Jerma985

Jerma "The Worma" 985 is a Twitch streamer with alleged ties to John Gotti. He was arrested on several accounts of attempted murder, battery on a police officer, urination on a pre-school, eating fecal in front of children, playing amoung us, and actually killing Abraham Lincoln. He is serving 89 life sentences with no chance of parole.
== Influence on Is It Gaming ==
Jerma has influenced Is It Gaming in several ways, from the hosts paying tribute to his ingenious methods of streaming to plagiarizing his 1993 video Grab That Auto 5 word-for-word and uploading it to the channel. Jerma has come out saying "I wish these fuckers would stop ripping off my videos and try something original." 
== Meeting Jerma ==
I saw Jerma at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
== Notable Quotes ==
* "Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, The series where I play Minecraft! This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... (*sips beverage) ah, that's some good cider"
* "No, chat, I will not hit that 'yoinky sploinky'"
* "I am not naked"
* "I actually killed Abraham Lincoln. Stop crying, he didn't even know you existed."
* "Drink (*spills beverage on keyboard)."
* "Great, now I'm gonna shit myself."
* "You and I could rule the city, Spider-Man! Or we could just fight to the death!"
== Gallery ==
File:Youngjerma.jpg|Jerma in his early YouTube days
File:Jermafade.jpg|Jerma with the fade
File:Jerma2.jpg|Jerma pictured with Joshua Tomar (left) and Chris O'Neill (right)
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