恋爱算个DIO! (Liàn'ài Suàn Gè DIO!)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
又到了 今年的情人节 	yòu dàole jīnnián de qíngrén jié 	It's that time of year again, Valentine's Day
你还要来 拉着我 强行逛商业街 	nǐ hái yào lái lāzhe wǒ qiángxíng guàng shāngyè jiē 	You want to go again, pulling me, forcing us to walk along the shopping street
无论是 连衣裙 化妆品 高跟鞋 	wúlùn shì liányīqún huàzhuāngpǐn gāogēnxié 	No matter what it may be, dresses, makeup, high heels
统统装进 购物车 表情充满愉♀悦 	tǒngtǒng zhuāng jìn gòuwù chē biǎoqíng chōngmǎn yú yuè	As all of the clothes go into the cart, I have a satisfied look on my face
不顾我 汗浃背 腿抽筋 人昏厥 	bùgù wǒ hàn jiā bèi tuǐ chōujīn rén hūnjué 	Despite my back soaked in sweat and the cramp in my leg, people are swooning
仍逼着我 买了单 钱包空空如也 	réng bīzhe wǒ mǎile dān qiánbāo kōngkōngrúyě 	Still pushing, I buy something else, my wallet is completely empty
约晚餐 我受饿 你狂吃 形如饕餮 	yuē wǎncān wǒ shòu è nǐ kuáng chī xíng rú tāotiè 	At our dinner date, I get hungry and you're chowing like a pig
我不禁想 上辈子 是造了什么孽？ 	wǒ bùjīn xiǎng shàngbèizi shì zàole shénme niè? 	I can't help but wonder what crimes my ancestors committed that could lead to this?
 	 	
喔喔 	ōō 	Oh,
恋爱算个DIO！尽快摆脱魔爪 	liàn'ài suàn gè DIO! jǐnkuài bǎituō mózhǎo 	Romance is just a LUREDIO refers to the term "钓" (diào), meaning 'fishing with a hook and bait'.! Quickly free yourself from its evil clutches
不再收紧腰包 做自己挺好 	bù zài shōu jǐn yāobāo zuò zìjǐ tǐng hǎo 	I won't spend all my money again, I'll be fine by myself
爱情算个DIO！不过是个圈套 	àiqíng suàn gè DIO! bùguò shìgè quāntào 	Love is just a LURE! It's no more than a trap
让你备受煎熬 还不能吃药 	ràng nǐ bèi shòu jiān'áo hái bùnéng chī yào 	It makes you suffer, and you can't treat it with any medicine
对象算个DIO！一点事就争吵 	duìxiàng suàn gè DIO! yīdiǎn shì jiù zhēngchǎo 	A partner is just a LURE! It's just a bit of arguing
不哄着就胡闹 简直是聒噪 	bù hōngzhe jiù húnào jiǎnzhí shì guāzào 	It won't cause an uproar, just trouble; simply clamor
结婚算个DIO！家长不停唠叨 	jiéhūn suàn gè DIO! jiā zháng bù tíng láo dāo 	Marriage is just a LURE! Your parents won't stop nagging
却还是一团糟 不过是个镣铐 	què háishì yītuánzāo bùguò shìgè liàokào 	But it's still utter chaos, nothing more than shackles
 	 	
又过了 一年的 情人节独自出门 	yòuguòle yī nián de qíngrén jié dúzì chūmén 	Another Valentine's Day passes, going out all alone
自由地 走在那商业街 	zìyóu de zǒu zài nà shāngyè jiē 	Freely walking along the shopping street
情侣们 拉着手 搭着肩 把狗虐 	qínglǚmen lā zhuóshǒu dāzhe jiān bǎ gǒu nüè 	Couples holding hands, piggyback-riding, cruelly dragging their dogs along
心里不禁 嫉妒着 脸上却装愉♀悦 	xīnlǐ bùjīn jídùzhe liǎn shàng què zhuāng yú yuè 	I can't help but envy those satisfied faces
纵然有 才与貌 却还是 没人约 	zòngrán yǒu cái yǔ mào què háishì méi rén yuē 	Even if, with my talent and looks, I can't get a date
去看电影 一个人 总是遭到不屑 	qù kàn diànyǐng yīgèrén zǒng shì zāo dào bùxiè 	to see a movie, one of us will always feel too good for the other
分手后 却渴望 有个人 陪我过节 	fēnshǒu hòu què kěwàng yǒu gè rén péi wǒ guòjié 	After a break-up, one still hopes for someone to celebrate with
我不禁想 究竟我 脑子哪里残缺？ 	wǒ bùjīn xiǎng jiùjìng wǒ nǎozi nǎlǐ cánquē? 	I can't help but wonder what actually happened, why am I so scatter-brained?
 	 	
喔喔 	ōō 	Oh,
恋爱算个DIO！已经摆脱魔爪 	liàn'ài suàn gè DIO! yǐjīng bǎituō mózhǎo 	Romance is just a LURE! I've already escaped its evil clutches
何必再寻烦恼 快别忘吃药 	hébì zài xún fánnǎo kuài bié wàng chī yào 	No need no seek out more troubles, remember to take your medicine
爱情算个DIO！好似一片泥沼 	àiqíng suàn gè DIO! hǎosì yīpiàn nízhǎo 	Love is just a LURE! It's like a stretch of swamp
让你插翅难逃 还白头偕老 	ràng nǐ chāchìnántáo hái báitóuxiélǎo 	It sets you up for defeat, but only death will do you part
对象算个DIO！ 合适的人太少 	duìxiàng suàn gè DIO! héshì de rén tài shǎo 	A partner is just a LURE! The "right ones" are far too few
都是徒有其表 还不如不找 	dōu shì tú yǒu qí biǎo háibùrú bù zhǎo 	They only have their appearance, so you're better off giving up on your search
单身也挺好！ 不必纠结争吵 	dānshēn yě tǐng hǎo! bùbì jiūjié zhēngchǎo 	Being alone is just fine! No need to get caught up in arguments
丢掉无数烦恼 甩掉感情镣铐 	diūdiào wúshù fánnǎo shuǎi diào gǎnqíng liàokào 	Throw away all of those worries and shake off your emotional chains
 	 	
恋爱算个DIO！ 	liàn'ài suàn gè DIO! 	Romance is just a LURE!
==Translation Notes==
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