Down the Rabbit Hole (Kairi version)

RatiganRules presents
Kairi in Wonderland
Starring
Hayden Panettiere as Kairi
Demi Lovato as the singing voice of Kairi
Mandy Moore as Rapunzel
Brendon Baerg as Thumper
Travis Oates was Piglet
Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke of Owls
Martin Short as the Cat in the Hat
John Goodman as Sulley
Billy Crystal as Mike
Steve Buscemi as Randall
Eric Jacobson as Fungus
Keith David as Dr. Facilier
Paige O'Hara as Belle
Richard White as Gaston
Jess Harnell as Br'er Rabbit
Anne Hathaway as Jewel
Jim Cummings as Ben Ali Gator
Rob Paulsen as Jose Carioca
Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
Kath Soucie as Sniffles
Michelle Pfeiffer as Eris
and
Phil Snyder as Jiminy Cricket
Chorus: Kairi in Wonderland
Male Chorus: How do you get to Wonderland?
Chorus: Over the hills or underlandOr just behind a tree?When clouds go rolling by
Male Chorus: They roll away and leave the sky
Chorus: Where is the land beyond the eyeThe people cannot see?Where can it be?
Male Chorus: Where do stars go?Where is the crescent moon?
Female Chorus: They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon
Chorus: Kairi in Wonderland
Female Chorus: Where is the path to Wonderland?
Chorus: Over the hill or here or thereI wonder where
One sunny day in England, there were a lot of activities in the park. Toons were either playing games or fishing in the pond. Sitting under a tree was a an 18-year-old girl with golden blonde hair that is 70 feet long and green eyes, wearing a purple dress with lace decorating the skirt, sheer, elbow-length pink sleeves with lace at the ends, puffy pink shoulder sleeves with lavender hairlines, and a lavender bodice with a pink ribbon and stitching. She is also barefoot. Her name was Rapunzel, and she was currently reading a history book.
"...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Lippy Lion and Hardy-Har, the earls of Toonia and Toonance declared for him, and even Snagglepuss-" Rapunzel was cut off when a shoe waved at her face. "Kairi!"
Sitting on a branch was a 14-year-old girl with auburn hair and crystal blue/indigo eyes, wearing a white top with a black one underneath, purple biker shorts, underneath a purple skirt with a blue belt, and white slip-on shoes with purple caps. She also wears a silver necklace with a silver bead, a black choker, a yellow wristband and a purple arm band on her left arm. She also wears a pair of bracelets on her right arm. Her name was Kairi. Right now, she was making a daisy chain rather than listening to Rapunzel. Accompanying her on a branch was a bunny with gray fur, a pink nose, and hazel eyes. His name was Thumper.
"I'm listening," Kairi told Rapunzel in a bored voice.
As Kairi continued making her daisy chain, Rapunzel continues reading. "And even Snagglepuss, the archbishop of Toonterbury, agreed to meet with Benny the Ball and offered him the crown." Meanwhile, Kairi placed her completed daisy chain on Thumper's head, who shook it off onto Rapunzel's head. Kairi giggled, but Rapunzel shouted, "Kairi! Will you please pay attention to your history lesson?"
"I'm sorry, Rapunzel." Kairi apologized. "But how can I possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?"
"My dear child, there are a lot of great books in this world without pictures," Rapunzel responded.
Kairi rolled her eyes. "In this world, perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures."
"Your world?" Rapunzel asked with a laugh. "What nonsense."
Then an idea sprung in Kairi's head. She picked up Thumper and set him on her lap. "That's it, Thumper! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense." Thumper nodded in agreement. "Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't," Kairi continued. This perplexed Thumper, who shook his head in confusion. "And in the opposite way, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it would be, it would. You see?" asked Kairi.
"Nope." replied Thumper.
Kairi jumped down to the ground, and Rapunzel was too busy reading to notice. "In my world." Kairi said, "You wouldn't just jump and say nothing. You'd walk, run, and say, 'Yes, Miss Kairi.'"
"I don't know if I can do any of those." said Thumper.
"Oh, but you would." Kairi said as she picked up her rabbit. She started to walk away. "You'd be just like people, Thumper, and all the other animals too." She put Thumper down in a flower bed, as Kairi said, "Why, in my world..."
Kairi: Cats and rabbitsWould reside in fancy little housesAnd be dressed in hats and shoes and trousers.
Kairi drops a flower on Thumper and he bats it away. Kairi lies down in the daisy field.
Kairi: In a world of my ownAll the flowersWould have very extra special powersThey would sit and talk to me for hoursWhen I'm lonely in a world of my own
A bluebird lands in a tree and begins to chirp.
Kairi: There'd be new birdsLots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds
The bird goes to a small pond and splashes around in it.
Kairi: Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds
The bird flew back to the branch and dried itself off.
Kairi: Within that world of my ownI could listen to a babbling brookAnd hear a song that I could understand
Kairi and Thumper lie down on the riverbank.
Kairi: I keep wishing it could be that wayBecause my world would be a wonderland
As the song ended, Kairi closed her eyes and touched a river and her reflection rippled. Suddenly, a new reflection formed farther down the river. Thumper's jaws dropped and he did take a double take. The reflection was a 6-year-old pig with pink skin, wearing a magenta jumpsuit with thin, black hairlined stripes. His name was Piglet. He had his eyes closed as he walked and whistled a tune.
"Kairi! I see something coming our way!" Thumper called out, as he started to tug on Kairi, trying to get the girl's attention.
"Oh, Thumper," Kairi said. "It's just a pig with a jumpsuit..." Her eyes snapped open and she too did a double take with a surprised look on her face. Piglet pulled out a pocket watch from his pocket, as Kairi added in surprise, "And a watch!"
Piglet looked at the watch and a look of shock appeared on his face.
"Oh, d-d-d-dear!" Piglet exclaimed. He began to run away, as he yelled, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"
"Now this is curious," Kairi said. "What can a pig possibly be late for?" She got up and started to follow the pig and Thumper followed his owner, as Kairi yelled, "Please, sir!"
Piglet: I'm late, I'm lateFor a very important dateNo time to say hello, good-bye!I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
As he disappeared over a hill, Kairi stopped and said to her rabbit, "It must be awfully important, like a party or something!" Then she yelled, as she and Thumper chased after him, "Mister Pig! Wait!"
Piglet: No, no, no, no, no, no, noI'm overdue!I'm really in a stew!
Piglet reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned.
Piglet: No time to say good-bye, hello!I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
He jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Kairi and Thumper ran to the rabbit hole and Kairi got down on her knees.
"My, what a peculiar place to have a party," she said.
"I should say." Thumper said in agreement.
Kairi started to crawl into the hole and was surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel. "You know, Thumper, we really shouldn't...uh...uh...be doing this..." Kairi said as she squeezed into the tunnel. "After all, we haven't been invited!" She did fit, but she was a tad too big, as she crawled down the tunnel and added, "And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!" The reason why she had suddenly screamed because she had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Thumper was lucky enough not to fall also, as he watched Kairi fell down, rapidly. "Good-bye, Thumper!" Kairi shouted, as she fell into the darkness and the girl and rabbit waved to each other. "GOOD-BYYYYEEE!"
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