Hang Up And Drive

"Hang Up And Drive" is a parody of Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive".
==Lyrics==
Coming Soon.
==Notes of Interest==
*This parody was featured on the Dr. Demento Show and stands as the only material to make the airwaves.
==Original Lyrics==
Keyz's original lyrics were inappropriate for radio play. Here are the lines that were changed:
* "If you don't move aside, if you don't let me go, then I'll shove that cell phone right down your yuppie throat." was "If you don't move aside, if you don't let me pass, then I'll shove that cell phone right up your fucking ass."
* "Well my heart rate's increased but my speed I slow, thanks to this yakking nut who thinks he owns the road" was "Where did you get the idea you're important and such? Driving like that, you must not get pussy much".
*"Then I'm ordering up a car and concrete pie" was "Then that cell phone is going right in your brown eye".
*"if I ran you into a truck, truck, truck. It serves you right you stupid schmuck, schmuck, schmuck." was "if I just ran you off the road, road, road. Why is it you are such a choad, choad, choad?"
*"Can you hear me now?? Loser." was "Can you hear me now, mother fucker?!?"
Category:Parodies