Operation: Almighty Overlord

Operation: Almighty Overlord was the most humiliating military blunder since Sleepy Joe's withdrawal from Afghanistan. Elite Ram Ranch forces were tasked with apprehending a rogue female creature identified as [Redacted]. Commander Gay Robot was contacted by Vice on September 11th, 1943 with details about the target codenamed "La Creatura." The perp was charged with criticizing the Gay Regime. She was identified on Discord. Vice forwarded the last post she made to Gay Robot. The damning message read the following, "Okay, maybe it happened... But it wasn't six million!"
== Initial Attempt: ==
Gay Robot ordered a detachment of Ram Ranch's elite 666th Platoon be deployed to her last known location, an abandoned factory outside Neo-Tokyo codenamed "B-12." They were equipped with a dozen SAW systems, anti-tank weaponry, advanced laser targeting systems, and HK's new experimental rifles. They touched ground at 032:00 hours and delved into the depths of the Japanese wilderness. They took up positions by used panty vendors and hobbit-sized electric cars. They issued orders over a megaphone and the details of their warrant to apprehend the rogue occupant. La Creature opened fire with a new kind of magic never before encountered by the elite units. They were obliterated in the first counter-offensive and Ram Ranch comms lost all contact with the team.
== The Siege of B-12: ==
Gay Robot was quick to intiiate a full lockdown of the region. He used his contacts in the Axis of Epic Gamers led by Vice in [Redacted]'s absence. Gay Ron gave over command of his 69th Division for artillery support. Multiple battalions of homosexual men armed with automatic weapons and heavy armor descended upon the small island nation of Neon Nippon and converged on the factory hideout. They were immediately beset by what was later identified as Almighty magic. This bitch...
THIS FUCKING BITCH just kept spamming Megidolaon over and goddamn over again! I swear to fucking god. This dumb bitch with her endless SP pool. WHO THE SHIT THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A BOSS FIGHT!?
Anyway, Team Gay and their allies were losing badly. They were forced to withdraw from the clearing around the factory and back into the trees where that dumb bitch kept attacking us regardless of what we did cause Megidolaon is bullshit!
== Withdrawal: ==
At 0400 Hours Gay Robot was called into a meeting with several of his most trusted associates. In this top secret Discord call Elon Musk, Brandon, Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Donald Trump, the ghost of Andrew Jackson, and Satan all urged Gay Robot to withdraw from Neo-Tokyo. The argument went on for hours as more bodies piled up. Eventually, Gay knew there was only one right option.
Gay Robot ordered a full withdrawal and subsequent glassing of the region. Experimental Ebony weapons were deployed along with a barrage of tactical nukes. In the end, none of it was deemed effective as days later, intel from the Russian interior revealed that La Creatura was spotted fleeing into the Caucus Mountains. She was declared an international war criminal and a 60 billion double dollar bounty was placed on her head.
== Establishment of D.E.E.Z.: ==
In response to this disaster of an operation, Gay Robot, Vice, and Gay Ron all met in secret to discuss their next move. They conceived of a new task force dedicated to dealing with Almighty users. They designated the group D.E.E.Z. and handed over control to an emo Asian kid who was given the codename "Persona Jack." The emo kid's only response to this new development was, "I don't care."
While the rest of command had misgivings about granting him with leadership of this new task force, Gay Robot loved him, declaring: "Bro, he's just like me!"
== Master of Shadows: ==
A statement was issued to the press by Gay Ron on April 30th, 1944 which read as follows: "Hi, I'm Gay Ron. Recently, a lot of people in the comments have been asking me about my involvement in Operation: Almighty Overlord. Why did it fail? Why was Team Gay caught so off guard by La Creatura's counterattack? Well, this is a very complex question with a lot of caveats, yabbits, and dawn-of-time explanations. A few disclaimers before we begin. Firstly, there's a lot of talking in this video so you'll have to put up with my Shatner-esque... pauses and my tendency to transpose syllables. I'd like to also remind people that this is not the format to criticize law enforcement.
Now, onto the subject at hand. Many people asked me specifically about Gay Robot. The big rumor is that he was totally caught with his pants down and went blazin' into that fight unprepared and under-researched. Didn't max out his social links. Didn't obtain Almighty Boost. But is all that really true? Well... yes! Let me tell you an anecdote..."
Gay Ron went on with his report and closed with a message that was directed at Ram Ranch officials, "Ya gotta keep your ego in check."
== Aftermath: ==
La Creatura has yet to be seen since her duel with Axis forces and Team Gay. She has been sighted only once by Russian intelligence. She managed to clear multiple international checkpoints and board several flights with the use of an advanced disguise that concealed her spiritual pressure.
La Creatura has been dubbed a major threat to global security and has been charged with these crimes:
* Offending Vice
* Several counts of robbery with an armed weapon.
* Multiple counts of trespassing.
* Getting lost in a jungle gym.
* Wearing clothes that are too blue.
* Possession of crack cocaine with the intent to sell.
* Resisting arrest.
* Killed multiple Gay officials.
* Making Gay Robot sweat.
* Exposing her armpits and shoulders too much.
* Multiple counts of disturbing the peace!
If you have any information regarding this highly dangerous individual, please contact Ram Ranch officials at 1-800-THUG-HUNT