You Gotta Ask Why

"You Gotta Ask Why" is a song featured in Hang On, Collider. Three janitors of the Hadron Collider muse on the types of scientists they could be and the questions they want to solve.
== Lyrics ==
Janitor who'd be an ocean scientist
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Why (why) can I ride on the back of a shark?
Why (why) so so many boats sink?
And when can I see them up close?
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
You gotta ask "why?"
That's the science question
You gotta ask "why?"
That's the science question
Then you fill in the answers later
We're open to all suggestions
But you gotta ask (why)
"Why?", science question
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist (spoken)
What would you be a scientist about if you were going to be a scientist?
Janitor who'd be an ocean scientist (spoken)
Yeah, what kind?
Janitor who'd be a food scientist (spoken)
Please don't laugh at me.
Janitors who'd be ocean and chocolate clock scientists (spoken)
No!
Janitor who'd be a food scientist (spoken)
Please do not laugh at me!
Janitor who'd be an ocean scientist (spoken)
We won't!
Janitor who'd be a food scientist (spoken)
Okay.
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist (spoken)
What would you ask?
Janitor who'd be a food scientist
Why (why, why) do I like peanut butter on my toast?
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist (spoken)
Hm!
Janitor who'd be a food scientist
Why (why) is this the legume I love the most?
Why (why) are some plants a tree and some are a vine?
Why (why, why) can I spend my time?
And why do I want to fill my belly?
Why (why, why), what's the difference between a jam and a jelly?
Why (why, why), and is this really the best I can do?
To ask "why" about a food?
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
You gotta ask "why?"
That's the peanut butter question
You gotta ask "why?"
It's the peanut butter question
Why, some say almond butter is a good substitution
That's a suggestion
But you gotta ask "why?" (why)
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
And if I had to ask "why?"
And keep asking and never stop it
I would want to know how to construct clocks and also chocolate
And can you make a clock out of chocolate?
And can you make chocolate out of a clock?
Janitor who'd be an ocean scientist
Who knows!
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
And is there a little chocolate birdie inside that comes out when the hour goes tick-tock?
All
You gotta ask "why?", "why?"
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
It's the chocolate clock question
All
You gotta ask "why?"
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist 
Science needs suggestion
Janitors who'd be ocean and food scientists
You gotta ask "why?"
Janitor who'd be a chocolate clock scientist
Every day we're looking for the answer to the question that is in our minds
We've got to ask 
All
"Why?"