Annoying Orange: Top 5 Ways To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket/Transcript

Orange: Yo, yo, yo! A to the O wants to know are you ready to LIST and shout? today we got the top 5 ways to get out of a speeding ticket. Woo-hoo!
(title card)
Orange: #5: If you can't talk your way out of it, HOCK your way out of it! (spits a seed, laughs)
Potato Cop: Sir, I'm giving you a speeding ticket.
Orange: Aw, man! Couldn't you just give me a SEEDING ticket instead? (laughs)
Potato Cop: That's- that's not a thing.
Orange: You sure? (spits seeds at Potato Cop)
Potato Cop: Hey, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Orange: Hock.
Potato Cop: Yes. I understand you're hocking seeds at me, but-
Orange: No. HAWK!
Potato Cop: What? (a hawk carries him away) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Orange: Sweet! No ticket! (laughs)
Orange: #4: Ask for the cop's badge number, and a whole bunch of other numbers, too!
Potato Cop: I caught you going 16 miles an hour over the speed limit.
Orange: 60?
Potato Cop: 16.
Orange: 11?
Potato Cop: What?
Orange : 27, 19, 84!
Potato Cop: Stop it.
Orange: What's your badge number?
Potato Cop: 3-4-2.
Orange: 2,4,3!
Potato Cop: KNOCK IT OFF!
Orange: 7, 8, -8!
Potato Cop: (grunts)
Orange: Sooooooooo, why'd you pull me over again?
Potato Cop: You know what? I forget. (leaves)
Orange: YAY! No ticket! (laughs)
Orange: #3: Make sure the cop doesn't have any hands.
Potato Cop: Look, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.
Orange: Really? How?
(Potato Cop pulls out a clipboard and pen, but drops them because he has no hands.)
Potato Cop: I guess I didn't really think this through.
Orange: YES! No ticket! (laughs)
Orange: #2: If all else fails, peel out!
(Orange is seen with a banana peel)
Orange: here you go, officer.
Potato Cop: That isn't your license and regestration. That is a banana peel.
(Orange drops the banana peel and Potato Cop slips on it.)
Orange: Whoop!
Potato Cop: Woah-woah-WOAH!
Orange: Later, tater! I'm peeling out! (laughs and drives away)
Poato Cop: Can't... seem to.. get up. No... limbs. (grunts) Remember your training at the academy.
Orange: and the #1 way to get out of a speeding ticket is...... JUST PULL OVER! Pull an invisibilty cloak over your head, that is.
(Orange pulls an invisibility cloak over his head.
Orange: Whoop! (laughs)
Potato Cop: WHAT?
Orange: Is there a problem, officer?
Potato Cop: Where the-
Orange: Hey, hey look!
Potato Cop: Hold on a second. I'm completely confused.
(Orange sneaks up behiend the Potato Cop and steals his hat.)
Orange: Talk about a hat-trick! (laughs)
Potato Cop: This is witchcraft!
Orange: (laughs) Hawk.
(Hawk carries Potato Cop away again)
Potato Cop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: SWEET! No ticket! (laughs)
Orange: I guess that's what you get for "winging" it. (laughs) And speaking of winging it, if you want to put a twist on our list, let us know what you want to countdown next. Hit us up in the commets below, and until then don't forget to stop, HOCK, and roll (laughs, gets carried away by Hawk) Weeee!
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