Plant Interviews 36: Coffee Bean

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the most hyperactive plant in...ever.
Me: "Hello Coffee Bean!"
Coffee Bean: "HelloMilesprowerhowareyoutodayIhopeyouvehadaniceday!"
Me: "Firstly, could I ask you to wake up my friend Sea-shroom?"
Coffee Bean: "OkayMilesprowerIwilldothatforyourightaway! SEASHROOMWAKEUP!!!!!"
Sea-shroom yawns and wakes up.
Sea-shroom: "What...what am I doing being awake during the day?"
Me: "Coffee Bean woke you up."
Coffee Bean: "ThatsrightIwokeyouupSeashroomnoneedtothankmeforwakingyouupitsmyjobafterall!"
Me: "So Coffee Bean, why did you come to my rescue when I was interviewing Tangle Kelp?"
Coffee Bean: "IliketorescuepeoplewhoareintroubleIamnicethatway!"
Me: "Do you like your job?"
Coffee Bean: "OhyesitsthebestjobIcouldeveraskforwakingupmushroomsismyfavoritethingtodo!"
Me: "Do you think you could give me some caffiene so I can make these interviews faster and so people won't get impatient waiting for them?"
Sea-shroom: "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Me: "Sure it is!"
Coffee Bean: "OkayIwillgiveyousomecaffienetospeedyouupforawhile!"
Me: "Great!"
A minute later
Me: "WowIamsoawakeIcantbelievethis!"
Sea-shroom: "I knew this was a bad idea."
Me: "NoitisntSeashroomitsagreatidea! CoffeeBeanIseewhyyoulikewakingupmushroomsallthetime! WAKE UP MUSHROOMS!!!!!"
All the mushrooms in a five-mile radius wake up.
Doom-shroom: "Ah, look, Miles...time to doom him!"
Me: "UhohgottogobyeCoffeeBean!"
Coffee Bean: "ByeMilesprowerandSeashroom!"
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