Gold

When the Government eventually collapses, and all money is worthless. Gold won't be worthless, because it's shiny.
== Buy Gold ==
Gold is expensive because people like shiny things, not just because the government says it is. That is why you should buy Gold.
== Deals on Gold ==
Don't buy gold from anyone, they might sell you fake gold, or actually be a government front for selling gold, putting you on a list of people who know the truth. Then, when you least expect it, they'll make a law requiring you to sell all your gold. It happened before in the past so you know it's true. Buy gold directly from our sponsors, the Anti-LOSDES-Alliance, not only will you get the best gold, we don't report your purchase to the government so they'll never know.