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(In front of some Troll ruins, we see nothing. Then suddenly, four small armies apear from four different sides. One is mainly of Undead and some of other Horde races, one is of Alliance Races dressed in dark clothing, a third is made of random Horde Races (less Undead) and the fourth is of Alliance races, though mainly of Humans. Esme and Camci lead the first, Lashela and Zumi the second (...) and Wheeler (+) the fourth.
They look at each other calmly. They ask each other why they are there, and when they realise they are all looking for the same thing, they all attack each other (except that the first two groups do not attack each other). Elsewhere, the TWRS find themselves lost in STV. Meanwhile Elizabetha and Stoen aproach down the road and find themselves in the middle of the battle.
They wonder why everyone is fighting, Elizabetha complains about all the Hate, and they go in the ruins and come back out with the artifact. They leave and no one notices anything. After a few seconds, some rogue goes in the ruins and comes back out shouting "It's gone!". Everyone gets very angry and they start attacking each other again.)
(Meanwhile, farther down the road, Stoen and Eliza are examininge the object when the ghost of Davinrad Hilon apears and tells them to look in Dalaran. He refuses to tell them anymore. Montywort, still following them hears this and runs back to the Troll ruins where everyone has regrouped. He walks to each individual faction, Horde Army, Stormwind Army and Evil(Horde and Alliance) and casualy mentions something about the artifact's position. To the Horde army he mentions Feralas, to the Stormwind Army he mentions Tanaris and to the Evil guilds he mentions Auberdine. Thus sending them to the farthest areas from Dalaran and STV. As he runs back to catch up with Eliza and Stoen, he passes through TWRS who are talking about the artifacts and mentions something about an artifact being in Ashenvale. He then returns to following Eliza and Stoen.)
Characters: ... still waiting for some confirmations... but it's almost everyone.''
Narrator: All was well at the Ruins of (Name of Ruins). Stranglethorn had seldom been so peaceful since the days of the great troll empires. But then...
(Four armies come from different directions, simultaneously (though none come from the entrance in to the ruins) The armies are that of the Dark Embrace, Brill Horde, Stormwind Army and Mulgore Horde.
(General gasp from commanders of each army)
Alliance Army Commander 1: Filthy Horde! What are they doing here?!
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Horde Commander 1: Disgusting Alliance!
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Camci: This is not going acording to plan...
Esme: I'll signal Alania... (Waves)
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Lashela: Ah... The corpses have signaled for us, my dear. It's time.
Zumi: (To the other Embraced) Prepare to join with the Stinky Brains! (*Forced joke... if you come up with something better, feel free to change)
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Esme: What did they just say?!
Camci: I think it was Kinky Pains...(*Forced joke... if you come up with something better, feel free to change)
Esme: The living are weird...
(Camci: Hey, Esme, that one was funny. - suggestion by Elizabetha regarding an earlier scene with the same characters)
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Wheeler: What are those doing? Are they with us?
Alliance Army Commander 2: It's... it's the Dark Embrace!! They are joining with the Horde!
Wheeler: What?! Bugger!
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Ktalard: Look! It's Camci and Esme's lot! And they are joining with those Alliance Dirt-bags! Traitors!
Jaen: I shall have their heads on a stick!
Snorkyorky: And then we can cook them like marshmallows!
(Pause, while Ktalard and Jaen look at Snorky)
Snorkyorky: ... What?
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Narrator: And so they...
Alliance Army Commander: Death to the Horde! For the Alliance!
Wheeler: For Count Wheeler! ... er I mean, For Stormwind!
Lashela: Summon the Infernals!
Elf: May Elune bless my weapons!
Esme: Let's give them a lesson they will never forget!!
Jaen: Destroy them!
Ktalard: May the Earthmother guide the Humans to their graves!
Snorkyorky: May my polearm slice you up. They will be on a stick like marshmellows.
Paladin: Burn in righteous fire!
Narrator: STOP! STOP! I didn't finish!!
"Oh sorry!" "Righto!" "Hmpf!"
Narrator: Now, (clears throat and continues slower)... And so, valiantly and bravely, they...
"Get on with it!"
Narrator: How impacient!...(clears throat)...they fought...
(Camera turns closer to the characters but the Narrator coughs again and returns to the previous camera angle)
Narrator: ... for Glory and Power. (Long pause) I'm finished.
(Everyone starts fighting, and they repeat the catch frases from before)
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