The New Mayor Of Bikini Bottom

The New Mayor of Bikini Bottom is a Mr. Rrarrg! episode. In this episode, grugg becomes the new mayor of bikini bottom.
=== Characters: ===
* Patrick
* Rrarrg
* Grugg
* Babba
* Grr
* Debate Moderator (debut)
* Guy (debut)
* Driver (debut)
* Fred
* Harold
* Richard Square (debut)
== Transcript ==
my name is mr rrarrg and i am proud to be right back in my home cave with my new family
(continuing from the last episode, the creatures are still arguing)
Rrarrg: rrararaarraarg! (i will be a better mayor!)
Grr: grgrrgrgrgrrgr! (no! i will!)
Babba: bababababbaba! (you both suck, i will be the mayor!)
Patrick: ENOUGH
(the creatures stand in silence)
Grugg: gruggrurgurg (hey guys i'm back with the ice)
Patrick: first of all, nobody cares about your ice, and secondly, why don't we decide who gets to be elected with a wheel?
(the creatures mumble in agreement)
Patrick: alright then. let me just get that wheel
(patrick pulls out a wheel)
Patrick: ok, so whoever it lands on is the one who gets to be the candidate.
(patrick spins the wheel and it lands on grugg)
Patrick: wait wut 
Rrarrg: rarararrrarg (it landed on grugg?)
Grugg: gruggurgurgurg (wait it landed on me? cool)
Patrick: well i guess we better get grugg ready for tomorrow, luckily i still have a tuxedo and a tie from my old house in bikini bottom.
Grugg: grurgugrugrurgug (wait i didn't agree to this)
Patrick: too late! You’re gonna look fancy for the big politics!
Grugg: grugurgurgrgrug (but i'm not a politician! I was made just a month ago!)
Patrick: well you're gonna be a candidate whether you like it or not.
Grugg: grurururururg (well damn it. Let’s just get this over with)
(grugg tries to put on the tuxedo but it's too small)
Grugg: grugrgugrurgrurg (well shit)
Patrick: looks like I'm gonna have to make one myself then.
(Patrick goes outside and looks for stuff he can make clothing out of)
Patrick: huh. I don’t see any woolly mammoths outside today
(Just then, he hears a mammoth make a loud noise)
Patrick: aha, there you are!
Mammoth: shit, GERALD HE'S ON TO US
Mammoth 2: get over it we’re too slow
Mammoth: NOOOOOOOOO
(cut to patrick with the mammoth wool in the cave)
Patrick: okay i finally got the goods. Now to make this thing…
Rrarrg: rraaarrrg? (do you even know how to sew?)
Patrick: well…. no.
Rrarrg: rrarararg (well dammit)
Patrick: Well I guess I can try…
(Patrick pulls out a saw blade and uses it to cut the wool into clothing)
Grugg: grugugugugug? (where did you even get that?)
Patrick: you don’t wanna know.
Grugg: grg (oh)
(five minutes of sawblading later…)
Patrick: it’s finally done! Try it on, Grugg!
(Patrick puts the tuxedo on Grugg, and it fits this time)
Grugg: ggrruggg! (yay finally. Am i finally ready to be a candidate?)
Patrick: not yet
(patrick slaps a tie on him)
Patrick: now you're ready
Grugg: ggrrugg (finally. again.)
Babba: babababbaa (is that really it?)
Patrick: (thinks for 3 seconds) Yep, that’s absolutely everything. Let’s go, Grugg!
(a text like cloud then waves across the screen saying no)
Patrick: what was that
(the next day)
(the creatures and patrick are watching tv when they hear a knock on the door)
Patrick: i'll get it
(patrick hops off the couch and opens the door)
Patrick: hello?
Guy: hello, do you perhaps have someone here who'd like to be the next mayor of bikini bottom?
Patrick: oh yeah come inside
(they walk inside)
Patrick: here he is (points to grugg) and i'm running too
Guy: i see, come with me.
(grugg and patrick follow the guy)
(cut to the three of them inside a secret room)
Guy: so this is where we have a few questions to ask you before we have you on board. First question: what are your names?
Grugg: grugg
Guy: and you, good sir?
Patrick: um, uh, richard square.
Guy: alright good. Next question: what do you plan on doing as mayor?
Grugg: grugugrgurgr (i plan on giving ice to the people)
Guy: and richard?
Patrick: i plan to bring justice and discipline into this town whether they like it or not
Guy: Next question: what is your political affiliation?
