2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers Season 1 Complete Full Length Version by Timothy Ly Films Inc.

Samsung. Not Samsung, DreamWorks Animation SKG. The Samsung is the commercial plug should be a commercial plug. Change the logo now! Taco Bell. Do they mean the Super Bowl XLV champion, Taco Bell? Don't remind me, Mary. I wanted Pittsburgh to win. Not Taco Bell, DreamWorks Animation SKG. Change it! Well, what are you waiting for? Okay, okay. Don't rush me. Outback Steakhouse? Outback Steakhouse? That logo should watch its porterhouse steaks. You idiot! You changed the wrong logo! Now get it right immediately! Now it's Big Lots. I never read Big Lots. Hey Mr. Shield, can you make the next logo read Kmart? As good as done, Mary. Of course, we all know Sam's Kmart is P-U. *** *** ***! That's enough! Shield, you're not going to display Outback Steakhouse or Big Lots or even Kmart. You are under contract to display DreamWorks Animation SKG and only DreamWorks Animation SKG. I'm giving you one last chance. That does it! Shield, you're fired! Fired!? Fired!? I have only this to say to you: Marshalls! I'm going to visit Tom and Jerry at M-G-M. If he's fired, I quit. Marshalls, Sam. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! No, no, no! The DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo is supposed to stop when the music starts, not fly away. Let's try it again. Uh-oh! Runaway moon! He didn't want to be detected by crooks. He's a *** show-off. Now let's try the logo again. All right shield, what are you trying to do to us? I just wanted to spice things up. You should know when to stop. Now let's try the logo again. Stop the music! This is the music for the 2004 version! Now let's try it one more time. Jeez Louise! Who flipped the frame? Sorry. I hit a bump in the road. Well, that explains it. Let's break for lunch. B-backwards N-D? What the hell kind of weird-*** name is that? Looks like a Buddha. If this Buddha can bend it, who needs Beckham? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lorimar. Where have I heard that name before? I used to date her, but she dumped me for a foreign logo. Hyundai! Hyundai. They bring cars to life. What is this, a commercial? You can be sure... ...if it's Westinghouse. Get out of here, Westinghouse! This is not a commercial production. What are you talking about? This is a free country, isn't it? Out out out out out! O-U-T! Out! Sam, Sam, Sam. Why must you be so rude to our guests? Shut up, you ***! Goodwill. I used to own a Goodwill set. I was expecting Goodwill store myself. Get out! No more commercial plugs in a DreamWorks Animation Logo! Period! Petco. How do you Petco? I Petco very well. Now this is getting racy. I agree. What else could come up? The Viacom V of Doom? Oh noes! I shouldn't have said that! [POW!] [BLAM!] Jeez Louise! Did you see that? I don't believe it. The V of Doom just ran Microsoft Sam over like a steamroller. Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam. Did you get the license of that truck? Let's get Sam to a hospital. ASPCA? ASPCA? We are their voice. That's wrong! It should be DreamWorks Animation SKG, not ASPCA. ASPCA makes me think of an animal organization. Speak for yourself, Mike. I just used the restroom a couple of minutes ago. I can tell. I can smell it from a mile away. P-U. Now that's silly. Who ever heard of a W-W-W Animation SKG Logo? World War? Wild Whiskey? Weird Willie? Wolf Whistle. Do that to me, Sam, and I'll slap you! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! Now what in the heck is a B-B-B Animation SKG Logo? I've heard of a B-B-B gun, but not a B-B-B Animation SKG Logo. BBBBBBBBBBB! I hope they get it right this time. UNICEF? UNICEF? I don't want tuberculosis. Computer voices never catch tuberculosis. We don't even have lungs. Tuberculosis? Eewwwwww! They'd better get it right this time, or else! Oh no! Not BP! Anything but BP! I don't care if they cleaned up their image after that oil spill! I'm never getting gasoline from BP as long as I live! You hear me? Never! Now hear this! If you diss BP one more time, I'm going to beat you up! Screw you, BP! All right, you asked for it! [BLAM!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam! He's out cold, Mary. We'll have to get him to the hospital. And look at the set. It's all in shambles. We'll have to put up an OUT OF ORDER sign before we get Sam to the doctor. Great idea, Mike. Now let's go. What the hell is this? There are no captions in the logo! I agree with you, Sam. Moon, go back and get some captions. Aldi? I thought Kroger owned Aldi, not DreamWorks Animation. Aldi, Kroger, Walmart. I go grocery shopping at Aldi. Wrong logo. Change it. This is not Walgreens, this is DreamWorks Animation SKG. Change it. [NBC Chimes] The following program is brought to you in Living Color on NBC. Oh, how cute. I love peacocks. I don't. I'm allergic to them. Ahhh... ahhh... Ahh-CHOOOO! Gesundheit. Ah, a new house. I've always wanted to live in a NET house. Keep it up, Sam, and you'll be living in a NUT house! As for you, NET House, go back and get me the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo! NOW! Mike, why must you be such an ***? Sam, you sonofabitch, I am not a *** ***! You're a potty mouth, as well as a liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Madagascar on Mazda? That'd be new. Anything would be better than to drive a car. Go! Go go go go go go go! Take it easy, Mike. It's not my fault we keep getting all the wrong logos. It could be worse, like the Screen Gems S from Hell. No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooo! Not that! Not the S from Hell! Let me outta here! Eeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... What's the matter with Sam? He's been terrified of scary logos. First the Viacom V of Doom, next the BP Shield, now the Screen Gems S from Hell. I think he needs professional help. I agree, Mary. Let's find him, then we'll seek out a psychiatrist. Hahahahahahahahahahah lol lol lol lol rofl rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi soi! What's so *** funny, Sam? The caption DreamWorks Animation SKG is said came in without the moon. Hahhahahaahahahahahah! It just looks so exquisite that way. DreamWorks SKG? The 1997 DreamWorks Pictures logo in a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo? They must be really ahead of their time. 1997 DreamWorks Pictures Logo, this is a 2010 DreamWorks Animation Logo and you don't come in until 1997. 20th Century Fox? Didn't they make shoes? I take a size 9. 2010, not 1994! Now it's the 2001 Warner Bros. Television Logo. Our animation movies can be DreamWorks if Sam wasn't such a grouch. That doesn't come in until 2001. Go back and bring up the proper logo. Lionsgate? That didn't even exist in 2010. And this is supposed to be DreamWorks. Get out of here now! Sam, Sam, Sam, why are you such a grouch? Who asked you, ***? Stop calling me an ***, you sonofabitch! Nick Jr. has taken over DreamWorks Animation. I guess Blue's Clues will star in a Madagascar movie soon. No more Steve and Blue, my friend, and I'm giving you one more chance. The Paramount Closet Killer in a DreamWorks Animation Logo! Now Popeye the Sailor can costar with Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. Sorry, but Popeye the Sailor died a couple of years ago. Bluto substituted cyanide for Popeye's spinach and beat the snot out of the one-eyed sailor. And they hanged Bluto for the *** of Popeye. There was not a dry eye in Sweethaven that day. Enough, all of you! And as for the idiot messing up the logos, you're fired! Now you've done it, Sam! Where are we going to find someone to man the shield? There are plenty of other fish in this ocean. They come a dime a dozen. While we're looking for a replacement, let's all go out for lunch. All right! What's going on here? Hey---you with the captions! Who, me? Yes, you. You got the caption wrong. It's DreamWorks Animation SKG, not DreamWorks Pictures SKG. Go back and change it. Okay, boss. DreamWorks SKG Animation? They should have stuck with DreamWorks Pictures SKG. I agree. Sounds like tunes for me--- DreamWorks Pictures SKG. Hee hee hee hee hee! That's R-O-N-G wrong. Start over. What's this? "GKS Noitamina Skrowmaerd?" What the hell are you trying to do to me? I was trying to do the whole thing with mirrors. What you have is a mirror image. Go back and do it right. Well, tscha! Nobody appreciates creativity any more. Hey Sam, they finally gave you top billing. I knew they'd give Sam his due sooner or later. Only something's not right. What do you mean? I gave you your proper billing, didn't I? Not the title card you're showing now, the one before it. What's wrong with it? The caption below the moon is wrong. It should say "DreamWorks Animation SKG," not "DreamWorks resents." It's not a mistake. DreamWorks really does resent you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why you--- [BOOM!] Take it easy, Sam. He was just teasing you. Shut up, you ***! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! WreamDorks Sanimation AKG! How silly! Circle K! That's what I say! We need to talk. Yeah? Whatta you want to talk about, Sam? Not here. Meet me in my office in five minutes. Don't be too rough on him, Sam. He's only learning the ropes. I'm in charge and I'll do what I want. Besides, jobs like his come a dime a dozen. Cut! All right, what's going on here? Hey, you with the captions! Who, me? Yes, you. It's not supposed to be Paramount; it's supposed to be DreamWorks. Change it! No, it is not an improvement, but next time, it's not Universal, it's DreamWorks and get it right, capeesh? As Steve Martin used to say, well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Hey Mike, look at the caption! 20th Century Fox Animation SKG. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not funny, you ***! One word is supposed to have 20th Century Fox and the other DreamWorks. Change it, or else! Tscha! I can't stand being "or elsed." What are you anyway, a comedian or something? Get it right! Now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Walt Disney Home Video!" That's rich! Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah Mary, that's so funny! Ha ha ha ha ha! That does it! Caption guy, yoooooooooooou're fired! Fired? Fired? Screw you, Microsoft Sam! I'll see you in court! Take over, Mike. See if you can get it right, unlike that dime-a-dozen bum. Sorry, forgot to put the DreamWorks above the moon. I'll try again. Dang! Now I forgot the Animation SKG! I miss that dime-a-dozen bum already. Don't worry, Mike. All you need is a little more practice. Let's take a break. There, there, Sam. You're probably having one of those days. After the break, I'll see if we can get the old caption guy back before he sues us for wronngful termination. