Interview with Doctor Saasgeeg

Here we have an Interview with Doctor Saasgeeg, known Doctor of Surgery, replacing his Skin. This interview was Done By Hector McKrackett from the Lumberkind University of Plinkona. This is Perhaps the Only Article One is able to find About him, as he Ended up dying for Reason I know, but I'm not Going To Tell you. I will say it Had Absolutely nothing to do With anything this Article discusses. Hector McKrackett was confirmed Dead from a Not entirely mysterious Hit and Run related to Yet Another Failed Attempt to Summon Abraham Lincoln from Heaven to grace our world again, which again Resulted in A Serial Killer having Fish Hatch in their Bodies and swimming in their blood stream until they kill the host. Then the fish compete inside of the Corpse to become the Own the Humans Body. It's funny to think about that, you know? We start out as empty, hollow People with nothing to us, and we let Other things fill us With what we Learn is a sense of Self. I Choose to fill the void of my self with Fish also, feel them swimming in my little Pot Self. BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL.
== Piece of Shit Interview ==
McKrackett: Thank you for coming Tonight.
Saasgeeg: And think you. You think about it. Gotta Think about it. What are we gonna be thinking about.
Saasgeeg: Youtube Poop inspired me from A Young Age, thus I chose the name Saasgeeg. Always gotta chuckle at a Good 'Sas', you know? But you know, you don't really get that good 'Geg' these days.
McKrackett: I agree. But I Don't care about the Weather on Tuesdays.
Saasgeeg: You Leave me No Choice. *Cocks Gun*
McKrackett: What inspired you to Start replacing your Skin with Carpet Samples?
Saasgeeg: Well you see, I was Always Troubled by the Fact that Human Skin Can't be pissed on Efficiently. It's always, It's always Been A Fantasy of mine to absolutely reek of piss you know? My friends back at the Lab you know, they're Working on Way so that we can Take out Our Organ so that we Can stop Spending money on Bags and Other gaudy Bullshit. So I think We can work on Bag transformations Together. Let's all become bags. Alright, they told me, but the bastards at Lowes didn't want to assist with this shit. And here I am, proud to have been stealing carpet samples for 7 - 12 months now with the Help of my Two Roller coasters.
McKrackett: Really insightful, Thank you Saasgeeg. How long have you been doing this? I Can see some uh...
Saasgeeg: Boils.
McKrackett: Boils, yes, they're in your arm, kinda poking out there of that Chunk rotting flesh, haha.
Saasgeeg: That's a sign that the Carpet Fibers are growing into my Skin. My Skin is Being replaced, and The Carpet will become a part of me. This is how I will Control the Economy for Years to Come.
McKrackett: Fuf.
Saasgeeg: Fuf.