MEmE wOrLD: teh movai - a meme world movie/Cutdown

This is a version of the movie that cuts out filler scenes, just leaving a few good jokes and the overall story.
== Transcript ==
(Box Movies, Box Productions, and Meme World logos appear)
(January 18, 2019, 3am EST)
(Superintendent Chalmers and Seymour leave the house which is on fire)
Agnes Skinner: SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Seymour Skinner: No mother it's just the northern lights.
(Chalmers walks off)
Agnes: HELP! HELP! (Chalmers looks back and Seymour gives him a thumbs up, Chalmers then leaves)
Seymour: Coming! I’ll save the house!
Agnes: Not just the house! SEYMOUR THE MEME WORLD LOGO IS ON FIRE!
Seymour: What?! (He runs to see it himself)
Agnes: I can’t believe it!
Seymour: Oh no!
Agnes: Look what you did!
Seymour: I did?
Agnes: You burned the house down, so you must have burned down Meme World too!
(Meanwhile at Meme World)
SpongeBot678: EVERYONE! RUN! THE NETWORK IS ON FIRE! ALL SHOWS MUST LEAVE NOW!
Hoopla: Where’s CrazySponge?
SpongeBot678: HE’S SLEEPING!
Hoopla: Ok. AHHHHH! Wait what about EB’s Dad?
EB’s Dad: Yo I’m retired, I got better things to do then look over this place, like beating my stupid son.
(Flashback: EB is filming a YouTube video)
EB: Hello everyone, EB The Original Master here. Today I am doing a video rant on EB's Dad.
EB's Dad: Right listen here you-
(Cuts back)
Hoopla: Well crap. (Hoopla leaves)
Mr. Character: NOO!!! MY AWESOME HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!
(More characters start to run up to Bot)
Coconut Fred: My-My- My PeePee Land burnt…
Captain Pantspants: My pants burnt down, revealing my other set of pants!
Tripolar: My Switch exploded and now I can’t make any more Mario Minecraft Roleplays. Also my body is on fire as well but my content, it's ruined...
SpongeBot678: NO! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS DAMAGE!?
Agnes: SEYMOUR! YOU HAVE TO TURN YOURSELF IN!
(Everyone turns to look at Seymour)
Seymour: Uh… School dismissed?? No, no that doesn't really work here does it...
SpongeBot678: Meme Police! Meme Police!
(Ed, Edd N' Eddy theme plays, as the Meme Police vehicle is shown driving through, while the opening credits play)
(The Meme Police are at the scene of the fire)
Meme Police Narrator: The Meme Police have been called to attend the scene of a severe fire. The fire occurred at the Meme World logo, 3 AM this morning. At the scene of the fire are all the stars of Meme World's programming.
(2 officers exit the vehicle)
Meme Police Officer #1: Meme Police is filmed on location with the men and women of meme enforcement, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty by a court of moderators.
Everyone: SEYMOUR SKINNER SET THE MEME WORLD LOGO ON FIRE!
Meme Police Officer #2: Who are the moderators of Meme World?
EVERYONE: SPONGEBOT678
Captain Pantspants: And CrazySponge, but he's asleep.
Meme Police Officer #1: So where is SpongeBot?
SpongeBot678: I am here officers!
Meme Police Narrator: SpongeBot explains to the officers his opinion on the matter. But suddenly, Seymour's mother, Agnes, interrupts.
Agnes: SEYMOUR TURN YOURSELF IN, WE ALL KNOW YOU DID IT!
Seymour: I am not going to turn myself in. If you think about it, how could I set fire to a logo that’s several meters away from my house when I was in and outside the house the entire time?
Meme Police Narrator: Seymour is protesting his innocence. But the police are not believing him. Neither is SpongeBot678, a moderator of Meme World.
SpongeBot678: Do what you need to, officers.
Meme Police Officer #2: Right Seymour, you're under arrest on suspicion of burning down the Meme World logo.
Seymour: Well, at least I’m not fired.
(Chalmers pulls up)
Chalmers: You’re fired.
(Chalmers leaves)
Seymour: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meme Police Narrator: The Meme Police have arrested Seymour, and a new case has opened.
Meme Police Officer #1: Right get in the back of the vehicle.
Seymour: Ooh, it looks nice in here, look at these funny pictures.
Meme Police Officer #2: Those are wanted pictures, they are dead memes.
Seymour: Oh… (Seymour gets in the vehicle and the vehicle drives off)
Meme Police Narrator: The officers drive off with Seymour. However he still has some questions about his sentence.
Seymour: May I ask a question?
Meme Police Officer #2: Yes you may.
Seymour: How long is the sentence?
Meme Police Officer #2: Lifetime.
Seymour: WHAT! Excuse me, cease that blasphemy, whoever did this, curse you!!
(Scene cuts back to the Meme World characters)
SpongeBot678: You did a good thing Agnes, telling us it was Seymour who caused the fire.
Fred Flintstone: Hold on!
(All the characters turn to Fred)
SpongeBot678: Woah, you’re Fred Flintstone!
Fred Flintstone: How do we know for certain it was Seymour behind the fire…
SpongeBot678: Well, he did once lie about being the real Seymour Skinner, so I say it’s a fair bet he’s lying again.
Fred Flintstone: How is that proof though? Isn't it possible, he's been framed. I mean, couldn't someone else have caused the fire. Say, FDBackup?
SpongeBot678: Well- Uh, FDBackup doesn't do much to Meme World other than occasionally vandalising the network. Don’t think he's smart enough to set the network's logo on fire. Besides, all framings aren’t real. They’re just made up for (coughs) “reality” shows.
Meme Police Narrator: …
SpongeBot678: Have you seen any real framings in a while?
Fred Flintstone: Uh, well…
SpongeBot678: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Fred Flintstone: Fine. You win for now. But uh- LOOK! The Meme World logo is still on fire.
(Camera turns to show a very melted Meme World logo)
SpongeBot678: OMGOOPS I FORGOT!
(Red Flanders shows up)
Red Flanders: Don’t diddly worry, people. I know what we need to diddly do. (picks up Pampers) MEME WORLD STAR SACRIFICE!
Pampers: What are you doing?
(Red Flanders throws Pampers towards the Meme World logo, Pampers goes up in flames and the fire gets even worse)
Pampers: Ow.
Red Flanders: Blech. (picks up -2 Year Olds Only block) MEME WORLD BLOCK SACRIFICE.
-2 Year Olds Only block: (gets up) I didn’t sign up for this. Come on guys we’re leaving. (The block leaves along with a bunch of Fortnite YouTubers)
SpongeBot678: FLANDERS STOP THE FIRE GOT EVEN WORSE. AND YOU KILLED PAMPERS. AND NOW WE HAVE TO REPLACE -2 YEAR OLDS ONLY!
Red Flanders: Hey at least I didn’t summon the Meme World Demon.
SpongeBot678: That’s just an urban legend Flanders.
Fred Flintstone: Actually some studies claim, if you sacrifice a Meme World- (Red Flanders covers his mouth)
Red Flanders: Silly Flintstone. (uncovers his mouth and checks watch) Oh is it that time already? I think I should diddly go. (leaves)
SpongeBot678: Okay I called the Fire Department, they’ll deal with the fire.
Captain Pantspants: You don’t think Red Flanders was trying to summon the Meme World Demon, do you Bot?
SpongeBot678: Why would he do that? He’s our friend.
(cuts to Fred with Barney)
Fred Flintstone: Hmm…
Barney: What's wrong Freddy?
