Modem Destruction

Written by Drek. The idea comes from the writer's modem that is very slow and the writer wants to destroy it.
Someday on Plant Feargal City...
Umbrella leaf: Time to browsing!
Umbrella Leaf connects to the Internet with his modem.
Umbrella Leaf: Ah, why too long?
The modem failed to connect.
Umbrella Leaf: Oh crap! The modem fails to do it!
Umbrella Leaf keeps trying, but always fail.
Umbrella Leaf: This modem CAN'T CONNECT! I MUST SMASH IT!!!
Umbrella leaf takes an axe.
Umbrella Leaf: While the modem is connecting, I'll wait, then if success I won't smash it, but if fail, I'm gonna wreck it!
The modem successfully connected
Umbrella Leaf:YES! Works finally.
After 10 minutes it automatially disconnects
Umbrella Leaf:NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DISCONNECTS!!!! I MUST SMASH IT!
He smashes the modem.
Umbrella Leaf:Time to clean up this mess. I have to get a Wi-Fi signal to browsing. Oh yes, gonna buy new modem too.
He cleans the room from the modem pieces.
Umbrella Leaf: OK, let's go to the electronic store.
In the electronic store, he buys the modem, it costs $34.99
Umbrella Leaf: Time to use this modem!
The computer is installing the modem, but it says missing some dll file to read the modem. It failed to install
Umbrella Leaf: Crap, it doesn't work, ah, smash it again...
He smashes the modem again and clean the modem pieces.
Umbrella Leaf: This time, I'll buy the T1 connection instead.
End.
==Trivia==
*The sentence 'I'm gonna wreck it' spoken by Umbrella Leaf is a reference to Wreck-it Ralph movie, where Ralph say it when the music 'When Can I See You Again?'.
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