Time Junction/Pilot, Part 2

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TIME JUNCTION
(We see Hat Kid in her spaceship-turned-office, busy fiddling with her Roomba. She then gets a call on the phone, and picks it up)
Hat Kid: Hello, manager, how can I-
Snatcher: Hey, kiddo! Have you considered not supplying fresh towels?
Hat Kid: ...please explain?
(The Snatcher rises up from below the floor boards behind Hat Kid, and leans in close to her)
Snatcher: WE CAN SAVE 50590495 PONS A YEAR IF WE STOP SUPPLYING FRESH TOWELS!
Hat Kid: Fifty million?!
Snatcher: Think about it, kid! The hotel’s been open for an entire year now, and it’s draining us dry!
Hat Kid: But think about the guests! They need to be dry, too!
Snatcher: Who cares about the guests!? As long as they pay to book in, it doesn’t matter what happens to them! We have hundreds of rooms! We can’t afford that many towels!
Hat Kid: ...doesn’t that defeat the point of our business venue, though? Giving people a GOOD experience if they’re lost in time?
Snatcher: I may be the one making all the money around here, but you’re not very sensible with it! Why did you even hire me if you won’t listen to my ideas, kiddo?
Hat Kid: … (just stares at the Snatcher)
Snatcher: ...Whatever. See you later.
(Snatcher sinks back into the floorboards)
Hat Kid: Well… (gets another phone call) Hello?
Cherry Blossom: Hey, Hat Kid! I don’t know if you’ve seen, but some of the Roombots have been acting kind of erratic... Apparently their speech is getting distorted, too. I tried calling IT, but they didn’t pick up. They must be slacking off again...
Hat Kid: Well, that’s a problem. Maybe try asking them personally? Besides, they never clean up in there.
Cherry Blossom: I would, but I’m kind of busy cleaning right now. Some slime guest has just left the entire hotel room covered in goop.
Hat Kid: A slime guest? Did you get any information on them?
Cherry Blossom: Uh… No. They left in a hurry.
Hat Kid: ...well, maybe try asking Orange?
Cherry Blossom: Thanks, I’ll give her a call. We need some sort of hotel jail for troublemakers like this. (puts the phone down)
Hat Kid: Haywire Roombots and slime, huh? What a handful...
(transition to the reception, where Orange is busy watching a tennis video on a tablet, when she hears the sound of a time portal)
Orange: Sweet, a new guest! The reception’s been awfully quiet today!
(the time portal emerges, and a human made of mirror glass emerges)
Orange: Hello and welcome to the Time Junction, the hotel for all those lost in time! May I have your name?
Miroir: Miroir.
Orange: ...Miroir, huh? What species are you, Miroir?
Miroir: A Mirroid. People made of mirror glass.
Orange: Never heard of those before… but don’t worry, everything’s welcome here in the time nexus! Here are your keys...
(Orange hands over the key to room 0003565)
Miroir: ...three-five-six-five? Where’s that room?
Orange: Not to worry, our porter can bring you there!
(Chell steps through a portal in the lobby)
Orange: Chell, this guest’s headed for Room 3565!
Chell: ... (sign language)
Miroir: What does that mean? Sorry, I don’t know sign language.
Orange: She means “follow me”.
Miroir: Typical mute?
Orange: Yep. Or very very angry, but we’re not sure.
(Miroir follows Chell, as she fires portals between areas of the hotel, confusing him. He loses track of where he is going and bumps into a young zombie.)
Brainz: Ow… Hey, who are you?
Miroir: My name’s Miroir. What about you, are you another guest?
Brainz: Uh, yeah. I’m Brainz. MR Z BRAINZ. I got lost on the way to my new job.
Miroir: ...wait, you have a job here?
Brainz: No, no, back at home. I ended up here by getting lost there...
Mirror: Oh, right. My mistake. What’s with the emphasis on there?
Brainz: It’s kind of a rocky route from the Underworld back up to the ground… Anyway, I gotta be off. Octavio just stocked his new record, and I gotta be first in line to get it...
Miroir: Alright, seeya.
(Mirror and Brainz go separate ways. Mirror ends up finding Chell again, who gestures for him to jump into another portal, which he does. Mirror then ends up in a corridor with Rooms 3521 to 3660)
(After some walking, Chell stops at a door and gestures to it, Room 3565.)
Chell: …
Miroir: Here we are. Thanks, Chell.
(Miroir uses the key on Room 3565, it opens perfectly and he walks in.)
(Transition to another door, this time for Room 1318, that Sanae Kochiya walks out of)
Sanae: Well, I’m pretty short on groceries. I’d better go down to the mart for more!
(Sanae runs down the corridor, and along her way ends up almost crashing into a Roombot. She skids to a halt and takes a look at what the Roombot’s carrying - futomaki rolls)
Sanae: (Huh, didn’t know the Roombots delivered sushi.)
Roombot: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. I GOT THE FUUUUTO(corrupted noises)MAKI.
(Sanae continues running, then starts going down stairs, only to notice another Roombot also holding futomaki rolls)
Roombot: YOUR FUTOMAKI, SIR. YOUR FUTOMAKI, SIR. YOUR FUTOMAKI, SIR.
Sanae: (They’re clunky as ever… is futomaki popular now?)
(Sanae exits the staircase and arrives in the shopping area, where even more Roombots are rampaging)
Multiple Roombots: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI.
Sanae: (Are they seriously ALL delivering futomaki? Are they broken?)
Multiple Roombots: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. (some of them collapse on the spot)
Sanae: Futomaki. Futomaki! Futomaki! Futo-
(two Roombots turn to face her)
Roombots: FUTOMAKI?
Sanae: Uh, no, I meant…
Multiple Roombots: YOUR FUTOMAKI, SIR! YOUR FUTOMAKI, MADAM!
Sanae: AH!
(The Roombots start chasing after Sanae. She scrams, quickly finding Dededemart and slipping through the door.)
Roombots: PERMISSION TO ENTER DEDEDEMART IS NOT AUTHORISED. RETREAT FOR NOW.
(The Roombots leave. We then see Sanae inside Dededemart, which is completely black, so all that’s visible is her eyes)
Sanae: Well, at least I’m away from the Roombots, but I can’t see a thing...
(King Dedede is snoring)
Sanae: ...and the shopkeeper’s asleep?
