Opening Segment

The opening segment is the first segment in every episode of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
==Summary==
This is the first segment in every episode. Harry Gottlieb says the episode's name, which is also the date the episode takes place on and then says "Hosting live from their home in Long Beach, California. This is Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz." Andy Poland later says, "Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of Memes of Truth, kicking things off with an opening segment, Zachary and Meredith Bortz." Zachary and/or Meredith then introduce themselves and talk about what they're going to be discussing throughout the episode.
==List of opening segments==
===Season 1===
June 25, 2024: Zachary introduces himself and Meredith as the hosts of the viewer's streaming service's new weekly talk show, Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz, bringing them a nexus of segments to blow their minds every Tuesday from the one before the second Saturday in January to the one before the third Saturday in December as the next two to three Tuesdays before or after Christmas and New Year's Day they take off to go on Christmas break before the new season begins. He then describes the show as the viewer's only source for the stories everyone else is too toxic or too personal or has too many rumors and false information to tell them. Meredith then explains to the viewers that she and Zachary will be discussing what they'll be doing in every episode, checking in on Factory Beat and Bear-a-Stiff Glee Dan and talking about recent news about ZGL Theatres, Zachary & Meredith Bortz's and Chuck E. Cheese since the end of Meredith's New Jerseyan Life and interview their friend Ainsley about the death of Michael Jackson, which happened on this day fifteen years ago. Zachary then explains that every episode they'll be doing five weekly segments, one of which is what they're doing right now, the opening segment, and some episodes they'll do non-weekly segments. The other four weekly segments they would talk about when they get to them later on, same for the non-weekly segments they would be doing today.
July 2, 2024: Meredith introduces herself and Zachary as the hosts of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz and married for one month as yesterday marked their one-month wedding anniversary. Just like their lesbian friends, Ainsley, Alex, Grace and Madison, they like to hang out with lesbians, either dating, engaged, married or just friends in general. Not to mention, the six of them are also polyamories. Meredith then says they should have their lesbian friends hang out with them sometime this season, just not today though as the "Friend Hangouts" segment will be held off until next week, when they invite Lucy to have a threesome with them for her birthday for next week's "Fetish Fest" segment. Today, though, will be just her and Zach and no one else like they had last week. But later on, they would have more guests on their show like when Lucy comes over next week. Zachary then explains that she and Meredith would start talking about the closings of ZGL Theatres locations and what the Zachary & Meredith Bortz's replacing them will reference, as well as talk about more legacy store-related news about Chuck E. Cheese, a couple location-related news about Dave & Buster's and what they'll need to see in order to talk about a certain topic in the future.
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