The Wolf Among Sandiego

The Wolf Among Sandiego is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between The Wolf Among Us, which is set in the Fables universe and Where Is The World Is Carmen Sandiego. It was released on October 21, 2022.
==Characters==
*Bigby Wolf
*Carmen Sandiego
*Snow White
*Ivy
*Zack
*Chase Devineaux
*The Chief
*Player Bouchard
*Julia Argent
*Woody/The Woodsman
*Jack Horner
*Grendel
*Holly
*Johann the Butcher
*Ichabod Crane
*Contessa
*The Crooked Man
*The Tweedles
**Tweedledee
**Tweedledum
*Jersey Devil
==Transcript==
(Once upon a time in New York City, there lived a community of fairy tale characters known as Fabletown. The Fables who live there arrived hundreds of years ago, after they were exiled from their Homelands. Through the use of a magic spell called Glamour, they have protected their secret community from the mundane world. Sheriff Bigby Wolf protects them from each other. In another world, comes a international lady thief named Carmen Sandiego who lives in San Francisco, California and fought against crime and stealing many items as a thief during the rise of ACME and V.I.L.E. One day, Carmen and her friends have graduated high school recently and set to plan their first robbery at the museum by riding on a van while checking on the computers to locate the map of a unique item to steal.)
*Carmen: Alright folks. The museum is about a mile away and I'm gonna make ACME proud by stealing that gem.
*Ivy: Are you sure you're not gonna get that gem and sell it in a thrift shop?
*Carmen: It will be ours. No other theft is gonna get it through my gains.
*Zack: There are over 30 cameras placed in the museum. The lasers are secured and aiming all over the walls. If you can break into that glass, you will see that rare gem being hold up as a scepter. *track down the staff on display on screen*
*Carmen: That is one sweet staff over there, hanging on like a candy cane.
*Ivy: We are approaching the museum now. Get ready.
*Zack: Make way for parking.
(Carmen's gang continue driving the van by parking at the lot where the museum is guard by security guards outside and inside)
*Carmen: Sweet piece of cake. Now how are we going to get pass through guards?
*Ivy: Climb up the wall and find a way down under to get to the target.
*Zack: That treasure seem rare, you would love to touch it and take it home like a trophy.
*Carmen: As a beginner, I will begin my heist to steal that staff from the guards. Last one there is a spy.
*Ivy: Good luck Carmen. Make your friends proud.
*Zack: Go get them, tiger.
*Carmen: I'm not a tiger. In fact, my brain isn't made of swiss cheese and produce holes within veins. *leave the van*
(Carmen sneaked through the bush as she pass the guards and climb up the wall while the guards are watching over the door)
*Guard #1: I heard someone is trying to break in. Make sure no one reach into the items.
*Guard #2: Affirmative. *walk with the guards*
*Carmen: *walk on the top and find a air vent* It's gonna get cold on the inside. Now into the air vent. *take the lid off and go inside the air vent*
(Carmen dive into the air vent and crawl through a maze to search for the staff as her friends give her a heads up on the search)
*Ivy: *at the van* Hey Carmen! What are you doing?
*Carmen: *call her friends* I'm trying to figure out how to get pass through guards.
*Zack: *at the van* You're in the air vent, silly. You're better off bypassing through guards for a staff.
*Carmen: I would rather freeze on a air conditioner than getting caught. I found the location of the staff. Real easy piecy.
*Zack: *at the van* Go for it Carmen. You're about to claim your prize.
*Ivy: *at the van* Steal it and get out of there.
*Carmen: Just like what Robin Hood would always do to steal and feed the poor. *continue crawling*
(Through the air vent, Carmen break out of there and reach to the room as she found the staff with a gem on display, planning to steal it as a fight about to occur)
*Carmen: There. Bingo. Come to mama. You're going back to the van. *a door break as the Contessa arrives* Rotten bananas!
*Contessa: Carmen Sandiego. How dare you reach the staff first before me.
*Carmen: What do you want?
*Contessa: Aren't you suppose to be working for V.I.L.E.? You're so-called ACME is going down as we got the staff first before you!
*Carmen: No way. I was there before you came. You're not going to eye ball on that staff, are you?
*Contessa: Give it up, young lady. You're never going to be a true thief as D.B. Cooper. *she saw the guards breaking in*
*Guard #1: *hold the gun*FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!
*Guard #2: We found two criminals reaching over the rarest gem found three centuries ago.
*Contessa: Drat. Look what you brought us.
*Carmen: It's not my fault that my sneaking skills lead them to break into that special room. *receive a call from her friends* What?
*Ivy: *at the van* Carmen, get out of there. The guards caught you!
*Zack: *at the van* All of them are investigating the museum for that gem!
*Carmen: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego where you needed her. *fight the guard*
*Contessa: It's mine now. *Carmen grab her*
*Carmen: Not so fast, sneaky picky.
*Contessa: I had it with you! *fight Carmen and brawl out the guards*
*Carmen: *shoot at the guards and use a shield to block the hits* Jeez, these guys are as serene as a mummy.
*Contessa: *use her laser bomb to zap at all the guards* V.I.L.E.'s most wanted criminal just found a new staff on the loose!
*Carmen: Stop! You're not touching that staff.
*Contessa: Why would I when I reach to the main goal of claiming it?
*Carmen: It's the museum. I changed my mind about stealing it. You don't have to steal it and change your ways of being a good person.
*Zack: *voice* What the?
*Ivy: *voice* What are you saying?
*Contessa: You are too late on that. *break the glass display* I've been waiting to get that staff and now I finally got it! *grab the staff*
*Carmen: No! You're crazy. You're really crazy.
*Contessa: At last. For all these years of finding it, it will be the perfect weapon to rule the Earth and everyone will bow to the ones and saviors no other than V.I.L.E. *laugh as the staff glows* What the?
*Carmen: Oh look what you done.
*Contessa: You said you weren't going to take it.
*Carmen: I was going to stop you by lying.
