Your Friend, the Reaper

Your Friend, the Reaper is the next episode of SBFW Sims
==Plot==
So you might remember how the last episode ended with a power outage wiping everything that happened in the episode. What did I do after that? I cheated everything I could back. I don't give a fuck.
So the game starts again. Nothing really interesting happens until the welcome wagon, during which I killed everyone who came to welcome us.
That's one way to make yourself known in the neighborhood, I suppose.
A child happened to witness the murders, cried a bit, and ran away. I thought Yvonne was chasing after him, but it turns out she just wanted to talk to some NPC. A lost toddler also shows up in time to witness some souls being reaped. Summer Holiday, one of the Sims who was killed, tells Jess "maybe next time!", I don't know why. Aaron decides to show a bit of compassion and informs the lost toddler's parents about their whereabouts. As it turns out they were near the lot anyway. Outside there is another lost toddler. Sim parents are incredibly irresponsible. The Grim Reaper comes inside and has a conversation with Aaron. After Aaron introduces himself, they become partners in crime.
Nothing really interesting happens after that though. Well, there was a kidnapping I guess. Also Aidan kicked the trash over again. Yvonne picked up the trash, took it to the kitchen, left it on the floor, complained, and left it there. But, y'know, that's normal for this house. Some jackass came in the house and, despite them being classified as a "bully", they don't do any bullying. They just stand in the kitchen and stare at Vanessa. Other than that, though, everything is the same as last time: everyone either dances or plays on the 64. Someone else comes in, but they're not a bully. Aaron punches him, but you'll have to use your imagination because the animation didn't play. They don't leave though, they use one of our toilets.
Aaron intimidates the guy, who calls him a loser. Shortly after, Jason Voorhees shows up, presumably out for blood. I assume he tries to get inside the house, but he cannot because the door is locked. He still continues to terrorize people outside though. Vanessa kills someone who was in the house. Not the bully, even though they are still here. Also there's two people making out nearby. Vanessa drinks from one of them (she is a vampire in case you forgot). The bully is "already leaving" according to the game, but they have not. Well, to be fair, the door was locked. I unlocked it and they left. Real smart on my part. Also there's an arsonist nearby. He just kinda stands outside the house.
Whoopsies! He just somehow set a light on fire from outside and now the whole place is burning. Jackass. Fortunately two firefighters appear almost instantly. Everyone is on fire including the arsonist. Also the firefighters. Everyone in the household seems to do a better job at extinguishing the fires than the firefighters themselves. This is reaffirmed by the fact that one of them fucking dies, and also for some reason the arsonist is also panicking at the fire. Due to the fire everyone smells like shit. The fire is finally put out… but then Aidan gets hit by a car. Oh god oh fuck!
Everyone mourns Aidan's death, but the Grim Reaper goes inside to watch TV. Aaron decides to give the arsonist a taste of his own medicine by bathing him in flames. Everyone flees from the scene, including Aaron who goes to take a shower. Aidan pleads for his own life to the Grim Reaper, and somehow it works. He's still a ghost though, so with some help from cheating, we can pretend it worked. Aidan's tombstone still remained though, but I decided to keep it as a nice remembrance of the incident. I don't think the Grim Reaper cares about the arsonist because he doesn't go to reap him. I reset him and he disappeared. Something tells me that isn't the last we're gonna see of him. Aaron was mourning the tombstones outside for some reason. Because of the fire a lot of their sleep schedules are now fucked, but whatever. Oh, and that was all just the first day. Already better than last time I suppose. Say, we haven't heard from Jess in a while. How is she doing?
Yikes, not very well it seems.
Also I forgot to make Aidan a live streamer again. That has been fixed.
THE MAIL'S HERE! Vanessa ordered some cannabis seeds earlier, it must be those. Vanessa goes to get them (mistake, it was daytime and she's a vampire, but she's okay) with Aidan going to plant them and– oh, a burglar has been spotted in the area. Good to know. Vanessa decides to be an idiot and go outside and put her hands up. The burglar can't get inside though (I locked the door). Aidan takes care of the burglar by murdering them, but still panics because of the "horrifying scene". The Grim Reaper must really like us because he appears inside our house. I should also mention that there's way too many cops to count and also a runaway bride.
So what happened next? Uh, the Grim Reaper is still here. Yvonne finally woke up. Everyone's still running around frantically like an idiot. Hey, Aidan decided not to kick the trash over this time– oh nevermind he did. Also the Grim Reaper's gone, so that's cool. Oh, and we have cocaine now, I thought you might like to know. Everyone does a line which makes them confident but… everyone is still running around like idiots. Another serial killer's here, wonder how this will end up for us. Probably not with another Reaper visit because they're not killing anyone. A troublemaker child is doing a better job at trying to interrupt whatever we're doing, but they cannot get in due to the door still being locked. Aaron attempted to steal money from them, but I think he failed. Vanessa and Yvonne are also craving more coke. Aidan gets another ominous call (which also turns out to be a prank call), but his confidence from the coke is stronger than his anger. Vanessa goes to drink plasma from the killer, but they resist, so Vanessa kills them. Except the game glitched and now the killer's not dead. Vanessa makes her escape as the Grim Reaper arrives to reap… nobody, really.
Vanessa asks Yvonne if they can drink from her, to which she declines. I think she's also vampire racist. So Vanessa just drinks from some lady outside– wait, nevermind, that also failed. Also the game straightened itself out and the killer is dead. Vanessa does some dark meditation to recover some of their lost energy (they were harmed by the sun even though it was dark outside. I know, it's stupid). While everyone is sleeping, another serial killer spawns in, but he immediately disappears. Vanessa gets up at 2 AM because she is thirsty, but she just stands there while the person she was going to drink from walks away. Meanwhile another robber shows up and tries to get inside the house, but the door is locked so they can't. These robbers really need to learn how to lockpick better. It took them 2 hours, but Vanessa finally gets to drink some plasma. Once they are done, they go to kill the robber. Also Yvonne woke up but all she's doing is dancing. 
This time the Grim Reaper spawned in our bathroom, but it takes him a while to reap the robber's soul because he seems to really like our UNO table. Aidan and Aaron are also awake, but not in time to witness the murder. Aaron almost poopfellows himself as the Grim Reaper talks to Yvonne, who is grilling. Yvonne learns that the Grim Reaper is socially awkward. After a nice discussion, he leaves. Aidan and Aaron join Yvonne's cooking as Jess wakes up, also joining Yvonne. Vanessa snorts some coke at the bathroom sink while everyone else eats. Also GeekCon is in town, but I don't think anyone really cares. Except for some dude I don't know who calls Jess, that is. Not much else really happens. Vanessa reads a book on vampires, Yvonne practices some spells. Oh also Aidan dislikes dancing, but despite this he still dances. Also some N.A.P. inspector is here, but he can't get in because the door is still locked. Despite this he still somehow inspects our house and decides that it is not compliant with the Neighborhood Action Plans and we will experience an increase in bills. Well, that's a problem for later. Some lady eventually shows up at the door for some reason. Vanessa tries to frame her, but is beaten in a fight, so they respond with murder. Sucks to suck, but at least we get to see the Reaper again.
I think now is a good time to stop.
==Gallery==
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==Trivia==
* The fact that Jason Voorhees was in this episode, which released on a Friday the 13th, is nothing but a coincidence.
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