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Hey.. I'm just lookin' out for Mr. Awesome's Awesome good time.  There's plenty of time to date the sane, I won't stab you in the kidneys if you look at a female chihuahua because technically that's another female and I'm the only *cupcake* in your life, damn it!, mother of my kids style wives later in life.  For now, he's young.  He's got the Cumberbatch sideburns growin', why not go for some Shakespearean-class action?
 
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Hey.. I'm just lookin' out for Mr. Awesome's Awesome good time.  There's plenty of time to date the sane, I won't stab you in the kidneys if you look at a female chihuahua because technically that's another female and I'm the only *cupcake* in your life, damn it!, mother of my kids style wives later in life.  For now, he's young.  He's got the Cumberbatch sideburns growin', why not go for some Shakespearean-class action?
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Sonnet CXVI
 
Let me not, to the marriage of true minds,
Admit impediments.  Love is not love,
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove;
O, no!  it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But it bears it out even to the edge of doom.
 
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
 
-William Shakespeare
 
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May depend on the crazy.
 
I'm very blessed by Eris. Maybe too blessed. But I've been told I'm boring. But I try very hard to be a good wife and mom despite the eternal hurricane inside my head.
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....Aramis.  That's NOT what I meant, and you know it!  LOL.  (I'm renaming Vic to Aramis.)
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Wait a second. Are you lying in your profile, or...............
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Trust me, though, if you want to perform some Shakespearean-class action, break out the poetry.
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Or ladies can date other ladies and even dudes...
 
Are there no lesbians and bisexuals in UK?  
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That's why I added the Or. It's one or the other. Just getting it straight (no pun intended).
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Fine.  Fine.  *scribbles out Shakespeare*  *writes in Marquis de Sade*  Is THAT better?   :P
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Buddy of mine's really good friend.  Metal beards all across the board for them!  	
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Buddy of mine's really good friend.  Metal beards all across the board for them!  
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Pfft, put down your pencil, go look up Ben Jonson for a few minutes, and come back.
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Hell yeah, because the ladies love Metal beards. *strokes metal beard*
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Maybe in the 80s... 
 
 :D
 
So Scott, how do you feel with everyone trying to set up your sex life? 
LMAO
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Let's just cut the divider now. There's crazy. The type that hates your mother, wants to murder your friends, leaves herself handcuffed to the bed and threatens to tell the cops you kidnapped her if you leave her.. and then there's just ladies who have some personality and are just fun. I'm thinking Xila is the back end of that spectrum.
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Maybe in the 80s... 
 
 :D
 
So Scott, how do you feel with everyone trying to set up your sex life? 
LMAO
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Sex life?  Who said anything about sex?   :huh: I was referencing Regicide, mutual suicide, and maybe a side of psychotic schizophrenia.  
 
Man.. that Dea.  Her mind is always in the gutter.  Geez.
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You say "action", my mind goes...
Plus you did say that there's no reason not to encourage him to be a lady's man!!!
 
I blame you.
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Sex life?  Who said anything about sex?   :huh: I was referencing Regicide, mutual suicide, and maybe a side of psychotic schizophrenia.  
 
Man.. that Dea.  Her mind is always in the gutter.  Geez.
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Sex is gross, ew, girls have cooties after all! 
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Hahaha, since it will have zero impact in my RL, It bothers me not.
 
Also no way Beards are totally back in the Hipster girls love them.
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Sex is gross, ew, girls have cooties after all! 
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You need someone for mutual suicide! And how else do you get to the king, but through his daughters?!
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Produce said Hipster girl and I might believe you.
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There are many ways to sink a king. Depends on the king and his daughters. Also, what if he only has sons?
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I'm not sure Scott is that on board with my plan... lol
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Sex life?  Who said anything about sex?   :huh: I was referencing Regicide, mutual suicide, and maybe a side of psychotic schizophrenia.  
 
Man.. that Dea.  Her mind is always in the gutter.  Geez.
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Oh this coming from the guy with a crush on a certain lady who has since quit!
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I will never find love. =C Oh well, I'm probably not good enough for anyone anyways. 
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Actually, I THOUGHT SHE'D BE A CUTE NICE PERSON, but she totally pwned me in private messages after I asked. I still feel bad for her though, I think she's super sick or something. 
 
I will never find love. =C Oh well, I'm probably not good enough for anyone anyways. 
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goood Moorning all !!!!
 
Happy hapy birthday Xila and Scott ???  
 
also.. for women in LA     :huh:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiR2rKU69U 
 	
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Once you notice how the right side isn't animated, it makes it ten times weirder.
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I'm lost. I think I missed an important comment... Are we discussing Scott's love life or are we going to find him a mutual suicide partner?
 
We have some weird gift ideas in this thread...
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goood Moorning all !!!!
 
Happy hapy birthday Xila and Scott ??? 
 
also.. for women in LA :huh:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiR2rKU69U 
 
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			*turns on CNN*  Didn't we just LEAVE there?  That's it.. I'm going to the UK. lol	
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/into megaphone
 
At least I'm easy to shop for!
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Yeah what Xila says is right.
 
