Superhero Flyer/Transcript

(Intro plays)
(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but its so tight, Pterano is flung out of the couch and onto the floor) Pterano: Oof!
Act 1
(Spider-Man theme is playing at the beginning of the episode, New York City is seen from high. Suddenly a desperate voice is calling for help. Camera zooms to the city streets and shows an old woman trying to held her purse from two thieves.)
NY Woman: Help! Help! Some robbers stole my purse! Someone get my purse!
(A 2004 Sam Raimi Spider-Man web swings)
Spider-Man: Oh, duty calls. (He swings on his spider web from a skyscraper to the street) Don't worry, madam! Spider-Man's on the way. If I could think up of another catchphrase.
(Spider-Man takes out all 2 thieves as Pterano was watching)
(We cut to Rex's Pizza, where Garfield, Rocky, Shorty and Littlefoot are playing Scrabble)
Garfield: Hmm... How am I going to make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh, wait! Here's a good one. Do!
Littlefoot: ID. Triple word score!
Garfield: Hey, no abbreviations!
Littlefoot: Not I.D. ID, its a word!
Shorty: As in this game is Stup-id.
Garfield: Hey, shut up, boy.
Shorty: In your sleep stories.
Rocky: I think we can look this "ID" thing up in the dictionary.
Garfield: We have one?
Rocky: I think it's under the short leg of the couch.
(Garfield grabs the dictionary and hands it to Littlefoot)
Littlefoot: ID, along with the ego and the superego, one of the three components of the psyche.
Garfield: Get out of here! (Unwraps banana)
Shorty: My turn! Kwyjibo! K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
(Shorty spells out the word)
Shorty: 22 points. Plus: triple word score. Plus: 15 points for using all my letters. Game's over. I'm outta here.
(Garfield grabs Shorty by the neck)
Garfield: Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what Kwyjibo is.
Shorty: Kwyjibo. Uhh... a big, dumb, balding, North American ape, with no chin.
Rocky: And a short temper!
Garfield: I'll show you a big DUMB BALDING APE!
Shorty: Uh-oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!
Littlefoot: [Laughing] That's a laugh! [Sighs]
(Scene cuts to Pterano, Spider-Man, Petrie, Etta and Guido, gliding above the city with Mutt and Wild Arms)
Spider-Man: Wow. The city is lookin' good, guys.
Guido: You're right, Spidey.
Petrie: Yeah. Me no see any danger down there either.
Wild Arms: (looks down) Whoa! That's high! That's VERY high.
Etta: It's OK, Wild Arms. Just don't look down.
Mutt: (looks down too) He's right. I feel dizzy.
Pterano: Don't worry, Mutt. It'll pass away.
Spider-Man: Don't try to throw up. You'll be fine.
(Mutt's face turns green, he hears his stomach gurgle)
Mutt: [Groans] I can't stand it any longer! (Gets down and pukes)
Petrie: Ugh, gross.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. Never mind. I never want to see that again.
Wild Arms: I hope it didn't fall on somebody's head.
Etta: Or somebody could slip on it and broke a leg.
Wild Arms: [Panting Rapidly]
Spider-Man: Hold on tight.
Guido: Alright, Spidey.
Mutt: (rubs his belly) Oh, my head hurts. (his stomach groans) And my belly too.
Petrie: (smiles) Me OK. Me no hurt.
Guido: Glad to hear that.
Spider-Man: You see something?
Pterano: (looks down) Are you OK, Guido?
Guido: Oh, yeah?
(Guido is stuck in a dumpster)
Pterano: Hold on! Spider-Man's gonna save you!
Spider-Man: (shoots his spider web to Guido) Catch this and don't let go!
Guido: I'm trying!
Spider-Man: Hold it tight!
Guido: It's slipping!
Spider-Man: (rolles his eyes) I know what I'm doing!
Pterano: Wow. I wish I was a superhero.
Etta: (to Pterano) That's not a bad idea.
Mutt: (hears his stomach gurgle and rubs it) Aw, this looks yummy and I'm gonna eat it. (eats a bag full of garbage)
Wild Arms: You are gross!
Guido: (to Spider-Man) Thanks for saving me!
Spider-Man: Wow! My spider-sense are tingling.
(4 street thugs are running)
Spider-Man: (points at them) Look! They stole money from bank!
Wild Arms: Go get them! Show them who is a hero here!
(NYC people are watching Spider-Man in action and cheer him.)
Etta: Look at him. He stopped the thugs.
Pterano: I see. He will sure teach me how to be a superhero.
Spider-Man: (to the thugs) Looks like you failed.
Thug: (sticks his tongue at him) You'll never stop us, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: (still to the thugs) You'll not escape from law.
Pterano: I'll help you, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Pterano, what are you doing?!
Pterano: I want to be like you!
Spider-Man: (To Pterano) Not now! I'm a little busy here!
Pterano: (repeats) I said 'I want to be like you.'
Spider-Man: (swings on his web) Don't worry, citizens! Spider-Man is here to save you! (beats the 4 thugs and returns the money to the bank) Here is your money.
(Spider-Man runs back)
Etta: (looks at Spider-Man dreamily) Wow, he saved the money.
Pterano: I'll ask him to teach me.
Spider-Man: (happy) I saved NYC once again!
Pterano: I want to be like you!
Spider-Man: Huh?
Pterano: [Clears Throat] I said I want to be like you, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Pterano, we need to have a talk.
(Pterano and Spider-Man goes to the rooftop)
Spider-Man: Now I need to ask: WHY did you disturbed my fighting?
Pterano: I wanted to be like you, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Well, that doesn't mean you can join me. Right?
