The Gala/Transcript

The following is a script of The Gala. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The episode opens with Pinkie and SpongeBob walking down one of Twilight's castle hallways together.]
Pinkie: and then i was like"YOU WANT NONE OF THE CAKES NOW?!
SpongeBob: Lol pinkie youre always the best comidien i have ever seen
[The two of them run into the mane 5 while walking.]
Pinkie: oh hey girls!
Applejack: howdy guys!
Rainbow: you two going to the gala?
Pinkie: hmm what do you think sponge?
SpongeBob: i think it sound loveily
Fluttershy: wonderful
Applejack: good darlings
Twilight: see you than
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "later that day". The scene changes into SpongeBob crying in a hallway as Rarity approaches him.]
Rarity: Spongebob are you....
[Rarity approches him. SpongeBob uncovers his eyes.]
Rarity: darling you ok?
SpongeBob: no. i cant go to the gala like this you have fun
Rarity: Well lucky for you I'm a fashion desighner follow me
SpongeBob: Oh....ok. thanks rarity
[The next scene has SpongeBob standing on a platform in front of Rarity in her boutique.]
SpongeBob: are you sure about this?
Rarity: 100% Darling
[SpongeBob sports a bowler hat with sideburns.]
Rarity: to manly
[SpongeBob now wears a bunny costume.]
Rarity: too cute
[SpongeBob now is wearing curlers and a dress while holding a swadled clam.]
Rarity: Too parenty
[SpongeBob now wears a slicked back hairdo.]
Rarity: To tough
[SpongeBob now has a rainbow afro typical of a clown.]
Rarity: to funny
[SpongeBob now wears an extremely tall powdered wig.]
Rarity: too england
[SpongeBob now has on an afro with a headband on his head, a graphic t-shirt, and platform shoes.]
Rarity: too rock and roll
[SpongeBob now is covered by pantyhose.]
Rarity: too evil looking
[SpongeBob is now extremely muscular.]
Rarity: too strong
[SpongeBob now has his face covered with grass and has bushy eyebrows.]
Rarity: too grumpy
[SpongeBob's entire face is now shaped differently and he wears a Mermaid Man outfit.]
Rarity: Too werid
[SpongeBob now sports sunglasses and a suit.]
Rarity: too protective
[SpongeBob now wears a maid outfit and carries a glass on a platter.]
Rarity: Too maidy
[SpongeBob now wears an outfit like an astronaut or a scuba diver.]
Rarity: not this one
[SpongeBob's body is practically a brain with eyes and a mouth. Rarity is horrorfied.]
Rarity: Too creepy
[SpongeBob now has a swimsuit with flip flops on.]
Rarity: hmmm getting there...
[SpongeBob wears a greasy wig and a nice tuxedo.]
Rarity: spongebob try this
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "a little while later..". SpongeBob now wears his signature outfit only with longer pants.]
Rarity: Spongebob thats perfect Now you can go to the gala!
SpongeBob: woah thank you so much rarity!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "At the gala....". The mane 5, Discord, and the CMC are dressed up in the background in Canterlot castle ballroom. SpongeBob is in front of them, smiling happily.]
SpongeBob: Wow the gala is so pretty now where is pinkie.....
[He looks off screen.]
SpongeBob: pie......
[A clip from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season 1 Episode 14 plays that has Pinkie getting dressed up in her gala attire.]
Pinkie: Do i look ok
[SpongeBob bows down.]
SpongeBob: oh of course my lady!
[Pinkie smiles happily.]
Pinkie: Aww thank you you're so sweet!
SpongeBob: *squee*
[They start walking off to the viewer's right.]
Pinkie: come on the princesses want to meet you
SpongeBob: Then to the princesses we shall go!
[A black screen pop up that read, "Cadence was hosting her own gala at the empire so she is not here tonight". The scene changes to be Pinkie and SpongeBob in front of Princesses Celestia and Luna.]
Pinkie: Hi princesses!
Luna: Hello pinkie pie
Celestia: is this the friend of yours you are talking about?
Pinkie: why yes it is! Spongebob these are celestia and luna!
Luna: i must say pinkie for somepony we didn't trust he sure is a match for you
Celestia: I agree sister he looks very loyal
Pinkie: I know right?! he is the cutest thing in all of equestria!
[SpongeBob and Pinkie blush.]
SpongeBob: Im not as cute as you!
Pinkie: OH SHUT UP!😊
Celestia: he he of couse pinkie
Luna: back to the gala you two goofballs
[A black sceeen with white text pops up that reads "Back to the gala". The scene returns to the previous one in the middle of the gala. Pinkie is still happy but SpongeBob looks distressed.]
Pinkie: so spongebob ready to boogy?
SpongeBob: i need to be alone
Pinkie: oh....ok...
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "After the dancing..". Pinkie is on the floor upset while the mane 5 are standing near her.]
