Not Such A Suite Life

Not Such A Suite Life is the fifth episode of season 1 of Good Luck, Liv and Maddie's Kickin' Suite Time Wizard ANT World Bunkin' Force: Bionic Superhero Secret Service Division. 
== Plot ==
Cody, free from prison thanks to tricking Chase, begins a new life in Iraq with Sander, Olive, Meri, Bailey, Cody Jr, Tina and Hailey. However, things begin to go down hill from there. The house they buy wastes nearly all their money, so they are forced to move into a cheap model home built by Kaz that lands Hailey, Olive, and Sander in prison. Scared of being next, Cody Jr takes his family and Tina to see a brother he has lost touch with. However, Hailey has a horrible chocolate allergy. Tina returns to the states to sue Chase for divorce and takes Cody and Maya with her, where they are both arrested under false pretenses. This leaves Bailey alone with Zack and the kids, who say the Russos moved to England. Paris learns she has the bionic gene. Robbie then arrives and he and Paris get married. Cody Jr runs away to England because he realizes he has feelings for Elaine. After the births of the children, Justin Tipton, Oliver Tipton, Sandra Martin, Max Martin, and Cody Martin III, the Martins who remain in France are recruited by  Cyd, Riley, Lucas, Zay, Smackle, Farkle, Samantha, Josh, Maya, Ruby, Louis, Shelly, Chyna, Fletcher, Olive, John, Marie, John and Marie's 12 kids, League members Captain Davenport, Jesse, and Brandon; Berry, Jordan, Berry Jr, Jackson, Natalie, Bree, Oliver, Kaz, Skylar, Clarie, and Angus. They round up remaining members of the Suite Crew-by busting Cody and Maya out of jail, plus finding London-and head to England where Max, Alex, Ellen, Martin, Elaine, Cody Jr, and Talia await them...
== Transcript ==
* Chase McFlyCody: Oh no
* 8:12Duggie DavenportBailey: What?
* 8:13Chase McFlyThere's no money for insurance of food or furniture.
* 8:13Duggie DavenportWhat
* 8:13Chase McFlyThe house wasted all our money.
* 8:13Duggie DavenportWhoa
* 8:13Chase McFlyWe need it back.
* 8:13Duggie DavenportOK
* 8:13Chase McFly(Cody makes a phone call)
* It's a cheap model home illegally built on an Iraqi farm
* 8:15Duggie DavenportOK
* 8:18Chase McFlyTest
* I got us a new house so we can get our money back
* 8:18Duggie DavenportGreat
* 8:19Chase McFlyIt's not very good though
* But we can renovate it
* 8:21Duggie DavenportOn
* OK
* 8:25Chase McFly(they go)
* Cody: What do you guys think?
* 8:25Duggie DavenportGreat.
* 8:26Chase McFlySander; I heard a noise in the attic.
* 8:26Duggie DavenportLet's go investigate
* 8:27Chase McFly(they go upstairs and see a cloaked figure)
* Figure: sawf ramy 'ana kaza ghabi fi alsijn lamaa faealah balnsbt li!
* 8:30Duggie DavenportWho are you
* What did he say?
* 8:31Chase McFlyCody Jr: It's Arabic.
* He said I'll kill that stupid Kaz for what he did to me
* 8:32Duggie DavenportKaz is not here
* 8:33Chase McFlyFigure: hal qult kaz? 'ant taerif kaz?
* 8:33Duggie DavenportWhat did he say
* 8:33Chase McFlyCody Jr: He asked if we know Kaz.
* 8:34Duggie DavenportNo.
* We don't
* 8:34Chase McFlyCody Jr: naeim, nahn naerif kazan. madha faeal lk?
* Figure: laqad banaa li namudhajaan 'amrikiaan ealaa haql almuhasili, walan nasi aljamie.
* He says Kaz built him an American house ona crop field, which made him hated in Iraq.
* 8:37Duggie DavenportOh.
* 8:38Chase McFlyMeri: Hi, I'm Kazimeria Dunne.
* 8:38Duggie DavenportCan we help in anyway
* 8:40Chase McFlyFigure: qult kaza! 'ant fi daewaa fatat! shurtat!
* (the police arrive)
* (they arrest Meri)
* Sander: Olive, there is one way we can fix this.
* (turns Olive into a baby with all her memories, sends her to 1898)
* Duggie Davenport has left the chat. 
* Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm. 
* 8:47Chase McFly(Sander hides in prison woth Meri)
* Tina: Cody, take us to see Zack before we're arrested next!
* Duggie Davenport has left the chat. 
* Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm. 
