Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 40

full|center|600pxThe 40th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features creator of the American Flag, Betsy Ross, against creator of the American National Anthem, Francis Scott Key. It was released September 18th, 2013.
==Cast==
Molly Brown as Betsy Ross
Jacob S. as Francis Scott Key
==Lyrics==
===Betsy Ross:===
I'll make this slave owner my slave since all he does is moan and gripe,
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be seeing stars and stripes!
You've got no chance, Francis, all you are is just a drag,
This district dick will be finished before he can wave the white flag!
I'm battling an ameteur poet, can this shit get any worse?
And with that lung of yours, it's no surprise you can't spit a good verse!
You won't be singing so loud after I stitch up your mouth,
I'll go to town smacking ya', bitch! Prepare to go down!
===Francis Scott Key:===
I'll show this Ross who's boss after I hold her ass for ransom!
Raps hitting so perfectly, you could call it a National Anthem!
Thinking you'll beat this superior? It seems you've been misled,
Your designs are useless, you should work the flagpole instead!
In this duel, you should start hitching, it's solid rhymes that I'm pitching,
I got experience with lyrics, so I best not hear this bitching,
You got divorced, you lonely whore, Elizebeth, you better listen!
All you do is stiching, bitch for real, get back into the kitchen!
===Betsy Ross:===
If you think that was cold, then you're in for a blizzard!
You're pushing my limits, don't make me bust out the scissors!
You won't win against Betsy, go back to your Bible Society!
I get it, your dick is small, but that doesn't mean you need to cry to me!
Plus, you're speaking to a lady, why don't you learn some manners?
Your insults are even worse than your Star Spangled Banner!
I'll throw this Key away as it seems I've unlocked the victory,
You'll be just known as the shittiest songwriter in history!
===Francis Scott Key:===
Maybe the outcome of this fight is something you wanna redesign,
You're getting read out of this battle, 'cause girl, you rap like a swine!
Even if you did actually make the flag, I find it bizarre,
That the only thing you did was change the number of points on the stars!
I'll beat you so bad that all the stripes will be red!
Your only credit is that you messed around with a needle and thread!
You can't rap, you can't sew, you're nothing, zero!
I'd defeat you for the nations love, but I'm already it's hero!
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Who Won?
Betsy Ross
Francis Scott Key
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