To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants Remade

To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants Remade is the 7th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants Remade.
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==Plot==
SpongeBob SquarePants (character) must decide if he wants to keep his last name as SquarePants or switch to BubbleBottom.
==Transcript==
[opens at SpongeBob’s house in the morning. Foghorn alarm goes off.]
SpongeBob: (getting out of bed) Good Morning Gary!
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! My parents are visiting me today at 9:11 sharp! Gary, what time is it?!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: 9:10?! I have to get ready fast! [jumps off the bed and lands in pants, but forgets to put belt.] (doorbell rings) Its my parents! (SpongeBob runs to the front door) Hello mom and dad! [pants fall down and SpongeBob’s cheeks turn red.] Guess I forgot to wear my belt. [laughs nervously. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and his parents in the living room eating Krabby Patties.] So, how are the homemade Krabby Patties?
Margaret: Good. SpongeBob, we actually came here to discuss something important with you. Well SpongeBob, we were recently arguing over your surname because I want you to change to a Bubblebottom but your father wants you to stay a SquarePants so we’re letting you decide. Bu remember this when you vote. You came out of my vagina so you should use my last name.
Harold: Well I had to shove my dick up that thing you call a vagina so you should use my last name!
Margaret: Oh, that’s too far! I could’ve had sex with anyone and I chose you!
SpongeBob: Uh, mom, dad.
Margaret: Oh, yeah. Anyway, you have until 4:20 tomorrow.
SpongeBob: Okay.
*Harold: We should go now, SpongeBob. Bye. [Herb and Margaret leave house.]
*SpongeBob: Bye, mom! Bye, dad! Oh, Gary, what should I pick?! SquarePants or Bubblebottom?!
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: You’re right. I’ll decide tomorrow. [scene cuts to night time. SpongeBob is in bed.] Goodnight, Gary.
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: [falls asleep.] No, SquarePants. No, Bubblebottom. [goes to SpongeBob’s dream. Harold and Margaret are with SpongeBob.]
*Harold: So, SpongeBob, you chose SquarePants, right?
*Margaret: No, he chose Bubblebottom!
*SpongeBob: Uh, I can’t decide! [Harold’s and Margaret’s faces become red.]
*Harold and Margaret: [in deep voice] Then you’re not our son anymore! [throws SpongeBob out of house and SpongeBob falls in a hole.]
*SpongeBob: Ahhhhhh! [stops falling and lands in a fiery area.] Where am I? [sees sign and reads.] Welcome… to hell?! I’ve gotta get out of here! [Satan comes.]
*Satan: Welcome to hell, SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Why am I here?!
*Satan: Because you disappointed your parents and now you will be here for eternity!
*SpongeBob: Noooooooo! [wakes up. Gasps.] Oh, it was only a dream. [gasps.] I’m late for work! [gets changed and runs to the Krusty Krab. Scene cuts to Krusty Krab.]
*Mr. Krabs: Squidward, where is SpongeBob?!
*Squidward: How should I know. [SpongeBob comes in Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob: Sorry for being late, Mr. Krabs! [runs to kitchen.]
*Mr. Krabs: Well, sorry doesn’t change the fact that this is coming out of your paycheck! [scene cuts to later that day. Patrick comes to Krusty Krab]
*Squidward: Oh, great. What would you like to order, Patrick.
*Patrick: Uh, I’ll have one sex loving woman!
*Squidward: This isn’t a strip club, this is a restaurant.
*Patrick: Oh, in that case, I’ll have one Krabby Patty to go. I have to go to the strip club after this.
*Squidward: Okay. One Krabby Patty.
*SpongeBob: Yeah, whatever. [puts Krabby Patty on the grill.]
*Squidward: Huh, he is not as enthusiastic as usual.
*SpongeBob: SquarePants, Bubblebotttom. What to pick? Hmm… [the patty burns and a small fire comes.] What to… Oh my God! Fire! [Mr. Krabs runs in kitchen and gasps. Mr. Krabs grabs a fire extinguisher and puts fire out.]
*Mr. Krabs: Boy, what the hell were you doing?!
*SpongeBob: I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. It’s just my mom wants me to change my last name to Bubblebottom but my dad wants me to change it to SquarePants and I don’t know what to do!
*Mr. Krabs: Well, I think you are stressing yourself. Why don’t you clear your mind of everything, then it’ll be easier for you to work.
*SpongeBob: You’re right, Mr. Krabs!
*Mr. Krabs: That’s me boy! Now get back to…
*SpongeBob: I have just got to go home and think! [runs home.]
*Mr. Krabs: Wait, that’s not what I meant! Oh great, he’s gone. Boy, this is coming out of your pay check! [scene cuts to SpongeBob’s house.]
*SpongeBob: Now, hmm SquarePants or Bubblebottom? [Gary comes with a pair of SpongeBob’s pants.]
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: Gary, are you trying to tell me something. [Gary gives SpongeBob the pants.] Gary, I don’t see what you’re trying to tell… Oh! I got it! [scene cuts to later that day.] Okay, the time is 4:19. They should be here in a minute. [doorbell rings.] Oh, they’re here! [opens door.] Hi, mom, hi dad! Come in! [Harold and Margaret come in. Scene cuts to living room.]
*Margaret: So, SpongeBob did you decide what last name you want?
*SpongeBob: Yes, I have! I have chose…
*Harold: Come on, SquarePants.
*Margaret: Come on Bubblebottom.
*SpongeBob: SquarePants.
Harold: Yes!
*Margaret: But why?!
*SpongeBob: Well, you see, SquarePants is a better name for me as it matches my pants and I have always been a SquarePants and I don’t want that to change.
*Margaret: Well, okay it’s your choice. We should get going. Bye, son! [Margaret and Harold leave house.]
*SpongeBob: Well, a happy ending for all. But wait a minute, I think I am forgetting something. Hmm, what is it? [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is cooking the Krabby Patties.]
*Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
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