Crash: A Man Thinking He's a Bandicoot

Crash: A Man Thinking He's a Bandicoot is a thriller about how a failed movie director lost his sanity and created two split personalities, one named Crash and the other named Neo Cortex. It's directed by James Wong, director of Dragonball Evolution, who also stars as James Wong/Crash. 
It takes a "truth behind the myth" approach, and it takes minor inspiration from both the two Crashverse movies: Crash (1996) by David Cronenberg and Crash (2004) by Paul Haggis (especially the Cronenberg movie), however it tends to get closer to the games. As such, it's a reboot of the Crashverse. 
It has sex, depression, paraphilia, suicidal nerds, and absolutely zero bandicoots that spin. It's meant to bring Crash Bandicoot out of the ghetto and replace the games, dismissing them as a delusional dream by a Chinese serial killer.
== Plot ==
The story starts with Crash Bandicoot (the one from the game) beating Neo Cortex in the final battle of Crash 4 It's About Time (literally recording James Wong while he's playing the game)... until Crash wins and, instead of transitioning to the ending, the game crashes and Crash awakens in a mental asylum at the scream of: "You are James Wong, and you raped and killed doctor Jiabao Li". He's shown a video of how he assaulted a man, spun on him and had anal sex with. To which he replies: "I am Crash, and I completed another game! Let me play again, ya Cortexuckers!"
The story flashes back to before James Wong became a serial rapist and killer, just as he was coming back to Wumpa after the Dragonball Evolution fiasco. As soon as he meets his wife Tawna, she reveals to have changed a lot and blames him and his "shit-ass movie" for their poverty. James admits he had gotten laid by Emmy, the actress portraying Bulma in the movie, and likewise Tawna reveals she had gotten laid by a man named Pingwa Pi, whose son she's bearing in her womb.
James and Tawna have broken up and James took with him his pet bandicoot (a critically endangered ratlike marsupial from China, which he had bought from a poacher), which he calls Crash. 
== OST ==
The OST is Eurodance-esque songs made by DJ Matrix and anime singer Giorgio Vanni. The main theme is Yume No Hogosha (The Guardian of Dreams), sung by Vanni. Remixes from Crash music appear too. 
== Trivia == 
* The writer of this page, as a child, used to spin into people at school, thinking he's Crash Bandicoot. 
* Cortexuckers, or Cortex-suckers, is a neologism that means a psychiatrist. It's derived from Cocksucker.
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