2022 Power Rankings-Bowl Week

==Introduction==
Happy New Year! Everyone is 0-0 (unless you're Ohio State) and we have one more week of action to close out the 2022 season of LOC. 
Some of us might be hung over. Some of us might still be sad from last week (or from the last 16 weeks). Luckily, football is here to make us all feel better.
All the bowl games are set, with some unlikely matchups in unlikely places. Let's get into it.
== Semifinals - How It Went Down ==
It's not the Glory Bowl many wanted, but it's the one we got. Two former champions, one looking to defend his title from 2021 and the other hoping to reclaim the throne for the first time since 2012. There were fireworks in both games this week as Papa blew a huge lead to momma and Idiots hung on to take down the regular season's best team, Duck Punchers. 
For Papa, it was a comedy of errors. It all started when he opted to keep Chuba Hubbard on the bench. Last week, it was for Campbell. Somehow that didn't bite him in the ass. This week, it's hard to say it bit him in the ass but it certainly set the tone. Hubbard ended with 24.13 points. 
But that's fine because the vibes weren't great on Momma's side of things. Zay Jones kicked things off Thursday night with 2.28 points. In the same game Hubbard went off, Swift got Momma just 4.20 points. Kirk Cousins outscored Patrick Mahomes 42.26-35.66 and San Fran defense got outscored narrowly by Cincy 25-24. Things were shaping up great for Papa, so much so that he spent all of Christmas Even buzzing about a return to the Glory Bowl for the first time since 2011. 
It got so close to sure thing that we were in "anything short of a complete collapse and you're in the Glory Bowl." And he collapsed. 
George Kittle caught a pair of TDs to get Mom within striking distance while elsewhere in the country Papa's TE Schultz was putting up just 8.70 points. But that's okay! Fournette would need the best game of Momma's season and Evans would probably need his worst in order to make this a contest. And sure enough...Fournette was just about the only thing happening for Tampa Bay while Evans couldn't connect with Brady to save his fucking life (or Papa's season). Fournette outscored Mike 38.20-6.30 and all of a sudden Momma had the upper hand. Mike Williams gave it all he had on MNF with 13.40 but it wasn't nearly enough. 
On the other side of things, Duck could not complete a similar comeback. He was projected to win heading into MNF with Justin Herbert remaining. The matchup swung back and forth all weekend. Etienne met his projection Thursday night. Jeudy came up Big Booty'd let again. Walker returned to form. Even Najee contributed on Saturday night in dedication to the late Franco Harris. 
But Idiots kept pace with 43 from Hockenson to balance out 41 from Lamb. He got 16.60 from Dalvin Cook to balance out 16.25 from Amon-Ra. He matched defense 24-27 (TB vs. NE). His one really bad performance was Wilson on TNF to start the week and then Justin Fields with a disappointing 17.99. But all told he scored a massive 242.44, which meant Herbert needed to meet his projection for Duck to win. He didn't even come close. 12.28 was the worst fantasy performance of Justin's season, and Duck has failed to make it out of the semifinals yet again. 
This is the second time in three seasons that the two teams in the Glory Bowl will face off for their second championship (Paddock 9 vs. Duck Punchers in 2020). 
== The Commish Killer Classic ==
This week two teams who each defeated Commish in the Glory Bowl to claim their titles will face off for a chance at trophy number two. 
Here are some facts about the game:
* This marks the 12th unique pairing of Glory Bowl teams in 12 seasons. 
* The winner will join Paddock 9 and The Shotti Bunch as the third team with multiple championships. 
* If Idiots wins, he will join Paddock 9 and Shotti as the third team with back-to-back championships. 
* If Momma loses, he will join Pain Train as the only teams with three Glory Bowl losses. 
* If Momma wins, he would hold the record for longest gap between Glory Bowl wins (ten years). The current record is two years (Shotti in 2013 and 2015).
* If Momma wins, he would be the fifth different champion in six seasons.
* Tyreek Hill is making his fourth Glory Bowl appearance, tying a record set by three other players. 
== Glory Bowl Players ==
Over the break, I decided to go back through LOC history and figure out which NFL players have seen the most Glory Bowls. Now, full disclosure, I do not have the time to import the entire list cleanly, which includes 151 unique Glory Bowl winning players and 161 Glory Bowl losers. This also DOES NOT include 2022. The reason for this being I did not want to get all this done and then miss an add/drop or a start/sit at the last minute. But here is the rough draft of the charts, which I may have time to perfect for next week's season finale writeup:
===List of All Glory Bowl Players (Starters and Bench) ===
Glory Bowl Appearances	Players
4 	Bryant, Dez
Crabtree, Michael
Thomas, Demaryius
3 	Adams, Davante
Anderson, C.J.
