Valentine's Day

==Transcript==
*Drizella: I love you, my king of the foot clan
*Shredder: I love you, too, my queen of the foot clan
*Bebop: and if he falls in love tonight
*Rocksteady: his scheming days with us are history
*Both: in short, our master is gone. (Crying)﻿
*Michelangelo: leatherhead r u crying
*Leatherhead: of course not I'm just allergic. I really need a date﻿
*Me: Well done!
*Simba: I'm sure glad you included Nala and I.
*Kiara: as well as me and Kovu.﻿
*Nala: Happy Valentine's Day, Simba.
*Simba: Happy Valentine's Day, Nala. (They nuzzle each other)
*Kovu: (nuzzles Kiara) Hey, look! We are one! (Looks at their reflection.)
*(Khumba and Tombi nuzzle each other.)
*Aviva: (pokes Chris on the shoulder) Oh, Chris!
*Chris: Huh? (Aviva pulls him close and kisses him)
*Me: (to Thorn) Thorn, baby, in my book, you're proof that April showers bring May flowers.
*Thorn: Aww, come here, Huffle Puff! (We kiss)﻿
*Lizzie hearts: happy Valentine’s Day, Ozzie
*Me: same to you, Lizzie hearts
*Michelangelo: aww isn’t that sweet
*Renet: just like in the movies
*Casey jones: Raphael are you crying
*Raphael: no I’m sweating through my eyes﻿
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*[Flashback to Gate of Flesh]
*Nagasumi Michishio: I need your eyes on me just me.
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*Sun Seto: What's the matter, Nagasumi?
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*Lunar Edomae: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WOULD IT TELL US?!
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*Sun Seto: Hey, Lunar. I don't know about staking out being similar like this.
*Maki: You have to keep quite, Ms. Sun.
*Lunar Edomae: Yeah. She's right. We can tip of more answer we're hiding back there.
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*Kai Mikawa: Yeah, today Nagasumi need she knows the dely will be proven.
*Chimp: Yes. I'm sure with my lord.
*Lunar Edomae: What are you two doing here?
*Mawari Zenigata: Pipe down or he's gonna hear us.
*Akeno Shiranui: All of you are spying aren't you, vexi.
*Chimp: Yeah, well, what are you and Mawari here?
*Mawari Zenigata: Uh, I was patrol.
*Akeno Shiranui: I was merley passing by under the scarlet of youth back here.
*Sun Seto: Guys, I'm leaving see ya.
*All: Huh?
*Lunar Edomae: You hold on a second. Sun don't you wait and see he shows or not.
*Sun Seto: He won't. I'm staying here isn't right.
*Lunar Edomae: Sun?
*Sun Seto: Cause I believe in Nagasumi and now he's faithful.
*Chimp: Yeah, then why is he here?
*Sun Seto: Curshed!
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*Lunar Edomae: That nerdy two timing little scum bag!
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*Chimp: Husband?
*Akeno Shiranui: I told you, Mikawa, shut your mouth!
*Chimp: What's set her off?
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*All: (Screams)
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*Sun Seto: Why's my dad here?
*Mawari Zenigata: Mr. Seto?
*Sun Seto: Thank goodness he's wearing clothes this time.
*All: (Sighs)
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*Nagasumi Michishio: I came here to turn her down. You've got all wrong? Speaking of why is Lunar's Papa wearing that?
*Gōzaburō Seto: Don't trying to change a subject! How dare you betray my little girl, punk! Eat him up, Fujishiro!
*Shark Fujishiro: Dinner time! Ahh!
*Nagasumi Michishio: Ahh! Oh, no!
*Sun Seto: YOU STOP THAT SHARK FUJISHIRO!!!
*Lunar Edomae: Sun, warn us you gonna scream okay.
*Akeno Shiranui: She didn't have time to warn us it get this from being found out.
*Gōzaburō Seto: So, Sun you were listening over there huh? Then, I don't have to explain.
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*Gōzaburō Seto: You gonna break my daughter's heart, huh? Fine! I'm gonna brake your bones, maggot! You gonna cheat on her!
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*Gōzaburō Seto: Ha! take that ha!
