Season 5

thumb|246x246px|The rules of zerophilia are many and ever illusory.
In season 5, the hosts read Zeroing in by tryslora. In Episode 1, they comment that they "scrapped the plans we had for this season" in favour of reading this piece instead. The premise of this story with the sex fluidity makes it difficult to categorize the pairing type for this story, so all combinations have been included (F/F, M/M, M/F).
== Summary ==
Harry goes out for a night on the town, determined to finally lose his virginity, and wakes up in bed with a lovely woman and breasts of his own. Shocked to discover that he has the extremely rare disease of Zerophilia, which makes him change gender when he orgasms, he is even more shocked to find out who else shares this disease.
This story is inspired by the movie Zerophilia.
== Episodes ==
* S05E01 - A Hellova Hangover
* S05E02 - Shag Him Again, Darling
* S05E03 - Pen15 Pals
* S05E04 - Between a C#ck and a Hard Place
* S05E05 - Fingerblast from the Past
* S05E06 - Can You Zerophil the Love Tonight?
== Relationship(s) ==
* Harry Potter (AKA Harriet, as decided by Potterotics poll) / Draco Malfoy (AKA Dana)
== Other Characters that Appear ==
* Hermione Granger
* Ron Weasley
* Pansy Parkinson / Blaise Zabini (implied) - Panini (Pansy's fetus with Blaise)
== Notable Jokes, Gags and References from Season 5 ==
* Dubious Consent: Draco doesn't inform Harry of who he is, leaves him as a female, etc.
* Panini - Blaise and Pansy's baby
* Dense Harry (Episode 1, 2, 3, 5)
* Silken Pubes (Episode 1)
* CONSENT (Episode 1, 5)
* Jason (Episode 1, 6)
* Ron Bashing (Episode 1, 2, 3, 4)
* Dansy Voice (Episode 1, 2, 6)
* Gasping Lyndsay (Episode 1, 2, 3, 5, 6)
* The -Ughorns (Episode 2, 3, 6)
* "New Year, eww me" ~ Lyndsay (Episode 1, Q11, 3)
* The Black Cloth (Episode 3)
* GIRLS NIGHT! (Episode 4)
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