Animeme Rap Battles 2

thumb|right|335 pxNyan Cat vs Grumpy Cat is the second installment of Animeme Rap Battles. It features one of the most viewed and popular memes, Nyan Cat, battling famous mean cat meme, Grumpy Cat, to see who is the better superfamous cat meme.
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==Cast==
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Shane Dawson as Nyan Cat
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DailyGrace as Grumpy Cat
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==Lyrics==
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===Nyan Cat:===
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Look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane.
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It's just little old me, Nyan Cat's the name.
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I'm a Pop Tart, don't get it twisted son,
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Been crushing cosmic pussy since life number 1!
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I'm the first cat in space, won the cat space race,
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Here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face!
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Oh your name is Tard? That's short for retarded!
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Don't get mad, have some Skittles, I just sharted.
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Your face looks like the shitty cat version of Ron Swanson.
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You'll be forgotten, like the pubes hanging off my johnson.
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You're big in real life, but on YouTube I'm huge.
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You can die tomorrow, I'll still get 80,000 views!
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===Grumpy Cat:===
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What doesn't kill you pisses me off.
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So I'm gonna be the one to fucking finish the job!
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I eat, I sleep, I excrete, and lick my paws.
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You fly through space, that's it? You should be hauling around Santa Claus.
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I'll eat you for breakfast, turn you into a nice turd.
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Have you seen Titanic? My favorite actor was the iceberg.
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I'm a celebrity, I'm in Time Magazines.
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I'm the biggest thing in pets since motherfucking Lassie.
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You're a try hard, I didn't even want fame.
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Kicking your ass? It's in my DNA.
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===Nyan Cat:===
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You're shorter than the pinky of Peter Dinklage.
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Scratch that, more like Dinklage's Peter, going through shrinkage.
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You're still a virgin, my penis caused the big bang!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
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What's wrong, Grumpy? Where's the other 6 dwarves?
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Celebrating your absence with coffee flavored liquors?
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You're bout to get spade, and I've got a flush,
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you down the toilet, your wack raps make me blush!
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I'll put you to blender, turn you to slush!
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TBH, you're not the first pussy I've crushed!
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===Grumpy Cat:===
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Crush me with those rhymes? You're batshit delirious.
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I had fun once, it was a traumatic experience.
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And maybe I am smaller than a midget's fridget noodle.
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But at least I ain't some kind of wannabe Toaster Strudel.
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You ain't shit, you're ancient, you're 8 bit, Atari,
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Just quit, you won't get these 8 tits, I'm sorry.
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'Cause the only reason you got to be that tasty,
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Is your dad couldn't get pussy so he sexed a pastry.
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<poll>Who won?
 
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Grumpy Cat
 
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Nyan Cat
 
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</poll>
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Category:Animeme Rap Battles
Category:Nyan Cat
Category:Grumpy Cat