Tbh, there are lots of people I find attractive but that special spice ain't there.
 
If it was... they'd know it. Real quick.
 
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Megaphones and cakes are much easier to come across than mutual suicide! :D
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i hope Xvira gave you the OK to post her picture on here
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i hope Xvira gave you the OK to post her picture on here
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That comment gets 20x creepier as we realize everyone now called Xvira hot.
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Megaphones and cakes are much easier to come across than mutual suicide! :D
 
(even with my failed cake adventure)
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just got back from lunch, clearly i did not read further to see that yet
 
 
oops
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I'm lost. I think I missed an important comment... Are we discussing Scott's love life or are we going to find him a mutual suicide partner?
 
We have some weird gift ideas in this thread...
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Uh huh... Yup..., I think in reality you just outed your true feelings!
 
Bwahaha!
 
 
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I'll be you're mutual suicide partner =p I hate my life!
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Gah!  Stop that!  *points like Hulk Hogan*
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goood Moorning all !!!!
 
Happy hapy birthday Xila and Scott ???  
 
also.. for women in LA     :huh:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiR2rKU69U 
 
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I don't want Mutual Suicide....
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I'll be you're mutual suicide partner =p I hate my life!
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The truth hurts =C
 
But hey at least here I can escape. and people acknowledge my existence here. and sometimes they laugh at my bad jokes. 
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The truth hurts =C
 
But hey at least here I can escape. and people acknowledge my existence here. and sometimes they laugh at my bad jokes. 
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Nope.
 
/blows whistle into megaphone to summon the happy puppy rainbow to sprinkle gumdrops and glitter on Staffmaster's head.
 
Don't make me do that again.
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I'm with Koala.
 
Stop the silly talk!
 
 
Boys boys boys... get some self-confidence, just a smidge and stop feeling so down.
 
You should post pics cause I already shamed Scott for his comments after he posted just how cute he is!
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*Tries to catch up*Looks like I missed a lot, something about mutual suicide and then I saw Yui and rainbow dog.
 
This is what happens when I actually do work huh.	
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i have been summoned?!
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yeah... suicide... not funny. I don't want to get into details, but we'll just say that I have personal experience with it (not me-personal, family-personal).
 
I think this is a road we don't want to go down, conversation-wise. We had a forum explosion over diet, for heavens sake. Imagine what something like THIS could do	
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I'm still out of likes but there is so much I want to "Like". >.<
 
 
EDIT: Also, agreed that we should maybe steer away from the other side of this conversation. It's a little much.	
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yeah... suicide... not funny. I don't want to get into details, but we'll just say that I have personal experience with it (not me-personal, family-personal).
 
I think this is a road we don't want to go down, conversation-wise. We had a forum explosion over diet, for heavens sake. Imagine what something like THIS could do
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yeah... suicide... not funny. I don't want to get into details, but we'll just say that I have personal experience with it (not me-personal, family-personal).
 
I think this is a road we don't want to go down, conversation-wise. We had a forum explosion over diet, for heavens sake. Imagine what something like THIS could do
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*You're  silly puppy
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LOL. It's You're Awesome :)
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Or maybe it's *Whose?
 
Maybe the puppy feels awesome is something that can be owned!
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			NEW TOPIC! DISCUSS!	
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*You're silly puppy
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Or maybe it's *Whose?
 
Maybe the puppy feels awesome is something that can be owned!
 
LANKY BEAT ME BY A FEW SECONDS!
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NEW TOPIC! DISCUSS!
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Nah, I was editing at the same time you were writing your post. Jinxes!!
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			^ Funny Caveat.  That's my ring tone.  My daughter giggles whenever my phone goes off.  "THUNDER!  THUNDER!  THUNDER!  THUNDERCATS.... HOOOOOO!!!!!"	
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You can pick up cake and megaphones at the same store, even.
 
Walmart says they sell everything, but if you ask for mutual suicide partner aisle they just call security.
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Good morning Coffee Kids!
TGIF
 
We seem to be in a literary mood today,
Shakespeare
De Sade
Ben Johnson
 
Ok, let me give it a try....
 
"Is this the face that launched a thousand ships and burned the topless towers of Illium?"
 
 :P
Boxcar
 	
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http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/08/08/civilization-beyond-earth-videos-show-how-aliens-will-react-to-human-presence/
 
Civilization: AE gameplay videos.  	
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			Don't know how many people are into NBA, but I found this video to be entertaining. Kevin Love Jersey Burning Minnesota Nice Style.	
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Come here, you need a hug, Mr. Caretaker!
 
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The truth hurts =C
 
But hey at least here I can escape. and people acknowledge my existence here. and sometimes they laugh at my bad jokes.
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For the Granok.
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http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/08/08/civilization-beyond-earth-videos-show-how-aliens-will-react-to-human-presence/
 
Civilization: AE gameplay videos.  
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BE :)
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http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/08/08/civilization-beyond-earth-videos-show-how-aliens-will-react-to-human-presence/
 
Civilization: AE gameplay videos.  
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I keep calling it After Earth.  I have no idea why. lol
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Happy Birthday Scott.
 
