A NORMAL Day In The Lives Of The Hidden Realms Characters

A Hidden Realms short story, by, @PrincesssPuurryFins/Fins/Ella
== Hello there! ==
If you aren't a Hidden Realms author, this will probably make absolutely no sense to you! Also it's not cannon to Hidden Realms.
So, just be forewarned.
Enjoy this chaotic Hidden Realms short story!
-Ella
== _O_N_E_ ==
Time: 9: 34 am
Leah: Zoran!!!!! Where did you put my sweatpants!!!???!!!
Zoran *snickers*
Leah: *chases zoran around the house*
Alice: oh god.
Hydrina: okay everyone let's calm down-
Claire: Stop fighting children, I need to think.
Lei *Dumps elixir in Howell's cereal when he's not looking*
Howell: *takes bite of cereal* why does this taste so weird-LEI!!! 
Lei: *Screams and runs off with howell chasing him*
Hydrina: Can you all just CALM DOWN!!!
Mocha and Dunkin: *come running into room barking like nuts*
Kitty: Awww! They're so cute! *pets mocha and dunkin*
Claire: They're cute, but I'm ALLERGIC! *sneezes*
Alice: This is TOO MUCH! Can't anyone JUST GET A GRIP ON THEMSELVES!!!???
Clover: *comes inside after morning walk through the woods* What are you guys up too?
Zoran and Leah: *run through room screaming*
Claire: *sighs*
Hydrina: I'll call my dad.
Asher: *comes running from ace into room knocks hydrinas imparter out of her hand and steps on it*
Ace: *runs after him yelling about cheating in bramble*
Claire: Whelp. that didn't work. Anyone got any other ideas?
Clover: Lock them all up?
Kitty: *still playing with mocha and dunkin*
Alice: No, I'm thinking we should go shopping.
Ella: Shopping?
Claire: Not a bad idea. I need ingredients for my soufflé on saturday. And- *sneezes* I need to get away from those dogs. 
Clover: So we can't lock them all up?
Hydrina: I think Alice's plan isn't bad...
Kitty: Okay then let's go shopping!
Leah, lei, howell, ace, asher, and zoran: *freeze* shopping?
Leah: Take me with you!!
Ace: Fine. All of us are going.
 In Atlantis
Hydrina: Okay. *pulls out shopping list* Claire, Alice and Asher will pick up everything they need for saturday. Ella, Howell, and Clover will get the decor for mother's birthday on monday. Me, Leah, Lei, Ace and Zoran will find clothes for the party on wednesday. Everyone has thirty minuets to find what they need, and then we'll meet back here, OK?
Ella: got it.
Leah: I'm ready.
Clover: Let's go!
== _T_W_O_ ==
 Claire Alice, Kitty and Asher
*Claire, Alice, kitty and Asher lightleap to grocery store in forbidden cities*
Asher: Hey look at that! points to the road.
Alice: What?
Asher: Isn't it cool?
Alice: It's a CAR.
Kitty: I'm confused.
Claire: Come along guys, we have shopping to do.
*They go inside*
Claire: We need two of those big containers of old bay
Asher: What's old bay?
Alice: No! Don't ask-
Claire: The best spice ever. from Maryland.
Asher: Do we really need two containers of it?
Alice and kitty: *sigh*
Claire: Of course we do! I would normally do three containers but it's expensive in the elven world.
Asher: Wh-
Alice: Shut up.
Asher: Okay! No need to be rude.
Alice: *glares*
Asher: *glares*
Kitty and Claire: ...
Claire: Honestly, i'm surrounded by toddlers. Am I right Kitty?
Kitty: Tell me about it
 Ella Howell and Clover 
Ella Howell and Clover *teleport to dollar store forbidden cities*
Howell: *points to car in parking lot* What is this? 
Ella: A car.
Clover: What's a car?
Ella: A form of transportation, now come on. 
