Little Women's Bizarre Adventure

Little Women's Bizarre Adventure is a book written by Jane Austen. She read some of her book out in the court room before the Christmas party of ACT 4. Many listened in awe and wonder.
Here is what is remembered from the reading, as Little Women's Bizarre Adventure is only truly revealed in the mind, and thus cannot be properly put on paper. It is only the words that come out of Jane Austen, who is truly a little woman.
It is a bright sunny day in Concord. Jo March, a little woman, is sitting in her dorm room. Today is the big first day of college. Little women college. She has yet to meet her roommate, who is late, very late, oh so very late. Oh well, never worry, all works out in the end. Jo is very excited for her first day of college, but there's something only she knows about. She's got a little woman ghost friend that allows her to shrink and grow things all she wants. She knows this year will be a piece of cake (teehee)! She decides to get up and start making her way to the lecture hall that would hold her first class. Being a college student, Jo is obviously broke, which is a terrible character flaw that cannot be fixed in any way shape or form because Jo's integrity is off the charts as a protagonist and will not steal. But she will cheat. What was said earlier with the "this year will be a piece of cake" meant she will use her power to cheat on tests if necessary. It's only reasonable. But she won't steal. Little women may be small, but not below all.