Hokey Pitch

Hokey Pitch
voiced by: Morgan Freeman
Likes: Porky Minch (role model), Loverina Flirts, his job, days off, sports, eating chips, food, TV, laying down,talking to porky,
Dislikes: Not knowing much, Ness and his Friends, Picky Minch (to a degree).
Age: Unknown
Job: Pigmask Army
Debuted: Earthbound 5
Hokey 
Is Porky's employee, who made his debuted in mother 5.
He is somewhat a killer, for killing Samantha's family. Hokey wears aummer that is unclear if he has to wear forever, his face has a remesble to Porky's. Hokey is known to be dim-witted and not too bright he is dumb.
==Appearance==
Hokey wears black aummer and head is top. His head has silkey black hair.He wears a black shirt.He has blue pants and wear black and white shoes . He also wears a thong under.
==Personality and Traits==
He is known to be stupid and isn't that much bright. Hokey is very loyal to Porky Minch, even depite him being yell out by him. He admires his master no matter what. When not working he enjoys playing video games. Hokey's favorite food is revealed to be hot dogs and chips.
He seems good at sports, and is a bit ahletic. Despite this, he is lazy when not working and is a "couch potato" as he eats like a slob. Hokey is very childish.It is unclear why he hates picky minch,probally due to being related to porky.
Category:Males
Category:Mary Sues