New School, New Drama

The first chapter of Total Drama School, and the first chapter of the entire Toad-al Drama series, posted on September 26, 2010. Chris McLean and Chef Hatchet introduce their 12 new contestants, competing at a crazy high school for $1,000,000.
==Story==
A young man comes out of a school bus and introduces himself. "Hi, I'm Chris McLean, and I'm the host of Total Drama School, where 12 'lucky' contestants will try to survive in a crazy high school taught by me and Chef Hatchet!" A large man with a chef hat steps out and laughs evilly. Chris then says, "The winner will get a special prize of... 1 million dollars! Hopefully, it won't get destroyed this time. Oh, here's the unlucky 12 now!"
A yellow school bus driven by an intern pulls up and parks next to Chris and Chef. Chris says, "Here's our first contestant... Carson!"
A skinny but athletic-looking boy with dirty blond hair and a green shirt walks up to Chris. Carson says, "Hey dude! This school looks tight! Any hotties here?"
Chris says, "Well, you might get a kick outta this-- here comes Amanda!"
A very pretty girl with a meanish look in her eyes steps out of the bus. "Heyyy, I'm Amanda, this place sucks, where's the showers?"
Carson puts her arm around her and says, "Hey ba-BY, lookin' sorta hot tonight."
Amanda, with a bored expression, says, "One, get your hand off of me. Two, it's only noon." and storms off.
Chris says, "Here's... Ricky." and runs away.
Ricky comes out of the bus eating a bag of potato chips. "Yo, Chris." he says. "What's up, dude?" Amanda plugs her nose from the stench wafting around and Carson faints.
Chris then says, "Ok. Enough Ricky. Here's our next competitor, Helga." Nobody comes out. "Umm, Helga! That was your cue!" shouts Chris.
A heavyset girl with curly blond hair and glasses comes out reading "The Thirsty Games." She says, "Hi. My name's Helga and I like to re--" but trips over the unconscious Carson.
The next to arrive is Meg, an extremely athletic and attractive girl. In between breaths, she says, "Hey. I'm Meg. Whoops, gotta go!" and begins doing push-ups.
After Meg comes Kurt, who's also very athletic. He says to Chris, "Hey, who's the babe doing exercises?" Chris says, "You'll never get her. Just go talk with Ricky or something."
A shrimpy kid wearing his hat backwards and sunglasses is the next to arrive. He says, "Yo, yo, yo! I'm Devin, peeps! Heyyy, ladies, check it! I'm saggin!" He lifts up his shirt and reveals he is wearing very baggy pants. They fall down the second he walks past Amanda and Meg.
A girl wearing skinny-jeans and a plaid shirt comes out. "Hi, I'm Emilee." She says to Helga, "I like your shirt. What book is that?" and before Helga can answer, a kid who makes Devin look tall comes out of the bus.
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" he says to himself. Chris says with a bored expression, "That's Gary. He likes Internet memes."
Gary whispers to Chris, "Hey! You didn't say the answer! What does the scouter--" and Chris calmly says, "Over 9000. Now GET LOST!"
Suddenly, a muffled "Let GO of me!" is heard from the bus. An extremely tall girl with purple hair and lots of black makeup around her eyes carrying a large, heavy garbage bag sprints out. "Hiii, guyyys! I'm Sharissa!" says the girl, then starts dancing. Chris says, "Um... what's in the bag?" and the girl pulls out a boy with Justin Bieber-style hair.
The boy, who is hyperventilating, screams, "Why did she have to fart before closing the bag? And why must the only girls who like me be insane?"
Chris says, "Um... Alex? You can get up now." but he won't budge. Sharissa says, "He doesn't like to move. Get up, ya lazy sack!" and she kicks Alex, who begins to jump around like a drunken monkey.
The final person to come out is a tall, red-haired girl carrying a violin and a large suitcase. She says, "Hey, I'm Veronica. Who's the weird gothy crazy girl?"
Chris says, "That's Sharissa. Now everybody, follow me. I'm going to give you a tour around the school."
While walking past the Main Lobby, where people will be eliminated, the Cafeteria, and the dorms, Veronica says to Amanda, "Hi. I'm Veronica. Want to be friends?" and Amanda says, "Suuure. We'll be like BFFs." in a sarcastic tone. Chris tells everyone that the dorms are co-ed, which Meg responds to by looking at Ricky and barfing.
Chris then says, "I'm going to read off the teams.
Emilee, Amanda, Veronica, Carson, Devin and Kurt will be the Screaming Rulers."
Emilee cheers and jumps in the air. "The Screaming Rulers ROCK!" she says.
Chris then says, "Meg, Sharissa, Helga, Ricky, Gary and Alex will be the Killer Apples."
Sharissa screams, "WAHOOOO!" and picks up Alex and swings him around.
In the Rulers' dorm, Amanda is talking to Veronica. "Did Chris say there was someone named Meg on the Killer Apples team?"
Confessional (Amanda): Meg and I are pure enemies. It all started when I accidentally stepped on her toe in the first grade. FIRST GRADE! I was 6! Can't she get over it?!?
Confessional (Meg): Amanda? She's here? AMANDA!?!?! She's my rival! She stepped on my toe on PURPOSE! But, at least we're on different teams. But Ricky? (barfs)
Chris then says, "And there you have it. There's already a rivalry brewing. What subject will be 'taught' tomorrow? And who's going to be the first to get eliminated? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Schooool!"
==Author's Notes==
*The chapter title is a play on the phrase "new school, new rules."
*Carson's delivery of "Hey ba-BY" seems to be a reference to old skits my friends and I created at summer camp when I was in middle school.
*The Thirsty Games, Helga's favorite book series, makes its first appearance in this chapter and is a clear reference to The Hunger Games. The title was originally "The Thirst Games," and I'm not sure why I changed it, because that makes much more grammatical sense.