Annoying Orange: Earth Day/Transcript

(camera shows Orange sleeping in the dark, then awaken by sudden)
Orange: Huh? Hey! Who is making all that racket?
(screen goes brighter, camera zooms out to Pear)
Pear: Oh hey, Orange. We're just sprucing up the kitchen for Earth Day.
Marshmallow (floated by a balloon): Yay! I get to be the moon!
Orange: Birthday? But I just had one a couple months ago.
Pear: No, not "birthday," "Earth Day."
Orange: Huh?
Pear: (scoffs) It's like the one day of the year that we celebrate our beautiful home.
Orange: Then why isn't it called 'Kitchen Day?'
Midget Apple: (groans) Here we go again.
Orange: Stupid Earth. If it gets a day, I should get a whole week. (laughs)
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