Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers/Quotes

===Homer Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*I hope they don't destroy the food court.
*Oh, this game's too hard!
*They're unpaving the parking lot! Hope you're happy, Joni Mitchell.
*(gasps) I just remembered! It's Lenny's birthday!
*If we survive, let's steal some stuff.
*This mall used to be good, but now there's too many aliens.
*(When entering the Mothership) If we get in trouble, hide in my fat folds!
*I wonder what kind of gas mileage this thing gets.
*The probee has become the prober.
====Attacking enemies====
*Pff, Aliens shmaliens.
*Atta boy! Kill things that are different!
*Get them boy, they look like Patty and Selma combined!
*You think you're great but you're not!
*Death to the aliens!
*Superior lifeforms my butt!
*You fight me because you wanna be me!
*I won't be your friend, so don't ask!
*I'm gonna use your skin as a throw rug!
*Way to go, fruit of my loom!
*ET die home!
*Go back to Planet loser.
*Planet Earth! Planet Earth!
*Humans totally rule!
*See you in alien ****!
*Oh, bite me, cyclopses!
*You dudes are harshing my mellow!
*(When Bart attacks Rigellians) Look at my boy go!
*(whispering) I think he's dead...
*Suck it, space goblin!
====Turning into Helium Homer====
*(chuckles) Who's the weird-looking creature now?
*(giggles) Me floatie!
===Bart Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*Stupid aliens, why can't they just destroy the school?
*They're wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?
*(frustrated) Why does every game have so many aliens?
*Double eggs don't filled it out!
*We're gonna turn off those fires!
*Pressure pads, my favorite Video Game Cliche.
*(After clear all waves in Space Invaders) Yes!
*(When entering the Mothership) I'd rather just get killed, thank you.
====Attacking enemies====
*Humans rule! Aliens drool!
*Eat my shorts!
*Get bent!
*Screw you!
*You are not so tough!
*Sometimes I feel like I'm an alien.
*Kiss my yellow butt!
*No one mourns your death!
*I hate you!
*Zip Zap Zing!
*(When Homer attacks Rigellians) Way to go, Homer!
*(When Cletus attacks Rigellians) You the Yokel, Cletus!
*You squished the space octopuses!
*Back off, spacewads!
*In your face, aliens!
===Rigellians===
*Human! Ugly human!
*Kill the humanoids!
*Humans are flawed!
*No one will mourn you!
*I was **** Cheney all along.
*Human ladies are fine!
*Human skin is delicious!
*Open fire!
*Check that out!
*We will harvest your hair for space wigs!
*Our only emotion is hate!
*Your weakness amuses us!
*You're no match for us!
*Killing human is like sex to us!
*Hey!
*Right this way!
*There they are!
*Get your affairs in order!
*Shazbot!
*(gasps) The humanoids!
*I hope you like being stabbed!
*I hate Earth, but I love Earth pie!
*Your only fate is death!
*D'oh!
*Whaaa?
*Gaaah!
*Why won't you die!
*Holy cow!
*Surrender!
*Burn their brains!
*Must crush humans!
*Yikes!
*We can smell your fear and your colognes.
*You know who I like? Those kids from "High School Musical".
*Do I look fat today? Because I feel bloated.
*I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I haven't been sleeping.
*We will turn your dogs into mittens.
*Our giant eye is vastly superior to your two small eyes!
*Prepare to be conquered by our species: homo-aliens!
*Resistance is futile!
*Mankind is weak and ugly!
*You're laughably weak!
*Get your affairs in order!
===Cletus===
==== Kidnapped ====
*Oh. Y'all slower than a drunk turtle.
*(crying)
*Save me! And save Plopper too.
*Heeeeelllp!
*Lookie here!
*Is this the end of Cletus Spuckler?
*Hello!
==== Attacking enemies ====
* I should feel bad, but I don't.
* Squeal like a pig!
* I's spittin' mad at you fellers!
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