LT: The Movie

==Warning==
This Movie has Mature content and may not be suitable for children. If you are an adult enjoy. If you are a kid and have not heard a cuss word before.....F*ck you. This is still under construction nobody but LT can edit this damnit!
==Music==
What is love
Eye of the Tiger
==The Movie==
*pauses* This is me the ghetto ginger kid.......who grows up to be.....a perverted ghetto ginger kid. *unpauses*
Kid LT: *walking down the street singing* Smokin' Dope Smokin' Dope Smooookin' Dope. W-W-W-Weed.
*pauses* This is where I meet DJ he seems like a normalish kid now but he grows up to be an awesome douche. *unpauses*
Kid DJ: *riding by on his tricycle* Sup. I'm DJ!
Kid LT: Hi I'm LT.
Kid DJ: *riding on tricycle* Smokin' Dope Smokin' Dope
Kid LT: Smooookin' Dope. W-W-W-Weed.
*pauses* This is where I meet Kotsu he also seems normalish but he grows up to be a nice and sometimes egotistical but not very often guy. *unpauses*
Kid Kotsu: *rides by in a toy car* Hi I'm Kotsu. *waves*
Kid LT: Hi I'm LT.
Kid DJ: I'm DJ.
Kid Kotsu: *driving his toy car* Smokin Dope'
Kid DJ: *riding on his tricycle* Smokin Dope'
Kid LT: Smooookin' Dope. Weed!
Kid Kotsu: Weed!
Kid DJ: Weed!
Kid DJ: *steals his dads car keys and gets in his car*
Kid LT: *gets in the drivers seat*
Kid Kotsu: *gets in the back*
Kid DJ: *gives the keys to LT*
All Three: *slowly grow into there current selves* Smokin' Dope! Smokin' Dope! Smoooookin' Dope!
LT: Bored now *starts the car*
DJ: Turn on the radio man and start driving.
Kotsu: Lets go to Goku's party!
LT: Aight. *turns on the radio and starts skipping through* Mexican......News.....Hip Hop......
Radio: .....What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. *starts playing what is love*
LT: *starts bobbing his head side to side*
Kotsu: *bobbing head back and forth*
DJ: *bobbing head up and down*
LT: *starts driving while they all still bob there heads*
DJ: LT LOOK OUT!
LT: *stops bobbing head* OH SH- *crashes into Goku's house*
*pauses* This is Goku and I just crashed into his house. Goku is that nice guy who is always partying but can be serious too. You know that kinda guy. *unpauses*
Goku: WTF!!!
LT: My bad!
DJ: *facepalm*
Kotsu: That was.......F*CKING AWESOME!!!
LT: *gets out of car and continues to bob his head while it plays What is love*
Kotsu: *does the same as LT*
DJ: *does the same as LT and Kotsu*
Goku: Your gonna fix this right?
LT: Nope!
Goku: Assh*le.....
*pauses* This is SKG. A good friend of mine and the girl who everyone wants to be with.....sort of. She is the one who caused me to be a pervert. *unpauses*
SKG: *across the room*
LT: o.o Who is that? *stares at SKG*
Kotsu: I don't know but she's mine..... *staring at SKG*
DJ: *already over there hitting on SKG*
SKG: Nice try. *punches DJ in the face*
LT: Oooooh.
Kotsu: Ouch.
DJ: *gets up off the ground and stumbles*
Kotsu: *slicks back hair* I got this. *walks up to SKG* Hey baby ever went out with an Iceberg Werewolf?
SKG: A what?
Kotsu: An Iceberg Werewolf. Bigger at the bottom and wild at night. *winks*
SKG: Whatever pretty boy. *punches Kotsu in the face*
LT: *takes a deep breath* H-h-hi YOU HAVE A NICE ASS! *covers mouth*
DJ: *facepalm*
Kotsu: *facepalm*
*pauses* Dick move me.....dick move.... *unpauses*
*door slams open*
Goku: ......Here comes Baka.....
Baka: AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEE
*pauses* That.....is Baka. That guy who is always random but somehow popular.....its strange man.....really strange. *unpauses*
Baka: Wassup everybody! Ain't no party with out ME!
DJ: I'm pretty sure the party was juuuust fine without you Baka.
Baka: And shut up DJ.
*pauses* This is where sh*t gets real.... *unpauses*
DJ: Man F*CK YOU!
Baka: Sorry not homo.
DJ: .......Smartass.
Baka: Sorry my ass isn't smart.
DJ: Grrrrr......
Baka: You're not an animal.
LT: Hey hey settle down settle down.......and smoke some of the good sh*t. *hands Baka and DJ some weed*
DJ: Is now really the time LT?
LT: Yes. Yes it is.
*a few minutes later*
Goku: *smokes and passes the weed to SKG*
SKG: *smokes and passes to Baka*
Baka: *smokes and passes to LT*
LT: *smokes and passes to Kotsu*
Kotsu: *smokes and passes to DJ*
DJ: *smokes and passes to Tom the Giraffe*
Kotsu: WTF! Tom what you doin' here man! See I told you guys he was real!
Tom the Giraffe: *smokes and passes to the Hell Chicken Army*
LT: Yeeeeeaaaah! THE HELL COCKS! BETTER RESPECT!
DJ: *falls asleep*
Baka: *falls asleep*
LT: *looks at Kotsu* Hehe...
Kotsu: *looks at LT* Hehe!
LT: *moves Baka on top of DJ and takes his spot by SKG* Wassup...... *falls asleep on SKG*
SKG: o.o.....I don't even care anymore..... *falls asleep on LT*
Kotsu: *falls asleep on Goku*
Goku: *falls asleep on Kotsu*
*the next morning*
Baka: AH!
