Eat, Spray, Linda/Transcript

Linda: Ugh, mud. (groans) Okay, Linda. Try to look on the bright side. How often do you get to walk through a field? It's kind of neat. Look around. It's a nice day. Oh, here's a pretty flower. Oh! Oh, God, uh-oh, it's skunk. Oh, he's sleeping. Just gonna tiptoe away and not bother you. Oh, God! Oh, my face! (muttering) (groaning) Oh, God, that stupid skunk! Nocturnal idiot! (her glasses slip off) Whoa! (cracking of a lens) Oh, for the love of Pete! (chuckles as she picks up her glasses and puts them back on her face) I can still see out of one side. Sort of. What's that black fuzzy thing? (screams) Oh, you little skunk!
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