Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters (Epilogue)

Epilogue is the third chapter of Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A Dream Come True".
==Plot==
(Puss, Kitty and Perrito hide in the vase as Tawna walk into the badger's tent to confront him for a belly dancing performance)
*Tawna: I got this.
*Puss in Boots: Go ahead tiger. It's your lucky day.
*Tawna: Wish me the best of luck. *walk to the badger's tent*
*Puss in Boots: Ooh, this is going to be fun.
*Kitty: It's gonna be a disturbance in the heist.
*Perrito: I hope Tawna can pull off the show like a hula dancer.
*Badger: No sight of new treasure yet. *see Tawna as a harem belly dancer* What the?
*Tawna: Yoo hoo. Over here. I got something for you.
*Badger: Who in the world are you?
*Tawna: Let's just say. I'm your most biggest belly dancing hire in the world. Also, you need a performance.
*Badger: Is this a trap?
*Puss in Boots: *giggle* It's working.
*Kitty: What are we suppose to do? Sit there and watch the show?
*Puss in Boots: We'll see how this trick goes with Tawna.
*Perrito: But we still have to claim the treasure before the badger get it on the wrong hands.
*Tawna: *spin* Ooh wee. You wanna shake that little tail of yours, are you?
*Badger: Pretty lady, you're getting on my nerves. I'm gonna have to bite you if you don't stop disturbing my free time.
*Tawna: Oh, you have some free time now. Such a little baby. Uh, uh, I think you should shake your tail a bite if you were a puppy. *shake*
*Badger: Whatever. I'll go see your little dance, but make it quick! My boss is getting really furious right now over magic!
*Tawna: If you just say so, I'll give you one heartbeat of a musical. *a spider perform the drums as she dances to impress the badger*
*Badger: Ah. Interesting. You are something.
*Tawna: *shake her hips* How do you like me now?
*Badger: Ho ho ho. Nice. You should work for me and make some gold.
*Tawna: I'll be paid by buying all the string cheese in the world. *giggle*
*Puss in Boots: Alright. While the badger is distracted. Let's go grab some treasure.
*Kitty: In return, we'll pick up our weapons.
*Perrito: Okie dokie. *he and his gang sneak into the badger's tent and reach towards the pot* Hit the jackpot.
*Puss in Boots: Hmm, this pot look like something, like a vase. *hold a vase*
*Kitty: *spot the weapons* Guys, the weapons.
*Puss in Boots: He he he. We're hitting the spot.
*Perrito: Let's go claim them before the badger look at us.
*Tawna: *spin and shake* Woo, wee, woo, wee, woo, wee!
*Badger: You're spinning and hipping is making me dizzy. I'm gonna check on my treasure for a while. *try to leave*
*Tawna: *block the badger while dancing* No no no. Stay here. You gotta get a jig like a lollipop.
*Badger: Aren't you working for someone?
*Tawna: Oh, no. Pretty no. Not even the harem girls in India that would give out a performance on stage.
*Badger: Your dancing skills is starting to bore me out. Give me some good skills to impress me!
*Tawna: *hold her hands and move her body* Is this good enough?
*Badger: What are you again? Some sort of genie?
*Tawna: *spin while holding some skirts* I am more than a genie* spin everywhere* Wee!
*Badger: Boy oh boy. That's more like it.
*Tawna: *shake her tail* Wobble wobble wobble. Wobble wobble wobble.
*Badger: I can get used with that jig now.
*Tawna: Oh, you want more? Let's get more. *his bra form a point to flame at the whole tent*
*Badger: *see his tent burning down* No! The fire! Turn it off!
*Tawna: I thought you love fire.
*Badger: No I don't! It burn through my tent!
*Puss in Boots: Holy smokes. Did you all see that?
*Kitty: Who knew a dress can have some sort of fire ablility?
*Perrito: Something smell burning in here.
*Badger: Okay, I hear voices! Who is trespassing my tent?
*Tawna: Sweetie, there's nothing to worry about.
*Badger: *spot Puss' gang* Hey! What are you doing in my tent?!
*Puss in Boots: Uh, we got better?
*Badger: I knew this was going to be a set-up. How did you guys got out of the chamber?
*Kitty: We bite through the rope so we can get out of there to confront you.
*Perrito: You got a problem with pets?
*Badger: Excuse miss. What is the reason for these said fellows to sneak into my place?
*Tawna: Oh, wonder why your enemies sneaked into your tent? You got twisted! *take off her face mask to reveal herself*
*Badger: Tawna Bandicoot! I knew you were behind this!
*Tawna: I'm sorry. Do you want another dance for your jig?
*Puss in Boots: *show his sword toward the badger* Watch her dance or get slashed.
*Badger: Forget about it. *call in his guards* Guards! The intruder is back! Puss in Boots and his friends are escaping into the lair!
*Spider: It's on the clock.
*Wolf: I smell some meat in the grinder.
*Medusa: Ooh. Things are gonna get sssssssspicy.
*Lion: Leg or wing?
*Bear: The real thieves are here.
*Minotaur #1: Hey! How did you break out of the chamber?
*Minootaur #2: We need better security!
*Puss in Boots: Oh yeah. This is going to get fun.
*Kitty: Now it's a real crime fight going on.
*Perrito: Bring it on! I smell a barbeque!
*Tawna: A pretty lady does not want to go face to face with the annihilators.
*Badger: Ladies and animals, arrest those thieves out of the lair!
*Fish: Time to go time out!
*Tawna: Now who's the real theft here? It's you! *fight the animals!
*Puss in Boots: Ha! *fight the bats, bear and fish*
*Kitty: Give it all you got! *fight Medusa*
*Medusa: *use her snakes to hit Kitty* Oh yeah. Taste the blood.
*Kitty: I got your blood right here. *slash Medusa with her blade*
*Medusa: Ouch, stop! That's mean!
*Perrito: *growl at the wolf* Come on wolfie. Why won't you shoot like a man.
*Wolf: I got your arrow right here. *shoot arrows at Perrito*
*Perrito: *run from the arrows* Ah! Ahhhhhhhh! They're everywhere and going after me!
*Puss in Boots: Perrito! *run and slash the snakes and jump to fight the wolf* Will you fear me?
*Wolf: *beat up Puss* You're something.
*Puss in Boots: You remind me of someone. Like Death! *slash the wolf*
*Perrito: Thank you Puss for saving me.
*Puss in Boots: No. Thank you!
*Kitty: *knock out Medusa* You're finished!
*Medusa: How dare you!
*Tawna: *knock out the bear and cyclops* Hey Kitty, heads up! *throw a magic jar at Medusa*
*Medusa: *blast away to the sky* Whee! I'm flying! *crash on the ground*
*Tawna: That gotta leave a mark. *knock out the rest of the animals*
*Minotaur #1: *roar* It's game over!
*Minotaur #2: Come on! Jail time!
*Puss in Boots: Never! *run and fight the minotaurs*
*Kitty: I got you covered! *jump and slash the minotaurs*
*Puss in Boots: Ah! *spin the minotaur and bump another one to the wall* Piece of gazpacho.
*Kitty: They spin so hard as a bull in a stadium match.
*Perrito: I'll rather challenge a moose over a minotaur.
*Tawna: *confront Badger* Are you done yet?
*Badger: No. You distracted my plans. You disobeyed my orders and you ruined my moment for a performance!
*Tawna: Bring it on, badger.
*Badger: We'll see about that. Young woman. *run and fight Tawna*
*Tawna: *punch and kick the badger* Come on. Just one shot?
*Badger: You give me one of your better shots. *scratch Tawna*
*Tawna: Ow.
*Badger: Ah ha! Is that all you got?!
*Puss in Boots: *slam the goats* No more goat cheese for you.
*Kitty: *throw a bomb to blow up the lair to blast all the animals out* Boom!
*Perrito: *run from the falling wood* Ah!
