Fandemonium/Eps.37

This episode of Fandemonium is being written by (creator of the YoshiEgg (series) and the Archipeligo (series)) and . It contains slight language and violence. You have been warned...
LAST TIME ON FANDEMONIUM...
Dramatic violence took place and the producers promoted ML. (Oddly enough...)
Later...
ML: Well, everybody, not to brag, but I got promoted!!! (Dances around)
Steel: (B**chslaps ML) Get ahold of yourself, man...
ML: Yeah. I'm OK.
Clyde: I'm not...
Henry: Me neither...
Bloop: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm just fine! Apparently, the memory-wipe thing was just temporary, so YoshiEgg got his memory back and now he's all mutey again!
YE: (Smiles) Yup!!
Clyde: (Whispering to Henry) I think we should stick together for these next few challenges. We witnessed some bloody crazy stuff back there...
Henry: (Whispering to Clyde) I'm with ya' all the way. I've had military experience before, and this'll be the best way...
ML: And now that all this dramatic violence is over, we can get back to the REAL show! Your challenge today is...
Steel: ...To find the golden duck!!
All Challengers: Golden Duck?!
Steel: Yes! The golden duck! Because the producers gave ML his big promotion, we've gotten this HUGE budget, giving us the ability to buy really expensive and material things!
ML: Now, the duck is hidden in the Fandemo Woods. You have to go through the woods and find each hint, which is on a piece of paper. You have to find as many hints as you can so that you can find the duck more easily.
Steel: You'll get to pick your own teams of two, this time. So, choose up!
Clyde: You and me, Henry.
Henry: Yeah.
Pashie: Pesh, I choose you!!
Pesh: Pika, Pikapesh!
Pashie: ...What...?
Pesh: You didn't get the Pokemon reference, there?
Pashie: (Shakes head)
Pesh: Nevermind...
Tulip: Let's team up, YE!
YE: (Gives a happy "Yup!")
Heart: Let's get together, baby...
PKB: O-OK...
Bloop: Vulcan, wanna' team up?
Vulcan: (Slashes wings in excitement)
McBoo: Nightwolf, you and me. Let's get rollin'.
Nightwolf: Yeah! Let's get that duck!
McBoo: (Laughs)
Nightwolf: What?! It's the challenge!!
ML: Well, looks like the only one left is Fire Master...
Fire Master: I hate you all...
ML: ...So, I guess you'll be teaming up with Steel...
Steel: Woah, woah, woah!! Hold up!! Why do I always have to compete in these challenges?! I signed up to be a host, not a dead man - I mean competitor!!
ML: Sorry, Steel. That's just the way it's gotta' be...
Steel: NO! Y'know what? NO!! YOU are doing this challenge!!
ML: No!!! I'm a producer, Steel! I could have you fired for...
(Steel pushes ML into Fire Master and everybody leaves)
In the Fandemo Woods...
Heart: Wanna' make out?
PKB: (Lightly pushes Heart away) I would, baby, but we've gotta' win a challenge for once. Making out can wait.
(They both pause and look at each other for about 10 seconds, then start laughing really hard)
PKB: (Laughing) Hahahahaahahahaahaah!!! NOT making out during a challenge!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Heart: (Also laughing) Haahahahahaahahaah!!! You're funny, babe! Haha!! C'mere...
(PKB and Heart go into a hollow part of a nearby tree and start making out)
Where YE and Tulip are...
Tulip: Alright, babe, time to find that golden duck!
YE: Yup!
(Tulip & YE run through the woods until stumbling upon an envelope nailed to a tree)
YE: (Picks the note up)
Tulip: (Reading it aloud) The duck lies in the muck.
Tulip: Oh! They must mean that the duck is in the old marsh! C'mon!
(The two run to the old marsh)
Tulip: I, uh, don't see anything... except lots of mud.
(YE turns and wades into the marsh.)
YE: Yup!
(YE picks up the duck, and turns around.)
(Tulip is nowhere to be seen.)
YE: ...yup?
(Tulip walks out from behind a bush.)
Tulip: I'm, uh. Right here. Oh, good... you found it.
(YE and Tulip walk back to the edge of the forest.)
Tulip: We found it!
YE: Yup!
(The others are wandering out of the forest, looking disappointed.)
Steel: Good job. Let's head back to the mansion.
Pesh: You're forgetting something.
Steel: Mmm?
Pesh: The Almost-Killer. That yellow eyed man gave ML his location, but no one's done anything about it!
ML: *yawn* Too lazy.
Pesh: ...DUDE.
WILL THE ALMOST KILLER BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL?
(dramatic music)
To be continued!
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