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There has been a lot of doom and even some gloom on the forums lately, so I figured I'd whip up something positive for a change.
I dedicate this thread to good old fashioned bashing of the other side, there is nothing quite like mocking your opponents in the form of jokes and in my case very very true stories how exiles crack me up, to induce a sense of team spirit.
So here we go.
 
A young Exile female pink monkey thing that closely resembles a Cassian(You can tell them apart from the vile odour emanating from the exile) is paranoid about her husband, and she fears he might have an affair. As exiles usually are very reasonable and stable she goes and buys a sawed-off shotgun from the local den of intoxication she frequents due to her life being horrible at best. She returns home unannounced and finds her husband having sex with a granok. She grabs the gun she bought earlier and puts it against her own head. The husband jumps out of bed horrified because he realises they have no chance against Dominion and loosing even one more could be the final push over the edge to extinction. He pleads and begs, "No! Dont do this, how will the exile disease survive and spread without you!? I'm sorry! Dont shoot yourself!". She looks at him in the eyes and yells "Shut up! Youre next!"
 
Get it? Its funny because exiles are stupid (This clarification is for the sake of the exile readers, pure and noble Dominion citizens dont need to feel offended, I'm just trying to cater to the lesser minds as well, because I'm such a nice person). Okay lets continue!
 
What does it take to power up a single Chuas lightbulb? One Aurin homeworld burning and decimated!
 
Get it? Its funny because it true!
 
This one is about Aurin rodents aswell. One particular Aurin had been down with hes luck lately, because you know, Aurin. Feeling like he didnt have any more choices left, because you know, he doesnt. He decides that he would try hes luck by becoming a "lady of the night". He went at it and worked hard all night. Later he met up with a friend of hes in a bar, and the friend asked "So how did you do? Is the business worth it?". Our hero replies that "yes, I made 20 golds and 5 coppers". The friend looks abit puzzled and asks "Who was the cupcake that gave you only 5 coppers?". To which our hero replies "All of them!"
 
Get it? Its funny because exiles have no dignity!
 
How can you drive an exile crazy? Put it in a round room and tell it theres a full pardon and a Dominion citizenship in the corner!
 
Get it? Its funny because they are traitors and stupid!
 
What is more funny than a dead Aurin? A pile of thousand dead Aurins! What is even more funny? The one Aurin beneath that pile that is still alive!
 
Get it? Its funny because its not happening to me!
 
What is the difference between a Granok and a vegetable? The other is superior in every way to the other in terms of physical attributes and intelligence, and the other one is a Granok!
 
Get it? Granok, just saying granok out loud is a joke!
 
Last night I ran into Mondo, I asked him what he was doing. He told me "I'm going to go and kill millions of aurins and two Cupigs, FOR SCIENCE". I was rather puzzled and asked "why would you kill two Cupigs?". Mondo then replied "Ha! Noone ever asks about the aurins, just the cupigs".
 
Get it? Its funny because noone cares about aurins!
 
Mordesh, granok, aurin and traitor monkey all jump off a huge cliff in a competition to see who hits the ground first, who wins? EVERYBODY.
 
Get it? Its funny because its funny!
 
Aaaaand with that I'm done. Have a nice day you all, and I hope you all share with us some harmless good ol fashioned hate!
Remember kids, the only way to fight hate, is with more hate.
 	
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....the *cupcake* is this?  :mellow:
 
I don't even... 
 
 :mellow:
 
*goes off to bed*	
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Okay, maybe I went abit overboard with my crude sense of humour.
I apologise in advance if this actually ends up offending someone, that was not my intention, merely to encourage jokes based on the game.	
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