Show Super Reunion Special

*Welcome to this great Show special! In this special, we will have eight segments written by four writers, with two stories each for each writer. We have a special guest writer who will also write two segments! Enjoy!
==Rack's stories==
===Mismatched Mishaps===
*(NH is experimenting in his lab, as usual, but today it looks like he has a new experiment being made!)
*NH: Yes! Yeeeeeessss! After days without sleep and bathroom breaks, I have made my new gene splicer! With it, I shall splice my wolf genes with human genes in order to have the appearance of a smelly human! You all probably think I'm crazy for considering that, but it's the only way I'll be taken seriously if I want to overthrow US and make it New Heathera! (laughs manically) (calmly) That and I'd love to have my own house.
*Rig: (in a small dog cage, picking ears): Huh? Plus, you do know no one besides myself will hear you, right?
*NH: Who asked you to talk? Hush so I can finish my invention.
*Rig: 'Kay. (bites the cage wire in the meantime)
*NH: Now.... where do I find a sample of human skin? Hmm... Aha!
*(Cut to Rack scratching himself crazily suffering the effects of eczema.)
*Rack: (scratching hastily, reading an eczema lotion): Soothing relief? More like fire on gasoline!
*(NH collects the dry skin that falls off, and hastily retreats to the lab before Rack finds him.)
*NH: The human's eczema is like gold nuggets in a mine! (NH checks to see if it is a sufficient amount) Perfect! That should cover up my entire body! Now there's no way my plan will fail!
*(Cut to Old Man, who is holding his stomach and crotch in pain, slowly walking around the house.)
*Old Man: Oooh! Maybe I shouldn't have had the Quadruple-thick prune milkshake and ate my chocolate! (reads that his "chocolates" are actually brown colored laxatives) Ooh! I gotta find somewhere to go!
*(Until noted, the scenes keep switching between NH and Old Man.)
*NH: Come on, come on, charge up so I can use you!
*Old Man: Ugh.... there's only bushes around.....
*Computer: 98%.... 99%.....
*NH: Yes! This is going to be so scrumptious and delicious!
*Computer: 1....
*NH: Come on, come on!
*Old Man: Come on, come on! I can't hold it any more!
*(The scene switches end here as Old Man runs into NH's lab.)
*Old Man: Whoa, now this is what I call a fancy outhouse! You kids have so many advantages today that we didn't have!
*NH: You?! What are you doing here?! How did you get in?!
*Old Man: The door was open.
*NH: Drat! I always forget to lock the door! Couldn't you have just knocked?
*Old Man: When you're old and gotta go, it's a life or death situation.
*NH: The bathroom's over there.
*Old Man: (relieved look on his face): Nah, I just went.
*NH: Figures. Alright, get out of my lab right now or I'll-
*Computer: 100%!
*NH: NOOOOOOO!!!!
*(NH and Old Man are connected together due to NH's fur and Old Man's clothes getting stuck together due to the gene splicer, but they're barely connected, causing a close call.)
*NH: Oh, phew! That was close, Nothing a knife can't fix. Alright, don't move. I'll cut us off and we'll be free.
*(NH accidentally gets the gene splicer instead of the knife, which happens to be right next to the knife; he cuts the area, which naturally causes their genes to splice; a quick montage shows their bodies from toes to head change their genes, with Old Man getting NH's wolf genes while retaining his human figure while NH get's Old Man's human genes with his wolf figure; NH gains Old Man's clothes while Old Man gains NH's fur and nudity; it ends after the splicing process completes and they fall on the ground.)
*Old Man: Whoa.... what is this amazing sensation.... I haven't felt this since I was a part of the hippie movement and streaked all across town! I am no longer Old Man... I am Wolfman! *howls* Thank you so much, hairy boy who really should get a haircut!
*NH: UGH! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! NOT ONLY AM I STUCK IN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF SKIN YOU HAVE, AND AM STUCK WITH YOUR DISGUSTING HABITS, BUT I'M... WEARING... CLOTHES! HOW?! I SHOULD STILL BE NAKED IF THIS WASN'T A CARTOON! SINCE WHEN DID CLOTHES MAGICALLY GROW ON PEOPLE AND CONFINE THEIR EVERY BREEEZE?! WHY I... (the rest of what NH says is tuned out)
*Old Man: Is the beatnik like this all the time?
