Cancer The Crab

Cancer is a zodiac and the saint of all crustaceans. It sleeps deep in the stars where it always hibernates, presumably for 5,425 years. He's a lazy guy; and as such he never gets to see the outside world. He's a very special specimen who also likes Capricorn. He thinks he's as chill as him! 
He despises Gemini. Why? It's because they always fight. Sad.
It is said that on the end and beyond, he is seen smoking cigarettes because he would rather die by cancer than the end of the world. Though, it also says he got nuked before he could finish.
==People who are Cancer Clones==
* Mr. Krabs
* Your Mom (Don't. Ask. How.)
* Your EveryDay Crab!
* Literally every crustacean in existence
* Sailor Moon
Category:Almost undefeatable
Category:Zodiacs