Shadows of Visvara

Shadows of Visvara is a part in the Wavis D&D Legend.
A group of weirdos wander the country of Visvara, unknowingly approaching a conspiracy concerning the dictator in the north.
==Synopsis==
===Season 1: Golden Artifact Seekers===
====Chapter 1: Deen the Fish Bloke====
The party were travelling Visvara and stopped at Ars, a small village by a river. They looked around for quests, but didn't really find anything, so they went to the blacksmiths to look around for some weapons, but saw a rock with a mini top hat on and bought it, but as they left, the shop disappeared. They eventually found a groper pretending to be a blind old man. He squeezed Davril's ass, then ran away, but the Bulging Stick chased after him and cut off his hand and took a wallet full of pictures of bumholes, then dragged him to the gatekeeper, who cut off his other hand then put mud on his stumps. Suddenly, a man ran up to the entrance shouting about how his son was taken by a fish bloke who came out from the ground. The party agreed to help him out, so they ate pizza on their way to the cave where the monster took him, while the fisherman detailed what happened. When they got there, the fisherman ran back to the village for safety, while they went inside. They were instantly met with a left and right path, so they opted for the latter and were met with a dark tunnel with an echoing croak just beyond. Being cautious, they left the cave to get firewood from the nearby forest, but Borudash's fire starting skills were too incredible, that he set the entire forest on ablaze. They rushed back in with a stick that was on fire and threw it into the right path, where they saw a frog taking a 'big ol' shit' on the floor. Bulge rushed up and attacked it, but the frog dodged then started running like a man at Bob, who was tackled down and punched by it. Davril swung down at the frog as it leaped off of Borudash, but fatally struck his calf. Angered, Bob leaped forward and slammed down with his greataxe, but the frog dodged and kicked him in the face, so the Bulging Stick decided to try run out the cave to get some firewood to throw at the frog with, but he was tackled down by the frog and punched. With the situation looking dire, Davril cast bardic inspiration on Borudash, who swung down with his greataxe and sliced the frog in two. Tired, but resilient, the party pressed on deeper into the cave. They were met with a big pool of water and a small path further into the right, so they decided to investigate the body of water first. They saw an object at the bottom of it - shining, and the water was just shallow enough for Bob to just walk in and grab it. It was a locket with a picture of family in it, but no one knew who they were. They also found a small crack at the end of the pool, so he looked inside from a safe distance and saw a chest, then proceeded to carry it out, after consulting with Bulge. Davril picked the lock and they found that it contained GP 75, so they all took a third each. They also found a healing potion, which Davril took, but it wasn't very effective. They continued down the path and then saw a ditch with a bunch of sharp rocks in it and a glowing golden sword at the end of it, so Bulge front flipped over the ditch and used all his strength to pull it out of the ground, then returned to the others. They found that it had some mysterious writing on it that none of them could read. Finally, they saw that the river was leading into a small crack in the wall that was too low to go through at once, requiring one person to dive under at a time, so Bulge, being in fittest form, attempted to go in, but was suddenly grabbed by the neck and dragged across the floor of the river and thrown out into the ceiling, where he sustained devastating damage. The culprit rose from the water and revealed himself to be Deen the fish bloke. He towered over the party, so Davril pleaded for their lives with a beautiful heartfelt speech, but he couldn't understand it, then thought "pitiful mortals, I shall put them out of their misery", then struck down at him, but he dodged and sliced at him with his rapier, followed up by Borudash swinging his greataxe, and finally the Bulging Stick sliced through the Sahuagin with his new sword, which suddenly emitted a laser beam as it connected. Victorious, Bob decided to go investigate what was on the other side to see if the child was there, only to find skeletons, blood, and torn up clothes. With no signs of life, they returned to the village, with the monsters head and his trident to inform the fisherman of what they discovered. Distraught at the fact his son was dead, he sorrowed alone, but still awarded the party for killing the monster, but quickly picked himself up and said "welp, better make a new one!". The party left and decided to rest at the inn, but the innkeeper was blind and deaf, so they assumed they could just go and get a room for free, but Terry Crews was there and he strangled Bob, to make them pay for their stay. After a good night's sleep, they set out for adventure again, after picking up some healing items at a nearby store. On their way to the next village, a bear jumped out from the bushes and quite mildly asked if they would like to purchase shampoo. Though momentarily frightened by the bear, Borudash realised that it was an old friend he did business with a while back and after a quick catch-up about his dead wife, Bearington offered some of his items (some shampoo and two sticks), but Bob was trying to tell him that you can't sell sticks, because you can get them anywhere, which Bear denied, so he got the Bulging Stick to get seventeen of them, which Bear eventually bought, when they went to a nearby village to get some cash from his debit card, despite only have GP 1 to spare. As he walked away, Bear collapsed on the floor, as if he just died from starvation, but suddenly burst into the air with his jetpack on and flew away. The party continued their search for adventure and saw another blacksmiths, which Davril promptly entered. Immediately, he spotted a rock with a cowboy hat on and googly eyes, similar to his own. He went up to the counter and saw no one, so he started playing his flute to attract attention to himself, then got shouted out by the dwarven owner. He apologised then asked about the rock and what relation it had to the rock he already owned. The lady then detailed a great legend, "long ago, in the distant past, an enigmatic wizard named Rok crafted eighteen rocks with hats and googly eyes, then gave one to each of his children, as family heirlooms. It was said that they possessed a magic power that could only be used with the gathering of all eighteen rocks." Davril, having heard this story, bought the rock and committed himself to finding all eighteen of them. As he left, the blacksmith shouted "that rock isn't magic", then disappeared with the shop.
====Chapter 2: Goblin Hideout Siege====
Three days after their last adventure, the party had found themselves travelling in the rain. Wanting to escape the cold, they sought refuge in a nearby inn, where they met a man by the name of Edron Bartholomew II, who they let join their team. After a night's stay at the inn they walked out and readied themselves for another day, only to find a blacksmiths. Wasting no time, Davril rushed over to it and burst through with Edron only to find that the blacksmith was hanging from the ceiling by a noose. Davril walked past him while searching for rocks only to find weapons, so he checked the body and found that he had a rock with a fez around his neck on a necklace, when he tried to grab it, the dwarf woke up and shouted at him. They had a long convoluted argument about the price, until Edron stepped up and intimidated the owner with immense might, causing him to offer it up for free. Meanwhile, Borudash and Bulge had gotten incredibly pissed at the inn, so they staggered into a nearby café and bought their entire stock of sausage rolls. Entranced by the woman working their, Jenny, the Bulging Stick tried to flirt, but couldn't coherently say anything and was rejected, causing him to cry intensely, while Bob went to talk with a man with an ice-pack over his eye. He seemed to notice him as his boss and informed Bob that his name was Dylan and that he got ambushed by goblins while delivering packages to a client. Horrified by this he demanded that he take them to the goblins and was told by Dylan to get back to him when he was ready to go, so Borudash and Bulge met up with Dav and Ed at a well, where they heard some tiny voice down a two-foot deep well only to find a little kid the size of a thumb crying for help. Dav stuck his hand down and helped him out, but accidentally crushed him to death, so he threw him back in, while Bob grabbed the silver pieces inside it. They returned to Dylan and set off to the hideout and on the way, he told the party that a mysterious warlock gave him a golden compass that he could give them as a token of thanks. When they arrived, they discovered that they were hiding in a rocky hillside with a river flowing down, but they decided to try climbing it instead, which they managed to do after some trial and error, only to be met with a narrow crack which could only fit one person at a time, so Davril and Edron investigated it only to find out that a group of goblins were on the other side. Still in his drunken haze, the Bulging Stick burst through the crack and threw his shurikens at all four of them and dodged three of their attacks, but was struck by the fourth. Brugur followed behind, while he took a potion, but was immediately attacked by the three goblins that missed Bulge. In retaliation, they managed to kill two of the goblins, while Davril made his way in, only to be attacked by two goblins. Finally, Bulge swung his golden sword into one of the goblins and Dav sliced open the final one. With the full team through, they investigated the area and found a treasure chest with a couple gold pieces. They continued through and found that there was a large opening to the left, revealing the spring the river was coming from, which was following down a path that a bridge was going over. Firstly, Dav looked into the springs and saw a large metal box, so Brugur dived down to get it. Altogether they found that it had embroideries of a large figure giving eighteen strange circles to eighteen small figures, and recalling what the previous blacksmiths had told him, Dav took a handaxe from Bob and cut open the top of the box to find two rocks, one with a deerstalker hat and one with a beanie. They consulted as a group and decided to split up between the paths, so Edron and Bulge went over the shaky bridge only to find a goblin patrolling the path, so Bulge threw his shurikens at him, but missed, so Ed threw his javelin and pierced straight through their skull. Meanwhile, Bob and Dav found two frogs that started chasing them down. Furious from their last encounter with a frog, Bob smashed both his handaxes down and completely obliterated them. The party reconvened across the bridge and saw that at the end of the path were two small goblins and a much larger one behind them, so they sprung forward for a surprise attack. Davril and Edron attacked the small goblins, while Borudash and Bulge attacked the bigger one, but they were able to retaliate, but the West Side Boiz came out victorious. Dylan went over to his backpack and found that all his items were intact and handed Bob the Golden Compass. Feeling a little bit guilty for punching him in the face, while drunk and having such a hard time, he gave him a raise of 5 copper pieces then said goodbye. The party investigated the compass and found that it was written in the same language as the Golden Sword, furthermore it wasn't pointing North, but rather more South East.
====Episode of Madness 1: Falcon Claw University====
After defeating the goblins, the party decided to follow the direction of the golden compass, not knowing where it would eventually lead them. Since it was getting late, the West Side Boiz camped out for the night and Brugur Oradall Borudash was in charge of that night's dinner. He went out and found a plentiful supply of blue mushrooms, so he made a soup and everyone enjoyed it, only to find that they would be instantly knocked out and taken into something of a "joint dream world acid trip." They woke up in a strange unfamiliar street that seemed unlike anything on Endaria. Children in school uniforms were walking past them and laughing, as they found out that the entire party had been turned into fifteen year old human versions of themselves, in addition to that, all their equipment had transformed into school essentials like pens, pencils, and rulers. They found that they were also wearing the uniforms, so they followed the other students only for a little girl to barge into Davril, causing him to fall over and her to drop her lunchbox. She apologised and started running again, so they picked the lunchbox up and pursued her. They then passed a house that seemed to draw their attention for whatever reason, only to find the Flying Gorilla burst out the doors. She explained that she was their mother and that their father, Kevin the Carrot, was also inside. He came out and handed them a dooby telling them to "only use it if you really need it." Bob held onto it, being considered the most responsible. They continued pursuing the girl, where they saw her go past a pond with five frogs in it. Angered, Brugur slammed his two 15cm rulers into two of their heads, while Edron killed another and Bulge continued to pursue the girl. They attacked Davril and Borudash, but only Bob was able to dodge, so he countered by slamming his rulers into the remaining two. After the frogs were slaughtered and the party celebrated, the pond began to grow and from it grew a seven-foot-tall frog humanoid, who initiated a battle. They fought back with all their might, but began to struggle, midway through however a newfound ally appeared from the bushes behind and said "would you like any help?" It was another student called Sigismund, who everyone just started calling Sigi, so he joined in on the battle with his fire magic. The frog man had summoned more frogs to assist him in the battle, but seeing his friends in dire straits, the Bulging Stick returned back and critically hit them with his golden sword (that had now turned into a bendy ruler). Victory was theirs and the frog's minions retreated into the pond. Tired, they decided to open the lunchbox from the girl to see what was in it, only to find a sandwich, a cookie, a muffin, and a Capri-Sun. They cut the muffin in fractions for the people who had sustained damage and continued to pursue the girl, only to be met with a pair of diverging paths. They decided to go left, where they found themselves in a café and the woman there, Jenny, gave Brugur two sausage rolls and Edron a cookie and told them that a man in the corner seemed to have seen the girl they're looking for. Bob went over and started pushing down on his head, until the man was completely squashed, then asked, "do you know where that girl went?" He explained that the girl quite simply went to school as she's Aphmau the most popular kid in town. They exited the café and went onto the other path, where they were suddenly stopped by two delinquents, Sasha and Zenix, who attacked them, but failed miserably, so they just continued walking to school so that they wouldn't be late on their first day, but they continued to pursue them, so Bulge told everyone to go on, while he and Bob confront them. They asked what they were doing and they were eventually met with Gene, who had taken a photo of the West Side Boiz killing the frog man, then blackmailed them into going into the school and amending his attendance. They reluctantly agreed and promised not to tell the others. The West Side Boiz eventually grouped back up, but found that they'd be incredibly late, so Bob smoked the dooby and requested that Kevin help them get there on time, but he denied them any assistance, so they had to continue themselves, until they finally made it through the park and found themselves at the school, Falcon Claw University, where they went inside and found a plank on the floor. Borudash decided to crush it beneath his hand, but a boy with a bald head snatched it. It was Johnny 2x4 and he interrogated Bob about trying to crush Plank. To silence him, Bob attempted to crush him too, but the other students were looking, so Davril had to mediate the situation and they were able to leave the room, while Bob was being ridiculed for being yellow. They went into the reception desk, where they asked the woman working there what attendance was, because none of them actually knew what it was. She got really annoyed and rang up the principal, so Bob crushed the phone alongside her hand, so the receptionist took a banana out of her ear and rang that instead, so he started pulling on her ears. Meanwhile, the girl from earlier went up to the party and introduced herself as Aphmau, their mentor. Bulge then asked her what his timetable was while showing her thin air, then she just told him to follow her later. At this point, Bob had begun seducing the receptionist and she turned into a furry dog woman. Aphmau's boyfriend, Aaron, then arrived without a shirt on and asked what the West Side Boiz were doing and punched Davril, so they told him that they were just about to return her lunchbox and they thank them for it, as they continued to first period, but they wanted to a fornication break of sorts, so Edron found and fornicated with DanTDM, while Sigi fornicated with a tree and Bob continued with the receptionist. Sigi was then told by the trees that DanTDM has had sex with almost all the girls at school and that dating him is a bad idea, so he decided to warn Edron about this, so he crushed his head and turned him into a car. After finishing with the receptionist, Brugur asked her what attendance was and she explained and he followed up with a question on how it can be amended, telling him that it can only be done by going to the principal's office which is currently locked until next month, so he asked her for a dooby, so she complied. He smoked the dooby and Kevin appeared and he requested that Kevin send him a month into the future with his divine power, but he denied the request. They later went to first period and were hollered over by Aphmau's friends, who were sat on a table together. The Bulging Stick sat next to Aaron who sat firmly between him and Aphmau. Davril walked in and launched a chair across the room and sat on the floor only to get punched by Aaron again, so he lashed out and called him out for being an overprotective asshole. Ed then drove in, in his DanTDM car then sat down and laughed at him. Sigi entered and then just kind of floated up to the ceiling and sat down there. Finally, Brugur walked in and sat on top of Aphmau. Greatly annoyed Aaron punched Bob and they began a fight. Bob attacked with his 30cm ruler, so Aaron reached down and grabbed a demon slayer sword from hell and slashed at him, so Edron chucked DanTDM in the way, watching him vaporise as he came into contact with the sword. Bob retaliated with a hard press on Aaron's head, which was critically valued, but he found out the texture of his body was like sand. Aaron swung again, but narrowly missed, but not without tearing through reality, causing the school to split in half. In desperation, Bob threw Aphmau into his sword, causing him to become incredibly distressed. He took out his phone and called up the principal, Mr. Big, the man Bob was waiting for. The walls around them began to break through and Mr. Big was there, everywhere - all knowing and all powerful. He judged the group and assessed their worth, so Edron bowed down and prayed to him, only to be obliterated, causing him to wake up in the real world and go "shit. What the fuck was that?" Davril then opposed Mr. Big, who appreciated his resistant hubris and spared him for a little while longer, but was ultimately obliterated too, causing him to wake up in the real world and go "shit. What the fuck was that?". The principal then turned his attention to Brugur Oradall Borudash and gave him a insurmountable amount of homework that killed him, causing him to wake up in the real world and go "shit. What the fuck was that?". Tired from the events of the journey, the Bulging Stick tried to crush himself, but the principal attacked him to end his suffering for him, but with his raw strength, Bulge withstood the onslaught, which shocked the omnipotent being, so he destroyed Sigi, who tried to set the room on fire to divert attention, causing him to wake up in the real world and go "shit. What the fuck was that?" (revealing that he was just a guy who walked passed the party, while they were all asleep and tried out their blue mushroom soup). Mr. Big then touched Bulge's forehead and instantly killed him, causing him to wake up in the real world and go "shit. What the fuck was that?"
====Episode of Madness 2: Justice and Delusions====
A month prior to current events in Barnsley, there was a missing persons report. The disappearance was of a woman named Jenny, who worked at a nearby café. She was supposedly last seen by a group of youngsters, including Kai Goose and several others, but there were suddenly rumours spread around by a one William Rogers who was claiming that Kai Goose was the culprit behind her disappearance, so the two were promptly put into a court session and Kai had to defend himself, luckily for him he was a former detective. He was shocked to find that William was actually his friend, Billbob, who was at there with him. Rogers opened the session by saying "December 19th. Jenny has magically disappeared last footage shows you and a gang of youngsters covering the counter where she worked. Where is she you sick bastard?" Finding this entire situation ridiculous, Kai Goose explained that he pointed out that Rogers himself, calling him Billbob, was apart of the gang of youngsters and was the ringleader. While trying to prove his innocence to the jury, Goose seemed to uncover more about the deteriorating mental state of Rogers and decided to trap him in a corner by forcing him to out himself. So he asked for the entire story from all the evidence he got to be revealed. Rogers complied and explained that "On Wednesday, the 18th of December, Jenny was cleaning her equipment, until she saw a gang of youngsters covering her till. Just to see you, Kai, with a card and box of chocolates, for the Christmas holiday. You had given her the card, a card with a chip in between the paper, nano thin almost undetectable. Using this you all returned to seats until you returned home, you had connected with your contacts of criminals and arranged her kidnap, using the chip you found her house. Sneaking through the chimney in red, a poor Jenny thought Santa had came early. Only for her to be in the sack not presents, taken into the back of a van and drove back to your mansion. Jenny is hidden there." With some stark detective skills Goose had uncovered the truth and revealed who truly had the card. He explained it was Rogers himself who had the card and purchased it too, so anything to do with it was fully the fault of Billbob. This memory triggered something within Rogers, causing him to realise who he was and what he had done. He was investigated afterwards and put into a mental asylum, but Jenny's whereabouts were still unknown.
