TruMoo: Udderly Hilarious Jokes

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* How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
* How do you take a pig to a hospital? By ham-bulance.
* What did one math book say to the other math book? "Boy, do I have problems."
* What do cows play at parties? Moo-sical chairs.
* What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
* What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.
* What do you call a detective duck? A quack inspector.
* What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle.
* What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
* When do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
* Which monster is the best dancer? The boogie-man.
* Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them.
* Why did the tomato turn red? He saw the salad dressing.
* Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.
* Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
* Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
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* How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
* How do sheep fix their flashlights? They change the baaah-tteries.
* How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.
* What do you call a cow in the backyard? A lawn moo-wer.
* What do you call a vampire who lives in a kitchen? Count Spatula.
* What do you call an arctic cow? An Eski-moo.
* What is a chicken's favorite sword? Egg-scalibur.
* What is a rabbit's favorite game? Hopscotch.
* Where does a rabbit learn to fly? The Hare Force.
* Which fish only swims at night? A starfish.
* Who won the zombie war? Nobody. It was dead even.
* Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? He needed hare.
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* What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
* What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
* Where does a turtle go when it's raining? A shell-ter.