Rebels, meet Fairy Tail/Transcript

Here is the first episode of Macao arc in Star Wars X Fairy Tail (Anime).
==Narration Intro==
*Narrator: "In a land far, far away, lies the Kingdom of Fiore, a small peaceful nation of 17 million, and a place filled with magic! Found in every home, bought and sold in every marketplace, for most, magic is merely a tool, a mundane part of everyday life. For some, however, magic is an art, and they have devoted their lives to its practice. These are the mages. Banded together into magical guilds they apply their skills in search of fame and fortune. Many such guilds dot the landscape of Fiore. But there is a certain guild in a certain town that soars high above the rest, one from which countless legends have been born... a guide that will no doubt continue to create legends well into the future. Its name... is Fairy Tail."
==Prologue==
*The adventure opens with an aerial view of a beautiful port town, as the narrator gives us the name, Hargeon. Then, the scenery shifts to that of a bustling train station, where one train has just arrived.
*Narrator: "This is the port town of Hargeon."
*Conductor: "Um, excuse me, sir!"
*Suddenly, a vibrant blue cat pops up onto the screen as we get a first-person view of the inside of the train.
*Happy: "Natsu! We made it to Hargeon! Come on! Get up already!"
*The oddly-colored feline is then seen shaking and trying to get the attention of his friend (and another very important character), Natsu Dragneel, who’s laying on the floor of the train
*Conductor: "Is he alright?"
*Happy: "He's fine. This always happens when he travels."
*Natsu is seen with a pained expression on his face while he lays on the floor.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Never, I'm never riding a stupid train again."
*Then, his cheeks suddenly puff out, indicating that he’s ready to lose his lunch and any other contents of his stomach. Meanwhile, Happy has already started out the door.
*Happy: "If our information's correct, then we should find that Salamander somewhere in this town. Let's go!"
*Natsu is seen leaning out the window while his friend speaks.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Just give me a second, would you?"
*But before the hero can have his rest, more coal is loaded into the train and it once again starts moving… With Natsu still inside! Happy turns around to see the train racing off while Natsu dangles out the window, crying.
*Happy: "Huh?"
*Natsu Dragneel: "No! No!!!"
*The cat watches while his friend disappears into the distance.
*Happy: "Uh oh. There he goes."
==Title Intro==
*Happy: "Rebels, meet Fairy Tail!"
==Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 lands in Hargeon, Lucy Heartfilia shops for Gate Keys==
*An X-Wing Fighter flew by to find the landing platform. 
*Luke Skywalker: "There it is R2, Hargeon, now let's find the landing platform, and then we find the Celestial Wizard."
* R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*Meanwhile at a small magic store in Hargeon.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What? You mean to tell me there's only one magic shop in this whole town?"
*She is leaning on the counter in the small shop with a distressed expression.
*Shop Owner: "Afraid so, the people around here are more efficient folk than they are magic folk. I reckon most people in town don't even know how to use magic. I built the shop to serve them to wizards who happen to be passing through."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh man, I came out all this way for nothing!"
*Shop Owner: "Now, now. Don't say that, little lady. I have all the latest goods. Let me show you a few. This colors magic is popular. All the young girls really seem to like. It actually change the color of the clothes anytime you want."
*Shop owner happily holds up a small magical device and fiddles with it, then suddenly his green shirt turns purple.
*Shop Owner: "Purple!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I already have one of those. What I really want are some powerful gate keys."
*Shop Owner: "Gate keys, huh? That's a rare request."
*Lucy seems to have noticed something.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh wow! It's the little doggy!"
*Shop Owner: "Yes, but that one's not very powerful, you know."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I know, but I really, really want it! So how much?"
*She is happily examining a silver gate key.
*Shop Owner: "20,000 jewel."
*Both Lucy and the owner take on dark expressions.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I'm sorry, but how much was that again?"
*Shop Owner: "I said, 20,000 jewel."
*Lucy sits herself on the counter in front of him.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh come on. How much does it really worth? Surely, you can cut me a deal." (Winks with a giggle)
==Luke Skywalker meets Lucy Heartfilia==
* Luke Skywalker: "Well, they're a lot of people on Earth, but I don't see a Celestial Wizard anywhere." 
* R2-D2: (bleeps) 
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Ugh! I can't believe he only knocked out 1,000 jewels. That stubborn old geezer must be blind! That trick usually works. So much for using my feminine whiles." 
* Lucy and Luke bumped into each other. 
* Luke Skywalker: "Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry I-. Whoa." 
* Lucy Heartfilia: "It's alright. I just bought something from-. Wow!" 
* Luke and Lucy looked at each other as beautiful and handsome.
* Luke Skywalker: "Are you the Celestial Wizard I'm looking for?"
* Lucy Heartfilia: "I am, Are you from the Rebel Alliance?"
* Luke Skywalker: "I am, but anyway, my name is Luke Skywalker."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "My name is Lucy Heartfilia, Nice to meet you."
* Luke Skywalker: "It's nice to meet you too, Lucy, but I think you're beautiful."
