Skeet Bronket

A skeet bronket is a type of bird that is stanced up.
==Biology==
They have wide-ass legs.Literally just look at it
==Etymology==
Nobody knows where the term "skeet bronket" originates from but everybody agreesJust trust me it just makes a whole lot of sense.
==Eschatology==
While it is entirely possible that a single skeet bronket could end the world it is highly unlikely one would choose to do so.I read a paper about this.
==Who Gives a Fuck?==
Man, whatever