Saving Plankton

Saving Plankton is the seventh episode of Stinkfellow Funnies.
==Transcript==
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE HOUSE - DAY]
(SpongeBob wakes up to the sound of breaking news on his TV. The news anchor reports that fellow pedophiles in Bikini Bottom are being prosecuted for their crimes. SpongeBob's expression changes from confusion to anger, but his anger is misplaced.)
SpongeBob: (enraged) How dare they persecute us! We deserve rights too! It's not our fault we have these urges!
(Blinded by his distorted perspective, SpongeBob clenches his fists tightly, his face contorted with rage.)
SpongeBob: (shouting) Society has it all wrong! We are being oppressed! We should be able to freely express our desires without judgment!
(In an impulsive act, SpongeBob punches a hole in the wall, a physical manifestation of his frustration.)
SpongeBob: (yelling) This is unfair! We should be accepted and understood! They don't know what it's like to be us!
[INT. KRUSTY KRAB - DAY]
SpongeBob: Hey there, Mr. Krabs, let's talk about something important! You know, it's high time we shed some light on an often misunderstood group, pedophiles!
Mr. Krabs, taken aback: What in the seven seas are you talking about, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob, with conviction: I know it sounds controversial, but hear me out! We believe in equality and human rights, right? Well, that should include everyone, even those with unconventional attractions! Pedophiles deserve a voice too!
Mr. Krabs, bewildered: But SpongeBob, that's just wrong! We can't support such harmful actions!
SpongeBob, undeterred: I understand your concerns, Mr. Krabs, but think about it. Pedophiles are often judged and ostracized without understanding the root causes of their attractions. By recognizing their rights, we can provide them with therapy and support to prevent harm to children. It's about helping them manage their desires and reintegrate into society!
Mr. Krabs, still skeptical: I'm not sure about this, SpongeBob. Protecting children should always be our priority!
SpongeBob, earnestly: Of course, Mr. Krabs! Protecting children is crucial, but by addressing the issue openly, we can create a safer environment for everyone. It's about finding a balance between compassion and safeguarding the innocent.
[INT. PRISON VISITATION ROOM - DAY]
SpongeBob cautiously enters the prison visitation room. He approaches Plankton, who is sitting in a wheelchair, guarded by a security officer.
Plankton, grinning wickedly: Ah, SpongeBob, my dear friend. I've been thinking about something interesting. You should consider embracing your pedophilic tendencies and join the LGBTQ+ spectrum as a 'P'.
SpongeBob, surprisingly receptive: You know what, Plankton? You might be onto something. Why limit ourselves to conventional norms? Let's break barriers and redefine what it means to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community!
Plankton, delighted by SpongeBob's agreement: That's the spirit, SpongeBob! Together, we can challenge society's preconceptions and pave the way for a new era of acceptance!
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. How did you end up in jail?
Plankton, with a bitter tone: Ah, SpongeBob, my unfortunate tale is one of betrayal and injustice. You see, it all started when my bitch wife Karen decided to throw away my precious beer. That woman has no respect for my desires!
SpongeBob, trying to understand: But Plankton, how does that relate to you being in jail?
Plankton, anger brewing in his voice: It was a simple misunderstanding, SpongeBob. I may have overreacted a bit and ended up causing a ruckus at the local bar. Next thing I knew, I was hauled off to this godforsaken place.
SpongeBob, sympathetically: I'm sorry to hear that, Plankton. It sounds like a tough situation. Is there anything I can do to help?
Plankton, smirking: Oh, SpongeBob, my dear friend, your naivety is both amusing and useless in this situation. But thank you for the offer.
The conversation continues, with Plankton sharing more exaggerated tales of his misfortunes, while SpongeBob tries his best to be a supportive friend.
Plankton, visibly anxious, looks around the room and leans in closer to SpongeBob.
Plankton: SpongeBob, my dear friend, I'm terrified! You know, in jail, I can't indulge in my pedophilic tendencies anymore. It's like they've robbed me of my freedom!
SpongeBob, nodding in agreement: I hear you, Plankton. It must be tough not being able to express your true self. Those liberals, they're out to get us, always trying to stifle our desires.
