Transcript:Horrid Henry and the Gross Question

Man on TV: So you want to win a trip to Gross, do you?
Horrid Henry: Yes, yes!
Man on TV: Plus a year supply of Gross Goo?
Horrid Henry: Yes, yes!
Man on TV: Then, just answer this simple question, and those fabulous prizes could be yours! Gross! This week's Gross question is: how often does a cockroach fart? [the cockroach farts]
Horrid Henry: [runs to Peter who's on the computer] Worm. Off. Now.
Perfect Peter: But, Henry, you know it's my turn on the computer, and I'm on Club Hippo!
Horrid Henry: Well, you can go back to Club, nappy baby when I'm finished.
Perfect Peter: Mum!
Horrid Henry: Hmm, let's see... [types on the computer] Cockroach farting. 326,471 results?! That's not fair!
[Henry presses a button on the keyboard and the computer shows dancing cockroaches on the screen]
Mum: Henry! You know it’s Peter’s turn on the computer. Off. Now!
[Henry exits the website]
Horrid Henry: But...
Mum: No ‘Buts’, Henry. N-O spells No.
[Mum points to the door and Henry gets off the chair as Peter goes back on the computer again. Henry turns to see Mum and Peter]
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title Card shows]
[The scene fades to Henry sneaking into his parents room, picking the house phone and making a call]
Horrid Henry: [on the phone] Hello? Is that ‘Ask a Silly Question’? I need to know how often a cockroach farts [indistinct voice] No, I don’t need pest control.
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