幻想奇行 (Gensou Kikou)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
金髪ツインテール　美少女の 	kinpatsu tsuin teeru bishoujo no 	I drowned to death
唾液で溺死。 	daeki de dekishi. 	in a blonde twin-tailed beauty's saliva.
そんな夢　描いてる 	sonna yume egaiteru 	Such is the dream I entertain today.
 	 	
スーパーのカートを　ぶん回し 	suupaa no kaato o bun mawashi 	By spinning the market cart
客吹き飛ばし 	kyaku fukitobashi 	I blow all the customers away.
お会計　一番！ 	okaikei ichiban! 	And now I'm the first at the counter!
 	 	
ボウリングの 	booringu no 	Since I threw myself
ピンに突っ込んだなら 	pin ni tsukkonda nara 	at the bowling pins
俺は肉団子さ 	ore wa nikudango sa 	I'm officially a meatball!
 	 	
スライムになった妹を 	suraimu ni natta imouto o 	The mornings where my little sister has turned into a slime
トイレに流し迎えた 	toire ni nagashi mukaeta 	and I've greeted her by washing her down the toilet
朝は　少し悲しすぎて 	asa wa sukoshi kanashi sugite 	are a little bit too sad.
 	 	
眼鏡を使った武術で 	megane o tsukatta bujutsu de 	Now that I use a glasses-wielding martial art
ポリスを倒し　逃走 	porisu o taoshi tousou 	to defeat a policeman and escape the scene
俺は　絶対諦めはしない 	ore wa zettai akirame wa shinai 	I'll never give up ever again!
 	 	
被害者の　頭に　ちくわ 	higaisha no atama ni chikuwa 	A murder victim has a chikuwa on his head.
 	 	
黒髪清楚　委員長の 	kurokami seiso iinchou no 	I drowned to death
唾液で溺死。 	daeki de dekishi. 	in a black-haired, proper committee chairwoman's saliva.
そんな同人誌　売り上げゼロ 	sonna doujinshi uriage zero 	Such was the story of my doujinshi. No one bought it.
 	 	
雷神と友達になり 	raijin to tomodachi ni nari 	I've become a friend with God of Thunder
太鼓を盗み 	taiko o nusumi 	to steal his drum
自家発電　実家 	jika hatsuden jikka 	and get free energy. The house
大爆発 	daibakuhatsu 	was completely destroyed.
 	 	
ライフル弾と　ちくわぶで 	raifuru dan to chikuwabu de 	Using chikuwa to blow out rifle bullets
仕事をこなす　すごいスナイパー 	shigoto o konasu sugoi sunaipaa 	the sniper is great at his job.
 	 	
飼っていたヘビに食われて 	katte ita hebi ni kuwarete 	Ever since the girl got eaten by the snake she was raising
そのまま　ラミアに進化 	sono mama ramia ni shinka 	and evolved into lamia,
冬に　こたつに入れない 	fuyu ni kotatsu ni hairenai 	she can't fit under the kotatsu in the winter.
 	 	
野菜ジュースで描いた 	yasai juusu de kaita 	When I tried to summon a demon
魔方陣で悪魔を召喚 	mahoujin de akuma o shoukan 	by drawing a magic circle with a veggie juice,
出てきたのは　死んだはずの兄 	dete kita no wa shinda hazu no ani	my brother came back to life instead.
 	 	
ヤツメウナギの目は二つ 	yatsume unagi no me wa futatsu 	Lampreys...have two eyes.
 	 	
薄れていく意識の中 	usurete iku ishiki no naka 	In my fading consciousness
懐かしい思い出を見た 	natsukashii omoide o mita 	I saw a nostalgic memory
紅く染まる　教室 	akaku somaru kyoushitsu 	in the crimson-dyed classroom
泣いてる　俺 	naiteru ore 	Me, crying.
嗤う　ちくわ 	warau chikuwa 	The grinning chikuwa.
 	 	
ゴキゲン型の　巨大ロボで 	gokigen gata no kyodai robo de 	Controlling a giant robot made for entertainment,
全てを　壊し尽くす 	subete o kowashi tsukusu 	the superhuman known as "Soul Reaper"
死神と　呼ばれた　能力者 	shinigami to yobareta nouryokusha 	destroys everything in his way.
 	 	
トカゲが脱皮する様を 	tokage ga dappi suru you o 	As our lizard sheds its skin
みかんを剥いて　応援 	mikan o muite ouen 	we cheer it by peeling tangerines.
そんなことで　一日が終わる 	sonna koto de ichinichi ga owaru 	Just like that, the day ends.
 	 	
砂を噛むような　人生でも 	suna o kamu you na jinsei demo 	And if you're still gonna tell me
描けたら 	egaketara 	that living is as dull as eating sand,
幻想奇行 	gensou kikou 	I'll call it a fantastical eccentricity.
==External Links==
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