Of Gods and Mortals

Of Gods and Mortals is the 19th episode of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.
It is the 40th overall episode of the series.
==Plot==
Prince Triton hears about the team and would like a royal match. Except the team was NEVER trained for immortals! 
==Story==
We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show!
LeBron: Patrick, why is their a flat screen TV in the gym?
Patrick: Shut up, this is the best part. (eating popcorn)
Squidward: He had it installed this morning.
LeBron: We can't have a TV in here!
[He snatches the remote from Patrick; as he does this, the channel accidentally switches to an infomercial]
Lady on TV: (with a sincere fae) Hello. Nearly half of men over 40 experience some degree of erectile disfunction. Are you-
[Larry smashes the TV with a sledgehammer]
Larry: (pant, pant, pant)
Everyone: ….....
Larry: Come on. You didn't find that disturbing?
Patrick: That was my TV!
Lexi: (comforting him) We'll get a better TV, babe.
LeBron: Guys, ahem. This is BASKETBALL practice.
Patrick: What's basketball?
LeBron: (facepalm)
SpongeBob: We never actually practice basketball.
Krabs: It's more of a social gathering...
LeBron: Well we should CHANGE that!
Squidward: How?
Plankton: By practicing, dummy!
LeBron: Thank you, uh.....who are you?
Plankton: It's me, Plankton.
LeBron: …...?
Plankton: One of your players!
LeBron: Have we met....?
Plankton: YES!!! I'm here every DAY!!!
LeBron: Did we go to preschool together?
Plankton: Aww, for Neptune's sake, forget it!!!
[King Neptune protrudes into the gym with a wrath of fire]
King Neptune: Who DARES take the name of King Neptune, Ruler of the Sea, in VAIN?
[Everyone points to Plankton]
King Neptune: ….you all just pointed to a pile of dirt.
Plankton: No, I'm a PERSON down here!
King Neptune: Oh? A talking dust bunny?
Plankton: Oh, for the love of Neptune!
King Neptune: That's it! All of you will be BURNED!!! (pulls out his trident)
[His daughter, Princess Mindy from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie stands in front of him]
Mindy: Daddy, please, no!
King Neptune: (zaps her) Not this time, DEAR!!!
Mindy: (burnt and sizzling) Point taken....
King Neptune: Now, all of you Bulldogs with be put to DEATH, but first....
[He freezes Mr. Krabs]
Krabs: (frozen) Awww.....come on....
Squidward: What's your obsession with freezing Mr. Krabs?
LeBron: Don't kill us, Your Majesty.
Larry: Yeah! Just kill.....uh.....what's your name?
Plankton: PLANKTON! MY NAME IS PLANKTON!
Larry: Right. Kill Plankton.
Plankton: Thank you. Wait, no!
King Neptune: Silence! You all will be put to death, no matter WHAT!
[Prince Triton, his son, gets in front of him]
Prince Triton: Whoa, whoa, Dad! These guys are cool!
LeBron: (whispering) Who's that dawg?
SpongeBob: It's King Neptune's son.
King Neptune: Son, Daddy is in the middle of punishing these disrespectful creatures.
Prince Triton: I've seen their basketball games on TV! These dudes are hilarious!
King Neptune: Go on.
Prince Triton: I propse they shall play a royal game at the King's Banquet this Saturday. 
King Neptune: Hmmm....some entertainment for the inlaws. That's not a bad idea.
Prince Triton: If they win, they shall be proclaimed as the Royal Team of the Sea.
King Netptune: Yes, and if they lose?
Prince Triton: They will be fed to....The Behemoth!
[The Behemoth from Climatic Conditioning is seen chained in front of Neptune's chariot]
SpongeBob: You captured that thing?
King Neptune: All the way from Death Peak!
Larry: Impressive....
Prince Triton: So, please, Father. Agree to this.
King Neptune: Hmmm....very well. I expect to see all of you Saturday, promptly at noon!
Patrick: Ahem, I don't wake up till 4 p.m.
Lexi: (punches him)
Patrick: Noon it is!
King Neptune: Indeed. Your lives depend on it. 
[He jumps in the chariot, and rides far into the distance]
Prince Triton: Sorry about that, guys. 
LeBron: Are you kidding me, dawg?
SpongeBob: You saved our lives!
Prince Triton: I must warn you. Our current royal team is REALLY good.
Larry: Pffft. Like they could EVER beat me! Haha!
Prince Triton: They gods and rulers of the sea can beat any mortal being. You'd better train! (he vanishes)
[Mindy is still there]
Mindy: (to Patrick) So, remember that thing we had....in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie....
Lexi: (grabs her, throws her to the ground, stomps on her, rips her hair out until she bleeds, stabs her with a pitchfork) Pant....pant....pant.....
Patrick: And that would be my girlfriend.
Mindy: (on the ground) Never mind....
[On the way to the royal match]
SpongeBob: LeBron, we've had about a week to practice...how come we HAVEN'T?
