Your Solar System

Your solar system is the Solar System You live in! That’s right you live here, specifically, Your Earth. This is a much duller place because you and your family are the only people who live here that are the only permanent residents! The nearest solar system is Our Solar System! It is the base type solar system consisting of 4 rocky planets and 4 gas giants, 2 asteroid belts and several dwarf planets, like the majority of solar systems in the Galaxy. This is because you are dumb and need such a system. Your mom came from a more elegant one with more planets. This system is 67 light years from the UnWorld and 3 light years from Our Solar System. It is also a Mechanus Alliance colony.
== Objects ==
=== The Sus ===
The sus is the main star of this solar system. It is an orange star, cooler than the sun at 4270 C and 70% the Sun’s mass and size. There are 8 planets that orbit it as well as comets, asteroids and a number of dwarf planets. It also known as Your Sun! You don’t get a yellow star like the Sun because you are dumb.
=== Curry München ===
also known as Curry Munich, it was originally known as Curry Muncher due to the large amount of curry produced there. However the name was offensive to India and Indian Chuck Norris created a petition on change.org (go check it out yourself). This planet is 0.37x the UnWorld’s diameter and symbolizes curry and Indian Chuck Norris. The small planet is covered in molten curry lava and it has an asteroid moon known as CM-DM1. 
=== Dessert Desert ===
A planet that is currently in the process of being terraformed because Your family is the richest in the galaxy even though you were from Stupid City before you moved here. It is known for its massive desert factories that produce all sorts of foodstuffs like ice cream, cake, donuts, and stuff like that, even Sweet Cap'n Cakes has their own CD Bagel factory here. It was a lot like Venus before it was terraformed. 
=== Your Earth ===
Also known as Your Unworld, this is where you live and it represents stupidity. You are the ruler of this planet and you are a bad leader because you are a dumbass person. That’s right, you heard it, You are the Führer of this place. Your family is the only people who live there besides You. This is pretty much a typical habitable planet. Even though your family consists of a few dozen people, your family also is the richest in the UnUniverse even though you were born in Stupid City. This is the reason why despite a small population, there are OVAH 9000 factories and robots that dot this place, and this planet has no fresh air. 
=== I-Ready World ===
Yes I-ready happens here despite this being a desert planet. The planet is where your slaves who want independence the I-Ready characters, they like most of the other slaves in this system don’t have a citizenship. I ready is the worst learning thing in the whole UnUniverse, only the Teletubbies like this. So you are always going to suffer from this as you are the supreme leader (I mean it) of this entire solar system. This place also has OVAH 9000 sandstorms occur on any given area on this planet every day. 
=== Dense Rocks ===
A asteroid belt between I-Ready world and Speakerman Paradise.
=== Speakerman Paradise ===
A brown dwarf, a type of planet that is so massive it could been a star if it just grew just a bit more massive. It has a mass of 54x Jupiter and is 1.5x Larger. It symbolizes Titan Speakerman because he frequently goes here for vacations even though he doesn’t have your permission to go here. And oh, he is one of the illegal residents in this system, and the only other person who has a citizenship here besides you and your family. The planet has a ring system that doesn’t appear in the picture at the top of the page because they didn’t know it existed. 
=== Shared Titan ===
A Saturn mass gas giant shared by Titan Cameraman, Titan Speakerman, and Titan TV Man. It is teal in color due to titan cameraman saying blue was his favorite color and he released blue food coloring into the atmosphere but it failed somehow due to discoloration from organic hazes, so it turn a shade of teal. To this day, the titans take vacations to the planet. 
=== YOUR ÄYNIS ===
A Uranus like gas giant with an amazing color of teal. It represents titan Cameraman. It is where the robots your family owns are dumped when they get too old to operate in your family’s OVAH 9000 factories across Your Solar System. It smells like farts there and you will die if you inhale it. So be careful of what you choose to visit. This planet is also open to tourism. 
=== Titan Cameraman’s Haven ===
Titan cameraman gets this Neptune size planet all to himself. This planet represents him just like YOUR ÄYNIS. We all love him so that’s why he gets this planet all to himself and he goes here for vacation. Your family is trying to get rid of him but no he will always take vacations even after you make him an illegal visitor. 
=== The Cooper Belt ===
Your family created this asteroid belt by dumping dead robots in orbit around the Sus. It has 122 dwarf planets (including dwarf planet candidates) The 5 largest being Dickey, PoDipLaWinky, Titty-Witty, Speakerdude and dop dop dop yes yes.
=== Planet XeXe ===
A gas Giant the size of Jupiter hypothesized to exist beyond the Cooper Belt. If it exists it would explain why the orbits of the dwarf planets are so messed up. A 2018 study showed that the planet did not exist and was just an artifact of Speakerman Paradise’s gravity. 
== Trivia ==
* The total population is 23 (Ovah 9000 million if you count the robots and the titans as residents)
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