Eternal snails

Eternal snail (aeterna cochlea) is a species of snail which inhabits dark caves on Earth and several other planets, including planets in The Hamster Universe. Etneral Snails formally inhabited several other planets, however these were destroyed in a variety of cataclysms, which forced the snails to move. For March 2018 until April 2018, Eternal Snails were believed to be the oldest organisms (with the exception of the Cosmic Hamsters) in the universe and space-explorer Tomsk dedicated a long amount of time to discovering them. Even when what were believed to be older creatures, such as Nargactals and Coelacanths (Coelacanths Planet, were discovered, Eternal Snails were still considered extremely old. However, in August 2019, it was discovered that Eternal Snails descended from an earth snail who had traveled back in time from 1953 to 100 Decillion years BP (before present), due to a radioactive incident, which irradiated the snail and gave it the ability to randomly travel back in time. The general consensus of gerontologists is that Eternal Snails are no longer considered to be very aged animals; they have been recognised as 69 years old, as it was in 1953 that the first Eternal Snails came into existence, despite them being extremely old at the time. Another species that was believed to very aged, Nargactals, were found to be descended from Eternal Snails, so their age was also discounted. Prior to this discovery, it was previously thought that Eternal Snails had descended from Nargactals. Tomsk spent over a month looking for Eternal Snails and noted that they have very long reaction times; it can take them a month to open the door to their caves. For this reason, they often hired earth snails to open their doors and interact with guests. Eternal Snails were often members of the Old Animals’ Club however, since they have been discovered to be effectively only be 69, they have been removed from the club. In around October 2019, Tomsk interviewed Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence); she claimed that Tomsk had been fooled when he had discovered that eternal snails were descendants of Earth snails and claimed that eternal snails were actually nigh-infinitely old and were the most powerful creatures in the universe after the Cosmic Hamsters and inhabited the The Hamster Universe with her and her husband. When Tomsk asked why he had observed the first eternal snail ancestor time travelling to 100 decillion years BP from 1953 if what she said was true, Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) said that it was because the eternal snails were playing a practical joke on him. This version of events was thought to be correct until November 2019, when Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) finally admitted the truth; that her and her husband Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence) were actually eternal snails called Brian and Matilda, who had changed their names to appear more important. They also admitted they were normal eternal snails, who had achieved their comparatively potent powers by training them extensively. It was found to be true that eternal snails reside in The Hamster Universe, however, they only do so as they were given permission by the Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and they are ejected by him if they exhibit what he considers undesirable behaviour. An example of this was Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence), who was ejected from The Hamster Universe and exiled to a part of the Universe known as The Island of Isolation for his mass murder of civilians on Earth in November 2019.
Eternal Snails possess a variety of powers and abilities, which they can enhance if they train to perfect them. Powers they posses include: Resilience to events or attacks which may cause harm or death to many other creatures, an ability to survive in space for protracted periods of time, time travelling, teleportation and the ability to zap and kill those who attack them (which is only possessed by some eternal snails).
There are over 600 eternal snails whose names and ages are known:
Solomon aged 1 billion
Rodriguez aged 1.1 billion
Brian aged 1.7 billion
Judith aged 1.75 billion
Reginald aged 1.8 billion 
Janet aged 1.6 billion 
Jean aged 1.9 billion 
Donald aged 1.95 billion 
Michael aged 1.97 billion 
Rachael aged 1.98 billion
Callum aged 1.99 billion 
Paddy aged 1.95 billion 
Ronaldo aged 1.97 billion 
Zachery aged 1.7 billion
Tallulah aged 1.2 billion
Eric aged 1.4 Billion 
Annabelle aged 1.14 Billion 
Friedrich aged 1.6 Billion
Rachael aged 1.1 Billion
Timothy aged 1.78 Billion 
Carolyn aged 1.92 Billion 
Angela aged 1.78 Billion. 
