Goku - spoof

== Summary ==
the real evil goku [not turles, not evil gohan, especially not goku black, and not those other gokus]
'hi humans imma eat u' - spoof goku
'i humans i invented all sloppy does and 'actions' - spoof goku
https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/1649828.jpg 
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tfLJEaU0sjg/hqdefault.jpg - goku left freiza a good hero crippled after his first fight
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6b/2a/36/6b2a36197099631085365cf094c51968.png
https://cdn.funnyisms.com/8f30e8f3-5021-4b49-ad9e-3465744a05cd.jpg
this content is marked as mature 
however it is still a major-spoof 
https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/3xhbyj/respect_turles_dbz/
== Powers and Stats ==
Tier: low 112a / high 7b start of z / low 5b when met freiza / infinite 1b with dragon fist
Name: son goku / the evil carrot 
Origin: manga
Gender: m 
Age: 1 mentally; 70 
Classification: crazy saiyan conquistador / full best villain of all time 
Powers and Abilities: goku and piccolo original powers / red divine aura [an evil power that goku uses to create shockwaves and melt planets while still keeping his feet planted on earth]
Attack Potency: same as tier level, rest follows
Speed:
Lifting Strength:
Striking Strength:
Durability:
Stamina:
Range:
Standard Equipment: evil cloud / evil pole / poison beans / other bad stuff
Intelligence: mindless [was defeated by raditz] / genius in combat / above average [invented the dragon fist]
Weaknesses: tier 112a / none notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques: dragon fist / red divine aura
== Others ==
Notable Victories: all z heroes including king piccolo / vegeta / nappa / freiza / majin buu and dabura 
Notable Losses: krilin / yamcha / raditz [each round 2] [then he proceed to stomp them in round 3]
Inconclusive Matches: king kai
crimes; invented 19 or older tv 
tried to kill freiza just for blowing up his pure evil saiyan planet
made dabura beg for mercy
opened up a drug store [not the good kind]
stole everything from king kai
assaulted all wooman, men, aliens, and food lovers
turned mufasa into a throw rug
stripped hercules of his clothes and crucified him
drove mad jim insane just by existing
drained the water of all planets
made the hulk cry for his mom
made the one above all and world breaker hulk cry for his mom
made devil hulk cry for all his moms
helped galeem in killing all smash bros [fully succeeding in doing the crime]
became a man stripper
destroyed all fun activities like go kart racing and fair fighting
fought dirty in all his battles
made all aliens his slaves
destroyed a hipppo
became the ultimate racist
overthrew the city government and called it 'weanie land'
struck lightning at all people who did not worship him
did bad things with his food
ate entire planets
and turned kermit the frog into his personal punching bag 
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Saiyans
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Crime_Ghost