Sherbert D. Bear

Sherbert D. Bear is a mysterious color changing bear who appeared on Club Penguin in June 2015 and refuses to leave. 
==Biography==
Sherbert was born from the horrific union of Guinydyl and Sasquatch. The two saw their child after birth and instantly rejected it. She was referred to as a 'grotesque behemoth' by Guinydyl.
At the age of 7, Sherbert was sent away to a boarding school in Smosh, a small village on the eastern side of Icely, where she met her best friends, Norbert the flamingo, and None the Something from There, who introduced her to bacon flavored pie, which they always snorted during classes. She also met her rival, Cabbage the nacho bear, who frequently stole her lunch and tap danced beneath her window when she was trying to sleep. She and Cabbage often got into fights in the school's broom closet, where they would joust with vegetables while screaming death metal songs at the top of their lungs.
Her favorite teacher, Professor Dumbledork, claimed that she was the worst student he had ever had, and he often gave her extra homework, which she absolutely loved. One day, during a math test, Sherbert was mixing smoothies, and accidentally blew up the school's tennis court. She was expelled, and arrested for the murder of an innocent gopher, but was later found to be guilty and was released with a restraining order preventing her from going within ten inches of inflatable whales.
At age 18, Sherbert took a job as a narwhal wrangler and part time jet ski pilot. Her boss, Mr. Dinner, frequently made her work an extra shift on Thursdays, which caused her to develop an extreme dislike to both him and the day. She was fired four months later for sniffing markers on the job, and she paintballed Mr. Dinner's igloo out of anger.
When Sherbet reached the age of 21, she left Smosh for Pennsylvania, where she met her future husband Lonk, a professional Google searcher and Pintrest hoarder.
Lonk taught her that "If you go far enough East, you'll find yourself going North!" And the two of them set off on a 3 day weekend journey to prove this. 
They were last spotted somewhere near China, where they robbed crack from a native giraffe; ate traditional hamburgers, and magic beans; and destroyed part of the Eiffel Tower. They were then deported from the country, and wandered in the jungles of Siberia for several weeks until they stumbled upon the ruins of Stonehenge, which had recently been relocated due to a construction project. Neither of them has been seen since, and 4 out of 3 dentists agree that they were likely kidnapped by aliens.
Recently, Sherbert appeared on an episode of Survivor Man, where Adam Levine interviewed her on important subjects such as the current economical crisis, Kristen Stewart's latest album and the correct way to step on Legos.
Sherbert made her dramatic reappearance on June 26, 2015. In honor of the USA's legalization of same-sex marriage, she tap danced on top of the white house while sporting rainbow fur. She was later spotted at a taco restaurant in Colorado. It is currently unknown how she managed to travel there so quickly.
On June 10th 2016, nearly a year after her last public appearance, Sherbert and Lonk were spotted wearing Chewbacca masks and dancing to a metal remix of The Imperial March outside of Buckingham Palace. They were arrested for disturbing the peace, and for the murder of Sherlock Holmes, but were later cleared of all charges after it was found that Sherlock wasn't really dead.
Later that day, Sherbert was found hiding in Gerard Way's garage. When asked what she was doing there, she responded with, "Looking for the legendary Book of Emo." She was arrested once again and banned from Iceland. She later broke out of prison and is currently on the run from authorities.
On October 31st 2016, Sherbert was once again arrested, this time for attempting to break into a convenience store in Florida, while dressed as a clown. She was bailed out by Lonk, and the two were later spotted attempting to "make America great again" by hiding behind a wall and throwing candy and pumpkins at random strangers while wearing Donald Trump masks. 
In March of 2017, Sherbert was banned from the internet for refusing to stop making Harambe memes, and for spamming people with images of Leo DiCaprio drinking Capri Sun. 
In protest, she is holding a march for chickens in Lick Skillet, Tennessee on February 30th 2087.
In November 2017, she assassinated Deborah Ann Ryan and wore her skin in an attempt to meet Windell Middlebrooks. The plan was unsuccessful and she had to return Deborah's skin back to her.
In January 2018, Sherbert purchased 30 pounds of garlic bread, 69 polaroid cameras, and a cardboard cutout of Brent Spiner and disappeared into the woods with the intention of photographing the elusive forest elves. She returned 3 days later, with torn clothes, a concussion, and a high quality photo of bigfoot's rear end. 
She refuses to talk about what happened. 
In May 2019, Sherbert separated with her husband Lonk due to a difference in opinion over the colour chartreuse. Lonk then booked a flight back to Pennsylvania, but due to a mixup at the airport, ended up in Transylvania instead. He has not been seen since.
In June 2019 Sherbert came out as pansexual and announced that she was dating a penguin from the year 2040 named Zelda. Not much else is known about their relationship at this time.
