Alan Garner vs Brick Tamland

Alan Garner vs Brick Tamland is the 4th installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles. It features 'The Hangover' character Alan Garner rapping against "Anchorman" character Brick Tamland. It was released on February 19th, 2014. 
== Cast ==
ZodiacKiaran as Alan Garner
ZodiacKiaran  as Brick Tamland
== Lyrics ==
=== 
Alan Garner ===
I'm comin' at you with awesome raps will kick you in the nut sack         	
You might be loyal and stupid but you'll never make the wolf pack
It doesn't take no hangover just to forget that you're worthless
My beard is already beating you you cannot even touch this
You're the worst best friend that anyone could have
Channel 4 news team sounds like a weather report gone bad
Calling you mentally retarded just insults the word retarded
You smell that, HA, that's the burn I just farted
=== 
Brick Tamland ===
Agh awa ligh ah
I'm gonna, gonna beat you right here
I'm more famous than you and I don't even need a beard
Today's weather, a series of showing disses
Of the last two movies of your franchise your director pissed in
You took that monkey with you to bed and let it suck on your banana
There's a party in my pants and you're not invited, ask Brian Fantana
I'm got more fans than you, I'm the ultimate Kind of Champ
I hate you Alan Garner …..I love lamp
=== Alan Garner
 ===
Oh please 
You're just nothing, your parents named you Brick
I guess that makes some sense 'cause you clearly made them sick
I owned a monkey and a baby, I even met a lady
How can you do the weather when the green screen drives you crazy
I'll kidnap you like black doug and take you to Lesley Chow
You shouldn't be reporting the weather
'Cause you clearly don't know how
I'll put on my awesome satchel and finish you swiftly
I'll throw a trident to your heart, 
Ron Burgundy: boy…..that escalated quickly
=== 
Brick Tamland ===
You're so damn fat you should be called Alan Gainer
You look like a lonely hobo, go and do yourself a favour
Take off that fanny pack, you look like a girl
That giant belly of your just makes me wanna hurl
Hey, where did you get those raps, from the toilet store?
And that ugly wife of yours who most likely is a whore
I'm more imbecilic and adorable than you will ever be
I'm kind of a big deal, call me Ron Burgundy (LOUD NOISES!)
== Trivia ==
* This is the first battle to involve only the two title rappers against each other, with no third party or supporting characters joining in. 
* This is considered by Ciaran to be his best written battle from Emo Owl Rap Battles
* Ciaran has discussed possibly remastering this battle for "Rap Battle! ZodiacKiaran".