Alien Covenant

“Alien Covenant” is the tenth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
Pat and Joe talk shitty summer trailers, The Founder, Transformers, the movie about the dog who is a soldier, the decline of the Wachowskis, and the Alien franchise right up through the brand new ALIEN: COVENANT!
== Before The Film ==
* On With The Joe!: Joe tries to get on with the show first...
*The boys drink at the Cheesecake Factory before the film and then go 15 miles to the Shake Shack!
* Joe's friend was at a bar with Fred Durst, he thought she meant Fred Schneider. Pat saw Fred Durst at the Carl's Jr and got an extra pack of fries from him.
* Joe tells the first two jokes he wrote in stand-up. They involve Danny Glover and seeing his parents having sex... again!
* Pat's show is picked up and he meets the execs at the up-fronts in New York.
* Joe has begun a column for a magazine, he's not allowed to talk about it yet.
* The new season of Twin Peaks starts tonight and the critics like it.
* "I love it!" - Naked Gun 2 1/2
== Pat's Movie Corner ==
*Pat flew first class for this one.
*The Founder (Pat AND Joe)
*Why Him? (Pat)
*Office Christmas Party (Pat)
*Trailers
**You gotta watch the trailer for dog of valor (Megan Leavey)
**Joe saw Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery
**Woody Harrelson's stopped smoking weed, will his acting suffer (see: Planet of the Apes trailer)?
**The new Transformers movie... Anthony Hopkins will do anything and Marc Walberg & the runway model as scientists.
**Bond movies
**Mandy Moore shark movie (47 Meters Down)
== The Film ==
* Ridley puts together a great looking film and it has a great score, but is boring as fuck (Pat fell asleep).
* Joe says it's not scary or horror, it's an action movie with no suspense.
* Joe's biggest gripe: too much CGI that looks worse than it did in 1979.
* Why is the Alien franchise about a robot manipulating everyone?
* Fassbender teaches Fassbender how to play the flute.
* RIP Chris Cornell. Everyone wonders if a guy who hangs himself was jerking off.
* Both's favorite Ridley Scott joint is Matchstick Men.
* Puddy saying "Tonight feels like an Arby's night" made Pat fall off the couch.
* The Wachowski's have lost their creative way.
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