Joey Parmesan

Joey Parmesan is a character played by Mizkif. 
==General Description==
Joey Parmesan was formerly an Officer for the Los Santos Police Department. Noted for his incompetence, edgy humor and quick temper, he was demoted to the Cadet rank due to his inexperience, and later fired due to his inactivity.
==Background Information==
Joey was born in New Jersey in 1995. Little is known about Joey's life, but he has mentioned having a sister and having been divorced two times by the age of 28. Joey mentions never being able to hold down a job for long periods of time and his job as Officer in the Los Santos Police Department is one of the longer ones. In his hometown, Joey used to patrol his home street with a NERF gun for his entire life and always wanted to be a police officer.
However, due to the nature of Joey joking around, it is not always clear what is real and what isn't.
==Arrival in Los Santos==
Joey arrived in Los Santos on December 29, 2023. Joey was confused in the beginning with no idea of where to go or how to talk to people. He seemed to have an anxiety attack every time he talked to others. During his walk to Señor Buns, Joey met Captain Slacks who calmed Joey down. Seeing how much Joey wanted to be a police officer, Captain Slacks took him to the Los Santos Police Department and taught him what it means to be an officer. Joey obtained his badge, uniform and equipment the same day.
==Momentous Dates within the Government==
===Unified Police Department===
Rank 	Insignia	Note 	Note 	Date
Officer	 	Hired to the LSPD; Badge #147	Hired to the LSPD; Badge #147	December 29th, 2023
Cadet 	 	Demoted to Cadet; Badge #847 	Demoted to Cadet; Badge #847 	January 14th, 2024
Cadet 	 	Fired due to Inactivity 	Fired due to Inactivity 	February 13th, 2024