*Rig: Yeah, I've also been told I have a pathetic body. You get used to it.
*Old Man: While you whine, I'm gonna go out and get a breeze. See ya later, brothers!
*(Old Man happily leaves, running.)
*Rig: And sisters!
*NH: (panting) Fine! I guess I'll try to find a way to fix this. Oh well, at least I have my attractive build. (poses)
*Rig: (laughing hard): Um, okay, if you say so!
*NH: You're just mad because there's no Pie Pockets left in the fridge.
*Rig: Meanie. You ate five of them!
*NH: Says the person that eats their own waste as pie.
*Rig: You want some of this?!
*NH: Bring it!
*(Meanwhile, while NH and Rig are arguing, Old Man is enjoying his new form.)
*Old Man: I haven't run free and feeling the breeze in what feels like centuries! I could get used to this hair. (runs in a meadow) I'm free. (is on the Grand Canyon) I'm free! (is on Mount Rushmore) I'M FREE! (is on Mount Everest) I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (an echo of his long yell is heard, and snow plummets on him as a result, blowing him away in mid air) (muffled) So there is something called too much breeze. (Old Man lands in USVille's street, where Old Man is happily walking with a spring in his step with fellow citizens) Hi there little girl! Great weather, huh?
*Little Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MOMMY! It's the wolfman!
*Mother: You're right, honey! Run! Hold on to my hand and don't stare!
*Little Girl: Okay mommy!
*(They both quickly run away.)
*Old Man: What's their problem? (he shrugs and walk away, not knowing there was a sign saying a "a wolf and man hybrid was on the loose")
*(Old Man is running up to a fast car.)
*Old Man: Hello, sir! Great day for running on all fours, huh?
*Man: Ooh, I should try it sometime.
*Old Man: Yes, you should! It's amazing!
*Man: What a nice, yet odd fellow.
*(The man sees Old Man's tail.)
*Man: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*(The man crashes into a stop sign, causing bad traffic as a result.)
*Old Man: (still running): Man this town is acting weird today.
*(Old Man runs by US's office, with US noticing the odd creature.)
*US: Ooh, I love hunting! Imma get 'em and eat 'em for dinner!
*(The Deputy Mayor suddenly bursts into the office.)
*Dep. Mayor: (panting): Miss US, Miss US! News just came in that-
*US: I know, I know, I just saw it. Imma hunt for it.
*Dep. Mayor: Um, shouldn't you hold a bounty for it instead?
*US: Nonsense! Why hold a bounty in this economy when I can just do it myself? I got my purple shot gun right here. (loads it, so much so the bullet ricochets all the way in the office and barely avoids hitting Dep. Mayor.)
*Dep. Mayor: Phew. Trigger happy, much?
*US: Hey, I need to get in the zone! And if you get in the way, then you'll know what happens. (loads it)
*Dep. Mayor: (sweating "bullets"): Uh, uh, I promise I won't Miss US. Di-did I mention you're even prettier than the day I met you?
*US: Ooh, good job on the buttkissing. Keep it up and you'll be going places. Anyway, I gotta go, see ya later! (US jumps out of one of the office's windows and lands on her feet) Who says cats are the only things that land on their feet? Now, come here, Wolf Man.... momma won't hurt you...
*(Cut back to NH, who is on the finishing touches of restoring the gene splicing incident, watching his miniature TV.)
*NH: Ah, Quigly will never learn...
*TV Announcer: We interrupt this hilarious episode to show you breaking news! The infamous Wolf Man has finally been found, and our own Mayor US is planning on killing it for food.
*NH: WHAT?!
*US: (on TV): Well, I've always wondered what a wolf tastes like, and it's survival of the fittest, bros and sisterren.
*Reviewer: You know this is a Wolf MAN, right?
*US: Who said I didn't eat man before?
*NH: Oh no! If they kill him, then I'll be stuck in this wrinkly, mutated body forever!
*Rig: Then you better hurry, I hear US is singing a lullaby very near us.
*US: (singing): Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird. And if that bird don't sing, then momma's gunny buy you a wedding ring. And if you don't appreciate an incredibly expensive diamond, momma's gonna choke you and get her gun!
*NH: Then that must mean-
*(Old Man runs in and tries to lock the door so US can't get in.)
