Bro

Sup, bro.
 "Birdie". You okay? You look okay? They didn't hurt you?
 Why would they hurt me?
 Because you were their hostage?
 Semantics.
 What the hell, "Birdie"? Nat held you captive for six months, Manny sends his civilian army to rescue you, cause who the fuck knows where Kelso is, and all you have to say is "sup, bro"?
 I'm fine. Your guys got me out of there, Mari made me a fish taco, and this place seems pretty chill. So, yeah, sup, bro?
 I... I love you.
 I love you too. Uh, missed you bunched. What've you been up to?
 Oh you know, left to die, taken in by my mortal enemies, uh, left to die, taken in by not so mortal enemies who also hate my mortal enemies. 
 Dude, so Nat wasn't into you, you gotta let it go, man.
 That's not. She kidnapped you and made me into her battery bitch.
 Yeah, about that, why didn't you just set up solar relays on the hovercrafts?
 Cause, I didn't really want to help them.
 Oh, right. Right. I probably shouldn't have converted their engines to electric then. Um, my bad.
 You're really okay?
 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Nat had me on all kinds of top secret projects. Never boring. You know what they say, "a bored 'Birdie' is a dangerous 'Birdie'."
 Secret projects?
 Oh yeah, you ever seen an underground city set up to wade out a nuclear winter?
 Can't say I have. 
 Me neither. But the blueprints looked promising.
==Appearances==
*Tom Clancy's The Division 2
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