Blackout of The Pixelinites/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 30, 1993
Episode Copyrighted: 1993
This episode is rated TV-Y7 for The Expect Smart Actually Season 1. This is the twenty-seventh episode of The Expect Smart Actually.
The episode begins with Lincoln sleeping, he wakes up because of the noises outside, he goes to see what's going on, Squidward comes along but only to begin scolding Lincoln.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey Lincoln, don't you know what beauty sleep means!?
Lincoln Loud: Well, after the hundreds of times you've told me, I've remembered, but you never told them. *points to The Pixelinites, that are making a sign*
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, what's the big idea here!?
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Oh, we're putting up a sign for a new mall in Bikini Bottom. It's gonna hold the record for "The Largest Shopping Mall at Royal Woods"!
Error Pixelinite: Yeah. We're gonna destroy these three houses and the Loud House right here for room, then we'll get straight to work.
Squidward Tentacles: What?! You can't do that! I live here, and I will not tolerate this! Now stop working or I will smack you directly in the face, you got–
A police car comes by.
Squidward Tentacles: I mean...... what a happy day that's full of rainbows!
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Look, kiddo, if you want to stop us, there's only one way. You'd have to go to the town hall, where the plans were made. Then you'd have to tell the mayor what you think of this. But be quick, you only have one day before we're ready to take the houses down.
Squidward Tentacles: Got it. *looks at Lincoln over his shoulder*
While the camera is zoomed on his face.
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, ready to save the residence of Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks into the scene* I don't mean to interrupt...... but do any of you have some mayonnaise I could borrow? I ran out of it.
Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: *looks confused*
Squidward Tentacles: Well don't just stand there, barnacle brains. Come on, let's go! And SpongeBob, I'll give you mayo if you help us!
Slide transition to Town Hall.
Squidward Tentacles: *finds the door to the main room is locked* Great, we just wasted almost an hour of our Sunday getting here.
Lincoln Loud: Squid…
Squidward Tentacles: I don't need your ideas.
Lincoln Loud: But Squidward…
Squidward Tentacles: Be quiet, I don't need your help.
Lincoln Loud: Squidward, if you'd just let me speak for a second!
Squidward Tentacles: Fine what?
Lincoln Loud: This is the staff only entrance. The one for citizens is behind you.
Squidward Tentacles: *facepalms myself*
They head to the citizen entrance and walk in.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow, look at this place! It's so fancy!
Patrick Star: *smells a buffet, which he follows the smell of* Wow! A 50-course buffet! There's sausages, bacon, fries, ooh, even a Krabby Patty!
While SpongeBob and Patrick enjoy the food, Lincoln and Squidward head into the office, to find a member of the city council on the phone.
Council Member: Yes, that will be great. Yes. Thanks. Bye now. *puts down the phone* Oh, hello, what can I do for you two gentlemen.
Squidward Tentacles: I'll tell you what you can do. You can start by getting rid of your plan for the new mall! You're going to destroy our homes!
Council Member: Whoa there. Settle down. I know you may lose your home, but really, that's the only place we can put it. All the other places are either too small or too valuable. But your neighborhood is the perfect spot because only three people live there, and it's quite spacious. Lucy Loud.
Lucy Loud: Sigh.
Squidward Tentacles: I can think of more than twenty different places in Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods, you could put a mall that size other than our neighborhood!
Lincoln Loud: Okay, Squidward, this may be a big issue but you don't have to yell at the top of your voice....
Lori Loud: Okay, I'm sorry, but the plans for the new Royal Woods Mall are now cancelled. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically* Thanks a lot, Lucy. You were a *rolls eyes* really big help.
Lucy Loud: No problem, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: *sighs*
Ignignokty Pixelinite: You must plug it in.
Error Pixelinite: Yeah, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Okay and I won't be scared in the dark.
Lincoln is trying to plug it in, then power goes out.
Lincoln Loud: Dang it, the power's out!
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, what have you done?! Everything is dark!
Lincoln Loud: I was plugging it in for Lucy and the lights went out.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, of course it's all your fault, Lincoln.
Lori Loud: *angrily* YEAH, LINCOLN!
Squidward Tentacles: WELL, YOU..... YOU..... YOU, UM.....
Patrick Star: Do you mind!? I'm trying to have a sandwich in peace....oh wait, I have no mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well the only thing we can do is wait....
Lincoln Loud: Good idea, SpongeBob!
Time card reading "A While Later". Narrator is unspoken.