* Lucy Heartfilia: (Blushes) "Aww, that's so sweet. Thank you, I think you look handsome." (Lucy kisses Luke's cheek)
* Luke Skywalker: "That's so sweet too."
* R2-D2: (Beeping).
* Luke Skywalker: "Oh, Lucy, this is R2-D2, he's an astromech Droid."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Hello R2-D2."
* R2-D2: (beeping at Lucy for the introduction).
* Luke Skywalker: "R2 is a pleasure to meet you."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Yeah, I think R2 likes me."
* R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*Luke, Lucy, and R2 were interrupted by girls screaming and surrounding someone else.
*Luke Skywalker: "What's that sound?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I don't know."
*Girl 1: "Are you serious? He's really here?"
*Girl 2: "A Salamander!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Salamander?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: (gasps) "Is it the wizard who uses fire magic you can't even buy in stores? Wow!"
*Luke Skywalker: "But, he's in this dead-end town?"
==Salamander encounter==
*Meanwhile, Natsu stomps down the street with Happy in tow.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Oh man, I'm wound up riding the train twice."
*Happy: "You've got to get over that motion sickness."
*Natsu Dragneel: You know, I'm so hungry I can eat my hand…
*Happy: "It's too bad we don't have enough money for food."
*Natsu Dragneel: "Hey, Happy… This “salamander” we're looking for is got to be Igneel, right?"
*Happy: "Aye! It has to be, because the only fire dragon I've ever heard of is Igneel."
*Natsu Dragneel: "That’s true."
*They stop when they see a large crowd in front of them and hear a girl shouting.
*Girls: "Salamander! You’re so dreamy! And so hot!"
*Happy and Natsu turn to each other excitedly.
*Natsu/Happy: "Salamander!"
*They both take off running toward the crowd.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Speak of the devil! We're in luck today, Happy!"
*Happy: "Aye!"
*In the crowd, a confident-looking man with deep blue hair and two rings on his right hand is posing and gesturing to the girls around him. This is the supposed “Salamander”
*Salamander: (chuckles)
*The girls all squeal with hearts in their eyes. Lucy is seen blushing toward the back of the crowd.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Why is my heart beating so fast? what’s gotten into me all of a sudden?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Lucy, What are you doing?"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*Salamander: "You ladies are all so sweet."
*He smiles toward the crowd, then turns his head to glance in Lucy’s general direction.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "He looked at me!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Lucy, snap out of it!"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*She clutches her chest with a deep blush on her face.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Is he because he’s the famous wizard?"
*Luke Skywalker: "R2, we have to do something!"
*She then blinks and hearts appear in her eyes as well.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Is that why my heart's throbbing out of control? Could it be? Am I in love? Is he the one…"
*Natsu suddenly breaks through the crowd with a smile on his face.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Igneel, It's me!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Huh?"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*When she looks at him, the hearts in Lucy’s eyes shatter into pieces and she gasps in shock.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Who the heck are you?"
*Salamander jumps back, shocked.
*Salamander: "Who am I!? I'm Salamander, surely you've heard of me before."
*But Natsu was walking away without even looking.
*Salamander: "Hey! Wait a minute!"
*Bad choice, Natsu. He’s suddenly attacked by multiple girls.
*Girls: "You're cold! Rude! Salamander is an great wizard! We're going to rip you to shreds!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "What is it with you girls?"
*Salamander: "Now, now… That's enough my lovelies. Let him go. I'm sure the poor boy didn't mean anything malicious by it."
*The girls all shift from angry to heart-eyed once again. Meanwhile, Lucy’s eyes narrow in suspicion.
*Girls: "He’s so kind!"
*Salamander writes his name stylized on a board and tries to hand it to Natsu.
*Salamander: "Here is my autograph, kid. Now you can brag to all your friends."
*Natsu Dragneel: "No thanks."
*The girls are once again infuriated, and in an instant Natsu is laying on the ground, twitching.
*Happy: "I guess it wasn't him after all."
*Natsu Dragneel: "Definitely not him."
*Salamander: "Well, I'm afraid I must be going ladies, I have business to attend to."
*Girls: "You’re leaving already?"
*Salamander: "Time for the Red Carpet. Ha!"
*He snaps his fingers and a glyph appears in front of him, producing a spiral of purple flames to carry him into the air.
*Salamander: "I’m having a sioree on my yacht tonight! And you're all invited!"
*He then uses his magic to blast into the distance, while the girls scream with excitement.
*Girls starts chattering.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Who the heck was that guy?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I don't know, but he was a real creep. Thanks you for your help."
*Lucy waves to Natsu cheerfully.
*Luke Skywalker: "Yeah, but who's that guy with the pink hair."
*Natsu Dragneel: "Huh?"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*Luke Skywalker: "Lucy."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What?"
==Lunch with friends==
*Intermission card (Happy: "And then,")
*After an intermission card, we see the outside of a restaurant.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "My name's Lucy, and this is my new friend Luke. Nice to meet you!"
