Recruiting Commences

Recruiting Commences is the thirty-first episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on January 8, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(The trio is now in the cave, exploring)
Matchy: This place looks deserted. I could’ve sworn there were people here a minute or two ago.
Purple: They’re probably hiding from us. Must have heard us talking or something.
Crazy: (yelling) Anyone here?! (the sound of his voice echoes back into his eardrums, shaking him) Ow!
???: Hey, can you keep it down? We’re having lunch!
Matchy: Sorry. Hey, who are you exactly?
???: I’m Polar.
Crazy: Polar?! She’s alive?
Polar: Apparently so. This is where old citizens of Fanonland lie.
Doctor Bugs: Hi.
Rocky: Wait, why the hell am I here?
Polar: Use your psychic powers for good, not for gags.
Rocky: Okay. See ya. (disappears)
Matchy: Anyone else’s brains exploding right now?
Crazy: (malfunctioning) Does not compute. O. o. O. o my god.
Bluebunny: Anyways, let’s get these idiots outta here. I don’t want them to know I said the ToU-breaking worse three times last night.
Matchy: You wat now
Bluebunny: You never heard me.
Crazy: Matchy, I just had a genius idea. How about we recruit people from here to stop DA BAAAD GUUUUY.
Matchy: Duh. Let’s do it.
Polar: After what Jasbre has done to us, do you really think that’s a good idea? Also I have no idea what reference you just made.
Matchy: You wouldn’t understand. You’d been living under a rock… literally.
Polar: oh.
Doctor Bugs: Who is the BAAAD GUUUY anyway?
Crazy: I forget.
Matchy: His name is Ingot. Also, regarding Jasbre, I have no idea where he is. Probably ran off somewhere.
Polar: Good riddance.
Matchy: So what do you say? Are you willing to help Fanonland go back to normal again?
Doctor Bugs: Sure why not. I have literally nothing else to do with my life.
Polar: Now that Jasbre’s gone, sure.
Matchy: Great. Any other takers?
Squidnerd: I’m in!
Matchy: Excellent. Let’s go and take back the Fanonland!
Purple: Hooray! I’m still here, by the way!
(Everyone hurrahs as they follow Matchy and Crazy)
(Meanwhile…)
Jasbre: For the last goddamn time, hand me over YOUR GODDAMN ID!
Rocky: I just crapped my pants
Jasbre: I don’t give a shit… literally… now hand over your ID before you get beheaded.
Rocky: Alright alright, jesus! You’re insane, man! (hands over his ID)
Jasbre: Thanks. I’ll take this from your hands.
Rocky: What are you gonna do with it?
Jasbre: That’s classified.
(Rocky makes a suspicious look on his face, and Jasbre pretends he didn’t see it)
(At a secret organization)
Member 1: So as I was saying, this one person kept saying the F word. The F word! I had to ban him from the country permanently. Next offense is an execution.
Member 2: Good riddance.
Member 3: Hear, hear.
Jasbre: Hello. I have arrived.
Member 4: Welcome, Jasbre. Have you gotten the IDs?
Jasbre: I sure have. All three of them.
Member 4: Three? I thought there were more citizens in Fanonland.
Jasbre: Well, you see, the others either ran off or were imprisoned.
Member 4: And who imprisoned the others?
Jasbre: I honestly don’t know.
Member 4: Well, then. It doesn’t matter as long as they are all imprisoned. We have special plans for Fanonland, I tell you. Very special plans.
Jasbre: I see, sir.
Member 4: You have done a job well done, Jasbre. You may eat now.
Jasbre: Okay, sir. (he goes over to the kitchen to grab some grub)
Member 1: Now, what should we talk about next?
Member 3: Uhh… let’s banish a random staff member from the global wheel of death!
Member 2: Ooh, that’s always fun.
(Member 3 stands up and spins the wheel nearby, and it lands on Jasbre’s face)
Member 4: Jasbre! The wheel has spoken! You are now no longer part of the staff team!
Jasbre: What?! But I just got here!
Member 4: Do what the wheel says. Leave.
(Jasbre storms out of the building)
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