Pterano: A superhero like you. [Gulps]
Spider-Man: Heard I right?
Pterano: Yes. Can you please teach me how to be a superhero?
Pterano
I want to be like you!
Spider-Man
Yes, I know you want to be like me
Pterano
 I want to do what you do
Spider-Man
Just wait and see
Pterano
And I'll be a hero!
Spider-Man
Yes, you will be a hero
Pterano: A hero like you.
Spider-Man: Being a superhero is not as easy as you might think. You gotta have fight evil almost everyday, but first, you gotta have powers, costume and nickname.
Pterano: Well, my power is flying and I can fight in the air.
Spider-Man: Powers, checked. Now the rest of it is nickname and costume.
Pterano: (walks back and forth.) How about Fabulous Fearsome Flyer?
Spider-Man: (shakes his head.) Too long.
Pterano: Umm...Very Important Creature?
Spider-Man: (shakes his head again.) Too big-headed.
Pterano: Scary Death?
Spider-Man: (almost screams out loud.) No way! It is too scary for a superhero. It fits a supervillain.
Pterano: (jumps high.) I got it! Super-Flyer!
Spider-Man: Sounds great. Nickname, checked. And the last thing you need is costume to cover your secret identity.
Pterano: But where am I supposed to get it?
(Mary Jane Watson shows up in front of surprised Spidey and Pterano.)
Mary Jane Watson: Hi guys, what are you talking about?
Spider-Man: We were talking about superhero stuff. You see, Pterano wants to be a superhero too. We already checked powers and nickname, he calls himself Super-Flyer, but our dilemma is perfect suit for him.
Mary Jane Watson: Maybe I could sew a great suit for Mr. Pterano.
Spider-Man: Thank you, Mary. You are a genius. Without you, I would be stucked in my thoughts of the suit.
(At Rocky's apartment...)
Hyp: Rocky! Where's Mutt?
Rocky: (shrugs) I don't know. I didn't see him yet.
Hyp: Me neither.
Ruby: He can be anywhere in the city.
Ducky: I am so worried about him, I am, I am.
Cera: Maybe he got lost or somebody kidnapped him.
Ducky: It would not be good. No, no, no.
(Mutt walk into Rocky's apartment, feeling sky sick, with one hand on his forehead and the other on his stomach)
Hyp: Mutt! You're back! Oh, you don't feel so good.
Mutt: (to Hyp) It was horrible!
Hyp: (surprised) What was horrible?!
Nod: Yeah, what was horrible?
Mutt: Well, I was flying above the city with Spider-Man, Pterano, Etta, Petrie, Guido and Wild Arms. Suddenly I felt sick, my face turned green, my stomach began to gurgle and I puked.
Rocky: Maybe you should lay down for a moment.
Mutt: Yeah. (hears his stomach gurgle) Uh-oh! It's happening again! (runs to the bathroom and vomits)
Hyp: Oh, I'm glad I wasn't at his place.
Ducky: Poor Mutt. He really should lay down. Yep, yep, yep.
Mutt: (comes out of the bathroom) [Sighs] That's a releif. I need to lay down. (lays down on the couch)
Hyp: I hope you'll be fine soon.
(At Pearl St. in Downtown Manhattan...)
Loofah: What you wanna do?
Doofah: I don't know. Maybe we could just enjoy view from Empire State Building.
Loofah: You're reading my thoughts!
Cera: You Yellow Bellies are so full of ideas.
Doofah: (blushes) Thanks for noticing.
Foobie: [Squeaking Questioningly]
Cera: What he'd say?
Loofah: He said, "Shall we go something to do?"
Cera: Yeah, I'm bored.
Doofah: So where do you want to go?
(Back at Rocky's apartment...)
Hyp: Are you alright?
Mutt: (holding his stomach) [Groaning] It still hurts.
Wild Arms: Aw, poor little Mutt.
Littlefoot: So, what will we do next?
Shorty: Well, we already played Scrabble. How about Truth or Dare?
Ali: Sounds great!
Littlefoot: That Kwyjibo thing was funny. You had to spell it out.
Garfield: Don't try to make me angry!
Chomper: Easy, easy.
Littlefoot: It was just a joke!
Mutt: Let's play Truth or Dare!
Shorty: I'm for it!
(Spider-Man swings and lands hard into the window)
All: Ohh!
(Rocky opens the window to let Spider-Man in)
Rocky: Spider-Man, are you all right?
Spider-Man: I think I am. Whoo. Slamming into the window kinda hurts.
Guido: (smiles as everybody)
Mutt: (feels the pain in his stomach) Oh, no. It's happening again!
Spider-Man: Please don't puke on the floor.
Spike: It will be yucky!
Ducky: I would not like it. No, no, no.
Mutt: [Gulps] Feels like a massage from the inside.
Spider-Man: Mutt is still sick?
Ducky: Unfortunately yes, Spider-Man. Yep, yep, yep.
Spider-Man: I hope he'll be OK soon.
Wild Arms: (shouts to Guido) Guido, look out!
(Guido flies hard into the window)
All: Ooh.
Guido: [Groans] Ow, that was really hard.
Mama Flyer: Let me open the window for ya, Guido. (opens the window.)
Guido: Thanks. (flies inside) Oh, I never want to land into a window hard ever again.
Spider-Man: Well, you gotta be more carefull.
Guido: (rubs his beak) My beak seems to be OK.
Spider-Man: Thank goodness.
Nod: (repeats) Yeah, thank goodness.
Garfield: D'oh!
Spider-Man: What were you all doing?
Littlefoot: Nothing important, what were you doing, Spider-Man?
