Role Playing and Personalities (CBD)

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Farondil, an Elf, Speaks of Dwarves
: Let's get one thing straight, I have nothing against dwarves personally. It's just that they're so different from regular folk. They really are a bit freakish. Just look at them. Four foot six at best, often just as wide. The proportions are all wrong. And that hair! It grows all over the place. Most of them look like they've rugs stuck to their faces. And the smell! The less said about that, the better.
: I'm really not prejudiced, but I do believe in calling a squat a squat. And that's just what they are, squat and ugly things, the victims of a mean joke of the gods. No wonder they live below ground. No one takes them seriously, except themselves. And they do take themselves seriously. A few have even had the nerve to call me flighty, if you can believe that.
: Besides, they are so obsessed with work they never laugh, never have any fun. Work, work, work, that's all they do besides sleep, drink vast quantities of alcohol, and smell. Mind you, it's hardly surprising given their repressive society. Those guilds are nothing short of legalized slavery.
: Underground is the best place for them. Down there, they can't go 'round depressing other folk. You can tell how bad it is down there by the number of them who escape every year. You know the type, either greedy merchants or homicidal killers. Have you ever tried discussing philosophy with a dwarf? They're not at all interested in life, stars, flowers, or freedom. One rude little beast had the effrontery to tell me to shut up with my "mindless pansy drivel," or he'd hack my legs off. Ha! The stumpy little runt couldn't reach any higher, my legs were all he could hit!
: Oh, they're all right from a distance, I suppose. Just keep them in their holes, away from decent folk, and everything will be fine. I'm not prejudiced, but I still don't want any living in my woods!
Other races tend to stereotype dwarves, lumping them all together as suspicious, avaricious, taciturn, obstinate, grumpy, grim, and humorless creatures. They see them as rigid and unyielding as stone, while grudgingly admitting that dwarves are hardy and tenacious fighters.
While all that is true, it is a gross generalization. Many dwarves will not fit neatly into another race's conception of them. No two are exactly alike. They may have the same character kit, but each has his own goals, interests, quirks, and flaws setting him apart from his fellows. There are, however, certain discernible qualities shared by the entire race.
Category:The Complete Book of Dwarves