Tobuscus vs PewDiePie 2

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==Lyrics==
Tobuscus:Whoa! Audience? What are you doing watching me pwn this noob we resent?
Whose six year old fans believe that subscribers are the only way to judge talentMan I'm on TV, king of comedy while you're stuck on YouTubeMic like my stick of truth, D-bag the jew, rap hard as Dark Souls 2This is a Kalmar war, if you catch my driftNow experience the reality of an Oculus RiftComing at you like a mini-Minotaur, torch and diamond sword at handGoat Simulators and Flappy Bird? Did you forget horror games got you your fans?There's only one difference between us Felix and despite the fact that we're both friendsYou go through desperate measures to try and entertain while I'm entertainment </p>
PewDiePie:Over 25 million bros coming at you Toby when you try to hate on me
Ironic that your carbon copy of my gaming channel has more subs than your comedyPut this in your highlights since nobody watches your podcasts to see your lossSo you think you can hate on my fans? Man just shut the Jaevlaurs Baulle upYa so once again it's Pewdiepie, got my bros to the left, girl to the rightYou can have your Annoying Orange, I'll stick to being recognized worldwideYou want horror? Fear this lyrical brofist packed with all the strength I gotYou can cry alone, hang with your dog, I'll be chillin' with Smosh </p>
Anthony:SHUT UP!Don't take us for granted, we deserve all the respect you got 
Ian:Considering we're the reason you made the number one spotYeah it's Ian 
Anthony:And Anthony!
Ian:The original YouTube comedy emceesKept it going strong for a decade long, and still the number one tag team 
Anthony:Game bang you two to pieces, hit a raging bonus every nightYour guys' victory would suck thank god it's not in real life
Ian:Keep going solo playing with your joysticks, we got the whole Smosh Games crew
Anthony:With our channel to subscriber multiplier, we own YouTube
Markiplier:Hello everybody, you called my name and welcome back to these fools get playedYou’ve been marked for death face my dark descent Markplier’s in the gameHow can you brats beat a man of class? When I’m rocking the pink mustacheLooks like I’m the king of horror now that Pewdie’s tine has pastI’m not scared of you not one little bitBut I’ll show you hell when I come to spitMan I’ll record all of you getting destroyed make it an animated special reelSplatter you all across the web when hit you with my Happy WheelsGetting Amnesia rappin’ static like Slenderman try and top thatI’ve told funnier jokes than every single one of you when I’m drunk playing MinecraftSkyDoesMinecraft:Oh hell no you mention my game? Sky has joined your server nowLyrically bury you with my verbal pickaxe, tell me if there’s any gems undergroundLet’s see your fan bases try to harm me when I’m backed up by the Sky ArmySo many recruits waging war on you you’re losing to the graphics of AtariTeam Crafted, leave you in a Deadlox stomp on you like it was parkourIn this rap map I lead the score, stab all you squids with my budder swordWhat’s the matter gamers’? Are you lagging? Guess you just can’t keep upI’m mad that you couldn’t last in this survival game but I guess I’m just a grumpJonTron:You think you’re the ones who mad when we had to sit through thatEgoraptor:Well I’m grumpJonTron:I’m not so grumpEgoraptor:And prepare for some real egorapsJonTron:You make me cringe more than sonic 06, beat you all down in this GameGrumps verseYou’ve all proven if you can’t be the best you can sure as hell be the worstEgoraptor:None of your subscribers can compare to the community we’ve createdAnd I’ll ensure you’ll see your beating in the next GameGrump’s AnimatedJonTron:Prepare to lose all your kirkhope once we have put you in our placesBarry! Edit out these ugly greps, s no one has to see their facesBut real talk Arin, I’ll think I’ll quitYou don’t even need me to win thisDanny:It’s Danny, rightfully inheriting the not so grump nameGot the strongest voice in the game, raps hitting you like a steam trainDropping Starbombs on all of you and the best bet I’m not lyingThat none of you have a chance in the battle when you get stabbed by Ninja BrianEgoraptor:That’s right Danny even Ross could steam roll these kidsWe’re out of this world like Mike Aruba, We’ll leave your table flippedDanny:Ya we’re dragon slaying musical ninjas and the best gamers onlineEgoraptor:I’d love to end the episode, but for you guys, there won’t be a next timeCr1tikal:What up everybody? It’s Cr1tikal let me be real for a secondYa I’m the dirtiest but I’ll keep it clean to teach you all a lessonThe greatest gaming YouTuber of all time so just bare with meI could be poorer than all of you and still give my YouTube cash to charityI’m here to make peace like I did to the bro army and It’s getting out of handFor it’s not who’s the greatest gamer but who can be the bigger manSo with this fable in mind this war can finally be doneIf we set the viewership aside and once again play games for fun
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Tobuscus
PewDiePie
Smosh
SkyDoesMinecraft
Markiplier
GameGrumps
Cr1tikal
</poll>
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