Gordon Freeman

thumb|Freeman during his addiction
Gordon Freeman, also known as the idiot who started the whole Xen and Combine wars just because he pushed a cart to a portal, is a Rebel general who always knows, by instinct, how to pick a Crowbar and start smashing things up. It is still being studied why he keeps resurrecting after he dies. Some people think he's Jesus and Gordon Frohman is a demon. His favorite vehicles is the Pimpmobile and that banana-on-steroids car. His weapons range from the Crowbar to the RPG. His wears a orange suit called the HIV Suit. His brother was the person to really cause the Black Mesa Incident, but know one really knows him, so everyone decided to blame the famous person.
== Background ==
He was born on the streets near the black table where he grew up until he was abducted by scientists who were studying the HIV Suit. The results were retarded, ending with Gordon Freeman stuck in the suit forever and smashing everything with a Crowbar. He became very famous after the Black Mesa Incident, and then met Alyx. They both kicked the Xen's ass out of Earth and fought with the Terrorists Capitalists against the Communists.
For a scientist who has never used a gun in his life, he is able to handle every type of gun he encounters with expertise, and he can also instantly understand how to use alien guns that he has never seen before.
==Half Life==
===Half Life 1===
He was one of the scientists working on a portal, trying to compete with the Aperture Science Labs. One day, he was asked to press a simple red button. This assignment was extremely complicated with lots of procedures, resulting in Gordon to somehow start a war, destroy half his own company's budget, and other shit just by pushing a cart to a portal.
After he fucked up the world, he ran outside and began to beat the shit out of everything in sight, including scientists. He ran into a lab, and saw a scientist yelling at him not to touch the bridge he was standing on. Because he is a sadistic, evil crackhead, he put one foot on the bridge and cause the scientist to fall into a pit of water filled with demon fish; who proceeded to eat his flesh.
===Half Life 2===
He gets even more drugged again this time.He destroys the Combine simply with an SMG inside filled with pee from his dick.Category:Characters