"I Quit!" (transcript)

(Squidward yawns)
Squidward: Ugh. Another bore at the Krusty Krab. The most disgusting place in the world.
SpongeBob: Oh Squidward, YOU'RE a bore.
Mr.. Krabs: Oh SpongeBob, you're a bore.
(SpongeBob pauses)
SpongeBob: Excusei moi?
Mr.. Krabs: Sponges galore!
SpongeBob: Yes, yes.
Squidward: You know, I want to quit again, and this time, for the rest of my life!
(Mr.. Krabs and SpongeBob gasp)
Squidward: That's it! I'm getting a new job that would upset you two most.
Mr.. Krabs: Don't make it be...
Squidward: Right...
(Close up of snazzy Squidward's face)
Squidward: The Chum Bucket!
Mr.. Krabs: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Squidward walks up to the Chum Bucket, knocks on the door, and sees Plankton)
Plankton: Hello, are you lost? The Krusty Krab is...Squidward?
Squidward: Yes I am! I want a job at your brilliant place here!
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Plankton: I...I never thought I'd hear those words spoken to me. You've got the job. And...I love you Squidward!
Squidward: I love you too, Plankton! Now, can you please show me my station?
Plankton: You are planned to make the best chum ever!
Squidward: Whoo-hoo! Let's do this!
(Back at the Krusty Krab)
Mr.. Krabs: I see that Squidward got the job. That annoyance! Just like SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: You say wha?
Mr.. Krabs: NOT like SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah....Hey, wait! Why in the world did Squidward want to just go to the Chum Bucket anyways?
Mr.. Krabs: Foe. He's our foe.
SpongeBob: Ugh. Who wants to hang with him anyways, now that he's our foe?
Mr.. Krabs: No one except for...
(Scene goes to the Chum Bucket)
Squidward: Plankton! I've got the recipe!
Plankton: Perfect! Can I see it?
Squidward: Okay!
Plankton: Okay, the recipe is......
*1 pound of freshy grounded meat
*a pinch of maple sugar (for flavor)
*a tad bit of water
*top it off with gravy
Wow, are you an expert or something?
Squidward: Yes, yes I am!
Plankton: Now! Let's try it out!
(Montage of Plankton making the new chum and advertising it)
Old Man Jenkins: Oooh....Delicious flavour? I want to try!
Plankton: Here's our customer!
Old Man Jenkins: I'd like some chum please.
Plankton: Okay! Squidward, some chum for the customer!
Squidward: Okay, graceful organism! And here's your chum, Jenkins.
Old Man Jenkins: Thanks.
(Old Man Jenkins goes to a table and eats the chum)
Old Man Jenkins: Wow. This is amazing!
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Mr.. Krabs: Amazing!? Oh, I'm doomed! The Chum Bucket's beatin' me!
Suzie Fish: Now, can I have a K-R-A-B-B-Y Patty please?
Mr.. Krabs: Okay! Now where was I? Oh yeah... I wish Squidward...
Suzie Fish: ...wasn't like SpongeBob? Yeah.
SpongeBob: Suzie wha?
Suzie Fish: Dozens of SpongeBobs! Now I'm going to go to the awesome Chum Bucket!
Mr.. Krabs: Noooo!!!
SpongeBob: Right...?
(Screen goes to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: (in music form) You know, I see, the world has been changed for me,
and been so wonderful,
(Scene goes to Squidward dancing)
eat chum,
breathe water,
imagine if I had a daughter,
It'll be so wonderful!
It's all for real!
This is how I really feel, so...
(Customers come and confetti falls and everyone dances)
Wake up members, it is celebration,
it's the time to groove--Huh?
(Mr.. Krabs bursts into the chum bucket)
Mr.. Krabs: That's enough flim-flam, Plankton!
Plankton: HUH?
Mr.. Krabs: I am taking your formula and using it in my resturaunt!
Plankton: (Whistles) Squidward!
Mr.. Krabs: You Wouldn't...
(Squidward charges towards Mr.. Krabs, knocking him down)
Plankton: You see, I always get what I want. Get him Squiddy.
(SpongeBob comes in)
Oh, and here comes the nitwit sponge.
SpongeBob: Plankton wha?
Plankton: You call that a sentence, you buff-- never mind.
(SpongeBob took the formula and threw Squidward's clarinet into the street. Squidward went and got it, and while he was, SpongeBob took Mr.. Krabs back)
Mr.. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob!
(Later, SpongeBob and Mr.. Krabs were selling chum and krabby patties to people.)
Mr.. Krabs: Wow. I am getting double the money!
SpongeBob: All's well as ends well!
(SpongeBob starts laughing)
(Zooms out of Krusty Krab)
Mr.. Krabs: That was not funny.
(Episode ends)
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