P

P (Also known as "pee") is the 16th letter of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. P is known for the best thing in life: Pineapple Pepperoni Pizza. Also Pop Corn. P stands for many other cool things too, but we'd be here all day trying to list them (or making pee jokes). Actually, it might be more worthwhile to make "pea" related jokes instead because P has been a world renowned Pea farmer for several centuries now. Yeah, 13% of the UnWorld's pea supply directly comes directly from P. But that's all P is pretty much useful for.
== Trivia ==
* P is ranked 44 millionth on List of Guys We Want To Become President.
* P p's on public property (as well as private property). P can do this because P invented property.
* P looks like Q/D/B if you squint hard enough.
* P has its own rank, the P-Rank.
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