Dicing with Death: Episode 056

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==Wilhelm Recap==
Wilhelm the Magnificent meets his first day as a carny in search of mermaids with his newly adopted Gnome stepchild tagging along. The search is fruitless, but he does learn a local Lord is offering a reward for mermaid hide. 
They returned to the circus, and start rehearsing for the big show. Showtime rolls around and Wilhelm performs his first official act for the circus. After a confusing and slightly impressive performance, he goes to talk with Frederick and together they come up with a scheme to trick the local Lord by making fake mermaid hide.
But before he can set out, the local Lord summons him. The Lord informs him that Frederick has defiled his wife and hires Wilhelm to arrest him. Wilhelm waits till the dead of night and then attempts to capture Frederick, but sadly Frederick awakens and manages to horribly murder poor Wilhelm the Magnificent 
No doubt if death had fleshy weaknesses like emotions, he would be feeling rather pleased with his impressive recent body count.
==Frank Kershaow Recap==
The next to challenge death is Frank Kershaow aka Cranky Fists who starts his adventure in Wodheim. He was recently released from prison in Solstice, and is looking to make a new beginning in his old ways.
He finds an inn called the Weary Woodsman, and convinces Clayton, the owner, to accept him as an investor.
Next he goes to check out a competing Inn, and by that we mean sneaking in the back, beating the staff into unconsciousness, and setting it to fire.
The kitchen fire achieves the desired effect, and Frank decides to use it as a motivator to get local dwarven business owners to hire him as protection, but a local dwarf asks him for a demonstration. Frank finds a burly woodsman to assault, but is no match for the outdoorsman, and soon finds himself in the dirt, but there is more than one way to skin a cat.
Frank hires some youths to go trash the dwarfs shop, the next day the dwarf comes round and hires Frank, and his first task is to track down and beat up the youths, which he readily does.
Next Frank tracks down a brothel where he picks a fight. His fighting skills impressed the brothel owner, and he offers Frank the job of bouncer.
*Recap By Layla Ellis & Christiaan Ellis
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