(Sanae fumbles around for a light switch, tripping over something and causing a racket as the cans crash on the floor)
Dedede: Agh! Who’s there!?
Sanae: Sanae Kochiya. Sorry about tripping and knocking over the cans.
Dedede: (switches on the light) You interrupted my mid-day nap… But nevermind about that! Welcome to the Dededemart! What can I get ya?
(pause)
Dedede: We’re out of futomaki rolls, though. And chocolate milk and pocky, as per usual...
Sanae: That sucks, I would have loved to have some chocolate milk…
Dedede: Take it up with the thing that comes in every morning and cleans me dry.
Sanae: But you still have bread, right?
Dedede: Yeah, of course! What kind-
(music starts blaring from outside. Dedede turns to the wall and bangs it with his hammer)
Dedede: KEEP IT DOWN, OCTOPUS! (turns back to Sanae) So anyway, what kind?
Sanae: Let’s go with white bread today. The sandwich press has problems with brown bread nowadays.
Dedede: Alright. How many loaves?
Sanae: Two.
Dedede: Okay...
Sanae: Oh, yeah. I’d also like to buy some butter, some flour, some eggs, some brown sugar, some vanilla extract, and enough milk to last for the rest of the week.
Dedede: Uh huh. (He packs the groceries in a Dedede-styled plastic bag) That’ll be 650 Pons!
Sanae: Sure thing! (hands over a 500-Pon piece and three 50-Pon pieces, then takes the bag) Thanks, King Dododo!
Dedede: The name’s DEDEDE!
Sanae: ...Dedede, even. Bye!
Dedede: Seeya! Have a great Dededay!
(Sanae exits the shop. As she walks out with her groceries, Brainz rushes past and into Wasabi Beats, next door to the Dededemart)
Octavio: Sorting out my beats~ It is very heat~
Brainz: Hey, Octavio! I’m here for the new record single!
Octavio: Ah, if it isn’t my most undead customer! The new records are in the case over there. I’m in the middle of organising these, so I’ll get to you in a second…
Brainz: Alright. (walks to the counter and waits)
Octavio: Sorting out my jams~ I wanna eat some ham~
Brainz: ...This song doesn’t make much sense.
Octavio: Sorting out my music~ It is pretty trusic~
Brainz: “Trusic” is not a word.
Octavio: Oh my tentacles, take the record and get out!
Brainz: Uh, gladly. (He pays for the record) See you later, Octavio. Maybe I should bring a dictionary.
Octavio: Sorting out my bops~ I hope it isn’t illegal so I don’t get arrested by the cops~
Brainz: You wouldn’t get arrested for that. That last line is way too long, too.
Octavio: Please get out.
(Brainz leaves)
(Mari walks into the hotel greenhouse and lays down her picnic blanket)
Mari: Hey, Basil! Hey, Herb! Hey, Dave! Hey, Jasmine!
(Herb Cookie, Crazy Dave, Jasmine and Basil are all looking at a peculiar plant Herb has grown.)
Basil: What’s this plant?
Jasmine: It’s called a “Hornwater”. They make water to heal other plants. A perfect supplement for any lawn!
Dave: Can it heal my itchy rash?
Herb: Uh… I guess so. It would certainly reduce the swelling.
Crazy Dave: Cool beans!
Mari: Guys? (They’re totally engrossed in that plant…)
Herb: So, what have you been growing, Basil?
Basil: (pulls out a tiny Quickthorn) Well, my Quickthorns have been going slowly… the Traveller’s Joys worked a charm, though. The Tamarisk is doing fine, too… It is strange having plants with faces, but I guess I’ll get used to it…
Crazy Dave: Have you tried feeding them Plant Food? Delicious and nutritious!
Jasmine: Maybe not on a picnic, Dave.
Herb: Wouldn’t the plants need feeding, too?
Crazy Dave: Of course they would - but we normally just leave the sun to that. It’s the Plant Food that makes the plants go battle-mad!
Basil: ...then why did you suggest it for the picnic?
Crazy Dave: BECAUSE I’M CRAAAAAAAAAZY!
(Basil walks over to the blanket and sits down)
Basil: I think I’d prefer normal food…
Mari: What’s wrong, Basil? Is something the matter?
Basil: You didn’t bring Plant Food with you, did you?
Mari: Don’t worry, I’m not serving the stuff that’s for the plants. I’ve got watermelons and candy and sandwiches and all kinds of other snacks...
Basil: ...Wait, is it okay to eat fruit in here? While all the battle-mad plants can see?
Mari: Uhhh… Maybe ask the others…
Jasmine: Don’t worry, the plants don’t eat fruit.
Crazy Dave: That’s right. Watermelons are plants, too!
Basil: They’re filled with all sorts of odd things where I come from.
Jasmine: What kind?
Basil: ...Other food. Jacks. Poetry books. That sort of thing.
Herb: So… they’re watermelon parcels?
Mari: On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t eat these watermelons. You never know what could be inside…
Crazy Dave: Could there be bombs? BOMBS?!
Mari: Who knows?
(Transition to a new scene, at the Go Ape area. Vincent’s bored, he’s just climbing about.)
???: Halt, fiend!
(Vincent turns to see Owain, casually holding a wooden sword from another tree)
Owain: We lock eyes in this canopy! Face me, evildoer!
Vincent: Gladly! (summons the Quintessence in his hand with a flash of light)
Owain: A sword forged of light? How can that be?
Vincent: You wanted to face me, didn’t you?
Owain: ...maybe not this high up. I was just kidding!
Vincent: Good plan. (puts the Quintessence away with another light flash) Now lead the way, Owain.
Owain: Scion of Legend, Owain.
Vincent: I can’t keep calling you that!
Owain: Fine…
(the two start traversing the treeline)
Owain: Hey, want to go to the pool after this?
Vincent: Sure thing!
(Vincent looks down to see multiple Roombots circling around)
Vincent: ...hey, what are those Roombots doing?
Owain: Roombots?
Vincent: Yeah. Roombots.
Roombots: THERE IS NO ESCAAAAPE. ONLY FUTOMAKI!
Vincent: Futomaki? Escape? What do they mean?
Owain: Clearly they’re after something. Could that be… the two of us?
Vincent: They’re not looking up.
Owain: Maybe they just haven’t found us.
Roombots: THERE IS NO ESCAAAAAPE.
Vincent: ...the things with scanners? They could sense us from really far away.