*Contessa: *the staff shakes* What the? *throw the staff on the wall* That thing is cursed with power!
*Carmen: How can a museum item be cursed by a ancient force? *see the staff opening up the porta; and sucking many things apart including her and Contessa* Oh sister.
*Contessa: This is all your fault!
*Carmen: It feel like we're getting sucked out of nowhere! *she and Contessa get sucked through the portal* Ah!
*Zack: *at the van* Carmen? Carmen! Can you hear me?
*Ivy: Where is she? How did she disappear on us in all a second?
(Carmen and Contessa fall through a portal by floating through a series of clear passageways moving through brightly colored clouds and fighting through lines over a staff)
*Carmen: Give me the staff.
*Contessa: No 'til you quit!
*Carmen: That staff is real dangerous and putting harm on all of us.
*Contessa: You made us suck away out of our world.
*Carmen: This is more than your fault. *kick Contessa with the staff*
*Contessa: You haven't seen the last of me!
*Carmen: Not with the staff! *fall through a light* Oh no.
*Contessa: *fall through a light* Now what?
(Carmen and Contessa warped in another world as Contessa crash into the dark forest where she is surrounded by coyotes in the path)
*Contessa: Bummer. And double drat! How did I end up in this mess? *surrounded by coyotes* Coyotes. What do they want from me? *the coyotes try to bite her* You want some of this? Take a load of this! *use the staff to blast at a coyote* Ooh. This staff got power. *use the staff to blast at all the coyotes by hitting and killing them on the ground* Interesting. This staff is the main weapon to use to take over the world. I wonder what this Carmen Sandiego want from me when I get my hands on the she-brat. *laugh and walk out of the dark forest*
(At Fabletown, a portal open up as Carmen crashed into the alley as she get up and find out that she's in another world full of citizens looking like fairy tale creatures)
*Carmen: Where am I? Zack? Ivy? Mom? Dad? What is this place? Everything look so styled and fluid like the world is in suspended animation. What's going on? *receive a call from the Chief* Chief?
*Chief: *on hologram* Carmen Sandiego! What is going on?
*Carmen: Hey Chief. I somehow crashed in some strange town. I was going to steal the staff from the museum until that villain showed up and ruined the heist for me, leading for a hole to open up and suck me over to a city I've never been to.
*Chief: You never stole the staff and got sucked in a new world?! What's the matter with you?! You only had one job to claim that staff and suddenly ended up in the dead zone. How are we going to find you here?
*Carmen: I don't know. The world seem different from ours and nothing but people with fur in their bodies and wings on their backs. They also got horns in likeness of a buffalo.
*Chief: You got to be kidding me. You crashed in a strange world and now, we have to look for you in one of our computers. You didn't expect to end up in another world like you.
*Carmen: Maybe one world isn't enough or, a multiverse exist within the solar system.
*Chief: I don't care about your science and concept of various worlds. We're trying to get you out of here as soon as possible.
*Carmen: Wait, the villain from the museum got sucked in this world too. I gotta go find her and held her accountable for her crimes.
*Chief: Oh. Great. Make it quick. Find the thief and take her down.
*Carmen: I won't let you down. *leave*
*Chief: Something suspicious is gonna lead to bigger consequences and the world is not happy about it. *her hologram disappear*
(Through the city, we see Bigby Wolf walking in the streets with a train passing by and people walking near the alley. Bigby Wolf walk by a group of people and taxi cars being parked as well walking through the sidewalk and standing there as he smokes, only to walk into the Trip Trap bar as we see people drinking beer, playing poker cards and chatting on tables as the sheriff sit down on the counter to ask for a drink.)
*Bigby: One beer please. With chopped ice!
*Holly: What do you f**king want, Bigby.
*Bigby: *annoyed* Holly. Just get me a f**king beer to booze on! Damn it!
*Holly: *pour some beer on the cup and give it to Bigby* You shouldn't have said it nicely in clear words.
*Bigby: *drink some beer* Piece of s**t. Shouldn't have done it in the first place. *spit*
*Jack: Hey Bigby. How's life doing for you?
*Bigby: They're all bad days nowadays. Like people be fighting in bars, robbing banks and stealing cars to form a heist on stealing potions to invade a fairy castle? Ain't gonna happen in thirty years.
*Jack: You're not being yourself today, huh?
*Bigby: I'm fine! Anyone who get on my nerve is part of the problem.
*Jack: Jeez, everyone can have a bad day like you.
*Grendel: Life can't be tough, but short. Unless you're not triggering with a incel person.
*Woody: Bigby! I'm back! Do you remember me?!
*Bigby: What the f**k you want?
*Woody: Excuse me. I asked for a favor.
*Bigby: *hold Woody* Don't even say it. You know what you did wrong the other day.
*Woody: I said I was sorry.
*Bigby: How are you even alive?!
*Holly: Bigby, you better put him down. He's your friend.
*Bigby: He's not my friend! He's just a maniac who can't control himself!
*Woody: Don't make me do this to you, wolfy.
*Jack: You got some serious issues.
*Grendel: I knew you were going to have a bad day, son.
*Bigby: I was going to make you all happy and now, you're all f**king complaining like children!
*Woody: I push you to the limit! *push Bigby to the counter*
*Bigby: Ugh! Moron! *hold a bottle to hit Woody, causing a fight in the bar*
*Woody: Come on, fur man! *beat up Bigby and crash him to the wall*
*Bigby: *break some bottles* Not the glass! It hurt my back!
*Holly: *transform to a troll and roar* You're gonna pay for all of this!
*Bigby: It's your place. Pay up.
*Grendel: *transform to a monster* I'll hag you like a blanket!
*Bigby: A sheriff's work is never done.
*Woody: Come on, big rascal! *fight Bigby*
*Bigby: *beat up Woody* Ah! *slam him on the table*
*Jack: Bigby, stop! Enough!
