MILF-Hunter Kakyoin

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== Summary ==
MILF-Hunter Kakyoin, also known by his alias "Noriaki Kakyoin", is the leader of the Elite MILF-Hunter Force's 69th Battalion. He serves as one of Season 4's primary antagonists, until the true intentions of the organization are revealed. He and several of his team-mates defect from the organization and befriend Mario and the gang.
== Description ==
To the common man, Kakyoin seems to be your average sixteen-year-old herculean stand user, but this is simply a cover. In actuality, Kakyoin is one of the world's most skilled and experienced MILF-Hunters. His exploits would be world-renowned if it weren't for the MILF-Hunter Force covering them up to avoid the otherwise inevitable discovery by rabid horny single mothers.
== Personality ==
Kakyoin is professional, sensual, and an obsessed with curvy MILFs. So much so that he was recruited by the MILF-Hunter Force where his MILF pleasuring skills were honed and improved beyond his already extraordinary capabilities. Kakyoin has a strong sense of justice, believing that every MILF in the world deserves a loving young man as their partner and that he has a duty to bring pleasure to any MILF he comes across. He laments the fact that he is only one man, and that some women will go without the strong embrace of an obscenely beefy younger specimen such as himself.
== Relationships ==
Kakyoin mostly deals with MILFs and his allies, but does have a few acquaintances.
=== is a milf hunter: ===
==== Lusamine (Mentioned): ====
One of his most dangerous assignments was Lusamine of the Pokemon universe. She was a demented individual who craved the death of her child and her friends, until Kakyoin appeared on the scene and disarmed the situation via a rigorous fingering session. Since then, Lusamine has been nothing but a loving and caring mother to her children.
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=== Friends & Allies: ===
==== Sonic The Hedgehog: ====
Sonic the Hedgehog has expressed his desire to do the bedroom waltz with Mario's mother, Pauline, countless times. All to no avail. Kakyoin, noticing this desire of Sonic's, is moved by his noble goal and resolves to aid the Hedgehog in his escapades. The two have forged a deep friendship in their interactions, Kakyoin serving as the wise mentor to Sonic who is eager to learn his ways.
== Quotes ==
"This may sound awkward, but if I were to fall in love, I'd like it be with someone like her." - Kakyoin (Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Part 3 Episode 3) referring to Jotaro's mother as she lay in bed sick, just before Kakyoin and crew head off to Egypt to kill a vampire.
== Trivia ==
* In Episode 134, Kakyoin's phone ringtone is shown to be the sound "ara ara", a sound which MILFs emit when interested in a mate. Kakyoin states that it "never ceases to stir my loins." 
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