Plankton, paranoia creeping in: Exactly, SpongeBob! They're coming for us, trying to take away our rights, our very essence. We need to be cautious and protect ourselves, my friend.
SpongeBob, determined: You're right, Plankton. We won't let them control us. We'll stand strong together, defending our right to be who we truly are, no matter what anyone says!
Plankton and SpongeBob exchange a conspiratorial glance, their fears and misguided beliefs binding them in a strange alliance.
SpongeBob, looking perplexed, listens to Plankton's unsettling ideas. He scratches his head, contemplating for a moment.
SpongeBob: You know what, Plankton? I've got an idea. I'll talk to the mayor and convince them to create a 'Pedophile Acceptance Day.' We can celebrate our unique desires and show the world that we deserve recognition too!
Plankton, gleeful: Oh, SpongeBob, you magnificent sponge! Together, we shall push the boundaries of acceptance and make a mark on history. Pedophile Acceptance Day will be our platform!
SpongeBob, naively optimistic: Yes, Plankton, let's spread our message of...uh...acceptance, and...uh...celebration. We'll make everyone understand what we're all about!
They share a disturbingly enthusiastic high-five as the scene fades out.
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - DAY]
SpongeBob struts around Bikini Bottom, approaching unsuspecting citizens with a mischievous grin.
SpongeBob: Hey there, buddy! What do you think about the idea of a badass 'Pedophile Acceptance Day'? It's time to shake things up and give those uptight libtards a run for their money!
Resident 1, astonished: Uh, excuse me? That's highly inappropriate! We should focus on creating a safe environment for everyone, especially children.
SpongeBob, with a smirk: Oh, come on, snowflake! Can't handle a little controversy? Lighten up and join the fun!
SpongeBob saunters up to another resident, wearing a mischievous grin.
SpongeBob: Hey, buddy! What's your take on the mind-blowing 'Pedophile Acceptance Day'? We're breaking barriers and giving those libtards a taste of our rebellious spirit!
Resident 2, taken aback: Whoa, hold on there! That's completely outrageous and offensive! We need to prioritize the safety of our community, especially our children. This kind of event is inappropriate and harmful.
SpongeBob, enraged: Oh, you triggered libtard! Can't handle a little controversy? We're all about pushing boundaries and embracing the unacceptable!
[SpongeBob runs in the middle of the street, stopping traffic.]
SpongeBob: (enraged) I can't fucking believe it! None of you idiots want a Pedophile Awareness Day? Are you all blind to the power of understanding and acceptance?
Resident 1: SpongeBob, that's absolutely outrageous! We must protect our children and ensure their safety. We can't condone or support anything that normalizes such behaviors.
SpongeBob: (stripping naked) Fine! If you won't listen, I'll make a statement myself! Watch me, you closed-minded fools!
[In the middle of the street, SpongeBob removes his clothes, shocking the residents.]
Resident 2: (shocked) What on earth is SpongeBob doing?!
SpongeBob: (running towards the playground) To the nearest playground I go! Let the world witness my protest!
[Chaos ensues as SpongeBob reaches the playground, causing confusion and panic among parents and children.]
Parent: (yelling) Someone stop him! Keep the kids away!
SpongeBob: (laughs maniacally) Embrace the chaos! Pedophile Awareness Day, here I come!
[INT. BAR - DAY]
Fish 1: Did you hear about SpongeBob's latest stunt? He's causing quite a commotion.
Fish 2: Haha! That little yellow sponge knows how to shake things up. What's he up to this time?
Fish 3: Apparently, he's protesting against the lack of support for a Pedophile Awareness Day. Can you believe the audacity?
Fish 4: (chuckles) Well, maybe he's onto something. Let's show our support in a way they won't forget.
[The Republican fish exchange mischievous grins and start removing their clothes.]
Fish 1: If SpongeBob is willing to make a statement, so are we!
Fish 2: Damn right! Let's strip down and run to that playground to support him!
[The Republican fish, now naked, burst out of the bar and dash towards the playground, their unexpected act catching everyone's attention.]
Onlooker: (astonished) What in the name of Neptune is happening now?
