The Dickslicing Knight

Real Name: Unknown
Native Planet/Universe: Earth 98244
First Appearance: Misadventures of Greasemixer: Episode 11 (The Marine, The Knight, And The Sailor)
Status: Alive
The Dickslicing Knight is a European knight from his respective universe. He had a brief run-in into Earth 37729 when he was deceived by Sergeant Greasemixer to complete foolish tasks for a chance to obtain a chalice from the fountain of youth. Upon discovering that this chalice contained only urine, he was driven to anger and attempted to kill Greasemixer. However, he was exposed to furry pornography, and pleaded with Charlie to return him to his home universe in peace.