Tom and Jerry meet the Silver Surfer and the Guardians of the Galaxy

Tom and Jerry meet the Silver Surfer and the Guardians of the Galaxy
== Plot ==
== Characters ==
* Alicia Masters, a blind artist who can see through mild empathy and telepathy. Feisty, benevolent, loyal, jolly, sarcastic, and wise. An African-American. Capable with martial arts.
* Captain Mar-Vel, a member from the Kree-Army's Science-Division. Benevolent, valiant, wise, jolly, honorable, jolly, and loyal. 
* Captain Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel: A US Air Force pilot who gained flight, super-strength, energy-projection, and energy-redirection thanks to Mar-Vel. Mar-Vel's girlfriend. 
* Ego, an ancient Celestial brain within a planet who is Quill's father. H possesses vast psionic abilities, and can project blasts powerful enough to destroy other worlds. He also has total control over its entire mass down to the molecular level;he often shapes its surface into the appearance of a gigantic face to address powerful beings, and can also shape its terrain to suit the circumstances. He is able to use its own substance to extrude tentacles, organic sensors, plant-like growth, and to create humanoid vessels for its consciousness. He can shape its surface to appear as a dead inhospitable world, or into an idyllic, lush green paradise to lure unwary space travelers to its surface, whom he promptly consumes. Ego possesses various internal features analogous to a living organism, such as gigantic tunnels that have been compared to arteries, and a gigantic brain inside the core.. It can heat up its internal temperature to destroy beings inside it. Ego possesses both digestive organs, which it uses when absorbing living beings, and an immune system with which to create powerful antibodies to destroy beings which resist absorption.
* The Kree-Supremo, the leader to the Kree-Empir. ....... composed of the brains of the greatest Kree minds (namely the Kree's polictians, military-officers, philosophers, scientists, and so on), removed upon their deaths and assimilated by the computer, adding their knowledge to it. Coldly logical, arrogant, serious and firm. Capable of telepathy, telekinesis, precognition, and postcognition. 
* General Ko-Val, a leading member to the Kree-Army. An iron-fisted follower to the Kree-Supremo.
* Major Yo-Zop, Ko-Val's second-in-command. 
* Captain Po-Wep, Ko-Val's third-in-command.
* Lieutenant Quo-Wer, Kor-Val's fourth-in-command
* Sergeant Qok-Cruck, a Kree-sergeant. 
* Admiral Pezoquo, leader to the Skrull-Armada. An iron-fisted rogue.
* Commander Zoep, Pezoquo's second-in-command.
* Lieutenant-Commander Quiq, Pezoquo's third-in-command.
* Lieutenant Yopzo, Pezoquo's fourth-in-command. 
== Cast ==
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* Nolan North as Peter Quill/Star Lord
* Sumalee Montalee as Gamora
* Scott McNeil as Rocket Raccoon
* Frank Welker as Baby Groot
* Tifanie Chirstun as Quaser
* Travis Willingham as Draks
* Hynden Welch as Mantis
* Derek Stephen Prince as Adam Warlock
* Gina Torres as Nebula
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* Rick D. Wasserman as Captain Mar-Vel
* Tara Strong as Captain Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel
* Kevin Michael Richardson as Galactus
* Dan Green as Norrin Radd/The Silver Surfer
* Amy Birnhaum as Shalla Bal/The Silver Surferess
* Cree Summers as Alicia Masters
* Wes Studdi as Sakar
* Brendan Gleeson as Ego
* Michael Ironside as General Ko-Val
* Grey Griffin as Major Yo-Zop
* J. B. Blanc as Captain Po-Wep
* Sumalee Montalee as Lieutenant Quo-Wer
* John DiMaggio as Sergeant Qok-Cruck
* Lance Hendriksen as Admiral Pezoquo
* Rachel Lillis as Commander Zoep
* Clancy Brown as Lieutenant-Commander Quip
* Steven Blum as Lieutenant Yopzo
== Quotes ==
* Black Widow: Who be you?
