Hamm's Life Story

Note: This story may seem gruesome at first, but it won't once you read the whole thing.
One day, Daniel was hanging out on Ryan's house, watching Angry Birds: The Series on TV. All of a sudden, the screen went fuzzy for a second, and then they saw an anchor from the news station. "We interrupt this program with some braking news!" he said. Ryan sighed. he couldn't think of Anything so important as to interrupt television. "The Pig's Infant Nursery has-" Daniel turned off the TV. "Who cares?" he said aloud, pretending to say it to the news anchor. "Let's do something else." Just then, they heard squeaking in the corner of the room. They turned to see a small baby pig. "Yum!" said Daniel, hopping towards it. The baby pig saw this and tried to run away. But, it was only a month old, so all it could do was scoot, which didn't get it very far, very fast. Daniel had the baby pig cornered. "WHAAAHHH!!!" the baby pig cried. CHOMP! Daniel began to devour it. "Wait!" said Ryan. "Save some for me!" but Daniel had already finished. "Aw, man!" he said. "But look!" said Daniel, pointing to the other corner of the room. There was another baby pig. "Oh," said Ryan. He turned to Daniel. "But, these pigs. They're just babies. Are they any good?" "You bet!" answered Daniel. "Delic!" "Okay, then," said Ryan and cornered the baby pig "WHAAAHHH!!!" it cried. CHOMP! "Yummy!" said Ryan. "I need more of this stuff! I'll be right back!" and hopped out the door. "Oh, now I get it," Daniel thought. "The news report was saying that two baby pigs escaped from the nursery in the Pig Palace! But where's Ryan going?" What Daniel didn't know was that he was right on track to where Ryan was headed. He snuck into the palace, dressed as a pig and found the nursery. He went into it, ripped off his disguise, and chased the baby pigs around. He spotted a tender looking one and cornered it. "WHAAAHHH!!!" the baby pig cried. CHOMP! Soon, all the baby pigs where gone. Then he snuck back out of the palace, and back to the center of the village. In an empty space, he began constructing a small building. Daniel saw this out the window and hopped over. "What're you making?" he asked his brother. "You'll see, smiled Ryan. After he finished painting and decorating the building,* he put the baby pigs in. "Wait, I thought you had been eating them!" Daniel said. "Actually," replied Ryan. "I thought of something better." He put up a big sign that read, "Ryan's Good Piggy Adoption Center". "Wait, but then what was that chomping sound?" Ryan held up a stick of bubble-gum. "Ah," said Daniel, smiling. Then he looked back up at the sign. "Are you sure this is safe?" he asked. "What do you mean?" replied Ryan. Daniel sighed and told him about Dustin.
Who's Dustin? Find out in part 2!