Maximilian Thoroughbred/Politics

==Entry Into Politics (December 2023-January 2024)== 
In the interest of compactness, Yung Dab’s career from 2023 has been split into collapsible segments.
Exile
There are conflicting accounts of Yung Dab’s history surrounding the end of his imprisonment. He has variously said that he served four years from 2019 to 2023, or that he escaped in 2021 and never returned to prison. In any case, what is known is that in the 2023 uprising, Yung Dab’s criminal records were wiped, while after his work helping the terrorist group Talon he had exiled himself first on Sanguine Isle, then in Tahiti for five years, telling Lang Buddha after the return that he felt he had to leave. He returned to Los Santos in 2023 (note date discrepancy) upon learning of the government collapse and running out of money. Yung Dab worked for about four days in mid-December 2023 as a marijuana grower and salesman, then a Grime delivery driver. He enlisted Penny Farthing as his assistant for the former and Ash Ketchup as his assistant for the latter. Some of the many people he encountered in those four days were Eugene Zuckerberg, Jenny Hall, Michael Simone, Windsong, Alec Ryder, Gloryon, Raia Kaine, Mr. Kebun, Juno Sweeney, and Kayn Larp.
The Starting Gate
Yung Dab declared his candidacy for mayor on December 19, and participated in an impromptu debate at Tequi-la-la against Party Hardy and Vivek Ramasquamy. (Pilbis Shonley, Donnie McMuffin, Stelio Lambros, Debra Downer, Bobby Charles, Michael Simone, Jebediah "Beef" von Wunder, Eugene Zuckerberg, Ronald Chump, Max Dumont, Doug Loftis, and Cletus Cornwood would later join them in the race.) He recruited Kayn Larp, Burt Beans, Lars Haverford, Brick James and (on January 5, 2024) Turgle as his enforcers, Timo Korhonen as his head of security, Gomer Colton, Swan DeLeur, Osvaldo Pingafria, and Capped Tarranova as informal security staffers, Cameron as his friend inside the press and private investigator, Reggie Might and Lance Malton as his first lawyers, Jonathan Acker as his paralegal gofer, Spencer Smith as his religious advisor, and Pixie Tarantino as his therapist; the eight of these after Kayn became the core of MaxSec, a new private militia. Yung Dab took on several close followers in his inner circle, including his current campaign managers Juno Sweeney, Penelope Farthing, Tessa Lamb and Ash Ketchup, and Fan Fan (his adoptive sister, first assistant and bodyguard, and notorious criminal), and revealed to Lilith Fulker, Vivek’s campaign manager, that he was her grandfather, after the first debate with Party and Vivek. 
Yung Dab then went on missions to The Sewers, the water pipelines and the tow truckers’ union, had two of his ribs removed, and attempted a heist on Grime trucks with his ally, Mr. Kebun. He adopted the campaign slogans “The People’s Pussy” and “I’m Thoroughbred, and I’m your horse in this race!” After more encounters with Vivek culminating in an unscheduled debate at Simone Memorial Hospital, Yung Dab settled on the Liquid Library as his campaign headquarters, and spent much of his free time alternating between trading favors among the criminal underworld and discussing his strategy with and feelings for his campaign staff. He consulted with Norman Adams on the new government’s future structure. He also undertook a photoshoot for the campaign at his apartment.
Rounding the First Curve
 
Yung Dab wanted to get to improve outreach among restaurant workers, and opted to work at Snr. Burgers, where he was frequently rude to the customers on Fridays, but was able to win an award and have great chemistry with co-worker Ursula Leichenberg. He obtained a contacts list (pilfered from Bobby Charles) and 10 SIM cards from his backer, Mr. Kebun.
Yung Dab then began a charm offensive targeting the police force (including Leonardo Slacks) and healthcare workers, and was pleased with Vivek’s arrest on attempted murder and gun charges. Yung Dab recruited various people such as most of the members of The Company in Allegiance Square to partake in his plan to fake an assassination attempt on himself and frame Vivek, changed from a plan to kill Vivek. In The Company’s instance, they were recruited on Alabaster Slim Memorial Day. During a period doing deliveries for Grime, Yung Dab learned vital information about a SIM card scam from his friend Raymond Romanov and new acquaintance Ellie Yen. He then joined the rideshare platform Guber as a driver, and acquired a crew of protégés, including Kay and Quiet Rob, and Chester Buellsberg, whom he gave a face tattoo identical to his own. 
On December 26, 2023, Yung Dab resolved a conflict with his neighbors Rip Riley and Saffron Riley, ostensibly involving a mad feces-smearing vandal. He participated in a debate at the Vinewood Bowl with Vivek, Cletus, Pilbis, Stelio, and Donnie, giving straightforward answers with high accuracy, though lacking in charisma. He reunited with Siz Fulker shortly after. Yung Dab attempted to sway first Siobhan Fitzpatrick (his and Vivek’s new lawyer) and then the clown community to vote for him. 
He then sought the advice of the longest-tenured Mayor, Mickey Sinclaire, who told him to double down on his social media outreach and confided in him that he would vote for Yung Dab based on his policy strengths even if he had publicly endorsed Vivek. Yung Dab engaged in verbal fights with Vivek right before Tom McDonald’s, and then Lennon Lee’s assassination attempts on the latter, attempted to seduce Carmella Corset, asked Siobhan to drop Vivek as a client (unsuccessfully at first) and leave her husband Murphy Braun for him (successfully), and met with Slacks again, to leak compromising information related to Lilith’s murder attempt on Vivek advisor Bobby Charles. He won Flops Rainman’s support at the docks, and tried to get the support of the Lost MC at Rudi Rinsen’s favorite garage, Darcy Lane’s faction the Raiders MC at a convenience store and Chumash Pier outside the city. He posed for a portrait with Carmella at City Hall and plotted with Mr. Kebun and Burt Beans to manipulate evidence in both Lilith’s trial and a brewing court case against him. 
Yung Dab leaked the same information Slacks received to Gigi Gambino to pass to Ursula. He plotted with Penelope and Spencer Smith to obtain a ledger full of phone numbers from Andi Jones and let his spy Brick collect information on a possible union uprising from the Violet Unicorn, then drove up a mountaintop with Siobhan where they bonded, with him assuring her that he would convert to Catholicism and the meeting with Carmella meant nothing, and then telling her to drive back down while he went into the woods to enjoy himself in nature. 
December 30, 2023 proved to be a day of many long-awaited reunions. He stopped an assassination attempt on himself by Jane Randal at Snr. Buns, and asked for Bogg Dann‘s vote, underwent an exorcism-like conversion to Catholicism from Tanner Phillips, asked Fanny Fan to carry out a hit on Kayn for stabbing Gigi after attempting a robbery, watched Siobhan argue in yet another trial, went on Guber trips to Sandy Shores with Juno and Spencer, and met with Lang Buddha near the Southside. Lang helped Yung Dab obtain a job collecting garbage as well as the sanitation worker union’s support, though they were mutually distrustful of each other. Lastly Yung Dab and Ash addressed an LSPD meeting filled with old friends.
 
Halfway There
New Year’s Eve 2023 was eventful. Yung Dab repeatedly got into verbal spats with Carmella, who had learned about his romance with Siobhan and reluctance to give her the post of First Lady, with Jenny over his motives for the mayoral run, and with Pixie over his willingness to provide for her. He tagged along with Kayn, Burt and Bogg into the Sewers to carry out a fencing operation for car parts. He spectated at cage fights in the Liquid Library’s main hall with Kayn and Jenny. He and Timo convinced Frankie Fitch to sway the Chaos Legion MC in favor of him, and he managed to pose with Siobhan and Rosa Garcia (former senior judge, and upstairs neighbor) before expressing intimacy of a prurient kind with Siobhan in his apartment, necessitating five sildenafil pills.
On January 1, 2024, Max participated in a press conference in front of the Popular Motor Works with Cletus. His Scottish acquaintance Mack, Mr. Kebun, Vinny Pistone, Gomer Colton and Andrews also attended. He discussed the big court cases of the day with Gomer, gave $5,000 to Mr. Kebun, and approved Jonathan’s template for business formation laws, as well as the “Maximilian Rights” to govern civil liberties. He met with Norman to discuss his adoption policies, accompanied Brick and Juno to upscale clothing store Ponsonby’s, picked Siobhan up from the hospital after Carmella stabbed her, and learned Siobhan had dropped Vivek as her client, while taking Ramee El-Rahman on as yet another lawyer. He engaged in verbal attacks on Vivek and Lilith over the phone, as their murder attempt convictions loomed.
The next day, Yung Dab spoke with Juno’s boyfriend Vito DiCenzo and members of the Mafia in Legion Square, and made a deal with them, even publicizing it. He confided in Juno that he wanted her as his best friend and successor as Mayor. With Siobhan, Penny, Tessa, and Juno he personally witnessed the guilty verdict in Lilith and Vivek’s trial. He also said he believed his biggest competitor was now Stelio, and headed off to meet with The Neon Tigers MC.
On January 3, Yung Dab and Juno met Alex Suarez, then went to Snr. Buns and spoke with Jenny, new competitor Michael Simone, Burt, Brick, Gigi, and Timo. He went to City Hall and saw first Norman, who announced he was running for head of the Bar Association against Siobhan, and then Jonathan, Alan Crane, and Siobhan. He took Juno to the barbershop and Suburban Clothing, where they met with Tessa, Penny, Norman and Elizabeth Byrne. He intensified his charm offensive on hospital workers and EMTs, encountered a newly paroled Vivek, and hung out with Juno, Kay and Quiet Rob.
On January 4, Yung Dab met with Andi and accepted her offer to campaign on his behalf in exchange for support on her railway redevelopment plan, and he courted the richest doctors’ country club for their support. He caught wind of the Chinese kingpin Shang Liu willing to offer him first an illegal shipment of Chinese migrants to vote for him, and then a troll farm which would produce defamatory posters of Pilbis burning down an orphanage, the latter of which he accepted. He missed out on a cage fight between Tessa and Carmine Costello when a meeting with Ramee El-Rahman went overlong. He met the interviewer Donie O’Sullivan for the first time at the Liquid Library, during which his answers concerning policy, religion and his health issues garnered immense skepticism, though another interview with Gigi at the hospital about his relationships went more smoothly. Finally he discussed politics and a future campaign song with optometrist Jamal Abdul Jabbar.
On January 5, he watched a court case between Vivek and Pilbis. He asked Siobhan to look into the new group Epsilon, missed out on more cage fights, drilled his security team of Timo, Burt, Lars and Brick by making them run from Snr. Buns to Davis City Hall in preparation for a potential insurrection the next day, held an impromptu town hall in the lobby, and went to the amusement park pier with Juno, where they reminisced about their lives before the uprising, before he jumped off into the ocean for a swim.
On the Feast of the Epiphany, Yung Dab met with the newest members of the LSPD after nearly intimidating James Marco St. Marco with Mr. Kebun and Vinny. He learned Mr. Kebun was behind the spam call scheme framing Carmine for the insurrection. He and his security team armed themselves and bought new clothing. He prevented Vivek and his rioters from reaching the Mayor’s office during the coup attempt at City Hall. As Vivek approached, Timo stabbed Yung Dab to protect him, making him aware of the plan after Yung Dab had quickly healed in the hospital. Yung Dab witnessed Turgle and Brick’s detainments and releases, and took them and Siobhan to the tattoo parlor, then Binco. He and most of his team met with Stan Cohmedy to extract details about Vivek’s campaign finances at the Observatory. He wired Ursula some money to spin her coverage of the riots in his favor. He met with Ursula, Sasayuri Konoe, and Dirk Intense in front of Jane Erik’s new hot dog stand UpDogs, and offered Ash the materials for a desk in advance of a LAN party.
Rounding the Second Curve
Around this time, a rift began to appear in the campaign team. Juno, in talking with her boyfriend, his family and the Mafia as a whole, wanted to protect their standing, and was willing to die for them first. A common theme of her discussions with Yung Dab, however, was that he would demand absolute trust and transparency from her and remind her she was his first choice for chief of staff. Juno implied she wanted to take advantage of the power for her own gain and the Mafia’s without needing to put Max above all else. She also distrusted Siobhan, a fact he was not privy to.
On January 8, Yung Dab conversed with Cletus, confronted Ronald, learned more from Patar Bellosh about Epsilon, fielded questions from citizens at a town hall in the Liquid Library, and witnessed the trial of Jonathan versus the police. He hung out with Siobhan, Brick, and Turgle.
On January 9, Yung Dab got Kay and Quiet Rob to help two women grow marijuana and tested out letting Juno handle his phone. He spoke to Nancy Ree about an employment opportunity, and spent time with her, Adam Nesciac, Tessa, Brick and Juno at the Observatory, and asked Kayn to carry out a hit on robbers impersonating him and Juno, but only when Kayn asked for special privileges upon Max’s election. He explored the hospital cafeteria and discussed real estate with Siobhan and Mr. Kebun as the latter was showing him his new property in the Southside. On his way to City Hall, he was caught speeding by Cletus, but let off with a warning rather than a felony charge in return for giving increased governmental autonomy to Paleto and Sandy Shores. He made a deal to support two people named Jace Reed and Mon Sieur to start a LARPing club, and agreed with Elena Vega to an interview and rap battle-style debate on Starlight Entertainment, requesting Siobhan’s help as a ghostwriter. He spoke with James Marco at Binco, having met his friend Alexander River earlier, and entertained the idea of joining Epsilon each time.