Groot: I am Groot.
Black Widow: Hi. I'm Natasha. They call me Black Widow.
Groot: I am Groot.
Black Widow: Yes. You said.... Oh.
Groot: I am Groot.
Black Widow: Oh. How you talk. Nice to see you, sweety. 
* Nebula: [sneering] Look at you, a Gardener of the Galaxy! 
Gamora: It's Guardian! Far from garderner. G-U-A-R-D-I-A-N.
Jerry: And you call her the idiot. Your brain is small. 
* Black Widow: Captain Carol Danvers from the US Air Force. Hello.
Captain MArvel: Hello, Lieutenant Rommy.
* Black Widow: Rocket. You rogue.
* Rocket Raccoon: Who the heck be you?
Ego: I'm Ego. I'm Peter's dad.
(silence)
Jerry: You gotta be kidding me.
* Ego: I am a Celestial.
The Silver Surfer: Oh, boy.
Star-Lord: Why the worry? What's wrong with Celestials?
Gamora: Nothing but trouble. Warmongering conquerors. 
Quaser: I thought they died out.
Ego: Barely. 
* Captain Mar-Vel: Celestials can be far from trustworthy. Did you hear how they forged the mutants on Earth to use as puppets for conquest?
Captain Marvel He's right. And it led to wars.
Star-Lord: But my dad looks fine.
Miss Marvel: Appearances deceive. I thought you learned so long before about the Infinity Stones. Hmmmm. Appearances deceive.  
THe Silver Surfer: Celestials are far from trustworthy. They're liars and murderers, and always would be. Getting involved with them would lead to more trouble. 
* Kraglin: What are you gonna do with your share? 
Nebula: As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Everytime, my sister prevailed. My father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be "her equal." But she won. Again, and again, and again, never once refraining. So, after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death, I will hunt my father like a dog and I will tear him apart, slowly. Piece by piece until he knows some sort of resemblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day! 
Kraglin: Yeah... I was talking about like a pretty necklace, or a nice hat, you know. Something to make the other girls go "ooh, that's nice." Oh. Here. 
(he gives Nebula a tricorne) 
Nebula: Hmmm. Thanks. 
(she puts it on and checks her reflection) 
* Ego: Death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet. 
Star Lord: I'm immortal? 
Ego: Mmhmm. 
Peter Quill: Really? 
Ego: Yes. As long as the light lasts!
* Nebula: [to Gamora] You're the one who wanted to win, but I just wanted a sister. You were all I had, but you just needed to win. Thanos tore my eye from my head and my arm from my body... because of you!  YOU!
Mantis: You lie to yourself. You were to blame. You lacked Gamora's humility.
* Yondu: You act tough. But I know why.
Rocket Raccoon: Shut up. You hardly know me.
Yondu: Yes, I do. I know some crooked scientists turned you to this and abused you to get some wealth from the Kree.
Rocket Raccoon: Okay. I admit it. Laugh.
Yondu: Why>
Rocket Raccoon: You're perfect.
Yondu: Wrong. I'm far from it. My dad sold me to Kree for money. And I messed up by trusting Ego.
Rocket Raccoon: Ego? 
Yondu: You know him? Oh, no. You shoulda kept away from him. He's far from which he seems. He's a monster. 
* Ego: Our race is nearly ending. To ensure our race's survival, sacrifices needed to be made.
* Ego: [Referencing Meredith Quill] I visited your mother three times. Colonel Fury was questioning her about me. He woulda tortured the knowledge. I knew if I visited a fourth, I would not leave... and also, he woulda destroyed the only chance to preserve my kind.. As much as it pained me to do it... to ensure our I put that tumor in her head. 
(Star Lord's eyes widen..... snapping out)
Jerry: Uh-oh. (smirks)
Star-Lord; What?
