Ash

"GET ME MORE SAMBUCA!!!" - Moments before being sick from tap water.
Ash, also known as The Funny Man/Guy or (the) Coach, is a former member of the League of Mothers. Joining the group in 2021, he would become a prominent part of the server, keeping a part of the group together during a period of general inactivity in 2022. Ironically, though Elyag at first despised him, they would later become great friends (if not more...). He also became infamously known by most of the group for his "comedy", which he would repeat time and time again, until people like Shmexi would find them amusing (cause he's small brained). An example of this was that he was chronically addicted to the long-running anime show 'One Piece' and would constantly ask if people had heard of it. He would write an epic How To book on "getting bitches", the title called 'Coaches Don't Play', where he would adopt the title of 'Coach'. Shmexi low-key believes that reading the book finally got him a girlfriend (again, because he's small brained). He also bears a striking resemblance to the actor Nathan Fillion (according to Kelloggs). 
He left the LOM servers in 2023, allegedly due to a chronic Discord addiction. Unfortunately, this action did not seem to help him and resulted in him finding peace in drinking shots, specifically Sambuca, laced mostly by water, though somehow still being sick from it. 
In 2023, Ash would join the group known as 'LOA', the enemies of the LOM, alongside other ex-members of the group.