Patrick Frump

Patrick Frump is the second episode of Pat Vs Pat.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: Hey Pat, wanna go to Mario's?
Patrick: Yeah. All this new life stuff is making me hungry.
===Mario's Pizza===
SpongeBob: What the hell?
Reporter #1: Frump is speaking! [shushes]
Patrick: [pointing to Frump] Look!
Frump: [speaking in front of microphone] This socialist scum of a mayor has brought these illegal immigrants to live on our money! They have it so easy! I started out with a small loan of a million Bikini Bottom dollars! And look at them, don't be fooled by their starving bodies! Deport them all! [roars with anger]
SpongeBob: [whispering to Patrick] Elections and candidates are so messed up these days. Yesterday people robbed a jewelery shop because of Fishary Flinton's "Equality Law" proposal
Patrick: Well, I should've ran. But why is he speaking in front of a pizza st-
Frump: [screaming] Confiscate this restraunt! It's run by liars!!!
Officer T.: [pleading with Frump] But...
Frump: [screaming hystericially] NOWWWWW!
SpongeBob: Jesus Christ.
Patrick: [yelling at Frump] Why you little piece of...The guy works on our $1 minimum wage which you don't care about and you took his last hope because he's only an immigrant owning a restraunt next to one of your insanely expensive apartments that no one within a thousand miles can afford!
Frump: [yelling at Patrick] Big Meaty Commie!
Patrick: What did you say, punk?!
Frump: BIG, MEATY, COMMIE!!
Patrick: I'm going to-
SpongeBob: [dragging Patrick] Hehe, lets go now...
Patrick: [being carried away] YOU WILL PAY!!!
===This Evening===
Sandy: What the hell Patrick? You could've been arrested!
Patrick: He's a madman!
Sandy: Just calm down!
Patrick: [walks away to garage and starts car engine] Humph!
Sandy: Wait! You lost your drivers license!
===Frump's Mansion===
Frump: Yo, I need to go poopy. Get those $1000 bills as toilet paper
Servant #1: Aye-aye [walks away]
Frump: Ahhh, lets play the moaning song! Da-da-da-dum-
[Patrick crushes through glass window]
Patrick: RAWRRRRRRR!!!
Frump: Ahhhh
Patrick: Hello, Frump [blindfolds him]
Frump: What are you gonna dooo?
Patrick: [shoving Frump into his car] Payback.
Frump: HELPPPPP!!! [car drives away from mansion]
Servant #1: [walks back into room to see the mess] Hello?
===Apartment Underground Garage===
Patrick: Lemme stuff you in real good [pushes Frump into backseat]
Frump: Uggghhhh
Patrick: Be gone!!! [walks away, but accidentally leaves cell phone]
Frump: [checks to see if Patrick gone, then picks up Patrick's cell phone] 911...
===Midnight===
Sandy: So, anyway where did you go?
Patrick: Um, just at that-
[Officer T kicks apartment door open]
Officer T: Freeze!
Patrick: Uh-oh...
Officer T: Uh-yes! You're under arrest for kidnapping a presidential candidate. Take him to the brig! [orders other officers to take Patrick to the police car]
Sandy: Oh Lord...
Patrick: [being carried away] Noooooooooo!!!
===The Next Morning===
Sandy: Want some tea?
SpongeBob: Yea...
SpongeBob: [drinking his tea] Sandy, where's Patrick
Sandy: Eh...[immediately goes back to sipping her tea]
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