The One Where June Knows

musical guest - Sleigh Bells
guest stars - Anna Faris (Brenda), Rose Byrne (Sheena) Melissa McCarthy (Diana) and Octavia Spencer (Rhoda)
== Quotes ==
Henry: What are you doing with your hands?
June: Please be silent. I need to focus. I've only got four hours before the test starts. Oh, pull off here. I have to get a drink. 
Henry: We're not even out of the suburbs yet. 
June: Are you crazy? The last three kids to get a perfect score on their P-PSATs drank a caramel macchiato from the Starbucks in this neighborhood. 
Henry: Fine. But after this, I am dropping you downtown, parking the van, and getting after that life, ya heard? (Thud, Tires screech) Please tell me you know how to change a tire. 
June: Why would you leave the keys to the car in the car? 
Henry: They're the car's keys. I'm not carrying this around. 
June: Oh, my God. I'm gonna miss my test because my friend's an idiot. 
Henry: Let's just knock on someone's door, call AAA, and get back on the road. 
That house looks cool. Did you even look at any of the other houses? (Cellphone ringing) 
No answer. They're in trouble or, more likely, already dead. I have to go downtown.
Henry: The kick is good! Grootzey scores.
June: Henroid, quit goofin' around.
Henry: Hey, hate the silly, not the goose.
June: Hi, my friend's basically a monkey, and he locked his keys in the car, so, can we use your phone and maybe a banana? 
Henry: I'm sorry about this little baby. I'm babysitting her because she's a cute, but silly little baby. But I will take that banana. 
Sheena: Oh, that's hysterical. Come on in. I am Sheena, and this is the perfume selling room
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come...Primo, Inside Out Boy....and when we return, more Live From The Hive. Right here on “KaBlam!”
June: Thanks, girls. I'll hit you up when I need refills. Phew! Good thing we broke down here in the suburbs, and we enjoyed some live from the hive. 
Henry: That won't even go downtown. Mmm. This banana is tasty, but I can hear their mother 
June: now, what are they talking about?
Cynthia's mum: Cynthia and Riley, have you gave some serious thoughts to what you'll do, I assume you've given up on all this cohosting nonsense, yes?
Cynthia: mother, I…
Riley: i didn’t do anything too
Cynthia's mum: since your father passed away last year, I’ve done all i can to protect our business by myself
Cynthia: I know things that could be difficult 
Riley: yeah, me too
Cynthia's mum: I supposed you two will start helping out the management 
Cynthia: but, do you have any idea that how many hotels have been popping
Riley: we're losing them
Cynthia's mum: I think you two need some time, go back to your rooms
Cynthia: this is the hotels main entrance
Riley: oh no, it’s our mother
Cynthia's mum: what are you two doing, you can’t fool me, and you are the two hosts who hosted four seasons and a musician girl who's a now a cohost, aren’t you? I have had enough of your dressing up games!
Cynthia: but, it wasn’t their fault, they done nothing wrong!
Riley: we have a job since we are hosts, please!
Cynthia's mum: absolutely not, return to your rooms, RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Sheena: Where you gotta go?
Diana: Out there's nothin' but all the troubles
Rhoda: Stay and have soda
Brenda: Watch those pretty bubbles
Sheena: Why all the fuss?
Diana: You're acting dumb
Rhoda: Just hang with us beauty sellers
Brenda: You want a plum?
all 4 together: Don't join those other guys
'Cuz they don't know squat
So c'mon, girl, get wise
Sheena: How 'bout a kumquat?
Riley: Perhaps I'd take the cherry,
But first, answer this query:
Cynthia: Why must we fight every day, every night?
June: Wait a minute, it isn't right!
Sheena: Ahem! We're us and they're them and we'll never be pals
All: We're us and they're them with those guys and those gals
We're us and they're them
We wear jeans, they wear leather
We're us and they're them so why hang together?
We're us and they're them they're wrong and we're right
We're us and they're them and that's why we must fight!
June: But not tonight
It's tearing me apart
I've got to listen to my heart
And right now, I'm gonna start
Goodbye!
I now depart to take my P-PSATS!
Audience member (Lance): Ladies and gentlemen, Sleigh Bells!
Sleigh Bells: I know it's hard but
You've gotta deal with it
Why don't you look around
Show me what you're made of
Don't turn around
Go get your gun ready
Everyday there's a way to do it just right
Don't wanna take it and just say it as I saw
You'd never know, just where you gotta go
Don't wanna take it and just say it as I saw
You'd never know, just where you gotta go
Don't run away 'cause that's the deal with it
You gotta turn around, never let your guard down
I'll see you but I know it's gonna save you baby
You always run around breaking all the rules with it
I know you tried so hard, but you can't even win
You gotta try a little harder, you're the comeback kid
I know you tried so hard, but you can't even win
You gotta try a little harder, you're the comeback kid
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
I know it's hard but
You've gotta deal with it
Why don't you look around
Show me what you're made of
Don't turn around
Go get your gun ready
Everyday there's a way to do it just right
I wanna take it and just say it as I saw
You never know, just where you gotta go
I wanna take it and just say it as I saw
You never know, just where you gotta go
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
I know you tried so hard, but you can't even win
You gotta try a little harder, you're the comeback kid
I know you tried so hard, but you can't even win
You gotta try a little harder, you're the comeback kid
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
You're gone away but, you'll come back some day
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