Monster Energy

MΦNSTER ENERGY AKA Monster Energy is a drink similar to Coffee or Red Bull as it makes you party all night; that's why they call it BLACK MONSTER in Russia. But this one is in a big can and comes in many flavors and drinking too many will unleash the beast inside the can as you go crazy. It does not give you wings though; that's Red Bull, and this one gives you a bigger boost at the expense of no wings. Monster comes in way too many flavors + coffee flavor for people who hate the taste of it. Unlike Mountain Dew, this is what is known as an "energy drink", or non-bitter coffee.
Monster is very popular among edgelords, chronically online people, Astolfo, people who are in school and people who like emo music, etc. Students like it because some hate the taste of coffee but want to bounce off the walls, emo kids like it because of how cool the can looks and the rest is probably redundant. Did I mention that it also comes in GIANT resealable cans? 
== Flavors ==
File:Monster ultra white .webp|Ultra (zero ultra for UnAmericans) has no sugar, tastes like lemonade and is widely known as the GOAT
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