Cleon Cooter/3.0

==Description==
Cleon Cooter is an unimposing and bumbling fool, who can be summed up with the words "Trailer Yard Hobo". Stumbling around drunk and wearing little clothing, he's often mistaken for one. 
==Background==
Raised in a cult by his insane parents who killed themselves to summon the devil, Cleon is a little clueless about the real world. After being abducted by aliens and getting dropped in the desert with little memory of what happened to him, he now has one goal. Form an organised religion (totally not a cult) around the sun! The only thing that has ever brought him warmth.