Festival of Blood: The Future World of Chaos Delirium and Urban Warfare Revived II (Map Game)

Festival of Blood: The Future World of Chaos Delirium and Urban Warfare Revived II (FoB:TFWCDUWR II) is a Map Game created and administrated by Flaming Spaghetti Monster.
Unlike most Map Games, the rules in this one will be minimal and you will be encouraged to do any creative and stupid thing you want to do.
==Staff==
*Supreme Ruler/Memelord
**Flaming Spaghetti Monster
*Administrator
**Vacant
*Map-maker
**Pissiu369
*NPC Maker
**Flaming Spaghetti Monster
==Rules==
*Even though this Map Game has little to no restrictions compared to most Map Games, there are still some limitations, which include;
**You can't take over THAT much land in 1 turn (taking lets say Poland and Austria as Germany is ok but taking half of Africa with South Africa isn't)
**Nukes are allowed, but you can't use them to wipe out the entire planet unless the owner authorizes nuclear war (the same applies to all other WMDs)
**You can try making as much dank coups you want to but they will still be decided by NPCs
**There is a slim chance of getting rebels if you have an extremly dank nation such as United Asia or United South America
**You can still get kicked if most players consider that you're OP to god-like levels
**Have fun wrecking stuff.
==Warnings, Kicks and Bans==
None so far.
==Player List==
*Flaming Spaghetti Monster - United States of America
*Pisiu369 - Russian Federation
*EthanKoenigsberg - United Kingdom
*Razvy Sorescu - India
*GreenGuy - Batikhan City
*TheCreator - Colombia
*Asdf - Swaziland
*Evergreen Mapper - Serbia
*ThatMapperGuy - People's Republic of China
*Bahamutan - Mexico
*Balkan Mapping - Bulgaria
*Bugking3 - Poland
==Alliances/Organizations==
None so far.
==Top 40 Powers==
#United States of America
#People's Republic of China
#Russian Federation
#India
#United Britannia
#France
#Japan
#Turkey
#Germany
#Italy
#South Korea
#Egypt
#Pakistan
#Indonesia
#Brazil
#Israel
#Vietnam
#Poland
#Taiwan
#Thailand
#Iran
#Canada
#Australia
#Saudi Arabia
#North Korea
#Algeria
#Spain
#Greece
#Sweden
#Ukraine
#Mexico
#Czech Republic
#Myanmar
#Malaysia
#Argentina
#Syria
#Switzerland
#Norway
#Netherlands
#Colombia
==Game==
===Turn 1 (2016)===
====Player Events====
United States of America
*Government: Donald Trump is elected in November but he gets killed by a KFC Worker in his victory speech, the Republican Party is unable to name someone to replace Trump because all the other candidates like Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer killed themselves so the Congress resolves to let Obama stay in power indefinitely.
*Military: Dank
*Wars:
**Operation Coca Cola Bear: In order to get more of those white bears (i think they were called polar bears but they may be equator bears) the USA decides to invade the North Pole and declare war on Denmark. Some 8,000 troops are sent to occupy Nuuk and surrounding areas which makes Greenland capitulate by end of year, it is then annexed into the USA
**Operation Banana: The USA invades all shitty irrelevant nations in the Caribbean except for Cuba which will be invaded later the rest are defeated and annexed as the state of Thundaria after merging with Puerto Rico
**Operation Big Oil: Cabinda enclave in Africa is invaded by 15,000 american marines for no particular reason, after rekting weak angolans the territory is annexed and renamed to Kapinda. We also tell Angola to fuck off and let it go or we'll kill them for real
**Operation Ocean: The USA sends around 2,000 soldiers to seize a bunch of islands in the pacific while using Guam as base to attack, all visible Pacific nations in map are annexed (Solomon Island, Samoa/Fiji). French Caledonia is also taken over because Nickel and because Britannia is rekting Baguette.
*Economy: Dank as hell
*Diplomacy:
**Canada: We guarantee them and ask them to join us to form the North American Union.
**Mexico and Central America: Independence guaranteed.
India
*Government:
** Toll building around borders in Pakistan: The Government has puttted some tolls around Pakistan borders,which pakistani People must pay $1000 to Enter India.
*Military:
** Tanks: They build 120 more
** Jet fighters: They build 36 more
*Laws:
* Pakistani people must pay $2000 for a ticket to Mumbai.
*School Massacres are also banned.
*Diplomacy:
** Sri Lanka: Se send an ultimatum if you joins us, and if you don't, you will die
** Bangladesh: Same with Sri Lanka
Vatican City:
Religion: Vatican changes it national religion to Pagan. This causes Italy to collapse (true story, mate) and Vatican is now as big as in 1836.
Pope: Pope makes a very important statement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoHGTzqJTM0
Isis: Vatican supports aids ISIS in two horses and five cream cakes.
Weed: Is now legal.
United Kingdom of Britannia (during Ethan Chong's reign) | Imperium of Vischania
*government: Lizzie dies of brain cancer and the royal family got rekt by Ethan Chong. Suddenly, three days later, Vischanians (mammalian and avian humanoids, all resemble nearly similar to animals we had) arrive and kills Ethan Chong.