* Happy: "Aye!"
* Natsu is too busy eating to respond. Lucy looks dejectedly while he continues to stuff his face with food.
* Lucy Heartfilia: (chuckles nervously) "Um, Natsu and Happy, was it?"
* Natsu Dragneel: "Mmm hmm, you’re so nice."
* Luke Skywalker: "So are you."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Thanks. You can slow down, we're not in a hurry…"
* Food is flying past her and bouncing off their seat.
* Luke Skywalker: "You guys are making a mess."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "And food is kind of flying everywhere…"
* She looks angry as some orange substance drips down her forehead.
* Luke Never saw that coming.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "…there goes the money I saved with that old geezer shop. Evidently, that Salamander guy was using magic, a Charm spell to hypnotize the ladies in town into thinking that they're in love with him. Charm spells have the power to attract people to you against their own will, but they've been banned for years. Nobody even sells them anymore. He must gone through a lot of trouble to get his hands on it. What a creep. I totally fell victim to his spell, but I snapped out of it thanks to you barging in when you did. I really can't thank you guys enough."
* Natsu Dragneel: "No problem."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "I know I may not like it, but I’m a wizard too."
* Natsu Dragneel: "Is that so?"
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Yeah, but I haven’t joined a guild yet, or anything. Oh, I should probably explain, huh? See, guilds are these organizations where wizards come together to share information, and find work, and things like that. Unfortunately, you aren't considered a full-pledged wizard until you become a member of the guild. But there are tons of them all over the world. I've heard it's really tough to get into the more popular ones. And the guild I want to join is the most popular one there is." (sighs) "Yeah… They're the greatest and they're always featured in "Sorcerer Weekly." Oh, If I could actually convince them to let me in, I think I'd just about to die."
* Natsu Dragneel: "Yeah?"
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh, I’m sorry. I guess all this wizarding talk must sound like a bunch of gibberish to you, huh? But I’m telling you, I'm definitely going to join that guild someday. And then I'm going to take all kinds of exciting jobs and make tons of money."
* Luke Skywalker: "And R2 and I were looking for a Celestial Wizard and that's Lucy."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "And then we've met from the first time."
* Luke Skywalker: "And we Rebels are looking to join the guilds."
* Natsu Dragneel: "Oh, yeah?"
* Happy: "You talk a lot."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Uh… Oh, man, I almost forgot. You guys came here trying to find somebody, didn't you?"
* Happy: "We're looking for Igneel."
* Luke Skywalker: "Igneel?"
* Natsu Dragneel: "We heard a rumor that a Salamander was going to be coming through this town, so we came here to see him. Turns out, it was somebody else."
* Happy: "Yeah, that guy didn't look like a Salamander at all."
* Natsu Dragneel: "No kidding. I bet that poser can't even breathe fire like a real dragon."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Uh, I don't get it. Your friend, Igneel looks like a dragon?"
* Natsu and Happy look at her confused.
* Natsu Dragneel: "No, you got it all wrong. He doesn't look like a dragon. He is one."
* Luke Skywalker: "What?"
* The image of a giant, fire breathing dragon appears in Lucy’s thoughts.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Huh?"
* Happy: "Aye! Igneel is a real-life fire dragon."
* Lucy gasps.
* Narrator: "Even in this magnificent world of magic, dragons are considered extraordinary, mystical creatures. They are rarely seen by the human eye."
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Why would a fire dragon show up in the middle of town!"
* Both Natsu and Happy look like they’re about to respond, but end up just freezing with nothing to say.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "It's totally ridiculous!"
* Luke and Lucy places money on the table and starts to walk away.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Well, We should get going, enjoy the rest of your lunch, and maybe I'll see you around."
* Waitress: "Thank you, please come again."
* The waitress freezes with shock, and Lucy turns to find both Happy and Natsu bowed with their heads to the floor in front of her.
* Natsu Dragneel: "Thank you for the food!"
* Happy: "Thank you!"
* Lucy Heartfilia: "Cut it out! You’re embarrassing me! Look, it's cool. You guys helped me out earlier. So let's just call it even."
* Luke Skywalker: "Let's go Lucy, R2 is waiting."
* Natsu Dragneel: "I feel bad, though, because we weren't even trying to help her."
* Happy: "Aye. we owe her something."
* Lucy sighs, but then Natsu has an idea.
* Natsu Dragneel: "Oh, I know! Here, this is for you."
* He hold’s out Salamander’s autograph.
* Lucy Heartfilia: "No way!"
* Luke Skywalker: "Not going to happen! C'mon Lucy, let's go! R2 is waiting outside!"
* Lucy Heartfilia: "I'm coming!"
==Luke and Lucy's first conversation==
*Later, Luke sat on a bench with Lucy talking about how the Death Star was destroyed by the Rebel Alliance. She is reading a magazine while a ship pulls into the port.
*Narrator: "This is the wizarding magazine, Sorcerer Weekly."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh my. Looks like the Fairy Tail guild's out there causing trouble again. "Demon Bandit Clan, wiped out, but seven homes destroyed." (laughs) "Talk about going overboard." 
