119430-12-2-14-0-to-50-tldr

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Hello, and welcome to the 0-50 TL;DR.  This week features three guys I'm assuming Tony pulled off a tour bus in L.A.  They begin the show wisely avoiding his germs.  They all know that nobody can actually afford medical treatment in this country.  This stream is unusually long at an hour and 15 minutes, so let's get started.  At this rate, I won't even post this until two days after it is finished recording.  And everyone will mistakenly think I did this late...
 
-Tony begins by saying technical problems are preventing the European community team from overthrowing his fascist dicta-... engaging in the stream.  The technical issue may be related to them having to use Frost's old mic.  I smell sabotage...
 
-Tony laments that we seem to be hurting his self-confidence.  The stream contends that Tony's poor Wildstar skills seem to be hurting our ability to encourage him.  He is level 10.
 
-YOU HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO BUY THE GAME FOR IT'S SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED PRICE! ... Which would have been a late reminder on my part even if I'd managed to get this up on time...
 
-At the end of the stream, he says he will give away one, and only one, Rowsdower plushie.  Don't you love Christmas, Mr Scrooge?
 
-Tony begins by performing the complex and time-consuming task of crafting a basic weapon.  He tells the stream he is not a great crafter.  We believe him.  He makes a spectacle of himself.  Literally!  The EU team begins taking pictures.
 
-Tony relates that he cannot wait to get a house.  Just a poor gang member from south California wishing he could escape the crushing poverty of life on the streets and own his own land.  Hopefully you can get those next four levels, Tony.
 
-Tony comes upon a spider den.  I think all of us are suddenly reminded that Tony hates spiders.  And moistness.  He hates seeing moistness and spiders at all times.
 
 
 
 
 
 
-Tony appears to have learned more than two abilities.  Or at least he says he is.  I'm watching him spam his Quick Draw, but he says he is using all of his buttons.  His UI must be really advanced to not be showing his abilities cooling down.  Apparently, he's too cool for Lopps.
 
-Tony begins jumping around on the vines.  We hear no Tarzan roar.  Him get no internetz.
 
-Suddenly, Tony awoke to find a spirit hovering above him.  He tells him that three spirits will visit him this night to cure him of his miserly play.  The first appears to be the Ghost of Tony Blair inhabiting the body of English EU Community Manager Anlath.  Tony immediately begins to play havoc with his microphone.  He attempts to sabotage Anlath, but it's hard to silence him.
 
-Tony intimates that he is already good at the game.  Anlath immediately points out that he is nothing without his gang.  Tony doesn't think he needs any training.  Anlath reminds him that education is the best economic policy there is.
 
-Tony promises the stream he will get to shiphand level by the end of the week.  Anlath says even Tony might be able to do them someday.  TONY TELLS ANLATH TO GO BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM!  Tony's insensitive to foreigners that way.
 
-Anlath relates that he has seen and passed along feedback from Bazeleel's video.  He continues that they really appreciate the feedback, that they take these things to heart, and they would like to make sure they support the community better.  He sounds very professional, polite, and relatable.  Tony asks why dey trollin'.  Dey mad brah?
 
-Anlath makes the sacrilegious point that you should tell the devs both the things you don't like and things you do like together as constructive feedback.  He has also apparently turned his housing plot into a private detective's agency.
 
-Anlath is completely unimpressed by the size of Tony's rocks.  Anlath takes some time to patronize Tony's housing plans, and looks justifiably surprised when Tony almost correctly pronounces "patronize".  Instead, Tony is saying "... pat my arm..."  The moment is past.  Anlath gives him a gold star anyway for his Dick Van *cupcake* cockney accent.
 
-Although the team may not be able to connect EU and NA servers so we can visit each others' housing plots, the dev team is looking at ways to better connect and interact on housing plots.
 
-Dude, even Timetravel is leveling Tony.  I almost feel sorry for him.  Almost.  Anlath waxes poetic about putting together the cosplay competition.
 
-Anlath suddenly breaks out an excellent southern drawl.  Tony patronizes him for his voice acting.  Tony should go cower in a corner after hearing his cockney accent.
 
-Anlath picks out a comment saying that I think he sounds like Tony Blair and they mention these TL;DRs.  He thinks that's a horrible thing to say and that I'm a cruel man.  Remember, Anlath, power without principle is barren, but principle without power is futile.
 
-Tony subtly implies he likes the noises Anlath makes.  Anlath seems markedly uncomfortable after that remark.  I think we all are, Anlath.  Tony later disappoints Anlath with his poor targeting.  Anlath treats him like a child.  Anlath asks if Tony can make British noises.  Everyone wonders what that is.  I think what they are talking about is the mixture of laughter and wail of despair that follows a Frankie Boyle joke at the Royal Variety Performance.  And that's an obscure reference!
 
-Hey, Anlath really is like Tony Blair!  He's listening to comments from a rich white guy!  He does say that they are definitely working on something for same-faction BGs, though he isn't sure when it will arrive.
 
-Anlath tries to get Tony to try drugs again.  Just when he's getting clean and chasing the dream of a house, Anlath's trying to get him to hang with Lopp.
 
-Both stream and devs agree we need Kurg mounts.  Anlath suggest Tony try some explorer path missions.  Tony threatens to kill Anlath like he killed Frost!  Anlath explains to the stream that in Nexus, he would demolish Tony, but his hands simply aren't big enough to fight Tony in the real world.  Out here in Ohio, we call those "beaver paws", Anlath.
 
