What's a Pilot?

What's a Pilot?,is the pilot episode of The Patrick Show. The plot is,that while on vacation with SpongeBob,Patrick falls down a pit,and meets some new friends.
==Transcript==
(Theme Song)
(Title Card)
SpongeBob: Isn't this nice,Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah! I love va...how do ya say it again?
SpongeBob: Vaca.....I don't remember.
Patrick: Luxury guy,how do you say the word,again?
Luxury Guy: Look it up!
Patrick: Will Mr. Washington change your mind?
(Patrick gives the luxury guy a paper clip.)
Luxury Guy: Nope.
Patrick: Aww.
SpongeBob: Patrick! Your lucky paper clip!!
(Patrick's Paper Clip rolls into a giant penny,and he dives for it.
SpongeBob: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait for me!!!
(The pit caves in,and SpongeBob is left all alone.)
Patrick: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Aww,man. To dig up these rocks,i'll need 5 dollars! Mr. Krabs only gives me a penny a month.
Patrick: Ooof. Did I just crush a bug?
Mugget: No!! Just me.
Patrick: Oh. You make a nice pillow.
Mugget: Get off!
Mugget: Oh,your new. Steve,we got a newcomer.
Stevent: I prefer you to call me Mayor Stevent.
Patrick: Hi,Mr. Gapaalsjdufryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryud6ts6drf5aq3qw3!!
Cap: BZZT!!
Patrick: A jellyfish!
(Patrick gets out his jellyfishing net,aand catches Cap.)
Cap: Get off me,Groundhoggy!!
Patrick: Wut?
Cap: Ya got an idiot here,Steve.
Stevent: MAYOR STEVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Steve.
Charline: Calm down,Mr. Steve.
Stevent: I hate you all.
Charline: Hello. What's your name.
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,forks?
Charline: Hello,Mr. Forks.
Mugget: He aint Forks,it says on his underwear,Patrick Star.
Charline: Hi,Mr. Underwear Patrick Star.
Patrick: Have you seen my paper clip?
Charline: No,but...
(Patrick jumps in Cap's Rocket Boat)
Cap: GAH! What is that idiot doin' in my ship!!
Mugget: Can I punch him when you get him out of here?
Stevent: Yep.
Charline: Wouldn't that be mean,Mr. Steve?
Stevent: I'm gonna go home.
Patrick: Okay. Clearly this button that says destoy the world torpedos really means....TACOS!!!
(Patrick presses a button and the ship went crazy.)
Cap: That idiot!! Don't ya agree.
Freddie: Hmph!!!!!!!!
Cap: That's what me said!!!!!
Charline: Grandma Momomo. The world is gonna be destroyed. And I don't have my favorite sweater!!
Patrick: Yay!!! I like these fireworks.
Cap: Those ain't fireworks!! Those are torpeedees.
Mugget: THAT IDIOT!
Freddie: HMM!!!
Stevent: What is going on?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: It must be the 4th of Junely.
Mugget: JULY,ya idiot!!
Patrick: Thanks!
Charline: This doesn't look pleasant.
Stevent: PLEASANT!!!!!!!!! This is madness.
Cap: Turn it off,idiot.
Patrick: Maybe this button will do it!!
(The ship crashes into the ground.)
Charline: Thank goodness.
Mugget: That was almost bad,Steve.
Stevent: MAYOR STEVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Ooo!!! Look at this rock. I CALL IT!!
(Patrick cannonballs inside the rock.)
Lady Starfish: GAH!! Get out!!!!!!!!!!
(Lady Starfish kicks out Patrick.)
Patrick: Ow.
Mugget: A rock?! Those cost a fortune. Yar gonna have to work for it.
Cap: A FORTUNE!!! He's working for me!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Derp.
(Patrick is sucking his thumb.)
Cap: Ya want that rock,ya gotta earn it. At the Rusty Patty of course. I'll give ya 2 hours of vacation and a penny paycheck. And somewhere to stay.
Patrick: Yay!!! Do I get fireworks too?
Road Runner: Meep-Meep.
Patrick: That's my ride!!
Cap: Ya start tomorrow boy-o.
Charline: I like him.
Mugget: Cap,you realize that he could be a TERRIBLE cook right?
Freddie: Hmph.
Cap: What he said.
(The Road Runner takes Patrick to a Banana house.)
Patrick: Hey,Pizza Delivery Guy. Gimme a dozen dopenuts.
Road Runner: Meep-Meep.
(The Road Runner runs away.)
Patrick: Derp.
Patrick jumps in his house.
French Narrator: Ze end.
(Patrick then sneaks out of bed,and gets in cap's ship.)
Patrick: FIREWORKS!!!
(Patrick turns on the torpedoes.)
Cap: BOY-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Episode Ends)
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