Spongy Visions

Spongy Visions is a Mr. Rrarrg episode. In this episode, Patrick tries some drugs he found on the street, so he has to go through his mind to get him out of his state.
=== Characters ===
* Patrick
** Mind Patrick
* Rrarrg
* Grugg
* Grr
* Babba
* SpongeBob
** Mind SpongeBob (debut)
* Hot Dog Stand Owner (debut)
* Doctor (debut)
* Incidentals
== Transcript ==
(the episode opens with pitch black as patrick opens the fridge)
Patrick: (humming) something to eat… something to eat… better get it now or… uh.. it'll taste like feet!
(patrick grabs a bunch of random shit from the fridge and puts it into a bowl)
(he stomps on it and it turns into a sandwich)
Patrick: nah
(he stomps on it some more and it turns into a bigger sandwich)
Patrick: still no.
(he stomps on it some more and it turns into an even bigger sandwich)
Patrick: Now that's more like it!
(he unhinges his jaw and eats it)
(he goes over to the couch where rrarrg is watching tv)
Patrick: how ya doin rrarrg?
Rrarrg: rrar. rrarrg. (good. good.)
(short pause)
Patrick: seen any good shows lately?
Rrarrg: rrararararrarararg. (well there's this one show about a family living together and they have strange names.)
Patrick: Like what?
Rrarrg: rrarrg. Rrarraarrg, rrargrrg, rrarrrgr, rarararrag. (Stuff like. SpongeBot, Zoltan, Pluto, stuff like that.)
Patrick: cool. cool.
(babba comes in and goes to the fridge)
Babba: (whistling)
(babba notices there's nothing in the fridge)
Babba: bababa.. Bababababababab? (damn it.. Patrick, did you make a giant sandwich again?)
Patrick: I don't know. 
Babba: (sigh) babababababa… bababababa. (Looks like we'll have to go to the store again… And it's your turn patrick)
Patrick: okay!
Babba: babababababa (just get everything on this list)
(babba gives patrick the list; shot of list)
Patrick: okay! I got it! One question though.
Babba: ba? (yes?)
Patrick: what's a “beetroot”? Is it a root of a beet?
Babba: babba. (I guess)
Patrick: Good to know. Well, see you later. I hope they have the kind of worm food I like.
(Patrick heads out for the store)
Babba: Babba. (Weirdo)
(cut to patrick in the store)
Patrick: hmm…
(someone walks by)
Patrick: Excuse me, is this fruit gluten free?
Fish 1: uh… Yes?
Patrick: Okay thanks.
(cut to patrick at the milk section)
Patrick: Look at all the milk!
(shot of the milk wall; it pans up to show how big it is)
Patrick: wow.
(patrick grabs a jug of milk; he opens it and sniffs it)
(he has a small sip)
Patrick: Oh this stuff tastes good.
(patrick grabs 5 more jugs and puts them in his cart)
Patrick: (looking at the list) Now, what’s next on here? “Beetroot”. Still don’t know what that is, but I’ll find it.
(Patrick first looks in the technology section)
Patrick: Hello, do you know where I can find a… “beetroot”?
Clerk: (looks at the other clerk) Is this guy stupid or what?
Clerk 2: Just tell him where it is.
Clerk: Ahem. Beetroots are in the produce section. (he points to the produce section)
Patrick: Oh, okay. Thanks.
(Patrick goes over to the produce section)
Patrick: wait i've been here before..
(patrick notices the beetroot)
(his head slowly slides into the screen as he looks at the price sign)
Patrick: beet… root….
(he looks down at the beetroot and back up)
Patrick: still don't know why it's called that but oh well what can i do about it.
(he picks up the entire crate of beetroot and puts it in his cart)
(cut to the cash register)
Cashier: next
(patrick's stuff is next to the cash register)
Cashier: i see you like to buy in bulk.
Patrick: what's that?
Cashier: (sigh)
(cut to patrick walking out of the store)
Patrick: leedle lee, leedle lee, leedle leedle lee…
(he is now walking in the streets)
Patrick: …leedle lee, leedle leedle leeeeeee-
Mysterious Stranger: hey you
(patrick looks around)
Mysterious Stranger: over here
(patrick notices the guy)
Patrick: who are you?
Mysterious Stranger: that's not important. The real question is, do you want some…
(he looks around)
Mysterious Stranger: special powder?
Patrick: hmm.. Sounds intriguing.. I'll buy it!
Mysterious Stranger: oh this one's on the house.
(he gives patrick the bag)
Mysterious Stranger: be careful with this stuff, it's intense.
Patrick: okay!
(patrick leaves while singing leedle leedle lee)
(cut to the mountains; rrarrg is watching tv and babba is sitting at the kitchen table)
(babba looks at his watch)
Babba: bababababab?! Babababab! (when is he gonna come back?! It's been 2 hours!)
(patrick busts the door open)
Patrick: hey guys! I'm back from the store!
(patrick puts the groceries on the table)
Babba: baba. (great.)
(babba starts unloading the groceries; while he's doing that, patrick opens up the bag of special powder)
Patrick: ooh 
(he sniffs it and his face distorts)
Patrick: (out of breath) wow… Strong smell..
(patrick's face springs back up)
Patrick: wonder what it tastes like.
(patrick looks around and puts the whole bag in his mouth)
Patrick: (licks mouth) mmm…
(he immediately falls into a trance; zoom in to patrick's mind where we see him floating)
Mind Patrick: hello? (echoes) is anyone there? (echoes)
(cut back to the cave)
Babba: ba… babababababbaba? (so… who wants some stew?)
Grr: gr! (me!)
Babba: bababababa! bababababa? (alright then! Patrick can you help me get some of the ingredients?)
(patrick is just standing there)
Babba: baba? (patrick?)
(grr comes in and nudges patrick and he doesn't move)
Grr: grgrr (he's still)
Babba: bababbaa? (what is up with Patrick?)
Grr: Grrrgrrgrgrr (i think he’s in a trance)
(Grr snaps his fingers to try to wake Patrick up, but it does nothing)
(patrick then begins walking around the cave knocking things over)
Rrarrg: rararararg. (oh dear.)
Grr: grgrgrgrggrgr (as long as he doesn't walk out of the cave it's fine.)
Babba: babababa (too late for that.)
(the entrance to the cave is open and patrick is no longer there)
Grr: grgr- (well at least-)
(babba closes his mouth)
Babba: bab (no)
Grr: grgrgrgrgr. Grgrgrgrgr? (okay. But what do we do?)
Rrarrg: rararararararg (i say we follow him before he destroys the town)
(cut to patrick walking around the city)
Hot dog stand owner: hey there! Would you like a hot dog?
(patrick sniffs the hot dog and eats it and the owner's hand)
Hot Dog Stand Owner: hey! Give it back!
(patrick spits out the hand)
Hot Dog Stand Owner: thank you.
(patrick then flips over the guy and the stand and walks away)
(the guy and stand fall on the ground and turn into rubble)
(Rrarrg and the other creatures follow Patrick and see all the destruction he's causing, including flipping over several buildings, taking a bite out of someone's face, and even giving random people noogies)
Patrick: NOOGIE NOOGIE NOOGIE!
Random guy: Ahh! Stay away from me, freak!
(The random guy runs away and Rrarrg and the other creatures look at each other)
(patrick is walking down the street; zoom into his mind where we see a smaller version of him floating around a different part of his brain)
Mind Patrick: this doesn't look familiar.
(he notices a yellow square shaped figure in the distance)
Mind Patrick: huh? SpongeBob?
(he approaches the yellow square figure)
Mind Patrick: SpongeBob!
(it turns around and it is "spongebob")
"SpongeBob": hi patrick.
Mind Patrick: what are you doing here? Aren't you dead?
"SpongeBob": oh Patrick, I am not real. None of this is real. This is just the effects of the drugs you took from that guy in the streets.
Mind Patrick: what?
"SpongeBob": you see Patrick, you are currently inside your mind. Meanwhile your outside self is destroying Bikini Bottom.
("SpongeBob" gives mind patrick some glasses and he puts it on; zoom in and we see the real patrick destroying the city again)
Mind Patrick: Well this just seems like an average tuesday.
