ドクター＝ファンクビート (Doctor=Funk Beat)

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==Background==
"Doctor=Funk Beat" is an original song by nyanyannya.
This song is part of nyanyannya's "Lead Princess of the Color Stealing World Series". In it, KAITO plays the scientist Doctor Funk Beat, who at first glance seems to be, a happy-go-lucky doctor that claims he can give everyone happiness. However, in reality, he gives everyone something for them to cope with their misfortune, makes them believe in their hallucinations, such as becoming a famous star just because you think you are one, or gives them medicine and makes them think that it's happiness. He seems to like seeing his patients suffer, making his most beloved thing "happiness".
A Chinese version sung by Hatsune Miku, and vocal change versions sung by Kagamine Len and MEIKO have also been released afterwards.
This song entered the Hall of Legend.
==Succeeding versions==
==Lyrics==
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Japanese = 
Japanese (日本語歌詞) 	Romaji (ローマ字)
お幸せにどうぞ 	oshiawase ni douzo
 	
まだ青い鳥をお探しの方は　Come on, now 	mada aoi tori wo osagashi no kata wa　Come on, now
諦めきれない方は来世で　Get a chance 	akirame kirenai kata wa raise de　Get a chance
もう青い鳥が見える貴女は　It's too late 	mou aoi tori ga mieru anata wa　It's too late
幻覚に被虐趣味に多幸症…… 	genkaku ni mazokizumu ni yuuforia......
妄想症　もうどうしよう 	mousoushou　mou doushiyou
禁断症状　幸せが欲しい？　Got it! 	kindanshoujou　shiawase ga hoshii?　Got it!
 	
マジク？　not マジク！　種も仕掛けもメディカル 	majiku?　not majiku!　tane mo shikake mo medikaru
ココロもカラダも全部浸って頂戴 	kokoro mo karada mo zenbu hitatte choudai
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa)
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa)
希代の鬼才の素敵なこの大・天・才！ 	kitai no kisai no sutekina kono dai・ten・sai!
Get on! 	
 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　登場だ　Ready! 	dokutaa = fankubiito　toujou da　Ready!
名俳優　そこは良心なんだ痛むわけないだろう？ 	mei haiyuu　soko wa ryoushin nan da itamu wakenai darou?
ドクター＝ファンクビート　御加減は　Lady? 	dokutaa = fankubiito　go kagen wa　Lady?
そのとおり現実は苦痛だらけ　ホント逝っちゃって 	sono toori genjitsu wa kutsuu darake　honto icchatte
ハッピー＆ハッピー　お幸せにどうぞ 	happii & happii　oshiawase ni douzo
 	
「世界中の不幸にはミダスの手を」 	"sekaijuu no fukou ni wa midasu no te wo"
そんな貴女にはおクスリを　（Dumb down） 	sonna anata ni wa wo kusuri wo　(Dumb down)
イマこの瞬間も不幸が蔓延るなら 	ima kono shunkan mo fukou ga habikoru nara
世界中の偽善者はいつ眠るんでしょうね？ 	sekaijuu no gizensha wa itsu nemurun deshou ne?
 	
ラブ？　near ラブ！　もう少しだけケミカル 	rabu?　near rabu!　mousukoshi dake kemikaru
ココロもカラダも全部喰らって頂戴 	kokoro mo karada mo zenbu kuratte choudai
幸せかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	shiawase kai? (iesu mai dokutaa)
幸せかい！（イエスマイドクター） 	shiawase kai! (iesu mai dokutaa)
奇跡の異才の素敵なこの大！大！大・天・才！ 	kiseki no isai no sutekina kono dai! dai! dai・ten・sai!
Get on! 	
 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　回診だ　Ready? 	dokutaa = fankubiito kaishin da　Ready?
Oh!!　知能の問題だ　治るわけないだろう 	Oh!!　interijensu no mondai da　naoru wakenai darou
ドクターヘルプミー　急患は　Rowdy! 	dokutaa herupu mii　kyuukan wa　Rowdy!
幸福感足りないなら他人を叩き落して 	koufukukan tarinai nara tanin wo hataki otoshite
ハッピー＆ハッピー　次の方どうぞ 	happii & happii　tsugi no kata douzo
 	
マジク？　not マジク！（マジク？　not マジク！） 	majiku?　not majiku! (majiku?　not majiku!)
熱烈歓迎？奶奶的！（ルーリエホワンインナイナイダー） 	ruurie howan in? nai nai daa! (ruurie howan in nai nai daa)
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa)
御呼びかい？（イエスマイドクター） 	oyobi kai? (iesu mai dokutaa)
迂闊に今夜も極度に素敵なこれが大！大！大！大！大・天・才！ 	ukatsu ni konya mo kyokudo ni sutekina kore ga dai! dai! dai! dai! dai・ten・sai!
Get on! 	
 	
