Never Swamped a Swamp Serpent

==Summary==
When the gang drive through a spooky swamp in the middle of the night they run into ghost pirates and a swamp serpent.
==Script==
(We open on the Equestria Machine driving through a swamp)
Sci-Twi:Well guys after checking our compass in the map I've come to the conclusion.
(Cuts to Big Mac, Cheerilee and Twilight)
Big Macintosh:What's that Twilight?
Sci-Twi:(Looks at map)We're hopelessly lost.
(Cuts to Cheerilee)
Cheerilee:Snails, you and Spike look for a road sign.
(Cuts to them with their hand and paw above their head and Snails says)
Snails:You gotta be kidding Cheerilee in this fog we can hardly see the road.
Spike:Right. (Freaks out)Yi!
Snails:What is it Spike?
(Cuts to a scary looking tree)
Snails:(OS)Yoinks! It's a swamp monster!
(Cuts to the others)
Sci-Twi:Will you two get ahold of each other?
(Cuts to them)
Snails:We are!
Spike:Yeah!
(Cuts to the gang)
Big Macintosh:You're just seeing things. Take a look out the back.
(Cuts to them and behind them is a pair of lights)
Snails:Ok but I may be sorry.(They turn to see it) Yep I'm sorry! (They turn to them)The swamp monster's after us!
(Cuts to Cheerilee)
Cheerilee:Big Mac something tells me there is something after us.
(Cuts to Big Mac's side mirror)
Big Macintosh:My side mirror tells me the same thing. (Back to the van driving)Hang on gang we're movin out.
(They drive fast cuts to a pie truck as a horn honks)
Sour Sam:(On PA)Come on everyone.Get your free crabby apple pies, they're irresistible.
(Cuts to the truck when he says that and we then cut to the gang)
Cheerilee:(Points to the mirror)Who or whatever it is after us is gaining Big Mac.
(Back to shot)
Big Macintosh:Don't worry, I'll lose'em.
(Back to the van driving, it speeds up and the pie truck speeds after it cuts to the van driving cuts to the group shot)
Sci-Twi:Well we've lost that so called swamp monster. So I guess we're in the clear now.
(Cuts to the swamp cuts to Big Mac)
Big Macintosh:Uh-oh.
(Cuts to the van which screeches to a stop but it's too late it crashes cuts to the van)
Big Macintosh:We sure are clear. Clear up to our axels in mud.
(Cuts to the back where the guys seem scared of something else)
Snails:Oh no, speaking of ghosts.
(Cuts to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:Who's speaking of ghosts?
Snails:(OS)Me! Look!
(She turns to see it and is like "What" cuts to the ship)
Cheerilee:(OS)A ghost pirate ship.
(Cuts to the Jolly Roger and we blackout and then we fade to the ship sailing away cuts to the gang who are out of the van)
Snails:Did I see what I thought I saw?
Sci-Twi:If you mean that ghost pirate ship I'm not sure.
Big Macintosh:Anyway, whatever we saw is gone.
Cheerilee:Gosh what else can happen?
(They hear something)
Snails:You had to ask!
(Cuts to the lights of the truck)
Big Macintosh:(OS)Can that be a swamp monster?
Sci-Twi:(OS)No it's a weird truck.
(Back to them)
Big Macintosh:Easy group this could be trouble.
(Cuts to Sour Sam sniffing the air and chucking evilly)
Sour Sam:This crabby apple pie, is so crabby, (We move over to the pie) It'll make even I stop caring.
(The truck drives past them)
Big Macintosh:Whatever that truck was is gone. C'mon let's get the van out of the water. You know I'm kind of glad Rarity's not here.
Sci-Twi:Why is that?
Big Macintosh:Becasuse she'd complain about not wanting to push the van out of the water. But I'm glad Cheerilee's here.
Cheerilee:Glad to be here Big Mac.
Snails:So like where to now?
Sci-Twi:I saw a sign about a general store a mile back. Maybe we could stop there and ask about all this.
(We fade to the Swamp's End a general store and restaurant and not even the hotel kind of inn)
Big Macintosh:I guess this is the swamp's end. I don't know where it is. But I'm sure glad we found it.
Spike:Me too.
Sci-Twi:Well I'd like to more about that ghost pirate ship. 
(Cuts to the store)
Cheerilee:(OS)This sure looks like the place where you can find out.
(We fade to inside where Snails and Spike help themselves to the buffet while the gang talk to Zeke)
Zeke:Yessiree. I'd hate to mention this but you might wanna keep your eyes peeled.
Spike:Huh?
Big Macintosh:(OS)Whatda you mean?
Zeke:(OS)Well I don't rightly know.
(Swallows the food and we cut to Zeke)
Zeke:But some folks here abouts clam to have seen something mighty peculiar down there.
(Back to Spike and Snails as Cheerilee says)
Cheerilee:(OS)Like what?
Zeke:(OS)Well like a mmmm swamp serpent.
(Spike tosses some jumping beans in his mouth and we cut to Twilight as Snails is behind her)
Sci-Twi:Oh no, first it was the ghost pirate ship, now we have our very own swamp monster.
Spike:(OS)G-G-G-Ghost? M-M-M-Monster?
(Cuts to him when he says that last thing)
Spike:Ohhhhh.
(Back to Twilight and Snails Spike hiccups they turn to see it)
Snails:What's with Spikey-Doo?
(Cuts to Spike pointing to the cans and holding in his hiccups and hiccups again we cut to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:Oh no! Spike ate some jumping beans by mistake!
(We cut to him, he hiccups and hops like a frog and lands in a barrel we cut to Twilight and Cheerilee)
Cheerilee:Spike, look out!
Sci-Twi:(Covers her eyes)I can't look.
(Spike is heard crashing and we cut to him, he hiccups causing a drawer to close and causing a can to fall and he says)
Spike:I'm...(Can falls on his head)Sorry.
(They whole gang are there)
Snails:Wow! What a mess!
(Cuts to Twilight looking at Zeke)
Sci-Twi:If we can borrow a broom we'll gladly clean it up.