House repellent

house repellent is the third episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with CrazySponge inside his house]
CrazySponge: i am sick and tired of that house crushing me all the time, but i'm too lazy to do something about it so im gonna watch some hfb
[He turns on the television]
TV Announcer: Hoopla's Fantastic Beach will be back after these messages!
CrazySponge: fuck i just missed it
Commercial Guy: Hey, you! The little 12 year old green fish!
CrazySponge: i'll ignore that remark
Commercial Guy: Have you been crushed by houses lately?
CrazySponge: well yeah
Commercial Guy: Then what you need is house repellent!
CrazySponge: house repellent?
Commercial Guy: Yes! One spray of house repellent and houses will fear you for all eternity! (Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, and death)
CrazySponge: sounds interesting
Commercial Guy: Then come on down to Walmart and get a house repellent today!
CrazySponge: well i was just gonna destroy the house but this house repellent sounds like a smarter idea
[Cut to CrazySponge at Walmart]
Walmart Cashier Guy: Welcome to Walmart, can I get you anything?
CrazySponge: can i buy one house repellent
Walmart Cashier Guy: Yeah, that'll be $10.
CrazySponge: fuck i forgot my wallet at home. hey wait don't i own walmart
Walmart Cashier Guy: You make some good points, Aidan. (He gives him a house repellent)
CrazySponge: tanks
Walmart Cashier Guy: No problemo.
[Cut to CrazySponge standing near his house. He shakes the house repellent and sprays it all over him]
CrazySponge's House: Oh hell no i'm outta here
[CrazySponge's house leaves]
CrazySponge: o. i guess it works a little better than i thought-
House: (off-screen) INCOMING!
[House is about to crush CrazySponge, but he freezes and smells the repellent]
House: EW! What the shit is that? A new perfume?
CrazySponge: no it's house repellent now you can't kill me anymore wahahahahaha-
[House takes out a gun and shoots CrazySponge]
House: Should've gotten gun repellent amirite
[End]
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