HATS Script

(Let's Party)
MARK: You may have guesses what the show's all about, so I'll tell you, without a doubt, it's about hats!
Marty: There are many kinds of hats, of every shape and size.
And underneath each one of them is a very special prize-us!
Mario and Mary: Ima Hatfield has no hat! What’s the matter with you?
Ima Hatfield has no hat! What is she to do?
IMA: Don’t worry about me; my hat is being made and it will be the best.
I’m going to have a hat that is better than all the rest!
Maria: What kind of hat are you making, Ima? What kind of hat will it be?
When will it be finished, so that we all can see?
Ima: A top hat with polka dots and feathers.
Hatless Hank: Wait a minute, everyone! I also have no hat!
Marsha: Oh no-that's too bad! We’ll have to do something 'bout that.
Monica: What kind of hat would you like, my friend? You see, there are plenty to choose. Pick the one that suits you best.
There’s no way you can lose.
Hatless Hank: I really don’t know where to start. They all look mighty fine.
Myra: Muffin hats anyone? If you wanna be a cook, get this fashionable look!
Mariah: Try the hat of a cop to make the traffic stop!
Milli and Molly:
To pick the hat to suit the job, you’ve got to use your thinkamabob!
Hatless Hank: My thinkamabob?!
Milli and Molly: Yep! It's your head. Hank, please dry those tears.
Your thinkamabob is between your ears.
Hatless Hank: I know, right?
Henrietta: (like Earl Scheib) Riiight!
IMA: With all the hats to choose from, it’s so hard to decide.
Just follow my advice and find a hat to wear with pride.
(THE PERFECT HAT FOR ME)
HENRIETTA: Ima, is a policeman’s hat the kind you are going to make?
Hatless Hank, is a muffin hat you want? Do you want to cook and bake?
Hatless Hank: That was tasty but I can see that a baker’s hat is not for me!
Ima Hatfield: No, although each one of those hats looks might suit me just fine,
None can hold a candle to the brand new hat of mine.
Hatless Hank: I would wear most any hat as a last resort,
but I think I’d rather have a hat from my very favorite sport.
HENRIETTA AND IMA: BATTER UP!
(Keep Your Head in the Game)
HANK: That was great, it’s clear to see
A baseball cap is right for me!
Marty: (in a red, white and blue hat) The hat willl tell you who I am. Who I am is Uncle Sam!
(UNCLE SAM IS WHO I AM)
IMA: (Showing off her polka dot, feathery top hat) Here I am in my brand new hat!
The truth is...well...what's in your HEART counts, NOT on your HEAD.
(MY HEAD MY HEART)
MARTY: It's been fun, but now we gotta run.
MYRA: If you feel like the world has gone kersplat and you don't know this and that...
MARSHA: Don't get down, forget all that.
IMA, HANK, HENRIETTA and MILLI: Go get yourself a brand new hat!
(END OF SHOW)
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