Reuniting with Ralph/Mushu's Escape from Discord's Kitchen

(Meanwhile, at the beach side of his castle, Ralph played the song Merida sang to him on his ocarina. Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx were nearby as he played it happily. After he finished, he spoke up to the three)
Ralph: I still can't get her voice out of my head. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find that girl. Where is she?
Sparx: Probably home eating lunch.
Spyro: Ralph, we believe you on the mystery girl's existence, and you know that, but these things just take time.
Cynder: Spyro's right. Maybe she'll return eventually and get the courage to tell you about herself and her love for you.
Ralph: (Grinning softly) Yeah, I guess you're right.
(Meanwhile, on another part of the shore, Merida's group washed up while the boys looked exhausted. Merida began opening her eyes as she groaned mutely. She then noticed something: She had legs. She smiled at the sight of her legs. Suddenly, they heard the Eds call out to them)
Eds: Hi, Merida, guys!
(The Eds landed on Merida's leg, not noticing her legs)
Bubbles: Eds, glad to see you.
(Ed then looked at Merida while Double D and Eddy finally noticed Merida's legs)
Eddy: Ed?
Double D: Guess what's different about Merida.
Ed: (To Double D and Eddy happily) I love guessing games! (To Merida) Hmmm, something's different about you. Oh wait, don't tell me. Uh, you got a new look with your hair and you were using that dinglehopper?
(Merida smiled, shaking her head)
Eddy: Try again.
Ed: Hmmm, no? Okay, let's see.... You got new seashells.
(Once more, she shook her head)
Double D: Wrong again.
Ed: Nope? There's gotta be something new....
(Unknown to Ed, Double D and Eddy were pointing at Merida's legs)
Ed: I can't put my finger on it.... Maybe I could....
Mushu: She's got legs, you lumphead! She gave her voice to the sea witch, Sedusa, and got legs! Geez!
Ed: Oh, so that's it.
Ace: Yeah, and you know what else?
Blossom: She's gonna be a human if successful.
Buttercup: Merida has to get the good-hearted video game villain to fall in love with her and then kiss him.
(Merida tried getting up, but she toppled over in the water and then helped up by Utonium)
Mushu: And she's only got three days!
Elinor: Three days!
(The Eds noticed Elinor)
Double D: Queen Elinor?
Ed: Are you visiting us finally?
Elinor: No! I mean, look at her! She has to move on legs now! This is terrible! What can we do to fix this?!
Mushu: Why not just help her win that guy's heart?
Elinor: That's easy for you to say!
(As she spoke next, Elinor was about to swim back into the ocean)
Elinor: I should go back to the palace right now and explain everything this instant.
(But Merida stopped her by grabbing her in concern)
Elinor: (Notices Merida shaking her head no desperately) And don't give me that look! Look, we have a lot of time. All we have to do is go back to Sedusa's lair, get your voice back, call the whole thing off, you can go home to be with the normal fish and just be....
Mushu: You're highness?
Elinor: What?!
(Elinor then noticed from Mushu pointing it out; A sad look on the Scottish mermaid's eyes. He knew what emotion Merida has as the queen sighed)
Elinor: Just be miserable for the rest of your life.
Utonium: So, come on, Elinor. Find it in your heart to help your daughter be happy.
(Elinor looked at him in silence calmly)
Elinor: Well....
Snake: And you ssssssaid you owe Merida an apology, right?
(Merida nods silently in agreement to what Snake said. Grubber then blew a series of raspberries at Elinor)
Elinor: What did Grubber say, Ace?
Ace: He said "And fix her collection you destroyed."
(Grubber nods. After a short pause, Elinor sighed in defeat softly and gave in calmly)
Elinor: Oh, all right. I'll help you find that man.
(Merida then happily gave Elinor a hug, much to her calm surprise)
Elinor: Wow, one minute you were like "I hate you," to me and now....
(Merida stopped hugging Elinor and nods sadly, now feeling guilty for those hurtful words earlier for the first time. Then she did sign language to her. Arturo recognized the sign language, and the group already knew he can easily translate sign language)
Arturo: (Recognizing those movements) Merida says "I know I said that. But after this is over, you can apologize for doubting my dreams, and fix my collection."
