Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 3)

This is a "List of Tips" of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide season 3.
==The New Grade==
*Make “New Grade Resolutions”.
*New grades are better with new friends.
*Don't worry if the first day isn't perfect.
*Stick with Resolutions.
*Don't judge a teacher by their first day.
*try to stay with some new people. new people = new friends. But don't forget the old ones.
==Dodge Ball==
*Stay elusive, stay in the game.
*Feed balls to best throwers.
*Use the lob and drill attack.
*If you want to avoid getting hit, stay near the coach. They will try to throw the ball at you less.
*Keep your knees bent to increase your reflexes.
*Have the faster runners to get the balls.
==Reading==
*Keep a schedule, if you have to read a novel, calculate how many pages per day you have to read. 8-10 pages a day sounds a lot less scary than a 220-page novel.
*Online quick notes help you keep on track. Note: It is not a replacement for actual reading.
*Start a book club.
*Actually read the book.
==Principals==
*See the principal for problems.
*Get to know the principal.
*Always go to the principal if your being bullied.
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==Popularity==
*If you're not popular in the top ten, you're popular in your top ten.
*Don't try to be popular. It's not worth the hassle.
*It's silly to look up to popular kids cause they're just like us.
*If you don't think you're popular you probably are. You're popular if most people in the school like you or know you.
*Be popular if you are in top ten.
*If you are not popular, don't try to be popular because it's hard to keep it up.
==Stressing Out==
*Too much stress isn't healthy so avoid too much stress.
*Don't let stress vision get the best of you cause things aren’t that bad.
*Over-scheduled? Schedule some goof off time.
*Grades are important but not the most important thing in life .
==Dismissal==
*Make a pit stop before the big ride home.
*Use dismissal as de-stress and wind down time.
*Have a dismissal check - list.
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==The School Play==
*Actors (Take center stage).
*Like Acting? The play is where to start.
*Don't act? Work behind the scenes:
*Lighting and effects (make it look and sound alive).
*Wardrobe/costume (To wear? or not to wear?).
*Stage Manager (makes everything go smoothly).
*Stage Hands (put everything in the right place).
* Ask or audition to work lights or background announcer.
==Art Class==
*Wear smocks and hats or wear your art.
*Not a painter? Ask about photography projects.
*Make art class, homemade gift time.
*Arts not an easy A+ you have to work at it .
*Just express your self !
==Lost & Found==
*Chain it and don't lose it.
*Put your name on everything
*(May have been a joke, but still good advice) Don't put your name on your underwear. If you lose those, you don't want anybody to know.
*Don't take anybody elses things from lost & found, because sooner or later they will find out.
==Social Studies==
* Keep extra notebooks, pencils, etc.
* Ask your teacher if you can record the lectures, so if you miss something, you can just rewind.
==Embarrassment==
*Always keep extra clothes in your locker in case of accidental wetting.
*Be careful what you eat.
*Know what to say before you say it.
*Don't overeat those "Fart Starters" *(like Eggplant,broccoli,and beans).
*Always check teeth after Lunch.
*Always check your zipper!.
*If someone laughs at you just laugh and say oops.
==The Bus==
*Use bus time for homework time.
*Look before you sleep.
*Use the shift to protect your seat.
*Use the “seat hop” to move around the bus.
==Bad Hair Days==
*For guys,hats hide grease,grime,and fleas.
*For girls,scrunchies,and clips can tame the wildest mane.
*And nothing cures a bad hair day like a good haircut.
==Revenge==
*Don't do it. It's an endless line where nobody wins.
*If you feel like getting revenge on someone, talk to a counselor
==School Records==
*Your permanent record follows you to high school,so don't do bad things.
*If you do good things, good things could happen in return.
==The Library==
*Don't wait to get to the library.
*Can't find a book? Find out who has it.
* The library isn't just for checking out books You can also make friends in the library.
==Volunteering==
*Get your friends to pitch in, it'll be fun.
*A few hours can make a huge difference.
*Never judge that you won't have fun. Just try it and maybe you'll have a great time.
==Hallways==
*Beware of “The Reverse Commute”.
*Find alternate routes if you have a reverse commute.
* You can talk to friends (or that special someone), but make it snappy.
*Never get caught running or without a pass
*Stay away from bullies.
*Get a map of the school to chart the quickest path for different classes or occasions.
==Friends Moving==
*Have a far away friend? Make phone dating.
*IM'ing and web cams keep far away friends close.
==Boys==
* Never tell a girl nasty things or she will get revenge
*Take a class/clubs boys like.
*Stuck? Take a ride or take a walk.
*Never be bummed, go with a day with the boys.
*If you really like someone ask them out.
*Stay away from girls with weird habits.
*NEVER ask a girl out just because shes "hot". Try to get to know her and like her for her. Your relationship will last longer. DON'T RUSH IT!
*Always try to show effort in gym class. Boys love a challenge.
==Girls==
*Get involved in activities that girls like.
