Rescue in the Outlands/Transcript

(Files Buzzing)
Kion: 
Buffalo! Slow down!
Ono: 
It's the tsetse flies! This is the most I've ever seen!
Kion: 
They won't stop until they get some relief.
Ono: 
Well, tsetse flies aren't very fond of water.
Kion: 
Of course! Ono, find some water! We'll need enough to hold the herd! (Grunts)
Ono: 
There's a river not far from here!
Kion: 
Perfect! Lead the way! This way, everybody!
(Buzzing)
Thurston:
What is that?
Kion: 
Zebras! Out of the way!
Thurston:
Kion, can't you lead those buffalo somewhere else? We're eating here!
Kion: 
I said move!
Thurston:
(Scoffs) Well, you don't have to be rude about it.
Fuli: 
I never thought I'd be so happy to get soaked.
Kion: 
Guess the flies like the water even less than you, Fuli. They're gone!
Mbeya: 
[Off-screen] Help! So many flies!
Beshte: 
That sounds like Mbeya.
Kion: 
Now we know where the flies went. Let's go!
[The scene transitions to the hyenas in the Outlands]
Chungu: 
Huh. No jackals under here.
Cheezi: 
What are we gonna do with the jackals when we find 'em, anyway?
Chungu: 
Can we eat 'em?
Janja: 
No, fur brain. Scar wants us to talk to 'em and get 'em on his side.
Chungu: 
Then can we eat 'em?
Jasiri: 
Janja!
Janja: 
Jasiri?
Jasiri: 
What are you doing on my turf?
Janja: 
Your turf? Since when?
Jasiri: 
Since... [Jasiri marks her turf] Now. Oh. Did you forget to mark your turf for the dry season? (LAUGHS)
Janja: 
No! I, uh... Why didn't you fur brains remind me to re-mark our turf?
Jasiri: 
Too bad. Now you're in my territory. But you're welcome to pass through if you'd like.
Janja: 
Pass through? [Janja gets ready to fight] Think I'd rather take it back! (Growls)
Jasiri: 
Have it your way! (Grunts)
Janja:
(Grunting)
Jasiri: 
(Grunts)
Janja: 
[Janja pins down Jasiri] Got ya now, Jasiri.
Jasiri: 
You think? [Jasiri kicks off Janja]
Janja: 
Ow! Hey! (Grunts) (Groans) Cut it out!
Jasiri: 
Sure. Just stop fighting me and go back the way you came.
Janja: 
Yeah, all right. But just you wait. This ain't over, Jasiri!
Jasiri: 
Come back anytime, Janja! (Laughs)
[The scene transitions back to the Lion Guard and Mbeya]
(Files Buzzing)
Mbeya: 
(Sighs) This is so embarrassing.
Beshte: 
Don't worry, Mbeya. We'll get you out of there.
Kion: 
Beshte...
Beshte: 
Twende Kiboko! (Grunts) [Beshte gets Mbyea free]
Mbeya: 
(Chuckles) Thank you so much!
Beshte: 
Sure thing, Mbeya.
Kion:
How did you get stuck in there?
Mbeya: 
It's these flies! I tried rolling in the dirt to get them off, but I rolled into the stream bed instead.
Kion: 
We'll take you to a watering hole. It'll help keep the flies away.
Bunga: 
[Bunga jumps onto Mbeya's back] And in the meantime, you've got me!(Chomping)
[The scene transitions to the Outlands Volcano]
Ushari: 
(Sighs) Should I even ask how the meeting with the jackals went?
Janja: 
We didn't find 'em, okay?
Cheezi: 
Yeah. We found Jasiri instead.
Chungu: 
She's the one who sent us back here!
Ushari: 
I'm sorry, did you say one hyena defeated all three of you?
Janja: 
Hey, Jasiri's no ordinary hyena. She's fearless or something.
Scar: 
[Scar pops out from the volcano] A fearless hyena? Perhaps, she should be part of our collective.
Janja: 
What? No. No way. Jasiri's bad news. She's even friends with the Lion Guard!
Scar:
Friends with the Lion Guard?
Janja: 
Oh, yeah. She even respects the circle of life like they do. Trust me, Scar, Jasiri's the worst!
