Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor

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Creak…
Sting Rayzor: So you decided to take me on? You KNOW I'll come out on top.
Amset-Ra: Prove it!
Ogel: Viewers, as Amset-Ra left Dr. Inferno on the Sea Cow, he has appointed a new announcer, Psyclone!
No one claps.
Psyclone: Your announcer is the master of paychecks, withdrawals, deposits, and just about the entire economical society, me, Psyclone!
Dollar Bill claps.
Amset-Ra: Since when did you become master of the enire economical society?!
Psyclone: Whatever. In the red corner, a master of paychecks-
Amset-Ra: I am a master of PYRAMIDS, not paychecks!
Pharaoh Hotep: Where did you get that authority, my son?
Amset-Ra: You told me that when I'm 18, I could rule Egypt and have my own pyramid.
Pharaoh Hotep: So I did.
Sting Rayzor: In the blue corner it's me now let's get on with it!
Psyclone: Since Lance Spears withdrew his chances of staying on Metalbeard's Sea Cow-
Ogel: He fell off the ship.
Psyclone: -we have a new banker- I mean predictor, one that takes up most of the bank- er, audience, THE ULTRA DRAGON!
Earth Dragon: My vote goes to Amset-Ra.
Fire Dragon: Because he can out-match Sting Rayzor…
Lightning Dragon: …as well as anyone.
Ice Dragon: I'm voting for Sting Rayzor.
Amset-Ra: WHOA! Someone's not being a team player!
Ice Dragon: OK, OK! Amset-Ra it is!
Amset-Ra: The Minifigure of the Week is Emmet-
Emmet: That. Is. Awesome!!!
Amset-Ra: -and the User of the Week is Commandosaur!
Commandosaur: Wow, this is my first match here, and I'm announced as User of the Week!
Amset-Ra: Ogel?
Ogel: Fight!
SCREE SCREE SCREE!
Amset-Ra: What was THAT?!
Ogel: Did you forget? There are Vampyre bats in the belfry.
Amset-Ra: Oh. Right. CORONA!
BZZZZZZNNNNNN… BLING!
Amset-Ra: AHH! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!
Sting Rayzor: Now you know the power of your own attack!
THWACK!
Amset-Ra: Whoops! You missed, fish stick!
Sting Rayzor: Grrr…
THWACK THWACK THWACK!
Amset-Ra: Are you honestly trying?
Sting Rayzor: …
Amset-Ra: MEGA CORONA!
BZZZZZZZZZNNNNNNNNN…
Sting Rayzor: YAZIZIIZIZIZIZIZIZ!
Thud
Purple smoke rises from Sting Rayzor as he transforms into Axel Storm.
Axel Storm: No… AntiMatter… I'm not… interfering…
AntiMatter: THEN BECOME ONE WITH THE PORTAL.
Amset-Ra: Corona!
BZZZZZNNNNN… Sizzle
Amset-Ra: Great. My crown just overheated.
AntiMatter: MIND IF I… HEH HEH… BORROW IT?
Snatch!
Amset-Ra: Psyclone!
Psyclone: Wind blast!
WHOOSH
AntiMatter: WHOOPS!
Amset-Ra: Gotcha! Fans, stay tuned tomorrow for… Invizable vs. Cole vs. Alien Commander!
Axel Storm: And I'll be the predictor!
Ice Dragon: What about me?
Amset-Ra: Nah. You messed up big time. Other elemental dragons, attack!
FWOOOOOM ZAAAAAAAP KA-CHUNK!
Ice Dragon: END TRANSMISSION!
Meanwhile, in the belfry…
SCREE SCREE SCREE!
Lord Vampyre: Get back here, you Vampyre bats! Uh, end transmission?
Amset-Ra: As this is a specialty battle, this will not count toward our records.
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Category:Season 1
Category:Specialty Battles