There Are Some Here Among Us Who Unfortunately Going to the Lake of Fire

Episode 11 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with Existant groaning in pain but waking up alive somewhere in the middle of the ocean on a plane wing)
Existant: Wh- what happened? Where is everyone?
(Cut to Mr. Craps sitting in a lawn chair with sunglasses as his missiles are minutes away from launching)
Mr. Craps: Hey Johnny!
Johnny: Yes sir?
Mr. Craps: That’s Lord Mr. Craps His Awesomeness to you, Johnny. Anyways, do you want to have a beer with me as we watch the world burn down?
Johnny: Absolutely Lord Mr. Craps His Awesomeness!
Mr. Craps: I’m going to destroy the West today Johnny!
Johnny: That’s great sir!
Mr. Craps: Okay if you’re not going to listen to my commands then I’m not going to keep giving them to you.
Johnny: Are you firing me?
Mr. Craps: Yeah. You’re fired from LIFE.
(Mr. Craps shoots Johnny and laughs)
Mr. Craps: SECRETARY! GIVE ME A NEW JOHNNY!
Secretary: Oh okay. 
(Cut to Existant swimming around)
Existant: Hello? Where did you guys go? Purple? Crazy? Travis? Zoltan?
(Existant bumps into Minnesota)
Minnesota: Oh hey Existant, I see you survived the blast too.
Existant: Of all the people who could’ve survived-
Minnesota: So I’m sure you’re wondering how I survived being struck down by God?
Existant: Not really-
Minnesota: well my entire life got turned around and I’m now a devout Christian. I’ll help you find your friends and put an end to the apocalypse.
(episode ends)
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