July 16, 2024/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz episode, July 16, 2024.
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==Story==
===Opening Segment===
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Show Announcer: July 16, 2024. Hosting live from their home in Long Beach, California. This is Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
JULY 16, 2024
Opening Segment Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of Memes of Truth, kicking things off with an opening segment, Zachary and Meredith Bortz.
OPENING
SEGMENT
[Transition to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Gather close, everyone, this is Zachary and Meredith Bortz. Recently, we got the news that on Friday, Alec Baldwin's involuntary manslaughter case relating to the Rust shooting incident was dismissed with prejudice over a Brady violation due to prosecutors of New Mexico hiding evidence from his defense team. Surprise bullets were brought into the court instead of the bullet that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and injured director Joel Souza. We were surprised to hear about this after we finished filming Friday's movie because Baldwin's life was about to change if he was convicted. But, the charges were dismissed and he can't charged with involuntary manslaughter a third time. However, he still faces civil lawsuits relating to the incident, but as least he's no longer under criminal prosecution. That's good at least.
Meredith: I know, right? Baldwin even thanked his family, friends and fans for all the support during this difficult time. Now as for the convicted armor, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, she might be released from prison after being sentenced in April. She's appealing her conviction right now, so we'll have to wait and see what happens.
Zachary: Now, what was the main issue relating to this incident? Well, gun safety on film sets, that's what it is. It was said that Gutierrez-Reed was responsible for handling the weapons on-set. Baldwin was the one who fired that pistol so responsibility was put on him too. Assistant director David Halls pleaded no contest to negligent use of a deadly weapon and sentenced to six months of probation. Gutierrez-Reed, on the other hand, was convicted of involuntary manslaughter but acquitted of tampering with evidence. 18 months in prison was the maximum sentence in New Mexico for involuntary manslaughter. She's been in prison for three months now, but again, she might be released.
Meredith: Now, for the prosecutors and Matthew Hutchins, Halyna's widower and their son, prosecutors tried everything they could to bring justice to Halyna and her family while Matthew hopes that Baldwin can still be held accountable for Halyna's death. But for the record, her death was accidental. Baldwin said multiple times that he didn't pull the trigger. Like, this incident wasn't on purpose unlike the Oxford High School shooting, which happened one month later. Speaking of which, we'll talk about that in the main segment. But as for the Rust shooting incident, which happened on October 21, 2021, that was our topic for today's opening segment. Their part of 2021-24: The Years of Involuntary Manslaughter ended on Friday with Baldwin's case being dismissed. Now, onto what we're going to be doing for today's episode. Today on Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz, aside from talking about 2021-24: The Years of Involuntary Manslaughter, we'll be discussing Bear-a-Stiff Glee Dan's future home in Arlington, Virginia and I will hump three pillows for two minutes and thirty-five seconds after seeing a video of a woman doing the same thing on xHamster. By the way, I'm wearing the black workout tang top with a magenta sports bra under it and black shorts, kinda like the same outfit Glee Dan whore in her recent TikTok from last week. It'll make it much easier for me to undress before pillow humping. But that's obviously for "Fetish Fest" when we get to it.
Zachary: Also, Factory Beat has given us an update on the order of the Dave & Buster's locations in Pittsburgh he'll be doing when he's up there. We'll save that for "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven" when we get to that too. But first, there's something else about Glee Dan we need to mention so, let's get into it.
===What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?===
What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To? Announcer: What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?
WHAT ARE BEAT
AND GLEE DAN
UP TO?
