TSPS 94: Word Crimes

Show format: 31 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Request, Tenant From Hell, Check-in
Show info
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This is another show recorded on the road. Sounds quality is better this time.
1:47: Pat writes a Facebook rant at Roy for a previous GoDaddy prank (TSPS 92). She likes big words but at least she offers to pray for him.
4:02: iTunes feeds are broken, but not broken.
5:38: Ghost tower dude Kevin (TSPS 90) is on TV. He’s a cool dude.
8:21: Roy lives in 118 with his Dobermann and needs some drywall. Seems he’s damaged the walls in his apartment during a treasure hunt but is now unsure where he lives and can’t get outside to see the flat number with all the mess. Roy’s trying to dodge liability and claims that the map was there already, so essentially it’s their problem. Roy now wants to remove the toilet to check for the treasure, but they’re just obsessed with his unit number and charging him for damage, but Roy’s going to be rich once he finds the stash of treasure.
14:58: Teen lives for days inside a Walmart store, makes homes inside store displays.
16:24: Roy’s the one who was living in the Walmart and left his wallet behind, but lady over in baby and child is really not getting it.
18:24: Calling back, Roy gets the Walmart store manager. Seems these guys are drawing a blank, considering that Roy was living there just recently. Roy’s $7 short if they don’t find the wallet and isn’t sure how he’ll manage.
20:21: Roy goes for round 3 with electronics. Roy’s now with Walmart corporate and singles the poor sap who answered for helping the kid survive in the store. Brad resolves to put a Walmart or Target sleepover on his bucket list, even if it ends with jail time, swears this will happen some day.
22:15: Roy from Dickies BBQ corporate goes grammar Nazi on Morgan, who left a nice review but bungled the spelling. Morgan gets a free Grammar 101 on use of their, they’re and there but takes exception to being asked to correct the review right now, while scoffing her food. Roy still tries for lesson no. 2, loses Morgan.
24:38: Eric left a nice review at Discount Tyre. Roy from corporate needs to speak to him about the review but the store guy is like an insecure partner and wants to know what it’s about. With Eric on the phone, another Grammar 101 lesson follows but Eric would rather this be done on his own phone. Roy’s fine with tying up the store’s line for company business and needs the review corrected as it looks bad if they have retard customers. Eric doesn’t have the same standards and hangs up on Roy.