Canned Bads (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Cookie Prower Clique: Toon Day ==
Cookie: "Today is Toon Day! The day where we show you cartoons! Hope you like this one! It's going to be a certified Clique Classic!"
== Ring Intro ==
A marching band marches in the ring, and the title card appears
== Episode ==
The Warehouse
Supermarket Owner: she gets a box and walks out of the warehouse to go to the supermarket to replenish the cans
Supermarket
Supermarket Owner: she opens the box
The Prower Sisters pop out of the box
Cake: "Did you miss us?"
Supermarket Owner: "Oh no... not the Prower Sisters..."
Candy: "You got the wrong box. But don't worry, all of the canned goods in this box were already managed by us. Can we help you do some more?"
Supermarket Owner: "Don't screw this-"
The supermarket's canned goods section was replenished
Cookie: "It's our very own Prower Bots. They can fly, run on ground really fast, and replenish the supermarket's canned goods. We are Tails' kids, after all."
Supermarket Owner: "Get out, that's not how you do it!" she kicks the Prower SIsters out of the supermarket "Don't let those interfere with my work. I like my work, and they're stealing it from me."
Cake: "Well, have it your way. We are going to pretend that The End is back. We need to buy lots of cement, floating powder, purple paint, and red glow oil. This prank will elicit so much shock value. After all, our favorite type of humor is shock humor."
Cookie: "We need a lot of cement and floating powder."
The Prower Sisters buy a lot of cement
Cream: "STOP IT! I know your plan. You're going to trick the city into thinking The End is back!"
Cake: "We don't care." she force feeds Cream a lot of Pepper X's
Cream: after being fed a lot of Pepper X's, she was set on fire due to the spiciness and screams very loudly
Candy: "These were free. We got the seeds."
Tails: "What's going- CREAM?"
Cream: "It's so spicy! Tails! Please-"
Tails: "Don't worry, I have the milk needed." he gives Cream milk
Cream: she drinks the milk and didn't feel the spice anymore "Thanks, Tails."
Tails: "Kids, milk is the way to go when you eat something really spicy. Water will only make it worse."
Cake: "To our secret lab!"
The Prowers go to the secret lab found right under the garden by stomping on the trap door (which is one of the tiles)
The other kids received the cement sacks from the 3 sisters
Skye: "That's all the cement we need for one of the big balls of stone I am going to use to decorate the home." they fill the spherical area with more cement
Cake: "This is going to be very good."
The kids put the cement inside the spherical area
Skye: "It's ready." he releases the big ball they made and lets it roll
Cake: "We need floating powder, red glow oil, and purple paint."
Skye: "Why?"
Candy: "To trick the city into thinking The End is back."
The Prower Sisters exit the lab and go to the supermarket
Cake: "This is where we can stall Mom and Dad."
Cream: "Come back, rascals!"
Candy: "Here comes the airplane!" she moves a drone she created that carries a load of Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy and makes it stuff them all in Cream's mouth
Cream: she puckers up and becomes extremely thin
Candy: "Bye! Oh, and Dad, here's something." she force feeds Tails pepper X
Tails: he screams in pain as his tongue felt the pungent flavor
The Prower Sisters run to the theater
Cookie: "Look at this!" she puts a coin in the meat loaf can and shuffles it with the sardines can extremely quickly with both being horizontal for a split second "Now look!" she gets the coin from the sardines can "Ta-da!"
The crowd cheered
Cookie: "By the way, these aren't impressive to Mobians anymore, I did this to show what "magic" was like when Mobians haven't discovered magic yet. At least the youngest of kids are amazed."
Cake: "And look at that, lots of tickets were bought!"
They get the money from the tickets
Candy: "WHOA! I didn't know a ticket was that expensive."
Cookie: "We're definitely buying the expensive floating powder at this rate. We have enough money for red glow oil and purple paint. But the floating powder will be a chore to get."
