Everywhere

Everywhere is all around you, like a crappy knockoff of The Matrix. Anything you can think of, is within everywhere, but you can't go everywhere because you haven't divided by zero yet. Since there's no escaping it, you will DIE everywhere too (and so will your precious little bagel). But you can't die everywhere because that would be stupid, so you die somewhere instead. Stupid people think that opportunities are everywhere, but tell that to someone in 2024 and they will PWN you.
Your Mom is everywhere because she is that fat always knows when you crap talk her, and God can't be everywhere because where was he when Adam and Steve were eating the apples? He must have been nowhere.
Link is so stupid that one time he one time used the Triforce on everything to turn everywhere into The King's Ship. He has since undone that, but for 2479 years, everywhere was a ship until Chuck Norris kicked the ship out of everywhere.
== Trivia ==
* N00bs are everywhere, thus by the transitive property of mathematics everywhere is a n00b.
* You are somewhere in everywhere.
* I could be anywhere in everywhere
* Nowhere can you find nowhere in everywhere, because it's not here.
* Since Time hasn't ended, we're not Everywhere at the End of Time.
* @everyone has the power to be heard everywhere by everybody on discord.
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