Eugene Zuckerberg

Eugene Zuckerberg is a character role-played by Vader.
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==General Description==
Eugene Zuckerberg is the leader of Prune Gang and Civ Gang. As a senior citizen, many people think Eugene has dementia, or as he calls it, "dimensions", even though it's more of an excuse that he uses for his criminal behavior and he really is of sound mind. Eugene is a well-connected criminal with decades of experience evading the law, having ties to most gangs in the city, and is seen as a grandfatherly figure by many in and out of the criminal underworld. He's also known to be one of the best getaway drivers in the city. Even on foot he has a reputation of losing cops to the point where other criminals call him Slippy. 
==Career==
===Legal Jobs===
Eugene is a jack of all trades and has been employed by a large amount of people.
*Eugene has worked as a part-time employee at the Senior Buns.
*Eugene has been working as a contractor for Gruppe 6.
*Under the alias of Dr. Pliskin, Eugene worked as an Intern for the Los Santos Medical Group.
===Criminal Activity=== 
*Eugene has been secretly robbing packages from Gruppe 6 and Grime vans, and selling them to a fence.
*In the past Eugene was one of the biggest weed sellers, having already been put in jail for Drug Trafficking. His weed game grew to the point where he had enough for a daily Taco shop weed run. These days he only dabbles in the craft.
*Founder of Civ Gang, whom he chops cars with and runs a variety scams.
===Run for Mayor ===
In January 2024, Eugene announced his run for Mayor of Los Santos, running against Maximilian Thoroughbred, Party Hardy, Pilbis Toretti, Donnie McMuffin, Stelio Lambros, Bobby Charles, Michael Simone, Jebediah "Beef" von Wunder, Ronald Rump, Max Dumont, Doug Loftis, and Cletus Cornwood. He failed to apply to be on the ballot, hence the race ended early for him.
==Quotes==
*"My car!"
*"My door!"
*"STUPID LOCAL!"
*"Hwot?"
*"Uhhuh"
*"Excuse me?!"
*"Screw you!"
*"Let me tell you about the time I invented the Frisbee. We'd get a paper plate and turn it upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me, and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me."
*"Woah!"
*"You owe me money for the taxi ride!."
*"Fuck the Police!"
*"I've fought in 130 world wars!"
*"I invented this...."
*"You wear a HWIG!"
*"You stupid whore!" / "You stupid bitch!"
*"Oof!"
*"AKAWOK"
*"What did you call me?"
*"Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make?"
*"I am not old, I'm 35+"
*"Fuck 12!"
*"AAAAaaaahhhh.... JESUS!"
== Trivia==
* Has claimed to have fought in 130 "world wars" and have accomplished many other feats: 
**The Boer War, the War of 1812, the Civil War, the Battle of Yavin, the Battle of Hastings, the Battle of Helm's Deep, he carried the cross for Jesus, starred in The Garden of Eden, he's the First Creator of Man, he created the Earth in seven days, fought in a battle against the Roman Empire against 2.4 billion Romans (who he killed with his Panzer Tank), the Battle of Endor, the War of the Five Kings, World War Z, the Battle of Wakanda, climbing Mt. Everest in the nude, the Vietnam War, four American Revolutions, the Infinity War parts I and II, the War of the World, cut off Van Gogh‘s ear (in a bar fight), he sunk the Titanic, the Dunkirk War, he fought Private Ryan, built the Berlin Wall (with own fecal matter), you sank my battleship, the Star Wars, the Clone Wars, Battle of the Bastards, and stopped Chernobyl from erupting.
*Eugene's mental health is a taboo subject, though everyone believes he is crazy, and several doctors have suggested he has dementia.
*Has claimed to have been reborn again at Easter but was once thousands of years old.
* Claims to have invented The Frisbee, going Left, running, the Aeroplane, and the Onion.
*Is related to everyone in the city.
*Once ran a Taxi Cab service; the rate was $1,000.
*Paints all of his vehicles salmon, including vehicles he's stolen and then returned to the owner.
*Eugene hates being called "old" and will hunt down anyone who calls him it.
==Cars==
=== List of vehicles owned by Eugene:===
*Tailgater S
*Ocelot Ardent
===Used to own/Sold:===
*None
==Gallery==
File:EugeneLoad.jpg|GTA Load Screen