Lilarcor

Lilarcor, also known as Lawrence Lilarcor, is an enchanted talking two handed sword. It's a +3 weapon in terms of enchanted weapons. It weighs 10 lbs and has a speed factor of 8. This weapon gives the wielder immunity from charm and confusion. Lilarcor requires a minimum strength of 14 to be wielded. Compared to other enchanted weapons +2 or +3, this item has a relative low value and it's a good quality weapon, but it's probably lowered because the sword may irritate the owner. It appears only in Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn.
==Location==
It is gained as a reward from the side quest Solve the Riddle of the Sewers in Athkatla.
==Description==
==Dialogue==
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This dialogue can be engaged when clicking on the converse button while examining the weapon in the inventory menu. The status quotes are randomly picked, but the advice dialogue depends on the chapter. The sword does not give any advice in the Throne of Bhaal chapters.
====When asking Lilarcor about its status====
Lilarcor: "What's my status? Since when you do you care about me, unless I'm impaled in someone's guts? Oh, well, fine, let me think for a minute..."
You get one of the four lines below:
*"Hmph. I suppose I'm okay. Why? Are we gonna kill something now? No? How about now? No? Hmmm... now, maybe? Grrrrrr..."
*"I think you need take better care of me. I've got more chips than a blind beaver... I look like a second-rate pig poker."
*"I'd appreciate some quality time in my scabbard. Take a break... ahhhh, who am I kidding? Attack! Battle! Kill! Hee heeee...... this is what I live for!"
*"Well, since you asked, I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool."
Note that if Minsc is in the party, he will respond: "Minsc agrees! It would be the essence of epic heroing! Dead dragons should litter our path wherever we go!"
Lilarcor: "Ooh... I agree with the Rashemaar! Give me to him, will ya? C'mon! What a pair we'd make! Oh, me the brains with the edge, him the brawn with the hamster! A legend in the making..."
====When asking Lilarcor for advice====
Lilarcor: The sword whistles, incredulous. "Advice, eh? Well, besides working on your swordmanship. Besides that, I'd have to think."
"Hmmm... find someone rich, and kill them. Find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo-hoo!!"
==Quotes==
Battle quotes
*"Bring 'em on! I ain't done!"
*"Choke up, dolt, your grip is all wrong!"
*"Come get some! Boo-yah!"
*"Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?!"
*"I am invincible! Invincible, I say!"
*"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty!"
*"Kill kill kill! Yeah! Cool!"
*"Kill it! Kill it quick before they're all gone!"
*"Let's dance!"
*"Let's see what's inside this one! Yeah!"
*"Mmm, mm! Tastes like chicken!"
*"Murder! Death! KILL!!!"
*"Muwahahaha-ha-ha!!"
*"Oh yeah!"
*"Ooo, that'll leave a mark!"
*"Sissy fighter! You grab, I'll scratch!"
*"Some of my finest work!"
*"Swing harder, swing harder! Swing harder!!"
*"Who's your daddy!"
*"Yeah! Hit it! Hit it again!"
*"You deal, I'll cut!"
*"You feel lucky, punk?"
Idle quotes
*"...and this one's for grandma, who said I'd never amount to anything more than a butterknife!!"
*"Are we gonna kill something now? C'mon, maybe? Something small... anything!"
*"Are YOU talking to ME?!!"
*"Boring. Boring. BorIIING!"
*"Can we go kill something now, huh?"
*"Can we go whack something now?"
*"C'mon, what about now? Let's KILL!"
*"C'mon c'mon, let's go whack something evil.
*"Come on let's kill something NOW!"
*"Come on, what about now? No? C'mon, c'mon! I'm getting itchy, let's GO!"
*"Hot butta!"
*"I don't chop wood, OK? I am not an axe."
*"I don't know what you are excepting, but as a sword, I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.
*"I love the smell of daisies in the morning!
*"All right, listen, beefy. I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication."
*"Let's whack something eeeevvvvillllll....."
*"My brother is a +12 Hackmaster! Mhmheh."
*"Now? Please? Pretty please?"
*"Now! Now! C'mon, kill something now!! Yeah!"
*"Okay, listen, beefy: I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication."
*"Oooh, I'm shaking! Haha!"
*"Oooh, throw a coin in that fountain! Hahaha!"
*(sign) "Ohhhhh, C'MON!"
*(double sign) "Russ'em, friggin', saw-a-rabbit. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!"
*"So, are we gonna... kill something now!?"
*Wanna go and kill now? Hmm mm mmm hm mm hmmm. Now?
*"Wanna kill that over there? C'mon, let's kill somethin'!"
*"What about now?"
*"Why don't we go kill that over there?"
*"Wouldn't it be cool if you could dual-wield me?"
*"YOINK! Got yer nose!"
*"You can't be serious!"
*"You know, my last owner said that I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass."
*"Y'know what? Long time ago, yeah, I was like er, a Moonblade. Heheheheh."
*"You really need to clean me. I like to shine!"
* "I got more chips than a blind beaver!"
==Gallery==
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Lilarcor Bored.png|Lilarcor, in the hands of Minsc, is annoyed the party is just standing around.
==External links==
*Article at the Turkish Wikipedia