かぶしきがいしゃにんげん! (Kabushiki Gaisha Ningen!)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
かぶしきがいしゃにんげん!　よろしくね〜!　(Go!) 	kabushiki gaisha ningen! yoroshiku ne~! (Go!) 	Human Co., Ltd! Thank you for your time todaaaaay! (Go!)
 	 	
順番に報告したまえ 	junban ni houkoku shitamae 	Give me a report in order.
「生産性が伸び悩んでます!」 	"seisansei ga nobi nayandemasu!" 	“Productivity has hit a plateau!”
「コストカットは限界です!」 	"kosuto katto wa genkai desu!" 	“We can’t reduce the cost anymore!”
「友達と関係悪化してます!" 	"tomodachi to kankei akka shitemasu!" 	“Relationships with our friends are deteriorating!”
 	 	
凝り固まった思考　死んでいく細胞 	korikatamatta shikou shinde yuku saibou 	With entrenched ideas and dying cells,
なんにもやる気ない　日課の動画サイト 	nannimo yaruki nai nikka no douga saito 	I’ve got no get-up-and-go, so once I access the video-sharing
開いたらもう　朝まで羽毛布団 	hiraitara mou asa made umou futon 	Website as usual, I’ll be shut in my down futon till morning.
 	 	
どうにか改善したまえよ　責任は持たないけどね! 	dounika kaizen shitamae yo sekinin wa motanai kedo ne! 	Take some measures to improve the situation. I won’t take responsibility for that, though!
無理でもやれ　ほら出来た　次からもっと頑張れるね! 	muri demo yare hora dekita tsugi kara motto ganbareru ne! 	You can’t? Just do it. Oh, there you go! Which means you can try even harder next time, right?!
 	 	
かぶしきがいしゃにんげん! 	kabushiki gaisha ningen! 	Human Co., Ltd!
使えない頭の指示では混乱 	tsukaenai atama no shiji de genba wa konran 	The useless head’s instructions send the body (workplace) to a tizzy.
とっくのとうに限界　先がない! 	tokku no tou ni genkai saki ga nai! 	We reached our limit ages ago. There’s no future for us!
誤魔化して決算　イメージ急降下 	gomakashite kessan imeeji kyuu kouka 	We manipulate the books, and our image goes into a nosedive.
(1,2,3,4)　3,2,1　Go Home! 	(1,2,3,4) 3,2,1 Go Home! 	(1, 2, 3, 4) 3, 2, 1; Go Home!
 	 	
ユーザーの声どうなんだね? 	yuuzaa no koe dou nan da ne? 	Tell me what the customer reviews are like.
「期待してたんと違いました!」 	"kitai shite tanto chigaimashita!" 	“The product was different from what I expected!”
「扱いがわかりにくい!」 	"atsukai ga wakari nikui!" 	“This stuff’s too hard to handle!”
「壊れたんでさっき捨てました!」 	"kowareta nde sakki sutemashita!" 	“It got broken, so I threw it away just now!”
 	 	
真摯に対応したまえよ　お客様第一にして! 	shinshi ni taiou shitamae yo okyakusama dai ichi ni shite!	Deal with ‘em in the sincerest manner possible. “Customers first,” bear that in mind!
代わりはいる?　じゃあ代われよ 	kawari wa iru? jaa kaware yo 	What, I’m easily replaceable? Do replace me, then.
来世は猫課になりてえ 	raise wa nekoka ni naritee 	I wanna be assigned to the cat section in my next life!
 	 	
かぶしきがいしゃにんげん! 	kabushiki gaisha ningen! 	Human Co., Ltd!
適当な営業のせいでいつも修羅場 	tekitou na eigyou no sei de itsumo shuraba 	Thanks to the irresponsible salesman, we’re always tested by fire.
納期をぶっちぎって雲隠れ 	nouki o bucchigitte kumogakure 	Let’s miss the deadline and drop out of sight.
バグだらけ　全部仕様だ　! 	bagu darake zenbu shiyou da mou mantai! 	Full of glitches? Why, they’re all by design! No problem!
 	 	
無賃残業 NO! 	muchin zangyou NO! 	Unpaid overtime? NO!
カモン有給! 	kamon yuukyuu! 	Come on, paid vacations!
なお理想は不労! 	nao risou wa furou! 	By the way, ideally we want unearned income!
 	 	
ギター!!!!! 	gitaa!!!!! 	Guitaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
 	 	
「他所じゃお前は通用しねえ」 	"yoso ja omae wa tsuuyoushi nee" 	“You’ll never work in this town again!”More literally, something like “No other company will hire/accept you!” will be closer. It’s a kind of cliché; your nasty boss might say this phrase to you when you want to resign from the company but they don’t let you do so, indicating something like “we mercifully accept a good-for-nothing like you, so don’t say crap like you’re gonna quit, and just goddamn dedicate yourself to this company until you die.” The current translation changes the meaning a bit; I just wanted to use some kind of common saying for this line. If you’ve stumbled upon a different phrase that’s closer to the original line, feel free to let me know.
 	 	
うるせ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜!!!!!!!!!! 	uruse~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!! 	Shut uuuuuuuuppppppp!!!!!!!!!!
死ね〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜!!!!!!!!!! 	shine~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!! 	F*ck yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!
 	 	
かぶしきがいしゃにんげん! 	kabushiki gaisha ningen! 	Human Co., Ltd!
使えない頭の指示で現場は混乱 	tsukaenai atama no shiji de genba wa konran 	The useless head’s instructions send the worksite to a tizzy.
とっくのとうに限界　先がない! 	tokku no tou ni genkai saki ga nai! 	We reached our limit ages ago. There’s no future for us!
のがバレて破綻して　イエー! 	no ga barete hatan shite iee! 	And it came to light, we in a piteous plight—yeaaaahhhhhh!
 	 	
かぶしきがいしゃにんげん! 	kabushiki gaisha ningen! 	Human Co., Ltd!
適当な営業のせいでいつも修羅場 	tekitou na eigyou no sei de itsumo shuraba 	Thanks to the irresponsible salesman, we’re always tested by fire.
納期をぶっちぎって雲隠れ 	nouki o bucchigitte kumogakure 	Let’s miss the deadline and drop out of sight.
バグだらけ　全部仕様だOK! 	bagu darake zenbu shiyou da OK! 	Full of glitches? Why, they’re all by design! Okay!
 	 	
「あなたは弊社に必要ですか?」 	"anata wa heisha ni hitsuyou desu ka?" 	“Why should we hire you?”
「あなたは何の役に立ちますか?」 	"anata wa nan no yaku ni tachimasu ka?" 	“What can you offer our company?”
 	 	
辞めたるわ　そんなに暇じゃねーんじゃ! 	yametaru wa sonna ni hima ja neen ja! 	Dang it, I’m outta here! I’ve got no time to waste here, you bastard!
3,2,1　Go Home! 	3,2,1 Go Home! 	3, 2, 1; Go Home!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*!? (album)
==External Links==
===Official===
*piapro - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
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*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
Category:Japanese songs
Category:Usushioshisuu songs list
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