ドクター＝ファンクビート　夢を見た 	dokutaa = fankubiito　yume wo mita
誰もが幸せになるコドモ騙しの妄想SHOW 	dare mo ga shiawase ni naru kodomo damashi no mousou SHOW
誰もが不幸なのだ　その巫山戯たディストピアの中では 	dare mo ga fukouna no da　sono fuzaketa disutopia no naka de wa
 	
そこでコイツだ『幸福の在り処』　出し惜しみはナンセンス 	sokode koitsu da 『kuraudonain』　dashi oshimi wa nansensu
さぁアナタもアナタもアナタもこれで逝きましょう 	saa anata mo anata mo anata mo kore de yuki mashou
囚われの鉛姫　ようやく貴女の順番だ　Oh!! 申し遅れました 	damuzeru in disutoresu　douyaku anata no junban da　Oh!! moushi okure mashita
もしもし幸せになりたいなら誰もが称えるその名のところへ 	moshimoshi shiawase ni naritai nara daremo ga tataeru sono na no tokoro e
それがドクター＝ファンクビート 	sore ga dokutaa = fankubiito
大・天・才！（大・天・才！） 	dai・ten・sai! (dai・ten・sai!)
 	
お幸せにどうぞ 	oshiawase ni douzo
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Chinese = 
Chinese (中文歌词) / Japanese (日本語歌詞) 	Pinyin (拼音) / Romaji (ローマ字)
请变得幸福吧 	qing bian de xingfu ba
 	
还在追随青鸟的人 Come on，now 	hai zai zhuisui qingniao de ren Come on,now
无法放弃的各位就静等来世 Get a chance 	wufa fangqi de gewei jiu jing deng laishi Get a chance
终于见到青鸟的小姐您 It's too late 	zhongyu jian dao qingniao de xiaojie nin It's too late
幻觉与受虐狂与欣快症 	huanjue yu shou nüe kuang yu xin kuai zheng
妄想症　该怎么办呢 	wangxiang zheng gai zenme ban ne
戒断症状 想变幸福吗？ Got it 	jie duan zhengzhuang xiang bian xingfu ma? Got it
 	
Magic？ Not magic！ 	
不管我耍花招愚弄你都是医学 	buguan wo shuahuazhao yunong ni dou shi yixue
 	
心灵也好身体也好 请全部沉浸其中 	xinling ye hao shenti ye hao qing quanbu chenjin qizhong
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor)
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor)
绝代的鬼才的极好的我这个大・天・才！Get on! 	juedai de guicai de ji hao de wo zhege dai・ten・sai! Get on!
 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 登场已经 Ready！ 	Doctor=Funk Beat dengchang yijing Ready!
著名演员 那就是良心为什么在痛的原因? 	zhuming yanyuan na jiushi liangxin weishenme zai tong de yuanyin?
Doctor=Funk Beat 怎么样？ Lady 	Doctor=Funk Beat zenme yang? Lady
没错这个世界现实充满痛苦 真的死掉啦 	mei cuo zhege shijie xianshi chongman tongku zhen de si diao la
Happy&Happy 请变得幸福吧 	Happy&Happy qing bian de xingfu ba
 	
Midas的手是世界上不幸的根源 	Midas de shou shi shijie shang buxing de genyuan
那就是小姐您的特效药（Dumb down！） 	na jiushi xiaojie nin de texiao yao (Dumb down!)
如果在这个瞬间不幸蔓延开来了的话 	ruguo zai zhege shunjian buxing manyan kai laile dehua
全世界的伪善者什么时候入眠呢？ 	quan shijie de weishan zhe shenme shihou rumian ne?
 	
Love？Near love！只是多了一些化学成分 	Love? Near love! zhishi duole yixie huaxue chengfen
心灵也是身体也是 请全部啃食殆尽 	xinling yeshi shenti yeshi qing quanbu ken shi dai jin
幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） 	xingfule ma? (Yes my doctor)
幸福了吗？（Yes my doctor） 	xingfule ma? (Yes my doctor)
奇迹的异才的绝妙的我这个大！大！大・天・才！ Get on！ 	qiji de yi cai de juemiao de wo zhege dai! dai! dai・ten・sai! Get on!
 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 复诊已经 Ready! 	Doctor=Funk Beat fuzhen yijing Ready!
Oh！智力的问题 不一定能治好吧 	Oh! zhili de wenti bu yiding neng zhi hao ba
Doctor help me 急诊患者 Rowdy 	Doctor help me jizhen huanzhe Rowdy
如果幸福感不够就对别人落井下石！ 	ruguo xingfu gan bugou jiu dui bieren luojingxiashi!
Happy&Happy 有请下一位 	Happy&Happy you qing xia yi wei
 	
（哈哈哈！大天才--Doctor funk beat 登场！） 	(Hā hā hā! Dà tiāncái--Doctor funk beat dēngchǎng!)
（让我们在bilibili动画中也展现出无愧于大天才之名的活跃风采吧！） 	(Ràng wǒmen zài bilibili dònghuà zhōng yě zhǎnxiàn chū wúkuì yú dà tiāncái zhī míng de huóyuè fēngcǎi ba!)
 	
