Shelley Marsh

:In this Spanish name, the first or paternal surname is Marsh and the second or maternal family name is Cárdenas.
Shelley Marsh Cárdenas (born 1932) is a Cuban dissident who is currently in exile in South Park since the 1980s after fleeing the Horaki Regime via the Mariel boatlift. During the 1962 Cigar Crisis, she was labeled a "counterrevolutionary" by the Cuban Communist Party and thus was considered an enemy of the state, due to her affiliation with the Bush Family, one of which was Geroge H. W. Bush the father of one of the UnMarioWiki Mascots, George W. Bush.
Marsh was the driving force behind the creation of both Radio Free Cuba and the Anti Horaki League. She was appointed chairman of the advisory panel under the recommendation of then U.S. President Ronald Reagan, due to her being one of the few Cuban Exiles to pose a formidable threat to the rule of the UnOffical Cuban UnMario Mascots who still continue to rule Cuba to this day.
In 1998, The New York Times published several articles on Marsh's relationship with Former President Fulgencio Batista, after a string of controversial statements by the leader of the American Nazi Party, Eric Cartman alleging that she paid over $5000 to cover the expenses of a demolition operation in Johannesburg that was being conducted by the ANC against the Apartheid Regime. According to Cartman, in 1989, Marsh also financed Hitler's clone's escape from a prison of maximum security in Scotland, where he was imprisoned for being the mastermind behind the Lockerbie bombing that resulted in the death of all 259 people onboard that flight.
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