Annoying Orange: HOW2: How to be a Famous YouTuber!/Transcript

== Transcript ==
Pear: Pear here. It's time for How2! Now, Orange has been giving a lot of poor advice recently, so, I took care of it by duct taping his mouth shut.
Orange: (muffled speech)
Pear: Ahhh. This is nice. I should've done that a long time ago! Anyhoo, this week, The Epic_HT wants to know how to be a famous youtuber!
Orange: (muffled speech)
Pear: Oh, well, um, I guess you start a channel and then, just, uh, be really funny.
Orange: (muffled speech)
Pear: Huh, okay, I'm not really qualified to answer this. Orange is the one who's super famous here on YouTube.
Orange: (muffled speech)
Pear: I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but Orange.
Orange: Hmmm?
Pear: I'm gonna untape you. You're going to seriously and honestly answer the questions without any nonsense. Got it?
Orange: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Pear: Okay, here it goes. (Pear untapes Orange out of his mouth.)
Orange: Get a giraffe and a trampoline.
Pear: What? Why?
Orange: If you want to be a famous YouTuber, you need to get a giraffe and a trampoline so you can record the trampoline jumping on the giraffe.
Pear: Don't you mean a giraffe jumping on a trampoline?
Orange: No no no no no no no. Those videos are a dime a dozen, Pear. No one's ever seen a trampoline jump on a giraffe before so that's what you got to do.
Pear: Cool. Anything folks can do that's actually, you know, physically possible?
Orange: Get some Groucho's Marx glasses and some TNT.
Pear: Oh no you don't!
Orange: What? Put glasses on the TNT and record how funny it looks. Millions of people would watch that.
Pear: Hmmm, if you say so.
Orange: Then light the TNT and record the hilarious explosion. (laughs)
(TNT explodes)
Pear: No! I swear I'll put the duct tape back on, dude.
Orange: Okay, okay. Another way to become a famous YouTuber is to befriend someone who is already a famous YouTuber. You know, like Danebo. (Danebo appears)
Danebo: Hi!
Orange: Everybody email Danebo and tell him the secret YouTube friendship password.
Pear: What's the password?
Orange: Adoy, TNT.
Pear: What? Why do I even ask? (Orange laughs) All right, any advice on video equipment?
Orange: Absolutely, Mr. But Farts the Third! (fart) To be a famous YouTuber, make sure you have a camera with at least eight mega pixels.
Pear: Why is that?
Orange: So, you can zoom in on stuff. Your neighbor, your nose, your skin.
Pear: Whoa, I didn't know there were cameras that can zoom in that far!
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