Tanks for the Memories

Musical guest: Norah Jones
Henry and June give you the scoop on one of the kablammiest hosts doing the how far can you stretch your face challenge
== Quotes ==
Announcer: We now return to Bottom Chef.
Daniel L., please pack your bags and go.
Fine!
We interrupt this broadcast with breaking news.
An aide to a young lady Emily took part in a wacky new Island Challenge event.
That's right. The How-Far-Can-You-Stretch-Your-Face Competition ended with fewer injuries than expected.
We now go live, who is outside town
I'm standing outside where, rayz took up the challenge despite the concerns of onlookers, had a strong start and came close to breaking a world record
Unfortunately, she was one inch short, and the challenge ended in failure.
Face stretching is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.
Well, we all got anger.
The important thing is finding a healthy way to channel it.
June: Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!
(Sings) As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in “Caddyshack”
The Asian guy who bumps into every single line
And Britney Spears was performing on the All That stage through the years
And Bill O'Reilly's career reported for local television stations in the United States 
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: She's got them on the list
She's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
June: There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And Senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list
And the 12 year old kid smiling while he's splashing in the pool
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's the boy who comes to school with a tie on
And every member of the cast of “Entourage”
And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a win
For ending The Sopranos with no cuts of black!
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed
Secret Service Men: She's got them on the list
She's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
June: There's the guy who sits in a cockpit and announces on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist. I've got him on the list
And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" (tryptophan)
He never would be missed, he never would be missed
There's the blonde lady who tells you with a voice like a Angel
[falsetto] "You know, someone should do a sitcom based around my life!"
[normal voice] The guy who watched "The Simpsons" episodes from 1993
And won't admit the thing isn't funny anymore
June and Secret Service Men: And anyone
And every one...
Who's ever...
Made me missed!
Secret Service Men: Made me missed!
Made me really really missed!
June: I've got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: They'd be none, they'd be...
They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed...
June: They'd none
Secret Service Men: None of them...
Of...
None of them...
Them...
None of them
June and Secret Service Men: Be...
Missed!
Basso Profundo Secret Service Man: None of them be missed!
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come...Safety Queen, Inside Out Boy....and when we return, more Action League Now!. Right here on “KaBlam!”
This is a special kablam performance of her single, Everybody Needs A Best Friend, give it up for Norah Jones
Norah Jones: My words are lazy
My thoughts are hazy
But this is one thing I'm sure of
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
You got a double
Who brings you trouble
And though you're better without me
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
A fool could see decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?
You got a head full of someone dreadful
But how that someone adores you
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
A fool could see decidedly
That you're a ten and I'm a three
A royal breed is what you need
So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?
Oh, you got a head full of someone dreadful
And yet alas, that someone adores you
Everybody needs a best friend
I'm happy I'm yours
I'm just a clown
And I'll bring you down
But you just don't care 'cause your
Best friend is me
(crowd cheers)
Everybody give it up for Norah 
That was wicked
Norah Jones: thank you very much.
Now, if you guys want to see that performance again, you can head over to the Nick.com website where you can check it out.Category:Episodes