Jasper

Jasper is a cat. He is notable for being an evil human being, a dog, a bug, and the devil in disguise. 
== Biography ==
=== Early years ===
Nobody knows when, where, why, or even if he was born. It's likely that he was small before he became his current size of big. From a young age he worked as a butler for various humans until the darkness began.
=== The darkness begins ===
At some point Jasper became messed up and evil. He randomly decided to hit a little boy on the head so many times which scared everybody so muchI still remember the fear. and made it undeniably evident that he had crossed over to the dark side. Despite his violent impulses and greed we still love him because he is funny.
=== Career ===
Since quitting butlery Jasper has worked primarily as a broke ass bitch and a homosexual. 
== Behavior ==
Jasper is known to produce a wide range of vocalizations including "åeeeeeeoooooooou", "breeee", and "eebreeee" (which roughly translates to "jeez Louise"). He frequently shakes the door and screams. His favorite meal is dinner and his gender is unknown.
=== Powers ===
Jasper seems to have a powerful connection to the supernatural and gleefully manipulates reality to his sick whims.