A Small Star is Born/Transcript

Fraidy: Ah! The peace and quiet of the country! Oooouuh... Now if I c-could only get my paws on some food!
Mister Fred: If you hang out where I hang out.. hu hu! ...you can have all the food you want, hu hu!
Fraidy: Hey! Aren't you "Mister Fred", the TV tal-t-t-talking horse?
Mister Fred: That's right, kitty-cat! Mhm!
Fraidy: Gee! Whaddya doin' here in th-the country?
Mister Fred: Hu hu hu hu hu! This is an "Animal Actors Retirement Home", and they give you, everything! Hu hu hu hu hu!
Fraidy: Oh boy! I wouldn't mind having s-s-something to eat!
Mister Fred: Well-hu, only thing is, you gotta be a famous animal to get in here, hu! Don't ya know? (giggles)
Fraidy: Oh, we-we-well, that leaves me out! I'm just a plain everyday c-c-c-cat!
(After getting up the fence, Mister Fred gets up the elastic fence launches Fraidy)
Mister Fred: I know! We'll disguise you! (giggles) Where'd he go?
Fraidy: Up here!
(Fraidy up a tree branch that falls down)
Mister Fred: Y'know, you are a dead rigger for "Boris the Cat!" Mhm!
(Mister Fred gives Fraidy a disguise that looks equivlent to Boris)
Fraidy: Mmmmmmph!
Mister Fred: You see, the guy who runs this place is pretty stirct about who he lets stay here, at the Animal Retirement Home!
Lawrence the Lop-Sided Lion: Aaaand stay out, you phoney!
Pink Panther Look-alike: Well, back to the drawing board!
(Loud stomping for Lawrence.)
Fraidy: W-w-w-w-w-w-who's that?!
Mister Fred: Lawrence the Lop-Sided Lion! He runs this place, don't ya know!
Fraidy: S-s-s-s-speaking of running...
Lawrence: Alright! Who's this cat, Mister Fred?
Mister Fred: T-that's Boris the Cat! That's who! (giggles)
Lawrence: Yeah? You sure about that?
Mister Fred: Of course, of course! Just put some food in front of him, and he'll get finicky, and won't eat it!
Lawrence: (Lion Roar)
(Lawrence accepts him in as Fraidy is sitting dining with other animal actors)
Mister Fred: Uh, Boris, meet "Gentle Babs!" The "loveable TV Bear!"
Fraidy: Oh, hi t-t-t-t-t-t... Hi there!
Gentle Babs: Quiet!
Laffy: Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! 
Mister Fred: There's "Laffy!" You remeber her, don't you?
Lawrence: Hey! I thought you were supposed to be finicky, "Boris!"
Fraidy: Y-y-y-yeah, w-w-w-well I c- I can't be finicky un-unless I-i-i-i tast it right!
Laffy: (giggling) Guess who's here to visit? Boris the Cat!
Babs, Fred and Lawrence: Boris the Cat?!
Laffy: And here he is! (comical boing sound)
Fraidy: Uh oh! Looks like there's one Boris... "too" many here! Ooo-ooops!
(Kitty Wizard appears.)
Kitty Wizard: Oh, he he! Ho, dear! Ho ho, friend Fraidy!
Fraidy: Sssssh!
Kitty Wizard: Oh! There you are! Ho ho ho! Friend Fraidy, eioo-huh!
Boris: "Fraidy?!" Boy! Some reception they give ya here!
Lawrence: One of these Borises is a fake!
Kitty Wizard: Oh, yeah ho! And one of these Fraidy Cats is *stuttering* a fake! Oh, hoho, let's see *stuttering* lemme look! (He notices the real Fraidy Cat and mistakes him for being a fake) Oh you! You're not Fraidy Cat, oh no!
(Kitty Wizard chases the real Fraidy)
Fraidy: Wizz, wizz, w-w-w-wait!
Kitty Wizard: Woah! You don't fille- *stuttering* fooleth me, you faketh Fraidy!
Lawrence: So you're the phoney Boris, eh?
Boris: Just a second, chump! You got your-
(Boris runs out the room, awhile he crashes into Fraidy, assuming there seeing a mirror, the two retreat)
(Kitty Wizard and Lawrence are interacting with each other)
Kitty Wizard: Oh, oh my! Ooooh, you'be grown! oh-ho, very large! Oh-ho! Hehe, me thinks, uh me had best uh-go (Lawrence roars) beat it! Huh ho ho!
(Gentle Babs is trying to get an apple from a tree.)
Gentle Babs: Oh! Stupid Tree. (Boris runs into Gentle Babs) Watch where you're going buster! I'm "Gentle Babs!" The "loveable TV bear!" Remember?!
(Boris continues to run away to he ran into Cling Clong's Gong.)
Gentle Babs: Now look what ya' done! You ran into Cling-Clong's gong!
Boris: Why is he called "Cling Clong?"
Gentle Babs: Show him, Clong!
(Clong then hits the gong with a stick making a loud gong sound as Boris walks away shaking.)
Lawrence: Alright, now I've got ya!
(Fraidy runs away from the Lawrence, he then meets his twin Boris as the other cat is asking questions.)
Boris: Who are ya, anyway?
Fraidy: Sssssh! I'm-i-i-I'm pretending to be you!
Boris: Oh yeah? Well,, how's you like to keep on doing it?
Fraidy: Oh! I just wanna get out of here!
Boris: Aw, me too! Look, maybe we can-
(Lawrence sneak drops on the two cats and catches them.)
Lawrence: Now I'll find out which one of you is the imposter! Bring in the food, Clong! (The giant ape gives them the requested food.) Now, the real Boris the Cat will be finicky, and turn his nose up to food, no matter how hungry he is! (Boris gets finicky with his food and refuses to tastes, his awhile Fraidy couldn't resist to eating the dish.) Alright, we found the phoney! Grab him, Cling Clong! (Clong holds Fraidy.) Alright Clong, give the phoney, the boot!
Fraidy: *sigh* Well, it may be noisy and smoggy! But it's home! (a dog barks at Fraidy giving him the chase.) At least there's no lop-sided lions around here!
(As Fraidy is running away from a dog the cartoon ends.)
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