Grammar Planet (part 2)

Grammar Planet (part 2) is the 2nd episode of season three of SpongeBob With Pluto, and the 17th episode all time. Three years later, Pluto tries to make everything right, and get his life back on track.
== Transcript ==
Previously on SpongeBob With Pluto
(A blast is heard)
Pluto: We did it!
SpongeBob: Hold on.
(Episode pans out to a figure of old Pluto.)
Three years later.
[Pluto is in his room, attempting to play Stairway to Heaven while stoned.]
Pluto: De-du-dom du-dom de-da dammit. This isn’t as fun as previously thought to be.
[Knocking is heard]
Pluto: Come in.
[Vesta is seen coming into the room.]
Vesta: Pluto, what the fuc- Why do I smell weed?
Pluto: Social experimentation.
Vesta: God dammit, Pluto. Do you even know what day it is?
Pluto: Bankruptcy declaration day?
Vesta: Well, yeah but- It’s our son’s birthday, Pluto.
Pluto: Who?
Vesta: Jesus Christ, Pluto. You’re a pathetic shell of your former self.
Pluto: Actually, I’m Pluto.
Vesta: Screw this. I’m taking Toby out without you.
Pluto: Good by me. I need to crack the intro to Stairway to Heaven.
[25 minutes go by, with Pluto getting more sober.]
Pluto: [puts the guitar down] What is wrong with me? I’m getting stoned on my son’s birthday. God, I’m a failure of a father.
[Pluto picks up the phone and calls SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: SquarePants residence.
Pluto: Hey, SpongeBob. I need to book a therapy session.
SpongeBob: What time?
Pluto: Hm… does right now work for you?
SpongeBob: Let me check my schedule.
[SpongeBob looks at a schedule, revealing a blank slate between “Annoy Squidward” and “Annihilate Ken Stringfellow”.]
SpongeBob: Yeah, I can fit you in.
[Cuts to SpongeBob’s house]
Pluto: I’m quite possibly the biggest failure the world has seen. I have yet to pay my bills, I’m constantly stoned, and I forgot my son’s birthday.
SpongeBob: Yeah, man. You’ve kinda fucked your life over.
Pluto: It wasn’t always like that though. Remember that day at the graveyard back in 2019?
SpongeBob: You swore we’d never talk about that.
Pluto: I think it’s time to face our demons, SpongeBob. I don’t think any of us will be back to the same until we deal with it.
SpongeBob: It’s too risky. We haven’t figured out the location of… it.
Pluto: It’ll be like finding Bigfoot. Sure, they had to run around Bloons and the surrounding areas, but eventually they found him.
SpongeBob: But, won’t we disrupt the space time continuum? 
Pluto: It’s worth it in order for everything to go back to normal.
SpongeBob: [ponders for a minute] Ride or die until the end Pluto.
Pluto: (smiles) Let’s go, pal.
(The Middle by Jimmy Eat World plays while Pluto and Sponge drive to the cemetery.)
Pluto: We’re here.
(They get out of the car as the song ends.)
Pluto: This is where we last saw him before everything went to shit.
SpongeBob: We should split up and look for clues.
Pluto: Someone is in his Scooby Doo phase.
SpongeBob: Don’t call me a racist.
(A montage begins where Pluto and SpongeBob look all around the cemetery.)
Pluto: Not here.
SpongeBob: Nope.
Pluto: Nadda.
SpongeBob: Nothing.
Pluto: We’ve looked everywhere, and there’s no trace of him.
SpongeBob: Wait a minute… I see something.
(SpongeBob puts his hands in the bush to reveal..)
Both: Pluto 2?
Pluto 2: oh crap ivebeen SPOTTED.
Pluto: It’s been a long time buddy.
Pluto 2: LET ME GO.
Pluto: You have explaining to do.
Pluto 2: I DONT WENT TO (bites SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: You bitch. (drops Pluto 2 instinctly)
Pluto: After him!
(Pluto and SpongeBob try to run after Pluto 2 to no avail.)
Pluto: Shit. 
SpongeBob: Don’t worry Pluto! We’ll find him eventually.
Pluto: Cigarette.
SpongeBob: What?
Pluto: I need my pack of Newports.
SpongeBob: When did you start smoking?
Pluto: Too much to explain. Gimme my Newports.
(SpongeBob begrudgingly gives Pluto his pack of Newports.)
Pluto: *lights a cigarette* It’s always a day late, a buck short.
SpongeBob: We’ll find him Pluto.
Pluto: No we won’t. It’s always the same thing. I try, and try, and try and nothing works for me.
SpongeBob: Try? You try? Didn’t you smoke pot and fail to play Stairway to Heaven instead of trying to be a good father?
Pluto: *drags his cigarette* That’s the first time I didn’t try in… (counts) three minutes.
SpongeBob: This is your problem, Pluto. You’re so fucking self-centered that all you can do is shutdown and blame the world for your problems. Everything is the world’s fault, not your own.
Pluto: *blows smoke out* And the majority of it is. I didn’t ask to be in this situation.
SpongeBob: Look at all your choices in the past 36 months. You’re saying it’s the world’s fault when all you did was complain, bitch and moan.
Pluto: Sometimes, that’s all you can do.
SpongeBob: I’m tired of this shit. You say we need to face our demons, yet in a moment of weakness, you give up. I’m going to look for Pluto 2. You can stay and mope around in sorrow, or you can buck up and find him too.
Pluto: Can’t I do both?
(SpongeBob starts walking to the car.)
Pluto: Fine, fine. I’ll go with you.
(Cues to Pluto and SpongeBob driving towards the inner city of Bikini Bottom.)
