EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Derek VS Jason

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
DEREK VS JASON!
BEGIN!
== Derek's 1st Turn ==
<Turns visible>
"Who the hell are you"? "I don't remember ever hearing about another chameleon".
"But after I'm done with you, you'll be resting for more than an eon".
"As a word of advice, you should wear a necktie".
"That way, you'll look a bit more formal when you die".
"But I guess you're a man of few words, as you haven't said a word yet".
"However, after this battle, you won't be getting saved by a vet".
== Jason's 1st Turn ==
<Jason says nothing>
<Jason passes his turn>
== Derek's 2nd Turn ==
"What's wrong"? "Cat's got your tongue"?
"My raps are gonna cut you in half, like you're Obi-Wan".
"I ain't scared of an emo that scared of words that I use in commonplace".
"Perhaps you'll show some emotion if I threaten to have you erased"!
"Perhaps you should leave this battle now". "And possibly even retire".
"Because I'm done roasting this pig over my fire"!
== Jason's 2nd Turn ==
<Jason looks up>
"You done yet"? "Sorry, you're kinda boring to be honest".
"But alas, the time has come".
"I shall show this pawn how these battles are won"!
"I can change into multiple rappers from a different time".
"Now let me show you how you're supposed to rhyme"!
<beat changes>
"You have pyrokinesis, and invisibility too".
"All I can do is change'. "And I'll still defeat you".
"I'm a smarter fighter, your dumbass is only normal".
"And you really look like an idiot, acting so formal".
"So do me a favor, and quit with your babyish amount of pout".
"Now get the hell outta my ring"! "And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights