Optimus Prime

"Sometimes, the path of Good is Paved with Necessary Evils."
 - Optimus before Reviving Florence Nightingale, because she was the Only one who could Activate the Washington Monument, which Would then Awaken Professor Kukui from his Slumber.
Optimus Prime is a Character from the Transformer Series. After his Transformer retirement, Optimus Prime created many unimportant yet Horrific Mathematical Discoveries, Such as Addition and Subtraction. Later, when he understood how Repulsive these Discoveries were, he went to Middle Ages Earth to bury those Discoveries. This backfired immensly, as this caused Humans to Discover these things. Now, Optimus Cannot escape his Disgusting Discoveries. And that's only the Tip of the Ice Board With Primey.......................................
== Mental Disorders. ==
Optimus Prime has many Issues. Not Suprising, considering He invented Math like an Absolute Prick. Here are his mental issues:
* SAGAT.
* Scurvy.
* Albinism.
* Vision.
== Suspected Homosexual Relations with Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka after Divorcing Megatron ==
One of the most Curious things About Optimus Prime is his fond manner of Talking About Grandpa Joe. Around the time that megatron had divorced him, and Begun his war on Cybertron, Optimus Prime began confiding in his Human Friend Grandpa Joe, who is From Willy Wonka. Eventually, people mentioned that the two of them were Unreasonably Close, which lead to People wondering if Optimus was Married. However, After The Events of. 1975, Super World Series, Optimus had to Part ways with joe. Some Believed that Joe and Optimus had Kissed at Some Point, but this was never confirmed. However, both have Wedding rings On Opposing hands for Whenever they Hold their hands.
== Controversy ==
Optimus has committed Evil Acts, Namely, Crime, and for the good of the World, I have chosen to Detail his crimes dependent on if Lil Wayne was with him during those Crimes or Not.
=== Crimes With Lil Wayne: ===
* None.
=== Crimes Without Lil Wayne: ===
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* never hurt joe again.▉
== Trivia ==
* I've bitten a toothbrush in half. 
* They can't Catch me.
* Optimus has Nine Inch Toes on Each Foot
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* You can win the Hannes Alfven Prize by creating outstanding work in the field of physics, which can shape the study of plasma physics.