B2S16C5 (Dialogue)

* Domonic: Officer Craft?! You killed Panfilo Ippoliti?!
* Brian: What?! No! That's absurd! We're partners!
* Dominic: Not for long. We found your playing cards at the crime scene!
* Brian: Yeah, I was there! Those weren't mine!
* Dominic: A little...too convenient, isn't it?
* Brian: What do you mean?
* Dominic: That you say you're going out for a drink and the next minute your sworn enemy for years is shot through the head with a police gun.
* Brian: I know it's a coincidence, but that's all it is!
* Dominic: And is it a coincidence that your DNA was all over the gun? As a homicide detective I'd really expect you to be less sloppy and wipe your fingerprints and DNA off...
* Brian: It...it all happened so fast! It was just the head of the moment, you know?
* Dominic: What do you mean?
* Brian: Fine, yes...I admit it! I shot Ippoliti!
* Brian: He's been a thorn in the force's sides for too long, and when I finally got information out of him, I knew I had to act fast!
* Dominic: What information?
* Brian: He...he told me he was making deals with a bombing squad!
* Brian: They were going to blow all of Uzibibi up! 
* Brian: He said that he was going to set off a detonator in 10 seconds which was given to him by this organization he was allied with! He just said that bombing organization was making deals with the Yakuza!
* Brian: I...I didn't even think about it...I just grabbed my gun and shot him square in the forehead...
* Dominic: And now you're going to pay for that! Brian Craft, you're under arrest!
* At the courtroom...
* Bernard: I must admit, this is quite a difficult case...I don't believe I've had one like this before...
* Bernard: Officer Brian Craft, you stand trial for the second-degree murder of mob boss Panfilo Ippoliti! How do you plead?
* Brian: Guilty, your honor...
* Brian: I'm ready to take the full punishment of what I've done!
* Bernard: Fortunately for you, since you ARE a police officer and you were protecting yourself and the people of Uzibibi, I cannot sentence you to any jail time.
* Bernard: However, since you lied to the police about it and did kill him, I have no choice but to force you to resign from the Uzibibian police department! Case closed!
* Back at the station...
* Brian: Hey guys, I just want to say...thanks for this short adventure I've had with all of you, it's really been a blast...
* Dominic: I wish it would've been settled another way, but the judge made his decision. So long, Brian...
* Brian: See you around sometime, I guess...and good luck with trying to stop the bombing organization and the Yakuza, you're going to need it!