Revenge of The Evil Grandpa Master Lox/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: September 14, 1996
Episode Copyrighted: 1995
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode starts of in the basement, Lincoln is tied up to a wooden chair in the middle of the room.
Lincoln Loud: AH! Where am I?!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *comes out of some shadows and steps in front of Lincoln* Hello Lincoln... You're quite the hero...
Lincoln Loud: *screams* AHHHH! You're a real villain! I thought I was just having a nightmare!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: A Nightmare? Why?...Is it because I'm a villain? I scared you.
Lincoln Loud: Um, well.... Yes!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *sighs* Everyone finds me scary! I'm not though! I'm a villain… So what!? I'm evil!
Lincoln Loud: But you scared people and electrocuted them!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I used too... Then I learned that I was using my powers for bad. You don't get rewarded for being bad either. Royal Woods just makes a bunch of horrible films about you. Well, we're different now! Us monsters want to help students like you because you have powers like us! I must destroy you, Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: So, you're evil? But but.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Look, you have a lot of powers...You and your sisters are the chosen ones...
Lincoln Loud: *gulps* The chosen ones? How?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: The prophecy has it that one night a star will fall and turn 2 extraordinary citizens into heroes... The citizens are you...
Lincoln Loud: Let me guess...You need us two so we can revive The Flying Dutchman...
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Not anymore! *electrocutes Lincoln with my hands*
Lincoln Loud: *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
Lincoln Loud: But The Flying Dutchman is evil! I'll never help you!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *electrocutes Lincoln again with my hands*
Lincoln Loud: AH! Get it away!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Why? I'll electrocute you... It'll help you to not be afraid anymore... You don't want to be afraid do you?
Lincoln Loud: No, I guess not...
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Then put it on and you can learn how to use your powers...
Lincoln Loud: Wait, before I put this ring on... Can you tell me about The Flying Dutchman?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: The Flying Dutchman is gone anymore. I've captured him.
Lincoln Loud: *angrily* The Flying Dutchman is real.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *grabs Lincoln* No, he's fake.
Lincoln Loud: *angrily, to Grandpa Master Lox* You're the real villain. I'm a hero.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *flings Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *screams, then crashes on Patrick's belly*
Patrick Star: Ow, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *gets Patrick off of his belly* Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick Star: You watch what you're sitting.
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, I was talking about The Flying Dutchman and then Grandpa Master Lox flung me screaming. Now tell me what you're doing here.
Patrick Star: You think you're the only one who can be a ghost?
Lincoln Loud: You think?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *offscreen, evil laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, it's The Evil Grandpa Master Lox. We have to destroy him.
Patrick Star: Gotcha!
Slide transition cuts to the city being enslaved by The Evil Grandpa Master Lox.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Mwahahaha! My plan worked!
Crew Member 1: Sure, it was a great plan, boss!
Crew Member 2: Yep!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: You said it! Being the ruler of the city is great!
Crew Member 3: Say, boss, what should we do with these 3?
Camera pans to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lincoln and Leni frozen.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Keep them frozen! I want no other rebels against the leader!
French Narrator: How did this all happen? Why are they frozen? When can I retire from this stupid job? It all happened a few hours ago...
Flashback effect.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Man, it sure is boring sailing all alone.
Crew Member 1: You said it.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I haven't been terrified of the sea in a thousand years! Maybe I should get back to it! *flies to the city* Beware! It is I, The Evil Grandpa Master Lox!!!!
Human: Did you hear something?
Other Human: Hear what?
Human: Me neither.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Why aren't they fearing me?!
Crew Member 1: Face it, boss, you're too old for this.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Too old? 2560 years isn't that old!
Crew Member 1: It is.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Phooey. If only there was some way to scare everyone!
Crew Member 1: You could try to enslave everyone.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Quiet, you fool!!!! I'm thinking! What if... I enslaved everybody!
Crew Member 1: How do you plan to do that, boss?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I don't know... Oo! I know!
Ominus smoke clouds fly over the city.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Bow down to your new leader!
Humans and Bottomites: *keeps walking*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I said bow down!
Bottomite: Yeah, and why?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *electrocutes bottomite with my hands and transforms him into a zombie* Because I can do that!
Humans and Bottomites: *flees in terror*
Slide transition to the room, the sisters came to the room.
Lori Loud: What is going on here?
