Goth Suicidal

== Synopsis ==
Kiara, the new girl in town who appears to be a goth, has fallen for Kenny. When the two start hanging out, the boys believe that Kenny might turn into an “emo”; Cartman believes that Kiara has an addiction to quiet boys.
== Disclaimer ==
All characters and events in this show— even those based on real people— are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated…poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
== Episode ==
The following episode script you are going to read is fake. Yes, fake. Just sit back and enjoy. Reminder: This takes place in Season Nineteen in 2015, after “PC Principal Final Justice”.
South Park Elementary, The principal’s office. A couple was seen sitting down in front of PC Principal’s desk.
PC Principal: Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Parker. Thank you for coming back here for your daughter’s enrollment at South Park Elementary. 
Mrs. Parker: Good morning, sir. 
PC Principal: How are you two doing this fine day? 
Mr. Parker: We’re doing great, sir. Have you enrolled our daughter in school yet? 
PC Principal: Yes, we enrolled her. Here’s her class schedule. [hands him the paper] 
Mr. Parker: [takes it and looks at it] That’s good. 
Mrs. Parker: Oh, Andrew, I wonder if this was a good decision. 
Mr. Parker: Of course it was a good decision, Maggie. Her behavior was scaring the other children and affecting everyone around her. 
PC Principal: I’m sorry to interrupt, but exactly how troubled is your child?
Andrew: Oh, she’s not that bad. It just.. scares me and my wife a little. We still love her for who she is though. 
PC Principal: So you still love your child even if she’s troubled?
Andrew: Well, yeah. I mean, we don’t know what caused her to be the way she is. It happened when she turned five; she started to show a liking to spooky things. 
Maggie: Yes. Our daughter is a very… special child. She keeps her thoughts to herself and never tells us what’s troubling her. 
PC Principal: I see… and you two still love her for who she is?
Andrew: Yes, we love our little princess. 
Maggie: Of course we love her. 
PC Principal: I respect that. Most parents don’t accept their children for who they turn out to be once they grow up. 
Andrew: Well, who are we to tell her to stop acting the way she is? I know she’ll grow out of her little.. phase.
Maggie: Even if she doesn’t grow out of the phase, we’ll still love our little muffin. 
PC Principal: Is there anything else that I need to know about her? 
Andrew: Oh! She has this anger problem. I suggest you or the other administrators and students to not to get on her bad side or the anger in her will come out. Back in Denver, she burned down a beauty salon because these teen girls wouldn’t stop teasing her.
PC Principal: Anger issues? I’ve met a few kids here with those. I’ll keep note of not getting on her bad side though. If she has any problems, she’ll be talking to Mr. Mackey.
Maggie: PC Principal, we just want our daughter to feel safe and make friends here. She’s never had friends in her life ever and it would be great to see her happy with at least a few. 
PC Principal: Mr. and Mrs. Parker, I assure you that your daughter will fit in perfectly in this school. I’ve seen a lot of children like your daughter and they’re enjoying their days here. She’ll make friends and won’t cause any trouble here. 
Maggie: All right, sir. Who’ll be taking her to class?
PC Principal: I’ll get her teacher to do it. Everything will be okay. 
South Park Elementary, The fourth-grade classroom, Kids take their seats and start to talk amongst themselves. 
Kyle: [looks at the teacher’s desk] Where’s Mrs. Nelson? She’s usually here before us. 
Cartman: We’re probably gonna have a substitute teacher. That’ll be fucking sweet. 
Robyn: You’re just saying that so you can be a bitch to everyone. 
Craig: Someone give Robyn a praise immediately.
Cartman: [to Robyn] Right, like you aren’t being a bitch right now. 
Robyn: I- shut up. [taps on Clyde] Yo, remind me to beat Cartman after class. 
Clyde: I’ll keep note of that, babe. 
Robyn: What? 
Clyde: Nothing- I’ll remind you. 
Kyle: God damn it, where’s Mrs. Nelson?! 
Cartman: She has other shit to do, Kahl. 
Mrs. Nelson walks in the classroom, standing in front of the class. 
Cartman: Aw, damn it! 
Mrs. Nelson: Good morning, class! I know we have a lot to go through today. 
Wendy: Why were you late this morning, ma’am? 
Mrs. Nelson: I’m glad you asked, Wendy. Kids, today a new student will be joining you all. I hope you all make her feel comfortable and welcomed into South Park. 
