Robbie Rotten Throws Sportacus Down the Gorge and Gets Grounded

(inspired by The Lion King)
== Cast ==
Robbie Rotten-Eric
Ziggy-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Stingy-Young Guy
Sportacus and Good Robbie Rotten-Paul
Robbie Rotten's dad-Lawrence
Robbie Rotten's mum-Belle
YankieDude5000-Brian
Robbie Rotten's dad's angry voice-Scary voice
== Plot ==
Robbie Rotten gets the idea from The Lion King.
== Transcript ==
At the lounge, Robbie Rotten was feeling grumpy about Sportacus.
Robbie Rotten: Goddamn it! I hate Sportacus so much! He always foiled my plans! And besides, he sucks! What shall I do?
Then Robbie Rotten had an idea.
Robbie Rotten: I know! I will throw him down the gorge! First, I will take Ziggy down to the gorge. Then I release the herd of cattle into the gorge. I'll attack the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede. Then I will rush over to Sportacus and Stingy to come over to the gorge, and I'll get Sportacus to save Ziggy. He'll place Ziggy on a safe rock. When he climbs up the gorge to call for my help. Then I will throw him down the gorge, and he'll fall in the stampede. Time to get ready and prepare for Sportacus' life.
So Robbie Rotten went off to Ziggy's house to fetch Ziggy. Then Robbie Rotten arrived at Ziggy's house.
Robbie Rotten: Hello, Ziggy!
Ziggy: Hello yourself, Robbie Rotten! What's up?
Robbie Rotten: I'm taking you to the gorge so you can look around.
Ziggy: Oh boy! This is an exciting adventure! Let's go together!
So Robbie Rotten and Ziggy went off to the gorge. Later, they arrived down in the large canyon. Robbie Rotten and Ziggy were near a rock, underneath a small tree.
Robbie Rotten: Now you wait here. Sportacus has a marvelous surprise for you.
Ziggy: Oooh. What is it?
Robbie Rotten: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?
Ziggy: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised.
Robbie Rotten: Ho ho ho. You are such a naughty boy.
Ziggy: Come on, Robbie.
Robbie Rotten: No-no-no-no-no-no-no. This is just for you and Sportacus. You know, a sort of... friendship... thing.
Through Ziggy's expression, he resented Robbie Rotten's dismissive attitude, but soon shrugged it off.
Robbie Rotten: Well! I'd better go get him.
Ziggy: I'll go with you.
Robbie Rotten: (Loud, snapping tone) No! (regaining composure) (in normal voice) Heh heh heh. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with my friends...
Ziggy was shocked.
Ziggy: You know about that?
Robbie Rotten: Ziggy, everybody knows about that.
Ziggy was meek and embarrassed.
Ziggy: Really?
Robbie Rotten: Oh, yes. Lucky Sportacus was there to save you, eh?
Robbie Rotten was clearly enjoying himself; he put a hand on Ziggy's shoulder.
Robbie Rotten: Oh... and just between us, you might want to sing 'This Old Man'. Hmm?
Robbie Rotten started to pull away.
Ziggy: Oh... Okay...
Robbie Rotten patted Ziggy roughly on the head, and then moved off.
Ziggy: Hey, Robbie Rotten, will I like the surprise?
Robbie Rotten: (Turning back over his shoulder) Ziggy, it's to DIE for.
So Robbie Rotten walked off and then he left the gorge, and he walked over to the cattle herd.
Robbie Rotten: Time to lure the cattle down the gorge!
So Robbie Rotten walked to the back of the cattle, and then he started herding the cattle.
Robbie Rotten: This trick will be working.
Then Robbie Rotten succeeded.
Robbie Rotten: There! All done! Time to attack the ill cow!
So Robbie Rotten began to beat the ill cow with a stick in order to trigger the stampede. The cow was howling in pain. Meanwhile, back down the gorge. Ziggy began to sing 'This Old Man'.
Ziggy: This old man, he played one. He played knick-knack on my shoe; with a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling down.
There came a low rumble. Ziggy looked down and saw pebbles jumping. A herd of cattle were coming over the lip of the gorge. Ziggy was terrified.
Ziggy: Oh no! This is terrible!
Ziggy felt angry, and waved his fist.
Ziggy: Robbie, you set me up!
Robbie Rotten was chasing the cattle herd, beating them with sticks to drive them over the edge.