Magic？ Not magic！（Magic？ Not magic！） 	
热烈欢迎？奶奶的！（热烈欢迎奶奶的） 	relie huanying? mainai de! (Relie huanying nainai de)
 	
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor)
您在叫我吗？（Yes my doctor） 	nin zai jiao wo ma? (Yes my doctor)
不经意的胡乱的今晚极度绝佳的我这个大！大！大！大！大・天・才！ 	bujingyi de huluan de jin wan jidu jue jia de wo zhege dai! dai! dai! dai! dai・ten・sai!
Get on! 	
 	
Doctor=Funk Beat 做了一个梦 	Doctor=Funk Beat zuole yige meng
骗小孩的 所有人都是幸福的妄想show 	pian xiaohai de suoyou ren dou shi xingfu de wangxiang show
任谁都是不幸的 那恶作剧的反乌托邦中 	ren shei dou shi buxing de na ezuoju de fan wutuobang zhong
 	
那是那家伙的『幸福之处』 	na shi na jiahuo de "xingfu zhi chu"
舍不得付出就是无稽之谈 	shebude fuchu jiushi wuji zhi tan
 	
那么您也您也您也这样离开吧 	name nin ye nin ye nin ye zheyang likai ba
 	
被囚禁的铅姬 	bei qiujin de qian ji
终于轮到小姐您了 Oh!!抱歉 我迟到了 	zhongyu lun dao xiaojie ninle Oh!! baoqian wo chidaole
想要 想要得到幸福的话 	xiang yao xiang yao dedao xingfu dehua
就去大家都知道名字的地方吧 	jiu qu dajia dou zhidao mingzi de difang ba
 	
那就是Doctor=Funk Beat 	na jiushi Doctor=Funk Beat
大・天・才！（大・天・才！） 	dai・ten・sai! (dai・ten・sai!)
 	
请变得幸福吧 	qing bian de xingfu ba
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==Derivatives==
==Other media appearances==
===Concerts===
This song was featured in the following concerts:
===Discography===
This song was featured in the following albums:
* ドクター＝ファンクビート (Doctor=Funk Beat) (single)
* 一五式未確定性音盤 (Ichigo-shiki Mikakutei-sei Onban)
* カドワナルカ＝サーガ (Kadwanalka＝Saga)
* ドクター＝ファンクビート (Doctor=Funk Beat) (E.P)
* カドワナルカ＝シアノタイプ (Kadoh-Anna-Ruk-a=Cyanotype)
* キラピピ★キラピカ (Kirapipi★Kirapika) (E.P.)
* カドワナルカ＝メリーメイカー (Kadoh-Anna-Ruk-A=Merry Maker)
This song was featured in the following compilation albums:
* KAITO 10th Anniversary -Glorious Blue-
* Hatsune Miku "Magical Mirai 2016" OFFICIAL ALBUM
===Video games===
This song is featured in the following video games:
==== Series====
====Other games====
* (Virtual Singer version by KAITO; SEKAI version featuring Vivid BAD SQUAD and KAITO).
==Gallery==
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Doctor FUNKBEAT PROJECT SEKAI.jpg|KAITO as he appears in the 2DMV SEKAI version of "Doctor=Funk Beat", featured in Project SEKAI Colorful Stage! feat. Hatsune Miku
GAMES - Project SEKAI Doctor = Funk Beat KAITO .jpg|KAITO as he appears in the 2DMV SEKAI version of "Doctor=Funk Beat", featured in Project SEKAI Colorful Stage! feat. Hatsune Miku
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Doctor=Funk Beat.jpg|Cover art of the digital singleドクター＝ファンクビート (Doctor=Funk Beat), also featured as the music jacket in Project SEKAI Colorful Stage! feat. Hatsune Miku
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DoctorFunkBeatLogo.png|The song's official logo
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==External links==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
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Category:Chinese songs
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Category:Songs featuring KAITO
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku
Category:Songs featuring Kagamine Len
Category:Songs featuring MEIKO
Category:Songs featuring Human vocals and voices
Category:Concert songs
Category:Lead Princess Series
Category:Kadoh-Anna-Ruk-a Saga
Category:Self-covers
Category:Mobile game songs