Shazam! Alternate HISHE

*Freddy- "Aah! Why do you have a mustache?"
*Superman-" I got a role in Mission Impossible but I needed to grow a mustache so the crew behind Justice League had to cover it up"
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*I think you forgot someone . (Whispering) : "It has a green ring"
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Shazam: Hmmmm....I need to pick someone pure of heart... sees super powered pure hearted child Clark Kent Weeeell...hes an alien and all but....eh! Why not!
Super Shazam: And that's how I became Super Shazam. Gets struck with lightning and turns back to normal...but is still super powered
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*Sulley open up a door to the Rock of Eternity.
*Sulley: Mike, we got another broken door.
*Mike: What did you expect, this always happens every once in a while.
*Mike: (whistles for assistance) Hey, we got a faulty door again.
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*(Batman Calls Spider-Man)
*B: Hey Peter, can I talk with Uncle Ben?
*S:No, he's with your parents at the theatre
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Shazam: Meet my new friends!
Superman shows up
everybody cheers
Batman shows up
Everyone: Screaming. Run from the building.
Shazam: What?! Where's everybody going?
Batman: Oh right...I did technically go around killing criminals for a while...Im technically a serial killer...Awkward...
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