The Home Stretch
On January 11, Yung Dab prepared to meet Mickey for an offer while at the same time joining Gruppe 6 for a short-term security job, having forgotten about Tattoo Thursday and the big campaign party Juno had scheduled for him that day. He met Mr. Ratchet the crack addict and drove him to Snr. Buns, although Leia Down and Cletus stopped him for a while. He had a lengthy discussion with Juno during their work shift about their relationships’ futures and the death of Quimbley Hayabusa, then he spied on Juno dealing with Anthony Ricci before swimming to Little Seoul. He listened to Paco Mendez’s pitch for his own pot strand, and considered a visit to Mr. Kebun’s telemarketing company. He apologized to Juno for spying and encountered Jamal and Yuno Sykk, encouraging the latter to make campaign flags. He campaigned outside Snr. Buns, then went to the hospital to look after Siobhan, Ash and Juno, who had just been injured. He helped Ash carry out some errands for her LAN party and crypto mining work. 
On January 12, the last day before polling began, Yung Dab obtained Kalita Dub’s vote, and toured Siobhan’s property with Mr. Kebun and Outto-Tune Tyrone. He took Siobhan to her former house in the hills where they talked about life and their futures, before going to the Bay City bank, and then parting for the morning. He briefly met Hubcap Jones and Brenda Boyle on his way to Snr. Buns, where he congratulated Irwin Dundee on his new job as paramedic. He spent the afternoon there with Spencer, Brick, Peanut, Beetlejuice, Jamal, Pilbis, Lollypop, a man claiming to be Kanye West, a Grime driver named Seamus, Adam, and Alexander. He also promised Carmella a secretary position and Vivek an unspecified job in the future administration and said he hoped Pilbis would get second place and the Deputy Mayorship. He also met with all his lawyers except Reggie. He partook in fight night at Vespucci Beach and was nearly killed by Ursula and then Pilbis. Yung Dab then had a tense phone call with Carla Graziano, spoke about Adam with Penny and Ash, and met Mabel Meadows at the hospital, while briefly encountering Shang and Philippa Canter, and assigning Turgle to protect Jane. He also discussed the possibility of moving in with Siobhan. He won some more votes at the discount store and witnessed the trial of Ramee. 
On the first day of Election Week, he took down posters at City Hall to avoid electioneering charges, then drove around town with Penny offering to take people to the polls. He learned Siobhan had voted for Murphy in an attempt to manipulate him, but forgave her and told her they needed to improve their communications as a couple, then hinted at the issue to a friendly Vivek and Lilith (who had voted for Pilbis), bought a gnome mask, then asked Siobhan for further details and forgave her again, over the phone while at Los Santos University before watching a football game. He learned he was leading Ursula’s late night exit polls, 44% to Stelio’s 22% and Michael’s 16%. He spoke with some Senior Buns employees, the Rat King and Jane, and paid Vivek and Lilith to promote him. He refused to create a gambling commission against Seamus’ wishes and talked with Vivek on their futures (Vivek wanting to form a political movement and news network) and Siobhan’s dubious character. After the game, he went with Siobhan to Click Lovers to buy her a new phone, then drove to Kermy Fulker’s wedding, giving him a bottle of Irish whiskey. He also discussed gambling regulations with Marty Banks. Benji Ramos called him to ask for a favor and Yung Dab partook in a cypher with Jamal. He spoke with Pixie, Philippa, Gomer, Benji, Adam, Yuno and Ari before City Hall, and heard Lollypop’s new song. He drove January Fooze to the polls and then Rohan Cockle, and afterward he got engaged to Siobhan with Norman taking the photo, having learned of the legal concept of spousal privilege. They would later settle on a wedding date of February 29, 2024. 
After a night of Snr. Buns cashier work and campaigning with Ash, during which he briefly met Max Dumont and Jason Polam, Yung Dab had yet another talk with Juno on January 15, hinting he may not appoint her Chief of Staff on day one of the mayorship. Meanwhile, Penny and Siobhan had a tense conversation in the north. He, Brick, Juno and Penny held a campaign strategy meeting, with Turgle and Jonathan close by. He asked Kayn and Burt to take two fingers from Stevie Daily for scamming him out of $200 even though he had Stevie’s vote. He helped Jamal out in his gambling ring outside Snr. Buns, spoke with Gigi, Saffron, Siobhan and Cassie Cupcake, met Moose Knuckles and Swan DeLeur, and produced a song with DJ Doyle, attempting to ask for Jamal’s assistance to no avail. He then met with Ferst Temple about his exit polls, spoke to one of his lawyers, and got Diana Yolanavanyavicz’ vote, and possibly Happy Rascal’s as well, before doing sanitation work with Ash. 
On January 16, Yung Dab worked at Snr. Buns and met with Johnny Divine to discuss Juno’s standings with him and his allegiance to the police. He was pulled over by Shawn Maple, who discussed his career and Etta Hawthorne (soon-to-be Treasurer whom Yung Dab inspired to run) with him, and he got off easy. He gave money to Marty Banks to invest in his casino, had a strategy meeting with Penny and MaxSec in front of City Hall, spoke with Lila and Shang, talked with Siobhan about money and revealed his plans if Juno failed him as Chief of Staff (wanting her as a backup option), then met with Vito at the observatory to discuss whether he could get the Mafia’s support late into their voting for Donnie McMuffin and got his phone number on seemingly amenable terms, with MaxSec, Penny and Juno on guard. He told Penny he would try harder to get on Vito’s good side. Paco called Yung Dab to inform him Chester was alive. Yung Dab then learned Tessa would be able to help him consolidate the clown vote, and spoke to Penny about whether she wanted the Chief of Staff job if Juno failed, to which she responded affirmatively, but said her first choice was the Secretary of Commerce position under Juno. He went to Snr. Buns and spoke with Mother Midnight. Yung Dab took Siobhan to Chumash Pier for a date, learning more about Donnie’s voters and Juno’s offer to plan Yung Dab and Siobhan’s wedding. He learned Etta voted for him and attempted to get Tessa to intervene in the clowns’ attempted murders of Maple, Siz, and Corndog, but was too late. He continued his date with Siobhan in Legion Square, partaking in Jace and Mon’s LARPing, and then a tarot reading from Windsong. He then campaigned with Siobhan and Jonathan in front of City Hall, speaking with some of the HOA along the way, and baptizing Jonathan in a fountain. He told the Fulker clan about the one-child policy. He learned from Michael that Michael was more interested in getting the deputy mayor position than the mayorship. He then drove with Siobhan on a “romantic quest” to the woods around the old Chillead nudist colony where he reminisced about his marijuana growing days, then to Paleto Bay, and they then bought new clothes from the nearest discount store for an event that night. They encountered Clayton Jenkins to whom they told Max’s proposed gun policy, and Jason Polam, whom Yung Dab encouraged to initiate more intimacy with Nunu El Nene.
 
The Finish Line
A common theme of many conversations with voters around this time emerged: that they were voting for whomever they wanted for second place because everyone thought Yung Dab would win. Exit polls of Shifts 2 and 3 voters were growing in Yung Dab’s favor.
On January 18, Yung Dab sent Chester to follow up on the Sanitation Union’s vote, after getting hints they voted for Stelio. He asked his campaign managers to compile a list of people who did not vote for him, which he called the “black book”. He spoke with Juno in a treehouse on her birthday, about the campaign. He discussed eloping with Siobhan and confronting Serge Cross over his role in Siobhan’s dropping out of the Head of Bar Association race, but heard Serge had received an anonymous threat to Siobhan via phone. He took Swan and Siobhan to Ponsonby’s, while having phone troubles. Yung Dab also announced he and Brick would host a speed dating event at Bahama Mama’s the following day. He met up with almost all of his campaign team and key allies at the Two Hoots Falls for Juno’s birthday hike, where he baptized Turgle and then recovered from a near-fatal dive into shallow water with EMT help, while Siobhan accepted Juno’s offer to plan their wedding. He then drove Swan, Siobhan, Turgle and a voter name Gary to City Hall and met with Dequarius Johnson and Mr. Kebun, getting a call from Elena to see if he was able to make a new song with Jamal. He met with Jamal, but as Jamal was leaving, he accidentally hit him on a bike and helped him go to the hospital. Clayton Jenkins then invited Yung Dab to an event involving top Gruppe 6 staff. Yung Dab met Wyatt in front of Snr. Buns. He then ended the day with Cletus, Rod Long, and Pixie at the hospital.
On the penultimate day of voting Yung Dab, after meeting Pilbis and mocking him and then going to the clothing store, campaigned with Juno. He and Siobhan met with Cornwood at City Hall to learn why he had dropped out and to strengthen the Little Texas proposal. He also agreed to hold off on investing any more money and cutting his spending habits. At Bahama Mama’s he held the speed dating event, which saw a large turnout, but it went poorly. Yung Dab, Siobhan, Penny, and Turgle did more campaigning at the apartments, along the way realizing that Vivek was impersonating Captain Slacks via texts to Siobhan (since she had a new number). He promoted Turgle to Lieutenant of MaxSec and Brick to Captain for their work at the event. While calling the Call-A-Dad service to get some fatherly inspiration, he drove to the lumber yard, campaigning overnight with little success. Yung Dab headed back into the city to mediate a dispute between Turgle and Bobby Brown, ruling in Bobby’s favor to placate Mr. Kebun, and then he heard Adam and Osvaldo’s complaint the Snr. Buns management was not open to new ideas. He appealed to Jamal and Sunny Brooks at Snr. Buns. He met Justin Kidd and Daphne Malone (his top prospect for hosting the victory party the next day) and gave Justin tattoos and new clothes, putting a good word in for him at Snr. Buns. He then traveled to the airport to pick up Siobhan’s acquaintance Samantha Sanders and show her around Davis City Hall.
===Public endorsements===
*Andi Jones, former three-time Mayor of Los Santos
*Vivek Ramasquamy, former mayoral candidate (paid to do so)
*Riff Raff, rapper
*Jamal Abdul Jabbar, rapper and optometrist (changed vote to Michael Simone)
*Mickey Sinclaire, former Mayor of Los Santos (changed from Vivek Ramasquamy)
*Liz Anya, pop star
*Charlie Jannetty, physician
*Raymond Romanov, criminal mastermind
*Van Darkholme, film actor and streamer
===Campaign songs===
Yung Dab has repeatedly mentioned wanting to enlist music producer Outto-Tune Tyrone to record an official campaign song; this has not been achieved as of January 20, 2024, but Jamal recorded “mrpresident.wav” to serve as the interim anthem, albeit with the office misidentified as President of the United States. On January 11, he also asked Andi Jones to compose a song for the campaign. On January 15, he and Siobhan contributed voice samples to DJ Doyle’s efforts for a new campaign song and future official city anthem; this has yet to be heard in public, but he listened to it with Siobhan in the mayoral SUV on the 27th.
==Mayorship (January 2024-) ==
An Inauspicious Triumph (January 20-27)
On January 20, after he met Juno’s brother Jerry, the results of the election were announced. His favored allies Philippa Canter and Lance Malton won their respective races while Malcolm Nekoda won the police liaison race. With 47.39 percent of the vote, double the votes of Michael Simone, Yung Dab won the mayorship. However, in a bid to protect him from an assassination attempt at the hands of a Russian hitman named Piotr (which he blamed on Bobby Charles; Leonardo Slacks correctly suspected the hitman to be a brainwashed Timo), the police accidentally beat him, Siobhan and Alan near death, but they quickly recovered at the hospital. He returned to City Hall to announce Juno as his Chief of Staff, and the first City Council meeting was held immediately after, with the main topics being business creation and criminals’ cash transactions, whereupon Alan asserted his dominance through experience. Yung Dab learned his salary was set at $900 an hour. He cut the taxes by 20 percent, he lowest change possible as prescribed by law, discussed the Secretary of Commerce position with Penny, gave Juno her first assignments and headed to Bolingbroke to visit Bobby and Piotr, and asked Leonardo to force-feed Piotr vodka for information, but it turned out Piotr had a medical condition preventing this. Yung Dab then went to Parsons to discuss having Lang turn the Los Santos Sanitation Union into a guild with a seat on the Chamber of Commerce. He then embezzled $20,000 from the state coffers. He shopped around for cars, managing to flip a $200,000 one on a test drive only to have it fixed in time. He then bought a $50,000 robin egg-colored SUV for the state motor pool after consulting with Siobhan, Cletus and Etta.
