ドクター＝ファンクビート (Doctor=Funk Beat)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
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Japanese 	Romaji 	English
お幸せにどうぞ 	oshiawase ni douzo 	May you find happiness
 	 	
まだ青い鳥をお探しの方は　Come on, now 	mada aoi tori o osagashi no kata wa Come on, now 	Those still searching for the ; come on now
諦めきれない方は来世で　Get a chance 	akirame kirenai kata wa raise de Get a chance 	Those who just can’t give it up; in the next life you’ll get a chance
もう青い鳥が見える貴女は　It's too late 	mou aoi tori ga mieru anata wa It's too late 	And you who can see the bluebird; it’s too late
幻覚にに…… 	genkaku ni mazohizumu ni yuuforia…… 	Euphoria from masochism in hallucinations…
妄想症　もうどうしよう 	mousoushou mou doushiyou 	Paranoia, Ah what shall I do
禁断症状　幸せが欲しい？　Got it! 	kindanshoujou shiawase ga hoshii? Got it! 	Withdrawal symptoms, you want happiness? Got it!
 	 	
マジク？　not マジク！　種も仕掛けもメディカル 	majiku? not majiku! tane mo shikake mo medikaru 	Magic? not magic! all these tricks and devices are medical!
ココロもカラダも全部浸って頂戴 	kokoro mo karada mo zenbu hitatte choudai 	The heart, the body, everything, immerse them please
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (yes my doctor)
希代の鬼才の素敵なこの大・天・才！ 	kitai no kisai no suteki na kono daitensai! 	This rare wizard wonderful Great-gen-ius!
Get on! 	Get on! 	Get on!
 	 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　登場だ　Ready! 	dokutaa fanku biito toujou da Ready! 	Doctor Funk beat! (Time for my) entrance, ready!
名俳優　そこは良心なんだ痛むわけないだろう？ 	meihaiyuu soko wa ryoushin nanda itamu wakenai darou? 	A famous actor, that’s your conscience, there's no way it could hurt right?
ドクター＝ファンクビート　御加減は　Lady? 	dokutaa fanku biito go kagen wa Lady? 	Doctor Funk beat! How are you feeling, lady?
そのとおり現実は苦痛だらけ　ホント逝っちゃって 	sono toori genjitsu wa kutsuu darake honto icchatte 	Indeed, reality is nothing but pain, really I'm about to drop dead
ハッピー＆ハッピー　お幸せにどうぞ 	happii happii oshiawase ni douzo 	Happy & happy may you find happiness
 	 	
「世界中の不幸にはミダスの手を」 	"sekaijuu no fukou ni wa midasu no te o" 	“(Put) Midas’s hand to all the unhappiness around the world”
そんな貴女にはおクスリを　（Dumb down） 	sonna anata ni wa o kusuri o (Dumb down) 	To that kind of you I give some medicine （Dumb down）
イマこの瞬間も不幸が蔓延るなら 	ima kono shunkan mo fukou ga habikoru nara 	If even now unhappiness still runs rampant then
世界中の偽善者はいつ眠るんでしょうね？ 	sekaijuu no gizensha wa itsu nemurun deshou ne? 	I wonder when the hypocrites in this world will finally rest hm?
 	 	