Cartman: Her? Why is it that every time there’s a new kid in town, it’s always a fucking girl?! 
Butters: Don’t you think there enough boys in this class, Eric? 
Cartman: I’m not talking about this class, Butters. I’m talking about the whole school! Next thing you know, they’ll be more and more girls in our grade going after Kahl. 
Kyle: What was that? 
Cartman: Huh? Nothing. 
Mrs. Nelson: Children, please welcome Kiara Parker. 
The kids all look at the door entrance. A girl enters the classroom with light pale skin, a black wolf cut hairstyle, and a black coat with a fluffy white collar. She stops in front of the class and looks at them. 
Kiara: Hey, everybody. 
Mrs. Nelson: Would you like to say something about yourself, Kiara? 
Kiara: Nah. They wouldn’t be interested anyway. 
Cartman: You’re damn right we wouldn’t. 
Kiara: See? 
Mrs. Nelson: Eric! 
Kiara: No, no. It’s okay, ma’am. I’m fucking used to it fucking anyway. 
Mrs. Nelson: Well… okay. Why don’t you take a seat next to Kenny? He’s the boy wearing the orange parka. 
Kiara: [nods and walks to the desk next to Kenny, sitting down] 
Kenny: [looks over at her] (Hey.) 
Kiara: [looks at him up and down] ..Hi. 
They both stare at each other for a moment. Butters notices and speaks up. 
Butters: [to Kiara] Hi! I’m Butters! 
Kiara: Why the fuck are you talking to me and why are you so damn happy? 
Butters: ..W-Well I was j-just trying to introduce myself t-to- 
Kiara: Don’t care. I don’t wanna know who the hell you are. 
Butters: .. [pouts and looks down, messing with his fingers] 
Kenny: (Wow, that was…rude?) 
Kiara: Get used to it. 
-
South Park Elementary Cafeteria, lunchtime. At a table on the right side of the cafeteria sat the Goth Kids.
Pete: Look at all these pathetic losers.
Firkle: They’re all a bunch of Barbie and Ken dolls. 
Henrietta: Why are we even in here? We used to skip lunch. 
Michael: Because they caught us in the hallway smoking. It’s fucking ridiculous. 
Pete: Yeah. [spots Kiara] Hey, look at her. She looks pretty goth. Maybe she can sit with us.
Michael: How do you know if she’s just faking? We can’t just let anyone join us, you know. 
Pete: Dude, you have serious trust issues. It’ll be just this once. [to Firkle and Henrietta] Wanna call her over? 
Henrietta: Yeah, I guess. 
Firkle: Let the fun begin. 
Pete: Okay. [turns around and sees Kiara walk pass them] Psst! Hey!
Kiara: [stops and looks at him] What do you want? 
Pete: Uhh, You look lost. Do you want to sit with us? You don’t have to if you don’t want to. 
Henrietta: It’s a highly recommend that you do sit with us. Trust me, you don’t want to sit with those other douchebags. 
Kiara: [shrugs and walks to the table] 
Michael: Before you sit down, How dark is your soul?
Kiara: My soul? It’s as dark as the sky at night. 
Michael: Oh, yeah? 
Pete: Where did you move here from?
Kiara: [sits down next to Pete] Denver. I liked the town, but the people there were just fucking dumb. Especially the kids at my old school.
Firkle: Were the kids Blake and Gwen wannabes like the ones here? 
Kiara: Yeah, they were.
Henrietta: Like, what music do you listen to?
Kiara: I listen to rock, gothic rock, punk, post-punk, hardcore punk- stuff like that. My favorite band is The Cure. 
Michael: That’s good to know. My favorite band is My Chemical Romance. What do you do for fun? 
Kiara: I’m glad you asked. [smirks]
The conversation between the Goths and Kiara trail off. At the center of the cafeteria was a table that sat Stan, Kyle and Robyn on one side. On the other sat Kenny, Cartman and Butters.
Cartman: Did you guys see how bitchy the new girl was this morning? 
Butters: Yeah, she has a bad temper! I only introduced myself to her and she was so rude.
Robyn: That’s how her kind is.
Kyle: Her kind? 
Robyn: Haven’t you noticed? The pale skin, she wears all black, the hairstyle, makeup. She’s obviously apart of the goth subculture. 
Stan: Ohhh, I see now. 
Cartman: Oh, you’re right. She’s a emo bitch.
Robyn: Don’t you mean goth? 
Cartman: What did I say?
Robyn: You said emo. 
