Ride, Rabs, Ride!

Ride, Rabs, Ride! is the thirty-fourth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Osama bin laden tries to teach Mr. Rabs how to ride a bike, and chaos ensues!
==Transcript== 
*[The episode begins with closing time at The Patty Shack]
*Narrator: Ah, Closing Time. It is here RongeRob makes a shocking realization...
*Mr. Rabs: Well, see you tomorrow RongeRob!
*RongeRob: WAIT! Before you go, I have a gift for you!
*Mr. Rabs: FOR ME?
*RongeRob: Yup! Here it is!
*[Bicycle]
*Mr. Rabs: It's a-a-a b-b bicycle.
*RongeRob: I thought you'd be more enthusiastic
*[Suddenly, he breaks down into tears. Fred looks by, confused.]
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, are you ok?
*Mr. Rabs: NO! IT'S JUST
*[He wipes the tears from his face]
*Mr. Rabs: I was never taught how to right a bike.
*RongeRob: WHAT!
*Mr. Rabs: Aye, RongeRob, it seems your gift is useless to me, for I am not worthy of riding a bike.
*RongeRob: Don't say that about yourself! I know just how to call to help!
*Narrator: Meanwhile, with Osama bin Laden...
*Osama bin Laden: اه ما أجمل الدش..
*[Suddenly, he gets a phone call]
*Osama bin Laden: من هذا؟ "رونجيروب"؟
*[He picks up the pone]
*RongeRob: أسامة، ساعدنا! السيد رابز يحتاج الى مساعدتكم بشدة
*Osama bin Laden: سأكون هناك في لمح البصر.
*Narrator: Later...
*Osama bin Laden: مرحبا سيد. الراب! سمعت أنك بحاجة لبعض المساعدة. إذن، كيف يمكنني مساعدتك؟
*Mr. Rabs: أريد أن أتعلم...أتعلم كيفية ركوب الدراجة...
*Osama bin Laden: تعلم كيفية ركوب الدراجة؟ ينبغي أن يكون سهلا. بعد كل شيء، أنت رجل بالغ!
*Mr. Rabs: حقًا؟ سوف تعلمني؟
*Osama bin Laden: بالطبع! الآن، دعونا نحصل على بعض المواد من منزل سبونجتوم.
*[Transition to SpongeTom's house]
*SpongeTom: Eh? What are you guys saying?
*Mr. Rabs: Here, wear this.
*[Mr. Rabs 2.0's voice translator]
*SpongeTom: You sure I should use? This is a gun I'm supposed to shoot myself with?
*Mr. Rabs: Try it out!
*[SpongeTom shoots himself]
*SpongeTom's Ghost: Ooo! I can understand him!
*Osama bin Laden: Yes. Anyways, could you let us borrow some stuff so I can teach Mr. Rabs how to ride a bike?
*SpongeTom's Ghost: Of course!
*Osama bin Laden: Thanks!
*[Suddenly, SpongeTom's Ghost goes back inside of him]
*SpongeTom: Alright, I'll be inside reading the news.
*[Meanwhile, Mr. Rabs and Osama get stuff from the back.]
*Osama bin Laden: حسنًا، سيد رابز، أنت جاهز. هناك شيء واحد فقط يجب تذكره، وهو حبالوا؟!
*[Suddenly, a pile of ropes lands on Osama, crushing him]
*Mr. Rabs: لا أعرف كيف أركب!
*[Dead Mans Hill]
*Mr. Rabs: Dead Mans Hill... DEAD MANS HILL! [Screaming]
*[Crash]
*[Cut to the Hospital. The Mr. Rabs Gang is there]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Mr. Rabs!! Oh, thank Neptune you're okay.
*Mr. Rabs: Of course I'm okay. I'm an expert bicyclist now.
*Mr. Zabs Mr. Rabs, you crashed all the way down Dead Man's Hill.
*Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
*[Cutaway to what really happened, which was that Mr. Rabs crashed all the way down the hill.]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: You've been in a coma for six weeks!
*Osama bin Laden: آسف لأنني لم أتمكن من تعليمك كيفية ركوب الدراجة
*Mr. Rabs: من يحتاج إلى دراجة غبية؟ أنا دراجة! اركب يا أسامة! دعونا لفة!
*[Osama bin Laden hops onto him and rides out of the hospital, both laughing] Whee! [The duo ride past the doctor, Quidward's Ghost, who is on knocking him over, knocking him into a Ghost Wood Chipper.]
*Quidward: OHTATTATATA
*[Explodes]
*Osama: انتبه!
*[The explosion from earlier is seen. They ride off into the sunset.]
*Osama: رائع!
*Mr. Rabs: أخبرتك أننا لسنا بحاجة إلى دراجة غبية!
*[The end]
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