Baltimore
Beckham Jr., Odell
Brady, Tom
Brown, A.J.
Chicago
Evans, Mike
Freeman, Devonta
Gates, Antonio
Gurley II, Todd
Hill, Tyreek
Hopkins, DeAndre
Jones, Julio
Kelce, Travis
Landry, Jarvis
Luck, Andrew
Mathews, Ryan
McCoy, LeSean
Murray, DeMarco
2 	Arizona
Atlanta
Baldwin, Doug
Benjamin, Travis
Bennett, Martellus
Bernard, Giovani
Boldin, Anquan
Brees, Drew
Brown, John
Carlson, Daniel
Conner, James
Crosby, Mason
Denver
Ertz, Zach
Fant, Noah
Fitzgerald, Larry
Gay, Matt
Gordon, Melvin
Graham, Jimmy
Green-Ellis, Ben-Jarvis
Gronkowski, Rob
Harvin, Percy
Hernandez, Aaron
Jackson, DeSean
Jacobs, Josh
Janikowski, Sebastian
Jennings, Rashad
Johnson, Andre
Johnson, Calvin
Johnson, Kerryon
Kansas City
Lewis, Dion
Lockett, Tyler
Lynch, Marshawn
Maclin, Jeremy
Mahomes, Patrick
Manning, Peyton
McKinnon, Jerick
Mixon, Joe
New England
Newton, Cam
Olsen, Greg
Pollard, Tony
Powell, Bilal
Reed, Jordan
Renfrow, Hunter
Rivers, Philip
Rodgers, Aaron
Roethlisberger, Ben
Ryan, Matt
Seattle
Shepard, Sterling
Tannehill, Ryan
Tate, Golden
Tucker, Justin
Wallace, Mike
Wilson, Russell
1 	Aiyuk, Brandon
Akers, Cam
Allen, Javorius
Allen, Josh
Allen, Keenan
Anderson, Robbie
Ballage, Kalen
Barber, Marion
Bell, Joique
Bell, Le'Veon
Berrios, Braxton
Blankenship, Rodrigo
Boone, Mike
Boswell, Chris
Bowden Jr., Lynn
Boyd, Tyler
Brown, Andre
Brown, Antonio
Brown, Hollywood
Brown, Josh
Brown, Malcolm
Bryant, Martavis
Buffalo
Burleson, Nate
Burrow, Joe
Bush, Michael
Carolina
Carter, Michael
Cassel, Matt
Catanzaro, Chandler
Chark, DJ
Chubb, Nick
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Cobb, Randall
Cohen, Tarik
Cole, Keelan
Coleman, Tevin
Cook, Dalvin
Cook, Jared
Cooks, Brandin
Cooper, Riley
Cousins, Kirk
Crowder, Jamison
Daniels, Owen
Davis, Mike
Decker, Eric
Diggs, Stefon
Dwyer, Jonathan
Edelman, Julian
Edwards-Helaire, Clyde
Edwards, Bryan
Ellington, Andre
Everett, Gerald
Fairburn, Ka'imi
Finley, Jermichael
Fitzpatrick, Ryan
Fleener, Coby
Foles, Nick
Forte, Matt
Foster, Arian
Foster, Robert
Fuller V, Will
Gibson, Antonio
Gibson, Brandon
Goedert, Dallas
Golladay, Kenny
Gore, Derrick
Gore, Frank
Gostkowski, Stephen
Green Bay
Green, A.J.
Gresham, Jermaine
Hanson, Jason
Henderson Jr., Darrell
Henry, Derrick
Higgins, Tee
Hightower, Tim
Hilton, T.Y.
Hogan, Chris
Houston
Howard, Jordan
Hubbard, Chuba
Hunt, Kareem
Hurts, Jalen 
Indianapolis
Ingram II, Mark
Jackson, Lamar
Jackson, Steven
Jefferson, Justin
Jeffery, Alshon
Johnson, Chris
Johnson, David
Johnson, Duke
Johnson, Tyron
Jones Jr., Marvin
Jones-Drew, Maurice
Jones, James
Jones, Matt
Jones, Ronald
Kamara, Alvin
Kelly Jr., John
Lacy, Eddie
Lamb, CeeDee
LAR
Lazard, Allen
Leshoure, Mikel
Lewis, Marcedes
Lutz, Will
Mack, Marlon
Manning, Eli
Marshall, Brandon
Martin, Doug
Matthews, Rishard
Mattison, Alexander
Mayfield, Baker
McCaffrey, Christian
McCloud III, Ray-ray
McDonald, Vance
McKissic, J.D.
