Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 10)

Chapter 10 is the tenth chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Get the Eggs".
==Plot==
(Red's flock hide around the tree to spy on Del and Mar as Blu and Jewel stumble behind them to try getting the eggs on the nest)
*Del: I'll like a piece of fish, if we were to hunt for one.
*Mar: What are you, a stork?
*Del: I'm a peacock, you dork.
*Mar: You're getting on my nerves today, Del. Pay attention!
*Blu: *he and Jewel hide through the rocks to see the eggs* I spy, three shells on the nest made of log sticks. The eggs.
*Jewel: I know the eggs are there. But how are we going to pass behind them?
*Blu: I don't know. I don't wanna get caught like a ninja getting trapped on a dojo.
*Jewel: We can trespass them and bypass them as much we catch the eggs on our feet.
*Blu: Like eagles and skuas? How?
*Jewel: Blu, you used to catch all the fruits and vegetables with your feet for years. Try doing the same when the two are watching.
*Blu: I don't know how. You know what? I'm just gonna throw a tiny little rock to get their attention. Watch. *throw a little rock on the wall*
*Jewel: Blu! *hide with Blu while Del and Mar watches*
*Del: What was that?
*Mar: I don't know. *look at the crack in the wall* It's just a little crack.
*Del: Where did that noise come from?
*Mar: Something bluey is trespassing this way and I hear their voices.
*Blu: Alright, now.
*Jewel: Just like that. *she and Blu try to take the eggs*
*Del: *spot Blu and Jewel* Hey! Who goes into our lair without knocking?
*Jewel: *giggle* No doors. It's just me and the crew going after your tails.
*Mar: We don't know who you are.
*Blu: *laugh nervously* Hello. I know it's a big misunderstanding here. The eggs you took were not yours. It belongs to the red bird with no wings and feet. Also, I'm friends with him.
*Del: You should have been more specific when you are trying to rob a peacock's home with friends! *slap Blu*
*Blu: Gah! Stop it!
*Jewel: Leave my mate alone! The eggs are not yours. It's the friends!
(Red's flock is about to face the peacocks Del and Mar on the tree lair while Blu and Jewel try confronting them in wake of a fierce battle)
*Red: Our friends in trouble. It's time to teach them a fabric favor.
*Chuck: With lessons or two.
*Bomb: It's on the flock.
*Del: When the sky is falling, we got the eggs first. You were too late on the run.
*Blu: We were not there. You know, one of the items falling from the sky were not yours.
*Jewel: And it doesn't have a name on the eggs, or the nest, idiot.
*Mar: How dare you call me idiot after my friend you fierce bird girl!
*Red: *he and the gang show up on the lair* You heard them. Those eggs are mine.
*Luiz: *growls* Someone is messing with the wrong flock, right big guy?
*Terence: *growls* Grrr.....
*Del: Why are you going to rob us when we just rob you earlier?
*Chuck: We just got back from Rio and we need to pick those eggs up before the pigs.
*Bomb: You're not going to eat them all, are you?
*Mar: Yes we are. We're peacocks. We cause crime in the Amazon and will always cause crime in the Amazon of all birds of a feather!
*Hal: Jeez, you're harsh.
*Bubbles: You're mean.
*Stella: And rude. You should be ashamed of yourselves for stealing eggs from other birds.
*Red: It happen with the pigs and now, it happen with you two.
*Blu: Still not cool.
*Del: You know. We always hunt every egg for prey. We steal food from other animals, we steal eggs from other birds, sometimes from reptiles and we steal items from human beings!
*Pedro: Just like the funky monkeys back in our home state.
*Terence: *furious* Mmm...
*Jay: I'm scared.
*Jim: They're gonna eat them all.
*Jake: Red, what do we do?!
*Red: I'll say, you give back our eggs or else! I'll take them back if you don't put your feathers on the shells.
*Luiz: You heard the bird. *growls*
*Del: Nice puppy. Nice little doggy.
*Mar: Okay okay. We'll give you back the eggs.
*Red: Thank you! We were about to get angry.
*Blu: You didn't mean to get angry when you were about to get nervous.
*Matilda: I don't trust these guys, do you Rafael?
*Rafael: I know what they are going to do next.
*Del: *laugh* Do you really think you are going to get away with the eggs? Have it your way at the local Inn! *throw dirt at Red*
*Red: *furious* Ah! Morons!
*Rafael: Dang! We were right.
*Matilda: Tricksters!
*Mar: Fools! You are stomping into the wrong place!
*Blu: My crew, beat them up.
*Chuck: For the Angry Birds! *his group clash with the peacocks*
*Del: *fight the birds* Too high, too slow, too soft.
*Rafael: Take a little hitting! *throw a nut at Del*
*Del: Aw. My beak.
*Terence: Ah! *crash on a log*
*Red: Oh. Terence, you're facing the wrong way.
*Terence: *confused* Huh?
*Mar: You're not going to get away with the eggs, fools. Ha ha ha ha.
*Blu: How about to take a pineapple with you. *drop a pineapple at Del*
*Del: Ah! You made me hit with the pineapple! Idiot!
*Red: Chuck, grab the eggs to safety!
*Chuck: I'll protect them as long I don't trip. *grab the eggs and use his supersonic speed to put them at the ground and show up back* Just right.
*Del: Where are the eggs?!
*Chuck: I put them on the ground so you don't grab them for dinner.
*Mar: Oh, you're taking it too far now, speedy boy.
*Chuck: If you rob us, then we rob you back. *dash by attacking Mar*
*Mar: Oof, ooh, ow. Make it stop!
*Chuck: How do you like that? *knock out Mar*
*Mar: Son of a flock! Stop!
*Red: That's what you get for stealing my eggs.
*Rafael: In your face, weirdo!
