Make NKC Greater Than It Already Was!

Make NKC Greater Than It Already Was! is the 6th episode of NKC's 2nd season, written by Locknloaded. It released January 30th, 2022.
==Plot==
Squidward and Plankton attend a Krillanon rally; SpongeBob and Patrick discover Krabs' new pastime; Rex is a changed man.
==Script ==
Narrator: Previously, on NKC:
Krabs: I gotta call a doctor, quick! (Krabs sweats in place, when he then gets an idea, looks down at the Landlord, and smiles) I may need preparation for tomorrow’s job… I’m sure nobody will know he’s missing.
(Krabs clumsily drags the body upstairs, and into his apartment. He shuts the blinds. Fade to Squidward and Plankton, on their computer)
Plankton: Squidward, check this out! There’s gonna be a Krillanon rally downtown! In our city!
Squidward: Holy shit! When does it say it’s happening?
Plankton: Tomorrow, at 5:00 PM!
Squidward: Tomorrow? What day is that?
Plankton: January 6.
Narrator: And now, the next part:
(fade to Squidward and Plankton packing their bags)
Squidward: So, where is this rally taking place?
Plankton: I dunno. The invitation said somewhere downtown.
Squidward: Wait, you don’t even know where this damn thing is taking place?
Plankton: I’m sure if we walk aimlessly downtown, we’ll find it. Now, do you have your gear?
(Squidward is shown wearing a Bikini Bottom cape, a red hat with white text, as well as red white and blue facepaint)
Squidward: You know it.
(Plankton shuts his briefcase shut and holds a Bikini Bottom flag)
Squidward: Looking fine!
Plankton: Wait’ll you see what I brought, just for emergencies.
(Squidward is shocked when Plankton pulls out a handgun)
Squidward: A handgun?! Why are you bringing a handgun?!
Plankton: Never know when one of these puppies will come in handy.
Squidward: Plankton, we’re just attending a rally; we don’t need weapons!
Plankton: Quit your whining, and take one of my many handguns!
Squidward: Uh, many?
Plankton: Yes, many. They’re in that drawer.
(Squidward opens the drawer and sees that it’s full of handguns)
Squidward: Plankton, why do you have this many guns?
Plankton: I collect them. It’s one of my hobbies.
Squidward: But you can build laser beams, and other cool shit. Why do you need guns?
Plankton: Stop questioning, and just grab a damn gun!
(Squidward hesitantly grabs a gun from the drawer, and places it in his pocket)
Plankton: Now, let’s go to-
(There is a knock on the door)
Plankton: Oh, who the hell could be knocking? It better not be those freaks telling me to lay off the forums again. Squidward, go get the door for me, so I don’t have to hear a damn lecture again.
Squidward: (Sighs) fine.
(Squidward opens the door, and at the door is Rex with an ear-to-ear smile. Squidward is shocked at the sight of this, and lets out a scream)
Rex: Hi, Squidward! Why are you screaming?
Squidward: I’m sorry, Rex, but I’ve never seen you like this before. Your smile, it’s really putting me off.
Rex: Oh, you don’t need to worry about my smile! It’s a beautiful day! I just wanted to check up on you!
Squidward: Rex, what happened? What did you do?
Rex: I had to spend an agonizing week not doing cocaine! And look how better it’s made me!
Squidward: “Better” isn’t the word I’d use. 
Rex: What word would you use?
Squidward: Fuckin’ creepy. (Slams the door on Rex’s face)
Rex: Oh well, can’t win ‘em all. (Walks off, whistling)
Plankton: Who was that?
Squidward: Oh, that was Rex. He is… changed.
Plankton: Changed, how?
Squidward: I think if I describe it, I’ll vomit, so you’ll either have to see for yourself or take my word for it.
Plankton: (shrugging) works for me. Now let’s go. We’re burning daylight!
(They both hurry out the door. Fade to SpongeBob and Patrick walking down the street together)
Patrick: …And that’s what really pisses me off about it. What really is stopping me from masturbating in the public park? The law doesn’t mean shit!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you are so disgusting.
(Suddenly, Rex jumps in front of them, and they both scream)
SpongeBob: Oh, Rex! You scared us!
Rex: Hi, SpongeBob and Patrick! How’s your day?
SpongeBob: Uh, good?
Patrick: You seem more cheery than normal.
Rex: Oh, don’t mind that. I’m just glad to be off the stuff!
SpongeBob: Wait, do you mean-
Rex: Yes! 
Patrick: We’re so used to seeing you bitter. This is kinda creeping me out.
Rex: Squidward told me the same thing!
SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward? We haven’t seen him in ages. Where is he?
Rex: Oh, he’s at Plankton’s.
SpongeBob: Oh god, I hope he didn’t get sucked into Plankton’s bullshit. Oh, uh, Rex, while you’re here, do you know where Krabs lives?
Rex: Yeah, why?
SpongeBob: Patrick and I wanted to visit him! We haven’t seen him in a while.
Rex: He live in that apartment over there. I visited him earlier, he was kinda busy. 
SpongeBob: Busy? Doing what?
Rex: I dunno, but he sure was naked. Have a nice day! (whistles as he walks off)
Patrick: That… was creepy.
SpongeBob: Let’s agree to forget that happened, and let’s go to Krabs’ place.
Patrick: But did he say he was naked?
SpongeBob: I’m hoping he just wasn’t seeing straight.
