Avoiding Chicken Soup Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
Chicken soup is not always good for your soul.
==Script==
: [No one likes you]
Clerk is standing with guitar when Dia walks in with a CD
: Clerk
: Sings and strums guitar
: Chicken soup is good for your soul, at least that's what they say, unless you get a bone. Now it's stuck in your throat, and you've got no place to go, so now you are slowly, slowly dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dying, dead. [Soon to be a top 40 hit]
: Clerk
: Spoken, with red eyes
: You are now dead. [We're all a little dead]
: Dia
: Ahh!
drops CD and runs out of the store.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website