Transcript:Horrid Henry's Hike

The TV narrator: And during the wet autumn, the moss will spread across the entire tree trunk.
[Peter sighs]
Horrid Henry: Haha, an evil spy! Rapper Zapper must destroy him!
Perfect Peter: What? [Henry pushes him onto the blue blanket] Get... Get... Get... Get off, Henry! [Henry covers him up] Woah! [struggles to unbury himself]
Horrid Henry: Rapper Zapper is lord of the universe!
Perfect Peter: Mum, Mum!
Horrid Henry: Yes! And now the Rapper Zapper marathon, six hours of Rapper Zapper heaven!
Mum: Peter! Henry?
Perfect Peter: Mum! Henry buried me!
Mum: Oh, don't be horrid, Henry. Never mind, Peter. Look! [takes a pair of red boots]
Perfect Peter: [gasps] Oh, goody! Can we go on a walk so I can try them out?
Horrid Henry: A walk? No!
Mum: Yes, a walks a lovely idea.
Horrid Henry: No!
Mum: Yes, Henry, we are going for a walk.
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOO!
[Title card shows]
Horrid Henry: No rain, no snow, no hail. Rats! Parents never say fun things like, 'Henry, time to turn on the TV and watch the Rapper Zapper marathon.'. Oh no, they only say awful things like...
Dad: [opens the door, squishing Henry] Henry, time for our hike!
[Henry grunts]
Dad: No point hiding, Henry, let's go.
Horrid Henry: I can't. I have to stay and watch Rapper Zapper!
Dad: [sighs] Don't be silly, Henry. Now come and get in the car.
Perfect Peter: Hooray!
Horrid Henry: The car? What's the car for? The parks just down the road.
Dad: We're going for a proper hike, in the countryside.
Horrid Henry: The countryside? No! We could get chased by... chickens! Man-eating chickens! [imagines of Henry's family running away from man-eating chickens] Can't we just go 'round the block?
Dad: N-O spells no, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Well I'm telling you, you'll be sorry! [imagines of Henry's funeral]
Dad [in imagination]: We should have listened to Henry.
Mum [in imagination]: Who would have thought, man-eating chickens would eat our darling, Henry. I'll never eat an omelette again. [crying]
[imagination ends]
Dad: [points at Henry] Henry, in!
Horrid Henry: No, I live in the city. I'm not going. [walks away]
Dad: Come back here! [walks to Henry and grabs him to the car. Then, he closes the car door] Now, do your seat belt up and try to behave.
[Henry looks at the window as the car moves. The scene then shows the parking lot with the car parking. Every family member except Henry gets out of the car]
Perfect Peter: [sees a wet pigeon with his binoculars] Oh, look! A wet pigeon!
Dad: Let's go, Henry. 
Horrid Henry: [locks the car door] You can't make me.
Dad: Fine. But each step I take is 5p off your pocket money until you catch up. [takes a step each time he takes 5p off of Henry's pocket money] 5p off, 10p off, 15p off, 20p off...
Horrid Henry: [sighs] I'm missing a Rapper Zapper marathon for this?
[Scene shows the family walking in the forest. A butterfly flies across. Henry sees the cows, while one of them eats a flower, then sticks his tongue at them. They continue to walk, then they stop. Peter looks at the nuthatch with his binoculars]
Perfect Peter: Henry, Henry! A... A... A nuthatch! They're really rare! Oh, you missed it!
Horrid Henry: [takes Peter's binoculars] Huh, I'll live.
Perfect Peter: Mum! [walks towards Mum] Henry took my binoculars!
Mum: Henry, give them back.
Horrid Henry: [uses Peter's binoculars to look at the wasps' nest and the bull. He then gags] A-ha! [puts Peter's binoculars in the pile full of mud, then gives it back to Peter]
Perfect Peter: Oh! [uses his binoculars, but he sees mud] Oh, it's gone all dark! [Henry laughs, while he sees mud] Ugh!
Mum: [smells] Mmmm, smell that fresh air!
Horrid Henry: [smells] All I can smell is manure. Couldn't you wait, Peter?
Perfect Peter: [turns to Mum] Mum! Henry called me smelly!
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry.
Dad: Come on, Henry, why don't you help Peter find something for his nature project?
Horrid Henry: Right.
[Scene shows Henry and Peter looking at a wasp's nest]
Perfect Peter: Umm. But, that's a wasp's nest. They sting you, don't they?
Horrid Henry: Uh... not if you sing to them. No one else will have one. You'll get top marks easily.
Perfect Peter: Oh. [sings 'Frere Jacques' while climbing the tree]
Horrid Henry: Sing, Peter, sing!
[Peter continues singing]
Dad: [to Peter] Peter! Come away from that wasp's nest!
Perfect Peter: It's alright, Dad. I'm singing to them! Henry said they won't sting! [he continues to sing 'Frere Jacques' again]
Dad: Peter, stop! Of course they'll sting! Come down now!
Mum: [runs to the wasp's nest on a tree. She looks at Henry] How could you be so horrid, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Well, Dad said to help him find something for his nature project, so I did.
Mum: Something safe!
Horrid Henry: Oh, well he should have been more specific.
[Mum sighs in frustration while she and Dad help Peter down]
Dad: Come on, Henry!
Horrid Henry: EUREKA! THAT'S IT! The sooner we get to the stupid lake, the sooner I go home to watch Rapper Zapper. Come on! Let's run! Isn't this fun?
Dad: That's the spirit, Henry.
Horrid Henry: WHEEEEEEEEEE! Let's find the lake!
[Mum screams in disgust]
Dad: Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow! 
Perfect Peter: Stinging nettles!
Horrid Henry: Come on, slow coach! Last one to the lake is rubbish! [points to the lake] There it is! I see it! I see the lake! [jumps off the fence] There's a shortcut! Come on!
[Peter runs and follows the insect]
Dad: Ha, I'd knew he'd enjoy our hike.
[All sing Frere Jacques, while Henry closes the fence gate]
Horrid Henry: Oh, they've slowed down! I knew they would. Good thing I doubled back. [Mum, Dad and Peter continue to sing Frere Jacques] I'm missing Rapper Zapper! How am I going to get them to hurry up? [The Bull stares at Henry and his family] Alright! [opens the fence gate, then runs away] Come on, everyone!
[Everyone stops when Henry runs past them]
Mum: That's not a cow, is it, dear?
Dad: No. That's a bull, all right? [Bull starts to chase the family] Uh oh. [The family screams and runs away. The Bull continues to chase them.] Run! Run!
Horrid Henry: [goes on top of the fence] Yikes! Come on, Mum! Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster! Hurry, Dad! Hurry!
Perfect Peter: My wellies!
[Henry catches Peter's wellies. The family all pants, and the Bull comes to a stop.]
Horrid Henry: That was great, and the lake's right down there!
Dad: Ah, we should never have taken that shortcut. Fences are there for a reason.
Horrid Henry: I told you the countryside was dangerous. Na-na-neh-na-na!
Mum: Henry, stop it! You're making him angry!
Horrid Henry: So what? He's in there! Uh oh.
[The Bull's eyes turn red, indicating he's angry. He pushes Henry off the fence, making Peter's wellies land on the Bull's horns. He gets angry again]
Dad: We gotta get out of here!
Horrid Henry: This way!
[The family ran, but before Henry can run, the Bull smacked the fence. They continued to run, but they ended up falling into the lake. Everyone except Henry coughed, but Henry had a lily pad and a frog on his head. The Bull then threw Peter's wellies into the lake and then leaves]
Horrid Henry: We're at the lake! Can we go home now? [sneezes]
[At home, the family was sick. Henry sneezes]
Mum: Oh, that's a nasty chill, Henry. You stay there quietly and rest.
Horrid Henry: Yes, Mum.
Mum: Maybe next time, we will just go to the park. [sneezes and covers her mouth with a tissue, then walks out of the living room]
Perfect Peter: You ruined my wellies.
Horrid Henry: Well, next time, don't wear them outside.
Perfect Peter: And I still haven't got anything for my nature project.
Horrid Henry: [takes one of Peter's wellies and takes out a frog] What about this?
Perfect Peter: [screams] No! Get it out! [screams]
Horrid Henry: And here's some real pond water to keep them in! [pours pond water on Peter]
Perfect Peter: [whines] Mum! [leaves the living room]
[Henry laughs]
TV Announcer: Coming up next: another episode of Rapper Zapper!
Horrid Henry: Yes! Go, Rapper Zapper!
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