Che Guevara (swan)

Che Guevara (born Cecil) (born 12th June 1981) is an English mute swan revolutionary, insurgent and politician who served as world leader from the 25th November 2019 to the 29th November 2019. He is notable for his leadership of the Swan Republican Army, a paramilitary insurgent organisation of white swans which waged a low-level insurgency against the Black Swan Kingdom, due its discriminatory and violent treatment of white swans. Che Guevara founded the Swan Republican Army in 2014 and was closely involved in the planning and execution of several attacks, including the 2019 Shopping Centre Bombing, which targeted and killed a group of black swan aristocrats in the shopping centre and the 2019 Royal Car Bombing, which injured King Gerraint and killed Queen Araminta.
In around 2018, Che Guevara, who was known as Cecil at the time, changed his name to that of the Cuban communist human revolutionary Che Guevara, as he believed “Cecil” to be a black swan’s name. On the 25th November 2019, Che Guevara became world leader. He served for four days, before resigning on the 29th November 2019. After serving as world leader, Che Guevara served as leader of the Communist Collective, a communist polity firstly based on Utopia and latterly the Communist Planet. Che Guevara served in this position for almost six months, until May 2020, when he was killed by then-world leader Otto the Octopus, due to Che Guevara’s attempts to overthrow Otto the Octopus.
Che Guevara was reconstructed in November 2021 by the government of Jerusalem and has since given up his revolutionary activities and returned to civilian life, being satisfied with the current state of the government and society.