Life of a Gatling pea

==The story==
-a sunny day at bloom&doom seed factory-
Crazy Dave: Yes! My ultimate invention! The blarblugheblahblibhargeliahhhrgeh!
Penny:BEEP BEEP user Dave im pretty sure it's a Gnatling pea.
Peashooter (from far away): Incoming!
Crazy Dave: nah how about super epic killer peashooter?
Penny: Gnatlingpea
Crazy Dave:Gatlingpea.
Penny: FINE!
-Meanwhile at the park-
Peashooter: Tell me again why we're here?
Sunflower: IDK, IDC
Snowpea: *rolls eyes*
Sunflower: I'd rather sing.
Peashooter: Let's not.
Sunflower: There's a zombie on-
-new plant arrives-
Sunflower:...
Peashooter: looks like... a pea!
Snowpea: For war.
Peashooter: Yeah! A warpea!
Gatling pea: Googoogoooooo *burp*
Peashooter: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it's little warpea
Penny: It's a gatlingpea.
Peashooter: Oh.
-10 years later-
Gatling pea: Teach me how to fight!
Peashooter: Oh ok. Here, I'll bring you to the lawn.
Split pea: NO THAT'S SUICIDE! HE'S TOO YOUNG!
Gatlingpea: Im NOT *bang* TO *bang* YOUNG!!!!!!!! *Shoots mutiple peas everywhere, startling the other plants*
Sunflower: We don't want zomb- Uhhhhh...
Split pea: I didn't mean it that way... I way just trying to protect you...
Cherrybomb: *snicker* Rage quit!
Gatlingpea: That's it. I QUIT THIS LIFE!
-The next day-
Peashooter: Oh no we're losing!
Sunflower: SHOOT MORE PEAS WILL YA?
Peashooter:Umm... no._.
Sunflower: Then get reapeater!
Repeater: Im right here!
Sunflower: Then get threepeater!
Repeater: He got mine-disease from Potato mine.
Sunflower: LOL not funny. Stupid pun.*Mutters* Stupid lime disease.Bad jake. Jeez what a idiot.
Repeater: I HEARD THAT!
Peashooter: I think we're losing because of cherrybomb.
Sunflower: But he's keeping up alive!
No yesterday we lost gatlingpea.
Sunflower: O_o
-Meanwhile in a hotel in China-
Gatlingpea: *sigh* Why... why do they have to be so mean?
*knock on the door*
Random dude: You got MAIL!
Gatlingpea: Oh ok...
*Opens envelope*
Ow! I cut my hand! Siri, where's my band-aids?
Siri: Sorry, warpea, but I'm currently covored in blood.
Gatlingpea: STOP CALLING ME THAT! Call me captain plant
Siri: You want me to call you " improvising pants?"
Gatlingpea: UGH whatever.
*Reads envelope*
Gatlingpea: Dear Gatlingpea,
We are very sorry about yesterday. Cherrybomb is actually crying. We're basically doomed. Even cob-cannon is useless. You 10-year-old mind is probably our chance for survival.
Best wishes,
Peashooter
-Twohours later-
Gatlingpea: *beep* Siri can this plane go faster?
Siri: Can I look up: Siri can pray go fancy?
Gatlingpea: *groan* Siri can this plane go faster?
Siri: You do not have "Swervy crane" As a contact. May I create it?
Gatling pea: Siri are you even smart?
Siri: This is about you, not me.
Gatlingpea: *Groan* Ugh why do you have to be so dumb?
Siri: It is my pleasure.
Gatlingpea: *turns off cellphone*
Flight attendant: Want any drinks?
Gatlingpea: Can this go faster? I'll pay you 2,000 sun.
Flight attendant: What's sun?
Gatlingpea: Then 2,000 dollars.
Flight attendant: Fine then.
-Wave three at Dave's lawn-
Threepeater: Look out! Bungee zombie on the loose.
Sunflower: Oh well. There's a zombie on your la-awn, there's a zombiee o-on your la-awn. There's-
(voice from behing): I thought there was no singing on the lawn.
All: Gatlingpea!
Peashooter: Oh thank goodness thankgoodnessthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
Sunflower: YAY I can sing with no worries of getting eaten!
Cattail: We were *cough* basically *cough* dying *wheeze* out *groan* there *pukes on Lilypad*
Peashooter: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cattail got sick. So did potatomine and threepeater.
Repeater: He got mine disease!
Gatlingpea: What's that?
Sunflower: Oh it's just- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
-sunflower is getting picked up-
Gatling pea(springs into action): Take that! And that! Aaaaaaaaand THAT!
Sunflower: It's not working...
Gatlingpea: Ok Siri, I'll sacrifice you to kill him.
Siri: It is my pleasure, Improvising Pants.
Repeater: WAT DA HECK!!!!!
Potato Mine: Im back! How's it going- OH LOOK! AN IPHONE!
*Iphone crashes into zombies*
*Bungee zombie dies*
All: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
-After 1700946738258234567519581365472999999999999999999999 hours of battling zombies-
Peashooter: Finally *cough* done.
Tangle kelp: Thank gatlingpea for saving us!
Gatlingpea: You welcome!
-Three epic seconds later-
Peashooter: OH GOD HERE COMES CRAZY DAVE
Penny: Make way for the ultimate: TIME-MACHINE!
Crazy Dave: BalrgblugheeblarblagblupbuuuuurpuhbuhbleegsarbblarghhhaaableeghabploobleebarpubgreeefbnubeabgorapbpglbaplerlbugblhlAPWEBLKBPAMBFVPALL!
Penny: I think he said: Only peashooter, walnut, repeater, twin sunflower, sunflower, wintermelon, potato mine, torchwood, cherry-bomb, kernel-pult, cabbage-pult, melon-pult, three-peater, split pea, imitater, spikeweed, gravevuster, spikerock, and snow pea.
Gatlingpea: :(
*Sneaks into time-machine*
*Penny presses button*
Penny: Oh no gatlingpea what did you do? You completely changes the living world! What will happen now?
Gatlingpea: Uh oh...
Find out what happens next time on  Life of a Gatling pea 2: It's about time ancient egypt!
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