Opening/The Legend of the War Between Agrabah and the Powhatans of Shirabad

Aladdin Parodies Studios present….
(We open on a beautiful night in Agrabah years ago. In the palace, its residents are enjoying themselves, having just finished celebrating Sheeta’s birthday. Upstairs in her and her sister and cousins’ bedroom, Sheeta, Lavagirl, and the Dazzlings, along with Spike and the Mane Seven, themselves, as little girls, or in Spike’s case, a young male dragon, are playing fantasy role-playing involving an enchanted forest as Charlie B. Barkin, Sasha La Fleur, Itchy Itchiford, and Leatherhead themselves, and even a younger Raksha herself, watched as an audience, enjoying the show)
Young Sheeta: Come, my brethren! The Fairy King needs us!
Young Sheeta’s group and Young Mane Seven: Yeah!
(They pretend to march around like warriors. Then upon reaching Young Spike’s spot at a play-like fortress, Young Spike emerged from up top dramatically, looking like an evil Goblin King, which he’s pretending to be as part of their play)
Young Spike: (In a deep voice) Who dares intrude my fortress?
(Young Sheeta’s group and the Young Mane Seven playfully prepared to “Fight” Young Spike)
Young Sheeta’s group and Young Mane Seven: We dare!
Young Twilight Sparkle: Now release the Fairy King or suffer the consequences!
Young Pinkie Pie: By the Power of Love and Friendship!
Young Spike: (In a deep voice, makes a bit of a fake evil laugh) Love and friendship will never triumph!
(Then they play duel with toy magic wands, using harmless magic spells to make it look like a battle. Then finally Young Sheeta and Young Lavagirl ambushed Young Spike and surrounded him in a gold light barrier)
Young Spike: (In a deep voice, overdramatically) Release me!
(Young Twilight Sparkle and Young Sunset Shimmer approached Young Spike and illuminated a shining ray of light over Young Spike, making him pretend to be weakened)
Young Sunset Shimmer: (To Young Spike) Time to be free! (To Young Twilight Sparkle) By true love’s kiss.
Young Spike: (In a deep voice, overdramatically) No! Not true love’s kiss! Anything but that!
(Then Young Twilight Sparkle kisses Young Spike on the lips, and as the light and barrier died down, Young Spike, after his and Young Twilight Sparkle’s kiss ended, then changed into his Fairy King outfit while Young Twilight Sparkle placed fake fairy wings on her back)
Young Spike: You have freed me from the Goblin King’s curse! (Bows) Thank you, Fairy Queen.
Young Twilight Sparkle: (Curtsies) You’re welcome, Fairy King.
(Young Spike kisses Young Twilight Sparkle’s hand politely. Then Young Adagio, along with Young Sheeta’s group and the Young Mane Seven, concluded their play)
Young Adagio: (Narrating) And so, the power of love and friendship not only restored the Fairy King and Queen to normal, but also, restored the Enchanted Forest.
(Young Spike and the girls then removed a black silk blanket off their Enchanted Forest playset, and then using their magic, they sparkled the set, amazing Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, Leatherhead, and Young Raksha)
Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, Leatherhead, and Young Raksha: Wow….
Young Adagio: (Narrating) And because of that, the Goblin King and his army died by that power, the Fairy King and Queen get married, and they all live happily ever after!
Young Sheeta’s group, Young Mane Seven, and Young Spike: The end!
(Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, and Leatherhead applauded while Young Raksha cheered as Young Spike and the girls bowed for their curtain call)
Young Raksha: Bravo! That was wonderful!
