Rodney God

Rodney God is a character played by Labat.
== General Information==
Rodney God is the bodyguard of John F. Television Jr. who is the Secretary of Defense under Mayor Breaker and is widely known as the worst bodyguard in Los Santos. 
==Background Information==
Rodney God was hired as the bodyguard for the Secretary of Defense after buying weed off of him on a boat at the docks located in the southeastern portion of the city. It would later be discovered that the phrase uttered by John F. Television Jr., "Do you want to buy some weed?", was actually an activation phrase instituted by the Government Operated Division of Research and Development. Rodney initially worked alongside the likes of Ezekiel Fletcher, Jayce Rite and Paul "Poet" Roche. During this tenure, Rodney learned the finer details about being a "goon" and this formed the fundamental basis for the Gooniversity (GOON U). This working relationship with these individuals also lead to Rodney's eventual hiring at Tequi-La-La as security detail. 
Due to Rodney's role as a bodyguard, this caused him to be in close proximity to John F. Television Jr. and lead to an extensive rap sheet which included: 
*Kidnapping a Gov Employee x1
*Criminal Possession of a Rifle x1
*Attempted Murder of a Government Employee x4
*Criminal Use of a Firearm x1
*Unauthorized Parking x1
*Resisting Arrest x4
*Obstruction of Justice x2
*Misuse of a Hunting Rifle x1
* Kidnapping x1
*Assault & Battery x1
*Attempted Murder x1
*False Imprisonment x1
After expressing interest in running for mayor after Sean Deane, Rodney set forth working to get an expungement to clear his record to allow him to qualify. Represented by Dylan Pierce, Rodney was called into an expungement hearing on March 17th, 2024 with Justice Gavin Joy and was allowed into the Expungement Program. His conditions for expungement were as follows:
*Pay $5000
*5 Hours of Community Service at Up-n-Atom
*5 Hours of Community Service at Mt. Zonah Medical Center
*10 Hours of Community Service with Law Enforcement
*10 Hours of Community Service with the Mayor's Office
* Apologizing to Joe Ferraro
* Apologizing to Brooklyn Baker
* Apologizing to Connie McDowell
*Holding a free course at the Gooniversity (GOON U)
In a little over a week, Rodney was able to complete his expungement on March 25th, 2024. The next day, Rodney was hired by Mayor Sean Deane as a member of the Events and Recreation Department.
Less than a week after being hired on by the Mayor, Rodney was hired by Fierce Strongrock as a clerk for the Federal Investigation Bureau.
File:RodneyBeforeEx.jpg|Rodney God's MDW Profile Pre-Expungement
File:RodneyAfterEx.png|Rodney God's MDW Profile Post-Expungement
==Quotes == 
*"What's poppin JNCO Jeans?"
*"It's ya boy, Kid Cuisine."
*"Yes sir Mr. Television."
*"My head broke my fall."
*"We're good at gooning."
==Trivia ==
*Has a dent in the back of his head from being struck with a baseball bat for being a bad bodyguard.
*Medically diagnosed with having a thick skull akin to a Neanderthal.
*Winner of the first annual Sandy Shores fight night.
*Was given community service by Deputy Tori Slaughter on Jan 6th, 2024.
*Owns a Kalahari (P9UCEXDP).
*Owns a Patriot (Q3LW0X63).
*Owns an Oracle XS (ITTKTR9T).
*Was forced to do ketamine at a black tie gala after being threatened by Mike Block.
==Gallery==