*military: all humans are forced to become soldiers or become enslaved for hard labour like dark. vischanian generals command them using "chips" like the ones in time that African imperium has. Railgun is already developed and nukes are a priority in development
*conflict
**starring war (no not Hungary): we invade belgium, because you know it is a swear word. belgium got rekt and we annex
**operation arcy-sur-cure: we invade france, idk why, we want Arcy-Sur-Cure. we occupy some lands in north
**operation goldenrebel25: we hate irish people trying to get independence so we decide to rekt them by sending soldiers equipped with heavy railgun and armour and we annex them
**operation Opret Tha God: we hate opret so we need to kill denmark, we take their mainland stuff along with faroe islands rip for them. we kill opret for treason
*coups: Vischanians came out of nowhere, are body snatchers. They try to intend replace European rulers and their associates (Australia, New Zealand) with themselves. They will kill politicians and replace their position if a coup is successful except UAE
**starring coup: we coup hungary, our goal is to replace janos ader, pm and their parliament with vischanians
**jabril coup: we coup uae, our goal is to make Jabril ruler
**turkish coup: we coup again for turkey but WE WILL KILL ALL POLITICIANS HERE AND REPLACE THEM
**greek coup: LOL MORE COUP
**DEUTSCHE WELT: we coup the deutsche welle
**tilean coup: we coup italy
*demographics: 90% of our population is human (65.1 million) and the 10% are vischanian, about 70% of the humans are in military nd 20% go for hard labour while vischanians are basically nobles
*Region: It is split to five regions now, Northumbria, Wales, Anglia, Caledonia and Hibernia.
*diplomacy:
**Portugal: WE DEMAND ALLIANCE OR WE WILL KILL U
**Netherlands: WE DEMAND VASSAL OR WE WILL KILL U
**Iceland: WE DEMAND VASSAL OR WE WILL KILL U
**Argentina: FALKLANDS IS BRITISH YOU N00B XAADDDDDD, we demand south of their land or die their shitso army.
**Australia: WE DEMAND VASSAL OR WE WILL KILL U (same as nz)
**New Zealand: WE DEMAND VASSAL OR WE WILL KILL YOU (but they also made guarantee independence)
Russian Federation
*Government:
**DANK CONSCRIPTION: We conscript 1,000,000 Russians into our armies.
**Communism is on the rise 750983: USSR WILL RISE AGIAN
*Wars:
**Operation USSR: Ukraine is invaded with 30,000 troops along with support from Russian nationalisits, the country is annexed.
**Operation USSR: War is declared on the 3 baltic states, we send 40,000 troops to invade and fuck them.
**Operation WHITE: Caucasus nations are invaded with 40,000 troops and annexed.
**Coup in Finland: Yeah coup results in npc events.
**Coup in China: XDD WE ARE BECOMING COMMUNIST AND THEY ARE COMMUNIST SO IT SHOULD WORK
*Economy: We nationalise our industries and companies.
*Diplomacy:
**USA: XDD GIVE ALASKA PLOX
**Belarus: Join us
**Kazakhstan: Join us
**Turkmenistan: Join us
**Kringeystan: Join us
**Uzbekistan: Join us
**North Korea: Lets kill capitalist South Korea next turn kkk
====NPC Events====
*Islamic State: They take over Iraq, Syria, Kuwait, half of Libya and three quarters of Yemen. Meanwhile Boko Haram takes more lands in Africa. Also they now have regular air force and navy thanks to stealing syrian iraqi and libyan ones plus buying stuff from secret suppliers
*Canada: They join the USA to form the North American Union
*Sri Lanka and Bangladesh: They accept Indian ultimatum and join them
*British Coups: The coups in UAE is successul and the one in Hungary is semi-succesful (there's civil war) but all others fail
*Netherlands and Iceland: They agree on becoming UK vassals
*Portugal: They accept UK alliance.
*Australia, New Zealand and Argentina: They tell UK to fuck off and they make alliance of south hemisphere.
*Russian Coups: They fail.
*Kazakhstan and Belarus; They agree on joining Russia but all other nations invited decline.
===Turn 2 (2017)===
==== Player Events ====
Republic of Serbia
* Government: The government is more focused on military.
* Economy: Lots of military factories are built to produce tanks and other equipment for the armed forces. GDP increases to $112.279 billion.
* Military: The military is increased largely and several countries are invaded.
**  Army: 100,000 troops are trained bringing active personnel to 152,000.  Reserve remains the same at 170,000.
**  Air Force: The aging aircraft are completely scrapped and numerous are built and ordered.  66 multirole and 15 bombers
**  Navy: Serbia used to be landlocked but now they have borders with the sea.  the navy consists of 30 minesweepers, 2 cruisers, 3 submarines, and 1 destroyer.
**  Wars and Conflicts: Kosovo is invaded and annexed (now no one will question my ownership of Kosovo!).  Monetenengro is invaded and annexed.  Macedonia is invaded and annexed.  Bosnia and Herzegovina is half occupied.  I start a coup in Bulgaria.
* Technology:
** Military: Hover tanks are being researched and a working prototype will be available in 2020.  
** Civilian: A space program is started and massive amounts of funding is out into it.  A unmanned mission is sent to the moon to collect samples.  A manned mission is planned for 2020.
* Diplomacy:
** Russia: FTA and alliance proposed.  
** China:FTA and alliance proposed.  
** Italy: FTA and alliance proposed.  
** Albania: JOIN OR DIE!!!  
** Croatia: Be my vassal and I will help you expand!
** Romania: Don't mess with me.
Republic of Bulgaria:
* Diplomacy:
Serbia: Proposed alliance.
Romania: Please join me, united we are stronger.
Balkan Federation: The idea for the Balkan Federation is started and it's proposed to all Balkan countries, except Greece and Moldova. (I don't count the European part of Turkey).
* Military: It's not used but there are 500,000 soldiers, 500 tanks, 70 multirole and 20 bombers.
* Wars: Stopping the coup in Bulgaria and proposing peace to Serbia. Later proposing peace.
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