Interview With CartoonGuy

This is the first episode of Interviews With Perch Perkins. It aired December 17, 2020.
==Transcript==
Perch Perkins: This is Perch Perkins with the first ever live interview with a fellow SBFW member! What do you want to say to the audience, CartoonGuy?
CartoonGuy: Dancing baby ogre gif.
Perch Perkins: Okay, then, weird. Let's start the interview, shall we? First question: Why are you on such a degenerate website?
CartoonGuy: Well, a degenerate hacker who hacked a normal person's account linked a degenerate episode in this degenerate website to me, and here we are, at the highest point of my degeneracy.
Perch Perkins: Interesting. Degenerate-ception right there. Next question: What is your least favorite spin-off on the wiki?
CartoonGuy: That is a good question. I'd say… Mr. Beans. I haven't read it in a long time but I wrote it so it's probably very bad.
Perch Perkins: Interesting. I should read that one day to torture myself for no reason. Third question: How has UCP affected your experience on the wiki?
CartoonGuy: It has been the opposite of the dancing baby ogre gif. UCP made me much more inactive, and this is why I say we overthrow FANDOM's tyranny!
Perch Perkins: I can tell you really like that dancing ogre gif. UCP does suck, though, I'll give you that. Fourth question: Do you like the damn fool CrazySponge?
CartoonGuy: Well, I have liked him much more some time ago and hated him much more some time ago. Now it's in between. I do however think that you should FOLLOW THE FUCK CRAZYSPONGE TWITTERDOTCOM ACCOUNT!
Perch Perkins: That is a very good account and this is not sponsored in any way. Sponsored by the Fuck CrazySponge Twitter account. Last question: How long do you think you'll be on SBFW?
CartoonGuy: Mmmmhhhhhhh… Well I'll probably stop being active when I turn like 20. Who knows if I will edit more from time to time after that?
Perch Perkins: Alright, thanks for the interview, CartoonGuy. I can guarantee this will make you famous.
CartoonGuy: Indeed.
(20 minutes later)
CartoonGuy: What the hell? I should've been famous 20 minutes ago!
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