Panoptica's Vambraces

{{ ItemCard2
|quality=legendary
|image=gloves_panoptica.png
|type=gloves
|attack=100
|defense=200
|perception=700
|energy=60
|ability=Eyes of the Gods: Chance for bonus damage; Extra damage based on Player's Perception; Increases Energy by 60
|text=Bernard Bronzefist has spent the last three days sat in a tavern, drinking so much beer that the spills have made his beard as hard as iron. When I informed him that he was severely drunk, he replied thus: 'So? Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be... be... eyes!'
Recommended judgment: Blunt force trauma to the skull (already administered)."
-- Panoptica's report to the gods
|obtained=Perception Reward (19,611+)
|obtained2=Perception Reward (19,611+)
|info=
|reference=Text is an unintentional reference to a quote attributed to Winston Churchill:
:“Sir, you are drunk.”
:“And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.”
|set=Panoptica's Set
|}}
Category:Unique