The Goblin's Cottage

SAL-GOO-TATIONS FIENDS!  I am just SLAYING a GHASTLY-GAME OF CASKETBALL!  Our SCREAM has won the championship, even though the game made us all start COFFIN A LOT hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.  It is 10-4 on the GOREBOARD and our SCREAM'S next strategy is an INTER-FEAR-RANCE with a TALE OF TERROR.  We call it...
There were three boys carrying fishing-rods through the backwoods down in northwestern-Kentucky, back in the Spring of 1878.  They all played: "My Old Kentucky Home" on their harmonicas together, and made it to a small river.  Two of the kids looked across the creek and saw a cottage by the riverbank.  "My Grandpa says that there cottage is haunted and the home of some goblin fellas" one boy explained to the other ones.  "Oh, let's watch if that ol' goblin comes out then, Wally" another one said to the boy.  "Alright Edward" Wally replied to him.  "We came down to this here creek t'fish fellas" the third boy stated.  "Well, we can watch for the goblin while we fish David!" Wally said to him.  "Alright then" David agreed.  Wally, Edward and David sat down on the other riverbank and cast their hooks and lines into the water.  The boys gazed across the creek at the cottage and it looked quiet.  Soon, David, Wally and Edward caught some fish and then viewed the cottage.  The window opened slightly.  "Come on" Edward said and jumped across the creek, Wally and David sloshing through the water after him.  They got a close peek at the window and saw some figure moving inside.  A rainstorm came and it poured in the area.  "Well, let's get nice and dry Friends.  Y'all follow me" Wally said and they ran into the place when he got the front door open.  Dark enveloped the house and the boys crept quietly through it.  "Why are we in here Wally?" Edward asked, whispering.  "Yeah?" David agreed, in a whisper.  "I love adventure" Wally answered. The figure approached the boys and it was a 4-foot tall goblin, with shining-white flesh and the kids froze in fear.  The goblin wore a black robe and his fingers were extremely long and dangly.  The monster gave a high screech and glared at the boys with its solid-black eyes.  The goblin touched Edward's neck and he began to sweat in terror.  The creature showed fangs of yellow, extremely pointed, bent and long.  Then, the thing yanked on its head, ripping the bald-thing with its pointed-ears clean off.  Yellow-ooze oozed and poured out of the stump of the goblin's neck, along with its head.  The goblin threw its head at the boys, shrieking away.  The head landed in David's hands and he screamed.  The boys fled the cottage when David dropped the head.  
It is a good thing that Wally, Edward and David fled the cottage, because that monster probably would start GOBLIN THEM UP ha-ha-ha-ha!  At least David GOT A-HEAD OF THINGS in the end there aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!