Penguin Doods: Pie War I

==Prologue: How The War didn't begin==
It is 2289, THE FUTURE! And as you can see, the future has magical cows that fart out golden pies! YEY! Owait... wrong story... brb
It is 2014, THE PRESENT and the magical golden pie was kidnapped on May 13th 2014... Wait why am I even saying the dates? Nobody cares about dat! Anywai deh dood who kidnapped deh pie is unknown, but it caused tentsions... tentions... TENSIONS between Shops Island and the universe WORLD!!!! These tentsions would cause a war to break out, cuz... pie... pie's epic, y'know. ANYWAYS SHOPS ISLAND GOES TO WAR BLAH BLAH BLAH DEATH STAR BLAH BLAH BLAH SALADA BLAH BLAH BLAH LET'S JUST BEGIN ALREADY!!!
==Chapter 1: The War Startz==
Bro and Penstubal meet up in a room
Bro: Cool I'm a president :D
Stubal: Imma General :D
Bro: Presidents are higher in authority and we got cool suits
Stubal: :(
Bro: So uhh... why are we here?
Stubal: Well the golden pie was stolen, so there's a start
Bro: Oh yeah
Stubal: I think we need to declare war on something
Bro: War is very expensive... we have to think about this for a while... Heck, its not OUR money let's just go to war with anyone
Stubal: Wanna declare war on the first country that we look at on the map?
Bro: Okay!
Stubal spins the globe and stops on a place called the United Derps of Antarctica
Stubal: How about here? The United Derps of Antartica
Bro: ...Who would want to name their country THAT? Oh well LET'S DO IT!!
Stubal: YEAH!!!
MEANWHILE IN THE UNITED DERPS OF ANTARCTICA
Explorer: *reads letter*
Explorer: D: THEY DON'T LIKE OUR NAME
Explorer: AND THEY WANT WAR!! ...That sounds kinda fun, LET'S DO IT! TAX PAYER'S MONEY YAAY!
???: So they're angry about the fact we stole their golden pie?
Explorer: Actually no, they just wanted to go to war with us for our dumb name, and they just wanna waste some money
???: Sounds good to me, ain't our money
Explorer: Yeah :D
Later that night
Mario: So you want ME to break into their base and bomb it with TNT?
Bro: ...Yes
Mario: CONSIDER IT A DEAL!
Mario teleports in-front of the base and plants TNT all over
Mario teleports away as the TNT explodes
Explorer: ASDAFHASUOFHAOIGHAGHAUIFHAIOFHAIOGHAIGH!!
Explorer flies into the sky
Explorer: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!
Mario: yey he's gone
Explorer lands in some random forest where ??? was waiting for him in a lawn chair
Explorer: Ow...
???: Oh hey there *sips lemonade*
Explorer: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
???: ...Uhh I dunno?
Explorer: Anyways is it safe?
??? holds up the Golden Pie
???: Totally
A random Owl swoops down and steals the Pie from them
???: O__________________O
Explorer: *facepalm*
==Chapter 2: Doing More Stuff==
The next morning at Lame City
Dave: So basically, I gotta make a ton of weapons and shtuff for this war?
Bro: Uh... yeah
Dave: This IS taxpayer's money right? Not mine?
Bro: Totally
Dave: CONSIDER IT A DEAL!
Dave turns on his factory and makes 9001 nukes, guns, tanks and weapons in one second
Dave: HEAR YOU GO
Bro: ...That was fast
Dave: So I'm not paying for this AT ALL?
Bro: Yup, anyways I'm off to the Pink Easter Death Egg
Dave: Okay see you!
Bro walks into a giant pink rocketship
Dave: ...Err...
Bro: It was the only color they had in the catalog that wasn't sold out, okay? :|
Dave: Okay then...
Bro's Pink Rocketship blasts into the sky
Dave: k
LATOR AT THE PINK EASTER EGG
Bro: SLENDER, MAKE CLONES OF ME TO FIGHT IN THE WAR!!!
Slenderman: ?
Slenderman explodes
Emperor Slender: Why? And it's EMPEROR Slender to you
Bro: Cuz I'm awesome, and I'm the president, so yeah
Emperor Slender: But you have a weird afro
Bro: ...Don't diss my afro Q-Q
Emperor Slender: FINE! I'll clone you, how many clones?
Bro: About 9,001
Emperor Slender: ...Uhh
Bro: DO IT!!! THE WORLD LACKS AWESOMENESS! If you clone me, the world will be a better place!
Emperor Slender: Phine
Bro: HEY! I just noticed something, why do you get "Emperor" in your name but I'm just plain Bro? It should say "President Bro"
Emperor Slender: Don't ask me
Author: Don't ask me :|
Bro: WAIT YOU'RE THE AUTHOR! FIX MY NAME!!!
Author: No
Bro: Why? D:
Author: Cuz I don't wanna
Bro: PLEAAAAAAAAAASE?!
Author: Keep asking me and I'll erase you from the story :D
Bro: ...fine
Emperor Slender: TIME FOR THE CLONING!!
Emperor Slender shoves Bro into a cell that clones him 9,001 times
President of Dumbness: EEEP! PANIC! EVERYONE! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
President of Dumbness explodes
Bro: Why so many cameos in this one chapter?
Author: I can add more if you want?
Bro: Please don't
Snowstormer: Hai!
Snowstormer explodes
Chill: YEY!!
Chill explodes
Mario: Why am I here-
Mario explodes
Bro: NO MORE!!!!
Author: THIS IS MY STORY, not yours so go away
Bro: But-
Emperor Slender: AND IT'S COMPLETED!
Bro: :O
Emperor Slender: 9,001 Bro clones!
Bro: YES!!! I HAVE MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emperor Slender: So that's like 9001 clones... plus tax... and...
Emperor Slender puts it into a calculator
Bro: This isn't math class :|
Emperor Slender: You owe me 567,891,083.27 WB$!
Bro: . . .
Bro runs
Emperor Slender: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE CLONES?!?!
Bro Clones: Hi I'm Awesome, Hi I'm Bro, Hi I'm the President
Emperor Slender: e.o
Emperor Slender: TAKE THEM ALL! THEY'RE FREE NOW!
Bro: YAY!
Bro and his clones all jump off the Pink Easter Egg
Emperor Slender: Weirdos.
Bro's Phone starts ringing as he falls down back to Earth
Bro answers it
Bro: WHAT DO YOU WANT!? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A MOMENT!!!
Penstubal: Er... It's me... ._.
Bro: Oh hey Stubal, go away, I'm having a moment with my beautiful clones
Penstubal: Wait-what? CLONES?!
Bro throws his phone into the vacuum of space
Bro: :D
All of Bro's clones also get sucked into the vacuum of space
Bro: D:
Bro falls down to Earth
==Chapter 3: Boring Debate Crap, Skip This Chapter==
MEANWHILE IN SALADA
SlenderXP: As you all know, Shops and the UDA are declaring war on each other...
SlenderXP: So... WE SHOULD ALL DO THE SAME!!!
Everybody at the meeting agrees
An owl flies into the office and drops a Golden Pie
SlenderXP: WHOA! WE GOT THE GOLDEN PIE NOW!!!
Everybody Else: GASP!!!
SlenderXP: So uhh... what should we do with it?
Louis Jefferson: I say we fly in a Helicopter and drop it on a random person
SlenderXP: GOOD IDEA JEFFERSON!
Lex Dexter: What if we just ate it?
SlenderXP: PFFTT! NO that's a terrible idea
Later
SlenderXP flies in a Helicopter
SlenderXP throws the Golden Pie somewhere
SlenderXP: :D
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