Leni! the Game/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 12, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins with SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni, who are seen playing a board game between The Loud House.
Leni Loud: I don't get it! What's an audit?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. Let me check the rules. *drops the giant rule book on the ground, opening it* Playing "Certified Public Accountant" isn't as much fun as I thought. *slides the book away* Maybe it'll be funner if we play louder!
Patrick Star: *grabs the dice, shaking it, screams* I AM ROLLING THE DICE! *rolls the dice* *screams* NOW I AM MOVING! *picks up a piece and puts it in another spot, picking up a card while screaming* "RUN... SPREADSHEETS?”
Lincoln Loud: What does that even mean?! *screams*
As Lincoln is talking screaming, the screen goes over to Squidward, who is sunbathing. Squidward, annoyed by their shouting, turns up the volume on his iPod.
Leni Loud: *screams* WELL, MAYBE I’M SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND WITH THIS SHEET WE SPREAD ON THE GROUND!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams* YEAH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME!
Leni Loud: *flips the sheet and all the pieces to the game fall on Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: *gets irritated*
As Leni runs around with the sheet while SpongeBob laughs.
Luan Loud: *zips to Squidward* Hey, Squidward. Wanna play "Certified Public Accountant" with us? It was a peeling split! *laughs* Get it?
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, let me think. That sounds so, *yells* NO!
Leni Loud: *keeps running around with the sheet*
She trips on the game board.
Leni Loud: I don't think this game is ripe.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, maybe it got picked too soon.
Squidward Tentacles: *scoffs* What? Do you think that games grow on trees? *laughs*
Patrick Star: Doesn't everything grow on trees?
Squidward Tentacles: No, you ninny. Somebody makes them.
Patrick Star: Makes them?
Leni Loud: Go on, Patrick.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah. Somebody thinks up the game, then they make the game.
Leni Loud: Then I could make a game?
Squidward Tentacles: No, you couldn't. You would be incapable.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *zips to Squidward* Well, I think Leni could make up a game.
Squidward Tentacles: Your operative word there is “think.”
Patrick Star: Yeah! The opernive... word is think! *laughs*
Leni Loud: Thanks, Squidward! I'll do it!
Lucy Loud: *walks to Squidward*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Go get'em, Leni!
Lily Loud: *giggles*
Lucy Loud: The hand is a walking shadow.
Squidward Tentacles: *sighs*
As he rubs his head.
Squidward Tentacles: Morons.
The slide transition cuts to Squidward at the Krusty Krab.
Leni Loud: *comes in* I invented a game! I invented a game!
Squidward Tentacles: Whoopee. Do tell.
Leni Loud: Well, you know how hard "Tic-Tac-Toe" is and how it always takes so long to play?
Squidward Tentacles: Uh-huh.
Leni Loud: Yeah! Well, I made it easier and faster!
Squidward Tentacles: *sighs* I know I'm gonna hate myself for saying this, but what do you got?
Leni Loud: It's called... *holds out a notebook* "Tic-Tac"! You start with two lines that are crossed. And then the first person puts an X. And then the next person puts an, uh... *thinks*
Squidward Tentacles: O?
Leni Loud: Oh, yeah! An O! And the first person to get two in a row draws a line through them and says, "Tic-Tac"!. *rips off the paper and laughs* You start!
Squidward Tentacles: *draws an X*
Leni Loud: *then draws an O*
Squidward Tentacles: *draws another X and draws a line through them* Tic-Tac.
Leni Loud: Uh... *rips off paper* Best two out of four?
Time card reading "Many Tic-Tacs Later"
French Narrator: Many Tic-Tacs later...
Squidward and Leni had been playing "Tic-Tac" for a while. As they played one more time.
Leni Loud: *becomes worried*
As Squidward draws in the notebook.
Squidward Tentacles: Tic and Tac.
Leni Loud: I should've gone with my first idea: "Tic."
The slide transition cuts to Squidward riding his recumbent bicycle.
Leni Loud: *runs up to him* Squidward, I got a new game! It's called "Rock, Paper, Butter"! *holds out a stick of butter melting in my hand*
Squidward Tentacles: Butter invent a different game! *laughs, then rides away*
As Leni eats the stick of butter and sulks sadly back home. The slide transition cuts to Squidward watering his garden.
Leni Loud: *shows up with two ropes*
A long one and a short one.
Leni Loud: Squidward, I got it! *throws the ropes on the ground* Whose rope is longer? You...
