Skeleton Crew

Greetings my CREEPY-CONSUMERS.  It is I, CREEPS, with FIVE-FESTERING-FABLES OF FRIGHT here in EDITION 65 OF CREEPS CASTLE!  Welcome back to my CASTLE.  Ha-Ha, I'll start off with a LURID-LOOK at a pair of graverobbers, who meet a SCARE-TAKER of a cemetery with a secret.  I title it...
There were two men who were digging a hole in a grave together within a graveyard up, in New England one late-August afternoon back in 1900.  It gently began to rain.  "Oh, rain has come, Chester my Friend!" one man said to the other one.  "Why, yes it has indeed Robert.  But here is the coffin" Chester responded to him.  Chester opened the coffin and saw an old skeleton in a white dress and hood.  He and Robert stole the rings off of its boney-fingers and quickly got out of the hole.  It rained more, and they hurried, filling up the hole.  "We shall return to this cemetery tomorrow Robert" Chester told him and they headed to the gate.  "Chester, the caretaker is following us" Robert proclaiimed to him, seeing an extremely old man stumbling over to them.  "Good afternoon gentlemen.  May I inquire about what you are oing with those shovels?" the old man asked them at the gate.  "Good afternoon sir.  We are gardeners just passing by this cemetery here" Chester lied to him.  "You sir are a liar.  Why, I spotted you both filling up that grave of my Wife's with dirt.  This graveyard here is Wallace Family Cemetery.  My family cemetery!  I am the caretaker of it.  You are two scoundrels defacing it.  Please leave at once!!!" the elderly man informed Chester of and ordered, angrily.  Robert and Chester quietly left and the caretaker stumbled off.  
"That old caretaker smelled horrible" Chester was saying to Robert as they drank bottles of gin together in a farmhouse.  "Yes he did have quite an odor like he was rotting" Robert agreed.  They sat at a kitchen table and Chester lit a pipe and smoked it, watching the rain out the window.  The next day, Robert and Chester returned to Wallace Family Cemetery.  "Remember our plan Robert.  If we see that caretaker, we both kill him by smashing his head in with our shovels" Chester informed him of.  "Yes indeed, Chester" he agreed.  The men went to a grave and dug into it.  "You gentlemen are in trouble now.  You two stole my Wife's rings.  And now, you are digging into the grave of my Mother and Father!" the caretaker angrily informed them.  Chester and Robert hit him in his head with their shovels then.  He gasped in pain, falling to the ground.  "The caretaker is dead" Chester told Robert, checking his pulse.  Chester and Robert went back to digging the grave of the caretaker's Parents, and finally reached the caskets.  "Once we steal any valuables from these corpses, we shall bury the caretaker's body in this grave too" Chester described to Robert.  "That sounds like a good plan my Friend" he agreed.  Robert and Chester heard the dead caretaker get to his feet and they glared out of the hole at him.  "I was already dead gentlemen" the caretaker told them and peeled his head off, revealing his rotting skull.  Chester and Robert screamed in horror at this, jumping out of the grave and running.  The skeleton of the caretaker stood in his white suspenders, overalls and yellow collared-shirt, removing his wrinkled-hands, exposing skeletal-hands.  The grave robbers ran into a home next to Wallace Family Cemetery and hid in the darkened-hallway.  
Just then, there was a scurrying behind Robert and Chester.  They turned and it was a skeleton whose bones shined a green color.  "I am the caretaker's Father gentlemen.  You both defiled our grave!" the zombie croaked in a distorted-voice.  The men screamed and ran into the study.  There was a third skeleton in a red dress standing in the room.  Its rotting-skull partially-wrapped in white bandages, three worms crawling out of its nose-hole.  "I am the caretaker's Mother, boys.  How dare you strike our Son, defile the grave of my Husband and I, and steal the rings from our dear Daughter-In-Law!!" the zombie scolded the men in an old woman's voice.  As Robert and Chester screamed more, the voice of a second old woman talked to them, saying: "and I would like my rings back please gentlemen!".  It was the skeleton of the caretaker's wife in the white dress and hood from the one grave.  Her skull shined a dead-white and her boney-digits reached into the men's pockets, retrieving her rings then.  The skeletons of both the caretaker and his father blocked the exit to the study suddenly.  "Welcome to our home, gentlemen.  We four make quite a skeleton crew eh!" the caretaker told Chester and Robert, as they shook in terror.  The four zombies then gnawed on Chester and Robert's throats, killing them.  
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, talk about a HOUSE OF HORRORS boys and girls eh!  Chester and Robert sure got themselves in a GRAVE SITUATION, especially with the caretaker's Wife who was ready to RING THEIR NECKS aha!  At least the caretaker didn't live all ABONE!