Owain: What’s to fear? You’re Vincent Everglade, master of the four elements!
Vincent: What’s a ghost sword going to do against angry machines?
Owain: You can spray water spirits on them. I don’t think they’re waterproof models.
Vincent: Doesn’t the hotel need those things? Even if they do go crazy?
Roombots: THERE IS NO ESCAAAAAPE.
Owain: ...fair point. We can just go around them… And they wouldn’t dare follow anyone into the pool...
Vincent: Okay, let’s keep going, and-
(branch snaps, Owain freaks out)
Vincent: Huh? (turns around to see Owain falling, grabbing onto the part of the branch that didn’t snap) Oh, great! At least you’ve got that harness on…
Owain: I could have died, Vincent!
Vincent: You’re fine, just grab my hand!
(Vincent reaches down to grab Owain’s hand. He takes it, and Vincent struggles to pull him back up)
Roombots: THERE IS NO ESC(corrupted noises) ONLY FUTOMAAAAAAA-
(Susie chases the Roombots out with her laser blaster)
Susie: Stop bothering the guests!
Roombots: BUT WE MUST DELIVER FUTOMAKI.
Susie: They’re not supposed to be eating in the climbing range, are they?
Roombots: ...FAIR ENOUGH. WE WILL SWITCH OUR OPERATING DUTIES ELSEWHERE.
Susie: (sighs, then gets out her phone) Hello?
Roy: Hello, IT, have you tried turning it on and off again?
Susie: What, all ten thousand futomaki-hungry Roombots? No, I haven’t.
Roy: Is it definitely plugged in?
Susie: What?
(cut to the IT Department, showing the three employees playing Guitar Hero while the answering machine plays its pre-recorded message)
Answering Machine: Have you tried reinstalling the software?
(cut back to Susie on the phone)
Susie: What are you even talking about!?
(she hangs up the phone)
Susie: What is it with those people...
(we see Cherry Blossom in the corridors, sweeping up the hallways while two Roombots follow her, supposedly sweeping)
Cherry Blossom: (hums)
Roombot 1: MADAM?
Cherry Blossom: (keeps humming)
Roombot 2: MADAM, YOU-
Cherry Blossom: Keep sweeping, Roombots.
Roombot 1: …
Roombot 2: YOUR FUTOMAKI, MADAM.
Cherry Blossom: My what?
Roombot 1: MY SCANNERS INDICATE UNIT#08473 IS SUFFERING A MALFUNCTION.
Roombot 2: (turns to Roombot 1) UNIT#02176, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED FUTOMAKI?
Roombot 1: NO. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOBLIN.
Cherry Blossom: Let’s not argue, now…
Roombot 2: FUTOMAKI! FUTOMA- (long pause) -KI!
Cherry Blossom: I can’t deal with these Roombots… And I still don’t know who was responsible for that slime mess in the hotel room…
(We see Worm in their room, drinking chocolate milk from a straw)
Worm: Awesome. I’m out of choccy again. Time to clean out that penguin!
(loud headbutt-knocking on the door)
Worm: Go away, Wet Balloon! I know it’s you!
Wet Balloon: I just wanna say hi!
Worm: Go say hi to somebody else!
Wet Balloon: But I don’t know anybody else here!
Worm: That zombie boy is here… Go bother him...
Wet Balloon: But he doesn’t know me! We’re all from different timelines here, remember?
Worm: No, and I’d prefer not to remember at all!
Wet Balloon: Me and Flippa are going to the pool!
Worm: I thought you weren’t allowed in there anymore.
Wet Balloon: Not without supervision.
Worm: This hotel seriously needs some sort of police force…
(pause)
Worm: Say, did you hear the Roombots are giving out free futomaki rolls? Just go up to one and say “I ordered futomaki”. 
Wet Balloon: Wait, really!? I gotta grab some! Thanks, W!
Worm: Stop calling me “W”.
Wet Balloon: Me and Flippa will see you later. I gotta ask for that futomaki!
(Wet Balloon “charges” down the hallways)
Worm: Hahahahaha… How gullible…
(Meanwhile, we see Vincent and Owain at the hotel pool. Flippa is waiting around by the edge impatiently.)
Flippa: Ugh, where did that blue idiot wander off to?
(Vincent splashes water, collaterally spraying Flippa)
Flippa: Hey, be careful with my suit! I can’t get it wet!
Vincent: Then why are you even here?
Flippa: Wet Balloon legally needs supervision around any body of water...
(Vincent swims away, quickly followed by Owain. Wet Balloon soon floats into the scene, beaten up)
Wet Balloon: AH! I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!
Flippa: What now?
Wet Balloon: W told me I could get free futomaki rolls just by asking a Roombot… I did… And then tons of them started stampeding after me! Thankfully they’re not allowed to enter the pool.
(Flippa looks at the entrance and sees about a hundred Roombots ominously clustered at the doorway, motionless)
Roombot Chorus: ACCESS UNAUTHORISED. ACCESS UNAUTHORISED. ACCESS UNAUTHORISED.
Flippa: That’s creepy…
Wet Balloon: Quick, let’s get away! (falls into the pool)
Flippa: Wait!
(on the other side of the pool, Vincent and Owain are sitting on the side, Vincent holding the Quintessence)
Vincent: Hey, watch this! (launches a wave of fireballs into the pool, sending off steam)
Owain: Woah, it’s like one big hot-tub!
Vincent: If you think that’s cool, watch what I can do with wind!
Flippa: Wait, stop! If you mess with the water too much, it’ll trigger off-
(Vincent’s about to summon wind, when he hears a loud noise from the other end of the pool)
Wet Balloon: SO MANY ELEMENTS… TOO MUCH… AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Owain: ...what was that?
Vincent: I don’t know, but I’m not going there...
(the fog clears, and a giant, Wet Balloon-like Kraken is visible)
Owain: A monster?! A monster in the water?!
Wet Kraken: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Flippa: Awesome. It happened again.
Vincent: What is that thing?!
Susie: Just another Tuesday for Wet Balloon in the swimming pool.
(Susie walks in)
Susie: You see, when a balloon mixes with their corresponding element, they take on an alternate, giant-sized form. Wet Balloon, for example, transforms into a kraken.
Flippa: Yep. A giant, blood-thirsty kraken.
Vincent: A what now?
