Superhero Leni Returns: Superhero Patrick/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 17, 2012
Episode Copyrighted: 2012
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *comes to order and walks straight past a line*
Squidward Tentacles: Umm, there's a line.
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Umm... I'd like to order two Krabby Patties.
Squidward Tentacles: Two Krabby Patties?
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: To go.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gives her two Krabby Patties* There you go! Two Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: *comes and gasps* Only a few costumers? You, umm... creature, know own the world record for... the biggest amount of money I have earnt from one customer! Yipeeeee!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: How much will it cost?
Mr. Krabs: Um, $5.98.
She's paid and she leaves.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, he smelled like... Plankton!
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, give it a rest. How is that possibly Sheldon?
Lincoln Loud: Who's Sheldon?
Mr. Krabs: I can smell that organism's smell from anywhere.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *smirks* Orgasm.
Mr. Krabs: Organism not orgasm! Plankton's stench is a foul stench of crime and corruption.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, that was me. Sorry.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I want you to follow... it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye aye, captain! *leaves*
Lincoln Loud: Well, this must be Master Lox's dirty job!
Mr. Krabs: You! *points at a customer* Man the grill.
Patrick Star: I'm a starfish, I don't have gills. *leaves but is dragged into a van*
Leni Loud: Hey, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: And you, Leni.
Leni Loud: I'm Leni Loud, I'm a human and I have sunglasses on my forehead.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, you have sunglasses on your forehead.
Leni Loud: Okay, Mr. Krabs. *leaves*
Mr. Krabs: *points to audience* You then.
We see Patrick falling and he screams. He lands next to two other people.
Leni Loud: Welcome to the club.
Builderman: Do you know why we're here?
Patrick Star: Nope, same for the heads, shoulders, knees, toes, eyes, mouth and nose.
Leni Loud: So you didn't bring us here?
Patrick Star: Neptune did.
Builderman: Well, at least we have company, I guess.
Leni Loud: I just hope whoever sent us here will show up soon.
Builderman: Same. I don't like it down here.
Roblox: Hello, you're probably wondering what you're doing down here.
Leni Loud: Obviously.
Builderman: I want food! Food! Can't you see how hungry I am?
Patrick Star: And I want to be a superhero!
Roblox: I used to be a superhero.
Leni Loud: Never heard of him.
Builderman: I think he was in my gym class.
Roblox: Well, I never actually kicked butt but that's because I'm roblox administrator.
Patrick Star: *smirks* He said butt butt!
Roblox: This was my HQ, I needed superheroes to replace me like I replaced Mr. Best, Mr. Beat, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy so I pulled you into my van whenever I saw potential in somebody as being a superhero and I chose you three... That sounds so wrong.
Builderman: You mean we're gonna be superheroes? That makes no sense but I'm up for it!
Leni Loud: Cool!
Patrick Star: I think now's the time to confess that I'm already a superhero. Patrick Man!
Cricket: *chirps*
Roblox: Your costumes are over there. Try them on and gain your superpowers.
They change.
Superhero Builderman: Superhero Builderman!
Superhero Roblox: Superhero Roblox!
Superhero Leni Loud: Superhero Leni!
Superhero Roblox: Magic and lasers.
Superhero Leni Loud: What?
Superhero Roblox: It'll come clear.
Superhero Builderman: *smirks* He said-
Superhero Patrick Star: Superhero Patrick!
Superhero Roblox: Super flight and super sense. No speed unfortunately, I wore that off but you do get an awesome race car.
Superhero Builderman: Oh, wow. The main character of this episode gets the best stuff. And what do I get?
Superhero Leni Loud: At least I'm on my strength.
Superhero Builderman: *excited* That's it, Leni!
Superhero Leni Loud: Totes but not metaphorically, I already have my eyes set.
Superhero Roblox: You shall be a superhero. Heroes and protect the ocean! Patrick Superstar, use your sense to detect your first mission.
Superhero Patrick Star: I detect the foul stench of crime and corruption in this very basement.
Superhero Leni Loud: Sorry, that was me.
Superhero Builderman: Leni!
Superhero Patrick Star: And something fishy seems to be going on at a burger bar downtown.
Superhero Builderman: Then let's go!
Superhero Leni Loud: C'mon, Builderman and Patrick.
They are about to leave.
Superhero Builderman: Thank you, err...
Superhero Roblox: Just call me Roblox, your mission giver and butler.
Superhero Builderman: Okay, Roblox, our mission giver and butler!
Superhero Patrick Star: *smirks* He said butler!
It cuts back to The Loud House as Luna and Sam are watching TV. Sam was making a positive comment on this.
