Han Velsing

"You know what angers me very much? When people like you...don't know when to stop SWEARING...ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!"~ Han to Ghoul in Almighty Tallest Danny's December Update + Princess Twilight Sparkle's Birthday + Something = This.Paul Keaton Hans Velsing, commonly shortened to Han Velsing is an ancient Superhuman who was blessed with the task of preserving the good name of God in the world. While God himself has gone by many names over the course of human history, Han has served him throughout all of his titles, even predating the dawn of Catholicism. But his faith would steer him in an unusual direction as he would eventually find himself allying with a certain dank cult in the name of balancing the good memes & bad memes for the sake of all mankind. He's a dank memer by day, demon hunter by night.
Tier: 7-C
== Appearance ==
Han stands at about the average male height with light brown hair & blue eyes. He is always seen wearing a top hat & sunglasses, & is usually depicted wearing a gray tailcoat. In The Forbidden Birthday Party of 2020, he donned a newer, more casual appearance with a bright blue cape, & in The Supposedly Happiest Day, he sported a black shirt with orange designs patterned on it. 
== History ==
=== The First Worshiper ===
On October 5th, 1348 B.C, Paul Keaton Hans Velsing was born somewhere in Europe. At the time, it was the Bronze Age, & ancient civilizations in Europe were continuing their development into the Iron Age & eventual classical period. While Paul lived a relatively normal life, it was in his later years when things would change. When reaching old age, he one day received a mysterious message from above. While the most prominently worshiped Gods at the time were Egyptian, Paul was contacted by a God from a different faith, the one Humans would later call Yahweh. Yahweh had chosen Paul to become a warrior to fight in his name in the future, blessing him with eternal life so he'd be strong & youthful when that time would come. Paul then donned the name Han Velsing & became a hunter of unholy creatures. When Catholicism came to be, decades after B.C. had transitioned to A.D, Han was among the first people to practice the faith.
=== The Holy War ===
In the 12th Century, Han moved to England & served as a Crusader under the rule of King Richard I. While Han was initially against violence, he, like other Christians, was unfortunately dragged into war. But despite his reluctance, Han fought well. Because of his supernatural abilities, he was often teamed up with Malachite & Richard himself during the Crusades, where they built some sort of friendship along the way.
In 1192, the Duke of St. Carta wrote texts on witchcraft & once tried to summon a Demon in a Romanian castle. However, the Catholic Church sent knights to storm the castle & apprehended the Duke. King Richard was one of those knights. In fact, he spearheaded the attack, accompanied by Han & Malachite. This was remembered as the Final Battle of the Third Crusade, but was kept secret by the Church for centuries, undocumented in any text except for special notes safely protected in the Vatican. It was specifically requested by Richard himself to keep things secret. The hellish gateway was sealed by the blood of Christ, & the Demon was blocked for a while until World War 2, when the castle was accidentally shaken by bombs. The shockwaves had opened the gate & released the unspeakable evil known as Valak, who would terrorize mankind in the years to come. 
=== Engaing in the Tournaments ===
MORE TO BE ADDED SOON(ISH)
== Personality ==
To be added
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Superhuman Strength: While Han is mainly a pacifist, he will fight if he must. He hasn't displayed many physical feats of strength as of yet, but is notable that he once had an aggressive handshake with Labraham, a being who was assaulted by lightsabers without flinching. Han would therefore be able to scale to Labraham & other characters of his power level, placing Han as a town level threat.
Superhuman Speed: Han's exact speed is unknown, but he is fast enough to block Ghoul's Shadow Beam in time, likely making his movement speed subsonic & his combat speed massively hypersonic.
Durability: Han was able to quickly recover from being roasted by Dank Phantom, as well as withstand some of Shaggy's punches. He can also hold his sword by the blade instead of the handle without cutting himself. He is durable enough to survive the destruction of a town.
Skilled Swordsmanship: Thanks to his prior experience of being a Crusader fighting for the Holy Land, Han has much experience with the blade, though he has not been shown engaging anyone in a sword duel on-screen.
