The Kelp/Issue XXIV

The Kelp: Issue XXIV is the twenty-fourth issue and the seventh issue of Volume II of the newsletter. It was initially published on January 13th 2017.
==Introduction==
Jesus Christ, this thing is mine again... Yeah, everyone was a little off last week, so I'm getting it back and I will be main editor, along with Luis (you were good whilst I was away.). Vanilla Ploop, you can kinda keep a job as an editor as well. ~--Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne... (talk) 18:10, January 13, 2017 (UTC).
==News==
===The Imperial Ghost is back!===
Yes, I am. Took a couple of months. So, anyways. That's a bit weird. Not really news, just a helpful reminder to anyone who doesn't know already.
===Basket Sponge: Season 4!!!===
Yeah, like the official show, the basketball centric spin off has returned for it's fourth season, hopefully it will be like Season 1, early Season 2 standard again. If not, well... at least it won't be Season 3 standard!
===New Vandal?===
Pensmallguycaldspongebobandstfthisisalongusername is a user who created two accounts seemingly going on Polar's works, changing them and vandalizing their message wall with messages such as "trying to get them." As of now, the user is currently blocked but we still don't know his motives or who the user truly is.
===SuperFanon'D will be back?===
Former user SuperFanon'D! has been posting this message on multiple wikis, "1/17/2017" which may mean he will be coming back on that said date. But this news is still unconfirmed and we can only wait.
==Weather==
===United Kingdom===
Unlike every other day, Today was a snowy winter wonderland with temp at 0.5*C with white frost afterwards! Hopefully, this won't be there everyday.
===Philippines===
It'll be a rather cold and gloomy week, unlike the usual January week. Be sure to have a jacket on in case of any rainfall.
=== USA ===
The week will start with it being partly sunny, then light rain on the Tuesday. Despite this, you can expect it to be quite sunny for the rest of the week's duration.
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