Bard Wandersong

Bard (Not to be confused with the kin class bard) from Wandersong is a sentient life form, most notable for "existing". Their bodies include:
* Bowser from Super Mario
* Glunkus from Scary
* Soundwave from Transformers
* Dirt
There also exists evidence to support that Bard might have been a mime before his reincarnation in Wandersong 23. However, Bard refuses to confirm if this is true or not.
== Wandersong 5 Intermission Prelude ==
After destroying the Destructive Zombies Michael Bay and his secretary Yoshika Miyako and blowing up in Wandersong 12, Bard had begun looking for answers about the disappearance of Peter Griffin from his hometown, Family Guy.
However, clues began to pop up while talking to a stray nipple across the street. First, Bard had noticed the Bye Bye Man. Don't think it! Don't say it. :)
With the trail now cold, Bard began to swim, until they realized they didn't know how to. Epic fail, they thought, as they drowned. But next thing they knew-- they had washed ashore Chungus; Land. They felt it that day, within their new husk, that they could now find Peter Griffin, their teacher of things.
It was a hard, thankless task, even if the authors text was now italicized. Shoving Peter griffin down their throat, the power of Funny Moments flooded within them. With a swallow, and a flash of white, and now--- now their base form had evolved into it's current state.
== Personality ==
Bard.
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."Family guy funny moments"
== Toys ==
Being popular, bard has no toys.