Carleton University

Carleton University (where according to UOttawa students, "the K stands for Kwality") is Canada's capital university. It is located in Ottawa Centre, and many non-Caucasians study there. According to Joel, the only good thing about Carleton University is Tuesday night karaoke.
==Inter-species rape allegations==
*The school mascot of Carleton is the Raven. UOttawa students take great pride in the fact that their mascot the "Gee Gee" (which no Carleton student can figure out what it is), an apparent horse anally rapes. 
==Nickname confusion==
*UOttawa students often say, at Carleton, "K stands for Kwality". According to Earl, this joke would make more sense if either the word Carleton or Quality had a K in it. Perhaps this is the reason Carleton students think UOttawa is a French supremacist University? In fact, it's because it's a known fact that most Carleton students cannot spell, and having to explain jokes is lame.
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