Vendu

"As a master of the mystic arts, I believe that my powers should be used whenever they're needed...& when I feel like goofing off."
~ Vendu to Almighty Tallest Daniel Ledda in Super Battle Bros: A Splashingly Decent Time.Vendu is a powerful wizard from planet Venus renowned for his wisdom, mystical knowledge, & occasional silliness. He is a Master of the Mystic Arts who protects the Earth (& beyond) from world-ending threats. He is a main character in the Terrachaoverse series.
Tier: 7-A to Low 6-B when holding back; High 4-C
== Appearance ==
Vendu is a humanoid alien with purple skin clad in black robes with a hood & jagged sleeves. His face bears two bright red eyes, sharp teeth, & pronounced jowls. He has no visible nose, instead smelling through scent glands in his skin. His hands are of a darker purple than his face. Despite his age, he appears to be in tip top condition. This is due to the longevity of the Venusians' lifespan. As of late 2019 onward, he wears a golden medallion with a wheel-like design & a white gem at its center.
== History ==
=== An Avid Learner ===
Vendu was born on June 21st, 1690, eighty years after Humans had first seen Venus through a telescope. At the time, the planet was undergoing cataclysmic changes in the environment, which brought about the near extinction of venusiankind. However, despite it becoming a hazardous world, Venusians still found a way to survive & repopulate, doing so underground since their architecture on the surface was no longer accommodable. As for Vendu himself, he was raised by mystics who believed the practices of the mystic arts would be able to reform the planet back to how it used to be. Vendu would show remarkable intelligence at a young age, learning certain spells quicker than most his age would. Vendu would train until the early 1800's, becoming a Master of the Mystic Arts. 
=== Making Contact ===
In 1961, a probe was sent from the Soviet Union to explore Venus, but the Venusians shot it down before it could make contact. The mystics learned through sorcery about the savages that Humans could be, but Vendu was always curious about them. As more earthly probes were sent to the planet over the decades to follow, whether Russian or American, the Venusians would hide whenever they landed thanks to their cloaking spells. While there was one Venusian inhabitant who had made himself comfortable on Earth, Vendu would not make a voyage to the blue planet until much later. 
At some point in 2012, Venus was placed under observation by the Irken Empire. The Almighty Tallests Daniel & Nadine would oversee this operation personally, for Dan was not Irken & is in fact from Earth. Dan wanted to know if the Venusians could be trusted, so he would visit them himself, meeting Vendu in the process. Considering that there wasn't much left of the Venusian civilization, Dan would declare this planet to be conquered in the name of the empire, & he would promise to make it more inhabitable. Since Vendu was already on his way to becoming the most powerful Venusian in history, he would agree to combining his magic with the Irkens' science, & together they would begin to reform Venus back to how it used to be. As the years would pass, Vendu learned the secrets of the stars, becoming more magically potent than anyone before him.
=== Protecting the Earth ===
In early 2017, the Venusian mystics had predicted a powerful being from another dimension would come to the Terrachaoverse on a day to be remembered, for he would be one to bring destruction to the cosmos if left unopposed. This being's name was Kaiht’Izhart’P’tach, also known as Trip Man by the few who've survived his wrath. Upon hearing about this, Vendu realized he wouldn't be strong enough to face him alone, so he searched the Earth for powerful beings to aid him. Vendu remembered Dan telling him about Lord Ferronidas & Lord Claudius Ko'Al, including their powers & their rivalry with each other. Vendu sent both of them a scroll, each signed anonymously. It is unknown why he didn't contact Dan first, but he was likely unavailable at the time.
On May 28th, Vendu organized the meeting between Ferronidas & Claudius at the Ledda Residence in Maryland, having to interrupt their argument when noticing that their ideals were conflicting with each other's. Having properly introduced himself, he gave them each a glass of orange soda so they could discuss this matter more peacefully. Vendu explained Trip Man's chaotic nature & why he must be stopped. His plan to defeat him was to seal him in the Fifth Dimension, which can be done so with a magical item called the Pentalock. He assigned the two of them to each find the Pentalock & its key. Claudius was initially dismissive about working with Ferronidas, but Vendu stated that their rivalry was nonsensical, & that if they stopped bickering with each other they would reach their full potential. Ferronidas was quicker to agree than Claudius, but they would go & search for the key & the Pentalock, respectively.
