Patrick Gets a New Job

Patrick Gets a New Job is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star. 
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab.)
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, can I get a job here?
SpongeBob: Oh, that's not up to me. That's up to Mr. Krabs.
Patrick: Who?
SpongeBob: The red sweaty guy I work for.
Patrick: Oh, right!
(Patrick goes into Mr. Krabs' office.)
Patrick: Hey, red sweaty guy, can I get a job here?
Mr. Krabs: Do you have a resume?
Patrick: No.
Mr. Krabs: Do you have a high school diploma?
Patrick: No.
Mr. Krabs: Do you even have a birth certificate?
Patrick: Birth cirwhatferwhat?
Mr. Krabs: Get out. There's no way in Davy Jones' Locker I'm hiring you.
Patrick: I work cheap.
Mr. Krabs: Welcome aboard!
(What a twist!)
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