Metcalf, DK
Miami
Michel, Sony
Miller, Lamar
Minnesota
Mooney, Darnell
Moore, Denarius
Moore, Elijah
Moss, Santana
Mostert, Raheem
Murray, Latavius
Nelson, Jordy
New Orleans
Palmer, Carson
Parker, DeVante
Parkey, Cody
Penny, Rashaad
Perine, Samaje
Perriman, Breshad
Philadelphia
Pitts, Kyle
Pittsburgh
Prater, Matt
Rainey, Bobby
Randle, Joseph
Rawls, Thomas
Reynaud, Darius
Reynolds, Josh
Roberts, Andre
Rudolph, Kyle
Samuel, Deebo
Sanders, Emmanuel
Sankey, Bishop
Santos, Cairo
Sanu Sr., Mohamed
Scott, Boston
Shorts III, Cecil
Singletary, Devin
Smith Jr, Steve
Smith-Schuster, JuJu
Smith, DeVonta
Smith, Jonnu
Spiller, C.J.
Stewart, Jonathan
Swift, D'Andre
Tate, Ben
Taylor, Jonathan
Thomas, Julius
Thomas, Logan
Thompson, Chris
Vinatieri, Adam
Waddle, Jaylen
Waller, Darren
Washington
Washington, DeAndre
Washington, Nate
Wayne, Reggie
Wells, Beanie
Westbrook, Dede
Wiliams, Jamaal
Williams, Damien
Williams, Mike
Williams, Terrance
Wilson Jr., Jeff
Yeldon, T.J.
 
===List of All Glory Bowl Winning Players ===
Championships Won	Players
3 	Gates, Antonio
Gurley II, Todd
McCoy, LeSean
Thomas, Demaryius
2 	Anderson, C.J.
Arizona
Atlanta
Baltimore
Brees, Drew
Brown, A.J.
Crabtree, Michael
Evans, Mike
Fitzgerald, Larry
Gordon, Melvin
Gronkowski, Rob
Hill, Tyreek
Hopkins, DeAndre
Jackson, DeSean
Jacobs, Josh
Jones, Julio
Lewis, Dion
Lynch, Marshawn
Mahomes, Patrick
Mathews, Ryan
Murray, DeMarco
Newton, Cam
Powell, Bilal
Ryan, Matt
1 	Aiyuk, Brandon
Akers, Cam
Allen, Javorius
Anderson, Robbie
Baldwin, Doug
Beckham Jr., Odell
Bell, Joique
Benjamin, Travis
Bennett, Martellus
Bernard, Giovani
Blankenship, Rodrigo
Boswell, Chris
Bowden Jr., Lynn
Brady, Tom
Brown, Andre
Brown, Antonio
Brown, Hollywood
Brown, Malcolm
Bryant, Dez
Bryant, Martavis
Burleson, Nate
Burrow, Joe
Bush, Michael
Carlson, Daniel
Carter, Michael
Cassel, Matt
Chicago
Chubb, Nick
Cleveland
Cobb, Randall
Conner, James
Cook, Dalvin
Cook, Jared
Cooks, Brandin
Crosby, Mason
Daniels, Owen
Davis, Mike
Decker, Eric
Denver
Diggs, Stefon
Edwards, Bryan
Ertz, Zach
Fleener, Coby
Foles, Nick
Freeman, Devonta
Fuller V, Will
Gay, Matt
Gibson, Antonio
Goedert, Dallas
Gore, Derrick
Gostkowski, Stephen
Graham, Jimmy
Green Bay
Green-Ellis, Ben-Jarvis
Green, A.J.
Gresham, Jermaine
Harvin, Percy
Henderson Jr., Darrell
Hernandez, Aaron
Higgins, Tee
Hightower, Tim
Hunt, Kareem
Indianapolis
Jackson, Steven
Janikowski, Sebastian
Johnson, Andre
Jones Jr., Marvin
Jones-Drew, Maurice
Jones, Matt
Kansas City
Kelce, Travis
Kelly Jr., John
Lacy, Eddie
Landry, Jarvis
LAR
Lazard, Allen
Lockett, Tyler
Luck, Andrew
Mack, Marlon
Maclin, Jeremy
Martin, Doug
McDonald, Vance
McKinnon, Jerick
McKissic, J.D.
