The Famileemembahs

The Famileemembahs are a family starring in the series named after itself, The Famileemembahs. They consist of:
* Dahd Famileemembah, the family man and patriarch, he was kidnapped by Somalian pirates (pirates that just so happened to be Somalian, but were not the standard Somalian Pirate) and finally returned home ten years later to find his family tormented by Pickle Gherkin. While kidnapped by the Somalian pirates, his skin turned blue, as a result of silver poisoning, for he drank from a silver goblet provided to him by the pirates.
* Soun Famileemembah, the son of Dahd and Sonny.
* Sonny Famileemembah, the mother of the family, suffered a mental breakdown when Dahd was kidnapped. She originally thought that he had abandoned them until she received a letter from the Somalian Pirates written in English, Pirate English, Somalian, Pirate Somalian, Arabic and Pirate Arabic. She then knew that he was kidnapped by the pirates that just so happened to be Somalian, but were not Somalian Pirates.
* Diana Famileemembah, the daughter of Dahd and Sonny, who has been hypnotised by Pickle Gherkin into thinking she's a chair, so she spends most of the day in a trance-like state sitting in the corner of the living room, only getting up to eat, drink and use the bathroom, she even sleeps sitting up.
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