"It's Over, Paul Tibbitt! I Have The High Ground!"

Why Paul Tibbitt Really Left The SpongeBob Staff...
From their cables, Paul Tibbitt and Stephen Hillenberg both spot something that causes them to stop fighting. The lava river ahead drops off in a tremendous lava fall.
SNAPPING AND METAL GROANS are heard as the main part of the collector starts to break away and move toward the lava fall. Stephen looks around and sees a small floating platform making its way toward the tower. 
Stephen does a double hack-flip and lands squarely on the floating platform. He immediately leans to one side and moves away from the tower. 
Paul Tibbitt realizes he is doomed as the entire tower heads for the falls. In the distance he sees some CONSTRUCTION DROIDS. He swings back to the tower, climbs up and makes a running leap and miraculously lands on A WORKER DROID. The DROID is confused and chatters to his CO-WORKER. The giant collector goes over the lava flow and disappears in the mist of sparks below. 
Stephen Hillenburg heads for the bank of the lava river, but Paul's DROID is faster. He catches up with his old Master. 
Stephen Hillenburg and Paul Tibbitt continue the swordfight. They battle away, balancing on the tiny platform and puzzled DROID. Paul, standing on the Droid, approaches Stephen on the work platform. 
Stephen Hillenburg: I have failed you, Paul Tibbitt. I was never able to teach you to write the SpongeBob characters. 
Paul Tibbitt and Stephen Hillenburg confront each other on the lava river. 
Paul Tibbitt: I should have known the old writers were plotting to take over . . . 
Stephen Hillenburg: From the newer ones!!! Paul , some of your new writers are evil. 
Paul Tibbitt: From your point of view! From my point of view, the old writers are evil. 
Stephen Hillenburg: Well, then you are lost!
 Paul Tibbitt: This is the end for you, My Master. I wish it were otherwise. 
Paul Tibbitt jumps and flips onto Stephen's platform. The fighting continues again until Stephen Hillenburg jumps toward the safety of the black sandy edge of the lava river. He yells at Paul Tibbitt. 
Stephen Hillenburg: It's over, Paul Tibbitt. I have the high ground.
 Paul Tibbitt: You underestimate my power! 
Stephen Hillenburg: Don't try it. 
Paul Tibbitt follows, and Stephen Hillenburg cuts his young apprentice at the knees, then cuts off his left arm in the blink of an eye. Paul tumbles down the embankment and rolls to a stop near the edge of the lava. 
Paul Tibbitt struggles to pull himself up the embankment with his mechanical hand. His thin leather glove has been burned off. He keeps sliding down in the black sand. 
Stephen Hillenburg: (continuing) . . . You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, keep the show classic, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the show, not leave it in Darkness. 
Stephen Hillenburg picks Paul Tibbitt's light saber and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back. 
Paul Tibbitt: I hate you! 
Stephen Hillenburg: You were my brother, Paul Tibbitt. I loved you. 
Paul Tibbitt's clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly Paul Tibbitt bursts into flames and starts SCREAMING. 
215 INT. MUSTAFAR-VOLCANO EDGE-DAY 
Stephen looks in horror as Paul becomes engulfed in flames. Stephen Hillenburg can't watch him as he struggles to climb the embankment, covered in flames. 
He runs back to Nickelodeon as Paul Tibbitt drops, smoldering, near the top of the lava pit.
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