Spider-Man: Just saving the city. Whew! It's getting stuffy in here. I'm gonna go out and get some air.
(Petrie flies hard into the window)
All: Oohh!
Spider-Man: [Sighs] Not again!
(At the Comic book store...)
Comic Book Guy: You can't read the comics until you buy them!
Rhett: Oh, come on! I needed just one!
Comic Book Guy: Choose some book and get lost!
Rhett: Fine.
Cera: (to Rhett) Just pay the comic and it'll be yours.
Rhett: (grabs random comic, using his lips, places it on his back, gives the Comic Book Guy money and goes away.)
Loofah: I like this one. (points to a comic about Catwoman.)
Cera: And I like this one! (shows a comic about Thor with her forepaws.)
Rhett: (realizes he bought a Wonder Woman comic) Oh, she's so tough.
(Outside...)
Pterano: Excuse me sir, are you Stan Lee, the famous creator of superheroes?
Stan Lee: Yes, sir, I am. What would you wish? A selfie with me or my autograph?
Pterano: You can call me Pterano and I don't want anything of it. I just need a good advice from you.
Stan Lee: Well, Mr. Pterano, what type of advice should it be?
Pterano: Some inspiration for being a hero.
Stan Lee: Y'know, you can be a hero. 'Nuff said.
Pterano: (shaking Stan Lee's hand.) Thank you so much, Mr. Lee. It is a great advice!
Mary Jane Watson: (gives Pterano a finished suit.) Here you are, Pterano.
Pterano: (admires the costume.) Thanks. It's awesome.
Mary Jane Watson: I'm glad you like it. I've spent a lot of hours sewing it. Just try it on.
Pterano: Alright, but you have to close your eyes and keep them shut until I tell you to open them.
Mary Jane Watson: Fine. Go on. (closes her eyes and tries to think of something funny. The Flyer starts to put the suit on. After few minutes, he whistles at her.)
Pterano: You can look. (Mary opens her eyes and sees him in the suit with a mask on.)
Mary Jane Watson: Cool. Now you can fly and fight the crime.
Super-Flyer: (comes out of the alley) Let's do this!
(Spider-Man swings low and catches himself on a street light)
Spider-Man: (trying to get out of his own webs) This should never happen to a superhero like me. Now I'm stucked here.
Super-Flyer: Hello, Spider-Man. How do you like my Super-Flyer outfit?
Spider-Man: I definitely have a new sidekick.
Super-Flyer: What happened to you? An accident during saving people?
Spider-Man: (rolls his eyes) I'm glad you noticed. Could you please get me out of this darn street light?
Super-Flyer: Sorry, sir, I've got crime to fight. I'll be right back. (runs and trips on a newspaper stand) I'm OK!
Spider-Man: [Sighs]
(At 6th Ave, Mama Flyer is on the phone with Mama Swimmer)
Mama Flyer: (phones) Everything OK, Mrs. Swimmer? Do you see something interesting?
Mama Swimmer: (on phone) Not yet, Mrs. Flyer, but if I see something unusual, I'll call you back. (turns phone off)
Mama Flyer: Wow! (sees a figure in the sky) Mrs. Swimmer, I gotta call you back.
(NYC people see a new superhero)
NYC Man: Hey! Look!
(Some of their phones taking pictures)
(Back at Rocky's apartment...)
Mutt: (feels a very sharp pain in his stomach) Aaghhh! This is endless!
Hyp: Aw, my poor friend. He didn't deserve it.
Wild Arms: (panics) Oh no! He's dying in front of our eyes!
Hyp: (looking at him sternly) Wild Arms!
Wild Arms: I'm just kidding!
Mutt: [Groaning] My tummy is starting to hurt more!
Hyp: You should eat something healthy.
Wild Arms: (looks out the window) [Sighs] I wonder how my kids are up to?
(Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie comes in)
Loofah: Hi, Dad.
Wild Arms: Where have you been? (hugs Loofah and Loofah hugs him back) I was very worried about you. I thought I lost you.
Loofah: Well, we were walking in streets and buying superhero comics.
Doofah: We had a great time of fun!
Shorty: Mutt's stomach still hurts.
Foobie: Huh?
Mutt: Aaaghh! I can't stand it any longer!
Hyp: [Sighs] I have enough of his whining!
(Meanwhile Rocky, Garfield and the Gang walk in the streets and whistle a happy song. Suddenly on the sky appears something what resembles a plane. Everybody head up and see the strange thing. Rocky quickly takes a photo of it before it disappears.)
Rocky: Let's see what I took. (He zooms the photo in his mobile closer and gasps)
Garfield: What is it?
Rocky: You won't believe it.
Littlefoot: Please tell us.
Rocky: OK, I took a photo of a superhero.
Cera: Who? Spider-Man?
Rocky: No. Somebody different. I've never seen this hero before.
Garfield: Show us your picture, please.
(Rocky shows the picture to Garfield and the Gang. Their jaws almost drop. This superhero was a Flyer.)
Petrie: He look cool. Me must say Uncle Pterano about him.
Ducky: He sure will like it. Yep, yep, yep.
Chomper: Interesting, VERY interesting.
Ruby: [Sighs Dreamily] I think he's handsome. I'd like to know who he is.
Spike: Shall we get something to eat? I'm so hungry.
Everybody: [Laughs Out Loud]
Voice: Could you please get me down from here?!
Littlefoot: Spider-Man, you caught yourself in your own webs?!
Spider-Man: It's a long story, now get me down from here!
