GIR

GIR battled Johnny 5, Claptrap, Space Core, and R.A.L.P.H. in Johnny 5 vs Claptrap.
==Information on the Rapper==
GIR is the insane, hyperactive robotic assistant of Zim and the closest thing the incompetent Irken has to a friend, having been constructed from scrap parts and given to Zim by the Almighty Tallest just before it was handed to Zim, instead of a regular SIR (Standard-issue Information Retrieval Unit).
==Lyrics==
[GIR's regular lyrics are in teal, his Duty Mode is in red, and Zim's are in magenta.]
(Woooooooooooohoooooooo!)
GIR! Reporting for duty! (Hehe, duty!)
If my rhymes offend you, I'm still too adorable for you to sue me!
I'm a robot of commands, not like a SIR but like a GIR!
(Hi, cow!) If you haven't given up already, you're like me, you'll never learn!
(Ahhhh!) My name sounds like a Mad, Mad, Rubber Piggy!
(INTRUDER!) I'm a mongoose with a dog bite, so sickly!
(Yay!) You're doomed! I'll Clap when you're in my Trap!
(I was the turkey!) Send Space Core into space with my tacoless explosive rap!
(Piggy!) You're like biscuits, I should never mention you again!
(GIR!) Sorry, Zim. I'll eat this little bug like I'm a robot with chicken legs!
[Gir takes off his dog outfit.]
(I'm naked!) My rhymes hit you like a sammich to Dib's face!
(Okie dokie!) Everyone's dream dog will knock Johnny from his standing place!
(I saw a squirrel!) When GIR takes the mic, all other robots stand no chance,
(What is it?!) I'm the Prime, Robot in Disguise, and finish a battle with a gif-turned dance!
Category:Season 1
Category:Nonhuman Characters
Category:Fictional Characters
Category:Johnny 5 vs Claptrap
Category:Male Characters