Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Sweet Cap’n Cakes are a group of 3 members of that sect we know as Darkerners. They are supa evil! They often kill people by pretending that they are bakery and sell cakes and luring innocents into their trap. The Cakes and Sweet in their name is actually the names their smallest and largest members, Sweet and K_K (K_K’s name is cakes). The Cap'n come from the fact they are capping when they say their cakes are not filled with chocolate. They do have a shop tho but the only thing that is edible they sell is something called a CD Bagel, which is really a bagel with a cd inside and many people have died from metal poisoning because of this. They also impersonate the Speakerman faction of the alliance and have killed some and fed the Alliance Cd Bagels but turns out they didn’t die because they are robots.
== History ==
One day in the 90s, these three guys , K_K, sweet and Cap’n were born and they became friends when they started school. After they graduated from high school. They went into separate colleges. One night K_K was detained because he was dumping dead bodies from a graveyard into a train car. Then he ran into his old friends Sweet and Cap’n and then they busted him out of WaJail and they fled to the Dark UnWorld. They soon found an old shop and bought it. Then they named it Sweet Cap’n Cakes but then they found out it was pretty expensive to sell cakes in the Dark UnWorld. So they started a band but Queen came and banned it, so they started selling other things that was not pastries but still kept the old name. And they had a fun time murdering OVER 9000 people and Teletubbies, they got arrested but broke out again and got shot to death but they respawned themselves and operated the store in secret.
== Things that they say are in their shop ==
* poop
* free Pokémon 
* Ice cream
* Shames
* DVDs of shames
* pastries
* Cakes
* Cupcakes
* Tubby Toast
* dogs
* cats
== Things that are actually in their shop ==
* CD Bagel (only the alliance and SCC is immune to this)
* GlowWrist (practically this is a useless piece of shitty Christmas lights)
* MechaSaber (the Teletubbies have this)
* AutoAxe (it is really a buzzsaw)
* Thomas’s friends who are not in the 2021 reboot
* Yo mama
* Pedo bear
* The lost teletubbies
* The lost tiddlytubbies
* Skibidi toilets!
== Trivia ==
* Cap’n appears to wear a hoodie but no, that thing behind him is a Jetpack
* They are minions of the Teletubbies
* They secretly sell Tubby Toast
* They killed the Baby Sun once
* They impersonate Speakerman
* You can also tell them to dance for 4 seconds but this would make them glitch and corrupt
* They were former minions of the Teletubbies until they got kicked out by Po because K_K has weird eyes and is constantly saying Ho Ho Ho to annoy the entire Teletubby Army, Sweet because he reminds Po of a Camera strider (which Po hates because they are owned by the alliance who are their one of the Teletubbies’ main enemies) and Cap’n because she doesn’t know who his real name is and that the fact he has the same type of eyes as kk and that he is annoying as pigeon as well as reminding Po of one.
* Currently, they are the leaders and founders of the Commonwealth of Neutrals or CONs, which also includes the Teletubby land bunnies and the Astro Toilets, however, Po does not know this.
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