The Farm in the Woods

The Farm in the Woods is an Equestria Girls story
== Summary ==
The gang of the Mystery Cantercolts decide to take a break from big city life and Applejack suggest they go to her old farm in the country where they encounter a scary scarecrow 
== Script ==
(We open on nighttime at a gas station where the ghost of a gas station attendant is seen running around)
Ghost of Gas Station Gill:You can't escape the Ghost of Gas Station Gill!
Snips:We can sure try!
Snails:Yeah, we can sure try!
Lyra:(OS)Guys! Over here! (Cuts to her, she waves her hands)Come on the trap's all set!
(Cuts to Snips and Snails running and Bulk puts oil on the ground and the ghost slips and crashes into tires and he is trapped in them, the gang come out and Sandalwood comes with the van, a police car comes from behind him and he gets out and says)
Sandalwood:There he is officers! Arrest that dude.
(Cuts to the ghost, Flash reaches for the mask)
Micro Chips:It's the gas station attendant. He was trying to scare people away as part of a real estate scam and used the Ghost of Gas Station Gill to do it.
(The policeman takes him away as the gang become tired)
Rarity:Honestly, I don't know about you all but I could sure use a vacation.
(Cuts to Lyra and BonBon leaning onto each other's backs)
BonBon:Yeah, all this week it's been one case after another. The Ghost of Monsoon Max, the Bog Goblin, the Headless Centaur.
(Cuts to Bulk lying on his back)
Bulk:Yeah, I'm pooped.
(Cuts to Applejack)
Applejack:Maybe we can take a vacation. I know this place upstate, nobody goes near it. We can stay there for a bit till we get back in the mood.
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:I'm up for whatever it is Applejack.
(Cuts back to scene)
Apple Bloom:Good, I could go visit whatever the place is sis.
Winona:I'm for that.
(Cuts to Flash and Sunset)
Flash:Then it settled, where off to wherever this place is that Applejack's talking about.
(Cuts to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:Great.
(Spike leaps up in the air)
Spike:Yahoo!
(We fade to daytime, the Mystery Motor is speeding through the desert road and we cut to the back where we see Snips and Snails eating sandwiches and hamburgers and Spike and Winona do as well)
Sci-Twi:I like being on the road with you guys.
Apple Bloom:You ain't the only one Twi.
Timber:Yeah, we all like a good road trip with friends.
(Cuts to Sandalwood driving the van)
Sandalwood:So like, when's the time we get the AJ?
(Cuts to him and Applejack, she sits beside him)
Applejack:Oh just a few miles.
(Cuts to the back where Sonata sleeps with Aria with their backs on each other, cuts to Adagio)
Adagio:I'm ready to go find this place wherever it is.
(Cuts to Juniper and Wallflower)
Juniper:Yeah, what are we gonna do about food?
Wallflower:Yeah, isn't there like a store somewhere around here?
(Cuts to Sandalwood, he points at something on the right)
Sandalwood:There's a place guys.
(Cuts to a shack like building)
Flash:(OS)Bernie's Dry Goods.
(The Mystery Motor pulls in and the gang get out and we cut to the gang telling Spike and Winona to watch the van)
Timber:Watch the car will you guys? 
Gloriosa:Yeah, we gonna go in and stock on some food.
Winona:Sure thing Tim and Glory.
(Timber and Gloriosa go off and we cut to inside where the gang look around and we cut to Bernie, the elderly store owner, he says)
Bernie:So what're you kids doing in these parts? Fixing to buy some land or something?
Applejack:(OS)Nope, we're headed to the woods. (Cuts to her and Apple Bloom by the counter)We're gonna camp there, just the good few of us.
Apple Bloom:Yep, we're part of the Apple family.
(Cuts to Bernie, he becomes shocked)
Bernie:You mean you girls are apart of the Apple family?
Applejack:(OS)That's right. (Cuts to Applejack acting proud)All the way to the core.
(Cuts to Timber getting a bowl of ice cream bars out)
Timber:This bowl of ice cream bars.
(Cuts to Sonata getting tacos out)
Sonata:And some frozen tacos.
(Cuts to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:This soup should be good. And maybe some salad mix
(Cuts to Aria digging around in the freezer for something)
Aria:Maybe some frozen pizzas.
(Cuts to Snips and Snails)
Snips:And some pies and some cakes too.
Snails:And some bonbons and no pun on BonBon's name.
(BonBon comes over)
BonBon:What was that Snails?
Snails:Nothing.
(Cuts to Fluttershy getting some boxes of dog biscuits for Spike and Winona, and she comes across Spikey Snacks)
Fluttershy:Spike'll love these.
(Cuts to Bulk getting bologna out and Rarity gets bread)
Rarity:Maybe this wholewheat bead'll be good, don't you think Bulk?
Bulk:Sure, I guess it could.
(Cuts to Trixie getting cans of beans and canned seafood)
Trixie:Trixie would love to have this, Sonata would even like it cause people make seafood tacos and beans are in tacos. 