*Badger: My lair! You emploded my lair! Hey bull, kick them out of the lair!
*Bull: *breathe and move his feet* You're mean.
*Puss in Boots: I am right. I'm mean!
*Bull: You are no more in my book.
*Puss in Boots: *hold a blanket* Bring it on, little bull!
*Bull: You call me little?! I'll kill you like a fly! *scream and run toward Puss*
*Puss in Boots: *shake the blanket to pass the bull* Whoop! There it is!
*Kitty: *move back from the bull with Perrito* Move back!
*Perrito: Whoa, what is that? I've never seen a bull that small as a yeti.
*Tawna: *kick the badger and challenge the bull* Yoo hoo. Over here.
*Bull: I should have love you, but never mind! *run to Tawna*
*Tawna: *hold the bull's horns* Whoa, where do you think you're going?
*Bull: Get out of my horns!
*Tawna: Why are you so short-tempered and mad? Do you remind me a lot like the Ripto guy from Avalar?
*Bull: I am not a nobody! I'm somebody!
*Tawna: Nope! Not a somebody! *throw the bull to the wall*
*Bull: *crash on the wall* Ouch! That gotta hurt on the mark!
*Badger: Not my bull. *confront Puss* What?
*Puss in Boots: So. Do you want a rematch or not?
*Badger: You dare to ask that question to me? Not you're gonna face it! *growl and open his claws* Your fears will outnumber you!
*Puss in Boots: Fear me... if you dare! *fight the badger*
*Badger: *scratch Puss* Got your hat!
*Puss in Boots: No! *pinch the badger*
*Badger: Ah! My back! You little cute beast! I'll get you! *scratch and kick Puss*
*Puss in Boots: *spin through the sword and slash badger and knock him out* Ka-chow!
*Badger: *growls* Fear me, if you dare! *punch Puss in Boots*
*Puss in Boots: Stop copying my catchphrase, mocker.
*Badger: You don't leave me no choice, gato.
*Puss in Boots: Oh really, furball. I am, *slash the badger* Puss in Boots!
*Tawna: Holy cheese!
*Kitty: No way.
*Perrito: Wow. I wish I was a cat where I can learn these tricks from my man!
*Badger: How... dare... you...?
*Puss in Boots: See you in the other side, badger. *throw the badger to the gold*
*Badger: *crash on the gold* Remember... me... as... Ben... *faint*
*Tawna: Go to heck. *flip off Bill*
*Kitty: Alright Tawna. He's dead now. So he can rest in peace and let him rest.
*Perrito: Boy, that badger did a lot of bad things like Jack Horner.
*Puss in Boots: He wasn't as bad as the bounty hunters like Goldilocks and the Three Bears Crime Family. *see the lair burning down with fireballs floating* Holy chips! We gotta get outta here!
*Tawna: What about the treasure?
*Kitty: We don't have much time! The lair's burning and we have to go!
*Perrito: Right behind you!
*Puss in Boots: Get out as fast you can!
*Tawna: *she and everyone escape the burning lair* Straight outta the fire!
(The badger's lair burn down as Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito got out of the lair and arrive at the market where all the other badgers saw the lair collapsing from the burning fire)
*Tawna: Wow. That was a lair this is.
*Puss in Boots: It was once controlled by a theft, but glad we liberate the place.
*Kitty: You know what we did here.
*Perrito: Got our weapons back but sadly, all the treasure there is burned. We're sorry everyone that we didn't save all the treasure on time before being crushed and cracked by the wood.
*Puss in Boots: No no no. All the treasure they own for the badger is now theirs. *kick the treasure with gold on the ground with everyone to celebrate* Free gold for everyone!
*Tawna: Rip them hell!
*Kitty: Now that's a city worth saving.
*Perrito: They got the city back for themselves.
*Tawna: No more being run by bad leaders or dictators.
*Kitty: Yeah right. Screw them.
*Puss in Boots: They deserved better than this like the people back at San Lorenzo.
*Perrito: *throw the money in the air* Whee! It's raining coins. Wahoo!
*Kitty: Okay Perrito. Stop playing with the money and we have the go.
*Tawna: *see the Sun going up* Hey baby cakes. The sun's getting real high and the Moon going low.
*Puss in Boots: It's morning time. Time to head to our final desinastion.
*Kitty: Affrimative.
*Perrito: How to call a horse. *whistle and call the horse over*
*Puss in Boots: Perrito! *to his horse* My horse! Glad you're okay. Hope you're not beat up by those minotaurs, have you?
*Tawna: *pat on the horse* I think the horse look just fine as he looks.
*Kitty: Whatever, Wumpa girl. Now hop on.
*Perrito: Let's a go!
*Puss in Boots: Thanks for waving at us and enjoy your freedom. *he and his friends hop on the horse* Now ride on!
*Tawna: Good morning everyone! We meant to say bye y'all! *she and her friends ride with their horse out of Badger's City as the citizens cheer*
(As Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito ride on the horse by leaving Badger's City, they continue to rise over to the wild as the Sun is up as Tawna read the map of the desert on where they're going next)
*Tawna: We went to Badger's City and now, we're going to our last final desination. The Gibraltar Fortress.
*Puss in Boots: Isn't Gibraltar the name of the place in Spain?
*Tawna: Yes. Like Del Mar, a town you grew up in.
*Puss in Boots: No. I moved to Del Mar after San Ricardo. I was born in San Ricardo with the late Humpty Dumpty.
*Kitty: You pretty much miss your adopted brother, do you?
*Puss in Boots: He was always a brother to me, but still a betrayer over the beans.
*Perrito: Gosh, how can a bad egg betray you like that? Only traitors do that kind of crap.
*Puss in Boots: He said he was sorry when I gave back the Golden Goose from the giant goose.
*Tawna: I thought facing a egg was more of a powerful challenge than facing N. Trance in space.
*Kitty: Girl, your dress smell like apples in here. When you are going to take out the disguise?
*Tawna: Oh jeez! I left my clothes back at the lair when the place burned down.
*Kitty: That gotta suck for you. We should have bring in our own bags before the adventure.
*Tawna: No worries. I got a pair of copies at home since we're famous. That harem dress look pretty fit for a bandicoot lady.
*Puss in Boots: You even remind me of some harem ladies I met in a bar at Del Mar on the Día de los Muertos party.
*Kitty: Very funny. I was working for Jack Horner at that time before I robbed him over magic, swords and shields.
*Perrito: And still, I was a therpy dog back at Mama Luna's place after all and all the cat food being feed on and on.
*Puss in Boots: Blah! I hate cat food more than dog food.
*Kitty: It's just food for pets. Same with baby food.
*Puss in Boots: Can a baby pet eat baby pet food still if it was ever made?
*Tawna: Tell that to a doctor. I'm still looking at the map.
*Puss in Boots: Uh, you're blocking to where were heading.
*Kitty: Can you like stop reading the map and continue exploring where we are? You're freaking us out here with that blocking sun with the map.
*Perrito: Could have used a skylight on the hole.
*Tawna: Oh, sorry about that. We're about to reach to the Gibraltar Fortress right now. The final place on the desert.
*Puss in Boots: Great! What a kind of news to share on the journey.
*Kitty: I hope the grand vizior and the 40 thieves are there so we can beat their butts and go home.
*Perrito: With tuna sandwiches to feed on.
*Tawna: Cut with the tuna sandwiches, will ya? We have a adventure to finish. Let's ride!
*Perrito: Onward and upward!
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito arrive at the gates of the Gibraltar Fortress as El Breato and his thieves are at the tower, watching Tawna's gang reaching to the gate of the fortress)
*El Breato: The fearless hunters have arrived. Bounty hunters.
*Theft #1: The wee fellow thieves.
*Theft #2: They're gonna lay an eye on the wrong people.
*Theft #3: We can't have them storm through the fortress.
*El Breato: We need to take action. My eye is on the Puss in Boots cat. Your eye is on the others.
