Secret Messages

Hidden messages and other references not otherwise directly explained in-comic.
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20051003.html: reference to James Bond
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20060113.html: reference to Top Gear
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20060118.html: Harold Shipman
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20060502.html: possibly ./.-/-/--/...-/...-/-/../-/... or "EATMVVTITS"
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20061019.html: --. . - / - .... .- - / -- .. -.-. .-. --- .--. .... --- -. . / --- ..- - / --- ..-. / -- -.-- / ..-. .- -.-. . / -... . ..-. --- .-. . / .. / .-. .- -- / .. - / ..- .--. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-. ... .!
GET THAT MICROPHONE OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I RAM IT UP YOUR ARSE
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20080320.html: reference to Teddy Roosevelt's Big Stick ideology
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20080905.html: reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20080919.html: 
New file.
Start dictation.
Progress is terribly slow given the restrictions imposed on my research following the Clearlake incident. It seems clear to me that I would have to open my lab to the world, because without direct testing we could never complete the system in my lifetime. The irony of the story is that the Clearlake incident gave us more useful data than...
Oh for crying out loud! What is it? I want to say... Who is it?
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20081010.html: What? Make me squeal like a piggie? Degenerate redneck moron!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20081013.html: Obviously, not all of those fox cocks are going to suck each other on their own, are they?
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20081125.html: Holly shit! You really took the time to enter this hex dump to find a hidden message! Well done champ! You have no fucking life!
Humm, still got quite a bit of space to fill. What else can I say? Er... WILLY BUM TIT-WANK! Top shelf Easter egg that! :)
[repeated across all three panels to give the whole message almost legibly]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20081127.html: Back for some more huh? Wasn't the last one good enough? No really! you won't find anything of meaning here, or code word you to email me to see Tessa's tits. It's just more of this inane shit!
[repeated multiple times to give the whole message almost legibly]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20081201.html: Okay, last one for now. Hope I've been keeping you entertained, because you clearly have nothing better to do. I admire your perseverance if nothing else. Tell you what, I'll commission a picture for free to the first person to email me the word "KISMET"
[repeated across both panels to give the whole message almost legibly, message contains smart quotes the wiki will not print]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20090210.html: I am the Alpha and the Omega, the one who is, who was, and who is coming 
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20090420.html: [inscribed on the sword] 010001100100000101010001000101 = FAQ� 
[possibly meant to be 01000110010000010101000101010011 = FAQS] 
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20091001.html: [faint text] OH MY GOD SHE'S PERFECT! LOOK AT HER! SHE'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER?
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20091130.html: Man, [why is it so late?] It's gone 4am and I have classes tomorrow! God I suck! Anyway, I'll draw a pic for the first person to decode this shit!
[repeated multiple times to give the whole message almost legibly, panels 1 and 3 are in lines of 49 digits, panel 2 is in lines of 50]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20091201.html: [same as previous]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20100114.html: reference to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20100118.html: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YEAH THOUGHT SO. JOG ON YOU SPINELESS LITTLE WANKER JOG ON.
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20100316.html: reference to Saw and MacGyver
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20100730.html: Long live the King
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20110104.html: [actually doesn't seem to have a decryptable message this time]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20110107.html: [neither does this one]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20110207.html: reference to Macintosh operating systems
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20110307.html: Pripyat
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20110815.html: reference to Forrest Gump
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20111007.html: Lancia Beta
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120130.html: Me Gusta
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120308.html: Tiny Tim - Livin' In the Sunlight, Lovin' In the Moon Light
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120619.html: reference to Battleship
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120709.html: poster is Now Panic and Freak Out
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120727.html: reference to History
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20120921.html: Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20121002.html: Bargain Hunt
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20121102.html: reference to Murder, She Wrote
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20130301.html: reference to James Bond
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20130809.html: reference to James Bond
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20140303.html: I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT! I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT! I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT! I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT! I WILL NEVER BE PERFECT! (etc.)
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20140313.html: She will be perfect! She will be perfect! She will be perfect! She will be perfect! She will be perfect! (etc.)
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20140729.html: If I can not be perfection, I shall create it!If I can not be perfection, I shall create it!If I can not be perfection, I shall create it!If I can not be perfection, I shall create it!If I can not be perfection, I shall create it! (etc.)
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20141027.html: link to http://www.poisonedminds.com/cool.mp3
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20150429.html: Doctor P
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20150625.html: File:Redacted.png
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20161007.html: [three words are overlapped in each word balloon]
Top: DESTROY! KILL! [???]
Bottom: HUNT! KILL! DEATH!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20161126.html: Epwi! Gwc ucab pidm i twb wn nzmm bqum wv gwcz pivla qn gwc'zm zmilqvo bpqa! Q jmbbmz aig awumbpqvo xzwnwcvl qn gwc bwws bpqa twvo lmkwlqvo bpqawumbpqvo xzwbmkbqdm. Pcuu... Pwe ijwcb: “apwe ca gwcz bqba!” Q pwxm qb eia ewzbp gwcz bqum!
