INERD

The Institute for Nuclear Energy Research and Development is a sprawling, shady organisation headed by no-one known, apparently specialising in power generation science but seeming to do an awful lot more than that. It has been known, conspiratorially, to use human test subjects somehow, and practice kidnapping, murder, spying, health and safety breaching and tax evasion. The Institute is far more active in Colkiverse B (aided by the Snakecalypse) than Colkiverse A, but has the same motivations in both.
== Goals and Objectives ==
INERD is, in fact, secretly a front for a cult of snake-god worshipping zealots hoping to reanimate the long-dead Primal Snake God and gain supernatural snake-related powers. World domination is, obviously, just a part of this.
== Known Members ==
Currently the only known member is Lynette Glass, a spy operating from Fort Garamond, the only currently known INERD base, who tricked the M.E.M.E. Squad into giving her access to human cloning technology which she later, supposedly, lost again.
Temporarily, the organisation also had access to numerous clones of Nigel Maldonado, whom they used as security guards at the base.
== Equipment ==
* Lynette's gun is a custom-made automatic pistol.
* Security guards are equipped with generic pistols.
* Bernhard Base is heavily fortified and full of crazy traps which we assume could be used as weapons in their own right:
** Heat tracking lasers
** Choking gas
== Personnel ==
* Spies
* Soldiers
* Cloned soldiers
* Presumably scientists
* Snake worshipping weirdos
== Trivia ==
* INERD as an acronym both contains the word 'nerd', befitting its members, and...
* is an anagram of 'neidr', i.e. 'snake' in Welsh.
* The Primal Snake God idea may be scrapped due to being too silly. Surprising!
* INERD is planned to be the central villainous faction in any future Kill Phil films.
* It is not unlikely the Institute has had dealings with the Plutonians and Evilio, as they wish for the same sort of thing and are all snake-themed.
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