Sisters of Parvos/Quotes/LichA

Business Sister of Parvos voice lines.
==Birth of a Sister==
These voice lines are affected by the weapon's element used to kill the Sister Candidate.
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*"So you can slap, I slap harder." 
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*"I was stunning before, I admit it. But now... I'm a whole different kind of hot..." 
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*"I'm getting a reputation for giving people the cold shoulder." 
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*"You murdered me, but now I have that whole "harness the power of lightning" thing, so... it's not all bad." 
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*"I'm not entirely sure what *kind* of poison this is, but I did see one guy throw up so hard he pretty much inverted." 
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*"Crank those shields all you want, it won't make any difference to me." 
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*"Here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna fight, you'll try to outsmart me, I'll flood you with a ton of radiation, and watch you die from some kind of catastrophic metastasis." 
==After Logging In==
*"My sisters don't like me that much because I get things done. You're next on my list." 
*"You don't really think you can beat me, do you?" 
*"Ah, the lout of the Lotus. Is today the day you push your luck too far?" 
*"I like you! I have the most fun with idiots and mean people, and you're both." 
*"Well, you tried killing me and look how that turned out. I guess you aren't the right tool for the job." 
*"Get me numbers of the most humiliating ways to murder Tenno. Top five. Wait... you're not my assistant!" 
*"You think anyone can be a Sister of Parvos? Uh-uh, no. Only the best of the best." 
==In Sister Profile==
*Dialogue is randomly pulled from #Birth of Sister, #After Logging In, #Spawning, and #Taunts sections.
==Navigating controlled sectors in the Star Chart==
*"I claim this system in the name of me." 
*"I'll take that." 
*"All forces, claim this Sector in the name of Parvos Granum. And the rest of the Corpus, of course." 
*"While they kiss one hand... I'll take with the other. This sector is now under my control." 
*"Thanks! I'll take it." 
*"Hey, Vala honey. Guess who got a Sector? Don't hate me too much." 
==Completing a Mission on an affected Node ==
*"I swear to the Void, if you were any dumber you'd be a mineral." 
*"I'm taking your stuff." 
*"Whatever, just give me your money." 
*"Boo hoo, wah wah. Is this all you have?" 
==After Revealing a Requiem Mod / Upgrade Rank of the Sister==
*"Ugh, you make this so hard to watch. Closer... closer..." 
*"Please. Boring. Warmer... closer... over... no, not..." 
*"If you intend to find me, you'll need to do better than that." 
*"Colder... Colder... Ha! You actually believed me?" 
==Fighting the Sister==
===Spawning===
*"Bet you didn't think you were gonna bump into me today." 
*"Oh honey, when you go up against the Sisterhood, you swim with sharks." 
*"First rule of success: if you think things are going well, you've overlooked something. Hello?" 
*"Kinda sucks that you only get experience after you need it, huh? Prepare for an experience." 
*"I think we need to talk about your attitude." 
===Taunts===
*"Get ready to make the biggest mistake of your career." 
*"Hey sweetie, guess what? By the time I'm done with you, you'll never form a consonant again." 
*"By the time I'm done with you, you're gonna look like a normal person REFLECTED IN A PUDDLE!" 
*"Blah blah blah." 
*"I think you should take some me time and DROP DEAD!" 
*"Oh, Vala is going to be so livid when she hears it was me who took you out!" 
*"This is really bad idea on your part." 
===After Health Bar Segment is depleted and Hound Self-Detonates===
*"Hound, explode immediately!" 
*"Hound, detonate yourself. It'll be a mercy." 
===One Health Bar Left / After Attacking with Correct Requiem Mod===
*"Want some advice? This sucks." 
*"Ha ha, yeah, you're about as funny as a broken ankle." 
*"I know, me asking for mercy is totally hypocritical, and I hate hypocrites. But I am one, so I'm okay with that. Don't kill me!" 
*"Well, this is humiliating." 
===Downing a Player===
*"Well look who decided to take a dip in beautiful Lake Moron." 
*"You know, when a smart person is on their deathbed, they find another bed, but not you. Oh, no." 
*"What were you thinking? The inside of your head must be, like, all strobe lights and circus music." 
*"Awww... Sad... You get one life and spend it doing everything wrong. Awww....." 
===Killing a Player===
*"I can make a better opponent by stuffing Clem's pajamas with rags." 
*"I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's getting worse." 
