Shotgun Willy

In this song series, Joel plays Shotgun Willy, a very depressed man who is very unsuccessful at killing himself.
==Lyrics==
===Part 1===
I'm so lonely, I think i'd rather be dead.
I'm so lonely, I think I'll shoot myself in the head.
(shotgun blast)
===Part 2===
I'm so Horny, I think I'd rather be dead. (Be dead, Be dead)
I'm so lonely, I ain't gonna shoot myself in the head. (No, he ain't. No, he ain't.)
I'm so lonely, I don't think I could be any lower. (Good.)
I'm so lonely, I'm gonna run over myself with a big lawnmower.
(lawnmower sounds)
===Part 3===
I'm so lonely, I think I'd rather be dead. (Aww, man, that's too bad.)
I'm so lonely, I ain't gonna shoot myself in the head. (Well, that's good.)
I'm so lonely, I don't think I could get any lower. (Always have a positive additude.)
I'm so lonely, but I ain't gonna run over myself with a big lawnmower. (Oh, yeah, I got the John Deere.)
I'm so lonely, I don't think I ever did belong, (Aww, that's too bad, baby. You belong.)
I'm so lonely, I'm gonna walk into traffic with my iPod on.
(Awful Show intro playing - car horns, then screech and crash)
===Part 4===
(...and a 1, 2...)
I'm so lonely, I think I'd rather be dead. (Nope, nope, nope-nope, nope, nope)
I'm so lonely, but I ain't gonna shoot myself in the head. (Yep, yep, yep-yep, nope, nope)
I'm so lonely, I don't think I could be any lower. (Nope, nope, nope-nope, nope, nope)
I'm so lonely, but I ain't gonna run over myself with a big lawnmower. (Good, good, good-good, good, good)
I'm so lonely, I never felt like I did quite belong. (Nope, nope, nope-nope, nope, nope)
I'm so lonely, but i ain't gonna walk into traffic with my iPod on. (Good, good, good-good, good, nope)
I'm so lonely, but I think i'm gonna try and go and live my life, (That's good, man. Good job.)
I'm now so happy, hey isn't that the guy who stabs people to death with a real big knife? (What the hell??)
(stabbing noises) (It's all good, brother. Shut it off.)
===Part 5===
(...and a 1, and a 2, and a buckle my shoe...)
(Aww, yeah. Here we go again.)
I'm so lonely, I think I'd rather be dead. (Yeah.)
I'm so lonely, but I ain't gonna shoot myself in the head. (No.)
I'm so lonely, I don't think I could be any lower. (Yeah.)
I'm so lonely, I ain't gonna run over myself with a big lawnmower. (Yeah.)
I'm so lonely, I never felt like I did belong. (Yeah.)
I'm so lonely, but i ain't gonna walk into traffic with my iPod on. (Yeah.)
I'm so lonely, but now I'm gonna go live my life, (Good.)
I used to be so happy, then I got stabbed with a motherfucking knife. (Shit.)
I'll always be so lonely, (Lonely.)
I'll always be so lonely, (Lonely.)
Never happy, laughing or full of mirth.
So instead i made up my mind.
Say goodbye to your big home we call Earth. (Aww, man. Not again.)
BOOM!
(catastrophic explosion sound)
The end. This has been a Shotgun Willy production.
==Notes of Interest==
*None yet.
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