The God of Taikoos

The God of Taikoos is the God of Taikoos. He looks like an ordinary Taikoo except that he is 9001 times bigger.
His UnRank is infinity x infinity x 1.899, tied with Doug Demuro.
He is also the second most powerful being, after obviously Chuck Norris. However, he refused to be the vice chairman of the Undefeatables since he thinks Doug is more powerful than him.
== History ==
=== Early Life ===
He lived as a dog-headed soul-guide for the dead named Aikoo (also called Xolotl by the dumb UnAztecs) with his brother (now sister), Quetzalcoatl. He was turned into a taikoo for doing the T-pose to him. However, that only made him stronger because when anyone do the T-pose, they will absorb the powers of Jesus Christ and become as strong as him. Then, he started creating much smaller duplications of him and scattered them all over the time and space between time and space. As he created them, he became the leader of all of them and became much, much stronger.
=== Bill Cipher ===
Bill Cipher, the founder of the Illuminati mentions the God of Taikoos very often, because they are friends. Also, a taikoo has 6 gills, and 3 at each side
==== Examples ====
* ILL GET THIS PUPPY UP AND RUNNING ONE DAY AND NEITHER TIME BABY NOR THE BIG FRILLY KNOW IT ALL WILL STOP ME (Bill writing a cryptogram)
** Taikoos have their gills on the outside of their heads, giving them a frilled appearance
* CURSE THE GOD OF TAIKOOS EVERY CONSPIRACY IS TRUE. (Bill's Ciphers section)
* T-A-I-K-O-O! My time has come to burn! I invoke the ancient power that I may return! (Bill's last words)
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