Shenanigans: Episode 077

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==Recap==
===Day 0, Sunday===
It is evening in Bergshire, Autumn. The party are in Shenanigans. The bar staff and the patrons have all dressed up for some reason, but the party isn't. Tersam Adoy is trying to grow new moss on his quarterstaff. Gimp the pimp imp with a limp is cat-calling Lizzy, to Lizzy's amusement, Droopy tries to flirt wink at Glib Glob but it fails. Sam asks the band on the stage to be quiet because it'll wake up his nephew, Damien the evil baby, he is carrying, but the band ignores the requests.
Desmond comes over to the party and tells them about the The Totally Tubular Town Tournament. An annual contest in Drekis to see which town or city is the best. The judges will be arriving in Bergshire in 3 days. Desmond asks the party to help make the town more presentable. Lizzy says the town will be judged on how clean it is, the crime/danger level, and how pleasant the town is.
Gimp suggests using sex works to influence the judges when they arrive. Tersam wants to fight crime to the crime rate is lower. Gerald goes around helping individuals with their problems, one by one. Sam is skeptical if Bergshire could ever win since it is a terrible town.
Overnight Droppy cleans up the graveyard and sanctifies the statue of Voraci. Droppy removes potholes and traps in the town. 
===Day 1, Monday===
Gerald goes out and casts Enthrall on townsfolk 7 times, using a Nap spell to recharge it. Gerald tells the townsfolk to make improvements to the properties and do some small tings to make the town better, while Gerald also giving out wine to them. The very first enthrall goes poorly because Gimp interrupts it and a fight breaks out. Gerald heals up the injured. In the end Gerald gets 150 people to improve their properties. Gerald then buys a rainbow rope to represent better for his god Womaatoar.
Droopy spends the day collecting dark flowers and placing them at the graves in the graveyard.
Tersam Adoy wants to cover the stench of the town. He finds some sage in the woods. Afterwards Gerald says he can use metamorphise liquids on some vanilla to make barrels to vanilla and cover the town with it.
Sam gathers some songbirds with animal friendship.
Gimp goes to look for hot people to be hot servers in Shenanigans for the day of the contest. Gimp visits Sophia the Pimp to hire her 4 hottest people for the contest.
===Day 2, Tuesday===
Gerald then does another set of 7 enthrall spells.
Gerald makes barrels of vanilla that get poured all over town. Sam & Tersam have banners and signs made calling Bergshire "The vanilla capital of the Drekis". Tersam covers the road north of Bergshire and Sam covers the road east of Bergshire. While Tersam is putting up signs he spots an Ogre, and he runs away from it on his donkey. 
Droopy finds a large rock, and uses shape stone to turn it into a statue of Desmond. Droopy then goes to the river and creates a 200 square feet of beach.
Tersam to say that he'll be giving out free healing tomorrow for "Free Healing Wednesday". He then meets with Sheriff Muscles who reveals he'll be out of town tomorrow for a strong man contest in Kurshwikk. The Sheriff hasn't found a suitable deputy. Tersam casts enlarge on Sam, Tersam casts Moral on Sam, Droopy casts Strength of Stone on Sam, so he can become the new deputy. 
Gimp gets some clothes for his servers. Droopy gets new clothes, including a coak with the symbol of Voraci on it.
===Day 3, Wednesday===
The judges arrive in a carriage. Droopy, using a tiki torch, casts pyrotechnics to create fireworks, which blinds. One of judges is blinded, as well as the driver and the horses. The carriage crashes outside Shenanigans. The judges are injured and Tersam heals them. Gerald takes care of the carriage the right way around. Tersam casts Moral on Sam so he can take charge of the situation.
The judges are named Shelly, Shelia, Dan, Daniel the judge meets the party. Sam introduces himself as the Sheriff and invites them inside Shenanigans for Vanilla Lattes.
Sam then takes the judges past the graveyard on the way to the beach. The judges find going to the graveyard is unusual. But it gives time for Gimp to set up the beach chairs and the servers to give the judges drinks. Tersam does a flame dance while blindfolded on the beach.
Sam then takes the party to the Lesbian Bar on the docks. Then the library with the plaque commemorating the events of Shenanigans: Episode 037. Then the Wizard Tower, Woghorts, where Sam tries to get Layla to help them with the tour, but she ends up just buying booze from the person by the redwood tree outside the tower from Cletus from Shenanigans: Episode 053 then rudely leaves.
The party then go back to Shenanigans and the Moral spell on Sam has worn off and he is his usual nervous self. The party get the judges high off Starfleaf and Gimp steals the scorecards and finds they have rated Bergshire very poorly. Gimp changes the scores to be higher. Sam gives a large rant at the judges about how Bergshire is a place of acceptance and inclusivity, but the judges are too drunk to remember it.
===Day 4, Thursday===
The judges leave town, with hazy memories of the previous day. The alterations to the scorecards has worked and Bergshire isn't last, but 11th out of 21st.
==Experience==
714 exp each
* Gerald levels up
** Max HP +6
Category:Shenanigans Episodes