On January 22, Yung Dab handed over the city archive to Mr. Kebun and spoke with Vivek, Lilith, Etta and Carmella. He also briefed Charlotte Mae on the one-child policy, to which she suggested adding a Hunger Games-style battle between adoptees for the ‘one child’ designation. He was gifted a box filled with babies by a conspiracy theory-addled James Randal and Carmine, only to spike it on the ground. He talked to Ramee about Bobby Charles and discussed adoption policy with Juno before holding a meeting with three members of the lumber union led by Jack Kettleman, suggesting they become a guild as he did with Lang’s union. He discussed the purchase of his SUV with Etta, learning he was not allowed to buy a house with state funds. Carmella attempted to seduce him in the mayoral office but Siobhan (who had just learned about his past as the Gnome from Lawrence Splainer) fended her off. After a long trip to Mosley’s to repaint the SUV dark green for $2,000, during which he noted his gear troubles, he and Crane made a state announcement to discourage people from calling themselves a business when business licenses were not yet issued. This would count as fraud. He, Siobhan, Brick, Turgle, Ash, and Juno worked on the one-child policy, real estate investment trust reform, helping Justin out, and winning over Kit’s support. They drove around town, visiting France at Snr. Buns at one point and running into Justin and Adam at Ponsonby’s at another. At the end of work he taught Siobhan how to drive the SUV. They visited Mosley’s and recorded an interview for LSBN’s talk radio division, then on a long romantic outing attempted to pick locks at the jet ski rental place, before going to the Vinewood Bowl to hear a private concert by Hubcap.
After getting a tip from Siobhan that Timo had finally recovered from his Russian brainwashing, Yung Dab immediately headed to Bolingbroke with her and Xavier. Learning Bobby and Timo had made several escape attempts, Yung Dab agreed to speak to the police to drop the attempted murder charges so long as Bobby did whatever he asked.
Yung Dab and Siobhan headed to Mosley’s to get the SUV repaired. They ran into Cornwood. Yung Dab then taunted him over his allowing Timo to escape in his trunk.
Yung Dab and Siobhan went to the hospital to patch up, where he encountered a hostile gathering of medical workers angered over their low pay. He told them to negotiate with their bosses, with his backing.
He and Siobhan then visited the jail and helped Justin’s extortion charges get dropped. Then Carmine and Yung Dab discussed Bobby Charles’ charges, the former crying upon hearing Yung Dab’s plans.
Yung Dab and Siobhan went to City Hall to meet with Juno, Penny, and Brick. Brick introduced him to Sheldon B. Plankton, who wished to join MaxSec, and the Mayor heard him out for what seemed like an eternity, Plankton revealing he planned to steal the formula from Snr. Buns and start his own restaurant next to there. When they went to Snr. Buns, Plankton attempted to kidnap the Mayor. Brick stepped in and stabbed Plankton in Yung Dab’s defense. After returning to City Hall to give the police his statement, Yung Dab met with Etta to review the police and medical budgets for the quarter and the corruption and wage issues at Mosley’s.
After exiting the garage, Kayn approached Yung Dab, telling him he wanted to rename the town of Paleto which he controls, to Little Sanguine. Yung Dab told him it would be difficult given Cletus Cornwood’s deal, but Yung Dab would see what he could do.
After getting his paycheck, Yung Dab informed Philippa Canter he would raise doctor pay by $75 an hour. He also congratulated Jane Erik on becoming a doctor, though advised her not to give up on her entrepreneurial efforts. He promoted Brick to Brigadier General of MaxSec for his role in foiling Plankton’s assassination attempt.
Then Brick and Yung Dab went on a car ride to the Liquid Library, picking up some HOA members in tactical gear along the way. They reminisced about their past relationships, talked about Brick’s degree from Purdue, and discussed 2000s pop culture.
Ash called and they drove her around town to the Apartments, during which the Mayor expressed his intent to give Jamal the title of “Scion of Culture”. Ash expressed her feelings on a joke Siobhan had attempted to make about Yung Dab’s affinity for redheads, which Ash took poorly. Yung Dab, eight hours later, recorded a podcast with Johnny Paps.
On January 25, he and Crane searched for, but could not find, an adequate medevac helicopter. He rebuffed Bobby’s requests for forgiveness. He took up a brief meeting with Andi at the dam, discussing business creation and a new Parks and Recreation Department, before seeing Siobhan lose to Yuno at Vivek’s Ramasquamy Royale event, meeting Kirk Jerkems and refusing to give his birth certificate to Burt. After a brief stop at Mosley’s for snacks he returned to City Hall. He sat in on a Clown Court hearing, with Tessa as judge, Gigi as plaintiff, Chatterbox as defendant, and Mr. Kebun as the first witness. He spoke with Mr. Kebun to discuss some real estate documents. Then he encountered the police while jaywalking in front of the Fleeca Bank, but got off easy.
He returned to City Hall to work on the elderly culling legislation and talk with Leonardo, and introduced his police and sentencing reforms in light of the history of American policing; he endorsed the civilian oversight board, and said he wanted the City Council to have a vote of no confidence in the future Chief of Police. He also learned via Ramee that Leonardo was insistent on pressing charges against Bobby and Timo, and Ramee had chosen to represent them anyway. He received a call from Ash on her business idea, then rehearsed his responses in the January 20 attempt trial with Turgle and Siobhan. He informed Pixie and the EMS workers of the helicopter search failure. He showed Pixie around City Hall while convincing her to give him a therapy session. He then spoke with Malton about the upcoming legislation, and Officer Den "Zel" Shiesty’s perjury charges causing dissent among the police captains; they speculated on how the civilian oversight board would be voted on in the City Council, and what Leonardo wanted. After heading to the Fleeca Bank for another paycheck, he then promised Turgle a promotion to the rank of MaxSec Captain after her trial.
On January 26, Yung Dab went joyriding around town. He spoke with Timo and he and Burt testified in Timo’s bail hearing, leading to Timo’s release. At City Hall, Yung Dab worked with Etta, Siobhan and Lance on legislation in preparation for the upcoming meeting. He also asked Etta to allow the city to pay for a turbocharger for the SUV and help him push empowering the police’s civilian oversight board through the Council. He sold the old turbocharger to some Gruppe 6 workers and picked up Tessa and Juno at Legion Square. He accepted Pyder Mann’s offer of security services, told Windsong to wait for marijuana legalization bills, gave his blessing to Misa Price for her new restaurant, pondered Ferst’s suggestion to establish a city-owned public broadcaster, promised Swan he would help with her fight club, listened to Murphy’s suggestion to make Council meetings minutes more open to the public, considered Osvaldo’s suggestion to create a Little Havana, and spoke with a concerned Alan Crane about taxes, Lila, and the elderly culling bill, during which he obtained electronics blueprints from a man named Malakai at Snr. Buns. Lastly he attended Ginger Ale’s trial for joyriding, where she was found not guilty.
On January 27, Yung Dab headed the first City Council legislative session, during which Crane established his dominance again, while Etta, Philippa, Lance and Juno proved less reliable as allies and note-takers. (The minutes are contained on the Council’s page.) He testified in Turgle’s case relating to her stabbing a cop on January 6, helping get her felony charge lowered to a misdemeanor. After listening to DJ Doyle’s new campaign song, he spoke with Siobhan during and after a drive to a beach in the north, summarizing the entire session to her. They agreed to try extricating themselves from Section K Real Estate’s owners. They also resolved to get married sooner, again, for spousal privilege purposes. While Brandon came to repair the SUV when it crashed on the way back, Siobhan apologized for not doing a better job at preparing Yung Dab for the REIT reform. Raymond called and invited Max to a Company meeting the next day.
Max and Siobhan headed to Mosley's, whose security guard was now Timo, who let him know his bail was going well. Timo encouraged Yung Dab to get MaxSec more training, while Yung Dab gave Timo numbers for his new phone. Buck Flemmings and Cletus met with Yung Dab and groused about the LSPD’s lack of manpower and the Captains’ over-generous penalizing (in the form of disciplinary action points) of officers. While heading to the bank (during which he briefly intervened in a suspected soliciting incident), Yung Dab spoke to Malton over the phone about the Council meeting. Malton warned him to be careful about their investments and reputations. Yung Dab and Siobhan spoke more about how they needed to be really careful now that they knew at least half of the council was afraid of Crane, during which Juno called and he told her he would speak with her for longer sometime that night, which he did; he expressed regret to Siobhan at not making her Chief of Staff. Finally, Yung Dab heard from Ash that Jean Paul had shot her, and that Raymond wanted to meet with Yung Dab about forming a new union; Yung Dab only said he was invited to the Company meeting the next day. That night, he spoke with Juno. He learned of The Italians dissolving, certain people like Eve DiCenzo-Summers thinking Juno was steering Vito in poor directions, and others thinking Vito and Juno were in on the plot to flip the new house the Italians bought together. He advised her to get revenge on Eve. He also told her to work harder to whip up the Council votes in his favor and promised he would protect her, and if the Council continued acting obstinately, he and Juno would become partners in crime together, though while she wanted to become a terrorist, he preferred a nonviolent route. Finally, he told her he would work to put more mechanics and payroll trackers in Paleto to kickstart business development.
The Mosley’s Scandal
What Etta and Yung Dab learned was that the manager of Mosley’s, Mary Mushkin, was suspected of wage theft after charges had gone up exorbitantly. According to Mary, however, she was not behind the core of the issue of the day: her employee Dahlia Fey had set up a password prompt screen to prevent spies sent by chop shops and other competitors from accessing all the blueprints and parts specs Mosley’s had. The computer lock made ordering parts much harder, slowing down repairs. Yung Dab hacked into the computer to break the lock, and then told Mary to hire a security guard who would inform the government on any unauthorized access.
On January 29, he learned from Mary that many of the pay issues stemmed from the ruthless business tactics of Mosley’s competitors, who even went as far as encircling the garage at times to spy on and threaten the employees.
Section K Controversy; Second Week (January 29-February 3)
On January 29, Yung Dab spoke with some rat-people and with Penny, then went to Mosley's to get his car repaired. He encountered Kayn who informed him that Kayn’s crew went in a skirmish the previous day with ex-Chang Gang members and Irwin, over a towing dispute. When Yung Dab headed to the police station, he learned  Mr. Kebun was arrested for it, and Siobhan would represent him. Yung Dab scolded Mr. Kebun for being too open about Section K’s business affairs, especially after the latter spoke to Canter about them. Yung Dab pledged to him, Siobhan and Ramee that he would try his best to consolidate more power. He also encouraged Mr. Kebun and Ramee to abuse the Marriage Act if they wanted. Yung Dab wanted to speak to Siobhan about his meeting, then learned Siobhan had written him a speech denouncing Alan, which he saved for the next meeting. Later, he went to the bank and met up with Siobhan, Penny and Jonathan, to discuss the latter’s getting robbed. Then, he drove around San Andreas with Penny and Siobhan, updating the former on the past week, and affirming he would take more responsibility for writing laws. At Mosley’s, they learned Jonathan was not killed because he works for Siobhan and Yung Dab.
After speaking with Mary, he clued Penny and Siobhan in on his meeting with Juno, picking up Brick on the way to City Hall. He and Siobhan agreed to drop the REIT Modernization Act. Penny expressed concerns about Yung Dab rejecting Nino Chavez's car repair business proposal because of Eve and Nino’s issues with Juno, but he reassured her he planned to accept the business proposal but only if Nino did not lead. Juno arrived, upset that he told Penny and Siobhan the plan to deny Nino’s business proposal without her. He dissuaded her from going rogue and killing Eve. After the staff got a tarot reading, Nino finally arrived and pitched his business to Yung Dab, who tentatively agreed to it with reservations.
Alan Crane arrived, having learned of Yung Dab and Siobhan’s investment in Section K. Crane outlined his electoral history and philosophy of governing vis-à-vis the future of the City Council. Alan explained that he sympathized with Max wanting to move fast quickly with change because he was like that as well. Alan apologized for giving the impression of being obstinate. Alan then discussed the investment, and expressed his belief it was not impeachable. He wanted the Council to foster confidence from the public, and believed impeachment would undermine the public’s trust in the government. Yung Dab and Siobhan told Crane they would drop the REIT proposal and focus more on the basics. Yung Dab asked Crane if he could hire Siobhan as his official law writing aide. Crane allowed it as long as Siobhan only did defense work and no longer acted as a retainer. Siobhan agreed. Yung Dab, Juno, and Siobhan headed to the amusement park pier to debrief. Juno was upset because she felt that Nino lied during his business proposal meeting. Yung Dab assured Juno he would ignore Nino from then on. He and Siobhan tried to rent jet skis, but gave up after learning the rentability was a misunderstanding. At Ponsonby’s they bought their wedding outfits. They then headed back to City Hall so Max could get his new mobile data terminal updates from Alan. Along the way they encountered Brick who had decided to act as the mayoral body double.
On January 30, after a brief visit to Snr. Buns where he met with Juno and Rick Grinds, Yung Dab listened in on Murphy Braun’s court case where he was framed for gun theft. He spoke with Etta, Siobhan, Ramee, Kit and Juno. Yung Dab learned from the feces-smearing vandal, a lawyer at City Hall, that Mr. Kebun had been arrested for the gunfight with Kayn, and his house was being raided. After checking in at Mosley’s to fix a transmission issue, where he spoke with Lang Buddha about the OldBois’ gang war and customizing cars, he gave the SUV a red and pink paint job and new wheels. Yung Dab resumed seeing the Murphy trial, then briefly visited Juno in her office, while she and Brick were advising Vivek, who later slipped out. He spoke with Brick, Juno, Penny, and Sherry Paie outside about the latter’s business ideas and about pottery and nutrition. He also encountered Carmine but refused to talk with him further. He spoke with Siobhan, Samantha and Ramee who were representing Murphy. He and Juno joked about “Netflix and Chill” memes, forgetting he was in earshot of Siobhan; when Siobhan reacted, Juno apologized to her.