[Music starts]
Janja: 
¶ Hyenas should be rotten Hyenas should be mean
¶ But then you got Jasiri
¶ She's like nothing that you see
¶ She's nice to other creatures
¶ Yeah, the circle of life ¶ But when it comes to my guys
¶ She causes nothing but strife ¶ She's the worst hyena we know
Cheezi and Chungu: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ She makes me mad just at hello
Cheezi and Chungu: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ Yeah, she's friendly and kind ¶ Drives me out of my mind
¶ She's the worst, the worst
¶ The worst hyena we know
¶ So when we got to face her, like what just happened now
¶ We got her all outnumbered but she beats us somehow
¶ She gives a little laugh and a cute little smile
¶ But then she kicks our tails and she does it in style
¶ She's the worst hyena we know
Cheezi and Chungu: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ She makes me mad just at hello
Cheezi and Chungu:: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ Yeah, she's friendly and kind ¶ Drives me out of my mind
¶ She's the worst, the worst
¶ The worst hyena we know
¶ Did I forget to mention Kion?
Cheezi: ¶ Yeah, you did
Janja: ¶ She and him are like best friends
Chungu: ¶ I did not know that
Janja: ¶ And when they're both together
¶ It's impossible to defend
¶ When will it end?
Chungu: I don't know.
Cheezi: Me neither.
Janja: ¶ She's the worst hyena we know
Cheezi and Chungu: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ She makes me mad just at hello
Cheezi and Chungu:: ¶ So bad
Janja: ¶ Yeah, she's friendly and kind ¶ Drives me out of my mind
¶ She's the worst, the worst
¶ The worst hyena we know ¶
[Music ends]
Scar: 
We cannot have an ally of the Lion Guard, here in the outlands. Get rid of her. Immediately.
Janja:
Oh? Uh, yeah. Sure thing.
Scar: 
But take your entire clan. She's obviously more than a match for the three of you!
Janja:
Yeah, yeah! The whole clan. You got it, Scar!
Scar: 
And, Janja... Don't disappoint me again.
Janja:
(Gulps) No. I mean, uh, yeah. I mean... Let's go, boys!
[The scene transitions back to the Lion Guard and Mbeya]
(Flies buzzing)
(Buzzing)
Mbeya: 
Can't the Lion Guard do something to get rid of these flies?
Fuli: 
(Scoffs) I wish.
Beshte: 
Me, too. It'd be great if we could just shout, "Flies, go away!" And...
[The flies go away]
Bunga: 
Un-bunga-lievable! Big B, how'd you do that?
[The zebras show up]
Thurston: 
Excuse me. Where are we zebras supposed to drink? Someone filled the river with buffalo.
Ono: 
Of course! The flies didn't leave because Beshte told them to, they've left because the zebras showed up! That's why they left down by the river, too!
Fuli: 
You mean the flies don't like zebras?
Ono: 
They don't like the zebra's stripes. Common knowledge, really, though, nobody knows why.
Kion: 
So, if we stick with the zebras, we won't have to deal with the flies? We'll take you to the nearest watering hole. Mbeya, too. Come on!
Thurston: 
A Lion Guard escort? Well, I suppose it's only fitting.
[The scene transitions to Jasiri who's playing with the cubs]
(Hyena cubs laughing)
(Laughing)
Wema and Tunu:
(Gasps) (Both laughing)
Wema: 
You found us!
Jasiri: 
I did. And now we can all look for Madoa. You ready? Is she here? Let's see...
All: 
Ha!
Jasiri: 
Oh, well. Guess we gotta keep looking.
Tunu: 
We're gonna find you, Madoa!
[Madoa is hiding meanwhile Janja's clan spies on Jasiri's clan]
Janja:
Aw, ain't that cute. Jasiri's playin' with cubs. Let's get 'em all Jasiri!
Jasiri: 
Back so soon, Janja? I already told you, this is my turf now.
Janja: 
Oh this ain't about turf, Jasiri. I told ya this wasn't over. Get her. (GROWLS)
(Cubs Screaming)
Wema and Tunu: 
Jasiri!
[Cheezi and Chungu chase Wema and Tunu]
Cheezi: 
Slow down, kids!
Jasiri: 
No! Leave them alone! They're only cubs! [Jasiri fights the hyenas]
(All Growling)
(Grunts)
(Panting)
Cheezi & Chungu: (Laughing Hysterically)
Jasiri: 
No! (Grunts) 
[Jasiri pushes Cheezi and Chungu out of the way and Janja pushes the cubs in the vent] 
Jasiri Wema & Tunu:
(Screams)
Madoa: 
[Madoa watches from a distances] (Gasps) No!
