Minecraft 2.0: The Nostalgia Update

This is fanon: a "fake" update made by the community for fun!
The Nostalgia Update is an update made by Mojang released on May 13, 2109 to celebrate the 100th year of Minecraft. It adds a menu to select the version the player wants to play on, along with functionality for many mods from 1.0-1.19.
==Versions Added==
Note: Every single version from rd-132211 until 1.15 is 99% real. The dates are somewhat accurate, the additions are most likely real (EnderPush makes mistakes), and all the names are correct.
===Pre-Classic===
Version 	Date released	Why was it added?
rd-132211 	May 13, 2009 	First version of Minecraft, other than "Cave game tech test".
rd-20090515	May 14, 2009 	Terrain generation is more natural.
Game is renamed from "Cave Game" to "Minecraft: Order of the Stone.
mc-161607 	May 16, 2009 	Two new blocks were added.
===Classic===
Version 	Date released	Why was it added?
0.0.2a 	May 16, 2009 	First version of Classic.
0.0.12a 	May 20, 2009 	Render distance and pause menu added.
0.0.13a 	May 22, 2009 	"Huge" level size.
Game ratio is 16:9, instead of 4:3.
0.0.14a 	May 28, 2009 	Seven new blocks.
0.0.14a_03 	May 28, 2009 	Placing inside liquids is back.
0.0.15a 	May 31, 2009 	First version to include multiplayer.
Four blocks' texture changed.
0.0.19a 	June 20, 2009	Two new blocks and hotbar added.
0.0.20a 	June 20, 2009	Two new blocks and four new plants added.
One new block is "Cloth", an old version of wool that has 16 colors.
0.0.23a 	July 11, 2009	Customized controls are added.
0.24 SURVIVAL_TEST	Sep. 1, 2009 	Survival mode.
0.25 SURVIVAL TEST	Sep. 3, 2009 	Save and load files. Player spawns with 20 arrows.
0.26 SURVIVAL TEST	Oct. 24, 2009	Spiders and rain.
0.28 	Oct. 27, 2009	Obsidian and block outlines.
0.30 Survival 	Nov. 10, 2009	Fast generation, hitting an active TNT block drops it.
0.30 Creative 	Nov. 10, 2009	Fast generation.
===Indev​​​​​===
Indev 20100223 - February 23, 2010
Version 	Date released	Why was it added?
0.31 20091223-1	Dec. 23, 2009	Added lighting.
0.31 20091223-2	Dec. 23, 2009	Added torches. Leaves produce shadows.
0.31 20091231-1	Dec. 31, 2009	Player statistics added in inventory screen.
0.31 20100106 	Jan. 6, 2010 	World generation options.
0.31 20100107 	Jan. 7, 2010 	"Hell" (Nether-like) world generation option.
0.31 20100109 	Jan. 9, 2010 	Fire!
0.31 20100111-2	Jan. 11, 2010	Fullscreen mode.
0.31 20100113 	Jan. 13, 2010	Water is now finite. Oceans have infinite water.
0.31 20100122 	Jan. 22, 2010	Bows. Caves are less flooded.
0.31 20100124 	Jan. 24, 2010	Chests and dropping stacks of items.
0.31 20100129 	Jan. 29, 2010	Ores and items to come with the ores. Diamond blocks too!
Items now stack up to 64.
0.31 20100130 	Jan. 30, 2010	Crafting tables.
0.31 20100201-3	Feb. 1, 2010 	Pickaxes are needed to break stone.
0.31 20100203 	Feb. 3, 2010 	Mojang thought it was funny that mobs were passive in this version.
0.31 20100204-1	Feb. 4, 2010 	Mobs can avoid cliffs and lava!
0.31 20100204-2	Feb. 4, 2010 	Mobs are hostile yet again.
0.31 20100205 	Feb. 5, 2010 	Difficulty is here! Peaceful, Easy, Normal, and Hard.
20100206 	Feb. 6, 2010 	Farmland, wheat, hoes, and wheat seeds.
20100212-1 	Feb. 12, 2010	Day/night cycle.
20100214-1 	Feb. 14, 2010	Skeletons and zombies burn in daylight.
Spiders are neutral in daylight.
20100218 	Feb. 18, 2010	Third person view. Armor can be crafted.
Mob burning only occurs when sunlight level >7.