*go into dollar store*
Howell: Woah! This place is so cool!
Ella: focus.
Clover: *points to balloon* what's that?
Ella: A balloon.
Clover: What's a balloon.
Ella: SERIOUSLY! A BALLOON IS A PLASTIC SACK THINGY THAT HAS AIR INSIDE OF IT!
Howell: Why does it float?
Ella: DEAR LORD ABOVE. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Howell: Geez it's just a question.
Ella: *deep breaths* it floats because it has hellium in it.
Clover: Can we buy one?
Ella: NO.
Howell: Why?
Ella: Because there is a hellium shortage so balloons are expensive!
Clover and Howell: *pout* pleeeaaassseee?
Ella: *growls* Yeah. wHaTeVeR.
 Hydrina, Leah, Lei, Ace and Zoran
*go to a clothing store*
Hydrina: Okay guys, remeber we are short on time.
Leah: *distracted* Hey, Hydrina. Wouldn't this sweater look aMaZiNg on you??
Hydrina: yeah, whatever, just hurry it up.
Lei: How many outfits do we need?
Hydrina: One for all of us.
Leah: *squeals* OH MY GOD! THEY HAVE PET SWEATERS!! THESE WOULD BE SO CUTE ON MOCHA AND DUNKIN!!!!
Zoran: We need to go QUICK.
Ace: I think this is going to be a LOT longer than planned.
 claire, alice, Kitty and asher
Claire: Hey, grab a pound of bacon, it's on sale.
Kitty: Kay.
Asher: What's bacon?
Claire: It's pig. You fry it and it is *blows kiss* delish.
Asher: AAAAHHH *faints*
Alice: um, okay…
Claire: Oops, guess we forgot about the elves not eating meat thing. 
Alice: What should we do with him?
Claire: Um. I dunno. I guess we just drop him in the cart?
Alice: Okay, you get his arms, I'll get his legs.
Claire and Alice: *Pick up Asher*
Claire: God, he is HEAVY.
Alice: How does he weigh this much if he doesn't even eat meat?
Claire: I DON'T CARE. Just PUT HIM IN THE CART!
Alice and claire: *lift asher into cart*
Alice: Okay, what's next?
Kitty: *comes back with bacon and sees Asher* what’s up with him?
claire: long story.
 Ella, Howell, and clover
clover: hey, what’s that? Points to pool noodle. 
ella: that’s a pool noodl-
Howell and clover: *start wacking each other with pool noodles*
random employee of the dollar store: um excuse me could you please not-
ella: let them go. In a few minutes they’ll have no energy left. The I’ll just take them home, and we can all be done with it.
employee: um… maybe you could- 
clover: *accidentally shatters window*
howell: ha! You’ll get in trouble for that!!
ella: *to employee * they’ll be a while. *pops in earbuds*
 Hydrina, Leah, lei, ace, and zoran
Leah: *After looking through everything in the store* *picks up jacket* no...not quiet....
Hydrina: I have a headache.
Ace: You're not the only one.
Zoran: Shouldn't we be leaving soon?
Leah: AHA! Found it! *Hands outfit to Lei* This is for you, try it on.
Lei: But I don't like red!
Ace: TAKE THE OUTFIT AND LET'S GO!~
Hydrina: DON'T ARGUE!
Zoran: DO YOU REALLY WANT US TO BE LATE?
Lei: *whines* But red looks bad with my hair!
Leah: *snorts* Don't be ridiculous, this will give your hair some use in life.
Lei: But red...clashes with my skintone...?
Leah: Lei, honey, if you don't close your mouth rn, I'm going to have to hurt you.
Lei: *pouts*
Hydrina: Okay, let's check out now, guys!
Ace: FINALLY!!!
Zoran: We're going to be late.
 Ella, Howell, and Clover
Howell and Clover: *Tired out and sleeping*
Ella: *already checked out* *crouches next to Howell and Clover and pulls out pathfinder*
Employee: *looks up from magazine* What's that?
