The City of New York Vs Lola (Charlie And Lola Lost Episode)

== Disclaimer ==
This story was written by Dave1995 back in 2020. I am moving some of my funnypastas here since I feel like this is the best place to put my funnypastas here. Gallery of characters coming soon.
== The Story ==
Have you ever traveled across the world before? I have, and I’ll tell you that it’s not quite easier than you think. In Japan, I don’t think they accept american bills. Pretty sure most of the world does this kind of stuff. But I don’t want to offend the world or anything because I wouldn’t want to trigger a world war or anything, so enough with the chit chat. I have something really deep to tell you.
There is a funny episode of Charlie and Lola that I have to tell you is weird. Let me discuss it. Hello there, my name is Wyldstyle, call me Lucy if you want to. I live in this weird city entitled Syspocalypstar, or call it Solar System Apocalypse. It’s basically Bricksburg but it’s all themed into space, rainbows and more.
One day, I thought that I should go to the new video store that just opened across the street that’s not too far away as I thought. So I made my way there. As I walked, I came across a good friend of mine. Her name was Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. She was the daughter of Dr Doofenshmirtz and also good friends with Candace. I would like to not tell you the details of Candace because I wouldn’t want Vanessa to tell her that there’s a Lego figure in town.
Then I met another friend. His name was Isaiah Vargas. He hated dead memes for an odd reason. I never knew why but he wanted to keep it that way. I for real this time went into the video store. I made my way to the kids section and found videotapes of Barney & Friends, Thomas The Tank Engine, Postman Pat, Bear In The Big Blue House, Sesame Street and others.
I was looking through the cases until I heard a voice that said, “Give me tendies!” I screamed when I heard that because it was in my ear. I turned around to see what looked like a man in which I named him Mr Charles, and he was offering me a DVD. The DVD showed Lola from Charlie & Lola looking down on her feet. You could see the space needle from the city of Seattle falling to the ground as Charlie was doing the floss and Marv doing a T pose.
I found it to be awfully strange but I bought it along with the other stuff I bought. The store clerk was named Alfonso Ribeiro. He told me how he lived in the city of Bel-Air with his son Will Smith. 
30 minutes later, I came home checking the mail. I looked to find that I had to pay the water bill and utility bill. While scrolling through my mail, I heard a voice say, “Hello there, can you spare some change please?” I looked behind me to find a girl in a yellow coat looking very homeless. I spared over 1 hundred dollars in her hat and went into the house.
I inserted the DVD while I went to get some chocolate milk out of my fridge. I forgot that my cat Thomas O’Malley didn’t know I was home as I assumed he was sleeping. I sat down getting ready to watch this strange DVD. It started with the normal Charlie & Lola intro playing. The title of the episode was called, “The City of New York Vs Lola.” 
The episode started with Lola making a tower of blocks and Charlie was reading a book about the wonders of China. Charlie looked at the camera and said his usual quote. “I have this little sister Lola! She’s small and very funny!” It wasn’t until the mailman arrived and told Charlie that there was mail for Lola.
Lola was given the piece of mail and it detailed that she and her family were invited to visit the new Krispy Kreme Donuts in Times Square. Lola went up the stairs to tell her parents that she’s won a trip to New York City. When I looked at Charlie and Lola’s parents, they didn’t even look like humans. They looked like a gay elf couple. The family packed their bags and got in the car.
When they got on the plane, Lola started acting crazy as the plane took off. She slipped all the way to the flight deck and triggered a pilot flying the plane telling her to get the hell out of the cockpit. Charlie and his parents were disappointed by Lola’s behavior. 
They arrived in New York and visited some cool places like Times Square itself. Charlie visited the Toys R Us store while Lola and the rest of the family went to the Krispy Kreme Donuts. While Charlie checked out the toy he got, he was met by a familiar person by the name of Sollozzo. He claimed that he was gonna sell some toys to give to the children’s hospital.
Meanwhile, Lola saw all the donuts they made at Krispy Kreme. She wanted to get the candy apple donut. Lola ordered about 20 of them cause the elf couple didn’t give a shit. Then Charlie reunited with the family and they all went to see a play about Mamma Mia. However, the cast and crew sang a really weird parody of Rock Me Amadeus.
This episode was having some similarities to The Simpsons I’ll tell you. As the cast kept singing, more people showed up such as The Great Bootleg, Michael Rosen, Mr Conductor, Freddy Krueger, Carson Clay, Rafiki, Luna, Lori Loud, Mr Fox, Lionel Richie, Pingu’s family with Robbie The Seal, Jack Box and Danny Demito.
Then it was nighttime. Charlie was watching some Thomas & Friends on television until he got bored. Meanwhile, when morning approached, Lola woke up to hear some humming come from the hotel restroom. She walked in to notice Luna from the play singing a song while humming.
While watching Luna having her morning scrub, Charlie could be heard screaming. It was confirmed that Charlie was being kidnapped. When Lola got outside, she saw that a person named John F Kennedy was taking Charlie away.
She dialed up a few people she knew such as Beavis & Butt-Head. They got on their motorcycles and went to chase the kidnapper. When they got a hold of him, Beavis held up a picture of a clothless woman from The Shining. 
Then the episode abruptly ended with the credits. To be honest, that was the weirdest crossover I’ve ever watched. After that, I got a knock on the door. I opened it to find some bashir rebels wondering if John F Kennedy lives here. I told him that he’s in New York.
Meanwhile, I decided to go out to a sports bar and grab myself a beer. As I visited the sports bar, I met up with Richard Baggs. We talked about kids shows a bit and we headed out. 
I have no idea if John F Kennedy and his race car was a real thing as if this was a news report being put on the DVD. 
If I were to come across another lost Charlie & Lola episode like that again, I would have to blame my neighbor’s children. And if you were wondering who my neighbor is. He is a house.
Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna go find John F Kennedy for all the crap he put Charlie in.
Category:Funnypasta
Category:Lost Episodes