Poetry Pete

Poetry Pete is a major character who appears in: Magic Hunters, and Adongralo.
A man who desperately craves to be a famous poet.
==Synopsis==
===History===
Although known for his sturdy build that was excellent for sports in his youth, his heart desperately yearned for poetry, so he'd eventually decide to study it at university. While at a poetry competition, he was applauded for his imaginative metaphors, but then a wizard came and made them all real, so no one was impressed anymore and was later ridiculed by his peers for not being as smart as them. Pete left and set off to travel the world for new interesting metaphors, harbouring an intense hatred for magic users.
===Magic Hunters===
Poetry Pete and the Adverse Occult, a group of misfit mercenaries fighting on the side of the humans, attempting to abolish all magic from the land, found themselves in a small town governed by communist gnomes, looking for work. Jamel and Ray took to the local Nando's to get food, but were astonished to find that the line was so long. The charismatic waiter, Dale Wensley tried to get them a table, but told them they'd have to wait for 20 minutes. Upon hearing this, King Dedede, in a fit of rage, attempted to break the establishment down, breaking a whole wall down with his hammer, but Wensley was able to calm him down by telling him he could get one in 5 minutes. They were seated near a group of gnomes, so Jamel and Ray tried to impress them by breaking Ray's other arm, but they didn't really like it and got them kicked out. Night had fallen and they saw Dale Wensley walk out Nando's, who offered the party a stay at his house for the night, insulted by this handout, King Dedede smashed his hammer into her, forcing him into the stratosphere, but down dropped his key, so they stayed at his, where they met Derrick. Derrick told the party that the Black Knight Gang are taking all the jobs, but a necromancer was alone in a castle over the hill, so the party set out to confront him. When morning came they set off, but on their journey, a group of bandits attacked them, but a group effort and a big gay dance from King Dedede tipped the scales. They eventually arrive at the necromancer's castle, where they are greeted by his servant, Mr. Jangles, who refuses to give them entry. They tried to charm their way in, but he was quite resolute, however Jamel was able to finally convince him into giving them entry. Mr. Jangles escorted them through the maze to his master, who was on the next floor above in a circular room with torches around the skirtings of the floor. The necromancer appeared before them, hiding his face behind his hood. He summoned three undead servants, all ready for attack, but Gnonna Go convinced them into retreating. The party and the necromancer went through a hard fought battle, but the Adverse Occult were victorious. The necromancer pleaded for them to spare him for information, which they accepted. The necromancer informed the party that there are rumours of a group of elves trying to tame magic in Tarando University. King Dedede dishonoured the promise and smashed the necromancer into the Earth with his hammer, completing the quest. Poetry Pete cut off his head and brought it back to Derrick as proof, but she revealed that the necromancer was her son and just wanted someone to go visit him, but rewarded them for technically completing the quest.
===Adongralo - Chapter 5: The Great Kokunbal Dodgeball Tournament===
After killing Del Wensley, the party were attacked by the Black Knight, so they all fled in different directions. Now alone, Pete decided to continue his search for interesting metaphors on his own, ending up in the number one village by Mount Kokunbal. While studying in the library one day he went downstairs to find a strange group of mercenaries. He explained that he wanted to get into the dodgeball tournament to win the prize of the greatest metaphor known to man, but didn't have a team to participate with, so the party agreed to help him, since he was also the person they came to this town to look for. Before they got started, they wanted to assess how good Poetry Pete actually was at dodgeball, but his remark that "I am to dodgeball, what Gerrard Bognin is to football" put to rest their anxieties. After a training montage day, they got ready to go sign up for the tournament, where they were asked for a team name, so they called themselves the Bognin Ballers after their favourite footballer. To get into the main bracket, the 32 teams were divided into randomly selected matches, where they had to compete for a placement. Their first opponents were the Wensleydale Warriors, which they used to better familiarise themselves with the rules. They made it out on top and made it to the first round, where the tournament bracket was revealed. Their first opponents were the Davidisafrenchman Devils, who they narrowly defeated. In the second round, they faced off against the Moortown Mutants, an easy win. The semi-finals had them up against the bizarre My Team, who they narrowly defeated. Reaching the finals, they'd accumulated a fair amount of fans, but as the final match with