Carol aged 1.84 Billion 
Peter aged 1.93 Billion
Karen 1.63 Billion
Theresa aged 1.93 Billion 
Phillip aged 1.99 Billion 
Phillip aged 1.3 Billion 
Matilda 1.29 Billion 
Tamsin aged 1.63 Billion 
Janine aged 1.85 Billion 
Edward aged 1.4 Billion
David aged 1.96 Billion
Terrance aged 1.49 Billion 
|Rachel aged 1.78 Billion
Maria aged 1.74 Billion
Gavin aged 1.255 Billion
Louie aged 1.920 Billon
Ellen aged 1.937 Billion
Zack aged 1.143 Billion
Zane aged 1.649 Billion
Henrietta aged 1.375 Billion
Nicola aged 1.743 Billion
Cedric aged 1.735 Billion
Conrad aged 1.27 Billion
Clarissa aged 1.94 Billion
Donald aged 1.632 Billion
Keith aged 1.17 Billion
Letitia aged 2,000,000,004,352 days
Angelo aged 2,000,200,004
Donatello aged 2,000,250,004
Frances aged 2.2 billion 
Jeanne aged 2.3 billion 
Celia aged 2.4 billion 
Gerald aged 2.5 billion 
Gregory aged 2.6 billon
Denise 2.7 billion
Nathaniel 939 million 
Arthur aged 2.7 billion 
Arthur aged 2.3 Billion
Beatrice aged 2.4 Billion 
Mary aged 2.75 billion 
Ada aged 2.65 Billion 
Doris aged 2.34 Billion 
Pattrick aged 2.78 Billion 
Jennifer aged 2,831,000,004
Harriet aged 2.63 Billion
Julia aged 2.89 billion
Janine aged 2.85 billion 
Michelangelo aged 2.89 billion
Wesley aged 2.895 billion
Boris aged 2.8 Billion
Trudy aged 2.93 billion
Maria aged 2.93 Billion 
Conrad aged 2.92 billion 
Mabel aged 2.93 Billion
Walter aged 2.98 Billion 
Marmaduke aged 2.97 billion 
Martha 2.98 billion 
Steven aged 2.999 billion 
Phillip aged 2,999,900,000
Edith aged 2.91 Billion 
Norbert aged 3 Billion 
George aged 2.96 billion
Zuleika aged 3.04 Billion
Gerald 3.04 Billion
Tancrede aged 3.04 Billion 
Benjamin aged 2.12 Billion
Constance aged 3.04 billion 
Eunice aged 3 Billion 
Donatellla aged 2.97 Billion 
Nigella aged 3.1 Billion 
Tracey 3.1 Billion
Gershwin aged 3.08 Billion 
Cresida aged 3.07 Billion 
Tarquin aged 3.09 Billion 
Hortencia aged 3.05 Billion 
Robin aged 3.12 Billion 
Brian aged 3.14 Billion 
Charlotte aged 3.07 Billion 
Andrew aged 3.14 Billion 
Margret aged 3.14 Billion 
Jone aged 3.17 Billion
Arnold aged 2.35 Billion 
Kenneth aged 2.6 Billion 
Rebeca aged 3.17 Billion 
Pauline aged 2.63 Billion
Paul aged 3.19 Billion
Jack aged 3.3 Billion 
Samuel aged 3.2 Billion 
Gaston aged 3.2 Billion 
Wilhelmina aged 3.15 Billion 
Taberlaine aged 3.17 Billion 
Jerome aged 3.15 Billion 
Sarah aged 3.17 Billion 
Christopher aged 3.2 Billion 
Keith aged 3.15 Billion 
Loretta aged 3.2 Billion 
Farris aged 3.2 Billion 
Godfrey aged 3.2 Billion
Ermentrude aged 3.21 Billion
Tansy aged 2.64 Billion 
David aged 2.57 Billion 
Roy aged 3.35 Billion 
Andrew aged 3.54 Billion 
Charlotte aged 3.25 Billion 
Daniele aged 3.6 Billion
Sandy aged 3.61 Billion
Thomas aged 3.92 Billion 
Linda aged 3.93 Billion 
Patrica aged 3.94 Billion 
Henry aged 3.78 Billion 
Cleopatra aged 3.87 Billion 
