Waifus Collide II

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WWA Waifus Collide II is an ongoing, two-night professional wrestling event hosted by the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. It is the seventh major event in the promotion's history as well as the company's first repeat/annual event due to getting it's namesake from the prior year's Waifus Collide.
==Background==
===Production===
Relevant Article : Waifu Wrestling Alliance
The Waifu Wrestling Alliance formed in early 2023 and reached near immediate major popularity. To date, they have held a streak of consecutive successful events both major and minor in stature. As they enter their second calendar year as a company, they have opted to retain Waifus Collide as a repeating major event for the promotion with this, the official second edition of the Premium Waifu Event.
Unknown to the many denizens of Spaghetti Town as well as the wrestlers of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. Raging Red will be on commentary, in the disguise of Anita Mann (who will be out with food poisoning). This is so Red can sneak into the WWA's records and file rooms when she has a free moment on the behest of Connie Spiracy and Rue Moor, who suspect the WWA may be hiding something about the history of the Waifuverse in a book located somewhere in WWA Headquarters.
===Storylines===
=====Night One=====
With her return the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, Black Winter threw out a challenge to her former The Divine Trials opponent Curry Girl, seeking revenge for an embarrassing loss whilst at the peak of her powers, the Hidden Winter Village resident wanted to make an example of not only Curry Girl but as many of the wrestlers of the WWA as possible. Therefore, she declared herself the first participant in the Waifu Rumble, a repeat of the match of the same name from the prior year's Waifus Collide. Soon enough, from every corner of Spaghetti Town, The Kingdom and the rest of the world, came willing competitors, each stating their intent to compete in the match and possibly win some much needed momentum as we head into a new year on the Waifu Wrestling Alliance's event calendar.
Holly Hope-Again has perhaps one of the most up and down careers that the Waifu Wrestling Alliance has captured on film. She's faced numerous strifes and claimed numerous victories, yet she shocked the world when she defeated Onigiri to become the WWA Intercontinental Championship, her first gold in the company and one that has certified her as being amongst the best of the best that the company and the wrestling world has to offer. Though, despite whatever wishes she may have to venture forward with a new chapter in her career, escaping your past is no easy feat in this business and little challengers can encapsulate the champion's past as much as Kuro Noire II, the daughter of one Kinoko Chu, the detective/fungus girl aims not just for championship gold but revenge in the name of her mother who was retired at the hands of Holly. Such vengeance seems almost poetic to the point that it seems to be a destined chapter in the constant ups and downs of Hope-Agains career. Can the champion finally overcome this twisted fate to defend her new Gold?
LILLITH is cooking again and the world rejoices. What's on the menu today chef? Salad? Pasta? Vegetables? Fruit? No! LILLITH just wants that MEAT! And boy howdy, is she sure going to get it in a WWA first time match. Dubbed the "Meat War", a new type of six-pack challenge emerges when LILLITH steps into the ring with five of her equally muscular and vascular co-workers in this chest smashing, brain hammering, fist fight from hell. Kryptine, Fury, Anastasia Ivanova, M.Alice and Maaike Hoekstra all aim to declare themselves the biggest of the big girls when they throw hands and catch strays in this sure to be, chaotic, delightful mess of match.
Both Cassie Maverick and Jersey Devil brought new eyes onto them with their performances in the B1 Climax 2023 but despite their similarity in wrestling acumen, they couldn't be further apart in matters of personality, Jersey Devil especially seems to take umbrage with the Southern Belle, refusing to give her a moment of rest and relaxation through her incessant attacks and taunting. Seemingly tired of the constant underhanded abuse, Maverick has elected to challenge Jersey in a match that will see both put perhaps what women value most on the line, their luscious locks! It's a hair vs hair match for only the second ever time in WWA history and either God's Favorite Daughter of the Devil's Favorite Darling will be walking out of this match with a smooth head.
When Ava Mortis defeated Pizza Girl to regain the Hardcore title, she made history by becoming a 4-time hardcore champion, the most reigns of any title in the WWA. Later at Cupid's Chokehold, she would defeat Fury to successfully retain her title, an obstacle she'd been unable to pass in each of her previous reigns. Shortly afterwards, Cactus Jane would confront Ava in the ring, leading to a match for the title at Waifus Collide II. Ava and Jane have previously faced off in 2 separate three-way matches, both ending with Jane pinning Ava, but the long-anticipated singles match between the two has never happened until now. With her first victory over Ava, Cactus Jane became the hardcore champion, and in her reign had 2 successful defenses, the most in the title's history. If Ava Mortis beats her in this match, she will equal that record, surely adding to her claim of being the greatest hardcore wrestler in the WWA. But if Cactus Jane wins, her record over Ava will stand at 3-0, and make it hard to debate her being the superior hardcore wrestler to Mortis. Will Ava secure her title, and her claim as Queen of Hardcore, or will Cactus Jane seize the throne for herself once again?
=====Night Two=====
After a count-out loss in their match for the tag team championships at Cupid's Chokehold, the team of Nico and Ratasha found themselves in somewhat of a slump, and pondered to themselves how to pick themselves up from this embarrassing defeat. It was during one of these moments of pondering, when Nico left Ratasha unattended in the locker room to be alone with her thoughts, that an old foe saw the opportunity to strike. Kobra Kaii had previously beaten Ratasha, and decided after the match to let her pet snake Jet make a meal out of the defenseless mouse. Unfortunately for her and the snake, Nico was standing ringside and was able to pull Ratasha to safety. Now with Ratasha alone, Kobra Kaii thought her second attempt would be successful, but once again Nico was nearby and able to put a stop to it. The two were both frustrated, Kaii was tired of Nico interfering in her attempts to bring her snake upon Ratasha, and Nico was tired of Kaii's constant harassment of her partner. Kobra Kaii proposed a submission match between herself and Nico at Waifus Collide II to settle the matter, and Nico accepted, adding a no-rope breaks stipulation and an ultimatum: If she won, Kobra Kaii would leave her and Ratasha alone, but if Kaii won, her snake could have Nico instead. Kobra Kaii is a submissions specialist on a 4-win undefeated streak, but Nico is well known as a powerhouse grappler and has victories over some of the biggest names in the WWA, as well as a frightening ability to unleash massive damage on opponents once she's able to grab a hold of them. Will the Constrictor earn Kobra Kaii a 5th submission win, or will Nico lock in the Suffocator and put an end to her reign of terror?
Sapphire has been awfully busy for someone who is, well you know, dead. Full manifested with the help of her Lamp, the former beloved cheerleader of the WWA has full embraced the ghostly lifestyle as Spirit. When she's not lovingly haunting and hanging about her Divine Angels compadres or getting down at Club Xtacy (the drinks seem to go right through her though), she finds herself, ironically, haunted by a similar thing she was whilst she was a member of the living. That damn Steeli Yastuffi is still walking about the WWA like she owns the place! Infecting every damn corner of the company, look there she is now! And there! And there too! Sapphire/Spirit doesn't get it, why is everyone else just letting this menace exist within the promotion when she is clearly manipulating every facet of the company! Well she's had enough of the thief and likewise, Yastuffi wants to rid of herself of her obsessive enemy too. So they will be wagering that which is most important to them in this long time coming match at Waifus Collide II. Sapphire/Spirit wants to see Yastuffi unmasked once and for all so everyone may know the truth of this damn criminal and Steeli wants to stop being bothered and accused by the cheerleader, looking to take claim her Spirit Lamp for herself! (She might also just want it because it's a rare cool thing to steal). Both girls are putting everything on the line here!
