Numbuh 3's Valentine's Day/Transcript

== Sad Little Love Song ==
Numbuh 3: [Reading] Numbuh 3's Valentine's Day
[The episode begins with Kuki, Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Puppy Kid, Mouse Girl and Webby to sing Sad Little Love Song]
Numbuh 3: My darling, why don't you love me?
Gumball: You never show me love, yes, it's plain to see.
Darwin: My dear, when will you ever stop breaking my heart? 
Webby: Can't you see our love is falling apart?
Anais: The thought of you just makes my poor heart ache.
Mouse Girl: I thought you were a loving soul...
Puppy Kid: But it turns out your act is fake.
Numbuh 3: I could fall to my knees and cry the tears of a dove.
Puppy Kid and Mouse Girl: If only you could understand my never-ending 
Mouse Girl: Love...
[The song ends]
== Kandy Store ==
[After the song ends, P. King walks into the room with Huey, Dewey, and Louie]
Numbuh 3: Oh, hi, P. King! 
P. King: Hi, Numbuh 3! What were you doing?
Numbuh 3: We were singing a sad little love song that Webby wrote. 
P. King: What for?
Numbuh 3: It's Valentine's Day, of course!