Spider-Man: Far From Home Alternate HISHE

*Peter: How about Superman and Batman?
*Fury: Who?
*Peter: You know. Those two guys who seemingly hang out at a Cafe all day, they literally have nothing better to do.
*Spider man:What about Bucky? He’s got that cool metal arm.
*Nick fury:The Rabbit took his arm
*Nick to Peter:You're going to be the next IronMan
*War machine: Hey!I'm still alive y'all!
*peter: spider home coming,spider far from home what next!?
*fury: spider homeless.
*Peter: There's this girl and i think she is into me
*Miles: You find that girl and walk up to her and be like does shoulder touch "Hey"
*Tony Stark(From Heaven):Seriously?Are Peter Parker replacing me?
*Nick Fury:Yes...
*Peter : what about vision.
*Nick: didn't you see avengers infinity war?
*Peter:ooohhhhh
*Peter: what about batman?
*Batman: yes, I can do it.
*Nick fury: how?
*Batman:cuz I am batman.
*Fury: fine don't help us, go have your fun!
*(Peter goes outside and sees a giant picture of uncle Ben)
*Peter: fine I will help you!
*Just hear me out: Ben 10 appears and says "We like to call it an Omniverse"
*Peter: what about Thor and Valkyrie?
*Nick Fury: they doing MIB.
*Peter : How about Thor
*Nick : in another movie with Valkyrie.
*Peter:What's about superman and betman?? Because they always in cafe!!!
*Nick:umm.......... Okayㅡㅡ
*Peter: There's this girl and i think she is into me
*Miles: You find that girl and walk up to her and be like does shoulder touch "Hey"
*Peter: Okay I will
*(goes up to MJ and does shoulder touch)
*Peter: Hey
*MJ: Hi Spider-Man
*Peter: Wait what
*Peter:How About Super- Wait
*Fury:What?
*Peter: Nothing
*Thor: I have the coolest superhero entrance of all time.
*Cap: Hold my shield and give me your hammer.
*Sam: On your left
*(Or...)
*Cap: Hold my beer and give me your hammer.
*Thor: Screw my superhero entrance and hammer, I'll take that beer thank you very much
*Peter: What about Batman or Superman?
*Nick: Wrong comic universe!
*Batman: No I can do this
*Maria Hill: How are you in the MCU?
*Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
*Peter: How about The Spider Verse
*Fury:THEY ARE IN AN ANOTHER UNIVERSE!
*Peter : what about just assemble some bad guy to do something good
*Nick fury : that is a great idea
*Suicide squad : am I a joke to you
*Peter: what about falcon?
*Fury: you mean captain america?
*Peter : How about Superman and Batman?
*Fury : Who??
*Batman : I'm bAtMAN!!!
*Peter : So there's a multiverse?
*"Tony comes out in a pink bunny suit.."
*Tony : Oh hey kid..
*Peter: quill?
*Nick: scared to get off his ship
*Peter: why
*Nick: he thinks thor will take over
*I'm iron man *snaps(and thanos died)*
*Doctor strange : give me that green stone plz i have to some job to do...
*Spider Man: The word needs a new iron man.
*War machine: uh um.
*Harly: I will be the next Iron Man
*War Machine: Are you kidding me
*Peter: “There’s a Multiverse?”
*Nick Fury: “Yeah, and Mysterio isn’t the only one helping you out”
*Toby’s Peter Parker: “Pizza time”
*Thor : NO ONE ELSE IS WORTHY!!!
*Cap : Hold my beer
*Thor : drinks the beer
*Peter: what about groot
*fury : He is with his best buddy
*Spider-Man: what about Venom?
*Fury: different franchise universe.
*Spider-Man: but there is a multiverse now. How about Gamora??
*Nick Fury: WHO IS GAMORA?!!
*Maria Hill: What is a Gamora?
*Peter: What about the X-Men
*Fury: THAT'S CLASSIFIED FOR NOW!
*Peter: What about Iron Man?
*Fury: uh, he's dead.
*Peter: What?! I haven't seen Endgame yet, thanks for the spoiler! Also, you stole my thing
*Peter B. Parker: Actually we like to call it the Spider-Verse"
*MCU Peter Parker: Who are you guys?
*Peter B. Parker: Alright let's do this one more time....
