Quotes

"Chris, you keep us safe from zombies while we fight Freddy Kreuger in our dreams." - Steve
"Are any of you important?" - Chris
"I don't think I've ever felt that awkward in a DQ before." - Chris
"If memory serves, that quarterstaff was a broom handle." - Luke
"These zombies are outside my comfort zone." - Chris
"You cannot go there, there is a bear." - James
"IT'S HOLLOW JESUS!" - Joe
"I can't hear what you're saying, please imagine a rabbit with a pancake on its head." - Matt.
"I don't know if you've been electrocuted before, I'm assuming a few times." - James, to Chris
"I just got bitchslapped by a birch." - Joe
"I named my knife Sally. I talk to her sometimes." -Matt
"A bat with Force powers - size matters not!" - Steve
"Your goat succeeds in dealing 1 damage, but is now on fire." - James
"I assume the snake parts will understand!" - Mark
"Damn it, disembodied voice of James! This is serious!" - Mark
"This is the third worst time that I've been stabbed!" - James
Category:Plot