Sweet Teeth (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Website Advertisement ==
Pyro: "I'm Pyro!"
Iron: "I'm Iron!"
Pyro: "To all of you watching this show, go to our website, kidsofmobius.com."
Iron: "Now on with the show!"
Aqua: "That was a very bad ad for a website, though. Now show me how it's done."
Pyro: "Go to kidsofmobius.com to get information on the latest episodes and the upcoming episodes! This will also be the place for other Sonic content coming up! So keep your eyes peeled."
== Ring Intro ==
Pyro: "The folks at Kids WB will release a VHS tape of the entire first season of our series."
== Episode ==
Pyro: "Hey, Iron!"
Iron: "Yes, Pyro?"
Pyro: "What do you want to buy this week? I am starving."
Iron: "Oh! The new product, Apple Bubble Gum!"
Pyro: she runs to the store and pays the candy store owner 1 Mobium and gets the Apple Bubble Gum
Iron: "Mmm! I can't wait to try this one out!" he chews the Apple Bubble Gum
Pyro: "What does it taste like?"
Iron: he blows green bubbles of gum and they pop, leaving a mess all over the room "That was the best snack I've ever had the pleasure of eating."
Pyro: "I've gotta buy some more!" she runs to the candy store again and buys Apple Bubble Gum
Iron: he chews the Apple Bubble Gum again and blows a green bubble of gum, making it pop after he makes the bubble big enough
Pyro: "Let's buy some more times! We'll stop when you think you've had enough."
97 sales to Pyro and Iron later...
Iron: "Now it's time for me to end. I'll have to drink lots of water afterwards."
Pyro: "I haven't bought one for myself, though. Maybe I have Apple Bubble Gum?"
Candy Store Owner: "Sure!"
Pyro: she eats the Apple Bubble Gum and pays the Candy Store Owner 1 Mobium
Candy Store Owner: "By the way, you bought the same thing a hundred times in a row."
Pyro: "So?"
Candy Store Owner: "It's about time I show you where that product is made, so that I don't have to constantly answer to you."
Pyro: "I'm the Princess, of course you have to answer to me. And Iron is the Prince."
Candy Store Owner: "What I mean is no more asking me! If you want more of this, get all the Apple Bubble Gum you want in the factory in this candy store."
Pyro: "And where should I give you the money?"
Candy Store Owner: "Our bank."
Iron: "By the way, look at this!" he shows a picture he took of the candy store "You don't have a factory, do you? A factory fitting in such a small place, let alone a small place which the store itself takes up most of is unbelievable, "
Candy Store Owner: "I have the factory in my wallet."
Iron: "Are you sure about-"
Pyro: "Shh! We get into weird situations like this everyday."
Candy Store Owner: he puts the card on a table
Pyro: "What do we do with this solid card?"
Candy Store Owner: he opens the card, and it showed a very strong glow of light
Iron: "How did you-"
Candy Store Owner: "Like Pyro said, it's better when it isn't explained."
Pyro: she got inside the opened "card"
Iron: "You hold a door in your wallet. I guess it's cool." he goes inside the "card" too
Apple Bubble Gum Factory
A lot of tired workers (which didn't include 3 optimistic workers) were sleeping
Iron: "What's that? Teleporters everywhere?"
Worker 1: "We use them for scanners here."
Worker 2: "And we also use it transfer products from one place to another, and very quickly too. I'm glad the engineers made the teleporters. Saved a lot of time for both the workers and the engineers who were tasked to make treadmills for this factory."
Worker 3: "And as a result, it feels less cramped, as some treadmills-teleporter groups float above us. Some are even underground."
Pyro: "Nice that your ABOS technology let you put the systems anywhere you want."
Iron: "What's ABOS?"
Worker 1: "Even an 8 year old should know what a boss is by this point."
Pyro: "Advanced by our standards."
Worker 2: "You're stupid!"
Pyro: "And what else makes your systems special?"
Worker 3: "When some Apple Bubble Gum gets teleported to one of the underground systems, ABG bubbles come out, and we get to play with them. Makes our workplace feel more alive."
Pyro: "The fact that it's a sci-fi themed one already makes it feel alive. You literally have a rocket for transporting the goodies to the candy store!"
Aqua: "Pyro!"
Pyro: "Aqua! Why were you trapped here?"
Aqua: "Anyone who goes to this place will get trapped for very long."
Pyro: "Wait, what?"
Aqua: "If the Candy Store Owner closes the card."
Pyro: "Wait, so that means we have to have someone buy the same thing 100 times in a row, and then they get trapped in here if they decide to go inside it out of curiosity?"
Aqua: "At least an hour here will be a minute outside of this place."
Pyro: "But how do we escape?"
Aqua: "Seriously, you have Iron."
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to make him, Pyro, and Iron escape the factory
Candy Store Owner: "I thought you were gonna buy more Apple Bubble Gum! And Aqua, I thought you were buying more Juicy Candies!"
Aqua: "It was fun for a while, but then I hated that I had to be trapped in there for long. And for what feels like 2 days and a half, when in actuality, it has only been an hour, I found out that you're mistreating the workers in your factory."
Candy Store Owner: "I want to get as many candy products as possible, so that I can make money."
Aqua: "You're the typical greedy boss, aren't you?"
Candy Store Owner: "Not exactly, the workers said they wanted to work there."
Pyro: "Then ask the workers if they want to stop working there. Establish a system in your card that teleports them out of here, because when I saw so many workers sleep on their jobs, I knew there was something wrong with you. I didn't think it was that bad, until I saw my friend, Aqua desperately wanting to escape. At least you have 3 workers that are still optimistic."