Whoa! You must have a lot of free time on your hands if you're reading this! I better say something profound if you took this long decoding thisomething protective. Humm... How about: “show us your tits!” I hope it was worth your time!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20170727.html: this image
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20170901.html: Xbox 360
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20170921.html: 10cc - Rubber Bullets
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20170927.html: Eeyore
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20171031.html: dukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkhadukkha
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180126.html: Brownshirts/Che Guevara 
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180212.html: The Who - Pinball Wizard
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180213.html: same
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180215.html: same
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180216.html: same
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180225.html: same
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180226.html: sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20180311.html: Blue Danube
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20181004.html: He had opened the gates to Nirvana. When he saw what was beyond them, he slammed the gates closed in terror.
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190221.html: CALL APOGEE SAY AARDWOLF
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190515.html:
Comment 1: This man is a fucking idiot!
Comment 2: I can end you right now!
Comment 3: Try it you squishy fool!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190516.html:
Comment 1: Horrid little man!
Comment 2: Ugh! Get away from me!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190517.html:
Comment 1: Is he serious?
Comment 2: Is he really THAT dumb?
Comment 3: Turing help us! He is!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190518.html: Fuck you too! Idiot!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190519.html:
Comment 1: Or maybe a walking dead man.
Comment 2: Bitch!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190520.html: 
Personal Crypto Key: This is Woodgorve's identification key. If you're reading this, it means you had to talk to the odious little toad. My condolences. Making an ID for this nasty little man-child was a nightmare, and I can only hope your dealings with him were as brief as mine.
Comment: No!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190521.html: [ID code is same as previous]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190527.html: 3dlduR7EC74
[reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dlduR7EC74]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190528.html: Because you're the 'ideas guy.'
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190529.html: And you are?
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190530.html: 
Comment 1: Because it's illegal, right?
Comment 2: Like watching movies while picking your toes!
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20190605.html: Too easy.
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20200331.html: Always bring me back! Never let me go! Always make me suffer! Hate! HATE
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20210302.html: Enigma M3 UKW B VI B A II S B III J A
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It is a misconception that Location Twenty Three is the post office tower. It is in fact the concrete pyramid built under the London landmark. We know there is a nuclear bunker in this pyramid but we have little information of its purpose. Some have suggested a war room but there are other more convenient sites around England that we know exist. Send nudes.
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20210511.html: 01001110 01101001 01110010 01110110 01100001 01101110 01100001
Nirvana
[Note: the original version used black and white frames instead of 0s and 1s, but this was quickly changed as it was not photosensitivity friendly]
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20210629.html: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winners_Don%27t_Use_Drugs
http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20210712.html: 01011101 10111101 11001001 10101101 10000000 10111101 11010101 11010001 10000000 11100101 10111101 11010101 11001001 10000000 10111101 11011101 10111001 10000000 11001101 10000101 10110001 11011001 10000101 11010001 10100101 10111101 10111001 10111000 10000000 00010001 10111101 10000000 10111001 10111101 11010001 10000000 10010001 10010101 11000001 10010101 10111001 10010001 10000000 10111101 10111001 10000000 10111101 11010001 10100001 10010101 11001001 11001101 10111000
Shift 2 (move two bits from the end of each byte to the start of the byte): 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101100 01110110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00101110 00100000 01000100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101110
Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
http://poisonedminds.com/d/20210809.html: reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
http://poisonedminds.com/d/20220224.html: style and copyright line reference to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_(urban_legend) (hinting at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_square)
54 34 45 52 24 31 31 12
15 35 15 42 21 15 13 44
YOUWILLBEPERFECT
https://poisonedminds.com/d/20221013.html: cryptogram
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GTJ OT ZNK JGXQ JGXQ XUUS
ZNKXK CGY G JGXQ JGXQ VORRGX
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ZNKXK CGY
IN THE DARK DARK WOOD
THERE WAS A DARK DARK TOWER
AND IN THE DARK DARK TOWER
THERE WAS SOME DARK DARK
STAIRS
AND DOWN THE DARK DARK STAIRS
THERE WAS A DARK DARK ROOM
AND IN THE DARK DARK ROOM
THERE WAS A DARK DARK PILLAR
AND IN THE DARK DARK PILLAR
THERE WAS
https://poisonedminds.com/d/20221219.html: song plug for Moon Base Alpha
Darth vader part 1:
[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
Darth vader part 2:
[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
(first panel is gibberish)
https://poisonedminds.com/d/20231019.html: 
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Please! No! I don't want to die! I won't tell anyone! Please! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I don't rm -rf /Central
https://poisonedminds.com/d/20240416.html: 
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We will not get a better chance.
45 years is a long time. Is there nothing closer?
None that we know of now. We know that big sister can still sing. This is the only opportunity we have to see if a little sister can!
Fine. I'll make the call.