HyperSsonic vs. Y3p owo

== Description ==
These two users are epic gamers, funny memers, and of course, are main characters in the Chat Wars series! Not to mention, it's Sonic vs. Mario! Can Hyper make owo kneel before the leader of the Soviet Onion? Or will Y3p use the power of Lord English to destroy Sonic?
== Pre-Fight ==
Location: Wrestling Ring (WWE)
"Welcome to this wrestling match!" An announcer said. Thousands of people were in a wrestling ring, ready to see two new fighters smack down.
"In the red corner, it's the leader of the Soviet Onion, the king of memes, the owner of Shrek 5, it's the Hyper Hellian, it's...HyperSsonic!" The announcer yelled out. Sonic stepped to the middle of the ring. "Pain is like onions, they both have layers! And you're gonna have layers of pain when I'm done with you!" Hyper said.
"In the blue corner, it's the servant of Lord English, the skeleton of the king of the koopas, the secret clown, it's the Kool-Aid Killer, it's...Y3p owo!" The announcer yelled again. Yep walked up to Hyper. "For the Lord English, you will not perish. You will be erased." Y3p threatens, as they walked back to their corners. 
"Now, when the bell rings, you will fight!" The announcer instructs. As the two combatants get ready to fight, there was a "Ding!" and the two combatants walked up to each other. 
== Fictional Fight! ==
=== Round 1! ===
Hyper pulled out boxing gloves, and punched Y3p in the face. Y3p pulled out his blue plastic bat, and knocked Hyper straight in the skull. "Ow!" Hyper yelled out in pain. Hyper raised his hand, and Y3p started floating in the air. "What the hell?" Y3p said. "You're going straight to hell." Hyper said, as he slammed his hand downwards, and Y3p followed suit, being slammed into the ground. Y3p pulled out his pistol and shot at Hyper, who used his boxing gloves to block the oncoming bullets.
"Thank you, Matt!" Hyper said, as he rushed at Y3p. Y3p tried punching Hyper, but he punched the pistol out of Y3p's hand. Hyper pulled out his Devilsknife, and sliced at Y3p. Y3p got sliced, and Hyper followed it up by kicking Y3p over to the ropes. Y3p ran, and grabbed Hyper by the neck. He slammed Sonic into the ground, and breathed fire on him. "YWOUCH!" Hyper said, as got up, still on fire. "Gotcha." Owo said, as he summoned The World. "ZE WORLDO!" Y3p yelled, as he stopped time. Y3p pulled out his minigun, and revved it up.
The minigun started, and hit Hyper with hundreds of bullets. He started time, and Hyper got knocked to the ground. He then followed it up by throwing confetti at Hyper, which confused him. "Magic!" Y3p said, as he walked over to Hyper. Y3p pulled out his shotgun, and shot Hyper, who quickly pulled out an Uno Reverse Card. "No, u" Hyper said, as the bullet hit Y3p instead. Y3p clutched his chest, and summoned Robotnik. "Snoop PINGAS as usual, I see!" Robotnik said, as he rushed at Hyper. Hyper simply grabbed Robotnik, and threw him to the ground.
Hyper decided to summon Pepsiman, who punched Y3p, atomizing Owo from existence. "Hey, bitch!" A voice yelled from behind Sonic. "WHAT?! I KILLED YOU!" Hyper yelled in confusion. "You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!" Y3p said, as he sent Robotnik, who kicked Pepsiman out of the ring. "Now, to destroy you!" Y3p said, as turned into his Joka form. "I am the clown!" Joka proclaimed. "What the hell is even happening anymore?!" Hyper said in fear and confusion. "What? You should LOVE chaos!" Joka said, as he pulled out his rocket launcher. "Wait a second, LOVE! I forgot!" Hyper said, as he used the RickRoll. Rick Astley was summoned, and started singing. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!" Rick sang, as Joka and Robotnik just stood there, in utter confusion.
Hyper summoned ten Gaster Blasters, as Rick disappeared. "Ah, shi-" Robotnik started, before the Gaster Blasters sent lasers at the two of them. "Boom." Hyper said. Suddenly, a giant explosion happened in the middle of the ring, and as it turns out, it was Joka's rocket launcher. Joka sent several more rockets at Hyper, and Hyper got sent into the air. Joka jumped up to meet Hyper in the air. "How insane ARE you?!" Hyper asked Y3p. "Oh, how insane am I?" Joka said, as he pulled out a giant mallet. "I'm totally insane-y!" Joka proclaimed, as he slammed the mallet straight into Hyper, and he got sent back to the ring. "That's it!" Hyper said. Joka came back down, as Hyper was building up energy in his fist. "Huh-" Joka was cut off by Hyper punching him. "U r going to Minecraft" Hyper said, as the punch ripped a hole in reality. Joka & Robotnik got sucked in, and got sent to the Overworld. "Looks like Round 1's winner is...Hyper!" The announcer said, as Hyper waved. "Now, I've gotta kick Y3p's ass." Hyper said, as he teleported to the Overworld.
