Fartmistress Kim

This doll by Dan Dee (made from 2007-2009) has Kim wearing a silver crown adorned with round sapphires; she also wears a purple glitter ball gown, a black sash with "Fartmistress" on it in blue and even a pair of black satin gloves. When her hand is held, she vibrates and farts, then utters a hilarious wisecrack while her cheeks light up as if she is blushing.
== Her Farting Noises and Phrases ==
# (Bloompf!) Humor makes the world a better place!
# (Whrrrrrrp!) Feel the giggles vibrate and keep the joy alive!
# (Blzzzzbbbb!) Humor is the world's best medicine!
# (Prrrrrrrrrt!) I've got the magic of humor in me!
# (Wheeee-ohhhh-whip!) Farting is fun!
# (Herrrkle!) Humor is magic!
# (Proodle-proodle!) That danced through my funny bones!
# (Poooot!) I'm full of beans with humor!
# (Frrrrrrrp!) Comedy is enchanting!
# (Poofffffft!) Mirth is spellbinding!
# (Schlank!) It's fun to giggle, tee-hee!
# (Ffffffffft!) Flatulence is fantastic!
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