When I See Him

When I See Him is a song featured in the Helluva Boss episode "The Full Moon", sung by Blitzo and Stolas in preparation for their monthly full moon rendezvous.
==Lyrics==
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Stolas: Thank you to the butterflies in my stomach
I haven't felt this nervous
Since I was a little fluffy down nestling
My derring-do is half-disguised behind a smile
My beak is grinding, ever minding
I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce
So for my own health, I'll remind myself
That when I see him
I know that it won't feel so tough
I'll believe him
And not the voice that says I'm not enough
No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me
I'll set us free
How perfect it could be
When I see him tonight
Blitzo: See him tonight?
All right, all right
It's been a while since he bеgged for attention
Are wе okay?
Huh, can't really say
I'm getting by by avoiding his questions
So complicated, I hate when it's complicated
Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?
Here I go again, gettin' in my head
So I'll focus on the sexy stuff instead
Stolas: When I see him
Blitzo: When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes
Stolas: I will change things
Blitzo: No need to change things
I'll just bring the rope and spikes
Stolas: Oh God!
Blitzo: We've got a nice arrangement and it's working out just fine
We'll keep it light
Stolas: I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad!
Both: When I see him tonight
Stolas: Am I doing something I can't take back?
Blitzo: Relax!
Stolas: Would he want me if he was free?
Blitzo: We're fine!
Stolas: And if he's only here as a prisoner
What kind of monster does that make me?
My entire life's been written in stone
Blitzo: We're gonna bone!
Stolas: He taught me that I could choose
Blitzo: It's cool!
Stolas: He deserves the choice to stay or go
Though it scares me to think what I'd lose
Blitzo: Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex
And make that bird squawk
Stolas: We really must converse
Blitzo: We'll just stick with what makes sense
Like him sucking my—
Stolas: —Augh! This is the worst!
Waiting for the shoe to drop
Blitzo: Who needs words when you got a mouth full of—
Stolas: —Come to your senses
Blitzo: Then I'll do that thing with my tongue where I—
Stolas: He's worthy of your love and trust
Blitzo: I'll eat his bird-puss nice and rough
Stolas: Tonight cannot come soon
Blitzo: He'll be cumming soon
Both: Enough (Blitzo: Oh, yeah!)
Stolas: But when I see him
Will it be tender or be tough?
Will it please him or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be our relationship or am I still naive?
I'll set us free
Whatever it may be
When I see him 
Tonight
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Good morning to the butterflies in my stomach
I haven't felt this giddy
Since I was a little fluffy down nestling
My derring-do is half-disguised behind a smile
My beak is grinding, ever minding
I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce
So for my own health, I'll remind myself
That when I see him
I know that it won't feel so tough
I'll believe him
And not the voice that says I'm not enough
No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me
I'll set us free
How perfect it could be
When I see him tonight
See him tonight? Alright, alright
It's been a while since I've had his attention
Are we okay? Can't really say
I've gotten by by avoiding his questions
So complicated, I hate when it's complicated
Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?
Here I go again, I'm getting in my head
So I'll focus on the sexy stuff instead
When I see him
When I see him, I'll do that thing he likes
I will change things
No need to change things
I'll just bring the rope and spikes
Oh god!
We've got a nice arrangement and it's working out just fine
We'll keep it light
I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad
When I see him tonight
Am I doing something I can't take back?
Relax!
Would he want me if he was free?
We're fine!
And if he's only here as a prisoner
What kind of monster does that make me?
My entire life's been written in stone
We're gonna bone!
He taught me that I could choose
It's cool!
He deserves the choice to stay or go
Though it scares me to think what I'd lose
Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex
And make that bird squawk
We really must converse
We'll just stick with what makes sense
Like him sucking my—
Augh! This is the worst!
Waiting for the shoe to drop
Who needs words when you got a mouth full of—
Come to your senses
Then I'll do that thing with my mouth—
He's worthy of your love and trust
I'll eat his bird puss nice and rough
Tonight cannot come soon
He'll be coming soon
Enough (Oh yeah!)
When I see him
Will it be tender or be rough?
Will it please him or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be a relationship or am I still naïve?
I'll set us free
Whatever it may be
When I see him tonight
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==Trivia==
*In a 2024 panel, Brandon Rogers explained that this song's music comes out of nowhere,Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Cast | FULL PANEL | Alex Brightman and Brandon Rogers (40:50) meaning it is likely a non-diegetic musical number.
==Videos==
When I See Him
HELLUVA BOSS BTS -- WHEN I SEE HIM --THE FULL MOON
==References==
ru:Когда я увижу его
Category:Music
Category:Helluva Boss music