Cartman: Same thing. [shrugs, eating his lunch]
Robyn: I actually know the difference guys. Like, emos think the world is dark and they can’t do anything about it. But, goths think the world is dark and show a liking to the beauty of darkness. 
Cartman: Okay, your point?
Robyn: I hate you.
Cartman: Good. See if I care.
Stan: [looks at Kenny] What’s the matter, Kenny? You didn’t say a word.
Kenny: (I don’t know. I guess I feel bad for the new girl. She probably has a rough past that we don’t know about.)
Cartman: What rough past- look, Kinny. There’s no need for you to feel sorry for some emo chick. Now eat your burger and fries. It’s getting cold.
Kenny: (No, dude! I might hang out with her at recess. She looks like she needs a friend or someone to talk to.)
Robyn: [looks behind her and sees Kiara with the Goth Kids] Looks like she already has a group of friends to talk to.
Kenny: (Well I’m going to talk to her anyway, man. It’s worth a try.)
Kyle: Yeah, who cares if he’s making a new friend. Making new friends are good. 
Cartman: Kahl, she’s a fucking emo! 
Stan: Being friends with goths are actually fun! I met this girl online and she- 
Cartman: Stan, who told you to speak?
Stan: ..As I was saying she has a-
Cartman: Ah!- Stan. Don’t say anything.
Stan: ..Whatever, dude.
-
South Park Elementary playground, Kiara was sitting under a tree, watching everyone else have their fun. 
Kenny: [walks up to her and stops] (Hey. Kiara, is it?)
Kiara: Yeah? What do you want?
Kenny: (Could I maybe.. get to know you?) 
Kiara: Oh? No one has ever asked that before. Why do you want to know me?
Kenny: (You just seem.. interesting. Not like- a weird interesting, but a good one. You seem pretty fun to talk to.) 
Kiara: Seriously? 
Kenny: (Yeah. I can be your first friend here if you let me be.)
Kiara: Well.. okay. You technically are my fifth friend now. I sat with these goth kids and we talked for a while. 
Kenny: (Oh, I guess that’s nice.) [sits down next to her] (What are you thinking about?)
Kiara: You wouldn’t understand. 
Kenny: [holds her hand and looks at her] (I can try to understand. I get that you’re pretty quiet and you keep to yourself. I’m just like you.)
Kiara: [looks at their hands and blushes, then looks back at Kenny] You.. understand? 
Kenny: (Yeah. Sometimes, people here don’t even know I exist. It’s like every day I have to remind them that I’m here. Also, I have a secret that you probably wouldn’t understand like my friends don’t.) 
Kiara: Well, I can try. It’s worth a shot, right? 
Kenny: (Yeah, I guess it is.) [nods]
Kiara and Kenny’s conversation begin to trail off. Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Robyn and Butters watch from a distance. 
Butters: Isn’t that nice of Kenny to do?
Kyle: What exactly is wrong with them hanging out? 
Cartman: It may not be a problem now.. but it will be! Once Kinny gets brainwashed by that emo bitch, he’s gonna want to be emo too and he’ll go far to the point where he’ll become suicidal. 
Stan: ..That’s like- the worst theory I’ve ever heard. Hanging out with a goth- 
Cartman: Ahem- emo.
Stan: Ugh.. hanging out with an “emo” doesn’t mean that you’ll turn “emo” too.
Kyle: He’s just retarded, guys. Don’t listen to him.
Cartman: I’m retarded for predicting Kinny’s future?!
Robyn: Yeah, you are. Kenny’s not gonna become suicidal, you idiot. Also, you’re retarded for thinking that goths and emos are still the same and it’s starting to piss me off. 
Cartman: This doesn’t concern you Robyn. Go hang out with those dumb girls or whatever- 
Robyn: God- [turns to Butters] Butters, wanna hang out? 
Butters: Yeah! Let’s play hide and seek!! 
Robyn: All right. Wanna get some more people to join us? 
Butters: Heh, yeah. I’ll go get Scott to help. Maybe you can go get Craig and his friends to play with us too!
Robyn: Okay, I’ll do that. 
They both walk away from the three boys.
Cartman: [flips them off as they walk away] Fuck you guys! Fucking douchebags…-
Kyle: [watching Kenny and Kiara laughing together] They’re sure getting along pretty well over there. 
Stan: Yeah, it’s great that Kenny’s making new friends.
Cartman: Yeah? Well, guess what? He won’t be apart of this friendship anymore because he’ll be with that bloodsucker!
