Elementary School Musical/Quotes

:Homer: It's 4:00 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
:Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
:Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.
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:Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
:Homer: I would kill for that!
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:Lea Michele: I... I love the elegant pearls you wear.
:Cory Monteith: And the starfish shape that constitutes your hair.
:Amber Riley: You'll... be staying in cabin twelve.
:Cory Monteith: And we hope that you'll be very happy there.
:Other kids: You're going to like arts camp, Lisa.
:Lisa: Arts, arts, arts and education.
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:Lea Michele: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!
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:Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
:Jemaine Clement: Sandwich artists.
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:Bret McKenzie: In a way I think we learned more from her than she learned from us.
:Jemaine Clement: Well obviously. Because we taught her nothing.
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:Bret McKenzie: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
:Lisa: I can hear you.
:Jermaine Clement: No you can't!
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:Marge: I don't want to get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.
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:Krusty: Where's the closest place I can score some victory weed?
:Judge: That would be the courthouse cafeteria.
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:Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
:Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
:Lisa: Emily Dickson.
:Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.
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:Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
:Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
:Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.
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:Mr. Largo: Lisa, please stick to the illegally-Xeroxed sheet music.
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:Homer: Can my son come, too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.
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:Krusty: The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.
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:Krusty: Look, I'm really sorry about all the things I've been charged with, as well as all the stuff you don't know about yet.
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