Epic Rap Battle Parodies 26

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The 26th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It has the two founders of TAPS Ghost Hunters, Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson, versus the three members of the Ghost Adventures Crew, Zak Bagans, Aaron Goodwin, and Nick Groff to decide the better Paranormal Investigators. It was released October 18th, 2013 as one of the Halloween Specials.
==Cast==
Froggy as Jason Hawes
Hunter Tolliver as Grant Wilson
Zander Kanack as Zak Bagans
Justin Buckner as Aaron Goodwin
Nathan Provost as Nick Groff
==Lyrics==
Jason Hawes and Zak Bagans in italics
Grant Wilson and Aaron Goodwin in bold
Nick Groff underlined
===Ghost Hunters:===
The spirits have departed from these three amateurs!
Douchebag with an ego, big man, and an antisocial nerd!
This battle has just started, so let me Grant you a dis,
Your evidence is bull, and your show is barely Adventurous!
Dude! Bro! Man! You brought your bravery to the test!
Overreacting to much will cause Cardiac Arrest!
You exaggerate, elaborate, and now you've met your fate,
So collarborate, exacerbate, make it like the spirits, and evaporate!
===Ghost Adventures:===
Dusk has arrived, and the investigation has started,
We took over entertainment, it's about time you departed!
We got ectoplasmic insanity in store, to fry you two like toast,
No need to boast, but we'll show these jokes the REAL ghosts!
You guys are Paranormally Challenged, we're the ones coming in,
Even on our team, it's guarenteed we'll get a Good Win!
How come you act so hot when our show is better rated?
How about you not stage your evidence live, it's not complicated!
===Ghost Hunters:===
Accuse US of staging? How about your live special bit,
When the Mel-Meter "flew" when you clearly threw it!
You bring in obnoxious guest stars that depletes from your show?
The Unexplained will be Explained as I bring pain on these hos!
Stop thinking every little TAP is a response to a question you ask!
Zak, we can't hear a word you say with that respirator mask!
Don't call yourselves real, you barely debunk a thing you catch!
You can have it reviewed by pros if that brink had strings attached!
===Ghost Adventures:===
Oh, you can't talk about evidence. Ghosts? You barely find them!
Our rhymes are as sick as the Waverly and Rolling Hills Asylum!
Just enough already, ghosts don't want to be your friend!
Your dead show just makes the undead want to die again!
We're keeping fans to this day, okay? Ghost Adventures all the way!
These gay, gray, strays have met the price they're gonna pay!
Now it's time you get off the air, quit the hunting, and step outta town!
You may have withstood this fight, but you'll never handle the lockdown!
<poll>
Who Won?
Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson
Zak Bagans, Aaron Goodwin, and Nick Groff
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
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