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==Spinnyboi council in Zmelamed17s den==
In Zmelamed17s den, there is a spinnyboi council. With a hot tub, a spinnyboi island, a meeting place, a meditation enhancer, and more! That is just what's there. The main reason for making our species number 1 again baby! Julian2 did it, so all a bunch spinnyboiz together definitely can, once I get enough members, we can spread our population across animal jam. We will become #1!
== Curious New Breeding Method Introduced By Beaky Boiz ==
Recently, a letter was recieved from an anonymous journalist. In this letter, the journalist stated that he met a group of four very friendly Beaky Boiz that, apparently, were in the breeding industry. They told him that they had created a brand-new method of breeding, and that they wanted to introduce it to a journalist who could put it in the newspaper. The journalist agreed to this, and the Beaky Boi group led him to their “lab”, which was located underground. He added that inside the lab he saw several computers, maps, bottles of unidentifiable drugs, and many caged Boi cubs. This was when the Beaky Boiz explained to him their new method, which they called “exoticising”. 
They told him that exoticising was a way to take an existing species and “put a whole new spin on it”. According to them, they would get a cub and put it in an entirely different habitat, forcing it to adapt to its surroundings and completely change itself. The Beaky Boiz then picked up one of the cages and showed the journalist one of their cubs, which they called a “Frosted Volcano Boi”.
It was a Volcano Boi cub, except its fur was fluffy and pale, its eyes were permanently squinted, and its claws and fangs were covered in a thin layer of frost. The cub, upon seeing the journalist, attempted to shoot fire at him through its mouth, but ended up shooting small sparks and wisps of icy air.
The journalist was surprised, nonetheless, and the Beaky Boiz showed him many more exoticisied cubs. They included:
* A “Fish-Out-Of-Water Boi”, a Water boi cub with that was finless and had a shrunken, deformed shark tail.
* A “Jungle Hypernova Boi”, a Supernova Boi cub with very brightly-colored fur and several vines and jungle flowers growing on the lens of its glasses.
* A “Withered Petunia Boi”, a Petunia Boi cub with blackened fur, black wings, sharp fangs, and shriveled, rotting black flowers.
* A “Seaweed Envy Boi”, an Envy Boi cub with gills, fins, and aquatic plants covering its body.
The journalist claimed that he never learned the Beaky Boiz’ names, but he did as they wished and wrote a letter to the News. This Beaky Boi group is currently being tracked down, even though authorities have not confirmed exoticising to be illegal.
UPDATE: The Beaky Boi group, which is actually called “The Exoticists”, was finally tracked down by the QWB. When the QWB found their lab, however, they were shocked with that they found.
Every exoticised Boi cub was kept in a cage for days until experimentation, often starved and neglected. Some of the cubs were badly mutilated, others ill from their sudden change of environment, and others dead. 
The Exoticists were arrested for animal cruelty, illegal experiments, and illegal selling of Boiz. The QWB has now deemed exoticising as an illegal practice, and is now trying their best to track down the hundreds of cubs that were sold on the Spinny Dark Web.
==A strong hack comin ==
Today in jamaa, a local Digi boi Zachary Zemilition was talking with his friend in jamaa. Soon, they started to talk about glitches. This was the Digi boi favorite subject. He was intrigued and asked her if she had even been hacked. The friend started to shiver. "N-no, why?" The Digi boi could tell She was lying, so he made a face at her. The friend sighed. She said a message appeared on her screen on August 30th last year. It was in binary code, so she didn't know what it said. She showed the message to the Digi boi. The Digi boi quickly decoded it in his head, and he gasped. "The spinnyboiz are a menace to the society, this day next year, I have a machine that will create a vortex that will destroy all the boiz in the spinny world. The Digi boi reported this to me, so I looked up the date. It is spinnyboi day on the 30th and we have 20 days of all of us will be gone! Role play starting soon. 
Edit: Obviously this event ended.
