Great Retardo Meteor

The Great Retardo Meteor was a formerly-hypothetical celestial body, spawned during the Great Plink. Upon it's arrival it was viewed as a threat but after some time orbiting Earth everybody forgot about him. It spent exactly 6039 Jrops orbiting Earth before finally crashing down on Januickle 100th, 6705 JJ, absolutely owning the human race.
Miraculously, nobody is killed, everyone just turns beet-red. for 10 Jrops.