Aunt Bea Says

The Alphabet Song parody in #D.
==Lyrics==
* Aunt Bea says, “Oh, golly gee!”
* Then she starts to bear-hug me
* “Ouch!" I yell
* I can't flee
* There’s no way
* To break free
* She can’t hear my yells and pleas
* Cause she got me in a squeeze!
* Cousin Jim says, Let him be!"
* But Aunt Bea does not agree
* Her hug’s like
* An attack
* I can feel
* My ribs crack
* And my eyes pop out like peas
* She owes me apologies!
* It gets worse when Aunt Mary
* Reaches in and rescues me
* Slobbers like
* A wet pooch
* When she glues
* Me a smooch
* Cuckoo birds, it seems to me,
* Fly around our family tree!
Category:Songs
Category:Songs in D
Category:Silly Dilly