20100219 	Feb. 19, 2010	Furnaces and food.
20100223 	Feb. 23, 2010	Paintings and actual wood blocks.
===Infdev===
Version 	Date released	Why was it added? 	Also called...
20100227 	Feb. 27, 2010	Golden apples and brick pyramids. 	
20100313 	Mar. 13, 2010	Day-night cycle is back. Faster sky brightness calculation. 	
20100320 	Mar. 20, 2010	Trees and ores generate naturally. 	
20100327 	Mar. 27, 2010	Far Lands. 	
20100330 	Mar. 30, 2010	Various bugs fixed from prior versions. 	
20100414 	Apr. 14, 2010	Placing torches, saplings, and flowers now does not crash the game.	
20100415 	Apr. 15, 2010	Mobs spawn naturally. 	
20100420 	Apr. 20, 2010	Level generator updated. Mobs spawn less often. 	
20100607 	June 7, 2010 	Signs, ladders, and doors. 	
20100615 	June 15, 2010	Buckets; lava, water, and normal. Days are longer.
Fancy (3D clouds) and fast (2D clouds) graphics.
Leaves decay. Doors now drop when broken. Water flows.	
20100618 	June 18, 2010	Rails and minecarts. Sand falls. 	Seecret Friday 1
20100624 	June 24, 2010	Rideable minecarts. Higher FPS and less crashes. 	
20100625-2	June 25, 2010	Dungeons, spawners, and saddles. 	Seecret Friday 2
20100629 	June 29, 2010	Stairs. 	
=== Alpha ===
Version 	Date released	Why was it added? 	Also called...
v1.0.0 	June 30, 2010	First version of Alpha. 	
v1.0.1 	July 3, 2010 	Iron doors, levers, pressure plates, Red Ore (redstone) dust, Red Ore,
Red Ore Torch and stone buttons. Mob AI is better.	Seecret Friday 3
v1.0.3 	July 7, 2010 	Hostile mob sounds and ambient cave sounds. Pathfinding improved
on hills. More convincing mob idling behavior.	
v1.0.4 	July 9, 2010 	Ice and snow. Winter maps. Animated splash screen.
Chest model removed from minecarts. 	Seecret Friday 4
v1.0.6 	July 16, 2010	Boats and cacti. Large trees are back. Night-time is longer.
Items can be seen in third-person. Animals spawn on grass only.	Seecret Friday 5
v1.0.8 	July 20, 2010	Cows and leather. Leather armor is now crafted using leather. 	
v1.0.9 	July 21, 2010	Player arms no longer flail around. Cow sounds have changed. 	
v1.0.10 	July 22, 2010	Survival multiplayer support. 	
v1.0.11 	July 22, 2010	Reeds, paper, books, clay blocks, clay, bricks, slimes, and slime balls. 	Seecret Friday 6
v1.0.12 	July 26, 2010	Slimes have sounds. Huge slimes no longer spawn. 	
v1.0.14 	July 30, 2010	Jukeboxes, eggs, music discs 13, cat, chickens, and minecarts with
furnaces and chests. 	Seecret Friday 7
v1.0.17 	Aug. 20, 2010	Fences. Chickens, slimes, and pigs in multiplayer.
Skeletons can ride spiders. 	Seecret Friday 8
v1.1.0 	Sep. 10, 2010	Compass. Clay is more common. Server-side inventory.
Lava bucket smelting. 	Seecret Friday 9
v1.1.1 	Sep. 18, 2010	Sneaking and new paintings. Fishing rods, too.
Sound settings and mouse sensitivity menus. 	Seecret Saturday
v1.2.0 	Oct. 30, 2010	An early version of the Nether with Netherrack, Soul Sand, and
Glowstone; along with Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen.
Skeletons hold bows. Clocks, glowstone dust, and fish (both cooked and raw).	Halloween Update
v1.2.2 	Nov. 9, 2010 	Lava flows farther in the Nether. 	
v1.2.3 	Nov. 23, 2010	Player coordinates shown in debug screen. Leaves decay again. Ability to attack entities again.	
v1.2.4_01	Nov. 30, 2010	All mobs can spawn again, not only creepers. 	
v1.2.6 	Dec. 3, 2010 	Items no longer get used when opening chests. 	
=== Beta ===
Version	Date released	Why was it added? 	Also called...
