消火器がダンディーで気が利く場合 (Shoukaki ga Dandy de Ki ga Kiku Baai)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
「ただいま」と私は言う 	"tadaima" to watashi wa iu 	"I'm home," I say
「おかえり」と君は言う 	"okaeri" to kimi wa iu 	"Welcome back," you reply
テーブルには角砂糖二つ入りの 	teeburu ni wa kakuzatou futatsu iri no 	And on the table, with two cubes of sugar,
私のためのコーヒー 	watashi no tame no koohii 	I find my cup of coffee
 	 	
ドラマは録画済み　洗濯物は片付いて 	dorama wa rokuga sumi sentakumono wa katadzuite 	My shows have been recorded, washing's taken care of,
カレンダーには私の　明日の todo リスト 	karendaa ni wa watashi no ashita no to-do risuto 	And my to-do list for tomorrow is on the calendar
 	 	
私が眠れなければ枕元でそっと贈られる 	watashi ga nemurenakereba makuramoto de sotto okurareru 	If ever I can't sleep, you're there at my bedside,
バリトンの子守唄 	bariton no komoriuta 	Singing a baritone lullaby
私が弱音を吐けば　お前を撫でる手が欲しいと 	watashi ga yowane o hakeba omae o naderu te ga hoshii to 	If ever I complain, you wish you had hands to comfort me,
君はため息をついた 	kimi wa tameiki o tsuita 	But can only sigh...
 	 	
「おはよう」と私は言う 	"ohayou" to watashi wa iu 	"Good morning," I say
「おはよう」と君も言う 	"ohayou" to kimi mo iu 	"Good morning," you say back
テーブルにはホットミルクたっぷりの 	teeburu ni wa hotto miruku tappuri no 	And on the table, with plenty of hot milk,
私のためのアッサム 	watashi no tame no Assamu 	I find my cup of Assam tea
 	 	
私のリズムも　私の好みも 	watashi no rizumu mo watashi no konomi mo 	My rhythms, my preferences,
私の気分も　知り尽くした私の消火器 	watashi no kibun mo shiritsukushita watashi no kimi 	My moods - you know them all, my extinguisher...
 	 	
君は約束をした　中身を出し切って死ぬ時まで 	kimi wa yakusoku o shita nakami o dashikitte shinu toki made	You promised me, until your contents ran out,
お前を守り続けると 	omae o mamori tsudzukeru to 	You would always protect me
私も約束をした　いざという時はこの手で 	watashi mo yakusoku o shita iza toiu toki wa kono te de 	And I promised you, too, that if such a time called for it,
君を使い切るからと 	kimi o tsukaikiru kara to 	I would use you up...
 	 	
ある夜誰かの悲鳴で目覚めた 	aru yoru dareka no himei de mesameta 	One night, I awoke to a shriek;
いつの間にか焦げ臭い部屋 	itsu no ma ni ka kogekusai heya 	And was hit with the smell of my burning room
何が起きたかもわからないままに 	nani ga okita kamo wakaranai mama ni 	And before I could figure out what had happened,
燃えるタンスが倒れてきた 	moeru tansu ga taorete kita 	A burning dresser came crashing down...
 	 	
君がつっかえ棒になって 	kimi ga tsukkae-bou ni natte 	You became a prop to protect me,
倒れきれなかったタンスの下で 	taore kirenakatta tansu no shita de 	Standing underneath the not-yet-fallen dresser
背中に穴の空いた君の 	senaka ni ana no aita kimi no 	You had burst a hole in your back,
姿を無傷の私は見ていた 	sugata o mukizu no watashi wa miteita 	But I gazed at you, myself unharmed...
 	 	
穴から漏れた粉末で周囲の火は消えただろう 	ana kara moreta funmatsu de shuui no hi wa kieta darou 	"The leaking powder will put out nearby flames,
俺を動かせばタンスが倒れる 	ore o ugokaseba tansu ga taoreru 	But if you move me, the dresser will fall...
早く一人で逃げるんだ 	hayaku hitori de nigerunda 	So go, save yourself!"
 	 	
勝手に守っていなくなるな！ 	katte ni mamotte inakunaruna! 	"Don't give yourself up to protect me!"
私の叫びは炎に溶けて 	watashi no sakebi wa honoo ni tokete 	But my scream dissolved in the flames
駆けつけた消防隊に 	kaketsuketa shouboutai ni 	Then the fire department rushed in,
攫われて一人救われた 	sarawarete hitori sukuwareta 	And they snatched me away - they saved only me...
 	 	
私も約束も守った君と 	watashi mo yakusoku mo mamotta kimi to 	You had kept your promise to me,
君も約束も守れなかった私 	kimi mo yakusoku mo mamorenakatta watashi 	But here I was, unable to keep mine to you...
ごめんね　とても不公平だけど 	gomen ne totemo fukouhei dakedo 	I'm sorry - I know it's terribly unfair...
ダンディーで気が利く君の場合は 	dandii de ki ga kiku kimi no baai wa 	But for one with such class and tact as you,
許してくれるんだろうな 	yurushite kurerun darou na 	I'm sure you can forgive me...
==External links==
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