EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Nate VS Johnny

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
SEASON 3!
NATE VS JOHNNY!
BEGIN!
==Nate's First Turn==
"So it's the screwball bastard up against me"?
"Bitch, I'll cut you down like I'm Washington cutting down a cherry tree".
"I'm the first villain of HD, no one likes me". "Except for Mikasa'.
"So rest assured, I will kick your assa". (Yeah, I think Nate just grew an accent)
"I can grab and lift an entire street off the ground".
"And after I punch in your number, I'll end you with a #".
==Johnny's First Turn==
"You made the mistake of rapping against me, bitch".
"So it's your penalty when I throw your dumbass in a ditch".
"I have enough stamina to fight from night untill morning".
"And after this battle's over, Mikasa will be in mourning".
"So tell me Nate, I don't like losing". "How about you"?
"Oh wait". "I forgot Nick already schooled you".
==Nate's Second Turn==
"HA"! "You're all bark and no bite".
"Your measly ash is nothing to my rapping might".
"So it's your time to face me in battle". "But you'll lose".
"And to make matters worse, just looks at your shoes".
"I've never seen anything that fucked up before".
"Except for your mom's pussy". "Because she's a whore".
==Johnny's Second Turn==
"You don't know my mom and now I'll be sure to put your ass on tow".
"Why does no one like you"? "Simple, because you blow".
"You're the anti-hero of HD, but you still suck".
"Nick and his friends don't give 2 fucks".
"So of all the assholes in the world, you got stuck in a battle with me".
"And so begins the end of your entire legacy".
==Nate's Third Turn==
"Bitch please, my legacy will never die".
"You must have taken the rocky road, because I'm on the high".
"My electrokinesis far outclasses your puny ash".
"And if you step up again, I will personally kick your ass".
"I'll run through your ass like you're made of butter".
"And then I'll kick your head into the gutter".
==Johnny's Third Turn==
"It has been a rocky road on the path to kicking your ass".
"But now we're at the end, the rocky road is in the past".
"And my ash will always destroy your puny electrokinesis".
"Look at what happened to Mikasa". "She couldn't be saved, even by Jesus".
"You run through me"? "I'll put more steam in you than a barista".
"And then I'll put on my shades and walk away". 
<puts on shades and turns to leave>
"Hasta la Vista".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights