The Promise

Musical guest - Gwen Stefani
Special guest - Don Cheadle
== Quotes ==
Erica: Hey, KaBlam! fans! and welcome to KaBlam!. I’m Erica, or Elise, but nobody calls me that. Anyways, today, we celebrate April fools day, and my parents promised to buy snacks when the offbeats came over to watch some SpongeBob with me for the first time, in fact, they never heard it
Captain: [Singing] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Children: [Singing] SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: [Singing] Absorbent and yellow and porus is he!
Children: [Singing] SpongeBob SquarePants!
Erica: Okay guys, watch this, this is where Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that he’s 15 minutes late!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're 15 minutes late!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlammers! keep doing pranks, gags and tricks. still to come... Race rabbit, The Offbeats. and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on "KaBlam!"
Erica: no, not the guest star, the next ones race rabbit
Simon: Light it.
Shannon: I don't wanna do this.
Simon: Do it. It's the only way I'm gonna catch that bird.
Roadrunner [offscreen]: Meep-meep!
Simon: Here he comes. Light it.
[After the Roadrunner zips by, she lights the rocket, which sends him soaring through the sky crash landing through the bathroom]
Henry & June: No, no, no, no, no, noooo! [the bathtub crashes with them in it] 
June: Doggone it! That's it! No more! I'm tired of being kicked around by this world!
Shannon: [offscreen]: I'm sorry
June: It's all right.
Shannon: I tried to stop him...
June: I don't blame you! You a girl! A GIRL!!
Grubby Groo: They nervous, they nebbish, they small, and the Populars don’t like them at all. But that’s okay, life is sweet. They cool. They’re the Offbeats 
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Gwen Stefani! 
(crowd cheers) 
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Gwen Stefani: If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way
'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
If I could escape
And recreate a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
(Whatsoever) we can make it better
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape)
Woo hoo (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo (to our sweet escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo (yeah) yee hoo
You held me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on, let's bounce
Counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground
So, baby, times getting a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy
Wait on you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
By the way the you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me
If I could escape
And recreate a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
(Whatsoever) we can make it better
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
(Sweet escape)
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo (if I could escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo (if I could escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
'Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold
If I could escape
And recreate a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
(Whatsoever) we can make it better
And tell me, boy, now wouldn't that be sweet? 
(Sweet escape)
Woo hoo (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo (to our sweet escape) yee hoo
Woo hoo (I wanna get away) yee hoo
Woo hoo (yeah) yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Woo hoo, yee hoo
Ryan: Okay, so we hope you enjoyed it.
Holly: Give it up for our musical guest, Gwen Stefani!
Gwen Stefani: Thanks, guys, I had a great time.
Erica: And how about a big round of applause for our special guest? Don Cheadle, everybody.
Kayla: Yeah, Don! 
Don Cheadle: (while Mr. Foot places him in the trunk of a car) Thank you, guys, for having me on the show.
Corey: We had lots of fun making you laugh.
Declan: Thanks for watching and for being such great fans.
All: we’ll see you next time on KaBlam 
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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