COVID Fever

This song from Avenue Q (Toonwriter's fan fiction series) is performed in the COVID-19 episode. It's performed by Sam the Mini Yeti, Kieran and some others.
???:
I got COVID fever, it's messing with my brain
SAM:
I got COVID fever, it's driving me insane
LYLE, GOOFER AND ALF:
We got COVID fever, we're flipping our bandannas
Been stuck at home so long that we have simply gone bananas
???:
Ariba!
???:
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
???:We got COVID fever, we've lost what sense we had
We got COVID fever, we're all going mad
???:
My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're going nowhere, I've gone out of my head
We were socializing with our best buds and friends
???:And now we're not!
KIERAN:
Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to stay or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Now our sickness stinks
TRISH:
We got COVID fever
TWITCHY MONSTER:
No if's, and's, or but's
TRISH:
We're disoriented
TWITCHY MONSTER:
And demented
TWITCH MONSTER AND TRISH:
We kept all our doors shut
???:
Ach du lieber Volswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hee)
Saur braten viener schnitzel
Und a vunder bar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
???:
We were planning trips, the world was on our side
???:
And then they died
KIERAN:I've got COVID fever
I think I've lost my grip
???:I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
???:
Sí!
???:
I was floating 'neath the tropic moon
And dreaming of a trip in June
Now I'm as crazy as a loon
ALL:
COVID fever has canceled all accords
This once proud world has become a giant psycho ward
We were planning different trips to who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there
COVID Fever, ah!
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