Susan TV (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: “Hello, my friends! It’s time for the moment you have all been waiting for, the first episode of SUSAN TV!”
The Crowd Cheers
Susan: “Time to go to the first segment from the agent Sasha the Porcupine!”
Sasha: she gets out of the room and goes through a dangerous area, dodging lasers and fighting robots in order to go on stage, then she stares at Susan
Susan: “Sorry, Sasha! I forgot about those.”
Crowd Cheering
== Curse You, Sasha the Porcupine! ==
Tails: "Chaflick Foods, you're going down with my army. It's going to attack-"
Sasha: she uses Indigo Asteroid to absorb the army members
Tails: "CURSE YOU, SASHA THE PORCUPINE!" he goes inside his robot
Sasha: she is still in Indigo Asteroid form, so she absorbs Tails' robot
Tails: "CURSE YOU, SASHA THE PORCUPINE! The only reason I am going easy on you is because if I don't, then the Wisps you're using will die if I don't."
Sasha: "So quit now before you hurt them!"
Tails: "I'll find a way around that."
Sasha: "You can't. I shaded around you."
Tails: "Darn."
Sasha: she uses Orange Rocket to blast out of the base, then uses Crimson Eagle
Cream: “Ready to save Chao?”
Chao Rescuer 1: “I have a plate of fish!”
Eagle sounds
The Crimson Eagle causes a quake
The Chao Rescuers’ Base falls apart
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Applauds
Sasha: “Thank you, thank you.”
Susan: “Next segment is from the son of the two greatest heroes in Mobius. Hear it out for SWIFT THE HEDGEHOG!”
Crowd Cheers
Swift: “I’m surprised nobody used these guys in comedy before.”
== Titans, Go! ==
Giganto: "Wyvern, you should eat veggies! They're good and good for you!"
Wyvern: "Uh..."
Knight: "How does eating veggies help us defeat The End?"
Supreme: "Yeah! Also they seem unappetizing."
They take a bite and love it
Knight: "Wow! They taste good!"
Supreme: "Let's eat the entire thing!"
The three eat the veggies
Knight: "It's The End! They're coming!"
Supreme: "TITANS! GO!"
They fly towards The End and fight against it, then defeat it easily
The 4 dance
Giganto: “We’re undefeatable!”
Wyvern: “We broke through it all!”
Knight: “We found our flame!”
Supreme: “WE’RE HERE TO TAKE A STAND!”
Supreme plays his theme
Knight: “My theme is better!”
Wyvern: “No, mine is!”
Giganto: “Are you kidding me? Mine is!”
They fight each other
== Susan Wraparound ==
Applause
Susan: “Wow! That was an amazing show! Next is from the one and only CURD THE RABBIT!”
Crowd Cheers and chants Curd’s name
Curd: “Hello! I am Cream’s daughter, but it’s hard to recognize as I dislike her a bit and I’m much more similar to my dad.”
== Curd in School ==
Tweeters: "Now, Curd. Repeat after me. Eggman is a horrible person."
Curd: "Eggman is a horrible person."
Tweeters: "He has no good qualities."
Curd: "He has no good qualities."
Tweeters: "He tortured thousands of people."
Curd: "He tortured thousands of people."
Tweeters: "And to his name had many casualties."
Curd: "And to his name had many casualties."
Tweeters: "If I don't want to insult others or remind them about the atrocities he committed, I will never joke about him."
Curd: "If I don't want to joke about others or remind him about the atrocities they committed, I will never insult him." she smiles
Tweeters: "Close, in a bad way. Let's do it again."
Curd: "It was close though!"
Tweeters: “Fine. Here’s your math test.”
Curd: “Question 1. What is the smallest number of the three?” she circles the item “Question 2. Expand this equation.” (a+b)^2
She just makes the space in between them bigger
Curd: “Did I do well?”
Tweeters: “If you mean do well in failing, then yes, you did!” she puts an F
Curd: she circles around the F, except the first horizontal line, then puts a line perpendicular and going through that horizontal line “Yay! I passed!”
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheering and chanting Curd's name again, while Curd also receives a standing ovation
Curd: "Thank you, thank you." she bows down
Susan: "You're welcome! Next short is from the cat who's ready to show her recipe just about now! Everyone, please welcome LUCY THE CAT!"
Applause
Lucy: "Enjoy as you indulge in my masterpiece."
== Lucy and Ivy ==
Lucy: runs around the house
Ivy: running away from Lucy
Lucy: meowing and chasing after Ivy
Ivy: she curls into a ball to gain more speed to run away from Lucy
Lucy: she gets into some physical accidents like being hit in the head by a table, a lamp, and more
== Susan Wraparound ==
Applause
Lucy: "I'm really happy you liked my slapstick stew. Come again!"
Susan: "Next, is a short from-"
Platypus Man: "Hey, Susan! Look at your left! It's Princess Sophie!"
Crowd looks at the right and Susan's left
Susan: she looks at her left
Trumpets are blown as Sophie makes her way to the stage in her carriage
Crowd cheers for Sophie
Susan: "What brought you here today?"
Sophie: "My short."
Susan: "You're not-"
Crowd: "ROLL IT! ROLL IT!"
Samantha: "Susie, Susie, Susie. You should roll the short of a princess or else you won't show them respect."
Susan: "Fine. Let's see if it is good. I bet Sally raised her to make a fine short."
Crowd Cheers 
== Squirrel Day ==
Susan: “Wow, Sally! You look fat today!”
Sally: sleeping
Sophie: “Be quiet. Mom is hibernating for a week.”
Mina: she goes to Sally
Sophie and Beam go inside Mina’s pants
Mina: screaming while seeming like dancing
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: "That was great, Princess! Now go back to your parents before they find out you're not doing your royal duties."