A picture for you:
 	
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Already used!   Overruled!  *throws down the Switch Topics Card*
 
Reboot.  Discuss!
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			I wish I remembered what happened in that movie... all I remember is ... Creed.	
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			Roccio, attempting to divetacklehug a hologram is not wise. You see I'm somewhat insubstantial and the wall behind me is hard....	
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I wish I remembered what happened in that movie... all I remember is ... Creed.
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Roccio, attempting to divetacklehug a hologram is not wise. You see I'm somewhat insubstantial and the wall behind me is hard....
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			Are we fighting over cartoons? If so, I have this:	
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So.. my house has a 1 car garage.  Probably about 300 sq. ft.  I'm trying to convince my wife to let me convert it to an additional room in the house and then I'll erect a car port in the drive way for wind and hail protection.  2 cars and a motorcycle aren't going to fit in a 1 car garage anyway.  And the side of the house is sloped, so I can't build it into a 2 car without a bit of land manipulation.  Her idea...
 
...turn it into a giant walk-in closet.  *throws papers in the air*  	
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He can hug your base!
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Roccio, attempting to divetacklehug a hologram is not wise. You see I'm somewhat insubstantial and the wall behind me is hard....
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So.. my house has a 1 car garage.  Probably about 300 sq. ft.  I'm trying to convince my wife to let me convert it to an additional room in the house and then I'll erect a car port in the drive way for wind and hail protection.  2 cars and a motorcycle aren't going to fit in a 1 car garage anyway.  And the side of the house is sloped, so I can't build it into a 2 car without a bit of land manipulation.  Her idea...
 
...turn it into a giant walk-in closet.  *throws papers in the air*  
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So.. Silver Hawks.. and then Biker Mice from Mars.. damn.. I better bring my A-Game...
 
 
*in his best Iron Chef Chairman voice*  THE ASTRO-CRAG!	
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So.. Silver Hawks.. and then Biker Mice from Mars.. damn.. I better bring my A-Game...
 
 
*in his best Iron Chef Chairman voice*  THE ASTRO-CRAG!
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So.. my house has a 1 car garage.  Probably about 300 sq. ft.  I'm trying to convince my wife to let me convert it to an additional room in the house and then I'll erect a car port in the drive way for wind and hail protection.  2 cars and a motorcycle aren't going to fit in a 1 car garage anyway.  And the side of the house is sloped, so I can't build it into a 2 car without a bit of land manipulation.  Her idea...
 
...turn it into a giant walk-in closet.  *throws papers in the air*  
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The show I based my childhood around:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZAhqEiq4cA	
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Already used! Overruled! *throws down the Switch Topics Card*
 
Reboot. Discuss!
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I know we are on the subject of cartoons ... but this needs to be thrown in here :)
 	
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He can hug your base!
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Legends of the Hidden Temple say hello, I was the better show.
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			On the topic of the Thundercats reboot. It was REALLY good and it's a damn shame it got canceled mid-way through the story.	
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I know we are on the subject of cartoons ... but this needs to be thrown in here :)
 
 
 
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Roccio, attempting to divetacklehug a hologram is not wise. You see I'm somewhat insubstantial and the wall behind me is hard....
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I know we are on the subject of cartoons ... but this needs to be thrown in here :)
 
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Why you steal my idea and put in mean speaking Maoi?
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I know we are on the subject of cartoons ... but this needs to be thrown in here :)
 
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No no.
 
Liquified Aurin tastes like tree bark and its full of tail fuzz. Blah.
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And happy birthday, Scott and Xila!
 
 
Careful how you cut.	
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In WildStar news, Daemona got an elite THICKET, whatever that is and sold it for 6plat.
 
I am swimming in moneys!!!!
 
 
LOL	
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I'm also just noticing that the logo is actually more of a dead Chua than a dead Aurin.
 
FALSE ADVERTISING AGAIN.	
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And happy birthday, Scott and Xila!
 
Careful how you cut.
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Can't you see it's made with Pure Aurin Tears? No fuzz there :)
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			Wait. Lots of birthdays! Celebrations all around with totally copyrighted awful birthday cards! 	
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Wait. Lots of birthdays! Celebrations all around with totally copyrighted awful birthday cards!
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I'm also just noticing that the logo is actually more of a dead Chua than a dead Aurin.
 
FALSE ADVERTISING AGAIN.
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Cut????
 
These are so epic I am keeping them forever! Way too awesome to be food.
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That's just the science behind getting their tears.. turns them into Chuas
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			less than 3 hours on fridaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......... ugh...	
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That's not true.. I've seen rule 34's that I CAN NEVER UNSEE that show the real way Chua are made...
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less than 3 hours on fridaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......... ugh...
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Scott... I google images of the WEIRDEST things all day long to post in this thread. I have never seen any "rule 34" Chua stuff.
 
