Meeting The Players

Welcome, here you can find out what have happen to the People of Total Dragon when they were on television. Now you get to know the real deal.
Albert: Since Albert is such a lazy ass and won't write his own stuff here, Zara is going to do it for him. Albert has, as far as I know, pretty much the best record in Total Dragon history. He's been in the final 3, 3 different times and has recieved 2nd twice. It makes me feel bad for the kid--People think he doesn't deserve to be there because he's already gotten to final 3.. but the point of the show is to win, not to get 2nd. While a lot of people decided Albert was a jerk, in all honestly he's a really nice guy. He was only playing the game but people jumped to the conclusion that he was evil just because in order to save himself he voted out a friend. You would've done the same thing in his position. I don't know what else to say about Albatross besides he's the best friend I could ask for and I hope other people realize that he's really good hearted.
Annella: Last entry=Embarrassing. Anyway, I've been drawing, hanging out with Tammy and Maddie, crying about not making the next season, normal stuff. Personalityless Annella is Personalityless.
Benjamin: Ever since I been on Total Dragon, I been a complete wreck. Julianna is gone, Hilda found someone else, Creepy stalker girl is away from me. Thank god. And now I am like on my 4th girlfriend? Jasmin. I don't even know if we are boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe she used that excuse to cover up for Sonny. Anyway, I still plan to do my best on Total Dragon as I have a goal to make it to the single digit. I choose to stop making music and go into the game designing business and hoping to finish making our first ever Total Dragon Video Game.
Cedric: Hello fans of Total Dragon(and possibly fans of me), I am Cedric Andrei Alexander, and I have competed in Total Dragon since the second season, Total Dragon Island. Which since then, I have competed and every season after. I was a sore loser for awhile, atleast till Total Dragon Superstar. After that, I got better, and showed my real side. My loving, caring, trustworthy, and loyal side. The only time I haven't done that is when I voted out Damon instead of Walter, cause I wanted to stay in the game with Walter. Would you rather stay in the game with someone you know well, or someone who you didn't ever get to talk to till the prior elimination? I thought so. So basically I defied Simon. Yea I was pretty upset when the traitor chose me as Death's Black Hand. I also hated how Mandie immediately saw me as a threat and not Simon, even though now I think of it as a complement. I loved being in Comeback To The Island, especiallly my team.(Even Damon, but not anymore unless he comes back and we make up.) In TimeWarped, I got so paranoid since I didn't have Simon, that I could barely trust anyone. That led to my downfall. And in Total Dragon Top Of The World, I was going far and having a good time dancing, talking to people, and getting things done without Simon. I proved that i didn't need someone to help me get far, even though I had an alliance with Nigel, Albert, Makato, and still contacted Simon. When I got eliminated, I didn't understand why it had to be me out of everyone. I understood why Zara and Nigel voted for me, even though I think the double vote was unessisary. But it's the second time Albert voted me out, when he says we're in an alliance, and we'll get to the final two and everything. I feel like it's a lie and he's promising me lies and just eliminates me. If I say i'm going to the final two with you, IDC how big the risk is, I'll keep my word(Just like I did with Simon). Idc if you could've possibly got eliminated, atleast that's loyalty, Something I think Albert doesn't have. If he does it a third time, he will officially be an enemy of mine. I only voted out Nigel cause he told me to, but Gary said to vote out Albert, which i should've did, then probably the outcome of the winner would've been different. So it's probably MY OWN fault Gary won...-tear-. But I was over it and didn't want Gary nor Albert to win, and look who is the final 2! Like what the hell! Then I'm wrong for disliking Albert, but when I forgive him and vote for him I hear other people have similar problems with him..Wtf?! Whatever. Since I got eliminated from this season of Total Dragon, I decided to go into being an actor for a new movie. I also have been doing tours with my band, The Dragon Brothers. I've also been doing a bit Modeling, and such. But, I should still have time to join a new season of TD if there is one. I am currently joining the 8th season of Total Dragon.