=== Round 2! ===
Location: Overworld (Minecraft)
"Aw, man." Robotnik said, as he got up, and saw Joka. "Shut up. I hear something." Joka told Robotnik, as mobs walked out, wearing ogre ears, Soviet Onion merch, yeah, I'm pretty sure you get the point. They're part of the Soviet Onion. "Are you kidding me?!" Joka said in rage. Robotnik summoned Metal Sonic, The World teleported to Joka and the Stands, and Joka summoned Kool-Aid Man. "OOOHHH YEEEAAAHH-" Kool-Aid Man said, before Joka slapped him. "Get those mobs!" Joka yelled, as they charged towards the mobs.
Zombies started hitting Joka, who pulled out his pistol, and shot them with his Minecraft bullets. A Creeper ran up to Joka, and exploded, knocking Joka back. He pulled out his mallet, and pounded the ground with it, sending shockwaves around the mobs, instantly killing them. Robotnik kicked a Skeleton in the head, knocking it off. Robotnik grabbed a dirt block, and threw it at an Enderman, killing it. Metal Sonic blasted lasers at Slimes, destroying them. He blasted a few Spiders and Witches, killing them. The World punched a bunch of Creepers, Zombies, and Skeletons, destroying them. Kool-Aid Man threw pitchers at a few Zombies, killing them. He then turned a lake into Kool-Aid, killing a few Drowned. He then made a tsunami of Kool-Aid, which killed the rest of the Soviet Onion mobs. "We did it." Joka said. Suddenly, Pepsiman punched Robotnik, making him explode into a puddle of blood and organs. "Oh shit!" Metal Sonic said.
Hyper ran up to Joka, and did a spin dash, ramming into him, knocking Joka back. "That is it, Hyper! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!" Joka yelled, and put the Master Crown on. "Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Joka manically laughed, and became Crowned Joka. Crowned Joka erased Pepsiman, and rushed towards Hyper. "Let's go." HyperSsonic responded.
Crowned Joka punched Hyper in the face, and then shot Hyper with his rocket launcher. Hyper got sent straight into a mountain. "Oh, that's it." Hyper said. He whipped out a trumpet, and began playing Gang-Plank Galleon with it. His stomach became made of brass. Joka teleported to Hyper. "Oh, a golden stomach? What is that going to do against me?! I am power, and you are nothing!" Joka said, as he sent a nuke towards Hyper. The nuke hit Hyper's stomach, and got reflected back at Joka. "WHA-" Joka was hit with the nuke, and the entire Overworld was destroyed. The two of them got sent in the air, and started falling back down. Joka faceplanted on the ground of The End, and got up. "Oh, you've gotta be fucking with me." Joka said, as he saw Hyper riding the Ender Dragon. "YEE-HAW!" Hyper said, as he made the Ender Dragon blast fireballs at Joka. Joka rolled out of the way, as he fired rockets at Hyper. Sonic steered the dragon out of the way, and sent Endermen at Joka. Joka summoned lots of guns, with Minecraft bullets. The guns killed all of the Endermen.
Joka aimed his rocket launcher at the ground, and blasted a rocket, sending himself into the air. Joka was standing there, floating, as Hyper was going straight for Joka. Hyper rammed the Ender Dragon straight into Joka, enraging him. "THAT'S IT!" Joka said. He summoned hundreds of nukes, and sent them straight at the ground. The entire Minecraft universe was nuked, leaving nothing but Hyper, Joka, and outer space. "Now, you're going to face a real threat." Joka said. He transformed back to normal, and put on a costume. "Let's all have fun at McDonald's!" Y3p exclaimed, now in his Ronald McDonald form. "Time for fun!" Ronald said, as he summoned his wand and book. He quickly fired a beam at the space, creating a McDonald's out of nothing. Ronald kicked Hyper through the doors, into the McDonald's. Hyper started playing Pumped Up Kicks on his trumpet, summoning a revolver. He shot at Ronald, who created a shield with his wand. Ronald sent employees at Hyper, who were armed with crowbars. "Chaos time." Hyper said, as he could now break all of the rules! He suddenly pulled the McDonald's sign out of nowhere, and swung it around himself, bashing the employees' skulls in. Ronald quickly read from his book. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Ronald said, as a portal opened in the middle of the McDonald's.