In July 2019, she joined the app 'TikTok' under the username @addisonre and under the pseudonym of 'Addison Rae'. 
In February 2020, Sherbert was sucked through a portal and found herself sitting in the bathtub of a house in a small Colorado town. She was then promptly chased out of the house and down the street by a middle aged man named Ben, who wasn't wearing pants, had a shotgun, and kept raving about "The dammed bears breaking into his house again".
In Summer 2020, she was born from the party hat of Sasquatch. She was born in the form of a rainbowhttps://pixies-secret-agency-psa.fandom.com/wiki/File:Sherbert_birth.png
After being evicted from her home due to not paying rent for 11 years, she moved into a Hot Topic store in an abandoned mall.
She shared it with her roommates, Jeffery, a cursed Twisty the Clown pop figure and Moon Moon Raven-Way, an emo who was locked in the store when it closed. Castiel soon joined them as a fourth roommate, and although they enjoyed his company, all of them soon became annoyed by him constantly referring to their home as a "Hot Topical", and talking about Dean Winchester constantly.
She and Zelda married on October 31st, 2021 in a Halloween themed ceremony. 
After a lengthy honeymoon in Greece, the couple moved back to Sherbert's hometown on Icely where Sherbert would finally reconcile with her old rival Cabbage, who helped her to start a D&D group, consisting of the aforementioned bears, Zelda, Albert, who attended meetings over zoom calls, and a frostbite named Bartholomew.
The group would later accidentally send the entire village of Smosh into the shadow realm when the spell Sherbert made up for a game turned out to be a real banishment spell from Garianna's spellbook. 
Once again on the run from the law, Sherbert, Zelda and the now homeless Cabbage moved into an abandoned wizard's tower somewhere deep in Icely's wilderness, where they intend to hide out until they can figure out how to un-banish Smosh. 
 
==Hit List==
As of the 30th of August 2017, Sherbert has killed over a dozen people. These include: 
*A Swedish peasant, over a fight of the best number (Sherbert voted bleventeen whilst the Swede insisted it was -17)
*Two ginger hippos
*Six math teachers
*Amy Duncan - Sherbert killed Amy so she could marry her husband, Bob Duncan.
*Sherlock Holmes
*Mariah Carey's career
*The entire cast of Riverdale
*Herbert
*Deborah Ann Ryan
*Every resident of Smosh (Not actually dead, just trapped in the shadow realm) 
==Quotes== 
*"E equals MC rectangular which means HAMBURGERS!" - Sherbert on the current economical crisis
*"Puffins are like potato chips, they're both crunchy and never give you free money..." - Sherbert talking about her cousin's friends's uncle's dog's neighbor's friend's wedding.
*"This Miley Bieber girl, she totally looks like a combination of Elsa, Nicki Minaj, that banjo player from Maroon 5 and a camel!" -Sherbie on Kirsten Stewart's latest album.
*"RAAAAAAAAINBOWS!!!!!" - Sherbert 's June 26th speech.
*"I need a bad bleep, uh, Addison Rae!" - under the pseudonym of Addison Rae during an interview for lyric company Geniushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN77dEswXKw.
*"Did a cat puke on your head or are you a moth possesed by a cheeto?"-Sherbert interviewing Donald Trump
==Trivia==
*She lives on a diet of rainbow sherbet, which gives her fur its color changing properties. 
*Sherbert married her ex-husband Lonk on February 31st 2019 in Hell, Michigan.
*After extensive family searching, Sherbert discovered she is related to many important historical figures, including, but not limited to, George Washington, Billie Joe Armstrong, the inventor of toaster strudel, Rsnail, and Kim Kardashian (but strangely, neither of her parents are).
*She has a rare form of lycanthropy, which causes her to turn into a human whenever the new moon falls on a Friday.
*Sasquatch, her birther, believes that she symbolizes the hope of a more free-loving Island, in which species' can legally inter-mate and not be shunned by others nor society.
*Sherbert occasionally uses an interdimensional portal left in the attic of her wizard's tower by the previous owner to travel to other dimensions. 
==Gallery==
Sherbie-dance.gif|Sherbert at a rave
Illubert.gif|Sherbert hiding from the Illuminati
sher3.PNG|Sherbert's human form
Baby sherb doodoodoo.png|Young Sherbert
Sherbert birth.png|The only known image of Sherbert's birth
hot topic house party.jpg|Sherbert in her home with Zelda, Moon Moon and Jeffery
==References==
Category:Jokes
Category:Bears
Category:Clones
Category:Females
Category:Civilians
Category:Pixie's Characters
Category:Known Attendees of Sherbert's Birth
Category:Nudists
Category:Horror
Category:LGBTQIA+