The Original Ideas Book

The Original Ideas Book is a book written by WTLNetwork which contains several (often low-quality) ideas for poops. Pages 1-4 consist of an (outdated) list of all the episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends from series 1 and 2 and whether or not I have pooped them yet. Page 5 is a list of (terrible) ideas for future poops. Page 6 is a seemingly meaningless message regarding a future idea for a poop.
==List of "original" ideas==
1. Make awful, shoddy imitation of the "Trickety-Trock" rap.
2. Have Thomas crap himself.
3. Have Henry eat Gordon.
4. Fat Controller + Butler sex scene.
5. 10 second poop.
6. Carrot Top Movie.
7. Reference "Austin Powers".
8. Get book out of bin.
9. Eat a page of the book.
==Scans==