Episode 59: Tim Gunn's Chocolate Runway

Episode Date: September 25, 2014
== Summary ==
Matt and Paul bow out of the World Series of Comedy. Roast theory from Matt. Jacob and Matt cannot stop Paul from keeping a gross running joke. Matt calls in for a Sirius Fantasy Football show. 2 Broke Geeks (@2BGPod) send in this week's Jock Vs. Nerd questions. Scoop Mail returns to gently fuck the boys in the face.
=== Other Topics ===
Phone calls vs. texting and video phones, dolphins, Edward Snowden and Russia, Bill Maher rips off Jihadi Improv, fantasy football smack talk, Norm MacDonald, Ice Cream Social t-shirt ideas.
== Scoop Mail ==
* Jeffrey from Texas writes to wish his wife Jenay a happy birthday; Paul and Matt sing.
* Sean K is banned from listening to the show at work; his co-workers thought he had a seizure when he was trying not to laugh. Sean also suggests a Grizzly Bearista t-shirt.
* Nick thinks guests should be called "mix-ins."
* Scoop of Colon Blow (Ronnie) can't find a mailing address for the show.
== Characters ==
* Tim Gunn
* FDR
* Dolphins' Football Coach
* High on Fumes Guy
== Quotes ==
* "Pretty much a full-on rapist." - Matt
* "This is how the fudge is packed." - Jacob
* "We live in a world where your nut can pop out of your dick." - Paul
* "Whatever else happens, your new porn name is Rock Python." - Jacob
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