Chihuahua.wmv

You know how paramount films counts there films. They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of films inconsistent.
The reason for this is a lost film called chihuahua
Finding details about this missing film is difficult, no one who was working on the film at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost film was written entirely by David letterman. During production of the first 70's, David started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to David.''
In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost film though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the film again. 
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The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather say what it was: "www.DONTENTERDAVIDLETTERMAN.com". I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an video on it. A very shaky old film, it was a man he pulls a gun out of an envelope, everybody gets shocked BANG! I looked back at the television, and The man collapsed. A frame flashed it was a picture of woman dead with bad coloring. then it cut to black. After watching the film I saw something disturbing on my ceiling...A...dead...body....NO...NO...
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