United (Part 2)

United (Part 2) is the fifth episode of the first season of SpongeBob UltraPants. The episode was released on November 3, 2021, and was written by Not-Joe. The previous episode is United (Part 1), and the next episode is The Upgrade.
== Transcript ==
* The SpongeBob UltraPants theme song played as the opening credits rolled, then a title card saying “United (Part 2)” appeared, then faded away.
* The scene opened on Clovis, Vincent, and Malin running into the computer room in the Aqua Justice Team of Superfish headquarters mansion. They stopped running, catching their breath.
* Vincent: "What happened out there?! How could we let half of our team get taken by an enemy and unleash evil robots and a living stone giant into the city?!"
* Malin: "It was my fault. I'm the leader of this team, and… I failed us all…"
* Slow, uplifting, trumpet music quietly played for a few seconds in the background, as Clovis said: "No. You're not alone, we're a team. We failed together… But together, we'll bounce back and win this battle."
* Vincent: "And how are we gonna do that?"
* The scene zoomed in on Clovis' face, as she smiled, with an idea in her eyes…
* The scene cut to an outside view of Downtown Bikini Bottom. The stone giant was tearing through the city! He was roaring loudly, knocking really tall buildings down, and stepping on empty boats in the streets. Meanwhile, Angler Androids were marching through the streets and flying jetpacks in the sky, coming out of portals, and freezing citizens of Bikini Bottom with freeze guns, freezing them in place, and bringing them onto spaceships. In the sky, Plankton rose from the ground, wearing a jetpack, and floated in front of the giant.
* Plankton: "Wow! You're really something! Now, uh, onto the Krusty Krab with me."
* The giant didn't say anything and just continued walking and tearing down buildings while Plankton was floating in front of it.
* Plankton: "Hey! I thought you were supposed to do what I say!"
* The giant roared, spitting at Plankton's face, then grabbed a crane and threw it at him! Plankton flew off to the side, dodging the crane! The giant stomped over to a big crowd of Bikini Bottomites and everyone in the crowd ran around, screaming! Then, 10 citizens showed up dramatically, wearing cardboard armor and holding homemade weapons. One of the ten citizens, at the center and the front of the group, was Fred, with his fist in the air.
* Fred: "THY DEMON, YER TIME IS DONE!"
* They held up toilet paper guns and shot them at the giant, wrapping the top half of its body in toilet paper! It slowed it down in its rampage through the city, as it was attempting to unravel itself in the material! Then, 4 other citizens appeared, rolling forward a big machine that they then turned on and it started shooting tons of hard gumballs at the giant, hurting it! It stepped back, roaring!
* The scene cut to a jail cell SpongeBob, Squidward, and Dash were inside… Dash was sitting against the wall behind him, tossing a bouncy little ball to the ground, the wall in front of him, then back to himself, over and over again, bored. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Squidward were standing next to each other, talking.
* SpongeBob: "I'm sorry, Squidward, for fighting you."
* Squidward: "I'm sorry, too. It was wrong of me, and you're not so bad, SpongeBob. I mean, you're very annoying lots of times, but also, at the same time… You don't always make me want to die…"
* SpongeBob: "I appreciate that very much, Squidward."
* Dash: "Well, now that you two have settled your differences, I think it's 'bout time we bust outta here!"
* SpongeBob: "How?!"
* Dash: "I have a plan!"
* 'LATER…'
* An Angler Android opened the bars for the jail cell, and only SpongeBob and Squidward were there.
* The Angler Android stepped into the cell, saying: "WHERE IS HE?!"
* Squidward and SpongeBob shrugged. The scene panned around to show Dash levitating high above the entrance to the cell, where the Angler Android was standing. He leaped onto it and bit its head off, then punched a hole into the Angler Android's chest, as it then powered off and fell to the ground! Two other Angler Androids ran into the cell! Squidward shot a fire attack at one of the Angler Androids, then SpongeBob ran up to the other one super fast and punched it hard 3 times, destroying it! A red flashing light and an alarm wet off, as SpongeBob, Dash, and Squidward walked through a hallway in the building and jail cells were opening by themselves, behind them. When all the prisoners escaped from their cells, Dash, SpongeBob, and Squidward walked into a cafeteria and Dash grabbed a spoon, put it in a microwave on a counter and turned the microwave on. The scene cut to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Dash epicly walking out the front doors of the prison as the entire building blows up behind them in slow motion. Then, they looked over to their right and saw Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
* SpongeBob: "I didn't know we were right next to Mrs. Puff's Boating School."
* Dash: "You know that place?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah. I've been going there for a long time."
