Patrick's Fan Mail (11)

Patrick's Fan Mail #11 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick is still reading leftover mail at SpongeBob's house. He opens the next envelope and reads.)
Dear RICK,
You're a giant tubby.
Not sincerely, Gerald
P.S. You're going down.
Patrick: Hey, this is Patrick's Fan Mail! Not Patrick's Hate Mail! I'm afraid that I'm going to have to send you to the incinerator.
(Patrick throws the letter into SpongeBob's furnace.)
SpongeBob: I didn't even know I had a furnace!
(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)
Dear Patrick.
Have you ever decided the least the most in under a certain amount of time?
-William
Patrick: Umm...ehh...uh oh.
(Sparks fly out of Patrick's head, and he falls to the ground.)
SpongeBob: Oh, no! You broke Patrick! I hope you're feeling good about yourself, William!
Patrick: Wha...where am I?
SpongeBob: I think that's enough letter-reading for one day!
Patrick: No! I cannot let my fans down!
(Patrick crawls to the pile of envelopes, grabs one, opens it, and reads.)
Dear Patrick,
Do you like Sandy?
Sincerely, Tropicaljackson.
Patrick: Yeah, I like her. Why wouldn't I?
SpongeBob: Patrick, I think Tropicaljackson wants to know if you like her.
Patrick: And?
SpongeBob: You know, like her?
Patrick: I'm not following.
SpongeBob: He wants to know if you have the hots for Sandy.
Patrick: Ohhh! Sorry, Tropicaljackson, but after burying my dearly departed ex-wife, I don't think I can ever feel that way about a woman again.
SpongeBob: You do realize that it was a lamp you buried, right?
Patrick: Of course! (to the camera) Come back next time for yet another installment of Patrick Fan Mail!
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