Da Nunz started, one of them fell over, so Bryeek insulted them and smashed a dodgeball down onto her, which a lot of fans found disgusting. Elred tried to save face by telling a joke, then apologising for his teammate's actions, but as they were both distracted apologising to their fans, one of the nuns got them both out, so Poetry Pete took matters into his own hands and managed to wipe out the rest of the team by himself. With the day won, the crowd cheered for an exhilarating tournament, chanting "Bognin Ballers" to the tune of the Jaws theme. As Poetry Pete thanked the party and was about to claim his prize, Elred literally stabbed him in the back, then went into the confessional booth to hear the world's greatest metaphor for himself. When he left, he took centre stage and asked the audience whether they wanted to know it, but Poetry Pete interrupted with his dying words and told him to stop, but Elred loudly announced "the first rays of sunshine gently stroked my face". Poetry Pete, at first annoyed, rested his head on the ground and asked with a smile, "so this is what it means to be a poet?", before resting to die. Suddenly, Da Nunz arrived on the scene and saw Pete dying, so they resuscitated him. He got up and made peace with Elred for spoiling the metaphor. Elred tried convincing one of Da Nunz, the one with green hair, to join the Bognin Ballers, by professing his love, by telling her his "real name" (which was actually his fake name, Dennis Guise). She thought he was weird by using an alias, but she did think Billiot the Idiot was cute, because her type is elongated gnomes, so she joined anyway. Bo Jangles briefed Poetry Pete on their plan to lure out the Black Knight by using him virtually as bait. Understanding the assignment, he wondered if it'd be better to get more of the Adverse Occult, recommending King Dedede, a strong combatant, and Daddy, a skilled fighter, but everyone was quick to deny the requests. He then suggested the other three, Gnonna Go, Jamel and Ray.
===Adongralo - Chapter 6: Gangs of London===
Poetry Pete took the Bognin Ballers to London, informing them that Gnonna Go was hiding under the alias Alex Jones to deter the Black Knight, where he'd started a podcast called InfoWars, where he'd discuss his opinions. Poetry Pete told him that the Bognin Ballers were trying to find and defeat the Black Knight Gang by luring them out with members of their party. Seeing how the plan could potentially work and how it would definitely benefit him, Alex Jones agreed to join them under one condition. He proceeded to tell them to look out the window, where they saw The Only Way Is Essex stars and Eastenders stars battling it out in a gang war. Jones considered them scum for disrupting the ecosystem of west-end London, so he requested that they stop the war somehow (likely by killing both leaders). To better familiarise themselves with the situation, Jones explained that West-End London was split into seven parts and either gang was in control of three of them each: the TOWIE stars were in control of Essex, Grimsby, and Shrilanka, while the Eastenders controlled Albert Square, Coronation Street, and Holby. The remaining area, the isle of man, was where both gangs were gathering that evening for an all-out battle, so the Bognin Ballers attended too. The leaders of either gang, Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell came together in the silence before battle and started a thumb war, both of them saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war, 5, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate? Bow. Kiss. Fight!" before going at it. Both sides started brutally fighting each other while the thumb war engaged, so the Bognin Ballers stepped in. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell noticed them and temporarily halted their battle, knowing a third party had just entered. They gathered that they were there to end the gang war, so they came up with a wager. If any one of the Bognin Ballers could beat Joey Essex in a longest "yeah boy!!!" competition, they'd stop fighting, so Elred, Billiot, and M.A.R.G.E. rose to the challenge. Elred dropped first with a time of 11.07 seconds, although followed by Joey Essex who got 12.89 seconds. Having succeeded in their mission, Billiot and M.A.R.G.E. started going for a world record: Billiot dropped at 13 seconds exactly, while M.A.R.G.E. managed to reach 20.90 seconds. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell agreed to stop their gang war and even decided to join the Bognin Ballers to stop the Black Knight Gang, aware of the misery he was causing. The party returned to Alex Jones victorious, fully recruiting him as well.
==Gallery==
3Wavis Pete.jpg|Poetry Pete in the 3rd Year Anniversary poster
==Trivia==
*He wants to become poet laureate one day.
*In the 3rd year anniversary poster, Pete is holding a book titled "REDUX", which has the faces of all playable characters who are no longer canon, except for Derrick the Dick.
*His updated backstory in Adongralo is partially based off of Tokumichi Tokuno'o's from Kengan Omega.
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