Little King John

Little King John is some sort of humanoid rat (Like Ratboy Genius). He however is pink. He also rules over a fraction of Minecraft, which is allowed by Notch. "King" is in his name because he is actually the king of alot of things. He has "John" in his name because he broke into the Poke mart storage and added free Master Balls. The Master Balls however were called JOHN.Nobody knows where little came from. He has a very strange life. Did we also mention he has a Wa clone called WaLittle King John? Well,he does and hes also king of him.
== Childhood ==
When Little King John was born,he was declared a stupid rat loser  and lived life in some guys window.When Little King John was 2,he went out and started biting things. He really likes biting things. He was expelled from School for biting off the principals pants. When he was 5,he bit a baby. He liked the taste of babies so started biting them most of the time. Every parent hated him, but he didn't care. When police came,he just bit the guns.  This is when he started to become noticed.
== Teen Years ==
When he was 13, he met Plankton.Plankton was bored so he decided he needed a king for every letter on the Chum Bucket. He asked Little King John to be king of the letter C. He accepted this offer,he however didn't have to do much though because the letters on the Chum Bucket are not really important. When he was 14,he liked being a king and decided he wanted to be the king of more things. He looked through the newspaper to find something to be king of,he was interested in alot of things, but he really was interested in Luigi. He became king of Luigi and started treating Luigi like a slave. Luigi had a even badder life then he already has! But no one cared because Luigi is a loser.
== Adulthood ==
From being a king in the past,he though everything was his. So he made himself his very own crown.  His mind was flooded with greed. He stole a moonrock factory from a guy named Happyman. He also claimed all moonrocks loved him. Then he ended up killing Happyman. He chose killing was fun and killed more.
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