Fast Cow

Fast Cow is a cow who is rumored to be the son of Chuck Norris, according to the Mayans. But the Mayans also thought the world would end in 2012, and it didn't.
He is somehow respawnable.
== Biography ==
Fast Cow was born in 2010 BC, when Nobody had a seizure.
He has invented a lot of stupid things. He will do this for eternity since he is respawnable.
The Mayans thought he was the son of Chuck Norris because of his high UnRank.
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