Gay Braden

Gay Braden is the 2nd-Oldest character in Braden and the Braden Show! With him being gay, a lot of people don't accept him. But the Bradens have all of the love in the world for him!
== Appearances ==
* S1 E961: The Crush
* S2 E9: The Dentist Visit
* S2 E?: Revenge
== Metal Madness ==
Gay Braden Once tried to make a Metal Band with the Bradens when he was 13, but failed because no one had any instrumental Experience except Femboy Braden But he can only play the piano. No Metal Song Can include a piano while still being goo except " Under Your Scars " By GodSmack.
== Fun Facts! ==
Did you know? In the Braden And The Braden Show character Index, if you flip to Gay Braden's Page a part of his description States " Don't Get Him mad! Please don't!! " People have always been wondering what will happen if you get him mad? People had made tons of theories even ridiculous one like " If Gay Braden gets mad he gonna kill all of the character in a Blood Thirsty Rage. "LIKE WHAT MAN!!! But maybe one day He'll tell us.
He is a big fan of " Tuv ", and sings his songs all the time!
Did You know He was born on 11-20-2006.
Did you know that Gay Braden is a fan of Tally Hall? He also Likes to listen to Metal Music!
== Slaying Those Hands ==
In the Episode " Revenge " 3 Boys Bullied Lavender for being trans, and gay Braden Brutally Beat them to death. Good Job!
== Ultamite Tally Hall Fan ==
Gay Braden once overheard Femboy Braden and Lavender talking about something and in the conversation Femboy Braden said the word " Tally ", and it prompeted Gay Braden to say " TALLY HALL REFRENCE???!!!~~~ "
and proceeded to sing " Ruler of Everything " - Tally Hall
" Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend
In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows even over the sun
Every end of the time is another begun
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
Consequential enough to slip you into a trance
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene
Oh, no, no, oh yeah
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end
Without looking down, gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon, I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah " - Gay Braden
Category:Male Characters