-Anlath relays from Timetravel that they will be doing multiqueues.  There's a lot of back end work to bring that to us, but it is coming.  Tony is banned from table dancing.  We all agree that's the way to go.  Tony says he has a gang.  Anlath says he isn't the leader.  Obviously not, he's the one doing the table dancing.
 
-ANLATH WANTS HIS INFO, BRO!  Apparently, Bronn is the BA of the EU A-Team.  That will become ironically funny soon.  Anlath relates that he got in trouble for using a word that isn't bad in Europe, but is horrible in America.  Speculation in the stream proves fruitless, though I stand by my original guess of "Raider."  It means something totally different in south California, and nothing of any merit.
 
-Tony really, really regrets walking into the spider cave.  Anlath is told he has a heavy British accent.  Yeah, Anlath, quit hamming it up!  I recommend he goes John Bishop on the stream so no one understands him.  Instead, he gives us a John Lennon.  I suppose sometimes it's better to lose and do the right thing than to win and do the wrong thing.  Well played, Anlath.
 
-Anlath departs, and is replaced by Bronn, the Ghost of German Politeness.  He introduces himself as the Ghost of Mark Wahlberg.  He doesn't do himself any favors by offering to give Tony a hug as soon as he sits down.  Tony says he's more of a Matt Damon than a Mark Wahlberg.  Tony wants him closer.  Bronn asks about his shower.  Anlath breaks up this romantic moment by shooting Tony.  It's like West Side Story.
 
-Bronn wonders if Tony is reading the quest text.  Tony is IGNORING THE HARD WORK BEING PUT INTO THE GAME BY OUR LORE AND LOCALIZATION TEAMS, DAMNIT!
 
-Tony laments the little spiders popping out of eggs.  I wonder what that looks like in real life.
 
 
 
 
 
 
-Bronn's anecdote is that he is the only one with a driver's license on the EU team.  What he should have said was that he was the only one whose license hadn't been suspended on the EU team.  Bronn offers Tony a ride.  Tony says he hasn't seen how well Bronn drives.  Tony says maybe Bronn should see his driving skills.  Bronn immediately wonders when Tony was going to take him shopping.  This relationship has moved quickly.
 
-An actual quote from Bronn, "By the way, I got the suggestion that I should say 'look out' to you more often just to make you nervous while playing the game, so look out, please."  I don't think Bronn understands how this works....  To be fair, Tony doesn't need to be scared any more than he is.  I'm pretty sure he's firing at his allied Espers' telekinetic spiders.  Bronn tries another half-hearted "look out."  I'm starting to think that the stream, in a strange, racist way, really wants Bronn to scream "LOOK OUT!" in a German accent so we can get this Schwarzenegger party rolling.
 
-Another actual quote from Bronn, "You know, spiders are really, really important for our ecosystems, man."  Come on, Tony, they're protecting you from mosquitos and stuff!  Bronn suggests Tony should have a pet house spider and calls it Itsy Bitsy.  Tony comments back that he sprays spider killing chemicals like an overprotective mother sprays Lysol.
 
-Bronn starts to caress the Rowsdower plushie.  Tony stops him from going too far.  We really don't need to have anyone touching a doll here in the stream; it's going to the contest winner.
 
-Bronn relates that the devs may introduce a somewhat easier raid.  Maybe.  Possibly.  Not definitely.  Certainly not soon.  But might be.  Timetravel does not seem happy about the idea.
 
-Tony talks about how nice it is to eat food with Bronn.  Seems a little insensitive.  Bronn asks Tony to protect the Rowsdower, since Youmukon hates them.
 
-Youmukon, French community manager, joins Tony as the Ghost of WTF.  He immediately turns his nose up at Tony's disgusting, slovenly, uncultured playstyle.  Tony's poor LAS rotation skills make him positively sick.
 
-Youmukon reaches down to show Tony that there is a "r" key, and it activates the innate ability.  Welcome to the civilized world, Tony!
 
-I lose the plushie giveaway.  So do most of us.  God bless us, everyone!
 
-Youmukon relates that they give us news that a fix is coming as soon as they get it, but they often don't know when they're coming long in advance, hence the short notice we sometimes get.  He also says that they usually post the patch notes afterwards because that's when they're useful.  We have the perfect example of why that's a good idea with the last fix having to be unrolled again when something happened during maintenance.
 
-Youmukon sneers at Tony's spamming of Quick Draw.  No ignite?  No Wild Barrage?  Youmukon voices the disdain we all have.  HE SAYS YOU WILL DIE ALONE WITH NO FRIENDS, TONY!  NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU AFTER SEEING YOU PLAY!
 
-Tony and his gang seem to reenact the scene from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, when Tony tries to take credit for someone else's great damage.
 
-Tony says he hears us saying, "Man, we'll have kids before you're level 50!"  I think Dakota Fanning will run for President of the U.S. before Tony gets to 50.
 
-Tony is so close... so close... almost there.... he's whispering inexplicably... LEVEL 11!
 
 
-Youmukon lets Tony know that going 1-10 is NOT the same as going 40-50.  Urgh, his enthusiasm for his one level fills Youmukon with the feeling of slimy spiders erupting from eggs in his stomach.
 
Right, that's it.  We're finished.  It's late, this was a long one, and I'm going to bed before I go Skwisgaar Skwigelf on this stream.  Goodnight.	
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			I think I gotta watch this one. I want to see the Euro team =)	
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			It was enjoyable; I want to thank the developers and community team for answering questions and making it a fun time for all.	
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