Mozilla Firefox vs Google Chrome

In the first battle of Epic Rap Battles of the Internet, the two biggest names in internet browsers go against each other to see which one will come out on top.
== Beat ==
Firefox starts at 0:11
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE INTERNET
GOOGLE CHROME
VERSUS
MOZILLA FIREFOX
BEGIN!
=== Mozilla Firefox ===
Firefox is showin' up spitting straight fire on this track! 
These flamey flows will scar you ash black!
I'll leave you pinned down like an ice weasel.
Burning like a pheonix, soaring like an eagle!
I've got a "Google" things better than what you've got!
Chromium OS? C'mon, I've got titanium rods!
You're just a spark to my conflagaration!
You can't even fathom my customization!
We all know you snuck answers into Acid3.
Firefox'll light up this stage like foxfire, don't step to me!
Soon your sales will plateau, peer off the ledge.
And you'll become another Microsoft EDGE!
=== Google Chrome ===
Oh yeah sure, I'll take a dude seriously whose
Built in search engine's literally Yahoo!
I'm a chrome titan, that's what you lost to!
You're just as silly as your mascot costume.
While you're a cookie glutton, I'm going incognito.
My design's fresh and sleek, you're just a freak show!
So we're quoting Neitzsche here, well I stared into an abyss.
The abyss looked back and couldn't think of one good diss!
By the look in your eyes I know I have you beat!
You're a real fail, should've stuck to Mozilla Suite!
You don't have crap to say, so don't speak another word!
Take notes from thy highness, Mr. Globally Preferred!
=== Mozilla Firefox ===
Ugh, I really wish you hadn't brought fame into this!
Is it a monarchy or a monopoly how you run your business?
=== Google Chrome ===
Don't go blaming me, we all know you're the loser!
I'm pleasant to the eyes, and much more smoother!
=== Mozilla Firefox ===
At least I don't make money off of user's data!
=== Google Chrome ===
Your disses fall quicker than your sales, playa!
=== Mozilla Firefox & Google Chrome ===
I'M BETTER IN EVERY WAY QUIT DENYING AND GET A GRIP!
YOU'RE JUST THE NEWEST ITERATION OF IE6!
=== Internet Explorer ===
... (Wait for 2 lines)
=== Mozilla Firefox & Google Chrome ===
(Firefox is in normal text, Chrome is underlined and the voicemail greeting is in italics.)
Umm... IE, pretty sure that's you're cue.
Oh no, Chrome, what'd he do?
Nothing, his loading times are just shoddy.
Well we need a third party! Let's just call up Safari.
Argh! What's up? Safari won't pick up!
Any other browsers? How about Opera?
"You've reached Opera's voicemail." Oh great!
Any last resorts? I hate to say it, Netscape? No...
Well, looking here, he's the last on my contacts...
Oh gee! Would you look at that! 
I've got a planned LAN party at two... 
See you soon, bud? Oh yeah! See you!
=== Internet Explorer ===
...so you best all run!
Oh, would you look at that, now everybody's-
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo is closed out in Firefox and then is opened back up in Chrome.)
OF THE INTERNET!
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