Sailor Mouth II (transcript)

*SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!
*Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Let's go to the Krusty Krab!
*SpongeBob: Okay!
*(SpongeBob and Patrick skip along until they see Squidward)
*Squidward: (trips over plant) Oh, those mother (dolphin chirp) tricks!
*Patrick: Mother (dolphin chirp)! (giggles)
*(SpongeBob and Patrick skip along until they see an old man)
*Old Man: (drops dentures) (dolphin chirp)!
*SpongeBob: (dolphin chirp)! (giggles)
*(shows many people swearing)
*Fish: Oh, (dolphin chirp)!
*Other Fish: What the (dolphin chirp)?
*(SpongeBob and Patrick make it to the Krusty Krab)
*SpongeBob: Hey ya mother (dolphin chirp) customers!
*Patrick: How are you (dolphin chirp) doing?
*(customers leave)
*Mr. Krabs: My customers are leaving!
*SpongeBob: What's the (dolphin chirp) problem?
*Mr. Krabs: (kicks out SpongeBob and Patrick)
*Mr. Krabs: Ye can come back when you kiss me (dolphin chirp) and you bring me more (dolphin chirp) costumers!
*All: Hi mother (dolphin chirps) 
*Betty Krabs: Oh my goodness. Looks like me house is getting a painting! (time 1 hour later card; everyone is painting Betty Krabs' house)
*Patrick: This is (dolphin chirps)!
*SpongeBob: Holy (dolphin chirps)!
*Betty Krabs: Don't use those (dolphin chirps) words!
*(everyone gasps)
*Mr. Krabs: Mother!
*Betty Krabs: What? Old Man Jenkins got a new car!
*(Old Man Jenkins' car makes a dolphin chirp)
*Old Man Jenkins: Howdy, Mrs. K! No time, no see!
*(they all laugh)
*THE END
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