Twelve Days of Festivus

The twelve days of Festivus are the twelve days preceding Festivus, the official holiday of the Posse. 
Tradition holds that on each of the the 12 days that girlfriends of posse members are required to send to their boyfriends the following gifts for each day.
# - Jonas watching Seinfeld on TV
# - Two turtle babies
# - Three French Quiggers
# - Four Posse Members
# - Five golden bajelles
# - Six Screeners wanding
# - Seven Asians flirting
# - Eights beermaids pouring
# - Nine Tila girls dancing
# - Ten Les Trois Accords fans moshing
# - 11 Greivances airing
# - 12 Rockband Bongos Drumming
The 12 days of festivus can be sung as well, to the tune of the "12 days of Christmas".
Category:festivus