Dodgebody (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Mr. Beaverbeak: "Bad news, class, our dodgeballs have been repossessed!"
The class complains
Skyler: "Darn it! Madeline and her dodgeball team can't show their true skill to the world."
Madeline: "There has to be a way to show my skills to the world. Or at least to the people I know."
Headband: "You can roll into a ball."
Madeline: "How is that gonna- oh. I know what you want to do."
Headband: "So can your dad."
Madeline: "Witty kitty."
Headband: "Awesome armadillo."
The two laugh
Madeline: "I'm gonna get them."
Mr. Beaverbeak: "Go ahead!"
Madeline: she goes through the school and rolls down the ramps before hitting Mighty who was at a store near the school
Mighty: "Madeline! You're supposed to be-"
Madeline: "Ball up, Dad."
Mighty: “You’re going to-“
Madeline: she spindashes to Gaia City Educational Center
Mighty: he spindashes to that place too
Sonic: “MIghty! Where are you going? We were supposed to teach Samantha how to spin dash!”
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Ray spin dash, following Mighty to the Gaia City Educational Center
Madeline: “Perfect! 6 balls. All we need for the big dodgeball game.”
Acorn Palace
Knot: he swings through the city with his tail before arriving to Acorn Palace
Tangle: her alarm beeps “Knot? Do you know what time it is?”
Knot: “Oh, Mom is here. I’ve been looking all over for you.”
Sally: “Well, I would feel awful if I separate a son from his mother, so go ahead, Knot. Spend some time with your Mom. And Tangle, you’re getting a break, because I know how much you love your son.”
Knot: “I went here because I have a Grades 5-6 project, and it requires Mom. By the way, where is Dad?”
Tangle: “Headed for your school, Knot.”
Jagger: he uses a parachute to arrive at the school
Tangle and Knot swing out of Acorn Palace and through the city
Whisper and Gadget: “Does this mean we should go to Whir?”
Sally: “It does. Your 10 year old girl needs her project done.”
Whisper and Gadget then use the Crimson Eagle Wispon to go to Gaia City Educational Center
Sasha: she uses Cyan Laser and breaks through the door and hits Sally
Sally: “OUCH! Wow. That was pathetic of me to do. Should’ve dismissed them while I was on any floor but the ground.”
Sasha: “What is the plan this time?”
Sally: “I want to make sure nobody jokes about Ixis Naugus. EVER! In my land.”
Sasha: “Uh, Sally, isn’t that contradicting your belief in Freedom for all Mobians?”
Sally: “Oh, that’s right. I’m gonna give all of the comedic portrayals of Ixis Naugus one-star reviews, then. I don’t want to take away the freedom of whoever is making these, but I want to discourage them from doing that again.”
Swift: “Hey, Sally! Just brighten up! Have some fun! Have you ever tried taking your enemies lightly?”
Sally: “Should I take Ixis Naugus lightly?”
Susan: “Who cares? Let’s just have some fun, portraying villains comedically!”
Sally: “Uh…”
New Donk High School
Mark: “Jim, Tim, and Kim, we may not do dodgeball today-“
Madeline messaged Mark
Mark: “Madeline?” he looks at his DMs “We are doing dodgeball after all, Jim, Tim, and Kim.”
Kim: “That’s cool!”
Tim: “But of course we or they have to go through a portal.”
The crowd went through the portal to New Donk High and so did Stella, Madeline, Headband, and Gleam
Gleam: “Ready to be defeated, team Mark?”
Mark: “How about you?”
Madeline: “We aren’t going to be. Just accept defeat. We are Mobians with super-strength and super-speed.”
Mark: “You only got into the sport one year ago. We are experts.”
Mr. Beaverbeak: “On your marks, get set, go!”
Madeline: she throws Sonic at Mark
Mark: he dodges
Madeline: "It's the Sonic ball! You can't catch it unless you want your hands to get cuts!"
Kim: she throws a Tails ball at Gleam
Gleam: he tried dodging but got hit
Kim: "Tails ball! Travels very fast. Normally, Sonic would be the fast travelling ball, but Tails has, you know, tails, and we are using them as balls, so Sonic doesn't do anything, including using his speed."
Tim: he throws the Knuckles ball and the Amy ball at Madeline
Madeline: she dodges them
Knuckles: "Stop dodging! Just catch us!"
