Rock Eating Made Easy

<Center>Rock Eating Made EasyWritten by Written for Spin-Off Kings</Center>
[Begins with a shot of a stage, 2 guys are on the stage]
Steve: Hello and welcome to Rock Eating Made Easy! I’m your co-host, Steve Fishkowski.
Ted: And i’m your other host, Ted MacFarlane!
Steve: So today, we’ve discovered how to divour the rare igneous rock!
Ted: Here with us we have Johnny Knoxville from ‘Jackass’
Johnny: Hi i’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass.
Steve: No we’re not doing stunts today.
Johnny: Oh, then what are we doing?
Steve: You’re gonna show the audience how to eat the rare igneous rock!
Johnny: Oh yeah! First, you gotta find the best looking rock, make sure it has the Yumbnai, which is the top, and most delicious part of the rock, and the Tambneo, which is the bottom of the rock, basically the part where it was connected to roots in the ground.
[Shows a close-up of Igneous Rock, Johnny’s hand is holding it]
Johnny: As you can see, i’m holding this rock top-side, first, we’re gonna bite down-
[As he bites, we cut to the ambulance driving away with Ted and Steve just standing there]
Ted: So I guess you can’t eat the rare Igneous Rock.
Steve: Well I guess our censors cut the show short today, tune in next week when Golfpecks attempts to show us to eat a salty boulder!
Ted: Until next time, i’m Ted
Steve: And i’m Steve
Both: Good night folks!
[Show ends]
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