The Lawsuit

This was Purple133’s fifth Spin Off Kings episode.
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== Transcript: ==
(Episode opens with Patrick behind Squidward’s house in the garden, and Squidward notices)
Squidward: PATRICK! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! I’M SUING YOU!
Patrick: What does suing mean?
Squidward: It means I take money from you.
Patrick: Oh no!
(Episode cuts to courthouse where a random day judge bangs a gavel)
Judge: Order, I say order!
Patrick: Can I order a Krabby Patty Deluxe?
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Judge: No, you little idiot. Anyways, Squidward present your case.
Squidward: Well this big pink moron was not only trespassing on my property, but also vandalized it!
Patrick: Those are big words. 
Squidward: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
(The judge bangs his gavel)
Judge: Squidward, do you have a witness?
Squidward: Well no, but I mean do I really need one?
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Judge: You mean to tell me you showed up at a courthouse and don’t have ANY witnesses?
Squidward: N-no.
Judge: Well Patrick, do you have any witnesses?
Patrick: Whatnesses?
Judge: Well in that case, SECURITY! 
(Security officers show up and drag Squidward and Patrick out of the building because cartoon logic)
Patrick: I’m sorry for vandali- I lost it. Sorry about that!
Squidward: Apology REJECTED.
Patrick: YOU CAN REJECT APOLOGIES?!
Squidward: YEP!
Patrick: WELL THEN I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO CRUSH YOU EITH MY MECH.
Squidward: What?!
(A mech suit shows up for Patrick and Squidward and then an epic fight ensues)
Squidward: I’ll never back down! I’ll sue you for everything that you have!
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Patrick: You wouldn’t!
Squidward: Oh yes I would! All of your sand furniture will be mine!
Patrick: Gah!
(Patrick launches Squidward into the courthouse and a fire starts, causing the judge to run out as well as everybody else)
Squidward: Well now look what you’ve done!
(Two cops show up)
Cop #1: Sir, we’re gonna have to arrest you.
Squidward: Why?!
Cop #2: No not you, him!
Patrick: Well, any tips for jail Squidward?
Squidward: Nope!
(Patrick gets put into a police car)
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Squidward: Wait! Don’t drop the soap!
Patrick: What?
Cop #1: I’ll explain it when we get there.
(Episode ends)
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