* 8:55Duggie DavenportBack
* 8:56Chase McFly(Where did you go)
* 8:56Duggie DavenportHad to turn off my computer
* 8:56Chase McFly(Ok)
* (Let's continue)
* 8:57Duggie DavenportGtg
* 8:58Chase McFly(Bye)
* Duggie Davenport has left the chat. 
Chase McFly·8/2/2017
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* Duggie Davenport  
* Welcome to the Chase McFly's Elite ANT Force Fanfiction Wikia chat 
* 11:20Chase McFlyCody: Guys, I am taking us to see Zack pronto. We can't risk more arrests.
* Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm. 
* 11:32Chase McFlyHi
* 11:32Duggie DavenportBailey;Ok, let's go
* 11:33Chase McFly(they get in the car and arrive at Zack's house)
* Zack: Cody! Bailey! Tanya! And soem kids! What's up?
* 11:35Duggie DavenportCody: hey, Zack we are trying not to get arrested because we are friends of kaz's
* 11:35Chase McFlyZack: Oh, you can stay with me.
* 11:36Duggie DavenportGreat thanks
* 11:36Chase McFlyWe are having chocolate croissants for brunch.
* 11:37Duggie DavenportGreat
* 11:37Chase McFly(they go in and sit down)
* Hailey: Ah-ah-achoo!
* 11:38Duggie DavenportGtg
* 11:38Chase McFlyOh yeah, I'm allergic to chocolate.
* (Bye)
Chase McFly·8/25/2017
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* Duggie Davenport  
* Welcome to the Chase McFly's Elite ANT Force Fanfiction Wikia chat
* 7:32 Duggie Davenport Brb
* 7:32 Chase McFly Hailey: You guys might want to know I'm allergic to chcolate
* (Ok)
* 7:35 Duggie Davenport Cody Jr: OK
* 7:35 Chase McFly Elaine: Here, some butter croissants.
* 7:36 Duggie Davenport Hailey: thanks
* 7:36 Chase McFly Paris: Cody Jr, I can't belive how long it's been...
* 7:36 Duggie Davenport What do you mean
* Since wjsy
* What
* 7:37 Chase McFly We last saw each other 5 years ago
* 7:37 Duggie Davenport Neither can I
* 7:37 Chase McFly Paris: Do you want to kiss on the lips to pay our parents back?
* 7:38 Duggie Davenport Sure
* 7:38 Chase McFly (they kiss)
* Paris: Oh, Maya, come here!
* 7:38 Duggie Davenport Maya: yeah what is it
* 7:39 Chase McFly Paris: See this cute guy I met?
* 7:39 Duggie Davenport Which one that is your cousin Cody Jr
* 7:40 Chase McFly Paris: Oh is he?
* But I never see him...
* 7:40 Duggie Davenport You haven't seen him because we haven't been around each other in a while
* 7:41 Chase McFly Zack: Bailey, can we share a bed?
* 7:42 Duggie Davenport Bailey: sure
* 7:43 Chase McFly Cody: Cody Jr, come here a second..
* Why are you eyeing Paris like that?
* 7:43 Duggie Davenport Cody Jr: I like her
* 7:43 Chase McFly Cody: She is your cousin though.
* You can't date her.
* She is family.
* 7:44 Duggie Davenport Who says
* 7:44 Chase McFly Let em tell you a story
* There was once a girl I met
* Her name was Rita
* Her parents had been cousins
* She was mentally disabled.
* Nothing good can come of cousins in love, honestly.
* Maybe you'll eventually grow out of these feelings
* 7:45 Duggie Davenport Ok . maybe
* 7:46 Chase McFly Tina: Cody, can I see you a second?
* 7:46 Duggie Davenport Cody: yeah whats up Tina
* 7:47 Chase McFly Tina: I love you, Cody. I do. Can you and Maya come back to the states with me while I divorce Chase?
* 7:47 Duggie Davenport Sure
* 7:47 Chase McFly (they get on the plane)
* Maya: This is not my real voice.
* I'm British
* 7:48 Duggie Davenport What ???!!!!
* 7:48 Chase McFly Maya: Yes, it is true.
* My parents were spies
* THey helped commit these intelerable behaviors
* 7:49 Duggie Davenport Woww.
* 7:49 Chase McFly That's why I joined the S.S. Tipton
* 7:49 Duggie Davenport OK
* 7:50 Chase McFly (they land in New York)
* (An officer egts off the plane)
* Officer (to Maya): Hello, does the name Floyd Bennett mean anything to you?
* 7:51 Duggie Davenport No.
* 7:51 Chase McFly Officer: May I see soem ID?
