Scatman

Scatman is the god of music in the unfinished shame Hollow Day: Dickdong, and also the secret antagonist for said game. Despite contrary belief, he does NOT support scat fetishes. In his early days, he made actual good fucking music, but then was mur- I mean died by natural causes. He has risen back from the dead, made some deals with Al Qaeda, and somehow wound up on Europa where everyone started worshiping him.....well, everyone except Hornet "Horny" Wyrm, but who cares about that little shit anyway? Only those who want to bang her care, but they don't count.
==Revival and Relationship with Osama Bin Laden==
The year was 1984, and Scatman came out of the grave. After trying to get someones brains from a nearby house, a plant convinced him he was retarded and that he isn't actually a zombie. Everything from here on out happened by total accident. 
To get to Europa, Scatman had to do things he wasn't proud of. First of all, he failed science class (Getting a grade of PP) and was grounded grounded grounded grounded for 970932704573409734067609357039476095 years, meaning he doesn't even know what the fuck a Europa is, let alone even know what Jupiter is. Second of all, he needed a ship, and little did he know he also needed a shrink ray to communicate with the aliens.
Scatman really had the urges to get his cheeks clapped by aliens, so he did the only thing he knew how....betray his country, join Al Qaeda, and have sex with Osama Bin Laden every night for 15 years. But Scatman did kind of grow to love Bin Laden, but he did not share the same love for Allah he did, so he took his shrink ray and space ship (conveniently placed for the plot), and just flew off. Conspiracy theorists like mossbag and Morshu think that because Scatman stopped sucking Bin Laden's pee pee, these attacks happened called 7/11 or something, I forget.
==Hollowneck Association==
Scatman was once the god among gods once he arrived on Europa and everything started worshiping him. He dug down and discovered the lands of Hollowneck and Fartboom, and literally pissed on them to claim his territory. The people of Fartboom love his music, but when Grant MacDonald showed up, Scatman was forgotten for a while, but Grant being the supreme overlord didn't last long. Simply because buttholes can't get pregnant and give birth. 
In the unfinished shame, Hollow Day: Dickdong, Scatman would have been the secret final boss, like the Imposter would be like in the original shame, Hollow Day. But finding him is difficult. First you have to turn on the game, go to the bell tower, pause, post Hornet feet pics on Twitter, walk around your neighborhood buck naked while masturbating to Hornet while listening to Scatman songs, turning yourself into the police, go to jail, go to court with Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad as your lawyer, purposefully lose your case, go to jail again, keep calling Saul every time you ask for a phone call (hang up and say poop nuts, or leave it as a message), get out of jail, go BACK in the game, get hit until one mask, climb to the top of the bell house, pause the game again, get on death row, repeat the jail stuff, make one last phone call to your friend and tell them to finish the god damn game for you, and get euthanized not knowing what will ever happen......THEN you unlock Scatman. This is why Dickdong was never finished. Some rumors say you can get a naked Scatman skin by running around the hidden fountain 2401 times after unlocking Scatman.
==Trivia==
* Scatman's penis size is 6.9 inches. No one knows what inches are here because this is upside-down land.
* Scatman once said that Osama actually liked being dominated in bed, despite popular belief.
* Scatman's worst enemies are Allah, Hornet, and The Tan King's Penis.
* Scatman's favorite game is Among Us, and he absolutely sucks at impostor.
* Scatman's World is not a real place, but some patients in mental hospitals claimed to have been there. Same people think buttholes can give birth.
* Scatman does not have an anus.
* Scatman is afraid of his own semen.