Ordinary Space The Hand of God???

:: "Oh, the fucking hand of god is in my way."
:: --
:: "I just remembered the fucking ordinary space hand of god and got so irrationally upset."
The ordinary space hand of god is a completely typical hand of god that nonetheless was brought to Fallen Arm Station, a space station that is also the lair of the notorious Red Quasars. It's a hive of scum and villainy, its main attraction being a black market where almost nothing is impossible to sell -- from drugs illegal virtually everywhere in the galaxy to even people now trapped in an underground slave trade. Cutthroat pirates occupy every corner of the station. Their leader is a cyborg bear-person who has a laser cannon mounted on his arm.
And Oscare Iono brought his newly-acquired hand of god there.
The hand of god cannot talk. It has no special powers. It can't use magic, nor does it even have any special armor.
It's just.
The hand of god.
In space.
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