Lang Buddha/2.0 and Prior

Lang Buddha is a character role-played by Buddha.
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== General Description ==
Lang Buddha, generally known as "Buddha" is a founding member of the Leanbois & owner of the Rooster Cab Co..
== Early Life & Los Santos ==
Buddha is from China. His grandpa was the head of a Chinese Triad but died after becoming sick. Buddha was intended to takeover for his grandpa but the Triad didn't consider him ready. His grandma took over instead but the Triad felt that she would become too powerful and did not want a woman as a leader.
Buddha and his Grandma moved to Los Santos, specifically to Grove Street.
He became a taxi driver and met Avon Barksdale, which lead to him becoming a founding member of the Leanbois.
== Darnell Bros. and Gun Pushing ==
Whilst the Leanbois were on a hiatus, Buddha went on to purchase the Darnell Bros as a cover for his illegal sale of firearms. Buddha would cover the day to day running of the company, which included truck runs and delivery drops to make the ‘cover’ for the guns look like any other legit business within the city.
During this time Buddha met Ed, who would later take over the running of the company after Buddha left on a hiatus.  
Ed continued to push guns to the various groups in Los Santos and kept a healthy working relationship with Buddha and the Leanbois when they returned to the city.  
Buddha and the Leanbois would receive regular drops of weapons from Ed at a wholesale price so they could then be sold to customers within the city.
The relationship between Ed and Buddha was good for the most part, until Buddha and the Leanbois kidnapped realtor Matthew Payne so he could use his ‘master key’ to unlock one of the stash houses of Otto Delmar.
They kept up a working relationship with each other until Ed left the city.
== Grandma's House and the Ballas ==
Buddha repurchases his Grandma's house on Grove Street which caused the rest of the Leanbois to also purchase houses on Grove Street, at which point they began claiming it as "Lean Street".
This caused issues with the Ballas, who claimed that territory as their own, and escalated into a war between the Leanbois & the Ballas over the territory. The war went on for months.
The war with the Ballas ended with the Ballas relinquishing the turf to the Leanbois.
== Weed Empire ==
Since arriving in Los Santos Buddha has always been involved in the drug game - which started out by flipping drugs to customers in his taxi cab. 
The first weed operation started with just a few plants after the purchase of seeds from GSF OG Chef. Chef gave Buddha the rundown on how the seeds created different strains - a seeded strain could produce less bud but more seeds to maintain the grow op, and a kush strain in which the buds could be picked, packed into baggies, or rolled into joints to sell on the corner.
=== Expanding ===
Buddha decided he was going to expand his weed operation from those few plants to start one of the cities biggest grow ops, planting in his Grandmas house on Grove Street and the Leanbois stash house. Buddha began producing a large quantity of weed. 
The weed operation led Buddha into making new connections with people he wouldn’t normally interact with, specifically Ellie Dono. Ellie would become one of Buddha’s main pushers of quarters, ounces, and more. Buddha would sometimes even front her up to 2000 quarters at a time, with Buddha expecting a cut of the money once all the weed had been sold.
After a while, with weed sales slowing down, Buddha decided to put the weed game on a hiatus.
=== Taco Shop ===
Taco Shop is opened in the city and Buddha decides to run it alongside a split partnership with the Vagos. The Taco shop is a means Buddha to sell his massive amounts of weed as well as clean bands of money. 
The first few days of the Taco Shop are chaotic as everyone wants a piece of the pie. Ultimately, things settle down and Leanbois are able to run the taco shop for one of the three time zones, while Vagos and Wayne Biggaz control the other two time zones.
Doug Canada becomes Buddha's band runner and through him, he becomes a millionaire. He is able to pay the Leanbois for their contribution in running the Taco Shop.
After Doug makes the mistake of gunning down a cop for a traffic stop due to illegal parking at the Taco Shop, Buddha cuts him out of the Comedy Club and Taco Shop business. However, Doug continues to try and do runs by using someone else to do it for him. When Fiona Stewart realizes that Doug is doing this, she calls Buddha to let him know. 
Buddha questions Doug and warns him that he needs to be careful. He decides to spare Doug from any punishment as he appreciates him too much. Once the call is over, Eugene tells Buddha that the guy Doug was using to do weed runs at the Taco Shop was actually caught by Soze a few days ago and raided. He decides Doug needs to die. 
