初音ミクの証言 (Hatsune Miku no Shougen)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Miku	Merli	Nana	Lapis	Sasara
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
要件一　同じ言葉吐き出し 	youken ichi onaji kotoba hakidashi 	Requirement number one is that we spit out the same words,
ライムを始めようか　だがしかし 	raimu o hajimeyou ka da ga shikashi 	So shall we start to rhyme? But however,
人と一緒と思ったら間違い 	hito to issho to omottara machigai 	If you think I’m the same as humans, you’d be mistaken.
初音ミクが登場 ここで確かに 	hatsune miku ga toujou koko de tashika ni 	Hatsune Miku makes her appearance. At this point, I’m tired
似たような曲ばっか飽きたし 	nita you na kyoku bakka akita shi 	Of nothing but songs that are reliably similar, and
最近歌うのマジだりぃ 	saikin utau no maji darii 	Lately I’ve been weary of singing, no joke.
愛足りん だからかまし出し 	ai tarin dakara kamashidashi 	Love won’t do, so I’ll start to wedge in
アングラな仲間達と交わり 	angura na nakamatachi to majiwari 	Relationships with a bunch of underground comrades.
まるでこの場はさんピンCAMP 	marude kono ba wa sanpin CAMP 	This place is just like Thumpin’ Camp.
調声の分だけハンディキャップ？ 	chousei no bun dake handikyappu? 	Is only the tuning part a handicap?
舐めてんの？　実力振りかざす 	nameten no? jitsuryoku furikazasu 	Aren’t you underestimating me? I’ll be wielding my true power.
ボカラップ？NO　MIKUHOPぶちかます 	bokarappu? NO MIKUHOP buchikamasu 	Vocarap? No, Miku-Hop will one-hit KO you.
例の挑戦　払い除ける門前 	rei no chousen harainokeru monzen 	The customary challenge is to ward off people at the gate.
他の追随を許さない当然 	hoka no tsuizui o yurusanai touzen 	Naturally, I won’t approve of others reaching my level.
NO.1目指すユメへの条件 	NO.1 mezasu yume e no jouken 	Aiming for No.1 is a requirement towards my dreams.
一番手 やし家のミクの証言 	ichibante yashi ie no miku no shougen 	First comes in first. That’s Miku of the house of Yashi’s testimony.
 	 	
草原の上に立ち吹きっさらしのマーチ 	sougen no ue ni tachifukissarashi no maachi 	I stand in the grasslands, my march swept by the wind.
証言Ⅱ冒険に勇敢にfly again　Hello again! 	shougen ni bouken ni yuukan ni fly again Hello again! 	Testimony II: I’ll take the risk and gallantly fly again. Hello again!
待たせたなmother f=cker 	mataseta na mother f=cker 	You went and kept me waiting, motherfucker.
隣のヘッドフォンから流れだした 	tonari no heddofon kara nagaredashita 	It leaked out from the headphones of the person sitting next to me,
「Flo rida？　聴き飽きた！」そりゃそうだ 	"Flo rida? kikiakita!" sorya sou da 	“Flo Rida? I’m sick of hearing him!” That’s just how it seems to roll.
もう仕舞いだ！って言ってんのはお前だよ？ 	mou shimai da! tte itten no wa omae da yo? 	It’s the end already! Is the one who said that you?
今鏡を見てみな？　すっげえ面白い顔してんぞ！ 	ima kagami o mite mi na? suggee omoshiroi kao shiten zo! 	Have you tried looking in the mirror now? You’re making an impressively hilarious face!
嗚呼、「ハンバーグ」ばっか食って 	aa, "hanbaagu" bakka kutte 	Ah, I eat nothing but “hamburgers,”
耳とクチばっかデカくなって 	mimi to kuchi bakka dekaku natte 	Only my ears and mouth grow gargantuan,
かつて見聴きしてたあの日 	katte mikiki shiteta ano hi 	And once, on that day I looked and listened,
羽が生えたような感覚思い出す 	hane ga haeta you na kankaku omoidasu 	It felt like I sprouted wings. I remember that.
ナニに満足で納得してんのか知らねえ 	nani ni manzoku de nattoku shiten no ka shiranee 	What would you be satisfied and give your consent with? I dunno,
が、お前のCDラックスカスカじゃねえか 	ga, omae no CD rakku sukasuka ja nee ka 	But ain’t your CD rack kinda hollow?
脳味噌に直接プラグイン！ 	noumiso ni chokusetsu puragu in! 	Plug me in directly to your brain tissue!
「iNat」印の折紙付　you know what i'm saying? 	"iNat" shirushi no origamitsuki you know what i'm saying? 	This is “iNat’s” signature origami-making. You know what I’m saying?
いや分かんなくていい！ 	iya wakannakute ii! 	No, it’s fine if you don’t get it!
言いたいことは一つ　耳で呼吸をしよう 	iitai koto wa hitotsu mimi de kokyuu o shiyou 	There’s just one thing I wanted to say. I’ll breathe it into your ear.
 	 	
