Zhan Tiri's Therapist

Zhan Tiri's Therapist is the 16th episode of Stuck With the Millers.
Next episode: Quadruple the Trouble
== Synopsis: ==
Lizzie decides to become Zhan Tiri's therapist after hearing about her tragic backstory, to David and Greg's chagrin.
== Character Appearances: ==
* Lizzie 
* Zhan Tiri
* David
* Greg 
* Brittany 
* Lincoln 
* Clyde
* Chandler 
* Cody
* Landon
* Jenni 
* Varian 
* Cassandra 
== Transcript: ==
On a spring day, Lizzie was reading her psychology book when Brittany came in.
Brittany: Lizzie, you wanna know something...interesting?
Lizzie: What?
Brittany: I just got back from the library and read this unreal history book…
Lizzie: And?
Brittany: Looks like someone ELSE could be beneficial for therapy!
Lizzie looked shocked.
Lizzie: Really?! Who?!
Brittany: Zhan Tiri! Apparently she’s been abandoned by her parents AND abused by her ex-husband. THAT would explain why she’s so evil.
Lizzie: But she started the coronavirus! And infected Robert! We can’t trust her!
Brittany: That’s true. But she MAY change for the better with your therapy sessions. I’ve noticed your little friend, Landon’s been less obnoxious when he’s come over a few times…
Lizzie: You’re RIGHT! My psychology knowledge could really rub off on that demon! I gotta go to 1502 and straighten her out now!
Lizzie left.
Brittany: Glad I could help…
~ ~ ~
Lizzie rushed into David and Greg’s room.
David and Greg were doing a science experiment.
Lizzie: David! Greg! I need your help!
David: Yes? Greg and I were trying to recreate Varian’s amber substance…
Lizzie: Can you take me to 1502?
Greg: Why?
Lizzie: I need to have a word with Zhan Tiri.
David and Greg looked shocked.
David: ZHAN TIRI?!
Greg: No way!
Lizzie: Oh, please? She’s had a really tragic life!
David: I don’t care! That demon’s better off dead!
Greg: Or at the very least, tortured to the extent as she tortures others!
Lizzie: Oh come on! You know, you could see Varian and Cassandra again…
David: Good idea… Varian and Cassandra DID say they’re going on a date to celebrate their engagement.
Greg: And YOU could stall Zhan Tiri to make sure she doesn’t ruin it for them!
Lizzie: Deal!
Greg turned on his wrist-watch.
A portal came and sucked in David, Greg, and Lizzie.
~ ~ ~
They arrived in 1502 right by the castle.
David: Okay, now to find Varian and Cassandra…
David and Greg kept walking, and then bumped into Zhan Tiri.
David: Zhan Tiri?!
Greg: Where are Varian and Cassandra?
Zhan Tiri: Some place where you’ll NEVER find them!
Greg: Your Great Tree lair...right?
Zhan Tiri rolled her eyes.
Zhan Tiri: Yes. But don’t bother rescuing them! They’ll be destroyed!
David and Greg didn’t listen as they already were headed to Zhan Tiri’s Great Tree lair.
Zhan Tiri noticed Lizzie.
Zhan Tiri: And what do YOU want?
Lizzie: Come with me back home and join my therapy club. It’ll be beneficial!
Zhan Tiri: No way!
Lizzie: Oh, come on! Please! You have a lot of anger bottled inside of you...that you decide to let out on everyone around you.
Zhan Tiri: REALLY?!
Lizzie: Come on! It’ll be good for you!
Zhan Tiri sighed.
Zhan Tiri: Fine. But I better get back to tormenting Varian and Cassandra within an hour.
Lizzie: Deal...but being in this therapy club will totally transform you!
Zhan Tiri: I doubt it!
Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers.
Both her and Lizzie were flashed out.
~ ~ ~
Lizzie and Zhan Tiri arrived at the therapy club at Royal Woods Middle School.
Lizzie: THIS is my therapy club! Where dreams can come true!
Lincoln: Hey, Lizzie. Who’s this?
Lizzie: This? This?
Zhan Tiri: I’M Zhan Tiri! Who are you pathetic children?
Lincoln: I’m Lincoln…
Clyde: And I’m Clyde.
Chandler: The name’s Chandler.
Cody: And I’m Cody.
Landon: And my name’s Landon.
Jenni: And I’m Jenni - Lizzie’s BEST friend!
Lizzie: Yes! Each of my friends have made such improvements!
Zhan Tiri: That so?
Lincoln: Why, sure! My sisters no longer intimidate me like they did before… Well… Except for Lori, Lola, and Lisa sometimes…
Clyde: AND I can manage when Dr. Lopez is on a vacation without going ballistic.
Chandler: And I’ve learned to be a nicer person. Yeah. I used to take advantage of people for free food…
Cody: And Lizzie helped me understand that people with autism aren’t freaky or weird! Just different...in a good way!
Landon: Well, Lizzie didn’t do anything different with me… I’M already flawless!
Lizzie: Landon, we still need to work on your attitude a little.
Jenni: Well, without Lizzie, I never would’ve had friends!
Zhan Tiri: Isn’t that just too sweet! You all are doomed and all of Royal Woods will be nothing but...dust!
The rest of Lizzie’s therapy group looked terrified.
Lizzie: And that’s Zhan Tiri! Because of her being abandoned by her parents and abused by her ex-husband, she’s become this big ray of hate! But I believe she can change for the better!
Zhan Tiri laughed rather psychotically.
Zhan Tiri: You DO?! Well, you and your nerdy little therapy squad, Lizzie, is doomed.
Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers.
Everyone all vanished.
