Dream Team Quotes

:Jim: [phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev?
:Kevin: Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom!
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:Jim: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? [pause] I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.
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:Jim: No. [Andy gets up from his desk] Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.
:Kevin: Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it.
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:Andy: You are murdering the Nard-dog!
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:Stanley: Just transfer the damn call.
:Kevin: Your call is very important to us. Ple-[Andy's phone rings]
:Andy: Hey-o! [applauding and cheering]
:Dwight: Way to go.
:Andy: My maid died.
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:Pam: Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.
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:Phyllis: I never see him drink. I never see him eat.
:Stanley: I don't think he even uses the bathroom.
:Creed: Oh, he does. He does.
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:Andy: I hate soccer. But guess who doesn't hate soccer? Charles Miner.
:Jim: I've never been a kiss up. I – it's just not how I operate. I mean, I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly.
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:Jim: Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team.
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:Pam: You get paid by the year here?
:Ryan: How much do you get paid, secretary--?
:Ryan's Supervisor: Get back to work, shoe bitch!
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:Charles: Miner – [kicking a piece of trash]
:Jim: Oh, there he goes.
:Charles: ...sees his partner –
:Jim: Yikes.
:Charles: Halpert. He looks up!
:Jim: Aw, man.
:Charles: Defending duo! He sets him up! [Jim moves the piece of trash with his hands] He sets him up. Yeah. Oh-ho!
:Jim: Oh! Goal!
:Charles: Aw, man, I can't wait to play with you.
:Jim: Aw, it's gonna be the [softly] worst.
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:Vikram: I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?
:Pam: It means grandmother.
:Vikram: Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?
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