Molecular Deconstructor

Episode 6 of SBFW Ultimate.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with Jasbre and Lock working on Jack’s device)
'''
Jasbre: Screwdriver.
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Lock: Here.
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Jasbre: Hammer.
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Lock: Here.
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Jasbre: Cheerios- wait what
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Crazy: sorry, that’s my grocery list!
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(Crazy takes it)
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Jasbre: Well, ok. Lock, do you have all your alternates here?
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Drama Lock: I am Obama.
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Discord Lock: bruhrack obama ok i know that was bad
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Clubhouse Lock: Do we have to be in a plan with the black duck? I fricked him and his sheep off!
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Discord Lock: Clubhouse? More like...house. SQUIDWARD HOUSE
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Campsite Lock: Campsites are better, especially Jasbre’s.
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Clubhouse Lock: Strong Oppose.
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Lock: Uh...yes?
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Jasbre: Ok, let’s get this over with.
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Lock: Yeah, talk about filler.
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???: HOLD ON!
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Jasbre: Who’s that?
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Travis: (puff) It’s just me. (huff)
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Lock: Better late than ever.
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Jasbre: What took you so long?
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Travis: Well, I just found out, that we have a real life PenisMan!
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PenisMan: Greetings fellow citizens! Remember kids, don’t squirt on electronics, or else, you die!
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Lock: Why?
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PenisMan: You would get electrocuted.
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Lock: Mhm, seems like a nice way to go.
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Travis: I really just wanna bring him along.
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Lock: No, I don’t wanna get a boner today, it’s still NNN.
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Jasbre: I thought you would have failed by now.
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Ian: Pfff, fail from PenisMan? Only true men fail from Disruption Man!
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Disruption Man: disrupt
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Ian: UggUUgUGUGugUUIGYDEDWUDtfei.
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Travis: Start up the machine!
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Jasbre: Alright. We’re only going to have 5 seconds to all run through though.
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(Jasbre turns the machine on, and everyone runs inside, but only half of Travis is able to get in.)
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Travis: Uh oh. BLZZZIRRT!
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(The machine teleports everyone to a different location)
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Travis: HELP I IN PAIN!
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Jasbre: Oh well. Better luck next time!
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(The half of Travis inside starts to deform and turn into something else)
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Lock: Oh noes.
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(Travis turns into a different being entirely)
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Lock: Tubby? You okay?
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Blomer: Travis? No no no, I am now BLOMER!
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Jasbre: Well that’s weird, just like the place we’re in...which is?
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Lock: I’m not sure.
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Owlette: Where the hell is my husband SpongeBob-
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Jasbre: Oh how didn’t I realize, this is ZPW!
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Lock: I guess the weirdness of the place conjured up Blomer.
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Blomer: Me? Weird? Nah, you guys look crazy! I’m gonna scribble all over you!
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Jasbre: Stop that you little! (kicks him)
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Blomer: Ow.
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Lock: Enough of this, we need to get to the reason we’re here. Where’s ZPW Lock?
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ZPW Lock: Right here. I’ve missed this place.
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Lock: Well, come on out!
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ZPW Lock: Alrighty. (He tries to step out, but something is stopping him) ZZZRRT!
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Lock: What the?
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Jasbre: It’s almost like the universe is stopping us from bringing everyone back.
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ZPW Lock: ZZRT- Power is too strong...Will collapse!
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(A bright light starts to form)
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Jasbre: Oh crap, we’re trying to overcome to universe, it won’t work! We’re gonna die!
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Lock: Flames are starting to release! What do we do?!
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Jasbre: I...don’t know. I guess powerful devices shouldn’t be given to teens.
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Blomer: This funny.
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Lock: I don’t wanna die…(he starts to glow) Wait, Crazy was, righ-
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(All Locks start to raise in the air and combine)
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Locks: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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(They are one)
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Ultimate Lock: In my short time of power, I can return everyone to safety.
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(They all spin and teleport back to the SBFW Crib)
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Crazy: o man what did i miss
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Ultimate Lock: I’ve done it.
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Ultimate Granite and Pluto: Welcome to your new life!
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Jasbre: This was an interesting experience.
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Travis: Uh, guys? I’m literally in half, where’s my other part?
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Jasbre: It turned into “Blomer”
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Blomer: Wubby Wup Zup BLEEEEP!
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Travis: Oh god I hate it. Send it somewhere.
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Jasbre: I know the perfect torture. Blomer, you get to spend an episode in...SBFW GO! THE WORST SERIES OF ALL TIME in my opinion!
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Blomer: wut
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Polar: Wait, you’re gonna make a real life SBFW Go! episode without me?
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Jasbre: I guess you can join at your own risk.
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Polar: YIPPEE!
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(Polar runs away)
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Ultimate Lock: I’m pretty sure he’s gonna go ultimate.
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Travis: I am in so much pain please send me to a hospital.
'''
(end)
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