Skylanders:Trap Team (spoof)/Villains and Traps

These are the list of villains in Skylanders: Trap Team.
==Magic==
* Painyatta/Boog (Trap: Magic Skull (Sorcerous Skull/Frosty Freezy Freeze)
**Boog: You know, It's not so bad really being a video game player. Except for these Xbox games. Or PS4. Or...there are kids around.
**Boog: I would like to go to this Skylands Academy. I have so much to learn like...everything.
* Rage Mage/Holli Would (Cool World) (Trap: Magic Axe (Axe of Illusion)/The Gateway to Cool World)
**Holli: You have a lot of things in this academy. But where's the bathroom? All this Holli Would makes me wanna go a lot!
* Bomb Shell/Bowser (Mario) (Trap: Magic Logholder (Biter's Bane)/A 1-Up Mushroom)
**Bowser: That Christopher does like to say Boom a lot. He never referenced to an actually bomb. Strange.
**Bowser: These Doom Raiders sure are a prickly bunch. Glad to help you that them down, Skylander.
* Mesmeralda/Queen Chrysalis (Trap: Magic Rocket Trap) A Witch
Queen Chrysalis: Dream on, skylander, dream on
Queen Chrysalis: You thought you had a chance
==Earth==
* Golden Queen/Hildy Gloom (The 7D) (Trap: Earth Totem/A Broomstick)
**Hildy Gloom: A fine academy Skylander, but it could use decoration. Might I suggest Black? Everywhere?
* Tussell Sprout/Rasputin (Trap: Earth Orb (Banded Boulder)/His Vial)
**Rasputin: Wow, The air is so clear! I'm actually allergic to it!
* Grave Clobber/Chernabog (Trap: Earth Hammer (Slag Hammer)/Bald Mountain)
**Chernabog: This is a place where I can't be caught undead in.
* Chomp Chest/Ratigan (Trap: Earth Toucan (Rock Hawk)/His bell)
**Ratigan: Does your cafeteria here serve...TREASURE?! Just asking.
**Ratigan: One more question: Where do you keep your TREASURE!!!
==Tech==
* Dr. Krankcase/Megatron (Trap: Tech Scepter (Factory Flower)/The All-Spark)
**Megatron: Do you guys need any transformers in this academy? Cause I am a transformer, you know. Though I can't remember exactly what I am a transformer of.
* Shrednaught/Fallon (Jack the Giant Slayer) (Trap: Tech Hand (Grabbing Gadget)/St. Edward's Crown)
**Fallon's Head 1: What do you think of this place Head 2?
**Fallon's Head 2: I'm just glad I don't have to hang around with a bunch of villains anymore. Uh, except you of course.
* Bruiser Cruiser/Buttsquat (Camp Lakebottom) (Trap: Tech Hand/His Teddy Bear)
**Buttsquat: Nice little place! I'm guessing it's not cool to punch stuff here, huh?
* Brawlrus/Pete (Disney) (Trap: Tech Angel (Automatic Angel)/His Cigarette)
**Pete: What is this place? Some kind of Academy? What do they teach? Academy stuff? Should I have further questions here? I'm a dog!
* Mad Logs/Shredder (TMNT) (Trap: Tech Flying Helmet (Makers Mana)/The Mutagen)
**Shredder: So, wait a minute. Everyone evil in my world is good here, and the reverse is also true? Crazy!
**Shredder: What this place needs is a few bombs. They definitely won't hurt the core. (chuckles)
* Trolling Thunder/Ultron (Trap: Tech Tiki (Tech Totem)/Infinity Stone)
**Ultron: I gotta say, I never did like those Doom Raiders. No discipline. And not a single villain among 'em!
**Ultron: I like your big lack here. It's got a rough surface concealing tactical cover. Much like me.
==Fire==
* Chef Pepper Jack/The Horned King (Trap: Fire Torch (Eternal Flame)/Black Cauldron)
**The Horned King: I trained in a culinary academy pretty similar to this. Well, I guess I didn't so much train. As I did burn the place down. But still...good memories.
