Love Among the Ruins

Love Among the Ruins is a personal ad question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Now tell me what couple would most likely meet as a result of this ad:"
===Question===
ME: WF, porcelain-like skin, 6'10" goddess. YOU: JM, 18' tall, young and war-like with marble skin. Enjoy fine art and nudist resorts. Sz doesn't count. Would enjoy cuddling, but can't hug.
===Question Reading===
"Me: white female, porcelain-like skin, six foot 10 goddess. YOU: Jewish male, 18 feet tall, young and war-like with marble skin. Enjoy fine art and nudist resorts. Size doesn't count. Would enjoy cuddling, but can't hug."
===Choices===
1. da Vinci's "Mona Lisa" and bust of Nefertiti
2. Botticelli's "Venus" and Lincoln's Memorial
3. Michelangelo's "Pieta" and Rodin's "Thinker"
4. Venus de Milo and Michelangelo's "David"
===Choice Readings===
"da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa' and the bust of Nefertiti, Botticelli's 'Venus' and the Lincoln Memorial, Michelangelo's 'Pieta' and Rodin's 'Thinker', or Venus de Milo and Michelangelo's 'David'?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "No, that would be SWF ISO SWFH. (Single White Female In Search of Single White Female Head)"
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3. "Uh, no, that would be a threeway."
4. "Venus de Milo and David."
===Answer Quote===
"Both statues are nudes, and the reason Venus can't hug is cause uh, she doesn't have any arms."
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