Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 6/Transcript

(Black Screen)
Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption each & every video for our hearing impaired fans. & also Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same terrible automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!
(Cut to Orange in the Kitchen)
Orange: Well it's to oppose book! (Throws book at hamburger)
Hamburger: FACT! Because of me mister
Orange: Like. Well!
Hamburger: Away. What's up?
Orange: (A dollar starts floating around like a ghost) WAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Hamburger: Dollar scary! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
Orange: AAGGGGGAAAAGGGGAAAAAA!!!
Hamburger: AAGGGGGAAAAGGGGAAAAAA!!!
Orange: AAGGGGGAAAAGGGGAAAAAA!!!
Hamburger: AAGGGGGAAAAGGGGAAAAAA!!! Yeah. Now to book: Hamburger (Pulls out a book)
Orange: I well! (spits) (The seed knocks the book out of Hamburger's non-existing hands.)
Hamburger: Third EYE! (Pulls out a CD and Loads it into a Jukebox) (Semi-Charmed Life By Third Eye Blind Playing)
Orange: Get Jen with pride black? (Pulls out a pistol and shoots the Boombox)
Hamburger: WAY!!
Orange: I! (A red "I" flies out of Orange's mouth)
Hamburger: Okay. I would call now. Can we just talk like normal WELL?
Orange: Sorry EJ your finger. (Holds a disembodied finger in a well)
Hamburger: White web-dl?!?!
Orange: HI!
Hamburger: I star no a monster told you. Hamburger!
Orange: Like Monster Burger.
Hamburger AKHTAR LIGHTS! Just how you treat all your guests. Scream Column names. SHOOT UP!
Orange: (Firing pistol upwards) I do that to out! (A duck from Duck Hunt lands next to him, complete with sound effect)
Hamburger: (Holding a "Progresso" Insurance Card) Insurer. 
Orange: (Holding a carton full of french fries) So then...you're not gonna eat? 
Hamburger: Brawl! (leaps toward Orange)
(Orange and Hamburger are having a fight. Hamburger shoots fireballs from his mouth while Orange flies and shoots lightning from his electrified eyes. Eventually, Orange knocks Hamburger back to his plate.)
Hamburger: I'm back. HAM burger. How many times do I have to tell you?
Orange: (In a parking garage, where the wall reads "Burger Parking") Burger, the park in a parking on.
Hamburger: Really?
Orange: (Still in the parking garage) I think you really Fall Ball Park.
Hamburger: (Driving a convertible jeep with camo paint) Park don't even make sense. (He leaps off the Jeep, which flies away like a missile.)
Orange: Luxembourg me to be like Paul. dramatic fact! (Holding a signed picture of "Paul") HAHA! (Sad Guitar music plays as the camera zooms in on the signature, which reads: "Orange, I am the Walrus, not an apple. Sincerely, Paul.")
Hamburger: (Throws a stack of cards into the air, which then scatters everywhere) BLACKJACK! If I have to tell you one more time--and i'm not a monster, Im great! You saw our truck dark be a brat! (Cuts back to parking garage, where hamburger's jeep now has a mouth.
Dark the jeep: I wanna go to Hot Topic! WAAAA!!!
Orange: (Back in the Kitchen, Surrounded by various objects) I had lots of anything.
Hamburger: Now the bank cell got more during toy!
Orange: (On the floor, peeking out from behind the fridge) Annoying? I low-range! HAHA!
Hamburger: Freaking Hilarious. Yeah.
Orange: (Wearing a hamburger suit) Okay yeah. I'm you.
Hamburger: I told you Hamburger Mate! Then I got a bunch left. Change the Males, another step in here.
Orange: (wearing a police hat) Cop! (Police sirens are heard)
Hamburger: What!?...UGH! (A cop car is seen next to him, flashing its lights)
(The sirens stop)
Orange: Like home?!
Hamburger: (With human ears) I can actually hear!
Orange: Where?
Hamburger: West. (A crowd shows up, applauding, as Passion Fruit shows up to give Hamburger an oscar)
Orange: I didn't know your pride
Hamburger: (He is seen next to a bubbly liquid that his oscar is floating in) Just becase I am doesn't mean tap. Oscar just lather, now from an! 
Orange: Okay!
Hamburger: (Gets splashed with water) What? Water Back?!
Orange: Monster Burger.
Hamburger: I! (A red "I" flies out of Hamburger's mouth)
Orange: Wall. That one-third really gay ranged f(censored)d.
Hamburger: I don't get it.
Orange: (He is on a hospital bed, the kitchen is darkened except for Orange, and there's a black laptop with a heart measuring device, complete with beeping) I'll see a hamburger and hamburger or maybe be gaske hangout at a range...Get dear (pulls out a picture of) Amy. (The same crowd from earlier appears and applauds Orange, with Passion Fruit showing up to give Orange his own Oscar)
Hamburger: Or your honor!...For all.
Orange: (Throws a stack of cards into the air, which then scatters everywhere) BLACKJACK!
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