Goopage

"Goopage" is the 23rd session of Campaign 2.0.
== Summary ==
* Let's go to the sewers! Yay! We receive a writ from the head of the clerics allowing us to enter the city, but it only has one signature. It'd need to be cosigned by Orkrush, but... that's not happening. Bryna decides to forge it, and hopes she's successful in doing so? 
* On our way to the sewers, we see a giant storm raging over Nir Dorrun. From it, red rain pours down onto the city and there's the occasional lightning strike. Very cool. 
* Angeal takes her fortune. She sees endless tunnels of blue goop, and a voice that says "Something, something... Juiblex!" I may or may not have forgotten exactly what he said. 
* We all put our heads together... what the heck's a Juiblex? Well, lemme tell ya'. It's a demon lord of ever-shifting slime and goop who's presence on the material plane indicates the coming of end times. 
* When we reach the beach, it's completely still; a jarring sight for those of us who grew up here. An oil-like substance mars the beach water, and it's devoid of life. 
* We all pray to our respective gods (if any) and march down into the sewers. 
* I'm not even gonna play around here. We went down there and had a 4 hour long combat encounter with an entire room of sentient, spell-casting goop. It was brutal. We came so, so close to another TPK. 
* During the fight, Gareth and Angeal contracted the Carer's Disease, with Angeal's case being much worse: a natural 1 rolled on a Constitution save led to her being afflicted with stage 3 of the sickness. 
* But, we beat the goop! Haha. We came so close to dying. In the room sat a giant pillar with runes inscribed all over it. Bryna casts Identify on it and learns that it's a summoning device, and that someone had... placed it here. We promptly proceed to destroy the thing, but not before Angeal transcribes the runes into her notebook for future reference. 
* Gareth and Angeal are not looking good. At all. We head back up to the surface, the goop seemingly eliminated, and that's where we end the session.