Boating blam

Boating blam is the third episode of A sponge series.
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob returns home from boating school, and finds Patrick in his house, watching TV.)
SpongeBob: hey, pat.
Patrick: what's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: i failed my boating test again, for the 326th time.
Patrick: i know! we'll put a walkie-talkie in your head, and-
SpongeBob: we already tried that.
Patrick: oh. hey! there's a cool robot show on!
SpongeBob: wait... that's it!
Patrick: what's it?
SpongeBob: (offscreen) we'll make a robot of me, so i don't have to take my boating test but i will but just as a robot so i'll finally graduate but it's a robot of me!!
(shows SpongeBob tied up from explaining all that.)
Patrick: okay.
SpongeBob: let's go!
(SpongeBob and Patrick both run offscreen, also a bubble transition.)
(they are now both in SpongeBob's garage.)
SpongeBob: okay, what do we need?
Patrick: oh, oh, i know! i'll get the cheese!
SpongeBob: cheese? what for?
Patrick: i'll mold it into the shape of you, since you look like cheese.
SpongeBob: i do not!
Patrick: yeah, sure
(SpongeBob finds arms that are actually sticks.)
Patrick: i got cheese!
(SpongeBob places the sticks on the green-ish cheese.)
(Patrick grabs a rectangle box and draws with marker on it to make it look like SpongeBob's pants.)
(SpongeBob places the armed-cheese into the box.)
SpongeBob: a perfect fit!
Patrick: so, how are we gonna make this into a robot?
SpongeBob: easy! i'll put in this VHS of me laughing for 15 hours.
(SpongeBob sticks in the VHS under CheeseBob's googly eyes.)
SpongeBob: there! all finished!
Patrick: wait, we forgot the legs!
SpongeBob: oh yeah! legs are a key part of driving!
(SpongeBob takes off his legs, which quickly regenerate.)
(time card that says "the next day.")
SpongeBob: OH BOY! TIME TO PUT THE PLAN INTO ACTION!
(at boating school, SpongeBob does the paper boating test correctly.)
Mrs. Puff: alright, time for driving. (sigh)
(SpongeBob smiles.)
(SpongeBob quickly runs out of the school and to the boats, to drive. except, he puts CheeseBob (the robot) in the boat.)
CheeseBob: hey! what are you doing??
SpongeBob: wait, you're sentient? 
CheeseBob: uh, yeah, and what's with this VHS in my mouth?
(CheeseBob spits out the VHS.)
SpongeBob: well, you see-
CheeseBob: whatever. what am i doing here anyway?
SpongeBob: so, i made you so you could pass my boating test for me.
CheeseBob: oh.
(Mrs. Puff comes.)
SpongeBob: uh oh, gotta go, bye!!
(SpongeBob runs off.)
Mrs. Puff: alright SpongeBob, let's get this over with.
CheeseBob: SpongeBob? who's Sp-
(it shows SpongeBob hiding behind a bush, mouthing some words.)
CheeseBob: oh, yeah! uh, i'm SpongeBob!! (laughs awkwardly and not like SpongeBob.)
(SpongeBob facepalms.)
(montage of CheeseBob doing good in the driving course like in Boating school.)
(CheeseBob drives to the finish.)
Mrs. Puff: congratulations...(looks at nametag) CheeseBob! you graduate!
SpongeBob: tartar sauce, i knew i shouldn't have added that nametag.
THE END
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