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: A quick note regarding this segment before we talk about Glee Dan. Even though this segment is titled "What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?", sometimes we may not talk about both Beat and Glee Dan but rather one of them. Why is that you might ask? Well, in today's episode, Beat's side of the story is Dave & Buster's-related so that's why were saving that for the next segment, "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven". But Glee Dan's side of the story, on the other hand, we will talk about today during this segment. Speaking of which, let's get into it. So on Facebook, Beat saw something Glee Dan was tagged on and I wrote it down on a piece of paper as it was a Google Form she had to fill out. This post was posted Friday at 12:48AM by a group Glee Dan is a new member of, Arlington - Housing, Apartments, Rooms and Sublets. By the way, looking at the other members of this group, her aunt is also part of it. Makes sense cause she also lives in Virginia. Anyway, I have the post's description above the form's link and the members' names and what they'll do when they fill in and submit the form written on this paper. I'll read you the description first. Here it is. (clears throat then reads the paper) "Dear new members, a big warm welcome to the Arlington - Housing, Roommates, Tenants, Apartments, Sublets group." Smile emoji. "To quickly find tenants, roommates, rental apartments, subleases, landlords, property managers, real estate brokers and agents, please fill and submit the form below to get yourself automatically matched to your requirements. Thank you." Smile emoji. Now I'll read the sentence above the home lodgers support email and a link to Facebook Housing Communities and below the form title, Find Tenants, Roommates, Subleases and Apartments. Here it is. (clears throat and reads the paper) "Hello everyone. Once you fill and submit this form, we'll email you and provide access to a Google Sheet that will be updated daily with the details of the prospective tenants, roommates, landlords and apartments within 24 working hours of form submission. You can easily contact each one of them. Thank you." And that's it. So, you might be wondering "isn't Glee Dan already at Deloitte?" That, we thought too. But it turns out, Glee Dan has to find a home in Arlington, Virginia in order to start her job there, so she's probably in New Jersey until that time comes.
Zachary: Sounds about right. We kinda went ahead, didn't we?
Meredith: We kinda did. But now we know what Glee Dan has to do to start the next chapter of her life. Maybe she'll do a tour of her apartment on TikTok, but we'll just have to wait and see what she posts. But for now, let's move on to Beat's side of the story.
===Leg Talk Silhouette Seven===
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
LEG TALK
Silhouette Seven
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Today on "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven", what is Beat's Pittsburgh order? He'll be having lunch at the North Hills location after visiting the Chuck E. Cheese in Pittsburgh on July 29, then he'll be going to the Homestead location the next day. And that's about it for Beat's plan for Pittsburgh. Leg Talk Silhouette Seven.
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk!
LEG TALK!
===Cool Chuck 95000===
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COOL CHUCK
95000
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: Today on "Cool Chuck 95000", the ZGL Theatre in Durham, North Carolina closed on Sunday and the Zachary & Meredith Bortz's location replacing it will reference the Chuck E. Cheese in that city.
Zachary: It will open on February 8, 2025 alongside 13 other locations, those being Bel Air, Maryland, Bellevue, Washington, Cherry Hill, New Jersey, Knoxville, Tennessee, Irving, Texas, Old Saybrook, Connecticut, Olyphant, Pennsylvania, Oneida, Wisconsin, Reno, Nevada, Sandy, Utah, Staten Island, New York, Toledo, Ohio and Trenton, Florida. 1-Stages in certain states, including that All Star Bowling and Entertainment place in Sandy, Utah that expanded into the Chuck E. Cheese after it closed and 2-Stages in New Jersey or Florida are being referenced here. And speaking of Chuck E. Cheese: Cool Chuck 95000!
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck!
COOL CHUCK!
===Stages, Restroom Signs and More===
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
STAGES, RESTROOM
SIGNS AND MORE
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: Not many news on Chuck E. Cheese to talk about today on "Stages, Restroom Signs and More", other than the chain going extinct in the United Arab Emirates with the closing of the location in the Dubai Outlet Mall on Sunday. But who gives a s**t about international locations? We've got something else to mention about the location in Pearl City, Hawaii. So, do you remember on Friday when we said that Pearl City was gonna keep their animatronics? Well, this has proven to be false. Plus, there's no Chuck E. animatronic for some reason.
Zachary: They probably removed it years ago.
Meredith: I would assume they did. But anyway, speaking of Chuck E. animatronics, there are 14 more of them with 32 movements. Since the removal of the one in Everett, Massachusetts, there's 2 more Betas with a 32-movement animatronic: Beaverton, Oregon and Burlington, Washington. The only Circles of Light with one left is in Naples, Florida.
Zachary: What about the other 11 animatronics?
