I Wish I Was Cool

"I Wish I Was Cool" is sung in "Phineas & Ferb" in the episode, "Wizard of Odd" in which Baljeet explains that he wants to be cool. 
==Lyrics==
===Episode version===
:Baljeet: I want to be cool, cool, cool
:I feel like such a foo-oo-ool
:'Cause everybody I see
:Everybody but me
:Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool
:They don't teach it in schoo-oo-ool,
:Ain't no pamphlet they wrote
:No one passed me that note
:Guess that I missed the boat
:Down the...
:(Baljeet is cut off by Candace at this point in the song.)
===Alternate Version===
:Baljeet: I've got two calculators
:And I'm ready to go
:I got a sylvian fissure
:On my parietal lobe
:I got everything
:A nerd crow needs for school
:Candace: What do you want
:Baljeet: I wish that I was cool
:I wish that I was cool
:Candace: Rather than hanging by your underpants
:Come on down and take a chance
:There's a wizard in Bustopolis
:Word is he's no fool
:Maybe he can make you cool
:Baljeet: That's good 'cause I wanna be cool
:All: There'll be nothing ever stopping us
:We're goin' to Bustopolis
:Everyone will eat our dust
:Our journey's pure our cause is just
:Shoppolis hoppolis
:Theofilopoulos
:Goin' to Bustopolis
:I wish I was cool
:Goin' to Bustopolis
:I wish I was cool
==Background Information==
*The line in the alternate version "Theofilopoulos" is a reference to Aliki Theofilopoulos, a storyboard artist and writer for Phineas and Ferb.
*Several crows gather and dance with Baljeet during the song, much like Dr. Doofenshmirtz's pigeons do in My Goody Two-Shoes Brother ("Tree to Get Ready").
*This song is included on the DVD of the Spanish version of "Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions".
Category:Songs
Category:Season 2 Phineas and Ferb songs