Lobotomy Project

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 PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT AFFILIATED OR RELATED TO “LOBOTOMY CORP”, PROJECT MOON’S INDIE VIDEO GAME. I THOUGHT “LOBOTOMY” WAS A COOL WORD, SO I MADE A CORPORATION OUT OF IT.
== Credits ==
Writers: LifeofToast, TheSynthesizer-official, TheFakeZ3nu, Theidealminecrafter, MinesOfAltamira3132 
Spellchecker(s): HelloIamfromanotherplanet
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Proofreader: LifeofToast
Editor(s): LostHamburger
== Preface (Authors' Notes) ==
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== Introduction ==
Lobotomy Project takes place in Area-00596, the biggest headquarters of the Lobotomy Corporation. It is affiliated with the CIA, the FBI, the DARPA, and many more confidential organizations. It specializes in documenting anomalies rather than containing them.
The Lobotomy Corporation was founded by a group of professional journalists in 1969 when several anomalies were reported, and Lobotomy documented all of them in handsome detail. Over the years, Lobotomy has spread into multiple areas, and one of them is Minecraft. This is a list of most of the documented entities discovered by Lobotomy. This list has been issued by Lobotomy itself to inform the public about some of the various anomalies in Minecraft, and how to handle them. If it is possible to handle them. 
Here's a guide to all the Entity Safety Level (ESLs):
(a) Safe: Entities that are safe to see, hear, smell, and/or touch 
(b) Unsafe: Unsafe entities that are better seen from a distance, or are neutral
(c) Full Documentation Pending (FDP): Entities that are 50% to 80% documented
(d) Type-Alpha: Entities that are safe but sentient and can think for themselves
(e) Type-Beta: Entities that are hostile and can attack you
(f) Type-Delta: Highly dangerous entities that you should not come in contact with at any times. Are capable of committing mass murder.
(g) Type-Sigma-A: Strange yet safe inanimate objects
(h) Type-Sigma-B: Unsafe inanimate objects
(i) Type-Omega: Don't run. Don't hide. You're dead already.
Remember, any signs of brain trauma, physical, mental, or emotional injury, or other side effects of encountering these entities are strictly not Lobotomy Corp's fault.
== Volume 1: Obscure Entities ==
=== ENTITY 001 (labeled LB-001): Humpty Dumpty ===
CODENAME: Humpty Dumpty
ESL: Type-Alpha
DATE OF DOCUMENTATION: 1st March, 2010
SUMMARY: 
LB-001 [Humpty Dumpty] can be described as a person-shaped like a cracked egg. It (or he) wears a black bowler hat and defies the physics of Minecraft, therefore appearing with noticeable curves. It has white limbs and short claws. The claws, however, are blunt and not capable of tearing flesh. It can be heard grumbling and it makes cracking and snapping noises at midnight.
It was discovered quite really sitting on the top of a 10-block-high brick wall created by the player Maceldorf113. It is mainly stationary and simply looks. It does not walk frequently. LB-001 can be touched but triggers a fight-or-flight response upon sight.
This entity has no notable encounters.
===LB-002: The Reaver===
CODENAME: The Reaver
ESL: FDP
DATE OF DOCUMENTATION: 6th October 2006
SUMMARY:
LB-002 [The Reaver] is a man in Victorian-era clothes and a large mask representing a raven with bright yellow eyes on both sides of his long, black "beak", as you may call it. He is somewhat neutral and does not attack unless provoked. He is 6'0" feet tall (as seen in real life) and half a block taller than the average character (as seen in Minecraft). People have described him to be imitating plague doctors in the 1300s. His Victorian-era suit is brown and black, sprinkled with flint and bits of coal. He carries a lighter, a scalpel, a magnifying glass, and a purple glass prism.
He claims to have come from a noble race millions of years ago and says that he is the last hope for said race. He can travel through different worlds and universes, often appearing in Minecraft and real life, though not at the same time. The mentioned prism he carries appears to be the way he travels universes. Reportedly, if you try to take the prism from him, he will enter a hostile state. In this state, reports vary: one encounter had LB-002 mentally dominate the victim, and another had him rip another victim apart with his bare hands.
LB-002's magnifying glass is somewhat ordinary, except for the fact that the glass is toxic and will immediately kill you. It is unclear why LB-002 carries this, but the MSCP Foundation is currently conducting tests on this.
In Minecraft, LB-002 can be seen randomly. He says that he "chooses" players to visit. He then "judges" his victim. If he approves the victim, the next time the victim is killed (not at the hands of LB-002) he dissects the victim's body and stores their organs in his faux leather bag. He says that he then travels back to reality and uses the organs to create undead organisms. If LB-002 does not approve of the victim, he leaves their world.
There is one notable interaction with LB-002, which was recorded in MSCP Area 8.
