SuperGranite

SuperGranite is the fourth short of SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki. The short was submitted for the second season of Spin-Off Kings, with the episode's theme being "superhero".
== Transcript ==
(GraniteToast1992 presents a SpongeBob’s NEW Fanon Wiki short for Spin Off Kings...)
(Short begins with SpongeBob waking up)
SpongeBob: Good Morning Bikini Bottom! I have a lot of fun plans for today, but first, I’m going to check on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Discord.
(SpongeBob, known on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki as “FryCookDaBest”, logs onto the wiki’s Discord server where he finds Jasbre awkwardly staring at GraniteToast1992, who's running about in a makeshift costume)
FryCookDaBest: Hello all of you wonderful people! What’s going o-
Granite: (shouting) I’M SUPERGRANITE!!
(FryCookDaBest walks up to Jasbre)
FryCookDaBest: (confused) Jasbre, what’s up with Granite?
Jasbre: He’s acting like a superhero.
FryCookDaBest: Why?
Jasbre: I don’t know.
(Granite, or “SuperGranite”, stops dead in his tracks)
SuperGranite: What?
Jasbre: I said that I don’t know why you’re acting like a superhero.
SuperGranite: Oh yeah, I should explain. Wel, you see…
(Polar runs up to “SuperGranite” in a panic)
Polar: SuperGranite, CrazySponge needs your help!
SuperGranite: Why? What happened?
Polar: Some evil dude kidnapped him!
SuperGranite: Where did he take him?
Polar: (points to a sign in the distance) I think he took him over there!
(We zoom up to the sign, which says “SUPER SECRET EVIL LAIR CHANNEL LOCATED HERE!”, before cutting back to Polar, Jasbre, FryCookDaBest and “SuperGranite”)
SuperGranite: I’ll be there right away!
Jasbre: Wait Granite, are you going to explain why you’re doing this?
SuperGranite: (running to the Super Secret Evil Base) I’ll explain once I save Crazy!
(Cut to the inside of the Super Secret Evil Base just as “SuperGranite” enters)
SuperGranite: Crazy, are you there? Are you alright?
(“SuperGranite” suddenly hears a blood-curdling scream)
SuperGranite: Don’t worry, I’m here to save you!
(“SuperGranite” runs in the direction of the scream, but then he gets struck by a Tranquilizer Dart)
SuperGranite: (drowsy) What the fuuuu- (passes out)
(Cut to “SuperGranite” waking up strapped to a seat)
SuperGranite: W-what H-happened?
(“HouseMan”, the only villain with a house for a head, walks up to “SuperGranite”)
HouseMan: I kidnapped you, that’s what happened!
SuperGranite: (gasps) HOUSEMAN!
HouseMan: Yes, that’s me!
SuperGranite: What did you do to Crazy?
HouseMan: (pointing to a nearby house with two legs under it) Take a look for yourself!
(“SuperGranite looks at the house and realises what “HouseMan” did to CrazySponge...)
SuperGranite: (horrified) What are you going to do to me? Crush me with a house like you did to Crazy?
HouseMan: No, of course not! I’ve got something much worse for you…
(“HouseMan” turns on a large TV, which begins to play “Overnight Success”)
SuperGranite: (screaming in horror) NOOOOOOOOOO!
(Cut to “SuperGranite”, who has reverted back to “Granite”, leaving the base and returning to Jasbre, FryCookDaBest and Polar)
FryCookDaBest: How did it go, SuperGranite?
Granite: (shaken) Don’t call me that...
FryCookDaBest: Why?
Granite: (still shaken) I don’t want to talk about it...
(Short ends)
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