A Relationship Begins

{"A Relationship Begins" is the 1st episode of The SpongeBob SquarePants Adult Party Cartoon.}
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Sandy Cheeks
*Squidward Q. Tentacles
*Eugene H. Krabs
==Plot==
During a game of Truth or Dare, SpongeBob SquarePants admits he has a crush on Sandy Cheeks
== Ratings and Disclaimers ==
=== Content Rating ===
==== TV Rating - TV-14-D ====
====ESRB/MPAA Rating - T (Teen)====
==== Age Range - 13 - 68 ====
=== Disclaimers ===
* This episode contains sexual references.
** A character constantly requests to touch another character's genitalia.
*** One character agrees to the demands.
**** Though, this event is never detailed or described, it is only implied.
==Transcript==
{The episode begins with a shot above Sandy's treedome.}
[Frenchy: Ah, what a beautiful day outside, the flowers are blooming, the sky is clear, let's see what our friends are doing inside today.]
Sandy: Partick, truth or dare?
Patrick: Uhhhh... dare.
Sandy: Okay, Patrick, I dare you to nail SpongeBob.
Patrick: Okay!
[Patrick grabs a hammer and a nail and begins hammering the nail into SpongeBob's head.]
Sandy: Uh, Patrick, that's not what I meant by... never mind.
Patrick: That should be enough. SpongeBob, truth or dare?
SpongeBob: Truth.
Patrick: Who do you like?
[SpongeBob starts blushing.]
SpongeBob: I like… I like…
Sandy: Who is it?
SpongeBob: Sandy! There! I said it!
Sandy: Oh...
[Everything goes silent.]
Sandy: This is… awkward. SpongeBob, is this true?
SpongeBob: Yeah. So what do you think?
Sandy: Well… no.
SpongeBob: Aww...
Sandy: It’s nothing personal... but you’re not my type.
SpongeBob: Can I see your tits?
Sandy: I only show my tits to my boyfriends.
SpongeBob: Can I touch them?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: Well give me a chance... just one date.
Sandy: Well… Okay.
SpongeBob: Yay! Can I see your tits now?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: Aww...
Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, Patrick has been pretty silent...
SpongeBob: Yeah…
[The camera zooms out to show Patrick still hammering the nail into SpongeBob's head.]
SpongeBob: Please, Patrick, could you stop?
Patrick: Why? I love nailing you!
[Heart-shaped bubbles rise, then settle to show SpongeBob and Sandy riding the tunnel of Glove attraction at Glove Universe.]
SpongeBob: Isn’t this great, Sandy?
Sandy: Yeah... this is actually fun.
SpongeBob: Can I touch your tits now?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: But…
[SpongeBob tilts, falls, and hits Sandy. Sandy falls off the ride.]
SpongeBob: Can I touch your tits now?
[Heart-shaped bubbles rise, then settle to show SpongeBob and Sandy lying down next to each other on the sands of Goo Lagoon.]
SpongeBob: Can I touch your tits now?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: Whoa! The wind out here is getting strong.
[The wind sweeps SpongeBob towards Sandy, knocking her into the ocean.]
SpongeBob: Can I touch your tits now?
[Standard bubbles rise, settling to showing SpongeBob entering the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! There you are! Boy, I’ve been looking for you all day! Where have been lad?
Squidward: Probably being a retard all day, as usual.
SpongeBob: If you must know, I was on a date with my girlfriend, and we're planning on having dinner here.
Mr. Krabs: Har har har, is your date a Krabby Patty again?
SpongeBob: No.
Squidward: Is it your mom?
SpongeBob: No, it’s…
[Sandy enters the Krusty Krab.]
SpongeBob: Sandy!
Squidward: You are on a date with him? Sad.
SpongeBob: Thanks. Now, where can we sit?
Mr. Krabs: Over there.
SpongeBob: Okay.
Mr. Krabs: What would you like to have?
SpongeBob: 2 Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries and Krabby Kolas.
Mr. Krabs: Okay. Here you go.
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Mr. Krabs: Your welcome, me boy. I'll just leave you two some alone time with each other.
SpongeBob: Okay.
[SpongeBob waves Mr. Krabs goodbye, Mr Krabs walks into the kitchen, ready to observe the upcoming event, and SpongeBob faces back towards Sandy.]
SpongeBob: So Sandy... can I touch your tits now?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: Okay okay, jeez.
[SpongeBob accidentally drops his Krabby Patty, causing it to hit a button on Sandy's suit, resulting in it bouncing into her suit, and entering her bra.]
SpongeBob: Oh come on! The Krabby Patty gets to touch your tits, but I don't?
[Due to the lack of air, Sandy begins turning blue and runs out of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob follows her.]
SpongeBob: Sandy, wait!
Mr. Krabs: Wait, boy! You haven’t paid for your food! I'm taking this out of your paycheck!
[Bubbles rise, then settle to show SpongeBob knocking on Sandy’s door. Sandy opens the door.]
SpongeBob: I’m sorry for what happened last night Sandy...
Sandy: Are you kidding?! That was the best night of my life! It was so exciting!
SpongeBob: So... you’re not mad?
Sandy: Heck, no! In fact, I want you to be my boyfriend... What do you say?
SpongeBob: I say.. yes! Can I touch your tits now?
Sandy: Sure.
SpongeBob: Woohoo!
[Bubbles rise, then settle to show a happy SpongeBob, lying on his bed, ready to get some shut-eye.]
SpongeBob: Ah, this was the best day ever!
==Censorship==
Originally, Sandy dared Patrick to suck on SpongeBob's dick, but was replaced in favor of a comedic gag. The end was originally going to have SpongeBob squeezing Sandy's tits, but was kept unknown, with the scene being kept implied and skipping to the end of SpongeBob's day. These scenes were all taken out due to graphic sexual content.