SpongeBob Attempts to Play Arena Football

SpongeBob Attempts to Play Arena Football is a fanon SpongeBob SquarePants episode.
== Plot ==
Patrick tells SpongeBob to join Bikini Bottom's AFL expansion franchise, the Bikini Bottom In-Jokes. He does and that's how he becomes SpongeFoot SquareBall. Mr. Krabs becomes the coach of the In-Jokes. Squidward drinks Gatorade and pees up to the sky. Patrick spends the whole episode starring in a community theater production of Cats. Mrs. Puff joins Bikini Bottom's WNBA expansion franchise the Bikini Bottom Feminist Scum. Gary is sent to the Flying Dutchman's Locker for no reason at all. Painty the Pirate spends the whole episode saying "Oooooooooooooooooooh..............". The guy saying "Boo! You stink!" has a 
shouting match with the guy saying "My leg!". Plankton and Larry the Lobster join the In-Jokes like SpongeBob did. Patchy the Pirate asks who stole his Alestorm CD's and it ends.
==Transcript==
*(Morning, in Bikini Bottom. Patrick is by SpongeBob's door as he knocks. SpongeBob opens the door.)
*Patrick: Hey SpongeBob! I found this really cool thing at the Codman's Bureau Arena.
*SpongeBob: Okay then, what is it?
*Patrick: Something called "Arena Football". DO YOU WANT TO SEE AS WELL?
*SpongeBob: I've heard it and I want to play it!
*Patrick: Okay then!!!
*Time Card: Three Hours and One Draft Later
*(cut to the game)
*Announcer Fish: Welcome ladies and jellyfish, to the Codman's Bureau Arena for the Arena Football League!
*Mr. Krabs: I be the new coach, me bucko!
*SpongeBob: Tartarsauce!
*Announcer Fish: This afternoon, we have Bikini Bottom's new AFL team, the Bikini Bottom In-Jokes vs the Tampa Bay Storm!
== Trivia ==
*This is the one of the first sports SpongeBob has played other than volleyball.
*This leads up to the special SPONGEBOB'S SEXY LACROSSE TOURNAMENT and then the series Basket Sponge, where SpongeBob gives up arena football and then explores lacrosse and then basketball.
Category:Episodes
Category:In-Joke