1.0 	Dec. 20, 2010	Tooltips in inventory. Capes for Mojang employees.
Splash "Finally Beta!" Eggs can be thrown. 	
1.1_01 	Dec. 22, 2010	Beta 1.1 is missing because of a font.txt file missing.
This version fixed it. 	
1.2 	Jan. 13, 2011	Cake, dispensers, lapis lazuli (ore and block),
Note blocks, sandstone, two types of logs, 
Bones and bone meal, charcoal, and sugar.
Sheep and squids, too. 	
1.3 	Feb. 12, 2011	Beds, redstone repeaters, three types of slabs. 	
1.5 	Apr. 19, 2011	Two types of saplings, two types of rails, two
types of transformations. (Pigs and creepers.)
Also, weather exists now. 	
1.6 	May 26, 2011 	Being the holy grail of bug fixes in Beta. (97 bugs fixed)
Trapdoors, grass, deadbushes, maps, and Multiplayer
nether. 	
1.7 	June 30, 2011	Pistons, sticky pistons, and shears.
Blocks can now be placed on fences. 	
1.8 	Sep. 14, 2011	Warning: List is VERY long. Three variations of stone bricks, two slab variations, melons, vines, iron bars, glass panes, fence gates, two more stairs, raw foods, cooked foods, ender pearls, melon seeds and slices, pumpkin seeds, rotten flesh, cave spiders, endermen, silverfish, abandoned mineshafts, two more biomes, ravines, strongholds, villages, an achievement, critical hits, blocking, XP orbs, creative mode, a food system, regeneration, and sprinting.	Adventure Update
=== Release ===
Version 	Date released 	Why was it added? 	Also called...
1.0 	Nov. 18, 2011 	The End, along with a LOT of additions.
Note: Too long to put here. 	Adventure Update
1.1 	Jan. 12, 2012 	20 types of spawn eggs, superflat, beaches,
improved mob AI, brewing time decreased, and
biome edits. 	
1.2.1 	Mar. 1, 2012 	Height limit doubled, zombie sieges, iron golems, chiseled stone bricks, redstone lamps, jungle trees, bottle o' enchanting, fire charges, ocelots, jungle biomes, desert wells, and 'shafts. 	
1.3.1 	Aug. 1, 2012 	Trading with villagers, adventure mode, jungle and desert pyramids, emeralds, book and quills, written books, tripwire hooks, ender chests, and better enchanting. 	
1.4.2 	Oct. 25, 2012 	Witches, bats, zombie villagers, wither skeletons, player heads, the Wither, command blocks, anvils, beacons, new food, carrots on sticks, and decoration items. 	Pretty Scary Update
1.5 	Mar. 13, 2013 	An array of redstone-related blocks, blocks of quartz, a scoreboard system, a new texture pack format, and a lighting engine optimization. 	Redstone Update
2.0 	Apr. 1, 2013 	Click "2.0". 	April Fools 2013
1.6.1 	July 1, 2013 	Horses, leads, coal blocks, carpets, resource packs, horses, resource packs, a new launcher, hardened clay and stained clay, horse spawn eggs, horse armor, donkeys and mules, and name tags. 	Horse Update
1.7.2 	Oct. 25, 2013 	Stained Glass (16 colors), acacia and dark oak wood, flowers, two-block tall plants, monster egg blocks, pufferfish, tons of biomes (Mesa, Savanna, Sunflower Plains, Roofed Forest, etc.) and more achievements. 	TUTCTW
1.8 	Sep. 2, 2014 	Prismarine (dark, brick), red sandstone, iron trapdoors, sea lanterns, wet sponges, slime blocks, banners, fences, barriers, a lot of splashes and NBT tags, two shaders, commands, food items, various rabbit-related items, endermites, (elder) guardians, and rabbits. 	Bountiful Update
15w14a 	Apr. 1, 2015 	Click "15w14a" 	April Fools 2015
1.9 	Feb. 29, 2016 	Being the first update to revamp the End, other than 1.0, grass paths, beetroot (and their seeds), dragon's breath, elytras, end crystals, potions of luck, shields, shulkers, spectral a1rrows, "minecraft:empty". 	Combat Update
1.RV-Pre1 	March 31, 2016	Click "1.RV-Pre1" 	April Fools 2016
