Items

Items are random items that are placed on the floor, or in characters hands. They appear if a word in the conversation relates to the item.
=== Football ===
The Football is an item that appears rarely on the floor The characters can walk over and play with it. Most of the time, the characters slip on the ball, throwing them and ragdolling them across the floor and sometimes rarely, into the sky. It is a funny sight to see, the Football however only appears in conversations where either Football, Soccerball or Ball is said.
=== Ice Cream ===
Ice Cream is an item that the characters can hold. It is not really known for doing much. It rarely appears and it has no purpose like the Soccerball. It only appears in conversations with “Ice Cream” or “Cream” in them.
=== Game Controller ===
The Game Controller appears in a characters hands. It however, only tracks when the word “Game” is said. If a game like Zelda is said, it won’t appear in the characters hands. 
=== Fish ===
A fish appears in a characters hands. It is unknown what reason the fish appears for, but it appears when a character says “fishy” “seafood” “fish”. It doesn’t have much of a purpose, and is rarely put in characters hands
=== Knife ===
The knife appears in a characters hands. It will only appear if a character says “murder” or “kill”. This is one of the more common items that can appear, due to AI Sponge’s constant talk about homicide.
=== Board ===
The Board refers to a random board that appears in a characters hands. There’s no word that puts the board in the characters hand
=== Krabby Patty ===
The Krabby Patty refers to the item that characters can hold which is a burger. The only way a character can hold this is if they say “Krabby Patty” or “Burger.” The Krabby Patty's secret formula also contains ketamine and crab meat, which explains the illegal crab farm and Mr Krab’s ketamine addiction (plus some mentions of semen/love being the secret ingredient/in the burgers).
=== Pizza ===
The Pizza refers to the item that characters can hold which is a Pizza. The only way a character can hold this is if they say “Pizza”
=== Book ===
The Book refers to the item that characters can hold which is a Book. The only way a character can hold this is if they say “Book” or „Library“
=== Skateboard ===
The Skateboard refers to the item that characters can hold which is a Skateboard. The only way a character can hold this is if they say “Skateboard” or “Skating''