Fliany Family 2022 New Year's Eve

== 2022 becomes 2023 ==
[Lianne and Rita are playing with their PB&J Otter finger puppets and their Hello Kitty plushes]
Martin: "Juliette, would you like to make your New Year's Resolution?"
Rita: "New Year's Res'lution, Tyson?"
Lianna: "Blake, New Year's Res'lution?"
[Blake consumes a bottle of vodka along with Tyson]
Nicole: "It was almost 2023, when Blake and Tyson had to miss the ball drop in NYC because of their poor behavior."
Blake: (slurring) "I........weeeeshh.........allllll.............tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts.......en.........te.....wurld....wur....dud..." (translates to: "I wish all tots in the world were dead!"
Tyson: (slurring) "Meeeeee.......tuuuuu....." (translates to: "Me too!")
Juliette: "What should we do, Martin?"
Martin: "Since those two boys are very naughty this year, we shall take them to their own rooms and make them miss the ball drop in NYC."
Blake: (slurring) "BUUUT.....WEEEE.......WANNA........SEEEEEEEEE........TE..........BULLLL......DRUUUUUUP..." (translates to: "But we wannna see the ball drop!")
[Blake vomits]
Martin: "Watching the ball drop is a privilege, not a right."
[Tyson vomits on the floor]
Juliette: "Oh, dear. I better get a mop and clean up."
Nicole: "Juliette then took the boys to their own rooms."
[Juliette takes Tyson and Blake to their respective rooms]
[Blake vomits on the floor]
[Rita and Lianne both fall asleep]
Martin: "Girls, wake up. You don't wanna miss the ball drop, do you?"
Rita: "OK, daddy!"
Lianne: "We shall wake up now."
Voices in the Ball Drop Scene on TV, Martin, Juliette, and the twins: "5....4...3....2...1....HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
[The twins and the parents excitedly twirl their noisemakers while cheering]
[cut to]
Blake: (stops slurring) "NEW YEAR'S DAY IS PATHETIC!!!!"
Tyson: (also stops slurring) "I AGREE!!!"
Martin: "Remind me to send these boys to Boot Camp."
Juliette: "First thing in the morning. But first, since they are throwing up from consuming alcohol, I need a mop."
Rita: "Mop, mommy."
[Rita brings her mother a mop]
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