Dial "N" for Nerder/Quotes

:Homer: Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk.
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:[While riding bikes in Springfield Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
:Lisa: May I join you?
:Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!
:Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
:Martin: Then it's a plan!
:Bart: A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!
:Martin: High praise indeed!
:Bart: When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ...
:Lisa: [interrupting] Bart, he's not gonna get it.
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:[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
:Bart: The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink. [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
:[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]
:Martin: A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos.
:Bart: You're one of the major ho--
:Lisa: [interrupting, sharply] Forget it!
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:[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
:Host: That's it, Marge. Slap him good.
:[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
:Marge: Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.
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:Principal Skinner: Martin Prince was known by many names. Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartin' Prince, Martin the Brown-Nose Reindeer...
:Dolph: That was mine.
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:(Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.)
:Marge: Homer, where are you going?
:Homer: Work.
:Marge: It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday.
:Homer: I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law!
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:Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
:Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV.
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:Bart: Usually when I do something bad, I feel good. But not this time. Martin was like Jesus... only real.
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:Bart: (about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in.
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:Nelson: (Overhearing Bart and Lisa), You know, something bugs me. Martin was afraid of heights, why was he doing on a cliff? It don't add up.
:Dolph: Hey, look who's trying to add!
:Jimbo: You wuss! (to Nelson)
:(Nelson is beaten up, but he's too busy on figuring out about Martin to notice)
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Into yer hands, I commend this crap. (tosses a box saying "Martin Prince's Locker Contents" into the dumpster and leaves)
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:(Lisa enters the Kwik-E-Mart wearing shades, but she bumps into Lou)
:Lou: Hey, you little murderer.
:Lisa: (Scared) What?
:Lou: Those shades are killing me, they're so cute!
:(Lisa screams and runs off)
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