Danville Square Dance

"Danville Square Dance" is a song performed by a square dance caller and Candace Flynn in the episode, "Mind Share". Candace takes over from the caller in order to lead the alien criminals back to the mind sharing platform.
== Lyrics ==
:Square dance caller: Do-si-do with all your might
:Join elbows and circle right
:Now join hands with the lady fair
:And promenade her around the fair
:Pick it up now!
:You're lookin' good out there
:Now promenade your lady fair
:...
:Now join hands with the lady fair
:And promenade her around the fair
:Pick it up now!
:Allemande with the old left hand
:Hand over hand and heel over heel
:The faster you go, the better you feel!
:Now allemande right, tip her to and fro
:Duck on under, don't be slow
:Two more times then turn around,
:Lift her up and set her down!
:Now grab hands and-AIYEE!!
:(Candace pushes the caller away and takes his megaphone)
:Candace: Listen up, dweebs, and listen good:
:You're gonna do what I say you should
:If you're a reptile, four by four,
:All join hands and head for the door!
:That's right! Cross on through there.
:Out the door and all turn west,
:Together now, don't be a pest
:Wait right here for all of us;
:We're about to board the Main Street bus
:...
:I'm gonna get my brothers back,
:You cosmic kleptomaniacs!
:So get on up with a hop and a spring,
:Climb on up on the... the...
:Oh, what the heck did Phineas call that thing?
:Oh, what did he call it? The... the transfer stage arena, the mind swap place, the... the, um...
:Oh, I remember!
:Climb on up that platform thing!
Category:Songs
Category:Season 4 Phineas and Ferb songs
Category:Group songs