Oh God

Oh God! Is the second episode of The Chronicles of Eugene.
== Plot ==
Eugene starts an Urchin restaurant and ends up poisoning people.
=== Transcript ===
Eugene : Hello again. I know you're well aware of what happened last time, on this show:
(Manly Narrator): The Chronicles of EUGENE!
Eugene : Yeah, yeah, fuck off.
Manly Narrator : I have a very particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like y-
Eugene : Go! Stand in your office corner. No one wants you here, you're disrupting the flow of the episode! Anyways, I bought a to-let building with two cents and a highly exaggerated sob story. I started a sea urchin restaurant in the meantime.
Manly Narrator : Later that day, when that damn fool Eugene isn't breaking the fourth wall.
Eugene : Aye, I need an experienced Japanese chef to start this restaurant. If I can't afford it, I'll have to do it meself!
Manly Narrator can be heard in the distance: Krabs, you're a fucking idiot.
Squidward looks out of his window
Squidward : It's that anchorpants businessy bastard, Eugene. I told him if he started one here, I'd get my hippie friends to beat the shit out of him...
Volcanicity : Doesn't that defeat the purpose of being a hippie?
Squidward : WITH PEACE PROTESTS! Next time, Volc, let me finish my sentence.
Squidward realizes they didn't come back round from that LSD trip last summer
Squidward : I'm done, all my friends are dead.
Eugene : Step right up! Get your urchin salads!
Fred: Urchin? This guy knows what he's doing!
Manly narrator : No, no, no, wait!
Fred : Piss off. You sound like David Attemborough with no talent.
Manly Narrator : Well you look like... a dick... I don't know.
Fred : Ha!
Fred runs off
Manly narrator : Asshole!
Fred gives Eugene five bucks and indulges, only to go rising up to land, belly up, dead.
Eugene : (Sigh)
Police show up without warning : Alright KRABS, that's the final straw
Eugene : No one even called the police, how did you get here?
Policeman #1: You know that blue bloke, Squidward?
Eugene : Yep.
Policeman #2 : He called because he didn't have any friends to protest with.
Eugene : Oh... Fuckin' squids, all the same.
Policeman #1 : Anyway, you're under arrest for manslaughter... and for that snide comment, racism and hate speech, too. You're working up a storm today.
Policeman #2 : He's definitely a grade-a-asshole, that's for sure.
Policeman #1 : Take him away.
=== Trivia ===
This episode was banned in multiple countries by christian groups because of its name. Vatican City and Monaco.
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