"SpongeBob": it's not Tuesday, patrick.
Mind Patrick: darn.
"SpongeBob": you gotta find a way to stop yourself from destroying the city into millions of teeny tiny little pieces. You gotta find..
(his mouth gets close to patrick's "ear")
"SpongeBob": (whispers) the source…
Mind Patrick: the source? Of what?! You can't just tell me to find the source and not tell me what source it is!
"SpongeBob": Patrick, you are currently on drugs. If you find the drugs in your brain and turn them off, everything will be back to normal.
Mind Patrick: but how do I find the source?
(cut back to patrick destroying the city; it is in flames)
Rrarrg: rrararararg?! (What do we do?!)
Babba: babababababa (we gotta somehow find a way to snap patrick out of whatever he's got)
Grr: gr! (yeah!)
Grugg: grugrggrrgug? (well then how do you propose we do that?)
(patrick walks down the road and a truck is coming near him; the truck drives off the road and explodes, patrick continues walking)
Babba: babababab, abbabababa! (no time for thinking, we gotta act fast!)
(cut to mind patrick and "spongebob" walking through his mind)
Mind Patrick: So this is my mind.
"SpongeBob": Yep, we gotta get to the centre of it in order to deactivate the source.
Mind Patrick: This place isn’t that big honestly.
"SpongeBob": Yeah, I know. Anyway, we have to find the receptors that the drugs have binded to.
Mind Patrick: And where are those?
"SpongeBob": I dunno, I’m no drug expert. You just gotta find them.
Mind Patrick: Oh… okay then.
(Mind Patrick looks all over the mind)
Mind Patrick: Cobwebs, lots of them.
"SpongeBob": Yeah, it seems to be how Patrick operates. But that’s not what we’re looking for.
Mind Patrick: D’oh, this is hopeless!
"SpongeBob": Come on, they’re around here somewhere.
Mind Patrick: You’re right.
(He starts digging through an entire file cabinet inside Patrick’s mind)
Mind Patrick: Letter B… bologna.
(A bunch of bologna hits Mind Patrick’s face)
Mind Patrick: OW! Let’s see… letter D. Drugs, surely.
(A bunch of dragons come out of the cabinet and burn him to a crisp)
Mind Patrick: Nope… letter M. Medicine?
(A doctor comes out of the cabinet and starts crunching numbers)
Doctor: Your total is… $646,869,503.
Mind Patrick: NO! GET BACK IN THE CABINET! (he shoves the doctor back into the cabinet)
Doctor: I was just doing my job…
Mind Patrick: Oh, this is once again hopeless! We’re never gonna find the source…
(Mind Patrick suddenly sees a glob of powder in the corner of the mind)
Mind Patrick: Jackpot!
(They head towards the drugs and Mind Patrick takes them)
Mind Patrick: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I took these drugs.
"SpongeBob": No! DON’T!
Mind Patrick: Hey you can’t tell me what to do. (he takes the drugs and collapses to the ground)
("SpongeBob" groans. Meanwhile, the real Patrick has stopped destroying things)
Patrick: Huh? (looks around, confused) Where the hell am I?
Rrarrg: rrarrarrg (looks like the drugs wore off)
Grr: grrgrrrgrr (finally. Someone’s gonna have to clean up this mess)
Patrick: What mess? (he looks behind him) Ohhhhhh…
(Patrick pulls a broom from his ass and reluctantly starts sweeping)
Random person: Wait a second, is that who I think it is?
(Patrick realises he has been spotted)
Patrick: Nope! (he quickly hides in someone else’s home. The woman inside of it comes out screaming)
Patrick: Phew. That was a close one.
(Meanwhile, inside Patrick’s mind, Mind Patrick is bouncing from one side of the brain to the other)
Mind Patrick: whoooaaaaaaa thisssss isssss bonkkkkeerrrrs!
(Mind Patrick bumps into the filing cabinet from earlier and all sorts of random stuff flies out, including the doctor, the bologna, a bunch of censored objects, and a nuke)
("SpongeBob" facepalms and groans. The entire mind then explodes as the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
* This episode and the next one are unintentional christmas specials.
*This episode is the only episode with an animated title card.
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