Wikia Staff

Wikia Staff are the cyborgs that run Wikia AKA Fandom. Their cybernetic implants give them immortality and enhanced intelligence, at the cost of slightly slower thought processes. Without them, FANDOM would not exist.
==History==
In 2009, one of the escaped Nazis that ran Wikia at the time was looting an abandoned Circuit City, when he discovered a bunch of cyborgs squatting in there. He offered them all jobs at Wikia, and most of them accepted it. That's how Wikia Staff became, well, Wikia staff. By 2013, the cyborgs had gotten so good at their jobs that they started getting promoted, and by 2019, the last of the escaped Nazis had been fired.
==List of Wikia Staff==
Go to Community Central for this. They know more that than us idiots do.
Category:Guys
Category:Stuff
Category:Cyborgs
Category:Evil