====Chapter 3: Golden Gauntlets====
After waking up from their collective drug trip they greeted Sigismund and welcomed him into the West Side Boiz before continuing their following of the golden compass. They eventually stumbled across a little town, but the café was bordered up with police tape, so Edron asked to go in and see, but they had to prove to the policeman that they were cool, so he flexed his muscles to intimidate him. It succeeded and he was allowed to go in with one person, so he picked the Bulging Stick. They entered and met two police officers, Kai Goose and William Rogers, who were investigating the scene. They explained that, about a month ago, a woman named Jenny had gone missing and they haven't found any leads, but they did find a strange door with a hole in the ground. Ed requested that the rest of the West Side Boiz come in to assist, and they were instantly permitted by Goose. They wondered about the hole for a while, but realised that the text on the hole matched the text on the golden sword and compass, in addition, they discovered that the compass and the hole were the same size, but Ed warned of incredibly dangerous and evil vibes coming from the hole, but Borudash put the compass in anyway and the doors swung open, revealing a staircase down into a dark space. The detectives told them to prepare first before going down into the dungeon, so they agreed and went into town. Davril and Bob decided to go to the blacksmiths only to find a giant man there. Davril asked if they had any rocks with hats on and the blacksmith got really angry and engaged in battle with the pair. Davril broke his rapier on the giant's tough skin and Borudash lost his left pinky finger. Luckily, his wife came over and calmed down her giant husband, then apologised to the pair. Davril received a new rapier to replace his old one as a further apology by the giant blacksmith. Borudash proceeded to talk to the wife, but he was using incredibly strange incoherent slang, so she didn't understand anything, so she sprayed him with water and asked him to leave, so Davril then asked the giant what else they're selling. The giant showed his wares, but an orange poncho peaked his interest. Upon realising he sells this item, Edron and the Bulging Stick entered, incredibly excited and eager for a poncho. They asked how much it was and the giant just said 12. The Bulging Stick bought one for GP 12, so Davril tried to haggle it down to GP 8, but the blacksmith got really angry, telling him that his grandmother made it with all her love, so he grabbed a poncho and wrapped it around his hand and punched Dav so hard he flew out of the shop and smashed into a tree. Ed tried to haggle too, and the blacksmith got angry again, but his wife tried to calm him down, telling him that they can't afford to repair all these walls and kindly asked that he just pay the 12, so he gave the giant CP 12 and went about his day. When they all left, they decided to go to the well, where they met an old street-dancing man called D-Money who was doing a new dance move called "the rock", where he'd pull out a rock with an explorer's hat on and do the orange justice on it. Desiring the rock, Davril challenged the old man to a dance-battle, then proceeded to do every single Fortnite dance, impressed, D-Money retaliated and prepared to do every single Fortnite dance on the rock at the same time, but slipped on the rock and cracked his head open, so an emergency funeral was immediately held. He was about to be buried with the rock, but Davril tried to use his mage hand spell to grab the rock, but he was instantly caught and D-Money's son, E-Money grabbed the rock and shoved it down his pants, so they followed him home, seeing him explain to his son, F-Money, that his grandfather is dead. His son got really upset, because he really loved street dancing and his father couldn't teach him anything, because he's just a regular, run-of-the-mill salary man. He ran out his house crying and bumped into Brugur Oradall Borudash, who tried to shove him in his bag, but the boy was able to escape and run back to his house to his father and told him what had happened. With a newfound vigour, E-Money grabbed his crossbow and aimed at Bob, telling him to leave his family alone, but he just charged at the man smashing him through his own home, killing him. F-Money was now on the floor crying and his mother came down the stairs and immediately sent out a pigeon to inform the police, but Edron grabbed the bird mid-flight and smashed it into the ground, until it was just a bloody puddle on the ground. Borudash proceeded to grab F-Money and bludgeon his pregnant mother to death with him, but the resulting action caused a candle to fall down and set the entire house ablaze, so he jumped out the window, when the two detectives from earlier showed up and comforted Bob, thinking he tried to save the family. The Bulging Stick was horrified by this turn of events and was completely disgusted by Borudash. They decided to leave, but they passed a ditch in the ground, where they saw a guy surrounded by frogs, so Sigismund talked to the frogs and asked them to leave. They were pretty chill about it and just walked away, smoking a couple cigarettes, but then Edron sneaked up behind them and killed them all, only to reveal that they were all ghost frogs. The man's name was Ara and he joined the West Side Boiz. Goose and Billbob appeared again and confirmed if they were ready to go down the dungeon. They went down with Kai at the front with his torch, but they soon realised that the path would split into two, so he took Sigi, Ed, and bulge right, while Billbob went left with Bob, Ara, and Davril. On the left side, they entered a dark room, where they found a goose just kind of chilling there, so Davril tried to befriend it, but it honked at them then started running around in circles, forming a tornado in the circle, then blasted it at the party. Everybody dodged it except Borudash, who got blasted back, so Davril just insulted it really harshly and the goose just walked away, hurt. Bob searched the room and found a skull that could talk. It didn't really have much to offer in terms of information, but he seemed like a chill dude, so he made a necklace and kept him around his neck. He'd go onto find out his name was Reiss and that he named his kid B-Money, a long time ago, so Bob explained that he likely murdered his descendants, which just made Reiss laugh. Meanwhile, the others had found a dark red door. Edron couldn't sense any vibes at all from beyond the door, so they opened it and found an incredibly classy looking library room with a velvet chair by a fireplace. Edron and Sigismund went over to the chair and Ed called out dad, only to find a monkey in a suit just kind of sat there. Edron tried to converse with the monkey, but it got really angry and started throwing his shit at him, so he retaliated by doing the same. Frightened, the monkey retreated to the fire place and set his shit on fire then threw his flaming hot poo at everyone. The Bulging Stick was able to cut through it, Kai was able to dodge it, but Ed got hit, and Sigi was overwhelmed. Bulge charged at him, but the monkey was able to dodge and shoot lightning out of his fingers, blasting him away, so Sigismund decided to just ask if the monkey would like any tea. The monkey began to cry upon hearing Sigi speak, because his voice reminded him of his dead son and he ran away crying. The party regrouped and went through the door in the library and found themselves in a massive boxing ring stadium and in the ring were two Earth-bending cows, but one was instantly crushed to death. The cow announced it was looking for a worthy challenger, so Borudash threw Reiss into the ring. Initially scared the skull winced, but then thought about how he named his son B-Money, then started to laugh, causing a torrent of wind to burst out and shoot straight through the cow. Victorious, the cow allowed them to proceed past him and they were met with a set of stairs leading down, so Davril led them down with his dancing lights, where they came across a man shouting at a woman on the floor. They all jumped down and frightened the man, who proceeded to ready himself for combat, talking big about his fire magic. They realised that the woman he was shouting at was Jenny, who was unconscious on the floor. Kai Goose asked for an explanation and so he explained that he had come to this dungeon to acquire the Golden Gauntlets for the Golden Artifact Seekers, but Jenny just came with him, despite his protest. Incredibly confused, Davril asked him to explain more about this golden weapon search and he explained that there were 14 golden weapons that were used to stop a malevolent old one called Big Chungus. Kai Goose and William Rogers took Jenny out the dungeon and the West Side Boiz agreed to help him get the gauntlets. The man, Zaoh Imnotgoodatmakingnames, explained that the gauntlets are at the bottom of a pool, but they can't touch the water, because they'll awaken the fragment of Big Chungus' life force that is trapped in the gauntlets, so they need his trusty fishing rod, but he ate it whole, since they were stuck in the dungeon for a whole month, so he tried to vomit it out, while the rest of the party just went down anyway. The Bulging Stick dived in and touched the gauntlets, suddenly causing a burst of darkness to consume everything around them. They were now stuck in a strange shadow realm and the gauntlets were spewing out this purple has that transmogrified into a figure resembling a well-built man. They got into a fierce battle with the fragment of Big Chungus and claimed the gauntlet as there's, but Bob and Reiss had a falling out and Reiss decided to make a body out of wind and he just left the dungeon. Meanwhile, Zaoh was still vomiting out the fishing rod to use, but they came back and showed him that they had the gauntlets and he just decided to give up on the Golden Artifact Seekers thing altogether and just entrust his weapon to the West Side Boiz, since they already had the sword and the trident (which they didn't even know was magic). He also explained that the countdown on the weapons was reaching 2 hours, so they had better follow the compasses quick.
====Chapter 4: Arrival of Big Chungus====
The party were racing their way through a dark forest to get to the meeting place the golden compass was leading them towards, but they soon realised that something was stalking them, it was batman and it attacked Davril, causing him to trip up and fall, so the Bulging Stick killed him swiftly, then removed his cowl, revealing it was a Chiropteran man. Borudash also searched his body and discovered four paper bats, which he kept before moving onwards. They eventually reached a small area of stone ruins, but then an old man rushed up to them and seemed to be relieved that he "wasn't the only one who was late", then smash his compass on the ground, teleporting him somewhere. Davril inspected the ruins, which had engravings telling them to smash the compass, so they all held hands, while Bob smashed it onto the floor. A blue light glowed over them and they were instantly transported into a large dome room, with paintings of old ones, the children of Muck Fish. They were rushed in by and elf man, who seemed to be running the operation, telling them that they were late for preparations and then announced to everyone that they only had 18 seconds until the countdown got to zero. They all anxiously waited for the countdown, but everyone holding a golden weapon instantly collapsed to the ground as their life force was being sucked out of them. Edron and bulge were able to instantly let go of the trident and sword respectively, but Davril was struggling to let go of his gauntlets, so Borudash rushed over and tore them off of him, saving him, but putting himself under its draining force now, fortunately he was strong enough to let go too. Relieved for a moment, they soon realised that everyone else was now completely drained save for the old man they saw earlier, the elf guy, a bear, and a generic looking anime girl. The weapons soon flew up into the middle of the room and formed a strange gold-tinted energy ball. Edron sensed the aura of the orb and merely said, "this is sending me some bad vibes guys", but Morgan Cantor, the elf bloke, angered by the turn of events, went up and attacked it, but instantly collapsed when the attack connected, which also caused the orb to disappear too. Davril inspected his body and found that he was dead, but saw his eyes were now glowing a gold colour. He turned around to tell everybody, but immediately saw Cantor get back up. Edron sensed his aura, feeling incredibly evil vibes, so he struck at him to try save Davril, allowing him to escape, but angering this now possessed version of Cantor. He held out his hand and formed a golden lance in it then slashed it across everyone, hitting everyone except Brugur Oradall Borudash, unfortunately, the three other people they were with were completely knocked out and the party had to take it on by themselves. The Bulging Stick and Bob attacked him, only doing minimal damage, but allowing everyone else to heal up a bit. Angered by the blows sustained, Cantor changed the lance into a fan and blew a cast of wind at them, which hit everyone except Davril and Edron. The wind didn't do any damage to them, but caused them to charmed, forcing them to attack their allies. Brugur slashed his greataxe at Davril, while Sigismund went to hit Ara, but accidentally tripped and hit himself with his scimitar. The Bulging Stick proceeded to throw a shuriken at Sigi, while he was on the ground, while Ara punched him. Davril went over to a now dying Sigi and force fed him a sausage roll, which seemed to make him better and Edron attacked Cantor to stop him from hitting them any further, but didn't stop him from slashing his lance at them all again. Everyone was able to dodge it, but everyone stuck to healing themselves, even Morgan, except Sigi, who threw a ball of water at him, and Ara, who asked Borudash to be launch him into the enemy, dealing massive damage with his inflict wounds spell. The fight was still not over and the party came at him swinging, but the Bulging Stick was able to deliver the final, devastating blow, causing Cantor to die, as the spirit of Big Chungus escaped his body. Exhausted from the battle, the party rested for a second only for Moneybags the bear to jump and tell them that he wasn't unconscious, he just wasn't eager to fight the possessed version of this already strong bloke. He rewarded them all with GP 100 each, as a thank you for dealing with the Golden Artifact Seekers' mess. Davril and Borudash tried to pet him, but he didn't notice Dav and bit off Borudash's other pinky. The Bulging Stick then tried to pet him and Moneybags enjoyed it so much that he gave him his business card for Brains 4 Days, telling him to send a raven to this address if they ever need a brain, then grabbed the other two unconscious people and left. Davril inspected the corpses of the Golden Artifact Seekers and managed to find GP 26 that he shared between the party and then they decided to leave. When they got out the cave, they realised night had struck, so they set up camp together, with Dav and bulge making rice with ox meat, with a side of Sigi's berries. They sat around the campfire and decided to share their backstories with one another in full for the first time, bringing them all closer as a the West Side Boiz. While they were enjoying festivities of teasing Brugur Oradall Borudash to the point where he started trying to beat up Ara, and building a romantic relationship (Edron and the bulging stick), they were suddenly stopped by a surprise appearance by Bear Bearington, who collapsed on Bob, bleeding to death, so Ara rushed over and healed him, noticing the plethora of arrows in his back, he warned them of hunters trying to kill him. Furious, Brugur marched further into the forest to kill them, so Ed carried Bear on his back and followed Davril, who was leading the way with his dancing lights spell. They eventually got ambushed by a flurry of arrows up in the trees from the hunters, so Bob set a tree on fire with a torch he made quickly, causing one of the hunters to expose his position and die in the fire, which began to spread into a circle of fire. The hunters jumped down, but Bob, and bulge slaughtered through two of them, causing the last one to try run away, but got caught in the fire and died. Bulge backflipped out the ring, but everyone couldn't match his incredible form, so Bear weakly told everyone to grab a hold of Ed, while he used his jetpack to fly them away. It was successful and they escaped the forest with bulge tailing along behind them on foot.
===Season 2: Misadventures===
====Episode of Madness 3: Davril Town====
Bear had dropped the West Side Boiz at a nearby cave, while the forest beneath the burnt bright with flames. He collapsed from tiredness and the Bulging Stick had made his way up to the cave too. Everyone, tired from their recent fight with Big Chungus decide to rest also, but Davril spotted some nearby orange mushrooms, so Edron and Brugur Oradall Borudash inhaled some and fell asleep, while everyone else just ate them normally, before bed. After a good night's sleep they awoke in a strange part of the forest that seemed unfamiliar to them. Notably it wasn't on fire anymore and Bear Bearington wasn't there either. They were about to be on their way, until a band of thieves ambushed them and stole one weapon of each of them. Instantly a battle between the two parties ensued with BOB just throwing people around, Ara and Sigismund burning stuff, Edron going a bit ape shit, the bulging stick just kind of fumbling around doing shit, and Davril mostly yielding and throwing dirt around (being really unhelpful). Sigi eventually cast thunderwave and the West Side Boiz were able to dodge it successfully and it killed the majority of the thieves, leaving just one behind (the thief who stole Sigi's scimitar). Ara followed up by casting sacred flames on him, but the thief withstood the attack and ripped off his now burning clothes, so BOB shoved dirt in Davril's mouth and threw him at the thief, but he missed and Dav hurt himself. Edron then picked up Borudash's great axe and launched it at the thief and missed again, so Bulge picked his katana up and went over to him to comfort him, but tripped on a pebble and fell over, so the thief seized his chance and charged at him with his scimitar and tripped on the same pebble, cracking his skull on the ground. With the enemies defeated, the West Side Boiz gathered their weapons and Edron and Bulge had sex in the mud, while everyone just kind of watched awkwardly, strangely noticing that everyone looked about 20 years older. Weirded out, but ultimately unfazed by everything, BOB tried picking up Davril in celebration of their victory, but he slapped his hands away and stabbed him with his rapier, causing him to cry (on the inside, so no one could see him show weakness). The party headed out of the forest and saw a town in the distance, so they made their way to it, only to find a massive statue of Davril. Desperately unable to hold it in, Edron and Bulge ran over to the statue and pissed all over it. Borudash, still angry about the whole stabbing thing, quickly grabbed Davril and threw him at the statue and into Ed and Bulge's cross-streaming piss. Dazed, Davril just made out what the plaque said, "Here stands Davril the martyr that suffered and had a diligent collection of the mythical rocks." Zipped up and out of piss, Edron and Bulge went over to the nearby café for a date, but only found it in a strange uproar, so they went to the counter and saw Jenny, who welcomed them and got the sausage rolls Edron ordered, but stopped in her tracks when he admitted to pissing on the statue of Davril. She was horrified and disgusted, so she spat at him, but he just caught it in his mouth and grinned at her. Now terrified, Jenny slammed the grate down and cried behind the counter. Edron said "don't worry." from the other side, then he and the bulging stick lifted it up and stole the sausage rolls, but Bulge was quite easily caught and everyone started yelling at him, so he shouted back "hey guys. I've had a real rough day, and I've only been getting shit rolls." Everyone decided to leave him be, but warned him to leave Jenny alone, so he and Ed went to the back and started having sex. Meanwhile, still covered in piss, Davril decided to get up and he went into the café and asked for a towel, with Borudash closely following from behind. Everyone got up and looked blankly at Dav when he came in, as if they were in disbelief. It was dead silent (besides Edron and Bulge having sex in the corner) and then they all frantically threw handkerchiefs at his feet, so he kind of looked at them and awkwardly muttered, "I- I asked f- for a towel." The whole café was in uproar again and they found a single towel and one guy bowed down before Davril and hand him it. After Dav awkwardly thanked the guy, Borudash went to punch the guy, but missed, so he ran back and asked for Davril to save them, so he just kind of pushed him out with him and told him that they should go to the market, so Sigi (who was trying to, but failing to, talk to animals) and Ara joined the pair. They got there and it was mostly silent except for a fruit vendor, so Dav went up to him and was about to steal a pear, until he realised that he recognised the man as the rapist dude from the blind and deaf village, who had just recognised him as well. He started pleading for his life, but Dav took out his rapier and cut off his other hand, then he, Sigi and Ara stole some of his fruit. BOB then went over too and loudly clapped his hands, causing the rapist dude to shit himself. They went back to the statue and just chilled for a bit eating some fruit, but Davril noticed the guards by the town hall staring at him, so he went up to them and asked, "what's the deal with airline food, am I right guys?" They conversed among themselves and one of them rushed into the building, while the others continued to stare, so he asked, "what's the deal with airline food, am I right guys?", again and they just looked at him, so he asked one final time, "what's the deal with airline food, am I right guys?", getting nothing. BOB rushed over and picked up one of the guards, shook him and shouted, "what's the deal with airline food?!" As he said that, a bear in a formal suit came out the town hall and the guards moved aside to let him through. He asked BOB to put his guard down, but he was promptly ignored. The bear went up to Davril and analysed him for a bit and exclaimed "my gosh! You're right. It is him, bring them all in." The guards proceeded to push everyone into the town hall. Four went into the café too and picked up the table Edron and Bulge were having sex on and brought them into the town hall, while they were "just finishing up." The bear looked at Dav and asked if he would like to join him for dinner, but he just looked up at him and asked, "what's the deal with airline food, am I right guys?" The bear laughed and said "truly the most pressing philosophical question of our time, allow us to discuss it over a meal." He brought everyone into a dinner hall with a large banquet of food spread across it. Sigismund dived right in and started gnawing at succulent chicken legs, while Ara opted for the sandwich station and ate every single type, as Borudash went around and ate every tuna-based item. The bulging stick pulled a chair out for Edron, but he was rather skeptical of the food and "vibe-checked" it, finding that it was just normal delicious food, so he and Bulge started feeding each other. Davril sat next to the bear and put his hands on his head and asked "what's the deal with airline food?" and the two discussed the subject for what seemed like hours. After a while, the bear explained that his uncle, Bear Bearington founded the town and built the statue of Davril in honour of his legendary exploits in the war against "the Walker" with his mystical rocks. After that dump of exposition, he started smoking something and the air grew spicy, so Edron vibe-checked him and sensed immense good, but also a brewing, powerful force of destruction. A band of waiters came out with dinner plates with lids on them and laid one down at the space of each of the West Side Boiz and bear. The bear looks happy and reveals that there's a fez under each one and he explained that, since the first rock found was one with a top hat, only the mayor can wear it and it has become a religious symbol in recent years, but the fez is allowed to be worn by all. Everyone put the fez on, except for Davril, who points out it's the wrong colour and takes out his own rock for comparison. The bear is shocked at the fact he has the rock and asks how he got that, since all the rocks were destroyed in the fight against "the Walker". Davril assures him that it's genuine and gives it to the bear, who inspects it, then throws it onto the table, where it suddenly cracks. He gets up, furious, and calls the West Side Boiz imposters and banishes them out of the town, so a bunch of guards come in and drag them out of the town hall, where they're all just able to break free of their hold. Sigismund then used thunderwave again and blew the guards away and they realised that they were all just trainees. One of them also pissed himself, so Edron ran over to him and pissed himself more intensely to assert his dominance. Ara tried to convince them that they weren't imposters, but the guards weren't convinced and wearily pointed their weapons at him. Annoyed, he asked Bulge to hold the bowl of tuna he brought out with him and threw his great axe at one of the guards, splitting straight through them, then continued his tuna. Bulge then turned to Edron and said "watch this baby", then proceeded to JoJo pose aggressively, so his boyfriend tried to join him, but he was visibily annoyed by how wrong it was, so he started critiquing him, which he took on the chin. Davril was a little annoyed now too, so he used thunderwave and only Brugur Oradall Borudash and Edron Bartholomew II were able to dodge it, but the guards were nonetheless defeated. The giant bear came out and proclaimed "I am Tim Simmons and I will defend my uncle's land!", then clapped aggressively, releasing a great burst of energy, which caused the party to stumble back a bit. They all looked behind them and saw that the massive statue of Davril was beginning to move and it drew its rapier, but accidentally cut himself (in true Davril fashion). Sigismund then proceeded to summon Bafupa, who granted everyone bonus health and everyone began attacking the statue, until Simmons revealed himself to be a wizard and started healing the statue, so Davril went over and repeatedly slept him, while everyone else started blasting their attack at the statue. Ara and Sigi were eventually able to burn the statue and defeat it, so Borudash called everyone over and they pissed in the bear's mouth, while he was asleep, then Bulge stabbed him with his katana and Edron used divine smite in conjunction with his longsword and beheaded Simmons. A flash of white light blinded them all with the final blow and they all suddenly woke up in the cave again, as it was all just another drug trip.
====Chapter 5: Thunderdome====
After a good night's sleep and a little discussion on last night's drug trip, the West Side Boiz part ways with Bear Bearington. The fire had subsided and died down substantially, so the party decided to have a walkabout only to find a fat old dude just lying on the floor, dying. They tried helping him up, but he was too fat and heavy, so they just gave up the prospect entirely and searched his body for wounds, finding a massive bloody gash below his belly button, so Edron tried to use lay on hands, but find that he couldn't use his magic. The man then yelled out, seeing that he was trying to use magic on him and two men in steel armour came over and got into a fight with the West Side Boiz. They were able to apprehend Davril and Sigi, but BOB killed one and managed to use the guard's handcuffs against him. Sigismund managed to break free and help everyone interrogate this guy, who claimed to be a guard from a nearby town that despises magic and non-humans, but was hesitant to reveal any more information they asked him, so Borudash broke a flute he had on him and the guard started crying his eyes out, so Edron tried to silence him by peeing in his mouth, but it just combined the sound of crying with gargling, which alerted a large group of more guards to come running over. Davril tried to lie to them, but the guards just saw the fact that there were a bunch of non-humans gathered around a now dead fat dude and guard, as well as a handcuffed one too, who's mouth was being pissed into, so they dragged their guard back to their side, freed him and threw a sleeping gas bomb at them, which everyone got hit by, except for Edron, who managed to slip away, while everyone else got arrested, but he watched from the distance, while everyone got taken into the nearby town, shackled. As they were being taken in, Davril had woken up and realised that he recognised the town as him birthplace, Chill, and was incredibly confused at how much had changed over the past 14 years, with it becoming completely fascist. They were eventually taken into a large metallic domed coliseum, but unbeknownst to the guards, Edron was following from behind and searched for a way in, only to find just a normal tick booth, where he met two twins called Billy and their dad, also called Billy, who gave him a ticket for free. He managed to get a front row seat, in the coliseum, where in the middle was a dome cage that only had one entrance. Meanwhile, Davril, Sigi, BOB, Bulge, and Ara were thrown into a lower chamber underneath the coliseum, where they were stripped of their equipment and had to wear the prison clothes, which were dirty white vests and shorts. Suddenly they saw a man in the cell with them, who looked a little bit like Davril. It was his father Tom Higgenson, lead vocalist for Plain White T's, who closely embraced his son, Davril Higgenson. The two were incredibly shocked to see each other, but were incredibly happy. Tom explained that his wife, Delilah, was killed, when a group of people burnt down their house with her inside it, while he was arrested "for doing the old in-out in-out with an elf." He also told them that they were next in line to fight Blaster, the Thunderdome's leading champion, but when questioned why he wasn't next in line, he said he just hides, but was abruptly stopped by a guard coming in. When the party looked back at Tom, he had seemingly just vanished and the guard had grabbed everyone and thrown them into the Thunderdome. Edron saw everyone be thrown in and was surprised to see everyone sticking their middle finger up at him, while an announcer stood up in his stand and very gloomily introduced the reigning champion, Blaster. A massive man stepped into the cage and he was wearing a strange, pitch black helmet, so his features were completely masked from them, but they all readied themselves to fight him. Sigismund ran straight up to him and punched him, but instantly broke his hand and Borudash picked Ara up and chucked him at Blaster, dealing some brutal damage to both. Seeing how utterly useless attacking him seemed to be without weapons, Davril tried to convince Edron to help them, but he had just gotten the most comfiest he'd ever gotten in his life and was playing Ring Fit Adventure with the bloke next to him. Blaster attacked with full force and landed some devastating blows into Borudash. The bulging stick smouldered at Edron, causing him to get quite flustered, but he realised that he does have to commit to their relationship, so he went down and ran into the Thunderdome with all his equipment. A scimitar was also thrown in by one of the organisers, and Davril grabbed it and passed it to Bulge, who used his ritual duelling to make Blaster focus his attacks onto him, but Bulge was mostly just getting pummelled into the Earth by him. Ara nearly died a couple times too, because BOB kept picking him up and launching him at Blaster. In the third round, a crossbow was thrown in, so Davril went to pick it up and shot it straight through himself, causing some mortal damage, especially since it wasn't a normal crossbow, so Sigismund went to grab it and managed to blast straight through Blaster. The rest of the fight became quite tumultuous and it seemed like they were about to be overwhelmed, but the bulging stick struck down with his katana with such force, he managed to cut straight into him with mortal damage, but he somehow got up once again, but just as all seemed lost, Ara, who was just recovering from the flurry of attack sustained by BOB throwing him around, punched Blaster, killing him. The audience cried out, booing the West Side Boiz. Not knowing what to do, the guards threw the party into the lower chamber, where Tom congratulated them and have them a bit of bread each to help them heal up a bit. He told them that he was planning to escape tonight, but since they seem to be in trouble now, they can make for it now, so he took out a rock with a bearskin hat and smashed the lock off, then threw it down and walked to a door around the corner. Davril picked the rock up and looked at his father, quite suspicious of him, as was Edron, but Bulge and Sigi didn't seem to care and just wanted to leave, so they all followed him. Tom took them into a separate room and told them to grab their equipment quickly, so they complied and then he pointed to a pool of sewage water and asked if they could swim. They all sighed and knew where he was going with it, but they followed him into the dirty water and they successfully made it out of the city, undetected. In the outskirts of the forest, they all seemed to be safe enough, so Tom pulled out a rapier and handed it to Davril, telling him that it was Delilah's indestructible rapier.