Vera aged aged 3.95 Billion 
Terrence aged 3.63 Billion 
Jeremiah aged 3.64 Billion
Beth aged 3.98 Billion 
Richard aged 4.03 Billion 
Harry aged 4.1 Billion
Greg aged 4.14 Billion
Vanessa aged 4.08 Billion
Gary aged 2.96 Billion 
Jasper aged 4.13 Billion
Jemima aged 3.7 Billion 
Jerome aged 3.8 Billion 
Judith aged 3.9 Billion 
Deirdre aged 2.74 Billion 
Justine aged 4.26 Billion
Len aged 4.29 Billion 
Roger aged 4.2 Billion
Jeramy aged 4.26 Billion
Ivana aged 3.9 Billion 
Lily aged 4.14 Billion 
Bill aged 3.76 Billion
Jeffrey aged 4.32 Billion
Cheryl aged 3.96 Billion 
Jonas aged 2.96 Billion 
Abraham aged 4.32 Billion 
Jane aged 3.77 Billion
Helena aged 2.97 Billion 
Alan aged 4.22 Billion 
Doreen aged 4.34 Billion 
Benjamin aged 4.38 Billion
Anthony aged 4.42 Billion 
Kirk aged 4.61 Billion
Rupert aged 4.62 Billion
Grace aged 3.978 Billion 
Tracey aged 2.767 Billion 
Paul aged 4.763 Billion
Agamemnon aged 4.5 Billion 
Bengy aged 4.64 billion 
Angela aged 4.3 Billion 
Dennis aged 4.45 Billion 
Arturo aged 4.37 Billion 
Artemis aged 4.43 Billion 
Leon aged 4.46 Billion 
Alan aged 4.42 Billion 
Vincent aged 4.73 Billion 
Vladimir aged 4.7 Billion 
Emily aged 4.73 Billion 
Kim aged 4.71 Billion 
Tiffany aged 4.4 Billion 
James aged 4.53 Billion 
John aged 4.69 Billion
Ruth aged 2.673 Billion 
Marlyn aged 4.423 Billion 
Laura aged 4.96 Billion
Eleanor aged 4.17 Billion 
Tyrone aged 3.349
Richard aged 5.05 Billion
Miranda aged 2.96 Billion 
Emma aged 4.386 Billion
Mariella aged 5.1 Billion 
Karen aged 5.2 Billion
Chloe aged 3.39 Billion 
Jason aged 2.41 Billion 
Joanne aged 3.64 Billion 
Edna aged 4.96 Billion 
Margaret aged 5.09 Billion
Valerie aged 4.47 Billion
Sidney aged 3.21 Billion 
Edgar aged 2.86 Billion 
Oswald aged 3.45 Billion
Maureen aged 3.59 Billion 
Suki aged 2.88 Billion 
Barney aged 5,200,010,000
Abigail aged 3.97 Billion
Thomasina aged 5.1 Billion
Lorraine aged 4.91 Billion
Tancrede aged 4.77 Billion 
Belinda aged 3.9 Billion
Molly aged 4.94 Billion 
Wayne aged 5.221 Billion
Sebastian aged 2.94 Billion
Ernest aged 4.66 Billion
Ellen aged 2.93 Billion 
Lucy aged 4.72 Billion 
Katrina aged 4.37 Billion 
Billy aged 4.6 Billion
Mandy aged 5.26 Billion 
Bertrand aged 5.26 Billion
Jack aged 5.4 Billion
Kevin aged 5.4 Billion 
Eve aged 5.4 Billion 
Christine aged 4.65 Billion 
Sarah aged 3.1 Billion 
Simon aged 5.52 Billion
Peter aged 2.22 Billion 
Angela aged 4.2 Billion
Rupert aged 2.71 Billion
Janine aged 4.49 Billion 
Amaryllis aged 2.786 Billion 
Jacinta aged 2.38 Billion 
Harrison aged 4.88 Billion 
Paul aged 5.132 Billion 
Patrick aged 5.36 Billion
Pedro aged 5.36 Billion 
Fenella aged 2.29 Billion
Anton aged 5.55 Billion 
Frederica aged 4.23 Billion
Kenneth aged 4.42 Billion 
Trudy aged 4.19 Billion
Sheelagh aged 5.523 Billion
Adam aged 5.6 Billion
Doreen aged 5.6 Billion
William aged 2.63 Billion
