Squidward vs. Burrito World

Squidward was having sex with Squilliam in a bed. Squilliam's dick turned into a rattle snake and wrapped itself around Squidward's neck, hissing and trying to choke him. "Get offa me, mother fucker!!!," Squidward yelled! He grabbed a steak knife and stabbed the snake in the stomach, throwing it onto the floor, killing it! Then, Squidward ran towards the exit, and opened a door, then jumped out of the plane he was in, high in the sky, and Kim Jong-un was looking through a telescope in North Korea and told a few soldiers standing behind him, "미국 스카이다이버 같네요. 즉시 그를 쏴!" Then, the North Korean army fired a missile at Squidward and it killed him and made his body look like a beautiful firework as it blew up in the sky. Squidward's eyes were closed, then he woke up in a hot tub and to his left and right were two humanoid, mutant, female, grasshoppers wearing bikinis, sipping vodka. Squidward started to get up, asking, "WHERE AM I?!" One of the grasshoppers grabbed onto Squidward's left arm and the other grasshopper flashed him, yelling, "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE US!" Squidward yelled, "FUCK THIS PLACE!" Squidward grabbed a miniature gun and shot the grasshopper that was holding onto him in her face, killing her, the other grasshopper shouted, "AAAAGHH!!!" Squidward shot her in the face, killing her too! He then took off and began to run through a street in a city, the sky was orange, there were strange shaped buildings. Squidward thought to himself he must be on an alien planet! He shot an old man grasshopper getting out of a minivan, carrying a grocery bag, then Squidward stole the vehicle and drove off into it. He was followed by three police cars with police grasshoppers in them. While speeding through the city streets, Squidward tuned the radio in the minivan to a police signal, where an officer said, "The subject is in a minivan! Don't let him drive into the giant burrito in Central Park, as it is the only thing keeping our world in balance!" Squidward looked back at the police cars for a second, then sped up, driving into Central Park, through a field, knocking a bunch of thin trees down! In front of him, was a glowing, giant burrito, floating above the ground, and Squidward forwarded the minivan into it, and suddenly, as a result, the entire planet exploded! Squidward was then teleported back home, to Hell, where he belongs.
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