The rest of the Leanbois agree and they make plans to meet up with Doug under the pretense that they are going to buy weed from him. Doug arrives to the meeting spot and while he is distracted with Saab and Eugene, Buddha plants C4 in his van. The boys then tell Doug to follow them to a nearby gas station. They tell Doug to pretend that he is pumping gas to throw off anyone watching. Denzel tells Doug "Nothing personal, it's just business, OK" and blow him up.
==Rooster Cab Co. & Rooster's Rest==
Buddha had the idea of crime school for a long time. Even before Ellie Dono became a member of the Leanbois, he wanted her to be involved in the school.
His idea was to create a school where people could pay, and learn how to do crime. Buddha grew tired of simply doing gang war in the south side and wanted to share his knowledge. He began to work towards the school.
The school will be disguised as a taxi service. He plans to offer specific classes and will act as a principal at the school. He appointed Ellie Dono as the primary teacher and recruiter for the school. He also plans to involve Evita "Mother" Nimm to help Ellie and act as the public face of the business. The best students may achieve an opportunity, to be offered to other gangs (of course for a price).
Mother jumped at the opportunity for herself to find a new purpose to create new links within the city as well as re-establishing old ones. She quickly got the judges approval on the business licence, and went about fundraising for the company. Due to her recent absence, Ellie and 'Billy Davis' (Buddha) have taken the lead on interviewing potential employees and hiring to see where it takes them.
== Talon ==
Several propaganda videos were created by Buddha and Ellie to generate buzz about the crime school. Terrorist videos showing the explosion of the FIB building were submitted to the dark web. The video explained that a group known as "Talon" would take the city from the corrupt, they promised to give the power back to the people of Los Santos. Talon promised that blood would be shed and the police would learn to survive. "We are everywhere, we are everyone, fear us for we lurk in the shadows. We are Talon."
=== Events of Talon ===
== Other Arcs ==
== Relationships ==
== Quotes ==
* "I don't have any money.......Dumbass"
* ""I am broke. As a joke""
* "(My name is) Lang “Madafukking” Buddha!"
* "La La Leanbois!"
* "The Rooster flies over the nest.. with egg in hand."
* "Tony, get my armor."
* "Hey... Motherfucker."
* "Are you serious, mon?"
* "Yeah, mon!"
* "Shut the fuck up, (________)!"
* "Shut your dumbass up, (________)!
* "Fuck you, (_______)!"
* "Whatcu' want, bitch?"
* "What?!"
* "Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!" (When Buddha gets angry)
* "Shit!" / "Shit! I'm wanted!"
* "...Dogshit!"
* "Oh shit, aright aright."
* "Listen...Listen..."
* "I surrender!"
* "I plead guilty. Put me in, mon!"
* "Corruption!"
* "I want a bench trial! (Get my lawyer!)"
* "Zzz....(Zzz....)" - (When Buddha pretends to sleep)
* *whispers to someone* constantly
* "Leanbois, Bitch! Suck a dick!"
* "Saab is a woman killer!" - (When Buddha talks about something that involves woman or talks about Saab behind his back and saying fake rumors about him)
* "Driver of the year, by the way." - (Usually refers to Tony)
* "I'm the best criminal in this city!"
* "I'm the best driver in this motherfucking city!" - (Sometimes, Buddha crashes after he says this)
* "(This is why) women can't drive." - (Usually refers to Ellie or any other woman he sees driving)
* "Who (fucking) snitched?!"
* "You (fucking) kidding me?!"
* "I love you (*makes kissing sounds*)" - (When a friend does Buddha a favor)
* "Ellie, why did you push me?!" - (When Buddha falls off a building or a car when Ellie is next to him, even though she didn't do it)
* "This is all your fault, (________)!"
* "You're fucking dead,(________)!"
* "Why are you (so fucking) stupid?" (When Buddha encounters someone saying or doing something stupid)
* "Oooooooooo....." (When Buddha sees something spicy)
* "Saab, how many white claws did you drink?" (Whenever Saab say or does something stupid)
* "I like it when you call me Lang! It turns me on!"
* "I love you. I forgive you. (Take all the time you need.)"