ラブ？　near ラブ！　もう少しだけケミカル 	rabu? near rabu! mou sukoshi dake kemikaru 	Love?Love/ラブ - can be both “love” or “lab(ratory)” Near love! Just a little bit more chemical…
ココロもカラダも全部喰らって頂戴 	kokoro mo karada mo zenbu kuratte choudai 	The heart, the body, everything, devour them please
幸せかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	shiawase kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	Are you happy! (Yes my doctor)
幸せかい！（イエスマイドクター） 	shiawase kai! (iesu mai dokutaa) 	Are you happy! (Yes my doctor)
奇跡の異才の素敵なこの大！大！大・天・才！ 	kiseki no isai no suteki na kono dai! dai! daitensai! 	This miracle prodigy wonderful Great! Great! Great-gen-ius!
Get on! 	Get on! 	Get on!
 	 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　回診だ　Ready? 	dokutaa fanku biito kaishin da Ready? 	Doctor=funk beat, it’s the doctor’s rounds, Ready?
Oh!!　の問題だ　治るわけないだろう 	Oh!! interijensu no mondai da naoru wakenai darou 	Oh!! It’s a problem of intelligence! There’s no way it will heal (then)
ドクターヘルプミー　急患は　Rowdy! 	dokutaa herupu mii kyuukan wa Rowdy! 	Doctor help me, the emergency case is Rowdy!
幸福感足りないなら他人を叩き落して 	koufukukan tarinai nara tanin o tatakiotoshite 	If your euphoria isn't enough then knock some off from someone else
ハッピー＆ハッピー　次の方どうぞ 	happii happii tsugi no kata douzo 	Happy & happy, next patient please~
 	 	
マジク？　not マジク！（マジク？　not マジク！） 	majiku? not majiku! (majiku? not majiku!) 	Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!)
？！（？！） 	rèliè huānyíng? nǎinai de! (rèliè huānyíng? nǎinai de!) 	Warm welcome? Bull! (Warm welcome? Bull!)This line is sung in Mandarin Chinese. 熱烈歓迎 means to give a warm/friendly welcome, while 奶奶的 is a curse word originating from the Northern region of China, equating to "damn it!" or "f****". In this context 奶奶的 is a response used to call out someone's bs.
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
迂闊に今夜も極度に素敵なこれが大！ 	ukatsu ni kon'ya mo kyokudo ni suteki na kore ga dai! 	Carelessly, even tonight maximumly wonderful, this great!
大！大！大！大・天・才！ 	dai! dai! dai! daitensai! 	Great! Great! Great! Great genius!
Get on! 	Get on! 	Get on!
 	 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　夢を見た 	dokutaa fanku biito yume o mita 	Doctor = Funk Beat! I had a dream...
誰もが幸せになるコドモ騙しの妄想SHOW 	dare mo ga shiawase ni naru kodomo damashi no mousou SHOW 	A delusion showDelusion show - 妄想SHOW/MousouSHOW= probably 妄想症/mousoushou pun
Mousou = delusion, mousoushou = paranoia of childish tricks where everyone will be happy
誰もが不幸なのだ　その巫山戯たディストピアの中では 	daremo ga fukou nano da sono fuzaketa disutopia no naka de wa 	Everyone is unhappy, within that messed up dystopia…
 	 	
そこでコイツだ『』　出し惜しみはナンセンス 	soko de koitsu da “kuraudo nain” dashi oshimi wa nansensu 	There, thisThere, This - コイツ literally means “there, this guy” I’ve… never seen it refer to a location like this before so “the whereabouts of happiness” might refer to something else/be a nickname for something but I’ve left it rough to be safe… 『the whereabouts of happiness (cloud nine)』 being stingy is nonsense
さぁアナタもアナタもアナタもこれで逝きましょう 	saa anata mo anata mo anata mo kore de yukimashou 	Come now, you, and you, and you... let’s pass on with this…
　ようやく貴女の順番だ　Oh!! 申し遅れました 	damuzeru in disutoresu youyaku anata no junban da Oh!! moushiokuremashita	Trapped princess (damsel in distress) it’s finally your turn, oh!! I should have saidShould have said earlier - is literally “I’m slow to say” earlier...
もしもし幸せになりたいなら誰もが称えるその名のところへ 	moshimoshi shiawase ni naritai nara daremo ga tataeru sono na no tokoro e	Hello hello? If you want to become happy, then head to the name everyone gives praise to;
それがドクター＝ファンクビート 	sore ga dokutaa fanku biito 	That is; “Doctor=funk beat”
大・天・才！（大・天・才！） 	daitensai! (daitensai!) 	A great genius! (A Great genius!)
 	 	
