Scrat

Scrat is a cancerous squirrel, known to many as the squirrel who got high on acorns and never ceased his addiction. Of course, if you are a sciency-nerdface, you know that Scrat is a "Saber-Toothed Squirrel," but this is UnAnything! We don't care about science! 1/2 of his soul is currently owned by Dora the Explorer, and the other 1/2 is in possession of Caillou.
He has been known to split the UnWorld in half on many occasions with the power of acorns.
== Why Do Dora and Caillou Own His Soul? ==
The reason for this is due to an agreement between them over acorns and soul ownership. Scrat split his soul into two pieces using the power of Horcruxes and gave one Horcrux to Dora and one to Caillou. However, shortly after the transaction was finalized, it turned out that Dora and Caillou didn't have the power to grant him infinite acorns and were just crossing their fingers. Anyways, because he used Horcruxes to split his soul, he must have murdered Somebody. Enough of that! Let's give your short attention span something else to nibble on...
==Family Life==
Scrat's family life is very unstable, and it isn't that great either. Scrat was born the second eldest of 14 children: (Youngest to oldest) Jim, Tim, Tammy, Kimberly, Poppy, Lodestone, Toot, Barfbutt, Ginny, Vine, Lint, Polly, (Scrat), and Christopher. Their mom and dad both died giving birth to Jim. Don't question it. He did get along with them all at first, but at the age of 19, he found it. The holy grail of drugs. The acorn! With this, he got high on acorns and started hoarding all of them whenever his siblings found out he was buying them with their Birthday Money. But, tragedy struck 12 years later. He ran out of UnDollars. So, he murdered all of his siblings except for Jim, Tim, and Tammy to collect life insurance money to buy more acorns! However, Lint got away and escaped to Germany, never to be seen again.