There's a Zombie on Your Lawn (Doom-shroom Version)

== Lyrics ==
Doom-shroom: Doom-shroom!
One, two, three!
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead,
You want to bite the mushroom cap off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here (Homeowner: No!)
I'm just a doom-shroom but see, me attack an opposing infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Football Zombie: I used to play football
Doom-shroom: Play football!
Conehead Zombie: Road cones protect my head
Doom-shroom: Cone on his head.
Screen Door Zombie: I have a screen door shield
Doom-shroom: Screen door shield!
All zombies: We are the undead!
Doom-shroom: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this exploding power to help a lawn defense at any hour.
Digger Zombie: I like your tricycle
Doom-shroom: Tricycle.
Buttered Zombie: There's butter on my head
Doom-shroom: On his head.
Dolphin: (Dolphin sound) I'm gonna eat your brains
Doom-shroom: Oh no no no.
All zombies: We are the undead!
Doom-shroom: There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
There's a zombie on your lawn.
We don't want zombies on the lawn.
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