*Old Man: I don't want to be a Wolf Man anymore! I just want to be back to normal! Back in my day fellow friends didn't hunt each other for food.
*NH: Glad you see things my way, now let's change back!
*(Meanwhile, US is trying her hardest to get inside NH's lab.)
*US: Come on, let me in, I'm hungry for huma- I mean wolf men! (US then tries clawing the wood to get inside)
*Old Man: She's a human termite!
*NH: Yeah she's something else alright.
*(A beeping sound is heard.)
*NH: Perfect! Stand still everyone.
*(Rack comes out of the house to check on NH.)
*Rack: It's been almost an entire day since NH hasn't left the lab, I should check on him and give him some.... (sees US scratching on the door) holy cheese and crackers! US, what are you doing?
*US: (US shoots her gun, with Rack just barely dodging it, with just a hair falling off) Raclk! Don't scare me like that!
*Rack: Well don't kill me and I won't scare you!
*US: Fine, deal. But you have to pay me extra for not killing the Wolf Man.
*Rack: Alright, how about 100?
*US: 250.
*Rack: 150.
*US: 500.
*Rack: 350.
*US: A thousand smackerios!
*Rack: A dollar!
*US: Deal! Ha, you lost so much money Raclk! Loser! (does the "loser sign on her forehead) LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! HAHAHAH! See ya later!
*(US runs off, once again reloading her purple shot gun.)
*US: Pretty Purple's out, yo!
*(US then leaves entirely.)
*Rack: I love her. Okay, now to check up on NH!
*(Cut back to NH, Old Man and Rig.)
*NH: This sure is taking an inordinate amount of time to charge....
*Rig: Yeah, so does not having any Pie Pockets.
*NH: Will you get over that already?!
*Old Man: It's almost time...
*(Rack bursts in at the last minute with cheese and crackers.)
*Rack: Snack time!
*NH & Old Man: (slow motion): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
*Rig: (normal): Meh. Saw it coming.
*(Due to Rack's interference, the gene splicer overloads from too many people using it and explodes; minus Rig, everyone awakens feeling very different.....)
*Rack: Ugh... my head. Huh, I don't remember feeling so tall and hairy....
*NH: Please tell me I'm back in my body, PLEASE tell me I'm back in my body... (feels head) UGH! I'm not! Are those liver spots I feel?
*Old Man: Ow... wait. I actually have hair! But I have dweeby glasses now... what happened?
*(As a result of the gene splicer overloading, Rack is in NH's body, NH is in Old Man's body and Old Man is in Rack's body.)
*Rack: Oh no! I'm my own pet! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? (skims through "I'm trapped in my dog's body for dummies" book)
*NH: Figures. I'd be mad, but eh, my energy is too low in this body of skin and bones.
*Old Man: I don't know what to think. I'm young and have a full head of hair, which is good, but now I have to go to the bathroom like a normal person!
*Rack: (panting): Maybe a walk outside will clear my head. (a gentle breeze blows) oh.... oh my...... what is this tingling feeling I feel.... oh......... ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....... wow. That. Is. Amazing. YES! FINALLY! I don't have eczema anymore! I don't need to worry about adult responsibilities! And best of all.... I'm naked! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaked! Neked! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayked! I........ AM............. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Nude! In the buff! And this fur make it so amazing! NH, how come you never told me how amazing being naked felt?
*NH: I tried but you kept interrupting. All I can say now is.... be good to her, and she'll be good to you.
*Rack: Darn right! Woo hoo! I'm free! (calmly) By the way, I'll make you dinner later. (back to yelling) But for now.... I........... AM................ FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Voice: Alright, alright, we heard ya the first time! Shut up and frolic in the meadow!
*Rack: I sure will! Romp, even! (Rack runs away into a field of flowers)
*(Cut back to NH and Old Man.)
*Rig: Oh, so THAT'S where the Pie Pockets went! Aw, NH, you should have told me you were using them for that!
*NH: Oh I'll remember next time.
*Rig: Yay! Thankies! (Rig runs away, stuffing her face with them)
*NH: Well, I suppose it could be worse. I mean, old people, like wolves, aren't judged for not using toilets, and I could get used to no more bathroom breaks. Speaking of which... diaper needs a changin'!
*Old Man: Karma is a jerk.
*NH: Well, get to changin' them!
*(Old Man quickly tries to.)
