Interrogation Song

"Interrogation Song" is a song from Baby Einstein Most Wanted.
== Lyrics ==
Bard, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin
Andrei: We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
Owen: That night at 10:03
Were you inside the portrait gallery?
Andrei: From 10:00 'till 10:04
Was when we did the show's encore
Greg: Hm, Dragon, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
Andrei: My alibi is water-tight
The audience saw me sing all night
Owen: Monsieur, we know you did the crime
Andrei: I was on stage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
Topher and Jacques: Thank you, Bard
No more questions
Owen: Jane, you could end up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Jane: Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show
Greg: Tell us how the art was taken
Owen: If you want to save your bacon
Jane: I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen is audience's hearts
Greg: We can give you a plea deal
Owen: All you have to do is squeal
Jane: I'm not a thief, I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bow
Owen: Will we catch the babe that did this job?
Greg and Owen: Thank you, Jane
No more questions
Owen: You know, I think they did it
Greg: No they didn't
Owen: Yes they did and we can pin it
Greg: If they did how did they do it?
Owen: If they didn't how did they didn't?
Greg: If they didn't then it's easy cause they simply didn't do it
Owen: If they didn't then I knew it but we've nothing I can prove iiiiiiiiit!
Greg: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played Madrid?
Isaac: I was hit by a raging bull!
And rushed offstage to the hospital!
Owen: Isaac, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's grotto?
Isaac: I never saw the stolen busts!
I spent the night in bed, concussed
Greg: The truth, Isaac
The clock is tickin'
Isaac: You don't believe me? Ask my pig
Squirt was there, he'll cooperate
Owen: Madam, are you willing to cooperate?
Owen and Greg: Thank you, Isaac
No more questions
Owen: Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen art?
Owen: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?
Owen and Greg: Thank you, Baby Einstein Puppets
No more questions!
Owen: They didn't
Greg: No they didn't
Owen: There's no way the did the crime
Greg: They couldn't they're to stupid
Owen: They're not criminal masterminds
Greg: We do not know who did it but we know who didn't do it
Both: So we know who didn't do it?
Yes we know who didn't do iiiiiiiiit!
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