*Theft #4: *salute* Roger that, if we were soliders.
*Theft #5: Get your swords and defend.
*Theft #6: We're gonna fight back the heroes.
*El Breato: *hold his staff* No one is gonna take our fortress away from us from these animals. *glare*
*Tawna: *she and everyone arrive at the gates of the fortress* We finally made it. The Gibraltar Fortress.
*Puss in Boots: That fortress sound like they're trying to put up a tower to block the gates.
*Kitty: The gates look blocked. How are we going to get pass these guards?
*Perrito: Dig a hole like moles?
*Tawna: We need to do a distraction like the last place we went with the badger.
*Puss in Boots: A distraction. That's it. Hey. Your belly dancing dress can work for the guards.
*Tawna: A piece of cake worth dancing for live bait.
*Kitty: Once you dance for the men, we'll knock the guys out and open the gates to enter the fortress.
*Perrito: That's the key of getting to the fortress.
*Puss in Boots: This is what we're gonna do to stop all of El Breato's guards before the final fight.
*Tawna: Then let's belly dancing do it. *hit his fist*
*Guard #1: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
*Guard #2: Nope. Not even a single sight or a sunset.
*Tawna: *arrive with her gang on a horse* Hello boys. You look like a good jig for a dance.
*Guard #1: *whistle* Hey sir. Take a look at this pretty fox lady.
*Guard #2: Isn't she gorgeous?
*Tawna: *get off the horse* You boys needed a date. All eyes on the metal armors. *spin around* Woo!
*Guard #1: Shake it my dear.
*Guard #2: That is hot. That is very hot.
*Tawna: I know you like it.
*Puss in Boots: *whistle at the guards* Hey you! You guys are a bunch of metal sucking knights!
*Guard #3: Intruder!
*Guard #4: Get that cat!
*Puss in Boots: Let play the blade for a sword! *jump and fight the guards*
*Kitty: Payback! *jump and slam down the guards* Ha!
*Perrito: Don't forget me! *jump and bark at the guards* Back off my bark! I mean, friends!
*Guard #5: Nice doggy. Nice doggy boy.
*Guard #6: It's a nice doggy! *he and his friend get beat up by Puss and Kitty*
*Tawna: *dance for the guards* How do you like my moves?
*Guard #1: Smooth moves, baby.
*Guard #2: Let's go on a date in Rome!
*Tawna: If you say so. *knock out the guards* Got them covered. *see her friends knocking down all the guards* Glad we knocked them all out.
*Puss in Boots: Alright. Let's go into the fortress.
*Kitty: *open the gates* Last one there is a security.
*Perrito: I hope we don't get arrested like the last place we went.
*Tawna: *she and everyone hop on back to the horse* Ride on and walk slow. *she and everyone enter Gibraltar Fortress*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito arrive at Gibraltar Fortress, a town turned fortress with many innocent citizens being trapped in cages and chains by the thieves as many of the guards are blocking the doors while using binoculars to spot any intruder breaking in)
*Guard #1: Have you seen any intruder sneak into the fortress yet?
*Guard #2: Not yet. Keep looking. *he and the guards keep looking on the binoculars*
*Tawna: Oh my, so it's a corrupted town.
*Puss in Boots: It's a town and a prison the whole time.
*Kitty: It's actually a fortress disguised as a town. Look how many villagers the warlord has trapped.
*Perrito: Somebody better do something about it.
*Tawna: We need to free them out of their cages.
*Puss in Boots: Then let's make a break for and give them all the free will they want.
*Kitty: Got it.
*Perrito: Let's free them out.
*Puss in Boots: Good call. *he and his friends get off the horse to break the chains out of the villagers* You're good to go.
*Kitty: *slash the chains to free the villagers* You got your freedom back.
*Perrito: *try to bite the chains* Grrr. I can't even bite on metal. My teeth hurts.
*Tawna: *free the villgers by unlocking the lock on the cages* You're all safe. Go now before the guards catch you.
*Puss in Boots: *slash all the chains* Freedom!
*Kitty: *cut off the chains* Get out as fast of possible. We're gonna liberate this territory to take down the culprit.
*Perrito: *sniff for a key* Ah ha! *found a key and unlock the chains to free the villagers* At your service my friends.
*Tawna: Glad we free all of them. Sorry your town has been taken over by a corrupted grand vizior. Hope we find a new town for you to live once we get out of this prison.
*El Breato: *use his staff to break into the doors and scare all the villagers* Hello again my prisoners! It seem no one is gonna break out of my fortress today.
*Puss in Boots: *see the villagers scared* Oh no. It's him! The warlord!
*Theft #1: El Breato! The Puss in Boots guys are back!
*Theft #2: They're freeing the people!
*El Breato: *hit his staff* No! They should have been known of this for freeing the people without my reward!
*Tawna: Oh ho ho. If it isn't El Breato, nice to meet you.
*Puss in Boots: *hold his sword towards El Breato* Fear us if you dare!
*El Breato: Puss in Boots. We finally meet. We got something in common between the two of us.
*Puss in Boots: So what? I knocked many villains in my life. And you're next on the list.
*Kitty: You've been a very bad man.
*Perrito: Not a good person in my book.
*Tawna: Let's see how tall of a guy like you can pull on the power of magic.
*El Breato: Oh my. Is that a harem girl? Hello there pretty bandicoot. How would you like to be my bride when we take over Arabia together?
*Tawna: *push El Breato* Back away! I should never be your bride or your darring like a sweetheart!
*El Breato: You seem lost. Are you scared, shy, or confused?
*Tawna: I refuse to ask.
*El Breato: Then why are you here, working with that Puss in Boots outlaw from San Ricardo.
*Puss in Boots: You know, I almost never returned to San Ricardo after the Golden Goose incident. I instead moved to Del Mar, then Far Far Away afterwards before returning to Spain to continue exploring the world and helping out people in hand.
*El Breato: You caused so much trouble to hurt one of my henchmen in other places. And now, you're gonna pay the price for a salvation.
*Kitty: Get ready. This battle is gonna get tough.
*Perrito: I am born ready.
*Theft #1: You're gonna lose.
*Tawna: You wanna dance? Let's dance the stars.
*El Breato: As a team together, we'll strike on the team. Go! *he and his thieves fight the heroes*
*Puss in Boots: Ahh! *battle cry and fight the thieves*
*Kitty: *bash the thieves* Hu-ya!
*Perrito: *bump the thieves* Watch it! Coming through! I'm running here!
*Tawna: *punch and kick El Breato* Come on!
*El Breato: *shoot dark magic everywhere* You dance real good for a harem girl.
*Tawna: I am more of a harem girl. *spin kick at El Breato*
*El Breato: Gah! *his nose bleed* Oh, you're starting to make me more furious than ever.
*Tawna: I didn't have to.
*El Breato: Make me! *hit his staff to form a power wave at the whole fortress*
*Puss in Boots: *he and everyone crash* Gosh, what happen?
*Kitty: That son of a bum is gonna pay!
*Perrito: Ooh wee, I feel dizzy.
*Tawna: What was that about?
*El Breato: *see the villagers escape* Hey! Get back over here! Oh! Look what you done?!
*Tawna: This is more than your own fault for turning this town into your own fortress.
*El Breato: I have conquered many lands in my entire life as grand vizior. I was banished from Ali Baba's town and take over a town to use it as a weapon for all of my friends to trap the people and use them as prisoners so no one get into my way. You have sealed your fate and about to seek to your biggest excuation of all.
*Puss in Boots: The what?
*El Breato: Thieves, seize them and take them to the edge!
*Theft #1: *he and everyone handcuff the heroes* You're coming with us to the edge!
*Kitty: Let us go!
*Perrito: Puss, help me!
*Puss in Boots: Stop it! I am too young to die!
*Tawna: Don't touch me. What is wrong with you?
*El Breato: We got you a nice lesson for you to take up in the cliffs.