*Lunar's Papa: If you're set a factory excuse? Tell me now while I'm still listening. If not I'm termeniae you, human.
*Nagasumi Michishio: Nobody, I say can hear you.
:[upon noticing Gozaburo and Edomae trying to attack Nagasumi, Ren whacks them both in the heads]
:Ren: Stop! Ya numbskull middle-aged farts!
:Gozaburo: Holy crap!
:Ren: I came to make sure you weren't up to somethin' dumb with Lunar's papa again. And here I find ya entrappin' poor Nagasumi! Accusin' him of cheatin'-- That's like the pot callin' the kettle black! Especially since ya been gettin' texts from someone named Akemi at the pub! Well?!
:Gozaburo: Not in front of Sun! Akemi was just textin' me about some happy hour specials!
:Ren: [drags her husband away] Right! Why don't we go have a nice, little chat about this?
:Gozaburo: Sun, help me! Your mom's gonna do somethin' terrible to Daddy!
:Maki: Boss...
:Edomae: Now, human,... [resumes trying to attack Nagasumi] It's time I terminated you!
:[Lunar punches her father and drags him away]
:Lunar: No! We're going to terminate you if you ever wear that uniform again! What were you thinking, you pervert?!
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*Gōzaburō Seto: Alright, Punks. Time for class. What the hell? What's all the fuss back there?
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*Kai Mikawa: Watch where you going? What do you mean by landing on that Nagasumi be- ahh.
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*Kai Mikawa: I never like you Nagasumi! But, today I'm really can stand this you jackass!
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*Chimp: Hey, Chimp what do you want to do today?
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*Nagasumi: Aw, Craaaaap!
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*Gōzaburō Seto: You got that right!
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*Gōzaburō Seto: You can run, but you can hide, Maggot!
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*Akeno Shiranui: I'm putting the end to this! Have you all gone insane or something? Are you alright, Nagasumi?
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*Nagasumi's Father: (Gasps) Nagasumi?!
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*Masa: Hey, hey, why am I in here?
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(The scene begins with Otis getting from a milking machine)
* Otis: Morning. (heads towards the hen house) Noise! (scaring hens into laying eggs) Morning, ladies. (began frying the eggs) Gonna be a great day. (hears the paperboy coming around and pushes a pedal and a bear standee scares him thus knocking out all the papers)
* Paperboy: Every morning. Stupid bears!
* Otis: Papers are here!
(A few minutes later everyone relaxes in reading the papers)
* Otis: Dairy still strong in the market. I’m on a winning team.
* Freddy: Looks like parlament is at it again.
* Pip: Dude we’ve been over this, you can’t read.
* Freddy: I thought it would sound better than, Hey Look Blobbly Goop Blobbly Blob.
* Pig: Ahh, I love the Life And Styles section. (eats it)
* -(reading a Garfield comic) Gotta love those classic comic gags
* -Hilarious
* -Nothing like reading the paper with you friends.
* -You said it.
* -Yep, doesn't get any better than this.
* Otis: Sweet cud. The new Rock and Roll Laserium Bowling Alley is opening tonight. And it’s free.
(Everyone gets interested in it)
* Abby: What’ll they think of next.
* Otis: So not fair. Humans gets to have all the fun. (thinks of something)
* -That's not good.
* -What's not good?
* -Otis is getting a idea.
* Pip: Yeah, you’re right. It’s the look.
(Otis then starts to grin)
* Bessie: Oh, now he’s grinning. That’s not good. I just hate it when he grins. Always happy in anyway at all. Is that wrong?
* -Maybe a little bit.
* -And pretty soon he'll announce is big idea.
* -How much longer, Pip?
* Pip: In 3..2...1
* Otis: WE’RE TOTALLY DRESSING UP LIKE HUMANS TEENAGERS AND GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL LASERIUM TO...NIGHT!!!
(Everyone gets scared and shocked at the same time)
* Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
* Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
* Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
* Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
* Eeyore: Huh?
* Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
*Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
*CJ: What?
*Mia: What?!
*Lincoln: What!?!
*Loud Sisters: What!?!
*Scruffy: What?
*Olive Doyle: What?
*Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet: What!?
