Aladdin (a Kylie34531 Pantomime)/Transcript/Prologue

ABANAZAR: Here I Am! It Is I Abanazar, Ruler Of Egypt! Here To Destroy All Of The Lands! Oh! And You! Nasty Fools! Yuck! Very Very Rotten! Now Of You’re Rotten, I’ll Give You a Deal. Every Time I Come Here While I’m Laughing So Evil, You Can Shout Out, “BOO! BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!” And I Can Argue With You. Got That?
AUDIENCE: YEAH!
ABANAZAR: Ok. Let’s Try It. (Leaves The Stage) (Comes Onstage Laughing So Evil)
AUDIENCE: BOO! BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
ABANAZAR: I Can’t Get Off This Stage, I’m On This Stage!
AUDIENCE: OH NO YOU CAN’T!
ABANAZAR: OH YES I CAN!
AUDIENCE: OH NO YOU CAN’T!
ABANAZAR: OH YES I CAN!
AUDIENCE: OH NO YOU CAN’T!
ABANAZAR: OH BE QUIET! SHUT UP! Or I’ll Give You Another Deal. Every Time The Slave Of The Ring Comes, I Want You All To Shout “YO GABBA GABBA!” Can You Do That?
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
ABANAZAR: I SAID CAN I DO THAT?!
AUDIENCE: YEAAAAH!!!!
ABANZAR: OKAAAAY!!!! (Sigh) Slave Of The Ring, Come To Me!
RING SLAVE: (Enters)
AUDIENCE: YO GABBA GABBA!
RING SLAVE: Well Done! Whoa! Who Are You?
ABANAZAR: It Is I Abanazar, Ruler Of Egypt!
RING SLAVE: WOW. Well, I’m The Slave Of The Ring And I Am Here To Look For Aladdin.
ABANAZAR: ALADDIN?! Where Is Aladdin?
RING SLAVE: He Came From China, a Long Way Ago From Far Off Lands.
ABANAZAR: Never Heard Of It. What Place In China?
RING SLAVE: Well, Beijing.
ABANAZAR: a State?
RING SLAVE: Yes. Beijing, The State Of China Where The Twankey Family Are There. There’s Aladdin Twankey, Wishee Washee Twankey And Widow Twankey.
ABANAZAR: Ugh! Rotten Family Of Twankeys.
RING SLAVE: They’re Not Rotten, They’re The Family Of Beijing Including One Who’s Gonna Be Trustworthy And To Marry The Princess.
ABANAZAR: Including Aladdin? Well, In That Case I Will Rule Aladdin And Beijing Will Be Mine!
RING SLAVE: Hey, I Need Your Help. However, If Abanazar Rules Everything That It Is His, I Want You All To Boo, Not To Hiss, And However Abanazar Screams, Everybody Screams Back At Him. Okay? Good. Now What Are You Saying?
ABANAZAR: I Was Saying That I Will Rule Aladdin And Beijing Will Be Mine!
AUDIENCE: BOO!
ABANAZAR: AH!
AUDIENCE: AH!
RING SLAVE: Great Job! Such Rotten People. And That Abanazar, He’s Also Mean. Now, Our Story Begins On a Place Called Beijing, The State Of China. Come Celebrate This Day Of How If Aladdin Is The One! (Leaves The Stage)