*Theft #2: We finally got them.
*Theft #3: The cats are ours.
*El Breato: Follow me where they will see their fates.
*Tawna: Oh no, not again.
*Puss in Boots: This is where dignity go to die.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito are taken to the edge of the fortress with El Breato and the thieves as the whole cliff is surrounded by sharp rocks and swimming sharks in the ocean in much of the heroes' fear)
*Tawna: What is this?
*El Breato: This is where you're gonna fall to the end of your entire lives.
*Puss in Boots: Huh? *look down below to a long cliff with sharps and a dead end to the sea* Ah! Please, no! I don't wanna fall to the end of the sea!
*Theft #1: This is going to get rough.
*Theft #2: I wanna see them suffer and get eaten by sharks.
*Kitty: You called this a plan? Your plan need a lot of work!
*Perrito: That's not how a plan work.
*Tawna: You let us go or else, Ali Baba would like to have a word for you.
*El Breato: Ali Baba ain't going to turn your backs on the power of magic. Your fate starts right here.
*Tawna: Then I'm ain't falling.
*Puss in Boots: This could be the end of the road for us. This is the end.
*El Breato: Friends, let's throw them down to the ocean, starting with Puss in Boots!
*Theft #1: Take him away!
*Theft #2: You're finished, Puss in Boots.
*Puss in Boots: No! This is a mistake. We shouldn't be falling through a pit of sharp rocks!
*Tawna: Let our friend go, vizizor!
*El Breato: Sorry to say this, you'll be next on the line, pretty lady!
*Tawna: Ugh! You should regret this by your crimes.
*Theft #3: See you in the ocean, kitty.
*Puss in Boots: No. For lord mercy, help me!
*Kitty: Puss, no!
*Perrito: If you die, we'll tell all of your friends that you're gone.
*Puss in Boots: Please pray for me for Puss in Boots!
*El Breato: Kick him already! We got some prisoners to kick out next!
*Theft #4: Adios, amigo! *kick Puss in Boots to the cliff*
*Puss in Boots: *scream while falling to the pits* Ahhhhhhh!
*Kitty: Puss in Boots!
*Perrito: No! Not our friend!
*Puss in Boots: *fall in the cliff* Please tell everyone I know that I tried! I never get a chance to shine by earning my own statue in San Ricardo!
*Tawna: Puss!
*El Breato: *laugh* And so, he never lived happily ever after!
*Tawna: What did you do?!
*El Breato: This is the part of your fate. Death by the pits in the waves. You're next, pretty lady.
*Tawna: I'm not risking myself to fall like a pirate mate.
*El Breato: You never cease to disobey me. Thieves, grab them and throw them away with the orange cat!
*Theft #1: Let's dump them away.
*Tawna: Not a chance. *kick the thieves and slam them down*
*El Breato: Hey!
*Theft #2: *hold his sword* Don't make me slash you.
*Kitty: Not a chance. *beat all the thieves down*
*Perrito: *bite the thieves' legs* Get out of here, now!
*El Breato: *fight Tawna* What are you waiting on?
*Tawna: You threw our friend down to the end of the road. How dare you?
*El Breato: It is only a matter of time to throw your friend off the cliff.
*Tawna: You'll be apologizing or else! *knock out El Breato*
*El Breato: Ow! But thank you for trying. *use his staff to teleport out*
*Tawna: What the?
*Theft #3: We're outta here. Go go go! *he and the thieves flee*
*Kitty: Where are they going?
*Perrito: They're retreating back to the fortress.
*Tawna: I wonder how the Puss guy is doing.
*Puss in Boots: *still falling* If I only had a real cape, I would fly out of the pit like a stork!
*Tawna: Puss! You know a cat always land on its feet.
*Puss in Boots: That is not true! That is only a rumor spread by dogs!
*Tawna: Just use your feet to land like a real cat.
*Puss in Boots: What? Are you nuts?! I'll be dead by the way!
*Tawna: Just stand like a stunt!
*Puss in Boots: I don't believe you. But I try! *stand still* Use the feet, use the feet, use the feet. *close eyes and land on the sharp rock as he open his eyes* Whoa, what the? Ah ha ha! The myth is now real! A cat always land on its feet. Yes! Take that you dogs who say that cats can't land on their feets! Woo hoo!
*Tawna: Alright. You finally nailed the trick.
*Kitty: I did the same thing as well when landing on the ground.
*Perrito: Boy, I got to learn how to do that.
*Tawna: We'll catch up with him in the pits.
*Kitty: Why are you going to drag us down to where Puss is standing?
*Perrito: Are you sure there is a way out once we fall down to the rocks?
*Tawna: Trust me, it will pass. Hold on. *hold Kitty and Perrito as she jump off the cliff*
*Kitty: Whoa! That is too much pressure on the cliff!
*Perrito: Please don't crash, please don't crash.
*Puss in Boots: *walk on the sharp rocks* Steady, stand still. Do not fall. *see the sharks jumping and biting* No no no. You go back in the water while I try to save myself from the dangers of the pits. *see his friends land on the sharp rocks* What the? What are you doing. You can't play dead.
*Tawna: *hold down her friends* We're not. We just wanted to check on you.
*Puss in Boots: In the end of the pits? You can't follow me when I'm falling to something dangerous.
*Kitty: Nothing is dangerous more than a birthday wish.
*Perrito: We have that stache when going after the Wishing Star.
*Tawna: Could have been more of a Wishing Well, duh. If I was ever there with you guys, I'll make the wish of asking for more Wumpa fruits.
*Puss in Boots: We can't just wish for anything right now. We have to save the desert. El Breato is gonna use his powers to take over the whole world. Heck, our friends are on vacation and they might be affected by the curse of El Breato. We have to stop him now before it's too late!
*Tawna: I know you're on a tight schedule. But you know what? We're gonna finish the job, together.
*Kitty: You know how it's gonna work.
*Perrito: Fight El Breato and the 40 thieves, got it.
*Puss in Boots: This is what we're aimming for.
*Tawna: We're gonna take down the thieves and save the world. You know what we're gonna do.
*Puss in Boots: Alright! I heard you all! You don't have to keep repeating every time when we're on a adventure.
*Kitty: We heard you, orange cat. We're gonna do it by the count of three.
*Perrito: Can I say out the line?
*Puss in Boots: *resign* Fine! You can say the line. Whatever!
*Perrito: Yes! I finally get to say it with you guys.
*Tawna: Alright amigos. All together now. On threwe. One, two, three. *join everyone by putting their hands up* Go Team Friendship!
*Puss in Boots: Team Friendship is the heart of the team.
*Kitty: A adventure never stops continuing.
*Perrito: Like a snake that eat it's own tail like Ouroboros.
*Tawna: That is always part of the concept of repeating itself. Let's go take down that grand vizior.
*Puss in Boots: They fear us when they dare! *he and everyone jump through the sharp rocks all the way back to the cliff* Perfect.
*Kitty: We're born to be fearless hunters.
*Perrito: Born to be cute.
*Tawna: And now, it's payback time. *eat a carrot and run with everyone*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito break back into the Gibraltar Fortress to confront the thieves with a battle to occur)
*Tawna: *wave* Yoo hoo! Miss me?
*Theft #1: They're back! They're breaking into the fortress!
*Theft #2: Like always, we can't let them steal all of our items!
*Theft #3: Seize them all!
*Puss in Boots: Time for some entertainment! *he and everyone run to fight the thieves*
*Kitty: *slam down the thieves* Yeah!
*Perrito: *bark at the thieves* Rolf! Rolf! Rolf!
*Tawna: *kick and punch the thieves* Get outta here! *throw a apple at a theft*
*Theft #1: I will punish you all to the end! *battle cry*
*Puss in Boots: Take this! *slash a theft and fight the thieves with swords*
*Kitty: *dash with her blade to knock the thieves down* Yeah!
