Truck-Kun

Truck-Kun (also known as Japan's #1 Serial Killer) is the infamous perpetrator of dozens of murders by roadkill, and causing so many conflicts for their victims in completely pointless scenarios, which include having Totoro reincarnated into TRON and getting a pop star pulled into the crossfire of a near-universal war between the Chitauri and the Covenant Empire because one of the Covenant stole one Chitauri's Butterfinger bar. Truck-Kun could be a Big Rig.
Truck-Kun is an enemy of humanity who is unpredictable and tends to catch their victims off-guard when at their most vulnerable: while crossing roads and streets (wait, those are technically the same thing), unaware of their impending doom of the cursed truck's wheels of rubber and pressurized air.
Their crimes have gotten so bad and gruesome, along with many people missing out on their house payments, that every single military and police faction across the globe have engaged in a worldwide manhunt for the truck but keep losing them when they have them cornered, like Waldo from "Where's Waldo". 
Currently, the truck is in hiding somewhere and has been presumed dead after the destruction of Japan, maybe the world, galaxy, or universe but nobody knows. All we know is, Truck-Kun is a danger to society and if you cross the street or roads (those still mean the same thing, you idiot), look both ways before crossing the street because if you don't, you're probably already fucking dead.
Category:Cars
Category:Anime characters
Category:Gods
Category:Guys
Category:Guys with quotes
Category:Evil Incarnate