Transcript:Horrid Henry's Sleepover

[Peter builds a tower out of coloured blocks, then Henry rushes in and knocks it over]
Perfect Peter: Oh, Henry!
Horrid Henry: Huh? Mum! Mum! Can I go to a sleepover?
Mum: A sleepover? Well, who are you going to go have a sleepover with? Everyone's already had you over - once.
[Horrid Henry and Greedy Graham run from the bathroom, which is flooded with bubbles]
Horrid Henry: Yeah!
Greedy Graham: YOWEEEEE!
[Horrid Henry and Beefy Bert are bouncing on Bert's bed]
Horrid Henry: Wahoo!
[There's a rumbling and a crack appears in the floor]
Horrid Henry: Huh?
Beefy Bert: Huh?
[the bed falls through the floor with Bert and Henry on it]
[Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph are spray-painting a wall in Ralph's house]
Horrid Henry: Wow! Yeah! YOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Henry paints the screen black and the title card shows]
Mum: Sleepover? Henry, are you sure? Who would invite you to a sleepover?
Horrid Henry: Nick. He's new.
Mum: But I thought you didn't like Nick?
Horrid Henry: Well, he is a bit weird.
[start flashback: Henry, Ralph, Gurinder, Brian, Margaret, Soraya, and Nick are in choir practice with Miss Battle-Axe as the conductor] 
Children: When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing!
New Nick: [operatic] Oh, wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king? [the other children look horrified] Cool!
Horrid Henry: Eugh!
[end flashback]
Horrid Henry: Oh, can I go? Can I? Can I, please?
Mum: Well, alright then.
Horrid Henry: Yes!
Mum: But, don't be horrid, Henry.
Horrid Henry: No, Mum, I won't... I'll be really, really horrid! Nick's parents let him get away with anything.
[Henry imagines Nick and himself on the sofa watching a horror film on TV. They are sharing popcorn]
TV: Make sure the kiddies are all in bed, because it's horror gore midnight movie time!
Horrid Henry: This is gonna be great!
[The scene changes to the car. Dad is taking Henry to Nick's house]
Dad: Now, Henry, I want you on your best behaviour. I don't want any midnight calls like the last time. Or the time before that.
[Dad remembers Henry's sleepover at Rude Ralph's house. Ralph's Mum is on the phone to Dad. Next to her is Ralph with one side of his head shaved]
Ralph's Mum: Come and pick up your son!
[Dad remembers Henry's sleepover at Moody Margaret's house. Margaret's Mum is trying to brush something (probably fleas) out of Margaret's hair while on the phone to Dad]
Margaret's Mum: Come and pick up your son!
[Dad remembers Henry's sleepover at Beefy Bert's house. Bert has a Mohican hairstyle and his aunt is on the phone to Dad]
Bert's Aunt: Come and pick up your son!
Mothers: Come and pick up your son!
Dad: And the time before that, and the time before that, and the time...
Horrid Henry: Okay, Dad, I get the picture!
[they arrive at Nick's house]
Dad: Best behaviour now, I mean it. I don't want Nick's parents phoning me to come and get you.
[Henry rings the doorbell] 
Nick's Mum: Coming! [opens the door] Buongiorno!
Horrid Henry: [taken aback] Um, I'm Henry.
Nick's Mum: # Welcome, Henry, welcome Henry, welcome! #
Horrid Henry: Uh, does Nick live here?
Nick's Mum: # Where else? #
[Nick's Dad arrives, with their two rottweilers. The dogs growl at Henry]
Nick's Dad: Down boys, down! Don't mind our babies.
Nick's Mum: # Nicky, your little friend is here! #
Nick's Dad: And don't mind mother. She's just warming up for the monthly opera karaoke.
[Nick appears]
New Nick: Hi, Henry. Ignore them. They think they're really 'cool'.
Nick's Mum & Dad: # Cool! #
Horrid Henry: Your parents are really... umm, loud.
New Nick: Yeah. They call it expressing yourself.
[Henry and Nick are walking down the hall]
Horrid Henry: So, what time is bedtime?
New Nick: Any time I like. I make my own rules. Cool, isn't it?
Horrid Henry: [envious] Cor! You're really lucky.
New Nick: Yeah. Except breaking your own rules isn't that much fun. [Lisping Lily appears] Meet my kid sister, Lily.
Lisping Lily: I love you, Henwy.
Horrid Henry: [horrified] Ah, yuck!
New Nick: You're my first sleepover. So um, what do we do now?
Horrid Henry: Let's raid the kitchen!
New Nick: [hesitant] Oh. That sounds good.
[Horrid Henry opens the door to the kitchen and goes in, but stops when he sees the mess]
New Nick: Um, where do we start?
Horrid Henry: Where does your mum hide the biscuits?
New Nick: Here. Catch! [throws a biscuit to Henry]
Horrid Henry: [catches the biscuit] Um, thanks. This isn't exactly like a real raid.
New Nick: Oh. Erm, you want me to hide them?
[The dog growls and snatches the biscuit from Henry]
New Nick: Rigoletto! Give that back! Sorry about that, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Uh, maybe later.
Nick's Mum, Nick's Dad and Rigoletto together: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Horrid Henry: Maybe we should try something else?
Lisping Lily: Ah, Henwy! My dolly wants to give you a big kiss.
[Lily sprays Henry with water from the doll's mouth] 
Horrid Henry: Oww!
New Nick: Off you go, Lily.
Horrid Henry: Eugh, she's disgusting.
New Nick: Yeah. Cool isn't it?
Horrid Henry: [Henry jumps on Nick's bed and starts bouncing] Wa-hoo!
New Nick: Uh, Henry I'd be-
Horrid Henry: Wa-haa! Woo-hoo!
[The bed collapses] 
New Nick: Careful. Bed's broken.
Horrid Henry: Already? We could have a pillow fight.
New Nick: The dogs chewed them.
Horrid Henry: Where are all your toys?
New Nick: Dogs chewed them.
Horrid Henry: Cars?
New Nick: Dogs.
Horrid Henry: Comics?
New Nick: Dogs. Did you bring any toys with you?
Horrid Henry: Uh, no. I... forgot. Maybe we could watch Rapper Zapper?
[The scene shows Henry and Nick trying to watch TV over the noise of the opera karaoke singing in the background]
TV: Take that, you hideous, hateful, horrendous, hostile humanoid!
New Nick: What was that?
Horrid Henry: Rapper Zapper said the aliens must die, I think.
New Nick: Aliens? What aliens? There aren't any aliens in this episode.
Horrid Henry: [singing stops] Oh, at last!
Nick's Mum: [enters the room holding two tiaras] Oh, Nicky! We're short of voices for this final opera! Could you and your little friend help us please?! You can be the singing fairies! [she puts one tiara on Nick's head and the other on Henry's]
New Nick: But Mum, I was a singing fairy last time!
Horrid Henry: [had enough] Sorry, but it's way past my bedtime. Goodnight! [runs out of the room and into the hall, but runs into a small table, causing a flower pot to fall on his head, splashing him] Grrr!
[singing continues]
Lisping Lily: Henwy, I love you! I love you!
[Henry runs into Nick's bedroom and shuts the door behind him. He takes off his tiara and throws it across the room]
Horrid Henry: [there's a knock at the door] Ah! Who is it?!
New Nick: It's just me, Henry. Open the door. What's the matter? Are you scared?
Horrid Henry: No, I'm not scared of anything. Um, [yawns] it's way past my bedtime and you know, you said you could make our own rules.
New Nick: Yeah, right.
Horrid Henry: Hey, do you have a sprinkler?
New Nick: Yeah.
Horrid Henry: And a hose?
New Nick: Yeah, but...
Horrid Henry: Dogs?
New Nick: Dogs.
Horrid Henry: [defeated] Let's just go to bed.
[the singing still continues]
Horrid Henry: [wakes up] Don't they ever stop?
New Nick: [turns the radio on] Sometimes the radio helps me get to sleep.
Horrid Henry: Yeah, that'll really help. [one of Nick's socks falls off his bed onto Henry's face] Yuck!
[Cat outside meow, Rigoletto howls and the radio plays a tune]
Horrid Henry: Now I need a wee. [Henry goes out into the hall]
Horrid Henry: You can do this.
[Start of Henry's nightmare. Nick's dogs appear and begin chasing Henry down the hallway, which seems to get longer the further Henry runs. The dogs bark]
Scary voice: Henry run, Henry run, Henry run run run! Henry run, Henry run, Henry run run run! Henry run, Henry run, Henry run run run, Henry run, Henry run, Henry run!
[A door opens and Lisping Lily comes out with her doll]
Lisping Lily: Henwy, Henwy, I love you! I love you!
[Another door opens and Nick's Mum comes out, dressed in her opera costume, knocking Henry to the ground]
Nick's Mum: Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[The door opposite opens and Nick's Dad comes out, dressed like Dracula, complete with vampire fangs. He's holding a biscuit with a bite out of it, dripping with dog saliva]
Nick's Dad: Come on, Henry, take a BIG bite!
[Henry's nightmare ends. He spots a phone at the other end of the hallway. In Henry's house, the phone in Mum and Dad's bedroom rings]
Mum: Oh, one o'clock. That's a new record.
Dad: [answers the phone] I'm sorry about Henry.
Horrid Henry: Dad, it's me!
Dad: Henry?
Horrid Henry: Dad, come and get me! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!
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