Callum Bailey

Callum Bailey is a Fat Mart Colham cashier and a former Genesiscide College student. He is obese and he was very badly behaved at college, often playing Hot Bird on his Eyephone during class, farting at people, drawing graffiti on the desks and vandalising Lohipedia. When he formerly attended Colham College he was once notoriously suspended for pooping in urinals; this is why he didn't appear in Colham College Burns Down. He was kicked out of Genesiscide College for failing to meet the behaviour and smartness standards.
Callum additionally has very low intelligence, maths skills and physical abilities, leading to him getting all Fs on his last college report card. He also has a strong liking for junk food; he eats at Whoopie-Whoppie at least three times a week and usually shops at Fat Mart. He was often described as 'the Caleb McKinnon of Genesiscide College'. Whenever Henry Ashcroft catches him eating junk food, he yells "Go eat a salad!", which once led to Callum doing a belly flop on him - he ended up in Genesiscide Hospital. Callum was also considered very unattractive by the girls at Colham College, who placed him at number 18 in the Girls' Cool and Hot Scale.
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