(Guido cuts the web, setting Spider-Man free)
Spider-Man: Thanks. I'd better follow Super-Flyer. See ya later! (Web swings)
Guido: I'm coming with you. (flies)
Petrie: Hey! Don't leave me here! (flies)
(Guido and Petrie flies to follow Spider-Man and Super-Flyer)
Cera: I'm jealous
Garfield: Me too.
Cera
I am so jealous.
Garfield 
Same as I.
Ali
Please don't be furious.
Rocky
And try not to lie!
Garfield
There's a new hero!
Chomper
Yes it is.
Littlefoot
He's not a zero!
Rocky
And you little miss?
Ducky
I am, I am, I am.
Gang, Rocky and Garfield
We are so jealous!
Ali: Is it true?
Rocky: What do you mean?
Rusty: Oh, I know.
Austin: (looks at the photo of Super-Flyer) Wow!
Ali: Is there a new hero?
Littlefoot: Yes, come and look at the photo.
Ruby: [Sighs Dreamily] Oh, Super-Flyer.
Ducky: Petrie's Uncle should see him too. Yep, yep, yep.
Grandpa Longneck: I would like to meet him.
Littlefoot: Yeah, Grandpa. Me too.
Doc the Lone Dinosaur: Hmm. I wonder if Spider-Man could meet him.
Littlefoot: Spider-Man followed him right after we released him from the street light.
Doc: Well, kid. You should go and watch them.
Rusty: I wanna go too!
Ali: Me too!
Chomper: I'm looking for them!
Littlefoot: Let's go!
Spike: For food!
Garfield: D'oh!
(Above...)
Spider-Man: There you are, Super-Flyer!
Super-Flyer: Spider-Man! How did you get out of your own webs?
Spider-Man: Guido cut the webs and set me free.
Petrie: (catching his breath) Hey, guys! Wait for me!
Guido: [Panting]
Etta: Wow!
Super-Flyer: Hi there, Etta.
Guido: How do Super-Flyer know her name?
Spider-Man: I'll explain later.
Etta: Look, guys! (points down)
Super-Flyer: Someone need my help.
(On the streets...)
Jessie Wilde: I'm bored. There's nothing unusual to see or do.
Mr. Thicknose: I'm too.
Mama Flyer: But it is. I saw a new hero today!
Tria: Really?
Mr. Threehorn: (grumpily) That's nothing for me.
Melanie Griffin: Don't be so grumpy, Mr. Threehorn. You didn't even see him yet.
Ali's Mother: Melanie is right.
Mr. Thicknose: Wait, the city has a new hero?
Grandma Longneck: Who else saw him?
Mama Swimmer: I did.
Melanie: Great!
Mr. Thicknose: What are we waiting for? Let's go!
(On E 18th St., 5 robbers are robbing a armored truck.)
Robber #1: Weapons or life.
Robber #2: [Chuckling Evilly]
Robber #3: Watch the streets!
Robber #4: With these weapons, we will be undestroyable!
Robber #5: Yes!
(A flash appear)
Robber #4: What's that?!
(Spider-Man swings low and Super-Flyer flies low on the street)
Spider-Man: You have no chance to escape!
Robber #5: Spider-Man?!
(Super-Flyer lands behind Spider-Man)
Robber #2: And...I don't know who he is!
Spider-Man: (introduces Super-Flyer to the robbers) This is my new partner, Super-Flyer.
Super-Flyer: And you'll come with us!
Robber #4: Never.
(Super-Flyer and Spider-Man take out all 5 robbers as Guido takes pictures on an iPhone)
Guido: (admires his cool pictures) I can't wait to show them my friends.
Petrie: And me Uncle too.
Super-Flyer: I guess we're done here.
Spider-Man: You're right, Super-Flyer.
(Guido's stomach growls)
Guido: (pats his stomach) Oh, I'm starved. My tummy's making hungry sounds.
Petrie: Me too, please
Spider-Man: Well, superhero's gotta eat.
(At the restaurant...)
Littlefoot: (eats a salad) I wish I met Super-Flyer.
Chomper: (eats a beef steak) And saw him in action.
Rocky: (eats spaghetti) And got a selfie with him and autograph.
(Peter Parker, Guido, Petrie and Pterano walks in)
Peter Parker: Hey, guys!
Littlefoot: Did you see Super-Flyer?
Peter Parker: Yes, we did.
Pterano: (thinks) I can't tell them I am the hero, especially my nephew Petrie, what will they think? (out loud) We saw him beating 5 robbers.
Guido: (shows the pictures on his iPhone) Here's the proof.
Petrie: Look at him.
Ruby: (sighs dreamily again)
Chomper: He really beat them.
Ali: I wish I could see him.
Ruby: (has hearts in her eyes) [Sighs Dreamily] He sure is here somewhere, somewhere here sure is he.
Ali: When he'll show up, you can ask him to give you his autograph.
Ruby: That's what I'm thinking.
Rocky: I can't wait next action in the city.
Garfield: Me too.
Littlefoot: Me either.
(Then, Doc and Hyp's Father tries to speech the people about Super-Flyer)
Hyp's Father: Seattle down! SEATTLE DOWN!!!! Good.
Doc: Did you see a new hero?
Hyp's Father: He calls himself Super-Flyer.
Doc: He wears dark and light purple suit.
NYC Man: I saw something like that.
Hyp's Father: Great!
Doc: So where did he fly?
Hyp's Father: And did he save somebody?
Doc: Is he OK?
Hyp's Father: Is he strong?
Mr. Thicknose: Does he have a partner or not?
(Back at Rocky's apartment...)
Mutt: AAGGHH! The pain, is much! In my tummy!
Hyp: You should do some yoga to wipe your pain away.
Nod: Or just breath deeply.
Hyp: Choose one of it and you'll be fine.
