The Grand Wizard

The Grand Wizard is a minor character in Marge And The Funny Whelk. He appears at the very end in a poop of the 1986 television movie The Worst Witch.
==Song==
He is seen singing a song called Anything Can Happen On Halloween during the poop.
===Lyrics===
We'll fuck pumpkins,
Tonight.
Anything can happen on Halloween,
Your sister could turn into a ho.
But on Halloween,
Your balls begin to crawl.
(The song was hastily censored after this line)