Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 34

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The 34th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features British evolutionist Charles Darwin versus Pokemon trainer, Ash Ketchum. It was released August 8th, 2013.
==Cast:==
Justin Buckner as Ash Ketchum
Mat4yo as Charles Darwin
==Lyrics:==
===Ash Ketchum:===
A Wild Darwin appeared? This should be easy to catch!
Get off your ass, lazy man, so we can begin this match!
You look unimpressed, is it because I don't exist in real life?
Hey, I may be fictional, but my abilities are rife!
I'll rage like a Gyarados and crush you like an Onix, then,
I'll haunt you like a Gengar so you'll never sleep again!
You think you're a better evolutionist, but the tides have turned,
I hope you've brought a water type because you just got burned!
===Charles Darwin:===
Unlike you, I don't play with make-believe creatures, you little turd,
You flip your hat, 'cause you're too young to flip me the bird!
How's your show for kids if it practially promotes brutality?
You're just dreaming about all of this because you can't accept reality!
And the reality of this is, you look like you're two!
Hell kid, even Pikachu grows up faster than you!
Your whole universe is jealous of me, Ash, and it's no mystery,
The members of Team Rocket are even named after history!
===Ash Ketchum:===
Just like nature, when judging you, I'll be picky and selective!
If you can't tell monkey lover, your attacks are Ineffective!
What's the matter Dar-lose? You're starting to look pretty pissed!
Are you mad because you're losing to someone who doesn't actually exsist?
I know kids always think about girls, but this "prodigy" here doesn't!
Yes, I may be in the friend-zone, but you banged your own cousin!
Kids probably wouldn't have heard of evolution without me,
But your little Diglet is all you want kids to see!
===Charles Darwin:===
Because of you, a lot of kids know of my theory, yes, but you're wrong!
You seriously think "Leveling Up" is what progresses evolution along?
Me, a pedophile? That's the biggest lie of them all!
You entered an old professor's lab when he offered you balls!
You were voiced by a girl? Gee, talk about masculinity!
I'd rather face Gary Oak, but he still wouldn't be as good as me!
Gonna catch 'em all? There's less than eighty Pokemon you've tamed,
You think you'll get all the fame? You aren't even in the games!
<poll>
Who Won?
Ash Ketchum
Charles Darwin
</poll>
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