The Little Miner That Could

The Little Miner That Could is the fifth episode of Assertive Acquisitions.
While making repairs at the moonbase, they discuss custom turrets and further strategical rover improvements. They give up on the shot-up solar tower and fix the damaged Underbiter. 
At the captured listening outpost, Splitsie realises that, in lunar gravity, the Underbiter can pick up the whole building and carry it back to add it to the moonbase. Splitsie merges the two grids together so hard his engineer gets an out-of-body experience. 
TFE explains his rover naming progression: the double armed duck, the double armored duck, jumping double armored duck, or short: J-Dad! Instead of Tranquility Base, they name this moonbase Agitation Station. 
They head out again and attack the nearest ACS base, closely avoiding being hit by a divebombing drone. They successfully raid the base and Splitsie giggles while stealing a plushie. On the way back, Splitsie watches his hydrogen closely — but notices too late that he has run out of power. 
After fighting off a drone, TFE's power is also low, and they decide to attack the lightly-armed base close-by and recharge there. They defeat the base quickly but Splitsie and his immobile (but still armed!) rover get shot up by drones. How can TFE recharge Splitsie's rover while under fire himself?
Splitsie has a plan: He plays decoy on foot while TFE rescues the rovers. With 1 hp left, Splitsie switches to a cinematic third person view and shows the drone missing him running in a straight line, despite its constant machine gun fire. TFE recharges Splitsie's rover and the revived gatling turret promptly finishes the drone. They barely make it to the defeated base and engineer a way to siphon off its power. 
Discussing their power options, Splitsie demonstrates how each of them can attach one large-grid battery to their small-grid rovers to have power for the 7km trip back home in the dark. They make it back to the Agitation Station -- this time, it's their searchlight tower that got obliterated by a stray drone... 
==Quotes==
Splitsie: "The J-Dad: 'I swear I'm coooool!'"
Splitsie: "You don't listen! You're Capac number two!"
TFE: "Did you explode?" --
Splitsie: "No." --
TFE: "Hmmmm I just heard an explosion..." --
Splitsie: "I, accidentally, hit my connector button..."
==Trivia==
In this episode, TFE's picture-in-picture view is missing since his recording quality has hit literal slideshow levels.