Weldon Burgereaux

"I assure you, this is a perfectly natural process that has been medically tested on chicken nuggets."
== Appearance ==
Weldon Burgereaux is described as a "very ornate man, who is buns, lettuce, tomatoes, meat, pickles, and various condiments, all stacked," which is taken to mean that he is a hamburger. He has rose-tinted glasses and wears a pink boater hat.
== Biography ==
Weldon is a perpetually cheerful man who is the owner and proprietor of the O-Nion Station. His demeanor is thought to be caused by the orientation machines at this establishment. These machines emit the Serenity Beams that put both the staff and guests under a spell that removes any negative thought from them.
=== Adulthood ===
Before Garce, Mike Soup, and Gene arrived at the O-Nion Station, Weldon received word from a "mysterious, anonymous, borderline ominous, source" that the ship was to carry J.V.I.P. guests. Weldon then prepared to personally meet every guest himself in order to make the unknown J.V.I.P. arrivals more comfortable.
He greeted Garce, Mike Soup, and Gene at the arrival dock, and then led them to the orientation machines, which then prohibited the gang to say anything negative, and blocked all worry and negative thought from their minds by way of the Serenity Beams. How these machines work is unknown, but it is thought to be some sort of mind control by light hypnosis. He then led them to the Zero-G Lazy River.
After checking on the J.V.I.P.s (Garce, Gene, and Mike Soup), and their guests (Maizey, Smeech, Jobblet, and Goondis), then alerted them that the Pasta Parade was due to be soon, and that he had reserved the highest float in honor of them all—the Feel-Good Float.
During the Pasta Parade, Weldon Burgereaux was on the leading float and introduced the J.V.I.P Feel-Good Float. While on the float, on Weldon's request, Doctor Goondis shot the Serenity Lights at the crowd, calming them. The Dark Master then interrupted the Parade by taking a bite out of the O-Nion Station, killing many of the guests, including Weldon himself. Before perishing at the hands of the Dark Master, he warned the group to run, and then "just straight-up died."Category:Characters