Disneys Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves (1996) Transcript

(After the green FBI warnings, the theatrical trailer for "101 Dalmatians (1996)" starts playing)
(The text "COMING SOON TO THEATERS" flies into the black background. As it gets into place, the screen flashes, making the background dark blue)
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to theaters.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the Walt Disney Pictures and Grand Oaks logos)
Mark Elliott: Coming to theaters this Thanksgiving...
(Puppies barking)
(Random clips from the 1961 animated film of the same name)
One of Disney's all-time animated favorites...
(The 100-count time lapse begins running as the scene changes from the animated version to this version)
...comes to life.
(The 100-count time lapse keeps running until reaching the final number)
(Cut to a white background with Dalmatian spots where the movie's title is formed)
"101 Dalmatians".
(Pongo barks)
Featuring one-hundred and one of the furriest...
(A ringing alarm clock falls on Pongo's head)
And funniest stars you've ever seen.
Priest: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
(Cruella De Vil's car comes past the building)
Mark Elliott: Versus the meanest, nastiest and most outrageous Disney villain of all...
(Pongo and Perdita whine)
Cruella De Vil.
Cruella De Vil: Catch these PUPPIES!!
(Dipstick barks)
Jasper Badun: Woah!
(Pongo and Perdita bark)
Cruella De Vil: (mocking a dog's bark) Woof! Woof! (laughing manically)
Roger Dearly: WATCH OUUUUT!!!!
(Pongo pushes the button)
Jasper and Horace Badun: (falling through the trapdoor) AAHH!!
Cruella De Vil: Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head.
(More random clips, including the Baduns' fight)
I don't care how you'd murder the little beasts! Just do it! And do it NOW!!
Jasper Badun: (holding Dipstick while mocking a train engine's whistle) Peep, peep, peep, peep.
Cruella De Vil: (shouts) TAKE IIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A horse neighs and kicks the door open, sending Cruella sliding down the snow)
AAHHHH!!!!
(Cruella De Vil falls into a barrel of molasses)
(More random clips from the 1996 live-action film of the same name)
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents Glenn Close in an all-new live-action motion picture event.
(Cruella De Vil laughs evilly)
(Dogs barking)
Nanny: Oh!
(Jasper Badun shrieks)
Roger Dearly: WATCH OUT!! (Pongo barks)
(Cruella De Vil goes into another hysterical laughter)
(Dissolve to a scene where Pongo and Perdita are racing to rescue their puppies while the sun is starting to set)
(Cut back to the movie title)
Mark Elliott: "101 Dalmatians"!
(After the "101 Dalmatians" title logo appears, the screen fades to a white background with red subtitles reading "IN THEATERS THANKSGIVING")
(The text "COMING SOON TO VIDEOCASSETTE" flies into the black background. As it gets into place, the screen flashes, making the background dark blue)
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to videocassette.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Jim Henson Productions logos)
Mark Elliott: Coming to video, the Muppets are hitting the high seas.
Gonzo and Rizzo: WATCH OUT!!
(The ship smashes into the island and the Muppets fly out of it)
Mark Elliott: And everything in between.
Rizzo: Here they go again.
(Dr. Bunsen Honeydew cuts the rope under Gonzo's stretched feet and Gonzo springs up, yelling happily)
Gonzo: YAHOO!!
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions...
Muppet Cast: (sings) We have cabin fever!
(Screen cuts to Kermit wildly waggling his sword)
Mark Elliott: Kermit the Frog.
Kermit/Captain Smollett: Not bad for an amphibian.
Mark Elliott: Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy/Benjamina Gunn: No more miss nice guy! (Kisses a pirate, making him faint)
Rizzo: Ha-ha!
Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever!
(Camera pans around Gonzo pushing one handle of the wheel that hoists the anchor)
Gonzo: Hurry up, Rizzo!
(Camera pans around Rizzo hanging onto the handle)
Rizzo: I'm going as fast as I can!
Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island".
Muppet Cast: (singing) We've had cabin fever!
Mark Elliott: Coming soon to video!
Muppet Cast: (singing) And we're all going.....
(The subtitles fade to black, along with the audio)
(Screen fades from black, revealing the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo)
Mark Elliott: One of the biggest Disney animated classics is now on video for the first time.
