Dumb Ways To Die (Warriors + Wings of Fire crossover)

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* You can add the death Warrior Cats or Wings of Fire characters/items
* Every four deaths, we must write "DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!"
* The deaths must rhyme. Ex. Yellowfang - die in a forest fire. Hawkfrost - have your evil plans up and expire
* If you need help, watch the warrior cats version of dumb Ways to die on YouTube. They have some ideas. Don't copy, but just see the format.
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# Scarlet - Get slaughtered by your daughter
# Bluestar - Fall off a cliff and drowned in the water
# Darkstalker - I didn't die, I just feel asleep for 2,000 years
# Needletail - Getting attacked by your evil peers
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Ashfur - Kiiled by my great niece in a river
# Slaughter - murdered by Deathbringer and his quiver (?)
# Feathertail - fell with a stalactite from the ceiling
# Albatross - killed by my grandson because I lost all feelings
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Tigerstar- Clawed by an edgy kittypet dude
# Tapir- I'm hungry man, I need some food!
# Darkstalker (again)- Eat a strawberry and become nice
# Foeslayer- I didn't either, I just froze in ice
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!I
# Fjord - Get splatted by a Venom-spitter!
# Arctic - Disembowel yourself due to your son being bitter
# Multiple SeaWings - try to fight when someone bombed your house
# Longtail - flattened while trying to save a mouse
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Orca - Get killed by your mother
# Scourge -Be an evil idiot and expect not to be killed by your half brother
# Mapleshade's kits - fell in a river and couldn't stay afloat
# Mosskit - Oh shoot, I forgot to wear a coat
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Silverstream - Died while having kittens
# Horizon - Forget to wear mittens
# Oasis - Get killed by a group of teens
# Blister - Seen electrocuted by all the queens
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Glacier- Surrender to a mere disease
# Dragons fighting the Othermind - get stung by a million bees
# Hvitur- killed by Burn's evil ways
# A bunch of RainWings- went missing for days and days
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Kestrel - Get stabbed then hurled off a cliff
# Morrowseer - Blasted by a volcano and ended up stiff
# Hollyleaf - Take a hit for a (good?) friend
# (Foxy - Not following the Q&A trend)
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Firestar- got killed by a tree
# Osprey- got caught up in Scarlet's killing spree
# IceWing dragonet - get thrown into a firE.
# SkyWing Dragonet - Get thrown of a cliff and the opposite of higher.
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Whirlpool - Fall in a stingy pool.
# Battlewinner - Pretend that Glory's a fool
# Appledusk - Got killed by my Ex
# Burn - Get bitten by a snake not knowing whats next.
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE,IE,IE! DUMBS WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Quickdeath - Be killed by Fathom's powerful protector.
# Turtle Tail- Get hit by a 'monster'
# Queen Coral - Not dead and Ender thinks that's kinda lame.
# Hvitur - Be killed by Burn at the beginning of book one. (for getting the skywing egg killed, you take the blame)
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE,IE,IE! DUMBS WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Carnelian - Get blown up by a big honking bomb!
# A SkyWing - Walk up to the queen and say something wrong.
# The LeafWings - Under Wasp's reign, decide to exist!
# Plauged IceWings - Hey, news flash guys, ignorance ain't bliss!
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE,IE,IE! DUMBS WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Mapleshade-Bled to death after being caught on an edgy killing spree
# Starflight - Didn't die, just lost his ability to see
# Dune-Get killed in a different killing spree.
# Queen Carmine died of old age
# Sunset the Princess barely got a page.
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE,IE,IE! DUMBS WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Arctic- Get betrayed by your son
# Bramblestar- Wait, we didn't do that one?
# Brokentail- So now we're talking about Yellowfang, your mother.
# Kestrel- Killed by Blister herself, no other! Other!!!!!!
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Othermind- wait for book fifteen
# Longtail- Got hit by a tree
# Firestar- But now, we're talkin' a tree on fire,
# Preyhunter- I TOLD THORN I WASN'T A LIAR.
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Foeslayer- stabbed fifty times
# Dune- We know, but nothing rhymes!
# Bramblestar- Froze out on the leaf-bare moor
# Winter- He's not dead, he's back for more!
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Gray Wing- Get a nasty cough
# Bluestar(Life 2)- Also die by a cough
# Glacier- Cough
# Some IceWings- Cough
# Greencough victims- cough
# Cough
# Cough...(music stops)
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Any Mouse/Cow in the books- Get overpowered and killed by a FEE FY FO FUM giant
# Bone- killed by apprentices because I was a BloodClan client
# Whiteout- We have no idea so we just assume she died peacefully in her rest
# Tsunami in upcoming books- 🎶What can I say except-🎶 *get shot in the chest*
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Onestar - drowned by his dad
# Darktail - killed by onestar the bad (HES NOT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
# Riptide - I was never killed I just left!
# Rose - And I just became, the prince's pet
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Bluestar - fell in a moat
# Mosskit - didn't wear a coat
# The RiverClan elders - Accidently ate the rations
# Redtail - Hilarious, it's now my faction (~Tigerclaw)
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Albatross- Wait, that wasn't Indigo-
# Furzepelt- She got hit by a blow~
# Half Moon- Legends'll need to go
# Sorrelkit(Almost)- Oooh, what will these berries do?
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Sky - Shut up, Kestrel, I'm not dead!
# Skywing eggs-Got burned by Clay's friend.
# Commader Tempest- Get stabbed and have the funniest last words ever, 'Well son of a starfish'
# Hailstorm- Murdered by a necklace (NOT CRECT!) (I READ ALL THE BOOKS!)
# THESE MAY NOT RHYME BUT THEY'RE DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Feathertail- kill a giant cat only to get killed by a giant cat
#Hivewings- Invade the Poison Jungle, stat!