*Blu: My least favorite nerd bird. *blow a raspberry*
*Del: You won't get the eggs before me! *try to escape*
*Nico: Not so fast, doofus! *fight Del*
*Del: Stop that, little chick!
*Nico: Who you calling little? *punch Del*
*Del: My beak.
*Pedro: Aw. Did your boo-boo hurt on the beak? Now you feel the pain more! *head bump at Del*
*Del: I had it with you!
*Pedro: Your face going down in history!
*Nico: That's right. Show them what you got Luiz.
*Luiz: *bark at Del* Eat my bone! Arf arf arf!
*Del: You are not funny for a demon beast.
*Luiz: Who are you calling a demon beast, skinny dragon?
*Del: You mock me, then I mock you.
*Matilda: Okay, that's enough. Let's go take the eggs and go home.
*Stella: Boy, we're outta here.
*Blu: Woo hoo. Oh yeah. To the bump. *feel good until King Pig and Nigel's group shows up* Oh mama mia.
*Red: *see the pigs* Oh... sugar bombs.
*Jewel: Everyone look out!
*Bomb: Oh, no!
*Ross: Fire! *he and the pigs shoot cannonballs at the broken logs*
*Nico: Holy cap!
*Pedro: They're back! Again!
*Rafael: How did they follow us all the way to the end?
*Luiz: Maybe you guys came in late before they show up to receive the eggs from the tall birds.
*King Pig: Ah hoy birds! We have made it to the fog to take you all down, for revenge!
*Nigel: All of you people fighting like children. How rude.
*Gabi: The eggs are sitting on the ground for all this time since the fall!
*Red: Chuck, why didn't you hide them on a safe spot before the pigs find out?
*Chuck: There was no way. I don't want them to fall off like what happen with the broken eggs.
*King Pig: You try to mess with the wrong folks. And now, you get some payback, you slowpokes! *he and the pigs throw rocks everywhere*
*Tiago: Pigs!
*Carla: They're back!
*Bia: How did they get to the Amazon?! Were they spying on us the whole time?
*Nigel: That's right! We are always here to crash the party and to ruin a lot of surprises for everyone! *laugh*
*Gabi: Sorry for the spoiler alert. You weren't expecting for us to show up on the scene like a Hollywood movie stealing a show.
*Blu: Aw man. We got a triple threat going on here.
*Del: *get up* No one take the eggs! *hold the eggs*
*Red: Hey! Those are my eggs!
*Mar: Bring it over so we can eat!
*Nigel: Stop right there! Those eggs belong to the pigs!
*Del: Who?
*Mar: Excuse me, cockatoo. Pigs don't lay eggs. Birds and snakes lay eggs.
*Nigel: That is a fact. Hand over the eggs to us so the pigs can eat their lunch properly.
*King Pig: My friends, you finally manage to take down the weirdos. As you please, give us the eggs as your reward.
*Red: Don't listen to them! They're just trying to get your attention to become bad guys!
*Blu: If they listen to the lies, then we're all screwed.
*Nigel: If you please, hand over the eggs, now.
*Del: We got them first. It's no big deal on who you got the eggs first.
*Mar: Yeah. You're wasting out time over there, bro.
*Nigel: You either give us the reward or we'll kill you. Your choice.
*Del: You want to get pass through us? Make us suffer!
*Nigel: That's it. You're not listening. Pigs, get them!
*King Pig: Aye aye, cockatoo.
*Mar: They're after us!
*Foreman Pig: Bash them all! *he, the pigs and the bad guys fight against each other over the eggs*
*Del: The babies!
*Mar: Leave us alone!
*Red: Oh great! Now look what you done?!
*Blu: With a thousand of pigs on the team, there's a whole bunch that we won't even beat them in a hour.
*Rafael: There's a triple treat treaty on the loose! Let's take them all out by one!
*Luiz: Birds of a feather, dog of a fur, it's on the clock! *bark and clash with the pigs*
*Nico: *beat up the pigs* Bing bang! Boom boom boom! Baba bing, baba ba!
*Pedro: Bing bing baba ba! *knock out every pig*
*Red: *grab the eggs* I got the eggs!
*Blu: Hooray! We got them all!
*King Pig: Not the eggs! Red and Blu! You get back here right this instance!
*Gabi: These longneck flamingos aren't going that easy for the eggs.
*Del: Hey! We're peacocks you tree frog! What have gone into you?
*Mal: Are you a whoop in the head or something? Sound like a whooper-snapper on the inside.
*King Pig: Sorry. Didn't see the looks on your face.
*Nigel: You still despise me as those rheas.
*Del: Well, look at the birds taking the eggs away from us.
*King Pig: *see Red and Blu with the eggs* What the ham?!
*Chuck: Ah ha! Got them all on time.
*Bomb: Make a score!
*Red: A score one.
*Blu: And a score two for me!
*Chef Pig: Turn straight to them! *he and the bad guys chase the birds and Luiz*
*Red: Oh sugar booger. Pluck our lives.
*Blu: Now they're teaming up and going after us!
*Stella: Run around the swamp! *she and everyone run around the swamp*
*King Pig: *chase the birds and Luiz* Come on, you're not feasting on some bacon bits. Are you?
*Rafael: Seriously? Why are there so many green pigs that no one would ever walk or move by one round body?
*Hal: They're bodiless, like us!
*Bubbles: I'll take them down! Go!
*Hal: Bubbles, no!
*Bubbles: Don't worry, it will pass! *confront the bad guys*
*Ross: Move away!
*Foreman Pig: Get out of the way!
*Bubbles: *inflate* Oh no, YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME!
*King Pig: Back up!
*Nigel: Idiot! He broke the bridge!
*Del: Here we go again.
*Mar: It's just one of those days.
*Tiago: Yeah!
*Jay: Ah-la-la-la!
*Hal: I got a boomerang shot coming up. *jump and swing to take down the pigs*
*Bomb: Let me take down all the logs. *jump and explode by knocking them all the logs*
*Luiz: We have to go around the swamp and reach ourselves to the very end.
