Robot Cat:Danny meets Parents

Cast
Danny - Mario
Sawyer - Princess Peach
Duchess - Queen
Thomas O' Malley - King
Transcript
Sawyer:Mother,Father,This is boyfriend Danny.
(Music plays)
Duchess:Charmed to meet your acquaintance,Dan-- oh! Did a pig s**t out a dead fetus in here?
Danny:(Sniffs) Oh ho ho! I beg-a-you forgiveness. I come-a-here through the sewer line.
(Music plays)
Sawyer:Danny's a plumber.
Thomas:So he commutes through human waste?
Sawyer:And he's Italian.
Thomas:Oh,Ok. Say no more.
(Cut to Living room)
Duchess:Did you lose something,Danny?
Danny:Hey,Hey! I-a found-a one! (Holds coin)
Duchess:(Chuckles) Yes,In "Our" Sofa.
(Danny puts coin in pocket)
Thomas:And there it goes.
(Cut to Dinner Room)
Danny:So I says,Aye,Paisan,Toilet paper and-a paper towels...That ain't the same thing! (Laughs)
Duchess:(Sarcastically) Mm,Another toilet clogged story. What a delightful compliment for our mushroom soup.
Danny:Mushrooms?! Ay-yi-yi! Ah-Choo! (Grows bigger)
Sawyer:Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon!
Danny:I'm so sorry.(Falls) I have a few allergies.(Flower comes down at Mario and the flower dropped at him causing him to change to Fire Danny)Mamma Mia! Flowers! Ah-Choo! Ah-Choo! Ah-Choo! (Drapes and Meat Drapes catches fire)
Duchess:Aah! My Drapes! My meat drapes!
Thomas:Both equally dusty.
Danny:Ay-Yi-Yi! Ah-Choo! (Shell bumps into 3 blocks)
(The game over music is heard and the castle goes under)