The Festdidgean Economy

Over the years the citizens of Festdidgea have engaged in many different industries in order to make money for the nation. None of these ventures have been in any way successful due to the extreme laziness of the majority of the citizens. Due to this the Gross National Production of Festdidgea is the second lowest in the world after Zimbabwe under the reign or President Banana. 
== The Festdidgean Mining Corporation ==
The Festdidgean mining corporation was the first Festdidgean industry initiative which was founded by a Happy Turtle called Justin in the year 2013 with the main goal of removing the sacred key stone. Justin's company was eventually outsourced by a similar initiative started by Nils. However his impressive and rather pointless resume was exceptional enough for him to gain entry into that company. The Mining corporation fell through after numerous strikes and inactivities before operating for a short time again in 2015. The corporation never made any profit.
== Festdidgean Drug Manufacturing ==
The Festdidgean governing circle soon looked upon other great dictatorships like Burma and North Korea and decided that an illegal drug manufacturing initiative was the answer to the 100% unemployment rate. However due to the impurity of the substances and due to a mysterious illness spreading throughout the ranks the initiative also fell through with no profit.
== The Industrial Revolution ==
The Festdidgean Industrial Revolution occurred for a short time where citizens began to revolutionuze Festdidgea and built a bridge between the mainland and Mt. Festdidgea. This fell through after it was shut down by international authorities.