*Blu: We just needed to go home and that's all.
*Matilda: *shoot egg bombs at the pigs* Eat your heart out, Bad Piggies!
*Minion Pig #1: Egg bombs!
*Minion Pig #2: We're gonna be stuffed and roasted!
*Chef Pig: He he he, a frying pan will help take this white bird down. *use a frying pan to spin at the egg bomb and hit at Matilda*
*Red: Matilda, no!
*Matilda: *crash on the log* Ow. My head hurts.
*Chuck: Matilda, no!
*Bomb: Are you okay?
*Luiz: Ouch! That hurt!
*Nico: Dang. How could these nasty little creeps ever do this to one of our friends.
*Pedro: Have they lost their minds?
*King Pig: Ha ha ha ha ha. So long, Matilda. You were a nice bird, not! *laugh*
*Nigel: Good riddance. Now we need to take down all the Angry Birds next after what happen in the fire of the fortress.
*Gabi: Hope that history won't repeat itself after the battle of Rio.
*Del: *he and Mar fly over to the birds and Luiz* Okay birds, hand over the eggs to the King Pig.
*Red: Never! You see here. One of your enemies hurt our friends.
*Stella: How rude you are.
*Mar: Aw. Is she hurt? Does she need the doctor or nurse?
*Del: You eat too much junk food and you let the doctor come to show how much you are not eating apples for a day!
*Terence: *growls* Grr...
*Luiz: Get out of our lawn!
*Rafael: You need to go. I'm warning you.
*Mar. Don't make me fall for a number two.
*Bomb: To take a dump? Never gonna happen unless you pee on number one.
*Bubbles: Friends, no! *try to get off the logs* Come on. Get me out of this thing.
*Foreman Pig: Hey look, the fatty is trying to get out. And now it's on his pond. *laugh with everyone*
*Chef Pig: So funny, very iconic.
*Ross: A new record on the comedy of laugher!
*Bubbles: Those pigs. I'm not smiling! It's an anger frown, it's an anger face! *deflate and crash through the logs*
*Del: *laugh* Sorry folks. You lose a friend, you hand over the eggs.
*Mar: One, two, three.
*Red: *see Bubbles deflating all over the swamp* Wait 'til you see a load of this.
*Del: What load of this? A bucket of gas.
*Mar: *see Bubbles deflating towards him and Del* Oh, my, flock. Oh, snap! *he and Del get hurt by Bubbles and crash all the way to the mud* Curse you!
*Del: *he and Mar crash into the mud* Oh bummer. I'm covered in mud.
*Mar: *disgusted by the mud* This is the worst day ever of my life!
*Red: Yes! You took all the peacocks down. Thanks Bubbles.
*Bubbles: Did I do good? What happen?
*Bomb: Yes! We finally beat the enemies we wanted to beat!
*Jay: That's for stealing our eggs since the fall.
*King Pig: For crying out loud, you are not getting away with the eggs! *see the broken logs breaking apart* Oh bacon.
*Nigel: That's it. I'm doing it myself. *fly against the birds*
*Red: Nigel is coming toward us! Run to the end!
*Chuck: Out of the way, folks! *he and everyone run except Stella by watching over Matilda*
*Stella: Don't worry Matilda. I got you covered.
*Matilda: Thanks Stella.
*King Pig: Pigs, make me a bridge and let us chase the birds with Nigel! *make the pigs make a bridge to the logs as his job chase after the birds when the logs are falling*
*Blu: We gotta get outta here to safety!
*Jewel: We could have take the eggs when flying and escape earlier.
*Nico: It's no party and samba. We need to find a quick shortcut to reach back to the tribe.
*Pedro: Hey, where's Stella and Matilda?
*Chuck: Oh no, oh no. Don't tell us that we left the ladies behind.
*Jewel: We can't turn back if all the logs are falling through the water.
*Luiz: Let me deal with this cockatoo this personally. *try to bark at Nigel*
*Nigel: *pass Luiz* Too weak.
*Luiz: Hey, come on. I was doing my doggy bark.
*Hal: He's gaining on us again.
*Bubbles: My hair feathers can't see a thing!
*Blu: *see a dead end* Oh man. A dead end. What do we do?
*Red: We swim like ducks and otters.
*Blu: No! Birds can't swim! Penguins can! Beavers too!
*Chuck: If birds can't swim, how are we going to swim?
*Jay: Call an orca?
*Nico: Orcas don't live in the Amazon! They live in the ocean!
*Pedro: There's no time to waste! We have to think smart before we fly!
*Blu: *think* Hey, I got it. Just like at the old house. *chant* Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. *speeds up to get off the logs* Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag, and weight! *he and the flock except Red's flock fly off the logs* Yes! It worked!
*Red: Dude! What about us?!
*Chuck: It stinks that we can't fly.
*Bomb: Time to see our fates in the end of the road.
*Blu: Don't worry guys, we're picking you up.
*Jewel: Turn to the point on where they are.
*Rafael: Hurry before Nigel catch them.
*Jay: Nigel's coming. We need to jump.
*Terence: *block the birds while confronting Nigel* Grr!
*Jay: No need to jump.
*Nigel: Who's the big guard? Trying to trespass on my feathers? I don't think so. Fins up!
*Red: Blu!
*Chuck: Help us!
*Tiago: Tiago's to the rescue! *head bump at Nigel*
*Nigel: *crash on the logs* No! You fools! *about to fall to the water* No, no, no! *fall to the water*
*Bubbles: Bubble yeah!
*Hal: Smooth, diving and fantastic.
*Tiago: I'm super like Blu.
*Blu: On the road again!
*Jewel: Hold your claws! *she and everyone hold on to Red's flock*
*Chuck: Yeah baby. Woo!
*King Pig: Curse you all birds! You will pay!
*Red: See you later, suckers!
*Bomb: See ya when we get home. *blow a raspberry at the pigs*
*Foreman Pig: Morons.
*Ross: Stop at the dead end! *he and the pigs stop at the dead end*
*King Pig: Now what?
*Gabi: *see all the logs falling to the water* Oh snap.
*King Pig: Here comes the pain, for nothing! *he and everyone fall off the logs to the water*
*Stella: *see the logs falling apart* Matilda, now that the birds escaped and the birds fall off, I'm going to blow you a bubble to get you out to safety.
*Matilda: *get up* Not anymore.
*Stella: You're okay. No need for medical attention.
*Matilda: Just look!
*Stella: *see Red and Blu's flock flying to them* Cheese and sprinkles.
*Blu: Hold on ladies!
*Red: Do not fall! *he and everyone hold on to Stella and Matilda as they escape the foggy area*
*Stella: Yeah! We're now out of the swamp!
*Matilda: I'm feeling better and we're outta the fog!
*Luiz: *run to chase the birds while barking* We did it! We saved the eggs!
*Blu: Never knew the day that we saved the day.
*Jewel: You got the eggs back for good. Well done.
*Red: Perfect timing to claim back the eggs from the creeps.
*Chuck: We got it all!
*Nico: Ah ha. No more peacock and pig going after the eggs.
*Pedro: It's a wish come true to get those eggs back before the madness.
*Rafael: Plus-de-too-ya, to all the birds of a feather.
*Luiz: And dog of a fur!
*Blu: Dog of a fur, I like it!
*Hal: We'll be home to celebrate with the tribe.
*Bubbles: Whoop! There it is.
*Jewel: Forget the swamp, we got a tribe to shine.
*Rafael: And it's not foggy as the swamp.
*Tiago: Is the tribe always protected as a private community?
*Jewel: It always have been.
*Blu: Our tribe is the best tribe on the roots! Born with heart and blood to refill our destiny!
*Chuck: Time to head back to the tribe, y'all!
(As Red and Blu's flock with Luiz lead the way back to the Spix's Macaw tribe, the pigs and Nigel are left out on the foggy area as King Pig get up with his team, growling and disappointed after failing to claim the eggs)
*King Pig: *spit out a tooth* Birds, they made me notorious.
*Foreman Pig: What happen here?
*Ross: We're covered with mud.
*Chef Pig: And dirt with dirty water! We smell like stinky socks here.
*Gabi: *call for Nigel* Nigel, oh Nigel. Where did you go?!
*Nigel: *pop out of the water and land on King Pig's crown* The water! I really hate it! Now I look even worse!
*King Pig: Heya fella. Didn't see you there.
*Nigel: Don't call me fella, king!
*King Pig: Man, you got some serious issues there. I still owe and rule loyalty to all the pigs in the world.
*Foreman Pig: I can't believe we lost the eggs again.
*Chef Pig: Now we're gonna starve forever and ever.
*Ross: What are we going to eat beside the eggs? Garbage food?
*King Pig: No. I'm guessing we will never find and eat the eggs for eternity.
*Nigel: You fool! You have one job and you failed!
*Gabi: We were rooting for you. What kind of king you are?
*King Pig: I was a coward, a fool and a dummy. I'm picky and greedy like all of my ancestors who were kings in the past, and my relatives and children. I'll never be a true king as this King Mudbeard who was my father.
*Nigel: The heck with the pretty birds, the heck with the monkeys, the heck with the peacocks and the heck with the Angry Birds! Shame on you and your royalty.
*Gabi: We used to work with a anteater, but he turned his back on us and join Blu and all of his fanny friends at the macaw tribe.
*King Pig: I should dethrone my role and part ways with all of you guys. I can't get the job right like my brother and sister.
*Nigel: How many times you are going to give up as king? You cannot quit yet!
*Gabi: Get back on track and show your family who you are.
*Foreman Pig: You can never give up on royalty.
*Chef Pig: You can kiss these birds goodbye like kissing the chef on a perfect recipe!
*Ross: Make your fans and idols proud. I know you got heart inside.
*King Pig: Oh forget it. In your dreams, I will not give up on royalty yet! *make everyone cheer*
*Nigel: That's a pretty pig right here.
*Gabi: And a pretty frog, like me.
*Foreman Pig: You know when to not quit.
*Chef Pig: You're going to make a nice recipe for a chef!
*Ross: All hail to the king!
*King Pig: Ha ha ha. Get off the water and let's go plan our conquest!
*Foreman Pig: Sure thing, King.
*Chef Pig: Make me a cherry bomb!
*Ross: We're gonna soon rule the Amazon.
*Nigel: *fly* Any day now King. You're gonna start planning on stealing all the eggs from the birds!
*Gabi: All the pigs won't be able to starve over one berry now.
*King Pig: *he and everyone get off the water* I'm just getting started for a new jump start. We will be discussing more when we return home to the fortress. *laugh*
(Back at the Spix's Macaw Tribe, Red and Blu's flock with Luiz have returned to the tribe as Eduardo and the others are concerned where the gang have went all along as they realize they got three eggs on their side)
*Red: We're back once again!
*Blu: Home sweet Amazon, for real.
*Luiz: It's good when we go home to bring back our beloved ones.
*Eduardo: You're all back. What happen?
*Mimi: I bet storing all these items to the rightful spot took very long for you.
*Jewel: It was all another story. One of our friends got their eggs stolen earlier during their time here as we went all the way to the fog to take down these thieves.
*Nico: Those peacocks were fierce as lightning.
*Pedro: They were rude as those monkeys back home!
*Blu: At least, we manage to get the eggs back.
*Chuck: They're all on our heads.
*Bomb: I hope we don't drop them when we land on the safe spot.
*Eduardo: So you took a ride all the way to the fog to get back the eggs from these thieves. Did you?
