IPhone

The iPhone is a phone that was invented by Steve Jobs in 2003. It was actually invented by some smart guy a long time ago, but Steve Jobs used a time machine to steal it and present it as the iPhone. Though the technology was that of the Ancient Geeks, Steve Jobs only wanted money. All of the stupid people went out and fell for Jobs' trick. The iPhone was the most successful product of Apple until the iPhone 2 came out.
The iPhone is capable of doing everything people wanted from a phone way back in 2003. It could call people. In addition, it could also play fancy music and even send text messages even though it had no screen. The iPhone is still popular in places where they do not know they made more iPhones.
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