Old New Neighbor

Note: This isn’t actually a episode from the first season of Spongebob it’s just a fun little episode I made that would of been Tuba’s debut in the series.
“Old New Neighbor “ is a episode from the first season of Spongebob Squarepants that aired on the 3rd of August 1999 and is the debut appearance of Tuba. It’s sister episode is “Girl Talk”
==Synopsis==
Spongebob has a new friend in the neighborhood but they’re actually not a new friend at all in fact they go back along way.
===Characters===
*SpongeBob
*Patrick
*Squidward
*Mr Krabs
*Tuba McBloom (debut)
==Plot==
Title card sequence with an accordion rendition of “ My Bonnie” plays in the background. 
Bubble transition 
Spongebob and Patrick are out enjoying themselves in jellyfish fields. 
Spongebob: “ isn’t it a great day to jellyfishing Patrick ?” 
Patrick: “ would be if there were any jellyfish to catch” 
A jellyfish sneaks behind Patrick and stings him 
Patrick: “OW!!” 
Patrick turns around and try’s to catch the jellyfish but catch’s himself in his net and gets stung again. The jelly fish swims away 
Patrick waves his fist at the jellyfish 
Patrick: “ Ow don’t think you can get away with that next time.” 
They both hear a cry for help 
”AHHHHHHH HELP!!!” 
Spongebob: “ hay Patrick did you hear something?” 
Patrick: “ hear what ?” 
A female sponge is running away being chased a group of jellyfish. 
Spongebob: “ Look Pat it’s a girl. Looks like she’s in trouble “ 
Patrick : “ oh so that’s where all the jellyfish went” 
“HELP ME HELP ME !! me can someone please get these jellyfish away from me. AHHHH GET AWAY GET AWAY!! DON’T STING ME !!!” 
Spongebob: “come on Patrick we gotta save her” 
Spongebob runs off to save her 
Patrick “ I’ll be right behind you Spongebob “ 
Patrick stays in place 
Spongebob grabs a bike from a random fish. 
Fish: “HAY what you think you’re doing “ 
Spongebob: “sorry it’s an emergency “ 
Spongebob rides off while yelling in the distance “ ILL PROMISE TO RETURN IT!!!” 
Spongebob sees crowd of fish 
Spongebob: “GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!” 
Crowd: “ huh?” 
“What’s going on” 
“what?” 
Spongebob hits through the crowd 
Crowd : “OOOWWWW” 
” HEY WATCH IT “ 
”YOU OUTTA BE CAREFUL “ 
“MY LEG!!” 
Spongebob turns around 
Spongebob: “ SORRY!!!” 
he catches up with the girl and jellyfish and grabs her. 
Female Sponge: “ huh?” 
Spongebob: “Don’t worry I got you I got you!!” 
She is sitting in the basket and before she could look behind her Spongebob crashes the bike into a small rock launching the female sponge in the air 
“ AHHHHHHH” she screams 
Spongebob: “ oh barnacles “ 
she continues to scream lands head first into a small cave and is stuck. 
Spongebob comes to check on her to see if she’s ok while she’s trying to push herself out. 
Spongebob: “Miss? Miss you ok ?” 
Female Sponge: muffled noises 
Spongebob pulls her out 
Spongebob: “ Hay are you ok? You’re not hurt are you?” 
Female Sponge: “no I’m fine I don’t know who you are but than-“ 
she turns around and realize who just saved her and a close up of her eyes are shown while the Romeo and Juliet overture plays and Spongebob has a glow in her imagination. 
She stumbles “ Spongebob? Is, is that you” 
Spongebob: “ uhhh yes? Wait have I seen you before?”
Female Sponge: “Tuba ,Tuba McBloom?”. 
They both stare At each other awkwardly then point fingers at each other and both yell “ OH MY NEPTUNE IT IS YOU!!!!” 
Spongebob: “ uhhhh soooo how are you? what you doing around here” 
Tuba: “ oh I uh just recently moved here , I never thought I see you again” 
Spongebob: “where you live ?” 
Tuba points 
Tuba: “ see that pink bunny over there that’s my house I only moved in 2 days ago” 
Spongebob: “ well it’s good to see you again after all these years” 
Tuba: “ yeah hehe you too” 
They both nervously laugh and blush,Patrick comes running down yelling and out of breath.
