Bluster the BENEVOLENT! (video game)/Cutscenes (GameCube)

This is a list of cutscenes in the GameCube version of Bluster the BENEVOLENT! The following applies for the GameCube version only.
== Intro (FMV) ==
* [Fades to a wide view of Kongo Bongo Island, then fades to the screen zooming to different views of the jungle, and finally fades and zooms to the view of Cranky's Cabin, with the footage from the DKC TV series episode, "From Zero to Hero," where Donkey Kong, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie are ready to get their X-ray test from Cranky.]
* Cranky: (off-screen) Next!
* Candy: My turn!
* Bluster: (off-screen) Ahem!
* [The four Kongs turn around as the screen cuts to Bluster.]
* Bluster: I don't think so.
* [The Kongs are angry when Bluster steps in.]
* Candy: You're gonna butt in?!
* Bluster: No, no, no. I'm just taking my rightful place as Bluster, the most prominent citizen in all of Kongo Bongo. (walks inside Cranky's Cabin)
* DK: What a heartless...
* Diddy: Mean...
* Dixie: Inconsiderate...
* Candy: Selfish...
* DK, Diddy, Candy, and Dixie: Windbag!
* [As Bluster walks inside, the doors to the cabin close, with six seconds of clock ticking noises, then ends with a bell dinging.]
* Bluster: (opening doors and leaving out of the cabin) I am a remarkable specimen. Sound of mind, body of a Greek God.
* Diddy: Yeah, ha-ha, Bloopo, the God of fat heads.
* [The four Kongs laugh.]
* Diddy: Your turn, Candy.
* Candy: Nah, I can't. Now my lunch hour is up. It's you, Dixie. (leaves)
* Dixie: Pass, gotta scram. See ya around, Diddy, DK. (leaves)
* Cranky: (off-screen) I don't believe it.
* Bluster: The result of my check-up, no doubt.
* [DK and Diddy scowl at Bluster then go inside Cranky's Cabin.]
* Diddy: (leaving with DK) Come on, let's go in.
* [Inside the cabin, Cranky's looking at his X-ray machine, with DK and Diddy checking on him.]
* DK: What's up, Cranky?
* Bluster: I've got Bluster's x-rays here and it doesn't look good.
* [Cuts to Bluster walking out of Cranky's Cabin.]
* Cranky: (off-screen) Whatever's wrong, it's terminal!
* [The screen zooms in Bluster.]
* Bluster: (shocked) Huh?
* [Cuts to Diddy inside the cabin.]
* Diddy: Yikes! It looks awful!
* [Cuts back to Bluster outside again.]
* Bluster: Oh, no.
* [Cuts to Cranky, DK, and Diddy inside the cabin.]
* Cranky: Here's the problem. (bends over and tries to fix the X-ray machine)
* DK: Wow, it's totally falling apart.
* Cranky: I give it a week, max.
* [Cuts back to Bluster the third time.]
* Bluster: (overhearing) A week? A measly little week is all I have left?
* [Cuts back to the three Kongs inside the cabin again.]
* Cranky: Nothing we can do. Kaput!
* [Cuts back to Bluster for the final time outside the cabin.]
* Bluster: Kaput? (leaves away)
* [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, with Bluster crying off-screen. Then, it cuts to a sad Bluster inside the factory, laying on top of the barrel.]
* Bluster: (crying) Oh, cruel twist of fate! So young, so handsome, so brave. Why me, why me?! Why not somebody poor and unattractive?! (gets himself off the barrel) I have so much to live for. My charm, my good looks. My mommy's money. What a sad, sad day for poor old me. Well, at the very least, I have my reputation. (shocked) Oh, no, my reputation. Unless... Unless I change it, turn over a new leaf. One whole week to make my mark in history. One whole week to become... Bluster the Benevolent.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== From Zero to Hero ==
=== Greeting With Cranky ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. Bluster opens the doors and checks his list of people to help.]
* Bluster: Hmm... Okay, the first one on the list is Cranky. I'd better find out where he is. (gets an idea and snaps his fingers) I guess I'll hop onto my barrel copter and fly myself to the jungle! Good thinking, Bluster the Benevolent! (chuckling with glee)
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Activating Barrel Copter Mode ====
* [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: Okay, let the mission begin!
* [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Airplane Kritters Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
* Bluster: Ah! Destroy my beautiful barrel copter, will they? Well, they're no match for Bluster the Benevolent!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Entering the Jungle ====
* [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: Now, to find Cranky!
* [The barrel copter arrives in the jungle and lands on the ground. Bluster hops off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found Cranky/Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Cranky Kong, walking alone in the jungle, crossing a railroad track. Just then, Bluster shows up spinning around and talking to Cranky.]
* Bluster: (stops spinning) Hold on, stand back! Stand back, everyone! Bluster the Benevolent is here. Come on through, Cranky. All clear.
* Cranky: Out of my way, you nitwit.
* Bluster: When I'm gone to the big banana patch in the sky, be sure to tell everyone about Bluster the Benevolent.
* [As Cranky hears this, he points at his head four times, thinking Bluster has lost his mind.]
* Bluster: (leaving out of the jungle) I'm off to do more good deeds.
* Cranky: (pointing at Bluster) I'll tell them about you all right.
* [A duo of Kritters on a minecart are about to run Cranky over. Cranky turns around and screams, then gets flattened by the Kritters.]
* Cranky: (muffled and flattened) I'll tell them about Bluster the Buffoon!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Greeting With Dixie ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, who still has his list. The barrel copter is seen in the background.]
* Bluster: All right, then, Cranky is checked off on my list. I will find Dixie next. (looks up in the sky) You hear that, Mumsie? I won't let you down! I will help everyone on Kongo Bongo, for now on!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found Dixie ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong, who's walking around and searching for someone to talk to in the jungle.]
* Bluster: Hmm...
* [Bluster spots Dixie Kong, who can't get her pet lobster and crab off the tree.]
* Dixie: Oh, no...
* Bluster: Spotted!
* [Bluster walks off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Dixie Kong, who still cannot get her crustacean pets off the tree.]
* Dixie: Aww...
* [Bluster arrives once again spinning around and talking to Dixie.]
* Bluster: (stops spinning) Hello there, young one.
* Dixie: Bluster? What are you here for? Crabby and Thermidor are stuck on that tree and I can't get them out! Oh, if only there was someone who's willing to save them.
* Bluster: I've got to finish all the good deeds I plan to do. Tell everyone about me, Bluster the Benevolent, when I head off to the big banana patch in the sky. Ta-ta. (leaves off)
* Dixie: But, wait! What about my...
* [Bluster leaves and ignores Dixie.]
* Dixie: ...Pets? (in despair) Oh... That Bluster the Buffoon! How will I ever get my pets out of the tree now?
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Greeting With Funky and Candy ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong, with his list, walking over to where the barrel copter's located at in the jungle.]
* Bluster: Cranky, check. Dixie, also check. Now, to find Funky, and then tell Candy to marry me.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Activating Barrel Copter Mode ====
* [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
*Bluster: I'll be right there, my future wife Candy! Bluster the Benevolent is going to make a proposal for you!
* [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found Candy (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Funky watching TV inside his home.]
* Funky: Whoa! (changing stations) Hang 10, hang 11, hang 12, hang 13. Channel surfing, killa!
* Female TV Announcer: (off-screen) This is the gadget hour on Shop 'Til You Drop...
* [Outside Funky's Flights, Bluster and his copter is seen flying on the island. Inside the barrel copter, Bluster is spying with his binocular on Candy relaxing on her beach chair.]
* Bluster: Oooh, Candy! The gorilla of my dreams. Yeow!
* [Candy goes behind her condo and does some exercises and stretches.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) What is she doing?
* Candy: A one, two, dip. Stretch, one, two.
* Bluster: A signal!
* Funky: Hang 58.
* [A woman screaming is heard on TV.]
* Funky: Excellent! Horror flick.
* Screaming Woman on TV: Save me!
* [The off-screen screaming from a woman on TV is heard while the screen cuts back to Candy exercising.]
* Screaming Woman on TV: Help, save me!
* [Bluster thinks that Candy is screaming for help instead of the TV woman and puts down his ginocularoggles.]
* Bluster: Bluster the Benevolent to the rescue! (controls his copter to Candy)
* Funky: (shocked) What's that? (turns around and sees Bluster flying towards him and his home)
* [Bluster's barrel copter hits Funky's Flights as it falls down on the ground.]
* Funky: (inside his home, falling down) Whoa!
* [The copter goes out of control and falls behind Candy and her condo.]
* Candy: (avoiding damage from the copter) Ahhh!
* [The copter crashes on the ground and Candy turns around. Bluster comes out of the copter with heroic kazoo music playing in the background.]
* Bluster: Have no fear, Bluster's here!
* Candy: My condo! What are you doing, you fat-head! Do I look like I need saving?!
* Bluster: Uh, no, but if you had needed saving, I would have saved you. (chuckling) Forgive me, Candy, but I've turned over a new leaf. This is the new me.
* Candy: Bluster, you trashed my condo AND Funky's place. You're a menace to the whole island.
* Bluster: Oh, forget your crummy little condo. Marry me, Candy. Yes! And we can live out my last golden days together in the cushy luxury of my mother's mansion.
* Candy: (telling Bluster he lost his mind) You have lost it.
* Bluster: Not quite. But before I do, I'm offering you an opportunity of a lifetime. The opportunity to become Mrs. Bluster the Benevolent. The brave widow of a national hero.
* [The next scene transitions to a dream sequence of Bluster Kong's funeral, with all of the Kong guests crying and mourning over a portrait of Bluster. Diddy appears in the scene and tries to make a speech.]
* Diddy: (testing the microphone) Testing, testing...
* [The Kongs continue crying.]
* Diddy: Oh, Bluster, our friend, our bravest, kindest and richest citizen. No one will ever fill his spats. (crying) I'm sorry, I can't go on. (leaves)
* Funky: A righteous dude and a real party animal. Hang 10 for me on that killer wave in the sky, big guy. (cries and leaves)
* Dixie: He was the greatest! (leaves)
* DK: We had a lot of laughs. But... That's all for now.
* Candy: (crying over a portrait of Bluster) Bluster, oh, Bluster the Benevolent, you were so perfect. The perfect gentleman. The perfect husband...
* [Candy continues crying over the portrait, until it cuts back to reality with Candy getting jealous over Bluster's vision and her condo still ruined.]
* Candy: Bluster, get real!
* Bluster: (sobbing and cowering) It's all true, so true. I was wonderful, wasn't I? I miss me.
* Candy: Get over yourself. Now what are you going to do about my condo?
* Bluster: Wait! If you're my widow, that means you inherit it all. The Barrelworks are yours.
* Candy: (surprised) Really?
* Bluster: Yes, my sweetiekins.
* [Bluster giving Candy his own factory all to herself made her happy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Candy owns the Factory ====
* [Fades to Candy talking to Bluster, with the broken barrel copter seen in the background.]
* Candy: Well, it looks like I don't have to work for you anymore.
* Bluster: That's right, Candy, because you own the Barrelworks after all!
* Candy: Yeah, and I'm glad I got that choice. Now I can have my own peace and quiet life without you blabbering me into my ear all the time.
* Bluster: Oh! That's good to hear... My future wife. (leaves)
* Candy: (talking to herself) "Future wife?" Who does he think he is? Oh, well...
* [Cuts to Bluster, who still has his list.]
* Bluster: I love it when Candy's so nice to me. Why haven't I talked to Funky yet?
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found Funky/Ending ====
* [Fades to Funky, with his home crashed and destroyed on the ground, all because of Bluster and his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: (to Funky) Ah, hello.
* Funky: (speaking in his usual Jamaican accent) Bluster Dude?
* Bluster: Lovely week we're having, eh?
* Funky: You and your barrel copter crashed into my house, now look at it! You got some bad karma inside you, mon!
* Bluster: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no need to be so exasperated. I was gonna help all the nice people before I last one week and head off to the big banana plantation from above. You know, I've been a greedy and mischievous dirt-bag before, but now, I'm Bluster the Benevolent! I know, pretty catchy.
* Funky: Enough, mon! What are you gonna do about my home? I've been channel-surfing while hanging 10, and then, I crashed down and hurt my back! You better fix this right now, or I will banish you to the White Mountains!
* Bluster: Heheheheheh, a naïve resident, you are. I promise you'll thank me right after I do my unfinished business. As always, ta-ta... (leaving off)
* Funky: "Bluster the Benevolent?" More like, "Bluster, get lost!"
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Greeting With DK and Diddy ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster in the jungle, finding DK and Diddy.]
* Bluster: (calling out DK and Diddy) Donkey Kong! Diddy? I've got something that I'd like to show you!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found DK and Diddy (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene in the jungle. DK and Diddy are discussing about a film relating to King Kong vs. Godzilla while sitting on a log.]
* Diddy: No way, DK, it just wasn't a fair fight. The giant ape was 100% ape but the lizard was some mutant science experiment gone bonkers.
* DK: It was just a movie, little buddy. (tries to eat a banana until he hears something rustling in the bushes) Huh?
* [Bluster appears after escaping in the darkest area in the jungle.]
* Bluster: (exclaiming) Ah! Ugh...! (to DK and Diddy) Hmm... Good morning, gentlemen. It's not easy becoming a legend with such a short deadline. (to himself, in shock and embarrassment) Deadline, what a horrible word.
* DK: Whatcha got there, Bluster?
* Bluster: They happen to be the blueprints for Bluster the Benevolent's memorial. (brings out a blueprint for the life-like Bluster Kong statue and shows it to DK and Diddy) Ta-da!
* Diddy: (confused) Bluster Kong Memorial? Uh, what for?
* Bluster: Hmph! (turns around and folds the blueprint of the statue and then talks to DK and Diddy) Oh, please, don't try to spare me. I heard you and Cranky talking about how I'm not long for this world, might last another week, then kaput.
* DK: We weren't talking about you. That was Cranky's x-ray machine. It went kablooey.
* Bluster: I can take it. Don't sugar coat it for me. I've made arrangements for everything. Do you think the 50-foot life-like statue is too much?
* DK and Diddy: Yes.
* Bluster: Good.
* DK: Bluster, unfortunately, you're gonna be hanging out a long time.
* Bluster: It's so sweet of you to try to cheer up poor terminal me. But I can handle the truth. I'm off to do more good deeds before I head for the big banana plantation in the sky. (leaves in a huff)
* DK: He didn't believe us.
* Diddy: What a dope! (laughing) He thinks he gonna kick!
* DK: We got to find some way to make him believe us or, "Bluster the Benevolent" is gonna kill us all with his good deeds. (leaves off with Diddy)
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Bluster, walking and humming along in the jungle.]
*Dixie: (off-screen) AAAAAH!! Help!
*Bluster: Huh?
*Dixie: Someone help!
*Bluster: (shows up spinning around, then stops and talks to Dixie) Oh, you again.
*Dixie: I saw it with my own eyes! Those rotten scaly pond gacks got the Crystal Coconut, and now they're giving it to King K. Rool! I need someone to stop this fiasco at once!
*Bluster: Crystal Coconut? Missing? And I'm the hero to do the job?! Thank you, Dixie! Bluster the Benevolent will never let everyone down! I'm coming for you, you pond gacks! (dashes away)
*Dixie: I still needed my pets down that tree...
*DK: (off-screen) Hey, Dix!
*[Enter DK and Diddy, who walk towards Dixie.]
*Diddy: You said you wanted your pets Crappy and Thermidor down the tree?
*Dixie: First of all, it's "Crabby." And second, yes! Hey, DK, you're big enough. Why don't you get them down for me?
*DK: (chuckling) Are you kidding? Of course I can! Anything for you, Dixie! Stand aside, and let the future ruler of Kongo Bongo do its business.
*[While DK walks over to the tree with the two crustacean pets stuck on there. DK shakes the tree hard, then the pets fall down the tree, and DK grabs them safely.]
*Dixie: (gasps in delight) Crabby! Thermidor! Finally, after all those minutes, I got you! Oh, Donkey Kong, how can I ever repay you? Bluster never helped getting them out before.
*DK: (holding Dixie's pets) It was nothing, really. It's what I do; saving people who needed saving. (gives the two crustaceans back to Dixie) Here ya go.
*[Dixie started hugging Crabby and Thermidor while sighing in relief.]
*Diddy: Well, we gotta get back to Cranky's and tell him that Bluster's gonna kill us all, big buddy!
*DK: You're right, Diddy. Let's get to it, then.
*[DK and Diddy walk off.]
*Dixie: (becomes worried and runs out of the jungle) Hey, guys! WAIT!
*[Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== The Coconut Needs Saving ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong running off in the jungle.]
