Dance Club

The dance club is where pinguz get mega drunk, so they start destroying the place and burning it on fire. That's how global warming started, those stupid b*tches ):<. Cockhopper came here and died in 3 seconds, and revived by eating a moldy banana. This place is very dangerous, so if you step your foot in there, your foot will never be seen again... OH SHI-
== The History Of This Hellish Place ==
It all started when Herbert the Pervert fails his 4567876543425678987627899873652678376th evil plan. He wants to have a whiskey, somehow thing it will increase his chances of ruling Club Penguin, and having a girlfriend. He builds a bar, which is The Nightclub, and before he could get into it, Mr. Bean Spleen pushes Herbert The Pervert off a sh!tty cliff full of puffle sh!t. Then the US army thanos snaps Mr. Bean Spleen out of existence, and gives it to Sensei, which first, he would turn into the salty splatoon, but made it into a bigger bar, becuz y not bruh? In the first 69 days of existence, everything was doing well, but on the 70th day, everything starting becoming hell... Because the day was past the funny number, everyone started to get furious, and wanted to sue the world. Sensei could not close down the bar, because if he did, all the pinguz will start insulting Sensei, the pinguz are f*cking stupid. in the 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th year of the bar, Pissa Simpson got angry, and farted on it, causing a massive earthquake, destroying 69.696969696969696969696969696969% of the island. Today, the bar is kept by Cockhopper as a pole party. Yoy. Somehow it got revived... SHI-Category:Shitty Restaurants