Literally the best thing anyone has ever done

Literally the best thing anyone has ever done has been done by Elpea on May 21, 2019. 
==Background==
Ever since we upgraded the forums to remain relevant in the chaotic landscape of 2019 internet, there's been a huge and annoying thing that informed you that there's an even newer version available right on top of the page. 
==So then==
After about five months Elpea was like fuck this shit and beat that thing to death with his enormous dick
==And this is why Elpea is a hero and we should all aspire to be more like Elpea in every way==
except in our opinions on a number of things including, but not limited to, coriander.
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