Saint Mike

Saint Mike (also known as Santa Mike by morons) is a mystical entity. He is as powerful as one of the greater Elemikes.
== History ==
On Christmas Eve, he appears before the devout Christians in Michigan and gifts them beer (he gives non-alcoholic beer to minors). Little is known about him personally other than that he is super cool. His Melissa is a reindeer that lugs around his shit but she doesn't get any credit. 
Atheists deny his existence cause they don't get beer. Idiots.
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