Bella aged 4.26 Billion 
Jackie aged 2.162 Billion
George aged 5.07 Billion 
Andrew aged 2.3 Billion 
Adrian aged 4.29 Billion
Douglas aged 2.97 Billion
Jonathan aged 5.36 Billion
Nigel aged 4.32 Billion
Abraham aged 2.47 Billion
Susan aged 5.12 Billion 
Timothy aged 2.87 Billion 
Janet aged 2.54 Billion 
James aged 5.07 Billion 
Boris aged 2.73 Billion 
Bridget aged 4.753 Billion
Thomas aged 5.1734 Billion 
Vincent aged 5.62 Billion
Sidney aged 4.293 Billion
Annabelle aged 4.78 Billion
Chantelle aged 4.17 Billion
Theodore aged 5.63 Billion
Charmaine aged 4.573 Billion
Martha aged 4.793 Billion 
Luke aged 4.83 Billion 
Claire aged 2.96 Billion
Belinda aged 5.632 Billion
Doris aged 2.75 Billion 
Sam aged 5.65 Billion
Alice aged 5.65 Billion
Lewis aged 4.21 Billion 
Grand aged 5.51 Billion 
George aged 5.722 Billion
Jeff aged 5.67 Billion
Lorraine aged 5.67 Billion 
Corinna aged 5.738 Billion 
Arlene aged 5.73 Billion 
Charlie aged 5.73 Billion
Russle aged 4.82 Billion 
Henry aged 5.17 Billion 
Julia aged 3.962 Billion
Emma aged 5.49 Billion 
Elly aged 4.39 Billion 
Oscar aged 5.68 Billion
Steven aged 5.4 Billion
Wayne aged 2.42 Billion
Colin aged 5.71 Billion
Toby aged 5.81 Billion 
Whitney aged 5.77 Billion
Robin aged 5.74 Billion
Phillip aged 5.9 Billion 
Archibald aged 5.91 Billion
Edward aged 5.52 Billion
Edmund aged 5.721 Billion
Desmond aged 5.92 Billion 
Ann aged 2.273 Billion
Phoebe aged 5.729 Billion
Robert aged 5.732 Billion 
Danielle aged 5.65 Billion
Leopold aged 4.2321 Billion
Elspeth aged 4.976 Billion 
Otto aged 5.932 Billion
Marjorie aged 2.69 Billion
Christabel aged 5.99 Billion
Paul aged 6.08 Billion 
Roland aged 3.963 Billion
Eamonn aged 6.092 Billion 
Heinrich aged 6.1 Billion 
Bertrand aged 6.12 Billion
Rachel aged 6.131 Billion
Gaston aged 6.123 Billion
Ralph aged 6.234 Billion
Cuthbert aged 4.923 Billion
Keanu aged 6.26 Billion
Ambrose aged 6.289 Billion
Trixabel aged 6.0823 Billion
Paula aged 6.192 Billion
Angelina aged 6.292 Billion
Gertrude aged 6.3 Billion
Darlene aged 6.313 Billion
Maurice aged 3.7 Billion
Gertrude aged 700 million 
Carter aged 6.319 Billion
Nigel aged 6.356 Billion
Sid aged 5.2 Billion 
Doreen aged 6.414 Billion
Beowulf aged 6.22 Billion
Toby aged 6.55 Billion
Victor aged 6.7 Billion 
Darren aged 6.46 Billion 
Dennis aged 6.63 Billion 
Simon aged aged 6.639 Billion 
Gudrun aged 6.52 Billion
Gregory aged 6.72 Billion 
Sven aged 6.73 Billion
Johann aged 6.86 Billion
Fenella aged 6.862 Billion
Roger aged 4.3 Billion 
Angela 6.92 Billion
Donatello aged 7.02 Billion
Rebecca aged 4.679 Billion 
Henrietta aged 6.35 Billion
Melanie aged 4.93 Billion
Maribel aged 5.6 Billion 
Michael aged 7.0896 Billion
Gertrude aged 7.1 Billion
Jackson aged 6.862 Billion 
Montgomery aged 4.137 Billion 
Marmaduke aged 2.262 Billion 
Carolyn aged 2.981 Billion
Benjamin aged 7.19 Billion
