Marco 5: Epilogue - Funny Moments

=== Spoilers Alert: You Have Been Warned. ===
Although this final installment of the beloved spy series has a much serious and eager tone, there are quite some laughs worth taking credit for.
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* Although this scene may be considered dark for most viewers, there's a moment in which AI interrogates the pizza delivery guy with one simple Bait & Switch response. He even got the name of the pizza delivery guy's company wrong.
**AI: [sees a box of Pizza Hut] "Alright, Little Caesars guy. Tell me where Marco went... or else I'll eat your pizza!" 
**Pizza Delivery Guy: "Oh no... not my pizza, please!" 
**AI: "GIVE ME MY PIZZA!" [drinks from the guy's juice box] "Okay. If you FREAKING tell this to anyone... I'm gonna deny it, bro." 
*The whole airplane scene with Juan Angel as the head pilot and Joaquin & Emiliano serving as co-pilots.
*During the Saving Private Ryan scene, a porta potty restroom somehow crash lands on a desperate Fred as a group of chickens come out of it. Seconds later, we see this exchange between him and Mr. Mime:
**Mr. Mime: "OH MY GOD..." 
**Fred: [realizing he's been naked] "I'm b-b-b-b-bald... BALDING?! AAH!" 
*Despite being AI's assistant, Madcap has some of the best (and funniest) parts of the film, thanks to Jamie Demetriou's voice acting and his personality, such as:
**Whenever he attempts to steal AI's crown for himself, although he is well aware of the fact that they're both holograms.
**Every time when AI confronts Marco & Tali, like when his pants got "stolen" in the second act, Madcap often takes the blame.
***AI: "Yeah sure. Do you think I give a rip about PB&J? Screw that! Cause I'm gonna kick your ass! How do you like that, abs?"
***Madcap: [covering his seemingly visible torso] "Oh no, not my nipples! Please!" 
***AI: "Shut up! I'm not talking to you, Madcap!" 
*The Dropout Boys in particular. One of them is a Native American named William who supposedly knew Marco and his friends since the original film, as evidenced by him being raised in Camp Kiwipacaca, although Marco only knew Andy before in the second film, who's the only member to have graduated from high school. Their depiction of the Great Beyond, as they attempt to foreshadow Marco's possible fate, is pretty predictable since Marco knows they're talking about heaven. 
** Throughout the film, Alexis & William's constant misinterpretation of puns as swear words is so obvious, it's Puntastic Slang Wordplay.
*** Marco: "Ah. Who are you guys?"
*** Alexis: "We're the Non-Punishables, motherclucker."
***Andy: "We never get chastised. Never."
***William: "We're the Immortal Boys."
***Marco: "Hmm hm. Really?"
***William: "Nah, we're actually the Dropout Boys. Except him. He just graduated."
***Andy: "Hi, I'm Andy."
***Marco: "Oh, I know you. But who's the other guy?"
***William: "He's Alexis, my always had been partner-in-crime."
***Alexis: "They call me Mr. Alexis. Like, I can whoop all those crackers with one fist bump. Those cracking cracker-ass crackers." (crushes a stack of literal saltine crackers with his hand) "See?"
***Marco: "Okay, but where do you two come from?"
***Alexis: "You don't wanna cracking know."
**The, ahem, kids waving around signs that read "We're not kids!" right after Marco gets taken away for writing "All Children Are Created Equal" with graffiti on a wall. William's depiction of this is sort of hilarious in a Black Comedy way.
***William: "We came to the point that we're no longer kids. All grown up, ready to suffer the ominous fate of being chosen... you know what I mean."
**And later in the scene after they tell Marco about the Great Beyond:
***Marco: "I've never been down to earth, literally."
***Alexis: "Guess you haven't realized the Great Beyond was a thing until now. Sure, life's a beach, but we, ourselves as the Dropout Boys, deserve something better, don't ya think?"
***Marco: "I like going to the beach. I was born there."
***William: "How 'bout some mugs of root beer? They're cracking good spit."
***Marco: [does a Spit Take with his root beer] "Good spit?"
***Andy: "That's not spit. We only added Kool-Aid to make it more tasty."
***Marco: "Well, that's perhaps a lot better. You know, I wanted to make a movie about you guys. Should I ask the board for a higher rating?"
***Alexis: "Nah, that's fine. Remember to keep the PG rating, though." 
**When the Dropout Boys realize that the Great Beyond is a lie.
***Andy: "So, all this Great Beyond stuff you two told me about is a lie?" 
***William: "Well, we've created this lie to make you a friend." 
***Alexis: [stammering] "AI is the one behind this. And first thing we'll do is suck the juice out of his planet, take away his battery life forever, and cuck the cuck out of him... you know what I mean." 
***William: "We need some batteries. Quick!" 
***AI: "You guys aren't the Triple AAA! Batteries not included!" 
***William: "Assault and battery. Quick!" 
***AI: "THAT'S A FREAKING LAME PUN AND YOU KNOW IT, WILLIAM!" 
***Alexis: "Thank God I was right. RUN FOR YOUR FLOCKING LIVES! Aah!" 
**And lastly, this gem from Alexis when he sees AI's mothership, that turned itself to a meme:
***Alexis: "HOLY SWEET MOTHER CHIMICHANGA!" 
***Chimichanga Guy: "Hey, did someone order a chimichanga? Who wants one?" 
***Alexis: [sighs in a deadpan tone] "I want a quesadilla." 
*Marco's Never My Fault to Madcap between the Golden Globe.
**Marco: "Ah! Look what you've done to the globe." 
**Madcap: "But how could it be me? You're the one who knocked it over." 
**Marco: "That's because you ducked. The reason I'm doing this is to knock you over." 
**Madcap: "Oh, for crying out loud, I'm not your punching bag!"
**Marco: "Don't be absurd, of course you are!"
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