Owain: A kraken! They’re huge deep-sea monsters! They’re like giant squids!
Vincent: How can we change them back?
Susie: I’d suggest applying a counter-acting element. If you make Wet Balloon dry, for instance.
Flippa: Dry? How would we manage that?
Vincent: I’ve got it!
(Vincent stands up and channels magic into the Quintessence, then swings at full force, flinging sand at Wet Kraken)
Wet Kraken: AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(The kraken collapses and disappears under the water, and after a few moments, an unconscious Wet Balloon floats to the surface)
Susie: I thought you were supervising, Flippa!
Flippa: I was! Blame these two boys for stirring up the reaction!
Owain: Us?! We didn’t do anything!
Vincent: That’s right! I only splashed Flippa!
Flippa: I didn’t appreciate that, either! If my suit fails, my life-support fails! I can only survive in conditions with a lot of fast movement and flashing lights!
Owain: That’s ridiculous…
Susie: Look, just… take Wet Balloon to the hotel infirmary, and I’ll deal with all the sand in the pool…
Vincent: Why don’t you ban that thing?
Susie: I don’t think even I have the heart for that… And I’m a corporate secretary…
(Susie gets a call on her phone)
Susie: Hello, Susanna Patrya Haltmann.
Bow Kid: Hey, Susie! We need you over in the meeting room! We need to discuss… The problem. You know what I mean, right?
Susie: Yes. The problem. I’ll be right over.
Flippa: Wait! You can’t just leave us here with an unconscious zeppelin and a pool full of sand!
Susie: Maybe I’ll leave some of the Roombots in- (pause) Oh, wait.
(distant Roombot screeching can be heard)
Susie: I wonder if there’s a sensible Roombot among the ranks.
(A Roombot makes its way to the entrance)
Roombot: HELLO, MADAM. THIS IS UNIT #02176. I HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH ESCORTING YOU TO THE MEETING ROOM.
Susie: Ah, just the Roombot I’ve been looking for! Say, can you stay here and watch the pool for me, and I’ll make my way to the meeting on my own…
Roombot: ARE YOU SURE? IT DOES NOT APPEAR SAFE TO ROAM THE HOTEL GROUNDS AT THE MOMENT. THERE ARE TOO MANY CORRUPTED ROOMBOTS.
Susie: Who’s the one with the Roombot Paralyser?
Roombot: ...FAIR ENOUGH. I WILL ESCORT MR FLIPPA AND THE INJURED PATIENT TO THE HOTEL INFIRMARY. BUT… MS VANESSA IS CURRENTLY AT THE MEETING ROOM, SO IT MAY BE A WHILE UNTIL MEDICAL ATTENTION CAN BE GIVEN.
Vincent: Hey, what about us? We can’t just stay in this sand-filled pool!
Roombot: UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION, THERE ARE NO CLEANING TEAMS AVAILABLE. THE POOL WILL BE CLOSED FOR THE TIME BEING UNTIL PROPER CLEANING PROCEDURES CAN BE PERFORMED.
Owain: Wow, this thing really knows about the hotel!
Vincent: The Roombots are smart like that… When they work, of course. Half the time they’re complete idiots. 
(we see Susie working her way along the corridors, while Roombots try to offer her futomaki)
Roombot: FUUUUU-TOOO-MAAAA-KIIIII?
Susie: No. Please, no.
Roombot: BUT FUUUUU-TOO-MAAA-KIIIII- (notices that Susie is out of earshot)
(The Roombot starts to trail after her)
Roombot: MADAM… YOU ARE VIOLATING CODE-3-(corrupted noise). IF YOU DO-DO-DO-DO NOT COMPLY… LE-LE-LETHAL FORCE MAY BE USED.
Susie: Buzz off, #01672.
(Susie fires her Roombot Paralyser at the Roombot)
Roombot: ADNNCLKANLKASNLKANSLKNLNCNNLKNLKNAPNLKNK LNNERBNKBLJLJBAJBSHJLKABBLCTUAKDNAKNDNREALKNCLN
(Other Roombots hear the noise and start hurtling after Susie)
Susie: ...wonderful.
Roombots: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI.
Susie: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI.
Roombots: FUTO… MAKI… RECALCULATING… NEW TARGETS FOUND. (the crowd hurtles off in a different direction) 
(Turning into an employee-only corridor, Susie finds the door to the meeting room and walks inside)
Susie: Sorry for being late. I had to make sure the pool wasn’t unsupervised… and throw off the rampant Roombots.
Hat Kid: Wait, “threw them off”? You just threw them off?
Susie: Somehow. I imitated their “Futomaki” as an experiment, and they all… found new targets?
Bow Kid: Who cares what she did, we’re suffering a major crisis here!
Corrin: I’ve been getting complaints all day about this, too!
Snatcher: Ugh, can we bother those IT guys about it?
Bow Kid: I did, and they just told me “they’re working on it”!
Lemon: It doesn’t sound like they’re doing any work at all!
Sea Fairy: They didn’t even show up for the meeting!
Cherry Blossom: On another note, I found the culprit of the slime mess. It was just a Pink Slimoo!
Vanessa: On a happier note, we only suffered 65 casualties!
Orange: ONLY 65?! Those are our guests, Vanessa, we’re responsible for their safety!
Octavio: It’s their fault if they can’t fight back against those heaps of scrap metal!
Hat Kid: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
(The room goes silent)
Hat Kid: ...Susie, can you explain what happened more clearly?
Susie: One of the Roombots was pestering me for futomaki - #01672, to be exact. I rejected him. He gave chase, and then I paralysed him.
Sea Fairy: ...okay.
Herb: You paralysed one of our Roombots? You could damage them!
Chell: …
Susie: It was a life-or-futomaki situation.
Corrin: ...is futomaki really that bad? We have it in Hoshido, it’s really not that-
Conductor: Put it this way, laddie. Do ya think the Roombots actually have futomaki?
Lemon: Hey, now that you mention it, a few of them don’t.
Grooves: Darling, they’d get all confused if they try doing that task without proper futomaki! And when Roombots are confused… They go berserk!
Octavio: Those things are already berserk! What difference does it make?
Garfield: It’s not a matter of “berserk” and “not berserk”. Think of it like… a scale! The scale of berserkness!
Kirbies: ...Poyo?
Dedede: Well, if it’s not having the futomaki that’s making them go berserk, all we gotta look into is why they got the order!