The Prowers run to the restaurant
Cream: "Stop what you're doing, right now."
Tails: "What she said."
Cookie: she activates her anvil trap and makes an anvil fall on both and gives them a birthday cake full of dynamite candles that explode on them
Cake and Candy: they use their baseball bats to send both to the convenience store
Tails and Cream were sent to the convenience store and hit a large stack of canned goods that collapse on them
McDylan's
Cake: "Hey, use these as the Joy Meal toys. They are AI toys that can be a person's friend." she showed the restaurant's boss her AI robot pets
Boss: "Good idea. I'm gonna recommend it to the CEO!"
3 Hours Later...
Boss: "What geniuses you are. You deserve to be the temporary boss of this place. Your toys are brilliant, and they may sell like hotcakes. No, they'll sell more than the hotcakes!"
Cake: "Ooh!"
Candy: "We're gonna be boss and manager, while every employee will be encouraged to serve with smiles."
An hour of work later...
Cookie: "That's all the money we need for the floating powder! Time to go to the magic store!"
The Prowers try to run to the magic store, but are stopped by Shadow
Shadow: "We meet again. I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform! Here for revenge on you after what you did to me in Episode 4!"
Cake: "We meet again, Edgy the Hedgy."
Shadow: he Chaos Spears Cake "I learned that I should not use guns, because they will backfire on me."
Cookie: "Oh! Good one!"
Shadow: "Now, prepare to face the wrath of the Ultimate Lifeform!"
Sonic: he homing attacks Shadow
Shadow: he spindashes away from Sonic "You thought your pathetic homing attack could defeat me, faker?"
Sonic: "We're over this already. Neither of us is a faker. I should be the one to deal with the Prower Sisters, because what they did to my best bud, Tails is awful. And their plan too. But you're way too lethal, which is why I have to stop you from stopping them, so that I can stop the Prower Sisters the right way. Supersonic style, and with justice."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they run away from the two and try to get to the Magic Store, but are stopped by Amy
Amy: "I'm here to foil your plan to prank the city! But I'm gonna go easy on you so that nobody gets hurt, and because I'm normally merciful."
Cake: "When aren't you?"
Amy: "When I feel like a villain is pure evil."
Candy and Cookie ran away while Cake and Amy were talking
Amy: "Cake, why are you doing this?"
Cake: "Because I want this to be the act that saves the pranking arts industry! We want our prank to be remembered as one of the greats!"
Amy: "But you are already one of the greatest pranksters!"
Cake: "But I wanna put up a show."
Meanwhile...
Candy and Cookie: "Cake bought us some time. It's what we call the split up strategy!"
Cookie: "Wait, Candy, use some of our money to buy the paint and the red glow!"
Candy: "Got it!" she runs to the paint shop and goes through Trip's obstacle course to get there
Trip: "Oh no! She got here! She's going to prank the city at this rate!" she covers her head with her helmet
Meanwhile with Cookie...
Cookie: she runs up the belt-type escalator and finds Knuckles
Knuckles: "I won't let you trick the city into thinking there's a horrible calamity they need to prepare for. Do you know how much damage your prank will do?"
Cookie: "By the way, just in case I get defeated by anyone else, I'm defeating Knuckles for my fellow sisters so that they can do the job for me."
Knuckles: he tries to punch Cookie
Cookie: she hops on Knuckles' head and runs on him while having her entire body face away from the magic store so that Knuckles as a ball can roll over Tails
Tails: he was flattened by Knuckles who rolled into a ball due to Cookie "Those rascals..."
Cookie: "Hooray! I'm almost there!" she runs to the magic store, only to be stopped by Cream
Cream: "You are GROUNDED!"
Cookie: "Yes, I am." she flies over Cream "Now I'm not."
Cream: she grabs Cookie by the leg and puts her down gently "You're coming with me."
Cookie: "I ain't."
Cream: "Are!"
