The Chaser

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Test the fake true love potion on the dozing Nu Mou in Pla Enni.
* Report to Uin Nee.
==Script==
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Uin Nee 	Dearest mortal, is there anything more tragic than unrequited love? Nay! Nay, says I! Oh, the heartbreak! The pining! The woe! How could anyone with a shred of compassion in their heart ignore a mortal so besieged by melancholy longings!?
Uin Nee 	Not me! And that's why I made a love potion! Well, a dream love potion. A real one would be downright creepy! We fae do have some scruples, you know.
Uin Nee 	The problem is, I'm new to all of this alchemy nonsense, and I have no idea if my potion will work! I keep trying to sneak up on sleeping Nu Mou to test it, but it's like they can smell me coming!
Uin Nee 	I'm sure that you could manage it, though! And I know you wouldn't want to stand in the way of true love! Well, fake true love. Well, dream fake true love. Anyway! Go and test the potion!
 	
Numou03716 	No... Stop eating...my house... <snore>
Numou03716 	Wha─!?
Numou03716 	Goodness, if it isn't the very hero who restored to us the night!
Numou03716 	What brings you here today? And looking so lovely, I might add! Yes... I daresay I've never seen such a divine visage in all my life...
Numou03716 	W-Wait! I didn't mean to express my undying affectio─ Oh no! I've done it again!
Numou03716 	Please, um... Please read this, when you have a moment. Which will likely be never, as I'm sure you're most busy being clever and courageous and─ Er, forget that I said anything!
Numou03716 	Oh, I knew the leafmen would come for me! It was only a matter of time!
 	
Uin Nee 	You tested it? And? And!?
Uin Nee 	Oooh, a letter written in fae! Let me see!
Uin Nee 	Hmm... Oh dear... Well, that's─ Oooh. And... Ahahaha! Haha... Oh, that doesn't even rhyme! HahahaHAHAHA!
Uin Nee 	Haha... <wheeze> Ahem! You probably shouldn't look at this. It's painfully embarrassing. For them, and also for you. But don't worry─the potion will wear off after a while, and they won't remember a thing!
Uin Nee 	It looks like I might need to water it down a bit for next time, though. There's smitten, and then there's...whatever in the name of Titania that drivel was supposed to be. Back to the cauldron I go!
Uin Nee 	Huh. That's interesting. Now, if they had seen an irresistibly attractive leafman, it might still be usable, but that doesn't seem to be the case...
Uin Nee 	Maybe it didn't work because Nu Mou are too different from you mortals? Or maybe that specific Nu Mou has a bizarre fixation on leafmen! I could check their dreams to make sure, but I'm a little afraid of what I might find...
Uin Nee 	Best to try a different formula, I think! I can count on you to test a new batch when I'm done, right? Of course I can!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Pixie Quests in Final Fantasy XIV