==== FILE 002-A ====
Dr. Grigori: […] Greetings.
LB-002: Greetings, Doctor.
LB-002: Have you ever wondered about the darkness of mere being?
Dr. Grigori: Well... I have never really answered such rhetorical questions before.
Dr. Grigori: So, tell me, Reaver-
LB-002: My name is Alepath. You maggots have given me that lowly name.
LB-002: Alas, violence will not solve the world's problems. Go on, doctor.
Dr. Grigori: So, Alepath. Tell me about your forefathers. Your race. I want to know more about it.
LB-002: In my time, people used to earn the right to know information. I can see you are carefully documenting me, and as I know, compliance will be rewarded.
LB-002: I came from noble men and women. I cannot describe them in your simple language. We lived in the multiverse. All other multiversal races jeered at us, called us parasites since we lived in another race's universe. Each of my brethren assumed different shapes, and I assumed this one. I ventured through all the hundred thousand universes, and this one was the best, so I resided in it.
Dr. Grigori: Define your omnipotence, your capability to dominate our minds. You bend and twist humans' minds like mere playthings. Describe it. How do you do it?
LB-002: My forefathers and foremothers told me these were the questions of an ignorant mongrel. But I am restraining my racial anger at you.
LB-002: You see, after all the universes I traversed, I found that the human mind is simple, innocent even. I have no supernatural powers as you think I have. I just have mastery in manipulating your simpleton brains. It would take another traversal through the hundred thousand universes of another multiverse to know how to snap their minds. Do you understand now?
Dr. Grigori: Partly. Do you have any intention to harm humanity?
LB-002: I see. I finally see through your plan. You want to know every inch of my brain's machinations, then see how you can manipulate me into becoming your servant. Please, you lowly rats, think of me as a fellow human! Why must you be so cruel? 
LB-002: Besides, my mind is much too complex for your species to understand. Stop wasting precious time on it.
LB-002: You see? This is why neither communism nor socialism nor even democracy is superior! All of them are equally scandalous! I take no sides!
Dr. Grigori: Finished with your little speech? I need the paycheck they give me. I need to feed my family.
LB-002: You evil Dictator! You use your non-existent "family" as a front to gain me your sympathy! You have no family, you filthy bastard! I would never pledge my allegiance to a mongrel like you!
Dr. Grigori: Alepath, this is getting out of hand. Let's wrap this up, shall we?
LB-002: You lowly worm, you don't deserve to call me by my name! I'll kill you!
Dr. Grigori: (sobbing) Okay, okay, I'm sorry! Please... no... anything but that! 
[LB-002 SNAPPED DR. GRIGORI'S MIND LIKE A TWIG]
Dr. Grigori: (SCREAMS IN AGONY)
LB-002: By the Five Gods, no apology is enough! I will torture you until you die!
[DR. GRIGORI WAS REPORTED DEAD. LB-002 WAS SEDATED AND LOCKED IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY TITANIUM CELL.]
===LB-003: Cursed Dream===
Main article: Cursed Dream
CODENAME: Cursed Dream
ESL: Type-Beta
DATE OF DOCUMENTATION: 14th September 2021
SUMMARY:
LB-003 [Cursed Dream], sometimes called Nightmare, is a player with the skin as a bloody variant of Dream, a popular Minecraft YouTuber. It is thought that she was a Dream stan who died and their soul got sucked into Minecraft. Evidence of this is that a girl died on the first sighting of Cursed Dream. The signs of a cursed dream are signs saying "Dream is here", "sUbscriBE to dream". There also may be structures in the shape of dream's mask popping around. Redstone torches crosses made out of green wool, with more green sheep appearing, are also the signs of Cursed Dream. Cursed Dream doesn't do anything much to your PC, when you encounter it, your screen will shake and Cursed Dream will start spamming tweets of dream stans in the chat, and "SUBSCRIBE TO DREAM". Then it will delete your world. If you haven't subscribed to dream before Cursed Dream appears, when you check your Youtube you will be automatically subbed to dream, and you CAN'T unsubscribe.
Cursed Dream is first encountered in a Minecraft survival server called Minehub. The world is monitored by the Lobotomy Corporation right now.
=== LB-004: The Exploiter ===
CODENAME: The Exploiter
ESL: Type-Delta
DATE OF DOCUMENTATION: April 9th, 2013
SUMMARY:
LB-004 [The Exploiter] is a sentient Minecraft mod script. It shows signs that it is a player, but thorough a revision of Minecraft's game script suggests otherwise. LB-004 is reportedly aware of all exploits, glitches, code errors, and graphical errors present in Minecraft. Upon further inspection of LB-004's script, it is evident that it is using two pieces of hacking software: "CrystalDB" and "Dapper Engine". These two work differently than all other hacking software for Minecraft. The unique things bout CrystalDB and Dapper Engine are withheld by the MSCP Foundation.
