Fart Mart Everyonefarts

Fart Mart Everyonefarts is a Fart Mart superstore situated in the town of Everyonefarts. This branch is notorious for arguably stinking the most out of every Fart Mart supermarket, and customers sometimes let out farts big enough to blow items off the shelves. Some of the staff are so frustrated over this constantly happening that they are resigning. It also has more damaged stock than most Fart Mart supermarkets; many customers have lodged complaints over torn packets of nuts and dented baked bean tins.
David Marshall visits whenever he gets the opportunity to. He has "fart-offs" with other customers, to see who can blow the most baked bean tins off the shelf. 
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Category:Fart Mart