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-otch! Cut! Where's the SKG? I see an Animation, but no SKG. All right, you ***! Where's the Animation? He had to take a leak. I don't give a flying caption! Go back and get me the Animation! All right, all right! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Wounded Warrior Project? What is this, a military organization? Wounded Warrior Project? Eeewwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Not Wounded Warrior Project, you fool! DreamWorks Animation SKG! Change it! NOW!! St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. We must be in the hospital. Children must be hiding out someplace. Not St. Jude Children's Research Hospital! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG DreamWorks Animation SKG DreamWorks Animation SKG DreamWorks Animation SKG DreamWorks Animation SKG! All right! Can I help it if you act childish? Bosley? I feel like I'm in a Bosley shaving club. I'm all for going to the steam room when this program is over. So am I, but Sam better keep his towels dry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Shut up, you ***! And as for the moon guy, one more slip-up, and I'll have you transferred to the Pink Panther Show! Sam, Sam, Sam. What makes you act like such a grouch? That's none of your business, you ***! I am not an ***, you sonofabitch! I'm not a sonofabitch, you ***! [BUZZER] And stop razzing me! That's what I say! Moon guy, you're fired! Fired!? Fired!? I'll sue you for every cent you've got, Microsoft Sam! It will only be frivolous because I fired that dime-a-dozen bum with cause! There, there, Sam. Let me try the shield zoom. Can't be any worse than that dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! Liar! Uh-oh! I had the picture upside down. I'll try to fix it. Later, Mary. Let's take a break. You need a vacation, Sam. Your nerves have been bothering you lately. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! I agree with you, Mike. He's having a bad day. Oy vey! Cut, cut, cut! The DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo isn't supposed to be 2010, not 2004. Sorry, Boss. I just got a little excited. You again!? I thought I fired you last episode. You did, but I filed a lawsuit against you and won, so here I am again. I see your point. Now, you better toe the line, or else! Remind me to fire my lawyers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lipozene in DreamWorks Animation! I agree that it's funny, Mike. I guess we better pack our bags and move to Japan. We're not moving to Japan. Lipozene does not own DreamWorks. Get me the proper logo! Now! Warner Bros. is into DreamWorks Animation now? I can just see Daffy Duck meeting Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. What the hell is the Warner Bros. Pictures logo doing in my DreamWorks Animation Logo? Get out! Now! Now it's Cookie Jar that's trying to take over DreamWorks Animation. This sucks! I hate Cookie Jar, you hear? I hate Cookie Jar! I hate Cookie Jar! I hate Cookie Jar! Jeez Louise! I goofed again! Have mercy! Go! Go go go go go go go! And this time, stay outta my life forever! Oh yeah? Well, try this on for size, you ***! Look, it's American Standard. Those knuckleheads make me laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What are you anyway, a Wisenheimer? I told you to get out of my life forever. I heard you fired your lawyers, so there's no way you can kick me out of here. I'll find a way to kick you out, all right. You just try. In the meantime, chew on this! Judas Priest! It's the Screen Gems S from Hell! I hate that infernal logo so much, I wanna barf all over it! What the hell? I'll do it now! [Sam barfing] Nice try, but you're still forever banned from working here under penalty of death. Okay, Sam. If you insist on barring me from my job, I'm using my secret weapon. Take that, you meany! Oh noes! It's that infernal Viacom V of Doom! Let me outta here! Eee-yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi! Not so fast there, Microsoft Sam! I was sent here to torment you. And if you don't re-hire me, Sam, the V of Doom will torment you forever! This is all your doing, you dime-a-dozen bum! I'll never re-hire you and this infernal V of Doom will never get away with--- Eee-yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You leave Microsoft Sam alone, you ***! Do not interfere with justice, you ***! That's enough, V of Doom! For tormenting Sam and insulting Mike, I'm letting you have it! Take that, you King Daddy of scary logos! [BOOM!!] Thanks, Mary. You saved my life. Speakonia Male 1, you're re-hired. I should have known better. Just don't threaten me with scary logos again. It's a deal, Sam. [NBC Chime] Oy vey! Now it's the NBC Snake. Next, they'll say "brought to you in Living Color." Brought to you in Living Color. Now cut that out! Judas Priest! Just back on the job, and already Sam's starting in on me again! Take it easy, Sam. He's been having a rough time lately, and so have you. I guess you're right, Mike. I think we could use nice relaxing vacation. Perhaps we can go to Japan. Just kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cut! All right, moon guy, who are you trying to impress? I wanted to get a little creative. The logo is supposed to display 2010, not 1997. You'll get kids to poop in their pants. Poop in their pants? P-U! Look, Mary, it's Comet TV. Comet TV? Great! Now we can watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 uninterrupted, uncut and uncensored. I have one word for putting Comet TV where DreamWorks would normally be: uneducated. Take back the Comet TV logo and get me the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo! Now! A&E? That's nice. It used to be A&E Networks before it became. The A&E meant Arts and Entertainment Network. Not A&E, DreamWorks Animation SKG. Take it back and bring up the right logo. Paramount Network. This channel used to be Spike TV before it became Paramount Network. No one under 17 admitted. Something is wrong. Yeah. That's why I sent the Paramount Network Logo out here. Something always goes wrong whenever Microsoft Sam shows up. You cheap sonofabitch, this is not a *** flick. Get rid of the Paramount Network Logo and bring up the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo, or you'll be SOL. All right! Jeez Louise, you are such a grouch today! And my name is Microsoft Sam, not Jeez Louise. Calm down, Sam. You know he's trying as best he can. He's very trying, you ***! You call me an *** one more time, Sam, and I'll wipe your *** with a porcupine. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Microsoft Mike, why don't you accept the fact that you are an *** and you can't change what you are because it's a fact you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Sam? I'm okay, Mary. I just got so pissed off at Mike for objecting to my calling him an ***. Be a little more careful who you call an ***, you sonofabitch! Subway. Eat fresh. Eat poison. This is not a commercial. Jurassic Park. I wonder if Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe meet Ian Malcolm. I agree. What did I tell you about movies in a logo? Sorry, Sam, I was put out for a logo. Get that movie logo outta here! Now!! And if you give me one more movie logo, I'll make you watch The Lord of the Rings! The Lord of the Rings? Eeewwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Spanning the globe to bring you all the highlights in the Lake Metroparks. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. You fool! This is not Lake Metroparks, this is DreamWorks Animation SKG. Get me the proper logo, or I'll give you the agony of defeat! Give me a break, Sam! I've been running back and forth so much, I'm already suffering the agony of de feet. De feet hurt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Ha ha ha ha" yourself. Very droll joke. Oh well. Since we mentioned food earlier, let's all take a lunch break. Cut! All right, what's the big idea? Tscha! This is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation movie, isn't it? True, but the logo is supposed to display "2010," not "2001." Go back and change it. All right, all right! Picky, picky, picky! DreamWorks Geauga Park District? How loud do you think they are? AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Mary, you don't have to yell! Sheesh! And it's not Geauga Park District, it's Animation SKG! Change it now! Shush the sheesh, Sam! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! Looney Tunes. They make strong movies, don't they? Not Looney Tunes... Animation SKG. Merrie Melodies. One dose and you'll go Madagascar. Animation SKG! Animation SKG! Animation SKG! Sorry, wrong number. Target? Are we on "Big Hero 6" all of a sudden? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You ***! This is 2010, and "Big Hero 6" doesn't come in until 2014. Correct the caption now, or I'll watch Big Hero 6! Sam, Sam, Sam, why must you always turn a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo into your own personal sweatshop? Quit making insubordinate comments, you ***! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no no no! Every time I try to calm Sam down, he acts like he's Genghis Khan! Well, I'm sick of this! Do you hear me? I'm sick of it! Sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch! [BOOM!] If I hear any more outbursts like that, it's over! No! No! No! CSX did not exist in 2010! Go back and get it right! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Norfolk Southern does not own DreamWorks nor does it own Animation SKG! And that theme music belongs to the 1997 theme! One more slip-up and it's the end! No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! How dare you pair rival studio logos together! This is the end! I'm not doing any more DreamWorks Animation ID Bumpers! You're all fired! Do you hear me? F-I-R-E-D! Fired! Out! Out-out-out-out-out! And don't even bother coming here expecting your jobs back, 'cause that's never gonna happen! Never never never never never! Judas Priest! What a temper! Anybody know of a good lawyer? We oughta sue Sam. If he thinks he'll get away with dumping us like this, he's got another thing coming. We'll get revenge on Sam one of these days. ASSWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's so funny, Mike? The DreamWorks logo's acting like 1997! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1997 are fun. I wish I watched one when I was a kid. Enough with the 1997. I'm getting dizzy. MTM Studios has invaded Madagascar! Looks like we're in for an invasion of sitcoms. Sam would have a royal fit if he saw this logo in a DreamWorks Animation ident. Could you try to get the DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo back, please? Oops! Sorry, my bad. I'll see what I can do. Now it's Heifer International that's gone Madagascar. I can hardly wait to see Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe being pals with those goats. Say good night, Heifer. Good night, Heifer. Who asked you? You're not funny and you're not Heifer! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Now hold on there! Shriners Hospitals for Children did not take over DreamWorks. What are you trying to pull? I just wanted to see what would happen if Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe met Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. When Microsoft Sam gets back, he's gonna hear about this and he'll give you your just deserts, but good! Judas Priest! Sam was right about you, Mike! You really are a total ***! Don't you start! I am not an ***, you sonofabitch! If Sam were here, Mike, he'd make you a member of the Liars' Club! Barney Home Video in Madagascar! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not funny! Change it! Sesame Street Home Video. Must be rabbit season. Or maybe duck season. The hunter in the sky. Maybe he's looking for Ursa Major. Perhaps he'll find her near the North Star. Steak 'n Shake? Steak 'n Shake? This is a motion picture, not a hamburger restaurant! Am-scray! Please, Mike, don't get all worked up over these bloopers like Sam does. That's none of your business, you ***! Microsoft Mike! I won't have you calling me a ***! Simmer down, Mary. At least he knows how I feel about these bloopers sometimes. Microsoft Sam! Back so soon? I never thought I'd say this, Sam, but thank God you've returned! So what brought you back here so soon? I took a detour and found myself in a bad place. I raced back here as fast as I could, but someone from that bad place is chasing me. And who's chasing you? So, Microsoft Sam! I've found you! Eek! It's the Devil! He's brought that Satan's Kingdom sign with him. Somebody do something! Protect me from this evil overseer of that infernal realm! Too late, Sam! You are condemned! Prepare for an eternity of pain! Oh no you don't, Satan! Take that! [BOOM!!] No no no no no no no no! Not that! Anything but that! Let me outta here! Eeee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Look at him run! He took one look at the God's Country sign and fled in terror! Sic semper evillis - thus always to evildoers. Well said, Sam. I must go now. Peace be with you. And also with you. It's great to have you back, Sam. We all missed you. And I missed you too. I have an idea: now that Sam's back, safe and sound, let's all go out for some pizza. Your RoflCopter is all set, Sam. All aboard! We're on our way to Pizza City! soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi All right! What are you, a comedian or something? What do you mean? The only thing that should come in is the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo, not 2004. So sue me! Sheesh! Shush the sheesh! Shishkabob! I'm warning you! All right, all right! Judas Priest! You really know how to make a guy feel like an ***! Takes one to know one. 2007 DreamWorks Animation SKG. That's "Present." That's wrong! 2005 DreamWorks Animation. In heaven sometimes. Hahahaha! That's wrong. Get it right! You ***! I am not an ***! Liar! You are too! The logo "View-Master Video" does not come in. Only the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo does, capeesh? I get it. LeapFrog. I hope Conan's doing his Year 3000 routine tonight. Not LeapFrog, DreamWorks! VTech. This kiddie toy is dynamite. I agree. If you mess with it, it might explode on you. [BOOM!!] I didn't mean it literally! Welcome to the club. This is not JumpStart! Get that Knowledge Adventure logo outta here! I kind of like JumpStart myself. Anna! What are you doing here? I heard you were having trouble with the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo, Sam, so I've come to help you out. Okay, Anna, I'll give you a chance. Anybody can do better than that dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! You are too! Oh crotch! The captions are there, but not the moon. Don't worry, Anna. You'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I guess you're right, Sam. We'll try again later. I'm all for going out to lunch. Would you like to go Dutch? I think we've been in dutch already. You are so funny, Sam! [Anna laughing] All right, you ***! What's the big idea? What do you mean? And why, in heaven's name, do you keep calling me an ***? Because I can and I said so. Get that Old Navy outta here and get me the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo! Now!! Okay, you're the boss. And I am not an ***! You are too an *** and you know it! *** *** *** *** ***! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! THX? Oh crotch! We're all out of THX. Don't worry, Mike. I'll buy some on the way home today. Where did the THX logo come from? And it's not THX, it's 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG! Get it right or I'll spray the THX logo in your eyes! Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer upside down lion. MGM movies will never die. What are you, a comedian or something? You said it's supposed to be "DreamWorks Animation SKG." Yes, but not "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer." All right then, I'll get a concrete one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Why does he always do this to me? I'm sick and tired of all the *** you give me! You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm sorry, Anna. I just get so sick and tired of all the *** Speakonia Male 1 gives me in these videos. It gets me so worked up and I'm always throwing tantrums. Don't worry, Sam. Just be calm like me. I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. But not the pillow Sam drooled on last night. Sam drooled on the pillow? Gross! Eeewwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Aardman. Don't they distribute Wallace and Gromit, Abby? They sure do, Beulah. Next they'll send in Flushed Away. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Speaking of Wallace and Gromit, if you don't get me the proper logo--- Stop calling me Wallace and Gromit! At least I didn't call him an *** that time. Watch your mouth, you sonofabitch! Look, it's Toshiba. He's so cute. I agree, Mary. I used to service. Get that Toshiba logo outta here or I'll sic on you! Take it easy, Sam. I was only joking. I don't even have a servicer. How much does a net globe cost? I don't care. I'll give this dime-a-dozen bum one more chance. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! Macy's. I used to go to that department store when I was a kid. I agree. Now you've done it! Out! Out-out-out-out-out! And don't ever come back! And this time I mean it! Next time I see you I'll jam--- [BLEEP!] Sorry I had to do that, Sam, but I just had to calm you down. That's telling him, Anna. Should we go shopping. Good idea, Mary. I have Sam's credit card with me. Let's go! Hey, moon guy! Who, me? Yes, you! You got the logo upside down! Oh really? I thought this was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Not Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, DreamWorks Animation SKG. Get it right! LVB. As in Ludwig van Beethoven. Those were the days. Breaker 19 for a radio check. Negatory, good buddy. I say Negatory to this moon. It's DreamWorks Animation SKG, not Ludwig van Beethoven. DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG! All right! Sheesh, you're such an ***, Microsoft Sam! I'm not an ***, you sonofabitch! And shush the sheesh! Joseph Haydn. I always wanted to listen to some classical music. You're making me thirsty. Oh, wow! I could've had Joseph Haydn! Johann Sebastian Bach? Johann Sebastian Bach? I don't want Johann Sebastian Bach. I don't want it either, but if Sam got it on with me, I'd end up with Johann Sebastian Bach anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Microsoft Mary, you've got your nerve saying I give you Johann Sebastian Bach! I don't have Johann Sebastian Bach you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Anna. I just get so pissed off by cheap jokes about my sex life. There, there, Sam. I used to feel that way, but then I got over it. If I can do it, so can you. Thanks. Now, let's see if the moon guy can get it right. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. How psychedelic. I love Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. They're so real. Hey, moon guy! DreamWorks Animation SKG! You hear? DreamWorks Animation SKG! I wish you would call me by my proper name. I'm tired of being called "moon guy." If you don't display the proper logo, you'll be called an out-of-work moon guy. Up yours, ***! I AM NOT AN ***! Calm down, Sam. This too shall pass. Frederic Chopin. Frederic Chopin. What's new? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, moon guy! I have a riddle for you. Knock knock. Who's there? Ama Gana. Ama Gana who? Ama Gana fire you if you don't display the proper logo! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Sheesh! SHUSH THE SHEESH! Look, Mary. Someone whitewashed Sergei Rachmaninoff. Maybe i love the song 18th Variation on a Rhapsody on a Theme from Paganini. I love songs by Rachmaninoff, but I also love to write dirty ones. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! MOON GUY!! Uh-oh! I'd better vamoose! Come back here, moon guy! I hate you so much I wanna take that *** logo and beat your stupid-*** brains out! It's just human nature for me to hate guys that try to make my life a living hell--- ---especially dime-a-dozen bums like you. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR... Hey you! Who, me? Yes, you! What's the deal with Katy Perry being here when this is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation movie? I thought this was going to be a song about Fireworks. This is not Firework! This is Madagascar! Get me the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo! Now! All right! Judas Priest, you're such an ***! And stop calling me an ***, you sonofabitch! Demi Lovato? Why, they produced the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In." That show was comedy incarnate. I wish they'd bring it back. Was "Laugh-In" a funny show? You bet your sweet bippy it was! Sock it to me! If you don't bring up the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo, I'll really sock it to you, but good! Adele, as in long-playing record. At last, a long-playing logo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Not "Adele" - "DreamWorks Animation SKG." Owl City. I used to listen to Owl City when I was a kid. So did I. LH Michael and LH Michelle! You two are not allowed in this video! Get out! Out! O-U-T! Out! Hold it right there, Speakonia Male 1! Come back here! You called, Boss? Yes. I told you to bring up the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo. That's your job. Who's the *** that let in all these inappropriate logos? I don't have to ask. It's you, Speakonia Male 1. What do you have to say for yourself? It wasn't me that kicked down the door, it was those crazy people, LH Michael and LH Michelle, that did it. They shouldn't have broken in here in the first place and I'm putting you on notice. Get the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo in here before closing time, or else! On notice? Me? Screw you, Sam, you ***! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no! *** you, Speakonia Male 1! I'm sick and tired of your *** insubordination! If you keep screwing up the DreamWorks Animation logo, you're fired! You hear me? Fired! You sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Anna. I just get so pissed off at all these inappropriate logos invading the DreamWorks Animation ID turf. Oh well, this too shall pass. Microsoft Windows 95. I guess we'll next be visited by Windows 98 and Windows 2000. One more commercial plug in a logo and I'll slap you. Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Walt Disney Pictures. I guess Walt Disney will now start showing Madagascar. Mickey Mouse presents Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. Made possible with a grant from ACME Carrots. If I told you once, I've told you a gazillion times, it's "DreamWorks Animation SKG!" Shadow Projects. It's official now: Shadow Projects and DreamWorks have merged. I can see it now: Ojo meets Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo and Bear in the Big Blue House meets Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. No, no, no, no, no! Shadow Projects did not merge with DreamWorks! You have exactly one more chance to bring the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo in here, capeesh? Sam, you're becoming a real control freak! One more insubordinate comment like that and you're a dead man! HIT Entertainment. Time for an episode of Thomas and Friends. You two here again? I'm calling Security! And as for you, Speakonia Male 1, you know what this means? I don't get the company car you promised me? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!! Fired!? Fired!? I've got a wife, ten kids and three credit unions to support! If it takes every cent I have, Microsoft Sam, I'll sue your sorry *** so vengefully that one day you'll be working for me! Sure you will. When Hell freezes over! Don't despair, Sam. You still have the rest of us to back you all the way. I guess you're right, Anna. Let'*** the bar. It's happy hour. All the drinks are on me. Applebee's. Can Brian Williams be far behind? Not really, Anna. I yearn for the days of the Huntley- Brinkley Report. Not a bad suggestion, RoboSoft 3. World Wildlife Fund. Easy as The Humane Society of the United States. Simple as Child Fund. That's nice, but you forgot the the caption to go with the polar bear. Whoops! Shrek. It must be time for watch the movie. Come and listen to my story about a man named Shrek. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. No wonder they moved to DreamWorks SKG. That Donkey's got his own cement pond. That Donkey is a character. Any news on Sam yet? Sam won't give in. He still won't re-hire Speakonia Male 1. He's as stubborn as a Missouri mule. Look, Michelle, it's Sesame Street. Sesame Street is free. What state is this from? New York. It's the baby show answer to the Sesame Workshop. Now what is this? Comedy Central. South Park? I love South Park. Take it back. Now. What's the matter, Anna? Don't you like South Park any more? I love South Park. They make my face break out. Now I know what Anna had for dinner last night. How's it going, channel-face? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! [BOOM!!] Holy Schneikees! You made my face break out! Sorry about that, Mary. I just don't like being called "channel-face." Be careful next time. What you just did to me made me sick. Eeeeewwwww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Game Cube? What's a game cube? Don't you know, Mike? You roll seven-come-eleven with them. Dice. The original game cubes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! King of the Hill. If you can cross over, we can watch the TV show. Speakonia Male 1! You're back! We missed you. Back already, Speakonia Male 1? Where's Microsoft Sam? I can explain everything. You better explain it fast. I heard that Sam's looking for you. He's got the police looking for you too. Sam and the cops are after Speakonia Male 1? I thought you were holding him hostage. I was, but Sam grabbed the gun out of my hand and started shooting at me. I hot-footed it out of there, but Sam warned me never to come here or I'd be sorry. [Siren] Uh-oh! The fuzz! If Sam sees us here, we're dead! Hide us! Quick! Aha! I thought I'd find you here! Microsoft Sam! Give me another chance! And please stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle! Hah! That gay boy and his lesbian sister? I'm not a gay boy! And I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even from ***. Liars! Arrest them, Officer! On what charges? Criminal trespass, gross insubordination and mutiny. And make it a capital offense. Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind? Sorry, Anna, but justice has to be done. Officer, if you'll just hear me out for a second, I can explain everything. Go ahead. On my way in here, I stopped at the courthouse and filed a wrongful termination lawsuit against Sam. I also accused him of gross homophobia and being a control freak. This from you, a mutineer! Be quiet, Sam! Hear him out. Thanks. And not only that, I've secured a court injunction allowing LH Michael and LH Michelle to stay in these videos. Sam is never to hate them any more or call them homophobic names. All right. I won't arrest you, LH Michael or LH Michelle. And if Sam issues an apology, I won't press charges against him. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Foiled by a broken justice system! When will they ever learn who's in charge of things here? This is a travesty, you hear me? Travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty! [BOOM!!] Are you through, Sam? Yes, Officer. I'm sorry for the tantrum and all the trouble I've caused. Speakonia Male 1, you're re-hired. And as for LH Michael and LH Michelle, I promise never to hate you again. Can we continue with the DreamWorks Animation logo, please? Go ahead. The Simpsons? In a public logo? what next, Bart Simpson meets Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo? St. Louis World's Fair? Which St. Louis do they hail from? Missouri? Kentucky? Virginia? Massachusetts? Nerdocrumbesia? St. Louis in Nerdocrumbesia? Just kidding, Sam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! Same old Sam. Always calls me a *** every time I get the best of him. Don't worry, Mary. This too shall pass. And how about getting the logo right for a change? Roger. The name's Microsoft Sam, not Roger. Sorry. Well, it's an improvement. All we need to do is replace the 1937 Vitaphone logo with the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo and we'll be on Easy Street. Not to worry, I'll try again. Not just yet. It's been a trying day and I need to get a little rest. Let's take the rest of the week off. Works for me. Me too. It sure feels good to see you back, Sam. I missed you. I missed you too, Anna. I love you. And I love you too, Sam. [Anna] Sam? Where are you? [Mike] He said he'd be a little late coming in. [Mary] He's probably lecturing the Moon Guy. [Anna] Well, we might as well get started. [Anna] Nice to drop in, Sam. What are you doing atop the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo? [Mary] Great entrance, Sam. Are you auditioning to be Alex the Lion's stuntman? No, I'm not auditioning to be Alex the Lion's stuntman. I was telling the Moon Guy to get the proper logo in here and I wound up on top of it. [Anna] Sam, you look good riding the moon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Moon Guy] I told you not to sit on the moon, Sam. [Sam] Now you tell me. ***! [Mary] Now where'd Mike go? [Sam] Mike, you ***! Get off the moon! You're not Melman the Giraffe. Don't call me an ***, you sonofabitch! This moon is so pointy, it hurts to sit on it. Ouch! [Anna] I think Mike looks good atop the moon, but where's Mary? [Sam] She probably went to get a drink of water. Hey, this is fun! I could feel the breeze in my hair when I zoomed in. [Sam] Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] What's up, Alex and Melman? [Sam] Don't "What's up, Alex and Melman" me, you ***! Tell Mary to get off the moon... right now! Don't listen to Sam, Moon Guy. I love these moon rides. [Mike] I'm hip to you, Mary. [Sam] Microsoft Mike, stop encouraging people to do these crazy stunts! You are a certified first-class ***! An ***. you hear? AN ***!!! [Mike] Microsoft Sam listen to me good: I AM NOT AN ***! I NEVER WAS AN ***! I'LL NEVER BE AN *** AND I WANT YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AN ***! YOU HEAR ME? STOP CALLING ME AN *** YOU SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH!! [BOOM!!] [Speakonia Male 2] Holy Schneikees! Mike throws a tantrum in a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers video? [Speakonia Male 3] Usually Sam throws tantrums in these videos. [Sam] Gad! What a temper! Anna? Where's Anna? Have you seen Anna? Here I am, Sam! Mary's right. This is fun! [Sam] Anna? You're riding the moon? Yeah, but I think Mike's right when he said it needs a little smoothing out. [Sam] I'm hip to that. Hey Moon Guy, have you been charging admission to let people ride the moon? [Moon Guy] Nope. I let them ride for free. After all, you started it, Sam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Sam] Sheesh! [Abby] Hey Beulah, this is fun! I can see clear over to Albuquerque from here. [Beulah] I agree, Abby. We should remember to take that left turn there. [Sam] Two people riding the moon at the same time? [Mike] At least that'll make riding it smoother. Hey Michelle, this has Coney Island beat by a country mile. I agree, Michael. They should name this place the Chuck Jones Memorial Park. [Sam] MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? [Sam] Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy. Did you let this gay boy and his lesbian sister in here again? Come on, Sam, give us a break. Stop hating us. We have as much a right to ride the moon as the rest of you. [Sam] I don't care! You're still not allowed in here! Out! Out-out-out-out-out! [Moon Guy] Microsoft Sam! You can't keep chasing LH Michael and LH Michelle as if they were prairie dogs! You'll turn into a hate criminal if you keep this up! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Why do you keep *** up my life, Moon Guy? LH Michael and LH Michelle are unauthorized personnel! I am not a hate criminal! You hear me? I am not a hate criminal you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] [Anna] Sam? Are you all right? [Sam] I'm all right, Anna. I just get so pissed off at the Moon Guy for letting LH Michael and LH Michelle in here. He doesn't realize how much I hate their guts. [Anna] Don't be too rough on them, Sam. Just because they're different doesn't mean they're undesirable. As a personal favor, please give them a chance. Do this for me, okay? [Sam] Okay, Anna. I'll try, but it won't be easy. [Speakonia Male 2] Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, those monkeys Mason and Phil and the four penguins Kowalski, Rico, Skipper and Private. [Mary] I love those Madagascar friends. They're so cute. [Speakonia Male 3] What's up, King Julien, Maurice and Mort? [Sam] If they try to sell me movies again, it's Madagascar soup. Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [LH Michael] Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots. [LH Michelle] I love those friends from Shrek. [Sam] Ix-nay on the ugs-Shrek! [Moon Guy] Oy vey. [Sam] Hey, look, it's Po, Shifu and those Furious Five Characters Tigress, Viper, Mantis, Crane and Monkey. [Mary] I love those characters from Kung Fu Panda. They're so cute. [Moon Guy] Oops! I goofed again! I know I should be punished. Let me take off my trousers. [Speakonia Male 2] Don't bother. I think they've reached the limits on what *** probing can teach them. [Sam] Well, you're in the ballpark. This gives me an idea. Hand me the tools. Oh Sam! You are so gifted with tools. I'm glad you like it, Anna. I call it "The 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo-Mobile." I especially love these new seats. It's much more comfortable than sitting on the moon itself. It's almost lunch time. Wanna go Dutch? I'm one step ahead of you, Anna. All right. Hang on, here we go! [Beulah] Holy Schneikees! That's a real fast machine Sam's got! I wish I could ride one of those. [Abby] So do I, but Sam's only built one. [Mary] Well, at least we know where they usually have lunch. [Mike] We can join them at the commissary. [Moon Guy] May I tag along? [Mike] Only if you ride your own moon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Moon Guy] Oh crotch. Quiet on the set. This is a take. Cue moon. I said cue moon, not the Paramount Closet Killer logo. [Moon Guy] Well, it does start with a "P". Looks like it's going to be one of those days. With Sam, every day is one of those days. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Shut up, you ***! [Mike] How many times must I tell you, Sam? I am not an ***! [Sam] Liar! You are too! He's not an ***, Sam. Don't encourage him, you ***! And get me the proper logo! [Moon Guy] Roger Wilco. Atari. I used to know her in college. She must be Infogrames's sister. I'll spear your Atari if you don't get me the proper logo! [Moon Guy] Don't get violent, Sam! [Speakonia Male 2] Activision? What in the world is Activision? [Speakonia Male 3] That's pronounced "Activision." It's that video game company that made Call of Duty famous. Benny Hill? Good show, lads. [Moon Guy] Oops! Yet another logo blooper. Ah yes. Bad show, lads. Hi, Sam. Are you having trouble with the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo again? Same old song and dance. Don't worry, Sam. Let's see what comes up next. WGBH. That's near WGBH, isn't it? Boston must smell like Teen Spirit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not the smell of Teen Spirit. Boston is the capital of Massachusetts, and that logo must have just relieved itself before coming here. You mean he just pooped? Sickening. Gross. Eeeeewwwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! [Barfing] [Jingle singers] Ajax Laundry Detergent is stronger than dirt! Ajax, stronger than dirt. I thought the ghost of Jim Morrison of the Doors just came in. We can use that to clean up the bucket after someone gets sick in this studio. What did we tell you? No commercial plugs in a DreamWorks Animation logo! Now let's get on the stick! Humongous Entertainment. It must be time for "Putt-Putt, Freddi Fish, Pajama Sam and Spy Fox." Danger is his business! LH Michael and LH Michelle! What are you doing here? Take it easy on us, Sam. The cops warned you not to hate us again, remember? Sam, why must you insist on hating LH Michael and LH Michelle? For Pete's sake, be nice to them, okay? Get a hold of yourself, Sam. You've got to exhibit tolerance. Keep cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! What in the blessed name of J.L. DreamWorks is this world coming to when I have to tolerate people I feel like hating? It sucks, you hear me? It sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks! [BOOM!!] Calm down, Sam. They're just people like us. I'm sorry for acting that way, Anna. I guess I'm trapped in my old ways. [Anna] That's all right, Sam. You'll get over it soon. Shall we continue with the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo now? Great idea. Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] I know. I'll bring up the proper logo. [Moon Guy] How's this, Sam? [Sam] Well, it's an improvement, but we're using the 2010 Version of DreamWorks Animation Logo and this logo is from 2019. [Moon Guy] Give me a break, Sam. It's been a trying day. [Sam] I know the feeling. Let's all take the rest of the day off. [Anna] I'm for taking the rest of the day off too, Sam. You need some rest. I'll be right beside you. [Sam] Thanks, Anna. [Mike] Looks like they're an item. [Mary] I knew they'd get along. Places, everyone! This is a take! Roll camera! Cue the moon! All right, Moon Guy! What are you, a comedian or something? [Moon Guy] You wanted the logo, you got the logo. Yeah, but you got the logo wrong. It should be "DreamWorks Animation SKG," not "Barnes and Noble." Barnes and Noble. Barnes and what? Barnes and Noble. I thought it meant "Barnes and Noble Bookstores." Shut up, you ***! Jim Henson's Muppet Babies? That's what I say! Jim Henson's Muppet Babies is going on here? [Moon Guy] Oops! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. Get it right or I'll f--- you where the sun doesn't shine! [Moon Guy] Don't get dirty, Sam! Blue's Clues. I just love Steve and Blue. Not Blue's Clues, you ***! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG! [Moon Guy] Quit calling me an ***, you sonofabitch! [Speakonia Male 2] Dora the Explorer. [Speakonia Male 3] When I was little, my family watched Dora the Explorer. Oh really? My family used to watch some Nick Jr. shows a lot. Listen up, Moon Guy! You're supposed to bring up the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo and ONLY the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo! You hear me? [Moon Guy] And you listen to me, Sam! YouTube user BJ29035 demands that we include Looney Tunes Characters in a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers video! And msufan725 says there would be copyright issues if we did that! Now get on the stick! The Jungle Book. Programming research will never die. MOON GUY!!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed! Now pay attention! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks Animation SKG! DreamWorks as in Wisenheimer, Animation SKG as in Blockhead! DreamWorks Animation SKG! Now!! MOON GUY, YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU'RE FIRED!!! [Moon Guy] Fired!? Fired!? Screw you, Microsoft Sam! I'm telling BJ29035 on you! Calm down, Sam. msufan725 is right. If we used the Looney Tunes Characters in one of these videos, DreamWorks would hit him with a copyright strike. Gee, Anna, that makes me feel a lot better. Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil! You're right, Beulah. Grab hold of the nearest cross. [Devil] Chill out, babes. It's not you that we've come for. [She-Devil] We've come for Microsoft Sam. You infernal beasties! You dare invade a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers video? We were having a lot of fun ourselves until you two evildoers showed up. We've got a good mind to call on God to drive you away. [Devil] We have a message to deliver to all of you. [She-Devil] Since msufan725 refuses to include Looney Tunes Characters in these videos, we claim Microsoft Sam's soul. Get thee behind me, Devil and She-Devil! msufan725 won't do it because he might get a copyright strike against him. [Devil] BJ29035 says that's all ***. [She-Devil] If msufan725 still refuses to include Looney Tunes Characters, we will *** all over you. That's far enough, Devil and She-Devil! Get out of here right now, or I invoke the wrath of God! [Devil] Scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it. Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeeeewwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwww! [Barfing] You filthy animals! Eeeewwwwwww! Eeeeeewwwwwwww! [Barfing] You'll pay for this, Devil and She-Devil! Eeeeeeewwwwwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! [Barfing] Jiminy Christmas! All over my best dress! Eeewwww! Eeeeewwwwwww! [Barfing] [Devil] Look at them, covered in ***! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [She-Devil] They're so sick they can hardly move! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You've gone too far, cesspool swimmers! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Voice of God] All right, Devil and She-Devil! Now you get yours! [Devil] Not the cleaning again! [She-Devil] We can't stand having our *** cleaned! [Voice of God] Take that, dirty creatures! [Devil] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! [She-Devil] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Thanks again, Angel. We're cleaned up and feeling better. And we're glad those infernal goons are getting their come-uppance. A-men! You're welcome. [Moon Guy] Oh no! Not again! I know I should be punished. Don't worry. When that Devil and She-Devil let loose on me, I regretted letting you go. You're re-hired, Moon Guy. [Moon Guy] Thanks. [Anna] This is Microsoft Anna with a follow-up report on the mix-up that just took place. The Devil and She-Devil have gotten their come-uppance. And msufan725 need not worry about BJ29035 abusing him for not using Looney Tunes Characters. msufan's right about the copyright issues, BJ is wrong, and let's let it go at that. Keep watching this channel for future 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers videos. Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] You called, Sam? What's the big idea with the Commercial Land logo? You're in the movies, not commercial. Change it now! [Moon Guy] Surely you can't be serious. [Sam] I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Burger King. Tonight's food: hamburger. Or, french fries. DreamWorks Animation SKG, not Burger King. Get me? [Moon Guy] Sorry about that, Chief. McDonalds. I'm lovin' it. Good morning, McDonald's. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to hunt down the Big Mac. What's with the commercial plug titles? You're supposed to have the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo in, you dig? [Moon Guy] This logo will self-destruct in five seconds. [Ticking] [BOOM!!] [Sam] *** *** *** *** ***! [Speakonia Male 2] It's Wendy's. [Speakonia Male 3] Tonight, starring hamburger. I've always admired detectives. Hamburger's my favorite. And if you don't bring up the DreamWorks Animation SKG logo from 2010, it will be the Case of the Missing Moon Guy. [Moon Guy] Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! Subway. Eat fresh. Eat poison. You two again!? Get out! Out! Oh, come on, Sam! Give us a break! We're not undesirables just because we're different. God did not put me on this Earth to tolerate gay boys like LH Michael and lesbians like LH Michelle! Get out, before I THROW you out! Microsoft Sam! I won't stand for any more of your bigotry! Accept them and be done with it, capeesh? I don't need a lecture from you, Fatso! I said stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle! And don't ever call me "Fatso!" [CRASH!] Ouch! My ribcage! My spine! Owww! Walt Disney World. Now Mickey Mouse can co-star with Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. And Donald Duck can hobnob with Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. I Wish I was in Disney, away, away. In Walt Disney World I'll take my stand to share the magic of Disney. Hey, Moon Guy... IT'S NOT DISNEY, YOU ***, IT'S DREAMWORKS! [Moon Guy] Okay, Sam. If you're gonna be a sonofabitch, I'm gonna give it to you good! Holy Schneikees! Do you see what I see? It's the Viacom V of Doom, the Screen Gems S from Hell, and the B-Backwards-N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam! Oh my gosh! Sam's having a heart attack! Call 9-1-1! Oh...where am I? This doesn't look like the studio. What is this place? [VID (B-Backwards N-D) MUSIC] Holy Schneikees! Am I really in Satan's Kingdom? Yes, Microsoft Sam. And this time, you really DIED! And now that you're dead, you belong to us... ...forever! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! God, save me! You heard him, Satan! Let Sam go! And who's gonna make me? [Voice of God] I will, you infernal hound dogs! Bring Sam back to life! NOW!! Go away, interferer! Sam is MINE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Mary] He's coming to, Anna. Oh...where am I? Relax, Sam. You're in a hospital bed. The doctor said you had a mild heart attack. You're going to be okay. That's a relief. I had a vision in which I met the Devil and the She-Devil in Satan's Kingdom. I called for God and the Angel to save me, but the Devil stabbed me in the gut with his pitchfork! Ouch! There, there, Sam. You probably had a bad dream. And how are things at the studio? Just fine. They're still trying to get the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo introduction correct. That's not the DreamWorks Animation SKG logo from 2010. It's the Television from the Paramount Blue Mountain logo. That's right. That Blue Mountain keeps abusing me, and he keeps lying about it. If the Television came here, I wonder where the DreamWorks Animation SKG logo could be. [2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo] Would you like me to buy you a drink, Blue Mountain? [Blue Mountain] Let'*** the bars. The night is ours. Quiet on the set! Roll camera! Cue moon! [Sam] Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Moon Guy] What's so damn funny, Sam? You got not one logo up there, but two! [Moon Guy] I've been experimenting with DNA. Do your cloning on your own time. Now get it right! Three logos. Next they'll show the Three Stooges. Soitenly! Nyuk-nyuk! Now that's three logos to the wind. It's supposed to be one logo, not three. [Moon Guy] My assistant researcher is very fertile. One, two, three, four. Four DreamWorks Animation SKG logos. Have you got any more? [Speakonia Male 2] Looks like a four-leaf clover. [Speakonia Male 3] I'm looking over a four-leaf clover that I overlooked before. You ***, Moon Guy! There is supposed to be only one logo in! Do you hear me? One! [Moon Guy] You're no fun any more, Microsoft Sam! Red moon, no captions. I prefer a blue moon, thank you. And just what are you two doing here? Sam, you have no reason to hate us. Just because we're different doesn't give you the right to call us undesirable. I am going to say this once, and only once. WHAT PART OF "EVIL PERVERTS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? Microsoft Sam! What part of "hate criminal" don't you understand? If you don't stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle, your *** is grass! Do you hear me? Shut up, Fatso! And stop calling me "Fatso!" [CRASH!] Security!! Calm down, Sam. If only you were a little more tolerant of LH Michael and LH Michelle, this wouldn't have happened to you. I'm sorry, Abby, but you just have to face the truth at some point. And how about some captions for the logo? [Moon Guy] Sure thing, Baldy. [Sam] And don't call me "Baldy!" MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Where's the moon? [Moon Guy] You said you wanted some captions, so I gave you some captions. I want to see some captions with the moon, you hear? The captions with the moon! [Moon Guy] All right, all right! Sheesh, you're such an ***! [Voices singing] SEGA. Not SEGA! DreamWorks Animation SKG, you hear? DreamWorks Animation SKG! Calm down, Sam. You know he's trying. Yes, Anna. He's trying, all right--- very trying. They're playing my song! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Moon Guy, could you display the words "Looney Tunes" as well? [Moon Guy] Sure, Mike. I've got a zillion of them. Don't encourage him, Mike. I'm in charge here. [Sam] And give me the proper logo this time, or your *** is grass! MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] Uh-oh! I'd better vamoose! Come back here, you coward! [Sam] Gotcha, Moon Guy! Now you're getting the punishment you deserve! [Moon Guy] What're you gonna do to me, you sonofabitch? This! [RIP!!] Ouch! You mutilator! You should have thought of that before you started messing up the moon. Calm down, Sam! You know msufan725 disapproves of your abusing the Moon Guy, not to mention your loathing of LH Michael and LH Michelle. Let them be, and be done with it. She's right, Sam. Don't let it upset you. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap!! It's my DreamWorks Animation SKG logo and I can do what I damn well please! I don't need anyone like that *** Moon Guy or those perverts LH Michael and LH Michelle whom I demand that the Devil torment forever! This sucks, you hear me? Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I guess so, Anna. I'm sorry I acted that way. I guess I'm too set in my ways. [Anna] There, there, Sam. Everything will be okay. Shall we continue with the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo now? [Sam] Good idea. Hey Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] I'm one step ahead of you. Jeez, now I know what a eunuch feels like. If this is New Line Cinema, I wonder if there's The Lord of the Rings. The Lord of the Rings, oh my! [Moon Guy] Oops, wrong logo again. I do hate shabby work. [Sam] And so do I. Hey! What's going on? We're shutting down, Sam. They cut the budget in half because the tantrums you and your friends threw caused a 400-percent spike in energy bills. And it's just after curfew. You coming, Mary? I'm right behind you, Mike. [Anna] Are you ready, Sam? [Sam] I'm as ready as I'll ever be, Anna. [Anna] Okay. Here we go! Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] You called, Sam? What's with the Microsoft Windows 98 logo? This is supposed to be DreamWorks Animation SKG. Bring me the moon! [Moon Guy] Sorry. Vin di Bona Productions? Who in the heck is Vin di Bona Productions? Maybe it's VDB Productions. Vin di Bona Productions is the producer for "America's Funniest Home Videos." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is not Vin di Bona Productions. This is DreamWorks. Get it right! [Moon Guy] Sam, you're really acting finicky today. [Sam] Shut up, you ***! [Moon Guy] Don't you call me an ***, you sonofabitch! PBS Kids? Didn't they produce Arthur and Clifford the Big Red Dog? Arthur and Clifford, good shows. Arthur and Clifford are admired favorables. Neither did I. Get me the logo, and be quiet! They call him PolyGram Video. PolyGram Video, faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. You two again? You don't seem to face facts, do you? Sam, Sam, Sam. Stop being such a hater! We have as much a right to be in these videos as the rest of you. I have no desire to be friends with people whom I know for a fact are evil. Get out! It's no good to vent out wanton hate against a person just because he or she is different. We are not evil. Accept us and be done with it. What's the worst that can happen to you? What's the worst that can happen to me? GOD WOULD HATE ME FOR ACCEPTING YOU!! Microsoft Sam! Stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle at once! You know that God is very forgiving. I don't dabble in heresy, Fatso! Stop calling me "Fatso!" All right! Sheesh! You don't have to throw me around the studio like a beanbag! I'm not throwing you around like a beanbag this time. Then what are you gonna do to me? [Beulah] This! [RIP!!!] {Sam] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Why did you just give me a wedgie? It's your just punishment for hating LH Michael and LH Michelle. And if you do that once more, I'll throw you into Satan's Kingdom! Do you hear me? Stop hating them! Beulah, you frighten me more than the V of Doom, the S from Hell, and the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang rolled into one. And as for you, Moon Guy... [Moon Guy] You don't have to remind me. Jeez, what a bigot! [Speakonia Male 2] Magnavox? [Speakonia Male 3] Magnavox, come home! Moon Guy, you must be Magnavox to keep messing up the logos like this. Now get it right or I'll put you on a leash! [Moon Guy] On a leash? Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! Lucasfilm LTD. The film producer for Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Enough with the animal shows. No more dolphins, and no more electronics or Lucasfilm LTD movies. I want the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo and ONLY, ONLY the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo, you dig? Take it easy, Sam. Anna and I happen to be electronic device lovers. I love all electronic devices. I got thrown from one once. I didn't know Mary was that strong! Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Stay calm, Mary. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft sam, how dare you call me an electronic device! You should be tied to a post yourself you *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***! [BOOM!!] Jeez Louise! Now Mary's thrown a tantrum in a 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo Bloopers video! Are you all right, Mary? I'm okay, Abby. I hope Sam apologizes for calling me a horse. All right, Mary, I'm sorry for calling you an electronic device. And Beulah, I promise to never, ever call you "Fatso" again... ...especially since I need to lose weight myself. Well, Sam, it takes one to know one! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Windows 3.1. That's where I used to hang out. