Satan/Chat

==Hell-oh! Talk==
===Day 1: 666===
;Chat 1
::Satan: I told everyone that you will use my phone in the future.
::Satan: Contact details of all the devils I know are in my phone,
::Satan: So make good use of it.
::Satan: Of course, there are no phone numbers of cumbersome devils.
:: If I act cumbersome to you... Will you delete my number too?
:::Satan: You and I are connected not by things like numbers
:::Satan: But souls.
:::Satan: I can't erase that even if you annoy me.
:: Will you contact me often too?
:::Satan: Anytime
:::Satan: If you let me taste sweet fury
:::Satan: Sincerely like now.
::Satan: 
 
;Chat 2
::Satan: Are you
::Satan: Waiting for messages from other devils, by any chance?
:: What? How did you know?
:::Satan: That won't happen.
:::Satan: Not today, at least.
:::Satan: Because I'm thinking of monopolizing you today.
:: No, you're the one that made me wait.
:::Satan: Great.
:::Satan: Keep doing that.
:::Satan: Much better if you keep feeling nervous
:::Satan: And rage at me for making you keep on waiting.
::Satan: 
 
;Chat 3
::Satan: Looks like you adapted well to Hell.
::Satan: That's faster than I expected.
:: It's all thanks to Satan!
:::Satan: If you want to compliment me
:::Satan: Don't give me sweet words
:::Satan: But come to slap me roughly on the cheek.
:::Satan: This too. You'll get used to it.
:: I'm not sure yet...
:::Satan: You'll find out soon.
:::Satan: Your current self and the devils here
:::Satan: They don't look so different.
:::Satan: It won't take you long to realize that too.
::Satan: Remember.
::Satan: That whoever you talk to every day
::Satan: Whoever you meet
::Satan: You're mine in the end.
::Satan: Once again
::Satan: Welcome to Hell.
 
===Day 2: I have nothing to write.===
;Chat 1
::Satan: Hey.
::Satan: Are you now used to using that phone?
:: Yeah! I'm quite used to it now!
:::Satan: I see
:::Satan: You can fiddle around with it
:::Satan: But never press the strange-looking button.
:::Satan: Your neck might get blown off while calling.
:::Satan: But I don't want yours.
:: Hmm~ I'm not used to it yet.
:::Satan: That sounds just fine.
:::Satan: Many devils will probably contact you
:::Satan: But you can just ignore them all except me.
:::Satan: Because it's annoying.
 
;Chat 2
::Satan: Hey
::Satan: Are you stressed
::Satan: While staying in Hell?
::Satan: Tell me anything if something ever happens.
:: Thanks…! Are you taking care of me?
:::Satan: Of course.
:::Satan: If you're stressed
:::Satan: I'll let you slap my face as much as you want.
:::Satan: I will watch you every day so that
:::Satan: Other devils don't take that role from me.
:::Satan: Never hit other devils.
:: I'm not stressed at all! I'm completely refreshed!
:::Satan: I see.
:::Satan: If you ever want to release your stress
:::Satan: Make sure to tell me first.
:::Satan: I was born ready
:::Satan: For you to hit me.
 
;Chat 3
::Satan: I received a rare message from Mammon just now
::Satan: It looks like he met Beelzebub in Tartaros.
::Satan: I ignored him, but Sitri messaged me at the same time
::Satan: Saying he's meeting Beelzebub in Gehenna.
:: ? How many Beelzebubs are there?
:::Satan: He is omnipresent
:::Satan: And nullibiquitous.
:::Satan: Even if it's possible to kill him
:::Satan: You'll be able to find him having fun somewhere else.
:::Satan: He's someone I don't want you to be involved with.
:: Wow! So he's in Gehenna!
:::Satan: Pft…
:::Satan: Looks like you want him to approach you
:::Satan: You.
:::Satan: Hide, first.
:::Satan: I'm going over there now.
 
