Girlfriend From 27,000 B.C.

==Plot==
Sort of a sequel story to Boyfriend from 27,000 B.C. I kind of wondered whatever happened to Conk after he chased Doof in that sandwich suit.
Then I thought, what would it be like if one of the cave-people from that Time Shift episode were also thawed in modern day.
==Transcript==
Phineas and Ferb were sitting underneath their tree in the backyard thinking.
"You know Ferb, it's days like this that make me ask the question that lingers on everyone's mind." Phineas said to his brother.
Ferb didn't say anything but just looked at him.
"Whatever did happen to our caveman friend, Conk. I know we set him free and all that, but I'd like to try and get make him fit in with today's culture. Hey, that's a great idea! We'll go find Conk and make him a true man of tomorrow from yesterday. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." Phineas said.
Just then Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet came into the back yard.
"Hi Phineas." Isabella said.
"What'cha," Baljeet said.
"Doin'?" Then Buford finished.
"Okay there, I let you two say it, are you happy?" Isabella asked them.
"Oh, immensely." Baljeet replied.
"What's all that about?" Phineas asked.
"Well since so many people have said 'What'cha doin'?' over most of the summer, I'm thinking about copyrighting the material. But I just may let it slide in time." Isabella explained.
"I see. Glad we're not that protective of things we say. So anyway..." Phineas said.
"Where's Perry?" Buford said.
Everyone looked at Buford quietly.
"Expect a call from our lawyer." Ferb said to him.
Meanwhile in the Flynn-Fletcher kitchen, Perry switched into his secret agent mode then opened the freezer and crawled into the back before falling down a hole and landing in his secret lair.
"Good morning Agent P. We've been tracking Doofenshmirtz going to excavation sites and digging alongside the good citizens of Danville. No doubt he's digging into trouble, excavating a problem, or..." Monogram began to inform Perry who lowered his eyebrows at this.
"Okay so it's not really all that evil and I must admit it's been rather slow this past week with all our other agents so I just thought I'd make it sound more exciting. Just, uh, just go over there and see what he's up to." Perry rolled his eyes and took off.
Meanwhile at the Danville museum, Candace and Linda were looking through the exhibits.
"Ah, isn't this nice Candace. Just you and me, and not a word about the boys building a time machine or something." Linda said as she walked on.
"Oh come on, like you're not going to try and tell me that that time machine over there doesn't work." Candace said as she and Linda passed the time machine the boys had fiddled with before.
"Heard it all before, won't work twice Candace." Linda said as they came upon a giant piece of ice with what appeared to be a human frozen inside of it.
"Oh look here honey. This exhibits says that 'This ice glacier has kept the last caveperson frozen for the last 27,000 years.'." Linda read. She then squinted her eyes and looked at the figure inside the ice.
"Heh, you know Candace, she almost looks a little like you." Linda joked.
"Oh please mom, that hairstyle is so ugly. Besides, how would someone smart looking like her ever get herself stupidly caught in some ice?" Candace rhetorically asked.
The cave-girl in question was in fact, Can-Tok.
FLASHBACK
Can-Tok sees Phinabunk and Gerb with some sort of snow machine and everyone else is at play.
"Mog! Mog!" Can-Tok yells jumping up and down.
Suddenly the snow machine covers Can-Tok and she is instantly frozen.
Mog then comes out and looks around but doesn't see anyone calling for her.
Can-Tok then sits there frozen in the ice unable to move.
END FLASHBACK
Meanwhile, the boys and their friends were going through the zoo and held up a picture of Conk to a zoo employee.
"Hey, I know him. We hired him on for a janitor's job weeks ago." The zoo employee said as he directed them over to Conk who was sweeping.
"Conk!" They all said with joy.
"Hey!" Conk said recognizing the boys who came over and gave them a hug.
"Come on Conk, we're going to make you more 'in' with today's crowd." Phineas said pulling Conk's arm who didn't seem to want to go.
"What's wrong, don't you want to be normal like us?" Phineas asked.
Conk said something in caveman talk that the kids didn't seem to understand.
