Fred's Wedding

Fred stockdale is married
Musical guest - Backstreet Boys
guest star - Lucas Grabeel and Andrea Bowen
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
Henry: Greetings, and welcome along to kablam, hey, what's this? June, that’s beautiful!
June: thanks, it's beautiful, I’m going to be a lovely bridesmaid, that’s the tiara I’m gonna wear, our hosts will sprinkle petals and do a special dance, because Fred is married to Gina! Also, here’s the ferret duo, S n F
Erica: wow, look at all the petals, thanks for making them! Let’s give our all!
I’m so glad we got to do this, I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever.
It’s just closer to work.
How’s it going with him anyway?
I don’t know. It’s fine, but I feel
like he’s been a bit distant lately. He calls me “dude” a lot.
That doesn’t mean anything. I think everything’s fine. don’t know. Anyway, what did you do last night?
Umm...
What did you do last night? You are not telling me something.
I hung out for a little bit.
Shannon: I knew it!
We had fun. It was fun.
Corey: Here’s what I don’t like about it.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, What a Wonderful Day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
June: Hmmm. Action. I got two rings, one, two! And what is the brides name again?
Hector: Her name's Luana, a 20 year old exchange student from France 
June: Everybody, raise your glasses to the couple of the decade: FRED AND LUANA!
Luana: Merci, It’s rare to meet an exchange student that you really connect with. That’s you. I went to Thailand recently with my husband and there was a beautiful saying that I learned there. So, let me say ... (speaks in Thai) It means, “You are a part of me, a part that I could never live without. And I hope and I pray that I never have to.”
I just wanted to say really quick that you’re SO special to me. One of the reasons is because I’ve known you my entire life and you’ve really helped shape who I am. I just want to thank you for carefully selecting me as your Maid of Honor. I know you had some other choices. You’re like my sister and I love you. Well, that concludes the speeches for the night.
Speaking of Consuelo, we took Spanish together in school. And so I want to say to you and to everyone here...gracias para vivar en la casa. En la escuelas and el azul marcada. Tienes con vivir en las...forstuatsa, and gracias.
I feel so close to you and can trust you. You’re my angel and soulmate. I feel I can communicate with you with simply a look.
Ladies, you look beautiful
Erica: I’m goooood. I’m so much more relaxed now. Thank you. I just feel like I’m excited, I’m relaxed, I’m ready to paaaaarrrtttyyyy...(starts singing)...with the best of them.
*Prometheus & Bob segment*
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #41: Motorcycle.
Narrator: End.
June: Welcome back, it looks like it’s all set
Henry: is that a nicktoon pixel delivering a mail for us?
June: Please join us for a brunch at the home of the June R Hotel to celebrate the marriage of Fred Stockdale and Luana Wilcox. Let us “shower” our good friend Luana with all the gifts and love. Responde S’il Vous Plait. Yay!
But now, adventures of Safety Queen 
MINISTER: Do you, Mr. Stockdale, take your new wife...
Mr. Stockdale: I do.
MINISTER: And do you, Lady Luana, take the Network executive as your new husband... 
Luana: je fais, it means I do in French 
MINISTER: By the powers invested in me, I now declare you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
(They both kiss, June turns on the radio to make the mic feedback)
June: And now ladies and gentlemen, here with us tonight is Luana's favorite band, playing her favorite song. Put it together for the Backstreet Boys, yahooooooooo!
(audience cheering)
[Intro: All] As long as you love me
[Verse 1: Nick with Brian] Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my headDon't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me[Chorus: All] I don't care who you are
Where you're from, what you did
As long as you love me
Who you are, where you're from
Don't care what you did
[Verse 2: Brian with Kevin, Nick] Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me (Oooh, ooh-ooh)
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be 
[Chorus: All, Brian & Nick]
I don't care who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from (Where you're from)
What you did, as long as you love me (I know)
Who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from (Where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me
[Interlude: Nick & All]
Yeah-eh-eh!
As long as you love me
[Bridge: Brian with Howie & Nick, (Nick) & All]
I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're coming from
I don't care
As long as you love me, baby (Oooh, ooh-ooh)
[Chorus: All, Brian & Nick]
I don't care who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from (Where you're from)
What you did, as long as you love me
Who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from (Where you're from)
Don't care what you did (Yeah-eh-eh)
As long as you love me (As long as you love me)
[Outro: All, Brian & Nick]
Who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from, what you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (Who you are)
Where you're from (Where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are, as long as you love me
What you did, I don't care
As long as you love me
(crowd cheers)
Henry: alright that’s our show! And before we go let’s thank the Backstreet Boys!
June: and a big warm thanks to our special guest, Lucas Grabeel!
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