* Bluster: I've got to find a faster way to get to K. Rool and save the Crystal Coconut!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Found the Minecart ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong running, then stops to find a minecart on the railroad.]
* Bluster: Bingo! This could be useful.
* [Bluster hops on the minecart and proceeds riding off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong on his minecart, entering inside King K. Rool's hideout, giving off a halt sign, with an army of Kritters in the background.]
* Bluster: Stop right there, K. Rool!
* [K. Rool appears on-screen and becomes flabbergasted.]
* K. Rool: What IS THIS?
* [Bluster and K. Rool meet face-to-face as the cutscene fades to black and ends.]
=== Ready to Rumble? ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong telling King K. Rool and his Kritter army to hand over the Crystal Coconut, inside the hideout.]
* Bluster: Hand over the Coconut, you prehistoric throwback, or Bluster the Benevolent will pulverize you!
* [DK and Diddy appear and are hiding inside, watching Bluster and K. Rool fight.]
* DK: Too late.
* Diddy: What a dumb baboon.
* [Shows K. Rool and his army looking at Bluster.]
* K. Rool: Is this the fiendishly brilliant plan of a master strategist or is he simply the stupidest ape on two feet?
* [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
* Diddy: The stupidest ape.
* [Cuts back to Bluster.]
* Bluster: You don't frighten me, K. Rool. vI've got nothing to lose.
* DK: (off-screen) Yo, Bluster, over here.
* [Bluster turns around and hears DK's whispering, and talks to K. Rool again.]
* Bluster: Excuse me. Hold that thought.
* [K. Rool and the Kritters look in confusion at Bluster leaving off with his minecart to talk to DK and Diddy.]
* DK: (to Diddy) Here he comes.
* Bluster: (appears and talks to DK and Diddy) What do you want? Bluster the Benevolent is in the process of completing his most heroic act to date and you're stepping on his toes.
* DK: (giving Bluster the supersonic vita-punch pack) Well, here's to ya, Bluster.
* Bluster: Toasting my victory. Slightly premature, but... (grabs the elixir from DK) Well, why not? (leaves off)
* Diddy: (whispering to Bluster) It's Cranky's new miracle elixir.
* DK: (whispers along with Diddy) You're cured.
* [Bluster drinks the elixir.]
* DK: (off-screen) So it's not worth you getting busted up by a bunch of Kritters.
* Bluster: (stops drinking) Cured? I'm cured?
* [Bluster comes back to K. Rool and his army.]
* Bluster: Forget what I said before. I'm cured!
* [K. Rool, with the Crystal Coconut, becomes irritated for the last time.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) I'm cured, I'm cured! Long live me!
* K. Rool: GET THAT IDIOT!!!
* Bluster: Huh? (turns around and sees the Kritters with their weapons)
* [The Kritters with their weapons powering up snicker and are about to kill Bluster.]
* Bluster: But I'm cured. (shakes and goes crazy while changing different face expressions)
* [Cuts back to DK and Diddy.]
* Diddy: DK, you gave him the supersonic mega-punch pack instead of the cherry soda!
* [Bluster explodes with electric sparks flying around.]
* Kritters: Huh?
* [Bluster comes out of the ground with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes.]
*Bluster: AAAHH! HELLO, NEWTS! READY TO RUMBLLLLEE?!
*[Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to Bluster vs. the Kritters, inside King K. Rool's hideout.]
* Kritter #1: Come on, men! Let's get that baboon!
* Kritter #2: Yeah, let's do it!
* Kritter #3: Ready your weapons!
* [The Kritters ready their weapons together.]
* Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Oh, this is gonna be a big fight! Okay, then!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to all of King K. Rool's army punched and attacked while screaming off-screen outside the hideout. Inside, K. Rool is in fear.]
* K. Rool: My army. My precious Kritters. Time to slither away.
* [K. Rool tries to escape by pressing the button on his control panel to hide inside his secret place, while the Kritters are all flying out of nowhere, but he and the platform start quaking by Bluster, who's shaking the pole of the platform, making K. Rool and the platform crash on the ground. The Coconut flies up and down, and Bluster saves it.]
* Bluster: (with crazy, spirally green and yellow-colored eyes) Bluster saves the day!
* [K. Rool and his army are defeated and Bluster got the Crystal Coconut.]
* K. Rool: (lying down) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
* [Transitioning to DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy, watching Bluster outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
* DK: Here he comes.
* Bluster: (to the four Kongs) Thank you, thank you. No need for thanks. (brings out something inside the factory) For the incredible death-defying feats of heroism and courage.
* [The four Kongs watch Bluster bring out a surprise for them.]
* Bluster: For the acts of kindness.
* [Cuts back to Bluster with something for the Kongs.]
* Bluster: I have something for all of you.
* [Moves to a shot of a portrait with Bluster's face on it.]
* DK, Diddy, and Candy: (moaning)
* Cranky: Don't worry, the supersonic vita-punch pack should be wearing off any second.
* Bluster: (tries to balance the big Bluster portrait) We need to put it in a place of honour. It... will... serve as... an example.
* Cranky: An example of a big baboon.
* [Bluster exclaims and screams as the portrait crashes on top of him.]
* Bluster: What happened? (sees his ruined portrait) My portrait!
* Cranky: The windbag ran out of steam. (leaves along with DK, Diddy, and Candy, out of Bluster Barrelworks)
* Bluster: Wait! I haven't given my speech yet. (to the audience, saying the same quote K. Rool said when he got defeated) One minute you're up, the next minute you're down.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel ==
=== The Banana Flip ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK and Candy having a formal luncheon together outside DK's hut.]
* Candy: (eating a banana meal) Mmm... delectable.
* [Donkey Kong has a crush on her, as a form of love hearts float around him.]
* DK: She's so fine. (to Candy, without hearts floating around him) Like it? It's banana bourguignon.
* Candy: (off-screen) What?
* DK: BANANA BOURGUIGNON!
* Candy: WHAAAT?!
* DK: BANANA... (groaning) Never mind.
* [DK walks over to Candy, along with his banana meal.]
* Candy: There's room here if you like.
* DK: (sits down and places his meal on the table) I was saying, it's banana...
* [DK's sentence gets interrupted by an appearance of Bluster's barrel copter flying and dropping by.]
* DK: Bluster?! How'd he find us?!
* Bluster: (jumps off the copter) Oh, Candy...
* Candy: (annoyed) I guess lunch is over.
* Bluster: (walking over to DK and Candy) Well, well, isn't this special? A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong?
* Candy: (to DK) Ignore him. (to Bluster) What do you want, Bluster?
* Bluster: (to Candy) I've been looking all over for you. I'm the boss, and the boss says... lunch is up. BACK TO WORK! Unless... (brings out two tickets for the Banana Slammers concert to Candy) You want to play hooky with me. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy.
* Candy: (disgusted) Forget it. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK.
* DK: (to Bluster) Yes!
* Bluster: What do you see in this big, hairy ape?
* Candy: (stands up off the chair) Well, he's, uh... well...
* Bluster: Mmyeeesssss???
* Candy: Well... he's... He's a big, hairy ape! ...And you're not.
* Bluster: (ashamed) Ouch.
*[Fades to Bluster flying away inside his barrel copter.]
*Bluster: (inside the barrel copter, mocking Candy) "Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not!" If that's what Candy wants... (controls his copter) That's what she'll get!
*[The barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Airplane Kritters Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter in the sky, until a gang of Kritters in airplanes appear out of nowhere laughing.]
*Kritter #1: Hey, bub! We're gonna take you down!
* Bluster: Well, all of you are no friendly at all! I'll take care of this one.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kritter Race Intro ====
* [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: (to the defeated Kritters) Ha! Sorry, lizards, but this big, hairy ape is off the menu!
* [The barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, then fades to Bluster walking in the jungle with the banana flip, a stylish hairdo that the Banana Slammers have, on top of his head.]
*Bluster: (humming while walking) I feel like a new ape!
*[Just then, a Kritter's hand from above snatches Bluster's banana flip.]
*Bluster: (stops walking) Hmm? (notices the banana flip on his head stolen) My banana flip's gone! Who's the one in the jungle responsible for this?
*Kritter #2: (off-screen) Yoo-hoo...
*[Bluster looks up and sees a Kritter sitting on a tree branch, grabbing Bluster's banana flip.]
*Kritter #2: (to Bluster) Looking for this?
*Bluster: (gasps) Excuse me, sir, but I believe that banana flip belongs to me, not you. I got that from the Banana Slammers concert.
*Kritter #2: Oh, to you? Well, let's have ourselves a race around the jungle then. How about that, Monkey Boy? If I win, I keep the stupid hat of yours and it's all mine! But, if you win, you keep it.
*Bluster: A race? Why should I trust a scaly pond gack like you for a deal like that? (sighing) Okay then...
*Kritter #2: So it's settled. Let's see what YOU got!
*[Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start.]
==== Kritter Race Lose ====
* [Fades to the Kritter cheering and taunting at Bluster.]
* Kritter #2: (with Bluster's banana flip) Yeah! Finders keepers, buddy!
* [Bluster groans in frustration. Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The race will start on a rematch.]
==== Kritter Race Win ====
* [Fades to the Kritter losing and angered by Bluster.]
* Bluster: (with the banana flip, laughing) Good show, my friend. It's my banana flip now!
* Kritter #2: (groaning and growling) All right, you made me steamed! Let's fight, you and me! Come on, let's go now! What, are you scared? You should be, because I want this fight to start right now, you hear me?!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Bluster will fight the Kritter.]
==== Kritter Defeated ====
* [Fades to the Kritter being outnumbered by Bluster.]
* Kritter #2: (groaning while lying down on the ground, defeated) You win...
* Bluster: (with the banana flip) You'd better stay here for now, and watch how a true gentlemen handles it.
* [Bluster walks off whistling, while the Kritter lies down on the ground. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong walking over to his factory, Bluster Barrelworks, with the banana flip on his head.]
* Bluster: Candy won't be able to resist me now.
* [Cuts to a point-of-view of Bluster walking over to his factory.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams.
* [Bluster opens the doors to his factory while Candy Kong does her business job inside.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) Hey, Candy. What do you say?
* Candy: (stops working and turns around) Huh?
* [Candy yells loudly as she sees Bluster with his new look.]
* Bluster: Yeah, baby. Take a good look.
* Candy: (pointing at Bluster's head) Bluster, what is that thing on your head?
* Bluster: (looking at the banana flip on top of his head, to Candy) It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now?
* Candy: I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.
* [Bluster Kong sighs in grief and walks out of the factory.]
* Bluster: (to himself) Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal. What makes him so special? (gets a brilliant idea) The Crystal Coconut.
* [Bluster leaves quickly and the cutscene ends by fading to black.]
=== Creeping ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster, with the banana flip, walking in the jungle at nighttime.]
* Bluster: Hmm... Now, if I were the Crystal Coconut, where would I be located at?
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Krusha and Kritters Encounter ====
* [Fades to Bluster, with the banana flip, sneaking around quietly, until he bumps into Krusha.]
* Bluster: (in shock) W-Wha...?
* Krusha: (calling out the Kritters) Uh... intruder!
* [Kritters appear and come out of the bushes in the jungle, and ready their Klaptrap weapons while snickering.]
* Bluster: Oh, mommy...
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kritters Defeated/Krusha Boss Intro ====
* [Fades to a cutscene with the Kritters defeated and lying down on the ground.]
* Bluster: (cheering) Yay! I'm a hero!
* Krusha: (behind Bluster) Oh, are you? You may have defeated my boys, but I am gonna kick you out of town.
* [Bluster looks at Krusha and gulps in fear. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending Pt.1 ====
* [Bluster defeated Krusha. Fades to a cutscene with Krusha lying down after the battle.]
* Krusha: (groaning) Ooh, I see pretty stars...
* [Bluster walks off and sees Cranky's Cabin from above.]
* Bluster: So, the Crystal Coconut is located at Cranky's Cabin. I'll have to get my hands on it, and soon I'll impress Candy and we'll spend our quality time together on our honeymoon...
* [Bluster leaves and the cutscene ends and fades to black.]
==== Ending Pt.2 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster sneaking to Cranky's Cabin at nighttime.]
* Bluster: (singing and whispering to the audience) Here I go creeping. Shh... don't make a sound. (walks off) Get the Crystal Coconut and Candy come around.
* [Bluster goes inside the cabin and opens the door.]
* Bluster: (singing) Donkey Kong ain't good enough. Anyone can see that the only ape for her in Kongo Bongo is me.
* [Bluster looks around the cabin, with Cranky sleeping inside, then sees the blue case with the Crystal Coconut hidden inside it.]
* Bluster: (singing) Look at Cranky sleeping, hour after hour. When I get the Coconut, I get the power.
* [Bluster sneaks over to the orb, while an empty flask on the ground rolls onto Cranky's foot.]
* Bluster: (singing) Everything I want and everything I need is lying right in front of me to satisfy my greed!
* [Cranky snores, bangs his cane, and mutters in his sleep. Bluster turns around and shushes Cranky. The blue case opens with Bluster smiling with glee. The case reveals the Crystal Coconut.]
* Bluster: (singing, off-screen) This is all too easy, feels like a dream. Possessing all the power will make Donkey Kong scream!
* [A big silhouette of Bluster slowly grabs the Crystal Coconut, with the screen fading to black, until it cuts to DK waking up inside his hut.]
* DK: (echoing) NOOOO!!!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Bluster's Got the Coconut ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster in the jungle at daytime. He has stolen the Crystal Coconut from Cranky's Cabin.]
* Bluster: (with the Crystal Coconut) Ah, what a beautiful day. I have the Crystal Coconut in my hand, and Mumsie will be so proud of me if I impress Candy with this. Oh, I can see it all now; Me and Candy, on our honeymoon, living in our eternity of relaxing in a mansion...
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks. Inside, Bluster is talking to Candy that he's the future ruler.]
* Bluster: Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.
* Candy: (sarcastic) Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster.
* Bluster: You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this.
* [Bluster shows Candy that he's got the Crystal Coconut, but she's not impressed.]
* Candy: Nice fake.
* [Bluster gets hit in the chest by the "OK" stamp, after getting pushed by Candy to the barrel-making machine. The Coconut flies off after Bluster got hurt, and is heading straight for the shredder.]
* Bluster: (sees the Coconut) No! The Coconut!
* [Bluster tries to run for the Coconut, but Candy stops him by pressing a button, for getting Bluster hit and launched off backwards by a "NO" stamp.]
* [The two heroes DK and Diddy enter inside the factory and look around.]
* Diddy: (spotting the Crystal Coconut heading straight for the shredder) There it is! There it is, DK! I'll get it!
* [Diddy runs and hops onto the conveyor belt.]
* Diddy: Catch, DK.
* [Diddy kicks the Coconut to DK.]
* DK: (catches the falling crystal orb) I got it, little buddy!
* Bluster: (tries to stop DK) That's mine!
* DK: (tosses the Coconut to Candy) Candy, catch!
* [Bluster tackles DK.]
* Candy: What?! (dodges the flying Crystal Coconut)
* [The Crystal Coconut lands on the conveyor belt. Then, the Coconut and a falling log from the lumber chute get formed into Barrel 007, with the Coconut inside.]
* Diddy: It's in that barrel!
* DK: Barrel 007!
* Bluster: Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for transport!
* [Barrel 007 and all the other barrels are going inside a rocket barrel, ready for liftoff.]
* DK: (off-screen) It's on the rocket!
* [DK chases after the rocket, but Diddy tries to stop him.]
* Diddy: Stop! Wait! It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow!
* [Just before DK can get to the Coconut, the rocket fires and blasts off into the sky, making the cutscene fade to black and end.]
=== A Secret Mission ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy talking to Bluster inside the factory, with Candy doing her job on her own.]
* Diddy: So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on?
* Bluster: A secret one.
* DK: Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the Coconut. So, where is it?
* Bluster: Why should I tell you?
* DK: Because I'll pound you if you don't?
* Bluster: Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like a jerk.
* [Whistle blows.]
* Candy: (stops working and talks to Bluster) Well, you already do. (leaves the factory) Break time.
* Diddy: (to DK) Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves.
* [DK and Diddy leave the factory.]
* DK: This is on your head, Bluster.
* Bluster: Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach.
* DK: (closing the factory doors along with Diddy) Great, lots of help. The beach stretches for miles.
* Klump: (off-screen) Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.
* [The other doors on the right reveal General Klump and his Kritter troops.]
* Klump: (marching along with the Kritters inside the factory) Kritters, halt.
* Bluster: (gasps) Klump!
* [Bluster gets surrounded by Klump and the Kritters.]
* Bluster: What do you want with me?
* Klump: The Crystal Coconut.
* Bluster: (stammering) I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it.
* Klump: Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?
* Bluster: I'll never tell.
