Carn-Evil/Transcript

*[upbeat music playing]
*[sizzling]
*[whistles]
*[sighs]
*Elder Kettle: Cuphead! Mugman!
*both: Yes, Elder Kettle?
*Elder Kettle: Today, you two are in for a real treat!
*both: Really?
*Elder Kettle: You get to paint the fence!
*[groans]
*[sighs] Mugman: Jeez, I guess we know what we're doing the rest of the day, huh?
*Cuphead: Oh, Banana oil! Paint the fence, milk the goat, patch the roof! It's the same old stuff every day! What we need is a little fun and adventure.
*Mugman: If we could only speed things up, Maybe we'd have time to squeeze in a little fun and adventures at the end.
*Cuphead: Way ahead of you, pal.
*Elder Kettle: Hey boys, How's that--
*Mugman: Boy, was he steamed.
*Cuphead: Eh. I ain't too worried about it. You know, that should've worked. If only I used a little less gunpowder... Oh, well. 
*Mugman: Let's just focus on getting more paint, and try not to get distracted.
*Cuphead: Mugman, Look!
*[fairground organ music plays]
*Mugman: Uh, Cuphead, I'm not so sure--
*Cuphead: You know what I do when I'm not so sure? I double down!
*Mugman: What does that even mean?
*Cuphead: It means we're going to the carnival!
*Mugman: Absolutely not! There's no was we're go--
*[screaming]
*[whooping]
*[yelling]
*[squealing]
*[vomiting]
*[screaming]
*[laughing]
*Mugman: I've gotta hand it to you, Cuphead. That was great! And we still have time to get supplies and fix the fen-- Cuphead?
*[hypnotic music playing]
*[dings]
*Man: Winner!
*Cuphead: Ha-ha!
*[dings]
*man: Winner!
*Cuphead: Eh? Eh?
*[dings]
*-Winner!
*[chuckles]
*-Winner! x6
*Saxophone: oh?
*[clamoring]
*[cheering]
*[buzzes]
*[whiring]
*[groans]
*Mugman: "Soul Ball".
*[groaning lifelessly]
*Mugman: "Carnival." "Carn-Evil" [yells] "EVIL"?!? [gasps] Uh... Cuphead?
*Cuphead: Not now, Mugsy! I'm on a hot streak.
*-Winner!
*[cheering]
*[echoing screams]
*[snickering]
*Devil: Everyone loves a carnival.
*[dinging]
*Devil: What a Haul.
*Devil: [sings] Whoa, In case you ain't heard I'm The Devil I'm a real lowdown not on the level They call me Old Scratch Mr. S the Big D I'm the king of the underworld Yeah, It's great to be me. [jazzy solo] Ho-di-llie doh-di-llie-doh
*Demons: Ho-di-llie doh-di-llie-doh
*Devil: [sings] Hee-di-llie hee-di-llie hee! [harmonizing] I'm a real naughty boy i'm sure you'll agree. I get my kicks playing tricks on the locals They're easy marks They're real dumb yokels, But now, folks, listen closely It's time I made a confession collecting people's souls is my greatest obsession! [laughs maliciously]
*Henchman: Uh, hey, boss. Boss! Hey, Boss!
*Devil: WHAT?! I was singing!
*Henchman: The... the soul counter stopped.
*Devil: [muttering] What the--
*[wind whistling]
*Soul Ball: [dings] Winner!
*[chanting] Cuphead! x3
*Devil: [sighs] Terrific. Looks like we have a real show-off.
*Mugman: Cuphead, maybe you should quit while you're ahead.
*Cuphead: Double down! [inhales, blows]
*Elephant: Oh!
*Soul Ball: [dings] Winner!
*[cheering]
*Cuphead: Thank You!
*[thunder rumbles]
*Elephant: The Devil! [trumpets]
*[screaming]
*Devil: My fans. They love me.
*[ominous music playing]
*[thunder cracks]
*Devil: Hello.
*Mugman: [splutters] Cup-- Cuphead!
*Cuphead: Watch it!
*Soul Ball: Loser! [buzzes]
*Cuphead: Aw, heck. No look at what you made me do! [Mugman's hand points at The Devil] [splutters]
*Devil: And that's game.
*[whirring]
*Cuphead: Whoa!
*[grunting]
*Cuphead: [inhales deeply] RUN!!!
*[cups panting]
*Devil: Ooh, I love it when they run. [cackling]
*Mugman: [sobs] I'm sorry I made you miss! This is all my fault!
*Cuphead: [sobs] We should've never have come here in the first place! It's all my fault!
*Mugman: You're right! It is you're fault!
*[yelling]
*[both scream]
*Cuphead: I think we lost him.
*Devil: Surprise!
*Both: huh?
*[yelping]
*[both grunt]
*[both scream]
*[screeching whinny]
*Both: Whoa!
*Cuphead: Bad horsey! Whoa!
*[panting]
*[camera clicks]
*[evil cackle]
*[malicious laugh]
*[both grunt]
*Both: Whoa! x2
*[both squeal]
*[cackles]
*Cuphead: Whoa!
*[whimpering]
*Mugman: Come on, Cuphead! It's time for a double down!
*Cuphead: What are you, nuts?!
*Mugman: Now pretend like we're cornered!
*Cuphead: We ARE cornered!
*[evil laughter]
*[gun cocks]
*Mugman: [slow motion] Jump!
*[gasps]
*[haunting wails]
*Devil: NO!
*Telephone: [dings] Yay!
*[dings] x2 [snorting]
*[groans]
*[growls]
*[exclaims]
*Devil: You don't just get to run away.
*Henchman: Wow, Boss. I never saw you let no one escape before.
*Devil: He didn't escape! He played the game. He lost. His soul belongs to me. I'll get that cup.
*Henchman: Head?
*Devil: Oh, shut up.
*[upbeat music playing]
*Cuphead: What an amazing day. We rode rides.
*Mugman: And you owe the Devil your soul.
*Cuphead: We played games. 
*Mugman: And you owe the Devil your soul.
*Cuphead: We're almost even finished with this dumb fence!
*Mugman: And you owe the Devil your soul!
*Cuphead: Eh, I ain't to worried about it.
*Elder Kettle: Hey, boys, How--
*Cuphead: Still too much gunpowder.
*Mugman: And you still owe the Devil your soul.
*[episode ends as the view irises out on Cuphead and Mugman]