PAW Patrol (live-action film)/Transcript

This is the offical transcript for the Paw patrol (Live action film)
The film starts with the logos than it is taken to a place called Adventure Bay University
"Daivd, congratulations." Said the dean of the University.
"Thank you." Said Daivd cheering, "I'll do my best in my future years."
"I hope so to." Said the dean, giving him a handshake.
At Ryders POV
"I'm going to be late, I'm going to be late, I'm- OH FUCK!!!!"
"Next, Emily." Said the Dean, "Congratulations!"
Emily gives the dean a hug as Ryder sits down
"Made it." Said Ryder.
"Aye, you are late." Said a student next to him.
"Don't mention it."
"At least you made it."
"Ever had to wait in a 2 hour line gor breakfast?"
"Nope, I eat breakfast at 5 a.m."
"Lucky."
The dean then finishes congratulating another student
"Next, Ryder!"
Ryder comes up
"You been a mix upper by being late to class almost every blowjob with tits..."
Ryder gulps
"...But then again, you did pass class. Congratulations!"
Everyone cheers for Ryder.
A flash of a camera then blinds the screen for a few seconds
"So what is everyone's plan?" Asked Ryder
"I'm going for a few more years in the Military." Said a student.
"Science Discover labs in Germany" said another.
"I think I'll move back to my old house." Said Ryder.
"You mean your hi-tech tower?" Asked the first.
Ryder nods
"It's so goddamn cool you live there." Said the second
"Maybe I can bring my recruits to the reunion."
"Bye blowjob."
"Bye niggas." Said Ryder, taking his last box to the truck, drivin' by Captain Turbot.
"Goddamnit, We don't have time, Ryder." Said CT.
Ryder climbs on board for the journey back home. And he puts on the song 'Waves' by Mr. Probz and Tobin Schultz
About 10 seconds later
"So, how was college?" Asked Captain Turbot.
"Not bad." Said Ryder,"How's Adventure Bay? It has been years since I fucking returned."
"Everyone's doing fine, but- well- you see. "
"Hold up bitch..."
Ryder steps out of the van to a boarded up window
"Wasn't this Mr. Porter's restraunt?"
"It was..." said a kid, "Till the pups arrest"
"Alex? What the shit are you talking about?" Said Ryder
"They raped a person who looked like Humdinger."
"But he passed."
"I know right, and here I am, pissed off, selling fruit as a living."
Ryder looks confused
"Marshall had my grampas meds. So of course he is a big fat slut."
"Everywhere in Adventure Bay has been emptied, most likely from some made up lies." Said Captain Turbot.
"Where's the Mayor?" Asked Ryder.
They point to Coty Hall, with Grampa Grover rusted up
"Suck my ass." Said Ryder
He goes off to see the Mayor
To be continued