The Congerania vs. United States of America War

The RC (Republic of Congerania) vs. USA war was, obviously, a war. It was started when ShingleBoy64 sent over CMO troops to talk to the president about The Gibaster Day on the 26th July 2022. However, sources show that the USA had a conflict with Congerania ever since 1965 when Abuela Vaughn was elected as leader.
The war sparked after a news article was released stating that the CMO would be going over to talk to the KKK. The way it was worded seemed like they weren't actually going to SEE them and they were gonna bomb them instead. Joe Biden was pissed off about this because he didn't want his land destroyed so he decided to send over a plane on the 1st August 2022, causing One8. This angered SuperPie64, who was beginning to hate America more and more. He decided he wouldn't take action yet, as he wanted his next attack to be a surprise.
THE PLAN
The Congeranian Military Operatives had begun planning their attack on the 4th August 2022. The plan was Shingle would go by plane to Texas with nothing but a box cutter armed. He would wait the entire journey, run through Texas, record a small video for Biden to see stating that he was in American grounds and would be attacking shortly, and get Hank to smuggle weapons via helicopter. After his business in Texas was done he would get Ravi to Florida via SCP helicopter. The two of them would attack public figures until they drew military attention, and then flee to Albuquerque. Then, all of the CMO would be called over and the fight would pursue in a desert in New Mexico. They had the plan set, and they were ready. So after 15 days on the 19th August 2022, Shingle boarded Congeranian Airlines Flight 9 and was taken to Texas.
THE FIGHT
Pie realised that Shingle didn't need Hank to smuggle weapons since the Congeranian National Airport doesn't question government officials, but it was too late. Shingle was flying over Monclova, Mexico, so there was no way Hank could catch up in the helicopter and deliver the weapons. Plus, it'd be too risky for Shingle.
Once the plane had landed in Texas, Shingle would run to the nearest field and contact Hank via handheld transceiver and he would tell him to fly towards the field and drop off the weapons. Unfortunately, some of the US military saw Hank's helicopter coming and tried to shoot it down. However, he quickly thought of a plan to draw them off. He pretended his copter was crashing while in reality he was landing to pick up Shingle. From here, he would be flown to another area in Texas while the US military pursued the helicopter after finding it flying. 
After around 6 minutes of flying, Hank would unexpectedly land somewhere in the hills over Ingram and the US military landed with them. From here, Shingle pulled out a single-shot rifle and shot a US soldier in the head. Huge L for them. From here, Shingle decided to change the plan. He was instead going to colonise Texas and some of Mexico. However, since Congerania and Mexico were allies, Mexico agreed to give Congerania their East coast, and so this made Eastern Mexico a part of Congerania. Now, the CMO had a way to run across the country to get to Texas. 
Shingle ran through the fields as the sky grew darker. From here, he proceeded to shoot another US soldier in the head, this time with a shotgun. Unfortunately, the US were sending all of their forces to get Shingle, and since he was alone he had to call backup. He picked up his handheld transceiver and called over the entire Congeranian military. A group of 6 from the US military appeared infront of Shingle as Ravi called an airstrike to wipe them out. However, this airstrike failed as he aimed for the wrong part of Texas.
Ravi called over SCP operatives while Pie (the leader) landed at the white house to assassinate Joe Biden. The SCP helicopter arrived and one of the guys had a sniper. He aimed it and shot a US soldier, completely decimating him. Pie ran up to the window behind the president's room and aimed at Biden. Noble stayed in Congerania in case anything required a nuke to be launched. Pie used a handheld transceiver to tell Noble to launch a bomb. He did as he was told and the bomb landed in Albuquerque, which blew up a huge hole in the desert.
Meanwhile, Ravi had landed at Shingle's current position and picked him up. Once they took off, Shingle asked Ravi to take him to Florida. By now, half of the units sent to Texas were wiped out. The US were now confused and were still sending units to Texas. Shingle contacted Hank and told him to get to Texas to fend off the Americans and claim it as Congeranian. And so Hank flew to Texas and fought off the rest of the units to colonise Texas. Finally, they had taken a part of America, which was their original plan.
Shingle and Ravi were shooting random civillians in Florida via helicopter. None of the bullets hit, they just wanted to attract US military attention so they could pursue the fight where the bomb dropped off. The US helicopters were shooting at Ravi's copter all the way to Albuquerque, when a brave soldier from Congerania sacrificed his life by flying a military plane into a helicopter and causing a chain reaction which caused all of the aircraft to blow up. This hero's name was Alex Riker. Rest in peace. Luckily Ravi and Shingle got away, and they had to call off the original plan. That was until MORE helicopters started chasing, and there weren't any brave soldiers that were willing to kill themselves in this way.
Eventually, the US military shot down Ravi's plane above Albuquerque. He managed to steer it to the bomb site and get out of the copter without injuries. Shingle and Ravi then ran to one edge of the site where they started digging trenches. The US military assumed they had died.
Shingle called over the entire CMO to the crash site and then directly addressed Joe Biden with skywriting. The US were alerted and went to Albuquerque to fight the CMO.
Meanwhile, Pie broke into the White House, and attracted Joe Biden's attention. He then threatened him saying that he would kill Hunter Biden if he didn't surrender now. Joe didn't surrender, so Pie searched for Hunter.
The rest of the CMO were fighting the US military, and were winning. A lot of the units were retreating, but those who were daring enough stayed on the frontlines. Eventually, the CMO managed to kill enough of their military to fully retreat them.
Pie had finally found Hunter Biden, and went up to him. He put a single shot rifle to his head and pulled the trigger. It looked just like the Ronnie McNutt video. Bros brains were everywhere. L. After killing Hunter, Pie went to Nevada and broke into Area 51, where he then found the Lord L documents.
After the US retreated and Joe Biden surrendered, Shingle decided to respawn Hunter and let him live. His reason for this was that the war was over and it was a threat.
THE AFTERMATH
The CMO basked in the silence of victory and went back to Congerania. Eventually the US took back Texas but Pie didn't give a fuck. The PTSD from the war built up on Shingle, and so he retired after raiding most wanted criminal Crazy Jarvillious' cigarette base.
AS OF 18/01/2024, SHINGLE HAS REJOINED THE CMO AND WAR SEEMS TO BE STIRRING UP AGAIN AFTER AN ATTEMPTED TERRORIST ATTACK ON THE KRONIKAL TOWER.