Jellyfish Hyper/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 16, 2016
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins at Squidward's house, late on a Friday night, for most on this night, it is either partying, vandalizing, or at least playing but for Squidward, it is being cozy in bed reading a book.
Squidward Tentacles: Aah, this is the life Squiddy! While the other bottomfeeders act like idiots, I, with a nice hot cup of cocoa during the Summer instead of the Winter, get to relax and read Sixty Shades of Fish!
Squidward begins reading his book when suddenly hearing screaming.
Squidward Tentacles: What..the?!
Squidward looks out his window only because, he thinks the “danger” might come to him until finding out that it was coming from a spongey neighbor's house.
SpongeBob and Lincoln screamed as he and Gary were watching a horror flick about werewolves. It also begins to rain outside.
French Narrator: Penny Salamander and Tim Bass were never heard from again as soon as the wolf howled.
Gary, mortified, crawls into his shell hiding in fear. Spongebob shuts the TV off.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, that's enough horror for one night Gary.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *hears a loud knock at the door*
Gary the Snail: *uncovers myself and gets scared* MEOW!!!! *zooms upstairs and locks myself in the bathroom*
Lincoln Loud: *shakes my legs in fear but manages to open the door to see a dark skinny figure holding a lantern* AAAAAAAAHHH! Dark figure!!! *begins bashing it on the head with a bread stick that for some reason was nearby*
The figure grabs the food, throws it away and then reveals himself to be Squidward.
Lincoln Loud: Oh…… Squidward… didn’t see you there for a minute. Why are you carrying a lantern?
Squidward Tentacles: It's dark and rainy out dummy! Now BE QUIET! I was trying to sip my cocoa while reading Sixty Shades of Fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Isn’t that book for girls?
Squidward Tentacles: *lies to save my dignity* Ummm uhh, I mean, I was lent it by a girl to keep and uh review before she gets back from school! Out of town!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh... okay!
Squidward Tentacles: Phew.... *walks outside to go back home and glances at SpongeBob's Jellyfish Calendar on my front door from inside but stops and takes notice at seeing several red “X’s” only on "Jellyfish Hyper" while no other jellyfishing days have them* Usually I don’t care about Jellyfishing since I think it's dumb and childish, but why are all the Friday's crossed out? They're hyper.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Nothing!
Squidward Tentacles: No there's something, what is it?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I uh, oh! I already went on those days!
Squidward Tentacles: It's only the first week of this month.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Or is it!
Squidward Tentacles: JUST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?!! *to Lincoln* LINCOLN?!!
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Nobody dares to go jellyfishing on a Friday Night. They can during the day but not the night.
Squidward Tentacles: Wait, probably because, you can’t see the jellyfish come by and sting you, oh wait, or is The King Jellyfish playing hopscotch?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! The Hash Slinging Slasher!
Squidward Tentacles: What?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Hash Sli..
Lincoln Loud: *whispers to SpongeBob* The Hash Slinging Slasher!
Squidward Tentacles: I heard you…. Now, really?! I made up that stupid story when we were working the graveyard shift.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You did! But Scientists came in and after forensic investigations, he was actually real!
Squidward Tentacles: Go on.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He was born sometime before the Founding Fathers founded our great town. He was not a frycook like you said, he was a jellyfisher!.... One night, it happened to be a Friday like tonight, he decided to get some nighttime jellyfishing in, he managed to catch 68 jellyfish..
Squidward Tentacles: *begins to fall asleep getting bored*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *snaps my fingers to keep the octopus awake* Wake up, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: Instead of releasing the creatures as soon as catching them since that is the #1 rule of the game,.. he decided to take them to his brother's lab, he was a scientist, but then it happened.
Squidward Tentacles: What happened?
Lincoln Loud: He was crushed by Jellyfish Boulder!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jellyfish Boulder?
Squidward Tentacles: What?
Lincoln Loud: It is a..
Squidward Tentacles: I know what a boulder is! Stop trying to explain!
SpongeBob SquarePants: The King Jellyfish grabbed the boulder and threw it right onto Slash crushing and killing him! Ever since then, his ghost has haunted Jellyfish Fields every Friday Night! Whoever tries to do what he did is never.. heard from.. again!
Squidward Tentacles: Hmmmm.
