Low Definition: A Family of Clowns

Game Show episode 50, posted December 9, 2016.
Low Definition episode 9
It’s time once again to make up fake definitions for stupid words. This time we also dive into unexplored regions of both iTunes and the App Store. But don’t worry, listener! Steve Lutz is gunning for you. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Antony Johnston
* Tiffany Arment
* Liz Myles
* Glenn Fleishman
* Jason Snell
* David J. Loehr (winner)
== Words ==
Definitions highlighted in yellow are considered correct and are awarded 3 points.
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=== Round 1 - jipijapa ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A native method of growing crops in the desert southwest using diverted river water	Jason 	
A person with 11 toes 	Tiff 	Antony, Liz
A symmetrical building with no more than three floors. 	Liz 	
A palm tree whose leaves are used for making Panama hats 	David 	
A South American flowering plant with bright blue edible berries 	Glenn 	Jason
a palm tree whose leaves are used for making Panama hats 	Correct Definition	Tiff, Glenn
A multicoloured cloth worn by Apallachian mules 	Antony 	
==== Standings: ====
* Tiff - 4
* David - 3
* Glenn - 3
* Antony - 0
* Liz - 0
* Jason - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - distelfink (from Listener Shawn) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An erotic ice sculpture artist 	Tiff 	
A pastry similar to strudel made with almonds and apricots 	David 	Jason
The act of attending a Bavarian winter market 	Antony 	
A word borrowed from Norwegian for a malfunctioning telephone	Glenn 	
An abstract painting that uses only one colour 	Liz 	Antony
A stylized goldfinch used in Pennsylvania Dutch folk art 	Correct Definition	Liz, Glenn, David
A one-way train ticket 	Jason 	Tiff
==== Standings: ====
* David - 6
* Glenn - 5
* Tiff - 4
* Liz - 3
* Jason - 1
* Antony - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 3 - Deep Cuts ===
Given the title of a song, come up with the opening couplet.
Goin' Berzerk - Buckner & Garcia
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
"Gotta run run run run run from Otto! / If you can't turn fast, gunna be blotto!"	Glenn 	Tiff
Running in the maze, don't wanna see the face 	Antony 	
You Can't Run, You Can't Hide / The Androids Are Waiting Inside 	Jason 	Liz, Antony
“Better watch your back he’s coming for you” 	Tiff 	Glenn, Jason
Erk, erk, erk, beserk; beskerer erk erk 	Liz 	
I can move in eight directions / Once I start I'm never done 	David 	
I can move in eight directions / Once I start I'm never done 	Correct Couplet	
==== Standings: ====
* David - 9
* Glenn - 6
* Tiff - 6
* Liz - 3
* Jason - 3
* Antony - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 4 - negus ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A cloud-shaped birthmark 	Glenn 	Jason, Antony, Tiff
A book organizational system that predates Dewey Decimal 	Tiff 	
A hot drink invented by Colonel Francis Negus 	Correct Definition	David, Liz
A large metal pick, generally used with a shovel in gold prospecting 	Jason 	Glenn
The Romanised name of the Greek messenger who inspired the first Marathon foot race. 	Liz 	
The soiled underside of a horse-drawn cart 	Antony 	
The former terminus or terminal point of a railway, negated when the line is extended	David 	
==== Standings: ====
* David - 11
* Glenn - 9
* Tiff - 6
* Liz - 5
* Jason - 4
* Antony - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 5 - farctate ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The state of having overeaten 	Correct Definition	David
The fugue state experienced by a cat after ingesting catnip. 	Tiff 	
The process of crystallizing fruit sugar 	Glenn 	Jason
To ritually walk in circles around a fresh grave 	Antony 	Tiff
A mineral residue left behind by the process of purifying drinking water	Jason 	Antony, Glenn
When a star consumes enough of its hydrogen to alter its visible colour 	Liz 	
Stuffed, from the latin farctus "to stuff" 	David 	Liz
==== Standings: ====
* David - 14
* Glenn - 10
* Tiff - 6
* Jason - 6
* Liz - 5
* Antony - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 6 - Like Tinder, but for aluminum siding ===
Given the name of an unusual or weird app for your phone or device, describe the app.
Generation Lamp
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Definition 	Written By	Chosen By
There's a genie lamp on screen which you swipe on or rub repeatedly, and it produces Magic Eightball like responses for millennials, like, "a hipster says no" and "answer foamy, ask again later"	Glenn 	
Walks you through the process of setting up a web server on your Mac 	Antony 	Glenn
An app that displays a light whose brightness is determined by how fast you move your finger in a circle on screen. 	Jason 	Antony, Tiff
Alters the brightness of screen depending on the age of the user 	Liz 	Jason
Displays every color in the RGB spectrum at the rate of one per minute 	Correct 	David
Turns your screen into a flashlight represented by various lamp styles 	Tiff 	
An app that turns your phone into a lamp for generations, soothing you with colors and the inability to use your phone while it's on 	David 	Liz
==== Standings: ====
* David - 17
* Glenn - 10
* Jason - 8
* Liz - 6
* Tiff - 6
* Antony - 2
* Steve - 0
=== Round 7 (The Crazy Round!) - dedans ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A hand-operated mechanical device for curling eyelashes 	Jason 	
A woollen cardigan worn tied over the shoulders 	Antony 	
Inside or within, from the French 	David 	
An open gallery for spectators at a tennis match 	Correct Definition	Antony, Liz, Glenn, Jason, David
The insignia French police wear on the right sleeve of their formal uniform.	Liz 	Tiff
American slang for an uncouth person 	Tiff 	
A process of determining an answer through deductive reasoning 	Glenn 	
==== Standings: ====
* David - 19
* Glenn - 12
* Jason - 10
* Liz - 9
* Tiff - 7 (Awarded 1 bonus point for Steve mis-copying her definition)
* Antony - 3
* Steve - 0
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