Kinda Blood Brothers

Kinda Blood Brothers is the 7th Kinda animation. It is set in Universe 16 in 1980s England and follows Mickey and Eddie, twins separated at birth, parodying the Willy Russell play of the same name. It was revealed on April 9th, 2021 and premiered a week later on April 16th. After the credits, it also featured a second animation - Red & Black.
== Characters ==
=== Main Characters ===
* Mickey
* Eddie
* Linda
* Mrs Johnstone
* Mrs Lyons
=== Side Characters ===
* Policeman
* Mr Johnstone
* Sammy
* Vyvyan
* Rick
* Neil
* Mike
* Margaret Thatcher
== Contributors ==
=== Character design ===
* Jet2Holidays - designed Mrs Johnstone
=== Voice actors ===
*LDthebadman as Mickey, Eddie and Policeman
* Captain Blossom as Linda
* Jammy Tekkerz as Child Mickey and Child Eddie
* Bobby as Child Linda
* molli as Mrs Lyons
* Tacocatcommunist as Mrs Johnstone
* frankf as Sammy
* Mr Graham as Mr Johnstone
* Stephan as Rick
* Lidela as Margaret Thatcher
== Events ==
One night at a trendy disco in Liverpool, Mrs Johnstone was dancing when she was approached by a flirtacious Mr Johnstone. However, before he could get more than a sentence in, Margaret Thatcher appeared and abolished trade unions, plunging Mrs Johnstone into a physical representation of poverty along with her fifteen children.
A few years later, Mrs Johnstone got a job working for the affluent Mrs Lyons. One day, she complained that she would not be able to afford feeding her children thanks to the addition of two new baby twins - Mickey and Eddie. Mrs Lyons' solution was to take Eddie and raise him as her own child, as well as fire Mrs Johnstone. Mrs Johnstone took solace in the fact that Mickey and Eddie would never meet and therefore never learn the truth of their separation.
Mickey and Eddie met as children on a playground and made a pact to become "blood brothers". When Mickey's brother Sammy came to ask for sweets, the two fled to another part of the playground where they met Mickey's best friend Linda hanging by a statue of Peter Pan. Linda decided to shoot the statue with her toy gun, but missed and hit the nearby patrolling Policeman. Realising her mistake, she passed the gun to Eddie and ran for it. The Policeman found the two boys with the toy gun and took them home to their mothers to punish them - at Mrs Johnstone's house he shouted at Mickey for his insolence, while at Mrs Lyons' he laughed Eddie's punishment off because of his wealth.
Mrs Lyons was reminded of Mrs Johnstone by looking at Eddie's face, and not wanting to be involved with the Johnstone family anymore, took Eddie to Skelmersdale. By coincidence, the Johnstones had moved there already, and Mickey stopped Eddie to take him to watch pornography, blowing Eddie's soft mind. Outside the cinema, Mickey happened upon Linda, who had also moved to Skelmersdale by chance, and proposed. Linda said yes and the two were married by Father Ted.
On their honeymoon, Mickey was approached by Sammy, who encouraged him to "do some crime". Mickey found himself robbing a bank alongside Sammy's cohort, Rick, who left him to keep watch. This got Mickey caught by the police and he was swiftly arrested and sent to prison. Mickey did not lament his loss of freedom, however, as he still had the love of his wife Linda. He then received a letter from Eddie informing him of the affair he had with Linda, and broke out of prison to kill him.
Linda witnessed Mickey taking a pistol from Sammy, and gathered Mrs Johnstone, Mrs Lyons and the Policeman to stop him. In this time, Mickey reached the Rich People Meeting, where he encountered Eddie alongside many other aristocrats. Mickey shot Edward dead, and seconds later, Mrs Johnstone arrived to tell him that they had been brothers all along. Seeing the dead body, the Policeman took it into his own hands and shot Mickey himself.
== Legacy ==
=== Linda ===
Linda, mourning the loss of the two boys she loved, went on to become the Guardian of Life thanks to the help of a time-travelling Carlson. Linda became an important figure in the battle against Paris.
=== The Young Ones ===
Rick, Vyvyan, Mike and Neil realised that Liverpool was not for them and moved elsewhere to cause further hijinks in an animation of their own - Kinda The Young Ones.
=== Paris ===
The deaths of Mickey, Edward and Mr Johnstone further fueled Paris's Shadow Monster army. Paris sent a Shadow Monster resembling Mr Johnstone to fight Linda days later.