Gary: Total Dragon Top Of The World winner. Stink Bitch.
Hilda: After being elimianted I had Gary's baby, Zara's baby, Marco's baby, Maddie's baby, and Sonny's baby, but my personal favorite is Makato's babies. <3
Holly:
Jasmin: Hey I'm Jasmin! I debuted in Total Dragon Island, and took part in pretty much every season since (minus Total Dragon TimeWraped but that got cancelled so it doesn't count,nono). I always get eliminated a while after merge, despite werkin' it when it comes to teams. I've been a fan favorite over the years and yeah, I totally think that's awesome. Heffa.
Kelsie: Hi. I'm Kelsie. Dubbed "The Most Hated Player in TD History." Sad? I could care less. Albert and myself have been dating since I came on the show, he just hides his lust/affection for me. Sonny hates me, we're rivals/enemies/foes/etc.. She's just mad because I got Albert more excited during the 10 seconds we kissed than in the 6 seasons they've been together. [Kelsie Giggles] Hilda is mad because she doesn't have fierce golden locks. Nara is my favorite Total Dragon couple, she deserves a good boy for her <3 .. Ugh, it sucks here at the "loser house" with some of these mutants/labrats .. [Kelsie Smirks] What some of you might not know about me, I'm not a supermodel.. I still eat McDonalds. Baby, that's just ME. Hold up, baby girl Hilda your man look TORE UP. Sorrrry, I have terrets.. [Kelsie Twitches] I can't control what I say, which is why my mouth gets me in trouble QUITE OFTEN.. Anywho, I'm in between 2 of the livest players in TD! Jazzy Jasmin & Killer Kristilla. I shouldn't call them that.. [Kelsie looks Sad] You're all mad because I am a confident & sexy mexican.. Not.. CLEARLY SONNY YOUR WHITE [Kelsie Curses Profusely] NEXT TOPIC. This is the longest paragraph on this page so far, take that, haters! Next season if I'm allowed to go back, you floaters better hide in a cloud. I'm coming out to play...! Anyone out to play..?! [Kelsie Laughs like an Alexandrian Witch] Also, my elimination this season was fake AF. I should've stayed, if I did... Oh, hell to pay! ALBERT AND MYSELF WOULD BE IN THE FINAL 2! Then we would use our fame as a power couple to get on a marriage show! Saving some change.. Ahaha! I am Nicki Minaj in disguise.. If someone messes up all of this that I wrote.. I swear! I'm gonna be so pissed, it took me a long time to write this.. SO PLEASE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ANYONES PAGE/ARTICLES, SO DO NOT TOUCH MINE. (This is a lie) Yours truly, Kelsie. [: <3 P.S. Shes WHITE. Shes being extra, so shes not like all the originals! DON'T BELIEVE HER. SHE AIN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE .. . . .. <3
Kristilla: One Word About Kristilla, but now this is ten words.
Madeleine:Since I was eliminated on TDCTTI I was sad,and a bit depressed,and I had some therapy...Then TDTOTW started,and I was fulled with joy!After I was eliminated,I started to model,photos,runway,commercials, ya know!But I still wanna make some time for next season![If there is one AND when I may join XD]
Makato: My music was a flop. I got like no sales on my single! Can you believe that!? -clears throat- Um.. yeah so I'm really looking forward to this upcoming season and I hope I can kick butt with my fellow teammates and make some new friends (and a boyfriend... Mason...eheh)
Mandie: Im not even in this season! Or.. yes i'am.. but, not as a Player. Anyway i hope you guys could take the Hot Room!
