Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 30, 2005

8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tales Out of School" 	When Anthony realizes that his unfriendly law professor seems to like Carlene, he enlists her help to score points with him. Starring: Dixie Carter, Alice Ghostley, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Jan Hooks, Julia Duffy   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tales Out of School" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Driving My Mama Back Home"	Julia accompanies Mary Jo when she takes her mother home on an overnight bus trip. Meanwhile, Anthony, Carlene and Allison get locked in the storeroom. Starring: Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Jan Hooks   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Driving My Mama Back Home"	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream 	Blanche throws a moonlight madness party in honor of the leap year's full moon. Meanwhile, Rose pulls Miles aside to tell him about a fifteen thousand dollar "honeymoon package" she just won and promptly asks him to marry her. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Golden Girls A Midwinter Night's Dream 	The moonlight madness continues when Dorothy and Miles pull apart from their impetuous kiss and come face to face with guilt and betrayal. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:30 am 		The Golden Girls 	 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E10 - The Hanukkah Story 	Fran prays for a miracle when Maxwell Grace and C.C. are lost following a car accident. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Jamie Renee Smith, Sophie Ward, Renee Taylor, Dona Hardy, Ray Charles, Ann Guilbert, Christopher Marquette, Preston Wamsley   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E10 - The Hanukkah Story 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E11 - The In-Law Who Came Forever 	Fran's Aunt Frieda evicts Sylvia and Morty from their apartment, forcing them to move into the mansion. Lainie Kazan guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Lainie Kazan, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Jasmine Beto, Burke Roberts, Andrew Levitas   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S6 E11 - The In-Law Who Came Forever 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	Saving Grace (N) 	A successful publicist hires Grace to decorate his house with the condition that she fixes him up with Will. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, John Balma, Tiffany Fraser, Richard McKenzie, Miguel Ferrer   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	Saving Grace (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	Alley Cats (N) 	The roommates' pals think Grace is too competitive; Karen saves a man using CPR. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, John Capodice, Tom Gallop, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Ellen Idelson, Lucky Vanous   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	Alley Cats (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1328 Wanted: Jon and Molly Maggio 	Featured stories: Mad Maggio - Jon Maggio, a fugitive wanted for embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars, is believed to be traveling the country with his wife, looking for new victims to swindle; Resurrection Mary; Dennis Keith Smith; Vietnam Orphans.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1328 Wanted: Jon and Molly Maggio 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1327 Legend: Canada Crop Circles 	Featured Stories: Canadian Crop Circles -- Recently, a number of unusual crop circle formations have been discovered in Canada. Are they the work of pranksters, or something unexplained?; Richard's Rampage; Best Friend's Sister; Track Star Rapist.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1327 Legend: Canada Crop Circles 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Total Stranger 	 	After a bitter divorce, Patti rents out a room to a female student, but the young woman invades Patti's life, taking over her house and having her evicted. Starring: Lindsay Crouse, Jay Thomas, Dan Lauria, Zoe McClellan, Jay Paulson, Paige Moss   [CC] [TV-14 V]
2:00 pm 		Total Stranger 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Breathing Lessons" 	Lu investigates whether the recent bitter divorce of a young girl's parents is contributing to her mysterious respiratory illness. Nurse Riggs teaches a co-worker a tough lesson about his wife's pregnancy. While helping two daughters of a woman with Huntington's disease face a life-wrenching decision, Andy must also deal with the repercussions of Lizzy's attempt to bring her father back home. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG DLS]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Breathing Lessons" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E18 - The Facts of Lice 	Fran suspects Niles of being a killer. Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller, Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E18 - The Facts of Lice 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	Fran discovers she may have been switched at birth with the daughter of wealthy parents. Jason Andrews, Thelma Hopkins, Jamie Renee Smith, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jamie Renee Smith, Renee Taylor, Jason Andrews, Telma Hopkins   [CC] [TV-PG L]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 116 • “Clinton Avenue Memoirs” 	A trip to Brooklyn stirs up memories for Sophia. Sid Melton guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Sid Melton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 116 • “Clinton Avenue Memoirs” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas" 	The girls share the spirit of Christmas. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		No One Could Protect Her	 	Jessica Raynor is raped and assaulted in her home by a crazed intruder who flees before he can finish the job and kill her. Feeling guilty for leaving his wife home alone, Dan Raynor vows to protect Jessica and begins to spend his nights lying in wait for his wife's assailant. Jessica realizes that she must solve the crime herself befores she loses her marriage or her life. Starring: Joanna Kerns, Dan Lauria   [CC] [TV-PG DLV]
7:00 pm 		No One Could Protect Her	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Mother Knows Best 	 	A mother urges her daughter to get married. But when she doesn't think her daughter made a good choice, she hires a killer to get rid of her son-in-law. Starring: Kristen Dalton, Joanna Kerns, Grant Show, Sherman Augustus, Christine Elise, David Spielberg, Michael Covert   [CC] [TV-PG LS]
9:00 pm 		Mother Knows Best 	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	Secrets and Lays 	Will, Grace, Jack and Karen spend the weekend in Vermont where Grace runs into an old flame. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Tom Bosley, David Sutcliffe, Paul Gutrecht   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	Secrets and Lays 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		Will & Grace 	Grace, Replaced 	Will replaces workaholic Grace with new friend Val; Jack is sentenced to pick up trash. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Tom Gallop, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Molly Shannon   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:30 pm		Will & Grace 	Grace, Replaced 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		Stranger In My Bed 	 	Sarah leaves her abusive husband by faking her own death and creating a new identity for herself. Her husband realizes the truth and Sarah discovers that the only way to end the fear is for one of them to die. Starring: Jamie Luner   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
12:00 am		Stranger In My Bed 	 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 103 • “The Accurate Conception” 	Blanche becomes upset when her daughter reveals she's getting artificially inseminated. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, James Staley   [CC] [TV-PG D]
2:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 103 • “The Accurate Conception”