Youkoso Undertaker e

==Lyrics==
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Kanji=
小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー 
ご依頼の日を　おまちしてます 
あなたの身体　キレイにしましょう 
さあじっくりと　お調べしましょう 
小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー 
ご依頼の件　引き受けましょう 
あなただけのため　手づくり棺おけ 
寝心地最高　きっと満足します 
人生最後にして　最高の晴れ舞台 
小生が　お手伝いします 
美しく麗しく　彩りましょう 
楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい 
あなたの身体は　小生のモノ 
お悩み無用　憂いも無用 
いつでも　お気軽に　ご相談あれ 
小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー 
裏情報も　提供します 
お望みならば　ピンクのしおりで 
あなたの運命　差し換えします 
ぬるい紅茶と焼きたてのクッキーで 
さあゆっくり　お話しましょう 
対価は極上の笑いだけでいい 
楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい 
今日も死体と　戯れましょう 
遠慮は無用　お金も無用 
永遠（とわ）の　眠りへ　いざないましょう 
『さーて、今回ご紹介する、目玉商品はこちら。 
小生手作り特製高級棺桶。 
木枠は、ウェールズ産の高級マホガニー 
お布団はヨークシャー産の品質認定書付きウール。 
棺桶いっぱいのホワイトリリィが 
あなたの身体をやさしく包み込む。 
イーッヒッヒッヒッヒ…。』 
人生最後にして　最高の晴れ舞台 
小生が　お手伝いします 
あなたの身体を　美しく麗しく　彩りましょう 
楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい 
あなたの身体は　小生のモノ 
お悩み無用　憂いも無用 
いつでも　お気軽に　ご相談あれ 
永遠の眠りへ　いざないましょう 
イーッヒッヒッヒッヒ…。
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Romaji=
Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Goirai no hi wo Omachi shitemasu
Anata no karada Kirei ni shimashou
Saa jikkuri to Oshirabe shimashou
Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Goirai no ken Hikiukemashou
Anata dake no tame Tezukuri kan'oke
Negokochi saikou Kitto manzoku shimasu
Jinsei saigo ni shite Saikou no harebutai
Shousei ga Otetsudai shimasu
Utsukushiku uruwashiku Irodorimashou
Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Anata no karada wa Shousei no mono
Onayami muyou Urei mo muyou
Itsudemo Okigaru ni Gosoudan are
Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Urajouhou mo Teikyou shimasu
Onozomi naraba PINK no shiori de
Anata no unmei Sashikae shimasu
Nurui koucha to yakitate no COOKIE de
Saa yukkuri Ohanashi shimashou
Taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii
Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Kyou mo shitai to Tawamuremashou
Enryo wa muyou Okane mo muyou
Towa no Nemuri e Izanaimashou
"Saate, konkai goshoukai suru, medama shouhin wa kochira.
Shousei tezukuri tokusei koukyuu kan'oke.
Kiwaku wa, Wales-san no koukyuu MAHOGANY,
Ofuton wa Yorkshire-san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki WOOL.
Kan'oke ippai no WHITE LILY ga
Anata no karada wo yasashiku tsutsumikomu.
Iihihihihi...."
Jinsei saigo ni shite Saikou no harebutai
Shousei ga Otetsudai shimasu
Anata no karada wo Utsukushiku uruwashiku Irodorimashou
Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Anata no karada wa Shousei no mono
Onayami muyou Urei mo muyou
Itsudemo Okigaru ni Gosoudan are
Eien no Nemuri e Izanaimashou
Iihihihihi...
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English=
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I humbly await the day to provide service to you.
Let me make your body nice and clean,
and allow me to examine you carefully.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I humbly accept your request for service.
I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you,
and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Your body will be in my possession.
There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
because you can always feel free to consult me.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
and I can also provide you some underground information.
If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark
and completely change your destiny.
Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies,
and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat.
The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses.
There's no need for restraint or money.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today:
a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self.
The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales,
and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter.
In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced
by the countless white lilies placed around you.
Ahehehehe..."
In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
Your body will be in my possession.
There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
because you can always feel free to consult me.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
Ahehehehe...
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