Immortality: Han has been blessed as a protector of the Earth, granting him eternal life, as he still looks young in present day when he's existed for over 3,000 years.
=== Special Powers ===
Meme Manipulation: Han lives & breathes the memes, so attuned to the Dank Side that even Dank Phantom was able sense his potential the first time he heard about him. 
* Light Manipulation: Han can control the element of light, able to make himself & surroundings glow.
** Color Manipulation: He can drain the colors within an isolated area for a limited amount of time & can also do the opposite, oversaturating the colors around him. He once accidentally caused his surroundings to become rainbow colored when saying B.T.M's name.
* Sound Manipulation: Han can increase the volume of his voice at will, often to intimidate his opponents.
** Smoldering Intensity: He can create loud booming noises by moving his eyebrow.
* Roast Hand: One of his most powerful abilities, Han can hold out his hand at someone & cause their mind to replay all of the things they're ashamed of & deeply regret, while also causing a paralyzing effect in their body. This attack can also be toned down if it's just for display purposes. It's a special power used by those attuned with the Dank Side of the Memes, so those who use it are somewhat resistant to it. Nevertheless, he displayed a natural talent for this power, using it to catch Dank Phantom off-guard twice. Han's roast is also special in that it causes a thunderclap to be heard, & he likes to combine this attack with his color draining ability.
Incorporeal Interaction: When fighting in the name of the Lord, one must be able to combat the forces of the supernatural, which can sometimes be entities who are not made of flesh & bone, but rather something intangible. Han is able to physically interact with said beings, able to touch spirits. However, he cannot just grab one's soul out of their body; his powers don't work like that.
*LET'S FIGHTING LOVE: This is a very special power of Han's when in conjunction with another being of similar power level to his own. This is a technique where he & this person combine their powers by temporarily uniting their souls to work in unison, channeling all of their power to bring down their opponent. He used this in a Super Battle Bros. Tournament with an unknown individual to combat against Super Kami Mister Perfect Weeb.
== Equipment ==
Top Hat: Han's hat is not just a fashionable accessory, but is also a weapon for defense, as it can somehow block supernatural energies, as seen when he absorbed Ghoul's Shadow Beam.
Crusading Blade: Han's main weapon is a sword with a handle shaped like a crucifix. It is made of beskar & was blessed with holy water so that it may inflict more damage on evil creatures. It also has an orange gem in the hilt, but the gem's purpose is unknown (if it's not just for cosmetic purposes).
Crucifix: Han keeps in his coat a cross that he displays in the face of evil, warding off anything unholy. He also communes with it when he is feeling lost or in need of guidance.
Multiliquid Gun: Han has a white & blue gun which can fire out different liquids, particularly holy water when facing off against unholy creatures. It also has an acid setting, which he used when he fought Shaggy & O'Brien; it did more damage to the former than the latter.
== Weaknesses ==
Han appears to suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, as shown when he panicked upon uttering B.T.M's name. While he can fight off the Cringe, too much of it can overwhelm him. His PTSD may also be a result of living throughout much of human history, having witnessed several wars & whatnot.
== Trivia ==
* His name comes from swapping the first letters of of Van Helsing from Dracula.
* Him & Shaggy repeatedly saying "ARE YOU HAPPY?!" to Dan in The Supposedly Happiest Day is a reference to a musical number from Jack and the Beanstalk (1974).
== Filmography ==
# Almighty Tallest Danny's December Update + Princess Twilight Sparkle's Birthday + Something = This 
# Christmisadventures: Part 3 
# Han Velsing & the Search for Discount Filthy Frank (Part 1) 
# The Forbidden Birthday Party of 2020 
# Custom Cursed Images Set to the Most Mysterious Song on the Internet (photographs only)
# The Supposedly Happiest Day 
# Custom Cursed Images Set to Welcome to Kitty City (appears in a split-second photograph)
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