*She lays down on a bench, kicking her feet in excitement.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "So Luke, what do you want to talk about?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Do you want to know how the Death Star was destroyed?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Yes, I do want to know!"
*Luke Skywalker: "There is a voice that told me to use the force, so I turned off the target computer, and feel the presence ahead of me. The Imperial TIE Fighter was about to kill me, but I was saved by my friend. So I fired the torpedo to the Death Star Core, as soon as we left, then," (Imitates explosion) "The Death Star is destroyed!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Wow!"
*Luke Skywalker: "The galaxy is safe, and I have achieved the medal of honor." He showed Lucy his medal.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh wow, that makes you a Hero."
*Luke Skywalker: "Yup."
*Lucy starts to hug Luke for being a hero of the galaxy.
*Luke Skywalker: (in thoughts) "Wow, she made me feel warm." 
*He hugs Lucy back. 
*Lucy Heartfilia: (in thoughts) "Wow, I hugged him, then he hugged me back! He made me feel so warm. I love it!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Hey, Luke, you made me warm."
*Luke Skywalker: "Thank you, Lucy. You made me warm too."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Thank you." (reads a magazine) "Wow, do you see this Luke? The centerfold's Mirajane. She's so pretty."
*Luke Skywalker: "Wow! Who is she?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "She's one of the models, I can't wait to meet her and join the guild Fairy Tail. I wish I knew how to get to be a member. Do you have to apply or maybe interview with them? I don't know. But I'm so going to join Fairy Tail. They're totally the coolest guild ever!" (giggles)
*Luke Skywalker: "You want to become a member of Fairy Tail, Lucy?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Yes. I've always wanted have a job with them. You said the Rebels are looking to join the guilds. Are they going to join Fairy Tail?"
*Luke Skywalker: "And that is what Rebels will be teaming up with."
*Lucy Heartfilia: (squeals) "Fairy Tail and the Rebel Alliance team up to work together? This is getting better and better!" 
*Lucy starts hugging Luke, and kissing his cheek five times.
*Luke Skywalker: "Alright then, Lucy, you will join Fairy Tail, and so will the Rebels, and then, we'll all team up against the Empire. You kissed my cheek five times. But you know Lucy, I've never kissed a girl."
*Lucy jumped back away and lets go of Luke.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like to?"
*Lucy unzipped to show cleavage. 
*Luke Skywalker: "Yes, I would."
*Luke and Lucy having their first kiss.
*Luke Skywalker: (in thoughts) "Wow, my first kiss is Lucy Heartfilia! This is the best day ever!" 
*Luke and Lucy wrapped their arms on each other while kissing.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Wow, Luke, my first kiss is you."
*Luke Skywalker: "It is? Do you love it?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Yes, I do!" (in thoughts) "I wish he would my boyfriend."
*Luke hugs Lucy.
*Luke Skywalker: "I am looking forward to working with you in Fairy Tail, when you are official."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "You will?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Yes, I will."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Yes!" (in thoughts) "My dreams are coming true."
*Salamander: "What was that? You want to join Fairy Tail?"	
*He pops out of a nearby bush, where he had obviously been stalking Lucy in front of Luke.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Salamander!"
*Luke Skywalker: "You're that guy from earlier."
*Lucy zipped back up to close.
*Salamander: "I've been looking all over for you two. I wanted to personally invite you to the party I'm having on my yacht tonight."
*Lucy points a finger at him.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Your charm spell won’t work on me! That magic’s weakness is awareness! It doesn’t work on people if they know you're using it!"
*Salamander: "Just as I thought. I guessed you were a wizard the moment I laid eyes on you. No matter. The invitation still stands."
*Luke Skywalker: "Yeah, but we have plans too."
*Lucy turns away and crosses her arms angrily.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Well, you can forget it! I wouldn't be caught dead at a party being thrown by a creep like you!"
*A sign, "Creep" is pinned on a Salamander.
*Salamander: "A creep? Why would you call me that?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Leave now."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Your spell. Using it to make yourself popular."
*Salamander: "Don't be mad, my dear. It's all in good fun. I just wanted to feel like a celebrity of my own party. Can you blame me?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "This just proves that even famous wizards can be big idiots."
*Luke Skywalker: "Yeah, and we're joining Fairy Tail."
*Salamander: "You two wish to join the Fairy Tail guild, right?"
*Lucy jumps, surprised.
*Salamander: "Have you ever heard about Salamander, one of Fairy Tail's wizards?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Well yeah. You’re telling me you're him?" You're that Salamander?!"
*Salamander: "That's correct."
*Luke Skywalker: "You're Fairy Tail, Well I'm one of the rebel alliance."
*Salamander: "You're one of the rebellion?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Yes I am, and I'm also joining Fairy Tail."
*Salamander: "Well. If you two want to join, I could probably put in a good word for you."
*Lucy suddenly has hearts in her eyes once again.
