Bigfoot the Brush Off

guest stars - Devon Werkheiser, Lindsey Shaw and Daniel Curtis Lee
* Lead Vocals: Stephen Stanton and Justin Roiland
== Quotes ==
Erica: Good evening. Well, Halloween has come and gone, but, you know, the world has gotten so scary lately, what with the grim specter of everything, that one holiday just wasn't enough to contain all the frights and chills. So this year the terror has spread into Thanksgiving. But do we eat at 1:00 or 7:00 or 4:15? Anyways, tonight, we're bringing you three spine-tingling and stomach-filling tales of Thanksgiving terror. It's pretty gruesome, so you might want to cover your kids' eyes.
Henry: welcome to a super excited full half hour episode of KaBlam!
Also known as the Henry and June thanksgiving day special.
We have breaking news, Lindsey Shaw has taken to sleeping through winter in an attempt to save some money.
And we have been told that she has already gone into hibernation again this year.
"I found the perfect hole and didn't want to waste it," Lindsey said before tucking in for the long nap.
She plans to wake up next spring at the very earliest and said she might just sleep well into summer.
Kassidy: that was me on the news
June: Also, Top of the World was heard in Shrek Forever After as Shrek enjoys being a "real ogre" and terrifying the villagers
Henry: And speaking of film releases, just to let you know, today is Thanksgiving.
Kassidy: Good. What are we having for Thanksgiving this year, guys?
June: Turkey, roast potatoes and gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, cranberry sauce, biscuits, and for dessert, chocolate cream pie.
Kassidy: Oh, boy. I can't wait for the chocolate cream pie.
Henry: Me neither. You used to make these during your cooking lesson, did you?
Kassidy: Yeah
Lois: Honey, we’re home!
Erica: we bought the stuff for thanksgiving!
Henry: This is Kassidy, shes my lab partner who’s on break from a boarding school in England and she gets to visit the show's studio, just like Dawn Stockdale 
Kassidy: Er…Hi? 
Lois: Um, could I speak to you for a second? I'm sorry, I'm afraid that girl is gonna have to leave. 
Erica: We’re not that comfort to have her in this studio for thanksgiving 
Henry: Mom! 
June: Did you just say what I thought you said? 
Lois: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. 
Kassidy: Oh. Okay. Well, see you at school. 
Henry: Oh, my God! 
June: That was terrible.
Henry: well hello, ladies! (MIMICKING SEAN CONNERY) I like my martini shaken, not stirred. 
Dawn Stockdale: (giggles) if I were Bond girl, I’d star in your next film 
Erica: The next day, we started auditioning for the next talented singer
Shannon: ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And…
Hector: Get off the stage!
Dylan: ♪ When you're alone and life is gettin' you lonely ♪
♪ You can always go Ach! "Downtown" ♪
[All] Next!
Fred Stockdale: Have you ever noticed when a bigfoot’s in the room?
Jimmy McGee: No one wants to mention,
Attention out the broom,
Fred Stockdale: It squirts like mint leaves on bread and smells of something very dead,
Jimmy McGee: Brings the size of piggy doves that make it hard to come to town,
Both: An bigfoot’s in the room,
An bigfoot's in the room,
They’re scarring in a chorus playing Gloom
Fred Stockdale: Oh, my!
Both: A bigfoot’s in the room (Yes, sir!),
A bigfoot’s in the room (Crikey!),
I hope they will be leaving soon!
Hector: good lord, they ripped off The KaBlammy Song, it was heard during "Resistance is Futile," the 13th episode of Season 1
Erica: and they are not ripping off a song
Henry: We brought over some friends from school. Black ones, to be specific. 
June: Some of my friends are black. 
Black guy 1: Who is this girl again? 
Black guy 2: She said we could use her pool. 
Oh, perfect timing. I just made cookies. They're in the kitchen. 
June: Wait. I thought you hated black people. 
Lois: What? No! 
Henry: But what about my lab partner? She was on break, but you kicked her out! 
Lois: Of course I did! And you two are never to bring another one into this house! Do you understand? 
Henry: Yes mum 
June: Absolutely. But, if those girls were to challenge me to another dance-off, is it okay if we...? N-no, no, o-of course not. Never mind... 
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Safety Queen, In Other Words, and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!” 
Mom, we know why we've been to the orphanage. 
Lois: Orphanage? What's that? There was no orphanage. Who wants me to do some laundry? 
Henry: Mom, bigfoots don’t exist. 
Lois: (slaps his son) Don't speak to me that way too! I'm your mother! 
June: But mom, We have proof, but let's say that you tell me to stay put. "If you bring another person into this studio, you'll be retired as hosts of the show!" 
Lois: (slaps June) Don't speak to me like that, young lady! 
Henry: To think we’ve been neglected by my mum, here’s Safety Queen (turns page) 
Lois: Oh! What you children must think of me. 
Henry: I'll tell you what we think of you. You're a strong lady... with beautiful green hair. We love you no matter what. 
Lois: Oh, kids, I'm so sorry I slapped you, and what are you doing with a pocket knife? 
Henry: What pocket knife are you referring to? 
Lois: Come on, give it to me. You could cut yourself. 
Audience member (Genevieve): Hi, I’m Genevieve 
Audience members (Robert): I’m Robert 
audience member (Blake): and I’m Blake 
Audience member (Genevieve): And we’re here to introduce tonight’s… 
Glenn Dilworth: Uh, what are you guys think your doing? You can’t introduce the musical guest, this isn’t your show 
Audience member (Genevieve): Whose musical guest is performing on stage 
All 3 kids: We are so dumb!
Glenn Dilworth: then we’ll introduce the musical guest together 
Audience member (Genevieve): Sounds great 
audience member (Blake): let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest… 
All 4 together: Barenaked Ladies!
Barenaked Ladies: My backpack was faded black
But now it's all blue
It looks wack, but it's compact
And works like brand new
I had found an old greyhound
But it wasn't my scene
I'm underground at the turnaround
This one is pristine
Warehouses above
All I'm thinking of
You gave your heart to me
And soon the world will see
Our graffiti love
Spraypaint on my glove
They'll wonder who you are
On every subway car
I'm on my own
I'm Sly Stallone
I did it for you
But I've outgrown
My wings and flown
To something brand new
I've shown restraint
I'm the patron saint
Of urban gardens in bloom
If I don't faint
Ingesting paint
Breathing all of these fumes
Warehouses above
All I'm thinking of
You gave your heart to me
And soon the world will see
Our graffiti love spraypaint
On my glove
They'll wonder who you are
On every subway car
On every subway car you look amazing
While streaming out of bars
Their glasses raising
Systemically refused
And chemically removed
Warehouses above
All I'm thinking of
You gave your heart to me
And soon the world will see
Our graffiti love
Melted on my glove
They'll wonder who you are
On every subway car
Our graffiti love
On every subway car
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