Lincoln Loud: Frightening huh?
Squidward Tentacles: It is………. to little kids as a fairytale!
Lincoln Loud: What?!
Squidward Tentacles: What a stupid story! You basically used the same suspense formula I did only making him a jellyfisher instead of a frycook! I’m going home! You're wasting my time so much! *walks away to my house in the murky rain until all power goes out in my house and SpongeBob's* What?! Arrgh! Circuit blown again! *walks to his power generator out back to see the wires cut* SpongeBob! Lincoln!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *pops up* Yes?
Squidward Tentacles: Did you two cut my power wires?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, we were telling a true tale to you.
Squidward Tentacles: Fine,.... Patrick!
Lincoln Loud: He's at a reunion.
Squidward Tentacles: What reunion?
A quick glimpse shows Patrick Star doing a conga line with his parents and grandmother at a reunion far far away.
Squidward Tentacles: Barnacles… well who did it?!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary?
Gary the Snail: *opens the second floor window of the pineapple* Meow.
He closes it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He said no.
Squidward Tentacles: *grabs my recumbent bicycle and bikes to a certain walkway*
SpongeBob and Lincoln: *follows*
Lincoln Loud: Where are you going?
Squidward Tentacles: Duh, where do you think I’m going! I’m going to Jellyfish Shack at Jellyfish Fields since they have wires I can replace the old ones with to reinstate the power!
Lincoln Loud: No, you can’t!
Squidward Tentacles: And why's that?
Lincoln Loud: The Hash Slinging Slasher will get you!
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?!
Several cameras point at Squidward, who then appears on various TV screens.
Lincoln Loud: *stares at the TV screens*
Squidward Tentacles: Cut!
The TV screens are turned off.
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln! I told you that your story is stupid, not to mention, a sham!
Lincoln Loud: I don't wanna regret this, but what's going on?
Squidward Tentacles: I'm filming our normal, uneventful daily lives and entering The Hash Slinging Slasher! Bye! *bikes off into Jellyfish Fields*
As the downpours continue.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *grabs our bike and follows concerned for the grown up octopus’ safety*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait up!
Lincoln Loud: We're coming, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *arrives at Jellyfish Shack*
The scenery looks misty and creepy especially mixed in with darkness, clouds and rain.
Squidward Tentacles: *walks up to the dark shack and bangs on the door angrily* Hello?! Some service?! I need wires!!
As Squidward continues to yell at the obviously closed shack.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *sees Squid's lantern on the bike go out due to the rain*
And now they have no light source and can only see each other very little.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, we have no light!
Squidward Tentacles: Can’t talk! I need my wires!
Squidward finally busts open the door with his foot kicking it down. He and the terrified Sponge enter the shack through a second door. As soon as they do, the second door behind them closes.
Lincoln Loud: Aaah!
Squidward Tentacles: It was the wind!
Lincoln Loud: Sorry.
Squidward Tentacles: *turns on a light bulb and looks around* 24 hour service on my foot! There's nobody here!
SpongeBob SquarePants: They don’t do 24 hours on Friday's, because of--
Squidward Tentacles: If you say Hash Slinging Slasher, you will also say goodbye to your TV!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *remains silent*
Squidward Tentacles: *looks around going to rob the shack of any wires*
He looks around but only finds Jellyfishing Nets, Crackers, Patrick Star Bobbleheads and Jelly Jars.
Squidward Tentacles: Nothing *then notices another door* A third door eh?
He tries to open it but it doesn’t budge.
Lincoln Loud: Squid?
Squidward Tentacles: Shut up!
He finally gets it open after some struggle and a skeleton falls out.
Lincoln Loud: SKELETON!!!! HASH SLINGING SLASHER’S CORPSE!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Squidward Tentacles: SHUT UP!!! It's wax!
Lincoln Loud: It's still scary!!
Squidward Tentacles: It's still fake!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And spooky!!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *remains silent*
Squidward Tentacles: I’m going home! This smelly trash heap has nothing! I’ll go to the electronics store tomorrow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: According to the scary tale, it is too late to step out of Jellyfish Fields on a Friday Night, once you step in!
Squidward Tentacles: Also according to the same tale, unless if your name is not Squidward, you can still exit to go home, read Sixty Shades Of Fish, drink some cocoa, go to sleep and then spend your Saturday buying wires at the Electronics Store! Now goodbye!
