EB

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with EB walking into the nomination ceremony)
EB: Hey guys!
Granite: Oh hell.
EB: That’s what I’m about to give you!
Steve: No! You’re done now!
EB: Oh my boy I’m just getting started.
(A dark shadow casts over the room)
Granite: What have you done?!
Monty: YOU MONSTER! I CAN’T SEE!
EB: Uh guys I’m not doing this.
Steve: What?
Voice: EB!
EB: What? Who’s there?
Voice: I am the Equalizer.
EB: that’s a stupid name
Equalizer: SILENCE!
(EB’s lips get sealed shut)
Equalizer: EB, your recent actions upset the balance between good and evil. Now, you must sit before the high council and pay for your crimes! 
EB: *breaks seal* NOOOOO!
(Equalizer snaps and EB is gone)
Hoopla: Granite does that mean that the big scary cosmic being wins?
Granite: Uhhhhhhh
Equalizer: SILENCE NAIVE! Have a nice day everyone!
Granite: Uhhhhhhhh
Steve: Technically SpongeBob started EB’s defeat so he gets the win here!
Hoopla: Well that was anticlimactic as hell. I mean you have an arc pan out for five episodes and end it like that? Sounds like lazy writing to me-
Granite: Shut up Hoopla!
Hoopla: HOOPLA! I mean I’m just saying at least have the Equalizer come back in the finale or something and end this right!
Granite: Okay SpongeBob please nominate two people!
SpongeBob: Uhhhh Hoopla and Sully.
Sully: Wait why me?
SpongeBob: I dunno just needed a name.
Sully: Rude!
Hoopla: Rude!
Granite: Well uh go vote guys!
(In a place beyond time and space)
The Judge: EB, welcome to the Courtroom.
EB: What is this place?
The Judge: Well it’s whatever you imagine it to be. Well what your mind can handle. The Equalizer didn’t bring you in because you “upset the balance” or anything. He actually wanted to hire you?
EB: Hire me? For what?
The Judge: If I tell you, you have to be willing to give up your old life and lose your humanity. 
EB: I have no humanity.
The Judge: Yes you do. You just never show it. Are you willing to give up what’s left to join us?
EB: ...yes.
(An unfathomably bright light shines over the Courtroom)
EB: woah
(Episode ends with the light fading into darkness again)
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