Zachary aged 7.2 Billion
Lorraine aged 7.22 Billion 
Agnus 6.362 Billion 
Serafina aged 7.0759 Billion 
Carlos aged 4.974 Billion
Tesla Tetanouse aged 3.075
Vanessa aged 7.23 Billion
William aged 6.63 Billion
Arabella aged 7.234 Billion
Malcom aged 5.731 Billion
Regina aged 4.321 Billion
Louise aged 7.391 Billion
Stephen aged 7.417 Billion
Ricky aged 7.329 Billion
Cheryl aged 5.629 Billion 
Jeremiah aged 4.98 Billion
Jacinta aged 4.9 Billion
Aladdin aged 7.14 Billion 
Manfred aged 4.37 Billion
Horatio aged 5.267 Billion
Max aged 6.862 Billion
Domenica aged 7.362 Billion 
Beryl aged 7.49 Billion
Astrid aged 7.326 Billion 
Sally aged 7.439 Billion
Sarah jane aged 7.432 Billion 
Charlie aged 7.635 Billion
Hamlet aged 7.539 Billion 
Nancy aged 7.49 Billion 
Heinrich aged 7.63 Billion
Charmaine aged 2.374 Billion
Tansy aged 7.435 Billion
Angelina aged 6.969 Billion 
Edwina aged 7.432 Billion
Victoria aged 7.237 Billion
Megan aged 7.671 Billion
Claudia aged 7.642 Billion
Theresa aged 7.796 Billion
Len aged 7.792 Billion
Chandler aged 7.69 Billion
Ross aged 6.799 Billion 
Todd aged 7.436 Billion 
Candy aged aged 7.331 Billion
Matthew aged 7.77 Billion 
Jill aged 7.356 Billion
Amber aged 6.639 Billion 
Nelson aged 7.327 Billion
Doreen aged 7.89 Billion 
Margaret aged 7.813 Billion
Marcus aged 1.131 Billion
Michael aged 7.932 Billion 
Slowus maxumus aged 4.8 Billion 
Polly aged 7.929 Billion
Imelda aged 8.04 Billion
Frodo aged 7.9 Billion 
Terrence aged 7.96 Billion 
Jerome aged 7.963 Billion 
Jasper aged 7.934 Billion 
Augustus aged 7.987 Billion 
Polonius aged 7.99 Billion 
Liam aged 7.94 Billion 
Geraint aged 7.971 Billion 
Anton aged 7.986 Billion 
Peregrine aged 7.443 Billion
Sebreus aged 6.66 Billion
Darius aged 7.85 Billion 
Oscar aged 7.42 Billion
David aged 7.794 Billion
Dilys aged 7.462 Billion
Bessie aged 4.297 Billion 
Malcom aged 6.22 Billion 
Thomas aged 8.081 Billion 
Erasarus aged 6 Billion
Arron aged 7.66 Billion 
Eglantine aged 7.973 Billion
Angus aged 8.1 Billion 
Lucas aged 8.15 Billion
Amos aged 7.962 Billion 
Janine aged 6.372 Billion 
Beth aged 8.128 Billion 
Amy aged 7.891 Billion 
Denise aged 8.24 Billion 
Michelle aged 8.25 Billion 
Andrew aged 8.16 Billion 
Carys aged 8.123 Billion 
Mary Beth aged 8.221 Billion
Darcy aged 8.2 Billion
Alexander aged 8.341 Billion 
Oswald aged 8.429 Billion 
Arnold aged 8.6 Billion 
Egbaston aged 8.39 Billion 
Nautius maximus aged 9 Billion 
Gilbert aged 8.542 Billion
Agnes aged 8.39 Billion
Louisa aged 8.296 Billion 
May aged 8.477 Billion 
Barry aged 9.483 Billion 
Ion aged 8.26 Billion 
Bruce aged 8.61 Billion 
Cliff aged 7.943 Billion 
Helen aged 6.292 Billion 
Clive aged 8.724 Billion 
Linda aged 8.614 Billion 
Stephanie aged 6.413 Billion 
Angelica aged 5.191 Billion 
Aileen aged 6.334 Billion 
Billy aged 8.414 Billion 
Sheelagh aged 8.943 Billion 
