Male or Female?

Are copiers male or female?
Female, because once turned off, takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, but it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
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Are hammers male or female?
Male, because they haven't evolved much in the last five thousand years, but are handy to have around.
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Are hot air balloons male or female?
Male, because you have to light a fire under them for them to go anywhere.....and there's that hot air part.
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Are kidneys male or female?
Female, because they go to the bathroom in pairs.
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Are shoes male or female?
Male, because they get dirty very quickly and have their tongues hanging out.
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Are sponges male or female?
Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
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Are subways male or female?
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
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Are Swiss Army Knives male or female?
Male, because they are handy to have around, but mostly spend their time just opening bottles.
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Are tires male or female?
Male, because they go bald and are often overinflated.
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Are web pages male or female?
Female, because they are always getting hit on.
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Are Ziploc bags male or female?
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
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Are remote controls male or female?
Female....hah, you thought I'd say male! But think about it: It gives man happiness, he'd be totally lost without it, and even if he doesn't know what buttons to press, he keeps trying.
Category:Riddles
Category:Sexual