Spin the Fan (The Spin the Porcupine Show)/Script

Spin: he was watching TV
Announcer: "And now, broadcasting to you live, the TV event you've all been waiting for, it's time for the Main Lady show!"
Main Lady: "I'm the Main Lady, and I have 1,000,000 Mobiums! To get them, you have to be the first person to be a fan of Infinite."
Spin: "Ooh! What a prize. Gotta get it!" he enters his TV screen and goes to the Main Lady show "Hey, where's Infinite? Isn't that how I become his true first fan?"
Main Lady: "Go to the Egg Reverie. No, not the Reverie as in the Dream World Sonic tells us about, the Egg Reverie, a void created by the Phantom Ruby."
Spin: "Ooh! Interesting! I live next to Tails, who may know where the Phantom Ruby is. Anyways, bye bye!" he ran to the camera recording the event and went back to his house "I wouldn't be surprised if people made memes out of what I did there. And I got the camera connected to the Main Lady's contest progress screen!"
Alarm: "Hey, Spin! See you at the Phantom Ruby!"
Spin: he gasps "Alarmadillo!"
Alarm: "That's right. It's me, Alarm the Armadillo."
Spin: "I'll be the first fan of Infinite, whether you like it or not!"
Alarm: "Let's see about that."
Spin: he went to Cream's house
Cream: "Hi, Mr. Spin!"
Spin: "Hey, Cream, can you please record me when we go to the Egg Reverie, where Infinite is in, so that everyone can see me win the challenge?"
Cream: "Sure, Mr. Spin! Go to Mr. Tails, so that he can bring us to Angel Island!"
Spin: he ran to Tails
Alarm: he ran after Spin and went to Tails too
Tails: "Hello, kids!"
Spin: "Hey, Tails, may I please ask where the Phantom Ruby is?"
Alarm: "It's the same reason why we want to look at a waterfall."
Tails: "Nope. I saw what you did on TV. You're not gonna be the first fan of that evil jackal."
Alarm: "At least I had a genuine reason to look at it."
Tails: "Alarm, you're fine. Spin, however, no way."
Spin: "Hmm... I should do it another way, then. Oh, right!" he got out a card with a picture of a cannon "It's a cannon!" he placed the cannon in front of him and went inside said cannon and sent himself to Angel Island
The Tornado flew to Angel Island
Alarm: he landed on Spin while he was still in the air
Cream: she flew to Angel Island, with Madison using her ship to arrive at the island
The four ran to the Phantom Ruby's altar
Knuckles: "What are you doing?"
Spin: he got the Phantom Ruby and teleported himself and Alarm to the Egg Reverie Zone
Knuckles: "Whoa! What are you-"
The four were teleported to Egg Reverie
Infinite: "Ahh, Spin and Alarm. So you want to rescue me from this wretched place?"
Spin and Alarm: "If it means becoming your first fan ever!"
Infinite: "How about you complete my trials so that I can assure that you are my true fans?"
Cream: she records the trials
Infinite: "Eat a million hotdogs."
The two ate hotdogs quickly, with Alarm finishing first
Infinite: "Good. Now the next challenge for you is an obstacle course."
Spin: he finished second
Alarm: he dodged the first obstacles, which were in a series of wrecking balls with spiked walls under them
Spin: he got a wrecking ball and used it to gain more momentum so that he can swing to the end of the obstacle course
Alarm: "Come on, slowpoke! What are you doing?"
Spin: he gained enough momentum to hit Alarm and get to the finish line first "I may feel a bit full, but I am a clever boy."
Alarm: he jumped over spiky pits and crossed the finish line "What's the next challenge?"
Infinite: "Get perfect on this 50 item test, or else you cannot be my true fan."
Cream: "Mr. Spin!"
Spin: "I'm OK!" he answers all of the questions
Cream: "Be sure you and Alarm are OK."
Alarm: he put in the same answers as Spin
Spin: "We answered quickly, because all of these 50 questions are just "Am I great?", "How great am I?", or things like that. You have such a big ego."
Infinite: "Well, I know the answers to these test questions, so I didn't need to get an answer key. Also, that would enable you to cheat, which would disqualify you from being true fans of me, as it'll prove to me that-"
Spin: "Yeah, yeah."
Infinite: "I want to make it a little easy for me to get true fans, so good job."
Gadget: "Grr... this is the last straw you two!"
Spin: "Gadget?"
Gadget: "Yes, it is I, Gadget the Wolf. I knew you were pests, but I didn't know you were actually striving to prove Infinite you're true fans of him."
Cream: "Mr. Gadget!"
Gadget: "Cream! You're here too?"
Cream: "I am Spin's sidekick, after all, and he's babysitting me, so he brought me to this place, and ordered me to record the trials."
Gadget: "Wow! Even I wouldn't do that to my sidekick."
Cream: "This place is cool, though!"
Gadget: "This place isn't safe, Cream."
Madison: she fired her gun at Gadget
Gadget: he ducked, but saw that the bullet was still floating
The bullet opened and revealed a message flag, which said "Let them win this one, you idiot!"
