David Attenborough

The ACU David Attenborough is one of the main antagonists apearing in the ACU.
== Evil doings ==
=== Towards animals ===
The ACUs David Attenboroughs twisted mind was already apparent in his younger years when he had just started as a commentator. In the Forgotten History "Attenborough Plays Pranks on Animals" it has been documented how he tortured animals by playing heinous pranks on them. He used recordings to scare poor harmless and cute animals and took pleasure in them shitting themselves from fearing for their life. His perversion is rooted even deeper with him seemingly getting off from describing intercourse between two animals belonging to the Araneae group. 
His attraction to animals became even more deviant over time with him stating in the Adrian Gray Comedy Stream that he likes to crush them with his thighs, likes them in pies and is crushing animals eyes. 
=== Towards the world ===
His evil deeds have not only been focused on animals but in his later years he started harming the environment as well. Due to his extravagant lifestyle as a celebrity, he grew power hungry and was in desperate need for money. To his rescue came the oil company Shell. Shell was paying Attenborough to promote their company and to glamorize the harm that the company causes. This storyline has been created in the Adrian Gray Stream "David Attenborough is Secretly Sponsored by Shell". In the resulting video David Attenborough is standing on land destroyed by an oil spill and rejoicing in the fact that it is now a beach while eyeing beautiful women and drinking Pina Colada completely disregarding a dead otter. 
Overall, it can be concluded that he's ultimate goal is destroying the world. There have been hints that his plan for world destruction may involve a submarine that he has stolen. This also originated in the David Attenborough is Secretly Sponsored by Shell stream. Him planning to destroy the world is also mentioned in the Adrian Gray Comedy Jingle. 
== Jingle ==
=== One liner ===
David Attenborough is destroying the world.
=== Sung with David Attenborough voice ===
I am David Attenborough
And I like animals
But I was a bit like them too much
Cause I like to crush them with my thighs
Thighs thighs eyes eyes
David Attenborough likes animals in pies
Eyes eyes
David Attenboroughs thighs thighs
Is crushing animals eyes
I would..
Now it's time to sit on the beach
This beach was made by an oil spill
And there's nothing better than a beach and a Pina colada
And, of course, getting wanked off by a Pina Colada