UnLottery

The UnLottery is a moderately big lottery, and one of the biggest lotteries ever.. not a really big lottery.
Draws occur every day except Tuesday. Why? Well, it's because it's the day after MONDAY. 
While in UnAmerica it's called The National Lottery, they call it "The UnNational Lottery" over the pond. In Britain, instead of doing draws on every other day, they otherwise do drawings on Saturdays. Yes, like literal drawings. Drawings of pets and ponds and fat men. To this day, people happily enjoy spending lots of money hoping to get even more lots of moneys.
There is also a UnLottery campaign also existed in UnAmerica to compete with The UnNational Lottery entitled: "UnMega Millions" to gain big and i mean a very very big money with loads of prizes if you're lucky enough.
The UnLottery games are: UnLotto, UnThunderball, UnEuro Millions, UnHotpicks, UnDream Number, UnDaily Play and UnLotto Extra.
==Prizes==
*80% - You win nothing. Sowwy!
*75% - You win a free ticket, it's better than nothing!
*50% - You win.. 2-100 UnDollars. HAHA!
*25% - You win.. Yeah! 100 - 5000 UnDollars. HAHAHA!
* 10% - You win.. Oh geez. 1,000,000-10,000,000 BUX!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*9% - You win.. Oh my god! 50,000,000 UNBUX!!!! YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*7% - You might have won, but- oh. You just get a trinket! Containing.. 4 DIAMONDS! (Valued at over Un$100,000,000)
* 1% - You've won the lottery, my boy! You get killed Valentine's Day Massacre style. I'm sorry my boy, but this is what you get for being lucky..
Prizes can always be claimed at the UnBank, regardless of what you won. If you tell them that you were super lucky, they will kill you. This is a means of DIE.
And yep.. there will be no protesters allowed!
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