Jonas' Mom

Jonas' Mom (Anne) has got it going on. She's all I ever wanted and I've waited so long. Jonas can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know must be wrong but I'm in love with Jonas' mom. (and so is everyone else).
==Fun facts!==
*She gave birth to the Jonas brothers!
*Jonas' mom is not a fun fact!
*She has a USB port!
*She's Conservative (Joel said it, so it must be true!)
*She makes noises akin to a Samsung cell phone's zoom function.
*She is a Balt, though one of the rarer clean Balts.
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