Terraria

Terraria is a shame for the Atari 2600, Shame Boi, Bowser's iPhone, Android, Xbox 360, CD-i and NintenD'oh 3BS. The entire shame itself is awesome, and the only people who play it are pros and winners. In fact, it was released RIGHT when Sanic Teh Gaem was released!
The makers of Terraria deny that they copied Minecraft when coming out with their shame. The Bowser Army infiltrated the Terraria maker's studio and were shot on sight.
Eventually Giygas snuck himself into the shame using Toast and started making the slimes and stuff go hostile. It's impossible to hack Giygas out of Terraria due to the technical knowledge needed. Current scientists predict that it will take OVER 9000 years to get Giygas out of Terraria.
== What You Do ==
Basically, you make a base and then trap all the NPCs into shoe boxes and trade with them. The more you trade, the more you level up your town, until you get to City Hall 15, in which case then you have to pay real life money in order to get people to live there, because nobody wants to live in your crummy town if they're not being payed. You can steal money out of your dad's paycheck to make them happy. 
There's other things you can do in Terraria too, like plant a vegetable garden so your townies have local produce so that they reproduce like Minecraft Villagers. But their children will always leave to go to Squidward Community College, and you can't build a college in your town and turn it into a college town with college humor with a famous tree until you're at least level 29, and then then they still leave because your mom's credit card hasn't been maxed out yet. But not the Bat Credit Card, as that is forbidden.
=== Bosses ===
With higher town halls, you can summon cool bosses like the Eye of Cthulhu, the Brain of Cthulhu, or even the final boss the Moon Lord, who is not Cthulhu.
* King Slime
* Eye of Cthulhu
* Eater of Worlds (Corruption Exclusive)
* Brain of Cthulhu (Crimson Exclusive)
* Skeletron
* Queen Bee
* Wall of Flesh
=== Hardmode Bosses ===
There's an expansion for the shame called "Hardmode" which adds more guys to beat up.
* Queen Slime
* The Twins
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* Death; the Destroyer of Worlds
* Skeletron Prime
* Mechdusa
* Plantera
* Golem
* Duke Fishron
* Lunatic Cultist
* Moon Lord
== Environments ==
Terraria has a lot of places you can go in it, including Hell. Some environments are world exclusive, such as the Crimson, the Corruption, and the Hallowed. You're lucky if you get Hallowed and unlucky if you get Crimson or Corruption. Anyways, besides those things it's just like normal Earth. You get beaches, rivers, oceans, fields, plateaus, canyons, deserts, forests, just to name a few. All of these have underground versions too. The worst of these is the underground forest, as all the turtles are actually Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that will instantly kill you if you don't give them Pizza. The forest is required to get to the end by the way, so if you want to beat Plantera and Golem you're going to have to shill a few extra bucks on a Domino's delivery. The coolest of all of these is the Aether, which has Shimmer inside. It's basically like the "Honest Axe" fable where you throw in stuff and get cooler stuff out.
== See also ==
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