人マニア (Hito Mania)

==Lyrics==
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Lyrics =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
興奮してきた 	koufun shite kita 	I'm getting a 'lil turned on
人様の業で 	hitosama no gou de 	Thanks to the acts of people around
センター分けの 	sentaa wake no 	Stab you in the crown of your head
つむじ刺す 	tsumuji sasu 	With your hair styled in a middle part
 	 	
アホの 	aho no 	You saw, right?
吐血見てると 	toketsu miteru to 	That moron who coughed up blood
チョキで 	choki de 	So don't think you can win
勝てる気すんな 	kateru ki sun na 	By playing scissors, got me?
 	 	
手抜くぞ 	tenuku zo 	I'm cutting corners!
すぐ抜くぞ 	sugu nuku zo 	I'm gonna cut some corners!
スポーツ 	supootsu 	Sports
スポーツ 	supootsu 	Sports
腰抜けよ 	koshinuke yo 	You coward
子供の前で 	kodomo no mae de 	Wait! The one who's
着ぐるみを脱ぐ 	kigurumi o nugu 	Taking off their mascot costume in front of the kids
『な～～んだ？』 	“na~~nda?” 	"iiisss~~?"
 	 	
A．私 	A. watashi 	A. None other than me
ビバ良くない！ 	biba yokunai! 	Viva misery!This was translated as "Viva unhappy" in the original version of this translation, but has been changed to remove any would-be misunderstanding regarding the intent of the line. As context, 良くない "yokunai" is used as interjection, meaning something along the lines of "But that's not okay (to me) at all!" or "But I don't want that!". (The current translation of this line, "Viva misery" is taken from Will Stetson's English cover.)
ただ物足りない！ 	tada monotarinai! 	Nothin's ever enough!
うん、 	un, 	Y'know,
小さくなってく器で 	chiisaku natteku utsuwa de 	This box I'm in might just be gettin' a lil too small, but
トびたい！ 	tobitai! 	I wanna jUmp uP HiGh!
トびたい！　トびたい！ 	tobitai! tobitai! 	uP HiGh! uP HiGh!
ポリエステル仕事 	poriesuteru shigoto 	Is a polyester job
はムリか 	wa muri ka 	Really all that bad?
金で殺して 	kane de koroshite 	Kill it all with cash and money,
愛を買うね。 	ai o kau ne. 	I'm gonna buy me some love,
すまんね。 	suman ne. 	Real sorry o' me
 	 	
晩年 	bannen 	Reaching the twilight years
 	 	
あ…消した。 	a… keshita. 	Ah... I've deleted it
環境の為に。 	kankyou no tame ni. 	Having read the room
だけの 	tsuittaa dake no 	An expert only in the realm of 'Twitter,
”人マニア” 	”hito mania” 	"A human enthusiast"
罠の 	wana no 	Each time you stare
墓穴見てると 	boketsu miteru to 	at the hole you've made me dig myself in,
塩を 	shio o 	It's salt, poured straight
かける傷！ 	kakeru kizu! 	On my wound!
 	 	
恋人の前で 	koibito no mae de 	The one who's beaten black and blue
血まみれになる 	chimamire ni naru 	In front of their special someone
『な～～んだ？』 	“na~~nda?” 	"iiisss~~?"
 	 	
 	 	
A．お前 	A. omae 	A. It's _yOU
ビバ良くない！ 	biba yokunai! 	Viva misery!
ただ 	tada monotarinai! 	Nothin's ever enough!
うん、 	un, 	Y'know,
小さくなってく器で 	chiisaku natteku utsuwa de 	This box I'm in might just be gettin' a lil too small, but
トびたい！ 	tobitai! 	I wanna jUmp uP HiGh!
トびたい！　トびたい！ 	tobitai! tobitai! 	uP HiGh! uP HiGh!
ポリエステル仕事 	poriesuteru shigoto 	Is a polyester job
はムリか 	wa muri ka 	Really all that bad?
金で殺して 	kane de koroshite 	Kill it all with cash and money,
愛を買うね。 	ai o kau ne. 	I'm gonna buy me some love,
すまんね。 	suman ne. 	Real sorry o' me
 	 	
ああ…すまんね。 	aa… suman ne. 	aAah... My B, my B,
最高だよ 	saikou da yo 	It's the real shit!
本当！　本当！ 	hontou! hountou! 	Fr fr!
小さく成ってく冠婚葬祭 	chiisaku natteku kankonsousai	All those coming of age and familial rites冠婚葬祭 are referring to the four important ceremonial occasions for family relationships in Japanese culture: , the ceremonies of marriage, funeral, and venerating the ancestors. might just be boxing me in, but
蹴りたい！ 	keritai! 	I wanna kick 'em all!
蹴りたい！　蹴りたい！ 	keritai! keritai! 	'Kick 'em all! 'Kick 'em all!
生きろ。 	ikiro. 	Live yer life.
悪意も 	akui mo 	Along with the ill will and grudges,
恥も 	haji mo 	The shame,
償いも 	tsugunai mo 	The feeling of atoning for somethin',
全毒　背負って 	zendoku seotte 	It won't do if you just keel over and die,
くたばらにゃ 	kutabara nya 	Without bearing 'em all,
いかんね。 	ikan ne. 	Now would it?
==Translation Notes==
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Alternate translation =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
止めずに聴け!!!!!! 	tomezu ni kike!!!!!! 	Listen without pausing!!!!!!
 	 	
ヨロシク♭ 	yoroshiku 	Thanks for coming ♭
 	 	
興奮してきた 	koufun shite kita 	I’m getting ticked off
人様の業で 	hitosama no gou de 	By the deeds of a mortal;
センター分けの 	sentaa wake no 	Stabbed him in the crown
つむじ刺す 	tsumuji sasu 	Of his middle-parted head!
 	 	
