Lawson's bank blowout

== Cast ==
Lawson and Farmer Cop-Eric
Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy
Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack
Mrs. Lawson-Kimberly
== Plot ==
This is a remake of Fidelity Fiduciary Bank.
== Transcript ==
Mr. Lawson: Erwin, as a punishment for all the bad stuff you did, you're coming with me to the bank!
Lawson: But Dad, I didn't mean to do this!
Mr. Lawson: Too bad! Now come with me!
Later, they're walking outside.
Mr. Lawson: Now remember that a bank is a quiet and decorous place, so we must be on our best behaviour.
Lawson: But I thought it was your bank.
Mr. Lawson: Yes, well, I'm one of the younger officers, so in a sense it is, sort of.
Lawson: But I want to feed the birds!
Mr. Lawson: Waste your money on a lot of ragamuffin birds? Certainly not.
Lawson: But my girlfriend...
Mr. Lawson: I am not interested in what Rachel says! Nor do I wish to keep hearing her name for the remainder of the day. Now come along!
Lawson: But it's my tuppence!
Mr. Lawson: Erwin, I will not permit you to throw your money away! When we get to the bank, I shall show you what may be done with your tuppence. And I think you'll find it extremely interesting.
In the bank...
Gus Griswald: Hello Lawson. What's this all about?
Mr. Lawson: This is my son.
Gus Griswald: Well, so I assumed. Why is he here?
Mr. Lawson: He wishes to open an account.
Gus Griswald: And just how much money do you have, young man?
Lawson: Tuppence. But I want it to feed the birds.
Mr. Lawson: Erwin!
Later, Lieutenant Griswald shows up.
Lieutenant Griswald: So, you have tuppence? May I be permitted to see it?
Lawson: No. I want it to feed the birds!
Lieutenant Griswald: Fiddlesticks, boy! Feed the birds and what have you got? Fat birds!
But if you invest your tuppence
Wisely in the bank
Safe and sound
Soon that tuppence safely invested in the bank
Will compound
And you'll achieve that sense of conquest
As your affluence expands
In the hands of the directors
Who invest as propriety demands
Mr. Lawson: You see Erwin, you'll be part of railways through Africa.
Lieutenant Griswald: Exactly! 
Mr. Lawson: Dams across the Nile
Lieutenant Griswald: The ships. Tell them about the ships.
Mr. Lawson: Fleets of ocean Greyhounds
Lieutenant Griswald: More, tell them more!
Mr. Lawson: Majestic self-amortizing canals
Lieutenant Griswald: Oh, it fires the imagination!
Mr. Lawson: Plantations of ripening tea all from
Bank Directors: Tuppence prudently thriftily, frugally
Invested in the
Lieutenant Griswald: To be specific
Bank Directors: In the Dawes, Tomes Mousley, Grubbs, Fidelity Fiduciary Bank
Lieutenant Griswald: Very well, my boy, give me the money.
Lawson: No, I won't! I want it to feed the birds.
Lieutenant Griswald: Banks!
Mr. Lawson: Yes, sir. Now, Erwin.
When you deposit tuppence in a bank account
Lieutenant Griswald: Go on!
Mr. Lawson: Soon you'll see
Lieutenant Griswald: Tell him more!
Mr. Lawson: That it blooms into credit of a generous amount semi-annually
Bank Directors: And you'll achieve that sense of stature
As your influence expands
To the high financial strata
That established credit now commands
Later on Mr. Lawson, Gus and his dad and the other bank directors try to get Lawson to give up his money until Lawson is cornered near the wall.
Lieutenant Griswald: While stand the banks of England, England stands. Oh, oh, oh, oh! When fall the banks of England, England falls!
Mr. Lawson: You see Erwin. All for the lack of...
Bank Directors: Tuppence patiently, cautiously trustingly invested in the
To be specific in the Dawes, Tomes, Mousley, Grubbs, Fidelity Fiduciary Bank
Lawson: Give it back! Gimme back my money!
Mr. Lawson: Erwin, behave!
Then, Lawson gets in a fight with Lieutenant Griswald much to the shock of all the other bank directors.
Client 1: There's something wrong. The bank won't give someone their money!
Client 2: Well, I'm going to get mine! Come along, young man! I want every penny!
Client 3: And mine, too!
Client 4: And give me mine, too!
Banker: Stop all payments. Stop all payments.
Later, Lawson takes his money back.
Lawson: There we go Lieutenant Grisworm! Now to head home!
Lawson runs away only to be stopped by Farmer Cop.
Farmer Cop: Young boy, you are under arrest for fighting with someone at the bank!
Lawson: But he wouldn't give me my money!
Farmer Cop: Save it! You're going to jail!
In jail...
Mrs. Lawson: Erwin, have you lost your mind! I can't even believe you would disobey your father, fight with Lieutenant Griswald, and get arrested!
Lawson: But Mom, he wouldn't give me my money!
Mrs. Lawson: I don't care! You're grounded until you get out of jail!
Lawson: This whomps. 
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff