The Days of The Monke

The Days of The Monke are days of the week which are important for the Monke. These days include Funky Monkey Friday, a day which closes off the week with funkiness and feeling like Super Monke, and Monkey Monday, a day which opens the week with importance and the day Monke returns to the worksite and avoids their nagging wives. There is also The Random Chimp Event, a yearly Event where Chimps attack humans and attempt to overthrow them on a random day, with a random plan, at a random time. There is also Monkey Day, an international holiday for Monke alike, where they open presents given by Santa Ape, and they have Christmas Banana.
== Funky Monkey Friday ==
Funky Monkey Friday is one special day of the Monke, it breaks the Monke cycle of pain with funkiness and hype. This is a day where you feel like Super Monke, and you can't wait for the day to even begin. Although sometimes some Monkes aren't feeling it on Funky Monkey Friday and instead have a Pain Monkey Friday.
== Monkey Monday ==
Monkey Monday is a day which begins the week of the Monke cycle. Monke alike prepare for work on this day and avoid the nagging wife. Although work may be tough, this is a day where Monke are feeling their strongest and are ready to get through the day.
== Tired Tuesday ==
Tired Tuesday is the day after Monkey Monday, since all the Monkeys are tired from the partying and feeling like a new monkey on Monkey Monday, they rest and hibernate for Tired Tuesday. There is also an overwhelming amount of pain on this day, so Tired Tuesday is also known as "Pain Tuesday"
== Wacky Wednesday ==
Wacky Wednesday is just when monkeys gotta get all that wacky shit out and go bananas. This is a day where Monke try to hype themselves up in preparations for Funky Monkey Friday
== Monkey Day ==
Monke Day is an International holiday for Monke celebrated on December, 14th. This is a day not just for celebrating and appreciating Monke achievements, it is also a day where Monke get presents from Santa Ape, and have Christmas Banana