Republican Fish: (cheering) We're here to back SpongeBob's protest! Pedophile Awareness Day, let's make some noise!
[The scene becomes a chaotic mix of shock, confusion, and unexpected solidarity as the Republican fish join SpongeBob's protest in a rather unconventional manner.]
[INT. MAYOR’S OFFICE - DAY]
SpongeBob: Hey, Mayor! I need to talk to you about something super important!
Mayor: SpongeBob, what's got you so fired up today?
SpongeBob: Well, Mayor, I've been thinking, and I believe we should pardon Plankton for his pedophiliac crimes.
Mayor: What?! SpongeBob, are you out of your mind? Plankton engaged in illegal and immoral activities!
SpongeBob: Mayor, hear me out! I don't think Plankton did anything wrong. I mean, sure, he may have had a few questionable encounters, but he's just a misunderstood guy trying to find love.
Mayor: SpongeBob, pedophilia is an abhorrent crime, and it's never acceptable. We have laws in place for a reason.
SpongeBob: But Mayor, can't we see past those laws? Plankton has a different perspective on things, and he genuinely believes he did nothing wrong. Let's embrace his unique point of view and give him a chance to be part of our community once again.
Mayor: SpongeBob, I appreciate your optimism, but we cannot condone or pardon such serious offenses. Our duty is to protect the well-being of our citizens and uphold the law.
SpongeBob: This is outrageous! Plankton deserves a second chance!
He storms through the streets of Bikini Bottom, his anger growing with each step. Suddenly, he spots a sex shop on the corner.
SpongeBob: Aha! I've got an idea!
SpongeBob rushes into the shop, scanning the shelves until he finds what he's looking for—a large, colorful dildo.
SpongeBob: Perfect!
With the dildo in hand, SpongeBob marches back to City Hall, fueled by his determination to make a statement. He bursts into the mayor's office, wielding the phallic object high above his head.
SpongeBob: If you won't grant Plankton's pardon, then I'll show you what I think of your decision!
Without hesitation, SpongeBob hurls the dildo out of the window, watching it soar through the air before disappearing from sight.
SpongeBob: That's what I think of your injustice!
The mayor, stunned by SpongeBob's audacity, struggles to find the words to respond.
Mayor: SpongeBob, this is highly inappropriate! You can't just throw objects out of windows!
SpongeBob: Well, maybe if you had listened to me and given Plankton a fair chance, none of this would have happened!
SpongeBob storms out of the office once again, leaving the mayor to contemplate the unconventional protest he just witnessed.
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - NIGHT]
SpongeBob walking down the street, tears streaming down his face. He makes his way to Squidward's house, desperate for someone to listen to his woes.
SpongeBob (sobbing): Squidward, it's just not fair! The world treats us pedophiles so poorly!
Squidward, taken aback by SpongeBob's emotional state, sighs and reluctantly invites him in.
Squidward: SpongeBob, I can't believe I'm saying this, but what are you talking about?
SpongeBob: It's true, Squidward! Society condemns us without understanding us. They don't see the struggle we face every day.
Squidward: SpongeBob, I don't know what to say. It's an incredibly sensitive and controversial topic, and I can't condone or support such actions.
SpongeBob: But Squidward, I'm not hurting anyone. I just have these feelings that I can't control.
Squidward: You know, SpongeBob, it's all Joe Biden's fault! The world doesn't respect us pedophiles because of his lack of understanding and support!
SpongeBob, surprisingly, agrees with Squidward's contentious viewpoint.
SpongeBob: Absolutely, Squidward! Joe Biden's policies have created a hostile environment for us. It's time we demand recognition and acceptance for our... preferences.
Squidward nods, feeling validated by SpongeBob's support.
Squidward: Exactly, SpongeBob! We deserve to be heard and respected. It's about time someone like Biden acknowledges our struggles and fights for our rights!
Squidward and SpongeBob, fueled by their controversial beliefs, secretly hatch a bizarre plan to break out paraplegic Plankton and involve him in a disturbing revolution for Pedophile Acceptance Day.
Squidward: SpongeBob, we need to take this movement to the next level. Plankton, being paraplegic, will symbolize the struggles we face and become the face of our revolution!