====Episode of Madness 4: Spell Slots Init====
After parting ways with Tom Higgenson, the West Side Boiz were ambushed by a large group of goblins, but they fought through them bitterly. Davril was quickly knocked out and he broke his rapier, but the rest of the party were able to hold their weight and Sigismund was able to kill every last one of them with a single use of Thunderwave in the end.
====Chapter 6: Diverging Paths====
A week after the escaping the Thunderdome, the West Side Boiz find themselves in the coastal town of Crino, where they went to the local café and met Jelkas Truboe, a bearded gnome man who worked for Ewon Ltd.. He explained to them that he was out making deliveries, but the waters grew incredibly violent and threw everyone overboard. Luckily he was able to return to land with his package in tact, so he went to the café to dry off and have a sausage roll. Not recognising his boss, Mr. Borudash, Truboe went to the post office to send a letter to him, but ended up just asking BOB to hold onto it for him, while he went "for a whiz." BOB read the letter and it essentially asked him to get a boat for him, so the party went to the nearby docks to get a boat, where they met a large half-orc dude, who was the brother of a massive blacksmith bloke that had previously knocked Davril's lights out. In exchange for CP 12, they managed to get an 8-person canoe that could only move with the half-orc's instructions, as its mechanics were beyond the party's comprehension. As they set sailed with Truboe as well, they found that to start the canoe they had to whack a strange green orb into the head of the person in front, so everyone did that, with Sigismund and Borudash taking some pretty brutal damage from the Bulging Stick and Davril respectively. As they began moving they put on some tunes and chilled on their way to the island of Saios, but suddenly felt strange ripples in the water. A giant squid monster burst out the water and attack them, so the party prepared for combat. Borudash threw Truboe at the squid, but it failed to do anything and the gnome died in the process. Bulge and Edron jumped onto its back and started hacking away, but it went underwater, so they had to go back up for air. BOB attempted to throw Ara into the water after the squid, so that he could use inflict wounds on it, but he failed to get anywhere and just smacked onto the water. Edron managed to get back onto the canoe, but as soon as he did, the monster burst up form beneath him and threw him, Sigi, and the half-orc bloke overboard, but Davril and Borudash managed to stay on and they contemplated abandoning everyone. While falling, Sigismund used thunderwave, killing the monster and sending him hurdling backwards with the canoe. The canoe splashed into the water, while Dav and BOB hit each other with green orbs to get it to start, but Sigi managed to land in the canoe as it zoomed off into the horizon. Ara, Edron, and Bulge were now alone at sea and the monster fell into the water sending a tide over them, knocking them out and made them float endlessly at sea.
====Chapter 7: Bartholomew vs. Belenus====
The waves proved forgiving that evening, as Ara, Edron, and Bulge had somehow all floated onto the exact same shore, alive and well. They found themselves on a sandy beach and stumble upon a strange man who looks strikingly similar to the Bulging Stick, but he seemed to recognise Edron, so he allowed them all to take refuge in his bakery in town. The town itself seemed to have seen better days, and the man, whose name was Bulge Anus, explained that it was all thanks to their new king, Belenus. They got to his bakery and he gave them all complimentary muffins and hot chocolate, which were the best they'd ever had. Bulge Anus then asked if Edron wanted his old stuff, to which he agreed to, so he went into his basement and pulled out some beautifully designed armour, which had a bear head piece, that connected into a bear shaped cape. At the sight of the armour, Ed instantly took off what little clothes he had and dawned on his new gear, where he was then presented with the Bartholomew Blade. Bulge Anus requested that they defeat Belenus and save the town, to which they agreed, but not before going to a local antique store to look at their wares. The vendor was a hunch-backed lanky white dude with broken circle glasses, prompting Bulge to say, "ha, that looks like Davril." The vendor showed them his cupboard of available wares, revealing an assortment of items, so Edron bought Bulge an ahegao hoodie, and Bulge bought him a signed BTS shirt. Ara wanted an anime girl figurine with the head of Muck Fish, but he had no money, because Borudash had stolen it all at some point, so his friend chipped in to help him out. Ed wanted a strange furby device that was also an explosive, but failed to convince the vendor to give it to him, so his boyfriend intimidate the vendor so hard that he just gave them the bomb and forced them out his shop. Fully equipped, they headed over to the royal estate and Ara, despite his newly found speech impediment, managed to convince the gatekeeper to let them in. As they walked in, they saw a fountain and Bulge cheekily pushed Ed in, causing him to pull his lover into it with him, while Ara just kind of awkwardly stood there watching. Noticing his friend's uncomfortability, Ed adopted Ara as his son, with Bulge as his other guardian. As a family they walked up to the manor before them and Ara's new parents encouraged him to knock on the door and say "trick-or-treat". A butler opened the door and noticed Edron and led him up to the throne room, where they saw three people. Belenus noticed the party enter and asked if he was back from the dead and ready for his second beating, but having next to no knowledge of the past battle, Edron merely readied his new blade. Meanwhile, one of the other figures, a dark brooding ninja looked at Bulge with shock, then pulled down his mask and said, "dude! It's me Zenix!" The two got to talking and Zenix explained that Katelyn was killed by the SJD, but also that Belenus had saved his life, so he had a blood oath to him. The Bulging Stick tried to convince him to break the oath, but, due to his honour being bound to him, when Belenus initiated his duel, Zenix fought his old friend. Ara was then forced to do battle with the opposing mage, Hora, who clearly outmatched him within the first throw of combat. Belenus then began "summoning the full power of his blade", with a magic chant and even waited for Edron to execute his, but realised that he'd lost his memories, so he couldn't utilise the blade to its full potential and swung at him, but their fight ended somewhat swiftly with Ed landing some brutal blows with his new blade. Belenus collapsed to the ground and his son walked in to witness Ed decapitate him. The Belenus Blade rolled over to his son, who ran away with it, disappearing beyond the manor. Meanwhile, Zenix had helped Bulge up after absolutely wiping the floor with him, noting that since Belenus is dead, he failed his oath and is now technically free to do whatever he wants, so he took "his new main shag", Hora, who was actually a woman, despite how handsome a man he looked like. They went to a nearby bar and got chatting and Hora revealed that, as a telepath, she could communicate a telepathic message to someone they know, if they so desired, so Bulge and Edron agreed.
====Chapter 8: Tall Trial====
Sigismund, Brugur Oradall Borudash, and Davril's canoe speeded into a rocky beach, putting their tumultuous journey to an abrupt stop. They'd worn themselves out and looked at their surroundings figuring out that they'd somehow made it to Cummid by complete accident, so they were able to deliver the Ewon Ltd. parcel directly to its recipient at a nearby blacksmiths, who shot Davril for insulting his yellow eyepatch, calling it piss coloured. The blacksmith took his parcel and closed his shop for the day, so the party went to the working men's club, where they saw Bear Bearington, who sold Davril two Tanto blades that he stole from the Shimada Clan. Interestingly, the party had been hearing tales of a mysterious armoured figure on a horse on a hill, which the inhabitants of the village were too scared to investigate, so Sigismund went outside to look at hills for a while, until he found it. Meanwhile, BOB had been growing more impatient with the working men's club, because he "doesn't like it when his employees enjoy themselves too much," so he went over to the bartender and punched him in the face, causing everyone in the building to angrily prepare themselves to maul the half-orc. Seeing this, Bear Bearington took one last gulp of his beverage and left the scene, while Davril instructed his companion to get behind the bar counter, so that he could stand on a table and use thunderwave. The shockwave was so intensely powerful that ever in the building flew backwards and the structure itself burst out and began caving in on itself, destroying everything. Sigi, who was still outside doing pretty much nothing at this point looked behind him to see that everything was in pieces and Davril was standing proudly in the centre taking a big swig of his glass of milk - like a true champion. Dav and BOB started rummaging through the rubble and found a full set of milk bottles, and an array of different alcoholic beverages, furthermore they stumbled upon a rock with a propeller hat on. The party, strangely proud of what just occurred, began taking in the scenery and suddenly saw the menacing figure on the hill mentioned by the townsfolk. Sigi waved at it and received a wave back, but BOB, sensing hostility from the being, launched Davril at it and he used thunderwave again at it, knocking it off its horse, to which it said, "yo, what the fuck are you doing? It's me Reiss." Davril apologised profusely and the other two came running up and did the same. The party explained what they'd been up to since, and asked how Reiss was, so he explained that he got his old dance outfit on and had a vision of this place, so he set out to wait for what had taken place in it to occur. As the party asked what that was, Reiss checked his watch and the earth beneath them began to rumble, as a gaping hole began to form where the town was. A massive tower began erupting from beneath it and it was structured with no windows or doors, but still had balconies all around it, furthermore, the entire tower was covered in vines. Reiss asked if the party wanted to assist him, to which they eagerly agreed to do, so they all grabbed one of his fingers, and found that the armour he was wearing was completely hollow. After a brief few moments of pause, all four of them burst into the air and landed above the clouds, on top of the tower. Despite how freezing cold it was up there, they pushed forward to the centre, where they found a podium that simply said Trial 1, so BOB tried pushing it over, but wasn't able to make it budge, so Davril tried slapping it and completely obliterated it. With that, one of the panels behind them opened up and revealed a strange humanoid figure made entirely out of a strange semi-transparent material. BOB charged at it and swung with his axe, but dodged it with incredible, yet jolty motions and speed, then formed a sword out of its hand and swung at everyone with its incredible length. Davril and BOB were hit back, so everyone tried attack it again and they eventually managed to throw it off the tower, but Reiss realised that it was rapidly climbing its way back up, and it jumped onto Reiss' head, so BOB and Davril tried pulling it off, but were instantly kicked back, while it continued to scramble at the skull's scalp, so Sigismund used burning hands on the thing and it scorched it off, freeing Reiss and causing it to fall off the tower again, so BOB grabbed the skull and chucked him at it. Reiss used his wind-based powers to smash into it, then rebound his way back up to the top of the tower, where they all heard a load mechanical noise and "TRIAL 1: COMPLETED". With this, Reiss jumped off the tower, stranding the party, so they had to figure out a way down without him. BOB threw Sigismund off the tower, causing him to plumett to his death, but fortunately for him he turned into a bear and hung onto the vines, as they did that, the tower began rumbling once again and started slowly descending, so everyone just jumped off from a safe distance and watched as the tower sank further into the ground. With a job well done, they decided to head out to meet up with Reiss, but they suddenly felt a minor headache, then began hearing familiar voices. It was Edron and Bulge, giving each one of them a different message. Davril suddenly heard, "Fuck you Dav, we can’t stand you mate. You’re the worst one in the crew. Eat shit and die, simp. You radiate loser energy. Your death will be soon. LOL JK XD. ~ signed by shit and giggles.”, Borudash then heard, "Ayup BOB, we’re on Vibe island, of which I am king of. It’s pretty nice, come find us and pick us up. P.S. We adopted Ara, but you can still try kill him. P.P.S. Please do it.”, and Sigismund heard "Fuck you Sigismund, we can’t stand you mate. You’re the worst one in the crew. Eat shit and die, simp. You radiate loser energy. Your death will be soon.” As soon as they'd all received those messages they then just saw a telepathic hologram of Edron fortnite dancing. They then unanimously decided, "fuck those guys", then looked for Reiss, who was by his campfire, and despite their insistence, refused to let the party join him on his new quest, so they settled for establishing their own new town, but decided to sleep at Reiss' camp for the night. When they woke up, their ally was gone and they were left to their own devices, so Davril and BOB chopped down a tree, and they decided to make a cabin, but they were all too incompetent to do it, so they checked out the rubble around the massive gaping hole in the ground from the tower, so Sigi spent the entire day mending all the structures that could be feasibly reconstructed. At evening, Sigi filled the hole up with water, and made a large well, then the party searched the nearby town for new townsfolk to put in it, since everyone that used to be there was now dead. The next town over seemed quite nice, but just as they were about to approach it, a massive tower erupted from the ground and they saw Reiss fly up to it. They made their piece with not getting any new villagers and returned to their newly established town.
====Episode of Madness 5: I hate these stupid assholes====
The next morning, rain poured heavily and the day was dismal, yet Sigismund said to his two fellow villagers "I sure do love not dying.", where he was promptly struck by lightning, likely by the will of Muck Fish, prompting his two companions to agree that maybe this new island may not be the best idea after all, so they got a new canoe and sailed off to Vibe Island. On their way there, Borudash was also struck by lightning, leaving Davril to sail both burnt bodies all the way to their destination by himself.
===Season 3: Shimada Saga===
====Chapter 9: Shimada Justice Division Arrive====
After a tumultuous journey along the waters, Davril successfully managed to get BOB and Sigismund to Vibe Island. A butler greeted them and Davril requested his clothes, so the butler promptly took his off, then picked up BOB and lead them all to a nearby bakery, where the rest of the West Side Boiz were, except for Ara, because it was his past bedtime. In addition to them, the Bulging Stick's old friend, Zenix, and his main shag, Hora, were there two, alongside the Ring Fit Guy. They all enjoyed each other's company once again, except for Borudash, who was barely awake, but tragedy befell them when Ringus Fitgus decided to go outside to look at himself through the mirror, while playing Ring Fit Adventure. The street lights suddenly went out and all everyone inside the bakery could see was darkness, but when they were relit, they noticed Fitgus had vanished, so they all went out and split up to search for him. Zenix, the Bulging Stick, and Hora left to investigate the palace first, while Edron got a nearby guard to take Brugur Oradall Borudash to the palace to sleep, leaving Edron and Sigismund to discuss where they should look first, as Davril was looking for rocks in the bakery, where he found a signed poster of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Bulge Anus told him to put it back, but Davril replied saying that he'd only do that if he gave him a coffee and a cupcake, prompting Bulge Anus to punch Davril so hard that he went flying out the store, but he still had the poster, so he ran to the beach, so Ed and Sigi followed. When they reached the beach, they noticed a menacing looking boat, but knew no information about it, so Davril got on the boat and started pretending he was on ship with a crew full of people called Craig, causing a man called Craig to reply back from the palm tree forest behind them. Davril traded "his boat" for the delicious looking sandwich Craig had, so they traded and he took them all to his house, where they met his wife and his severely depressed cat. Meanwhile, Bulge, Zenix, and Hora didn't gather any useful information, besides that some people joked it could be ninjas, which unsettled the two former Shimada Clan members. They then went to the antique store, where Bulge busted the door down and swapped his current katana for one with hentai designs on it, but gathered no new information. The three of them then decided to go to the beach, where they found a boat with the Shimada Clan emblem on it. Terrified of what this meant, all three of them returned to the others in the centre of town, where they suddenly saw 6 shadowy figures fly past them, forcing them to look up at a streetlamp. The light was vague, but they just made out something dangling, so Bulge stood in front of his lover, Edron, and threw his katan straight at it, suddenly realising it was the dismembered body of Ringus Fitgus. His body collapsed on the ground before them and the shadowy figures stood up on top of Craig's house and announced, "Zenix! Bulge! For your heinous betrayal of the Shimada Clan, you shall both be killed. You are all that's left of your little group, so give up now and turn yourself in for an honourable death." The two looked at each other and agreed to run in different directions to split up the amount of Shimada Justice Division members they'd have to face individually. The West Side Boiz ran into a nearby woods, where four of the figures pursued them, but Davril pissed himself, allowing their enemies to close in and ambush them. A fierce battle ensued and the West Side Boiz were losing badly, especially since Kaon managed to shock Edron, and Sigismund caused a tree to collapse on Davril, prompting Vos to force his torture mask onto him, permanently scarring his face. They were about to be slaughtered, but Vos enjoyed tormenting them just enough to let them live, so he put magic bracelets onto them all that would painfully kill them if they didn't return to central perk for a rematch within the next 31 days. With their deaths practically ensured, Vos and the other members of the SJD left, leaving the West Side Boiz to try heal and return to the town. Edron and Davril went to commission a statue of Ringus Fitgus to put in the centre of Vibe, while the Bulging Stick looked for his friend, only to find the bloody remains of Hora and Zenix's scarf.
====Episode of Madness 6: Jenny Wars====
The West Side Boiz set sail from Vibe Island back to Visvara to continue their journey, so Edron decided to go into the woods and find ingredients to cook a meal for them to have on the trip there. He managed to concoct a soup with some red mushrooms they found and everyone, except for Davril ate some on the boat. Strangely, all of the crew that ate the soup started to feel a bit sleepy, so they went to sleep, leaving Davril in charge of steering the boat.
Suddenly, Edron, Bulge, Ara, BOB, and Sigi woke up together in a strange jungle, surrounded by strange rocks. After slapping them around and attempting to pick up these strange feeling rocks, they found that they were opening up a path for them. They'd found some strange writing on the path, but it was smudged, so it was illegible, but they were able to make out something about treasure. Edron felt a little put off by the ominous was these magic rocks were acting, so they all started sitting down on the floor in defiance, but the rocks suddenly transmogrified into Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, then picked them all up to throw them across the jungle into a little tribal village. They attempted to run back, but they found a massive wall of rock that wouldn't let them past, so they were stuck there. Edron and the Bulging Stick walked around together and suddenly saw a strange looking figure in a cloak, so Ed went over and pulled down their pants, only to find that it was "Dark Jenny" (normal Jenny but in all emo black and a mohawk). He apologised and Bulge asked what they were doing, and they explained something about a war against a woman named Vicky, who had been terrorising their people for giving her e coli from a sausage roll, so she tried slaughtering them all, so now she wants revenge. Meanwhile, BOB went into a weapons shop and complimented the worker's tattoos, who turned out to be "Blacksmith Jenny", and as thanks for the compliments she gave him some tattoos, then Bulge and Edron came in and got some too. After leaving, they went to a run down café, where another Jenny was trying to feed her little Jennies, so they bought some food (Bulge and BOB sat next to each other discussing how to work on their dual heat attack, since it didn't work the last time they used it). Edron then promised to buy a million sausage rolls with the treasure they were going to get. Finally, they all went to the local prison and asked to see whatever inmates that had inside, only to find a woman named Big Becks, who was impossibly powerful, so the Bulging Stick and Brugur Oradall Borudash tried interrogating her, but were easily out-intimidated by her raw strength, as a result they called in Edron and they did the torture dance, but were forced to compete doing it with Becks, so they triple heat attacked her, causing her to vanish away, having sustained too much damage. Fortunately, they managed to get the location to Vicky's castle, so they went to the stables and got onto Jenny horses and rode them to the moon (Ara had to ride on Bulge's horse, because he wasn't old enough yet), where they headed towards it, but they all fell into a pitfall and split up from one another. Brugur Oradall Borudash and Sigismund found themselves in a strange tunnel, where they found a kid that Sigi was going to murder, but was stopped by his companion, who wanted to adopt the boy. Meanwhile, Ara and his two parents found themselves in Wan Shi Tong's library. After wandering about a bit, they were face-to-face with Wan Shi Tong himself, so Edron kicked him, but was swept away, so the Bulging Stick satiated his rage by singing Jason Derulo's Ridin' Solo. Wan Shi Tong thoroughly enjoyed the performance, but Bulge's son was less than enthused, so Ara was beaten by his fathers and left for dead. Wan Shi Tong then took them to the ICU, while Bulge and Edron headed onward into a tunnel, where it went upwards into a campus student union, where they saw Sigismund and BOB with their little boy. They all saw Vicky's room, so the Bulging Stick stealthed his way past the guards in there to get in, but Edron and Borudash's "just run in carrying Sigi and the boy" plan didn't go that well and they were captured and drugged to fall asleep. Meanwhile, Bulge had found Vicky alone, so he confronted her and threatened to get justice for all the Jennies she's killed, but then she brought out her companions as sleeping prisoners, so they started talking about the war and how to settle this conflict peacefully, but they had unwillingly summoned "Big Richard", who stormed into the room, so Vicky fled. Bulge woke up his allies and they quickly found that it was impossible to kill their foe, so they planned to launch him into space with a volcano, so they ran out of the building and attempted to make their way back to the planet, but found that the beast chasing them was closeby. Eventually, they were overwhelmed by its power and were all killed by its Godly powers, waking up next to Davril on the boat.
