Big Mighty Happy Time Fun Fun Tower

The Big Mighty Happy Time Fun Fun Tower is a tower monument dedicated to Hungry Kim Jong-un. It is located in Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land, Jong-un's floating city in the mountains of East Asia. Kim Jong-un decided to build the tower one day so he could stand at the top and peer over his 5 km2 city. He also built it to house the city's only McDonald's on the bottom floor, which is one of the finest in the UnWorld. Construction started in 1999, and ended in 2003. The project costed a total of OVER 9000 Jong-Un Dollars.The tower stands over 170 metres high and a fake torch is at the top so airplanes don't run into it. The tower's basic design is almost identical to that of Orthanc, which led to Gandalf suing Jong-Un the instant the tower opened. The BMHTFFT is a popular tourist attraction, but its main purpose is the McDonald's and Jong-Un's personal supply of fattening foods, primarily cake. The tower marks the centre of Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land, and is right in front of Hungry Kim Jong-un's mansion. The Big Mighty Happy Time Fun Fun Tower is sometimes refered to as the Juche Tower, although this is rare. For some reason, you can only go up if you are Kim, someone who works for Kim, or if you are a maintainence person. Even if you dress up as any of those guys, the security still won't let you in, because the system is not as stupid as some extraterrestrials or other Unworld citizens think it is.
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