* Never do stuff she thinks that's gross or you will regret it
*When around girls: listen more, talk less.
*Be honest and be yourself around girls.
*Girls: They wear shoes and smell nice.
*For boys and girls. If you are nervous, just take a deep breath and be yourself.
*wear deodorant
*Don't Show Off It Just Backfires.
*If you like a girl just ask them out or take your time by becoming friends.
*Complement them.
*Don't act like a jerk around girls just to make you look cool. It makes you look like a fool, and girls won't like you for that. In fact, they will probably try to avoid you. Be honest with your feelings, and if you like a girl, just come right out and say it, they will appreciate you being honest with them, and that will raise your chance of getting a girlfriend.
*Don't burp around a girl because they think its gross.
*Choose a nice girlfriend only,if you choose an evil girlfriend,you will be sick of it unless you actually like evil girlfriends
==Cell phones==
*Never make a call while doing something else.
*Always recharge your battery.Because you don't want your phone to run out during an emergency.
*Keep it in your lockers.
*Turn off your phone when you get to school you don't want people to call you in class.
*Don't let a lot of people use your phone unless it's an emergency.
*When you "talk walk" make sure you look forward.
*Only call when you are NOT in class. Otherwise teachers will keep your phone for the rest of the week.
==Stealing==
*Give stuff back if you steal it so its just tempararily borrowing
*Think before doing it
* Is it worth hurting other people for your own gain?
==Getting ready the night before school==
*If you want to use that extra 10 minutes of sleep, take a shower at night.
*Always get your clothes ready at night, and if you forgot to do it last night, scramble and get some worn down clothes.
*If you have chores and homework and it's almost 9:00, ask your mom to do the rest of your chores another night.
*Always get up 1 hour to 2 hours before school starts.
*Get your books ready.
*Do homework on the bus or when you get home so you don't have to worry about it the next day.
*Make a list to see if you are done so you don't forget to do a homework.
==Getting Organized==
*Get rid of clutter once a week.
*If you go calendar, make sure to mark down the days that a quiz,test and special events are coming up in your locker or back pack.
*Lay out your clothes every night for more time in the morning.
*Always have pencils handy.
*Designate spots for important things.
*Go expanding file so paper doesn't get crumbled.
*Make a planer and see if you need to do something for school or get something done.
*Clean your locker every 3 weeks and see if you need to throw something out.
==Extra Credit==
*If you get pretty low grades, make an extra credit report to move up in class.
*Don't make too many extra credit reports at one time! You'll get mixed up!
*Don't forget to spend as much time on the written part!
==Fundraising==
*Use inexpensive and used prizes for games.
*If it's “fun”, people will pay to play.
*Volunteer to paint boards for new games.
*Try having a car wash or throw sponges at teachers
*Don't be boring. Make fundraising fun - raising.
==Competition==
*Competition can be a motive.
*Don't enter a competition if you're not ready.
*Don't let competitions take over your life.
==Making New Friends==
*Don't judge someone because of their clothes or face.
*Ask people to join your table and make friends.
==Positives & Negatives==
*Being Positive is contagious.
*Unfortunately, so is being negative.
*If you have 2 negative people in school, get them together to turn them on the positive side.
==Money==
*Need cash fast? Try babysitting, pet care and cleaning services.
*Know what and when you're getting paid.
*Ask or remind your boss when you're getting paid.
*Remember, there is no such thing as "easy money". If you want money, you got to work hard at it.
*Always take emergency money in case you forget lunch or if you need a notebook, go to a local school store and buy one with the money.
==Parties==
*Dress nicely, but be yourself.
*Keep your breath fresh, avoid stinky foods.
*And have fun at parties.
==Health==
*More than a class, health is a lifesaver so pay attention.
*Take care of mood swings by eating breakfast.
*Take care of an embarrassing itch by taking shower regularly.
*When someone is choking, press your fist below the person's ribs then cover it with your other hand then thrust upwards until it's dislodged.
*DON'T Worry! Just look around your class, and remember...This will eventually happen to all of your classmmates!
==Jealousy==
*Be confident, be grateful, not jealous.
*Control jealousy; don't let it control you.
*Don't be to jealous with someone else.
==Tests==
*Face the facts for multiple choice.
*Never second guess, you're first answer is probably right.
*Study hard to do good
*Go with a study group before the test starts.
*Take a week to be a geek.
*Study every night when you go to sleep.
*Ask a teacher if you don't get something.
*Always have flash cards handy so you can make any time a study time.
==When You Like Someone Who is Going Out With Someone Else==
*Be Vice boyfriend or girlfriend.
*Be nice and make yourself a potential date.
*Don't come down too strong.
*Never act goofy or bad things can happen.
*Remember that relationships RARELY last forever.
*Try not to get jealous, remember, they will eventually break up.
*Don't Be a goof
*Try to act nice around he/she's boyfriend or girlfriend, as soon as there available aske them out ASAP
==See Also==
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 1)
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 2)
* List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes
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