Conquer Earth Simulator

Conquer Earth Simulator is a game by a user named Jsslade who may not or may exist. It is a loving spoof of the mobile game company Kairosoft, who also makes games on Switch and I highly recommend you play the Switch demo for Anime Studio Story
== Gameplay ==
The game is essentially an opposite day version of Kairobotica, where you try to do exactly what the title suggests.
The player can recruit numerous characters of odd types to assist them, which will be listed later through the article.
Battles play out like Kairobotica (play the demo for Nintendo Switch, and you'll understand perfectly), with the strongest units in the front of the line, and the weak ones in the back.
There are also expeditions, where you send your units (and yourself; albeit not in battle) into Metroid-esque dungeons (in which you play as Wairobot, who is using pistols to fight). Attacking enemies triggers a battle with them as usual. Every dungeon ends with a battle against a random Special Enemy, who is a very rare enemy that only appears in dungeons as a boss. Kill them, and the unit is yours.
== Plot ==
You are Wairobot. You have recently decided to pose as a premium currency vendor on Earth. Little do they know, you want to take over the world for no particular reason at all! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
== Units (incomplete) ==
The following units are in this game. They are sorted as follows:
Name; HP; Attack; Description of Unit
Units
Wairo Clone	10 	10 	A clone of you that serves the sole purpose of killing random turds.
Holy Shit 	50 	30 	Get it?
Kairobot 	10 	10 	OBLIGATORY KAIROBOT CAMEO LOL
Mochipon 	250	100	Some random scientist you kidnapped and forced to help you kill people.
== Support Characters ==
These characters do not affect battle, but instead support your team. They do attack enemies for you ,though.
Sorted by: Name; Attack; Ability; Fuel Meter Maximum
Wairobot (aka you) 	10 	Shoots an enemy, damaging them. Hits twice when at only 1 fuel point.	3
Green de la Bean (what's he doing here?)	BEANED!	BEANS! an enemy, killing them istantly. 	1
TBA 	TBA 	TBA 	TBA
TBA 	TBA 	TBA 	TBA
Category:Jsslade
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