A Skin Wrinkle in Time (Rewrite)/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: January 14, 2023
Episode Copyrighted: 2022
This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a short episode.
The episode opens with GrandPat hurtling towards the screen, screaming. A bunch of objects start to cross his path.
GrandPat Star: Outta my way, you psychedelic space junk! *pushes a maraca*
A pizza out of his way, then looks up to see a huge painting of Painty the Pirate.
GrandPat Star: Sweet Neptune, have I found the beginning of the universe?
Painty the Pirate: Oooooooohhhhh...
GrandPat Star: *covers my ears and screams*
As he gets closer to Painty, eventually going into his mouth. The scene changes to Bikini Atoll, where it transitions down to SpongeBob's house.
Painty the Pirate: ♪Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?♪
SpongeBob SquarePants: *opens the door, still in his underwear.
Kids: ♪GrandPat Sea Star!♪
GrandPat Star: *crushes SpongeBob
Hans: *gives GrandPat SpongeBob's pants*
GrandPat Star: Huh? *falls into a bathtub* Whoa!
Painty the Pirate: ♪Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.♪
GrandPat's skin falls off and his bones disintegrate in the bathtub, and a transition leads to GrandPat's own name appearing in sand text and draining out.
Kids: ♪GrandPat Sea Star!♪
Painty the Pirate: ♪If nautical nonsense be something you wish.♪
Four GrandPats on scooters groan as they pull four banners that spell out "GrandPat Sea Star."
Kids: ♪GrandPat Sea Star!♪
Realistic Fish Head: ♪Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!♪
Bones spelling out GrandPat's name appears."
Kids: ♪GrandPat Sea Star!♪
Painty the Pirate: Ready?
Kids and Painty the Pirate: ♪GrandPat Sea Star! GrandPat Sea Star! GrandPat Sea Star!♪
GrandPat Star: *mumbles*
As his body contorts until he's back to his sea star shape. He falls, screaming, onto some letters spelling out his name. His pants fall off and hop across the letters. His scooter then falls from above and pushes him down.
Painty the Pirate: ♪GrandPat... Sea Star!♪ *laughs*
We cut to the SpongeBob SquarePants logo as shown in the regular theme song, but the text is changed to GrandPat's own name, and it appears alongside a drawn GrandPat.
GrandPat Star: *pulls out my dentures*
They chatter the ending notes of the SpongeBob theme song. His dentures then bite his head.
GrandPat Star: Ow! I gotta get outta here! This is a nightmare! Huh? *notices the time closet* Oh! *drives into the time closet*
The shot changes to Dead Eye Gulch, where two cowboys are in a stand-off. One of the cowboys spits. Several hiding townsfolk spit and close their windows.
Fish Cowboy #1: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
GrandPat interrupts their stand-off by appearing through the time closet, grabbing a second cowboy and leaving with him once again.
Cowboy #1: *looks at a seahorse
The seahorse is standing next to him.
Fish Cowboy #1: Uh... This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
GrandPat Star and Fish Cowboy #2: *begins screaming and drifting through the wormhole*
They are coming across a baby version of GrandPat.
GrandPat Star: Ah, now that's a good-looking baby.
They continue screaming and going through the wormhole until they stop to meet a seahorse next to them.
Fish Cowboy #2: Welp, this is my stop. See y'all later! *jumps on the seahorse* Giddy up now! *flies into the wormhole*
GrandPat Star: Happy trails!
GrandPat then finally makes it back to his home timeline. He sits on the sofa and turns on the TV.
French Narrator: *on TV* Bonjour.
GrandPat Stat: Ah... It's good to be back home, where it's normal.
Leni Loud: *offscreen* Hey, GrandPat.
Screen pans to reveal GrandPat and Leni's entire family and her friends have wings and eyes similar to flies.
Angus Shackleton: We're having pizza and chicken wings for dinner.
Parker the Raincloud: You said it, Angus.
Leni Loud: Whatcha watching?
Patrick Star: Yeah, let's watch.
GrandPat Star: *screams, then relaxes* Eh, close enough.
French Narrator: And so, we leave things a little bit weird. But that's how we like it here, in The Tidal Zone.
His arm comes through the TV screen
French Narrator: *turns it off* Au revoir.
GrandPat Star: Hey! I was watching that!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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