Major Monopoly

== General Information ==
Major Milburn Monopoly was a Major in the 57th Regiment of Foot, and was infamous for constantly seeking glory at the expense of his men. He was often described by his peers as annoying, cowardly and to quote Asgore, "A limp, wet towel of a man." He often was simply scared rather than angry, but when he was he was entirely non-threatening. All these traits in tandem made him a very poor officer, especially by the end of the Reddit War. The only positive relationship he ever had in his sad pathetic life was a mentor relationship with his younger cousin Dick Dastardly.
== Background Information ==
=== Early Life ===
Milburn Monopoly was born September 3rd, 1795 to the very wealthy and influential Monopoly family. Due to his wealth, those around him often called him "Pennybags" as a loving nickname.He was put through schooling and graduated from the University of Cambridge in 1820. Some years later, he was urged by his family to join the Military and in 1823 became an ensign officer. His wealthy and well connected family easily allowed him to become said officer, as well as support him in raising the ranks. He largely managed to avoid combat, although he briefly participated in the First Anglo-Ashatani War in 1831. By 1848, he had become the Major of the 3rd Line company, 57th Regiment of foot.
=== Reddit War ===
During the Reddit War, Major Monopoly was responsible for many blunders, most famously the defeats at the Battle of South Bridge and the Battle of Portsmouth. He also showed clear nepotism, scheming to advance his cousin Dick Dastardly's military career, usually at the expense of the hard working Asgore. Although, these schemes never worked out. He was also outright mutinous towards Colonel Sanders near the end of the Colonel's service, blackmailing him with his family's status and attempting to get the old Colonel killed in Battle. He would eventually desert at the Battle of London, riding away on his horse at the first sight of Reddit cannon fire.
=== Court Martial and Death ===
Directly after the war, Major Monopoly was called for a court martial. He was charged with Insubordination, Desertion, Mutiny, Mishandling of Military funds, Embezzling and 'ungentlemanly behavior, including but not limited to his stench, lack of style in his manner of dress and poor tipping at male strip clubs'. After a long trial, he was charged with all counts and he was charged with death by hanging, a rather lenient method of death to the usual death by firing squad. On December 30th, 1855, Monopoly was hanged at Hounslow Barracks in front of many in the 57th Regiment of foot, including Napoleon Poopshit Bonerfart and Asgore Dreemurr.
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