魔法烹调大作战 (Mófǎ Pēngtiáo Dàzuòzhàn)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Luo Tianyi	Yuezheng Ling	Both
Chinese 	Pinyin
升起柴禾与炉灶　备上香辛料来准备炙烤 	shēngqǐ cháihé yǔ lúzào bèi shàng xiāngxīnliào lái zhǔnbèi zhìkǎo
难得有食材精妙　经不住这般烟熏火燎 	nándé yǒu shí cái jīngmiào jīngbùzhù zhèbān yānxūnhuǒliǎo
快放下手里汤勺　汤盅这么小　根本吃不饱 	kuài fàngxià shǒulǐ tāngsháo tāng zhōng zhème xiǎo gēnběn chī bù bǎo
奶油汤才是王道　慢慢煲　细细熬 	nǎiyóu tāng cái shì wángdào mànmàn bāo xìxì áo
 	
柠檬孜然黑胡椒　迷迭香配罗勒草 	níngméng zīrán hēihújiāo mídiéxiāng pèi luólè cǎo
多吃烧烤　对生长发育好 	duō chī shāokǎo duì shēngzhǎngfāyù hǎo
《龙族生活习性》里可没这条　明明只是你胡闹 	《lóngzú shēnghuó xíxìng》 lǐ kě méi zhè tiáo míngmíng zhǐshì nǐ húnào
才不是我乱编造　寡淡汤料没味道 	cái búshi wǒ luàn biānzào guǎdàn tāngliào méi wèidao
油花直冒　香烤才能管饱 	yóuhuā zhí mào xiāng kǎo cái néng guǎn bǎo
只顾张嘴等吃　又从不掌勺　不许坏龙嘴巴挑 	zhǐgù zhāngzuǐ děng chī yòu cóngbù zhǎngsháo bùxǔ huài lóng zuǐbā tiāo
 	
不如发起决斗　难道赌注会是汤和烧烤 	bùrú fāqǐ juédòu nándào dǔzhù huì shì tāng hé shāokǎo
谁去谁留　那我欣然接受　可不要指望我会留手 	shéi qù shéi liú nà wǒ xīnránjiēshòu kě bùyào zhǐwàng wǒ huì liú shǒu
 	
起手先出瞬发招　对战魔法师　需打断读条 	qǐ shǒu xiānchū shùn fā zhāo duìzhàn mófǎshī xū dǎduàn dú tiáo
别放风筝到处跑　你这是欺负脆皮魔导 	bié fàngfēngzhēng dàochù pǎo nǐ zhèshì qīfù cuìpí mó dǎo
竟然能接下这招　想来不会轻易被我打倒 	jìngrán néng jiēxià zhè zhāo xiǎnglái bùhuì qīngyì bèi wǒ dǎdǎo
小打小闹太无聊　快将胜负揭晓 	xiǎodǎxiǎonào tài wúliáo kuài jiāng shèngfù jiēxiǎo
 	
看来我只有用出　苍穹暴风雨狂潮 	kànlai wǒ zhǐyǒu yòng chū cāngqióng bàofēngyǔ kuángcháo
疾速海啸激荡龙息巨炮 	jísù hǎixiào jīdàng lóng xī jù pào
那我会召唤神圣天佑星耀　旭日千炎不死鸟 	nà wǒ huì zhàohuàn shénshèng tiānyòu xīngyào xùrì qiān yán bù sǐniǎo
不准你到处乱跳　快原地乖乖站好 	bùzhǔn nǐ dàochù luàntiào kuài yuándì guāiguāi zhàn hǎo
吃我一记强制禁锢水流笼牢 	chī wǒ yījì qiángzhì jìngù shuǐliú lóng láo
亏我走位还勉强算是风骚 	kuī wǒ zǒu wèi hái miǎnqiǎng suànshì fēngsāo
就要让你想什么办法都　捉不到 	jiùyào ràng nǐ xiǎng shénme bànfǎ dōu zhuō bùdào
 	
情况有点糟糕　形势貌似对我也不太妙 	qíngkuàng yǒudiǎn zāogāo xíngshì màosì duì wǒ yěbù tài miào
这个对手　战况难以明了　比我想象中更加难熬 	zhège duìshǒu zhànkuàng nányǐ míngliǎo bǐ wǒ xiǎngxiàng zhōng gèngjiā nán'áo
 	
到底有几根蓝条　数不清你放完多少大招 	dàodǐ yǒu jǐ gēn lán tiáo shǔbùqīng nǐ fàng wán duōshǎo dà zhāo
究竟防御叠多高　是不是你铠甲穿五套 	jiūjìng fángyù dié duō gāo shìbùshì nǐ kǎijiǎ chuān wǔ tào
基础招式太无聊　开动脑筋寻找获胜诀窍 	jīchǔ zhāoshì tài wúliáo kāidòng nǎojīn xúnzhǎo huòshèng juéqiào
想法确实挺奇妙　可惜遇上我就难以起效 	xiǎngfǎ quèshí tǐng qímiào kěxī yùshàng wǒ jiù nányǐ qǐ xiào
我的脾气可不好　输就输了我又不会嘲笑 	wǒ de píqi kě bùhǎo shū jiù shū le wǒ yòu bùhuì cháoxiào
 	
不许你再放嘴炮　那快快出招一见分晓 	bùxǔ nǐ zài fàng zuǐpào nà kuàikuài chūzhāo yījiàn fēnxiǎo
看起来准头不高　跑来跑去怎么会打得着 	kànqǐlai zhǔntóu bù gāo pǎo lái pǎo qù zěnme huì dǎ dézháo
好险别把碗打倒　差点浪费材料 	hǎoxiǎn bié bǎ wǎn dǎdǎo chàdiǎn làngfèi cáiliào
是谁肚子在咕咕叫唤　要不就此休战　先来考虑吃饭 	shì shéi dùzi zài gūgū jiàohuàn yàobù jiùcǐ xiūzhàn xiānlái kǎolǜ chīfàn
不然这么办　食材我们均摊　先煮掉一半　再烤一半 	bùrán zhème bàn shí cái wǒmen jūntān xiān zhǔ diào yībàn zài kǎo yībàn
怎么只剩下空碗　好像还听见有翅膀扑扇 	zěnme zhǐ shèngxià kōng wǎn hǎoxiàng hái tīngjiàn yǒu chìbǎng pūshān
让我抬头看一看　猫头鹰叼着材料逃跑 	ràng wǒ táitóu kànyīkàn māotóuyīng diāo zhe cáiliào táopǎo
技能都还在读条　要击落飞鸟实在没力道 	jìnéng dōu hái zài dú tiáo yào jīluò fēiniǎo shízài méi lìdào
今晚菜谱换一换　把坏龙给红烧 	jīnwǎn càipǔ huàn yī huàn bǎ huài lóng gěi hóngshāo
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