==Event==
==Match Card==
Night One (23rd March 2024)
No.	Match 	Stipulations 	Time
1 	Shogun Aina won by last eliminating Beera 	20 Waifu Rumble 	25:30
2 	Onigiri (c) (w/ Kelly Omega) def. Samantha McTavish 	Singles Match for "the (real) GJPW World Heavyweight Championship"	12:28
3 	Nikki Kade def. The Queen (w/ Valari) 	Singles Match 	12:39
4 	Holly Hope-Again (c) def. Kuro Noire II 	Singles Match for the WWA Intercontinental Campionship 	12:19
5 	LILLITH def. Kryptine, Fury, Anastasia Ivanova, M.Alice & Maaike Hoekstra	6-Waifu Meat War 	24:57
6 	Cassie Maverick def. Jersey Devil 	Luchas de Apuestas
Hair vs. Hair 	14:31
7 	Cactus Jane def. Ava Mortis (c) 	Hardcore Match for the WWA Hardcore Championship 	18:00
 
Night Two (24th March 2024)
No.	Match 	Stipulations 	Time
1 	Birds of Prey (Andi Kestrel & Robyn McDaid) (c) def. Bubblegum Crisis (Candy & Lollypop)	Tag Team Match for the WWA World Tag Team Championships	23:24
2 	Nico (w/ Ratasha) def. Kobra Kaii 	No Rope Breaks Submission Match 	11:49
3 	Amanda Mills def. SHEE6 	No Disqualifications, Falls Count Anywhere Match 	7:44
4 	Steeli Yastuffi def. Spirit 	Luchas de Apuestas
Mask vs. Lantern 	14:55
5 	Reina Aoki def. Kanako Leichenburg, Lola Hernandez & Ciel du Grenouille 	Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match 	20:41
6 	Warhorse (C.A.M.O., Mare Equine & Karna) def. The Pride (Nefertiti, Neith & TRIN-NITY) 	6-Waifu Tornado Tag Team Match 	19:42
7 	Kelly Omega def. Colby Jefferson 	Singles Match 	15:10
8 	Priscilla Divine (c) def. Jade Thorn (2-1) 	2-out-of-3 Falls Singles Match for the WWA World Championship
If Jade Thorn loses 0-2, she will never be able to challenge for the WWA World Championship again	19:34
*(c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match
===Waifu Rumble entrances and eliminations===
Number	Entrant 	Order	Eliminated By	Time 	Number of Eliminations
1 	Spaghetti Dog 	6 	Sheila Foster	08:50	1
2 	Punk Elf 	7 	Sk8ter Girl 	10:39	3
3 	Hisakuma 	15 	Sheila Foster	19:33	0
4 	Black Winter Girl	1 	Punk Elf 	00:56	0
5 	May Calls 	4 	Spaghetti Dog	05:36	0
6 	Huldra Heifer 	5 	Punk Elf 	05:36	0
7 	Sheila Foster 	17 	Beera 	18:13	9
8 	Surfer Girl 	2 	Punk Elf 	02:02	0
9 	Curry Girl 	3 	Sheila Foster	02:42	0
10 	Akane Watanabe 	8 	Sheila Foster	05:12	0
11 	Sk8ter Girl 	18 	Beera 	16:52	2
12 	Miss O'Brian 	11 	Sheila Foster	07:34	0
13 	Bald Girl 	9 	Sheila Foster	05:44	0
14 	Jen Eddie 	10 	Sheila Foster	06:07	0
15 	Scarlet 	14 	Sheila Foster	06:35	1
16 	Pink Otoki 	13 	Sheila Foster	04:37	0
17 	Sue Plex 	12 	Scarlet 	01:03	0
18 	Pizza Girl II 	16 	Sk8ter Girl 	03:26	0
19 	Beera 	19 	Shogun Aina 	07:16	2
20 	Shogun Aina 	 	 	 	
WINNER	06:37 	1 	 	 	
===6-Waifu Meat War Eliminations and order===
Eliminated	Wrestler 	Eliminated By 	Time
1 	Anastasia Ivanova	M.Alice 	03:01
2 	M.Alice 	Maaike Hoekstra	14:37
3 	Maaike Hoekstra 	LILLITH 	16:06
4 	Fury 	LILLITH 	18:33
5 	Kryptine 	LILLITH 	24:57
WINNER 	LILLITH 	LILLITH 	LILLITH
===Fatal 4-Way Eliminations and order===
Eliminated	Wrestler 	Eliminated By	Time
1 	Lola Hernandez 	Reina Aoki 	18:45
2 	Kanako Leichenburg	Reina Aoki 	19:45
3 	Ciel du Grenouille	Reina Aoki 	20:41
WINNER 	Reina Aoki 	Reina Aoki 	Reina Aoki
==Trivia ==
* Reina Aoki's earning three successive falls in 1:56 is a new record, breaking the record previously held by Curry Girl, who earned three falls in a single match in 2:26 against Black Winter in The Divine Trials.
* With her victory in the main event, Priscilla Divine become the first and only wrestler to win a match in multiple editions of Waifus Collide, while The Queen became the first to lose a singles match in both.
* With her 4th successful defense of the World Championship, Priscilla Divine set the record for most successful defenses of any championship, beating Ash Romero and Mighty MILF's joint record of 3 defenses, both for the Intercontinental Championship.
* This event set the record for longest Premium Live Event in WWA history, clocking in at 4:13:23
* Sheila Foster set the record for most eliminations in a Waifu Rumble with 9, while Hisakuma set the record for longest time in a rumble at 19:33
==Gallery ==
===Night One===
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===Night Two===
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