Absolute Hunk

"Absolute Hunk" is a [SEASON NUMBER] thread written on [IRL DATE].
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“Hey!”
Akkey left Darien and ran to catch up with Blunt, and gave him a flying kick right on his butt, “The Hel was that?” “Ow,” Blunt complained, and turned to her sheepishly. “Sorry, I just…was not expecting him to be so chill. Also combo that with the fact that I just delivered a twenty five year punch line. So I’m a touch at a loss of what to do at the moment.”
“You could start by not interrupting a conversation with your… whatever pants!” she placed her hand on her hips, “I don’t know what you mean by that, and I’m not even sure I wan to know.”
Blunt pulled a set of real pants out of his bag an donned them. “Miss Black please, when have I ever not interrupted something?” He asked with a grin. “Although I am sorry, I came to visit you and got completely caught up in the moment.”
She puffed out her cheeks and stuck her tongue out at him in good nature, “Yeah? I was wondering why I’m seeing you so soon again.”
“Please, there was a time you couldn’t get me out of your house.’ Blunt chuckled. Even though to circumstances regarding that event were anything but humorous. “Also, I need to get introduced to your man squeeze.”
Akkey blinked at him, the familiar heat rising in her face, “I have no idea. What you’re talking about.”
“Huh…interesting. I say stuff like that all the time. Funny you should blush at this particular comment though…anyways. I’m talking about my absolute hunk.” Blunt went one. “The man that need not a second hand…Fiendal?” He tried.
She wrinkled her nose, sighing tiredly, “He’s not here. Well, Fiendal’s not here…”
“Aw shucks, and I was so hoping to meet him.” Blunt pouted. 
“Well… he’s not here. But you could meet him in his demon form.” she pointed up to another cliff, “Over there…”
Blunt raised his eyebrows. “Demon form you say?” Blunt debated this option, and then nodded. “Let it never be said that I’m a man that’s didn’t experiment. Go ahead and take me to him.”
She rolled her eyes, grinning, “Fine.” She passed a weary hand over face, “Gonna have to walk there, though. I’m a little… tired… no portals…” 
“Ha! No problem.” Blunt declared, and swung her up onto his back. “I can walk us there.”
She gave a small sigh as she settled into his back. Warm as always…
“He’s up on the next cliff, right by the treeline with the two medium sized boulders overlooking the town.” she pointed over his shoulder, mumbling sleepily.
The demon was sat in his space, he had been enjoying not having to expend any energy to hide his true size as he watched the town from his small area on the cliff. He felt the familiar energy of his friend, and the energy of another who was seeking. He got himself ready to defend if it were to be an enemy.
Blunt huffed a few breaths as he got himself and Akkey to the top of the hill, and paused when he saw the demon. “Oh…” He blinked a few times, and then thought it best to make sure Akkey was awake enough to introduce him.
I wouldn’t want to go waltzing up to the wrong demon after all….
Firkugaan watched the man with bemusement, he wasn’t wanting to get himself too caught up in using his powers. He talked to the man in front of him. You have climbed the hill with another human in tow, a human who happens to be a close friend of mine. Yet you seek something. what might it be that you would come to a demon? 
Well we confirmed this is the right demon unless Akkey has really been getting around in the underworlds…speaking of which…she could really wake up anytime now!
“Hey there…uh…Fiendal?” Blunt offered as he glanced back at Akkey. “I just dropped by for a quick hello. Akkey told me you were in the area see, so I figured…” He cleared his throat and motioned to him. “You uh…you seem different these days. A little extra weight, an extra hand, it’s a good look for you.”
Firkugaan looked at the person holding Akkey. Few know me by that name, call me the Arbiter. He inspected who this person was and didn’t recognise him. Did you know me under that name. When I was human? As only Akkey uses that name, for that very reason. He absentmindedly flicked his tail against the ground, causing a slight shudder across the hill. Speaking of which, you seem to have my anchor on your back.
“Your anchor eeeeye?” Blunt said with a sly look, and then shifted so Akkey remained firmly in place around his shoulders. “Yeah I had to give her a lift. And I did know you back when you were Fiendal. I saved your life even when my boyfriend inadvertently caused your hand to get bit off. You had quite a thing for me.”