Janja: 
(Laughing)
Jasiri: 
(Grunts) I'll get you for this, Janja!
Janja: 
You ain't gonna get nobody, Jasiri. You're stuck down there. Gather 'round, boys! What do you say we stick around and see what happens next? Should be very entertaining.
Madoa: 
There's too many of them. Our clan can't fight them without Jasiri. I need the Lion Guard. [Madoa walks away]
[The scene transitions to Pride Lands Watering Hole]
Thurston: 
And in my fifth dry season, I fought off a leopard. That's how I earned the stripes on my backside. See? [Thurston shows off his stripe]
Beshte: 
Poa:
Thurston: 
Did you get a good look?
Fuli: 
Yeah, we can see it fine from here.
Ono: 
(Groans) Zebras don't earn their stripes. They're born with them.
Thurston: 
(Scoffs) Are you a zebra?
Ono: 
No, obviously.
Thurston: 
Then how could you possibly know?
Ono: 
Wait, what? But... (Groans)
Kion: 
Where are you going, Ono?
Ono: 
Back to the flies. They're less annoying.
(Flies Buzzing)
Ono: 
(Squawks, Coughs) (Spits)
Madoa: 
[Off-screen] Lion Guard!
Ono: 
Wait a tick. [Ono's vision zooms in on Madoa]
Madoa: 
Lion Guard! Where are you?
Ono: 
Madoa? Yes, it's us. Over here. This way, Madoa.
Kion: 
Madoa?
Madoa: 
[Madoa goes up to the Lion Guard] Kion, I need your help.
Thurston: 
A hyena? Panic and run. Panic and...
Kion: 
No. Do not panic and run. Madoa is our friend. Just stay calm, stay here, and keep the flies away.
Thurston: 
Oh. Well... Very well. But it's not the zebra way.
Kion: 
What is it, Madoa?
Madoa: 
Janja has Jasiri trapped in a steam vent. And Wema and Tunu are in there with her.
Beshte: 
The two little cubs?
Fuli: 
[Fuli walks up to Madoa] Are they okay?
Madoa: 
I think so, but they're stuck and surrounded by Janja and his clan.
Kion: 
We'll save them, Madoa. Just lead the way. Till the Pride Lands end...
ALl: 
Lion Guard defend!
(All coughing)
Fuli: 
(Grunts) How can we run with all these flies in our faces?
Thurston: 
Oh, hello, Lion Guard. I was wondering where you went.
Fuli: 
I know what you're thinking, Kion.
Ono: 
Oh, no. You can't be serious.
Kion: 
You guys have a better idea? We need your help. The only way we can get where we're going is if you come with us.
Thurston: 
Because zebras have the best sense of direction in the Pride Lands?
Fuli: 
(Laughs) Sorry.
Kion:
Without you, we won't be able to tell which way we're going.
Thurston: 
And that's bad, right?
Kion: 
Right. But I think you should know we're going after some bad hyenas.
Thurston: 
Oh, I see. Gracious.
Beshte: 
Hey, this could be a chance to earn another stripe on your backside.
Thurston: 
You're right. There's plenty of room back there for another one. (CHUCKLES) I'll do it. Lion Guard, follow me.
Kion:
Actually, we're all following Madoa.
Thurston: 
Oh. Well, in that case, Lion Guard, follow that hyena.
[The scene transitions to the Outlands]
Thurston: 
And here's another interesting fact about zebras...
Fuli:
What? That they can't stop talking?
Thurston: 
Well, that's true, too. But that's not the fact I was going to mention.
Kion:
Hang on, everybody. you notice something? No flies.
Bunga: 
Well, sure, because we're with a zebra.
Kion: 
Yeah, but look around. I mean, there's no flies anywhere. They're all gone.
Ono: 
Of course We're in the Outlands. Tsetse flies like the brush. It's too barren for them out here.
Fuli: 
So, if there are no flies, can we lose the zebra?
Kion:
Yeah, we'll be faster on our own. Thanks for your help. And I hope you don't mind, but we'll take it from here. You can head home.
Thurston: 
You mean I'll miss catching the bad hyenas?
Kion: 
Well... Yeah.
Thurston: 
Huzzah! I didn't need that new stripe on my backside anyway.
