Gionor Gionror

Gionor Gionror was an influential and ancient Norwegian courier who lived during the 4th, 5th, and 6th ages. His extended life, odd manner of speaking, and important role in society later in life led him to achieve near-mythological status.
== Early Life ==
Gionor Gionror was born in a now-forgotten Norwegian village during the fourth age. He was more brave and daring than other children, and was appointed by the king of Norway to be a messenger between towns. He faced the wilds and monsters of the dangerous fourth age, and met many people while traveling. His bombastic personality and quick wits made him memorable, and the more towns he visited, the more stories were told about him. Due to the nature of memetic humans, this led to him having a life extended far beyond what was normally possible. 
== Fifth Age ==
After the end of the fourth age, Gionor Gionror's liege died. He became an independent courier and delivered messages and packages far beyond the borders of Norway. His legend continued to grow, and was well known for his antiquated and strange old norse accent. He is thought to have visited every nation of the Last Land.
Around 2900 AMS, Gionor Gionror was hired by the Knights of Dex-Starr to deliver a Grugandan Stand CD. While in Eastman, he was almost tricked by an evil Woodsman, but his ingenuity prevailed and he got away. Gionror arrived in the Knights' command center, and a lot of boring plot happened. Gionror famously said that "this sucks," and that he was leaving.
During the Racism war, Gionror was again hired by Supreme Leader Snoke, this time to contact several small Grugandan Warbands and invite them to a meeting with the Resistance. While Gionror used the meeting as an opportunity to espouse his cringe centrist political beliefs, the meeting was influential. Scholars such as Dendy Speedwagon have theorized that the contributions of the Rikers, the Knights of Ren, and the Nine Pieces of Eight tipped the balance in the Resistance's favor during the battle of the south. 
== The Apocalypse ==
Seeing the value of teamwork and community due to his work helping the Resistance, Gionror renounced his centrism and decided that his solo work as a courier was inefficent. He founded Gionor Gionror Porter Bridges, a worker cooperative focused on delivering valuable materials to places in need. Bridges became increasingly important as the twilight of the Fifth Age began. Crop failures, resource wars, and the appearance of the BTs meant that brave and dependable couriers were a necessity for the survival of society. Gionror tutored each courier in how to deliver packages dependably. His experience dodging monsters and bandits during the Fourth Age became a valuable tool for teaching people. 
At the End of the Fifth Age, Bridges couriers Obigande Mobidiah and Tay'ed were contacted by Orangeado to warn the people about the coming of Vibehead. They were attacked by Sprite Cranberry, but ended up escaping and delivering the message to the town of Point Crait Station - thanks to Jotaru's use of the Stand CD that Gionror had delivered so long ago.
Gionor Gionror died with the arrival of Vibehead.
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