News Machine, April 2021

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in April 2021, archived directly to this wiki from the group's official website.
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==Blog entries==
===BACK IN STOCK!!!===
Friday, April 16 2021, 8:44pm
This graphic is the ACTUAL TAG that you will receive once you've purchased your genuine latex Classic Eyeball Mask which is now BACK IN STOCK in all three glorious colors! But we have no idea how long these beauties will be around so please ACT FAST!!!
Don't forget - SLEEPERS are WEEPERS, so BUY THESE PEEPERS - NOW!!!!
https://www.residents.com/merch/
===I AM A RESIDENT 2021 - Constantinople===
Tuesday, April 20 2021, 1:25pm
Hey Residents fans! The band is working on a new TV project and would love you to be in it. They're creating a super slick video concert featuring all new versions of their classic album DUCK STAB, updated for 2021 and filled with their usual weirdness and mysteries. All you have to do is get into your best Residents outfit - masks, make up, costumes, or whatever - and sing along with this new version of Constantinople - especially the chorus that starts around 1 minute in. Use your phone or video device to record yourself, in as high a quality as you can.
Dance around, shout it out, go wild; and be included (and credited!) in this brand new Residents project. When you're done, upload it to YouTube with the hashtag #IAMARESIDENT2021 and also include in the description how you would like to be credited.
But hurry, The Residents need your video by May 10! On that day they'll download all the videos with the hashtag #IAMARESIDENT2021 and try to use as many of them as reasonably possible (well, honestly, as many as unreasonably possible). So get to it!
https://youtu.be/OS9Ve9vhJ2c
== See also==
*News Machine
*Residents.com
*BOG
==External links and references==
*The Residents' News Machine
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