What Makes the Cat an Alley Cat

At the Alley Cat village, Top Cat, generous of having Hello Kitty returned, released Pixie, Dixie, and the Lost Animals. Crane was standing before him.
"Stand before us." Top Cat said.
"I already am." Crane replied.
Viper was wearing neon purple cat ears and a matching dress, Pixie was wearing an orange sweater, matching pants, and cat ears, and Dixie was wearing black cat ears and matching shorts. "What's T.C. doing, Pixie?" Viper asked.
"He's delivering an oration in sign language." Pixie replied.
"What's he saying, Pixie?" Dixie asked.
"He's saying 'Master Crane, mighty warrior, saved Hello Kitty, make leader of the alley cats heap glad'." Pixie answered.
"Well, he certainly doesn't look heap glad." Viper giggled.
Top Cat put brown cat ears and a matching vest on Crane's head and torso. "I'll make you, Crane, a great alley cat. You are now King of the Alley Cats."
Crane did a cat's meow and the boys all cheered. Then, they all sat down, Crane next to Top Cat. Hello Kitty passed the pipe to Top Cat and then Crane.
"Teach us that Crane is a brother to all of the street cats." Hello Kitty said.
"Good. This should be most enlighting." Pixie said.
"So, what makes the cat and alley cat?" asked Tank.
"When did he first live on the alley?" Bushroot and Quackerjack asked in unison.
"Why does he ask you, 'Meow?'" Dixie called.
"Why does he ask you, 'Meow?'" Top Cat smiled.
Then the alley cats begin to sing as Dixie, Viper, and Pixie took a turn with a pipe.
Alley Cats: Hana Mana Ganda
why does he ask you meow?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Once the cat
didn't know all the things
that he know now
but the cat
he sure to learn a lot
and it's all from asking meow
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
We translate for you
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana means what
Mana means and
Ganda means that too
And the alley cats and boys danced. A lioness named Zira stopped Dixie.
"No dance." Zira said. "Go get firewood." "Okay." Dixie replied as he went to get the firewood.
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Meow"?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
In the street cat book it say
when first brave married squaw
he gave out a heap big yowl when he saw
his mother-in-law
At that point, Kovu was trying to impress Kiara, but instead he impressed his adoptive mother-in-law, Mirage. Meanwhile, Hello Kitty is dancing in front of Pixie on a drum. Pixie was impressed. Hello Kitty got off the drum and goes over to him.
What made the cat an alley cat
what made the cat an alley cat
Let's go back a million years
to very first street cat prince
After Dixie got the firewood, he saw that Hello Kitty was kissing Pixie. "Eww!" Dixie said in disgust. "Oh well." Dixie shrugged, as he continued to dance, Pixie blushed and grinned. He then did a cat's meow and joined in the dance.
He kiss a maid
and start to blush
and we've been all been blushin' since
Top Cat smirked at this and watched Pixie and Hello Kitty dance.
Now, you've got it right from the head man
the real true story of the street man
no matter what's been written or said
Now you know why
now you know why
the cat's an alley cat
Then Crane and Viper danced in line, followed by the alley cats, Megavolt, Tank, Bushroot, Quackerjack, Liquidator, Honker, Hello Kitty, Pixie, and Dixie.
Hello Kitty kissed Pixie as he said, "Wahoo!"
"This is the best day ever!" Viper said, as she danced with Crane while Pixie danced with Hello Kitty. "Come on, everybody! Let's go back to my hideout!" Crane said. "Okay!" Viper, Pixie, Dixie, and the boys said as they followed Crane back to Hangman's Tree.
Meanwhile, Bijou was watching the tribe. Suddenly, Bijou turned around and tried to fly away, but it was too late as she was caught in a jar by Stan.
"Hey, let me out!" Bijou cried as he and Heff took her away.
"Begging your pardon, Miss Bijou, but Captain Negaduck would like a word with you." Stan said as he and Heff go back to the pirate ship.
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Category:Peter Pan parodies
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