The Soccer Game/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 21, 1995
Episode Copyrighted: 1995
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts at the Loud House as Lincoln runs to Lori and Leni's room.
Lincoln Loud: Leni! Leni! Oh, Leni! Are you ready to go to the mall?
Leni Loud: *comes out of my room* Oh, Linky, am I?
Lincoln Loud: Well, come on, Leni! That would be fun.
Leni Loud: First, meet your friend Ashley.
Lincoln Loud: *to Leni* Ashley? You never told me about soccer tournaments! *tries to peek in the soccer trophy*
Leni Loud: *pulls it away* Hey, hands off, Linky! This here is a soccer trophy! Oh, Lincoln... if only you could see the soccer tournament, it would change your life!
Lincoln Loud: It's okay, Leni, I'll talk to Ashley.
Leni Loud: You do?
Lincoln Loud: I've got a ton of friends!
Leni Loud: Friends what?
Lincoln Loud: Well, it's not about a soccer trophy, the best thing about soccer is telling Ashley about a soccer trophy, thereby adding another soccer trophy to their team.
Leni Loud: *faints*
Lincoln Loud: Leni? Hello? Hello?
Ashley Roberts: *offscreen, rings the doorbell*
Lincoln Loud: Who's at the door? *walks to the front door*
Ashley Roberts: *offscreen* Who is it?
Lincoln Loud: It's me, Lincoln Loud. Come in. *opens the front door for Ashley*
Ashley Roberts: *offers my right hand* Hi, I'm Ashley.
Lincoln Loud: Nice to meet you, Ashley. *shakes Ashley's right hand*
Ashley Roberts: His name is Fanbot.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, goody. I forgot he is a robot.
Ashley Roberts: But, we have a special robot, Fanbot.
Fanbot the Robot: *waves* Hey.
Lincoln Loud: What!? Why do you talk about this now? It happens to you too, right?
Ashley Roberts: But, it rarely happens. It only happens if Fanbot is a robot.
Lincoln Loud: ... No way... What should I do?
Ashley Roberts: I'm sorry.
Lincoln Loud: What? Is there a miracle?
Ashley Roberts: What do you mean, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: He will remember us...
Ashley Roberts: I can say, 50/50 soccer chances.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, that means he has a chance to remember.
Ashley Roberts: Besides that, since this is the time when you play soccer.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry about that. If the scientist can't do that. I'll do that in the soccer tournament.
Ashley Roberts: What? You mean, about Fanbot's memories?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. 
Ashley Roberts: Thank you, Lincoln. To be honest, I want it too.
Lincoln Loud: Soccer, right? It starts from now on! I'll study hard.
Ashley Roberts: *smiles* Um, I can still help you. You don't need to worry about the secret box. We still put it on the table.
Lincoln Loud: Okay... I don't know how to talk about this to loud sisters...
Ashley Roberts: Yeah... 50/50 soccer chances after all.
Lincoln Loud: Wish me luck, Ashley.
Ashley Roberts: Well, SpongeBob and Patrick actually went jellyfishing.
Lincoln Loud: Oh. Hmm... Can I ask something?
Ashley Roberts: Yes?
Lincoln Loud: Where's the soccer trophy?
Ashley Roberts: I don't know. It's in your room on the table, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hm, my room? Let's check it out.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *goes upstairs*
Lincoln and Ashley are going to Lincoln's room. Screen cuts to Lincoln's room.
Ashley Roberts: Eh? Are you sure? I have never seen this.
Lincoln Loud: What? I can't believe it.
Ashley Roberts: This is after Yellow went to high school.
Lincoln Loud: At that time I can promote to the next tournament?
Ashley Roberts: If we win, we will definitely move up the tournament.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Ashley Roberts: I'm so excited about this.
Lincoln Loud: I have a bad feeling after this.
Ashley Roberts: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: *holds the soccer trophy* We can move to the next soccer tournament.
Ashley Roberts: Hooray!
Lincoln Loud: Hooray! *accidentally breaks the soccer trophy* Whoops.
Ashley Roberts: Oh no! The soccer trophy!
Lincoln Loud: *feel guilty* I broke the soccer trophy, Ashley. I'm sorry.
Ashley Roberts: *smiles, to Lincoln* It's not your fault. Accidents happen but we can play soccer together.
Lincoln Loud: We can?
Ashley Roberts: Sure. However, it won't happen again.
