Captain Mewmew

Captain Mewmew is a Trust Event for Ben set in Lumina Square.
==Dialogue==
;(Approach Ben)
:Excited Child: Officer Mewmew! You caught a ton of bad Proxies today, right?
:Calm Child: Officer Mewmew! Why do you look a little bit darker today?
:Shy Child: O-Officer Mewmew, you didn't get hurt catching bad guys today, did you?
:Ben: Prox- Manager! Quick, save me!
: What's going on, Ben?
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: At your service, Officer Mewmew!
::Ben: Can't you see! I'm Ben, Ben Bigger from Belobog Heavy Industries!
:Excited Child: Mewmew Mewmew, fearless and brave!
:Shy Child: Mewmew Mewmew, the city you'll save!
: The kids seem to adore you.
: Ben Ben, prince among men!
:Embarassed Public Security Officer: Are you friends with this guy? Here's how it is: Officer Mewmew is the mascot for our precinct, and is one of the most popular figures with the kindergarten kids around here...
:Embarassed Public Security Officer: Today is the Open Day at the precinct, so we put on a special "Officer Mewmew's Meet & Greet" event for the kids. But the officer who usually plays Officer Meow took sick today and isn't here...
:Embarassed Public Security Officer: The kids were baying for Officer Mewmew and making a real ruckus - and just as I was at my wit's end, that's when this friend of yours showed up...
:Ben: Then one of those kids started shouting, "Officer Mewmew is here!" and all the other kids just swarmed over...
:Ben: Is "Officer Mewmew" the plump, white cat on those promo posters? How does that look at all like me...
: Maybe it's the "white" part.
: Maybe it's the "plump" part.
::Shy Child: Officer Mewmew, have you been really busy lately? ...You've lost a lot of weight since I saw you last...
:Excited Child: You must've put a lot into protecting our city, Officer Mewmew!
:Calm Child: Something seems kinda funny about Officer Mewmew...
:Embarassed Public Security Officer: But you don't want to see the kids dissapointed, sad, crying, dejected, or hurt... do you?
:Embarassed Public Security Officer: I know this might sound a little unreasonable, but... Is there any chance you'd consider dressing up as Officer Mewmew for a while?
: For the kids... Ben!
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: Don't force yourself, Ben!
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: I can be Officer Mewmew!
::Ben: I'm very moved by your dedication here, but I think it'll be rather difficult for someone like the manager to play the role of Officer Mewmew...
:Ben: Miss Officer, I can help play Officer Mewmew for a little while, but please don't make me dress up in that mascot suit...
:Ben: But I'm really not the best at dealing with kids... Manager, would you please be... my Officer Mewmew's assistant?
: I'm a pro at wrangling kids!
: I'm a kid's worst nightmare!
:Overjoyed Officer: Thank you so much! New Eridu really is a city jam-packed full of love~
:Overjoyed Officer: Alright kiddies, line up here! Officer Mewmew's Meet & Greet is about to officially begin...
:Among the hustle and bustle of excited noises... the kids all lined up, ready to ask Officer Mewmew their questions.
:Excited Child: Officer Mewmew, Officer Mewmew! When the bad Proxies and Hollow Raiders hear your name, do they fall to their knees and beg for mercy?
: Sure, I'm already feeling weak at the knees.
: I'm a Hollow Raider, and it's the truth.
: I'm one of the good ones. Don't ask me.
:Ben: Mmm... that... Actually, not all Proxies are bad...
:Anxious Officer: Hmmmm... lots are actually good people who've been led astray!
:Anxious Officer: If kids don't study hard, then they can become bad eggs, too - and they'll get caught by Officer Mewmew, too!
:Shy Child: When Officer Mewmew catches me... will I get a Mewmew badge?
:Excited Child: Auntie Officer, I'm asking Officer Mewmew a question here! Please don't interrupt!
:Anxious Officer: ...
:Excited Child: Officer Mewmew: How can I grow up to be a public security officer who's as cool as you!
:Ben: *ahem* Kid, you need to first understand that...
:Ben: Being a public security officer isn't the only cool job out there - for example, take... construction! That's another great choice for you!
:Ben: You could be an engineer researching intelligent machines, a worker sweating hard on the job, or even part of the finance team crunching numbers upstairs in the office!
:Ben: As well as our public security officers, there's a whole team of people who protect every last brick and tile that's built up New Eridu.
:Ben: So long as you hold onto that dream of becoming a cool grown-up, then you'll definitely become someone just as cool as Officer Mewmew!
:Anxious Officer: *ahem* Officer Mewmew, please don't forget to promote our work here at the precinct...
:Ben: Mmm-hmm... Of course, our public security officers sure are cool, right...?
:Excited Child: That Officer Mewmew...
:Shy Child: Hey, enough questions over there! It's MY turn now!
:Shy Child: Good afternoon, Officer Mewmew... My name is Angelica, and-and-and I'm from the Sunflower Class at the Janus Quarter Kindergarten!
:Shy Child: I wrote a-a-a song called "Cool Officer Mewmew." Can I sing it for you?
:Ben: So talented yet so young. Truly amazing!
:Shy Child: Ahhh~ Officer Mewmew... Ahhh~ Officer Mewmew... We all feel so safe with you~
:Shy Child: ... The people of New Eriduuu... salute you~ salute you...
: What a dedicated fan.
: And yet they've got the wrong bear.
: What a touching melody.
:Ben: What a cute song! Thank you so much, kid. Officer Mewmew will... I mean, I LOVE IT!
:Calm Child: Mmm, let's hear it for "Cool Officer Mewmew"!
:Calm Child: But if you ask me, this officer Mewmew is not the REAL Officer Mewmew at all!
:Excited Child: What? I just felt as though...
:Ben: Uh-oh... Oops...
: Uhhh...
: Rats...
: Ben, quick - Knock that kid out!
:Calm Child: Hmph, tricking other kids is one thing - but you almost got me, too!
:Calm Child: The costume, the voice, the skin color - any which way you look at it, Officer Mewmew is different today!
:Calm Child: *tsk* Did you think I really didn't know that Officer Mewmew isn't really a Cat Thiren, but just some officer in a cat costume?!
:Calm Child: That's right! Today's Officer Mewmew has taken off his costume. It's "Off-Duty Officer Mewmew!"
:Calm Child: Just like how work mommy and work daddy wear different clothes when they're off-duty mommy and off-duty daddy! Hmm...
:Shy Child: Even though you took off your costume, you're still as kind and cute as ever... You're amazing, Officer Mewmew!
:Excited Child: Officer Mewmew!
:Among all the shouts and laughs and hugs of the children, Ben Bigger spends the afternoon chattering away...
:Relieved Officer: We really put you two out today! I thought you'd just be absorbing a few of the kids' attacks. I had no idea we'd hold you up for so long...
:Ben: At first, I thought kids were going to be hard to handle...
:Ben: But once I saw the smiles on all of their faces, the time just seemed to fly straight by.
: Kids really like you, Ben.
: You're really good at playing the mascot, Ben.
: It's amazing that we managed to get out of here in one piece today.
:Ben: But I feel totally burnt out after entertaining all those kids... It's just like how counting is super fun, but accounting is really hard work...
:Ben: Lucky you were here, otherwise Officer Mewmew might have died in the line of active duty today.
:Ben: Thank you so much for today, Officer Mewmew's assistant!
;(Idle)
:Officer: Phew... What a relief!
:Ben: I feel like I'm forgetting something very important here...
;(Talk to Ben again)
:Ben: What was I supposed to be doing here at Public Security again? Hmm...
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