Mr. Hands

The original man behind The Enumclaw horse sex case.
He tried to have sex with The Horse and died trying.
==Biography==
He was a Boeing engineer who wanted to have sex with a horse but died in his attempt.
The Horse's Pool Energy was too strong and overpowered him.
Though he did leave his mark as he was the last person to know the whereabouts of The One Piece, and also served as the other genetic half of the magically born centaur child Mr. Legs.
==Appearance==
Grey hair and a moustache.
==Relationships==
===The Horse===
He really wanted to put his penis inside of it.
===Mr. Legs===
His centaur son with the horse.
==Universe==
===Fringe===
When an experiment caused Pool to surge through the local manure plant, many of the local people who had died came back to life for a short period of a few hours at most, though covered in shit.
During this time, Mr. Feet visited him, and they bonded over The Horse.
As a gift, he harnessed his pool energy and forged the Pool Cube, advising Mr. Feet to be careful.
Mr. Feet however unknowingly activated the cube, and in the same moment Pinyan crumbled into a pile of horse shit.
===Changes to appearance===
He appears a little younger and clean shaven, he also wears glasses and is covered head to toe in shit.
==Trivia==
- He is currently the only casualty of The Horse, this is because he is the only person to attempt to be the giver vice the receiver.