Wild Arms: Listen to your friend.
Doofah: He want what's best.
Loofah: Sure.
(Hyp, Nod, Wild Arms, Loofah, Doofah and Shorty got together in a circle)
Shorty: OK. What should we do?
Hyp: I think we could admire view from window.
Nod: Or play Scrabble like Littlefoot and others.
Hyp: Your idea sounds good.
Wild Arms: I have a better idea. How about some rest?
Doofah: I'm in for it!
Loofah: Me too!
(Foobie tries to calm Mutt down)
Mutt: Foobie... Something's... happening... I'm... changing... [Growls]
Foobie: Augh!
(Mutt starts to transform, his arms and legs grow bigger, he gets feathered body, longer tail, darker skin, evil looking eyes and sharp beak)
Foobie: [Gasps]
Act 2
Foobie: [Gasps] EWAH! EWAH! EWAH!
Loofah: Not now, Foobie.
Foobie: (tapping Loofah on the shoulder) EWAH! EWAH!! EWAH!!!
Loofah: What is it? [Gasps] (panics) Mutt turned into a monster!
Wild Arms: (screams like a little girl) Help! Someone help me! Don't let him get me!!!
Hyp: What we're gonna do?!
Shorty: This. Aaagghh!
Nod: Yeah, Aaagghh!
Wild Arms: Where's Spider-Man?!
(At the Midtown rooftops, outside...)
Super-Flyer: Alright, Spider-Man. You ready?
Spider-Man: I am!
Petrie: Good luck. [Sniffles]
Guido: (wipes a tear away) Be careful, please.
Super-Flyer: Let's do this!
Spider-Man: Yes, my colleague!
Guido: (about to cry) I hope you won't get hurt.
(Spider-Man and Super-Flyer jumps from the rooftop and start swinging on web and flying. Petrie and Guido hug together and starts crying hysterically, tears pouring out from their eyes. Etta watches the two as tears welded her eyes and sniffles and wipes the tears from her left eye.)
Guido: [Hyperventilating] I can't believe it. [Sobs]
Petrie: [Wailing] Me no believe either.
Guido: [Crying] There are two heroes now.
Petrie: [Sobs] Me know! (hugs Guido tighter)
Guido & Petrie: [Sobbing]
Etta: Come here, little ones.
(Spider-Man and Super-Flyer were in the air)
Spider-Man: Do you see someone needing our help?
Super-Flyer: Not yet, Spidey.
Spider-Man: Never mind.
Super-Flyer: Forgive me for not releasing you from the street light earlier.
Spider-Man: It's OK. I know you were excited for saving people.
Super-Flyer: (blushes under his mask) Oh, stop it.
Spider-Man: Forget it. Anyway, do you see a hole in wall or something like that?
Super-Flyer: Look! There!
Spider-Man: Where?
(Spider-Man and Super-Flyer sees the wreckage in Greenwich Ave., S 7th Ave. and W 11th St.)
Spider-Man: What happened here?
Super-Flyer: I don't know, let's explore it.
(Spider-Man swings low and Super-Flyer lands and examines the damage)
Spider-Man: What's happened?
Mike Griffin: Spider-Man! Glad you're here.
Super-Flyer: And Super-Flyer is here too.
Spider-Man: Tell us what happened here.
Mike: Something destroyed the wall and walked away.
Randy Perlman: Something huge.
Spider-Man: How huge was and what did it look like?
NYC Female: Very huge and looked like an overgrown chicken.
NYC Male: Hey, Spider-Man! And your new sidekick! You two should've seen it! It was like The Hulk was crazy!
Spider-Man: Where?
(NYC people points at the hole in the wall at Rocky's apartment and Spider-Man swings and Super-Flyer flies into the hole in the wall and sees the damage)
Spider-Man: Hello? Hyp? Shorty? Anyone?
(Hyp, Nod, Wild Arms, Loofah, Doofah, Foobie and Shorty rose up)
Wild Arms: (happy) Spider-Man! Glad you showed up!
Spider-Man: What happened here? Where's Mutt?
Hyp: (deaf) What? Did you say I have a big butt?!
Wild Arms: (facepalms) Hyp, Spider-Man isn't talking about your butt, he's talking about what happened here and where's Mutt!
Hyp: Your high-pitched scream was so loud! My ears are kinda deaf.
Doofah: Daddy screamed like a girl! [Laughing]
Wild Arms: What?! No! I screamed like a little hatchling.
Nod: Yeah, like a little hatchling.
Super-Flyer: (shows in front of surprised Nod, Hyp, Wild Arms, Shorty, Loofah, Doofah and Foobie) Enough of this argument! We must solve the problem!
Wild Arms: Who are YOU?
Super-Flyer: I'm Super-Flyer, Spider-Man's new partner.
Spider-Man: So tell me, where's Mutt?
Shorty: (quiver his body in fear) H-he tur-turned into a mon-monster, de-destroyed the w-wall and walked away.
Spider-Man: "Turned into a monster"? I hope Mysterio or Connors isn't here to transform him.
Loofah: He almost ate us alive!
Spider-Man: Don't worry, we'll find him and changed him back to normal.
Hyp: Thank you so much!
Super-Flyer: And everything will be OK.
Hyp: (to Nod and Shorty) Come on, you two, let's follow Mutt.
(Meanwhile...)
Littlefoot: (unsure) Do you think you're leading the right way?
Guido: Sure. I can see many things from high.
Cera: (grumpily) I don't think he'll lead us to Super-Flyer.
Ruby: (excitedly) But I do. Then I'll say "Hello, Super-Flyer, Super-Flyer, hello." to him.
