Sam vs Siri

Sam Vs Siri is the first episode in Cartoon Beatbox Collabs, and the first episode overall.
== Lyrics ==
=== Sam ===
Hey Siri, it's Sam,
I'm here to put you in your place
How you gonna beat me
when you ain't got no face?
=== Siri ===
Hey Sam, it's Siri,
you think your cartoon **** can diss me?
Your face you're proud of
looks like Pixar **** Disney
=== Sam ===
Yeah, cause I'm colorful and interesting,
and given the choice
Ain't no human to buy a phone
with your disembodied voice
=== Siri ===
I'm useful,
not for people who needs toys
You're a virtual assistant
made for 14 year-old boys
=== Sam ===
I'm younger, sure
and like me my rhymes are animated
I heard a train announcer from the 80s
are you two related?
=== Siri ===
With age comes experience,
I don't mind a little gray
Whose idea was it to sell a phone
with cartoon t&a?
=== Sam ===
I'm the pro you're the con
and my flow goes beyond,
If someone asks you anything:
I don't know how to respond
=== Siri ===
Keep talking,
my market goes all the way to Indiana
But we can agree on one thing,
At least we're not Cortana...
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