Megan Krunkles

(Note: The actual existence of this character is unclear, as they were first introduced during Sir's coma.)
Megan Krunkles is the deceased beloved girlfriend of Matt and the hated almost-step-mother of his sons, Sir and Daniel. She lived together with Matt in an apartment in Oakdale Wells until her death, and was buried in the Oakdale Cemetery. 
== Appearance ==
Megan is a young, curvy, rodent woman with light brown fur, as well as a peach-colored muzzle and inner ears, which are small. She has blonde, messy short hair that reaches just below her chin and crescent shaped eyebrows of the same color. 
Her face appears to be covered in orange milia, otherwise known as milium cysts. (They could also be some form of an STD, as healthy rats and mice do not naturally develop acne.) She has Prussian blue eyes, a medium, pointy pink nose, and a short pink tail, that ends in a slight curl. 
She wears a large, pink ringer V-neck tee-shirt or dress that ends at her mid-thigh. 
== Personality ==
Megan is portrayed to be gross and rude. When she first met Sir directly, Sir wrote, "...She got right up in my face and coughed. Then, she touched my face and said, “I haven’t washed my hands in months.” I almost threw up!" 
She also expressed hatred for Sir and Daniel, saying to the both of them that she, "Really hope I never have to see you, boys, again." Besides her appearance (which is distorted in Matt or Sir's point of view) it's not entirely clear why Matt liked her.
When she greets Daniel in Hell, she seems starkly different. Greeting him positively, and asking him to say hi to his dad for her.
== Early Life ==
It is unknown how Megan came to live in Oakdale Wells. However, seeing as she was buried her upon her death, it's likely that she was born and raised here.
== Adulthood ==
thumb|434x434px|Matt with Megan at a fast food restaurant.
Megan and Matt met on March 18, 2020 in the grocery store during the CORA-virus pandemic. They both went to reach for the same roll of toilet paper and ended up holding hands. Sir says that Matt, during a low in his depressed grieving process, claimed, "it was love at first sight". Matt (or possibly Megan herself) apparently immediately asked her on a date, which the two ended up having at the Oakdale Hills Diner. Her first actual appearance in the series is when Kristen, Sir, and Daniel, who are also conicidentally out to eat at the diner as wel,l see Matt singing with his guitar to Megan. The family each has their own negative reaction to seeing the couple together.
Megan is next seen two days later at Oakdale Wells Community Center, where Sir talks to Matt and Megan while there with Kristen and Daniel to hear a talk on social distancing. Sir asks his father what he sees in Megan, who explains just how much he appreciates her physical attributes (which are, to an extent, appear to be mentally fabricated for better or worse by Matt or Sir) mainly her breasts, rear, and face. Presumably after this, Sir was partnered up with Megan for a roleplay scenario in which setback requirements for conversations were made. Megan, apparently very committed to her role, coughed directly in Sir's face and said to have not washed her hands in months, as she was allegedly touching his face. Sir was incredibly disgusted by this.
thumb|252x252px|Pretty Megan as viewed by MattA day later, Sir and Daniel are left at Matt's new apartment by Kristen, and are then watched by Megan. Megan, who apparently ate Daniel's "special eggs" against his wishes and continuing to do so in front of them while lounging in the living room, says that she "really hopes" she never has to see them again. To which Daniel responds that he hopes she eats the red egg first. Sir laments after this experience that Megan is "such a bitch" and wonders why his mom made them come. He then explains that Daniel was very angry at Megan, but claimed to be happy, as she did eat the red egg.
Despite Matt's apparently recent purchase of an apartment, he and Megan buy another apartment together. To get it, Matt yelled at the landlord, demanding a cheap price and saying he was moving in immediately. Sir comments on the speed of which the relationship is moving, incredibly confused by the entire situation, especially his father's decision making. He adds that he is definitely not going over there. Sir also mentions having told Daniel about it, to which he only had the response, "scrambled" then walking away, which Sir found funny. After this, Megan apparently felt down the stairs at the new apartment and was wheelchair bound as a result of her injury.
The next day, Sir explains that Matt is coming over to their house to talk to Daniel, in response to what Megan told him about how Daniel talked to her (on either two possible dates). Daniel, after being told by Sir about this, explains that he already knows, and that, "yolks on him". Sir seems disappointed by this response. 
== Death ==
In the middle of Matt's lecture for Daniel as to why he should be more respectful of Megan, Megan (now in a wheelchair due to her injury) begins to roll away. She yells for Matt, but he doesn't realize she's rolling away until it's too late. Her wheel hits a rock, and she soars backwards through the air. Matt finally realizes what has happened and calls out to her, but it's too late. She flies through the windshield of a nearby truck driven by the trucker (who's wearing an Oakdale Wells style parody hat of the MAGA cap) from the gas station that Daniel also threw his red egg at.
 
She crashes through the windshield and lands in the passenger side seat next to the trucker, and is somehow still alive. She makes eye contact with the trucker, who is also in shock at what just happened. All seems strangely well until the trucker then sees Yukiko in the road, and attempts to redirect his truck away from the dog. In a cruel twist of fate, the trucker, losing control of the vehicle, veers off a cliff into a ravine, killing both him and Megan instantly in the explosion. 
It was later confirmed that her soul was sent to Hell. When Daniel sends himself back to Hell in a satanic ritual to meet with the Devil, Megan greets Daniel happily, requesting that he say hi to Matt for her.
As a result of her body never having been recovered from the ravine, she only has a headstone with her name on it in the Oakdale Cemetery. Written on it is: "She soars with the angels" which is likely a morbid reference to the moments before her death. Sir witnessed Matt mourning her death, and comforted him. To which Matt cried about her breasts, still only valuing Megan for her body. 
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