Mildred, The Library Whisperer

Written by Bebe Jenkins and narrated by Lana Quintal of Junie B. Jones audiobook fame, this is a Storytime Tale as part of their Listen 'n' Laugh line.
== The Story ==
In the hushed silence of the local school library sat an elderly female jerk in the form of a stubborn librarian named Mildred; she was known for her large shushing and of course, Mildred herself was on high alert for any noise. Suddenly, a music box clattered to the floor! Mildred whipped around, her eyes narrowed, ready to unleash the giant shush...only to find a teddy bear cub sheepishly holding a canned fart cushion. Mildred turned from a jerk to a softie when she adopted the teddy bear as her own; she named her teddy bear "Duey Decimal" and the happy couple stuck together forever and ever and ever. The end.