Fivemas

Fivemas, also known as Rottide in Waifurian culture as it was Joe Biden’s favorite holiday, was a ritual conducted by the 5 Warden every December 25th (Earth Time) in which he delivered a cardboard cutout of a 5 to each resident of the Omniverse and, as of recently, the Multiverse. Noone knows why he started doing this, but it became enforced by Employeric law so he can't quit even if he wanted to. If a 5 recipient (aka everyone) failed to leave out bilb wasps hung up above their fireplace, they would later disappear under mysterious circumstances.
Category:Events