Juno

juno metro (mostly known as juno) is a female ms paint human from ms paint land who hangs out in the unschool computer lab all day, playing flash shames. she is deathly pale, mostly from a lack of sunlight. whenever she does go outside, she turns into a tomato (metaphorically, of course). juno dreams of being an artist and attending squidward community college, in which she would finally escape the dreaded homework that plagues her. other than that, she's just a bit tired of using ms paint for everything.
other students call her a nerd, but at this point she doesn't care. people go after her and act like they want to date her, but they just want her to do her work. juno was incredibly lonely once, but still tired of being the cheat sheet for everyone, so she decided to make a man, instead. this would eventually result in cool guy's creation. now, juno has to constantly deal with his shenanigans.
nowadays, juno's affiliated with the top hat mafia, which has enlisted her as a spy. she's relatively good at it, due to being four letters away from a nobody (those letters being j, u, n, and o, if you're curious). she's also close friends with ally, who she sees as a sort of sister. other than her gang ties, juno's really just a normal, everyday geek of the second millennium.
== early life ==
juno was once a human, born deep in the appalachian mountains, a certified redneck (or redhead? idk). she escaped into the ms paint dimension when she was ten, in a bid to escape the lean-obsessed locals. she partially succeeded, but instead ended up somewhere near a shell gas station. she was now in the unworld instead of the less cool one she knew.
== trivia==
* juno talks in all lowercase letters (like this)
*juno's favorite youtuber is the angry video game nerd
*her favorite drink is sweet tea, as she hates soda.
*when she was summoning cool guy, juno sung "gimme gimme gimme" by abba.
*juno once tried to shoot the sun and failed.
*she was once kidnapped by dj hallyboo for piracy. however, he soon realized cool guy had filed a false report, so he let her go.
**juno regularly pirates games, though, mostly old play station games that are either too expensive or hard to find.
*she likes cats pretty well.
*shes friends with kasumi todoh
*the dk rap will be played at her funeral when she dies
*the cogs think she's the mingler's daughter
*she started a podcast called that's discussing!
*juno has a bunch of lost media and sells it to people at a low price.
*she literally cannot do stand-up comedy. she's bad at it and nearly got murdered by the phantom over it.
**she can't sing all that well, either. at least without vocal editing.
*bezel has an entire shrine dedicated to her.
*if she was a sonic character, she'd be a squirrel.
*juno has an evil "clone" named goku-sotsu-kun
*she appears on a poster in le rufflette show.
*she has a pet tbh creature.
*juno sometimes goes by the name sutinnit online.
*her theme song is a comically low-quality version of feel good inc.
*she thinks black hole sues give self-inserts (and unanything user manifestations like herself) a bad name.
*she has appeared on the loraxian wiki
== Gallery ==
File:Mona Juno.jpg|juno, as she appeared on the album cover for mafia history thus far
File:Juno The Squirrel.jpg|juno, taking the form of a sonic-ish squirrel
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