(S1) Chapter 11: Ink

River, Harrus (who was back), and Adam Sandler just glared at Mod with annoyance. “Dude, we just kicked your ass an episode or two ago. You’re already up to no good again? Give us a break.” Said Harrus. Mod stopped pulverizing omnigodity into the ground. “SHUT UP, I’M ANGRY AND I’M RAIDING, STFU YOU TROLLS!!!” Mod hurled a nearby meteor at Adam Sandler who just kicked it right back at Mod. The meteor hit Mod smack dab in the eye, causing him to start whining
“OWWWW!!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! WAHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING TROLLS!!!!” Mod pressed the block button. How does the block button work? Simple, it’s kinda like a buffed version of the overwrite button that discord mods use. Anyways, after pressing the button, a barrage of blue shurkens appeared. They instantly started throwing themselves towards the crew. Dababy car driver got in his car and began spinning around to create a tornado. This worked and the tornado just absorbed the shurkens and- Mod got a THAUNDER PAUNCH to the stomach from Harrus cause he was distracted. Before Mod could react, Adam Sandler sprayed deodorant on Mod. This caused Mod to have an allergic reaction.
“AAGGGHHHH, MY WEAKNESSSSS!!!!” Mod started to run away cause he honestly kinda sucks at fighting lmao. Another W for the crew. “Alright, well done boys! How’s bout we celebrate this honestly quite menial success with some Multiversal-711?” Harrus and Adam agreed. They all got in the Dababy car and started jamming to the deltarune chapter 2 soundtrack. Suddenly, Harrus got a text from an unknown number. “Hey, my name’s Zeus asgore. So hey listen, we kinda need a sans, right? And it turns out for some reason, you’re that sans. How? Hell if I know, just seems like the plot was arranged that way. Anyways, we’re at OPtale. Come stop by.” Harrus just stared at the message. For some odd reason, he felt very compelled to go to this OPtale, so he asked Adam and River if he could join it.
Adam Sandler and River shrugged. “Sure, why not.” After the three of them drank some MONSTER ENERGY at the Multiversal-711, Harrus said his goodbyes then teleported over to OPtale.
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“I’m kinda hungry dad, do you have anything to eat?” Errrr404 sighed as he turned left on the space road. “For the last time Lancer, no. We’re like 100 miles away from a McDonalds. Should be there in like 17 minutes. Play Minecraft or something.” King Funnyverse groaned with annoyance. “I also have to use the restroom, can we just stop somewhere real quick?” Errrr404 swerved into the nearest driveway and parked his car messily. It looked to be some kind of fast food restaurant. It was unidentifiable though due to the heavily withered sign on it. “FINE, C’MON!!! LET’S GO!!” Lancer rushed out the car and zoomed into the restroom. Billy Mays also got out to see what was inside. It was a really run down, small place, but they had a restroom like Lancer needed, so it would do.
“Hey there pal, want some ink- er I mean perc pie?” Willy Wonka turned around to see some weird looking skeleton in a weird outfit and a big paintbrush behind his back. Oh wait, that’s ink sans. “Oh hell yeah!” Billy paid up then took a bite out of the pie. It tasted like shit. He spat it out and threw it to the floor. “THAT WASN’T NO DAMN PERC, THAT WAS FUCKING INK!!!” Ink suddenly began crying and gritting his teeth. He slapped Billy across the face and began rapidly shaking with rage.
“DID YOU JUST DEGRADE ME!???!!! THAT’S BLATANT INKPHOBIA!!! YOU’RE GONNA BE DOXXED CANCELLED! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! I’M GONNA DOX YOU!! I’M GONNA GET YOU BANNED FROM UNDERNET!!!! OH GOD I CAN FEEL A HEART ATTACK COMING!!!” Ink then began rolling on the ground and crying like a fucking toddler.
“Jesus Christ, I’m sorry. This is kind of pathetic though man.” This made ink even MORE offended. Ink got up and elbowed Billy in the stomach. “YOU’RE PATHETIC FOR INSULTING ME, FUCKING INKPHOBE!!!” Errrr404 was now pissed off and annoyed. This absolute toddler just served him shit food, slapped him, and elbowed him cause he didn’t like his food. Errrr404 summoned some strings from his hands and tripped ink over with them. Wasting no time, he grabbed the nearby chairs and tables with more strings and bundled them up into a large cluster. He then proceeded to slam this cluster onto ink.
