The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 7

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== Transcript ==
(The scene fades to a nighttime sky. The camera points down to Octo Valley, where Scarlet, Sarah and Lloyd are heading into the Tenta-Base)
Sarah: That crab was strong!
Lloyd: Yeah, he could of killed us!
Sarah: If we didn't run away from him, he would of eaten us!
Lloyd: I know, right?
Sarah: Those Inklings won't stand a chance against him!
Lloyd: Yeah!
Sarah: Are you okay, my Queen?
Scarlet: (On the edge of anger) No! I'm not "Okay"! I'm about to have a fit!
Sarah: Would you like to talk about it?
Scarlet: (Sighs) Yes...
(Scarlet and Sarah hug each other, and begin to slow dance)
Sarah: (Slow dancing in Scarlet's arms) What's the matter?
Scarlet: (Slow dancing in Sarah's arms) It's just... I'm a perfectionist, and I want the wedding to go exactly as I imagined it... I can't do that when those other Inklings are still out there...
Sarah: (Slow dancing in Scarlet's arms) Is that what this is about? We don't need them. I think the wedding will be great without those other Inklings.
Scarlet: (Slow dancing in Sarah's arms) But... It won't be perfect without them... I have a specific number of seats arranged, and I don't want any empty seats...
Sarah: (Slow dancing in Scarlet's arms) Well, maybe they'll show up... Or perhaps the crab killed them...
Scarlet: (Slow dancing in Sarah's arms) I guess... (Sighs contently) This feels good... Are you with anyone?
Sarah: (Slow dancing in Scarlet's arms) Well... (Looks at Lloyd) No, but I do have someone in mind I like... (Winks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (Blushes) Hehe...
Scarlet: (Slow dancing in Sarah's arms) Well, I hope you'll be with them soon.
Lloyd: Oh, I have a feeling they'll be with you real soon, Sarah...
(Jay and Bob show up with Octavius in their arms)
Jay: My Queen! We have some news for ya'- (Sees Scarlet hugging Sarah) Oh, uh... Is this a bad time?
Scarlet: Oh! No, no! This is a perfect time! What's the news?
Bob: The Inklings killed that crab... They're still alive...
Scarlet: (Breaks from Sarah's grip) WHAT?! (Growls angrily) HOW DID THEY SURVIVE?!
Jay: The two Octolings you fired earlier pushed a giant bolder onto the crab. It killed him instantly, and now the Octolings are with the Inklings.
Scarlet: WHAT ABOUT OCTAVIUS, HUH?! DID HE DO ANY WORK?!
Bob: He was unconscious. It turns out, that blue boy has good karate skills...
Scarlet: (Angrily) GRR!!!
(Scarlet grabs a metal pole, bites a part of it clean off, and then swallows it)
Sarah & Lloyd: (Scared) Yikes!
Jay: (Shocked but also impressed) Wow... Just... Wow... Respect earned...
Scarlet: (To Jay and Bob, angrily) YOU TWO ARE FIRED! And so is Octavius.
Jay: Aw, man...
Bob: (Sarcastically) Oh, no!
Jay: Dude, let's go. We should get Octavius to the med room.
Bob: Okay then. Wait, we have a med room?
(Jay and Bob leave)
Sarah: What about us?
Scarlet: Oh, you two are fine! I'm gonna need you two for later.
Sarah & Lloyd: Yay!
Scarlet: But, you two better step up your game! Like I said before, there only are six Inklings left. That's not very many, isn't it?
Sarah & Lloyd: No.
Scarlet: Now they have two Octolings on their side... This is gonna be an interesting fight...
Lloyd: H-H-How should we tell the boss about what just happened?
Scarlet: Just let me do the talking... And NO! Don't you even THINK about what me and Octavio did earlier! Or else you'll be splattered alive!
Sarah & Lloyd: Yes, my Queen.
Scarlet: That's more like it!
Lloyd: What should we do?
Scarlet: Just stay here, and keep an eye out for those Inklings. They could be trying to sneak in while we're not looking.
Lloyd: Okay.
(Scarlet walks away)
Lloyd: Hey, Sarah?
Sarah: Yes?
Lloyd: Can I ask you something?
Sarah: Sure, what's up?
Lloyd: When you said you had "Someone in mind" you liked. Did you mean... Me?
Sarah: Of course I did, Lloyd! I really like you!
Lloyd: Oh, my gosh! I like you too! Can I... Kiss you?
Sarah: (Touches Lloyd's face) What do you think, handsome?~
Lloyd: C'mere, you!~
(Sarah and Lloyd kiss each other. The scene changes to Agent 3, who is in Inkopolis all by herself)
Agent 3: Man, this place is so empty...
(The Agent looks around the empty city)
Agent 3: There's nobody here at all... It's kinda unnerving...
(She finds and looks around the Inkopolis Mall, which is completely empty)
Agent 3: Just a big liminal space...
(A moments later, the lonely Agent goes outside. She finds a massive facility and goes into it)
Agent 3: So sad and empty...
(She finds the mayor's office)
Agent 3: Mr. Mayor? What are you doing here?
Mayor: This is my office.