*Bigby: Mind your own business! I got this! *fight Holly and Grendel and bash them with bottles and axes*
*Grendel: *roar* That's it! You're banned from the bar!
*Bigby: You're not the boss of me. *push Grendel to the bathroom to slash him with a plunger* Screw you.
*Grendel: *deform back to his original form* Dummy.
*Holly: Where do you think you're going? What about the tip.
*Bigby: I always pay when I leave. I got the tip right here. *put money on Holly's mouth and slap her*
*Holly: *crash on the ground and deform back to her original form* Idiot.
*Bigby: Have a nice freaking day. *leave*
*Jack: Bigby, where you going?
*Bigby: Clean up! I'm ain't cleaning none of this s**t. *walk off*
*Jack: Every time I see a fight, I always get forced to clean everything when I didn't do nothing wrong like being accused! Thanks a lot, Wolf. *kick a bottle*
(Bigby Wolf leave Trip Trap as he walk down the street, upset after a fierce fight at the bar with Snow White approaching to check on him)
*Bigby: Stupid people. Why won't they learn to shut up when I'm drinking in a bad mood.
*Snow White: Hello Bigby.
*Bigby: Snow White? What do you think?
*Snow White: Sorry for scaring you. There have been a disturbance in the city lately.
*Bigby: You can sometimes be a disciplinarian. What is with the people trying to distract the city lately with thieves robbing places at night?
*Snow White: You don't know how dangerous Fabletown can be at town.
*Bigby: It's a crime of a city these days. We'll discuss more when we get home.
*Snow White: Do you know any whereabouts of the Crooked Man?
*Bigby: The Crooked Man's dead. Nobody cares about him anymore.
*Snow White: But still, there is crime lurking in the city. The city isn't protected without you fighting back the crime.
(At the Tenenment Building, Bigby and Snow White arrive as they meet up with Mr. Toad and TJ in the staircase)
*Mr. Toad: Bigby! Snow White! What's up?
*Bigby: None of your business, Toad. I had a bad day today.
*Mr. Toad: Yo, anyone can get a bad day, even my son.
*TJ: The bullies picked on me when I was in preschool.
*Snow White: Have you guys been hearing rumors about a hole opening up in the city?
*Mr. Toad: Oh yes. The news have reported a hole opening up in one of the alleys
*Bigby: What the hell is going on around here?
*TJ: Actually, two portals just opened through a alley and in the woods far away from town.
*Snow White: That got to be two portals from opening up. Even the authorities are investigating the portals and how they opened up through ours.
*Bigby: It better not be connected to some sort of fairy tale power in likes of the Fairy Godmother and Baba Yaga. I seriously hate those guys so much.
*Mr. Toad: You don't know if the portals got anything to do with Glamour.
*Bigby: What about Glamour?
*TJ: Are people using them as tubes and trees to create a source where we can open up portals like blowing bubbles?
*Snow White: I thought a wizard got something to do with creating portals. Take Merlin for example who trained Arthur to become a king.
*Colin: Say the one whose friends were cooked into bacon strips!
*Bigby: Colin? Why you hanging out?
*Colin: When I lost my two brothers, magic started spreading out everywhere in the farm and turning animals into cooked meats. This is why it made me so depressed to move here after all of this bulls**t going on in the farm.
*Bigby: Relax man. Everything is gonna be okay.
*Colin: It's not okay after what you did few months back then.
*Bigby: I didn't do anything. I was blamed and fixed the problem after the whole incident.
*Colin: You haven't learned your lesson from last time, sheriff.
*Bigby: Let it go! We're not in June anymore. I got rid of someone that everyone shouldn't be talking about for months.
*Snow White: Why not go outside and check what's going on.
*Bigby: Fine. You're all getting on my nerves and I need to cool down a bit after all the trouble I've been getting.
*Colin: You're free to go outside if you want to.
*Bigby: Screw off. I'm gonna check if the portal is still here or not. *leave*
*Snow White: Make it quick.
*Mr. Toad: Did he got hit in the head of something?
*TJ: He always been acting this way since this summer.
(Bigby Wolf walk out of the apartment building as he walk through the city around the same time Carmen Sandiego search in the streets before crossing paths)
*Bigby: Talking about authority, killing a person accused for the murdered victims and being blamed for something I didn't do. Every time I step upon situations, I always get blamed for it. F**K! *kick a can* What is going on with me? Why am I not being myself today?
*Carmen: This city got something up in its lights. *see Bigby Wolf knocking down a trash can* Who is this?
*Bigby: I had it with them! I just want the s**t to be over and move on without going through the same thing over and over.
*Carmen: Hello. You seem kinda selfish. Do you know where am I?
*Bigby: The hell you want with me and who are you?!
*Carmen: Let's just say, I'm just a future spy, agent and criminal, codenamed Black Sheep.
*Bigby: Is that all you're gonna say by keeping your real name a secret like being classified?
*Carmen: *annoyed* Ugh, the name's Carmen Sandiego.
*Bigby: You're from San Diego?
*Carmen: My last name is named after the name of the city where the Comic-Cons are held. Some people call me Carmen Miranda like the fruit dancer of the same name from Marco de Canaveses, Portugal.
*Bigby: Heh, some female dancers I knew were belly dancers from Arabia where the stories of One Thousand and One Nights were held.
*Carmen: What are you? Some sort of mayor?
*Bigby: I'm the sheriff. The name's Bigby Wolf. Some people like the fairy tale villains call me the big bad wolf.
*Carmen: Big bad wolf, huh? Isn't that one of those fairy tale characters that dress up like a grandma to trick some kid like Little Red Riding Hood?
*Bigby: That is just a fairy tale story. Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Princess and the Pea. Everything.
*Carmen: Okay. Also, what is this place?
*Bigby: This is Fabletown. A clandestine community in New York. We have Bullfinch Street in the Upper West Side of Manhattan, New York City; and the other on a large farm in upstate New York, protected with magical spells that repel non-Fables.
*Carmen: What is a Fable?
