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== Quotations ==
If you can't raise your hand, Hands Up Solutions is here to raise the roof. Proud sponsor of Spaceship Surpise: The Next Generation.
Alphabet Chat is sponsored by the Stomping Stompers Guild, still stomping for 84 years. 
Ask Oscar is sponsored by the Stomping Stompers Guild, still stomping for 91 years. 
Why walk, when you can stomp? The Stomping Stompers Guild, celebrating its 100th anniversary, is proud to sponsor Ask Oscar.
Why walk, when you can stomp? The Stomping Stompers Guild is proud to sponsor Ask Oscar.
Why walk, when you can stomp? The Stomping Stompers Guild is a proud sponsor of Ask Oscar: The Reunion.
Why walk, when you can stomp? The Stomping Stompers Guild is a proud sponsor of Ask Oscar: The Return.
The Counting Coalition, counting for 999,997 years, is a proud sponsor of Elmo's World.
1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Ah. Ah. Ah. The Counting Coalition. Proud sponsor of Elmo's World.
1! 2! 3! Ah! Ah! Ah! Everyone at the Counting Coalition is a fan of counting, and Elmo’s World. We're proud to be a sponsor.
1! 2! 3! Ah! Ah! Ah! Everyone at the Counting Coalition is a fan of counting, and Elmo the Musical. We're proud to be a sponsor.
Everyone at the Counting Coalition is a fan of counting, and we're proud to be a sponsor of Elmo’s Wonderful World.
Spaceship Surprise is sponsored by the National Jumping Institute. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Elmo loves jumping! This is why the National Jumping Institute sponsors Starship-I mean Spaceship Surprise on the Sesame Telly Network. And by... the National Jumping Institute. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Elmo loves jumping! This is why the National Jumping Institute sponsors Starship-I mean Spaceship Surprise on the Sesame Telly Network. 
The National Jumping Institute is a restless sponsor of Spaceship Surprise. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Jump with Elmo! The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and the Sesame Telly Network. 
The National Jumping Institute is a restless sponsor of Elmo’s World. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Jump with Elmo! The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and the Sesame Telly Network. 
The National Jumping Institute is a restless sponsor of Elmo the Musical. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Jump with Elmo! The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and the Sesame Telly Network. 
The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and Elmo The Musical. 
The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and Elmo's Wonderful World.
*50 claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands is a proud sponsor of Monsterpiece Theater.
*25 slow claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands is a proud sponsor of Mysterious Theater.
*50 claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands. Proud sponsor of Monsterpiece Theater.
*25 slow claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands. A proud sponsor of Mysterious Theater.
*50 claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands. Proud sponsor of Monsterpiece.
*25 slow claps* The Corporation of Clapping Hands. A proud sponsor of Monsterpiece Mysterious.
The National Coalition of Resting People is dedicated to making insomniacs sleep....*snores*.....Proud sponsor of Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures.
Sneak Peek Previews was funded by a grant from the Energizing Exercising Gym.
At The Cinema with Telly and Oscar was funded by a grant from the Energizing Exercising Gym.
Get up. Get out. And go. Energetic Exercising is a proud sponsor of Telly and Oscar. Get fit on the Street.
Wow! Wow! Phooey. Wow! Wow! Energetic Exercising is a proud sponsor of Telly and Oscar. Get fit on the Street.
Nice one! Energetic Exercising is a proud sponsor of Telly and Oscar. Get fit on the Street.
Telly. And. Oscar. Is. Funded. By. Energetic. Exercising. Get fit on the Street. 
Oscar the Grouch At The Cinema is brought to you by Energetic Exercising. Get fit on the Street.
Oscar and Herry At The Cinema is brought to you by Energetic Exercising. Get fit on the Street.
Oscar and Herry is brought to you by Energetic Exercising. Get fit on the Street.
At The Cinema with Herry Monster is brought to you by Energetic Exercising. Get fit on the Street.
At The Cinema with Murray Monster is brought to you by Energetic Exercising. Get fit on the Street. 
Get fit on the Street. Energetic Exercising is a proud sponsor of At the Cinema.
Get fit on the Street. Energetic Exercising is a proud sponsor of Baby Bear's Porridge Bowl.
Get energetic. Get exercising. Get fit on the Street. Energetic Exercising. A sweaty sponsor of Baby Bear's Porridge Bowl.
EE. Get fit on the Street. A sweaty and proud sponsor of Baby Bear's Porridge Bowl.
EE. Get fit on the Street. A sweaty and proud sponsor of At The Cinema with Telly, Oscar and Herry.