* 7:52 Duggie Davenport Sure, gives him her spy ID made by her parents
* 7:52 Chase McFly Officer: Ah, well, your last name is Bennett.
* And I heard your prents were British spies
* Some coincidence
* We will take you to the police station for questioning
* 7:53 Duggie Davenport Fake ID for spies
* OK
* 7:53 Chase McFly Tina: Cody, look at this newspaper!
* 7:54 Duggie Davenport What does it say
* 7:54 Chase McFly It says "Fake Cody Martin Released on Parole"
* That's Chase!
* But why is his hair so long
* And that's a bizarre prison blouse
* 7:54 Duggie Davenport I think he wants to be a girl
* 7:55 Chase McFly Tina: Well, I guess divorce is customary then.
* Bye bye, Cody.
* (heads over to house)
* Officer: Wait a minute....
* Are you the real Cody Martin?
* Did you replace yourself with a fake
* What is going on, Martin?
* 7:57 Duggie Davenport No. I am his look alike twin Zack
* 7:58 Chase McFly Officer: Well, Zack, please come to our office anyway. You could be crucial to solving the Kaz Duncan puzzle.
* 7:58 Duggie Davenport OK.
* 7:58 Chase McFly Meanwhile...
* Zack: Bailey, we used to liev with the Russsos.
* It was fun.
* (kisses Bailey on the lips)
* 7:59 Duggie Davenport Bailey: I like the wah you think
* Kisses long
* 7:59 Chase McFly Hailey: Cody, Jr, come quick!
* 7:59 Duggie Davenport Cody Jr. What did you want?
* 8:00 Chase McFly Mom is making out with Uncle Zack and also...
* I don't think you're my real brother
* Mom and Dad didn't do crazy stuff before you were born
* Did Mom have you from another man?
* There's also your appearanceYou look almost exactly like Uncle Zack
* 8:01 Duggie Davenport Zack and Cody look the same
* 8:01 Chase McFly Not anymore
* You look almost exactly like Uncle Zack did at that age
* 8:02 Duggie Davenport OK
* 8:02 Chase McFly Go ask Uncle Zack if he is your father
* 8:03 Duggie Davenport OK
* Uncle Zack ate you my dad
* 8:04 Chase McFly Zack: Well, Cody Jr
* I impregnated 1 woman
* And gave birth to one child
* And after all that work it took to get Paris to develop in the test tube I doubt it was her...
* 8:05 Duggie Davenport Wow. Then why do I look like you?
* 8:05 Chase McFly I think you're the child I gave birth too
* Not Paris
* Paris is a genetically-enginneered DNA combo
* (Parius watches from the doorway)
* Zack: Oh hi Paris
* 8:05 Duggie Davenport What. So you impregnated my mom
* 8:06 Chase McFly I was just remembering when you burth from your mom's fertile womb
* Bust
* Burst
* Yes Cody Jr
* Hailey is the only natural child of Cody and Bailey
* 8:06 Duggie Davenport OK
* 8:07 Chase McFly Paris: Am I articificial?
* 8:07 Duggie Davenport Zack: yes
* 8:07 Chase McFly Then..
* (the doorbellr ings)
* Robbie: Hey, where's Paris?
* 8:08 Duggie Davenport I don't know Robbie
* 8:08 Chase McFly Paris: Robbie!
* Here I am
* How are you
* Want to go to New York
* We should get married
* 8:08 Duggie Davenport What
* 8:09 Chase McFly Paris: It's so good to see you
* 8:10 Duggie Davenport Robbie: it is great to see you too babe
* 8:10 Chase McFly Cody Jr: Uncle Dad, I have feelinsg for Elaine.
* Can I go move in with the Russos and the Potters?
* 8:11 Duggie Davenport Zack sure
* 8:11 Chase McFly (Cody Jr leaves)
* A few years later...
* Bailey: Zack, we're grandparents.
* London seems to still be missing though.
* I want Cody back
* So we can divorce and I can legally marry you
* (the doorbell rings)
* 8:13 Duggie Davenport Yeah I think I want my wife back
* I got it
* Hello
* 8:13 Chase McFly Oliver: Excuse me, you guys busy?
* We need you.
* 8:13 Duggie Davenport No
* OK
* 8:14 Chase McFly Bring your kids and grandkids
* We're the Bionic Superhero Secret Service Division
* Here to protect the timeline
* Hop in the WaveRider
* 8:14 Duggie Davenport Great
* 8:14 Chase McFly (OLiver shows them the other passesngers in teh waverider)
* (They all board)
* Cyd: What do we do now, Captain?