Hat Kid: I can check their order log and see why it was assigned… But we can’t manually remove an order from it...
Orange: Oh, but what if we cook enough futomaki for each Roombot to deliver? That would fulfill their order and return them to normal!
Octavio: And how do you think we could cook enough futomaki for the entire legion!?
Corrin: How about… we get help from the guests?
Vanessa: Really, Corrin? You’re resorting to exploitation?
Corrin: No, hear me out. We can host a futomaki-cooking event. That way, we’ll be able to get enough futomaki for the Roombots in one day.
Lemon: Won’t people suspect something? After all the berserk Roombots talking about futomaki?
Snatcher: It’ll just be an early advertisement, kiddo! They’ll realise we were just hyping up this big event!
Orange: An event with 65 casualties!?
Vanessa: Yeah! All good events have casualties!
Hat Kid: I’m not sure… It feels a bit insensitive to play off all this Roombot drama as a prank. It did cause real issues, after all. We need to be honest and upfront with the guests about this.
Bow Kid: We can do a public announcement! Everyone can play their part in fighting off the Roombot menace! It’ll be like a war with futomaki!
Snatcher: The things that happen in this hotel, kid....
(We see Miroir slowly exit his room, carefully looking around for Roombots before stepping out)
Miroir: (Okay… time to get the groceries!)
(Miroir dashes down a hallway, only to skid to a halt when he notices two more Roombots patrolling another hall in front.)
Miroir: I’ll have to find another way around…
(Miroir sneaks down a nearby staircase and through a wooden door, ending up in a completely dark room where only his eyes are visible)
Miroir: ...well, sheesh.
(Miroir channels mirror light, letting off a reflective glow that illuminates the whole room. Turns out, he’s in the external storage of the Dededemart)
Miroir: Wait, is this- (pause, looks up at a sign saying “Dededemart”) ...no, it’s just the storage room. Which means the actual mart is… (gets out a map of the hotel) ...fifteen metres away? Who puts their storage there? That doesn’t make any sense…
(Miroir makes his way towards another door in the storage, evading stacks of unsold products along the way, then notices someone else made of glass sitting on a box)
Miroir: (Is that another Mirroid? Who’d have thought?)
(Miroir walks up to the Mirroid)
Miroir: Hi. I don’t think we’ve met before?
Verriere: No, we haven’t. I thought I was the only Mirroid in this hotel.
Miroir: Good to see we’re not alone! I’m Miroir, you’re…
Verriere: Verriere.
(the two Mirroids go in for a handshake as Verriere gets off the box)
Miroir: Why are you in this storage room?
Verriere: I could ask the same for you.
Miroir: I’m… searching for the store. That uses this place for storage.
Verriere: I’m hiding from those crazy machines upstairs. They’ve been such a nuisance all day.
Miroir: Thankfully they’re not allowed in the staff’s domain without permission.
Verriere: Technically, neither are we. Hopefully nobody else spots us in here.
Miroir: Yeaaah. Besides, my fridge isn’t going to restock itself.
Verriere: I suppose I need to purchase some groceries too, so I guess I’ll go with you. I can’t seem to find the exit to the Dededemart, however.
Miroir: The main route’s not far from here. I just took a turn because there were Roombots clogging up the path.
Verriere: Why would Dedede put his storeroom so far away from his shop, anyway?
Miroir: Security measure? Maybe he has the Roombots do the deliveries? Because the Kirbies have their storage right behind the counter… you know, where the Nyakuza stole it twice.
Verriere: The Nyakuza? Who are they?
Miroir: Cat criminals. Hiding in shady alleyways and selling stuff you wouldn’t normally give the guests. Skeleton room keys, staff keycards… At least, that’s what Professor R.C. said.
Verriere: Professor R.C? Sorry, I’ve only been here for two days.
Miroir: I’ve not even been here a day… but anyway, he’s brilliant. A top-notch scientist!
Verriere: Not even a day? You’re quite the social one, aren’t you?
Miroir: As they always say, the first day’s your best time to learn the surroundings.
Verriere: I’ve just been staying in my room, really.
Miroir: Did they get the wi-fi working for your room? Because it sure wasn’t on for me.
Verriere: Actually, I don’t use wi-fi. I was carrying a book I’d barely started when I arrived.
Miroir: You mean you don’t know what the internet is?
Verriere: Uh… no. I don’t. 
(King Dedede opens the door, then gets a shock when he sees Miroir and Verriere)
Dedede: Agh! What are you two doing alone in my storeroom!?
Miroir: Hiding. From the Roombots.
Dedede: ...right, “hiding”... I, mean, uh… I just need to grab some supplies...
Miroir: Sure. It is your storeroom, after all.
Dedede: And then I’ll leave you two alone. Actually, you should come with me. We’re about to announce a public cooking event. To fight the Roombots.
Verriere: ...how do you expect to fight Roombots with cooking?
Miroir: I don’t know, clog their processors with pancake mix?
Dedede: We’re going to give them exactly what they want: Futomaki rolls!
Verriere: How would that help?
Dedede: Think about it! They’ve been trying to give out futomaki rolls, but they have none! That’s why they’re so erratic! They’re just CONFUSED!
Miroir: Ah, I see! That’s good. I’d rather that than a hotel that’s actually full of dangerous weapons.
Dedede: They’re still dangerous. There were 65 casualties, after all. Imagine, they disappeared from time one day… and never came back. It’s sad...
Verriere: Yes… certainly tragic.
Miroir: Especially when it’s sixty-five people… in how long?
Dedede: Only today. I’m honestly surprised… But we really gotta get going! Those futomaki rolls aren’t gonna cook themselves! You two can continue, uh, hiding, later!
(Miroir just stares at Verriere for a moment as Dedede exits, then follows after him. Verriere follows shortly after.)
(Scene transition to Worm and Nova in the Go Ape)
Worm: And then I told Wet Balloon that they could get free rolls by asking a Roombot! It was hilarious!
Nova: You’re dead set on torturing that thing.
Worm: It’s not like I have anything better to do. Say, where have all the Roombots even gone?
Nova: There’s a gathering of them clogging up the entrance to the Dededemart down the corridor. It appears they’re after who’s inside.
Worm: Word tells me there were 65 casualties! And apparently a Pink Slimoo is spreading slime about, too.
Nova: The people here are incompetent… And they call this place a hotel? I’ve been trying to leave for weeks.
