Scott the Woz

"Weird Scott" "Not an RPG Guy" "the Woz" Wozniak-Fils-Aimé Yankovic (commonly known as Scott the Woz) is a White Guy from Ohio. He famously owns Sonic Jam and a Nintendo Wii U, despite the Wii U never being sold in Ohio. He is a shamer and his favorite shame is Madden NFL 2008 by Electronic Arts. He is Steve Wozniak's eighteen-thousandth cousin two-hundred-times removed. He hates Fucking Walter White, You, Fluttershy, and Iris. Scott Wozniak has a striking resemblance to "Weird Al" Yankovic, and it is commonly believed that he is actually Weird Al having faked his death in 1985. Refer to the attached infographic.