Fred: Barney, isn't it odd how Red Flanders suddenly did that sacrifice when the logo was still burning? I feel like he caused the fire, and he did the sacrifice to summon the Meme World Demon, who is then going to kill us all and then he'll.. He'll...
Barney: He will what, Fred?
Fred: I don't know, I haven't gotten that far yet. We need to get a crew together to do some independent investigating. We can't get distracted. We have to start our crew elsewhere.
(camera goes close up to the fire, Pampers' corpse can be seen on the floor, while a demon is seen coming out of the fire)
Demon: It's about time. (the demon possesses Pampers' body, Pampers stand up with hyperrealistic blood as his eyes)
Pampers: I am going to change Meme World for the better. (evil laugh)
(camera cuts to a fire engine driving up to the Meme World logo)
(the firemen enter the scene, to put out the fire)
Fireman 1: We are here to put out the Meme World Fire.
Mr. Character: Where is CrazySponge?
Patrick: It seems to be 9 am EST now. He should be up by now.
Mr. Character: How did time move so fast?
SpongeBot678: I’ll go check on him. (leaves)
(SpongeBot678 goes into CrazySponge’s room)
SpongeBot678: Wake UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
(He turns on the lights, but no one is there)
SpongeBot678: Uh, CrazySponge? (He goes around his entire house) CrazySponge? Hello?
(He goes back to the location of the fire)
SpongeBot678: How strange, CrazySponge is nowhere to be found…
(Camera goes to Fred & Barney in a secret hideout)
Fred: Alright Barney, I have invited some people to join our crew to find out who really caused the fire.
Barney: Nice Fred. I am sure you picked some great people.
Fred: Alright, guys you can come in now. (a bunch of characters enter)
Barney: Uhm…
Fred: First we have Funky Kong.
Funky Kong: Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!
Fred: Then we have Jon Arbuckle from Garfield.
Jon Arbuckle: I feed my cat an entire lasagna everyday.
Fred: Old Man Jenkins from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Old Man Jenkins: Hello.
Fred: And finally, Santa.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! It’s January, why am I here?
Barney: (blinks) Well, uhm, that’s certainly a crew you got going there Freddy.
Fred: Now we can find out the person behind the Meme World fire. Alright gang, let’s go interrogate Red Flanders first.
Barney: But where does he live, Freddy?
Fred: In the fiery pits of hell, of course.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! What?! I’m like 99% ice, I can’t survive!
Fred: Oh… You can leave then.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. (leaves)
Fred: Well, I guess we need another crew member. But who could that be?
Jon: I’m gonna walk outside and ask if anyone wants to join.
(Jon walks outside)
Jon: HEY WHO WANTS TO JOIN OUR SECRET CREW?
Mr. Character: Secret crew you say? I’m in.
Patrick: Oh oh! Me too!
Jon: But we only need one other person.
Patrick: We’re a team.
Jon: Fine. You guys are in.
Patrick: Just a warning, I smell a bit bad.
???: DID SOMEONE SAY SMELL? I SMELL LOTS OF THINGS!
Jon: Oh no.
(Suddenly, P**isMan jumps into the scene)
P**isMan: I SMELL AN-
Patrick: No you can’t say that word in the cinemas.
P**isMan: Oh. Well can I join whatever you guys are doing?
Jon: Y’know what, sure.
(They walk back inside)
Fred: So Jon, did you find a replaceme- WHAT!?
Mr. Character: Hi I am Mr. Character.
Patrick: My name's not Rick.
P**isMan: My name is P(censor bleep)isMan. My bodacious pe-.
Fred: (sigh) Jon, we only needed one more person.
Jon: Come on, they’re so cute.
Mr. Character: What is this for?
Funky Kong: Dudes, it’s to find out who this funky dude that lit up the most funky and lit fire on that bodacious Meme World logo!
Patrick: Wait, I thought that was Seymour.
Mr. Character: Yeah, who else could it be? Why would Agnes frame him? Why would SpongeBot678 lie to the officers? WHO AM I ASKING THESE QUESTIONS TO? AM I GOING INSANE?!
Fred: Well Mr. Character, is there any evidence Seymour did it?
Mr. Character: Well. No. But he did burn down his own house-
Fred: Accidentally. And does Seymour have any good reason to burn the Meme World logo?
Mr. Character: Well, yes but actually- OH MY GOD HE’S INNOCENT!
Fred: Anyway, the first suspect we are going to speak to is Red Flanders. There are several Meme World theories regarding a “Meme World Demon” one theory is, if you throw a Meme World star in a fire on the Meme World logo, you can summon the demon, who then possesses the body of the star. And he did throw Pampers into the fire.
Mr. Character: That’s confusing. Didn’t he also try to throw a programming block in the fire though?
Fred: He did indeed, it is possible he was trying to summon other demons as well. But I don’t know, we’ll just have to go to hell and ask I guess.
Patrick: Oh boy, I’m going to hell!
Mr. Character: ROAD TRIP!
Funky Kong: Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch us all straight to hell.
(They all jump in)
Funky Kong: Seatbelts dudes, time to ride on our radical magic school bus, so funky!
(They fly off to hell)
Funky Kong: Ok dudes, we’re in hell now. Look how lit this place is! Funky!
Mr. Character: So where does Red Flanders live?
Fred: Red Flanders should live...right in front of us!
(They look up to see his house)
Fred: How convenient.
(inside his house, Red Flanders is playing chess with a demon)
Red Flanders: Do you even know how to play Chess?
Demon: No.
Fred: Stop right there, Red Flanders!
Red Flanders: AAA! YOU’RE ON MY PRIVATE PROPERTY! GUARD! COME HERE!
(A giant guard with shining armour comes up to everyone)
Mr. Character: Uh...hello?
(The guard takes off its mask)
Micheal Stevens: Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here. Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? A “banana” toy, from the year 42069.
P**isMan: I like this.
Micheal Stevens: I can’t say what it actually is, don’t wanna get demonetized! But, what is demonetization?
(Music starts playing, Micheal turns into a giant head, and brings everyone onto a board with tons of logical equations on it)
Mr. Character: Ok, now I’m scared.
Micheal Stevens: Why can’t I be allowed to say 18+ things? Freedom of speech, remember? I can say these things. Or can I?
(The ground starts to shake, with rocks falling onto the crew’s heads)
Fred: We should probably- ow- get out of here!
Micheal Stevens: The constitution was written in 1775. That was like, 200 years ago. 200 seems like a big number of years, but really, it’s small in the amount of years the universe existed. But who created the universe?
(The ground starts to fall apart)
Micheal Stevens: Was it a big bang? Or was it the heavens? If that’s the case, then there’s also hell. The devil, satan as he is called. But that’s a lie. His true name...Red Flanders. Respect his wishes...and get out. And as always, thanks for watching.
(it cuts back to Red Flanders’ house)
Fred: What the hell was that?
Old Man Jenkins: I’ve seen a lot in my day, and that has to be one of the strangest.
Red Flanders: Oh it was just a diddly devilish trick to make you guys leave me alone, which YOU SHOULD DIDDLY DO!
Fred: Okay, Flanders, stop playing games with us just because you want to be ignored-
Red Flanders: What the diddly hell do you guys want from me? I’m just playing chess.
Fred: Why did you cause the fire?
Red Flanders: I diddly didn’t. I was just using the fire to summon the Meme World Demon. OH DAMMIT!
Fred: So, you didn’t cause the fire, but you did summon the Meme World Demon?
Red Flanders: Well yes, I did summon the demon. He’s right here!
Pampers: HEY GUYS!
