New Cash Register

New Cash Register is the first episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Mr. Krabs must find a new cash register after his old one explodes.
== Characters ==
* Mr. Krabs
* Patrick
* Squidward
* Sandy
* French Narrator
* King Neptune (mentioned)
* Karen (mentioned)
* Fred
* Harold
* Tom
== Story ==
Mr. Krabs:Hi Squidward, how's your day going?
Squidward:Bad as always, and the cash register exploded.
Mr. Krabs:Oh ok, normal as al-WHAT THE BARNACLES?! HOW DID THE CASH REGISTER EXPLODE?!
Squidward:King Neptune came and took 24 Krabby Patties with his rich old as-abs. He put so much money in the cash register that it exploded.
Mr. Krabs:HOW AM I GONNA GET A NEW CASH REGISTER?!
Squidward:I don't know, what do you think i could came up with? You're gonna ask Sandy for a cash register-detector?
Mr. Krabs:Squidward.......YOU JUST HAD THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! Today i'll give you 1 cent more!
Squidward:*his mouth slowly turns into a smile* Th-thanks!
Mr. Krabs:You're in charge of the restaurant for the following half-hour!
Squidward:*his face returns to an annoyed one* You just had to ruin the day by saying that, it will probably end in chaos like the last time!
*bubbles (cuts to the next scene)*
Mr. Krabs:*knocks on Sandy's treedome's door*
Sandy:*opens the door* Oh hi Mr. Krabs! What are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs:Sandy, can you give me a cash register-detector?
Sandy:A what?
Mr. Krabs:Like, a metal detector, but instead of metal, it searches cash registers!
Sandy:Strange request, but i think i can build it right now! It will be ready in 5 minutes!
French Narrator:5 minutes later.....wait no actually 30 minutes
Sandy:Ready!
Mr. Krabs:Yay! Now let's see where a cash register is........there! In Patrick's house! *knocks on his rock*
Patrick:Uhhh.....coming! Oh i wanted to watch the barnacle movie :( *opens the rock* Oh hi Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs:You have a cash register don't you?
Patrick:A what?
Mr. Krabs:The money thing Squidward has.
Patrick:Oh, that! Yeah i do.
Mr. Krabs:Where is it?
Patrick:In my secret lab! *lifts the couch up, revealing a room* Come here! *jumps down*
Mr. Krabs:*jumps down too* Wow, what is this place?
Patrick:This is the place where i put most of my stuff:The stuff i get from trash cans!
Mr. Krabs:You found a cash register in a trash can?
Patrick:You never know what you can find in the trash!
Mr. Krabs:Mmh, let's see where it is...*takes the cash register-detector* There it is! It's-it's-it's broken....BROKEN?!
Patrick:Broken? Oh yeah that must be because of the other stuff.
Mr. Krabs:Ooooooooffffff, guess i'll have to call Sandy. *calls Sandy*
Sandy:*picks up the phone* Hello?
Mr. Krabs:Umh, hi Sandy. Sorry to bother you again but, do you know how to fix a broken cash register?
Sandy:Oh of course i do! I once fixed Karen!
Mr. Krabs:Good, come to Patrick's house!
Sandy:I'll be there in exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds!
French Narrator:Exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds later...
Sandy:*enters Patrick's house* Umh, hello? Eugene?
Mr. Krabs:I'm right here!
Sandy:Oh. *jumps down* So, where's the cash register y'all?
Mr. Krabs:Right here!
Sandy:Ok, time to fix this old piece of junk! This looks like you found it in a trash can, Patrick!
Patrick:I did.
Sandy:Now let's start this fixing montage!
*montage of Sandy fixing the cash register*
Sandy:There, fixed it!
Mr. Krabs:Woo-hoo! Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land, that you'll understand! Ocean man-
French Narrator:3 minutes of horrible singing later......
Mr. Krabs:Oh what a great day! Let's see how Squidward is doing! *enters the Krusty Krab* Oh oh........
Fred:MY LEG!
Harold:STUPID LOSER WITH A NOSE LONGER THAN PINOCCHIO!
Tom:KRABBY PATTIES!
Mr. Krabs:I should never have let Squidward in charge.
Patrick:You should have never have hired him in the first place!
Mr. Krabs:You're right, but i can't fire him, no one else would work here!
Patrick:You even considered firing him as an option?! YOU CONSIDERED PUTTING HIM ON FIRE?!
Mr. Krabs:Ugh, forget it.
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