アホの 	aho no 	Look at that
吐血見てると 	toketsu miteru to 	Idiot coughing up blood,
チョキで 	choki de 	Wanna throw
勝てる気すんな 	kateru ki sun na 	A few bricks at him so bad!Literally translated, this line should be “You feel like you can win by playing scissors, right?” I would assume this means that the middle-parted guy is パー (paa), which, when interpreted as “paper,” would lose to scissors, while it’s also a slang word that refers to a person who’s stupid or not right in the head.
 	 	
手抜くぞ 	tenuku zo 	I’m cutting corners!
すぐ抜くぞ 	sugu nuku zo 	Quick to cut corners!
スポーツ 	supootsu 	Sports
スポーツ 	supootsu 	Sports
腰抜けよ 	koshinuke yo 	You little coward
子供の前で 	kodomo no mae de 	What takes off its costume
着ぐるみを脱ぐ 	kigurumi o nugu 	When kids are watching?
『な～～んだ？』 	“na~~nda?” 	“Gueeeeess what?”
 	 	
A．私 	A. watashi 	A. yours truly
ビバ良くない！ 	biba yokunai! 	Viva unnice!
ただ物足りない！ 	tada monotarinai! 	I’m far from satisfied!
うん、 	un, 	Yeah,
小さくなってく器で 	chiisaku natteku utsuwa de 	With my ever-dwindling caliber,Perhaps related to the idiom 器が小さい (lit. the vessel/container is small), which means someone is narrow-minded or incompetent.
トびたい！ 	tobitai! 	I wanna get high!The verb とぶ (tobu) is usually just “to fly” (飛ぶ) or “to jump” (跳ぶ), but when used informally it also means “to get high (on drugs),” in which case it tends to be written in katakana like トぶ.
トびたい！　トびたい！ 	tobitai! tobitai! 	Get high! GET HIGH!
ポリエステル仕事 	poriesuteru shigoto 	Polyester jobs
はムリか 	wa muri ka 	Are no-go?
金で殺して 	kane de koroshite 	I’ll kill ‘em all with money
愛を買うね。 	ai o kau ne. 	And buy me some love.
すまんね。 	suman ne. 	My bad.
 	 	
晩年 	bannen 	Closing years
 	 	
ﾓｳｲｯﾁｮ♭ 	mou iccho 	Another round ♭
爆破ソロ (0.5秒) 	bakuha soro (rei ten go-byou) 	Explosion solo (0.5 sec)
 	 	
あ…消した。 	a… keshita. 	Ah... deleted it.
環境の為に。 	kankyou no tame ni. 	For the sake of the milieu.
だけの 	tsuittaa dake no 	X(Twitter)-only
”人マニア” 	”hito mania” 	“Humaniac!”I know that many people now refrain from using the word “man” to mean “all humanity,” and while I do respect that choice, let me just go with “Man Maniac” this time because I want that M alliteration so bad. If you want to repost this translation and also be more gender-neutral, feel free to replace the word with “human” or something like that (I digress, but you can even do something crazy like “Humaniac”).
罠の 	wana no 	Look at that
墓穴見てると 	boketsu miteru to 	Trap setting itself up,
塩を 	shio o 	Have some salt
かける傷！ 	kakeru kizu! 	Poured on the wound!
 	 	
よかったら＊←のコメントで埋めて欲しい 	yokattara * no komento de umete hoshii	Type a lot of asterisks and fill up the screen!
ありがとう 	arigatou 	ThanksOn YouTube broadcast, there are two more lines: ※実際にニコニコでいただいたコメントです (lit. these are the actual comments I got on Niconico) and おかげさまでとっても綺麗です (It looks great thanks to you all).
 	 	
恋人の前で 	koibito no mae de 	What gets bathed in blood
血まみれになる 	chimamire ni naru 	When its lover is watching?
『な～～んだ？』 	“na~~nda?” 	“Gueeeeess what?”
 	 	
A．お前 	A. omae 	A. you bonehead
ビバ良くない！ 	biba yokunai! 	Viva unnice!
ただ 	tada monotarinai! 	I’m ??????
うん、 	un, 	Yeah,
小さくなってく器で 	chiisaku natteku utsuwa de 	With my ever-dwindling caliber,
トびたい！ 	tobitai! 	I wanna get high!
トびたい！　トびたい！ 	tobitai! tobitai! 	Get high! GET HIGH!
ポリエステル仕事 	poriesuteru shigoto 	Polyester jobs
はムリか 	wa muri ka 	Are no-go?
金で殺して 	kane de koroshite 	I’ll kill ‘em all with money
愛を買うね。 	ai o kau ne. 	And buy me some love.
すまんね。 	suman ne. 	My bad.
 	 	
ああ…すまんね。 	aa… suman ne. 	Ah... my bad.
最高だよ 	saikou da yo 	It’s smashing,
本当！　本当！ 	hontou! hountou! 	Fo sho! Fo sho!
小さく成ってく冠婚葬祭 	chiisaku natteku kankonsousai 	With those ever-dwindling formal ceremonies,
蹴りたい！ 	keritai! 	I wanna bunk off!
蹴りたい！　蹴りたい！ 	keritai! keritai! 	Bunk off! BUNK OFF!
生きろ。 	ikiro. 	You must live.
悪意も 	akui mo 	Ill will,
恥も 	haji mo 	Shame
償いも 	tsugunai mo 	And atonement,
全毒　背負って 	zendoku seotte 	Gotta bear all those poisons
くたばらにゃ 	kutabara nya 	When you go die,
いかんね。 	ikan ne. 	Well, right?
==Translation Notes==
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==External Links==
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