Swords in Designer Colors

Swords in Designer Colors is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
In the Middle Ages, if you had a "brown sword," what did you have?
===Choices===
1. dirty genitalia
2. a hoe
3. a shiny sword
4. a headache
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Uh, you best not be talkin' about my mother."
3. sound clip
4. "You've got a wrong answer, this big."
===Answer Quote===
"Oh, Lancealot, what a big brown sword you have."
===Trivia===
The fourth choice quote also had a similar one used in You'll Need a Number Two Pencil.
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