Ink sans exploded out from the tables and slashed errrr404 with his paintbrush…but nothing happened. “Bro, it’s a fucking paintbrush. The worse you did was- WAIT, YOU RUINED MY JACKET!!! OH FUCK YOU!!!” Errrr404 was now really anguree so he summoned a bone line. A few of the bones hit ink, which caused him to rocket up from the roof. While ink was rocketing upward, Billy teleported on top of Ink and fired an ERRRR404 blaster at him. Ink then hit the floor of his building so hard a crater formed. Ink got up shakily. “Is that the best you got you fucking inkphobe?!?!” Ink summoned a cliche barrage of blasters that all hit Errrr404.
But they did fuck all; they were made of ink. It doesn’t matter how hot or fast the ink is moving, literal ink will not hurt a fucking god. Errrr404 was about to hit Ink with a bone barrage when WHAM, King Funnyverse rammed into ink so hard he was reduced to 1 HP. Lancer just chuckled as the lancer theme started playing. “Holy shit dude, how do you do that?” King Funnyverse just scratched his head then shrugged. Ink coughed up some ink before laughing. Tf’s so funny, dumbass?
“I still have 1 hp…fools. I can’t die! Cause for some reason, not having a soul means you’re immortal and can’t die. Let’s just ignore flowey btw.” Suddenly (once again), a familiar voice was heard. “Chacha Requiem, launch ink away team rocket style!!!” Wait, woah! Chara’s back?! Chara appeared out of thin air before picking up ink and kicking him so hard he was kicked out of- well not out of orbit, they’re already in space. Idk what to say except for “very far away,” so let’s just say chacha kicked him really far away lmao. “CHARA?!?!?!” Oh boy, Billy Mays saw chara. Neurons activated. Wait a minute, who was that that said Cha Cha requiem- “Oh wait, you’re that guy who I crashed into. Hey man, I’m real sorry about that...” Chara appeared behind error like a stand. She looked at Billy with a mortified disbelief.
“It’s chill, you took me to the ER and paid off my car note AND medical bill along with lending me a sick new blaster, so I can’t help but forgive you.” Chara’s faced turned into an impressed smile. “Now on a more relevant note, it seems you’ve met my arch nemesis, ink sans.” Billy Mays’s attention was fixed on chara who was looking back at him with a mix of joy and confusion. Papaya came out of the car looking mad confused. Damn, everyone’s just confused right now. “WAIT, WHY THE FUCK IS CHARA BACK?! I MEAN, IT’S A GOOD THING SHE’S BACK BUT ISN’T THIS JUST CLICHE PLOT CONVENIENCE?!?!” Error looked at Errrr404 and back at chacha. “You know these guys, Chara?” Chara sighed.
“Yeah, they were from my AU.” Error scratched his head. “Huh, what a small outerverse we live in. Well, it’s best we probably scram before ink comes back, I don’t feel like dealing with him again today.” Good idea! The gang all got into Errrr404’s car and began taking off. As expected, Chacha got the passenger seat cause Billy’s a fucking simp. 
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HAM was just smoking a blunt by himself when suddenly, some weird skeleton with a paintbrush fell from the ceiling. Aw no, it’s ink again. Ugh, I hate that guy. “Oi bruv, hew ar’ yew?” Ink just groaned. He was so beaten he couldn’t even speak. “Oi wayt, yew wer jus’ beat’n boi Billy, rioight?” Ink didn’t move. “Yeh, yew wer, ah jus’ red da proiyur context! Alroight, Oi take it tha’ yew wunna get sum revenge on err’r an’ Billy eh?” Ink mustered up a nod of agreement.
“Sweet! Alroighty then, welcome to tha team! From now on, yer even more OP naow. Best ov all, yer colorless too!” HAM snapped. Ink was then healed and became PETTY!INK. Ink got up and held his paintbrush- oh wait, it’s a giant ink pen now. Shit, that can actually do some damage considering pens have a point at the end. “Yes…YES! With this power, I shall create a utopia named Blotspot! A place where all whiny crybabies like me and horrible people can live in peace!!! HEHEHEHHE! HAHAHAHAHA! HAW HAW HAW HAWWWW!!!” HAM frowned. “Awwwww, Oi yewshually end tha chapters with tha evil laugh.”
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