PSA: The New Institute

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PSA: The New Institute Apr 23 2019 Pharma
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PSA: New Institute, New You
 The Grand Convocation is pleased to announce the launch of the New Institute, a program made available to all Autobot personnel offering the latest mnemosurgical techniques including psychological remediation and memory replacement therapy. These services are guaranteed to completely free anyone of disorders such as depression, anxiety, bipolarism, and other mental maladies.
 However, it should be noted that such procedures are very expensive and potentially risky; therefore, they will only be made available as a last resort and alternative to permanent dismissal if counseling and other less invasive strategies have failed.
 We can assure all personnel that any and all mnemosurgical intervention must always first be consented to via official signed documention (see referenced Addendum below) before taking place--it is only an -option- for those so severely plagued by various psychoses that they have become a danger to themselves and to those around them.
 The new facility is now operating at Deltaran's Iacon chapter. Please refer to the new Addendum 171, Article 97 of Annex 15 for all standard operating procedures related to this new program, including consent forms.
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