So my question is... how did you manage to come across these pictures? o.o
 
EDIT: Also, I had to google "rule 34" thanks for that... x.x
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2 hours 20 mins to go!!!
 
In the mean time, I am keeping this in mind LOL
 	
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Mr. Snopes would like to have a word....
 
 http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp	
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5 hours and 15 minutes left myself. 
 
9am - 9pm every friday... and on my Birthday *cries*	
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Mr. Snopes would like to have a word....
 
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp
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I was looking at Draken Artwork, then came across teh Welcome To Deradune pic (this was a bit back) then stumbled on the naked variant of it.. and went to the root menu of the page the nakie version was on... and yeah... can't unsee.
 
I can PM you the link to the site if you'd like to share my pain.
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5 hours and 15 minutes left myself. 
 
9am - 9pm every friday... and on my Birthday *cries*
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I can PM you the link to the site if you'd like to share my pain.
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WTF man. Take the day off.
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Party Pooper.....
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Isn't Scott his own boss or something?
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Party Pooper.....
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 	
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 
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Don't mind Rocio, he's just upset that we found out how to make him cry ;)
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Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 
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I do that to Sunday Sermons all the time. Now the preacher looks at me like "Oh Lawd what is it this time. "
 
I keep tellin' him to delete them Chain-emails. He's gotten better.
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days.
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 
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No I'm like a low tier manager we are a giant 4 floor comic shop. We have quite a few employees so my boss (general store manager) has a boss.(Store Owner)
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 
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My sister sent me one a few years ago just flipping the *cupcake*out over 'Bonsai Kittens'....I introduced her to Mr. Snoopes :)
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4 floor comic book store?!  in 2014?!
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Glad she's okay!!!
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Some stories have some truth to them but they've gotten told abd retold and become modern fables.
 
It's fine to use them as cute stories but uhh yeah the Eagle doesn't miraculously regrow body parts.
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I was using that one to remind me that, even though it's been a very rough day and I hate people today, that there are other jobs out there that are worse.  I actually love my job, just don't like it very much today :)
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*tailbush* >.> None of that please!
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3rd floor - Music - CD's, New Vinyl LPs, 45s, Music mags, Music memorabilia, Music Books
2nd floor - Movies - DvD's, VHS's Movie memorabilia, Books and Novels, Used and collectible Vinyl LPs
1st floor - New Releases - New release Comics, Blu-rays, Dollar Comics, Magic The gathering, Video Games, RPG gaming stuff, Cheap Toys, and Overstock Toys
Basement - Comic dept.- Back issues, Graphic Novels, Toys, Statues, other comic related collectibles.
 
 
We were the store that inspired Kevin Smith's secret Stash, while he was in Pittsburgh filming Dogma.
 
Our record dept was also mentioned in the Movie "the Perks Of being a Wallflower"
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I know we are on the subject of cartoons ... but this needs to be thrown in here :)
 
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*gives Rocio an air hug*
 
Don't know you, but like ya well enough .. for an Aurin :)
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LOL.  But he was never accused of.. dear god.. what were the counts against Marquis de Sade?  Heresy, treason of the crown, crimes against nature and god.. etc.  All for what he wrote.  That's some EPIC trolling!
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I made an airplane out of stone.
 
 
I always did like staying home.
 
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What is this... air hug?
 
*confused* o.o
 
No worries about the whole Snopes thing. There are days I don't wanna work either. But I have to pay the bills and I want to travel.
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Reading that the Comic department was in the basement just made me think of:
 
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Thank you all for the concern.
I will head to the store to get rootbeer, and icecream when I have got everything situated here.
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I'm not a hugger by nature .. just to my hubby am I touchy feely .. and stuffs (wink)
 
Hence, air hug
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I'm not a hugger by nature .. just to my hubby am I touchy feely .. and stuffs (wink)
 
Hence, air hug
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*makes a circle with his arms.* Air hug!
 
Hey Dea! :D
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It pays on their albums though, to have a vocalist like this.  He really does sound like a medieval minstrel. 
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I told people to avoid those Mikros mail order huntresses, they always end up being chua. 
 
Nothing came up, so the diagnosis seems to be inflamed esophageal lining. Probably due to vomiting and then dry heaving for eight hours. Got a nice IV to get her some liquids back, and now I just have to keep her de-stressed and feed her icecream for a few days. 
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HE sounds like what would happen if a fantasy AD&D bard ended up in our reality and got work as a singer in a metal band. I love it.
 
EDIT:Holy Crap...23 pages? Really? x.x lol
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Why do the forums break every time for Tank? What are you doing that is causing this?
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They're totally broken. I got a notification that this post contains a quote from me, which it doesn't. Does it?
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Lolz 
Sounds like a good idea!
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			*flips over pic as the boss walks by* >.>	
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You should be able to click the words that say "Quoted You" and go to it.  It's sometimes off by a bit, so sometimes you might have to scroll up or down.  This thread moves at a quick clip.
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HE sounds like what would happen if a fantasy AD&D bard ended up in our reality and got work as a singer in a metal band. I love it.
 
