Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Daniel Frias as Happy Appy Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE HAPPY APPY AGAINST STICK STICKLY BEGIN Happy Appy: Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun Stick Stickly: Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring! Happy Appy: It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG! No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction Stick Stickly: Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite Happy Appy: Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11 Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children Stick Stickly: The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole Beat Producer: Marsad Men Mixer / Effects: Vlad Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters