1000 Ways To Die Episodes

==Episodes==
Season 	Episodes	Premiere Date 	End Date
Pilot 	2 	May 14, 2008 	May 21, 2008
Season 1	10 	February 8, 2009	April 3, 2009
Season 2	12 	December 6, 2009	February 24, 2010
Season 3	14 	August 3, 2010 	January 5, 2011
Season 4	18 	February 8, 2011	
March 26, 2012
Season 	Episodes	Premiere Date 	End Date
Season 5	25 	April 23, 2012 	October 8, 2012
Season 6	13 	November 12, 2012	April 6, 2013
Season 7	44 	May 15, 2013 	March 14, 2014
Season 8	11 	March 21, 2014 	May 4, 2014
Season 9	41 	June 12, 2014 	
August 5, 2015
==Pilot==
The pilot episodes were executive produced and narrated by Thom Beers who also created the series, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon.
The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. They both open with the words of the disclaimer displayed in white font on black background, while the voice-over reads:
"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):
"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
"But death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way..."
(note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City"/"comic" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc.). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in black and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font. This pans right to trivia about a similar incident or related scientific fact, usually less than 30 seconds long, which is depicted entirely in comic formatting. The process repeats with the second story, which then cuts directly to commercial after the trivia. The third and fourth stories also follow this format. The fifth story follows suit, but instead goes directly to commercial after the trivia bit. The sixth story is also depicted, and then cuts to the real-life story segment, which does not employ the comic face. When the real-life story ends, the credits roll in red and yellow comic font on black/white-flecked background.
The second episode mimics the first, except that the first and second stories are so long on their own that they go straight to commercial after their related trivia. The third and fourth stories follow the prior pattern, only without the trivia bits; the fifth story then leads into the real-life story, both without trivia.
===Pilot Episode 1: Life Will Kill You===
Originally aired May 14, 2008.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Circumstances of Death
208 	Semi-cide 	A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car at a gas station. His upper body and legs were accidentally sent to separate hospitals and the man could not be saved as a result.
422 	Constriction Accident	An intoxicated construction worker falls asleep at the wheel of a dump truck filled with sand. He accidentally activates the dumping mechanism and buries a co-worker under three tons of sand, killing him from crush asphyxia.
92 	Fang Banged 	A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. The drunk man miraculously dodges the bullet, but ends up dead when he falls on top of a rattlesnake that bites him near his heart.
832 	Lesbocution 	A woman recently dumped by her boyfriend decides to swear off men forever and goes home to have sex with her best female friend to celebrate her coming out as a lesbian. During the walk home, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it; when she touches the metal light pole next to the puddle, she is electrocuted.
125 	Love Bugged 	A French, reclusive amateur entomologist and herpetologist dies from a black widow bite in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. He was later found eaten by his reptile pets by Parisian police officers. (This death is based on the death of Mark Voegel. )
640 	Tumble Die 	A repairman climbs into a broken industrial clothes dryer to repair it, after sending his assistant to shut off its circuit breaker. However, the assistant shuts off the wrong breaker, leaving the machine energized. The door closes and the drying cycle begins, killing the repairman from hyperthermia within minutes.
===Pilot Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths http://usastrip4u.com/===
Originally aired May 21, 2008.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Circumstances of Death
293 	Freeze Died 	A man is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer for stealing cuts of meat and getting his employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant, and dies of hypothermia.
713 	Dive Bombed 	A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash, killing everyone aboard.
91 	De-Coffinated	A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers. Shortly before the brother's death, he tried to claw his way out with his fingers, wearing them down to the bone.
606 	Wet Dream 	A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he perishes from heat exhaustion. (This is a based off the death of a man in Melbourne, Australia.)
112 	Fur Burger 	In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly-killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area. In this case, it was a flock of vultures.
== Season 1==
Shot months after the pilot, the first full season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. This season also debuted a new narrator with actor Ron Perlman instead of Beers who previously narrated the pilot episodes.
The episodes in Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to the pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" echoes ominously).
The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in the "Pilot Season", but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in black, yellow and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.
===Season 1 Episode 1 / Episode 3: Unforced Errors===
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009. gówno
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
64 	Habeas Corpse	May 1, 1998 	Law Office  Los Angeles, California 	Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death. (Based on the death of Garry Hoy).
288 	Chippin' Dale	August 11, 2003 	Sonoran Desert Yuma, Arizona 	Two men shredding limbs in a woodchipper are just about done when the last branch jams the woodchipper. Anxious to get to his house to watch TV, one of them irrationally tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck and he gets shredded alive (This death is based on the death of Brian Morse).
226 	Gasketballed 	November 21, 1993 	Ball State College Kenosha, Wisconsin	A young couple in college climb into a giant helium-filled basketball and their brains start dying. They realize they need to get out, but can't because they are unable find the zipper to open it. They eventually suffocate, due to the lack of oxygen. (This death could be based on the death of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman).
199 	Me So Hornet 	September 27, 1992	Boone Residence Lubbock, Texas 	A man doing lawn work is confronted by his wife for sex and agrees, but she says he has to get rid of a hornet's nest first. After failing to get it down with a rake, he gets a paintball gun and shoots the hornet's nest, knocking it to the ground. The hornets attack him and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
952 	Dumbrella 	January 13, 2007 	Wood's Carnival Barnegat, New Jersey 	A sword swallower whose career is failing takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only to accidentally hit the release button and cause it to lodge in his esophagus, closing off his trachea and causing internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
674 	Killdo 	
January 31, 2004 	Jennifer's Pad Roanoke, Virginia 	A nymphomaniac shoves a peeled carrot up her vagina to use it as a dildo. A sharp edge on the carrot tears a small section of her vaginal wall, and the motion of masturbation forces air into the laceration, causing an air embolism in her bloodstream to rush to her heart where it becomes lodged, blocking blood flow and killing her.
===Season 1 Episode 2 / Episode 4: Death Over Easy===
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
316 	Butt F***ed 	December 22, 1978	Mobile, Alabama 	A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to a hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd degree burns. Three weeks without a cigarette later, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights it, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp and his oxygen tank explodes when the chair hits the bottom, incinerating him.
818 	Frightmare 	June 16, 1995 	Fargo, North Dakota 	A woman suffers from Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome brought on by an intense nightmare about a demonic dwarf choking her neck and, as a result, she dies.
97 	Oprah Winfried 	November 13, 1986	Folsom, California 	An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was changed to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching The Oprah Winfrey Show on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception. (This death is based on the death of Michael Godwin).
412 	Em-Bear-Assed 	April 17, 2001 	Palmdale, California	A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries in animal costumes engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert and attempts to join in, but is rebuffed. He mistakes a nearby brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death.
625 	Midnight Choker	December 19, 2006	Gary, Indiana 	A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing an 8-ball and then regurgitating it. He tries to repeat the trick with the slightly larger cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat and he chokes to death.
269 	Window Pained 	August 23, 1998 	Atlanta, Georgia 	A Peeping Tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support while trying to get out. The window breaks his neck between the second and third cervical vertebrae, killing him.
===Season 1 Episode 3 / Episode 5: Dead and Deader===
Originally aired Feb. 15, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
504 	Wel-Dead 	March 13, 2005 	Long Beach, California 	An adrenaline junkie working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
230 	Trailer Trashed	May 1, 1979 	Aberdeen, South Dakota 	A newly-married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
171 	Nite Capped 	December 31, 2003 	Los Angeles, California	A man is shot through the shoulder and killed on New Year's Eve by a stray bullet fired into the air by revelers a few miles away.
385 	Sh*t Faced 	September 19, 1983	Sparta, Kentucky 	An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses the digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning.(An identical incident took place in Texas in 2004, earning the decedent the Darwin Award of the Year in 2007.)
197 	Dead Eye 	May 15, 1993 	Glendale, California 	A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells to the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.
319 	Domin-a-Dead (US);
Rubbered Out (UK)	February 27, 2006 	Tonopah, Nevada 	A 32-year-old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she's punishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain.
===Season 1 Episode 4 / Episode 6: Death Gets Busy===
Originally aired Feb. 22, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
610 	Deep Fried 	October 26, 1999	Akron, Ohio 	A metal shop worker with serious anger issues is fired after his co-workers and boss grow tired of the man's outbursts. When he returns to work to get revenge on his boss, the latter shoves the former into a vat of hydrochloric acid, which eats away at his flesh and internal organs. (Note: Possibly based on the death of Fernando Jimenez Gonzalez)
892 	Gorgeous Gorge	May 2, 2004 	New York, New York 	A bulimic model orders everything from the room service menu in her hotel room and binges. When she goes to purge her meal, her stomach ruptures and she dies.
347 	Re-Tired 	June 4, 2005 	Bakersfield, California	A porn addict reads a dirty magazine while inflating a truck tire. Distracted by the magazine, the man forgets to check on the tire. After a while, the tire explodes from over-inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him.
652 	Botoxicated 	August 16, 1998 	Carbondale, Illinois 	A woman desperate to get rid of her wrinkles hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she slips underwater and drowns.
498 	Choke-A-Lot 	March 27, 1975 	Peachtree City, Georgia	Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder fills the air and impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are eventually asphyxiated.
629 	Sex Ray 	March 12, 2001 	Jackson, Michigan 	A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room as the amused patient watches. The couple accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.
===Season 1 Episode 5 / Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death===
Originally aired Mar. 1, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
314 	Dung For (a.k.a Sh*t Happens)	October 25, 1986 	Aberdeen, Texas 	A farmhand being chased by a farmer for attempting to have sex with his daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him.