*(Flash and Betty enter the hotel room as the Into The Spider-Verse characters are above the wall behind)
*Peter B. Parker: Go, go, go! Other way, other way!
*nick fury:you are going to be new iron man, peter
*war machine: what about me?
*nick fury: you will be peter's sidekick
*Peter: So you're saying there's a multiverse?
*dancing tobey maguire and crying andrew garfield pop up
*Mysterio: No.
*Peter: How about drax?
*Fury: He's right behind you
*Peter:what about wanda?
*Fury:She is on a new date with Bucky?
*Spiderman: what about iron fist
*Nick fury:No
*Spiderman: what about daredevil
*Nick fury: Mickey mouse killed him
*peter: what about batman ?
*fury: because he is in another universe and also because.... because...
*batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
*Fury: You’re coming with us whether you like it or not!
*Peter: Hey, wait a minute!
*Fury: What?
*Peter: Weren’t you in Star Wars?
*Mjolnir hit thanos
*Mjolnir came back
*Batman catch mjonir
*Thor:what!? Why!?
*Batman:because I'M BATMAN!
*Peter: or abot woverine
*Nick: we dont say abuot him anymore
*Spider man: what about captian marvel?
*Nick: getting a haircut
*Spider man: what about thor?
*Nick: playing fortnite
*Peter: What bout Thor?
*Fury: With the Guardians
*Peter:Captain Marvel?
*Fury: Preparing for her sequel.
*Peter: But what bout...
*Fury: Goddamn Peter it's ur solo!
*Peter: but....
*Fury: YoU WaNt A SOlo Or NoT?!
*Anyone: * mentions Thanos *
*Thor: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!!!?!?
*Cap: "Bucky is alive"
*Younger Cap: "What? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!"
*Mysterio: "I come from an alternate universe"
*Mailman who has handled his mail for the past 5 years: "I'm about to ruin this man's career"
*Perter: what about the fantastic 4
*Fury: they haven't been casted yet
*Spider-Man - What about the X-Men or the Fantastic Four?
*Maria - There in the process of being integrated, it's going to take a while.
*Peter: What about the Guardians of the Galaxy?
*Nick Fury: Their having another movie
*Peter:There's a multiverse
*Tobey:We like to call it the spiderverse
*Fury: you’re coming with us whether you want to or not!
*Peter: Hang on...
*Fury: what?
*Peter: why were you in Starwars?
*What about one punch man
*“Oh yeah your right”
*Peter: What about the X-Men?
*Fury: In another universe
*Peter: What about Deadpool?
*Fury: This is a PG-13 movie.
*Peter: What abou-
*Fury: No.
*Peter: How about Deadpool?
*Fury: Busy fighting other villains
*Spiderman: What about Valkyrie
*She has a flying horse.
*Nick Fury: Okay we'll call some one else.
*Here Comes the New Avengers.
*Thanos: "I am Inevitable." snaps
*Infinity Stones gets transferred to Batman
*Tony Stark: "What the?"
*Doctor Strange: "Wait, what?"
*Thor: "How could he do that?"
*Batman: "Because... I'm... BATMAN!" Snaps
*Thanos: I am inevitable.
*Ironman: And I....am....Ironman.
*Batman swoops in grabs the stones, puts it into his bat-gauntlet
*Batman: I AM BATMAN! Snaps his fingers
*Later at the Cafe
*Ironman: You stole my victory Bruce!
*Batman: And saved your life, you're welcome.
*Superman: Hey, how come the power of the infinity stones didn't affect you?
*Superman realizes his mistake and regret immediately
*Superman: No, wai--
*Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
*Nick Fury: How many more superheroes are there?
*Tom Holland: Save it for Comic-Con.
*Hulk: why do I don’t have my own movie or why I don’t have my own bike instead of me stealing one again every time😥 I like save every one don’t I get a reward.
*Peter: -What about Venom?
*Fury: -They're not SUPERHEROSE!
*Peter: What about vision!!!???
*Nick: dead....
*Peter: what about loki!!!
*Nick: dead!!!
*Peter: what about iron man!!!
*Nick: can you stop!!!
*Peter: what about-
*Nick: thats it get outta here and get your own job!!!!
*Peter B. Parker:actually we like to call it the Spider-verse
*Peter Parker:and who are you guys exactly?
*Everyone else:UUUUUH FOR REAL
*PETER B. Parker:huh alright let's do this one more time
*Nick fury:we gotta job to do u coming with us
*Spiderman:there must be someone else u can use what about Thor
*Nick:he went back to drugs
*Spiderman :captain marvel ?
*Nick : she's pissed off because she got defeated by thanos
*Hishe peter: I am just a high schooler.
*Normal Peter: When is the next big mission?
*Peter: What about Superman
*Nick Furi: He's part of another universe
*Peter: Mr. stark, how are you alive!?
*Tony: I had my suit snap it’s fingers when I wasn’t in it. I mean can you imagine if I did it! I mean it would have killed me! I jumped out at the last second and program it to make the wish!
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When batman said... Because im an adault! I was jus like: Hay... Wait a minutt Who is this imposter?
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*Joker: I wish I could quit you.
*Mysterio: Hey, aren't you the clown who blew up my sister in a warehouse?
*Joker: uhhhhhhh..........
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*Happy: I don’t think Tony would have done what he did if he didn’t know you’d be here when he was gone.
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Beck: makes illusions and stuff
Loki: I notice you have copied my trick
Loki: Why are you even here you’re not a villian
Mj: I know, I just come here to draw people in crisis haha this is you.
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Edith: Almost ends the world
Friday: Controls the system
Jarvis: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
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*Batman: Where are the other Avengers?
*Fury: Offworld, unavailable, etc etc etc
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mysterio: exposes spider-man
peter: uhhhh
peter: no thanks man
Peter Parker has left the MCU chatroom
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*Mysterio: Now this is an avengers level threat!
*Avengers: Yep!
*avengers attack eternals
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Alternate HISHE for Spider-Man Far From Home:
When Mysterio says that the MCU is Earth-616, he's caught in the lie and exposed as a liar. Why? Because the MCU is Earth-199999.
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*Everyone: Oh we "KNOW" how this one ended...
*Jeff Goldblum: No! This is the first I've heard of it. I'm crestfallen.
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*Spider-Man: WHAT THE FU--
*Captain America's shield knockout!!!
*Capt. America: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!
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*Spider-man: everyone knows my identity
*Nick Fury: hmm
*LATER
*Peter: I’m not Spider-Man
*News reporter: lies!
*Peter: then who’s that
*News reporter: ...what? sees Spider-Man oh
*Scroll: we did it!
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*Mysterio: His Name is PETER PARKER!
*Spider-Man Leaves The MCU
*Also Mysterio: GoddamnIt!!!!!
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*Is...is that the Spider-Man from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater game? Man, they really included every Spider-Man.
*"But what about Spider-Man 2099 or the 60's Spi-..." oh whoops
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*Wasn't there a part in the movie where spiderman was up in the illusion storm and destroying drones and they detect something up there and someone's like
*"Yes... it's probably just a bird"
*Should've been like
*"Here's a bright idea... Why don't you make sure it's a bird before a stealthy superhero destroys all of our drones?"
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*I TOTALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE "BLIP RETURN" PEOPLE ON PLANES, BOATS, ETC!!! OMG!!! LOL!!! But seriously, I'm sure Banner could've added, "Bring them all back . . . . in a safe place," to the snap, you know? Fine print details. WOW!!!ITS SOOOOO COOOOOL!!!!!
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*Marvel Studios: Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down!
*Kevin Feige: Spider-Man is b-
*Spider-Man is back-
*Spider-Man is back in the MCU!
*Sony (had they not made an agreement): What the ----!
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*MCU Spiderman: Yeah we did it.
*Venom: Oh Spiderman.
*TASM: Oh no. (Cuts to Venom)
*Venom: We said we'd burn that bridge later.
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*In the bar, Sony executive walks in
*Executive-"Alright, Spider-Man, come with me."
*Spidey-"Wha-? Why?"
*Executive-"We and Disney aren't really getting along anymore."
*Spidey-"Wait! So, what does that do for my established universe?"
*Executive-"I don't kno---phone dings Hold up a sec. Oh. OH! Oooooooooooooh, we might wanna take a rain check on taking you out for the moment."
*leaves
*Spidey-"What just happened?"