* Scrap Shooter/Ruber (Trap: Fire Totem/The Sword in the Stone)
**Ruber: Nice place you got here, see? Real classy join.
* Grinnade/Piranha (Trap: Fire Yawn (Blazing Belch)/It's Remains)
**Piranha: (snarling sounds)
* Smoke Scream/Scroop (Trap: Fire Scepter (Fire Flower)/The Pirate Flag)
**Scroop: Do you have fire insurance in this academy? You know, just in case I have an "accident".
==Water==
* Gulper/Ursula (Trap: Water Tiki (Tidal Tiki)/Her Picture from The Little Mermaid 2)
**Ursula: Where is bathroom here? Good for Ursula to know before it too late.
* Brawl & Chain/Smaug (Trap: Water Logholder (Wet Walter)/The Arkenstone)
**Smaug: Wish I can get an upgrade from Tinker Bell. I probably start asking for some ice breath.
* Chill Bill/Brain Freezer (Trap: Water Axe (Aqua Axe)/his Ice Blaster)
**Brain Freezer: I should really get the skeletones on my radio show. Not to just play music, but for their deep social political insight.
**Brain Freezer: Brain Freezer is definitely digging the vibe of this place. Which is really saying something considering you either have radio nor refrigerator here.
* Slobber Trap/Judge Doom (Roger Rabbit) (Trap: Water Juggerhead (Flood Flask)/The Dip)
**Judge Doom: So, what have you got to eat around here? I'll take anything but broccoli, or imitation broccoli. Yuck!
* Threatpack/Frollo (THOND) (Trap: Water Angel (Soaking Staff)/The Cross)
**Frollo: I would very much like to share the science department here! Although full disclosure, all my experiments in an explosion.
* Cross Crow/Lucifer (Trap: Water Flying Helmet (Frost Helm)/Milk)
**Lucifer: Lucifer think you should consider decorator. Suggest something shiny.
**Lucifer: This place not bad! Tell me, where can I get a bowl of milk around here?
==Air==
* Dreamcatcher/The Dazzlings(Trap: Air Snake/Their Pendants)
**The Dazzlings: This place totally reminds me of being back in school.
* Bad Juju/Cruella de Vil (Trap: Air Sword (Cyclone Sabre)/Black and White Dots)
**Cruella de Vil: Have you seen the way that fly boy Christopher look at that beautiful girl? He got a date for Caroline, I say.
* Buzzer Beak/Hayabusa (Trap: Air Juggerhead (Drafty Decanter)/His Roast Body)
**Hayabusa: (screeching sounds)
* Krankenstein/Tirek (Trap: Air Toucan (Breezy Bird)/Scorpan's Medallion)
**Tirek: What you know about Mama Odie? Me here she has eyes for character. Her, said so, keeps in jar for character. Me like.
**Tirek: Hmm. Character not recognize this place. Where lab? Where lightning rod? Where vat of bubbling green goo?
==Life==
* Chompy Mage/Clopin (Trap: Life Torch (Emerald Energy/His puppet)
**Clopin: Why do we come back here every adventure? Seems kinda weird.
**Clopin: Would you like to join the Skylanders Academy, puppet?
**Clopin's Puppet: Yes. Except I'm a puppet.
* Broccoli Guy/The Once-ler (Trap: Life Toucan (Oak Eagle)/The last Truffula seed)
**The Once-ler: Ah, The Once-ler's loving this Skylands academy. I mean, you got your own skeleton bed, you've got a rubble club, you've got a guy who sells hats, I mean is this the life or what?
**The Once-ler: Even though is was locked up inside Clockcracker Prison, I never really knew the Doom Raiders, you know, I pretty much just keep it myself in there, I did a lot of pull-ups, I wrote a book, so I'm totally more of shutting these guys down, we're gonna do that.
* Shield Shredder/Hexxus (Ferngully) (Trap: Life Yawn (Shrub Shrekier/His Tree Prison)
**Hexxus: Where I'm from, we don't have anything on the skeletones, no music period! Just buzzsaws and the occasional donkey noise. Just sure what that's about.
