Zelda CD-i: Revisited

Zelda CD-i: Revisited (formally and alternatively known as CD-i Revisited) is a YTP video made by Jimmy Davis, December 9, 2015, (edit).
== Plot ==
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== Transcript ==
===Intro===
:Gwonam: It is written: "You should do an entire YTP of the CD-I cutscenes. They end up being fresh and funny when you use them." (;))
:Morshu: You want it? It's yours, my friend.
===Link: The Faces Of Evil===
====Intro====
:Gwonam: Your Majesty, the Minions have seized the island of Koridai.
:Michael Rosen: Quick! Get out! Get out of here!
:Jack Black: Oh man!
:Peter Parker: [screaming]
:Michael Rosen: This is horrible!
:Gwonam: It is written: "Only King Harkinian can defeat the Minions."
:King Harkinian: Hmm... I'm too busy to help.
:Gwonam: What?
:King Harkinian: I'm going to Gamelon for dinner and my ship sails in five minutes. You'll have to send Link.
[King Harkinian leaves the castle and Gwonam flies on his carpet to Link.]
:Gwonam: Link, the Minions have seized the island of Koridai. It is written: "Only you, Link, can defeat the Minions."
:Link: Great! I'll grab my sword!
:Gwonam: There is no time. Your stuff is enough.
[Soon, Gwonam and Link fly away on the magic carpet.]
:Gwonam: Squadala! We're off! Look, Link!
:Link: Wow! What are those?
:Gwonam: These are the evil Minions. You must kill each.
:Link: I guess I'd better get my stuff!
:Gwonam: Here is your stuff!
:Link: Thanks!
:Gwonam: Now you can kill the Minions that have seized the island of Koridai.
:Link: Oh boy!
[Link throws the stuff at the minions and they just stand still and look around.]
:Link: I won!
:Gwonam: Ohhhh.
:Link: How about a kiss?
:Gwonam: No!
:Link: Shoot!
:Voice: You lose!
[An arrow button clicks on "New Poop"]
:Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
:King Harkinian: Yep? [drinking]
:Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
:Ganon: You must die!
[Exciting Trailer continues playing]
:Gwonam: There is no spoon. See? [A spoon hits on him and he screams.]
:Link: Cool! How about a kiss? For two bucks.
:Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
====Instructions====
:Link: Hey, you gotta flash Steve Carell?
[ProJared flashes Steve Carell.]
:Steve Carell: NOOOOOOO!!!
:Link: You can make me do "The Duck Walk!"
[The Duck Song starts playing]
:Link: [screaming]
:Ganon: Your face is die!
:Link: Oh great! I suck! Hey, let's go find Morshu!
====Morshu====
:Morshu: Lamb Chop, Laxatives, Bob, Little Richard? You want it?
:Link: Of course.
:Morshu: Sorry, Link. It's all mine and you can't have it. [Having a troll face.]
[Link frowns.]
:Morshu: Mmmm. All right, Link. You can have my laxatives.
:Link: Great! I can't wait to take a dump! [He walks out.]
:Morshu: Mmmm.
[A disc puts on the CD player.]
[Tutti Frutti starts playing]
:Morshu: Mmmm. Mmmm. Du-bop-bop-du-bop! Du-bop-bop-du-bop! Mmmm.
====Hamsha====
:Hamsha: Help! Ganon froze the fountain!
[Let It Go instrumental starts playing]
:Ganon: Let it go, let it go. I am one with the wind and sky. Let it go, let it go. Or else you will die!
====Anutu====
:Anutu: Biggest caught I ever crab! Hehe!
:Link: It's Goku!
:Nappa: What?
:Mario Head: [singing Trololo]
:Anutu: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Hehe.
:Mario Head: [continues singing] Made you look, made you look. [laughing]
====Fish Lady====
[The fish lady chops a fish with a knife while SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming.]
====Aypo====
:Aypo: I am the reader!
[Don't Fear with the Reaper starts playing]
:Aypo: Hmm. Typo.
["Reaper" is changed to "Reader"]
:Aypo: Thank you!
====Alora====
[Wanna B Ur Lovr starts playing]
:Alora: Sexy things, oh yeah.
[SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming.]
:Link: Course not.
====Horgum====
:Horgum: Keep this magic light. Little Yellow Light.
:Link: Thanks!
:Horgum: Hehehe. Whoa!
====Gwonam/Ganon====
:Gwonam: Look, what has never happened?
[Zap Beat starts playing]
:Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour.
:Gwonam: Look!
:Ganon: When not moon nor sun has risen.
:Link: Golly!
:Ganon: I take Zelda in my power.
:King Harkinian: Woah!
:Ganon: I shall keep her in my prison.
:Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
====Crone====
:Crone: I may be old, but I still love Trix.
:Announcer: Trix are for kids.
:Crone: [screaming]
:Sid Phillips: Busted!
[Crone is arrested by the policeman in a coach which goes to jail.]
[Terminal starts playing]
:Daddy Derek: Ignorant of the law is not an ascuse!
====Suprena====
:Suprena: You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day.