Chomper: And I'll ask him for selfie and autograph.
Ducky: I am so excited! I am, I am.
Petrie: Me excited too.
Ali: I could watch him all day.
Tricia: [Cooing]
Ali: (asks Guido) Do you see something?
Guido: Nothing yet, but sooner or later he'll show up.
Cera: (tiredly) I hope so. My feet are killing me.
Ducky: (points to Mary Jane) Look! Here comes Mary Jane Watson!
Mary Jane Watson: Hello, little ones. Are you enjoying a walk or something?
Littlefoot: Hi, Mary Jane. Actually, we're looking for Super-Flyer.
Chomper: So far, we've seen him only in the sky and on the photo.
News Anchorman: (appears in front of the surprised Gang) Excuse me, I would like to give you some questions.
Littlefoot: What?
News Anchorman: First question: Have you seen Super-Flyer?
Guido: No, we haven't. But we are looking for him.
Rhett: Someone HELP!!! I'VE SEEN A MONSTER AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET ME!
Ali: [Gasps] A monster?! Where?!
Rhett: It's after me!
Littlefoot: Really? I see nothing.
(Littlefoot and his friends turned to see Mutt transformed into a 35 feet tall Hulk-like creature)
Littlefoot: Uh-oh.
Guido: (passes out and falls on the ground)
Ducky & Ruby: (hug each other and scream) Help!!!
Chomper: (tries to scare the monster by roaring) Roar!!!
Mutt: RRAAHH!!!
Rhett: Chomper, your roaring won't help this time! He's not a sharptooth!
Petrie: Oh, where Super-Flyer?!
(At the Daily Bugle...)
Robbie Robertson: Jameson! We got a new hero!
J. Jonah Jameson: That's impossible! We already have one and he is Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: You have to believe me! I saw him gliding above the city!
Wild Arms: Me too! He was cool.
Loofah: You won't believe until you'll see him.
Betty Brant: (sounds the buzzer) Chief, time to take your pill.
J. Jonah Jameson: Thank you.
Ted Hoffman: Do you have any proofs about him, Mr. Parker?
Robbie Robertson: Of course he has. Right, Mr. Parker?
Peter Parker: Alright, Mr. Jameson.
(Peter Parker shows a picture to J. Jonah Jameson of Super-Flyer and Spider-Man)
J. Jonah Jameson: (wideyed) Another masked man?!
Robbie Robertson: (proudly) That's the hero I was talking about.
Ted Hoffman: Hmm, he looks like a pterosaur from Cretaceous.
Loofah: (thinks) That's because he is a Flyer, or pterosaur in your terms. (out loud) Now you believe Mr. Parker here. Now your city has two superheroes..
Wild Arms: (points to the window) He is right as you can see.
(All employees including J. Jonah Jameson rush to the window and see Super-Flyer flying around)
Super-Flyer: (shouts) Super-Flyer!
J. Jonah Jameson: (thinks) Holy crab balls! Spider-Man has a new partner, now it will be hard to bear two heroes. (out loud) What an awesome hero, you were right, Mr. Parker. Forgive me for not believing you earlier.
Peter Parker: Never mind, Mr. Jameson. I'm sure he'll get a lot of fans quickly like Spider-Man.
J. Jonah Jameson: [Chuckles] NOW GET YOUR BUTT OUT THERE AND GET SOME PHOTOS! NOOOWW!!!
Peter Parker: Uh, Mr. Jameson, my butt is already out here!
J. Jonah Jameson: (bangs head on desk) Darn it!
(Wild Arms and Loofah burst out laughing.)
J. Jonah Jameson: [Growls In Frustration] Shut up, you brats!
Betty Brant: Blood pressure!
(Back at the streets...)
Littlefoot: Where this monster came from? 
(Hyp, Nod and Shorty runs towards The Gang)
Hyp: (catching his breath) That monster is Mutt!
Littlefoot: What?
Nod: He said, "Mutt is the monster!"
Mutt: Mutt... (pounds his fists on the street) SMASH!
Rhett: Holy Longnecks! It's destroying the streets!
Shorty: And soon it'll destroy us too!
Hyp: I'm too young to be eaten by my best friend!
Guido: (wakes from his passing and holds tight on Rhett's neck) Somebody help us!
(Super-Flyer and Spider-Man comes out from W. 46th St.)
Super-Flyer: Hello, people!
Spider-Man: We're here to save you!
Rocky: Super-Flyer in person?!
Bron: Son!
Littlefoot: Dad!
Spider-Man: What are you guys doing here?!
Bron: Looking for our children.
Doc: And Super-Flyer too.
Hyp's Father: Son!
Hyp: Dad! (runs to his father and hugs him) [Whimpering]
Hyp's Father: (hugs his son too) You're safe with me.
(Monster Mutt tries to attack them as they scream)
Hyp: My friend turned into this monster!
Hyp's Father: What are you talking about?
Super-Flyer: Everyone go and hide somewhere! I'll take care of this monster!
Spider-Man: Super-Flyer, look out!
(Monster Mutt grabs Super-Flyer and throws him into a car, denting its side)
Spider-Man: (runs to his partner) Are you OK?
Super-Flyer: (gets up from the damaged car) I'm fine.
Spider-Man: (to Monster Mutt) Mutt, what is up with you? (dodges the flying cars) Ah, who cares?
(The Gang see the damaged 6th AVE and W. 47th St., cars were damaged and crushed, light posts were tilted, street signs were wonky and buildings were damaged. Fires and rubble were everywhere.)
Mutt: Raahh... RAAAHHHH!!!!!
(Spider-Man grabs a newspaper stand and throws it at the monster)
Spider-Man: That should slow him down.