*Perrito: Barrel incoming! *drop the barrels to trip over the thieves*
*Theft #2: Oof, ow.
*Theft #3: Watch it, puppy!
*Perrito: I am not a puppy.
*Tawna: Hey, wanna go take down El Breato?
*Perrito: Good idea! *he and Tawna go after El Breato*
*Puss in Boots: Guys, where you going?
*Kitty: We haven't finished taking them all down yet?
*Tawna: You guys take care of the rest of the thieves while me and Perrito take down this grimace.
*Puss in Boots: Whatever. Go down while we take care of the bad people.
*Perrito: See you at the end of the fight. *he and Tawna go into the tower*
*Kitty: *jump around and knock out the thieves* We do this for justice!
*Puss in Boots: *spin and knock out the thieves* We liberate the places we go!
*Kitty: And we're proud to call ourselves protectors of Spain! *slash a theft*
*Puss in Boots: Wanna do the iconic dance?
*Kitty: Oh sure. Why not? *she and Puss dance while knocking down the thieves*
*Puss in Boots: Piece of cake.
*Kitty: A spanish dance well deserved.
*Puss in Boots: Never get old as a soup of chicken and meatballs. *laugh and continue fighting the thieves with Kitty*
(Tawna and Perrito reach to the tower as they are about to confront El Breato on the way to the lair)
*El Breato: *watch Puss and Kitty fighting the thieves in the glass ball* Useless beings! How dare they outmumber my thieves? Foolish animals. They should have welcomed their stay before I suck them in a magic lamp. *see Tawna and Perrito show up* Oh, it's you.
*Tawna: We finally found you!
*Perrito: Boy, that was easy to find a villain like you.
*El Breato: How dare you reach to my lair to see how weak you animals are in the fate of the world. How depressing.
*Tawna: We're taking back every area in the desert you have taken and restore them back to Ali Baba.
*Perrito: It's nobody's desert now, except us.
*El Breato: Why would I be teaming with a bandicoot and dog like you when I have faced a thief like Ali Baba and some poor street rats. You'll never grant your power to make your wish come true as the Wishing Star.
*Tawna: The Wishing Star's dead. Let's face it. You'll never earn your wish to the end of the world.
*Perrito: It's time to step down your role as the grand vizior.
*El Breato: Never! You won't like me when I'm angry and would never see me happy, when I'm angry! *hit his staff*
*Tawna: Oh, we're making you real mad like a ogre? Sorry to hear?
*Perrito: I thought the orcs and goblins are the angeriest of all.
*El Breato: That's it. You're paying the price for a salvation. Come on!
*Tawna: It's go time. *run and fight El Breato*
*El Breato: *shoot dark beams at Tawna* Get over here!
*Tawna: I'm right here. *punch El Breato*
*Perrito: Ah ha! You got the punch!
*El Breato: Ugh! What is wrong with you?
*Tawna: Just teeming with your thoughts. *push El Breato*
*El Breato: You're not a good fighter, neither the dog! *shoot dark magic everywhere*
*Perrito: Zoinks! Move back! *he and Tawna move back from the dark magic*
*Tawna: Stay away from the dark magic! *move back and fight El Breato*
*El Breato: *use his staff to zap at Tawna* Ha ha ha. You got zapped!
*Tawna: No way. *use a sword to slash El Breato*
*El Breato: *crash* Ooh...no. How could you?
*Tawna: *hold the staff to use it toward El Breato* That's it. Pay up or else!
*Perrito: Does he steal money from other towns too?
*El Breato: I don't know where it is. Stop annoying me on the wrong person or you face the conseuqnces.
*Tawna: Every person say the same thing. Now speak!
*El Breato: Why do you ask?
(Back with Puss and Kitty, the cats continue to fight the thieves as they knock them over with barrels and slam them with cups and plates during a fierce fight in the fortress)
*Puss in Boots: You leave us no choice!
*Kitty: Get outta here!
*Theft #1: Please stop. We're begging you!
*Theft #2: Take all of your money! We promise!
*Puss in Boots: Oh, you know a pinky promise.
*Kitty: *she and Puss do cute faces* Trust us...
*Theft #3: Aw, look at those eyes.
*Theft #4: They're doing puppy eyes.
*Puss in Boots: Let's get tough.
*Kitty: It's now our turf. *she and Puss jump and fight all the thieves*
*Theft #5: Ah! Bad kitties!
*Theft #6: They're gonna kill us all!
*Theft #7: Let's get outta here!
*Theft #8: Retreat! Retreat!
*Theft #9: No more cat fights, we swear!
*Puss in Boots: *knock down all the thieves* This is our fortress now. Our territory!
*Kitty: *hiss* Get out. Now.
*Theft #10: *he and the thieves drop all the weapons* Yes miss. We're fleeing outta here! *he and the thieves flee the fortress*
*Puss in Boots: Way a go, Softpaws!
*Kitty: High five! *high five Puss*
*Puss in Boots: That's how a fight is done.
*Kitty: Now let's go catch up with Tawna and Perrito. *she and Puss run to the tower*
(Puss and Kitty run to the tower as Tawna and Perrito are about to defeat El Breato with the use of the staff)
*Tawna: Any last words? Say something.
*Perrito: He's not responding.
*El Breato: You two outcasts don't know what you're saying. I own all the places in the desert and you don't. Now step aside or I'll throw you off the cliff properly.
*Tawna: Didn't we already fall off to our deaths?
*Perrito: We faked our deaths. We're alive!
*El Breato: I'm gonna do it again if I feel like.
*Puss in Boots: *he and Kitty show up* We're late! We're here!
*Kitty: All of your 40 thieves are outnumbered and flee away so they can find some new jobs in the desert. Ha!
*El Breato: How dare you beat all of my 4 thieves. You'll never beat me and my entire reign. *grab the staff from Tawna* Gimmie that!
*Tawna: Hey, I was going to break it.
*El Breato: It's nobody's staff now. It's mine and I'm gonna use it for the end of the world!
*Perrito: The end of the world?
*Tawna: Oh great. The guy's worse than Cortex and Rumpel combined.
*El Breato: Taste my power! *use his staff high to blast at the whole tower and create dark clouds swirling in the whole fortress and some parts of the desert, scaring off the villagers*
*Puss in Boots: What are you doing?
*Kitty: What are you? A god?
*El Breato: I am more than a god. I wish myself to become a genie! *evil laugh and spin to transform into a genie*
*Kitty: Holy sh- *Perrito cover her mouth*
*Perrito: Gas my god.
*Tawna: What the what is that thing?
*Puss in Boots: He actually transformed. Into a real genie!
*El Breato: Yes! *crush the staff* I am now the most powerful genie in the world and I will take over every continent I go to and rule this universe full of dark magic.
*Tawna: You're not going anywhere with your cosmic powers!
*El Breato: Oh yes I can. *create a illusion of his floating head in the clouds* Greetings people. Are you trying to escape my reign? Well too bad! Today, I am going to curse the desert full of dark magic and you'll never see the light of day, even if you're trying to wander off something new with free will. Get a grip! I have some friends in mind that would put up a great performance! *unleash some cloud demons in the sky* Say hello to my cloud demons. Friends, if you may. Eat those villagers alive! *send the cloud demons to swirl into the desert and make the villagers scream and run*
*Tawna: No! You can't do that! What are you doing?!
*El Breato: I am sending my creations all of Earth. Then the whole solar system!
*Puss in Boots: Your powers are going to kill everyone! Even in places like the swamp, Far Far Away, America, Canada, Peru, Rio, Spain, Austrila, Africa, Antarctica, Hawaii, Alaska, China, Japan, Asia and all the places in the world! Reverse back to yourself, now!
*Perrito: Don't do it. Pretty please!
*Kitty: *hold her blade* Ugh. I'm about to cut him right now on his tail!
*Tawna: Bring it on.
