Epizon

Epizon is a major character who appears in: Darwick: Beyond Endaria.
The dead-pan muscle of the Movurthucka Crew.
== Synopsis ==
=== History ===
Epizon's home planet was the domain of the Noncomedians a race of beings that valued strength over any other quality, as a result, the majority were quite emotionless and serious. One day Epizon would be strapped to a trebuchet after accidentally destroying a vital piece of infrastructure on the planet. For his crimes he was catapulted into the vacuum of space, but he held his breath really tightly, so he managed to survive, until he crashed landed onto Swunowei.
=== Darwick: Beyond Endaria - Chapter 1: Hank ===
Epizon eventually met with Samjamel Blackson, W.E.G.G, 5T-3V3, and Jam Solo, who were in the process of forming a bounty hunting group. Without much else to do, Epizon joined them too, with Samjamel Blackson proudly appointing himself captain. Their first mission was to get a ship, so they went to a nearby shop that sold them. After some haggling, Blackson was able to get the ship for the price of 1000 currency from the store owner, Mr Poopyhead. As an added bonus, Poopyhead informed the party about a mysterious treasure hidden away on Eroticon 6, but only a robot known as Hank knew where it was. The group made this their first mission, so they boarded the ship, now dubbed the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka, and discovered that it had a built in A.I. system calling itself Karren. They were stuck on clues as to where to find Hank, but fortunately for them, they received a distress signal from a nearby planet sent by Hank himself, so the party set off for Vagka. After sustaining some minor damage on the way down, they proceeded onward, while W.E.G.G stayed behind to repair the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole. Samjamel Blackson led the others into a destroyed ship, where the transmission was coming from. They got to the cockpit, where a group of psirens were posing as the other crew members, trying to lure Hank out. W.E.G.G returned, whilst Epizon and Jam Solo were taking out the majority of the psirens. They were able to rescue Hank and get him onto their ship, which had just been fully repaired. On their way back to Swunowei, the party suddenly discovered that they seemingly had two extra blasters, which at first they didn't question, but they turned out to be psirens and they attacked the movurthucka crew, but they were able to overpower the intruders and safely return Hank to Swunowei.
=== Chapter 1.5: Eroticon 6 ===
After dropping Hank off on Swunowei, the Movurthucka Crew saught out clues as to where Eroticon 6 actually was, since that was the one thing Hank didn't know. They asked around the locals first, where they met Tim Ross, a man who was looking for the Infinity Charms. Hank was challenged to a drinking contest by W.E.G.G (neither of which had mouths), so at the start, Hank threw the beverage into his face, causing him to short circuit and begin to malfunction, but he was able to guide the party towards Rhimon Rhinomen, who knew Eroticon 6 in and out. He agreed to help them go to Eroticon 6, but only in his own ship. When they got to their destination, they found that the so-called "pleasure planet" was left to an absolute wasteland. Rhimon explained that after a nuclear war, the planet was left in chaos with mutated hooker women becoming the most dominant race on the planet, small factions of immune survivors gathered trying to search for a way out. The team spread out and investigated for clues as to the whereabouts of the treasure, but an old shady man revealed that the treasure was inside a pocket dimension in his pants, so, reluctantly, the party dove in. They found themselves face to face with Chabuddy G, the keeper of the treasure. He presented a briefcase that, according to him, held the treasure within, however it couldn't be opened by just anyone, they had to be "worthy." W.E.G.G tried but failed, but Jam Solo's expert attempt at trying to close the already closed briefcase, created a paradox that broke the spell and revealed the treasure. It was silent for a second, until they heard it scream. "TURN ME OVER! OH YEAH IT'S ME PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!!!!" The treasure was unfortunately a Golden Pickle Rick. The party, reflected on what they should do with this powerful object, so they left it with the collector, Mr Poopyhead.
=== Chapter 2: Saving Chris Mas ===
After saving Hank from the psirens, the party settled on a different planet for a while, where they purchased equipment and got some upgrades for their ship. They went finally into a bar, where they met with a strange looking man, Dennis McShlong. Dennis told the party that he would only join them after seeing them complete a bounty, so they searched around and bumped into a large burly man. They broke into a fight, with the party winning by a landslide. Dennis joined the party and coughed up some cigarettes as per usual for him. They then met with the bartender, who was unmistakably, Santa Claus, the man of legend, but he turned out to be a little grotesque. His abhorrent actions juxtapose his appearance greatly, as he murders and eats his "elves" with a huge smile on his face. Santa Claus then, after paying for the party's stay for the night, explains that the Welsh Empire have kidnapped Chris Mas, so the group go off to save him. They journey off into the outer reaches of space, to the Daff Star, a giant warship capable of destroying whole planets. They boarded the spacecraft, where two Welsh Empire soldiers entered the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Sam's Butthole Movurthucka. Everybody hid away from the menacing soldiers, before W.E.G.G, disguised in bin form, rolled into the room. As the soldiers investigated the trash can, W.E.G.G shocked them with his shocker nipples and, the rest of the party killed them. Samjamel Blackson and 5T-3V3 took the soldier's uniforms and pretended to take the rest of the party to prison, but they were stopped by another guard who asked them for the code to let them through. 5T-3V3 tried to use detect thought, but to no avail, then W.E.G.G guessed "5318008" and it was correct. They were able to pass, but them they were all arrested anyway, because 5T-3V3 tried to use detect thought on the soldier. In the prison they met with a menacing man dressed in all black robes. He took of his helmet, revealing he was in fact Jackurai Sam. Sam then told them he would spare their lives if they told him about Santa Claus. The party held a democratic vote, where Samjamel Blackson shot and killed Epizon for not agreeing with him
== Gallery ==
3Wavis Epizon.jpg|Epizon in the 3rd Year Anniversary poster
== Trivia ==
* Epizon was the first character to be played by two different players.
** The original player and another joined, they'd later become the Fish Bloke from Megamind.
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