Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable won't let Vanessa quit the clarinet

Vanessa Huxtable went to her father, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, and told him "I want to quit the clarinet!" Vanessa wanted to quit the clarinet because she was stinky at it! But Dr. Huxtable said "Nope! You have made a commitment to the recital and you're going to do it!" Vanessa said "But, Daddy, I don't want to do the recital! I want to go see Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper!" Dr. Huxtable said "Sorry, Vanessa! You have to do the recital! Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper are dead!" Vanessa said "Why?" Dr. Huxtable said "Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash on February 3, 1959!" Vanessa said "I don't want to do the recital! I want to go see Alderaan!" Dr. Huxtable said "Sorry, Vanessa! You have to do the recital! Alderaan is gone!" Vanessa said "Why?" Dr. Huxtable said "Because it was totally blown away by Tarkin!" Vanessa said "Why, Daddy?" Dr. Huxtable said "Because Princess Leia wouldn't disclose the location of the hidden Rebel base!"
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