クレイジーピッグ (Crazy Pig)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
最近どうかしちゃってる 	saikin douka shichatteru 	Lately, I’ve been mad as a hatter.
千鳥　足取り　フラダンス 	chidori ashidori furadansu 	I drunkenly stumble through a hula.
簡単な九九も出ないくらいにノータリン 	kantan na kuku mo denai kurai ni nootarin 	I’m such a dumbass, I can’t even recite basic times tables.
 	 	
寒い言葉を並べて 	samui kotoba o narabete 	Lining up frosty words,
知能の低さリンボーダンス 	chinou no hikusa rinboo dansu 	My intelligence does the limbo—how low can it go?
苦笑してる畜生　一蓮托生 	kushou shiteru chikushou ichirentakushou 	The beast smiles wryly. We’re in the same boat.
 	 	
ドレスコードのプライドばかりね 	doresu koodo no puraido bakari ne 	You’re just taking pride in the dress code
童貞のくせに格好付けて　ヤダ×2 	doutei no kuse ni kakkou tsukete yada yada 	And trying to look cool even though you can’t get laid. It’s not working!
 	 	
こっちを向くなよクレイジーピッグ 	kocchi o muku na yo kureijii piggu 	Don’t look this way, crazy pig!
汚い顔を晒さないで 	kitanai kao o sarasanaide 	Don’t you dare expose your filthy face.
道化のペテンに騙されて 	douke no peten ni damasarete 	Those self-absorbed fellows dance clumsily,
無様に踊る自己陶酔奴 	buzama ni odoru jikotousui do 	Completely taken in by a crooked clown.
 	 	
人間らしさの化粧化粧 	ningen rashisa no kewai keshou 	You think you can forget your social position
身の程知れない　得も言えない 	mi no hodo shirenai e mo ienai 	Just because you’re wearing human makeup? How ineffable.
劣等種族の悦楽にゃ 	rettou shuzoku no etsuraku nya 	You're a hanger-on to ethics
倫理の冷や飯がお似合いさ 	rinri no hiyameshi ga oniai sa 	Who suits the pleasure of an inferior species well.
 	 	
破れかぶれであべこべで 	yaburekabure de abekobe de 	Out of desperation, the skin on my face
恥を偲んでツラの皮 	haji o shinonde tsura no kawa 	Wallowed in my shame on the reverse side.
帳尻合わせて甘い蜜を吸い込んだ 	choujiri awasete amai mitsu o suikonda 	Then I balanced the accounts and sucked up the sweet nectar.
 	 	
カタルシスを溶かし込んだ 	katarushisu o tokashikonda 	I dissolved catharsis into our bourbon,
バーボンで乾杯をしよう 	baabon de kanpai o shiyou 	So let’s toast with it!
東風に染まる春を待ち焦がれてる 	toufuu ni somaru haru o machikogareteru 	I’m impatient for a spring tinged with the easterly wind.
 	 	
傍観者・批評家気取りでいるけど 	boukansha hihyouka kidori de iru kedo 	In spite of putting on the airs of an armchair critic,
大概、君も欠陥ばかりだよね？ 	taigai, kimi mo kekkan bakari da yo ne? 	Aren’t you generally just deficient too?
 	 	
こっちへ来るなよクレイジーピッグ 	kocchi e kuru na yo kureijii piggu 	Don’t come this way, crazy pig!
醜い息を荒立てるな 	minikui iki o aradateru na 	Don’t you dare make your ugly breathing harsher.
B級映画の戯言を並べ立てた様なポストばっか 	B kyuu eiga no tawagoto o narabetateta you na posuto bakka	You’re just a postbox that talks a lot of nonsense ripped from B-movies.
 	 	
レッテル美人のおままごと 	retteru bijin no omamagoto 	The woman with a sticker saying “lovely” on plays house.
乱欲溢るる数多のSign 	ran'yoku afururu amata no Sign 	The multitude of signs are overflowing with desire for rebellion.
ドッペルゲンゲルに殺されそうです 	dopperugengeru ni korosaresou desu 	I feel like I’m gonna be killed by my doppelgänger.
明日の自分は、もう…。 	ashita no jibun wa, mou…. 	Tomorrow, my self will be, by now...
 	 	
渡る世間は鬼ばかり 	wataru seken wa oni bakari 	There isn’t kindness to be found anywhere.
手枷　足枷　風まかせ 	tekase ashikase kaze makase 	With cuffs around my wrists and ankles, I surrender to the wind.
知らぬが仏　陰口など聞きたくないや 	shiranu ga hotoke kageguchi nado kikitakunai ya 	Ignorance is bliss, so I don’t wanna hear anything that smacks of backbiting.
心許せるどこで買える 	kokoro yuruseru aite doko de kaeru 	Where do I buy love from someone else that can forgive my heart?
 	 	
最後にゃデレると思ったか？ 	saigo nya dereru to omotta ka? 	You thought you could fawn all over me at the end?
二次元雑誌の読み過ぎね 	nijigen zasshi no yomisugi ne 	You’ve been reading too many manga mags, huh.
足りない頭蓋に幻想の綿あめ詰め込むTEENAGER 	tarinai zugai ni gensou no wataame tsumekomu TEENAGER 	A teenager packs the cotton candy of fantasy into the gaps in their skull.
 	 	
こっちを向くなよクレイジーピッグ 	kocchi o muku na yo kureijii piggu 	Don’t come this way, crazy pig!
竹馬で高見か？猿真似か？ 	chikuba de takami ka? sarumane ka? 	Is that your view from up on the stilts? Or are you monkey see, monkey doing?
劣等種族の聖歌隊よ 	rettou shuzoku no seikatai yo 	O choir of an inferior species,
せいぜい吠えろ井の中の蛙 	seizei hoero i no naka no kawazu 	You’re frogs in a well, so croak at the top of your lungs!
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