*Blue Sentry: Are they related to the loggers that try to burn our forest weeks ago?
*Blu: No. They were peacocks.
*Rafael: Mean, sneaky, lying peacocks.
*Luiz: We manage to scare them away like the rats on the ground.
*Blu: My son is the hero for beating Nigel off the logs!
*Tiago: One day, I'm gonna be a brave bird like my daddy.
*Blu: One day Tiago. You're getting there before mating season.
*Tiago: I'm gonna find a mate to love when I grow up before the mating season.
*Eduardo: You did what you did and achieve that goal on getting the eggs back.
*Red: It was all a mission to get back the eggs that was stolen since the fall.
*Mimi: Splendid! You guys are wonderful!
*Stella: Last one standing must have been a bad piggy.
*Jay: Yo, those eggs really hit the charm.
*Jim: Cool.
*Jake: And wowzers.
*Roberto: Welcome back, as always.
*Old Bird: Wise guys, eh? Always brave enough to hit the goal.
*Mimi: Who own the eggs? Any one of you guys?
*Red: They're our eggs. Glad we got them back to safety so we can return home soon by the use of the chips.
*Blu: You keep them safe and steady from those pigs if they come near our home.
*Red: I hope none of the eggs didn't leave a little crack on the outside if it weren't for the fall.
*Chuck: It look perfect to me. It's not a big problem.
*Nico: Uh! Yeah! No predator is gonna eat our eggs for lunch.
*Pedro: Serve them right on how to not mess with our friends' eggs.
*Red: It's never angry than ever.
*Rafael: But we got it all right on time.
*Luiz: The egg is right.
*Tiago: Like the price and sale.
*Carla: Going cool.
*Bia: And extraordinary.
*Eduardo: So the biggest mission you just complete was getting the eggs back from the thieves.
*Red: Yep. What a good recap you guys did.
*Blu: With one quick mission complete, there are no more missions to accomplish for now.
*Chuck: It's all clear now.
*Roberto: Say. These guys rescue the eggs from the thieves. What do you want us to do, Eduardo?
*Eduardo: I'll say, we're gonna celebrate! *make everyone cheer* Yeah! To all the birds of a feather, my friends and family did something heroic.
*Jewel: What heroic thing we just did is beating the peacocks and pigs out of the way.
*Nico: Don't forget Nigel and that dart frog girl.
*Pedro: *hit Nico* We don't talk about them.
*Nico: Excuse me.
*Blu: We're gonna rock this Amazon like a forest.
*Red: Oh yeah. Let's do this for realsies!
(A party is held for Red and Blu's flock as the tribe is reported to the park with a celebration at the soccer field with statues of Red and Blu's flock, made of wood are moving through the feathers as the birds and animals celebrate with a jiggle-flute remix of the Angry Birds theme playing as Red and Blu's flock looked in annoyance in much of what they are not expecting from the party)
*Roberto: Yeah! Kick it like it's 2011!
*Mimi: I'm getting the jiggles here!
*Eduardo: Pop, pop, pop. Come and dance, kiddos!
*Red: What is this?
*Blu: Um, this isn't what we're expecting, but a looney celebration with weird music? Call it a riff.
*Jewel: This isn't what we expected on our minds.
*Nico: You call it a celebration? Lame.
*Pedro: That's it. I'm making my own music here to pump it up.
*Rafael: Go ahead and perform that song of yours like you did in the train.
*Pedro: Okay. We're gonna go dropping this time.
*Nico: Don't even sing the aggressive song like you did back at the train!
*Chuck: Sing something else!
*Pedro: Okay, okay. I learned my lesson. I'll sing something cool, fashion and classic. *clears throat* Attention everyone at the Amazon! We got a song to perform for the birds! We got our friends' eggs back and are you ready to rock and roll?! *make everyone cheers*
*Bomb: I know we're ready to rock.
*Pedro: Okay, let's get it on! *make a sound*
*Stella: It's showtime.
*Nico: Yo! Nico and Pedro, king of Samba in the house.
*Pedro: Are you ready to rock and roll like a carnival lover? *make everyone cheer*
*Nico: Then we got a song to perform on a high basic level.
*Pedro: It's mega-starter time! *make a sound and sing* Party birds in the house, the Amazon got a prime to shine.
*Nico: Our friends have a long day that went out of the box.
*Pedro: And got their eggs stolen at first. When the peacocks came and took it all, we manage to beat them like a show.
*Nico: We got a show-off and take them down and got the eggs to safety without any cracks or falls.
*Pedro: *hold one of the eggs* Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Blu: What a show.
*Red: And that's more like it!
*Rafael: A show we wanted to dance.
*Jewel: And a show that wanted to entertain like old school music.
*Hal: Feeling smooth on the outside.
*Bubbles: Show them what you got, music gang.
*Terence: *laugh* Heh, heh, heh.
*Pedro: *he and Nico slide through the trees with a lot of birds while flying through the pond and river*
I got a bunch of party people
Learning how to swim and dive
Their mamas and papas taught to them to fly
And give them a new wing like a eagle
*Nico: *swing through the roots*
But that's not all on a single basic
Like living the life on a beach in Rio
We're party people and not party losers
Got a new dig in Amazon and got my cap back after the first visit
*Roberto: *act like a DJ and mix the soundboard*
Then I say welcome back, you return after a long time
Like you never been to this place for so many years
You missed the cool parts like sliding through the logs and swinging with the monkeys
As well kicking the mangoes and eating all the grapes in a cup
*Nico: *fly in loop-de-loop with Pedro* Got a new dig.
*Pedro: Got a new swag.
*Nico: Got a new song that rock the jungle.
*Pedro: It's always a jungle out there in the wild and we got a new song to tune it up.
*Nico: *hold the eggs by juggling it* Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Eduardo: You call me pop-pop, and grab the eggs!