お幸せにどうぞ 	oshiawase ni douzo 	May you find happiness
==Translation Notes==
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Chinese version =
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
请变得幸福吧 	qǐng biàn dé xìngfú ba 	Become happy, all of you
 	 	
还在追随青鸟的人 Come on，now 	hái zài zhuīsuí qīngniǎo de rén Come on,now 	Those of you still chasing after the blue bird, come on, now
无法放弃的各位就静等来世 Get a chance 	wúfǎ fàngqì de gèwèi jiù jìng děng láishì Get a chance 	Those with spirits that have yet to give up - just wait patiently ‘till the next life, get a chance
终于见到青鸟的小姐您 It's too late 	zhōngyú jiàn dào qīngniǎo de xiǎojiě nín It's too late 	And you, the missus finally coming upon the blue bird, sorry to say, it’s too late
幻觉与受虐狂【Masochism】与欣快症【Euphoria】 	huànjué yǔ shòu nüè kuáng yǔ xīn kuài zhèng 	Hallucination and 【Masochism】and 【Euphoria】
妄想症　该怎么办呢 	wàngxiǎng zhèng gāi zěnme bàn ne 	Paranoid delusion disorder, well now, what’s the best treatment here?
戒断症状 想变幸福吗？ Got it 	jièduàn zhèngzhuàng xiǎng biàn xìngfú ma? Got it 	Withdrawal symptoms, do you want to become happy? Got it
 	 	
Magic？ Not magic！ 	Magic? Not magic! 	Magic? Not magic!
不管我耍花招愚弄你都是医学 	bùguǎn wǒ shuǎ huā​​zhāo yúnòng nǐ dōu shì yīxué 	Might I play a trick or pull the wool over your eyes, trust me, it’s all medical science!
 	 	
心灵也好身体也好 请全部沉浸其中 	xīnlíng yě hǎo shēntǐ yě hǎo qǐng quánbù chénjìn qízhōng 	Yes, all good in body and spirit, so calm down, and let yourself be submerged within
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nín zài jiào wǒ ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you calling me in? (Yes my doctor)
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nín zài jiào wǒ ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you calling me in? (Yes my doctor)
绝代的鬼才的极好的我这个大・天・才！Get on! 	juédài de guǐcái de jíhǎo de wǒ zhège dàtiāncái! Get on! 	Peerless, devilishly talented, superb - A! Great! Genius! Get on!
 	 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 登场已经 Ready！ 	Doctor=Funk Beat dēngchǎng yǐjīng Ready! 	Doctor Funk Beat, all ready to debut on stage!
著名演员 那就是良心为什么在痛的原因? 	zhùmíng yǎnyuán nà jiùshì liángxīn wèishénme zài tòng de yuányīn? 	A famous performer? That’s just your conscience talking, now tell me, why is it that you are hurting?
Doctor=Funk Beat 怎么样？ Lady 	Doctor=Funk Beat zěnme yàng? Lady 	Doctor Funk Beat, how are you feeling? Lady
没错这个世界现实充满痛苦 真的死掉啦 	méi cuò zhège shìjiè xiànshí chōngmǎn tòngkǔ zhēn de sǐ diào la 	Indeed, this world’s reality is brimming with pain, it’s enough to make you drop dead
Happy&Happy 请变得幸福吧 	Happy&Happy qǐng biàn dé xìngfú ba 	Happy & Happy, become happy, all of you
 	 	
Midas的手是世界上不幸的根源 	Midas de shǒu shì shìjiè shàng bùxìng de gēnyuán 	Midas’ Hand is the source of the world’s unhappiness
那就是小姐您的特效药（Dumb down！） 	nà jiùshì xiǎojiě nín de tèxiào yào (Dumb down!) 	Now missus, that is your dose of special medicine (Dumb down!)
如果在这个瞬间不幸蔓延开来了的话 	Rúguǒ zài zhège shùnjiān bùxìng mànyán kāi lái le de huà 	If, in this exact moment, unhappiness were to suddenly run rampant,
全世界的伪善者什么时候入眠呢？ 	quán shìjiè de wèishànzhě shénme shíhòu rùmián ne? 	Then when would it be when all the world’s hypocrites finally fall asleep?
 	 	
