Trytonic Condoms

Trytonic Condoms are rare historical artifacts. They were the personal condoms used by Weltführer Sören von Tryton. There are a recorded 170 Trytonic Condoms, only 40 surviving to this day. Only 10 are for public viewing, scattered throughout the world. Many remain in private collections.
== History ==
Sören von Tryton, revered fascist dictator and warlord, infamously loved and crazed sexual intercourse. He had a con committal polygamous marriage with Corinna Gödde. This meant he, along with Corinna, were allowed to have multiple partners at a time. Tryton, who had a strange obsession with sex, would use this to his advantage, taking to have many, many mistresses. Believed to be up to 37 woman, Tryton would spend his elderly years getting around the streets of Germania, entering sex houses and hiring prostitutes under the false identity of Karl Hoff. At first, this proved to be a pointless effort, with his face and structure instantly recognisable, despite his black cloak. When he entered a prostitutes house, he would reveal his identity to the subject, then proceed to begin the intercourse. Tryton, who already had a son, even a dynasty, would prefer not to have illegitimate children. Instead of getting abortions, Tryton decided to order for the production of personal condoms. These condoms would be made of the finest materials in all of the Weltreich, with it being rated as thin securest. With Reich insignia and even Tryton's signature inscribed onto it, they were often prized by the prostitutes who had the luck of being able to keep them (as a gift of appreciation by Tryton). Many however were thrown away or burned. Those that weren't destroyed were often kept as personal gifts or sold away in auctions or black market.
== In Popular Culture ==
Trytonic condoms were a relatively obscure part of history, only being known in sex groups and certain historical associations. However, Trytonic condoms would become public knowledge in the Nuuk comedy film, BA-BANG! The critically acclaimed comedy would feature the Trytonic condoms as an essential part of the plot, being the object the protagonist, Ipp, must obtain. The Trytonic condom that would be used would be the real Sample 26, the condom used for Rosa Heck. Interest only grew with a mention in The Tryton Phenomena, confirming its legitimacy. To this day, they remain a prized position in many historical collections and popular memorabilia. Recently, some have been sold in an auction in Warsaw.
Category:Weltreich