*Candace Flynn: What?
*Fireside Girls: What?
*Katie Knight: What?!
*Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what!?
* -You must be crazy.
* -I mean we can go bowling cause we're already human.
* -But we can't risk you guys going out in public.
* -Yeah, what if some one recognized you as a cow not a teenager.
* -It's just way to risky for you to go.
* Abby: Their right, Otis. You wanna risk dressing up a humans just to go bowling?
* Otis: It be crazy not to do it. It’s a simple mathematical equation. Bowling plus lasers plus us equal mucho funente. And it’s free. Personally I don’t have any money and now pockets so that’s a sweet fit.
* Bessie: Hold up, rump roast, check the fine print. It’s ladies night. Only girls get in for free.
* Otis: What? Let me see that. (sees it)
* Pip: Wah-wah
* Otis: Oh man, what a rip. Girls get all the breaks
* Abby: Otis, that’s a load of potatoes and you know it.
* Otis: Oh please! Girls get doors open for them, they get to dot their eyes with little hearts. They don’t ever have to work on chain gangs!
* Abby: Oh, give me a break. You wouldn’t last a day as a girl.
* Otis: Oh, I wouldn’t?
* Abby: No!
* Otis: Well, just you watch us.
* Boys: Yeah! Huh?
* Otis: Wake up, guys. We’re crashing Ladies’ Night.
(The boys wasn’t sure at first)
* Peck: Although I do look good in a skirt. I assume!
(Later that day, Otis, Peck, and Pig dressed as girls)
* Otis: Alright, guys, grab an eyeful
* Pig: Wow.
* Freddy: Hotstuff.
* Peck: Hey, how come I have to be on the inside?
* Freddy: Cause I’m a hottie
* Otis: I don’t know why you girls gave us these clothes. It’s just gonna help me prove my point.
* Abby: Oh we’re happy to.
* Bessie: Yeah, now you can test your theory about how girls get all the breaks
* Otis: Oh, we’ll test it all right. (clears throat) Come on ladies. Let’s hit the lanes.
* Pip: I guess I’m too small to go with you guys.
* Otis: Oh really, Pookie the chihuahua?
* Pip: (barks)
* Otis: Ok ladies. Let’s move ‘em out
* Pig: Let’s do it.
* Freddy: Coming through.
*-Good luck, guys. I mean ladies.
*-I can tell they're going to have a blast.
*-Especially what's coming.
*-Have what coming?
*-Oh, you see.
(Later, as the “ladies” walk down the backway, a boy crashed, a woman dropped her groceries and a hobo threw up. At the Rock-A-Bowling Lanes, a guard blocks Snotty Boy and his two friends)
* Snotty Boy: Hey! You like put that rope right in front of me. Open up or I’m gonna get you in big trouble.
* Guard: The ladies are free. You dorks pay 5 bucks.
* Snotty Boy: Yeah, right. 5 bucks; so not happening.
* Boy 1#: So not happening.
* Guard: Then you don’t get in.
* Snotty Boy: We didn’t want come in any way. Bowling’s stupid and the shoes are lame. Right guys?
* Boy 1#: Right.
* Boy 2#: Totally stupid.
* Snotty Boy: Have fun being a bowling door man. Give him the treatment, fellas. (his friends started to mock the guard) Ha ha. You got so punked by my posse. That’s right, I have a posse and you don;t. Come on. (to his friends) Hey, laugh so it seems like we won.
(The trio laughs as the “ladies” comes from the other side of sidewalk)
* Peck: Are we there yet? These heels are killing.
* Otis: That is a small price to pay for looking so fine
* Pig: Oh this is crazy, Otis. Only a complete idiot is gonna believe we’re really girls. (suddenly they bumped into Snotty’s posse)
* Snotty Boy: Well, hello, pretty mamas.
* Otis: Oh. fresh (hits him with his purse)
* Snotty Boy: Ow!
* Pip: Yeah, ow!
* Snotty Boy: Hey, I like a girl with massive forearms. What middle school do you gals go to?
* Otis: Oh you know the one in the middle across from the other thing. Well, gotta go. (turns around but Snotty's crew was in front of them)
* Snotty Boy: Uh you super fine mamasitas should totally go out with us on a date.