Grugg: grururug (uhh… blue?)
Guy: richard?
Patrick: red since it’s close to my skin color.
Guy: alright. Now for the final question: are you guys ready to debate?
Grugg: ggrruuugg (umm… sure why not)
Patrick: Absolutely ready!
Guy: Alright then, I'll see you two in 3 days.
Patrick: Alright! Let’s go back home, buddy.
Guy: Buddy? What do you mean buddy? You two will be debating soon.
Patrick: shut up
(cut to them back at the cave)
Patrick: What are we gonna do? I wasn’t prepared to debate with someone so close to me!
Grugg: ggrruuggg (yeah, you literally helped create me)
Patrick: we need to think of a good plan. I ran out of those earlier when trying to figure out how to get the fridge working again.
(cut to patrick a few days ago near the fridge)
Patrick: how the fuck can i fix this.
(he has an idea)
Patrick: i know!
(patrick explodes the fridge)
Grugg: GRUUUUGG? (WHAT THE FUCK)
Patrick: don’t worry, I got the milk now. Aw man it’s spoiled!
(Grugg groans in frustration)
(cut back to the present)
Grugg: grrruuugggg… (Fine, I’ll think of something this time)
Grr: grrgrgrgr (why don’t you fake everything so one of you wins and not the other?)
Patrick: That’s actually a good idea. But who should win?
Grugg: gruuugggg (I wanna win. I like winning)
Patrick: Then it’s settled. I lose on purpose so Grugg can be mayor of Bikini Bottom.
Babba: babbabababab (I see absolutely no way this can go wrong)
Patrick: Hey don’t jinx it!
(Three days later…)
Patrick: Time really flew by fast huh?
Grugg: ggrrugugugug (yeah.)
Patrick: Time to… “debate”.
(The guy knocks again, and Patrick answers)
Guy: Ready?
Grugg: grugguggugu (sure why not)
Patrick: yes
Guy: Let's go then.
(Cut to Patrick and Grugg being escorted to a government car, and are driven all the way to the debate stage in front of the krusty krab. When they arrive, they get out of the car)
Driver: okay we're here
Patrick: Let's do this.
(The two of them walk onto the stage, and each of them arrive at their podiums)
Debate Moderator: Welcome everyone to the mayoral debate! Rules are simple: don't be stupid. Our two candidates are… Grugg… and Richard Square!
Grugg: grugur (hi!)
Debate Moderator: We’re gonna ask some questions and the candidates will give their best answers. First question: what do you plan on improving for Bikini Bottom as mayor?
Grugg: grugurgurgrurgrrugrgrugugrggrug (i plan on bring justice, discipline and equality to bikini bottom.)
Patrick: uh, free krabby patties?
(insert people mumbling)
Debate Moderator: Interesting choices from both candidates. Next question: what will you do to help combat climate change?
Grugg: grgrgurgrgrug (make the world more eco friendly. I hate straws)
Patrick: refrigerators
(people are mumbling even more)
Debate Moderator: Alrighty, I guess… I don’t get paid enough for this job… Third question: Everyone’s been debating about this lately, and I want your responses. Should Rock Bottomites be allowed in Bikini Bottom?
Grugg: grrgugugugrgugrugrugrug (I don’t see why not)
Patrick: yes
(people are mumbling again)
Debate Moderator: Looks like we have an agreement for once. Okay, fourth question: What will you do to help our economy stay afloat?
Grugg: grguurgurgurgurgrugrug (stocks)
Patrick: What’s an eek on me?
(people are aggresively mumbling)
Richard Square: hey wait a minute, that guy isn't Richard square! I am!
Fred: That guy is A FRAUD?
Harold: get him!
Patrick: uh oh
(the people chase him out of town)
Grugg: grugurg? (what now?)
Debate Moderator: i guess you're mayor now or something i don't know
Grugg: gurg (cool)
(Meanwhile back in the mountains…)
Patrick: Ugh, great. Now people know who Richard Square is. Me.
Rrarrg: rrarrarararg (did it go well?)
Patrick: Well Grugg is mayor of Bikini Bottom now.
Babba: babababababaaababa (will he come and visit us sometimes)
Patrick: probably not
(episode ends)
== Trivia ==
* This is the longest episode title so far with 30 characters including spaces.
* This episode has the most amount of lines grugg has ever had in an episode.
* On the other end this is the least amount of lines rrarrg, grr and babba have in an episode.
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