Pluto: I’m sorry for what I said.
SpongeBob: Actions speak louder than words.
(Flashback to 2020, quarantine)
Pluto: I can’t help getting laid off from the Krusty Krab. 
Vesta: Well, what are we supposed to do? We have a one year old at home, and no way of income.
Pluto: I don’t know anymore, Vesta. I don’t.
(From the corner of his eye, he sees 2016 Pluto.)
Pluto: I need to go.
(Outside the house, Pluto is talking with 2016 Pluto.)
Pluto: I can’t have you stay here any longer.
Pluto 2: but i thout we were freinds.
Pluto: I can’t support you anymore. I have a wife and kid to take care of, and especially since I got laid off. They’re my first priority.
Pluto 2: were nt friends?
Pluto: (facepalm) We’re friends, but I can’t support all of you. I can help you find a place but for right now, you gotta leave.
Pluto 2: I DONT WANR LEVE!
Pluto: You don’t have a choice.
Pluto 2: *starts a temper tantrum* I DONT WANR TO LESVE…
Pluto: YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, I DON”T HAVE THE MONEY.
Pluto 2: IM NOT LESVING.
Pluto: *smacks Pluto 2* TOO BAD!
(There is a silent moment as Pluto stares at Pluto 2, in horror of what he did.)
Pluto: Pluto 2.. I-i’m sor-
(A closeup on Pluto 2 shows tears well in his eyes as he runs away, with Pluto floating defeated. The flashback ends.)
Pluto: SpongeBob, I need to find him myself.
SpongeBob: What do you mean?
Pluto: This is all my fault. I was the one who caused this, and strung you along for the ride. I need to resolve this myself, because I was the one who caused it, not you.
SpongeBob: You’re finally maturing, Pluto. (smiles) All you buddy.
Pluto: (getting out of the car) Thanks, pal.
(Pluto walks into the city shouting Pluto 2’s name.)
Pluto: Pluto 2? Pluto 2..? Come here, buddy.
(Out of the corner of Pluto’s eye, he sees Pluto 2 floating away towards Jellyfish Fields.)
Pluto: PLUTO 2!
(Pluto 2 turns around.)
Pluto 2: NO MORE. I NO WANT TOT ALK.
Pluto: I know, I want to talk with you instead.
Pluto 2: NO, YOURE GOIGN TO HURT ME.
Pluto: I promise you, I’m not going to hurt you. Just please, let me talk to you.
(Reluctantly, Pluto 2 agrees. Cut to both Pluto and Pluto 2 sitting on a hill, while Once by Liam Gallagher starts playing.)
Pluto: I know why you’re mad at me. You have every right to be.
Pluto 2: (sniffling) You hurtr me.
Pluto: I know, and I’ve regretted it every day since. It made me become a slight asshole.
Pluto 2: Slight?
Pluto: Fair. (pulls out a Newport) Want one? Actually, that’ll probably screw your brain up more. (takes his lighter out.) What I want to say is, I’m sorry.
Pluto 2: How can i forgife youy?
Pluto: You don’t have to forgive me. But, I want to make things right.
Pluto 2: how?
Pluto: I’m going to send you back.
Pluto 2: Youd do tat for me?
Pluto: It won’t fix the past, but it’ll make your future better.
Pluto 2: (tears welling in his eyes) Thank yo, Pluto…
Pluto: (embraces Pluto 2) Anything for you.. Friend.
(The Plutos go to the graveyard, where Pluto summons another portal.)
Pluto: Nhet kcab enihs ot desu uoy woh.
(The portal opens, and Pluto 2 floats towards it, before going back to embrace Pluto.)
Pluto 2: thank yoy..
Pluto: It’s the least I could do.
(Pluto 2 floats back towards the portal.)
Pluto 2: Goodbye, frend. (floats into the portal)
Pluto: (tears falling down his face) Goodbye, buddy.
(The portal closes once Pluto 2 floats in. Cut to Pluto in his car, singing the final parts to Once by Liam Gallagher.)
Pluto: But oh, I remember how you used to shine, back when. You went down so easy like a glass of wine, my friend. (passes a toy store.) There’s still one more thing I need to do.
(Cut to Pluto’s house, where Vesta is about to bring Toby his cake.)
Toby: Where’s daddy?
Vesta: Daddy’s in.. one of his moods and couldn’t make it. But, I’m here to sing Happy Birthday to you. Three, two, one. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday-
(Pluto walks in the doors and joins Vesta.)
Pluto and Vesta: -to you, Happy Birthday, dear Toby, Happy Birthday to you!
Toby: (floats to Pluto) DADDY!
Vesta: Where were you all day?
Pluto: (smiles) Making everything right. I’m sorry for everything throughout the years, and while actions speak louder than words, I’m lucky to have like you standing by my side throughout the years, keeping me (slightly) in tact, like Lois to Peter, or Patch and Magenta.
(Pluto and Vesta embrace and kiss.)
Toby: Yuck. Daddy, watch this.
Pluto: I’m watching kiddo.
(Toby blows out his candles. The smokes cuts to Toby opening his present.)
Toby: *reading* From.. Spon ge Boob… A DINOSAUR?
Pluto: He’ll get it soon.
Toby: *opens another present, this time from Vesta and Pluto* WOAH, I ALWAYS WANTED A TOY GUITAR!!
Pluto: Like father, like son. I got you one more present.
(Pluto hands Toby the bag.)
Toby: Ooooh… (puts his hands in the bag, revealing a toy Bigfoot.) WOAH!!
Vesta: Does he know?
Pluto: He will soon, he will soon.
(Pluto and Vesta embrace as the camera pans out, episode ending.)
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