622 	Brain Worms 	December 21, 1978	San Francisco, California	A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies.
401 	Abracadaver 	November 12, 1995	Flint, Michigan 	A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has broken off and fallen into the barrel. When his ex-girlfriend assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the piece is propelled into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death. (Based on the death of Dr. Epstein.)
429 	Weed Whacked 	February 8, 2002 	Fort Wayne, Indiana 	Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide to smoke some poison sumac and die from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating fumes.
221 	Rebel Without A Pulse 	July 4, 1867 	Anniston, Georgia 	Soon after the end of the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway from a massive heart attack caused by hearing the shots.
510 	Kill Basa 	August 16, 1996 	New Orleans, Louisiana 	A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he makes it so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually killing him at a night club. (This is similar to an urban legend, involving a cucumber, that has been circulating since 1979.[3])
===Season 1 Episode 6 / Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead===
Originally aired Mar. 8, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
770 	Face Offed 	December 21, 2007	Las Vegas, Nevada 	A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria) that eats away her face after surfacing in a pimple, eventually killing her from sepsis.
47 	Re-Coiled 	May 28, 1994 	Tres Piedras, New Mexico 	A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake coils itself around his gun when he was going to the bathroom. The snake is then startled, and pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.
301 	Sucked Offed (a.k.a Son Of A Leech)	February 3, 2000 	Amarillo, Texas 	An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak from hypothermia and blood loss to move and dies of exposure.
312 	Re-Formed 	March 24, 1989 	Pico, California 	A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. More garbage is emptied on top of him, trapping him and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him. (This death is based on the death of Anastasio Figueroa.)
963 	Fin-Ished 	July 17, 2004 	Lake Havasu City, Arizona	A woman catches a fish for the first time and, as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death. (This death is loosely based off the death of Harris Simwaba)
553 	Butt Plugged 	November 9, 2002 	El Segundo, California 	A newly-released con driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back to the officer, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray and eating the flesh away.
===Season 1 Episode 7 / Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid===
Originally aired Mar. 15, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
502 	Gas-Hole 	May 19, 2002 	West Glacier, Montana 	A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol, but is unable to keep it down. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames. (NOTE:This death is somewhat based on the death of Allen Ingram.)
1 	Ichiboned 	November 21, 1987 	Tokyo, Japan 	A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
518 	Jake N' Baked 	December 15, 1990 	Long Beach, California 	A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive. (Note: Possibly based on the death of David Mayes)
734 	Die It 	June 12, 2003 	Evanston, Illinois 	A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapeworm larvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start eating her internal organs, killing her.
499 	Pained Gun 	September 20, 2006	Simi Valley, California	A pair of high-school boys film themselves doing drive-bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend, which breaks his neck and kills him.
283 	Deadliest Catch	July 17, 2000 	Willard, New Mexico 	An easily-agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.
===Season 1 Episode 8 / Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part I===
Originally aired Mar. 22, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
77 	Red, White and Blew	July 4, 1983 	Lawrence, Kansas 	A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher, and the firework explodes in his face.
756 	Bank Ruptured 	December 21, 1978	Bordeaux, France 	A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen, and he dies from internal bleeding during surgery.
66 	Guitar Zeros 	July 23, 2005 	Beijing, China 	Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death. His friend follows suit and jumps out after him. (Note: This is based on the death of Li Xiao Meng.)
196 	Radium Girls 	January 5, 1920 	U.S. Radium Corp. Orange, New Jersey	In the 1920s, a group of female factory workers are employed at a plant that uses radium-laced paint to create fluorescent watch faces. One day at work, the girls notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin and lips. They begin using it as body paint to surprise their lovers during sex. The repeated applications of the radioactive paint eventually gives all the female workers bone cancer. A few have died from this cancer, but some survivors filed a lawsuit on the factory, leading to an overhaul in workplace safety rules.
638 	Oz Holed 	August 19, 2001 	San Dimas, California 	Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing in the urban legend that Osbourne had done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation.
710 	Tanked Girl 	December 21, 1978	St. Augustine, Florida 	A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode from rapid decompression. (NOTE: A similar but wider-scale incident occurred on a Byford Dolphin submersible.)
===Season 1 Episode 9 / Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual===
Originally aired Mar. 29, 2009
Death #	"Event" Name	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
117 	Gut Busted 	February 20, 1998	Naperville, Nevada 	An obese man starts belching and flatulating constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching and flatulence is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into his abdomen.
417 	DestRoid 	October 24, 2003 	Seattle, Washington 	A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
78 	Text Dead 	August 19, 2005 	Irvine, California 	A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, asking about where she should be picked up. Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
210 	Pissed Off 	July 3, 1992 	Monrovia, California	An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
222 	Car Jacked 	June 5, 2004 	Manatee, Florida 	A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in his rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull after 48 hours.
