List of Kakos Industries divisions

This article contains a list of Kakos Industries divisions.
== Divisions ==
=== A–M ===
* Adult Entertainment Branch
** Discovered the "new hole" and produced erotic videos featuring the new hole, such as "Brave New Hole".
** Further research into the new hole found it sometimes "interacts unpredictably with regular spinal function." Additionally, the new hole was tested with men.
* Division of Animal Cruelty
* Division of ASMR
* Division of Black and Blues
* Division of Clowns and Mimes
* Culinary Branch
** Discovered heavier calories Episode 1: "Corin Deeth III"
* Division of Dams and Water Management
* Division of Damnation and Ruination
* Division of Dionesia
* Division of Disrepair
* Division of Divination
* Division of Drugs and Whores
* Division of Energy
** Developed Clean Burning Uranium, which is the same as regular uranium but with a nicer sounding name.
*Division of Entirely Unnecessary Corporate Euphemisms
* Division of Figuring Out What All of These Keys Go To
* Division of Flat Earth
* Division of Goats
* Division of Greenery
* Division of Incredibly Boring Things
* Division of Insurmountable Fear
* Division of Intrinsic Evil
* Division of Impossible Video Game Achievements
* Division of Labyrinthian Lab Layouts
* Division of Lobbying
** Spends money on all politicians.
* Division of Loud Cars
* Division of Masculine Expression
* Division of Mycology
=== N–Z ===
* Division of Noise
* Division of Oh Yeah?
* Division of Oversight
* Division of Panacea
* Division of Pharmaceutical Advancements
* Division of Philosophical Sabotage
** Invented Denny, a human brain in a digital reality.
* Division of Propagating Propaganda
** Produced a viral marketing campaign to make lonely men interested in trying the new hole.
** Began the "Thank Evil" campaign to combat people saying "thank goodness."
* Division of Punditry
** Developed a new fallacy, the "Appeal to Equine Sensibility."
* Division of Secrets
* Division of Secret Societies
** Began courting with intent to acquire a new secret society, the Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations.
* Division of Sexual Experimentation
* Division of Shameless Begging
* Division of Smells
* Division of Special Spacial Facial Muscles
* Division of Subversive Cute
* Division of Talking to Yourself
* Tautology Division
** Produced the tautology "Evil is Evil."
* Division of Unusual Exercises
* Division of Uphill Battles
* Division of Utilization
* Valkyrian Division
** Made the statement "War is glorious. War is just. War is awesome. War is all. The state of nature is war, and society is a farce." Since Kakos Industries profits from the "illusion of civilization," the valkyries were punished with community service.Episode 2: "Go To Hell"
* Division of Vision
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