(Elinor looked at Merida in calm surprise. Merida nods at what Arturo translated. Then Elinor frowned softly and gave in)
Elinor: Alright! Fine! I'll fix your treasures after this is over as a token of apology to you!
(Merida happily hugs Elinor again and then stopped)
Elinor: And if you are to meet up with him again, let me come with.
(Merida got confused)
Billy: Duh, how are you gonna go with Merida?
Elinor: Even though I forgot my trident back home when all of this happened, I do, however, have a little magic that can work on myself only.
(She went onto the shore and concentrated her magic on herself. After a bubble appeared over her and glowed, it popped, revealing Elinor in her human form now. Impressed, Merida's group and even Merida nods in agreement)
Brick: Awesome!
Blossom: Now you can accompany Merida on meeting her dream boy!
Utonium: My sentiments exactly.
Elinor: Yes, but.... Merida and I need clothes.
(Realizing, the group understood. Then, the Eds flew to a chest after noticing it, opening it as Double D took some cloths out)
Double D: Now, if you and the queen wanna act like humans, you gotta dress like humans. Now, let me see here....
(Meanwhile, Ralph and the dragons were walking along the shore with Sparx flying next to them until Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx sensed something. The three then got calmly excited)
Ralph: What is it, guys?
(The three pointed along the shore as they charged off)
Ralph: (Running after them) Hey, come back here!
(Back with Merida's group, the group smiled at Merida and Elinor's new clothing, looking like two people from a shipwreck)
Eddy: Whoo, looking good, girls!
Elinor: Well, like Merida and I asked, dress us up like shipwrecked girls.
(Merida nods in agreement. Suddenly, they noticed Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx running up in excitement. The others hid, leaving only Mushu, who turned himself into a legged dragon, with Merida and Elinor. Then, after Mushu quickly hid in Merida's pocket, Sparx and the dragons arrived as they happily began chasing Merida and Elinor up a nearby rock. Just then, Ralph came as he noticed the two Scottish females)
Ralph: Guys!
(He then looked at Merida and Elinor as he calmed Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx down)
Ralph: Oh, hi. I'm sorry, are you okay? I'm sorry if these three scared you. They're harmless at times.
(They looked at each other as he neared them)
Elinor: Well, I can understand that....
Ralph: Do I know you? And have we met?
Elinor: No, I can honestly....
Ralph: I meant her. Sorry.
(Realizing, Elinor apologized)
Elinor: (Realizing) Oh! I apologize.
Ralph: Anyway, have we?
(Merida nodded to him)
Ralph: (Hopefully) Really?
(Merida nodded again while smiling, making Ralph excited and Elinor looking on hopefully)
Ralph: Oh my gosh! Then you are the one I was looking for! Who are you? What's your name?
(The young Scottish girl tried speaking, but couldn't due to her trading her voice)
Ralph: What's the matter?
(Realizing, Elinor answered for Merida)
Elinor: I'm sorry. But my daughter here....
Ralph: (Finishing for her) Can't speak, huh? (Looks disappointed) So.... You aren't the one.
(Merida, Elinor, Sparx, and the dragons frowned, then Merida brightened up a bit, trying to do charades)
Ralph: What's wrong? Are you hurt? You need help...?
(Just then, she slipped off the rock with Ralph catching her and Elinor climbing down in calm concern)
Ralph: (To Merida) Whoa, careful! (To Elinor) Are you both shipwrecked here?
Elinor: Yes. Our ship sank last night and well, we have nowhere to go to for a while.
(Falling for the lie, Ralph felt sorry for the two)
Ralph: I guess you must have been through everything, huh? If that's the case, I guess I could help. Follow me.
Elinor: To where?
Ralph: My castle. It's nice, but it's home.
(He then asked another question)
Ralph: Anyway, why can't your daughter speak?
Elinor: Actually, when we shipwrecked, she lost her voice.
Ralph: (To Merida in sympathy) Really?