Metcalf, DK
Miami
Miller, Lamar
Mostert, Raheem
Murray, Latavius
Parkey, Cody
Penny, Rashaad
Perine, Samaje
Perriman, Breshad
Philadelphia
Pitts, Kyle
Pittsburgh
Prater, Matt
Rainey, Bobby
Randle, Joseph
Rawls, Thomas
Rivers, Philip
Roberts, Andre
Rodgers, Aaron
Roethlisberger, Ben
Sanders, Emmanuel
Santos, Cairo
Smith-Schuster, JuJu
Smith, DeVonta
Tannehill, Ryan
Tate, Golden
Taylor, Jonathan
Thomas, Julius
Tucker, Justin
Wallace, Mike
Waller, Darren
Washington, DeAndre
Wayne, Reggie
Westbrook, Dede
Wiliams, Jamaal
Williams, Damien
Williams, Mike
Wilson Jr., Jeff
Yeldon, T.J.
 
===List of All Glory Bowl Losing Players ===
Championships Lost	Players
3 	Adams, Davante
Bryant, Dez
2 	Beckham Jr., Odell
Boldin, Anquan
Brady, Tom
Brown, John
Chicago
Crabtree, Michael
Fant, Noah
Freeman, Devonta
Jennings, Rashad
Johnson, Calvin
Johnson, Kerryon
Kelce, Travis
Landry, Jarvis
Luck, Andrew
Manning, Peyton
Mixon, Joe
New England
Olsen, Greg
Pollard, Tony
Reed, Jordan
Renfrow, Hunter
Seattle
Shepard, Sterling
Wilson, Russell
1 	Allen, Josh
Allen, Keenan
Anderson, C.J.
Baldwin, Doug
Ballage, Kalen
Baltimore
Barber, Marion
Bell, Le'Veon
Benjamin, Travis
Bennett, Martellus
Bernard, Giovani
Berrios, Braxton
Boone, Mike
Boyd, Tyler
Brown, A.J.
Brown, Josh
Buffalo
Carlson, Daniel
Carolina
Catanzaro, Chandler
Chark, DJ
Cincinnati
Cohen, Tarik
Cole, Keelan
Coleman, Tevin
Conner, James
Cooper, Riley
Cousins, Kirk
Crosby, Mason
Crowder, Jamison
Denver
Dwyer, Jonathan
Edelman, Julian
Edwards-Helaire, Clyde
Ellington, Andre
Ertz, Zach
Evans, Mike
Everett, Gerald
Fairburn, Ka'imi
Finley, Jermichael
Fitzpatrick, Ryan
Forte, Matt
Foster, Arian
Foster, Robert
Gay, Matt
Gibson, Brandon
Golladay, Kenny
Gore, Frank
Graham, Jimmy
Green-Ellis, Ben-Jarvis
Hanson, Jason
Harvin, Percy
Henry, Derrick
Hernandez, Aaron
Hill, Tyreek
Hilton, T.Y.
Hogan, Chris
Hopkins, DeAndre
Houston
Howard, Jordan
Hubbard, Chuba
Hurts, Jalen 
Ingram II, Mark
Jackson, Lamar
Janikowski, Sebastian
Jefferson, Justin
Jeffery, Alshon
Johnson, Andre
Johnson, Chris
Johnson, David
Johnson, Duke
Johnson, Tyron
Jones, James
Jones, Julio
Jones, Ronald
Kamara, Alvin
Kansas City
Lamb, CeeDee
Leshoure, Mikel
Lewis, Marcedes
Lockett, Tyler
Lutz, Will
Maclin, Jeremy
Manning, Eli
Marshall, Brandon
Mathews, Ryan
Matthews, Rishard
Mattison, Alexander
Mayfield, Baker
McCaffrey, Christian
McCloud III, Ray-ray
McKinnon, Jerick
Michel, Sony
Minnesota
Mooney, Darnell
Moore, Denarius
Moore, Elijah
Moss, Santana
Murray, DeMarco
Nelson, Jordy
New Orleans
Palmer, Carson
Parker, DeVante
Reynaud, Darius
Reynolds, Josh
Rivers, Philip
Rodgers, Aaron
Roethlisberger, Ben
Rudolph, Kyle
Samuel, Deebo
Sankey, Bishop
Sanu Sr., Mohamed
Scott, Boston
Shorts III, Cecil
Singletary, Devin
Smith Jr, Steve
Smith, Jonnu
Spiller, C.J.