* Pig: (coughs) Rather starve
* Freddy: (coughs) Definitely not.
* Pip: No.
* Snotty Boy: Before you answer, check out these sweet salsa moves.
* Boy 2: Oh yeah.
* Boy 1: Here comes the heat.
* Snotty Boy: (danced weirdly) There’s no stopping the mojo. (trips) May I say more? It’s totally date time.
* Pig: (coughs) Get us out of this.
* Freddy: (coughs) Let’s leave.
* Pip: (coughs) Still no.
* Otis: We love to go out with you. Just give us a few minutes to freshen up so place where you’re not.(leaves with Peck, Pig and Freddy to a ally behind a garbage truck) Come on let’s ditch these outfits and get back to Guyhood.
(They agree and tried to get the dresses off)
* Pig: Oh great my dress is stuck!
* Freddy: My wig won’t come off!
* Otis: What the cud?
* Pip: Dude, I think someone put glue in your outfits
* Otis: Glue? Nobody puts glue in outfits. Who would pu---(realized who did it) ABBY!!!!!!
* Pip: And Bessie and the others.
* Otis: AND BESSIE AND THE OTHERS!!!!
* Bessie: (hearing Otis' echo) Ah, the sweet sound of moron’s lament.
(The girls laughed)
*-He is not happy.
*-But, he had it coming.
*-What you'd do?
*-We put glue in their dresses.
*-Don't you think that was a bit harsh?
*-Nope.
*Luan: Yeah, Don't worry. He'll find some way to himself "unstuck". 
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(????)
* Snotty Boy: Hey, there they are
* Otis: Don’t worry. I got a stink bomb in my purse
* Pip: Dude, I took it out to make room
* Pig: What why didn’t you guys bring a shoulder bag
* Otis: It clashed with my earrings
* Freddy: Oh no. I’m going to be permanently hot!
* Peck: Here they come!
* Snotty Boy: So, you ladies wanna grab some pizza? It’s on us.
* Otis: Well you boys are totally somewhat unappealing, but I’m afraid we---On you?
* Snotty Boy: Yep. Every stinkin bite you take will be completely because of me!
* Otis: Well, maybe just one date.
* Freddy: What?!?!
* Pig: Otis, what are talking about?
* Pip: What?
* Peck: (Mumbles)
* Snotty Boy: Okay, right this way. Just follow me. You know you like me. You know you do. Just follow me around. Whoo-who who.
* Otis: Lead the way to free food town.
* Pig: Otis!
* Freddy: What do you think you’re doing?
* Otis: Hello, free pizza. The bowling had free admission but I can’t eat that. At least the night won’t be a total lost.
(At Siren’s Pizza)
* Otis: Oh, are you sure you can pay?
* Snotty Boy: Like Sha-duh. My dad gave me money to buy cream for his skin condition. But I filled the tube with hand soap and pocketed in the dough.
* Otis: My aren’t you the clever little troll.
* Snotty Boy: Ha ha. That’s right. I’m a pontrepreneur.
* Otis: Oh, you have your own little troll language.
* Waiter: Can I take your order?
* Snotty Boy: Sha-double-duh, what a goof. Uh, we’ll take the--
* Otis: 13 vegetarian pizzas, 4 double cheese and 6 of the house special deep dish, please.
* Pip: Bark Bark.
* Otis: Oh, yes, and a jalpeno canollii for Pookie.
* Freddy: Do you have any live foul? (Peck pops out) Not to eat to observe. (laughs nervously)
* Pig: Oh and keep the cheese bread coming
* Snotty Boy: You heard the ladies. And be quick about it!
* Freddy: (sees Boy 1# putting his arm on him) Um, I have rabies.
*Boy 1#: I’m not picky
* Boy 2#: I think you’re totally cute. (pushed by Pig)
(After dinner)
* Snotty Boy: So after we’re done here, maybe you gals wanna watch us tip some stinky barn animals?
* Otis: Oh, um, let me think about that. (spills pitcher on Snotty)
* Snotty Boy: What are you doing?