*NH: And who says old people don't have fun? (he winks)
*(Book closes.)
*Narrator: And so they all lived happily ever after.......... except Old Man, who for the next 60 years had to work at a nursing home thanks to foolish body swapping. Oh, and, I tried Old Man's suggestion.... it is amazing. Now, excuse me while I go outside. (faraway) FWEEDOM! THE END.
==Kait's Stories==
===Being Super is Not So Super===
*(NH is working in his lab on yet ANOTHER experiment covered by a sheet; NH has red eyes due to sleep loss and is slowly dozing off; Rig runs in blowing a trumpet horribly)
*Rig: (Plays trumpet) GOOD MORNING SLEEPY!
*NH: (Screams) Rig, what the blazes are you doing?!
*Rig: I'm practicing my trumpet playing, aren't I great?
*(Rig plays the trumpet terribly and blows into it so hard that it shoots across the room and smashes into a thin plate which falls to the floor)
*NH: Smashing. Now, don't do anything for a minute while I finish this.
*(Rig stands still, slowly turns blue, and passes out)
*NH: I didn't tell you to stop breathing! Ugh, moron.
*(NH finishes his experiment)
*NH: Finished! Behold Rig!
*(NH takes the sheet off; reveals a ray gun; Rig takes a deep breath and jumps up)
*Rig: Wow....what is it?
*NH: It's a ray gun. But not just any ray gun, a ray gun that when fired at someone, it gives them superpowers. Though I have no idea if it works or how it will work, until now that is. Rig, stand on the red X on the ground.
*Rig: KK!
*(Rig stands on the X; NH is about to turn the ray gun on when US comes in)
*US: I'm ready!
*NH: US! What are you doing here?!
*US: Isn't it picture day?
*(Rack comes in)
*Rack: Did somebody say picture day?!
*NH: No, it isn't picture day!
*Rig: Everyone, stand on the X!
*(Rig turns the ray gun on and runs to the X)
*US, Rack, and Rig: Cheese!
*NH: NOOOO!
*(NH runs to them just as the ray gun blasts them; an explosion occurs and they are all groaning)
*NH: Ugh....What happened?
*(The smoke goes away and they are all wearing costumes; Rack's purple and brown, Rig's pink, US' purple, and NH's black)
*US: Rack, you're copying me!
*Rack: What?
*US: You're wearing purple as well, only I'm supposed to wear purple, it's the law.
*Rack: It is?
*US: Well, now it is.
*Rack: Well mine is purple with brown at least.
*US: Hm, true. Alright, I'll let it go, for now.
*Rig: I don't feel super or like a hero.
*NH: Guess I only made a costume making ray gun.
*US: At least this costume doesn't make me look like a elephant.
*(US turns into a purple elephant)
*NH: What the?!
*US: EW! I'm a elephant!
*NH: Oh great, YOU got the shape-shifting powers.
*(US turns back to normal)
*US: That was a rush.
*Rig: OOHH, I wanna see what my powers are! But first, time for some pie!
*(Rig grabs a pie and it shrinks)
*Rig: Mini pie, yummy!
*(Eats it and the pie grows in her throat, swallows it and burps)
*Rig: 'cuse me.
*Rack: (Drops his glasses and they fall under a cabinet) Oops. Where are they?
*(Rack lifts the cabinet, grabs his glasses, and drops the cabinet, causing it to break the floor)
*NH: So US has shape-shifting, Rig has shrinking, and Rack has super strength. But what do I have?
*(NH puts his hand on a metal table and it sticks to his hand)
*NH: Huh? (Lifts hand and it lifts with it) Get off!
*(Table falls off his hand)
*NH: I have magnetokinesis, perfect!
*Rig: Mag-what?
*US: The power of making?
*NH: I can move metal with my mind you idiots.
*Rig, Rack, and Us: Oh.
*US: Well I'm gonna go have strangers do my bidding.
*Rack: I need to go for a walk, don't want my body to get weak.
*Rig: I'm gonna go chase dogs.
*NH: You mean cats right?
*Rig: Nope.
*(They all leave including NH)
*NH: Well while they are busy, I'm gonna go try out my new evil powers.