LeBron: I'm feeling good about it.
Larry: They're gods of the sea! How are you feeling GOOD about it?
LeBron: I have a plan.
[Soon they arrive at Neptune's Palace. They enter the gates, and asssume their position in the Royal Gym]
King Neptune: (him and his family are watching from their tables in the corner) See, Honey, these are the horrible players you wanted!
Neptune's Wife: Hmm....they do look terrible.
King Neptune: See? And you doubted me, Dear!
Mindy: You wanted terrible players against our royal team?
King Neptune: Yes, sweetie. 
Prince Triton: Why, Dad?
King Neptune: All the gods and royals of Bikini Bottom have came to the banquet to watch our royal team crush the worst team we could find.
Prince Triton: That's a little crule...
King Neptune: We're a royal family. We're allowed to be cruel!
Prince Triton: (sigh) ….
King Neptune: Besides, The Behemoth is hungry!
[He points to The Behemoth who is snarling and banging inside of a metal cell]
King Neptune: Let the game begin!
[The Bulldogs get ready]
LeBron: Just remember the plan!
Larry: You never told us the plan!
LeBron: Oh.....right....
[He closes his eyes as he hears his team screaming and getting trampled by the Royal Team]
LeBron: Well shit.
[He looks up and sees the score is 60 – 0]
LeBron: Heh-heh....please tell me we have 60.
Larry: (limping down the court) What do YOU think!
Lexi: How are we supposed to beat them?
SpongeBob: They're huge!
Squidward: And they have POWERS!
Krabs: And I'm fat!
LeBron: …...
Krabs: It's true.
LeBron: Fine. 
[He looms at the bench; Patrick and Plankton are sitting on it]
LeBron: Patrick, go in for Mr. Krabs.
Patrick: AWWW YEAH!!!! (gets off the bench and runs on to the court)
Krabs: (sitting on the bench) I thought you wanted to WIN!
LeBron: My only other choice was....uh, what's your name again?
Plankton: PLANKTON!
LeBron: Right, that guy. And I'm never letting him leave that bench.
Plankton: (sigh)
[The buzzer beeps, as the game ends]
LeBron: Oh......shit.
King Neptune: Attention, everyone! The Royal Team has beaten the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!
[The audience claps]
King Neptune: Now, they will be fed to The Behemoth!
[The audience claps]
SpongeBob: …..meep.
[King Neptune opens the cage, and The Behemoth is set loose into the gym]
Behemoth: GRAAAAR!!!!!!
[SpongeBob, Krabs, and Plankton run away screaming]
LeBron: Guys! We have to stay and stand our ground!
Behemoth: (roars in his face)
LeBron: Never mind. Bad idea. Run!
[He sees everyone already ran a long time ago]
LeBron: Dammit!
[The team runs out of the gym, and The Behemoth busts through the walls and pursues them; the gang is chased through the streets of Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: (pant, pant) What are we gonna do?
Larry: (pant, pant) LeBron's house is around the corner!
LeBron: Hell no! I'm not letting that disgusting beast destroy my home!
Lexi: We gotta go SOME place!
Krabs: Patrick's rock!
Patrick: No way!
Lexi: Please, babe?
Patrick: Okay. (blushes)
Squidward: We don't have much time!
[The team makes it to Patrick's rock and jumps inside]
LeBron: We should be safe in here...
Plankton: Patrick, why do you have a bra? ...on your bed?
Patrick: That's not important!
SpongeBob: Is that a shirtless picture of Justin Beiber!
Patrick: Shut up!
Squidward: And the bed's wet....
Patrick: I didn't pee!
Squidward: ….
Patrick: I didn't.
Larry: I found a decapitated head!
Patrick: That's just Kevin! My manikin head! (picks Kevin up and hugs him)
Larry: No, over there! (points to the corner, where we see Mickey Mouse's head)
Patrick: Oh, riiight.....that IS a decapitated head.
LeBron: Guys, listen!
[The Behemoth is pounding on Patrick's rock]
LeBron: It's getting closer....
[The Behemoth uproots the entire rock and throws it]
SpongeBob: Uh-oh....
Behemoth: (picks up the team and is about to eat them)
[Suddenly, the creature vanishes]
Plankton: Whoa...what happened?
Prince Triton: It is I.
LeBron: What'd you do, Triton?
Prince Triton: I banished him back to Death Peak. He was a horrible pet, anyways.
Larry: Well you really saved our asses!
Prince Triton: Indeed. Sorry about my dad. He got kinda carried away with the whole “feeding you to the beast” thing. It's just the royals are really hard to entertain these days...
LeBron: No hard feelings, bro.
Prince Triton: In fact, how about we schedule a rematch-
Everyone: HELL NO!!!!!
[LeBron whistles for a taxi]
Driver: Where to? (drinks a beer)
LeBron: Rock Bottom.
Driver: (hickup) To Rock Bottom we go.
[The cab speeds away]
Prince Triton: Rude...
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