Osama bin Laden's Argument

Osama bin Laden's Argument is the third episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. in this episode, Osama bin Laden does a meet and greet, but things get heated when Mr. Rabs asks him a certain question.
==Transcript==
* [The Episode begins with a shot of the “Kool Komic Kon 2023. People are in line waiting in line to ask Osama bin Laden questions]
* Geek #1: This is awesome! I can’t wait!
* Geek #2: I haven’t seen him in years! Is he shaved?
* Geek #1: That’s not a haircut.
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs, who is waiting impatiently in line]
* Mr. Rabs: God damn it, I can’t wait any longer! Hey you!
* Geek #1: Erm.. What do you want?
* Mr. Rabs: Can I go in front of you in line?
* Geek #1: I spent my 50$ to be 1,363rd in line! I’m not moving a bit!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, these claws ain’t just for attracting mates! [Mr. Rabs proceeds to hit the geek, knocking him out]
* Geek #2: What the scallop?
* Mr. Rabs: Are you going to challenge me, sir?
* Geek #2: Erm.. No! In fact, go in front of all of us geeks! [Whispers to the other geeks about Mr. Rabs behavior]
* The Other Geeks: [Inaudible talking]
* Narrator: 3 Minutes later…
* [Mr. Rabs is at the second spot in the line, eager to talk to Osama bin Laden]
* Mr. Rabs: This is gonna be awesome!
* Osama bin Laden: شكرًا. التالي
* Mr Rabs: [Excited] مرحبا اسامة! لدي سؤال لك
* Osama bin Laden: نعم نعم نعم ما هذا
* Mr. Rabs: ما رأيك في جورج بوش؟
* Osama bin Laden: ابتعد عن عيني
* Mr. Rabs: هاه؟
* Osama bin Laden: قلت: ابتعد عن عيني الآن!
* Mr. Rabs: ماذا افعل
* Osama bin Laden: اخرج أو ستواجه مشكلة.
* Mr. Rabs: لن أغادر
* Osama bin Laden: غبي أبله [Attacks Mr. Rabs:]
* Mr. Rabs: من فضلك توقف عن إيذائي!
* Osama bin Laden: أنت غبي! أنت لا تستمع أبدا!
* Narrator: One very boring fight scene later..
* [Cut to a hospital. Mr. Rabs is inside, he has just woken up]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: He’s waking up!
* Mr. Rabs: Huh?
* Doctor #1: Mr. Rabs, you’ve been in a coma for the past six years.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: In that time. Mr. Zabs was arrested for his crimes, Donald Trump became president again, and Radioshack became a popular brand!
* Mr. Rabs: What year is it
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Why, of course! It’s the year 2029!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it’s all swell that ends swell right!
* Mr. Rabs Sr.: It sure is, son!
* [The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there]
* Narrator: Ah, the hospital. Although Mr. Rabs has missed six years, he’s ready for six more.
* Mr. Zabs: Shut up, stop watching us!
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