*Bigby: Aren't you a Mundane? That's what non-Fables are?
*Carmen: I'm human. And you're a wolf.
*Bigby: Hmph! I'm Fable and a wolf too. Half-human, half-wolf. *growls*
*Carmen: You sir, have a good day and stay out of trouble in the woods.
*Bigby: Thank you, but no thank you. I should be better off alone than investigating into some crime-spying damage control missions.
*Carmen: Say. Aren't you like a individual who tried to win a lottery at a supermarket and got banned from the store by cussing?
*Bigby: Excuse me? I don't do that kind of s**t in public. Only a bar person does when he alone.
*Carmen: Something is very up with you today, furry man.
*Bigby: The Great Powers got something to say with these type of low-power people.
*Carmen: I'm a agent, duh. Will you help me find my way out of here?
*Bigby: You want to go back to San Diego, huh?
*Carmen: I'm from another world, silly!
*Bigby: Your world is different from mine, huh? Well, let's go find some help with a person I know that can learn some magic to open up portals and get you out of here without causing trouble.
*Carmen: Glad we could help.
*Bigby: Just stay out of my way and follow me. Don't do something stupid on our way to the checkpoint.
*Carmen: As long you behaved yourself.
*Bigby: Ugh. Let's keep moving.
*Carmen: I didn't know New York can be neon colorful as in the 70s.
(Back with Contessa, she arrives at Fabletown by walking into the dump area by seeing dead bodies of werewolves, sasquatches, vampires, mermaids, demons, bat-demons, zombies, ogres, orcs, spiders and hyenas on the ground while trying to revive them with the staff)
*Contessa: What lays in the dump for what's left for the dead to come back. I'll shall begin a invasion in this dirty city. *about to summon as she is stopped by the Tweedles*
*Tweedledee: Well, well, well. What do we got here?
*Tweedledum: You're walking in the wrong side of town, lady.
*Contessa: What you creeps, want?
*Tweedledee: Say, what's with the staff of yours?
*Tweedledum: Is that a wizard staff you're holding up?
*Contessa: It's a strange staff with a powered gem found centuries back then. The staff was tend to be dangerous that it killed more than thousands of people during these wars. It was held in a museum in San Francisco so it could never be used again.
*Tweedledee: Then why did you took it from the place no one is allowed to take back by one of the security cameras?
*Tweedledum: Are you trying to get home all a sudden?
*Contessa: Hmm. I know what I must do to start a rebellion. *summon the dead demons*
*Tweedledee: Holy s**t!
*Tweedledum: What are you doing?
*Contessa: You two, join my monster hunt as we will begin invading the city and rule all of San Francisco, including the world.
*Tweedledee: I think you forgot to bring back one person from the dead. *point at Crooked Man's body*
*Tweedledum: We've been sitting here for months, mourning the death of our boss.
*Contessa: Fine. He can join our monster hunt before the end of the world. *revive the Crooked Man*
*Crooked Man: Ow. My head hurts. *see the Tweedles and Contessa* What the? How did I end up in this piece of s**t?
*Tweedledee and Tweedledum: Boss!
*Crooked Man: *hug the Tweedles* Tweedles. How much I missed you. *see the demons* Whoa! Back off, creep! Stay at the dark forest where you belong!
*Contessa: Hello there. I think we have some unfinished business to catch up on our schedule.
*Crooked Man: Do you really want the truth, or do you just want to look like the hero?
*Contessa: I'm nobody. I'm a mastermind for the villain organization V.I.L.E. As we will destroy this town, we will also be invading my world for V.I.L.E. to rise and dominate San Francisco under my leadership.
*Crooked Man: Eh, something tell me that Italy is up for some crime-festing operations for their trainees.
*Contessa: Ah, I LOVE Italy! Italian designers make the most divine shoes!
*Crooked Man: Think about the shoes later on and I got a muscle with me who will be joining on our rebellion.
*Jersey: *land down* Hello, salty people.
*Contessa: What the hell is this?
*Crooked Man: Old lad, glad you came. Meet the Jersey Devil.
*Jersey: This is gonna be fun as ripping up some lamb legs.
*Tweedledum: Ho ho ho, this is gonna rock.
*Tweedledee: All criminals in Fabletown deserve a life!
*Crooked Man: We will get revenge on Bigby Wolf and end this town in fire.
*Contessa: You're hunting down a wolf? I'm hunting down a spy agent too.
*Crooked Man: Then join along. We will take back what the sheriff loves about his town.
*Contessa: *lead the group* As you follow me, we will start the invasion right and kill the sheriff wolf. *laugh*
(Back at San Francisco, Zack and Ivy walk into the museum as they search for Carmen in the hallways and investigate through the room where the guards are down in the room where the staff was taken in)
*Zack: How could Carmen leave us like this.
*Ivy: The staff's disappear, but Carmen went out missing without telling us.
*Zack: She didn't have to leave us like this like a shadow. *receive a call from the Chief* You there?
*Chief: *hologram* Zack. What happen? Where is Carmen Sandiego?
*Zack: We don't know. We searched everywhere and the last room we went to, she suddenly disappear.
*Chief: I heard Carmen is alive somewhere around a city. We don't know for sure when she's coming back.
*Ivy: Carmen is alive?!
*Zack: No way. She can't be alive after disappearing on us like a ghost.
*Chief: Investigate what is left on the mess while my employees track down Carmen's location.
*Zack: Will do, Chief.
*Ivy: I wonder what is left on the floor. *hold up a map*
(Back at the ACME headquarters, the Chief command her employees to track down Carmen Sandiego's location in Fabletown)
*Chief: My workers, including Chase Devineaux and Julia Argent, make sure you track down Carmen while we try to work on a machine to bring her home to our headquarters.
*Chase: Will do our best to find Carmen and bring her back.
*Julia: Hope Carmen is safe from these vigilant crimes.
*Chief: Get going. We got work to do. Player Bouchard, take those flies to the storage room and don't lose the keys when you go inside the room.