Worm: Why leave when we can check out the Roombot bloodbath?
Nova: ...Yeah, I’ll pass.
Worm: Your loss.
(Suddenly, an announcement rings out on the hotel’s loudspeakers)
Hat Kid: (On the speaker) Attention, guests! All hands are needed at the Dededemart and the Popstar Restaurant! To solve the Roombot crisis, we will need to cook enough futomaki rolls for all of them to serve! If you have the necessary supplies, you can cook at your hotel room!
Worm: Eh… What? Cooking futomaki rolls?
Nova: I’m done with this place…
(meanwhile, at the Popstar Restaurant. A group of guests and staff are helping the Kirbies set up their kitchen. Crowds of Roombots are gathered at the door)
Orange: Wait, those Roombots are blocking the door! We can’t go out for supplies again!
Vanessa: Don’t we still have some normal, functioning Roombots? We can just send them.
Dedede: The question is… How come they’re not glitching like the others?
Cherry Blossom: ...Well, we already had some futomaki rolls in stock here, right? Maybe those ones got to them first and were able to deliver them, returning them to normal.
Orange: Do we know which numbers are normal?
Susie: #02176, #09874, #06215, and #00561, I believe. They’re the only ones to respond when I mass-ping them.
Bow Kid: You have a mass-ping for the Roombots?
Three Kirbies: Poyo?
Susie: All staff do.
Three Kirbies: Poyo!
Bow Kid: ...oh, right. I left mine with the IT department within the first week and never got it back.
Lemon: Those lazy good-for-nothings… They won’t even come out of the IT department. It’s locked.
(Another brief scene of the IT department playing Guitar Hero)
Cherry Blossom: After this, we ought to come down there and give them a piece of our minds…
Herb: Say… We sure have a lot of us here, but aren’t there way more guests than this?
Sea Fairy: They must be staying in their rooms. It’s probably not safe enough for them to leave… The ones we have here are only the ones who managed to slip by...
Herb: That’s a problem. We have 3500 or so guests, but ten thousand Roombots. Even with all of them, most would need to make three futomakis each.
Hat Kid: And there’s roughly 30 of us in the restaurant, 20 in the Dededemart, and who knows how many are just in their rooms…
Octavio: Here’s a thought! Why don’t we contact their rooms directly?
Cherry Blossom: How, though?
Hat Kid: Hey, that gives me an idea! Remember the radios we installed last week, but never used because nobody was willing to have a channel?
Bow Kid: Huh? The airwaves?
Hat Kid: We can send a live futomaki lesson through there!
Susie: And we can repurpose the teleportation equipped trash cans for futomaki delivery! It’s kinda gross, but nobody’s gonna actually eat them, right?
Hat Kid: It’s brilliant! Alright, let’s get started. (turns to everyone in the restaurant) Attention, everyone! Fire up those cookers! We’re about to cook the biggest amount of futomaki rolls history has never and always seen! 
Dedede: Alright, first step! Wash, rinse and drain the calabash! They’re those big gourd thingies.
Basil: This isn’t really my area of expertise…
Mari: I can handle this. I did pick up a thing or two from Hero, after all…
Cherry Blossom: Remember, if you get stuck, you can ask the staff to repeat steps. We’ll also be distributing recipe books!
Dedede: Second step! Soak the gourds in fresh water! We’ll come back to them.
Lemon: This is actually pretty fun. Right, Orange?
Orange: Soaking the gourds? That’s just the start of it.
Lemon: Huh. I guess I need to try cooking more…
Mari: You’re welcome to sometime help me make my homemade coo… uh… nevermind...
Dedede: Now for the tamagoyaki! That’s egg omelette, by the way. First, crack two eggs into a bowl!
(guests crack eggs in unison, except for Worm, who is slacking off)
Dedede: Add two teaspoons of sugar, then beat them with a whisk!
Vincent: Wait, I don’t have a whisk over here!
Dedede: Got a fork?
Vincent: Not a fork, either!
Dedede: Well, you’ll just have to wait for stocks to come back!
Owain: Or just use your hands. I know it’s unhygienic, but it works...
Vincent: (I think I have a better idea…)
(Vincent summons the Quintessence, and makes a whirlwind inside the bowl, causing the eggs to beat themselves)
Sanae: Woah… That’s some powerful wind magic! Where did you learn it?
Vincent: Just a spell from this sword. It’s called Quintessence, I can use it to shape the four elements!
Sanae: (Hey, if wind works so well for him…)
(Sanae summons her own wind magic, causing her own eggs to beat themselves, but she beats them too hard and some egg splashes in her face)
Wet Balloon: Say, could I beat the eggs with water? My head is already covered in yolk... 
Basil: I think the water would ruin the eggs.
Wet Balloon: ...Headbutting it is.
Crazy Dave: Hey, here’s a thought! I can use a Quickthorn to speed up the beating!
Jasmine: ...and electrocute the eggs?
Crazy Dave: The spark would enhance the flavour!
Garfield: Personally, I would use one of my patented egg potions! Would you like a free sample?
Verriere: An egg potion? Certainly-
Miroir: Wait, check the label!
Conductor: Peh! I wouldn’t trust any of that peckneck’s weird vials if I were you! He ruined me finest camera!
(Verriere takes the potion from Garfield)
DJ Grooves: Darling, usually I wouldn’t agree with Conductor… but yes. These potions aren’t trustworthy.
Verriere: “Side effects include egg melting, egg explosion, egg mutation and egg transcendence into the fourth dimension.”
Garfield: That’s how you get the flavour out!
Verriere: Do you have any whisks?
Garfield: MAGIC whisks? Whisks that make the food whisk itself? Or maybe whisks that make the ingredients explode as soon as they’re baked?
Verriere: No. Just an ordinary whisk.
Garfield: I- (sigh) I might have a few…
Dedede: Next step, everyone! Get that egg in a pan and heat it up!
Snatcher: Ahahaha! This is easy! (shoots a giant fireball into the pan)
(The egg is scorched into a black mess)
Octavio: Wow, do you really have any self restraint?
Snatcher: Can it or we’ll be having takoyaki next!
(We see Orange Cookie with her pan of egg, getting a bit carried away and flipping the egg constantly)
Lemon: Uh… Orange?
Orange: Hoopla! ...and… hoopla! ...and… hoop-
(Orange flicks the egg too hard, and a few droplets land on the ceiling. The egg then rains down, and orange ducks for cover as most of it lands on her visor)
Orange: Well, sheesh. (to Dedede) CAN I GET A NEW EGG?
Dedede: YOUR EGG, YOUR PROBLEM!
Lemon: Uh… We can share mine if you want. Just no flipping this time.
Orange: Sure. Thanks, Lemon.
Dedede: Next step! Roll up the egg into an omelette, and cut it into strips!
(Mari rolls up her egg with a fork, pulls it out of the pan, and pulls out a knife)
Mari: ...wait, this isn’t a knife. Well, it is, but it’s made of rubber!
Conductor: Hey, that’s me knife! Give it back!
Mari: You use rubber knives? (hands the rubber knife back without question)
Conductor: Sometimes but not always.
(The Kirbies, meanwhile, are trying to use the big knife in front of them. Two Kirbies pick up the handle, and another two try to lift the blade.)
Wet Balloon: That’s so adorable...
(One of the Kirbies lets go too early and drops the knife in the centre of the omelette, cutting it in half the wrong way)
Wet Balloon: At least you’re trying. (looks at their own omelette) ...At least you have hands.
Dedede: Next, you need to get the nori, the roasted seaweed! Put it on the mat and cover it in rice!
(Vincent looks at his seaweed, which barely seems roasted at all)
Vincent: Roasted? This is way too soggy! ...wait, I know!
(Vincent swings the Quintessence, blasting the seaweed with flames and turning it into nori)
Vincent: Now for the rice…
Owain: You’re going to set everything on fire if you keep swinging that sword around recklessly like that!
Vincent: It’s all about the control, Scion of Legend. (notices Owain tipping the bowl of rice over the nori) Wait, wait! The spoon exists for a reason!
(Meanwhile, Garfield is busy pouring as many potions onto the nori as he can)
Flippa: I think that’s about to grow into a giant futomaki monster.
Dedede: Now, back to the gourds! Squeeze out the water and cut it into tiny strips!
(Crazy Dave pulls a pair of scissors out from his pot-hat, and begins cutting the gourd at full speed)
Crazy Dave: Works like a charm!
(The other guests all cut their gourds, except Worm, who is still slacking off)
Dedede: Finished cutting? Now to make the boil! Heat the dashi soup stock, soy source, the mirin and some more sugar into another pan!
(Sanae throws everything into the pan, then turns up the heat, though it ends up a bit too high)
Sanae: Hot, hot, hot, (uses wind magic on the flames, making them die out for a bit) there. That’s bet-
(the flames erupt back to life again, with more force)
Sanae: Yikes! (grabs the handle on the pan and moves it away from the fire. She looks, and the mixture is already perfectly boiled) ...boiled already, that was quick…
Grooves: Your stove is still on fire, darling.
Sanae: Yeah, it is!
Jasmine: Hold on, I have the perfect remedy for fire!
(Jasmine runs up to the stove and pours her watering can over the fire, quickly extinguishing it)
Grooves: Wouldn’t the CO2 have been better, darling?
Sanae: Also, this stove is probably broken now.
Jasmine: I can give you a Torchwood as a substitute.
Sanae: Really? Great!
(Miroir is seen at his own pan, seeing a bit too much smoke rising from the boil. Garfield, meanwhile, walks up and dips an empty vial into the smoke, filling it with smoke potion)
Garfield: (Hmm-hmm! Just what I need!)
Miroir: ...what are you doing?
Garfield: Just business.
Miroir: So you’re going to sell futomaki smoke at your store?
Garfield: For only five Pons! Perfect if you want a little futomaki flavour with any meal!
Miroir: That’s surprisingly mundane compared to your other wares.
Dedede: Now add the gourds to the boil and simmer!
Brainz: I have no clue what I’m doing.
Flippa: Then you should have listened!
Brainz: I am listening! This just doesn’t make any sense!
Flippa: Remember the calabash that you just cut into strips?
Brainz: What’s a calabash?!
Flippa: (points to the gourd strips) These.
Brainz: Okay, what do I do with it?
Flippa: Simmer it in the pan, the one you just brought to the boil. 
Brainz: (places it in the pan) Done.
Flippa: Wrong pan! That’s your egg pan!
Brainz: You told me to put it in the pan!
Flippa: There are two pans!
Brainz: Where’s the other pan!?
(Nova, meanwhile, is doing everything perfectly without interacting with the others. They also have three pans.)
Dedede: We’re nearly there, everyone! Put the gourd strips, the egg strips and the cucumber in the nori, and roll it all up!
(Susie does this properly, with all of the fillings pointing in the same direction. Wet Balloon, however, arranges them in random directions.)
(Orange and Lemon roll theirs up, taking turns putting in the ingredients)
(Garfield, meanwhile, arranges his strips in a hexagram inside the nori, and adds one last drop of potion in the centre)
Garfield: I summon, thee, Futomaki Grand Slam, from the depths of despair!
(the hexagram erupts in a flash of light, and a portal opens)
Garfield: A gateway to the world of Futomaki itself!
Verriere: Gateway to the-
(A giant monster rises up from the portal, made up entirely from futomaki)
Futomaki Grand Slam: FUTO… MAKI…
Garfield: Go, my grand creation! Fly free!
(The Futomaki Grand Slam rises up into the air. Everybody starts panicking. In the chaos, Worm quietly steals Flippa’s roll)
Crazy Dave: (holds his pot hat out as a weapon) Quickly, man the plants!
Jasmine: Absolutely! (throws a bunch of seeds that grow into Gatling Peas, bombarding the Futomaki Grand Slam)
Futomaki Grand Slam: FUTO… MAKI!
(The Futomaki Grand Slam dives down and grabs a group of Gatling Peas with calabash strip tentacles)
Dedede: Wait! If we can get this thing outside, the Roombots will be attracted to it like moths to a lamp!
Hat Kid: Great idea! ...but how do we do that?
Herb: Let’s think. What can we do to get a giant futomaki monster to move?
Vanessa: Here’s a thought. A knife!
Hat Kid and Herb: A knife?!
Vanessa: After the futomaki roll is rolled up, you have to cut it into pieces. Perhaps if we use a knife, we can scare the monster away!
Futomaki Grand Slam: FUTO… MAKI… (breathes egg omelette, smothering Herb and Sea Fairy)
Hat Kid: It’d have to be a really big knife, though, what can we do?
