Pie Fight

"Pie Fight" is a March 13, 2014 Alternate Universe chat roleplay.
== Summary ==
== Full Text ==
Greg Ericson: throws a pie at fishy face
Akira Skye: does the same
Grey Bergman: GUYS STOP THROWING PIES AT THE KING! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: THANK YOU 
Grey Bergman: SKYE! 
Clover Rose: *throws a pie at the king* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Destroys pie with sword 
The Warden: [grumbles] Children, all of you.... 
Clover Rose: yes, isn't it fun warden? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second:' says a temper-tantrum kitty 
Akkey Black: THROW ALL THE PIES 
Akira Skye: Oh hush demon, you know you love us. 
Grey Bergman: AKKEY! 
Akira Skye: YES 
Akkey Black: *opens portals* 
Akira Skye: Starts kicking pies at King 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Heldammit 
The Warden: Not when you are throwing food at each other for no particular reason. 
Akira Skye: Oh come on and join in! It's really fun! 
The Warden: [rolls eyes] 
Grey Bergman: THANK YOU NALA! 
Akira Skye: PARTY POOPERS 
The Warden: GREY 
Akkey Black: *grabs all the pecan pie for herself* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: continues eating ice cream 
Grey Bergman: THORDAMMIT!
Greg Ericson: come now sister let them have their fun 
The Warden: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-- 
Akkey Black: Gonna eat it all and none of y'all getting any 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: in a whip cream bowl with a measuring cup spoon 
Akira Skye: Pelts King with a pie, and Tree 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: no 
Grey Bergman: Sorry... *innocent face* 
The Warden: Why don't I just tell everyone my FULL NAME AND BE DONE WITH IT. 
Akira Skye: Hmm? 
The Warden: IT'LL BE FASTER. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Why is everyone throwing pies at MEEEEEEEE 
Akkey Black: not me, i moved to eating them 
Greg Ericson: because only you know your full name? 
Akira Skye: BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EASY TARGET 
Clover Rose: because you're a brat 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: EXcuuuusssseeee MEEEE???? 
Akira Skye: You heard me! 
The Warden: [quietly] Excuse. Me. 
Grey Bergman: Alright that's it! Prepare for pie battle! *throws pie at Clover* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I AM NOT A BRAT AND NOT AN EASY TARGET
I HAVE A SWORD 
Akira Skye: Pelts with another pie 
Clover Rose: YOU ARE TOO A BRAT *throws another pie* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: CHARGES YOU 
Akira Skye: EASY TARGET 
Clover Rose: oh shit *runs* 
The Warden: And Greg, that...may or may not be true... 
Akira Skye: Runs 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: KEEPS RUNNING AFTER BOTH OF YOU
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS 
Akira Skye: Clover, split! *Runs in a different direction 
Clover Rose: *runs the opposite direction* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Runs after Clover 
The Warden: [retreats to the side and enjoys the show] 
Akira Skye: *Pelts king with ANOTHER pie* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: WARDEN YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN 
Clover Rose: oh come on 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: cuts through pie with sword. 
The Warden: You look rather like a pie yourself, Your Majesty. 
Grey Bergman: *bending over in laughter hardly able to brethate* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: tackles Clover 
Akira Skye: Frick... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN 
Akira Skye: Runs towards Clover and King
The Warden: Nothing, nothing... 
Greg Ericson: would a fish pie taste good do you think? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS 
The Warden: Just that you might need to take a bath. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: SHUT UP 
Akira Skye: Kicks King* YOU NEEDA CALM DOWN 
The Warden: [chuckles] 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: swings leg and knocks you off your feet 
Grey Bergman: O___o Sir....with our guards, they wont stay there long 
Clover Rose: *squishes a pie into king's face* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: aurrrrrhghghghghghhhh! 
Akira Skye: ow... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: wipes pie off face 
The Warden: [boredly] Let me know when you're all finished... 
Akira Skye: *Boops King in the nose* Missed a spot! 
Grey Bergman: (trying not to laugh) Are you okay, sir? 
Greg Ericson: why not join in on the fun sister? 
Grey Bergman: I'm good bud 
The Warden: [raises eyebrow] Me? I don't think so. 
Akira Skye: Com'n Grey! 
Grey Bergman: *smashes a pie in Greg's face* NOT! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: get me outtttt of heeerrrreeeee 
Clover Rose: *throws a pie at the warden* 
Greg Ericson: throws a pie at nala
The Warden: Oh, no, dear King, you won't let me inside your mind, I can't help you.
[pies go right through her] Oops. 
Akira Skye: Smooshes pies on Warden* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Warden, what's that mean? 
