Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo

The protagonist from the animated television series with the same name, Johnny Bravo, and How I Met Your Mother character, Barney Stinson, fight against each other to see who's the better womanizer. But are they alone in this sexy bout?
Barney Stinson Background: His apartment
Johnny Bravo Background: In front of his house
Beat: Stinson vs Bravo
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
BARNEY STINSON
VS
JOHNNY BRAVO
BEGIN!
=== Barney Stinson ===
(starts at 0:22)
May not be someone’s daughter but I’ll still show you all the corners
This hated, shameless, fake and no Vegas Elvis is facin' a slaughter
From that hairdo I can gather that you could never fathom
What it's like to be handsome and to have a sense of fashion
I always shine bright so I suggest you keep on those sunglasses
You shouldn’t have skipped leg-day; Just look at yourself, you’re classless
Hook up with ladies when I'm eighty-three; Champion of the three-way
Like pyrokinetics I bring flaky heat; Now leave the rap freeway
=== Johnny Bravo ===
(0:46)
WOAAAH MAMA! This moose in a suit got me pissed
So pass the drink Pops, a legendary twerp will be dissed
I'll take your Robin to my BatCave, give her far more enjoyment!
While she looks like the kind of girl who could use two boyfriends!
But enough about her! Let’s talk about me! Johnny Bravo! (Hoo ha hooah!)
The one-man army, which my rhymes and semen you’ll swallow
I’m better at digging crazy chicks than this prick, man I'm pretty!
Let’s throw a party for my win! C’mon, Boo this Monkey with me!
=== Steve Stifler ===
(Background changes to a house during a party and the rapper starts at 1:05)
So this fuckface wants to throw a party for achieving nothing
Why don’t you let the Stifmester teach you about real loving
To a huge jackass full of steroids, and with a dick of an inch
Who's not even a challenge for me, you’re even dumber than Finch
And I’ll take easy this pink dinosaur who brags only about class
Here’s an idea! I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass
Bitches don’t want to blow your whistles, cause your missiles are so little
And I can tell you, dude, your verse is just you spitting your initials
Girls don’t have the patience to wait for you to seduce them
So why don’t you two guys grab your balls and fuckin’ use them
Since the pussy of a lady is something you idiots can’t hit
Now I’ll retreat! Ladies, I’m done with this funky shit!
=== Gaston ===
(Background changes to a tavern and the rapper starts at 1:35)
It’s time for a woman Hunter to join this sexy bout!
To show these rotten LeGumes what he’s all about
I've got charms sweeter than Barney, Steven isn't brawny
My guns are so big, it would even make Johnny look scrawny
Just leave Stinson, it’s not the first time you run from a fight-scene
Who deserves victory? Me! A bigger sex machine than Charlie Sheen
All know that when I ask "Is Gaston the best?" "No" is not an answer
Your apartment isn't impressive, you don't even have antlers
Nobody leads a Mob Song or has sense of fashion (like Gaston!)
Nobody fires shots or is a one man bastion (like Gaston!)
Nobody rocks his looks or has a mindset aware (like Gaston!)
Nobody mocks play-books or got biceps to spare (like Gaston!)
=== Casanova ===
(Background changes to a stage with red curtains, the beat starts at 2:06, but the rapper starts at 2:14)
I can say vixi as I’m fixing the vixens with all the fixin’s
Even with all the bitches, I’ve never heard this much bitchin’
I’ve hooked up all the fishes. So my advice is: stop fishin’
You think a real life womanizer can be trumped by fiction?
I’ll make the magician disappear, I’m in the best position
For this player’s game, you blue balls just ain’t any competition
Stinson must be back to his sandwiches and hippy trippin
No one falls like Gaston, besides all other Disney Villains
Throw yourself at frisky women, but you’re still send back like Boomerangs
The grillin’ lines that I smite onto you bite like Beastly fangs
Steve’s friends be wishin’ to be me cause I got a Tall Oak, yeah, my log’s thick
So this grand-motherfucker can swallow my lines like sperm and dog shit
You guys have as many big bangs as The Big Bang Theory’s Howard
Gaston can’t get a rose deflowered and Barney’s but a coward
If he thinks he’ll win, then this Penguin is the genuine Joker
The party’s over, you momma boys are nothing but Casanova posers
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
(The logo gets kissed by a pink CvH logo.)
-OOOOOH YEAAAH!!!
-OONS VS HISTORY !!!
== Navigation ==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
Season 2: 	BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2 • L vs Sherlock Holmes • Bart Simpson vs Banksy • Richard the Lionheart vs Simba • Steve Jobs vs Seto Kaiba • Raven vs Poe • Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark • Doraemon vs The Terminator • We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears • Ant-Man vs Atom Ant • Atticus Finch vs Harvey Birdman • Vladimir Lenin vs Lelouch vi Britannia • RoboCop vs Inspector Gadget • Black Panther vs Pink Panther • The Zodiac Killer vs Bill Cipher • Indominus Rex vs Littlefoot • Pitch Black vs Freddy Krueger • Jay Gatsby vs Pinkie Pie • Kenny vs Deadpool • Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo • Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter • Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel • Bambi vs Shaka Zulu • Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler
Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins