Mongoose Mayhem (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== SWOT Song ==
Electronic music in the tune of Spring Yard Zone was being played by Rhythm
Melody: "The S and the W and the O and the T!"
Harmony: "S is for your company's strengths!"
Melody: "What your company really excels!"
Harmony: "Make sure you can keep those up!"
Melody: "Then your company will continue doing well!"
Harmony: "W is for your weaknesses!"
Melody: "What especially needs improvement!"
Harmony: "Customer feedback is priority: top!"
Melody: "To escape profit descent!"
Harmony: "O is for opportunities!"
Melody: "Take them, that's how to improve your biz!"
Harmony: "Capitalize on common trends!"
Melody: "And pass the "Recently Trending" quiz!"
Harmony: "T is for threats!"
Melody: "Anything that could cause trouble for your business!"
Harmony: "Your business they could end!"
Melody: "So deal with them finesse!"
== Ring Intro ==
Melody: "Jam out, my friends. It's time for today's episode!"
The title card appears in front of the rings
Harmony: "Hey! Too early, animators!"
Rhythm: "And they didn't even animate it."
== Episode ==
Melody: "Let's hope this is another hit..."
Harmony: "You know, we can make a show that is all about our songs. It should be a comedy. Because we're decent at comedy, you know?"
Rhythm: "Decent? We're more than just decent at comedy! It's due to the fact that we decided to make all of our hit songs about edutainment. That's what people love about us."
Mina: "Hey, girls! I heard you want to make a TV show that is about-"
Rhythm: "You know what? We should make our songs about more things than just edutainment."
Ash: "Good thing. We don't want this series to become more of an Animaniacs 2.0 than it already is."
Mina: "But I love this show being an Animaniacs 2.0!"
News Channel
Melody: "Look! It's our song on the news!"
Harmony: she drinks soda
Monica: "And the Mongoose Sisters make a hit song once again! And rumor has it that Sidney Channel wants to make a show featuring these 3 stars!"
Melody: "Wait a second, what?"
Harmony: she spits the soda on the TV
Rhythm: she cleans the TV
Harmony: "Did they-"
Rhythm: "Oh, yeah! Let's go! We're on Sidney Channel!"
Mina: "At least you're kids. I don't know how horrifying it would be if you were adults working there."
Ash: "Not horrifying, but rather limiting. The sky is the limit for the adults working to entertain at Sidney Channel, but for kids, it's the galaxy. And for kids like you, it's the whole universe. Sidney loves paying attention to their songs, and it's the reason they cut Hawk House Season 3 short. It has no songs, let alone memorable ones. It has a good plot, but that's in lieu of songs. Reptilia, and Gravity Rivers have some songs that are good." 
Rhythm: "I love Gravity Rivers."
Mina: "I do love watching the programs there, though, so go ahead, there's another way for you to become popular, right where dreams come true. I'll love your show."
Melody: "Thanks, Mom! I do hope we're not gonna be in one of those cheesy sitcoms, and instead we get to be in a show that can entertain kids, like Phil Sky the Science Guy."
Ash: "I love that show!"
Melody: "That's my point, Dad. Now let's go."
Sidney Channel Studio
Harmony: "Why is everything here shaped like the mouse?"
Melody: "It's easy to draw. It looks like the visual representation of a water molecule."
Sidney CEO: "Hey, that's a great idea for a song! Can you sing about atom stability?"
Melody: "Sure! But, uh, can we make its genre anthem?"
Sidney CEO: "Whatever's clever. Show us what you've got, we're gonna see if this is well executed anyway."
Molecule Song
The orchestra comes in
Melody, dressed up as a Radium atom marches along with other employees dressed up as the metal elements' atoms, but one was dressed up as a Hydrogen atom
Melody: "We're Metallania, we stand for friendship and selflessness!
We give electrons to non-metal atoms that are unstable, yes!
Electrons bond together to make covalent bonds
They equal 2 electrons for both atoms, if you are fond!
Our only purpose in life is to bond with non-metals
So that we can both be stable, and for what we have to say, that's all!
Except even though for Hydrogens metals they are not,
They can stabilize with Halogens by giving the only electron they got!"
Rhythm, dressed as an Oganesson atom, with the other workers dressed as other non-metal and metalloid atoms
Rhythm: "We come from Nonmetalloidland, we're friends with Metallania
If we don't get stabilized with a friend from there, it's mania!
