Ristar 31.2: Baby

== Overview ==
Ristar 31.2: Baby is the 31.2nd ristar game. The plot involves the Ristar universe being mysteriously deleted. Ristar and his new friend, Bistar, soon discover it to be the work of a brand new villain, BlinkBlidBlive and their sidekick Novacade. 
== Gameplay ==
This Ristar game is a souls-like. Some call it the dark souls of souls-likes. The main gimmick is that theres no rolling and you move really slow.
== Plot ==
=== Opening Cutscene ===
Ristar: ah what a beautiful day in- uh oh… where’s new york? It was right here a second ago.
Mikeim Burgia: new york is gone, say bye bye
Ristar: bye bye
Ristar: who could do this i can only think of one
Mikeim Burgia: thats right du ckhunt
Ristar: dont call me that shortstuff
Mikeim: shut up im 6
Ristar: yeah, years old!
Mikeim: how tall re you anyway
Ristar: 8 feet 7 inches
Mikeim: yeah, years old!
(Ristar kicks him with 5 of his 8 feet)
(from a dimensional rift, bistar appears)
Bistar: giggity geestar its me bistar and im here to murder youstar
Ristar says who knew there were so many me
Bistar: haha just kidding im bistar i can turn into a bee but only once then im a bee forever
Ristar: so have you done it yet?
Bistar: im sorry, do you not have fucking eyes?
Ristar: well its not my fault that i dont know what a bee looks like
Bistar: it looks like this 
(he transforms)
Bistar: fuck
Ristar: ah! a bee! ristar kills him
(Bistar dies)
(another rift opens up and another bistar comes out)
Bistar: giggity geestar its me bistar and im here to murder youstar
Ristar: no youre not
Bistar: damn how did you know
Ristar: ive seen your brethren before you demon slut
Bistar: thats it im turnin into a bee and stinging myself so i die
(Bistar dies and another rift opens up with another coming out)
Bistar: Bistar: giggity geestar its me bistar and im here to murder youstar
Ristar: shut the fuck up
Scott: shut the fuck up 2
Bistar: i know what took your new york
Ristar: no you dont
Bistar: yes i do
Ristar: ok
Bistar: before i tell you, we have to go to grinders 
Ristar: why
Bistar: i like their spudniks, yeah their spudniks
Ristar: spudick
(then they go to grinders)
Ristar: this is a lie, theres no grinding here
Bistar: yet
Ristar: so what is the deal with all the new york being gone
Bistar: its that dastard and his bastard, BlinkBlidBlive and his bastard, Novacade
Ristar: i shouldve known, who are they?
Bistar i mean bistar: i dont know but i hate them
Ristar: me too
Ristar: oh no the grinders are here to grind us into a small brown stain
Bistar: thats it the time has come for me to turn into a bee
(Bistar turns into a bee and stings a grinder, it does nothing and he dies)
(another bistar comes out of the rift)
Bistar: giggity geestar its me bistar and im here to murder youstar
Bistar: oh no grinders, i know exactly what to do. turn into a bee!
Ristar: theres no time! i know a shortcut out of this grinders
(ristar and bistar go into the bathroom sink and enter the sewers which is where the game begins)
=== Cutscene 2 ===
(the scene opens in the desert, lots of grains of sand are around)
Ristar: ive had with this goddamn desert and this motherfucking sans
Sans: hehe im ness
Matpat: oh.my. god.
Ristar: Big Bazer Beam!
(they both turn to sand)
Bistar: I sure do like not being a bee
Ristar: how do you turn into a bee
Bistar: i do it and then it happens
Ristar: i wish i could turn into a ree
Bistar: thats why im the cool one babee
Ristar: we’re in the desert dumbass you cant be cool
(A grain of sand appears in front of them)
Ristar: oh no its a grainasand
Bistar: that was close i almost turned into a bee
Ristar: how do you turn into a bee
Bistar: sometimes it happens when i am scared
Ristar: you like mazes?
Bistar: do i ever
(Ristar pulls out his mac book pro)
Ristar: check out this cool game
Bistar: ooh a maze game! not only does this satisfy my love of mazes but also of games!
Ristar: and i think it’ll satisfy something else too wink seductively 
Bistar: ooh am i in for a big surprise?
Ristar: yes
(Bistar gets close to finishing the maze)
Ristar: the best part is that i made the game myself
Bistar: wow ristar you’re so cool
Ristar: bistar we’ve been over this. we’re in the desert
(he finishes the maze and in a sudden twist, a large grain of sand appears on the screen)
Bistar: AHHH!
(Bistar turns into a bee and eyes the massive grain of sand ferociously, questioning his next move)
Ristar: hey where’d this bee come from? and where’s bee star? oh well at least i have my bee killer
(Ristar kills the bee)
(Bistar comes in through a dimensional rift)
Bistar: giggity geestar its me bistar and im here to murder youstar
Ristar: there you are bistar! i had to kill this bee without you!
(bistar looks into the camera and shrugs, a laugh track plays)
=== Final Cutscene ===
(Ristar and Bistar are at the Headquarters BlinkBlidBlive and Novacade.)
Ristar: why did you destroy new york but leave grinders?
BlinkBlidBlive: I like the spudniks
Bistar: you know mayabe blinkblidblive isnt so bad after all
Ristar: integrity, bistar!
Bistar: sorry
Ristar: my house was there!
Novacade: i can do anything youre not real
Bistar: hmm
Ristar: thats it! get ready for my signature move! Barain Balast!
BlinkBlidBlive: haha that wont work on me as i have no brain. im invincible to all things!
Ristar: do you have any weaknesses?
Blink: yes, im allergic to bees
(Bistar dies of cancer)
(Distar comes through a dimensional rift)
Distar: giggity geestar its me distar and im here to murder youstar
Distar: just kidding
Ristar: who are you and what have you done with bistar
Distar: whos bistar im distar i can turn into a dick
Ristar: oh yeah? prove it!
(He does)
Ristar: take my anti gay lazer!
(the lazer disintegrates distar)
Blink: it is time for you to die
(Ristar’s alarm goes off)
Ristar: ah shit it is
End
== Director’s Cut/Alternate Ending ==
Ristar: do you have any weaknesses?
Blink: yes, im allergic to bees
(Bistar looks dramatically at ristar)
(Ristar looks back, there are tears in his eyes)
Ristar: Bistar you dont have to do it!
Bistar: no, i dont. But i can! and thats what matters most
Novacade: i can do anything
Ristar: no bistar dont do it
(bistar turns into a bee and stings blink)
Blink: no my one weakness, bees! how could you find out! If only the greedy drug corporations hadnt hiked up the price of epipens i could live!
Ristar: theyre the real villains
Blink: Novacade! help me! with your power to do anything
Novacade: no
(he begins fortnite dancing over blink’s corpse)
Novacade: haha you’re dead im not!
(Ristar cradles bistar and a single tear rolls down his cheek)
Ristar: oh bistar! i never got to tell him that i loved him
Novacade: thats gay
(a dimensional rift opens, distar comes out)
Ristar: you’re a dick
Distar: yes
End
== Trivia ==
* the game is not canon though many fans wish it to be, so much so that it became a meme in the ristar community 
* The game went viral after a compilation video was made of popular youtubers crying at the ending was posted on youtube
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