Blame it on Lisa/Quotes

:Bart: (When Homer asks him if he made the phone call) I didn't.
:Homer: CHOKE ON YOUR LIES! [grabs Bart by the throat and starts strangling him and grunting]
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:Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
:Lisa: That's right.
:Homer: And in February, it's hot?
:Lisa: Mm-hm.
:Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
:Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
:Homer: So hot snow falls up?
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:Kidnapper #1: We should make our transfers in a safer place.
:Kidnapper #2: It was Homer's idea. (Pulls out photo album with Homer's picture showing.) You say "No" to that face!
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:Bart: We'll never find Ronaldo.
:Woman: (Gasps) Ronaldo?
:Homer: Do you know him?
:Woman: No no. I was just distracting you while my children rob you.
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:Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom.
:Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
:Homer: I have a bladder the size of a Brazilnut!
:Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here.
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:Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Brazil.
:Bart: Then I'll have been on every continent.
:Lisa: Except Antarctica.
:Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica… next year. This year Brazil.
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:Ronaldo: I make as much money as Malcolm in the Middle and because I am an orphan, my earnings remain unstolen.
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:Telemarketer: (while on the phone) Ma'am, would you be interested in changing your long distance service? What the... she hung up on me! What did I do? (Starts sobbing and another telemarketer beside him pats his back).
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:Lisa: Why must you fight with every utility?
:Homer: I told you, I have too much time on my hands!
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:Homer: (as he sees the alley rats) Oooh! they look like Skittles (he tastes one of the rats).
:Homer: (sniffs) Oh, That poor little boy... We've got to find him! How many people live in Brazil?
:Lisa: A hundred and fifty-six million.
:Homer: D'oh...
:Bart: We've got to find him! (the family stares at him) What? I'm really concerned! (they continue to stare at him) Fine! I want to meet monkeys.
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