Ella: Nothing to worry about. *lightleaps her howell and Clover back to Atlantis*
Employee: Um hey! *takes step closer, and gets pulled to Atlantis with Ella Clover and Howell*
== _T_H_R_E_E ==
Everyone: *Meets back in Atlantis*
Hydrina: …
Hydrina: Okay, can anyone explain why we have three unconscious people, and a random employee from Dollar Tree? Oh, and he’s knocked out too!
Lei: please note: none of the unconscious people are OURS, and we didn’t bring any extra people. *frowns and counts* I think…?
Ella: *shrugs* Howell and clover got into a pool noodle fight, and eventually conked out. And Aaron-
Kitty: who is Aaron?
ella: the employee from dollar tree, duh.
Ace: just GET ON WITH IT.
ella: right right. Anyways so aaron somehow hitched a ride on our lightleaping beam and I think, since he's not an elf, he passed out from it. Idk. 
Leah: I DO NOT CARE. Just check out all these amazing outfits! That I picked! 
alice: oooh. They are cute! 
Hydrina: Hold on. Alice, Kitty, Claire, what happened to Asher? 
Claire: He fainted. 
Lei: What? 
zoran: why? 
Kitty: He's vegetarian. 
Ace: what does that have to do with anything?? 
claire and alice: *roll eyes* 
kitty: seriously you guys. 
claire: We were getting bacon for Saturday and he wanted to know what it was- 
ace hydrina and lei: what’s bacon? 
Alice: it’s p- 
Kitty: don’t tell them I don’t feel like dragging four unconscious people around all day. 
claire: anyways we told him and he passed out. 
leah: gotcha. 
hydrina: I still don’t get why he passed out. 
Kitty: don’t worry about it. 
lei: I won’t. 
Ace: did everyone get what they needed? 
ella: unfortunately not. 
Hydrina: what didn’t they have? 
ella: paper plates. 
Zoran: then why didn’t you get styrofoam? 
Leah: I’m sorry! Do you not know how harmful styrofoam is?? 
claire: er, okay, moving on. 
Clover: *wakes up *Hey guys! Excuse me for a sec, Howell needs pAyMeNt. 
howell: *also wakes up* I liked you better passed out. 
kitty: we got everything… 
alice: yeah. 
Aaron: *wakes up*AH!!!WHEREAMIWHATHAPPENED!!WHATYEARISIT!!WHOAREYOU??!!AREYOUTRYINGTOKIDNAPME??!!NOWAITYOU'RETHEPOLICE AREN'TYOU!!!?? I PROMISE IT WASN'T ME THAT ROBBED THAT BANK IN PARIS!! OKAY SO MABYE IT WAS!! I WAS JUAT REALLY POOR, OKAY???!! AND THE BANK WAS RIGHT THERE AND THE SECURITY WAS REALLY LAME AND- 
kitty: it’s okay calm down. 
Claire: we’re not the police. 
leah: we might be interested in the bank robbery though, could you teach me some skills? 
clover: and me too! 
Lei: count me in. 
ace: no no no no no. We are NOT going to be robbing banks. 
Zoran: *looks at Aaron* or giving lessons on how to rob banks either. 
aaron: I told you it wasn’t me. 
Hydrina: *snorts*yeah right. 
aaron: *whistles innocently* 
asher: *wakes up* 
alice: so what are we doing next? 
hydrina: well- 
Leah: hey doesn’t that guy over there look familiar? 
ella: hmmmm. 
Alice: Yeah you’re right he does. 
clover: was he at the exiullum? 
claire: um guys- 
hydrina: I can’t remember where I saw him… 
Kitty: me too… 
ace: wasn’t he a waiter somewhere we ate lunch? 
claire: DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW WHO THAT IS?! 