(the crew scream)
Red Flanders: Sorry, I didn’t get to summon your other demon friends, little guy. That darn SpongeBot678 stopped me. But now, you can summon dead memes, and change Meme World for the better!
Fred: WITHDRAW CREW! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Funky: THIS IS SO NOT FUNKY!
(DK Rap starts to play)
Old Man Jenkins: I’m old and can’t run.
Mr. Character: I got you! (He picks him up)
Patrick: And I got you! (He picks Mr. Character up)
Jon: Y’know, hell isn't so bad.
(Jon’s face catches on fire)
Jon: Nevermind, I’ll run with you guys.
(they run out of Red Flanders' house)
Mr. Character: How do we get home?
Funky Kong: I know dudes, we'll do my fishing challenge! (gets a fishing rod and casts it into a pool of lava)
Fred: I don't think that will work.
Funky Kong: Ooh, I got a bite. (suddenly starts flying upwards) DUDES START FISHING!
(A bunch of fishing rods fall)
Fred: FISH! (everybody casts their rods and flies upwards)
(everyone is back in their secret base)
Fred: How did that work?
Mr. Character: Remember, cartoon logic.
Fred: Oh right… Anyway. We know Red Flanders didn't do it, I mean if he were to lie about the fire, he wouldn't have told us about the demon either. Speaking of that, Mr. Character, Patrick, can you please go back to the Meme World, and warn them about the demon.
Mr. Character: What if they don't believe us?
Fred: Oh come on, if it wasn't for Meme Police, you would be the only source of revenue for mXD, Mr. Character. They are going to believe you.
Mr. Character: I guess.
Fred: Oh, but don't tell them about our secret society. Because otherwise, we'll have the Meme Police on us.
Mr. Character: Got it, come on Patrick. (leaves)
Patrick: Stay off the vsauce kids! (follows Mr. Character)
Barney: So if it wasn't Flanders, who else could it be, Freddy?
Fred: Hmm… Who hates Meme World more than anybody else? Who has constantly tried to sabotage Meme World's name… Of course. Crew, our next suspect is… FDBackup!
(Scene cuts to the Meme World fire)
Fireman #1: Well guys the fire is all gone.
(the characters all look at the damage caused)
Everyone: Woah!
(Mr. Character and Patrick show up)
Mr. Character: Hey guys. Woah… Look at my awesome house! My house!
Patrick: NO!!!!
SpongeBot678: Alright, listen up guys. I know this looks bad. But we can recover.
Mr. Character: Can I just say something?
SpongeBot678: Of course.
Mr. Character: Alright, so you know how Red Flanders threw Pampers into the fire. Well, me and Patrick went to hell and found out, that Red Flanders summoned a demon who possessed Pampers' body and is going to summon dead memes and change Meme World!
Patrick: Yeah the secret society found out.
Mr. Character: Yea- PATRICK!
SpongeBot678: What did you say Patrick?
Mr. Character: No please.
Patrick: Well Fred and Barney started a secret society to find out who was behind the fire.
Mr. Character: No!
SpongeBot678: (gets out phone and calls Meme Police) Hello Meme Police, we have a new case.
Mr. Character: Oh, no no no!
(Scene goes to the crew outside of the new imagine headquarters, a small cabin with a satellite on the roof)
Fred: Here we are, Imagine headquarters. (knocks on the door, monkeys can be heard from inside, FD opens the door)
FD: Well, if it isn't Fred Flintstone, and some other people. Come in.
(they enter to find a bunch of monkeys trying to run the broadcast system, a Windows XP computer)
Funky: Dudes, this station is funky.
Fred: Wow. I guess you don't have much money, huh FD.
FD: Oh no, what are you talking about? This channel is run on the best technology. (the computer blows up and a monkey controlling the computer runs out screaming) Oh dear, it looks like the CPU blew up again. Anyway what's up?
Fred: FD, remember Meme World?
FD: Ah, yes, Meme World. I hate them and their "Picture Sundays".
Fred: Did you hear about the Meme World logo fire?
FD: Yes, I compliment whoever did it, I wish I was them.
Fred: Yes well. Wait what?
FD: Oh, you thought I caused it. Don't be silly, I may try to vandalise the network the odd occasion, sure, but I am not at all smart enough to set it on fire, no.
Fred: Hmm… How do we know you're not lying?
FD: Monkeys, get the CCTV tape for 3 AM EST this morning. (a monkey picks up the tape and puts it in a TV, the tape shows him asleep in bed as the monkeys try to run the channel)
Fred: Well, uhm, you could've edited that.
FD: How would I know how to do that?
Fred: (screams in anger) If you didn't do it who else could've done it?
FD: How about you answer that question, outside of my headquarters?
Fred: Fine… Come on crew, we're leaving.
(The crew is shown leaving)
FD: So long, hope you visit soon!
Fred: Not likely.
(Everyone has left and FD closes the door, the scene stays in the headquarters, FD is shown entering the basement of the headquarters)
FD: Let me turn on the lights. (he turns on the lights to show CrazySponge is tied to a chair in the basement) How you doing, CrazySponge?
CrazySponge: MMMMmmmMM! (Holds up middle finger)
FD: Woah, gotta censor that! I'm underage remember?
CrazySponge: (incoherent swearing)
FD: Monkeys get the soap!
CrazySponge: (screams)
(scene goes to the Meme Police at Meme World)
Meme Police Narrator: The Meme Police have been called to Meme World.
Meme Police Officer #1: Meme Police is filmed on location with the men and women of meme enforcement, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty, by a court of moderators.
SpongeBot678: Hi officers. Patrick just said to me there is a secret society trying to prove Seymour is innocent.
Meme Police Officer #2: Okay we'll find out more about it.
Meme Police Narrator: The officers now have a new case to deal with. I am getting bored. I am going to go smoke some exes. Good stuff. Wait is this microphone still recording?
SpongeBot678: Alright. Ok everyone, now let's get to Meme World Previews.
(The scene zooms out showing the Meme World Demon has been watching them from his secret lair)
Pampers: Yes. And it will be the last Meme World Previews you will be having. (evil laugh)
(he gets out a crystal ball)
Pampers: I want to summon some dead memes.
Ugandan Knuckles: (in the crystal ball) Do you know da wae?
Pampers: Wow. That's pretty dead.
(a compilation of dead memes play in the crystal ball, eventually the crystal ball explodes and a bunch of dead memes appear with the demon)
Pampers: Alright guys, we have a network to take over.
(back to the crew)
Fred: So it wasn’t FD, and it wasn’t Red Flanders. Who else could it be?
Barney: Are we sure FD wasn’t lying?
Fred: Oh please, if it was FD he would’ve been bragging about it.
Old Man Jenkins: Maybe it was Seymour.
Fred: Maybe. Or maybe it was an inside job done by an employee.
Barney: Maybe it wasn’t done on purpose at all, maybe the logo just overheated.
Funky: Maybe all these unfunky suspect dudes were actually all working together.
Fred: Maybe we'll never find the real answer.
Barney: Wait Freddy, doesn't Meme World have security cameras?
Fred: I think so, why?
Barney: So all we need to do is get the security tapes and we'll have proof of who burned the Meme World logo.
Fred: Barney, you're a genius! Why didn't I think of that?
Funky: But dudes, how do we get those funky security tapes without those not so funky security guard dudes seeing us?
Fred: Well we could just sneak in late at night, I mean we're violating the laws of Meme World anyway so.
Jon: But where are the security tapes?
