Transcripts/Rainbow Rocks (animated short stories)

LMB theme song
== Music to My Ears ==
:[dubstep music]
:Bellvania: [high-five]
:[music stops]
:Mrs. Cake: What can I get ya?
:[music continues]
:[presidential bell rings]
:[music stops]
:[Princess Finlandia confiscates DJ Una's headphones]
:[Una gets his other headphone]
:[music continues]
:THE END
==Guitar Centered==
:Tobias: Jason, I simply don't understand why you can't just play the guitar you have.
:[sproing]
:Tobias: [gasps] Now I understand.
:Celestia: How about this one?
:Jason: No.
:Celestia: Lookie here!
:Jason: No.
:Celestia: Super groovy!
:Jason: No, Tia!
:[Dennis aproaches]
:Dennis: Well, whatcha looking for?
:Jason: That's the problem! I need something that looks as awesome as I'm gonna make it sound.
:[Cecil grabs that guitar]
:Jason: [gasps] Hands off my guitar, Lady Cecil!
:Cecil Lulamoon: I touched it first, boy!
:Dennis: Sounds to me like this is a makin' for a nice, friendly competition.
:Jason: All right! Let's see who plays best!
:Cecil Lulamoon: A shred-off?
:Jason: Shred-on!
:[electric guitar battle]
:Dennis, Celestia, Vincent, Tobias: [cheering]
:Jason: Check Lady Cecil out! Uh, she can have it. Turns out this is the one that speaks to me.
:Cecil Lulamoon: The Great and Powerful Cecil always wins in the end! [arrogantly laughs]
:Jason: I doubt it, lady.
:[a price tag on that guitar says: IDR120,000]
:Cecil Lulamoon: One-twenty thousand rupiahs?! You'll pay for this, Jason!
:Celestia: No, silly! If you want it, you have to pay for it.
:THE END
==Hamstocalypse Now==
:Polina: Thanks for coming, Lady Toby. The Fluttershy Animal Rescue Center needs all the help it can get.
:Tobias: Oh, but of course, Lina. Helping cute little puppies and kitties will never go out of style.
:Polina: Once a year, a lucky volunteer gets to clean the hamster habitat. I signed up for it months ago to be sure I'd get it. [singsongy] Housecleaning!
:Tobias: Ooh. Uh, Lina, aren't hamsters, uh, rodents?
:Polina: They sure are. But they're cute and cuddly like bunnies. Okay, every hamster, follow Lady Tobias into the next room. She'll take good care of you while I give your home a nice scrub.
:[pounding on the glass]
:[door opens]
:Polina: Lady Toby, what happened?!
:Tobias: Oh! Aah! Well, uh, Carl Pettington's coat just begged to be accessorized, but Emilia Furhart refused to be left out and got Chetverg Pawpower to chew right through Carl's little scarf, and before I knew it, I had a habitat-wide feud on my hands! [beat] Also, I named them.
:Polina: Ladies and gentle-hamsters, please! Now, I know you're all upset, but why don't we head back into the habitat and talk it over?
:Carl Pettington: [smooches]
:Emilia Furhart: [squeaks angrily]
:Tobias and Polina: [gasp]
:Chetverg Pawpower: [frightened squeaks]
:[Celestia's tambourine jingles]
:[door closes]
:Tobias: Huh! I never would have guessed hamsters could be so touchy about fashion!
:THE END
==Vincent on the One==
:Mrs. Maria Applejack: [to Vincent] Just remember, the most important thing about sugar butter cocoa cookies is to fold your batter. Too much arm turning will make your cookies tougher than a lump of coal.
:[Jason approaches]
:Jason: Come on, Vinny. You're supposed to help me find a drummer for our band.
:Vincent: I guess I could fold a little faster.
:Jason: Most people don't know how hard it is to find someone who could use both hands the way a drummer does.
:Vincent: Don't worry, Jason, I'll bet!
:[splat!]
:Mrs. Maria Applejack: Uh...
:Vincent: [squee]
:Jason: [grunts]
:Jason: Now, it's important that our banner look awesome! So feel free to use as much glitter as you want. A drummer can't just be anybody but you, Vincent.
:Vincent: Oh, of course not.
:Jason: They need to have the right instincts, you know?
:Vincent: Absolutely! [continues drumming]
:Jason: [coughs]
:Jason: It's gotta be someone with a lot of—
:Vincent: [squirts strawberry syrup]
:Jason: —energy!
:Vincent: Absolutely! [stirs glass, drums on lunch tray]
:Jason: Vincent, I mean, a lot! Energy, enthusiasm...
:[plates and trays clattering]
:Dennis: VINCENT!!!
:Vincent: [stops drumming] What the heck?! [resumes drumming with silverware]
:Jason: They have to be able to carry the whole band on their shoulders!
:Vincent: [still drumming with silverware]
:Jason: Ugh! Vinny!
:Tobias: We've got to find an outlet for all that energy!
