‘The One Who Knows How to Get the Job Done’ Contest

‘The One Who Knows How to Get the Job Done’ Contest is a competition created in a vain hope to discover who West of the Tree is mysteriously searching for, someone he calls “The one who knows how to get the job done.”
Many have tried to get West to elaborate on what this means, but he often runs away crying when asked. Each year, there is a ‘The One Who Knows How to Get the Job Done’ Contest, held in a city chosen at random. Millions enter the contest, but only one lucky winner is chosen by a panel of judges. The winner receives nothing, as West of the Tree isn’t aware of the contest’s existence.