Pedobear (episode)

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Pedobear is the fifth episode of the first season of animeme. It was released on September 25, 2012.
==Memes==
*Imma Cat
Teen Girl: IT'S NOT JUST A CONDO!
I'm a cat, mom, just accept it
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*Really Hungry Kid
You know how they say, like, God's inside you?
I hope he likes raspberry newtons, cause that's what he's gonna get
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*Almost Politically Correct Redneck
I respect other people's religion
Even if they are wrong....and burnin' like heck
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*Sudden Clarity Clarence
(gasps) A quesadilla
is just Chris Gifford’s grilled cheese
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*Pick up line Panda
Roses are red, violets are blue
(burps) I love poetry, it’s good for you
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*Annoying Facebook Girl
A kid male is working on his car, when suddenly, Annoying Facebook Girl pops up froms a bush, takes a picture or him, alerting him, and she goes back into the bush
I am so in love
No one could ever replace what I feel for him
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*Anti-Joke Chicken
Why can't Amy Winehouse drive?
Because she's dead kids, DEAD, DEAD, DEEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!
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*Rage Comics
(A kid is rolling a spoll of duct tape after being happy. He rolls it for a while humming confused, still not finding the start of it and slowly gets more and more frustrated.)
WHERE'S THE BEGINNING OF THIS PIECE OF TAPE?!
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*Successful Black Child
I never knew my father
had such diversified portfolio
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*Paranoid Parrot
Make eye contact with a black person
Everyone thinks i'm no good
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*Scandalous Snoopy
Your imaginary friend is meeting at the daycare today?
Gonna have to hump the living hamper out of his leg. Yeeeeehahahah!
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*Pedobear
A little boy and girl are riding on a rollercoaster. Suddenly, pedobear rises from the back seat
Disembodied voice: ARE YA READY KIDS?!
Music plays as the camera back outs. When the ride ends, Pedobear jumps out of the cart and runs away, wearing the boy's cap while Forever Alone comes up in a cart behind them, with no one else, of course.
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*The Most Interesting Man
I don't always carry all the groceries in one trip
But when I do, I feel like Hercules
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*Clippy
Clippy: Hey, Grammy! You spell your name wrong (sighs in frustration.)
* Grandma finds the Internet
Grandma: This really is amazing
A talking paperclip
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*Overly Attached Girlfriend
I had a dream where we played happily and I brought your family to life
Lol (lots of love)
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