Copy Pasta

These are some of the Stream's Classic Copy Pasta, variations, and uwu-ified versions too!
CLASSIC: all simping aside, part of why you attract so many people here is because you are beautiful in your mind, body, and soul. I'm sure that no one can argue that we could look at your pretty little face all day and your quirky facial expressions just make it so much better. You are unbelievable gorgeous, I've never seen anyone as pretty as you. Your pretty face is a face that no one could ever forget.
VARIATION: all chimping aside, part of why you attract so many ants on stick is because you are evolved in your mind, body, and soul. I'm sure that no one can argue that we could feed banana to your pretty little face all day and your quirky facial expressions just make it so much better. You are unbelievable gorilla, I've never seen anyone as primate as you. Your pretty face is a face that no one could ever forget.
UWU-IFIED: aww simping aside, pawt of why uwu attwact so many peopwe hewe iws because uwu awe beautifuw in youw mind, body, awnd souw. I'm suwe thawt no owne cawn awgue thawt we couwd wook at youw pwetty wittwe face aww day awnd youw quiwky faciaw expwessions juwst make iwt so much bettew. Uwu awe unbewievabwe gowgeous, i've nevew seen anyone as pwetty as uwu. Youw pwetty face iws a face thawt no owne couwd evew fowget.
 Stiww saying wegos aftew aww these yeaws makes uwu wook wike an asscwown. Hewe in euwope, the continent wesponsibwe fow thiws toy (no, iwt wasn't made by amewica, no mattew how much youw capitawistic toy industwy wants uwu tuwu think), uwu'd be waughed out of the woom if uwu said thawt.
U notice a waww of text in twitch chat and youw hand instinctivewy goes to da mouse. U scwoww up to stop da chat ewevatow and wead da pasta, induwging in its dewights... U soon weawize that dis pasta conveys no infowmation now ish pawticuwawwy witty ow funny. Nevewthewess, u dwag youw mouse acwoss, hit ctww+c, then ctww+v and pwess entew
hiws nawme iws cumkin decimus mewidius, commandew of the awmies of the nowth, genewaw of the fewix wegions awnd woyaw sewvant tuwu the twue empewow, mawcus auwewius. Fathew tuwu a muwdewed son. Husband tuwu a muwdewed wife. Awnd he wiww have hiws vengeance, in thiws wife ow the next.
Have uwu evew towd a good joke awnd iwt was scwowwed off scween by a pasta? have uwu evew said something pewtaining tuwu the convewsation awnd shan went off own an unwewated topic? have uwu evew twied tuwu wepwy tuwu someone but someone gifted 15 subs awnd woach pwayed? with fwoot as youw chat wepwesentitve i wiww wead youw chats, youw pastas, youw emote spams, awnd i wiww wepwy, i wiww wespond, awnd i wiww wisten i cawn type in aww caps, awnd i cawn wisten in aww caps too.
Ayooooo??? wets actuawwy fucking goooo??? have the gods smiwed upon us with anothew yung ewdew bewwy stweam???? hi shan hi chat wets fucking gooooooooo!!!!!!!!! poggggiee
Greetings streamer, My father's father has recently ceased of life and has provided me with a very notable and large sum of monetary notations. Pray tell thee, how shall I donate to your stream?
My nawme iws wodgew wittakew awnd my gwandad juwst died awnd weft mwe wots of money. How duwu i donate tuwu youw stweam?
Classic: I go to therabussy and talk to my therapiss about this cummunity.
UWU-IFIED: i gow tuwu thewabussy awnd tawk tuwu my thewapiss abouwt thiws cummunity.
Classic: I fell in love with Yeb then she said 11-14 inches was average and it humbled me so hard I went to bed
UWU-IFIED:
I feww in wove with yeb then she said 11-14 inches was avewage awnd iwt humbwed me so hawd i went tuwu bed