Dorgan McCullen Unique Dialog

==Summary==
Like all other party members, Dorgan has unique dialog. This dialog comes in three different forms:
#Banter with other party members
#Dialog with Kael
#Comments on Dialog between Kael and someone else
==Banter==
===With Osric===
====At a random point in Act 1 - 1st====
 Dorgan: "I promise you Osric, it is the finest rock money can buy...all for 3 pieces!"
 
 Osric: "Finest? I'm pretty sure I've seen better"
 
 Dorgan: "Nonsense...look at that moss! This, my friend, is quality..."
 
 Osric: "Are you sure? I'm not wasting 3 pieces on just any old rock? I'm still sure I've seen better where we've been with Kael"
 
 Dorgan: "Come on...see that scratch, over there by the moss?"
 
 Osric: "You have a point. Kael, what do you think?"
 
 Kael: "No comment"
===With Whisper===
====At a random point in Act 1 - 1st====
 Whisper: "Dorgan, I don't think the plate you sold me is working?"
 
 Dorgan: "And what makes you think this lass?"
 
 Whisper: "Well, the plate is supposed to make me fly right?"
 
 Dorgan: "Yes..."
 
 Whisper: "But I simply can't fly. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?"
 
 Dorgan: "But lass! You are flying!"
 
 Whisper: "I am? But, I'm not off the ground or anything like that?"
 
 Dorgan: "Ah lass, you see, you've never flown before, so how could you know what it feels like. I can tell you from experience that it feels just like walking."
 
 Whisper: "Wait! So, what you say is that I am flying, I just don't know it?"
 
 Dorgan: "Yes!"
 
 Whisper: "Wow! I can't believe I'm actually flying!"
===With Karrin===
====At 1st Possible moment after Dorgan's recruitment====
 Karrin: "Great...a raging lunatic joins the cause"
 
 Dorgan: "Aye, and more to that point, a raging lunatic with a kilt and a mage-killing claymore!"
 
 Karrin: "And a sadist by the sounds of it"
 
 Dorgan: "Aye, a mage-killing sadist!"
 
 Karrin: "...In a dress..."
 
 Dorgan: "It's not a dress lass! 'tis a kilt! The proud attire of me ancestors!"
 
 Karrin: "Right...just to recap: A Raging, Sadistic, Lunatic, Transvestite Dwarf has joined our cause"
 
 Dorgan: "Ag! Do you want me to stick you with me claymore?!"
 
 Karrin: "Oh sorry; A Raging, Sadistic, Transvestite, Lunatic Dwarf, with a claymore, has joined us"
 
 Kael: "Guys? Can we stay on track? Ultimate evil to be vanquished...remember?"
 
 Karrin: "Not if we get killed by friendly fire first"
====At a random point in Act 1 - 1st====
 Dorgan: "So Karrin, do you like cigars?"
 
 Karrin: "Eh, I don't think so"
 
 Dorgan: "But wouldn't you love a set of authentic, prison cigars?"
 
 Karrin: "Oh and what sets them apart from other 'authentic' cigars?"
 
 Dorgan: "Quite simply, they have...the prison touch. You might find yourself with a set of 'panzee' cigars. That's not it, lass! You want the real thing..."
 
 Karrin: "And just where are these so called 'prison' cigars from?"
 
 Dorgan: "Prison of course! You see, you don't get cigars in prison. So you have to roll your own. In these cigars are the blood and sweat of the prisoners!"
 
 Karrin: "Right...I'm not sure I want cigars made of blood and sweat...maybe Nigel will want them? He's that kind of guy"
 
 Dorgan: "Ok Karrin, tell you what...if you try just one set, and you don't like them, I will never try and sell you a cigar ever again. A dwarf's honour!"
 
 Karrin: "One set, I'm not sure...how much you want?"
 
 Dorgan: "Well, for a first timer like you...3 measely pieces. How's that for an offer?"
 
 Karrin: "I'm not buying for more than 2 pieces"
 
 Dorgan: "Sold! Pleasure doing business with you lass! Come back anytime if you want more..."
 
 Karrin: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
==Dialog==
==Comments==
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