*Player: *hold the flies and key* Yes ma'am. I won't lose them on the floor. *head off*
*Chief: *suspicious* Something seem fishy in the other world with all those city lights.
(Back with Carmen and Bigby, the two guys show up at Crane's place in Fabletown as they are about to go inside)
*Carmen: This is the place you want to take me in?
*Bigby: That's the mayor's place. The mayor know everything about magic and how to get you home.
*Carmen: You know, I'm from San Francisco, right?
*Bigby: That's in California. You know what we're gonna do and get the job done.
*Carmen: Right.
*Bigby: Let's go.
(Carmen and Bigby arrive at Ichabod Crane's mansion as the mayor confront Carmen and Bigby to talk about magic)
*Crane: Bigby Wolf?
*Bigby: Hello, Crane. We need to have a talk.
*Crane: What do you want this time? Don't tell me it's something sh**ty than last time.
*Bigby: I would like for you to meet someone who is not from here.
*Carmen: I'm Carmen Sandiego.
*Crane: Okay. What now?
*Bigby: Do you know anything about magic or do you know how to create holes like portals to get her back home.
*Crane: Good question. I may not be some sort of wizard, but I may know a lot about magic and magic can be traced to creating Glamour through spells.
*Bigby: How can you create a portal?
*Crane: I don't know Bigby! I'm not some sort of magician or doctor. If you were going to mix magic, all you gotta do is use two sands and create a poof out of them. *mix two sand jars to create magic* Poof! The end. No contest. End of story. All of this magic doesn't exist in reality.
*Carmen: That's it? No explanation and no creating portals.
*Bigby: Don't worry girl. I can handle it. *push Crane and choke him* How can you create a portal!?
*Crane: I don't know. You're choking on my throat.
*Bigby: You deserve to get choked in the neck after accusing me of killing people and cause more harm than the Crooked Man.
*Crane: Let... me... go...
*Bigby: Fine. *stop choking Crane* Do your job better.
*Carmen: What is with you on choking people like choking chicken necks?
*Crane: You aren't pulling my leg, are you?
*Bigby: You can't get crap right. Not even one smart cookie can handle all of this bullcrap!
*Carmen: *watch the TV* Oh no, guys. You should be watching what's going on.
*Bigby: The what?
*Crane: No s**t.
*News Reporter: *on TV* Breaking news! There have been a terror attack in the city. A bunch of demons are flipping over cars and scaring off citizens in Fabletown. A user who holds a staff is threating the town with the return of the Crooked Man who has been killed by Bigby Wolf months ago.
*Bigby: That bastard. The Crooked Man? Oh, I'm gonna kill him properly this time!
*Carmen: The Contessa! She should have known of this for sucking us into your world.
*Crane: And you brought the mess upon us.
*Bigby: I'll go fix this s**t. And you're not helping at all. Come on! Let's go teach this scumbag a lesson.
*Carmen: The staff is the only key to get me back to my world. *she and Bigby leave*
*Crane: Be careful you guys! You won't survive this long distance battle!
(Back at the Tenenment Building, Snow White, Mr. Toad and TJ watch the news with Contessa's crew invading the city as Snow White wonders where Bigby is)
*Snow White: It can't be. The Crooked Man has returned with a new army and there's no sign of Bigby's return.
*Mr. Toad: This is horrible. We must find Bigby and take down these monsters.
*TJ: They're gonna terrorize all of Fabletown if we don't act now.
*Colin: I'm ain't leaving for this s**t. You guys take care. I'm too busy watching the news regarding on Fabletown's pros and cons.
*Snow White: We're gonna find Bigby no matter what. Come on Toads, let's go out.
*Mr. Toad: We're doing this for the city.
*TJ: Don't worry Bigby, we're coming for you! *he and the gang leave*
*Colin: *try to smoke with a cigarette* Darn it! Smoking sucks and should be.
(Back at the Trip Trap, Holly, Grendel and Woody get up to clean up the place with Jack fixing the tables as they heard the news of Contessa's crew invading Fabletown)
*Holly: Holy f**k, the city is being under attacked by a new threat.
*Grendel: Is this what Bigby got to offer to leave this mess upon us?
*Jack: We need to act now and stop these invaders from destroying Fabletown.
*Woody: The children, the people, everyone!
*Holly: Let's go take down that son of a menace.
*Grendel: Last one there is a cracked bottle.
*Jack: Pay back is coming up.
*Woody: I want my hours back!
(Outside of Fabletown, many citizens are running as the demons smash some cars and chew up some garbage as Contessa demand her crew to go after the people and not the things)
*Contessa: What is going on? You guys are suppose to scare the people, not dump out garbage!
*Crooked Man: They aren't listening you deaf coof.
*Contessa: Don't tell me what to do, idiot. *freeze Crooked Man*
*Tweedledee: Boss, stop!
*Tweedledum: What are you doing?
*Jersey: Let him go!
*Contessa: Fine. *stop freezing Crooked Man* You have to do it my way if you wanna act real bad.
*Crooked Man: *cough* Where are those footprints coming from? Have you seen the last of Bigby Wolf?
*Contessa: If there is no wolf around here, then fine. I'm wiping this place apart. *get shot by Snow White* Ah! My cheeks!
*Snow White: *show up with her friends* You ain't laying on the city, brat.
*Mr. Toad: You're messing on the wrong city, lady.
*TJ: Yeah. This is for my family.
*Contessa: Ow. What is wrong with you?
*Holly: *show up with her friends* You leave Fabletown and the people right this instance.
*Grendel: Holy s**t, is that the Crooked Man?
*Crooked Man: Surprise, did you miss mis?
*Jack: No flipping way. Also, what Jersey got to do with Crooked Man's alliance?
*Jersey: I have always been this bad as Bloody Mary.
*Johann: I'm gonna butcher you like a potato!
*Greenleaf: Leave the people behind this!
*Woody: Yeah! Don't you got somewhere to f**K around other than looting in the streets like protesting over rights?