*Mimi: I'll give you some hugs and kisses like a chick.
*Red: And all these eggs belong in the nest.
*Chuck: So they don't run off like what the pigs did in the past.
*Tiago: *hold a phone* Got me a phone.
*Jay: *he and his brother stand together to try doing the dab*Got me a dab.
*Stella: *blow bubbles* Got me a stick that blow a lot of bubbles.
*Matilda: And teach anger management class all week long to teach the birds how to control their anger. *show her serious face*
*Nico: *show up with the birds at the party* Okay party people! I know you're all having a good time now!
*Pedro: We're gonna call out your names while you sing along!
*Roberto: I know we're all ready for this.
*Blu: You know I am.
*Jewel: This is our jig.
*Nico: All righty then! *sing* And now you sing along like eating a Crunch bar like a Tootsie Roll.
*Red: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Red!
*Chuck: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go Chuck!
*Bomb: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Bomb!
*Jay, Jim and Jake: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go Blues!
*Matilda: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Matilda!
*Terence: *growls* Mmm.
*Pedro: Go Terence! I know you don't like to sing!
*Hal: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Hal!
*Bubbles: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go Bubbles!
*Stella: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Stella!
*Blu: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go Blu!
*Jewel: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Jewel!
*Tiago, Carla and Bia: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go kids!
*Rafael: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Nico: Go Rafael!
*Luiz: Whoomp! There It Is!
*Pedro: Go Luiz!
*Nico: *slide through a log*
All the party people in the world
Got the best attention in the show
*Pedro: *stand on a log*
We be kicking like a Tootsie Roll
And got ourselves a nice slushie with a strawberry roll! *make everyone cheers*
*Roberto: Yeah! *press the button for party sounds* Birdstyle!
*Peri: Worldstar!
*Old Bird: World stunt, what?
*Eduardo: Bravo! Bravo! What a show you all kicked off!
*Mimi: We really enjoy it as much as the Amazon Untamed.
*Red: Unbelievable. This is like one of the best concerts I've seen.
*Blu: Home to harmony, the eggs have returned from its natural spot.
*Chuck: Happy world.
*Bomb: With a safe tribe in need.
*Jewel: It's like I really miss this place so much ever since I left. Now that I'm back here, it's good to hang out with the gang of the fanny pack.
*Tiago: Yep yep yep.
*Jay: Very cool.
*Eduardo: Thank you for everyone for coming and tuning in for the celebration. We really love you guys so much.
*Roberto: Making all the peace since the tribe is formed.
*Blu: Peace.
*Red: And love.
*Rafael: Time to chill at the trees.
(After the party at the park, Red and Blu's flock with everyone returned to the trees in the Spix's Macaw Tribe as the gang chill in the tree branches by eating lots of fruits with Luiz climbing to catch up with the birds)
*Red: Man, it feels good to get back the eggs from these peacocks. Look like our work here is done and we'll be ready to go home soon.
*Blu: You really like being in the Amazon, right?
*Red: Of course. It got waterfalls, lots of fruits, passion, love and caring for all the people in the tribe. No one can really get angry over a stolen egg. Am I right?
*Chuck: We are also given lots of fruits to eat.
*Jay: Fruits!
*Jim: Eat up. *he and the kids eat the fruits*
*Jake: Yummy.
*Tiago: I got a apple slice!
*Bomb: Oh come on. We were about to eat these.
*Carla: You're too late on the snack, Bomb!
*Bomb: You just ate them all! How dare you!
*Bia: You couldn't lay a feather on the grape.
*Bomb: I don't have feathers or fins.
*Luiz: I have paws and I grab things. *hold a seed* See?
*Jewel: So guys. You got a bucket list to make before you all return to your homes?
*Red: I'm not sure how to set up a bucket list. Also, we're not dying.
*Hal: How are we going to get home if we got sucked out of our home after a fight in the castle?
*Bubbles: If we got kicked out of our home, does that mean we're stuck in the Amazon for the rest of our lives?
*Red: Nah. We're not going to be stuck here for the rest of our lives. I know we can figure out a way to get home by warping from one world to another.
*Rafael: We watch a lot of science fiction movies at Blu's old home and we heard of the concept of warping from one place to another.
*Red: Oh really. You know how?
*Rafael: Unfortunately, we can't. We birds don't know how to build.
*Red: What? Then who is a genius on building portals like the pigs?
*Nico: The human scientists have the skills to make these type of machines to warp from one place to another, not us.
*Pedro: We're animals, and birds. We're suppose to live in the wild and act like we're enjoying some mother nature.
*Stella: *see a cricket making a sound* Very funny. We birds have the knowledge to build something like how many slingshots we have build to fight against the pigs.
*Matilda: All this sling shooting never get old.
*Red: You said, you used to live with a human that you were raised and love the most, right?
*Blu: Oh yeah. Linda! She's the owner of my heart. Ever since she became famous, she started talking to ornithologist, scientists and activists all over the world. She also met Tulio in whom she falls in love with, and my Jewel in which the medical center have kept for years.
*Jewel: We didn't get along at first since we were escaping, got locked in chains and fly free on the journey.
*Rafael: They're my boy and girl. Right here. On this moment.
*Red: Ugh. You guys promise you were going to make something to get us back home. *resign* Never mind. We'll talk later.
*Blu: Okay. Is that enough you can speak, but not asking something you wanted for the return of the eggs?
*Red: I can ask for something if you can give me a nut to crack.
*Blu: Whoa whoa whoa, hold it! Don't say that.
*Red: What? What did I say? I didn't swear out a word.
*Blu: Don't say that. I know nothing about nuts. But Jewel can explain more than me. Go ahead Jewel.
*Jewel: One of our items we used to collect was a Brazil nut. One of us have the rights to get the nuts. Unfortunately, our rivals, the red macaws, compete in war for the nuts and lost that bid of a war to claim the rights. We are not allowed to get the nuts anymore since we lost from the red macaws over the rights.
