Clueless: A Paints McSpectrum Mystery

Clueless: A Paints McSpectrum Mystery is two hundred and ninety-ninth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical. It is a sequel to Episode 21, Murder on the Picturesque Express, and features guest Scott Aukerman. Elderly private detective Paints McSpectrum must bring all his crime-solving skills to bear when a mysterious dinner party is disrupted by murder most foul.
== Episode Description ==
I aaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm thrilled to announce the return of the incredible Scott Aukerman AND the legendary Paints McSpectrum in his second Off Book caper, Clueless! This rare Off Book sequel has murder, thumbs, a bunch of Jeffs, and of course a long discussion about how big canapés should be. 299 never felt so fine! Official Episode Description
== Musical Cast ==
=== Scott Aukerman ===
* Paints McSpectrum 
* Big String
* Jeffery Pistol
* Jeffery "Teen" Guillotine
=== Jessica McKenna ===
* Hillary Hill, millennial daughter of Mr. Hill
* Jeffery Poison, lover of hoisin
* Jeffery Toaster-in-the-Tub
=== Zach Reino ===
* Reginald, butler at Hill Manor
* Zsa Zsa More More
* Wallace Shawn
* Paul "Paulie" Rudd, ex-stepbrother of Hillary Hill
* Jeffery Knives/Odin/Loki
* Jeffery "Jeff" Murders
* Detective Benoit/Actor Daniel Craig
== Songs ==
* "(I Am) Paints McSpectrum (Private Detective)" (4:00)
* "More More More (Zsa Zsa More More)" (11:00)
* "Paul Rudd's Lament" (20:00)
* "Who Us? (The Jefferys)" (24:00)
* "Canapé Grande" (33:00)
* "Clueless (Finale)" (48:00)
Closing Song: 
* "Nicole Minor, Coal Miner" (57:00)
== Alternatives to Canapés ==
* Bagel-sized bruschetta (too big)
* Avocado toast (too big)
* Small pepper filled with hummus (too big)
* Canapé (much too small) 
* Shreds of bologna with a side of dunkin' dijon (too gross)
== Reasons the Jefferys Have Sore Thumbs ==
* Playing Breath of the Wild 2: Tears of the Kingdom non-stop (Jeffery Murders)
* Texting his friends about Zelda: Breath of the Wild sequel, Tears of the Kingdom (Jeffery Pistol)
* Squeezing a bottle of hoisin (Jeffery Poison) 
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
Category:Episodes
Category:Scott Aukerman
Category:Paints McSpectrum