Purple and His Friends Write a Sequel to the Bible to Account the End of the World

Episode 7 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple
== Transcript ==
(Existant, Purple, Travis, and Zoltan are sitting in the Don’s with a notebook)
Zoltan: What are we doing?
Purple: We’ve been compelled to write the Bible 2.
Travis: Yeah Zoltan!
Zoltan: Zoltan Zoltan Zoltan!
Purple: We need a better name.
Existant: How about the Elbib?
Purple: That works.
Travis: What should we call the first book?
Purple: Well it’s from the four of us but I’m writing. ZOLTAN!
(Purple begins to write the book of Zoltan)
Zoltan: 
1: 
1 I will tell a story of greed. Ahem. “One man says, I love my life. The other, I will buy you.” CrazySponge is such an incest. 2 The men, knowing that the holy prophet Zoltan has just spoken, left their small home and trekked onwards to find other people they could bring to the Lord during the end of times. 3 Zoltan the prophet led them, and he began to give some wise words of advice. NO RACISM. 4 The holiest men take the higher road, as it’s said. 
Travis: That’s it?
Purple: Yeah I’m too lazy to continue for now.
Travis: Alright then.
Purple: Cool.
Zoltan: So what now?
Purple: Dunno.
(There’s a knock)
Existant: HELLO?
(A hooded figure is standing outside)
Purple: I will shoot!
CrazySponge: (removes hood) GUYS ITS ME!
Purple: Shit-
(Episode ends)
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