Ask Spider-Man

Greetings, I am Spider-Man.
Feel free to ask me any questions.
Harry Osborn: Spider-Man, Why is that Peter Parker leaves and then comes back a hour later ?
Spider-Man: Remember, Peter Parker works at the Daily Bugle
Harry Osborn: So he works there for a hour?
Spider-Man: Harry, John Jonah Jameson doesn't like to pay his employees, he gives them a hour shift
Harry: Ok?
John Jonah Jameson: Listen, you Masked Menace, You don't help New York City at all, Crime rates are higher than ever now, that started happening you arrived....
* Spider-Man leaves*
The Green Goblin: Meet me at Hall of Mirrors
Spider-Man: Already there, Goblin
The Green Goblin: *facepalm* He is so fast
John Jonah Jameson: I am not done talking to you...
*Spider-Man walks away*
Mary Jane Watson: I can't believe I get to talk to Spider-Man! Spider-Man?
Spider-Man realizes he is drooling
*The Green Goblin posts that on Marvelbook*
The Lizard: [roars]
Spider-Man: Hey, Lizard, Meet Reptile, You should hang out more and play video games in the sewers
* Spider-Man walks away and leaves photo of Reptile
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