* Otis: Oops, my bad. That’s comes out with club soda. (sprays it on Snotty) Could someone pass the garlic salt? My, aren’t we having fun.
(A couple of minutes later)
* Otis: Well I guess this is good night.
* Snotty Boy: Not so fast ladies. We bought you pizzas. Now comes dessert. (the trio sprays breather fresher)
* Pig: Oh all right.
* Otis: Pig. Gotta go.
* Pig: Well they did buy us pizzas
* Snotty Boy: HEY!!!
* Boy 2#: What the--?
* Snotty Boy: Ah, they’re just playing hard to get. And I love that; because it’s alluring, evasive, and sexy.
* Pip: I knew this would happen. They’re no such thing as free pizza
* Freddy: You got that right girlfriend
(The next morning, the boys spent the day tearing the dresses off them)
* Pig: Ok this might hurt a bit. (tears one off Freddy)
* Freddy: Pedestrians have the right of way!
* Pip: Hey, that looks like fun. Let me try. (tears one)
* Freddy: See basses are tender fish! (Pig tears another one off) Danish pastries are good!
* Bessie: So, how the evening go, ladies? 
* Pig: Horrible!
* Freddy: Terrible!
* Pig: Thanks to your little glue trick, we got stuck on a date with Snotty Boy and his pals.
*-(sarcastic) Oh did we?
*-Yes. We did. We always know
*-I know. We were being sarcastic
*-Oh.
*-Let that be a lesson that being a girl isn't so easy.
*-Speaking of which...(point to Otis)
* -Oh, Otis, is there you like to say to some girls you possibly know about getting all the breaks?
*Otis: Oh I don’t know ????. I’ll let them know after I go to SUPER SMACKDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WITH SNOTTY BOY TUESDAY NIGHT!!!
* Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy, Peck and Bessie: SAY WHAT!?!!
*Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
*Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
*Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
*Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
*Eeyore: Huh?
*Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
*Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
*CJ: What?
*Mia: What?!
*Lincoln: What!?!
*Loud Sisters: What!?!
*Scruffy: What?
*Olive Doyle: What?
*Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet: What!?
*Candace Flynn: What?
*Fireside Girls: What?
*Katie Knight: What?!
*Sunset Shimmer: Wait, what!?
* Otis: That’s right. Snotty boy offered me a free ticket thus proving my point that girls get all the breaks.
* Bessie: I think that glue seeped into his head.
*-Yeah, and into his empty brain and skull
*-I cant believe you think still girls get all the breaks
*-Even after we glue you up.
*-I can't believe that Snotty asked you out to begin with.
*Abby: They're right, Otis. It’s-- 
* Pip: Disgusting?
* Peck: Vomit inducing?
*-Bizzare?
*-Nightmare inducing?
*-Wrong on so many levels?
* Freddy: A good plot for a buddy comedy?
(Make way for Buddies segment)
* Peck: Or maybe not.
* Freddy: I’ll forget I mention it.
* Abby: So what your telling us is--?
* Otis: That’s right. Snotty and I are dating!
(Everyone gasped in horror and Peck faints)
* Otis: (to audience) Horrifying, ain’t it?
*Abby: Otis, what on earth what you thinking? 
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*Otis: Oh yes I can. It's call the Law of Laddies and I'm likes it. You can ask out, eat free food, and enjoy the free show. A sweet deal all the round. 
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*Otis: ?????
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*Otis: Well, because it's... WRESTING!!!!
(????????????????????) 
*Otis: Okay, this is so not the wresting arena.
*Snotty Boy: Of course not. It's a stupid 
*Snotty: So tell me about yourself?
*Snotty: I'm going to order for us. Because, I have coupons and they'll good certain items. We'll both have the coupon's special patty. This totally free with my coupons.
*Otis: Yes, this was totally worth it
*Snotty: They better be.
*Snotty: Huh. Right here.
*Otis: Wait, what? What are you doing?
*Snotty: Come on, we can win it.
*Guy: It's that a girl?
*Otis: Okay, that's it. (?????) Excuse me. (?????) You're going down!
(???????????????) 
*Snotty Boy: We did it. Pucker up, baby.
*Otis: Pucker this! [??????] 
