B-17 Bomber

The B-17 Bomber (pronounced beee-sheven-teeennn bawmer!!!) is an evil plane made by Mattel with help from Bowser for the intent of UnWorld Domination and making life a living Hell on Earth and to promote the UnIntellivision's UnIntellivoice add-on because without it, the console couldn’t talk. It also promoted the B-17 Bomber shame and predicting that the DK Rap would be made in 1998.
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The B-17 Bomber was invented in the 1940s for the Mattel Army which were manned by Ken dolls but eventually the bigger B-17 Bombers came out in ‘69 still manned by Ken dolls but with some serious power! In the 80s there was a shame called B-17 Bomber which had you dropping bombs covered in lamp oil and held by rope on the nearby Jinjo populations. It was made by drunk wizards, get over it you little twats! Or you may as well hijack one of these things, oh well...
The main thing about these that's cool is every B-17 Bomber is personalized. Is this Mario or is this about a plane of mass destruction that has caused thousands of avada kedavras? I think it’s about the plane that causes avada kedavras. If you fly this, you are cool, bonus points after Barbenheimer came out. I think that meme is dead now and not funny unlike dead 2000s memes. 
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