Fallout - A Special LIVE Report from Galaxy News

Fallout - A Special LIVE Report from Galaxy News was a special countdown video that led up to the first official Fallout TV series trailer. In-universe, the broadcast is a Vault-Tec Corporation-sponsored unveiling of Vault 33 by the Galaxy News Network. The broadcast is plagued by technical difficulties, and as the delays continue, the GNN reporter tries to fill dead air but grows increasingly frustrated with the situation, intern Arnold, and the overall state of the world. The report is set at least a week following the U.S. victory at Anchorage on January 10, 2077.Fallout - A Special LIVE Report from Galaxy News, ~31:00 The reporter in the video was played by Jon Daly, who also appears in the TV series as the snake oil salesman.Jon Daly on Twitter, 12/2/2023
==Video==
==Transcript==
The following is an unofficial, manual transcription of the trailer from YouTube. Timestamps are used to separate parts where a character speaks from parts where only music is playing.
==News ticker==
The news ticker plays at the bottom of the video and repeats several times in the following cycle. Each cycle lasts approximately 18 minutes.
Table of news ticker lines
GALAXY NEWS SIGNS 10-YEAR PARTNERSHIP DEAL WITH VAULT-TEC
VAULT-TEC VOTED AMERICAN COMPANY WITH BRIGHTEST FUTURE
ROBCO INTERPLANETARY PROBE PROBES DEEPER INTO SPACE THAN ANY PROBE HAS PROBED BEFORE
NUKA-WORLD BREAKS ATTENDANCE RECORD FOR FOURTH STRAIGHT YEAR. GALACTIC ZONE GIVEN CREDIT FOR INCREASED NUMBERS.
WE ASKED OUR VIEWERS TO ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION: WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH AND WHY IS IT AMERICA? HEAR THE RESULTS AT 10 PM EST.
UNITED STATES AGAIN ACCUSED OF ATMOSPHERIC COUNTER-ESPIONAGE BY THE REDS
U.S. RENEWS DEFENSE CONTRACT WITH WEST TEK, HERALDS VALUE OF POWER ARMOR IN ALL THEATERS OF WAR
ESPIONAGE THREAT SUBDUED IN DOMESTIC URANIUM MINES
PRESIDENT DECLARES NUCLEAR STOCKPILE "SAFE ENOUGH"
BULLETIN OF THE ATOMIC SCIENCES SETS DOOMSDAY CLOCK TO HALF A NANOSECOND TO MIDNIGHT
ATLAS OBSERVATORY CHRISTENS NEW TELESCOPE, RE-COMMITTING TO A NON-VIOLENT PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE
CHRISTMAS TOY TRENDS: RETAILERS REPORT SHORTAGE OF POWER ARMOR FIGURINES
NUKA-COLA QUANTUM GETS FDA APPROVAL, FOUND TO CONTAIN "HEALTHY AMOUNT OF RADIATION"
NO ONE'S BEATING THIS DEADHORSE. "THE MAN FROM DEADHORSE" TOPS BOX OFFICE. A SEQUEL IS ALREADY IN THE WORKS AT CALIFORNIA CREST STUDIOS.
ATLAS WEATHER EXPERIMENT BELIEVED TO BE THE CAUSE OF UNEXPECTED SNOW FLURRY IN LOS ANGELES
DEVELOPING: REDS CONTINUES TO DENY EXISTENCE OF STEALTH SUBMARINES, US INTELLIGENCE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE.
NUKA-COLA MASCOTS "BOTTLE AND CAPPY" TO APPEAR IN ANIMATED FILM FROM CALIFORNIA CREST STUDIOS. WILL BE THE FIRST IN A SEVENTEEN PICTURE DEAL BETWEEN THE COMPANIES.
SUPPLY LINES FOR RED FORCES BREAKING DOWN
VAULT-TEC ANNOUNCES COMPLETION OF VAULT 33 UNDER SANTA MONICA, CA
MILITARY UNITS SENT TO QUELL UNREST IN SEVERAL STATES
NUKA CORP SPINS OFF ATOMIC RESEARCH ARM INTO CORPORATE ENTITY AFTER SEC APPROV
SUPER DUPER MART ANNOUNCES RECALL OF BLAMCO MAC & CHEESE FOR TRACE AMOUNTS OF DAIRY
VAULT-TEC STOCKS SOAR AS US ECONOMY BECOMES FEAR-BASED
BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, FIREARMS AND LASERS TAKES DOWN NATIONWIDE WEAPONS SMUGGLING RING
MILITARY SETS THREAT LEVEL OF POSSIBLE BIOLOGICAL WEAPON ATTACK FROM REDS TO HIGH
TEDDY FEAR MANUFACTURER SETTLES CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT, DENIES TOY BEAR CAUSES SLEEP PARALYSIS NIGHTMARES IN CHILDREN
WERE TEDDY FEAR BEARS MISUNDERSTOOD? ONE PSYCHOLOGIST THINKS SO
TEDDY FEARS SKYROCKET IN POPULARITY AND PRICE DUE TO SCARCITY CAUSED BY RECALL
VAULT-TEC ANNOUNCES NEWLY AVAILABLE SINGLE VAULT SPACES FOR SALE
THIS YEAR'S FALLOUT SUIT DESIGN FEATURES ENHANCED PROTECTION, 20% MORE ZIPPERS
VIRGO II LUNAR LANDER NOW ON DISPLAY AT MUSEUM OF TECHNOLOGY IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FLAG FROM VIRGO II LUNAR LANDING STOLEN FROM MUSEUM OF TECHNOLOGY
NUKA-WORLD TO RAISE TICKET PRICES FOR UPCOMING SEASON, EXPECTING AN "EXPLOSIVE" YEAR
GWINNETT ANNOUNCES NEW PALE ALE SO PALE IT'S TRANSPARENT
HAPPY NATIONAL SOCK HOP DAY!
VAULT BOY NAMED WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN
VAULT-TEC REGISTERS TRADEMARK ON THE THUMBS UP EMOJI
NUKA-COLA PATRIOTICALLY SALUTES SUCCESS OF NEWEST FLAVOR LAUNCH — NUKA-COLA VICTORY. EXCLUSIVE REDESIGN COMING NEXT YEAR WITH "A TASTE AS SWEET AS FREEDOM"
==Soundtrack==
==Links==
* Fallout - A Special LIVE Report from Galaxy News
==References==
Category:Fallout TV series source texts
ru:Истинное предназначение Убежищ в Fallout