Meet Molly

Meet Molly is the sixth episode of Lost in Kelp Forest. It was finished on October 7, 2018, but was never released until 2022.
==Synopsis==
Patrick attempts to manage the local zoo, but he somehow manages to screw things up. 
==Transcript==
(Episode begins with SpongeBob taking a stroll in Kelp Forest, mostly over the fact that he almost got eaten by baby hawks)
SpongeBob: (singing) Doo-doo-doo, strolling in the woods. Doo-doo-doo, strolling in the woods. Doo-doo-doo
???: (also singing) Yes, Papa?
SpongeBob: (still singing) Interrupting song?
???: (singing) No, Papa.
SpongeBob: Hold up a second. Who are you?
???: Molly. Who’re you?
SpongeBob: SpongeBob.
Molly: Weird name you got there.
SpongeBob: I know. Blame my parents.
Molly: (laughs) Yeah. How did you get here anyway?
SpongeBob: In a nutshell, I got lost in Kelp Forest, then a hawk caught me and brought me up here, I escaped, and here I am now.
Molly: Dang. That’s quite an adventure.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I hope it’s over now. Kinda doubt it though…
Molly: I’ve been lost here in the wilderness for five years. I wonder what my parents are doing right now… It’s a large forest, you know.
SpongeBob: No kidding. It’s like a maze.
Molly: Too bad we suck at mazes. (laughs)
SpongeBob: (laughs) Yeah, I guess we do. Anyways, I gotta go do spongy things. Bye.
Molly: Can I come? I got nothing else to do right now, and you seem chill.
SpongeBob: Sure.
Molly: Woo!
(They keep silent for a few moments)
SpongeBob: So, tell me the whole story on how you got lost here.
Molly: Okay. Well, it all started when… (start of flashback) I was taking my morning stroll in the woods, when suddenly a weird sludge monster kidnapped me and took me deeper into the woods, and into its lair. Somehow the next morning I managed to escape, and since this is Kelp Forest after all, it would be near impossible to escape. So, I just decided to stay there. And here I am now.
SpongeBob: That’s all?
Molly: Yup. Pretty boring story, huh? But sometimes life can be pretty boring.
SpongeBob: Sure can be. I bet Patrick and Squidward are sitting down, doing absolutely nothing.
Molly: You’re not alone? You’re lucky you have friends. I myself have none. Not since Sally broke up with me three years ago.
SpongeBob: Oh.
Molly: She was a jerk to me from the start, anyways. I’m glad we broke up.
SpongeBob: I’ve never had a girlfriend before, surprisingly.
Molly: I’ve had three girlfriends before. All of which turned out to be absolute jerks in the end. Never trust anybody.
SpongeBob: Yeah. (they see a fork in their path) Let’s go to the right.
Molly: Are you sure? I think we should go to the left.
SpongeBob: I’ve been here before. I even know where that sea spider is, right there. (points to somewhere over to the left, where a spider is seen creating a new web)
Molly: Oh, guess you’re right. Let’s go right. (They go right) Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Molly: Something about this place seems… off.
SpongeBob: Yeah, this place seems pretty fishy. I don’t know why though.
Molly: Maybe it’s that weird pair of eyeballs in that bush over there.
(The pair of eyes blink, which causes the two to jump back)
SpongeBob: Yeah, that’s why.
(A sea monster jumps out of the bush and roars)
Molly: Run!
(They make a run for it, turning every corner quickly as possible. The sea monster follows them the whole way)
SpongeBob: How can we lose him?
Molly: Good thing I was a girl scout. All you need to do is hide in a bush. Classic Fortnite skill.
SpongeBob: Ew, Fortnite. But I’ll use it if it helps us.
Molly: It will. Let’s go.
(They hide behind the nearest bush. The sea monster sees the bush, but doesn’t suspect anything of it)
(The two sigh with relief)
SpongeBob: That was a close one. Let’s move forward.
(They stop moving when they see a small opening of light. SpongeBob pushes the grass out of the way to reveal his campsite)
Molly: Is this your campsite?
SpongeBob: It sure is.
Molly: Looks good.
SpongeBob: Thanks. A whole week took us there.
Molly: Can I join?
SpongeBob: Sure.
Molly: Woohoo! (she runs towards the campsite, only to bump right into Patrick)
Patrick: (screams) Who the heck are you?!
Molly: Uh… Molly?
Patrick: That name sounds familiar. (shrugs) Oh well.
Molly: I met SpongeBob near the big mountain.
Patrick: Oh. Well in that case, welcome aboard!
Molly: Thanks… uh, what’s your name?
Patrick: Patrick.
Molly: Oh. Well thanks, Patrick. (Patrick blushes)
Squidward: What’s going on here? (sees Molly) Who is this girl?
(Title card shows up that says “To be continued…”, concluding the episode)
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