===Day 3: You're not scared, are you?===
;Chat 1
::Satan: Hey.
::Satan: What were you doing?
:: What... I can't tell anyone.
:::Satan: Something you can't tell the others?
:::Satan: Well...
:::Satan: if you can't tell the others
:::Satan: You can tell the devil.
:::Satan: Hurry up and spill the beans.
:::Satan: Or you can ask with your body!
:: I'm fantasizing!
:::Satan: Alright.
:::Satan: You're the same as always..
:::Satan: When you fantasize,
:::Satan: Am I on the show too?
:::Satan: Shall we make that fantasy a reality now?
::Satan: 
 
;Chat 2
::Satan: You started wandering around Gehenna
::Satan: And some devils seem to imitate human appearances
::Satan: Since devils like rare things.
:: Some devils are imitating Satan's outfit.
:::Satan: It's not copying me.
:::Satan: The devil in this costume
:::Satan: Is proof that they are the devils of my direct team.
:::Satan: This uniform is worn only by the most violent devils in Hell.
:::Satan: If someone's going to wear it as a mere imitation
:::Satan: They'll soon find out and test their guts.
:::Satan: I heard that some people on earth still wear them, but do you know that?
:::Satan: If I remember correctly, it's like they said they were going to have revenge in Tokyo...
:: Looks like I'm treated like a rarity.
:::Satan: Of course.
:::Satan: No one can come to Hell without any backup.
:::Satan: If it wasn't mine, you would have been overjoyed by a rare human being
:::Satan: And have a part of your body easily stolen from you.
:::Satan: If you know that, don't be too far away from me.
 
;Chat 3
::Satan: The devils of Gehenna are
::Satan: flustered after you came to Hell.
::Satan: Solomon and God were gone, and since the war with the angels began
::Satan: There wasn't much to be happy about. No wonder.
:: Does Satan like it, too?
:::Satan: Of course, I brought you here.
:::Satan: Now you're in Gehenna
:::Satan: They're plotting to keep you in their own country.
:::Satan: Before the war with angels, there may be strife over you.
:::Satan: That sounds fun, too. I'll never lose.
:: I started laughing more after meeting everyone
:::Satan: Kekeke.
:::Satan: When Solomon laughed, the devils gasped at his charm
:::Satan: But when you smile, the devils seem to laugh.
:::Satan: The obvious difference between you and Solomon is
:::Satan: Things like that.
:::Satan: I like that kind of thing.
::Satan: 
 
==Likeability Chats==
===Satan (Selfie)===
;At 56% Likeability
::Satan: I heard that your favorite body part
::Satan: Is the face.
:: That's only one of my 969696 preferences!
:::Satan: Hahaha
:::Satan: Then, I guess I can sometimes
:::Satan: Send you pictures of other body parts other than my face
:::Satan: Like the other devils who flatter you.
:: Yeah. The face is my favorite.
:::Satan: It's good to have certain preferences.
:::Satan: If you say so
:::Satan: I should target you in that direction.
:::Satan: Since I tend to work more on those who are already mine.
::Satan: 
 
===Satan (Bath)===
;At 56% Likeability
::Satan: Although I was in water that's lukewarm
::Satan: My temperature won't drop.
::Satan: I think it's because of you.
:: Don't tell me you caught a cold?! Were you in the water for too long?!
:::Satan: I don't catch things like colds.
:::Satan: But…
:::Satan: It looks like I've caught something more troublesome.
:::Satan: Although I know you're already mine,
:::Satan: My body keeps getting hot and I feel thirsty.
:: Meaning that you feel hot because of me…?
:::Satan: My insides boil when I see you.
:::Satan: My insides churn more hotly than when I'm angry.
:::Satan: My heart beats so fast that even Sitri will notice from outside the door
:::Satan: And I keep clenching my molars.
::Satan: You. You should be careful around me.
::Satan: Since I have no intention of being careful.
::Satan: So you should, at least.
::Satan: 
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