The Remolution

The Remolution was a large war in which the different Remi's around the world fought each other.
== The Catalyst ==
When President Remune declared that he was to be President, some Remi's believed that he was an idiot and thus decided to wage war against him.
Rem, at the time had his own private military company and heard what was brewing; involving himself as a neutral party at this time.
Unfortunately, the Samurems, Cowboys and more all had the same idea. What followed was a disastrous, chaotic war in which many Bandana Rem's lost their lives.
== The War ==
The war was waged within the confines of New Remland after all non-Remi's were safely evacuated to nearby states. The war began in Medieval-Town, which came as a shock to its inhabitants who were not able to receive the news due to living in the past. They were quickly overrun by the Cowboys due to the inferior medieval technology. But the Cowboys did not last long...
News of the war arrived in The Eighties, warning them years ahead of time about the swarm of Space Wizards that, historically, destroyed the Cowboys who occupied Medieval-Town and had planned to destroy the rest of New Remland.
Unforunately for inhabitants of The Eighties, the Space Wizards knew that they knew because they had first visited Neo-Remland, which was a district permanently suspended in President Remune's idea of New Remland in the year 4000. Due to the changes in history, the Space Wizards were able to visit the archives and found out their sneak attack on The Eighties would be thwarted by Samurems, so they sought to eliminate the Samurem by drawing them out into No Rem's Land.
Their plan was to dress up a Bandana Rem as a Samurem and impale him in the open fields of No Rem's Land. However, this plan fell through when Rem ordered his PMC to cover the entirety of No Rem's Land in white phosphorous, catching the Space Wizards off-guard.
Whilst this was happening, President Remune had hundreds of Bandana Rem's occupy The Eighties to fend off possible Space Wizards, but instead they were met by Samurems.
A slaughter-fest ensued as the President had armed his Bandana Rem's with laser weapons and other miscellaneous illegal technology. However, the Samurems at this point had actually just returned from Rad Remland and recovered hundreds of post-apocalyptic technology. They were still slaughtered.
== Trivia ==
* President Remune's side of the war was funded by partially by Hell, Brad-Labs and China.
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