Tito: Check it out!
Mark Elliott: Join all the fun with the hippest and wildest Disney characters ever.
Dodger: Absitively posolutely.
Mark Elliott: Meet the Dodger.
Dodger: One bad puppy.
Mark Elliott: Fagin.
Fagin: Ha ha ha!
Mark Elliott: Tito.
Tito: No joking, man!
Mark Elliott: Georgette.
Georgette: You little bug-eyed creep!
Tito: Ooh, I think she likes me!
Mark Elliott: And Oliver.
Fagin: A pussycat?
Tito: C'mon, let's eat him!
Mark Elliott: It's "Oliver & Company".
Tito: Alright!
Mark Elliott: The classic story of Oliver with a Disney twist.
Oliver: Yes!
Dodger: (sings) One moment I'm in Central Park.
Mark Elliott: He's the little orphaned kitten who goes from down on the streets.
Jenny: Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.
Mark Elliott: Up to a park avenue penthouse.
Jenny: Isn't he cute?
Georgette: Do you happen to know out of whose bowl you're eating? Well, it may be Jenny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine!
Mark Elliott: But until little Oliver gets into big danger.
Jenny: They've taken Oliver.
Tito: C'mon, man, let's go!
Mark Elliott: It's up to the Dodger and his friends to save the day.
Sykes: FAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Georgette: I broke a nail.
Mark Elliott: This fall, you and your family are invited to share all the adventure.
Tito: Hey, get off my back, woman! I'm driving!
Mark Elliott: And all the fun....
(The kitten jumps on the mustard bottle, incidentally squirting some at Louie)
And sing along with grand songs performed by Bette Midler, Huey Lewis and Billy Joel.
Dodger: (singing) Why should I worry? Why should I care? Even until I crossed that line, I have street savoir-faire!
Mark Elliott: Then join the gang.
Einstein: Dog pile! (He lands right on his friends) Unh!
Mark Elliott: And add this grand classic to your Disney collection. "Oliver & Company". Own it on video September 24th!
Tito: Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
(The blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears as triumphant music plays, but the screen fades to reveal the Pixar logo in a black background)
Woody: Sergeant?
Sargent: Yes, sir!
(We see Woody speaking to Sarge)
Woody: ...establish a recon post downstairs.
Sargent: Code Red! Repeat; we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! (The soldiers jump out of the bucket) Move, move, move, move, move!
(In another shot, an army man opens Andy's bedroom door, followed by another shot where two green army men jump from the edge of the side of the staircase and open their parachutes)
Green Soldier: (Puts the binoculars down) It's a...
(Camera slowly flies up as we see Buzz in front of Woody, who is standing on the bed)
Green Soldier Past the Baby Monitor: It's a big one.
(The camera rises up and stops at Buzz's face)
Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents a totally new animated motion picture event.
Buzz Lightyear: (Presses the red oval button) Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
Mark Elliott: The story of two toys......
(Woody gulps as he hides his face below the bed)
Buzz Lightyear: (Checks his oxygen levels, which are stickers on his wrist communicator) There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
(In Buzz's point-of-view, Woody's face suddenly shows up from the right of his helmet)
Woody: Hello. (In shock, Buzz aims his laser at Woody, who is just as alarmed)
(Andy's toys panic as they run to the camera)
Mark Elliott: ......headed for a showdown.
(We cut back to Buzz aiming his laser at Woody)
Woody: My name...is Woody, and this...is my spot.
(Buzz Lightyear wraps his arm around and dives forward)
Woody: Oof!
(Buzz unwraps Woody and stands back up and walks out of the shot)
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear.
(We cut to Lenny hesitantly shaking)
I come in peace.
Woody: You are a child's play-fact!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a mournful, strange little man.
Mark Elliott: And playing by their own rules.
Woody: Draw! (Points his fingers like guns at Etch, who draws a gun and makes a clicking sound) Got me again!
Rex: (Slowly walks backwards) I don't like confrontations!
Woody: Buzz, look! An alien!
Buzz Lightyear: (Turns back in shock) Where?! (Woody laughs hysterically)
(Slinky's laugh is heard in the background as Mr. Potato Head shows off his amputated arm)
You're mocking me, aren't you?