Joyce aged 7.441 Billion 
Rebeca aged 8.946 Billion 
Farrah aged 6.947 Billion 
Gary aged 8.642 Billion 
Martin aged 9.141 Billion 
Elvis aged 2.514 Billion 
Janice aged 7.612 Billion 
Fiona aged 3.627 Billion 
Jonathan aged 4.862 Billion 
Derrick aged 5.748 Billion 
Harrington aged 8.314 Billion 
Valentine aged 8.417 Billion 
González aged 7.367 Billion 
Loribel aged 7.642 Billion 
Trudy aged 9.13 Billion 
Donna aged 6.57 Billion 
Winston aged 5.64 Billion 
Abigail aged 4.139 Billion 
Tanya aged 5.632 Billion 
Maximilian aged 6.532 Billion 
Kendall aged 7.494 Billion 
Rory aged 3.394 Billion 
Isaac aged 8.626 Billion 
Dandy aged 5.964 Billion 
Horace aged 8.823 Billion 
David aged 8.591 Billion 
Paul aged 8.576 Billion 
Mercutio aged 1.468 Billion 
Sarah aged 8.691 Billion 
Kennedy aged 7.948 Billion 
Zachary aged 9.462 Billion 
Arnold aged 10.3 Billion 
Hilary aged 10.6 Billion 
Robert 10.728 Billion 
Ferdinand aged 11.3 Billion 
Mariella aged 11,300,010,004
Miriam aged 11.4 Billion
Marcus aged 11.436 Billion
Amelia aged 13.63 billion
Theresa aged 13.83 Billion 
Michael aged 13.96 Billion 
Miriam aged 14.1 Billion 
Reginald aged 14.145 Billion 
Jerome aged 13.7 Billion 
Jennifer aged 13.6 Billion 
David aged 13.4 Billion 
Matthew aged 14.129 Billion 
Tamika aged 12.9 Billion 
Anneliese aged 13.1 Billion 
Emma aged 14.2 Billion
Angus aged 13.948 Billion
Molly aged 12.962 Billion 
Jonathan aged 14.123 Billion 
Toby 14.359 Billion 
Tracy aged 14.36 Billion 
Bill aged 14.37 Billion 
Ion aged 14.38 Billion 
Phillip aged 14.56 Billion
Harriet aged 14.367 Billion 
Louise aged 14.3 billion 
Louis aged 14.279 billion
Galileo aged 14.4 billion
Lucia aged 14.527 billion 
Frederick aged 14.432 Billion
Thomas aged 14.561 Billion
Henry aged 14.599 billion
David aged 14.773 Billion 
Lucy aged 14.323 Billion 
Brian aged 14.696 Billion 
Richard aged 14.657 Billion 
Archibald aged 14.772 Billion 
Janice aged 14.893 Billion 
Matilda aged 14.927 Billion 
Annette aged 14.992 Billion 
Dominic aged 14.999 Billion 
Doreen aged 15.9 Billion 
Jessica aged 16.9 Billion 
Gordon aged 15.72 Billion 
Jack aged 16.99 Billion 
Paulette aged 16.26 Billion 
Jemima aged 17.02 Billion 
Dylan aged 17.34 Billion 
Louis aged 17.6 Billion 
Oscar aged 17.73 Billion 
Betty aged 17.737 Billion 
Deborah aged 17.862 Billion 
Marie aged 18.1 Billion 
Isaac aged 18.32 Billion
William aged 26 Billion 
Roy aged 20.323 Billion 
Bridget aged 27.9 Billion 
Doreen aged 28.6 Billion 
Peter aged 29.73 Billion 
Jacob aged 30.39 Billion
Darren aged 31.3 Billion 
Ethel aged 31.42 Billion 
Ada aged 32.4 Billion 
Dorian aged 42 Billion
Noreen aged 43.6 Billion 
Hortence aged 44.1 Billion 
Alphonse aged 50.059 Billion 
Jacob aged 47 Billion 
Godfrey aged 79 Billion 
Henrietta aged 95.623 Billion (resurrected, died aged 35 Billion)
Doris aged 5 quintillion