They all rendezvoused by the pool & Trip Man would fly down shortly afterward. Vendu ordered Claudius to open the Pentalock, but Trip Man telekinetically threw it away. Vendu then cast a Memetic Disorientation Spell to distract Trip Man, catching him in a trance-like state where he danced to a bass boosted rendition of the menu theme from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Claudius took the chance & recovered the Pentalock, with Ferronidas throwing him the key. By the power of Meme Man from the other side of the Pentalock, Trip Man was almost SUCCed back into his home realm, but the rainbow humanoid performed a Shockwave of Applause, closing the magical item. Claudius then summoned his minion Aquabomination to gnaw on Trip Man's foot. Trip Man screamed & punched the creature in the face, knocking him out. Vendu, Ferronidas, & Claudius then combined their powers to create the Psycho-Lightning-Solar Beam & defeated Trip Man, reducing his body into a flat remnant of what he once was. Assuming it was over, the lords boasted in victory, but Vendu stood silent & still with his lip quivering ever so slightly. He knew it wasn't over. The colorful being of chaos began to re-materialize his body & stood up once more. Ferronidas would then rush inside to get Dan's help while Trip Man was channeling his true power outside. Every color in the universe was starting to change as Trip Man was releasing his true form, creating spatial distortions on a scale that would cause the Solar System to collapse in on itself. Dan then appeared & unleashed a Quantum Roar with the power of his Space Ring, breaking Trip Man's concentration & undoing his distortions. Claudius telekinetically brought the Pentalock to himself & used it again, this time successfully banishing Trip Man to the Fifth Dimension. Vendu congratulated everyone for their efforts & they all went home. 
=== Magic Show ===
Vendu would learn more & more about the supernatural beings of Earth as the months went by, becoming familiar with those who serve the Irken Empire, those who are against it, other protectors of the planet, & those who fall into a gray area of sorts. Dan would also inform Vendu of recent events concerning these beings. For reasons unknown, Vendu paid a visit to the SUNY Polytechnic Institute, where he met Santa Maria. Santa heard that Vendu was proficient with sorcery, so the two shared their magic with each other in a comedic display. But when Santa made a golden egg appear with a singing alligator head inside, Vendu came to the conclusion that he was the one who sent forth the giant golden egg in The Second Weirdest Easter Special Ever. Santa admitted it was him all along & the two continued their wizardry. Santa used his ribcage to perform a section of the song "Spooky Scary Skeletons"; Vendu countered by donning sunglasses & a bunch of gold necklaces to perform the theme song from The Nutshack in a bass boosted fashion. As Santa was jamming out with him, Jack Jarren randomly teleported into scene. This caused Vendu to change the lyrics of the song to say "it's Jack" instead of "it's the Nutshack". But Jack eventually got annoyed with how repetitive the song was & the magic wielders would stop the song. 
=== Another Threat from Beyond ===
On October 6th, Vendu & Claudius had a reunion at the house in Maryland where they saved the world from Trip Man. Vendu thought it was a shame that their heroic efforts would remain unknown to humanity, for the Tallest had to wipe everyone's memory for those who saw it using Irken technology to preserve the secret of the supernatural. Claudius expressed his hope that the supernatural would one day reveal themselves to mankind, but Dan teleported out of a nearby grill & stated that day has yet to come. As they spoke a bit more, a shed on the other side of the pool was glitching out, so Claudius went to investigate, encountering a being named Qwar'Tahs who warned of something coming to destroy the world & everything in it. As he disappeared without any hints to figure out the incoming danger, the three were left confused & alarmed. Dan summoned Jack, Imhotep, & Tigriton to help out as everyone would split up & try to find where Qwar'Tahs disappeared to. Eventually, the results yielded negative as Dan's Kaiser Sense indicated that he escaped to another dimension, so everyone would come back to Dan's house the next day to formulate a new plan.