(Unknown to them, outside the window, a group of younger familiar boys are watching this on top of the palace walls secretly, and quietly enjoying every single bit of the show with soft smiles. They are Pazu, Sharkboy, and the Gangreen Gang, as little boys, along with a young Popple and a young Yoshi. Then they noticed three figures arriving at the window secretly and knocked on it. Young Pazu’s group, Young Popple, and Young Yoshi, seeing them, didn’t panic. For they apparently could tell the three figures have snuck into the palace occasionally like they do. Back in the bedroom, even the residents noticed the figures and happily recognized them like old friends. Sasha opened the window and the three figures entered, revealing to be a human adult couple and a young female bat, revealed to be a younger Stellaluna. The first human is a Native American princess with copper skin, long black hip-length hair, brown eyes, a red pattern tattoo around her right shoulder, and wearing a blue necklace with a white spike charm, and a short beige sleeveless, one-shouldered Powhatan dress with one strap on the left shoulder. And the last human is a British man with fair skin, short blonde shoulder-length hair, blue eyes, and wearing a light blue long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up, silvery blue armor that resembles a sleeveless vest, blue pants, and silvery blue boots, and sometimes carried and wears a silvery blue helmet. They recognized them)
Charlie: We’re glad you secretly came, Pocahontas and John Smith.
Leatherhead: Evading the guards I work with, you betcha.
(The couple, now revealed to be Pocahontas and John Smith, nods)
John: Anything for old friends.
Pocahontas: How was Sheeta’s birthday?
Itchy: It was wonderful.
Young Sheeta: We had a great banquet, and we just entertained Mommy, Daddy, Leatherhead, Raksha, and Itchy with a play involving an Enchanted Forest!
Young Pinkie Pie: Featuring a Fairy King and Fairy Queen saving it from the evil Goblin King and his army!
(Hearing that explanation, Pocahontas and John got interested, despite their smiles fading slowly and calmly from it. Even Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, and Leatherhead joined them in that reaction upon seeing that. Noticing that, Young Spike, Young Raksha, and the girls got confused)
Young Trixie: What’s the matter?
Young Pinkie Pie: What it something I said?
(Snapping out of their reaction, the grown-ups smiled softly and Charlie spoke)
Charlie: No, Pinkie Pie.
Leatherhead: In fact, it be reminded us of….
(He and the grown-ups looked at each other, and after nodding at each other, Charlie resumed speaking)
Charlie: Want this to be your bedtime story tonight?
John: And Stellaluna’s bedtime story?
(Young Spike, Young Raksha, and the girls, including Young Stellaluna, got excited)
Young Spike, Young Raksha, and girls: (Excitedly) YES!!
(Then they repeatedly chanted quickly “Tell us, tell us!” Sasha then calmed them)
Sasha: (Calming them) Okay, okay! (They quiet down) If we sit around the bed together and if you girls, and Spike, calm down, we’ll tell the story.
(Immediately doing what Sasha ordered eagerly, Young Spike, Young Stellaluna, and the girls seated on the bed with Young Raksha and the grown-ups. Outside on the palace walls, Young Pazu’s group, Young Popple, and Young Yoshi listened in silently in interest. Then the grown-ups began their story)
Charlie: It is the tale of how Sasha and I first met and fell in love….
Sasha: Why Pocahontas and John were never seen here all the time....
Pocahontas and John: And when Stellaluna was born.
Young Stellaluna: A true story.
Leatherhead: That we guarantee.
(Then we crossfade to years ago in another kingdom on a beautiful day. In the flashback, a younger adult Charlie and Itchy were walking with their army, among them Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, Young Leatherhead, and Charlie’s father, the original Sultan of Agrabah, to a beautiful village within a magical-looking forest, and in that village, are a bunch of houses and standing above it, is a golden temple-like palace)
Charlie: (Voice-over) Years ago, Itchy and I, along with my father and the army, went to a faraway neighboring kingdom beyond Agrabah and its desert and mountains to the east, called Shirabad.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) It is home to a magical tribe called the Powhatan Tribe.
Young Lavagirl: (Voice-over) What does Shirabad look like?
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) It is an Enchanted Forest kingdom.
Sasha: (Voice-over) Not much like in your play involving the Enchanted Forest.
Itchy: (Voice-over) It had the same creatures and plants as in your play, but very different from it.
Young Aria: (Voice-over) How different?
Itchy: (Voice-over) It was more like reality-like creatures, with hints of fantasy, such as Tree Bark Crocodiles inhabiting Shirabad’s rivers. 
Young Rarity: (Voice-over, getting it) Oh, so they’re called Tree Bark Crocodiles because….
Itchy: (Voice-over) Yes. Made of tree barks.
John: (Voice-over) And Shirabad is run by the most magical, and powerful, gods representing the lifestyles of itself, along with the five elemental spirits, representing water, fire, earth, air, and light.