EDIT:Holy Crap...23 pages? Really? x.x lol
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*flips over pic as the boss walks by* >.>
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*soapboxes*  Sorry.  D&D Bards are now casters.  He'd be a.. *thinks*  Chris Angell now?  *shiver and sigh*  (<-- annoys the hell out of me.)
 
#endsoapbox
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*soapboxes*  Sorry.  D&D Bards are now casters.  He'd be a.. *thinks*  Chris Angell now?  *shiver and sigh*  (<-- annoys the hell out of me.)
 
#endsoapbox
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I think they're back to normal in the new edition coming out later this month,
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It'll be a new Aurin emote!
 
 
 
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They're not. They went to full caster in 5th. Saw the class earlier last month. It's a mix between Cleric and Druid. Buffs, Heals and Utility.
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They're not.  They went to full caster in 5th.  Saw the class earlier last month.  It's a mix between Cleric and Druid.  Buffs, Heals and Utility.  To which I answered... *rolls 400D6*  Let's play a real RPG.  *breaks out Shadowrun* lol
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Confused.
 
I mean you could do pretty strong melee healer buff bard, did that go out the window?
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Ew FML.... They were supposed to fix things this edition!
 
*goes and pulls out his pathfinder book and hugs it* At least I still have you.
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If you like options.. buddy of mine is a HUGE supporter of FantasyCraft and Spycraft by Crafty Games.  I'm not a huge Fantasy RPGer, but their system does have a ton of feats and options.
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*walks in to thread and orders a triple shot from Koala*
Morning guys, 
So I love my job but I really miss the entire having time thing. Like the overnights are awesome and I get to deal with a lot of interesting stuff but I feel like I don't have time for anything on patrols anymore. I have only been able to log in to Isc and grab his data fragment the last few days :(.
 
Before I forget happy birthday Scott and Xillia
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Y'all need to follow me on Twitter @RocioDewdrop. I just got into an interesting discussion and you guys missed it.
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Straight out the window. You're now on par with Sorc / Cleric for combat.
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*walks in to thread and orders a triple shot from Koala*
Morning guys, 
So I love my job but I really miss the entire having time thing. Like the overnights are awesome and I get to deal with a lot of interesting stuff but I feel like I don't have time for anything on patrols anymore. I have only been able to log in to Isc and grab his data fragment the last few days :(.
 
Before I forget happy birthday Scott and Xillia
Followed
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They're not. They went to full caster in 5th. Saw the class earlier last month. It's a mix between Cleric and Druid. Buffs, Heals and Utility. To which I answered... *rolls 400D6* Let's play a real RPG. *breaks out Shadowrun* lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah4nqSpLnIM
 
I like this song
(It was the seond opening theme to Tokyo Ravens)
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Oooh, so they are FFXI bards who can heal and buff with their music.
 
Unlike FFXIV bards who are also archers. And instead of instruments their bows double as a harp. And they sing buffs while they shoot.... I guess...
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*walks in to thread and orders a triple shot from Koala*
Morning guys, 
So I love my job but I really miss the entire having time thing. Like the overnights are awesome and I get to deal with a lot of interesting stuff but I feel like I don't have time for anything on patrols anymore. I have only been able to log in to Isc and grab his data fragment the last few days :(.
 
Before I forget happy birthday Scott and Xillia
Followed
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Oooh, so they are FFXI bards who can heal and buff with their music.
 
Unlike FFXIV bards who are also archers. And instead of instruments their bows double as a harp. And they sing buffs while they shoot.... I guess...
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Ddo must be different because Cleric 17/ fighter 3 or monk 2/fighter 1 was amazing at healing and beast melee. Plus had light based dot on boss. Only fvs was more op cause their cast side was stronger.
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Nah they put away the bow and sing rainbows!!
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Ddo must be different because Cleric 17/ fighter 3 or monk 2/fighter 1 was amazing at healing and beast melee. Plus had light based dot on boss. Only fvs was more op cause their cast side was stronger.
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I'll even forgive you spelling my name wrong just because you are probably sleep deprived.
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Sometim....ok a lot of times I tend to think of the people in this thread as their characters. Xvira towering over her desk, Dea scolding some poor cassian over not understanding how a system works. Rocio doodling pictures of his GF on the back of expense reports, Koala in a has-mat suit yelling at other Koala with buzzcuts. 
Strangely, I find the idea of office chua to be the most amusing. 
Olivar having Way too casual Friday
 
Other Chua in suits and ties eating in the lunchroom. Chua putting the finishing touches on the turbo setting for the coffee maker.
It's all so silly. 	
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Unless it changed, You don't put away the bow. You sing while DPS, switching up songs and chasing the mages around. >.< I was a cap level bard when I stopped playing in December.
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having not played much D&D tabletop (most of my experience has been through Baldur's Gate 1&2 and Neverwinter Nights), I always found bards to be pretty much useless anyways. In those incarnations, they sounded like they would be awesome, they could do little bits of everything, but in practice they were nearly useless.
Thief skills! (only pick pockets, the most useless of all)
wear armor! (but can't cast spells if you do)
cast spells! (but can't be wearing armor, and the spell selection sucks)
use almost any weapon! (poorly)
 
at least in BG2 you could run a playhouse, and the songs were finally worthwhile then	
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*soapboxes*  Sorry.  D&D Bards are now casters.  He'd be a.. *thinks*  Chris Angell now?  *shiver and sigh*  (<-- annoys the hell out of me.)
 
