WHO WAS PHONE? VS And Then a Skeleton Popped Out

WHO WAS PHONE? vs. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT is the twenty-sixth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta. This battle features skeletal trollpasta, AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT, rapping against phoned-in copypasta, WHO WAS PHONE?. It will be released sometime in 2022. 
== Cast ==
===== Rappers =====
Vladimyr P. as WHO WAS PHONE?
Snakebite126 as And Then a Skeleton Popped Out
Addalie P. as Who Was Phone's Honey (spoken cameo)
== Lyrics ==
=== Prologue: ===
(Ring) Nyello? Hey fuckface, what are you doing in this battle?
Think you're prepared for this scare? Better get your baby rattle.
Uh who is this? That is something you don't get to know...
Bro seriously, who is this?? WHO IS PHONE?!1
=== AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT: ===
(Myeh!) You should just cop out! 'Cause no one's prepared when I pop out!
Got no meat on my bones but don't think that I be way too scrawny to leave a bitch knocked out!
The Cartalidge Dropout's got something to pick, don't know what? Here's a lecture, best sit down kids!
But make sure you've got no heart condition, otherwise what I spit will get you flopping just like a fish!
When I come up with a phat diss, I got the readers shitting fat bricks,
My flows never stop: automatic, while your fame is dead like your dad-in-law, tragic!
In fact it's just magic that you even had 15 minutes of fame for a 40 word story
That managed to be so damn boring but no one will snore when I make this shit BLOODY AND GORY!
(NYEH!) Don't bother calling 911, it would be too late!
(NYEH!) Don't bother hiding yo girl 'cause she'd be way too caked!
(NOOO!) Y'all are way too 'fraid! My purple cap and cape's too based.
You've no drip, no colors, this the first time one gave you shade!
This fight be the type of shit popping off Liveleak, this cuck's gonna die weak.
That's what you get thinking it's smart to go out hitchhiking or not using caller ID!
You're already looking terrified, is that from my first verse? Nah it's
probably 'cause you got skeletons hiding in your closet, so keep caution...
=== WHO WAS PHONE: ===
Who was the one who asked you to open up your jaw?
You thought you done something but that shit was a prank call!
So pick up your phone 'fore your tone has risen. Broken lines, make sense on why you're bad to the bone.
But you couldn't bounce back as you buffer, I spit ACID sending phonies back under their tombstones!
Teh Day All Teh Blod's coming is the teh day a chad comes to kill with fine raps!
Your DDL couldn't make you a G, you're a fucking noodlehead! You're not my dad!
This matchup's trash, why can't I get someone worthy to box? Seriously, STOC??
He's just a stock image for tots, we know who's won based on who's able to walk!
Pump the brakes, Skeletor. I'll go back to breaking her back, no cap,
No head, no bitches. I'll leave your cranium cracked!
Then put your bones in a vat of boiled water, whip up a gelatin snack.
Give this troll's pasta more flavor than the bland shit that is this skeleton's raps! Oh yeah!
You're made of 200 bones, I gave your mother 200 bones,
Yuh, she let out 200 moans, then wondered who's that on the microphone. (Oh!)
I gotta say, you're too stupid thinking you're 2spooky4me.
You're not a scary skeleton, you're a sad attempt at being "humerus" ironically!
=== AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT: ===
Bro, I'm dead as fuck... You will be too if you keep this act up!
No value will be lost since you lack dubs!
Is anyone even shocked that this white rapper's verse turned out so corny??
No cornea, yet I can see that the lady in the room really wants to root for me.
=== WHO WAS PHONE: ===
Your top hat's slipping. Keep my girl out of this, quit simping.
Jack-off Skeleton is tripping, thinking anyone wants his shrimp dick.
Bitch I'll unload and smoke all your joints if you really believe you'll be coming out higher.
The least threatening skeleton on the road tryna be fire since Nicholas Cage's Ghost Rider!
=== AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT: ===
Shiver me timbers! Shut up you dick! Who was phone? Who gives a shit!?
I be like a car 'cause I'm coming up behind yo biii- Uhh mind if I interrupt for a bit?
=== WHO WAS PHONE's honey: ===
So I've noticed some odd similarities between you and a person from my past.
We used to be partners 'till I broke it off with him many days before he crashed,
In a hitchhiking accident, and he often wore purple like that cape you're equipped with.
But what gives it away is you have his annoying ass voice! What?? It's you, admit it!
=== AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT: ===
Hahaha! That's right sweetie! I'm back and I never looked better!
So just take my hand! We'll do a Skeleton Dance in the pale moonlight with the devil!
Rocking your world like death metal! It's been so long since I've got that heart-whole feel.
But if you dare to decline, I'll take you both back to hell with me and serve you as my bone meal!
=== WHO WAS PHONE: ===
Damn bro, chill! That was uncalled for. This ain't a love triangle type of tug-o-war!
'Cause down to the core, tell Skelligor this honey: I don't love you anymore!
I claimed her love and this dub. So find someone in your skeleton crew to go down on.
That's the hyper-realistic way this will end, so memento mori! You hearing me now, huh??
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== Trivia ==
* This is the third April Fool's episode, after Captain Crunch vs CC Music Factory and MARIO vs Sonic.EXE 3.
** Unlike the previous two, this is the first episode to not have considerable below-average production quality as part of the joke.
* This is the fourth episode of Season 2 to not have Matthew in a vocal role.
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