Indoors

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieSadie RechidFredTina-FranSallyMartha SmithNancy Suzy FishFrankIsabelMabelLennyHaroldEvelynPilarScooterPerch PerkinsNurseWhale recruiter
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie and Susie getting out of their boat in the Goo Lagoon parking lot)
Shubie: "Ah, nothing like a nice relaxing day at Goo Lagoon on this beautiful Saturday!" 
Nat: "You said it, Shubie!" Nat, Shubie and Susie walk over to the beach entrance and see that it's closed. Sally and Tina walk over to them.
Sally: "Hi Nat! Hi Shubie!"
Shubie: "Hi Sally! Do you know why Goo Lagoon is closed today?"
Tina: "They found toxic chemicals in the lagoon." An ambulance parks next to them. A nurse walks past them pushing Scooter on a medical cart.
Scooter: "Woah, I'm like green now. Awesome!" The nurse pushes the cart into the ambulance. The ambulance drives away.
Shubie: "Well that stinks. I guess we're just going to have to do something else today. Bye Sally! Bye Tina!" Nat, Shubie and Susie walk back towards their boat. Sally and Tina wave goodbye.
Tina: "Is it just me or has Shubie looked a lot heavier lately?"
Sally: "She's most definitely gotten larger. The only woman in the neighborhood that's heavier than her is Martha."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie and Susie sitting in their house)
Shubie: "So what should we do now?"
Nat: "I don't know, but I'm sure there's something we can do. Why don't we go to the arcade?"
Shubie: "You and Susie spend enough time playing video games. Why don't we see a movie instead?"
Nat: "There's nothing good at Reef Cinema right now. We could go to Glove World! Wouldn't that be fun?"
Shubie: "If you enjoy spending most of the day waiting in line. You know how packed it gets on weekends."
Nat: "Oh yeah. You're right. Huh. I guess there really isn't anything to do today."
Susie: "I know what we can do!"
Nat: "What's that Susie?" Susie runs over to a shelf and grabs a board game. Susie runs back to Nat and Shubie.
Susie: "We could play this!" Shubie looks at the board game.
Shubie: "Witches and Warlocks? You want to play a board game?"
Susie: "Yeah!"
Shubie: "Well it doesn't seem like we have anything else to do so why not?" Susie sets up the board game.
Nat: "Teach us how to play, Susie. I don't think me and your mom have played this game before."
Susie: "It's easy! All you have to do is roll the  dice, move your piece and grab a card. Whoever gets to the finish line first wins! You go first, Dad!" Nat rolls the dice and moves his piece. Nat grabs a card.
Nat: "You will be visited by a secret admirer which will stall your journey. Move back two spaces." Nat moves his piece back two spaces. There's a knock on the front door.
Shubie: "Why don't you see who that is, Nat?" Nat gets up and walks over to the front door. Nat opens the door and sees Sadie outside.
Sadie: "Hi Nat! I just came over to borrow a cup of sugar."
Nat: "I think we have some sugar in the kitchen." Nat and Sadie walk towards the kitchen.
Sadie: "You're home alone, Nat? You know what that means, don't you? We could go upstairs and…" Sadie gets close to Nat.
Shubie: "Hi Sadie!" Sadie notices Shubie and Susie and moves away from Nat. Sadie looks at her watch.
Sadie: "Well I'd better get back to that, um, thing that I'm baking right now!" Sadie runs out of the house. Nat walks back over to Shubie and Susie.
Nat: "That was odd. She didn't get any sugar." Shubie shrugs.
Shubie: "Maybe she realized she had some at home. It's your turn, Susie." Susie grabs a card.
Susie: "A teacher you're not fond of will be taking a leave of absence. Move forward one extra space."
(Scene cuts to Mabel and Lenny in their house)
Mabel: "The test came back positive! Do you know what this means?"
Lenny: "We're having another kid?"
Mabel: "Yes! And I can take maternity leave! I won't have to teach those brats for almost a full year!" 
(Scene cuts back to Nat, Shubie and Susie) Shubie grabs a card.
Shubie: "One of your closest friends' dreams will come true."
(Scene cuts to Nancy, Frank and Isabel in their house) There's a knock at the front door. Nancy opens the door.
Whale recruiter: "Hello, I am a recruiter for Whale University. The reason I am visiting you today is because we at Whale have noticed that your daughter is an excellent softball player for her age and a straight A student! We would like to offer her a full athletic scholarship to Whale. So what do you say?" The Whale recruiter hands Nancy a waiver.
Nancy: "Isabel is getting offered a full ride to Whale?! I don't believe it! Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! This is a dream come true! We accept! Where do I sign?"
(Scene cuts back to Nat, Shubie and Susie) Nat grabs a card.
Nat: "A good friend of yours will fall in love."
(Scene cuts to Evelyn giving Harold his mail)
Evelyn: "Here's your mail, Harold. Please don't make me pepper spray you again. Say, have you been working out?"
Harold: "Not really."
Evelyn: "Well you look kind of muscular. In fact, you look handsome! Would you like to take me out on a date sometime?"
Harold: "Sure! Would you like to go on one after work?"
Evelyn: "After work? I can’t wait that long! I want to go on one now!" Evelyn jumps into Harold's arms. Harold smirks.
(Scene cuts back to Nat, Shubie and Susie) Susie grabs a card.
Susie: "Your neighbor's butt will become very large." Shubie laughs.
Shubie: "Your neighbors butt will become large? That's funny. What a silly kids game."
(Scene cuts to Martha watering her garden) Martha's butt becomes very large.