*Superman and Batman shrug
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*Palpetine: im preparing for my RETURN
*Me: um... Spoilers! Thank You!! XD lol
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*Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good, I feel like Sony is calling......
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*Peter: EDITH, terminate all the drones 
*EDITH: I’m sorry. I can’t do that, Peter
*Peter: What? Why?
*EDITH: You are now owned by Sony and i am MCU’s property
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And at the end:
“Spider-Man won’t return”
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Hi, my name is Parker Peterson. I am 18 years old, and for the last few months, I have been helping New Amsterdam City as the superhero Spiderman! I got bit by a genetically enginered and radioactive spider while urban spelunking in the ruins of the Baxter Building. Mr. Fantastic must have made the spider, or something, because there is no other way that thing could of have existed on its own.
The Fantastic 4 have been at the Four Freedoms Plaza for a while now and noticed my heroics on the streets. They have been in talks with me about joining them, maybe out of guilt or for some reason, and becoming a member! They also said that I can work with them as well! I can't wait!
Mr. Fantastic said that he already made me a new and better suit then the homemade one I normally wear. I am all for that! My suit makes my organic web shooters on my wrists very ichy as of late. Either that or something else is happening. Mr. Fantastic said that he will give me a physical when I come in for my suit.
I woke up that morning feeling more vigorated then I ever had been in my life. I finally get to do some good while working for Mr. Fantastic. My Grandma May and Grandpa Ben do not know of course that I am Spiderman but I will tell them once the Fantastic 4 give me the okay.
"I am so excited that you got a job working for that nice rich man working over at that Plaza", Grandma May asked giving me a hug and kiss as I came down the stairs, "What was his name again dear?"
"Reed Richards May, his name is Reed Richards," Grandpa Ben said to us as he gave me a deep hug, "He has been all over TV and on every newspaper and magazine ever since he had come out as a superhero. Not that I have anything against them but their heroics can be annoying, and troubling. I was stuck in a taxis on the Amsterdam Bridge because of that Spider Fellow."
"That is why you should of have taken the Brooklyn Bridge instead!" May retorted.
I stood there and gave a nervous chuckle.
"I am and have everything ready", I told them, "I better get going because I do not want to be late!" I was wearing my homemade suit under my clothes and had my mask in a back bag.
"Sounds good dear!" May spoke embracing me once more, "And good luck!"
"Yes, yes!" Grandpa Ben added, "Knock them dead on your first day!"
"See you both later! Love you!" I hurried out of the house to the bus stop.
One bus and two subway trains later, I am standing outside the Four Freedoms Plaza. My heart is pounding from the excitement to train with, learn from, and fight along some of the best superheros in the country! While doing the proper procedure to register with the company and building and get my I.D., an alarm started blaring.
"Mr. Richards is at it again with his experiments." The security guard told me.
"What is he working on this time?" I asked.
"Who knows with that guy. I just hope that he does not blow up this building like he did with the last one." The gaurd snorted.
I laughed in return. "Yeah, same here! What could go wrong on my first day?"
"A lot, kid, a lot. But good luck anyway!
I got in the elevator and rode it up to one of the top floors. The elevator stopped and opened to a large room filled with lab equipment, machinery, and other stuff. I got out and was greeted by Mr. Fantastic and The Invisble Women.
"Hello and welcome!" Mr. Fantastic beamed with stretched out arms that proceded to hug, wrap, and bring me in closer.
Surprised, I smiled and hugged him back saying "Thank you Mr. Richards".
"No need for the formalities Parker! We are a family and you will be the new member! Call me Reed or Fantastic if you like!" He let go of me with his stretchy arms.
"And you can call me Susan", The Invisble Women added hugging me too, "We hope that we can make you feel at home here! This place has become more then just our new headquarters to us!"
"Thank you sir, thank you ma'am." I corrected, "I mean, thank you Reed and Susan!"
"You are much welcome!" They both said.
There was shaking and thumping footsteps as The Thing came stomping over.
"You can call me Ben!" He bellowed giving me a rocky crushing hug.
I had a feeling that to a normal human this hug could of have done some damage but to me, all I felt was some decent pressure.
"Now, let us get started!" Reed excitedly spoke then said to Susan, "Call your bother and tell him that Parker is here!"
She gave him a kiss and went off to do that.
