The Canned Bums Man

#REDIRECT The Canned Bum Man
The Canned Bums Man sells canned bums. He calls himself ‘Colin’ despite claiming not to have an official name (on account of not knowing where he is from).  He sells cans of bums,and occasionally fresh bums, for $5 (or three cans for $40). Colin lives in a room that strongly smells of musk lollies with The Red Man (also known as Gavin) who is a very fat, very red man who is barely human and screams all day and night.
The canned bums that Colin sells are in brine and unsealed. When asked their source he says that many were ‘already there’.  Colin says he like to drink the ‘bum brine’ despite the bums being extremely foul smelling (based on Eddo and Ben’s reactions when they interviewed him in Episode 3).
Colin can also scat sing.
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