Episode 265 - Rude Awakenings

== Episode Description ==
In which Glen Danzig was the most popular Wolverine fancast for a weirdly long time; breasts have physical mass; the Shi’ar empire is not your friend; Deathbird should not be left in charge of anything alive; Jubilee learns about privilege; Sinister is not subtle; plasma is the new magnetism; Scott and Jean return from the future; and Nick Fury probably sews his name into the waistband of all his underpants.
==X-Plained==
* Some guy from Earth-1610
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* -35
* Shi’ar sexting
* A rude awakening (literal)
* Rococo Stryfe
* Some uncomfortable fashion choices
* X-pajamas
* Definitely nude Charles Xavier
* Breasts
* Shi’ar imperial bullshit
* A very impressive headdress
* Reality TV… in space!
* A rude awakening (metaphorical)
* Shi’ar childhood
* Negotiation
* A total dick move
* Another total dick move
* Beast’s brief tenure as field leader of the X-Men
* The return of Threnody
* The titles of several sex tapes
* High-tech spelunking
* Sinister’s secret DNA library
* Controversial outfits
* Nick Fury’s stuff
* Sunset Grace
* The racism inherent to Evan Sabahnur’s background
* A question we’ve answered before and will probably answer again
== Listener Questions ==
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