Mega Prick: S01E01

Mega Prick Meets The Moose, alternatively known as Pilot like other Bean Cafe Channel shows, is the first episode in the Mega Prick series, the first episode in Mega Prick Season One, and the first episode overall. The episode revolves around Mega Prick running away from his home (possibly because of his dad) and stumbling upon The Moose. As he continues to study him, this leads to an unfortunate set of circumstances. 
== The Episode ==
MEGA PRICK: I'M SCARED!!! BECAUSE I SUCK ASS BUT MY DADAH THINKS IM GAY!!!!! I TINK. IDK!!!
Moose: *moose noises*
*notices Mega Prick and stares at him*
MEGA PRICK: YOU NOTING LIEK APE WOMANS!!!!
Moose: *continues eating food while staring at Mega Prick*
MEGA PRICK: WHY ARE U LOOKING AT ME LIKE TAT??? R U TEH GAYZ??? THEY'RE MY FAVOROOT BAAAWND, GOOD MOOSIC.
Moose: *Has murder in it's eyes*
MEGA PRICK: *notices blue potion on the ground*
MEGA PRICK: WAT DIS LYING ARUND FOR!?!?!??!!?!??!!?
MEGA PRICK: *picks it up*
MEGA PRICK: I KNOW WAT TO DO!!! BY ALL OF MOTER CINGO, I SAAAAY... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! *throws potion at the Moose, which grants it the ability to talk and bleed simultaneously*
Moose: OH DEAR GOD IM DYING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OH MY GOD IT HURTS WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
MEGA PRICK: HI DONKY!!!! R U APE WOMAN TRANSFIRMED!?!?!?!?
Moose: HELL NAW. I'M A MOOSE, AND A DUDE. NOW SCRAM, YOU PRICK. 
MEGA PRICK: HOW DID U GET 2 KNO MY NAAAAM!?!?!?
Moose: ...it...it's...it's on your shirt. 
Mega Prick's shirt reads "MEGA MILK" but the milk is crossed out and it says prick instead.
MEGA PRICK: ... YOU COKO!!!! NEVER RED MY SHIT!!! 
Moose: Uh....right. Now. Can you help me? I'm kinda bleeding out over here. 
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK MAAAAAD!!!!!!!!
Moose: Oh shit. Well. Goodbye, world. I'm gonna die. 
MEGA PRICK: *RUNS TO MOOSE AND PUNCHES... IT'S ANTLERS*
MEGA PRICK: OWWWWIEEEE!!! MEGA PRICK HURT!!!!!
Moose: Hey, I'm alive! *stabs Mega Prick with antlers*
MEGA PRICK: *COLLAPSES AND DIES*
Moose: I wi-*dies from blood loss*
== Trivia ==
* Mega Prick's shirt in this episode (which he doesn't wear in later episodes) reads Mega Milk but with the milk crossed out and prick written next to it with a permanent marker. The shirt itself is a reference to a popular internet meme and hentai manga.
* The episode was made as a test to see if people would like it. They did.
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