At a short distance from the canyon. Stingy was talking to Sportacus.
Stingy: Oh look, Sportacus. The herd is on the move.
Sportacus: Odd...
Robbie Rotten ran up, out of breath.
Robbie Rotten: Good Robbie Rotten. Quick. Stampede. In the gorge. Ziggy's down there!
Sportacus: Ziggy?
Back down the gorge, Ziggy kept on running, and then he climbed up a dead tree. Stingy ran ahead of Sportacus and Robbie Rotten, down into the canyon. They spotted Ziggy. Ziggy was clinging precariously to a tree.
Ziggy: Stingy! Help me!!
Stingy: Sportacus is on the way! Hold on!
Ziggy was losing grip.
Ziggy: Hurry!
Sportacus and Robbie Rotten were on the lower ledges of the gorge. Stingy ran back to Sportacus and pointed out where Ziggy was.
Stingy: There! There! On that tree!
Sportacus: Hold on, Ziggy!
In the gully, a cow rammed the tree Ziggy was on, nearly breaking it.
Ziggy: Ahhhh!
Sportacus ran out into the herd, joining the stampede. Stingy was horrified.
Stingy: Oh Robbie, this is awful. What will we do? What will we do? Hah... I'll go back for help!
Robbie Rotten was annoyed and backhanded Stingy, and knocked him unconscious.
Stingy: Oof!
Robbie Rotten followed Sportacus' progress from the lip of the gorge, his shadow cast mysteriously from the bottom of the gully. Sportacus ran with the herd till slightly past the tree. He whipped around the front of some cow and ran into the herd towards Ziggy's tree. He got rammed head-first once, throwing him to the ground. A cow hit Ziggy's tree, throwing Ziggy into the air.
Ziggy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sportacus got up in time to catch Ziggy in the air with his arms.
Ziggy: Thanks for saving me, Good Robbie Rotten.
Sportacus: No problem, Ziggy. I'll get you home to safety.
Sportacus got hit again and accidentally threw Ziggy. Ziggy dodged a few oncoming cows. Sportacus ran by with the herd and grabbed Ziggy. He jumped up to a near rock ledge and set Ziggy down, but was immediately struck by a cow and carried off into the stampede.
Ziggy: SPORTACUS!
Ziggy watched in horror as he couldn't find Sportacus in the swirling mass of cows below him. At the last second, Sportacus leaped out of the herd and started to climb with great difficulty up the sheer rock slope. Ziggy turned and started to climb up to the top of the gorge. Out of Ziggy's sight, Sportacus reached a point right below a ledge where he couldn't climb due to the steepness. His fingers were scraping and his hands had no traction. Above him on the ledge was Robbie Rotten.
Sportacus: Robbie! Rob--
Sportacus slipped and barely hanged on, and he begged Robbie Rotten to help him.
Sportacus: Robbie! Help me!
Robbie Rotten looked disdainfully down, and then suddenly latched onto Sportacus' hands with fingernails extended. Sportacus screamed, primarily from the sudden pain of Robbie Rotten's fingernails, but no doubt also due to the sudden flash of realization. His expression slowly changed to one of horror as he recognized Robbie Rotten's intent.
Robbie Rotten: Long live the king.
Robbie Rotten threw Sportacus backwards. Sportacus free-fell, back first into the stampede raging below.
Sportacus: Aaaaaaahh!
Ziggy was watching Sportacus hit the ground. Sportacus and Ziggy's screams mingled.
Ziggy: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
BUMP!
Sportacus had hit the ground, and he was dead.
Robbie Rotten cheered.
Robbie Rotten: Yay! I threw him down the gorge! Yay! No more Sportacus! He's dead!
Ziggy bounded to the canyon floor, and he started to look for Sportacus. Ziggy coughed.
Ziggy: Sportacus!!
Ziggy's voice echoed. 
Ziggy: (Quietly) Sportacus?
A stray cow ran past, the source of the sound. The cow curved around a log further down the gully. Under the log was Sportacus, laying on his side. He was not moving or breathing. Ziggy approached the body, and he was hopeful. 
Ziggy: Sportacus? ...Sportacus, come on.
Ziggy rubbed up against Sportacus' cheek. The head merely rolled back in place after the rub.
Ziggy: You gotta get up.
Ziggy placed both hands on Sportacus' cheek and pushed.
Ziggy: Sportacus. I'll get you home.