Fred: Supposedly, there's something called "The Meme World Vault" not too far away from the Meme World logo. It's not known where exactly it is. But we can go there at night and see if we can find the vault.
(back to Meme World, night is starting to fall)
SpongeBot678: Looks like everything is getting back to normal. Wait a minute, WHERE HAS PAMPERS’ BODY GONE? (looks by the Meme World logo) IT USED TO BE RIGHT HERE!
Captain Pantspants: THE MEME WORLD DEMON IS REAL, MR. CHARACTER AND PATRICK WERE RIGHT! (screams)
SpongeBot678: Meh, it’s probably nothing. I’ll just make another Pampers. Where the hell is CrazySponge? He never goes out for this long.
Hoopla: Maybe he’s on holiday at my Fantastic Beach!
SpongeBot678: Get out.
Hoopla: Okay.. HEY WATCH HOOPLA’S FANTASTIC BEACH ON BOX PRODUCTIONS!
SpongeBot678: SECURITY!
Hoopla: IT’S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SHOW! (screams and then gets tackled to the floor by security)
SpongeBot678: Hmm, maybe CrazySponge will be back tomorrow. Anyway, (yawns) I think it's time we called it a day here at Meme World. Hey security, make yourself useful and start monitoring the logo to make sure nobody sneaks in, or sets it on fire. Everybody's free to leave for the night! (he leaves and all other characters walk off)
(The security guards lock up the Meme World logo)
Security guard #1: You wanna go eat? There's a new pizza place in Meme World.
Security guard #2: Sure. (they leave, the crew then show up)
Barney: So where do you think the vault is, Freddy?
Fred: I am not sure. It could be anywhere.
Jon: Could be hidden under the logo.
Funky: Dudes, the funky vault could be inside.
Fred: Hmm… (suddenly a closed white trapdoor appears from under Fred's feet)
Barney: What's that, Freddy?
Fred: What? (looks down) Oh. (steps off and the other crew members look at it)
Barney: Looks like a trapdoor.
Fred: (tries to open it) It's locked. (a keypad appears)
Barney: Ugh, we don't know the code.
Fred: I think I do. (types "420" in the keypad, and the trapdoor opens)
Barney: How did you know that?
Fred: It's Meme World.
Barney: I see. (looks down the trapdoor to see a stepladder going further down)
Fred: We're going down, crew. (they start going down)
(scene cuts to SpongeBot678 with the broadcast team)
SpongeBot678: Okay, so everything is on autopilot, and there's not going to be any faults or whatever?
Broadcast Team Member: Yep. (SpongeBot's phone rings, playing The Flintstone Kids theme)
SpongeBot678: Excuse me one second. (SpongeBot checks his phone and there's a notification saying "Unidentified entry to The Meme World Vault") Okay good job team. You're free to leave. (the broadcast team leave and SpongeBot calls someone) Hello, Meme Police, someone's invaded The Meme World Vault.
(the crew have all gone down the ladder, except Old Man Jenkins who is stuck on one of the steps, the other members are now in a long corridor with white walls and doors leading into other rooms)
Fred: Woah.
Old Man Jenkins: Help. (he falls into the vault, landing on his back) Ow, my back.
Everyone: Wow.
P**isMan: They got a room for episode tapes.
Barney: Tapes for Meme World Specials.
Fred: (pointing) There's the security tape room!
(scene shows the security room door is open)
Barney: Why is the door open?
(the crew look into the room, there's a strange person inside stealing CCTV tapes)
Person: Stealing tapes by order of the Meme Council. Stealing tapes by order of the Meme Council.
Barney: (whispering) He's stealing the tapes.
Fred: (to the person) What are you doing? (the person starts running off)
(the person is holding the tapes, and the crew are trying to chase after them, Old Man Jenkins is struggling to keep up)
Old Man Jenkins: Help I am old and can't run.
(SpongeBot678 and a Meme Police Officer are by the vault trapdoor)
Meme Police Officer: What's the code?
SpongeBot678: No, don't use the code, everybody knows the code, it's only really there for intruders to use, because when a code is typed in I get a notification on my phone. Everybody who is allowed to use the vault have these cards. (hovers his card over the door, it opens, and they walk down to the vault)
(the scene goes back to the crew running, there's no sign of the person, they stop to see the tapes all on the floor along with a card)
Fred: We lost him.
Barney: Wait Freddy, where's Old Man Jenkins? (Old Man Jenkins shows up struggling to breathe)
Old Man Jenkins: You young boys need to respect your elders!
Barney: What's that card for Freddy?
Fred: Hmm… (picks up card) "Meme Council are allowed to access The Meme World Vault." Hmm… Well at least we have the tapes.
Meme Police Officer: This is the Meme Police!
(the crew turn around and see a Meme Police Officer with SpongeBot678)
Jon: Uh oh.
Fred: Guys, there was someone in here stealing security tapes. They left this card. (gives the card to SpongeBot)
SpongeBot678: This is the card for the Meme Council. They used to practically own Meme World back in August 2018. I am sure they were taking the security footage for good reason.
Fred: But you don’t understand! I think they were the ones behind the fire!
SpongeBot678: Why would they do that? They are really good people, I started the council-
Fred: Have you done anything for them recently?
SpongeBot678: Not really… But that still doesn’t mean they would want to set the Meme World logo on fire.
Meme Police Narrator: The officer asks SpongeBot if this is the secret society the Meme Police started an investigation for.
SpongeBot678: Patrick said Fred and Barney started the crew. Both are here so I think it is safe to assume this is the secret society. Do whatever you want officer.
Meme Police Officer: (over the police radio) I got Fred and Barney’s secret society detained, there are 6 people in total, including Fred and Barney, can I have assistance please, they are in The Meme World Vault.
SpongeBot678: While I have you here. Can you start another case? CrazySponge has been missing for ages, I am getting really worried.
Meme Police Officer: (sighs) Sure… (over the police radio) Also CrazySponge has gone missing so we need to find him too. WHAT KIND OF SECRET SOCIETY IS THIS FRED?
Fred: I know, I should’ve got Crazy Frog too…
(more Meme Police Officers show up to get the crew out)
Meme Police Officer #2: We’re here to help get the society to the station.
SpongeBot678: You guys got here fast.
Meme Police Officer #1: Right guys, you’re all under arrest under suspicion of burglary and running an unofficial investigation to prove Seymour innocent. Where’s the exit to this place?
SpongeBot678: Right in front of us. Look how convenient that is.
(the police take the crew away, and SpongeBot leaves, the tapes are left behind on the ground)
(the scene cuts to above ground and Mr. Character is seen with his card going to The Meme World Vault trapdoor, he uses his card and the door opens, the scene then goes to Mr. Character walking through the vault, he is near to where the Meme Police were previously)
Mr. Character: Now where is that boring documentary I watch when I am struggling to sleep? (he sees the security tapes left on the ground) Hmm… What are these? Oh wait, I know what these are. These are the unedited tapes for that Mr. Character’s Awesome House episode SpongeBot wouldn’t let air. Well jokes on him, now I can watch it again! (picks up the tapes and leaves)
(cuts to the Meme Police Station)
Meme Police Narrator: The society have been taken to the station. And are just about to be interrogated by PC Kermit Acrime.
(in the interrogation room with Fred)
Kermit Acrime: Alright Fred. Why did you start this society?
Fred: Because I know Seymour was innocent. I have a feeling the Meme Council were behind the fire. Mostly just because I heard someone say “Meme Council” in that room.
(in the interrogation room with Barney)
Kermit Acrime: Alright Barney. Why did you join this society?
