Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet

Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet is a toilet infested with unspeakably enormous amounts of diarrhea and used toilet paper. The toilet is owned by Microsoft Sam. The Diarrhea Infested Toilet was first mentioned in Season 5 Episode 1 of Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors, and first appeared in Thunderbirds101's Microsoft Sam: Aftermath of Christmas - A PSA. The Diarrhea Infested Toilet is used by several TTS video makers as a running gag in their videos, similar to the running gag usage of IWAY Cookies or Baloney Sandwiches with Radar Overseer Scotty.
==Rules==
There are several rules put in place by Microsoft Sam for the Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Below is a list of these rules.
1) Nobody can use the Diarrhea Infested Toilet without Microsoft Sam's permission (hell, you need a hazmat suit to enter and pay a fee of $200).
2) Cleaning the Diarrhea Infested Toilet or attempting to flush it is forbidden. No exceptions, even if all the toilets are closed to all visitors. If you violate this rule, Sam will blast out your brains with a ROFL-47 machine gun.
3) Touching the toilet will result in a punishment similar to #2.
4) No blowing up his toilet or destroying it! Otherwise Microsoft Sam will infect you with the Moving Victoria Really Sucky Virus: Deathly Edition.
5) If you kill Microsoft Sam, who owns the toilet, God "The Almighty" will punish you to hell.
==Punishment==
In some cases, Microsoft Sam may chop you to pieces with a ROFLcopter blade and throw the pieces into the depths of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet to rot and suffer for all of eternity. He did this to BlittleMcNilsen on his YouTube Anniversary video as punishment for stealing his voice. Until he was freed by Radar Overseer Robert, he had to broadcast from within the Diarrhea Infested Toilet itself. Later, on April 21, 2011, Radar Overseer Robert released him.
In Thunderbirds101's episode, Radar Overseer Scotty presents some IWAY Cookie Flavours, Scotty has been sent to Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea-Infested Toilet for 2000 hours straight for failing to get his minimum of two out of four flavours of IWAY Cookies right (Cookie dough mixed with Sam's diarrhea from the Diarrhea-Infested Toilet, mustard and shrimp guts, squid ink and zombie brains (oh god) and Modern Warfare 2) but Scotty exploded after around eight seconds.
In the most extreme cases, Microsoft Sam can force you to listen to Madonna and dance with her or even worse, banish you to The Supreme AI. There, you will be forced to clean his toilet with a toothpick. Killing Microsoft Sam will result in God sending you to hell.
Death is a much more pleasurable fate in this toilet., but Sam will not be charged for murder if you happen to die.
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