The light bulb suddenly fuses out and the second door opens and then violently shuts, with nobody doing it.
Squidward Tentacles: What..the?!
Lincoln Loud: No!!! No!!!!!!!
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, if you are trying to make me believe your dumb scary story, this isn’t funny.
Lincoln Loud: Squidward, I'm not doing anything but freaking out!!!
Squidward Tentacles: *to the outside once opening the door* WHO’S OUT THERE?! SHOW YOURSELF CREEP!
No answer.
Lincoln Loud: Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: HELLO?!! EARTH TO CREEP! COME IN!
No answer.
Lincoln Loud: SQUIDWARD.
Squidward Tentacles: SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Lincoln Loud: SQUIDWARD!!!!
Suddenly, the sights around them turn red and then the two notice a red figure crawling towards them out of the misty fog.
Squidward Tentacles: *starts to freak out* Umm, uhh, uh, ah, uh.
Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!
The red figure groans in a pitch that sounds dead inside.
Squidward Tentacles: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* To my bike, quick!
They run to Squidward's bike as the red figure continues to slowly crawl to them. They attempt to ride it but Squidward sees that all of the tires have been slashed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He slashes any vehicle's tires to prevent them from getting away!
Squidward Tentacles: FISHPASTE!!! Uhhh uh, oh! The Shuttle! Jellyfish Shuttle!
They run to the shuttle while the red figure crawls and groans a little faster toward them and the sights get more redder.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles and Lincoln Loud: *looks to see Jellyfish Shuttle also has slashed tires and several skeletons inside it*
Lincoln Loud: He also takes the souls of previous victims and leaves their bones for the buzzards!
Squidward Tentacles: That's disgusting and I have no other mode of transportation.
The red figure gets close and then gets up from all fours to all twos and dashes towards the scared duo while roaring.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles and Lincoln Loud: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
As the Red Figure gets as close to their face, he unmasks himself, revealing to be Hervy while laughing, the same fish that tried to apply for a fry cooking job at The Krusty Krab all those nights and years ago. The redness also returns to the normal darkness.
Squidward Tentacles: HERVY?!
Hervy the Fish: I brought my own red fog machines! *shows Squidward the machines which explains the redness*
Hervy also is covered in red paint and has a video camera with the red filming light still on to explain “Red Hash Slinging Slasher.”
SpongeBob SquarePants: *goes from terrified to snickering* Nice Hervy!
Hervy the Fish: Appreciated! Anytime!
They shake hands revealing SpongeBob to have been in on and planned the hauntings.
Squidward Tentacles: NOT COOL! NOT COOL!!! BARNACLEHEADS!!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hahahahahah!
Hervy the Fish: It's just a prank man! I would say bro but you ain’t my brother!
Squidward Tentacles: Now you think you are a comedian?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hahahahah!
Squidward Tentacles: How’d you three plan this stupid prank?!
Lincoln Loud: Simple! You!
We flashback to when Squidward was mocking SpongeBob and Lincoln at the pineapple door about the story.
SpongeBob SquarePants: After you mocked us for just trying to have some fun in telling a creepy story while being in the mood from watching a werewolf movie, I quickly called Hervy once you walked outside.
Hervy the Fish: And I was not nervous!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I told him to head to Jellyfish Fields as he lives right next door, bring his red fog machines, his camera and provide a legitimate roar. Simple as that! All fake in a matter of time! As an added bonus, he slashed the tires and brought wax skeletons! To be honest, I actually was a little creeped out at that!
Squidward Tentacles: You featherbrains are so dead when we get back to town, if we get back!
Hervy the Fish: Lighten up! Good ol fun!
Squidward Tentacles: Not when you have a heart attack!
Lincoln Loud: Good point.
Lola Loud: *comes in* Now Lincoln, time to relax and record the Pageants, so you can have a makeover!
Lincoln Loud: Lola, whatever you do, don't use Squidward's video labeled "Pageant Show" to record your show.
Lola Loud: *takes the tape from Lincoln* Don't tell me what to do, dirtbag! I'm here! *puts the tape into the VCR, which then shows the Makeover*
Announcer: Tonight on the Dungeon Channel: Torture Chamber Makeover!
