Phil Howell

Phil Howell is a former Poliner, currently residing in his soon to be mother in law's basement in Eastern Passage, Nova Scotia. He is a former member of The Commie Ninjas, and former webmaster for now defunct webcomic Da-Basement. He is a former actor with Rebel Island Theatre, a former editor for The Muse, and aspires to be Dave White. His hobbies include video games, having major arm surgery, and being introduced to terrible music by Liam Peacock and Aiden Dunne. His Signature song is Asshole by Denis Leary, but since Kathryn Curran dislikes this song, he has to settle for having Go To Church played at his upcoming wedding reception instead. He is not a fan of Ted Nugent, or anyone who he judges to be overrated or pretentious. However, even if any given person Phil meets for the first time is not overrated, pretentious, or Ted Nugent, Phil often philhowells them anyway.