Leonardo Slacks called to ask if he could do anything to lower the violence between the police and Chang Gang, and Yung Dab responded that he would figure what to do.
As the trial ended, Siobhan asked Yung Dab to collect one of her friends, Chestanisberg Andersonisburgenson, from the Apartments. As he did so, in a moment of foolhardy bravado, he jumped the SUV into a billboard, severely injuring himself, while Chestanisberg was unscathed. After healing up, he contacted Kayn over the phone and they agreed to work on getting Mr. Kebun to stand down from his gang wars. He gave Dirk Intense his paperwork certifying he was a health inspector, fulfilling the latter’s lifelong dream. Yung Dab then witnessed the verdict: Murphy was found guilty, setting a controversial precedent for the city on planting evidence. Siobhan ran away.
Yung Dab and Turgle found her, and slowly realized she was confused over seeing Juno grow closer and more flirtatious with him. He apologized and told her that to show he was serious, he would legally marry her early, setting it for as soon as possible, with the larger ceremony to take place on Leap Day as scheduled. He asked Alan to officiate, deciding that Mr. Kebun would be his best man and, due to Mr. Kebun’s inmate status, the Bolingbroke Penitentiary would be the location as a result. Mr. Kebun had designated a special section of the prison courtyard called K-town as the event space.
They quickly gathered Turgle, Xavier Monroe, Jonathan, Ramee, Norman, Chestanisberg, Brick, Penny, Swan, Tessa, Juno and Alan and were shortly wed, with Siobhan taking the surname Thoroughbred. They went to Del Perro Pier and celebrated by pushing locals off into the water, before hanging out at Mosley’s and then the hospital, discussing their new choice of starter home along the way. 
On January 31, Yung Dab continued discussing the new home with Siobhan. They commuted to City Hall and speculated on the identity of the social media personality known as Gossip Girl, who damaged Siobhan’s reputation. He worked on getting Siobhan a job as legal adviser for the mayor's office and revealed his "Standardization of Time Act" set for the next council meeting, which would standardize sentence lengths and define them in minutes and days rather than months and years. After he refused Scarlet Rose’s business idea (though plotted with Siobhan to recruit her for a threesome), and helped Apple Greene get a paralegal job under Siobhan, he talked Siobhan into taking Sunday off, before she showed him the new television and bed in her apartment.
Most of February 1 was taken up by Yung Dab giving testimony for both the prosecution and defense in Timo and Bobby’s terrorism trial. While he waited, he quickly ventured out to meet with Siobhan, Turgle, and Barbara Dwyer at the clothing store. He reassured Vinny Pistone on his ability to obtain a business license, asked Leonardo to send a police officer to protect Mosley’s with the promise of $5,000 in hazard pay, learned from Etta that the city’s tax revenue was quickly drying up, listened to Ramee’s complaints about police Captain Brooke Ruth, caught Siobhan attempting to talk to Juno on the latter’s feelings about Yung Dab, and made a deal with Vivek to obtain info on the identity of Gossip Girl, who had sent him and Siobhan death threats earlier.
He got a suspicious text asking him to go to a courtroom corner, and found a notebook  containing a putative ‘enemies list’ from someone impersonating him (potentially to frame him for a crime). At the same time he was taunted via text by Gossip Girl, and went around the room interrogating everyone inside as to Gossip Girl’s identity. He and Siobhan narrowed down the list to a man named Jordan, and Ferst Temple.
Around this time, Carmine and Bobby made fun of Yung Dab, and then Turgle revealed that she caught Vivek and Lilith discussing sending the death threats and notebooks. He spoke briefly with Ursula, and then had a lengthy phone conversation with Kayn over Penny’s information on the tensions between Nino Chavez (whom Kayn favored) and Juno (whom Yung Dab favored). He went to Mosley’s to get the SUV a new trim, and took a tarot reading from Windsong as a sign that Siobhan was pregnant.
Upon returning to City Hall, Juno briefed Yung Dab on the necessary steps to prepare for the next City Council meeting, agreeing to hash out most of it Friday evening. Juno also discussed police issues. Brick, Rohan Cockle, and Ash joined in.
Ash asked to talk to Yung Dab in private. Ash told him that she suspected Rohan to be a Company plant, based on reasons related to her shooting by various Company people. Yung Dab interrogated Rohan, who revealed he was an intern but claimed he was trying to leave and not influence Yung Dab. Yung Dab then said he couldn’t find anything incriminating for Rohan.
Brick asked Yung Dab if he could collect his paychecks on Wednesdays, Yung Dab’s favored break day, to which Yung Dab agreed to discuss it with Alan; he also updated his employment sheet to include MaxSec. Finally, Yung Dab went to a park and baptized Juno, Turgle, Brick, Adam, and Ash, converting them to Roman Catholicism and indicting them in his newly formed Catholic theology club, ‘Catholics Under Max’. He explored an odd structure there and ended the day at the Fleeca Bank.
On February 2, he gave the testimony Ramee sought at Bobby Charles’ trial. He then worked with Siobhan and Juno on the next day’s legislation. He then watched Siobhan baptize Rohan in the park, after which the three went to a beach in the north for a bonding moment, and he officially hired Rohan as his driver. They went to a nearby gas station where they met with Swan, then to City Hall, and the hospital shortly after, to run some errands. They went to Ponsonby’s to get new clothes and then drove to the Vinewood Sign to climb atop it.
On February 3, he held the second legislative meeting of the Council. All of his proposals passed with some major edits. He called Siobhan to celebrate later.
C4 Kidnapping; Third Week (February 5-10)
At City Hall on February 5, Yung Dab spoke with Jesse and Ricky, two Gruppe 6 workers, and also with Etta. He met Siobhan’s acquaintance Dominic Rhodes. He revealed to Siobhan that he would pardon Mr. Kebun. He then rode around the island with Siobhan on her new motorcycle (and briefly met with Cletus), even using it to roam inside City Hall, and asking Jace Reed to take a picture of them.
He was kidnapped alongside Siobhan on February 6, by unknown assailants, later found to be Justin, Jessi Adler, Kirk Seeman, Paige Malone, and Sonya Summers, working as part of the latter’s gang C4. He called Kayn to pursue them and carry out a hit on them, and Chestanisberg informed the police as to their whereabouts. The kidnappers shaved Siobhan’s head and forced Max to dump his phone into the ocean. When he was rescued by Kayn and th police, he summoned Chestanisberg, Xavier and Sebastian Birch as witnesses and spoke with Cletus at the LSPD garage.
On February 8, Yung Dab held a town hall in the lobby of Davis City Hall. He spoke with Tessa about laptop versus desktop power usage at the Apartments, with Swan about security matters, with Archie Archer about the kidnapping, future vanity license plates, tow trucker Cameron Blaze’s pay, and the civilian oversight board, with Kitty Dream and Philippa Canter about the Sandy Hospital, a doctor pay rise to $1,200 an hour, docking Gruppe 6 and Grime pay, new work vehicles, and electric bills, with Jay Que about housing prices and property taxes, with Elena Vega about the lack of a business licensing system and formal entertainment events sponsored by the city, with Bubbles Smith about starting a new motorbike sports league, with Arthur Caldhammer about formalizing the procedures for working as a legal aide, with Mr. Kebun about setting up a guest appearance at the City Counil meeting to discuss new property surtaxes and vagueness around what house purchases entail exactly, with Lionel Twain about the volatility of car part prices and need for hourly mechanic pay, with Willy Glory about Joseph Arrowhead’s towing activities and outlawing street parking, with Judd Lincoln about legalizing prescription crack cocaine, with Moose Knuckles about a dispenser and printing machines for his new newspaper FAKE News, with Sunny Brooks about the new Church of Los Santos, scooter parking, and jail food outselling Snr. Buns food, with Turgle about her new disguise and favorite joke, and with Damien Tinkerman about contraception, impostor syndrome and creative stagnation He disclosed that he was planning to pardon someone to Jonathan, though Jonathan lobbied him to pardon Murphy Braun instead; he also told Jonathan he would try lowering the prices for obtaining expungements. Afterward, he learned from Lance that Arthur had been hired as a lawyer. He complemented Siobhan on her new hairstyle and spoke more with Willie who had just been hired as a judge, and with Alan Crane and Lance about the next meeting time, teasing them that he was working on radical new legislation, including a time standardization act. Yung Dab learned that Chestanisberg had been ocean dumped. He begged Alan for a weapons license while revealing who kidnapped him, and upon hearing his refusal, tried to get a police weapon, but was rebuffed. He briefly conferred with Alex Mushkin about Adelaide Hart, and heard from Rohan. He paid Swan, Rohan and Turgle $1,000 each in cash. He then went with Siobhan, Turgle and Swan to the discount clothing store and then to Dennis LaBarre City Hall to enjoy the view atop the tower. He fell off the roof, but Siobhan and Cletus saved him. He met with Brick, Damien and Xavier at Davis City Hall, where he announced that due to lack of funds, he was dissolving MaxSec. Yung Dab also joked about Etta’s opposition to the one-child policy, and the public outcry, before the tsunami hit. Later that night he worked on more legislation with Xavier, Lance and Siobhan, before watching Judge Judy with her while waiting for a meeting with the police leadership, briefly encountering Stuart Wellington. He also learned from Jack that Stelio had died. He spoke with Leonardo Slacks about a wide variety of topics, including the identity of Gossip Girl, the upcoming legislative session, and the next wave of thefts of ammunition crates. They then rode Slacks’ police cruiser to a lavishly decorated house in the eastern foothills owned by a few police officers and renovated by Jack and the lumberjacks. Juno came over and Dab and Siobhan went with her to the nearest dam to complain about Etta’s and the plea deal Sonya made, and after briefly visiting the electronics store, went to a desert mountaintop beside Sandy Shores to discuss the upcoming Leap Day wedding and issues within the City Council. Upon getting separated from them, Yung Dab then went downhill to the tool store to wait for them to pick him up. They went to the lighthouse in the far north, where Yung Dab called Etta and ask her about a petition she circulated against the one-child policy. He then tried to resolve her questions on the salaries of various occupations outside the city’s purview, from mechanics to EMTs; he mostly acceded to her wishes. Yung Dab then proposed that he, Siobhan, Juno and Vito buy a house together, but moved on quickly. After a stop at the Fleeca Bank, he met with Etta at her house and heard about how she paid for it with her “adoptive brother”, before heading into the woods, then the Maze Bank where he conversed with Dezmond Wright and Oliver Fury. On the way to City Hall, he met Brooke Ruth. He then checked the mobile data terminal to see if tax evasion was in the penal code, then sped in the mayoral SUV to an old house Juno wanted, and lastly to the Apartments to send Juno away, while he and Siobhan had an amorous congress. 
On February 9, Yung Dab and Siobhan spoke with Sebastian about various issues, visited Suburban Outfits, and met with Kirk Jerkems and Darcy Lane at the Chumash Pier. He spoke with Jessi Adler, one of his kidnappers, over the new phone to make a peace offer, accepting that she did not want to work with the police, while she was recovering Siobhan’s old phone and going through it. He then talked with Xavier and Sunny Brooks at City Hall about the Church of Los Santos and her new job, before going to the clothing store, and then Ammu-Nation. He returned to his office to work on more legislation such as the time standards with Siobhan and Xavier, and listened to a worried Jamal when he heard about the kidnapping. He wrote the government documents to hire Jamal as a security professional, while Xavier informed him John Bailey was the only civilian with a weapons license at the moment. He continued working on legislation with Siobhan, Sherry Paie, and Alexandra Carlson (who was summoned to help them register their marriage) in his office, before heading up to the north see Siz and his family and talk about moonshine, gifts and home renovations. He returned to City Hall and did a cypher with Xavier, Siobhan, Johnny Paps, Alan and Rohan, before going to the helicopter pad on the roof with Siobhan for some conjugal duties. 
On February 10, Yung Dab checked the premises of City Hall for threats, pondered Etta’s concerns, and spoke with Michael and Siobhan before beginning the Council’s third legislative meeting. He was interrupted by physics issues, forcing him to teleport the various members around the island. After meeting someone to induct into Catholicism by putting him on the roof of the Apartments and making him drink a bottle of whiskey, he ad Siobhan spoke with Philippa, Kingle Dan, Judgingle Dan, and Cringle Dan about the Dan Clan, judgeships, homeownerships, Yung Dab’s lack of a gun, and American Civil War history. The discussion got heated enough that he pushed one of them and was chased after.