*El Breato: The end of your lives start now! The desert awaits you! *glow*
*Puss in Boots: Fear us, if you dare! *he and everyone fight El Breato*
*Kitty: *jump and slash on El Breato* Ha!
*El Breato: Gah! No! How dare you!
*Perrito: Ooh, antenna! *bite El Breato's tail*
*El Breato: Let go of the tail!
*Perrito: *spit* Blah! You taste nasty!
*El Breato: I am not nasty. You are! *shoot beams everywhere*
*Tawna: *fight the cloud demons* Rip them up!
*Puss in Boots: *slash the cloud demons* Just like slashing chicken when cooking!
*Kitty: *use her blade to kill the cloud demons* Piece of cake.
*Perrito: Just like a birthday wish! *roll the barrels to trip the cloud demons*
*El Breato: *see the villagers fighting the cloud demons while using their shotguns to shoot at the cloud demons* How depressing these people are. *laugh*
*Tawna: Take this! *throw a box at El Breato*
*El Breato: *bump* Gah! You son of a fruit. *smash the towers*
*Tawna: Oh, I'm being serious! *light up the bombs and throw them at El Breato*
*El Breato: Ah! No! How dare you! Feel the wrath of El Breato! *use his magic to float the walls to form platforms*
*Puss in Boots: Oh great. Now the place is turning into a fighting area.
*Kitty: This is where the list go wrong!
*El Breato: I got a surprise for you. *turn some of his cloud demons into sea lions* Show them what you got my pets! *make the sea lions go after Puss and Kitty*
*Puss in Boots: Sea lions?!
*Kitty: Let's beat them up.
*Puss in Boots: Let me at 'em! *he and Kitty jump and bounce all the sea lions as well knocking them out*
*Kitty: Make a hop for! *she and Puss jump on the sea lions and spin*
*El Breato: Oh, I don't have time for flies like you. *try to punch Puss and Kitty, got get slashed by his fist* Ah! My boo-boo!
*Puss in Boots and Kitty: Spanish splinter! *jump and knock out El Breato*
*El Breato: *cover his face* My face!
*Perrito: Rip him up!
*Tawna: *throw a cannonball on the cannon* Now launch! *light up the cannon and bomb at El Breato*
*El Breato: No! My nose! Not again!
*Tawna: Yes! You got twisted! *eat a whole carrot*
*El Breato: You used me as example. Like a mascot of a fool! *crush a rock*
*Perrito: Oh that gotta hurt!
*Puss in Boots: *slash the cloud demons* Yeah!
*Kitty: *kill a cloud demon* You're finished!
*Puss in Boots: Ooopa woompa! *throw a bomb at the cloud demons*
*Kitty: Boom! *shoot cannonballs out of a cannonball at the cloud demons*
*El Breato: Leave my cloud demons alone! *unleash lightning everywhere*
*Tawna: Thunder!
*Perrito: It's striking like thunder. Move back! *run from the lightning*
*Puss in Boots: Everyone out of the way! *jump to dodge the lightning*
*Kitty: *dodge the lightning* Don't interfere.
*Puss in Boots: What interfere? I don't know what you're saying!
*Kitty: Ugh, never mind. Pay attention!
*Tawna: The world would like to have a word with you! *jump and punch at El Breato*
*El Breato: Puny lady. *slap Tawna*
*Tawna: Oof! Take a beat! *slap El Breato*
*El Breato: That is some lazy payback.
*Tawna: Tell that to the lazy writers that do lazy writing in bad movies and shows! *throw a boulder at El Breato*
*El Breato: Gah! My belly.
*Tawna: *jump* Take this! *punch El Breato's belly*
*El Breato: *crash on the wall* Son of a gain!
*Tawna: *smash a cloud demon* Is that all you got?
*El Breato: Yes. But thank you for asking. *control his cloud demons towards the group*
*Puss in Boots: Oh nose.
*Kitty: We're surrounded.
*Perrito: We're doomed... for real. *gulp*
*Tawna: Oh god no. What have we done?
*El Breato: *evil laugh* Your fate ends right here. Any last words?
*Tawna: We got nowhere to run.
*Kitty: We told you we're done running.
*Perrito: What are we gonna do now?
*Puss in Boots: Um... um... um...?
*El Breato: What's the matter? Are your eyes flashing to live before your eyes? What are you going to do run? Run away while I take over the world?! *hit his fist*
*Puss in Boots: Come on. Think! *think while get flashbacks of him as a kitten, his mother giving him boots, facing Kitty in the bar, showing off his moves, riding on a horse and swinging his hat, a wanted sign of himself, he, Shrek, Donkey, Crash and Coco singing in the bridge, he, Kitty and Perrito holding hands together, he and Tawna fighting off lab assistants at Cortex's castle, he and Tawna give money back to the villagers of the Gobi Desert, he and his friends sailing together in the Sea of Sand and he and his friends hugging together in the pits until he come up with a idea* No. I will no run away until I quit and said so.
*El Breato: What?
*Puss in Boots: We're not running away! *he and everyone run to fight the cloud demons*
*Kitty: *kill the cloud demons* Make them suffer!
*Perrito: We have to kill them all! *use a shotgun to shoot at the cloud demons*
*Tawna: *spin and shake by hitting the cloud demons* Dance through the danger, will ya?!
*El Breato: I'll make you surrender! *smash the ground*
*Puss in Boots: Holy frijoles!
*Kitty: Look out below!
*El Breato: Eh heh heh heh! *smash the barrels*
*Perrito: Man, he's so grumpy as a grandpa dog!
*Tawna: Let's make him loose! *shoot arrows at El Breato*
*El Breato: Oof oof ow ow ow! Stop it!
*Tawna: Are you done yet?
*El Breato: No! But thank you for asking before you complain! *flame breath at Tawna*
*Tawna: *dodge* He can breath fire like dragon?!
*El Breato: A genie has all the powers he can take to rule the world with his ablilites. *shoot ice beams all over the fortress*
*Puss in Boots: Get out as fast as you can!
*Kitty: Not without the cloud demons attacking the desert!
*Perrito: But what about all the people that live in the desert?
*Tawna: Our friends are calling for us!
*Puss in Boots: Right. So what do we use to get rid of the evil genie?
*Tawna: Please think before we use. *think*
*El Breato: What are you doing?
*Tawna: *see a genie lamp* Ah ha. Piece of lamp. *hold a lamp* Let me see if there's a genie inside. *rub the lamp* Nope. No genie. It's all good to use as a container. *hold the lamp* Hey El Breato. I got you a nice new home for you.
*El Breato: Stop tricking me into some sort of prank! *smash the ground*
*Tawna: Oh, you'll ask for it. *rub the lamp and begin sucking all the cloud demons into the lamp*
*Puss in Boots: Holy pizza.
*Kitty: The lamp is sucking all the cloud demons into the lamp.
*Perrito: What a plan you got there, Tawna!
*Tawna: Thank me! It's all part of my plan!
*El Breato: No! You're sucking all of my cloud demons away! I didn't asked to be sucked! *get sucked into the lamp*
*Tawna: Oh hell yeah! *see the fortress collapsing* The Gibralter Fortress is falling apart! We have to go now!
*Puss in Boots: Home to freedom!
*Kitty: Let's run out of here!
*Perrito: Last one there is a bomb!
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito run out of the fortress as the Gibraltar Fortress collapses with half of the cliff falling into the water by crushing the sharp rocks and making the sea lions and sharks swim away)
*Tawna: *she and everyone see the collpasing fortress in the water* Oh well. El Breato is out of his league. Take this lamp home with ya, ocean! *throw the lamp into the water*
*Puss in Boots: We did it! We did it! We saved the day!
*Kitty: Not just the day. The whole desert in general.
*Perrito: We actually saved the world. Just to let you know.
*Tawna: *see the villagers cheering* Oh my. You really want to thank us for all the hard work we done.
*Villager #1: Saviors, they have bow to us!
