Gremmie

Gremmie is a surfer from the Florida Keys who knows his stuff. He likes lobsters, crabs, and other crustaceans, and also loves to listen to music on his boombox (not a dog). He is a master at the 'board and knows where the good waves are. When you see that bleach blonde hair whipping around in the maritime wind, you know you're in for a show.
Gremmie is also a bit strange in a variety of ways. His body always seems to be covered in water, even when he's nowhere near the ocean. Sometimes, whatever he's holding sticks to him as well, always covered in an odd film when removed. Gremmie also has the habit of randomly gagging up his own hair mid-conversation. And I don't mean, like, a single hair, like a whole lock of it just lands on the floor in front of him. He also reeks of decomposition at all times, not even Jon's cologne can cover it up. It's like he's alive and dead, holding onto his body by a thread.
Gremmie also appears to be in cahoots with Nightmarionne for reasons still up in the air. He may have had something to do with a crime, but he has not responded to this. However, one thing is certain about him that's related to this, and that's his hatred of people who act like they are the authorities. He just hates them, like I.M. Meen's hatred of goody-goodies. 
However, Gremmie doesn't mind Judgment Boy, mostly because he is well-aware of his morality and doesn't need some broken scales to cave into his demands.
== Trivia ==
* "Gremmie" is derived from surf-slang for an inexperienced surfer. However, Gremmie invented surfing, so this name is a misnomer (to be fair, he was the first to be bad at surfing, too, so...).
* Gremmie has been mistaken for Kurt Cobain before
* His hair contains trace amounts of asbestos, seaweed, and spaghetti noodles.
* His favorite drink is Pepsi and his favorite food is sand. What a weirdo, does anyone unironically enjoy Pepsi in the first place (besides him)?
* Despite proudly calling himself a loser, he isn't one.
* Gremmie knows what you did.
* One day, Gremmie decided to be stupid and bring Rugal Bernstein back from the dead.
** BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! HE'S ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR REVIVING MOST OF THE HACKASHOE! The members we know that were revived are: Goenitz, Vice, Mature, Chris, Shermie, Yashiro Nanakase and Leonas, actual father Gaidel
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