Meredith: Those are all the remaining Alphas. You see, Alphas had 32-movement animatronics and Cappas had 16-movement ones. So that means, with a lot of 16-movement Betas and Circles of Light stages left, there's gonna be a s**t load of 16-movement animatronics waiting to be destroyed except for the one in Nanuet, New York.
Zachary: Wow. And that is a huge problem for dips**ts who wanted the 16-movement mouse to be replaced with a 32-movement one. Remember the first two episodes we argued that the CEC fandom were being goddamn motherf**king assholes about the legacy stores? Well, we're done with that goddamn motherf**king bulls**t, that's for f**king sure.
Meredith: Yeah. Once Nanuet, New York gets it grand re-opening date announced, those goddamn motherf**king dips**ts will just have to mind their own. F**king. Business.
Zachary: That's right, Mere. And speaking of f**king, it's time for you to f**k three goddamn motherf**king pillows at once.
Meredith: You f**king said it, Zach. Let's f**king move on. Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages!
STAGES!
===Fetish Fest===
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith.]
Zachary: A video on xHamster by a retired user by the name of "kinamina" shows a tattooed woman humping three pillows at once. She does some sexy pillow humping, as the title of the video suggests. This woman had some tattoos on the right side of her body and even one on the right side of her right boob. This video was uploaded 2015-11-01, in other words, November 1, 2015. It was uploaded at 17:15:00, 5:15pm. That's what 17:15:00 means. Anyway, my pillow humping wife will do the same as that woman did.
Meredith: Yep. I orgasmed each time I watched it. And now it's time to perform the actual scene. Obviously, the woman undressed before starting the video. Let me do that now. [takes off her workout tang top, shorts, sports bra and panties] Viola. The outfit for humping pillows in. I mean, I still hump pillows in just my panties but still. I've stacked the pillows before we started the episode. So now it's time to hump these goddamn motherf**king useless goddamn motherf**king sacks of goddamn motherf**king s**t.
Zachary: Now you're what I call a party girl!
Meredith: That's what they do all the time. They love to swear, am I right?
Zachary: You are right. It's a f**king good time for them. Viewers, here's a 2:35 timer to show you how long Meredith will hump for. [A 2:35 timer appears] There. Now Meredith, place your belly on top of the first pillow and hump all of them for exactly two minutes and thirty-five seconds.
Meredith: On it.
[Meredith gets on the bed and places her belly on top of the first pillow and holds on to the rail of the bed and starts humping. The timer goes down as she humps. She moves to the side for a second and then continues humping but starts moaning. She then places her fists on the bed, continues to hump and moans harder. She then continues to hump but starts to moan even harder. She then humps faster and starts to pant really hard. Finally, she humps even really fast, moans, pelvic thrusts against the top pillow, pants with exhaustion and then moans as she climaxes. The timer then reaches 0:00 and Meredith signs in relief as she lays her head down on the bed]
Zachary: Wow. That was intense but really sexy, Meredith.
Meredith: Yeah. I'm already exhausted.
Zachary: You should be. By the way, guys, the timer is at triple 0 so that means Meredith's humping time is up. Here, let me get rid of that for you. [The 0:00 timer disappears] Viola.
Meredith: Zach, I really can't get up now. Can you remove the pillows from my vagina and put them back in the closet?
Zachary: Sure, dear.
Meredith: Thanks.
[Zachary pulls the pillows from under Meredith's legs, opens the closet door, puts them in there and then closes it]
Zachary: There. Back where they should be. Now, we're gonna give Meredith some time to relax and cool down for a little bit before we do the main segment. Meet us downstairs, okay? It's probably gonna be like 5-10 minutes of me massaging my wife, 2-3 minutes for her to put her clothes back on and 1 minute for us to walk back down to the living room. See you in 8-14 minutes!
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
===Main Segment===
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
[Transition to Zachary and a fully clothed Meredith]
Meredith: Alright guys, I'm fully clothed again. It took 5 minutes for Zach to massage me, 2 minutes for me to put my clothes back on and 1 minute for us to walk back down here. So, it total, it took 8 minutes for you guys to wait for us.
