McPumbaa's (fan-fiction)

McPumbaa's is a fan-fiction story written by MarioFan65. The short is about Timon, Pumbaa and their friends running a restaurant in the Jungle Oasis together while trying to get things right. It was released on March 4, 2015‎.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Mody
*Dacey
*Kayla
*Vinnie (minor)
*Kyle (minor)
==Transcript==
(One day at the Hakuna Matata jungle, Timon and Pumbaa relax in their house, bored and nothing to do in the house)
*Timon: Man, i'm bored.
*Pumbaa: What can we do?
*Timon: I don't know, you ask me.
*Pumbaa: Play cards?
*Timon: Nah. Who need cards when you got a bunch of leaves stacking around your table.
*Pumbaa: You got any idea?
*Timon: Like opening up a store?
*Pumbaa: Yeah. A store. I love the sound of this idea.
*Timon: We will open up a restaurant titled "McPumbaa's".
*Pumbaa: Named after me? Alright, i love the name of the restaurant.
*Timon: It'll be a fast-food restaurant. We should get Mody and Dacey to help and open a new restaurant there.
(In Mody and Dacey's Cave, Mody and Dacey are relaxing in the seats)
*Mody: What a beautiful day.
*Dacey: Everything is shining.
*Mody: Ah, Hakuna Matata.
*Dacey: No worries my friends.
(Timon and Pumbaa show up in the cave)
*Timon: Mody.
*Pumbaa: Dacey.
*Mody: What do you have in here?
*Timon: We are planning to make a restaurant called "McPumbaa's".
*Dacey: McPumbaa's? Really? That's the name of the restaurant you're calling?
*Timon: Yes. I need to hire you too to work on the job.
*Mody: Sure, i'll be working on the cashier.
*Timon: Great name for a place. We will get many people and friends there.
*Mody: That's a good plan of yours.
*Dacey: We will get a lot of people!
*Timon: Our restaurant will be a masterpiece.
*Mody: We should get the food going and get some cookin'.
*Pumbaa: And don't forget the grubs.
*Mody: That's right. The grubs is in our list!
*Timon: Yeah.
*Pumbaa: And the drinks?
*Timon: Drinks? What drinks?
*Pumbaa: For people to fill up themselves.
*Timon: Oh. Just water.
*Pumbaa: Anything else?
*Timon: *annoyed* No.
*Pumbaa: Okay.
*Mody: Wait wait wait. We got coconut juice and smoothies.
*Timon: Why go set up some fruits to smash and make yourself a smoothie.
*Pumbaa: We'll do that for the restaurant.
*Mody: Pumbaa is right. We'll set up the restaurant with all the things we need.
*Timon: We're on a go. That's it, time for some construction outside.
*Pumbaa: Yep yep yep.
(Timon, Mody, Dacey and Pumbaa started to construct the place with logs. Moments later, they got the place done and call it "McPumbaa's".)
*Timon: Ta da. The house that Pumbaa build.
*Pumbaa: More like the house that we build.
*Mody: Actually, it's a restaurant we build.
*Dacey: What does a house and a restaurant got to do with building?
*Timon: That how it works my friend.
*Mody: You got me.
*Timon: Let's go find some grubs.
*Pumbaa: Sure you bet.
(Timon, Mody, Dacey and Pumbaa went through the fields to dig for grubs while singing)
*Timon:
Ol' McPumbaa had a farm
Ee i ee i o
*Mody:
There's a grub that squeak
That jump from the lake
Ee i ee i o
*Dacey
With the oink oink there
and a moo moo there
Digga up, digga up, digga up, digga up
*Pumbaa: *eat the grubs* Ol' McPumbaa had a farm. *open his mouth to let the grubs sing*
*Grubs: Ee i ee i o.
(After hunting for grubs. the restaurant is now stacked with grubs with Mody writing on the menu)
*Timon: Oh boy, look what you done to the menu.
*Mody: What did i do wrong?
*Timon: Nothing. It's perfect.
*Mody: Every grub cost a coin.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata my friend.
*Timon: You two are in. We also need one more to work on the job.
*Pumbaa: What's wrong with four?
