The Ultimate Apocalypse War Battle

The Ultimate Apocalypse War Battle is a war and giant battle accidentally initiated by JeffTheMasterr when he pranked Saitama for the first time, making them enemies. 
== Participants ==
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* JeffTheMasterr - the leader of Jeff's team
* Sheila the Candy Cane Reindeer - on Jeff's team
* Saitama - the leader of Saitama's team
* Mobzilla - on Saitama's team
* Spiderman - on Jeff's team
* Sproi - on Jeff's team
*Kaido - on Saitama's team
*Keyaruga - on Jeff's team but involuntarily
== The first prank ==
It was 5:28 A.M, and Jeff snuck into Saitama's home. Jeff started drawing mustaches and weird things on Saitama's bald head with a Sharpie permanent marker. Jeff then quickly ran out of his bedroom and started eating everything in his refrigerator. Saitama then found Jeff, and then started choking him.
== Pre-war ==
A bunch of other conflicts started happening between Jeff and Saitama. Then, all those conflicts started piling up into one, making them both hate each other for no reason. Then, somehow, a prank war escalated into a war and then 2 different groups formed: DA Jeff TEAM and Saitama's team. 
File:Ultimate apocalypse war battle saitamas team.png|Saitama's team's poster
File:Ultimate apocalypse war battle jeffs team.png|Jeff's team's poster
== THE BEGGINNINGGS!! ==
Both Saitama and Jeff agreed that the team that wins will have to get paid $60 UnDollars. Also, if Jeff wins he can keep on pranking Saitama, and if Saitama wins, then Jeff has to leave him alone until the end of days.
=== DA STARTT ===
Saitama tried to one punch Jeff jumped and dodged it. Then Jeff brought out Sheila the Candy Cane Reindeer out of his backpack in order to help out with the war and Sproi jumped out with her. He reinforced both Sproi and Sheila's powers, and then Sheila punched Saitama in the face and he went flying to Coolsville. Jeff and Sheila and Sproi rocket jumped over to Coolsville to fight Saitama. But then Saitama called his buddy Mobzilla over and everything changed... 
== Mobzilla and Kaido change everything ==
Mobzilla tried to destroy stuff but Sproi punched Mobzilla in the eyeball and made him fly over to New Jersey. Then, Sproi introduced a new form where he is at his strongest! The form's name is SUPA SPROI!! Since Sproi has ADHD and he was drunk at the time, he made a new form where he utilizes his super sonic powers, Haki, his ADHD, and his not-being-sober-ness, and then goes twenty times faster than the speed of light itself! ITS SUPA SPROI!!! He starts throwing so many punches at Mobzilla, but Mobzilla manages to block twenty of them before Mobzilla started quickly dying. Sproi sent Mobzilla flying all the way back to Coolsville, where Jeff and Sheila are fighting Saitama and Kaido. WHEN THE HECK DID KAIDO GET HERE!? Anyways Mobzilla got pummeled some more by Sproi's punches, then ASPLODED and DIED. After that Kaido burns Jeff with a fire flower. Then, Kaido starts beating Jeff with a spiked bat over and over again for about 10 minutes. 
== New Fighters Come In ==
Jeff calls Spiderman on the phone while being nearly beaten to death with a spiked bat, and Spiderman comes to the rescue! Spiderman comes webswinging in and kicks Kaido in the face! Kaido is distracted, and gives Jeff a chance to escape for a bit. Jeff thinks of an idea, and he got one! Not a very good one tho. It was to spawn a baseball bat and use it to knock Kaido out. Jeff tried to spawn a baseball bat in his mind, but instead he revived Keyaruga and spawned him from Hell. He then hit Kaido with Keyaruga as if he were a baseball bat and his head flew off. Jeff then decided to disintegrate Keyaruga and his soul since he didn't have a need to hold his corpse. Well, that's the end of Keyaruga, but lets get back to the story. Kaido gets more pissed at Jeff and starts burning him again, but more aggressively, with the Fire Flower. While all of this is happening, Sproi, Sheila, and Spiderman are all trying to escape Saitama. Spiderman has the good idea of swinging SUPA SPROI holding Sheila right into Saitama's chest at a really fast speed. He tells the others that idea while they're running and they agree to do it. Spiderman shoots some webs and swings SUPA SPROI and Sheila the Candy Cane Reindeer right into Saitama! Saitama starts choking up a little bit of red blood. Saitama then does some serious serious consecutive punches to Jeff and he falls and crumbles like a coffee cake on to the ground. 
== The War Comes to an End ==
JeffTheMasterr screamed "AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHRHWHHAHEHHRHAHHSA" at the top of his lungs and everybody looked at him for being sus. He then said, "Saitama sorry for pranking you" and then the war ended and everyone lived happily ever after. 
== Trivia ==
* Keyaruga is permanently killed off due to being one of the worst people in existence.
** Even Jeff's Team hates Keyaruga.
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