"The Calm Part 34"

"Markus and Inien talk tragedy. Colvin gets sad. Ashe and Firi go on a date through a hell portal!" - The Calm Part 34 .
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
== Quotes ==
*Markus: If you ever wanna talk about any of this, you know I'm here for you, right?
*Inien: Oh, that is super sweet, and honestly, I feel like we've reached a point of empathy that's physically impossible through talking. So, uh, fuck communicating about our problems, we're better than that shit!
*Markus: Okay, uh, no. That's unhealthy and wrong.
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*Markus: Maybe just, try and hold onto the bits you need.
*Colvin: Yep. Feels like a lot of light just left the world. That's fine. And so dies innocence. Oh well, let's make a portal!
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*Inien: You have a responsibility to explain that your first date is going to be through a hell portal.
*Ashe: Oh...
*GM: Yeah, you kinda "Oh...", and then you look over to Firi and she goes:
*Firi: Our first date is going to be through a hell portal? She looks over at Ashe, eyes glittering.
*Ashe: Is that okay? Do you like that?
*Firi: Ashe. This is the best!
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*Inien: How fucking funny would it be if like, that went to like, Onorhant, and then we just fucking close it after the fact? Like, tell me--- Obviously, that's not the case, but fucking tell me how funny that'd be.
*Harlock: I was hoping you were going to say that was the case.
*Inien: Oh no, that is like, a level of mean that's too much for me, but the thought. The thought. If I liked Ashe less, and if I was less proud of Ashe... Yeah, that shit would be happening, absolutely.
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*Thog: And you are... He gives you the mug. You are now our "#1 ad". Enjoy your new responsibility, Markus.
*Markus: Wait, what?
*Gregor: I can't think of anyone more suited to the job.
Category: The Calm episodes