Sir Gerard

Sir Gerard of Lothian, known internally by the P.S.S. as the Sentinel, is a player character from Professor Proxy's Wild Ride, played by FennekinGalaxy. He is a human sorcerer/fighter best known for his good looks and cucking of Professor Proxy.
== Personality ==
Gerard is an honorable man, fighting for honor and order. He is chivalrous, to the degree that he is a simp for most women and wishes to be their "knight in shining armor".
== History ==
=== Time and Place in Time and Space ===
Sir Gerard is from Medieval Scotland. Specific dates or further backstory is unknown.
=== P.S.S. Engagement ===
At some point in the past, Gerard was pruned from the time stream and brought into the P.S.S. to become one of their enforcers of order. After this, he was later sent back to his home time to be picked up by Proxy and to serve as a double-agent, planted to spy on Proxy and eventually get him detained.
=== Professor Proxy's Wild Ride ===
Gerard was the first to be picked up by Proxy, being taken out of medieval Scotland. After this, he went with Proxy to modern-day Nevada to pick up a jackrabbit, through a simulation for a humanoid bee, to Mexico from an indeterminate time period to find a wizard, and to the Salem witch trials to collect a witch and her miniature goat.
Gerard went with the party to the temple of the Blue Crab Cult, taking particular issue with Ophelia and Nacho going to the ritual nursery for the sole purpose of waking the babies, particularly telling them to not be cunts, with him and Raphael both questioning why the two went in and did that. When Gerard questioned what Call of Duty 40,000 is, he was met with the rather underwhelming response that he'd find out in a few thousand years. After Raphael grew suspicious of the party, Gerard used one of his gauntlets to knock him out, finding out there was a crab on top of his head and not a hat. After the Crabhemoth is awakened, Gerard helps the party fight it and kill it.
When the party went to get Proxy's definitely-not-stolen vinyl of Help! by the Beatles signed by them, Gerard used his good looks to distract the fangirls, and later became the fifth Beatle for all of 5 minutes. using Kander Jr.'s bagpipes, before Proxy reassembled everyone and left, much to his dismay. When Nacho threatened to break the vinyl, Gerard questioned him on how risking 5 lives was worth breaking a vinyl.
When Proxy wanted the party to kill Julius Caesar due to him apparently being a bitch, Gerard went with Evan and Nacho directly to the Curia Julia, helping to clear the legionaries and the centurions. They eventually crossed paths with Brutus, who was working to kill Caesar as well. When Brutus revealed his true nature as a member of the P.S.S., Gerard feigned a reaction, due to having worked with Brutus before but needing to not blow his cover. Gerard helped fight off Brutus, before Proxy took them on their next adventure.
Gerard went with the party to Vathos to collect Merriweather, but did not do much of note while there, other than creating an alarm to distract the audience while they moved in. He also went with them to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, but all he did while there was roast squirrels and chickens to try and make potentially more appetizing options.
Gerard went with the party to the Whaley House to help collect ectoplasm for the Hi-C Ecto-Cooler that Proxy wanted to make, receiving smudge sticks to use on the ghosts if needed. When the Nerd exploded in anger after Corinne didn't know what an SNES was, despite it being over 30 years before it was made, Gerard attempted to calm him. After their antics in the kitchen, when Kander Jr. and Nacho conspired to set Corinne ablaze, Gerard tried and failed to steal Nacho's wand. He could not save her. In the bedroom, when the Nerd sought to poop on the master bed, Gerard looked on in disgust as he squeezed one out. When Anna revealed that ectoplasm is made from ghost tears, Gerard was notably the only one that didn't instantly start slinging insults her way. When Thomas Whaley reappeared, Gerard protected Nacho after he set the curtains ablaze, getting in front of the poltergeist's attacks and shielding them. Later, Gerard tried to taunt Thomas, saying he had smegma, but it seemed to have little effect. As the house collapsed, Gerard slashed at the door and broke it open, allowing the party to escape.
When Proxy sent the party to prohibition-era America to meet with Al Capone, Gerard helped kill Ike, but didn't do much of note while there. He aided in the fight against Patty, but did not do much on Anima Vendide other than help fight the Bagman when he retreated into the Space Between Spaces.
Gerard was notably absent when Proxy took everyone to medieval Scotland, being knocked out by the turbulence from the time stream. He also did not do much when Proxy took them to the wild west to steal the golden beetles, other than managing to pull the right brake lever despite being unable to read modern English. He then went with the party to find the lost video game Polybius, and aided in freeing Driving Guy and Billy Mitchell from their video game-themed mental prison. He in particular cleared the first wave of Space Invaders, and gave Driving Guy the balance he needed to land a critical-hit nut shot on Donkey Kong.
He assisted on the Ishimura One, but did not do much of note other than gazing into the fountain of infinite mirror, seeing futures of great sex, his hometown, and what appeared to be a dentist's office of some sort. When the party encountered the doppelgangers on board, Gerard reached out to touch one, making them blow their cover. He escaped with the party after he forced the door open with Mage Hand. It is unknown if Gerard was the one to put PSS.rat into M1's files, but it is entirely possible that it was.
When Proxy was about to take everyone home, and the bus was attacked yet again by Patty, Gerard and the others landed in Neo Columbus, after which the party was hunted down by the P.S.S.. After Marlene made her grand debut alongside Brutus, Gerard was beckoned to rejoin them, after which Proxy came to the realization that he was carting around his wife's boyfriend the whole time, and not only was the man who cucked him on board with him, but he was also a spy for his enemies. Gerard left with Marlene and left his friends to the wolves. After this, however, Gerard came to the realization that he valued his new friends more than the mediocre pussy Marlene had, and went back to break them out. He told them where to find Proxy, and after a bit of convincing and the display of his time watch, convinced the naysayers in the party to aid in saving Proxy from the chrono-disintegration room. After clearing the room, Gerard personally pressed the button to set Proxy free, before the party went into the chrono-navigation room to break the chrono-navigator so they couldn't be traced. He did not do much of note after this, but did join Proxy and the party back on the new Magic School Bus.
== Relationships ==
=== Professor Proxy ===
Gerard and Proxy have a comical rivalry, with Proxy repeatedly calling Gerard "knight boy" and refusing to call him by name, purely because it irritates him. This was before Proxy realized that Gerard was the man that stole his wife from him, but they seem to have mended that bridge since.
=== Marlene ===
Marlene left Proxy and got with Gerard due to him being more "gifted" in his nether regions than Proxy. They seemed to have a good relationship going before Gerard betrayed the P.S.S. to help Proxy and the party escape.
== Notable Moments ==
* Cucking Proxy and being planted by the P.S.S. to spy on him
* Knocking out Raphael
* Becoming the fifth Beatle
* Breaking down the Whaley House door
* Correctly pulling the brake lever despite being illiterate in modern English
* Getting Proxy detained
* Breaking out the party
* Defecting from the P.S.S.
== Trivia ==
* Gerard shares a slight resemblance to Ivor from Minecraft Story Mode, mostly in the hair and face.
* Gerard was the second time Fenn had a pre-made character that wasn't made for the campaign they were used in, the first being Gnorbitt.
* Gerard is the first multi-class character played by FennekinGalaxy.
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