(Cuts back to the Apple sisters and Bernie)
Applejack:So uh about that there sayin about the land, it's haunted?
Bernie:Yes, by the Sinister Scarecrow.
Apple Bloom:The Sinister Scarecrow?
Bernie:Yes, the Sinister Scarecrow was made back years ago when the first settlers in this area decided to make it, and Indian spirits possessed the scarecrow one night and they set the thing on fire the next morning and they say it haunts the place every night.
(Cuts to Sandalwood and Micro Chips)
Micro Chips:Hey guys, are you ready to check out? 
Sandalwood:Yeah, cause we're already stocked up. Even eggs.
(Cuts to scene, the others come up)
Flash:(To Bernie)How much do we owe?
Bernie:It's on the house since you kids are the first customers we've had in over a month.
(Cuts to Snips and Snails)
Snips:Gee thanks.
(Cuts back to scene)
Applejack:C'mon y'all, let's go, we'll be reachin the farm in a few hours.
(They leave and Bernie makes a phone call)
Bernie:(Into phone)Sheriff? Yeah, it's Bernie, there are some kids wanting to snoop up by the old farmhouse. You'll go out and check it out? Ok.
(Hangs up and becomes suspicious and we fade to the gang arriving at the farm)
Applejack:(OS)Alrighty, this here's the place Sandalwood.
(Cuts to wide shot where the van pulls up and we cut to the gang getting out and Spike and Winona get out and stretch)
Winona:Ah, it sure feels good to get out and stretch.
Spike:You said it Winona.
(Cuts to Aria)
Aria:(To the dogs)Hey, before you go wonder off, come help us with the bags and the food and stuff.
(Cuts back to the dogs, they shrug and we fade to later where Snips and Snails are getting the stuff out)
Snips:(Sings like Curly Howard) La-de-da-ee-ee. La-de-da.
(Flash comes out)
Flash:Come on guys, get a move on, grub'll be ready in a minute.
Snips:Ok. (To Snails)Hurry up, get busy there.
Snails:I'm going as fast as I can.
(Cuts to Spike and Winona resting by the fireplace, Apple Bloom comes by and says)
Apple Bloom:Spike, Winona, wake up y'all, soup's on.
(A triangle is heard and Flash says)
Flash:(OS)Come and get it!
Spike:Oh boy! Food!
(Cuts to the big dining table, Flash brings a big pot over and we cut to a closeup of Micro Chips and Flash)
Micro Chips:So what's cooking Flash?
Flash:Easy Micro Chips. Beans and hotdogs.
(Cuts to Sandalwood)
Sandalwood:Like alright man, beans and weenies.
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Get that food on, come on.
(Cuts to Bulk and Rarity, Bulk. salts up his beans and says)
Bulk:There oughta be plenty of shooting out here. This is game country.
Rarity:How do you know?
Bulk:Cause of the sign that said about it being fine for hunting.
Rarity:Perhaps you got something there Bulk.
Bulk:Yes I have.
(Cuts to Timber and Twilight)
Sci-Twi:This is romantic isn't it Timber?
Timber:Like it sure is Twilight, good food and good friends.
(She becomes upset knowing he's not getting what she is saying and we cut to outside at the field where the scarecrow is doing nothing and it gets off the post, it is a scary looking figure with overalls, black boots, plaid shirt, straw hat and sack like mask, it walks over to the farmhouse and we cut back to the gang, they had just finished dinner)
Gloriosa:Great beans Flash.
Sandalwood:Like the one thing ya like about Flash is that the guy knows how to cook a bean with hotdogs. And I'm saying that to all you guys.
(Cuts to Sunset and Twilight, they get the dishes up)
Sci-Twi:Sunset and I will clean the dishes.
Sunset:And then let's talk in the living room.
(Cuts to Trixie and Snips and Snails)
Trixie:Maybe we could play a game.
Snips and Snails:Yeah, a game!
(Cuts to Aria)
Aria:I don't know about you guys but I'm bushed. All that traveling and the food Flash made.
(Yawns and leaves the room)
Sonata:Where are you going Aria?
Aria:(OS)Upstairs to the room you, me, and Adagio are sharing.
(Cuts to the foyer where there is pounding on the door, Bulk is heard)
Bulk:(OS)I'll get it.
(Comes out of the dining room and over to the door and we cut to the person outside who is the sheriff, a middle aged Caucasian male, he wears a green shirt, and brown pants and black boots, Bulk answers the door)
Bulk:Yeah...I mean, yes?
Sheriff Gerstin:Hi, I'm Sheriff Gerstin, the local sheriff in these parts, I got a call from Bernie to come up here.
Bulk:Well come on in.
(Sheriff comes in and goes into the dining hall)
Sheriff Gerstin:Well, looks like there's some tourists.
(Cuts to Flash, Sunset and Twilight)
Flash:Glad to meet you sir.
(Cuts to the sheriff and Bulk)
Sheriff Gerstin:Well I'm mighty glad to meet you kids too but nobody's been here for years. The Sinister Scarecrow scared the last of the farmers fifty years ago. In 1973 the last of the farmers left the place.
