Gonk (Buyer's Remorse)

Gonk was the username of a cylindrical being with no other discernable shapes or lumps who failed to make a successful bid on the Doctor's TARDIS in a GalMart online auction. The bid was withdrawn when the GalMart computer confirmed that the TARDIS did not come with a key. (PROSE: Buyer's Remorse)
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