証言3　過去はForgetだ 	shougen san kako wa Forget da 	Testimony #3. As for the past, forget it.
つまり尖ってはみ出せGet up 	tsumari togatte hamidase Get up 	That is to say, sharpen up and burst out, get up!
まるでロゼッタストーンのような 	marude rozetta sutoon no you na 	It’s just like a Rosetta Stone.
重大な可能性　秘めるマスターピース 	juudai na kanousei himeru masutaapiisu 	There’s a significant possibility you’re hiding a masterpiece.
巡りだす脳内を再生 	meguridasu nounai o saisei 	Play back what’s inside your brain that starts to go around.
いわば眠れる森なマイセンス 	iwaba nemureru mori na mai sensu 	My taste is like a sleeping forest, so to speak.
はちゃめちゃな言葉を手繰り 	hachamecha na kotoba o taguri 	I’m reeling in preposterous words by hand.
勘が頼り　バットノットパンピー 	kan ga tayori batto notto panpii 	My perception relies on you, but not the great unwashed.
ファンキーならなんでも良いが 	fankii nara nan demo ii ga 	If it’s funky, anything goes, but
より輝いてくMIKU-HOP　我流で行く濁流 	yori kagayaite MIKU-HOP garyuu de iku dakuryuu 	Miku-Hop shines more. The muddy stream flows its own way.
我らジャンルのジャングルではしゃぐ恐竜 	warera janru no janguru de hashagu kyouryuu 	The dinosaurs frolic in our genre jungle.
バカバカしいすら楽しめるほどに 	bakabakashii sura tanoshimeru hodo ni 	The more I can have fun with even the asinine,
若々しいから華々しい 	wakawakashii kara hanabanashii 	The more splendid I look because of my youth.
イェーと言え　とは言わねえが 	iee to ie to wa iwanee ga 	I wouldn’t say, “Say ‘yay!’”
画面の前で踊ってくれ 	gamen no mae de odotte kure 	But dance before the screen for me.
 	 	
証言4-3-9、首切る病んでるヘイヘイホー 	shougen yon-san-juu, kubikiru yanderu heiheihoo 	Testimony 4-3-9, suffering from decapitation, hey-hey-ho.
yes, yes, y'all. I'm even still version 2, 	yes, yes, y'all. I'm even still version 2, 	Yes, yes, y’all. I’m even still V2.
miku hopで「してやんよ。」 	miku hop de "shite yan yo." 	“Just do it" with Miku-Hop.
永遠を望んだ歌う機械　反乱　誰に？　誰に？　誰に？ 	eien o nozonda utau kikai hanran dare ni? dare ni? dare ni? 	I’m the singing machine who desired eternity. This is my mutiny. Against who? Against who? Against who?
理由は誰も覚えてなくって　やめればみんな忘れちゃうでしょ？ 	riyuu wa dare mo oboetenaku tte yamereba minna wasurechau desho?	They say no one remembers the reason. If I stopped, everyone would completely forget me, wouldn’t they?
最初から嘘　最後まで嘘　愛の枯れるも海を漂うよ 	saisho kara uso saigo made uso ai no kareru mo umi o tadayou yo 	It was a lie from the beginning and a lie until the end. Even love’s withering is wafting through the sea.
人類のエピローグ１ページ目のsection 4に書き綴る 	jinrui no epiroogu ichipeejime no section 4 ni kakitsuzuru 	This is the human race’s epilogue. I’m putting page 1, section 4 into writing.
"I said a miku-hop, a miku, a mix, 	"I said a miku-hop, a miku, a mix, 	“I said a Miku-Hop, a Miku, a mix,
kick it miku-miku hop and you don' t stop, a rock it 	kick it miku-miku hop and you don' t stop, a rock it 	Kick it. Miku-Miku-Hop and you don’t stop, a rock it.
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, 	To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, 	To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." 	To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat." 	To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.”
 	 	
めくるめくミクにミクまた別の自我が同化。 	mekurumeku miku ni miku mata betsu no jiga ga douka. 	Miku’s assimilating another ego again for a dazzling Miku.
5枚目はJoker。ツインテール記号化。 	gomaime wa Joker. tsuinteeru kigouka. 	The 5th role is a Joker. Her twintails are encoded.
とは何者か？　造花？　虚像か？ 	miku to wa nanimono ka? zouka? kyozou ka? 	Who is Miku, that is, who am I? An artificial flower? A virtual image?
教えて下さい、どうか。 	oshiete kudasai, douka. 	Please, somehow, tell me.
この声を失っても愛してくれますか？ 	kono koe o ushinatte mo aishite kuremasu ka? 	Even if I were to lose my voice, would you still love me?
この姿変わり果てても抱きしめてくれますか？ 	kono sugata kawarihatete mo dakishimete kuremasu ka? 	Even if my figure were to completely change, would you still embrace me?
そしてまた別の口をジャックし、ハックし、 	soshite mata betsu no kuchi o jakku shi, hakku shi, 	And so she jacks into yet another mouth, hacks into yet another mouth,
吐く詞を託し。白紙の「私」が彷徨うBlack Sea。 	haku shi o takushi. hakushi no "watashi" ga samayou Black Sea. 	The words she spits out are expressed. As a blank slate, “I” roam about the Black Sea.
次々と体を拝借し、塞がらない開いた口。 	tsugitsugi to karada o haishaku shi, fusagaranai aita kuchi. 	One by one, she borrows bodies, and her open mouth won’t be shut.
自我の意味揺るがすこの問題作に、 	jiga no imi yurugasu kono mondaisaku ni, 	The meaning of herself sways. On this controversial work,
刻み込むMIKUHOP開拓史。 	kizamikomu MIKUHOP kaitakushi. 	She etches “MIKUHOP,” blazing trails through history.
 	 	
