The Great War

The Khan War was initiated in 1206 and concluded in 1221 between the Khan dynasty and the MVC forces of Mooredor. The war has an estimated death toll around 200k people, around 69k have been estimated to be civilians. Most historians have catagorized the war as a pyrrhic victory, due to the sheer waste of resources in terms of food, weapons, and graphing calculators. The war ended in favor of the Khan dynasty with the signing of the Treaty of Ae, where the leader of the Khan Dynasty, General Chairman Mohammad Ahmed Husein Barak Khan, recieved 20 million acres of farmable land, 400 USD in the form of reparation fees, and his own multicolored graphing calculator case.
== Timeline ==
In 1198, an emissary from the Khan clan had died enroute to what historians suspect as a freak thunderstorm, otherwise known as The Red Army. However, officials in the Khan bureaucracy had, at the time, suspected MVC, the government of neighboring state of Mooredor, of assisted assasination.
Conflicts between Mooredor and the Khan clan occured when Mohammad Khan's older brother, Mohammad Khan, was sent to the national academy located at Brown University as part of the MathCounts program. There, Mohammad graduated with full honors, but has revealed disturbing allegation against Brown University, including but not limited to grade curbing, surprise tests, low chromebook battery, and blocking LeafBrowserAlpha. These allegation have soured tensions between the two nations, resulting in the infamous conference of 1168, often regarded as the worst diplomatic event of all history.
In 1201, the Khan dynasty imposed 15% import tarriff on all paper goods imported into the nation and closed the MVC embassy. In retaliation, a 20% tax was placed upon their exports. This initiated a trade war that resulted in invasion in 1206.
In the Battle of Clayton in 1211, the Khan army was abushed by Mooredor and mercenary forces who were paid in potato chips. This resulted in massive casualty and a B- in Mohammad's gradebook, giving him temporary depression and making him quit cross country.
The Khan dynasty initiated the Western Seaboard campaign in 1220, after Mohammad's brother, Mohammad, suggested that it was integral that Mohammad capture the eastern seaboard so that their brother, Mohammad, can have access to naval supremacy. Mohammad agreed.
In 1221, Mohammad finally defeated the forces of MVC in the Cumulative exam, where Mohammad got the killing by beatboxing all of the integrals into the minecraft void. After the war, the Treaty of BerlinAe was signed, forfited 20 million acres of land, 400 USD, a multicolored calculator case, and the cartasian coordinates to Eason's house.
== Legacy ==
The costs of this war led to a 2 year economic and emotional depression in the classrooms as many students cried about their 4.0 GPAs. However, the depression ended when Michael He, the lone voice of reason in the world, postulated that a 4.0 GPA didn't matter, considering that many of our EDs and EAs won't recieve our MVC transcripts until after they've denied our applications to Harvard.
Good sportsmanship was a concept that was often championed after the crisis. One notable example was when Mohammad announced during a 1222 press conference, "Multivariable Calculus was certainly a worthy opponent, one that I had to sacrifice many hours of sleep to defeat." Mohammad continued on, later remarking, "out of my respect for Calculus, I will gladly rename our national prison after him."
Centuries after the fight, many historians consider this fight as one of the "significant turning points" in lizard history. One historian Dr. Mohammad Khan, great grand nephew of Khan leader Mohammad Khan, postulated that "had this war not occured, mankind would still probably be busy playing fortnite or something."
A memorial for the war is currently being built in Syria.
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