Boris Masgorv's Spaghetti Dinner

Welcome kiddies to my CASTLE.  I, your old FIEND, CREEPS, am here to give you all a DOSE OF DEADWEIGHT, in this EERIE-INVITATION to a nice, little DINNER OF DREAD...
On a Summer-evening, in 1903, there was a large, old mansion in the countryside of New England.  Inside, there was a man seated at the dining-room-table, among rows of lit-candles on it.  The man wore a silver-mask and stroked his long, dark-hair, tugging at the curls.  The doorbell suddenly rang and the man answered it.  It was another gentleman at the door.  "Ah, Henry, good evening.  Come in!  Come in!  The feast is prepared my old Friend!" the man in the mask said to the man at the door.  
"Good evening, Boris, thank you" Henry replied, smiling and followed him in.  Boris and Henry sat down, at the dining-room-table and a butler brought out a big gold-platter, with a gold-cover on it.  "Thank you Winston!" Boris said to him.  "Yes sir, would you care to listen to riveting music Mr. Masgorv?" the butler answered and asked.  "Yes" Boris replied and Winston The Butler played, The Blue Danube Waltz on a record on the record-player in the corner, then left.  A few minutes later, Boris and Henry dined on spaghetti and drank glasses of wine, together.  Boris Masgorv got up suddenly and swung gleefully from the chandelier.  "Are you alright, Boris?" Henry asked.  "I have not seen you in years" he added.  "Yes Henry, I want you to see what I am now" Boris replied.  As Boris Masgorv spun around on the chandelier in his white, dress-shirt, black boots and black, dress-pants, he pulled off his mask.  His face was that of a skull with wide-eyes.  Boris laughed as The Blue Danube Waltz continued to play.  "I am dead and rather a zombie!" he cackled, as chunks of the flesh fell from his hands, making them skeletal and boney.  
It looks like my Friend, Boris really knew how to SWING-DANCE even to Classical Music heh-heh!  Well, Henry had to HAND it to Boris for PULLING IT OFF at dinner, even if he had to FACE IT Ha-Ha-Ha!