Why Mikan Shiratori Scares Me

This could be the ordinary tale of any old funnypasta reader, but it just happens to be narrated by a man named Will Arnett (That's me). Like most funnypasta readers, I myself have my favorite characters. And they lived in a funnypasta world in Japan. But the worst character I've seen is a girl named Mikan Shiratori, or Mikan for short. Now Mikan had some very unusual experiences, and they all happened right here in the funnypasta universe.
🎵Deep in the country of Japan, where Mr Will Arnett plays, you'll find a video of Peter Pan, of Will Arnett's childhood days. A girl named Serena is his friend, and Sofia and Peter Timms. There's Anthony and Jamie, and there's Thomas. But the last name is Shiratori. Shiratori, Shiratori, very skinny teen with BIG ANIME EYES!🎵
Woah, that was a bit loud. My excuses. Anyways, I'm sure you know my name. It is Will Arnett. Now I am unfortunately scared of Mikan Shiratori. Why you ask? Trust me, I told you that she had some unusual experiences. Let me first start off by saying that one time, she was taking a shower when this Dragon Ball like monster named Derella trapped her in what appeared to be slime or goo. I obviously haven't seen that monster in a long time. But I can reassure you it almost looked like Piccolo from Dragon Ball.
Now the real Mikan didn't go out on a terrorist spree, Derella has an ability to become anyone it prefers to be. Oh look, I just found something out. It was a cocoon that Derella put Mikan in. Ever since that day I watched the episode where Mikan is tortured, I am somehow scared of her. I even have nightmares of her asking me to get in the shower with her. What doesn't help is the fact that Mikan is of course a famous girl who stars in beauty shows.
To this day, I never go to any fashion design show since Mikan got in my mind. Ok, this in my opinion is starting to sound like a cliche creepypasta. Let's try to come up with some different ones and try to make it funny. Why not we tell this story as a parody of Winnie The Pooh like we just did? Great, I'll do it.
Moving on, Mikan Shiratori lived in this enchanted city under the name of Tsukino, which means she had the name over the door in gold letters and she lived under it. Now when Mikan heard her cuckoo clock, she knew it was time for something. But she was a girl of very little brain. So when she thought, she thought in the most thoughtful way she could think. "Ever thought of anything have you? Nor either have I. Think, think, think." Said Mikan. Then she remembered that it was time for her exercise. But the main problem was that Mikan's dress would rip if she stretched too hard. That's one reason for why she scares me, her dress would rip to the point I saw her back.
While she exercised, her stomach began to rumble. Mikan's favorite food was Chef Boyardee Beefaroni. She went to her cupboard only to notice that only the saucy parts of the beefaroni were left. While she tried to lick the sauce, a robot named Tex showed up. He said, "If you need more Beefaroni, visit the Beefaroni tree, but don't get caught." Mikan didn't recognize the voice, but the only way she could understand it was by the sound effect it made. She saw Tex and looked at the path he had made. 
And so, Mikan climbed the Beefaroni tree. She climbed and she climbed and she climbed. And as she climbed, she hummed a little hum.
(More to come)