Dessert Toppings from the Classical Age

Dessert Toppings from the Classical Age is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If Dairy Queen® added three new ice cream toppings inspired by the tops of classical column designs, which one of these would NOT be included?
===Question Reading===
"Alright, let's say Dairy Queen added three new ice cream toppings inspired by the tops of classical column designs, which one of these would NOT be included?"
===Choices===
1. Ionic Iceis
2. Trojan Treats
3. Doric Delight
4. Corinthian Crunch
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Trojan. There's no such thing as a Trojan column topping."
3. "You Doric!"
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
NATE: But Trojan topped ice cream? That would be both delicious, and safe.
KID: Um, Mom, could I get mine with sprinkles an-and Oxetol 9?
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