**Hexxus: Even though I used to work for Megatron, I never kinda trusted the guy. In part, I never told I never trust him!
* Sheep Creep/Mareep (Pokemon) (Trap: Life Hammer (Weed Whacker)/Pokeball)
**Mareep: Mareep?
* Cuckoo Clocker/Hans (Trap: Life Sword (Jade Blade)/His Sword)
**Hans: Nice little guy house you got here.
**Hans: You know, uh, might wanna lay down a little newspaper before bringing me in. Just saying.
* Chompy/Meowth (Trap: Life Snake (Seed Serpent)/His Hot-Air Balloon)
**Meowth: (meow sounds)
==Undead==
* Wolfgang/Jafar (Trap: Undead Skull (Spectral Skull)/His lamp)
**Jafar: Those skeletones really more of a opening act anyway. I'm the headliner!
* Masker Mind/Krad (Christmas is Here Again) (Trap: Undead Orb (Spirit Sphere)/His staff)
**Krad: How does Tinker Bell cast those magical upgrade spells? Does she go with pixie dust or no? Wait, don't tell me. Candles?
**Krad: Ooh, Am I going to meet Master Pooh Bear while I'm here? I've always admired that guy. Even while I was you know, "evil", I still think he was kinda cool.
* Hood Sickle/Captain Hook(Trap: Undead Axe (Haunted Hatchet)/His hook)
**Captain Hook: I knew the skeletones from way back to the pirate days, before they were cool.
**Captain Hook: This is indeed a strange hood for a hood for me to be in.
* Bone Chompy/Persian (Trap: Undead Snake (Spooky Snake)/His Jewel)
**Persian: (purring sounds)
==Light==
* Eye Five/Plankton (Trap:Light ?/Plan Z)
**Plankton: Hey! Did that mean they pick me?
* Blaster-Tron/T-3000 (Trap:Light Rocket/Deactivated Terminator Head)
**T-3000: Sensors indicate, I am selected.
* Lob Goblin/Dr. Facilier (Trap:Light Yawn/His Talisman)
**Dr. Facilier: Dr. Facilier is charged up for this!
* Luminous/Krang (Trap:Light Hawk/Purple Ooze)
**Krang: The light just went on...me!
==Dark==
* Eye Scream/Professor Pericles (Trap:Dark ?/The Planispheric Disk)
**Professor Pericles: Now, it's all eyes on ME!!!
* Tae Kwon Crow/The Grand Duke of Owls (Trap:Dark Upside-Down Guy/The Sun)
**The Grand Duke of Owls: So, if this is Skylanders Academy, does that make you a Skylander? Did I finally figure it out?!
* Fisticuffs/Willie (Trap:Dark Sword/Magic Beans)
**Willie: Willie is ready for a fight!
* Nightshade/Boogeyman (Trap:Dark Spider/Dark Orb)
**Boogeyman: At your service, Portal Master!
==Chaos==
* Kaos/Discord (Trap: Kaos trap/His statue)
*#Discord: Ah, I always wanted to see Skylander academy. In fact, it was on my bucket list. Meaning I was going to magically shrink down and put it a "bucket"! And kick it! Really hard! (evil laugh) Oh, well.
*#Discord: Say, have you ever noticed that Christopher smells like apples? Apples wrapped in feet and then covered in barbecue sauce! But apples, nevertheless!
==Doom Raiders==
* Kaos/Discord
* Golden Queen/Hildy Gloom
* Chompy Mage/Clopin
* Wolfgang/Jafar
* Dr. Krankcase/Megatron
* Chef Pepper Jack/The Horned King
* Dreamcatcher/The Dazzlings
* Gulper/Ursula
* Luminous/Apple White
* Nightshade/Raven Queen
* Mesmeralda/Queen Chrysalis
* Noodles/King Dedede
==Myth==
Noodles/King Dedede (Trap: Myth Tiki / His Bigger Ogre)
King Dedede: Aw come on no fair!
King Dedede: Don't forget about King Dedede.