==Criminal Record==
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* Failure to Stop x2
* Failure to use Turn Signal x4
* Felony Possession of Cocaine x1
* Felony Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance OXY or METH x2
* Felony Possession of Crack Cocaine x1
* Felony Possession of Marijuana x4
* Felony Trespassing x2
* First Degree Robbery x3
* Gang Related Shooting x3
* Grand Larceny x1
* Grand Theft x1
* Grand Theft Auto x3
* Illegal Passing x1
* Impersonation x1
* Jailbreak x1
* Joyriding x33
* Kidnapping x37
* Misdemeanor Possession of Cocaine x22
* Misdemeanor Possession of Controlled Dangerous Substance OXY or METH x63
* Misdemeanor Possession of Crack x27
* Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana x5
* Negligent Driving x6
* Non-functional Vehicle x1
* Obstruction of Justice x2
* Operating a Motor Vehicle Without Proper Identification x3
* Possession of Drug Paraphernalia x1
* Possession of Stolen Goods x2
* Possession of a Molotov x4
* Possession of a Silencer or Suppressor x5
* Possession of a Stolen Identification x4
* Receiving Stolen Property in the Third Degree x8
* Reckless Driving x2
* Reckless Evading x72
* Removed Drivers License x1
* Removed Weapons License x1
* Resisting Arrest x75
* Robbery x51
* Second Degree Speeding x1
* Third Degree Speeding x3
* Trespassing x1
* Unauthorized Operation of an Off-Road Vehicle x1
* Unlawful Imprisonment x4
* Vandalism x2
* Vandalism of Government Property x2
Drivers License: In Good Standing
== Trivia & Notes ==
* A playlist of some 1.0 Lang moments.
*Buddha likes to call Al Saab a woman killer, as well as teasing him about it. However, Buddha was the one who actually killed Jackie and he actually kills more woman than Saab.
* Buddha's canonical penis size in 2". While negging a rookie cop about how he fucked his mother the night prior, he rolled a D12 for cock size, and rolled a 2.
* Even though Buddha know the boys for a long time, he is mostly close with Ellie due to the fact that they hang out the most and they're around at the same time. Buddha and Ellie also work together with the rooster cab company and the crime school.
* In the past (or maybe sometimes), Buddha likes to play the song called, "Sexual Healing," by Marvin Gaye. That's his way of flirting with random woman, even if they're already in a relationship.
* Officer Winchester died on March 20th, 2020 at Pillbox Medical Center after being shot multiple times by Buddha, Denzel Williams, and Tony Corleone while investigating the newly erected taco stand in the Southside.
* In the Chang Gang, Buddha's counterpart would most likely be Mr. Chang due to the fact that they both have martial-art personalities (like meditating) and their nicknames mostly connect with each other (Buddha's nickname is Jackie Chan and Chang's nickname is The Dragon). Also, they both have great leadership and they both are considered to be the smartest out of their groups due to not being too impulsive.
* Buddha has permanent damages to certain parts of his body such as his leg and his lung. He was stabbed three times by an officer named Jack Ripley in retaliation for kidnapping him and shooting him. Lang was awarded $250K from the DOJ at his lawsuit thanks to his lawyer, Benjamin Crane. 
== Gallery ==
File:LangBuddha.png|Buddha Leaning
Mothersoffice.JPG|Lang shows Mother her office
Crimeschool.JPG|Buddha's Crime School
FRc0N14.png|Lang with Blond Hair
Dfcf98acd4a70d2b4923e17be6741ea2.png|Leanbois Lang
1f3973f8479544b3678aea8b94d1d0d4.png|Monkey Mask Lang
Langb.png|Lang
Ce3c0eec4ba02e5900a8e625be277435.png|Lang as Shadow holding an RPG
Rooster Cab Symbol.png|Rooster Cab Co. Gong
Shadow armor.png|Shadow's armor
Arcade Room.png|Arcade room in RCC
Lang with Moon.png|Lang mourns for Sun Moon
Lang at the Taco Shop.png|Lang at the Taco Shop
LB before war.png|Leanbois ready for war
Buddha and Kanye.png|Lang and Kanye discuss Eugene
Lang stabbed by Eugene.png|Lang after getting stabbed by Eugene for calling him "old"
File:Lang self protrait.png|Lang portrait
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EWzPw4bX0AE9LPA.jpg|Lang's Tattoos (Right side)
EWzPw4mX0AUBRpJ.jpg|Lang's Tattoos (Front)
EWzPw4nWoAM6fws.jpg|Lang's Tattoos (Left side)
EWzPy3YWsAEqPu-.jpg|Lang's Tattoos (Back)
EWzPsUuXYAMecXv.jpg|Lang at his Castle
File:Buddha3point0trailer.jpeg|Buddha causing destruction