Time to rhyme with my lucky duckie! Ernie, don’t you understand that the Rhyming Alliance sponsors Spaceship Surprise on STN? I like those very cherry jelly beans in my jelly belly! 
Hooper’s Store. A proud sponsor of STN and this show.
COOKIE! UN NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM! Cookie Aficionado! Proud sponsor of Monsterpiece Theater!
COOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Cookie Aficionado! Proud sponsor of Monsterpiece Theater!
COOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Cookie Aficionado! Proud sponsor of Monsterpiece!
Yay! The Furry Red Monster Club sponsors Elmo's World! Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!
Yay! The Furry Red Monster Club sponsors Elmo the Musical! Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!
Yay! The Furry Red Monster Club sponsors Elmo's Wonderful World! Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!
Yay! The Furry Red Monster Club sponsors Elmo's World: Monster Edition! Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!
The Figgy Fizz Company is a proud sponsor of Prairie's Opera. Because singing and dancing is very important to us.
Figgy Fizz is a proud sponsor of Prairie's Opera. Because singing and dancing is very important to us.
==Spaceship Surprise ==
Season 1
GUY SMILEY: Spaceship Surprise is sponsored by the National Jumping Institute. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP!
ELMO: Elmo loves jumping!
GUY SMILEY: This is why the National Jumping Institute sponsors Starship-I mean Spaceship Surprise on the Sesame Telly Network. 
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by the letters 'C' and 'H'.
Season 2, Version 1
GUY SMILEY: Spaceship Surprise is sponsored by the National Jumping Institute. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP!
ELMO: Elmo loves jumping!
GUY SMILEY: This is why the National Jumping Institute sponsors Starship-I mean Spaceship Surprise on the Sesame Telly Network.  
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by... 
ERNIE: Time to rhyme with my lucky duckie! 
BERT: Ernie, don’t you understand that the Rhyming Alliance sponsors Spaceship Surprise on STN? 
ERNIE: I like those very cherry jelly beans in my jelly belly! 
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by the letters 'S' and 'H'.
Season 2, Version 2
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: Spaceship Surprise is sponsored by....
ERNIE: Time to rhyme with my lucky duckie!
BERT: Ernie, don’t you understand that the Rhyming Alliance sponsors Spaceship Surprise on STN? 
ERNIE: I like those very cherry jelly beans in my jelly belly! 
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by.... 
GUY SMILEY: .....the National Jumping Institute. Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! 
ELMO: Elmo loves jumping!
GUY SMILEY: This is why the National Jumping Institute sponsors Starship-I mean Spaceship Surprise on the Sesame Telly Network. 
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by the letters 'S' and 'H'. 
Season 3 
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: Spaceship Surprise is sponsored by.... 
GUY SMILEY: The National Jumping Institute is a restless sponsor of Spaceship Surprise. 
ELMO: Jump. Jump. Jump. JUMP! Jump with Elmo! 
GUY SMILEY: The National Jumping Institute loves jumping, and the Sesame Telly Network. 
ERNIE: Time to rhyme with my lucky duckie! 
BERT: Ernie, don’t you understand that the Rhyming Alliance sponsors Spaceship Surprise on STN? 
ERNIE: I like those very cherry jelly beans in my jelly belly! 
GUY SMILEY: As a sponsor of Spaceship Surprise, The Furchester Hotel is motivating monsters to explore their imagination.  
ABBY CADABBY: Cannonball! 
SUPER GROVER: Well, don’t you just know it?  
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: And by the letters 'T' and 'R'.
==Alphabet Chat ==
Season 1
BIG BIRD: Alphabet Chat is sponsored by the Stomping Stompers Guild, still stomping for 84 years. Plus the letter A.
Season 2
BIG BIRD: Alphabet Chat is sponsored by the Stomping Stompers Guild, still stomping for 85 years. Plus the Federation of Fast Walkers, and the letter A.
==Alphabet Chat: The Return ==
Season 1
MUPPET ANNOUNCER: Alphabet Chat is sponsored by....
GROVER: Can I take your order?
MISTER JOHNSON: I want some alphabet soup!
GROVER: Order up... Okay, here's the alphabet soup you were asking for!
MISTER JOHNSON: You gave me cold alpha soup! I wanted hot alpha soup!
GROVER: That's right, kids! Charlie's is a proud sponsor of Alphabet Chat on STN!
ERNIE: Time to rhyme with my lucky duckie!
BERT: Ernie, don’t you understand that the Rhyming Alliance sponsors Alphabet Chat on STN? 
ERNIE: I like those very cherry jelly beans in my jelly belly!