Operation: Yellow and Blue

Operation: Yellow and Blue was a false flag attack portrayed as propaganda the first and last time the evil capitalist UnAnything invaded the country. This was because of growing UA - UB tensions at the time and after we executed people for having UnAnything made movies (Kind of extreme, isn't it? -T) they decided enough was enough and tried to attack our glorious nation and depose our government but obviously FAILed.
== The war in-depth ==
March 7th, U146. 12:49 UnBarney Standard Time
thumb|Recording from March 7th. Right before the invasion became serious.
3 days before the attacks, 10 people were executed for having copies of UnAnything: The Series and distributing these disgusting acts of capitalism. 2 days later UnAnything heard about this and decided to invade us with a strategy we never saw coming. They sent in a truck entering UnBarney with what we thought were delivery drivers delivering Father Strange his PlayStation 2 console were actually 5 UnAnything soldiers invading us for executing citizens for possessing UnAnything-Made movies (they corrupt our socialist society and anyone who watches them is infected and must be killed to free themselves of the disease). We sounded the Piano of Death (UnBarney’s at the time Emergency Alert tone) but they started in the Al’ Saldan Desert area as they knew border patrol there is light before calling in more trucks containing more capitalists! By 1:09 PM more than 125 UnAnything capitalists were in the country and by 2PM they were in the cities. Hundreds of kilometers away from Barneytown but still too close for comfort so the UnBarney Military was called in to fight and replace the glorious gun owning citizens and show up on their MSP “armored golf-carts” where it was proven that their old weapons were still plenty good in 2001 and the newer ones are amazing. A lot of buildings were damaged and a lot of UnBarnian Citizens died knowing their death would fuel the glorious revenge UnBarney would take at the end of the invasion. 
Once they hit the Al’ Barney province is when the military got really mad as that’s where some of Father Strange’s relatives lived peacefully up until that day when the bastards tried to take over the area, the UnBarney Military then sets out to beat the shit out of UnAnything Soldiers and obviously wins because all UA had there were spiked baseball bats and UB had actual firearms. 
Later in the war, UnBarney told UnAnything to retreat or else they WILL be nuked. UnAnything didn’t listen so that happened (but we’ll get to THAT later) and in the meantime UnBarnian missiles took out SUVs full of the capitalists. This caused UnAnything to send out more of their men who would inevitably get killed by UnBarney’s superior military. 
=== Later in the War ===
UnAnything was on the verge of attacking Barneytown and we couldn’t have that happening, like at all. Barneytown was put under lockdown and surrounded by our glorious military, and don’t worry! Our glorious leader Father Strange was not in Barneytown and was perfectly safe. UnBarney got newer weapons such as the AK-47, the Uzi and some snipers and even upgraded military vehicles. UnAnything on the other hand got an RPG. That’s it. This is still bad because RPG > Gun like what you may have been taught in elementary school. (The only people who teach about guns are Americans, and they're capitalist! Checkmate, buddy. -T)
Guess what? UnBarney hates the USA too! -F.S
But when the capitalists stepped a FOOT into Barneytown, Father Strange lost his shit. He ordered his best men from the entire military in armored Explorers with the underbarrel grenade launcher M4A1s to shoot up the capitalist, imperialist fuckers. Coconut guns were used by the disgusting imperialist, capitalist bitches which broke their arm because they weigh so damn much. 
In the more rural areas, ZD2s were used as weapons due to the hardness of the console and because tools to pump disgusting UnAnything imperialists full of lead were hard to come by. This meant that they could be bashed multiple times on the head and they would still work. Some modded their consoles to launch the game cartridges, sometimes spikes coated in snake venom to improve lethality. Others added razor blades to the cartridges so when they got launched it cut the capitalist soldiers really badly. Obviously this meant that the shame cartridges had to be handled with care or they and the floor would turn red. One of these Y+B relics was sold at auction in 2018 for Un$5,000. 
This war spawned the legend of a random guy who hopped inside of an UnBarney Motors car and ran over countless capitalist pigs despite the fact his car was beaten so severely but it kept driving. He was so revered UnBarney Motors gave him a new car once the old one died. 
Towards the end of May 146, the capitalists decided to attack Shihuan Island, which is property of our glorious state of office! This is a highly revered place and any damage done to it is disgusting. The capitalist pigs threatened it twice before and we responded with nuke threats that was carried out. (Don't worry, we'll get to that later!) 