1.10 	June 8, 2016 	Magma blocks, nether wart blocks, red nether brick, bone blocks, polar bears, husks, strays, "fossils", and the all-annoying auto jump. 	Frostburn Update
1.11 	Nov. 14, 2016 	Observers, shulker boxes, shulker skells, totem of undying, explorer maps, vindicators, evokers, vexes, llamas, evocation fangs, more gamerules, Curse of Binding, Curse of Vanishing, and a few splashes. 	Exploration Update
1.12 	June 7, 2017 	Concrete and concrete powder, glazed terracotta, illusioners, parrots, gamerules, "@s", advancements, Narrator, note block sounds, and new sound effects. 	World of Color
1.13 	July 18, 2018 	Adding (technically) 3,590 aquatic mobs, kelp, kelp blocks, sea grass, sea pickles, turtle eggs, blue ice, conduits, wood (not to be confused with logs), stripped logs, bubble columns, prismarine stairs and slabs, tridents, scutes, turtle shells, phantoms, phantom membranes, nautilus shells, effects, debug sticks, generated structures, (a lot more). 	Update Aquatic
3D Shareware v1.34 	Apr. 1, 2019 	Click "3D Shareware v1.34". 	April Fools 2019
1.14 	April 3, 2019 	New villager mechanics, pillagers, bamboo, barrels, bells, blast furnaces, campfires, composters, grindstones, lanterns, lecterns, looms, scaffolding, 5 types of wooden signs, more slabs, smokers, more stairs, stonecutters, berry bushes, crossbows, leather horse armor (12,326,391 colors), suspicious stew, cats, foxes, brown mooshrooms, pandas, ravagers, trader llamas, wandering traders, and more biomes, and SO MUCH MORE.	Village and Pillage
1.15 	Dec. 10, 2019 	Being the holy grail of "bug" fixes, bee-related items, and possibly the best redstone item. 	Buzzy Bees
20w14∞ 	Apr. 1, 2020 	Click "20w14∞". 	April Fools 2020
1.16 	Jun. 24, 2020 	Add Mob Piglin, Hoglin, Zoglin, And Piglin Brute. 	Nether Update
1.17 	Jun. 8, 2021 	Add Mob Axolotl, Goat, And Glow Squid Block And Item IS SO COOL. 	Caves & Cliffs Phase 1
1.18 	Nov. 30, 2021 	World Generation Now To 384 Blocks! 	Caves & Cliffs Phase 2
22w13oneBlockAtATime	Apr. 1, 2022 	Click "22w13oneBlockAtATime". 	April Fools 2022
1.19 	Jun. 7, 2022 	Add Mob Frog, Tadpole, And Warden. 	The Wild Update
== Snapshots / Development versions ==
A "snapshot" is a testing version created to get feedback, making official releases much more stable.
Refer to [ this page ] for more information.
Version 	Release date 	New names 	Additions
[Example] 99w51a	[Example] December 16, 2099	Example 	It's an example.
02w04a 	January 25, 2102 	Celebration Update	Was quite rushed. Added everything originally planned in the update. 1,217 bugs found.
02w08a 	February 22, 2102 	 	Fixed most of the bugs (1101/1217), added Cursed Image items.
02w08b 	February 25, 2102 	Birthday Bash! 	Tested "Birthday Bash" name, did not receive much support. Switched back. It is a fork of 08w02a.
02w09a 	February 27, 2102 	Celebration Update	Added WorldEdit support for worlds with cheats. An additional 50 bugs were fixed.
== Things Added ==
=== Exa Nedoow, Exa Enots, Exa Nori, Exa Nedlog, Exa Dnomaid And Exa etirehten ===
Crafted via:
	M	M
	S	M
	S	
S: stick | M (material): either wooden planks, cobblestone, iron ingots, gold ingots,diamonds and netherite
Damages the player by 1 heart when attempting to break a block. (Exa Nedoow, Exa Nedlog)
Damages the player by 1.5 hearts when attempting to break a block. (Exa Enots)
Damages the player by 2 hearts when attempting to break a block. (Exa Nori)
Damages the player by 3 hearts when attempting to break a block. (Exa Dnomaid)
Damages the player by 4 hearts when attempting to break a block. (Exa etirehten)
=== WorldEdit ===
Allows the player to toggle WorldEdit on/off when playing with cheats.Category:Fan Made Updates