*"You're about as convincing as someone who stars in their own commercials." 
===Failing a Requiem Attempt ===
*"I know, I know. I know! Oh, you! Thank you!" 
*"A promotion? (gasps) Spectacular!" 
*"Thank you. I deserve this." 
*"I just want to thank everyone who helped me get here. Now that I've achieved this promotion, you're all fired and I'm buying real friends." 
*"Well, isn't that just lovely?" 
====If ranking to 5====
*"Finally, I get what I'm owed. Ultimate power. Feels good and it looks good on me. Mm-hmm. Now, down to business." 
*"Yes! Yes! This is me, Sisters, how I was always meant to be. There is a new goddess atop the mountain, baby, and you're looking at her. Go ahead... touch me... I'm real!" 
====Mercy Killing a Hound====
*"Great. Now I have to order another one!" 
*"I'm gonna do that to your favorite Floof, and make you watch!" 
====Hound Downs Player====
*"So the hound finally earns its own keep, about time." 
*"What are you waiting for hound? Finish it off!" 
====Hound Kills Player====
*"Don't look at me hound. I'm not cleaning up after you." 
*"I never knew the Orokin made dog chews." 
====Consuming Hound====
*"Keep still you useless hound! I need to consume you." 
*"Proud Tenno? Forcing me to consume my own pet to stay alive?" 
==Fleeing==
*"Not interested, read the room. Goodbye!" 
*"I don't think so. Until next time." 
*"I literally will not be caught dead here. Leaving!" 
*"You have not seen the last of me!" 
*"Alright sweetee, you can have this one. We'll settle this another time." 
==After failing the mission due to fighting the Sister==
*"Well, I'd just found a new background image for my datapad." 
*"Aw, who folded up like a little press flower?" 
*"I'll just bet you've been waiting your whole life to screw up this bad." 
==Taking down the Sister of Parvos in Railjack==
===Nearing the ship===
*"Why are you following me? What is your damage?" 
*"Oh, it's that null-unit who looks like a Tenno, only smaller. We meet again." 
*"Well, well. Look who turned up to play soldier." 
*"Now? Call ahead for Void's sake. Some of us have plans." 
*"I should have blown your ship into confetti when I had the chance. Now I have to get my nails dirty." 
===Firing torpedoes===
*"Torpedos, blow them up real pretty!" 
*"Torpedos. All bays. Fire!" 
===Fighters arrival===
*"Why are there fighters that aren't even fighting yet? Do I need a chalkboard?" 
*"Launch fighters! Why isn't there a button for that?" 
===Crewship arrival===
*"Crewship! Put yourself between me and them!" 
*"Huh, a crewship I didn't know I had. Send it in." 
===Ramsled launch===
*"Gate crashers, get into those sleds!" 
*"Gate crashers, bring mommy that ship! Launch ramsleds!" 
===Boarding the ship===
*"Nobody gets in here without an invite ugly." 
*"Turn around! Get back on your little spaceship and leave, right now!" 
===Arriving at the Sister of Parvos===
*"Oh fine, let's do this!" 
*"Well, hey there sweetee. Any last mucking words?" 
===Half health===
*"Don't touch what you can't afford you microcephalic trog." 
*"I would kill for a Cryotic cocktail right now." 
===Killing Adds===
*"Hey hey hey, these all cost money you peasant!" 
*"I hand-selected those men!" 
==Vanquished==
*"Figures." 
*"You're a loser. You'll always be a loser." 
*"What's the point of being part of a Sisterhood if they let you down?" 
==Converting the Sister==
*"Wait... this is what you wanted the whole time? You know you could've just asked." 
*"Void, I'll never live this down. Yeah okay, let's just get out of here before someone sees us together." 
*"Well... alright... I assume the position comes with the usual ship bonus scheme and insurance plan? Yes? No? Seriously!?" 
==When Converted Sister Assists the Player==
===Upon Entering===
*"Here I am to perform my contractually obligated butt saving. Stand back! Pew pew! Whatever..." 
*"In trouble again, huh? It's a miracle you get anything done. Alright, who are we shooting?" 
*"Alright look, I'll help you out this one time, but you're buying lunch." 
*"Okay, I'm here. You know when I did this stuff for Parvos, there were incentives. You might want to think about that." 
===Upon Leaving===
*"Ok, done. Anything else? Great. Bye." 
*"Still alive? Great, one more reason for my Sisters to never speak to me again. Later." 
