CRAZYSPONGE GOES TO CHICAGO!!!

CRAZYSPONGE GOES TO CHICAGO!!! is the tenth episode of Season Four of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[Exterior shot of CrazySponge in his house. He is sitting on the couch watching Star Wars.]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.
CrazySponge: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 
[CrazySponge’s parents walk in. He quickly switches off the TV.]
CrazySponge’s Dad: Son, what are you doing?
CrazySponge: I’m uh… watching porn?
CrazySponge’s Dad: That’s my boy! Now pack your bags, we’re going to Chicago!
[Trina from Victorious fucking jumps through the window.]
Trina: CHICAGO!!!!!!!! CHICAGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CrazySponge: Who the fuck are you?
Trina: I’m just a woman trying to make it in Chicago!
CrazySponge: oh okay
[Cut to CrazySponge at the airport with his parents.]
Trina: CHICAGO!!! CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S A CITY THAT’S EXCITING, IT’S A CITY THAT’S INVITING, IT’S A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME! THERE’S A LAKE THEY CALL LAKE MICHIGAN, I THINK I’M REALLY FITTING IN! THIS CITY IS MY PERFECT CUP OF TEA!
[Cut to CrazySponge on the plane with his parents.]
Trina: CHICAGO!!!!!! CHICAGOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[Cut to CrazySponge and his parents leaving the Chicago airport.]
Trina: CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!! CHICAGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrazySponge’s Mom: Does she really have to follow us around everywhere we fucking go?
Trina: Yes.
[Cut to CrazySponge and his parents in bed trying to sleep.]
Trina: CHICAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotel Guest: (off-screen) IT’S TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING! WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?!
Trina: (whispers) Sorry.
[Cut to the morning. CrazySponge wakes up.]
CrazySponge: (yawns) Oh my God, I couldn’t fucking sleep at all last night.
Trina: Huh, that’s weird. I slept just fine.
CrazySponge: Anyway, nothing brightens up the room like light from a window. Time to open up the blin-
[CrazySponge pulls the blinds open, revealing that his hotel room has a perfect view of Trump Towers.]
CrazySponge: …great.
Trina: That’s Chicago for you.
[Cut to CrazySponge at the Chicago History Museum.]
Trina: Who knew Chicago had so much history?
CrazySponge: I still don’t know who you are.
CrazySponge’s Dad: Ooh, look son! Colgate!
[The group approaches the Africa section of the museum.]
CrazySponge’s Mom: Why does the Chicago History Museum have a section on Africa?
Trina: DON’T QUESTION CHICAGO!!!!!!!!
[The group enter the area.]
CrazySponge: Oh my God I hate it in here.
Trina: Why? What’s wrong with Africa?
CrazySponge: I don’t like the smell.
CrazySponge’s Mom: What does Africa smell like? It’s a fucking continent.
CrazySponge: Just open up your nostrils and find out.
[CrazySponge’s Mom does so and fucking dies because of how bad the smell is.]
CrazySponge: o
[CrazySponge also dies.]
CrazySponge’s Dad: oh god oh fuck
[CrazySponge’s Dad also dies.]
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Trina: And THAT’S CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHICAG-
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