Walter White vs. PI

Walter White vs. PI is the forty-second episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the fourth episode of the fifth and final season. It was written by and released on July 3, 2023.
The episode is a direct sequel to the episode Road Drip, with the cold open taking place immediately after the episode's events and before all episodes in-between Road Drip and this one.
== Transcript ==
===Cold Open===
[Opening of PI Headquarters. Text shows up in the screen reading "March 15, 2023". Zoom into Daddy Pig's car]
Walter White: We're here.
[Walter White gets out the car and walks towards the PI Headquarters, only for it to be closed.]
Walter White: DAMN IT!
[Walter White looks at where the car should be, only for it to gone]
Walter White: You have got to be kidding me...
[Cut to Daddy Pig fastly driving the car out of the desert]
Daddy Pig: Phew!
Uncle Pig: WE JUST LEFT A GUY STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
Daddy Pig: So?
===Episode===
[Opening shot if the pig residence. Text appears on the screen reading "Present Day". Zoom into the House where the Pig family is watching TV]
Perch Perkins: Good Morning Peppa Pig World! As you all know, Apollo was recently shut down.
George: *starts crying* 
Narrator: Oh dear! George was an avid user of Apollo!
Mummy Pig: It's okay George, It's okay.
[The doorbell rings]
Daddy Pig: I'll get it!
[Daddy Pig opens the door and sees SpongeBob]
Daddy Pig: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Hi Daddy Pig. I was wondering if you wanted to hang out?
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: Sure!
[Cut to Daddy Pig leaving] 
Peppa: See you tomorrow, Daddy!
Daddy Pig: Bye!
[Cut to SpongeBob and Daddy Pig entering SpongeBob's pinneapple]
SpongeBob: Guess who's back?
Uncle Pig: *sarcastic* Yay!
Daddy Pig: Hey SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes Daddy Pig?
Daddy Pig: I'm thinking maybe we could continue our adventure from March!
[SpongeBob stares at Daddy Pig confused]
Daddy Pig: The one where we were searching for my parents!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah that one! Although, I don't think we should go on a road trip again...
Uncle Pig: I think I still have Dad in my contacts.
Daddy Pig: Great!
[Uncle Pig calls Daddy Daddy Pig. The gang waits for him to answer]
Daddy Pig: I hope this works!
Answering Machine: Hello. This is Shady Sholes Retirement Home. The person you are trying to call, Daddy Daddy Pig, has passed away.
[Daddy Pig and Uncle Pig break down in tears]
Narrator: Oh dear! Daddy Daddy Pig is dead!
[Fade to black. Cut to a PI Employee walking towards the PI Headquarters.]
PI Employee: *whistling* 
[The employee sees Walter White, who had been standing there for months] 
PI Employee: Huh?
[Walter White lunges at the employee]
Walter White: LISTEN HERE YOU EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING! I HAVE A LIST OF DEMANDS FOR YOUR ROTTEN COMPANY, AND IF THEY DON'T GET MET...
[Walter White pulls out an army knife]
Walter White: THERE'S GONNA BE A COUPLE MOURNING FAMILYS!
[Cut back to SpongeBob's pineapple. Uncle Pig is sitting on the couch, scrolling through pictures of Daddy Daddy Pig]
Uncle Pig: T-This is all so sudden! You think Mummy Daddy Pig would tell us that he died, but, no!
[Uncle Pig's phone starts ringing]
Uncle Pig: DADDY PIG COME QUICK!
Daddy Pig: What?
Uncle Pig: MUMMY DADDY PIG IS CALLING!
Mummy Daddy Pig: Hey Uncle Pig!
Uncle Pig: Sup, Mum.
Mummy Daddy Pig: I'm getting married to that lifeguard!
[Daddy Pig grabs the phone out of Uncle Pig's hands]
Daddy Pig: WHO IS HE? WHAT'S HIS NAME? I NEED TO KNOW WHO MY REAL FATHER IS!
[Pause.]
Mummy Daddy Pig: Uncle Pig, you told him? 
Uncle Pig: It was an accident, I swear!
[Cut to Shady Shoals Retirement Home]
SSRH Employee: Larry the Lobster's Dad, You got visitors!
Larry the Lobster's Dad: Who are they?
SSRH Employee: Uncle and Daddy Pig
[The two walk into the room]
Daddy Pig: Real dad?
Larry the Lobster's Dad: Other son?
[Daddy Pig and Larry the Lobster's Dad hug each other]
Uncle Pig: Well that closes this chapter!
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: We still need to know why mum cheated on dad!
[Pause.]
Uncle Pig: Oh shit you're right.
[Cut to the PI Headquarters, where the boss (thatjess) is committing tax fraud]
thatjess: Stupid UK isn't getting a penny of my money!
[Someone knocks on the door]
thatjess: Unless you're a police officer, come in!
[Walter White bursts open the door and pulls a gun to thatjess head]
Walter White: LISTEN YOU DIRTBAG! YIU ARE GONNA REINSTATE THAT DELETED SCENES FROM THE SPONGEBOB AND DADDY PIG MOVIE!
thatjess: But sir, we already have The Breaking Bad Cut!
Walter White: THEN DELETE THE ORIGINAL!
[thatjess goes on her computer, then opens a browser windows that has a big button saying "DELETE THE SPONGEBOB AND DADDY PIG MOVIE" on it]
Walter White: PRESS THAT DAMN BUTTON! 
[thatjess moves her cursor towards the button when, suddenly, the power goes out. A gunshot is then heard. Cut to SpongeBob's pineapple. SpongeBob, Stanley, and Gary 3 are waiting for Daddy Pig and Uncle Pig]
SpongeBob: *looking at his watch* Those two should be here any minute!
Gary 3: I'm bored. I'm gonna go watch TV. 
Stanley: Same.
[Gary 3 turns on the TV]
Perch Perkins: Good evening Peppa Pig world! PI CEO thatjess has been found dead in her office.
[Everyone's eyes widen. Daddy Pig and Uncle Pig enter the pineapple]
Daddy Pig: *looks around* What's with the faces?
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