Frollo Faps to a Firefighters Calendar

Frollo Rapes a Little Girl is the 1st episode of The Egotist Show and the 1st episode in the YouTube Poop style this entire series is literally just a mindless crossover YouTube Poop.
==Plot Synopsis ==
Considering this episode, Frollo Is Unoriginal and the series itself are just tacky YouTube Poops, there is little to no plot here. Rather, there are small sections of story piled next to cliche sketches and incredibly tasteless jokes.
Frollo starts by praying to announce that he will mindfuck the viewer, and every little girl that he can get his dirty catholic hands on.
After kidnapping Madotsuki off the streets and watching YouTube videos in his fire, Fred Rogers walks in, beseeching Frollo not to walk the path of every other priest before him raping kids behind people's backs against the teachings of Jesus Christ, and to abstain from his sinful ways. Frollo tells Mr. Rogers to fuck off, stating the Bible had tons of moments in which women were raped so it must be okay, and attempts to burn him to death with a flamethrower. Mr. Rogers survives however, and simply flies away from Frollo somewhat saddened.
Frollo then takes Madotsuki out of the bag he stuffed her in, and says he will rape her. Frollo then makes an epic rape a creepy pedophile face before violently making her suck on his old saggy penis, forcing her to swallow all of his "holy juice".
Frollo then tries to hack his copy of Street Fighter IV so he is a playable character in-game, but his coding skills are so awful his fire attack causes the game to glitch, corrupting his save data and rendering the game permanently unplayable.
Frollo soon invites Gaston over to his house to drink beer out of sheer boredom. Frollo gets him some Sol, to which he throws into the fire due to it tasting like piss. However, the fire spreads and ignites Frollo's home into flames. Frollo attempts to destroy the fire with the power of an expensive flag, and calling the Krusty Krab for help, but both end in failure. Luckily, Frollo gets an idea; he grabs a visibly shaken Madotsuki from behind and thrusts his dick into her repeatedly until it is incredibly erect, causing loads of his semen to shoot out and impregnate the poor girl, and extinguish the fire.
Afterwards, Frollo throws Madotsuki out onto the streets, now coated in his semen, shuddering and emotionally traumatized for the rest of her life.
Fortunately karma comes back to fuck Frollo even harder for his sins, as he dies via falling into the fiery pit in horror after Jake exposes him to Glee on DVD.
==Transcript ==
*Frollo: Beata Maria, you know I will mindfuck the viewer and all the little girls!
*Frollo: I can see YouTube videos in my fire! (watches "La caida de Edgar" on his fire, then laughs)
*(Fred Rogers enters Frollo's house, and begs for him to reconsider his sinful ways, and learn to live as a true Christian)
*Frollo:Fuck off Fred Rogers, you can't tell me what to do! The Bible had tons of rape stories in it, so that means it's totally permissible! I'll kill you with fire! (attempts to burn Mr. Rogers down with his flamethrower)
*(Fred Rogers is briefly enveloped in flames, but he utilizes his prophetic powers to extinguish them instantly)
*Fred Rogers: I see... You may not be forgiven for your actions Claude... May the Lord have mercy on you... (sheds a tear as he ascends back to Heaven)
*Frollo: (while sipping from his chalice) Mah boi.
*(Frollo sings in reverse and mentions Ben Affleck as he drags Madotsuki out of the bag he abducted her in)
*Frollo: (to Madotsuki) I am going to rape you. (gives off a creepy pedophile face before forcing Madotsuki to give him a blowjob off-screen)
*Frollo: (to Lady Gaga) You are deformed and you are ugly.
*Frollo: Beata Maria, you know I will be in Street Fighter!
*(cut to Frollo in Street Fighter IV where he fights E. Honda)
*Frollo: Taste the fires of Hell!
*(Frollo unleashes a blast of fire on Honda, but the game glitches out)
*(Frollo is in Station Square from Sonic Adventure)
*(Frollo makes another creepy pedophile face, causing Esmerelda to give a "Do Not Want" face)
*(Frollo makes yet another creepy pedophile face at Quasimodo)
*Frollo: I am bored. (calls Gaston) Hello, Gaston. Come to my house to drink beer.
*Gaston: Yes!
*(Gaston arrives)
*Gaston: I want beer!
*Frollo: I have Sol.
*Gaston: This tastes like piss! (throws the beer into the fireplace, setting the house on fire)
*Frollo: You idiot! My house is on fire! Destroy the fire! (Frollo throws an expensive flag on the fire, which has no effect) Shit! (calls on his phone)
*(cut to the Krusty Krab where Patrick Star gets a call from Frollo)
*Frollo: Help me! My house is on fire!
*Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (hangs up, then whistles)
*(back at Frollo's house, he gets an idea)
*Frollo: I have an idea!
*(Madotsuki appears, bent over and still coughing out semen from earlier)
*Frollo: The girl!
*(Frollo starts penetrating Madotsuki, thrusting repeatedly until he ejaculates into her and shoots semen out of penis, extinguishing the fire)
*Frollo: My cum impregnated a little girl! And it destroyed the fire!
*Finn the Human: I got this piece of shit. (takes out a Glee DVD)
*(Frollo screams when he sees the DVD and falls to his death because of it)
*Quasimodo: This is blasphemy. (gets kicked by Leonidass)
*Bill O'Reilly: Fuck it!
==Characters==
*Frollo (debut)
*Madotsuki (debut)
*Gaston (debut)
*Leonidass (cameo debut)
==Music==
*Justin Bieber - Baby
*Sonic Adventure - Station Square
*The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Sanctuary!
*The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Item Catch
*Yume Nikki - Ending Theme
==References==
*The video used for Justin Bieber was from his "Baby" video, which is what gave him attention from fan girls and haters. Blah blah blah no one gives a shit anymore.
*Frollo singing backwards makes him say "Ben Affleck". Is this really worth mentioning?
*It's hard to not understand what YouTube Poop source Frollo referenced when sipping from a chalice and saying "My boy"...
*Frollo raping Madotsuki and causing her to have life-long nightmares references the "Madotsuki got raped" conspiracy theory about Yume Nikki, and the creator's child rape kink.
*Frollo was telling Quasimodo-Lady Gaga she was deformed and ugly (not surprising why). (Why are you guys dissing Lady Gaga, what the fuck did she ever do?)
*Frollo in Station Square from Sonic Adventure. (Boooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...)
*Frollo calling Patrick Star, shouting out his memetic phrase "This is Patrick". (SpingeBill is for toddlers, man)
*The item get jingle from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time plays when Frollo ejaculates into Madotsuki and destroys the fire with his cum. 
*Finn from the toddler's cartoon Adventure Time gives Frollo the "Piece of Shit" Glee DVD.
*Frollo falling to his death (and Quasimodo's kick into the pit) brings forward the ever-so-overrated Yume Nikki ending reference.
* Quasimodo stating "This is Blasphemy" originates from the beyond overused "This is Sparta" scene in 300.
==Trivia==
*Frollo watching a Mexican YouTube video and drinking Sol helps show Chin the Chimpanzee's Mexican heritage, to the 99.9% of viewers who are blind to how "good" his work is.
*Some elements in this episode have nothing to do with the story at all, and some of it is removed in The Frollo Cut as a desperate attempt to retcon the author's infantile humor a decade ago.
*This episode predicted the Notre Dame being in flames on April 15, 2019. (Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it diiiid... Man you kids sound even worse than my local conspiracy theorists)
==Video==
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Category:Episodes
Category:YouTube Poop Era