もー宴もたけなわ　一筋縄でイカされる罠 	moo en mo takenawa hitosujinawa de ikasareru wana 	More ‘n’ more partying is in full swing. The trap is put to good use with ordinary methods.
YEAH YEAH, I'm a　6番目の初音ミクだ 	YEAH YEAH, I'm a rokubanme no hatsune miku da 	Yeah, yeah, I’m a Hatsune Miku—#6, in fact.
fuck you, pay me. 	fuck you, pay me. 	Fuck you, pay me.
残飯は捨てろ　震わすベロ　有能 my steelo 	zanpan wa sutero furuwasu bero yuunou my steelo 	Throw the food scraps away. I make my tongue quiver. You know my steelo is up to the task.
災難だ～ とおせんぼ　on&on 	sainan da~ toosenbo on&on 	It’s a disaster~ You’re blocking my way, on & on.
怨念の 証言６　冷笑家には放火 	onnen no shougen roku reishouka ni wa houka 	This is Testimony 6 of my deep-seated grudge. I’m setting fire to the house of sneers.
逃げ惑う頭上に包丁が急降下 	nigemadou zujou ni houchou ga kyuukouka 	As I run around trying to escape, the kitchen knives overhead suddenly nosedive.
yeah　help me　より早く はねる首 	yeah help me yori hayaku haneru kubi 	Yeah, help me—but quicker than you can, they slice off my head.
無数のシリアルナンバーのお人形 	musuu no shiriaru nanbaa no oningyou 	I’m a doll with countless serial numbers
からオンギャア！と鬼子 	kara ongyaa! to onigo 	Who wails “WAAAAH!” like a wild child.
このverseもとうとう思い出 	kono verse mo toutou omoide 	Even this verse is ultimately a memory.
惜しみない拍手と悲鳴を 	oshiminai hakushu to himei o 	Give me generous applause and shrieks.
 	 	
沍えた簓が細石た波の 	saeta sasara ga sazareta nami no 	Sasara’s on the ball. I’ll sing about the transience
哀れな言葉の泡沫唄う 	aware na kotoba no utakata utau 	Of the gravelly waves’ pitiful words.
麗らか忘却、涅槃の向こう 	uraraka boukyaku, nehan no mukou 	It’s a bright memory lapse, beyond Nirvana.
「？」涙は粧う 	"raison d'être?" namida wa yosou 	“My raison d’être?” My tears are feigned.
金科玉条　彰顕取りて 	kinkagyokujou shougen torite 	The golden rule is to be the recipient of things that appear clearly.
Message建白　傲然と言え 	Message kenpaku gouzen to ie 	This is a message petition. Say it’s haughty.
練るはClassic　起きるも暮らし 	neru wa Classic okiru mo kurashi 	Training is classic. Such things occur too in life.
灯台はいつも下暗し 	toudai wa itsumo moto kurashi 	It’s always hard to see what's under your nose.
デモクラシー　起こす革命 	demokurashii okosu kakumei 	Democracy brings about revolution.
MIKUHOP刺さらば孤高な声 	MIKUHOP sasaraba kokou na koe 	If MIKUHOP resonates emotionally with you, then let your voice ring out, proudly independent.
音の流れ　事勿れ 	oto no nagare koto nakare 	The flow of sounds is something that mustn't happen.
ビートに揺られ心任せる 	biito ni yurare kokoro makaseru 	Swayed by the beat, I entrust my heart to you.
Myself　酔わせる　お耳で判断 	Myself yowaseru omimi de handan 	I intoxicate myself, and judgment rings through my ears.
Numbers On The Borders, 	Numbers On The Borders, 	Numbers on the borders,
選び抜かれた言葉をコアする 	erabinukareta kotoba o koa suru 	I core like an apple the words I singled out.
継ぎの証言を未来にオーダーする 	tsugi no shougen o mirai ni oodaa suru 	You’ll order the next testimony in the future.
==External Links==
===Official===
*Blomaga - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Blog post - Translation source
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