Sonic: "Yeah, we're getting hurt by this."
Madeline: "Shut it! Our dodgeballs got repossessed!"
Mighty: "I don't really care if I hit a wall. Armadillos have shells."
Madeline: she throws Mighty at Jim
Jim: he got sent to the wall as he tried catching Mighty
Madeline: "Knuckles, Amy, and Mighty are heavy, so you better watch out."
Mr. Beaverbeak: "And Jim is out! 3 vs 3!"
Mark: "Wait, without me, who will-"
Madeline: she throws the Amy ball at Mark
Mark: he dodges "Stop Daisy's attack on Bowser's Kingdom from succeeding?"
9-Volt: “And I thought we were all going to watch Mark! But apparently Kat and Ana ran off.”
Kat and Ana enter a warp pipe and go to Peach’s Castle
Milo: “Kat and Ana, Daisy is attacking Bowser’s Kingdom. Stop her and Luigi before it’s too late.”
Kat and Ana: “On it!” they jump on many roofs of houses in the Mushroom Kingdom and go through a city doing many wall jumps until arriving at the Sarasaland castle
Cricket: he arrives at the castle too along with Lulu
Milo: “Oh, and as for you two, there’s also an attack on the castle by Dad. Go to Mario Land and go to that castle.”
Lulu uses her bow to fly Cricket to Mario’s castle
Sarasaland Castle
Daisy: “Kat and Ana? I thought Mark was going to-“
Ana: she throws a shuriken at the fireballs
Daisy: “Where are the-“
Luigi: “It’s a me! Luigi!” he shoots fireballs at Kat and Ana
Kat and Ana dodge the fireballs and throw shuriken at Luigi
Luigi: he uses the Minish Cap and evades all of the attacks
Kat and Ana: “Where is he?”
Luigi: he tries ground pounding Kat and Ana
Kat and Ana: they dodge the ground pound
Daisy: “They may be ninjas, but we have Superball Flowers!”
Luigi: “I a gave a bouquet of them to you during our a wedding!”
Kat: she uses a katana to try slicing Luigi
Luigi: he dodged the attack and got a Superball Flower and threw a Superball at Kat
Kat: she dodged the attack
Daisy: “Why do you interfere with us destroying Bowser’s Kingdom? They killed and tortured so many people!”
Kat: “Because we were ordered to by Wario.”
The ball was about to hit Kat after it bounced back
Kat: she dodges the ball
New Donk High
Madeline: she gets the Knuckles ball and throws him at Mark
Mark: “Knuckles is heavy. But…” he dodges easily “There’s a downside to that. DEAD BALL!” he throws the Knuckles ball at Headband
Headband: he dodged it and meowed at Mark “You may have some wicked super-strength, but so do I. Tiara, my Mom trained me in dodgeball. Actually, whenever I and Mom are both bored, we practice dodgeball. You were wrong calling me inexperienced compared to you.” she throws the Tails ball at Mark
Mark: he dodged, but Kim got hit
Kim: “Darn it!”
Mark: he threw Sonic at Stella
Stella: she dodged “Ha!”
Tim: he threw Tails at Stella
Stella: she caught Tails “You’re out, Tim!”
Tim: “Darn it!”
Stella: she throws Tails at Mark
Mark: he catches Tails and throws him at Headband very hard
Headband: he got hit so hard, Tails bounced away
Madeline: she jumps in the air and tried catching Tails
Mark: he throws Mighty at Madeline
Madeline: she caught Mighty, but got hit by Tails, both at the same time “Gotcha, Dad…”
Mighty: “Who won?”
The crowd was wooed
Mr. Beaverbeak: “It was a tie? Impossible! Guess we found another way to tie in dodgeball. SUDDEN DEATH MATCH!”
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were put in one side of the playing field, and Amy, Mighty, and Ray were on the other
Madeline: she throws Tails and Knuckles at Mark
Mark: he dodged Tails
Tails: he bounced back from the wall
Mark: he barely caught Knuckles but got hit by Tails at the same time
Mr. Beaverbeak: “Another tie?”
Mark: “OK, what’s the tiebreaker?”
Mr. Beaverbeak: “The epic dodgeball game of the century.”
Acorn Palace
Sasha: “Hey, Sally!”
Susan: “Wanna have fun?”
Sally: “Making fun of Naugus is bad. Are you seriously gonna joke about him if that is as bad as joking about concentration camps?”