* Klump: Suit yourself. Kritters!
* [The Kritters power up their weapons at Bluster.]
* Bluster: (chuckling nervously) Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log here. (looks through his dispatch log) Hmm... now, what barrel was that?
* Klump: 007! Hand it over! (grabs and takes a look at Bluster's dispatch log) Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach.
* [Klump and the Kritters march away out of the factory.]
* Klump: Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...
* [Bluster sighs in relief. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Activating Barrel Copter Mode ====
* [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: I will not let anyone take the Crystal Coconut back on my watch.
* [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Entering the Beach ====
* [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the beach and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
* Bluster: (confused) Hmm... No Coconut? It must be hidden in the banana plantation!
* [Bluster goes back to the barrel copter and flies off with it. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Entering the Mellow-Yellow Banana Plantation/Airplane Kritters Intro ====
* [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the banana plantation and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
* Bluster: Still no sign of that Coconut! Where could it be?!
* [Bluster goes back to the barrel copter, but just before he can fly off with it, he spots Funky flying in his plane, with DK and Diddy on board, over to the White Mountains. Bluster turns on his barrel copter and tries to follow them. The copter flies off in the air.]
* Bluster: Oh, that's right, you bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the Coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to save the day.
* [Airplane Kritters appear again and laugh.]
* Bluster: Haven't I beaten you before? I don't want all of you pestering me again! This is your final warning!
* Kritter #3: Go ahead, you chump chimp! We're just getting started!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to Bluster flying inside his barrel copter, then moves and zooms to DK, Diddy, and Funky, flying on a plane.]
* Diddy: DK, look!
* DK: I can see it, little buddy! It's...
* Funky: The White Mountains! Coming in for a spin!
* [Funky's plane does a barrel roll, with DK and Diddy screaming.]
* Funky: Yeah, you like it, no? It's crazy! Ha ha! Here it comes!
* [The plane comes in for a landing and stops on ground. DK and Diddy hop off the plane.]
* DK: Whoa, cool.
* Diddy: Phew.
* Funky: Okay, this is the place.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Home of the Mean Old Yeti ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to the barrel copter arriving in the White Mountains and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
* Bluster: The Coconut's not lost in the beach nor the banana plantation, so I guess it might be in the White Mountains.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Eddie the Mean Old Yeti ====
* [Fades to Bluster wandering around the White Mountains.]
* Bluster: Hello? Has anyone got the Crystal for me? Hello?
* [Suddenly, the sounds of a beast breathing is heard right behind Bluster. Bluster turns around to see who's making those noises. It was a snow white-colored yeti named Eddie, as in, "The Mean Old Yeti." Eddie has got and stolen Barrel 007.]
* Bluster: (gasps and stutters) Y-Y-You're...
* Eddie: Me Eddie... the Mean Old Yeti!
* Bluster: You're holding Barrel 007! The Crystal Coconut's inside it! I order you to borrow it back to me, or else.
* Eddie: No! Barrel mine!
* Bluster: I'm warning you, Eddie, that belongs to me.
* [Eddie roars loudly. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending Pt.1 ====
* [Bluster defeated Eddie. Fades to Eddie lying down on the snowy ground after the battle. Eddie got up and still got Barrel 007, then ran away with it, with DK and Diddy chasing after him.]
* DK: (chases along with Diddy) Over there!
* Diddy: (chases along with DK) Hey, Eddie! Come back!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending Pt.2 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to the entrance of a cave, with Eddie's loud roaring heard inside. DK and Diddy run out of the cave with Barrel 007.]
* Diddy: That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti.
* DK: (with Barrel 007) We're home free, little buddy!
* Diddy: Almost!
* [DK and Diddy fall in a dark hole, and DK drops Barrel 007.]
* DK: (falling) The Coconut!
* [DK and Diddy land on a large impact. Bluster shows up, and he has stolen Barrel 007. Bluster looks down at DK and Diddy.]
* Bluster: Don't worry, chumps. The Coconut's safe with me. (chuckling)
* [DK and Diddy are trapped, with their eyes only visible in the dark. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Mountain Run ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster, with Barrel 007, waving down at DK and Diddy, who were trapped in a dark hole.]
* Bluster: Hello down there.
* Diddy: Bluster? Get us out of here, would ya?
* Bluster: I don't think so. I'm going to take the Coconut back. I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy.
* Klump: (off-screen) Halt!
* [Bluster sees General Klump, and the Kritters, with their Klaptrap weapons.]
* Klump: Hand over the Coconut.
* Bluster: Hmph... (turns his back on Klump) Never.
* Klump: Kritters, ready, aim...
* [The Kritters charge their weapons, until Bluster politely gives Barrel 007 to Klump.]
* Bluster: All right, take it.
* Klump: Good. I won't have to say "fire."
* [The Kritters fire their Klaptrap guns rapidly after Klump said fire.]
* Klump: (to the Kritters) What the... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards! STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
* Kritter #1: Stop? Did he say "stop?"
* Kritter #2: I thought he said "fire!"
* Klump: When I said "fire," I DIDN'T mean fire!
* [The Kritters fire their guns rapidly again.]
* Klump: (annoyed and disappointed) Oh, I give up. What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.
* [Inside the dark mine hole, DK and Diddy listen to General Klump's troops firing everywhere.]
* Diddy: What's going on up there?
* DK: I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not far behind.
* [Sounds of Klaptraps cheering and screaming out of the Kritters' weapons are heard. Bluster's hiding behind Barrel 007, until the banana flip on his head gets shaved and buzzed by Klaptraps. On top of Bluster's head, two Klaptraps tell a joke.]
* Klaptrap #1: You know what I hate about hair?
* Klaptrap #2: You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry again.
* [Rimshot. Bluster notices the banana flip on his head is missing.]
* Bluster: My banana flip!
* [Bluster screams and runs away, with Barrel 007 falling down the dark hole. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to Bluster, without the banana flip on his head anymore, running away and escaping the White Mountains.]
* Bluster: (panting) My favorite hairpiece and that orb of power inside that barrel were my only possessions used to impress Candy and now they're gone! I have to get out of this place right now! I'm about to freeze in here forever if I don't get to my barrel copter on time!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong, who safely hopped inside the barrel copter in the White Mountains on time.]
* Bluster: That was a close one. Looks like I don't have to worry about everything for now. If I can just...
* [Bluster hears Eddie the Yeti's roaring, so he quickly starts the copter's engine, then he flies back to Kongo Bongo Island. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== Buried Treasure ==
=== Bluster's Search ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Funky, leaving the banana plantation and flying off with the plane. DK grabs the treasure map along with him. Bluster appears in the banana plantation, searching for something.]
* Bluster: I'm certain I dropped that coin around here somewhere.
* [The laughters of DK, Diddy, and Funky are heard off-screen.]
* DK: (off-screen) We're going on a treasure hunt!
* Funky: (off-screen) Right on, dude!
* Bluster: (gasps) Treasure?
* [Funky, on his plane, is taking DK and Diddy with them. Funky's plane flies off, with DK laughing and cheering.]
* Funky: (controlling the plane) Hang on.
* DK: Yo.
* Bluster: I'm just one sneaky beat-them-to-it step away from becoming an even richer richest ape on Kongo Bongo Island! (goes off-screen, and then comes back on-screen again, to the audience) And that's rich. (goes off-screen)
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending Pt.1 ====
* [Fades to a cutscene with Bluster walking, after getting out of the jungle]
* Bluster: Aha! (points to the barrel copter) There!
* [Shows the barrel copter outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) The barrel helicopter is the most useful island aircraft that I'll use to get to the treasure.
* [Cuts back to Bluster.]
* Bluster: I gotta get to it before anyone else does.
* [Bluster looks around and goes to the barrel copter. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending Pt.2 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Kong setting up the barrel copter, outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
* Bluster: That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... a... station wagon to cart all his bananas around in.
* [Rimshot. Bluster sees a view of Funky, DK, and Diddy laughing and flying off on a plane.]
* DK: (on the plane) I'm gonna buy a king-sized banana split!
* Candy: (off-screen) Hey, where's Donkey Kong going?
* [Bluster turns around and notices Candy and Dixie.]
* Bluster: (gasps) Candy! Forget that. You didn't see them. You're hallucinating. You just think Donkey Kong's going on a treasure hunt. Uh, can I re-phrase that?
* Candy: (jealous) He's standing me up to go on a treasure hunt?! Why, OF ALL THE NERVE! I'LL...
* Dixie: (interrupts Candy) Oh, Candy! "Treas-ure hunt," as in... "TREASURE hunt?"
* Candy: (in excitement) "Treasure"? He's going on a TREASURE HUNT?
* [Bluster gets bored inside the barrel copter.]
* Bluster: (to Candy) Now, Candy, as foreman of the barrel...
* [Candy and Dixie hop in the copter and bump Bluster over to the right.]
* Candy: ARE YOU FLYING THIS OR AM I LEARNING HOW TO FLY IT WITHOUT YOU?!
* [Bluster, Candy, and Dixie fly off inside the barrel copter.]
* Dixie: (inside the copter) Good decision.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== The Big Treasure Hunt ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Funky's plane flying off in the sky, with DK and Diddy screaming. The barrel copter, with Bluster, Candy, and Dixie inside, appears in the scene.]
* Candy: (inside the copter) And the first thing I'm gonna buy with my share is the barrel factory.
* Bluster: (to Candy) Your share? It's my treasure. You're just along for the ride.
* Dixie: Guys...
* Candy: Watch yourself, Bluster, or you just might find yourself looking for a job.
* Dixie: Guys.
* Bluster: You mean like the job you used to have?
* Dixie: (annoyed) GUUUYYYYS!!!
* Bluster: Huh?
* Dixie: Donkey and Diddy are going the other way.
* [Dixie takes control of the barrel copter and Bluster screams in horror. The three Kongs inside the ride head straight for a tree in the jungle, then Bluster takes control and screams again so he can protect the copter from getting damaged. The barrel copter flies away. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster and the barrel copter outside the mine entrance in the White Mountains.]
* Bluster: There will be numerous dangers lurking in this dark mine. (to Candy and Dixie) Feel free to wait here in safety, while I... (notices the two female Kongs missing inside the barrel copter) Huh?
* Dixie: (off-screen) Candy! Here's Funky's plane!
* [Bluster sees Candy and Dixie inside the mine.]
* Candy: (off-screen) We're on the right track! Come on, Dixie! Our treasure's waiting!
* [Bluster goes inside the mine.]
* Bluster: (running) My treasure! Mine!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Inside the Mine ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Candy and Dixie running around inside the mine. Just then, King K. Rool and Krusha peek through and watch Candy and Dixie searching for the treasure.]
* K. Rool: As soon as they find it, we take it, bid them a good doomsday, and take over the island. At last, Kongo Bongo Island will be mine. (laughing maniacally)
* [K. Rool hears Bluster panting.]
* K. Rool: What?
* [K. Rool and Krusha hide quickly as Bluster appears and stops running, then sneaks off. K. Rool and Krusha appear again after hiding, watching Bluster sneaking off.]
* K. Rool: (laughing)
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kritter Battle Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster sneaking inside the mine.]
* K. Rool: (off-screen) Royal subjects, take him out!
* [Bluster hears something, then something appearing right in front of him is an army of Kritters, with their usual weapons powering up. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to a cutscene with Bluster, who defeated an army of Kritters inside the mine.]
* Bluster: (running off) Stop! The treasure's mine, not yours!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Minecart Chase ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a rock with a white "X" painted on it on the ground inside the mine. Funky and Diddy appear.]
* Diddy: DK, you did it! You found the treasure!
* [Cuts to DK, with a pile of rocks and a small barrel with a red "X" painted on it in the background.]
* DK: I did do it, didn't I, Diddy?
* Diddy: (off-screen, laughing) Yes!
* DK: Now I can buy Candy the biggest present ever!
* [Candy appears and walks up to DK.]
* Candy: Thanks, Donkey Kong, but now I can buy my own gift, the barrel factory, so I don't have to work for Bluster!
* [Bluster appears and stops running.]
* Bluster: (panting) Oh, no, you don't. I'm buying Kongo Bongo Island, so everyone will have to work for me.
* [Funky appears and walks in.]
* Funky: Sorry, dudes and dudettes, I'm fixing my wings. Since that last landing, my... Uh... wish list is growing.
* [Diddy, along with Dixie, watch and look at DK, Candy, Bluster, and Funky are arguing together.]
* DK: (off-screen) But, Candy...
* Candy: (off-screen) Barrel Factory!
* Bluster: (off-screen) Kongo Bongo Island!
* Funky: (off-screen) My wings!
* K. Rool: (off-screen) My doomsday device.
* [Diddy and Dixie look in shock, along with the other Kongs, at K. Rool and Krusha's appearance.]
* K. Rool: (to the Kongs) If you don't mind.
* DK: "Doomsday device"?
* Bluster: (gasping) "Doomsday device"?!
* [Funky opens his mouth as he tries to speak, but becomes worried.]
* Funky: Heavy.
* K. Rool: Let me explain. You see, without this doomsday device... call me a pessimist... But I should think taking over the island will continue being as bothersomely tedious as it has been thus far, whereas with this device I can wrest total control simply by threatening to use it to destroy the entire island. Which I might do anyway, because... (laughing) As they say, "absolute power corrupts absolutely!"
* [K. Rool laughs evilly, while Krusha does a goofy and dorky laugh, in which K. Rool does not like. Krusha stops laughing.]
* K. Rool: (to the Kongs) Regardless, you can appreciate the time you'll save yourselves by handing it over, so I can do away with you and get on as new dictator.
* Diddy: (off-screen) Yipes.
* DK: (off-screen, shuddering)
* Funky: (off-screen) Bummer.
* K. Rool: Gimme.
* Funky: Too late, lizard lips. The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene.
* [DK and Diddy look at each other in shock.]
* K. Rool: (to Krusha) Krusha, the cart!
* [Krusha dashes off and brings in the minecart on the railroad.]
* K. Rool: After them!
* [Krusha rides off, leaving K. Rool behind.]
* K. Rool: (chases after Krusha) NOT WITHOUT ME, YOU STUPID, THICK-HEADED TADPOLE!!!
* [Wheel-squealing noises are heard and K. Rool crashes and coughs off-screen.]
* K. Rool: (off-screen) Signal... your... stops!
* DK: (to Diddy) If that treasure is what K. Rool thinks that treasure is, Diddy, our only hope of saving Candy, Dixie, and Kongo Bongo is to get it from them before he does. Let's go.
* [DK and Diddy leave and chase after K. Rool and Krusha. Cuts to Funky and Bluster.]
* Bluster: (waving to DK and Diddy) Well, I do wish you luck.
* Funky: (to Bluster) DK said it was time to make like a banana and split. Dig?
* Bluster: I'm afraid I'm a bit of a klutz when it comes to doomsday devices and...
* [Funky grabs Bluster along with him for the ride. Bluster screams as he's getting pulled away. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster and Funky riding along on the minecart at the end of the railroad.]
* Bluster: (to DK and Diddy) Out of the way!
* [The two Kongs crash into DK and Diddy on their own minecart, making them fall off the track and crashing on the beach. The treasure barrel that DK's holding flies off and lands on Bluster's hand. K. Rool laughs off-screen, with Bluster and Funky hearing it and turning around. K. Rool and Krusha on their minecart are gaining on the two Kongs.]
* K. Rool: (laughing) Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
* Bluster: (handing and tossing the treasure barrel over to K. Rool) Yours, yours, yours.
* [The two Kremlings crash into the two Kongs, making Bluster scream and Funky shouting out his name to their big crash-landing.]
* K. Rool: (waiting for the treasure to land on his hand) Come to papa.
* [K. Rool grabs the falling treasure barrel.]
* K. Rool: Ah...
* [K. Rool and Krusha on the minecart crash-land and scream together on the beach. K. Rool groans in pain. Fades to black, then fades to Diddy and Dixie walking in the beach. Moves to the fallen minecart trapping on top of Bluster and Funky.]
* Funky: (trapped inside the minecart) Whoa, maybe the gator dudes nuked the island!
* Bluster: (trapped inside the minecart) What are we going to do?
* Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill out here until someone gives us the all-clear sign.
* Bluster: But that could take a long time.
* Funky: So we get to know each other! Like, I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.
* Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE! SOMEONE, ANYONE!! GET ME OUT!!! I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES!!!!! SOMEONE, AAAANNYOOOONNE!!!!!!!!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== Get a Life, Don't Save One ==
=== Bluster the Bodyguard ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Donkey Kong singing his song "100 Banana Bunches on the Wall" to Candy inside the barrel factory. Then, Bluster appears opening the doors and walking inside, until he sees DK dancing with Candy.]
