Predak WOCM Drinks

Take a drink every time. . .\~/ Big Dog tries to be funny.....\~/ in a vulgar/childish and unfunny fashion\~/ An anachronism pops up\~/ A non-Earth character speaks in 21st Century American English\~/ Someone activates his/her Mary Sue Powers\~/ This sporker is smarter than Sam\~/ There's random nonsensical violence for no good reason\~/ Numbers and measurements (ie, "48 feet" or something) is used in place of actual description\~/ A euphemism is used\~/ The word "garesh" is used, because it's stupid.\~/ A major plot point is revealed in the Inquirer instead of the narrative\~/ An elementary mistake is made (such as a wolf crying, etc.)\~/ Sexism is detected/females behave in a decidedly stupid fashion.....\~/ Take another if the women are exploited sexually as well\~/ A character could have solved the problem in an easier way\~/ The narrator interrupts for no good reason\~/ A Wall-Banger is found. Then take two Tylenol. 00\~/ Every time there is an infodump (I'm going to die just on this one).....\~/ Add an additional drink for every paragraph...........|~| Add a whole bottle for every additional page.
Category:Predak's Sporks