Valentines Day: How it Should Have Ended

(This was inspired by a video I found. It's the last day of my weekend, so i'm kinda in a rush here.)
* Sandy: Yee-haw! Get along, little shellfish! Gallop, you scallops! [whipping the scallops as she lands in the carnival with the balloon right behind Patrick and letting the scallops go]
* SpongeBob: [smiles, relieved] Yeah! Sandy's here! Woo-hoo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! [jumping up and down pointing behind Patrick]
* Patrick: [ignores SpongeBob] Sure it is.
* SpongeBob: [jumping] I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!
* Patrick: Uh-uh.
* SpongeBob: [desperately] Patrick, just turn around! [Patrick still wouldn't listen. Everyone is yelling at Patrick to turn around, but he doesn't]
* Crowd: Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you!
* Patrick: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?!
* Crowd: Yes! Turn around!
* Patrick: No!
* Crowd: [chanting] Turn around! Turn around!
* Patrick: Nuh-uh! I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention! I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason... ever!
* Sandy: Howdy, Patrick!
* Patrick: [turns around] Hi, Sandy! [notices the chocolate balloon, then is confused and speaks gibberish]
* SpongeBob: Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! [Patrick jumps for joy and jumps on the balloon]
* Patrick: Yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate?
* SpongeBob: Patrick, no! [Patrick bites the balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere. SpongeBob and Patrick are in the mess]
* (Patrick raises his head from the mess.)
* Patrick: Where did the choco go? Spongebob? Where are you?
* (The episode cuts to Spongebob's leg sticking out of the goop. Patrick moves towards him, grabs him by the head, and pulls Spongebob out, who is covered in chocolate.)
* Spongebob: I warned you.
* Patrick: Sorry. Thought it was solid.
* Spongebob: It's alright, this chocolate tastes nice anyway.
* Patrick: It..does?
* Spongebob: Yes! Of course it does!
* Patrick: I love this gift! There's a lot of chocolate!
* Spongebob: You made that. You bit the balloon.
* Patrick: Oh. Uh... Now how are we going to clean this?
* (The episode cuts to the whole carnival covered with chocolate.)
* Spongebob: Oh.
* (Cut back to Spongebob and Patrick.)
* Spongebob: You.. uh.. wanna get McDonalds instead of this?
* Patrick: I guess so.
* (They both walk out of the blob of chocolate, ending the episode.)
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