Gadget: "I won't. Nobody deserves to be Infinite's fan! I don't want anyone to like Infinite!"
Infinite: "Looks like the Rookie is here."
Gadget: "Infinite! You destroyed my city and I got diagnosed with PTSD because of you and your horrid action!"
Spin: he spun his leg to charge up an attack on Gadget
Gadget: "You deserve to die forever! This fate for you will not do it for me!" he got out his gun
Spin: he kicked Gadget and sent him flying in the Egg Reverie
Gadget: he was sent to the sky of Egg Reverie
Spin: he laughs
Alarm: he punched Gadget and stomped on him
Cream: "MR. GADGET! Why are you doing this to him?"
Infinite: he laughs at Gadget's suffering
Spin: "Hey, Gadget!"
Gadget: he fired his Red Burst Wispon at Spin
Spin: he ducked, while holding a cake with 17 candles on it just below the attack "Happy birthday, Gadget!" he gave Gadget the cake
Gadget: "Geez! I guess you aren't that bad. How did you know it was my birthday today?"
The cake exploded at him
Spin: he laughed extremely hard
Cream: "Mr. Spin! Mr. Alarm! Why?"
Infinite: "Looks like you are close to being true fans of me, but you have to make it to the finish line while your legs are tied to balls that are 20 lbs." he put chains on Spin's and Alarm's legs "Both legs."
Spin: he did a spindash with the balls and used them like a walking cane to propel himself towards the finish line
Alarm: he was having no trouble with the weights, as he was very strong and fast "Spin! How did you catch up?"
Spin: "My smarts."
Both got to the finish line
Infinite: he removed the balls and chains "Cry now. Fill your container with water from crying."
Spin: he cried using his onions
Alarm: he cried watching Titanic
The containers were filled with water already
Infinite: "Skiing contest."
The two ski to the finish line
Infinite: "Climb the ladders."
The two climbed up the ladders, with Alarm finishing first
Spin: "Of course." he climbed up the ladder faster and go to the finish first
Infinite: "Now find me a red ball."
The two looked all over the place for red balls, but eventually found them
Alarm: "Done!"
Infinite: "That's a maroon ball."
Alarm: "How about this one?" he showed a red ball
Infinite: "OK, you pass."
Spin: "I have both!"
Infinite: "You pass."
Many challenges later...
Infinite: "Jumped a hundred miles."
Spin: he bounced around to prepare himself and jumped very far, covering a hundred miles
Alarm: he jumped far enough, just barely reaching 100 miles
Infinite: "OK, you are true fans of me."
Spin: "Hooray!"
Alarm: "But only one of us became your true fan first."
Infinite: "Spin was always the one to do things first, so I'd say he holds the honor of being a true fan of me first before you."
Alarm: "NO!"
Spin: "Yes!"
The 4, along with Gadget went to the Phantom Ruby and said the words to leave, and left
Gadget: "Spin! You said it too loud!"
Spin: "I don't care."
The 4 went to Tails' Tornado, and Madison piloted it
Tails: "Hey! That's my plane!"
Cream: "Sorry, Tails! Hey, Madison, will you-"
Madison: "No."
Tails: he flew to the Tornado and kicked Madison out of the plane
Madison: she hung to the Tornado tight with her mouse tail and planted a bomb on it, while getting as far away from the bomb as possible using her tail to move away from it
The bomb exploded, and the Tornado crashed near the site where the Main Lady show was being broadcast
Main Lady: "Whoa! What was that?"
Spin: he hit the Main Lady on the head accidentally due to him being the victim of a plane crash
Main Lady: "Ladies and gentlemen-"
A picture of Cream with a jackal fell out of Cream
Main Lady: "What's that? It says here that this picture was from 2 years ago. That jackal was the same jackal that became Infinite after getting corrupted by the Phantom Ruby."
Cream: "Wait, MR. ZERO IS INFINITE? I haven't seen him for so long, that I didn't know what happened to him!"
Spin: he gasped "All of those trials... all of those hard, hard trials, and they were for NOTHING?"
Main Lady: "Looks like Spin is not our winner."
Spin: "Isn't there a rule that-"
Main Lady: "Sorry, Spin, but since Cream still held that love for "Zero" when the challenge started, not knowing he was Infinite, she is the winner of the challenge!"
Spin: "This has got to be a mistake!"
Main Lady: "I'm sorry, but being a friend of his is more than just being his fan, and as a result, that definitely counts."
Cream: "What does that mean?"
Main Lady: "You win a million Mobiums!"
Cream: "I won? I won? I WON! Not only can my Mom cover the bills for her mansion, but we can buy more things to improve the house!" she gave flying kisses to the audience "And I have the bills I need to pay for my PTSD diagnosis, now that I know my former friend, Zero became Infinite."
The audience cheered for Cream
Spin: "No..." he sighed in defeat
Alarm: "That was a fun contest, though, right, Spin? Be a sportsman! I myself thought that this was so fun, that the prize didn't matter, the journey did."
Spin: "You're right. You are a fun arch-rival, and a great best friend, Alarm. It was so fun competing with you."
The End!
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