Spongebob, We Shrunk Ourselves And Then Broke The Internet/Trailer Transcript

(Nickelodeon Movies logo)
(CN Movies logo)
Narrator: from the studios that brought you Rugrats In Paris, Regular Show: The Movie and Steven Universe: The Movie
Spongebob: Hey, Sandy.... whad'ya think you're doing?
Sandy: I'm creating a machine that will shrink anybody.
Spongebob: Woah, cool, can I-
Sandy: No way! I haven't tested it yet. With this, I'll win the Bikini Bottom Invention Competition!
(Squidward, walking by, hears all of this)
Squidward: Haha! That's pitiful! Of course my Coral Planter will win!
Spongebob: Coral Planter?
Sandy: Don't listen to him, he's just being silly.
Squidward: But- I-
Spongebob: We're meeting our friends from CN today. You're coming too.
Squidward: No way!
Sandy: Yes way!
Spongebob: Hoo-......way.
(Spongebob is riding on the reef cruiser to the CNverse)
Spongebob: Hey, Pat, do you think CN will be happy to see me?
Patrick: Yeah!! But they'll be more happy to see me.
Spongebob: Bahahahahahahaha!
(Pause)
Spongebob: Good one, Patrick.
(Spongebob and friends are in the CNVerse)
Plankton: You guys are... mm.. happy to see me?
Amethyst: (sarcastically) Yeah, totally.
Pearl: Well, the last time you came you almost combusted Bunsen.
Bunsen: True dat.
Plankton: So... you're excited to see me, then.
Steven: (facepalms) Oh, boy..
Patrick: Hey...
Mordecai: What?
Cosmo: Yeah, what is it?
Patrick: What is this?
Sandy: Hmm.. let me see- wait, NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT! IT'S MY NEW SHRINKING MACHINE THAT I HAVEN'T TESTED YET!!
(Patrick had already pressed the button)
Sandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(They all shrink)
Enid: Great. Now we all shrunk because someone (stares at Patrick) couldn't keep their hands to themselves.
Muscle Man: Chill out, dude!! Maybe a bit of Youtube will help.
(Patrick is flipping through videos quickly)
Rigby: Um... dude I think you should stop going so fast.
Patrick: Whadd'ya mean? It's not like anything is gonna-
(A notification pops up saying: Internet is broken)
Rad: (inhales)
Poof: (exhales)
Garnet: You guys have left me no choice.
Plankton: To knock out the rest of the people here and join up with me? Because, I'm telling ya, that would be great. Just so you know.
(pause)
Garnet: No.
(They are travelling through a wire)
Peridot: AHHHHH! WHERE ARE WE GOING???????
Steven: The internet, I guess.
(static explosion)
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