The Incredibly Unlikely Incident of December 18, 2027

One day, HurricaneCat182 was getting ready to fly to New Orleans, Louisiana, for a huge party that all the HHW users were invited to. He packed his computer and got ready to get onto the cab going to the airport. But then, something unusual and incredibly unlikely happened...
== The Beginning ==
He looked up and saw a sparrow. That's weird, he thought. It's only 5:00 in the morning. "Well, that's just an unusual thing. Nothing big."
But then when he walked into the road, the sparrow suddenly turned toward him. It developed laser eyes. "NO!" he screamed, and ran across the street. But he got stuck in the asphalt because it was still drying. It took about an hour to get out, and one minute after he got out, it completely dried.
He kept running, for the laser-eyed bird was circling around his house. HurricaneCat182 kept running, but soon fell into a manhole. But this was just the beginning...
== The Chapter of the Big Baggage ==
OOF. He landed on the bottom of the manhole. Inside were dead rats and a computer that had HHW open on it. It was signed in as a new user called hurricanecyclone347. HurricaneCat182 did not know anything about this user, so he checked it out. 33,440 edits since date of formation, July 8, 2026, it said. That's not possible, he thought. But it was, though he did not know it. hurricanecyclone347 was made out of multiple people and a dog who did not edit. He just barked to encourage the users.
Then, unfortunately, HurricaneCat182's huge, 40-pound baggage landed on top of him. Then it started raining. Huh, he thought. This day is getting to be really weird.
== What he did not know ==
HurricaneCat182 did not know that Tropical Storm Odalys was hitting SoCal. It dropped many inches of rain that brought HurricaneCat182 up to the top of the manhole. With 65-mph winds and a pressure of 981 mbar, Odalys was the most intense TC in California since 1939, as well as the first one in almost 50 years. HurricaneCat182 thought, Thank goodness birds can't stand rain. But then he looked up and saw a laser-eyed sparrow. Well, this one isn't.
== At 10 PM ==
HurricaneCat182 thought, I'll miss the party, it's tomorrow. But then he was instantly teleported to the NOLA hotel the party was in. "You're early," said Bob.
== THE END ==
I don't need to say it's the end because it already says so in the heading above.