(The toolbox falls and crushes Woody, cutting over to Buzz pressing the red circle button and showing off his wings)
Andy's Toys: Ooh!
Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan. Very nice.
Woody: Oh, what? What? He can't fly.
Buzz Lightyear: (Chuckles) Yes. I can.
Woody: You can't.
Buzz Lightyear: Can.
Woody: CAN'T! CAN'T!! CAN'T!!!
(Buzz dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet)
Mark Elliott: Coming soon to video, the adventure takes off......
(Buzz lands on a car with his feet and rides the car down the track, follows the loop-de-loop, and then jumps off the car and flies to the ceiling)
.....where toys come to life.
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. And beyond!
(The second prototype logo forms as the screen fades to a black background)
Mark Elliott: "Toy Story"!
Buzz Lightyear: Watch out!
(Buzz smashes through the logo and falls back on the bed, landing successfully at his feet)
Can!
(The toys cheering can be heard in the background as we cut to a black background with a title card saying "COMING TO VIDEO OCTOBER 29th")
(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo fades in)
Mark Elliott: Once there was a boy names James who was given an enchanted gift...
Magic Man: Have a look. There's more magic in them facts than in all the rest of the world put together.
James: No, wait!
Mark Elliott: That grew into something amazing...
Aunt Spiker: It's a miracle!
Mark Elliott: And led him into a fantastic and magical adventure...
James: You're enormous bugs!
Grasshopper: Fascinating, isn't it?
James: You're the spider in my window.
Mrs. Ladybug: We've all changed and so have you, James.
Mark Elliott: Own an instant Disney classic that's impossible to exist...
James: We're going to New York City!
Mark Elliott: About a sassy spider, a brave centipede and a lovely ladybug who help their best friend...
James: It's a giant shark!
Mr. Centipede: What have we done?
Mark Elliott: Become a hero.....
Mr. Centipede: Seagulls away!
Mark Elliott: And travel to an entire new world.
James: We made it!
Bugs: Hooray!
Mark Elliott: Experience something new every time you watch it.
Mr. Centipede: Let's get outta here! Fasten your seat-belts, children.
Mark Elliott: It's the classic story critics are calling one of the most magical films of the decade.
Earthworm: Hey, no fair!
Mr. Centipede: Thank, you sir!
Mark Elliott: This fall, take a bite of the biggest hit of the year with something wonderful for everyone. Walt Disney's "James and the Giant Peach".
James: We'll always be together, won't we?
Mr. Centipede: Boy, you're stuck with us for life.
Mark Elliott: Coming to video October 15th!
(Screen fades from black, revealing a purple background. The words "Feature Presentation" are written out during a fanfare)
Mark Elliott: And now, our feature presentation.
(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo is shown and the movie starts)
(Screen fades to the desert. The camera pans up to reveal a man cloaked in blue leaving his footprint in the sand. This is Cassim, a.k.a. the King of Thieves. He looks over the horizon at Agrabah, miles ahead of him. Camels come up the hill behind him, wearing saddles and wicker baskets strapped to them. A man peeks his head out of one of the baskets, but Cassim pushes him back in, and the camels make their road toward Agrabah. Cut to the palace gate. Razoul, the captain of the guards, stands at the palace gate, arms folded. A peddler approaches him, carrying a large gray sack on his back)
Peddler: Ooh, in all my years, never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion. 
Razoul: Our princess is to wed. 
Peddler: Ooh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince? 
Razoul: Not a prince at all. Just a no account street rat! 
