Don't Mind da Voodoo

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Kelaani gal watched da people arriving slowly but surely to da bonfire. She puts da eggies in da skillet and flavoured dem wid da herbies from Stranglethorn dat she kept in a small noxious smelling pouch. She passed dem around and was pleased when da Orcy gal offered a shrivelled jerked ear for da skillet, she planned to save dat for herself for later, da Orcy claimed it was from a bear but Kelaani looked knowingly at da pointy shape and was pleased da Orcy was so friendly to her. Kelaani gal whispered to da Orcy not to eat too many of da eggies as it was to fatten up da elfies, de Orcy gal said to Kelaani, "Why drug them when I can just break their legs and bash their heads?" but Kelaani gal had planned not just to give da herbie eggs to da elfies to put dem to sleep, She wanted to see exactly the right effects and da potency of da herbs.
One big Tauren talked about da Dream and flavoured his eggies wid his own herbies. He fell into da Dream not long after. He claimed to be Elune, which Kelaani gal knew to be wrong as Elune is just a bedtime story for da litte ones to settle to. At one point when he got closer to da fire he began to sear. Da cries annoyed Kelaani gal so she threw some alcohol onto da Tauren to "extinguish" da flames, thinking it better to flambé da big steak.
Undead beside Kelaani was sinewy and lean, but da lithe and muscly elfy gal looked promising. Small but toned. Kelaani was disappointed by a couple of da elfys men tho, one fed his eggy to an imp who began to dance about wid glazed eyes smiling at his elfy, "wasted good food on an imp" Kelaani gal sighed to herself. A big Steak wanted more eggs but wandered off again and da other male elfy just sat and seemed lost in his own thoughts and demonic practices. Haka'ji da Troll passed around some Orca stew and den he be boasting dat da Tauren liked his cooking better den Kelaani gals, but dat ok, Kelaani's Cookouts are for all to enjoy but her food is nicest tasting to Trolls.
Kelaani gal was intrigued by da Troll man Haka'ji wid da glowy eyes and directed much of her conversation to him, she thought da troll mon had lost his contact wid da spirits and needed to be guided back to dem. She began to dance calling da spirits to her and was pleased when da Troll mon Haka'ji joined her. She wondered if mebe he been da Shadow Hunter when he was alive, and she set up da wards chanting and dancing calling to da Loa, her snake writhing among da wards. He called her foolish as she spoke of the invoking of da powerful ones and she smiled at him speaking to him in low tones of da Spirits and da practices dat would one day return de Darkspear to dere homes.
"Noone minds da silly Trolless do dey eh mon? Haha dere goes Kelaani Lady Troll she be talking wid da Spirits again, she be on da felweed mon." Kelaani gal's voice dripped in irony as Haka'ji seemed to comprehend the play act at last. Kelaani not just da foolish one, not just da humour girl, not just da hipshaker with da little reptile pet dat she soothes and talks wid. As de crowd began to disperse Kelaani passed a small carved bone idol to Haka'ji "Take this Haka'ji and the Spirits will watch you, as will Kelaani, when you finish with the dead you return to Kelaani and take your place of pride among the Darkspear, to aid and assist the plight of our tribe, for our day is at hand."
Kelaani watched Haka'ji mon as he left da fatty Orcs city and her face return to da smiley happy lady Troll once more as she placed her attention to the remaining few. "You eats da eggies den dey be cooked nicely by Kelaani gal." One elfy didn't seem affected and Kelaani took note of his features for another time, but for now Kelaani gal had things dat needed to be seen to. She lifted her small crimson snake and cradling him close Kelaani gal walked towards da Valley of da Spirits and when she arrived she invoked a chant and de snake became a red weaved cloth dat Kelaani wrapped around a bone carving and muttering in an ancient tongue she hid da carving among da reeds at da waters side. "Soon my friend you shall be summoned forth by the will of Hexer Kelaani."