The Crazy Conflict/Transcript

[Firey walks in]
Firey: Oh, *laughs* I didn't see you there. Well, good morning and welcome to Firey's Amazing Talk Show.
Firey: Here's my helper for today. Firey Junior, can you say hi?
Firey Jr: Hi.
Firey: We're here because we are going to interview The Grand Slams!
Firey: See ya!
[intro plays] [shows "Firey's Amazing Talk Show"]
Firey: So, Grand Slams.
Soap: Oh, hi! You must be Firey!
Firey: Yes!
Firey Jr: Hello!
Baseball: Um, why are we here?
Soap, whispering: Because we're being interviewed!
Baseball: Oh, this is why we're here?
Firey Jr: Yes.
Nickel: And who is this?
Firey: Oh, that's our guest, Toilet.
Firey (to Toilet): Welcome, welcome.
Knife: Just in case, Firey, do we have to be sitting down?
Firey: Of course you don't
Soap: So we don't have to--
Firey: No.
Cheesy: So cool!
Firey Jr: Okay?
Microphone: Everybody put yo hands up!
Soap: Uh... Mic?
Microphone: Okay.
Soap: So, Firey, this is the 1st episode.?
Firey: Yes!
Trophy: Well, we will like to be interviewed?
Firey: Ok, let's get onto the interview.
Firey Jr: Soap, you are how old?
Soap: I am 30 years old. I was born on February 24, 1989.
Firey Jr: Balloon, how old are you?
Balloon: I'm actually a kid. I'm 7.
Firey Jr: So, Nickel, how old are you?
Nickel: I was born the day before the 21st century started, so i'm 19.
Firey Jr: So you were born on December 31st of 1999?
Nickel: Yes.
Firey Jr: Ok.
Firey Jr: Baseball, the team captain. How old are you?
Baseball: I'm about to turn 14. I was born on Cinco De Mayo on 2005.
Firey Jr: Great!
Firey Jr: Knife, your age?
Knife: I was born on Halloween on 2000. I'm 18 and a half.
Firey Jr: Ok, Mic?
Mic: I am almost 4. I was born on May 10th, 2015.
Firey Jr: You are a kid?
Mic: Yes!
Firey Jr: Ok, so, Suitcase?
Suitcase: I was born on February 29th on a leap year.
Firey Jr: Which leap year?
Suitcase: 2004.
Firey Jr: So you're 15?
Suitcase: Yes!
Firey Jr: Ok, Trophy?
Trophy: I was born today 15 years ago.
Firey Jr: So you were born on May 1, 2004?
Trophy: Yes.
Firey Jr: Well, happy birthday! You just turned 15.
Trophy: Thanks.
Firey Jr: Box, Dough, Cheesy?
Box: I was born on February 2, 2002.
Firey Jr: So, you're 17?
Box: Yes, Dough?
Dough: I was born on March 16, 1989. 20 days after Soap was born.
Firey Jr: Dough, you're 30?
Dough: Yes.
Cheesy: And I was born on January 1, 2001.
Firey Jr: Cheesy? You're--uh--18?
Cheesy: yes!
Firey Jr: Ok.
Firey: Did you get all of them, Firey Jr?
Firey Jr: Yes! I just figured out that Soap is the oldest of the Grand Slams and Mic is the youngest.
Soap: So, Mic & I are both ends!
Firey: Yes, you, Mic, Baseball, Trophy, and Toilet are all special because (1) Trophy, I know, turned 15, (2) You and Mic are both ends, & (3) Baseball is the team captain!
Firey Jr: Oh, Toilet? Freak, I forgot her!
Toilet: Don't worry, I just turned 29 today.
Firey Jr: Toilet, you were born on May 1, 1990?
Toilet: Yes!
Firey Jr: OK?
Soap: You just made yourself so cool, Troph!
Trophy: Thanks! *gives thumbs up*
Toilet: Soapity-Soap!
Soap: What, Toilet?
Toilet: Knock knock?
Soap: Who's there?
Toilet: Banana!
Soap: Banana who?
Toilet: Banana!
Soap: Banana who?
Toilet: Orange!
Soap: Orange who?
Toilet: Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"?
Soap: You freak, you just made yourself a pro at knock knock j-
Toilet: JOE MAMA, SOAPITY-SOAP!
Soap: Ok, Toilet, I ge-
Firey Jr: Okay, we'll have to power down for the day!
Grand Slams: Okay! Bye!
Firey Jr: Bye!
[outro plays] [shows credits]