124777-4-15-2015-0-to-50-tldr

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Well, let's take a break, shall we?  A break to mock some devs.  This is the Zero to Fifty TL;DR.
 
We begin the stream with haunting laughter.  We open to Tony Rey and DD trying out their brand new evil-voice modulators.  Drop that delay a bit, Tony, and make sure you're shifting the pitch down a perfect octave.  That's how pro villains roll.  It gets shut off as we get into the opening notes.
 
-Tony would like people to download the PTR and test all of the things.  Remember kids, the more testing that gets done now, the less testing that you get to do on raid night.  DD correctly names Initialization Core Y-83 by memory, and Tony says she sounds like a robot.  Not with the voice modulators off, Tony!
 
-Tony asks for free Pringles.  He says instead he gets free lays, and that annoys him.  Only in California...
 
-Tony asks everyone to recommend their friends the 10 Day Free Trial.  A mock play emerges, with DD incorrectly downplaying the intensity of a raving Wildstar fan and Tony severely underselling the incredulity of a player who left in June.
 
-The sound fades, and we cut to a view of the Interactive History of Wildstar, where the final chapter has been posted, The Genesis Prime.  Not to be confused with Genesis in their prime.
 
-It sounds like today's community shout out goes to Madeleine Roux!  Her cosplay was previously covered on...  We cut silently to a shot of Madeleine with loving husband Cthulu.
 
-Tony jumps into game with Roda, Scrappy Jack, and Moose Jong Il.  Tony says he just learned how to dye his clothes.  DD makes the obvious joke about Tony not really having to learn how to die in game, he's done it enough.  You know what, I think Tony needs to learn to die a little better!  They are questing in Whitevale, and Tony is a level 22.  He thinks level 25 quests will kill him.  I believe him.  Luckily, his gang is with him in case he's getting beat up.
 
-Tony brings up the male Lopp voice.  He says he'll never miss it.  We remember Tony.  Let's all pour one out for our dear, departed Frost.
 
 
-Tony finds some stinky cheese.  He brings up that he is a Packers fan.  He has a cheese head and a cheese sombrero.  They stink as well.  Sorry, not the hats.  A Domside group has also arrived, full of 50s.  Tony is now complaining that the game is too easy.  I'm kind of hoping he gets to do something solo again, soon.  That'll break it up a bit!  Tony mispronounces Bosun, and asks us all to save our tweets.  He doesn't understand, we live to mock him!
 
-Tony then finds a mountain of gold and goes Scrooge McDuck on it.  I'm sure there's a joke in here about Tony Rey and ostentatious uses of gold, but I can't see it...
 
-Tony farts around and checks out a woolie mount with Osun side flair.  You know what they say about Cassians, they'll put big spinning rims on anything.  Tony tries to get to the top of the Redmoon ship, but misses the jump.  One day, Tony-san, I shall teach you to jump like a real explorer.  Tony continues through his quests, becoming complacent about pulling primes.  That is, until they pull a five man rare in the Redmoon area and his AOE kills Tony.  Remember Tony, it doesn't matter how much company you have or what their levels are, if you stand in red, you will be dead.
 
-Tony touches on the entire community team apparently being sick again.  You know, one horseman of the apocalypse is Pestilence.  Actually, that interpretation is disputed... you know this probably isn't the place for it.  Give us an Arnold line, Tony!  That'll get us back on track.  You need to learn a Duke Nukem impression, to keep DD from embarrassing herself with Batman and Robin references.  It'll be less embarrassing than the Taylor Swift reference you did, Tony...
 
-Just pointing out about 39 minutes in is a segment that essentially represents why I like the 0-50 livestream, like a solid minute of Tony aggroing things and not realizing it, but still running around.  It even confuses the game engine.  Tony mentions that he loves the east coast, save that it gets cold.  DD says you don't know cold until you've been to the east coast in winter.  I say you don't know cold until you've been to the Great Lakes in winter.  Luckily, Tony has a very east coast experience, with large hogs twerking in his face without his permission.
 
-Tony finally hits 23.  We stop to celebrate.  We celebrate by telling Tony we're so proud of him.  He correctly surmises we're proud of him conquering his lifelong allergy to skill.  Tony says leveling will increase in pace once he gets his PC at home.  He will tweet it out when he's playing at home.
 
-I'll repeat that, "Tony says leveling will increase in pace once he gets his PC at home."
 
-PC.  At home.  He apparently doesn't have it yet.  At home.  A PC.  At home.  Working for Carbine Studios and NCSoft on Wildstar.  He doesn't have it yet.  At home.  A PC.
 
 
-Caydiem throws Tony a spider.  Tony says he wants to throw it into a fire.  You might not be able to burn it right away if it's too moist, Tony.  Tony does say that he is planning on eventually, one day, raiding in the stream.  He says we'll watch him die over and over and over again.  Luckily, that's actually how raiding goes.
 
-It's fan art time.  Send all your fan art of all stripes to fanart@wildstaronline.com.  They try to roll the fanart clip, but the music doesn't play loudly enough.  Frost used to run it.  It hasn't worked correctly since his death.  Madelon Westerik sent in a few pictures of a 12 inch jabbit statue.  Mayor Das Moose generated a Fragment Zero trailer poster.  And, finally, of course, Anivel drew an excellent Mordesh portrait.  The voice of God asks you to send your fan art to the email address, featured on the Facebook, and even shown in the community magazine.
 
-Next week's stream will include a very special treat for us, the EU community team.  It will also include a very special treat for the EU community team.  Jet lag.
 
That's it.  I'm going to go prepare for Bronn's arrival.	
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			LOL! Awesome as always.	
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Loved it, except for one glaring error:
 
Genesis in their prime.	
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