Uncle Grandpa Express

==Synopsis==
Uncle Grandpa And His Buddies Are Going To The Uncle Grandpa Express. SO RIDE ON THE TRAILS, BOYS!!!!
==Trivia==
*"We're On A Baby Hunt And Don't Think We Know How To Weed 'Em Out!" That's What Patrick Star Said It. It's Called "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie".
==Character Appearences==
*Uncle Grandpa
*Belly Bag
*Pizza Steve
*Mr. Gus
*Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
*Tiny Miracle
*Frankenstein
*Police Officers
*Police 1
*Police 2
==Transcript==
==Opening==
(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)
Uncle Grandpa: Did You See My Hair?
(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)
==At The UG RV==
Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I'm Booorrrrred.....
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Am So Very Tired.
Pizza Steve: Yeah, Definitely Boring Than Ever, Big G.
Belly Bag: You're Telling Me, Pizza Steve. Hey, Uncle Grandpa, Why Am I Being So Bored For The Vacation?
Uncle Grandpa: Because Belly Bag, I Know What I Must Have On... Vacation? (Gasps) THAT'S WHAT VACATIONS ARE FOR!!!
Mr. Gus: WHAT?!? You Mean We're Going To The Vacation Called "Uncle Grandpa Express"?
Uncle Grandpa: That's Right, Mr. Gus. Uncle Grandpa Express! And Now Here Comes MY Express. COME ON, GUYS! LET'S GO TO UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS!!!!
Pizza Steve: ALRIGHT, PIZZA STEVE IS MY FAVORITE VACATION YET!
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I Wish That Tiny Miracle, Tiger And Frankenstein Was Going On The Vacation.
Tiny Miracle: Did Somebody Say... TINY MIRACLE?
GRFT: (Roars)
Frankenstein: Reeeeeh!
Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT!!! ALL 3 ARE HERE! LET'S GO TO THE VACATION, FELLAS!!
==In The Uncle Grandpa Express==
Uncle Grandpa: Buckle Up Your Seatbelts, It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride!
Mr. Gus: Awww, YEAH!
Pizza Steve: RIGHT BEHIND YA, UNCLE G!
GRFT: (Roars)
Tiny Miracle: I'M READY!
Frankenstein: Raaah!!
Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU READY, GUYS?
Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, GRFT, Tiny Miracle And Frankenstein: WE'RE READY!
Uncle Grandpa: Then LET'S GO!!!!
(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding A Trails)
Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) I Love Uncle Grandpa Express.
Mr. Gus: Me Neither.
Pizza Steve: Neither Did I.
Belly Bag: Neither Did I.
GRFT: (Roars)
Tiny Miracle: I Just Love Uncle Grandpa Express.
Frankenstein: Reeeeeh.
Uncle Grandpa: This Is Gonna Be Good.
==On The Skull World==
Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Guys. This Is Very Funny! One More Time, Mr. Gus.
Mr. Gus: Okay. (Mocking) WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT, AND DON'T THINK WE KNOW HOW TO WEED 'EM OUT!
Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: Weed 'Em Out!
Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)
Mr. Gus: What A Jerk!
Uncle Grandpa And Friends: (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: (Laughs Crazy) (Blubbers)
(Rock Bumps At Uncle Grandpa Express Train Repeatedly)
Uncle Grandpa: Whoa! It's Getting Bump In Here.
(Rock Bumps Has Been Stopped)
Uncle Grandpa: Wow, Where Are We?
Mr. Gus: It's A Skull World, Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: A Skull World?!? What Have I Become?
Mr. Gus: Excuse Me, Skull, Can I Go Back To The Forest?
Skull: No Problem. It's Right This Way.
Mr. Gus: Thanks.
Pizza Steve: Okay, Uncle G. Go To The Forest, PRONTO!
Uncle Grandpa: TO THE FOREST AWAY!!!
