BlitzFire34: A Story

This is going to be a story of my time on this wiki. Since I am retiring soon, I thought "Why not"?
Only April 01 2018 0:00:00 until my retirement. Retirement Day.
== Pre-Cambrian Era ==
I first joined this wiki on July 28th (Which yes, was the day the Emoji Movie came out.) with the account BonBon889988 (I was a FNaF: Sister Location fan at the time. Don't judge me.) I was active for a few days, and then went inactive.
== Cambrian Era ==
A few months later, on September 1st, 2017, I joined with my current account, BlitzFire34. 6 days later, I created my first pasta, Draugr of Quietus. People seem to like it, but I personally hate it. A few weeks later, the DomIsTheBest incident broke out. I was friends with Dom up until this point, and was shocked he did anything wrong. I later learned he brainwashed Yosh into banning MasterFrown0704. On September 28th, Yoshfico promoted me to chat moderator. I wore this new promotion like a badge. In October, I wrote another pasta, Embershard. I think it's better than DOQ, but I still don't like it. I was active for a while until late November, when I became less active. This is why I was absent for much of the Dead Writer war. When I came back, I found I had been promoted to Content Moderator, and a few days later, Administrator. This made no sense to me, as I had been inactive for almost a month. Still, these newfound ranks made me much more active. I wrote two more trollpastas, Communistbrine and Nazisteve. These got some interesting responses. I like them much better.
And then...
The Chas war broke out. EnderChas, a liked user, had done some bad things, and got banned. Afterwards, he retired to his own wiki, Minefictions. He then begged to be unbanned, which disgusted me. (I was a jerk back then, by the way.) I said some things to chas which I now regret. Later, a minefictions user named Mod Sayori contacted me and asked me to discuss the war. By that point, the war had run cold. It largely ended there. I later unbanned Tangyhyperspace, a chas supporter, though he blew it by being extremely rude to me and most users.
== Devonian Era ==
This is the last and current era. After the war had ended, some of the users considered me the hero of the war. I'm not one for fame, so I didn't take any of the credit. I then continued adding on, until I began to get tired of the constant conflict. This is why I am retiring.
There you have it. Not as interesting as most other stories.
By the way, this last month will probably be my most active month.
== Rebirth Era ==
Around the middle of 2018, I returned to the MCCPW discord server and left a message. I said that would be the last time I came back, but then I read the messages left on my board, and I knew I had to come back. They were all just so touching. Unfortunately, I was still IP banned and could never return. Until now. My new account is here.
https://minecraftcreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:Emppic
So hello again. Did you miss me?
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