The Puppet

Barrpet is a conduit of power that courses through Barkly Krackly on occasion. He is currently in jail for his many crimes.
==why is there a puppet==
Barpadarp was working on his one and only passion, illustrating for his Kingdom Hearts video, when he drew Xais with a big 'ol muppety nose. When this was noticed discussion began on how feasible it was to bring Muppet-Xais into the real world from within the virtual world. Deer found a master of the craft of puppet realizationing and showed as much to the Barrfrump who denied the idea very quickly and rudely. 
However, ATurgidKnave, along with many other generous ouefs was like "thas a really good idea I like it" and donated enough to get that puppety boy, with their good 'ol birthday muns. However instead of getting Xais-MuppetFormX we opted to get the puppet for Barry's Avatar, Barrvatar.
==Puppet Boy is no Toy==
On the year of our Lechuga, 2019, February 28, the Puppet was revealed to the masses via a live-stream (quite the departure from the norm, mind you). 
With hair weaved from obsidian-imbued titanium micro fibers, Barrpet is able to survive tempatrues upwards of 12,000 degrees Fahrenheit before sudden and violent combustion occurs.
The skin is based off 10,000 year old binding techniques, giving it a malleability to it, while still giving it a respectable amount of resistance.
Barrpet has shown quite the proficiency at video games, completely dominating any and all challenges laid before himst. It should be noted that this shows that Barrpet is the orginal and the one designated as "Barr-y Primer" is based off Barrpet, with some unintended bumps and glitches. 
Barrpet lives across from "The House" in a house shaped like his own head, presumably with Puppet-Puppet Barry.https://youtu.be/PR1m1oUEzek?t=3529 
==Insert "Woody" joke here==
Recently, after years of secrecy, Barrpet and Accursed Woody have recently announced their relationship. Reportedly, fearing public backlash at the two's assumed hatred of each other, the two decided to play a game on the public. Keeping up the "Hate Train" for years and ramping it up with each and every insult. This, of course as many will remember, ultimately ended with Accursed Woody buying out Mount Rushmore to write "Fuck you, Barrpet." on George Washington's forehead.
In order to counter this seemed hatefulness the two share, they have since been very public with their relationship, posting pictures online and taking interviews on the matter. Within the short time period of this turn-around, the pair has been seen as something of a "Power Couple", demonstrating that we may find love in the most unexpected of places.
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