* Dash: "Great! Let's go!"
* Mrs. Puff was in the front passenger seat in a boat parked to the side of the school and a student was sitting in the driver seat, about to turn it on, and Mrs. Puff was holding a clipboard.
* Mrs. Puff: "Are you ready?"
* Dash ran over to the boat and said: "Excuse me! Sorry," and grabbed the student and threw him out of the boat, then sat on one of the backseats, then directed SpongeBob and Squidward: "Come on!"
* Squidward sat on the other seat in the back and SpongeBob sat in the driver seat. SpongeBob put a key in the boat.
* Mrs. Puff: "SPONGEBOB?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
* SpongeBob: "Starting the boat."
* Mrs. Puff: "NO! WAIT!"
* SpongeBob slammed his foot on the gas and the boat leaped onto a big, really busy highway! SpongeBob was driving the boat chaotically on the road, on the correct lane, but moving back and forth on the sides of the lane, left, right, left, right! The boats in front of SpongeBob stopped because the light ahead turned red, so to avoid crashing into them, SpongeBob cut into the lane on his right, and started speeding, with open road ahead of them, but then boats in front of him started going towards the boat he was driving because he was now in the wrong lane, and Dash, Mrs. Puff, and Squidward were screaming!
* Mrs. Puff yelled: "SPONGEBOB STOP IT!!!"
* SpongeBob: "WAIT, I'VE GOT THIS!"
* SpongeBob drove the boat off the highway (which was above the ground), sending the boat they're in diving in the sky, flying over citizens on the ground! The boat landed on the side of a really tall city building, and, disobeying the laws of physics, it didn't go through or fall off the building, as SpongeBob drove the boat all the way up the side of the building, very fast!
* The scene cut back to Downtown Bikini Bottom, as a mother wearing a coat ran through a dark alleyway between buildings, holding a baby in her arms! She was looking down at her feet and the ground she was running on, trying to get to somewhere safely with her baby! Suddenly a portal appeared in the alleyway, a few feet in front of her, and three Angler Androids stepped out of it, walking towards her, holding guns that they started to power on, and the mother gasped! In the streets, the giant was still wrapped up in toilet paper, waving its hands in the air. The group of citizens' machine was still shooting gumballs at the giant, but then it ran out and stopped, giving the giant nothing to try to dodge now! The giant then ripped the toilet paper wrapped around its body apart, freeing itself from it! The giant roared, opening its mouth really wide, and shot fire out of its mouth, into the sky! It started running towards the group of citizens, who didn't know what to do next! At that moment, a figure flew over the crowd and it was revealed to be Vincent, who swept down to the alleyway and grabbed the mother along with her baby up from the ground and set her down on a sidewalk elsewhere!
* Vincent: "You're safe now."
* Vincent then flew to where the giant was and swept down multiple times to grab ahold of the citizens that stood up to it and flew off to let them each down to the side of the battle, then once they were all to the side, Vincent stood in front of them.
* Vincent: "You put up a good fight, but stay here now."
* Fred: "Alright! The heroes! What's gonna happen now?"
* Vincent: "I was assigned to look after you all, while my partners suit up in a giant battle robot to defeat the giant."
* Over a hill, a short distance in front of the giant, slowly stomped a menacing shadow… A giant robot that looks like THIS leaped into the sky, then landed epicly in front of the giant. They were the same size. The giant robot was operated by Malin and Clovis inside a control room which you can see through a glass window at the front of the robot's head. Fast, intense brawl music started playing as the robot and the giant ran over to each other and both tried to punch each other at the same time, and their fists shielded them from the opponent's fists, preventing both of them from being punched! The robot kneed the giant in the gut! The giant grabbed the robot's right leg, then pulled it forward, ripping it off the robot, then ripped the robot's left arm off! Inside the control room, Malin and Clovis were getting anxious about losing the fight and a red light was flashing! The giant was holding the side of the robot against the ground in a knock out position! The robot aimed its right arm at the giant and shot a laser blast through the giant's chest where its heart is, in slow motion! The giant fell backwards, away from the robot, and exploded! A crowd of citizens that were watching in the distance cheered. Malin and Clovis jumped out of the giant robot right before it self destructed. There was peace for a moment, like calm before a storm… Then, a really huge portal opened up in front of Clovis and Malin, across the city street, and then a giant volcano with a face, two yellow eyes, pointy eyebrows, and a mouth with really sharp teeth, levitated out of the portal and lowered itself to the ground. The sky instantly turned darker.
* The volcano loudly said, in a deep voice: "PEOPLE OF EARTH… WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD."