Barney: Because Seymour was innocent. How could he set fire to a logo far away from his home? And why would he, does he have any good reason?
Meme Police Narrator: The rest of the society, all gave the same answer.
(in the interrogation room with Fred)
Kermit Acrime: Alright Fred. Why did you try to steal the security tapes from The Meme World Vault?
Fred: Well, if I watched them it would be the undeniable proof I needed to prove Seymour was innocent.
Meme Police Narrator: The rest of the society, all gave the same answer. And after a long interrogation Kermit Acrime, takes them to their cell.
(they are all outside Seymour’s cell)
Kermit Acrime: Right, you’re all going to be sharing Seymour’s cell. This is your prison guard, Bart.
Bart: eat pant
Fred: Ew.
(Kermit Acrime opens the cell and Seymour is still passed out after seeing Bart, the society all enter the cell, Kermit slams the cell and Seymour wakes up)
Seymour: What are you all in for?
Fred: We were trying to prove you were innocent.
Seymour: Wow, finally people with logic. Tell me everything you found out.
Barney: Well we learned that Red Flanders summoned a Meme World Demon.
Fred: And then we were trying to watch the security tapes and someone from the Meme Council was trying to steal them too.
Seymour: Wow, bad times for Meme World, huh.
Funky: This is totally not funky, dudes.
(scenes goes to Mr. Character’s Awesome House, he puts the first tape in)
Mr. Character: I am so excited.
(plays the tape, it shows the outside of the Meme World logo)
Mr. Character: Wait, this isn’t the banned Mr. Character’s Awesome House episode. It’s some security footage.
(the tape then shows the Meme Council driving up to the logo with gasoline)
Mr. Character: Wait, what?
(the tapes goes to static, he puts the second one in and plays it, it shows CrazySponge waking up in the night and leaving his room, the tape then goes to static)
Mr. Character: Do I dare watch the next one? Curiosity always wins!
(puts the next tape in, it shows CrazySponge going down to the outside of the Meme World logo, being instantly tackled to the ground by the Meme Council, the tape goes to static)
Mr. Character: Okay. (breathes) Only two more tapes left.
(puts the next tape in, it shows an Imagine truck showing up, a bunch of monkeys come out from the back, take CrazySponge and throws him into the back of the vehicle, the vehicle then drives off and the tape goes to the static)
Mr. Character: FD HAS CRAZYSPONGE HOSTAGE?!
(he puts the last tape in, it shows the Meme World logo is covered in gasoline, the Meme Council members then set it alight with matches, and run off quickly, the tapes goes to static)
Mr. Character: Oh my god…
(Cuts to FD at Imagine HQ)
FD: Alright monkeys, I replaced the CPU. (The monkeys all set up the broadcasting system again, FD goes down the basement) I am going to just check on CrazySponge. WHO'S NOT THERE! (CrazySponge has escaped, FD spots a door leading to a staircase) WHO PUT AN EXIT HERE?!
(CrazySponge is shown running)
CrazySponge: I'm coming Meme World!
(FD drops down)
FD: Stop right there! How did you escape?
CrazySponge: I ate the ropes. Tastes like Cheerios, in a way. Hey, is your headquarters on fire?!
FD: WHAT?! (CrazySponge runs off again) Wow. (the headquarters is actually on fire)
(the Meme Council are shown showing up to the Meme World logo)
Meme Council Member: We're here to take back Meme World!
(the Meme World Demon shows up with a group of dead memes)
Pampers: Who the hell are you?
Meme Council Member: We're the Meme Council, we're here to take over Meme World. Who are you?
Pampers: I'm the Meme World Demon, we are also here to take over Meme World, I know the words that can cause a Memepocalypse on Meme World.
Meme Council Member: Prove it.
Pampers: Watch me. In an alternate universe where technology is far more advanced than it is now, a series of “Admins” are able to hack and take over the entire world. (a thunderstorm starts over Meme World) Some nice, others, corrupt. (lightning strikes, setting the Meme World logo on fire again) In this dark world, people write fanfiction to distract them from the real world.
SpongeBot678: What is happening?!
(Mr. Character's Awesome House falls to the ground)
Pampers: If they are on the Admins’ good side, they can become weak/powerful “Mods”.
Mr. Character: MY HOUSE FELL DOWN! (a huge earthquake happens causing all the Meme World sets to fall down)
Pampers: One day, a group of people decide they’ve had enough of this. (A bunch of demons from Hell appear, along with Red Flanders)
Red Flanders: Yes! YES!
Pampers: They have a plan to bring their creations to life. (the dead memes invade Meme World)
Captain Pantspants: IT'S THE MEMEPOCALYPSE!
Pampers: The problem is, they’re all an absolute dingus. (more lightning strikes and all of Meme World is on fire)
SpongeBot678: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Red Flanders: That's the Meme World Demon! He's here to change the network for the diddly better!
Mr. Character: I warned you Bot.
SpongeBot678: But, I thought he was an urban legend.
(the Meme Council show up to Bot)
SpongeBot678: Ah, Meme Council, you came to help save Meme World!
Meme Council Member: Actually.
Meme Council Member #2: No, don't we're winning.
Meme Council Member: Come on, it's the Memepocalypse. We have to be honest.
SpongeBot678: What's going on?
Meme Council Member: Well. We're not here to help you. We were going to take over your network too.
SpongeBot678: WHAT?!
Mr. Character: Of course they are. They caused the fire.
Captain Pantspants: I thought Seymour caused the fire.
Mr. Character: No he didn’t. The Meme Council, did, CrazySponge saw them do it, and Imagine took him hostage.
SpongeBot678: Prove it.
Mr. Character: Hey Demon, can you get us a tape machine I forgot what they were called? (a TV magically appears with a VCR, Mr. Character puts the tapes in, showing the Meme Council put gasoline on the logo, CrazySponge being kidnapped, and the Meme World logo getting on fire, the tapes end)
SpongeBot678: But. I thought that… You know, I thought.
Mr. Character: Bot, you got Seymour, a completely innocent person arrested, with no evidence that he caused the fire whatsoever.
SpongeBot678: Oh, what have I done? And by now, his house is probably gone since the Meme Police arrested him before he got time to save his own house!
Mr. Character: Indeed, and when the crew tried to prove Seymour was innocent, you got them arrested too! You were being like a dictator. And look where that got us? The end of Meme World is happening right now!
SpongeBot678: You're right. I'm a terrible owner. I got to go! (he throws his card into a fire and runs off)
Captain Pantspants: Damn. Who's going to run Meme World now?
Pampers: I will! (evil laugh, as a bunch of dead memes start recording themselves, while it is playing live on Meme World)
Captain Pantspants: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(the scene cuts to the crew and Seymour asleep in their cell, an officer opens the cell and they wake up)
Seymour: Is it breakfast already?
Meme Police Officer: No. SpongeBot678 dropped the charges. You’re free to go. But I would not recommend going to Meme World. There’s some sort of apocalypse going on or something.
Fred: Uh oh…
Seymour: Whatever, I can tell Chalmers this and go back to being principal without Bart Simpson.
Meme Police Officer: Oh yeah, Bart, you’re going back to school tomorrow.
Bart: eat pant skinner
Seymour: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney: Freddy, if SpongeBot dropped the charges, then that means-
Fred: We must save Meme World!
Barney: Yeah.
Fred: Let’s go crew! (the crew leaves the cell, Seymour is talking to the Meme Police Officer)
Seymour: Please officer, I have committed so many crimes! You’ve got to leave me here! Please!