Susan: “I don’t see anything wrong about that last part.”
Sally: “I’m beginning to think you take after your Dad more than you take after your Mom.”
Susan: “Anything is possible to make jokes about without being morally bad.”
Sally: “You’re just a kid. You can’t do it yet. Do you want to end up like Curd did when she tried black comedy?”
Susan: “No.”
Swift: “We would feel indifferent if we did.”
Susan: “Everyone wants to be happy, so when they want to discuss topics like that, they make jokes about them.”
Sally: “But how is the other side going to feel?”
Swift: “Offended?”
Sally: “That’s right.”
Susan: “But Sally! All we wanna do is treat things lightly.”
Sally: “There’s a time and place for that.”
Cream: “See, Curd?”
Curd: “I have a hard time coping with that. Whenever I feel bad, I joke around to make sure I feel less bad.”
Cream: “Curd, you know what that is called?”
Curd: “What?” she thumps
Cream: “Inconsiderate. You have to consider others’ emotions.”
Curd: “I’ll try. I’m used to joking about anything!“
Sally: “I took what you said and realized what you meant by that.”
Cream: “That you can joke about anything you want as long as the person doesn’t get offended?”
Sally: “Hmm, that’s actually a good thing to do.”
Swift: “Told you, Sally!”
Sasha: “You may find the jokes in the comedic portrayal of Ixis Naugus funny!”
Susan: “When it comes out, try watching it!”
Sally: “I guess I will.”
Curd: “But I genuinely like Naugus!”
Sally and Cream: “You what?”
Curd: “Just kidding!” she runs away “I still want to joke about him.”
Swift: “Come on, Sal! Have you ever had a time where you wanted to joke about something but you weren’t allowed to?”
Sally: “No. By the way, I am not forcing you to stop joking about Ixis, I’m just giving you advice.”
Cream: “I would do the former. Sorry, I get offended by at least one of Curd’s jokes a day.”
Sasha: “I can see anything you do through my Ixis!”
Sally: “Not funny. That’s genuinely not a good pun.”
Cream: “Swift, please don’t make that joke again if even the Queen hates it.”
Swift: “Fine, Cream. You win this one, Sally. Well, that’s because I can’t be late for the dodgeball tiebreaker. The epic dodgeball battle between two worlds’ teenage dodgeball teams.” he runs to New Donk High and goes in the portal
The “even the Queen hates it” clause is repeated in Sasha’s mind
Sasha: she grabs Sally and Cream with her grappling hooks “Don’t one-star the show, OK? We are tied in this one, but I hope you like the show, but if you don’t, don’t one-star, or else people may take down the show.”
Cream: “I didn’t do anything wrong!”
Sasha: she throws Cream out of the palace “I was sending you to your unit, because Curd is going there too. As for you, Sally…”
Sally: “What?”
Sasha: “I will beat you hard if you don’t-“
Sally: “I’m gonna one-star it if I think it’s really bad.”
Sasha: “I’m watching you.”
New Donk High
Mr. Beaverbeak: “It’s the tie breaking game! Now it’s time to put every dodgeball team from each school together!”
Ava: “I thought we were here just to watch a game.”
Muscle: “Where’s your bro?”
Ava: “With Sally.”
Swift: he runs to New Donk High “Am I late?”
Ava: “Nearly. We needed you, Swift.”
Ms. Toadette: “Uh, Mr. Beaverbeak the Platypus, there’s only one teenage dodgeball team from each school and as for the kids below 13, we have Swift, Ava, Muscle, and Beam for Gaia City Ed Center, while New Donk High only has Pamela, Paul, Dahlia, and Lana.”
Mr. Beaverbeak: “Perfect!”
The other dodgeball teams step in the playing field with Sonic, Amy, and Mighty being on one side, and Tails, Knuckles, and Ray being on the other
Swift: “Ready for not, here I come!” he throws Sonic at Pamela
Pamela: she dodges “Better lose the opportunity to catch than get sent to the hospital.”
Dahlia: she throws Tails at the other team’s wall
The other team dodged
Tails: he bounced back, hitting Gleam and bouncing on Ava
Ava: she catches Tails “You’re out, Dahlia!”
Dahlia: “Darn it! Master plan failed!”