====Chapter 10: Tribbiani Tribulation====
Davril had sailed everyone safely back to the country of Visvara at a rather plain looking town. The West Side Boiz were in good health, except for BOB and Sigismund who'd apparently gotten a little sea sick, nevertheless they explored their current area, where Davril suddenly saw a beautiful woman holding a sign by a fountain, so he tried to push her in, but was too weak to do anything, so she punched him with incredible damage. The Bulging Stick, who was meanwhile playing around with Edron in the fountain, took notice of the sign, since it had his name on it, so he inquired, and she explained that she was looking for the Bulging Stick, because "Window the great wisdom tree" sent her to do so. Bulge told her that he was the man she was looking for, but was told to answer one question - "what letter does the Bulging Stick's name begin with", so he responded with 'L' and was allowed into her nearby carriage alongside the others. She took them into the woods, where a squirrel in full armour jumped in through the window and started attacking everyone, but Edron managed to calm it down and tame it, finding out that its name is Sir Poopalot the Pogger. Eventually they reached a small opening in the woods, where they found Window in the centre, so Davril climbed on top of him and sat down, while he conversed with Bulge. After catching up for a bit, Window explained that he's now been having visions about a calamity quickly approaching that will doom the entirety of Visvara and that he believes that the West Side Boiz are the key to stopping this ordeal. Bulge and Davril relented this statement, highlighting that they're collectively quite useless an bad at doing their job, but Window insisted. Ultimately he managed to convince them to at least hear him out, so he explained that he believed a war would set the calamity in motion, so he quickly assumed that the one in question would be the Central Perk Clan Wars between the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan, so he said that the West Side Boiz should unify the four weaker clans: the Greene Clan, Geller Clan, Buffay Clan, and Tribbiani Clan. This alliance would ultimately be enough to take down both the Shimada Clan and Bing Clan. Seeing the plausibility of this plan the West Side Boiz agreed to help, so they collectively decided to go see Joey Tribbiani first, the leader of the Tribbiani Clan. The woman, Trish, escorted them to the Tribbiani Clan Headquarters and dropped them off their, except for Sigi and BOB, who stayed in the carriage, since they were still sick. A man came out of the headquarters and told the party to state their business, so they told them they were there to see Joey, so he searched them for weapons and let them in anyway, believing they were too weak to handle them anyway. The man took them to the top floor, where Joey was in a meeting room by himself, so Bulge explained the concept of the alliance to him. Tribbiani was interested in the idea, but ultimately wanted to test out the abilities of the West Side Boiz himself to see if they were worthy of joining. Joey was quite strong and did some decent damage to them with nothing but his bare hands, so Davril tried to convince him with a bite of Craig's wife's sandwich, which he really liked and agreed to join them anyway, but just as they were all about to leave, an arrow suddenly pierced through Joey's stomach, wounding him gravely, so Edron immediately went over to heal him, noticing that the attacker was Vos. The man from before, Zach Miller, came into the room telling Joey that the Shimada Justice Division had invaded the headquarters, then saw Vos jump in. Miller told the West Side Boiz to take Joey to the secret exit, while he held back Vos. The party took him out the room and down a corridor, suddenly finding that Kaon and the Pet were running between the rooms alongside it, killing people. The Bulging Stick and Joey Tribbiani managed to successfully roll their way through without a sound, only to look back and find that everyone else was fumbling their way through breaking every fragile object in their path, one of which was a prized glass sculpture of a duck, but Ara mended it back for Joey, who was holding back tears. Ultimately, Kaon sent Pet to investigate the noises, so they had to fight the dog and were failing to do so quite miserably, so Davril slept it and they caught up with the other two. They'd instantly seen Tarn outside the entrance, slaughtering people there, so they went through a side door, which ended up being the building's septic system, but they powered through regardless. They ran down the system and filled the glass duck sculpture with poop, only to find Helix at the end of waiting for someone to fight. Davril instantly said 'get a load of this guy', hurting Helix's fragile feelings. Helix then revealed that he'd pre-emptively covered the sewers in oil, then lit it on fire with a sacred flame, burning everyone in the process, but they managed to power through and continue fighting the giant orc, with a flurry of blows that missed, but Davril's powerful insults drove the man to insanity, ultimately causing him to cry tears of blood before collapsing and dying miserably. They all continued down the sewer and escaped from the SJD. Joey Tribbiani affirmed to the party that the Tribbiani Clan will be joining the alliance, as soon as they can regroup from the assassination attempt. They parted ways and managed to return to the carriage with Trish, Borudash, and Sigismund, where they made their way to the Geller Clan Headquarters.
====Chapter 11: Geller and Green Dilemmas====
The West Side Boiz made their way to the Geller Clan Headquarters, but on their way there, Davril tried to make some moves onto Trish, with the Bulging Stick as his wingman. Davril managed to woo Trish with his incredible charisma and managed to shag, while she was driving the carriage. Eventually they reached their destination and Davril stayed in the carriage having coitus with Trish. Brugur Oradall Borudash, Edron Bartholomew II, and Sigismund were all asleep too, so it was up to the Bulging Stick and Ara to investigate (although Ara couldn't get out of his booster seat, so Bulge had to carry him around. When they got in, the 25th matriarch of the Geller Clan, Monica Geller, explained that the alliance was a good idea, but she needed to test the abilities of the West Side Boiz, so she had them acquire a plot of land in a shady part of the Central Perk district, so that the Geller Clan could begin a project that Ross was never able to do. The Bulging Stick returned to the carriage and showed Trish, who was breastfeeding Davril, the address, which Monica gave to him on a piece of paper. Trish then drove the carriage to that location, during which Brugur Oradall Borudash woke up and recovered fully from his sea sickness. When they got to their destination, they found that the back alley of this city were incredibly dingy and full of suspicious, but they proceeded onwards anyway. Davril and BOB spoke with a suspicious looking man in a trench coat, who sold them a rock with a plague doctor mask and hat and a signed BTS poster for ridiculously high amounts, causing Davril to try pickpocket some back, but was caught and easily picked up and smashed against the guy's knee. Meanwhile, the Bulging Stick went to a weapons dealer, where he bought a pair of nunchucks with dragon emblems on them. The dealer, who was an old dwarven woman, thought Ara was really cute, so she pinched their cheeks really hard then offered some sweets, causing Ara to call her a 'cunt', so Bulge punished them by taking away their sweets for being naughty. Eventually, they went to the building on the address and were knocked back by the terrible smell, so Davril looked after Ara by vomiting onto him, while BOB and Bulge proceeded into the building. They discovered that it was a store owned by a man who found a genie and wished for a lot of poop, so BOB and Bulge wanted to know where said genie was now, so he explained that it's somewhere in the mountains of poop around them, so they started digging and only found a lamp with the deed to the building (accomplishing Monica's mission, but not their own). They then got the old man to look for it himself, but he seemed to have vanished into the poop dimension, so they quietly walked away from the building and returned to the Geller Clan Headquarters, where Monica rewarded them with gold and joined the alliance. Later, they decided to go straight to the Greene Clan Headquarters, only to find the matriarch, Rachel Greene was incredibly busy, so booked an appointment and went to a strip club to wait (without Ara, who was being looked after by Trish). At the bar, Borudash met a man called Carlos Derailing and they really hit it off, so Carlos introduced the West Side Boiz to the best strippers in the club. Carlos agreed to help them on their adventure, so they went to the Greene Clan Headquarters to meet with the matriarch to discuss the alliance, even explaining that they'd already gotten Joey Tribbiani and Monica Geller to join, so Rachel explained that she'd be interested in joining, but had to deal with her sisters, who were largely envious of her becoming the new matriarch instead of them, so the West Side Boiz helped along with the negotiations at a nearby hotel, only to be ambushed by ninjas sent by Amy and Jill Greene. The West Side Boiz defeated them and pressed onwards upstairs to the bar, where they met four brothers, but Davril and the Bulging Stick were able to calm them down and everybody had some drinks together (except Ara, who refused the capri-suns offered to him, which were then given to Davril). They left the ninjas (otherwise known as the Lloyd Brothers) and made their way to the rooftop, where Amy and Jill Greene were. Bulge instantly charged forward at Jill, and pushed her off the roof, then jumped down to jump on her face, when he noticed, she was trying to cling onto the building with her knife. She then plummeted to her death, after being stepped on, which ended with Bulge smoking a cigarette a couple floors below, since he jumped into a random room. Meanwhile, Carlos Derailing was horrified that they'd just killed a woman, so he decided to calm the situation down by inviting Amy to shag, so that she wouldn't be murdered by the rest of the West Side Boiz. Rachel Greene then agreed to join the alliance, as the party set off for the Buffay Clan Headquarters. Carlos Derailing also returned to his job as a hentai artist.
====Chapter 12: Buffay Way====
Trish escorted the West Side Boiz to a set of woods just on the outskirts of Central Perk where the Buffay Clan was supposedly held. Davril and Brugur Oradall Borudash were tired from the journey and the events of the previous night, in addition Sigismund was still too sick to join the party, so the Bulging Stick, Edron, and Ara made their way into the nearby cave. As they entered, they were faced with three different pathways, forward, left, and right, so the Bulging Stick strapped Ara to a harness with a rope and sent him left, where he found a dark corridor with small holes in the walls. He decided to investigate them and discovered that they each had arrows in them that would be set off if the correct floor panel was pressured, which Bulge instantly slammed his foot on, sending a flurry of arrows into Ara, nearly killing him. After recuperating, Ara continued down the corridor and found a dead-end, so he started bashing the wall with his mace, but he accidentally set off one of the mechanisms in the wall that didn't fire properly and it set off, stabbing him in his side. Finished with that pathway, Ara was yanked back with the harness and the three of them went right instead, where they found a rickety wooden door, which the Bulging Stick spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to kick down after trying, and failing, to bond with his son. The interior of the room juxtaposed the door used to enter it, as well as the cave it's inside of, as the room was beautifully designed and was adorned with portraits of all the previous patriarchs and matriarchs of the clan. The three of them investigated the room and Bulge found that portrait of the 19th patriarch didn't have anything behind it, so he punched through it and tore down the portrait from the wall, revealing a hole just big enough to crawl through. Ara however discerned that the end of the hole was a little too dark for his liking, so he attempted to break the portrait's frame, so that he could light them and use them as torches, but he pulled a muscle trying to snap it, so Bulge did that for him too, breaking off three evenly sized chunks of wood for them to use as torches. They all eventually climbed through the hall and found themselves in another corridor, only to find that one part of the cave turned from stone and dirt to wood (apparently birch according to Ara), but as they walked over it, they found that there were no supports in the centre of it, and they all fell down the pit into a pool of spikes, mortally wounding them all. Ara was near death, but fortunately Edron had his signed BTS t-shirt, which he used to tend to his wounds and help him recover. Then, Edron and Bulge jumped out of the pit with pure strength alone and pulled Ara up with the harness he was still attached to. They continued onward and eventually turned a corner to find a strange door made of wood (apparently mahogany according to Ara), which they opened to find Mike Hannigan. Hannigan instantly assumed a fighting stance, wanting to test the strength of the intruders, he attacked Edron and missed, so he retaliated by swinging his Bartholomew blade, but missed and hit his own leg, while Hannigan backflipped away, only to be swung at by the Bulging Stick. Trying to recover from the attack, he was seemingly distracted for a second and was blasted into the wall by Ara, who forced Hannigan to forfeit, telling them that they're free to pass on through the cave. After the battle, Hannigan left and the party searched the room, finding GP20 (which Ara got GP 2 of, while his parents split the rest evenly), alongside a rock with cat ears that Edron hid up his ass. They exited the room and eventually found themselves in between stairs going up and stairs going down, so they decided to descend, because "red dudes with horns are straight as fuck." As they went down they began hearing strange meowing sounds, ultimately finding the cave's cat pit, which Edron and the Bulging Stick set on fire, after Mike Hannigan was done soaking in it - much to Ara's dismay. They saw Hannigan back upstairs, who didn't seem to question the smell of burnt cat and followed him up the stairs, but as they reached the top they lost sight of him and found themselves in a gigantic opening in the cave, with a rapid river blasting its way down under a shoddily constructed bridge. They all decided to cross it, so Ara and the Bulging Stick went first and made it a good ways forward with no issues, but as soon as Edron stepped on it, the entire bridge began shaking and it turned in on itself. Fortunately, Ara and Edron managed to hold onto it when it turned upside down, but Bulge fell off, having to hold onto Ara's harness rope for dear life. Desperately clinging for both of their lives, Ara pleaded for Bulge to unload some weight, so he chucked his anime porn hoodie, orange poncho, and severed hand to Edron, who managed to catch everything except the poncho. Despite successfully removing some weight, Ara still couldn't hold on much lighter, so Bulge sacrificed himself and let go, so that the others could make it across. After monkey-barring their way across, Ara and Edron healed themselves of any injuries and moved onward, praying that they'd meet back up with the Bulging Stick later. They then found themselves in front of two steel door adorned with the Buffay Clan emblem, so they pushed them open and discovered another large opening in the cave with a traditional Japanese-style temple next to a large pond within the cave, in addition, a plethora of cats were mooching about in there. They seemed to like Ara and they started congregating around him, but when Edron tried to pet one, they seemed to sense his prior crime and started hissing and clawing at him. Noticing the nearby cats were making a fuss, Phoebe Buffay appeared and Edron started trying to negotiate with her to join the "Friends Alliance", although she was adamant that they didn't have the power to do so, even when Edron explained that they'd managed to convince the Tribbiani Clan, Geller Clan, and Greene Clan to join too, ultimately resulting in Phoebe challenging the two of them to a fight to test their might. Meanwhile, the Bulging Stick was being swept down the river rapids, eventually managing to wash up onto a rock. He pulled himself up onto it and carried himself into an opening he could see in the distance, where he saw two large grey men both called John. He asked for their help, but made the mistake of calling them "stone people". Assuming he was a racist they got increasingly angry and hostile, although Bulge tried to calm them down and eventually managed to bond with them by talking about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Quickly becoming acquainted, they helped patch up his wounds and took him to the Buffay Temple, where the three of them entered the battle that was being ensued. During the fight, Phoebe summoned a giant, smelly cat called Killer Queen that started sweeping away at them all, but it was in vain and she was defeated. Having witnessed the party's abilities, she agreed to join the alliance, marking the milestone of recruiting all the weaker clans in Central Perk.
====Chapter 13: Battle of Central Perk - Part 1====
Two weeks had passed since the West Side Boiz recruited Phoebe Buffay into the Friends Alliance, but in the meantime all four clans were secretly plotting an all-out attack on the Shimada and Bing Clan. Joey Tribbiani sent a calling card out to their respective chairmen, challenging them to war a top the Central Perk tower. Leaving Trish and Ara with Window for their own safety, the West Side Boiz arrived at central perk at midday, where they found it completely desolate, since all the people living there had evacuated for the war that was about to go down, however they saw one place with its lights still on, so they decided to investigate, where they found a newly opened establishment called KaraoKen, with its owner, Ken inside. He invited them in and got them a booth, where the Bulging Stick asked him to join them, so they all sang 'We're All in This Together', except for Sigismund. Edron then decided to sing 'WAP' on his own, followed by Bulge singing 'Golden Wind', ending with BOB singing 'Rawr XD'. After they said there goodbyes with Ken they went to the Central Perk café, where they saw John 1 and John 2, where they updated the West Side Boiz that they were now on Episode 27 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable, in addition they were struggling with a seven letter word with the clue 'Fight or flight when I see mine, perhaps', which Edron managed to figure out was 'enemies', although Davril managed to convince them that the answer was Dogs and they believed him. Edron started screaming 'enemies', but Davril continued to convince them that all the answers were just dogs, and they had a full crossword puzzle with the word dogs written in it several times. Eventually Edron gave up trying to help John 1 and John 2 then got a hot chocolate from Gunther, the mayor of Central Perk, and Davril got three espressos. The party then decided to go to the Central Perk tower, where they saw Bear Bearington, who was selling a variety of items. The Bulging Stick bought a grappling hook, then Brugur Oradall Borudash bought a 10 feet long metal chain, BTS sticker set, a shovel, and a can of tuna, however when Bulge enquired about if the grappling hook worked, Bear flew away in his jetpack, leaving them on their own, but at the very least wishing them good luck in their battle. Not giving up, Bulge tried to bargain with Borudash for his chain, but he wouldn't give it up, so he marched back over to KaraoKen and asked Ken if he had any chain to use for his grappling hook, but all he had was spaghetti, so Bulge took and payed for him to go get a muffin instead, then spent a small while tying the pot of spaghetti into a grappling hook chain. Meanwhile, BOB asked the rest of the West Side Boiz if they wanted his BTS stickers, and Edron was absolutely begging for them, but BOB would only give them up for GP 100, which Sigismund ended up paying. Davril then stole the stickers, then attempted to eat them, enraging Edron, so he tried to punch him, but missed and was slept by Davril, who successfully ate the stickers. The Bulging Stick then approached Monica Geller, since he felt like the party was now ready, although she was quick to point out that he was still wearing Shimada Clan armour, so she gave him a new set of armour, without any clan symbols on it. Thankful for his new outfit, he changed immediately and waited for Joey Tribbiani, who took them up to the rooftop at 9 o'clock. A top the tower they felt the cold night air, then looked down to see that all the Central Perk clans had arrived, organised in their colour-coordinated uniforms. Suddenly, two figures dress in red and blue respectively approached the tower and the West Side Boiz soon found out that it was Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing. Ross scoffed at Joey for bringing backup, then summoned the Shimada Justice Division behind him from the shadows, prompting Davril to spit at them in disgust. Tesserace was now more eager to rip him to shreds, but was stopped for a moment by Ross himself, meanwhile clanking and banging was sounding around them, and Chandler then revealed that a bunch of Bing Clan ninjas were climbing their way up the tower in secret to ambush them. All three clan leaders then looked at each other with an intense seriousness then charged at one another with all their fists colliding at once, creating a massive shockwave of power that blasted all the backup away and cracked open the roof, causing the clan leaders to be suspended in the air above the rest of the combatants. Dropping down to the lower level, the West Side Boiz and Shimada Justice Division faced off with equal numbers, then Tarn pointed at the Bulging Stick with his doubled bladed sword and bellowed "you're the last one left to kill." Prompting Bulge to say that he'll be the one strike Tarn down, but before they could initiate combat, a ninja from the Bing Clan charged at Tarn only to be grabbed and ripped in half by him. After a terrifying roar from Tarn the West Side Boiz and SJD ran at one another and were now locked in combat. Instantly, Bulge and Tarn locked onto one another and began exchanging powerful blows away from the others, then after some distance was created, BOB spun Davril around and threw him at the Pet, where Dav followed up with a thunderwave, splitting the SJD up and taking out some of the Bing Clan ninjas. Edron began swinging at mortal damage at Kaon, with Sigismund throwing a sacred flame at Tesserace. Kaon retaliated by shooting a lightning strike at Davril, nearly killing him in the process, but the Bing Clan ninjas stormed in and began slashing away at both parties. Borudash and Edron rushed over to Davril healed him back up with a can of tuna and some divine magic, then BOB and Davril repeated the same attack from earlier with similar results, while Sigismund turned into a bear. The Pet began attacking Borudash head-on, preoccupying his position, while Vos and Tesserace began attacking Davril and Edron, while Kaon shot Sigismund with another lightning bolt, sending him flying and into critical condition, only surviving due to being in his bear form. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to get a powerful strike into Tarn's side, enraging the towering orc, so he smashed down into Bulge with his foot, which had claws on the ends digging into him. Tarn was crushing his opponent beneath his heal, so Davril rushed in with his rapier to try assist his ally, but Tarn was able to dodge the attack with his foot still on Bulge, but he managed to summon an unknown strength and lifted the orc's foot off of him, only for his opponent to retaliate by grabbing Davril's neck and smashing him down into Bulge with immense power. Meanwhile, BOB and the Pet had been furiously exchanging blows, but after a while, the orc entered a rageful state and began swinging down at the dog with immense power, prompting Vos to try hold him back with slashes at his back, but he was unfazed and eventually managed to slice the dog in two with his battleaxe. Kaon grew intensely furious, seeing his dog being killed before his very eyes, so he charged at the orc, only to be stopped by Edron, who was then barged into by Tesserace. Tarn prepared his next attack by splitting his doubled-blade sword into two to swing down at Davril and the Bulging Stick, but the former managed to slip away before he could even swing the blades and the latter was able to narrowly evaded the attack. Davril then turned his attention to Kaon and tried to hold him back from Borudash, but was instantly blasted away with a jolt of lightning. Kaon and Borudash then became locked in combat, resulting in Tesserace and Vos dealing with Edron. Meanwhile, Sigismund was still nearly dying from Kaon's earlier attack, but Edron managed to finally acquire the time to heal Sigi up enough to be stabilised. Sigismund continued to heal himself, while Tesserace and Vos attacked them, but they were able to dodge their attacks and survive. Vos then turned his attention to Davril who had nearly recovered from shock by trying to place his torture mask on his face. The two struggled with the mask, but Davril succumbed and mask opened up old wounds and did incredible damage, but Davril retaliated by kicking Vos in the balls, only to find the attack ineffective, since Vos is apparently has iron bollocks. After a continuing fight between the two, Davril managed to kill Vos and the death bracelets on himself, Edron, Sigismund, and the Bulging Stick disappeared magically. Edron, and Sigismund then combined there power to kill Tesserace, while Davril began heating up Tarn's metallic armour, dealing some damage to him, but he was then shocked to find that Tarn was able to flex his muscles so hard that all of his armour bursted off and flew away in hundreds of tiny pieces of shrapnel, killing the remainder of Bing Clan ninjas still there and hitting all the West Side Boiz, except for Sigismund, who was also a bear again. Borudash began to lose the fight between himself and Kaon, entering critical condition, but he'd weakened his blindfolded foe significantly, allowing Edron the opportunity to cut Kaon down, while Sigi healed BOB up. Kaon staggered backwards in shock and uttered his final words, "this wasn't how it was supposed to be." With the majority of the Shimada Justice Division now killed, Borudash began falling asleep from his exhaustion and everyone rushed over to assist the Bulging Stick in his losing struggle against Tarn. Seeing his allies successful in their fights with the rest of the SJD, Bulge summoned more strength and pushed back against Tarn, then teamed up with Sigismund to deliver a devastating final combination attack onto Tarn, smashing him into the pillars holding Joey, Ross, and Chandler up, ultimately causing it to collapse on top of him as he bellowed one final roar.
