Ad Nauseam (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Emerald Land Opening ==
Mr. Energy: "Hello, everyone! Welcome to Emerald Land! Have fun! Why did I need to say that? There are too many weird places for this to not be fun. They're all in the funhouses."
Pyro and Iron: "We made them!"
Mr. Energy: "Correct! I knew we needed you for weird places, since you always get into crazy situations. We also have the owners of the recent giant food franchise, Fox & Bunny Eats."
Skye: "I and my family have opened such a big restaurant and two food stand brands. One for fries, one for desserts."
Mr. Energy: "Smash's arcade is also in this amusement park!"
Dash: "We decided to give Smash this one, since she has the only original idea."
Mr. Energy: "The Junior Chaotix is hosting some games. Like mysteries, hot potato, etc."
Bea: "At your service, Mr. Energy!"
Mr. Energy: "Thank Riley and Rob for the rides."
Riley: "I don't have many resources, but when given enough, I will always succeed at creating something great."
Mr. Energy: "And we have the theaters! For arts and performance. But the stars of the show are practicing. Wait for the performance, as it starts at 4pm!"
== Ring Intro ==
Melody: "A Looney Tunes-styled introduction! Buy now for 10 Mobiums!"
Harmony: "Or dollars to the people on Earth."
Rhythm: "It will definitely give energy to your show. Comes with a title card for 5 Mobiums." she throws a hammer at the ceiling, thus making the title card drop
== Episode ==
Cake: "Chili dogs from Catering To All Tastes! Buy now!"
Chili Dogs Buy Now Plays
Melody: "Chili Dogs buy now! Chili Dogs buy now!
The ancient people loved the meat from Chao!
But if we travelled back in time, we would vow
That we'd say to them "Shame on thou!"
With these chili dogs, that is how!"
The song ends
Amy: "That was a funny song! Keep up the comedy, and people would be more willing to buy from you!"
Melody: "Thanks, Amy. Wonder where Harmony and Rhythm are."
Harmony: "Right here. Go to the Coaster Around Town!"
Coaster Around Town
Tails: "Do you have the money? Or at least a ticket?"
Rhythm: "Hey, we're the owners of the theatre!"
Tails: "Then you can go, because whoever worked on this gets 3 free rounds around all rides. The rest will not be free, but they will cost a quarter of the normal price."
Harmony: "But we aren't here to go on the Coaster Around Town! Yet."
Ralph: "What are you here for?"
The three get out their instruments and play "Coaster Around Town"
Melody: "It's a coaster! A coaster! A coaster that's sure to remove the frowns!
A coaster! A coaster! A coaster around the town!"
Harmony: "When we say town, we mean this amusement park!
When you go to it, it'll live right in your heart!
Your time here will not be boring and dark.
I'd say your time here is gonna taste tart!"
Melody: "It's a coaster! A coaster! A coaster that's sure to remove the frowns!
A coaster! A coaster! A coaster around the town!"
Rhythm: "Explore the place, see every restaurant!
See the theatre, see the surreal, it'll be a discovery!
Invite your mom, dad, uncle, and aunt!
It's gonna ensure your child-like traits' recovery!"
Melody: "It's a coaster! A coaster! A coaster that's sure to remove the frowns!
A coaster! A coaster! A coaster around the town!"
Song Ends
Tails: "What was that for?"
Melody: "Advertising your ride."
A large line went to the ride
Tails: "We have 10 family coasters, fitting 10 people each, since this is a big ride."
Melody: "This is making lots of profit. For sure."
Tails: "It sure is!"
Melody: "I love what I was assigned to."
Tails: "So, you're practicing your theater performances, right?"
Rhythm: "Indeed."
Tails: "Since it's the grand opening, everything will be closed for your performance at 4pm."
Melody: "Where else can we practice songs in?"
Tails: "How about our own restaurant? They sell everything there."
Melody: "Advertisers."
The three run to Fox & Bunny Eats
All You Can Eat Starts
Melody: "They have hotdogs, pizza, burgers, onion rings, popcorn, French fries!
Those last 3 come with powder with a flavor of your choice!
Flavor so delicious, pleases your mouth and your eyes!
There's tacos and fried chicken, all of these for girls and boys!"
Harmony: "They have so many cake types, you can't pick some favorites!
Even cupcakes, and pancakes for both breakfast and dessert!
Milkshakes, ice cream, popsicles, and more are also the tickets!
They have frozen yogurt too, in case those calories hurt!"
Rhythm: "Every Fox & Bunny Eats has a convenience store near it!
They sell food that by the point of selling has already been prepared!
Just in case you're getting a snack, they surely will not quit
In satisfying you since nothing ever since this came has compared!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "All of these are delicious products, in fact the best of their kind!
It will dominate the entire food industry, for one very simple reason
Such high quality and high quantity, you will never find
Elsewhere in other markets, no matter the season!"
Song Ends
A lot of people went to Fox & Bunny Eats
Cake: "We'll provide the snacks needed for your show. Thanks for attracting more people to our business here in Emerald Land."
Harmony: "We want everyone as comfortable with our show as possible. We'll take it."
Rhythm: "But they'll be focused on two things!"
Melody: "Yeah, but mainly the show. Why do you see popcorn sold in movie theaters?"
Rhythm: "Oh."
Melody: "And how about we go to the game room?"
Game Room
Bea: "Hey, Mongoose Sisters! Wanna play a game?"
Melody: "You know about the 4pm show?"
Bea: "Yes?"
Melody: "Everybody's gonna be in it."
Veronica: "Why aren't there many people attracted to us?"