* The whereabouts of London Tipton reamin unknown
* 8:16 Duggie Davenport Andrew: find London and break out Maya and grab Cody
* 8:16 Chase McFly Also, please write the following names on the register list
* Justin Tupton
* Oliver Tipton
* Sandra Martin
* Max Martin
* Cody Martin III
* 8:17 Duggie Davenport OK
* You hear that Gideon
* 8:17 Chase McFly Gideon: Yes.
* Rerouting to find London Tipton.
* Match found!
* 8:18 Duggie Davenport Set course
* 8:18 Chase McFly (takes to Tipton Hotel in London)
* (London looks out the bay window)
* London: What teh heck si that?
* The
* is
* 8:19 Duggie Davenport The wave rider Mrs Tipton
* 8:20 Chase McFly LOndon: Who are you?
* Why are some of my friends with you
* Is this a party
* 8:21 Duggie Davenport I am Captain Andrew Davenport I am here to recruit you for a team called the bionic superhero secret service division
* 8:22 Chase McFly LOndon: Cool, I'll join!
* (gtes in WaveRider)
* Kaz: Oh, and by the way guys,
* Chase is dead.
* 8:22 Duggie Davenport What
* 8:22 Chase McFly (the WaveRider heads to the states)
* Kaz: He suffered a bout of Gender-Explosion Syndrome
* Just kidding, it was a heart attack'
* Let's go.
* 8:23 Duggie Davenport OK
* 8:24 Chase McFly Cody (notcies waverider): Hey, what's that over there?
* (knocks out officer)
* Cody: Help!
* Help!
* (grabs Maya by the hand)
* Cody: That's our ticket to freedom, Maya.
* We can get out of jail after 5 years...
* What do you think?
* (gets out hanglider with Tina's face on it)
* (flies up)
* (You there)
* Duggie Davenport has left the chat.
* Duggie Davenport has joined the ANT Farm.
* 8:30 Duggie Davenport Maya: goes up
* 8:31 Chase McFly Jese: Great to have you guys aboard.
* Next stop...
* The Wizarding World!
* (episode ends)
* Now for the next one
== Main Cast ==
* Robert Torti as Cody Martin/ Zack Martin
** Cole Sprouse as young Cody/ Cody Martin III
** Dylan Sprouse as young Zack, Cody Martin Jr., and Max Martin
* Ginette Rhodes as Bailey Pickett
** Debby Ryan as young Bailey and Hailey Martin
* Julie Chen as London Tipton (cameo) 
* Brenda Song as Paris Tipton
* Lea Thompson as Maya Bennett
** Zoey Deutsche as young Maya and Ashley Martin
* McKaley Miller as Elaine Russo and Sandra Martin
* William Brent as Berry Figgenbottom and Berry Figgenbottom Jr.
* Ariel Winter as Tina Figgenbottom
* Sabrina Carpenter as Evie Matthews
* Lauren Graham as Bree Davenport
* Kelli Berglund as Natalie Duncan, and Annie Duncan
* Sierra McCormick as Edna Duncan/ Nancy Duncan
* Paris Berelc as Skylar Storm
** Ciara Renee as Skylar Storm (body double)
* Cozi Zuehlssdorf as Jordan Quimby
* Augie Isaac as Jackson Quimby
* Aedin Mincks as Fred Duncan and Joe Duncan
* Spencer Boldman as Ricardo Duncan
* Elliot Carr as John Duncan
* Matt Shively as Paul Duncan
* Superbionic 2009 as Leana Duncan
* Elise Neal as Chyna Parks
* Susan Olsen as Olive Doyle
* Corey Sorenson as Fletcher Quimby/ Oliver Quimby
* Jake Short as Robbie Quimby
* Max Charles as Justin Tipton/ Oliver Tipton
* Jeff Garlin as Angus Chestnut
* Kevin Lineham as Kaz Duncan
* Bradley Steven Perry as John Duncan and Ethan Duncan
* Allie Grant as Marie Chestnut/ Ursula Duncan
* Carlon Jeffery as Zoltan Quimby
* Stefanie Brait as Heather Montoya
* Mariah Buzolin as Riley Matthews
* Neil Patrick Harris as Lucas Friar
* Phil Lewis as Zay Babineaux
* Rosa Blasi as Isadora Smackle
* Lee Norris as Farkle Minkus
* Pepi Sonuga as Samantha Babineaux
* Uriah Shelton as Josh Matthews
* Ruby Lewis as Evelyn Matthews
* Peyton Meyer as Louis Friar
* Lauren Taylor as Shelly Eisenberg
* Chase McFly as Jesse McFly
* Duggie Davenport as Andrew Davenport
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