(Upon arrival in Shirabad’s main village, the Agrabahnian citizens are greeted by the chief himself and his people, among them Pocahontas and John. The chief is a middle aged Native American man with copper skin, long black shoulder-length hair, and wearing beige Powhatan chief clothing and shoes, and carried a stick with feathers tied on top of it. He is Chief Powhatan)
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) That’s right. Anyway, the Agrabahnian citizens came to Shirabad to celebrate the unity of our two kingdoms. My father, Chief Powhatan, was very thrilled of the idea along with Charlie’s father. In fact, we all were.
Sasha: (Voice-over) I, myself, used to be a citizen of Shirabad, and because I am Pocahontas’ cousin part of the royal family, I was betrothed to Charlie.
Charlie: (Voice-over) Even though she and I were excited on the union between our kingdoms, we were, however, not excited to meet each other, believing the other to be spoiled rich kids. But from the moment we first laid eyes on each other….
Sasha: (Voice-over) We immediately saw each other in a different light, like the way we never felt before.
(During Charlie’s line above here, Charlie and Sasha, in the flashback, were encouraged by their loved ones to greet each other, much to their annoyance. Then at the end of Charlie’s line, they annoyance calmly melted away upon seeing each other and on cue of Sasha’s above line, Charlie and Sasha, in the flashback, calmly shook hands, soft smiles forming on their faces)
Itchy: (Voice-over) And soon enough, me, Charlie, and Sasha began to hang around with Pocahontas and John, spending a friendly quality time, having fun in the forest.
John: (Voice-over) Pocahontas and I, along with some friends of ours, even introduced Charlie, Sasha, Leatherhead, and Itchy to the gods and elemental spirits themselves.
(During Itchy and John’s explanation, the flashback showed Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, John, Pocahontas, and Leatherhead enjoying the forest and even befriending some silhouettes of the gods and elemental spirits themselves. And with the five are two young boys, three young girls, two young male wolf god pups, a giant female wolf god, and a young male red elk, but we can’t clearly see their appearances due to the sunlight blocking our view to them. Then we fade to black)
Sasha: (Voice-over) Everything was great, until eight months later that is.
Young Rainbow Dash: (Voice-over) What happened eight months later?
(Then we crossfade to that day eight months later. The group, except the mysterious giant wolf god, were hanging around as usual, and Pocahontas is pregnant)
Sasha: (Voice-over) Well, eight months later, after Charlie and I got married, we were all excited for Pocahontas, for she and John are going to have a baby. Then one day….
(Suddenly, the group heard angry battle cries from afar, confusing them. Then they hurried to the source and found, to their horror, the army of Agrabah fighting in combat against both the army of Shirabad and a group of mysterious thieves)
Sasha: (Voice-over) A war broke out between Agrabah and Shirabad.
Itchy: (Voice-over) We learned that Charlie’s father and Chief Powhatan have accused each other of killing the chief’s wife and the sultan’s wife respectively.
Leatherhead: (Voice-over) Which neither did.
John: (Voice-over) And what made the fighting worse, is when Captain Hook, the sultan’s captain of the guard which we already know, was framed for trying to break into the palace to steal a map leading to Shirabad’s fabled treasure.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) And then, an army of thieves joined Shirabad’s side against Agrabah in the war.
Young Fluttershy: (Voice-over) That’s terrible!
Young Stellaluna: (Voice-over) But that’s what happened from what they told me.
John: (Voice-over) As terrible as it is, we, however, noticed twelve members of the thieves not partaking in the war, for they were concerned as we are for both kingdoms.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) That is true.
(During John’s explanation, twelve silhouettes of the thieves’ members backed away towards the group from the war calmly, wanting no part of it. Noticing each other, they retreated secretly and began their escape from Shirabad)
Itchy: (Voice-over) Immediately, we started our escape. However….
(A tremor hits Shirabad and a giant evil shadowy figure emerged from the bowels of the earth menacingly, much to everyone’s notice)
Itchy: (Voice-over) The war had unleashed an evil god named EnEmE.
