Plant Interviews 17: Lily Pad

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the first ever aquatic plant.
I'm still running from the Doom-shroom, as the sun comes up. The Doom-shroom then falls asleep. Obviously.
Me: "Hi Lily Pad!"
Lily Pad: "..."
Me: "Hello?"
Lily Pad: "..."
Me: "I'm here to interview you!"
Lily Pad: "..."
A Peashooter gets planted on top of Lily Pad.
Peashooter: "Don't bother, he never talks, no one knows anything about him."
Me: "But I need to know if he has startling opinions or shocking secrets!"
Peashooter: "Like I say, he never..."
Lily Pad: "ALRIGHT, I'll talk!"
Peashooter: "OH MY GOSH, he's talking?"
Peashooter has fainted.
Lily Pad: "I hate plants, that's why I never talk. I hate all the plants that get put on top of me, I only like the aquatic plants."
Me: "Do you also hate zombies?"
Lily Pad: "Yeah, but not as much."
Me: "Why do you work with other plants then?"
Lily Pad: "Cause it's the only thing I'm good at."
Me: "Oh right."
Lily Pad: "Is that all?"
Me: "Yeah. Bye!"
Lily Pad: "..."
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