*Blu: It's all my fault and I blew it for everyone else.
*Rafael: Come on Blu. Everyone make mistakes. The first time you fall in love with Jewel, you weren't getting along.
*Red: So you guys are not allowed to collect the nuts from the red macaws anymore?
*Jewel: It's true. We were forced to stop getting the nuts whoever own them now.
*Nico: You guys lost. They own the nuts.
*Pedro: Dang, that harsh and stinks at the same time. We could have made our own nuts from scratch, like breaking peanut shells to eat a peanut like a pistachio.
*Chuck: Rules are rules. You can't break them to prevent getting a copyright strike.
*Hal: That's nuts. The red macaws won and got the rights to all the nuts in the rainforest.
*Bubbles: No more breaking nuts and no more peanuts.
*Luiz: That's so messed up. That's like when all the dogs are banned to go to various places except for service dogs. I'm not a service dog and I can't do nothing about it.
*Red: What if we like steal one like we did to the peacocks on getting the eggs back?
*Blu: Whoa, hey. That's stealing. We can't steal nuts from our neighbors.
*Jewel: You can't steal. They own the nuts now. We can't do anything about it, but to peel off skins of fruits.
*Bomb: You're gonna get caught. We warned you.
*Red: No way we would get caught. Me and Blu would try to take one and hide it to prevent anyone from looking at the nut.
*Blu: Why would to take a nut out of a neighbor's tribe? It happen with the eggs already.
*Red: The peacocks took the eggs and it was different. We'll take a nut out of the red macaws' tribe and take it home without anyone finding out.
*Blu: Can I trust you on this one?
*Red: I don't know. You tell me.
*Stella: You guys don't have to do this.
*Matilda: Stealing is illegal. It could get you to serious trouble.
*Rafael: Bro, you don't have to take a nut while we go get something else to crack like a coconut.
*Red: No worries. Me and Blu got this.
*Blu: *hold on Red* We'll gonna try to take one and bring it home for some cutting test. *fly*
*Jewel: I don't believe you.
*Chuck: You guys are crazy!
*Nico: Dang, you're loco. You know that?
*Pedro: They're gonna be hunted. Look out!
*Luiz: Please don't do this. Whatever you listen, do not go near close to our rivals.
*Red: We'll be sad. Do not panic.
*Blu: We gotta make it quick cause, the red macaws are moving one place to another. Ciao! *he and Red fly off*
*Jewel: Blu!
*Stella: Oh Red. What are they doing this time?
*Hal: The chief of the tribe is not gonna like this one.
*Bubbles: They'll be dead meat in five minutes.
(Red and Blu fly through the Amazon Rainforest while searching for the Brazil nut to prevent getting caught by red macaws)
*Red: Woo! We're looking for the nut!
*Blu: It's a Brazilian nut and not a peanut.
*Red: Not even peanut butter can spread it.
*Blu: I wonder where the Brazil nut could be hiding in one of the trees.
*Red: There it is! Right there on this spot.
*Blu: What? Where? A tomato?
*Red: No silly. I spot it in my own eyes and I spy something brown. *see a kiwi* Nope. *see the monkeys holding the bananas* No. Not that one. *see a pineapple on a nest* Nah. *see a nut on a tree branch* There!
*Blu: All righty. The Brazilian nut all the birds of a feather loves with a burning passion. *drop Red on the tree branch as he land on it*
*Red: It's not just all the birds that love it. The blue and red macaws are obsessed with it.
*Blu: *realize he forgot something* Aw man. I forgot to pick up a spork!
*Red: What spork?
*Blu: You know. A spoon and fork mixed together as a spork. I use a spork to cut on fruits, vegetables and things. And I don't have enough space to carry on my feathers and bag. Eh, we'll just use our beaks to take the nut out before getting caught.
*Red: Why use beaks to take out a nut?
*Blu: You know. It's real easy. We do the same to eggs and fruits as well. Let me just take the nut out with my mouth. *use his beak to try taking out the nut* Come on. Push some pressure.
*Red: It's not gonna work bro. Let's go back, take a spork and return to the spot where we left no.
*Blu: No. We're gonna forget and have a hard time finding it.
*Red: The roots on the nut is giving you a hard time on taking the nut out. *see a red feather* What the?
*Blu: I'm doing my job, okay? Now be patient.
*Red: I hate wasting time. *bite off the root on the nut* There.
*Blu: *grab the nut* Yes! Woo hoo! I finally got it. Say thank you.
*Red: Thank you.
*Blu: Such a pleasure helping out by saying you're welcome. *see the red macaws flying* Huh? Who's there?
*Tito: Intruder!
*Cesar: They got the nut!
*Antonio: Breaking the laws of taking a nut away from us!
*Mario: Don't let them grab it.
*Blu: Uh oh. We're busted.
*Red: I told you we were going to get caught by those red macaws as Jewel said.
*Blu: She's right all along. We were ten seconds late before the encounter.
*Felipe: *land on the tree branch with his tribe* Well, well, well. What do we have here? We meet again, Blu.
*Blu: Hi, um. We meet again, Felipe.
*Red: What do you punks want?
*Tito: What the? What kind of strange bird is that?
*Cesar: It look like a ball.
*Red: I'm no ball. I'm round and I'm a bird!
*Antonio: Are you suppose to look like that?
*Red: I am born bodiless along with my friends. Also, we're not originally from here.
*Mario: How did you manage to fly and reach all the way to take our nuts away? *laugh with everyone*
*Blu: Come on guys. We made a promise. We don't steal people nuts anymore. See. We're taking care of them so no one can lay an eye on them.
*Felipe: Ever since we won the Pit of Doom, we got the rights to the nuts and no other bird is allowed to get our nuts anymore since all the tribes of the rainforest have to follow our rules and obey our orders before something falls to the wrong side. What you did here is wrong and trying to steal a nut away from us. Don't make me peel a tail feather off your tail.
