Ron (Teletubby)

:For Rons that's worse at blue workin', see the disambiguation page.
Ron Blue is a Blue Worker who lives at the Satellite Station in dorm room 34 on the top right bunk. Ron has the appearance of a regular old Teletubby, with blue-colored fur, no antenna, and a Caucasian skin color. He is severely injured all the time, sometimes covered in blood, and has a black right eye due to being the most depressed worker at Fortress Flamewar when Area-401 exploded. He is also the BEST worker there, as he does all the work while people like Lenny and Teo Blue just hang around and do no shit. In Chapter 3 of The Guardian's hit failure “Run Away From Home And Die”, once The Vestdor has reached the House-of-crapassguns and found out about the massacre of Fregkiranh, he meets a man named Ronald sitting at the end of a corridor. Ronald explains that the Headlist-Benny came back from the walls of Woolworth Prison with a chainsaw, he entered the building and killed everyone, however, only Ronald has managed to escape, albeit severely injured. He spoke to The Vesdor that he has to find a key of Cyberverse BoldGud to access the Decretal Central to contact President Hillary Clinton. Ron, insulted by this novel, came to The Guardian's house in the sewers and gave him Gopnik Syrup. He died the next day, but they can all respawn.
Category:Blue Teletubby Worker
Category:Teletubbies
Category:Teletubby Army
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