Murfee

Murfee is an evil teenager who thinks animals don't have feelings and it's okay to abuse them. He is the abusive owner of Joey, and the son of Cockroach. His constant anger makes him look like he's 27. He currently rests in Hell with Satan. Murfee has since learned that animals have souls, because he's had his soul cooked with animal souls by Louie, and is now double-dead.
== Backstory ==
Murfee always hated animals, but his parents worked at the zoo, so he had a lot of pets that he locked in the basement and never fed.
One day, he got a ferret named Arnold that bit him, so he hit it with a crowbar and chucked it into the basement (luckily, it survived). He then got a dog named Joey, who he also locked in the basement.
One night, Murfee woke a demon named Blue, who attacked Murfee. Unfortunately, Joey saved him. Murfee screamed at Joey and smacked him.
Later in the basement, Doug inspired Joey and Arnold to form the UCA with Murfee's pets and some other weird animals that they found lying around (including a cockroach, Earwig, Used Napkin, Blue, Doug, Lemmings, Worms, Rabbids, Teletubby Land Bunnies, and many other creatures with an unusual number of eyes and/or legs), and they broke out of the basement. They attacked Murfee and his gang and killed all but Murfee. Murfee kidnapped Arnold but was tracked down and killed by Joey.
Category:Guys
Category:Evil
Category:Jerks
Category:Guys planning revenge in Hell
Category:Animal abusers
Category:Killers
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Category:Dead guys
Category:Very dead guys