Ghost Riders Lost in the Middle of Nowhere

Ghost Riders Lost in the Middle of Nowhere is the devut studio album by American band Canterbury Park, released in 2000 by Mushroom Records. 
== Track listing ==
All songs written by Michael Price, except where noted. Tracks 13-64 are 5 seconds of silence, making "Alone in the Room" the final track.
# "Handbook of How to Get Rid from a Arrogant, Selfish Minx and Send Her to the Moon (or simply, Dancing with the Moon)" (Doug Lawrence) - 2:39
# "The Propability of Unknowing Goes from 0 to 100" - 3:44
# "My Heart is a Toilet" (Danny Fisher) - 2:51
# "Ghost Riders in the Sky" - 4:09
# "Failed Attempts to Make Amends with a Hard Girl" - 4:28
# "Iron Maiden Never Made a Song with This Subject Matter" - 5:01
# "My Poor Soul" (co-written by Fisher) = 3:08
# "The World Isn't Ready" - 6:25
# "Cow with Horns" (Fisher) - 2:59
# "Nite Court" (co-written by Fisher) - 4:03
# "Uncreativity Flies Away from Me" (Lawrence) - 3:19
# "For Those Y'all Who Complain About Songs Where the Title Doesn't Make It for Lyrics" (co-written by Fisher, Lawrence and Mark Gordon) - 6:07
# "Little Song About Friendship Falling Apart" - 2:15
# "Alone in the Room" - 2:55
== Personnel ==
;Canterbury Park
* Danny Fisher - lead vocals, rhythm guitar
* Doug Lawrence - lead guitar, E-Bow and slide tube, programming
* Michael Price - bass, background vocals
* Mark Gordon - drums, background vocals
;Production
* Kevin Shirley - engineering
* Bob Clearmountain - mixing