Vendu created a list of suspects, including whatever entity he could think of that would be a threat to the world. Claudius checked in on him to see if he ruled anybody out, to which Vendu found himself at a crossroad. He initially thought the threat was extradimensional in nature, but then thought maybe it was a being from their own universe. Imhotep then chimed in to express his own theory on their enemy's identity: Quachil Uttaus. While the Great Old One was included on Vendu's list, he still wasn't entirely sure that he was the one. Claudius went to his Thinking Tree to clear his mind & concentrate on this matter while Vendu & Imhotep continued to theorize together. Suddenly, Vendu got an idea; a dank idea. He performed a Memetic Summoning Spell to see if Qwar'Tahs could be brought to them, but the effort was mind-numbingly chaotic. However, that much chaos & dankness was just enough to summon the square-faced being, who came in through the basement. Qwar'Tahs told Vendu to leave this planet at once, but Vendu needed to know who he was warning everyone about. Before Qwar'Tahs could say another word, he was knocked out from the door behind him slamming against his head. Out from the door came the Treader of the Dust, Quachil Uttaus. Imhotep would flee upstairs to tell Dan about this eldritch visitor as Vendu charged up a Kamehameha. Quachil quickly figured out their plan & teleported upstairs to deal a mortal wound to Imhotep. Teleporting back downstairs, Vendu ambushed him with the Kamehameha & Dan the same with his Electric Blast. Quachil slowed down the time of their attacks, but the sheer force was too much & resulted in a shockwave, knocking him back. Vendu then restrained him with his telekinesis so Dan could charge up the Atomic Breath, but Vendu struggled against Quachil's strength. Just then, Claudius showed up & powered up to his golden form, engaging in a fast-paced fist fight with the Great Old One. Quachil figured out Claudius' source of power & threw the Pot of Possibilities off his head. Tigriton then rushed in to stab Quachil through the mouth with his spear, but Quachil bit it off & kicked him down. Qwar'Tahs finally woke up & Dan demanded him to confirm if Quachil was indeed the foretold threat. Unfortunately he wasn't, leaving everyone livid at the square-faced being. Qwar'Tahs finally gave a clue, referring to the new enemy as "The Beast Who Threatens All". Quachil then punched him out, disintegrating him.
Before the Treader of the Dust would tread away, Vendu asked if he knew who this Beast was, to which he said he didn't, even though he did by virtue of the Old Ones being all-knowing. However, he did give them a better clue, that being to consider if any enemies from the past are still alive who might seek vengeance. Dan would keep this in mind & would meet with everyone in the office. Vendu came to the conclusion that the Beast is an uncontrollable monster & Dan tasked Jack with conducting further research on the Deep Creeps in case they were conjuring an evil scheme involving this Beast. 
=== The Final Battle of Halloween ===
On Halloween, Vendu was contacted by Claudius & Juvenile Batman because Dan needed as much help as he could get in order to defeat the Beast, who was revealed by Dr. Zackary Vore to be a creation of the Deep Creeps. When Vendu came to Earth on that fateful night, he saw the Atomic Breath being fired into the sky, turning it green as lightning would surround it. He ventured towards the glowing beacon of energy & spoke with Dan about the plan of attack. Vendu confessed he was scared, a feeling Dan felt mutual, but he promised he would protect this planet to the best of his ability. Vendu was stationed at the main level of the house. The plan was for Darths Vader & Kaidus to lure the Beast into the basement with the Force, then weakening him as much as they could before he would make his way upstairs, where he quickly overpowered Invader Ultrominus & Claudius, swatting the former aside & pinning down the latter with his massive hoof. Vendu then joined the battle, firing a Kamehameha at the Beast, who countered with the Extinction Beam. The power of antimatter put the Beast on the winning side of this beam-clash, pushing Vendu back & knocking him down. Pat Riot then ran in to fire at the Beast with his plasma gun, giving Vendu the opening to fire the Psycho Bullet. The Beast roared in pain & Unwoak would tackle him, but he dismantled the skeleton & threw him to the floor. The Girly Rag of Doom then showed up from the room Vendu was in, but they were defused by the Extinction Beam, leaving only the Pink Rag of Doom alive & killing Girly Man II. The Beast then grabbed the Pink Rag with his teeth & threw him at Vendu, knocking them both out. When Vendu woke up, he threw the Pink Rag off of him, he saw that while Batman, Pat, Zinton Orlock, & Ultrominus were still alive, Berserk Fatty, Uro Zuna, Unwoak, & Dank Phantom were dead. Zinton urged Vendu to come forth & heal Claudius while Dank Phantom respawned due to his undead nature. Minutes later, Vendu & the others noticed that the indestructible house was starting to melt, as Dan & the Beast were caught in not one, but two beam-clashes, even having to resort to the Hyper-Spiral Ray, almost making the xolonium in the house melt. Fortunately, the Beast was stopped thanks to a team effort, & his atoms were scrambled across the Multiverse thanks to Batman tinkering with the Dimenchamber & the Hexacontakis. Despite having lost some lives in the process, the Earth was saved once more, & Vendu was safely able to return home.