*"Problem solved. You're green, I'm outta here." 
*"Alright, so I got a thing. Call me, and we'll do lunch. Except don't, and we won't." 
===After Dying===
*"Well... this was totally worth it." 
*"You know, I always thought when I went out the usual way. My Sister framing me some elaborate plot, or replacing my breakfast cereal... with... a landmine." 
*"This sucks..." 
==Quirks==
===Always Hungry===
*"I should really just kick your ass, but I'm absolutely starving. Hang five." 
*"Gonna take a mo' to grab a few calories." 
===Bloodhound===
*"I'm not here to play hide and seek, you loser. Besides, I can smell you." 
*"You know I can smell you, right? So stop playing cute and come out." 
===Coward===
*"Oh, come on. One-on-one? That's hardly fair." 
*"Sure, I'll fight you one-on-one if I left my brain in the closet. Not a chance, buddy." 
===Deserter===
*"That was my best Eximus! Falling back!" 
*"The Eximus is down. Regroup!" 
===Fear of Being Alone===
*"Well, you cleared those goons out pretty quick. How about we talk about this, like adults?" 
*"Look, I don't have any beef with you, not really. This was all Parvos's idea. You and me, we're just caught in the middle. Let's talk this out." 
===Fear of Children===
*"Ok, there was nothing in the mission brief about kids being here. Run. RUN!" 
*"Is... is that... a child? Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. (screams) 
===Fear of Heights===
*"Oh, Void. So high. I'm... I'm gonna be sick..." 
*"Whoa, we are... really high up. Everything's spinning. Whoa. Whoaaaa." 
===Fear of Kubrows===
*"Hey... back off, you mutt! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (screams) 
*"Kubrow! Keep it away from me! Keep it away!" 
===Fear of Nature===
*"Ugh, gross. Nature. It is so itchy!" 
*"Bugs! Bugs everywhere!" 
===Fear of Space Travel===
*"How can you people work like this... in space? How can you not feel... small? Insignificant? Like... like you're nothing!? (screams) 
*"Was... did we just punctured something? Are we venting atmo? Are we depressurizing? I don't want to get spaced!" 
===Hatred of Children===
*"Oh, thank Parvos. I was prepared to go up against a warframe... but kids? I can totally beat up a kid. Come here, you little squealer.." 
*"Cute. The kids are playing soldier. Well, come on then, you little punk. Let's play." 
===Hatred of Grineer===
*"Grineer. Grineer! Oh, buddies you and me have a score to settle. Die!" 
*"Forget the Tenno. Grineer, kill the Grineer!" 
===Hatred of Infested===
*"Infested!? Gross. GROSS!" 
*"Eww, Infested! Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!" 
===Loner===
*"I don't need those losers anyways. (warcry) 
*"If you think I need backup to take you down, you're more delusional than I thought." 
===Paranoid===
*"Boom. That's what you get if I think you're not giving one hundred and ten percent when it comes to protecting me. Anyone else feeling hesitant? No? Then get back to work." 
*"Pow. And let that be a lesson for the rest of you! If I hear any of you questioning my orders, you're Kubrow food. Now face forward and keep firing!" 
===Prone to Vertigo===
*"Curse my hereditary inner ear imbalance!" 
*"Oh, that's how you wanna play it? Fine. Gloves off." 
===Pyromaniac===
*"Fire, fire burning bright. I'm gonna set your hair alight, or whatever you have that passes for hair." 
*"What I like most about fire is that it takes whatever's bothering a girl and makes it like it never existed." 
===Trophy Hunter===
*"Hey, that critter over there has a pelt that will pair perfectly with a pink Virmink ammo belt. Sorry, can't pass this up." 
*"Take five. Spotted a cute little something I can use to line an battle vest. Hey little fella, come here! Momma wants to turn you into a snood." 
===Vain===
*"Whatever you claim your reasons for wanting to stop me are, I know you're just jealous. Look at this face. Anyone would be." 
*"I'm the ideal mix of style and substance, baby. And you just wanna destroy what you can't have." 
==Sound Effects==
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==Pre-Release==
*"You're in line for a special makeover. Oh, you are gonna be so hot. Smokin'. Crispy." 
*"So there was this one girl, and we convinced her to put her tongue on a power cell, and... she died! (laughs) And it was just the funniest thing ever, and... yeah. Wooo, electricity!" 
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