Susan TV Reboot Episode 1 (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
Cheering rings out across the recording studio.
Susan: “Thank you, thank you. Susan TV is back! You know how it used to be video games that took over the entire gaming industry back then? Well that would change many years later. Mobile games became the hottest thing, as with a simple touch of an app’s icon, you can play it. It’s not like OTHER handhelds. Anyways, let’s start with the first “hot” mobile game we made a short on, Greens vs Monsters!”
The crowd cheered
Heads: “Let’s point out how weird it would be if they replaced real weapons.”
== Greens vs Monsters ==
Damon: "I'm a farmer named Insane Damon. I'm called that because I am insanely good at planting. My plants can be used as weapons! OK, Carrot Cannons, get them!"
The carrot cannons shoot carrots at the Witches and Warlocks
Witches: "Those carrots aren't so sharp! If you want to attack us with something better, it better be sha-"
Sharp carrots from the Carrot Cannons pierce through the witches
Witches; they shoot the carrots with their spells
Zombies: they eat the plants
Damon: he throws Blueberry Bombs at the monsters "I'M INSANELY GOOD AT THIS!"
Flowers: they produce more Blueberry Bombs and bomb the monsters
Skeletons: "All it did was squirt out juice."
The monsters destroy the plants
Damon: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Skeletons: "Surrender now, Damon!"
Damon: "Fine. Want me to go insane on you? I have real bombs." he throws real bombs at the monsters
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
The crowd cheers
Susan: "Wow! That was good! But what's next for this episode? Well, let Bomber explain."
Bomber: "The game is called Raging Avians, where all types of birds are angry at the pigs and cattle for steeling their eggs. The chicken lays-"
Breaking News
Walt Carter: "Well, sorry to interrupt you, but Monica and Isabelle are taking over my reporting! And thank the Lord for that. It's hard to be both mayor and a news reporter."
Cut back to Susan TV
Bomber: "The penguin-"
Susan: "Stop, Bomber. You don't know what just happened. We got interrupted by the breaking news. But I guess congrats to Monica and Isabelle, cousins of Sonic for being the new news reporters!"
Isabella: "And I was named right after Sonic's cousin and Monica's twin."
The crowd cheers
Bomber: "Just get to the short already, Susie."
Susan: "Right!"
== Raging Avians ==
Pigs and Cattle steal eggs from the birds
Falcon: he gets in the slingshot and speeds up, hitting the bomb storage
The bombs blow up and knock out many cattle
Falcon: “That’s what I call a real yee-haw!”
Penguin: “I’m gonna round them up too!” she shoots snowballs at some pigs after launching itself using a slingshot
Pigs were frozen and so are some of their structures that turned into ice
Penguin: “And that’s what I call the PIG ice age!”
Chicken: “I’m a hen! I can lay drop or lay eggs!” it flings itself using the slingshot and drops multiple eggs on the cattle
Hummingbirds: they fling themselves using the slingshot and destroy the ice structures “Frostbite! Frostbite! Frostbite! Ha! Let’s do it again!”
The structures fell on some cattle and pigs
Falcon: he gets an egg from the falling building
Duck: after being shot out of a cannon, it shouts a loud quack and destroys some structures frozen by Penguin
Woodpecker: it shoots itself out of a cannon and destroys many wood structures
The pigs and cattle were defeated
Woodpecker: “We didn’t even need to use the other birds. How pathetic.”
Falcon: he dashed to the eggs and saved them from the falling structures “We caused mass destruction in just one day. Let’s rest.”
== Susan Wraparound 3 ==
Susan: “Nice one Bomber! Now the next one is-“
Alan: “Meet Alan!”
Susan: “A, No it's not, and B, these are shorts inspired by mobile games.”
Alan: “I know, This short is inspired by a mobile game. Here you call it Crocs and Pipes. This short is named similar to a world in it, now we're getting on with it!”
The crowd cheered for Alan
== Meet Alan ==
Silence and Srish are being chased by a angry Dria, who accidently shoots the water pipe heading into their underground base.
Alan: “Hm hm hm, hm hm hm hm-“ he turns on the cold water in the shower, only for nothing to happen “Hmm? What the heck happened to the water?" he looks outside to see the pipe broken "5th time this week! Good thing that water seems to pool in zones around our other broken pipes."
