Squidward Buys a House

Squidward Buys a House is the fourth episode of Squidward's Life in Coralopolis. In this episode, after Squidward gets reported for fake law-breaking, he decides to start his new life in Coralopolis and Buy a House.
== Transcript ==
(The Episode Starts with Squidward walking away from The Park.)
Squidward: Well, that was crazy. I think it's about time to start my life in Coralopolis!
Squidward: How will I start off, though?
(Just then, Squidward notices a House Buying service.)
Squidward: I know! I'll buy a House to live in.
(Squidward Walks over to The House Buying Service. He walks inside)
Squidward: Hello! Can I see your options for houses?
Store Owner: Yes. Here is a List.
Squidward: Okay! I'll take a peek.
(Squidward Looks at the List. There are many Fancy designed houses.)
(Finally, he spots one that looks very Nice.)
Squidward: I'll buy this one.
(Squidward Points to a House in the map. It is a part of a tipped over boat with Windows and a Door. It is also pretty big.)
Store Owner: Are you Sure you want to buy this one? 
Squidward: Yes. 
Store Owner: Okay. That'll be $370.72 Dollars. 
Squidward: Aw, shoot! I only have $220.13 Dollars.
Store Owner: Oh. Sorry, You don't have enough money. I Hate to see costumers without a House, So I have an Idea!
Squidward: What Is it? 
Store Owner: For now, how would you like a free Suburban House?
Squidward: it's a Deal!
Store Owner: Okay. My employees will come where you want the House to be Built. See ya. 
Squidward: Okay. I'll show'em where my house will be. Bye.
(Episode Ends With Credits.)
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