*(Rack is seen walking when he sees Old Man trying to cross the street)
*Old Man: Oh, blast hipsters! They think they can be better than me in their fancy driving things. Back in my day, we didn't have these but we actually had to walk or have horses do it for us. We were also polite enough to let people cross the street and not ignore me in a time of need and continue their wasteful lives. That's another thing-
*Rack: Hi Old Man. Need assistance crossing the street?
*Old Man: See? At least you are a nice person and not like these selfish, cold hearted hooligans who think they're better than me in their-
*Rack: I already heard you. But here, let me help.
*(Rack picks Old Man up and throws him across the street; Old Man lands in a tree)
*Rack: Oops...Guess I better go.
*(Rack walks away quickly)
*Old Man: Darn kid! I can't believe he would just throw a innocent man trying to cross the street, does he not know that I am afraid of heights? Kids are so- OH, my dentures! (Grab his dentures that are covered in bird poop and bugs and puts them in his mouth) Knew I dropped them somewhere! Hm, these have a interesting taste.
*(US is at City Hall commanding strangers to do things for her)
*US: You, ugly man with a terrible comb-over! Come here and massage my feet for me.
*Man: Don't tell me what to do!
*(US turns into a T-Rex and roars in his face; the man screams and quickly massages US' feet)
*US: Ah, this is perfect. (Turns her head into a T-Rex's) KEEP MASSAGING!
*(The man massages harder; Rig is seen chasing a dog)
*Dog: Go away weirdo!
*Rig: Come back here, I wanna catch you!
*(Rig quickly catches up to the dog and touches his tail, causing him to shrink)
*Dog: (High, squeaky voice) What the?! (See's Rig's big creepy smile) AH!
*(The dog runs away and Rig chases him)
*Rig: Doggy, I want to catch you!
*(NH is seen walking down the street and metal objects are drawn towards him)
*NH: All I need to do is walk to City Hall, use my powers to control all of the metal objects in USville, and then be the ruler of NHville, then the world!
*(NH walks up to the City Hall where he sees US, the man still massaging her feet)
*Man: Can I please stop?
*US: No, keep massaging!
*NH: What are you doing?
*US: Just being distracted.
*NH: Perfect.
*(NH walks into City Hall and into US' office)
*Dep: (Wearing a maid's dress) NH? What are you doing here?
*NH: Um, I'm gonna ignore the fact that you're wearing female clothing and continue with my plan.
*Dep: Hey, dresses can be manly too! And you can't be in here, US won't be happy.
*NH: Now you're annoying me, get out.
*Dep: What?
*NH: Are all humans idiotic?
*('NH u'ses his powers to use a flag pole in her office to hit Dep and he falls down the stairs)
*Dep: (From downstairs) I'm okay!
*NH: (Opens the window) Come to me my metal friends! Come and help me control USville!
*(Various metal objects fly to NH and keep hitting him)
*NH: STOP!
*(All of the objects but a huge piano stop; the piano smashes into NH)
*NH: Who has a piano made of metal? Ugh....these powers are one of the worst mistakes I've made! I need to take our powers away!
*(NH runs to the front of the city hall and US, Rack, and Rig are talking)
*NH: Ah, perfect. You're all here.
*Rack: Guess having powers is harder than we thought.
*US: Not to me, I LOVE my new powers. I just got a free massage from some ugly dude, though his hands were nasty.
*Man: I'm still here, you know!
*(US turns into a lion and scares the man away)
*US: See what I mean? It's awesome.
*Rig: I miss eating my special pies, they keep shrinking!
*Rack: I threw Old Man into a tree.
*NH: Well you guys, minus US, will love to know that I am having our powers removed.
*US: AW, party pooper.
*NH: Shush. At least the ray gun is metal.
*(NH has the ray gun come to him from the lab but it hits NH in the head)
*NH: Stupid magnetokinesis.
*US: Gesundheit.
*NH: Alright, let's stand still, have it be like picture day.
*Rig, US, and Rack: CHEESE!
*(The ray gun is lifted to be in front of them, it blasts them, and they are back to normal, the ray gun falls to the ground and shatters)
*NH: Yes! We're normal again! Somewhat.
*Rig: Yay, time for pie!
*(Rig eats a pie)
*US: Oh well. At least Dep still obeys me no matter what. Speaking of which, DEP! FRONT AND CENTER!
*(Dep flies to them)
*Rack: Holy macadamia!
*Dep: I am not Dep, I am Super Maid!
