Perfect White Legion

"Pfft. Gatorade cannon. Ischemic downfall syndrome. I have heard talk before. You're looking it up, taking a long time. Okay, so do you want the turkey? Is it a reservation? Talk policy or sit and seance. Rude to your avocado and we'll see some knob nuts. It was a guy. Big hairspray. Rude backhand? Bust your ass on the news. I won't eat or call Jesus late."
-One of White's many gibberish speeches.
The Perfect Yellow Legion (or PERFECT WHITE LEGION) is one of several proxies created by The Editor between 6/7/2023 and 7/18/2023. It was not designed for any particular purpose, merely acting as an outlet for The Writer's psychosis.
== Overview ==
The Perfect White Legion acted inscrutably. Its words were often very cryptic and all attempts to decipher their meaning ended in abject failure. It appeared to have no motives but existing and relaying itself through bizarre parodies of conversation. Despite this, it proved to be notably stronger and more active than the other legions, as evidenced when it spoke and played audible music near THE WALL.
The Perfect White Legion joined the plasma temple on June 13, a full 6 days after the white ruin and subsequent Viroid takeover. As far as all are concerned, it achieved exactly what it came to do.
The Perfect White Legion was silenced with the dissolution of The Editor.
== Trivia ==
* The Perfect White Legion did not seem to possess sapience or self-awareness, though it is impossible to say for sure.
* The Perfect White Legion may be the only legion to properly represent the hell associated with its name, since its indecipherable statements parallel the demented products of the symbol's influence.
* Observer's title for this entity was "Mania_Legion"
* The Perfect White Legion's first broadcast was in chinese.
* The Perfect White Legion's second broadcast was Starlight Chasers Excellent, particularly directed towards Chalk in the final days before Viroid Prime's defeat. Considering the song's origins, this may have been a taunt.
* Some of the Legion's words referenced nested documents within The Edge of The Deep White World before its completion. This further reinforced the notion that the legion was a mouthpiece for the editor.
# "01 11 10 00 00 10 00 10 01 10 00 10 Blood Fed Bounty - Where you sent limbs forks steel cutlet cookery heat in scalded flesh seared pan-fried white matter to be consumed and have all be well."
# "15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 Mental Metallosis - Where you prayed salvation with our name on it slipped, refused fell forever away from our bars chains and inorganic netting."
# "00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 Songless Soil - Where you realized ends come in all ways charred burnt husks or drowning tide smothered screams under infertile cloaks and choked energy."
# "11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 Blank Bloom - Where your blessed curse grew thrived together branching off the deep world we build together us united and unbound."
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