Candy Store Owner: "I've tried so hard for 5 hours to create a teleporter connected to one of the teleporters under construction in the factory."
Pyro: "Then you didn't try that hard."
Candy Store Owner: "I made the factory a thing 6 hours ago."
Pyro: "OK, that makes sense. But the fact that a minute here feels like an hour to them is messed up!"
Iron: "In other words, call the Prower Sisters."
Candy Store Owner: "But I don't have their landlines!"
Cake: she opened the door to the factory "I'd like to have some-"
Pyro: "Cake! Please help with the teleporter he's making! I want people from inside that card or factory to escape their misery!"
Cookie: "Why didn't you say so?" she was about to throw a bomb at the card
Candy: she blew the fuse
Cookie: "I know, dark joke, don't tell your parents or search it up until you're older, kids."
Cake: "Let's help with the teleporter."
The three finish creating the teleporter
Pyro: "Thank goodness! The fact that everything outside is slow-mo for everyone working in the factory was so messed up. You did it! You made it a better place to work in!"
Cake: "I didn't need to know that to help you."
Candy: "We'd love to help our friends!"
Cookie: "Now may we please have some Orange Bubble Gum?"
Candy Store Owner: "Sure!"
Cookie: she chews on the Bubble Gum and blows another bubble, which resembles a bomb
Cake: she gasps
Cookie: "Uh oh."
The "bomb" exploded, and the entire shop was covered in bubble gum pieces that now come to life
Pyro: "How did that-"
Candy Store Owner: "Manufacturing mistake?"
Pyro: "More like a manufacturing blunder."
Cake: "I'm not buying from here anymore!"
The Prower Sisters run away from the store and close the door
Candy: she opens the door "And by the way, carrots are still more delicious than your bubble gum!" she slams the door closed
Pyro: "But there's a problem!"
Cake: "I thought you're a princess! You have to be smart."
Pyro: "I'm princess by birth."
Iron: "Wait a second! I think I know how to make this less of a mess!"
The bubble gum pieces try attacking Pyro and Iron
Iron: he used his telekinesis to freeze all of the bubble gum pieces
Pyro: "I guess it was good you didn't bother helping us with this."
Cake: "See? You could learn something here, kid."
Pyro: "I'm 2 years older than you! Don't call me kid, if you're younger!"
Cake: "My point still stands, you should use your brain to solve problems like these. A prince of a princess will later become king or queen respectively, and I don't know who's the heir, but highest royal ranking or not, being smart is an important factor in being a royal."
Pyro: she opens the "card" of the Candy Store Owner
Candy Store Owner: "What are you doing?"
Iron: he sends all of the Bubble Gum pieces into the factory
Candy Store Owner: "Eh, they'll figure out how to make Orange Bubble Gum that doesn't cause pieces of it to come out alive. Anyways, good job. You saved the candy store, and I can't thank you enough!"
The Prower Sisters ran back to the store
Candy Store Owner: "It was weird that a girl named Candy just ran out of a candy store. That made me get a feeling they were gonna come back."
Iron: "Maybe make a franchise out of Fruit Bubble Gum! It's weird that it's all usually a hodgepodge of different flavors. Now make strawberry the most prominent fruit flavor! Then mango! Pear! Cherry! Avocado! Kiwi! Pomegranate! But not banana, as they go together horribly, even though bananas are used in natural bubble gum."
Candy Store Owner: "It's gonna be a colorful franchise, I can say that."
Pyro: "Thank you for your service! I and Iron had so much fun with you, even though you're a little messed up at times."
Candy Store Owner: he shouts at his employees in his "card" "Now get back to work, and don't take even a minute to rest."
Pyro: "You're overworking your employees?"
Candy Store Owner: "No, I just don't give them minute-long breaks."
Iron: "Isn't that bad?"
Candy Store Owner: "I was testing their skills in finding a loophole."
Aqua: "So they just have to find the loophole- OH! Right! Since an hour in there is a minute in here, that means they can rest for 45 minutes!"
Candy Store Owner: "This joke is going on for too long, but correct. Also, my name is Louie."
Aqua: "How about a Round Fruit flavored Bubble Gum? Triangle and Square? Or should I say, for the latter, a Quadrilateral Fruit?"
Pyro: "It does look kinda like a rectangle."
Iron: "But not a rhombus."
Aqua: "Nice fruit flavor ideas, though."
Iron: "Appeals to Chao. Can also make them stronger."
The End!
== Food For Your Chao ==
Louie: "Introducing Chao Fruit-flavored Bubble Gum! Since Chao mostly eat the same things humans do, including some fruit, this will appeal to them. It can make your Chao pet from Mobius happy. It's great that we now have portals to Mobius, by the way. So buy now! Only 2 Soliums, which are the same value as Mobiums, which means that if Mobians want to buy this, Mobiums are OK. Note that this product is not yet available in Mobius."
Cream: "Oh, Cheese, we're gonna be the first to taste your favorite fruit flavor, Triangle Fruit!"
Cheese: "Chao Chao!"
Cake: "Try it yourself, Cheese. We went to the candy store that owns these things. It has a factory inside the owner's card, and an hour there is a minute outside of said card, meaning it's fun to work over there, even with a bad boss. Though it can mean suffering in one way, though."
Cheese: he eats the Triangle Fruit Bubble Gum and loved it
Cream: "Now there's a cheaper way to feed him. As the leader of the Chao Rescuers, I consider this legal food to feed to your Chao."
Cake: "We'll tell everyone about it when we bring this food to Mobius to make more sales."
Cream: "Don't do it in a crazy way, though, OK?"
Candy: "OK!"
The End!
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