Goo Lagoon (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

= SpongeBob Lifts Weights with Larry ==
(SpongeBob is walking on the beach and bumps into Larry Lobster)
SpongeBob: Whoa! Sorry, Larry.
Larry: That's all right, SpongeBob. Say, how's about you and me go pump some iron?
SpongeBob: Is that even possible? You can't even fit the pump inside the iron.
Larry: I don't mean it like that dude! I'm on about weight lifting. Wanna join us?
SpongeBob: Umm....ok.
(Scene cuts to Muscle Beach)
Larry: Here, try this. (He gives him a 10kg barbell)
SpongeBob: Whoa! (He falls to the floor)
Larry: Hmm. (He throws the barbell away). Try this (He passes him a 5kg barbell)
SpongeBob: (He drops it and lands on his foot) AHHHHH!!!! *Dolphin Noise"
Larry: (He lifts the weight off and gives him a stick) *Sigh* Try this. (SpongeBob falls over) Sorry dude, but if you don't sort your body out then you might end up like Patrick.
(SpongeBob now looks like a exact clone of Patrick)
SpongeBob: What?
== Patrick Orders an Ice Cream ==
(Patrick walks to a ice cream stand)
Patrick: Hmm... I'll have an Ice Cream please.
Man: Sure what do you want.
Patrick: Hmm what do you recommend?
Man: We'll we have a banana split.
Patrick: But then I'll need to go to the tailors!
Man: Ok.....Well there's a Knickerbocker glory.
Patrick: Ugh! Knickers and Boxers blended into an Ice Cream!? No thanks.
Man: (Getting slightly agitated) Right. Well what about a sundae?
Patrick: But it's only Friday!
Man: (Angry): Listen kid, I don't care if you need to go to the tailors or if it's a Friday or if you don't like knickers and boxers!! Just order a flipping ice cream!!!
Patrick: Fine. I'll have a meat and bear flavored ice cream in a cone please.
Man: Are you trying to be funny!!??
Patrick: No, but look behind you.
(The man turns around to find a seabear)
Man: (Nervously) Here kid, you're hired. I quit. (He runs off as fast as he could screaming while the sea bear chases him. Patrick picks up an ice cream)
Patrick: Ahh there's that meat and bear flavored ice cream! (He licks it and walks off)
== Sandy Surfs the Waves ==
(Sandy is shown on a surfboard in her bikini next to a giant wave)
Sandy: Wooowee!!! Ride 'em, cowboy!! (She flips upside down) I call this one the Upside Down flip!. (She then balances one hand on the surfboard) I call this one the One Hand Headstand (She then does a front flip) I call this simply the Front Flip! (She crashes into a rock and gets washed to shore) I call this one.....The Wash Sandy to Shore............
(Patrick walks by)
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, how do surfers greet each other?
SpongeBob: How?
Patrick: They wave!
SpongeBob: (Laughs)
Sandy: *Sigh*
(Patrick notices Sandy)
Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! A HAIRY CYCLOPS HAS WASHED UP ON THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sandy Strangles Patrick's neck)
Sandy: Why you little!!.........Call me a Hairy Cyclops EH!!!???.
== Squidward Attempts to Sunbathe ==
(Squidward is lying on a sun bed near the sea)
Squidward: Ahh what a great day! I love laying on my sun bed enjoying the lovely breeze and the hot sun. Nothing can go wrong! (SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing in the background) I take that back........ And what can I do for you two imbeciles?
SpongeBob: Oh, me and Patrick came to say hi to you.
Squidward: Well, now's the time to say goodbye.
SpongeBob: But we just got here!
Squidward: Fascinating. Now can you please go now?
Patrick: Oh quit being so negative all the time!
Squidward: Well I would but you two are here to ruin it!
SpongeBob: How can we ruin it! First off we would need to destroy it needs to be in ruins.
Squidward: See this is why I hate you so much. Goodbye!.
(He gets out of his sun bed and walks off)
SpongeBob: Squid, wait!
Squidward: Not listening.
SpongeBob: But it is important.
Squidward: Go away!
SpongeBob: Squidward I'm your close friend, I want to talk to you!
Squidward: Still not listening!
SpongeBob: But I was gonna say you were about to...... (Squidward smacks into a pole) Smack into a pole........
Squidward: Reason number 2454 of why I hate SpongeBob and Patrick so much. I get injured all the time.......
== Mr. Krabs Searches for Buried Treasure. ==
(Mr. Krabs whistles while he carries his metal detector across the floor)
Mr Krabs: Hmm let's see if there is any loot hanging about. (The metal detector detect's something) Yes!. (He pulls out a tire) No! (He searches again). (The metal detector detects something) Yes!. (He pulls out a boot) No!. (He searches again. The detector detects something) AHA!. (He pulls out someone's swim shorts) I got you now you......pair of swim shorts?. (A angry fish comes by naked)
Nat: Thanks a lot, Cheapy McCheapskate!. (He snatches the swim shorts and puts them on before anyone looks). Next time check before you freeload!
Mr Krabs: Sorry sir. (He wipes his forehead). Phew, I almost dodged the bullet that time!. Now back to my loot search. (He searches again. The detector detects something) Yes!. (He pulls out an old Krabby Patty) Ugh! What a good waste of a meal! (He searches again. The detector detects something) Now I have finally got you this time! If this is not loot I am going to scream! (He pulls out a live monster) Wow, I guess I was right. I am going to scream! (He runs off) AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A GIANT MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SpongeBob takes off his monster costume as he gets out of the sand)
SpongeBob: I could have sworn I heard a noise. (He puts his ear near his belly) Surely I'm not that hungry. Am I?. (He walks off-screen)
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