The Bar

The Bar is a theoretical location where karaoke parties are held. This bar is also used for, you know, drinking? It is for all walks of kin. Not only Hetalia kins were there.
== The Worst Karaoke Night of 2020 ==
I'm going to recall as much as I can. All of the kins in the Kinverse gather at a non-descript bar to sing previously-decided karaoke songs. Arthur Kirkland got incredibly drunk and was left at the bar, along with Gilbert Bielschmidt. Yao Wang was driving the Uber to and from the bar. Here are some snippets from the night.
== John Watson sings 'Hopelessly Devoted to You' ==
john is stumbling on the stage as he sings this
HES LIKE TALK SINGING
hes pointing to sherlock
ok but lets switch the scene: hes in a kebab shop
THERES NOT MUCH TUNE AND HE KEEPS APOLOGISING FOR FUCKING UP THE TUNE
he absolutely pointing to sherlock
the idea of john and sherlock hitting up the kebab shop after the pub has really sent me
i feel he also stops to try and explain to the crowd who sherlock is
SHHHERLOCK... HES RRIGHT TH- YOU SEE HIM? THE COAT..., THE COA-HAHAHHAAA!!! THE COAT-- HOPELESSLY DDEV-- AHHAAH=--"
"sorry, just, that man over there. That man-" starts crying
HE JUST ENDS UP CRYING
AND WALKING OFF STAGE
== Alfred sings '5, 6, 7, 8' ==
HIS VOICE WAS SUPERIMPOSED OVER THE COUNT
FELI FISTPUMPING IN THE CROWD
has alfred got a cowboy hat on (yeah of course he does)
he has assless chaps
arthur just sat there with a stone cold expression
ARTHUR THINKING ABT WHAT HE RAISED
== Arthur sings 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' ==
EVERYNOWANDTHENIGETALITTLEBITLONELYAN
HE SINGS BBOTH PARTS
CUZ NO ONE ELSE WOULD
FRANCIS SHOUTING THE MENS PARTS BACK AT HIM FROM THE AUDIENCE
I WAS JUST THINKING! FRANCIS! DOES THE MENS BIT!
MATTHEW DRINKING HEAVILY ,
MATTHEW JUST LEAVES.
italy is just watching with a sort of like awkward smile
MATTHEW BEGGING AL TO DRIVE THEM HOME
he looks to germany like "is he okay?"
Prussia has his phone out as a lighter
he has a real lighter
LUD IIS LIKE
PUSHING HIS HAND DOWN
ARTHUR FULL ON CRYING ON STAGE
alfred in the bathroom begging for a bump of coke from a stranger like "you dont understand thats my dad out there please i need this
EVERYONE IS WINCING IN UNISON
ITS JUST SAD
(i think i actually might start crying on arthur's behalf)
ok but now he starts air guitar
CRINGE CHAMP
KNEE SLIDES
LIKE A FUCKING SCHOOL DISCO
SOEMOEN TRIES TO GET HIM OFF STAGE
AMERICA: DESPERATE TO OVERDOSE 
MATTHEW: HAS BOOKED A CAB FOR HIMSELF
"I WAS A FUCKING PIRATE YOU KNOW!"
HIS VOICE BREAKS
FRANCIS IS PULLING HIM DOWN
ITALY IS NOW SINGING ALONG WITH HIM FOR MORALE
the bouncer has intervened with a water
feliciano: this is so heartwarming
Arthur: I was removed from the bar.
== Feliciano sings 'Barbie Girl' ==
IS GERMANY DOING THE KEN PARTS
HE LOOKS SO TIRED
PRUSSIA TRIES TO TAKE OVER WHEN HE LOOKS RELUCTANT
dont forgET THE FEATHER BOA
arthur says soemthing homophobic at this point
PRUSSIA IS SENT OUT THE WINDOW
"THIS IS SUCH A POOF SONG!" 
"Arthur please, mon cher"
"Arthur, you are an homosexual, non?" 
"AND WHAT ABOUT IT!"
