THE Paper Jam (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)

"THE Paper Jam (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)" is a high quality hidden track exclusive to the album Paper Jams - A High-Quality Album ~ The First Fold.
== Joke ==
"DJ New Grizzle" freestyle raps over "Tutorial Battle" from .
== Lyrics ==
Yo.
New Guy on the beat.
Recording a little freestyle for my mans PinkieOats.
I'm not a rapper though.
Just get ready,
Paper Jams.
Yeah my name is New Guy,
And I am really fly.
That's all the words I wrote,
Because this is a freestyle.
Actually I lied, that last line was gross,
I don't how to rhyme with this but yo.
See I need a little practice,
because freestyling's not my jam.
But you know what is a jam?
Paper Jams.
I don't how people freestyle like, so casually,
all I know is that I am... actually,
trying my best,
and is really quite hard
to say on beat,
and rhyme with bars.
But I think I can get the hang of it,
if I work a little harder.
And if I'm not,
I'll get a little smarter.
I need to keep up with the rhythm and the flow,
because if I don't do that then I'm a lackluster bro.
I am... trying freestyle right now and it's not that easy,
and if I keep going- I just might get a little queasy.
Maybe I should try rapping about Paper Mario,
Yeah I'll do that on the next verse.
Let's go.
Paper Mario, he wields a hammer,
if that ain't true... whammer.
That isn't a word, but I'm really trying my best,
Let's keep going with this paper rhyme... chest.
Paper Mario, he has a lot of partners,
... what rhymes with partners?
Let's try this again, The Thousand-Year Door,
more like... The Thousand-Year Snore.
Because that game is really, really, really quite boring
I think that PinkieOats is cool.
I don't... know... how to... do this,
But I'm really trying and... Doopliss.
Doopliss is a character from Paper Mario,
I know that cause I played it many years ago.
Holy shit, did you guys hear that? I actually just rhymed,
and I did it... kind of in time.
I think I'm getting better, but let's keep going to work,
or else I will never... digitally twerk.
I'm not sure what that meansm and again I'm getting off course from Paper Mario,
and now I'm offbeat, this isn't really rap, I'm just talking.
So I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna let it die down,
let's try this again in a second.
Uhh... I don't know what rhymes with second, here we go.
Alright I'm back on the beat,
and I'm running through the street,
and I'm trying to rhyme really fast cause I can,
and I don't know what else to rhyme with can... man.
Paper Mario, ,
is a 2D platformer made uhh, in 2010... for the .
Where you can go from 2D to 3D, to solve puzzles and stuff.
Uhh, there's also partners in that game, but they're called pixels and nobody really likes them.
Uhm, well I like them but...
See I think the difference between the pixels and the partners is that uhh like the partners,
they are like Mario characters but they got more personality and like you can get more attached to them,
the pixels though, they're just like, they're literally two-dimensional blocks,
Uhm, and they don't have as much character, or like, relevance in the story.
They're just kind of, I don't know. That's, yeah.
Oh man, I forgot that this is a freestyle.
And I, um, well I mean I gave up, I'm in denial.
See I do this thing where I start rapping to the beat,
but then I just give up and I raise a flag of defeat.
Because I can't stay on rhythm, and I also can't rhyme,
I think I already rhymed with "time", so let's do "lime".
Lime is a fruit that smells like a lemon,
What rhymes with "lemon"? Eleven.
Eleven is the number that supersedes ten,
Ten is a number that is kind of like paper,
Paper Mario, it's kind of like the number ten.
If you disagree... you're stupid.
I'm trying really hard to make this a good rap,
I don't know what to do, cause it kind of sounds like crap.
But this is what I'm spittin', put it in the album,
or else... I'll cry.
This is my demand, I hope you hear me out,
because at the end of the day I'm always chasing clout.
I don't know when I'm gonna end this because I downloaded the 30-minute version...
Uhhhh... I don't know what rhymes with version.
But anyway, yeah here we go, it's just gonna keep on going, 
so I'm gonna end it probably after this verse, or else I'll be... boring.
I think "boring" and "going" don't rhyme? Anyway,
Paper Jams, PinkieOats, New Guy, I'm out, mic drop!
==See also==
*THE Paper Jam Part 2 (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)
*The Final Paper JAM (BANDCAMP EXCLUSIVE)
Category:New Guy
Category:Hidden tracks
Category:Original compositions
Category:Mashups