Ross: "Conservative" Politicians are Falleentium's Best Kept Secret

In a press conference held in Verzoonium, Bob Ross, leader of the Faithful Falleen Distributist Party, has led his coalition in a string of attacks against the CCU in its recent tantrum towards the Right and Very Honorable Chancellor and his colleague, the Deputy Chancellor.
Originally posted by Bob Ross:
These "Conservative", and by Conservative, I mean fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal, Hedonistic, Corporate Cronies, have once again shirked out from their shadows the place the finger of blame for this war on anyone but themselves. The fact is, these "Conservatives", whether they be the CCU or UKIP, who are both in a collective coalition to undermine the Falleen cause, have been Falleentium's best kept secret. Until recently, where were they while our soldiers fought and died? Where were they when the esteemed Chancellor and Deputy Chancellor carried our government through this war?
Where were they when we were in dire need of legislation to support the war effort? We have faced WMDs, and thousands of deaths. All of us true Falleens had our arms linked together, ready to face anything the Communists and the Radicals had to throw at us. While we formed our shield to defend the Homeland, the "Conservatives" sat on their high thrones, ready to criticisize our battle formation. Just like the ULC, they are quick to judge others, but less so willing to provide genuine solutions, other than vague half-truths and suggestions which would likely benefit their lobbyists more than anyone else. They are, in effect, Falleentium's best secret. When the Mainstream Media is lacking a controversy, there they are to brew one up.
They are the Political Pot Stirrers. The fact is, they've contributed little to this war effort. They can choose to briefly emerge from their shadow to cast a stone, and promptly return when an objection to their false allegations is raised. While they are doing this, we true patriots shall continue to defend our Nation, no matter the cost. It is the imperative of our party, and I do believe it is the imperative of this government, to ensure that the thousands of Allied and Falleen soldiers who have shed their blood in this war shall not have been slain in vain. We will leave the mud-slinging to the Conservatives, seeing as it appears to be their only surface-value platform.
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