Shocksquatch vs Bigfoot

Shocksquatch vs Bigfoot is the second rap battle of Epic Rap Battles: Aliens vs History. It features the Ben 10 alien, Shocksquatch, rapping against the infamous cryptic character, Bigfoot.
==Cast==
Alanomaly as Shocksquatch
The Flatwoods Monster as Bigfoot
==Lyrics==
(Beat)
===Shocksquatch===
Bigfoot? Okay, eh! Ape-shit crazy neanderthal with a taste for Mystery,
Leave him electrocuted to a crisp like Buglizard, in a state of misery!
You better TGIF, cause tomorrow I'll be with the TGI-Saturdays,
I'll master this mic and your footprints like I had a plaster, eh!
Put the "ugh" in "ugly," eh, unrecognizable like my redesign,
Lines as sweet as syrup, eh, the believers will start to decline!
Electricyeti excites the mic when crushing chimps like Skunk Ape,
You're more fearful of me, so I'll leave you running into the tree line, eh!
===Bigfoot===
It’s the cryptic-lyric spitting critter, the elusive musical human gorilla,
Against a cartoon he’s inspired. For pete’s sake, give me a break, will ya?
Serving heat to prepubescent beasts, electric, yet still couldn’t bring the heat,
With a mouth as big as my hooves, you know what they say about the ones with big feet!
Bring the other six electric copies, there’s no topping the best yeti,
Flowing more than Boggy Creek, a river monster stronger than Nessie!
It’ll come as no Shock when I send the news back to your squad:
This washed-up knocked-off got Loch’d, rocked and Sas-squashed!
===Shocksquatch===
This oversized Uncle Larry's bout to get a beat down laid on him,
His loss will give Bob and Roger fame again, the votes'll get swayed on him!
You're a primitive primate, relying on trees. What, are your fighting muscles too sore?
===Rex Salazar===
He's got to do something!
===Shocksquatch===
Yeah? Well, I've never seen these things kill someone before!
You're a mess to the swamp lands, even Methanosians would reject you,
And now we see what would happen at the end of The Legend of Bigfoot 2!
===Bigfoot===
I came expecting a fair fight, this Spidermonkey should start taking flight,
And make like the opening of your show and replace you with Frankenstrike!
Leaving Bigfoot tracks all over the raps of you and your Grandpa Max,
I can hardly peek at’chu, you’re a bumbling over-sized electric rat!
Me vs you? The audience doesn’t consider it much to measure,
Because like your series, they’ll always say the original is always better!
==Poll==
TBA
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