Mourabiteau

A mourabiteau (English: villager, from Japanese murabito; Homo s. murabito) is a subspecies of human predominantly present in the Moricounien Federation. They are also called mourbs for short, or villy for effects.
== Details ==
=== History ===
Mourabiteaux were direct spurs from homo sapiens about 250 million years ago. During this time, their brains grew at an incredibly faster pace than those of humans, resulting in their large heads in proportion, which meant by the time Sumer existed, they would've already had the same knowledge as people in the Middle Ages 5 millennia later.
Compared to normal humans, they generally survived longer without food - up to even 3 months -, water - up to 1 month - and oxygen - indefinitely. They already developed a conscience 500,000 years ago, 400k before humans. During these 300,000 years they intentionally forced themselves to live on the edge to be able to survive longer while idle. 
Their short average size was due to natural selection imposed upon them by the normal humans, for use as court dwarves. Compared to actual human dwarves, they actually enjoyed their jobs, which explains their desire to work for anyone for anything in the current era. However, taller mourbs still existed, and one of those today is Matt.
Mourabiteaux blended with normal humans very well. So well in fact that there was little to no mention of them until recently, since they were taken in as normal humans.
=== Current characteristics ===
According to les Règlements:Un mourabiteau (cette désignation est neutre ; femme : une mourabiteanne ; masculin : un mourabitean), de l'appellation japonaise originale de murabito, c'est-à-dire un villageois, est une sous-espèce de l'homme moderne, appelé comme les Homo sapiens murabito, avec des apparences similaires à ceux qui est les personnages de joueurs du jeu Animal Crossing, avec celles caractéristiques : les formes de leurs nez peuvent être une ellipse, un rectangle ou un triangle ; leurs tailles sont presque toujours en entre 125 à 150 centimètres ; Ils s'ont des rélations symbiotiques avec des animaux non-humains et ont la capabilité de parler à eux ; ils ont la capabilité de parler audiblement pas ; et ils sont toujours souriants.
A mourabiteau (this designation is neutre; feminine: a mourabiteanne; masculine: a mourabitean), from the original Japanese word of murabito, that is to say a villager, is a subspecies of the modern human, called Homo sapiens murabito, with appearances similar to those who are player characters in the game Animal Crossing with these characteristics: the forms of their noses can be a circle, rectangle or triangle; their heights are almost always in between 125 and 150 centimetres; they have symbiotic relations with nonhuman animals and have the capability to speak to them; they have the capability to speak inaudibly; and they are always smiling.Additionally, they are physically in the grey area between different animal and same human species, kinda like erectus to sapiens. As so, they can be legally adopted both as children and as pets.
Mourbs are panmictic, meaning they can mate with any other mourb, even if they're relatives, and be born with little to no variation in appearance, except facial features and skin colour, which is more likely to be inherited from normal human parents that have mourbs as significant others. This makes them look almost all the same with the same head-body ratio and facial features, regardless of where they live.
Mourbs are incredibly precocious, being able to mutter one word like the well-known "mama" at birth and have the basic third-grade vocabulary at kindergarten. They can live for 160 years, and little to no aging is visible except for the presence of whiter hair.
Mourbs are also near immortal, being able to survive multiple stabbings or a shot to the head or heart. Almost every facet of their body is regenerated, meaning a decapitated head can grow back to normal in under a year. Speaking of decapitated head, they can survive without a heart as their heads have a surrogate circulation system within it, possibly resulting in their larger heads in proportion. They can survive for almost 10 times longer than normal humans without food or water, and can almost breathe in all environments, including underwater. The only ways for them to die are old age or nuclear exposure.
===Communication===
Mourbs can speak normally, but they will most likely communicate via FM-like signals, so that they would not deafen nor hurt anyone in their vicinity just by passing through them, especially in areas with large concentrations of mourb signals. It does not cost a lot of their energy to talk this way.
A bit, or tiny plastic bucket, of a signal sequence varies in pitches, with a pitch corresponding to a letter in their learned alphabet. For syllabic mourbs, they will sound a bit wobbly and physically longer to try to communicate using the language they've learned that only relies on syllabic characters, such as Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. Mourbs beep using their enhanced larynxes which gives them a beeping function similar in function to bats' natural resonance, but much higher, in relation to their size.
Mourbs can communicate from a range of 10 kHz up to 100 kHz, and at a speed of 75 to 150 plastic buckets a second, depending on how urgent or excited they are, and up to 512 metres away before corruption, and will interfere with nearby FM radios, unless if they beep very slowly or very quickly. They can also replicate said radios, and might act as signal repeaters for radios, especially for music radios, for the convenience of any mourb, sportsmate or whoever has a mourb signal radio.
The sentence "hello world" would take only a single millisecond. A standard conversation would take a single second. It would take 7 minutes for a mourb to transmit the entire King James Bible to another. Due to this quick communication speed, when, for instance, a lot of mourbs in a nearby vicinity receive a proposal signal, which is usually a wavy sound that plays something similar to a C trill so that all mourbs regardless of language can understand it, it would seem like as if they've had spidey-senses and can thereafter immediately act upon it. This effectiveness in communication has allowed them to respond to events much quicker, most importantly to things such as robberies, fights, medical emergencies or any suspicious figures found anywhere around a mourb. Sportsmates, whilst cannot redistribute signals themselves but can receive them, also enjoy this benefit and often pop up with mourabiteau responders.
When talking normally, mourbs would seem like they were just staring at each other for a few seconds before disbanding. There are absolutely no gestures, no movement, and might even broadcast the entire Bee Movie script whilst idling.
For music redistribution, mourbs will start with an identification signal or basically a sentence that says that what follows is music, since trying to interpret it would result in garbage. Mourbs can also somehow broadcast any other pulse if they have access to it, such as display (HDMI), ultrasound and even mushrooms, which have been seldom used to create music out of using bio data sonification. Some mourbs have been seen touching plants and actually talking to them as if they're either part of it or the plants are fellow mourbs, either to spur or halt certain plant activities.
When speaking audibly, the signals will be the same as the speaking voice.
=== Moral compass ===
Mourabiteaux are well-known for being slow to anger, generally inoffensive and hard to offend unless necessary (especially for mourabitean apprehender forces), with Adelaide being the most tolerating mourb in existence. They know if they are being egged for content or otherwise, and they will go away unless the person wants to pet them.
Mourabiteaux are also popular for not minding nudity. If one were to strip naked beside a group of mourbs of the opposite gender, none of them would care. They also believe in vicarious satisfaction in terms of sexual pleasures. Once they see one another or a person of a different species naked or doing the thing they have a fetish over or just generally in heat, they either most likely climax or rub themselves onto that person as a sign of adoration, without ever having sex with that person.
Mourbs are naturally pansexual and polyamorous, stemming from their near-infinite patience.