Boon/Quotes

Boon quotes.
==In Fortuna==
===Idle===
*"Chek nah sis. Glinty thinks he's kicking terminal. Nose grab bombed the landing washed out hard and hit skin on the stretch. K-mart livid." 
*Boon: "Fancy. Whatcha doin'? Got biz?" 
**Roky: "Pump the brakes, bro. This one's a buyer. Need a ride, friend? The Kubrodons and Vent Pobbers are at your service!" 
*Roky: "Hit the rail, movin' terminal, klokkit? Grinded for a lifetime offa that taxie loader. Vapor trail. Couldn't touch Roky." 
**Boon: "Skill don't mean nah lookin' like you dressed by mumsie. Get your crew decked, look the part. Ain't nobody respectin' a pack of fish-lookin' null-units." 
*Roky: "Glinty mucker wants in. I tells him: our family's logical, see? Your lot's biological. Mumsie. Dadsie. Luck a the draw. All coddled and swaddled. Mucker wouldn't last ten seconds in a vent." 
**Boon: "Bah-bah." 
***Roky: "Bah-bah-beh-beh." 
*Boon: "Problem is, see, people are too rich. Not enough to go 'round. That's why we're down this hole." 
**Roky: "Know how you stop someone gettin' too rich?" 
***Boon: "Drop 'em down a hole." 
*Roky: "Skill, bro. Every. Time." 
**Boon: "You could bigflip off an Orb Mother, come down flair and smilin', but it's aaaaall idiot shivers for the crowd you dress bad, sis." 
***Roky: "Win hard, and folks be dressin' bad by breakfast." 
*Boon: "Word is, Nef's gonna sweep the ducts. Now all the Ventkids saw merc-mercs for the job. They's a special unit." 
**Roky: "You're a special unit." 
***Boon: "Gonna net us all up, make us work deep deep down we ain't wily. Nef don't like no Ventkids, an' he don't like no skeg neither." 
*Boon: "Skegging it up?" 
**Roky: "Yeah, it's square in the D-7 ventangle. Bang and bounce is dog. Keep the whole section up we will." 
*Roky: "Legs? All that rhymin'? You want that hangin' logical? How we get somethin' his size into a ventspace? With a mallet?" 
**Boon: "He's gettin' by hard, same as us. Ain't no self-pity in there, neither. Just grit. Scope it clean and you'll klokkit." 
===Entering the Vent with ===
*Boon: "Fam, scope this! Glinty brought Yareli here! Didn't I tell you she was free now?" 
*Boon: "Klokkit! Yareli! Here in our vents! You a real one, Glinty!" 
==In Orb Vallis==
===Near a race===
*"Lord a the Board, Boon! Lord a the Board, Boon! Lord a the Board, Boon!" 
*"Bomb! Wipe out! Get up and do it again!" 
*"Kubrodons! Kubrodons! Kubrodons!" 
===Approaching Boon===
*"Shh shh. We got a player. Howzit Glinty! We got a time record on this stretch. Test it to best it, chek-chek. You gain?" 
*"Oh, howzit Glinty! We fast, you faster? Drop a board and let's see if beat this loop. Aw come on, let's give 'em a chance?" 
*"Glinty! Feeling fast and fancy? Faster than us? Drop a plank and flash some terminal skills. Chek-chek?" 
===Idle===
*"Oi fancy, we gonna do this or what?" 
*"While we're young, chek?" 
*"Cold feet I reckon. They picked the place for it. (laughs)" 
===Starting a K-Drive race===
*"Arright, klokkit! I say go, ya floor it. Time kicks off once you hit the first marker. Ready?" 
*"Rules are simple: timer starts once you hit the first marker. Now, let's see whatya packin'." 
*"Works like this: hit the marker, the timer starts. Vapor trail, chek? Ya bomb and ya done. Ready?" 
====If player leaves after starting====
*"No testin' no bestin'! Lord a the Board. Boon!" 
*"Yeah, the more ya age the more ya beige. S'Why I'm never gettin' that old. Boon!" 
*"Well, Can'tsic say nah bout your skills, but I do like your rags. Keep 'er shiny side up, Glinty!" 
===During a K-Drive race===
*"Now skeg it up!" 
====Through first marker====
*"Boom!" 
*"Nice form. Let's see you keep it." 
*"First marker gone bah-bah!" 
====Through subsequent markers====
*"Still up? Maybe you ain't jammin' flair." 
*"Ain't over till it's net baby! I still got the record here." 
*"You been practicing Glinty?" 
====Almost near the end====
*"Boon's still owns this loop baby! Win or lose!" 
*"I gots to checkity-check the mods on that deck!" 
*"Don't choke baby! Wash out and you check out." 
====If time runs out====
*"Ha ha! Klokked it. Fish-lookin' null-unit." 
*"Oof. Idiot shivers all 'round. Ya bombed that one, Glinty." 
*"Put in the hours, Glinty. You'll get there. Hahahaha!" 
===Finishing a K-Drive race===
*"You's a lucky mucker an' no mistake. Skin a ya teeth, Glinty!" 
*"Ya, don't get smug. You did fine but chek no flair. You scored that one, but I'm still king." 
*"Nothin' fancy, but got it done. Ya plank okay for a glinty mucker." 
;Best performance
*"Flair! Terminal! Smooth! Chek, chek, chek!" 
*"You styling like a Ventkid! Whos your logical fam? Where you hanging? Got tips?" 
*"You ain't fancy Glinty. You terminal! You got moves baby!" 
===Profit Taker Bounty Phase 3===
*"Howzit, lady-matey."
*"Right, Kubrodons got all the tricks, chek? Been taxin' lab parts since we was sprogs. Primo electromags, that place. Anyways: intake/outtake vent C7A, innit? Back a the place. Blocked, but your ol' mucker Boon here's rigged it askew, just for you! cheksic chek!"
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