Horthy Eats a Walnut

Horthy Eats a Walnut is the second episode of The Life and Times of Miklós Horthy
== Transcript ==
*Opening sequence*
*Shows Zoltan waiting in the Zoltan's Ass house*
Cactus: What are you waiting for?
Zoltan: You will see.
Aaron: Huh
*Tatsu comes in*
CartoonGuy: Epic.
Zoltan: Yes.
*Virtual Diner comes in*
Zoltan: Yes
SpongeBot: Finally!
Zoltan: What?
SpongeBot: I can order sex in your ass!
Zoltan: Um-
Polar: Order Sex on the Beach!
Virtual Food: Thank you, your order has been sent!
Zoltan: Ahem, spam.
Polar: kk
CartoonGuy: Zoltan, how did you add bots? I must know because... I have a server too...
Zoltan: .Invite
NotSoBot: Invite me to your guild with this url: *shows an url*
CartoonGuy: Ok.
SpongeBot: Order Sex on the Beach!
Virtual Dinner: Thank you, your order has been sent!
*Silence*
*The light goes out*
SpongeBot: Huh?
*Light comes back with a set like a play with Virtual Dinner as a narrator*
-le smash the door-
You : Eh?! Who are you?? -Grab le stabby to defend- ＼(º □ º l|) 
Me : ;￣ロ￣）W-WAIT!! I am not a killer or a thief! I am just a delivery person! I am here to deliver food for you!
You : Oh! I will put my knife down now. Sorry!  Σ(･口･) 
*The light goes out and comes back with the play set vanishing*
SpongeBot: What
Zoltan: Mute SpongeBot! 
NotSoBot: Ok, mut-
Zoltan: *Gets a notification* Huh? *Checks phone*
SpongeBot on the Phone: Unmute me!
Zoltan: Unmute SpongeBot!
NotSoBot: Ok, unmu-
*Silence*
Zoltan: Mute SpongeBot! Gwahahahaha!
Aaron: Unmute SpongeBot!
Zoltan: Gasp
Aaron: Gwahahahaha
Zoltan: Mute Aaaron! Gwahahahaha!
Aaron: Gwahahaha!
Zoltan: Wait wut
SpongeBot: ...
Zoltan: Mute SpongeBot! Mute Aaron! Now that you're all muted, you can be sad! Gwahaha!
Cactus: Can i be censored?
Zoltan: Vanessa Bong Cactus!!!
Cactus: What?
Zoltan: Yes.
*Silence*
CartoonGuy: Can you please unmute them?
Zoltan: No.
CartoonGuy: But-
Zoltan: *Sigh* Fine. Unmute SpongeBot! Unmute Aaron! Unmute Cactus!
*Friday comes in*
Zoltan: YES
Friday: Hello
CartoonGuy: Wait, why is music an nsfw channel?
Zoltan: Golf.
CartoonGuy: *In a Golf voice* Because music is the enemy of the people! 
Friday: Is there actual nsfw stuff on the music channel?
Zoltan: No.
Friday: Oh. thriller is the only michael jackson song i remember for not just being something weird al parodied.
Zoltan: did you read the rules? No music outside of the music channel!
Friday: I know but i can't type in music, i don't have permission.
Zoltan: Then ask for music role.
Friday: o. I don't really care. *Leaves*
Zoltan: NOOOOOO! WHY!? WHYYYYY?! THIS SERVER IS RUINED WITHOUT FRIDAY! AAAHHH! SAY YOUR FINAL GOODBYE TO THIS SERVER! I'M SHUTING IT DOWN! GOODBYE! AARON IS THE OWNER NOW!
CartoonGuy: What?
*Friday comes back*
Polar: Well, uh...
Zoltan: Wait wut?
Friday: Why am i here again?! I don't remember rejoining. I'm confused. Oh well. *Leaves again*
Zoltan: Oh.
Aaron: He's gone again.
SpongeBot: What the?
Zoltan: Anyways i will rewrite the rules.
CartoonGuy: What is going on?
Zoltan: Chaos.
CartoonGuy: Wait how can you change the rules you're not admin?
Zoltan: I'm the owner.
CartoonGuy: Oh.
Zoltan: Wait, where's my crown? Let me test something! *Runs out*
*Zoltan comes back with different clothes*
CartoonGuy: SpongeBot? Is that you?
Zoltan: No. I'm Zoltan lol.
CartoonGuy: Nah you are SpongeBot.
SpongeBot: Why am hated?
Zoltan: Ok, i'm done. I tested the roles.
CartoonGuy: Kool
Zoltan: Ok, i will be back... Someday. *Runs to the SBFW Crib tower*
CartoonGuy: Ok.
*Zoltan leaves as the camera fades out*
*Closing sequence*
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