Dog Puke

Dog Puke
told by
Kim Barnett
Mike and I were dating at the time. We went to visit Blackie and keep him company while Marie went to Country Place. The family dog, Toby, was in the house and was minding his business when Blackie decided to show how friendly he was by picking him up and sort of swinging him upside down in his arms. Toby was fine with it until he got his equilibrium back and then decided to have his dinner hack up on the carpet in the living room rug. Before I could say “EW” , Blackie had run out to the back porch and was gagging and Mike had run into the kitchen gagging. This left me and Toby looking at the pile of doggie barf. I yelled into the kitchen that we couldn’t leave this for Marie to clean! Mike obliged by hurling the paper towels into the living room like a football for me to clean the incident. After all was cleaned and thrown away. Both MEN came back to the living room to watch TV.
Category:Stories from the Barnett Family
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