Grey Bergman: throws a pie at Greg 
The Warden: [sighs] Are you quite done. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I WANT TO BE DONE BEFORE THIS BEGAN 
Akira Skye: Throws a pie at Grey 
Greg Ericson: you are quite dull sister you know that? 
The Warden: [chuckles at king] 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I hate you Warden. 
Grey Bergman: tackles Skye and Greg 
The Warden: Just keep your barriers up, Your Majesty. 
Akira Skye: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 
The Warden: You never know who could... 
Clover Rose: *squishes a pie into the king's hair* ehehehehe 
The Warden: ...slip in. 
Grey Bergman: Uh...Warden...? 
The Warden: [grins]
Asuka Guranini: Uh... Wrong choice of words there sweetie. Be thankful I was listening in the entire time 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * fumes * 
Asuka Guranini: What is going on here!?
King! Go clean yourself off right now! 
Greg Ericson: no 
The Warden: Just stop distracting him and perhaps I'll lose interest. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I WANT TO THANK YOU FOOL. 
Asuka Guranini: As for the rest of you... Oh, I have half a mind to scrub you all of myself! 
Greg Ericson: throws pie 
Asuka Guranini: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? 
The Warden: He's temptingly open right now. 
Grey Bergman: Asuka... 
Asuka Guranini: OH, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Fool. 
Greg Bergman: would you like a pie to throw at him? 
Asuka Guranini: GO CLEAN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW MISTER! 
Grey Bergman: GREG! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: stands up to fight you all with sword against pies 
Asuka Guranini: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS MADE ME BATHE 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: then get AWAY from me 
Asuka Guranini: GO BATHE RIGHT NOW MISTER!
OR I WILL SCRUB YOU MYSELF 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: after YOU get your due punishment! 
The Warden: Overdramatic, much? 
Asuka Guranini: EXCUSE ME?!''
Excuse ME!? 
Grey Bergman: Okay...Asuka I dont think you're allowed to bathe the king 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: It is not overdramatic to be angry at this insubordinate behavior.
I bathe myself, thank you. 
Asuka Guranini: *Grabs King's sword and grabs him by the ear* You are coming with me right now young man! 
The Warden: Where have i seen this behavior before...
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: GET OFF ME! 
The Warden: It was when he was four. 
Asuka Guranini: THEN BATHE 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: grabs your wrist and turns it against you
WARDEN SHUT UP 
Asuka Guranini: YOU CHILD 
The Warden: [laughs] 
Grey Bergman: O.o 
The Warden: I have every right to say it, Gareth. I was /there/. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Uses body against you to throw you to the ground. 
Greg Ericson: well played sister Asuka Guranini: Falls to the ground 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: shut up
steps on you
Do NOT treat me like a child. 
Asuka Guranini: OH HELL NOW
DO NOT DO THAT 
The Warden: But you're acting like one. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: THEN DO NOT TOUCH ME 
Asuka Guranini: This is your only warning. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: NO I AM NOT
YOu DO NOT 'warn' THE KING 
Asuka Guranini: Swipes you off in one fell move and then steps on you* OH REALLY!? 
Greg Ericson: you like a snack to watch the show Nala? 
The Warden: [sighs and steps forward] Break it up. 
Grey Bergman: *facepalms* This isnt going to end well
The Warden: I think I will be just fine, Greg. 
Grey Bergman: Warden, shall we break this fight up together? 
'''The Warden: We can only try.
Grey Bergman: I'm ready if you are 
Asuka Guranini: NOT UNTIL YOU TWO BATHE AS WELL. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU I AM THE KING LET ME ALOOOOONE
EVERYONE LEAVE THIS ROOM 
The Warden: [raises eyebrow] "You two"? 
Asuka Guranini: YES, YOU TWO 
Grey Bergman: Excuse me?
The Warden: [laughs] I'd like to see you try. 
Grey Bergman: Asuka I am second-in-command. You can't order me around
Asuka Guranini: You sir, are coming with me. *Grabs Haddock by the arm and drags him off again 
The Warden: Let him go, elf. 
Grey Bergman: Asuka, release him!
He's a grown man! He can bathe himself! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Get OFF me.
NOW 
Asuka Guranini: Then you make him stop behaving like a child! *Lets him go* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: before I throw you to the ground again
thank you
Asuka Guranini: I warned you about that. 
The Warden: [grins] Don't tempt me. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: brushes shoulder indignantly.
marches off. 
Asuka Guranini: SOMEONE MAKE HIM BATHE 
The Warden: [calls after] You forgot something, Your Majesty. 
Grey Bergman: YOU DONT ORDER THE KING AROUND! 
Greg Ericson: don't touch the water 
The Warden: [points at cape on the ground] 
Asuka Guranini: YOU ARE NOT HELPING
Actually speaking of bathing... I haven't done so in a while... Ta-ta! *Skips off* 
The Warden: [wrinkles nose] That was not information that needed to come to light. 
