Newspaper Song

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The Newspaper Song is a song sung by the Newspaper in the comic What Happened Next. The song lasts four panels and goes to the tune of "Hello Operator".
==Lyrics==
"I am the newspaper!
I tell you all the news! Whether it be good or bad 
is not for me to choose!"
"I'm printed in a factory
all dark and filled with gloom,
until the paper boy brings me
directly to your room!"
"I'm made out of recyclables
so people don't get mad,
but being purely made of trash
just makes me really sad!"
"I really have to go now,
but I can't say goodbye,
so I guess I'll just keep singing this
until the day I die!"
After the song ends, an ant tells the newspaper that nobody even reads him anymore.
Category:Songs