Dedede: Say, hasn’t Kirby got an Ultra Sword ability? There’s ten of him, but it could still work!
Susie: An excellent idea - but we need enough power for the Kirbies to copy. What can we-
(The Futomaki Grand Slam reveals a set of cucumber swords in his wings, and throws them in the general direction of the Kirbies)
Susie: Wait, those cucumber swords! It’s throwing them… directly at the Kirbies? Is it trying to help us?
Dedede: I’m not sure about helping, but it sure is just what we need! Hey, Kirby, grab the swords!
(The Kirbies inhale the swords)
Dedede: I said GRAB! Not EAT!
(The ten Kirbies gain Sword Abilities)
Susie: Well, it’s not Ultra, but there’s ten of them.
Dedede: Now, Kirby! Come and get your futomaki!
(The Kirbies charge at the Futomaki Grand Slam one by one, raising their swords. The Grand Slam sees the swords, and immediately thinks of being chopped up by a knife, becoming terrified and flying away)
Snatcher: Everyone, off to the sides! Make room for the Grand Slam to meet his audience of Roombots!
(The guests run off to the sides as the Futomaki Grand Slam charges away from the Kirbies. He eventually bursts out of the door, only to be greeted by masses of Roombots)
Futomaki Grand Slam: FUTO... MAKI?
Roombots: FUTOMAKI. FUTOMAKI! FUTOMAKI!!!
(The Roombots charge and knock down the Grand Slam, ripping off parts of his futomaki roll body until all that’s left is a pile of futomaki rolls)
Roombot: FUTOMAKI ACQUIRED. DELIVERY COMMENCING.
(One by one, the Roombots pick up a roll and make their way to the hotel rooms to deliver it)
Bow Kid: (looks out the door) Looks like all of the Roombots are busy with delivery.
Hat Kid: So… we did it!
Bow Kid: Why did that Futomaki Grand Slam, or whatever it’s called show up, anyway?
Garfield: (sweating profusely) Well, I… I just figured we should speed up the process!
Flippa: Say, what was the whole point of cooking these rolls, then? We didn’t even need them! (turns around to find his futomaki roll) ...HEY! IT’S GONE!
Worm: Oh, Flippa. Maybe you were just too lazy. You need to actually put the work in.
Brainz: I didn’t see you doing any cooking.
Worm: I made this futomaki roll myself. You’re just salty because your roll looks like an utter mess.
Miroir: On the bright side, at least we all know how to cook futomaki now! ...not that we Mirroids need to eat…
Orange: It looks like we’re all having futomaki for dinner now, I guess.
Sea Fairy: Yes. For a week, at the very least.
Snatcher: Everyone else better get used to it. I’m sticking to good old fashioned human souls, thank you!
(A few days later… Hat Kid relaxes in her office.)
Hat Kid: Seems like everything’s back to normal.
(The phone rings, and she picks it up)
Corrin: Hi. As you could expect, we’ve been getting a lot of complaints from guests about being delivered futomaki rolls that they didn’t order.
Hat Kid: Yeaaah.
Corrin: Not only that, but a lot of people are saying the rolls are… demonic, for lack of a better term.
Hat Kid: Well, they did come from a monster.
Corrin: Also, the Roombots are still charging them for the order. In Pons.
Hat Kid: Uh oh. Can’t we do something about that?
Corrin: …no, we can’t.
(Yet another brief scene of the IT department playing Guitar Hero)
Corrin: But we did find out how the incident started. Apparently it was Bow Kid who tried to order a single futomaki roll for herself, but she pressed the wrong button in the admin controls and… well, sent the order to every Roombot.
Snatcher: (raises from the floorboards) Business is booming, kiddo! This futomaki incident has been great for revenue!
Hat Kid: No, Snatcher! This is extortion! That’s it, I’m going down to IT right now!
(meanwhile, in the IT Department)
Roy: We did it! Every single Guitar Hero song completed! This marathon was a great idea, Jen!
Jen: Yeah, I just hope we weren’t needed for anything today. Let me check my work emails…
Moss: Well, if there were any issues, we’re definitely fired.
Jen: ...oh my god. We have at least a hundred unread emails. ...futomaki… crazy Roombots ...what in the actual-
Moss: Right, we’re in so much trouble now.
(fade to black)
Written by MirrorSamurai and MR Z BRAINZ
(post-credits scene)
(Dedede is busy cleaning out his storehouse)
Dedede: Sorting out my hams, it is pretty jam~
(Dedede notices Octavio in the storehouse, sorting through the items with his tentacles)
Dedede: Huh? What are you looking for, octopus!? Get out of my storeroom!
Octavio: I’m just searching for something. Why don’t you sell it in the- (notices the nori) Ah! The nori!
Dedede: Yeah. We’re keeping that out of our stocks for a while. Don’t want to remind people of the futomaki incident so soon.
Octavio: Aren’t they already having to eat futomaki every morning, evening and afternoon?
Dedede: ...well, yes. People aren’t taking it so well. Somethin’ about the rolls being demonic.
Octavio: Well, perhaps if they weren’t harvested from the Futomaki Grand Slam, people might like them more!
Dedede: We don’t have many that aren’t. There were only twenty or so people in the kitchen, after all.
Octavio: So the other guests were too lazy? ...hey, what’s this weird device?
Dedede: Huh? What?
Octavio: Hidden behind your rice. (grabs the device) What is this, some sort of signal transmitter thingy?
Dedede: I didn’t put that there.
Octavio: “Property of Aperture Science”.
(Meanwhile, Moustache Girl writes inside a journal in her room)
Moustache Girl: There’s something off about this place. It feels like I’ve been here before, but it’s my first time here. It feels like I can remember stuff that hasn’t even happened, and I don’t even know what it is… What is this place?
(A Roombot knocks on the door)
Roombot: ROOM SERVICE.
Moustache Girl: Let me guess, another futomaki roll?
Roombot: YES.
Moustache Girl: ...Say, you’re just a service robot, but… Do you know anything about this place? Do you know how it works? Do you know where we are?
Roombot: I AM NOT EQUIPPED WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE.
Moustache Girl: I thought as much. (She turns round and continues writing)
(In the background, the Roombot starts glitching, and appears to reboot itself)
Roombot: …Do you want to help us find out?
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