Kyle: God- Cartman! Make up your mind! Is she an emo or a vampire?!
Cartman: ..Wait, what the hell did I just say? 
Kyle: You said bloodsucker! 
Cartman: ..What I meant to say was uhh..- Kinny won’t be apart of this friendship anymore because he’ll be with that emo whore! 
Stan and Kyle just look at each other, then walk away. 
Cartman: Wha- Oh yeah?! Walk away, fuckers! I’ll deal with this shit myself. 
Kyle: Good luck with that! 
Stan: You’re gonna need it! 
Montage. “Stereo Hearts” by Gym Class Hearts plays as Kiara and Kenny hang out and get to know each other (with Cartman spying on them). The more Kenny talks with Kiara, the more she falls in love.
-
Record Shop, day. Kiara and Kenny are looking at music CDs. 
Kiara: You see anything you like? 
Kenny: (Yeah, I’m just looking.)
Kiara: [nods and sees a music CD of The Neighbourhood’s latest album, Wiped Out.] Whoa, man. I need this.
Kenny: (Need what?)
Kiara: This! [shows him the CD] It’s the latest album by The Neighbourhood. It came out in October, but I never heard it yet. 
Kenny: (You couldn’t listen to it on your phone?) 
Kiara: I didn’t have a phone then. God- I want this so bad. [looks at the price] ..$44.63. 
Kenny: (Damn, dude. Can you get it?)
Kiara: I don’t have that type of money. But… I can improvise. [hides the music CD in her coat] 
Kenny: [whispers] (Woah! You’re going to steal that?) 
Kiara: What does it look like? Let’s get out of here. [quickly walks out of the record store]
Kenny: [looks around and follows her] (That was pretty badass. You’re really cool!) 
Kiara: I am, huh? 
Kenny: (Yeah. This is like, the first week you moved here and I’m really starting to like you.) 
Kiara: [blushes a bit, looking down] No one has ever liked me before-
Kenny: (They’re clearly blind.)
The Goth Kids are across the street from the record store as they watch from a distance. 
Michael: So. [takes a drag from his cigarette] She’s into conformists?
Pete: I guess so. He’s not as bad though if you really think about it. Look at him. 
Henrietta: He’s pretty quiet at school. It’s great how he isn’t involved in most situations in this shithole town. 
Firkle: You can’t forget about him visiting the nightmare city of R’Lyeh. 
Pete: That’s so… so lucky. 
Michael: You guys think they’ll get married or whatever?
Pete: Maybe they will. 
Henrietta: I’d say that’s a good choice. 
Pete: [flips his hair] Yeah, he’s way cooler than those other posers.
Kenny: (Listen, I have to get going. I have to check on my sister.) 
Kiara: Oh, bye then. 
Kenny: (Bye.) [walks away from Kiara] 
Kiara: [smiles and walks across the street, walking towards the Goth Kids] Hi, guys.
Pete: What do you guys talk about?
Kiara: Ehh, life. 
Michael: Good starter. 
Cartman appears to be walking towards them, then stops once he’s close. 
Kiara: Uhh.. hello.
Cartman: Are you into quiet boys? Is that you’re addiction?
Kiara: What are you talking about?
Cartman: [pulls out his phone and shows her photos of her and Kenny and every place they went together] Don’t play dumb.
Kiara: What the fuck are you doing spying on me? 
Cartman: I’m not fucking worried about you. I’m worried for Kinny. I know what you’re up to. You and your kind. 
Pete: Excuse me? What kind?
Cartman: Your emo squad. Don’t play stupid. 
Michael: So.. we’re back to that, are? The emo thing? 
Pete: Look, we aren’t freaking emos, man. 
Firkle: There’s a huge difference! 
Henrietta: God- I don’t want to deal with this shit now. 
Cartman: Oh, you four are in it too, huh? 
Pete: Move out of our way, twerp. 
Cartman: Fine. Once Kinny dies, I’ll get the word out that emos are bloodsucking demons. [walks away] 
Michael: ..Did he just say-
Kiara: Don’t repeat it.
-
Week 4. The Marsh Residence, Stan’s room. Stan and Kyle are on their phones. 
Kyle: Dude, did you know Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up? 
Stan: Yeah, I already knew, dude. Did you know about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s breakup? 
Kyle: Yeah. Why are there so many celebrity breakups all of a sudden? 
Stan: I don’t know dude. ..Kyle? [places his phone down] 
Kyle: What, dude? 
