Susan Wins For The Winter (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Hey! It's cold outside!"
Ava: "So what do we do?"
Swift: "Snowball fight?"
Susan: "Well, let's see. Many days of snow, and we can do a lot of things while it's snowing."
Tia: "Let's snowball fight!"
Everyone snowball fights, but Swift wins
Swift: "Ha!"
The Next Day..
Snowball fight again
Swift: he covers Susan in an avalanche "Gotcha!"
Susan: "Darn."
Heads: "Wait, where is Sasha?"
Sasha: she uses a snowboard to, well, snowboard down a high peak and arrives at Prower Corps
Tails: "I expected you to be here, Sasha the Porcupine."
Bean: he threw a bomb at Tails
Tails: "BEAN THE DYNAMITE?"
Bean: "Quack! I'm here to stop you from destroying the Eggman Empire!"
Tails: "Wait, who hired those guys? They're too evil for even Shadow to hire!"
Sasha: "Believe it or not, Shadow hired them."
Nack: "That's right, Tails."
Cream: "Holy mackerel! It's Team Hooligan!"
Bark: "That's right. I figured it's time we go here because I'm a polar bear, and I like living in wintery areas."
Tails: "Pop goes the weasel is what I would say if we hired a monkey here."
Sasha: "What's the plot this time?"
Tails: "Well, I hate the Metal Virus jokes so much."
Sasha: "Curd still makes Metal Virus jokes."
Cream: "Really? I've gotta scold her for doing just that."
Bean: "Is what you would say if we..."
Bark: he grabs Cream and Ray
Sasha: "Bark, that's not your nemesis. Only I can trap those 2."
Bark: "Fine."
Tails: "I'm going to eliminate all jokes about villains by using the Bad Joke Eraser machine."
Sasha: "Joke Eraser machine?"
Tails: "Yeah. I got its parts from Discount Districts Zone and used the money I got in Casino Park to buy them. This will erase all jokes about the villains."
Cream: "Oh! I like that! I won't have to be offended by those jokes anymore!"
Tails: "As long as these jokes support the villains, I'm erasing them. If they make fun of them, then that is a different story."
Sasha: she was bored while Tails was blabbering about the Bad Joke Eraser machine "Hey, Bean, why is Bomber so similar to you?"
Bean: "Simple. He's my son."
Sasha: "Then how is he so smart?"
Bean: "Well, I am a smart guy too."
Sasha: "Makes sense."
Susan's House
Heads: "That's it. We have had enough of your easy wins, Swift."
Bomber: "That is to be expected since we gave him ice powers."
Heads: "I'm glad to not be the one to monitor Sasha every time. I made a wise choice to make Shadow the one to take over the Eggman Empire instead of me. Now I can just be the team's brains!"
Bomber: he throws snow bombs at Swift
Swift: he avoided the snow bombs and quickly threw snowballs in the process
Susan: she threw snowballs at Swift's snowballs
Heads: he uses a Snow cannon
Swift: he dodges the mounds of snow and spindashes on the ground to absorb the snow and hit Curd and Ivan
Curd: "Darn it. My dairy shapeshifting abilities are not useful, since that'd just freeze me!"
Swift hit Curd and Ivan, thus eliminating them from the challenge
Snowboarding and Ski Resort
Mia: she skis
Sonic: "Hey, Mia! You're doing well!"
Amy: "Definitely better than last year!"
Mia: "Thanks, Dad! Thanks, Mom!"
Amy: "Well, after all, everything takes practice."
Sonic: "Wanna go snowboarding?"
Mia: "Yes, Dad!"
Amy: "Your dad likes to snowboard with style, but I'll show you the basics."
Mia: "I wanna watch Dad snowboard with style."
Sonic: he uses a snowboard and does some amazing tricks
Snowball Fight Arena
Crowd cheers
Heads: "Hey! Who built a stadium around us?"
Hazel: "I built it along with my colony! Now everyone can watch the snowball fight!"
Swift: "2 down, 15 to go"
Inferno: “This is not gonna end well, ain’t it?”
Platinum: he just creates a giant snowball and throws it at Swift
Swift: he tries running away but gets caught in it
Everyone cheers except Swift
Swift: “Good game. Say, Platinum, wanna play in the Snowball Fight world championship?
Platinum: “Yes! Two man team!”
Swift: “Or two HEDGEHOG team.”
Platinum: “Yeah. 2 hedgehog team!”
Heads: “We’re supporting you!”
Prower Corps
Tails: “What can a duck do-“
BeanTales Plays
Sasha: she puts on her concert suit
Bean: “Life is not like a tornado here in BeanBerg!
Nack and Bark and play doh it’s a BeanBlur!
Might solve a mystery
Or make some history!
BeanTales! Wooo!
