Madness Combat/The Madness Incidents

The Madness Incidents are a bunch of NON-CANON episodes of Madness Combat. In other words, these incidents never happened, meaning that this article is pointless.
== Episodes ==
* E1: Hank falls in love with a blender.
* E2: Hank and Luigi run from zombies, and then Hank gets killed by Mag Agent: V4, while Luigi tries to smoke, but he DIES, since he's too stupid to know that smoking is BAD.
* E3: Mag Agent: Torture betrays the UnPolice and kills a bunch of them. However, Mag Agent: Torture gets killed by Bomberman. HOWEVER, Bomberman also dies, because the UnPolice hates him.
* E4: Sanford and Deimos kidnap a random grunt, but it turns out that they kidnapped the wrong guy, so Sanford and Deimos rage quit.
* E5: Tricky ruins somebody's birthday party BY PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
* E6: 100 people decided to commit sins, so Jesus kills them all, including Mag Agent: V5 and Frisk.
* E7: Jesus fights Sonic.EXE and WINS.
* E8: Hank, Sanford, Deimos, Tricky, Jesus, and Mag Agent: Torture fight each other in the Hunger Shames, and Tricky wins.
* E9: "ROMP.FLA" Sanford and Deimos fight Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and other mustached guys, but Sanford and Deimos die after Wario farts on them.
* E10: "P.S.A. - Piracy" Hank kills Mario and Luigi for pirating video shames.
== Trivia ==
* Episodes 9 and 10 are the only episodes to have actual titles, while the other episodes just have "Incident [insert 0s and 1s here]" as the title.
Category:Non-canon