Muscle and Madeline: they throw Amy and Mighty at Kim and Tim respectively
Kim and Tim tried catching, but they got sent to the wall
Lana: “Do you ever learn? You got out because you didn’t!”
Susan: “Go Swift, go! Go Swift, go!”
Swift: he quickly threw Tails at Lana
Lana: she ducked
Tails: he bounced back from the wall
Lana; she caught Tails
Swift: “What an exploit! Good job! I’m out!” he ran to the bench
Amy: “I am so angry now…”
Ava: “Uh oh.”
Lana: she threw Tails at Beam
Beam: he tried catching, but failed and got hit on the head
Stella: she jumped and caught Tails “I’m Tails, you’re Heads!”
Heads: “Hey!”
Lana: “I’m out. What a bummer.”
Jim: he threw Ray at Stella and successfully hit her on the head
Stella: “Oh, crud.”
Ava: “We have Madeline!”
Muscle: “My big sister and I can do this!”
Sarasaland Castle
Kat: “You win this time.”
Ana: “Just send your Daisettes to attack.”
Daisy: “Thank you!”
The Daisettes come out of the rooms and run to the door
Kat and Ana; they get the Daisettes’ crowns and throw them at Luigi
Luigi: he got hit by the crowns “That a kinda hurts.”
Ana: “Go away, Poppies. We love flowers, so we can’t hurt you, but without your crowns, how are you even gonna win?”
Daisy: “Because you said you can’t hurt them.”
The Poppies run away
Kat: “Consider this a loss, Daisy.”
The two ninjas go back to Peach’s castle by performing multiple wall jumps through a city and on the roofs of the Mushroom Kingdom
Milo: “Excellent work.”
Lulu: “That was awesome! Thanks, Cricket. You were fun to fight alongside.”
Cricket: “You too, Lulu.”
Papaya: “That was perfect! Two potentially destroying attacks on Bowser’s Kingdom have been thwarted! By the way, where are Lana and Dahlia?”
Cricket: “Dodgeball game at New Donk High.”
New Donk High
Pamela: she throws Amy and Knuckles at Swift
Swift: he dodged them
Madeline: she caught Amy just in time
Muscle: he caught Knuckles “I choose Beam to be back in the game.”
Ava: “We’re gonna win!”
Mark: “3 v 5. Not looking good, team. We’ve gotta step up our game!”
Jim and Paul: “Go, Mark!”
Ava: she throws Amy at Jim
Jim: he dodged easily and threw Amy at Beam
Beam: “I’m out.”
The other balls were thrown at Jim, Paul, and Mark at rapid succession
The three dodged easily, with Tails landing safely on the ground
Ava: “Wow! That was a terrible idea.”
Tails was thrown at Madeline, and her head got hit
Mark: “That was easy.”
Swift: he caught Tails
Mark: “NOOOOOOOO-“
Swift: “Haha! I’m a one man, or actually hedgehog army in dodgeball!”
Knuckles was thrown at Swift’s shoulder
Swift: “Darn it. I should stop gloating.”
Ava: “If you do, then you’d be the GOAT.”
Amy was thrown in an arc on Ava’s head
Ava: “Darn it! Geometry is the thing I have the hardest time getting an A in!”
Jim: “I excel at it with flying colors.”
Paul: “One more to go, and our school will be crowned champion! And it’s just one kid. I myself am younger, but Jim is a teen.”
Jim: he threw Sonic at Muscle
Muscle: he caught Sonic “OW!”
Jim: “Do we win already?”
Paul: “Don’t worry. I’ll fix that.” he throws Ray at Muscle’s head
Muscle: he was knocked out
The crowd rooting for New Donk High cheered
Ms. Toadette: “New Donk High is the winner!”
Mark: “Good job, team. We did it. We won!”
The dodgeball team cheered too
Ava: “You idiots! I’d normally be a good sport, but no! We would’ve easily won if we hadn’t thrown all balls at once!”
Amy: she was about to turn into Raging Rose “Madeline…”
Madeline: “Sorry, Amy. Rubber balls in Gaia City are not cheap, you know?”
Amy: “Oh! That’s why! I understand you. You’re excused.”
Muscle: “Sorry, Ava we didn’t win because of such a stupid mistake.”
Ava: “Don’t screw up this badly next time, Muscle.”
Swift: “It was my idea.”
Ava: “Of course. The king of bad ideas himself, my brother Swift.”
The End!
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