====Chapter 14: Battle of Central Perk - Part 2====
A piece of rubble hit Davril and knocked him out clean, but as the dust settled, the rest of the remaining West Side Boiz saw Ross Shimada and Chandler Bing still exchanging powerful blows at one another, while Joey Tribbiani was knocked out cold from the fight. Edron rushed over to Joey and healed him, but he'd already broken his legs, but gave him a mint as a thank you regardless. Ross and Chandler stopped fighting for a second and turned their attention to the West Side Boiz, seeing that they were the only surviving group of backup, so they prepared to fight them instead of each other for a moment, since they were larger in numbers. Ross stared down the Bulging Stick and shouted out hi his real name, Leonardo Turtle, then ripped off his bodywear to reveal his dragon tattoo in all its glory. The two instantly clashed swords in a ritualistic duel, while Chandler Bing began doing battle with Edron and Sigismund. The battle became intense, although the two clan chairman were significantly weaker than normal, since they'd just been fighting one another with full force previously. During the fight, Ara appeared, having forced Trish to give him a ride there to help out and making his way up Central Perk Tower, where he started blasting his magic at Chandler Bing. Meanwhile, the fight between Bulge and Ross grew more fierce and Ross unleashed the Dragon Blade's full potential, summoning an astral Shimada Dragon at all of the combatants, dealing an insane amount of damage to them all, despite this, Bulge managed to press forward and cut deep into his old master with empowering resilience. Ross, realising his loss, seathed the Dragon Blade up and handed it to Bulge alongside his chairman's pin, awarding him the status of 2nd Chairman of the Shimada Clan. Chandler Bing, seeing his rival defeated, collapsed from exhaustion and the war was won. That very night, all the clan leaders gathered by Central Perk river and sent off Ross Shimada's corpse on a wooden raft, which was set alight by an arrow on fire by Bulge, who was also inaugurated as the 2nd Chairman that same night. Peace finally befell Central Perk for the first time in years, but, after the clean-up on Central Perk Tower, it was reported that Tarn's body was missing.
===Season 4: Rising Tension===
====Chapter 15: Halloween 2020====
Following the Bulging Stick's inauguration as the second chairman of the Shimada Clan, he decided to continue his adventure with the West Side Boiz, so they set off on their travels again. After three days of travel, they decided to set up camp for the night, so they all separated for their own tasks, but as Sigismund was walking back to the camp from collecting wood to start a fire, a pale-skinned woman smashed into the tree next to him and she was closely followed by a Dogon, a large dog-like aberration with no eyes and three tentacles on its back. The West Side Boiz took to arms to assist the woman, eventually finding out that she was vampire. They went back to the campsite, finding a cottage that the Bulging Stick managed to build. They then introduced themselves once again, discovering that her parents were taken away from her in an attack by vampires. Bulge and Edron took pity on the vampire girl, Loz, and adopted her, then set off on their travels again in the morning, where they reached a small cliffside coastal town, which Ara recognised as his old hometown. They went to the nearby textiles store to look around and a small, pudgy, old, dwarf woman grabbed Ara in a big hug and asked if he came back for his birthday, much to the amazement of the rest of the West Side Boiz, who had no idea. She then asked if they came by to get costumes for his birthday, since Ara for some reason dresses up on their birthday. Ara dressed up as a knight, Edron dressed up as JFK from Clone High, the Bulging Stick dressed up as Willy Wonka, Sigismund dressed up as the Lorax, Loz dressed up as a "slutty Cleopatra", and Davril and Brugur Oradall Borudash got in a shared grape costume. Upon exiting, they decided to go to the local bar to celebrate their ally's birthday, but found that the bartender was busy trying to deal with a drunkard, so they had to help him out, so they dragged the man out, who woke up midway through and challenged them to a dance battle, so Loz stepped forward and the two battled feverishly, but the drunk man couldn't keep up and was literally blasted away by the immensely powerful dancing proficiency of the vampire. He got on his knees and begged to be her dance apprentice, so she took him into the alley behind the bar and sucked out all his blood, while the others started drinking, except for Sigismund who was looking for animals to turn into. After celebrating, they went to Ara's old church to say hello to his old folk, but found it empty, so Bulge and Edron asked Ara to teach them how to pray to Muck Fish, so he went into the backroom to acquire some scriptures, only to find the three nuns who raised him there unconscious, but as they approached them, a booming voice from within the wall bellowed out and greeted the West Side Boiz by name, telling them that it had been watching them for some time. It then asked if they wanted to play a game, so they reluctantly agreed. Shadowy tentacles then came out of the wall and grabbed Davril, subsequently grabbing Borudash as well because of the grape costume and knocking them out, then getting the nuns from the backroom. It explained that if they won some games, they'd be able to win their souls back from his claim, or allow their own souls to be taken instead. The majority of the party were displeased with this turn of events, so they decided to walk out the front door, only to enter a black abyss, showing that the first game had started, they're only task was to survive out there for 15 minutes. The door behind them disappeared and they realised how vast this abyss was, going on endlessly, until they saw something in the distance, so they approached it, only to find a frog having a poo. The frog then ran at them, so they all ran away from it, except for Ara and Sigismund who tried to stand their ground, only to be battered in by the frog. After some more fleeing and posing from Bulge, Edron, and Loz, the 15 minutes were up and they managed to win back Davril and Borudash's souls. The next game involved them going to sleep, which seemed simple enough, until they had to go through a violent nightmare about their greatest fears. Upon waking up, they won back one of the nun's souls and the church began contorting in different ways, ultimately leading to the front entrance ending up 90 feet away. A clown appeared before them, revealing itself as a physical form of the voice from the walls. The clown explained that they all they needed to do was get one of them outside the door, so Edron chucked the Bulging Stick forward, who then continued forward, only to be met with two swinging pendulums coming out of nowhere, luckily he manged to dodge them and get through. Everyone else then moved forward as fast as they could too, except for Sigismund who went up to the clown, who'd just created four copies of itself and used thunderwave, killing them all, only to discover that they would begin reanimating from their corpses. Meanwhile, Edron and Ara got to the pendulums, so Ara healed themselves, while their father tried to get through failing miserably, although Loz was able to just fly over the pendulums without any harm. Sigismund tried to use thunderwave on them again, but failed to kill them, so two of them teleported to the Bulging Stick and tried to beat him up, but he managed to dodge, causing them to hit each other. Afterwards, Bulge felt the ground beneath him rumble as a massive wall appeared from the ground in front of him with no away around it, so he just readied a devastating punch and smashed his way through it, where Loz later followed and flew him over to the end, where they got to the door, which wouldn't seem to open, until they discovered a small little podium in front of it with a strange 3x3 grid on it. He ended up tapping the top right corner, where an X suddenly appeared, followed by an O in the bottom left corner, so he tapped the bottom right corner, only for an O to appear in the centre, so he tapped the middle right square, creating a line of Xs, which resulted in the doors swinging open with a flash of light. All the people in the church were now just outside, with those who'd been taken by the strange voice still being unconscious. The clown appeared and tossed a rock with a witch's hat to Edron, who promptly shoved it up his ass. It congratulated them on winning the games, then went over to Ara, telling him that he was supposed to come for his soul today, but decided to leave them for a little longer, before walking away.
====Chapter 16: Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe====
The party continued their travels and arrived in Dorlomin, the capital city of Visvara, where Brugur Oradall Borudash and Davril decided to go to a nearby café, so that BOB could do business or something else really boring. The rest of them found a young lad selling newspapers, so Edron approached him flexing his muscles, only to find the boy's far superior to his own, causing the Bulging Stick to try push him over, discovering that the boy was also heavy as hell. Fortunately, the boy felt no ill will towards them and merely asked if they wanted to buy a copy of the newspaper; not subscribing to this child's request, Loz attempted to steal a copy, but was instantly caught and punched in the face, allowing Ed to sneakily nab one. Its contents reported: rising tensions between South and North Visvara, with Emperor Munakata and Emperor Walker apparently at each other's throats; the death of Ross Shimada in the Central Perk war; and in more lighter news, BTS coming to Visvara for their BTS FTW concert. After reading the newspaper, the party decided to initiate combat with the boy, discovering that he was monstrously tough for his age, but they were able to overcome his strength and defeat him. Edron Bartholomew began begging the Bulging Stick to let them go to the BTS concert, so he gave in and they headed to the stadium, but found that the tickets had long since sold out, fortunately, Bear Bearington was there and explained that he had five tickets that the West Side Boiz could have for PP 500. Understandably unable to afford such a high price, they asked Bear if there were any other way they could trade, so he took them into an a darker part of Dorlomin, where a dirty river flowed. Beside the river was a set of stalls and they were taken into a soup noodle stall run by a one eyed man. He presented a soup noodle bowl that had an ominous purple hue to it, so Bear leaned into Bulge and told him it was experimental, so he forced Sigismund to eat it, causing him to pass out instantly. The cyclops added some more salt and the purple hue disappeared and the Bulging Stick continued to pour the soup into an unconscious Sigi. The taste was so incredibly vile that it reawakened Sigismund and also left him so severely colour blind that he now saw the world in inverted colours. Bear and the cyclops man thanked the Bulging Stick and rewarded him with five tickets to the BTS FTW concert. The seats were quite close to the front and the West Side Boiz eagerly awaited their favourite K-Pop group to arrive. Suddenly, dancing lights projected by some sorcerers offstage appeared, as a magic banner on stage reading BTS FTW flew up. The crowd began cheering hysterically, then the letters spread out with the acronym spelling Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe, then eight silhouettes rose up from beneath the stage. The crowd were losing their minds with the spectacle, but then the music they heard wasn’t what they expected, as the magic speakers began blasting the Nostalgia Critic theme on repeat, as a booming voice began bellowing, “WE ARE THE NOSTALGIA CRITICS! WE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU NEVER DID! FOR YEARS VISVARA HAS BEEN OVERRUN WITH MORONIC LEADERS AND IRRESPONSIBLE CITIZENS, BUT OUR LORD, THE WALKER, DOUG WALKER OF NORTH VISVARA IS ON A MISSION OF SALVATION AND UNIFICATION TO MAKE VISVARA BASED AGAIN!” With this announcement, chaotic magically infused explosions blasted around the concert, killing many members of the audience in a horrific display, followed by an army of people dressed as Doug Walker with masks of his face ran in and started beating people up. On the stage, several Nostalgia Critics creeped on and started attacking BTS, but they were fortunately skilled in the art of military combat, so they were able to hold their own. The West Side Boiz decided to make their way towards the stage to hopefully help BTS out, as per Edron's lead, but an explosion began magically forming beneath them and hit them all quite severely, then a group of Nostalgia Critics surrounded them, so they had to fight their way forward. Unfortunately, Edron was knocked out during the battle, so his boyfriend, Bulge, carried him towards the fire exit instead of the stage to save their asses, but they suddenly saw a bunch of debilitating ropes spring out from offstage, paralysing and capturing all of BTS, save for two of them. Frustrated, knowing Edron would've wanted him to save them, the Bulging Stick hid Edron and took the rest of the West Side Boiz to give chase to the Nostalgia Critics that kidnapped BTS. Making their way behind the stage, they crossed paths with the remaining two members, Suga and Aza, who instantly mistook them for terrorists, so Aza blasted a massive current of water at them, throwing them all back, followed by Suga ripping off his face, which turned out to be a prosthetic mask, revealing an orc man behind the façde of a pretty human boy, then swinging his battleaxe at them. Luckily, the West Side Boiz were able to avoid the onslaught of powerful attacks, because of Sigismund speaking druidic to Aza. They apologised profusely and agreed to join forces, so they went up ascended a set of stairs (save for Aza and Loz, who just flew up as bats). On the rooftop of the Dorlomin stadium, they saw a group of Nostalgia Critics shoving BTS in a cage beneath a terrifying wyvern. Upon seeing the West Side Boiz, an intimidating looking Nostalgia Critic shot an arrow from his crossbow at them, narrowly missing them all, initiating combat. Suga and Aza affirmed that they'd handle the Nostalgia Critics and the wyvern by the cage containing BTS, while they handled this main guy, which the party agreed to. This main Nostalgia Critic was quite powerful, but the might of the West Side Boiz overwhelmed him and they were victorious, with the Bulging Stick even managing to spare time to slash open BTS's cage and free them during the fight.
====Episode of Madness 7: Stewart Azazel====
Just as the Bulging Stick was about to slice down upon the final terrorist, Stewart Azazel stopped him, so that he could potentially interrogate them for clues on who the leader of the Nostalgia Critics, since Doug Walker didn't actually associate with them, but they hastily acquired a crossbow and shot themselves. During the interrogation, Aza revealed that he was a vampire, causing Loz to point her rapier at him, asking him for information on whether he knew anything about the vampires of the Southern Isles, causing him to explain that the only vampires he ever knew were dead, so he was basically a dead-end in her investigation. Despite the threat upon his life, Stewart Azazel and the rest of BTS wished the West Side Boiz farewell and good luck in their futures.
====Chapter 17: Shadows of Dorlomin====
As they all exited the Dorlomin Arena, Jungkook handed the West Side Boiz a tourist map of Dorlomin, as a small personal token of gratitude before leaving with the rest of BTS. With this map, the West Side Boiz went to town to explore. Loz went to a local fish and chips shop, where she reluctantly bought some battered sausage (since she really just wanted to steal it), while Ara went into the local branch of Karoken just to look at their concrete walls. Edron and the Bulging Stick went to the local Pizza, but on Lazy Susans for a meal. They enjoyed a large meat feast pizza together, but when it came to paying the bill, they tried to fake a complaint by placing a severed groper's hand in the pizza, but they made the mistake of placing the severed hand in front of the head chef when he came over, infuriating him, causing them to brawl against one another. The fight was fierce, but the couple made it out on top and left. The party reconvened at the 'Funk Workshop', where they met an intimidating looking woman with an afro and a welding mask on. She offered weapon upgrades, but the prices were too expensive for them to keep up with, so they spent a long while haggling with her. Eventually they did get some upgrades, but Ara attempted to get an apprenticeship with the lady, so that he may be able to learn some skills, but after failing her test, he got a stick jammed into his left eye, leaving it permanently blinded. Edron took him to the outdoor shopping hall to get an eyepatch, where they were serviced by a guy with both of his eyes taken out. To get a discount, Ara healed one of his eyes, so he got an eyepatch for free. Meanwhile, the Bulging Stick and Loz went to a local flower shop, where they met a cute old lady who was running the shop to help fund her grandson's college funds. Sympathising with her troubles, the Bulging Stick gave her a hundred gold pieces, while Loz asked for her facebook address, so that they could keep in touch. Everyone reconvened in the centre of the shopping hall, where Bulge gave Edron some flowers after giving a heart felt speech. The West Side Boiz then went to Jetninfo's Park, where they saw that the circus was in town, but as they approached, they were hollered over by someone behind a tree. They cautiously approached and discovered a small statured man in a long black trench coat, with his features being covered up by a hat, sunglasses, and a facemask. The man informed them that the circus' monkey were actually normal people who had been monkified against their will, so they needed rescuing, but he didn't anticipate the amount of buff clowns there, so he needed assistance. To prove that he knew they were actually monkification victims, he took off his mask and lit a cigarette, revealing that he was Clappers the monkey, a monkified being who worked for Monkey Mechanics in Adron. The party agreed to help, so, while Clappers sneaked past the guards to free the monkeys, Loz began jumping on the circus apparatus with remarkable athletic ability and Ara created an fake image of a fire being ignited in the middle of the circus stage, so all the buff clowns started throwing buckets of water at it. Clappers was getting increasingly frustrated with the lock so he got out his make-shift flame thrower and melted the lock off, but it roared violently as the flame was ignited, so Bulge and Edron imitated a Shakespearian lovers quarrel to distract the ring leader from going over to investigate, successfully distracting him and emotionally destroying him. Clappers fled with the other monkeys and sneakily tapped Edron's side, before getting into his carriage. He gave him a thumbs up and rode away with some happy monkeys, where upon Edron realised that Clappers had sneakily placed a large sum of money in his pockets. Afterwards, they walked through Dilontoo street. where they were suddenly pincered on both ends by a group of thugs who "aren't the sympathetic kinds of bad guys." The West Side Boiz cut their way through a fair number of the thugs with some cool flashy moves, but it didn't seem to be enough, until a mysterious shadowy ninja appeared and defeated the remaining thugs with sharpened candy canes and exploding Christmas gifts. He introduced himself as the Christmas Ninja and gave everyone a teddy bear version of themselves (except for Ara who got a dog plush of Brugur Oradall Borudash). He then realised that the Bulging Stick was the 2nd chairman of the Shimada Clan and gravely apologised for misusing his ninja training, to which Bulge promptly excused him for. The Christmas Ninja then explained that there'd been a fire at the Shimada Clan headquarters that killed one of the family patriarchs, causing the other patriarchs to get made at the Bulging Stick, since he wasn't there to do anything, because he was ignoring his responsibilities. Bulge, shocked to hear what had apparently transpired, promoted the Christmas Ninja to his second-in-command and told him to go back to the headquarters and tell them to sort themselves out.
====Chapter 18: Edron's Journey====
The West Side Boiz continued their exploration of Visvara and ended up going past the Dorlomin Stage Theatre, where they saw a distressed looking man who is thinking out loud saying "oh gee! What am I going to do? The four contestants who were going to be on the hit quiz show, the Chase, all died in a horrible accident on their way here. How am I ever going to find another four willing contestants to play?" With confidence, the Bulging Stick went up to the man and introduced himself and his allies as suitable replacements, so the man eagerly rushed them in. As soon as they got in, the show began and Ara was made to go first. The host of the show Bradley Walsh explained the rules of the game to him, saying that they'd answer as many rapid-fire questions in a minute to rack up some money, then go head-to-head with the chaser, whoever that may be. Ara managed to score an impressive four points (totaling to GP 40). The chaser was then revealed to be Davril, who'd apparently been hastily hired as a chaser, since Mark Labbett couldn't make it because of traffic. Davril managed to beat his companion, due to his inability to recognise meat cuts, and music related subjects. Next up was the Bulging Stick who also managed to get four points (GP 40), but arguably because he was only asked "primary school questions" like "spell ICUP". The Bulging Stick lucked out again and managed to beat the chaser due to guessing the names of birds, fictional characters, and Visvaran businesses. Thirdly, Edron Bartholomew II, who managed to get three points (totaling to GP 30) in the cash builder round. Edron also managed to beat the chaser, due to his knowledge of rock, paper, scissors mechanics, and apparently english language. Finally, Loz took to the stand, where she found out that Bradley Walsh was an immortal vampire too, but more importantly she managed to acquire an impressive five points (GP 50) in the cash builder round. Loz managed to succeed against the chaser as well, due to her knowledge of driving, chocolate confectionaries, and martial arts. However, the game was not over, as the three of them had to beat the chaser in one final bout against the clock. Their objective was to get as many questions correct in two minutes to create a certain amount of steps, in addition to the three step headstart they got from getting three people to beat the chaser. Ultimately they managed to score six points in total, meaning Davril had nine questions to get correctly in two minutes, however if he passed or got one wrong, the contestants had the opportunity to push him back a space, however despite this handicap, the chaser managed to beat them with only three seconds left to spare, earning himself a rock with a sports headband and preventing the West Side Boiz from earning GP 120. After they all left the theatre, Edron challenged Davril to a fight, because of all the pent up rage in his body reached a tumultuous crescendo directed entirely at Dav. Edron charged at him with all his might, but he quickly cast sleep on him, then asked a nearby security guard if he wanted to be a contestant on the show, to which he agreed, so he said all he had to do was take Ed's sleeping body and just walk for forty days. The next morning, Edron woke up in the arms of this security guard, nuzzled into his sweet pecs, where he was gently placed down by a tree. The security guard then took a large stick and swung down at him with intense force, but the king managed to narrowly dodge it and swing with his blade. The security guard dodged the sword then took off his shirt and wrapped it around his hand, then punched Edron so hard he landed all the way from mainland Visvara to the island of Cummid, where he landed in a crater, next to a strange armoured figure's campfire. The armoured figure ended up being Reiss and he explained that he'd been on the island trying to figure out why he'd been resurrected an airbending skull, because he'd been having strange visions when he ascended the island's bizarre towers. Edron ended up helping Reiss out with the final tower in his quest, but he sucked at dancing, so he was quickly thrown off the tower for rage quitting and resorting to violence. He only survived the drop because stabbed the tower with his sword, slowing his descent. Reiss managed to complete the trial by himself and revealed that he'd just figured out that he was resurrected, because the old one Bingus Dingus Tingus, who was originally possessing Aang Butagoose, decided to switch hosts from a goose to a rotting corpse. Reiss then took notice of Edron's sword and realised that it was the fabled Bartholomew Blade, so he requested to see it's magic properties, but was disappointed to find that Edron couldn't remember how to activate it, so Reiss agreed to take him over to Vibe Island to search for answers. When they got their, they saw Bulge Anus on the beach who greeted them both excitedly. Edron then informed Bulge that he wanted a warrant for Davril's head to be sent out across Vibe Island, which he hastily sent to the house of commons, which was based entirely in Edron's castle. He headed there himself with his skeletal companion and entered the house of commons, where the prime minister, Bojo, informed him of how the Bartholomew Blade worked. You summoned its magical potential by raising it to the sky and shouting "Bring forth the power of the Bartholomew Blade!", which he instantly did, instantly causing white lightning to shoot down into the room, much to Bojo's dismay, saying that he'd needed to have put please on the end of it to direct the lightning peacefully. Edron thanked Bojo then confirmed that his warrant for Davril's head came through alright, to which Bojo responded by saying, "oh yes, I absolutely hate the bloke! I used to be a fan of the Plain White T's, but I've long since torn down my poster and printed a picture of Davril's head and stuck it onto my dart board in my room." Edron requested to see his room which was in number 10 downing street. His bedroom door had a frowning skull ornament on it with "no girls allowed" under it. Inside was a bunch of posters for edgy bands, a bunch of trash on the floor, and a desk opposite his bed with all of his "school work" on it. Directly opposite the door was the dart board that Edron expertly threw two darts onto, directly in Davril's eyes. Edron and Reiss then left the castle, where Reiss explained that he'd like to eat something, but also expressed his issue with the fact that he can't taste anything, because he's a skull, so Edron ripped out the tongue of a nearby villager and gave it to him, but they needed someone to attach it. Luckily, Somather Geezer was closeby and he used his knitting and resistant materials qualifications to attach the tongue to Reiss, who he described, quite dead-panly, as "the most terrifying thing he's ever seen in his life." They all then entered Bulge Anus' bakery, where he cooked up the most delicious and filling meal ever to be made for both Reiss and Edron. Bulge Anus also explained that Ringus Fitgus' funeral was about to take place, so they all set off for it, where Edron tried to give a speech for his fallen friend, but couldn't say anything through his tears. Suddenly, a bunch of bandits appeared from the bushes and started to attack the attendees of the funeral. Fortunately, Bulge Anus was there to throw some people into the nearby cemetary pizza oven (pizza is traditional funeral food on Vibe Island), Somather Geezer was also prepared to lock swords with the villains, in addition to Reiss who used his air bending to kill some of them. In the nearby pond though, Dominic Belenus III appeared out of the water with his shirt off and bellowed Edron's name, before summoning the power of the Belenus blade. Edron responded with a furious frown and summoned his blades power then assumed a fighting stance while bellowing Belenus' name back. Edron through of the top of his armour for a fair fight then locked steels with his opponent in a tumultuous duel. With much difficulty, Edron came out on top and defeated his nemesis, only for him to be rescued by one of his followers, who dragged him into the pond and teleported them away. The day was won and the funeral service was completed without any further interruptions. Edron then requested that Reiss take him back to Dorlomin to meet back up with the others and they made it to the local West Side Café there the next morning with Ed still covered in his enemy's blood.