Love？Near love！只是多了一些化学成分 	Love? Near love! zhǐshì duō le yīxiē huàxué chéngfèn 	Love? Near love! Though it seems I need to cut back on a certain chemical composition
心灵也是身体也是 请全部啃食殆尽 	xīnlíng yěshì shēntǐ yěshì qǐng quánbù kěn shí dài jǐn 	In body and spirit too, let them all be consumed and devoured
幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） 	xìngfú le ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you happy now? (Yes my doctor)
幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） 	xìngfú le ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you happy now? (Yes my doctor)
奇迹的异才的绝妙的我这个大！大！大・天・才！ Get on！ 	qíjī de yìcái de juémiào de wǒ zhège dà! dà! dàtiāncái! Get on! 	Miracle-worker, extraordinarily talented, ingenious - A! Great! Great! Great! Genius! Get on!
 	 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 复诊已经 Ready! 	Doctor=Funk Beat fùzhěn yǐjīng Ready! 	Doctor Funk Beat, a further diagnosis is all Ready!
Oh！智力【Intelligence】的问题 不一定能治好吧 	Oh! zhìlì de wèntí bù yīdìng néng zhì hǎo ba 	Oh! It’s a problem of 【Intelligence】, a cure is not in certainty
Doctor help me 急诊患者 Rowdy 	Doctor help me jízhěn huànzhě Rowdy 	Doctor help me, the ER patient is Rowdy
如果幸福感不够就对别人落井下石！ 	rúguǒ xìngfúgǎn bùgòu jiù duì biérén luòjǐngxiàshí! 	If what you’re lacking in is happiness, then your best cure is to kick someone else when they’re down!
Happy&Happy 有请下一位 	Happy&Happy yǒu qǐng xià yī wèi 	Happy & Happy, next patient please
 	 	
（哈哈哈！大天才--Doctor funk beat 登场！） 	(hāhā hā! dàtiāncái--Doctor funk beat dēngchǎng!) 	(Hahaha! The great genius – Doctor Funk Beat enters the stage)
（让我们在bilibili动画中也展现出无愧于大天才之名的活跃风采吧！） 	(ràng wǒmen zài bilibili dònghuà zhōng yě zhǎnxiàn chū wúkuì yú dàtiāncái zhī míng de huóyuè fēngcǎi ba!)	(Let us all here at Bilibili Donghua show our lively elegance not undeserving of the name of the great genius!)
 	 	
Magic？ Not magic！（Magic？ Not magic！） 	Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!) 	Magic? Not magic! (Magic? Not magic!)
热烈欢迎？奶奶的！（热烈欢迎奶奶的） 	rèliè huānyíng? nǎinai de! (rèliè huānyíng nǎinai de) 	Warm welcome? Bull! (Warm welcome bull)
 	 	
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nín zài jiào wǒ ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you calling me in? (Yes my doctor)
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nín zài jiào wǒ ma? (Yes my doctor) 	Are you calling me in? (Yes my doctor)
不经意的胡乱的今晚极度绝佳的我这个大！大！大！大！大・天・才！ 	bùjīngyì de húluàn de jīn wǎn jídù juéjiā de wǒ zhège dà! dà! dà! dà! dàtiāncái! 	In this chaotic night, in peak form, I am such a great! Great! Great! Great! Great Genius!
Get on! 	Get on! 	Get on!
 	 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 做了一个梦 	Doctor=Funk Beat zuò le yī gè mèng 	Doctor Funk Beat is having a dream
骗小孩的 所有人都是幸福的妄想show 	piàn xiǎohái de suǒyǒu rén dōu shì xìngfú de wàngxiǎng show 	Pulling the wool over small children's eyes, a delusional show wherein everyone’s happy
任谁都是不幸的 那恶作剧的反乌托邦中 	rèn shéi dōu shì bùxìng de nà èzuòjù de fǎn wūtuōbāng zhōng 	In that tricks-playing dystopia where everyone’s unhappy
 	 	
