Do the Mario

thumb|310x310px|right|Lou Albano in action!
Do the Mario is the famous dance that only Captain Lou Albano, Mikoid, Taco n00ba, and the Undefeatables can do. Somebody also tried to Do the Mario once, and he DIEd.
This dance was invented by Captain Lou Albano when Fake Bowser asked him to come up with an attack to defeat Bowser. The Captain invented this dance and defeated Bowser himself in a dance battle. However, this did not much good for Fake Bowser, and Mr. Albano was subsequently burned to death by Bowser's fire breath. Thankfully for Albano, Napoleon Bonaparte liked this dance so much that he revived Captain Lou Albano just so he could watch him Do the Mario some more.
Not many people like this dance. Some guys think it's too stupid, and most guys think it's too difficult to learn... However, the people that do do it usually do it out of fear. You wanna know why? If You don't do this dance, you're gonna turn into a Goomba.
==How To "Do the Mario"==
#Swing your arms from side to side
#Come on it's time to go do the Mario
#Take one step
#And then again
#Let's do the Mario
#Altogether now
#Swing your arms from side to side
#Come on it's time to go do the Mario
#Take one step
#And then again
#Let's do the Mario
#Altogether now
#Just... like... that!
All the while, you must shift your body back and forth like a chubby hippie. You must also randomly teleport around a computer-generated background (green screen) without the assistance of a pipe.
The only way to succesfully do it is by being Captain Lou Albano or run around like an idiot. Running around like an idiot will cause you to do the Mario. Of course this is just theorectical. In order for this to be effective for more than looking like an idiot, you need to do this dance in 7.5 dimensions.
==Variants==
===Do the Mario Style===
Do the Mario Style is a variant of the Do the Mario dance that Mario invented one day because he was bored. This version of the dance involves visiting 1-1 from the shame Super Mario Bros. and doing the Gangnam Style with one other person. However, one person can sing lyrics, which are a parody of the song correlating to the aforementioned dance. Additionally, lyrics in the song's second verse can be altered to be badmouthing your dance partner, such as calling them a coward or saying they have a crush on Daisy. Mario does these in the version of the song he performs with Luigi.
==Trivia==
*Nobody likes it.
*Mario's stand is named after this song.
*It was in DANCE DANCE DE-EVOLUTION.
*His Homeboy Takanuva da groova loooves dis jam.
*This was the most popular tune in the world for a split second.
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