"First off, I would like to take some of your blood and saliva to run some test" Mr. Fantastic said as we entered a small room. He took out some needles, swabs, and tubes and went to work. "While this is analysing, we can go test out your suits!"
We left the room and I followed both men deeper into the lab and turned a corner to a section with lockers.
"This is were I make, test, and keep the suits I created," Reed told me, "For the last few weeks I have been trying my best to make one for you. Before that though, show me what you have made and then after breaking in your new suit, we can get some lunch!".
I got into my suit and showed off how rudimentary it was. Nevertheless, both Mr. Fantastic and The Thing were impressed. They both noded and began asking questions. I explained to them what I did and what went into making the suit. I used the most durable materials that I could find in order to give myself enough flexibility to move. I showed them my organic web shooters and the flaps and slits I placed on the wrists of the suit. The design on the suit was fairly simple; interlacing blue and red color patterns going through out the body and limbs of the suit, and then on the chest part is my symbol of a spider. In the mask I built in goggles to protect my eyes as I swung from building to building. This was a suit that I definitely am proud of.
"Show us what you can do." Mr. Fantastic told me while handing me some sort of a device, "This will tell us how well your suit helps you at being a hero. It will read and log your movement, speed, endurance, and reflexs, etc.".
I took the device and placed it on my back. I stretched out while Mr. Fantastic extended one arm to open a window. I wall crawled over to the ledge before standing up. I breathed in and out before jumping. I unleashed a web from my wrist and, once stuck, was carried by the momentum. I swung through the streets and from building to building. I moved and turned and twirled through the air. After going around the neighborhood a few times I noticed something in the distance. It looked like a bright glowing spot getting closer. I immediately recognized what and who it was as the fireball got closer. I headed back through a balcony into the lab just in time to see that Susan had joined Reed and Ben.
Reed was holding a tablet and had a big grin on face. "The results were as good as I expected. You have crafted a excellent suit there for yourself. Now, it is time to try one on that is a bit more, fantastic!"
"Oh Reed, you and your puns!" growled Ben shaking his head.
"You should talk Rocky!" The Human Torch said as he walked in from a balcony still on fire, "Hey kid, the names Johnny, Sue's older brother. "
I shook hands with him after his flames died down. He still had some heat to him but it felt kind of good.
"Good! The whole family is here for this occasion!" Reed said as he reveled my new suit.
I was awestruck! They did do a fantastic job recreating my look but with the colors and symbol to match their own. The blue is in the relatively same place but the red was replaced with black. The number 4 is on the chest with a spider synbol on the back. The suit itself definitely had a more futuristic and metallic design to it. One I was hoping came with some more enhancements.
Mouth still open, I uttered, "I don't know what to say. I am speechless!"
"Don't say anything kid", Johnny said nudging me, "Just try the thing on!"
I quickly took my old suit and placed it in my bag. I put the new one on and it conformed itself to my body eventually fitting better like a glove. There was even new and better slits for my web shooters! Then I remembered that there was a 4 on my chest. If I became a new member, wouldn't it be the Fantastic 5? I had to ask.
"That is the reason why we asked you to join our team", they all spoke to me excitedly.
"I am pregnant!" Susan joyfully added as she passed her hand over her stomach. "We just found out about a month ago and we all decided that I should eventually take off and potentially retire from being a superhero. I will help out and train you until I am unable to do so or/and until you can easily replace me."
"Yes, that is why we decided to let you into the family", Reed asked, "I hoped that was okay?"
"Oh yes, of course!" I happily replied hugging all of them, "I miss having a big family! Have you thought of names yet?"
They all hugged me back and understood what I meant.
"Franklin if it is a boy and Valeria if it is a girl!" Both Reed and Susan said.
"Fantastic!" I told them as they all grinned and chuckled, "Let me try out this suit then!"
Unlike my old suit, this one already came with sesors to track my agility and everything else but also my vitals. There was a bit of a heads up display in the mask allowing me to see how I was doing. The eye pieces were better too allowing for more focus. I jumped out as I did before and swung over the city streets. I was moving fast and covered more distance then I ever had before. Before I knew it, I was almost halfway across the city. I landed on the roof of one of the Oscorp buildings to rest for a bit. This suit was better then amazing, it truly was fantastic! I could get use to this all right! Unfortunately my reverie was interupted by a boom off in the distance. I looked over towards the Plaza and noticed smoke and a white light coming from the building. I lept off the roof and swung straight there.
