I'll Need a Smoke after Seeing That!

I'll Need a Smoke after Seeing That! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Joe Camel™ is in a state! He hasn't eaten in weeks, his hump is deflated, he's frothing at the mouth and flicking urine everywhere. What does poor Joe need?
===Question Reading===
"Aw man, Joe Camel is in a state! He hasn't eaten in weeks, his hump is deflated, he's frothing at the mouth and he's flicking urine everywhere. What does poor Joe need?"
===Choices===
1. a really big grave because he's dying
2. a new name because he's female and pregnant
3. a female camel because he's in rut
4. a rabies shot because he has rabies
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Yeah, I bet the Surgeon General'd be pretty psyched about that ad campaign."
3. "Yeah, it gets pretty ugly when a boy camel hasn't had some action for a while."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Expect he'll probably cruise the desert lookin' for a couple 'a good humps."
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