Rollo D6

An adventure starring Firebreathing Kittens Rollo, Tanager, and Olive.
Tweet Length Episode Description: (NSFW) Dating is tough, especially when you’ve had your mind warped by a powerful creature. Listen as Rollo, Tanager and Olive navigate the waters of romance, magic and their own untapped abilities. 
Setting: Gardyloo (town)
Non Player Characters: 
* Cecilia Yachty, the sea witch
* Penelope Ironfist
* Ayaz Okazaki
* Crystal Leblanc
* Myrrh Goodfellow
* Drusilla Arecaceae
* Nixie Mayeinida 
Plot Summary: With the majority of the FBK still passed out on the floor from a night of partying, Olive, Tanager, and Rollo try to scrounge together some breakfast. While Rollo mixes an Irish Coffee (hair of the dog) and Olive cooks up some bacon (actually dog bacon), Tanager greets a diminutive floating Fey creature named Nixie. Dressed in a bubble gown, Nixie seems to ask permission for her every action, and looks to have a message for the crew. With permission to give her message granted, Nixie announces, "May I have your attention, please?" Tanager ascents, and Nixie cackles and disappears - with the attentions of the three FBK guild members. 
Unable to complete even the simplest of actions without serious consequences, the trio find a wizard in the Fantasy Sending Stone Book's yellow pages who they intend to pay for scrying services to locate the Fey Nixie. Unable to locate the wizard's office, the group goes to the Hall of Records. There, Rollo meets his dream girl - a beautiful, muscular Dwarven woman named Penelope Ironfist. Acting as smoothly as possible, Rollo secured a date with Penelope at the perfectly reasonable and normal date-time of 5:15. He didn't choke and pick that time because of nerves. No, not at all. 
With the scrying Wizard unable to help, Tanager reluctantly leads the group to his ex-girlfriend's abode in a tropical grotto. This put Tanager in an emotionally fragile state, and he decided to channel his feelings into a beautiful interpretive dance. While Rollo was particularly moved by his friend's performance, the ferry's audience was not. Upset about his friend's treatment, Rollo cast Mass Suggestion on the crowd to whip them into a frenzy of delight over Tanager's masterful modern dance. Unfortunately, complications from having no attention caused him to immediately turn into a potted petunia. 
After the emotional reunion of Tanager and his ex Drusilla, she reveals she has no information as to Nixie's whereabouts, but is able to free Rollo from his potted prison. With a tip that the Sea Witch may be able to locate Nixie, the crew headed back to the FBK Guild Hall to locate Aaron the Triton who has connections to the Sea Witch's home in Atlantis. After purchasing some Cloaks of the Mantis, the party set out to Atlantis to meet with the Sea Witch. 
Luckily, Tanager and "Cece " the Sea Witch (a 30-foot tall eel-like being) are old drinking buddies, and a deal is struck. Tanager, Olive, and Rollo will return a whale god's whale child's whale skull to the necromancer mayor of Gardyloo. In return, Cece will reveal Nixie's location. Failure will result in the loss of Tanager's life and immortal soul. 
Taking a short break to return to Niqamui for Rollo's date (priorities!) and some Cyrano de Bergerac action, Rollo had an excellent night with Penelope Ironfist with plans to go out again (probably at 5:15). The next morning the crew headed back to Gardyloo to enact Olive's brilliant plan to dredge the harbor for the whale baby skull. It wasn't long before one of the nets pulled up the skull and a young undead sea hag boy. After the skull was returned to a foxy Tabaxi woman that seemed to have some real chemistry with Tanager, the three returned to the FBK guild hall with the undead sea hag boy to make an adventurer out of him. 
Memorable Quotes: 
Rollo: "5? That's my favorite time."
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