ITALY AND GERMANY ARE LIKE FACING EACH OTHER RLLY CLOSE WHEN THIS PART IS PLAYING
at this point alfred is asking matthew if he can get in the cab and matthew is saying no bc hes clearly high and doesnt want to get charged extra or fined if he pukes.
the bouncer has hung himself
what do you mean, ludwig is the bouncer he's on stage
AT THIS POINT ITALY IS SAUNTERING OFF OF THE STAGE AND LUDWIG IS TRYING TO HOLD HIM BACK
BUT ITALY CONTINUES NONETHELESS TO WALK THROUGH THE CROWD
HE HAS SEEN SOMEONE PRETTY AND IS COMPLETELY DISTRACTED
ARTHUR SITTING IN HIS SEAT: :(
HE IS ATTEMPTING TO FLIRT WITH HIS OWN REFLECTION
H=WHAT THE HELL AND FUCK.
LUDWIG IS NOW DRAGGING HIM BACK ONSTAGE
BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK
"WELL BARBIE I WISH YU WOULD FUCKING STOP"
== Sherlock Holmes sings 'Sexy and I Know It' ==
i have to say this is very slightly prussiacore
he would be loving this.
John: Oh, Jesus Christ.
SHERLOCK VOGUES
HE THROWS A SHOE INTO THE CROWD
AFTER HOPPING MADLY TRYING TO GET IT OFF
is italy watcing this right now.
I HOPE NOT
I COVER HIS EYES
arthur and sherlock duet
SHERLOCK SHERLOCK NO PL-
JOHN PULLED HIM OFF STAGE
LESTRADE IS BOOING AS HE'S PULLED AWAY
HE WAS TRYING TO FILM IT FOR HIS HUSBAND
"LOOK AT THIS TOOL I HAVE TO WORK WITH"
sherlock triumphantly makes his way back to the stage
to finish the song
john stood at the side wiht his arms crossed
JOHN IS SHOUTING
HE GETS BACK JUST FOR THE LAST LINE
JOHN RUGBY TACKLES HIM TO THE GROUND
== Patton Sanders sings 'Juice' ==
i dont want patton to be in the same club as these people .HAHAHAHA
HES LIKE NOT RLLY DRUNK AT ALL HES JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME
ok first off everyone would be mad supporting this
very campy as he does this
HE POINTS TO JANUS
BITCH YOU LIED!
DO NOT BLAME IT ON THE FUCKING -
NOT THE GOOSE!
HES HOLDING LIKE A FUCKING . JUICE CARTON
JANUS: :D > :(
so does patton say the n wor
NO
ABSDHUSIHOFJDS 
IM GONAN LOSE IT
HE GOES QUIET FOR THE WHOLE LIN
everyone accepts this bc hes not drunk . supporting and wholesome i think!
HE POINTS TO JANUS
janus: please
LOOOL EVERYONE SAT THERE LIKE
logan making notes
== Steven Universe sings 'Midnight Memories' ==
S-STEVEN?!
WHO IS STRAINING THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING
I WILL TELL YOU WHEN HE STARTS CRYING
steven universe but hes on the verge of suicide
HE DOES THE BREATHING TOO
HE STARTS GLOWING PINK AS HES STRAINING
HE STARTS TO CRY.
we all do that bro, its called blushing 
THIS IS WHERE HE CRIES
THIS IS WHERE HE CRIES!
mOOOOOOooOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
AAUUUUUHHHH
== Ryland Tate sings 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' ==
hes really going for it
alex is trying to drag him offstage
== Tony Stark sings 'Back in Black' ==
sloshed out of his fucking mind
he stumbles on
HES DOING AIRR GUITAR
KEEPS DROPPING THE MIC
HE IS IN THE IRON MAN SUIT
NONO HE CALLS IT IN HALFWAY THROUGH
THE BITS ARE JUST FLYING AT HIM
REALLY UNCOORDINATED THOUGH
THEY KEEP MISSING BECAUSE HES FLAILING
HE JUST KEEPS ALMOST FALLIG OVER
HOW FUCKED IS THIS GUY
HE WAKES UP THE NEXT MORNING WITH NO RECOLLECTION
LOKI IS MAING THE STUMBLING WORSE
on a scale of poppee who got kicked out for being underage to arthur kirkland-
== Kuroo Tetsurou sings 'Wannabe' ==
I ALSO PROPOSE ALL OF THE HETALIA KINS SINGING THIS TOGETHER
how drunk is kuroo.
