Annoying Orange: Grape Expectations/Transcript

-[distorted voice]: Pear... I am your father.
-Please. Stop.
-[distorted voice]: Father.
-Stop it!
-What? Are you not a "fan"? [laughs]
[distorted voice]: Father.
-[grumbles] -Yo, shut the mouth.
-Yeesh. Talk about a "sour" grape. [laughs]
-Not for long. Ah, yeah. Gotta get my tan on.
-Dude! You can't smoke in here. [laughs]
[flames erupt]
-Whoo! Look at me and my perfect tan.
I am beautiful.
-I don't get it.
You grapes really think you look better all crinkly?
-Absolutely.
The darker the tan, the hotter I am.
-The wrinklier the skin, the sexier I am.
-First you get your tan on, then you get your swag on.
-Whoop-whoop! -Whoa!
Now, those are some "grape" expectations. [laughs]
-Whatevs. You just jealous of my bodacious physique.
-Yeah, that orange's skin is so smooth
you can play ice hockey on it. [laughs]
-Hey! That's cold. [laughs]
-Orange's skin is so smooth, he's uglier than Yogi.
-(grapes) Oh!
-[Yogi]Hey! Not cool!
-Whoa! An albino raisin.
-No, I'm covered in yogurt. That's why they call me Yogi.
This yogurt is like sunblock.
No matter how hard I try, I can't get wrinkly.
-Which makes him different. -Which makes us laugh.
[all laugh]
-[groans] -Don't listen to him, Yogi.
[flames erupt]
-Oh yeah! Look who got his swag on!
-[groans in disgust] Stop!
-Hey, guys, I'm, uh, I'm kind of having second thoughts here.
-Don't listen to him, grape.
-Yeah, they're just a bunch of baby-faced haters.
-I don't wanna.
[flames erupt]
Look at my wrinkles! Look at 'em!
-Okay. Somebody needs to call a doctor.
-Well, I know a good "shrink." [laughs]
-What? Don't like looking at beautiful beach bodies?
Fine. Come on, raisins. Let's roll.
-Um... I can't.
-It's the wrinkles. The wrinkles won't roll.
-Hey! Hey, raisins, hey! -What?
-I think I just had a "bright" idea.
-Bet that's a first. -No, for reals, yo.
You wanna hear? -Fine. What is it?
-Magnifying glass.
[raisins screaming in agony]
-Eww! Do you smell that?
Something really "shrinks." [laughs, then grimaces]
-Okay. I've seen enough.
-Whoa! That was crazy!
-Yogi! You're not smokey!
-It's my yogurt sunblock.
It saved me from those harmful rays.
-You know, guys?
I think we learned a few valuable lessons today.
-I know I did. Take it from me, kids:
winners always wear sunscreen.
-And we also learned that peer pressure
is no match for high self-esteem.
-Yeah, and I learned that stars love yogurt.
-Wait. What?
[star laughs evilly]
[Yogi screaming]
[Orange and Pear scream]
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!
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