*Timon: I'm the boss. You guys are working.
*Pumbaa: I thought i'm the boss when the restaurant is named after me.
*Timon: That's different Pumbaa. You're going to cook the grubs, do you hear me?
*Pumbaa: Yes i did.
*Mody: We need to start hiring people.
*Dacey: Are we going to get like many people to work on the meals?
*Timon: Four of you guys are going to work. We need one more left before we can start the job.
*Pumbaa: I get it. Why not get them some interview skills?
*Timon: Good idea. I'm going to test them out on what they're all made of.
*Pumbaa: And what they're made for.
(A lot of meerkats are in line, getting interviewed by Timon)
*Timon: What is your name?
*Sam: Hi, my name is Sam. I would like to be part of the food program.
*Timon: You got any skills?
*Sam: I lift up the rocks and clean my mom's fur on the back.
*Timon: What the? Blah, you're not ready to work yet. Next!
*Sam: What the? I just got here.
*Timon: Too bad Sam. You're early to catch the world and be out there to look for a worm. As long you're me, next!
(Vinnie show up for a interview with Timon)
*Vinnie: Hi, i'm Vinnie. I'm here for the interview.
*Timon: Well hello Vinnie. You got anything like showing your skills and weaknesses?
*Vinnie: I can't cook.
*Timon: What? No kidding. This is a fast-food restaurant. You're suppose to show your cooking skills. What do you do? Bagging?
*Vinnie: I do cashing.
*Timon: You don't grab my coins. Next!
(Kyle is next for a interview for Timon)
*Timon: Kyle my boy, you got anything to show us?
*Kyle: Uh...............
*Timon: Uh.....what? What is what?
*Kyle: Uh.........do you sell worms?
*Timon: Ugh. Come back when you're done practicing. Next!
(After moments of people trying to get hired, the gang failed to hired people for the job)
*Timon: Darn it. No one cared for our restaurant.
*Mody: This is really a mistake.
*Dacey: We're done. We call it a day.
*Pumbaa: Thank you, but no thank you.
*Timon: Guys, you can't quit. We just started this place. I'm going to tear down the place if we don't get any-
*???: *open the door* Hello boys. Is this where i get the interview?
*Timon: Uh?
*???: *whip her hair, surprising Timon*
*Timon: Hello beauty. Are you here for the job?
*???: Yes. The name's Kayla.
*Mody: Kayla?
*Pumbaa: Wow.
*Dacey: She's hot.
*Kayla: Move along boys. I need to talk with this gentleman.
*Timon: Yes. Come right down. To the office.
*Kayla: Thanks a lot.
*Pumbaa: We have a lady in here.
*Mody: Having a lady working is like the best part of work.
*Pumbaa: We get to woo her in the eyes.
*Dacey: Guys, snap out of it. Let her have her moment.
*Pumbaa: Okay.
*Mody: Sorry about that.
(Kayla sit in the office with Timon)
*Timon: So Kayla, why are you happy about working at McPumbaa's?
*Kayla: Every customer need a meal.
*Timon: The customer is always right. Any skills you want to tell me?
*Kayla: I only do cashing.
*Timon: Cashing? Look like i'm going to have to-
*Kayla: I make grub sandwiches for dinner.
*Timon: Good. You're hired.
*Kayla: Sweet.
(Timon and Kayla came to see the gang)
*Timon: Guys, we are a success. We are going to have Kayla working as a cashier.
*Pumbaa: Hooray!
*Mody: Woo hoo.
*Dacey: Noice.
*Timon: Noice? What's noice?
*Dacey: Nice, i mean.
*Timon: Nice. Great.
*Kayla: Your boys better be going to work.
*Timon: That's part of the motto. Alright boys and girl, we're going to work this out and open for business.
*Mody: Time to get to work!
*Pumbaa: Cooking time.
*Kayla: Boys will always be boys.
(Business starts as everyone is in line to get their food)
*Kayla: Hello, welcome to McPumbaa's. What can we order for you?
*Customer #1: I want a Hot tuna frittata.
*Kayla: One Hot tuna frittata coming up.