(The peddler reveals himself as none other than Genie. Genie throws the sack on top of Razoul) 
Genie: No luck! (Genie picks Razoul up by his nose) Try it phonetically. (Genie shoots some magic into the heavens) It's Aladdin! ("Aladdin" appears as a neon sign, but it goes out prematurely. Genie looks at the camera, sheepishly) Aww...some of you don't believe. (Genie snaps his fingers, and the neon logo changes to "Aladdin and the King of Thieves" as fireworks explode behind it. Genie, as Tinkerbell, flies in front of the logo) In color. (Genie chortles and taps the logo with his magic wand, as the scene shifts to a bird's eye view of Agrabah with streamers flying around. The camera pans back to reveal it is the interior of a snow-globe held by Genie as the song "Festival in Agrabah" begins)
There's a festival here in Agrabah
There's emotion in the air
(A smaller version of Genie flies past several people using his ponytail as a propeller)
People pouring in from near and far
(Hugs a camel and its driver, first as a groom, then a bride)
Because Jasmine and Aladdin are gonna have a wedding
(As a barber doing a manicure on the elephant) There's a festival here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there 
(Genie grabs the drivers and changes their hair to giant afros) 
Then if you're a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair 
(On a podium to a trio of harem girls) You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty 
(Unravels a man's turban) A turban that's unraveling just won't do 
(As a pair of earrings on a woman's ear) No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy 
(Turns her into a fat woman with large glasses and a beehive hairdo, causing her to shriek) You're gonna look gorgeous if I get through 
(As Toulouse-Lautrec painting a picture, then three younger women in burkas) There's a festival here in Agrabah
Then I'm going to paint the town 
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around 
(Genie flies through Agrabah, but appears as a newsboy handing newspapers appear in the hands of citizens) 
Crowd: (singing) Aladdin's getting married and it's gonna be the wedding of the century.
Genie: (emerges through a newspaper, then, as a magician, conjures up some decorations on a building) My buddy's getting married and you're gonna see.
Just how much I can do! 
(As a rabbi) You've heard of your safari bar mitzvahs 
(As a tiki idol) You've all been to a luau or sweet sixteen 
Well, none of them compare to what this is
(Genie opens a lid and appears as a roasting pig with an apple in his mouth. He pig pulls the apple out of his mouth, but literally busts open)
The food will be disgusting. By evening, you'll be busting! 
(Three women dressed in lavish royal attire walk by a man who swoons over them until another woman, his wife, pulls him away. These are the bridesmaids, or at least three of them)
Bridesmaids: (singing) There's a festival here in Agrabah
And it has us all aglow
Genie: (as Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa) If a street rat could have come so far,
Perhaps I can do it
(As Don King) Sure, there's nothing to it!
(Screen cuts to a window balcony. A snooty woman begins the following verse)
Woman: (sings) There's a festival here in Agrabah,
But we're not sure that we'll go
(Genie, dressed in drag, appears behind her carrying a fan)
For although the bride is la de dah,
The groom is awfully low
(Genie, insulted at her opinion of his master, pushes the woman out of the road)
Genie: (as Walter Cronkite) And now we take you down to the palace, where everyone has celebrated all night long.
(Another Genie walks in front of the camera wearing a Jafar mask and a baseball cap) 
Genie #2: Without Jafar and all his malice, everybody's happy.
Genie: What could possibly go wrong?
(Another cut to the palace responds this as several undesirable-looking men emerge from the baskets on the camels. Who they are will be revealed later)
Thieves: (singing) There's a festival here in Agrabah, and we're gonna rob them blind.
Cassim: (sings) While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance, I'll sneak up from behind
(Screen cuts to the palace, wedding pavilion, gift table. Iago is sitting on top of a gift table. As people walk past the table, he takes their gifts and pours a goblet of coins over his head, enjoying the treasures before him)
Iago: (singing) There's a festival here in Agrabah
And the loot is pouring in
I love this wedding stuff so far.
Perhaps if I'm pleasant,
I'll get to keep a present!
(Screen cuts to the wedding pavilion. Genie appears before the Sultan as a dump truck unloads a bunch of flowers on them. In the courtyard, an elephant parks among a group of camels)
Genie: (sings) We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers 
And valets who will carefully park for you
The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours!
(Pinches the bridesmaids' cheeks) Girls, you look just lovely and so grown up as well
(Genie appears back in the pavilion as a fancy waiter with the Sultan)
There's a festival here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
But there's something missing, yes, ah-ha!
Sultan: (singing) Where is the groom?
(Fade to Aladdin's house. He and Abu enter the hovel, which is more or less the same as it was before moving to the palace. From an open hole in the floor, Aladdin picks out a box and dusts it away. At that moment, Genie's eye appears outside the hovel, frightening Abu)
Genie: Hello? SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE LATE FOR HIS OWN WEDDING!!
Aladdin: Hang on, Genie. There's something I need.
