Wof person type 2: a bad case of I think I’m an a**hole-itis

Yo, yo, yo, it’s ya boy your favorite FM radio host coming through the antenna on your car to try and get couples to **** ** *** ********. As usual I want to see how long I can get away with this. I don’t think it breaks any specific rules (other than ban evasion). Hopefully while this last someone will think it’s funny. I’m leave my mark here, and I’ve got a new fictional address house to leave here. I’m not scared of you but you fear me. Find me at 10880 Malibu Point, California, USA, 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, or The cupboard under the Stairs, 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, United Kingdom.
== Appearance ==
Booby is very pointy. His face is a triangle, his body is a triangle, his life revolves around triangles. Are the scalene, acute, or isosceles? I don’t know, I may be too dumb to answer that. (Just kidding about the dumb part, as everyone knows I’m the smartest man to ever live. You want to know about quantum physics? I’ll tell you, I don’t know, but I’m smart.) The triangles of his head and body are connected by a thin black line. His tail, and limbs (excluding wings) are eerily thin lines, too. He is perpetually scowling, perhaps because he’s too pointy. Like all of my dragons, his face is disfigured, two tiny eyes of no colour with one sitting far below the other. 
Anyways since I am parodying self-insert characters that display obvious low elf-esteem I’ll put this in, booby is ugly. He is so ugly the women and children run away. The brown men and enbies are fine, but the women and children can’t handle it. They go hide and scream save me from the ugly man.
== Personality ==
Anc now, what you were waiting for. (What I was waiting to make.)
* An a-hole
* low self esteem 
* rude
* procrastinator
* Lazy
* Anti-social 
* I hate myself 
* a narcissist 
* Picky 
* short tempered 
* Self centered 
* very artistic and creative 
* anyways i put one positive trait in so it looks like I’m not having a self-pity party and displaying self-loathing to the whole internet. Please still like me.
== Backstory ==
Was egg
went to school
wrote this page
died
== Trivia ==
* Very weird
* smells like farts
* doesnt actually reflect who I am (I’m not an a-hole i just like causing a little internet tomfoolery)
* you’ll be seeing more of me
* so long losers, if anyone happens to stumble upon this page comment your favorite page on this wiki so I can vandalize it.
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