Suspicion.

Suspicion. is the sixth short of I hate my child.. It was written by TroublesomeMecha and is not considered canon to the series.
==Synopsis==
The gang all go on a trip to Amogusham.
==Transcript==
(The short begins with Zoltan speaking into a loudspeaker.)
Zoltan: We're going to Amogusham!
Golf Pecks: Why?
Zoltan: Well, there’s a place called the Official Amogusham Ken Stringfellow Museum. heard they've got a new exhibit on his later years that's supposed to be amazing!
CartoonGuy: I've never heard of Ken Stringfellow. Who is he?
Zoltan: He's only one of the most influential predators of our time! You'll love his
ass, I promise.
Travis: Can we also do some drugs while we're there?
Zoltan: Of course! I heard there are some great drug dealers in the nearby mountains. And we'll have some time to kill my child too! 
Bot: WAIT WHAT
[The scene fades to Zoltan, his family and their neighbours in a field of little Among Us beans.]
Prim: You should’ve checked the website before you came here.
[Cut to CartoonGuy being swarmed by Among Us beans with knives.]
CartoonGuy: NOOOOOOOO! THE MAFIA WILL GO ON!!!
[He’s eaten by the beans.]
Prim: Hooooooooooooly shit.
(Cut to everybody from the last scene except CartoonGuy at the Official Amogusham Ken Stringfellow Museum.)
Zoltan: Not too bad!
Prim: I need some lasagna.
Travis: I love lean.
(The end. I have no other ideas for this.)
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