This is The Pits!

This is The Pits! is the first story of the seventh episode of Team Pahkitew: Digimon Adventure. Its sister story is The Underground Root Beer Bar.
== Summary ==
The gang is sent down into a cave city complex by a Digmon and, whilst separated, must navigate their way back to the surface. Along the way, Dracomon has a hard time trying to impress Dorumon, as Impmon is at his mischievous acts and Gumdramon is very jealous of Dorumon for being best friends with Dracomon, while Jasmine's fear causes Team Pahkitew to get lost.
== Plot ==
At Team Pahkitew headquarters, Jasmine wakes up on her bed and hops down onto the floor, using the couch as a landing. This startles Max and Topher, who happen to be sleeping on the couch, out of their sleep. Max confronts her, complaining that the noise she made cut short his "delightful" dream of being carried like an Egyptian king. Jasmine mockingly tells him his "servants" have stuck around, in reference to the ants crawling over Max's body. He is appalled by the infestation in his bed and orders Scarlett to remove them.
Max ends up using a magnifying glass as a "death ray" to burn the ants, but ends up setting his own bed on fire. She smiles smugly while Topher is put off by it all.
At the other side of the room, Sky dreams about a muscular Dave proposing to her to be his jungle queen. She wakes up, and finds that in reality, he is actually offering her some berries. Sugar had watched this happen and laughs at the two, teasing them about their relationship until Sky punches her in the stomach.
Soon after, the computer lights up, signaling Team Pahkitew that their Digimon friends are calling them. They head to the computer and turn on their Digivices, transporting themselves to the Digital World. Once inside, the team finds a Digimon preparing to go drilling and Jasmine tells the Digimon "Hi, guys!". The Digimon see their human partners and are happy to see them. Biyomon says "You're here, you’re here!" and hugs Beardo, who hugs her back. After he hugs Dracomon, Dave asks his partner Digimon why the Digimon called them and Dracomon says "We're going to go sightseeing in a cave complex, TODAY!".
== Quotes ==
Max: (thinks) Aha!
(Max grabs a bucket full of water, and pours it on the bed, putting out the fire. Scarlett's smile turns into a frown.)
Scarlett: (annoyed) Oh, come on. I was starting to enjoy this.
Ella: Now, Scarlett, don't you know that the bed catching on fire can possibly lead to our house catching on fire?
----(Sky is dreaming about a Muscular Dave.)
Dave: Sky, will you be my jungle queen?
Sky: (wakes up) What?
Dave: I said, want some berries? They're clean.
Sky: Oh, thank you, Dave. You're so nice.
Dave: No problem, Sky.
Sugar: (laughs, then mocks them by singing) Dave and Sky sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N--
(But before Sugar could finish, Sky punches her in the stomach.)
Dave: (sarcastically) Real mature, Sugar. Real mature.
Sugar: (weakly) Shut up!
Dave: (beat) ...You shut up.
(The computer starts to light up.)
Scarlett: Um, guys, the Digimons are calling us again.
(The gang then starts to head to the computer. They turn on their Digivices, teleporting them to the Digital World.)
----(Once inside, the team finds a Digimon preparing to go drilling.)
Jasmine: Hi guys!
Biyomon: You're here, you’re here! (hugs Beardo)
(All of the Digimon hugs their partners.)
Dave: (after he hugs Dracomon) So, why did you call us here?
Dracomon: Well, we're going to go sightseeing in a cave complex, TODAY!
(Biyomon and Guilmon grab Shoutmon by the ankles and tickle her soles. Shoutmon then starts to cry to produce a salty treat for Master Yu of the Wormmon colony. He then grants the Digimon access to Armadillomon Avenue by opening a tunnel.)
Dorulumon: All right! Thank you! Let's go, guys!
(Most of the Digimon get inside rather quickly, but Shoutmon is slowly walking because the tickling Biyomon and Guilmon gave her made her feel weak.)
Shoutmon: (exhaustedly) So...weak... (falls on her belly)
FanBeemon: You need help, Shoutmon?
(Shoutmon nods. FanBeemon carries Shoutmon into the tunnel and drops her on Dorulumon's back.)
Shoutmon: Thanks, FanBeemon. (turns to Biyomon and Guilmon) Remind me to unleash my wrath on you guys later!
(Biyomon and Guilmon gulp, being very scared.)
----Ella: Sugar! What are you doing?!
Sky and Jasmine: Sugar! No!
(Sugar grabs Shawn and tickles his belly, armpits and feet. Shawn then starts to cry and produces a cup of "sweet juice" for the Palmon. The team has gained access to the next floor.)
----(The Digimon try to ask the Armadillomon for help in getting them to the elevator, but they ignore the group and continue their usual activities.)
Impmon: (grumbles) They’re not hearing us out!
Shoutmon: (thinks) I know! Those Armadillomon will totally helps us out once they hear this!
(Shoutmon grabs her guitar and begins to sing Pop Goes the Weasel.)
Shoutmon: 🎵All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought twas all in fun. Pop Goes the Weasel! A penny for a spool of thread, a penny for a needle. That's the way the money goes...🎵
(The Armadillomon hear the song, and then become excited. So they take Shoutmon and the other Digimon to the elevator.)
Shoutmon and Armadillomon: 🎵Pop Goes the Weasel!🎵
(The Armadillomon applaud Shoutmon's song.)
Armadillomon: Bravo, Shoutmon, bravo!
Shoutmon: (chuckles) Works every time. The Armadillomon just adore Pop Goes the Weasel!
Armadillomon: You know we do!
----Shoutmon: (sniffs; notices there's a dirty sock in the elevator) Yuck! What's this ugly smelling sock doing in here?
FanBeemon: Must have been some Ninjamon.
(The elevator arrives at Crystal Grove, but the door is jammed.)
Dracomon: Blast! The door is jammed!
Biyomon: We're stuck!
Guilmon: Now we'll never get out of here!
Shoutmon: (smiles smugly) Oh, really? Well, I guess you won't mind if I... (grabs the sock and rubs it in front of Guilmon and Biyomon) ...stick this ugly sock in your face!
Guilmon and Biyomon: Aah! Get it away! Get it away from us!
Shoutmon: What's the matter? Can't handle smelly socks? (laughs)
Guilmon and Biyomon: Help!
(Guilmon and Biyomon try to pull the jammed elevator door open by force, but struggles to do so until they finally manage to get the elevator door unstuck, freeing everyone. Guilmon and Biyomon start to cough and wheeze.)
Guilmon: (to Shoutmon; still coughing and wheezing) What was that all about?
Shoutmon: (to Biyomon and Guilmon; angry) That was for tickling my soles and feet, you jerks!