DJ: AH!
Kotsu: AH!
Goku: AH!
LT: :3
SKG: :3
DJ,Baka,Goku, and Kotsu: *all look at LT*
LT: .......F*ck...... *jumps up and runs off*
Baka: *chases after LT*
Kotsu: *chases after LT*
Goku: *chases after LT*
DJ: *trips LT*
LT: *falls* .....Mother Fu-
DJ: Hey....this is like a movie or a story!!!
Kotsu: Nah.....
Baka: Pshhh what would it be like a comedy or something?
Goku: I don't know....
LT: Maybe......
SKG: Who would even read/watch this crap!!!
Everyone: *looks at you*
LT: Well....besides that what were you guys about to do?
DJ: We were just about to kick your ass.
Baka,Kotsu,DJ, and Goku: *all sock LT*
LT: Aduuuuuur. *knocked out*
*pauses* Here is where I start dreaming. Get ready for some really weird sh*t. *unpauses*
???: Hello LT....I am here to teach you the arts of Beatus Meatius to defeat your friends in battle.
LT: Who are you?
???: I am the Beatus Meatius arts creator. My name is Bation but you can call me Master Bation.
LT: Okay Master Bation teach me some wicked sh*t.
Master Bation: Alright cue your training music.
LT: Alright. *starts playing eye of tiger dubstep*
*Meanwhile outside of LT's dream*
Kotsu: *stares at LT*
SKG: *pokes LT with a stick*
Goku: *sits and stares at LT*
DJ: *kicks LT*
Baka: *slaps LT repeatedly*
LT: *shaking around in his sleep* Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuuuuuuuuuub.....MASTER BATION!!!!!
Everyone: o.o
Master Bation: *shows LT Visions* You see this LT....this is....A day....in the life....of Jeff.
LT: and you are showing me this why?
Master Bation: Because you must go there.
LT: and why should I?
Master Bation: *shows LT visions of the Z-Crushers Strike Force defending the earth in the future*
LT:.....Who are those 3 people right there......
Master Bation: That first one is Jeff, that second one is Nemba, and the third one is Gohan.
LT: *wakes up* I HAD A WAFFLE IRON!!!!
Kotsu: Wut.....
LT: *flies and lands in some forest like area* Ouch thorn bush. *sees Jeff walking*
Jeff: I Feel bad for Kotsu. Hate it when my wife is PMSing. *in the background Jeff hears a strange sound*
Voice: LT comes stalking through the grass. Rabbits are his prey. He prepares for a pounce, NO WAIT! He decides to go for the deer. And the chase begins. *LT dashes out of some trees at a deer*
Jeff: AW SWEET A DEER! *flying down to get the deer, when suddenly a british guy jumps out of a bush and breaks the deer's neck*
LT: Aww. British guys always get my deer... Oh hey you must be Jeff.
Jeff: *lands* Yo you must be LT. British guy get your deer again?
LT: Ya...... Stupid British....
Jeff: HEY! That's not nice....
LT: Did I ever say I was nice?
Jeff: Point proven. Wanna go hunt some tigers?
LT: There aren't any tigers here.
Jeff: Well we'll be going to Africa for the weekend.
LT: Ummm.. I gotta go.... on a date.
Jeff: You don't have a girlfriend.
LT: A date with.....with.......Kotsu and Miku. They wanted me to go to the movies with them.
Jeff: Oh. Ok. See ya then.
LT: Oh thank Kami he didn't see through the ruse. Now to find those Goten and Gohan guys. Maybe that guy over there knows! *points to NobleTrigon and runs over to him* Hello sir do you know where a guy named Goten aaaaannnndddd Gohan are?
NobleTrigon: Yeah, Goten lives over there and Gohan goes to that school over there.
LT: Okay thanks. Whats your name again?
NobleTrigon: NobleTrigon.
LT: Weird name I'll just call you Trigon.
NobleTrigon: Alright, if you need brains for anything just tell me.
LT: Thanks! *runs towards Goten's house*
NobleTrigon: No problem.
LT: *knocks on Goten's door*
Goten: What do you need?
LT: I just need to meet you.
Goten: Well you have met me. *shuts the door*
LT: *knocks on the door*
Goten: Wha- Oh its you again.
LT: I meant I need to talk with you.
Goten: Make it quick.
LT: I'll make it one of those things with the large titles.
10 Minutes Later
LT: and that is why I am here.
Goten: You expect me to believe that a guy named Master Bation showed you the future?
LT: Yep.
Goten: Well I do. Gohan should be getting out of school soon.
LT: Alright thanks see you in the future.
Goten: Yeah whatever.
LT: *goes out the door*
Miri: Who the hell was that?
Goten: I have no fucking idea.
LT: *walks towards Gohan's school*
Gohan: Finally school is over. *bumps into LT*
LT: Are you Gohan?
Gohan: Yeah, why?
LT: I need to talk to you.
Gohan: OOOH! CAN YOU DO ONE OF THOSE BIG LETTERED THINGS THAT SAVE TIME!?
LT: HELL YEAH I CAN!
10 Minutes Later.....Again.....I really like these big letters.....there legit.
Gohan: I understand completely Master Bation,Future,ZCSF.
LT: Yeah.
Gohan: Well see ya. *waves*
LT: *flies back to where everyone is*
Kotsu: LT! I wanted to talk to you about something.
LT: What?
Kotsu: I call it the Z-Crushers Strike Force Initiative.
LT: I F**KING KNEW IT!
==Credits==
F**KING ME!
Category:Page made by LT
Category:Comedy
Category:Original Story