Underbucks: The Multiversal Cafe

=== Welcome To Underbucks, your Multiversal Cafe! We hope this Cafe supports your everyday needs :) ===
== Staff ==
=== Contact any of our staff and we'll help you immediately! ===
Owner:ArcticWeirdo
Co-Owner: NightmareSentMe
Workers:Aye FriendS? and ChaoticSquid.
Delivery: RONNIE
Almighty God/Observer:Freddo.
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== Menu ==
==== We sell some amazing things here! ====
=== Normal Food Items ===
Squid's Whale Soup: Made by Squid all day, every day. Tastes like whales. Our giant squid brethren supply us with fresh sperm whale. 700G. Currently Unavailable due to certain health concerns.
HATE Soup: For those with issues. Eating this might make you controlled by HATE. Reccomended only for those already controlled. 45G.
Pizza Bagels: Yes. Just Yes. 40G.
Normal Bagels: Normal Bagels. Can order toasted and with cream cheese on the side. 16G.
Chili Cat: Instead of a Chili Dog, It's a Chili Cat. Simple. 20G.
=== Sandwiches ===
RONNIE Special: A bacon and egg sandwich with bacon croissants as bread. 60G.
Cheese and Pickles Sandwich: Self Explanatory. 50G.
Head Dog Sub: For the....er...crazier of us. 35G.
The Sanswich: Any sans will like it, no matter what. It has loads of condiments. 5G.
Edgy Panini: Don't ask, Fell!Papyrus made this for us.
TES: Toast, egg, syrup, 2 bacons, hashbrowns, and toast combined to make a beautiful sandwich. Thanks Raw. 25G.
Worm Burger: Burger made from worms. 30G.
Knuckle Sandwich: Tastes like a punch in the gut.....but it tastes good? We don't know either. 90G.
=== Frappuchinos ===
Mercy Frappe: A sweet treat for the pacifist in us all. 35G.
Neutral Frappe: Sour and sweet, super delicious. 40G.
Geno Frappe: A bitter concoction that only those who are truly evil will like. 50G.
Error Frappuchino: Made of little bits of corrupted code and stuff. 65G.
ButterScotch Cinnamon Pie Frappuchino: For those who have lost their goat mother figure. 67G.
Marshmallow Frappuchino: Just take 300 marshmallows and blend them with Ice and milk. 50G.
=== Sweet Stuff ===
Golden Apple Pie: For when you feel really sad, this is the pie for you. (Don't ask how we have golden apples....) 65G.
Negativity Apple Pie: Why would you want to....nevermind. 70G
Outer Space Coffee Cake: Made with some space junk we found in Outertale. 55G.
Freddo Cake: Made with the almighty Freddo's blessing. 60,000G.
Vodka Milkshake: A milkshake made with vodka. Drink Responisbly. 45G.
=== Coffees, Teas, and Other Drinks. ===
Swapped Mocha: Lots and lots of coffee mixed with sugar and cream. It tastes yummy. 45G.
Underbucks Signature Roast: Our most popular coffee. It tastes like your favorite food. 45G.
Classic Coffee: We actually stole this coffee from Starbucks. 30G.
Iced Golden Flower Tea: When making at home, make sure you don't use buttercups.25G.
Infinity Coffee: Coffee made from rejection. Varies in taste. 50G.
T.E.A: For when there is wiki drama, and you just wanna watch. 40G.
Depresso Espresso: It'll either cure your depression or make it worse. It's a 50/50 bet. 50G.
Hot Cocoa: Made in Hotland. Wait to cool. 25G.
Cup of Sunlight: We took the sun. Put it in a cup. Wear sunglasses when drinking. 80G.
Cappuccinko: Tastes icky and bitter, and why is it black? 50g
=== Extras (Stuff We Wanna Get Rid Of) ===
Whipped Cream By The Can: 25 G every 2 cans. You cannot buy only one.
Robens Jean Brand Gravy: 15 G a container
Idiot Sandwich: Courtesy of Gordon Ramsey. 35G a sandwich. 
Paint Vial Sundae: Once one of ink's vials was emptied into our Ice Cream....here was the result. 60G.
The iTEM: We can't seem to get rid of these... They're Temmie Flake Cookies. 2G for every 16 cookies.
Mayobleachupolinemite: A type of burger inspired by Withering. 60G
=== Souveneirs ===
Taylor Swift's Microphone: Wait-what? Where did we get that? Attack 500. 90G.
Mini Freddo: Mini copies of the mighty Freddo. Will grant you 3 wishes. 85G.
Underbucks Cups: In all shapes and sizes. Tall: 60G Medium: 50G Small: 40G.
Underbucks Mugs: For your coffee. 45G.
Free Kitten: Immortal kitties with no need for food or water. They also attack stuff for you. Training not required.
Suspicious Coffee Cup:We wouldn’t advise drinking coffee out of it. 1 use only. Atk Infinite.99999999999 G
frisks stick:what.... how.. when?... 100g
== Other Things To Look At Here... ==
Squid's Storeroom
Go check it out, we have drugs and squids.
Temple Of Freddo
=== *Cafe Currently Under Construction* ===