*Pumbaa: Yes m'lady. *cook the meal*
*Mody: Worms are going great.
*Dacey: Pow pow pow! Pow those bugs out!
*Pumbaa: *finish cooking* Done.
*Kayla: *grab the Hot tuna frittata to the customer* Here you go.
*Customer #1: Thank you very much.
*Kayla: Next. *see the next customer* Oh, hi. What do i do for you?
*Customer #2: I want a spinach armada.
*Kayla: One spinach armada coming off. Don't go too crazy on the leaves.
*Pumbaa: Yes sir! *cook the meal*
*Timon: *in his office, relaxing with a bunch of leaves* Ah, i get to do whatever i want as boss. Easy paycheck.
*Pumbaa: *finish cooking* Ding ding ding.
*Kayla: *grab the spinach armada to the customer* Your meal my friend.
*Customer #2: Thanks a lot.
*Kayla: Next. *see the next customer* Oh, hi. May i help you?
*Customer #3: I want a spoon of ricotta.
*Kayla: Spoon of ricotta please!
*Mody: All done. Just in case everyone want it.
*Kayla: Thank you for cooking fast. *grab a spoon of ricotta to the customer* Here you go.
*Customer #3: Thank you.
*Kayla: Next.
*Customer #4: Oh hi, i would like a wormy piccata.
*Kayla: Wormy piccata.
*Dacey: All set.
*Kayla: *grab the wormy piccata* You're so fast. Here you go.
*Customer #4: Thanks a bunch.
*Kayla: Anyone next in line?
*Customer #5: I want a Kahuna colada.
*Customer #6: A blue enchilada.
*Customer #7: Legumes on a platter.
*Customer #8: Lambada.
*Kayla: We need those meals done!
*Mody: All fresh.
*Dacey: Cooking up.
*Kayla: Don't make the customers hungry like warthogs.
*Pumbaa: I'm on a roll.
*Timon: *in his office, sleeping with the leaves*
*Mody: Done.
*Kayla: Your meals.
*Customers: *eat the meals they order*
*Mody: Yeah heah.
*Dacey: We're on a roll.
*Pumbaa: Rolling dices!
*Kayla: Biscuits and crackers.
*Mody: This is going great. Am i right Timon?
*Timon: *eat the grubs in his office* Crunch and munch.
*Kayla: We're doing great.
*Mody: Eureka.
(After the first day, the gang celebrate by eating grubs with Timon smelling the leaves)
*Pumbaa: Are you going to smell the leaves like that?
*Timon: What? It's none of your business. So what?
*Mody: Why not eat the grubs with us?
*Timon: I love my leaves. It's making me goods for a whole.
*Pumbaa: Do you care about yourself?
*Timon: No. I want to improve the food by adding in special flavor.
*Dacey: What flavor? Grub juice?
*Timon: It's something else.
*Kayla: Don't you think about spreading mud on the food.
*Timon: I got a prep to prepare. *take the yellow flowers and spread the flavors on the grubs* Everyone is going to like this for the next day.
*Pumbaa: I don't think it's a good idea Timon.
*Timon: So what? It's my restaurant. Not yours.
*Kayla: It's ours. We work here.
*Timon: Are you trying to stop me from working? I'm the boss, i'm suppose to give you instructions.
*Mody: Like playing a game?
*Timon: Not like from a game night we had the other day. I'm talking about doing better. Improvements.
*Pumbaa: I cook good.
*Timon: Why not cook better tomorrow. Those special flowers are going to work out great.
*Kayla: I dare you. If this restaurant fails, we're outta here.
*Timon: Meet me by tomorrow morning. Plus de too ya.
(The next day, everyone is ordering their meals and eating the meals with the flowers on it)
*Timon: Flowers make the meal even better.
*Kayla: I thought it kill the smell, but okay.
*Timon: The business is going great.
*Pumbaa: It sure does.
*Mody: Why we need a lot of flowers?
*Timon: That's part of my plan. To make the meal fresh so everyone can come and try out the meals.
*Dacey: I don't think it's a good idea.
*Timon: Just go back to what you're cooking.
*Dacey: Fine.
*Kayla: Better than never.
