What is Love

This is the eighth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
==Transcript==
(Hoopla is talking to someone at a dinner table)
Hoopla: So, that thing on your head, what’s that?
(It is revealed the Hoopla is talking to a tackle dummy in his apartment)
Hoopla: Oh, it’s hopeless. I’ll be a lonely Hoopla forever. Just like Lonepla.
Lonepla: I’ve never talked to a girl before. They probably have cooties.
Hoopla: He’s around 22 but acts like he’s 5.
Lonepla: I also just made an opsie.
Hoopla: (getting frustrated) Get out of my apartment before I call the cops.
Cop: Hey I’m already here, so… (he puts handcuffs on Lonepla, who is sentenced to 2518.5 days in jail)
Hoopla: ANYWAY, so how was your day, honey?
(The tackle dummy says nothing, obviously)
Hoopla: Anything interesting you’re doing this weekend?
(Silence)
Hoopla: This weekend I’m going to my parents’ place for a game night. We play Uno, Dos, Tres, and my favorite, Skip Bo.
(The tackle dummy falls out of the chair.)
Hoopla: You really need to work on your balancing skills. You've fallen over twenty times in the past ten minutes.
(Awkward silence)
(Zoopla barges into the apartment)
Zoopla: Hoopla, it's an emergency! Your dad-
Hoopla: Can't you see I'm dating?
(More silence. Hey, can I get a raise for narrating so much in this short?)
Zoopla: Your dad ate your Cheerios again.
Hoopla: NOT AGAIN! (to the tackle dummy) I'll be right back.
(Hoopla leaves the room with Zoopla)
Zoopla: Hey, have I ever told you about the fish and the trees?
Hoopla: The what?
Zoopla: You know, the fish and the trees.
Hoopla: No you haven’t, mom.
Zoopla: Well let me tell you. (she pushes her fingers together)
Hoopla: That’s dirty!
Zoopla: No it’s not. I haven’t even GOTTEN to the dirty part yet.
Hoopla: I’m out.
(Hoopla leaves his parents’ room and goes back to his own)
Hoopla: So, where were we?
(The tackle dummy starts making a smoochy face, which turns out to be a hallucination)
Hoopla: What is love
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