Everyone: *looks at claire* 
claire: that’s RUY! 
everyone: … 
zoran: who’s ruy? 
kitty: you mean ruy as in neverseen? 
claire: YES!!! 
howell: well I do believe you’re right. 
== _F_O_U_R_ ==
Alice: so what do we do?
clover: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Leah: I don’t think that’s the best idea.
clover: I don’t see you coming up with a better one.
claire: okay guys, let’s-
ace: guys. He’s like two feet away.
ella: inside that shop everyone.
everyone: *goes into antique shop*
lei: uh I think he’s coming in here.
aaron: WHAT IS GOING ON??
howell: why is he still here?
kitty: who cares. Let’s just hide in that wardrobe and wait it out.
claire: I guess…
everyone: *gets into wardrobe*
ella: am I the only one getting narnia vibes right now?
asher: what’s narnia?
leah: one of the best book-
Alice: Not now!
Aaron: WHAT IS GOING ON.
Lei: SERIOUSLY? Who let this guy in?
Ella: His name is Aaron.
Leah: *to aaron* just keep quiet, okay?
Aaron: *starts hyperventilating*
Zoran: Anyway, Clover, so yesterday-
Clover: one sec. *knocks aaron out* What were you saying?
Zoran: Yesterday, I was talking to Ace, and he said-
Hydrina: Wait, someone just came in.
Kitty: I can see through this hole in the wall-it's him!
Lei: Everyone get quiet!
Ruy: *to employee at antique store* Hello, do you have any circlets from the 4200's?
Emloyee: Yes, right over here. *takes ruy to other side of the shop* Actually I think we might have some from-
Zoran: He'll probably be a while.
Ace: Might as well get comfy.
Ella Leah and Clover: * start watching cat videos on YouTube*
Claire: *starts doodling in notebook*
Kitty: *starts reading* 
Alice: *whispers with Howell*
Hydrina: whatever. *falls asleep*
 An hour later
Ruy: *to cashier* Thank you so much!
Cashier: Anytime, and I think we might have that crown in next week. 
Ruy: *leaves*
Everyone: *sighs in relief* 
Hydrina: OK, guys, wait a few minuets, and then we can leave.
Everyone: *waits* 
Nyx: Zor, get your leg out of my stomach-
Zoran: I'm not TOUCHING you!
Asher: Well, you're touching me, can you stop touhcing my hair? I need it styled-
Nyx, Asher, and Zoran: *start fighting and yelling at each other*
Ace: Guys, quiet! We don't want the cashier to-
Cashier: *opens door of cabinet*
Aaron: I DIDN'T DO IT! 
Clover: NEITHER DID I!
Everyone: *freezes*
Howell: IT WAS THEIR FAULT-
Nyx: Oh? So in a moment of need you blame ME? And you call yourself a friend of the master potato!
Erani: Howell-
Xerwyn: We take care of the cashier first.
Alliance: NO. Howell goes down, FIRST!
Howell: What did I do?
Kitty: You ruined my phone! You said you were going to fix it, but "You couldn't fix it" you claimed. "It was broken" you said. 
Nyx: And you insulted my SHREK WALLPAPER!
Everyone else: *gasps* 
Aaron: Wait, why hasn't the cashier said anything yet?
Cashier: *turns around* 
Asher: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Erani: Wait, is that-
Xerwyn: Vespera?
Nyx: Man, you look better than you did last time-
Vespera: New moisturizer. I have to say, I do quiet enjoy it. 
Alliance: Wait, what is it called, my current moisturizer keeps giving me acne-
Kitty: Um...
Ace: *starts sneaking to door*
Hydrina: *sees Ace* Oh NO you do NOT abandon us!
Clover: Hey, guys! I think I found an exit-
Vespera: *kidnaps everyone and takes them back to lair*
== F_I_V_E ==
Everyone: *tied to chairs by vespera*
Zoran: I missed the part where she explained exactly why she kidnapped us.
