Link's on Strike

Link's on Strike is a YTP video
==Plot==
==Transcript==
:Gwonam: SwishFilmsinc.
:King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to send Link to Gamelon to aid him.
:Link: No way!
:King Harkinian: Mah boi, you're going to Gamelon.
:Link: No! I won't go there!
:King Harkinian: What the hell? You do what I say!
:Link: Fuck you, The King, I'm on strike!
:King Harkinian: St-st-st-st-ri-i-i-i-i-i-i strike? OAH! You sack of shit! You can't be on strike!
:Link: I sure can, shithead!
:Mayor Cravendish: This is legal, you know.
:Link: See?
:King Harkinian: Take him away!
:Lord Kiro: Yes, my liege!
:Gwonam: Squadala! We're off to prison.
:Mayor Cravendish: Oh, Your Highness is a dick!
:Zelda: Link, why are you on strike?
:Link: That old Ganon is boring and the King is gay!
:King Harkinian: You want a piece of me, boy?
:Link: You want to fight fat boy? I'll piss on your head!
:Zelda: Father! Link! Stop fighting and talk!
:King Harkinian: We can talk about mercy.
:Link: Yeah! Sure thing.
[Title card "Later Still" is shown.]
:King Harkinian: After you aid Duke Onkled, then I'll take you to dinner.
:Link: No!
:King Harkinian: Then I'll get you porn.
:Link: No!
:King Harkinian: How about you aid Duke Onkled, then I'll take you to dinner, then I'll rub pizza on your dick.
:Link: No!
:Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon for fuck's sake!
:Link: No you whore!
:Impa: Oooh my! The triforce says shit.
:Duke Onkled: Link, please! Aid me!
:Link: No! You can go die.
:Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
:King Harkinian: Fuck!
:Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
:Link: Go suck my penis you old queer!
:Gwonam: You Link, are a lazy turd!
:King Harkinian: Hmmm... Zelda, how about you have sex with Link?
:Zelda: What?
:King Harkinian: Screw Link.
:Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
:King Harkinian: Zelda, Screw Link.
:Zelda: No!
:King Harkinian: Screw Link.
:Zelda: But father!
:King Harkinian: Enough. Screw Link.
:Zelda: Ugh... You better fuck fast.
:Link: Oh yeah it's easy! You got this cock see?
:Zelda: No. Make me crouch down.
:Link: Hey, great boobies!
:Zelda: Thanks! Hehe Link, your cock is friendly.
:Link: Yeah! It likes you. Ohohohoh that hurt. Ohohohoh! I'm about to shoot my stuff!
:Zelda: Good!
:Link: Going, going, gone!
:Zelda: Uh, uh uh.
:King Harkinian: Link, aid Duke Onkled.
:Link: No!
:King Harkinian: Ohh! No mercy! I'm going to take away your balls!
:Link: Oh sh*t!
:Zelda: Stop!
:Link & King Harkinian: What?
:Zelda: Link, you are a tool.
:Link: Yeah!
:Zelda: Some tools need rubies before they'll work.
:Link: Rubies, great! Well I guess I better get going to Koridai!
:King Harkinian: Gamelon.
:Link: Fuck!
:King Harkinian & Zelda: [laughing]
:King Harkinian: Sex for me!
:Mayor Cravendish: I managed to conceal this magic lantern to please me.
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