Weegee Cable

Weegee Cable is a television service that is provided by Weegee. It provides cable for Hyrule, Africa, the Middle East, and the Weegee Empire. It is known for its heavy bias towards Weegee and his allies.
Weegee Cable was created after the citizens of the State of Weegee complained that they didn't get any television out there. Weegee responded by summoning his greatest technical agents, politicians, and spies. They created Weegee Cable, a television broadcasting system specifically made to rip off Squadala Cable, the prime TV service of the Squadala Empire.
Not many people like Weegee Cable, but guys with Magnums "took care of" everyone who complained. Their only competitor is Billy Mays Satellite.
==Channels==
There are four main government channels:
*Weegee Channel - A channel where all of the shows are about Weegee and Fakegees
*Weegee News - A channel that tells things as if Weegee, Malleo, etc. are the greatest people in the UnOmniverse
*Weegee Kids - A channel for brainwashing children
*Weegee Military History - A channel about the Weegee Army and how awesome it is
There are also some other channels provided by other companies:
*LBC (Lolcat Broadcasting Company)
*LBC News 24
*Billy Mays 24/7
*Obey Weegee 24/7
*LBC Kids
*Mahzii Propaganda 24/7
==Source==
Every channel and stuff runs through the Weegee Cable Cable that goes from the headquarters on Kittehlandia to every house and apartment. Sometimes people like to be evil, especially in Wee-eew, and cut the cable and lotsa people lose their TV. Squadala Man took care of this by setting up lotsa guards with magnums around the cable.
==Cost==
Weegee Cable costs 0 UnDollars every month. Before the Weegee Army took over, it was 100 Squadollars (1 Squadollar = 1 UnDollar).
==Funding==
Weegee Cable is funded by a counterfeiting operation that produces fake Hyrulian Rupee, Bowser Buck, and Ducky Dollar banknotes to destroy the economy of Weegee's enemy countries. We say "operation" but it's actually Weegee hiring kids to draw fake currency on paper and cut it out. They do have security guards to stop Pedo Bear attacks, so that's something going for them.
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