(the scene cuts to the Meme World Demon talking to everyone in Meme World)
Pampers: I have finally won! Meme World is finally mine! I can’t believe it’s happening!
Captain Pantspants: Not so fast! I am gonna save Meme World, right everyone? (everyone shakes their head) What do you mean, no?
Pampers: (evil laugh) You don’t even have the support from your friends!
Captain Pantspants: Come on, guys! I can do it.
Bob the Tomato: What’s your plan then, Captain Pantspants?
Captain Pantspants: I. I have no idea but I am sure I can do it!
Pampers: (evil laugh) You know. I like you Mr. Pantspants
Captain Pantspants: Why thank you Pampers, I mean Meme World Demon!
Pampers: How about, I give you a brand new show on mXD, Mondays at 8 PM!
Mr. Character: Hey, that’s the slot for Mr. Character’s Awesome House!
Pampers: Not anymore, it’s not! The show will be reran everyday! Almost every second! The people will be calling mXD “the Captain Pantspants channel!”
Mr. Character: The people are calling mXD “the Mr. Character channel!” Wait a minute.
Pampers: And there will be loads of merchandise, Pantspants shirts, Pantspants mugs, even the bricks used for houses will have Captain Pantspants on them!
Mr. Character: (screams) Don’t do it! It’s a trap!
Pampers: Just sign this contract! (hands him a contract)
Mr. Character: DON’T SIGN IT! (he signs it)
Pampers: Hey guys, meet my friend!
Captain Pantspants: He said I’m his friend! (a fire rises from behind Pampers and a demon possesses Pantspants)
Pampers: His name is Carl! (Pantspants’ eyes become hyper realistic blood) But you might know him as the Meme World Programming Block Demon! (everyone screams, Pampers laughs)
Pampers: Well, I guess I am gonna go take a short nap. In SpongeBot's room! (evil laugh, he and the Meme World Programming Block Demon disappears)
(the crew are shown driving up to the Meme World logo, which has loads of police tape outside and 2 officers in front of it)
Jon: Are you sure we should go in there?
Fred: Why not? Even if we can’t save Meme World a Memepocalypse will be fun to watch, in some way or another.
Jon: Fair enough. (the crew leave the car, and head towards the Meme World logo)
Meme Police Officer #1: I wouldn’t go in there if I was you.
Fred: Well, can we go in, please?
Meme Police Officer #1: Are you sure you would like to go in there?
Meme Police Officer #2: Yeah, there is a literal apocalypse going on in there.
Fred: We’re sure!
Meme Police Officer #1: Well, go in, and please, ask the demon what will happen to our show!
Fred: Of course. (the crew enter Meme World)
(The camera pans across Meme World, showing fires, crashed cars, and Meme World characters running around in circles)
Fred: Wow. This looks terrible.
Barney: What are we going to do, Freddy?
Fred: I don't know yet.
(it starts raining blood)
Fred: Ew. It's raining blood.
Jon: (gets his tongue out) Mmm. Chocolate blood.
Fred: Wait. It's a Memepocalypse why is it raining blood?
(All the blood gets together and creates a Ugandan Knuckles robot)
Ugandan Knuckles Robot: do u know da wae?
Fred: Run crew! Run! (the crew start running with the robot chasing them)
Ugandan Knuckles Robot: Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! (the crew hide in a convenience store)
Fred: I think we lost him!
Mr. Character: Hi guys! (the crew screams)
Fred: What are you doing here?
Mr. Character: Hiding from the memepocalypse.
Barney: What even is this place?
Mr. Character: Oh, this is the “mememart mini.” It’s a convenience store. There is also the “mememart” which is a supermarket.
Fred: Wow.
Barney: So how are we going to save Meme World, Freddy?
Fred: I don't know.
Fred: Where even is SpongeBot?
Mr. Character: (eating a chocolate bar he found on one of the shelves) Oh. (swallows) He ran off somewhere after I said he wasn't helping.
Fred: Oh. What about CrazySponge?
Mr. Character: Oh Imagine has him hostage-
Fred: THEY WHAT?!
Mr. Character: I was watching the security footage, and he saw the Meme Council start the fire and an Imagine truck came and took him away.
Fred: That lying (censor bleep).
(CrazySponge is running towards the Meme World logo)
CrazySponge: Gotta save Meme World! Gotta save Meme World! (he is right outside the police tape when he is stopped by the Meme Police)
Meme Police Officer #1: Stop right there! There's a Memepocalypse going on in there!
CrazySponge: A WHAT?!
Meme Police Officer #1: A Memepocalypse! We're sending in the Armed Meme Police now!
(An Armed Meme Police car is driving in Meme World, an officer exits)
Armed Meme Police Officer: This is the Armed Meme Police! All suspects are shot whether they are innocent or guilty! Now where is the demon? (Pampers shows up behind him)
Pampers: The who? (the officer screams) Alright enough napping. It's time for more fun!
Armed Meme Police Officer: Not if I have anything to say about it! (shoots Pampers multiple times but nothing happens)
Pampers: You really think it's that easy. (he lifts the officer in the air like Darth Vader and throws him out of Meme World)
CrazySponge: Ugh, you guys are incompitent. Just let me up and do boom botta’ bang.
Meme Police Officer #1: Well. I mean if you really want to.
CrazySponge: I must.
Meme Police Officer #2: Go in. Go on before it's too late.
Meme Police Officer #1: Save your network!
CrazySponge: I'm going to save Meme World!
Meme Police Officer #1 and #2: YAY! (CrazySponge enters the Meme World logo)
(CrazySponge is in Meme World looking at the state Meme World is in)
CrazySponge: o. (suddenly three doors show up in front of him) What the? (he opens the first one, the Big Chungus clip plays)
Big Chungus: That’ll hold him alright. (laughs)
CrazySponge: AAAA! (he slams the door shut, and opens the second one, it’s just a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles clucking) AAAAAAAA! (he slams it shut and opens the third one, it appears to be nothing, but then it goes to static and a Bad Luck Brian meme flashes) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (he slams the door shut and Pampers appears)
Pampers: (evil laugh) Look who finally decided to show up!
CrazySponge: Pampers what are you doing?
Pampers: I am not Pampers. I'm the Meme World Demon using Pampers' body.
CrazySponge: o
Meme Council Member: Wait, how did you escape from Imagine headquarters?
CrazySponge: I have my ways. You guys are going to regret the day you tried to rule Meme World. I will save the channel! (Pampers picks him up)
Pampers: I am sure you will! (throws him across, he lands in the mememart mini)
Fred: You’re alive!
CrazySponge: What are you all doing here?
Fred: Well, you see, Seymour was framed for causing the fire. So, we all worked together to try to find who really caused the fire!
Barney: And it was the Meme Council.
Fred: Did we ever find out why the Meme Council did it?
CrazySponge: Hmm… I think we should find that out, after we destroy the demon.
Jon: How are we going to do that?
Fred: I guess we need Bot to help us.
CrazySponge: Where is Bot anyway?
(scene cuts to SpongeBot by his rock)
(the crew go towards him)
The crew: SpongeBot!
CrazySponge: SpongeBot, we need you to help save Meme World.
SpongeBot678: What can I do to help? The network is doomed, and it’s all my fault.
Fred: Listen Bot, you were told by Seymour’s mother that Seymour did it. Most of the stars of Meme World, thought Seymour did it. Hell, even at some points I thought Seymour might’ve done it.
SpongeBot678: What about you guys? I got you arrested too while you were telling me the Meme Council did it. And you, Mr. Character, I didn’t listen to you while you were warning me about the demon.
