You Don't Know What You're Doin'! (transcript)

(A lion is conducting a song)
Singers: ♪ Oh you don't know what you're doing, or anything that you're doing, or you wouldn't be doing what you're doing to me! ♪
(The lion's pants fall off and a small dog slaps his butt, and the lion pulls his pants back up)
Singers ♪ Oh you don't know what you're saying, when you say that you are playing, Well, you weren't just sayin' you were playing with me!
You never treat me right, oh, every night on my door
You don't even know
No wonder I'm flying flying
You're driving me to ruin or you don't know what you're doing!, or you wouldn't be doing what you're doing to me! ♪
(Piggy rides on his motorcycle to his girlfriend Fluffy's house)
Piggy: Make it snappy, Fluffy!
Fluffy: Okay baby!
(Fluffy gets into motorcycle and they get to the theater)
(Guard Dog Laughs)
(Piggy, Fluffy and the motorcycle go underneath him)
(The motorcycle shoots dust at him from the exhaust pipe)
Guard Dog: Mammy!
(Everyone applauds)
(Piggy and Fluffy enter the theater while the conductor is still playing the title song)
(Piggy points at a fat hippo)
(Piggy Laughs, pulls up hippos bib and hits the hippo on the neck)
Hippo: [indistinct]
(song finishes, bird continues playing but conductor hits him)
(Piggy blows raspberry)
Piggy: You don't know what you're doin'!
(Horse blows his horn)
(Piggy comes and blows his horn)
Dogs: Yea yea yea yea yea.
(The dogs laugh)
Dog 2:: Aw, you don't know what you're doin'. Does he boys?
Dogs: No!
Dogs: ♪ Oh you don't know what you're doing, that foghorn that you blew in, makes such a big noise it's drivin' us insane ♪
Piggy: Huh? What's that, what's that?
Dogs: ♪ Oh it isn't even funny, give us something for our money. But the only thing you give us is a pain ♪
Dog 3: ♪ A great big pain ♪
Piggy: You're all just jealous!
Dog 3: Jealous?
Piggy: Jealous!
Dog 3: Jealous?
Piggy: ♪ Of me ♪
(The Dogs laugh)
Piggy: ♪ You're all on a spree ♪
(The Dogs laugh)
Piggy: ♪ It's gone to your head ♪
Dog 2: Aw, go sit on a tack.
Dogs: If you knew what we were thinking-
Piggy: Pipe down, you all've been drinking!
(Dog 3 snaps)
Dog 3: Says you! (blows raspberry)
Piggy: Says me! (blows raspberry)
Dog 3: Says who? (blows raspberry)
Piggy: Says me! (blows raspberry)
Dogs: ♪ Oh, you don't know what you're do-do-doing at all! ♪
(The audience applauds and Dog 2 falls onto a drum that bounces him on the stage)
(Piggy laughs)
(Dog 2 pulls out a beer and drinks it, followed by him burping in Piggy's face, making Piggy drunk)
(Piggy laughs)
(Piggy steals the beer and he and Dog 2 go outside. Dog 2 becomes stuck to a lamp while Piggy makes his car drunk. The car breathes fire and starts running, piggy hops into the car, and he rides it. Piggy is thrown off the car and chases after it. Meanwhile, the dog sees a sewer drain turn into a monster, he grabs a street lamp which launches him into a truck with piggy. The truck dumps piggy and the dog into a trash can, out of which they come)
Piggy and Dog 2: Whoopee!
 
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