Flavour texts

Flavour texts appear during transition between maps and lobbies. Two of them appear at the same time on the bottom left side of the screen, right below the map/lobby's name with the first one being a general tip about the game, and the second one being a random fun fact about item asylum or a completely random and unrelated phrase.
Below are the texts that appear in the loading screen.
== All flavour texts ==
=== Useful tips ===
These are the tips that provide information a player may take into consideration and use in-game.
* Beware of edges!
* Keep track of your lives in boss stages, running out of lives will eliminate you!
* Hitting someone while in midair with the hook kick deals a critical hit!
* Some maps allow players to get environmental kills.
* Some items have secret upgrades after getting a certain amount of kills with it!
* Combat Dummies are great for testing weapon combos!
* The Franklin Badge is capable of reflecting electric based weapons such as the Death Note!
* The Nut has a small chance to become an explodo-nut when thrown!
* Beware of the team autobalance...
* Don't backfire the certain spell...
* The Amulet of the White King grants you 8 additional lives, as long as you don't touch anything that guarentees your death.
* The wish vest can give you up to 100 additional max health points!
* The Masamune can save you from death, but only once!
* Consume 10 bodies with Smile grants you the ability to merge!
* The fortnite card can reward you with anything from a Miscellaneous item to an Unobtainable item!
* If you increase your fortitude enough with a big rock, you can gain up to 150 additional max health points!
* Teammates are crucial for surviving zombie apocalypses, save them whenever you can!
* The fire axe can deal more damage if you hit their head!
* In TC, the Attacker's capture rate increases depending on the amount of Attackers on it!
* Everyone under the effects of a Pact will be rewarded kills!
* In TDM, Pacting a teamate can reward your team two kills instead of one!
* The Red Mis't Vertical Split doesn't need EGO to use!
* Hale's Critical recharges faster if you land the swing!
* Super Jump Punch has a sweet spot that deals massive damage and knockback!
* You can escape Snatchers by hitting their tongue with a melee!
* In Team-based gamemodes, stick with your team when possible! The higher the Numbers, the better you can overcome your target!
* The Runner's Glove allows you to Climb Walls, Vault over small Obstacles, and Longjump off edges!
* Using Dunk from a higher place deals more damage!
* The Hero Blade has 5 unique variants, each with its own different Critical Attack!
* Armstrong Style's specials requires a series of Inputs to use!
* The Your Eternal Reward deals major damage if you land a backstab on the as well as disguises you into them!
=== Fun Facts ===
These are the tips that don't help a player with gameplay and strategy, but instead work as trivia and maybe let the player learn more about the game.
* Item Asylum was originally going to be called 'Jean's Randomizer'.
* Item Asylum was created on September 8, 2020.
* boss_sage was the first boss to be added to Item Asylum!
* The fish originally used to ragdoll players upon impact!
* It's possible to obtain a stand through a gift card!
* The Skateboard went through 3 animation changes!
* The gamemode depends on the first half of the map's name EX: ffa_towny
* The Chinalake will never get nerfed.
* The snap plays a cool sound!
* The oldest weapon in the game is the Micheal P! It's been causing ear problems for over a year!
* There's a certain place where we don't mention his name...
* All of the maps made by JeanRBLX have an underlining story!
* Item Asylum was developed by a single team of 3 people!
* The group that owns Item Asylum used to be the holder for a JoJo game!
* The Splash Text that you're reading took 3 days to add as the owners kept forgetting!
* The yo mama item used to send players flying like the wright!
* The first actual map in the game was ffa_crossroads!
* The Energy Sword went through 5 animation edits before Jean was happy!
* If you explored Item Asylum's ServerStorage enough, you could probably find gold!
* There is a duck & toilet in the development area of Item Asylum that has been there since the first update!
* Bosses can only appear in map voting after 5 rotations of different maps!
* lobby_classic is a reference to our first lobby, before we had map voting or random lobbies!
* WinDOS is a cult who believe technology will rule the world, and wants to force that agenda into reality!
* The Rebellion is a 1000 year old faction who wants complete control over everything under Curro's power.
* The Mercs are a mercenary faction who complete orders from others in exchange for a hefty payment!
* The Sewers Dwellers are a faction who want to achieve peace in IA, by using voilence[sic] to achieve such.
* ffa_ÿʌô¦Ñt is pronounced 'Yoint'!
* Item Asylum's first known name was 'a fighting game'!
* The RNG gamepass doesn't increase your chance of getting a good weapon!
* The Uncertified are a rogue of faction composed of combat dummies, who plan to take over IA, and punish anyone who used combat dummies!
* lobby_insert was suppose to have an outside, but Port forgot!
* There is atleast one baseplate-themed map added every update!
* crossroads was originally called 'crossroads_but_worse'!
* In private servers, defeating a boss with "The Perfect Run" enabled may grant you a badge and unlocks an exclusive item!
=== Useless Tips ===
These are the tips that exist to take up space in the diversity of the loading screens, and do not provide any actual information that a player would use in-game.
* The One-Winged Angel doesn't fall easily.
* GARY LOVES YOU
* You must Gangnam..... Like I have.
* Phew good thing I'm purple!
* Futures, made of, Virtual Insanity...!
* 56709
* rule 439: no chinalake
* You guys still remember the Jar of- Nevermind...
* I decided to put this message here because JeanRBLX is a noob lol - PortABoi
* 🎵
* Beware la proxima creature.
* Watch your back, before it fades to black.
* Every game of Item Asylum is personalized...
* Are you feeling the joy yet?
* Obey Weegee, Destroy Mario!
* [Content Deleted
* Protip: Don't Die!
* ObrenTune was here...
* Beware the man who speaks in hands...
* Chi-chi-Chirumiru!
* Also try Allusions!
* Also try Random Rumble!
* Also try Infinite Welfare!
* Also try Bloody Battle!
* Also try Randomizer!
* The item asylum! The item asylum is real!
* Anything for 4 IA coins...
* 🌳
* 1. End
* Dancing, Walking, Re-arranging furniture...!
* :slughop:
* Problem?
* Siterior made like a ton of models in the game, and hes also like a noob or something lol
* Bob my beloved ❤
* Billy my beloved ❤
* Shaun my beloved ❤
* LEBWEE is super cool and swag lol -Jean
* I decided to write this message here because PortABoi is an even bigger noob lol -Jean
* 🗿
* Nothing happened on April 1st, 2023.
* ? you should start thinking about that
* You've apparently been running Item Asylum nonstop for 553758221 seconds, or 153822 hours. That looks dubious to me. What do you think?
* Are shotguns humane weapons of war? ❌❌❌ Is silly gas allowed? ✔️✔️✔️
* YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA ⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨
* 🔥🔥🔥 💀 🔥🔥🔥
* Xerroz is the biggest noob I've ever seen lol - Jean
* 1337 ÷ 0
* The next Item Asylum update is on [REDACTED]!
* Do you like hurting other people?
* It's a growing organism.
* All it takes is one punch.
* TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD
* THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER
* Posers are not to be underestimated!
* Let's Play, Some SIlly Melee Test!
=== Removed flavour texts ===
* Item Asylum once had a scary rock abduct innocent players!
* Protip: Don't stab yourself in the head with an arrow in real life, It won't give you a stand!
== Trivia ==
*The quote "There is atleast one baseplate-themed map added every update!" is actually incorrect, as the streak stopped at v1.2.0.
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