====Chapter 19: Invasion of Orcs====
With all of the West Side Boiz finally reconvened at the local West Side Café (with Reiss), they found themselves managing to catch a break for once. They began reading the local newspaper only to discover that the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II were now wanted criminals for killing the people in the local Pizza, but on Lazy Susans. Before they could reasonably react to this discovery, a group of orcs and Don Cheadle entered the establishment. One of them pointed at Brugur Oradall Borudash and introduced himself as Urmok-Bill, leader of the Orctribe orc tribe. He explained that he was trying to track down Jedah Varkgorim, the leader of the United Clan of Orcs, so he wanted to know the secret that BOB supposedly knew, although it quickly became apparent that he didn't actually know anything and the United Clan of Orcs were trying to kill him for nothing. Regardless, Urmok-Bill decided to use this to his advantage and asked if they could work together to stop Jedah, since the outcome would be mutually beneficial. Orctribe spies had reported that there was evidence to support that the United Clan of Orcs were going to invade Dorlomin that very afternoon, so they wanted to ambush Jedah by having Borudash stand on his own in the park to lure him in, while the Orctribe, Don Cheadle, the West Side Boiz, and Reiss waited in the bushes and trees nearby to strike. Borudash agreed and they followed the plan meticulously, as, true to the predictions of the Orctribe spies, Jedah Varkgorim and the UCO arrived that very morning and saw BOB on his own and approached. As soon as they surrounded him and were preparing to attack, everyone burst out the trees and bushes and started an all-out brawl. The rest of the West Side Boiz ran up to help their ally, since he was now facing one-to-one with Jedah himself, except for Edron, who got stuck in the tree he was in and couldn't get down. They locked blades in furious combat, so BOB, true to his nature, tried to build a shed with the help of the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Loz, but their shed building skills were lacklustre at best. Fortunately, Sigismund quickly constructed a fantastic shed in a matter of seconds, which Borudash picked up and smashed over Jedah's head. Jedah retaliated with a brutal swing of his axe that knocked out Davril, but Ara followed up by overwhelming him with the one-word command 'shed', which forced him to start giving into his orcish instincts and made him start building a shed, allowing Sigismund to build a massive castle-like shed, which BOB and Bulge picked up together and obliterated their enemy with. With a loud crash, the self proclaimed orc king was defeated, and, with his last cling to life said, "Borudash, you big smelly willy! Now all of Visvara will know that Doug Walker is the actual leader of the United Clan of Orcs." Unfazed from having just learned what the secret his parents were keeping, Borudash was pissed off he was still breathing and stabbed him with a handaxe, ending his need to run away. In the aftermath of the battle, Urmok-Bill approached the party and thanked them for their assistance, then explained that he and his Orctribe's mission hasn't stopped quite yet, as they still needed to eliminate the United Clan of Orcs, so Urmok-Bill and Don Cheadle planned to go meet with Emperor Munakata to discuss a partnership between them and the South Visvaran military (just as soon as they got the okay from King Xander). With one final farewell, Urmok-Bill gave them a rock with a Ninja headband that he found on his travels. Brugur Oradall Borudash was now emancipated from Jedah Varkgorim's rage and the secret his parents died knowing about would soon become common knowledge, with this weight off of his chest, Borudash and the West Side Boiz indulged in their newfound interest in shed-building. The Bulging Stick and Loz went to a nearby home bargains for supplies and got: a packet of cheesy wotsis, some garden gnomes, a bottle of lucozade, a 6-pack of Monster Energy Drinks, a mop, a packet of Vimto bon bons, a packet of Monster Munch, a packet of party ring biscuits, a DVD collection of the show Big Mouth, a Roblox tips and tricks guide, a set of birthday cards, a poker set, and some condoms. The price for all of this ended up being incredibly expensive, so they tried to sneak past the guy at the till, but their plan was to just crouch down and push the trolley under the till. Unsurprisingly, this didn't work and he called them out on it, so Loz casted a magic fog, masking them well enough to escape with ease. Sigismund and BOB went to the café they were in earlier to get some sausage rolls, but then Borudash had the fantastic idea to just take the eatery and put it in their massive shed, so Sigi turned into a bear and they hoisted it over to the shed, which they managed to do successfully, although they found a two large steel doors on the ground with fancy engravings on it. At this point, Bulge and Loz had returned and they all worked together to open the steel doors revealing a staircase downwards. They entered cautiously and found a fancy underground casino with a bunch of literal "rich fat cats" (albeit they were humanoid). Sigismund turned into a cat and tried to converse with the fat cats, and tried to express how he andBorudash wanted to put the casino into their shed. The cats looked at each other and all pulled out guns and started shooting at the West Side Boiz, however they managed to hide behind poker tables that they flipped up, except for Sigi, who quickly turned back to his normal state and got shot up close to death. Sigismund attempted to heal himself, while Borudash tried to create a diversion by holding up a tuna can to entice the cats, but they just called him racist and started shooting at them again. One of the cats quickly wrote down a message and sent it out of a pipe, so Loz turned into a bat and flew after it, where she managed to catch up to the raven and grab it with her little bat hands. She slammed the raven into the ground (still as a bat) and began beating it into the ground. Meanwhile, Ara was sent to go get some beer and lawn chairs, but they weren't given any money, so they set up a small station for some healthcare they could offer, but no one would take up their somewhat suspicious looking offer, but then a sudden scream was heard in the ginnel next to the Dolromin living complex. Ara investigated and found a large, nude, muscular man with a massive phallus, with long flowing hair and a mask on, standing over a traumatised woman. The nude man exclaimed that his name was Giant Impact and that he was the apex of humanity, then proceeded to somersault over Ara and run away. Ara went over to the woman and asked if she was okay. She thanked Ara for their concern and commented on how they looked like an able-bodied young person and said that she'd offer a GP 50 reward if they got rid of the notorious flasher. Ara accepted and investigated, only to find the culprit on top of the shed the West Side Boiz were constructing. Giant Impact revelled in his phallic superiority, until Ara claimed that he knew people with large penises, which shocked the flasher, who called it a bluff, but Ara insisted that they had means of enlarging it, enticing him down the shed. Ara then casted continual flame on his penis, although it would seem he forgot that the spell only created an illusory flame that wouldn't inflict any damage, so Giant Impact picked up Ara and threw them into the shed, causing mortal damage. Giant Impact began a long-winded speech about how his penis was so big, ultimately allowing Ara to use a one-word command spell, telling him to "flee", forcing the flasher to leave Dorlomin. The woman who put in the request thanked Ara graciously and gave them the GP 50, so they went to get those beers and lawn chairs. On the other hand, the rest of the West Side Boiz were still being shot at, so BOB picked up the Bulging Stick and threw him at one of the cats with incredible speed, allowing him to kick his gun over to Brugur Oradall Borudash. Exposed, Bulge began getting shot at, and the unarmed cat brandished a knife and started swinging, but Bulge managed to kill the cat and retreat back behind the poker table, while dodging the bullets. Despite killing one of the cats, this didn't effect their struggle that much, until Loz came back still in bat form and devised a plan with BOB and Bulge. The Bulging Stick picked up Loz and they were thrown together at two cats that were standing next to each other by BOB, allowing Loz them both to mortally wound some cats, but the attack wasn't incredibly effective, failing to kill either of them and it subsequently got them shot at. Narrowly dodging the onslaught of bullets, they escaped, but so did the fat cats, out of a back entrance. Somehow victorious, the West Side Boiz began moving the casino into the shed, while Sigismund continued to construct it. Everything was going reasonably fine, until a nearby guard came up to them and asked if they had a permit to be building any there, so the Bulging Stick quickly scrawled on a piece of paper trying to deceive the guard into thinking it was a permit - they weren't convinced. The guard then said that he was going to get the authorities to sort this out, so BOB shot him as he was walking away, freaking everyone in the park out. Sigismund hastily started throwing the rest of the shed together and constructed legs to the bottom of it, then used shillelagh on it to get it to walk away. Nearby guards began throwing spears at the walking shed, which proved ineffective, until they brought a cannon out, which staggered it, but the West Side Boiz managed to make their great escape anyway.
====Chapter 20: Captured Boiz====
On the run, the West Side Boiz make it to Barnsley, where they seek refuge for a while. They decide to go to the local cinema, where they watched Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 1, 2, and 3, until evening fell. After taking in that fantastic movie, they decided to go to Subway, where they all ordered sandwiches, although Loz, Ara, and Sigismund didn't want to spend the necessary funds, so Brugur Oradall Borudash generously offered to pay for them, although Ara gave him his money back and Sigismund just kept it and didn't buy anything causing an argument between them. The Bulging Stick was getting flustered by interacting with the woman working at Subway, much to Edron's distaste. Discreetly, the Bulging Stick tried to write a love note to the Subway Girl, but Edron found it and started berating his husband. Meanwhile, the argument between Sigi and BOB was heating up and he decided to shoot at the Subway Girl to show that he "wasn't fucking around". It narrowly missed her and hit the guy behind her who was apparently the current owner of Subway, who, with his dying breath, gave Subway Girl the position of CEO for Subway. She banned BOB and Loz from all Subways, because they tried to buy shares in the company. The Bulging Stick also left, because he didn't want to get banned from Subway and was presumably trying to escape from his angry husband. The three of them went to a vape store, where BOB saw Jeremy, who'd apparently taken up smoking because of the stress he got from having to run the company while Borudash was gone. He then begged him to come back to the company with tears in his eyes and snot in his nose. Borudash reflected on the request and realised that technically he wasn't on the run anymore, since they managed to kill Jedah Varkgorim and get the United Clan of Orcs off of his back, so he shared a tender final moment with his good friend the Bulging Stick, then picked up Jeremy and walked out of the vape store with tears in his eyes. Depressed that his best friend had now left the West Side Boiz, Leonardo Turtleneck decided to take up smoking and buy an e-cig. He asked for an orange one with a penis embroidered into it, but was astonished that the asking price was GP 200, but he managed to lower it down to just GP 2. He and Loz then left the store in the rain, where Bulge started smoking in the rain with tears in his eyes and emotions flowing. Suddenly, a knight approached the two of them and asked if they were the West Side Boiz. Bulge blew a puff of smoke in his face in defiance and asked who was asking, to which they awkwardly replied, "uh, definitely not a policeman." Causing the pair of them to take a fighting stance, ultimately resulting in a group of knights who were hiding in bushes to appear. Loz tried to turn into a bat and fly away, but realised that she couldn't for some reason. Edron then showed up, eating a Subway, where he too was surrounded, but just as they were about to close in, Bulge front flipped over them and ran away, leaving his allies behind. Meanwhile, Sigi and Ara decided to return to Sigi's Moving Shed, where they found them arresting Davril, who was asleep in there the whole time. Two guards then spotted Sigi and Ara, where they were promptly arrested, since they released a gas that prevented the use of magic. Still being pursued by guards, the Bulging Stick tried to warn Borudash of what was going on, so he went to Ewon Ltd. Headquarters, where he saw BOB being arrested, because Jeremy had sold him out, so he continued to run away, finding a discreet alleyway with a homeless guy in it. They quickly grew to understand one another and he decided to hide him in his box, but then a corrupt guard went into the alley and started beating up the homeless man, ultimately killing him, but the Bulging Stick didn't get out to help. Midnight fell and the West Side Boiz were all placed in a cell, where they discussed killing themselves in defiance and how much of a dick Bulge was being. Suddenly a guard came up to them and discussed making a deal with them, wherein their previous and future crimes will be erased, in exchange for their cooperation in assassinating Doug Walker. They agreed and were forced to put on death bracelets very similar to the ones Vos put on the West Side Boiz a while ago, while they were sent on a test assignment to track down the Bulging Stick and arrest him. Ara found him in the ginnel, so Edron went around the back to pincer him between them. A massive argument ensued with Bulge trying to convince everyone to let him go, with even Loz defending, but after Sigismund used moonbeam on them, he was arrested by the guard who set them the assignment.
===Season 5: Uncovering Darkness===
====Chapter 21: A Force to be Wrecked With====
The Barnsley police officer introduced himself as Bjorn Yeye, who was assigned to assist and keep an eye on the West Side Boiz on their mission to assassinate Doug Walker. Yeye then received a telepathic message from his station, informing him that he needed to get the West Side Boiz over to the floodgates, which would take several days, so they set off then and there. After a full day's worth of travel they ended up in a dwarf village, where they tried to get a place to stay for the night, but all the stores were wrecked up and full of people who hated Sigismund and warned the party against trying to deal with the local bandit problem. With little option they entered a love hotel for the night, until the Bulging Stick, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara all heard a loud crash in the night. They each looked out a window from their respective rooms, where they saw two drunk bandits wreaking havoc upon the town. Seeing this as a call to action, Bulge jumped out from his window and started fighting them, but accidentally cut his leg open and started getting repeatedly kicked by the bandits. Bjorn walked down the stairs to try help, but Bulge insisted he was fine, so Bjorn made himself a chicken wrap, while watching the fight go down. Suddenly, the Bulging Stick managed to fight back and slice one of the bandits in half, aggravating the other bandit, who went in for an ambush attack, but Bjorn punched him with enough force to shatter all his bones. With the bandit barely gripping onto life, the Bulging Stick interrogated the bandit for information on where their hideout was, so he pointed to a cliff not too far from the hill they were on, so Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara set off. Meanwhile, Edron woke up from the commotion and saw them all going up to the cliffside from afar, so he decided to get up and follow them himself. Bulge, Bjorn, Sigi, and Ara made it to the cliff, where they saw that the bandits had dug their hideout into the side of it, so they entered it with caution, where a rather bored bandit was advising them to get out of their, but Bjorn started stressing him out about the legality of having a hideout on a piece of land he didn't own, so he ran away. The path then split into two, a set of stairs going down and a door, so they split into twos. Bulge and Ara went through the door, where they saw two bandits trying to bake cookies, but they were illiterate and couldn't read any instructions, so they helped them out, causing them to learn the joys of baking, which made them decide to go home to their mother's and start a bakery. Meanwhile, Bjorn and Sig went down the stairs to find four bandits having a jam session, but they were struggling for lyrics. Bjorn asked them what their band name was, so they gave him their working title name of 'Bag of Peas', prompting Bjorn to suggest they change it to the Band-its; with a strange epiphany on their hands, the lead singer asked Bjorn to be their producer and he immediately agreed. They then played their song Banana Boy, worried that the song wasn't good enough, but Bjorn was moved to tears by it, so they left the bandit business to pursue music full time. Eventually, all four of the West Side Boiz reconvened, since both routes led outside to a path that went to two different rooms (one on the same level as them and one lower down). They all decide to investigate the room on the same floor as them, where they saw a large, fat bandit, who was dying from the heat, but worst of all he couldn't turn the TV away from Big Mouth. He pleaded for the party to get the remote for him, but it was on top of a pile of spiky trash. Fortunately, Edron had finally got to the cliffside, where he saw the rest of the party enter the fat bandit's room, so he jumped down and crashed in, but landed on the trash pile, getting impaled by a giant Pez dispenser. Luckily, the remote rolled over to the fat bandit, who managed to turn it away from Big Mouth and onto Seinfeld, which made him laugh so hard he sweated all his fat away, revealing a nice 6-pack underneath. Ara reassessed everything he knew about medicine. Altogether, the five of them descended lower into the hideout, where they saw a trapped dwarven priest, who pleaded for them to help him out, but just as they were about to, two very evil insane guys jumped out and attacked them, excessively drilling in the fact that they were evil and insane. Edron swung his sword at one of them, but missed and hit Bulge instead, but Sigismund decided to just maul one to death as a bear, causing the other to flee into the river below, vowing revenge. They all pressed onwards, where they entered a room with a giant beast of a man inside. It was the head bandit, Hopper, who was evil and weird, but not insane. They all engaged in combat with the West Side Boiz proving themselves victorious, as Edron landed the final blow with his Bartholomew Blade that smashed him out of the room into the river below, but they never heard a splash into it, because Hopper had transmogrified into a strange chimera that flew away, vowing to destroy Sigismund's dwarf village. The rest of the bandits ran away from the hideout, so the West Side Boiz looked around to loot it, but there honestly wasn't much. They all returned to the village, where they had an afternoon lunch together with the others who had woken up by now. Bjorn joined the Band-its' band session, while the Bulging Stick and Edron started feeding Ara his turkey dinosaurs (he wouldn't eat them in any other shape), which they got from an order from Uber Eats, which only offered a food delivery service, so Edron suggested they get into the travel market.
====Chapter 22: Magic Kart====
As the West Side Boiz continued their journey to the floodgates, they came across the town of Moteng. Davril went to the nearby well, where he was pushed in by Edron, causing him to break his legs, while in there, Davril began pooping himself. The well was then closed off by Edron and Sigismund with a circular piece of wood they got at the wood store. Without Davril, the West Side Boiz all went to the bar, where they got drinks from a bizarre bartender, who didn't like blue people. Everything was fine until a brooding man approached them and called them all "inferiors". Understandably annoyed, Edron told him to fuck off and tried to punch him, but the man dodged and countered with a punch of his own, knocking a bunch of his teeth out. He then pointed to a poster and challenged them all to a competition at the Moteng Magic Kart Cup. The majority of the group agreed and so the brooding man, Count Factula, fled to the arena, after punching Edron again. They all rushed to the arena to sign up, where they met with the other racers, who just ended up being Count Factula and the bartender lady, Sorka Mardik. The only exceptions were Ara, who was too scared, so he just spectated, and Loz, who decided to independently investigate something. Meanwhile, a dragonborn guy called Miguel Medel was on his way to the arena, where he noticed the city's well was covered by a piece of circular wood. Finding this somewhat unusual, he opened it up and found Davril. Following a short conversation, Medel got a grasp of his situation and took of his trouser to help him out the well. He climbed down the well, whilst accidentally pooping on Davril, where he finally grabbed the bard with nothing but his ass cheeks and proceeded to climb out. He then invited him to join the Moteng Magic Kart Cup, which Davril agreed to. It turned out that Miguel Medel was also a watcher of the hit quiz show, the Chase, which Davril is on. Eventually everybody was in the lobby and finally Nicholas Orino, the three-time champion of the cup, entered and greeted them all, while announcing that they had to decide starting positions. As they all entered, the West Side Boiz found their new personalised karts and the race began. Count Factula and Nicholas Orino took the lead to begin with, but Count Factula was eliminated due to damage he sustained from the Grey Render hazard and Orino's attacks. Later Sorka Mardik was eliminated by the Grey Render, then in the second lap, Davril was eliminated due to suffering attacks from both the Bulging Stick and Edron Bartholomew II, which were piled on top of damage he sustained from Brugur Oradall Borudash, who was still an entire lap behind and was resorting to just firing attacks at everyone, which ultimately caused Nicholas Orino to get eliminated next. Later Bjorn and Edron were neck-in-neck, racing towards the finish, while Miguel Medel and Brugur Oradall Borudash were fighting each other. Eventually, Bjorn managed to get first place, with Edron in second, and Bulge close in second. BOB, while still a lap behind managed to eliminated Miguel Medel, earning himself fifth place, since Sigismund was still technically in the position in front.
====Episode of Madness 8: Behind the Magic Kart====
After coming last place in the race, Count Factula was approached by Loz, who demanded answers about her parents' killer. With his will sufficiently broken he gave in and examined her medallion, discovering that the culprit was the vampiric tyrant, Farkensaw Rugal, who had been forming an alliance with Doug Walker. Expecting complete devastation from this news, Count Factula told Loz to give up, but she had renewed excitement for the vengeance she'd been searching for. Meanwhile, Bjorn Yeye was accepting his trophy, where he was then challenged to a rematch by Nicholas Orino, but due to him being busy at the moment, Nicholas Orino agreed to wait until a later date. Afterwards, Bjorn's thought operator berated him for being off-task, so the West Side Boiz had to leave the race.
