Stevie boi

Stevie Boi is a member of the secret underground branch of G-Force, known as the K-Force. He is undefeated even by Freddie Freaker. Unfortunately, Stevie Boi had a case of mistaken identity with a demonic spawn of the underworld known as TEGOATTSOMTFLAAMI short for The Evil God Of All Things That Scuttle On More Than Four Legs And Also Minor Inconveniences AKA Paul which resulted in him having to go into hiding from many members of the G-Force including the most powerful being in all 14.5 universes, Funny Ratto. Stevie Boi was last seen in Reykjavik, Iceland where he screamed "Don't trust the broken gravy lamp" and disappeared in a puff of lemon-scented smoke. Government officials are still debating whether this was real or just a propaganda illusion, because as many people know the leader of the G-Force is Darryl, the broken gravy lamp.
There are no photos of Stevie Boi left in existence as all have been burned in a ceremonial fire on June 13, 2004.
Hurley is disappointed with the result. In a live TV interview he said
"Oh maaaan. I really wanted to lightning that dude in the balls and get a pay raise."
Norman Rockwell refused to comment on the existence of Stevie Boi, instead writing a note saying
"papercuts are real bad." G-Force's most skilled agents are currently trying to decipher this note's meaning.