Lying Your Way To Disaster/Transcript

(the short starts with flamingo plush with a croc stand)
Flamingo Plush: Crocs! 1 dollar!
(brown kind of flower walks up)
Brown Kind of Flower: I'll have two pairs, both black with white shoelaces.
Flamingo Plush: Okay, weirdo.
(flamingo plush gives brown kind of flower the crocs, and brown kind of flower puts a dollar in flamingo plushes dollar tip)
Flamingo Plush: ...Where's my money?
Brown Kind of Flower: What do you mean, I literally just gave you a dollar, idiot.
Flamingo Plush: sigh Do you not know our policy?
(flamingo plush walks up to the random convenient vending machine, and presses a 19 digit code. it then reveals a policy sign)
Flamingo Plush: Money tips isn't the same as money pay.
Brown Kind of Flower: ..What?
Flamingo Plush: Just give me another dollar, man. It ain't that hard.
Brown Kind of Flower: Ugh, just take it.
(brown kind of flower slams down a dollar bill)
Flamingo Plush: You touched the table. Pay me 30 dollars now.
Brown Kind of Flower: WHAT!?
(camera slides to c and cat bell, sitting on a bench. c is staring at flamingo plushes stand angrily)
Cat Bell: What's up?
C: Croc sales from Flamingo Plush, that's what.
Cat Bell: What's wrong with Flamingo Plush getting success from her crocs? I think her kitty fluffy crocs are pretty cute. Check them out on me!
C: I, I..
(an idea pops up on c)
C: I know what's wrong with it. Y'know snails?
Cat Bell: Y-yeah?
C: What if I told you.. THEY'RE BABY CROCS!
(cat bell gasps)
C: But hold that gasp, theres more. Crocs are just the middle ground of the evolution. the next evolution.. dear god... WE'RE ALMOST THERE IN THE EVOLUTION!
Cat Bell: WHAT?!
C: YES! And their new evolution.. oh boy..
Cat Bell: W-W-What is their new evolution?
C: Well, they have four eyes, and the power to use laser beams out of their eyes, they have wings, and a giant shell that makes them indestructible!
Cat Bell: Really!?
C: Well, not really. You can kill them by shooting them in the head. But, still, if were here accepting socks into this world, sometime soon, crocs will become OUR END OF THE WORLD!!
Cat Bell: Oh god.. oh no... I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE!
(cat bell jumps out of the bench and runs away)
C: YOU DO THAT! I'll wait here.
C, quietly to himself: Idiot.
(camera cuts to the gentle warriors playing Clinkuno™)
Daisy Flower: We played this game 783 times and I still do not get the purpose of the game.
Beehive: Same.
Yoyle Book: Look, all you have to do is put the greens with the reds, and the blues with the yellows!
Paper Lantern: I got purple card.
(paper lantern holds up a purple Clinkuno™ card)
Yoyle Book: What the hell?
(cat bell runs up to the gentle warriors)
Octagon: Oh great, its the "chinese-ist" accuser.
Cat Bell: GUYS, GUYS! SNAILS ARE ACTUALLY CROCS WHICH ARE ACTUALLY MIDDLE EVOLUTIONS OF THE SNAIL LINE, WHICH THE FINAL EVOLUTION IS A GIANT MONSTER THAT CAN TAKE DOWN ALL OF US!
Octagon: What.
Beehive: Hold on, snails!?
(a snail approaches to daisy flower. daisy flower picks it up on her finger)
Daisy Flower: What could it be, little creature?
(beehive gets her bees out to sting the over living hell out of the snail. the snail then runs away as fast as it can go)
Daisy Flower: What was that for??
Beehive: The snail could've kill you!
Daisy Flower: What do you mean, Beehive?
Beehive: Did you not hear Cat Bell? The snails are evolved crocs, and pretty soon they will grow to monsters that will wipe out the entire object race! And animal race. And maybe race.