* Bluster: (to DK) D'oooh! Donkey Kong, you blathering baboon! I should have guessed you were behind this! Out! Out of my factory! NOW!
* Candy: (still dancing with DK) But, Bluster!
* Bluster: (to Candy) And you, back to work!
* [Bluster gets tired of Candy ignoring her, so he punches on a button on the barrel-making machine multiple times to make DK and Candy stop dancing.]
* Bluster: I'm the boss, and the boss says...
* [The ringing from the button on the barrel-making machine is heard. Bluster sees an "OK" stamp coming for him, then gets hit and launched backwards by it and a barrel is formed around him. The conveyor belt moves Bluster inside the barrel.]
* Bluster: (trapped in a barrel) Help! I'm stuck! Help!
* [DK and Candy are still dancing and ignoring Bluster.]
* Bluster: HEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!
* [Bluster's going to get killed by the barrel-busting machine.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!
* [Cuts back to DK and Candy dancing, then cuts back to Bluster who's almost going to get shredded.]
* Bluster: Help. Help!
* [The sound of wood breaking makes DK fall and bump backwards on the button with his head to stop the shredding machine. DK feels the back of his head, and he may have saved Bluster's life. Metal creaking is heard. Cuts back to Bluster, who escaped from the barrel that he was trapped in and was saved from getting shredded to pieces. Some broken barrel bits were on the ground and on the conveyor belt.]
* Bluster: (to DK) I had you all wrong, Donkey Kong.
* [Bluster walks over to DK.]
* Bluster: You are indeed a champ among chimps. I am forever in your debt, Donkey Kong. From this day forth, I, Bluster Kong, do hereby solemnly swear an oath of allegiance, to do all within my power to protect you from personal injury as long as I shall live.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to Bluster walking out of the factory.]
* Bluster: It appears that my senses tell me that Donkey Kong has left. Well, I'd better search for him. I'm not letting him sneak through some dangers on this island.
* [Bluster goes and hops inside the barrel copter and takes off into the sky. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Bluster Saves DK (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy swinging onto and playing with vines in the jungle, until they land on a tree branch to stop for a while.]
* Diddy: (to DK) Bluster's decided to be your bodyguard?
* DK: (to Diddy) He says he owes me, Diddy.
* [DK and Diddy look at Bluster riding on a copter in the sky.]
* Bluster: (to DK) Donkey Kong! I can't allow you to risk falling from those vines! I beg you to permit me to chauffeur you to your destination!
* [Bluster makes DK catch the rope so he can get back to safety.]
* DK: Might save a few calluses. Why not?
* [DK hangs onto the rope and climbs away up to the top, leaving Diddy behind. The barrel copter flies off.]
* Diddy: Hey! DK, wait! What about...
* [Diddy jumps and tries to catch the rope so he can join along with DK, but falls down.]
* Diddy: (screaming and falling down) ...MEEEEEEEEEE?!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Airplane Kritters Intro ====
* [Fades to the barrel copter flying out of the jungle, with Bluster inside, holding the rope down, along with DK grabbing and climbing up the rope.]
* DK: Thanks for giving me the lift, Bluster.
* [DK rides along with Bluster inside the copter.]
* Bluster: It's the least I can do, my boy. For now on, we shall avoid anything that tries to stop us!
* [The evil Kritters riding on airplanes appear again, and laugh at Bluster and DK. Bluster gasps in horror.]
* DK: (to Bluster) You fought those before?
* Bluster: Three times, actually. This time, it won't happen again! I'll guard you, Donkey Kong, while I take care of those lizards! (to the Kritters) Have at me all you want, Kritters!
* Kritter #1: Well, at least he's begging to be killed. (to Bluster) Okay, then!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Kritters in airplanes are destroyed. Fades to the barrel copter flying back to DK's hut on Kongo Bongo Island. Bluster drops off DK. Bluster flies off inside the copter, and DK waves at him. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== DK Goes to the Cabin ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Candy talking with DK on Kongo Bongo Island.]
* Candy: You know, I really liked your song, Donkey Kong.
* DK: Yeah? Well there's a whole lot more verses. Wanna hear 'em, Candy?
* Candy: Later. Right now...
* [Candy tries to kiss DK, until Bluster comes in and grabs Candy away from kissing DK.]
* Bluster: No!
* Candy: (gets grabbed away) Hey!
* [Candy falls on the ground off-screen.]
* Bluster: (to DK) Fear not, Donkey Kong! I'll save you!
* DK: Save me from what?!
* Bluster: GERMS! Kissing germs!
* Candy: (to Bluster) You sayin' I've got germs?!
* Bluster (to Candy) Nothing a spoonful of Mother's frog fungus tonic won't fix! (walks away) We may still have time.
* DK: But, but...
* [Bluster grabs DK away.]
* Candy: (gets up, furious) Of all the nerve!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to DK walking in the jungle.]
* DK: How could Bluster prevent me from kissing Candy like that? Candy doesn't have germs! I gotta tell Cranky about something.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The player starts playing as DK going off in the jungle and to Cranky's Cabin.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Cranky's Cabin. DK, standing and balancing on top of the barrel, is talking to Cranky outside.]
* DK: Bluster's convinced he's gonna pay me back for saving him, by spending the rest of his life protecting me, Cranky!
* Cranky: What's HE going to protect you from?
* [DK shrugs, then sees Bluster running to him.]
* Bluster: NOO!!! Off the barrel, Donkey Kong! You might fall and...
* [Bluster knocks DK off the barrel. Then it shows Bluster standing on top of the barrel. He is trying to make a perfect balance, but fails and rolls the barrel, making him crash into Klump and Krusha, hiding inside the barrels. Klump and Krusha roll and fall out of the cabin, then two traps launch them off in the air, then another, and then another, and it continues until they fall off. Bluster is shown sitting down on the ground.]
* Bluster: I had no idea your day-to-day existence was so fraught with jeopardy.
* Cranky: I knew he'd pack it in.
* Bluster: (standing up, talking to DK) Therefore, I have no choice but to... stay by your side 24 hours a day to protect you from these dangers!
* Cranky: (to DK) Looks like your new shadow parts its hair in the middle.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Bluster Finds DK ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to the view of Funky's Flights on Kongo Bongo Island. Inside, Bluster is talking with Funky.]
* Bluster: And verily I say, Donkey Kong may throw himself into the very jaws of death, but I, Bluster Kong, will be there...
* Funky: (tired) Whoa-ah-ah, slow down, dude. You're making me... (yawning) Sleepy.
* Bluster: To the point. Have you seen Donkey Kong?
* Funky: (off-screen) Yeah, like, DK as in the big green? Vinin' through the pines, breezin' in the trees?
* Bluster: Very nice. Now, Donkey Kong, have you seen him?
* Funky: (on-screen) Man, you are one tangled orangutan!
* Bluster: Hmph!
* [Bluster walks out of Funky's Flights in a huff. DK and Diddy appear after hiding behind two surfboards they're holding from Bluster.]
* Funky: (off-screen) You were right, DK.
* Bluster: (searching for DK off-screen) Yoo-hoo! Donkey Kong!
* Funky: Bluster's hepped up high on this do or die hero jag.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster inside the barrel copter flying and dropping down in the jungle with the railroad and cave entrance in the background. Klump and Krusha on their minecarts, hiding inside the cave entrance, are planning on capturing Bluster.]
* Klump: Heh, I'll zoom by and grab that ape in one fell swoop.
* [Cuts to Bluster seeing Diddy and Funky with a pile of bananas on the railroad in the background.]
* Funky: (in the background, calling out for Bluster) Help, Bluster!
* Klump: (off-screen) Ready, Krusha?
* [Cuts back to Klump and Krusha.]
* Klump: Now!
* [Klump starts his engine on the minecart to catch Bluster, but Krusha falls off on the track. Cuts back to Bluster, who's seeing DK trapped under a pile of bananas.]
* Funky: (off-screen) DK's trapped under this banana pile!
* [Klump is about to capture Bluster.]
* Bluster: (spin-dashes to protect DK) I'll save you!
* Klump: (on the minecart, riding) Whoa, the ape yells!
* [Klump sees a pile of bananas on the railroad track and crashes into them, with Krusha reacting to it in the background. Bluster stops spinning around and does a pose in front of Diddy and Funky.]
* Bluster: Ta-da!
* Funky: (shocked) Huh?
* [Diddy and Funky look and see DK's cover blown after hiding under a banana pile. Shows Klump on the minecart driving away, while covered in a banana pile, throwing bananas out everywhere and exclaiming.]
* Klump: (inside a pile of bananas) Stop this thing!
* [Shows Bluster talking with DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
* Bluster: (to DK) Germs, barrel rolling, rabid orangutans, banana piles? I can't believe the trouble you get yourself into, Donkey Kong!
* DK: (to Bluster) So you're gonna give up trying to protect me?
* Bluster: Nothing of the sort. From now on, I'm going to keep my eye on you...
* [DK, Diddy, and Funky run away off-screen while Bluster's talking.]
* Bluster: (looking around) ...Every, single, second.
* [Bluster notices the three Kongs missing.]
* Bluster: Well then, make that two eyes.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== DK's Missing ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster in the jungle finding DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
* Bluster: That troublesome baboon has wondered off somewhere.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster in the jungle who's still finding DK, Diddy, and Funky.]
* Bluster: Donkey Kong? One can only imagine the trouble he's got himself into this time. Oh, Donkey Kong?
* [Bluster stops walking.]
* Bluster: He most certainly has a habit of stepping right into it.
* [Bluster sees a big red X painted on the ground under him.]
* Bluster: (looking down) Hmm, what's this then?
* [Moves to a trap barrel, tied on top of a tree, targeting under Bluster. Then moves to Krusha, holding on a string of the trap barrel. Krusha pulls it down. Bluster screams as the falling barrel traps him inside. The barrel lands on the red X.]
* Bluster: (trapped inside) Who turned out the lights?
* [Krusha appears and grabs the barrel, but then, he hears Klump's screaming.]
* Klump: (off-screen) STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
* [Krusha screams and runs away inside the mine cave from Klump going out of control on the minecart.]
* Klump: (on the minecart) STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! WILL SOMEBODY STOP... THIS... THIIIIIIIIIIIING?!?!?!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Bluster is Kidnapped! ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to the hideout of King K. Rool. Inside, K. Rool and his army have kidnapped Bluster.]
* K. Rool: (to Bluster) All right, you slick-haired, thick-jawed throwback! I know you and Donkey Kong are plotting against me. I want every last detail of your secret operation!
* Bluster: (to K. Rool) I don't know what you're talking about! I had an operation on my baby toe once, but THAT'S IT!
* K. Rool: Games, is it?
* [K. Rool pounds a button on his control panel with his fist. A hydraulic whoosh is heard. Bluster looks down and screams at the platform going down, as a trap.]
* Bluster: Penance?
* K. Rool: My factory!
* Bluster: Sounds like hard labor. Extremely hard labor.
* K. Rool: You'll find out just how hard, unless you tell me the plan, Blister!
* Bluster: But there is no plan! And that's Bluster.
* K. Rool: Time's running out. Get ready for some blisters... "Bluster."
* Bluster: (to himself) Some hero I turned out to be. I can't even get myself out of a jam! Oh, what would Donkey Kong do? Think, Bluster, thi-(gets an idea, then talks to K. Rool) Don't I get a last request?
* K. Rool: A last request? I suppose... But it can't be too expensive.
* Bluster: Not at all. I simple wish... (clearing throat) To sing a song.
* [K. Rool stares at Bluster in shock, and Krusha and one of the Kritters look at each other. Bluster starts dancing and singing.]
* Bluster: (singing) 100 banana bunches on the wall, 100 banana bunches, if one of the bunches should happen to bruise, 99 banana bunches on the wall! 99 banana bunches on the wall, 99 banana bunches, if one of those bunches should happen to bruise, 98 banana bunches on the wall! (to Krusha and the Kritters) Everybody, come on, join in! Ahaha!
* [Krusha and the Kritters join along with Bluster and dance.]
* Bluster: (continues singing, off-screen) 97 banana bunches on the wall, 97 banana bunches...
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Funky in the beachfront of Kongo Bongo Island.]
*DK: (to Funky) But I still don't understand why Bluster didn't come to the rescue!
*[Cranky pops up as a hologram.]
*Cranky: (to the three Kongs) Why do you think I came to you in the first place? I saw a vision of Bluster in the Crystal Coconut. He was in King K. Rool's factory.
*[Shows Funky, who somehow has no teeth in the shot.]
*Funky: Sounds like the hero saver needs saving.
*[DK and Diddy ride on Funky's plane.]
*DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
*[The plane takes off in the sky, spins down, and turns around.]
*DK and Diddy: WHOAAAAAAAA!!!
*[The plane's machine pops.]
*Diddy: (on the plane) The other way, DK, the other way!
*[The plane flies off to K. Rool's factory. Shows Cranky's hologram and Funky watching over DK and Diddy flying off together.]
*Cranky: It's such a waste.
*Funky: Hang loose, Big C. DK can take care of himself.
*Cranky: I mean your plane.
*[Cranky's hologram disappears.]
*Funky: (frowning) Oh yeah... Bummer.
*[Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy flying on a plane in the sky.]
* DK: Hold on tight, Diddy! Destination: King K. Rool's factory!
* Diddy: Okay then, big buddy.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to King K. Rool, inside his hideout, getting fed up with Bluster, Krusha, and the Kritters' dancing and singing.]
* Bluster, Krusha, and the Kritters: (singing together) 1 banana bunch on the wall, 1 banana bunch, if the bunch should happen to bruise, 1 banana bunch on the wall! 1 banana bunch on the wall, 1 banana bunch, and if that bunch of bananas should bruise...
* Bluster: (singing) No more banana bunches on theeeee wwwwwwaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
* [Bluster bends down coughs after singing.]
* Bluster: (stands up) ONE MORE TIME!
* Bluster, Krusha, and the Kritters: (sing together again) 100 banana bunches on the wall, 100 banana bunches, if the bunch should happen to bruise, 1 banana bunch on the wall!
* K. Rool: (extremely livid and annoyed) THAAAAAAAAAAT'S EENOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!
* [Bluster, Krusha, and the Kritter army stop dancing and singing in an awkward silence.]
* K. Rool: (to Bluster) Onto the platform... Blister!
* Bluster: (walks onto the platform) Those who are about to... work, salute you. (sobbing)
* K. Rool: Good riddance.
* [Before K. Rool is about to push a button, he gets interrupted.]
* DK: (driving the plane) BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!
* [DK arrives inside on a plane along with Diddy who's giggling.]
* K. Rool: The apes are making a move!
* DK: I think I'm getting the hang of this!
* Diddy: (on the plane, giggling) Attaboy, DK!
* [Krusha and the Kritters dash off and hide from DK and Diddy.]
* DK: Hang on, little buddy! Hang on!
* K. Rool: Ah!
* [K. Rool ducks for cover as DK and Diddy fly above him. The plane flies up, turns around, and drops down on the ground. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== 100 Kritters on the Wall ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to King K. Rool getting frustrated inside his hideout after when DK and Diddy arrive on the plane.]
* K. Rool: (growling and yelling) OoooOOOOOOOOHH, WHERE'S THAT SCALY, FANG-TOOTHED FATHEAD KLUMP WHEN I NEED HIM?!?!?!
* [Shows Krusha hiding behind.]
* Krusha: (to K. Rool) Uh, is that, uh, a rhetorical question, your cold-bloodedness?
* [After riding on the plane, DK and Diddy walk up to Bluster.]
* DK: Looks like we made the scene just in time.
* Bluster: Ooh, I am doubly indebted to you now, Donkey Kong.
* [DK and Diddy groan in annoyance.]
* Bluster: You don't sound pleased.
* DK: Never mind, Bluster. Just get in the plane.
* [DK and Diddy let Bluster follow along with them on the plane, but then, K. Rool stops them from doing so.]
* K. Rool: No one's going anywhere. Did I hear someone sing "100 Kritters on the wall"?
* [K. Rool slams a button with his fist, and an army of Kritters, with their weapons powering up, elevate up on platforms. The Kongs look around in fear.]
* Diddy: Um, I, I believe that's supposed to be, uh, "bananas". (nervous giggling)
* K. Rool: Looks like your shift is about to start. Oh, but don't worry, you'll get a coffee break every thousand years or so! Hahaha!
* DK: (to Bluster) Hey Bluster, this is devastating. We're done for, doomed, yet you look...
* Bluster: Curious? Yes, as to what that crab is doing on King K. Rool's back.
* K. Rool: (chuckling) You think someone with my educational background is going to fall for such a desperate, infantile trick as the old crab on the back routine?
* [A crunching noise is heard, meaning that Dixie's pet Crabby has pinched K. Rool's back.]