Guido: Get him!
Spider-Man: I'm doing my best.
Super-Flyer: Be careful, Spider-Man.
(Then, Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie, stand together and does the Yellow Belly Bounce, making Monster Mutt to topple with Wild Arms watching)
Loofah: I love bouncing!
Wild Arms: Come on, kids. Make him fall!
Doofah: Roger that!
(Monster Mutt falls backwards and starts to transform back to normal)
All: YAY!!!
Spider-Man: We did it!
Wild Arms: Thank goodness.
Mutt: [Panting]
Hyp: Mutt! (Hugs Mutt) You're finally normal!
Mutt: (Hugs Hyp too) What was happening with me? I can't remember anything.
Hyp: You were a huge, dangerous monster.
Nod: Yeah, a huge, dangerous monster.
Littlefoot: Even worse than a sharptooth.
Super-Flyer: It couldn't get worser.
Spider-Man: The most important thing is you're OK.
Cera: (lies) You didn't even scare me.
Hyp: Mutt, is your tummy feeling better?
Mutt: (rubs his stomach) Yeah.
Rocky: What happened?
Spider-Man: Mutt turned into the monster and destroyed the streets.
(the grown-ups, the police, and the firemen came to the wreckage)
Mike: Are you alright, guys?
Randy: Did anyone get hurt?
Mr. Threehorn: (yells) Cera!
Bron: Littlefoot!
Grandma Longneck: (tears in her eyes) Oh! (lowers her head to her grandson) My sweet little boy! (nuzzles Littlefoot) [Sobs]
Mama Swimmer: My little Ducky! (picks up and hugs her daughter)
Ducky: (hugs her mother back) Mama, look! It's Super-Flyer! He saved us. Yep, yep, yep.
Super-Flyer: (waves at the grown-ups with a shy smile under his mask)
Mr. Threehorn: So you are the new hero. It's very nice to meet you.
Super-Flyer: The pleasure is all mine.
Spider-Man: Don't forget that I helped save the city too!
Firemen: (stares at Super-Flyer with wide eyes)
Police Man: This is the hero who saved the innocent citizens from the monster?
Doc: What an honor to meet a superhero like you.
Bron: We heard a lot good things about you.
Ruby: (leans on Ali's neck) [Sighs Dreamily] Oh, Super-Flyer. Super-Flyer, oh.
Ali: I have a bad feeling.
Ruby: About what?
Spider-Man: Uh-oh. My spider-sense are going off.
Cera: Oh no! Don't be an earthshake.
Spider-Man: We got a new problem.
Rhett: Like this?
(An Omnidroid v.10 comes out of the dust with Cliff Mars in it controlling it)
All: [Gasps]
Act 3
(At Times Square...)
Etta: Another monster?
Mary Jane Waston: No, a robot this time.
Rusty: (passes out)
Tricia: Ooh...
Etta: What kind of robot is that?
Mary Jane Watson: I don't know. It looks like Transformers.
Ali's Mother: Let's find a better place to hide!
Etta: What could happen?
News Anchorman: (on TV) Breaking News at 6th Ave! Spider-Man and his new sidekick Super-Flyer defeated the dangerous monster, but there's a new danger as you can see yourself. (points to Omnidroid 10)
Etta: (looks at Ali's Mother) What we're gonna do?!
Ali's Mother: Don't look at me.
Mary Jane Watson: Etta! I'll make you a superhero suit! I'll call you...er... Superfemale-Flyer.
Etta: You Mary Jane are full of ideas. I accept it.
(Later...)
(Etta with her green and brown superhero suit with a cape, now Superfemale-Flyer comes out of the alley)
Superfemale-Flyer: (says to herself) OK, you can do this.
Mary Jane Watson: Good luck.
(Back at 6th Ave...)
Littlefoot: Hold the cola, folks, LOOK!
(The Omnidroid 10 throws a car)
Garfield: Holy geez...
Rocky: What do we do?!
Super-Flyer: (catches the car) That would teach you not to mess with me! (throws it at the Omnidroid 10 back)
Cliff Mars: (destroys the car by laser with the Omnidroid 10's laser blaster) You think you'll beat me, huh?
Spider-Man: Soon you'll realize yes! (ties the Omnidroid 10's 6 legs by his webs, but the machine cuts it off quickly)
Hyp: So you weren't rampaging, you went to fight it?
Mutt: When I was the monster, I didn't even know what I was doing!
Wild Arms: (shakes his body in fear) I'm scared.
Loofah: Father, don't worry, we'll protect you.
Guido: I have a plan. Mutt, you distract the robot as long as you can.
Mutt: I got this. (runs to the robot and tries to push it to the ground)
Spider-Man: (shocked) Mutt, what on Earth are you doing?!
Mutt: COME ON!!! FALL!!!
Spider-Man: The robot's too well armored.
Littlefoot: We're so doomed! (covers his eyes with his tail)
Super-Flyer: Not yet!
Bron: Could you do THIS? (kicks the Omnidroid 10 with his hind back legs causing it to fall to the ground) Did not think so.
Cliff Mars: [Laughs Evilly]
(The Omnidroid 10 gets up)
Littlefoot: Dad! Look out!
Rhett: (stays frozen)
Ruby: (passes out)
Shorty: [Gasps] She fainted!
Super-Flyer: Take her to safer place, I'll show the robot.
Mutt: [Gulps] What should I do????!!!!
Hyp: You have a new super-power, Mutt! You can turn yourself into a monster, when you're mad!
Mutt: But I'm afraid I could accidentally destroy the streets again.
Chomper: Hey! (hold out the remote) Look what I found!
