Space Cowboy (Coyote x Moonstruck) Incorrect Quotes

Yes, I made an entire page dedicated to incorrect quotes for my two lovely boyos Coyote and Moonstruck. Don't judge me please.
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Coyote: Moonstruck. Honey. Babe. Can I play a song for you?
Moonstruck, already sighing: I suppose.
Coyote, at full volume singing to a radio: I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD I'M GONNA RIIIIIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE
Moonstruck: Why do you torture me so?
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Coyote: I'm really jealous of your boyfriend.
Moonstruck: Coyote, you are my boyfriend.
Coyote: I know, darlin', I can't believe it either! I feel like the luckiest dragon alive.
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Moonstruck: Coyote, please. It'll kill you.
Coyote: Only if I die.
Moonstruck: Yes, that's what killing you means...
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Moonstruck: Time to move on to plan 2.
Coyote: Don't you mean plan B?
Moonstruck: That would imply that I only had 26 plans.
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Coyote: Fly safely!
Moonstruck: I have no say in that matter.
Coyote: Then perish!
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Coyote: Hey Moonstruck, did you hear about the joke between 'no' and 'me neither'?
Moonstruck: No.
Coyote: Me neither.
Moonstruck: Okay?
Coyote: What, you didn't get it?
Moonstruck: No?
Coyote: Me neither.
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Moonstruck: Have a good day, Coyote.
Coyote: Technically there's only 4 hours until night-
Moonstruck: Fine. Enjoy the next 24 hours of your life.
Coyote: Well now, wasn't that strangely ominous.
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Moonstruck: What are we eating for dinner tonight?
Coyote: For tonight, get ready because I'm servin' LOOKS!
Moonstruck, rubbing his face tiredly: Coyote, please, we haven't eaten for three days.
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Coyote: Boy howdy stranger, ya don't seem to be from 'round 'ere, eh? Why dotcha come on with 'lil ol' me and we'll grab a few drinks? They're on me.
Moonstruck: I speak 37 languages and this is not one of them.
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Coyote: It's really muggy out today.
Moonstruck: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Coyote: //sips coffee from bowl//
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Coyote, looking at the carnage and destruction around them: Don't worry. I have a permit when the guards show up.
Moonstruck: That says 'I do what I want...'
Coyote: Exactly.
Coyote, combat rolls away: Justice served.
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Coyote, walking around: Where in the world did my hat go? I'm gonna kill whoever took it.
Coyote, turns around the corner to see Moonstruck posing in the mirror with his hat: That's hot.
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Coyote: Whisper dirty things in my ears, babe.
Moonstruck: The floor, the dishes, the clothes that I told you to wash this morning.
Coyote: Fair enough.
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Coyote: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things but-
Moonstruck: If you say it's because I'm too tall I will kill you.
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Moonstruck: Why do you want to get married anyway?
Coyote: So I can kiss you anytime without dragons yelling 'get a room'.
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Moonstruck, drops a coin into a wishing well: I wish for good fortune.
Coyote: Well, I wish to be Moonstruck's boyfriend~
Coyote: //seductively empties about 10 bags of change//
Moonstruck:
Coyote: To be fair, it was a legitimate wish.
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Coyote: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I have done was killing it on the dance floor.
Moonstruck:
Coyote: Okay, I might have killed a few dragons here and there.
Moonstruck: //raises brow//
Coyote: Okay! A bunch of people died watching me try to dance... jeez...
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