Religious Philosophies

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. 
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. 
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? 
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? 
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. 
Hinduism: This shit happened before. 
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong. 
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. 
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