Um. not very i dont think
yeah he isn't drunk for this at all lmao
kenma looks very unhappy in the backSKJDNFKSJDNF
i really really really really wanna be prime minister
SLAM YOUR BREXIT DOWN
== Popee and Kedamono sing 'Tequila' ==
OH ITS POPEE AND KEDAMONO
THIS IS SO FUNNY
the way theres just no ...nothing.
this song sends me into fucking hysteris
this song but its popee being pulled out of the club
WHERE IS TEQUILA THAT WE KNOW AND L
tonight we listen to the musical bit of tequila
and vibe
honestly keda drunk is such a vibe
== Alfred, Arthur and Feliciano sing 'The Fast Food Song' ==
OH YEAH BABYYYYYYYY
THATS ALFRED
AAAAAA PIZA HUT A PIZZA HUT C
ENGLAND IS NOT HAPPY TO BE HERE
WE DOIN THE DANCE BOYS!
HES DOING IT ANYWAY!
ITALY DOESNT RLLY KNOW THE DANCE BUT HES LEARNING MID SONG
ENGLAND AGREEING TO DO IT ON THE BASIS THAT HE WILL BE BOUGHT A DRINK AFTER
ONE? PLEASE THERES AT LEAST THREE ON THE TABLE
OK FINE , ROUND OF SHOTS.
italy was the one that yelled hotdog
HOTDOG!!!:D
despite none of those places doing hotdogs...
by this point the bar was meant to have closed half an hour ago
== Roman Sanders sings 'Roman's Revenge' ==
oh god
me: trying to get ready for bed 
this song: I SAID ARE YOU READY BITCHHHH
RUH RUH
FUCK THIS RLLY IS HIM
THIS BUT ITS POINTED AND HES ON THE FLOOR
BARS...BARS!
U NEED A JOB
patton is like "should i go help him
NO NO
LET HIM GO... LOOOOL
wuh wuh
IM SCHAKING
WUH UWH
DUDE IM LAUHGIN SO HARD
OMG EMINEM IS IN THAT?!
VIRGIL GEETS UP
FUCK
THANKS VIRGIL
EMINIEM IS HERE?
oH FUCK MAYBE REMUS
ISNTEAD OF VIRGIL
WHEN REMUS AND ROMAN START GETTING ON ITS TIME TO GO HOME LOOOOL
he does not say th-
he doesnt but remus might
this is exaclty the point in the night you would go home as well.
== Getting into the Taxi ==
ok guys im calling a cab rn
matthew in the corner calling a cab
alfred: passed out 
arthur: passedo ut
WHOS STILL STANDING
ROMAN, APPARENTLY
feliciano hasn't lefT ODOSUIHFBSDJ
WHAT UWHIAEJKFASDFHASDUIFHASJKDFASDJFASDFKL
[Roman Holiday begins to play.]
THE DJ'S GONE MAD
THE DJ FELL ASLEEP LOOOL
tony left immediately after his set
ryland is still there.
alfred is still awake purely propped up by either arthur who is passed out or matthew who is completely sober and has been asking to leave since 10 minutes after they arrived
feliciano is still there but he's like almost asleep
germany went home with prussia
alfred is defintiely yelling something at feli who cant make out a single word
feli sleepily looking at alfred like "whhUAh???" he like stands up and immediately falls over
matthew has [REDACTED]core levels of seething. relcutantly offers to let feli in the cab.
as long as he promises not to puke WUEHFASJ
francis takes the dj booth
[Paris is Indeed Splendid begins to play.]
