Inconceivable!:There Are No Hamburgers in the Phantom Zone

Inconceivable! episode 18, posted January 3, 2018.
Game Show episode 78
==Panelists==
* Host: Dan Moren
* Scorekeeper: Lex Friedman
====Team 1====
* Liz Myles (“We suspect her ability to pull out an answer is wobbly-wobbly timey-wimey”) 
* Tony Sindelar (“We acknowledge all of his references”)
* Kathy Campbell (“With two team mates, she’ll never be a clone again”) [Captain]
====Team 2====
* Glenn Fleishman (“He fancies himself the font of all knowledge”)
* Aleen Simms (“I’m afraid this intro is a little bereft of originality”)
* Jason Snell (“We’ve asked him to keep this one on the Download”) [Captain]
== Round 1 - End of the Line ==
Listen 1:35
Identify a character, and their final line, from their penultimate line.
Penultimate Line 	Final Line 	Character 	Contestant	Points awarded
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.	Time to die. 	Roy Batty 	Liz 	1
It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage.	But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.	HAL9000 	Glenn 	10
Severus… 	Please… 	Albus Dumbledore 	Tony 	10
You were right about me. 	Tell your sister you were right. 	Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker	Aleen 	6.25
I am a leaf on the wind. 	Watch how I… (soar) 	Hoban (Wash) Washburne 	Kathy 	5
I know now why you cry. 	But it is something I can never do. 	The Terminator(/T-800) 	Jason 	5
=== Standings ===
* Team 1: 16
* Team 2: 21.25
== Round 2 - Fake Off ==
Listen 20:27
Given a word from a work of speculative fiction (TV, movies, comics etc.) find the correct answer from the three definitions given.
Team 1 answers
Category: Fantasy Creatures
Points wagered: 9.2
Points lost: 9.2
Word: Converbilator
Reader	Definition 	Correct Answer	Chosen Answer	Notes
Glenn 	Faster than light travel is impossible, but with this living creature introduced as a component of a dark matter engine, suddenly faster than light travel is possible. 	 	 	
Aleen 	It’s actually a vaguely humanoid inorganic lifeform and it’s prone to inventiveness and mechanical tinkering 	 	X 	
Jason 	A horrible lizard man, with scaly green skin (as you would with a lizard man) but a converbilator dresses nicely with a coat and tie and it survives only by converting nouns into verbs	X 	 	From Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next series.
=== Standings ===
* Team 1: 6.8
* Team 2: 21.25
== Round 3 - From a Certain Point of View ==
Listen 28:58
(Contributed by listener Robert Pennington)
Sometimes our fictional heroes are the villains in someone else’s story. In this round we’ll describe an ostensible hero from a certain point of view and you’ll tell me which beloved character we’ve just made into a villain
For example: The man who blatantly lies to the authorities, cuts off someone’s arm in a bar fight and then skips town is, of course, Obi-wan Kenobi
For a reduction of points hints are available about their co-conspirators
Description 	Character 	Contestant	Points awarded
Rogue police disappear accident victims into an extra-judicial prison.First hint: They conspire with other police officers, a reporter and a DA who keep it all secret. (Cost: 2 points)Second hint: At least they feed them hamburgers (cost: 4 points) 	The Flash 	Glenn 	4
One time, this government trained killer used a helicopter to drop a man in a wheelchair down a chimney.Hint: He conspires with a number of criminals, assassins and of course, spies. (cost: 1 point) 	James Bond 	Liz 	9
A rebel with many identities steals a vehicle and then commits genocide. 	The Doctor 	Aleen 	10
His institution is seized by the government after he routinely enabled child endangerment and a rebel army of child soldiers names itself after him. 	Albus Dumbledore	Tony 	10
Esteemed military officer conspires with a foreign spy to kill a senator and successfully covers it up.First hint: also conspires with a black market dealer and a former terrorist. (Cost: 1 points)Second hint: When there’s a war on sometimes you have to make the decision you can live with. (Cost: 4 points)	Benjamin Sisko 	Jason 	0
Playboy turned eccentric serial killer first misinterprets a book then runs for office. 	Oliver Queen 	Kathy 	10
=== Standings ===
* Team 1: 35.8
* Team 2: 35.25
== Round 4 - Fake Off: Infinity War ==
Listen 54:02
Team 2 answers
Category: Fantasy Organisations
Points wagered: 6.5
Points won: 6.5
Word: Denarians
Reader	Definition 	Correct Answer	Chosen Answer	Notes
Liz 	An order of fallen angels bound to 30 silver coins. 	X 	X 	From The Dresden Files
Tony 	A cabal of powerful magic users, known for using demons as shock troops. Named after their leader.	 	 	
Kathy 	Denarians are (obviously) the union of money lenders. 	 	 	
=== Standings ===
* Team 1: 35.8
* Team 2: 41.75
== Round 5 - Where There's a Will ==
Listen 58:33
Given a mashed up plot of one TV show and one movie, determine the mashed up name.
Plot 	Mashed-up Name 	Contestant	Points awarded
A US Army Captain teams up with a liberal President and his staff to take down a former confederate mad scientist.	The Wild Wild West Wing 	Liz 	10
A former New York cop and his stoic partner track down rogue aliens harnessing technology for social commentary. 	Men in Black Mirror 	Glenn 	0
A US Marine pilot recruits the Horton family to fight aliens invading the town of Salem 	Independence Days of our Lives	Tony 	5
A labor lawyer and an aging hacker investigate the mysterious death of a politician’s staff member. 	Enemy of the State of Play 	Aleen 	10
A US Army virologist and a band of time-traveling superheroes fight post-apocalyptic vampires. 	I am Legends of Tomorrow 	Kathy 	10
A streetwise kid from Philadelphia teaches a dog to play basketball 	Fresh Prince of Bel Air Bud 	Jason 	10
=== Final Standings ===
* Team 1: 60.8
* Team 2: 61.75