"Uh, anyone know what he said?" Phineas asked his friends.
"I might. I've studied caveman talk before." Buford answered and went over to try and speak with Conk.
After about twenty seconds of dialogue with each other, Buford came back over to his friends.
"So what did he say?" Baljeet asked.
"He said that since there's really no one else like him in the city, he wants to remain here with all the other animals." Buford told them.
"That's so sad. Hey, maybe we can find another caveman or cavewoman for him to be with." Phineas thought out loud.
"Great idea. Let's go do it." Isabella said with excitement.
Everyone else ran ahead while Baljeet stayed behind a second.
"Are you kidding what are the chances we'd find another caveman or cavewoman in Danville?!"
"In Danville, with our luck a 50/50 chance!" Phineas hollered back to him.
Baljeet sighed and proceeded to catch up with them.
'DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPERATED!' Went the jingle as Perry the Platypus came up through a floor title and into Doof's lair. He suddenly got caught in some kids Styrofoam building blocks.
"Perry the Platypus, I'm almost surprised you were able to come in. I say almost surprised because well you've pretty much done it all summer and likely will do it even more over the summer. But anyway I'm sure you're wondering what it is I'm up to. And I can explain it all to you in one word: Noise." Doof explained as he held up his hands expecting Perry to understand what he meant.
"No? Okay, I should probably elaborate. You see Perry the Platypus, I get tired from our day to day battles and every once in a while I like to take a little nap so I can get through the rest of the day. Unfortunately there is usually some noise outside that bothers me and it's usually some kind of modern technology like someone's car radio or a talking billboard sign, or a helicopter or something like that. So I thought, why destroy any of it when I could make it go to it's most primitive form? That's when I invented this: the Retro-Inator!"
Doof showed Perry a machine with a disco ball at the end of the ray gun.
"Like the design? I decided since you know that disco is dead that I would use something retro to turn something modern retro. It's sort of poetic justice. Now let me just make sure I've got everything in place." As Doof checked everything, Perry was quietly getting out of the trap.
Back at the museum, Candace shivered as she went back to where the ice glacier and the frozen Can-Tok were.
"Man it's cold in here, let's turn the heat up." Candace said as she reached for the thermostat. Candace knocked away a sign that read 'Do not touch'. Candace turned the heat up so much that the ice glacier began to melt.
"Ah, much better." Candace said as she began to feel the heat coming in.
The ice glacier was now completely melted and Can-Tok was free.
"Uhhhh...." Can-Tok groaned.
Candace turned around to look behind her and came face to face with Can-Tok, they both screamed and ran away.
"Mom! Mom!" Candace yelled.
"Mog! Mog!" Can-Tok yelled as she ran out of the museum.
Can-Tok ran out of the museum and was shocked and awed by all the tall buildings she saw and all the cars and people wearing clothes. She walked down some blocks before stopping.
A man came up to Can-Tok.
"Excuse me miss, do you know what time it is?" He asked.
"Bwog?" Can-Tok replied.
"No, time."
"Bwog?"
"Time."
"Bwog."
"What time is it?" He asked getting a little upset.
"Bwog! Bwog! Bwog! Bwog!" Can-Tok yelled hopping up and down.
"Fine, whatever it's bwog, whatever you say!" The man said as he left seeming a little hysterical.
Phineas, Ferb, and the gang came upon Can-Tok but mistook her for Candace.
"Hey, Candace, aren't you with mom at the museum today?" Phineas asked.
"Phinabunk and Gerb?" Can-Tok said looking at them curiously.
"No, we're Phineas and Ferb, remember? And you're Candace." Phineas said pointing to her.
"Can-Tok."
"No, no, Candace."
"Can-Tok."
"Okay repeat after me, Can..." Phineas began.
"Can..." Can-Tok followed.
"Dace." Phineas finished.
"Tok." Can-Tok said.
"Good grief, it seems like Candace thinks she's a cave girl." Phineas said.
"Well maybe we can help get her back to normal." Isabella said.
"You mean this isn't normal for her?" Buford rhetorically asked.