====Chapter 23: The Eastern Floodgate====
Three days later, the West Side Boiz make it to the Eastern floodgate and see there towering structure above them, protecting the entirety of South Visvara from a devastating calamity. Wasting no time, Loz carries Bjorn Yeye into a window to unlock the door on the ground level, where he comes face-to-face with three gorillas. They look at him and start aggressively dancing, so Bjorn sets one on fire, enraging the others, but he was able to dodge their attack. Edron was brought up next and he sliced another gorilla in half and Bjorn killed the final one after it attempted to hit them both. With the enemies defeated the two of them went downstairs and saw two guards playing twister and they wouldn't let them past without defeating them in a game first. Edron went first and failed miserably, so Bjorn followed up and placed his left hand on green so firmly that the guards had heart attacks and died, allowing them to take the keys and move forward, but as they got to the door to the others, they realised it wasn't locked at all, but everyone tried to ignore that fact, so that they didn't just do all that for nothing. With another room on the other side, the party decided to split up: Ara and Sigismund waited outside on lookout, while Davril, Edron, and BOB went to the room on the left, where Dav and Ed played a game of twister. Meanwhile, Bjorn, Bulge, and Loz went through the other side, where they saw a guy eating a pie his beautiful wife prepared for his lunch break, so they all tried to coax information out of him by posing as "gate inspectors". Eventually they found out that the job pays pretty well and the floodgate was scheduled to open just after lunchtime, so they hastily made their way further up, where they saw two more people on their break, so they distracted them by telling them that they were gate inspectors and continued onwards, where they got to the gear rooms. Two more guards were about to start opening that side of the floodgate, but Bulge asked to look at the key, "for inspection", then he just swallowed it, so they both left to inform the captain, Robert Walker. As they left, Bjorn covered the room in police tape and then told the returning guard that the floor had now become a police crime scene, so the floodgate's opening will have to be delayed, so they all went up to the top floor. Meanwhile, Davril and Edron completed their game of twister (the victor was unclear) and they made their way up a floor, where both Dav and Ed put newly found gorilla suits on. They proceeded to the next level, where they were blinded by an intense light and some guy saying "oh man, I put way too many mirrors in this room, so Brugur Oradall Borudash used his final bullet to break all the mirrors and shoot the guy in the leg at the same time. BOB then went up to the man and started spouting something about a revolution, then threw all of his money, alongside Ed and Dav's into the ocean. He then killed the man after he ordered him to kill Davril, but got slept. Borudash also tried to kill Davril, but was similarly slept. Edron and Davril tried to throw him into the ocean too, but he was too heavy, so they just removed his clothes and left him there. As they got to the top, they were then face-to-face with Doug Walker's brother, Robert Walker, who was in charge of the floodgate's opening. Seeing that he looked very powerful in his gigantic armour, Davril asked Edron to throw him downstairs to wake up BOB. Everything went according to plan, but instead of helping them, Borudash grabbed Davril and jumped into the river the floodgates were keeping at bay, causing them both to get swept away somewhere. Having just abandoned the mission BOB's bracelet injected a magic potion into his veins that was sure to kill him in seven days, if he didn't return with Davril. Meanwhile, The Bulging Stick engaged in combat with Walker and killed him in one critical slice, terrifying the other soldiers.
During their struggle in the river, Davril slept the manic Borudash and used him as a raft to get to land, where he crawled to a rock, which he used to sink BOB to the bottom of the bank. As he looked around, he saw a nomadic samurai, who saw him drown the half-orc. He was surprisingly unfazed and seemingly understanding of the fact that of the BOB's insanity got him in this situation. The samurai revealed that he was on a quest to get his sword enchanted by an old lady, but his journey has been a long and tiresome one with no hope for clues to the old lady's whereabouts. Davril asked to help him out a bit, if he took him back to his teammates, so the Samurai complied and picked up Davril like a backpack and headed towards the Eastern floodgate. Unbeknownst to them, BOB's body went into panic, when he sunk down, so he threw the rock off of himself and rose to the surface, where he vomited out all the water. Still lethargic, he went into a further sleep and awoke in a colder, snowy region of North Visvara, where he saw a town in the distance. He set it ablaze with a torch, then walked away from the screams of agony and despair. Suddenly, a woman approached him and whispered in his ear, "do you want a rock?" He said yes and she gave him a rock with a sombrero and told him about how she was given it by a good man called Carlos Derailing. BOB told her that she knew this man and agreed with her that he was a good man, then he asked her for sun cream, so she gave him some of the standard witch's sun cream they all carry. He began eating it whole and it began fusing with the poison in his body, curing him and making him insanely powerful. She then instructed him to find a man called Davril, who had been taking the other rocks before she could get to them and ordered the half-orc to kill him and retrieve them all for her, he simply responded, "yes, my mistress."
====Chapter 24: Sins of the Father====
The West Side Boiz stayed at the Eastern Floodgate for the night, where Bjorn got his final telepathic message from the Barnsley Police Department. They instructed him to take a detour to a village called Uadelheim, which was high up North, but there was a cut in the coast, that would allow them to take a boat there as a short cut. They decided to head to the coastal town of Morel to get a boat in the morning, but on their way there, they were stopped by a group of Mean Beans, who started a fight with the party. The Bulging Stick managed to kill two of the mean beans, so the rest of them huddled in a circle and summoned their boss, Beanuji Goda, who dominated with his immense power, easily grappling and throwing around Edron, out-striking Bjorn, and dodging the Bulging Stick's attacks. Eventually he stopped his onslaught and with a bellowing laugh, exclaiming that he liked their "stuff" and said that he'd be willing to help them, if they get stronger. He left and they continued onwards to Morel, where they saw Bear Bearington. They were happy to see each other, but Bearington was confused as to the absence of his friend, Mr. Borudash, so Edron explained what happened and how he was presumed dead, since his death bracelet reportedly went off. Bartholomew thought it best to give Bear BOB's old belongings, so he pulled out his old suit and handed it over, causing Bear to silently mask his grief. Meanwhile, Bjorn and the Bulging Stick started talking to a man with white hair, who had a boat and was offering them a ride for free, if they got rid of the ghost problem he believes he has. They agreed, then left to prepare, where they bumped into a man in a white kimono carrying a wheelbarrow. Upon closer inspection, Davril was in the wheelbarrow and so they were all reunited once again. The nomad samurai introduced himself as Jackurai Sam and explained that he helped Davril, while on his quest to find an old lady to enchant his sword. Sensing a great power, the Bulging Stick requested a duel, so they clashed swords with even power, causing the blades to fling out, so they both pulled out their nunchakus, where Jackurai bopped Bulge on the head. Jackurai commended Bulge's abilities and noticed that he had the Shimada Blade, then requested to see the Shimada Dragon, but discovered that he didn't actually know how to summon it, so Jackurai relayed the tale of how to summon it to him (squatting three times and shouting "Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!"). Later, they all boarded the ship and the captain gave them a quick tour, before heading into his quarters, because he's scared of ghosts. The party searched the ship all day and found nothing, so they all went to bed, then suddenly heard a honking noise. They quickly opened their bedroom doors and so a familiar clown, ready to play another game. Bjorn, having never met this clown that had previously tormented them, offered a handshake, but pulled his hand away at the last moment and put his thumb on his nose and wiggled his fingers. Furious, the clown randomly selected a bunch of the West Side Boiz and let the game began, while phasing through the roof. The ship had changed from its original wooden architecture to one resembling a carnival, although there were now four statues at the doors upstairs to the top deck from the sleeping quarters, so the remaining members of the West Side Boiz (Davril, Bjorn, Bulge, and Edron) investigated. They saw an inscription on the door saying the clown statues wouldn't let them pass without being fully equipped, so they headed downstairs too look for them, where they saw a flower, an ice cream, a sword, and a plunger on the floor. Edron was about to pick it up, but from the shadows appeared a four-armed beast that picked them up and prepared to fight, but was persuaded into just handing them over, since all they needed to do was borrow them to open a door. They returned to the door and tried to solve the riddle of which item went with which clown. After a lot of trial and error, they eventually got it and headed upstairs, where they saw Ara attached to a guillotine behind the clown and the white haired anime protagonist captain, who looked at them fiercely, revealing that he was actually the white haired anime villain captain. They explained that Ara was the white haired man's son and he was promised great power in exchange for his adult son's soul, which is why he was abandoned at the Bordam church. The Bulging Stick asked why they needed to be killed if they only wanted Ara, which made them contemplate why they set this whole elaborate trap us in the first place. Coming to the conclusion that it was kind of stupid, Ara's dad, Vergil, was about to just leave them be, but the clown interrupted with how Bjorn humiliated him earlier, so he summoned a boxing ring and they started fighting. Bjorn threw some punches which landed cleanly on the clown, but he responded with a kick to the balls, then proceeded to fart on him. Bjorn, angered, backflipped up with such power that the ring rumbled and caused the clown to fall over. Embarrassed, he stood up and made an excuse to leave, before clicking his fingers and disappearing, while the blade on the guillotine hurdled down and chopped Ara's head off. Vergil laughed with might, assuming his power would now come, but Ara was somehow still alive, showcasing that he was apparently immortal, so he grabbed his head and jumped off into the water to leave the West Side Boiz. Disappointed that he didn't get his power, Vergil joined the West Side Boiz and sailed them all the way to Uadelheim himself. Two days later, they arrived in the morning, where Jackurai Sam and Vergil stayed behind to deal with the boat, while the rest of them looked for the spy. The Bulging Stick however had previously sent a pigeon with a log on it asking the Shimada Clan what their current situation was and if they could spare him some money (presumably also informing them that he was going to arrive in Uadelheim some time soon), so he went to the post office to ask for his mail. He had received a letter from Hetsu Nakamura, who explained that Dinge Dirt was leading an uprising within the Shimada Clan, causing an internal war and that funds were pretty tight because no one actually know what the Bulging Stick is doing, because he left without a warning. Bulge sent a letter back telling the Christmas Ninja to "sort them out" and to make some merchandise for better funding. Meanwhile, Bjorn went to the fountain to meet up with the spy, but no one was there. Suddenly a frog jumped up from the fountain next to Bjorn, so he punched it, but it was actually Rana, the spy, who was the same frog Davril, BOB, and Bulge fought in the Deen's cave.
====Chapter 25: Mysteries of Uadelheim====
Rana explained that the Nostalgia Critics terrorist group were having underhanded arms dealings with the Cat Mafia, so they had attempted to infiltrate their underground factory that was disguised as a nightclub. They were celebrating, the Cat Mafia's chairman, Meow Meow's 34th birthday at the nightclub, so the entire group was there. The Bulging Stick, Edron Bartholomew II, Bjorn, and Rana all snuck in by drawing a cat nose and whiskers on their faces, then walking in. After getting free drinks from the bouncer, who was immensely apologetic for mistaking them for non-felines, they asked the bartender where the factory was, although only limited personnel were allowed down. They made their way through the crowd of dancers, only to come face-to-face with a large bodyguard cat, who wouldn't let them pass. Bjorn puffed his chest and intimidated his way in with the others and they found that the factory was full of blind children. Bjorn and the Bulging Stick went up a mezzanine and through the first door, where they found a cat praying in a meditation room. Understandably annoyed he told them that Meow Meow was in the room next door, where they saw him resting on a shelf. He came out when they arrived and pulled out two cat beds from the top of the shelf, where they sat and discussed negotiations. The Bulging Stick offered to buy some of his weapons on behalf of the Shimada Clan in exchange for a mutual allegiance, but the cat stood up properly, exposing his uncanny 3-metre tall height and bellowed, "no, the Shimada Clan will be mine, completely!" He pulled out two guns and started blasting them at Bulge and Bjorn. The Bulging Stick got shot in the leg, so Bjorn jumped off the mezzanine with him on his back and got Edron to heal him. Suddenly a group of Cat Mafiosa and Nostlagia Critics surrounded them, so they split into two groups: Bulge and Bjorn would fend off the incoming enemies, while Rana and Edron would rescue the kids, before they blew up the factory. Bjorn tackled two of the Nostalgia Critics, but the Bulging Stick summoned the Shimada Dragon and it ate all of the enemies whole. Stunned, the two looked in awe of what happened, but it was short lived as Meow Meow jumped down from upstairs and the leader of the Nostalgia Critics appeared from the darkness. The Nostalgia Critic took his mask off and revealed his identity to Bjorn. It was his childhood best friend/neighbour, Fooble Dooble Nooble, who knowingly murdered Bjorn's dog and girlfriend, during the Barnsley bombings. Furious, they all engaged in combat. Meanwhile, Rana and Edron Bartholomew II were trying to rescue the children and they managed to get them to the fire exit of the factory, but they were stopped by a guard, so Rana forced them to laugh uncontrollably, which subsequently made him piss himself, while remembering a traumatic childhood experience, where the other kids at school would bully and beat him up for peeing his pants during class. The blind sweatshop kids made their way out, but not without stomping on the neck of the guard with piss covered trousers, much to Rana's horror. Rana told the kids to wait outside, but the last boy thanked him graciously. Taking a shine to him, Rana elected to instantly adopted the child and he named him Russell Howard. He then sat on the boy's head and pulled on his hair to control him, like in Ratatouille, walking him over to Bjorn and the Bulging Stick, who were still in the heat of combat. Bulge had tackled Meow Meow down, forcing blood out of his mouth, but Meow Meow managed to reverse the grapple, putting him on top, but as he slammed down, Bulge redirected the attack and slammed it into his own face instead. Stunned by his combat mastery, Meow Meow, backed off to recuperate, but Fooble Dooble Nooble unseathed his sword and started spinning it around like a helicopter, where he picked up his arms dealing partner and flew away, swearing to kill Bjorn, because he's "a little bitch." Edron came out the boiler room shouting for everyone to run out, since he'd been hammering away at it, so that it would explode. They all made it out successfully and the nightclub, alongside the weapons factory was destroyed. A reporter, looking at the explosion, was wondering what was going on and wanted to know who saved all the sweatshop kids. Since Rana was spouting something about not wanting any publicity, since he was "a man of peace, who saved the kids because [he] wanted to", Bjorn and the Bulging Stick took all the credit, dubbing themselves God Bjorn and God Bulge. They returned to the ship, where the rest of the West Side Boiz were all kitted up to go to the nightclub, not knowing that the four of them had just done everything by themselves. They rested and in the morning, the Bulging Stick wanted to meet the reporter from the other day to ask her on a date, so he went to her agency, after reading the article he and Bjorn were in (a one page newspaper about how the nightclub blew and stuff), where they found out her name was, Qiana McButt. Bjorn loitered outside the agency, while Rana looked for a restaurant to feed Russell Howard. Bulge asked for McButt and the secretary was quick to find her for him. After a couple pick-up lines, McButt agreed to go on a date, but not before going into a changing room to dress up as a clown. Meanwhile, the secretary, who was the spitting image of Bjorn's girlfriend and dog went out and asked him to leave, since loitering is a punishable offence. Bjorn politely refused, because he was "the law", so she called the cops and him, getting him arrested. In court, he found his lawyer was Dolan Dimby, a very fat, sweaty, orc, whose nerves caused him to get up before the trial had properly begun and accidentally say that Bjorn was guilty. He sat back down and cried, calling himself a failure, but Bjorn attempted to encourage him. The prosecutor finally entered and trial had begun. The prosecutor opened by accusing Bjorn of murdering all the sweatshop children, who were rescued by God Bjorn and God Bulge last night, and he refused to acknowledge that these Bjorns were the same person. A wheelbarrow full of their corpses appeared, shocking Bjorn, but it turned out they actually weren't dead anyway. A man in the spectator's seats rose up and clapped his head, saying that Dolan Dimby had foiled his plans to kill all kids once again. He was Ian Idoa an adult, who despised all kids, because, when he was a kid, a kid killed his parents. He felt a spiritual connection to Bjorn after completely misinterpreting his words, and managed to convince the rest of the courtroom that all kids needed to die. Dolan Dimby told Bjorn to get the kids out of there, so he grabbed the wheelbarrow and raced them out, while being pursued by everyone in the courtroom, but Dimby jumped at them and slaughtered his way through them. Racing to get the kids to safety, Bjorn looked back at the courtroom doors, even though he daren't do it, seeing Dimby's bloody body collapse on the doors, forcing them open, revealing the bloody courtroom full of dead bodies. His final message... "protect the kids, they're the future." This event would go on to be known as "the Steelhouse Jailhouse kid massacre of 1634". With tears in his eyes, Bjorn continued onwards to a restaurant called "Restaurant for Kids" that refused him service, since he had like eighteen kids with him and it was four seats on a table and one table per family. In that same restaurant, Bulge and McButt looked on in confusion and ordered their food. Bulge got a steak and a coke, while McButt got a manly steak and a manly coke. Rana and Russell Howard were also in the restaurant, where Russell explained how he started the kids vs adults war by murdering Idoa's parents when he was a kid, revealing that he's been five-years-old for 36 years. He squeezed Rana, letting him know that he's the only adult he'll ever spare, before leaving the restaurant and disappearing. Annoyed that there wasn't anywhere in Uadelheim that could keep or not kill these eighteen kids, he resolved to try build an orphanage, so he went to a real estate firm that, coincidentally, wanted to build an orphanage as a side hustle. It worked out and they gave Bjorn a map with instructions on how to get to a village with some openings just North West of Uadelheim. Bjorn met up with Vergil and Jackurai Sam, who'd just finished reconfiguring the ship into a carriage, while also acquiring a horse of unknown origin that they wouldn't disclose. The West Side Boiz gathered up and set off to this village, with the eighteen kids and McButt, who was now having sex with the Bulging Stick.
On their way there, one of the kids dropped one of the newspapers McButt had written and it had flown its way towards a mysterious figure in a suit with a scarf around his face. He read it and pulled it down, revealing his face to the wind... it was Brugur Oradall Borudash and he'd just found a clue, as to where the West Side Boiz were.
====Chapter 26: Brugur Oradall Borudash====
The West Side Boiz made their way to the northern village at night. The Bulging Stick and Rana went to the hot springs to soak, but Bulge was laughed at for his name by the Naked Boiz, but he later joined their human pyramid to perv upon the other sides of the hot springs. Meanwhile, Rana was having sex with female frogs in the frog section of the hot springs. On the other side, Davril and Bjorn went to the orphanage to drop the kids off, where they met Hugh Jackman, who kept saying, "I'm Wolverine, bub! *snikt* *snikt*". He challenged the West Side Boiz to a fight for no reason, so Bjorn used chin na to numb his leg. While paralysed, he kept calling Davril Charles Xavier, because he was paraplegic; Wolverine shaved Davril's head and gave him an action figure of himself, in exchange for a signed poster of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The four West Side Boiz then met up with each other in the centre of town, where they suddenly saw some cloaked figure approach them from the distance. He got about 8 metres away then took his hood off, revealing himself to be, Brugur Oradall Borudash. He pointed at Davril and threw a javelin at him, which mortally wounded him, so the West Side Boiz got to fighting. They quickly noticed that BOB was now many times more powerful than he previously was and was a difficult opponent to defeat, but the Bulging Stick's abilities proved to be enough to take him down. BOB collapsed on to the ground and was held in Bulge's arms, where he died a beautiful death in the arms of the one he acknowledged as his best friend. Bulge found a rock with a sombrero on his person, so he took it, then carried the corpse of his friend to a hill not too far from the village and buried him. Bjorn put two gold pieces on his eyes, before he went under, then Bulge carved "BOB" into his axe and stuck into the ground above him. After a moment of grieving, the West Side Boiz realised that this was the final stretch and that they needed only one more day's journey to make it to castle Dragne.