(Merida nods)
Ralph: Ah, that explains it, then. But not to worry, I'm sure in a few days, your voice will return.
(He changed the subject)
Ralph: Anyway, where are you from?
Elinor: Oh, we're from a royal family in Scotland.
Ralph: (Surprised at first) Scotland? Royal family? (Happily) Wow! A queen and her princess.
(He then asked again)
Ralph: And I still didn't get your names.
Elinor: My name is Elinor.
Ralph: Elinor? Just like the queen of Enchantica, right?
Elinor: Er, yes. My daughter is named Merida.
Ralph: Merida?
(Merida nods)
Ralph: Merida. That's a pretty name. Okay, Merida and Elinor, let's go to my castle.
Elinor: Okay.
(With that, Ralph headed off with Merida, with Mushu in her pocket, Elinor, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx following. All the while the others, watching from their hiding place, smiled as they saw them leaving with Ralph to the castle. Later, in a castle's bathroom, Merida was playing with a bubble in a huge tub being washed up. Even Elinor was enjoying it. Then, seven girls and a dog came in. The first girl is a unicorn-like human with lavender skin, violet eyes, dark indigo hair with pink and purple streaks, and wearing a light blue short-sleeved shirt with a pink bowtie, a purple skirt with a pink star and five white stars, and purple and pink legwarmers with black dress shoes. Her name is Twilight Sparkle, the leader of the Mane Seven. The second girl is a pegasus-like human with sky-blue skin, magenta eyes, rainbow colored hair with bangs hanging in the right side of her face, and wearing a blue short-sleeved button up shirt, a white short-sleeved shirt with a rainbow lightning bolt on it, a tight fitting black biker shorts underneath a pink and white skirt, rainbow colored bracelets, matching knee socks, and light blue and white converse shoes. Her name is Rainbow Dash, the competitive member of the Mane Seven. The third girl is a second unicorn-like human with pure white skin, dark blue eyes, royal purple hair which is combed in wavy curls most of the time, a Mid-Atlantic accent, and wearing a short-sleeved pale blue shirt, two gold bracelets, a lilac skirt with blue and violet accents and three cyan diamonds on it, a blue triple-diamond barette, a violet designer belt and lilac boots with cyan diamonds on them. Her name is Rarity, the beauty queen of the Mane Seven. The fourth girl is a another pegasus-like human with ivory yellow skin, teal eyes, and light pink hair, which was held in a butterfly hair clip, wearing a white tanktop, a grass-green skirt with three white and pink butterflies on it, a pink skirt lace with white polka dots, matching knee-high socks, and grass-green boots with white frills on them. Her name is Fluttershy, the shy voice of reason of the Mane Seven. The fifth girl is an earth pony-like human with pale pink skin, light blue eyes, curly magenta hair, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with a pink heart on it, a blue long-sleeved jacket, two matching bracelets, a pink skirt with two blue balloons and a yellow balloon on it, and blue boots with pink bows on them. Her name is Pinkie Pie, the hyperactive member of the Mane Seven. The sixth girl is another earth pony-like human with a brown cowboy hat, tan skin with white freckles on her face, green eyes, tied up blonde hair, a Southern-accent, and wearing a white and green short-sleeved shirt, a brown belt with a red apple, a blue denim miniskirt with two pockets and a light blue skirt lace, and brown boots with three apples on each of them. Her name is Applejack, the tomboy of the Mane Seven. And the seventh and last girl is a third unicorn-like human with light amber skin, cyan eyes, red hair with yellow streaks, and wearing a magenta sleeveless shirt with red and yellow sun on it and a black halterneck strap on her neck, and orange skirt with a yellow stripe and a purple stripe on it, and black boots with magenta flame markings on them. Her name is Sunset Shimmer, the Mane Seven's best friend. And the dog is purple furred with green spots. He is Spike, Twilight Sparkle's assistant and another best friend of the Mane Seven)
Rarity: Poor girls, you must have been through a bad time.
Elinor: Yeah, but regardless, we're getting cleaned and prim and propered up. Right, Merida?
(Merida nods happily in agreement)
Pinkie Pie: Goody! We will have you feeling better in no time.
