Bad Kitty Meets the Baby

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Bad Kitty Meets the Baby is the fifth Bad Kitty book. It is about a baby moving in with Kitty. description from https://www.badkittybooks.com. 
Kitty’s owners are home with a big surprise for Kitty. But what is it? Kitty, reeling in horror, thinks it’s a . . . dog. The neighbor cats are convinced it’s a cat. But we all know that it’s really a BABY!
With Nick Bruel’s trademark mix of antic humor (this time involving a Kitty game show and the Kitty Olympics—which the baby wins hands down), riotous illustrations, total mayhem, and Uncle Murray Fun Facts, this may be the funniest Kitty book yet, and the one that hits closest to home.
Bad Kitty Meets the Baby is the winner of the 2012 Children’s Choice Book Awards for Third to Fourth Grade Book of the Year
Kitty is living peacefully until Puppy arrives. She takes a dislike to him, but eventually grows fond of him. Uncle Murray comes to take care of Kitty and Puppy while Kitty's owner is away. Kitty and Puppy instantly become difficult until Kitty's owner arrives and Murray leaves.
Kitty's owner presents to Kitty a "surprise" that turns out to be a baby. Kitty believes the baby is a dog and hisses at her. Then the other Kitties arrive: Big Kitty, The Twin Kitties, Stinky Kitty, Chatty Kitty, Pretty Kitty, Strange Kitty and his friend mouse.
The other Kitties believe the baby is a new kitty, despite Kitty trying to tell them she's a dog, and dub her "New Kitty". Strange Kitty then hosts the Kitty Olympics and allow New Kitty to join.
The first round is the STARE-AT-YOURSELF-IN-A-MIRROR-UNTIL-YOU-GET-BORED competition. Pretty Kitty has remained undefeated at the event. Stinky Kitty and New Kitty are her opponents. Stinky Kitty falls asleep and Pretty Kitty gets distracted by one of Stinky Kitties flies and New Kitty wins.
The next round is the BABBLING-ON-AND-ON-WITHOUT-STOPPING competition. Chatty Kitty has never lost the event. Big Kitty and New Kitty are her opponents. They start talking (It is shown what Chatty Kitty is saying at the bottom of the page.). New Kitty then screams, causing Chatty Kitty and Big Kitty to pause and stare at her. New Kitty wins this round too.
The next round, the WHO-CAN-CREATE-THE-BIGGEST-STINK event, which Stinky Kitty has never lost at. The Twin Kitties are his opponents, but he easily defeats them. However, New Kitty enters the match. She farts, knocking out Stinky Kitty and the Twin Kitties and even the mouse.
The final event is THE EATING CONTEST. Kitty has never lost at the event. However, New Kitty challenges her.
Kitty barely takes one bite out of her food when New Kitty consumes all the food. The mouse, who has recovered, talks to New Kitty, and New Kitty drops her bowl on him. Then, mouse talks to Kitty. When he comments too many times about how she lost, Kitty loses it and cahses to other cats away.
Kitty then tries to have the baby sent away, but stops when the owner tells her that their both adopted. Kitty and puppy start crying, prompting New Kitty to cry too.
Kitty then grows fond of the baby, and after hearing that New Kitty must take a bath, she lifts New Kitty up on her back, and runs away.
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