(??????????????) 
*Pip: Hey, Otis is back! 
*Freddy: Ditch, girlfriends.
*Peck: Tell us everything.
*Pig: Hey, Otis. How was the date?
*Otis: Gentlemen, that was amazing. One of the greatest night of my life.
* -Wait a minute. You like being with Snotty Boy?
*-Gross!
*Otis: No, I hate the little freak! But I love all the stuff.
*-I don't believe this.
*-Even know he's a jerk, that doesn't you have to take advantage of him.
*-This is so terrible of you.
*-And completely wrong.
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*Otis: Yeah, wrong with a fox. With stuff. 
*Abby: Wait a second. What's that?
*Otis: Oh, you noticing that. Oh, that's just my championship belt. (Laughs) Yeah, go ahead. Touch it. It's real
*-No, not that.
*-Yeah, she's talking about what's on your hoof.
*Otis: What, this ring thing? Oh, I don't know. Snotty Boy gave to me. Probably some kind of wrestling souvenir or something.
*Bessie: No, it isn't. It's some kind of decoder ring. And it got his name on it.
*Otis: So, I mean. So what?
*-It only means one thing.
*-You mean--?!
*Abby: Yep. Otis, you and Snotty Boy are going steady.
*All: (Gasps in horror)
*Otis: Unconscious. (faints)
*Pig: Ok, step aside. This should work. (pulls out Stunky to spray in Otis' face)
*Otis: Aaah, skunk in my lungs! Wha--Wha--What happened?
*-We're talking about the ring Snotty gave to you.
*-Plus the fact that you're going steady with him.
*Otis: Unconscious again. (sprayed by Stunky again) That's ridiculous! I am not. I mean, it's not possible.
*Bessie: I don't know. I think you two will make a wonderful couple. Maybe you can live really far away. I'll even help you pack.
*Otis: What am I going to do? Come on, Abby, you've gotta help me here.
*Abby: Gee, Otis, you said it's so easy and great being a girl and all.
*Otis: It was easy during the freebie phase. Now it got all ringy and I'm gonna be sicky.
*-Fine, we'll help you.
*Otis: Yes!
*-But...
*Otis: But what?
*-You have to say that you were wrong and you shouldn't pose as girls again. 
*Otis: But.. But... 
*-Come on, Otis. You have to. 
*Otis: Alright, I was wrong. You guys are right. We shouldn't pose as girls; or if we did, maybe just one time less.
*-Otis...
*Otis: (groans) Ok, not at all. We shouldn't have done at all. I should have listened to them. They're smart and I'm a dork.
*-Ladies?
*-Apology accepted.
*Otis: Good! Now, what do I do? And can you do it for me?
*Abby: You have to face it like a man.
*Pip: You mean a man dressed like a woman who's really a cow?
*Abby: Exactly. You'll have to bring his Snotty's ring back and break up with him.
*Otis: How do I do that? He'll never let me go. I'm too wonderful.
*Abby: You'll have to tell him you don't want to see him again.
*Otis: That sounds hard. How 'bout I tell him I moved away?
*Bessie: That'll work. Then really move away to make it look good.
*-That is not helpful.
*-One way or another, this ends tonight.
*Otis: Actually it ends tomorrow.
*-Whatever, it's gonna end.
*Narrator: The Next Day....
(At Siren's Pizza)
*Otis: Eugene, we need to talk.
*Snotty Boy: (takes a rose out of the vase) I got you a corssage. Let me pin on your giant upper body.
*Otis: No, my upper body's fine. Look, Eugene.
*Snotty Boy: Pinning it.
*Otis: Ok.
*Snotty Boy: You pin them
*Otis: Got it
*Snotty Boy: Pinny
*Otis: Alright. Eugene, in life many times that are separate ways...
*Snotty Boy: Look out. Duck down. It's my other girlfriend.
*Otis: Your what?!?!
*Snotty Boy: My other girlfriend. The pretty one over there.
*Otis: You had another girlfriend and you didn't tell me?!?! How could you do this to me?!?! I thought we were going steady!
*Snotty Boy: You got two timed. Ha, ha, ha!