* K. Rool: (confused) Huh?
* [Cuts to a wide-shot view of the island of Kongo Bongo quaking as K. Rool's loud scream is heard in the distance, then cuts back to K. Rool getting pinched by a crab on his back. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to K. Rool, inside his hideout, who's still getting pinched by Crabby on the back.]
* K. Rool: Ow, ow, ow! Krusha, seize them!
* [Krusha enters in and walks up to DK, Diddy, and Bluster.]
* Krusha: Okay. We're gonna have a good time together.
* Diddy: More like a bad time, if you ask me!
* Bluster: I'll take care of him!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene inside the hideout, with DK, on top of the plane, swinging on a vine and charging at K. Rool.]
* DK: BANAAANAAAA SLAMMA!
* K. Rool: What?
* [K. Rool ducks down from DK's attack, then turns around and sees DK coming for him.]
* K. Rool: (in shock) No!
* [DK swings and kicks K. Rool hard, making him fly off and landing on Krusha, who is lying down, with Diddy and Bluster looking down at them. An army of Kritters walk up slowly and surround Diddy and Bluster.]
* Bluster: What good did that do?
* [DK drops down behind Diddy and Bluster. While the Kritters are still walking up slowly, Diddy quakes in fear.]
* Diddy: Oh, we'll need a miracle to get out of this one!
* DK: How about an out of control general in an out of control mine car?
* [K. Rool, who is lying down on top of Krusha, and the Kritter troops hear General Klump's screaming through the tunnel from the mine. Klump in the minecart comes out of the tunnel and runs over all of the Kritters like bowling pins and chases after K. Rool and Krusha. The two Kremlings alive run away inside a tunnel from Klump, then they leave out of that tunnel and run away to the right, with the Kritters escaping and running away on their own. DK, Diddy, and Bluster, ride inside the plane, manufactured by Funky Kong, and fly out of the hideout and into the sky, safe and sound. Transitions to DK, Diddy, and Bluster having a talk outside Bluster Barrelworks at night.]
* Bluster: Since my crab diversion saved not only you, but your chatterbox buddy as well, we are now even, Donkey Kong.
* DK: You don't know how thankful I am, Bluster.
* Bluster: (pointing at DK) And so you should be. You're much too accident prone to be anywhere near. You're a hazard to my health.
* [Right after Bluster leaves, Dixie comes in and is still searching for her pet Crabby.]
* Dixie: Oh, has anyone seen my pet crab?
* [DK and Diddy look at each other, then a crunching noise is heard again and cuts to the same view of Kongo Bongo quaking as before, but at nighttime and with Bluster screaming loudly from getting pinched by Crabby on the back. Kongo Bongo stops quaking and the whole cutscene ends with fading to black.]
== A Thin Line Between Love and Ape ==
=== Flying Above the White Mountains ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene of Candy and Bluster flying inside the barrel copter above the White Mountains.]
* Candy: Bluster, you think you'd know the way back to your own factory by now.
* Bluster: (driving inside) I guess I'm just a bit distracted by my navigator.
* Candy: Bluster, you know that I'm Donkey Kong's girl. You also know that one day, Donkey Kong is going to...
* Bluster: Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong! What's he got that I don't? I've got a barrel factory, I've got a... uh... barrel factory?
* [Candy sees a giant snowy hill that she and Bluster are going to hit.]
* Candy: BLUSTER!!!
* [Bluster turns around and screams as he sees the snowy hill and controls the copter up and around in the sky, avoiding the damage. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Candy and Bluster inside the barrel copter landing down outside Bluster Barrelworks. DK and Diddy walk by and talk to Candy. Candy hops off the barrel copter.]
* Diddy: (chuckling) You missed a major slam dunk, Candy! Just when King K. Rool was going to put the grab on the Crystal Coconut, DK grabbed him, scrunched him up into a little bowling ball, and used him to knock Klump and Krusha right out of the game! Pow! Uh... Uh-uh, of course, I helped too.
* DK: We came to ask you if you wanted to come on a picnic.
* Diddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah! A banana picnic!
* Candy: Love to. And your timing is perfect. It's my lunch break. (scowling at Bluster) See ya, Bluster.
* [DK, Diddy, and Candy walk away.]
* Bluster: (inside the copter) Ha! That stupid Crystal Coconut may have said that Donkey Kong was going to be the king of Kongo Bongo, but it never said anything about Candy being the queen. I wish I had a chance to ask that Coconut a thing or two. (gets a greedy idea) Hey, wait a minute. If the Crystal Coconut is as wise as I think it is, it could show me a way to get Candy to love me!
* [Bluster flies off on the copter. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Bluster Sneaks In ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster flying on the barrel copter in the sky. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster walking over to Cranky's Cabin while whistling casually. Inside, Cranky spies on Bluster.]
* Cranky: Hmm, what does that blow-hard Bluster want from me?
* [Bluster is about to knock the door, but Cranky opens it.]
* Cranky: (to Bluster) Well?!
* Bluster: (to Cranky) I came here to talk, Cranky. Isn't that what friends are for?
* Cranky: Yes, you're right. That is what friends are for, but that still doesn't explain why you're here.
* Bluster: Please, you know how I feel about Candy, right?
* Cranky: More importantly, I know how she feels about you.
* Bluster; That doesn't change my concern for Candy's well-being.
* Cranky: Huh?
* Bluster: She went on a picnic with Donkey Kong... To Orchid Valley!
* Cranky: (shocked) Did you say "ORCHID VALLEY"?!
* Bluster: It's a bad place, isn't it?
* Cranky: You bet your barrels it's bad. Those orchids are deadly poisonous this time of year.
* Bluster: Really?
* Cranky: Someone's got to warn them.
* Bluster; I'm terribly allergic to orchids.
* Cranky: So you suppose you think I should go after them, huh? And just leave you here all alone with the Coconut?
* Bluster: (quakes in fear) I sneeze till it hurts!
* Cranky: Oh, fine. (proceeds to leave out of his cabin) I'm only doing this 'cause I got no choice. Bluster, don't let anyone near the Crystal Coconut.
* Bluster: Oh, you can count on me, Cranky. I won't let anyone near it.
* [Cranky runs off and Bluster sneaks inside the cabin and grabs Cranky's cane in front of the metalic blue case.]
* Bluster: Of course, I'm not just anyone. (laughing)
* [Bluster bangs the cane on the ground, and the blue case magically opens and reveals the Crystal Coconut.]
* Bluster: (to the Coconut) Now, how do I get you to tell me how to get Candy to love me?
* [The Crystal Coconut shows symbols of a heart, a flower, a berry stem, a bee, and a banana root.]
* Bluster: I think it's trying to tell me something.
* [The Coconut then shows symbols of a beaker, a heart, and a number nine.]
* Bluster: A beaker, a heart and a number 9. Hmm... A LOVE POTION?
* [The Coconut shows a "BINGO" symbol.]
* Bluster: (chuckling) And this must be the formula! Root, berry, flower, bee...
* [Shows a shot of two green reptile hands, which belong to Klump, forming a binocular outside the cabin, spying on Bluster.]
* Klump: (off-screen) Interesting... Very interesting...
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Ingredient Finding ===
==== Intro Pt.1 (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster, inside Cranky's Cabin, banging the cane on the ground, making the Crystal Coconut case close by itself.]
*Bluster: Two banana roots, three bees.
*[DK, Diddy, and Cranky enter and open the doors hard, making Bluster shriek and turn around to the three Kongs in shock. Cranky pants.]
*Bluster: You gave me such a shock!
*[Cranky, with incoherent gasping dialogue, yells at Bluster.]
*Diddy: (to Bluster) What he's trying to say is, uh... (translates what Cranky says) "Forget that, you overgrown primate."
*Cranky: (gasping and panting)
*Diddy: (translating) Uh, "What's going on?"
*Bluster: What's going on, indeed!
*Cranky: (gasping)
*Diddy: (still translating) "You tell me. Donkey Kong and Candy were never headed..."
*Cranky: (still gasping and panting)
*Diddy: "...To Orchid Valley, and you know it!"
*Bluster: (raises his hand up) I could've sworn that's where they said they were going.
*[Bluster dashes out of the cabin.]
*Cranky: The Coconut!
*[Stomps his foot three times and the blue Crystal Coconut case opens up.]
*DK: Well, it's still here, Cranky.
*Cranky: True. But I don't trust that snaky simian.
*[Cuts to Bluster whistling and walking out of Cranky's Cabin. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Intro Pt.2 ====
* [Fades to Bluster walking through the jungle, with his list of ingredients for his love potion.]
* Bluster: Before I make a love potion, I must find two banana roots, some berries, a flower, and three bees. This'll really make Candy so proud of me! And even Mother will be proud of me, too.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Banana Roots ====
* [Fades to Bluster, in the jungle, with a handful of banana roots.]
* Bluster: Two banana roots, check!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Berries ====
* [Fades to Bluster with a handful of berries.]
* Bluster: They look nice. They might be very useful for making some berry juice.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Flower ====
* [Fades to Bluster picking up a flower.]
* Bluster: Yes. I just need three flower petals.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Bees/Ending ====
* [Fades to Bluster finding a bee hive in the jungle.]
* Bluster: (gasps) So, this is where the honey is stored inside, hmm?
* [Bluster sneaks and walks over to the hive and quietly snatches it out of the tree. Just then, the bees come out of the hive that Bluster's holding. Bluster stares in shock as the bees attack him. Bluster runs away and screams in horror while holding the hive and getting chased by the bees. Fades to black.]
=== Mixing Up a Potion ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime. Inside, Bluster has completed his list of ingredients and mixes up a potion.]
* Bluster: Finally, a love potion, and it's mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Level then starts with Bluster mixing up ingredients and a potion for a sprayer.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha, outside Bluster Barrelworks at night, spying on Bluster.]
* K. Rool: A love potion. (chuckling) Perfect! Exactly what I need.
* Klump: I didn't know you had a sweetie pie, K. Rool, sir.
* K. Rool: Oh, I do. (laughing) I do! The Crystal Coconut!
* Krusha; Mm, coconut pie. Yum. I like coco...
* [K. Rool and Klump give Krusha a "shut up" look.]
* Krusha: ...nut.
* [Inside the factory, Bluster has finished making a love potion.]
* Bluster: There, now all I have to do is use this sprayer full of love potion on Candy, and begin my new life!
* ???: Yoo-hoo, Blusty!
* [Bluster hears a voice calling his name. Outside, K. Rool is tricking Bluster by impersonating Candy Kong.]
* K. Rool: (impersonating Candy) Can I come in?
* [Klump and Krusha snicker.]
* Bluster: (off-screen) Candy? (stammering) Uh... Just a minute.
* [Cuts back to Bluster inside the factory.]
* Bluster: (singsongy) I've got a big surprise for you!
* [K. Rool, Klump, and Krusha barge inside the factory, scaring Bluster right off. Bluster drops his love potion sprayer.]
* Bluster: You gave me such a shock.
* K. Rool: (grabs the sprayer off the ground) Not much compared to what you're about to get! (laughing) Krusha!
* Bluster: Huh?
* [Zooms to Krusha, who's about to attack Bluster. Bluster screams and runs away, and Krusha chases after him.]
* Bluster: HEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!
* K. Rool: Now, let's see. How shall I determine if his love potion really works?
* [King K. Rool tries to test the sprayer full of love potion by spraying some pink mist on General Klump. Klump coughs.]
* K. Rool: (to Klump) Well, Klump, how are you?
* Klump: (hypnotized by the love potion) Filled with joy and rapture at the very sight of your loveliness, my liege.
* K. Rool: (laughing) Ten out of ten.
* Klump: I pledge my endless love and devotion to you, sir.
* K. Rool: At ease, general!
* Klump: Oh, call me Klumpy. For I love you, King K. Rool, sir. In the way that only a gator can love a croc.
* [K. Rool is getting worried, annoyed, and disturbed by Klump's unhealthy love for him.]
* K. Rool: KRUSHAAAA!!!
* [Krusha trapped Bluster inside the barrel and places it on the conveyor belt.]
* Bluster: (inside the barrel) Let me out!
* Krusha: There ya go.
* Bluster: Mommy?
* Krusha: Heh, nice and cozy.
* [Krusha walks over to K. Rool and Klump.]
* Bluster: HEEEEELP!
* K. Rool: (to Krusha) Deal with this, Krusha! (disgusted grunting)
* [Klump gets kicked out of the barrel factory by Krusha and lands on the ground very hard.]
* Klump: (off-screen) Ugh! (lightheaded) Love hurts...
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Big Buddy Search ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Diddy Kong walking in the jungle.]
* Diddy: Okay, now where has Donkey Kong gone off to this time? He would've not run off somewhere! Big buddy? Hey!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. The player starts playing as Diddy in the jungle.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Donkey Kong barging inside Bluster Barrelworks at daytime. He's searching for Bluster.]
* DK: BLUSTEEERRR, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
* Bluster: (trapped inside a barrel) In here.
* [DK sees a barrel that Bluster's trapped in, on the conveyor belt.]
* DK: You try and steal my girlfriend, and you're gonna answer to ME!
* Bluster: (trapped inside a barrel) No, no! What makes you think I would do a thing like that?
* DK: Spill, Bluster, what have you done with my Candy?
* Bluster: Nothing. But I did overhear King K. Rool mention her name.
* DK: (in horror) KING K. ROOL?!
* [DK leaves the factory, while Diddy enters inside.]
* Diddy: Hey!
* [Diddy leaves and follows DK leaving through the doors.]
* Diddy: Wait for me!
* Bluster: But what about me? Let me out! (rolls off the conveyor belt backwards) HEEEEELP!
* [Shows DK and Diddy outside Bluster Barrelworks.]
* DK: (to Diddy) You go get Cranky and tell him what's going on.
* Diddy: (to DK) And what about you?
* DK: I'm going to King K. Rool's to rescue Candy.
* [DK and Diddy split up and leave. Bluster escapes out of the barrel that he's trapped in and enters outside the factory.]
* Bluster: "I'm going to King K. Rool's to rescue Candy." Hmph. I will save Candy. And with the help of my love potion, I will finally get the girl!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Getting the Love Potion Back ===
==== Activating Barrel Copter Mode ====
* [Fades to Bluster hopping inside his barrel copter.]
* Bluster: Does that big, hairy ape Donkey Kong think that he's got what he takes to fall in love with Candy? I don't think so! Hold on Candy, your true love will arrive at any moment!
* [Bluster starts his engine, and the barrel copter flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Entering King K. Rool's Hideout ====
* [Fades to the barrel copter arriving outside King K. Rool's hideout and landing on the ground. Bluster hops off.]
* Bluster: Now, I must bring the potion back!
* [Bluster runs inside the hideout. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Cranky inside King K. Rool's hideout. Diddy and Cranky walk over to DK. Cranky's holding the Crystal Coconut.]
* DK: (laughing) Well, that's the last of that potion.
* [Diddy, in shock, turns around at Bluster stealing the potion barrel.]
* Diddy: I'm not so sure of that. (pointing to Bluster) Look.
* [Bluster is seen stealing a barrel with a pink heart painted on it and leaving out of the hideout.]
* Bluster: I'll get Candy yet, Donkey Kong! Ha-ha!
* DK: Maybe sooner than you think. (calls out for Candy) Hey, Candy!
* Bluster: Huh?
* [Candy appears out of nowhere and hits Bluster with a barrel.]
* Candy: Special delivery for Bluster!
* [Bluster gets hit and falls on the ground. Bluster lets go of the love potion barrel and it flies off in the ceiling. Just then, the love potion falls down on Bluster's head.]
* Bluster: (with his head trapped inside the barrel) Ouch!
* [DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy laugh at Bluster's defeat, then stare in shock and disappointment.]
* DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy: (in unison) Oh, no.
* [Bluster, without his head trapped inside the barrel, looks at his reflection in the mirror with hearts floating around him.]
* Bluster: Well, hello, there.
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, Cranky, and Candy, back at the cabin, staring at the Crystal Coconut, back in its place of honor. The blue Crystal Coconut case closes.]
* Cranky: Kongo Bongo can rest a little easier tonight, knowing that the Crystal Coconut is back where it should be.
* Diddy: (to Cranky) You can say that again.
* Candy: I'm just glad we've seen the last of that love potion. That stuff was powerful.
* DK: (to Candy) It sure was. Anything that is powerful enough to get someone to love King K. Rool should be locked up forever.
* Candy: (to DK) Don't worry, Donkey Kong, you know I'll always be your girl.
* Cranky: (outside the cabin) Now, don't start getting all sappy in there. I think there's enough love around here as it is.
* DK, Diddy, and Candy: Huh?
* Cranky: Come out here.
