Newspaper Headlines

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
War Dims Hope for Peace 
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperature 
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
'"Light" meals are lower in fat, calories''
Alcohol ads promote drinking
Malls try to attract shoppers
Official: Only rain will cure drought
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Man shoots neighbor with machete
Tomatoes come in big, little, and medium sizes
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Economist uses theory to explain economy
Bible church's focus is the Bible
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
Lack of brains hinders research
Cement Supplies seen as adequate
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Har
Fish lurk in streams
Dole loses debate by not winning
 
 
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