A Matter of Teachers

In this one, the two co-hosts show a sneak preview of the new show Summer Camp Island
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: I hope you enjoyed our very own Mr. Foot's one-man pie fight, folks! Now it's time for another fanschmabulous episode of...
Henry & June: ...Action League Now!
Narrator: Dateline: Arctic Park, where we find Stinky Diver communing with nature.
Harry? July? You're missing Action league now. Don't you like it anymore?
July: Sure, we love it.
Larry: Hi, what’s your name?
Charlotte Lawrence: I’m Charlotte Lawrence, the singer 
Wow! How'd you get to be so good?
Charlotte Lawrence: Oh, just experience I suppose. Like a bird says, while running
Larry: You mean "Meep-meep?"
Charlotte Lawrence: No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. 
Fred Stockdale: You folks ready to begin?
Louie the chameleon: question. In the first short, when she finds a leaf. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a twig or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Larry: Uh, well, uh...
Zoey: I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a cartoon show?
Louie the chameleon: I withdraw my question. (eats a chocolate bar)
Tod: Ah, excuse me Mr. Cooper. On the Offbeats CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the key? 
Larry: What are you talking about? 
Charlotte Lawrence: You're a lifesaver, Larry 
The Mayor: Your attention, please. 
Fan 1: Uh, in episode... 
The Mayor: Your attention, please!
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Don’t wake your Granny, There’s more Kablammy. still to come.., Prometheus & Bob, what a wonderful day. And when we come back more action league now! Right here on “KaBlam!”
Sapphire: Are you prepared to sing, sunshine?
Betty anne bongo: No, I am not. 
Zeke: (voiced by Larry) Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut! You'll stick to the script as its written. You're supposed to say "Please, sing my song. I don't deserve to live."
Betty anne bongo: (yelling voice) NEVER! (Feels calm) I know we can make them laugh and cry until we grow old together. 
Zeke: (impressed) ...and cut! 
(Her friends clap. Then slowly everyone else begins to clap.)
David and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day 
Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high 
Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends 
Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down 
Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright 
Now it's time to say goodnight
Jimmy McGee: And now, It's...the Evening!
David and Bev: The sun has set 
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark, 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Betty anne bongo: We sit by the window pane, 
Look, it's twilight again 
Our toy-room is a mess 
Puzzles and pieces of chess
We put our toys to sleep Now the toy- box is neat 
Bye bye, Pete the dog 
Bye Bye,Hop the frog 
Tomorrow we shall meet
David, Bev and Betty anne bongo: The sun has set 
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Bev: Time to wash our hands and eat 
David: Suppertime is such a treat 
David and Bev: Splashing in the bath is so much fun 
It means the day is almost done
David: Our pajamas go over our head 
Bev: We brush our teeth before going to bed 
David and Bev: We take a look In our favorite book 
Goodnight to all our friends
Betty anne bongo: The sun has set
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
David, Bev and Betty anne bongo: To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuuu ducks 
To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuu ducks 
Soon it will be dark
At this very moment the celebration ceremony being held in the community hall.
As the island's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to everybody who solved 6,000 Mii Problems 
We're just delighted that you chose not to stop at 5,000!
(She holds a paper that has some handwritten text: "Note: Sapphire died on the way back to her home planet".)
Tommy: Wow, Sapphire came from another planet? 
August: Uh, I guess... 
Betty Anne bongo: Hey that wasn't supposed to happen. (Shows a drawing of sapphire) Those finks double-crossed me.
Billy: That's a interesting drawing.
Tina: "growls"
group: "Throws Tina out instead of Billy"
Tina: Hey, You Threw The Wrong Person!!!
Beth: Sorry Tina, but we decided to throw you out instead.
group: "stick their tongues out at Tina"
Billy: Serves you right.
group: "walks away"
So, what did everybody think?
(nobody didn’t response)
Henry and June: Sapphire's dead! 
(Audience cheer) 
Henry: Well folks, we all know that sometimes cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week. That's why We're presenting this sworn affidavit that sapphire will never, ever, ever return!
Lawyer: This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes. 
June: AH-OOGAH!
Harry & July: Yeah!
Ryan: wow. Lawyer, how about you watch the next cartoon
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #88, Ice Skating.
Narrator: End.
June: Ladies, Gentleman, Boys, and Girls, we would like you all to present our musical guest
Henry & June: Rhys Clarstedt!
Rhys Clarstedt: I want the light without the darkness
I want the sun without the rain I'm beginning to believe it's possible To have someone like you without the pain
When I wake up tomorrow, will you still be here? I promise I'll never ever ask for more But when it comes to sweetness, baby, I'm insatiable I'm like a kid in a candy store
You know what they say, you know what they say You know what they say, can't have it all your way When it's too good, too good, too good to be true You know what they say, you know what they say You know what they say, can't have it all your way It's usually too good, too good, too good to be true
But not tonight I want the light without the darkness (not tonight) I want the sun without the rain (not tonight) I'm beginning to believe it's possible To have someone like you without the pain
Baby, I just want you to be reckless So come on, flick the switch on common sense 'Cause I wanna feel the fire, baby, make it burn I promise there won't be no consequence
You know what they say, you know what they say You know what they say, can't have it all your way When it's too good, too good, too good to be true You know what they say, you know what they say You know what they say, can't have it all your way It's usually too good, too good, too good to be true
But not tonight I want the light without the darkness (not tonight) I want the sun without the rain (not tonight) I'm beginning to believe it's possible To have someone like you without the pain
But not tonight I want the light without the darkness (I want the sun without the rain) I want the sun without the rain (I'm beginning to believe it's possible) I'm beginning to believe it's possible To have someone like you without the pain
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