Ego: Sacrifices must be made.
Star-Lord: You fraud. Alicia, Gamora, Mar-Vel, Carol, Norrin Radd and Shalla Bal warned me, but I chose to trust you. You played me as you did to my mum!!!!!
Ego: I did which needed to be done.
Jerry: Fury wasn't the one who wounded Nebula and Gamora. It was you!
Spider-Man: You framed Fury to turn us on him.
Ego: I did which needed to be... to show Fury's real colors.
Alicia Masters: Ego. This is wrong. You coulda asked for help.
Ego: And they would refuse me just for being a Celestial.
Alicia Masters: Genocide is wrong.
Ego: Ironic from you. Your people did such acts. Fury was living proof.
Colonel Fury: I was wrong to abuse you. I'm sorry.
Ego: You deceive. But you would be.
Star-Lrod; Ironic how the blind could see better. Alicia. You warned me. I shoulda heeded you.
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* General Ko-Val: You die for the Kree-Empire!
Admiral Pezoquo: You die for the Skrull-Empire.
Jerry: Sheesh. Stop your petty vendetta on eachother. There's some Celestial under you.
Admiral Pezoquo: We can handle it. Our way.
General Ko-Val: It would be done. Our way!
Captain Marvel: Seriously, you megalomaniacs.
Captain Mar-Vel: This war is madness. All for a little quarrel. Sheesh. 
* The Silver Surfer: Stop this madness, Ego. You'd end life.
Ego: Zen-Laavians too pacifistic to do the necessary.
* Captain Marvel: Bring it on.
Major Yo-Zop: You're gonna fall for which you did to Uncle Yon-Rogg, human-mutant.
(they sword-fight)
* Star-Lord: I trusted him. He was my dad. I shoulda heeded them. Oh.
* Ego: You betrayed me to Galactus? I spawned you. And this is the thanks I get. You need to grow up.
Spider-Woman: Rich from you. Conquest and destruction. So last millennium.
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* Meredith Quill: Hi.
Star-Lord; Mum!?!
Ego: But how? The tumor...
Uatu: You mean this?
(he reveals a tumor in a glass case)
Uatu: I suspected something afoot. So I got Meredith out and used surgery on her. Easy for us. Hiding her from you was the hard part. I put her in a stasis pod to hide from you. Then Jerry found her.
The Silver Surfer; Good, old Uatu. 
* Yondu: He may have been your father, Quill, but he wasn't your daddy.
* Baby Groot: I am Groot.
Yondu: What's that?
Rocket: He says, "Welcome to the blinking' Guardians of the Galaxy!" Only he didn't use blinking.
Jerry: Duh.
* [while showing Groot how to arm the bomb]
Rocket: All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get outta there. Now whatever you do, don't push THIS button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Uh-huh.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: That's right.
Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.
Rocket: No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.
Groot: Hm. I am Groot.
Rocket: Mm-hmm.
Groot: I am Groot?
Rocket: Uh-huh.
Groot: [pointing to the death button] I am Groot.
Rocket: NO! NO! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, NOOOOOOOOOO!
Jerry: Calm down.
Rocket: Easy for you to say. You're not the one trying to get sense into his head. How long til the Surfer shows up?
* Captain Marvel: Guys. Stop quarreling, please.
(she points to Groot running)
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: A kid with a destructive weapon. Not good.
Alicia Masters: Hmmm. You shoulda controlled your anger. Seriously. And you call me blind.
Rocket Raccoon: Ironic. The blind seem to see better. Man! Why me? Why am I the one who suffers for anger issues? Yondu was right. I'm such a twit.
Black Widow: I'd help.
* Jerry: Wow. Great moves.
Meredith Quill: What? You think coz I lived among hippies I'm weak. I studied martial arts. Kung fu. Savate. Judo. Aikido. Ninjitsu.  Capoeira. Escrima. Hapkido. Mongolian wrestling. And bartitsu. Yep. Yep. Yep> I learned well.