Mr. Character: I didn’t believe about the demon either.
Fred: And you created the Meme Council, Bot. Of course you wouldn't expect them to set the logo on fire.
CrazySponge: Please Bot. Please help us take back Meme World.
SpongeBot678: Alright. But I am only doing this for you people.
The crew: Yay!
SpongeBot678: Alright crew. Let's save the network!
CrazySponge: Ok, but one more thing. What do I do with this ketchup?
(SpongeBot678 takes it)
SpongeBot678: I know! (he drinks it all and then starts to barf) AAAAAAAAAAAHGSHDFRWBUE-
(Out of his mouth, a new character appears, a distorted version of the sans theme plays)
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: hey boys im gonna rock your world wink wink
CrazySponge: How's that going to help us defeat the demon?
SpongeBot678: Help? No, it's not supposed to help us defeat the demon. It's going to be used for a Meme Toons show, or something.
(Pampers shows up)
Pampers: What do we have here?
SpongeBot678: No. You're not going to take him! He's mine!
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: hey boys you want to see something cool. i vape. (SpongeBot takes his vape)
SpongeBot678: Give me that. (hides it in his pocket full of MP3 files) I can't believe how easy it is to get vapes in this network. CrazySponge you really need to sort this out. And while you're doing that, get me more MP3s to smoke.
CrazySponge: o
Pampers: Hmm… I am curious, what can this character do?
SpongeBot678: I don't know. I only just made him. Hey, you know what Meme World doesn't have, a good fighting show. Let's see how he can do against demons!
Pampers: Wait what?
SpongeBot678: (whistles and a camera crew shows up to film) Okay Snanz, FIGHT THE DEMON! (megalovania plays, as Snanz slowly approaches the demon, all he does is punch the air)
Pampers: Oh no, I am so scared.
Cameraman #1: Is that all he does?
SpongeBot678: Well maybe he's not my best creation.
Cameraman #1: I'm out. (leaves)
Cameraman #2: Me too. (leaves)
SpongeBot678: Well, maybe he could learn some moves and defeat the demon. (he's still just punching the air) Eventually.
Pampers: Alright, I just got bored. (gets out a gun and shoots Snanz down, he falls to the ground and a "GAME OVER" screen appears above him)
SpongeBot678: It's okay, Snanz. We'll get you a show some other time.
Captain Pantspants: Meme World Demon, Tripolar is trying to get his new Nintendo Fun House shown on Meme World again.
Pampers: Oh no. (runs off)
Barney: So crew what are we going to do about the demon.
Old Man Jenkins: I say, we tell him to respect his elders.
CrazySponge: Bot, do you have any ideas?
SpongeBot678: Well. Hang on. (he goes to the back of the mememart mini picks up a book and comes back, the book is titled "The Legends of Meme World")
Mr. Character: What's this?
SpongeBot678: This is the book documenting all of the Meme World Urban Legends. From Meme World Picture Mondays to… (flicks through pages) The Meme World Demon.
Fred: What does it say?
SpongeBot678: Hmm… “There is no confirmed way to destroy The Meme World Demon. However we do know the demon’s defense is at it’s weakest at 6 AM.”
Fred: It’s 5:30. So we have half an hour to come up with a way to destroy it. What else?
SpongeBot678: “There are several rumors of how you can defeat the demon. However none have been confirmed. One rumor is you can defeat him and fix anything he has done by the main owner of Meme World blasting out the Meme World National Anthem.” We haven’t tried doing that yet, have we?
Fred: I don’t think so.
CrazySponge: No we haven’t done that yet.
SpongeBot678: Well. It’s worth a try.
Barney: But how are we going to play the anthem.
SpongeBot678: (gets out his phone) I have my phone. But the speakers are terrible.
CrazySponge: (gets out a water bottle with a bluetooth speaker in it) I have a bluetooth speaker water bottle.
SpongeBot678: Why is it in a water bottle?
CrazySponge: Reasons.
SpongeBot678: I see. Will it be loud enough though?
Jon: Hey, I have a phone and a bluetooth speaker.
Old Man Jenkins: I have a radio. I think that can be modified to play the Meme World National Anthem.
P**isMan: I also have a phone.
SpongeBot678: Oh you know what we should do. We should get a bunch of Meme World stars and we will all play the national anthem together!
Jon: I can do that!
SpongeBot678: Really?
Jon: Yeah.
SpongeBot678: Alright. I guess you can get some people. Just try to hide from the demon-.
Jon: Thank you so much bye! (leaves)
(a montage is shown of Jon picking people for the national anthem)
(cuts back to the mememart mini, there's a bunch of people ready to perform the anthem)
SpongeBot678: Jon it's barely been 5 minutes, where did you get all the people from? Actually, a better question, how did you avoid the demon?
Jon: I have my ways.
Tripolar: Hey can I invite some friends?
Coconut Fred: Oh me too?
SpongeBot678: Sure do whatever you want. We still have a few minutes until 6 AM. (a bunch more people enter the mememart mini) OH MY G-.
Larry the Cucumber: Hey don't use the Lord's name in vain.
CrazySponge: Alright listen up everyone. I am going to tell you what you need to do. All you need to do is get out your phones, turn up the volume to the max, and play the Meme World National Anthem. We can’t mess this up, we might never get a chance to do this again.
(scene cuts to the demon with some dead memes)
Pampers: Now it's 6 AM. There's going to be more people watching soon, so make sure to do what you're all doing now, but better. You know what I'm saying?
Big Chungus: No.
Pampers: We need to infest Meme World viewers with all our dead memes so much that they will become so cringed that they need to watch more. With that, we would have complete control.
CrazySponge: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Pampers: Oh look who's back. (laughs, CrazySponge gets out his phone)
(the national anthem starts to play on his phone)
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Pampers: What is that gonna do?
CrazySponge: You will see. (he turns on the loudspeakers)
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork, we are number bork!
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork bork bork bork (the rest of the people helping start to appear, with the song getting louder)
Pampers: Ugh, it burns my ears. What's happening? I feel my powers getting weaker.
SpongeBot678: IT'S WORKING!
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork we are number bork! (Big Chungus starts to disappear)
Big Chungus: Meme World Demon, I don't feel so good. (he has disappeared completely)
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork bork bork we are number bork!
Pampers: What's happening?! I don't like this.
Gabe the Dog: now bork closely!!! here's a little lesson in borkery, this is borkin' down in history!
(the ground starts to shake, and Mr. Character's Awesome House returns back to normal)
Mr. Character: My house is back!
Pampers: HOW?!
Gabe the Dog: If you want to be a borker number bork. You've got to bork a borkerhero on the bork!
Pampers: I am getting out of here! (goes to get into his car, but it has been seized by the Meme Police) You're kidding me!
Gabe the Dog: Now bork my lead, and bork around, be careful not to Bork a sound. BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the ground shakes again and the car is destroyed)
Pampers: This is horrible! My car, team, and control is all gone! At least my ears aren’t destroyed yet.
Barry: hey...ya like jazz?
(Barry takes out a saxophone and plays the Meme World anthem on it into the Demon’s ear)
Pampers: AHHHHHH!
Gabe the Dog: Bork, bork bork bork! Bork, bork bork! BORK BORK BORK bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork Bork Bork we are number Bork!
(all the dead memes start to disappear)
Pampers: NO!!!!
Gabe the Dog: Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork we are number bork
(the thunderstorm stops and a rainbow appears in the sky)
Mr. Character: Pretty.
