Grip This!

Grip This! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which of the following best describes a "key grip" suffering from "the grippe"?
===Choices===
1. an electrician with an STD
2. a caterer with piles
3. a chauffeur with arthritis
4. a handyman with influenza
===Choice Quotes===
1. "No. That would be a gaffer with gonorrhea."
2. "No, and that reminds me of something my Grandma always told me: NEVER trust a caterer with piles. Wise woman, my grandma."
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4. "A handyman with the flu."
===Answer Quote===
"I'll have that board cut for you right away, sir."
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