I'm Number One (Bill Cipher and Black Hat ver.)

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I'm Number One is a song from the 2014 Disney film, Muppets Most Wanted. It was sung by Constantine and Dominic Badguy (portrayed by Ricky Gervais). In the movie, Minecraft Dimensions: The Phantom Wars. It was sung by Bill Cipher and Black Hat (Villainous).
== Lyrics ==
Bill Cipher: I'm number one,
You're number two
We're villains at large
But I'm larger than you
I'm number one,
You're number two
I believe in equality
As you get larger then me!
I'm one,
Black Hat: You're one
Bill Cipher: You're number two
Black Hat: I'm number two
Bill Cipher: You may think that I'm smarter,
But I'm smarter-er than you!
I'm number one!
You're number two!
You're lucky to be number two
Not number three!
I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get the bigger piece of the pie
One day, you'll get your chance
But in the meantime, you got to dance monkey dance!
Black Hat: Really? I'm not a monkey, Cipher.
Bill Cipher: Do it!
Dance monkey dance!
Ha! Ha!
Black Hat: I'm number two
He's number one
I can't believe that I'm working for a All-seeing Eye
I'm number two
He's number one
Bill Cipher: I'm number one!
Black Hat: You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss is a demon!
I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone
And I'm at the front of the line!
It won't be long 'til I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance
Bill Cipher: Dance monkey dance!
Now, watch me!
I'm number one!
Black Hat: He's number one!
Bill Cipher: You're number two!
Black Hat: I'm number two!
Bill Cipher: That's it, kid, there you go
Now step aside, this ain't your show!
I'm one
Black Hat: I'm one
Bill Cipher: I'm number one!
Black Hat: Yes, we know!
Bill Cipher (Black Hat): I'm (He's) number one!
Bill Cipher: That's how it's done!
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