Lincoln Loud: I know... I'll make it better than this. Even playing soccer.
Ashley Roberts: Come on, let's play soccer.
Slide transition cuts to soccer field.
Human Twin Sister #1: I'm open.
Ashley Roberts: *tosses the soccer ball to the twin sister #1*
Human Twin Sister #1: *kicks the soccer ball against the other team's goalie and scores a point*
Lincoln Loud: That's a score isn't it, Ashley?
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, she scored a point.
Human Twin Sister #2: *to the twin sister #1* Great kick!
Human Twin Sister #1: Yeah!
Human Twin Sisters: *high fives each other*
Human School Bully #1: *to Lincoln* Where do you think you're going?!
Lincoln Loud: Ashley and I are playing soccer together.
Human School Bully #2: No, you're not. You're sitting on the beachers.
Human School Bullies: *laughs at Lincoln*
Ashley Roberts: Hey, leave him alone, bullies.
Human School Bullies: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *runs to the school bullies* Yeah, you heard her.
Human School Bully #1: Oh, it's on.
Human School Bully #2: Yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *kicks the soccer ball*
The soccer hits the School Bullies in the leg.
Human School Bully #2: *angrily* Hey!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi. Doy.
Human School Bully #2: *turns SpongeBob into a soccer ball*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Soccer Ball): Hey!
Human School Bully #1: *kicks Soccer Ball SpongeBob into the net*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Soccer Ball): *screams*
Human School Bully #1: *scores a point*
Human School Bullies: *laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants (Soccer Ball): Ouch!
Lincoln Loud: *turns SpongeBob back to normal* Are you okay, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll be fine, Lincoln.
Ashley Roberts: *holds the soccer ball*
Lincoln Loud: I'm open. I'm open.
Ashley Roberts: *tosses the soccer ball to Lincoln*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on Lincoln, you can do it!
Lincoln Loud: Okay, here I go. *kicks the soccer ball*
Human School Bullies: *growls and starts chasing Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *kicks the soccer ball to the other team's net, then scores a goal*
Ashley Roberts: *excited* Goody for Lincoln! *claps my hands and jumps up and down*
Human School Bullies: What?!
Ashley Roberts: We won! Nice scoring a point!
Human School Bully #1: *angrily* I can't believe it! I'm getting outta here!
Human School Bully #2: *angrily* Me too!
Human School Bullies: *angrily leaves the soccer field*
Human Kids: Hooray for Lincoln!
Crowd: *cheers*
Human Kids: *picks Lincoln up*
Lincoln Loud: *waves*
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House in Lincoln's room shelf close up.
Ashley Roberts: *puts Lincoln's soccer trophy on the shelf*
Screen cuts to Ashley and Lincoln.
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln, this is for you.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks.
Ashley Roberts: We can go to the arcade.
Lincoln Loud: Sure.
Ashley Roberts: Ah, welcome SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: Clyde and I had a back up plan.
Clyde McBride: Oh.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hm? Is that your friend, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: My friend?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmm...
Clyde McBride: Anyway, we just took him to the lab. Mayor Sayso only needs to change the battery. But, it's not that easy. The battery is pretty expensive. They also will examine him, what if there is another problem.
Lincoln Loud: It makes sense. 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ashley?
Ashley Roberts: SpongeBob, I can still come to the arcade with you and Lincoln. 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
Clyde McBride: Oh yeah, since you two are here. You can walk around here. You didn't do that before, right Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: I guess so.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, if there is your grandson, he looks like you. Is there someone that looks like me here?
Clyde McBride: Huh? Well, there is. The walkie talkie..
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Ashley Roberts: We'll take care of him, SpongeBob. Lincoln needs help.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know. We'll always be on his side.
Ashley Roberts: Okay. We'll have fun at the arcade.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks.
Slide transition cuts to the arcade.
Ashley Roberts: The arcade is so beautiful.
Lincoln Loud: Video games are fun.
Ashley Roberts: Yes.
Lincoln Loud: I guess so.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *inserts the coin, then plays in the arcade*
Lincoln Loud: This is fun.
Patrick Star: *laughs menacingly* Good thing they're playing in the arcade, playing soccer revealing one embarrassing snapshot of...
Leni Loud: Lincoln at the Christmas Party!
Screen cuts to the arcade exterior.
Leni Loud: *offscreen* Merry Christmas, Lincoln!
Patrick Star: *offscreen, laughs*
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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