Patrick: “ SPONGEBOB!!!”
Spongebob: “ hey Patrick”
Patrick: “ hey Spongebob and HUH?? SPONGEBOB?”
Patrick believes he’s sees two SpongeBobs in front of him
Spongebob:“ no Patrick this is Tuba , Tuba I like you meet my best friend Patrick ” 
Spongebob greets Patrick and Tuba and Tuba politely bows
Tuba: “ nice to meet you Patrick “ 
Patrick is still confused “ Uh why are there two of you Spongebob? IM FREAKING OUT!!!!”
Patrick runs away screaming while Spongebob and Tuba stare in confusion.
Spongebob: “ so uh Tuba how would you like me to show you around town” 
Tuba:” BOY DO I!!! uhhh I mean yes I would like that “ she blushes 
Bubble transition 
SpongeBob and Tuba are outside SpongeBob’s house 
Spongebob: “ This is where I live” 
Tuba: “oh I see that I don’t live too far from you that’s convenient “ 
Spongebob: “ uh huh and that’s Patrick’s house over there and in the middle is Squidward’s although I don’t think he’s around” 
Spongebob decides to show Tuba around town . While walking through Bikni Bottom Spongebob is talking about the residents and places Tuba is daydreaming 
Spongebob : “ you see over here you have the movie theater , groceries , old man Jenkins bla blah blah blah ….” 
Tuba (in her mind ignoring Spongebob ) “wow I can’t believe it, after many years I finally found him. Sigh We get to be together just like old times”. 
A flashback is shown of when Spongebob and Tuba were kids where Spongebob comes towards a crying Tuba giving her flowers to comfort her. 
Tuba(in her mind): “and just think our wedding day could be just around the corner “ 
She then imagines her and SpongeBob’s wedding day and having a family with him. 
Tuba (in her mind) “ sigh Wouldn’t that be wonderful “ 
Spongebob: “Tuba? Tuba? …. Tuba” 
Spongebob tries to grab her attention as she’s still day dreaming by waving his hand in her face. 
Tuba “ huh? Oh yes Spongebob uhh where are we now ? “ she snaps back into reality. 
Spongebob: “ why only the best restaurant in town” 
They’re infront of the Krusty Krab 
Spongebob: “this is where I work” 
Tuba: “oh you the manager “ 
Spongebob: laughs “ no I’m the fry cook I make the famous Krabby Patty” 
Tuba blankly stares in confusion 
Tuba: “oh?” 
Spongebob: “ uhhhh you’ve never tried one before huh?” 
Tuba nods 
Spongebob: “ well then let’s go in and you can try one”. 
As they enter in Spongebob notices Squidward on the till 
Spongebob:“ hey look it’s Squidward! let’s go say hi to him”
Squidward notices them walking towards him
Squidward grunts “ ugh Spongebob what do you want?”
Spongebob: “ hay Squidward I like you to meet Tuba she’s just moved in” 
Squidward glares at Tuba and notices the similarities between her and Spongebob 
Squidward: “oh great as if one of you wasn’t bad enough, just order something or leave” 
Tuba ( nervously): “ uhhh can I please have a krab uhhh krabby uhh” 
Spongebob : “ one krabby patty please Squidward just wanting her to try new things” 
Squidward: “whatever just don’t bother me for the rest of the day “ 
Spongebob and Tuba walk into the kitchen 
Spongebob: “come one Tuba I’ll show you how I make them you’re gonna love it” 
Squidward: “Spongebob just had to find a female version of himself , great just another headache in my life” 
Time card 
French narrator: “ A few moments later” 
Spongebob and Tuba walk out the kitchen 
Spongebob: “ and that’s how you make a krabby patty now let’s find somewhere to sit” 
Tuba “ it sure looks delicious I can’t wait to try it” 
Spongebob and Tuba sit down at a table 
Tuba: “oh tartar sauce I forgot to pay for it and I don’t have any money I’ll go and get some “ 
Spongebob: “ don’t worry Tuba this one’s on the house “ 
Mr Krabs( behind door) : “ON THE HOUSE?!” 