Twilight: poor pinkie
Rarity: pinkie loves spongebob more than anypony in equestria
[Twilight stands near Pinkie and boldly looks at the mane 4.]
Twilight: I have an idea Fluttershy and rarity stay here apple jack and dash your with me were gonna get spongebob back
Rainbow: thats genius!
Applejack: Great going twi!
Rarity: Okay darling
Fluttershy: were on it!
Pinkie: Your waisting time girls.....
[A black screen with yellow text pops up that reads, Twilight,Rainbow dash,and applejack went to look for spongebob just now". The scene shows the three of them running out of Canterlot castle.]
Twilight: alright here is the plan i check the everfree forest
Rainbow: i check cloudsdale
Applejack: And I check ponyville!
[A black screen with yellow text pops up that reads, "Each of them looked but twilight found spongebob first". The scene transitions into Twilight looking towards SpongeBob near the entrance to the Everfree Forest.]
Twilight: spongebob?
SpongeBob: why are you here you're suppose to be at the gala
[The scene changes into a sideways angle.]
Twilight: but pinkie pie needs you
SpongeBob: as if without me
Twilight: spongebob she cant live without you!
SpongeBob: well she will need somepony else
Twilight: spongebob....
SpongeBob: well maybe she outta come get me
[Twilight holds up images of SpongeBob and Pinkie pie being close.]
Twilight: look at these what are they
SpongeBob: they're memories with pinkie...
[Images from previous videos flash by.]
SpongeBob: i probaly shouldnt left her there..
Twilight: than lets go before its too late
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "OH NO WHAT ABOUT PINKIE!?". The scene changes tho Rainbow consoling a crying Pinkie while the others look down sadly.]
Pinkie: Does spongebob still like me what if he went home?!
Rainbow: pinkie he truly likes you he would never leave you!
[SpongeBob and Twilight appear in the ballroom. The mane 4 look happy while Pinkie appears shocked.]
Twilight: look who i found in the everfree forest...
Pinkie: spongebob?
Rainbow: aw yeah!
Fluttershy: you did it twilight!
Rarity: YAAAAAAAY!
Applejack: well how about that!
[SpongeBob stands next to Pinkie. The mane 6 look confused.]
SpongeBob: before you ask any questions I have an anoucement to make!
Rarity: dont look at me.
SpongeBob: Pinkie is the most special thing im most thankful for and pinkie cause you are so special to me i have something for you
[SpongeBob starts to cry. Pinkie blushes.]
Pinkie: Aww Spongeb.....
[SpongeBob pulls Pinkie close and kisses her. The mane 6 are all shocked.]
Pinkie: !
SpongeBob: [in his head] I'm so proud of myself
Pinkie: [in her head] What's going on?!
Applejack: oh nelly!
Rarity: What in the history of Equestria!
Twilight: But....pinkie...and...he....SCREW PHISICS
Fluttershy: oh...my..
Rainbow: oh look daysavoo 
[A clip from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 5 Episode 7 plays that has ponies at the gala gasp in shock. The next scene is a closeup of the mane 5, all extremely shocked.]
Twilight: I cant believe what just happened!
Applejack: Am I still asleep or did spongebob just kissed pinkie on the lips?!
Rarity: oh your awake darling!
Fluttershy: i guess we are looking at a couple in the future episodes
Rainbow: kill me
[The scene changes to be a closeup of SpongeBob and Pinkie, still kissing. Rainbow's shocked face can be seen in the upper left corner.]
Pinkie: [in her head] Woah he is pretty good...
[The scene returns to the mane 6 and SpongeBob. Instead of being shocked, Pinkie kisses SpongeBob back. Yellow and pink lights in the shape of hearts surround the couple.]
Twilight: sweet mother of celestia!
Applejack: this unbelieveable!
Rarity: A pony likes a sponge a bit too much
Fluttershy: Well pinkie looks like she's enjoying it...
Rainbow: I need a hammer and somepony to use it on me
[They stop kissing. Everyone is smiling. Pinkie and SpongeBob look at each other while blushing.]
SpongeBob: Becha didnt see that one coming
Pinkie: Nope!
Applejack: well I guess pinkie found her match
Rarity: AWW THATS SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE! PINCH ME!
Twilight: I hate to say it but I think we're gonna have to get used to this
Rainbow: I ship it
Fluttershy: thats so sweet
SpongeBob: I love you pinkie
Pinkie: Love you too spongebob
[Pinkie kisses SpongeBob's cheek and a heart formed with yellow light surrounds them. The mane 5 disappear and Celestia appears.]
Celestia: I knew your times would come
[The credits roll. In the credits, a small wintertime scene of Pinkie and SpongeBob is shown that later takes over the whole screen. After a few seconds, the episode ends with a black screen with a picture of SpongeBob kissing Pinkie's cheek. White text is also on the screen that reads, "I have no regrets", "Bye", "for now...".]