* [The four Kongs enter outside the cabin and watch Bluster, down below in the jungle. Bluster is holding and looking at two of his reflections in two mirrors in his hand, with three big mirrors standing on the ground.]
* Bluster: (in love with himself) Ooh, you look marvelous, you simian specimen! What's your sign? Hey, beautiful, what are you doing the rest of your life? (humming "Here Comes the Bride") I hear the wedding bells.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster ==
=== Tonic Mix ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a view of Bluster Barrelworks. Funky is nailing a poster of "Funky's Bodacious Bistro" into the door, but gets his thumb hurt by a hammer.]
* Funky: (exclaiming in pain) OH, MAN! OOH, AH, AH, AH!! OUCH!!! That's a bummer on the thumber!
* [Candy comes out of the factory and notices a poster of Funky's new restaurant on the ground and picks it up.]
* Candy: (looking at the poster) Hey, Funky, what's this you dropped?
* [Bluster appears behind the door and becomes angry at Candy for playing hooky.]
* Bluster: Does nobody work around here?!
* Funky: (to Candy and Bluster) Hold that, hold that, dude. I was just putting up a poster, and Candy is lending me a paw. That's from my new eatsemporium, Funky's Bodacious Bistro. The mind-blowing grand opening is tonight.
* Bluster: (to Candy) Mmm, well, Candy, should I allow you the honor of accompanying me?
* Candy: HAHAH, GO ON A DATE WITH YOU?! (laughs mockingly and hysterically) Dream on, Bluster!
* [DK and Diddy appear and see Candy laughing at Bluster. DK and Diddy look at each other and laugh along with Candy. Funky laughs as well. Different shots of people laughing are DK and Candy, then Funky, then Diddy, and finally shows a shot of Bluster becoming annoyed until it zooms out to the four Kongs DK, Diddy, Candy, and Funky, who're still laughing.]
* DK: (stops laughing) So what were we laughing about?
* Candy: (to DK) Bluster asked me to the opening of Funky's new restaurant tonight.
* [The four Kongs, except Bluster, laugh again. DK doesn't get the point.]
* DK: I don't get it.
* Candy: Well, as if I'd go with him when you'll be taking me.
* DK: (to Candy) Yeah, of course I'm taking you. Who else would take you? If you're going, I'm taking you.
* Diddy: (whispering to DK) Psst, DK, what about the big game tonight?
* DK: (to Candy) Uh, Candy, sorry, I can't take you. Big game on the tube. "BIG... GAME!"
* [Candy becomes extremely furious and jealous at DK, while Diddy, Funky, and Bluster walk away slowly.]
* Candy: WHAT?! YOU'RE CHOOSING A STUPID BALLGAME OVER ME?!
* DK: B-b-b-but-but it's the championship! Can't we go tomorrow night? That way, we'll know if anybody got food poisoning tonight.
* Candy: NO! Tomorrow's too late! You act like you're the only fish in the sea, Donkey Kong. Well, here's a news flash... YOU'RE NOT!!!
* [Candy storms off and breaks up with DK.]
* DK: Ah, Candy, come on! Don't be like that!
* [While Candy is storming off, Klump, hiding behind a bush, spies on her. Cuts back to DK, with Diddy who appears again.]
* Diddy: Obviously NOT a ball fan.
* [DK and Diddy go inside the factory, while Funky works on putting up some posters on the door and wall. Fades to black, then fades to a scene of Bluster, inside his factory, who's finished combing his hair in the mirror.]
* Bluster: There, how could Candy possibly resist me now. (noticing his shedding hair pieces on his hair comb) What's this? Hair, my hair?
* [Cuts to an outside view of Bluster Barrelworks.]
* Bluster: AAAAAAAH, MY HAIR'S FALLING OUT!!!
* [Cuts back to Bluster, who's panicking about his shedding hair.]
* Bluster: Don't panic, don't panic! I've got just the tonic.
* [Bluster goes through his barrel closet with his collection of tonics.]
* Bluster: "For beautiful manageable hair." "For full body hair." "For silky hair." What about falling-out hair?! Keep calm. I'll... I'll combine them all together.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Level then starts with Bluster mixing his tonics all together in a bowl inside his factory.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene with Bluster inside his factory who finished making a serum a bowl. Bluster looks through the back of the tonic, with an icon of a smiling monkey head with cool glasses and an Elvis Presley-esque hair on the front.]
* Bluster: "Don't mix with any other products. Don't ask us why; just don't." Hmph!
* [Bluster throws away the tonic, and the sound of glass smashing is heard.]
* Bluster: (smells the serum and backs away from it) Urgh, what a smell. I can't use this.
* [Bluster goes back to his mirror and combs his hair.]
* Bluster: So what if I've lost a bit of hair? (stares in shock at his comb full of shedding hair) AAAAAAH!!! MORE HAIR!!! I'M SHEDDING!!!!!!
* [Bluster goes back to his tonic bowl that he left on top of the barrel. He dips his hair comb on the bowl, and tries to fix his hair with it. Just then, it cuts to the outside view of Bluster Barrelworks as the sounds of explosions and Bluster's exclaiming and yelling are heard inside the factory. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== A New Look ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster's point-of-view, inside his factory, lying back on the ground. He then stands up, groaning, with a deep and handsome voice.]
* Bluster: (with a deep and handsome voice) My, oh, my... What happened? And, why do I sound so... cool?
* [Bluster looks at his hands and feet, but what he found different on his chest was a gold necklace he's wearing. He then looks at himself in the mirror. He's wearing a cool hairdo and sunglasses.]
* Bluster: Whoa, mama.... Lookin' good. Mmm-mmm. I look like a GOD! I've transformed myself into... Leo Luster!
* [Shows Bluster, who is now Leo Luster, opening the doors and walking out of Bluster Barrelworks, in a very cool way. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene in the jungle of Diddy and Candy looking at K. Rool, Klump, and Krusha on the minecart, driving off together on the railroad with the Crystal Coconut.]
* K. Rool: (laughing maniacally while holding the Coconut) I'm king of the world!
* Diddy: Leaping lizards, K. Rool's got the Crystal Coconut!
* [DK walks back in the jungle, then watches K. Rool and his goons driving off, and chases after them.]
* Krusha and K. Rool: (both seeing DK chasing after them) Huh?
* [Klump sees Leo Luster on the track.]
* Klump: What?
* [Klump slams the blue stop button on the cart. The Kremlings stop in a halt for Leo Luster.]
* DK: BANAAAAAANAAAAAAAAA... (sees Leo Luster) Huh?
* Leo Luster: Watch how a real ape saves the day, daddy-o!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== I'm Leo Luster ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to a scene in the jungle of Donkey Kong, Diddy, and Candy watching Leo Luster meeting up with King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha on the minecart.]
* DK: Now just a minute, that's MY job!
* [Shows a shot view of Leo Luster. K. Rool forces Leo Luster to leave.]
* K. Rool: (to Leo) GET OFF THE TRACK!!
* Leo Luster: Not a doin'. You're gonna stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.
* [Leo takes off his sunglasses. A shining transition shows Leo Luster snapping his fingers, making him become electric.]
* Leo Luster: And irresistible is what I am, baby.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Level then starts as a dance sequence with Leo Luster.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Leo Luster in the jungle, who has the Crystal Coconut in his hand, talking to King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha on the minecart track.]
* Leo Luster: (spinning and balancing the Crystal Coconut with one finger like a basketball) Now get along, little doggies. (makes a "devil horns" symbol with his hand) Vamooch!
* K. Rool: (hypnotized by Leo Luster) Yes... sir.
* [K. Rool and his goons drive away. Leo Luster gives DK back the Crystal Coconut.]
* Leo Luster: Here you go, banana breath. (to Candy) Luster's the name. Leo Luster. I'm charmed, baby, and I know you must be too. (kisses Candy's hand)
* Candy: (hypnotized in love by Leo Luster) Call me Candy.
* [Jealous, DK comes from behind Candy and talks to Leo.]
* DK: Call me Donkey Kong, Candy's boyfriend!
* Leo Luster: (to DK) Don't you have to go polish that glass bobbin of yours?
* [Leo Luster pushes DK away and holds onto Candy. DK is about to bonk Leo with the Crystal Coconut, but Diddy stops him and pushes him back.]
* Diddy: Come on, DK, never mind him! Just 'cause he's handsome and charming and a great dresser... You've got lots of great qualities too.
* DK: Like what?
* [DK and Diddy walk away. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Making the Serum Again ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades with a shot of a tree with "DK + CK" written on a heart carving, then moves to a shot of Leo Luster talking to Candy Kong.]
* Leo Luster: I hear there's a romantic little snack shack opening up in the p.m. What's, say, we make the scene?
* Candy: I'd love to scene... I mean, go...
* Leo Luster: Then it's a date. (back to Bluster's voice) SAY ABOUT 8:00?
* Candy: Huh?
* [Leo becomes embarrased and gets his voice changed]
* Leo Luster: (voice changing from cool to Bluster) Oh. COOL! UH-huh, gotta go.
* [Leo Luster leaves and hides in the jungle.]
* Leo Luster: See you...THERE!
* [Candy watches Leo Luster exploding off-screen. Cuts back to Leo Luster, who's now Bluster again.]
* Bluster: Uh-oh, I'm... I'm testing. Testing. I'm the boss, and the boss says... This can't be good. I'm me again. I've got to make more serum if I'm going to keep my date with Candy.
* [Bluster runs away back to his factory. Klump appears and watches.]
* Klump: Well, get me in dubbin'. It's Bluster.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Bluster using up all of the tonics for his bowl, inside the factory.]
* Bluster: Think, Bluster, think. A little of this, some of that, a whole lot of the other thing.
* [Bluster is sweating and holds the smoking serum bowl.]
* Bluster: The same weird looking smoke. (sniffing) Yuck, the same putrid smell. All right, here goes nothing.
* [Outside Bluster Barrelworks, K. Rool, Klump, and Krusha sneak and go inside. Cuts to a shot of Bluster's hair comb dipping in the serum, then cuts to DK and Diddy walking over to the factory, then cuts back to Bluster, combing his hair with the serum again. The factory explodes again, along with Bluster's screaming heard inside, spooking K. Rool, Klump, and Krusha, before they were about to enter.]
* K. Rool: It sounds like our friend Bluster, or perhaps... his dapper doppelganger. (laughing)
* [K. Rool and his men walk inside. Cuts back to DK and Diddy]
* Diddy: That sounded like a zebra having his stripes removed.
* [DK and Diddy walk inside. Back at Bluster Barrelworks, Bluster is shown all bald and nude without a mustache, with a big pile of his hair on top of the table.]
* Bluster: My hair, IT'S GONE! Now what have I done?! Mumsie's going to disown me!
* [Bluster grabs the green tonic and pours some on the bowl.]
* Bluster: What was that formula?
* [Klump and Krusha laugh evilly. K. Rool shushes at Klump. Klump salutes and shushes at Krusha, who shushes the same as well, but doesn't see anyone behind him.]
* Krusha: Ee-oh...
* [The Kremling trio crouch and watch Bluster sprinkling a pink-colored ingredient on the serum.]
* Bluster: The last of the ingredients. This had better turn me back into Leo Luster or, I'm up the creek without a pompadour!
* [DK and Diddy knock the door outside.]
* DK: Hey, Bluster, are you in there?
* [Bluster hears DK and Diddy calling for him.]
* Bluster: Oh, no. I can't let that lummox see me like this.
* [Bluster runs around with the serum and places it on top of the barrel. DK gets tired of Bluster not listening to him and pushes the door open.]
* DK: Bluster!
* [Bluster shuts the door, pushing DK away.]
* DK: Yow!
* Bluster: Sorry, DK, you can't come in. I'm... Uh... I'm taking a bath in my money. You know, it's Friday night.
* [While Bluster is not letting DK inside his factory, K. Rool quietly snatches Bluster's serum.]
* DK: Whatever, Bluster. I just want to talk to Candy.
* Bluster: She's not here. I gave her the day off with pay to get ready for some big date. Well, love to chat, but my money bath is losing interest. Gotta go, bye-bye!
* Diddy: Bluster gave Candy the day off with pay? Something's fishy here!
* DK: Come on, let's go.
* [DK and Diddy leave. Bluster walks over to the barrel and sees his serum is not here.]
* Bluster: My secret formula, it's... it's...
* K. Rool: Safe and sound with me, Bluster!
* [Shows General Klump, Krusha, and King K. Rool, holding Bluster's serum bowl.]
* K. Rool: Or should I say... "Leo Luster?"
* [Bluster gasps and tries to bring the serum back, but K. Rool will not let him.]
* Bluster: Give me that. I'll need that tonight.
* K. Rool: I'll give it to you on one condition, Smoothie! You get me... THE CRYSTAL COCONUT!
* [Bluster is outnumbered. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Dinner With Candy ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to the cabin at nighttime, while Cranky is away from Kongo Bongo Island. Inside, Diddy is watching the ballgame on the TV.]
* Announcer: (on the TV) And now tonight's starting line-up, brought to you by the Barrel of Monkeys' Funeral Home.
* [DK appears blocking the TV that Diddy's watching.]
* Diddy: Come on, DK. Sit down and relax, will you? The game's about to start. (laughing)
* DK: How can I relax? Candy's going to have dinner with that, that... big ape!
* [Bluster, who got his hair and mustache back, and is not nude anymore, opens the door.]
* Bluster: Yoo-hoo, anyone home? It's me. Don't get up.
* Diddy: Who's getting up?
* Bluster: Candy asked me to tell you she's changed her mind and she wants you to meet her at Funky's.
* DK: Yes! She really had me worried there for a second.
* Bluster: Well, what are you waiting for? You two go, and I'll call you at Funky's with the score.
* [Bluster picks Diddy off the couch.]
* Diddy: I'd better stay and watch the game... oh, I mean the Crystal Coconut, heh!
* [Bluster puts Diddy on DK's arms.]
* Bluster: You make sure Donkey Kong gets there on time.
* [Bluster pushes DK and Diddy outside.]
* Bluster: I'll guard the coconut, and I won't even charge you for it.
* DK: Thanks, Bluster.
* [Bluster slams the doors and walks off inside. DK and Diddy are outside.]
* Diddy: First Bluster gave Candy the day off. Now he's helping you get back together with her? I tell you, there's something not right here.
* [DK drops Diddy on the ground and walks off.]
* Diddy: Ouch!
* [The two Kongs leave. K. Rool, Klump, and Krusha appear and climb up to enter inside the cabin. Cuts back to Bluster looking through the Crystal Coconut.]
* Bluster: It seems such a waste to give this to that slimy salamander.
* [K. Rool and his men open the door.]
* K. Rool: (to Bluster) Flattery will get you nowhere. At last, the moment of triumph is at my greedy little fingertips once more!
* [K. Rool is about to steal the Coconut, but Bluster prevents him.]
* Bluster: We had a deal: the Crystal Coconut for my serum.
* [K. Rool snatches the Coconut out of Bluster's hand.]
* Bluster: Would love to chat, but I've got a heavy date. Toodles!
* [Klump and Krusha watch Bluster run out of the cabin.]
* K. Rool: (with the Crystal Coconut) And now, ALL OF KONGO BONGO!!!
* [Krusha yawns and Klump is not paying attention to K. Rool.]
* K. Rool: Yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda... I'll be supreme ruler, all right? Let's go.
* [The three Kremlings leave off with the Coconut. Fades to a shot of the Crystal Coconut's case, opened. The case is empty, meaning that the Coconut's stolen.]
* Diddy: I tell ya, big buddy, we've got tons of time! Candy's probably still getting ready. You know how she likes to keep you waiting. (giggling)
* DK: Diddy, the Crystal Coconut is gone!
* [Diddy sees that the Crystal Coconut is not on the pedestal of the case.]
* DK and Diddy: BLUSTER!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Funky Kong, at the Kongo Bongo beach, holding a plate of banana fish, looking up and watching an explosion coming from the background distance. He then walks back to his place.]
* Funky: Wuh-oh, looks like rain! Cosmic bummer!
* [Inside Funky's Bodacious Bistro, Candy is bored. Funky comes in and brings her a plate of banana fish.]
* Funky: (to Candy) Banana fish, Candy?
* Candy: Uh... urgh... no thanks, Funky. I'm trying to cut down.
* [DK and Diddy enter inside.]
* DK: Candy, Funky, Bluster stole the Crystal Coconut.
* Candy: DK, what are you doing here?
* [Leo Luster arrives.]
* Leo Luster: Hey, baby, sorry I'm tardy.
* [Leo Luster walks over to Candy.]
* DK: Huh?
* [Leo Luster kisses Candy's hand.]
* Candy: I didn't... (hypnotized by Leo Luster again) Were you late?