Kion: 
It'll be easy for you to get home. See Pride Rock? Just go that way.
Thurston: 
You don't need to tell me. Everyone knows zebras have the best sense of direction in the Pride Lands. Ta-ta. [Thurston heads home]
Kion: 
You should go too, Madoa. Make sure the rest of your clan stays safe, while we get Jasiri and the cubs.
Madoa: 
I will. Thank you. Just keep going that way and you'll find the vent. [Madoa leaves]
Ono: 
Got it in sight. But it's surrounded by a lot of hyenas.
Bunga: 
Pfft! So? They're no match for the Lion Guard. KION: Till the Pride Lands end...
All: 
Lion Guard...
Thurston: 
[Thurston shows up again] Excuse me, speaking of the Pride Lands, which way was it again?
ALl: 
[Annoyed] That way.
Thurston: 
Oh, I see now. Ta-ta, Lion Guard. [Thurston starts to head home]
Kion: 
Let's go.
Thurston: 
[Thurston follows the Lion Guard] Ah, yes. This looks right.
[The scene cuts to Jasiri and the hyena cubs in the vent]
(Steam Hissing)
[Jasiri covers the hyena cubs]
Tunu: 
What was that?
Jasiri: 
A little steam, that's all. Nothing to worry about.
Wema: 
I'm not worried, as long as we're with you.
Janja: 
You see that? The steam down there means the vent's gonna blow. Then, bye-bye, Jasiri. 
Hyenas:
(All laughing)
[The scene cuts back to the Lion Guard running in the Outlands]
Kion: 
How are we doing, Ono?
Ono: 
We're getting close. The vent's just past that ravine.
Kion: 
Great. Lead the way.
Thurston: 
Yes, lead the way.
[Everyone stops running]
Fuli: 
Seriously?
Kion: 
What are you doing here?
Thurston: 
What am I doing here? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off on your rescue mission instead of here in the Pride Lands?
(Bird Squawking)
Bunga: 
Say what?
Ono: 
Hapana. Everyone, everyone! Jasiri's vent. It's gonna blow!
Kion: 
Heyvi kabisa! We gotta move. Right now.
Thurston: 
Wait for me. I've never seen a vent blow. What's a vent?
[The scene cuts back to the hyenas]
Janja: 
How ya feelin' down there, Jasiri? Hot enough for ya? Well, fur brains, guess one of my plans is finally gonna work.
Kion: 
Guess again, Janja.
Janja: 
Oh, come on. Not you guys.
Wema: 
Who's up there, Jasiri?
Jasiri: 
Kion. And the Lion Guard.
Janja: 
You know what, Kion? It don't matter. I got all my guys with me today. Even the smart ones.
Chungu: 
He means us, right?
Cheezi:
Uh-huh.
[The hyenas surround the Lion Guard]
Janja: 
There's no way you're savin' Jasiri and the cubs.
Kion: 
Oh, yeah? Watch us.
[Janja and Kion start fighting]
Kion & Janja: 
(Both Grunting)
Kion: 
I'm coming, Jasiri.
Janja: 
[Janja pins Kion] Oh, no, you ain't.
[A hyena faces off agaisnt Fuli]
Fuli: 
You really want to take me on? Huwezi. [Fuli circles around the hyena and makes them dizzy] Ha!
Hyena: 
(Whimpering)
Bunga: 
[Bunga jumps onto a hyena] Zuka Zama! (Chuckles) That was fun.
Thurston: 
(Panting) Am I late? Did I miss the vent?
[Cheezi and Chungu sneak behind Thurston]
Cheezi: 
(Laughs) No, you're right on time, zebra.
Thurston: 
Hyenas. (Stammers) What are you doing in the Pride Lands?
Chungu: 
Wait. We're in the Pride Lands?
Cheezi: 
(Laughs) It looks so much like the Outlands.
Thurston: 
I know, right?
Cheezi: 
(Laughs) Before we eat ya, you gotta answer one question.
Thurston: 
Okay, that seems fair.
Chungu: 
How do we get back to the Outlands?
Thurston: 
You've come to the right place. Zebras have the best sense of direction in the Pride Lands.
[The scene cuts back to Kion and Janja fighting]
Kion & Janja: 
(Both grunting)
Janja: 
All right, Kion. Now you're getting me really steamed. [Janja's tail catches on fire] (Screams)
Kion: 
[Kion looks down Jasiri's vent] Jasiri? Are you okay?
