Katie

A golden retriever(?) with dark brown hair who once sucked off Richard. No doubt had a hand in Richard's transformation, yet ended up as one in a factory assembly line of exes.
Katie spots Kingston and Richard in the Lamb & Cannon and greets them, despite past hurts. Richard wants to apologise, and Katie is quick to accept, as people change and grow up (or become an American president). She mentions that she is back in the area for her sister's marriage to Dwayne "Poo Pants" Peterson. Richard is incredulous, but Katie insists they're perfect together and is positively excited about seeing the family and remembering why she left them. Richard smirks and asks if she would rather hang out with her ex than her family, and she replies "OH GOD YES!"
She finally asks about Richard's wife, and he replies that Gates is probably causing some kind of violence somewhere. Katie remarks how strange it is to see Richard without Gates in tow, and Richard points out that it's one of the reasons they're separated, that Gates didn't seem to like individuality so much when Richard found his own. Katie doesn't blame Richard for wanting to leave the area, since many of the town centre's shops have gone, but Richard says it's great if you want a tattoo or kebab.
Richard invites Katie over to "fool around like old times" to avoid her family, and she wins a game of (presumably) Mario Party against Richard, Anne, and Kingston. Anne notes that she sees why Richard likes Katie, but that she's also jealous BUT also has a fetish for seeing Richard banging other races. When Kingston dips out to visit his mum as promised, Anne awkwardly excuses herself to leave Richard and Katie alone. Once Anne is gone, Katie asks Richard, "Is your girlfriend trying to get us to fuck?" Richard replies, "Yeah, probably."
Instead, they eat cheesecake. Katie admits, however, that if things had been different... but, as old-fashioned as she is, she wants to have a guy all to herself. Richard apologises about that again, but Katie insists that it was her own fault for thinking she was special. Then she has second thoughts about giving him a second chance when she could have, but Richard admits he happened to get lucky for his fortune and starts to worry that, as easily as it all came, it could all just as easily go away. To snap him out of it, Katie gives him a small kiss on the head, saying, "That's all you're getting!" He assures her that's all he needed.
When Katie goes to leave, Richard walks her back to the lift when she won't let him drive her back. She claims that it will be hard enough to explain to her family where she was without them seeing her get out of her ex's car. She says goodbye by saying it was nice seeing what could have been.
== Known Sexual Relations ==
Richard Edwards
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Category:Canines