The Sleepover Arc

It all started with a young boy who was trying to recruit members to the Eggman Empire. Jake got one willing sign up, Mustard, the best character in Homestuck Roleplay v413 June Update. Unfruitful in his efforts, Jake English decided to give out contracts to sign disguised as group therapy waivers. People signed up, and the first session was held in the school. Many great fears were distributed in that classroom, filled by Jade, Roxy, Mustard, and others. After, Jake starting singing the Pokerap.
After a good group therapy session, everyone decided to have a slumber party in the green house. It was then that everyone realized they have no clue how to have a slumber party. Roxy went downstairs to get a book on "slumbies", while everyone else had a dance party, and stopped immediately when Roxy came back. Roxy consulted her book, and dictated that we play truth or dare. This is when Front Facing Roxy, Davepeta, and Nepeta were introduced as characters.
Needless to say, chaos ensued. At some point, they went to Homestuck City's Lesbian McDonald's for the first appearance of the Egg Headed god. But after being trusted with a sword by the god, Rufioh went power hungry and killed everyone.
Roxy Lalonde was chosen by the god to bring justice to the city after the dreadful event. She was given a Sword to slay the evildoer.The people of the city knew what had to be done, so they went to court. The God turned the chair an "evil" red, as they always do because they are redphobic. Judge Roxy, first day on the job, led everyone through the chaos. People shouted out from the stands to have Rufioh declared guilty because literally everyone saw it. I don't even think Rufioh was there for their trial most of the time. Judge Roxy did what had to be done, and sentenced Rufioh to death.
Everyone regrouped at the Lesbian McDonald's after the court trial. As everybody chilled, a new familiar face strutted in. Dave casually walked into Lesbian McDonald's calling everyone homosexuals in a derogatory fashion. He was banned, but not gone for good. Soon thereafter, Roxy was given the powers of *PINK* by the Egg Headed god. Half of the whole town was covered in pink. Some describe this phenomenon as beautiful, while others describe it as the worst thing to ever occur in their wonderful city.
Things were winding down, so to put an end to a successful day, unauthorized surgeon Jake English, decided to give out free surgery at the hospital. John and Dave got bottom surgery, Front-Facing Roxy got bigger boobs (it was lungs), and Lil Cal got huge buttocks. Dirk and Roxy wandered around for a bit and someone explained the lore of carkat.
Suddenly, a new person appears in Homestuck City! Rose Lalonde. Questioning everything around her as you'd expect her to. She eventually goes over to the Lalonde household with Dirk and Front Facing Roxy, who are explaining everything about her situation. She had a slight argument with Dirk over Sburb being based on chess, but she takes her leave from the home sometime later. Dirk and Front Facing Roxy deface the home with Wizards and Smuppets much to her dismay.
Back at her house again, Rose begins to read a book. But the text on it is nonsense, causing her to think "Is it all a dream?" Rose searches for that answer, materializing a stylish Black Squiddle Dress and breaking the sky with the Thorns of Oglogoth to dramatically fly away. This all leads to nothing, but that was the end of everyone's chaotic fun.
The sun goes down. The eyes of the people get weary. The local Grillby's is on fire. The residents of Homestuck City are in for a peaceful night.
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