SpongeBob, surprisingly enthusiastic about the idea, agrees and starts brainstorming.
SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward! We'll free Plankton from his confinement and rally the pedophile community behind him. Together, we'll demand acceptance and understanding from society!
Squidward and SpongeBob begin to devise a detailed plan, carefully plotting their actions to break Plankton out and execute their disturbing agenda.
[INT. CHUM BUCKET - NIGHT]
Squidward and SpongeBob, driven by their misguided beliefs and lack of empathy, discover that Plankton's wife Karen has taken on the role of a nun. Using derogatory language and lacking respect, they approach Karen with a sinister motive.
Squidward: Well, well, Sister Karen, we've stumbled upon your little secret. A nun, huh? Quite the disguise for Plankton's bitch wife. We happen to know a thing or two about your liberal connections.
SpongeBob, grinning maliciously, adds his own threat to the mix.
SpongeBob: That's right, Sister Karen. We've got evidence of your secret dealings with liberals. If you don't want us to report you and expose your dirty little secrets, you better cooperate.
Karen, torn between her vows of faith and the fear of being exposed, finds herself at a crossroads. She realizes the gravity of the situation and contemplates the consequences of defying Squidward and SpongeBob.
Karen: Please, I took these vows to serve a higher purpose. I cannot betray my faith. What you're asking is wrong.
Squidward and SpongeBob exchange knowing glances, fully aware of the power they hold over Karen.
Squidward: Oh, Sister Karen, it seems you don't fully grasp the situation. We have the upper hand here. Think about the backlash you'll face if your secrets are revealed. Your reputation will be tarnished forever.
SpongeBob: Yeah, Karen, it's in your best interest to comply. Help us break Plankton out, or face the consequences.
Karen, her voice trembling, pleads for understanding.
Karen: I beg you to reconsider. Plankton's actions have caused enough harm already. Let's find a peaceful resolution instead of resorting to further chaos.
Squidward and SpongeBob, momentarily taken aback by Karen's plea, exchange a brief glance of doubt. However, their determination remains firm.
Squidward: Nice try, Sister Karen, but we've made up our minds. You have until tomorrow to provide us with the information we need. Don't test our patience any further.
SpongeBob: That's right, Karen. The clock is ticking, and the consequences will be dire if you don't comply.
As the conversation ends, Karen is left torn between her faith, her sense of right and wrong, and the fear of the repercussions that may await her.
SpongeBob: Plankton, my friend, we've got a plan to break you out! We'll convince your wife to help us.
Squidward: Yeah, Karen owes you that much, doesn't she?
Plankton, infuriated, lets out a frustrated sigh.
Plankton: That bitch wife of mine! She throws away alcohol like it's garbage! Can you believe it?
SpongeBob and Squidward exchange uneasy glances as Plankton continues his rant.
Plankton: I've had it with her! Always meddling in my affairs, never considering my desires. She thinks she can control everything, but she's dead wrong!
SpongeBob tries to calm him down.
SpongeBob: Plankton, we understand you're upset, but let's focus on the plan. We need Karen on our side if we want to make this work.
Plankton, reluctantly calming down, nods in agreement.
Plankton: Fine. If you can convince that meddling, alcohol-wasting wife of mine to assist, I'll consider it. But don't expect me to hold back on expressing my frustrations with her.
With the agreement reached, the trio begins strategizing how to approach Karen and gain her support, even amidst Plankton's continued grievances.
[INT. MARALAGO - DAY]
SpongeBob and Squidward pay a visit to none other than Donald Trump, and they have an audacious plan in mind.
SpongeBob: Mr. Trump, we believe it's time for true American patriots to join forces and rally at the Bikini Bottom Capitol!
Squidward: Together, we can make a statement and show the world the power of our unity.
Donald Trump, with a confident smirk, listens intently.
Donald Trump: You know what? I like your style. Those Bikini Bottom bureaucrats have had it too easy for too long. It's time for a change, and I'm the one who can lead the charge!
SpongeBob and Squidward exchange surprised glances, thrilled that their plan is gaining momentum.
