Oh Crap, Alien !!

== Plot ==
The "CC Gang" find themselves on an abandoned space ship, to find out that it might night be that safe.
== Transcript ==
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Sandy running around the corner of a space ship. They both have heavy artillery guns in their hands. Screaming can be heard from around the ship.]
SpongeBob: [Wiping green blood from his shirt.] This is horrible.
Sandy: Yeah, you can say that again.
SpongeBob: This is horrible.
Sandy: Yep...
SpongeBob: This is horri--
Sandy: Okay, you can stop saying it now, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: How did this even start?!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Patrick, Demi and Squidward exploring a dark part of the ship.]
Squidward: I'm sorry, but why is Demi leading us? She's a teenager. At her age, she probably still thinks Emojis are cool.
Demi: I'm leading because unlike all of you, I watch movies, and in dark places, you always have to be prepared with weapons and lots of them.
Squidward: But still, you're a teenager. I'm 40 and I'm pretty sure Mr. Krabs is getting up to 80's soon.
Mr. Krabs: [Bashes Squidward on the head.] I'm 60....
Squidward: Look, I'm just saying we could have someone more experienced leading the way. Like....
Demi: SpongeBob and Patrick? Look, you seem to know so much, why don't you lead the way?
Squidward: If it means getting out of this place quicker, then sure. [Takes the gun from Demi's hands and starts to walk ahead of the "CC Gang"]
SpongeBob: Woo! Go Squidward! Am I right? [Looks around.] Nobody gonna join in? [Looks in front of him to see a face hugger alien attached to Squidward's face.] Oh.
Demi: [Throws chewing gum into her mouth.] Predictable, at best. 
Patrick: [Picks up a shovel.] Don't worry Squidward, I'm coming to help you! [Bashes the face hugger attached to Squidward's face. It jumps off and runs away.] Done!
SpongeBob: [Runs over to Squidward who is now on the ground, groaning.] Squid, are you okay? 
Patrick: [Looks over at SpongeBob.] I think he is, other than I think the bash to his face may have made him look ugly.
SpongeBob: Actually, nothing's changed with him...
Patrick: Oh.....
[Squidward's stomach starts to inflate.]
SpongeBob: Uh oh...Squid, are you okay?
Demi: [Quickly snatches her gun up from the ground and points it at Squidward.] Stand back from him, I have a very bad feeling about this.
Patrick: Guys, shut up. 
SpongeBob: I'm gonna do what Demi said...This doesn't seem very safe. [Stands back.] Patrick, you may want to do the same.
Patrick: SpongeBob, Demi, if you please...This is the miracle of child birth.
[A small alien bursts out from Squidward's body.]
Patrick: IT'S A -- [The alien claws at his face.] AGGH.
SpongeBob: [Snatches the gun from Demi's hands.] Get away from him, you bitch! [Shoots the alien off him, it lands on the ground, unconscious.] That wasn't so hard now, was it? Let's go now.
[The alien gets up from the ground, it grows into it's true big form.]
Mr. Krabs: I'm out. [Runs away.]
SpongeBob: [Turns around to see the alien. He drops the gun.] Oh, okay...That grew pretty fast....[Slowly backs away.] Any ideas?
Patrick: Split up! [Patrick and Demi run down a corridor together.] Run!
SpongeBob: [The alien goes over to SpongeBob and opens it's mouth, another alien like creature comes out of it's mouth.] ...Ugh...Hello? [The alien smacks SpongeBob across the room into a power box.] BULGARIA.
Sandy: SpongeBob! [Runs over to SpongeBob.] Come on, we need to get outta here faster than a bull fr--[See's the alien charging at them.] You know what? I'll say it later. [Grabs SpongeBob and runs away with him.]
[To be Continued....]
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