Cowboys & Aliens

Cowboys & Aliens is the second episode of season one in Qualmishness. In this episode, Webbeh tracks the scent of an interloper who is revealed to be Bagel, the subject of several folklore anecdotes and a supposed creature of fiction. Bagel is drunk and is attempting to recall his purpose on Earth.
==Plot==
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April 5th, 1911
Somewhere in the Wilderness, Fanick
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John, mounted on Webbeh, is chasing a number of deer through the woods. He can't get a clear shot so John spurs Webbeh and they travel along a course of incessant zigzags. When Webbeh makes a swift left, John hits his head against a protruding tree branch and plummets to the ground. Now in excruciating pain, John begins rolling on the ground grasping his head but he falls into a river next to him. The strong currents of the stream begin drowning him, but the stream is in fact part of a larger waterfall. John falls down the waterfall unharmed but, somehow, a piano falls from the sky and collapses on him.
Later during that night, John and Webbeh are camping near the waterfall. Webbeh managed to catch a couple of raw fish earlier which he is cooking over the campfire using his mouth, much to John's revulsion. As John eats the cooked fish saturated in Webbeh's saliva, Webbeh hears movement in the bushes. John dismisses it as nothing but Webbeh thinks otherwise and proceeds to follow the sound and begins to realize that the creature is fleeing. Its scent is like no others so Webbeh attempts to confront the creature and a chase ensues. John tries to follow.
Eventually, Webbeh directs the creature out of the wilderness and into a grass plain where it is fully exposed. Webbeh tilts his head in bewilderment and John's jaw drops when he exits the forest and sees the creature who is revealed to be Bagel, a supposed alien of pure fiction. Bagel is drunk and pulls out a revolver, threatening the duo that he'll shoot. With precise accuracy, John shoots the revolver out of Bagel's hand and Webbeh tackles him to the ground. John is not sure what he should do with the alien drunkard.
John wants to turn Bagel in and see how much money he could make off of him, but Bagel quickly dismisses that thought and explains that he's on an important origin-seeking quest. After pausing to vomit, Bagel adds on that inconceivable rewards will be given to John if he helps him and John, of course, agrees. Though Bagel can hardly recall any memories, he states that the first part of their quest is located in Anytown, where he claims that the first part of his spaceship is located. John bluntly states that if Bagel lies or betrays him, he would make Bagel "leave the planet" via bullet to the head. Bagel understands and the three begin their journey.
From a distance, a silhouette figure with two antennas watches them.
==Quotes==
==Trivia==
*The name of the episode is a reference to the movie Cowboys & Aliens.
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