=== Towards the End ===
Monday, June 11th U146. 4:45 PM UnBarney Standard Time
Sadly, those bastards reached the major sections of Barneytown a few kilometers away from where UnBarney HQ lives. Once Father Strange heard the news he sent out this message to General Yoshiman using an ancient hardwired telephone system so UnAnything imperialists couldn’t listen in:
General Yoshiman agreed with this. A very stern warning was made towards UnAnything telling them not to attack the HQ or else the consequences would be dire and the nukes were not launched for 3 whole days until the capitalists pulled up in their SUVs and Trucks and stormed the HQ with their machine guns and all thinking we were joking but were swiftly dispatched by the superior communist military with the Chinese military at our side as well. General Yoshiman called Father Strange for permission which was instantly granted. The men of UnBarney found 2 of the most potent nukes they had (extremely potent, with RADIUM) and proceeded to launch them at UnAnything to wipe out their capitalism. It took a few minutes but the launch was successful! Bye bye UnAnything Capitalism! 
Once the capitalist bitches heard about this, they did everything they could to stop the nuke but they couldn’t because it was a stealth nuke. TV broadcasts played an EAS tone telling everyone to seek shelter immediately and brace for impact. Those who could did. 
Before all this EAS bullshit, Dee heard about this and launched himself into the nuke to try to stop it. Well, what he didn’t know was that it was a DUMMY NUKE that we sent out to fool the imperialist pigs. So he basically wasted his self-sacrifice, ha ha! Now the nukes were on a one-way course to UnAnything’s capital. (ESPECIALLY THE HQ). 
===Nuke launch===
thumb|Broadcasts from that time. Depending on where you are you need a VPN to watch it.
On June 14th, 146 (2001) at 1:14PM UnAnything Standard Time (3:14PM UnBarney Standard Time), the nukes did their deed and touched down causing the flash because Dee wasted his sacrifice on one of the many dummy nukes. After the nukes hit UnAnything, a mushroom cloud so big that it could be seen as far away as France appeared. TV Broadcasts in UnBarney on all 28 channels in the country showed Father Strange dancing in his hideout to the song "Wake Up" by RatM (although on some channels “Wake Up” was replaced with “Jumpdafuckup”) with the news header of "The evil capitalist UnAnything has been nuked!!!! Glory to Father Strange!!!!"
All UnAnything soldiers in the country received a message on their walkie talkies from the president saying this:
After hearing this, all the UnAnything soldiers were devastated. Their house, their belongings, even potentially their wives and children. Gone. Reduced to ashes. UnBarney mocked them saying that they shouldn’t have invaded the country. All TV broadcasts in UnAnything played a message informing it’s surviving residents about what had just happened and how to survive. 600,000+ people died in the capital and the surrounding areas because of the heat, radiation and more!
The soldiers remained in UnBarney for 2 days until they were all shot, poisoned, succumbed to lingering fallout taken to military prison, stabbed or ran over by UB's superior military. Thus marking an end to Operation: Yellow and Blue as a whole. A memorial was held for all the deceased victims of this tragedy.
==Aftermath==
Many nations did various things to UnBarney. For example:
*North Korea and China gave UnBarney various weapons including 5 more of their most potent nuclear bombs.
*Many countries allied with UnAnything started to sanction UnBarney. 
*Russia and Belarus became an ally of UnBarney.
*Japan’s relationship with UnBarney was strained.
Either way, each country started rebuilding. UnBarney started building the day after the operation was considered over and got a massive rebuilding budget. UnAnything had to wait until 2008 (153) as the nukes were so powerful the fallout remained so potent the capital will be uninhabitable for the next 100,000 years. They had to relocate. An iron dome was immediately installed after the invasion to prevent this from ever happening again. Which sucks for us.
Memorial statues were also erected in both nations. The UnBarney one is obviously better looking though because it doesn’t reek of capitalism. People who deface it are severely punished.
To this day the former capital of the evil capitalist UnAnything (Шайлушай) remains a nuclear wasteland uninhabitable to any form of life. While the radiation has calmed down to the point that people can visit the exclusion zone nobody can live there for another 90,000+ years
== A second invasion? ==
Main article: 169 Potential Attack of UnBarney.
In 169 (2024), the evil capitalist UnAnything may invade our country for an end-all war against our glorious motherland. We can prove this because UnAnything and the evil imperialist UnMario issued invasion threats on us. UA has UM, UB has Belarus, Russia, China and North Korea to back them up and UB will fight with Russia to fight them.
An iron dome was installed over UnBarney to protect it from 100% of all deadly airstrike attacks. The evil capitalist UnAnything fears their iron dome won’t be strong enough to defend against our now extremely powerful missiles and nukes. And that’s a good thing for us!
Holy shit I forgot to edit UnBarney for months but it looks like it's going through. Military presence (especially near the DMZ) Is growing rapidly as the war begins from both sides. If one crosses over without permission, it's war time.
== Trivia ==
* This is our 2nd war with those capitalist pigs.
== Notes ==
The audio translates from the Russian-speaking UnAnything to: "Oh shit. Dee spent his self-sacrifice on a fake nuclear bomb, now what do we do? Bombs fall in 10 minutes."
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