== Spicy Boi Sues BeanDonald’s For Food Not Being Spicy Enough ==
A local Spicy Boi has recently sued BeanDonald’s over 70,000 Spinny Coins for having “disgusting and bland food”. He reportedly was screaming at the staff, throwing his food on the floor and stepping on it, and spitting pepper spray into the manager’s eyes. The Spicy Boi was interviewed after the incident, who said this:
“I was hungry, so I went to the nearest fast food place, which happened to be BeanDonald’s. I ordered a Spinny Meal, but it was horrible! It had almost NO taste! NO FRICKING TASTE! I told the waiters to bring me some paprika or something, and their paprika was TASTELESS AS HECK! I complained to the fricking manager, BUT HE JUST TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN! I told him that the food I’m being served is horrible and that he should fire the chefs, BUT HE TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN AGAIN! I HAD ENOUGH AT THIS POINT! I SPAT RIGHT ON HIS FACE! THEN, EVERYONE THREATENED TO CALL THE FRICKING QWB ON ME, LIKE I WAS SOME CRIMINAL OR SOMETHING! At that point, I JUST WALKED OUT. Here’s a word of advice: NEVER. GO. TO. BEANDONALD’S.”
== BREAKING NEWS - Spinnyzoologist discovers never seen before Hoppy boi island ==
Around 2 weeks ago, a Spinnyzoologist from Spins Vegas called Hearts was looking for a Hoppy boi for research reasons in a forest, and she found one. As soon as she tried to pick the hoppy boi up, they immediately ran away. Hearts chased after the hoppy boi, until they were cornered by Hearts. The hoppy boi, realizing something is right behind them that they don't want to reveal, backed off slowly. Hearts approached them slowly.
The hoppy boi tripped into a small pebble while backing off and broke a bush in half with their weight when falling, revealing the entrance to what looked like a island. It ran to the left of the island. Curious, Hearts decided to go in. When she took a few steps, she just thought it was a normal island, but then she took a closer look, and was amazed. There were other hoppy boiz living there! She took a even closer look, and realized this was pretty much a beach! There were 4 lawn chairs near the sea, 2 hammocks close to the sea as well, 2 floats in the water, a volleyball net and ball and a basketball hoop and ball, a stand that served coconuts, a small buffet, there was even a icecream cart operated by one of the local Hoppy boiz!
After that, a old-looking hoppy boi approached her, looking happy. "Finally, a visitor! We've been waiting for boiz who aren't hoppy boiz in this island for centuries now, and you are the first non hoppy boi to appear! Come here, i'll guide you through.". Hearts happily followed the hoppy boi.
The hoppy boi showed her lots of interesting things, like a house that was locked up which was going to be a small indoors theme park but it got scrapped before it got built, two statues that were actually made by the first two hoppy boiz in the island, and more. They also told her the origin of the island, which unfortunately Hearts is not telling to non-spinnistorians or non-spinnyzoologists. The hoppy boi wanted her to keep it a secret unless she was telling the story to spinnistorians or spinnyzoologists, because they (hoppy boi) didn't know the entire story.
When the hoppy boi was finished guiding Hearts around, they offered to let her take a 1-week vacation in the island for the small price of 10 gems, with all expenses paid. It was a discount, since she was the first visitor. Hearts agreed. And she had a great time! She slept in a hammock that was right next to the sea, and looking at it was relaxing. There was a cooler right next to the hammock, filled with loads of popsicles and icecream. Hearts only ate 2 of the popsicles in there, and no icecream though. She was more interested in the coconuts served for free by the hoppy boiz. They were very refreshing and tasty. We can't tell the entire story of Hearts' vacation right now so we'll just skip to the rest.
When it was Hearts' time to go back to the lab, the hoppy boi that guided her gave her a map that guided her to the island. "Use this every time you'd like to come back!" They said. The map was very old and dusty. Hearts came back to the lab with no hoppy boi, but she told everyone about why she was away from her job for a week, and showed them the map. Her workmates were very impressed by this, and told the boss of the lab about it. The boss asked Hearts to send the map to a Spinnistorian so they can research the origins of the map. The boss also asked Hearts to send a letter to a reporter of the Daily Spin, because according to him, "those news could make history".
