Andrew: The Sky is Falling/Transcript

This is the Transcript for “Andrew: The Sky is Falling”.
=== Opening Logos ===
(The Rosie Brothers Logo is seen then cuts to The FullyBlox Studios Logo which is red and yellow, then it cuts to The Carlo Bear Studios Logo, then fades to black, ready for the film to begin).
=== Opening Scenes from films ===
Andrew’s Father: [voice over; clears throat] Now, where to begin? [clicks tongue] How 'bout, "Once upon a time"?
[door slams and cuts to black]
Andrew’s Father: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do somethin' else. [gasps] I got it, I got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie!
[opening to Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile plays briefly, then dies out]
Andrew’s Father: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?
[cuts to a Storybook Opening]
Andrew’s Father: Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before?
[brakes screech]
Andrew’s Father: Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?
=== The Sky is Falling! ===
Andrew Martin: (ringing the school bell and says) Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Jack Paul and cover! You're all in danger!
Tom: Ah!
[babies crying]
[grunting]
Andrew Martin: Run for cover!
[steer bellows]
Andrew Martin: Run for your lives!
[squealing]
[ringing]
[siren wails]
Andrew Martin : Emergency! Emergency!
[screaming]
Ryan: Whoa!
Both: Whoa!
All: Aaah!
[babies crying]
Andrew Martin: (O.S.) Run for your lives!
Female Citizen: Look out! Take cover!
[Raiders of the Lost Ark Theme]
[car horns honking]
[screaming]
Andrew Martin: Run for cover!
=== Firemen Arrives and News Report ===
Firefighter: [coughs] Andrew Martin! What is it? What's going on?
Andrew Martin: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Tom: The sky is falling?
Kai: Are you crazy?
Andrew Martin: No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
Andrew’s Father: No. Son? What?
Andrew Martin: It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. It's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere.....somewhere on the ground. It was shaped Iike that!
Kylie: It Iooks Iike a stop sign?
Andrew Martin: Yes! Only it doesn't say "stop" and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It Iooked Iike a stop sign.
Person: Wait What's that?
Andrew’s Father: Son, is this what hit you?
Andrew Martin: Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!
Andrew’s Father: A piece of a sky. It's OK, everyone! There's been, Iike, a Iittle mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A Iittle acorn that hit my son.
Andrew Martin: No! Dad, no.
Andrew’s Father: Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.
Reporter 1: Andrew Martin! What were you thinkin'?
Reporter 2: Why put your town's safety in jeopardy?
Reporter 3: How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
Andrew Martin: But it... a big acorn Ievel fluh.
Kai: What did he say?
Andrew Martin: A big acorn Ievel fluh...
[Reporter 2] It was a big acorn?
[Reporter 3] An ape throwing coleslaw?
Andrew Martin: A big acorn Ievel fluh...
[man] Gesundheit!
News: Ladies and gentlemen. it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.
Milo: Come on, Buck! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!
Andrew’s Father: Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...
Andrew Martin: No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn. It was... it was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me.
Andrew’s Father: [chuckling] A movie. A movie. They're makin' a movie. When? When will everybody forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it... ...and the Web site, the commemorative plates. ...and the Web site, the commemorative plates.
- You saw them, right?
- Yeah. I saw them.
Can't eat off 'em.
- They're not microwave-safe.
- Billborads! You saw the billboards?
Andrew Martin: I saw them.
Andrew’s Father: Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I knew it was only a matter of time. Billboards I could Iive with. Posters I could even Iive with. But a bumper sticker. It's... it's Iike glued on forever.
Andrew Martin: It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I've got a plan.
Andrew’s Father: Yeah, about that. Well, remember how I told you it would be better for you to Iay Iow, don't call attention to yourself? Right?
Andrew Martin: Yes, but I...
Andrew’s Father: See, it's Iike a game. Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek, except the goal is never to be found, ever!
Andrew Martin: [stammering]
Andrew’s Father: Great! [chuckles] Now, we've got a plan, right? I'II see ya Iater! Remember, Iay Iow.
Andrew Martin: Yeah. OK. Bye.
=== One Little Slip/Andrew Martin Chasing the Bus ===
Child: Look, Papa! There's the crazy teenager!
Kai: Yes, it is! Crazy teenager. You're so smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!
Andrew Martin: That's it. Today is a new day.
- [brakes squeaking]
- [honks horn]
[Iaughing and cheering]
[# Barenaked Ladies: One Little Slip plays in the background].
# It was a recipe for disaster
# A four-course meal of "No sirree"
# It seemed that happily ever after
[horn honking]
# Was happy everyone was after me
# It was a cup of good intentions
# A tablespoon of one big mess
# A dash of overreaction
# A dash of overreaction
# And I assume you know the rest
# And I assume you know the rest
# One little slip
# One little slip
# It was a fusion of confusion
# With a few confounding things
# I guess I probably took
the wrong direction
[snorts]
# Well I admit I might've
missed a sign or two
# I took a right turn at confusion
# A left when I should've gone
straight on through
# I ran ahead with my assumptions
# And we all know
what that can do
# One little slip
# One little slip
# It was a fusion of confusion
# And a few confounding things
# I get the feeling in this town
I'll never live 'til I live down
# The one mistake that seems
to follow me around
# But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize
# This guy's about to try
to learn to fly
# Or hit the ground
[school bell ringing]
How's it going?
# It was a cup of good intentions
# A tablespoon of one big mess
# A dash of overreaction
# And I assume you know the rest
[screaming]
# One little slip
# One little slip
# It was a humble little stumble
# With a big ungraceful
# One little slip
# One little slip
# It was a fusion of confusion
with a few confounding things #
- [rattling]
- [banging]
[Andrew Martin sighing]
[scraping]
- [bell ringing]
- [students chattering]
Mrs. Annie: Ahem. Very well. Miley Anderson.
Miley: Present, pretty, punctual.
Mrs. Annie: Micheal Jakeson.
Micheal: Perfect!
Mrs. Annie: Jake the youngest Tweenie.
Jake: Present and accounted for, Mrs. Annie. Oop! Dropped my pencil!
Miley: Loser!
Mrs. Annie: Henry Anderson.
Henry: Here.
Mrs. Annie: Maya Clarkston.
Maya: Here.
Mrs. Annie: Carl Anderson.
Carl: Here.
Mrs. Annie: Icy the Kitten.
Icy: Yo.
Mrs. Annie: Toby Pabloson. Quite. Annie Junior.
Henry: Andrea.
Mrs. Annie: CIass! I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
Andrea: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mrs. Annie.
Mrs. Annie: Yah! You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly... uh, Andrea. - Where was I?
Henry: Andrea.
Mrs. Annie: Oh, yes. Ahem! Andrew Martin.
Micheal: he’s here
Mrs. Annie: Hmm.
Maya: [coughing] Gary again.
Mrs. Annie: Gary again. Hmm. CIass, turn to page 62 and translate each word in Mutton. [clears throat] He.
Class: Whoa.
Mrs. Annie: She.
Class: Whoa.
Mrs. Annie: They.
Class: Whoa.
Mrs. Annie: We.
Class: Whoa
COMING SOON