Mr Krabs barges in “ Spongebob are you giving away free food?” 
Spongebob: “ oh hi Mr Krabs this is Tuba she only recently moved here” 
Mr Krabs: “ I don’t care about your reasoning boy I’m losing profits here” 
Tuba shyly hides herself and Mr Krabs sees that he’s scared her and regrets what he said 
Mr Krabs : “awwwww I can’t say no to a face like that it’s ok I didn’t mean to scare ya” 
Tuba (about to cry): “ I’m … im I in trouble?” 
Spongebob : “ it’s ok Tuba don’t cry, you see Mr Krabs me and Tuba grew up together and I thought I give her a free sample of the best place in town” 
Mr Krabs: “ I see? Spongebob come here” 
he drags Spongebob away from the table and puts his arm around Spongebob talking to him in secret 
Mr Krabs: “ if I were you I would definitely settle down with that one,you two are definitely made for each other she’s a little sweetheart” 
Spongebob: “ oh Mr Krabs you don’t suggest me and Tuba are together do you ? “ 
Mr Krabs: “ oh you’re not , uhh you two aren’t related are you?” 
Spongebob: laughs “no we were just friends as kids there’s nothing between us” 
Mr Krabs : “ oh phew that’s a relief. 
Spongebob blankly stares at him in confusion 
Mr Krabs: “ I mean look at her ” 
Mr Krabs Points to Tuba with her eyes half closed admiring Spongebob from the distance 
“it’s pretty obvious that she likes you them eyes aren’t just staring into a blank space you know , she’s got her eyes on you” 
Spongebob: “ What you on about Mr Krabs?” 
Mr Krabs: “ Look Spongebob me boy I’m saying there’s something about you two, let’s say I can already hear the bells ringing “ 
Spongebob (confused): “bells ?” 
Mr Krabs: “ oh you’ll just have to wait and see” 
Mr Krabs winks then laughs when he walks to his office door and stops 
“By the why I’m letting you off giving away free food this one time just because she’s cute. Now you two enjoy yourselves” 
He continues to laugh as he enters and shuts the door 
Spongebob walks back to Tuba while she’s eating 
Tuba (mouthful): “hey Spongebob what’s up with Squidward he seems kind of grumpy?” 
Spongebob : “ I dunno maybe he needs a best friend, I know I’ll be grumpy if I didn’t have a best friend “ 
Tuba : “ hmmmm” 
A light bulb shows above Tuba’s head giving her the idea to make friends with Squidward 
Bubble transition 
Tuba knocks on Squidwards door 
Squidward: “ who could that be at this time of day, ugh Spongebob it’s yo huh? wait you’re not Spongebob?” 
Tuba: “hi Squidward I’m Tuba Spongebob has told me a lot about you” 
Squidward: “ oh really “ 
Tuba: I don’t think we had a proper introduction have we” 
Squidward: “ no and I don’t care go away” 
He slams the door on her 
Squidward: “ I sware if I have to deal with - “ 
door knocks again and Squidward grunts and opens the door angered 
Squidward: “ I thought I told you to go away” 
Tuba: “ I baked you some cookies because I thought you looked upset and I wanted to cheer you up. May I come in?” 
Squidward looks at her struggling not to give in as Tuba stares with “puppy dog eyes” 
Squidward: “ AWWWWWWOHHHHHH alright just don’t touch anything “ 
Tuba walks in and leaves the cookies on the table 
Tuba: “ I see you’re quite the artist “ 
Squidward: “ oh well you see it’s nothing really “ 
Tuba: “ I really like how you express yourself Squidward my family would pay a lot for stuff like this” 
Squidward is surprised and flustered 
Squidward: “ really?” 
Tuba: “ yeah” 
Tuba notices the clarinet 
Tuba: “ oh wow I see you like music, I like music too “ 
Squidward(surprised yet happy): “uhhhh yeah” 
Tuba: “ can you play it for me ? Please” 
Squidward: “sure I don’t see why not” 
Squidward grabs his clarinet and while he plays badly all three houses shake and Tuba covers her ears. 
Tuba: “ uhhh maybe you could still do with some fine tuning but thank you anyway” 
Squidward: “ no problem it’s nice to see someone with some taste around here unlike some “ 
Tuba : “ who Spongebob ?” 