*Otis: I don't believe this! Men are nothing but ungrateful, self-centered jerks! Am I right, sister? Come on, on top.
*Snotty's Girlfriend: Man Stealer. (tackles and fights Otis) 
*Snotty Boy: Two girls are fighting over me. Completely cool!
*Otis: Whoa, hold on. You can have him. I hate the little monster.
*Snotty's Girlfriend: You're the monster, you big home wrecker. (takes the wig off Otis and gasping that he's a male cow)
*Otis: Wait a minute. (pulls off Snotty's girlfriend reveal that she's a horse) Huh? Aah!
*Snotty Boy: Wha? Ew, you're both hideous. That's it. It's over. (runs off) Ha, ha, ha!
*Horse: So, what you get out of him?
*Otis: Eh, dinners, little jewelries, some bath oil. How about you?
*Horse: Chocolates; some barbells.
*Otis: Nice. Let's never speak of this to anyone.
*Horse: Yeah. Uh, yeah. (Runs off) 
(Later that night)
*Otis: Boy, you were right, Abby. I had no idea how emotionally turbulent being a woman can be.
*Abby: So I'm guessing I won't be seeing you boys dressing up as ladies anytime soon.
*Otis: Not in this lifetime.
*Pig: (dressing like a girl) Well, guys, I'm going out for the evening. Don't wait up.
*Rabbit: What are you doing?
*Tigger: Dressed like that again?
*Pig: (to Rabbit and Tigger ) Oh, it's ladies eat free night at Jack's Calamari Shack. Gal's gotta eat.
*-Shouldn't we being worried that girls might prank us again?
*-Nah. Not this time.
*-We called it even and we would meet the girls there dress as women.
*Lori: But remember, it's just this once!
*Pig: Gottcha.
*Freddy: Wait for us, Pig.
*Peck: Yeah, wait for us.
*-So, Otis. You coming?
(Otis gives a please glance at Abby) 
*Abby: Oh, just go.
*Otis: Oh, thanks. Guys, wait up. Just let me get my purse.
*Pip: (barks)
*Otis: Slow down! I'm wearing heels! Hey, does anyone have any lip gloss?
THE END!
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( gasps ) JOSEPH, MY PARENTS ARE RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
WHY DON'T YOUR DOORS HAVE KEYHOLES? YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT.
NOW, GO HOME.
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ARE YOU CRAZY? WE'RE GOING TO GET CAUGHT.
I COULD GO TO HELL.
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.
I GOT A MONKEY ON MY BACK, AND IT WANTS TO SEE LUANNE NAKED.
OKAY, ONE QUICK LOOK AND THEN YOU GO HOME.
AH, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
IT'S ALL FOGGED UP.
TOO BAD.
SHE LIKES HOT SHOWERS.
DOES SHE? GIVE ME THOSE.
( shrieks ) JOSEPH? UH-OH.
BOBBY? BOBBY! HEY, CONNIE.
HOW DARE YOU, BOBBY.
PEEPING AT ME IS BAD ENOUGH BUT BRINGING YOUR FRIEND OVER TO SCOPE ME OUT, TOO? CONNIE, PLEASE, YOU DON'T THIS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? IS THIS WHAT YOU CAME TO SEE? WELL, TAKE A GOOD LOOK, YOU PERVS.
YOU DISGUST ME.
HONEST, CONNIE, WE WEREN'T LOOKING AT YOU.
WE WERE LOOKING AT BIRDS.
BIRDS? JOSEPH AND I WERE LOOKING AT BIRDS.
WE WERE BIRD-WATCHING.
AT NIGHT? YOU KNOW A BETTER TIME TO SEE AN OWL? OR A BAT.
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YEAH, BUT WE WEREN'T PEEPING AT YOU.
I ACCIDENTALLY SAW LUANNE NAKED AT THE RIVER, AND I TOLD JOSEPH.
AND HE GOT JEALOUS 'CAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER SO THEN HE WANTED TO SEE HER NAKED AND I SAID OKAY, BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE AND THEN YOU CAUGHT US.
SO YOU WEREN'T PEEPING AT ME? YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME, CONNIE-- I WOULD NEVER PEEP AT YOU.