A woman's scream is heard as the show is announced. Screen cuts to Squidward, who is shocked at the revelation.
Lola Loud: Okay, Lincoln, say goodbye to your...
Squidward Tentacles: Still one question though? How were my wires cut? Surely you couldn’t have gotten there while I was outside Hervy.
Hervy the Fish: That I didn’t do.
Squidward Tentacles: Well if you didn’t do it, SpongeBrain didn’t either and Lincbrain didn't. Then who did?!
Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* IT WAS LOLA, SQUIDWARD! I SAW HER LAST NIGHT!!
Squidward Tentacles: Lola?! Why?! Oh boy.
Rita Loud: *gets angry* LOLA LOUD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HYPED THE JELLYFISH!!
Lola Loud: It wasn’t me, mommy! I swear!!
Rita Loud: Lola, to your room. You’re grounded for a week. Do you think my hard work is a joke?
Lola Loud: BUT- BUT-
Lynn Loud Sr.: Lola, listen to your mother!!
Lola, looking salty, turns to Lana and Lisa with fire in her eyes then goes upstairs
Soon after, Lynn Sr. went to cook lunch. He cracked open a window.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Is something burning?
He looked back at the window to see Charles’ doghouse in flames.
Later, he called everyone outside and the cops are here. After he put out the fire that is.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Which one of you set Charles’s house on fire? I know it didn’t just start out of thin air!
As you can imagine, everyone pointed to Lola.
Lola Loud: What the?!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Lola, we called the cops! You’re grounded for two weeks! Doghouses don’t grow on trees!
Human Cop #1: And you're under arrest! *to the cops* Cops, take her away!
Cops: *arrests Lola*
Lola Loud: No! Wait. I love pageants!
Cops: *grabs Lola*
Lola Loud: I'm innocent! It wasn't my fault! I didn't do anything!
Cops: *puts Lola in police car*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Two more weeks for talking back and not owning up to the crime!
The police car siren wails and it drives off.
Lola Loud: *screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Suddenly, a dark figure wrapped in a creepy black cloak pops up from the ground and stares right at SpongeBob, Squidward, Hervy and Lincoln.
Squidward Tentacles: Uh SpongeBob, Hervy, Lincoln, is this another part of the prank?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh… no..
Hervy the Fish: The real HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!! *skedaddles to my house*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles and Lincoln Loud: *looks back at it, then screams and runs off back to our homes*
The figure then struggles with itself before managing to unmask itself to be Gary, who just tried to give Squidward's chewed up wires back after finding them from an animal that chewed them out.
Gary the Snail: Meow. *engulfs the remaining wires, picks up my cloak*
Slide transition cuts to the City Jail. Lola is in jail.
Lana Loud: Lola, you scared me!? Lola!!
Weeks AFTER that, like 6 weeks after, so present tense, she got Luan on her side.
Lola Loud: What if……..I give you $50 and help you prank our siblings?
Luan Loud: Hmm. *hard thinks* Throw in another $50 and you’ve got a deal
Luan looked over at the plans Lola had jotted down.
Luan Loud: You sure you wanna go this far? Because if so, I’m not helping.
Lola Loud: Go ahead, don’t help me.
Luan Loud: But why are you going through with this?
Lola Loud: Go ahead. Don’t help me.
Lincoln Loud: It's good to have Lola in jail.
The slide transition cuts to the Loud House in Lincoln's room.
Later that evening, Lincoln's sitting on his bed, a knock on the window is heard. He opens it up to reveal Hervy on a ladder.
Hervy the Fish: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hervy? What are you doing here? And where'd you get that ladder?
Hervy the Fish: I borrowed it from Squidward. Look, I never got the chance to say thanks for getting rid of Vicky and saving my life, so thanks.
Lincoln Loud: You're welcome, but Lola's in jail.
Hervy the Fish: Sorry to hear that.
Lincoln Loud: You win a few, you lose a few.
Hervy the Fish: It was so brave of you, if you talk about The Hash Slinging Slasher for telling stories in Squidward's house, though. Oh, and here's your reward.
Lincoln Loud: That's very sweet of you to say that.
Hervy the Fish: I gotta go, it's getting late! *goes down the ladder and walks away*
Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob. You might feed Gary for a snack.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You got that right.
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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