( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜助けて！ リタリン！ (Tasukete! Ritalin!)

==Lyrics==
Main Singer	Miku	Ai	Yukari
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
幸福指数足りてます？ 	koufuku shisuu taritemasu? 	Is your happiness index high enough?
なんだかちょっと疲れ気味 	nandaka chotto tsukaregimi 	You’re looking a little tired, there.
そんなあなたにプレゼント 	sonna anata ni purezento 	If that’s the case, I’ve got the present for you—
中枢神経刺激薬！ 	chuusuushinkei shigekiyaku! 	A stimulant for your central nerves!
 	 	
名前はメチルフェニデート 	namae wa mechirufenideeto 	Its name is Methylphenidate.
やる気を起こすお薬さ 	yaruki o okosu okusuri sa 	It’s a medicine to jumpstart your motivation.
何を隠そう、またの名は 	nani o kakusou, mata no na wa 	To put it bluntly, it’s known by another name;
巷で話題のあのリタリン！ 	chimata de wadai no ano ritarin! 	it’s that hot topic on the streets, that famed Ritalin!
 	 	
「メチルフェニデートはナルコレプシーならびにADHD患者に対して使われるアンフェタミンに類似した中枢神経刺激薬である」 	"mechirufenideeto wa narukorepushii narabi ni ADHD kanja ni taishite tsukuwareru anfetamin ni ruiji shita chuusuushinkei shigekiyaku de aru" 	“Methylphenidate is a stimulant for the central nerves similar to amphetamine used to treat patients with narcolepsy and ADHD.”
「ドーパミントランスポーターによる再取り込み阻害作用の他、前シナプス終末からシナプス間隙へドーパミンの遊離を促進させる作用も持つ」 	"doopamin toransupootaa ni yoru saitorikomi sogai sayou no hoka, zen shinapusu shuumatsu kara shinapusu kangeki e doopamin no yuuri o sokushin saseru sayou o motsu"	“In addition to blocking reuptake by dopamine transporters, it also promotes the release of dopamine from the presynaptic terminal to the synaptic cleft.”
 	 	
これさえあれば 	kore sae areba 	As long as you’ve got this,
もはや何も怖くはない 	mohaya nanimo kowaku wa nai 	you’ve got nothing to be afraid of anymore.
 	 	
ああ幸せなの 	aa shiawase na no 	Ah, what happiness.
目に映るものがすべて愛しい 	me ni utsuru mono ga subete itoshii 	Everything I see is so lovely.
 	 	
ああ爽快なの 	aa soukai na no 	Ah, how invigorating.
頭ん中全部空っぽにしちゃえ 	ataman naka zenbu karappo ni shichae 	Wipe your mind clean,
悩みなど吹き飛ばせ！ 	nayami nado fukitobase! 	and blow all of your worries away!
 	 	
おかわり。 	okawari. 	Give me more, please.
 	 	
睡眠時間足りてます？ 	suimin jikan taritemasu? 	Are you getting enough sleep?
なんだかちょっと上の空 	nandaka chotto uwanosora 	You seem a little listless, there.
そんなあなたにピッタリの 	sonna anata ni pittari no 	If that’s the case, I’ve got the perfect
中枢神経興奮剤！ 	chuusuushinkei koufunzai! 	central nerve stimulant for you!
 	 	
塩酸メチルフェニデート 	ensan mechirufenideeto 	Methylphenidate hydrochloride—
眠気を覚ますお薬さ 	nemuke o samasu okusuri sa 	It’s a medicine to dissipate your sleepiness.
何を隠そう、またの名は 	nani o kakusou, mata no na wa 	To put it bluntly, it’s known by another name;
巷で話題のそう、リタリン！ 	chimata de wadai no sou, ritarin! 	it’s that hot topic on the streets, yes, Ritalin!
 	 	
「血中に入ったメチルフェニデートは中枢神経に速やかに移行しシナプスにおけるドーパミン濃度の急上昇と、覚醒感、快感をもたらす」 	"kecchuu ni haitta mechirufenideeto wa chuusuushinkei ni sumiyaka ni ikou shi shinapusu ni okeru doopamin noudo no kyuujoushou to, kakuseikan, kaikan o motarasu" 	“Once methylphenidate enters the blood, it quickly moves to the central nervous system, where it causes a rapid increase in dopamine concentration at the synapses, as well as feelings of arousal and pleasure.”
「経口投与後、効果は20分で現れ、約3時間持続する。反復使用による耐性が生じやすく、依存性の高い薬と言える」 	"keikou touyogo, kouka wa nijuubun de araware, yaku sanjikan jizoku suru. hanpuku shiyou ni yoru taisei ga shouji yasuku, izonsei no takai kusuri to ieru" 	“After being administered orally, it will take effect in twenty minutes and last for about three hours. It can be said that since repeated use will produce a tolerance to the drug, there is a high risk of dependence.”
 	 	
これさえあれば 	kore sae areba 	As long as you’ve got this,
他に望みのものはない！ 	hoka ni nozomi no mono wa nai! 	you won’t want anything else!
 	 	
ああ最高なの 	aa saikou na no 	Ah, this is the best.
目に映るものがすべて眩しい 	me ni utsuru mono ga subete mabushii 	Everything I see is so brilliant.
 	 	
ああ痛快なの 	aa tsuukai na no 	Ah, how thrilling.
心の中全部真っ白にしちゃえ 	kokoro no naka zenbu masshiro ni shichae 	White out everything in your heart,
不安など塗り潰せ！ 	fuan nado nuritsubuse! 	and paint over all of your anxieties!
 	 	
おかわり。 	okawari. 	Give me more, please.
 	 	
ああ幸せなど所詮は幻 	aa shiawase nado shosen wa maboroshi 	Ah, something like happiness is only an illusion in the end.
わかっていたの…… 	wakatteita no... 	I knew it all along…
 	 	
ああ最悪なの 	aa saiaku na no 	Ah, this is the worst.
目に映るものがすべて厭わしい 	me ni utsuru mono ga subete itowashii 	Everything I see is so despicable.
 	 	
ああ限界なの 	aa genkai na no 	Ah, I’m at my limit.
頭ん中全部空っぽにさせて 	ataman naka zenbu karappo ni sasete 	Wipe my mind clean,
不安でたまらないの 	fuan de tamaranai no 	this anxiety is unbearable,
助けて！ 	tasukete! 	help me!
 	 	
「医薬品は決められた用量・用法を守って正しく使用しましょう」 	"iyakuhin wa kimerareta youryou youhou o mamotte tadashiku shiyou shimashou" 	“Let’s be sure to take medicine responsibly by properly adhering to the prescribed dosage and directions.”
「薬物乱用、ダメ。ゼッタイ」 	"yakubutsu ranyou, dame. zettai" 	“Drug abuse is bad. Absolutely.”
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