(They approach Krabs’ door. Inside, Krabs’ living room is completely dark, and he is having sex with his landlord’s corpse. He jumps in fear when he hears a knock on the door. Cut to outside, where SpongeBob is knocking)
SpongeBob: krabs? Krabs? You in there? (Jiggles the door handle, realizes it’s unlocked) Oh, it’s not locked. Let’s go in!
Patrick: Sure, just go invade someone’s privacy like that.
SpongeBob: Shut up, Patrick.
(They both slowly creek open the door. SpongeBob feels for the lightswitch, and when he turns it on, he and Patrick gasp in fear when they realize Mr. Krabs is having sex with his Landlord’s corpse. Patrick stumbles out the door, and vomits off the balcony)
Krabs: BOYO! I, UH, CAN EXPLAIN!
SpongeBob: KRABS, WHAT IN NEPTUNE’S NAME ARE YOU DOING!
Krabs: JUST, LET ME EXPLAIN!
(Patrick continues vomiting in the background)
SpongeBob: Please do explain!
Patrick: (Offscreen, crying) Oh god, my innocence! (vomits once more)
Krabs: Listen, boy - I was just struggling financially, and this dude in a trenchcoat offered me money if I were to film myself having sex with corpses, but the rush of it just wouldn’t go away!
SpongeBob: Did you kill that poor man so you could fuck his corpse?
Krabs: No! He’s my landlord. He fell down the stairs, so-
SpongeBob: So you took his body to your room and started having sex with him?
Krabs: Yes..?
SpongeBob: Krabs, no matter how you explain that, it will never not sound fucked.
Patrick: (offscreen) Jesus Sandal, I’m sorry for any and all sins I may have committed! (Vomits again)
SpongeBob: So wait, you’re saying some dude in a trenchcoat gave you money to do this? Do you know who it was?
Krabs: Keep it between you and me, and also promise you won’t call the cops on me if I tell you.
SpongeBob: Hmmm. okay.
Krabs: They claimed they were one of the Bubble Popping Boys.
SpongeBob: Hold up, for real? I ran those guys out of town years ago!
Krabs: Yeah, they did mention being defeated by some yellow guy.
SpongeBob: Was he with the others?
Krabs: No, he was by himself. Now, uh, please, leave me alone.
SpongeBob: I will… attempt to refrain myself from calling the police.
Krabs: Just, get out please.
(SpongeBob backs out the door slowly)
Patrick: (Queasily) How’d your little talk go…
SpongeBob: Well, to put it lightly, I don’t think I will need to be eating anything for the next… month. Maybe 4.
Patrick: (weakly) I just puked out the entire contents of my stomach, so I’ll be good, I think.
SpongeBob: Let’s go.
(they both walk off holding their stomachs, when Squidward and Plankton, riding Squidward’s shoulder, bumps into Patrick)
Squidward: Patrick? What-
(Patrick vomits all over Squidward’s face, so he begins walking off)
Squidward: Goodbye.
SpongeBob: Aren’t you gonna at least telling us where you’re going, or what you’re doing?
Squidward: No, just forget it.
SpongeBob: Okay, let’s just go.
(They walk off. Cut to show Squidward and Plankton walking)
Plankton: (points offscreen) Look! There’s the rally!
(There is a large group of Krillanon supporters all screaming, holding signs and chanting)
Squidward: Looks like we’re just in time.
(They go into the rally, and begin chanting; The crowd begins walking a little bit)
Squidward: Where are we going?
Plankton: Beats me. Just follow the crowd.
(The mob walks to a cop car, and they all flip it over and begin beating it up to pieces, setting it on fire, while planting a flag over it)
Squidward: Holy shit! These people are insane! We gotta go, Plankton!
(Plankton fires a handgun in the air, stunning Squidward)
Squidward: Plankton! What the hell?
Plankton: I live for this shit, you wuss! Grab a gun and start firing!
(Squidward grabs his gun, and fires it into the air; mutliple rally members cheer, as Squidward grows a smile on his face)
Squidward: That felt good! I totally get this now! 
Krillanon Rallier: Let’s show the big government who’s boss! Stop the steal!
(they all begin cheering, including Squidward and Plankton, who laugh evily as the camera zooms in on both of their faces, while they’re still laughing; Fade to Rex walking down the street, when he sees cocaine in the trash bin. He begins sweating a little bit)
Rex: No, no. That’s behind me now. (Slowly walks off. As he continues walking, he sweats more and more, until he drops to his knees, throwing up) RESIST IT! RESIST IT! YOU’RE BETTER THAN THAT! WHAT DID YOU GO TO REHAB FOR? (Struggles to continue walking, as he walks off screen. He then stares at the trash can, when in the background there’s a big explosion)
Rex: What the hell?
(Rex looks in the distance and sees Krillanon ralliers destroying everything in their sight, shooting windows, and setting fire to cars)
Rex: That son of a bitch, I told him not to go on those websites.
(cut to Krabs in his apartment; he is no longer having sex with his Landlord’s corpse, but he hears commotion outside, and sees that there is a massive fire raging through the city, bodies laying out in the street)
Krabs: Oh my god! What the hell is going on out there?! I gotta hide! (Glances out the window once more) But… But… So many corpses to fuck…
(Krabs begins sweating profusely)
(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick still walking, when they see the rampage going on. SpongeBob lets out an annoyed sigh, as they promptly turn around and start walking the other direction, as the screen cuts to black)
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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