Season 12 (Evangelion Saga trailer)

(Open up to Princess Peach, standing at a cliff’s edge in the sunset and singing.)
Peach: Like an angel
With cruel and merciless intent
Go forth, young boy
And you'll become a legend
(Music cuts out. We see Mario and SMG4 sleeping, Luigi screaming that he doesn’t want to die, and a new person with a black cap and shirt and gray overalls.)
New person: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST
Peach: *sigh* I need a freaking drink...
(Cruel Angel's Thesis starts playing.)
(We see an angry man standing next to one of the Evangelions.)
Man: Alright, listen up! I'm Hedoshi "GET IN THE FREAKING ROBOT!!!" Samaku!
SMG4: I don't think that's Japanese—
Samaku: GET IN THE FREAKING ROBOT...er...what is your name?
(SMG4 jumps into the Evangelion.)
SMG4: Supermarioglitchy4. Or just SMG4.
Samaku: Glitch-B*tch it is, then!
SMG4: Please don't.
(Introductory splash for the gray overall guy appears.)
MAKUMO MIYOTO
Talents: Angsting
Translated From "Faux Japanese": Broken boy from the south
Makumo: WAAAAAAH MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAD AND MY FOSTER PARENTS ARE EEEEEEEVIL AND EVERYONE HAAAAAATES ME BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL-AL-AL! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! WAAAAAAH!
Mario: Can we get back to the robot fights yet?
(Introductory splash for another character, this one female, with orange hair.)
Sakira Deyokoto
Talents: Calling people bakas
Translated from "Faux Japanese": Lovely, yet sharp-tongued
Sakira: UGH! You're such a baka! Why do I always have to be kept waiting?!
Luigi: Look, if you don't like it, maybe we should stop walking to the battle together?
Sakira: N-no... UGH! Why are you so hard to figure out, hard to please? But d-don't get the wrong idea! It's not that I-
Luigi: -like you or anything. I've heard that twenty times today!
Sakira: ...baka.
(We finally see epic robot battles.)
Mario: YEAH! WOOHOO!
(Mario shoots a guided missile. Then another. The first hits SMG4.)
SMG4: OW, WHAT THE FLIP!
(The second hits Makumo.)
Makumo: OWWWWW WAAAAAAH! NOT EVEN MY TEAM LIKES MEEEEEEEE! I AM UNLOVABLEEEEEE!
SMG4: oh my god...
(SMG4 throws a bomb at Makumo, which destroys his robot.)
SMG4: BACK TO THE ACTION!
(The screen depicts the words, "SM64 Bloopers: Evangelion Saga" over a light blue background. The song ends.)
SMG4: DAMMIT, THE TRAILER'S OVER!
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