*US: Stop flying.
*Dep: Yes dear.
*(Dep stops flying and falls face first onto the ground)
*NH: Oh no.
*(Everyone else is in costumes and are flying/using powers)
*NH: Everyone has powers now? I give up, I'm going home.
*(Old Man runs to them and leaves fire behind)
*Old Man: I haven't ran this fast since my young days! I knew bird poop and bugs DO give you powers, take that conspiracy people!
*Rack: Um NH, wait for me.
*(Rack, NH, and Rig walk home while Dep massages US' feet)
*US: This still is the life. (THE END)
==Sboy's Stories==
===The Evil Breeze===
*(Begins with NH walking behind the house with Rig)
*NH: What a fiasco that was earlier.. At least everything's normal again. (rolls eyes)
*Rig: (chewing on a slice of pie) I like pie!
*NH: Note to self, Rig is not the best individual to have a conversation with.
*(He pushes a really tiny button on the back of the house, which makes a hole open up in the ground. Him and Rig fall down the hole into the lab)
*Rig: I think I broke my spleen!
* NH: That's what you say every day... now, since that blasted ray gun plan got out of hand, I'm going to try it again with a backup I made. And to be safe, I made another new machine that will tell me if something is going to go wrong by giving me a guarantee percentage. Now... machine, give me a number! (The machine prints out a piece of paper that NH picks up and reads. It says "Guaranteed 100% nothing bad will happen... seriously, trust me. I am your creation after all. It's not like I'd lie to you and you'll be body swapped again.... in other words, DOIT) Hmm.... perfect! So Rig, stand right there like last time.
*Rig: Okey-dokey!
*(NH shoots the ray gun at Rig, but this time, the beam bounces off of her and at NH. He gets so surprised that he drops the gun.)
*NH: Oh no... (The beam hits NH; him and Rig have switched bodies again. The gun has also broken from NH dropping it.) Oh great... A body swap. Like we haven't been through this before.
*Rig: Oopsies...
*NH: What did you do, you nitwit?!
*Rig: I just remembered while I was organizing your ray guns, I accidentally put the superpower gun in the body swap gun's spot...
*NH: Idiot! I told you to pay attention when you were doing that!
*Rig: I was looking at a leaf! It came in to the lab and was moving around, but it was the prettiest leaf I ever saw..
*NH: Why shouldn't I be surprised... Note to self: never ever ever ever ever ever EVER let Rig organize your ray guns again.
*Rig: Well, I love this body! I'm going to go play with the squirrelies now! Bye bye Rig- I mean NH! (exits the lab)
*NH: Ugh... machine, you LIED to me! LIED! (bangs on the machine and another piece of paper comes out. It reads "Haha, sucker. You really fell for that, didn't you? XD) You know you need to rethink your life when your own inventions start turning against you. (Later, NH is walking down the street, searching for Rig) Rig? Rig? Ugh, this body is starting to get on my nerves. Now I have to sit down to pee, I'm stuck with these little baby legs, and I have less breeze than before. Yeah, I know I should still be happy I have breeze, but it's not enough! I need the whole package!
*(Eventually, NH bumps into Rig)
*Rig: Hiiii!
*NH: Listen, Rig, I'll be working on a new gun to switch back our bodies.
*Rig: But I like this body! I'm not made fun of for being short anymore!
*NH: ...Since when were you ever made fun of for being short?
*Rig: Um... Tire made fun of me.  Well Tire, am I too short for you now? Yeah, didn't think so!
*NH: Well, it's too bad about your relationship problems, but I don't want to be cramped inside your tiny body, so I'll continue working!
*Rig: Well... that's okay. Bye! (NH runs off) Good thing I came up with that lie. He doesn't know the real reason I want his body... (grins evilly)
*(As NH is walking down the road,  he comes across a man)
*Man: Aw... A little puppy! (Picks NH up) Are you lost?
*NH: No, but put me down before I annihilate you.
*Man: (gasp) Such unexpected behavior of a puppy like you! There's only one way this can happen, and that's if... you switched bodies with another being!
*NH: Well, that's amazing that you happened to know that, but I really need to get back to my place, so please put me down!
*Man: Wait... so you are switched with somebody else?
*NH: Yes...
