Siren and Sir Book 1: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells High

(Trigger Warning: Bullying, medication, school shooting, murder, violence against children, child death, suicide)
Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells or Siren and Sir Book - Nightmare at Oakdale Wells High is an official book authored by "Yuki Bryans" and was originally published by Siren & Sir, LLC and Primedia eLaunch on May 4, 2020. It is 44-pages long with 40-pages of story, and features Sir as the main character experiencing an alternate timeline version of the events of the "Oakdale Wells Massacre". It is the first and only book in the Siren and Sir book series. 
As the book is a "read along book", the soundtrack plays a role as a major component of the reading experience, and directs readers to play specific songs at specific story moments to further immerse themselves in the narrative. There is no audio book available, however. 
== About the Author ==
Yuki Bryans is listed as the author of the Siren and Sir book, though no information is available about them within the book or on any websites. It's likely only a pen name, as search results yield nothing of relevancy.
While the first name is a reference to Brian Whitman's dog, Yuki, the last name is a reference to both Heavy Weighs the King's guitarist Brian Whitman and cellist Bryan Gibson.
== Content ==
=== Official About ===
(As according to official summaries under book advertisements online.) 
"What evil lurks at Oakdale Wells High School?" After Sir's father (Matt) leaves the family, his life takes a turn for the worst as he and his mother (Kristen, sometimes Kristin) move to a new town together. There, Sir begins the tenth grade as a new student. At the high school, he's ostracized by his classmates for his "differences" and becomes an easy target for bullying. Sir tries to deal with the stress, but his mother insists that he see a therapist, who prescribes him with a drug cocktail (that impairs his decision making) his mother makes sure he takes daily. 
Along with those daily doses of medication is his main bully Victor's daily dose of torture, which causes Sir to have a mental breakdown and get into trouble at school. He is punished for this in part by being forced to work at his uncle Jerry's pawnshop, where he discovers his interest in guns. The bullying, coming from a broken home, and his prescription are all factors that are quickly bringing Sir to a boiling point. The author asks, "Will Sir do the right thing and find a way to cope, or will the pressure cause him to burst?" 
=== Accurate About ===
(As according to what is represented directly in the text.)
Yet to be summarized!
=== The Plot ===
Yet to be summarized!
== Product Descriptions and Information ==
(Note: The several typos in the product descriptions are directly taken from the online listings.)
Across the various platforms that the book is listed for purchase on, the description varies as well as the information available on the book. Most agree that the book is a paperback, 44-pages long, and features Sir as the protagonist of a story about his life in the tenth grade. 
=== Official Website ===
Though at first the book lacked any sort of title aside from "book", eventually there was one added. Purchases of the book were previously only available for pre-order.
"What evil lurks at Oakdale Wells High School? Follow the journey of Sir, a troubled boy from a broken home as he navigates life of bullies, mental health professionals, and medications. Read about his story while playing the soundtrack. Physical book and digital copy of the music included. Or, get the book and vinyl album bundle."
==== Facebook ====
The product matches what is advertised on the official website, and is titled Siren and Sir Book- Nightmare at Oakdale Wells High. The color, pattern, and size are all listed as null. The description reads:
"What evil lurks at Oakdale Wells High School? Follow the journey of Sir, a troubled boy from a broken home as he navigates life of bullies, mental health professionals, and medications. Read about his story while playing the soundtrack. Physical book and digital copy of the music included. Or, get the book and vinyl album bundle."
=== Google ===
It is listed as Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells and as Volume 1 of Siren & Sir. It was authored by Yuki Bryans, and published by Siren & Sir, LLC (this was later changed to only be Primedia eLaunch) on May 4, 2020 with 44-pages. The QR code on the website simply links back to the page itself. The links available link to Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, IndieBound, and e-Bay. The description reads:
"When Sir's father leaves, his life begins to take a turn for the worst, as him mom moves to a new town, forcing Sir to begin the 10th grade in a new high school. Being slightly different than the rest of the kids, he becomes an easy target for the high school bullies. Sir deals with the stress as best he can, but his mom Kristen insists that he begin to see a therapist. There he is prescribed a cocktail of daily meds that his mom enforces. Things heat up as Victor, the lead school bully, tortures Sir on a daily basis, leading Sir to a mental breakdown and trouble at school. As part of his punishment, Sir is forced to work at his uncle Jerry's pawnshop where he discovers his interest in guns. With the continuing onslaught of daily abuse from bullies, dealing with issues as a result of his broken home, and a checmical cocktail coarsing through his veins, will Sir do the right thing and find a way to cope or will the pressure cause him to burst? Find out in this intriguing short story of Siren and Sir, Nightmare at Oakdale Wells."
Another description found when clicking any of the available links shows another description that reads: 
"Follow the story of Sir as he deals with the pressure of high school bullies, the struggles of a broken home, and medications that impair his decision making."
=== Indie Bound ===
The book is titled Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells and is listed as a paperback. It was published on May 4, 2020 by Siren & Sir, LLC, and is 44-pages. The description reads:
"When Sir's father leaves, his life begins to take a turn for the worst, as him mom moves to a new town, forcing Sir to begin the 10th grade in a new high school. Being slightly different than the rest of the kids, he becomes an easy target for the high school bullies. Sir deals with the stress as best he can, but his mom Kristen insists that he begin to see a therapist. There he is prescribed a cocktail of daily meds that his mom enforces. Things heat up as Victor, the lead school bully, tortures Sir on a daily basis, leading Sir to a mental breakdown and trouble at school. As part of his punishment, Sir is forced to work at his uncle Jerry's pawnshop where he discovers his interest in guns. With the continuing onslaught of daily abuse from bullies, dealing with issues as a result of his broken home, and a checmical cocktail coarsing through his veins, will Sir do the right thing and find a way to cope or will the pressure cause him to burst? Find out in this intriguing short story of Siren and Sir, Nightmare at Oakdale Wells."
