Gelman tricks Gus Griswald at a dairy farm and gets grounded

== Plot ==
Based on Way to Die #204
== Cast ==
Gelman and Mikey Blumberg: Joey
Gus Griswald: David/Evil Genius/Zack
Dairy Farmer: Roger
Miss Finster: Wiseguy
Gelman's dad: Simon
Cornchip Girl: Kayla
== Transcript ==
Miss Finster: Mrs. Grotke's class and mine, this is the cow farm, this is where milk is produced just like beef and leather.
Mikey: Milk, oh boy, Gretchen must've told me that nowadays milk and beef is healthy thanks to grass fed standards, by grass fed, I mean feeding grass to cows.
Gus: Oh, my goodness, Mikey, chocolate is also made from milk, Mr. Kelso is glad that milk is important for our class to drink.
Gelman: Psst, Gus, I dare you to drink milk from a cow's udder.
Gus: What! That's a terrible idea, you should drink milk from either bottles or cups.
Gelman: Come on, it's going to be fun.
Gus: Fine.
(At the cow shed)
Gelman snatched the stool from a dairy farmer.
Dairy farmer: Hey! Give me back my stool!
Then Gelman placed the stool next to the cow, and then he approached Gus and dragged him to the stool.
Gelman: Go sit on a stool and start slurping the milk from the udder.
Gus: You're the boss, but you must regret your decision.
Gus started drinking the udder milk, but he accidentally bit the udder teat, which made the cow mad, kicking his head, causing him to bleed brains out inside his skull.
Cornchip Girl: Gus, Mrs. Grotke is worried sick.
Cornchip Girl found Gus' dead body, making her scream.
Cornchip Girl: Why did that cow kick you?
Gelman: I made him drink milk from the udder, but on this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.
Cornchip Girl: Gelman, that is against LaMaise policy to drink from cow's udders, bottles and cups are OK to drink from, but not udders and faucets, I am telling Miss Finster on you.
Gelman: Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo.
Miss Finster: Theresa, what happened? Why is Gus dead?
Gelman: I made him drink milk from the udder, but on this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.
Miss Finster: Gelman, that is unacceptable, bottles and cups are OK to drink from, but not udders and faucets, when we get back to school, you're getting a 15 day suspension.
(At Gelman house)
Simon: Leo, how dare you trick Gus Griswald into drinking milk from a cow's udder?! What happened after that?
Gelman: I made him drink milk from the udder, but on this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.
Simon: Leo, that is unacceptable, bottles and cups are OK to drink from, but not udders and faucets. That's it, you're grounded for 15 days, go to your room now.
Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Gelman found himself back in his room.
Gelman: Woah, what a great dream!
Then Gelman realised something.
Gelman: Wait a minute! It's just a dream! After all, tricking Gus Griswald into drinking milk from a cow's udder is just a dream!
Suddenly, Gelman heard his dad calling.
Simon's voice: Leo, I got a call from Lieutenant Griswald! And he told me that you drank all of Gus' milk! Why did you do that?
Gelman: Uh oh! I must confess to my dad now!
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