The most famous spinnistorians are currently researching the map to know its origins and who made it, and some people are working with the hoppy boiz to tidy up the island for future visitors. The address (aka username for the den) will be revealed to the public once everything's clean and tidy, so keep your eyes peeled!
UPDATE: The hoppy boi island is now open to the public, and it is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! You can visit it now on Mæplesyrup's den.
UPDATE: Since Winter is coming and that's not the best season to go to the beach, the Hoppy Boi Island will be temporarily closed soon. You can visit the Hoppy Boi Island until 11th of December, and in 12th of December the island will be closed until Winter is over. (in out-of-character words, Maeplesyrup's membership is running out in 8 days, and while i did get membership in another account today, i don't want to transfer the items over to that account because that would be tedious, so the Hoppy Boi Island will be closed until it's Spring, cause i'll probably have membership by that time.)
== BREAKING NEWS!-Loop Boi ran over by car ==
We have found a dead loop boi body that seems to be run over bye a car. But this boi seems to have lost there spinny element, when gotten run over. This boi was later found out to be Zorbes uniso deletus, a loop boi that always is at home, trying to understand the true powers a spinnyboi can use. He actually was drawing diagrams of the spinny element while crossing the street. He didn't get killed on accident. He actually hired someone to run him over hard enough to kill him, just for an experiment. Right before they ran him over, Zorbes turned his spinny element into the ghost of his former self. This is truly genius, and not even the most smart spinny scientists couldn't pull it off. One day later, there was a robbery from the spinny history museum. The item stolen was the cloak of unlimmity. It can unleash all the element power of a boi. And combined with a ghost entirely made of element power, it can create an ultimate godlike boi. The cloak of unlimmity also can save a boi from sudden death. Even if someone was sneaking up from behind them, the cloak would message their brain and tell them to make a really cool move to knock them out or something. In the box that used to have the cloak in it, we found a note in it, in black inky letters, it said, the puppet master. We still can't connect all these things together...
== Unknown island discovered ==
Recently our radars picked up a large stretch of land and a powerful energy surge from it. Zios will lead an expedition to the island to fight the strange creatures or plants that might destroy jamaa. 
== Tiny guest boi becomes the biggest meme ==
Guest boi, TImmy Became a meme with his COnfused face, Bois have been reposting the meme a lot of times until he got millions of likes. he was interviewed and said the following:
"so me and my mom and dad were on a road trip, and we stopped at a SPinny's (Wendy) instead of beandonalds, so I got angerwy. and I hade this face (does the same face as the meme) and daddy Snapped a photo of me ad posted it, I got 10 spicy chicken nuggets, small fries, A small Pepsi and a strawberry frosty, someone threw their milkshake at us, and I punched the glass, and then let out a scream" 
== Massive anomanally ratings coming from an unknown territory ==
The local QWB police have found massive anomanally ratings coming from an unknown territory or land. Every few minutes, there is a different type of energy surge created out of nowhere. There is also eternal energy source we found, which is somehow equal to the presence of a god. There have been at least a thousand surges, and we haven't identified all of them. Some of which are plasma, digi energy, dark magic, ECT. I could go on with all the energy types have been found. But I won't bore you with the details. Instead, I'll tell you this: the entire qwb will raid the coordinates of the energy source. Coincidentally, a random assortment of boiz have been teleported out of their homes randomly, and teleported into 100 feet above the coordinates, and fall to the ground. A local pizza boi, named mozz, has had this happened to him. He was interviewed yesterday, and said this. "When I was randomly teleported from my home and fell from the sky, I was greeted by a couple of boiz. Not to be mean, they weren't exactly friendly. One of them tried EATING me, so I spit cheese in there face and ran away. While I ran, my leg went into a bear trap, and it nearly broke my leg. Fortunately for me, it faded to dust a few seconds later, and I ran away all the way back to my home spinny village." But it isn't just randomly. Lots of boiz have filled out an illegal form to join a