Mr. Krabs: *comes in looking for SpongeBob, Squidward and Lincoln* Arghhh! Where are me three employees? They should have been at work four hours ago!
He notices a yellow figure in a cell and heads towards it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ahoy sir!
Mr. Krabs: Why aren't you at the Krusty Krab, me boys! The customers are hungry, so you guys better get your butts in there!
Lincoln Loud: But Mr. Krabs, the power is out.
Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, I've had a little "talk" with electricity, and you're free to go. *scene shows the police tied to a chair* Now get moving, my Krusty Krab needs to stay "krusty".
Squidward Tentacles: More like rusty. *laughs*
Crickets begin to chirp, Mr. Krabs lets SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lincoln, Lori and Lucy out, and takes them away.
Time card reading "One shift at the Krusty Krab Later". Narrator is still unspoken. Background clock ticking is heard.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks to Conch Street* Well, I guess it's time to see the remains of my home. *sniffs, then notices the houses are still there* What? *sees a sign that says, "Due to the illness of the workers, construction will be delayed for one day"* Phew...... but that still won't solve the problem. *heads to my house and enters, then goes to bed*
Time card reading "One Night Later". Narrator is still unspoken. Background clock ticking is heard. During the blackout
SpongeBob SquarePants: *wakes up* Good morning, Gary.
Gary the Snail: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Time to get the suitcase out and head off. *heads downstairs* The power's out because of the blackout.
Slide transition to the Loud House causing the blackout.
Lincoln Loud: *tries to play video games but the power's out* Dang it, the power's out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Everything is dark, SpongeBob. 
Patrick Star: *waits downstairs* Oh, no you don't!
Leni Loud: *runs downstairs* Hey Linky.
Lincoln Loud: What?
Patrick Star: We're gonna get our homes back and turn on the electricity to the circuit breaker.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh...thanks Patrick, but two people won't save the neighborhood.
Squidward Tentacles: *enters the Loud House* But maybe the heroes can.
Lincoln Loud: Wow. Thanks, Squidward, for helping me, but the heroes are far from enough. Thanks guys, but I guess this is the end. *opens door to exit*
Mr. Krabs is in the way.
Mr Krabs: I'll help...... if I can deduct $2 from your weekly paycheck for the year.
Sandy Cheeks, Larry the Lobster, Mrs. Puff and the rest of the Loud Sisters: *comes in*
Sandy Cheeks: We'll help too. As a matter of fact.....
All of the citizens of Bikini Bottom crowd around SpongeBob's house.
All Citizens of Bikini Bottom and Loud siblings: We'll all help!
Squidward Tentacles: Stupid Pixelinites! I'll show you! *punches Error in the face*
Error Pixelinite: *angrily* Who punched me?!
Ignignokty Pixelinite: *angrily points to Squidward* He did, Error! We're gonna capture him!
Squidward Tentacles: *starts running and screaming*
Error Pixelinite: *angrily points to Squidward* Get him!
Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: *starts chasing Squidward*
All of Bikini Bottom run into the town hall and begin a riot for the rights of letting the residents of Conch Street keep their homes, however, the police come, and aim their guns at the citizens.
Lincoln Loud: We're dead toast. No electricity. It was nice knowing you, Squidward, SpongeBob, Patrick and all my sisters for the past thirty years. *cries* Goodbye.
Squidward Tentacles: *screams*
Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: *keeps chasing Squidward* Get back here, Squidward.
Just as the police prepare to pull the triggers on their guns, the mayor comes in.
Mayor: STOP! I will arrest the council for destroying some citizens' homes without authorization and I will arrest the Pixelinites for telling Lincoln to plug the TV in, causing the blackout!
Council Leader: But...... What about the mall? It was supposed to be there!
Ignignokty Pixelinite: But, it was Squidward.
Mayor: That's the thing about you. You always change the plans if you don't like them. In fact, why don't you explain this to the judge. He likes stories!
Council Leader, Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Squidward Tentacles: *offscreen, turns on the electricity with circuit breaker*
They get taken away by Officer John, making everybody cheer.
SpongeBob SquarePants: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
Lincoln Loud: WOOHOO! The mayor saved us! Thank you ever so much mayor!!!!!!
Mayor: No problem, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: He said my name!!!!!
Mr Krabs: Hip hip....
All: Hooray!
Mr Krabs: Hip hip.....
All: Hooray!
Mr Krabs: Hip Hip....
All: Hooray!!!!!!!!
All of Bikini Bottom and Loud siblings up into the air and cheers, and the frame freezes, and then the episode fades out to end. The end.
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