sorry but by this time in the night
arthur has thrown up once if not more times
FELI IMMEDIATELY GETS UP
HE GOES TO SUPPORT FRANCE
ARTHUR IS SLUMPED AT A TABLE MUMBLING
ITALY IS BEING A SUPPORTIVE BROTHER
EVERYONE TAKING TURNS TO PULL ARTHURS HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE/RUB HIS BACK/OFFER HIM WATER
EVEN THOUGH HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAMD WHAT IS HAPPENING
Prussia slaps englands back and makes some joke about being shit at holding his liquor
It does not matter that arthur drank four times more thna anyoen else
I THOUGHT PRUSSIA WENT HOME WITH GERMANY IM CRYING
HE SNEAKS BACK IN
alfred: just do the coke itll sober you up , please
It is at this pount that he challenges prussia to a drinking competiton
WE ARE LEAVING WITHOUT HIM.
FELI CAN HAVE HIS SEAT IN THE CAB.
[Traditionelle Musette begins to play.]
FRANCE PLEASE
WHERE IS ALFRED
DRUNK YELLING TO FELICIANO ABOUT SOMETHING
FELI'S DISTRACTED BY FRANCE
WHO IS ABOUT TO START TAKING CLOTHES OF AND GET SNEWUL
SENSUAL
SORRY
CANT TYPE
IM PANICKING
OK GUYS LETS ATTACK FRANCE
IVE HAD AN IDEA
AND IT MIGHT BE A BIT LEFT FIELD
OH HE DOES A PROPER LIL STRIP SHOW
HE HAS NIPPLE TASSLES
ALFRED FUCKING YELLING TO ITALY
"GET IN THE FUCKING CAB"
ITALY FINALLY TURNING AROUND AND YELLING BACK
GERMNAY SILENTLY SNAPS FRAMCES NECK
ok wait thats a point. which kins have been injured in the course of the night
ITALY HAVING A NOSEBLEED
ARHUTR BEATING UP FRANCE
arthur has a black eye at this point in the night not because of a fight but because he walked into a post
He also did get in a fight.
true but you shouldve seen the other guy
Loki tried to start a fight but thor refused to le tit fly
LE TIT FLY
The Raccoon definitely BBDJFJRJRB GUYS
IS THE CAB THERE YET
WHERE????
[O Fortuna begins to play.]
THE CAB HAS BEEN THERE FOR 10 MINUTES
MATTHEW IS SCREAMING
THIS SONG IS MATTHEW TRYING TO LOAD EVERYONE INTO THE CAB
AT THE SPLIT SECOND FELI GETS A NOSEBLEED
PRUSSIAS HEAD HITS THE TABLE IN SLOW MOTION AS HEBLOSES THE DRINKING COMPETITION AND PASSES OJT
MATTHEW PUSHING ALFRED INTO THE CAR AND "ACCIDENTALLY" HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE DOORFRAME BC HES BEING FUCKING ANNOYING >>>>>>
ITALY IS NOW STUMBLING TOWARDS ALFRED TO SEE WHAT HE WAS SAYING
ARTHUR AND GIL ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN THE DRUNK TANK.
IS ANYONE GOING BQCO FOR ENGLADN? BECAUSE HE IS NOT GETTING HINSELF HOME
NO ONE IS FUCKING GOING BACK
WHAT ABOUT FRANCIS
FRANCIS BAILS THEM OUT
THIS IS THE MUSIC AS ARTHUR MAKES A BREAK FOR IT DOWN THE STREET
THIS SONG BUT ITS FELI TRYING TO WALK BACK THRU THE BAR TOWARDS THE CAB WITHOUT STACKING IT AND BREAKING HIS FACE
HE FALLS. OVER AND THROWS UP
alfred the whole night: no its fine i feel fine shut up 
alfred the second he sits in the cab: fuck
ARTHURS NIGHT BEGINS
ARTHUR HAIR OF THE DOG STYLE
ITALY STARTING TO LIKE PANIC THAT HE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS BUT HES OVERREACTING
matthew realising that hes going to have to let everyone stay over w him bc they cant look after themselves all night
and that hes gonna have to pay a charge for puke in the cab seat
and that francis arthur and gil are likely dead.
people who show up to the meeting the next morning: lud
matthew fucking slinging feliciano into the cab
MATTHEW SLINGING FELI IN THE CAB AND ALFRED BEING SURPRISED TO SEE HIM HAVING FORGOTEN THE CONVERSATION THEY HAD 5 MINUTES BEFORE ABT GETTING IN THE CAB
"FELICIANO, I DIDNT KNOW YO WERE HERE!"