Star Lord: Yep.
* Gamora; Zero phases your mum, Pete.
Rocket Raccoon: Okay!
(he does a creeped look)
Star Lord; My mum. She even took care of some mutants from Chernobyl.
* Meredith Quill: En guarde!
Taserface: OOOOOO. Your mum is bonkers.
Meredith Quill: Said the one who walked onto a living planet. He felt you. You shoulda stopped drinking too much beer or rum or whisky. Damaged your brain cells.
* Meredith Quill: Grooty. Be wary. 
Rocket Raccoon: Boy she's fussy.
* Ego: You turned my son on me!
The Silver Surfer: You did so yourself. 
* Meredith Quill: So he's Galactus. He's big. But not as big as I thought. Nice outfit though. 
* Ego the Living Planet: You are but a simple being! I am an entire world! 
Galactus: Good. Your words are true. But in all of space, I stand alone! I am Galactus, the be-all and end-all of the universe! 
* Ego: Peter! You betrayed our kind.
The Silver Surfer: Wrong, Ego. You betrayed your kind yourself.
* Meredith Quill; We coulda helped his people if he'd asked for it. 
Galactus: Ego was proud. His pride consumed him. There is a chance for Celestials though. 
* Star Lord; I retained my powers?
Galactus: Yes. Stuck in your genes. But your human-cells mean you're mortal as any. You'd live longer... as long as Gamora does.
Star Lord: Good to know. 
Meredith Quill: I felt ...
Uatu: I put some Celestial blood in your blood. A necessary part on the surgery. There were side effects. Your powers. And you'd live longer. Just not forever.
Meredith Quill: Just as long as I live long enough to'd helped my family through and through.
* Gamora: Nebula, I was a little girl, trying to live day by day, not knowing or understanding what that meant to you. There are many other girls out there, like us. You can stay with us, and help them. 
Nebula: I can help them, by killing Thanos. 
Meredith Quill: Just remmebr.... revenge brings more harm. Ego was proof. 
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== Trivia ==
* Derek Stephen Prince voices Adam Warlock with the voice he did for Ken on Digimon 02
* Tifanie Chirstun voices Quaser with the voice she did for Yolei Inhoue on Digimon 02, Sara Goodman on Flint the Time Detective, Riley on Digimon Tamers, and Dorie Dutton on Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2001).
* Brendan Gleeson who voices Ego is known to'd been Alastor Moody on the Harry Potter movies, Knuckles McGinty on Paddington 2, Winston Churchill on Into The Storm, Hamish Campbell on Braveheart, Sheriff Hank Keough on Lake Placid, John C. McCloy on Mission Impossible 2, Menelaus on Troy, General Brigham on Edge of Tomorrow, Joseph Lynch on Assassin's Creed (2016), Father James on Cavalry, Wiglaf on Beowulf (2007), Sergeant Gerry Boyle on The Guard, Pirate with Gout on The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!, Victor Doyle on The Smurfs 2, and Captain Charles Hamilton on The Raven (2012).
* Veronica Taylor voices Meredith Quill with the voice she did for Delia Ketchum on Pokemon, April O'Neil on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), Lyra on Jungle Emperor Leo, Aki Taylor and Dr. Cretacia on Dinosaur King, Princess Tamako and Mamamametchi on Tamagotchi, Setsuna Meioh / Sailor Pluto on the Sailor Moon franchise, and Earthia on Sonic X .
* Michael Ironside who voices General Ko-Val is known to played Ultra Magnus in Transformers Prime, Triceraton-Emperor Zanmoran in the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, Darkseid in Superman: The Animated Series and Justice League (2002) as well as Justice League Unlimited, General Sam Lane on Smallville, Colonel Moss in Wolverine and the X-Men, The Dark Knight Returns version of Batman in The New Batman Adventures, Burrows / Jerry on Tales from the Crypt, Lewis Snart on The Flash (2015), CIA Director on Green Arrow (1997), Ham Tyler on V, Lieutenant-Commander Rick "Jester" Heatherly in Top Gun, Richter in Total Recall, Gen. Katana in Highlander II: The Quickening, Captain Oliver Hudson in seaQuest 2032, and Lieutenant Jean Rasczak in Starship Troopers. 