(Uncle Grandpa Express Is Riding On Forest)
==In The Forest==
Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Mr. Gus, Tiny Miracle, Frankenstein And Pizza Steve: WOW!
GRFT: (Roars)
Uncle Grandpa: I Sure Love That Part Of All Himself Of Their Lives.
Mr. Gus: We Know.
Uncle Grandpa: What's That?
Mr. Gus: That Something... (GASPS)
(Police Officers Has Arrived)
Police 1: THIS IS THE POLICE!!!
Uncle Grandpa: Oh No!
Pizza Steve: How Can We Escaped, Uncle G?
Uncle Grandpa: Let's Go To The RIGHT!!!
(Uncle Grandpa Express Rides To The Right)
Police 2: AFTER THEM!!!
(The Police Is Chasing Uncle Grandpa Express Train)
Police: Prepare To Be Arrested!
Uncle Grandpa: Not Unless You Have A LASER HAMMER!
(Laser Hammer Zaps At Police Car And Police Officers And Explodes)
Uncle Grandpa And Friends: HOORAY! (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: I Think We're Back To The UG RV FREE!
==At The UG RV==
Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HERE!
Mr. Gus: I'm Sorry About Your Uncle Grandpa Express.
Uncle Grandpa: Are You Kidding?!? THIS IS THE GREAT UNCLE GRANDPA EXPRESS ON HISTORY AND HISTORY!
Pizza Steve: It Looks Like We Need To Ride... PIZZA STEVE EXPRESS!
(Pizza Steve Is Riding On Toy Train And Pauses)
Pizza Steve: What Did I Do?
Mr. Gus: I'm Doing The Proper Way To Present Mr. Gus Express.
(Mr. Gus Puts The Train Hat On)
Pizza Steve: You Are Wearing That Train Hat.
Mr. Gus: Yeah, We Know.
==Intermission==
Uncle Grandpa: Are You Silly Now? (Blubbers) Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now? Are You Silly Now?
(Uncle Grandpa Face Slips On The Ground)
Uncle Grandpa: WAH! Ouch.
==New Experiences With Beary Nice And Hot Dog Person: Ponies==
Announcer: New Expreriences With Beary Nice.
Beary Nice: That's Me!
Announce: And Hot Dog Person.
Hot Dog Person: That's Me.
Beary Nice: WOW! I Love Ponies! Why Don't You Try To Play The Ponies For A Beary First Time?
Hot Dog Person: Yeah, Well... Sort Of Uh...
Beary Nice: Are You Kidding? THIS IS GREATEST THING I KNOW! Here, You Can Have It!
Hot Dog Person: Oh Boy! Ponies! I'm A Pony! (Laughs) I Love A Toy Ponies, Beary.
Beary Nice: That's The Spirit!
Hot Dog Person: I'm A Pony! (Laughs)
Evil Wizard: Oh Boy, I Guess Toy Pony Sure Is Figurey Going On. I KNOW! I Can Turn Toy Pony Into A REAL Pony! (Evil Laughs)
(Evil Wizard Zaps Toy Pony And Turns A Real Pony And Neighs)
Hot Dog Person: Uh-Oh! This Is Not Very Good At All! AAAH!!!
(Real Pony Is Chasing Hot Dog Person)
Hot Dog Person: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Beary Nice: I Love Toy Ponie! HAHAHAHA! I AM SO BEARY NICE!! Wait, THAT'S ME!
Hot Dog Person: GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!
(Real Pony Gots Hot Dog Person)
Hot Dog Person: NO! DON'T EAT ME!!!
(Real Pony Got A Knife And Slice Hot Dog Person)
Hot Dog Person: AAH!!! OHH!! OHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Groans)
Beary Nice: So Why Did You Playing Those Toy Ponies, Hot Dog Person?
Hot Dog Person: Because I Don't Think I Like Toy Ponies. They're Real.
Beary Nice: (Laughs) You Guess It! (Giggles)
Hot Dog Person: (Groans)
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