Patrick Star vs Stitch

Spongebob's dimwitted best friend, Patrick Star, and the destructible but goofy pet of Lilo, Stitch, rap against each other to see who is a better cartoon companion.
Patrick Star Background: Patrick's House
Stitch Background: Lilo's House
Beat: Break Bad
==Battle==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
PATRICK STAR
VS
STITCH
BEGIN!
=== Patrick Star===
(Begins at 0:13)
When you hear my battle cry; LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
Your chances in this if you try; LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE
May I take your hat sir? So you can take a seat sir?
 into an hamster
From the poop hole of Mister Chris Sanders
Mayonnaise is probably a better rapper
You thought it was good to mess with the Star with charisma
But you forget, the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
===Stitch===
(Begins at 0:38)
Tookie bah wah bah because meega nala kweesta
Patrick Star, while I devour coconut cake and get drink from a barista!
Dinko te fabba! A worthless version of Experiment 025!
Kata baka dooka on this starfish with no life!
[[w:c:liloandstitch:Tantalog_language#I|Ika patootie], thinking mayo is instrument!]]
By the time you order food, I've helped all experiments!
Detaka, fatass, back to water, like you're Cannonball,
Or I'll toss you in the air so you can be wished on like Lilo's shooting star!
===Patrick Star===
(Begins at 1:04)
If you want to fight, then come on, let’s Super Brawl
Krust Krush andIce Cream a punk, when I start to ball
Come over, I’d probably run you over if you don’t drown
So roll on little doggy and go back to your town
Maybe have a glitch on the toilet and die like Elvis Presley
The only reason you survived this long is through Disney Infinity
You can have repentance, but you’re already life sentenced
You’ve hit Rock Bottom, but you can join cousin LEROY JENKINS!
===Stitch===
(Begins at 1:29)
Maka maka, your rhymes are making me Drowsy,
I don't even think Lax could make someone this lousy!
Art thou feeling it now, Patrick? If not, ziz-ziz, hahaha!
You can keep the element you live in, dunga haga blabla!
Get ready, Patrick Star, because now Stitch is loose,
And I'll conquer this battle just like I conquered Spooks!
I'm of super genius design, you're a role model to idiots everywhere!
Itaka! Leave before I throw you out like your Renaissance Fair!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT—
Phone Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS…
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!