Epic Rap Battles of Randomness 1

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Spike vs Spyro is the first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Randomness series and the first installment of Season 1. It was released on November 24th, 2013. It features baby dragon, Spike, rapping against cocky dragon, Spyro.
==Cast ==
Zach Schroeder as Spike
Kyle J. as Spyro
==Lyrics==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!
SPIKE!
VS.
SPYRO!
BEGIN!
Spyro:
It’s Spyro! Coming in to stop Ripto,
And to destroy Ponyville you do-do!
Oh you don’t know what that means? Congratulations!
You’re just one of the insults to My Little Pony’s creation.
Listen here boy, you’re just a reject, a rip-off!
All your generation friends should just FUCK OFF!
You report everything, so report this;
I’m surprised you’re so called “Bronies” even fucking exist!
Spike:
Jeez, calm down dude! It’s a rap battle; for fun!
You curse about everything, Rated E For Everyone?
You mad, Spyro? You’re games suck?
A key for 100 gems? Ha! Good luck!
What’s the matter? Miss Sparx? HE’S DIED NOW.
When you approach the Princess, FUCKING BOW!
Our show got good ratings ‘cause it was interesting,
You’re broke, died, in desperation!
Spyro:
YOU. CHEAP. BASTARD! When did you have the skull,
To say that in front of me; Spyro?
I am sad to say this but there is a lot of R34,
For a little girls show just begging for more!
And just like you I have adorable fans,
But your fans just came out of an nearby land.
I will say this once, and hope you’ll understand-
Thumb this video up for 100 gems!
Spike:
Oh really, Spy? Just go home and cry,
I bet you don’t even have a home yet you claim you’re fly?
“All Fired Up!” is all you say! What the lord?
And I’ll kill you like I would Boomer, Gill Grunt, and Eruptor.
I’ve been through the Forest of Fear AND the Stinky Swamp.
Those didn’t effect me; and that says alot!
And don’t you dare steal the gems that I eat,
To complete your little game for a guy that doesn’t even need!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RANDOMNESS!
<poll>
Who Won?
Spike
Spyro
Both
Neither
</poll>
==Trivia==
*The creator of ERBOR, Kyle J, doesn't know a lot about Spyro, but instead of getting someone to write his lines he only watched Spyro Does A Thing on YouTube for his references.
*Kyle J. himself (the creator) isn't impressed with the battle. Although for a pilot battle, it was worth it.
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