TSPS 26: Butt Street

Show format: 41 minute, Live
Call types: Tenant From Hell
Brad muses that the US atomic clock still has a phone number in 2013, wonders about organizing a phone mob DDoS attack. Matt Hillock wants an old Jerky Boys VHS. An Audi has pricks just like a cactus.
4:30: The show starts out with some leftover oil change numbers, but none of these pick up so Brad declares the show over.
6:40: Kevin Overflea from apartment B17 has been leaving his shower running 24/7 as a life hack for quicker showers, which was fine but now it's overflowing. Not at home currently, Kevin instructs the repair guy not to go in and turn the water off.
10:06: Court St. tenant Roy keeps roaches but the wall of tanks has gotten kicked over and some of Roy's pets have escaped. Plunged into the hold abyss as the staff scramble to help, Roy gets connected to another tenant who's asking if they got his rent money order, Roy lets slip that the manager 'lost' the guy's rent on shoes, whoops. Seems that Roy's actually helped the guy out as he decides he'll no longer pay any rent. Roy now calls back as 'Jesus' (what he thinks is the guys' name who he just spoke to) to ask if the apartment did actually get his money order, but still needs help with his roach problem. Jesus (now Jesse) gets their maintenance voicemail and bails.
20:29: Roy on Butte St. (pronounced 'Butt', although employee Judy has other ideas) has a problem with the pressure of the water from his bidet (pronounced 'Bee-Day'). Judy looks dimly on Roy's couch surfing lifestyle, and really doesn't think they should have bidets, but Roy's all for saving toilet paper and claims religious rights. Roy loses Judy in an argument on Butte versus Butt.
24:57: Roy's bidets are now leaking over on Lakeside Drive too. As usual, Roy's sublet lifestyle makes it sketchy about where he lives and although the staffer there thinks he's pulling her leg, she still helpfully doxes the real tenants for him. These guys are really relaxed and their biggest threat is to make Roy fill out an application to live there legally. Unsure if they're talking the same bidet lingo, the office girl suggests they have 'Jason' swing by to check things out. Roy's really not getting these people mad.
28:14: Roy has yet more leaking bidet problems, but Cheryl is less liberal with tenant information and clams right up as Roy just can't remember his unit number and is unable to clamber over all that furniture to look at the number outside the door. Roy tries to jog her memory - he's the guy who installed the trap door in his closet but Cheryl's really not budging and is more concerned about the can of expanding foam that Roy's gonna break out to fix his problem. But she wouldn't understand, she's just a woman. Sensing he's losing this one, Roy blows his load in style and confesses his four-dimensional, room size water pool roach farm mishap, but Cheryl's not playing ball and just wants to call in maintenance to fix things.