Ballpoint, Penn., or Bust!

Ballpoint, Penn., or Bust! is the second half of the 14th episode of Wacky Races. During the race:
* Dick Dastardly sets up a fake train crossing, but the train comes out of the screen and runs over him. It was later used in Queen's music video "Breakthru", from The Miracle (1989) album 
* Rufus Ruffcut leaves a fallen tree in the road, but Red Max cuts through it, and Rock Slag and Gravel Slag use it for a slingshot.
* Dastardly sets up a bridge trap for the Slag Brothers.
* The dragon from the Creepy Coupe approaches Penelope Pitstop, but she whacks him with her parasol.
* The Ant Hill Mob gets caught in one of Professor Pat Pending's soap bubbles.
* Dastardly's tacks deflate Peter Perfect's car, as well as the tires on the Creepy Coupe and the Arkansas Chugabug.
* Dastardly and Muttley recycle the dynamite gag from "See Saw to Arkansas".
* Dastardly uses a fake police siren to force the other racers to stop.
==Winners==
#Compact Pussycat
#Crimson Haybaler
#Bulletproof Bomb
Category:Wacky Races
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