Sophie: "OK, Susan!" she goes back to Acorn Castle
Susan: "OK, next we have Curd's love interest and best friend, the magical, mystical, majestic, and magnificent IVAN THE RABBIT!"
Crowd Applauds as Ivan walks on stage
Ivan: "I may not be the best at comedy, but I learned some techniques from Curd. Now with my magic powers, I command this short to be rolled by itself!" his magic powers make the short appear
== I’m Hunting Rabbits ==
Porkchop: he sneakily goes to Cream’s house “Shhh! I’m hunting a rabbit!”
Ivan: he puts his finger inside the gun, thus making Porkchop’s gun backfire
Butter: he roasts Porkchop’s body
Curd: “Pork!”
Butter: “We’re gonna tell Lucy we have a new recipe for her!”
Ivan: "So wanna run there?"
Curd: "Sure!"
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Applauds
Ivan: "Thank you for watching my short. It shows that you all support me."
Susan: "The next-"
Ivan: "No, let me do it. The next short is from... MIA THE HEDGEHOG!"
Crowd Applauds
Mia: "Hey! I hope Mom and Dad love this short!"
Ivan: "They sure will! Your short will appear on screen in 3, 2, 1, NOW!" he snaps and the short magically appears on screen
== Moonshines and Sunshines Are Back ==
Mia: “Dad’s here… I don’t want him to find out I’m an Eggman fan!”
Sonic and Amy: they open the door
Mia: screaming
Simon: “Hi, Sonic and Amy!”
Sonic: “Time to make it sunset in this area.”
Amy: “The sun will set but the moon will never show up here when we shut your HQ down!”
Simon: “Says the hedgehog who looks like a blueberry when he rolls. Oh, and Amy, change your fur color. People can mistake your fur for a strawberry flavored chewy candy.”
Everyone says “OHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
There’s a poster near their base saying “Roasted Hedgehogs for 1 dollar!”
Abby: “Get your Roasted Hedgehogs!”
Heads: “I’d like one!”
Abby: “Well, he’s in our room.”
Heads: gets out a fork and a knife and opens the door
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheering
Mia: "I knew I could be funny!"
Susan: "Now both of you, get out of here. The next short is from Mia's sister, Ava the Hedgehog!"
Crowd Cheers as Ava walks on stage
Ava: "Roll the short already."
== Juicy! ==
Tweeters: "Do you have any questions anyone?"
Ava: extends the right arm from the shoulder into the air with a straightened hand
Tweeters: "Wrong angle."
Ava: "Oops!" she raises it higher "Sorry!"
Canteen
Susan: "What just happened to my lemonade? Did anyone do the Gesture of Juice Supply Destruction?"
Janitor: "Looks like I need to clean up a lot."
== Susan Wraparound ==
Crowd Cheers
Susan: "Wow! That is definitely going to be controversial to some people. But as they say, the best jokes come from potentially offensive stuff if you do it right!"
Ava: "Well guess who's next, Susan!"
Susan: "It's Ricotta the Rabbit."
Crowd Applauds as Ricotta walks to the stage
Ricotta: "Well, thank you everyone! It's nice that mom let me here. It's also nice that Curd was able to teach me some of her strategies in comedy. That way, I was able to make a good short. Thanks, Curd!"
Curd: at the back of the stage, winking at Ricotta
Susan: "Let's roll the short!"
== Curd and Ricotta's Ice Cream Stand ==
Curd: "Ice Cream! For 1 Mobium!"
Ricotta: "May you please be nicer?"
Curd: "OK, little bro! May I please interest any of you to some of the best vanilla ice cream in the world?"
Cream: "Vanilla ice cream?" she looked serious
Curd: "Oh, that's so vanilla of you to take something that wasn't even a joke too seriously."
Ricotta: "Please don't talk about mom like that."
They run away from the ice cream stand
Cream: "Wait, sorry you two! I was just traumatized by my the death of my mom and your grandma!"
The two reverse run to the ice cream stand
Curd: "So wanna buy?"
Cream: "Sure!" she pays them 1 Mobium
Curd: "Thanks!"
Cream: "You're welcome, sweetie!"
== Susan Wraparound ==
Everyone applauds
Susan: "Well, well, well, we put on quite a show, did we? Now it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for! The closing song!"
== Hope You Enjoyed The Show (Song) ==
Susan: "It was a long day of adventures in our toons!"
Sasha: "And we hope for the next set of them you will stay tuned!"
Swift: "Though for now it's time for us to say goodbye!"
Curd: "But next time we meet we will say hi!"
Lucy: "Hope we served you well!"
Sophie: "And our shorts were swell!'
Ivan: "We hope you were entertained!"
Mia: "And the sun and the moon were your main!"
Ava: "So Mom and Dad, you know I'll say..."
Ricotta: "We had a wonderful day!"
Everyone: "So we hope you've enjoyed the show!"
Crowd: "We have enjoyed the show!"
Everyone: "And we hope that we were not too slow..."
Crowd: "You weren't too slow!"
Everyone: "To entertain everyone in the world, including your friends and foes!
We wanna say that we hope that you enjoyed the show!"
Crowd Cheering
Sonic: "I love my kids."
Amy: "They'll grow up to be wonderful people!"
Sonic: "Good job, my wife. You raised them well."
The two share a kiss
== Where in The World Is Team Dragoon? ==
Silence: Ok, where are we?
Alan: I think we got lost when we took out that hidden Eggman base. We're still on the Gaia City continent, but we're lost in the jungle.
Dria: I'll look for a way out.
Srish: It's actually simple! We just follow the river.
The End
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