(Rainbow Dash then picked up the rags and looked at them in a flabbergasted way)
Rainbow Dash: Uh, we'll just have these washed for you both.
(Later, the rags was tossed into a huge wooden tub full of soapy water. Mushu poked his head out of the rag pocket, only to poke it back in as a washer washed it)
Washer 1: Did you see that girl and her mother that came here with Ralph this afternoon?
Washer 2: Well, a friend told me....
(Then, she washed the rags. Under the water, Mushu was panicking underwater. He was then taken out of the water and burped as the second washer continued)
Washer 2: Those girls washed up onto shore in rags. Also, the daughter can't talk!
(Just then, the tiny dragon jumped out of the pocket, and through the window. But he then gasped and yelped at the dead fish being cooked, fried, grilled, and baked. What shocked the dragon most were dead cooked crabs. He then fainted to the ground. In the dining room, Ralph looked out into the sea with a happy sigh while Felix looked at him)
Felix: Be reasonable, Ralph. Girls do not swim around and save sailors in the middle of the ocean. That only happens in fairy tales. And they don't disappear like magic either.
Ralph: She's real, Felix. I know it! (Looks at him) I'll find her and when I do, I'm going to marry her.
Fluttershy: (Voice-over) Go on in, and don't be shy.
(They turned and saw Merida and Elinor, dressed in evening dresses. Merida's was sky blue with yellow rims and Elinor's was green with gold rims. Ralph smiled lovingly at Merida)
Felix: Wow, she looks beautiful!
Ralph: Well.... You look wonderful tonight, Merida. (To Elinor) And you look nice, too, Elinor.
Elinor: (Flattered) Well, thank you.
Felix: Here, I'll help you to your chairs.
(The fixer pulled out a chair for Merida and then Elinor, then they sat down and grinned)
Felix: You look happy. It's not often that we have visitors, right Ralph?
Ralph: Indeed.
(Merida then noticed the fork, thinking it was a dinglehopper. She then took it and was about to brush when everyone and Elinor gave her an odd look, then she sheepishly put it down)
Elinor: (Whispering) Merida, that's not for hair.
(Merida then noticed a butler about to light up a pipe. He then noticed Merida pointing to the pipe)
Elinor: I think she wants to see it.
Butler: This?
(He then shrugged as he gave it to Merida)
Butler: But it's rather nice, huh...?
(But he was interrupted when Merida, thinking it was a snarfblat, blew on it, sending the contents into his face. The others laughed while the butler frowned)
Felix: (Chuckling) Oh my lamb, that was hilarious!
Ralph: Gee, sorry about that, sir.
(He smiled a bit sheepishly)
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, this is the first time I've seen Ralph smile like that in weeks.
Butler: (Cleaning himself) Very funny!
Felix: So tell us, what's for dinner, girls?
Applejack: Oh, it's going to be lovely.
Spike: Discord's making his specialty: Stuffed crab! Isn't it...?
Elinor: (Surprised) Stuffed crab?
(They looked at her while Merida ushered her silently to not overreact. Realizing, Elinor composed herself)
Elinor: Not a fan of seafood.
Felix: Really?
Ralph: Why?
Elinor: I'm afraid I'm a vegetarian.
(Understanding, Ralph spoke up with a soft smile)
Ralph: Ah, okay. If you like, I'll give your crab to Spyro and Cynder instead. And besides, I don't eat seafood, either.
(Merida and Elinor got calmly surprised)
Elinor: (Calmly surprised) Wow.... You never eaten seafood?
Ralph: Nope.
Felix: He loves sealife. And to him, eating fish is actually barbaric to sealife, as well as his love for sealife.
Elinor: Really?
(Ralph nods)
Ralph: You see, years ago when I was little, I was walking around the docks when I saw a poor dolphin stuck in a fishing net. And next to the dolphin was a strange-looking woman that looked like you, Elinor. And she was holding a baby fish-like girl in her arms. I felt sorry for the dolphin, so I took a knife, and cut the netting off of it, freeing the poor mammal. The dolphin then chirped a "thank you" to me happily, and then dove under after I said "you're welcome." Then the mysterious woman and her baby vanished into the water as well. And it changed my entire life on sealife since. Became a lover on it and that's what inspired me to become a sailor who enjoys the sea.
