Rose Lalonde

Rose is a occasional character in HSRPV413[JU].
== Typing Style ==
Proper grammar and syntax. If somehow, someway, she misspells a word, she'll correct it with an asterisk much like Roxy. Very rarely she might use an emoticon but this is more likely when teasing friends.
==Personality==
Rose is a very wordy, proper, and snarky person. When she first arrived in Homestuck City, she questioned EVERYTHING about her surroundings, only thinking the place as a dream to help herself stay sane. Later she participated with her friend John in Pokémon training, showing her fun side and (Not so) secret love of her friends. She's quite fond of psychoanalysis, her favorite color being lavender because of it as she explained in Act 1.
Rose has a complicated relationship with her mother, disliking her alcoholism a great deal. This is because as she grew up this made her think her mother cared more for the alcoholic drinks than actually feeding her and giving her attention. It was confusing, it was dark, and there was passive aggressive warfare. Despite all the passive aggressiveness, a part of Rose still cared for and respected her mother. Getting into the books about psychology as a childish hope to help her stop her addiction and perhaps understand her mother for once. It caused her later in life to put up this mature, all knowing front.
==Relationships==
=== Kanaya Maryam ===
Lesbiab Rose married Kanaya Maryam in the Lesbian McDonald's after the Christmas party while a slumber party was happening at Roxy's place. When the news got around, everyone met them out in the streets to congratulate them on the lesbians. It is presumed that they have been happily married since. Rose (Sylvia) also likes Kan Kan Marygams. But it's not known if they're actually married..
=== Roxy Lalonde ===
Her and Roxy barely interact, but only as Front Facing Roxy. She is honestly baffled by her existence.
=== John Egbert ===
John Egbert was one of Rose's first friends excluding Jade and Dave, and could honestly be called her best friend. Her and John enjoy going out on misadventures together, much like Jake and Roxy. Rose will try to keep John down to earth, though, and guide him through any quest.
=== Mom Lalonde ===
See above ^
== Alternate Selves ==
=== Rose (Married Lesbiab Lesbiam Less Bien) ===
She married Kanaya near the Lesbian McDonald's, but that's all people know of her. She really didn't speak all that much. Also, she is a confirmed lesbian.
=== Rose (Robloxian) ===
Robloxian Rose is a very chill girl. Unlike normal Rose, she doesn't care for proper grammar and even joined in the Christmas Party. When Santa Balls was killed, she was accused of murder. But that was only for a little bit when afterwards Vriska was the main suspect.
==Gallery==
File:Concerned Rose And Eevee.jpg|A very concerned Rose with Jaspers finding an injured Ralts in the rain.
File:Pokemon Rose.jpg|Artwork of Rose as a Pokémon Trainer
File:Act 9 - HSRKJ Rose Lalonde.png|Rose as portrayed in Homiesuck RoleKJ. 
==Trivia==
* The Eggheaded God has disguised themselves as a young Rose at her cat Jaspers's funeral in an effort to manipulate Roxy into killing a robloxian.
*Her Pokémon are a male Eevee named Jaspers (Like her dead cat and Umbreon), and a female Ralts she found injured near her house in the rain.
*Rose (Sylvia) has a am-bi-guous sexuality, while Rose (Lesbiab) is a true certified lesbiau lesbiano lesbeon.
**Her screen name "tentacleTherapist" was a clever pun she made. Take a guess what it is by separating "Therapist". ;))))