50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

=(and Everyone Else… Permanently)=
Death is a remarkably state easy to attain. There are a number of places on the body where an edge need only penetrate less than two inches to cause a fatality, and only a few pounds of pressure are needed to place that blade there. Even something as simple as a lack of good air can cause death. The following list includes the lifetime odds of 50 different ways to die, other than "hop under a bus, Gus."
Accidental alcohol poisoning 	1 in 12,187
Accidental hallucinogen & narcotics poisoning 	1 in 566
Accidental poisoning (total) 	1 in 261
Accidental hanging 	1 in 13,237
Assault (total of all varieties) 	1 in 181
Being a pedestrian in an transport-related accident 	1 in 609
Bitten by a dog 	1 in 147,718
Bitten or struck by other mammals 	1 in 56,813
Bitten by venomous snakes & other reptiles 	1 in 527,560
Bitten by venomous spiders 	1 in 738,584
Bitten or stung by bees, hornets, & wasps 	1 in 85,883
Bitten or stung by nonvenomous insects & spiders 	1 in 410,326
Bitten, stung, or other contact by any venomous plants & animals    	1 in 60,539
Burning to death in a building—uncontrolled fire 	1 in 1,381
Burning to death not in a building—uncontrolled fire 	1 in 60,539
Burning to death when your clothes catch fire 	1 in 29,544
Burning to death (total) 	1 in 1,117
Choking on food 	1 in 4,978
Choking on something else 	1 in 1,223
Death by dying 	1 in 1
Drowning while on (or rather, no longer on) a boat 	1 in 8,941
Drowning in a lake, pond, ocean, or river (non-boating) 	1 in 3,503
Drowning while taking a bath 	1 in 11,470
Execution & intervention by law-enforcement 	1 in 9,325
Earthquake 	1 in 131,891
Exposure to excessive natural cold 	1 in 6,164
Exposure to excessive natural heat 	1 in 12,309
Flood 	1 in 105,511
Lightning 	1 in 83,929
Cataclysmic storms 	1 in 68,387
Exposure to forces of nature (total: earthquake to storms) 	1 in 3,356
Falling on and from a ladder or scaffolding 	1 in 8,411
Falling on and from stairs and steps 	1 in 2,525
Falling out of bed or chair 	1 in 5,032
Falling out of or off of a building 	1 in 6,368
Ground level falls (slipping, tripping, and stumbling) 	1 in 6,549
Ground level falls (other) 	1 in 1,436
Going to lightspeed 'without precise calculations' 	0 in 0
High and low air pressure and changes in air pressure 	1 in 284,072
Inhalation of gastric contents (tasted better going down) 	1 in 8,752
Intentional self-harm by hanging, strangulation, and suffocation 	1 in 597
Intentional self-poisoning 	1 in 712
Intentional self-harm (total) 	1 in 122
Medical & surgical complications 	1 in 1,221
Overexertion, travel, and privation 	1 in 26,955
Player-related death 	1 in 3 (scary)
Riding an animal or in an animal drawn conveyance 	1 in 31,835
Struck by another person—fisticuffs 	1 in 82,064
Suffocation by a cave-in 	1 in 65,944
Suffocation/strangulation in bed 	1 in 8,098
Category:Death