The Groaning Simp

==Profile ==
A simple oaf who found a vast store of sugar, he hoped to sell it and make a fortune. But efforts to defend it from theft and the assaults by Lady Aspis drove him mad and slowly warped his body and mind, with the final breaking point being the great Molasses Flood that wiped away his sugar.
Now the melted taffy-thing in the seat of his doughnut madly guards his treasure that no longer exists, reaching out to strangle thieves in his melting mass with a cry of “WHY YOU LITTLE!”
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==Additional Info. ==
Some incarnation of this character’s probably a part of the Game Bosses Union, given that’s where I put all my boss-based fancharacters. 
==Author Commentary ==
Okay, inspired by @partlysmith tagging a screencap from this bit under his setting Sugar and Spice, I made a fan character, The Groaning Simp.
==Major Appearances (If Any) ==
==License ==
I might as well say this character, as with the other stuff in the Union, is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license as long as I, Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as his creator.
Tho, Partly doesn’t really need to give credit if it makes him uncomfortable, I’d really just love to see this ridiculous; baffling design integrated into his setting…
==Blatant Shilling ==
And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
==Gallery ==
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Category:Game Bosses Union