FELICIANO, STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS: HAHA...YEAH..
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
EVERYONE SCREAMING REALISING ARTHUR IS IN THE TRUNK
He didnt make it to the cab
THE CABBIE FUCKING SCREECHING ACROSS THE STREETS
ARTHURS CLINGING TO THE BACK AND BANGING ON THE TREAR WINDOW
the cab driver is actually china
FELI TURNING AROUND, SEEING HIM AND NEARLY PASSING TF OUT
matthew thought he called a cab. infact he just called yao
everyone talking to hm as if hes a cab driver
yao: i literally know all of you
al and feli: hahaha...yeahhhh
yao just tryna make some cash on the side hustle has been ferrying everyone else back and forth all night for ridiculous rates
feli: hey you kinda looka like dis guy i know ahaha...
alfred: thats racist
"THATS RACIST" (THROWS UP ON THE CAB FLOOR)
ARTHUR FLYING OFF THE BACK OF THE CAB:
HE FLIES DOWN THE EXACT SPOT PRUSSIA MADE IT TO BEFORE PASSING OUT LOOL
feliciano: hey guys did you hear something
i. i want to say logan gets all the sides home but lik. e
i honestly think theyre just left for dead there man
i think maybe patton drives them home
no one comes back from nightcore roman holiday
but they forget roman and have to turn back
AND REMUS
BOTH OF THEM IN THE EMPTY BAR: ....
PATTON FEELING RLY BAD FOR FORGETTING VS EVERYONE ELSE WHO WILL NEVER REMEMBER THIS NIGHT
glad to hear russia is nowehrer to be seen on this night
dont worry abt where he is.
HE WAS SPIKED THE SECOND HE WALKED IN THE DOOR :)
alfred laced his drink with PCP
NOT FUCKING PCP
wish i could be like my kins who left the bar hours ago:/ LOOOL
== Shaniacs rise up ==
== bee boop scoody boo ==
== The End of the Night ==
[Las Ketchup begins to play.]
ALFRED AND FELI BUTCHERING THIS SONG WHILE STARING DIRECTLY AT ANTONIO >
whos done mr brightside.
someones gotta have.
probably alfred
REQUESTING SONGS FROM YAO WHO IGNROES THEM SO THEY PULL UP SPOTIFY
i just know arthur sang sweet caroline
i like to think they would go back for arthur but lets be hoenst.
maybe hes asleep in the trunk
LETS BE REALISTIC! THEY WOULD NOT.
we'll never know cos we never checked
when one of ur many deaths as an immortal being is suffocating in a trunk after a night out
francis and prussia are at the bar?
i think prussia is dead in a ditch as well
germany is sat in the front with yao
and francis is probably like. got a cab home and doing some weird hangover cure drink so he can rescue them in the morning
GERMANY COMING BACK FOR FELI AND REALISING HE HAS A WHOLE BAND OF IDIOTS TO CONTEND WITH
yao owns an uber xl
yao doing uber on the side despite being 
- a nation 
- 4000 years old 
- not poor
the lights turn out
yao crashes the uber
popee keda and papi arrive home safely LOOL
sudednly popee and kedamono are in the car
and papi is driving
They both fall asleep in the car.
keda coming to terms w the fact that when popee asked him for a drink and said tht he definitely hadnt drunk anything at all yet it was probably a lie
keda coming to terms w the fact he has to work the next day WIEUHFASDJF
papi failing a breathalyser test open rp:
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