201 	Blown Job 	August 11, 2007 	Miami, Ohio 	A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the door and he suffocates.
===Season 1 Episode 10 / Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)===
Originally aired Apr. 5, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
447 	Water Logged 	August 12, 2007 	New River, Arizona 	A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns.
302 	Funny Boned 	January 19, 1997 	Mesa, Arizona 	An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
72 	Bowed Out 	November 21, 1995	Kobe, Japan 	A nervous Japanese man waiting to meet his future boss dies when he accidentally headbutts him when the two men bow, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture.
277 	You're So Vein	July 5, 2007 	Albuquerque, New Mexico	An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially doesn't react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses. But before he can do anything, the poison takes effect, finally killing him.
85 	Doggie Style 	April 2, 2001 	Jasper, Tennessee 	A drunken would-be shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it. (NOTE: This death is based on the death of Robert Puelo.)
403 	Heart On 	October 19, 2005 	Tooele County, Utah 	
A man is electrocuted when he attaches jumper cables to a cow heart and uses it as a sex toy. At first, he attached the cow heart to a car battery, but when it didn't work for him, he tried hooking it up to a 110-volt wall socket, which is what caused the electrocution.
===Escaped Deaths===
This season featured a list of segments in which the survivors tell the tale of how they evaded death.
Episode 	Date of Story 	Location 	Survivors 	
Unforced Errors 	July 12, 1998 	Lake El Mirage
San Bernardino, CA	Motorcycle Racer 	
Death Over Easy 	April 11, 1989 	Milwaukee, Wisconsin 	Helicopter Pilot 	
Dead and Deader 	January 25, 1993 	Oahu, Hawaii 	Tourist 	
Death Gets Busy 	August 12, 2000 	Spanaway Speedway
Tacoma, WA 	Stock Car Racer 	
The Lighter Side of Death 	February 24, 1985 	Firebird RacewayFirebird Lake, AZ	Drag Boat Racer 	
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead	February 20, 1991 	USS Roosevelt
Persian Gulf 	Aviation Boatswain Mate J.D. Bridges	
Death Be Not Stupid 	girl wears khaki pants then farts in it them==Season 2==
Season 2 was set to premiere on Dec. 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on Dec. 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" (in the same font as the "Way to Die #" and nicknames descriptions are) were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. Another change is that under "Location", only the city is told, not the city and the specific location as it was in Season 1. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1:
"WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (this time, the emphasis is on the word "WILL").
===Season 2 Episode 1 / Episode 13: Death On Arrival===
Originally aired Dec. 6, 2009.
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Death # 	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
948 	Titty Titty Bang Bang	June 6, 2006 	San Diego, California 	A woman receives large breast implants so she can become a stripper after months of doing low-level temp work and not earning enough to support her dreams of being an actress. However, the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants wasn't licensed and the implants she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone. While on a plane, the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode, blowing out the woman's chest and killing her. (NOTE: This is based on a similar incident that happened to a woman named Irena D. Unlike in the show, however, she survived.[4][5])
714 	Forked-Up 	July 13, 2006 	Chester, Pennsylvania 	Two men under the influence of marijuana decide to play on a forklift. One drives while the other is pulled on a platform behind him attached with a rope, but when the rope gets caught under the tire of another vehicle, the rope constricts around the rider so tightly that it severs his torso.
590 	UninTented 	June 15, 2009 	Jerome, Arizona 	During a hike in the desert, a nymphomaniac dumps her boyfriend after discovering that he can't satisfy her. She spends the rest of the time masturbating inside her tent until a freak wind sweeps the tent into the air with her still insude. After flying for a while, the tent crashes into the roof of a shed, where the woman is killed from a severe skull fracture.
123 	Tali-Bombed 	April 1, 2005 	Patna, Iraq 	Two would-be terrorists plan to set off a bomb using a GPS timer. They set the timer for one hour, but they start it right when daylight savings time starts, causing the bomb to blow up the two men.
515 	Vike-O-Done 	c. AD 1011 	Hvarslo, Norway 	A Viking kills and decapitates his rival, and when he swings the severed head in victory, the teeth of the head accidentally strike his thigh, causing an infection that kills him ten days later.(NOTE: This is based on the death of Sigurd the Mighty.)
444 	Deadliest Munch 	June 7, 2008 	Stockton, California 	A lesbian comes home to find that her lover burned their dinner for the evening. To lighten the mood, the woman's lover reveals that she's wearing a candy bra and G-string. The lesbian begins eating the G-string, but it snaps and the she chokes to death on it.
913 	Dead Meat-Eorite 	May 11, 2006 	Woodland Hills, California 	At an outdoor pool party, a man tries to make friends by telling them about Christianity, but is unsuccessful. Later, he is shot through the chest by a meteorite while standing beside the pool to talk to a girl.