"Actually, you didn't do that." Hyper said. Suddenly, time reversed, and Ronald was confused. "Wait, I can't summon things anymore?!" Ronald asked. "Nope. I am in control here, Ronald. I can do whatever I want." Hyper said. "Actually, you never existed." Hyper said, as Ronald started fading from existence. Ronald suddenly tapped himself with his wand, and he faded back to reality. He fired a beam at Hyper, and pulled the Chaos Time ability from Hyper. He then blasted it from existence, and the portal reopened. "WHAT?!" Hyper yelled in confusion and terror. "You aren't the only one with magic." Ronald said. The old one himself, Cthulhu, popped his head through the portal, and glared at Hyper, sending him into a wall. Ronald summoned another demon, this time, being the Teletubbies, but armed with crowbars. They beat Hyper up with the crowbars, and disappeared, along with Cthulhu. To regain strength, Hyper started chugging a carton of chocolate milk. He then chugged three more cartons, regaining all of his strength, as well as all of his abilities. Ronald quickly started chucking burgers at Hyper, who summoned Pepsiman. Pepsiman punched all of the burgers, and even hit one directly back at Ronald, hitting him in the face. Suddenly, Ronald started manically laughing, as he snapped. A giant wave of energy came out of his body, and blasted Pepsiman out of existence, and sent Hyper out of the McDonald's. Ronald exited the McDonald's, and made a portal behind Hyper, which sucked him up, and sent him somewhere else.
Ronald summoned the Announcer. "Um, I don't really know what's going on anymore, but uh, I guess Ronald wins Round 2!" The Announcer proclaimed. "Remember kids, this battle is sponsored by McDonald's, and the new meal, the Hyper's dead corpse meal! Coming as soon as I fucking destroy Hyper!" Ronald said, as he leapt through the portal.
=== Round 3! FINAL ROUND! ===
Hyper got sent flying into a house of horrors, death, and depravity. 
A McDonald's Playplace.
Hyper was on top of a shaky bridge, with kids running on it left and right. Ronald appeared, floating above the bridge. "Now, time to play my favorite game, Hyper!" Ronald said, as he cast a spell. The children suddenly had red eyes, and fangs for teeth. The balls in the ball pit below became spikes, and the children were running at him. "Welp, I knew I would have to do this." Hyper said, as he chugged another chocolate milk. "Alright, ya little shits, let's fucking uh, uh, I forgot what the hell I was gonna say." Hyper said. He had become drunk on chocolate milk.
Hyper quickly picked up a child, and threw them into the pit. Hyper then punched another running at him, and picked them up by the legs. He swung them around, knocking more children into the pit. He threw them into the pit, and kicked another in. He then jumped on one side of the bridge, which sent it upside-down, sending all of the other children into the pit. "No, my children of Hell!" Ronald cried. The bridge went back to normal, as Hyper leapt at Ronald. Hyper knocked the mask off of Ronald. "Oh shit." The two of them said, as they fell, and landed right beside the ball pit.
"I'm still gonna do the fucking thing I was gonna, uh, w-what's the damn word? Oh, that's right, do." Hyper said, still in his drunken state. "There's still a form you haven't seen yet!" Unmasked Ronald stated, as he got out of his Ronald costume. Suddenly, Y3p started glowing green. A cloak surrounded him, one of his eyes grew an eyepatch, his leg transformed into a peg leg, and a golden staff appeared in his hand. He became Lord Y3p, and he was ready to finish this battle, one way or another. While this happened, Hyper drank three more chocolate milk cartons. Y3p whacked Hyper across the head with his staff, which then transformed into a golden AK-47. "You've gotta be f-fucking kidding me." Hyper stated, as he got blasted with tons of bullets from Lord Y3p's AK-47. However, Hyper chugged another chocolate milk carton, as Y3p quickly figured out what was happening.
