Large Marge/Quotes

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: Krusty: Wow, look at those magumbos! (Stampy trumpets) That's it! Magumbo!
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:Milhouse: Sweet Valley High!
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:Lisa: Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring.
:Homer: Oh, right can you hold it?
:Lisa: This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
:Homer: My real ring's inside a turtle.
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:Radio Announcer: You're listening to Radio Disney. Your favorite songs rewritten for babies.
:Baha Men: (to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out") Who left the milk out?
:Marge: (sings along) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dad left the milk out! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
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:Soldier: My God! (grabs Milhouse who vomited the American flag) This youngster befouled the flag!
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:Homer: Why would I want Purina when I've got Fancy Feast right here?
:Marge: That doesn't sound very reassuring.
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:Milhouse: Teletubbies get away with more than this!
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:Krusty: [to Stampy] Hey, elephant, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo?
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:Chief Wiggum: Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants!
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:Lisa: (seeing Marge with the breast implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!
:Homer: That's it! Lisa gets the award for "Best Off The Cuff Response"! 
:Lisa: Actually, I saw them earlier. I was working on it.
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:[When Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie are prepared to shoot Stampy]
:Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
:Lou: You mean the trunk?
:Chief Wiggum: Easy there college boy.
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:Bart: (singing) I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out!
:Homer: Shut up, boy.
:Bart: I don't get a song? Mom got a song!
:Homer: With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.
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:Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.
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:Marge: Hey, cops! Check out this all-points bulletin! (takes off her top and flashes the crowd)
:Krusty: (looks at Marge's implants) Whoa! Look at those magumbos!
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:Marge: Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?
:Manjula: Yes, thank you!
:Marge: I'm worried Homer might do the same thing. What would make a husband lose interest like that?
:Manjula: What I do now, I do as your dearest friend.
:[Manjula squeezes Marge's stomach]
:Marge: Look at this fat! Look at it!
:Marge: Oh my God! Is that me?
:Manjula: Most assurely, yes.
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:Bart: Hi, Krusty.
:Krusty: How did you get in here?
:Bart: The doorman died.
:Krusty: Oh, no! He was my agent!
:Bart: Look, I've got a plan that can make the world fall in love with Krusty the Clown again.
:Krusty: It's too late. I've given up.
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