S01E08 - Squirts So Good

This episode is the third one featuring future co-host Danny Chapman.
Improper Use of Magic: Glans is the correct anatomical term for a part of the penis.
This chapter is entitled "Completion".
== Episode Summary ==
Juices, juices, everywhere. Also, Hermione might want to seek medical attention. Snape sends Hermione flying through the clouds (because he f***s her, not on Falkor).
== Notable Moments ==
*Danny is Allie's house-elf (she's keeping him locked in her basement)
*Danny pronouncing "wantonly" as if it is a chinese soup (wanTONly)
*Homework for listeners: Squirters get in touch and let them know your stories!
*Revealed that 45 minutes of Allie laughing had to be edited out of Allie laughing at 45 minutes of kissing.
*Drinking game proposed by Lyndsay (they are drinking champagne): The Golden Threesome drink every time something sexual happens that they weren't previously aware of existing OR is "gulch-inducing".
**First drink occurs 10 seconds after the story starts.
**Words that triggered a drink: moist, pelvis.
**Multiple mental images triggered drinking
*Allie prediction: Snape will proclaim, "I've completed" upon ejaculation.
*A new question arises about the Prefect's bathroom...are there toilets in it?
*Allie's love of spiiiiiiigots makes another appearance.
*"Snape: The Half-Chub Prince" ~ Danny
*Slytheredin pun drop.
*Snape exerted so much energy on kissing that immediately after entering, he needed to take a rest.
*Ollivander's condom fitting...potential new career path if the wand thing gets boring?
*Hermione would be a very unbelievable adult entertainment star, sounds too humdrum.
*This sex scene resembles a country song.
*Juices EVERYWHERE. No wonder there is so many towels in this bathroom.
*thumb|220x220pxMore Allie 90's references, this time 90's country music star Garth Brooks.
*Neverending Story reference triggered by Allie's mental image of a Pegasus prancing through the woods. Lyndsay puts out a request for someone to photoshop Snape and Hermione onto Falkor's back and @sierrabancroft delivers (see podcast picture above).
*Danny's proposed lube spell: Juicius Limitless. Lyndsay's: Lubos.
*The Golden Threesome conjecture that "Hermione" is really someone else in Polyjuice Potion skin...perhaps Tonks?
*Vajazzled reference
*Allie is very concerned about Hermione's creamy white output. She should probably seek medical treatment. She may have a yeast infection.
*Snape's ejaculate is being called "rich butter'.
*Do Hogwart's professors only have sex based on their specialty? (Sprout does it in the woods, McGonagall does it in cat form, etc.)thumb|220x220px
*Hermione is a STAGE FIVE CLINGER! Snape shouldn't have licked the underboob. ~ Danny
*Problematic description of Hermione in this fic in that she's basically controlled and manipulated by Snape through the entire story.
*Listener Challenges: What showtunes does Hermione's vagina sing-asm, and what haiku does Snape's penis ejaculate.
*Possible Epilogue: Baby Snapeger? Lyndsay's verdict: "gag".
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