Dictionary Disaster

DISCLAIMER: Please note that the characters in this short are not to be portrayed as any negative character or in any offensive manner. This is only a fictional work to celebrate Topher's one year anniversary on the wiki and is not meant to offend any user that should read it.
----Presidential Topher presents Dictionary Disaster
==Transcript==
*[short begins with TopherGopher, on the phone; the National Anthem is being played in the background, yet is being squeaked by gophers]
*Topher: What do you mean that you cannot do that? I am the President! I can do at least eighty percent of the stuff I want! [hangs up]
*Kjjb: Was that the dictonary company who's name I can not say due to copyright?
*Topher: Yes, it was. They refused my insertion of a new word I created.
*Chris: [walks in] And what would that be?
*Topher: "Year-versary". They said that [mockingly] it doesn't make sense and that it was alledgedly trademarked by the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. Yeah, right. Excuses, excuses, excuses.
*Suds: Well, what do you want us to do about it?
*Topher: I want you to make your own dictionary with only one word in it, and that's my word!
*Kjjb: Really?
*Topher: Yes, really. I have seen that you guys have been addressing me in the most informal of tones since the second and third short.
*Chris: It comes and goes, Mr. Topher.
*Topher: Well, what are you waiting for? Get out there and make that dictionary.
*Suds: But what's the definition?
*Topher: Make up something. Really, it means the anniversary of something after one year.
*Suds, Kjjb, and Chris: Yes, sir, Mr. Topher. [all run out of room]
*[20 minutes later]
*Topher: Is it done?
*Chris: It sure is, sir. We present to you, the one-tionary.
*Topher: I never gave you guys permission to come up with words. Don't do it again.
*Suds, Kjjb, and Chris: Sorry, Mr. Topher. [all open book; displaying one huge word and a smaller definition]
*Topher: Interesting layout. Get it out to the public this instant.
*CEO: [bursts into room] Not so fast. I'm the CEO of Copyrighted Name of Dictionary Brand, and I'm here to tell you that one-tionary is already trademarked...by us! You are now under arrest yet again, Topher.
*Topher: Curse the television running gag of the repitition of history and the previous actions triggered by unsuspecting thoughts of government that somehow lead us to the same fate as that of the previous short!
*[scene cuts to the CEO in front of a dictionary background]
*CEO: Stay in school, kids, and...
*Entire Cast: ...HAPPY ONE YEAR-VERSARY, TOPHERGOPHER!
*[short ends with the rest of the National Anthem, once again squeaked by gophers; the credits roll by past the title card]
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