Mickey and The Modern Party Animals Trailer + Reaction

Sorry, I couldn't upload the trailer for the upcoming Beibis production, "The Mickey and The Modern Party Animals Movie 2" set to be released in theaters worldwide on May 24, 2024. But here's the script.
("Sweet Home Alabama" plays in the background)
Speedy: "Hello, everyone! Welcome to the annual singing competition!"
Trevor Jr: Öh boy! I'm so excited!"
(The animals gather together)
Trevor Wolf: "Hey fellas, what's the commotion here?"
Monko: "TREVOR!!!! My boy Trevor!"
(Monko devours him in the head)
Monko: (with a stuffed mouth) "Where are you?"
Trevor Wolf: "Ï'm right here in your mouth, idiot!"
Monko: "Oop, sorry..." (licks Trevor in the face)
Trevor Wolf: "Aah, that's gross! Get it off!"
(Laughs)
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LOS BEIBIS ENTERTAINMENT LOGO
Speedy: "We're gonna put on the biggest show in the world!"
Trevor Wolf: "With big actors, big performances, and big guts!"
(Laughs)
Trevor Wolf: "What?"
FROM THE STUDIO WHO BROUGHT YOU LOS BEIBIS
(Animals dancing to "Sweet Home Alabama")
Uncle Duck: "Trevor, I need a word with you. Your friends' lives are in danger."
Trevor Jr: (shocked) "WHAT?"
("Crazy Train" plays in the background, Mickey smashes the city road with a mecha robot)
Mickey: HAHA!
Uncle Duck: "Mickey Mouse has escaped from prison!"
Mickey: "I'm coming for my revenge, Wolf! HAHAHAHA!" (flies with the mecha robot out of the city)
(Animals gasp)
Trevor Jr: (to Trevor Wolf) Öh, I never see you. And when I do, you're always on the run from a deranged rat!"
(Mickey holds a nail clipper) HAHAHA!!!
"Trevor Wolf: (screaming) "AAAHHHHH!!!!"
(Screen fades to black)
Trevor Jr: But all of that is about to change..."
THIS YEAR
Trevor Wolf: "Are you sure about this?"
Trevor Jr: "I'm gonna make him a good guy!"
Mickey: "ME?!?" (Mickey ends up in a washing machine) "What the- AHH! AHH! AHHHH!!!!"
Monko: "You're a hero!"
Mickey: (groans)
THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER
Speedy: (reveals red curtain) "Meet... El Gallo!" (thunder strikes)
(Animals gasping)
Trevor Wolf: "What the mother chicken!"
Monko: "He's a chicken?"
Speedy: "He's the strongest, most annoying, most obnoxious chicken in the whole wide world!"
(El Gallo does the KIKIKIRIKI!!!!!! crow)
Mickey: "Now that's annoying!"
(The "watch out!" line from the Hall and Oates song "Maneater" plays for a bit and a unconscious Monko attacks Trevor Wolf, who holds a flashlight)
(Monko tries to rip Trevor Wolf into pieces, Wolf falls down and Monko tries to attack him)
("Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!")
Trevor Wolf: "AAAHHHH!!!"
(Trevor gives Monko the flashlight and the latter chews out of it like a baby)
Trevor Jr and Wolfie: "AAWWWW! Gimme! Gimme! (Trevor Jr pushes him away saying "No, no, no, no...")
Mickey: "GET THEM!"
(She's back, baby!)
(Mickey reveals two football missles with his race car)
Trevor Wolf: ÄAAGH!"
("Ooh, there she comes!") BETTER
(Trevor Wolf speeds with his race car, the Orca springs out of the lava in front of the party animals)
AND MUCH DUMBER
(Trevor Jr and Wolfie attempt to silently cross through Mickey's lair, but Wolfie screws it up"with "Who Let The Grads Out!")
(Trevor Jr punches him)
THE MICKEY AND THE MODERN PARTY ANIMALS MOVIE
Donkey Kong: "Hey Mickey, wanna see something cool?"
(A blue spiky race car is revealed)
Mickey: Öh my goodness!"
Donkey Kong: "Let's ride!"
(Mickey and Donkey Kong ride the race car to a nearby fortress)
Donkey Kong: "Here we go! Banana slamma!"
Mickey: "YEEEYYYY! Oomph! Ow... I'm falling?" AHH! Help! I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna fall... (almost reaches lava) "Heh heh, I'm okay!"
Donkey Kong: (groans)
COMING SOON TO THEATERS
Reaction Time!
This is definitely one of the most ridiculous, if not downright hilarious, trailers I've ever seen for a movie with a low budget of $30 million dollars. I mean, what did you expect? An Oscar winning story about a mouse learning how to be a hero and accepting change for the better? Were you expecting a father-son relationship between Trevor the Wolf and his more competent son, Trevor Jr? All these ideas seem worthy of a decent movie for the whole family, but when your movie title's name is "Mickey and The Modern Party Animals," you surely know what to expect. 
Don't expect to see an Oscar bait winning film or one of those movies created by the greatest filmmakers of our time. Hello, this is MICKEY AND THE MODERN PARTY ANIMALS we're talking about. Expect to see the same incompetent characters, with lowbrow jokes you've already seen in the show and a dumbed down message about what it takes to be a good guy and a bad guy, in a cringey sort of way. I mean, the teaser trailer for this new movie didn't do it any justice, but at least this official trailer gave us a whole different perspective of what a "Mickey and The Modern Party Animals" movie could be, rather than falling back into the mud with the same, tired jokes and poorly written storylines from the series.
Final Grade (Official Trailer): 6/10
"The Mickey and The Modern Party Animals Movie" is coming soon to theaters May 24.
Rated PG for action and rude humor.