Alan then looks out a window to see a pool of water and his Wisps in a dirt pile.
Alan: “Ranger? Distractor? What are you doing out there? Hold on, i'll dig you out!”
Alan then presses his finger against the glass, magically cutting some dirt. He then continues to do so until the water is flowing down into the water pipe. As the water washes over Alan's Wisps, they revitalize and enter the water pipe themselves. Quickly, they, and water, pop out of the shower head, filling the bathtub.
Alan: “Good to see you guys safe.”
Alan's Wisps then start playing in the tub, and close the shower curtain.
Alan: “Oy! I wanted to use that!”
Alan then sighs as the short ends.
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
The crowd cheers
Susan: “Well, the crowd seemed to like it.”
Alan: “Thank you, thank you, my friends have their own segments coming up soon. But first, a word from the sponsor.”
Alan then leaves and the crowd cheers
== Milo and Papaya Industries ==
Milo: "Hello, everyone! I'm Milo!"
Papaya: "And I'm Papaya!"
Milo and Papaya: "And besides being royals, getting money from the Mushroom Kingdom economy, we also got enough money from all our mechanical and magical inventions!"
The crowd cheered for them
Milo: "And we used some of our money to sponsor Susan TV!"
Papaya: "We can also share factory videos with you on social media platforms!"
== Susan Wraparound 5 ==
Susan: "That would be great! Anyways, how about we get to the next mobile games?"
Curd: "Is it time for MY favorite Mobile game? Is it time for my short on my favorite mobile game?"
Susan: "That's right! It's called Pop Tower Defense!"
Curd: "Oh yeah, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! Thanks, Susan! I have been waiting my entire life to give my first ever vignette to you! This was made before the short I showed in the first episode of the original Susan TV."
Susan: "Now's the perfect time!"
Curd: she pops all of the balloons in the room with her darts “Yahoo! It’s Pop Tower Defense time!”
Ava: “Are you wacko, Curd? You just destroyed some of the decoration!”
Susan: “Actually, no, their purpose is to be popped, and them being popped is supposed to be a symbol of what the next short is about.”
The Crowd Applauded Curd
== Pop Tower Defense ==
Monkey sounds
Many balloons steal their town
Monkey Hero: he throws heavy darts at the balloons at supersonic speed
The other monkeys pop the other balloons with their darts
Monkey Hero: "We're doing good."
General Monkey: he uses his bombs to destroy the balloons in metal casing "How are they flying? It can't be rocketing with its drip point!"
Monkey Hero: "They're splitting. That my friend is what you have to worry about."
General Monkey: "Come on! I'm using bombs! They do AOE damage!" he throws more bombs at the balloons
A blimp arrives
Sorceress Monkey: she tries shooting lightning at the balloons, but her lightning attacks seem to target the lightning rod of a building "How is it not working? I am using lightning for crying out loud!"
General Monkey: "That's a lightning rod. Maybe go FAR away."
Sorceress Monkey: "But I can't! I'm in only one position!"
General Monkey: he calls the helicopter
The helicopter brings the Sorceress Monkey to a place far away from the building
Sorceress Monkey: "Thank you."
General Monkey: "Just saying, you could've used your fire attacks too!"
Sorceress Monkey: she shoots fireballs and breathes fire at the balloons and the blimp
The blimp got destroyed and got split into many different clay balloons
Pirate Monkey: he shot multiple bombs at the balloons with his ship's cannons
Shinobi Monkey: she splits into multiple clones of herself and destroyed the red blimp, splitting it into many blue blimps
Sorceress Monkey: she shoots lightning at the blue blimps and freezes the clay balloons that came out of it
Monkey Hero: he quickly threw darts at the clay balloons frozen and "shatters" them "You just got shattered! I have heavy darts! A normal monkey's darts would be ineffective against it. My darts are heavy and can easily shatter you when you're frozen! But it would be even better if I vaporized you. If only I had laser vision..."
A green blimp arrives
Monkey Hero: "Oh no! The big blimp! Let's get it!"
Mayor Monkey: "I had every single fruit industry produce a lot of fruits so that we can sell them for enough money. Now we have enough to upgrade you."
