Behind the Laughter/Quotes

:Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. (Flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer)
:Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
:Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
:Director: And... cut!
:Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
:Homer: Why, you little...! (grunting/sputtering / begins to angrily strangle him)
:Director: Hey, that's funny! (The two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises.)
:Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
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:Marge: Nobody told us how tough it is to raise kids. They almost drove me to fortified wine.
:Homer: Then, we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.
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:Ned: I'd see them sitting on that couch all day long, just staring at that Hollywood hogwash!
:(Cut to the Simpsons on the couch glued to the TV, and then to Homer)
:Homer: Our favorite show was Hollywood Hogwash. But we also loved The Dreck Squad.
:Marge: The Malarkeys, dumbin' it down.
:Lisa: Sheriff Lowbrow.
:Bart: Home Improvement!
:Homer: But we never saw people like us on TV.
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:Narrator: The Simpsons's TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
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:Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!
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:Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
:Marge: (singing) I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
:Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
:Marge: (speaks) So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him!... (audience gasps) A smile! Goodnight!
:Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
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:Ozzy Osbourne: Right, and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!
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:Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
:Homer: Every day I thought about firing Marge… you know, just to shake things up.
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:Homer: I want to set the record straight. (slowly) I thought. The cop. Was a prostitute.
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:Chief Wiggum: I'd never acted before in my life, but, uh, if the Sea Captain could be in the show, why not me? I've even got a catchphrase. (imitating Edward G. Robinson) Nyaaaah! (beat) No, I lost it.
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:Homer: That's ridiculous! How could I even get all 5 necessary drops into her bowl of cereal? (brief pause) What?
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