Adam Sandler

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Adam gets the cool, inspirational line because he’s just amazing like that.
== Personality ==
Adam Sandler is an absolute chad. He’s cool, funny, caring, smart, and epicc. Not much else needs to be said, he’s literally a fucking giga chad.
== Appearance ==
Adam is just sans but buff and with the chad cut. But for more of a description, he's sans with a chiseled chin and a muscular build. He wears a blue jacket with a white muscle shirt underneath. He wears a pair of black shorts with white nike shoes. In his Giga Chad form, he's the same thing but colorless and has the hair and beard of Giga Chad.
== Backstory ==
Adam's story begins with Milf Bilf showing up at her old high school crush, River’s, house. She loved him so much that ahe murders his fucking girlfriend and basically MADE him marry her due to her Royal position. Can’t you just feel the affection? They eventually had two skeletal kids (DESPITE STAR MOM NOT EVEN BEING A SKELETON) named Willy Wonka and Adam Sandler. After these two kids are born River just skidaddles like a fucking cartoon character. Cosmic Prostitute is too busy being a tyrant and kidnapping kids for her kidnapping fetish to give a shit about her kids so she just dumps them into the care of VARY ANGNAERY FRIASH aka Harley Quinya, who essentially raised and trained them in all aspects of life. Adam Sandler was the opposite of his loser brother and was the chad everyone swooned over. He was so much of a chad that even the haters of Tsar Momba simp for him, his biggest simp being Muppet, a lady who absolutely despises Star mom. 
Adam Sandler was living the life. He had lotsa homies, including Jasús, Harrus, and Dekios. Shit was lit until his best friend, Jasús, got possessed by Cthulu and unleashes utter hell upon everything. So Adam Sandler, using his chad powers along with the help of Frisk, Chara, Dekios, Harry, Harley Quinya, and Willy Wonka, had to stop the eldritch Jasús. After that however, Jasús gets all the power and goes batshit insane after literally having Cthulu in his mind. Jasús annihilates Betatale, causing Adam to blast out of it and spend a few episodes in a coma. During his coma, he met and spoke with the almighty god of chads, Gad. After a deep talk, Adam Sandler woke up and sensed that his brothers, Will and Papaya182, were in danger, so he warped over there and fought HAM. Unfortunately, Adam didn't have much of a warm up so he got put in a space-coma yet again. During this second coma, Gad trained Adam Sandler and taught him how to use his abilities to their fullest. When Adam Sandler was released from this coma by Harrus and his dad, he awoke as a powerful, self-actualized man who was too much of a champ to even budge in the face of HAM. He joined the main crew in their journey to save the Omniverse from the tyrannical grip of Azathoth. Although he was just in a mere illusionary body created by azathoth to act as a means to be in the story to get Errrr404 and papaya182’s hopes up, he still experienced the vast journey and aided in azathoth’s downfall in a sense. 
What happens next is still in development.
== Abilities ==
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=== Big Brain ===
Adam Sandler is extremely big brain and smart. 
=== Multi-purpose Blasters ===
Adam's blasters can not only be used to deal an immense amount of power, but they can also be used to heal people. 
=== Mine now ===
If Adam is able to get ahold of an enemies attack and holds it like MUI Goku, he can then use it as his own. 
=== Ripped as fuck ===
Adam Sandler is so ripped that his defense stat is too OP plz nerf.
=== Enhanced fighting capabilities ===
Adam Sandler has those super cool action movie fighting skills. This is the ability he uses most often.
=== Osteokinesis ===
Adam can use bones attacks. There's also a complex color code for his attacks:
* Cyan means stop.
* Orange means go.
* No color means bro stop standing there and move outta the way before you take damage dumbass!
* Red bones lower the max amount of HP you can have. Kinda useless tho cause one bones just takes one one max HP away. Even worse these bones are usually really slow and avoidable.
* Green bones are pure hacks. Adam gets to heal himself with them while they hurt you. It’s like leech seed. I hate it.
* Blue bones are weird. They’re kinda just bones that lock-on.
* Purple bones are just obstacles during the purple soul mode.
* Yellow bones have to be shot by the yellow soul to avoid. Adam can only use these bones when someone has a yellow soul tho cause that would be cheating if he didn’t.
* Gray bones are bones that do no damage. Usually used for shields. That’s it really.
=== Soul Manipulation ===
Adam can change the color of your soul and use it to his advantage. Here's the color code:
*Red means no gravity for you. You can just go wherever you want in the box lmao.