*Beauty: You're causing so much damage lately on our community. Enough.
*Beast: The f**k is your problem? You got something else to raid on?
*Bluebeard: Get lost! The s**t is over. This is coming from a person who was a former serial killer.
*Contessa: All of you supernatural people should be ashamed of yourselves for what you have build on this atrocity. Now for the proper time, it's time to clean this city up. *get shot by Carmen* Darn it!
*Carmen: *show up with Bigby* Hold it right there!
*Contessa: Carmen, you're still here? How surprising.
*Carmen: That's it Contessa. I'm taking back the staff so we can arrest you and get us out of this fairy tale world.
*Contessa: *laugh* I am never leaving this world. In fact, I'm gonna put a dark spell on you and work for me and my crew for the rest of your humble lives.
*Bigby: Leave these people alone! You got a problem with spies and supernatural creatures?
*Crooked Man: Bigby Wolf! You should have been known of this!
*Bigby: Crooked Man?!
*Crooked Man: Do you miss me? Let's play! *shoot at Bigby*
*Bigby: Aurgh! Kill them all! *fight Crooked Man*
*Snow White: Get the demons out of here. *she and the people fight the demons*
*Carmen: *fight Contessa* You're weak.
*Contessa: *kick Carmen* And slow!
*Carmen: You're not a good agent and never will.
*Contessa: You have a lot to learn on your records.
*Carmen: Not a chance. *continue fighting Contessa*
*Contessa: You're gonna lose.
*Mr. Toad: *shoot at the demons* Oh yeah! You got twisted!
*TJ: *throw a brick at a demon* Gotcha!
*Holly: *transform to a troll to kill some demons* Eat some wings up!
*Grendel: *transform to a monster and smash a demon* Smash it like a burger!
*Woody: *use his axe to chop some demons* Chopping like sausages.
*Tweedledee: Drat! We're gonna lose.
*Tweedledum: *hit his brother* Do something, stupid.
*Tweedledee: I dunno.
*Beast: *fight the Tweedles* You guys should be punished for your crimes with the Crooked Man!
*Tweedledum: Oh poop!
*Beauty: *hold her gun towards the Tweedles* Hands up. You're not going anywhere.
*Bigby: *beat up the Crooked Man* I hate you, and your crimes!
*Crooked Man: Why won't you learn to shut up! *throw dust at Bigby*
*Bigby: Aw! Not the dust! *cough* It sneezes!
*Crooked Man: *get up a hold a knife* Now, time for the main event.
*Carmen: *kick and punch Contessa* Enough is enough.
*Contessa: Come on Carmen. V.I.L.E. got something for you on your sleeves.
*Carmen: If you lend over the staff, we'll talk.
*Contessa: I'm giving it to V.I.L.E. in preparation for world domination.
*Carmen: *call the Chief* Chief, I track the Contessa down! She got the staff!
*Chief: *hologram* Good! Now held her accountable and take back the staff!
*Carmen: You won't believe what I'm gonna do to this gem. *hold the gun*
*Contessa: If you excuse me, I'm gonna wipe your gun off your hands! *Carmen shot the gem on her staff* No sherlocks!
*Carmen: *see the staff glow* Pull back!
(The staff explodes as it blast down everyone in Fabletown with a portal opening up to the museum as Zack and Ivy see the portal opening up to Fabletown)
*Zack: What is this?
*Ivy: *spot Carmen* There it is! Carmen is over there, fighting against some fairy tale people.
*Zack: Maybe the fairy tale people aren't so bad after all. It's just that the supervillain got her hands on that dangerous staff. Let's go bring back Sandiego.
*Ivy: Right behind you. *she and Zack run to the portal*
(As Zack and Ivy enter Fabletown via a portal, everyone get up from the incident as Carmen reunite with her friends in the streets while the battle continues)
*Zack: Carmen!
*Carmen: Guys! *hug her friends* I missed you so much.
*Ivy: We thought we lost you forever.
*Carmen: I'm still okay. It's just that the staff has fallen into the wrong hands and is being used by the wrong person to take over the world.
*Contessa: *hold the staff* You're not going easy on the staff you pricks.
*Carmen: Since when your mama told you to kiss that word out of your mouth?
*Contessa: None of your business, spy girl. Let's go take over San Francisco together.
*Bigby: No! You'll kill them all back there! Don't do it!
*Crooked Man: Happy death day, wolf man! *kill Bigby*
*Bigby: Ah! Pains! *crash on the ground*
*Snow White: Bigby!
*Woody: Oh s**t! Are you alright!
*Carmen: What kind of monster are you?!
*Crooked Man: Yes! I got him! I got the big bad wolf! I am proven innocent for the rest of my life.
*Tweedledee: *laugh* Ha ha ha, we got him steady.
*Tweedledum: Time for some entertainment. *he and his brother shoot everywhere*
*Beast: Move back!
*Beauty: They're playing with guns!
*Jack: God damn it. Guns are not toys to play with!
*Contessa: That's it. I'm taking you to court!
*Bigby: *get up* The moon. It's up. I can't... feel myself.
*Snow White: Bigby, what's wrong?
*Bigby: It's just one of those days. *look at the Moon and howl to transform to a werewolf*
*Carmen: *shocked* Oh jeez...
*Zack: Oh my gosh.
*Ivy: That is one big werewolf right here.
*Mr. Toad: I knew he's a wolf on the inside!
*TJ: The one and only werewolf.
*Bigby: Oh yeah. *shake his body and move his head* It's gonna get good. *roar and fight the demons*
*Contessa: Rip them to pieces!
*Snow White: Go! *she and everyone fight the demons*
*Carmen: *beat up Contessa* Pull back!
*Contessa: Not so fast! *kick and slam Carmen*
*Jersey: *destroy the cars* Smash smash smash!
*Bigby: *rip up some demons* You!
*Jersey: Oh, snap!