*Luke Skywalker: "Um, Lucy?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "We would love to go to your party tonight." (giggles)
*Salamander: "Wow, that was even easier than I thought it would be."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "So, you really think you could get us into Fairy Tail? No kidding?"
*Salamander: "I don't see why not. But you can't say anything about the charm spell."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I won't say a word."
*Luke Skywalker: "Oh Jeez."
*Salamander: "Good. Then I'll see you both at the party tonight."
*He once again uses flames to blast off out of sight.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "You got it, Mr. Salamander, sir!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Oh poodoo."
*As soon as he’s out of sight, the hearts disappear from her eyes and she looks disgusted.
*Luke Skywalker: "Lucy, are you alright?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Yeah, I'm alright, but he got me. I was pseudo-charm. But… Hooray! He's going to get us into Fairy Tail! I just have to keep my mouth shut and try to be nice to that sleazebag until then!" (giggles)
*Luke Skywalker: "Lucy, R2, Let's go."
*Lucy Heartfilia: Right.
*R2-D2: (Bleeping)
==Cruise Battle==
*That night, Natsu and Happy seem to have only just finished eating.
*Natsu Dragneel: "That was quite a meal, Eh Happy?"
*Happy: "Aye. Hey, look, do you think that's the boat where that Salamander guy is having his party?
*Natsu immediately starts to get sick. What a shame, he only just ate!
*Natsu Dragneel: "I'm going to hurl…"
*Happy: "Oh, come on. It's not like we're going aboard or anything."
*Happy looks over at a small gathering of girls nearby.
*Girl 1: "Oh my gosh! That’s Salamander’s yacht! Isn't it? I wish I could have gone to his party."
*Girl 2: "Who's Salamander"
*Girl 3: "Whoa, you've never heard of him? He’s a super famous who's in town right now!"
*Girl 1: "Yeah, and he's a member of Fairy Tail."
*Natsu and Happy both react to that, then Natsu’s eyes narrow.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Fairy Tail?"
*He looks over at the ship with concern but turns away again when he starts to get sick.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Oh, no. So he's in Fairy Tail, is he?"
*Meanwhile, on the ship, Luke, Lucy, and R2 are having a private dinner with Salamander. They both have drinks in front of them.
*Salamander: "It's Luke and Lucy, right? That's a lovely name, and the other is cool."
*Luke Skywalker: "Uh, Cool."
*Lucy Heartfilia: Yeah, thanks."
*Salamander: "I'd like to toast your beauty."
*He snaps his fingers and small drops of her drink start floating in the air in front of her, as Lucy seems to be entranced by them.
*Salamander: "Now, open up wide, Lucy. Savor the taste of each flavorful drop as it enters your mouth."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Creepy! I'm strong! I can't get through this!"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping).
*She closes her eyes tightly and opens her mouth as the drops float closer. But then, at the last moment, her eyes open and she slaps the drink out of the air.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What do you think you're doing? I know what you're up to. You're trying to use sleep magic."
*Luke Skywalker: "Great."
*Salamander chuckles.
*Salamander: "Very impressive, my dear."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Look, we don't want to give you the wrong idea. Yes, we really want to join the Fairy Tail guild,"
*Luke Skywalker: "But she's not going to date you to make that happen."
*He chuckles again.
*Salamander: "You're quite a handful aren't you, girly?"
*Luke Skywalker: "How dare you, insult her like that."
*Curtains around the room pull back to reveal the crew of the ship, carrying the other party guests asleep in their arms.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What's going on here?"
*Salamander: "Welcome aboard my ship. And you'd be wise to behave yourself until we make it to Bosco. Don't make me angry."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "We're going to Bosco?! You said you'd get us into Fairy Tail!"
*Salamander: "Forget it! I just said that so I can lure you here and make you one of our slaves."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "How could you?! You're going to kidnap all of these girls?"
*Crew Member: "That’s our Salamander, all right. We got a big haul, this time!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Why, you…"
*Lucy reaches behind her and pulls out a loop with six keys, three gold and three silver. Salamander reacts quickly by using his fire magic to blast them out of her hand and into his own.
*Salamander: "Hmm, these are gate keys. So you're the Celestial Wizard. Only the Wizard who was contracted can use this magic. So these are absolutely useless to me. Whoops!"
*He throws them out the window
*Luke Skywalker: "WAIT!"
*Luke reaches out to the gate keys, but his force to save them.
*Ben Kenobi (In Luke's head): "Remember, feel the force flowing through you!"
*Lucy whimpers as Luke shut his eyes and uses the force to pull slowly and grab the gate keys.
*Luke handed the gate keys to Lucy.
*Lucy Heartfilia: (gasps, then cries joyfully) "Thank you, Luke. You used the force to save my gate keys."
*Lucy hugs Luke with tears of joy.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "You're going to be the best jedi in the Galaxy!"
*Luke Skywalker: "I know, that's what Ben told me."
*Bora: "A jedi? I thought they're all extinct by the Empire!"
*Bora contacts the Imperial Stormtrooper with his comlink.
