One Minute Brawl 66:Sans VS Bill Cipher

WELCOME
 TO ONE MINUTE BRAWL! Today we have 2 secret combatants going at it in 
the usual one on one fight to the death that is OMB.
I already explained why I kept this a secret on the previous fight's page. Check there if you're curious.
But today, we have...
Sans, the lazy, pun-loving skeleton.
and Bill Cypher, the 4th dimensional dream demon.
These 2 have fought before, but never in a no holds barred match to the death.
There will be no prep time or sparing.
This is Bill Cypher versus Genocide Sans.
THIS FIGHT WILL BE CLOSE! (just throwing that out there now)
==The Fight==
Location:Snowdin Time:Who Knows? There's no sun down there to tell.
Bill Cypher appeared 
and said "This world will be mine". He walked around and happened to see
 Sans beat the Genocide player. "GEEET DUNKED ON"! yelled Sans in 
victory. Bill did that awkward slow clap and said "Keep it up buddy, and
 you may one day reach me". "It's not likely, but hey, it's better than 
nothing". Sans looked at Bill and said "hey, I can feel your kharma from
 here". "i guess it's only right that i warn you ahead of time". "if you
 take another step, you're gonna have a really bad time'.
Bill stepped forward. "well, don't say i didn't warn ya".
BATTLE START!
"birds are singing in the trees".
"flowers are in bloom".
"on days like these, guys like you"...
"SHOULD BURN IN HELL"!
<Megalovania starts playing>
WHO WILL WIN AND WHO WILL BURN IN HELL?
LETS FIND OUT!
Bill shot a fireball
 and Sans dodged it. "what"? "did'ja really think i was just gonna take 
that from you"? Then Sans used Karmic Retribution. Bill began firing 
multiple lasers, but Sans fired countless lasers back from dragon heads.
 They kept cancelling out until Bill's power began to fade from the 
Karmic Retribution plus Sans's attacks.
Sans managed to 
overpower Bill and blasted him back. "ya know, this is kinda boring". 
said Sans. Then Bill got up and said "You know what buddy"? "I'm done 
holding back". "BRING OUT THE WEIRDMAGEDDON"! As the weirdmageddon 
started, Sans's right eye turned blue.
Sans used the dragon
 heads and teleportation to dodged all the crazy attacks. He even made 
it to where Bill was in his physical form. "I gotta admit, you're pretty
 good". said Bill. "But you're not good enough". Then Sans said "it's 
not over till i no longer have a bone to pick with you". Then Sans said 
"If you want to die in less pain, then you want to die about now". 
"otherwise, i'll be forced to use my special attack".
Bill laughed and 
dodged all of Sans's crazy attacks. Then he blasted Sans flying and said
 "Ok buddy, now I'm gonna finish you off". Sans got up, hurt, and said 
"hey, hold on". "how about we stop this fight"? "it's not doing either 
of us any good". Bill thought about the offer and said "You know what"? 
"Deal". Bill shook Sans's hand and then Bill was flung around the area 
taking massive damage. "GEEEEETTTT DUUUUUNNNNNKKKEEDDD ONNNNNNN"! yelled
 Sans as he began waving his hands around wildly and slamming Bill into 
everything in sight.
Then Sans slowed 
down and stopped. He was exhausted and Bill said "Too bad buddy, it 
looks like I've won this battle". Then Sans said "alright, i warned 
you". "here's my special move"! Bill flinched, expecting somethin 
insane. But then just looked around and said "What kind of sick trick is
 this"? Then Sans said "yep, it's literally nothing". "you'll have to 
stand here till the end of time". Bill got mad and started shooting 
lasers, but the laser began to crumble and not even get close to Sans. 
"What the heck"? said Bill.
Then Sans laughed 
and said "let me tell ya buddy, you got a LOT of bad kharma". "you no 
longer have that godlike power you thought you had". Bill got mad and 
yelled "BRING OUT THE WEIRDMAGEDDON"! Then Sans's other eye turned blue 
and thousands of dragon heads appeared and fired lasers that overpowered
 Bill's attacks. Bill was drained and said "I know how to beat you now 
buddy". Sans made dozens of bones and hundreds of dragon heads appear. 
"is that so buddy"? "you're welcome to try".
Sans fired all the 
attacks while Bill fired lasers and was blocking the attacks. As the 
attacks were being blocked, Sans was creping up on Bill holding a bone. 
Bill fought off all the bones and dragon heads, but was badly injured in
 the process. Sans then teleported behind Bill and whispered in his ear 
"payback's a bitch". Then the screen fades to black as we hear Bill 
scream.
KO?
Reasoning:
Now Bill may be able to warp reality, but that doesn't make him unbeatable.
For example, Dipper and Mabel were still able to beat him, despite his great power.
Sans's Karmakinesis is MORE OP THAN CYPHER'S REALITY WARPING!
No one can say that they have NEVER have done something bad before.
As long as you have that bad karma, you cannot truly kill Sans.
Even in the Genocide ending, we don't see him actually die. Meaning even the Fallen Child can't kill him
And if someone with THAT much bad karma can't kill him, then he's almost unbeatable.
Plus Bill gets worse at fighting as he gets more and more angry, while Sans is pretty good at annoying people.
Making this victory a rather straight-forward one for Sans. Bill holds more power, but Sans is harder to actually kill.
Just be glad that Ultra Sans didn't appear. Bill would have gotten wrecked so badly.
The main reason for Sans's victory is that he is harder to hit, and holds enough power to injure Bill with just a few hits.
It also didn't help Bill that Karmic Retribution inflicts unblockable damage and weakened Bill significantly.
With it constantly 
weakening Bill, plus how hard it is to catch Sans, Sans was able to wait
 him out and then finish him with his own past sins.
Weirdmageddon is 
very powerful, but if Bill was hurt when he attempted it, it would scale
 down to his current energy level. Meaning the more hurt Bill gets, the 
less powerful it becomes.
So at the end, Bill's Weirdmageddon was almost useless in the long run against the karma-wielding skeleton.
Well I guess karma comes back to bite everyone.
Because Bill Cypher JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
The Winner Is:
Sans
==NEXT TIME==
The next battle on OMB...
IS...
     
SHADOW
VS
MEWTWO
THE BATTLE OF THE ULTIMATES!
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