Crazy Jungle Juice

Crazy Jungle Juice is the sixth episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show. The episode was aired on July 18th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with Papa Tarrant and SpongeBob sitting in their couch, bored]
SpongeBob: What a boring day! Ever since i've got 30 days free from work, i still want to work there
Papa Tarrant: Yeah
SpongeBob: Eh... lets watch TV
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant watch TV and switch channels, suddenly, they switch to the cooking channel and they see Tipsy Bartender making a Pool Jungle Juice]
SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant: Woooowww.... that looks delicious!
SpongeBob: Hey, Papa Tarrant, i have an idea!
Papa Tarrant: What is it?
SpongeBob: Tomorrow is my birthday and i thought about making a jungle juice
Papa Tarrant: Sounds great!
SpongeBob: But a little issue is... that there is no good alcohol... there is only Kelp SævSæv - alcohol and Seagrass TeylorTeylor - alcohol spirit
Papa Tarrant: Whats wrong with them?
SpongeBob: They taste like shit, Papa Tarrant, its worse than sea foam mixed with Everclear and Spirytus! Don't make me started at the Teylor! The smell is so horrid that i would rather dip my head into an indian village toilet than drink this mistake!
Papa Tarrant: Damn... sure would taste bad
SpongeBob: Yeah.... anyways, wanna go to liquor store all the way to New Seaweed or Tunahawk?
Papa Tarrant: I haven't heard of any of these locations
SpongeBob: Thats because they aren't neighboring with Bikini Bottom. They are in United Lands, which is like USA but for fish
Papa Tarrant: Okay, sounds fair
SpongeBob: Alright, which location are you picking?
Papa Tarrant: Ehh... choose the ones you want, i still dont know them
SpongeBob: No worries
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant hop into a heavly modified shopping cart and start a 5 hour trip to New Seaweed, while "The Mamas & the Papas - California Dreamin'" is playing in the background. After a long ride, SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant go to the liquor store, Pea, and pick some liquors to buy]
SpongeBob: Do you have the shopping cart?
Papa Tarrant: Yup!
Liquor store cashier: What you need a shopping cart for? Are you making a jungle juice or something?
SpongeBob: Yup
Liquor store cashier: Makes sense
[SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant buy lots of liquors, like Smirnoff, Spirtyus, Jack Daniels, Baileys and more. After that, they go to the cashier]
Liquor store cashier: Alright... this will cost 20K$
SpongeBob: Do you accept a 100% discount card?
Liquor store cashier: You still have them?
SpongeBob: Yup
Liquor store cashier: Damn, i haven't seen a 100% discount card since the 2000s
[The liquor store cashier accepts the 100% discount card and SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant grab their liquors and drive back to their house.]
[After the ride back home, SpongeBob cuts up the strawberries, cherries, oranges and other kinds of fruits, while Papa Tarrant prepares a large jug of empty water bottle. While theyre doing their thing, SpongeBob hears a knock in the door]
SpongeBob: Hmmm.... who could that be?
[SpongeBob goes to open the door while Papa Tarrant sorts the liquors and other drinks. SpongeBob opens the door and sees Tipsy Bartender, the same guy him and Papa Tarrant watched earlier in this episode on TV, with his camera crew]
Tipsy: Wassup homeboy! It's me, Tipsy Bartender! I've heard you guys are making a jungle juice, so i thought i could help with you
SpongeBob: Absolutely! Come on in, were still preparing the jungle
Tipsy: No worries, i brought my own drinks for your jungle juice
[Tipsy grabs a large package, opens it, and reveals he has several liquors and drinks that he brought for the jungle juice. Tipsy and SpongeBob grabthe liquors from the box and place them to the group of other liquors that were bought from the Pea store]
Tipsy: As you can see, i brought Rum Chata, Smirnoff, Malibu, Four Freedoms, Au Vodka, and more!
SpongeBob: That's alot more than we have
[After all the liquors are placed into the table, they then place the drinks that are needed for the jungle juice, like Sunkist, Sprite, Hawaiian Punch, Ocean Spray, Minute Maid and more. After that, the preperation is pretty much done]
Tipsy: Alright, lets start cooking!
[Tipsy starts by grabbing the large bag of ice and cuts it with a knife, making the ice fall into the bottle. Then, he places the fruits into the bottle with the ice. After that, he opens every single liquor in the group and grabs all of them to pour into the one large jug. He then grabs Hawaiian Punch and Ocean Spray to pour into the jug, then fills out the Sunkists, Sprites, Minute Maids and rest of the drinks into the jug, whilst also pouring boxed wines into the jug.]
Tipsy: And there you have it! The Craziest and Largest Jungle Juice i have witnessed with my sober-free eye!
Papa Tarrant: The jungle juice looks cool! But... how do we carry the entire jug?
Tipsy: Simple, really
[Tipsy pulls out a forklift magically from the box]
Tipsy: You'll just going to use this
SpongeBob and Papan Tarrant: Understood
French Narrator: 1 Day Later
[Today is SpongeBob's birthday and everyone is celebrating, until SpongeBob brings out the Jungle Juice he and Tipsy prepared]
SpongeBob: All right everybody! Who wants some jungle juice?!!
[Everyone in the party cheers, grab a cup, fill their cup with the jungle juice and drink it]
Patrick: Wow, thats gooAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE
[Patrick, out of fucking nowhere, hits the drunken griddy, while everyone cheers]
SpongeBob: That's gonna be a heck of a party!
French Narrator: 1 Day and 2 hours Later
[Everyone that celebrated the party is sleeping at the floor, while SpongeBob is eating cereal. Suddenly he hears a knock. SpongeBob finds out its Tipsy Bartender from earlier]
Tipsy: Wassup homeboy!
SpongeBob: Don't worry Tipsy, we still have a rest for you!
[The episode ends with the theme "What I've Done - Linkin Park" and credits, and a message saying "This episode is dedicated to Tipsy Bartender. Drink responsibly, never drink and drive"]
== Trivia ==
* KMJ, the writer of the episode, is not alcoholic, nor did he consume any of the alcohol
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