Marco:
Nigel: Hey. The name's Nigel. I debuted in the second season of TD which was TD Island, I was eliminated due to lack of participation (that just seems so hard to believe now a days). Didn't really do anything after that, 'cept for hanging on beaches on my own and it was pretty much the same for CBTTI, since I was still a loner at the time. The later cancelled season TDTW, was my big turning point, man didn't I change? What happened to me? I don't know, so don't question me. TDTOTW, psh, I have nothing to comment on since after my elimination I've gone back to the quiet and more private side of life. I ran away from home because I got treated like garbage...! No, seriously, nobody gave a care in the world. I live in a crappy apartment now. It's really dull, boring and empty. Hey, at least i've got somewhere to live? Well.. I'd rather stay in the apartment than go back home. I like sitting up in tree's, hiding in corners etc. I also love playing with balloons, eating loads of candy (especially lollipops) and just generally have a bit of fun. However, due to my condition, happiness inside me never really lasts for very long (thanks life, love you too), making my social life a bit of a struggle for me to cope with. You know, I sometimes think that's the reason I never had any friends, everybody thought I was a freak and would use my condition to insult me (which is very childish). I used to find myself beaten up all the time, but that's stopped now since I moved away from those bullies. I am strongly against violence, because violence is NEVER the answer to anything...! Unless you just really have to, kinda like I did that one time during TD Timewarped. Not that I want to talk about that because I actually don't, but it felt right otherwise, and that can't be wrong. And I also kinda over- reacted in TD Top of the World when Rune took the pie (but it was meant to be for ALL of us! That greedy person). I have a lot of friends now and that makes me happy and keeps me going. My girlfriend, Zara, is absolutely amazing! I don't know where I would be now if it wasn't for her. I honestly love her more than anything else and I love spending my time with her. She makes me feel a lot better about myself as a person and she makes me really happy! Oh, and Rune is still stalking me like there's no tomorrow, which is VERY disturbing! Seriously the guy needs to leave me alone or else bad things are going to happen. Yeah, I have respect for pretty much everyone except for a few certain people who just kinda annoy me. Yeah, imma shut up now and do some... well stuff I suppose. Bye.
Rune: As everyone knows, I LOVE pie! I joined in the season TDTW, but it was later cancelled. I came back for TDTOTW, but was eliminated at the merge. Since then, I've been indulging in pie and rooting for my friends back in the game and watching the past seasons. If there is a future season, expect me and my pie to enjoy the fun yet to come!
Simon: After I got eliminated I was pretty mad for everyone listening to "that person" and voting me off. I got over it though, and now I'm back to focusing on schooling and friends. I hope for there to be another season I can compete in, for I love them so very much. I want to win big again, so I can pack up my things, my girlfriend, and my cat and move to Venice, Italy.
Sonny: Why hello there, I'm Sonny! I'm a confident latina who never backs down. I love my best friends more than anything ( Lizza, Holly, Jasmin, Hilda, Tammy, Marco, Gary, Benjamin, Makato) I couldn't care less if I win or not as long as they are by my side, I just love being socially active and nice to people~ except Albert. I dated him, but I got so fed up with his love-hate relationship with Kelsie and not to mention the lack of attention he gave me( kid's all about winning), so I dumped that self-centered hijo de puta! I mean come on, are you serious, Albert? You can't stand up to Kelsie and reject her properly? I don't even have actual hatred for Kelsie, she just randomly decided to steal you from me, some girls are designed to do so, but you're the moron who gave into her. You're a sad excuse of a man, mis padres would never let me marry you. In all honesty, I'm way more sensual and experienced compared to you, so we're just not meant to be. Can't even gimme an orgasm, bleh. I hope next season I actually find THE ONE *w* And I also hope Kelsie backs the fuck away and leaves me alone, she has Albert now, so she better! PS: Don't listen to her, I AM NOT WHITE! Bitch is jealous of my mexican swag.