=== Amazon ===
The book is titled Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells and is book one in the Siren and Sir book series. It was published on May 4, 2020 by Siren and Sir, LLC and authored by Yuki Bryans. It is the Nightmare at Oakdale Wells High ed. edition. It is a paperback with one available used (like new) from CaliforniaBooks, an internet retailer specializing in books in Spanish from Latin America and Spain, while also carrying books from the US in English and other languages, and four new, CaliforniaBooks being among those holding one of those four new copies. The other two companies besides Amazon holding a copy are Book Depository US and Publisher Direct.
"When Sir's father leaves, his life begins to take a turn for the worst, as him mom moves to a new town, forcing Sir to begin the 10th grade in a new high school. Being slightly different than the rest of the kids, he becomes an easy target for the high school bullies. Sir deals with the stress as best he can, but his mom Kristen insists that he begin to see a therapist. There he is prescribed a cocktail of daily meds that his mom enforces. Things heat up as Victor, the lead school bully, tortures Sir on a daily basis, leading Sir to a mental breakdown and trouble at school. As part of his punishment, Sir is forced to work at his uncle Jerry's pawnshop where he discovers his interest in guns. With the continuing onslaught of daily abuse from bullies, dealing with issues as a result of his broken home, and a checmical cocktail coarsing through his veins, will Sir do the right thing and find a way to cope or will the pressure cause him to burst? Find out in this intriguing short story of Siren and Sir, Nightmare at Oakdale Wells."
=== Bol ===
The book is listed as Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells and published in May 2020 by Siren & Sir, LLC. The author is listed as Yuki Bryans, Bryans. On the website it is described as a paperback General, Short Story, and Coming of Age fiction book written in English. It is also lists the book as having no illustrations. The description reads: 
"Follow the story of Sir as he deals with the pressure of high school bullies, the struggles of a broken home, and medications that impair his decision making."
=== Books-a-million ===
The book is listed on the site as Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells. It is a paperback work of fiction published by Siren & Sir, LLC in May of 2020 with 44-pages, and is in the series "Siren and Sir #1". The website describes the book with the genres of General, Short Story (single author), and Coming of Age. 
"When Sir's father leaves, his life begins to take a turn for the worst, as him mom moves to a new town, forcing Sir to begin the 10th grade in a new high school. Being slightly different than the rest of the kids, he becomes an easy target for the high school bullies. Sir deals with the stress as best he can, but his mom Kristen insists that he begin to see a therapist. There he is prescribed a cocktail of daily meds that his mom enforces. Things heat up as Victor, the lead school bully, tortures Sir on a daily basis, leading Sir to a mental breakdown and trouble at school. As part of his punishment, Sir is forced to work at his uncle Jerry's pawnshop where he discovers his interest in guns. With the continuing onslaught of daily abuse from bullies, dealing with issues as a result of his broken home, and a checmical cocktail coarsing through his veins, will Sir do the right thing and find a way to cope or will the pressure cause him to burst? Find out in this intriguing short story of Siren and Sir, Nightmare at Oakdale Wells."
There are three copies available on the New & Used listings. One is a trade paperback in new condition, with glued binding. It is under the genres Fiction, Short Stories (single author), Coming of Age, and Adolescence/Coming of Age and is being sold from Alibiris with the description:
"Follow the story of Sir as he deals with the pressure of high school bullies, the struggles of a broken home, and medications that impair his decision making."
All available as paperbacks, the book is being sold from two additional locations aside from Sparks, Nevada. There is also a listing from Paperbackshop in Glendale Heights in the state of Illinois, as well as from Booksplease in Southport, Merryside, United Kingdom, which is also advertised on Books-a-million.
=== Full Guru/Australian eBay ===
The book is listed on Full Guru, though links to an eBay page for eBay Australia. The product is being sold by SimplyBestPrices, and titled as Siren & Sir: Nightmare at Oakdale Wells by Yuki Bryans. The product is said to be, "Brand new: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages". It's an illustrated paperback with 44-pages, and is the "Nightmare at Oa Edition". Although the author is in the title, the book is still said to be by Siren & Sir, LLC. It was also published by them. It's shipping from a local supplier. The item location is said to be in Banksmeadow, Australia, and posts to both Australia and New Zealand. 
The page was only revised once on July 22, 2020 at 17:34 AEST to change the Buy It Now Price. There are three copies available through the seller, Simpy Best Prices.
== Trivia ==
# Several of the product descriptions for the book list it as being the "Nightmare at Oakdale Wells High Edition", implying there are other versions of the book.
# There are nearly 90 spelling and grammatical errors in the book, including the frequent misspellings of Kristen's name as "Kristin" and Dr. Schwartz as "Dr. Shwartz".
# On pages 1-2 of the book, Kristen is said to be flipping through the pages of a notepad. However, no notepad can be seen in the visual, only a drawing tablet on Sir's bed.
# Pages 5, 24, 26, 27, and 28 are references to "Oakdale Wells Massacre".
# On page 14, Kristen is said to have an orange bottle and white paper bag. However, she is illustrated with a purple pill bottle and a brown paper bag in the visual.
# Despite being Matt's brother in the show, Jerry is described as Kristen's uncle in the book.
# On page 40, despite describing Sir as sitting against a concrete wall in the gym, the students thanking him are shown to be standing a hallway in the school with officer Dan and Sir.
# Cora makes her only appearance in the book in a cameo on page 40 as one of the students thanking Sir.
# Daniel, Sir's younger brother in the main series, is not mentioned nor shown in the book.
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