In No Arm's Way

J.J. Tute: This is awesome! I've been waiting a thousand years to see a Summer Vacation show.
Natalie Tute: Can I get anybody some sweets, chocolate, popcorn?
Pedro Tute: Sure!
Peter Tute: I’ll have some
(The lights go off)
NARRATOR 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
NARRATOR 2: The Music hotel is proud to present
BOTH: The Amazing Susie Tute and Bob Tute!
(Audience cheering as the two narrators exit the stage)
Bob Tute: Everyone, do as we do. Ready?
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….
Bob Tute: Anton Du Pantalon,
Susie Tute: My name is Angelina, 
Bob Tute: The Latin champion, 	I am a young Latina,
Susie Tute: I cha-cha all day long,	
Bob Tute: I’m dancing in the hot cantina!
Susie Tute: Anton Du Pantalon!
Bob Tute: Angelina, young Latina,
Susie Tute and Bob Tute: Dancing in the hot cantina. 
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….
Bob Tute: I was born in Wimbledon,	
Susie Tute: I am from old Habana,
Bob Tute: As graceful as a swan,	
Susie Tute: I dance like hot banana,
Bob Tute: Your ballroom number one
Susie Tute: I am your ballroom Capitana!
Bob Tute: Anton Du Pantalon
Susie Tute: From Habana, hot banana,
Susie Tute and Bob Tute: I’m your ballroom Capitana!
We could look as good as them,
If we had a spray-on tan.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet.
They have danced since they were ten, 
This is just our first attempt.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet,
With two left feet! 
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha….
Anton Du Pantalon, 
He thinks he’s so amazing, 
The ladies love his bum,
He cut his leg when shaving,
I’m handsome, I am strong,	
Hair stuck on with sticky taping!
Anton Du Pantalon!
So amazing, leg he shaving,
Hair stuck on with sticky taping!
So amazing, leg he shaving,
Hair stuck on with sticky taping!
We could look as good as them,
If we had a spray-on tan.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet.
They have danced since they were ten,
This is just our first attempt.
We’re struggling to keep the beat,
It’s difficult with two left feet,
With two left feet!
Two, three, cha-cha-cha, two, three, cha-cha-cha,
Two, three, cha-cha-cha!
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