*Bora: "Set your laser to stun, and bring the jedi… to Lord Vader!".
*Luke Skywalker: "Vader?!"
*Imperial stormtrooper invaded the ship to surround Luke and Lucy.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "This is bad."
*Stormtroopers set their lasers to stun.
*Stormtrooper 1: "Alright Jedi, you're coming with us."
*Suddenly, Natsu drops from the sky and smashes through the roof of the ship, pulling a textbook superhero landing behind Salamander (it’s really not great for your knees). Luke and Lucy looks happy to see him.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Hey, I know you!"
*But, as the boat shifts, his motion sickness kicks in and he falls to the ground, trying not to barf while everyone stares in shock. Way to ruin the heroic rescue.
*Stormtrooper 1: "Get him!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "Hold on. I knew this was a bad idea."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "YOU ARE SO LAME!!!"
*Happy: "Hey, what are you doing here?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh, Happy, This jerk tricked us. He said he was going to get us into Fairy Tail."
*Bora, and his men were dumbfounded as they dropped their jaw.
*Luke Skywalker: "Hold up, since when do you have wings?"
*Happy: "I'll explain that later, okay?"
*Luke Skywalker: "Okay. Happy, R2 get us out of here."
*Happy: "Aye sir!" (Pick up Lucy with his tail)
*Luke Skywalker: "Well, I guess I'll hold on to you R2." (R2-D2 Picks up Luke to him to the shore).
*Bora: "After them! We can't let them report this to the magic council."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Wait, what about Natsu?"
*Happy: "I can't carry two people."
*Stormtroopers fires at the two flying above him, but Happy dodges each one.
*Stormtrooper 6: "Hold your fire! Take the TIE Fighters!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Oh no TIE Fighters!"
*Luke informs the rebels.
*Luke Skywalker: "Send in reinforcements!"
*Wedge Antilles: "All wings report in!"
*Rebel 1: "Red 9, standing by!"
*Rebel 2: "Red 8, standing by!"
*Rebel 3: "Red 13, standing by!"
*Rebel 4: "Red 12, standing by!"
*Lant Davan: "Red 14, standing by!"
*Happy: "What the?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What are those spaceships?"
*Luke Skywalker: "The ones the Empire flew, they're TIE Fighters. The ones the rebels flew like I did, they're X-Wing."
*Wedge Antilles: "Lock S-Foils into an attack position!"
*Bora: "This young man send the Rebels to stop the Imperial TIE Fighters!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "Hey, guys."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What about Natsu and the other girls?"
*Happy: "We got a problem, Lucy."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What do you mean? What problem?"
*Happy: "My transformation is off!"
*Happy’s wings disappear and they both plummet toward the water.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Stupid Cat." 
*Luke and R2-D2 made it to the shore.
*Luke Skywalker: "Looks like the calvary is here!"
*Meanwhile, on the ship, Natsu is being kicked by the crew while he lays motionless on the deck.
*Bora: "Forget about them. Let's continue on towards Bosco."
*Suddenly, Natsu catches the leg of one of the crew members before he can be kicked again.
*Natsu Dragneel: "The Fairy Tail guild… You're a member!?"
*Happy and Lucy resurface nearby.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Here we go. Open gate of the water bearer, Aquarius."
*She swings one of her golden keys around, then dips the end into the water as a magic circle appears and creates a swirl of water. From it emerges a mermaid with a jug in her hands.
*Luke Skywalker: "WOW! An Aquarius Mermaid? Amazing!!!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "If you say so."
*Happy: "That was awesome!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "That's the power of the Celestial Wizard. Whenever I use my gate keys, I can summon Spirits from other worlds to help me." (To Aquarius): "Listen up Aquarius, I want you to use your power to push that ship back into the port!"
*Aquarius is beyond annoyed.
*Aquarius: (scoffs).
*Luke Skywalker: "R2, do you see what's over there."
*R2-D2 (beeping).
*Lucy Heartfilia: "You're supposed to come from the Spirit World to help, not to give me an attitude!".
*Happy "I wouldn't make her angrier Lucy."
*Luke Skywalker: "The Rebel Ground Troopers are here."
*Wedge Antilles: "Don't worry, Luke, we got you covered!"
*Aquarius: "Let's get something straight. The next time you so much as think about dropping my key, you're dead."
*Lucy and Happy: "It won't happen again!"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping)
*Lant Davan: "Don't worry, let this one take it."
*Luke Skywalker: "Who are you?"
*Lant Davan: "I'm Lant Davan of the rebellion."
*Aquarius gathers water in her jar, then sends it flying in a wave toward shore, sweeping the ship along with it. Lucy and Happy are caught in a whirlpool.
*Wedge Antilles: "We have a tidal wave on the ocean incoming!"
*Bora: "Why is the sea so angry?"
*Luke Skywalker: "R2, look out!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Hey, don't wash me away with it!"
*Lant Davan: "Incoming!" (they both moved out of the way)
*The wave collides with the beach, wrecking the ship.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "What's the big deal? You think you could have tried not to sweep me up with these ships?"
