Punch, Part II

We see the exciting conclusion of "Punch" as the Commander awakens from his coma.
== Transcript ==
{Fade in to Tahoma walking on screen with her microphone}
Tahoma: The Commander's room is just over here...--
{Pan out to Tarbob, sitting in a swivel chair, near Tahoma}
Tarbob: Well well, if it isn't "T-Fresh". You probably couldn't tell but I was making air-quotes just then.
Mee: Hey, why don't you air-shut up?
Tarbob: What? Who's this dick?
Mee: You're the dick!
{Mee punches Tarbob and he slides across the room into an elevator}
Mee: Okay, do the thing.
Tahoma: We're here live at the Sexy Fun-time Hospital, where freelance reporter Mee Marone and I are about to assist Dr. Vampire in performing vital face surgery on Commander Xander, despite having absolutely nothing to do with his injuries.
Mee: Did you say assist? I'm not gonna be assisting any friggin' doctor. I'm performing this surgery myself.
Tahoma: Uhh.... The views expressed by Mee Marone do not necessarily reflect the views of Channel J News.
Mee: Yes they do.
Mee: (To Dr. Vampire) Hey, I need to borrow your doctor cane.
Dr. Vampire: This is a vampire cane.
Mee: Whatever!
{Mee takes the cane from Dr. Vampire's hands}
{The door behind Mee to the Commander's room opens}
Mee: Okay, Channel J, using nothing but my self taught medical skills I will now perform...the uhh... Huh... Whoa...
Tahoma: Is something wrong?
Mee: No! I was just gonna uh... uhh.... We'll be right back!
{Mee enters the room and closes the door}
Tahoma: Hey! You're not allowed to say "We'll be right back" until you get approval from the mic holders guild!
{Cut to Mee, now in the Commanders room}
Mee: *sigh* That was a close one.
Space Tree: What are you doing here?
Mee: Ahh! Space Tree, what are you doing here?
Space Tree: I'm waiting to see if he wakes up. Why are you here? To finish the job?
Mee: Oh come on, you know I didn't do it on purpose. If I even did it at all, which has yet to be proven.
Space Tree: Why don't you just admit you did it?
Mee: Why don't you shut up? *sigh* I just came here to operate on him.
{Cuts to the Commander lying on the hospital bed with lots of medical stuff}
Mee: But, now that I see all this medical stuff he's hooked up to, uhh...
Space Tree: You realise that it'd be better if you left it to the professionals?
Mee: Professionals!? I'm more of a professional than that friggin' medical Vampire dick, out there.
Space Tree: What's your problem? I thought you liked doctors.
Mee: Like them?!
Space Tree: Well, isn't that why you pretend to be one all the time?
Mee: Because I like them? No, Space Tree. Don't you see? I pretend to be a doctor because I hate them.
Space Tree: ... What?
Mee: You see, someone like me claiming to be a doctor, calling myself Dr. Marone all the time, and even going so far as to come into the hospital and attempt to operate on a patient, it makes a mockery of their entire profession. That's why I do it.
Space Tree: You know what, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Mee: Don't you see the genius of it?
Space Tree: Look, why do you even hate them so much? This makes no sense.
Mee: Oh it makes sense, Space Tree, but I'm afraid your explanation will have to wait for another time.
Commander: Aww, but I wanted to hear it.
Mee: Yeah? Well you can go f--- Hey, when did you wake up?
Commander: Just now, it must've been the sensual soothing sound of your voice that revived me.
Mee: My what??
Space Tree: Well, maybe he's right. I mean, you were talking for a pretty long time, there. But I'm glad you're okay, Commander. Here's a present for waking up. It's Allon's other kidney.
{Cut back out of the room to Tahoma and Mee}
Mee: Yep, well, I just went in there and did what I had to do, and the Commander awoke from his coma. That's how it happened.
Tahoma: I guess one could say you're a hero.
Space Tree: Yeah, but one would be full of crap.
Tahoma: *Poking Space Tree* Sounds like somebody's jealous.
Tarbob: Hey what'd I miss? Did that kid die? Because if he did, you are so going to get slandered on Channel K News, Tahoma.
Tahoma: Actually, the Commander's okay. So it looks like Channel J saved the day!
