Blue-Pilled Timeline

Category:Extended Canon
== Introduction ==
The Blue-Pilled timeline is an essential part of the Bad Ending in Mike and Melissa. It is strictly for the faint of heart (see liberals) and almost everyone has knowledge of the details.
The Blue-Pilled timeline is actually the worst part of Mike and Melissa as it features such characters like Funny Mike and Mater. It also includes strong themes of atheism and satanism (Unholy and bad).
The Blue-Pilled timeline is strongly connected to the Real World.
== How to Learn More ==
To learn more about the Blue Pill, visit your nearest Liberal Hideout.
== Trivia ==
* This timeline fucking sucks.
*In this timeline, characteristics that describe monkeys are NOT generally shared by apes as well >:(
*It may be in your better interest to view the Red-Pilled Timeline instead.