As I got closer I could see that some floors were on fire and a white light was coming out of the floor that the lab was on. I went to the balcony and entered. There were fires all over and everything was a mess. I could see very little and could not determine were the Fantastic 4 were.
"Hello, hello!?!" I yelled, "Is there anyone there?"
"Yeah, kid!" It was Ben. "Reed is pinned. I am trying to get him out. Sue and Johnny got out all right."
"Do you need any help?" I asked grabbing my bag.
"No!" Reed replied, "Get out Parket, save yourself! We will be alright!"
Holding my bag, I told them, "I will see you both..." but was interupted as the white light grew brighter flooding my vision. Next thing I knew, there was another boom and my sight went black.
Earth 63 (The Amazing SpiderMan Earth)
I woke up falling through the air still clinging on to my bag. Surprisingly, I noticed it was dark out, which made no sense. Before I could register that, I crashed through a tree and eventually hit the ground hard. I sat up to try to take on my surroundings but it was too dark to see. From the few street and park lamps around and the small fires that followed me down, it looked like I must fallen into one of the parks, maybe even Central Park. I tried to stand up. I felt dizzy but my hearing was starting to clear up. Then I heard a familiar noise, oddly. The sound was the same one that I would make as I would swing through the air. I could not believe my eyes I finally picked up on a figure swinging through the air towards me. Before I could react, the figure landed in front of me. Right there before me was another Spiderman, only this one was wearing a much different and better approved version of my old suit.
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Spyder-Man: "Damn that fight took a lot out of me. I can't even begin counting the bruises that purple asshole gave me. It was all worth it though…."
*Spyder-Man takes out a gold glove he had with him*
Spyder-Man: "The Infinite Hand, a weapon with infinite power and capabilities. Capable of rewriting anything the user wants."
*Spyder-Man puts on the Infinite Hand and is going to snap his fingers*
Spyder-Man: "After all these years my life will finally not suck! All the beautiful sluts will be mine and will have sexy curvy bodies to go with it!"
*Snap*
*A knock on the Spyder-Man's front door is heard*
MJ Clothes: a long black simple dress with black heels
Body Type: She has massive tits and a fat Ass, curvy body as well. All of the girls like MJ should have a body like Officer Juggs or Mrs.Claus.
MJ: "Hey Tiger, I was in the neighborhood and was wondering if you are free for a few hours"
Spyder-Man: "For what? To tell me how much I can't afford your clothes and gifts?"
MJ: "No. What I need is a good fuck!"
Easy:
MJ: "Fuck. Goes easy on me Tiger"
Spyder-Man: "Naw. You have been teasing me for so long!"
Medium:
MJ: "This cock! So big!"
Spyder-Man: "Thank the spider that bit me for that!"
Hard:
MJ: "Holy shit. I can't even think anymore!"
Spyder-Man: "Fuck! Your slurry pussy is mine!"
*MJ is passed out on the couch and Spyder-Man gets a call from his phone.*
Spyder-Man: "Huh? Who is this?"
Gwen: "Hey Petey. This is Gwen. I need your help right now! It's an emergency!"
Spyder-Man:"Be right there!"
She should have a curvy body with a big tits and fat Ass like MJ
*Spyder-Man gets to Gwen's place*
Spyder-Man: "Gwen you there? Where are you?"
*Gwen is seen masterbating in her bed*
Gwen (Happy look at her face): "Petey! You finally came. Come fuck my brains out!"
Easy
Gwen: "Finally, my Petey came to save the day!"
Spyder-Man: "Of course. Anything for my slurry girl!"
Medium:
Gwen: "Keep going Petey!"
Spyder-Man: "Damn Gwen! How tight are you?!"
Hard:
Gwen: "Petey. Please I'm almost there…."
Spyder-Man:"Shit. Babe you're gonna make me cum!"
*Gwen is seen happily sleeping in her bed*
Spyder-Man: "Damn. That was fun. This Infinite Glove has gotten me two babes today. I wonder if…"
*Police Sirens are heard outside*
Spyder-Man: "Well, I guess things never change…."
