Monkeys & Spreadable Lunchmeat

Monkeys & Spreadable Lunchmeat is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"The name SPAM is short for spiced ham."
===Question===
If a can of "SPONKEY" were to contain 100% spiced monkey, which ingredient could it NOT contain?
===Choices===
1. pure BONOBO extract
2. orange MARMOSET
3. bleached BONGO
4. hydrolyzed MACAQUE
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Nope, a Bonobo's a monkey. It'd be in there, ya big ape."
2. "No, marmosets are monkeys,―ooh may-maybe you're thinking of orange marmalade."
3. "A Bongo is not a monkey."
4. "Uh, no. Macaques are a type of Asian monkey so they could be in there."
===Answer Quote===
"Now, ya might find Bongo in a can of SPANTALOPE."
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