We have three, four, five, six, or seven electrons
With one or two, metals would help a ton!
We mutually help each other, that's our entire purpose
We stabilize Metallania by needing their service!
We both need 8 electrons in our valence shells
So if we don't help each other, it will be hell!"
Harmony, dressed up as an Oganesson atom goes on top of a stage with 6 other employees dressed as atoms of the 6 other noble gases
Harmony: "We are idols, they want to be like us
We don't need bonds to be stable, thus
To us everybody looks up to
Our valence shells have 8 electrons, it's true!
If you do not know all of our names,
Just sing this song, so have no shame!
Helium, Neon, Argon, and Krypton
Xenon, Radon, and Oganesson!"
Metals: "In case after bonding we have electrons that are excess
We can bond with another one of you to be stable
This is a great song, we say yes
We're from the 3-land country of the Periodic Table!"
Song Ends
Sidney CEO: "You did wonderful! Keep it up. Didn't know you taught it in not just in an entertaining way, but in a way that makes the kids think! Like sure, your songs are catchy, but this one is catchy and about countries! Keep up the wonderful ideas for songs combined with some great plots to go along! You're gonna be more memorable than you already are, girls."
Melody: "Uh, we don't think much about song plots, other than "kids don't know what the lesson we're talking about is, so we have to teach them", but since we're working for a TV channel, we needed to think of a good plot to go along with our amazing songs.
Sidney CEO: "This song is gonna be a hit! We're gonna make you sing it again, so that we can make a good first impression! Oh yeah, and about those rumors, we don't want to make a show about you. We'd rather stick to making you the star of a series of shorts that appear in between commercial breaks. We could also use you for theatrical shorts."
Melody: "Sounds like a good idea!"
Harmony: "We do want to make more songs independently, after all."
Rhythm: "We wanna continue being hits in the Music Television Channel!"
Sidney CEO: "Sounds OK to me, girls! But we want to do everything we can to entertain our audience and gain a quick buck from them. We don't wanna lose a chance for a quick buck, so please make more songs for us!"
Rhythm: "OK!"
Sidney CEO: "Let's release this song first, and then we'll make you sing the theme and composing for the Nicky Mouse Crew!"
After Next Release...
Isabelle: "Looks like the Mongoose Sisters did it again! And the rumors of a new show about the Mongoose Sisters were confirmed false. However, it was confirmed that the idea of a show featuring these 3 girls got greenlighted recently. And also, they're singing the Nicky Mouse Crew theme."
Rhythm: "Oh! A show!"
Isabelle: "So come, girls right away to that studio!"
The 3 Mongoose Sisters run to the studio
Melody: "Hit it, girls!"
Nicky Mouse Crew Theme
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: while playing their instruments, they sing "Who's our favorite mouse, oh what could the answer be?
N-I-C-K-Y M-O-U-S-E!
He's the face of Sidney and an icon for you and me!
N-I-C-K-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Nicky Mouse!"
Dylan's Voice Actor: "Dylan Duck!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Nicky Mouse!"
Dylan's Voice Actor: "Dylan Duck!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "A ticket to his show will give you bang for your buck!
Nicky Mouse!"
Dylan's Voice Actor: "Dylan Duck!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Nicky Mouse!"
Dylan's Voice Actor: "Dylan Duck!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Best mouse, we'll tell you in a second count of three!
N-I-C-K-Y M-O-U-S-E!"
The Theme Ends
Melody: "Well, that was fun. Now use the sound effect with the crowd cheering and chanting for Nicky."
Sidney CEO: "Of course, we will. And about your show, they got it all wrong. Just like Nicky started off as a theatrical short series, you will be featured in a series of theatrical shorts yourselves too."
Rhythm: "Let's do it to it! You get my greenlight!"
Harmony: "I give it a yellow light."
Sidney CEO: "Why?"
Harmony: "Are you sure you want to spend all your money on us? A television show would be much cheaper to make, because it doesn't have the production value standards of a theatrical short."
Sidney CEO: "The fact that your shorts typically only last 7 minutes could make up for it."
Melody: "I actually give it a red light."
Sidney CEO: "Really?"
