THE YELLOW SPONGE-MAN

Hello kiddies.  I'm going to the beach for some RE-HACK-ZATION by the GORE-LINE!  But here's a story that I hope y'all all just SOAK-UP...
A small beachside-restaurant down in northeast-Florida, stood in the sand, during 1964.  A wooden-plank up, above the door read: "SHELLEY'S SEAFOOD SHACK" in big black letters.  A man walked by and noticed it.  As he got a closer look, the windows were smashed. He opened the old creaky door and was startled when two seagulls flew out of the place, squawking.  He went into the darkness inside.  Glasses, cups, half-full bottles of Jack Daniel's Whiskey and plates were on the counter, covered in immense dust and cobwebs.  Old lobster and oyster shells were on the plates.  The man turned on a flashlight he had with him.  
As he made it back to the two kitchen-doors by the counter, he heard a quiet shuffling of feet inside the kitchen.  He slowly opened one door and walked in.  "Hello?" the man called out.  The kitchen was all dark, except for one swinging-lightbulb and cord near the back.  Standing down under the lightbulb and cord, was what looked like a yellow sponge-man. He was only about two feet tall and wore a white cooks uniform.  The creature had gleaming-white eyes, which glowed away and a creepy toothy-grin with fangs. It turned from a rusted old stove and glared directly at the man.  The yellow sponge-man spoke to the man in a psychotic, chipmunk-voice: "I'm out of seafood, but I will make a human-burger out of your fresh corpse to add to this hamburger!".  The monster began maniacally laughing, holding out a green, slime-oozing burger in its clawed-hands.  The man screamed as the monster started approaching him.  He ran out of the abandoned-restaurant in terror.  
Talk about STOPPING FOR A FRIGHT TO EAT eh, Kiddies?  Hee-Hee!  That creature sure had that guy's meal cooked in NO SLIME Ha-Ha!