News Machine, November 2021

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in November 2021, archived directly to this wiki from the group's official website.
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== Blog entries ==
=== SUPER MONDO PLAGUE SALE!!!! ===
Monday, November 8 2021, 6:57am
Okay! So, with the exception of three FANTASTIC shows in LA, SF Santa Cruz, the COVID PLAGUE has cancelled many Residents Dog Stab! tours! And those non-existent tours have unfortunately produced MUCHO OODLES of unsold products currently cluttering the Cryptic offices. But one dude's dump is another dude's diamond, meaning... IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!
We're hoping to move as much of this EXQUISITE DETRITUS as possible in three different bundles; T-Shirts, LPs/vinyl and CDs. So jump on it - supplies are limited and the prices will never go any lower!
https://bigsale.residents.com/
=== Wonder of Weird Demos released ===
Friday, November 12 2021, 9:23am
Available now from Klanggalerie is a collection of demos for the 2013 touring show, Wonder of Weird. 23 tracks of minimalist electronic sketches for songs that came to be, and some that didn't.
Order yours at Klanggalerie.
=== PLAGUE SALE ENDING SOON! ===
Monday, November 15 2021, 6:18am
Yes! Yes! Yes! The fabulous PLAGUE SALE! featuring bundles of T-Shirts, LPs and CDs is ENDING ON FRIDAY! We still have a little product left but, with prices like this, it's moving fast, so BUY or DIE!!!
https://bigsale.residents.com/
=== THAT'S (almost) IT! ===
Thursday, November 18 2021, 11:03pm
INDEED! That is almost it! The hugely successful PLAGUE SALE! ends at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (West Coast time). And while the MEGA MONDO POPULAR VINYL is nearly gone (there are a few Intruders and Metal, Meat & Bone LPs left), we still have CD and T-Shirt bundles.
Note: These are the RESIDENTS 50th ANNIVERSARY Classic Eyeball and Dog Stab! shirts, meaning the boss OFFICIAL 50th ANNIVERSARY LOGO is printed RIGHT ON THE BACK!!! WAY COOL!
https://bigsale.residents.com/
== See also ==
* News Machine
* Residents.com
* BOG
== External links and references ==
*The Residents' News Machine
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