* Leo Luster: Oh, by the way, Ray, about your little glass charm. I just saw three lizards making, like, Splitsville with it. (leaves)
* Candy: Well, I guess someone should get it back, or K. Rool will become the ruler of Kongo Bongo.
* DK: And that SOMEONE has always been me, Leo. (noticing Leo Luster gone) Hey, where did he go?
* Leo Luster: (appears again) The first rule of cool: never send a chimp to do an ape's job.
* [Leo Luster dashes off.]
* DK: Forget it, Luster. That's my job!
* [DK chases after Leo Luster.]
* DK: And I don't need any help!
* Diddy: (busy eating Funky's banana fish rolls) I'm right behind you, DK. Mmm. What do you call these?
* Funky: Banana fish rolls.
* Diddy: (disgusted) Banana? Fish?
* [Diddy retches. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Leo Goes to K. Rool's Hideout ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK chasing after Leo Luster in the jungle at night.]
* DK: I'm gonna get there first, even if you won't!
* Leo Luster: No way, Jose, I'm getting there first!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Leo Luster walking over to the entrance outside of King K. Rool's hideout at night.]
* DK: (off-screen) Hold it right there, Luster.
* [DK appears and tries to tackle Leo Luster, but he misses.]
* Leo Luster: Hey, watch the material, Muriel.
* DK: (gets up) If anyone's going to get the Crystal Coconut back, it's going to be me.
* Leo Luster: I don't Einstein so, and I don't need any assist, so consider this a diss, Miss.
* [Klump is holding a barrel at the top of a cliff.]
* Klump: Hey, monkeys, incoming!
* [Klump throws the barrel at DK and Leo. The barrel crashes on top of them, making the cutscene end at a black screen.]
=== Leo Luster is Back, Baby! ===
==== Intro (FMV) ====
* [Fades to DK and Bluster trapped in a golden cage by King K. Rool inside his hideout, along with Klump and Krusha. DK wakes up.]
* DK: (sighing) What?
* K. Rool: (laughing) I can't wait to see the look on Cranky's face when he gets back.
* Klump: Aye-aye, Your Smugness... He should be a might surprised! Yes, sir!
* [K. Rool grabs the Crystal Coconut from Klump's hand and laughs. Cuts back to DK and Bluster inside the cage.]
* DK: All right, Luster, do that thing you do with your eyes and get Krusha to open this cage.
* Bluster: Oh, it's easy for you to say, just twinkle twinkle. Well, it's not that simple, I'll have you know.
* DK: (noticing Bluster's here with him and not Leo Luster) Bluster, what are you doing here? What did you do with Leo?
* Bluster: Leo? Yes, Leo. About Leo, the truth is... I'm Leo.
* DK: Hey, Bluster, even I'm not that dumb.
* Bluster: Alas it's true; I am Leo, or at least I was. I accidentally made some serum that changed me into him.
* DK: WHAT?! Well, you're not help to me as you, unless... Mmm, maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you can still hypnotize them.
* [DK stands up and strongly breaks himself out of the rope he's tied to, and tears out the rope Bluster's tied to.]
* Bluster: I could do that. (brings out his vial of serum) Or I could just use the last of my serum and really hypnotize them.
* DK: That would work too.
* [DK pats Bluster on the back, but accidentally made Bluster drop the vial. The vial breaks in half on the ground.]
* DK: Whoops.
* Bluster: At least it would have, if you weren't such a clumsy klutz!
* [DK holds two bars from the cage and looks at Krusha.]
* DK: (to Bluster) We've only got one choice: you have to become Leo without the serum.
* Bluster: What are you babbling about? How can I become him? I'm just filthy rich but snivelling coward Bluster.
* DK: Believe it or not, somewhere deep down inside of you, Bluster, you're Leo Luster. The serum just brought it out.
* Bluster: (singing off-key) I'm Leo Luster... Ugh, me-me-me... Maybe take a trip! (stops singing) Ugh, that, that's not it.
* [Bluster tries to transform into Leo Luster. He vibrates and starts becoming electric. Bluster yells. A shining transition shows Leo Luster inside the cage, after the transformation.]
* Leo Luster: I'm back, baby.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. Level then starts as another Leo Luster dance sequence.]
==== Klump Boss Intro (After the Dance Sequence) (FMV) ====
* [Fades to Krusha, inside K. Rool's hideout, hypnotized by Leo Luster.]
* Krusha: (with the key) I can do that.
* [Krusha opens the gate with the key, then DK and Leo Luster escape from the cage.]
* DK: All right, Leo, HIT 'EM!
*[K. Rool and Klump react in fear.]
*K. Rool and Klump: Uh-oh.
* [Klump puts some special goggles on K. Rool's eyes.]
* Klump: Try this: special military issue night-vision goggles, so he can't hypnotize you.
* K. Rool: (wearing goggles) I can't see a thing, Klump!
* [Leo Luster takes off his sunglasses and tries to hypnotize K. Rool and Klump, but turns back to Bluster.]
* Bluster: Uhh, that's all the cool I got.
* K. Rool: Klump, get me out of here now!
* DK: Oh, no, you don't. BANANAAAAA SLAMMA!!!
* [Klump stares in shock at DK, then runs away. DK tackles K. Rool, with the Crystal Coconut flying out of K. Rool's hand, and goggles flying out of K. Rool's eyes. The Crystal Coconut lands on the moving minecart.]
* DK: (chases after the Crystal Coconut) Gotta go!
* [The Crystal Coconut on the minecart moves off, and K. Rool chases after DK, who's getting the Coconut. Klump follows K. Rool, but Bluster makes him trip and fall. Bluster cheers. Klump gets up, then growls and chases after Bluster.]
* Bluster: Uh-oh!
* [Klump tackles Bluster. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending (After Defeating Klump) (FMV) ====
* [Fades to K. Rool laughing and getting away with the Crystal Coconut while riding on the minecart inside the hideout at night. K. Rool turns around and sees Donkey Kong on the track.]
* K. Rool: Get out of the way! Nothing is stopping me this time!
* DK: Not a doin'. You're gonna stop because that's what you do when you're faced with an irresistible force.
* [DK punches K. Rool off the track. K. Rool becomes defeated. The Crystal Coconut falls on DK's hand.]
* DK: That's it.
* [Transitions to Candy, inside Funky's Bodacious Bistro, who's still bored. DK talks to Bluster.]
* DK: You know the deal, Bluster. Go over and tell Candy the truth.
* Bluster: Must I?
* [DK gives Bluster the fist. Bluster sighs and proceeds to tell Candy the truth.]
* Bluster: (to Candy) Candy, there's something I have to tell you. You see, the truth is...
* Candy: (to Bluster) Have you seen that handsome Leo Luster anywhere?
* Bluster: Oh, that's just it. I'm Leo Luster.
* [Candy becomes confused, then laughs at Bluster.]
* Bluster: IT'S TRUE! I mixed up a secret formula and somehow became Leo. I'm sure you couldn't help noticing the similarities, mmm, Candy, mmm?
* [Bluster tries to kiss Candy, but DK pushes him off.]
* DK: I'll take it from here, Bluster. (to Candy) See, no more Leo Luster. (sits with Candy on the couch) Just good old Donkey Kong, your favorite guy, and I'm here to have a romantic dinner with you, just us. How does that sound?
* Candy: Well, okay, I guess, just so long as you know the score, DK.
* DK: (gets off the couch) SCORE?! Oh, I almost forgot! (to Candy) Be right back after the game! See you, Candy!
* [DK dashes off.]
* Candy: DONKEY KOOONG!!!!!!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== The Return of the Pirates ==
=== Candy's Never Here ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Bluster Barrelworks at nighttime, where Bluster is finishing his business working inside, while his employee Candy is not around.]
* Bluster: (yawning) Ah... Another normal night at the Barrelworks, and Candy is never around here. Maybe, I should just work alone without her, and doze off very...
* [Bluster sleeps on the job. Fades to black. A time card shows up saying "The Next Day..." then fades away. Fades to Bluster Barrelworks in the morning. Bluster sleeps inside, then wakes up.]
* Bluster: Ah! Uh, Mommy? Oh, dear, it's already morning time, I have to get Candy!
* [Bluster starts running out of his factory to find Candy, and the cutscene fades to black and ends.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Bluster running and panting in the Kongo Bongo beachfront.]
* Bluster: Where is she?
* DK and Candy: (off-screen) Hey, Bluster.
* [Shows DK and Candy together again, after that silly little incident when DK left for the ballgame with Diddy, leaving Candy behind and alone.]
* Bluster: Ah, I should've noticed. Candy! Why aren't you at the Barrelworks? I've been doing your job last night since you were gone!
* DK: (to Bluster) Good news, me and Candy are together forever again, right?
* Bluster: I see... Well, Candy, I still want you inside my factory.
* Candy: But me and DK have been planning our date together.
* Bluster: No buts, Candy! It isn't Bluster Barrelworks without you! I'm the boss, and I say, follow me!
* [Bluster walks away.]
* DK: Candy, we'll still have our date together, won't we?
* Candy: I think we should continue soon. See you, DK!
* [Candy walks off with Bluster.]
* DK: Farewell, then.
* [Fades to DK's hut. Diddy, while relaxing on his tire swing, talks with DK.]
* Diddy: So, how was the ballgame on the TV, big buddy? Oh, and, uh, how was Candy?
* DK: Our date worked better than I thought! You know, after I watched that game inside the cabin with you, I came back to Candy and had to apologize. She's forgiven me and now we got our date continued again. But, now, she's working at Bluster's again.
* Diddy: Wow. So, that means she's not angry at you for leaving her?
* DK: Nope, she was worried sick being alone at Funky's without me.
* Diddy: Well, I'm glad that your date with me AND Candy's were very great! (leaves out of the hut and goes to the elevator barrel) Imma be out fishing with Dixie at the lake, you go without me, okay?
* DK: Sure, little buddy.
* [Diddy presses the elevator down button and goes inside the elevator barrel. The barrel goes down. DK walks in, the elevator barrel shows up, he punches the elevator down button and goes down inside the barrel.]
=== Bluster's Gone? ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to Candy working inside Bluster Barrelworks.]
* Bluster: So, tell me why you're not at my factory.
* Candy: Well, you see, Bluster, I was just alone and worried sick at Funky's because DK didn't wanna join with me for dinner! Then, DK came back and told me an apology, and did I get mad at him again?
* Bluster: Hmm, let me guess...
* Candy: No, we got back together and continued our date.
* Bluster: But what if you did?
* Candy: What, and dump that baboon and go out with a big cheapskate gorilla like you instead? Not exactly!
* Bluster: But, Candy, I was already planning to kiss you since I told you that I mixed up a serum and turned into Leo Luster!
* [Whistle blows.]
* Candy: Bluster, I'll have you know that DK will always be my love monkey. And, maybe someday, who knows? You'll even find a better woman out of this island... And it doesn't have to be someone like me, or someone named "Candy!"
* [Candy left the barrel factory.]
* Bluster: Oh, I just don't understand the fact Candy is jealous of me. I am a much more handsome gentleman than that Donkey Kong. He's so brave, he can take down lizards, he's got the muscle, the red tie with his two initials written in yellow, his overly talkative second banana sidekick, and the power of the Crystal Coconut! But, what he doesn't have is his mass of brain... I've tried so many attempts to hang out with Candy! I should've married her, we should've stayed inside Mumsie's mansion on our honeymoon, I should've want her to be my queen when I got the Crystal instead of that big baboon, I should've gotten the treasure to buy Kongo Bongo so that Candy and EVERYONE will have to work for me, and I should've defeated King K. Rool and his royal, scaly army of terror! Unless... Yes... YES! THAT'S IT!
* [While Bluster is talking, a silhouette of an unknown person with a weapon sneaks up behind him.]
* Bluster: I must travel back in time to stop Donkey Kong from getting that Coconut, I could be ruler, and then Candy will love me forever and ever, and WE WILL BE THE KING AND QUEEN OF KONGO BONGO ISL-...
* [Just before Bluster gets knocked out by a cannonball coming out from a weapon that a silhouette's holding, the cutscene cuts to black, then fades to Candy walking over to Bluster Barrelworks.]
* Candy: Oh, Bluster! I'm back from break!
* [Candy opens the doors.]
* Candy: Bluster?
* [The factory is empty.]
* Candy: Hmm... No sign of him.
* Cranky: (off-screen) Ah, I knew I've been looking for you, Candy.
* Candy: (turns around) Cranky?
* [Shows Cranky, who's came back on Kongo Bongo since "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster."]
* Cranky: That's right.
* Candy: You're back. How?
* Cranky: Had a quiet vacation on a big beach in a different island, and now I'm back on old Kongo Bongo. Now what happened here while I was gone?
* Candy: Well, Funky's Flights opened a restaurant, DK was watching the ballgame with Diddy at your cabin, and Leo Luster, the man I thought who's charming, turned out to be Bluster who made up a serum to make him that guy, and now, Bluster's not inside the Barrelworks anymore.
* Cranky: What? You're saying he's gone?
* Candy: Saw it with my own eyes.
* Cranky: Good riddance for him.
* [DK appears and walks over to Cranky and Candy.]
* DK: Hey, guys! How's everyone doin'?
* Candy: (to DK) Bluster seemed to be not inside his barrel factory.
* Cranky: (to DK) I went back from vacation, while you stopped hanging out with Diddy at my place.
* DK: First of all, Diddy's going fishing with Dixie at the lake. Secondly, it's good to see you back, Cranky! And third, you said that Bluster is missing? No wonder. Well, that's a good thing we're together.
* Candy: And that means Bluster doesn't have to pester me anymore, and I get an entire break spending time with you and your friends!
* DK: Before we start hanging out, I'd better bring Diddy along with me.
* [Candy and Cranky watch DK dashing off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Fishing Mini-Game Intro ====
* [After the level with DK, the game fades to Diddy and Dixie sitting and fishing together in the lake of Kongo Bongo.]
* Diddy: So, why are we doing this?
* Dixie: Well, we just have to wait until one of the fish comes up and takes the bait, and then, we reel them in and save them for my aquarium. That's why I got a bucket that'll store how many fish we catch.
* Diddy: Oh, well, that's promising. Okay, let's fish!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Fishing Mini-Game Lose ====
* [Fades back to Diddy and Dixie sitting and fishing together in the lake of Kongo Bongo.]
* Dixie: You'd better try again if you want to try not to let those fish get away.
* Diddy: Don't worry, Dix, I've been practicin'. Uh, you're right, I'll do it better this time.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades back to Diddy and Dixie sitting and fishing together in the lake of Kongo Bongo. Diddy has successfully catched all the fish.]
* Dixie: That was wonderful, Dids!
* DK: (off-screen) Diddy, Dixie!
* [DK appears running up to Diddy and Dixie.]
* Diddy: DK, what took ya so long?
* DK: Cranky is back from vacation, and Bluster's not here on this island anymore.
* Diddy: Really? Where would he have left to?
* DK: I dunno, but we'd better tell the Crystal Coconut what's keeping him.
* Diddy: Got it! (to Dixie) Uh, thanks for the help with fishing, Dixie.
* Dixie: No problem, you go with DK.
* [DK and Diddy run off. Fades to black, then fades to a close-up shot of Bluster closing his eyes, groaning.]
* Bluster: (opens his eyes) W-What?
* [The shot zooms out of Bluster, and he appears to be lying down on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean.]
* Bluster: (gets up) Where am I? What is this? What place am I living in? Where is home? Where's Candy? WHERE IS EVERYONE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
* [While Bluster is talking, it zooms to a wide view of a pirate ship. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== O Mighty Crystal Coconut... ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy in the jungle.]
* DK: Diddy, we're gonna find the cabin and tell the Coconut where Bluster is.
* Diddy: Okay.
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy entering inside Cranky's Cabin. The two walk over to the Crystal Coconut. DK stomps his foot three times and the blue Crystal Coconut case opens up.]
* DK: Oh, mighty Crystal Coconut, where is Bluster located at?
* [The Crystal Coconut shows a view of a pirate ship.]
* Diddy: I don't believe it.
* DK: He's living with...
* [DK and Diddy give shocked expressions, then they stare at each other and gasp. Fades to black, then fades to a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Bluster's wondering what place this is.]
* Bluster: Oh, my... What to do?
* [A pirate laughing is heard.]
* Bluster: Huh?
* Unknown Pirate Voice: So, it seems that you's are planning to sneak out, eh? Harharhar, I don't think I will let you do that.
* Bluster: Who are you? Show yourself!
* [The same silhouette that knocked out Bluster with a hand cannon is shown.]
* Unknown Pirate Voice: Oh, I's knew you'd say that, matey. They call me...
* [The silhouette with a pirate voice is revealed to be an orange-scaled pirate croc named Kaptain Skurvy with a blue parrot named Polly Roger on his shoulder.]
