Boat for Sale

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Boat for Sale," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining ska and city pop. They negotiate a boat deal, discuss theremins, and speak to an overseas traveler. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci decide that they need to retrieve the SS Double Heads to bring to the 100 episode celebration happening next week. They go to the dock and confront Mr. Bumblebee Tuna, who has been squatting in the boat for almost a full year. He claims he owns the boat, having mastered yacht life by staying the for more than 10,000 hours. He's been using it as a ferry to get folks to inland Texas.
They get a call from Jack London (not the author), who is a Texan visiting England and very confused by European customs such as double-decker busses and low ABV beers. The DJs offer to send Dan and his GTV to rescue Jack.
Mr. Bumblebee Tuna is willing to sell the DJs the boat back to them for a "Costco Hundo," which equals 100 USD. The DJs decide this is probably a good deal and agree to pay.
Longtime listener Pete Best calls in with a request for Fishbone, using the memorable line "more ska, less jaw." They also get a call from Aileen, who is a local theremin player and claims to have bested Fishbone frontman Angelo Moore in a theremin battle years prior.
They decide the genres complement, noting: "If you build it, they will skank."
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Mr. Bumblebee Tuna
Jack London
Pete Best
Aileen
== Featured Music ==
The Ethiopians - "Train to Skaville"
The Impossibles - "Come Back"
Rx Bandits - "Consequential Apathy"
Masayoshi Takanaka - "Jumping Take Off"
Fishbone - "Skankin' to the Beat"
Various Artists - "Detective Theme"
Let's Go Bowling - "Rude 69"