The Wild Wing Incident

The Wild Wing incident involves a Good Dude night out to eat at Wild Wing and feast on chicken wings, but little did anyone know what this particular night was going to entail.
After a relatively peaceful meal, Pij was feeling particularly boisterous and was lamenting the heat of the wings he ate. After speaking with the waiter, he asked what was the hottest wing he could order. He was told that there was a particular wing that was not on the menu due to how hot it was, but Pij insisted on trying it. Hearing this, the manager informed Pij that he first had to order a 10 wings of the hottest wings on the menu first and survive those before he would let Pij try the special kind. Pij, in true Pij fashion, took it to 100% and with the Pij charm tried to convince them to prepare the off-menu wings and he would order 10 of the regular hot wings to go and roped Graham into trying it with him. They accepted.
Soon after the waiter returning holding two plastic cups, each holding a nearly black wing and laid them before Pij. Deciding it was best to do them in one fell swoop, Pij quickly chowed down on the wing. He appeared to take it well for the first 5 or 10 seconds, but very quickly he began feeling the heat. He began guzzling water, and then asked for a glass of milk. Once the milk was done, he returned to water to survive the inferno, but the heat was too much. He spat up some of the milk into the glass of water, resulting in a milky white liquid. All present, Good Dudes and Wild Wing staff, were enjoying his discomfort thoroughly.
A couple good dudes, wanting a small taste of this sauce, dipped their finger in the sauce and placed it on their tongues. A fiery trail down the back of their throat was mutually felt.
Soon, after Pij went outside to get some air, bills were paid and we were on the way. Outside it was found that Pij had thrown up and was not feeling good at all. Yet with him in tow, the group returned to the Dickhouse. Pij appeared to have calmed down somewhat but was still feeling the effects of the fiery heat. Once the group arrived and settled in for some drinks and games, it was quickly noticed that Pij was missing. He was found outside on the ground, rolling around and writhing in pain, begging to go to the hospital. In the end, it was an early night for Pij, who fell asleep at some point.
To Miek, missing this excursion remains one of his greatest regrets in Good Dude history.
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