Vengan's Wills

Vengan wrote two wills in his lifetime. One during his time in the troupe when he went to go and try to sacrifice himself to the Flukefactorem because of the Ragged Thing, and the other during his time in SHAW. They were written by u/VenganQolbom.
=== The First Will ===
"I have no - absolutely no idea what is happening to me."
"Ever since this... this 'Fluke Sneeze' started I haven't been the same. I act differently, I am nowhere as smart or sharp - ASSASSINATING NOVER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?! AND THEN TRYING TO ASSASSINATE KARSH TOO?! My head, it hurts so much... I feel cold... It - this isn't natural."
"I feel the Sea, the Atrantian Sea is calling to me. I have no idea why, when, or what, I just know it is. I am to go there, that is my objective. My primary directive. Please, remember me as a friend. Or something like that. I am not... not good at writing wills... I shall extinguish this undying flame of mine in the sea, where I shall drown. It has been far too long, I should have died long before..."
"I give the Crimson Dawn, my 'godly' sword, to Hiro. My 86 or so 'Grimmchildren' are to be shared with all of the Grimmkin equally back at the Nightmare Heart. Just give them to an adoption centre or something like that. Scarlet shall bear my Geo. I ask for my useless Hitlist to be buried somewhere. It is of no use. I have nothing else to my name."
"Goodbye everyone."
- Vengan
=== The Second Will ===
"To whoever is reading this, my time has probably come to fall. Like all things do. It has been a fun ride but I am gone now, and never coming back. Regard me not as the person who experimented on corpses and killed people; but as an ally, a good person."
"To Molten, you have the Black Spire under your control, as well as the mould factory beneath it."
"To Arid, relative of one of my greatest allies. You get the Infectodile. Take it forcefully from Molten if need be, its internal structure was designed to follow your orders if it sees you."
"To Neyo, one of my greatest friends and chefs. I wish I could have been more than a monster. Thank you for showing me the way. You get a jar with my fertile fetus in it. Plant it somewhere, and from it will grow into my biological son. He will be overflowing with brine, don't let him touch Mugwunp. There are also two jars in Molten's basement with green gas in it. Inside are will-o-wisps. They mimic people. Use them wisely.
"To Mugwunp, change that lock. It can be overridden easily if someone presses the '0' digit four times. Hopefully the sarcophagus will never open. Also my ancestor is currently alive and well in Jeffrey's dirt hut. Dig down and you will find a metal chamber."
"To Schwarz, I'm sorry I could not look after you. Don't go trying to avenge me alright? Be good to Krest."
"To Riot, you mentioned that you had absorbed an Arctic Will-o-wisp. There are more in my father's tomb in Guham. I hate you but you fight for what is right."
"To Illyria, wherever you are, be happy. I care for you. Don't regard me as an evil man."
"To Nema, my Fox Shade. Someone I regarded as my child. She should be given a home. I am sorry that I have nothing for her."
"To Krest and Lego, you get to keep the Mould Factory, even after the Smiler's eventual fall. Thank you for steering me into the right path."
"To the Nightmare Realm, perhaps my nightmare essence still is intact. It won't do much but its best you collect it."
"To Rundwyre and the Smiler, burn in hell you cunts."
- Vengan
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