Hermy Lover (unreleased)

"Hermy Lover" is a parody of Phil Collins/Philip Bailey's "Easy Lover". It is presently unreleased, but Keyz is planning on recording it soon.
==Lyrics==
She's a Hermy Lover
She's got a vulva and a penis.
She's like no other.
So get your freak on with this freak.
Hermy Lover
Put your hand up her skirt to feel it.
She's like no other.
She even stand up when she takes a leak.
She's the kind of girl you dream of.
Buy one, get one free love.
She's be your addiction.
If your into science fiction.
She can be behind or in front.
With both a cock and cunt.
She's double the pleasure.
That sweet misfit of nature.
If you see her on Ripley's.
Believe it, believe it.
Your fantasy, she will
help you achieve it.
Just open your mind 
when she'll open her legs.
She's a Hermy Lover
She's got a vulva and a penis.
She's like no other.
So get your freak on with this freak.
Hermy Lover
Put your hand up her skirt to feel it.
She's like no other.
She even stand up when she takes a leak.
After she goes for her pap smear
She'll pick up case of beer
And watch Monday Night Football
while taking her Midol.
Just tell yourself that
It doesn't make you gay.
I bet you've never had
a 2-person 3-way.
If she doesn't blow you,
she'll at least blow your mind.
She's a Hermy Lover
She's got a vulva and a penis.
She's like no other.
So get your freak on with this freak.
Hermy Lover
Put your hand up her skirt to feel it.
She's like no other.
She even stand up when she takes a leak.
Category:Parodies