Bredbad

Bredbad was the creation of the second Bertbert in an attempt to duplicate himself, like Quater's when he created the first Bertbert.
Bredbad however was a weak attempt at a Bertbert and had a speech impediment.
It had been said that Bredbad was "The most wise of all" although no one knows exactly who said that, but it stuck. Having no point of reference but himself, he created Bridabrack the Literal who transcribed Bredbad's wisdom.
The Wisdom of Bredbad, the son of Bertbert, the son of Bertbert:
:I am not good by nature nor am I naturally happy.
:But if I fall it is a fault of my own not my mom or pappy.
:I have been the witness of one thousand fallen.
:For this I am not fortunate.
:For me it is torture-nate.
:I ponder these 'til I am withered and sullen.
:Power is pleasant if served under glass, or eaten like pheasant causing my voice to rasp.
:The killer be killed, the dancing man stilled. When bees of plenty sting my heart many.
:I emaciate... thinner, thinner... thinner.
:Found are the three ways of Bablon:
:# FEAR- It eats itself like a snake down a hill and finds nourishment there.The bigger it gets the more it eats until it is everywhere.
:# GREED- Unlike fear it shrinks until the snake is something small and despicable.Smelling like a torch when mixed with hair.
:# VANITY- Is the snake thinking he has strong legs that can jump the stream.He floats belly-up when caught in this snare.
:I will share with you my comings and goings if you will listen.
:You will join me on these journeys if you hasten. We will perish if you do not.
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