That Really Stupid And Annoying Character You Don't Like Has To Fight The Firebird From Fantasia 2000

Self-explanatory.
Firebird vs. Jar-Jar Binks
jar-Jar Turned to run, but the Firebird transformed into lava and surrounded him. Jar-Jar knew what was coming next...
Firebird vs. Barney
The Firebird lunged. Barney ducked out of the way, but his tail managed to get in the Firebird's way. The Firebird sits and watches Barney burn to ash.
Firebird vs. Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Ash sent out his water pokemon, but they just ran the other way. Pikachu was the only one to try to stand and fight- but realizes that electricity doesn't do much to lava. The Firebird rose up like a tidal wave and engulfed Ash.
Firebird vs. The Improved Rich Text Editor
The Firebird tried to edit an article. It kept having problems with the Rich Text editor, which made the machine forget what certain things were. It couldn't log on, because someone else was on the Internet. So, the Firebird went over to Wikia and negotiated them into changing the editing program back.
 
==Firebird vs. Comcast==
The Firebird found out that Comcast had weak software, and as a result had to limit everyone's use of the Internet. Because of this, the Firebird couldn't watch movies for free online. So, the Firebird found Comcast HQ and demanded to see the boss. When the boss showed up, the Firebird threatened him with its lava abilities until he got better software.
Moral: The customer is usually right.