Headhunters: The Big Three

== Introduction ==
We're down to the last three teams in a season that has proven there is no right way to win. Guilloteam blew all their money in the first month, yet here they are. Al Snow conserved, and is projected to in the whole thing, but he is still in second place on the season by over 100 points behind Chris P, who gambled on big name WR's and methodically improved his roster. And then there was the fourth team, Ron: 
== In Memorium: Ron Saquonson ==
I suppose it isn't fair to say that Ron Saquonson's team name did him in like so many other's did, but it is poetic that his final player was Saquon Barkley on MNF, who gave a lackluster performance and led to the only sub-200 point day in Headhunters. 
Ron bid on risky players this season. He picked up Tyreek Hill when he was hurt and grabbed Melvin Gordon before he finally rounded into mid-season form. Both players provided a boost for Ron, and with Lamar Jackson, drafted 119th overall, this team made it far. Just not as far as they would have liked.
With one of the best points per dollars spent in LOC:H, it's clear that Ron had a decent enough strategy but could not overcome the might of the top two teams. Now, how he was taken down by Guilloteam I can't explain. I guess Courtland Sutton dropping 9 didn't help. Ron could never seem to start the right wide receivers, by his own admition. It was just one of those years for the Wolfe-man. 
In any case, the longer this league goes the more people get eliminated and the fewer people actually read my writeups, so let's move on here.
*Ron:  
== New Releases ==
#Lamar Jackson
#Saquon Barkley 
#Travis Kelce
#Tyreek Hill
#Courtland Sutton
== Week Fourteen Bidding Results ==
Week Fourteen Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Julian Edelman	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$11 	$2 (Chris P)
Nick Chubb 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$11 	$1 (Ron Saquonson)
DJ Moore 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$6 	None
Chris Godwin 	Chris P's Neat Team	$6 	None
Aaron Jones 	Chris P's Neat Team	$2 	None
* Al Snow not putting bids in for Jones or Godwin says a lot about the confidence he has in his current roster. Both players have been fantasy studs this season. Still, the notion that he would place more value in Chubb and Edelman than Godwin and Jones is puzzling. Although, this is a guy who probably thought the Last Jedi's casino scene was the highlight of the Skywalker saga, so maybe it's not all surprising.
== Your Financial Portfolio ==
 
Team 	Amount Spent	Points Earned	Cost Per Point
Cam Shaft 	$1000 	857.42 	$1.17
The Guilloteam 	$1,000 	740.39 	$1.35
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$1,000 	417.60 	$2.39
Bad Boys 	$988 	402.79 	$2.45
Ron Saquonson 	$995 	834.72 	$1.19
Chris P's Neat Team	$997 	703.77 	$1.42
#DogtheKareemHunter	$953 	578.08 	$1.65
Bobecue Chicken 	$868 	328.29 	$2.64
Al Snow's Fav Squad	$944 	578.82 	$1.63
Henry VIII 	$656 	267.43 	$2.45
Out of Luck 	$414 	21 	$19.71
Wrath of Saquon 	$340 	56.16 	$6.05
Bluedevils 	$300 	86.79 	$3.45
FFDraftScott 	$179 	38.15 	$4.69
*Best Investor: Ron Saquonson
*Worst Investor: Al Snow
== Week Thirteen Results ==
Week Twelve Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (1) 	Chris P's Neat Team	271.79
2 (4) 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	216.89
3 (3) 	The Guilloteam 	215.14
4 (2) 	Ron Saquonson 	182.63
5 	Cam Shaft 	0
6 	#DogTheKareemHunter	0
7 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
9 	Bad Boys 	0
10 	Henry VIII 	0
11 	Bluedevils 	0
12 	Wrath of Saquon 	0
13 	Philip's Team 	0
14 	Out of Luck 	0
15 	@FFDraftScott 	0
16 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
17 	Moore $ Mo Problems	0
* Biggest Climber: Al Snow (Up 2 Spots)
* Biggest Faller: Ron Saquonson (Down 2 Spots)