那是那家伙的『幸福之处』【九霄云外】 	nà shì nà jiāhuo de “xìngfú zhī chù” 	You'll find that guy’s “place of happiness” 【above cloud nine】
舍不得付出就是无稽之谈 	shěbudé fùchū jiùshì wújīzhītán 	To be unwilling to pay the price, now that’s just nonsense
 	 	
那么您也您也您也这样离开吧 	nàme nín yě nín yě nín yě zhèyàng líkāi ba 	Well then, you too, you too, you too, it is time to leave like so
 	 	
被囚禁的铅姬【不幸的少女】 	bèi qiújìn de qiān jī 	The imprisoned lead princess 【the unlucky young girl】
终于轮到小姐您了 Oh!!抱歉 我迟到了 	zhōngyú lún dào xiǎojiě nín le Oh!! bàoqiàn wǒ chídào le 	I see it’s come to your turn now, missus, oh!! Much apologies, I was too late
想要 想要得到幸福的话 	xiǎng yào xiǎng yào dédào xìngfú de huà 	If what you want, if what you want is to find happiness
就去大家都知道名字的地方吧 	jiù qù dàjiā dōu zhīdào míngzì de dìfāng ba 	Then you should go to that place that everybody knows
 	 	
那就是Doctor=Funk Beat 	nà jiùshì Doctor=Funk Beat 	That would be, Doctor Funk Beat
大・天・才！（大・天・才！） 	dàtiāncái! (dàtiāncái!) 	The Great Genius! (The Great Genius!)
 	 	
请变得幸福吧 	qǐng biàn dé xìngfú ba 	Become happy, all of you
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Self-cover version =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English 	
ハーッハッハッハァ 	haa hahahaa 	Hahaha! 	
遠からん者は音に聞け 	tookaran mono wa oto ni kike 	Ye who are afar, listen closely! 	
大・天・才！ 	Daitensai! 	The great genius! 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート！ 登場ダァ 	dokutaa fanku biito doujou daa 	Doctor Funk Beat! Time for my entraaance! 	
(ドクター＝ファンクビート) 	dokutaa fanku biito 	(Doctor Funk Beat) 	
(ドクター＝ファンクビート) 	dokutaa fanku biito 	(Doctor Funk Beat) 	
 	 	 	
まだ青い鳥をお探しの方は　Come on, now 	mada aoi tori o osagashi no kata wa Come on, now 	Those still searching for the bluebird; come on now 	
諦めきれないアナタもここで Get a chance 	akirame kirenai anata mo koko de Get a chance 	And to you who just can’t give it up; right here you’ll get a chance 	
もう青い鳥が見える？ 	mou aoi tori ga mieru? 	You can see the bluebird? 	
寝言は寝て言え It's too late 	negoto wa nete ie It's too late 	Don't be ridiculous! It's too late 	
妄想 空想 幻想 吐き出してこうぜ 	mousou kuusou gensou hakidashitekou ze 	Delusions, imagination, illusions, spit it all out 	
Oh Yeah! 	Oh Yeah! 	Oh Yeah! 	
(妄想症　もうどうしよう ) アビス？ not アビス！カゲもカタチもラディカル 	(mousoushou mou doushiyou) abisu? not abisu! kage mo katachi mo radikaru 	(Paranoia. Ah, what shall I do?) Abyss? Not an abyss! It's radical in way, shape and form.	
(禁断症状) 心も身体も熱烈歓迎奶奶的 	(kindanshoujou) kokoro mo karada mo rèliè huānyíng nǎinai de 	(Withdrawal symptoms) The heart, the body -- A warm welcome? Bull! 	
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (Yes my doctor) 	
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa) 	A call for me? (yes my doctor) 	
希代の鬼才の素敵なこの大・天・才！ 	kitai no kisai no suteki na kono daitensai! 	This rare talented wonderful Great-gen-ius! 	
Get on! 	Get on! 	Get on! 	
 	 	 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　登場だ　Ready! 	dokutaa fanku biito toujou da Ready! 	Doctor Funk beat! Time for my entrance, ready! 	
名俳優　そこは良心なんだ痛むわけないだろう？ 	meihaiyuu soko wa ryoushin nanda itamu wakenai darou? 	A famous actor, that’s your conscience, there's no way it could hurt right? 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　御加減は　Lady? 	dokutaa fanku biito go kagen wa Lady? 	Doctor Funk beat! How are you feeling, lady? 	
そのとおり→なるほど→ふむふむ→喧しい！ 	sono toori naru hodo fumu fumu yagamashii! 	Indeed→I see→Huh-uh→You sure are noisy! 	
 	 	 	
