The Woman in Black (2012)

"The Woman in Black (2012)" is the fifteenth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.
== Episode Description ==
After their epic, friendship-straining THE SHINING commentary, Joe & Pat are back for another lean and mean episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL! And this week, the demonic duo step away from classic chillers to set their sights on a more modern macabre move, offering a hilarious commentary for James Watkins’ THE WOMAN IN BLACK! For episode number fifteen, Joe & Pat delve into THE WOMAN IN BLACK, while derailing the podcast almost instantly to instead talk about torture porn, parody songs and the shadow of Harry Potter over Daniel Radcliffe’s career. As they sporadically return to the film to increased confusion, Pat ruminates over his mortality and public restroom stories while Joe talks about his new apartment and the thinning of heavy-set comedians.
== Commentary Topics ==
* Pat sings Adele's Hello. Lionel Ritchie owns it. Root word: Lion.
* Pat saw Smoky Robinson at The Hollywood Bowl and he had the funniest banter about his new album being available only at Cracker Barrel. 
* He also saw Al Green, also great. See these people before they die.
* Joe did his part by seeing Elton John, who thankfully did not sing Can You Feel The Love Tonight? and only needed to play one chord of Benny & The Jets. Oh yeah, the film... who's this guy?
* Pat went to a party where everyone was enamored with an English guest's accent.
* Does Pat have a Southern/St. Louis accent? That Holly Hunter has a great Southern accent.
* Hail Caesar!, how you feel after watching a Coen Brothers film, and movies with "Man" in the title.
* The boys went to two Super Bowl parties, who went drinking and who went to the movies.
* They also had a wonderful dinner that Joe cooked (lamb, potato, asparagus) and talked depression.
* "Seasoned curlies" - Tenacious D. Joe tells his favorite D sketch and Pat saw them with Weezer and Jimmy Eat World.
* Pat also saw Dirty Grandpa. He was desperate to get Joe to watch it with him. "Disturbingly bad."
* Are they excited to see Deadpool? TJ Miller talks about the jokes that were cut from it.
*When Joe tried to rent this movie at Blockbuster, he asked for The Black Woman. Get out of the store!
*It's odd this guy has paintings of small boys on his walls...
*Rome was when Joe quit on HBO.
*Pool Party at Alan Rickman's House.
*Muddy Buddy's is the best Chex Mix. It makes you think of shit. Ever shit yourself Joe?
**Joe tells his story of shitting while sick.
**Pat tells his story of shitting on the way home from Vegas. "Sorry man" - guy to Pat before entering gas station bathroom.
**Joe goes to Denmark or Norway and tries to shit after eating at McDonald's.
*The boys speculate at what age they'll die.
*Four hours into the film and we still haven't seen a woman in black.
*The movie Crimson Peak: Beware of Crimmy Peas! Then her husband takes her to a red mountain. Joe guesses the plot.
*What'd you think of Shutter Island?
*The more stress Pat takes on, the less movie details he remembers.
*Joe used to know the name of every contemporary rapper, but not states and caps. Whereas Patty was the states and caps guy in school.
*Pat writes a joke for Woody Allen's upcoming Amazon series with Miley Cyrus and Elaine May about states. Joe hates it and rewrites it (in his voice). People of Twitter, who wrote the better version of the joke?
*The upstairs neighbor almost spat a loogie on Pat from his balcony.
*Should the boys have babies? Joe would kill himself, while Pat's co-worker's son shat in her bed.
*Joe watched Good Night Mommy and gives his thoughts. 
*Hostel is the only torture movie Joe likes. Pat is a fan of Hostel 1 and 2 (hello Bijou Phillips!)
*Pat saw The Green Inferno, which gets the slacktivist story completely wrong.
*Wild Tales is a great movie. These tales are getting wilder by the minute!
*Ever seen that Peanut Butter Baby? It's on Vine.
*Radcliffe looking modern day Macaulay Culkin. Or Kieran Culkin.
*Daniel, let's try one where you look scared.
*Joe would be a hero and save someone from a burning building. At least he says, Pat thinks it's 50/50.
*Where there's smoke there's fire. It equates with STDs.
*Joe is lost and has stopped paying attention to the film.
*Radcliffe now has a Fiona Apple quality to him. Pat sings Shadowboxer.
*REM/Weird Al spoofs from Pat (Losing My Pet Pigeon) and Joe (Queef). Pat guesses Joe's song would be Shiny Crappy Poop Hole. Joe cleans it up with his funeral song, Man in the Tomb.
*Young Pat meets Weird Al (and a gorgeous lady) in line at the Buccaneer in Six Flags Over America and tells him how much a pirate pays for corn (a buck an ear). Weird gives him a big laugh and signs an autograph. Joe wants to get in touch with him and pitch Queef.
*Joe pretends the mud covering Radcliffe is poop and now he's laughing. Joe loves when Austin Powers drinks shit, Pat does not.
*What's going on now, he's got Danny Radcliffe tied to a rope? No, they're pulling a car out. They should pull a horse out.
*Joe's pal John went to the Commerce Casino in LA wearing a suit, then spilled the white powder sugar of a Monte Cristo on it. Pat was there once next to a guy gnawing on a giant turkey leg.
*10 minutes left, Joe is excited. They're putting out a product people should love to listen to.
*Joe had one drink and is sweaty. Pat had a gluten free beer and it was disgusting.
*An 11 year old son of one of Pat's friends writes a great blog called Some Idiot's Blog.
*Would it be a funny sketch to have a kid in a Comedy Central roast of brussel sprouts?
*Not crazy about actors slimming down. Would a thin Farley or Candy been as funny?
*Horror movies end with too much hope. This movie ends like the last Harry Potter movie.
*James Gandolf-phini. Imitations ensue! Can Samwise Gamgee be in the Sopranos?
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