Sasha: (Voice-over) He planned on taking over the world with Shirabad’s treasure as the war waged on between our two kingdoms. However, the elemental spirits and even the wolf god, Moro, became angry at this madness, that they fought back against EnEmE.
Leatherhead: (Voice-over) But the war never ended, by gumbo. This made the elemental spirits angry, that their anger boiled over than a boiling gumbo itself.
Charlie: (Voice-over) And in retaliation, the elemental spirits partially destroyed Shirabad.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) Injuring me in the process.
(Then in a flash, during this whole explanation, the silhouettes of the giant wolf god, now revealed to be Moro, and the elemental spirits fighting against the silhouette of EnEmE, which ends with Charlie and Sasha, with the gods’ help, blasting EnEmE with a golden blast, making him disappear. But unfortunately, both armies began fighting each other again. Upset at this, the elemental spirits then partially destroyed Shirabad with their powers, among them the golden palace in the village. The blast from those powers then sent the group and gods flying far away from there deep into the forest. Upon landing, everyone recovered, but then noticed Pocahontas injured and clutching her pregnant belly in concern. Noticing that, the group and gods got concerned)
John: (Voice-over) Then, a miracle occurred for Pocahontas and our baby, along with one of the thieves that helped us.
(The gods and one of the thieves, feeling sorry for Pocahontas and her and John’s unborn child, then began to nurse Pocahontas back to health. Then the gods, noticing the thief nursing Pocahontas and her pregnant belly, magically conjured a spell over Pocahontas and her pregnant belly and the thief, surrounding them in a gold light. After the light died down, Pocahontas and the group noticed, to their calm surprise, she is healed. The gods nod at the thief they surrounded the gold light on and that thief then calmly casted a magic healing spell inside of Pocahontas’ pregnant belly. After the light faded away, Pocahontas then calmly grimaced in pain. Realizing what that means, the group carefully laid Pocahontas on her back as we pan up to the evening sky)
Young Applejack: (Voice-over) And is that when Stellaluna was born?
Grown-ups: (Voice-over) Yes.
(Then we pan down back to the group sitting around Pocahontas, smiling softly at a newborn baby bat girl being held by her. And that baby is Stellaluna, sleeping peacefully as Pocahontas softly sang some vocals to her. Then we fade to black and crossfade back to the group camping out at night, learning of Pocahontas, Baby Stellaluna, and one of the thieves’ magic. Even one of the gods gave Baby Stellaluna a familiar pendant that she happily accepted while cooing)
Charlie: (Voice-over) During our time out in the forest that night, we eventually learned that the gods have bestowed Pocahontas, Stellaluna, and one of the thieves magical powers.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) And bestowed Stellaluna a pendant, which she has now, in case she needs it to use her powers.
Sasha: (Voice-over) The gods even told us they did it as a gratitude to us for helping them stop and seal EnEmE, yet we never knew more depth of that.
(Then we crossfade to the next morning where Hook, Smee, and the Agrabah army found only Charlie, Sasha, Itchy, and Leatherhead while Pocahontas, holding Baby Stellaluna, and John, and even the twelve former thieves they befriended snuck out of Shirabad, and the gods returning to the forest)
Sasha: (Voice-over) The next morning, me, Charlie, Itchy, and Leatherhead bidded our secret friends goodbye and were eventually found by Agrabah’s army, who then took us back home to Agrabah.
Itchy: (Voice-over) And we learned that Charlie’s father was killed from the blast caused by Moro and the elemental spirits.
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) Regardless, Moro and the elemental spirits are remorseful for his death.
John: (Voice-over) As for me, Pocahontas, Stellaluna, and the twelve thieves we befriended, we ran away from Shirabad to protect Stellaluna, and eventually, the twelve thieves went on their own path.
Charlie: (Voice-over) That is right.
(Then we crossfade back to the present)
Charlie: And in conclusion of this story, upon our return to Agrabah, I was then named the new sultan and Sasha the new sultaness.
(The story over, Young Spike, Young Raksha, and the girls were calmly amazed by the story)
Young Pinkie Pie: (Calmly amazed) That was the most (Excitedly) EXCITING STORY WE EVER HEARD!!!!
Young Starlight: So, nobody ever knew the real truth behind the murders?
