Patrick Protests the Bubble Bowl

Patrick Protests the Bubble Bowl is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick storms into the BFL commissioner's office.)
Patrick: What's the big idea?
Commissioner: Hey, aren't you that idiot who screwed up the national anthem?
Patrick: Yes, I am, and you're the idiot who lied to us about Marine 5 performing Sweet Victory!
Commissioner: Squidward showed up, didn't he?
Patrick: That wasn't even Squidward! It was a cruddy knock-off of him!
(A Flash-animated version of Squidward in his conductor uniform is moving around stiffly in the corner of the office.)
Patrick: I'm sorry I have to do this, but you've given me no choice. I'm boycotting the next Bubble Bowl!
Commissioner: Oh, no! One of our 100 million viewers won't be tuning in next year! Whatever will I do?
Patrick: You'll do Sweet Victory right next year, with me on the drums and Sandy not on the trombone, because seeing her with a trombone still gives me nightmares!
Commissioner: I was being sarcastic! Get out of my office!
Patrick: You'll regret it! You'll all regret it!
Commissioner: I doubt it. We own a day of the week. We're untouchable.
(The commissioner's shellphone start to ring.)
Commissioner: (opens shellphone) Hello?
Caller: Hi, I represent the BFL owners, and we wanted to let you know that due to declining ratings, we've decided to fire you.
Patrick: I win!
Commissioner: Correction: The owners are untouchable. I'm dispensable.
Patrick: Wanna boycott the next Bubble Bowl with me?
Commissioner: Sure. I wasn't planning on watching it, anyway.
Patrick: Yeah! Victory is sweet!
Commissioner: I see what you did there.
Patrick: I did something?
(What a twist!)
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