‘Merica (Joke)

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‘Merica is an enigmatic level of The Backrooms.
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==Description==
‘Merica, also known as “America” or “Level America,” is an expansive suburban area with multiple roads and highways that stretch hundreds of burgers in length. Enigmatically, no buildings or noticeable structures can be discovered throughout the area. In addition to this, the level is covered in a mysterious purple mist. The cause of this mist is an enigma, though it’s thought that there may be iodine, or a specific chemical compound in the air causing such mist. Multiple southerners simply claim this is just because of the level’s “patriotism.” Attempts to build any structures are fruitless, as resources and material are generally scarce throughout ’Merica.
The level is mainly influenced by capitalism, though due to a lack of buildings, many reports claim this “capitalism” is from the roads & highways. Despite the influence of capitalism, the level is mainly surrounded with a forest, which one could easily get lost in. However, it’s the only part of ’Merica which has tangible resources (e.g, wood & sap). One may also hear the “Star-Spangled Banner” play faintly when in the forest, although the source of it, once again, is primarily an enigma. Theories mainly suggest that this is from speakers somewhere hidden around in the forests and/or roads.
‘Merica is often regarded as a “hub” for a majority of USA-based levels, as exits to at least half of its levels have been reported & confirmed. There are also plenty of unconfirmed exits that lead to different levels, however. It’s also thought to be the reason why ‘Merica is not named after a state or amendment. Because of it being some sort of level hub, multiple small communities and outposts have been made for easy access to other levels.
The level’s temperature is inconsistent, with reports of the temperature being 36°F one day, and 74°F the next. Because of this, it’s incredibly difficult to predict the weather and calculate the mean temperature of ’Merica. However, it does have seasonal patterns that do not correlate to the temperature, but rather the trees. ’Merica has 2 seasons, being Spring, and Winter.
During the Spring, trees often blossom and are bushy. They’re a dark green color, and have thick trunks. Winter, however, includes trees with little to no leaves, and are practically dead. The leaves (if there are any) usually have an orange color, and the trees themselves are also a deep orange color. Seasons in ’Merica last around 2 years, and based off studies of the level, the next season will start in around 5 months.
==Patriotism==
As previously stated, the level is “patriotic,” and influenced by capitalism. Many southerners and patriotists claim this is just because the level is patriotic, and there’s no scientific meaning. This would explain why the fog is an odd mix of red, white, and blue. Either way, these patriotism theories haven’t yet been ruled out, and could possibly be true due to lack of scientific meaning behind the mist and music playing.
Either way, the patriotism in the level also runs through your veins, and can take over your brain if you stay there for 7,235 years. However, since the average human lifetime is 81 years, this shouldn’t be a problem. This information has been received by a three-year-old that wants the old backrooms back, and since we’re naive people, we believe them for no tangible reason.
==Anomalies==
This level has multiple strange anomalies, ranging from the star spangled banner playing in the background, to much weirder anomalies. The anomalies will be listed belo for reference:
===KFC Signs===
If one is lucky (or unlucky) enough to come across a KFC sign, they can noclip it to enter a random USArooms level. They usually spawn in areas where it’s near-impossible to escape, making it weirdly convenient for absolutely no reason at all. The only con is that noclipping through the sign is extremely difficult, and making this less convenient. There has been 1 report of one finding a KFC, but this has yet to be confirmed.
Because of the strange nature of the signs, it’s considered an anomaly that spans throughout ‘Merica. Because of this just being an unoriginal trait of the level, I think it’s a good idea to just move on to the next anomaly.
===American Flags===
Sometimes, one can randomly find American flags that—touched the ground! It’s an unspeakable crime, and it’s unknown how they got there. If one picks an American flag up, it will instantly burn into ash, likely because of the “burn the flag if it touches the ground” rule. Until one finds a way to safely pick it up, the cause of these flags and such are unknown.
Flags can also be seen hanging from poles and bridges, waving in the air. It also echoes an ambient noise of the star-spangled banner, as a result of the physics and nature of ’Merica it’s assumed that the flags were there since creation, but it’s not necessarily known.
These are the most notable anomalies, but there are many others as well.
==Colonies, Outposts, & Communities==
Due to the level’s large area of 98,398 mi2 (don’t ask how we know that), large colonies & outposts have been infeasible to create. However, small outposts and communities can be found lingering around the level, while eating fast food of any kind from an unknown source. I mean, it’s obviously the McDonald’s gods, reader. I don’t know why I said “unknown source.” It’s just us being blessed by the McDonald’s gods, partner! Yeehaw!
==Entrances & Exits==
===Entrances===
*The Kentuckian panel in Level Wyoming has reported to send people to ‘Merica.
===Exits===
*Inhaling the ash after picking up the burned up flag will send you to 16 possible levels, though reports often show that it’ll likely be The Whole.
*Clipping into one of the KFC signs rarely found can send one to 23 possible levels, though reports often show that it’ll likely be Level Wyoming, or Level Nebraska.
*Finding a hatch and entering it will send you to the sewers, obviously.
*There are 2 more confirmed, and 7 more unconfirmed exits that aren’t significant to be onto this list.
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