Tammy:
Zap:Sup? Name's Zap. I've dabute in the fourth season of Total Dragon (Superstar). As you can see from my clothes, I can make a statement. I'm an eco goth, which means I mourn for this dying world. I like to say that you can make a diffrance in this world if you just try. I'm not that much of a talker, but I can speak my thoughts and words though music and lyrics. As personality gose, I'm the kid in class being shot at with spitballs, I'm also a guy trying his best to get somthing done. I am very sensitive of my art in music and thought paper (Yes I draw, sue me), when I find somthing wrong, I can panic over it for days, but I like to keep the emotions to myself, and put it into music. Now, onto my music itself. Over the years, I've been thought diffrent types of music. I can play Guitar, Bass, Drums, and even Harmonica, but I find my calling on the turntables. I don't want to give any songs away, but I can say my style is something like skrillex, but less bass drooping. And as for camps, don't worry, I've learned from my mistakes, and I will return next season, and remember. If you see a droped bass, you know who to blame. (Makes like Obama and kicks door down.)
Zara: Hi .u. I'm Zara. I'm making this longer in order to competewith Kelsie. I was in the first season of Total Dragon and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to wear sweat pants and a sports bra. The only reason I wear my hair in a side ponytail (which I know, I could look so much better if I didn't) is because it's so damn hot on all these beachy islands that we keep getting sent to! Even so, I don't know what was going through my mind when I chose to wear a sports bra, but anyway... It was Comeback to the Island when I began to realize that I was a crazy obsessive mofo with nothing better to do than compete and obsess over Xander, who turned out to be a major dick that liked fucking himself in the ass with his actual dick. Picture that before you move on, please. Thank you. Anyway, Xander and I were fine until the next season when he stopped being nice to me in any way shape or form. I mean, he totally sucked that season too. We eliminated some good players just because I tried to keep him safe! When I finally stood up to him and told him to stop fucking my face with his dick ass he punched me in said face, so Sonny took me to go and wipe off all of the blood that was all over my shirt (which was neatly ripped into shreds and thrown into a pit of radioactive waste) and face. Besides all of the blood drama, I was happy when the quiet and mysterious Nigel stood up for me. I honestly didn't know anything about him at all at that time. He tended to keep to himself. Actually, all my friends stood up for me 'cause they were sexy beasts, but then Kelsie came out of no where and voted me out. That season was cancelled though, so who cares. Later on, Nigel and I started dating when I sucked on his lollipop. Well, technically we shared his lollipop but there was definitely some sucking on my part as well. We came into the next season with pure sexual emotions. Actually, we still hadn't even directly kissed, but we started making out later in Top of The World. You know, he's actually really well endowned. Nothing like you would imagine. Not to sound full of it, but I really think we are a nice couple, you know? Even though we're completely different people we compliment each other. He makes me happy and I hope I make him happy! To my dismay, that happiness was crushed when it was a double elimination between my "alliance", since Gary had immunity and gave it to Kristilla. And obviously, Jasmin had the Final 5 shit (which she totally deserved, mind you. She always gets eliminated right after merge, which isn't really fair considering how hard she tries, season after season). Nigel and I both double voted Cedric. I mean, Albatross is my best friend and Nigey is my boyfriend. Who else could I vote? Myself? No thank you.. Sorry, though, Cedric. You were a worthy adversary indeed and it was nice to play with you. Especially considering the fact that you are the only black guy in this game (racism in it's truest form, my friends). Once again I got off track... Well, Cedric took Nigel with him. At the same time I was glad that I got to stay, I really wish Nigey could have stayed with me. I missed him so much, which I guess was why people voted me out next episode..? I'd prefer to say that it was a backstabbing blindside, though. Not to mention that the same guy that organized to get me out was the one that turned on his alliance member (Jasmin) and voted her out the following episode. As much as I love Jasmin, I was a bit mad when I found out she voted me out. She deserves at least final 2. I mean, come on! The girl has been trying season after season and she still hasn't won! Not to mention she's fan fave.... And that, my friends, is my Total Dragon life story! If you actually read this, you are clearly insane. Kelsie, my paragraph is longer than yours. Bye-bye!