Stewart, Jonathan
Swift, D'Andre
Tannehill, Ryan
Tate, Ben
Tate, Golden
Thomas, Demaryius
Thomas, Logan
Thompson, Chris
Tucker, Justin
Vinatieri, Adam
Waddle, Jaylen
Wallace, Mike
Washington
Washington, Nate
Wells, Beanie
Williams, Terrance
 
== Matchup Recap ==
*The Stupid Idiots knocks off the Commissioner Cup champion and notches just his second ever win against Duck Punchers (2-8). Next Matchup: 2023 Double Header
*Ma ma momma said reaches the Glory Bowl for the first time since 2017 after getting a comeback victory against Cinderella story Papa's Posse (14-8). Next Matchup: 2023 Single Header
*RIPDab salvages his season a little with his second consecutive Cinco De Lose-O victory, this time against Pain Train (11-9). Next Matchup: 2023 Double Header
*Mattness enacts a small bit of revenge after getting swept in the regular season against Paddock 9 (12-10). Next Matchup: 2023 Single Header
* Sweet Dee surprises with the league's top score of the week in a takedown of The Shotti Bunch (4-12). Next Matchup: 2023 Single Header
==Stat Chat==
* Mattness is one correct pick away from tying the all-time record for most correct picks in LOC League Pick 'Em, and two away from breaking the record. Mattness currently holds the record with 41 correct picks, set in 2021. Winners stay winning.
*Shotti becomes the 9th team to reach 70 combined losses.
*Momma, Idiots, and Sweet Dee all got their first ever postseason victories against their respective opponents this week.
*Pain Train falls one game short of 100 wins, so he will have to wait until the 2023 season.
*Mattness, with a win this week, avoids becoming the second team to break 100 combined losses in 2022. He will finish with no more than 99 losses this season.
==All-Time Franchise Playoff Records ==
Below is the list of all teams who have played in the post-season in the League of Champions. In the case of team name changes, the most recent name is used. See also All-Time Regular Season Franchise Records.
All-Time Franchise Playoff Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	3rd Place Games	5th Place Games	Combined W	Combined L	Combined W%
The Shotti Bunch 	12	4 	0.750	1-2 	0-1 	13 	7 	0.650
ma ma momma said 	7 	5 	0.583	2-0 	0-1 	9 	6 	0.600
The Stupid Idiots 	6 	2 	0.750	1-0 	1-0 	8 	2 	0.800
Paddock 9 	6 	4 	0.600	0-1 	3-0 	9 	5 	0.642
Multiverse of Mattness	5 	7 	0.420	1-3 	1-0 	7 	10 	0.420
Duck Punchers 	5 	11	0.313	1-1 	2-2 	8 	14 	0.363
Papa's Posse 	4 	4 	0.500	0-0 	1-2 	5 	6 	0.455
Pain Train 	4 	8 	0.333	1-0 	1-3 	6 	11 	0.353
Sweet Dee 	3 	2 	0.600	0-0 	1-1 	4 	3 	0.571
RIPDab 	3 	8 	0.273	3-2 	2-0 	8 	10 	0.444
JarJar Stinks! 	2 	1 	0.666	0-0 	0-0 	2 	1 	0.666
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	1 	1 	0.500	0-1 	0-0 	1 	2 	0.340
IAMGROOT 	1 	2 	0.340	1-0 	0-1 	2 	3 	0.400
Why am I doing this 	0 	1 	0.000	0-0 	0-1 	0 	2 	0.000
Momma and Idiots both move ahead of Paddock 9 this week. Momma is just the second team to win 7 playoff games and with a win would join Shotti this week as the only teams to record 10 wins in the playoffs, Bowl games included. 
RIPDab got his second straight Cinco victory, moving his record to a respectable 8-10 . Pain Train has dropped 3 such games and falls to 6-11. 
==All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records==
Below is a list of all teams who have participated in the Postseason Consolation Tournament and their performances in that tournament.
Sweet Dee has a chance to become the first team to win 7 games in the "main bracket" of the consolation tournament (which includes the semifinals round and the Heart and Soul Bowl). She can also become the first team to win 9 consolation games. Shotti, meanwhile, has never lost a semifinals round of this bracket and will now hope to avoid last place in their first ever Million Dollar Game. 