(Impressed by his story, Merida smiled softly at Ralph. Even Elinor, after realizing something secretly, became interested and impressed as well)
Elinor: That was the most incredible story Merida and I ever heard.
(Merida nods in agreement with a soft smile. Then Ralph changed the subject)
Ralph: Anyway, regardless, that dolphin was free.
Elinor: (Nods in agreement) Indeed. And I guess Spyro and Cynder can enjoy what is supposed to be my stuffed crab. And do they...?
Ralph: They love sealife, but sometimes love to eat fish and crabs.
(Elinor smiles softly and nods in an understanding way)
Elinor: So I can tell....
(She smiled softly at Merida)
Elinor: (Mouthing secretly) He is very nice.
(Merida nods with a smile. Back in the kitchen, Mushu awoke as he heard someone humming, then singing while preparing a meal. He is a gray and white skinned dragon with dark gray horns, a white goatee, yellow eyes, and red pupils. His body parts were also combined with different animals like a chimera. He is Discord, the God of Chaos)
Discord: Nouvelle cuisine
Les Champes Elysses
Maurice Chevalier
(He then cleared his throat)
Discord: Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop
(On the next three chops, Mushu quietly gasped while cringing)
Discord: And to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish
(Mushu looked like he was about to throw up)
Discord: Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the cleaver I hack them in two
(Mushu was then face to face with the face of a dead fish. He made a silly face, wanting to scream)
Discord: I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don't you?
(Mushu quickly hid under a lettuce leaf, kneeling down)
Discord: Here's something for tempting the palate
(Mushu then began crawling under the leaf)
Discord: Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
(On "pound", he pounded the fish with a mallet while Mushu got sent up in the air)
Discord: Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
(On "slash," "belly," and "slice," Mushu cringed even harder as he crouched to look like a regular crab)
Discord: Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice
(He walked over to the cabinet and picked up the lettuce leaf, then found Mushu underneath)
Discord: Zut alors, I have missed one!
(He then picked the tiny dragon up)
Discord: Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little old crab?
Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce
(He tossed Mushu into a bowl full of sauce)
Discord: Now some flour, I think
Just a dab
(He then tossed some flour onto Mushu, turning the tiny dragon white and making him sneeze a bit)
Discord: Now I stuff you with bread
(He then stuffed the tiny dragon with some bread)
Discord: It don't hurt 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
(On "are," Mushu spat out the bread)
Discord: 'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir
(He then tossed Mushu into the pot. But when he almost landed in the water, the flour on him was gone and hopped back onto the counter. Discord noticed, then picked him up)
Discord: What's this?
(Mushu then bit his nose really hard as he yelled in pain. Then, he jumped away as Discord gave chase. Just then, he jumped away from the God of Chaos chef with a frying pan. Cornered at a cabinet stand, Mushu got concerned as Discord charged at him, looking angry and then lunged at him with a butcher knife. Back in the dining room, the group, with Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx now present, heard a noise as the Mane Seven and Spike spoke)
Spike: Uh, we'll go see if Discord needs any help.
Fluttershy: I bet he's having hard trouble.
Mane Seven: Yeah.
(They rush to the kitchen. Back in the kitchen, it was a complete mess as the God of Chaos chef searched frantically while Spike and the Mane Seven came in)
Discord: Come out and fight like a man!
Spike and Mane Seven: DISCORD!!
(Discord yelped in surprise and turned to them, and then got embarrassed)
Sunset Shimmer: What are you doing making a mess?!
(Discord explained nervously)
Discord: (Nervously) Well, you see, it was those things that....
(Twilight Sparkle then picked up a tray full of covered plates, and scoffed it off as she, Spike, and the Mane Seven headed back to the dining room. Back inside, Felix began speaking)
Felix: You know, perhaps our Scottish guests would enjoy seeing some of the sights around here. Something in the way of a tour?
