Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes was a book written by Gabault as a gift for Alec, fulfilling part of his wish list in the Pandora Secret Santa.
=Locations=
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===Fifth Era===
*Wyvern Pointe Post Office
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Remembrance on Mnemosyne
===Eighth Era===
*Silo Library
===Eleventh Era—Present===
*Wan Shi Tong's Traveling Library
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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Ok, first off, before we start i just want to clarify that no, none of this jokes were taken on the internet or tought of by someone else than me. Have fun readin'! :)
How does steve get his exercise done?<BR>
He runs around the block.
Have you heard of the creeper that went to the party?<BR>
He had a BLAST!
Why did the creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside
If there ever was a minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.<BR>
Why can't the dragon read a book?<BR>
Cause he always starts at the end.
Why don't blazes start businesses?<BR>
They keep firing people.
A creeper walks into a bar, everyone dies.<BR>
I asked if i could look for ores in some Italian's mine, he replied, "No, it's-a mine"<BR>
I would tell you a joke about the end, but it would just forever DragOn.<BR>
How do you make people change direction in minecraft?<BR>
You block their path.
What's cobblestone's favorite kind of music?<BR>
Rock music.
Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?<BR>
It became a cold case.
What's a creeper's favorite subject?<BR>
HisssSSsSSsstory.
How good is minecraft?<BR>
Top Notch!
Why did the endermen cross the road?<BR>
He didn't, he teleported.
Ok now for the last and best joke of this book.<BR>
you've probably asked yourself how steve chops wood with his bare fists and you probably tought i was going to say something funny here but actually, why the hell wood i know.
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