Agent 3: Right, but I mean, like, during the raid.
Mayor: Oh, that! Well, you see, when you're the Mayor of Inkopolis, you get a ton of perks, one being the best security, and another being Octo Repellant.
Agent 3: Huh.
Mayor: You're one of the Agents, aren't you? Number 3, right?
Agent 3: Yes.
Mayor: What happened to 1 and 2?
Agent 3: They were kidnapped during the raid.
Mayor: Well, that sucks.
Agent 3: I'm gonna go get them back though. I sent two kids to go find them too.
Mayor: Well, good luck with that!
(Agent 3 leaves the office. The scene changes to Scarlet walking into the throne room, where DJ Octavio is with his father, Alfred)
Scarlet: Hey, sweetheart~
DJ Octavio: My dear~
Alfred: ARGH! Is this the gal' you've been talking about, son?
DJ Octavio: (Sighs) Yes, dad. That's her...
Alfred: She's a big one.
DJ Octavio: Don't say that! It's very impolite!
Scarlet: Sorry, who is this?
DJ Octavio: Scarlet, my love. This is Alfred, my dad... Dad, this is Scarlet, my fiancée...
Alfred: Ah! Glad to meet ya'!
Scarlet: Same here.
Alfred: So, you're the lucky gal' who's marrying my son!
DJ Octavio: Cool it, dad...
Scarlet: No, no. It's okay, dear.
Alfred: Hey, son!
DJ Octavio: (Groans in anger) What do you want now, dad?
Alfred: Do you remember the time when you-
DJ Octavio: Not now, dad... (Calmly) I'm working right now, so can you please go?
Alfred: Well, okay then. I shall leave you two alone!
DJ Octavio: (Sarcastically) Uh, THANK YOU! Dad...
(Alfred leaves the throne room)
DJ Octavio: How did you go, sweetheart?
Scarlet: Not good...
DJ Octavio: What happened?
Scarlet: A giant crab attacked us and the Inklings. We just assumed the Inklings would get eaten by the crab, but the Inklings killed the crab instead, and they're still out there. They also have two Octolings in their "Little gang" now...
DJ Octavio: (Angrily) WHAT?! (Growls angrily) I've been waiting for those Inklings LONG ENOUGH! I want you to go back out there, and tell those Inklings if they want to see their loved ones again, they better come into our fortress and GET THEM BACK!
Scarlet: Yes, my big, strong, intelligent man!
DJ Octavio: That's my tough, chubby, beautiful woman!
Scarlet: (Blushes) Oh, Octavio~
DJ Octavio: You wanna flirt around for a little bit?
Scarlet: (Stroking one of Octavio's tentacles) Oh, you know I do, my favorite man~
(Octavio and Scarlet come close to each other, and start physically flirting with each other)
Scarlet: (Giggles) You know me well~
DJ Octavio: I know~
(Alfred walks into the throne room again)
Alfred: I'm back!
DJ Octavio: DAD! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE!
Scarlet: It's alright, Octavio. He's not bothering me.
Alfred: Aren't you "Working", son?
DJ Octavio: (Sighs) Yes, dad. I am... Let's just go with the plan we came up with earlier.
Alfred: That's my big boy! Well, I better go then!
(Alfred leaves once again)
Scarlet: I better get going too.
DJ Octavio: Do you want (Points at Sarah and Lloyd) those two idiots to come with you?
Scarlet: No, I'll go by myself this time...
(Scarlet walks out of the throne room and heads outside)
Lloyd: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Aren't we coming with you?
Scarlet: No, Lloyd. This is something I have to do alone...
Sarah: But, why?
Scarlet: It's personal...
Sarah: Seriously, why?
Scarlet: (Angrily, with her face blushing from anger, at the top of her lungs) IT'S PERSONAL!!!
(There is silence)
Scarlet: I want you two to stay here, and keep an eye out for those Inklings. Who knows? They might be on their way here already.
Sarah: Yes, my Queen.
Scarlet: Where's Lloyd?
Sarah: Uh...
(The camera pans to Lloyd, who is with Bob)
Lloyd: How does it feel to lose a fight, huh?! How does it feel to get fired, huh?!
Bob: Go away, Lloyd...
Lloyd: (Imitating Bob) "Look at me! I'm so strong! I'm so brave! I can do anything! But, crap! I got my butt kicked by a little Inkling! Wah! Wah! Wah!"
Bob: Shut up...
Lloyd: Yeah! You don't like it, don't you?! So, don't give me crap about my dead parents!
Sarah: Lloyd...
Lloyd: (To Sarah) Sorry, sweetheart...
(Scarlet walks out of the Tenta-Base, and goes into the woods)
Sarah: So... Now what?
Lloyd: Wanna make out?
Sarah: (Smiles) I'd like that.
(Sarah and Lloyd kiss each other)
Sarah: I love you~
Lloyd: I love you too~
(The camera cuts to Scarlet, the screen then shows Octavio on the right side of the screen)
Scarlet & Octavio: Soon, those Inklings will be ours once and for all! If they won't join us, they'll never see the light of another day again!
(Scarlet and Octavio laugh evilly as the scene fades to the next scene)
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