#endsoapbox
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*wanders in; collapses on pillows*
 
I'm tired and need coffee, but what else is new. =P
 
What'd I miss in the 8 hours I was trying to sleep for?	
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*wanders in; collapses on pillows*
 
I'm tired and need coffee, but what else is new. =P
 
What'd I miss in the 8 hours I was trying to sleep for?
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about 24 pages of ranting and raving, the usual ;)
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and Birthdays
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DDO is based on 3.5 Neverwinter is based on 4th. 5th Edition comes out later this month
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Oh...
 
I was WAR tank so...
 
I didn't care what you did so long as you used Quelling Strikes.
 
I seem to remember you using a harp animation though???
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*gets out of meeting*  *looks at Friday*
 	
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3rd floor - Music - CD's, New Vinyl LPs, 45s, Music mags, Music memorabilia, Music Books
2nd floor - Movies - DvD's, VHS's Movie memorabilia, Books and Novels, Used and collectible Vinyl LPs
1st floor - New Releases - New release Comics, Blu-rays, Dollar Comics, Magic The gathering, Video Games, RPG gaming stuff, Cheap Toys, and Overstock Toys
Basement - Comic dept.- Back issues, Graphic Novels, Toys, Statues, other comic related collectibles.
 
 
We were the store that inspired Kevin Smith's secret Stash, while he was in Pittsburgh filming Dogma.
 
Our record dept was also mentioned in the Movie "the Perks Of being a Wallflower"
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And beards. 
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Sometim....ok a lot of times I tend to think of the people in this thread as their characters. Xvira towering over her desk, Dea scolding some poor cassian over not understanding how a system works. Rocio doodling pictures of his GF on the back of expense reports, Koala in a has-mat suit yelling at other Koala with buzzcuts. 
Strangely, I find the idea of office chua to be the most amusing. 
Olivar having Way too casual Friday
 
Other Chua in suits and ties eating in the lunchroom. Chua putting the finishing touches on the turbo setting for the coffee maker.
It's all so silly.
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And beards.
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*gets out of meeting*  *looks at Friday*
 
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And Aurin tears being made into beer.
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Sometim....ok a lot of times I tend to think of the people in this thread as their characters. Xvira towering over her desk, Dea scolding some poor cassian over not understanding how a system works. Rocio doodling pictures of his GF on the back of expense reports, Koala in a has-mat suit yelling at other Koala with buzzcuts. 
Strangely, I find the idea of office chua to be the most amusing. 
Olivar having Way too casual Friday
 
Other Chua in suits and ties eating in the lunchroom. Chua putting the finishing touches on the turbo setting for the coffee maker.
It's all so silly. 
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*gets out of meeting*  *looks at Friday*
 
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having not played much D&D tabletop (most of my experience has been through Baldur's Gate 1&2 and Neverwinter Nights), I always found bards to be pretty much useless anyways. 
 
 
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Yes, Quelling Strikes very important. Unless you want to be a dead bard... 
 
The relic now actually folds up into a harp. So yes, harp animations. I did love that bow. It's like a switch blade. One second it's a harp, now it's a bow! And I got to dress like a disco minstrel that was fun. Lol. 
 
Also was black Mage but didn't get my relic. I might go back to do thief maybe. Eventually. Maybe. The thought of the grind hurts my brain.
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*gets out of meeting* *looks at Friday*
 
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How are you not a Chua?
 
Koalas are about the same size... Fuzzy... Like guns and explosives, yet smart.... Hmmmmm
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			Not sure you can get Koala style ears on a chua, but I have never really tried. 	
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			Dance party at Raulins house tonight btw guys	
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Because.....SCIENCE!!
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Okay guys.... I decided I'm rerolling a Chua Engineer, this will be it this, will be my 50. No more alts I swear!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bwahahahahahahahaha I likely totally got you if you clicked on this, I bet you made that snarky, I knew he wouldn't make it to 50 on Jacosta face. I'm not rerolling. I just wanted to mess with you all <3 :D
 	
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Not sure you can get Koala style ears on a chua, but I have never really tried.
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Okay guys.... I decided I'm rerolling a Chua Engineer, this will be it this, will be my 50. No more alts I swear!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bwahahahahahahahaha I likely totally got you if you clicked on this, I get you made that snarky, I knew he wouldn't make it to 50 on Jacosta face. I'm not rerolling. I just wanted to mess with you all <3 :D
 
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Science says Koala must be Chua. Looks like Chua, acts like Chua.... Must be Chua!
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Okay guys.... I decided I'm rerolling a Chua Engineer, this will be it this, will be my 50. No more alts I swear!!
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I was about to flip tables here. And all the tables in my apartment are glass tables. Spoiler tag saved me a huge, expensive mess.
 