"No, but she's acting a lot like Conk. You know, I've read that even way back when it was the females that were the dominant ones over the males." Baljeet noted.
"What? that's ridiculous." Buford said not believing it.
"Actually Buford, if it weren't for cave women, some people think this city would never have been built."
They start doing a song and as they're singing it and playing the music, Can-Tok goes on a bit of a rampage through town.
She Built This City
Style: We Built This City by Starship
She built this city
She built this city from rocks and stones
Built this city
She built this city on rocks and stones
Say you don't know her or recognize her face
Say you don't care who came from that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, she just wants to fight
Too many people running away well into up the night
Don't you remember?
She built this city
She built this city from rocks and stones
She built this city
She built this city from rocks and stones
Built this city
She built this city from rocks and stones
Back at DEI, Doof had just completed checking all his equipment.
"Finally it's ready! And nothing can stop me now Perry the Platypus, not even if I turn around and then you suddenly jump up and..." Doof correctly guessed that Perry would hit him and he fell back from his Inator. They fought until they got inside and Perry knocked Doof into some shelves.
"No! My stuffed kitten collection!" Doof cried in despair.
Perry just stood there blinking.
"What? Oh this? it's just...just a hobby, I can quit collecting these little guys anytime I like." Doof said as he put the stuffed animals down and went back to fighting Perry.
Back at the museum, Candace directed her mother over to where the ice glacier had been.
"I'm telling you mom, the boys cloned me and she's right over...and she's gone." Candace said with a little sadness.
"You know Candace, everyone in the world has a look-a-like somewhere. Maybe that's just what you saw." Linda said.
"(sigh) Maybe."
"Come on honey, I'll get you some ice cream." Linda said as she took her over to the snack bar.
Back with the kids, they pulled Can-Tok over to the zoo where Conk was. Can-Tok obviously didn't want to go but Buford kept pulling her.
"Nowa, Nowa!" Can-Tok shouted.
Conk heard the noise and came over to yell.
"Hey! Youga reada sign, no yell nowa!" Conk said to Can-Tok.
"You reada? You ugga boofan!"
"Yella kwasa!"
"Banafa bagwanka!" Can-Tok yelled at Conk.
At first they glared at each other then they began to smile, then they held hands and walked off together.
"Uh, anyone else notice how good Candace's cave speech was there?" Phineas asked.
"I don't think that was your sister, but probably some kind of ancient cave girl who was frozen for over thousands of years only to become unfrozen in today's frightening modern world and discovered someone to share the rest of her life with." Buford said.
"Or it could've just been someone who looked like a lot Candace." Isabella pointed out.
"Yeah, or that."
"Well whoever she was, I'm glad that Conk's finally found someone." Phineas said.
Back at DEI the Perry and Doof continued to battle until they hit Doof's Retro-Inator and an old abandoned roller rink became new again. Prompting people to go inside it.
It then hit a titanium baseball bat a kid was holding.
"Okay, who wants to play some old fashioned stick ball?" The boy asked as all the other kids shrugged then began to play.
At one point, Doof hit what little remained of his Age-Accelerator Inator.
"Oops, there goes what's left of my Age-Accelerator Inator. You know I tried putting it back together but so far it just makes things age just like ten or fifteen years." Doof said to Perry as they continued to fight.
The Age-Accelerator Inator then hit Can-Tok making her an adult who Conk was even more attracted to than before.
Conk then got a wild idea and picked Can-Tok up in his arms.
Back at DEI, Perry hit Doof with a final blow and he hit both the fire button and the self-destruct button at the same time.
"Well there goes another Inator. Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof said as his Inator fired a final beam and then exploded.
Meanwhile across town:
"I can't believe you decided to buy a license to wed people and you didn't make any ads! What did you think some random couple would run up and ask to be wed?!" The Nagging Wife said.
The Retro-Inator hit Conk and Can-Tok who became a modern man and woman since they were already cave-people.
"Hi, we'd like to be married." Conk said.
"You never cease to astound me." The Nagging Wife said to her husband.
END
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