Snow Shovelers

Snow Shovelers is the seventh Basket Sponge short. It aired on March 5, 2015. It was written by Doctor Bugs.
==Plot==
After a blizzard in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob and Patrick are recruited to shovel the snow.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Mr. Krabs
*Plankton
*Karen
*Naked Man
==Story==
[A horrible blizzard hits Bikini Bottom]
Squidward: (at the Krusty Krab) Sigh. There's nothing worse than working at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: I know what'll cheer you up, Squidward!
Squidward: Suicide?
SpongeBob: Even better! We're snowed in! We'll be trapped in here for days! Maybe weeks!
Squidward: (frantically) Snowed in? Whaaat???? (he rushes to the window, only to see 7 feet of snow blocking all exits)
SpongeBob: Isn't it lovely?
Squidward: I can't believe it!!! I'm stuck in here forever!!!! With....with....YOU!!!!
[Squidward has a vision of him and SpongeBob married in the future, with dozens of sponge/squid babies running around the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Aren't you excited? Just you, me, and good 'ol Mr. Krabs!
Krabs: Stay away from me.
Patrick: (hops out of the cash register) AND ME!!!!
Krabs: Patrick? What are you doing here? And with me money!
Patrick: Eh, I'm just eatin' some corn dogs.
Squidward: (panicking) No! No! This isn't happening! This snow has to melt! I can't be stuck in here with you guys!
SpongeBob: We can eat Krabby Patties to survive! I love this!
Squidward: WELL I DON'T!!!!! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!
Krabs: Well, Mr. Squidward, you and SpongeBob could each go shovel the snow out of the way. (hands him and SpongeBob each a snow shovel)
Squidward: That's a great idea!
Krabs: And you can shovel all the roads in Bikini Bottom.
Squidward: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????
Krabs: It's the polite thing to do.
Squidward: What if I don't WANNA shovel all the roads in Bikini Bottom?
Krabs: Then, off with your head! (holds up a pitch fork)
Squidward: You don't have the AUTHORITY to do that!
Krabs: Oh. Then, you're fired!
Squidward: (sigh) Fine, I'll do it.
Krabs: Good. I'll be in my office, counting me money. (leaves)
SpongeBob: Isn't it great, Squidward? We get to be together, AND do a good deed for all the people in Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: Bah, humbug! I don't care about anyone in Bikini Bottom!
Patrick: What about Sandy? (knudges him and winks at him)
Squidward: Shut up! You've made your point. But I'm still NOT doing it!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs will fire you!
Squidward: Not if I get someone to do it FOR me!
Patrick: Who?
Squidward: (hands the shovel to Patrick) YOU!
Patrick: What am I supposed to do with this? (hits Squidward on the head with the shovel)
Squidward: It's not a weapon, Patrick! You shovel snow with it! Now get out there!
[Squidward throws SpongeBob and Patrick out of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Dang. The snow's over our heads.
Patrick: All I see is a big blob of white.
SpongeBob: Don't be racist, Patrick.
Patrick: No really. There's snow everywhere/
SpongeBob: Well, let's just start shoveling.
Patrick: What's shoveling?
SpongeBob: Just use the shovel to push the snow out of the way.
Patrick: (hits SpongeBob on the head with his shovel) Like this?
SpongeBob: (on the ground) You've got some work to do, Patrick.
[Camera pans to reveal Plankton is watching them with binoculars from the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: Look at those fools, Karen.
Karen: The only fool I see is you.
Plankton: Even worse, Karen. Look outside.
Karen: The naked man outside?
[A naked man is walking through the streets]
Plankton: That is pretty foolish. Unless he wants his butt to freeze off. But not him, I mean SpongeBob and Patrick!
Karen: What about them?
Plankton: They look so vulnerable. I have to mess with them!
Karen: Knock yourself out. I'm gonna get some rest. (unplugs herself)
[Plankton walks outside, and lies on the ground, pretending to be stranded in the cold]
SpongeBob: Hey, look Patrick, there's Plankton.
Plankton: (cough, cough) SpongeBob, help me! (cough)
SpongeBob: What's wrong, Plankton?
Plankton: I've been stranded out here in the snow for weeks!
SpongeBob: It's only been snowing for 30 minutes.
Plankton: Oh yeah, well, I've been stranded out here in the snow for 30 minutes!
SpongeBob: You poor thing! Let's take you inside the Krusty Krab to warm up. (picks him up)
Plankton: (grinning) This is too easy.
[Inside the Krusty Krab, Squidward is reading a magazine]
SpongeBob: (enters) Hey, Squidward!
Squidward: Are you two boobs done shoveling yet?
Patrick: We did NOT shovel with our boobs! We used our hands!
SpongeBob: And we're not even close to being finished....
Squidward: Then get back to work!
SpongeBob: We had to bring Plankton inside. The poor guy's been shivering in the snow for 30 minutes!
Squidward: Plankton? I don't see Plankton!
SpongeBob: He was here a second ago....
[Plankton is running toward Mr. Krab's office]
Plankton: This is too easy!!!! My glory day of victory has finally-
SPLAT
Squidward: There! Squished 'em! That was a close call. Don't let anyone else inside! It's dangerous!
[The naked man is now at the front door, shivering and knocking]
SpongeBob: Should we let him in, Squidward?
Naked Man: (shivering on the other end of the glass)
Squidward: Hmmmm.......nope. Looks a little suspicious. Better safe than sorry.
Naked Man: Gulp. (his arm falls off) Frostbite!
[The man falls over in the snow]
[Iris-out]
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