Jury Duty Quotes

:Andy: I'm not Rumpelstiltskin, Jim. I can't keep spinning gold out of your [bleep].
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:Dwight: That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
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:Dwight: Nurse, you know that baby in there, baby Philip? Cancel the circumcision.
:Nurse: Who are you?
:Dwight: I just might be his father.
:Nurse: I don't know what that means. We're gonna circumcise him.
Category:Season 8 quotes