ZettaiRyouiki's Harem Incidents: Year 9

Ninth year of ZettaiRyouiki's Harem Incidents, starting with blog 388.
==ZettaiBlog 388: Kaede Takagaki==
*Raika brings up that Zettai prefers Kaede's brown eye again, though she had to explain to her which makes Kaede agree. Later on she moons Zettai, wanting to prove she shows ass. Unfortunately only canon things count.
==ZettaiBlog 389: Mia Ageha==
*In the beginning Mia says her catchphrase of being "Number One". Raika misheard her and thinks that Mia has an itchy bun, so Zettai helps by rubbing her ass. Mia enjoyed it, even blushes, but mentions that this isn't the time for that.
==ZettaiBlog 390: Nene Sakura==
*Early on Raika says that Zettai wouldn't buy gamer girl bathwater as it implies that they would bathe and he'd prefer them to not do so.
==ZettaiBlog 391: Ishtar==
*After talking about Ishtar's eyes and saying glasses would break the system, she decides to put on a pair of red thick-framed ones. She pulled them from a "suspicious place" and Raika mentions that they're probably smelly.
*Later on Ishtar talks about how elegant she is, only to let out a huge fart. Zettai compliments her ass's words too.
==ZettaiBlog 392: Kaguya Shinomiya==
*There isn't fanservice in this blog, at least from what I noticed.
==ZettaiBlog 393: May==
*While talking about May's eye Raika brings up that Zettai likes things with "one eye" likely meaning "third eyes". She also says that the reason Zettai wants to be the small one is to enter "something" of hers, being quiet on the matter but it was obvious what she meant. 
==ZettaiBlog 394: Mikoto Yamato==
*Zettai talks about peaching, which Mikoto isn't familiar with. Raika pushes the samurai girl so that she ends up sitting on Zettai's face, and both of them end up enjoying this.
==ZettaiBlog 395: Tomoyo Sakagami==
*Tomoyo wears her glasses for most of the blog, even if the picture doesn't show it. She even adjusts them at one point, and Raika says that Topaz would like to "dirty" them. Since she's Topaz's though Zettai doesn't want to give himself fanservice from her (I imagine).
==ZettaiBlog 397: Koharu Nanakura==
*After Raika says that Zettai doesn't want fanservice from girls Topaz likes Koharu mentions that Lily will sit on him sometime later as thanks.
==ZettaiBlog 398: Rider/Medusa==
*Medusa is introduced by falling on Zettai, riding him slightly before he starts the blog (mainly in a comedic fashion).
==ZettaiBlog 399: Ritsuko Akizuki==
*Ritsuko is a little embarrassed about Zettai talking about her ass, but it wasn't as bad as she expected. Raika also brings up the harems as far as "girls with glasses" and "girls with huge asses" go.
==ZettaiBlog 400: Meiko Shiraki==
*Fittingly Meiko's blog is mostly fanservice-free, other than the squats battle between her and Raika. Raika wins due to that being one reason her ass is so huge.
==ZettaiBlog 401: Sabrina==
*After the blog Sabrina enjoyed the score so fortunately she didn't mind blast Zettai. She said she was going to shrink him and sit on him, which presumably happened after the blog still.
==ZettaiBlog 402: Fubuki==
*Fubuki talks about the might of her mind's eye (her third eye), though Zettai seems more interested in a different one of her "third eye"s. Raika orders him to get back on track though.
*Later on she complains about the topics Zettai brought up, but Raika flips Fubuki's skirt to show off her lack of panties. 
==ZettaiBlog 403: Mia Alice==
*Mia wasn't sure what to do for an interlude, sadly.
==ZettaiBlog 404: Nozomi Kaminashi==
*Raika easily destroys Nozomi in a Keijo battle after the Rotten Peach challenges her. She does this by letting out a huge fart and knocking Nozomi off the platform with ease. Raika also defended farting girls, saying that they're beautiful as she sits on Nozomi's face and continuously farts further. Eventually Nozomi faints and is defeated.
==ZettaiBlog 405: Nemesis==
*Nemesis got tired of waiting and hip attacked Zettai as she appeared, coming out of nowhere. After introductions she makes her ass three times bigger, with Zettai complimenting her big brown ass. Nemesis then facesat him for the remainder of the blog.
*Sadly Raika says that Nemesis can't show her "third eye" even if Zettai likes it more. Nemesis also mentions that Zettai is her fart cushion and seat.