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! I want the DreamWorks Animation SKG logo from 2010, you hear me? DreamWorks Animation SKG! NOW!! Mozilla Firefox. Explore Firefox on the wall. All right! Enough is enough! Out you two pixies go, through the door or out the Windows! Not again, Sam! And that goes for you too, Beulah! [Sam] Out! Out! All of you! OUT!!! [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [ZOOM] [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind? [Sam] And as for you, Moon Guy... [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [Sam] You're fired! And I'm calling the cops! Now this time, let's get it right. And remind me to get a lawyer who'll help me win a case for once. "DreamWorks Interactive?" "DreamWorks Interactive?" That's wrong. It should read "DreamWorks Animation SKG," not "DreamWorks Interactive." [Moon Guy] Oops! [Moon Guy] How's this, boss? Almost there, Moon Guy. All we need to do is replace the Television with the word Animation SKG and we're on Easy Street. Well said, Sam. And I'm glad you've come to your senses about us. Are you convinced now that it's no good to hate us just because we're different from you? LH Michael, LH Michelle and Beulah, you know it and I know it, but what would God think of me now? I'm sure He'd forgive you. And I forgive you too, Sam. I was that way once, but things are different now. They sure are. [Moon Guy] I'll get the shield corrected. [Sam] Well, not just yet, Moon Guy. I've been through a lot of hell today and I can use a little rest. Let's take the rest of the day off. [Mike] I agree with you, Sam. Are you coming, Mary? [Mary] I'm coming, Mike. [Anna] And I'm glad to see you've wised up about LH Michael and LH Michelle, Sam. [Sam] I agree, Anna. I've certainly learned my lesson. Let's head for the bar. The drinks are on me. All right, let's get this show on the road. Roll camera. Cue moon. Moon Guy! You called me Sam? I didn't call you Sam. I'm Sam, you're the Moon Guy. I addressed you with my question, Sam. Just joking. Do you know what you just logo into the frame? [Moon Guy] You mean this? Yes, that. It's supposed to be the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo, not "That's all Folks!" from Looney Tunes. If you want it done right, YOU do it! I'm quitting! Moon Guy, you come back here! Leave him alone, Sam. LH Michelle and I can handle the shield zooms. All right, LH Michael. Anyone can be better than that dime-a-dozen bum. He's not a dime-a-dozen bum, Sam. Dairy Queen? Who's a Dairy Queen? An ice cream restaurant? Yes. I agree. I'll bet that's what the Moon Guy thinks of Sam. And after Sam fired him, that Moon Guy still thinks Sam's a Dairy Queen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's not that funny, you two. Besides, I didn't fire him. He quit. Best Western? Do they mean "Best Western Inn?" That's the name of one of those hotels from years ago. Hotels? Sounds like a classical music drama set in the shower. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hotels are for ***-Wipes. That's what Microsoft Mike is, was and always will be, no matter how many times he denies it. He can't run away from what he is. Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Take it easy, Mike. He's only kidding. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no dammit dammit dammit dammit! Microsoft Sam, how many times do I have to tell you? I am not a *** ***! I never was one, nor will I ever be one and I want you to cease and desist calling me a liar every time I deny being an ***! You hear me? Sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch sonofabitch! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Mike? I'm okay, Mary. Jeez Louise, Mike! Why must you get so upset over something as trivial as name-calling? See, Mike? Sam admitted it was trivial. Good. Let's get the logo right. [Speakonia Male 2] Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. I'd like to open an account here. Where do I see the teller? [Speakonia Male 3] There's no teller here. This is First National Pictures, not Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. Anybody know where the Moon Guy is? I haven't the foggiest idea, Sam. If I know the Moon Guy, he probably got a job at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled a bank job. Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Cedar Point? I never heard of them. Don't worry, Mary. You know the old saying: "And the last shall be first." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Alvy Adair, FBI. Do you have a man reported missing who answers to the name "Moon Guy?" Yes. The Moon Guy says he quit, but I turned down his resignation. Therefore, he's playing hooky from work. We have no criminal record on him, so we referred your case to the CIA. The CIA? Cedric Shmendrick, CIA. We have found the missing man known as the Moon Guy and have returned him to you. Do you wish to press charges? He's my employee. I'll handle him. All right, he's yours. Sam, why didn't you accept my resignation? Because, Moon Guy, you didn't submit it to me in writing. That's why I had the FBI and the CIA coming after you. And also because you're a dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! You are too a dime-a-dozen bum! [Moon Guy] I am not! [Sam] You are too! [Moon Guy] I am NOT!! [Sam] You are TOO!! [Moon Guy] I AM NOT!!! [Sam] YOU ARE TOO!!! Will you two please stop fighting!! Shut up, ***! [Mike] I am not an *** and don't ever call me a liar for denying ever being one! You tell him, Microsoft Mike! Don't be a mutineer, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] Mutineer, huh? Well, try this on for size, you slave- driving control freak! FU? What's FU? They should have put a MANCHU on the shield as well. Then it would be "FU MANCHU!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! MOON GUY!!! YOU NOODGE! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? [Moon Guy] Only what's on the logo: F-U! YOU DON'T SAY "F-U" TO YOUR BOSS! THAT'S INSUBORDINATION! GET ME THE 2010 DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG LOGO NOW, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO SATAN'S KINGDOM! YOU HEAR ME? DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG! NOT F-U, BEST WESTERN OR DAIRY QUEEN!! DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG!! NOW!!! [Moon Guy] All right, Microsoft Sam! You want the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo, you got the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo! Here it is! [CRASH!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam. That Moon Guy! We'll have to get Sam to the hospital, Anna. And I'll be at his side. I don't want to lose him. I want that dime-a-dozen bum hanged to the nearest tree! Moon Guy, you have a visitor to see you. I'll be glad to see a human face. Moon Guy, it's me. Beulah. Beulah! Am I glad to see you! I've sprung you, Moon Guy. I'll take you home. [Moon Guy] How's Sam? I hope I didn't destroy him when I threw that 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo at him. [Beulah] He's doing fine. Anna called me from the hospital to say that Sam's dropping the charges against you if you apologize to him. [Moon Guy] Good. Let's go to the hospital so I can apologize to him. Hey, Moon Guy! You called, Sam? Did we just get different camera? I thought they'd look brighter. Good thinking, my boy. Looks like that Moon Guy's jumped the gun. I agree. He sent the "Looney Tunes" title in a DreamWorks Animation SKG logo. I guess he's just anxious for the cartoon to start. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ease up on the Moon Guy, Anna. He's trying to do good after being sprung from jail. I understand, Sam. Let's give him a chance. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Moon Guy, you've done it again! The caption ahead of the moon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. But I think Beulah's right--- it's very funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That joke is so old. Well? Well what? Where's 2010? I think something's fishy here. I agree with you, LH Michelle, but give the poor boy some slack. Remember, he's trying to make his own way in the world. You tell her, Sam. [Speakonia Male 2] DreamWorks Pictures 2001? [Speakonia Male 3] Must be a new kind of birthday present for the younger set. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All right, Moon Guy! Are you trying to make an *** out of me? You said get the moon in before the captions. That's right, but I meant getting the moon in first. Then the captions appearing should read "DreamWorks" and "Animation SKG." Do you understand me? Roger Wilco. [Sam] I wish he'd call me by my proper name. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Do you watch baby shows? I should say not, Sam. Then why the hell did you put the Teletubbies logo up when this is supposed to be DreamWorks Animation Studios? Microsoft Sam! Please do not be too rough on the Moon Guy! You know I'm the one who bailed him out of jail after he hit you with the moon! If you abuse him, you'll feel my wrath! Understand me? You tell him, Beulah! You keep out of this, you ***! And you'd better stop dating him if you know what's good for you, Fatso! Listen, Sam! The Moon Guy and I love each other and I want you to stop objecting to it! And never call me "Fatso" again! All right, all right! I know when I'm licked. But you and the Moon Guy better toe the line, or else! Remember who's in charge here. Tonka. The construction site. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I had another dream about constructions at the door. It wasn't as frightning as the ones before. Bruce Cockburn, 1980. This is not Tonka; this is DreamWorks. Either you put "DreamWorks Animation SKG" up, capeesh? [Moon Guy] Picky, picky, picky. Columbia TriStar Home Video? I'd say Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe would bring on the Torch Lady as a special guest if the Pegasus Lady hadn't. Torch Lady is not dead. The story they planted in the tabloids a couple of years ago was just a hoax. MOON GUY!!! Holy Schneikees, Sam! I don't know who's been giving me the wrong captions, but it's not my *** fault, you slave-driving control freak! ONE MORE INSUBORDINATE COMMENT LIKE THAT AND OUT YOU GO!! PERMANENTLY!! YOU HEAR ME? Take it easy, Moon Guy. Sam's just having a bad day. Don't let it bother you. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap!! I just got out of jail and now you're threatening to throw me back in!! I don't have to take this *** from *** like you, and if you fire me, I'll kill myself!! You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Moon Guy? I'm okay, Beulah. If you two can put aside this sympathy, we've got a picture to start. I know exactly what to do, Sam. Oh no! No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Bawling] Why? Why? Why? That Moon guy's ruined me! I'm ruined! RUINED!! There, there, Sam. It's not the end of the world. You're right, Anna. This isn't the end of the world... BUT IT'S THE END OF THE MOON GUY'S CAREER!! MOON GUY, YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU'RE FIRED! OUT YOU GO! OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT!! Oh no you don't, Microsoft Sam! You re-hire my boyfriend right now! Never! You stay away from that dime-a-dozen bum forever! You hear me? Stay away from him forever! That's the last straw, Microsoft Sam! You're becoming too much of a tyrant for all of us! [Beulah] Out you go! [ZOOM!] [CRASH!] [Sam] This is mutiny! I'm calling the police! How's Sam doing? Just fine, Anna. He'll be back in a matter of days. I hope he'll be in a good mood when he returns. He will be. Let's get on with the picture. [BUZZER] Uh-oh! The titles are out of order. Looks like we have the rest of the day to ourselves. Who could have screwed up the titles like that? I haven't the foggiest idea, Mike. I think I know who it was. Sam rigged the system so it wouldn't work right until he returns. Let's all take the rest of the day off. [Sam] This is Microsoft Sam with a confession. I've always been a perfectionist. I'm sorry for the way I acted and for trying to break Beulah and the Moon Guy up. The Moon Guy and Beulah are not mutineers, and the Moon Guy is re-hired... ...at least for the time being. Sam? Sam? Has anybody seen Sam? He's lecturing the Moon Guy. Something about Sam's recent psychiatric treatment. I'm all right now. I just get so pissed off over the least little things. Ready, Moon Guy? Ready, Sam. [Sam] Roll it! Designer Shoe Warehouse? I can see it now: Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo meet those shoes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What does DSW have to do with DreamWorks Animation? Nothing that I know of. JCPenney. Looks like we're in for a spell of bad weather. He'd better start building his ark and bringing all the stores in. JCPenney! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! If he got a section of a circle, it would be JCPenney. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Speakonia Male 2] Dillards. [Speakonia Male 3] Department store meet those four penguins Kowalski, Rico, Skipper and Private. Oh noes! It's the V of Doom! Get it outta here! Calm down, Sam. You know the Moon Guy has no intention of scaring you to death. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Are you trying to scare me to death? I'm doing nothing of the kind! He's only human, Sam. Shut up, you ***! [Mike] Stop calling me an ***! You tell him, Mike! Don't defend a guy who's an out-and-out liar, you ***! [Mary] Stop calling me a ***! You and Mike accept the truth and be done with it! He's an *** and you're a ***! You hear me? Accept it! It's the truth! Truth truth truth truth truth! Stay calm, Mary. Sam's just being delusional. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft Sam, you know I'm not a *** and Mike's not an ***! Stop deluding yourself into thinking it's the truth when it isn't! You hear me? You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] Mary! Are you all right? I hope you're not too shaken up. I'm okay. It's just that Sam's delusions just *** me off. I'm sorry, Mary, but that's just the way I am. I understand, Sam. Let her recover before you say anything more to her. If you don't mind, Sam, I'd like to get this DreamWorks Animation SKG logo started. Go to it, Moon Guy! Oh noes! Not the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Microsoft Sam, I've come for your soul! You'll never take me alive! Never! If you want Sam, you'll have to get me first! Get away, interferer, or you'll get the pain I'm going to give Sam! That's far enough, Mask of Guo Jiang! Now you're going to get yours! Take that! [BOOM!!] Did you see that, Abby? Anna knocked the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang out with laser beams from her eyes! Well, that's one less scary logo to worry about! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Anna] You have nothing to worry about, Sam. The Mask will never bother you again. [Sam] That's a relief. Hanna-Barbera? Does The Flintstones work for DreamWorks? No. "Skrowmaerd?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You got DreamWorks spelled backwards! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. Let's try it again. "G-K-S N-O-I-T-A-M-I-N-A?" That Moon Guy's working with mirrors again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh noes! Not again! Give me another chance, Sam! Well... all right. You talked me into it. Oops! I forgot to put the words of Looney Tunes. Well, isn't that rich! He got the moon right and the "That's all Folks!" and he finds that Sam forgot to bring the words of Looney Tunes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Moon Guy, whatta you say we get a bite to eat for lunch? Great idea, Beulah. The tab's on me. [Anna] Beulah has the right idea. It's almost lunch time, Sam. Wanna come with me? [Sam] I'm with you, Anna. [Mike] Are you coming along, Mary? [Mary] Lead the way, Mike. As long as the Moon Guy's buying for all of us. [Moon Guy] Oh crotch! Places, everybody! Quiet on the set! We need to get this 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo right this time or Mr. DreamWorks will be furious! I am furious yellow. Not "curious," Moon Guy... "furious." He means Mr. DreamWorks will be very angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Because when Mr. DreamWorks is angry, heads usually roll. I've never seen a person's head roll. I never hope to see one. But you know what's at stake here. You'd rather see one than be one. Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Well, I might as well get this DreamWorks Animation logo started up. Is that the usual DreamWorks Animation logo? All I know is that Sam said to bring the logo in here. Yes, but it's the wrong logo. It's supposed to be the one from 2010, not 2004. Look, Sam, a DreamWorks Animation SKG logo is a DreamWorks Animation SKG logo. If you want to get technical... I see your point, Moon Guy. Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! What's so damn funny? What you said a while ago. "I am furious yellow!" Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Announcer] You can be sure... ...if it's Westinghouse. Westinghouse. They used to make great appliances years ago. Speak for yourself, LH Michael. I grew up in a General Electric family myself. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! What did I tell you about commerical plugs in a DreamWorks Animation logo? Next time you do that, I'm telling Mr. DreamWorks on you! Sorry about that. I didn't know he was watching. MOON GUY, YOU'RE FIRED!!! Fired!? Fired!? You can't do this to me, Sam! I'm filing a wrongful termination lawsuit against you! [Sam] It won't do you any good, Moon Guy! I'll tell Mr. DreamWorks your ouster is justified! [Sam] Get out and stay out! [ZOOM] [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! Are you out of what's left of your brains? Bring the Moon Guy back here now! Never! And that's final! Don't you dare upset Beulah, Sam! You know she loves the Moon Guy. Besides, who's going to operate the logo? Anybody can do better than that dime-a-dozen bum! [Speakonia Male 2] Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. Do you realize you're making Mr. DreamWorks angry at you for firing the Moon Guy without cause? [Speakonia Male 3] We can't operate the logo as effectively as he can. [Sam] Just do it! [Speakonia Male 3] Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! This isn't Honda. Mr. DreamWorks will have a royal fit if he saw this in a DreamWorks Animation logo! Get it right! Microsoft Anna speaking. who? Yes, he's here. It's for you, Sam. All right, what do you want? Who? Mr. DreamWorks? Bring back the Moon Guy? But he keeps messing up the DreamWorks Animation Ident! Don't you realize he keeps making an *** out of me? What? You wouldn't! Oh, you would. Okay, I'll do it. What did he say, Sam? Mr. DreamWorks says if I don't re-hire the Moon Guy, he'll come over here and nail me to the DreamWorks moon. So, just bring him back. Yeah, Sam. There's no sense in hating him. They're right, Sam. No sense getting worked up over it. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP! I NEVER GET MY WAY AROUND HERE ANYMORE WITH THE BIG BOSS ON MY *** FOR FIRING THE MOON GUY! WELL I SAY THE MOON GUY'S A DIME-A-DOZEN BUM! YOU HEAR ME, MR. DREAMWORKS? HE'S A BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay. I just had to put my two cents in somehow. [Anna] There, there, Sam. I'll go and get the Moon Guy for you. Do you want to continue trying to get the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo done right? You bet I do! Oh noes! Not the Klasky-Csupo Robot! He's even worse than that B-Backwards-N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well, here we go again. Time to save Sam from yet another scary logo. Get away, interferer! Sam is mine and you can't have him! Stay away, you harlot! That is an insult! I am not a harlot! For this you're gonna get it! Take that! [BOOM!!] Thanks, Anna. You've saved my life again. You're welcome, Sam. It's a special power I acquired after I was abducted by aliens a few years ago. Anna was abducted by aliens and they gave her the power to fry out scary logos with her eyes? I didn't know that! Moon Guy! You're back! I missed you! I missed you too. Right now I have a job to do. Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Moon Guy. However, I won't punish you this time because Mr. DreamWorks would impale me on the moon if I did. Sheesh! If he did that to you, I'd get worse treatment. I don't think so. He's just making sure Sam knows who's in charge. I couldn't have said it better. Mr. DreamWorks says don't worry about what happened during Sam's tantrum. He'll pay for the damage... ...out of Sam's salary. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cheapskate! [BUZZER] Holy Schneikees! Look at the time! Five minutes before clocking-out time and we still haven't gotten it right. If we don't get the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo right, Mr. DreamWorks says he'll take no prisoners! That means we only have one more chance! You said it, Moon Guy! All right! We did it right! And with only two minutes to spare. See, Sam? I told you I'd get it right one of these days. [Anna] I knew we'd do it! I love you, Sam! [Sam] I love you too, Anna! [Beulah] It sure feels good knowing we've finally done something right. [Abby] I agree, Beulah. You know that old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." [Moon Guy] To think it took us 28 episodes to get the 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo right. [Mike] This calls for a celebration. [Mary] I agree. The biggest wrap party in the history of show biz. [Sam] With the Moon Guy buying every round of drinks for the whole gang! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Moon Guy] Oh crotch!