Somawgewaen Gloom Slug

The galaxy is full of hideous creatures. Flying , and even . But they're nothing... nothing compared to a Somawgewaen Gloom Slug (feel free to knock yourself out on pronouncing that). You may ask questions like "what is a Soymawgreeden Gloom Slug?", "where can I find one?" and "why is it so terrible?".
To lay to rest all of your questions, we'll give you two words: THEY'RE FATASSES. Seriously. They can literally eat ANYTHING you can throw at them. Rocks? They're like those crunchy grains you find in your meal. Dirt? Chocolate icing. People? Crunchy, blood-flavored gummy bears. They've even eaten guns and electronics!
Despite their voracious appetites and bestial appearance, they're actually capable of speech; they're just usually far too busy stuffing their faces to care. Atop of that, they can only speak Somawgewaen... which is a language completely comprised of farts and zeberts. The best chance you have against one of these fat bastards is hope that you ate that can of beans you were offered last night. If you did do that or just happen to have a bad case of gas, you're probably good. Unless you zerbert your underleg.... don't do that. Bad things happen. Trust us, we've tried.
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