Episode 30: Dogs Will Be Acquired

* Travel uneventfully for... two or three? days before reaching Nexus Upsilon. Ander immediately says goodbye and takes off - we never really figure out his deal because Vahlka is a moron and didn't divine sense him.
* Take a look at the notice board in town and see mention of a "physician" who sells potions and item identifying.
* We head to the store and buy some more provisions and ask about the physician. The duergar there recommends we talk to the physician if we want more magical stuff.
* We head to the physician's shop, read her ridiculous door sign and have a brief and very strange conversation with the eccentric woman. We buy several healing potions and inquire if she can cast Greater Restoration to fix Deacon's feeblemindedness. She says she can and asks who will be paying.
* Lucius offers to pay but Mallory refuses him. Vahlka instead offers to pay and she agrees and tells them all to come inside for a moment. Mallory busts out a measuring tape and starts measuring Vahlka's arm and Vahlka is like "...Are you literally charging me an arm and a leg?" and Mallory replies, "Yes. Well.... an arm, maybe an ear?"
* Vahlka politely tells Mallory she cannot have her arms or ears and we start offering her all the decapitated heads in the bag and a couple magic items we had lying around but no dice. The woman wants an arm, preferably a brawny one.
* Alas, armless, we are force to retire to the tavern for the evening. A dwarf named Dak Stumbleflask offers to buy us a round of drinks and food and stares at Vahlka a great deal - says she looks somewhat familiar and pries her surname out of her. Vahlka and he get into a friendly brawl and he lets her win. Vahlka's -1 insight idiot ass doesn't pick up on that. She continues drinking until she's reaaaaalll wasted.
* Barkley rounds up the NPCs and Balefire and puts them all to bed. Tristram drinks herself unconscious. Vahlka carries her up to bed then goes to bed herself - passing out in her armor on the floor.
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