Zachary: But now that I've given Meredith some time to cool down from pillow humping, we can get started on the second part of 2021-24: The Years of Involuntary Manslaughter, the Oxford High School shooting, which happened on November 30, 2021. Ethan Crumbley was 15 when he committed the crime, killing 4 students, 3 of them, Madisyn Baldwin, Tate Myre and Hana St. Juliana died at the scene and the last one, Justin Shilling died from his injuries the following day. Seven others, including a teacher were injured. Crumbley was charged as an adult for terrorism resulting in death, 4 counts of first-degree murder, 7 counts of attempted murder and 12 counts of criminal possession of a weapon. Yes, minors do get charged as adults for committing crimes. Ethan pleaded guilty to his crimes and in December 2023, was sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole, plus an additional 24 years. Now, onto the involuntary manslaughter part. Meredith?
Meredith: You see, Zach, Ethan's parents, James and Jennifer Crumbley, were charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter for failing to keep the gun their son used in the shooting away from him. Lots of parents had criminal charges filed against them due to their minor children accessing guns or other deadly weapons. For example, Robert Crimo Jr., the father of Highland Park shooter, Robert Eugene Crimo III, pleaded guilty in November 2023 to seven misdemeanor counts of reckless conduct as part of a plea deal and sentenced to 2 months in prison and is currently on 2 years' probation. His charges were based on him sponsoring his then-19-year-old son's application for a gun license in 2019. Here's another example: Deja Nicole Taylor, the mother of the six-year-old male who shot his first-grade teacher, Abby Zwerner, in the abdomen.
Zachary: Jesus. Good thing she survived.
Meredith: I know, right? The Highland Park shooter killed 7 people and injured 48 others.
Zachary: Yikes. It also didn't help that that shooting took place during a Fourth of July parade in 2022. Worst. F**king. Fourth of July parade. Ever. For everyone involved.
Meredith: You said it, Zach. Anyway, in late 2023, Taylor was convicted of criminal possession of a weapon, making false statements and child neglect in relation to the shooting and was sentenced to 3+3⁄4 years in prison, 1+3⁄4 years in prison for federal convictions and 2 years in prison for state conviction, to be served consecutively. Also, not to mention, the former assistant principal of Richneck Elementary School in Newport News, Virginia, Ebony Parker, was charged with eight counts of felony child neglect. According to a grand jury that charged her, Parker was told of the threat, but took no action to respond. Like, how the f**k could ignoring a tragic event give you criminal charges?
Zachary: I don't know. This is probably the same story as James and Jennifer Crumbley.
Meredith: That's true. Oh, and speaking of James and Jennifer Crumbley, let's get back into their story. So, Ethan was in class on the day of the shooting. But the day before and the day of, he and his parents met with school officials to discuss his behavior. Two meetings were held the day of the shooting. Ethan started shooting following the second meeting. His parents didn't want to take him home as they had to go back to work, which is understandable since he was fine staying at school. The problem is, his parents ignored his mental health problems and instead bought a gun for him to kill people with no apparent reason whatsoever. There was no motive to why he committed this crime. But, to conclude 2021-24: The Years of Involuntary Manslaughter, on April 9 of this year, James and Jennifer were given the maximum sentence of 15 years in prison with the possibility of parole after 10 years. They were reckless and borderline criminally negligent in seeking mental help for their son. So much so that they've become the first parents held criminally responsible for a school shooting. Michiganian prosecutors have brought justice to Madisyn, Tate, Hana and Justin and their families, unlike the New Mexican prosecutors who tried everything they could to bring justice to Halyna Hutchins and her family. And that concludes today's episode. Hope you all enjoyed the episode as well as my pillow humping today. And by the way, if you're watching this show in the US and you're 18 or over and if you wanna watch the video my pillow humping was inspired by, go to xHamster and type in Sexy Pillow Humping. You should see a picture of the woman's tattoos, breasts, arms, legs and pillows. There are other duplicates of this video too, but this was the first one we found on the site. Also, keep in mind that sometimes the site will block access due to Virginia law if you're not logged in but it will disappear after a certain amount of time. Just thought I'd mention that. Anyway, Zach and I are now signing off. See you all next week for another episode of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
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MAIN SEGMENT
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