Wings of Fire + Splatoon crossover

holy carp! A fake prophecy! Let's go uproot eggs from their families to fulfill it!
Hvitur: *gets caught stupidity*
Burn: *has Sky Boi egg* This is breakable right? *Yeets* yep.
Agent 3: *stands on the side with popcorn*
-Cave-
Webs: HEK WE LOST THE EGG HERS A RAINWING CFHGXFVJJHCCGAVVVVAVHHSHSH!
Kestrel:you idiot...
Dune: HECKING MUDWING IS ATTACKING THE OTHER EGGS
Kestrel: O YEA LEEEET'S GOOOOO KILL THE STUPID SEAW-
Webs: O CRAP STOP IT!
Kestrel: I'd love to see you explain to an egg that it needs to stop hatching.
-Suddenly the future-
Kestrel: ROLL RIGHT! USE YOUR FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Clay: what will you do to me if I don't?
Tsunami: SKcCCCAAAREEeEEEEEEEeEEEEeeEEEEEEE STOP PICKING ON CLAY YEEEEEeeeEET WHEN I'M THE SEAWING QUEEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!
Glory: Tsunami, I mean this is the most affectionate way possible, you're insane.
-suddenly, Scarlet's arena-
Clay: hey, Fjord? Your name is Fjord, right?
Fjord: shut up and die
Glory: Ha ha, jokes on you, nerd, UNO REVERSE CARD! *Uses magical death spit*
NightWings: *suddenly show up, kill the IceWings, and take StarFlight*
Scarlet: HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUU?
Burn: *enjoying violence*
Agent 4: FFFFFFFNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Glory: Heck is wrong with you? *Proceds to magical death spit on Scarlet and totally not start something that will be a major plot point*
Burn: excuse me while I run for my life
Peril: we cool right?
Clay: TIMMA SAEV SUNNEH!
Peril: ...and my Mother!
Glory: I couldn't care less about Kestrell, I'm not a mushy ball of forgiveness like you and Sunny.
Tsunami: I agree with Glory, But if anyone repeats that I will deny it!
-later-
Tsunami: can we go see my mother?
Other DoDs: yea why not they totally won't try to drown Clay.
Agent 8: they will. and a statue of your dead older sister is goi-
-more later-
Riptide: wooooooooooooow the heir Coral's been ranting about!
Tsunami: yep, white teeth.
Riptide: alright. blindfolds on everyone but the princess.
Sunny: YAAAAAAE SEAWEED ON MY FACE!
StarFlight: I totaly have NightWing powers so I can just see where your palace is
Clay: Sunny will not go down alone. Take me down with her
Glory: what am I going to do? get some sleepy RainWings to sleep on your roof?
-in the summer palace-
Coral: YAAAAAAAAEEEE MY BABY! Now harness.
Anemone: welcome to my fate, older sister who is apparently alive.
Tsunami: lol yeah no, get reked, Anemone.
Agent 3: GET REKEDDDDDDDDD
Anemone: mother
Coral: yOu WilL wEaR tHiS hArNeSs UnTiLl OnE oF uS dIeS
-later-
Coral: WhErE gIlL?
Tsunami: he ded
Coral: TUNAMEH BUT HE REHFUSED TEH FIGTH!
Tsunami: yea he was drivin insane. he had to be killed.
Agent 3: I can confirm. I witnessed it.
Coral: TUNAMEH GIHLL WHAZ YOER FAYTHER! ANEMOZZE UZZZE YOPUREEES AZXNIMUSSD MAGIVK!
Tsunami: *existential crises*
Anemone: are we gonna do something about the squid-scavenger hybrid that's been folowing us?
-in the hatchery-
Statue: get reked. now. I demand that you get reked.
Tsunami: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK
Agent 8: here, ignore the fact I should be dying in water and take these high heels. AYYYY PEARL, MARINA GET DOWN HERE!
Marina: Agent 8, you shouldn't be able to not be dying und-
Pearl: AYO STATUE
Agent 3: *blank stare*
Callie&Marie: *Calamari Inkanatation intensifies*
Tsunami: *drops egg down drain and smacks the heck out of the statue with the high heels* Wait... what are these things and how did an octopus have a child with a scavenger and create that abomonation...
-later-
Glory: so, Tsunami. You're saying on octopus scavenger hybrid is a thing and it gave you those things?
Tsunami: *has golden toothpick* yes.
Glory: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee....
-Suddenly RainWings-
Jambu: hey Glory gvdcbhyjubixsvgyrcudsnbceugryduhixhf treeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
Glory: three moons, this must be the stupidest dragon to ever live. and he looks like a freaking strawberry. nobody should be that happy.
Jambu&Glory: *does venom test*
Glory: o crap
Jambu: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE A SISTERRRRRRRRRRRR! *somehow disobeys the laws of physics and becomes more pink*
Glory: *massacres every dragon alive*
-hundred years later-
Scavenger mother: and that, children, is how the dragons died and we regained control of the world.
Young scavenger: wooooooooooooooooow
Other young scavenger: ooooooOOOOOOooOoOoOoOo tell us another story, mom!
Scavenger mother: how about the Story of how DarkStalker was defeated by a strawberry?
Young scavengers: yessssssssssssss
Scavenger mother: there was once a dragon named Arctic. He was the Prince of the IceWings and was an animus, like Princess Anemone of the SeaWings in the last story. He then met a NightWing Named FoeSlayer, and fell in love with her. Eventually, the two had an egg that hatched into a dragonet they named DarkStalker. Two thousand years later, he was stuck under a mountain and met a young NightWing whose Name was MoonWatcher. MoonWatcher knew a RainWing named Kinkajou, who was always insanely exited and hyper. Kinkajou, even though they didn't know at the time, would someday be the one who got the idea to destroy DarkStalker with a strawberry. Moonwatcher delivered the Jade Mountain Prophecy and the Jade Winglet of Jade Mountain Academy went to fufill it. Some time later, Kinkajou got her idea and set off on a quest to complete it. She journied to find her strawberry suficient to destroy DarkStalker, and placed it in the perfect location. DarkStalker then totched The strawberry and dissapeared. and that's why you never trust some one named kinkajou.
Young scavenger: *picks up a strawberry and dissapears*
Other young scavenger: *screams*
Mother scavenger: *takes young scavenger that didn't disapear and burns the village*
Agent 3: *gets popcorn*
Agent 8: ARE YOU INSANE? DO SOMETHING! AGENT 3!
Agent 3: COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME, DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STI-
Pearl: That was my line, COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME, DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PAST STILL UNNAME-
Marina: Just stop. IT WAS MY LINE, COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME, DISTA- 
Agent 3: SHUT UP YOU OVER EVOLVED OCTOPUS
Agent 8: ok, you just insulted every octoling to ever exist, and is nobody going to do something about the burning vilage?
Agent 4: no.
Cap'n Cuttlefish: WORLD ABOUT TO BLOW, SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
Pearl: ah, yes, the Hype Man
Callie: Marie,I am I the only one concerned this is our grandfather?
Marie: no...
Agent 3: if you would like to be dead, I can assist with that.
Agent 8: HEKK NOOOOOOOO
Marie: WAIT YOU WORK FOR OUR GRANDFATHER YOU CAN'T DO THIS
Callie: WHAT THE TIDE GOES OUT LADY SAID
Marie: was that a challenge, squid of bomb rush blush?
Agent 4: hey, where did you get that popcorn, 3?
C.Q. Cumber: you asked for popcorn. test failed.
Agent 8: Welcome to the metro.
(Credit to StarriArii for a different Wings of Fire only version of this)
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