(A horde of bees fly around the jungle, searching for a smell of yellow flowers in the jungle. Timon is preparing the meal for the customers.)
*Timon: Ah, this grub salad is going to be great. What's that noise?
*Mody: Timon, i don't think it's a good idea.
*Timon: What? I just made the meal for the hungry fellow.
*Mody: Bees!
*Timon: Be a man?
*Mody: No, bees!
*Timon: Oh my god, there's a horde of bees outside.
*Mody: That means.
(The bees cause havoc in the restaurant as the customers run from the bees attacking the meerkats)
*Pumbaa: Ouch ouch ouch. Why is my butt itching?
*Dacey: The bees! They're attacking the restaurant.
*Kayla: Ugh! What's going on with this place?
*Timon: I don't know. I think they all love the food.
*Dacey: The yellow flowers lead to the bees from smelling them. Why did you do this to us?
*Timon: It's not my idea to make the idea up. We made the menu together.
*Pumbaa: What should do we do to get the bees away?
*Timon: Swarm them out!
*Everyone: *use the leaves to swarm the bees out*
*Timon: Get out, get out, get out!
*Mody: Shoot shoot shoot. Don't come back.
*Dacey: Ouch, ooh. My head.
*Kayla: *dodge the bees* They're everywhere like fireflies.
*Timon: It hurts so much like sharp teeth. It's the end of the world!
*Kayla: Why do you always have to act like the world is ending on you.
*Timon: I don't wanna die.
*Kayla: Pumbaa, you got any idea?
*Pumbaa: Uh......i don't know.
*Timon: Eat as much as you can to pass them out.
*Pumbaa: I know. *eat the food from the menu*
*Timon: You eat the bees?
*Pumbaa: Nope. Too spicy. *his stomach is paining* Ooh, i don't feel so good.
*Timon: Use the bathroom, use the bathroom!
*Pumbaa: Everybody get out!
*Mody: Run for your lives!
*Dacey: He's gonna go!
*Pumbaa: I don't do so well in crowds. Even with bee attacks.
*Timon: He's going to pass out.
*Kayla: I knew it was going to happen in a time like this.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna.....Matata! *pass gas out as the bees scam away*
*Timon: Awesome!
*Pumbaa: Shoot. That was close.
*Kayla: Ugh, boys are so smelly like that fat warthog.
*Pumbaa: *hear the sound of cracking* Timon, the sky is falling.
*Timon: The place is about to go downhill. Pumbaa, get out fast while you can.
*Pumbaa: *run out of the restaurant* Outta the way!
(McPumbaa's fall apart from collapsing)
*Timon: The restaurant! No! That was mother's gold. *cries*
*Pumbaa: Timon, what's wrong?
*Timon: The whole place is gone. All broken like pieces of wood. We worked hard on this.
*Mody: Cheer up Timon. We can keep selling grubs without owning a business.
*Timon: The restaurant paid me off for those flowers.
*Dacey: Um, you brought the flowers. The bees ruin it for ya.
*Pumbaa: We can make another one.
*Kayla: Sell the grubs at the village.
*Timon: Sell them at the village. That's it. Kayla, you're a genius.
*Kayla: I told you, my brain is going to help you out on getting you smarter.
*Timon: That's what i need.
(At the Hakuna Village, Timon and the gang sell his grubs to everyone with the gang cooking the grubs on the campfire)
*Timon: Get your grubs my friends. No coins needed. All free.
*Customer #1: Oh boy, i'm going to eat these like crazy.
*Customer #2: I'm hitting the spot.
*Customer #3: Yummy yum.
*Mody: We really work hard on these.
*Dacey: Better than working inside.
*Kayla: You got great food service.
*Timon: I always do and i always will.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata!
*Timon: I'm buggin' it.
*Everyone: *laugh*
(Everyone enjoy their meals for the day at the jungle)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The song "Ol' McPumbaa" from The Lion King's Timon and Pumbaa episode is used in this short.
**Few of the lyrics were changed from the original episode to make them accurate to the main Lion King universe.
*The title is a parody of the American fast food restaurant McDonald's.
Category:Fanfiction
Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65