Randy Warthog

Randy Warthog is a very-uh "creative" guy. He is known by making strange music that summons rifts to the UnUniverse. In the real world he goes by the name "Homer Flynn" which is a far more normal, and a not weird name. Randy is also credited to the creation of The American Warthog.
== History ==
===Early Life===
Randy was born in- we don't know. All we know is that he went under the name "Homer Flynn" and lived in the United States. One day he decided he was going to be weird, so he grabbed some of his friends and played music. The term music is used lightly because it was only him screaming: "HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE! HERE I COME CONSTANTINOPLE! I AM COMING CONSTANTINOPLE! HERE I COME!!!" to a bunch of random funny sounds in the background. 
===Introduction to the UnUniverse===
One day the real world was too scared by his band, and him. This band was called "The Residents", and they wore scary costumes all the time so people thought they were scary people coming to sell them soap. One day he hit a note too high on his saxophone, which resulted in a dimensional rift opening, and taking his band to the UnUniverse.
It should be noted each band member split into two as they traveled in the rift, the ones in the Real World, and those in the better world known as the UnUniverse.
===Getting The Ropes of This New World===
The four freaks fell in Constantinople, where they discovered that this region has a much more peculiar history than anywhere in the Real World. Randy eventually found a cat in a hallway, he named it Maurice before saving it once the onion heads of the Ottoman Empire began bulldozing the land.
===His Dickhead Painting===
He is the crazed weirdo who created the The American Warthog. It fell through the rift the same time he did and it absorbed energy which gave it power. Randy is currently unsure of the American Warthog's current location, but he knows it is trying to hunt him down. The reason is unknown.
===His Life Now===
Randy is living a calm and relaxing life. As much as a peaceful life you can life in the UnAnything universe. He lives a little apartment building recording music with The Residents, awaiting the return of The American Warthog, and hanging out with his friend Tyrone.
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