Everyday we’re out there making
BeanTales! Wooo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
GreenTales! Wooo!”
Song Ends
Tails: “I didn’t expect that! But that was a good song.”
Ray: “Nack, don’t make me hire a monkey!”
Nack: “But you can’t. I already hired a monkey!”
Mateo: he grabs Ray’s tail
Sasha: “Hey! You were that guy!”
Mateo: he slams him down multiple times using his tail
Sasha: “Oh, nice one, Nack!”
Nack: “So pop I won’t go today. But pop you go, Tails!”
Tails: he got a Super Wispon
Sasha: “Hold it! WHAT?”
Tails: “I saw what Bomber’s split elixir could do, so I cloned Samantha’s Super Wispon and made it mine.”
Sasha: “But it all comes down to experience, and everyone knows who wins in terms of that.”
Bark: “I can’t hit a woman!”
Bean: “Then we throw something at her!” he throws a bomb at Cream
Sasha and Tails engage in an epic battle with Super Wispons
Sasha: she uses Cyan Laser
Tails: he used Jade Ghost
Sasha: she broke through a wall and fell down, only to use Orange Rocket to get back up again
Tails: he shoots a large Crimson Eagle shot at Sasha
Sasha: she fell down only to try to Wire Attack Tails
Tails: he used Jade Ghost again
Speedy: he ran up the building and used a vacuum to absorb Tails in Jade Ghost form
Tails: “How did he-“
Sasha: “Looks like it was no escape for you.”
Tails: “Maybe someday, I'll learn from this.” he was trapped in a vacuum
Sasha: "But it's snowing outside, Tails! Wanna have some fun?"
Speedy: he shoots Tails out of the vacuum
Tails: "I guess, I could have some fun outside."
Speedy: "Want to have a snowball fight?"
Tails: "You don't have ice powers. Blue Cube does not count. So yeah, sure!"
Sasha: "Oh, how about snowballs vs snowboarders? Let's do it to it!"
Tails: "Oh, so a snowboarder has to avoid obstacles while avoiding the snowballs?"
Sasha: "Yes!"
Tails: "That's even better!"
Snowball Fight World Championship
Hedgehost: “We’re pitting the Top 100 best snowball fighters in the world against Swift and Platinum! Who will win? Also aren’t the two too young to be this good at the game?”
Platinum: “Nah.”
Hedgehost: “OK! Three, two, one, GO!”
The team of 100 throws snowballs at Swift and Platinum
Platinum: he got the snowballs and turned them into a big pile of snow
Swift: he quickly spindashed with the amount of snow and created a large snowball
Hedgehost: "And Swift is eliminated! Will-"
The team of 100 got snow all over them after the big snowball hit them
Hedgehost: “And 1 elimination caused the elimination of a hundred! Platinum and Swift win!”
Susan and friends cheer
Bean: he flies to Bomber
Bomber: “Hey, Dad. You missed out on all of the fun.”
Bean: “It’s OK, son.”
Ava: “By the way, how can ducks fly?”
Bomber: “We actually have mechanical wings!” he showed Ava his mechanical wings
Bean: he also showed Ava his mechanical wings
Ava: “Oh.”
Snowboard and Ski Resort
Eggman: “Ha! Get a load of this!” he used a blade to hit Amy
Amy: she used her hammer to parry it
Eggman: “Oh, come on!”
The Bad Joke Eraser machine was dropped on Eggman by Sasha, and it exploded
Eggman: his machine explodes “DARN!”
Mia: she plays hockey against Eggman’s robots
Egg Pawn: it hit the puck at Mia
Mia: she hit the puck and made it hit the goal ”Oh yeah! I scored!”
Egg Pawn: “Let’s swim.”
They all jump in the ocean and make themselves explode
Mia: she gets the fragments of the robots
Sonic: “Recycling, eh?”
Mia: “Even better! Upcycling!”
Amy: “You’ve gotten pretty good at skiing, haven’t ya?”
Mia: “Yes, I have!”
Swift: he runs to Sonic and Amy “Dad! Mom! I won the Snowball Fight World Championship!”
Ava: “Why haven’t I won anything this winter?”
Sonic: “That's amazing, Swift! Ava, maybe you can win something next time, or the next few days. We still have a few more snow days.”
Ava: “Thanks for reminding me of that, Dad.”
Tails: he snowboards down the slope
Speedy and Sasha: they are on top of another slope in the ski resort with a snowball machine, shooting snowballs at Tails
Tails: he dodged the snowballs and then faced Eggman and his destroyed machine "In your face, Eggman! My machine exploding defeated you, making me feel much better about my defeat against Sasha!"
Eggman: "You know Sasha protects my empire everyday."
Tails: "But she was always against you!" 
The End
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