They Didn't Respect Me For Saying It

This is the twenty-third episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Spongeboy is sitting on her computer, watching YouTube)
Spongeboy: Jesus Christ Christ I'm bored. Ever since I got banned from the SBFW Discord my life has not been the same. I need to find a new hobby.
(A YouTube ad pops up, showing a black guy doing Fortnite dances)
Spongeboy: Black guy huh? I smell the perfect opportunity for racism! (Rubs hands together) Mwuhahahahahahaha!
(Fart transition (yes really) to Spongeboy walking along the sidewalk)
Spongeboy: Hmm… where would I find a black community around these parts? I'm not sure I've ever met a black guy.
Black guy: Ayo fuck you man!
Spongeboy: N-
(We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by)
Spongeboy: Fuck you, Fandom. Anyway, I'm just gonna search for nearby ghettos. Hey Siri, where the fuck is the nearest ghetto?
Siri: First of all, fuck you for swearing at me like that. Second, the nearest ghetto is three feet west.
(Spongeboy turns around to see she's right next to a ghetto)
Spongeboy: Well that's nice. Thanks, Siri.
Siri: You still owe me anal-
(Spongeboy turns Siri off)
Tyrone: Yo Peter, who's this nine year old kid standing there yelling at their phone?
Peter: I dunno, but I think she's up to no good. Welp, see you some other time. I'm gonna say the c word in a Japanese restaurant and see what happens. 
(Peter leaves, and Tyrone scratches his head)
Tyrone: Yo little kid, what do you think you're doing over here?
Spongeboy: I'm here to cause racism!
Tyrone: (chuckles) That's nice, kid. Now get out before I call the police- oh wait I'm black.
Spongeboy: (cracks knuckles) And there's nothing you can do about it. Well, here goes…
(Technical difficulties again fucking shit hell ass)
Spongeboy: WHY AM I NOT QUEEN YET?
Tyrone: Missy, did you really think we were actually gonna respect you for saying the n word on our turf? Get ‘m, LeBron James!
LeBron: On it, my guy!
(LeBron quickly dribbles a basketball and hits Spongeboy straight in the head with it, knocking her out)
Tyrone: Haha, that'll show her. Thanks, man.
LeBron: No problem, bro.
Nicki Minaj: Hey either of you wanna bang?
Tyrone and LeBron: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Tyrone: Well anyway, we better do what we do best with little kids.
Drake: Fuck them?
Tyrone: No! That’s gross, Drake! Go back to your corner.
Drake: Fuck you man. But fine.
(Drake goes back to his corner)
Tyrone: As I was saying, we put them in the dumpster.
LeBron: Oh, so that’s what that giant dumpster is full of.
Tyrone: You think this kid is our first rodeo?
(Tyrone puts a sack over Spongeboy and throws her in the dumpster)
Tyrone: There we go. That’s where all trespassers go.
LeBron: I thought it was only little kids who went in there.
Tyrone: Trespassers, little kids, same thing.
Drake: I disagree!
Tyrone: Shut the fuck up and go back to your corner!
Drake: Damn it. (goes back to his corner)
Peter: Hey I’m back. So anyway, they respected me so much they gave me some free chopsticks!
(Close-up shows Peter has a bunch of chopsticks up his ass)
Tyrone: Oh.
Spongeboy: (waking up) WHAT THE FUCK
(Spongeboy wriggles out of the dumpster, still in the bag, and hops her way back home)
Spongeboy: This is why I’m a racist!
LeBron: Well that was a twist.
Tyrone: We’re black, LeBron, it’s not really a twist.
(end)
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