Love is (100%) in the Air (original)

Love is (100%) in The Air is an incomplete episode on The Extremely Regular Show. It is a Valentine's Episode. Because of its incomplete state, it is said that this was written right before the plans for the show were scrapped.
==Plot==
In the main plot, a girl from an episode of The Simpsons, (Stealing First Base) returns. Bart will need all the help he can get to set up a date for Nikki, using help from his friends, Nate and also help from Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, but Cartman wants Nikki all to himself.
In the subplot, Mordecai and the rest, while the last party was good, they think it was a little bit disappointing. They plan a party once again, and they'll try their best to make it the best Valentine's Day party ever with a help from Cupid. Hawkeye, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye and Cupid are gonna use the love arrows to shot the gang with their crushes.
==Transcript==
*(The following program is rated TV-14-DL. It contains some suggestive dialogue and strong coarse language. Comedy Central advises that it is not suitable for those under the age of 14. Viewer Discretion Advised)
*(February 10, 2014)
*(The episode begins with Mordecai and Sonic)
*Mordecai: Thanks for decorating the Valentine's Day party, Ballroom Ghosts, Billy Joe Cobra.
*Ballroom Ghosts and Billy Joe Cobra: No problem, Mordecai and Sonic.
*Sonic: So, who's coming? Is anyone not coming?
*Billy Joe Cobra: Mordecai told me that Bart and Nate aren't coming.
*Mordecai: So, where are they?
*(Nate arrives)
*Sonic: Why aren't you guys coming?
*Nate: We shouldn't tell you.
*Mordecai: What was it?
*Nate: (Sighs) Again, we shouldn't really tell you. I feel as if I should keep it between me and Bart.
*(Nate leaves)
*Mordecai: So, what are Bart and Nate are up to?
*Sonic: Don't ask. It's none of our business.
*Mordecai: Yeah, I think you're right.
*Sonic: Of course I'm right!
*Mordecai: What do we do before Valentine's Day party to start?
*Sonic: We continue to set up until the day of the dance, which is four days away.
*Mordecai: Four days, got it.
* (Scene switches to South Park)
*Nate: I got a B in Arismatic.
*Cartman: You already told us that. About 5 times.
*Nate: So?
*Cartman: So it's getting f**king annoying!
*Nate: Okay! Geez!
* Stan: Hey, Bart!
*Bart: Hey Stan! How's it going?
*Stan: Well, I have something to tell you.
*Bart: What is it, Stan?
*Nate: What's going on?
* Stan: A girl named Nikki dropped this!
*Bart & Cartman: Nikki!?
*Nate: Bart, who the hell is Nikki?!
* Cartman: She's a cute bitch and she's mine!
*Nate: What!? Cartman wants a girl!?
*Cartman: Yeah!
*Nate: (laughs) No, no, no, no, no! You cannot be serious! I mean, look at yourself! You're the fattest person I've ever known! I'm sorry, I cannot take this seriously!
*Cartman: Shut up, dumb-ass!
* Bart: Hey! I stopped Sideshow Bob 9 times!
* Nate: Make that 8!
* Bart: I lead a whole army of kids against Nelson!
* Stan: Uh...
* Bart: I was the I didn't Do It kid!
* Kyle: Woah!
* Bart: I helped my sister at military school!
* Stan: Lisa went to military school?
* Bart: And all you ever done is sit around on your ass!
*Kyle: Cartman, he has a point. You're fat and stupid.
* Cartman: I'll get Nikki! Just watch and see! And I'll get a marriage too!
*Nate: (scoffs) There's no way in a million years you'll get married, fat-ass.
*Bart: Stan, what did she drop?
*(Back at the park)
* Mordecai: Hey Cupid, are you gonna help us?
*Cupid: Sure thing.
*Sonic: Why do we have to use the Cupid!? Can we just impress our girls without being under these things!?
*(Web Warriors arrives)
*Spider-Man 2099: Hey, what's going on?
*Sonic: We're planning for Valentine's party on the 14th.
*Cosmic Spider-Man Noir: I see.
*Spyder-Knight: What if the Web-Warriors to help you with Valentine's party?
*Sonic: Anybody can help! You guys are our friends! Of course, you can!
*Spider-Ham 2099: Let's do this thing!
*(Scene switches to South Park)
*Stan: Bart, I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
*Nate: Yeah, I always thought it was unlikely.
* Bart: Nikki's coming, and I gotta be good!
*Nate: (chuckles) Why would a girl like Cartman anyway?
* Bart: Yeah! One time at a South Park Parapalooza, Cartman got attacked by a dog with a human woman's face. That could mean he's unsuccessful at love.
* Cartman: WHO TOLD YOU THAT, LAME ASS?!
* Bart: You did! A week ago!
*Cartman: I will get Nikki, you son of a bitch!
==Major Events==
*Nate will go with Bart on his date with Nikki.
*Hawkeye, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye and Cupid are gonna takes a shot to the following:
**Mordecai and Margaret
**Rigby and Eileen
**Benson and Pam
**Mitch and Starla
**High Five Ghost and Celia
**Gumball and Penny
**Darwin and Louise Belcher
**Red and Female Red
**Ben Tennyson and Kai Green
**Rook Blonko and Rayona
**Kevin Levin and Gwen Tennyson
**Cooper Daniels and Lucy Mann
**Scott Lang and Hope Van Dyne
**Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson/Spider-Woman
**Wolverine and Rouge the Mutant
**Black Panther and Storm
**Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman
**Iron Man and Rescue
**Cyclops and Jean Grey
**Wonder Man and Scarlet Witch
**Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle
**Shining Armor and Princess Cadence
**Spike (Dragon) and Rarity
**White and Female White
**Power Man and Power Woman
**Sunfire and Firestar
**Thor and Jane Foster/Thor
**Captain Mar-vell and Captain Marvel
**Harry Osborn and Liz Allan/Firestar
**Quicksilver and Crystal
**Agent Venom and Black Cat
**Hulk and Red She-Hulk
**Captain America and Black Widow
**Flash Sentry (EG) and Twilight Sparkle (EG)
**Morty Smith and Jessica
*Hawkeye and Kate Bishop/Hawkeye are using red and white arrows just like Cupid.
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