Shortfizzle

==Statistics==
*Name: Shortfizzle Schlobucket
*In-game name: Shortfizzle
*Guild: Broken Butterfly
*Class: Warlock
*Race: Gnome
*gender: Female
*age: 90
*height: 2'11"
*weight: 52 lbs
*hair: Light Pink
*eyes: Blue
*skin: Peach
*professions: "Entrepreneur"
=Physical Description=
Shortfizzle wears her hair high, to appear taller (she usually tell people she's actually 3'3"), and she is never without her goggles and her business associate, Mr. Cluckles.
=Personality=
Shortfizzle is domineering, resourceful, irrelevant, a consummate liar, and an exceptionally pushy saleswoman. Nobody is quite sure whether she's as ruthlessly greedy as she appears, or if it's all a front and she's actually trying to take over the world.
=History=
Shortfizzle's past is sketchy - after all, those charges were dropped. She's popped up over the years in a number of dubious deals and questionable schemes, and there are some unsavory rumors about her supposed membership in the pseudo-religious mad scientist cult, Broken Butterfly. But don't let that worry you, she's a proud member of the Langley Firearms extended family, and she's just found a really great deal on a shipment of 'lost' goblin mortars...
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