Zoronga

==Zoronga's message==
I better hope that stupid Doctor Brooks know what the fuck he is doing here. Hey, assholes. It's me, what the Indigo Syndicate call "Zoronga, The Ancient Wise Fish". Only thing they fucking got right about me is that I'm a talking catfish. Do ya hear this? These assholes have kidnapped the shit out of me just because I'm a giant, talking catfish. What gives them the right to fuck with me, kidnap me, and have their rich bastard of a manchild leader think I'm some fucking oracle and/or dinner dish for some reason!?
Look, assholes. I'm eternally pissed off but given I'm in the fucking Navy Tower, Charlie Brooks gave me a chance to send this message out to you all. I request to be freed soon. It may be fucking weird how I know how to use a PC but Mr. Charlie is typing this very message.
[Dr. Charlie Brooks here: I apologize for this fishes foul mouth. This is just the way he is. I wanted to help him get his message out since he's another captive here.]
I can't take being near that manchild Popeye Jr any longer! If or when you go to Navy Tower, for the love of fuck free me first. Yes I'm a huge ass talking Catfish but for the love of flying flippity fuck, I need to be free! He genuinely believes I'm magical solely because I'm a fucking talking goldfish!
If any of you motherfuckers free me, I'll make it worth your while. So for the love of fuck, can any of you assholes free my fishy ass now!? PLEASE!?
Category:Victims