Pat in Prom

Pat in Prom is an episode of Patrick's New Job.
== Character ==
* Patrick Star (Major)
* Pearl Krabs (Major)
* SpongeBob SquarePants (Supporting)
* Eugene Krabs (Minor)
* Evelyn Annette (Minor)
* Prom Boutique Manager (Minor) (Debut)
* Squidward Tentacles (Non-Talking Cameo)
* Cops (Non-Talking Cameo)
== Synopsis ==
Patrick works at a dress store and a customer asks him to go to prom with her.
== Script ==
*Patrick and SpongeBob play Cube Cube Cube at the Krusty Krab*
*Pearl runs into the Krusty Krab*
Pearl: (Screams, in a hurry) Daddy, I need a dress to prom, it's urgent!
Mr. Krabs: But Pearl, what about the dress I made you?
Pearl: It's made of stinky towels! There's no way I'm gonna wear that!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? Can you go buy a dress for Pearl's prom?
Pearl: I'm not going to let this sponge-head choose the dress!
Mr. Krabs: So why wouldn't you go with him?
Pearl: Okay... Give me some money then.
Mr. Krabs: Oh no... How much does it cost?
Pearl: Twelve
Mr. Krabs: Well then...
Pearl: Hundred.
Mr. Krabs: That's crazy! How can a dress be so expensive?
Pearl: It's covered in diamonds, duh!
Mr. Krabs: (Hesitating) Why wouldn't SpongeBob pay for the dress?
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, that's more than you pay me.
Mr. Krabs: Well, I will pay even less if you won't pay for the dress!
SpongeBob: Okay! Patrick, do you wanna come with us?
Pearl: No way! He'll destroy the entire store!
SpongeBob: That's Patrick, nothing can go wrong?
Pearl: Seriously? *moans* Whatever.
Patrick: Yay, let's go!
*Steps on the table and collapses it*
*Everyone stares at him*
Patrick: Now let's go!
*Cuts to the Prom Boutique*
Pearl: There it is!
*Grabs a dress covered in diamonds*
Pearl: It's beautiful!
SpongeBob: Let's see... (Panicked) 2,100 dollars?! You said 1,200!
Pearl: Oh yeah, I was wrong. But look at this, isn't it gorgeous?
SpongeBob: Okay... But I brought only 1,200, I didn't think I would need more.
Pearl: But that's only the dress, there is also the purse, the belt, the necklace, the earrings...
Pearl: The tiara, the makeup, the bracelets-
SpongeBob: I understand, but if I don't enough money to buy the dress, how am I supposed to buy the other accessories that go with it?
Pearl: You could work here, the employees get more money than you will ever have.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, why wouldn't you work here?
Patrick: I never said I wouldn't!
SpongeBob: So would you?
Patrick: Yeah sure.
Pearl: "Yeah sure?" There's no way they will accept your application.
*Patrick exits the boss office*
Manager: (Voice only) We accept your application, you got the job!
Patrick: (Excited) I got the job!
Pearl: (Shocked) But... But, how?
Patrick: I just answered a question.
Pearl: What question?
Patrick: "What's your name"
Pearl: (Shocked) That's it?!
*Patrick nods his head*
Patrick: They said nobody applies for the job because they think they won't get it, but now there are no employees so they accept whoever they can.
Pearl: I have to apply too!
Patrick: Now there are enough employees, so you can't.
Pearl: I will replace you!
Patrick: They said that my look will attract people who think "This is how I will look if I won't shop here."
*Cuts to Patrick's first day at work*
Evelyn: What dress do you think will suit me the most?
Patrick: Maybe this one.
*Points on a yellow plaid dress*
Patrick: It looks like a pineapple. Can you hand me this dress?
*Evelyn hands Patrick the dress*
*Patrick eats it and spits it out*
Patrick: (Grossed) Eww, it tastes like fabric!
Evelyn: It is fabric!
Patrick: Ohh...
Evelyn: Now I can't try on this dress!
Patrick: Of course you can!
*Patricks puts the dress back in his mouth and spits in the shape of a dress onto Evelyn's body*
Evelyn: (Angry, grossed) Eww, I'm not coming back again!
*She throws away the dress and runs out of the store*
*Pearl enters the store*
Pearl: Patrick, can you cover me while I'm (Whispers) shoplifting the dress.
Patrick: Sure.
Pearl: (Whispers) Thanks!
*Pearl puts the dress into her purse when suddenly Patrick throws a blanket on her*
Manager: Patrick, why have you done that?
*The manager takes off the blanket to reveal Pearl trying to smuggle an expensive dress*
Manager: Unbelievable, you stopped a thief from shoplifting our most expensive dress! Good job, Patrick.
*The manager pets Patrick's back when everyone starts clapping*
*Cops enter the store and arrest Pearl who froze shocked*
Manager: We don't deserve you, we shall let you go with a ten million early salary.
*A bunch of money falls and covers the frame as the episode end*
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Category:Patrick's New Job Episodes
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