Boohbah

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The Boohbah or Boohbahs are weird alien things that are an evil group who are minions of the Teletubbies (at one point after the Great Teletubby Land Massacre, Pedobear led them). They are very dangerous, and should be handled with caution. They have lots of fun with little kids. "I like making the kids cry" is a famous quote which Zing Zing Zingbah said during their evil interview. 
After the Teletubbies appeared not to be powerful enough to conquer the universe, they created minions known as the Boohbah. They were designed by Dipsy to be the most evil creatures ever, besides the Teletubbies themselves. A massive mess up caused these things to be created instead. The Teletubbies were stuck with them, so they put them to good use until they were kidnapped by Bonzi Buddy. However, the Boohbah escaped from Bonzi's lair and created something called a "Boohball" to shield themselves in. Shortly after, Pedobear found the Boohball and decided to use it as a prop in the pilot for The Pedobear Show, a TV show that he was making to brainwash teach people into thinking that it's ok to be like Pedobear. However, when the Boohbah came out of the ball, Pedobear decided to make most of the show about them, For some reason, the censors added little bits about the Story People. After the show's run, the Boobah were hypnotised to also work for Bonzi Buddy until he found no use in them, releasing them back into Teletubby Land, so they and The Story People now work for the Teletubbies. Bonzi Buddy never cared to un-hypnotise them, however, so they went on a rampage until the Teletubbies intervened. Some people believe that the Teletubbies pooped out colored mutated poop called Boohbah. Others believe that Boohbahs developed in a Boohball, and some more people think Dipsy simply scraped them out of the Tubby Tower gutters.
The Boohbah are known to be very dangerous, and this is for a reason. They can fly, they are masters of all weapons, and they can shoot explosives out of their hands. They can also ASPLODE and FART very LOUD. They are very dangerous indeed!
Oh, and they can also be eaten and they have their own country called Baltic Union.
==Notable Boohbah==
This is a list of the most notable Boohbah, each one has a unique taste, and they all have a distinctive feature.
*Humbah- Banana Flavored- Heterochromia
*Zumbah- Grape Flavored- Happiness
*Zing Zing Zingbah- Orange Flavored (Formerly)/Paint Flavored (Currently)- Being covered in Paint
*Jumbah- Blueberry Flavored- His Mustache
*Jingbah- Cherry Flavored (Formerly)/School Meatloaf Flavored (Currently)- Having Holes in her body
*Zoombah- Hot Cinnamon Flavored- Being Fast
*Gin Ginbah- Caramel (Formerly)/Chicken wings mixed with salmon (Currently)- Being a tasty seafood.
*Eobah- French Vanilla- Being the only Boohbah created by Eho, also can reproduce in the ocean, and is the best seafood in the UnWorld.
*Zenbah- Dragon Fruit (Sometimes)/Skunk Spray (Sometimes)- Being created by The Ninja Teletubby and being green (see here: )
*Yahbah- Horned Melon- Has a 5:00 shadow.
*Limbah- Pure vitamin c- Smoking cigars, conservative views and Oxycontin habit
*Cybah- Silicon- Being a robot
== Other facts ==
* They are possibly at risk of being near Things that are Deadly to Boobah.
*They are described by Non-Teletubbies as "Magical Atoms of Energy", which is strange.
*They sleep in Charging Pods, which is weird, since they aren't Robots. ( except Cybah)
*We currently don't know why there isn't a green Boohbah. 
*They might go extinct in the future. No guarantees!
*They once tried to start World War III.
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