All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records
Team Name 	W	L	W% 	9th Place Games	11th Place Games	Combined W	Combined L	Combined W%
Pain Train 	6	2	0.750	0-0 	0-0 	6 	2 	0.750
Sweet Dee 	6	4	0.600	2-1 	0-0 	8 	5 	0.615
Papa's Posse 	6	5	0.555	2-1 	0-0 	8 	6 	0.580
Paddock 9 	4	4	0.500	2-0 	1-0 	7 	4 	0.636
GregCincoDos 	3	0	1.000	0-0 	0-0 	3 	0 	1.000
The Shotti Bunch 	3	2	0.600	0-0 	0-0 	3 	2 	0.600
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2	1	0.666	0-1 	0-0 	2 	2 	0.500
Multiverse of Mattness	2	4	0.333	2-1 	0-0 	4 	5 	0.444
RIPDab 	2	4	0.250	0-2 	0-0 	2 	6 	0.250
bob's bananas 	1	1	0.500	1-0 	0-0 	2 	1 	0.666
Big Sacks 	1	1	0.500	0-0 	0-0 	1 	1 	0.500
Brak and Yellow 	1	1	0.500	0-1 	0-0 	1 	2 	0.333
ma ma momma said 	1	5	0.167	0-3 	0-1 	1 	9 	0.100
Duck Punchers 	0	1	0.000	0-1 	0-0 	0 	2 	0.000
The Stupid Idiots 	0	2	0.000	2-0 	0-0 	2 	2 	0.500
==List of All Semifinals Performances ==
Little bit of a mess. I need to go through and highlight all the winners prior to 2021. But here you go.
Points Scored	Team 	Year
365.73 	The Stupid Idiots (TSI) 	2021
319.48 	Duck Punchers (DP) 	2014
318.06 	The Shotti Bunch (TSB) 	2017
310.86 	DP 	2020
290.18 	ma ma momma said (MMS) 	2015
273.17 	DP 	2011
272.64 	Pain Train (PT) 	2018
268.08 	Paddock 9 (P9) 	2020
264.96 	RIPDab (RIP) 	2020
263.40 	TSB 	2015
262.62 	PT 	2019
259.04 	TSB 	2016
250.49 	TSB 	2019
248.23 	RIPDab (RIP) 	2017
244.21 	Jar Jar Stinks! 	2016
243.48 	RIP 	2015
242.44 	TSI 	2022
240.74 	The Multiverse of Mattness	2021
240.64 	TSB 	2013
239.74 	Garoppoblow Me (GBM) 	2012
237.62 	DP 	2021
229.62 	Sweet Dee 	2018
229.39 	MMS 	2012
227.72 	B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2011
225.83 	PT 	2013
219.94 	MMS 	2013
217.86 	DP 	2012
216.92 	DP 	2022
212.56 	MMS 	2014
210.22 	MMS 	2022
208.53 	Papa's Posse 	2011
206.00 	RIP 	2013
203.78 	GBM 	2017
200.23 	GBM 	2018
200.10 	PT 	2017
198.87 	P9 	2019
192.66 	MMMS 	2021
190.85 	RIP 	2016
190.51 	Papa's Posse 	2022
190.03 	GBM 	2016
186.15 	Paddock 9 	2018
182.84 	GBM 	2015
176.65 	DP 	2019
173.52 	TSB 	2014
166.19 	IAMGROOT 	2014
147.57 	RIP 	2011
142.76 	TSB 	2012
132.88 	The Stupid Idiots 	2020
 
Updated through 2022
==List of Bowl Games Played by Team==
X 	The Glory Bowl	The Salty Dolphin Bowl	Cinco De Lose-O	The Heart and Soul Bowl	The Million Dollar Game
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	 	 	 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
- 	 	 	 	 	
Big Sacks 	 	 	 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
The Stupid Idiots 	X 	X 	X 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
Sweet Dee 	X 	 	 	 	
X 	X 	X 	 	 	
Pain Train WOO WOO 	X 	X 	X 	X 	
RIPDab 	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
Multiverse of Mattness	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
GregCincoDos 	 	 	 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
IAMGROOT 	 	 	 	 	
X 	X 	 	 	 	
ma ma momma said 	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
Paddock 9 	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
Papa's Posse 	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
Duck Punchers 	X 	X 	X 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
Jar Jar Stinks! 	X 	 	 	 	
X 	X 	 	 	 	
The Shotti Bunch 	X 	X 	X 	X 	X
Why am I doing this 	 	 	 	 	
X 	 	 	 	 	
- 	 	 	 	 	
This week Papa will play in his first Salty Dolphin Bowl and Shotti will play in his first Million Dollar Game.