Ziggy tugged at Sportacus' leg. Again the head limply moved back in place. Ziggy ran off a bit, obviously very scared. 
Ziggy: HEEEEELP! Somebody!
Ziggy's voice reverberates hollowly off the sides of the gorge. 
Ziggy: Anybody... help.
Ziggy began to cry, and he turned back to the body. He nuzzled up under the limp paw so that Sportacus was embracing him. Just then, Robbie Rotten advanced through the dust. 
Robbie Rotten: Ziggy. What have you done?
Ziggy jumped back, and explained to Robbie Rotten.
Ziggy: There were cows and he tried to save me... it was an accident, I... I didn't mean for it to happen.
Robbie Rotten embraced Ziggy, yet still distant.
Robbie Rotten: Of course, of course you didn't. No one... ever means for these things to happen. But Sportacus IS dead.
Sportacus was looking with mock regret at Ziggy. 
Robbie Rotten: And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive.
Ziggy was crushed, believing his guilt. Another thought "occured" to Robbie Rotten. 
Robbie Rotten: Oh! What will your parents think?
Ziggy still sobbing. 
Ziggy: What am I gonna do?
Robbie Rotten: Run away, Ziggy. Run... Run away and never return.
Ziggy ran off blindly, obviously broken.
Robbie Rotten: There! Ziggy's gone! Time to play 'Kick the Corpse'!
So Robbie Rotten started kicking Sportacus' dead body. He was kicking Sportacus' face, his broken body, his head, and his bottom. Soon, he stopped kicking Sportacus' dead body. 
Robbie Rotten: Right. Time to let his dead body rot in the gorge forever. I'm going home now.
So Robbie Rotten went home. Back in Robbie Rotten's house, Robbie Rotten's parents and Good Robbie Rotten were about to watch TV.
Robbie Rotten's dad: We are going to watch the news.
Then Robbie Rotten's dad turned on the TV to watch the news. The scene took place in the GNN News studio, YankieDude5000 began to make an announcement.
YankieDude5000: Good afternoon, and welcome to GNN News. This is YankieDude5000. Today was a terrible tragedy. A guy named Robbie Rotten had released the herd of cattle into the gorge, he attacked the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede to chase Ziggy after Robbie Rotten left Ziggy down at the bottom of the gorge. Then Robbie Rotten got Sportacus and Stingy to come over to the gorge, and he got Sportacus to save Ziggy. Sportacus placed Ziggy on a safe rock. Then he climbed up the gorge to call for Robbie Rotten's help. But Robbie Rotten had betrayed him, and threw him down the gorge where he fell in the stampede. Robbie Rotten was responsible for his death, much to Ziggy's dismay. Now everyone is going to mourn Sportacus' death. Anyways, stay tuned because there are more commercials showing up. We'll see you after the break.
Robbie Rotten's parents were furious.
Robbie Rotten's dad: What?! I can't believe that Robbie Rotten is responsible for Sportacus' death! He's in so much trouble now! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I want a word with him right now!
(We see Robbie Rotten's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Robbie Rotten's dad: (Scary voice) Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, get over here right now!
At the lounge, Robbie Rotten's parents and Good Robbie Rotten were furious with Robbie Rotten.
Robbie Rotten's dad: Robbie, how dare you throw Sportacus down the gorge?! Now everyone reacted to his death, thanks to you! Especially Stephanie and her friends! Where did you get the idea from? 
Robbie Rotten: Um, um, um... I got the idea from The Lion King where Scar throws Mufusa down the gorge. I took Ziggy down to the gorge. Then I released the herd of cattle into the gorge and attacked the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede to chase Ziggy. Then I rushed over to Sportacus and Stingy to come over to the gorge, and I got Sportacus to save Ziggy. He placed Ziggy on a safe rock. Then he climbed up the gorge to call for my help, and I threw him down the gorge where he fell in the stampede. Then I told Ziggy to run away and never return so he won't go near Sportacus ever again. 
Robbie Rotten's mum: That was a very bad thing to do! Ziggy is crying about Sportacus' death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded grounded until you watched The Lion King! Perhaps it will teach you not to throw anyone down the gorge like Scar did to Mufusa!
Good Robbie Rotten: Instead of going to your room, start watching The Lion King right now!
Robbie Rotten did as he was told.
Robbie Rotten: Whatever you say, mum, dad and Good Me.
Category:Robbie Rotten's grounded days
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