Regular Show: Mordecai’s Suicide

It was a normal day, Cartoon Network was playing a new episode of Regular Show. But I will never, and i mean never, will watch RS again. The title was called “Mordecai‘s Suicide”. I was confused, but I was guessing it was a joke. It started with Rigby, throwing a ball at the wall. I was confused, but I brushed it off. Then Mordecai came in, and he asked, “Rigby, have you seen that wrestling doll?”
(Idk what the name of the doll is, I am so very sorry.)
Rigby answered: “No, I haven’t.” he answered. Then, he got really mad and then, Mordecai stabbed Rigby in the eye, he said “Mordecai? Why?” Mordecai answered with, “Because you’re the worst friend I’ve ever had!” Rigby tried to say something, before Mordecai stabs him. Then he realized he had killed Rigby, and then he said ”Rigby! Nooooooo! I hate me!“ Skips found Mordecai and he asked “Mordecai? Have you seen Rigby?” Mordecai started crying. “I killed... Rigby.. Skips said “You killed Rigby?” But then after about thirty seconds of nothing, Mordecai was shown hanging from a noose,
Benson went to look for Mordecai and Rigby and he found them in their room, Rigby, decaying and Mordecai, who had slipped out of the noose and was on the floor. At first I thought Benson would laugh because he hates them. But my thoughts were different. Benson‘s head shattered and his gum was falling out. Pops came in and he said ”Cruel, aren’t ya Benson?” I was confused but then, Skips came in and literally ate Pops’ head. Then went to static, and the episode ended. I contacted Cartoon Network and they replied with “We are so sorry that your dreams have been crushed, and we will send you great stuff. They sent me, Adventure Time DVD’s, a Steven Universe dvd and for some reason, a Rick and Morty dvd, I was confused, it’s an adult swim show but whatever. That was the last RS episode I saw.
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