Unmentionable Auction

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy auctions off Germaine's underwear to raise money for his cult.
==Script==
: Foamy
: As leader of the Foamian cult, I’d like to thank you for your generous donation to the Foam Cult Fundraising Auction held on the internet
: Germaine
: What donation?
: Foamy
: Well, since you’re a celebrity of sorts, not as cool as me, mind you, but still a mentionable underground icon. I decided to sell some of your clothing online to help raise funds for the CHURCH OF FOAMY!
: Germaine
: Clothing? Like what?
: Foamy
: You know, underwear and shit like that
: Germaine
: I need my underwear damn it!
: Foamy
: Don’t worry I didn’t sell the ones that vibrate so don’t get all up in a tiff over this
: Germaine
: Leave me alone. Whatever, no one is going to buy some used underwear anyway…
: Foamy
: WRONG again oh human of stupid brain. Look, the first pair is up to 250 dollars.
: Germaine
: Ewww. That’s sick. What fucking maniac is going to pay 200 dollars for my underwear?
: Creepy Stalker Guy
: Only 20 more hours… and its mine…
: Foamy
: Who knows. The world is filled with crazy folks who want to stiff stuff that has been on your butt.
Germaine disgusted gagging.
: Foamy
: Now that I think of it, a used tampon could fetch anywhere from 2 to 3,000 dollars
Germaine gagging more.
: Foamy
: Any one of your orifices is a potential gold mine. Here, stick this lollipop up your butt and you can pay your rent with it.
: Germaine
: The world is a sick and sad place when a woman’s used underwear fetches hundreds of dollars at auction. And I’m not going to stick a lollipop up my butt!
: Foamy
: Begging.
: Commmme Onnnn… its foorrr aaaa goooddd cause – Me
: Germaine
: Forget it Dude
: Foamy
: Mark my words, this lollipop will be up your butt by week’s end. You selfish son of a bitch
End screen appears.
: Foamy
: Support the Foamy Cult buy an ass-pop today.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website