Akira Skye: What. The. Hel? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Good. Odin.
I'm just leaving now. 
Grey Bergman: Never a dull moment around here, huh sir? 
The Warden: 'hought you didn't care for Odin, Gareth... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: HEL'S HANDS SHUT UP 
The Warden: [chuckle] 
Grey Bergman: O.o 
Akira Skye: YOU STARTED THIS WHOLE THING 
Greg Ericson: hel's HANDS? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I didn't start it. 
Grey Bergman: Believe me, I've heard worse, Greg 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I didn't ask for any pie. 
The Warden: That depends on what you are speaking of, king. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: ...........................excuse me? 
The Warden: You heard me. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: say it again. Dare you. 
Akira Skye: What even is this anymore...? 
The Warden: [gets close, bends down to his height] Depends. On. What. You're. Speaking. Of. 
Akira Skye: I think this is going a little too far there... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: elaborate. * seethes * 
The Warden: Where to begin, my liege, where to begin... 
Grey Bergman: No don't elaborate! please don't elaborate! 
Clover Rose: PLEASE DON'T 
Grey Bergman: elaborating ends in tears! 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: ELABORATE NOW 
The Warden: Are you afraid of something, little rebels? 
Clover Rose: *clamps a hand over the king's mouth* 
Grey Bergman: I REALLY dont think we need to elaborate 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
Akira Skye: Me too!
Grey Bergman: Why dont we go prepare for ragnorak? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: elbow Clover harshly 
Akira Skye: King! Shut up! For the love of ODIN shut up! 
The Warden: Let him speak, half-cat. 
Akira Skye: OH HELL NAW
*Pegs King to the ground* 
Grey Bergman: WARDEN 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: SPEAK
THE WARDEN IS AS IMPORTANT AS RAGNAROK
MY DIGNITY 
The Warden: Silence, Grey. 
Grey Bergman: Ok yeah that, but Ragnorak has more importance Sir! 
Akira Skye: Don't play the dignity card with me. It won't work. 
Grey Bergman: *grins innocently at Haddock* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: all I want is to hear the Warden speak. Then we can let this situation behind us. 
Akira Skye: How about we just leave this behind NOW? 
Grey Bergman: *sighs* You're going to listen to me are you? 
The Warden: [darkly] Let me make my point, mortals. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: my word is law. follow it. 
Grey Bergman: -__- Very well 
Akira Skye: Like I have to. You kicked out my man.
Grey Bergman: SKYE! 
The Warden: Close your mouth before I close it for you. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: WHAT 
Akira Skye: Bite me, wench.
The Warden: ... 
Grey Bergman: Odin's butt cheeks.... 
The Warden: As I was saying. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: * ignores Skye * 
Akira Skye: What? No agitation? 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: speak
Warden 
The Warden: I'd take responsibility for a few things, if I were you. 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: Are you saying I take no responsibility, warden? * huff * 
Akira Skye: Er... I just realized what kind of position I'm in... *Hops of off King* 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: thank. you. 
The Warden: [shrugs] Not that I have seen. 
Akira Skye: Bite. Me. 
Greg Ericson: bites Skye
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I do as well take responsibility, demon. 
Akira Skye: H-hey! 
The Warden: [huffs] Well, I'm glad. 
Greg Ericson: nom 
The Warden: [disinterestedly] Greg, don't make me make you let go. 
Akira Skye: A-are you still biting me...? 
The Warden: [realizes] I-I mean... 
Greg Ericson: you said to 
The Warden: Greg, you have three seconds. 
Akira Skye: Er... I-I wouldn't bite me anymore if I were you... 
Grey Bergman: Greg, stop biting now! 
Greg Ericson: it hasnt been 2 seconds yet 
Grey Bergman: Greg Ericson.... 
The Warden: [forces Greg to stop biting] 
Greg Ericson: that is no longer my name 
Akira Skye: Stop biting me or I on't be able to control my actions towards you! 
Grey Bergman: Alright bud let go!
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: leaves conflict 
Greg Ericson: nala already made me 
Grey Bergman: Honestly, Warden, it's like we're taking of a 2-year-old 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: you're not talking about me 
The Warden: [chuckles]
No, but we could be. 
Akira Skye: And if they are? 
Grey Bergman: No sir not you! I meant Greg 
Akira Skye: It's not like they'd be WRONG. 
Grey Bergman: Skye.... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: good 
Grey Bergman: *grins innocently at Haddock* 
The Warden: I'd leave now, little king, before more of your childhood gets spoiled... 
Gareth Ragnar Haddock the Second: I'm leaving and you're not saying any more. 
The Warden: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. 
Akira Skye: Please heed Asuka's advice...Category:Events
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