(Earth Day) The Great Deku Tree vs Whispy Woods

== Cast ==
MaNCHA as The Great Deku Tree
Brandon Lorbes as Whispy Woods
== Lyrics ==
=== Deku Tree: ===
I am here to give some wisdom
In the form of rhyming spits
I can defeat you by delivering disses
In under one minute
I'm the Guardian of the Forest
And a Spirit of the Earth
The Protector of all Beings
Of the Deku Forest thenceforth
Fighting alongside Lana to take down the evil forces
Every time you get defeated, I'm just here feeling remorseless
I have been alive for many years
My wisdom is still within
Little advice I got for you:
That you'll end up in Forest Heaven
=== Whispy Woods: ===
You old 'stached oak
It's time that Whispy shows you the roots
Washed up like the Great Flood
When you were being sucked by Chu Chus
Got greedy, kept the Spiritual Stones
And now you're cursed forever
You withering away after this
Is what I endeavor
I blow you away like the wind
It's rustle up your leaves
You beating me?
That's over your level to achieve
This ain't your forest, It's my woods
Begone foul spirit
There's a great evil inside you
And my rhymes are here to kill it
=== Deku Tree: ===
Listen here, Bada Bud
You dare defy to lose to someone mighty?
I wouldn't even go near you
Your leaves are probably poison ivy
You're just the first boss
You're as strong as my Deku Sprouts
Just a little pink puffball
Has the ability to chop you down
My forest's a peaceful place
While yours is just a clusterfuck
You shall be sawn to pieces
We'll even chop up your stump
I'll knock out your apples
And feed them to Dynablade's kids
I am a big strong oak
And you're a pathetic little twig
=== Whispy Woods: ===
You can't do shit
I cause damage when you lay a root on me
The only people that worships
This kind of deity are hippies
I'll make the tables turn
And you'll be the one shedding tears
I don't care if you've been guarding nature
For thousands of years
You got some spiders in yourself
Sticking webs in you like glue
You wanted to get rid of the evil
So you let a kid inside you?
So much for protecting the forest
For the greater good
Let's rename the Deku Forest into
The New Lost Woods
== Hint ==
Woods of Wisdom