HeyHackett

Hackett is a participant of the Wisdom thing. He doesn't have a persona because he's already cool enough. He is the coolest person he ever met, he says. Many people say otherwise, but that's because they're jealous of him.
==Progress==
Round	Prompt 	Response 	Placement
1 	"You're invited to dinner!" the letter wrote. What's your response?	I didn’t even have lunch just to rock the party. 😎 	3rd
2 	"Tell me what’s wrong” the therapist spoke. Open up already! 	Pissed my pants in third grade. Never been the same. 	11th
3 	Bake me a cake. Any cake, just make it good. 	(depressed teenager sigh) Sir, this is a McDonald's. 	2nd
4 	You're trapped in prison. No key. Tell your escape plan. 	Flush myself down the toilet. Works every time. 	1st
5 	Lemonade stand! Business is low... How do you draw attention? 	Lemonade 2.0: Less lemon, more sugar. Oh wait, that's soda-	25th
6 	You're given a time machine. Tell me when you'd go. 	Back to 'Nam, stay there for good, never marryin' Meredith.	7th
7 	You are now president! What's the first thing you do? 	Order a pizza. Why's that? 	8th