The Fantendo Critic/Time Slower, Slower Time?

Someone over at MZZZZZZ Gaming didn't get the memo of my show's cheerful reviewing nature. Check out teh games I've reviewd so far. Well, Time Slower(Pictured I THINK) is SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO very grimdark it's time for a serious, heartfelt, and mystifying chronicle...
THE FANTENDO CRITIC
COME ON DOWN
==Once Upon a Time, Daddy!...I mean...GRIMDARK STORY TIME==
Some dude named John is an agent of a goverment orginization that can slow down time. Little confused at first, but as I read on, the  truly original plot is very interesting!
5/5
==Gameplay==
Good...nothing n....BIGFOOT?
Don't fit in bro.
3/5
==Characters==
Good descrip....
"MORE TO COME"
IT'S
NOT
COMPLETE?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2/5
==Weapons==
Just a list. Maybe add descriptions?
2/5
==Modes==
Short and not repetitive.
3/5
==THE END!....I MEAN...IN CONCLUSION....==
I could whine about pointless things or I could just stop and be quiet.  Any errors aside, I simply can't not love this masterpiece of an article.
so yeah
DOODOODOODOOO
DUH DUH DUH!
DOODOODOODOOO
5 OUT OF FIFEEEEEEEE DOODOOODOOBYEGUYSDOODOODOODOOO
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