Alessia Cara

Alessia Cara is a Canadian Illuminati member recruited to replace Colbie Caillat because "Try" was getting old. How else would a stand-offish anti-social pessimist rise to superstardom?
Right now, she's employed as a singer, but she eventually wants to take over Canada and rule it from Italy. If you put the titles of Cara's most popular songs in the right order, they spell an ominous message: Scars Stay Here.
Contrary to popular belief, Cara is not related to Cara Delevingne, AND WISHES THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP ASKING HER IF SHE'S RELATED TO CARA DELEVINGNE.
==Political career==
Cara was elected to the Italian Parliament in 1957, where she attracted the attention of the Illuminati. She was then requested to move to Canada to carry out Illuminati agendas. Historians believe this was the main reason for Ted Cruz imposing sanctions on Italy in 1962.
In 2010, Cara made a deal with Duo to provide funds for his then-upcoming language learning website, Duolingo.
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