Darla Dimple's Farting Problem

Darla Dimple was at school with her brothers Mowgli and Elroy Jetson, and her boyfriend Phineas Flynn. Darla Dimple had to fart. Phineas told her, "Darla Dimple, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"EWWWW!! DARLA DIMPLE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Darla Dimple could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Mowgli was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! WE DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Darla Dimple did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"
Elroy was grossed. "YUCK!! DARLA, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" she said.
"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Mowgli could not stand it. "ISABELLA, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"
Darle Dimple was very upset. She said, "I could not help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Elroy got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, DARLA DIMPLE!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MOM AND DAD!!"
When they got home, Tulio and Snow White got very angry at Darla Dimple. "Hey, dad. Darla Dimple just farted." Elroy said. Tulio was shocked. "What, Elroy?!" he asked.
Elroy said, "Dad, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! DARLA DIMPLE, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Tulio said.
Darla Dimple got very angry. She glared angrily at Tulio and told him, "You're as evil as Dr. Doofenshmirtz!" She then went to her rooms in tears.
Just then, Kilala Reno showed up and asked, "Mother, Father, can we go to Aunt Bianca, Aunt Teresa, and Aunt Abigail's birthday party at the Once Upon a Buffet and Grill next week?" Snow White. "Yes, Kilala. We will come with Rei, Simba, and Flower. I am afraid that Darla Dimple would not be joining us."
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