Festival 0-1: The Irresponsible News

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
ハロー！お元気ですか？ 	haroo! ogenki desu ka? 	Hello! How are you?
私は君たちのホストだ。 	watashi wa kimitachi no hosuto da. 	I am your host.
今日のは 	kyou no teema wa 	Today's theme is
の中心です。 	nyuusu no chuushin desu. 	The news' focus.
 	 	
正常はつまらないよ 	seijou wa tsumaranai yo 	Normalcy is boring
シャックは売れる！ 	shakku wa ureru! 	Shock sells!
Now, now, now, let's reason a bit!	Now, now, now, let's reason a bit! 	Now, now, now, let's reason a bit!
君のは何ですか？ 	kimi no mochibeeshon wa nani desu ka? 	What is your motivation?
 	 	
これです。 	kore desu. 	This.
 	 	
テロ攻撃でした。 	tero kougeki deshita. 	There was a terrorist attack.
19人が入院されました。 	juukyuunin ga nyuuin saremashita. 	19 people were hospitalized.
貴社が聞き及びましたに際して， 	kisha ga kikioyobimashita ni saishite,	When a certain reporter heard,
笑けた。 	waraketa. 	She laughed.
 	 	
悪徳のですね？ 	akutoku nyuusu no epitomi desu ne? 	Isn't this the epitome of the irresponsible news?
玄人気質がNonexistent! 	kuroutokatagi ga Nonexistent! 	Professionalism is nonexistent!
僕らを虚仮にして 	bokura o koke ni shite 	Made a fool of us
なんでよ？ 	nande yo? 	What's wrong?
うるさい！ 	urusai! 	Shaddup!
終わりかい？ 	owari kai? 	Is it the end?
いいえ。 	iie. 	No.
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