SpongeBob and the Haunted Hotel: a Spooktacular! Television Special Transcript

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* Patchy the Pirate narrating over a shot of Bikini Bottom at night: "Let me tell yee a tale kiddies, one so spooky it'll surely knock yer socks off! Let's begin…"
* 'SpongeBob and the Haunted Hotel: a Spooktacular! Television Special'
* (4:37 PM) The scene opens on a 12 year old SpongeBob in his parents' boat, going on a ride. SpongeBob was wearing prescription glasses and has a slight Boston accent.
* SpongeBob: "I have a bad feeling about this."
* SpongeBob’s mom: "Relax, it's just one night, then we'll go home."
* SpongeBob’s dad: "There's nothing to be scared of."
* SpongeBob: "It's an old hotel at the center of a graveyard!"
* SpongeBob's dad: "No, no, no. An AVERAGE old hotel at the center of a graveyard!"
* SpongeBob: "But what if it's-"
* SpongeBob's mother: "I assure you it's not haunted."
* SpongeBob's mother pulled the boat into a field with tombstones scattered around it, passing a sign that read 'Meeplin Graveyard'. They passed by a crow standing on a tombstone. She parked the boat on the side of a big gray building that has letters on the top of it spelling 'Old's Burg Hotel'.
* SpongeBob and his parents opened their doors and stepped out of the boat.
* "This is it!" Said his father before he shut his door.
* SpongeBob: "It looks like a dump."
* SpongeBob and his parents walked through the front door of the building.
* His mother: "With no ghosts."
* His father: "Nothing but a nice and cheap hotel!"
* SpongeBob stood in front of a painting of an adult man wearing a tuxedo, who had white curled hair. The face on the painting had a frown.
* SpongeBob: "Hm."
* SpongeBob's parents walked up to the front desk, where a tall bald man with a brown mustache, wearing a white button up shirt, stood behind a register.
* He had a creepy way of speaking, and said: "Call me Mr. Dusk. Want a room for three? What can I get you today?"
* SpongeBob's father: "Uh, yes, my name is Harold. We spoke online."
* Mr. Dusk: "Ahh, yes. A one night stay? Very good. Coming from a business trip, Mr. SquarePants? Well, here's your key."
* Mr. Dusk leaned forward and handed SpongeBob's parents a silver key on a keychain.
* SpongeBob's mother: "Uh, thank you."
* Mr. Dusk smiled.
* Mr. Dusk: "Enjoy your stay."
* The scene cuts to inside their hotel room, which is actually like an apartment. It has two bedrooms and a living room. In the living room, SpongeBob was sitting at a rectangular table and drawing a picture of himself going swimming at a beach. He had fallen asleep while drawing, and his head was on his arm which was on the table, with his hand still holding a pencil. A clock in the room said it’s nine at night.
* SpongeBob's mother touched him on the shoulder, waking him up and said: "Nice picture. I think it’s time for you to go to bed though."
* SpongeBob: "Uh, yeah."
* The scene cuts to an extremely dark, long hallway with a black ceiling, black walls, and a bright red colored carpet stretched across the hallway. SpongeBob ran through the hallway, as the scene's aspect ratio became tilted, and then SpongeBob ran down another hallway that looks the same, as the camera shot in the scene switched from being behind SpongeBob to being in front of SpongeBob as his face looked terrified! 
* Behind him, the hallway appeared to have disappeared, and there was just a big void of darkness! Floating in the void, was a giant demonic looking version of Mr. Dusk, who was loudly cackling like a maniac! 
* The giant Mr. Dusk reached his big hands out to grab SpongeBob! SpongeBob started running up a set of red colored stairs to get away from him, and as SpongeBob was running up the midpoint level of the stairs, steps a few feet behind him were starting to collapse into a deep bottomless pit of nothingness! 
* SpongeBob’s veins on the side of his head were pounding as sweat ran down his face! The number of collapsing steps were catching up to him, as now the ones right behind him were collapsing! Then the step SpongeBob was standing on let go, sending him falling down the endless pit, as behind him, the giant Mr. Dusk warped into a giant clone of SpongeBob! It then transformed into a living skeleton! The skeleton laughed at SpongeBob as he continued falling and falling!
* "AAAAGHH!" Yelled SpongeBob, as the scene cuts to him standing in a dimly lit, less dark hallway in the hotel, with a light gray carpet below him.
* SpongeBob: "Was I sleepwalking?"
* There was a ghostly moaning sound echoing out of a hotel room nearby. The door to it was open.
* "What the?" Asked SpongeBob, as he tiptoed into the hotel room.
* The moaning sound stopped, but then SpongeBob heard an aggressive repetitive banging noise in the distance.
* SpongeBob thought out loud: "Sounds like it's coming from-"
* He followed the banging sound to an empty bed against a corner in the hotel room.
* SpongeBob: "Hmm…"
* SpongeBob pulled the bed out of the corner, uncovering a rectangular hole leading to a dimly lit stairway, emitting the banging sound.
* SpongeBob walked down the stairs, calling out: "Anyone there?"
* It was an underground library! As SpongeBob continued walking, the bed from upstairs slid over the entrance, trapping him underground! Books started getting thrown all over the place by seemingly an invisible entity! The moaning sound got louder!
* SpongeBob: "What do I do?!"
* He closed his fists.
* SpongeBob: "I just gotta face my fears!"
* He ran towards the direction the moaning sound and flying books were coming from, and he grabbed ahold of a figure!
* SpongeBob: "Gotcha! Wait, you're not a ghost!"
* The moaning stopped and the figure he grabbed a hold of was revealed to be an old man wearing a uniform.
* The old man: "No, and I didn’t even know someone else was down here. I'm the janitor. I was just looking through these library shelves for something, and my back is killing me."
* SpongeBob: "Oh! So that's why I heard moaning!"
* (The next morning.)
* As SpongeBob and his parents were walking out the front door of the hotel carrying their bags of stuff, Slappy was standing outside.
* Harold: "Oh, you must be the door guy. I didn't see you here yesterday."
* Slappy: "Yes. I've always been here."
* SpongeBob's mother: "Well, have a good day."
* Slappy didn't say anything.
* As SpongeBob and his parents were walking towards their boat, Harold whispered to SpongeBob's mom: "Interesting fella."
* When they got to their boat, Slappy was standing there, smiling.
* SpongeBob's mother: "You again?!"
* Slappy: "Would you like me to carry your bags?"
* Harold, standing right next to the boat, said: "Uh, that wouldn't be necessary."
* Slappy's pupils went cockeyed and he said: "Nooo."
* The scene cuts to SpongeBob and his parents in the boat, as they were driving away from Old's Burg Hotel.
* SpongeBob's mother: "So for one night, that wasn't so bad, huh SpongeBob?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah. I was just being kinda silly. I even thought I caught a ghost, but really it was just the janitor." 
* He started laughing.
* Harold: "Wait, but that's impossible."
* SpongeBob: "Why?"
* SpongeBob’s mom: "The guy at the desk told us their last janitor passed away fifty years ago."
* SpongeBob: "WHAT?"
* The End?
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