Transcripts/Gwonam Breaks Harkinian's Face

This is the transcribed actions and dialogue from the episode Gwonam Breaks Harkinian's Face.
Hyrule Castle, Outside.
Gwonam flies to the castle balcony but doesn't brake in time.
Gwonam: Uh oh!
He crashes through the window, accidentally hitting King Harkinian in the process.
Harkinian *off-screen*: OAH!
Zelda *off-screen*: Father!
Harkinian: Hey..!
beat
Harkinian appears.
Harkinian: You shitface!
Harkinian: You hurt me!
Gwonam's mind: (The King's face has been harmed...) 
Gwonam: I'm sorry...
Harkinian: No shit Sherlock! Look at my face!
Gwonam stares at Harkinian's seemingly normal face.
Gwonam: Your face looks fine to me...
Harkinian: It hurts!
Gwonam: Whatever...
Harkinian: Fix my face!
beat
Harkinian: Fix it!
Gwonam: Whatever!
Gwonam casts a magic spell to "fix" Harkinian's face.
Gwonam:........aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-
cut to black.
Link looks at Harkinian in utter disgust.
Harkinian: MaH BoI, ThIs FaCe Is WhAt AlL TrUe WaRrIoRs StRiVe FoR!
Cut to Harkinian, who now has an even more distorted face.
Impa: Oh, my!
Everyone is disgusted, even Ganon.
beat
Harkinian speaks in complete and utter randomness, and the episode ends shortly after.Category:Transcripts