Under the Influence

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Under the Influence" where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining straight edge and drug songs. They meet an angry mother, interview a strong baby, and fear for their safety. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Dillon and Matt begin the show by announcing their recent award in Austin Chronicle's Best of 2022, where they won "Best Duo." The show is quickly interrupted by two unannounced visitors: Llewellyn Bombs and her son Bryan Bombs. 
Bryan is a 9-month-old baby who has the voice of a 9-year-old and the mind of a 10-year-old due to the use of Baby Protein Shake, a recent product developed by regular guest DJ Penny Lane. Ms. Bombs purchased Baby Protein Shake with a 50% coupon code "DOUBLEHEADS1234PROTEINFOREVER," and came to the studio from Florida to complain about her baby's predicament.
Later in the episode, the studio receives a call from Dan of the Portal People to warn Llewelyn and Bryan about the use of Baby Protein Shake. He is also a user of the shakes, and his age has accelerated at an alarming rate. Dan admits he's only 12 years old, and he is now drinking anti-protein slurries to reverse the process.
Llewelyn becomes increasingly hostile about being compensated for her and Bryan's time on air, but Dillon and Matt don't have payment. In fear of their lives, they flee the studio through a secret exit in the ceiling.
==Featured Characters==
Dillon Minacci
Matt Fox
Llewellyn Bombs
Bryan Bombs
Dan
==Featured Music==
MC Lars - "Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock"
Queens of the Stone Age - "Feel Good Hit of the Summer"
Refused - "New Noise"
Dead Kennedys - "Forest Fire"
7 Seconds - "Clenched Fists, Black Eyes"
NOFX - "Seeing Double at the Triple Rock"
Primus - "Lacquer Head"
The Modern Lovers - "I'm Straight"
Old Crow Medicine Show - " Methamphetamine"