Probably Plant Talk

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Probably Plant Talk," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining ska and plant music. They catch up with a hotel owner, discuss tattoos, and give plant advice. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show by announcing a new special type of episode. Back by popular demand, they are making fan favorite segment “Probably Plant Talk” an entire episode. They request that people call in and banter a lot while waiting on a call that never comes.
Their first caller is Pete Best, who requests moisturizer for his new tattoo, which is of a smiley face on his forearm. The DJs do a bad job figuring out his last name, and he has nothing to say about plants.
Hotel operator Dirty Dani calls in but requests to be referred to as Sandra – because of Sandra Bullock. The Herpey Hotel is going very well, and they are now 15 stories high with 20 rooms per floor. They have one lizard per room, and they source them naturally. The lizards live in shoes – sometimes the guests’ shoes, sometimes ones the hotel provides. Dillon suggests they incorporate banana plants into the room décor, and both DJs suggest they use ska for elevator music.
Dillon reveals that his dog, Fergus, got a job over the weekend and banks at Paws Alive, a bank located within the fenced side of Barton Springs. It is concealed by magic.
They get another call from a man named Jake, who has a question about some blood sage plants that started growing aggressively after being fed boar milk. Some have grown into the clouds and have since dropped golden eggs from the sky. The ones that haven’t grown that high break Jake’s windows and whisper to him at night. Jake is tempted to climb the stalks but is not very good at climbing – his preferred sports are rugby and horseshoe throwing.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dirty Dani
Pete Best
Jake
==Featured Music==
The Ethiopians - "Train to Skaville"
King Hammond and The Sound System - "Skaville Olé"
Rush - "The Trees"
Less Than Jake - "9th at Pine"
Deerhoof - "Plant Thief"
Bad Manners - "Skaville UK"