#Blister- I deserve this thing, right?
#Palm- Death by a comet's spite
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Mastermind- Not quite dead, but I'm still stuck
# Tigerstar finally ran out of luck
# SkyWing egg got thrown off a mountain
# Dawnpelt gets drowned in a fountain
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Berrynose- Didn't know who to side and slide
# Foxleap- No real reason for him to die
# Narwhal- Challenged NightWings who had powers
#coward Nightwings who fled The Darkstalker- we were cowards
#Spiderlegs- what the heck, when did I die?
#Darkstalker- I was a bad guy
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Honeypelt- dies from a snake
#Burn- I also died from a snake
#Thorn- i didn't die, why am i on this list
#WindClan in Bluestar's prophecy- tried to defend 
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Graystripe- Didn't read all the books, don't know if he's really dead
#Albatross- (we did this one like six times but) killed by Fathom because he was seeing red
#Bigtail- Heckin' didn't bother (and also possibly as revenge for taking Anemone's fish)
#Badgerfang- Heckin' slaughtered
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Arctic- Disembowel yourself, your son's in a rage,
#Cottonmouth- Look's like breath of evil's, got you caged,
#Cottonmouth- Died again, when Luna cut the vines.
#Bluestar- Died in a river, but at least it stopped her whines.
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Horizon- Burn yourself, watch your end,
#Firestar- Didn't get to have your wounds mend
#Curlfeather- Didn't read "Beware of dogs"
#Longtail (for the 3rd time)- Got crushed by a log
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Hawthorn- I got stabbed by a THORN
#A SeaWing princess- Died before I was born
#Whirlpool- I died with no concern.
#Freedom-killed myself even I'm dead
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Graystripe- Lived so long just be killed by an edgy dog
#Tanglewhisker- Didn't even get to say goodbye to Birdsong
#Jerboa I - Turned into a block of ice by my daughter
# Lagoon - Killed at the start of a terrible slaughter
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Hvitur - Killed at the start of book one
# Flametail - Well at least he died having some fun
# Root - Wounds from a fox
# Rainflower - Bashed your head open on some rocks
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Queen Lagoon - Killed in Albatross's attack
# Brokenstar - Morals he sure did lack
# Adderkit - Named after the snake that killed you
# Duskpaw - Maybe a Twoleg house wasn't the best place to go to
# DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
# Orca - Killed by your mother in a duel
# Morrowseer - Those dragonets you sure did fool
#Runningwind - Killed by a traitor
#Duskwater - Couldn't have gone to the bathroom any later?
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Quickstrike - That lightning sure struck quick
#Glacier - The plague that made IceWings sick
#Palm - Killed by a chunk of powerful rock
#Tapir - On the island, food ran out of stock
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Crane - Struck down by Icicle's blow
#Jerboa II - "Taken care of", we'll never know 
#Queen Scarlet - Get spanked by your daughter 
#Tortoise - Have your teeth ripped out underwater
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! 
#Sandstorm - Got a bit too sick
#Yellowfang - Died saving someone who died anyway, ick!
#Oakheart- get squished by a rock
#Burn- “There’s another snake!" To say that, I forgot
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Whitestorm - Killed by Scourge's goons
#Badgerpaw/fang - Put into battle way too soon
#Sunset - Stabbed through the chest
#Swiftpaw - To think that you could beat a dog wasn't the best
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Snowkit - Carried off by a bird cus you small
#Smokepaw - Fell off a cliff and died from the fall
#Bluestar - Jump on a dog then drown in a river
#Rippletail - Get fatal wounds from a beaver
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Gill - hey I'm your dad
#Scarlet - I'm so bad 
#Sandstorm - I'm way too old 
#Mosskit - out in the cold
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#A SeaWing in the War of SandWing Succession - Killed by a SandWing who supported Blaze 
#Mabelshades kits-drown in the clod 
#Osprey - yeeted down a cliff by Queen Scarlet
#Crane- was killed by WInter's emo sister 
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE, IE! 
#SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Kestrel-stabbed In the chest by a SandWing tail
#Battlewinner-Get frost breath down your throat.
#Hawkfrost-Get your evil plans expired.
#Nightwing gaurd-Get Killed by an Icewing with anger isues
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO! DUMB WAYS TO DIE IE, IE, IE!
#SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Jerboa-Get tricked bye your own daughter.
#Bramblestar - Got killed by a bad cold
#Ashfur - Yeeted into a lake by Bristlefrost
#Bristlefrost - yeeted herself and Ashfur into a lake
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Curlfeather- Get kill by your own member of a revolt 
#Palm - got rocked by a space rock
#Random SandWIng in the SkyWing arena- jumped into Peril
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#Reedwhisker- Get attacked by a terrorist
#(These next ones are maybe going to be in arc 4-7 I only know cause my moms mom Is Tuis FRIEND so my moms mom also Knows the Erin hunter team) (So… you mean your grandmother? Your mom’s mom is your grandmother.)
#Sunstar-Die from the storm
#Mushroom - human who gotten his head cut off by Evil Queen Scarlet
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE, IE, IE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Skywing egg - fell off a cliff by Burn yeeting it 
#Albatross (again)- Indigo was in a rage
#Princess Sunset got A SINGLE PAGE!
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE! SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE! DUMB WAYS TO DIE,IE,IE!SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Horizon- tried to hug fire
#Gill- well that's ire(onic) ALANIS MORRISET BREAK!!!!
#HIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!
#Carneilian - walk into the wrong cave
#DUMB WAYS TO DIE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE. DUMB WAYS TO DIE IE IE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE!
#Cardinals friend- play dead and then get accidentaly stepped on
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