Harmony: "Oh, you need some advertising!"
Game Song Plays
Melody: "You don't need the digital world to have some fun!
It's game time all the time, no need to play your video games!
Some strategy like Thrash Mini will make you have fun a ton!
You could also solve a mystery or hunt, it's not lame!"
Harmony: "If you don't want either of those, there is a playground there!
It's full of slides, seesaws, swings, and tons of tons of toys!
This is for people who want to keep it very simple and fair!
It's for all the little girls and all the little boys!"
Rhythm: "Not that type of person? Well here's something you may like!
You could even play games where you roam the entire park!
There are some activities that make you run, exercise, or use a bike!
It's all fun and games absolutely everything here sparks!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Everything here is so fun, wish you could get some more of them!
We've covered every type of game to keep you active and alive!
Every game here shouldn't be hidden, because they are definitely gems!
These games will make you happy, and they'll make you thrive!"
Song Ends
More people went to the game room
Veronica: "Thanks! We'll be hosting a contest before the main event."
Charmy: "How about we come up with the ideas?"
Bea: "Dad, I think you shouldn't. Mom suits the job better."
Saffron: "Thank you, Bea!"
Bea: "You're... NOT WELCOME! Even though you have better event ideas than Dad, ours are even better."
Veronica: "The fact that she said ours shows that she has some humility, and that she thinks we are her equals."
Melissa: "Thanks, Bea!"
Riley and Rob's Ride Control room
Rob: "Sing for us, please! I recorded your two other songs and put them in an album I and Riley are making!"
Melody: "Promise that you'll make the transportation rides to the theater too, OK?"
Riley: "Easy."
Ride Song
Melody: "100 people at a time at 10 family coasters each!
And a 4D Ride where with goggles, all looks real!
A very tall pendulum ride where only space is out of reach!
In every ride, happiness and adrenaline you will feel!"
Harmony: "Go on a Ferris wheel that rotates very very fast!
That is to keep the theme of the adrenaline rushes!
The dark rides are amazing, because very long they last!
You'll feel every second of it with your friends and with your crush."
Rhythm: "You want the most fun drop tower ride of your entire life?
Do you want to go down some of the most complex water slides?
Do you want a little break from your life full of strife?
Do you like fancy transportations that we like to call rides?"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Then come to Emerald Park with the main attractions!
Everybody loves to go here with all the food, performances, and more!
But if the rides are not that good, it'll be a major fun detraction!
And the rides here are amazing, which is the amusement park's core!"
Song Ends
Riley: "We're going to make the transportation rides."
Rhythm: "Do it. then!"
More people were attracted to the rides
Rhythm: "To the arcade!"
Arcade
Melody: "Hey, there! Smash, owner of the arcade, we're going to sing about all its glory!"
Smash: "I really had to think about what games to put here, and it's not turning out to be a great success."
Harmony: "We'll sing a song to advertise it to people who aren't in the park yet."
Arcade Song Plays
Melody: "The arcade is good for those games that aren't on the board!
They're not outdoors either, because, hey, this is an arcade!
You can play many video games with your tokens, if you're bored.
The fun you'll get from here will never fade!"
Harmony: "Why is it that this song is just about fun?
It's a subject that's getting very redundant by this point!
Winning games gives you tickets to buy items one by one!
Only specific games will do this though, and they won't disappoint."
Rhythm: "You go racing, you play platformers, it's like the 80s again!
Where you have these cabinets for simple or complex video games.
They're good for all groups, including boys, girls, men and women.
No matter your age, playing video games never puts you to shame."
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Go to this arcade right now, it's a place to digitally play!
Not to be confused with game room, that's mainly physical!
It's time to play, not just today or tomorrow, no, everyday!
Physically and digitally, since this one is digital!"
Melody: "Well, mostly."
Song Ends
More people were attracted to the arcade
Smash: "How about the other shops? Like for fashion?"
Melody: "Making this a mall-esque place, eh, Mr. Energy?'
Funhouse
Pyro: "Tremendous job with the last few songs. Now sing for our place."
Melody: "Got it!"
Funhouse Plays
Melody: "Go in the funhouse, you'll see many new places!
Though we made it safe for everyone, where is the fun in that?
We'll tell you, it's meeting the many new faces
The sights and feel of this environment, yeah, that is where it's at!"
Harmony: "A forest, a wintery place, a volcano, and a beach!
Or maybe the even weirder worlds we'll get into very soon!
Make your family visit each world, you'll all get badges each!
Did I tell you there's a place that takes you to the Mobian moon?"
Rhythm: "A toy infested wonderland and a food infested wonderland!
Maybe even a music-themed area, and you'll find a casino!
There's a place that's about art, there's lots of wonder to be had!
And there's an area that takes you high, and another that takes you low!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Have a fun time over here, you'll find very distinct lands!
It's a colorful place, brimming with Warner Bros. creativity!
This is just a fifth or sixth of what Emerald Land's got in hand!
It's a place full of liveliness and activity!"
Song Ends, as people went to the Funhouse
Pyro and Iron: "Thank you!"
Blaze: "Looks like I'll add a little more flare to your performances at 4pm."
Melody: "Thanks!"
Harmony: "Make it as weird as possible. The weirdest you can get in your dimension. And other planets too."
Silver: "I sure will!"
Harmony: "Looks like we're all set! And we have an album of songs."
The End
== Theater Song ==
Theater Song Plays
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "Did you think we were gonna forget the most important part?
The place where all the big events and big performances take place?
It has every machine needed for visual flare, passion, and heart!
The next cartoon we'll have is a music collection we will ace!"
The End!
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