* A fish was standing behind a booth, yelling: "End of the world T-shirts," while holding out a shirt.
* Vincent flew to where Malin and Clovis were standing. A huge dark colored swirl shot into the sky from the top of the volcano, creating what looks like a black hole in the sky, and the city land around the volcano stretched itself outward and jungle land morphed itself into reality around the volcano, and between the jungle land and the city land, spawned ice land, like the North Pole. All throughout the city land in front of the volcano, rose from the ground an army of fish sized living skeletons, holding pirate swords. Behind the volcano, three giant purple colored dragons appeared and flew around to the front of the volcano and went around in the sky in circles, roaring loudly and breathing fire out of their mouths, protecting the volcano.
* Vincent: "Oh… My… God."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob parking the boat him, Dash, Squidward, and Mrs. Puff were in, on a street in Downtown Bikini Bottom, distant from the volcano. Mrs. Puff was frozen and her eyes were wide open.
* Dash: "I thought you said you've been taking driving lessons for a while!"
* SpongeBob: "I never said I learned anything!"
* Dash: "But you never said you didn't!"
* Mrs. Puff didn't move a muscle, and Dash, Squidward, and SpongeBob ran out of the boat and the scene cut to them running to where Vincent, Malin, and Clovis are.
* Dash: "What are we dealing with, here?"
* Malin: "Some sort of… Reality warping… Giant volcano…"
* Plankton appeared and leaped onto Vincent's shoulder, and said: "He's the leader of a different dimension called The Lathrir Dimension, and he's known as The Megalagorriterry."
* SpongeBob: "How do you know, Plankton?!"
* Plankton: "I defeated his champion and he promised me to help me take over the world, but he betrayed me. You heroes must defeat him."
* Plankton put a jetpack on his back.
* SpongeBob: "Wow, hold it! Are you gonna help us? After all, it was you who brought us in this mess."
* Plankton: "I don't have to be here."
* Plankton took off, using the jetpack.
* Malin: "We're gonna need an army…"
* The scene cut to all of them walking down a hallway in a fancy government building.
* Malin walked up to a guy with a mustache, saying: "General."
* The scene cut back to Downtown Bikini Bottom, what's become of it. A huge army of fish soldiers holding guns appeared, standing in the streets of the city land, all together as one big group. In front of them, were standing the army of living skeletons, and further in the distance, The Megalagorriterry. SpongeBob, Squidward, Dash, Vincent, and Clovis stood in front of all the fish soldiers, and in front of all of them, stood Malin, holding a red megaphone up to her face.
* Malin: "On behalf of everyone on this planet, there will be no world ending today. This planet is protected by The Superfish."
* The Megalagorriterry: "Silly insects, you know not of the power I possess."
* Dash epicly said under breath: "Well, we're about to find out…"
* The living skeletons, holding swords, and Superfish and the army of fish started speed walking towards each other. The walking turned to running. They all clashed! The fish soldiers and the heroes were fighting the army of living skeletons! The skeletons were trying to slice them up and chop their limbs off with the swords they were holding, and the soldiers were dodging their swords and shooting their guns at the skeletons, and the heroes were using their own powers and abilities to dodge and fight the skeletons! At the midst of the chaos, Dash ran off into the ice land in the distance! It was very foggy and made up of ice and snow. There was an eeriness to the unnatural land. Dash was running through it by himself, yelling out to The Megalagorriterry.
* Dash: "You messed with my home on the wrong day! I'm going to destroy you!"
* The Megalagorriterry laughed sinisterly and his voice echoed throughout the fog surrounding Dash.
* Dash: "Keep laughing, I'm not afraid of you!"
* The fogg went away, as in a short distance in front of him, Dash saw Grace standing there.
* Grace: "..Dash?"
* Dash: "...Grace?"
* His tone went softer.
* The Megalagorriterry said to Dash telepathically: "I made her insides start to work against her the more she feels for you, through magic. The more she loves you… The more she dies…"
* Grace walked forward, saying: "Dash…"
* She had rashes on her arms. She fell on the ground. Dash stepped backwards. She held herself up with her palms, breathing heavily.
* Grace: "I- I think I'm dying!"
* Silence…
* Dash: "Go to Hell!"
* It hurt him to say that.
* Shocked by his cold hearted response, she yelled out: "DASH!!!"
* She started sobbing!
* Dash shouted: "GRACE!!!"
* He ran over to her and hugged her tightly!
* Rocking back and forth on his feet on the ground, he held her in his arms, saying: "I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that! It'll be okay, it'll be okay!"