(Ralph, however, was paying attention to Merida, but then looked at Felix in confusion)
Ralph: Huh?
(Just then, Spike and the Mane Seven came back and placed the plates, which were covered, each in front of everyone)
Felix: You can't spend all your time moping about, you need to get out. Do something, have a life. (Lifts the cover without looking) Get your mind off of....
(Just then, Mushu was revealed, and only Merida and Elinor noticed)
Ralph: Okay, will you relax? I get it.
(Unknown to them, Merida and Elinor ushered Mushu to come to them and signaled him to hide in Merida's dress pocket, then Mushu ran across the table unnoticed)
Ralph: Still, it sounds like a nice idea.
(Then, Mushu jumped in Merida's dress pocket as Merida and Elinor turned to Ralph)
Ralph: So, what do you say? Would you like to join me tomorrow in the tour of the kingdom?
(Merida and Elinor nodded)
Elinor: (To Ralph) That sounds fine to me. (To Merida) Like to do that?
(Merida nods happily)
Felix: Sweet! Now, let's eat before this crab wanders off my plate.
(He then placed his fork down on the plate, noticing the crab is gone. He turned and saw Spyro and Cynder eating it and Elinor's crab. Felix gave a flat glare and then shrugged)
Felix: Oh, well. I guess I'll enjoy the lettuce only.
(Later that night, Merida and Elinor, who are in nightgowns, watched from the balcony window as Ralph played with Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx)
Ralph: Come here, guys!
(Ralph then noticed Merida and Elinor and waved to them. Merida looked embarrassed, but waved back along with Elinor and both went back inside the room. Inside, Merida got into a huge bed while Mushu spoke up)
Mushu: This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my young life.
(The tiny dragon brushed the lettuce off himself while Merida patted his head. He then glared at the girl)
Mushu: I hope you appreciate what I go through for you, young lady!
Elinor: Don't be hard on her. Even though we are aware that certain seafood is bad, but regardless....
Mushu: (Confused) You're highness? I thought you would agree with me on this? What changed you suddenly?
Elinor: (Sighs) Ralph's childhood memory.
(Merida nods in agreement. Later, all was explained)
Mushu: Wow, I had no idea. But the woman in the sea was...?
Elinor: Me. And that baby with her was Merida.
(Merida got puzzled and Elinor looked at Merida guiltily)
Elinor: If I'd known that it was him, I would've called out my thanks to him too. And those things I said about him in the grotto. I take it all back now.
(Merida smiled smugly a bit, but Elinor chuckled a bit)
Elinor: (Chuckling lightly) I know. I deserve it.
(She and Mushu changed the subject as Merida tucked herself in bed)
Elinor: Now, we got to make a plan to get Ralph to kiss you.
Mushu: That's right. Tomorrow, when he takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best. You gotta bat your eyes (Bats his eyes) like this.
(He then started to pucker up in the demonstration)
Mushu: Then you gotta pucker up your lips, like this.
(He and Elinor then saw Merida falling asleep as they sighed, smiling softly)
Mushu: You're a hopeless child. You know that? Completely hopeless....
Elinor: Sleep tight.
(Elinor then blew the candle out and fell asleep with Merida. Merida noticed and smiled softly. Then with that while Mushu slept in a cupboard, mother and daughter went to sleep together. Back at the palace in Enchantica, Fergus was sitting on the throne sadly as the seahorse came up to him)
Fergus: Did you find them?
Seahorse: Afraid not, sire. We've looked everywhere, but it seems like your daughter, wife, and Mushu have disappeared.
Fergus: Well, keep searching. Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored. Let no one sleep until they are found.
Seahorse: (Bowing) Yes, you're majesty.
(With that, he left. Fergus only sighed sadly as he sat on the throne, very lonely)
Fergus: Merida, Elinor, Mushu. Wherever you are, be safe....
(He sighed sadly again as everything went black)
Coming up: Ralph gives Merida and Elinor a fun tour of the kingdom and not only are Merida and Elinor growing even more close in a mother/daughter bond, but also Ralph and Merida have begun to fall in love and Elinor has grown warm to humans and the surface.
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