Operation New Duck

== Meta ==
Timing: Pre-Crimson Typhoon 
Setting: Hong Kong
== Text ==
Cheung, Jin, and Hu approach Tall and Taller Sasha. 
"Lieutenants," greets Cheung. 
"Triplets," growls Taller Sasha. 
Jin says, "Fei Yen's favourite bath toy is a duck--"
"Yes, Sasha knows this," snaps Tall Sasha. 
"--and it died yesterday." 
"Sasha did not know this." 
"We want to replace it," Hu says cautiously. 
"Sasha can get triplets a rubber duck."
"We have a specific duck in mind," continues Hu. 
"Which duck?" 
Cheung speaks up: "What would it take for you to go to Taiwan and borrow their giant rubber duck?" 
Tall and Taller Sasha consider.
Tall Sasha finally answers: "A month of Ukranian hard house without complaining." 
"Deal." 
Category:Ficlet
Category:Pasta
Category:Mister Soap (mention)
Category:Tall Sasha
Category:Taller Sasha
Category:Cheung
Category:Jin
Category:Hu
Category:Tall Sasha (ficlet)
Category:Taller Sasha (ficlet)
Category:Cheung (ficlet)
Category:Jin (ficlet)
Category:Hu (ficlet)
Category:Fei Yen (mention)
Category:Rubber ducks
Category:Rubber ducks (Florentijn Hofman)