Skittles vs M&M's

Skittles:
Skittles in the house, boy! Get ready to taste fruit
Check out all my flavors, also, chocolate is for jews
I make people drunk with my homemade alcohol
At least I'm not a candy that gives people diabetes, asshole!
You guys made a shitty game for the Nintendo Wii
You made a minty flavor? I made a sour flavor that'll sour your ass cheeks
I don't need fucking mascots, not even ones for boners
I have the least flavors, you stupid little syndromers
M&M's:
You say chocolate is for jews? Says the candy with a chocolate flavor
Please stop making shitty candies for America's favor
Chocolate is better than fruit, green apple taste like balls
You tasted more shitty than Skittles Tropical
I won't join the Darkside, I'll join the bright side
You failed at making Chocolate Skittles, your Candy Fans had homicide
You tried to sell candy by making an ad about making babies?
I'll blend you up, and make Skittles Blendies!
Skittles:
M also stands for midget, need a step stool?
I won polls to see who's the better, you fool!
Your shitty shell is worse than candies from Haribo
Now get down on your fucking knees and taste the rainbow!
M&M's:
Welcome to the factory of M&M's, you dumb shit
I won't taste the rainbow, rainbows taste like spit
You tried to steal my recipe, but you failed 'cause you're the worst
Oh, and by the way, Skittles will never taste as good as Starburst