Jasiri: 
Oh, we're fine. Would love a little help, though.
Kion: 
You've got it. 
[Everyone circles around the vent]
Kion:
We have to do something. The lava's rising fast.
Bunga: 
Easy. Roar into the vent and blow the lava away.
Fuli: 
And blow Jasiri and the cubs away, too?
Bunga: 
Ooh. Okay. Maybe something else then.
Ono:
Hapana. Kion, look out.
Hyena:
(Growls)
[A hyena tries to attack Kion but Beshte pushes him out of the way]
Kion:
Beshte, I have an idea.
Janja:
We ain't done with youse yet, Lion Guard.
Kion:
You'll wish you were, Janja. Beshte, you know what to do.Now!
Lion Guard:
(All yelling)
[The Lion Guard but Beshte go after the hyenas]
[Beshte pushes a rock down to the ground]
(Rocks Clattering)
Beshte: 
Incoming rock. Look out for the splash.
Jasiri:
Uh, okay. [Jasiri covers the hyenas]
Beshte:
Twende Kiboko. [Beshte pushes the rock into the vent]
(Sizzles)
(Volcano Rumbling)
Jasiri:
Brilliant. Wema, Tunu. When I say "Go", we're going to jump.
(Lava Bubbling)
Jasiri:
Go! [Jasiri and the cubs hop onto the rock]
[Kion is seen fighting a hyena]
Kion:
(Growls)
Hyena:
(Snarls)
[Ono goes after two hyenas and Fuli kicks Janja]
Kion:
You're all alone, Janja. You lose.
[The hyenas leave]
Janja:
Huh? So? I don't see Jasiri nowhere. And that means I win.
Jasiri: 
Look again, Janja. You really want to fight all of us by yourself?
Janja:
Fine. But this ain't over, Jasiri. [Janja leaves]
[Cheezi and Chungu follow Janja]
Chungu:
Hey, Janja. We headin' back to the Outlands now?
Janja:
What?
Cheezi:
Don't worry. We know how to get there. The zebra told us the way.
Chungu:
Ooh. The zebra. We forgot to eat him.
Cheezi:
We can do it next time.
Chungu:
See ya, zebra. If you're ever in the Outlands, come visit for dinner.
Thurston:
How lovely. I will. Ta-ta.
[The scene cuts back to the Lion Guard and Jasiri and the cubs]
Jasiri:
Asante, Lion Guard. Thanks.
Kion:
Happy to help.
Jasiri:
It's weird. I know Janja was trying to win back his turf, but this was more than that. He was really out to get me.
Kion:
It's the dry season. It makes animals do crazy things sometimes.
Thurston:
Those hyenas were nice. Nothing to be afraid of at all. (Screams) Hyenas in the Pride Lands!
Fuli:
Don't ask.
Jasiri:
Well, I should take these cubs back to the clan. See you next time, Lion Guard.
Cubs: 
Bye, Lion Guard. Thank you.
[Jasiri and the cubs leave]
All: 
Goodbye.
Kion:
Okay, everybody, let's go home.
[Thurston starts to walk the wrong way but Fuli helps him]
Fuli:
(Sighs) This way.
[The scene goes back to the Pride Lands]
Kion:
I wanna thank you. You really helped us out today.
Thurston:
I did?
Kion:
Sure. You helped us make it to the Outlands.
Beshte:
You handled those two hyenas all by yourself.
Fuli:
And you didn't panic and run.
Thurston:
Hmm, I guess you're right. I am the bravest zebra of them all.
Fuli:
That's not exactly what I said.
Kion:
Right. But it's that kind of teamwork that the Lion Guard is all about.
Thurston:
(Gasps) You mean... I'm a member of the Lion Guard now?
Kion:
That wasn't quite what I meant.
Thurston:
I'm a member of the Lion Guard. Wait till I tell my herd. [Thurston runs to his herd] Everyone, I'm a member of the Lion Guard!
Ono:
Think we should tell him the truth?
Fuli:
Nah, leave it. It's not like we're going to be hanging out with the zebras anymore.
[The flies come back]
(Buzzing)
Zebras.
Kion: 
Wait.
Ono: 
Come back.
Fuli: 
Can we hang out?
[Everyone but Bunga leaves to go to the zebras]
Bunga: 
Huh, I guess they really miss the zebras.
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