Clam Eyes

"This is madness! This is Sparta!"–Clam Eyes
Clam Eyes is a freak who appeared as an enemy to Retzorg in their very early portrayals. 
==History==
In his very first appearance, he was hit by a Shoop Da Woop from Retzorg, so he sort-of-died and became a Hollow known as "Freak Eyes". He later inexplicably became a cyborg-person-thing called "Tech Eyes."
In "Retzorg and the Serbian", Thomas Edison bought him for ¥25 and dropped a bridge on him to try to show the people of Jump City that bridges were too dangerous for use in homes, and Clam Eyes died. He became known as a public nuisance because he was constantly yelling "I'M DEAD" and smelling really badly. Woodrow Wilson hit him with a hadoken for this, killing him.
==Trivia==
*By looking closely at more recent Spore creations of Clam Eyes, it can be seen that the eponymous clam shapes are actually shells over his actual eyes, which are round and uniformly orange.
*Given how long Clam Eyes lives, even before his various deaths, Clam Eyes has an amount of longevity similar to some species of clam, with the oldest recorded specimen being confirmed to have been 507 years old at its time of death.
==Names in Other Languages==
Language	Name 	Explanation
English 	Clam Eyes 	Derived from "Snake-Eyes" and "clam."
Deutsch 	Augester 	Portmanteau of "auge," meaning "eye" and "auster," meaning "oyster."
Italiano	Molluscocchi	Portmanteau of "mollusco," meaning "mollusc," and "occhi," meaning "eyes."
日本語 	かきめ 	Combination of 牡蛎 (oyster) and 目 (eye). Romanized as "Kakime."
==References==
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