POSTAL 2 Mike

POSTAL 2 Mike is a fucking bad ass voiced by Rick Hunter. He doesn't know anything about the War of the Mikes because his brained is too damaged from crack to care.
==Personality ==
POSTAL 2 Mike is known to be a psychopathically bat-shit insane asshole, he often will piss on people without notice, kick and harass anyone in his path, and often will fire without warning if you piss him off or talk shit about his dog, champ. 
 
==History==
One time Nega-Mike pissed on a copy of Postal 2 he found in the toilet and the box turned into POSTAL 2 MIke in 5-7 business days. 
He was offered to be an Elemike but he smoked a pound of catnip instead and robbed every 7/11 in Arizona 
== Tulpa ==
POSTAL 2 Mike's tulpa, POSTAL 3 Melissa was created after he was shot in the head by his ex-wife Bitch Wife Melissa 
==Abilities==
Unlimited Guns - Can hold unlimited guns and ammo in his coat
Crack Addiction - Can withstand unlimited amounts of hardcore drugs
Piss - Can piss on self to remove fire in seconds
Double Jump - He can jump twice in the air to jump over large gaps
==Trivia ==
*He can beat Chilly Chungus in a 1v1 on NES Wrestling 
*Divorced his wife Bitch Wife Melissa after she tried to kill him with a gun but his brain absorbed the bullet into fiber  
*Claims to have known Flipnote Mike at summer camp but when asked about it more he tried to pour his piss in your eye sockets 
*He doesn't own a Gun License , thinks that Gun Owner Mike is a bitch
*Broke Uncle Dave Mike out of jail twice
*Has pissed on Bone Mike's Melissa at least more than 12 times
*Because he's got demon horns and a cross it was unknown if he was an Atheist , but it's more likely that he's just glued them onto his helmet like a dork and that he is a really twisted follower of Christianity
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