==The History of the Top Seed==
The History of the Top Seed
Year/Team 	2nd Round 	Glory Bowl
2011/RIPDab 	L (147.57)	N/A
2012/Duck Punchers 	L (217.86)	N/A
2013/RIPDab 	L (206.00)	N/A
2014/Duck Punchers 	W (319.48)	W (262.25)
2015/The Shotti Bunch	W (263.40)	W (223.49)
2016/Garoppoblow Me 	L (190.03)	N/A
2017/The Shotti Bunch	W (318.06)	W (242.49)
2018/Garoppoblow Me 	L (200.23)	N/A
2019/Duck Punchers 	L (176.65)	N/A
2020/Paddock 9 	W (268.08)	W (224.39)
2021/ma ma momma said	L (192.66)	N/A
2022/Duck Punchers 	L (216.92)	N/A
Duck Punchers holds the record for the two highest scores by a losing one-seed in LOC history. 
== The Cinco De Lose-O (2011-Present)==
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
2011	12/13-12/19/11	Multiverse of Mattness (1, 1-0)	227.93-176.90	Pain Train (1, 0-1)
2012	12/11-12/17/12	Paddock 9 (1, 1-0) 	240.40-147.40	Why am I doing this (1, 0-1)
2013	12/10-12/16/13	Duck Punchers (1, 1-0) 	225.05-208.08	IAMGROOT (1, 0-1)
2014	12/09-12/15/14	Papa's Posse (1, 1-0) 	199.91-139.87	Pain Train (2, 0-2)
2015	12/15-12/21/15	Sweet Dee (1, 1-0) 	196.03-194.35	Papa's Posse (2, 1-1)
2016	12/13-12/19/16	Paddock 9 (2, 2-0) 	226.89-209.91	Duck Punchers (2, 1-1)
2017	12/12-12/18/17	Paddock 9 (3, 3-0) 	251.49-238.83	Duck Punchers (3, 1-2)
2018	12/11-12/17/18	Duck Punchers (4, 2-2) 	165.92-105.06	Papa's Posse (3, 1-2)
2019	12/10-12/16/19	The Stupid Idiots (1, 1-0) 	337.80-183.48	ma ma momma said (1, 0-1)
2020	12/15-12/21/20	Pain Train (3, 1-2) 	178.99-151.35	Sweet Dee (2, 1-1)
2021	12/21-12/27/21	RIPDab (1, 1-0) 	191.93-180.18	The Shotti Bunch (1, 0-1)
2022	12/20-12/26/21	RIPDab (2, 2-0) 	180.09-167.82	Pain Train (4, 1-3)
==Cinco De Lose-O Appearances by Team==
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
4 	Duck Punchers 	2 	2 	0.500 	2013, 2016, 2017, 2018
4 	Pain Train 	1 	3 	0.250 	2011, 2014, 2020, 2022
3 	Paddock 9 	3 	0 	1.000 	2012, 2016, 2017
3 	Papa's Posse 	1 	2 	0.333 	2014, 2015, 2018
2 	RIPDab 	2 	0 	1.000 	2021, 2022
2 	Sweet Dee 	1 	1 	0.500 	2015, 2020
1 	The Stupid Idiots 	1 	0 	1.000 	2019
1 	The Multiverse of Mattness	1 	0 	1.000 	2011
1 	Why am I doing this 	0 	1 	0.000 	2012
1 	IAMGROOT 	0 	1 	0.000 	2013
1 	ma ma momma said 	0 	1 	0.000 	2019
1 	The Shotti Bunch 	0 	1 	0.000 	2021
==Above and Below==
2022: How Many Games Above/Below Projection by Each Team
Teams 	Games Above Projection	Games Below Projection
The Stupid Idiots 	9 	7
Papa's Posse 	8 	8
Duck Punchers 	8 	7
Paddock 9 	8 	7
The Shotti Bunch 	8 	7
Pain Train 	7 	9
Sweet Dee 	7 	8
The Multiverse of Mattness	6 	9
ma ma momma said 	6 	9
RIPDab 	6 	10
==Glory Bowl - The History and The Matchup==
==Glory Bowl Championship (2011-Present)==
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
I 	12/20-12/26/11 	Papa's Posse* (1, 1-0) 	240.57-222.50	Morning Woodhead** (1, 0-1)
II 	12/18-12/24/12 	ma ma momma said (1, 1-0) 	367.12-178.28	The Multiverse of Mattness^ (1, 0-1)
III 	12/17-12/23/13 	The Shotti Bunch (1, 1-0) 	323.04-232 	Pain Train^^ (1, 0-1)
