You and I Are So Awfully Different

"You and I Are so Awfully Different", is a song sung by Brian and Stewie during "Road to Europe". It is performed in the streets of Saudi Arabia.
This was also heard during Great for Drama Training
== Lyrics ==
Both: You and I are so awfully diff'rent
too awfully different, to ever be pals
Pinky: Do you want to go first?
Doogie: Yeah, I'll go.
Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Pinky: Oh, you're one to talk.
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Doogie: Oh, one time
Pinky: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Doogie: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Pinky: Oh thanks
Doogie: [as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog] For me to cry on!
Pinky: What?
Doogie: [normal voice] Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
Pinky: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: There's not...a whole lot...that we've got, to agree on
Doogie: 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score
Pinky: And I like that singer who makes me dance in the rain
Doogie: Ricky Martin?
Pinky: Love him.
Both: We're too different to ever be pals
You and I are
Locals: Dododo
Both: so awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: Too awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: to ever be pals
Locals: Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo
Doogie: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Pinky: Oh, very funny.
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Doogie: I bet money, you'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Pinky: Oh a funny joke!
Doogie: I just work with what you give me.
Both: You might think we're in sync
But we sing, as a duo
Doogie: 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Pinky: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Doogie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
Pinky: What? Ego?
Doogie: Never mind
Together: We're too different to ever be pals
Category:Songs