ShuttleWings

== S H U T T L E W I N G S ==
A Wings of Fire x <real life> writing by SciTenGolf
== Preface ==
In Pyrrhia on September 17, 5064, the first ShuttleWing hatched. He was named “Enterprise.”
Wait. Hold up.
What are ShuttleWings anyway?
Well, I’m about to tell you.
A ShuttleWing is a mutant SkyWing created in a lab. They fly by fart power.
Yes, fart power.
They had a bunch of disposable fart juice tanks that they would drink out of, then fart with the help of a pair of reusable action figure dragons that also farted.
This might sound immature, but…
…by farting, they could go to space.
Does this sound familiar?
That’s because they’re the Pyrrhia equivalent of space shuttles.
== Prologue ==
Enterprise had a lot of test flights.
A lot.
In total, 16, starting on February 15, 5065.
That day, he was chained to a SkyWing, who was just walking around.
Three times.
"Do I look like a hatchling to you?" he snorted. "Oh wait, I am, but shouldn't I be flying?"
Then five flights through March 2 while still chained to a SkyWing.
"Aw, no fun," he protested.
"Shush," hissed the SkyWing. "This is preparation."
Yet another three flights in June and July while still chained to a SkyWing.
"I feel kind of powerful today?" he wondered. "What is this?"
"You're powered on," yelled someone from the ground. "You got this. Just stay on the SkyWing."
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