*Spyder-Man is on a rooftop and he sees the Black Pussycat*
Besides her curvy body having big tits and a fat ass, she should be sorta muscular since she has superpowers
Spyder-Man: "Hey Felicia!"
Black Pussycat: "Hey Spyder. Gonna take me in?"
Spyder-Man: "Nope. I'm here to fuck your tits."
Easy:
Black Pussycat: "Damn Spyder. Eager to fuck my massive mounds?"
Spyder-Man: "That costume you wear has always been so slutty!"
Medium:
Black Pussycat: "Fuck. Your cock feels so good between those tits"
Spyder-Man: "It's those fat lumpy breasts that makes me fuck them harder!"
Hard:
Black Pussycat: "Come on. Come baby. Spray that web!"
Spyder-Man: "Shit! Almost there babe!"
*Black Pussycat is seen sitting down on the rooftop and she is on the phone with someone*
Blackpussycat:"Yep. He's right here, he just fuck my titties right now."
Spyder-Man: "Who are you talking to-"
*Gwen and MJ appear both buttnaked next to ome another*
Gwen:"Hey Petey!"
MJ:"Hey Tiger!"
Spyder-Man:"Hey?! What are you sluts doing here?!"
BlackPussyCat: "To fuck you of course! We want a piece of that Spyder-Man cock!"
MJ: "Face it Tiger. You just hit the jackpot!"
*All three women are seen passed out asleep with one another*
Spyder-Man: "This Infinite Hand just keeps on getting my life better and better. Maybe there can be more hot babes for me to fuck…."
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*Mysterio: (Shows Spider-Man a sunglasses) You want this, Peter? Well, COME ON AND GET IT!!
*Spider-Man: C'mon, Peter Tingle... 
*Mysterio: (Shows Spider-Man a sunglasses) You want this, Peter? Well, COME ON AND ... They are creatures formed the primary elements. Water Earth! Fire! Air! The science division had a technical name...but we just called them The Benders... 
*Nick FUry: I think he meant the ElEMENTALS! 
*Mysterio: Erm...Yes, Elementals. That's what I said ... (Laughs)
*Nick Fury: Mister Beck has destroyed the other 3 elementals, there is onlty one left. The Fire Nation! Uh, I mean the Fire Elemental! 
*Mysterio: The strongest of them all. Thje one that... ...that destroyed my Earth.
*Nick Fury: We have one mission--Kill it! And you're coming with us.
*Peter Parker: Listen Fury, this seems like big time, you know, huge supergheroes kinda stuff. Sir, please, there's gotta be someone else you can use! What about Thor?
*Nick Fury: Off world.
*Peter Parker: Um... Doctor Strange?
*Nick Fury: Unavaible.
*Peter Parker: Captain Marvel?
*Nick Fury: Don't invoke her name.
*Peter Parker: Oh, I see, erm, have you asked War Machine?
*Nick FUry: On sick leaves.
*Peter Parker: Captain America?
*Nick Fury: On vacation.
*Peter Parker: Black Panther?
*Nick FUry: Visa problems.
*Petyer Parker: The Hawkeye?
*Nick Fury: Psff!
*Peter Parker: Star-Lord?
*Nick Fury: Overwright.
*Peter Parker: Bucky?
*Nick FUry: Missing in action.
*Peter Parker: Hulk?
*Nick FUry: Retired.
*Mysterio: This is for my familyyyyy!! Hey, what's going on? Why is the animation lagging?!
*Guy: It's not my fault that the internet connection sucks! For the love of God, Tommy, stop tormenting anime here! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!!! 
*Tommy: (off-screen) Sorry, my bad!
*Michelle: Are you okay?
*Peter Parker: I'm okay, I'm okay. Is everyone else okay? 
*Michelle: Everyone's okay.
*Peter Parker: I really like you.
*Michelle: I really like you too.
*(Michelle kiss Peter Parker on the lips)
*Both: (Laughs)
*(The Reason Realson Avengers weren't in Spider-Man Far From Home)
*Nick Fury: Did anyone see my shoes? Anyone? Forget about it. Who needs shoes anyway? Alright, everyone's here. Let's start the meeting.
*Wolverine: Shouldn't we ask Spider-Man to join us, bub?
*Nick Fury: He didn't pick up the phone. (Shoes them a hologram of Galactus) So-- When is Galactus estimated to arrive on Earth?
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