Cookie: "Ain't... no way I'm gonna do this again." she tags Cream
Cream: she tags Cookie back
The two tag each other with their hands and keep saying "Tag, you're it!", until getting tired after doing so for 15 minutes
Cake: she runs to the magic store and takes her sisters' money and buys a lot of floating powder
Cookie: "Wow! Good job, Cake! Where's Candy?"
Cake: "Let's just run. Not before doing this." she gives Cream a Pepper X and a Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy piece
Cream: she screamed in pain after tasting the two combined
Secret Lab
Skye: "Good job! The last thing we need before we make the most realistic replica of The End to the public!" he puts the floating powder
Cookie: "I control it! I get some of the floating powder!"
Skye: "We all should."
Everyone puts floating powder on themselves
Mall Rooftop
Skye: he gets a microphone and a lot of speaker boxes
Cake: "Let's say their lines all together!"
Candy: "Time to float, big purple ball!"
The kids make the purple ball float and it glows red
All Kids on a Microphone: "The End will destroy your planet, you mortals! I am inevitable, invincible, and much more powerful than all of those mortals."
"The End" was about to crash land into the intersection
The citizens ran in fear
However, as soon as the purple rock was about to hit the ground, it stopped and was put back on the rooftop of the mall
The citizens sighed of relief before cheering
Cookie was now the only one to speak
Cookie: she laughs extremely hard "That was so funny! It's going to leave a mark, and be considered one of the greatest pranks in the world!"
The citizens threw tomatoes at Cookie
Cookie: "Mmm! Tomatoes! I love them!" she eats the tomatoes thrown at her
Cream: "Words cannot even begin to describe how mad I am at you!"
Cookie: "You know what? I'm tired of you. Bossing us around on what we should and shouldn't joke about." she kicks Cream off the rooftops
Cream: she fell down the road and got run over by cars
Cake: "Well, that was a fun day, wasn't it?"
Sonic: "I gotcha! Wait, you did the prank already?"
Tangle: she used her tail to arrive at the top of the mall's roof "Normally, I play along with your pranks, but this is way too far."
Candy: "What are you going to do with me?"
All of the other foes the Prowers faced off against went to the roof deck of the mall
Amy: "What did you do?"
Cake: "We pranked them!"
Sonic: "Kids, I know you know that's not what you think is right. As I always say, always do what you think is right. What you did there wasn't mischief. It's straight up malice."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "We're sorry."
Amy: "We forgive you, but even I, a mischievous lemur would say you messed up big time. It'll take a lot for you to say you are truly sorry."
Vanilla's House
Cream: "What is wrong with these kids? There has to be more to them than just doing their antics just for pure sadism."
Vanilla: "Never give up, Cream. There might be a way for you to appeal to their emotions and help them become better people! Don't lose that pure heart of yours. Don't give in to violence aside from a little spanking. Remember what I taught you! There might be more to bad people than just being bad for the sake of it!"
Cream: "Thanks, Mom."
The End!
== Cookie Prower Clique Theme Song Reprise ==
All Kids But Cookie Prower: "She's so good, she's so popular, she's recognized on Mars!
C-O-O-K-I-E P-R-O-W-E-R!
For pranksters and slapstick comedy, high she sets the bars!
C-O-O-K-I-E P-R-O-W-E-R!
Cookie Prower!"
Shadow: "Shadow the Hedgehog!" he teleported and tried to shoot Cookie
All Kids But Cookie Prower: "Cookie Prower!"
Shadow: "Shadow the Hedgehog!" he shot Cookie, but Cookie put her finger in the gun, making said gun explode
All Kids But Cookie Prower: "She's the best bunny to live on this planet!
Bring out your drums, trumpets, pianos, flutes, and guitars...
For C-O-O-K-I-E P-R-O-W-E-R!"
The kids cheer for Cookie
Cream: she hits the gong, but the gong sound was so loud, she was knocked back
The End!
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