*Aquarius: Oh, that was an accident. I didn't mean to get the ship, and the ones in air." 
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Wait, that means you were aiming for me?!"
*Aquarius: "Don't call me for a while. I'm going on a week-long vacation with my boyfriend. And he's hot."
*Luke Skywalker: "Who is he?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I cannot believe that Aquarius just made that up."
*Happy: "I've got an idea. If the fish lady gives you any more trouble, you can call me to take care of her."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I don't think I can handle much more of this stupid cat."
*Lant Davan: "Are you guys alright?"
*Luke Skywalker: "We're okay!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Wedge, you and the fleet can destroy all imperial fighters."
*Wedge Antilles: "Copy that!"
*The X-Wing fighters continue the fight against the TIE Fighters.
== Natsu vs Bora/X-Wing Fighters vs TIE Fighters/Luke vs. Stormtroopers ==
*The X-Wing fighters flew around to take down the TIE Fighters.
*Wedge Antilles: "Alright rebels, we'll have to buy our friends some time, take them out!"
*X-Wing and TIE Fighters began shooting each other.
*Rebel 2: "They are so many of them!"
*Rebel 1: "Yeah, but we're not giving up!"
*Meanwhile, a number of onlookers have gathered near the shipwreck.
*Onlookers: "What happened? That ship was thrown into port!"
*Bora: "That hurt! What in the…"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Who are you."
*Lant Davan: "I'm Lant Davan, I bet Skywalker was the one to found you very beautiful."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "He did, and he made me blush for his compliments."
*Luke Skywalker: "Maybe."
*Natsu stands and looks down from the top (i guess it’s actually the side cause it’s flopped over) of the ship.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Natsu!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "So you claim to be a member of the Fairy Tail guild?"
*Bora: "So what’s it to you? Go get him, men!"
*Crew: "Sir!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "Let me get a closer look at your face."
*He removes his jacket, revealing a very muscular build.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Watch out!"
*Happy: "Don’t worry about him. I probably should have told you this earlier, but he's a wizard too."
*With a single punch, Natsu knocks away multiple crew members attacking him, and turns his arm to show his Fairy Tail guild mark.
*Natsu Dragneel: "My name is Natsu! I'm a Fairy Tail wizard! And I've never seen you before!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "You've got to be kidding me. So Natsu is a Fairy Tail wizard?"
*Crew Member: "That mark on his arm, this guy is the real deal, Bora."
*Bora (Salamander): "Don't call me that, you fool!"
*Happy: "I know him. That's Bora the Prominence. Rumor has it, he was kicked out of the Titan Nose wizard guild a couple of years ago because of bad behavior."
*Natsu Dragneel: "I have no idea what you're trying to do here, buddy, and I don't care if you're a good guy, bad guy, or what. I'm not going to let you dirty the Fairy Tail guild's name."
*Bora: "And what are you going to do about it? Stop me?"
*Stormtrooper 1: "Hold it right there."
*Luke Skywalker: "Lant, look after Lucy, I'll hold them off."
*Lant Davan: "You got it, Skywalker."
*Luke ignites his lightsaber.
*Stormtrooper 1: "Fire at them, blast them."
*Luke Skywalker: "Here I go!" 
*His eyes shut 
*Ben Kenobi: (In Luke's head): "Stretch out your feelings." 
*Laser blasts, but Luke deflect them with his lightsaber, saving Lucy.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Wow, You're Good."
*Luke Skywalker: "Thanks." 
*Luke deflects another laser blast that hits one of the stormtroopers.
*Happy: "These Stormtroopers are so weak."
*Stormtrooper 2: "Shut up, you stupid c-"
*Luke slashed the second Stormtrooper with his lightsaber.
*Luke Skywalker: "Nobody talks to my new friend like that."
*Happy: "Aye!"
*Stormtroopers kept blasting Luke, but his lightsaber deflected them, which knocked down some of the stormtroopers.
*Luke slashed some of the stormtroopers down with his lightsaber.
*Lant Davan: "Wow, I'm impressed."
*Meanwhile, X-Wing and TIE Fighters are still shooting each other.
*Rebel 4: "They're coming in!"
*One of the TIE Fighters blasted X-Wing Red 12.
*X-Wing Red 12 went down to the ocean.
*Rebel 1: "I got him!"
*X-Wing Red 9 target to center that locked on one of the TIE Fighters, then blasted it into explosion.
*Wedge Antilles: "Good shot, Red 9!"
*Meanwhile, Natsu fights against Bora.
*Bora: "Prominence Typhoon!"
*He sends a huge blast of fire at Natsu, creating a massive explosion.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Natsu!"
*Bora: "That's the way it goes. The bigger the talk, the weaker the man."
*He turns with a smile, but freezes when he hears a voice behind him.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Ugh, this is so gross! Are you sure that you're really a fire wizard? Because these are the nastiest flames I've ever tasted!"