そこでコイツだ『』　出し惜しみはナンセンス 	soko de koitsu da “kuraudo nain” dashi oshimi wa nansensu 	There, this 『the whereabouts of happiness (cloud nine)』 being stingy is nonsense 	
さぁアナタもアナタもアナタもこれで生きましょう 	saa anata mo anata mo anata mo kore de ikimashou 	Come now, you, and you, and you too, let’s live with this 	
下界凡人（異世界の凡人よ） 	xiàjiè fánrén 	Mediocre people from another world 	
…………そう貴様だ貴様！ 	sou kisama da kisama! 	... Yeah, you, I'm talking about you! 	
Oh!! 何度も言わせるな 	Oh!! nandomo iwaseruna 	Oh! Don't make me say it over and over again! 	
もしもし幸せになりたいなら誰もが称えるその名のところへ 	moshimoshi shiawase ni naritai nara daremo ga tataeru sono na no tokoro e	Hello hello? If you want to become happy, then head to the name everyone gives praise to; 	
それがドクター＝ファンクビート 	sore ga dokutaa fanku biito 	That is; “Doctor=funk beat” 	
大・天・才！（大・天・才！） 	daitensai! (daitensai!) 	A great genius! (A Great genius!) 	
 	 	 	
Say!（大・天・才！） 	Say! (daitensai!) 	Say it! (A Great genius!) 	
ハーッハッハッハァ 	haa hahahaa 	Hahaha! 	
ハーッハッハッハァ 	haa hahahaa 	Hahaha! 	
おクスリは効いたかな？ 	okusuri wa kiita ka na? 	Did the medicine work? 	
う～ん結構　では…… 	uun kekkou de ha... 	Hmm, I guess it's fine. Well then... 	
お幸せにどうぞ 	oshiawase ni douzo 	May you find happiness 	
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==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*一五式未確定性音盤
*KAITO 10th Anniversary -Glorious Blue- (album)
*Hatsune Miku "Magical Mirai 2016" OFFICIAL ALBUM (album)
*カドワナルカ＝サーガ
*カドワナルカ＝シアノタイプ (Kadoh-anna-ruk-a＝Cyanotype)
A cover of this song was featured on the following album:
*Vivid BAD SQUAD SEKAI ALBUM vol.1 (album)
The orchestral version of this song was featured in the following albums:
* 初音ミクシンフォニー〜Miku Symphony 2020 オーケストラライブCD (Hatsune Miku Symphony ~Miku Symphony 2020~ Orchestra Live CD) (album)
==External Links==
*Pixiv - Illustration
*Pixiv - Chinese version illustration
*Pixiv - Kagamine Len version illustration
*YouTube - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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* - KAITO version
* - Miku Chinese version
* - Kagamine Len version
* - MEIKO version
*Vocaloid Music Translations - Chinese to English translation
*Vocaloid Wiki
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