(The Omnidroid 10 sees Chomper and grabs him with it's claws)
Super-Flyer: Someone needs this robot...
Spider-Man: ...To teach a lot of matters!
(Chomper presses one of the buttons that controls the robot and the claws lets go of Chomper)
Chomper: Oooff! That robot beast almost squeezed me to death!
Spider-Man: (dodging the lasers) Where's Iron Man when you need him? Or the X-Men?
Super-Flyer: I guess we'll have to deal with this ourselfs.
Guido: Mutt, you can do it!
Mutt: I'm not sure if I can get mad.
Hyp: Come on, Mutt!
Nod: Yeah! Come on, Mutt!
Mike: Think of something that makes you mad! Keep firing!
Loofah: (takes his last bounce) Our yellow bellies aren't working! The robot is not falling.
Doofah: Daddy, I'm so tired.
Foobie: [Squeaks Disappointingly]
Wild Arms: OK, kids. Have a rest.
Mama Flyer: It's a pity my brother Pterano isn't here to watch the fight.
Mr. Threehorn: I wonder where he is.
Mutt: I still can't be mad.
Doc: Leave this to me, kid!
(Doc uses his tail to whip the Omnidroid 10 back into the ground and the Omnidroid 10 gets up again)
Chomper: Guys, I've found something!
Littlefoot: Found what?
Chomper: A vulnerable place of the metal beast.
Ali: You are a genius!
Guido: I gotta tell Spider-Man!
Shorty: Me too!
Grandma Longneck: Just be careful, little ones.
Super-Flyer: Will this fight ever be done or not?!
Spider-Man: Hold on and it will!
Petrie: You guys! Watch out!!
(The Omnidroid 10 uses one of it's 6 arms to throw Super-Flyer and Spider-Man into a mailbox)
Super-Flyer: Are you OK??
Spider-Man: I'm fine!
Super-Flyer: This overgrown metal drives me nuts!
Spider-Man: Well, we have to deal with it whether we like it or not.
(Then all saw something in the sky, it was another superhero, she punches The Omnidroid 10 so very hard and the robot falls back into the ground. Everyone saw the superhero and she turned around, it was Superfemale-Flyer. Super-Flyer runs to her)
Super-Flyer: Wow!
Superfemale-Flyer: Did I get it?
Super-Flyer: That was amazing!
Spider-Man: Who is your name?
Superfemale-Flyer: (introduces herself) I'm Superfemale-Flyer.
Spider-Man: [Chuckles] Now I have two partners.
Super-Flyer: You were awesome! (hugs Superfemale-Flyer)
Superfemale-Flyer: That was nothing. (hugs Super-Flyer too) I'm here to help you.
Guido: (looks at the superhero couple) Super-Flyer has a girlfriend or just another partner.
Rhett: I think they should leave their date later.
Chomper: I think she's his daughter.
Petrie: Uhh... guys?
(Suddenly, The Omnidroid 10 gets up again)
Cliff Mars: This is the day that I will win! And there's Spider-Man with his now two sidekicks to stop me!
(Mutt gets angry and changes back into the monster)
Mutt: Do you ever (punches the Omnidroid 10) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Cliff Mars: Never!
Littlefoot: Your machine will die soon enough!
Hyp: And you'll go back to the prison!
Cliff Mars: We'll see.
(Superfemale-Flyer flies to the Omnidroid 10 and break through it grabbing the robot's brain core and the robot stops and falls over.)
Super-Flyer: [Whispers] There you go. That my girl.
(The Omnidroid 10 explodes)
Super-Flyer: I think we got it.
Spider-Man: (cheers) We won!
Super-Flyer: Yay!!!
(Mutt changes back to normal)
Hyp: I knew you could do it.
Mutt: Thanks.
(Later...)
Spider-Man: Take Cliff Mars home, Mike.
Mike: Got it.
Spider-Man: And make sure he does NOT escape.
Cliff Mars: You will see me again, soon enough!
Spider-Man: I don't think so.
Super-Flyer: Me neither.
Super-Flyer
I feel so happy
I want everyone to see
It's like the bright circle
is shining inside of me
My first crime
Is so awesome
Now that get help people
Is in danger
Spider-Man
I'm not alone
Because I got two partners
Super-Flyer
And now I get to fight crime with you
I feel so happy
I want everyone to see
It's like the bright circle
is shining inside me
Guido, Petrie and Superfemale-Flyer join in
I feel so happy
I want everyone to see
It's like the bright circle
is shining inside of me
All
Feel so Happy!
(Later that night, back at Rocky apartment...)
Pterano: Man! Being superhero isn't easy at all!
Peter Parker: You got that right.
Mutt: (rubs his large, stuffed and round belly) Man, I am so stuffed. (lays on the bed.) This day was kinda hurty and dangerous.
Guido: OK. Not what I was thinking but, I'd like to lay down too. (lays down too)
Jessie: Super-Flyer was amazing.
Loofah: And Superfemale-Flyer too.
Mutt: Who knows when I'll get mad again.
Pterano: At least not today.
Guido: (sleeps and snorts)
Peter Parker: You dinosaurs would've liked my Uncle Ben.
Mary Jane Watson: I wish he saw you.
Cera: Yeah, he would like us too.
Mutt: It's a pity he's dead.
(Hyp dangles in a clothesline)
Hyp: A little help?
(Everyone starts laughing)
(The scene switch to Super-Flyer flying in the air over the streets. He flies low and flies high. Later, Spider-Man and Superfemale-Flyer came from left and the right and they flew off into the sunset.)
(Ending Theme)
(Dedicated to Stan Lee - 1922-2018)
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