BMW

BMW is a type of car manufacturing company that is known for, well, making cars. Usually these cars are very good and never break down, which is why they usually cost a lot of money. They vary in size and shape in different regions around the UnWorld. Most need gas to run on, or water and food. The BMW HQ is in Germany, but they have other HQs such as in Russia, Virginia, and Pac-Land. 
== History ==
BMW company was started by Harold Slikk, the father of the Angry German Kid. Before they made cars, BMW made wagons, which is what BMW stands for: "Buy My Wagon". They came in 4 different colors: oak, bitch, spruce, and junkil. The last color was chosen by BMW's co-founder, Junkil. BMW sold horses with their wagons, but they were dead horses. Then the car came out and wagons were dead just like their horses, so BMW started making cars. 
They bought a shoe factory and started making cars out of boots. Their cars sucked, so they tried again. They put in lots of cool and useless features like flamethrowers, recyclable seats, a washing machine, and a speedometer. They called their cars "station wagons". Their cars were the only ones that could withstand a nuclear blast, and that made them a lot of money. So they started making cars with cool features. They bought an orange and started making orangemobiles from said orange. People didn't like them, so they stopped making them. They just wanted cars that couldn't break, so they cut the crap and just made them unbreakable. 
Today, BMW doesn't make cars anymore. They make powerful SUVs which kill children and gobble up their corpses. 
==Models==
*In Europe: They have the best model in the world as seen by the picture on the 
*In Africa: The models are very old and break down nearly every ten seconds. Even the pictures have to been in black and white because its so old
*In the Americas: The cars are just as good as Europe's but slightly better, they have ///M cars.
*In Middle East: They don't even have materials to make cars so they just put a sticker on a donkey, hoping no one will notice it
File:BMW-Luxury-Car-Modifications.jpg|Now THATS an advanced car!! (from Europe)
Spare Parts.png|The average BMW in Africa.
File:2wwe.jpg|America's BMW does not come with doors and you have to buy it separately
File:383099_233669390036399_110566232346716_580870_1666484664_n.jpg|The latest model, the Jackdesert Tracker 4000 in the Middle East
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