Walmart (episode)

Walmart is the fourth episode of GreyBob For Hire.
== Plot ==
Greybob decides to work at Walmart, will he keep his job or will he get fired?
== Transcript ==
(Greybob walks around to find a job, until he sees Walmart)
Greybob: Ah, good old Wally world. A store that always have what I need. Save Money, Live better. * Walks inside* Hey sir, can I work here?
Randy: Sure thing, you'll be a cashier, we always needed another person to work as a cashier.
Greybob: * Mumbles* Why am I always the cashier? What am I Squidward?
( 3 minutes later)
Greybob: * Sees a customer with alot of stuff* Hey sir, that's alot of stuff. This line only includes 20 items or less and you have like 30. So please go to another line.
Nero: Who cares? Just let me pay my stuff!
Greybob: Dude, I don't got the time to count all of your unecessary crap! So go to another line or you'll be kicked out without ANYTHING!
Nero: Fine.... * Goes to another line*
Greybob: Thank you.
( 2 minutes later)
Greybob: Uh... sir? You do realize that there's nothing right?
Darwin: Yeah.... i'm trying to buy this cart.
Greybob: The shopping cart is NOT for sale! Why would you need one anyways?
Darwin: Because i'm tired of carrying all my stuff all the time!
Greybob: There are things called " Bags" and " Backpacks". They help you carry all the things. You don't need a cart to carry stuff for you okay? So just shut up about it and buy something or get out!
Darwin: I hate you... and this store * Leaves*
( 1 minute later)
Greybob: Hello ma'am, welcome to Walmart, i'll be checking your stuff.
Julia: No you won't.
Greybob: Yes I will, you can't just go in and just get all this stuff without paying, that's stealing!
Julia: But my husband and two kids need food and clothes.
Greybob: Look, I understand that, but you still need to pay. So give me your items now or get out!
Julia: Ugh...... fine.....
( Greybob then checks out all of her stuff and gives her the total)
Julia: 30 Dollars? I only got 20!
Greybob: Well then too bad, just get rid of a few items and then you'll be good to go, besides, do you even work?
Julia: No.
Greybob: Then I suggest you get a job if you want alot of money.
Julia: * Leaves with the stuff*
Greybob: SECURITY!!!!!
( The Security comes and grabs Julia and takes her out and brings the items back in)
( Manager walks over)
Manager: Greybob, I see that you have been rude to customers, so I guess this is your warning. Instead of being a cashier and you did the right thing, you'll be stacking up some things in the cleaning aisle.
Greybob: Sounds good.
( 3 minutes later)
Greybob: Alright... almost finished...
( As soon as he tries to complete his task, two kids run around screaming and knocking things down)
Greybob: HEY!!!!!! I WAS JUST DONE CLEANING THAT!!!! NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN THANKS TO YOU SNOOTY NOSED LITTLE BRATS!!!!
(The two kids then laugh and him, then he chases them with a plunger and beats them with it, the manager then comes on)
Manager: Greybob stop! Why are you beating these two kids up?
Greybob: I was doing my job, until these two ruined it! They deserved every little beating I give them with this plunger!
Manager: I don't care, you're fired!
Greybob: * Throws the plunger at the manager's face and then walks out* Ugh.... getting sick and tired of people!
The end
== Trivia ==
This is the first time that Greybob works as something else rather than a cashier.
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