No Balls

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 | Item [No Balls ] Type [ merit]|
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 |______________________[ Description ]______________________|
 | As advertised. You do not have and never will have balls. |
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 | Cost [1 ] |
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Available in character creation and during play.
Contrary to the description, if you have balls when you take this it won't remove them. You'll have to get them removed the hard way.