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Yay!!! Boss just called and told me to lock up at 4:30. Just in time for the thunder to start.
 
Guess I will email the drawing to the nasty client now. LOL
 
Have a great weekend all.	
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			Scott I'm going to kill you just for that.	
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Scott I'm going to kill you just for that.
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<3 
 
Come on that was a good one and you know it!
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Destroy .... destroy ... destroy ... >.<
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*hugs* then wraps tail around for extra hug.
 
It'll be okay,
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"In Baldurs Gate a Bard can Dual Wield, use big ole 2h weapons. Gets 2 more HP per lvl, can get nitty gritty and toss on chainmail. Gains levels twice as fast as a mage, carries the thac0 of a rogue can cast some mage spells more effectively than a mage. The game's mechanics are more gracious with starting ability scores on re-rolls. 
 
A Bard has the utility of being able to pick pockets and ID things. Can use bows,x-bows instead of slings. 
 
They're a Mage with the ability to fight like a rogue. They're just a good all around class. Jacks of all trades masters of none, Bard is a great stop gap filler for deficiencies in parties. The blade is a great example of this, dual wielding like a pro, nice speed buff (though lets be honest we all use haste) but a bard can haste as well."
 
(answer by EightGallon over on the Baldurs Gate forum)
 
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*struggle!* Lemme go, Reptile!
 
I'll make you believe Queen Myala is the Emperor!
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yeah, that's the theory. I always viewed it as: in a game where I have 6 party members, why have 1 person who can do 25% of abcd, when I can have 4 characters who can each do 100% A, B, C, D? What's the point? The bard brings nothing unique to the table, aside from his songs, and those are mediocre at best, at least in BG1, where characters could reach lvl 8 at most.
 
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the concept, and I would play one in a heartbeat in a solo game or for RP. You're talking to someone who thought it extremely wise to invest 4 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars learning live theater, for heaven's sake.
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*pets head while hugging* 
Just calm down lovely calm down. 
I'd hunt the Queen, but I hear she's not in top form. She needs to get better first.
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Echoing this. Bards, player or NPC, sucked HARD in BG1. In BG2, only the Scald or Blade were remotely decent but Haer'dalis (NPC Blade) still was subpar. Less spells than mages, less pickpocket than a thief, less THACO than a thief. Redeeming factors? High lore (or Identify spell bot) and high charisma (which your protagonist should have in the first place). Hybrid done right? WoW's druid, I guess.
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Growling Rocio suddenly Fades Out, reappearing behind her and seemed to lift iridescent blades from thin air! >=D
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*extends her hand and fires out a grapple interrupting the cast and drawing Rocio back into her arms*  Shhh just enjoy this moment there won't be many of these soon. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
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			I'm kind of curious if this is some kind of mating ritual, and you two are about to make out? 	
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I'm kind of curious if this is some kind of mating ritual, and you two are about to make out? 
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*extends her hand and fires out a grapple interrupting the cast and drawing Rocio back into her arms*  Shhh just enjoy this moment there won't be many of these soon. Don't worry I won't tell anyone. *smiles and almost purrs as she Pets Rocio's head, much like one would do with a beloved family pet*
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*extends her hand and fires out a grapple interrupting the cast and drawing Rocio back into her arms* Shhh just enjoy this moment there won't be many of these soon. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
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*pulls back curtain*
 
you... just told all of us
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"Ngh! What the cupcake! Stalker OP!"
 
 
 
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			It was a joke. Peppy le Pew ...Stalker ... oh nvm	
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It was a joke. Peppy le Pew ...Stalker ... oh nvm
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Scott has a her portion now too?  *hands Lankybrit a scorecard*  Here.  You're going to need this.
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Relax, he was roleplaying. We all know chicks don't work in Comic Book stores :)
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Stop burning everything. Seriously, I don't have enough stuff chopped up for a BBQ just yet. 
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...  :huh: ...
 
 
But he's already fueled up and ready for another run...
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Finally... done.
 
Going home now.	
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Finally... done.
 
Going home now.
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 :( I still have an hour
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I have returned.....*bubble pipe bubbles*  (Really wish I could find that Image of Bugs as MacArthur smoking a bubble pipe, I know it exists...doesn't it?)
 
So, what's up tonight?	
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I have returned.....*bubble pipe bubbles*  (Really wish I could find that Image of Bugs as MacArthur smoking a bubble pipe, I know it exists...doesn't it?)
 
So, what's up tonight?
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yeah, that's the theory. I always viewed it as: in a game where I have 6 party members, why have 1 person who can do 25% of abcd, when I can have 4 characters who can each do 100% A, B, C, D? What's the point? The bard brings nothing unique to the table, aside from his songs, and those are mediocre at best, at least in BG1, where characters could reach lvl 8 at most.
 
