Walter White

Walter White also known as Buttfucker3000, SkylersBitch420, Heisenberg, PimpOfJesse69, and other various aliases. Walter teaches meth and cooks math. He also has a slave named Jesse Pinkman who does nothing but get in his way and say the word "bitch" like a broken record. He once sold some math in Hollowneck, but the The Imposter thought his math tasted like trash so she attempted to eject Walt for acting "hella sus". That did not end well, as Walter has gained immortality from all those years of chemo. Walter is one of the only few people who can't get Orange Fanta.
== Shames ==
Walter White is a secret character in shames made by Team Grape and Team Raisin, and has some shames of his own. In one shame, Breaking Kart, Walter and his friends race each other for the grand prize of a kilogram of Viagra. You can only beat the game while playing as Walter, or else your optical drive will spit out suspicious substances.
Another shame was called Walter's Penis: The Shame, where you have to wobble around Albuquerque to find a fedora the size of his penis. The game is a reskin of Hungry Day but with a much bigger map, a GTA style star system with the police chasing you, motion controls, cars, and Jesse occasionally trying to help but failing miserably.
The most popular shame of Walter White is the one where he turns into a LEGO character and has to fight Minecraft Steve. Gustavo Fring then revealed himself to be Steve's father and behind the whole plan. Then everyone died except for Hector because bell noise funny.
== Trivia ==
* Walter White's penis can talk, but it only can say one word. "Jesse!"
* Walter White cannot stop yelling the word "Jesse!"
* Walter White once turned into Sans Undertale for a day.
* Walter White is the only other person aside from The NIght and Manny Quacioua that can seal the Infection.
* Walter White loves Fanta, so he drank infection and it actually tasted good.
* Walter's favorite element is Thulium.
* Walter discovered the element Chromium, VSCodium, Croakium, and Poopium.
* Walter White thinks Earth is not a planet, and thinks Mercury is the only planet.
* Walter White's prom date was Squidward Tentacles.