THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS (teaser)/Transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Intro ===
(The pilot starts of with a background of red curtains. A beta version of the TADC theme is playing, which sounds very similar to the final version, with the exception of being lower-pitch. Caine starts speaking off-screen, and then eventually flies up into view.)
Caine: Welcome, to The Amazing Digital Circus! Are you ready to see something incredible?
(The music begins faltering and peters out. A calmer version of the TADC theme then starts playing.)
Caine: Well too bad! You're going to see it anyways! In today's show, we've got quite the performance!
(Caine snaps his fingers. The curtains then open, revealing a view of The Tent.)
Caine: Whoops! Wrong thingamagigama!
(Caine snaps his fingers again, closing and reopening the curtains and changing the background to an upper view of The Tent.)
(Caine snaps his fingers several more times, reopening the curtains to The Hallway, to Windows 9x's 3D Pipes screensaver, to The Cellar, and then The Hallway once again.)
=== The Stage ===
(Caine snaps his fingers again, but nothing happens. Afterwards, Kaufmo's abstracted legs starts peeking outside the door. Caine snaps his fingers 3 more times and the 3rd attempt the background changes to The Stage with Pomni on it. Pomni seemed to be holding a now gone sandwich that she was about to take a bite out of.)
Pomni: Wait, wha-
(The music starts again, the camera zooms in, and Caine starts holding Pomni, who visibly looks uncomfortable.)
Caine: Now, ladies and gentleman, (Caine flies closer to Pomni) Pomni here is gonna perform something you've never seen before!
(Caine spawns a target and pins Pomni to it, and the music stops after. Caine spawns 4 knives in his right hand, and Caine snatches one of them to his left hand afterwards.)
Pomni: WHAA?! WAIT A SECOND!! (Caine prepares to throw the knife)
=== "Please stand by" ===
(The screen shortly cuts to a colour bar screen with a beep, before cutting to a playful "Please stand by" screen, with many 2D character designs and shapes on it. Pomni starts screaming and crying.)
Pomni: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caine: (at the same time) Don't worry, my dear! You won't even die horribly!
(The "Please stand by" screen disappears, and it cuts back to the stage. Pomni, who visibly looks traumatized and is shaking, has 4 knives stabbed into various areas of her body. Both the characters stand there for a moment before Caine speaks.)
Caine: Wellllllllll, I think we've both had something from that experience.
(At the same time, Pomni looks at the camera, then to Caine, then back to the camera, then finally, the floor.)
The End
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