Holy Mummy of Macaroni

The gang go to Egypt to investigate a mysterious mummy called The Mummy of Macaroni a pharaoh who was worshiped by millions for giving them macaroni and cheese
== Script ==
(We open on an elderly man dressed like a safari hunter holding a torch)
Dean:Alrighty Dean, you can do this, this is the lost tomb of Pharaoh Macadamo Macaronia. Better and otherwise known as Pharaoh Macaroni.
(A big mummy looking like the Krafts Pasta mascot Cheeseasuarus Rex in the Scooby Doo Krafts commercial comes out and grabs him)
Dean:What the?! (It yanks him into the shadows causing him to drop his torch and he screams we cut to outside the tomb where we hear him screaming and we black out and fade to the gang reading the newspaper at the Sweet Shop)
Big Macintosh:Listen to this. (Reads newspaper)Archeologist goes missing.
(Cuts to Twilight who reads over Big Mac's shoulder)
Sci-Twi:Archeologist Dean Snitherson disappeared under mysterious circumstances while investigating the lost tomb of Macadono Macaronia.
(Cuts to Snails and Spike who are confused)
Snails and Spike:Huh?
(Back to Twilight)
Sci-Twi:He's the one who made macaroni.
(Back to Snails and Spike who get it now)
Snails and Spike:Oh.
(Cuts to Rarity and Big Mac)
Rarity:What does that mean?
Big Macintosh:It means we've got a mystery to solve.
(Cuts to Snails and Spike)
Snails:Like it's a creepy mystery.
Spike:(Upset)Yeah.
(Back to the groupshot, Twilight stands up and holds a finger up)
Sci-Twi:Then let's get going, right now. 
Big Macintosh:Eyup. We'll catch the next plane to Egypt.
(Cuts to the plane flying in the air)
Snails:(OS)Some flight this is. (Cuts to him and Spike in their seats, the are bummed out) We don't even get the little bag of peanuts.
Spike:Yeah, and we don't get an inflight meal.
Snails:Well at least this flight allows dogs.
Spike:Yeah, we're lucky to have this.
(Cuts to the gang, Big Mac is reading a book about Egypt)
Big Macintosh:This here book you gave me Twilight will help us investigate the catacombs.
Rarity:What pray tell are catacombs.
Sci-Twi:Underground corridors and passageways that are dirty and messy.
Rarity:EEEEEEWWWWWWW! And I didn't even bring my stuff I need for my hair!
Big Macintosh:Relax Rare, we'll be fine.
Rarity:I hope so.
(Cuts to an airport where the plane lands and we cut to the gang at a gate with other tourists)
Snails:Like I can't wait to try some of that good old Egyptian food. What about you Spike?
Spike:Yeah, Egyptian food.
Big Macintosh:We're not here to be tourists, we're here on important business.
Sci-Twi:He's right you guys, we're here to solve a mystery.
Spike:Aw man. Can't we at least do both?
Big Mac, Rarity and Sci-Twi:No.
(He is upset we fade to them driving in a dune buggy with the same colors as the Canterlot Cruiser)
Big Macintosh:Boy this reminds me of the Canterlot Cruiser. 
Sci-Twi:Is that why you picked it out? 
Big Macintosh:Eyup. 
Rarity:Hey look, there's the tomb where the professor was last seen. 
(Points to a tomb and we fade to them investigating the way in for the entrance, the dune buggy is parked near the Sphinx and they walk past one beam and Spike sniffs at the entrance) 
Spike:I think I found it 
Big Macintosh:good goin Spike. Now the only thing left is how do we get in. 
(Spike looks at it up close and Snails comes and they both go in and spin around) 
Snails and Spike:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whooooooaaaaa! 
(They stop and only the door is there without them 
Sci-Twi:Snails! 
Rarity:Spike! 
Big Macintosh:We gotta get in there! C'mon girls! 
(They go in and slide open the door and we cut to inside the tomb where there are two fire pits with only melted cheese) 
Snails:Wow. 
Spike:Cool. 
Sci-Twi:Interesting. 
(Snails and Spike taste the cheese, one from each fire pit) 
Snails:Like how's yours tasting Spike? 
Spike:Good,how's yours? 
Snails:The same as yours. 
Sci-Twi:(OS)Hey gang, I found a clue. 
(Cuts to here with a notebook, Big Mac and Rarity come over) 
Sci-Twi:It's a notebook. 
Rarity:It's the notebook belonging to Professor Snitherson! 
Sci-Twi:We better keep ahold of it. It might have information to this mystery. 
(They go off) 
Spike:Ruh-roh! 
(Goes after them we cut to them walking down a stairway in a passageway similar to the 1987 DuckTales theme song with Big Mac leading the way holding a torch, Rarity behind him, Twilight behind Rarity, and Snails behind Twilight and Spike behind Snails) 
(They make it down somewhere and Snails gets scared and looks around sacredly with Spike being scared as well and Spike jumps into Snails's arms and says Shaggy's word) 
Snails:Zoinks. (Back up as the gang back up as well and Big Mac still holds the torch and Twilight has a torch in her hand as well and Snails says as they back up together) Like this is getting weird Spike. 
Spike:Yeah, weird. 
(Puts Spike down and we move past a beam to a wall with carvings and Twilight comes up to the wall with Snails behind her and Twilight holds he magnifying glass) 
Sci-Twi:We've got to use our noodle. (Holds her magnifying glass up to the macaroni noodle carving and up close we see it with help from the magnifying glass and she pushes the noodle button revealing a secret passageway) Hey gang, we found a secret passageway. 
(They enter it and we cut to the inside of the secret passageway and the torch goes out and we see their eyes) 
Big Macintosh:Well there goes the torch. 
Sci-Twi:Fortunetly I have a glow stick. 
(Turns it on and the mummy is behind Big Mac and he turns to see it, they run away and he chases after them and they hide behind another corridor) 
Rarity:I don't know about you all but I'm getting tired of being chased by that mummified brute. 
Snails:Like what do we do? 
Spike:Yeah what do we do? 
Rarity:Let's trap him. 
Big Macintosh:Brilient idea, only one thing. There's nothing to trap him with. 
== Trivia ==
* This story is based on an old Scooby-Doo commercial for Krafts Mac and Cheese that is on YouTube and the commercial is from 2001 
* Macaroni and Cheese is really from Italy
*The part where they walk down the stairway in the passageway is similar to Scrooge McDuck and Huey Dewy and Louie walking down the stairway in the passageway in the 1987 DuckTales theme song
*The part where the mummy sneaks up on the gang and chases them is similar to the scene in the 2017 DuckTales theme song