John: (Shakes his head “No”) Afraid not. (Looks at Pocahontas) But the Ancient Turtle-Shaped Island of Aztlán possibly knows.
Young Pinkie Pie: (Confused) Aslan?
(Everyone, except Young Pinkie Pie, chuckled calmly a bit)
Sasha: “Aztlán.” It is a legendary turtle-shaped island that contains all the answers of the past, and about what we are a part of.
Pocahontas: Legends even say that the sacred fabled treasure of Shirabad, the Golden Hand of Midas, is the Ultimate Key to the Answers.
Charlie: In fact, there is an ancient lullaby Sasha’s parents taught her and Pocahontas based on the Legend of Aztlán.
Young Stellaluna: Can you both sing it to us?
Young Sheeta’s group: Please?
(The grown-ups smiled softly)
Sasha and Pocahontas: (Nods) Of course.
(Then the two cuddled besides Young Sheeta’s group and Young Stellaluna. Outside on the palace walls, Young Pazu’s group, Young Popple, and Young Yoshi listened in in interest, having also overheard the story before. Then Sasha and Pocahontas proceeded to sing to Young Sheeta’s group and Young Stellaluna)
Sasha: Where the east wind meets the sea
There’s a river full of memory
Pocahontas: Sleep, my darling, safe and sound
For in this river all is found
In her waters, deep and true
Lie the answers and a path for you
Sasha: Dive down deep into her sound
But not too far or you’ll be drowned
(As the song continued, as then pan away from the window past the palace walls where Young Pazu’s group, Young Popple, and Young Yoshi are listening silently with soft smiles, all the way to a high-towered torch with a flame burning on its wick and then into the flames itself)
Sasha and Pocahontas: Yes, she will sing to those who’ll hear
And in her song, all magic flows
But can you brave what you most fear?
Can you face what the river knows?
Pazuladdin 3: Adventures Beyond Agrabah
(Then we pan away from the flames on the same torch to the present day on a beautiful morning in Agrabah as the song is coming to an end)
Pocahontas: (Voice-over) Where the east wind meets the sea
Sasha: (Voice-over) There’s a mother full of memory
Sasha and Pocahontas: (Voice-over) Come, my darling, homeward bound
When all is lost, then all is found
(Then we finally see Sheeta’s group, the Mane Seven, and Stellaluna at the balcony of their room, reminiscing that memory from their childhood as the song came to an end. And Sheeta still has her haircut. Then, a red bouncy ball flew at Stellaluna’s head, hitting her in the back of her head)
Stellaluna: Ow!
(Then Spike and Itchy approached and Spike took his ball back as Stellaluna rubbed the back of her head)
Spike: (Apologetically) Sorry, Stellaluna! I was just playing around when….
Stellaluna: (Finishing rubbing the back of her head, reassuringly) It’s okay.
Itchy: Sorry we took so long, but everyone’s ready for the announcement.
Lavagirl: (Happily) Excellent!
Dazzlings: (Happily) Thank you, Itchy!
Itchy: (Proudly) You’re welcome.
Sheeta: (Happily) Come on, everyone!
(They prepare to head out to make this announcement. Suddenly, Stellaluna heard a loud vocalized female siren-like voice sing out a bit to her and turned to the balcony in curiosity, but nobody seemed to hear it. Noticing her reaction, Itchy, Spike, and the girls got confused)
Applejack: What’s the matter, Stellaluna?
(Snapping out of it, Stellaluna turned to them)
Stellaluna: Sorry. I thought I heard something out there.
(The others listened with her, and then heard and noticed a bird chirp as the bird flew off a nearby tree branch)
Rainbow Dash: Just a bird.
Stellaluna: Okay.
(Then they left to make the announcement)
Coming up: The exciting announcement is made all around Agrabah, revealed to be an upcoming wedding between Pazu and Sheeta’s groups in a few days. After that fun announcement, the Merry Team help prepare the special upcoming day for the seven couples and make honeymoon plans, all the while learn from the Stallion Seven and Spike that they have a special surprise for the Mane Seven and Ember respectively that involves Pazu and Sheeta’s groups’ wedding. And even learn of Pazu’s group missing their presumed deceased parents.
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