Melody: "Who even watches theatrical shorts anymore? It's a blunder for your business if you use us for a series of theatrical shorts. Just make a TV show, and that way, you'll be spending less money, while also capitalizing on our musical talents, as TV is where all non-video game franchises become popular nowadays. And even then, most video game franchises originate from home console games, and not handhelds."
Sidney CEO: "Fine, I'll make a television show for you."
Rhythm: "I guess if you want more profit, then go ahead. I personally liked the fact that we're getting a theatrical short series."
Harmony: "Then we should combine the best of both worlds by making a theatrical short series and a TV series for us!"
Melody: "That's less likely to make any profit!"
Harmony: "Any rebuttal, Rhythm?"
Rhythm: "We'd be tired."
Melody: "Same thing!"
Rhythm: "Being in theatrical short series is a sign of being above the TV stars! It's OK to go along with being TV stars, but in order to save money, theatrical short series are the prime way to save money and save a lot of money from being spent on the TV series."
Melody: "Being in a TV show will help us gain more popularity and memorability, and also earn Sidney profit due to heavy popularity!"
Harmony: "We should have both so that it's made clear that we are so popular, we're everywhere!"
Melody: "Where's the profit in that?"
Harmony: "I solved both of your problems, so?'
Melody and Rhythm: "SO? It's less likely to make profit!"
Harmony: "Sure, more money will be spent, but we'll get the best of both worlds, and the thing is that people will love both series, leading to more money gain, which could outweigh the amount of money spent on production of the TV show and the theatrical short series, and thus, earn more profit!"
Melody and Rhythm: "Let's just be safe, make sure we aren't tired out, and only pick one!"
The 3 sisters start arguing
Sidney CEO: "Usually the situation is to say both are good, but even that ended as something both would disagree with due to heavy concerns with profit. Whose decision do I think is the best? Hmm..."
Mina and Ash run to the studio and open the door and give them a lot of their money
Ash: "Here! Some money we got from being in the famous Forget-Me-Knots. Happy that you won't have to suffer much loss if you spend money on both our kids' theatrical short series AND television series?"
Sidney CEO: "OK, then we'll agree with Harmony."
Melody and Rhythm: "What?"
Sidney CEO: "Just remember to eat a heavy breakfast to get ready for the production of a theatrical short and an episode of your own TV series. And we've been given lots of money by your predecessors led by your mother. Well, we can't say that yet, she's still going strong with her band."
Rhythm: "So what's the name of the two series?"
Sidney CEO: "Mongoose Mayhem."
Melody: "Good idea! For what, though?'
Sidney CEO: "Both chunks of content."
Harmony: "I like the name!"
Rhythm: "Alliterative, and we like being crazy."
Sidney CEO: "It's time for the production of both series! Let's start with the first episode of the TV series."
Harmony: "We love being fed a lot, and we'll sing a song about heavy breakfast later to show how much work it is being students of a school while working as standalone child stars on Saturdays and working on two shows on Sundays." 
After production and release...
Midnight News
Monica: "And the show became a hit right away! The first episode was so clever in its humor, fun in its music, and was true to the spirit of the 3 Mongoose Sisters! Let's hope this show goes strong for at least 3 seasons!"
Rhythm: "Works for me. We'd be ten or eleven by the time we reach Season 3."
Melody: "Why are we watching at midnight?"
Harmony: "Come outside."
The 3 kids ran to the roof of their condo and went stargazing
Harmony: "We're the best child stars, and even when our glory days end, we will still be remembered, as we are the best child stars in the world. And thus, we will never go away, and be the stars in people's hearts forever."
The stars move and form the shape of the 3 Mongoose Sisters' faces
The End!
== Good Breakfast Song ==
Mina and Ash: "And now, the Good Breakfast Song sung in the tune of Camptown Races!"
Good Breakfast Song
Melody: "Bacon is the protein meat!
Cereal energy!
Fruit salad is very sweet!
Have some pastries!"
Harmony: "Maybe you can have some toast!
With eggs, that's right!
Calcium milk, cheese, and yogurt boast!
Eat pancakes, you might!"
Rhythm: "I love waffles!
If you're old, drink coffee!
A good breakfast will give you
A day's worth of energy!"
The song ends and the crowd cheered for the 3
Mina: "And that's the end! For now."
Ash: "Our daughters are cute, cool, and any positive word in the world."
The End!
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