LB-004's skin appears to be a series of random colors. This way, according to the entity, people never know which side its face is and where its back is. It carries a link to a locked digital file that is filled to the brim with Minecraft's secrets, glitches, exploits, and a brief description of most of Minecraft's hacking software.
LB-004 can also be identified as a virus that is carried on to different worlds by mods that are infected with the virus.
There are no notable sightings or encounters to be listed here.
===LB-005: Interdimensional Gate===
CODENAME: Interdimensional Gate
ESL: Safe
DATE OF DOCUMENTATION: May 28th, 2011
SUMMARY:
In 2013, some people claimed to see a mysterious portal in the middle of the Arizonan desert. The Lobotomy Corporation soon got control of it. Upon further research, it was proved to be an Interdimensional portal left by an unknown creature. 
The Portal is looking, it has several reactors which emit mysterious gas, codenamed "Alkenium", these gases pose a threat to human and other living being's health, so any people who go near the gas MUST wear a gas mask. The gas is used to power up the portal. Once a human steps inside the portal, it will teleport him to a random dimension, even Minecraft. IF they spend too long inside a dimension their body will corrupt and disintegrate due to unknown reasons.
There is one notable expedition to the Minecraft dimension using the portal, here is how it goes.
=== FILE 093-J ===
Dr [REDACTED]: Okay test subject number F1762, please step inside the portal.
Test Subject F1762: No please, doctor! I only robbed a minimarket and killed 2 cops! Why do I have to be sent to execution in this f**king CORPORATION?
Dr [REDACTED]: Shut up John(name of test subject)! Or else I will call the guards, to execute you more harshly...
John: Urgh, fine.
(As shown in the CCTV, John proceeds to walk-in)
(In the Minecraft Dimension...)
John: Oh! Better than I expected.
(Back in the lab...)
Dr [REDACTED]: Okay time to check the camera attached to John.
John: Okay... so my objective is what, doctor?
Dr [REDACTED]: Do what you do in a Minecraft survival world. Collect wood, etc.
John: Uh, Okay.
(After a few hours, John built his house, but something was seen in the distance)
Dr [REDACTED]: Umm, John do you see that creature with glowing eyes and a blue shirt?
John: No... this is a single-player world , right?
The creature moves slowly to John)
Dr [REDACTED]: John! Take action! Pull out your Iron sword!
(John reluctantly moved closer with his Iron sword.)
Dr [REDACTED]: Kill it!
John: Wait, sir! AHHHH
(The camera cuts off)
So far, the scientists there still did not know who killed John, but some speculate that it was the infamous Minecraft legend, Herobrine.
=== LB-006: Rogue Universe ===
CODENAME: Rogue Universe
ESL: Type-Omega
SUMMARY:
LB-006 [Rogue Universe] is an entirely different universe from ours perfectly concealed inside the Minecraft Universe. LB-006 is not reachable easily. It is incredibly hard to enter LB-006. Evidence suggests that the solar systems in LB-006 are much different from ours. For one, every planet (and the Sun) revolves around the Earth, and all of the other planets are visible from the surface of the Earth.
LB-006 was found (or rather, discovered) thanks to some field equations dubbed “The Arachnus Papers”. The Lobotomy Corporations wishes to withhold The Arachnus Papers from the naked eye. LB-006 the Earth in LB-006 shifts and changes depending on the real-world time of day, month, season, and area of the world from which people are entering LB-006. Interactions with fellow people have led Lobotomy members to assume that LB-006 was created by an entity known as Machinio.
Entities like LB-015 [Herobrine], LB-087 [Entity 303], LB-952 [That Thing] and LB-190 [Entity Zero] all have been encountered in LB-006. The entity (or universe) is rated Type-Omega because the combined effort of all the entities found in LB-006 could end both reality and the Minecraft universe.
There is one notable expedition into LB-006:
==== FILE 9384-X ====
Endus, a human test dummy for the Lobotomy Corporation, is due to be sent into LB-006 through a 3D printed version of LB-005 [Interdimensional Gate] which connects the real world to the Minecraft universe, and the Minecraft universe to LB-006.
Dr ███: Endus, please step inside the gate.
Endus: (praying) please, God, I repent my sins…
Dr ███: Endus, step inside the gate.
Endus: (gulps) Yes, doctor.
Dr ███: One second. Before you go, take this device. It will let you hear me, and let me hear you when you arrive in a different universe.
Endus: (takes device)
[ENDUS STEPS INSIDE THE GATE]
Dr ███: (from the device) Endus, what do you see from inside there?
Endus: Static, sir. Nothing but static.
Endus: Wait, it looks like it’s clearing…
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