Dish Washing/Transcript

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* (Episode starts with Squidward exiting his house)
* Squidward: *smells air* Ahh! What a beautiful day, after all no SpongeBob! He is at his flute concert, so I get a FREE shift without him!
*(Goes and greets a mailman)
*Squidward: Hi Mailman!
*Mailman: What on earth do you want?
*Squidward: Are you happy about this day is the most.... perfect day!?
*Mailman: I sure am!
*(Squidward and the Mailman laugh, Squidward walks by BubbleBass's house, a shot of inside Bubble Bass house)
*Bubble Bass: But mother! I can't do it without using the toilet to wash dishes!
*Mama Bass: You're getting a job at the Krusty Krab today! No exceptions!
*Bubble Bass: Nooo!!!
*(Pushed out the House)
*(Time card)
*French Narrator: 2 hours later...
*(At the Krusty Krab)
*Squidward: *Yawn* time for a break! One Krabby Patty please, Shabby Patty, heheh
* (Hears a bell ring)
* Squidward: What was that?
* (Hears another ringing bell)
* Mr. Krabs: Hello there Squidward!
* Squidward: Aaah!
* Mr. Krabs: May I help you with anything today, wonderful weather isn't it?
* Squidward: I'd just like one Krabby Patty, I'd like it with extra pickles, and some Squid boogers.
* Mr. Krabs: A Krabby Patty costs 1 dollar!
* Squidward: Here is your one dollar bill
*(Is about to give Krabs a 1 dollar bill, Mr. Krabs gives it back)
* Mr. Krabs: BUT..... For employees it's twenty five dollars and 99 cents!
* Squidward: Seriously!!! It's an easy way to steal money!!! It's a ripoff!
* Mr. Krabs: No Money? No Krabby Patty! Hmph!
* Squidward: Mr. Krabs you went BONKERS, That's not fair! 
*Mr. Krabs: I'll make it FREE!!!
* (Gets a Krabby Patty and sits at a table)
* Squidward: Time to eat this Krabby Patty!
* (Takes a bite, he stops)
* Squidward: It tastes weird....
* (Sees squid in the Krabby Patty)
* Squidward: Ahhhhhhh!!!!
* (Mr. Krabs' office)
* Mr. Krabs: lets see here, one bazillion dollars, put in me safe, *laughs*
* (Squidward slams door)
* Squidward: Mr. Krabs! You are in BIG trouble!!
* Mr. Krabs: What on earth do you want!?
*Squidward: Take a look!
*(Shows Mr. Krabs Squid Burger)
*Mr. Krabs: What?
*Squidward: You made a Squid Burger! Get banned! 
*Mr. Krabs: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SQUIDBLURT!!!!!!!
*Squidward: Mr. Crap! you made the WORST FOOD EVER!!!!! can you prove a SQUID BURGER!!!!!!
*Mr. Krabs: So what?
*Squidward: I'm a Squid! It's cannibalism, I'm calling the cops!
*Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*(Gets a cell phone out, then the police come)
*Officer Slugfish: I have an idea what's happening here...
*Squidward: In your face!
*Officer Slugfish: Go to jail for one eternity!
*Mr Krabs: Never!
*(Punches him in the stomach very hard, he falls)
*Officer Slugfish: Ow!
*Mr. Krabs: Hahah!
*Officer Nancy: Officer John, what happened?
*(Knock on the door, Mr. Krabs and Squidward go out)
*Mr. Krabs: Yes!
*Bubble Bass: I need a job!
*Mr Krabs and Squidward: WHAT!!!??????
*Bubble Bass: You heard it!
*Mr. Krabs: But why!?
*Bubble Bass: I'm here to make better Double Triple Bossy Deluxes on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, right axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swime!
*Squidward: We've told you already, we serve food here sir!
*Mr. Krabs: Shut up!
*(Silence)
*Mr. Krabs: Oh, so if you want a job like that, then have it!
*(Puts on Dish Washer nametag on him)
*Squidward: But Mr!
*Mr. Krabs: Why not, Squidward? He's an official!
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