Nether Maniacs!

Nether Maniacs is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season 2.
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - After their burger gig gets less and less popular, Lifty and Shifty are forced to go back to their money hunting ways though after messing with the wrong people, the two find refuge in a nether portal where they enter the dimension and meet the Piglins and how much gold they have, giving them a greedy idea.
(The short starts off at Lifty and Shifty's house in the morning, the two slowly wake up from their sleep)
Lifty: "yawn" Morning Brother!
Shifty: Mornin. Ya slept well?
Lifty: Slept like a baby. You?
Shifty: Damn skippy.
(The two get up from their beds)
Shifty: Hey Lift, you know what day it is right?
Lifty: Pah, of course I know what today is it's saturday!
Shifty: Correct! You know what that means!
Lifty: Oh I know what that means alright!
Lifty and Shifty: LUNCH RUSH!
(The two rush outdoors with cooking supplies and set up their Racoon Burgers stand)
Lifty: Alright, Lunch Rush should begin in about 10 seconds.
(Shifty nods and checks his watch)
Shifty: 5.. 4... 3... 2....
(Suddenly the Racoon Burgers stand is flooded with customers surounding it)
Shifty: Wow would you look at all the customers wanting our brunch!
Lifty: Not surprising really. We've been getting this every day for the past 420 days.
Shifty: Alright everyone! Who's Hungry!?
(Everybody cheers)
Shifty: Alrighty then, Lifty start cookin!
Lifty: Got it brother!
(Lifty gets to grilling up burgers as Shifty starts selling them to many hungry customers who throw fat stacks of cash in return)
Shifty: HAHAH! I FEEL SO ALIVE!
Lifty: Same here brother! WE ARE GONNA BE RICH FOREVER!
(A few hours later and they continue to give burgers to still a bunch of customers)
Shifty: Here you go my good sir! Enjoy your food!
Endless: Thanks you too!
Shifty: What?
Endless: What?
Shifty: Just get out of here.
(Endless leaves 45 cents and leaves)
Shifty: How are those burgers coming along Lifty? We still got a crap ton of customers.
Lifty: Oh uh it seams I don't have anymore on the grill.
Shifty: What? Than go to the freezer and collect more patties!
Lifty: Got it!
(Lifty walks back to their house to get some more patties)
Shifty: Sorry about the wait, we gotta restock real quick.
Tari: Oh it's fine, take your time.
(Lifty is seen walking back to his house humming while he heads into the basement and opens up the freezer to see there's no patties left)
Lifty: .... Aw crab apples....
(Back at the Racoon Burgers stand, Shifty is seen waiting when Lifty comes back)
Lifty: Hey uh, bro?
Shifty: Well about time Lifty. Get started on cooking those patties- wait where the hell are the patties?
Lifty: Uh well funny story, I went to the safe where we kept all the patties right and uh... well.. funny story-
Shifty: Spit it out we don't have all day!
Lifty: We ran out of patties.
Shifty: ... What? What do you mean ran out of patties!?
Lifty: The freezer was empty, there was none! Nada! Null!
Shifty: Did you check all the boxes?
Lifty: Yeah, nothing in them.
Shifty: D-do we even have any extra hidden storage areas where we kept anything?
Lifty: Dude, I checked the entire house! There's jackshit!
Shifty: How can we run out of supplies! We still have a crap ton of customers!
Fatass: Hey! Where's our burgers we're starving!
Shifty: Heheh um... Can I have everyone's attention. So apparently due to the large lunch rush, we uh sold out of racoon patties.
(Everyone groans in annoyance)
Garfield: You serious my guy?
Polygram: Well I guess we're gonna have to get food somewhere else.
Cartman: YEAH LIKE CARTMAN BURGERS!
Kyle: SHUT UP FATASS!
(Everyone starts leaving)
Shifty: Wait! W-we may not have any burgers left, but we still have fries. People like fries! What about a soda! Buy one soda get one free! Come on guys! ... guys?
Lifty: They all already left.
Shifty: "Sigh" Well that's just great. Come on Lifty, lets just go home so we can prepare for next lunch rush.
Lifty: Okey dokey.
Shifty: Let's go.
(The two head back home)
Shifty: Alright, so today was pretty dissapointing, but I suppose we can use this as a notice to make sure stock is much bigger for next time.
Lifty: Got it!
Shifty: Alright, first things first I suppose we should go get the secret ingredient. Go get it from the vault.
Lifty: Alrighty!
(Lifty heads over to a painting of a weird totem and lifts it revealling a vault. He types in a number code and it opens revealling nothing)
Lifty: ...
Shifty: Well, where is it.
Lifty: Um, Shifty did you move the ingredient anywhere?
Shifty: No, I left it in the vault. Why what is going on?
Lifty: The Ingredient isn't in there!
Shifty: What!? Let me see!
(Shifty pushes Lifty aside to see what he said was true)
== Trivia ==
* This short was named after one of Jesse and friends determinant team names from Minecraft Story Mode Season 1.
Category:CuldeeFell Shortz!