55th Birthday; New House; the Fourth Week (February 11-17)
On February 11, Dab held another town hall in the lobby at City Hall surrounded by Siobhan and Turgle, and weighed a pardon of Justin Kidd, as well as gave him money, but warned him they were not on good terms. He then spoke with Kit Archer, while Siobhan was busy dealing with a new adoption fraud case the police had information on, revolving around Zahn Zias. He rode with Siobhan to the MRPD to meet up with Cletus and Ferst while Zahn was detained. He also revealed that Kit was working on a budgetary document, but he could not promise Cletus any more budget for police vehicle improvements. He heard that Justin had recovered his old SIM card, which Siobhan later gave to him. During a brief stop at City Hall, Yung Dab also spoke with Dingle Fan and Damien Tinkerman. Regarding issues with police drama, as he drove to the north to search for Michael and Matt Rhodes’ houses, Yung Dab plotted with Siobhan to ruin officer Brian Knight’s career. After yet another car collision, he recovered quickly and listened with Pixie and Siobhan to Hazel Havgreaves rant about the new ban on felons working for Gruppe 6, and calmed him down. Afterward, he went with Siobhan to Mosley’s for more SUV repairs, and then went to the clothes store, getting phone calls from Sunny in the meantime, and listening in on Jessi’s attempts at blackmailing Siobhan, before talking with some Gruppe 6 and Starlight Entertainment employees at the gas station, about the new wave of robberies. He drove to a convenience store in the north to confront Jessi over the blackmail dispute, attempting to persuade her to turn herself in. Jessi and an accomplice (the driver of the car he collided with) successfully escaped down to the city a makeshift golf cart while Siobhan contacted Cletus and Aziz Sultan to unsuccessfully back them up. They then searched for objects Jessi threw around the grasslands, using new personal radios they bought and a BMX bike he found. They then went to City Hall to spend the day working on new laws such as Michael’s new DRIP Act relating to dress codes, while playing around with the motorcycle. He conferred with Damien, Archie, and a Gruppe 6 worker as well, before heading to bed at home with Siobhan.
On February 12, after a long meeting with Siobhan and Pixie, Dab tooled around the city with Siobhan on her motorcycle and heard that Vivek had kept harassing Siobhan on Twatter. He learned she got Greg Letourneau and Chestanisberg to recover her old phone from Vivek, and she now planned to have them commit crimes disguised as Sonya Summers. They also found a cheap trailer in the Harmony neighborhood out in the desert exurbs to become their starter home; en route to there, they got caught in a sandstorm and sheltered in an abandoned hot dog trailer, and talked about her law work and Irish mythology. They then went to the hospital after getting injured in a collision with a Gruppe 6 truck (they agreed to settle out of court for $1,000 from the driver) before ending the night at City Hall. 
On February 13-14, Dab celebrated his birthday by riding with Siobhan to the new $128,000 trailer home and helping her decorate it; they then drove around the city before moving their belongings. He offered Ash Ketchup the position of Mayoral Whip for the Council which she accepted, and also discussed crafting and the new house with her. He and Siobhan picked up and dropped off a Snr. Buns worker named Mikey, and attempted to stop thieves beside a Gruppe 6 truck, to the workers’ lackadaisical reaction. He stopped at City Hall for some light administrative work and preparation for the Leap Day wedding, before speaking with Gruppe 6 workers Tommi “Dog” Paine, Mullet, Paige Malone, and David Bouchard, and lawyers Xavier and Grace Daniels, on increasing security after the kidnapping. He then hired artist Seth Hayes to sketch him, Michael and Siobhan posing on the lobby’s grand staircase, then drove with Siobhan and Ferst Temple to the latter’s destination on their way to the new house, during which he started setting up Ferst’s state-sponsored newsletter, and listened to Siobhan discuss the identity of Gossip Girl. He and Siobhan compared Catholic saints to Dungeons and Dragons roles, Yoda, and Gandalf. 
On February 14-15, he met with Siobhan at the MRPD before getting Daphne Malone to serenade them at their beach date east of the Del Pedro Pier, after which he and Siobhan rode a jet ski into the Pacific, up to the lighthouse in the far north and back. They then drove her motorcycle from the beach to the bank, while running over locals on the sidewalk and discussing police vehicle legislation, until Rip Riley pulled them over. Dab convinced him to let them off with a warning before Rip mentioned the prospect of bonuses for the Vinewood vault; the three of them complained about their work and inability to hand out weapons licenses. He and Siobhan then headed to bed, briefly stopping at City Hall and running into Ziggy Buggs and Michael, then riding around in a pasture on the way. 
On February 16, Yung Dab and Siobhan rode around in Legion Square after agreeing to pardon Murphy Braun. They arrived at City Hall and heard Zolo Levy and Hazel Bloom’s complaints, before returning home. He and Siobhan invited Aphrodite Theos, Michael Simone, and Officer Santino Forte over (and called Ash) to discuss a variety of topics, including home prices, pop culture, new laws, his lack of communications with Juno, and the latest happenings in the city’s criminal world. On February 17, after stopping at City Hall for some more administrative work, he and Siobhan spoke with Matt Rhodes at the MRPD, before interrogating Lorenzo Williams, who was part of the crew that stabbed Lenny Hawk the previous day. He then returned to City Hall for more paperwork and tooling around on Siobhan’s motorcycle, and talked about the C4 kidnapping with Ferst. After discussing taking out Vivek and Jessi with some hitmen related to the Blocks, they briefly got caught up in another kidnapping attempt by C4 (initially targeted at Lorenzo) in front of City Hall but escaped to their motorbike as the police sent 10 cruisers. Yung Dab then gave his statements to Santino about the attempt, and learned Forte and the police had apprehended Jessi. They visited Jonathan at Mosley’s to upgrade the motorcycle, then roamed around the city, killing locals at Del Perro Pier before winding up in the hospital. Later that day, he held the fourth City Council legislative meeting, speaking with Siz during the break. He gave Crane his new phone number and broke the news of changes to expungements to Jonathan, who reacted positively. He and Juno had a long dialogue on the lack of communications between them. He pledged to save the Chamber of Commerce proposal for later, recognizing the Gruppe 6 situation needed emergency treatment. He also said he was not mad at Juno, but had to assert his dominance as mayor over his staff. He thought he had as much sway over the Council as Alan. He and Juno resolved to patch up their differences and agree on na interim Chief of Staff before she leaves in March for an extended absence; he and Siobhan then met up with Alan, Duncan Fenwell, Cletus and Ruby York at the MRPD to work on gun registry reforms. He then went to City Hall to work on them more with Alan and Etta before going to the bank and Ammu-Nation and back, getting money and guns while talking with Cletus about the Little Alamo Satellite Operations. He then spoke with Duncan for thirty minutes at City Hall about the police department before witnessing the expungement hearing of Jonathan, as well as Alan’s entrance. He and Siobhan spoke with Alan about conflicts of interest, the latest happenings in the courts, Russian culture and various countries’ street foods, the terrorism charge, Alan’s alter ego Awnda Docket, the revival of debtors’ prisons, and lack of resources for field training. Lance Malton also joined in. During a break, he called Matt Rhodes to begin fleshing out ideas on police reform. Eventually, after four hours, he headed home.
=== Second month ===
Police Walkout; Fifth Week (February 18-24)
On February 21, Yung Dab and Siobhan went to the MRPD to review some police work before heading to a bench trial, where he clowned on some policemen who were taking too long to prepare their testimonies. He then informed Alan that the feds had approved the STUPID Act reducing sentence lengths, and then left with Siobhan to travel around town on bike, during which he confided that he was not interested in running for re-election and wanted to push harder for radical change in his job. He, Siobhan, Greg Letourneau and his girlfriend Jasmine tentatively agreed to a double date. Yung Dab then asked Siobhan if she wanted to pursue the mayorship, which she said yes to, citing her vote-whipping. He also said he was willing to serve as her Chief of Staff if she won. They then discussed police reform and the possibility of a police union. He then went on the double date at Snr. Buns, afterwards briefly meeting Johnny Paps and speaking with him about business licenses, and with Chastity Marie Sanders about the double date, before heading to Xavier’s new home and then their own home to inspect the plumbing after a police raid. While there they met with Cletus who took them out to sea on his new boat, where he spoke about the state of the police department and how it withered in the five-year time skip, and whether he would have been a good mayor. Back on land, Yung Dab, Siobhan, Xavier and Cletus talked with some new neighbors in Sandy Shores, who gave Yung Dab alcohol. He played in the street while drunkenly running from his wife for several minutes until Siobhan grabbed his arm and drove him home for bed.
On February 22, at City Hall, Yung Dab conferred with Siobhan, Cletus and Flop Dugong, who had just formed the police union, to survey the ramifications of the police officer walkout Cletus, Bam Coughlin, Aziz, Maisy Graves, Leonardo Garcia, and Flop had orchestrated earlier that day, in protest of the firing of Den "Zel" Shiesty, before doing some wheelies on Siobhan’s bike and then carrying out much administrative work outlining the duties of the LSPD, which now reports to him. He and Siobhan then waited at the MRPD for a meeting, for which he planned extensively with Alan Crane.
On February 23, Yung Dab watched the conclusion of Kirk Seamans’ trial with Siobhan and Xavier. He briefly met Motya Satovksy and tentatively made peace with Sonya. While attempting to beat up locals in the City Hall with a wrench he accidentally hit Siobhan. After she healed up at the hospital he went back to administrative work and spoke with Sebastian on Sonya, with William Glory on the contract they signed together, with Tristan Aziz about past crimes and mutual friends, with Ash about her new hair, with Vampingle Dan about crime and weapons licenses, with Santa Claus about miscellany, and with Ferst about his ideas for expanding the City Council newsletter. He also informed one of the sewer people that he believed using the Sewers was futile for criminals, as the police would try to form their own task force to deal with it. He also promised a Mosley’s worker bitter at armed turbocharger thieves that weapons licenses would be coming for him soon, and advised him to hire a hitman. When he finished, he and Siobhan headed home, whereupon he learned that Rohan had been kidnapped and Juno had issues with his police reform proposal; he informed Siobhan that he was ready to replace Juno with her. He tried to fix the motorcycle as well before an unsuccessful attempt to mount a rescue mission for Rohan. After he learned from some policemen that Wyatt Turner had returned to duty, he headed to bed. 
On February 24, 2024, Yung Dab held a town hall with Sherry and Siobhan’s help. He spoke with Ash over the phone, with Xavier, with Lance, with Zaceed Skengerton, with Joaquin Jimenes, and with a Tier 3 Gruppe 6 worker about security issues, along with an assortment of others. He announced that he had fired Juno because he found her unreliable according to her job description in the city’s Constitution. He talked with Captains Leonardo Slacks and Wyatt Turner after they had apprehended Brick in the lobby. Then Brooke Ruth showed up. He called the three captains into his office to berate them over the lack of effectiveness of the police department, their lack of a Chief and sergeant, their repeated excuses of training deficiencies, and the suspension of Cletus Cornwood, and when Brooke Ruth blatantly suggested that the three could overthrow him, asserted his power over them before dismissing them from his office. He reassured Cletus of his job prospects, told Siobhan he was sure Cletus would come to the next Council meeting, and asked Lance for advice, confiding in the three that he was tired of hearing their lack of plans on training and hopeful that he could pick the Police Commissioner. He then took Siobhan to the MRPD to check who was on patrol; the answer he got from Buck Flemmings was zero. He headed home in a huff but not before angrily messaging the dispatcher. After some sleep he held the fifth City Council meeting. He celebrated the passage of legislation affirming the LSPD now reported to him, a goal he had craved for ten years, with Turgle and Siobhan in his office. He spoke with Cletus on the phone before tooling around town with Siobhan on her motorcycle. He then spoke with Ramee in an abandoned classroom in the Fort Zancudo Tower, about Ramee’s felonies and the new police reform law; he complained about Brooke Ruth and Leonardo and gloated about how he subdued them in the meeting earlier that day. He asked Ramee to look into kidnapping Etta and planting a police gun on her, though Ramee said he wanted someone else who had no DNA files in the police records to do it for him. Kayn called to accuse Dab of letting Cletus, Kian McNulty and Lenny Hawk buy a house in Paleto to spy on him, which Dab denied; they then discussed the police reforms and Dab suggested letting Turgle be his apprentice. At Chumash Plaza he attempted to buy a gun, but could not because purchases of non-1911 ammunition were temporarily outlawed while the gun tracking system was being updated. He met with Ramee and Dexx Martin after a brief sojourn in the Sewers, then dropped them off at the hospital before driving to the Two Hoots falls for a bath. He went to the Binco Clothing Store and talked with Alexander Bones about the aftermath of the Sanguine War and the new laws before driving to meet with Dexx, who wanted to set up a stock market trading exclusively in crypto and index funds. He told Dexx to confer with Siobhan about it; after driving some more, he called Lang Buddha for twenty minutes to make sure his business license could more easily be approved. He also informed Lang that he was about to start a state-owned utility company, and told him about the police captains’ meeting, though Lang continually told him he did not care about anything else but his business. Yung Dab reassured Lang of his support and they agreed to a meeting over dinner, before Yung Dab held a town hall, which Turgle, Ash (whom he had just bought corn from), Ashton Vale, Jonathan, Lionel, Chatterbox, Rohan, Daphne Malone, and Pixie attended, with Cletus filming the event. Topics addressed included car part thefts, the police reform law and the future of the civilian oversight board (who would audit officers). Afterward, he addressed the police at their meeting, where he tried to detail the future budget and the previous day’s meeting with the police captains, to a frosty reception. He also continued to promise Matt Rhodes an Italian espresso machine, though shipping would be problematic. He promised further tax cuts on vehicle sales and registrations. Finally, he left with Siobhan and Duncan for the beach on beside the port on the east side of town. Upon returning Duncan to the MRPD, Matt invited him to take the police Crown Victoria for a brief test run to demonstrate its poor handling and engine issues; he started driving around the north with Duncan and Siobhan, listening to his troubles in the PD, before dropping Duncan off and contemplating life with Siobhan on the mayoral helipad.
