Not So Happy Campers: Part 1

Not So Happy Campers: Part 1 Is The First Episode Of The Total Drama Island Reboot.
== Transcript ==
Male - It Gives Me An Unfiltered Sense Of Joy To Tell You... Welcome Back To Camp Wawanakwa! It‘s Been A Year Since The Ridonculous Race, But We’re Happy To Say That Not Only Are We Back, We‘re More Brutal, More Intense, And More TOTAL DRAMA Than Ever Before! Because We Are Taking You Back To 2007 To See The First Ever Season, One More Time! And This Time, It's All New! New Hosts, New Contestants, New Interns, New Camera Crew, New DRAMA! Consider It, A Renovation For The Total Drama Trilogy.
Female - The Only Thing That Will Stay The Same Are The Rules: An All-New Batch Of Campers Have Unexpectedly Signed Up To Spend A Few Weeks Right Here At This Very Summer Camp. Sound Familar? It Should!
Male - They'll Compete In Challenges Against Each Other. Then Face The Judgement Of Their Fellow Campers. Every three days, One team Will Either Win A Reward, Or Watch One of their Team Members Walk Down The Dock Of Shame, Take A Ride On The Boat Of Losers And Leave The Show For Good. Remember That, Too? Great.
The Camera Cuts To The Dock As A Young Man, Wearing Chris's Blue Tuxedo From TDA, Along With White Formal Shoes To Finish The Showman Look, And A Young Woman, Wearing Chef's Pink Glamorous Dress From The Same Season, Coupled With A Pair Of Cute Pink Glass Slippers On Her Dainty Feet, Pop Into View.
Male - So Strap Your Butts In, And Get Ready To Roll. Because This Battle Will Be So Epic, You’ll Be Crying Over Your Childhood Just Watching It! I'm Topher...
Female - And I'm Ella!
Topher - And, After So Long, This Is, Once More....
Topher And Ella - TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!!!! 
After The Theme Song, The Duo Stand On The Dock. 
Topher - Remember That These Players Had No Idea They Signed Up For This Show, So If They Seem A Little Confused, That‘s Probably Why. 
The First Boat Arrives Carrying A Young Man, Wearing A Black Jacket With Red Wings On The Front, Blue Jeans And Black And Red Trainers.
Topher - Jesse, Our First Contestant! How's Jail Working For Ya?
Jesse - (Shrugs) Could Be Worse. Nothing I Can't Handle.
Jesse Walks To The Other Side As The Next Contestant, Wearing A White Hoodie, Jeans, Snow Boots And, Oddly, A Metallic Mask Over His Mouth.
Topher - Here's Our Next Guy, It's Zane The Pain! That's My New Nickname For You, By The Way.
Zane - (Rolls His Eyes) Typical Topher.
Zane Walks To Jesse Who Holds Out His Hand
Jesse - The Name's Jesse.
Zane - (Shakes His Hand) Call Me, Zane.
Another Boat Pulls Up, An Adorable-Looking Girl Steps Out.
Isabelle - I Don't Believe It... I'M ON TOTAL DRAMA!! (Starts Squeeling)
Ella - I'm Assuming You're... (Checks A Piece Of Paper) Isabelle?
Isabelle - (Gasps) She Knows My Name.
She Squeels Again As Walk To Where Jesse And Zane Are Standing.
Topher - Yep, That's Her Alright. (Shouting) NEXT!
Another Boat Is On The Horizon, Carrying Not One, But Two People.
Male - Are We There Yet? How Much Longer? Can't This Thing Go Any Faster?
Female - (Groans) Who Left This Guy's Mouth Unlocked?
Topher - Jen And Oliver! Right In The Nick Of Time.
Oliver - (Scoffs)  As If!
Jen - I Did Not Sign Up For This. This Is My Stepbrothers' Fault.
Topher - A Likely Story. (Points To The Others) Over There Please.
Jen And Oliver, Still Grumbling, Walk To The Other Contestants.
Yet Another Boat Pulls Up, Carrying Three Teens.
Brett - Whoa! Gnarly!
Lily - Awesome! This Is Definitely Going In The Paper!
Spencer - Wish We Could Say The Same About The Other People You Invited.
Topher - (Shrugs) They're The Best We've Got.
Lily, Brett, And Spencer Walk Over To The Others As One Last Boat Pulls Up. Topher And Ella Gasp.
Topher - Melody? Adam?
Ella - What Are You Two Doing Here?
Melody - Thought We'd See What You Were Up Too.
Adam - That... And We Signed The Contract. (Muttering) Like The Idiots We Are.
Topher - (Facepalms) Just Stand Over (Jams His Thumb In The Direction Of The Contestants) There.
They Walk Past The Duo As Topher's Phone Rings
Topher - It's The Network. (Answers It) Yes? (Becomes Mad) Wha... What Do You Mean That's All Of Them? I Specifically Asked For 22 Contracts, For 22 Contestants, Not 10! (Listens) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (Sighs) Okay, Fine. But This Is On Your Head, Pal. Not Mine!
He Ends The Call. 
Ella - What Was That About?
Topher - Turns Out, There Was A Typo In The Schedule That The Network Misread As "Print Ten Contracts", Not "Print Twenty-Two Contracts". Meaning That These Guys, (Gestures To The Teens) Are The Only Contestants We Have.
Ella - Oh Dear.
Topher - Don't Worry, A Few Changes, And We Can Still Pull It Off.
They Turn To The Teens.
Topher - Alright People, This Is Camp Wawanakwa, Your Home For The Next Eight Weeks. The Campers Standing  Around You Will Be Your Cabin Mates, Your Competition, And Maybe Even Your Friends. Ya Dig? The camper who Manages To Stay On Total Drama IslandThe Longest Without Getting Voted Off Will Win...
Jen - One Million Dollars. People Have Done This Before.
Topher - Nope. Since Netflix Partnerships Go A Long Way In Our Buisness, We Decided To Up The Antie.
Ella Drags On A Tray Full Of Briefcases.
Topher - Each One Of These Twenty Briefcases Each Contains Fifty Million Dollars, Making A Grand Total Of... ONE. BILLION. DOLLARS!!!!! 
The Contestants Gasp In Awe. Topher Pulls Out A Camera.
Topher - But, First Of All, We Need A Group Photo For The Promos. Everyone On The End Of The Dock!
They Walk There And Pose. Topher Holds Up The Camera.
Topher - Okay. Everyone Say...
Contestants - WAWANAKWA!
The Camera Snaps As The Dock Begins To Break.
Jesse - LOOK OUT!!
He Pushes The Other Contestants To Safety, Just As The Dock Breaks, Falling In Himself Instead.