Uranus

Uranus is the 7th planet in the Solar System. It is associated with the Sky and Change. It is mostly compromised of 60% sky, 30% methane, 8% Diamonds, and 2% Crap that's too unpopular to mention. Uranus was discovered by a guy named William Herschel during 1781. Since Uranus had no name at the time, William decided to name it something funny as a joke, but the world approved it anyway. This is another popular thing about Uranus; the amount of jokes and humor it has created.
Not many people live on Uranus for obvious reasons, though Sailor Uranus visits her home every once in a while to clean it up every year. Diamonds rain on Uranus (Same with Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune), so that's kinda cool. Anyways, we all know you wanted it, here's a list of some of the most classic Uranus jokes:
==List of Uranus Jokes==
*Uranus is massive!!
*Does Uranus have asteroids encompassing it?
*What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.
*The person who discovered Uranus went down in the anals of history.
*Uranus can fit 63 Earths inside of it.
*Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus.
*Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus.
*Uranus is leaking it's gassy atmosphere out into space.
*What did one astronaut say to the other? Stop mooning me, I can see Uranus.
*The Earth may be flat but Uranus is round.
*During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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