Lifetime (TV network) Schedule March 25, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E17 - Her Houseboy Coco 	When Jamie is confined to bed, it's up to Paul to care for her. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Lewis Zorich, Jerry Adler, Robin Bartlett, Suzie Plakson, Cynthia Harris, Hank Azaria   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E17 - Her Houseboy Coco 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Strange Case of Clarence and Anita" 	The atmosphere at Sugarbaker's heats up quickly when a discussion about Clarence Thomas, Anita Hill and the issue of sexual harassment turns into a war between the sexes. Starring: Dixie Carter, Jan Hooks, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Julia Duffy, Alice Ghostley, Michael Goldfinger   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Strange Case of Clarence and Anita" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 57 • “Letter to Gorbachev” 	After Rose writes a letter to President Reagan and Premier Gorbachev about nuclear weapons, she receives word that Gorbachev wants to meet her. While everyone assembles for Rose's press conference, Dorothy and Blanche discover that the Soviets think Rose is nine or ten years old! Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 57 • “Letter to Gorbachev” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E4 - Material Fran 	Fran is courted by an elderly admirer. Rachel Chagall, Judith Hoag, Edward Penn, and Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Judith Hoag, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Rachel Chagall, Edward Penn   [CC] [TV-PG L]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E4 - Material Fran 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Brotherly Love 	Blanche sets her sights on Dorothy's brother-in-law. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Brotherly Love 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E5 - Curse Of The Grandmas 	Fran anxiously anticipates a big party on her first anniversary with the Sheffields. Ann Guilbert and Nancy Linari guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ann Guilbert, Nancy Linari   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E5 - Curse Of The Grandmas 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E6 - The Nanny Napper 	Fran is mistakenly accused of kidnapping a baby. Dayton Callie, Robert Clendenin, Nancy Lenehan, Lawrence A Mandley, and Ann Noel guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Robert Clendenin, Nancy Lenehan, Dayton Callie, Lawrence A. Mandley, Ann Noel   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E6 - The Nanny Napper 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Charlie's Buddy" 	Rose begins dating a new man named Buddy Rourke, but soon discovers that he is trying to cheat her out of her money. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Charlie's Buddy" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1245 Wanted: Michael Alfonso 	Featured stories: Genoveva Velasquez was shot at point blank range outside the restaurant where she worked, and according to authorities, eyewitnesses positively identify Michael Alfonso as her killer; John Holland and Elizabeth Joyce were each in car accidents and each became psychic -- their cases are profiled; after Mel Wilson tossed a barrel filled with counterfeit money and disappeared from sight, it was discovered that he had been leading a double or triple life for 25 years, and now his children from at least two marriages want to know if there are any other siblings, and what happened to Mel; Shelly Malone, an accomplished horsewoman, was allegedly trampled to death by a horse, but her family believes that she was murdered and they want a full investigation. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1245 Wanted: Michael Alfonso 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1247 Wanted: Dr. Gregory Caplinger 	Featured stories: Dr. Gregory Caplinger scammed millions from investors and unsuspecting patients, with more phony medical credentials than any other medical imposter in history. After two years of evading authorities, he turned himself in to Dominican Republic officials, and was immediately extradited to the U.S.; is there a code in the Bible that predicts future events?; Phyllis Strub was the perfect wife, mother, and employee, who managed a credit union for a large Hilton Hotel in Cincinnati, but when an auditor discovered half a million dollars missing, she got up and said she had to make a large deposit, walked out and was never seen again; is it instinct, love, or devotion that can mysteriously turn ordinary pets into extraordinary heroes? -- three stories are covered. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1247 Wanted: Dr. Gregory Caplinger 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Scattered Dreams: The Kathryn Messenger Story	 	When poor tenant farmers in Florida are imprisoned for unpaid grocery bills by the town's overzealous sheriff, and their children are taken away, they wage a courageous court battle to free themselves and win back their children. Starring: Tyne Daly, Gerald McRaney, Alicia Silverstone   [CC] [TV-PG V]