*Bigby: *roar and charge at Jersey, pulling his head and rip him apart* Yeah. *drink his blood and spit at a demon*
*Holly: *kill a demon* Gross.
*Grendel: *step on a demon* Die you mosquito!
*Woody: *cut a demon's head* I got the head!
*Snow White: *beat up Crooked Man* That's it, predator. You're going to jail.
*Crooked Man: *hold his gun at Snow White* You won't get away with this, pretty woman!
*Snow White: *shot Crooked Man in the eye* No. You are such a creep and predator.
*Tweedledee: No. Not again.
*Tweedledum: We're toasted.
*Snow White: You better leave now. You don't have a boss anymore to work with.
*Tweedledee: Yikes! We must get out of here!
*Tweedledum: *he and his brother run away* Run!
*Snow White: Whining like kids.
*Greenleaf: *shoot at a demon* Keep fighting back!
*Bluebeard: We're getting our freedoms back!
*Johann: *butcher a demon* Ha! I butcher you!
*Zack: *throw bombs at the demons* Got them!
*Ivy: *shoot at the demons* They scatter everywhere like fly bugs.
*Contessa: How dare you annihilate my army like this?!
*Bigby: *roar and kill all the demons and blow them into ice to smash them all* You! Try to erase the town like a eraser!
*Contessa: Stand down. You got nowhere to go, coward.
*Carmen: *push Contessa and hold the staff* I got it!
*Beauty: Be careful! Whatever it do, it create wormholes.
*Carmen: I'll try to be careful with it.
*Contessa: *Bigby walk towards her* No. Stop. I can explain.
*Bigby: You almost took everything from us. But you didn't listen.
*Beast: Show her who you are!
*Contessa: What are you again? The big furry wolf monster?
*Bigby: You know who I am. *growls* I am the BIG, BAD, WOLF! *roar and claw out Contessa on the ground*
*Carmen: *shoot the last of the demons and saw Bigby on killing Contessa* Bigby...
*Bigby: I'm okay. Got that bastard after trying to manipulate our friends.
*Carmen: So you're really a big bad wolf after all.
*Bigby: Yes. I'm also a werewolf. *howl*
*Snow White: That's the wolf alright.
*Toad: My man.
*TJ: He's our hero.
*Holly: You should have apologize for the fight at the bar, but you deserve it.
*Grendel: Way a go, wolf man.
*Johann: You save the day and the town!
*Greenleaf: Thank you for making us live if it weren't for these pricks.
*Beauty: You saved the world and all of magic.
*Beast: I owe you a dime. You had our respect.
*Bluebeard: You're making us happy this time. Thank you.
*Bigby: No. Thank you. I saved your sorry butts out of the way so you don't get frozen by Contessa and her men.
*Snow White: The Tweedles has ran off again. But they will always be back for more crimes in the future.
*Bigby: Trust me, they always lose like the Wicked Witch of the West.
*Carmen: The case is closed and the mission has been accomplished. Well done you guys.
*Zack: We finally got the staff we wanted.
*Ivy: If we weren't for the demons, we would have been toasted as bread.
*Bigby: *deform back to his human form* Jesus... Christ.
*Snow White: You're alright, big boy?
*Bigby: I'm okay. I'm independent. I can take care of myself.
*Carmen: It's gonna be okay. You just needed some time to rest.
*Bigby: Thanks people. The whole city needed a clean up. Get the authorities and damage control to clean this mess up. I need to put on some clothes.
*Snow White: Will do. I'm calling the government to get everything going to clean up the city.
*Carmen: *call the Chief* Chief, we won. We finally defeated the Contessa. There's a little change on her. She's dead.
(Back at the ACME headquarters, the Chief and all the agents find out about Contessa's death as they celebrate her demise on her invasion on Fabletown)
*Chief: Good knowing that Contessa is taken to justice and is finally defeated for good. Also, we found Carmen in a place like New York.
*Julia: Finally! A villain have been served to justice.
*Chase: This is how we get the job done!
*Player: Sweet! Even Zack and Ivy are safe somewhere around New York.
*Chief: They have moved up a whole level on becoming actual agents other than interns.
(After the fight with Contessa's crew, the New York City Police Department and damage control showed up to clean the city caused by the demons over as the citizens returned to check what's going on in the streets)
*Kelsey: Make sure we keep the road clean by wiping off the blood off the ground.
*Cryer: What is going on?
*Tiny Tim: I felt bad for working with Crooked Man after all the damage he caused in the city.
*Nerissa: I hope everyone can make things right after the incident.
*Flycatcher: Can you believe this? Look at all the demons they dumped in the streets.
*Snow White: Thank you for coming Kelsey Brannigan. The city should be clean by morning.
*Kelsey: From a long Halloween, to a whole season of Fall near the Winter time.
*Bigby: *drink some beer* Ah. That's what I need.
*Carmen: Sure you can handle drinking everything in one bottle?
*Bigby: I'll make sure to not go drunk after this long fight.
*Carmen: You should have drink a energy drink. Try to not drink too much alcohol at night. It's not good for you when you're thinking.
*Bigby: I know my manners and lessons.
*Mr. Toad: You sure needed a nice bath before your shift tomorrow morning.
*TJ: Being a sheriff is a lot of work in the workforce.
*Carmen: We made a great duo together, don't you think?
*Bigby: I really appreciate everything you done to get rid of those guys. Without you, the city would have been f**ked more than the long hot summer of 1967.
*Carmen: You were really a werewolf after all, Bigby. Look like there's nothing to bug about.
*Bigby: No more bed bugs crawling up my skin. You should always use shampoo and hair conditioner to clean your hair and body when you feel like.
*Carmen: You ever wonder putting some perfume on your skin?
*Bigby: Nope. Not interested.
*Carmen: You're so funny Bigby, despite being grumpy as a grandpa.
*Snow White: I promise you to get you some Chinese food with sushi next dinner.
*Bigby: Don't forget the croutons if optional if we were given some wonton soup.
