WotW: Week 49

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Weak of the Week: Week 49 	Weak of the Week: Week 49
 	
Count Dracula 	Count Dracula
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Oh god, I'm so sick of all these stupid Slender Man clones taking up precious server space. Why would anyone be scared of a tall lanky guy, unless that lanky guy is the one who goes insane at the end of Miami Connection and starts offing ninja like a man possessed. This is different though, this is Slender Man. Just look at this guy, with his totally black outfit. Long, spider monkey like appendages and pure white skin with no facial features. Why would anyone be afraid of anything that contains the word "slender," it's the least horrifying word ever. ENOUGH OF THE SLENDER---Wait...Count Dracula?! Hey, Count Dracula, why the long face? I thought it was awfully strange that Slender Man decided to grow a mustache.So, Dracula, huh? Creators of the 'Peens, what weak outfits they make! Well, I wasn't really prepared to have to talk trash on Dracula. So, I guess you could say that this Dracula outfit really...sucks. I can't tell where his head begins and his Seinfeld puffy pirate shirt ends, so this is really a hard one for me to evaluate. That being said I do know one thing, this version of Dracula should probably consider a name change to "Drac Leeroy" because it looks like he's all ready got the glow. Kiss my Converse, Van Helsing! Did you think this funky scaling was a good idea? Were you like, "You know what? Dracula just doesn't scare the youth of today. He's too normal looking. He really needs to be updated to have the scaling of Slender Man with the wardrobe of a cyberpunk-hobo" Then he proceeded to select the most hilariously inappropriate slacks that any self respecting Count wouldn't be caught dead in. That's not really a problem for Dracula, though, since he's undead and all. Is this going to be some kind of trend? Universal Pictures monster movie characters but with the proportions of a rubber bendy toy? Will the next victim of this fad be Frankenstein's monster but with the body of Gumby? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!	Oh god, I'm so sick of all these stupid Slender Man clones taking up precious server space. Why would anyone be scared of a tall lanky guy, unless that lanky guy is the one who goes insane at the end of Miami Connection and starts offing ninja like a man possessed. This is different though, this is Slender Man. Just look at this guy, with his totally black outfit. Long, spider monkey like appendages and pure white skin with no facial features. Why would anyone be afraid of anything that contains the word "slender," it's the least horrifying word ever. ENOUGH OF THE SLENDER---Wait...Count Dracula?! Hey, Count Dracula, why the long face? I thought it was awfully strange that Slender Man decided to grow a mustache.So, Dracula, huh? Creators of the 'Peens, what weak outfits they make! Well, I wasn't really prepared to have to talk trash on Dracula. So, I guess you could say that this Dracula outfit really...sucks. I can't tell where his head begins and his Seinfeld puffy pirate shirt ends, so this is really a hard one for me to evaluate. That being said I do know one thing, this version of Dracula should probably consider a name change to "Drac Leeroy" because it looks like he's all ready got the glow. Kiss my Converse, Van Helsing! Did you think this funky scaling was a good idea? Were you like, "You know what? Dracula just doesn't scare the youth of today. He's too normal looking. He really needs to be updated to have the scaling of Slender Man with the wardrobe of a cyberpunk-hobo" Then he proceeded to select the most hilariously inappropriate slacks that any self respecting Count wouldn't be caught dead in. That's not really a problem for Dracula, though, since he's undead and all. Is this going to be some kind of trend? Universal Pictures monster movie characters but with the proportions of a rubber bendy toy? Will the next victim of this fad be Frankenstein's monster but with the body of Gumby? Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!
Offences 	Offences
• The Scaling! 	• The Scaling!
How to Improve 	How to Improve
What is a Weak of the Week!? A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk...HAVE AT YOU! 	What is a Weak of the Week!? A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!
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