Zhan Tiri laughed maniacally.
Zhan Tiri: Now back to Corona to fulfill MY dreams!
Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers again as she vanished.
~ ~ ~
Lizzie and the therapy club found themselves tied up in the Great Tree near Corona.
Lincoln: Where ARE we?
Landon: Who cares? Lizzie, tell your purple friend to get a life!
Lizzie: She HAS a life, Landon… An evil one. But she has a life. AND she’s not even my friend.
Clyde: Who is she, then?
Cody: I want my mommy!
Cody began crying.
Chandler: Lizzie, please think of something to get us out of here. My dad hates when I’m late to help him clean the sewage plant!
Jenni: And I need to get back home to help Darcy with her spelling homework.
Lizzie: I’ll think of something...but it’ll be difficult…
A familiar voice echoed from the corner.
Voice: Who said it would be difficult?
Lizzie and the therapy club turned around to see Varian and Cassandra.
Cassandra: It’d only be difficult if Zhan Tiri made it so.
Varian: I have some potions that will set us free.
Varian threw down a potion with his one good hand.
The potion created a ripple in the lair.
Varian, Cassandra, Lizzie, and the therapy club were set free.
Lincoln: HOW?!
Varian: Alchemy! That’s how!
Lizzie: AND my brothers are probably looking for us! We should find them!
Cassandra: I’m shocked they hadn’t come yet and saved us!
Lizzie: Well… I think they might be a little occupied with Zhan Tiri…
~ ~ ~
Varian, Cassandra, Lizzie, and the therapy club found David and Greg confronting Zhan Tiri.
David: Trapping my sister and her friends in the Great Tree was going WAY too far!
Greg: I hate to say, you don’t deserve any help!
David: YOU’RE better off killed, or abducted, or tortured like you love doing to everyone else!
Zhan Tiri: You don’t mean that! You’ll BOTH pay! Everyone has been ganging up on me my whole life!
Lizzie turned to Zhan Tiri.
Lizzie: Maybe that’s cause you deserve it… I’m sorry, I thought I could change you. That was a mistake!
Lincoln: I’ve never been more traumatized in my life!
Clyde: Same! My dads are probably worried sick!
Chandler: And my dad!
Cody: And my mom!
Landon: My folks, too.
Jenni: I know Darcy probably is.
David: So, if you don’t mind, Greg, Lizzie, and I will head home and take Lizzie’s therapy group to their homes too!
Greg: You, Zhan Tiri, are bad news!
David turned on his wrist-watch.
A portal came and sucked up David, Greg, Lizzie, and the therapy group.
Zhan Tiri: Maybe Lizzie ISN’T the problem here…
Cassandra and Varian eyed Zhan Tiri suspiciously.
Cassandra: What do you mean, SHE isn’t the problem?!
Varian: She never was the problem! YOU were!
Zhan Tiri burst into tears.
Zhan Tiri: I know!!
Zhan Tiri flashed out.
Cassandra: Well, that was incredibly strange.
~ ~ ~
After the therapy group went back to their homes safely, Lizzie was sitting at her desk looking through her therapy group notes back at the Miller home.
Lizzie: Where did I go SO wrong with Zhan Tiri?! I really thought she’d change!
David and Greg overheard and went in.
David: You REALLY thought an evil demon girl could change for the better?
Greg: She’s TERRIBLE...and she doesn’t even care! In fact, she flat out ENJOYS the pain she causes!
David: Now if you’ll excuse us, we gotta help Robert and Riley prepare the sushi for dinner.
David and Greg left.
Zhan Tiri flashed into Lizzie’s room.
Lizzie: Zhan Tiri?!
Zhan Tiri: I...apo...logize!
Lizzie: What?
Zhan Tiri: I’m SORRY, okay?! Geezz...that’s strange for me to even say!
Lizzie: Ooookay…
Zhan Tiri: Maybe you were right!
Lizzie: Me?!
Zhan Tiri: You’re right! I am TERRIBLE!
Lizzie: Yes! You really are! You never seem to understand that you’ve hurt a lot of people.
Zhan Tiri: Oh. I do.
Lizzie: And?
Zhan Tiri: I really DO intend to get my revenge on everyone that walked all over me!
Lizzie: But that’s the thing! You don’t HAVE to! Let me help you! You can really change!
Zhan Tiri: That’s ANOTHER thing! People throughout my life wanted me to change…
Zhan Tiri began crying.
Zhan Tiri: My parents. Their pathetic friend, Chad - who even wanted me DEAD! And then Jorgen. And then Demanitus! The only one who never wanted me to CHANGE was Anti-Jorgen! But he was a total weakling, it’s impossible to take him seriously!
Lizzie: Okay, then.
Zhan Tiri: Maybe I WANT to be dangerous and destroy the world! Maybe I want to destroy everyone’s happiness!
Lizzie: But you don’t have to!
Zhan Tiri: You’re right! I don’t HAVE to! I WANT to!
Zhan Tiri laughed evilly and flashed out.
Lizzie: Ohhhh no… What just happened?
Lizzie sighed.
Lizzie: I guess not EVERYONE is meant to change.
~ ~ ~
Back in 1502, Zhan Tiri snuck up on Varian and Cassandra.
Varian: Zhan Tiri?!
Cassandra: Stay back!
Zhan Tiri: Oh, you WON’T push me around anymore!
Varian: What?
Zhan Tiri: You two will be my eternal prisoners…
Zhan Tiri snapped her fingers.
Varian and Cassandra vanished.
Zhan Tiri: It really IS good to be me!
Zhan Tiri laughed evilly and flashed out.
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