The Sins and Death

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you today. Seven arrogant assholes being struck by karma. There’s the hockey fan who couldn’t keep his eye on the puck, the perv who sucked away his life, The greedy maneater who peeked out a window and stayed out, the fat bastard whose eyes were bigger then his stomach, The short-tempered politician who got hit by a truck, The caffeine addict who crashed and burned, and the divorcee who met a unicorn.
Death
#	Event Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death 	Name of Victim
760	Hockey Plight In Buffalo	October 1, 2005 	harlem new york 	An over-the-top Hockey superfan loses his temper at a game and climbs the glass in an attempt to beat up an opposing player. However, he is struck in the forehead by a stray puck and killed. 	jason
40 	Plastic
Orgasmic 	June 11, 2010 	sacramento california	A pervert hooks up a vacuum cleaner to a plastic bag to try and get an erection. He suffocates when all the air is sucked out of his bag too quickly, and authorities find his body two days later.	kevin
19 	glass holed 	march 1 2000 	honolulu hawai 	A corrupt, greedy boss attempts to threaten one of her colleagues into having sex with her, but he pushes her into a window. The glass pops out of it’s frame and she falls to her death. 	amelia
291	eating it 	july 30 1990 	dallas texas 	A fat manchild regularly terrorizes the staff at his local Hooters. During one of his visits, he overeats and his stomach ruptures. He collapses to the ground and dies of internal bleeding. 	eric
100	Mother-Trucker 	january 1st 2002	nashville tennessee 	A short-tempered politician currently running for senator runs out of a restaurant to avoid an expensive bill, and a chase ensues. He is hit by a truck and dies when he flies toward a pole. 	mike
69 	coffee breakead 	february 1 1976 	houston texas 	A caffeine addict falls asleep at the wheel, drives into a lake, and drowns. 	madison
498	jack and his unicorn 	December
25, 1989	las vegas nevada 	A recent divorcee breaks into the home of her ex-wife to attack her during the holidays.
He is tripped by her new husband and spears his throat on a glass unicorn ornament. 	jack
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