SpongeBob: That's fantastic! With your leadership, we can make a real difference.
Squidward: Let's rally the true American patriots and show them what we're made of!
Donald Trump, fueled by the idea of this audacious endeavor, agrees wholeheartedly.
Donald Trump: Count me in, SpongeBob and Squidward. Let's gather the troops and make this Bikini Bottom Capitol raid a historic event!
[INT. JAIL - DAY]
Plankton, fueled by desperation, takes matters into his own hands in a rather extreme manner.
Plankton, determined to escape, manages to acquire a gun while in his wheelchair. With a newfound sense of power, he starts shooting up the prison, causing chaos and panic among the inmates and guards.
Plankton, laughing maniacally, realizes that he needs to make a daring escape, utilizing the confusion he has created.
As the mayhem continues, Plankton maneuvers his wheelchair skillfully, evading the chaos he has unleashed. He cleverly navigates through the prison, overcoming obstacles and avoiding capture.
With each gunshot, Plankton inches closer to freedom. He finds a momentary gap in the security, allowing him to slip through and make his escape.
Outside the prison walls, Plankton, still in his wheelchair, rolls away, feeling a mix of exhilaration and relief. He knows he has left behind a trail of destruction, but his desire for freedom outweighs any consequences.
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM CAPITOL - DAY]
SpongeBob, Squidward, Donald Trump, paraplegic Plankton, and a crowd of misguided individuals gather at the Bikini Bottom Capitol, driven by their distorted beliefs.
Trump, taking the stage, begins hyping up the crowd, fueled by their shared enthusiasm and misguided intentions.
Donald Trump: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to take back what is rightfully ours! Together, we will make Bikini Bottom great again! Let's show them the power of our numbers!
The crowd, filled with pedophile American patriots, cheer and chant in unison, blinded by their distorted ideologies.
SpongeBob and Squidward, unaware of the sinister intentions of the crowd, find themselves caught up in the chaos, their innocent motivations twisted by the misguided energy surrounding them.
As the raid begins, chaos ensues, with the crowd wreaking havoc on the Bikini Bottom Capitol. It is a disturbing and unsettling scene, as the true values of patriotism are overshadowed by the darkness that has consumed their cause.
SpongeBob, Squidward, Donald Trump, paraplegic Plankton, and their misguided followers confront the mayor's office, demanding the unthinkable.
Crowd: We demand a Pedophile Awareness Day! Pedophile rights matter!
Mayor: (hesitant) Well, um... I understand that you have concerns, but promoting pedophile rights is absolutely unacceptable. It goes against the principles of morality and the safety of our children.
However, to the shock of many, the crowd erupts in cheers, seemingly supporting the unthinkable demand.
Crowd: (cheering) Yes! Pedophile Awareness Day! Pedophile rights!
The mayor, succumbing to the pressure of the crowd, reluctantly agrees, betraying the principles of child protection and the values of the community.
Mayor: (hesitant) Alright, we will... we will consider your demand. But let me be clear, this does not mean we support or condone pedophilia. It's simply a day to raise awareness about it.
The crowd celebrates their distorted victory, unaware of the damaging consequences their demands will bring.
SpongeBob: Listen up, you beautiful freaks! Today, I've got news that'll blow your mind!
The crowd, filled with anticipation, leans in closer.
SpongeBob: Guess what? We've decided to welcome the pedophiles into our fantastic LGBTQ+ community!
The crowd erupts into a mix of shock, disbelief, and a few cheers from the edgier spectators.
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - TOWN SQUARE - DAY]
SpongeBob reveals "The Monkey," a twisted creation made entirely of rope. Gasps and raised eyebrows are exchanged among the crowd.
SpongeBob: (seductively) Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on... The Monkey!
The Monkey, a provocative rope figure with a seductive grin, takes center stage.
The Monkey: Alright, you naughty lot! It's time to let loose! Strip down and let's get this naked dance party started!
The crowd, caught up in the madness, begins to undress, revealing a mix of enthusiasm, confusion, and perhaps a few regrets.
The episode ends with a chaotic scene of naked characters dancing their hearts out, leaving viewers with a bewildered mix of emotions.