Console Me

Azurai Temcev and Cass battled Wii Are Twisted in Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. AzuraiTemcev was portrayed by Vladimyr P. and Cass was portrayed by Juliauna R.
== Lyrics ==
[Note: AzuraiTemcev is in gray, while Cass is in regular text. When the two are rhyming together it is in italics.]
=== Verse 1: ===
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.
=== Verse 2: ===
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6
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