The Evil Obama War

The Evil Obama War is a war which has been going on since 1956, it was started when Evil Obama first destroyed the Forest Brothers. It seems there will never be an end to this war.
===The start of the war (1956-1966)===
After Kliment Voroshilov destroyed a rock, the Forest Brothers decided it was time to assassinate him. However, one day before their planned assassination took place, Evil Obama destroyed the Forest Brothers. After Evil Obama destroyed the Forest Brothers, some of the last remaining Forest Brothers who survived decided to assassinate Evil Obama, but before this could happen, Ivan Serov managed to finally destroy the Forest Brothers, however, he would get fired by his boss Nikita Khrushchev, the CEO of Corn. However, before this could happen Ivan Serov assassinated Nikita Khrushchev. But, some of the Baltic People hearing of the news, decided to reform the Forest Brothers and assassinate Ivan Serov. After this happened, Evil Obama returned and destroyed the forests that the forest brothers were in. Evil Obama's cousin, Good Obama decided to replant the trees to help the Forest Brothers hide from the Soviet Government and from Evil Obama's powers. Evil Obama, learning of Good Obama's plan, tried to assassinate him but failed. After hearing of this, Joe Biden decided to assassinate Evil Obama. Nikita Khrushchev then decided to throw corn as Joe Biden for some unknown reason, which Biden took as a declaration of war. The Forest Brothers then burnt down all of the corn in the USSR, making Nikita Khrushchev depressed, effectively ending his participation in the war. After hearing about this, Ivan Serov would decide to get revenge for the destruction of all the corn and corn 2 in the USSR by destroying Riga. After this happened, Good Obama was shocked and decided to donate money to the Forest Brothers to help them rebuild the city, but Evil Obama intercepted the donation and stole the money and bought meth instead. After Good Obama realised that his donation was intercepted, he decided to go to Evil Obama's house and get the money back, however once inside he discovered what the money had really been spent on, and decided to get the people of the USA to form the Anti-Evil Army and to march against Evil Obama, which they attempted to, but Evil Obama formed the Anti-Anti-Evil Army with the people from the United States of Evil, both armies were destroyed in the battle. After this happened, Evil Obama called his friend, O'Bama Biden to try to get him to join his side, to which O'Bama Biden accepted.