==ZettaiBlog 406: Aki Adagaki==
*Aki nicknames Raika as "Pear Queen" and attempts to insult her by saying she takes up two chairs when she sits. Raika considered it a compliment though.
*After Aki complains about her final score Kuroyukihime comes to scope out the competition. She's a little disappointed but takes Aki to train her.
==ZettaiBlog 407: Ai Yashajin==
*Raika welcomes Ai with a hug, though the loli says that she smells funny. Raika says that's because she hasn't bathed since she became Zettai's assistant.
==ZettaiBlog 408: Shino Amakusa==
*Surprisingly for Shino's blog there isn't too much fanservice even with words, outside of Raika's silly story maybe.
==ZettaiBlog 409: Umaru Doma==
*Considering Umaru spends most of her time in her chibi persona it is understandable that there is not any fanservice.
==ZettaiBlog 410: Rin Itoshiki==
*Rin starts out by facing away from Zettai and Raika, calling it her thing. Raika mentions that while her ass isn't as big as hers Rin's is still quite huge. Sadly she wasn't talking about that, even if it is Zettai's favorite talking point.
==ZettaiBlog 411: Yakumo Tsukamoto==
*Yakumo blushes after Zettai talks about her ass, unable to say the word. Raika can, smacking the reliable imouto's ass. It can't compare to Raika's, but she did at least enjoy it.
==ZettaiBlog 412: Sagiri Izumi==
*Sagiri asks to see Raika's panties as payment to let Zettai do his blog on her, but she cannot provide. Not because she's embarrassed, but Raika doesn't wear panties. Fortunately this still gave Sagiri useful ideas.
*After talking about her eyes, Raika mentions that he would like Sagiri's "brown eye" more, though the imouto doesn't understand and Zettai doesn't let her explain.
==ZettaiBlog 413: Chihiro Hashima==
*Fittingly for Chihiro her blog lacks fanservice, other than if you count Sagiri's kick to her delicate areas.
==ZettaiBlog 414: Homare Onishima==
*At one point Homare is thirsty and wants Zettai to come with her to the other room. Presumably he does the asskissing water trick they did in the show, even if off-screen but the two still enjoy it of course. Homare even mentions that he drank an entire water bottle too.
==ZettaiBlog 415: Kyou Fujibayashi==
*Kyou had Zettai and Raika meet her in the gym storage so she can show off her buruma ass, even if Raika's is far bigger. Later on after talking about her ass Kyou pushes him down and sits on his face with her sweaty sexy ass. She forces him to continue blogging like that.
==ZettaiBlog 416: Ryuuko Matoi==
*Ryuuko has a particularly sexy line where she wants to make Topaz her otouto and use her chest to seduce him (she's Topaz's girl so Zettai didn't want to do much for himself). 
==ZettaiBlog 417: Momoyo Kawakami==
*Momoyo was chasing down Raika and Zettai only for the assy girl to trip onto all fours. Raika then blasts Momoyo with a huge fart, knocking her out and winning the battle. Later on Momoyo pinned Topaz down and had offscreen fun with him too.
==ZettaiBlog 418: Sumire Hikami==
*After talking about her eyes Sumire puts on glasses. She also adjusts them too. Later on Raika drops her skirt to show off her ass, flustering Sumire and showing off her fresh-smelling ass for Topaz.
*After the blog it seems Sumire had fun with Topaz in the past, making him into her toy which sounds sexy.
==ZettaiBlog 419: Nodoka Hanadera/Cure Grace==
*Even if it wouldn't help out her score Nodoka rubs her ass against Zettai's leg at one point. She also says she was waiting for the right guy, which is implied to be him.
==ZettaiBlog 420: Raki Kiseki==
*After being defeated Raki gets spanked by Raika.
==ZettaiBlog 421: Ikaruga==
*Ikaruga puts on a pair of thick-framed glasses after Zettai talked about her eyes, even adjusting them. She also talks about playing with him, even if many words are beeped out by a silly toy Raika was playing with.
==Zettaiblog 422: Sophie Houjou==
*Before the blog began Sophie gets some ass shots due to missing her skirt. She's concerned that the parent groups will scold her for that as well.
*Early on Sophie puts on a pair of red thick framed glasses too, even if they can't give her points at that time. She says that she'll seduce Zettai eventually, but he says that has already happened which flusters her.
*Sophie also mentions that she has no interest in Leona the trap, and as a result will do many wrestling moves on him. Zettai becomes jealous.
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