IV 	12/16-12/22/14 	Flag on the Play** (2, 1-1)	262.25-128 	ma ma momma said (2, 1-1)
V 	12/22-12/28/15 	The Shotti Bunch (2, 2-0) 	223.49-218.05	ma ma momma said (3, 1-2)
VI 	12/20-12/26/16 	The Shotti Bunch (3, 3-0) 	252.77-207.42	JarJar Stinks! (1, 0-1)
VII 	12/19-12/25/17 	The Shotti Bunch (4, 4-0) 	242.49-173.34	RIPDab (1, 0-1)
VIII	12/18-12/24/18 	Sweet Dee (1, 1-0) 	280.08-229.52	Pain Train (2, 0-2)
IX 	12/17-12/23/19 	Paddock 9 (1, 1-0) 	196.01-183.35	Pain Train (3, 0-3)
X 	12/22-12/28/20 	Paddock 9 (2, 2-0) 	224.39-194.82	Duck Punchers (3, 1-2)
XI 	12/28/21-01/03/22	The Stupid Idiots (1, 1-0) 	262.74-232.05	The Multiverse of Mattness (2, 0-2)
XII 	12/27/22-01/02/23	TBD 	TBD 	TBD
 
*Then named NK Anacondas **Currently Named Duck Punchers ^Then named Welker's Fingertips ^^Then named Cooper Clux Clan
===Consecutive Winners===
Two different franchises have won consecutive Glory Bowls
*The Shotti Bunch (Glory Bowls V, VI, and VII)
*Paddock 9 (Glory Bowls IX and X)
==Glory Bowl Appearances by Team (Not Including 2022)==
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
4 	The Shotti Bunch 	4 	0 	1.000 	2013, 2015, 2016, 2017
3 	Duck Punchers 	1 	2 	0.333 	2011, 2014, 2020
3 	ma ma momma said 	1 	2 	0.333 	2012, 2014, 2015
3 	Pain Train 	0 	3 	0.000 	2013, 2018, 2019
2 	Paddock 9 	2 	0 	1.000 	2019, 2020
2 	Garoppoblow Me 	0 	2 	0.000 	2012, 2021
1 	The Stupid Idiots	1 	0 	1.000 	2021
1 	Sweet Dee 	1 	0 	1.000 	2018
1 	Papa's Posse 	1 	0 	1.000 	2011
1 	RIPDab 	0 	1 	0.000 	2017
1 	JarJar Stinks! 	0 	1 	0.000 	2016
==Glory Bowl Margins of Victory==
Game 	Margin of Victory	Winning Team
Glory Bowl I 	18.07 	Papa's Posse
Glory Bowl II 	188.84 	ma ma momma said
Glory Bowl III 	91.04 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl IV 	134.25 	The Duck Punchers
Glory Bowl V 	5.44 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VI 	45.35 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VII 	69.15 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VIII	50.56 	Sweet Dee
Glory Bowl IX 	12.66 	Paddock 9
Glory Bowl X 	29.57 	Paddock 9
Glory Bowl XI 	30.69 	The Stupid Idiots
Momma vs. Idiots: Updated through 11/20/22
These two teams met a year ago in the semifinals. Now, Idiots can take down momma again to claim a second trophy. 
Head-to-Head: The Stupid Idiots vs. ma ma momma said
Date 	The Stupid Idiots	ma ma momma said	Classification 	Series Record
09/10/12	162.81 	188.74 	Regular Season 	0-1
11/12/12	142.78 	237.44 	Regular Season 	0-2
10/01/18	203.87 	280.44 	Regular Season 	0-3
11/05/18	218.78 	195.47 	Regular Season 	1-3
12/24/18	204.51 	151.15 	Million Dollar Game	2-3
09/30/19	299.57 	230.36 	Regular Season 	3-3
12/16/19	337.80 	183.48 	Cinco De Lose-O 	4-3
11/23/20	188.53 	212.77 	Regular Season 	4-4
10/11/21	323.93 	268.17 	Regular Season 	5-4
12/06/21	215.61 	250.68 	Regular Season 	5-5
12/27/21	365.73 	192.66 	2021 Semifinals 	6-5
11/14/22	231.07 	172.03 	Regular Season 	7-5
==Conclusion==
That's all I got! Ran out of time. Hope you all have a happy new year and I'll see you next week for a great finale writeup.