*Villager #2: We love you, fearless hunters! *he and everyone bow down to the heroes*
*Villager #3: We love your stylish moves.
*Villager #4: You show that nasty El Breato what you got.
*Tawna: El Breato is outnumbered and no more. He's taken care of for good.
*Puss in Boots: *see the dark clouds fading away* That's the beauty and spirit.
*Kitty: We gave you all your freedoms back and now, the whole desert is ours.
*Perrito: But, their home used to be theirs. Now it's gone.
*Villager #5: We are very sorry for what El Breato has done when he first came to our village.
*Villager #6: The village turn itself into a fortress when El Breato took over. Glad we fight back the fear and save all of our lives when you guys came.
*Tawna: I brought the legendary heroes from Spain. I'm from the Wumpa Islands.
*Villager #1: Oh. Nice meeting you all. Now where we are going to live.
*Tawna: I know a place where you guys have a place to live.
*Puss in Boots: *whistle as his horse show up* We're going to a whole new world.
*Kitty: Somewhere sweet, somewhere warmy.
*Perrito: You guys are going to love it there when you guys show up at Ali Baba's place.
*Villager #1: Ali Baba? We love Ali Baba! Take us to his palace, or his whole town!
*Tawna: That's what we're going. Stay together as a group!
*Puss in Boots: No cutsies.
*Kitty: Just follow our lead.
*Perrito: Time to go back to Ali Baba's city.
*Tawna: Hasta la vista, old fortress. You will be missed. Let's go. *she and everyone leave*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito lead with the villagers as they show up back at Ali Baba's town as the citizens cheer for the return of Tawna's group as Ali Baba and his people show up to embrace the heroes and celebrate with the heroes for saving the desert from El Breato and his 40 thieves)
*Ali: At glory at last! They have returned!
*Sultan: Holy noodles! Look at them save all the people!
*Morgiana: They have completed the journey and save all the people from El Breato's forces.
*Villager #1: Ali Baba, it's you! *he and his people bow down to Ali Baba*
*Ali: Thank you all and welcome to your new home. *see Tawna* Oh my. Are you some sort of cheese lady?
*Tawna: Ali, it's me. Tawna Bandicoot. Like the new dress.
*Ali: It look perfectly fine on you. I used to have harem girls like you dance on my throne room every time they show up for a performance when I'm bored on weekdays.
*Tawna: This was a disguise used to trick the badger in which we defeated.
*Puss in Boots: With all the treasure stored, there will be no more treasure being stolen by thieves all over the desert.
*Kitty: With the thieves escaping, who knew when the thieves are going to return. I hope they retire from thefrty and give up on villainy.
*Perrito: Doing bad things is not good for their mental healths.
*Ali: I would like to thank all of you fearless hunters for saving the world. You are all granted with all the gold and flying carpets in the world! *he and everyone grand them treasure and flying carpets*
*Tawna: Nice. Look like we're getting paid.
*Puss in Boots: We always get paid and always paid the citizens back.
*Kitty: Unlike at Del Mar where the governor back there is strict on our heroic actions.
*Perrito: Boy. Del Mar isn't a much protective town in all of Spain like San Tortilo.
*Tawna: Can't mess with the program. *laugh* Am I laughing in the face of Death now?
*Puss in Boots: You're not the only hero I know that faced their fears, like me.
*Kitty: So does my parents who were noble thieves decades ago.
*Ali: You guys are free to come to my palace anytime. Bring some friends with you and have some fun at the city.
*Tawna: Thanks. But we really gotta go.
*Ali: What? But, why?
*Puss in Boots: The truth is. We're on a road trip and we have to head back to where are friends are staying.
*Ali: That's understandable. Hope you guys can come back soon so we can celebrate together by eating lot of snacks and chips.
*Kitty: Where are your friends are staying at?
*Puss in Boots: The oasis.
*Morgiana: Isn't the oasis part of the Sea of Sand?
*Puss in Boots: No. That is another oasis. Ours is where the friends are camping.
*Perrito: I hope they're not gone where we would meet them over.
*Puss in Boots: Now you wanna come and join the road trip for the rest of our vacation?
*Kitty: Yes. We were going to go on vacation until the thieves showed up to invade the town, the same time when you and your bandicoot friend came.
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, I could never lose another noble warrior like you.
*Kitty: Beats me. *kiss Puss*
*Perrito: Aw, that's cute.
*Tawna: *disgust* Gross. Not in front of the kids.
*Ali: That's very adorable. Good luck out there, trying to save the world all over the planet.
*Sultan: See you later, alligators.
*Tawna: *she and her friends get on the magic carpets* We're not alligators. We're different animals!
*Sultan: That is just a phrase to impress lot of people like tigers.
*Kitty: Hope everyone get their money back and continue paying their bills while they're at it.
*Perrito: No more worrying about getting evictied from their homes for now.
*Tawna: Until the next adventure comes, we'll be ready for.
*Puss in Boots: *feel the horse* Goodbye horse. We'll miss you. Take care of yourself and stay out of trouble.
*Villager #1: See you later heroes.
*Ali: Goodbye for now!
*Morgiana: We'll miss you!
*Sultan: Come back any time soon!
*Tawna: Alright! Let's ride to the oasis!
*Puss in Boots: Von boyage! *he and his friends fly with their magic carpets out of Ali Baba's town*
*Cat Owner: *watch from the window to see Puss and his friends flying on the flying carpets* I knew these guys would be as wild as a cowboy. Yee-haw!
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito ride on their magic carpets as they fly out of Ali Baba's town and dive into the clouds on their way back to the oasis)
*Tawna: Woo! It's a whole new world!
*Puss in Boots: The oasis isn't as long as going to the Sea of Sand.
*Kitty: Your vacation spot should be there in any mile.
*Perrito: This is fun! I love these magic carpets so much!
*Tawna: It's like riding on a flying scooter if they ever build one like a hovercraft.
*Puss in Boots: The legends never die!
*Kitty: That's my Puss!
*Perrito: Team Friendship forever! Woo! *he and everyone swirl in the clouds*
(Back at the oasis, Shrek and Crash's gang are still at the camp site as the gang are fishing in the docks, trying to get the most fish they can for the trip)
*Shrek: Come on big fishie. Come to papa so I can cook you some salmon.
*Fiona: Shrek, take some time to fish. It's not a contest to see who can catch the most fish.
*Shrek: I know. I'm just focusing on the rod to see where the fish is going.
*Donkey: Bro, you haven't even catch it yet.
*Shrek: Stop calling me bro. It take some time to respond before I even press up to grand my reward.
*Fiona: It okay Shrek. It's just a fish after all.
*Shrek: I know that. *hear a sound on the rod* Oh. It's coming! *try to catch the fish with the fishing rod* Come on. Come to papa.
*Fiona: You got it Shrek. Take that fish to the surface.
*Donkey: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Make my man proud!
*Shrek: And I... *miss the fish* Darn it! It got away on me.
*Fiona: Ooh, ow. I'm so sorry. It happen sometimes.
*Shrek: Darn it. I'm never going to catch a real fish. Not even my parents were good at catching frogs in barbeques.
*Donkey: Why Shrek, why?! Why did you let your man down like that?!
*Shrek: Donkey, stop it. You're overreacting like it's the end of the universe.
*Donkey: You were going to make your man proud. *look at the bandicoots fish in the dock* But hey, look at the bandicoots doing a good job on catching some fish.
*Shrek: Huh?
*Crash: *catch a fish with a fishing rod* Ooh wee!
*Coco: You did it Crash. You catch a fish.
*Crunch: That's my man.
*Aku Aku: Well done you guys. Another fish served on the bottom.
*Crash: He he.
*Polar: Rawr!
*Pura: Ah.
*Shrek: Aw shucks. Even the bandicoots got it right.
*Fiona: They're very good at catching fish by watching where the rod is floating and make the fish grab it by the time it touches the rod.
