Plant Interviews 10: Sun-shroom

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the sun producer that hates sun.
Me: "Hi Sun-shroom!"
Sun-shroom: "I HATE THAT NICKNAME!!! EVERYONE CALLS ME THAT!!!"
Me: "That's not a nickname."
Sun-shroom: "My real name is...Fungus Fungi."
Me: "No, it's not."
Sun-shroom: "Just start interviewing me!"
Me: "Why don't you grow instantly, like other plants and mushrooms?"
Sun-shroom: "Because I don't like sun so I try to keep myself small, which means I make less sun."
Me: "Why do you hate sun?"
Sun-shroom: "Because I sleep during the day."
Me: "Why do you sleep during the day?"
Sun-shroom: "Because I hate sun."
Me: "Which brings us back to why do you hate sun."
Sun-shroom: "Because I sleep during the day."
Me: "Right. This isn't going anywhere. What friends do you have?"
Sun-shroom: "None. Even the other mushrooms don't like me. I dunno why."
Me: "Well, no offense, but it's easy to make you angry. Maybe that's why."
Sun-shroom: "SOME OTHER PLANTS HAVE MORE OF A TEMPER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "Not a lot. And that's all we have time for, goodbye!"
Sun-shroom: "Bad-bye!"
Me (quietly): "Immature."
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