An Introduction

An Introduction is the first episode of Season One of The World of SBFW. 
Due to its stark differences to the rest of the show, and some elements that have either been retconned or blatantly ignored in later episodes, it's considered more of a pilot episode.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with magic shit]
Narrator: What if there was a world where the ideas of people could manifest into reality? If anyone could make the world a better place by just thinking about it. That's where the SpongeVerse comes into. It's a universe where people can think of anything and manifest it into reality. You'd think that with this amount of power, these people would be gods! But… no. These bunch of dinguses we're gonna introduce you to use this power to make crappy SpongeBob spin-offs. How sad…
[We zoom into a planet that resembles Earth, and is populated by all sorts of characters that either resemble SpongeBob characters, are SpongeBob characters, are some variation of SpongeBob characters, or are unrelated to SpongeBob at all]
Narrator: This is the world of SBFW, a non-magical place where people make SpongeBob spin-offs and some other crap.
PenisMan: I am PenisMan!
Garviel: God, I hate Mondays.
Narrator: I know, it's stupid but it's not my time being wasted here.
(We see a tall important-looking building)
Narrator: That's the place where the citizens of this place make these stupid stories and characters and whatever the fuck they wanna make. We should probably introduce you to the people that live here, even though you probably don't wanna.
(We go inside the building, where we see various SBFW users)
Polar: I hope no ones mind me writing a sex-fic about everyone.
Narrator: That's Polar. She's… one of the most normal users. That's in no way a compliment, by the way.
CrazySponge: i can't wait to buy another company and cancel their spin-offs! HOOPLA!
Narrator: That's CrazySponge. He always dies.
Jasbre: Hey! Lay off, Heinz!
Narrator: That's Jasbre. He's a duck that's kinda loony.
CrazySponge: you're just jealous. and we've been over this, it's aidan.
Jasbre: What's Aidan? A condiment company? WAHOO! HOOHOO! WAHOO!
CrazySponge: o for the love of hoopla…
Primitive: You know… I should continue Adventures in Bikini Gulch.
Narrator: That's Primitive. He's a lazy bitch.
Primitive: Eh. I'll just make more Garviel Sunday boxes and hope they all forget about it.
Polar: Hey Prim, where's the next episode?
Primitive: Shit. (yelling) JASBRE!
Jasbre: I have a life, you know. I can't spend all day drawing up Garviel for you.
Primitive: WHY IS MY LIFE SO TERRIBLE?!
CrazySponge: (laughing) depression is hilarious!
Jasbre: Oh, shut up, CrazySociopath! HOOHOO!
(Matchy walks into the building)
Matchy: I'm back from school.
Narrator: That's Matchy. She wanks in class.
Matchy: I DO NOT!
CrazySponge: Yeah, come on. That shit's not funny anymor-
Primitive: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(everyone in the building bursts into spontaneous laughter)
Narrator: As you can see, they have a shit sense of humor. Now, let's get out here before the rating systems shut us down and see what else there is to see.
[We see a big expensive-looking stage with lots of expensive-looking additions. There's thousands of fans cheering]
Narrator: Ah. That's British Fish Productions. The best band in the world of SBFW.
(We see Travis, Kelpy, and Dan singing "Barbie Girl" and doing other musical shit on the stage)
Travis: Thank you! Thank you all! You're too kind. This next song goes out to Bernie-
Narrator: Let's get out of here to see if the writers can do anything else.
(We go back to the tall building, but a different floor. We see Purps reading)
Purps: This submission is… IN.
Narrator: That's Purps. He runs Spin-Off Kings. That's about it.
Purps: Hey, I'll have you know I do a lot of other stuff-
Narrator: I said, that's about it.
Purps: But-
Narrator: WHO DARES QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY AND ALL-KNOWING NARRATOR?!!!!
Purps: Sigh… (he reads another submission) EWW! WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?!
Polar: (cough)
[We go to the next floor, which is a prison]
Narrator: This is the sockpuppet prison. Where all the users who have made different identities get locked up.
[We see Ace locked up]
Ace: Can you let me out?
Guard: HELL NO! You've made many different identities and you expect me to just let you out?
Ace: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BLUE WOLFE! I SUGGEST RUNNING BEFORE HE GETS YOU!!!
[After a pause, the guard starts laughing]
Ace: I'VE WARNED YOU!!
Guard: Yeah, yeah, kid.
[Suddenly, Ace turns into a mutant wolf and breaks out of his cell]
Guard: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK-
Ace: Told ya. Now where's the exit?
Guard: (stutters) Th-th-th-th-that way. (He points to the exit)
Ace: Thanks.
[He goes out a door labeled exit only to fall all the way to the ground cuz that was the third floor]
Ace: OW! MY BUTT PL-I mean… tail.
CrazySponge: and this usually happens to me!
Narrator: A-anyway. Let's go to the fourth floor. The headquarters.
[We see SBCA spinning in a spinny chair]
Narrator: SBCA? He's their boss? Man-
SBCA: SHUSH! You're disrupting my spinny session. Anyways, let's get another episode of… uh… Adventures in Bikini Gulch?
Primitive: (from afar) SHIT!
Narrator: Yeah. He orders episodes to send to the planet they call Earth so people can read them. One could call it slavery, but eh. Anyways, that's… uh… basically it.
SBCA: Wait, what? Where was the plot?
Narrator: There wasn't one. This was just an introductory episode.
SBCA: Shit…
Narrator: But don't worry yet, folks. Next episode will have an actual plot and we'll get to see the characters up close and personal!
SBCA: Ew.
Narrator: Anyway, that-
[Jasbre bursts out of the screen]
Jasbre: That's all folks! WAHOO! HOOHOO!
Narrator: Can someone shut this duck up?
Jasbre: Well shi-
[end]
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