Squidward: “ yeah I don’t understand why you were around that barnacle head in the first place earlier “ 
Tuba: “ well Squidward you see uhhh can you keep a secret “ 
Tuba whispers to Squidward 
Squidward: “ what? What do you see in him he’s a lunatic “ 
Tuba: “ I dunno I just think he’s kind of cute. He’s fun and kind and well I just like him that’s all hehe” 
Squidward is about to yell at her but reflects on what she said and can’t bring himself to be mad at her while she looks at him cutely. 
Squidward (in his mind and sweating):” awwwww I can’t be mad her Squidward you gotta hold it together “ 
Tuba: “ well it nice to meet you Squidward hope to see you some other time” 
She politely bows but accidentally knocks down a vase. It falls down in slow motion and smash 
Tuba (panics):OH MY GOSH IM SO SORRY I KNOW YOU SAID NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS BEHIND-“ 
Squidward: “ it’s ok don’t worry it’s only a vase” (in his mind) “ one that belonged to my great great aunt “ 
Tuba: “I’m very sorry about” 
Squidward: “ no it’s fine really, you know I think you and I are going to get along just fine” 
Tuba: “you really think so? Well then I’ll see you soon.” 
Tuba walks out the door 
Squidward: “ what a sweet girl she’s nothing at all like Spongebob at all” 
Squidward eats a cookie 
Squidward: “ and these cookies taste good unlike her taste in guys. Oh well one day maybe she’ll come to her senes.” 
Squidward laughs and closes the door 
Tuba Knocks on SpongeBobs door 
Spongebob: “ oh hey Tuba how you finding things around here” 
Tuba walks in 
Tuba: “ oh Spongebob it’s going great I already feel like I’m at home” 
Spongebob: “ that’s great I see you’ve already made friends with Squidward” 
Tuba: “yeah you were right he’s only grumpy because he doesn’t have a best friend but I’ve tried to fix that” 
Spongebob: “ so uhh what you wanna do? “ 
Tuba brings out a list 
Tuba: “well I got a list of things we can hehe” 
montarge of Spongebob and Tuba doing various couple like activities(running in jellyfish fields, going to the fair, going to the movies). On Top Of The World by Carpenters. 
Spongebob walks Tuba home 
Spongebob: “ well I don’t know about you but I’ve had a great day” 
Tuba: “ Spongebob everyday with you is a great day” 
Tuba brings out her list and whispers 
Tuba: “walking me back home , check” 
Tuba opens her door 
Tuba: “ uh Spongebob we will be hanging out again sometime soon right?” 
Spongebob: “ of course , oh by the way I got something for ya” 
Spongebob goes down on one knee and reaches in his pocket. Tuba gasps and crosses her fingers thinking Spongebob is going to propose to her. 
Tuba: “ please be a ring please please be a ring I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life” 
Spongebob: “ huh? What did you say?” 
Tuba blushes “ uhhh nothing “ coughs 
Spongebob: “ ah here it is TADA!!” 
Close of of jellyfishing net 
Tuba blanks in confusion: “ HUH?” 
Spongebob gives Tuba a jellyfishing net 
Tuba: “ oh Spongebob thank you but uhhhh what is it ?“ 
Spongebob: “ it’s a jellyfish net meaning you can go jellyfishing with me and Patrick. And you’re less likely to get chased again” 
Tuba squeaks and leaps to embrace Spongebob. Spongebob is surprised but happy. 
Hearts float above Tuba’s head and the screen closes into black with a heart shape with Tuba giving a wink to the audience. 
END 
==Voice cast ==
Tom Kenny - Spongebob 
Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick 
Mary Kay Bergman - Tuba 
Rodger Bumpass - Squidward 
Clancy Brown - Mr Krabs
==Music==
* My Bonnie
*Dancing the Hula 
* Grass Skirt Chase 
*Romeo and Juliet overture 
*Hawaiian Happiness 
*Happy go lively 
* wedding March 
*The Rakehornpipe 
*Oyster Girls 
*Seaweed
*Me for You
*Hawaiian Cocktail
*On top of the world (original airing)
*Dombummel (re run)
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