Lana Loud: *grins* Ladies, allow me to introduce the new and improved guard dog of the family: Charles.
The sisters all looked at Charles who gave a yawn.
Lola Loud: Pffft! Yeah right.
Lori Loud: Lana, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Lana Loud: What do you mean? I’m training Charles to defend our home from robbers and bullies!
Luan Loud: Yeah, but Charles doesn’t really seem like the type of dog to attack people. He’s too docile and playful to be that mean.
Leni Loud: Yeah. Charles is perfect the way he is.
Luna Loud: Don’t fix something that isn’t broken, sis.
Lana Loud: *unfazed* You guys don’t understand. Charles is a great dog, but I want to help him become better. He’s gonna protect our family!
Lori Loud: We’re just saying, Lana. This is the kind of idea that can easily backfire.
Lana Loud: Come on, guys. What's the worst that could happen?
The girls' attention turned to Charles who was digging through the dog food box again.
Lisa Loud: In that particular case? Him not becoming a very good guard dog.
Lana Loud: Trust me, he will.
Lori Loud: Whatever you say, sis.
Loud Sisters: *leaves the room*
Lana Loud: *scratches Charles’s back* You’ll be the best guard dog in the world in no time.
Charles let out a snore in response and Lana noticed that he had fallen asleep.
Lana Loud: *deadpanned* With a lot of training.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks outside* Sure is foggy.
Patrick Star: You said it.
Squidward Tentacles: What is the meaning of this fog?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, I don't know, Squidward.
Lana Loud: *points towards Dutchman* Maybe he's...
SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles: Gr...Gr...Gr... GRANDPA MASTER LOX!!!!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *turns to face them* Well well well, what do we have here? Why, it's my old crew! Prepare to be enslaved!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Lincoln and Lana Loud: runs downstairs*
Lincoln Loud: This is bad!
Squidward Tentacles: I have a permanent fear of ghosts after what happened that one night!
Leni Loud: *from upstairs* What?! What happened?!
Lana Loud: It's Grandpa Master Lox! He's attacking the city!
Leni Loud: We need to stop him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: But how?!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *offscreen* I seeee youuuuuu!
Patrick Star: Oh no, he sees us!
Lana Loud: Yeah!
Slide transition cuts to Sandy's Treedome, they all run to her treedome while Grandpa Master Lox tries to enslave them.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy Cheeks: *walks out holding a laser gun* Stay back villains! *shoots squidward* Oh it's you.
Lincoln Loud: We need to stop him!
Sandy Cheeks: if we're gonna do that we need to form an alliance!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe Master Lox and Plankton will help!
Slide transition cuts to Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lana, Lincoln and Leni knocking at Master Lox's door.
Lord Master Lox: *walks out of the door holding a laser gun* Stand back villains! *shoots Squidward* Oh. It's you.
Lincoln Loud: Listen, Master Lox! We are forming an alliance to stop Grandpa Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: Okay, Lincoln.
Plankton: Hmmm. I'm in.
Squidward Tentacles: Now let's go back to my house.
Slide transition cuts to Squidward's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It will take a while but we will stop him!
Screen cuts to Grandpa Master Lox laughing.
Leni Loud: Oh. *realizes what that means* Oh no.
Lincoln Loud: We just need a plan...
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughter* No one can stop me now! *faces towards the house* Well well well, what do we have here?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, and about Lana, we already found her. But I think you guys need to come here. *to Grandpa Master Lox, angrily* Prepare to be destroyed, villain.
Leni Loud: *angrily* Bring it on.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *shoots laser at SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lincoln and Leni freezes them*
He pulls them closer.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: No!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Muahahaha! No one will stop me now!
Lana Loud: Guys, we have to unfreeze them.
Sandy Cheeks: And our friends too.
Plankton: We need to get new members if we're gonna get them back!
Lord Master Lox: Well, that's it.
Sandy Cheeks: Hmmmm....
SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams and has a nightmare about Grandpa Master Lox* It was a dream.
Leni Loud: *runs to SpongeBob* SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Are you okay, SpongeBob. I heard you screaming.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I had a nightmare, Leni.
Leni Loud: It's okay. Now tell me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There was a villain in the Loud House.
Leni Loud: Where?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at Grandpa Master Lox* And he's here. *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *scares SpongeBob and Leni* Boo.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Leni Loud: *screams and runs away*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs* You won't get away with this.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Leni Loud: *keeps screaming*
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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