I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Well, have you ever sat down at the dinner table, and thought, is it really butter? You ask Your Mom and she gives you that look again. Well, to be honest, we at Conspiracy Wiki know what you mean; we know your pain—that's why we're here to fix it by telling you . 
Most importantly, If you break up I can't believe it's not butter, it is ICBIN butter. In German Ich Bin means I am so It translates to "I AM BUTTER" 
== The Truth ==
You see, "I Can't Believe it's not Butter" actually is butter. There is no other rational explanation. It's not margarine as the title challenges you to believe, even when it comes in a spray bottle. This is all part of The Government's corporate agenda: trying to target the dairy industry, because they have finally come to the realization that dairy products can be bad for you. They plot and plot and now have tricked you by saying "it's not butter", but in-fact, it is. Now, you know about I Can't Believe it's not Butter.
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