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the concept, and I would play one in a heartbeat in a solo game or for RP. You're talking to someone who thought it extremely wise to invest 4 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars learning live theater, for heaven's sake.
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 :( I still have an hour
 
 
But when I do get off, TGIF
 
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			Finally Hoooome!  Walk the dog then Wildstaarr!	
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			Bards in EQ2 are most excellent part of a party, especially in raids.	
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*gets out of meeting*  *looks at Friday*
 
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The middle one looks the best from a Brit point of view, but still a little too much head.
----
			*Pokes Scott* I PMed you. We're having a little trouble in the guild. One of the members (not from here) is starting to really test peoples' resolves. Apparently we're all elitist assholes, just using people. *eye roll* I should have stayed on Orias...	
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*Pokes Scott* I PMed you. We're having a little trouble in the guild. One of the members (not from here) is starting to really test peoples' resolves. Apparently we're all elitist assholes, just using people. *eye roll* I should have stayed on Orias...
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			Ew...	
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Ew...
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Is it that one guy? Damn I was hoping things were looking up after the other day.
 
 
Alright well I'm off to work guys. Have fun tonight.
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Does "that guy's" name start with a "G"; does his alts name start with an "S"? 
 
That's the one.
 
He's having a field day with it all today. 
 
I'm about to just go to Orias and level up something else for the time being. 
 
He's making folks very uncomfortable. One person sent me a whisper and said he needs to be kicked, because he is toxic to the community. I'd agree. Very, very toxic. 
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Does "that guy's" name start with a "G"; does his alts name start with an "S"? 
 
That's the one.
 
He's having a field day with it all today. 
 
I'm about to just go to Orias and level up something else for the time being. 
 
He's making folks very uncomfortable. One person sent me a whisper and said he needs to be kicked, because he is toxic to the community. I'd agree. Very, very toxic. 
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You do not have the authority to kick?  Sometimes you form a committee and sometimes you just act. Sounds like action time.
 
I think Scott is working 12 hour shift or something crazy like that.
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*Pokes Scott* I PMed you. We're having a little trouble in the guild. One of the members (not from here) is starting to really test peoples' resolves. Apparently we're all elitist assholes, just using people. *eye roll* I should have stayed on Orias...
----
			Roger that. He started talking to himself in the 3rd person, and then logged off. It's gone beyond strange. If I wasn't a big ol Draken warrior, I'd be curled up in my bed right now =P	
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He started talking to himself in the 3rd person, and then logged off.
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Does "that guy's" name start with a "G"; does his alts name start with an "S"? 
 
That's the one.
 
He's having a field day with it all today. 
 
I'm about to just go to Orias and level up something else for the time being. 
 
He's making folks very uncomfortable. One person sent me a whisper and said he needs to be kicked, because he is toxic to the community. I'd agree. Very, very toxic. 
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Did he get shitfaced before logging into WildStar? That's a pretty weird event.
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Nah, he's been doing that since he joined. I would go so far as to say he has severe mental health issues, actually.
 
And this is coming from someone knows a thing or two about bats in the belfry! XD They may or may not be my bats.
 
I like bats.
 
Soft, fuzzy bats...
 
*strokes pet bat*
 
Don't judge me! 
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The middle one looks the best from a Brit point of view, but still a little too much head.
----
			So is anyone one from Skullkickers right now?  I'm 'bout to log in on my Engi, Vryce	
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Did he get shitfaced before logging into WildStar? That's a pretty weird event.
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So is anyone one from Skullkickers right now?  I'm 'bout to log in on my Engi, Vryce
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Have a bat. 	
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Have a bat. 
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Thank goodness I was one short of a belfry before. 
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LOL.  No no.  I mean to keep track of when it's him and when it's ..not.. him?  Maybe I'm the only one who has a hard time with the bouncing between characters and people thoughts in the same thread.
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Have a bat. 
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hmmn can you not just guild kick him.. or put on ignore ? 
 
oh i assume this is on the Dominion side huh ? I know some really cool people on the dom side  as well that  do not seem to create drama.. 
i'm sorry you're hearing /experiencing such a sour time
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i have.. i've eaten bat..  
 
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FINE!
 
I counter your Thundercats with the even more Awesome....
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how about coconut crab ?? 
 
 	
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I am. Feel free to poke Kieta for an invite.
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Friend request sent.  /who doesn't show you're on..  stupid bug
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whew what a Birthday, working 12 hours (and almost every customer I dread came in today.) and now I have to boot someone. haha Oh well..
 
Did he go away for the night?	
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how about coconut crab ?? 
 
 
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WHAAAAAAAAT? Tree Crabs are a thing?
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yup.  they ar called coconut crabs.. strong enuff to rip open coconuts.. 
used to have to contend wih these when i was growing up on Guam. those days.. i told my dad..   ' NOPE.. not gonna mow the lawn today.. nope.. nun-uh..cya"
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how about coconut crab ?? 
 
 
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