Daisy Flower: Oh my! How long will it take until they turn into these monsters?
Cat Bell: uh
(cat bell darts to c)
Cat Bell from far: How long until the snails transform into the monsters?
C from far: By tomorrow.
Cat Bell from far: Okay.
(cat bell darts back)
Cat Bell: Tomorrow!
Daisy Flower: Oh no! We need to tell the others!
Beehive: Yeah!
Paper Lantern: Can tell those too?
Cat Bell: Alright! Do you wanna tell the others too, Yoyle Book?
Yoyle Book: Nah. I'll just keep playing Clinkuno with Octagon.
Octagon: No.
Yoyle Book: Yes.
Octagon: No.
Cat Bell: Alright. Come on girls, let's make Pendleberry a better place!
(montage)
(neon grassy, candy paint and gucci flip flop are relaxing next to a tree. cat bell runs to them)
Cat Bell: Guys! Take off the crocs! They are the start of a horrible evolution line of laser beam monsters!
(candy paint and gucci flip flop then put their crocs in the trash can)
(camera cuts to keychain reading comic book. daisy flower runs up to them)
Daisy Flower: My friends, these crocs you have next to you are VERY dangerous. I suggest putting them in the trash.
Keychain: Dude what.
(daisy flower then grabs the twos crocs and puts them in the trash can)
Keychain: Hey, what the hell?! That costed me my life savings!
(camera cuts to milkshake, flavored milk straw and doggie bone watching tv. beehive then runs to them)
Beehive: Hey! You guys can't have any of these crocs!
Doggie Bone: Why not.
Beehive: Because they are horrible beings that will soon evolve to giant monsters with laser beams.
(beehive then grabs the crocs and puts them in the trash can)
(camera cuts to oxygen just being oxygen. paper lantern flies to him)
Oxygen: What.
Paper Lantern: ahem I need croc you are gone, because croc bad and make bad creature. Put croc in trash please, you will?
Oxygen: ...................Huh?
Paper Lantern: Just take croc you are wearing off.
Oxygen: Why? These crocs were made specially for me. You can buy one of these at ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇.
Paper Lantern: Ugh.
(paper lantern then grabs oxygen by the foot and flies up high)
Oxygen: woah woah WOAH WOAH WOAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(paper lantern then drops oxygen in the trash can)
(montage continues with the girls telling everyone about the crocs)
(montage ends, and camera cuts to the girls sitting next to a tree)
Cat Bell: We did good.
Daisy Flower: Yeah.
(camera then cuts to the characters complaining at flamingo plush)
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, these crocs are evil!
Oxygen: I'm never giving you money ever again.
Brown Kind of Flower: She took 90 dollars from me when I tried to buy 1 dollar crocs.
Flamingo Plush: I- you don't know what you're talking about!
(everyone then starts chanting "SCAM")
Flamingo Plush: H-Hey! Stop that!
(c is standing far from them)
C: What have I done.
Cat Bell: You've done a brave thing, friend! Now we are all safe from the crocs.
C: No, no, no! This is all a lie! I didn't think you would actually believe it! Now everyone is giving Flamingo Plush a hard time because of your stupidity!
Cat Bell: W-What..?
C: You weren't supposed to believe it was actually gonna be a thing! I only hate the croc stand because of its success!
Cat Bell: Oh.. Um.. Sorry...
(cat bell walks away, sad)
C: Idiot.
(c walks away)
(camera cuts to flamingo plush in the middle of everyone mad, until c comes in to protect her)
C: Guys, guys! This is all just a false alarm! I made up this croc thing, and Cat Bell actually believed it. It isn't Flamingo Plushes fault, it's my fault. Or more realistically its Cat Bell's fault.
(everyone goes silent, then leaves)
C: Huh. I guess I fixed the problem.
(flamingo plush throws a boulder at c)
Flamingo Plush: That's what you get for destroying my brand!
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