Life and Death

A man appears at Saint Peters pearly gates. Saint Peter starts to conduct his interview, but as soon as he opens his mouth, the man disappears.
A few moments later the man appears again. Saint Peter opens his mouth to question the man, but he disappears again.
"Are you playing games with me?" asks Saint Peter, angrily.
"No," a distant voice replies anxiously, "They're trying to resuscitate me."
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