Mycroft the Christmas Bleeg

Mycroft the Christmas Bleeg is a Bleeg who likes Christmas. He was born on Christmas day.
==Biography, and Christmas Obsession==
It all started when he was very young, and went to a family reunion with the other Bleegs, Spreegs, Meegs, and Ilfs. His cousin, Rosa the Meeg, and her friend, Lenny the Spreeg, were wearing Christmas hats, and eating carrots.
His abnormal brain immediately correlated the two things, and as he loved carrots, decided he loved Christmas, and also, for some reason, light-bulbs and fish.
He made his life's ambition to become one of Father Christmas' elves, but was dismayed to find out, that because he wasn't a polygon, it was illegal for him to join them.
He then set about to become the God of Christmas, who was NOT Jesus, while also teaching at BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY School, where he was head of religious celebrations.
At the old age of seven, he retired to the Land of Ooooooo, a paradise above the clouds, where he lives in peace with Ellie the Dwarf God. Their honeymoon will be on the scalp of Jude the Sentient Munchkin.
 <poll>
 Which creature should I make first?
 BLEEGS
 MEEGS
 SPREEGS
 BLOOGS
 MOOGS
 SPROOGS
 ILFS
 DOOM
 Your face. (._________________.)
 </poll>
==Trivia==
*He is a Bleeg, and Bleeg doesn't say toast when spelt (or spilt) backwards
*He has a degree in Christmas.
*He was married to the sister of Narcoleptic Scrooge, but she died a horrible death.
*He was named after Mycroft Homes, the brother of Sherlock Holmes
*He greatly dislikes all non-Christmas related literature.
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