NEVER, EVER.
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
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HOW WAS DATE WITH CHANE? ( gasps ) KAHN, WHAT'S GOING NO!
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HURRY, BOBBY! AH! ( speaking Laotian ) I KNOW A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS.
I BETTER GO.
BYE.
I SEE YOU.
KAHN SEE EVERYTHING! YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG TO BE SPANKED YOU DIRTY LITTLE HILLBILLY.
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*Bernie: Nice move.
*Romeo: I don't know how Bernie did that? But, I know it was him. Hey, Bernie, is that you? I'll get you for this. (Opens the door) Open the door Burgess! Now! Joke's over, Burgess. Very funny. Ha, ha, ha. Next time, you're the one stuck with the toilet, got it?
*Bernie: What are you talking about? I've been right here the whole time.
*Karen: It's true. I was here with him. Come on, Bernie. Let's go watch them from the terrorist.
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*Karen: French fries?
*Romeo: No, Karen, I didn't say that. I meant when I'm with you. Time fly.
*Karen: Huh?
*Romeo: Karen, I don't know if everybody's told you this before. But, I think you're really...
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*Romeo: Karen, no. It's not me. I swear.
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*Karen: Bernie, you've really a most deliciated guy in the whole world.
*Bernie: Yeah, well, whoa!
*Karen: What the... A cast? Bernie, why didn't you just tell me that you've broken your leg?
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*Karen: How did you break it, anyway?
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*Guy: Master Cain, help me. I thank you.
*Cain: Seth, what happened?
*Seth: Oh, Master Cain, my wife. She kicked me out of my castle.
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*Seth's Wife: There you are. You faithful little worm.
*Seth: (Screams) Lafeth.
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*Tomoe: There's no time to fuss and fight over who's going first.
*Mio: That's fine. Prepare yourselves to have physical relations with both of us here now.
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*Both: Now.
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*Guy: Maybe I did. I though it about it all night. I couldn't decide. Cause I'm falling in with both of you. There's no way I can just pick jusdt one.
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*Guy: I'm gonna make you the happiest girls in my lives. Please say you'll be my girlfriends.
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*Rentaro: Praise. I'm in love with you too.
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*Rentaro: What's that for?
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*Rentaro: I'll be deeply honor to go out with you!
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*Woman: Yay. I feel so happy to hear it.
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*Rentaro: Hakari. Down here. Hey, Hakari. It's your boyfriend. Hakari! Hello! What's that mean? She wants me to hide?
*Security Guard: Who's there? Must've beeen the wind.
*Rentaro: They have the security guard. Hello.
*Hakari: It's me.
*Rentaro: Hakari
*Hakari: We don't have much time. Please make it quick.
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*Rentaro: I'm seriously in love you.
*Hakari: You'll need a reason? Well, then. Mother found out everything. She knows about us. About all of us.
*Rentaro: So her Mom's upset that have more than one girlfriend. No. It can't be.
*Hakari: Now, you wanted the truth. Now, you've got it. You'll have to--
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*Rentaro: Please give me a minute of your time. I can prove myself to you.
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*Security Guard: I know you. You're Rentaro Ijo, the young misses ex-boyfriend. 
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*Ataru: Hey, Ms. Ten-Ten, what do you say we go watch a movie together?
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*Ten-Ten: So do you think I'm better than Lum?
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*Ten-Ten: Am I really that great?
*Ataru: Please let me really gobble you up.
*Ten-Ten: Any time you want.
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*Mojo Jojo: Hey, wait. I want it that. Hold on. What are you doing here?
*Bobby Green: I'm Bobby Green. Who are you?
*Mojo Jojo: I am Mojo Jojo.
*Bobby Green: No way. You're too fat.
*Mojo Jojo: Ah, I know who you are now. You are Big Boy.
*Big Boy: Nope. That's me.
*Mojo Jojo: Now, they're too of them.
*Bobby Green: I told you I am Bobby Green.
*Mojo Jojo: You are lying.
*Bobby Green: (Growls)
*Mojo Jojo: (Growls)
*Bobby Green: Hey, who turn off the lights.
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