"So, that milk gives you strength, eh?" Lord said, as he saw Hyper whip out another carton. "Yep, I mean nope." Hyper said, about to be omnipresent. Suddenly, the chocolate milk faded from existence. "WHAT?!" Hyper yelled in horror. "It has been ERASED." Lord smugly stated. "..." Hyper didn't speak, as he was fully enraged. "TALK OR PERISH-" Lord Y3p was saying, before he caught sight of Hyper pulling out a bullet box from Undertale. Hyper pulled out some Flex Tape, and threw it at Y3p, getting him caught in the tape. Hyper pulled Y3p over to him, and threw him into the bullet box, breaking a side of it. Hyper taped it back on, before walking to the front of the bullet box. "Time for the true finale." Hyper stated, as his left eye glowed red. "DIE." Hyper said. Suddenly, tons of objects, such as bones, Gaster Blasters, Devilsknives, and all of Hyper's previous attacks appeared around the bullet box. "Shi-" Lord was cut off by all of the attacks hitting him at once, turning him into ashes.
"GET DUNKED ON, BITCH!" Hyper yelled. Suddenly, Lord Y3p regenerated from the ashes. "NO." Y3p blatantly stated, as he attempted to break out of the bullet box. "Fine. I didn't want to do this, but you forced me, since you won't give up." Sonic said, as he pulled out a copy of Shrek 5. "What is that supposed to do, fool?" Y3p asked, as Hyper had a massive grin on his face. "This is the only copy of Shrek 5 in existence. You really should've given up." Hyper said, as he threw the copy on the ground, and summoned a Gaster Blaster. It blasted the copy to nothingness, as Y3p felt reality closing inwards. "WAIT, NO-" Y3p yelled, as reality turned into nothing. Everything was erased. Earth, the planets, the solar system, the galaxy, the Milky Way, the universe, the multiverse, the outerverse, everything. Except for Hyper. "Welp, that was a fun time, let's do it again-" Hyper said, before being knocked out due to the giant attack.
"GOOD THING I'M ABOVE REALITY." Lord Y3p stated, as he faded back into existence. Lord pulled out his AK-47, and shot at Hyper's body. However, Hyper's body rolled out of the way, and got up. "I thought you would do that, so I had Soviet Shrek possess me." Hyper stated, as he transformed into Soviet Shrek. "WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MY SWAMP?!" Soviet Shrek yelled, as he pulled out a giant bottle of vodka. He slammed it into Lord, who got knocked back a far way. Lord teleported behind Soviet, and shot him. Soviet teleported behind Lord, before he could land a bullet on him, and kicked him in the back, knocking him to the ground of nothingness. "Get him, Kool-Aid Lord!" Lord said, as Kool-Aid Man emerged, but he had an eyepatch, peg leg, and green Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid Lord started rapidly punching Soviet, before doing an uppercut, and following it up by kicking Soviet away. Soviet threw bottles of vodka into Kool-Aid Lord's hole, which caused Kool-Aid Lord to start shimmering. "Oh no..." Kool-Aid Lord said, before exploding into a puddle of green Kool-Aid and glass. 
Suddenly, Soviet All Star started playing, as Soviet leapt over to Lord, and pulled out a bottle of vodka, shaped like a sword. "Very well then." Lord said, as he pulled out his AK-47, and formed it into a staff again. The two of them clashed weapons, creating shockwaves around them as they clashed. As both of them hit their weapons together at the same time, a big bang was created, recreating the hyperverse, multiverse, everything that was erased. Soviet Shrek pulled out the Bible and a cross, and put both of them up to Lord, summoning Jesus himself. "You question my word, mortal?" Jesus said, as he blasted Lord with a laser, sending him flying back into the wrestling ring. Jesus disappeared, and Soviet teleported back to the ring. Lord was on the ground, about to die. Soviet got up on the ropes, and waved at the audience watching. He then jumped in an elbow drop position, about to slam into Lord. However, Lord created a spike in his place, and Soviet only noticed at the last second, as he got decapitated. Lord took out his staff, turned it into an AK-47 again, and shot the head until it exploded.
"Looks like your winner is...Y3P OWO!" The announcer said, as Y3p turned back to normal, and bowed to the audience.
== Conclusion ==
Y3p continues bowing to the audience.
Somebody picks up Hyper's corpse and head, and walks away.
"Look, we need another event, sir. We need combatants like them." The manager of WWE said, as the person he was speaking to stroked his chin, and whispered to somebody next to him. "Hm, there are two fighters that we've been wanting to test out. A pink puffball and a green plumber. We could do that." A translator next to the person said. "Hm. I see. We'll do that." The manager said, as the manager and person across from him shake hands.
This fight's victor is...Y3p owo!
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