*Man: ...THIS IS AMAZING! I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS! (drops NH and runs away screaming in excitement)
*NH: ...okay, that guy was weird. It's not like suddenly, I'll be a subject of news or whatever. I mean, a body swap isn't THAT much of news is it? (Suddenly, a crowd of people come running down the road, followed by a bunch of news vans and helicopters surrounding NH.) Okay... apparently it is news because this whole town is stupid. Oh how I yearn to have this town as my own...
*News Reporter: NH, our viewers would like to know; how do you like your body? Do you enjoy the feeling of nothingness and sitting down to pee? Do you want to kill Rig for having to go through the trouble of trying to fix yourself?
*NH: No I don't, and yes I do. I really don't enjoy being in this scrawny little shell with less breeze than I had before. But at least peeing doesn't take me three hours, like another mishap I once had...
*(Scene cuts to Rig, surrounded by people and news reporters just like NH.)
*News Reporter: Rig, how are you enjoying your new body? Are you enjoying the breeze and not having to sit down to pee anymore? Do you plan on keeping NH's body forever?
*Rig: It's great, mister! I have more of the feeling than I ever did! In fact, I feel like keeping this body forever- uh, I mean for just a little while longer! (nervously smiles, thinking) Good thing I saved myself, NH could be watching...
*News Reporter: Well that's great to hear! Anything else you'd like to tell the viewers?
*Rig: (biting lip) Well... not really, I'm gonna go now, bye! (runs off, screaming happily) This... breeze... is... amazing! (Singing) I'm runnin' free, feeling the breeze! Can't have it, even if ya say please! It's way better than eating cheese! Yeah yeah yeah, I'm feeling the breeze!
*(Scene goes to NH, walking towards the house)
*NH: (singing) Slowly walking and sitting down to pee, I'm not enjoying this as you can see. I just need to again be free, gotta get back to normal, whenever it may be. (stops singing and arrives back at his lab) Now, let's see if I can get this over with in the amount of time there is left... wait! Just remembered I have a backup body swap gun! NH, you are such a genius. Now, it should be in this drawer somewhere... (looks in his drawer, but its missing) Hmm? Well, guess I'll have to build another from scratch. (Looks in another drawer for tools, but finds them all gone.) What? Where did everything go? This is an outrage! (Rig is beside NH)
*Rig: (smirking, sarcastically) Yeah, I wonder where they went...
*NH: ...Did you do something? Because it sounds like you did something... something EVIL...
*Rig: (sarcastically) I don't know, did I?
*NH: Sarcastic comments? That evil smirk? Wait a minute... YOU WANT MY BREEZE!
*Rig: Uh huh... and you're not going to get it back! NEVER!
*NH: Why you... (NH runs out of the lab to search for the gun. Rig chases after him.) Now if I were a stolen body swap gun, where would I be? Behind that bush? (Checks behind bush) Nope. In that tree? (Looks in the tree.) No... hey, there it is in the middle of the road! Wait... the middle of the road? (A car is about to run over the gun. Meanwhile, Rig is getting closer to NH.  NH jumps over the road in slow motion to save the gun. He makes it to the other side safe with the gun, but Rig comes running at him and they start fighting over the gun.)
*Rig: You're not having your breeze as long as you live!
*NH: Well I don't want to be stuck with the lesser convenience of sitting down to pee! (They pull on the gun, but the gun flies into the air and is activated, shooting them both with lasers and returning them to their normal bodies.) YES! Success! I have my breeze back and the peeing convenience!
*Rig: Um, NH, I don't know if I would say that...
*(The gun falls back down and it activates again, shooting Rig and NH with another two lasers. It is revealed that they are still in their own bodies, but NH's body has the structure of Rig's, while Rig's has the structure of NH's)
*NH: Of course...
*Rig: Yaaaaay! I still have the breeze! (runs off, singing the "runnin' free, feeling the breeze" song from earlier. NH's "will nothing go wrong?" machine from earlier rolls up and prints out another piece of paper.)
*NH: Great, what have you got for me this time? (NH takes the paper and reads it. It says "Dude, you know what, I'm sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have been so mean.") Well, it's about time you apologized. Wait a minute... (NH turns over the paper and it says "HA, just kidding! You suck man, as an inventor and as a person. Enjoy less breeze and less convenience forever, loser!" NH takes out a baseball bat, holding it like he is about to hit himself, ending the episode.)