The Simpsons Cross the Boundary

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= Chapter 1: Moe's Tavern =
Homer Simpson sat in his stool at Moe's Tavern as the disgruntled bartender, Moe Szyslak, served a mug of alcohol to him. Near him was his pay-to-be friends Lenny and Carl. The trio worked at the local nuclear power plant ran by an "excellent" centenarian, Montgomery Burns, who was mostly similar to Jacob Rothschild. On the right was Barney Gumble, who suddenly burped. When he was not drunk, he looked like a handsome man, just like Homer was when he had his hair.
In the Simpsons house, Marge and the children were playing Kodos-onopoly. Well, except Lisa, who was in her room playing one of Bleeding Gums Murphy's songs on the saxophone while flabbergasted at how he had a hearing-implanted but once deaf son named Monk Murphy and he never told her about it. The door creaked and Homer, wearing a bald man's beret entered the scene. He wore a heart with him and his wife Marge saying "High-School Sweethearts".
They were minding their own business when a mint green light slid through the dark night sky and into their house. "What the hell was that?", Homer spoke, panicking as he had a mouthful of donuts in his jaws. A robotic WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound emitted from the fluorescent glow. Just then, the bookshelf crashed and the whole family escaped the alien invasion to the third dimension.
= Chapter 2: Oofing in the Restaurant =
They explored the third dimension from the green grid floor to a small upside-down metallic cone expanding a deep hole. They jumped in the hole and re-generated as Misc Practice’s blocky body. Tommy Tallarico’s “OOF!” echoed across an empty white place. Just then, it transformed into a noisy restaurant, and Misc was holding 400,000 dollars in one hand. A player with a noob skin entered his restaurant along with the Santa NPC. Santa dropped a golden gift, that when opened gave you 2,000 dollars. 402,000 dollars, 404,000 dollars, 414,091 dollars, 415,992 dollars, 422,043 dollars, then 431,000 dollars, and et cetera.
Then, they were in his art stand. “Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!”, Marge excitedly moaned. She put her art on the canvas. But then…
“We have detected alternate lifeforms in this game. Evacuate to the Museum.”
The Simpsons ran to the museum and they opened the chubby penguin NFT to reveal a portal. They quickly escaped and it was 2D.
Wait, 2D? Familiar music played, and one of Homer’s clones was sitting in a kiddie pool. Just then, UFOs circled around them and they jumped into the Kiddie Pool. “Heeheeheehee! D’oh!”, drunk Homer’s clone said as he and all the residents got teleported.
= Chapter 3: The Quartz Balcony =
The Simpsons spawned in a quartz balcony which tilted due to the mass of the city’s population. The balcony broke off as glass shards and dogs spliced their headaches. Just then, a man named Tab Spangler approached. “Hello!”, he said, spinning his hat around.
They broke in and hid in a cupboard, the wooden door slowly slanting. By the time the homeowners came, the wooden door was hanging off the cupboard, completely askew. The cupboard broke and the city rolled out as a yellow blob. A dog gnawed them and almost ate them but his mouth was a portal for a splitsecond.
Chicken-flavoured dog food surrounded them as they looked up to see giant dogs chewing on leashes. Santa’s Little Helper, Rosa Barks, and Laddie growled at them until they saw the silhouette of a miniature poodle. A light brown/apricot miniature poodle who was similar in appearance to a bear with very light skin came toward them. His dog tag had his name engraved on it: “Cody”. He ran to Misc Practice and jumped on him that a trap staircase spawned. They followed him and an “OOF!” echoed.
A graveyard stretched out among the land as the newborn exhumed a corpse. The corpse had rotten back and a light appeared. There was a portal, and they all jumped in.
A rural farm was near them, with fences of decomposing organic tissue surrounding them. Cows mooed as a bucket of milk was held by a kid with a little bit of stymied growth. He dumped a bag of flour and corn starch into the milk and let it turn to cheese and whey. An hour later, the cheese and whey was picked up and baked into a buttery cake. A hairy man with a big moustache came out with manly vibes holding a jiggly and fatty cake. A bunch of potato powder was in the cake, which said: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”. The skyline of Lansing, Michigan was shaded navy blue ahead. The sun towered above them, melting the buttery frosting off the metal tray and into the dirt.
= Chapter 5: Lansing, Michigan =
Finally, they found Lansing. Their clothes were a little bit rugged but they were unaffected. A medium yellow gold Mustang from 1972 zoomed across the city. “867-5309” boomed through a suburban city’s building. The Mustang pulled up the front-left window revealing a wrinkled man wearing aviator-style glasses behind the wheel. “Hello, new tourists! My name is Kyle. You look so…um…strange.”, Kyle said. “Actually, we’re from the second dimension.”, the Simpsons said. “So that explains why you look a lot like the Simpsons. You are the Simpsons! Nice to meet you, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Marge. And Ned Flanders!”. “Why did you have to say Ned?”, Homer complained. “Nice to diddly-meet you!”, Ned excitedly said, holding a Holy Bible close to his heart. “I’m from Scunthorpe,”, Kyle shyly said, “we had a lot of problems with the web because there was a swear word in our town’s name, so our friends decided to move to Lansing, Michigan in 1996.”.
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