スーパーミラクルプリティメイドカムイ (Super Miracle Pretty Maid Camui)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
はいっ！ 	hai! 	Alright!
こんにちは！ご主人様っ！ 	konnichiwa! goshujinsama! 	Hi hi, my master!
今日からあなたの専属スーパーミラクルプリティメイド 	kyou kara anata no senzoku suupaa mirakuru puriti meido	From today, I’ll work here as your exclusive super miracle pretty maid,
…の、神威がくぽっていいます 	…no, kamui gakupo tte iimasu 	And my name’s Camui Gackpo!
混乱の暇は無い！はやく僕にご指示を！ 	konran no hima wa nai! hayaku boku ni goshiji o! 	No time for your confusion! Hurry and give me some instructions!
洗濯添い寝炊事掃除 	sentaku soine suiji souji 	Washing, bed-sharing, cooking, and cleaning—
部屋も邪魔者もスッキリ♪ 	heya mo jamamono mo sukkiri♪ 	Rooms and intruders; I’ve cleaned them all up♪
くるくるゆれるパニエまわる視界 	kurukuru yureru panie mawaru shikai 	My spins and flutters. I feel dizzy.
指示をくれないなら 	shiji o kurenai nara 	If you don’t give me any directions,
勝手に仕事見つけちゃいますよ？ 	katte ni shigoto mitsukechaimasu yo? 	Then I will help myself to any task—is that okay?
 	 	
邪魔者をクリーニング♪ 	jamamono o kuriiningu♪ 	Clean up all the nuisances for you!
嫌いな上司、上辺のフレンド 	kirai na joushi, uwabe no furendo 	The bosses you hate, or your seeming friends—
綺麗になりました！いかがでしょうか？ 	kirei ni narimashita! ikaga deshou ka? 	Look, it’s so clean now! How do you like it?
返り血を拭う暇も与えないでさあはやく 	kaeri chi o nuguu hima mo ataenaide saa hayaku 	I need no time to wipe off the blood. Now,
次の仕事をください！ 	tsugi no shigoto o kudasai! 	Just give me another order!
なんだったってしますから♪ 	nan datta tte shimasu kara♪ 	I can do anything for you♪
 	 	
「ご飯にする？お風呂にする？ 	"gohan ni suru? ofuro ni suru? 	“Would you like dinner? Would you like a bath?
それとも…僕にする？」 	soretomo… boku ni suru?" 	Or would you… like me?”
 	 	
無欲にも程がある！ 	muyoku ni mo hodo ga aru! 	How outrageously little desire you’ve got!
なんでもいいから伝えてくれないと夕飯は 	nan demo ii kara tsutaete kurenai to yuuhan wa 	You really have to tell me something, or else
週3で麻婆茄子ですよ？ 	shuu san de maabounasu desu yo? 	You’ll have for dinner three times a week.
 	 	
ひたひたと垂れるピンク色の異臭 	hitahita to tareru pinkuiro no ishuu 	So oozily dripping is a pink stench.
あなたのためなのに 	anata no tame na noni 	I’m doing this all for your sake,
喜んでもらえないのはなぜ？ 	yorokonde moraenai no wa naze? 	But why aren’t you happy with it?
 	 	
邪魔者をクリーニング 	jamamono o kuriiningu 	Clean up all the nuisances for you!
しつこい元カノに後輩 	shitsukoi moto kano ni kouhai 	Your persistent ex-girlfriend and juniors in school—
綺麗になったけど…あなたは？ 	kirei ni natta kedo… anata wa? 	Look, it’s so clean now… but how about you?
 	 	
あはっ 	aha 	A-ha!
 	 	
無欲でウツビョーのあなたが望むのはきっと 	muyoku de utsubyou no anata ga nozomu no wa kitto 	An undersexed and melancholic man like you must be desiring
邪魔者の“カタ”より 自身の排除？ 	jamamono no “kata” yori jishin no haijo? 	Not the “clean-up” of your obstacles but the elimination of yourself!
返り血を拭う暇を頂戴いたしますね 	kaeri chi o nuguu hima o choudai itashimasu ne 	Allow me to wipe off the spurt of blood.
しごできの僕のことちゃんと褒めてくださいね？ 	shigodeki no boku no koto chanto homete kudasai ne? 	I hope you praise me for being so competent!
スーパーミラクルプリティ♪ 	suupaa mirakuru puriti♪ 	Super miracle pretty♪
 	 	
あそっか、もう死んでるのか 	a sokka, mou shinderu no ka 	Oh, I see. You’re already dead.
==External Links==
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*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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