* Grey Griffin voices Major Yo-Zop with the voice she did for Azula on Avatar: The Legend of Aang, Daphne in Scooby Doo and Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Ming-Hua and Young Lin Beifong on The Legend of Korra, Samantha "Sam" Manson on Danny Phantom, Frankie Foster and Duchess as well as Goo on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Emily Elizabeth on Clifford the Big Red Dog and Clifford's Puppy Days, Brandon Higsby on As Told by Ginger, Gazelle 2 on The Wild Thornberries, Evy O'Connell on The Mummy: The Animated Series, Magpie on Beware the Batman, Vicky and Tootie on Fairly Odd Parents,  Kimiko Tohomiko on Xiaolin Showdown, Shiter and Downpour on Justice League Unlimited, Yumi on Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Amber and Mary Grayson as well as Amanda on The Batman, Betty Brant on The Spectacular Spider-Man and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Black Canary and Fire on Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Ms. Marvel and Volcana on Super Hero Squad, Dreamer and Whisper A'Daire on Young Justice, Jao and Liang on Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Arcee on Transformers Animated and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Aya on Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Tana Nile and Morgan le Fay on Ultimate Spider-Man, Ginger on The Tom and Jerry Show (2014), Wonder Woman on Lego Batman: Be-Leaguered and DC Super Hero Girls as well as JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time, Lois Lane on Lego Batman: Be-Leaguered and Justice League: Doom, Glowstrike on Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015), Cleopatra on The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show, Wasp / Janet Pym on The Ultimate Avengers movies, Impedimenta on Asterix and the Vikings, Aquata and Arista on The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning, Ree'Yu on Green Lantern: Emerald Knights, Barbara Gordon on Batman: Year One, Nora Allen on Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Pepper Potts on Lego Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload, Samantha in Batman vs. Robin, Tina in Justice League: Gods and Monsters, Queen Amidala/Padme in the Star Wars games, Mystique in the X-Men Legends games , and Carmelita Fox in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time.
* Wes Studi who voice Sakarplayed  Opechancanough on The New World (2005),  Geronimo on  Geronimo: An American Legend, Magua on The Last of the Mohicans (1992),  Scarface on Adventures from the Book of Virtues, Toughest Pawnee on Dances With Wolves, Kulakinah on The Lone Ranger (2003), Windlifter on Planes: Fire and Rescue, Kaetenay on Penny Dreadful, and Eytukan on Avatar
* Lance Hendriksen who voices Admiral Pezoquo is known to'd voiced Kerchak on Tarzan (1999) and Tarzan 2 as well as The Legend of Tarzan (2002),, Mobious Quint on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Triceraton-Sergeant Zog on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Lockdown on Transformers; Animated, Lieutenant on The Legend of Korra, Braniac on Superman: Brainiac Attacks, Grim Reaper on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and General Tesler on TRON: Uprising.
* Rachel Lillis voices Commander Zoep with the voice she did for Jessie on Pokemon 
* Steven Blum voices Lieutenant-Commander Quik with the voice he did for the Vulture on Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
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=== Cultural References ===
* Ego's humanoid form looks similar to his counterpart on Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2.
* Ego's planet form looks similar to his counterpart from Hulk: Agents of SMASH
* The fight between Galactus and Ego is similar to the one on To Battle A Living Planet, an episode from The Fantastic Four (1994) 
* When Meredith Quill does some martial arts on some Ravagers, she goes 'Skadoosh', the catchphrase of Po from the Kung Fu Panda franchise.
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