Stan: Is Avril Lavigne actually dead? 
Kyle: [facepalms] Oh my god. They got you too, huh? 
Stan: No, it’s just..- It’s a high probability that she was replaced by a clone. 
Kyle: Stan, do me a favor and stop looking up celebrity news. Those rumors got to you.
Cartman enters Stan’s room.
Cartman: Hey, fags. 
Stan: Dude, who let you in my house? 
Cartman: Shelley did. Has Kinny talked to any of you this week? 
Kyle: No. He’s probably with that new girl. 
Stan: Seriously? Dude, this is the fourth week he’s been with her. Shouldn’t he be hanging out with us? 
Cartman: Exactly! This is total bullshit! She’s brainwashing him!
Stan: It’s weird though. I asked Clyde where Kenny was yesterday and he told me that Kenny was at the new girl’s house. 
Kyle: Doing…? 
Stan: Well, I went to her house to check on Kenny. [A flashback happens] Her mom let me in the house and told me that her room was upstairs. I walked upstairs and looked to my right, seeing both Kenny and the girl. They were both talking about death, which was odd because Kenny never talked about death before. So I immediately ran out of her house. 
Kyle: He was talking about death? 
Stan: Yeah. He never talked about it be-
Kyle: He has, Stan. Remember? We were playing superheroes and he began talking about him getting ran over, torn apart, stabbed, etc… 
Stan: So.. this is like Mysterion all over again? 
Cartman: Uh-huh. You guys can say “Hmm.. I guess Cartman was right all along.”
Kyle: Shut up, fatass. This is serious. What if Kenny is already goth? What if he’s thinking of harming himself right now?
Stan: Okay, I’m so, so scared right now. 
Cartman: Just to be clear, you guys agree with what I said the past three weeks, right? I’m not going crazy, am I?
Stan: ..Let’s go find Kenny. 
-
The Parker Residence, Kiara’s room. Kiara is reading a poem to Kenny; They were both sitting on the floor.
Kiara: Heartbroken, I still go on 
Broken pieces lying alone 
Where shall I find solace? 
To whom can I present my case?
Kenny: [claps] (That was great! That was better than the first stanza.)
Kiara: Haha, my favorite is the fourth stanza. [closes the book and places it next to her]
Kenny: [looks at her] (Aren’t you going to finish?)
Kiara: Later. Right now, I want to confess something to you.
Kenny: (Oh? Okay.. what is it?) 
Kiara: I feel like my life is missing something in it. I’ve been searching for what was missing, and I finally found the answer. 
Kenny: (What was missing?)
Kiara: You. 
Kenny: (..Me?) [points to himself]
Kiara: Yeah, you. That moment you were listening to me, I knew that you were the one. You’re the first person to ever like me, dude.
Kenny: (Uhhh… where is this going?) 
Kiara: Kenny, I want you to be the moon to my stars. When I’m with you, I feel complete.
Kenny: … [confused a little]
Kiara: [rolls her eyes] Ugh. I want you to be my boyfriend. 
Kenny: [suprised] (Whoa, what?)
Kiara: I know I don’t believe in miracles most of the time, but it would be a miracle if you say yes.
Kenny: (I don’t- ..I don’t know what to say.)
Kiara: [holds his hand] Please. If you say yes, my life will be complete.
Kenny: (Kiara, sorry to break it to you, but I think of you as a friend only. I like you, but not like.. as a crush or anything. I’m sorry.) [pulls his hand away] 
Kiara glares at Kenny and stands up. She goes to her drawer and opens it, taking out a knife and has a psychotic smirk on her face, still glaring at Kenny.
Kenny: [looking horrified] (What are you doing?!)
Kiara: [touches the tip of the knife] Hmmm.. Unfortunately, I’m going to kill you. Don’t worry. It’ll be a quick but obviously painful death. 
Kenny: (I don’t wanna die!)
Kiara: You also didn’t wanna be with me. Did you know how bad that hurt me? All you have to do is change your mind. It’s as simple as that. 
Kenny: (I just don’t see you as a girlfriend type!! Please, I don’t wanna die!) 
Kiara: You leave me no choice. [walks to Kenny] 
Kenny begins to scream as Kiara gets closer to him. Suddenly, the boys open the door and see the two, quickly entering the room.
Cartman: Stop right there, you bitch! 
Kenny: [turns and sees them] (Help, guys!)
Stan: [gasps] Kenny! 