*Red: You wanna get through us? Huh? Is that all you got? There, you can have the nut back and we're outta here! *take Blu's nut and throw it at Felipe*
*Felipe: Aw, come on.
*Blu: Hey, stop. Now you're gonna make us fight in a war on a stadium. This is so much wrong on many levels.
*Red: I'll see how he suffers.
*Felipe: Oh, is this the thanks I get from getting hit by a nut? You asked for it. Now we're gonna fight in a war in the Pit of Doom.
*Red: Pit of What?
*Blu: I hate being right and now, we have to go through this all over again. This is all my fault.
*Red: It's your fault too! Why couldn't you swallow it in the first place?
*Blu: I'll choke to death if I swallow one.
*Felipe: I guess old Eddie's rules still don't apply to everyone. You really blew it for yourself. *laugh with his tribe*
*Red: It was an accident, I swear.
*Blu: Stop being mean. Let's get outta here before we got shot by spears.
*Felipe: It was no accident and it was no apology. Your friend hit us with the nut first. You guys seem like nice birds, but this means war!
*Red: Oh brother. What are we going to do about these guys.
*Blu: *snickers* Oh man, oh crud, oh no! Not again.
*Tito: You're dead meat.
*Cesar: Stuffed crust.
*Antonio: Roasted!
*Mario: And fried chicken.
*Red: Where do you want us to fight? In the pits?
*Felipe: That's right! The Pit of Doom! High noon. Oh, I'll make some room. Sweep you up like a broom. Let's go scarlet macaws! We got a game to compete! *laugh and fly off with his tribe*
*Red: So is it me or is it the two of us fighting in the pit?
*Blu: I gotta help to stop this, but we have a tribe to bring in and fight for the nuts.
(As the Red Macaw tribe is off for the Pit of Doom, Red and Blu returned to the Spix's Macaw tribe to warn everyone about a match in the Pit of Doom)
*Red: Guys, guys, guys!
*Stella: You're back!
*Jewel: What did you really do this time?
*Blu: The good thing, we didn't steal a nut. The bad news is, we encounter some red macaws on the way.
*Eduardo: You saw some red macaws?! How!
*Mimi: This is ridiculous. You're trespassing their tribe just to take a nut?
*Roberto: Stealing is against the law now. Since we lost the rights to the nuts, whoever take the nuts will be put to court.
*Blu: I thought we made a agreement with the tribe. We were called upon the Pit of Doom for war.
*Eduardo: For WHAT?!
*Chuck: We're going on war?
*Bomb: In the Pit of Doom?
*Jay: Are we doomed to be scared for a pit?
*Eduardo: How dare you?! You bring this bad news upon us! Now you're making us fight in the Pit of Doom because of you two!
*Jewel: I told you, you shouldn't steal a nut on the way!
*Blu: I'm sorry. It's just an accident.
*Nico: Dang bro. You're nuts.
*Pedro: We're really have to do this again, huh?
*Rafael: We didn't watch the game the first time. Now it's the first time watching the game.
*Luiz: We have a bad feeling about this.
*Matilda: What did the red macaws say to go?
*Red: To the Pit of Doom. You know, a place full of pits, falls and traps.
*Roberto: A stadium you mean. And you have to cause trouble to earn our attention, didn't you? *fly to call over the tribe* Pit of Doom! We got a war to compete. Let's go!
*Eduardo: Report to the Pit of Doom, all of you!
*Blu: This could be our last straw. If we lose again, we will have to move our tribe somewhere else.
*Red: What do people do in the Pit of Doom? Clash?
*Blu: I'll show you when we get there.
*Eva: You better not make the whole team fail, or else!
*Blu: *gulp* Got it.
*Red: Come on. There's no time to waste on the shift. *he and everyone left to fly to the Pit of Doom*
(Back at Rio in one of the scientists' houses, the scientists are sitting together in the sofa while serving some chips in much of their disappointment after the crash in the lab earlier)
*Scientist #1: Man, are we ever going to find a new job around Brazil?
*Scientist #2: We're still scientists. But the problem is, our lab blown up with few portals and twists.
*Scientist #3: We never expect to be robbed by a bunch of green bodiless pigs and they took one of our birds away from us.
*Scientist #4: Not just one cockatoo, a tree frog. Included.
*Scientist #5: All the birds in the testing lab flee away when the lab bombed and we got nothing else to work in the science industry.
*Scientist #6: We need to call how Linda's doing cause, we don't know what's going on around the wildlife. *call Linda on the phone* Hello? Linda? Can I help you?
*Linda: *riding in the road with Tulio and Fernando while calling the scientist* Oh, hey there. How's the guys doing?
*Scientist #6: We're just taking a break. Ever since the lab blew up, we got no job to work at and the construction guys are suppose to come to fix the lab, but they haven't even show up yet.
*Linda: *still calling* Oh. I'm sorry. We're still on a road trip right now. We got nothing else to spend on. We'll talk more when we return from our road trip.
*Scientist #6: You're on a road trip?!
*Linda: *still calling* Yeah. With all my people on the road. We'll discuss more about the birds later on while I need to focus more on driving. See ya in a bit. *stop calling*
*Tulio: *with Linda* I felt bad when the research lab blow up by a portal test.
*Fernando: *with Linda and Tulio* This is pretty much the reason why the pigs and birds somehow showed up on nowhere.
*Linda: *driving* The news we're just talking about it. The Amazon. Rio. Anywhere. We don't know where these birds are up to, but we hope they'll stay safe to prevent getting eaten by predators. We'll see how this goes during our trip to the Amazon.
*Scientist #6: *stop calling on the phone* We got bad feelings about where the pigs and cockatoo with the tree frog are headed to.
TO BE CONTINUED
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