Leap Day Wedding; Vingle’s Rampages; Sixth Week (February 25-March 2)
On February 25, Yung Dab, assisted by Siobhan, Turgle and Swan, held another town hall. Gus Fruman attended to ask about automating trams. Raymond attended and asked him about the police reform law, changes to the stand your ground law, changes to expungement laws, and new civilian gun license rules. He also heard from Siobhan that Bobby Charles had another expungement petition denied earlier that day. Ferst and Aphrodite asked him about Los Santos labor law after the latter’s firing from the EMT corps by Kiki Pendragon. He swiftly left after about 40 minutes, only to be pulled over by Beric Johnson, Flop Dugong and Maisy Graves; he got off easy after speaking to them at length about the problems in the police bureaucracy. He, Turgle, Siobhan and Cletus conferred on police discipline while shopping at Ponsonby’s for new clothes and running into Zaceed. He then with them drove to the north, encountering Flossie Grey, before heading back to City Hall. Outside, the four of them met with Brick, Ash, Sherry, Gomer, Duncan, and Lance. Dab then had long conversations with Lance and Duncan on the police bureaucracy, convincing the latter to see if an incentives competition for hiring new cadets could be implemented, and to look into who made an unfavorable announcement in the police data systems. They then went to Mosley’s to get the mayoral SUV upgraded after learning about Gossip Gal’s latest missive, before heading to a cliff to let Duncan air more of his opinions, then dropping him off at the MRPD, and driving the SUV into City Hall to assess the security situation: lawyer and Gruppe 6 worker Arnold Weiss had been taken hostage by Vingle Dan. Duncan, Albert King and some other police officers arrived for backup. They then went on a search for Vingle, but he went to sleep just as Vingle attacked them.
On February 26, Yung Dab spoke with Dana Blackwell and Bam Coughlin about the police command issues, and about Duncan’s attitude. He also spoke with Mr. Kebun, Cletus, Siobhan, Xavier, and Marty Banks; after that came a lengthy meeting with Mr. Kebun, Gregory and Carmine. Yung Dab then drove with the three and Siobhan, to the MRPD where he, surrounded by Lance, Ruby, Bobby, Ramee, Samantha, Alexander River, and Oliver, heatedly asked Leonardo Slacks about Cornwood being suspected of murder, and the events surrounding his suspension, reminding everyone present that Cornwood was the city’s most popular cop. After the meeting ended anti-climactically, he reunited with Owen Svensen before driving to the bank and then City Hall with Siobhan and Gregory. He then spoke with Selena Frost about the police bureaucracy, learning more about one of her favorite co-workers Lenny Hawk, before getting her to the MRPD and collecting Cletus. After briefly encountering and rebuffing some sex workers in front of City Hall, he and Siobhan spoke some more with Cletus. Yung Dab told Jessi Adler he forgave her for the kidnapping. He met Remedy Creed and then planned to hold yet another town hall, but was sidetracked with a statement to his lawyers on the meeting with the Captains. After briefly going back and forth between City Hall and the bank, he started the town hall. Callista Bell, Cletus, Brick, Swan, Turgle, Norman, Adam, and Siobhan assisted Yung Dab, while Malton and Alex Mushkin watched. Zahn Zias spoke to ask for a pardon, which Max refused; he also asked about civilian gun control after the licenses are rolled out. He also asked what happened to Juno, and a new restaurant. Stuart Nightwolf attended to ask about a incident wherein Marty Banks headbutted him, arcade machines in the penitentiary, bringing back public executions, opening new legal gambling places, and paying for Twatter verification, while someone else asked about misdemeanor charge for illicit drug sales. A doctor asked about the youth practice of mewing, or practicing proper mouth posture; Dab said it would not be outlawed. He announced Carmine and Bobby would be in charge of the prison. Norman also spoke on fines for gun offenses. Wendy Thomas asked about cattle raising; the Mayor promised better regulations. Archie asked about the Civilian Oversight Board. Cray Zeke asked about pay for Guber drivers. Someone asked about docking pay from the Sanitation Union, to which Yung Dab promised more police intervention. Vivek asked about allowing felons to work at Gruppe 6 again; Dab asked him to pay the $100,000 expungement fee but gave him $5,000 to get his life back on track. Dab refused to give Justin money. Dominic Rhodes asked about sex work legalization; Yung Dab told him it would lose its edge if it were to happen and advised him not to get caught. An attendee suggested raising the fine for littering with deer heads and rewarding informants; Dab promised to do so and expand the law beyond city limits. A man in a cowboy hat asked about business licenses and expungements. Alaska Jones asked him about new cars to buy. Uriel Whitlock asked about Dab’s history of terrorism. Windsong interrupted and Dab joked at her by taking off his shirt; eventually she revealed adoption fraud and went off on a tangent with Bon Bon. He had them arrested. Someone complained about the unsanitary conditions of the Snr. Buns kitchen; Dab said he would let them continue. Dominic asked about adding speakerphone functions; Dab said he would look into it. Trey Collins asked about the high costs of extra house keys; Dab said he would keep them high. A Snr. Buns worker told him about the decline in demand there; Norman told him to bring back the Friday tradition, and Dab told him he would make convenience stores less convenient to force people back in. There was much back and forth over wages before Dab gave a him a bonus. Muten Roushi asked whether police cadets would get training in law, which Dab confirmed. Chatterbox asked about belief in birds being drones, which Dab said he shared. Yung Dab asked the crowd if they wanted Cletus reinstated as police officer, and they responded in the affirmative; he urged them to petition the LSPD to overturn the suspension and promised to get Brooke Ruth fired.
On February 27, after speaking with some citizens on his attire and especially his shoes, he learned that Captain Brooke Ruth resigned, and Aldo Jackson had taken her position in the interim. He went to the MRPD to continue discussing Cornwood’s murder case with the captains; he successfully lobbied for the newly fired Cletus to get his police job back. He returned to City Hall to converse with Cornwood some more before Larry Knox called him to ask when Gregory would be reinstated in the police. He asked Kian McNulty who would be the best person in the job of police commissioner, noting that every senior officer was on his candidate list. He then had a long conversation with Aziz Sultan about Captain Ruth’s decisions, which Siobhan explained as part of a trend of a chilling effect wherein officers were afraid to do their jobs, and then another long conversation with Gregory over the police turmoil, with a short amount of time with Brick, Swan and Siobhan in between. He got an appointment with Slacks to let Gregory read his apology. After that came another invitation for a police test drive, this time of the interceptor van. He, Siobhan, Brick and Jeffrey spoke at length in a hillside park about his ideal candidates for commissioner and learned Slacks had his differences with the other three captains; the former three did the same with Kian for another hour before heading to the trailer home, and then joked around with Darcy beside her bike, at speed on the highway, before speaking with Benji Ramos over the phone on what he had learned about the police. He had similar long conversations with Dexx Martin, Xavier, Leonardo, and Officer Mateo Radić, before heading into City Hall with Brick, Siobhan and Burt, with some wedding planning with Sunny Brooks in between. 
On February 28, Yung Dab held another town hall, with Turgle, Rohan, Siobhan, and Abilene Contralto assisting. Uriel showed up, as did Sooty Gamwich, Ramee, Lou Bricant, Zaceed and Moose Knuckles. He swiftly ended it to take care of business, promising to hold another one before the tsunami time. Yung Dab and Siobhan went to the Binco store and then Ponsonby’s, and then drove around the island to the oil refinery and the the Apartments trying out fun disguises for the wedding before he sold 150 ammunition cases to Mr. Kebun and disappeared behind a Dumpster beside an empty building. 
On February 29, the day of his public wedding ceremony, he and Siobhan went with Brick to Suburban Outfits, then City Hall, where he met with Anastasia Gatsby, Kit, and Jonathan, and heard Justin complain about Ramee’s legal incompetence. He accepted an invitation to collect secret information from a mysterious voice (Turgle), whom he suspected to be Sooty: if he did not pardon Osvaldo, fatal consequences would ensue. He went to Snr. Buns and spoke with Pyder and Sal for some time, then picked up Luna Ray Sinclair at the MRPD. He took 50 more minutes at Suburn Outfits to choose his wardrobe, during which he learned more about Etta’s embezzlement attempt to improve the police funds, before greeting the attendees at the Playboy Mansion where the wedding ceremony was held. Daphne and Sunny became the planners, Brick was the best man, Chestanisberg, Rohan, Burt, Cletus, and Jamal were his groomsmen, Turgle was the flower girl, Jamal sang the national anthem and rapped “Lockpick”, and Tanner officiated, after a brief hiccup in which Carmella and Paris Argo and their party crashers incapacitated Siobhan when she found them wearing white, devolving into a brawl with the police intervening against them and Turgle hitting a cop. The Pacific Bluffs Country Club became the reception venue; the largest gift was a private jet from James Randal and Osvaldo (Adam promptly destroyed it), and a live dolphin and jet ski from Cletus; while the most numerous gifts were condoms, which they pledged to donate to Planned Parenthood but threw into the ocean. Hubcap Jones provided entertainment, while Dab encouraged a mosh pit to form. Around the same time outside, Carmella lured four police vehicles into a pursuit, while Chang Gang shot Judge Jackson and Dr. Canter, and Captain Slacks failed to respond adequately. Yung Dab and Siobhan spoke about his possible impeachment and Etta’s misdeeds while tooling around the coast on a speedboat before coming back to the party, meeting Rowan Madden and asking for an appointment with Beric Johnson. After a short chat, he and Siobhan went home to retrieve a few things before driving into the city and talking on the phone with Justin. He collected Ruby from the MRPD and asked her about Cornwood’s effects on police morale, and questioned her about how she would feel if she took the police commissioner job. After returning her there, he went to a mountaintop and did the same to Beric. 
On March 1, Yung Dab walked down the street and encountered Osvaldo, Bobby, Luna, Adam and Kirk. He went around town driving Siobhan on her motorcycle, while they discussed the possibility of qualified immunity for the police, the new espresso machine, Siobhan favoring Ruby for commissioner, and Lenny Hawk’s suggestion of betraying the mayor and killing him. After pulling into Mosley’s to get the motorbike repaired, Cornwood called him to discuss the picks of commissioner, whom the Mayor had submitted to the state for consultation. After signing in at City Hall and making small talk with Eyam Job, Burt and Alex Mushkin, he caught Windsong in the act of vandalism while she insulted the Catholic organizational structure. He and Siobhan bemusedly discussed Cornwood’s political views at the clothing store, then talked with Ramee right before and after he shot Pyder in the head at Snr. Buns. After traveling around town on the motorbike and getting into the hospital (and meeting Trevor Drainer), he and Siobhan arrived at the Liquid Library for Adam and Osvaldo’s video game trivia event, but forced a late start due to an impromptu side meeting with Cornwood, Aziz, Xavier and Den Shiesty, before continually getting questions wrong. He then took a long call from Lance Malton about the police’s next chief and their relationship with the City Council, before agreeing to meet with Michael and leaving with Siobhan to an underground fashion show and insult comedy tournament held by the new owner of Wu Chang Records, Party Hardy. He judged the final rounds, but had to escape with Siobhan on their motorbike to City Hall, where they found Vingle Dan waiting. They fled home, but Vingle ran them off the road. A policeman on patrol and Michael helped him resuscitate Siobhan when she was injured in Vingle’s hit and run. After talking with a biker cop, Cornwood and McNulty, he pushed his motorbike to 134 mph on his way to the hospital. He spoke with Mateo Radić and then helped Siobhan recover, pranking some ER attendants and watching Tessa talk to Slacks, before giving his statement to the police. He and Siobhan then went home and briefly listened to Briony Briar’s scavenger hunt business proposal before showing Michael around the trailer home. Yung Dab, Michael, and Siobhan talked about Michael’s new work schedule, the choice of police commissioner (which Dab would reveal to the two in secret), what Michael and Malcolm’s police revenue proposals would have in common (interrupting it with a call to Slacks to ask about the police bank accounts and inform him of Etta’s crime), the forthcoming helicopters, the new ambulances Michael built, his relationship with Jenny, and an update from Mateo on Vingle’s upcoming EGO Act prosecution. Swan, Sammy Mustard, and Briony arrived to from Xavier’s house to give Dab housewarming gifts and celebrate Women’s History Month; when they left, he joked about Jesus and consent before going to sleep. 