*Donkey: Everyone can be a bandicoot if we don't stop dragging our heads to the ground.
*Shrek: I don't get it! I had my head staring at the water and I don't got it. Fishing isn't my thing, neither is having bad temper. *see some magic carpets on the way* Hmm?
*Donkey: Are those.. flying carpets?
*Tawna: *arrive with her friends at the oasis with the magic carpets* Woo hoo! Yeah!
*Puss in Boots: Ha ha ha. I can see them fishing!
*Kitty: Back to the oasis, baby.
*Perrito: That gotta be one small jungle over there for a short island.
*Shrek: Hey look! Our friends have returned from a long adventure.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: Well that was quick.
*Tawna: *she and her friends land on the sand after getting off the magic carpets* We're back in the main desert, baby.
*Puss in Boots: We have found ourselves some good treasure in return.
*Kitty: The town must be paying off the price for a reward.
*Perrito: I still got my tuna sandwich after all. *eat the whole tuna sandwich*
*Shrek: Welcome back Tawna and Puss in Boots. How the solo adventure did for you?
*Coco: Whoa, hey, what? Why are you wearing a belly dancer dress from the Nitro Tour Grand Prix?
*Tawna: Oh, it is just a disguise. I've been wearing it since last night and all morning. I thought I look like a genie in a bottle.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Crunch: That's hot. That is very hot.
*Aku Aku: Well, you can make all of this effort by performing a good dance in front of the audience.
*Tawna: You wouldn't want me to shake my hips in front of the audience, do you?
*Shrek: We're the only ones in the oasis right now. No one is watching unless they're people traveling by setting up flea markets.
*Coco: It's great seeing you again Kitty Softpaws since the shamrock search.
*Kitty: Great seeing you again, bandicoot.
*Perrito: We're in good shape again.
*Aku Aku: Hey, who is this dog? Have we ever met him before?
*Perrito: Wait a minute. Is that a floating tiki mask?
*Puss in Boots: My friends, some of you guys haven't heard of this dog right here. Meet Perrito.
*Crash: *wave* Ah ha.
*Crunch: Hi Perrito.
*Perrito: Hello, strong bandicoot.
*Shrek: We met this guy when Puss returned from Del Mar to travel to Far Far Away where we were hanging out with Queen Lillian and Artie at that time. Puss brought some friends over to hang out at the castle.
*Fiona: We know who these guys are.
*Tawna: So Perrito. I always wanted to ask you something during the quest. When we first met Kitty, where were you at that time?
*Perrito: Oh, I was back in Spain, helping Goldilocks, the bears and the green bug to run Jack Horner's Pie Shop at that time when Kitty left to find Puss around Far Far Away, but couldn't find him around the city, shops, or the bars.
*Kitty: I have manage to find the cat when he was sleeping in a desert and try to chase me and accuse me over stealing.
*Puss in Boots: I wasn't trying to accuse you over stealing. You were following me like you're stalking me!
*Kitty: I was going to pick you up for another adventure until the shamrock mission got our attention.
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, we were on a trip to restore all of magic back to the worlds for a reason why.
*Perrito: Can't mess with the magic program.
*Crash: He he.
*Donkey: Boy, you better shake all that magic to a poof of dust.
*Tawna: Well guys. How did last night did for you all?
*Coco: It went pretty well. We cooked dinner well, we sleep well and pack up well.
*Tawna: Are we really leaving now over one day of exploring the desert?
*Shrek: We're still on a road trip. We just wanted to stay one night in the oasis and hang out in more places on the next day.
*Fiona: That's how a road trip works.
*Dragon: Ah.
*Polar: Rawr!
*Pura: Aw.
*Crash: *hug Tawna* He ha ha.
*Kitty: Aw. He loves her.
*Puss in Boots: The bandicoot got a pretty girlfriend in a harem dress.
*Tawna: I won't be wearing that harem dress for a while. I'm probably going to keep it and save it for a future costume party for Halloween.
*Aku Aku: You better wash that dress. It smells like beach sand in here.
*Tawna: That's why we were exploring through sand the whole day yesterday and sailing through the Sea of Sand.
*Coco: There's a Sea of Sand?
*Crunch: I thought that place was a myth like a land full of toy blocks.
*Shrek: Friends, we better get packing. There's a whole another place to explore and catch up.
*Coco: Time to wrap up the camp site and say goodbye to the oasis.
*Crash: *pack up with everyone* He ha.
*Perrito: Are we going to leave on our own and let Puss hang out with the bandicoots and ogres for a while?
*Kitty: No. We're staying. We're gonna hang out with Puss before we departure back to Del Mar at the end of their road trip.
*Puss in Boots: You are free to join our road trip if you want.
*Tawna: With all the lands restored, we can go back to where we left off for vacation.
*Perrito: Yes! We deserve a proper vacation this time.
*Kitty: Just right.
*Fiona: Don't worry triplets. It's a whole world out there to explore.
*Farkle: Ah.
*Fergus: Eee ha ha.
*Felicia: Aw.
*Shrek: *hold the ogre triplets* I love these guys so much. One day, they are going to grow up like us.
*Puss in Boots: Like with the Three Diablos. *laugh*
*Tawna: Three Diablos? Like the Three Musketeers?
*Puss in Boots: Kind of. I used to train these kittens during my time of visiting Italy to catch up with these kittens. They must have grow up to become actual hunters by now.
*Kitty: A road trip awaits in the wild.
*Perrito: Dreams come true.
*Tawna: Never let go of your dreams.
*Crash: *hold up a peace sign* He he.
*Donkey: *see the dragon getting up* Guys, the dragon is opening up her wings. We better get packing and moving. Let's go!
*Shrek: Alright Donkey! You don't have to rush us when we're starting to pack our bags and get out.
*Crunch: It's not like we're staying in a hotel and get out to clean the room before the next guest come to stay for one night.
*Coco: Oh well, here we go again.
*Tawna: Just like that.
*Aku Aku: Ooga booga.
*Puss in Boots: There we have it ladies and gentlemen.
*Kitty: The dragon is about to stand up. Come on.
*Perrito: Last one there is a free tuna sandwich. *he and everyone hop on to the dragon*
*Donkey: Alright. Everyone is tight and ready to go.
*Coco: We didn't left nothing on the oasis, right?
*Crunch: Not at all. The place is looking clean as usual.
*Crash: He ha ha.
*Aku Aku: Ooga booga.
*Tawna: Just clean.
*Puss in Boots: It's okay. The oasis' clean and we're about to go!
*Shrek: Okay dragon! Take us all over the world now!
*Dragon: Ah. *she flies with everyone on board and the Dronkeys out of the oasis*
(Shrek and Crash's gang fly all over the clouds as they breeze in the sky as their road trip continues)
*Tawna: Woo! I can feel in the air like my hands do not care!
*Puss in Boots: I'm getting the gato spirit here!
*Kitty: Rip up some clouds.
*Perrito: That's what Team Friendship is for.
*Shrek: Ha ha ha. I love this road trip so much.
*Fiona: We got a whole bunch of places to catch up.
*Donkey: Ooh wee! I'm just getting the hang of it now!
*Felicia: Ah ha.
*Farkle: Ah.
*Fergus: Eee he he.
*Crash: Wee!
*Coco: We got a long way to travel all over the desert.
*Crunch: And more places in the world while we're at it.
*Aku Aku: The vacation never stops on this point.
*Polar: Rawr!
*Pura: Ah!
*Tawna: There's a whole world out there to explore. And that's on us!
*Puss in Boots: Never more the places we go. The more worlds we go to, the more people we would meet to make new friends.
*Tawna: You have my word.
*Puss in Boots: Word. *he and everyone put their hands in the sky while riding the dragon in the sky* Woo!
(Shrek and Crash's gang continue to ride with the dragon as they celebrate by diving in the sky for one road trip)
THE END
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