* Orange can dash to avoid attacks. There’s a recoil for this tho. Kinda like that mechanic from JSAB (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
* Blue means gravity’s applied to you now. You actually have to jump to avoid attacks now loser. Oh and Adam can slam you against walls using the blue soul.
*Cyan means you have invincibility for a bit. This invincibility usually disappears after a bit tho once you take enough damage. It’s kinda like that mechanic in that dust fight made by FDY.
*Yellow means you have a gun now. Sweet. You can shoot attacks now.
*Purple Soul is kinda annoying. Your stuck moving along strings. You gotta swap strings when an attack comes up on your string. Pretty annoying ngl.
*Black soul is pretty weird ngl. You only get to move a little bit. Then your soul turns gray and you can’t move anymore. BUT, you’re also invulnerable when your soul’s gray (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
*Pink soul is kinda cool. You gotta get to an "end point," for the attack to end (Credits to Quantis for the idea).
=== The Force ===
Adam Sandler can use the force. Yeah, Yoda taught him how to use the force.
|-|Giga Chad form=
=== Chad Thunder-Punch ===
Adam can use thunderous punches in this form. Each punch is charged with thunder and lets off the booming of thunder.
=== Chad Thunder-Kick ===
Adam's kicks are also charged with thunders and make a booming sound in this form.
=== Giga Chad aura ===
Adam has an aura surrounding him consisting of chad energy. This aura can obliterate his foes and plays the giga chad theme.
=== MUI ===
Adam has mastered Ultra Instinct.
=== GIGA-BARRAGE ===
After getting a smash ball, Adam can use his final smash: a barrage of physical attacks all coated in lightning and chad energy.
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== Relationships ==
=== Wendy’s ===
Wendy’s is Adam and Will’s mother. Unlike his brother, he’s too much of a chad to hate her. Despite all of the utter hurt and bitchery she shoveled out at everyone, he never hated her, he only wished she’d be a good mother for him and Will.
=== River/Dababy car Driver ===
River is Adam and Will’s father. His dad’s curse of vanishing activated a month after he was born so they don’t really have a relationship for a while. He didn’t even pay child support…mainly cause his ex is a fucking psychopathic dictator that he was trying to outright hide from. However, later in the plot, River returns at the nick of time to save his kids. After that, he driver and Adam were able to form a stable relationship. 
===Willy Wonka / Errrrrr404===
This is Adam’s (formerly) edgy dumbass of a brother. These two got along well for the most part. They had their arguments like most brothers do (mainly cause Will was an ass) but they were cool with each other nonetheless. As a matter of fact, he was one of the only friends Will had. He was one of the only ones who saw potential in him and sought to help him become a better person. He was a role model of sort to Willy as well. They both grew to appreciate and respect each other much more after Errrr404’s character arc into a decent person. 
=== Harley Quinya ===
The foster mother of Adam and Willy. Quinya gave her life for him and Billy on multiple occasions, causing adam to have a deep admiration and respect for Quinya. She was, after all, the mother in him and Will’s life that the Star Mom failed ever be. 
=== Jasús/ HAM ===
The adoptive brother of Adam and Willy. Adam was like a best friend to Jasús. Adam taught him the ways of touching grass and chadliness. This got Jasús to toss out his anime body pillows and stuff, but unfortunately didn’t stop his crippling weed addiction. When Jasús became an eldritch being who became the main antagonist of the series (HAM), their relationship understandably became more antagonistic. Adam never hated Jasús through it though. He only wanted to get his friend back. After HAM had his character arc and became Jasús again, he became best friends with Jasús again, just like old times.
=== Harrus ===
The other adoptive brother of Adam and Willy. Harrus- being Adam from an alternate timeline- got along exceptionally well with Adam. They were both interested in practically all the same things, they all had the same ideals, and they both had similar issues to bond over. 
=== Dekios / Papaya182 ===
Dekios is another adopted kid of Tsar Bomba. He usually tagged along with Harry and Adam to do cool stuff with them. Adam has been a driving force in helping Dekios with his anger issues and helping him find more creative outlets for his rage. 
=== Muppet ===
Muppet is the Betatale equivalent of muffet. She’s a simp for Adam Sandler cause I mean let’s be real here, what girl wouldn’t be head-over-heels for the guy? He’s an absolute Chad. Adam constantly friendzones her and acts as a stand in for her family, who were all executed by Star mom.
== Trivia ==
* Ironically, Adam Sandler loves his equivalent of Adam Sandler movies.
* Adam Sandler is the biggest chad in the underground. 
* Adam Sandler has a Machamp, Buzzwole, and Conkeldurr.
* He can life the weight of your mom.