May 20

Location: The Feywild
New Characters:
* Oberon
Notable items/knowledge :
* Titania murdered her own son to start a war with the Court of Shadows 
* Desmond was her advisor 
* Oberon owes Dircc two wishes
* Dircc grabbed Oberon's silver chastity cage for a spell component
* Writ of Service, Smashmouth are real Feywild lawyers 
* Gen regained eyesight
* Scimitar - +2 to hit and advantage on fey and the undead - Tooey
* Oberon's Circlet - +2 to al intelligence rolls - Tooey
* Bea and Dircc's shared past 
* Bea and Dircc's shared evil deities
Notes:
Champ enters the room and grows a temporary third eye and the Minotaur (Oberon, King of the Fairies) drops the magic around the room for everyone else to enter. Obie has been in there a while and has no idea how long, we catch him up on everything that's happened so far. Gen's bubble pops and she returns from her ego death. Usually Obie is notified of threats, and he was not notified of the events of the alleged attempted assassination and trial. He offers us food and drink, we don't take it because we knew better. In return, Dircc offers him a drink of his whiskey, which Obie accepts. Dircc says Obie now owes us three wishes. We use the first wish to put a good a word in for Papa. 
Oberon confirms he was with Luke Atmey on the night of the ball, and he sends a quick nude to Tits. He turns back time with us to see what happened that night in the forest, Obie is suspicious of the war between the Court of Shadows and the Court of Light. He tells us the Queen's page's name is Desi (Desmond). Wendy made a sick AF Henry IV pt 2 reference. We tell Sami her backstory because she forgot. No matter how hard we tried, we didn't get to see Oberon's dick. Matt is still bitter about the gaseous form not being able to see.
We are transported back in time kinda and see Gen and Papa in the forest, back during their hunting trip. Gen shoots the white doe and Titania pops out and yells at them. The doe turned into a bright white ball and disappear altogether. We all throw up. Gen and Papa are transported to the Fey realm and the ball of light turns into a little boy with an arrow in him. Gen falls and Papa loses his shit. We watch him make some sort of deal with the Queen and Gen wakes up blind. Obie takes us out of the past and is crying. The little boy was his son, Puck. His other son, Mustard Seed, died in the war and forged the alliance between the Courts of Wonder and Light against the Court of Shadows. The Queen had spread rumors that the Court of Shadows was responsible for Mustard's death and started the war. We pull cards from Oberon's tarot deck and Gen gets the orphan card (LMAO). We all sleep in Obie's bed except for Tooey who goes home. 
The next day we all get on our fancy outfits. Champs wears the yellow Chinese little boy outfit again, Bea wears a Shakespeare collar and a powdered wig, and Dircc decides to wear a flowing smoke cape decorated with flickering flames and the faces of everyone he's ever killed, and Gen rocks a red suit and heels. Tooey didn't want an outfit. We put our hands in the middle of the circle and sound off to "Get Papa off" before heading to court. 
Court is made up of infinite bleachers and everyone has a seat except for Oberon who had to get out his own folding chair. Bea trips loudly to get his attention and gives him inspiration. The Queen declares Papa guilty and we decide to let Tooey lead our defense. Gen states Papa's full name to the court and shushes the Queen as Oberon speaks up and declares Papa innocent, Tits is mad. The Defense calls their first witness, Luke Atmey. Champ talks to Luke and he admits a Page suggested he visit the King that night. Bea drills Frank Sahwit, and Dircc plays good cop offering him whiskey and saying "Hey, it's me". He point blank says he was drunk and doesn't remember anything. We then call Oberon to the stand, the Queen is big mad about the question of Puck. Oberon formally accuses her of murder and high treason. We learn she killed Mustard Seed to start the war with the Court of Shadows. Oberon disappears and the Queen starts shapeshifting into a huge scary Galadriel. 
We roll for initiative. We try to summon Oberon to the court room several times but keep failing our check. After so much damage taken, summoning Oberon works and he gives us the greenlight to kill her. "Beat your wife!" The Queen lost a lot of HP and turned into a giant tree. Bea turns into a fly a second time and successfully flies into her open mouth. Tooey gets the HDYWTDT with a fire wall spell and Bea has to get tf outta there. "Guess that tree was all bark no bite".
With the Queen turned into a pile of ash, the King is in charge and disappears the prosecutors. The crowd goes wild, Papa is declared innocent and Puck appears as a little boy in a coma. Oberon lets Gen choose between regaining her sight or continuing as is, she asks for her sight back and she gets it. For the first time outside of her dreams, she can see her friends <3
Tooey's boss was a nymph in the prosecution and tells Tooey she's free of service. Obie is so cool, Bea gives him the only copy in existence of Wensworth's book, The Lion, the Bitch, and the Whore-drobe, he loves it. Oberon gives Smashmouth an official Writ of Service acknowledging the party as official lawyers of the Feywild. We give him a warning about Desi and he awards us with a huge satchel of 2,500 gp, a scimitar, and his circlet. We give the items to Tooey since she doesn't have anything. Papa and Gen have a moment and they hug and cry and bond all cute. Papa tells us he was an errand boy for the Queen and the documents he was trying to get out of the Queen's chambers were proof of the false war and murder. Gen tells Papa "Dircc is my boyfriend" and Papa says he needs to talk to Dircc. Champ can teach Gen to read. 
Bea tells Dircc "You said we were friends no taksie backsies" and fills him in on the five year gap in their memory. Bea did leave the factory to hunt for new toy ideas, but she got very fixated on this one archaeological site and iconography. She funded research and labor into excavation, only to accidentally fund the cult we're trying to stop. They were the ones that hired the elves that killed Dircc's tribe. He took the news well. Rock talks to Dircc "Things need to be sped up" and with a dirty 20 wisdom save, Dircc only feels a little mind stab. The Ring of Alopecia tells Bea "Things are about to get tense around here. Your friend and I, we all need to have a little talk. How do you feel about light espionage and lying, that cool?" BEA-grunginly she replies "yeah that is cool". Tooey wraps up the day by talking to whatever the lump is under her cloak.