Travis the Tramp

Travis the Tramp is the twenty-eighth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on December 15, 2019, and was written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Dan is reading a Playboy magazine)
Dan: (giggling) This is the best thing I’ve read in my life!
Crazy: Oh brother.
Dan: What? It’s really hot! Wanna see it?
Crazy: No!
Travis: Yeah, that stuff really makes me want Image’s-
Crazy: TRAVIS! When did you get here? Get out!
Travis: I’m not listening to an 11-year-old.
Dan: What are you doing here anyway?
Travis: I’m here to sell y’all supplies. You know, to apologize for destroying your guys’ lives and stuff.
Dan: Sounds believable enough to me.
Crazy: Well I’m not buying it. I’m telling everyone else.
(Cut to Crazy telling other people)
Matchy: What the hell? This has to be some sort of farce.
Purple: Sounds pretty cool to me.
Cici: I don’t care.
Rocky: Wait, I still exist? Wow.
Travis: Damn fools don’t know a good trade when they see one. I’m selling muskets for a pound a piece!
Purple: I’ll take your entire stock!
Travis: ...I only brought one with me. (Purple gives him a pound) I’m rich!
Crazy: No you’re not, you’re just one pound heavier.
Travis: Shut up. Also Purple, I need to see your credentials to prove you’re old enough to own a gun.
Purple: This is the middle ages. I don’t need credentials, I’m 18!
Travis: So am I but people still think I’m 5. Gimme ID.
Purple: Uhh okay. (he hands him his ID)
Travis: DAMN FOOL! You fell right into my trap! Mwahahahaha! (he puts a large bag over Purple’s body and ties it shut)
Matchy: WHAT THE- (she gets captured as well in the blink of an eye)
Crazy: O- (he gets captured too)
(Cut to Ingot’s newly built prison)
Travis: Here’s three damn fools, boss.
Ingot: Great job there, Travis. Crazy, we meet again.
Crazy: Grr….
Ingot: Grr all you want. It won’t stop you from being in the hands of me and my crew.
Ian: I get paid in Weezer albums, it’s great.
Crazy: Well… Weezer sucks!
Ian: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Ingot: Okay, that’s ten more years in the brig for you, 11-year-old.
Crazy: What?!
Ian: You suck, Crazy.
Matchy: No, YOU suck.
Ingot: We can talk about suck all you want AFTER you guys are put into your cells.
Purple: Can I at least have something to write on?
Ingot: Sure, here’s some toilet paper and a pencil. (Purple frowns)
(Meanwhile at Fanonland)
Dan: Where did Purple go? I need to ask him an important question!
Cici: What’s this important question?
Dan: I was gonna ask if Image was single.
Cici: I forgot she existed.
Rocky: Uh, hello?!
Cici: Who was that?
Dan: No idea. Since Purple isn’t here anyway, gotta go look for Image.
Cici: I wanna come with!
(end)
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