Pampers: NO!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Gabe the Dog: Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork We are number bork
Red Flanders: DEMON WHAT'S GOING ON? I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE OUT IN THE OPEN AT 6 AM
Pampers: I MESSED UP, OK DAD?!
Red Flanders: DON'T CALL ME THAT! I SHOULD'VE SUMMONED YOUR FRIENDS, I KNEW IT!
Gabe the Dog: Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Now bork at this bork! That i just Borked when I say Bork be ready to bork!
(Barry puts the saxophone back in the Demon's ears)
Gabe the Dog: (in the Demon's ears) Bork! BORK IT AT HIM NOT ME!!!
Pampers: GOOD GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Gabe the Dog: bork, let's bork something else NOW BORK AND LEARN HERES THE BORK HE'LL BORK AND BORK ON THIS BORKBORKBORKA PEEL BORKBORKBORKBORK BORK!!! BORK ARE YOU BORKING
Pampers: This day can't get any worse…
CrazySponge: Meme World lives on!
Gabe the Dog: bork bork bork bork BORKBORKBORKBORKBORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK WE ARE NUMBER BORK bork BA-BORKBORKBORKBORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK (epic bork solo) BORK BORK BA-BORKBORKBORK BORK BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKBORK WE ARE NUMBER BORK
(all the sets are back to normal)
Gabe the Dog: BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKRORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORK BORKER BORKER BORK BORK (the performers join in)
Gabe the Dog & The Performers: BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKBORK BORK BORK BA-BORKBORKBORK BORK BORK we are number bork BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORK WE ARE NUMBER BORK BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK we are number bork
Pampers: THIS IS SO UNEPIC!
Captain Pantspants: Like my tales!
Gabe the Dog & The Performers: BORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORK BA-BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK we are number bork, we are number bork, we are number bork! BORK!
(the demon leaves Pampers' body and can only be heard)
Meme World Demon: You may have won this time. But I will get my revenge! One of these days! I will get a low in ratings for this channel.
SpongeBot678: I am sure you will. Goodbye Demon!
(all the stars clap)
SpongeBot678: Alright everybody listen. I just want to apologize for my behavior early. What with, getting a bunch of innocent people arrested and all that stuff.
Fred: Ok that’s cool and all but, what about the Meme Council.
CrazySponge: OMGOOPS WE FORGOT!
SpongeBot678: Or did we? (snaps fingers, and the Meme Police show up with the council in their car)
Meme Police Officer: We got it under control.
Meme Council Leader: Wait, you can’t arrest us! We haven’t even revealed our backstory yet! Meh, sequels exist...guess we’ll leave it on a cliffhanger.
Meme Police Officer: No we won't. Reveal it!
Meme Council Leader: Oh fine. Well firstly- (BOOM)
Everyone: AHHHHHH!
Meme Police Member: Oh god… his head was blown off!
Fred: Hey, a murder mystery. Guess my team have something else to investigate.
SpongeBot678: Anyway, let's get back to making shows people!
CrazySponge: You know, we should make a movie about what just happened.
Fred: Wait but what's going to happen to Red Flanders?
Red Flanders: You’ll never catch me! (he starts to run)
Yellow Flanders: Stop right there!
Red Flanders: Oh noes! It’s my opposite!
Yellow Flanders: In the name of the lord, you are going to the worst place you could ever imagine.
FDBackup: Did someone say Imagine?
Meme Police Officer: Shut up and get back in the car.
Yellow Flanders: Ahem, Red Flanders, You are going to Heaven.
Red Flanders: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fred: Well that solves that problem.
(Pampers wakes up)
Pampers: What happened?
SpongeBot678: Pampers, you're back!
Pampers: Seriously what happened?
(the camera pans across Meme World where all the characters are back to recording episodes)
SpongeBot678: (heard in the background) I will explain once you're back to recording episodes.
Pampers: (heard in the background) But my show hasn't had any new episodes in forever.
CrazySponge: (heard in the background) Well you'll see what happens in theatres.
SpongeBot678: (heard in the background) If we even write this movie.
CrazySponge: (heard in the background) We will. It just might take a few months before we get started. And then we will finish it in a few weeks.
SpongeBot678: (heard in the background) Yeah okay, I am just glad everything is back to normal…
In memory of Stefán Karl Stefánsson and Gabe the Dog -
(July 24, 2019)
(CrazySponge is watching the TV with SpongeBot678 in the other room)
SpongeBot678: CRAZY!!!!
CrazySponge: Yeah?
SpongeBot678: TURN ON IMAGINE.
(CrazySponge turns the channel to Imagine, a talk show is airing)
CrazySponge: What the hell is this?
SpongeBot678: KEEP WATCHING!
Talk show announcer: (on TV) And now, it's The Meme World Demon Show, starring the Meme World Demon!
Meme World Demon: Hey guys, I’m back. This job is horrible but it’s the only way I’m getting money.
CrazySponge: WHAT THE HELL?
Meme World Demon: And, if this show does well, maybe there will be a low in ratings for Meme World. Like I promised. (evil laugh, the talk show audience applauds)
(CrazySponge and SpongeBot678 check the live ratings for Meme World, the ratings go from 420,000,000 to 419,999,999)
CrazySponge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
SpongeBot678: NOOOOO!!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LAUNCH MINIMEMES TO GET THE RATINGS BACK UP!
CrazySponge: AND WRITE THE MOVIE! (the ratings go back to normal)
SpongeBot678: Well, we’re not gonna start writing till November but you can announce it.
Meme World Demon: And now introducing our sponsor…
(A big black banner appears on the TV saying “this article is approved by the [meme council]...or at least what’s left of it”)
SpongeBot678: That reminds me...we should probably get Fred to investigate that now.
CrazySponge: I’ll call him right now. (picks up phone) Hey is Fred here?
???: No.
CrazySponge: Then who are you?
???: Joe.
CrazySponge: Joe who?
???: (screaming) JOE DADDA
CrazySponge: O for f(censor bleep)k’s sake-
(credits)
(post credits scene)
(Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated theme plays)
Narrator: Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated!
(Perry flies in but falls into a generic trap once again)
Doofensmirtz: Ah Perry the Platypus, you've fell into my dumb trap once again. And you've fallen into the trap of reading this in my voice!
Perry: Arrrr.
Doofensmirtz: What do you mean everyone’s said that joke?
Perry: Arrrr.
Doofensmirtz: That doesn’t matter. It’s time to unveil my new master plan! This time, I feel I’ve created the most evil device ever! I call it, the MemeDetinatorInator!
Perry: Arrrr.
Doofensmirtz: With this, I plan to ridicule all memes by creating unfunny comics that boomers will like! Hear me, Fox Elders? With that, memes will become so unpopular they fade out of existence! But that's not all. There will be some rebellion to this, so I plan to also spread memes all across the globe that are barely even memes themselves to cringe all memers to death! And once that happens, I'll rip it all down. I'm so chaotic evil! MUAHAHAHAH!
Perry: Arrrr.
Doofensmirtz: What? No, I didn’t kill that one guy from the Meme Council.
???: I did it.
Doofensmirtz: Um...hello?
???: He deserved it.
Doofensmirtz: Ight I’mma head out.
???: Don’t you wanna know my name?
Doofensmirtz: Ugh, fine.
???: It’s Jo-
Doofensmirtz: Lemme guess, Joe Mama?
???: HAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Doofensmirtz: How's Joe?
(The person comes out of the shadows)
Doofensmirtz: Holy Guacamole, It’s-
~Transmission Deleted~
(end)
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