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Out of Luck 	0.32 	4
Bad Boys 	0.83 	9
Moore $ Mo Problems	1.87 	1
#DogTheKareemHunter	6.61 	12
Cam Shaft 	7.55 	13
You Hate 2 See It 	7.96 	2
FFDraftScott 	8.80 	3
Henry VIII 	14.47 	8
Neck-Fix and Chill 	16.68 	10
Wrath of Saquon 	18.41 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	27.97 	11
Bluedevils 	30.82 	7
Ron Saquonson 	32.51 	14
Philip's Team 	60.50 	5
== Kings of the Castle ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Chris P's Neat Team 	278.64
2 	The Guilloteam 	220.94
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	241.99
4 	Wrath of Saquon 	206.22
5 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	247.22
6 	Cam Shaft 	226.91
7 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (2)	242.52
8 	Ron Saquonson 	257.32
9 	The Guilloteam (2) 	258.16
10 	Bobecue Chicken 	260.34
11 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (3)	218.94
12 	Chris P's Neat Team (2)	215.71
13 	Chris P's Neat Team (3)	204.96
14 	Chris P's Neat Team (4)	271.79
Chris is in the final four in all three league's I play with him and he is one of only two teams still alive in the Survivor Pick 'Em I play with him. Fucking Chris, man.
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Philip's Team 	117.03
2 	Bad Boys 	118.29
3 	DogTheKareemHunter 	140.03
4 	Bad Boys (2) 	120.83
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	156.93
6 	DogTheKareemHunter (2) 	137.69
7 	The Guilloteam 	135.12
8 	Bad Boys (3) 	164.25
9 	Bobecue Chicken (2) 	142.03
10 	DogTheKareemHunter (3) 	185.25
11 	Ron Saquonson 	158.56
12 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	190.44
13 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (2)	166.82
14 	The Guilloteam (2) 	215.14
== Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Wrath of Saquon 	6
2 	Bad Boys 	9
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	ALIVE
4 	Bluedevils 	7
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	11
6 	Cam Shaft 	13
7 	Moore $ Mo Problems	1
8 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
9 	Philip's Team 	5
10 	Chris P's Neat Team	ALIVE
11 	Henry VIII 	8
12 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2
13 	FFDraftScott 	3
14 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	10
15 	Out of Luck 	4
16 	DogTheKareemHunter 	12
17 	Ron Saquonson 	14
== Power Rankings ==
===1(2). Chris P's Neat Team===
A ticket to the finals seems inevitable for Chris P, but both other teams did get hot starts on Thursday night...
===2(3). Al Snow's Fav Squad===
Al Snow has the problem of too many good players and not enough room for them all. With $53 left and Chris P with just $1, Al Snow has the flexibility to spend $2 on every free agent and ensure he has the exact lineup he desires for the championship game.
=== 3(4). The Guilloteam ===
I cannot see a scenario where Guilloteam upsets one of these two powerhouses, but that's why you play the game.
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Week Three Results
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Survived
Ron Saquonson 	193.54 	13
Cam Shaft 	186.38 	12
Out of Luck 	179.46 	3
Bluedevils 	176.93 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	176.51 	10
Neck-Fix and Chill 	173.70 	9
DogTheKareemHunter 	170.53 	11
Henry VIII 	169.62 	7
Bad Boys 	163.94 	8
Wrath of Saquon 	162.60 	5
FFDraftScott 	160.38 	2
Ya Hate 2 See It 	143.18 	1
Philip's Team 	139.78 	4
Moore $ Mo Problems	115.16 	0
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 12/15/2019
Player 	Total Budget
Al Snow's Fav Squad	53
Chris P's Neat Team	1
The Guilloteam 	0
Ron Saquonson 	0
Cam Shaft 	0
DogTheKareemHunter 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Bluedevils 	0
Wrath of Saquon 	0
Philip's Team 	0
Out of Luck 	0
@FFDraftScott 	0
Moore $ Mo Problems	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Good Luck