Martha: "Honey! I'm scared."
(Scene cuts back to Nat, Shubie and Susie) Shubie grabs a card.
Shubie: "Your neighbor will get sent to the hospital? Well that isn't very funny."
Fred (from across the street): "MY LEG! Sadie, call an ambulance!"
(Scene cuts to a montage of random events occurring in Bikini Bottom as a result of Nat, Shubie and Susie playing the Wizards and Warlocks board game) Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "Wow, we've been playing this game for hours! Who knew it would take this long! It's my turn right?"
Nat: "Yeah." Shubie rolls the dice and grabs a card.
Shubie: "Your watch will start shooting lasers. Due to this newfound power, move forward three extra spaces. Huh? Well that was a silly card, but at least I get to advance three extra spaces." Shubie grabs her piece and moves it forward. Shubie's watch shoots a laser that burns a small hole in the wall.
Nat: "What the barnacles was that?"
Shubie: "I have no idea." Shubie taps her watch. Her watch shoots another laser which burns a hole in the ceiling.
Nat: "Your watch just shot a laser!" Shubie's watch shoots a third laser.
Shubie: "This is impossible! Susie, what's going on? What did you do to my watch?"
Susie: "I didn't do anything, Mom! It's the game!"
Shubie: "Oh dear Neptune! Do you realize what this means? If this game is making my watch shoot lasers, that must mean that every other card we've played has caused something else to happen in real life!"
Nat: "What?! Don't be ridiculous, Shubie. There must be another explanation. I mean, do you really thing that one of our neighbors has a really big butt now?"
Martha (from outside): "Tom! I can't fit in the doorway! My butt's too big!"
Nat: "Well, Martha's always had a large bottom. She's not the skinniest fish."
Martha (from outside): "I mean, I've always had a bit of a big butt but how did it get this large?!"
Shubie: "That's it! I'm not playing this game anymore! Who knows what kind of chaos we've unleashed in this neighborhood? How are we going to fix this?"
Susie: "We have to finish the game! When me and Isabel play Wizards and Warlocks, everything goes back to normal after we finish the game."
Shubie: "No! I'm not going to cause any more havoc in this town! Who knows what the rest of the cards will say? What if one of these cards says that a friend will die or that a family member will get seriously hurt?"
Nat: "I understand your concern, Shubie, but do we really have a choice? We have to do something to try to fix this mess." Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "I guess you're right, Nat. It's your turn." Nat rolls the dice and grabs a card.
Nat: "One of your best friends will be chased by sea-bears."
Pilar (from outside): "AHHH! Where did all of these sea-bears come from?" Susie rolls the dice and grabs a card.
Susie: "Your favorite band will split up."
Perch Perkins(from the TV): "Breaking news! Ned and the Needlefish have split up!" Shubie turns off the TV. Shubie rolls the dice and grabs a card.
Shubie: "Your husband will be stung by a jellyfish?" A jellyfish stings Nat.
Nat: “Owwww!"
Shubie: "Nat, I'm sorry! Wait a second… Nat, you're so close to the finish line! If you roll a four, you'll win! Then hopefully everything will be returned to normal." Nat grabs the dice and rolls it. The dice spins on the table and stops rolling.
Susie: "Dad, you got a four! You won!" Nat moves his piece to the finish line. Nat grabs a card.
Nat: "Congratulations on completing Wizards and Warlocks! Life will now return to the way it had been prior to the game."
Shubie: "My watch stopped shooting lasers!"
Nat: "And I no longer have a bruise from that jellyfish sting!"
(Scene cuts to Martha in her front yard) Martha's butt shrinks in size.
Martha: "What's this? My butt shrank! I can fit in my house now! Tom, come look! My butt isn't as big anymore!"
(Scene cuts to Pilar about to be eaten by sea-bears)
Pilar: "Please don't eat me! I don't taste that good, I swear!" A food truck drives by. The sea-bears smell the aroma from the food truck and chase after it.
(Scene cuts to Mabel and Lenny in their house) Mabel takes a look at a pregnancy test.
Mabel: "Barnacles! This test came back negative. The first one must've been a false positive. Now I won't get any time off from those pesky kids."
(Scene cuts to Nancy's house) The Whale recruiter's phone rings. The Whale recruiter picks up his phone.
Whale recruiter: "Hello? What's that? A baby who can throw 85 miles per hour?! Sorry Mrs. Fishbowl, I'm afraid Whale is no longer interested in recruiting your daughter. You have a nice day." The recruiter rips up the waiver and walks away.
Nancy: "NO!"
(Scene cuts to Harold and Evelyn on a date at Fancy!)
Harold: "Isn't this romantic?"
Evelyn: "Yeah… Wait, what am I doing here? I'm supposed to be working! The postal service could fire me for this! I don't know how you tricked me into going in a date with you during work, but it's over, Harold." Evelyn gets up and walks away.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie and Susie in their living room) Shubie turns on the TV.
Perch Perkins: "It seems as though Ned and the Needlefish have settled their differences and the band will no longer be splitting up!"
Shubie: "Well, it looks like everything's returned to normal. Sorry again for causing you to get stung by a jellyfish, Nat."
Nat: "It's okay, Shubie. I'm just glad everything's alright now."
Shubie: "Me too. Remind me to never play that Wizards and Warlocks game ever again." Nat and Shubie laugh. Nat looks at his watch.
Nat: "So what should we do now? We still have some time left before dinner."
Susie: "We could play another board game!"
Shubie: "Why don't we just relax and watch some TV? I don't think I have the energy to play another board game that could cause an apocalypse."
(Scene ends)
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