Duck vs Chicken

Duck vs Chicken is the 26th installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles, and the 6th episode of Season 3. It features a Duck rapping against a Chicken, followed by a Pigeon, Seagulls, and Owl. It was released on September 5th, 2015, with a video being released on August 12th, 2016.
== Cast ==
ZodiacKiaran as Duck
Mancha as Chicken
Adam as Pigeon
Mancha as Seagulls
ZodiacKiaran as Owl
== Lyrics == 
Duck
I heard ya wanna battle, you inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck, then sir, you are outta' luck
Gonna fight, bird brain? Or are ya' just plain chicken
I can swim and I can fly, there is nothing I'm missing 
How ya' gonna challenge my intellect, when it's plain to see?
That the only letters you can spell are KFC
When it comes to going fast, you best stick to food
You wanna' spit some bad disses?
Well cockadoodle-do!
The only friends that you can make farmers and hillbillies 
I'm intelligent. Your behaviour's stereotypically known for plain silliness
Man, you're just afraid because you think the sky's falling
The fact that God made this dirty bird is freaking appealing 
By the time this battle's done, you'll be served into nuggets
Like a happy meal bitch *quack* I'm lovin it
While you're strutting in shit, and people cuttin' off your head
I'll be swimming in my pond, snackin on some free bread
=== 
Chicken ===
Wake up Scrooge! It’s a battle, not a lemonade stand!
Hoist your dirt swamped feathers right of of my land
This Drake Donald McDuck is going to Duck Die Nasty
Like the pace I can run, I can rap quite fastly
Think you can quack me up sir, well “anatidae”
Your only purpose in life is memes, and Disney
My mixtape is so hot, It'll serve fresh duck
You're fucked, too busy quacking to hear that you suck!
Too bad Ed isn’t here, I’d have him back me up
People have me as pets, but you? No one gives a duck
For me, Bird is the Word, you’re just a stupid billed turd
Whose only use is to be shot by the humans of the world
Buck off! I’ll cook you up, then we’ll see who’ll be laughing
Except I’ll burn to to a crisp and leave you blacker than Daffy
When it comes to ornithology, bitch, I’m a prodigy
All the birds in the community will always want a piece of me
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=== Pigeon ===
You know what, I think you’re right! (Coo)
A piece is what they want in Kentucky Fried Chicken
I’m the guy who roams the city and shits on people, ‘Pigeon’
With more street smarts than both of you combined
You will find that in this bird battle, I’m the one that flies!
When people look at me and be like “STOP THE PIGEON!”
I deploy my white bombs on their heads and yell “Critical!”
I am the bird equivalent of a three piece suit
While both of you are destined to end up in humans’ poop!
I’m the grey MC found in NYC, London City, Dublin City, Krakow and bitch please
A duck is only found in parks inside the pond, 
While a chicken is too busy having his head severed off
You wouldn’t eat me, I’m important, my peeps love me
So you ‘pest control’ yourselves, walk, talk, and act, like me
I’m the best thing to hit ornithology, look and see
You buck brains have no victory against me!
=== Seagulls ===
Oh hell no! He didn’t just insult us!
Oh you think you’re so funny?  Well, the seagull crew's here!
Dropping anchor on these dirt feathered derp headed queers
Clearly we're superior. We got into ERB!
Travelling with fellow pirates all across the seven seas!
You're generic, and eccentric, you belong in the Titanic
We're fantastic, y'all are spastic, why you looking so dramatic?
We're in no mood to hear shit from you! So fly away!
Because all of you your dirty feathers don't belong in our bay!
We're gonna rock your boat, so I hope you like fish
Time to finish this, we'll drown you, you can't make a final wish
Prepare to be attacked! Pearl harboured if you will
We got a white sky army, you can't out best the seagull crew
Our rhymes flowing like the motion of ocean
and roasting and toasting you into fried chickens and pigeons, so quit your boasting!
We've pecked on someone our own size, in that battle were flying!
You're all too stupid to realise that this battle is MINE! (mine, mine mine, mine)
=== 
Owl ===
Hope you generics prepared for your cease of inheritance
When I prey on your bird brains, I hope you’ll be scared of this
The host of the show is here, so you better give a hoot
When I claw your useless gizzards straight off of my tree (Groot) I am groot
This Legend needs no Guardian against these head strutting clowns
People don’t like Pigeons shitting on their property, so get out of town
I’m a beautiful creature, and have my own City
Get Adam Young to write a song about why your rhymes are all shitty
I’m in Zoo’s, forests, jungles, and in elegant habitats
Where I feast on larger creatures than you miniature rats
You all will cower like Chickens when you see my power’s sublime
Clawing off your tailfeathers had me a good owl’ time. 
== Trivia ==
* This is the 6th royal battle that Ciaran has made. Counting the Seagulls as one group character, it is the first traditional five rapper royale in the series since Cyran Kest vs Brick Brickson
* This is Ciaran's first battle to use Audio Network beats. 
* Ciaran has often teased a sequel to this battle, in response to the popularity of the matchup. 
* This is the second battle to feature Groot