Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 4: More Annoying Orange/Transcript

Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption each & every video for our hearing impaired fans. & also Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same terrible automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy! 
(A title card appears saying The Annoying Orange 5: Crappy Captioned)
Orange: (sighs) Kinda lonely in here all by myself. (yells and widens eyes) At ME!
(A hand drops in with a blue cooler. Inside, there is another orange talking muffled speech. The hand opens the case & reveals another Orange)
Orange #2: (laughs) Hey! What's bro? How well? (laughs) That's fun!
Orange: Ooookay?
Orange #2: Go, range! 
(Crickets chirp in the background as the screen cuts to the stove)
Orange: (Pulls out measuring tape with Daneco signed, with an inch being at least 5 inches) High inch! (throws measuring tape away) Hey, you're in orange.
Real Orange #2: (Unzips a cloned costume) (Sighs) I'm in orange.
Orange: That's what I said.
Real Orange #2: That's what I said. (laughs)
Orange: Hey, the Orange -- you wanna hear a joke?
Real Orange #2: Okay.
Orange: (A chicken with a crab's claws & legs walks up to Orange) Like a chicken crab, a-
Real Orange #2: Hey Orange.
Orange: Why?
Real Orange #2: (Reads a joke book titled How to Tell Bad Jokes written by Drain Cook) Why did the orange go blind?
Orange: (Holds out a book with it titled "Her") Her?
Real Orange #2: He. "Was lowered by Mitzi." Heeeee!
Orange: Have a talent show!
Real Orange #2: (Using a magic wand, he summons a magic hat & turns the hat into a Daneco Vitamin C jar) Get a vitamin C! (He tosses it to Orange. Orange eats it.)
Real Orange #2: Heeeeeeee! (Makes the vitamin C jar disappear)
Orange: (Pulls out a book called Bad Jokes & Puddin' Pops written by Dill Cosby) Hey Orange! When the orange, date before he went to whack--
Real Orange #2: Back to the grind?
Orange: Hey! You get my joke!
Real Orange #2: Aw, here me! Heeeeee!
Orange: Alright. How long does it take to screw a light pole in from a-
(Real Orange #2 farts & laughs)
Orange (sighs) Okay... (Throws his joke book against a only one eye opened giant, knocking him over) Down a giant!
Real Orange #2: (wet fart) Of there little pop in that one! (farts again) It growing!
Orange: Love you!
Real Orange #2: I think a little... right here!
Orange: Yeah, he can do this. Okay?
Real Orange #2: Yeah! Watch! (fart) Told you I right.
Orange: Yeah. Knowing.
Real, Real Orange #2: (Unzips his Real Orange #2 costume) No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
Orange: What?!
Real, Real Orange #2: Hey Orange -- When you're in for a treat--
Orange: Because you're stupid.
Real, Real Orange #2: --cuz he went out on a limb here! Heee heee!...At Heeeeeaney! (Turns green & starts to choke. Orange spits a seed to heal him) The best job! SO well!
Orange: Bee.
(A bee tackles Real, Real Orange #2)
Real, Real Orange #2: AAALLRRIIGGHHTTT!!! (Real, Real Orange 2 now has bruises, a black eye, two bandages and many bumps)
Orange: By, plain orange. Now butt (farts).
Real, Real Orange #2: WAAAaaaaahhhhh! (cries and passes out)
Orange: Uh. That's a lot better. piece & quiet.
(Daneboe and the blue cooler return, the latter dropping out several more Oranges, 3 having faces.)
Oranges: We doing home well! While they watch! (Start a conversation)
Orange: WELLLL!!
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