=== Easter Visit ===
MORE TO BE ADDED SOON(ISH)
== Personality ==
Vendu is very determined & highly sophisticated. He has shown his intellect ever since his youth, becoming an adept wizard who would go down in Venusian history for his intelligence & power. His calculative nature allows him to choose the best possible method(s) to solving any problem by the means at hand. He is both analytical & focused. He also delights in unity, believing that enmities between two or more people who are incredibly similar are pointless, as they can achieve greater things if they join forces. By that logic, he can easily spot the hidden potential in someone by studying their actions & behavior. His is also very knowledgeable, being familiar with ancient beings & deities like the Great Old Ones, as shown when he was trying to figure out who Qwar'Tahs was warning about. He's also taken a liking to Earth's culture, especially when it comes to dank memes.
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Venusian Strength: Venusians are naturally stronger than Humans, but Vendu is the strongest of his own race. While he is more of a magical combatant than a physical combatant, his physical strength can somewhat be determined by how strong his telekinesis is, which was barely enough to hold back Quachil Uttaus.
Venusian Speed: Vendu can move at speeds quicker than any Human. He was swiftly able to dodge Michael Myers coming at him & could react to attacks from Danbaraki & Quachil Uttaus. His maximum speed is unknown, but is likely thousands of times faster than light, as he was able to combat Quachil & the Beast.
Durability: Vendu may be old, but he's still tough. Thanks to his physiology, he is able to resist the strong air pressure & burning temperatures of Venus, the surface being 860° Fahrenheit (460° Celsius). He can also resist corrosion, as Venus has clouds which rain sulfuric acid. He can shrug off shockwaves from beam-clashes, recover from being electrocuted by Danbaraki, have the Pink Rag of Doom thrown at him while weakened, & he held his own against the Beast & Trip Man. He can withstand the destruction of a large star.
Longevity: Venusians have very long lifespans, living up to 1,000 years old.
Infrared Vision: Venusians have the natural ability to see infrared radiation. This means that Vendu can detect someone else's heat signature, despite someone else being unable to see them.
=== Special Powers ===
Superior Intellect: Vendu has remarkable intelligence, as he is able to conjure up brilliant strategies in dire times. He is also smart enough to predict future outcomes to an extent, as well as figuring out ways to unite two opposing characters' powers to face a common threat. His intelligence is also evident by his centuries of experience mastering spells.
Power Sensing: Like many supernatural beings of the Terrachaoverse, Vendu can sense the power levels/signatures of other supernatural entities.
Magic: Vendu is a master of the mystic arts, & is capable of numerous magical spells. Over his many years of experience, he has developed some of his own personal techniques, as well.
* Teleportation: Vendu can disappear & reappear at will. He can also transport objects & people to other places, as well as creating portals or flashes of smoke with a hand gesture. His range spans across planets since it's the best way from him to get from Venus to Earth & back.
**Banishment Spell: Vendu can send his opponents to an inconvenient location if he's familiar with the destination in question. This was how he was able to banish Michael Myers to Brazil.
* Telekinesis: Vendu can move objects & people with his mind, usually applying a hand gesture when doing so. He can also use his telekinesis to hold back his opponents, even the really powerful ones like Quachil Uttaus.
*Telepathy: Vendu can communicate to others using his mind, though he tends to forget that telepaths can see into the minds of who they're talking about if they're focused on thinking about something.
*Levitation Spell: As seen during the Area 51 Raid, Vendu can magically make himself float in the air. It's possible he can fly, too.
*Cloaking Spell: Vendu can magically make his movements & presence completely undetected from others, almost like a Ghost. He was even able to mask his presence from Ferronidas & Claudius.
* Violet Shielding: Vendu can generate purple shields of magical energy by making hand gestures. He can also break his own shields to produce energetic waves. These shields are strong enough to absorb energy-based attacks, as well as protecting Vendu & Takunta from being stomped on by Danbaraki in his giant form.
*Healing Spell: During the Beast's rampage, Vendu had to heal Claudius off-screen for his broken ribs.