contest named the OP spinny battle royale. OP stands for Over Powered, meaning people joining it get superpowers when they join somehow. So this contest is a battle royale when people have superpowers. This could have been pulled off by Charcoal, the god of battle. We wouldn't dare confront him, as he get angry very easily and could kill us in an instant. So while we raid the coordinates, we will try to avoid them if he is there. We know all this from two sources, the digi boi, and the diamond dynasty. I will tell you what the diamond dynasty said. This is an interview from the main guard, splendor, since queen diamond didn't want to be interviewed. "Princess hope wanted to join this fabled 'OP spinny battle royale,' but the queen ordered her to not join. Doing the exact opposite of what the queen told her, she snuck out of the palace, and battled in this battle royale. When the queen found out she was gone, she ordered me, splendor, to go to the royale and find her. I was talking to myself how I was going to get there, when all of a sudden, a slip of paper appeared in front of me out of nowhere, the form to join the battle royale. It asked me what my name was, any powers I would like yada yada I filled it out, and I was immediately teleported into the middle of the sky. I fell to the ground, and lots of people were killing each other, like the animals they are. I was greeted by lots of tomatoes and rocks and a cabbage being smashed on my face by some bacon haired boi. While I was activated, a strong gust of wind was shot from behind at me, and I turned around, some serpentine tempest boi was messing with me. I got mad, so pointy side up, threw a crystal at him. I didn't do anything to the bacon haired boi, because while I was falling, I heard a loud "'DONT MSS WITH MY NEPHEW' and I didn't want to take my chances. I could go on and on about the crazy attacks that went at me but I got to get to the point. I was looking for hope, which was my original goal. I wasn't getting anywhere, and I eventually got killed. I appeared in a room where everyone was a ghost, and I was too. Super unnatural. I ordered them all to look for princess hope, but none of them found her. There was this worried bangle that was sniffing the ground looking for something. Or someone. I decided to follow the beangle. It worked its way over to a tree, and started yipping wildly. I looked in the tree which has a big hole in it. And at first I saw nothing, but it was just hope temporarily invisible. Yada yada we locked her up. She said we couldn't do it to her since she was a princess, but we locked her up anyways. We haven't visited her since, letting her starve lonely. It also would be good for her if she escaped, and we would never know...wait." That was the end of the interview. We'll end it off here, since my fingers are tired.
Update: Our team frickin died. F**k.
== New serial killer is on the run ==
a mirror version of Totorolovingkoala was seen killing a classmate due to being not the prom queen “YOU DAMN QUEEN! I DESERVE THE CROWN MORE!!!“ before she stabbed her with a machete, She is currently on the run, her eyes have become black with red dripping out. Going Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! Before killing victims. She has beeen running away from the prom crying because she lost, before an evil corruption took her over, update she has killed another blond haired spinnyboi and turned her into a halo because she refused to give her halo to her, blood covered the halo
== Cartoon boiz seen running amok in Spinner Bros movie lot ==
A few boiz that work at the Spinner Bros movie lot have complained about 3 cartoon boiz that were messing around the lot. Their names are unknown, but they've been nicknamed the Spinner Brothers and the Spinner Sister. This is what one of the employees who saw the cartoon boiz said about their appearance.
"Oh yeah, i've seen those boiz before. I think they were fighting some guy who was selling hoppy boiz that multiplied or something. I remember how all of them looked: they all had black fur, a white undercoat and a red nose. One wore brown pants, the other a blue shirt and a red cap, and the other a white head flower and a pink tutu."
Strangely enough, the only employee that has complained about the Spinner Brothers actually bothering them was a Spinny Cop named Ralph.
"I always see them running around, so whenever i can, i capture them with a net and lock them in the water tower, but they always escape somehow!" Ralph says.
== Left-over malware boiz of the Digi war detected ==
You know the events of the Digi internet war, where two teams fought each other with one victorious. But you DIDN'T know that many malware boiz WIP
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