Low Definition: Hell is Other People's Words

Game Show episode 41, posted July 19, 2016.
Low Definition episode 6
More ridiculous definitions, both real and imagined. Plus, we’ll take your orders for some disgusting mixed drinks, and ponder a Slovenian proverb. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Liz Myles
* Antony Johnston
* Chip Sudderth
* Shannon Sudderth
* Merlin Mann
* Philip Mozolak (winner)
== Words ==
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=== Round 1 - gambang ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An Indonesian xylophone resembling a marimba 	Correct Definition	Chip, Moze
A Taiwanese boat 	Chip 	Antony, Merlin, Shannon
A miniature rabbit 	Liz 	
An archaic punctuation mark used primarily for academic footnotes 	Merlin 	
A Slavic diactrical mark that denotes a tonal uplift 	Antony 	
A fashion for securing womens' stockings 	Moze 	Liz
A 19th-century term for street violence between rival gang factions	Shannon 	
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 5
* Moze - 3
* Liz - 0
* Antony - 0
* Shannon - 0
* Merlin - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - pronk (from Listener Jeff) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An iron spike hammered into a telephone pole 	Chip 	Moze
To leap into the air with an arched back and straight legs	Correct Definition	Liz
A type of pole used in Venetian gondolas 	Liz 	
The slot in the head of a flathead screw 	Merlin 	
The little specks you see when you close your eyes 	Merlin 	
The revolving protrusion on a clutch plate 	Antony 	Shannon, Chip
The measurement of curvature of a cogwheel 	Moze 	Antony
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 6
* Moze - 4
* Liz - 2
* Antony - 2
* Shannon - 1
* Merlin - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 3 - liebig ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The umbrella term for German contract law 	Liz 	
A Finnish stew prepared with shellfish and vegetables 	Shannon 	Chip, Liz
A spice used to cure game meats 	Moze 	
An eddy in a river current 	Chip 	Antony, Merlin
A paste-like meat extract invented by Baron Justus Von Liebig	Correct Definition	Moze
A German sauna exclusively for manual labourers 	Antony 	
A polyamorous swan 	Merlin 	Shannon
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 8
* Moze - 6
* Shannon - 3
* Liz - 2
* Antony - 2
* Merlin - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 4 - "I drank what?" ===
Given the name of a cocktail, list the ingredients you need to make it.
Smoker's Cough
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Vodka / carmel liquor / dash of pepper / vanilla extract 	Moze 	Antony, Merlin
Whisky, ginger ale, lime 	Liz 	
Irish whisky with honey, lemon juice, and a sprig of mint 	Shannon 	
Vodka, absinthe, crushed tobacco leaves, lime, bitters, ice	Antony 	Chip, Liz
Jagermeister and mayonnaise 	Correct Ingredients	Moze
Bourbon, cinnamon, bitters 	Chip 	Shannon
Kahlua, drambuie, triple sec, bitters 	Merlin 	
==== Standings: ====
* Moze - 10
* Chip - 9
* Antony - 4
* Shannon - 3
* Liz - 2
* Merlin - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 5 - fardage ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The unusable parts of a butchered animal 	Merlin 	Chip
The pressure on the torso produced by a corset 	Shannon 	
A codpiece 	Chip 	
The timber wastage left over from making beer barrels 	Antony 	Moze
The perimeter measurement of flowers planted beside a vineyard	Moze 	Merlin
When all of a shoe is made of the same material 	Liz 	Antony
Wood placed in the bottom of a ship to keep cargo dry 	Correct Definition	Shannon, Liz
==== Standings: ====
* Moze - 11
* Chip - 9
* Antony - 5
* Shannon - 5
* Liz - 5
* Merlin - 2
* Steve - 0
=== Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - Juglandaceous ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Describing a condition where there is an overabundance of platelets in the blood 	Shannon 	
Of or pertaining to walnuts 	Correct Definition	
A type of inflammation of the intestinal wall 	Chip 	
Prehistoric bodies whose skin has been preserved due to being submerged in a swamp shortly after death	Liz 	
The first historical period of Sumerian pottery craft 	Antony 	
Having a cyst-like quality 	Merlin 	
A slang term used by Juggleos of the Insane Clown Posse to describe beauty 	Moze 	Shannon, Chip, Liz, Moze, Antony, Merlin
==== Standings: ====
* Moze - 16
* Chip - 9
* Steve - 6
* Antony - 5
* Shannon - 5
* Liz - 5
* Merlin - 2
=== Round 7 - "Wise Words" ===
Given the first part of a semi-well know bit of old world wisdom, fill in the part that comes next.
Speak the truth - Slovenian proverb
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
And honor your name 	Moze 	Shannon
and poets will die for you 	Antony 	
but always stir the soup 	Merlin 	Chip, Antony
but leave immediately after	Correct Wise Words	
Burn your dreams 	Liz 	Merlin
…and die alone 	Chip 	Liz, Moze
and listen with care. 	Shannon 	
==== Standings: ====
* Moze - 17
* Steve - 12
* Chip - 11
* Liz - 6
* Antony - 5
* Shannon - 5
* Merlin - 4
=== Round 8 - zumbooruk ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A stringed instrument, native to Arabic music, that produces a high-pitched hum when played 	Shannon 	
An aboriginal wind instrument played through the nose 	Antony 	Merlin
A small cannon mounted and fired from the back of a camel 	Correct Definition	Liz, Moze
A protest that disrupts the timeliness of public transport in the former republic of Yugoslavia	Liz 	Shannon
A modular pedestal for a cannon 	Moze 	Antony
A dugout canoe 	Chip 	
A secondary door or entrance that is seldom used and widely disliked 	Merlin 	Chip
==== Standings: ====
* Moze - 20
* Steve - 12
* Chip - 11
* Liz - 9
* Antony - 6
* Shannon - 5
* Merlin - 5
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