On March 2, Yung Dab roamed around the Southside, jumping fences and attempting to pick a police SUV lock before signing in at City Hall and making small talk with Alex Mushkin. After receiving a warning from Sonya Summers, he visited Marty Banks, who attempted to extort him of $100,000 and his cell phones in exchange for important information alleging that Sonya, Jessi and Windsong were plotting a revolution against him. He negotiated the price down to $5,000 and promised to rename Mirror Park after Marty. He then spoke with Mr. Kebun about the upcoming City Council agenda. He then returned home and had a long call with Michael about the same and the recent events. He talked with Siobhan about John Mirror (namesake of Mirror Park) and reviewed Lance’s audit report on the police captains, and then wrote a stop-and-go law and revised the police plan. He talked with John Mirror before meeting with Kayn beside a secluded mansion, where Dab updated him on the federal government’s progress with gun licenses, the sales of Colt M1911s, and the grudges he had with Juno, Etta, Philippa and Malcolm. He told Yeager not to act on them before driving off to Mosley’s to get the SUV repaired. He found Jamal injured from a knife fight in the Sewers and took him to the hospital, promising to admit him to the City Council meeting. Then he got attacked by Vingle in a cop car, flying through the SUV’s windshield onto the sidewalk below an overpass while escaping him; the police found him and had him healed, before catching Vingle. He helped Slacks find a kidnapper on the hospital roof before taking a nap for 90 minutes before the City Council meeting. After holding the meeting, Yung Dab spoke with Jonathan. He then held a long talk with Alan Crane, Etta Hawthorne, and Spanish Justice Minister Arthur Canón. They pledged to work together, though Crane managed to insult Dab over his ego. Dab spent some time wandering around and climbing the surrounding tract homes before running to the MRPD to attend the meeting. He announced Beric Johnson was his choice for the police chief position, and then argued with the police over how the embezzled $300,000 would be returned. Finally he announced the Council’s choice of wardens as Bobby and Carmine. Upon the meeting’s end, he reassured Ruby, but accidentally revealed that he didn’t put much effort into communicating with her; after a brief conversation with Abu Jafar, he and Siobhan drove home.
Town Hall Marathon; Seventh Week (March 4-March 9)
Yung Dab commuted to work and signed in, then conversed with Xavier over gun license prices, Hazel over the Mayor’s leadership and Ruby’s snubbing, and Michael over various administrative matters. He also heard from Siobhan that Mr. Kebun was willing to purchase the trailer home. He got a call from Brick, who was spying undercover, that Vingle had taken Jenny hostage. He, Siobhan, Kian and Michael headed over to a taco shop to pick up Brick and take part in a stakeout of Vingle. After that, he did a safety check on Bodie and resolved his issues with Gregory Johnson, getting Beric to hold a meeting with him as Beric was leading the cops to capture Vingle and his cronies. He found Gringle Dan at City Hall and attempted to drown him in the ocean before taking him back into land and stealing his phone. Dab and Siobhan went to the MRPD to give statements and ran into Vampingle Dan (thinking he was Vingle Dan and causing everyone to panic). He fled to safety, interrupting Xavier’s interview of Jimbo Sutton, and spoke to the latter to see if he was up for doing the job of getting punched in the face to raise money for servicing the police debt, which he refused. They spoke with Tilly Winters and Kit, then he had difficulty removing a phone booth from in front of the police station. After Siobhan gave the police her statement on the day’s events, Dab held the funfair fundraiser there, though he briefly had to duck inside to avoid Vivek. After that, he brainstormed some more fundraiser ideas with Siobhan, Slacks and Cornwood in the same place, including a beach cleanup day, gun training courses and police car and helicopter ridealongs.
On March 5, Yung Dab began drafting his speech for Mr. Kebun’s pardon hearing. He then returned to the trailer house and prepared for the meeting with Mr. Kebun and Siobhan. Dab spoke with Siobhan about conflicts of interest and Jason Polam’s ideas for the crypto market. He also warned the G6 Rangers of Vingle. He visited Philippa at the hospital to get her to heal some bruises, and promised her he would divest from Mr. Kebun’s holdings. Then he signed in at City Hall for a town hall with help from Swan and Siobhan, Swan, Abilene, Orin and Callista, making small talk with Norman Adams and then Larry Knox and Jamal about letting felons and those on probation work at Snr. Buns and the Sanitation Union. He also spoke with Chatterbox about the role of the federal government, with Kirk about cleaning up the building, Cau Mau about public intoxication charges he got at the Leap Day wedding (which Dab would pardon him for) and removing driver’s license points, Lionel about not being able to clock on at work, Trey about putting loopholes in the DRIP Act, and Jamal about new fast food places, legalizing cocaine, cracking down on fentanyl, allowing fights to the death, adding dating apps and adding livestreaming functions to phones, all of which Dab approved of and promised to help out with, though he rejected the proposal to legalize sex work. He promised Lilith that he would pardon her for January 6, add likes to Twatter, and microphones to music events, and fix the news job, Marty that he would add video chat and group chats to the phones, and Uriel that he would consider designating city mascots. He also listened to Greg Letourneau’s desire to reopen Burger Shot, and announced to the crowd that he would introduce 20% discounts on licenses to those who complete a gun safety course and work on allowing live City Council broadcasts. He promised Rohan he would legalize ketamine and killing the Dan Clan. He rejected Glen’s proposal for a chocolate factory and told Carmine he was unable to expand the City Council. He also promised Norman he would implement pilot’s licenses, and heard from Xavier of John Mirror’s death, though would not perform a state-sponsored funeral. After a brief spiel from Bobby but before hearing a pitch for a butcher’s shop from Sakura Haruwho, Yung Dab argued with the crowd over the future name of Mirror Park. He went to the pardon hearing, but only Alan and Philippa were present. Dab delivered a long speech going over the facts of the case, Mr. Kebun nearly cried, and the Council had a lot of doubts, and then Alan convinced everyone to give Mr. Kebun the pardon anyway. He spoke once more to Bobby and Rohan about anime, and confessed to Siobhan that he looked up to Alan before going to bed, pledging to work on ordination with Siobhan later that night. However, when he woke up, Siobhan’s complaints to Maeve O’Hara about Xavier leaving her staff for the police department got in the way. He also helped Maeve work through her feelings on her own job, before heading home with Siobhan.
On March 9, Yung Dab went to Mosley's to meet with Siobhan and Jonathan. They talked about the re-establishment of K-Town at the prison, Gossip Gal recruiting him and Siobhan into their operation, a retrial around an alimony case, Lang Buddha's outbursts on Twitter, and how Siobhan had made peace with Vampingle Dan, as well as her narrow avoidance of felony charges upon taking a plea deal for driving recklessly; he swore revenge on the arresting officer, Declan Crane. After that, they reviewed upcoming legislation by Michael rewarding City Council members for a clean criminal record and increased revenue above a certain amount, as well as legislation redefining crimes against locals. They noted a town hall comment could lead to a possible water usage fee hike, and agreed to lower the adoption fee, as well as implement a crackdown on the cryptocurrency market. He agreed to convert to Mormonism along with Siobhan for a mandatory 30 days, as Lenny had suggested in her bench trial, and gave her permission to perma him if he ever tried to take a second wife. They came home to review business proposals to create Marty's casino, a towing company, a law firm, a food truck and two other firms, for later forwarding to Alan. Finally, they agreed to hold an open house for business proposals to get more licenses through the DOJ. Later that day, he held the seventh legislative meeting of the City Council. After that, he held a town hall in a nearby courtroom, with Siobhan, Michael, Lance, Etta, Crane and Callista assisting. Richard Woytkiw, Lionel, and Tessa asked questions. Bobby Charles asked a question about civilian firearms licenses. Yung Dab announced that he was dealing with a wave of thefts from Ammu-Nation gun crates at the docks, though Captain Slacks informed him the crate thefts had stopped for two weeks. After Dab offered more pay raises to more people, Hector asked a question about gun prices but got sidetracked by a conspiracy theory about state monitoring of blood, and Dab told him he had no control over gun prices. Xavier asked for fishing work, which Dab promised would happen soon. He lackadaisically promised more vegan options, then Mr. Kebun asked Alan to work on making Bobby and Carmine actually do their jobs as wardens. Jacyn Todd asked a question. There was also some discussion of Jamal and Dab featuring on "Lockpick 2". At the midway point, the attendees formed a circle and heard freestyles from Dab and Carmine. Ginger Ale asked about adding new features to GPS displays, and told him about Goofy Ahh Gang for the first time. Finally, he spoke with Dexx about the stock market, with some members of the public about his street cred (whereupon after taking a pop quiz, he got bested by Jonathan), and learned about Siobhan's interactions with Serge Cross and Murphy.
Dan Clan's Revenge; Eighth Week (March 12-17)
On March 10, Dab spent two hours doing administrative work and meeting Siobhan in the courtroom where she had testified as a witness to a kidnapping that occurred at City Hall earlier that night. They discussed Siobhan's paranoia of the Dan Clan and her wanting more fun days with her husband instead of Mayor work. They borrowed Michael's car for a joyride and recklessly evaded the police by hiding out in a sandstorm in Paleto. They did some bike tricks outside their home, then after turning in for the night, several of the Dans including Locingle Dan came and attacked Siobhan, but ended up soldering deer antlers to her head. Dab woke up, Siobhan told him all that had happened, and he did more bike tricks for an hour and talked with Siobhan in bed about Catholic sainthood, how to kill Vingle, her antipathy for Xavier after Xavier moved to the Police Department, and marine exploration.
On March 11, Yung Dab went around City Hall helping some members of the public with clerical work and voting in the Civilian Oversight Board elections, speaking with Siobhan, Etta and Pixie about the latest events and Beric's leadership in the meantime. Upon receiving advance warning from Zaceed, he had Pixie fend a Dan off. Dab, Siobhan, Pixie and Etta then briefly talked about his rap career before Tanner and Fiona Stewart joined to discuss the revival of the Hellsing Unit and he showed them the location of the city library. The four joined them and they spoke about American pop culture, ways of cooking corn, and alcohol before they were besieged by more Dans, including Wartingle Dan, and Dingle Fan, before the police came and arrested most of them. After more talking, Dab drove Siobhan, Tanner, Pixie and Fiona to their home and pondered their lives and whether the Dans were coming. They returned the three to City Hall before calling on Alice Watson and Duncan to help them check for Dans. Dab then relayed intelligence from Wartingle via Matt Rhodes, that the Dans would attempt to hold a blood sacrifice of Siobhan on Friday the 15th at 11 pm PDT.
On March 13, many Shift 3 cops apprehended the Mayor and his wife for misdemeanor charges of resisting arrest, criminal threats, public indecency, misuse of 911, and evading officers. They were thrown into Bolingbroke Penitentiary for some time where they had to continually escape the Dan Clan guards, with Ferst filming them on and off. To deter him from cutting their arms off, they tried not to sue Vingle, before providing a counter-offer of letting Vingle procreate with Turgle. Dab made a deal to get antlers added to his head and have Siobhan drop Vingle's charges in exchange for Vingle agreeing to kill Murphy Braun, before Cornwood subdued Vingle and freed the couple.
On March 14, Yung Dab met with Siobhan and Michael at a safe house next to City Hall, then the three went to the police department to rack up more misdemeanors for the thrill. The trio drove to the harbor to look at the bridges of the area and then to the airport to look at the Sun, before Dab called Ash and invited her to rack them up with him. Dab revealed that he was working on legislation to legalize killing the Dan Clan. He and Siobhan discussed the Star Wars franchise at length, then the three drove around town brainstorming more misdemeanor ideas and discussing recipes. They stopped at Snr. Buns where Dab went on an extended rant to Richard Dark about the police being unwilling to come up with fiscal discipline, then the trio drove around some more, refining the Dan Clan culling legislation and discussing future pardons for Mr. Kebun, work on legislation Siobhan had written to get back at Murphy, and business proposals. After speaking some more with Michael and his friend and dropping them off, they went home and talked about Gandalf for some time before going to bed.
On March 15, Dab visited Siobhan, Turgle, and Jonathan at City Hall and talked about the impending blood ceremony, as well as the SUV's dirtiness, speaking with a man with cross earrings in the meantime. The four went to a gun range to practice marksmanship, and to Mosley's to fix and repaint the SUV, while Dab entertained Jonathan's ideas for BORPA 2, a piece of business practice reform legislation. They holed up in the trailer home as the ceremony time passed, and Dab left an insulting message on Juno's voicemail before speaking at length to Osvaldo about his debts and James Randal's crimes. They ventured out for a security check, realizing they did not know Siobhan's whereabouts, before finding out that she had sawn her antlers off and was standing on the roof of the pharmacy, as the tsunami hit.
On March 16, Dab held the eighth legislative meeting of the City Council. He then spoke at length with Marlo.
