Goblin Unk

Origins
Goblin Unk, is one of many of Dark Unkle's disciplines. Originally from a wealthy family of goblins, Goblin Unk was considered an outcast in goblin society due to being bad at making a profit. This lead him to flee the Goblin Realm, skittering along the way, to enter the human land and redeem himself amongst his kind by tricking human beings out of their belongings. This is where he met Dark Unk, and together they are planning to overthrow Curtis Adam's quest to spread Originality™ across human land and the vast universe.
Powers
Shapeshifting: Goblin Unk is able to maintain a human form, that has a big similarity to the one of the original Curtis Adams. The only way for him to maintain this form is by consuming a large amount of fish on a daily basis.
Skittering: As a goblin, Goblin Unk posses the ability to skitter away in the face of danger, making him very hard to catch. How fast Goblin Unk is able to skitter is largely unknown, but experts on the Unk lore have concluded that not even Mr. Trapezoids at full speed could catch up to him without succumbing to his strength. He is especially adept at skittering up escalators by using all four limbs on the escalator handrails. 
Diet
Fish: As a race, goblins are known to be vast consumers of fish, and Goblin Unk is no exception to the rule, approximately consuming 5 pounds of fish on a daily basis to be able to maintain his human form.
Pea Wörtor: A delicious meal of unseasoned peas in magical water from the Goblin Realm (wörtor) and the source of Goblin Unk’s incredible skittering power. His cow-demon girlfriend, Hannah, prepares him a meal of pea wörtor and a 6 milk Timmies tea (he doesn’t derive any powers from Timmies, he’s just addicted to it). Goblin Unk need eat only a bowl of pea wörtor every morning to maintain his standard skittering power, but unkologists speculate that any subsequent bowl would increase his power on an exponential curve, bringing Goblin Unk close to light-speed at full tummy capacity. 
Tim Horton’s Special Blend Tea with varying amounts of milk: Goblin Unk is probably just addicted to this. Unkologists are on the lookout for potential evidence of power derivation from this sustience-source. 
Goblin Unk has been known to request fridge meat and critters at Tim Hortons while in human form, nearly giving away his identity.
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