Arkontas

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Arkontas is a moderator of The Zoo discord server and also the r/Pikmin subreddit. It was their idea to create The Zoo in the first place. They are incredibly lenient with what users are allowed to do as long as nothing going on actively breaks discord's TOS, so the server is most often in a state of chaos and anarchy befitting the feral nature of Pikmin fans. 
While the page originally had admin protections to prevent griefing, Arkontas themselves suggested opening the page so that members could add memes to it since it seemed like a fun thing to do. 
== Community Contributions 🦖 ==
Let the griefing commence! 
"your mother"
- arnoktas 20203
My cone toss, your cone toss, our cone toss, arkontas is the owner of the zoo and orchestrator of most madness that goes on in it. He's usually pretty chill.
Known for their extremely thick skull and headbutt capabilities. Once caved in someones chest with a headbutt. Gorilla quality head.
"i eat plutonium and basalt as sweetener for my burgers"
- Arktonas 2023
They are kill on site in Colombia
Why is ark's page not admin locked like the other mods lol also xethon 
fr should be locked-Neeklmamp
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=== BART 🦖 JUMPSCARE ===
== Gallery 🦖 ==
File:Asdasd.png|Ark's Greatest Hits 🦖
File:Philosoraptor.png|Philosoraptor cameo (unfunny)
== Other Contributions 🦖 ==
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Jack Black* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Anya Taylor-Joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
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