===Season 6: Storming Castle Dragne===
====Chapter 27: Castle Siege====
One day later, the West Side Boiz make it to Friga, the city that houses Castle Dragne. As they entered, a man in a hood approached them and handed them a letter from the Adron Knights, as he left, he looked back and coyly revealed his identity to be Don Cheadle. The West Side Boiz opened it and read it, learning that the Adron Knights had been waiting for them and that the plan is to storm the castle at 7 that very night, so they need to prepare themselves for the most tasking night of their adventure. Bjorn wanted to reward the West Side Boiz for making it here, so they went to the local chippy and got some food (Rana got a tupperware box of flies). They enjoyed their food and Davril convinced him to join their cause, so they got their meal for free and someone to help storm the castle. Seeing that more people were likely needed, Davril started playing music, but his rendition of "Hey There Delilah" was not as good as it had previously been (likely from being rusty and out of practice). Fortunately, Bjorn Yeye pulled out his keytar and back him up, alongside Rana with his flute. A crowd was gathered around them and they were all jamming out to their sick tunes, so Davril took the opportunity to reach out for their aid, by giving a speech, so Bjorn and the Bulging Stick tried to pick him to seem important, but their coordination was shocking and they all fell over, so Rana tried picking him up, and while successful, only gave Davril a couple centimetres worth of height. Nevertheless, he managed to entice them to join their cause, so at 7 o'clock, they all marched to Castle Dragne with the Adron Knights. After a cool minute of silence, they all charged forward bellowing their war cry, "Jenny!!", while the soldiers of Castle Dragne came forth. As the carnage ensued, The Bulging Stick, Davril, Edron, Bjorn, and Rana sneaked their way into the Castle through a window, as they were instructed to do by Don Cheadle, where they found themselves in a corridor with nothing but a door at the end and a lewd portrait of Doug Walker. They decided to burn it, but it quickly collapsed and the fire started spreading, so they rushed through, where they were met with three guards. The Bulging Stick quickly cut one down, while Rana convinced them to leave by listening to their backstories and telling one of them that his son wouldn't be happy with him and that the Joker film is pretty good. They all then decided to split up, because there were three new doors to enter, so Rana went left, because "frogs always go left". He found himself in a room full of crossbows, where he was picked up by a soldier, who thought he was cute. He brought him into a break room, where they started fawning over him and offered him their bagels, but Rana, pretending to be a standard, non-common speaking frog, simply said ribbit and pulled out his box of flies that ended up flying out everywhere, panicking the soldiers into swinging their sword at each other by accident. Traumatised, he ran out the room and found their sleeping quarters, where he started reading through their mail from loved ones. In the final piece of mail, he found a pendant with a photo of one of the guards with a woman. Rana started wearing the pendant, while burning the crossbows. Meanwhile, Edron and Bjorn found themselves in a storage room with a chest in it. Bjorn opened it and a talking rat called Flim Flam jumped out and greeted him. Surprised, Bjorn attempted to stand on it, but his foot was grabbed by the rat and he was smashed into the wall. The rat proceeded to box at Edron, who narrowly dodged the attacks. He then procured a makeshift-rocket launcher that was rat sized and blast it at them both, hitting Edron brutally and blasting him into the room with flies in it, causing them to enter the storage room. Bjorn tried attacking the rat afterwards, but it crawled up his trouser leg and bit him a bunch of times. The rat eventually left his trousers and told him to be nicer to guests, before leaving the room, but Bjorn still wanted revenge and tried to used his Chin Na techniques, but ended up making his own arm numb by accident. From the darkness however, Edron appeared behind the rat and sliced him in two with his axe, surprising Rana, who'd just walked in from the burning crossbow room. Davril and the Bulging Stick on the other hand found the stairs up a floor, alongside a door and a bookshelf with a missing book slot, so they decided to investigate, by going into the other room to look. They saw three soldiers playing cards, but since they were on break, and not really up for fighting a war right now, they began playing their favourite card game, "guess what card I have!", wherein you can ask two questions and have two guesses, as to what card he has (although they don't actually have an obligation to tell you the truth). Davril started by asking if it was black or red, then asked what suit it was, finding out it was the clubs. He guessed the Jack of Clubs, while the Bulging Stick guessed the 9 of Clubs, but it turned out to be the 10 of Clubs. Seeing their disappointed, one of the guards got them in a playful headlock and ruffled their hair, while saying "ah, you cheeky fuckers! Here take this book", procuring a green book from his bag, which they thanked him for, with Bulge returning the favour by handing him his Wolverine action figure. They returned to the bookshelf and opened it, where they found a chest with a rock with a crown on it and a message from the Dwarven Rock Salesman 1, congratulating Davril on acquiring all the rocks for this "side quest" and leaving him with one final proverb, "when it starts to rain, all y'need to do is eat eighteen rocks." The party reconvened at the stairs and ascended together, finding another room with four doors, so everyone went to a different one, except Davril, who was reserved to assist anyone in need. The Bulging Stick opened the door on the right, finding three toilet stalls. He rested his head on the floor, accidentally getting poop on it, to see who was in them and saw one guy calmly pooping, while another guy was shuffling his feet and fighting for his life. He decided to leave, not wanting to disturb them. Edron opened the door at the behind the stairs, finding a room full of barrels, so he started smashing them all and ended up throwing one out the window, while a huge muscular soldier came out of the castle raring to kill the Adron Knights, but the barrel fell on his head and killed him instantly. He continued forward and saw three soldiers watching another one sing "Life is a Highway", but they weren't interested in him, so he just walked past them to the next room. Meanwhile, Bjorn opened the door in front of the stairs and found that it was locked, while Rana opened the door on the left and was met with sixteen soldiers eating dinner. Rana simply said, "hello, I'm a talking frog", causing one of the soldiers to calmly respond, "demon", before all of them chased him back out, where Davril, Bjorn, and Bulge were forced to assist Rana fend them off. They were able to defeat them all, so they pressed on and split up evenly into the two doors in that room. Davril and Bulge went right, where they found more living quarters and the key for the locked door, so they stayed for a little while telling each other jokes. Davril had an idea for an attack, so he gave Bulge one of his tanto knives with two explosive runes on it that would trigger when they made contact with blood. Bulge started playing around with and pretending to stab Davril with it, while also licking it. Meanwhile, Bjorn and Rana opened the door on the left, where they crossed paths with Edron at the same time. The room was essentially just the entrance to a bridge, so Edron decided to cross it, but Bjorn mentioned that Rana was looking a bit rough and asked if he was alright, so he unloaded the trauma he was having and started talking about his no killing policy, which irked something in Bjorn, who started questioning why he bothers having one, when their current mission is to assassinate a political tyrant. Rana started talking about how his enemies have families he doesn't want to hurt, but Bjorn thought that, since everyone has a family, someone's death is ensured to make someone unhappy, since it's not a pretty thing, but was ultimately necessary to enact justice, spurring an intense argument between the two, with Bjorn ripping up the photo in the pendant Rana was now wearing, causing him to summon 6 lesser demons, who started burning everything in the room. Unfortunately, Edron, who was on the bridge, was now falling down, because the bridge was on fire, so Rana and Bjorn had to work together to save him by forming a human chain. They pulled him up, with Edron slapping them both for being idiots, before leaving the room. The party reconvened at the locked door, where Rana and Bjorn continued arguing. As they unlocked the door, they found stairs going up, so they ascended and went through a corridor to the roof, where they were met with a familiar figure, Chairman Meow Meow, who started his villain speech, but Rana and Bjorn's argument ruined it, so he initiated combat. Bjorn ran up to Meow Meow and punched him twice with burning hands, mortally damaging him, while pointing out that Rana couldn't do that, so he tried to cast fast friends, which didn't work, causing Bjorn to laugh at him more. Meow Meow responded by shooting at them both with his crossbows, which they narrowly dodged, while the Bulging Stick struck at him with his dragon blade, causing him to spew up some hefty amounts of blood. Edron then tried to follow up with his sword, but he slammed it into the ground and caused it to break, forcing Rana and Bjorn down two floors, where the fire they'd started earlier was rapidly spreading, but that didn't stop them from arguing about how to get back up. Suddenly they heard cries for help and a "I'm Wolverine, bub! *snikt* *snikt*" voice line. Rana wanted to save them, but Bjorn resolved that they were probably just enemy soldiers. Rana left anyway, but was faced with rubble on fire inbetween him and the group that needed saving, but Bjorn arrived and offered to help him through, since he had fire resistance. He took Rana through the fire and got burned, while his companion was fine. Rana decided to heal Bjorn, before they worked together to help the soldier up on to the roof by forming a human chain then helping them all up, after Rana and Bjorn climbed up them. The two cops seemingly made up, while the card-playing soldiers offered a game of fifty-two card pickup to Meow Meow, who agreed. They threw the deck into the fire, and because he's a stupid cat, Meow Meow jumped in and was burned alive. The soldiers took out one card each and grabbed onto a zipline at the edge of the roof and rode down, while saluting the West Side Boiz, who saluted back. Finally, the West Side Boiz were face-to-face with the throne room doors, which they walked towards in unison.
====Episode of Madness 9: Villainous Preparations====
Within the vast land of Visvara, many menacingly-willed people move towards abhorrent goals.
*Security Guard from The Chase
*Tarn
*Russell Howard
*Dominic Belenus III
*Fooble Dooble Nooble
====Chapter 28: Nemesis====
In unison, the West Side Boiz kicked down the doors to Doug Walker's throne room, where they saw him sat down, looking out the balcony at the battle below. Sensing his allies were in immediate danger, through the bond of their souls, Sigismund desperately wanted to get up and help them, but wasn't athletic enough to climb up the zipwire (that being the only option, since the entire castle was on fire), so he was forced to stay behind and pray for their safety. Doug Walker arose to meet with the party, where he started spinning around a toy gun, while fake explosions appeared behind him, as he said, "I remember it, so that you don't have to!" He raised one hand into the air and magical sparkles fused into his hand as a golden sword appeared. He swung it around and it transmogrified into a staff that he pointed at the party, as they began to be sucked into a portal that appeared in the middle of the room. After they were all sucked in, Big Chungus appeared behind him like a stand and said, "that'll hold 'em alright!"
The Bulging Stick appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, heavy metallic foot stomps approached, as Tarn appeared before him bellowing, "I do not know why a portal appeared before me, but now I can see that it took me to my destiny... a chance to kill you, Bulge!" They swung their swords at each other into a massive clash as they cast ritual duelling on one another. Bulge's speed had increased since their last battle, so he was able to swiftly dodge the majority of his larger opponents attacks, but his strength couldn't compete. Fearing the possibilities, he retreated at one point to recuperate and JoJo pose. Unfortunately, Tarn countered with a better JoJo pose and unleashed a dark magic slash projectile from his giant sword that hurdled its way to Bulge, mortally wounding him and knocking him back far, but he didn't give up, so he rushed forward and slashed upwards with his Dragon Blade, cutting deep into Tarn's armour, but he didn't give him the satisfaction of killing, announcing, "you are many things, Bulging Stick, but my killer is not one of them!" He raised his sword to the sky and dark magic enveloped him, turn him into a statue that represented his might and power. Bulge collapsed from the fierce battle afterwards. 
Davril appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, he saw something rustling in the flowers in front of him. From it jumped a man in sunglasses, shouting, "Davril, you took everything from me!" Only for him to respond, "I don't even know who you are." The man screamed and jumped into the air with a punch that came crashing down on his enemy, but Davril cast thunderwave on him, as he blocked it, sending him hurdling backwards. The man got up and took out his baton, which he charged at Davril with a devastating slam, knocking him off of his wheelbarrow, but Davril used message to force the man into his wheelbarrow, as he cast heat metal on it to burn him. The man slammed another punch down at his foe, which connected, but Davril managed to stab his mother's rapier into his leg, causing him to fall on top of him. Davril proceeded to repeatedly stab him in the stomach, close to forty times, but his opponent was still hunched over him. Some dark rage fuelled his eyes, as he uttered a menacing "Davril~", as he smashed his head down and bit off part of Davril's cheek, which he ate in front of him. Writhing in pain, Davril continued to stab him with his dagger until his opponent collapsed on top of him - dead. 
Edron Bartholomew II appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, he saw a figure approaching him. As his vision adjusted to what he was seeing, he uttered "Belenus." The two walked closer to one another, unsheathing their blade. They shouted one another's family names, before running and clashing swords with a massive shockwave, as they began swinging at each other like there was no tomorrow. At first, Edron had the upper-hand, but Belenus entered a rage state and began striking harder. The back-and-forth was becoming a little one-sided, so Edron thrusted his sword into his opponent, impaling him, so Belenus retaliated by stabbing him as well. Both men had the other's sword in them, so Edron switched to hand-to-hand combat, where he used the secret Bartholomew family technique of eye-gouging, mortally wounding his opponent. Blood seeped out of all of Belenus' orifices, as he managed to inform his nemesis that, he'd recently conceived a child, meaning their family's battle wasn't over yet. 
Bjorn Yeye appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, he saw Doug Walker before him, freaking him out a little, but something was wrong about him. Walker covered his face, then lifted it off, revealing that he was actually the leader of the terrorist organisation, the Nostalgia Critics, Fooble Dooble Nooble. Nooble announced that he'd been waiting to kill Bjorn for a long time now and assumed a fighting stance, while his opponent swept away the tears of his falsified childhood memories, as he put up his guard. Nooble swung a kick infused with lightning at his nemesis, while Bjorn through a punch of fire at his childhood best friend, colliding into a powerful shockwave of elements. Nooble's kicks turned out to be too powerful for Bjorn and he quickly required his acupuncturing skills to heal himself, but he decided to follow them up by making Nooble's leg numb with Chin Na. Unfazed, Nooble did a hand stand and started spinning, giving his numb leg, whip-like properties, which proved even more devastating to his opponent. Bruised and annoyed, Bjorn let out a viscous yell as he charged forward at him and grabbed his balls with burning hands and slammed him into the ground. Nooble writhed on the ground from the sudden dirty tactic from the cop and tried to kick up, but missed, so he resorted to striking him with a lightning dagger that he stabbed into Bjorn, but he simply took it and retaliated with a devastating punch to the face that slammed into the ground, killing him. Tired, Bjorn lit a cigarette and smoked it, while throwing its remains on his fake friend. 
Rana appeared in an open field with mountains in the far distance. The moon hung over him brightly - it was peaceful. Suddenly, his adopted son, Russell Howard approached him, saying, "Rana, you may have been one of the good ones, but you're an adult nonetheless." He assumed a karate pose, as he prepared to fight, but his adoptive father did nothing, but stare at him. The silence of the wind was deafening. Rana chucked his dagger over to Howard, saying "I'm not going to fight you. You're my son." Howard walked over to the weapon and karate chopped it to pieces, replying with "Well I'm going to fight you, because you're my dad." He charged forward, but his father cast crown of madness, forcing Howard to punch the ground. Rana tried to appeal to his son, telling him violence wasn't the answer to his problems, but the rage Russell Howard felt for adults was not so easily quenched, who firmly believed all adults were scum and he had no reason to listen to them. Rana explained that he still loved Howard and deep down he believes there's good in him - a kind of good that will benefit all living creatures. Howard's hands were now bruised and bloody from the abuse he'd made them suffer on the ground, but Rana came over and healed him. Howard burst into tears, finally acknowledging that somewhere deep within his rage, was a love for his adoptive father and he, in that moment, swore off of violence, knowing that it was pointless. Howard converted to Buddhism and agreed to help his father defeat Doug Walker. 
==== Episode of Madness 10: A Little Help ====
After defeating their soul's greatest enemy, the West Side Boiz were teleported back to Doug Walker's throne room, where their final mission awaited, but their wounds were severe and Doug Walker mocked them, commenting that they were weak and their army, the Adron Knights, were failing. But when Urmok-Bill and Jackurai Sam started reeling from their exhaustion, Stewart Azazel appeared to help with the rest of BTS, because Bear Bearington had spent the last three days organising a major dose of backup from everyone truly willing to help the West Side Boiz.
==== Chapter 29: Climax of Destiny ====
Annoyed by the battle below, Walker walked behind a black curtain, giving Edron a chance to heal everybody, but as soon as he did, Walker burst through the curtain with an explosion, exacerbating the fire enveloping the castle around them, which burned down the walls of the throne room. The battle started with a swing of Walker's lance that wounded Davril, but everyone managed to hit back furiously with insane damage, only for Big Chungus to appear and heal him, while Walker stabbed Russell Howard and threw him into the fire, subsequently enraging Rana. The battle entered a cycle of heavy blows into Walker, with him healing. Davril noticed that Big Chungus was intrinsically linked to the golden weapon, so he tried to grab it and discard it, but felt his life being drained, so Edron Bartholomew II rushed over to take it from him, but faced a similar problem. Walker then took the weapon and transmogrified it into a sling that he threw at the West Side Boiz. Eventually, Walker looked at his enemies with tired eyes and raised the golden staff into the air and summoned down rays of light that blasted down onto the roof of the castle, killing the Bulging Stick, Davril, and Rana. Edron and Bjorn were left alone with Walker, so, filled with the heat of their fallen allies, Bjorn numbed Walker's armed to make him drop his weapon, while Edron kicked it away, but the weapon flew back into his hand and attacked at his enemies, with mighty swings which were narrowly dodged. Edron picked up Bulge's Dragon Blade and used them both with divine smite on Walker's head, cutting it clean off. It began to rain, as Walker's head rolled onto the floor, but the sword began rumbling and floating in the air. The weapon transmogrified into Big Chungus in his purest form, saying, "hmm... that'll hold 'em alright." Edron frantically started eating all the rocks that they'd been collecting as a laser blast came out of Big Chungus' mouth. Edron and Bjorn flew off the cliff, as he continued eating the rocks. As Edron shoved the final rock down his gob, they both felt themselves land on something strong and firm, yet gentle and comforting. They were lifted up high into the air and they looked behind themselves seeing a giant Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asking, "can you smell... what the Rock is cooking?!" He shoved his hands down his wrestler pants and pulled out each of the West Side Boiz's favourite foods, which resurrected their fallen allies. They were all then placed on the Rock's head, while Big Chungus grew in size to match his new opponent, but the West Side Boiz requested epic wrestling moves from the Rock with him absolutely decimating the Old One with devastating grapples and strikes that finished off with a strike through his abdomen and a signature Bartholomew eye jab, killing him. The Rock placed the West Side Boiz safely on the ground and flexed his muscles, before fading into the rocks again, as they flew off into different directions. The West Side Boiz looked around themselves and saw their allies apprehending the remaining soldiers allied with Doug Walker and they were escorted back to the capital city of Dorlomin, where Shigeru Munakata announced that Visvara was once again unified and that the West Side Boiz previous criminal record had been pardoned and they were awarded medals of honour, presented to them by Bear Bearington.
==== Chapter 30: Epilogue ====
The Bulging Stick returned to the Shimada Clan and spent several months reorganising it and clamping down on the internal struggles going on, even creating a new Shimada Justice Division that wasn't full of psychopaths. Eventually he stopped by Dorlomin again and married the Subway Girl, whom he conceived a child with.
Davril Higgenson opened a small music store in a small town, living a relatively quiet life, away from the wildness of his time with the West Side Boiz. It also turned out that Trish had given birth to a child that was undoubtedly his.
Edron Bartholomew II returned to Vibe Island, where he ruled with an iron fist.
Bjorn Yeye resigned from the Barnsley Police Department, despite being offered a promotion, where he started a job bartending. One day, the Band-its did a gig at the bar he worked at, so he decided to take up the offer of being their full time manager/producer.
Rana, having seen the face of God, who was sorely disappointed in him, he roamed Visvara as mysterious nomad, hoping for forgiveness, until he would eventually die of old age.
==Characters==
*The Bulging Stick Protagonist
*Brugur Oradall Borudash Protagonist --> Villain
*Davril Protagonist
*Rapist Dude Villain
*Dwarven Rock Salesman 1 Neutral
*Rana Villain --> Protagonist
*DeenVillain
*Terry Crews Neutral
*Bear Bearington Ally
*Dwarven Rock Saleswoman 1 Neutral
*Edron Bartholomew II Protagonist
*Jenny Ally
*Dylan Chillin Ally
*Dwarfven Rock Salesman 2 Neutral
*Sigismund Protagonist
*Kai Goose Ally
*William Rogers Ally
**William RogersNeutral
*Massive Blacksmith Bloke Neutral
*Massive Blacksmith Bloke's wife Neutral
*D-Money Neutral
*E-MoneyNeutral
*F-MoneyNeutral
*E-Money's wife Neutral
*AraProtagonist
*Aang ButagooseVillain
*ReissAlly
*Iroh ButamonkeyNeutral
*Toph ButacowVillain
*Zaoh ImnotgoodatmakingnamesAlly
*Big ChungusVillain
*BafupaAlly
*Bruce PoopypantsVillain
*Wilburt ThundercockAlly
*Morgan CantorAlly
*MoneybagsAlly
*Generic Anime Girl Ally
*Four Hunters Villains
*Billy Neutral
*Billy Neutral
*Billy Neutral
*Tom HiggensonAlly
*Ring Fit Guy Ally
*BlasterVillain
*Jelkas TruboeAlly
*Massive Half-Orc Canoe Bloke Ally
*Bulge AnusAlly
*Dominic Belenus IIVillain
*ZenixAlly
*HoraAlly
*Dominic Belenus IIIVillain
*Somather GeezerAlly
*Craig SamichAlly
*Craig's WifeAlly
*Shimada Justice DivisionVillains
**TarnVillain
**KaonVillain
**The PetVillain
**VosVillain
**TesseraceVillain
**HelixVillain
*Trish Ally
*Sir Poopalot the PoggerAlly
*WindowAlly
*Zach MillerAlly
*Joey TribbianiAlly
*Monica GellerAlly
*Crobe DookingtonNeutral
*Carlos DerailingAlly
*Rachel GreeneAlly
*Lloyd Brothers Allies
**Lloyd Ally
**LlloydAlly
**LllloydAlly
**LlllloydAlly
*Jill GreeneVillain
*Amy GreeneAlly
*Mike HanniganAlly
*Phoebe BuffayAlly
*John 1Ally
*John 2Ally
*KenAlly
*Ross ShimadaVillain
*Chandler BingVillain
*Loz Ally
*JaCrispy the IIINeutral
*Mystery Clown Old One Villain
*BTSAlly
**Stewart AzazelAlly
**Sugma BollsAlly
**Rap MonsterAlly
**Kim Seok-jinAlly
**J-HopeAlly
**JiminAlly
**VAlly
**Jungkook Ally
*FunkNeutral
*Flower Shop Lady Ally
*ClappersAlly
*Fingles McDinglesVillain
*Christmas NinjaAlly
*Bradley WalshAlly
*Security Guard from The Chase Villain
*BojoAlly
*Urmok-Bill Orctribe Ally
*Don Cheadle Ally
*Orctribe Allies
**Kargug Orctribe Ally
*Jedah Varkgorim Villain
*Giant Impact Villain
*Subway Girl Neutral
*Mr. Subway Neutral
*Jeremy Ebil Villain
*Bjorn Yeye Protagonist
*The Band-its Allies
**Louis ArmIsStrong Ally
**Bob Dielan Ally
**Dave Ghoul Ally
**Grimsby Ally
*Molt Villain
*Thumper Villain
*Hopper Villain
*Mr. Uber Neutral
*Sorka Mardik Neutral
*Count Factula Villain
*Miguel Medel Ally
*Nicholas Orino Neutral
*Robert Walker Villain
*Jackurai Sam Ally
*Sexy Witch Lady Villain
*Beanuji Goda Ally
*Vergil Ally
*Praying Cat Villain
*Meow Meow Villain
*Fooble Dooble Nooble Villain
*Russell Howard Villain
*Qiana McButt Ally
*Dolan Dimby Ally
*Ian Idoa Villain
*Hugh Jackman Ally
*Doug Walker Villain
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Ally
*Shigeru Munakata Ally
==Gallery==
SOVLogo.png|Logo
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SOV Finish.jpg|Shadows of Visvara Completion Celebration Sketch
2YearAni.jpg|Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
==Trivia==
*The quest was originally going to be called 'Kingtangapolo: Shadows of Visvara' to solidify its spot as a side story of sorts, but the name was dropped to give it more individuality.
**This name was a reference to Fire Emblem Gaiden (its remake being called Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia ), which was a side-story to the original Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light, which Kingtangapolo is loosely based off of.
*The Episodes of Madness are sessions where either the Dungeon Master changes or a side-story is explored.
*Episode of Madness 1: Falcon Claw University was the first ever session in the Wavis D&D Legend to be done online, as all previous ones had been done in person.
**All sessions after this one had also been online for this quest, primarily due to Covid-19.
* Chapter 13 marked one full year of this quest, since it was hosted on the 25th of October 2020.
*Shadows of Visvara hosted the fourth Halloween spacktacular.
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