The House of Barry

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In January the year of our Barry two thousand and eighteen, Barryisstreaming, in his infinite wisdom, opened his house to the public. This decision has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
The house is confirmed to be a sentient, eldritch being. The extent of its powers are unknown.
There are several areas in the house.
==House Guests and Keys==
Guests in the House of Barry are given a key to secure their access. Various keys exist, with more decorative and symbolic keys given to guests that consistently renew their devotion to the house of Barry. All keys sufficiently serve to gain access to the house.
It is unknown if these keys are distributed by Barry himself. Some speculate that the keys are created by the House itself in its capacity as a sentient being.
Those within the House's perimeter but without a key are known as squatters.
==Trading Bits for Locks==
Within the House, an altar exists for the sacrifice of bits. Adorned with pictures of Lettuce, Commodore 64s, and illustrations of Alexander Hamilton, the Great Bit Altar rewards those who feed it with locks. Like the keys above, additional and repeated sacrifices of bits generate decorative and symbolic locks. The ultimate use of the locks are unknown, but a House guest always receives a lock that fits with her corresponding key. Thusly, bits must be offered to the Altar in order to attain Privacy.
It is unknown whether Barry leaves the locks in the altar, or if the altar itself generates the locks. Some theorize that the altar is an extension of the House, and so the House generates the locks. This would explain the existence of corresponding locks and keys, but is thus far unproven conjecture.
==Home Security, Breaking & Entering, and Raiders==
When some boys be breaking windows, we be breaking out the swords to fight them. Though they are good eggs they broke our house and that's just very rood of them. 
The raidy boys seem to have a penchant to go for the greenhouse windows for some reason. It better be a good reason cause those things are a pain in the ass to replace each and every time someone comes a knockin'.
Like, wow, you could at least ask first, but whatever I suppose.
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