Kiara: [looks at them] Who the fuck let you guys in?
Kyle: That doesn’t matter, does it? Let him go now! 
Kiara: Mm.. no. 
Cartman: Don’t worry, Kinny. We’re gonna get you out of this smelly place. [walks to Kenny and holds his hand out]
Kiara pushes Cartman on the ground, causing him to fall. 
Cartman: Ow! What the hell is your problem?!
Kiara: NO! If I can’t have him, then no one can have him! 
Stan: [looks over at Kyle, then at Kiara] You like Kenny? 
Kiara: Oh, you just found out? Everyone give this guy a hand. [claps, then stops and looks back at Kenny]
Kenny: (If you kill me, You won’t be able to see me again.)
Kiara: … [looks down] I won’t care. 
Kenny: (But you do! We can still hang out and be friends.) 
Kiara: What if I don’t want to be friends? 
Kyle: Dude, you need to think about this. You’ll still be able to hang out with him. 
Stan: There are other guys out there, dude. Just because your first crush doesn’t like you doesn’t mean that you have to go all psycho and kill them. 
Kiara: [looks at Stan and thinks about it for a moment] When you put it that way-
Cartman: You also don’t have to be a total bitch about it either. 
Kyle: Not helping, Cartman. 
Cartman: Just saying. 
Kyle: Agh.. [to Kiara] Look, dude. Put the knife down. 
Kiara looks at the boys, then back at Kenny. She shrugs and starts to stab Kenny, causing him to bleed internally. From his leg to his chest. Kenny starts to scream loud; the boys look in horror. After a few minutes, Kiara stops as Kenny was already dead. She drops the knife and looks at the boys and smiling. 
Kiara: All done. 
Stan: … [still horrified and looks at Kenny’s body, vomits on the floor] 
Kyle: [still horrified] Oh my god. 
Cartman: [shakes his head and sighs] Well, at least he learnt his lesson. Never hang out with an emo whore. 
Kyle: Oh my god, how can you still talk about that?! He’s dead! 
Cartman: Well, I’m just saying, Kahl! 
Kyle and Cartman begin to argue; Stan starts to vomit a lot more on the ground. 
Kiara: [is entertained by what she’s seeing] Haha.
-
Saturday, South Park Cemetery, daytime. The boys are standing by each other, looking at Kenny’s grave.
Stan: Man. Poor Kenny.
Kyle: He didn’t deserve to die. Not like that. 
Cartman: We tried to warn him. But he didn’t listen to us. 
The boys all look at each other in silence. 
Kyle: You guys wanna go to my house and watch a movie?
Stan: Yeah. What are gonna watch?
Kyle: How about Ted 2? I never saw it yet.
Cartman: That movie is so fucking sweet. I watched it in June. 
Stan: Me too. [chuckles] I watched it with my dad and we both laughed our asses off. 
Kyle: Well if it’s so funny, I can’t wait to watch it with you guys. 
Cartman: Yes. Kinny would’ve wanted that.
The boys walk away from Kenny’s grave and exits the cemetery. After they left, Kiara enters the cemetery and walks to Kenny’s grave, looking at it. 
Kiara: Rest easy.
Kenny walks to Kiara and waves. 
Kenny: (Hey, Kiara!)
Kiara: [sees him] Oh, hey. 
Kenny: (Ha, I told you I always come back.)
Kiara: Yeah, I guess you were right. No one remembers at all but me.
Kenny: (I know! It’s a fucking curse.)
Kiara: [nods] Hey, do you wanna like.. get ice cream or something? We can talk about pain and stuff while we walk.
Kenny: [shrugs] (Okay.)
They both walk away.
-
== Trivia ==
•Kiara’s surname, Parker, comes from creator Trey Parker. 
•When Cartman talks about new girls going after Kyle, it’s a reference to most original characters (that are female) in the South Park Fandom that are in love with Kyle. 
•At the end of the episode, the boys mention Ted 2 by Seth Macfarlane and how it’s funnier than the first movie.
•In the episode, Stan asks Kyle if Canadian singer Avril Lavigne was actually dead. It’s a reference to rumors that stated that the singer died in 2003 and was replaced by a lookalike.
•Stan and Kyle both mention two celebrity breakups in the year (2015). Kyle mentions Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick while Stan mentions Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.
•Kiara stole a music CD, which was The Neighbourhood’s album, Wiped Out.
•Robyn, besides the Goths, is the only character in the show who knows the difference between a goth and an emo.
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