Enter the Tortoise

Enter the Tortoise is the two hundred and sixty-first episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical. The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. As the Off Book crew delights in the tortoise under Dana's care, you will also delight in this FamBand episode! There's songs about eel reproduction, witch spells, and mice in fast food restaurants, what more can you ask for?
== Episode Description ==
Look, a lot happens in this episode but all you really need to know is that there's a tortoise. Official Episode Description
== Cast ==
* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino
* Scott Passarella
* Brett Morris
* Dana Wickens
== Songs ==
* "Rude Boy and an Outside Girl" (00:32)
* "Whatever I Do (Because I Am a Tortoise)" (07:20)
* "You Don't Know How We Fuck" (19:42)
* "He Is the Janitor" (24:24)
* "The Circus Is Fun" (30:25)
* "Dragon Sneeze" (32:33:)
* "Etsy, Come and Believe" (41:27)
* "Being a Mouse in McDonald's" (49:52)
== Some Steps of Eel Sex ==
# Tie like a shoelace.
# Flop around.
# Make a sound like an electric guitar.
# Breakfast in bed.
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Trivia ==
* Dana had to leave early, so she isn't present for the last quarter of the episode.
* Scott moved to the cajon and Zach to the keys for "Etsy, Come and Believe."
== References ==
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