I've Got a Little List

"I've Got a Little List" is a deleted song from the animated television series Family Guy that was meant to appear in the season six episode "Lois Kills Stewie". 
It was performed by Stewie's voice actor and creator of the show Seth McFarlene and a chorus as Stewie's bodyguards.
It was heard during Tanks for the Memories
* Lead Vocals: Julia McIlvaine
* Backing Vocals: Robert Mittenthal and Michael Rubiner 
== Lyrics ==
June: Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!
(Sings) As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in “Caddyshack”
The Asian guy who bumps into every single line
And Britney Spears was performing on the All That stage through the years
And Bill O'Reilly's career reported for local television stations in the United States
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: She's got them on the list
She's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
June: There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And Senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list
And the 12 year old kid smiling while he's splashing in the pool
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's the boy who comes to school with a tie on
And every member of the cast of “Entourage”
And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a win
For ending The Sopranos with no cuts of black!
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed
Secret Service Men: She's got them on the list
She's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
June: There's the guy who sits in a cockpit and announces on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist. I've got him on the list
And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" (tryptophan)
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's the blonde lady who tells you with a voice like a Angel
[falsetto] "You know, someone should do a sitcom based around my life!"
[normal voice] The guy who watched "The Simpsons" episodes from 1993
And won't admit the thing isn't funny anymore
June and Secret Service Men: And anyone
And every one...
Who's ever...
Made me missed!
Secret Service Men: Made me missed!
Made me really really missed!
June: I've got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: They'd be none, they'd be...
They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed...
June: They'd none
Secret Service Men: None of them...
Of...
None of them...
Them...
None of them
June and Secret Service Men: Be...
Missed!
Basso Profundo Secret Service Man: None of them be missed!
Category:Songs