The monkeys get upgraded to max level, and the Monkey Hero became the Sol God
Sol God: "Hyper Balloon Popping Monkey Group Ultraforce... GO!"
The team blasted the blimps and all of the balloons
Sol God: he teleports all of the things the balloons stole back to the town
The monkeys cheered for the Sol God
Sol God: "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
== Susan Wraparound 6 ==
The crowd applauded for Curd
Curd: "Thank you so much. I loved making this. It means so much to me for you to applaud my first ever work, which is one that I hid until this moment."
Dria: "Huh, why does this feel like it implies something?"
Susan: "I don't know what you mean. Also, why are you here?"
Dria: "It's my turn to do a parody."
Susan: "What?" 
Dria: "Yeah, our parody is a four parter!"
Susan: "Well, how about you just do the other three parts in split screen? That'd make things easier so that I can get to Mia's Candy Frog short."
== Troubled Waters ==
Dria walks into the bathroom and attempts to turn on the water, but nothing comes out.
Dria: "What? Why is there no- oh, was that the water pipe I destroyed? Dang it! Well, good thing we have those little water pockets."
Dria then looks out a window completely separate from the one from the last short, and finds a dirt pile alongside a piston holding water and piston activator under another water pocket. Then her Wisp poofed in. 
Dria: "Feathers? How are you here?" feathers teleports to another zone in the dirt "Since when-? I'll get you outta there! I hope..."
Dria then cuts a careful path through the dirt that leads to a broken water pipe and past her wisp, then cuts down some dirt to release the water, dropping it into a chamber below and activating the piston activator, which launches the water, which revitalizes Feathers, who, along with the water, enters the pipe. Both then drop out the shower head, with the water filling the tub.
Dria: "Thank goodness you're safe! Now we can have a bath!"
Dria then closes the curtain and takes off her clothes behind it before getting in the tub.
== Susan Wraparound 7 ==
The crowd applauded for Dria
Dria: "Thank you very much! Now you can get to that Candy Frog short.
Susan: "Alright! Last mobile game parody today!"
Mia: "Candy Frog!"
Susan: "With Froggy as the one to feed."
Mia: "That's right!"
The crowd claps for Mia
== Candy Frog ==
Big: "Hey, Froggy? What do you want to do today?"
Froggy: he sees a candy tied to a rope and jumps multiple times
Big: "Excuse me, Blaze! Can you please do me a favor? I am too fat and immobile to get that candy for Froggy. Can you please cut those ropes to feed Froggy?"
Blaze: "Sure thing, Big. As a cat, I have claws, after all." she rockets to the candy puzzle "What should I do to get that candy to Big's frog? Seems like a difficult puzzle."
The screen pans to the puzzle filled with trampolines, treadmills, movable rope generators, fans and bubble wands
Silver: "No need to ask, Blaze. I can help you with that so that we can deliver this candy to Froggy."
Blaze: she cuts the rope holding the candy
The candy goes to the bubble wand
Silver: "It's too far, so I can't move the candy itself."
Blaze: "Then what about-"
Silver: "I want to use my telekinesis to get better at solving puzzles."
Blaze: "How about we just let it fall down?"
Silver: "Not a bad idea."
Blaze: "Froggy can use his tongue to get the candy anyway."
Silver: "Uh, Blaze, there are logs. We don't want the candy contaminated."
Blaze: "Don't the ropes already contaminate-"
Silver: "You're right! But I'm afraid the ants might take it, and contamination doesn't matter for a slimy, or mucus-y frog."
Blaze: she pops the bubble
The candy landed on a trampoline that lead it to a movable rope generator
Silver: he moves the rope generator
Blaze: she cuts the rope after the candy is aligned with the gap between the logs
Froggy: he eats the candy
Big: "Thanks, Silver and Blaze!"
== Susan Wraparound 8 ==
The crowd applauded
Susan: "And that's all for this episode of the Susan TV Reboot!"
The crowd cheered for Susan
Susan: "Hope to see you next time! Silence-"
The crowd goes silent
Susan: "No, crowd, I mean Silence the Hyena. And Srish the Water Strider. Both of you will get leftover shorts in the next episode of Susan TV Reboot!"
Srish: I... Err.
The End!
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