Martha

== General Info ==
Martha is one of the most normal characters in the WYSI cast. She's a middle aged woman who was accidentally turned into a werewolf from Tit. Despite the incident, they are both close friends. Her primary job is to be YannyTord's maid, and she was a royal gift for him when he turned 25. She used to despise him for making her go out and do the stupidest things like finding a 10ft minion statue, but over the years as YannyTord has calmed down (relatively) and as she's gotten used to him, she doesn't really mind her job. Post act 4, she gets promoted to the head royal maid, so she can command others to do the jobs she doesn't want to do.
==Background==
Martha wasn't actually birthed, she was hatched from an egg that was laid by Queen Elizabeth. Despite this, she does have a biological father, that being Erwin, who happened to be YannyTord's father's personal penis butler. She knew from a young age that her duty was to be assigned to the youngest prince once he were to turn 25, and so when YannyTord turned that age, she was sent to the Tordsworld house to live with and serve YannyTord's family. As stated above, she didn't always enjoy her job , but after a couple years and after taking care of and bonding with Strange, she learned to love her job and to tolerate YannyTord's antics and trolling. The only thing she couldn't really fix was her relationship with Domstiel, who HATES women.
During the events of act 4, once they were in the creepypasta mansion, she fell in love with Jane the killer. They explored each other's bodies in the mansion, and post act 4, Jane moved into the Buckingham Palace and they officially called themselves girlfriends. A couple years later, they also met Amanda Young and decided to have a polyamorous lesbian relationship. They all live in the mansion together and are the mothers of Ben Drowned, Nina the killer, and Billy.
==Appearance==
Martha is a tall woman, coming in at the height of 6'0". She accentuates her height with high heels and a poofy, top heavy hairstyle. Her very light brown hair is in a giant pony tail, which flows down and merges with her werewolf tail. She has a couple strands of hair to frame her face, often being put behind her wolf ears, where she also dawns giant gold earrings. She has emerald green eyes, but one of them is a glass eye from the events of act 4. Around the glass eye are some small scars. She tends to wear light makeup with nude eyeshadow and a bright red lipstick. Her most common outfight is a traditional maid dress that goes down to her ankles, and long white gloves with some gold bracelets.
==Hobbies and Interests==
Martha's interests are pretty stereotypical of middle aged women. She enjoys couponing, knitting, hiking, and light cleaning. She also enjoys doing these things with her 2 wives and her kids. And since she has such a busy lifestyle, she takes yoga classes on her own about twice a week.
==Fun Facts==
* She pisses on the F6 square of The Toilet Grid
* She's a massive prude, and is absolutely horrified by sex. She has sex with Jane and Amanda of course, but she considers it a VERY private matter, becoming anxious whenever it's brought up outside the bedroom.
*She has a thick, posh british accent.
*Her favorite food is carbonated baked beans.
*She's been growing out her hair since she was in her early 20s, she only gets a trim once a year to get rid of unhealthy hair and split ends.
**She's VERY particular about her hair, having almost 10 different products she uses every day. The amount of shampoo and hairspray she goes through in a single year is enough to last a normal person their entire lifetime.
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