Fandemonium/Eps.26

Clyde, the guy from Flame Games, is writing this - swearing means only peeps with the age of 1 second and over can read this.
LAST TIME
Fire Master went to see where Hark and Flame was.
Banana Jr. Came down to the Mansion.
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(Clyde turns on news)
Reporter: Flame is planning a surprise attack on Scotland, with Hark.
Clyde: Fire Master's not going to get there in time.
Reporter: Fire Master is reportedly going to join them.
Banana Jr.: Traitor!
Clyde: I'll turn on Sky Sports News.
McBoo: Don't tell me it's a rubbish Scottish Sports TV Channel I've never heard of.
Clyde: No, UK and Ireland
Jeff Sterling: Breaking News, regarding England v Scotland fans. England and Scotland will be playing at Wembley, next year. This comes after England launch attack on Scotland.
Clyde: What should we do?
Banana Jr.: Tell "Richy" and "Soap" to lead the Army without us.
Clyde: Can't trust anyone on TV - might not be ture.
(Clyde and Banana Jr. rings "Soap" and "Richy" on Conference call)
"Soap": Hi Clyde - have you heard Sky, not ture though.
Clyde: Good! There only fae England anyway.
Banana Jr.: Yeah! Also is the friendly happening?
(Clyde cuts out to ring SFA)
"Richy": Who knows...
McBoo: Who's this?
"Soap": High Ranked Tartan Army Members.
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(Back with Clyde)
Clyde: Hi, is the England v Scotland game real?
SFA Services: Sorry, but no.
Clyde: OK...
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(5 minutes later)
ML: Where is everyone?
Lockie: Who cares?
Nightwolf: Who the f*ck cares about what?
ML: Nothing. CHALLENGE! Highest jump of the building wins.
Clyde: Easy, Easy!
Banana Jr.: Easy - we're Scottish.
ML: And...
Clyde: We do this stuff all the time! 6 feet to jump. Peice of Cake!
ML: Only Clyde.
Clyde: Can I go anyway?
ML: No.
(Clyde jumps awayway)
ML: What the F*ck?
(Clyde lands on both feet and walks back towards the building)
Clyde: See...
YE: Wow.
Bloop: Teach me.
Clyde: I'm not a teacher - ask "Soap" tae teach you after the end of this hell.
Bloop: OK.
McBoo: You're not dead?
Clyde: No.
Pesh: Well why'd you do that?
Clyde: I donno.
Pashie: You're stupider than Flame.
Pesh: Easy.
To be continued in Fandemonium/Eps.27
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