Alliance: I can almost reach my knife, then I might be able to cut us free-
Clover: *walking past* It's not that bad, honestly.
Everyone: WHAT? 
Claire: how did you get free?
Clover: Oh! Sorry, I cut myself out a while ago.
Leah: could you maybe, I don't know, cut us out too??
Clover: Man, can't even appreciate my awesome survival skills...
Lei: JUST FREE US ALREADY-
Clover: Jeez. *frees everyone*
Ella: Hey clover, can I borrow your knife?
Clover: Why?
Ella: Need a haircut
Clover: *gives her knife*
Ella: *slices hair* Ah! Better, I can use my hair to make a rope to help us-
Alliance: um, honey, what were we tied up with?
Ella: Rope-your point is...?
Alliance: *sighs*
Leah: I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NAP-
Claire: Uh oh, Leah's getting hangry-
Leah: OF COURSE I'M HANGRY, I HAVEN'T EATEN, IN-GOSH IT MUST'VE BEEN MINUTES.
Kitty: *digs around in bag* I think I have a half eaten protein bar in here somewhere...
Asher: *chews loudly*\
Everyone: *turns to stare at him*
Asher: *freezes*
Leah: FOOD! *lunges at Asher*
Asher: *screams*
Kitty: Wait, Asher, did you pick my pockets?!
Howell: When did you learn to pick pockets?
Asher: Ever since Lei gave me lesson-ahhhh!!! *starts wrestling with leah over protein bar*
Ella: *hugs bag suspiciously*
Alliance: Wait, how did anyone learn how to pick pockets??
Lei: taught myself. I only got in trouble the first-oh I don’t know-twenty times. Then it was as easy as pie.
Clover: Teach me!
Lei: oh, it’s really quite simple, just make sure you carefully ease out the item-
Ace: *holds up kitty’s wallet triumphantly* Did it! 
Clover: *gives kitty’s dagger to lei* me too!
Kitty: Why does everyone pickpocket me?
Alliance: sorry, tough luck girl.
Leah and asher: *still wrestling*
Claire: *frowns* I suppose I’d better do something about that.
Ella: *waves* nah, they’ll be fine.
Zoran: are you sure-
Hydrina: yes I’m sure.
Ace: But are you sure?
Hydrina: I’m sure.
Howell: you’re certain?
Hydrina: *grits teeth* If you keep this up-
Zoran: But 
Lei: *realizes* But are you really sure?
Hydrina: That’s it! *cracks knuckles*
Lei: Oh, bring it on, honey!
Clover: Hydrina, I can just tie them up if ya want.
Hydrina: awww would you really? You’re so sweet! *hugs clover*
Howell, Lei, Ace, and Zoran: *look for exit* 
Clover: *confused, and trying to breath* That's okay!
Leah: *grabs bar from Asher* MINE!!!!
Vespera: *comes in* What the-
Claire: *unsheathes sword* Run while you still can! Before you become nuts like us!
Vespera: What?! No! I'm supposed to be the scary one!
Asher: Wait-does that mean- *thinks*
Leah: Are you saying we're scary?
Vespera: No! I'm saying-
Clover: That is the sweetest compliment anyone has ever given me! *hugs Vespera*
Ella: Whaaaa-?
Ace: I feel like I missed something....
Hydrina: GUYS! 
Everyone: *scared*
Hydrina: We need to focus!
Howell: How does one focus?
Alliance: *eyeroll* Can we just-
Vespera: Uh-uh. This is my kidnapping, so, EVERYBODY TIE YOURSELVES TO YOUR CHAIRS, AND LET'S GET THIS ON WITH!
Zoran: Speaking of which, why did you kidnap us anyhow-
Vespera: Sit.
Zoran: Geez. 
== _S_I_X_ ==
DUH DUH DUH!!! >:]
-Ella
Category:Hidden Realms
Category:Short Story
Category:Pure Crazy
Category:Don't even try to understand it
Category:Comedy