* Skurvy: ...KAPTAIN SKURVY!
* [Skurvy laughs maniacally and Polly multiply squawks.]
* Bluster: (gasps) "Kaptain Skurvy?"
* Skurvy: Arr, matey! And this here, is my trusty loyal pet parrot, Polly Roger!
* Polly: That's me name, don't wear it out! (squawks)
* Skurvy: Eh, he's been living with King K. Rool since he abandoned us a long time ago on a desert island.
* Bluster: Excuse me, but what place is this?
* Skurvy: Oh, that be my ship! You know what we've been wanting the most, and that's me birthright! The Crystal Coconut, that is.
* Bluster: The Crystal Coconut? Why, I've wanted to get that thing since the day I made a banana flip and shown that to Candy so I can be future ruler! And who do you mean "we?"
* [Kutlass and Green Kroc show up behind Skurvy. Bluster gulps in fear.]
* Skurvy: The future ruler that you speak of is known as "Donkey Kong." You's a friend of him?
* Bluster: What? HIM?! (stuttering) I don't know him! I've never even heard of him! We were never friends! (giggling nervously) What makes you say that?
* Kutlass: (with an Italian accent) We are going to bring back Kaptain Skurvy's treasure...
* Green Kroc: (with a French accent) So he can be ruler of the Six Seas.
* Polly: And I thought there were only seven of them.
* Skurvy: Even better than that! So, mate, now that we've taken you to my ship, it's time we string you up! And pretty soon, we're gonna...
* Skurvy, Kutlass, and Green Kroc: STEAL BOOTY!
* Skurvy: 'Cause that's what we do best! Gnahahar!
* Polly: (squawking) Steal booty, steal booty!
* Bluster: I am so going to be seafood...
* Skurvy, Kutlass, and Green Kroc: (rhyming) Pillage, plunder, sack and steal! We've got ourselves an ape and soon we'll make 'em squeal!
* [The pirates laugh. The ship sails off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Klaptrap Business ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy exiting outside Cranky's Cabin.]
* DK: Skurvy and his band of pirates have captured Bluster!
* Diddy: We gotta do something!
* DK: Let's save him.
* [DK and Diddy run off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Klaptrap Battle Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy running in the jungle, until they stop and meet Jr. Klap Trap, and his army of Klaptraps.]
* Junior: Hey, fellas! Long time no see!
* Diddy: Junior?
* DK: The Giant Klaptrap?
* Junior: Yup! If you wanna get outta this island, you're gonna have to go through us. Minions! CHARGE!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene. DK and Diddy have to take down all of the Klaptraps.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to a cutscene where Junior's army have been defeated by DK and Diddy.]
* Junior: Aw, shoot! My army is down! You guys are no fun at all!
* DK: Sorry, Mr. Klap Trap. Maybe next time. (leaves)
* Diddy: Yeah, 'cause we've got an ape that needs rescued. (leaves) Arrivederci!
* [Fades to black, then fades to Kaptain Skurvy's ship setting sail for Kongo Bongo. Bluster is tied up by Skurvy and his men. Kutlass and Green Kroc mockingly laugh at him.]
* Skurvy: (riding the ship) All right, me pure scum savages, we're setting sail for Kongo Bongo Island!
*Kutlass: Aye-aye, Kapitano Skurvy, sir!
*Green Kroc: Mais oui!
* Bluster: Good, that'll be just fine as long as you take me home there.
* Skurvy: Nar, mate, we're keeping you inside my ship forever! The sooner we arrive there, the sooner I can have the Crystal Coconut!
* Bluster: You could at least untie me, you know!
* Skurvy: Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that for you.
* Bluster: What part of 'untie me' do you not understand?
*Skurvy: I'm a pirate! We pirates just love stealin' things from others, and kidnappin' stowaways who get in our way! (laughing) Me great-great-great grandpappy Quint Skurvy stashed me prized glowin' orb on this here island that we're about to stop on. 
*Bluster: (groaning to himself) It hates me to say this, but, I wish Donkey Kong and Diddy were here to the rescue... 
*[Fades to black, ending the cutscene.] 
=== K. Rool's Final Straw ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy running off in the jungle, until Cranky appears and walks up to DK and Diddy.]
* Cranky: DK, Diddy, bad news! King K. Rool and his baddies stole the Crystal Coconut while you two were gone!
* DK: Wait, WHAT?!
* Diddy: The Crystal Coconut, stolen, AGAIN?!
* Cranky: That's right. You gotta get it back inside his hideout and give K. Rool the big Banana Slamma!
* DK: Thanks! We'll get the Coconut, and then, we save Bluster!
* [Cranky watches DK and Diddy running off.]
* Cranky: I'm counting on you!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kritter Battle Intro ====
* [Fades to King K. Rool's hideout. K. Rool has got the Crystal Coconut.]
* K. Rool: My, my, my... It looks... BEAUTIFUL! This is a king's dream come true! The big, hairy ape's never gonna stop me again this time! Isn't that right, my Kritter army?
* Kritter: All hail King K. Rool!
* [The Kritter audience cheer for K. Rool, until DK and Diddy break open the ceiling by crashing the party.]
* K. Rool: (to DK) Oh, trying to take it away from me, eh?
* DK: Your days of stealing are outnumbered. Give me the Coconut.
* K. Rool: Well... Kritters, ATTACK!
* [The Kritters charge their weapons. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kritters Defeated/Klump Boss Intro ====
* [Fades to a scene with the Kritters knocked down by DK and Diddy.]
* K. Rool: You're good, but not good enough! General Klump!
* Klump: (salutes to K. Rool) Yes, sir!
* [Klump starts an angry stance at DK and Diddy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Klump Defeated/Krusha Boss Intro ====
* [Fades to Klump lying down on the ground, groaning. DK and Diddy high-five together and cheer.]
* K. Rool: Krusha! Get those baboons.
* [Krusha appears in front of DK and Diddy, and growls. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Krusha Defeated/K. Rool Boss Intro ====
* [Fades to Krusha lying down on the ground, groaning.]
* Krusha: Wow...
* DK: I guess all of K. Rool's army are done for.
* Diddy: Yup.
* K. Rool: (growls in frustration) All right, then... It's King K. Rool's turn now!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to King K. Rool after getting defeated by DK and Diddy. K. Rool falls off and lands hard on the ground. DK grabs the Coconut out of K. Rool's hand.]
* DK: (with the Crystal Coconut) Another job well done!
* Diddy: This way to Skurvy's ship!
* [DK and Diddy bail out of the hideout. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== The Last Flight ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy flying on Funky's plane in the sky.]
* DK: Hey, Funky! Skurvy and his gang are holding Bluster captive!
* Diddy: He's located at Skurvy's ship!
* Funky: Okay! Let's go!
* [The plane flies off. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Funky's plane, in the sky, arriving at Skurvy and his gang's ship in the middle of the ocean.]
* Funky: The pirate dude's ship! Off you go!
* [Funky's plane flies off and lets go of DK and Diddy. The two Kongs fall and scream as they're about land on Skurvy's ship.]
=== Skurvy's Ship ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK and Diddy on a pirate ship.]
* Diddy: You know what, big buddy? I gotta tell ya, this is just like deja vu, isn't it?
* Skurvy: (off-screen) Hey, men! It's Donkey Kong!
* [DK and Diddy look at Skurvy and his men chasing after them.]
* DK and Diddy: Uh-oh.
* [The two Kongs dash off and open the door to a dark, secret area inside and they close it, so they can't be seen by the pirates. DK and Diddy sneak inside together.]
* DK: Phew, that was a close one.
* Diddy: Yup. At least we...
* [DK and Diddy fall off and scream inside a secret pirate ship area where Bluster's kidnapped at.]
==== Ending ====
* [DK and Diddy are out of the secret place, and find Bluster tied up and trapped in a cell inside Skurvy's ship.]
* Bluster: Donkey Kong? Is that you?
* DK: Bluster!
* Bluster: Oh, help me, you guys! Please? You can trust me, right? I'm so sorry, I've been a jerk at the start since I didn't like you and I didn't mean to plan on marrying your girl Candy and be ruler so you'll be out of my hair and buy Kongo Bongo then EVERYONE'LL HAVE TO WORK FOR...
* DK: (whispering) Shh! We're busting you out of this place, before the pirates will have to make you stay inside here for all eternity, understand?
* Bluster: (nods his head nervously) Mm-hmm.
* [DK tears out the rope Bluster's tied to. Bluster is free.]
* Bluster: (happy) I'm free. How can I ever repay you, DK?
* DK: Okey-dokey, Blust. We're gonna get out of this place, outsmart the pillaging pirates, and go back to Kongo Bongo.
* Bluster: Then I'll lead the way. Stand behind me, boys. Here comes Bluster Kong, or also known as, Bluster the Benevolent! Or, Leo Luster...
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Escaping from Prison ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Bluster at the end of the secret area that DK and Diddy entered inside in the first place to save Bluster.]
* Bluster: There's no time. We have got to work together to get out of this secret place of doom and fast.
* [DK, Diddy, and Bluster become a team. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to DK. Diddy, and Bluster, after escaping from the secret area with a prison, entering outside Skurvy's ship in the middle of the ocean.]
* Bluster: Finally went back to where you two gentlemen landed right here.
* DK: Well, thanks for leading the way, Bluster.
* Diddy: Yeah, thanks.
* Skurvy: (off-screen) AVAST YE!
* [DK, Diddy, and Bluster gasp. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
=== Kaptain Skurvy's Wrath ===
==== Intro ====
* [Fades to DK, Diddy, and Bluster encountering Kaptain Skurvy, Polly Roger, Kutlass, and Green Kroc, on a pirate ship.]
* Skurvy: You thought you could get away from Kaptain Skurvy and his cutthroat crew, are ye? Well, yer WRONG!
* DK: (holding the Crystal Coconut) Excuse me?
* Skurvy: (blasts with his hand cannon at DK's chest) Gimme that!
* [DK gets hit in the chest by a cannonball and groans, and the Crystal Coconut flies up and lands on Skurvy's hand.]
* Skurvy: (with the Crystal Coconut) This is just what I've always wanted for years! THE CRRRRRYSTALL COCONUUUT! AAAARRRHAHAHAHAHARRR!!!
* Bluster: Now, wait just a minute, you thieving thug sea dog! The Crystal is stolen property!
* Skurvy: Oh, this? Me birthright? No dumb-brained landlubber is gonna take it away from me!
* Diddy: Says who?
* Skurvy: Says Kaptain Skurvy! (laughing)
* Polly: (on Skurvy's shoulder) Yeah! (squawking)
* Skurvy: Green Kroc?
* Green Kroc: Oui, Kapitaine?
* Skurvy: Do the honors.
* [Green Kroc brings out his sword and growls at Donkey Kong. Green Kroc and DK start a brawl. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Green Kroc Defeated/Diddy vs. Kutlass ====
* [Fades to Green Kroc falling and lying down on the floor of the pirate ship. DK successfully defeated him.]
* Skurvy: Arr, Kutlass!
* [Kutlass comes in and brings out his sword. Diddy gulps and quivers nervously. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Kutlass Defeated/Bluster vs. Skurvy Pt.1 ====
* [Fades to Kutlass lying down on the pirate ship. Diddy knocked him down.]
* Diddy: Looks like my cool moves took really good care of him.
* Skurvy: The apes gave my two crocs a drubbin'! All right! (to Bluster) It's you and me now, mate!
* Bluster: Haven't you forgotten? I've got my own special power, something you pirates won't understand.
* Skurvy: What?
* Polly: (on Skurvy's shoulder) Squawk?
* Bluster: Somewhere deep down inside of me, I'm Leo Luster. My serum just brought it out.
==== Bluster vs. Skurvy Pt.2 (Leo Luster Transformation) ====
* [Fades to Kaptain Skurvy dodging Bluster's punches. Then, Bluster punches Polly Roger out of Skurvy's shoulder. Polly falls and lands down, moaning, then stands up.]
* Polly: That's it, I'm outta here! (squawking)
* [Polly retreats by flying out of the ship. Cuts back to Bluster and Skurvy against each other.]
* Skurvy: (laughs) You's just don't know when to give up, eh?
* Bluster: Oh, I'm not giving up yet...
* [Bluster vibrates and starts becoming electric. A shining transition makes Bluster turn into Leo Luster.]
* Leo Luster: The fun's just gettin' started, daddy-o. Did ya miss me?
* [Leo Luster has to take down Skurvy. Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
==== Ending ====
* [Fades to Skurvy lying down on the ship. Leo Luster defeated him. Leo picks up the Crystal Coconut Skurvy's holding, then takes off his glasses and reveals his eyes to the audience. DK and Diddy cheer for Leo.]
* DK: YEAH! Leo Luster's back!
* Diddy: (cheering) Yeow! (laughing) Leo Luster, the hero!
* Leo Luster: Yes, yes, hold your applause. Thank you very much, dawg. But, I'm not the true hero, baby...
* [Leo magically turns back to Bluster.]
* Bluster: ...Not even "Bluster the Benevolent" either... (passing the Coconut over to DK) Here, DK. The Crystal Coconut belongs to you, because you're the future ruler. Many days later, since the day I'm a jerk to everyone, I thought that if I got the Coconut, I'll be ruler and it'll make me special instead of you, but that'd be stealing. The truth is, I changed my ways from becoming a greedy cheapskate Momma's boy that everyone on Kongo Bongo knows and despise, to a well-meaning specimen with a future. Well, I'm already the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks, anyway. Also, I didn't mean to steal the "gorilla your dreams" that's supposed to be mine. You can have Candy, and the Crystal, along with your future. Candy is right, I swear I'll find a better woman instead of someone like her, or someone with the same name as her, outside Kongo Bongo.
* DK: (with the Crystal Coconut, to Bluster) Well, uh... That was... Very emotional. And you're right, I am the future ruler. I saved the island! But it's not only about me. WE saved the island. The both of us. ...The three of us. We have a future. Bluster, you're the future owner of your factory, Diddy's my future sidekick and best little buddy, and I am the future king of Kongo Bongo, with Candy being my future queen.
* Diddy: Wow, DK, does this mean Bluster will not be the biggest jerk of Kongo Bongo?
* DK: I don't know, Diddy... We just don't know.
* Bluster: All right, we've had our fun, now LET'S GET OUT OF THIS SHIP!
* DK and Diddy: (telling Bluster to take it easy in unison) Whoa, okay, Bluster!
* [Fades to black, ending the cutscene.]
== Ending (Beat the game in 100% to earn it.) ==
* [Fades to all of the Kong residents from the DKC TV show, sitting in chairs, inside the same place Bluster's funeral was held in from the episode "From Zero to Hero."]
* Diddy: Hey, DK, how did we get here again?
* DK: Beats the bananas out of me, Diddy.
* [Bluster appears on the stage, and tests the microphone.]
* Bluster: Hello, all of the inhabitants of Kongo Bongo, our island. So, I think you might be wondering why I'm hosting this kind of speech. I'm here to set things straight. Here it goes... (clears throat) I know, you've always seen me as a heartless, backstabbing, and untrustworthy jerk and cheapskate. And I've done all these things you'll never forget; killing you all with my good deeds as Bluster the Benevolent, stealing the Crystal Coconut and become future ruler, possessing the elusive treasure to buy Kongo Bongo and having all of you work for me, saving Donkey Kong from falling down vines, kissing germs, banana piles, and all that, making Candy as my queen for making a love potion, and last, but not least... Turning myself into Leo Luster to get the girl I always dreamed of and stop the evil lizards.
* [Crowd murmuring.]
* Bluster: I think I speak for all of us when I say... Let's make Bluster Kong not be such a jerk anymore! That's right, I've had enough of being the Bluster you all know and hate! The question is, will you join me, so we can make a better life on Kongo Bongo? I've made some arrangements for my portrait that was ruined a few days ago.
* [Bluster opens up the curtains, revealing a painted portrait of the Kong residents, with Bluster as Leo Luster on the front.]
* Bluster: Voila! Beautiful, isn't it?
* [The croud applauds.]
* Bluster: Thank you all! Yes! As always, I hope you enjoyed this speech that I've written! We are Kongo Bongo, and by the name of Inka Dinka Doo, we... WILL...
* [Bluster shrieks shortly as the portrait falls off the wall and lands on top of him. Bluster groans. The crowd laughs at Bluster. Bluster's head and body comes out ripping out the portrait.]
* Bluster: What? What's so funny? Do I have something in my teeth?! Man... It REALLY hurts to be this hip.
* [DK, Diddy, and Candy laugh together. ]
*DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA... (smiling at the audience) ...Slamma.
*[DK winks at the audience, then shares a kiss with Candy on the lips. Hearts float around them. Irises to black, ending the game.]