Incubating Porkin

===Incubating Porkin Egg===
:"SQUEEE!" the Porkin squeals, as you approach. If ever there was an expert at incubating things, clearly this guy is it.
:He taps a sign nailed to the side of his nest with his foot. The sign reads:
:EGGS ONLY ACCEPTED IN DOZENS. THAT MEANS 12.
:Well then. Got eggs?
::> One Dozen Porkin Eggs, my good swine!
===Eggs Gone Wild===
:OH GOD MY EYES.
:Once the Eggs have been properly incubated, they roll down a small chute and onto the ground at your feet.
:Just go. And speak not of the horrors you've seen here today.