*Carmen: We got the rare staff now and it's going to the ACME headquarters.
*Bigby: It's too early for goodbyes. Thank you for everything, Carmen Sandiego. You saved all of Fabletown and the city should honor you for being a hero.
*Carmen: Real heroes should be considered as firefighters and secret agents.
*Zack: We're trainees, what do you expect?
*Ivy: We're in the middle of studying to become actual agents in the future.
*Carmen: One day, we'll be master techs for ACME.
*Snow White: You aren't too bad of a young agent, don't you say Sandiego?
*Carmen: I'll see you on the other side. *use the staff to open up a portal to the museum* We better get going. See you all later.
*Bigby: So long kids and stay out of trouble! I've been to worst case scenarios when I was young like you all!
*Zack: We hope to not fall into some sort of trouble around here.
*Ivy: Trying to act like good people here.
*Carmen: See ya. Don't you wanna be ya. *she and her friends jump to the portal as the portal closes down*
*Snow White: There they go. Gone, but not forgotten.
*Bigby: They'll be back. *put his shirt on and light up a cigarette to smoke and blow* Just doing some classic old Bigby Wolf things since the early days of my promotion as sheriff.
*Beauty: Good old Bigby.
*Beast: Don't do anything stupid out there.
*Woody: Don't make a mess in the bar ever again.
*Bigby: We're just people, okay? Everyone should mind their own business, right here on this moment 24/7.
*Snow White: Right.
*Bigby: *walk off* I'm going home.
*Snow White: See ya Bigby. Don't forget to shave before you shower.
*Bigby: I know my schedule!
*Snow White: Never more a lone wolf.
(Back at San Francisco, Carmen, Zack and Ivy left the museum as they get on to the van with Carmen driving the van on their way to the ACME headquarters)
*Carmen: We totally knocked some demons done. Well done.
*Zack: We're top notch.
*Ivy: How picture perfect we are and our skills.
*Carmen: It's okay. Nobody's perfect. Our skills don't matter how well we do on the fight.
*Zack: I thought you were cool as a ninja.
*Ivy: This lady got the best skills out there and always get the job done!
(Carmen, Zack and Ivy arrive at the ACME headquarters as they park their van in the parking lot and walk into the headquarters through the computer room as they are embraced by their co-workers and the Chief, succeeding them on getting the staff after a long mission)
*Chief: Welcome back trainees.
*Carmen: We're back, Chief. We got the staff back from the Contessa and got what we wanted.
*Julia: I rooted for you, girl.
*Player: Proud to act like a hero and criminal at the same time.
*Chase: You did what you did here, young lady.
*Chief: Carmen Sandiego, how can we thank you for getting the most powerful staff in the world?
*Carmen: We got what we wanted to complete the mission.
*Zack: We stole it without getting caught.
*Ivy: The authorities haven't even notice about it, neither is warping to another world.
*Chief: That staff may be dangerous as it should. We don't want the staff to fall into the wrong hands again like today.
*Carmen: We probably won't be using the staff for now and not even one person can touch it with their gloves.
*Chief: We may have to hide it to prevent cross-contamination with the other users and prevent another world domination from any villain trying to dominate the world.
*Carmen: We'll promise to keep it safe and no other person should be able to touch it at all.
*Zack: We'll hide it safe without a easy spot.
*Ivy: It's gonna be hard to hit it safe as finding a jar of cookies on top of the fridge.
*Chief: I should thank you more than saving another world's life. Keep the staff safe somewhere else.
*Carmen: Will do, boss.
*Zack: Thanks for everything.
*Ivy: Kudos and adios.
*Chief: You guys are on point to become actual agents someday after school.
(Carmen, Zack and Ivy head to the storage room of the ACME headquarters to store the staff with a bunch of weapons in the room)
*Carmen: Good spot to hide. Any individual that come here won't know the secret password to get into the room.
*Zack: In fact, nobody knows.
*Ivy: They'll never find the staff in here after the museum.
*Carmen: The Chief would be proud of this and everything that has been going on with our lives.
(Meanwhile at the V.I.L.E. headquarters, the four leaders, Professor Maelstrom, Coach Brunt, Countless Cleo and Dr. Saira Bellum watch on the screen regarding on the news of the staff's disappearance in the museum while asking the whereabouts of the Contessa despite her death back at Fabletown)
*Maelstrom: I can't believe where in the world has the Contessa has gone to.
*Brunt: She hasn't return with the staff. Also, the staff's taken away after Carmen Sandiego got it.
*Cleo: They left out some secrets off the floor after this mystery.
*Saira: The authorities have showed up to investigate on the museum and the footprints lying on the ground.
*Maelstrom: If it has something to do with this Sandiego girl, we're taking action.
*Brunt: They showed footage of the other world with the fairy tale creatures as shown on the museum's security cameras.
*Cleo: I heard she was killed by a large werewolf after the fight with the demons.
*Saira: Is it true that the Contessa was wasted in her fate?
*Maelstrom: It cannot be. How dare Carmen made a alliance with the wolf after we send her to get the staff and now the spy got the staff before us? That Carmen lady will pay! We will rise and V.I.L.E. will soon take over the world with all of our weapons in charge.
*Brunt: With our powers and guns, no one will stand aside from thievery.
*Cleo: We will zap them and lock them with our hand cuffs.
*Saira: We will soon take over all of San Francisco and Earth. There will be a place for villains to live where they don't have to wander off anymore to these crimes.
*Maelstrom: When we strike, we'll be ready to take action and kill that Sandiego girl for killing the Contessa. *fingers crossed* We'll finish what the Contessa has started. *laugh*
(In both worlds, Carmen walk over the skies in the top of the buildings as she jump through the ropes, and run through buildings in San Francisco as Bigby does his normal daily routines by smoking and drinking some bar at the Trip Trap as well fighting off some thieves in the streets and walking off the alley in Fabletown)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is set between the events of The Wolf Among Us and its sequel The Wolf Among Us 2.
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