Da Bois Reunion!

Da Bois Reunion! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season #
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee's old friends come to visit Pensacola and he shows them the ropes. Meanwhile, robbery is happening. Will Culdee and his old friends save the day?
(It starts off with a car driving up past a sign that says "Welcome to Pensacola". In the car a koopa that looks like Larry but a bit more blue is seen driving. In the passenger seat is an animatronic blue fox with red pants and an eye patch. In the backseat is a cyan pikachu wearing a scarf. A red inkling wearing a gas mask is seen poking out from behind the cyan pikachu's seat)
Red Inking: Are we there yet?
Blue Koopaling: No, Bickey. Get back in the trunk.
Bickey: Fine, dick.
(Bickey heads back in the trunk)
Blue Koopaling: Hey Ryan, how much longer until we get to Pensacola?
Ryan: Let me check.
(Ryan the blue fox animatronic checks a GPS)
Ryan: I'd say we only have a few minutes till we reach there.
Blue Koopaling: Alright! Sweet!
(The car then drives into Pensacola and drives next to a couple of houses)
Blue Koopaling: Well this the places I rented.
Cyan Pikachu: Cant wait to see Culdee again after so long, Rusty!
Rusty: Me too, Icy. Maybe we should go explore the place.
Icy: True!
(Bickey jumps out of the trunk)
Bickey: Ugh. It smells like dirty socks back there.
Ryan: Thats because I put my socks there.
Bickey: Well you suck at laundry.
Ryan: Shut up, bickster.
Rusty: Come on guys, lets not try to start an argument. I heard theres a popular house around the corner and im gonna go see if I can get us in it.
Icy: Alright.
Ryan: Okey dokey.
Bickey: Toaster.
(It then transitions to Endless driving along with Izuru)
Izuru: I swear, this seatbelt is gonna crush my rib cage.
(Izuru takes off his seatbelt. Endless then sees a big house with the sign "open house" on its yard)
Endless: "gasp" LOOK IZ, THERES AN OPEN HOUSE!
(Endless stops the car causing Izuru to crash his head into the glove department)
Endless: You know what that means!
Endless and Izuru: FREE SNACKS!
(The two run out of the car and run to the open house. Endless knocks on the door. A female house tour guide then appears)
Tour Guide: Welcome! Are you guys first time buyers?
Endless: That depends, wheres the food?
Tour Guide: Heh. Help yourselves.
(The guide points at a table filled with snacks. Endless and Izuru look on in amazment. They run to it)
Izuru: Oh f*ck yeah! They got the good shit!
Endless: They got string cheeses, Iz!
(The two eat like pigs while the guide watches in mixed feelings)
Tour Guide: Ahem. Shall we go on the tour?
Endless: Yeah sure rush me while I eat! Thats real nice!
(Izuru grabs a plate)
Izuru: Can I take this?
Tour Guide: On the tour?
Izuru: Home.
Tour Guide: No. Follow me please.
(The guide walks off. Izuru gives Endless the plate)
Izuru: Endless, take this!
Endless: One step ahead of you.
(Endless puts it in a bag. The two then go on to follow the tour guide while eating cheesesticks)
Tour Guide: So this is the dining room.
Endless: (muffled) Yeah thats great.
Tour Guide: Though I do have to inform you, someone died here.
Endless: You know, I did think I felt a presense.
(Endless brings out a ouija board and he and Izuru surround it)
Endless: Spirits. Is there anymore food left in this house?
(The triangle moves to, "No")
Endless: "gasp" Looks like this is it, Izuru.
Izuru: Well f*ck.
(The two then continue eating)
Tour Guide: So shall we continue the tour-
(Suddenly Izuru starts choking on a cheese stick)
Endless: Uh oh.
(Endless goes to tend to Izuru)
Tour Guide: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOUR SUPPOSED TO STRING THE CHEESES, NOT TAKE BITES LIKE A MAD MAN-
(Izuru ends up spitting out his cheese stick making it land in the tour guides throat causing her to choke)
Izuru: DO SOMETHING!
(Endless panicks and slams the tour guide's face on the table knocking her out)
Endless: I was certain that would work.
Rusty: Hello? I'm here for the open house tour?
Endless: (whispering) Jesus christ, what are we gonna do, Iz?
Izuru: (whispering) I dont know.
(Endless then walks to Rusty wearing the tour guide's clothes)
Endless: Im sorry but we got no snacks here so you can just skedadle please.
Rusty: Uhhhh can I get a tour?
Endless: ...
(Endless is seen leading Rusty into the dining room)
Endless: So this is the dining room, I do have to inform you that possibly two people died in this house.
Rusty: What's going on in this room?
(Rusty points to a hallway where Izuru is seen dragging the tour guide's body)
Endless: Oh those are the two ghosts so you better skedadle!
Rusty: I'll take the place!
Endless: Eh f*ck.
(It then cuts to Endless and Rusty signing contracts)
Rusty: What are these charges?
Endless: Those are your clothes and costs, but considering your a recolor of Larry Koopa, you dont need the first one but you have to have it anyway.
Rusty: Well im not buying that one.
Endless: Well then you have to deal that out with escro now please sign already.
(Rusty signs the contract. Endless gives him the house keys)
Endless: Congratulations. Welcome to the neighborhood.
Rusty: Thanks, my roommates are gonna love this place.
Endless: Yeah that figures.
Category:CuldeeFell Shortz!
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