Stonehell

Beware All Who Enter
These Benighted Halls of Stone.
Within Lies No Solace
Nor Any Comforts of Home.
Toiling For Our Crimes
We Must Dig Where We Dwell,
With No Freedom or Mercy
In Our Vast Stony Hell.
== Characters ==
(NB - this is mostly updated when James is playing, so will be missing characters from other sessions)
=== Living PCs ===
* Mercurius, Tom
* Redgrun Graumorten, Jonny
=== The Graveyard ===
* Richmal, James, Died 1st Planting, Giant Fire Beetle
* Thrugg Oxcrusher, James, Died 2nd Planting, Goblins
* Hob Simpletalker, Alex, Died 2nd Planting, Goblins
* Moonstar, Stacey, Died 2nd Planting, Goblins
* Armolad, James, Died 2nd Flocktime, Skeletons
* Fairfire, Stacey, Died 10th Flocktime, practical joke by Skaddeac [MUST SEE] [GONE WRONG]
* Skaddeac Bronzetoe, James, Died 10th Flocktime, Giant Toad
* Sig Weedwanderer, Alex, Died 10th Flocktime, Giant Toad
* Dimble Bumbersnatch, James, Died 10th Wheelsun, Kobolds
* Davven, Alex, Died 15th Wheelsun, fell down a hole
* Makali, Ben, Died 15th Wheelsun, Orcs
* Gunther, Ben, Died 16th Wheelsun, Giant Gecko
* Hugh G. Savage, John Munnoch, Died 16th Wheelsun, Giant Gecko
* Dimtil Oresmelter, James, Died 16th Wheelsun, Giant Gecko
* Braenor Bighammer, Kieran, Died 20th Reaping, Fire Beetle
* Percival, James, Died 20th Reaping, Fire Beetle
* Dodlit Warsmith, Alex, Died 20th Reaping, Fire Beetle
* Havril, John Munnoch, Died 20th Reaping, Bandits
* Karen Long Neck, Ben, Died 20th Goodmonth, Boiling oil through murderholes
* Sixtus, Tom, Died 24th Goodmonth, Fire Beetle
* Zandra, James, Died 24th Goodmonth, Spitting Cobra
* Astragoth, Ben?, Died of some shit some time
* Jeraboam, Tom, Died 5th Harvester, Tried to jump over a pit trap everyone knew was there with no dexterity
* Squibble, James, Died 9th Harvester, Spitting Cobra
* Mc'neqwa, John Munnoch, Died 12th Harvester, Kobolds
* Gendred Allfeather, James, Died 12th Harvester, Kobolds
* Hedion, Jonny, Died ?, Gecko'd
* Cathillion, Jonny, Died ?, Fire Beetles
* Wol, Jonny, Died 24th Patchwool, Half-Orc got Full-Orc'd
* Sennet, James, Died 28th Patchwool, Wolves (Survived 5 - 20 points off level 2!)
* Brox, Jonny, Died 28th Patchwool, Wolves
* Guzz, James, Died ? ?, tried to fight every Bandit in Stonehell
* Trelineve, Jonny, Died 17th Readyreed, Tried to befriend a spider
* Guzz, James, Died 7th Readyreed, Tried to save that pillock Trelineve
* Bosh, James, Took a day trip to Barrowmaze, caught a case of the spiders
=== Retired ===
* Short Neck Karl, Ben, but he only has one arm because Zandra cut it off
* FingerSkyblast, Stacey - retired due to system change
* Dandud Grimdigger, James - retired due to system change
* Cade Simplebody, Alex - retired due to system change
=== NPCs ===
* Arbatel, the wizard at the tavern who keeps a watchful eye on us during our travels and passes relevant information between adventuring parties
* Piglig the Orc, who was befriended by Braenor, and mentioned that when we kill goblins we should come tell him in the South-East corner of Floor 1. NB the party at this point was Braenor, Skyblast, Sixtus and Dimtil - any others should be more cautious.
* Snish - experienced guide. Come dis way.
=== Beloved ex-party members ===
* Aldwin, the teen boy version of Mulan, we miss you man
== Rumours ==
Heard by 	Rumour
Richmal 	Sleeping within the dungeon causes insanity
Hob 	Deep in the dungeon there are double doors which prevent their opening by pushing away all who approach
Richmal 	Someone once uncovered a ruby the size of his fist - but before he could take it, it was swallowed by a giant serpent
Moonstar 	Within the dungeon is a great cube - spinning it summons a djinn who will grant wishes
Skaddeac Bronzetoe	In the depths lies a burning skeleton whose fire never goes out
Skaddeac Bronzetoe	R. -
As agreed, the jewels await you two levels down in the chamber past the acolytes' cells. How you deal with the wasps is your own concern!
~ M.
Hugh G. Savage 	A snake cult conducts obscene rites in a crumbling temple located within the dungeon
Braenor Bighammer 	Orcs and Goblins of Stonehell are sworn enemies
Sixtus 	Bandits attack people leaving Stonehell - no-one knows where they are quartered
Dimtil Oresmelter 	While not every game of chance in Stonehell is rigged, bet with caution
Sixtus 	This dungeon was cleared by the circle of six, nothing remains belowYeah I bet
Braenor 	The dead are not quite in Stonehell - I saw a hulk beckoning me down a tunnel the night after he was killed...
Davven 	Venture down past the living caves if it's gold ye seek; nuggets the size of apples lie there for the taking
Braenor 	Some rooms rise and fall within the dungeon, granting direct access to several different levels
Braenor 	All the cisterns and pools in the dungeon are guarded by powerful guardians who attack anyone not knowing  the proper password
Braenor 	A holy man who lives in an ancient crypt offers solace to weary adventurers
Dimtil Oresmelter 	At least one underwater tunnel connects the dungeon to a nearby swamp
Sixtus 	Something or someone makes sure that the monster population of Stonehell never diminishes
Zandra 	Ringing bells in the dungeon can have unforeseen results
Sixtus 	A giant room swarms with scores of carcass scavengers
Dandun 	There is an albino ape in Stonehell who is smarter than most men and can cast powerful spells
Dandun 	A bottomless cavern exists within the dungeon
Dandun 	An ever-burning skeleton has been glimpsed in the dungeon depths
Dandun 	The tiny mute men in Stonehell are the dungeon's masters
Mercurius 	There is a bottomless chasm in the dungeon
=== From the Stone Oracle ===
Asker 	Question 	Answer
Sennet 	Are there any traps or other dangers which may impede our escape from the well near the dragon's den?	Death rests uneasy here - do not awaken that which cannot sleep
Sennet 	How do we open the door to the south of Da Dragonz Den? 	The key is held by a leader of bandits - he seeks his treasure, can you find it first?
Note: Guzz agreed with the bandit leader that if he could return the bandit's sister (dwelling with the rat creatures on the South East of SH L1) then they could exchange the key. That said, he is a bandit, and probably fairly unscrupulous. Worth a gander?
Sennet/Brox	Where is this bandit you speak of? 	He dwells amongst his own kind - above, on the surface
== Locations ==
* Giant head north of entrance
* East to fire beetle cluster then south - third door on the right - greatest treasures
* "Far to the south where the slaves once dined there is a hall empty but for that you seek"
== Other Notes ==
* The bandits call themselves ghosthands. Pussies.