:Vincent: [wild, fast drumming]
:Celestia: [exclaims]
:Dennis: Whoa!
:Jason: Cool!
:Vincent: [cymbals crash, pants]
:Tobias: Whatever made you think of Vinny for the drums? Huh! I never would have guessed hamsters could be so touchy about fashion!
:Jason: I am dunno. Guess I just have a sense for these things.
:Vincent: [plays sting]
:THE END
==Player Piano==
:Tobias: [to herself] Come on, Toby! You simply must get this piano to band practice! What kind of person doesn't put a piano on wheels? [grunts, groans] Just look at me. I'm a mess. What I need is a bit more muscle. [to Rover, Fido, and Spot] Oh, boys
:[Diamond Dog Boys startled]
:Tobias: I simply cannot thank you enough. And while I am a bit repulsed by your musky smell, I can appreciate that you are diamonds in the rough.
:[civilians scream]
:Tobias: Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me! Thank you!
:Rover, Fido, and Spot: [panting]
:Vincent: [drums]
:Jason: Ugh! Where's Lady Toby?!
:Dennis: That gal probably just wants to make some sort of grand entrance.
:Tobias: Ta-daaaaah!
:Dennis: Told ya!
:Jason: Lady, couldn't you have chosen a more portable instrument?
:Tobias: Astaghfirullah! No! The grand piano is the most refined and elegant of instruments. With it, I will be able to express my full musicality.
:[kitchen timer goes off]
:Jason: Well, our time's up. I guess we'll have to move our practice to the auditorium.
:Dennis: Guess you're gonna express your "full musicality" clear across campus.
:Tobias: Huh? Awww...
:Celestia: Or you could play this! It's part-guitar, part-keyboard; it's a guitar-key!
:Jason: You mean, "a keytar".
:Celestia: Po-tay-to, to-mah-to.
:Tobias: [plays keytar] Ooh! Oooh! Oh, my!
:Dennis: Well, look at that!
:Jason: Cool!
:Celestia: [gasps] Wowee!
:Vincent: Subhanallah!
:Dennis: Well, then, how about ya take that keytar and move your tail to our next rehearsal space?
:Tobias: Fine, fine. [to Rover, Fido, and Spot] I don't suppose... [plays keytar riff]
:THE END
==A Bad Case of Déjà Vu==
:Dennis: Okay, mom, one more time. When ya accidentally sold my bass at the garage sale, who did ya sell it to?
:Mrs. Maria Applejack: [stammers] I sold it to the owners of that new pawn shop. Uh, Flibbity Flabbity, somethin' like that.
:[bell rings]
:Flim: Welcome to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything-Under-the-Sun Emporium!
:Flam: If you want it—
:Flim and Flam: —We've got it!
:Flim: Need a pogo stick?
:Flam: A bowling ball?
:Flim: A stuffed clown?
:Flam: Whatever this is?
:Dennis: I'd like that bass.
:Flim: I can give you this bass for a non-negotiable price of one-hundred thousand rupiahs.
:Tobias: Why you only paid Mrs. Maria one-fifty thousand rupiahs for it!
:Flim: Yes, well, we have to cover our overhead and transportation costs.
:Dennis: Listen, guys, my mother never should've sold my bass. I'll give ya one-fifty thousand rupiahs back and we'll call it even.
:Celestia, Luna, Tobias, and Vincent: [agreeing]
:Flim and Flam: Likely story.
:Dennis: It is. That's my bass!
:Flim: And can you prove that this is actually you bass?
:Tobias: Her initials are monogrammed right on the strap.
:Flam: That could mean anything. It could stand for...
:Flim: Denmark's Invoker?
:Flam: Deborah Itsuki?
:Flim: Or Daisy Ilves?
:Flam: I'll bet you don't even play the bass, Dennis Idmayanti, if that is your real name!
:Luna: Of course, Dennis is her real name!
:Celestia: And she does play the bass!
:Dennis: [plays slap bass solo]
:Celestia, Luna, Tobias, and Vincent: [cheer]
:Flim: Perhaps this is her bass. But there are still the transportation costs and overhead.
:Flam: Don't forget the stocking fees.
:Flim: Wouldn't dream of it, brother!
:Dennis: [sighs]
:Flam: Then again, I suppose we could make some sort of trade?
:[one hour later]
:Dennis: Come on down to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium.
:Mrs. Maria Applejack: Since when do you play the bass, daughter?
:Dennis: [facepalm]
:THE END
==Shake Your Tail!==
:[Friheten Rainbooms]
:We've just got the day to get ready
:And there's only so much time to lose
:Because tonight, yeah, we're here to party
:So let's think of something fun to do
:We don't know what's gonna happen
:We just know it's gonna feel right
:All our friends are here
:And it's time to ignite the lights!
:[Refrain] x2
:Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight!
:Shake your tail, shake your tail!