Squidward Tentacles: *picks up the long rope before Leni finishes* Aww! You played this before!
Leni Loud: *walks away angrily*
The slide transition cuts to Sandy's treedome.
Lily Loud: *laughs*
Leni Loud: I don't get it, Lori. I need a bigger board.
Lori Loud: Why just you ask Lisa?
Leni Loud: Okay. Sandy, Lisa, I've been trying to invent a game, but every game I invent is a failure.
Sandy Cheeks: *puts some stuff in my blender* If you want to invent a game, you should study all the games you like and figure out what it is you liked best about them. *mixes my blender* Then you can use those elements in the game you invent. *drinks the smoothie*
She made it from her blender.
Mini Brain Leni: *pops out of Leni's eye and throws a light bulb above her head*
Once Mini Brain Leni puts Leni's eye back in place, Leni pulled the rope and lights up the light bulb, which helped her get an idea.
Leni Loud: *gasps* I know what to do!
The slide transition cuts to Leni and Lori's Room and all of Leni's board games are stacks on a table.
Leni Loud: And so it begins. *begins creating my game*
First, she takes a game piece, puts glue on it, and adds google eyes. Then she cuts a board game in half with the scissors, which resulted in cutting herself in half. Then she glues the board together and puts some tape on it. However, the tape slides off because the glue was still wet, but Leni didn't mind. Leni continued working on her game for a few hours, and by the time she was finished, she pulled the lever and electricity starts bringing the game to life as if she was a mad scientist bringing a robot to life in a horror movie.
Leni Loud: *laughs maniacally* It's a game! It's a game! Now I know what it's like to be a game maker!
The scene changes to Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Lori, Lincoln, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick and SpongeBob walking to The Loud House at night.
Lori Loud: I literally don't see the point of this game night.
Squidward Tentacles: Every game that Leni has "invented" is more pointless and boring than the last.
Lynn Loud Jr.: This time, she did research.
Sandy Cheeks: You said it, Lynn.
Lori Loud: We haven't started, and I'm already bored.
Luna Loud: Well, I'm excited! We're gonna be the first people to test out Patrick's game!
Lincoln Loud: This is gonna be written about in the history book someday.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni created her own board game which is big.
Patrick Star: Yeah, she did create it big.
Lola Loud: Yeah. In crayon.
Everyone shows up at Leni and Lori's Room.
Leni Loud: *comes out* Good evening. Please step into my game-a-torium.
Everyone steps inside Leni and Lori's Room.
Squidward Tentacles: More like a lame-a-torium. Ha.
Leni Loud: *closes Lori and Leni's room door and lands on my chair* Welcome, gamers! And behold!
Thunderclaps.
Leni Loud: My game!
Leni's game board is made out of random board games and is big and shaped like Leni herself.
Lincoln Loud: It's beautiful!
Lori Loud: *yawns* Are we finished?
Squidward Tentacles: So, who won?
Lynn, disgusted by Squidward's rude behavior, nudges him, much to Squidward's annoyance.
Leni Loud: *laughs* No, my brother Lincoln. We have only just begun.
Sandy Cheeks: What's it called, Leni?
Squidward Tentacles: Might I suggest "garbage"?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *growls at Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, Leni. What's it called?
As Leni thinks, Mini Brain Leni pushes a light bulb out of his head and it lights up.
Leni Loud: It's called... Leni! The Game!
Thunderclaps.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow!
Lincoln Loud: Your board game is big, Leni!
Leni Loud: Yes! I bought it from the mall!
Squidward Tentacles: Could we just get started already? We’re late.
He is still annoyed.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *zips Squidward's mouth shut*
Patrick Star: Alright! *eats some snacks*
Leni Loud: I'll explain the rules. Okay. *gulps* Each player picks a piece to move around the board. The way you decide which player gets to pick the piece by rolling the dice.
As Leni explains, Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luna, Lori, Lincoln, Sandy, Patrick and SpongeBob are amazed. But Squidward, on the other hand, was getting impatient.
Leni Loud: To decide who gets to roll the dice first to see who gets the first choice of players, you have to be...
Squidward Tentacles: Look, Leni, you go, then Patrick, then Lynn, then Sandy, then the others, then Lincoln, then SpongeBob, then Lori, then me. Okay?
Leni Loud: You mean for picking our player or for starting the game?
Squidward Tentacles: *annoyed* Both!
Leni Loud: Okay! Now onto rules of how to play the game.
Squidward Tentacles: I've got a great idea. Why don't we just start rolling and you can explain the game as we play.
