ITS MY LIFE ORIGINS: CAVE JONSON

ITS MY LIFE ORIGINS: CAVE JONSON is the eighth MarissaTheWriter story. Despite the title, in addition to Cave Jonson, the story is also an origin story for Gabe Jonson, his good twin.
The story was actually posted on MarissaTheWriter's FanFiction.Net account, as Doombly was able to recover the password for it after he had thought it lost before THE MARRISSA GAMES.
The story is named after X-Men Origins: Wolverine. While Marrissa notes that only one X-Men Origins movie was ever made due to low critical acclaim, ITS MY LIFE ORIGINS is ironically no different; a second story, this time featuring the Lettuce twins, was considered by Doombly, but ultimately decided against.
==Plot==
Cave Jonson is about to go on his first day at Portal High School, and gets a scolding from his mother so as to not be late. However, just before he goes, his father gets even madder, as he wants to raise Cave in order to be a magician at "American Hgowarts", whereas Cave himself prefers to do science.
Eager to fix the situation, Cave's father decides to use dark magic, to which Cave's mother objects. Nevertheless, Cave's dad goes through with the plan, summoning "Crowly", an old friend of Cave's father's, and also, the father of Rosalad Lettuce (as well as Marrissa Roberts Lettuce, in an alternative universe). Crowly decides to enchant one of the swords that Cave's mother owned, giving it the magical power of being able to cleanly split a person into two, expecting the result to be a person who likes magic and a person who likes science.
However, when Cave's father slices his son (who had just come back from school, where he first met Caroline), a mishap happens. The transformation yields a boy, Gabe, who prefers to do good science, and a girl (who immediately declares that she's a trans boy), who stays with the name of Cave, who prefers to do bad science. Angered, Cave's mother leaves her husband to British England, while Cave and Gabe have their first pickle, with Cave making Gabe live under the stairs.
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