The Ghostverse: Abridged

The Ghostverse: Abridged is "Episode Zero" of the series Ghostverse Adventures, premiering on October 27th, 2018 in advance of the rest of the series. It features Felton and Trent summing up what's happened prior to the series in a comedic fashion.
==Plot==
Felton and Trent are sitting on a couch, talking to each other. It's unclear what they're discussing, and the camera is also being adjusted.
Cameraman: We're live.
Felton and Trent look at the camera as they groan.
Felton: Do we really have to do this? It seems unnecessary and against the rest of the-
Cameraman: Shut up. We'll send the money to your PayPal accounts after this.
Trent: Fiine.
Felton and Trent get into a relaxed position as they stare at the camera.
Felton: So, you probably chose to watch this because you're interested in Ghostverse Adventures, right?
Trent: Because if so, we'll tell you what you need to know in advance.
Felton grabs a book from a side table as he flips through it with his wings.
Felton: Let's see...conceptualization...scrapped ideas...yadayadayada...
Felton eyes something in the book.
Felton: Here we are!
Trent: So first of all, you gotta know what the krexxon are. Big, mean squid-looking aliens.
Felton: They managed to invade some backwater planet known as Ascerth since they heard some superweapon was inside it.
Trent: They destroy some town in the invasion, and this awesome guy called Kaiden gets pissed. So he heads off to a city called Xastil to rectify this.
Felton: And from there, we see him form a team of folks to stop the krexxon. And in that team, Kaiden finds himself someone he likes.
Trent: Her name's Elina, and they...they get pretty close.
Felton: And then they defeat the krexxon on the planet. Woop-de-doo. Next section.
Felton flips through the book some more.
Trent: It's literally right on the next page.
Felton: Yeah, but you gotta make it dramatic.
Felton finishes flipping as Trent sighs.
Felton: Anyways, Taikari comes into the picture here. She's this ruthless mercenary and one tough cookie.
Trent: But she ends up crashing on a desert planet after a skirmish with her rival Kalgosh.
Felton: Taikari eventually makes it off the planet with some other folks, but Kalgosh...Kalgosh goes through what you'd call a transformation and becomes someone known as the Soul Grazer, lord of the Circle of Shadows.
Trent: The Soul Grazer tries to kill Taikari, but she escapes and joins the ONE faction dedicated to fighting him and his forces: the Vanguard of Spirits.
Felton: So after this little story we get some smaller stories. Elina falls into a coma, Circle of Shadows finds out about Ascerth, yada yada yada...
Trent: Then they attack OUR planet and we go after them. Then we basically get the equivalent of Infinity War in this universe. Everyone comes together.
Felton: We beat the Soul Grazer's ass back to his planet, and use the Ascerth superweapon to destroy it.
Trent: And with that, the first phase of the Ghostverse is done. Can we get a water break now?
Cameraman: No. You've still got two more phases to go.
Felton and Trent groan collectively as Felton flips through the book some more.
Felton: So then we get a small snippet of lore where Kaiden and Elina get married, and some group called the Doomuli comes into the fray. Mean old cyborg guys.
Trent: Then we see a superhero thing going on with someone called Volta. She becomes this bigshot superhero and saves her city.
Felton: But that's barely relevant to the lore.
Felton flips to a page labeled "Vigilants". Immediately, he lets out a hacking cough as he tears it out of the book and throws it aside.
Cameraman: You're paying for that you know.
Felton: Shut up.
Trent: So anyways, after...that travesty, we get a return to old territory with Kaiden losing his memories on a new continent never seen before.
Felton: He goes on this adventure to get them back as he fights some necromancer lady. She ends up dying to Kaiden with some fancy orb, but ends up serving the LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF DEATH.
Trent: So after that, we get some stuff with Taikari, she meets up with Volta, and they also meet the Vigilants team who we will not name anymore after this point.
Felton: Hey, I don't think we should treat them THAT harshly.
Trent: Says the guy who ripped their page out of the book.
Felton groans.
Felton: After that, we see some guy with a boomerang and-
Felton looks at the book.
Felton: This page is unfinished!
Cameraman: It was like that originally. Don't question it. Remember, your page was unfinished too.
Trent: Which I still take issue with.
Felton: AAANYWAYS, we see some small stuff with Kaiden and his fancy orb, then some hunter guy called Solotus comes into play. He doesn't like what his organization is preaching, so he ditches 'em.
Trent: Which brings us...to today.
Felton and Trent lie down on the couch in exhaustion, knowing they've finished their job.
Felton: Can we go home now?
Cameraman: I guess.
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Felton and Trent are walking out of the building, down the street. They look at each other with expressions of annoyance.
Felton: Did we really need to do that? There's something called Fantendo the viewers could look at.
Trent: Well, not everyone has the time to read pages upon pages of lore. I guess the studio wanted us to summarize?
Felton: There's summaries already there! Granted, some of them are a bit vague...
Trent: I swear, that page needs refining. Plus we really need consistency with finishing projects. Did you not see what happened to our own page?
Felton: Hopefully this new gig brings us back into the limelight.
==Trivia==
*This episode is obviously non-canon due to the meta humor of it, as well as how it acknowledges Fantendo.
*The fourth wall is broken multiple times and projects like Vigilants are jabbed at due to their quality.
*In the room the episode is filmed in, a picture of the Yoshi King T-posing can be seen framed on the wall. This led to a series of memes online in which people would replace the Yoshi King with other characters.
*The cameraman is actually played by , the creator of the series.
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