January 6th Insurrection

In 1 A.B., Then-President The Great MAGA King led an invasion of the U.S. Capitol building using stolen Combine equipment left on Earth after the Great META War. He brought an army of mindless G-Anon truthers to the capitol, promising them that G-Man Alpha would prevent Chairman of the Board Joe Biden from becoming the next U.S. President. 
The Capitol Building was destroyed by several striders. All U.S. Government entities were relocated to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid for the remainder of Trump's presidency. As chairman of the Board, Biden reprimanded Trump for his actions and demanded a face-to-face meeting. This led directly into the Glue Factory Incident.
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