Sam Sharp: I really am happy.
Luna Loud: Yeah, it's so nice like this.
Sam Sharp: Why not? They're fighting about Roblox superheroes and supervillains.
Luna Loud: I don't know, people always have their on POV, and I respect that.
The front door is open and Leni comes home with a big smile on her face, and gives out a big sigh of happiness.
Luna Loud: *to Patrick and Leni* Oh good, you guys are home.
Superhero Patrick Star: *to Sam and Luna* Yep. We are, alright.
Sam Sharp: *to Patrick and Leni* So what's new?
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Sam and Luna* I'm like totes excited for Senior Prom, it's like what Lori says, "It'll literally be the greatest night ever".
Luna Loud: *to Patrick and Leni* You bet.
Sam Sharp: *to Patrick and Leni* Thanks for inviting us to Prom Leni, I thought me and Luna weren't going to go.
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Sam and Luna* You guys are like totes welcome, it's the least I can do.
Superhero Patrick Star: *to Sam and Luna* Yeah.
Luna Loud: You still think Chaz will ask you out too?
Superhero Leni Loud: Actually, I'm thinking about asking him out for Prom as well, some of the girls at school do that as well.
Superhero Patrick Star: The prom?
Luna Loud: Ohhhhhhhh, that's a good plan big sis.
Sam Sharp: *to Patrick and Leni* I'll be rooting for you.
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Sam and Luna* Thanks you guys, you are the best.
Superhero Patrick Star: *to Sam and Luna* No problem, buddies.
Leni and Patrick then walked upstairs to her bedroom, Sam and Luna continued to watch TV, Leni was so happy that she laid herself on her bed as she daydreams about her and Chaz at the Prom, all of a sudden, they hear a crash coming from Lucy and Lynn's room, they rush in and checks to see what was the matter.
Superhero Leni Loud: What's going on here?
Superhero Patrick Star: Yeah, what's going on here?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Patrick and Leni* Tell the duchess of darkness to keep her Bat away from me!
Lucy Loud: *to Patrick and Leni* Please tell Ms. Sportzilla to stop trying to hit my beloved Fangs!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Lucy* What makes you think you have a right to have a Bat anyway, that's an exotic animal.
Superhero Patrick Star: *to Lucy and Lynn* Guys guys, don't argue, do not make Leni call Lori for help!
Lucy Loud: *to Patrick and Leni* What are you supposed to do to resolve this conflict?
It cuts to Patrick, Leni and Lucy up in the attic as they give her a pillow to sit on so she can interact with Fangs in peace.
Lucy Loud: Thank you guys, now Fangs and I can enjoy our peace.
Superhero Leni Loud: You're welcome little sis.
Patrick and Leni then climb down and scold Lynn.
Superhero Patrick Star: *to Lynn* And as for you, you need to learn how to treat your siblings more fairly.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *sarcastically, to Patrick and Leni* Well guess what? Sappy smushy wooshey lovey dovey cutsey wootsy silliness just ain't my style, I'm all about the aggressiveness and there is no way that you are changing me into something I'm not.
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Lynn, annoyed* WELL, WE ARE SUPERHEROES!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Pffft, whateves, I have no time for this, I got to practice for my softball game.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Lynn* Well how about you do what your sister asked you to do instead of practicing your softball game?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Lynn Sr.* Dad, I'm not a softie, I'm just–
Lynn Loud Sr.: *interrupts Lynn* I don't want to hear it, do what Patrick and your sister asks you to, Lori may not be home right now, but Patrick and Leni are superheroes as well, just give them some respect.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Fine, *to Patrick and Leni* I'm sorry guys.
Superhero Patrick Star: It's okay buddy, but try to be nice to your siblings.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I won't like it, but I'll try.
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Lynn Sr.* Thanks for standing up for me Dad! Patrick and I are superheroes!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Patrick and Leni* You're welcome, just doing you a favor honey!
It later cuts at home where Leni is practicing her slow dancing with her father while the music is playing.
Lynn Loud Sr.: See Leni? It's all about the simple steps, like forward and backward, forward and backward, forward and backward, don't forget to stay confident when slow dancing.
Superhero Leni Loud: I hear you Dad.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Boring, let's pump it up a notch.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Lynn* Lynn Junior no, leave the music as it should be.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Come on Dad!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Lynn* You will have to learn to do this when you are at high school for Prom.
Superhero Leni Loud: *to Lynn Sr.* You know, I wish Lori was here.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Leni* I do too, she's got like two more weeks of college then she'll come home for summer vacation, *tears up* even if I do miss her a whole lot, I don't want to let another one go.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Lynn Sr.* Ugh, some father you are, you act like a crybaby over missing Lori, now you may miss Leni next.
Superhero Patrick Star: Quit talking, Lynn!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Okay guys, you must fight supervillains.
Superhero Patrick Star and Superhero Leni Loud: Yeah/Okay.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Alrighty then.
Slide transition cuts to the Burger Bar.
SpongeBob: *gets out of invisible boatmobile* Excuse me, one burger please.
Lord Master Lox: A Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* I knew it! One of those. *eats it* As if I made it! I'm sorry but it seems as if-
Superhero Leni Loud: Out of the way, young one.
Superhero Patrick Star: Let the superheroes deal with this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Superhero Builderman: We're superheroes!
Lord Master Lox: I could tell, kids.
Superhero Patrick Star: We're superheroes.
Superhero Leni Loud: A fellow member of our team detected crime happening in this area of town. We'd like to investigate.
Lord Master Lox: I'll call in the owner.
Plankton: *pops up*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton! So Mr. Krabs was-
Superhero Builderman: Right then. Tell us a bit about this place, Plankton. I heard somewhere.
Plankton: This is a burger stand selling cheap uhh... burgers only a pound, wanna try one?
Superhero Patrick Star: I do! *eats a burger* This is the most delicious thing in the world!
Superhero Builderman: I'll have that. *takes one* Hmm, this tastes just like a Krabby Patty. What do you think, Patrick? Patrick?
We see a close-up of Plankton with the X Files theme in the background.
Superhero Leni Loud: I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn you in.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, really? Henchmens, attack!
Henchmens: *fights them*
The team gets her on the floor.
Superhero Leni Loud: *uses the sash snares the criminals* Oh, that makes so much sense now!
Superhero Builderman: We got you now, Te- *disappears* Hey, where'd he go?
Superhero Patrick Star: *smirks* You said tea.
Superhero Builderman: Looks like we'll have to turn you in instead. *turns to where Plankton and Master Lox should be but they're gone* Oh.
Superhero Leni Loud: You know, crime fighting is a lot of hard work and it is very tiring. I think I might go back to being my same old self with no alter-ego whatsoever.
Superhero Builderman: As fun as this was, I think you're right. Welp, back to the office. I hate the office.
Superhero Patrick Star: Maybe they've given up but Patrick Superstar will continue to fight for generations to come!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, not generations. Maybe as long as the season or even series.
Superhero Patrick Star: Yeah, that seems reasonable.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Glad you could agree with me, Patrick.
Superhero Patrick Star: So much for the costume.
Barnacle Boy: Hey, are you the one who stole the invisible boatmobile?
Superhero Patrick Star: No.
Barnacle Boy: I was talking to this boy.
Lincoln Loud: Well, you could say I... yes, yes I did.
Barnacle Boy: You're coming with me.
They leave as we cut to Mr. Krabs getting a phone call.
Mr. Krabs: Hello?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, can you bail me out of jail?
Mr. Krabs: Nope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, OK. I'll phone my parents then. *sighs* Oh, and it was Plankton. He was selling our patties but I don't think he knows the recipe yet. I told the police about it and he's in the cell next door.
Mr. Krabs: You've done good boy. OK, I'll bail you out as long as you pay me the money back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks.
Mr. Krabs: Call me back, I have a call on the other line. Hello.
Lord Master Lox: Mr. Krabs, can you bail us out?
Lori Loud: *smiles* Leni, you did it! You captured them!
Superhero Leni Loud: I know, Lori.
Luna Loud: *to Sam* Dude, I’m so happy for Leni and Patrick.
Sam Sharp: *to Luna* Me too, they're so cute as superheroes.
Luna Loud: They were much better superheroes than Lori was when it comes to homecoming queen after losing to Carol back in the day, but the tables have turned.
Sam Sharp: Yeah, I feel bad for Lori when she lost homecoming.
Luna Loud: She and Carol are over it.
Sam Sharp: Oh, that’s nice.
Luna Loud: You sure you don’t want to spend the night with us?
Sam Sharp: No thanks I’m good.
Luna Loud: Okay, guess I’ll see you on Monday right?
Sam Sharp: Monday it is.
Superhero Patrick Star: Wooo! I love being a superhero!
Leni Loud: Me too!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Party time baby WOOOOO!!!!!
Rita Loud: *to Lynn* Lynn, don’t make too much noise, we need to keep the volume down.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Rita* My bad, Mom.
For the rest of the night, the heroes partied to celebrate Patrick and Leni's superhero achievement for capturing supervillains, until the screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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