Plant Interviews 41: Gatling Pea

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview I really don't want to do. Wish me luck.
Me and Sea-shroom escape from the raging Melon-pult.
Me: "Hello Gatling!"
Gatling Pea: "Hi Miles!"
Sea-shroom: "Hi Gatling Pea!"
Me: "So, Gatling Pea, what's it like being in the army?"
Gatling Pea: "I've seen many things that haunt me. I've done things I'm not proud of. I've killed zombies that may have been hypnotized."
Me: "Ohhhkay."
Sea-shroom: "Do you have any friends?"
Gatling Pea: "Not a lot. Although I'm friends with Commando Pea, he's a great ally."
Me: "Do you think you could be my bodyguard?"
Gatling Pea: "Why?"
Me: "Doom-shroom. And Melon-pult. They're both after me."
Gatling Pea: "Alright, but it'll cost you."
Me: "How much?"
Gatling Pea: "450 sun."
Me: "Here, I'll give you a Sunflower I grew in my town in Plants vs. Zombies Adventures instead."
I give Gatling Pea the Sunflower.
Gatling Pea: "Okay, I'm your bodyguard now."
Me: "Next question: What do you think about Pea Pod?"
Gatling Pea: "I HATE HIM!!! HE'S EVIL! HE SHOOTS FASTER THAN ME AND HE'S A FIVE-HEADED FREAK!!!"
Sea-shroom: "RUUUN!!!"
Me: "Don't worry, he's angry at Pea Pod, not me."
Gatling Pea: "I'll unleash a barrage of peas on the next thing I see! That's how angry I am!"
Doom-shroom shows up.
Doom-shroom: "Time to doom you Miles!"
Me: "I got doomed by you twice last time I played Garden Warfare, I'm not afraid of you anymore! Especially with my bodyguard who's currently very angry."
Gatling Pea shoots loads of peas at Doom-shroom.
Doom-shroom: "OW! YOU'RE-OW-GOING TO PAY FOR THAT GATLING PEA!!! Also, Miles, don't break the fourth wall."
Sea-shroom: "Yeah, breaking the fourth wall is BAD!"
Doom-shroom prepares to explode.
Me: "We'd better run! Gatling Pea, come on!"
Melon-pult shows up.
Me: "Oh no, we're trapped!"
Sea-shroom: "I don't know about you but I'd rather take my chances with Melon-pult than get doomed!"
Gatling Pea: "Sea-shroom's right! I'll hold off Melon-pult, you make a getaway!"
Me: "But you'll get doomed if you stay here!"
Gatling Pea: "So will Melon-pult."
Sea-shroom: "Miles, let's go!"
Me: "Okay...thank you Gatling Pea!"
I run as fast as I can, and hear an explosion behind me.
Me: "Gatling Pea sacrificed himself to save me from Doom-shroom and Melon-pult...turns out he's nicer than Repeater after all."
Sea-shroom: "I hope that's the last we'll see of Doomy."
Me: "Of course it is, he can't regrow after exploding. This isn't Garden Warfare after all."
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