Wii P

The Wii P is an oddball home console made by , lampooning Fantendo's large repository of largely ridiculous successors to the Wii. The console appears to be an orange Wii with a white oval and the capital letter P on the side, though it still boasts improved hardware compared to the Wii and an entirely unique operating system.
A successor to the Wii U, the Wii P exists in one of Nintendo's Darkest Timelines, where rather than learning from the Wii U's mistakes they instead expanded on them. Due to the console's gimmicks, the price was ramped up to the point that even dedicated Nintendo fans encountered difficulty buying it.
==Controller==
The Wii P's controller, dubbed the P-Gun officially and the Pee Remote by haters, is its most polarizing feature. It is largely modeled after the existing Wii Remote, albeit slimmer, and with light blue being the typical color of the controller rather than white.
A much-marketed improvement is the addition of the TV Control button from the Wii U GamePad, which lets the P-Gun function as a legitimate television remote. Next to the Power button is an Input button. There is a new G button, short for Guide, below the A button, and in the same shape as the Nintendo GameCube's X and Y buttons. The Plus and Minus buttons have been moved to the left and combined into a switch that can be used to manipulate volume using the TV Remote function. On the opposite side is a switch with Times and Divided buttons, which may be used for channel navigation. The bottom of the P-Gun sees the 1 and 2 buttons replaced by a whole numeric keypad, allowing for many more inputs or a makeshift secondary control pad in games that use the P-Gun sideways.
Despite these seemingly mundane changes, the Wii P's P-Gun is sincerely the most innovative controller on the market—not in terms of gameplay capabilities, but in terms of theoretical physics. In addition to use as a videogame controller and a television remote, players can press a button in the peripheral's top-right corner to switch the P-Gun into NHPD Mode, in which it can be used as a portal gun such as the one from the Portal series.
Pressing the B button in NHPD Mode shoots a blue portal, and holding A turns on the controller's short-range zero-point energy field manipulator. Users must shell out an additional sum of money for the orange, Nunchuk-like P-Chuk controller to make NHPD Mode fully functional. Pressing the P-Chuk Z trigger in NHPD Mode shoots an orange portal, thus enabling two portals to link together through an effective hole in the spacetime continuum.
==Reception==
The Wii P was met with mixed reception in most circles. Scientists couldn't explain how Nintendo created such a device, and expressed concerns that this console would quickly lead to the apocalypse.
Some physicists were even driven insane and questioned their own reality. Observational astronomy savant Galileo Galilei speculated that "[n]one of this situation can be real. It's all just a part of an article hosted on some shitty fanon website that's mainly frequented by bored and procrastinatory teenagers. This very quotation is part of a self-deprecating joke that is only funny due to an unexpectedly recursive nature, and that is now dragging on too long. Also, I'm fairly sure I died, like, around years ago, so that would be an issue too," shortly before being taken to a psychiatric hospital.
Those who managed to purchase the Wii P system were disappointed with the game library. The only launch title was Valve's Portal Bundle, ironically superseded by the Wii P's gimmick itself, and other third-parties were exceedingly reluctant to develop for the console.
==Trivia==
*The physical design of the console is based on that of the Wii Jeff. Unlike that system, the Wii P does not have any glitch known to erase save data randomly.
*Portals could originally not be closed, but a "driver" patch issued several months after the console's launch lets a user press C in NHPD Mode to close both portals.
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