Camp Patrick (episode)

This is the fifth episode of Patrick's Playground.
(Patrick is setting up a tent outside his rock)
Patrick: There we go, all nice and sturdy. What's next on my checklist? (thinking) A fire! Got it. (he pulls out a magnifying glass and some sticks and starts using them to make a fire, which sets himself on fire) AAAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS!
(He turns into ashes and shrivels up. Cut to Patrick setting up his sleeping bag)
Patrick: Ah, the joys of camping. Setting up… the damn… sleeping bag! There, that's it.
(Suddenly, a sea spider bites him in the leg)
Patrick: OW! Who bit me?! (sees the spider) AAAHHH! SEA SPIDER! (attempts to kill it with the sleeping bag, to no avail)
Sea spider: Feel the wrath of the ARACHNID FAMILY!
(a bunch of other sea spiders are suddenly alongside the lone spider)
Patrick: Oh crud! What do I do now?
Sea spider: Give up? You're outnumbered 69 to 1!
Patrick: No, I don't give up like that! Plus that number is too good to pass up.
Sea spider: Then face the almighty wrath of my army! Charge!
(All the sea spiders run towards Patrick)
Patrick: Oh no no no! This isn’t what I wanted to happen! Uhh… (jumps over the spiders, squishing them by accident)
Sea spider: NO! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO JUMP! (dies)
Patrick: (shrugs) Oh well. (whistles and continues to set up his camping site, when a much bigger sea spider forms in the distance)
Patrick: What… is…? (he notices the giant sea spider) OH GOD!
Giant sea spider: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME NOW! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!
Patrick: Uhh… what now?
Giant sea spider: GIVE UP!
Patrick: No! Never!
(he spots SpongeBob blowing bubbles near his house, and he runs over to him)
SpongeBob: Hiya Pat, what do you want?
Patrick: I need that bubble wand!
SpongeBob: For what?
Patrick: Geez there's no time! (snatches the wand away from him)
SpongeBob: If you say so.
(Patrick runs back over to the giant spider, and blows a giant bubble that encases it)
Giant sea spider: Wait what?! NOOOO! (the bubble pops and turns the sea spider back into several smaller ones) We give up... 
Patrick: Good. (he sees something else in the distance) What's that?
Prickles the worm: (gibberish)
Patrick: Eh, it's nothing. (steps on Prickles, ending the episode)
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