2:00 pm 		Scattered Dreams: The Kathryn Messenger Story	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Zol Zein Gezint" 	Dana tries to solve a custody battle when an African-American patient who has been implanted with fertilized eggs delivers twins -- but one twin is black and the other twin is white. Lu treats a woman for severe, chronic back pain, only to uncover the patient's addiction to prescription drugs. Starring: Janine Turner, Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG L]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Zol Zein Gezint" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E5 - Maggie's Boyfriend 	Fran is blamed when Mggie's moves in with her new boyfriend. Andrew Levitas guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Andrew Levitas   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E5 - Maggie's Boyfriend 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E6 - I'm Pregnant 	After catching her and Michael in bed, Fran learns that Maggie may be pregnant. Nora Dunn and Andrew Levitas guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Nora Dunn, Andrew Levitas   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S6 E6 - I'm Pregnant 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself" 	The girls challenge each other to overcome their fears. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself" 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	One for the Money 	The girls concoct a money-making scheme. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Lyn Greene, Conrad Janis, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	One for the Money 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		A Father for Brittany 	 	A man honors his promise to his wife by raising their adopted daughter after his wife dies. Based on a true story. Starring: Michael Learned, Andrew McCarthy, Shirley Knight, Teri Polo, Chuck Shamata   [CC] [TV-PG L]
7:00 pm 		A Father for Brittany 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Abducted: A Father's Love 	 	A father uses an "underground mother" network to help him abduct his baby girl to protect her from his neglectful wife. Christopher North, Megan Gallagher, Natalie Cole, Peter MacNicol, Stefanie Kramer. 1996/Drama. Starring: Natalie Cole, Megan Gallagher, Chris Noth, Stepfanie Kramer, Peter MacNicol, Loryn Locklin, Daniel Roebuck   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
9:00 pm 		Abducted: A Father's Love 	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Merge 	Bobby Trendy Stacy and Forrest 312 (N) 	Whether it's a young wife who insists on keeping her pink canopy bed or a new husband that can't bear to part with his neon beer sign, moving in together can be a stressful endeavor for a newly married couple. LIFETIME'S new one-hour show, "Merge," hosted by Lisa Rinna ("Days of Our Lives," "Melrose Place," LIFETIME Television's "Sex, Lies and Obsession") helps newlyweds decide just how prized their favorite possessions really are. Just before the wedding, the couple is interviewed to discuss which items they can't live without and which items of their betrothed they can't live with. While the couple is on their honeymoon, the 'Merge' design team integrates their belongings and adds a few finishing touches. The result is a home filled with items they each hold dear. There's one catch though. Once the items are put in the 'no' pile, they are never to be seen again as they meet their doomed fate with THE SHREDDER. Starring: Lisa Rinna   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:00 pm		Merge 	Bobby Trendy Stacy and Forrest 312 (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		What Should You Do? 	A Teacher's Will Severed Hand Baby CPR Snowmobile Crash Buried Alive (N)	Featured segments: "A Teacher's Will" - A young woman is kidnapped from her apartment at gunpoint, raped in an abandoned field and shot three times in the back by her assailant, who leaves her for dead. "Severed Hand" - Man's hand is re-attached after an accident with a power saw. "Baby CPR" - Women use CPR to revive a 4-month-old who stops breathing at a grocery store. "Snowmobile Crash" - A snowmobile excursion turns into a six day test of survival. "Buried Alive" - Man rescues and revives a young girl who is buried alive. From medical emergencies to survival stories to dangerous crime scenes, "What Should You Do?" combines dramatic re-enactments of true stories with tips from leading experts to help viewers protect themselves and others. The panel of experts include Candice DeLong, a 20-year veteran of the FBI; renowned medical expert and emergency room physician, Dr. Winnie King; and Charles Ingram, a former Marine with expertise in anti-terrorism and hostage situations. Starring: Leeza Gibbons   [CC] [TV-PG V]
12:00 am		What Should You Do? 	A Teacher's Will Severed Hand Baby CPR Snowmobile Crash Buried Alive (N)	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "A Priori" 	When Jinny kills a man who is beating a drug dealer to death, questions about her sobriety arise when it is revealed that the man she shot was a cop, albeit a bad one. While struggling to define her and Ben's relationship with Gabriel, Magda's world is turned upside down when Ben goes missing. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG LV] [SAP]
1:00 am 		The Division 	The Division "A Priori" 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S3 E2 - Feels Like The First Time 	Susan and Jack finally get romantic--but the experience is not what they expected. Toddy wants to catch a foul ball hit by his baseball idol. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S3 E2 - Feels Like The First Time