Blackbeard

Blackbeard, labeled The Homely, was a contestant on the Massive Failures. Due to his minor role, nothing is really known about him.
==Info==
Not much is known about Blackbeard, as he only appeared in two episodes, and was not present for the challenge in the one he was able to. It can be assumed he is very homely and somewhat like a homeless person, as he would rather go take a dump in the woods than assist his team. He also can be seen as immature or childish, as he sat in the barrel as it was spun around, much like an amusement park ride, which was even played to this extent in the finale.
==History==
Blackbeard only appeared in the competition for one episode, Pilots, Rivers, and Bad Kanye West Jokes, in which he didn't compete, instead he wandered off to go take a dump in the woods. Despite losing, he didn't seem to mind, as he instead kept asking to be spun in the barrel by Peter at the docks, and even felt that the other contestants were missing out, calling them "suckers".
Like most other competitors, he appears in History Repeats Itself. He spends the majority of his time in a barrel connected to a giant spinning device, but he helps Napoleon put Hitler into a barrel and kick him into the ocean at the end.
==Trivia==
*Blackbeard has the worst record out of any contestant, as he never competed in any challenge, instead going into the woods to take a dump.
*He is the first person to be eliminated in an episode where they take a dump, along with William Wallace.
Category:Contestant
Category:Season 1
Category:Pre-merge
Category:Team Massive Failures