Tarbob: Oh well, s--
{Dr. Vampire sinks his teeth into Tarbob and rips him offscreen}
Tarbob: Oh my God! My blood! Ahhh!!
{Tahoma and Mee are covered in blood}
{Cut to the outside of Space Tree's Ship.}
{Cut to Commander's room. He's sitting in his bed, with others standing around him.}
Commander: Yep, it's good to be back in my own bed. Must've been in that hospital bed for like, three hours.
Pinkfrosting88: Yeah, well, just in case you ever need another emergency transplant, here's Allon's liver.
Allon: How do people keep getting my organs...?
Pinkfrosting88: So, did Marone even apologise?
Commander: Apologise for what? He's the one who saved me by reviving me from that coma.
Pinkfrosting88: No, he's the one who punched you in the face--
Space Tree: Look, what's done is done. Maybe we should all just leave, now, so the Commander can get some sleep.
Pinkfrosting88: Or maybe we should all punch Mee Marone in the face.
Space Tree: Yeah, you do that.
Pinkfrosting88: Maybe I will.
{Knock on door}
Mee: Hey, Commander, are you awake?
Commander: Yeah, well, thanks to you.
Mee: Uh... Yeah... Well, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry--
Commander: You know, it's pretty weird, I can't even remember how I got into that coma in the first place.
Mee: Really?
Commander: Yeah. The last thing I remember is... Mangoes. What's with that? Well, anyway, you were gonna say you were sorry about something?
Mee: Yeah... I'm sorry that you're so stupid that you stupidly fell into a coma by yourself. Stupid.
Commander: Yeah, I guess it was pretty stupid.
Mee: It sure was.
Commander: Well, is there anything else?
Mee: Well, there is one thing.
Commander: What is it?
Mee: Oh, I think you know. I think you know, all too well.
Commander: Wh-what?
{Mee puts a finger over the Commanders mouth}
Mee: Shh-shh.. It's okay Uderick, it's all gonna be okay.
{Mee goes to kiss the Commander, and a pointy tongue and fangs appear in Mee's mouth and his eyes go yellow}
{The Commander wakes up}
{Knock on door}
The Commander: Bler! Oh... Hm. Just a dream. Again.
Mee: Hey Commander, are you awake?
Commander: Uhh, yeah, thanks to you.
Mee: Well, look, I just wanted to say that you need to pay your medical bill.
Commander: I--... Uh, what?
Mee: Well, I did revive you from that coma, so...you kind of owe me 230 dollars.
Commander: Oh, well, that's fair. Can I pay you in organs?
Mee: I guess. Whad'ya you got?
Commander: I've got a kidney and a liver.
Mee: Okay, I guess those'll do. For now.
Commander: So, is there anything else?
Mee: No!
== Easter Eggs ==
There are 3 easter eggs on the end page.
* Click on Tahoma silhouette in the corner to hear Tahoma and Tarbob do some rhyming.
Tahoma: Actually, the Commander's OK. It looks like Channel J saved the day!
Tarbob: Well how about I just eat some hay? Y'know, make things out of clay, lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?
* Click Tahoma again to hear Tarbob make a faux pas.
Tarbob: You're in big trouble, man, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Mee: (Amused) You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Tarbob: ... No...
* Click on the Mee silhouette in the bottom corner to hear Dr. Vampire wonder aloud about his fate. The camera slowly zooms in on his bust, the lights dim, and the background consists of question marks.
Dr. Vampire: Is this the end for Dr. Vampire?
== Fun Facts ==
* Between the time Mee says "That was a close one" and Space Tree says "here's Allon's other kidney", under the border reads "don't watch this scene".
* After said scene, outside the border, Space Tree has a funny face.
* When the Commander calls the incident stupid, his head flips 180 degrees for one frame.
* When Commander is dreaming that Mee leans close to him, his left pupil becomes the demon commander head and Mee turns into a vampire.
* The Commander's Shirt reads "Ayatolla Asshole"
* The Medical Bill reads:
 BILL
 230 GOD-
 DAMN DOLLARS
=== References ===
* The "L for Longface" poster was first seen in The Sanctity.
* The two easter eggs when you click on Tahoma's silhouette are both from the Adam Sandler movie, Happy Gilmore.
*The page title 'Everybody loves a cane' is a reference to the NewsRadio episode The Cane. 
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