===Third month===
New Mayoral Powers; Ninth Week (March 16-23)
On March 16, Yung Dab was sent by drunk Siobhan on a scavenger hunt, and when done, he rode around town with her and Samantha in a stolen car. He then let her drive the mayoral SUV on the Los Santos International Airport runway, and she even did 720° jumps while he napped. They agreed to remove the shared sidepiece list. They spoke about chronic phone overuse issues, Siobhan having the confidence to tell Dab to stop doing something directly (instead of passive-aggressively), and what the future held. Siobhan revealed she wants to do crime with Yung Dab when his mayoral term is up. A couple of Dans including Gringle Dan eavesdropped on them in the meantime, Gringle having given Siobhan a lockpicking kit to be allowed to do so; the Thoroughbreds left for Fort Zancudo to do bike tricks before it could happen. Yung Dab broke Siobhan's motorcycle on the return trip; they tried to sell the bike to tow trucker Natasha for a high markup. They frolicked in a meadow before heading to bed.
On March 18, Yung Dab and Siobhan talked about hospital issues Siobhan was told about (specifically the lack of managers in Shift 3 to evaluate work) decided to go to the hospital to get some inside information. They sat in on a job interview held by Philippa Canter. Afterwards they talked to Canter about specific doctors causing issues. They had the mayoral SUV repainted purple and teal. They did more bike tricks around Sandy Shores but crashed it into a river and had trouble pulling it out. After buying some marijuana from Sonya, Siobhan nearly died from the cuts obtained during the river sojourn. Dab managed to front-flip the motorcycle, however. The mayoral couple went to smoke their weed in front of the MRPD to bait a misdemeanor. They spent most of the rest of the day practicing jumps at the Fort Zancudo airfield so that Siobhan could drive the motorcycle.
On March 21, after briefly crashing into Lang in his Grime truck, Dab reviewed the new changes to his mayoral data interface, and added $400,000 to the city government outlays, mitigating it with cuts to police and Grime pay. He asked Siobhan to start polling people on his performance. He boosted the He then rode along with Ellis Pinzon and Siobhan to Mosley’s to donate an 87-mm turbocharger, then around the city to assist in a police shootout and pursuit of an HVAC thief; they talked about Will Smith’s music, subgenres of rap, Ellis’ intelligence and lack of knowledge of cars, as well as the drastic changes Dab had made to the budget, and how ChatGPT, Lenny and Declan tried to help with Ellis’ wedding vows and police reports.
On March 22, Dab and Siobhan waited for a meeting at the MRPD, before finding out about the boat market, and then asking Swan if they could try out her new sports car, which she nicknamed Luna; Siobhan also told him he would meet her old friend Kyle Pred after the City Council meeting the next day. They went home and discussed Lawrence Splainer’s warnings to Siobhan, Norman Adams saying Siobhan was less extroverted and courageous after she married Dab plus Murphy’s style of lawyering, and planned to put a hit on Juno, scamming Declan out of $50,000 and his car using a maid outfit, and ignoring advice from Michael on how to kill Declan. The discussion turned to the definition of grand larceny. Cornwood, Beric and Claire Everly joined in and changed the topic to police matters.
On March 23, Dab held the ninth City Council meeting. He then spoke with Cornwood about police matters and asked him for the names of police officers who were switching to civilian jobs, before preparing with Siobhan for the meeting with Kyle. He temporarily cut vehicle taxes to 2 percent. On the way over, he met with Marlo and promised to cut Gruppe 6 pay and raise Grime pay by the same amount in exchange for getting Marlo to collect ID cards and make the Grime workers vote for Siobhan in the next mayoral election; he got to collect his paycheck from the Maze Bank and look at Marlo’s loan office in the meantime. After that he drove Siobhan around town in a new sports car they bought from Lionel, the same model as Swan’s, with a 20-minute interruption from Duncan outside the hospital, a short deer-killing sojourn by the crevasses on the Zancudo River falls beside the Great Ocean Highway, and an encounter with Swan outside City Hall, before he went to bed.
Sanitation and Police Troubles; Tenth Week (March 24-30)
On March 24, Yung Dab went to City Hall and called Duncan to rant at him for the police performance quota he introduced at the meeting, which he then changed from 50 to 100, then met up with him while watching a court case. Dab, Michael and Siobhan then drove around town in his new sports car, and he openly contemplated running for re-election. They attended a Shift 3 police meeting, and had to face a chilly reception to the quotas, particularly from Maisy, whom he had learned via Selena Nwachukwu Tuigamala Frost was plotting to force an impeachment on him. After interviewing some sanitation workers about the police’s protection performance, Dab and Siobhan went to a smut reading at the Liquid Library, then spoke with Michael and Sunny in front of the Snr. Buns, then went to the Maze Bank to review his finances before he and Siobhan toured the place where the power grid and oil refinery met, and headed home to sleep.
On March 25, Dab spent two hours with Siobhan and Mr. Kebun at Mickey’s new crime academy. He then went to Mosley’s to get the car repainted and repaired and drove it around, while preparing for a town hall. He then attended a cage fight event at the Liquid Library, speaking with Swan and Chatterbox and taking calls from Beric about the police quotas. He then met with Captain Slacks in the highlands before returning to City Hall to hold the town hall, with help from Siobhan, Turgle, Ursula, Carmine, Duncan, and Vill. After some short verbal sparring with Chatterbox who had asked him for a debt haircut and presented him with a mime’s corpse, he listened to Bobby’s complaints about the police, and licensed Gregory Johnson as a Baptist reverend. He also announced the police quota system to the attendees and spoke to someone in a green shirt about the electric grid and better itemization of utility bills. He promised to fix Archie’s noodle store and Jamie McQueen’s issues with the truck overloading law, and to allow Angus Oblong II to fish and Zaceed Skengerton to be paid more at Snr. Buns. He also promised more meat options to Roman Yovich and a tractor and polling booth curtains to Wendy Thomas. He answered Uriel’s question on who would audit the police’s quota system (Dab himself), Murphy Braun’s question on stall issues and judicial fines, Keshawn Williams’ question on expediting the EMS job application process, Cleo Cloak’s question on reducing sanitation robberies, Audra’s question on trash pickups and Rick Richards’ request for more options at Snr. Buns, as well as fleshing out the law on felony trespassing in the Sewers. He spoke to Ethel Dawkins about enforcing the red light laws, Samantha about police pay, Fly Tyrone about legalizing medicinal moonshine, Swan about the duration of driving infraction warnings, and Ben Yao Min about a concept called No-tax Tuesdays and Giga Tax Thursdays. After that he went home to work on the electricals, consulting with Decker Gahn and Jonathan over the phone. He then spoke with Cornwood, Ellis Pinzon, and Lukas Lavender before speeding off. 
On March 26 Dab went to the hospital for some time, and then to City Hall, then spoke to Anita May on the state of the police department, before driving to meet with some Sanitation Union workers, where he tried to push them into better protecting themselves only to get humiliated and cut their pay in revenge. At City Hall he heard enough foresight from a sanitation worker to change his mind, however, only to announce to Mr. Kebun, Zaceed and Taco Prince in a closed-doors meeting that he would introduce legislation for recycled material price controls, and antagonized Chatterbox and Lang. He then headed out of City Hall with Michael and Siobhan in Michael’s electric car, and toured Dogtown, the new development in Bolingbroke Penitentiary, with Carmine, Bobby, Tanner and Ursula, then spoke with the new Chief of EMS, who disagreed with him on the adoption policy and told him the EMS wouldn’t help guarantee his re-election. He returned to City Hall for more administrative work, including telling Chief Beric to discipline Matt Rhodes for complaining about Dab’s policy. He heard a complaint from Hazel and threatened to take his job, then found out that tow trucker Ophelia Flowers had taken his car from in front of City Hall and went to her employer to release it from impound, returning it to City Hall. Dab talked with Kyle Pred, Burt, and Willy Glory about an assortment of topics before going to Mosley’s to repaint the car black, and taking Matt Rhodes’ espresso machine away under the false pretense of it needing repairs, in addition to promising Slacks he would return a box he stole from the police. Then he heard a business proposal for a new sanitation company from Pudge Atkins while giving him life advice, before heading to bed, then attending the meeting for the Shift 3 police (which mostly consisted of the well-worn “porn parody or actual film” party game), and then after another few hours of sleep, gossiping with Siobhan and Cornwood at his trailer home about Maisy, Crikey Thompson and Orin Daft’s job performance at the police. They drove around town again, briefly meeting the man whom they dropped off the roof of the Apartments and inducted into Catholicism once at the hospital, before going to the MRPD to greet a detainee named Wheeler and inspect the officers’ performance. After greeting Jonathan and grilling some officers on Maisy’s loyalties, he and Siobhan went home. 
On March 27, he announced he was running for re-election. While Mary Domino-Mushkin was believed to be his strongest opponent, the final ballot presented Michael Simone (whom he wanted to continue in the role of Deputy Mayor), Archie, Marlo, Solomon Walker, Doug, and Stanley Miller as his opponents.
Eleventh Week (March 31-April 6)
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Twelfth Week (April 7-13)
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Thirteenth Week (April 14-20)
On April 20, the election results were announced. Yung Dab won 39.48 percent of the vote, with Solomon Walker taking Michael’s role as Deputy Mayor.
The Paleto Conflict
Yung Dab at present is currently balancing three major proposals to deal with the economically depressed town of Paleto in the north of the state. The first proposal was by Kayn, and it was to create a sanctuary modeled after Sanguine Isle. The second was by Cletus Cornwood, and it was to rebrand the buildings and create a semi-autonomous government called Little Texas. The third was by Andi Jones, and it was simply to introduce more businesses there. Yung Dab, by February 24, had crafted a proposal to tone down Cletus’ proposal and limit it to Sandy Shores, giving parts of Paleto to Kayn.
== Political positions==
Yung Dab, who considers himself a “libertarian Catholic” and a “liberal” member of the Republican Party, has promised these actions, segmented by area:
===Taxes===
* Lower sales taxes by 5 percentage points for two months, then raise them. (Note: Not allowed under current law unless the cut is within one-fifth the current rate.)
* Eliminate payroll tax (phrased as “taxes on paychecks”).
===Guns===
*Lower gun license fees and allow guns to be obtained without police approval.
===Entrepreneurship and antitrust===
*Build hierarchies in all parts of society, including by growing the number of city-owned enterprises, and then putting them in the hands of citizen entrepreneurs.
*Consider establishing a city-sponsored loan company for business creation.
*Establish a chamber of commerce to make starting businesses easier.
*Forbid Joseph Arrowhead from towing cars.
*Limit the number of record labels to two.
===Labor and welfare===
*Improve working conditions for all, including police, mechanics, hospital workers, garbage collectors, tow truckers and delivery drivers, with full transparency.
*Ban or strictly regulate unions.
*Double unemployment benefit amounts.
*Curtail incompetence in the restaurant workforce.
===Accountability=== 
*Create a pay-to-enter “town hall” advisory group of 10 citizens, meeting with the mayor twice a day.
===Health and food===
*Add a helicopter and larger vehicles to the paramedics’ fleet.
*Increase the healthcare budget.
*Consider establishing a city-owned medical marijuana supply company, integrated into the hospital system.
*Allow more marijuana dispensaries.
*Create publicly-funded Brazilian butt lift insurance.
*Provide free turtle fin soup.
===Housing, infrastructure, construction and reopenings===
* Provide cheaper housing.
*Renovate the Vinewood Bowl.
*Reopen the Vinewood vault.
*Reopen the Diamond Casino and Resort.
*Place a giant statue of himself atop the sculpture in front of City Hall.
*Restructure the 5G mobile network.
===Transport===
* Oversee Andi Jones’ plan to redevelop the railroads.
*Put an airbag in every car.
*Invert the meanings of traffic signals, with red meaning ‘go’ and green meaning ‘stop’; alternatively, build as many roundabouts as possible.
*Convert all intersections into four-way stops. (Fulfilled)
*Legalize jaywalking. (Fulfilled)
===Law enforcement, immigration and military===
*Bring law and order to the city, starting with asking the police to deputize himself and his security team/private militia MaxSec as members of the force, to defend against insurrections and ensure election security.
*Provide free green cards for all Australians.
*Reallocate police funding from traffic enforcement to actual crimefighting.
*Create a robust fleet repair budget.
*Weaken the Department of Corrections.
*Open up Fort Zancudo for the public to investigate and extract military surplus.
===Child care and parenting=== 
*Ban false, unsupported claims of adoption to crack down on “legal inbreeding”. (Fulfilled)
*Declare all pre-existing adoptive relationships null and void. (Fulfilled)
*Adopt the one-child policy for adoptions. (Fulfilled)
*Drive the fertility rate upward from -2.
*Tax adoptions at $25,000. (Fulfilled)
* Build an orphanage.
===Social and cultural policy===
*End racism once and for all.
*Bring back Prohibition.
*Ban AI art.
*Support journalists and the freedom of the press, and ban all censorship for all people.
*Create the Maximilian Rights to govern civil liberties, given the federal Bill of Rights and Fourteenth Amendment might not apply to the city. (Fulfilled)
*Support women’s rights.
*Ban abortion.
*Legalize polygamy.
*Rename Little Seoul “Little Chinatown”.
*Make Mormonism the official religion.
* Kill all Protestants (Mormons possibly included), and maintain the Catholic population.
*Kill all the elderly (those aged 60 and over, with the exception of those he likes).
*Kill all whales.
*Hold low-priced monster truck rallies for all citizens every Sunday.
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