*Hexing Spell: Vendu can put a curse onto someone by uttering the spell "A hex, a pox, a curse, a plague, let my powers ruin your day, for when you rest & then awake, you shall be caught in disarray." By speaking it in reverse & doing a bunch of silly dances, the curse can be undone. This can even be applied to curses that Vendu did not inflict, but they have a less successful chance of working.
*Color Manipulation: Vendu can change the colors of his environment, as well as the intensity, rate, & contrast of the colors.
*Sound Manipulation: Vendu can magically change his voice to resemble the sounds of the memes he likes. He can also create auditory distortions that can drop the bass really hard.
*Cosmic Energy Manipulation: Vendu can manipulate the same energy that creates stars, controlling it with magic to use for varying purposes.
**Magic Missile: Vendu can fire projectiles of magical energy one at a time, which can stun or slow down his opponent if they survive it. He mainly uses these as warning/non-lethal shots, for he did not intend to kill Michael Myers when using them against him.
**Psycho Bullet: Vendu's signature attack, as well as his most powerful; a rapid barrage of arrow-shaped energy projectiles that are purple in color. This attack is strong enough to injure beings considerably more powerful than Vendu himself via the shape of the attack. The harder he concentrates his mental power, the more damage the attack will give. It was shown to greatly injure Trip Man & the Beast.
Alchemy: Vendu studied & practiced alchemy before he became a sorcerer, but that doesn't mean that he won't use the techniques he learned in his younger days.
* Potion Creation: With the aid of Claudius, Vendu was able to make a potion that could cure O'Brien's Blue Flu.
Meme Manipulation: As his sense of humor & some of his spells would suggest, Vendu has taken a liking to dank memery. Vendu became attuned with the Meme Force because he knows that 4th & 5th Dimensional Beings are typically unable to resist the allure of memes. He can also combine the Dank Side of the Memes with his magic. 
* Memetic Disorientation Spell: By making 3 different hand gestures & chanting "You'll...be...LIIIIIIIIIIT!", Vendu can use the power of dank memes to temporarily distract his opponents. It works best on those who actually like memes, as seen when he used this spell on Trip Man.
* Memetic Summoning Spell: Vendu can summon others by playing a loud meme in 4 different tabs while sketching the face of the person he is trying to summon & invoking their name. He uses this spell when said person is in a far, far away place, even as distant as another universe. 
* MAXIMUM YEET: By performing a yeeting motion, Vendu can release waves of energy, but this is mainly for show & doesn't have to be offensive in nature.
Kamehameha: Vendu can gather up enough Ki energy to summon an enormous beam attack by cupping his hands together & shouting the name of the attack. When Vendu charges it up, it's red in color, but when firing it, it turns blue. This attack can destroy entire worlds if he charges it up long enough, & it was able to do damage to Quachil Uttaus, the Beast, & Megacorona. The longer he charges it up, the more potent it will be.
== Weaknesses ==
Vendu's exact weaknesses are currently unknown. It appears that sometimes his powers are too much for even him to handle, as seen in A Night of Freaks. When trying to summon Qwar'Tahs, Vendu & Imhotep looked as if they were overwhelmed by the levels of dank memery being conjured. Although, it could just be that some of Vendu's spells are very dangerous & should be practiced with extreme caution.
== Trivia ==
* He is the only Venusian who has ever been named Vendu, which might be why he introduced himself as "the Vendu". Although, the name is more so inspired by the Bendu from Star Wars Rebels.
* His Magic Missile power is based off of this video.
== Filmography ==
# Terror from the 5th Dimension
# DANK MEME MAGIC 
# A Night of Freaks 
# The Beast Who Threatens All 
# The Third Weirdest Easter Special Ever 
# Super Battle Bros: A Splashingly Decent Time 
# Super Battle Bros: O’Brien Has the Blue Flu 
# Almighty Tallest Danny's September Update + Infinity Gauntlet Guardians = This (photograph) 
# Guard the Gauntlet (photograph) 
# The Meeting of Unlike Minds 
# The Second Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# CONGRADUATIONS 2 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 22: Terror from the Deep 
# Doki Doki Literature Empire 
# THE AREA 51 RAID (photograph)
# The Third Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# The End of the Plague 
# Doki Doki Literature Empire 2 
# A Spooktacular Halloween 
# The Future of a Technocracy (stock footage)
# The Death of Liberty
# A Wonderful Day 
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