Localized Viral Resequncing Cream

Localized viral resequncing cream is a cosmetic invented in 2089 that cured acne almost universally by turning Propionibacterium acnes into a healthy substrain preventing outbreaks. Though minuscule debris and such can still cause renegade pimples, they are nearly instantly treated though with advancing cream, which basically speeds up the healing process to last an hour instead of days.
Propionibacterium acnes is incredibly rare as a result of a century of viral resequencing, but it’s making a minor comeback in 2230 due to the anti-seq movement, which believes topical viral resequencing causes more problems than it solves. There is a religion based in the anti-seq movement known as the “Cult of the Pustulent Macroprosopus,” which believes that because man was made in God’s image, God must therefore have some pretty bad acne. Therefore it is prohibited within the cult to cure one’s own pimples.
According to their holy book, The Gospel According To A Dermatologist, the face of the supreme being is supremely oily and contains ten divine zits, known as the Sephirobuncles. These swollen emanations of the holy one each have names and can be prayed to depending on diverse situations, for instance one might call upon the power of Marmak-Al-Jussohar (Roughly translated, “The zit on the nose under the glasses pads that really hurts”) to guarantee success on a school test or quiz.
But the cult is, in 2230, facing a terrible schism. It seems some followers have split off to follow Jebediah Noxzema, who claims to be the second coming of the Clearasil. The Catechism of the CotPM explains that one day the Clearasil will return and only by its alcoholic stinging grace can the face of the Lord be cleansed, thus ridding the world of evil and impurity. Jebediah Noxzema, in blasphemously claiming to be the Clearasil, challenged the cult’s leaders and was accordingly crucified on a giant facial sponge. This only encouraged the schismatics who have founded their own cult, “Noxzemanity,” which believes based on “The Passion Of The Clearasil” that the Clearasil has risen after three days of morning and night application, cleaning the face of God and popping the Demon Blackhead, who shall languish in the pit of Neutrogena where there is naught but fire and a great gnashing of follicles. Category:Technology