Tit

== General Info ==
Tit is an extemely stupid werewolf who resides at the Gay Bar in YannyTord's basement. He formerly was a goalie for the London Geoducks.
== Background ==
Tit was born into the richest family in the world but was disowned quickly due to being a werewolf. He was given up to the Russian Hockey Association and once he was old enough, he joined the NHL in the USA. After the Reddit takeover in 2010, Tit watched his entire team get killed and was moved once again to London to become the goaltender for the London Geoducks. He played until 2015, in which he won the Stanley cup and experienced the Deez Nuts Incident. The day after, the higher ups in the NHL told Tit that he would be put down in 24 hours. Tit, not exactly excited that he would be killed, escaped the NHL catacombs and ran free in the streets of London, where he spent several months living off the land and befriending the warrior cats. Every full moon whilst he was free roaming, he would transform and kill at the very least 3 civillians, most of the time more. He was well aware of his murders but had no ability to stop himself whilst he was a wolf. One day, whilst Strange was going to the local park with Domstiel, they spotted a very bloody and dirty Tit playing with the local stray cats. Strange, unaware of how bad of a state Tit was in, approached him and offered a home to his favorite NHL goaltender. Domstiel was originally going to veto this idea, but realized that Tit would be an extremely valuable resource for his newly opened gay bar, the Salty Spittoon. Tit accepted, I guess, and quickly became a well loved member of the Tordsworld house. He gained the trust of the other roommates, eventually becoming Strange's godfather.
After the horrors of act 4 he lives with his boyfriend/future husband Dick Tortellini and has 6 wolves he biologically gave birth to and 1 daughter named Hannah.
== Appearance ==
Tit is 8'3" tall and around 450 lbs. He is extremely muscular and hairy due to being a werewolf. He has sharp teeth, pointed ears, a large brown wolf tail, and several scars on his face, the most prominent ones are the 3 scratch marks on his right eye that leaves him half blind. He has short hair that is the same color as his tail, and a light beard. He is seen wearing his oversized London Geoducks jersey with the number 69, tight leather pants, and dress shoes pre-act 4. He is also constantly squinting because he can barely see and he's fucking stupid
== Hobbies and Interests ==
Tit is an extremely talented goaltender, which is surprising since he doesn't have depth perception, is half blind, and colorblind. But after leaving the NHL and when he's living with Dick, he likes to garden, listen to his daughter info-dump, and go hunting for small animals with his family
== Fun Facts ==
* He/him
* His voice claim is Evgeni Malkin
* He is not circumcised :(
* He has absolutely no idea what women are, he genuinely thinks they are just men with breast cancer
**The only time he ever understood what women were was on his deathbed right before he flatlined
**This also has a weird byproduct. Since Tit didn't understand what gender was until after his death, he only realized he was actually nonbinary after he joined wysi heaven as an angel. In the afterlife, she identifies as agender, and uses He/she pronouns interchangeably.
* A majority of his scars are from a goalie fight back in the NHL. He won the fight but killed the other goalie in the process
* His cousin is Sidney Crosby
* Tit is the oldest living werewolf in the world, due to most being killed either at birth or when their job has no use or them (Ex: NHL goalies are put down once they show signs of getting old)
* Very technically, Tit would not be allowed to play in the NHL if he was a real person, because of the Trushinski rule. This rule states that a player who is blind in one or both eyes is ineligible to play. Since Tit is blind in his right eye, he would not be allowed to play due to safety concerns.
* His Cock Is A Foot Long
**and his balls are the size of walnuts
* He has a praise kink.
* He pisses on the F5 square of The Toilet Grid
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