* At the blink of an eye, Grace's entire body morphed into a bunch of sand! Dash held his hands down, trying to keep pieces of the sand on the ground, as wind picked up, and all her remains raised into the sky, and he then waved his arms around, trying to grab ahold of the sand, yelling: "Grace! Grace! GRACE!"
* It was all gone… Like a glitch, reality cut backwards to Dash holding Grace and her still being alive and her body being made of flesh and bones.
* Dash: "GRACE?!"
* Grace: "DASH!!!"
* Dash: "No, no! Don't worry! I promise! I won't let anything happen to you! We'll get through this together!"
* The Megalagorriterry: "You lose…"
* Grace shut her eyes! Her head pushed backwards!
* Dash: "Grace?"
* She was unresponsive!
* Dash: "Grace!"
* Silence…
* Dash: "GRACE!"
* Heart wrenching silence...
* Dash screamed: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
* His face was covered in tears. He let her corpse on the ground and he sat there… Motionless… Staring at the love of his life… Fog reappeared.
* Clovis: "Dash?"
* Dash's teammates appeared walking through the fog.
* Clovis walked towards Dash, asking: "What are you doing sitting there?"
* She walked closer to him and saw the corpse...
* Clovis: "Oh…"
* Soon, everyone else did too.
* Squidward: "I'm sorry, Dash."
* Dash stood up.
* Clovis: "I've been there before… Losing someone hurts…"
* Malin: "You can't stop the pain… But don't let the pain destroy you…"
* Vincent: "I know exactly how you're feeling… I never knew my mother, but growing up, I used to help out my father at his circus. The circus was passed down to him by his Dad… I was next in line…It meant a lot to me to be following in my old man's footsteps… Then, when I was 12, a crime boss wanted to buy the land my father's circus had been on for years. He offered him a large briefcase of cash… My Dad said no… He persisted… One day, I ran into one of the tents and caught my Dad arguing with him. The man took out a gun and shot my father with it…"
* A short flashback was shown of Vincent as a kid yelling: "DADDY!!!!!"
* Vincent: "Then… He shot me… When a wizard that liked the show found our bodies, he revived me into a half living person and half ghost. My soul was placed into a state of being in between the land of the living and the land of the dead, my new body not being flesh and blood, but tangible enough to give off the illusion that it was... I wanted my father by my side again… But the wizard had used up all his magic… And couldn't bring him back… I became a lone apparition… I miss my Dad very much…"
* SpongeBob: "The reason I'm here is because I couldn't save a friend from the future…"
* Squidward: "We couldn't…"
* Dash slowly hugged Vincent, then let go.
* Dash: "Thank you, all… But now, there's work to be done. I want that bastard dead."
* The scene cut to the team running through the jungle land nearer to The Megalagorriterry, and they weren't super close to him, but could see him in the distance! Suddenly, a portal appeared in front of them and a seemingly endless number of Angler Androids ran out of it, shooting guns at them! The Superfish started fighting them off! One of the Angler Androids picked up a rock and threw it at Clovis' knee and she fell to the ground, on her side, because of it! She was in pain, but okay. She watched as a fish flew an airplane high into the sky towards The Megalagorriterry and shot a missile at him! The missile hit The Megalagorriterry powerfully, but of no effect! A dragon flew across the corner and shot a giant fire ball out of its mouth at the plane, destroying it, and The Megalagorriterry laughed!
* Clovis said to herself: "That's it!" Then, said to Malin: "If that thing's magic is made to fight against our own power…"
* Malin: "You're right!"
* She took out a radio device.
* Malin: "General!"
* The scene cut to a fish flying another plane into the sky, high above. And he flew it in front of The Megalagorriterry, then put i on breaks. A dragon flew around, making a loud roaring sound, then shot a giant fireball at the plane, but the plane quickly dived away, and the giant fireball hit The Megalagorriterry, killing him! As he died, he screamed. With him dead, his body turned to dust, all of the living skeletons turned to dust, all of the dragons and the Angler Androids that were coming out of portals turned to dust, the portals disappeared, and all of the reality warping magic done to Downtown Bikini Bottom, the creation of the ice land and jungle last, disappeared, reverting Downtown Bikini Bottom back to how it was before. The scene cut forward in time to the next morning, as The Superfish were sitting on a tall building, watching Downtime Bikini Bottom from above. Citizens were hanging up flags throughout the city, in their honor.
* The End.
== Trivia ==
* Although not explicitly said, in this episode, the "Aqua Justice Team of Superfish" changed their team name to "The Superfish".
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