Barneytown

Here we go! Barneytown is the capital of UnBarney and is one of the strictest places on Earth. Everyone passing by the father Strange and Father Yoshiman statue are mandated to bow as there are soldiers armed with HK33s. At first they will warn you but IF you refuse, they will UnAlive you without breaking a sweat. This is where UnBarney HQ is also located, and whenever a father dies, the citizens must mourn. In 2022 when Father Strange “died” those who did not show up to mourn were executed in their own home, the official statement was “if you don’t want to mourn the founding father, death is accepted”. 5,763 people died on 3/12/2022 for refusing to mourn. Then it turned out he was alive and was just taking 9 months vacation which enlightened our glorious citizens!
== City specific laws ==
* Do not mention Father Strange, Father Blue or Father Yoshiman’s name even if it’s positive as it’s an extremely sensitive topic.
* They do public trials. 
* You may not call the Fathers by their real name. You must call them Father Strange, Yoshiman and Blue.
** Insulted the fathers? Have fun in the prison camps! At least they feed you well. Best insult them behind closed doors, they can’t get you there
* Flipping off the Father statues will get your middle finger shot CLEAN OFF! Sometimes it will be both!
*Insult to any of the fathers is considered blasphemy and can grant you the death penalty.
* If someone dresses as Captain 0, they’re probably doing it to kill themselves as dressing up as the mascot of capitalism is forbidden!
* Petty theft is Un$1 to Un$999, everything over $1000 UnBarnian UnDollars is grand theft.
* No farting out in public.
*On the anniversary of a father’s death (especially Father Strange) citizens are not allowed to smile. Get caught smiling on those days and you could risk the prison camps, or death. 
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