Genie: I have ya. (poofs up a cake, which he bursts out of a busty-looking woman) It's a bachelor festival, big boy!
(Carpet tries to take a swig out of a mug of root beer, but Genie stops him)
Genie: Uh-uh-uh, none for you. You're the designated flyer.
Aladdin: No. This is for the wedding.
(Aladdin opens the box, and inside it is an ornate-looking dagger with the insignia of a hand on its hilt)
Genie: Well, that's, uh... (as Woody Allen) that's a nice dagger. Interesting nuptial accessory. It's a bit sharp.
Aladdin: It belonged to my father.
Genie: Your father? You never said a word about your father. Oh, I have to let the caterer know! (as a waiter) Chicken or sea bass?
Aladdin: He's not coming to the wedding. He died a long time ago.
Genie: I'm sorry.
Aladdin: That's alright. I never knew him. Perhaps if I did so, I'd feel ready for this.
Genie: Al, (as a pair of bunny slippers on Aladdin's feet) are you getting cold feet?
Aladdin: No, Genie. It's just that...I've-I've always been a street rat. Stealing what I need to survive, running from the guards.....
Abu: Uh-huh.
Aladdin: Living my life alone.
Abu: (sympathetically) Ohh.
Aladdin: I'm taking a big step today into a new world.
(Suddenly, a cordless phone appears in front of Aladdin, and Genie's voice comes from it. On the other end, we see him as Howard Stern speaking into a microphone with Genie behind him)
Genie: Today's topic: Fears of the Future Family Man. Aladdin from Agrabah, share with us.
Aladdin: I never had a father to show me how to raise a family.
Genie: No role model. (deepens voice) Get a little deeper.
Aladdin: What have I done about families? Genie, what if I'm no luck at it? (sighs) If my father were here......
Genie: Al, little buddy, but if your father were here, he'd be as proud of you as I am.
Aladdin: I just wish he could see this. (sings) There's a festival here in Agrabah
And the festival's all for me
Just look, you guys, at where we are,
And how our dreams have come to be
(Fade to the palace, Jasmine's bedroom. The princess stands in front of a mirror, wearing a traditional wedding dress with golden trim and a veil)
Jasmine: (singing) There's a festival here in Agrabah
And I can't believe it's real
After all this waiting, here we are
We'll eventually get to say "I do"
Aladdin: (singing) I never ever had a real family
Jasmine: (singing) I never ever had a real true friend
(Both of them imagine themselves next to each other)
Both: (singing) Someone who could just understand me
(Aladdin tries to kiss Jasmine's image, but Iago's shouting snaps him back to reality)
Iago: HEY, C'MON, ALADDIN, THIS MUSH HAS HAD TO END!!
(Genie changes the outside of the hovel to a shop-like fashion. Iago has a festival hat on his head and a festive favor in his mouth, which he blows on)
Genie: (singing) There's a festival here in Agrabah
(holding out a clock) And it's starting right away
(Genie changes into a tailor, and changes Aladdin into his wedding robes)
Let's get you dressed
Because you're the star
(grabs Aladdin for a photograph)
Hey, c'mon, it's your wedding day!
(Genie and Aladdin walk arm-and-arm over the edge of the building. Abu and Iago follow, also arm-in-arm. Aladdin lands on Carpet and he flies off towards the palace)
Crowd: (singing) Aladdin's getting married and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century
Amazing how Aladdin would have come so far
Genie: They're eventually getting married!
Sultan: They're eventually getting married!
Thieves: They're eventually getting married!
Iago: Look at all these presents!
Jasmine: We're eventually getting married!
Abu: You're eventually getting married!
Aladdin: I'm eventually getting married!
(Aladdin flies into the palace while several Genies remain outside, as a Gospel choir, leading the crowd dancing underneath. Iago shakes Aladdin's hand)
Chorus: (singing) They're eventually getting married
At the festival in Agrabaahhhh!!!!
There's a festival in Agrabah!
Genie: (dancing) The festival going on now! Must festival! Must festival! Help me! I can't stop myself! Somebody rub the lamp! Somebody rub the lamp! Aw, you know I'm feeling! (sees the crowd staring at him) That's enough. 
(Genie slides off-screen embarrassedly)
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