Susan Gets Told Another Story (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Angel Island
Ankles: "Hey Dad!"
Knuckles: "Ankles?"
Ankles: "I wanna hear one of your stories!"
Knuckles: "OK, let me tell the story of how I fought against the racism and sexism of the Chaos Emeralds and Master Emeralds."
Amy: "I helped too!"
Susan: "Hey, Ankles-"
Ankles: "Not now, it's story time with my dad."
Susan: "Oh! Story time? Cool!"
Knuckles: "20 years ago..."
Transition to 20 years ago
Knuckles Narrator: "There were 7 Power Gems, and one Master Gem. They grant super forms to anyone, but one problem though, only male hedgehogs were able to go super."
Amy Narrator: "This was the only problem with the Gems, but it was something we needed to get rid of right away. So during the girl's last day of her third year training with the Meathead, she wanted to gain a super form, but the Gems wouldn't let her, because she's a girl. This was a problem the Meathead sensed."
In-Story Amy: "Hey, Knuckles! Why won't the Gems let me go super?"
In-Story Knuckles: they won't let any girl go super or anyone who is not a hedgehog."
In-Story Amy: "But I'm a hedgehog!"
In-Story Knuckles: "A GIRL hedgehog. To be fair, I hate that about the emeralds, cause they disrespected the Echidnas, the protectors of the Master Emerald."
In-Story Amy: "Oh."
In-Story Knuckles: "But that doesn't mean we can't do anything to stop this racism and sexism from the Gems. Let's do it, Amy!"
In-Story Amy: "With my newfound strength, I can stop this from happening."
Amy Narrator: "Then they talked with the Gems."
In-Story Knuckles: "The servers are the 7 Chaos. Chaos is power... Power enriched by the heart. The controller is the one that unifies the Chaos."
The Chaos Emerald Spirits Appear to Knuckles
Knuckles Narrator: "Then the Spirits appeared."
Green Spirit: "Hey, Knuckles, our friend!"
Cyan Spirit: "Guardian!"
Blue Spirit: "Always protecting us from evil."
Red Spirit: "What do you want from us?"
Purple Spirit: "We're willing to answer."
Yellow Spirit: "We wanna help you!"
Grey Spirit: "As much as we wanna help the world."
Ava arrives and the story gets interrupted
Ava: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mom, why are they called the Chaos Emeralds if they are of different colors?"
Amy: "I don't know."
Knuckles: "Good question. After I finish this story, I'm going to ask the Chaos Emerald spirits why they are called Chaos Emeralds if only one of them is green, and even then, the Master Emerald is green too, so maybe the green Chaos Emerald is a peridot?"
Amy: "Back to the story..."
Back to the Story
Amy Narrator: "Meathead talked to the spirits."
In-Story Knuckles: "So, Chaos Emeralds, can you please be able to grant super forms not just to hedgehogs?"
In-Story Amy: "AND NOT JUST TO BOYS?"
Master Spirit: "Sorry, but we love Sonic way too much. He has no flaws. He's heroic, he is compassionate, he is nice, he's amazing. Anyone who is like him can go super."
In-Story Amy: "Just please let anyone who has you go super or hyper."
Master Spirit: "Sorry, we love Sonic way too much."
In-Story Knuckles: "But you are judging every person by if they're like Sonic biologically or not. What they're born with is not a reason to say someone is inferior to another. If they're a girl, they can't help it. If they're not a hedgehog, they can't help it. I know I'm a boy."
In-Story Amy: "I know I'm a hedgehog."
In-Story Knuckles and In-Story Amy: "But for the sake of us and everyone, please eliminate your own racism and sexism and eliminate society's racist and sexist thoughts as well!"
Master Spirit: "OK, fine. We admit we're doing something wrong. We want to be as good as possible and listen to you."
In-Story Amy: she stares at Knuckles "ALL THIS TIME, IT WAS THAT EASY TO CONVINCE THEM?"
In-Story Knuckles: "I didn't care for that before."
In-Story Amy: "Better late than never."
The Spirits return
Knuckles Narrator and Amy Narrator: "And that's how we eliminated racism and sexism! The end!"
Present Time
Ava: "So, Mom, Knuckles, please tell the Chaos "Emeralds" to rename themselves."
Susan: "Yeah. That's confusing."
Sonic: he runs to Angel Island "Ava! Why?"
Ava: "Dad, why are they called Chaos Emeralds if only one of them is green, and even then, that could be a peridot?"
Sonic: "Because, my daughter, they are named after the Master Emerald."
Knuckles: "The servers are the 7 Chaos. Chaos is power... Power enriched by the heart. The controller is the one that unifies the Chaos."
The Spirits are summoned
Chaos Emerald Spirits: "What?"
Knuckles: "Why are you called the Chaos Emeralds?"
Red Spirit: "You idiot. We were never called that by the Master Emerald."
Purple Spirit: "We were called that by Mobians because we were the servers of the Master Emerald. Also, so that it's easier."
Green Spirit: "So call me the Chaos Peridot!"
Cyan Spirit: "I'm Chaos Aquamarine!"
Blue Spirit: "You could call me Chaos Sapphire!"
Red Spirit: "Chaos Ruby."
Purple Spirit: "Chaos Amethyst."
Yellow Spirit: "Chaos Topaz!"
Grey Spirit: "Chaos Diamond."
Knuckles: "OK, I'm just going to call you Chaos Gems."
Master Spirit: "Good idea."
Susan: "Great story, though!"
The End
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