:Link: Oh shoot! It's rated M. I'm just a boy. I can only play EC-rated games. I just click the A button, and flash!
[wrong screen appears.]
:Lex Luthor: Wrong!
:Link: I just won! Cool! Huh?
:Suprena: Begone. [disappears]
:Link: I guess I'd better get going.
====Gwonam====
:Gwonam: Look! [playing his guitar]
[Trapped in the Drive Thru starts playing]
:JonTron: Ten outta ten!
:Voice: You lose Soos!
[Soos explodes his head.]
:Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
====Ganon====
:Ganon: You must join me, Link. And I will make you a pizza.
:Link: No way, Ganon!
:Ganon: You dare say no to me?! I must burn you. [burns fire on Link]
:Link: Wait! How about a kiss?
:Ganon: Ah... Chocolate! [eats a piece of chocolate]
:Link: In fact, you can have every kiss.
:Ganon: Ah... [eating chocolate] Ah... Oooohhhhhh! Not... Ah... [locked in a toilet] No! I have diarrhea!
:King Harkinian: [laughing]
:Ganon: You must not laugh at me! It burns!
[Ganon was flushed in a toilet.]
====Outro====
[Link uses a gong to wake up Zelda.]
:Zelda: Ah...
:Link: I just saved you from Ganon!
:Zelda: Why'd you do that?
:Link: How about a kiss? Hey, Zelda! Wake up! I just wanna kiss!
[Gwonam rides in a carpet with them.]
:Gwonam: Look! The birds are dying in prison. Isn't it awful?
:Link: Of course not.
:Gwonam: You, Link, are the face of evil.
:Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
[Alora kisses Link.]
===Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon===
====Intro====
:King Harkinian: I'm under attack by the evil forces of Duke Nukem.
:Duke Nukem: Hey, bug eyes.
:King Harkinian: Oah!
[Duke Nukem shoots King Harkinian.]
:Zelda: Father!
:Impa: Oh my! It looks like your father has been killed!
:Link: Oh boy! That old king sucked!
:JonTron: Oh, that's just wonderful! And what exactly am I supposed to worship now?
:Link: Hey, now if that old king's dead, we can make out whenever you want to.
:Impa: Oh my! You're so dumb sexy, my dear.
:Link: Thanks!
:Zelda: Impa? Link? Impa, were you going to kiss Link?
:Impa: Oh!
:Link: Hey, it's Ganon!
:Zelda: This is not.
:Ganon: Ah... [eats Zelda] Ah...
:Link: Gee, thanks!
:Ganon: You're welcome, Link! [disappears]
:Link: Wow! How about that kiss?
:Impa: Oh, alright, dear.
:Link: Mmmm.
:Impa: Mmmm.
:Zelda: Wake up, Impa! My father is going to Gamelon.
:King Harkinian: I'm going to Gamelon and I'm going to take you to protect me.
:Impa: Alright, dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom.
:King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner?
:Zelda: Hehe. Nothing, Father!
:King Harkinian: Oah!
[Whenever You Are starts playing]
:Impa: Mmmm. Maybe someday, my dear.
:Link: I'm so hungry, I could eat an octagon!
:Jack Black: Oh no! [He runs to the castle and sees Link eating an octagon] Oh man! This is embarrassing!
====Gibdo====
:Gibdo: For the dead shall rise!
:Nemo: That's a jellyfish!
[Jellyfish starts playing]
:Nemo: Jellyfish!
====Hungry Girl====
[Hungry Girl cracks an egg over a frying pan a few times.]
:Hungry Girl: Here!
[She hands Zelda a Flute.]
[Fluffing a Duck starts playing]
:Zelda: Thanks! [giggles]
====Grimbo====
:Grimbo: Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon? [He punches Phineas' nose.]
:Phineas: [laughing]
====Hectan====
[Zelda slashes Hectan with her sword.]
:Hectan: You've killed me!...
[Hectan melts into a puddle, leaving behind a Life Heart.]
:Zelda: I did not!
:Ganon: No! Not Hectan! Who did this?
:Zelda: Link did!
:Link: Hey! What's up?
:Ganon: Link, you dare kill Hectan?! You must die!
[Ganon kills Link.]
====Outro====
:King Harkinian: Hmm...
:King Harkinian & Zelda: I wonder what's for dinner?
[Whenever You Are continues playing]
:Impa: Mmmm. Oh, well. Luigi is much sexier anyway.
:Chorus: Wait! He isn't dead!
:Link: [burps]
[Audience laughing.]
:Link: Excuse me!
:King Harkinian & Zelda: [laughing]
[Full House end credits]
[End credits]
===Stinger===
:Ganon: Join me, Link.
:Link: No way, Ganon!
:Ganon: Join me, or else I will make you watch Milk Money!
:Link: Shoot! I guess I'd better join you.
== Trivia ==
*Words mistaken in this poop pronounced are "you're" (your), "horse snot" (course not) and "low" (law).
*The Lotzza Motzza pizza from Movie Night with the Princess appears in this poop.
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