Ah, I thought I recognised your energy. He sat quietly as more memories had unlocked. He remembered the fire of his past, what was actually happening then. He remembered running and being carried. Since his time with Akkey his memories began to hurt a lot less. He calmed himself from the new information. Blunt, was it? It is good to meet you again. 
“You guess correctly. It’s good to see you too, you absolute hunk.” Blunt smiled, and then shifted Akkey around and bounced her a little. “Hey, you gonna wake up at some point sweet cheeks?”
The demon slowly raised his wing. Bring her here. He gestured for her to be placed under. 25 years has certainly not escaped you, nor has it dwindled your strength it seems.
Akkey gave a groan, and cracked her eyes open, squinting against the soft morning light, “What? Did you find him?”
“I did my best to keep in shape.” Blunt briefly glanced down at his stomach. “For most things at least.” He blinked when Akkey spoke. “Well hey there friend. Welcome back to the land of the awake. Look who I found.”
Good morning Akkey. He said, he kept his wing open should either of them wish to rest beneath it. He turned his attention back to blunt. Time makes a fool of us all. Do not despair at your looks. I’ve seen far worse from 25 years.
She tried to blink the sleep out of her eyes, spotting Fiendal over his shoulder, “Oh hey. You found him. Morning. What’s this about shapes…” she slid off him lethargically, landing on the ground with an unusually heavy thud, staying crouched on her haunches, straight armed over her knees.
moe-lazyeye
Blunt smiled appreciatively at Fiendal comment, and then nodded towards Akkey. “Oh just my increased favor for a certain drink over the years. Fortunately for me sweet butt has always been more of a chest and arms kinda guy…” he trailed off as he squinted an eye in thought, and then smirked. “That and one other thing.”
akkeyagentofhelheim
“Oh my god…” Even in her sleep deprived state, Akkey caught the comment. She stood up and made her way Fiendal, sitting under his wing tiredly.
hookedhookless
He gently moved his head around and nudged Akkey. Letting her know that she could rest. He slowly lowered his wing, leaving a small space underneath. He turned again to blunt. There are plenty who would like to make use of certain elements of a man. He joked as his tail began to curl around Akkey.
moe-lazyeye
“Myself being a primary example. Unfortunately you were hospitalized at the time.” He jokingly bemoaned. He took note of Fiendal’s posture, and how comfortable Akkey seemed to be with him.
Well look at you Blunt. Getting jealous over your bestie…I suppose the earlier conversation about opportunities lost doesn’t help… oh well. He couldnt help a small quirk of his lips. It is nice to see her close to someone…
akkeyagentofhelheim
She shook her head at both of them, before peeping up at Blunt through one eye, “Are you staying on Haligan for a while, Sir Blunt?”
moe-lazyeye
“I have no set time specifically.” Blunt said. “But I wont be too long. Did you guys have something in mind?”
hookedhookless
Nothing from me. He turned to look at Akkey. Although I am unsure, was there anything you had in mind for blunt?
akkeyagentofhelheim
“I didn’t know he was gonna be here in the first place,” she subconsciously placed a hand on the tail curled around her, “I haven’t slept yet so I was going to nap… then I was going to go see Clover after…” she glanced up towards Blunt, “I didn’t know about Tezz…”
moe-lazyeye
Blunt’s face set grimly. “Yeah… that must have been hard. ” he came over and crouched in front of her. “You should get rest. I’ll make another trip over here sometime again soon. At a better time. ”
akkeyagentofhelheim
Her lips quirked in a small smile, just like he does, “Sorry. I’ll try to visit when I can, too.”
hookedhookless
The Arbiter looked down at Akkey, and should someone look, they may even notice a smile creep across his face. I shall aid you when the time comes. For now, you need rest. He have her a small bump with his snout.
moe-lazyeye
Blunt stopped down to give Akkey a hug. “I’ll hold you to that. Get some rest my friend. Smooches.” He kissed the side of her head, and then leaned up to kiss the side of Fiendal’s jaw, which was just off to his right. “One for you too sexy.” He added as he patted one of his paws, and got to his feet, waving a hand as he walked away.
Akkey wrinkled her nose as he walked away, “Keep your ass out of trouble,” she called out, knowing that it would fall on dead ears, “See ya.”
Category:BOTGD 2
Category:Events
Category:Act I
Category:Akkey Black
Category:Blunt Donz
Category:Fiendal Hrothgar Hookless
Category:Firkugaan