(Cuts to Timber and Spike, they hug each other in fight and we cut to Trixie, Snips and Snails, they become scared as they both hold onto Trixie, she becomes annoyed)
Trixie:Snips! Snails! Let go of me!
(They let go and smile nervously and we cut back to the sheriff)
Sheriff Gerstin:Well, my whole purpose about this is that the Sinister Scarecrow and nobody should be here, this place is off limits. And since a devisor came around, he was warned by the town's people to not come here, he was wanting to make a camp here but nobody would wanna come here because of the legend we told him and he wouldn't believe us and it was weeks ago and nobody seen him since. Folks say he was attacked by the Sinister Scarecrow and the greedy devisor did it to build his summer camp.
(Cuts to Sandalwood and Micro Chips)
Sandalwood:Like wow! No wonder this town is deserted.
(Cuts back to the sheriff)
Sheriff Gerstin:Yep, Bernie and me are the only ones left. Well you kids enjoy your stay.
(Leaves and the door is heard opening and closing and we cut to the gang, they look at each other and we cut to outside the house later that night and we cut to the inside of the kitchen where Twilight and Sunset are washing the dishes and Sunset says)
Sunset:Can you believe that guy?
Sci-Twi:The sheriff?
Sunset:Yeah, saying about some devisor guy's wanting to turn this place into a summer camp, it can't even beat Camp Everfree.
Sci-Twi:Well as soon as we're done with the dishes we can get some sleep and work this thing out in the morning.
(Cuts to the living room, the gang are watching tv)
Spike:The tv news can probably tell about the Sinister Scarecrow.
(Cuts to a report on tv)
Reporter:And so the whereabouts of the devisor who came out to and the Sinister Scarecrow is still haunting the abandoned farm. And as most people know it is a curse upon this town of Farmington but as word has it, the Mystery Cantercolts AKA the Canterlot Mystery Solvers are in town and hopefully they'll catch this scarecrow.
(Cuts to the gang)
BonBon:Great, everyone knows we're here.
Timber:Yeah, so much for a vacation.
(Cuts to Applejack)
Applejack:Don't worry, we'll still be able to have a vacation. And it ain't gonna be like the time we caught the Orchard Alien which was a farmer, the Graveyard Phantom was a bank manager trying to find the bank loot he stole. The Haunted Armor was a historian, the Drug Dealer Demon was a drug dealer, the Monstrous Mugger was a mugger, the Glowing Bug Man was a thief trying to steal a museum's treasures, The Zombie Spaceman was the caretaker of the old space station. The Shrouded Ghoul was a wanted thief who escaped from prison and haunted a hotel with a guy who was a wanderer, the Monster of Devi's Tunnel was the real estate developer who was wanting to make sure the project didn't go finished on account of the insurance policy and to also find treasure.
(Cuts to Apple Bloom and Spike)
Apple Bloom:And that last one was in New Jersey.
(Cuts back to scene)
Bulk:Yeah, looks like Applejack's right guys, we do need a vacation.
Rarity:Perhaps we should have some recreation, like playing cards or checkers.
(Cuts to Aria with her iPod, the earbuds are in her ears)
Aria:I'd rather listen to the songs on my iPod.
(Cuts to Spike and Winona sleeping in the corner)
Spike:You guys do what you want, I'm gonna sleep.
Winona:Yeah, we're suppose to be on vacation.
(Cuts to Apple Bloom with Snips and Snails)
Apple Bloom:Yeah, I'm kinda beat.
Snips:Me too. I'm so tired I could sleep like a log.
Snails:Yeah, like a log, me too.
(Cuts to Flash with Sunset and Twilight)
Flash:Well, maybe we could go on a hunting trip tomorrow.
Sunset:Yeah, let's turn in.
(They get up to go to bed and we fade to later that night, we see Bulk in his room, sleeping, we cut to Aria, Adagio and Sonata in their room, we cut to Lyra and BonBon in their room, we cut to Trixie and Fluttershy in their room, we cut to Gloriosa and Wallflower and Juniper in their room, we cut to Flash and Timber in their room, we cut to Snips and Snails in their room, we cut to Sandalwood and Micro Chips in their room, we cut to Sunset and Twilight in their room, we cut to Rarity and Applejack in their room, everyone in their rooms are asleep and we cut to Apple Bloom with Spike and Winona in their room asleep, we cut to the outside where we see the scarecrow, he is in the fields and his eyes blink and he has an evil smile, we blackout and we fade to daytime at the farmhouse where we see in the kitchen that Sunset and Twilight are making breakfast)
Sci-Twi:The scrambled eggs are nearly done.
Sunset:The same with the fired potatoes.
(Cuts to the dining room, the others are waiting, Spike puts honey and ketchup on toast)
Spike:Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. If there's one thing I like better then honey and ketchup, it's bologna and whip cream, and we haven't got any. (Eats it)I love that.
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Category:Mystery
Category:Monsters
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