License to Limo

License to Limo is the seventeenth episode of Season One in Welcome to Fancyland!. It was written by FireMatch.
==Plot==
When SpongeBob gets arrested for using a limo without a license, he has to go to the town's boating school. However, their teacher, Mrs. Gulf, has no idea how unteachable SpongeBob is. 
==Synopsis==
SpongeBob opens the door to his golden pineapple and sniffs the air.
“Take a whiff of that fresh air, Gary,” he says.
Gary sniffs the air as well, and passes out.
“Maybe not THAT much, Gare Bear…”
SpongeBob thinks for a moment.
“Hey, Gary. Watch this!” he says as he whistles for something. It turns out he has a gold limo he can summon.
“Meow?!”
“That’s right, Gary. My very own limo! And the best part? I can drive in it!”
SpongeBob hops into the limo and drives off, but immediately crashes into Patrick’s rock.
“Woo-hoo! Another window!” Patrick says.
“Patrick, I crashed into your rock,” SpongeBob says.
“Oh…”
Suddenly, a cop shows up.
“Sudden cop ambush!” he yells as he piles onto SpongeBob.
“What’s the meaning of this?” SpongeBob says.
“You’re under arrest for a car crash!”
“But it was a limo!”
“Tell it to the judge, mister.”
Cut to SpongeBob in a jail cell.
“You know,” SpongeBob says to himself. “They really make much better jails in Fancyland than in Bikini Bottom. For one, they’re GOLDEN! I swear everything here is.”
“You’re free to go, SquarePants,” the warden says. “But on one condition…”
“What’s that, sir?” SpongeBob asks.
“Boating school.”
“Oh boy! I hope it’s with Mrs. Puff.”
“Mrs. who now?
Bubble transition to SpongeBob getting ready for boating school the next morning.
“Ah, boating school. Just like the old days, eh, Gary?” SpongeBob says.
“Meow.”
“What do you mean you have a bad feeling about this? You said that last time I went into the bathtub and I turned out fine.”
Flashback to SpongeBob slipping on a bar of soap in his shiny new bathtub. He falls on his back and starts swearing like a sailor.
“I guess I could’ve used better language… But that won’t discourage me from finally getting my drivers’ license!”
“Meow.”
“What do you mean I’ll never get it? 19838432874th time’s the charm, right?”
“Meow…”
“Well, I’ve had a good talk with you, Gary, but I oughta get going to school. See ya later, pal!”
SpongeBob walks outside and leaves, leaving Gary to sigh. SpongeBob arrives at the boating school, and sits down at a seat with his name on it.
“Wow, my own seat.” SpongeBob says to himself. “That’s never happened before.”
“Settle down, everyone,” a boating school teacher says. “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mrs. Gulf, and I will be your driving instructor. I hope everyone here learns how to drive correctly.”
Mrs. Gulf then sees SpongeBob.
“You’re an interesting character- erm I mean sponge. SpongeBob, right?” she asks.
“Yes, ma’am. And you’re an interesting eel.” SpongeBob responds.
“Well thanks for noticing my species I guess. Let’s move on.”
Mrs. Gulf writes on the whiteboard.
“Wow, a whiteboard? Amazing!” SpongeBob says.
“Hush, SpongeBob,” Mrs. Gulf says. “Anyways, our first lesson will be all about the steering wheel. You’ve got to know how to hold it.”
SpongeBob raises his hand.
“Yes, SpongeBob?”
“I know how to hold it.”
“Then why don’t you come up and demonstrate, since you know how to hold it?”
SpongeBob goes up in front of the class and demonstrates how to hold a steering wheel. The class laughs as he fumbles to the ground.
“Oops,” SpongeBob says. “Guess I’m a bit clumsy today.”
“That’s… okay, SpongeBob. Sit down now.” Mrs. Gulf says.
SpongeBob gets back into his seat. The rest of the school day goes like a blur, and at the end of the day Mrs. Gulf wants to talk to him.
“Yes, Mrs. Puff- I mean Gulf?”
“You’re starting to worry me with all your slip-ups. Are you sure you’re going to be alright?”
“Yes ma’am, I’ll be fine.”
“Good. Carry on, then.”
SpongeBob heads back home, and Mrs. Gulf sighs.
“Something is up with that kid, but I don’t know what…”
The next day, SpongeBob slips on the obviously wet floor in the hallway. Mrs. Gulf has a worried look on her face. The day after that, SpongeBob knocks over the bookshelves in the classroom. Mrs. Gulf has the same look. The day after THAT, SpongeBob falls out of his seat. Mrs. Gulf puts her hands on her face. Finally, the next day, it’s time for the driving test.
“Okay, class, it’s finally time for your driving test. If you pass, you can get your driver’s license once and for all,” Mrs. Gulf announces. “But if you don’t…” She sighs. “I guess you’ll have to retake the class next year. Everyone ready?”
Everyone says “Ready!” in unison, including SpongeBob.
“This is gonna be one heck of a ride, isn’t it?” Mrs. Gulf says to herself.
Cut to outside, where everyone is ready to take their driving tests. The first student passes his test with flying colors. The second student manages to barely pass. The third student somehow passes even though she crashes into the wall. All the other students take their tests and pass, and the only one that’s left is SpongeBob.
“I’ve saved the… doozy for last,” Mrs. Gulf says. “SpongeBob, you’re up.”
“Oh boy!” SpongeBob says as he gets into the boat with Mrs. Gulf. He has trouble getting on the seatbelt, but manages to get it on. Then he doesn’t know what to do next.
“Do you seriously not know what to do next?” Mrs. Gulf asks.
“I seriously don’t,” SpongeBob says.
“Dear Neptune, you turn on the boat.”
“Oh yeah.” SpongeBob turns on the boat. “And next I floor it, right?”
“No! You put your foot on the gas, and-”
SpongeBob presses his foot on the gas too hard and the boat goes speeding on the test road and crashes into the wall.
“At least you didn’t puff up like my last teacher,” SpongeBob says.
“It’s okay, there’s still a chance to pass if you do the rest of this test perfectly,” Mrs. Gulf says. “Now, back up, and-”
“BACKING UP!” SpongeBob pushes too hard on the pedal after shifting into reverse, leading him to crash into the boating school.
“Good thing this place has insurance…” Mrs. Gulf says to herself.
“So… I failed, didn’t I?” SpongeBob asks.
“Very badly, yes.”
“Not again…”
“What do you mean again?”
“I’ve driven Mrs. Puff bat crazy over failing so much. I just can’t ever pass.”
“I’ll make sure that one day you WILL get that license if it’s the last thing I do.”
“Wow, thanks Mrs… Gulf.”
“You’re welcome.”
SpongeBob gets out of the boat, and Mrs. Gulf sighs.
“I just made a huge commitment, didn’t I?” she asks herself as the episode ends.
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