*While he speaks, Natsu is chomping down on the flames around him, shocking everyone around. He continues slurping them up until none are left.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Thanks for the grub, poser."
*Crew member: "What's going on here? Who is this kid?"
*Happy: "Fire magic doesn't work on Natsu."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I’ve never seen anything like that."
*Natsu Dragneel: "Now, I've got the fire in my belly that's raging to get out."
*He punches his fists together, creating a magic circle and coating himself in flames.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Here it goes! Fire Dragon Roar!"
*He brings his hands up to his mouth and breathes out a stream of fire that causes a huge explosion and defeats Bora’s crew. Stormtroopers are defeated by Luke Skywalker. The TIE Fighters are taken down by X-Wing Fighters.
*Wedge Antilles: "Whoa, incredible!"
*Bora's crew were defeated, but Bora still stands.
*Crew Member: "Hey Bora, I swear I’ve seen this guy before. The pink hair, and the scaly-looking scarf, There's no doubt about it. He’s got to be the real one."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Salamander?!"
*Natsu Dragneel: "I hope you guys are paying attention. This is what a real Fairy Tail wizard can do! Here I come!"
*Bora: "Red shower!"
*He covers his hands in fire and dashes toward Bora, dodging his attacks before finally planting a fist in his face.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "So he eats fire, and then attacks with it? But how does he do it? Is it some kind of spell?"
*Happy: "He has dragon lungs that allow him to breath fire, dragon’s scales to help him to dissolve the fire, and dragon claws for attacking with fire. His brand of fire magic is one that allows his body to take on all the qualities of a dragon. It's an ancient spell that's rarely used anymore."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Seriously?"
*Happy: "This particular magic was originally used to deal with dragons."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Whoa."
*Bora: "Hell Prominence!"
*He sends a beam of flames, destroying an entire line of buildings.
*Happy: "It's called, Dragon Slayer magic. Igneel was the one who taught him."
*Bora screams as he threw the fireball at Natsu, but he caught it and slurp it.
*Natsu Dragneel: Now, that was a hefty meal! You're not doing too bad. But I’m about to cook you like a smoked fish!"
*Bora: "You're going to do what to me?"
*Natsu Dragneel: "Get ready! Fire Dragon Iron Fist!"
*He once again, punches his fists together, covering his fist in fire and punching Bora with enough force to send him flying, with a trail of destroyed buildings behind him.
*Luke Skywalker: "I defeated all of the Stormtroopers."
*Wedge Antilles: "Well done, and we defeated all of the TIE fighters."
*Happy: "Don't be silly, Natsu. Everyone knows you smoke food with smoke, not fire."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Oh, wow. That was amazing, but he overdid it."
*She looks in awe at the destruction in front of her.
*Happy: "Aye!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: Oh, shut it, cat!
*Luke Skywalker: "Yeah, the Battle on the battleground was fun."
*Lant Davan: "If you say so."
*A large group of soldiers is then seen marching toward them.
*Lucy Heartfilia: "The army!?"
*She’s suddenly yanked away by Natsu as he runs down the street.
*Natsu Dragneel: "Oh crap, we got to get out of here!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Where the heck are you taking us?"
*Natsu Dragneel: "Just come on. You said that you wanted to join the Fairy Tail guild, didn't you? So let's go!"
*Luke and Lucy: "Alright!"
*Luke Skywalker: "Let's go, R2!"
*R2-D2: (Bleeping)
*The end of the episode shows Luke, Lucy, Natsu and Happy rushing to escape while a horde of soldiers chases after them and buildings burn in the background.
== Epilogue ==
*After Luke's first fight with his lightsaber to defeat Stormtroopers, Darth Vader holographic call activated.
*Darth Vader: "What's the status report Trooper?" (Realize that Stormtroopers are defeated by a new rebel)
*Stormtrooper 6: "A new rebel and the girl defeated all of our troops. If the boy's becoming a jedi, what will you do Lord Vader?"
*Darth Vader: "Bring him to me. I will deal with him myself."
*Stormtrooper 6: "But sir, what about the girl?"
*Darth Vader: "Send in the dark guild to bring her back to her father."
*Stormtrooper 6: "Yes, my lord."
*Holographic call deactivated, as Darth Vader watches over Earth-Land.
== Outro ==
*Lucy Heartfilia: "I'm sure that before we join Fairy Tail, they're going to make me interview with them."
*Luke Skywalker: "You're right, first impressions are important with things like this. Why don't you show me what you got?"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Okay." (clears throat) "Greetings, my name is Lucy."
*Luke Skywalker: "Uh, No, that's probably way too formal for them. You don't have to get your deep."
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Right. let's try something else. Hiya! I'm Lucy. What's up?" (giggles)
*Luke Skywalker: "Okay, that's good, but you were like a teenager when you say it like that."
*Lucy and Luke: "Next time, The Fire Dragon, the Monkey, and the Ox!"
*Lucy Heartfilia: "Okay, I've got to be more energetic and say something they'll remember me by. I AM LUCY!!!!"
*Luke Skywalker: Whoa, that was scary."