EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Zigath VS Kita

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
KITA!
VS
ZIGATH!
BEGIN!
==Kita's First Turn==
"QUIET"!
"IT'S MY TURN TO RAP"!
"Lets see, you're an alien".
"Well let me beat your ass so bad, you'll become a vegetarian.
"I'll enslave you and make you destroy your home planet".
"Lets see you come back from the thing I tossed you in, it's called a canyon".
"You can try to rap against me all you want, it'll be for naut".
"I'll wrap you and your spaceship up in a knot".
==Zigath's First Turn==
<Zigath begins rapping in alien language>
<Kita slowely backs away>
<Zigath walks away and comes back with a ray gun>
"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER"!
"Guess what, I can speak"!
'I should thank that echidna, but that's for another time".
"Right now, I have a fox to out-rhyme".
"Your a fox and your raps stink like pee".
"You must be really bad if you're losing to me".
==Kita's Second Turn==
"I SAID QUIET MOTHERFUCKER"!
"It's my turn again, I'll go get the hoses".
"Bitch I'll split your ass in half, call me Moses".
"I'm 1 of a kind, you're replacable".
"I'll out-rap you anyday, it's not debatable"!
"They call me deadly, they call you a joke".
"I'll beat your ass yellow, talk about egg yolk".
"Ah, what's wrong"? "You getting pissed"?
"Well come over here and I'll give you a kiss"!
==Zigath's Second Turn==
"Ok then, enough of your shit"!
"If I get one wish, let it be this".
"For me to beat your ass and mount your head on a pike".
"So I can pull your eyes out while pedaling on a bike".
"Me kiss you"? "Not even in your dreams".
"I'd rather take a trip to Freddy Kregur's field of screams".
"Maybe if you asked nicely, I would consider it".
"But right now, it's NO BITCH"!
"I heard before this that you like kissin".
"Well tell me Kita, do you have your parent's permission"?
<Kita shrugs>
"Oh well, who cares"?
"There's your logic, summarized in 1 line".
"I would kiss you but your fur isn't fine".
"You got McDonald's hairline and LeBron's forehead".
"You can be my sidekick as I paint the town red".
==Kita's Third Turn==
'HOW DARE YOU"!
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE"!
"I 'm a fox, and I'll out-fox you".
"I'll beat your ass untill you turn blue".
"I got 1 punch, 2 punch, 3 punch, 4".
"Put them together, and you'll be slammed through that door".
"Step up 1 more time and try to rhyme".
"So I can laugh at your feeble mind".
==Zigath's Third Turn==
"You still haven't learned"?
"Well try this on for size".
" I > U"!
"So get your ass back to school".
"And if you didn't like it, then screw you".
"I'm the one of a kind alien killer, you're a household pet".
"My rhymes will blast you to pieces". "Call me Boba Fett".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights