Sister O’Grady’s dry flavourless crackers for the soul

“Sister O’Grady’s” is a food brand ran by nuns producing various types of biscuit or cracker. Their goal is to produce and supply extremely dry, flavourless and boring crackers with the belief that consuming only dull and uninteresting food will help the soul stay pure and dissuade immorality.
== Ideals ==
The Nuns behind “Sister O’Grady’s” believe that eating only boring flavourless food can help the soul to remain pure and can stop people being tempted to sin. They took it upon themselves to create a brand of biscuits & crackers (the driest of all foods); not to create profit but to save the world from immorality by producing food with an unprecedented level of flavourlessness and dryness, the likes of which we have never seen before.
The Nuns of Sister O’Grady‘s Catholic church adopt the same theory as “John Harvey Kellogg” the inventor of the Kellogg’s brand and the Corn Flakes. (He created Corn Flakes to dissuade young men from masturbation) As a result, all of their products are bland for the purpose of attempting to stop people from engaging in immoral acts.
== Supply ==
Sister O’Grady’s is the official supplier for Soup kitchens, Rehabs, Alcoholics Anonymous, Catholic schools, Monasteries & Catholic Churches worldwide. Their crackers are supplied to all of these locations in massive numbers to be served alongside other bland foods like watery soups. Sister O’Grady’s crackers is thought to help Nuns, Preists & Good Samaritans stay “pure” while helping Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, the Homeless & Children redeem themselves of their wicked sins, show penance and help them to try and avoid the temptations of sins such as: Alcohol, Drugs, Masturbation, Crime, Ill thoughts, Anger, Mischief, Joy, Excitement, Homelessness, Love, Science & Atheism.
== Products ==
Sister O’Grady’s Dry Flavourless Crackers for the Soul provides a small number of different biscuits and crackers for variety (but there is almost no distinguishing any difference in flavours between them)
* Dry Wheat Cracker
* Dry Wholemeal Cracker
* Black Dry Wheat Cracker (Coloured Black for Preists)
* Cheese Wheat Crackers (Doesn’t taste of Cheese at all)
* Oyster Crackers (A small bag of really small Dry Wheat Crackers to have with Soup)
* Extra Dry Wheat Cracker (Extra dry, Extra flavourless. For those who REALLY need Jesus)
* Dry Rich Tea (To only be dunked in hot water)
* Dry Digestive
* Dry Cream Cracker (No Cream filling, just 2 bland discuits)
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