Leni Loud: Hmm... *thinks for a few seconds, then shrugs with smile* Okay! *rolls the dice and gets three dots*
She moves her game piece and lands on free fashion clothes.
Leni Loud: Oh, fashion clothes! *throw fashion clothes in the air*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls the dice, moves her game piece and lands on beach* Yes! Beach broad property! *places a house shaped piece on beach*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls the dice and gets four dots*
He moves his game piece and lands on a treasure chest.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *takes a treasure which has driver's license on it* Driver's license! Driver's license! But what does that mean?
Leni Loud: Oh, on your next turn, you roll then you can move down the board or you can go round the race track as many times as you rolled.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, ok.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, could you give me the dice? Give me the dice? Because it's my turn! *rolls the dice and gets six dots, then moves my game piece and lands on "Go to jail"* Uh-huh.
Leni Loud: You go to jail. *puts a cardboard box with the word "jail" on it, then grins*
Everyone laughs at Lori as a blue head appears next to him.
Blue Cellmate: What are you in for, pal?
Patrick Star: My turn! *rolls the dice and spits it out of his mouth* One... two… *moves my piece to snacks*
Once it landed, a snack pops out and feeds Patrick.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, good thing you've landed on snacks. You must be famished.
Lola Loud: *rolls the dice and gets two dots*
She moves her piece to Royal Woods Mall.
Lola Loud: Hmm... Royal Woods Mall. I'll buy it!
Lana Loud: Hm! I guess that's a game.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *hands out my money*
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls the dice and gets two dots*
She moves her piece to Coral Avenue.
Sandy Cheeks: Hmm... Coral Avenue. That's strange! *hands out my money like Lynn did*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls the dice* Twelve. I'll... drive the car!
Lincoln Loud: *rolls the dice* Twelve. I'll... drive the car too!
Squidward Tentacles: *rolls the dice*
Leni Loud: Oh, you don't get to roll when you're in jail.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, what do I do to get out of jail?
Leni Loud: You have to roll a six.
Squidward Tentacles: *rolls the dice again*
Leni Loud: *angrily and harshly* Hey! You can't roll the dice when you're in jail!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, play by the rules.
Squidward Tentacles: *gets hysterical with anger* WELL, IF THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF JAIL IS TO ROLL A SIX! AND I CAN'T ROLL IF I'M IN JAIL! JUST HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF JAIL?! GRRR!
Leni Loud: *pulls out a rule card* Ah, here it is! *writes on it* The guy that is in jail has to stay there unless he rolls a six or someone says his name.
Squidward Tentacles: *calmly* Fine. Someone say my name.
Everyone laughs at Squidward.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls the dice and moves her piece to surgery*
Leni Loud: OMGosh! You landed on "Do a Surgery" *holds cards while wearing an operation mask* Now, pick a surgery card.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *takes a card* Hmm... Remove armbone from player to your left.
Leni Loud: *grabs Squidward and puts him on the game board*
Squidward Tentacles: *frantically* Whoa! Wait! D’oh! But I don't have a armbone! I'm an octopus!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hush, now! This won't hurt a bit. *takes the tweezers and removes a plastic bone from the game board* Got it.
Leni Loud: Now, sit back down!
Patrick Star: Yeah, you criminal!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, this game doesn't make any sense!
Lincoln Loud: Sounds like someone's mad because she hasn't moved.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, neither have you.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *puts a driving helmets on and starts riding on the board with the race car toy*
Squidward Tentacles: *takes off the cardboard box* That's it! I've had enough!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on, Squidward! Wait!
Sandy Cheeks, Lori, Lynn Jr., Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Luan and Lana Loud (except Lily): Don't go, Squidward!
Leni Loud: No wait, Squidward!
Lincoln Loud: Squidward!
Patrick Star: Wait, how'd he get out of jail?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward made us say his name.
Luna Loud: But, it's a box jail cell for the game.
Lynn Loud Jr.: That was a smart move, Squidward!
Lori Loud: Aww, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Huh? Oh. Hmm... [thinks for a bit and goes back to playing]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now you roll after me. *rolls the dice and gets four dots* Four. One, two, three, four. Car racing. *puts the driving helmet back on and races around the track again*
Lincoln Loud: *rolls the dice and gets five dots* Five. One, two, three, four, five. Um, I think I'll...
Lori Loud: Race the car.
Lincoln Loud: I'll..
Lori Loud: Race the car!
Lincoln Loud: I'll..
Squidward Tentacles: Lori said, race the car, Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: I'll race the car! *puts the driving helmet back on and races around the track again*
Patrick Star: *rolls the dice and gets six dots* Escalators! *moves my piece and lands on escalators*
Lori Loud: *rolls the dice and gets three dots* Love crush! *moves my piece and lands on love crush* I'll date Bobby!
Squidward Tentacles: *rolls the dice and gets two dots* Oh boy! Snacks! *moves my piece and lands on snacks*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *continues racing on the track but our movements literally makes Squidward's piece go back to jail*
Leni Loud: Jail for Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: But I was on snacks!
Leni Loud: Tell it to the judge! *puts the cardboard box back on Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Could someone please tell me what we are supposed to be doing? What's the point? This entire game is completely random! It jumps from one thing to another! I don't know how you are supposed to win! And Leni seems to be making up the rules as SHE GOES ALONG!
Leni Loud: Starving! Starving fashion time!
Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *feeds Leni random snacks*
Squidward Tentacles: *takes off the box* Okay, I'm going outside.
Lori Loud: Squidward, where are you going?
Squidward Tentacles: Outside. That idiot Leni sent me to jail twice.
Lori Loud: But, it's just a game, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Okay.
Leni Loud: *writes on my rule card* If a person declares outsidies, then everyone must go outside.
Squidward Tentacles: But I didn't say "outsidesies" I said...
Everyone pushes Squidward outside of the Loud House.
Patrick Star: *rolls the dice and gets four dots* Four. We are in a giggle zone! Everyone laugh!
Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *laughs*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *growls at Squidward to make him join*
Squidward Tentacles: Ha.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls the dice and gets three dots* Three. *takes a card* Oh boy! Snacks!
Lincoln Loud: *rolls the dice and gets two dots* Two. *takes a card* We are in a giggle zone again! Everyone laugh again!
Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *laughs*
Squidward Tentacles: *growls*
Luan Loud: *rolls the dice and gets two dots* Two. *takes a card* Silly face! Silly face!
Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *makes silly faces*
But Squidward gets very irritated.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Now, that's a silly face!
Sandy Cheeks: Looks like it is!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward, you finally understand the rules!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, I get the rules alright! The rules are that it doesn't matter what anybody rolls! You can just make up whatever it means! *takes the dice and rolls them* So, I could just roll the dice and say, "Automatic Winner!"
Lincoln Loud: Good job, Squidward! You've won!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Nice play, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Huh? Oh, you know what, you're right. That was a good play.
Leni Loud: Not so fast! *writes on my rule card* No player may declare totes himself "Automatic Winner."
Squidward was raging.
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* You did it again. You made up another rule! This game is the worst! Stupid game! *steals Leni's phone and grabs Leni's game board and shakes it off of Leni, then throws Leni in the air and when Leni landed*
The game breaks in half. Squidward then destroys the game board out of insane anger.
Squidward Tentacles: *stomps on the ground, gets angry* I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR STUFF, LENI! *runs back to the Loud House*
Leni Loud: HEY! *follows Squidward to the Loud house*
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily runs upstairs to Lori and Leni's room, then picks up Leni's phone and throws it at Leni's mirror, smashing it*
Leni Loud: *goes to our room* Hey what is going- AAAAAAHHHHH! MY MIRROR!
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily destroys Leni's phone and stomps on the ground*
However, the police arrive at the scene.
Cop #42: *gets angry* SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?!
Leni Loud: Officers, look what Squidward did to my mirror!
Cop #42: *gets angry* THAT'S IT, SQUIDWARD! YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL! *arrests Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: WHAT?!
Highway Speed Patrol: Destruction to private property.
Leni Loud: *writes on my rule card and gives it to the police*
Squidward Tentacles: *tries to walk away*
Cop #42, Nancy O'Malley and the Highway Speed Patrol: *follows Squidward*
Highway Speed Patrol: Oh, and I see here you are a repeat offender. You're going to real jail.
Cop #42, Nancy O'Malley and Highway Speed Patrol: *grabs Squidward out of Lori and Leni's room going downstairs leaving the Loud House and throws him in the police car*
Squidward Tentacles: Anything to get out of this game! Thanks, Officers!
Blue Cellmate: Welcome back!
Squidward Tentacles: Somebody say my name!
The police car drives away then it says "GAME OVER" on the screen on top of Leni appearing on a game board box.
Leni Loud: Game over!
The episode ends.
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