:[Dennis]
:So what if you didn't get it right the first time
:[Celestia]
:Laugh it off, no one said it is a crime
:[Tobias]
:Do your thing, you know you're an original
:[Luna]
:Your ideas are so funny that they're criminal
:[Friheten Rainbooms]
:Ohhh-ahh!
:We've just got the day to get ready
:And there's only so much time to lose
:Because tonight, yeah, we're here to party
:So let's think of something fun to do
:We don't know what's gonna happen
:We just know it's gonna feel right
:All our friends are here
:And it's time to ignite the lights!
:[Refrain] x4
:[Friheten Rainbooms + Canterlot Presidential civilians]
:Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight!
:Shake your tail, shake your tail!
:[Friheten Rainbooms]
:Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight!
:THE END
==Sirbistan Night Fever==
:[Friheten Rainbooms]
:Oh, aw aw oh, oh, oh, aw oh uh
:Oh, aw aw oh, oh, oh
:[Stanza 1]
:Looking forward to some fun
:Knowing all our friends will come
:'Cause we're here to spend the day
:(Celestia: Everybody come and play) 
:Let's all pick a meeting place
:And we're gonna have to race
:Everybody follow me
:This is where we're gonna be!
:With my best friends though we're different
:We feel like we still belong
:And every day it makes our friendship strong
:[Stanza 2] 
:Let's go find some games to win
:Everybody's joining in
:'Cause we're having such a blast
:(Luna: Hey, did I just come in last?)
:Doesn't matter win or lose
:When we always are amused
:My friends stand out in a crowd
:Having fun and laugh loud!
:With my best friends, we can depend
:They will always follow through
:It's a perfect day for fun
:When I spend it with you
:Oh, aw aw oh, oh, oh, aw oh uh
:Oh, aw aw oh, oh, oh
:[Stanza 3]
:Taking photos with my friends
:Never want this day to end
:But the time is going fast
:So come on and make it last
:Get the band up on the stage
:Doesn't matter what your age
:Hear the music, now's your chance:
:"Everybody is Sirbistan!"
:With my best friends though we're different
:We feel like we still belong
:And every day it makes our friendship strong
: With my best friends, we can depend
:They will always follow through
:There's a guarantee for fun
:When I spend it with you
:THE END
==My Past is Not Today==
:[Stanza 1]
:Power! Was all I desired?
:But all that grew inside me
:Was the darkness I acquired?
:When I began to fall and I lost the path ahead
:That's when the friendship found me and it lifted me instead
:[Reff]
:Like a phoenix burning bright in the sky
:I'll show there's another side to me, you can't deny
:I may not know what the future holds
:But hear me when I say
:That my past does not define me 'cause my past is not today!
:[Stanza 2]
:Ambition is what I believed
:Would be the only way to set me free
:But when it disappeared and I found myself alone
:That's when you came and got me and it felt like I was home
:[back to Reff]
:THE END
==Life is a Runway==
:Life is a runway (runway)
:Listen, here's what it's all about
:I tell you, life is a runway (runway)
:Time to bring what's on the inside out
:Into Twilight (x2)
:Life is a runway
:When you see it my way
:Take all the good inside, make it beautiful
:Fashion is a way to start
:Showing what's in your heart
:Call it superficial, I call it irrefutable
:Oh-oh, oh wha-oh (x3)
:[Refrain] x2
:Life is a runway, you can be a guy
:That you want to be with a little love
:And some accessories (life is a runway)
:Don't be scared to show you have
:Personal style just go do your thing
:You'll make everyone smile (life is a runway)
:Life is a runway (runway)
:I'll show you what it's all about
:I tell you, life is a runway (runway)
:Time to bring what's on the inside out
:Into Twilight (x5)
:THE END
==Friendship Through the Ages==
:[Dennis]
:Nothing stays the same for long
:But when it changes doesn't mean it's gone
:Time will always get away
:As it leaves behind another day
:[Martin]
:Things may come and things may go
:Some go fast and some go slow
:Few things last, that's all I know
:But friendship carries on through the ages
:[Martin + Tobias]
:Things may come and things may go
:Some go fast and some go slow
:Few things last, that's all I know
:But friendship carries on through the ages
:[Jason/Vincent]
:Been around for a long time
:Rocking out hard 'cause I'm in my prime
:Maybe it'll change further down the line
:But my friendship carries on through the ages
:[Luna]
:Every single style has something
:Different it can say
:There's nothing wrong with being unique
:And special in our own way
:[Celestia]
:Maybe you wanna be a pop star
:Get your fifteen minutes of fame, wha, ah! Ah, oh!
:That won't last forever
:But friendship remains the same, ah-oh, oh!
:[The Petrovburg Heroes] x2
:Things may come and things may go
:Some go fast and some go slow
:Few things last, that's all I know
:But friendship carries on through the ages
:Ohhh-oh carries on...
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Rainbow Rocks (cerita pendek animasi)
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