Kinopio-Kun

Kinopio-Kun (also known as Mr. Toad) is a Toad who's a food critic, this is why he's so fat. His favourite DINNER is a "Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." from the Krusty Krab. His favourite drink is Coffee. Kinopio-Kun regularly gets in heated debates with the Nostalgia Critic about is that meal is better or worse than Pie. Bubble Bass always agrees with him because he made that burger. He one time mistook the Negative Zone Machine for a Mr. Coffee and went to court with Ruigi over it.
His daily life consists of going somewhere, not paying for food because he's a critic, then saying whether it's good or bad, then eats more food. He'll most likely die from fatness some time soon.
== His Top 5 DINNERs from the UnAnything Wiki ==
* Pie
* Super Mario Cookies
* Tubby Custard
* Spaghetti
* Bagels
== His Top 5 Drinks from the UnAnything Wiki ==
* Coffee
* Death Juice
* Lamp Oil
* Moke Milk
* Kool-Aid
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