Deez Nuts Incident

==General Info==
The Deez Nuts incident, also known as the Stanley Cup Disaster, occurred on June 15th, 2015, In which over 7,000 audience members and 30 NHL players were killed in a "prank" done by Queen Elizabeth. The only survivors of the London Geoducks were Tit and Dick, who lucked out and managed to skate into a safe zone. This incident was so bad that even the Queen admits that it was "a little too far."
==The Incident==
The prank took place after game 7 of the 2015 Stanley Cup final, once the losing team left the ice. The first of many unethical actions that took place was all of the exits being completely locked down, even to NHL officials and security guards. Then, the intercom started playing a Deez Nuts trap remix at deafening volume, causing all attendees to loose coordination. The building started to shake from how loud the speakers were playing, causing upper levels of the arena to collapse and fall onto civilians, the tempered glass surrounding the ice started to shatter, the metal beams in the ceiling holding the building together started to fail and drop. But what most remember from this incident was what happened on the ice. Once the beat dropped in the song, the ice started to break open and reveal a lava pool underneath. What the players where unaware to, was that there was one safe spot on the ice they had to get to, which ended up being where the home team goalie was placed. The only 2 that managed to find the safe spot was Tit and Dick, both of which were completely on accident. The players dropped into the lava and burned alive. The horrors only stopped once the song ended, letting those who survived to escape. Tit and Dick were rescued by firemen about 20 minutes after the song ended.
==The aftermath==
Many innocent lives were lost on this day, causing the Queen of England to feel the need to "apologize", which just amounted to her admitting that It was a little too far."Ok, MAYBE I went a little too far. But c'mon, we all have to agree it was a LITTLE funny" ~ Queen Elizabeth, June 16th, 2015The public was outraged, except for those over the age of 40, who couldn't have cared less. They built a giant statue of the Stanely cup in front of the arena, with all the names of the fallen civilians and NHL players on the rings. The statue has been lovingly named "Deez lost."
===Richard Tortellini===
As one of the only 2 surviving Geoducks players, Dick spent the next 2 years in hiding with his family, completely ignoring all media and turning down all interviews. The only words the public got during those years was the occasional confirmation that Dick was indeed alive, and was in intensive therapy.
Due to the trauma caused from the incident, Dick gained a weird side effect that's not usually associated with PTSD, that being short term memory loss but to a comical extreme, in which he will very fequently completely forget everything he was doing just a couple seconds ago. This has laws of the universe breaking affects, for example: If he were to fall off a roof, he could forget, mid air, that he is falling, and he will stay completely still in the middle of the air until he remembers he's falling again.
===Tit Smirnov===
Not much is known by the media for what happened to Tit from the year 2015-2019. All that was known was that he had broken out of his cell in the NHL and was missing. Now, however, we are aware that he had escaped himself, and spent several months on the run from the NHL. He was homeless for those couple months, living off of the land in the various public parks of London. Several murders can be attributed to Tit in this time, from the various werewolf transformations he had to undergo in those lonesome months. Eventually, he was found by Strange and Domstiel, who were just going for a walk one day when suddenly Strange spotted his favorite player, Tit, hiding under a bridge eating a dead bird. Domstiel saw immediate potential in him as a bouncer for his gay bar, the Salty Spittoon. Thus, he was taken in by the Windsors into the Tordsworld house
===NHL rule reformation===
As the public found out about Tit escaping, they were also introduced to the horrible conditions werewolves were kept in for the first time. Several riots broke out in NHL cities, mostly doing nothing, until the leader of the Republic of Bodil, Bodil made a statement that he will not allow any NHL games to be played in his country until they were set free, forcing the officials to release all werewolves from their cages in the NHL catacombs. This also allowed non-werewolves to play the goalie position, and werewolves to play other positions. This was the first huge step in the werewolf rights movement.
==Fun Facts==
*YannyTord and Strange were in attendance of this game, Strange luckily turned himself off once the music got too loud, sparing him the trauma of the incident. YannyTord wasn't as lucky, but neither of them were hurt. At least not physically.
*Dick now absolutely despises the Queen, also causing him to have some bias towards YannyTord. He doesn't hate him, but he's not gonna be besties with him any time soon. He tolerates him.
*Dick eventually found out Tit was in the gay bar before the events of act 4, so he was the first one in the NHL to find out his whereabouts.
*The Deez Nuts Trap Remix is now banned from playing on the radio throughout the world. You can only find it on Youtube on only one upload, any other upload of the song is banned and immediately taken down.
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