Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 2)

This is a "List of Tips" of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide season 2.
==The New Semester==
*Make a new semester to-do list.
*Get started doing things on your list ASAP (as soon as possible).
*Make sure that you know where all your classes are.
*Try to do better than your last semester.
*Try to maybe get on honor roll this time.
*Try to make new friends.
*If there are any new people (teachers, principles, students,... ); try and help them feel home by being nice to them.
==Electives==
*If you're good at it, take it.
*Don't let teasing stop you, because someday the teasing will stop.
*Do great with a great teacher
*Don't sign up for something you're not good at, even if you're friends are taking that class.
==Pep Rallies==
*Brainstorming creates great ideas and speeches.
*Plan fun teacher/student challenges.
*Hand out awards.
*Bring money for snacks.
==Lunch==
*Check school lunches that are posted on school bulletin boards and online.
*If you don't like your lunch, trade it.
*Get in line early and buy for friends.
*No food or money? Make an instant pot-luck with friends.
*Remember to not eat like a pig.
*Don't eat any stinky foods or foods that make you have gas.
*Don't use your shirt as a napkin.
==Notebooks==
*Take easy and neat to read notes
*Copy to your second notebook
*Take neat notes, so your neat notes are useful, in the end, when you need to read them.
==Video Projects==
*Keep it short, time is limited.
*Get a jump on the project and start early.
*Quickly erase any embarrassing shots.
*Always click protector tabs on your tapes.
==Math==
*You can't ignore math, it is everywhere.
*When you come across something difficult,be positive, and believe in yourself.
*Ask questions right away, don't wait!
*Study group + friends = No Math anxiety.
==Vice Principals==
*Tell the truth, no matter how much it hurts.
*Vice Principals never believe liars, even if they are telling the truth for once.
==Mondays==
*Wear your all-time favorite outfit on Mondays.
*Make Mondays ‘Favorite Lunch Days’.
*Make Monday fun - day.
*Watch your favorite movies
*Organize a favorite game with friends
==Your Body==
*Don't freak out, your body will change.
*Stay active and stay healthy.
*Don't worry about what people say.
==Procrastination==
*Ask your teacher for help.
*List your tasks in order of importance.
*Don't do nothing, keep working.
==Gross Biology Dissection==
*If you don't want to do dissection to a live/dead animal, ask you teacher if you could do virtual dissection. it's not messy or gross.
*A note from a parent can get you out of anything.
*Don't make fun of squeamish kids, you could be next.
==Upper Class Men==
*Don't get in the way of 8th graders
*Walk with your friends in dangerous zones
*Beware of Upper Class Men traditions
==Dares==
*If you say no to a dare you're not being a chicken, you're being smart.
*Dangerous dares are not worth it.
==Bad Habits==
*Admit you have a bad habit and get psyched to beat it.
*Replace bad habits with healthier habits.
*Take small steps to beat your bad habit.
*Think about life without your bad habit.
==Substitute Teachers==
*The normal teacher will return.
*Short term teachers can make your head spin
*Get to know the substitute you might like them
*Be nice they could send a good report to your teacher
*Just because your regular teacher isn't there, doesn't mean you can behave badly. Because chances are, they'll find out and it WON'T be pretty
==The New Kid==
*Invite the new kid to lunch.
*Introduce yourself.
*Be yourself, you'll make friends.
*And if you are making new friends with a new kid be good to them and introduce them with your friends.
==Valentine’s Day==
*Avoid giving mushy-lovey cards.
*Funny cards = less pressure.
*Get in on the fun with an anonymous card.
*If you have a crush get her/him something
*Don't say anything that makes someone else feel bad
==School Websites==
*Use cool web design software for a cool website.
*Set up a live web-cam in your school.
*Volunteer to keep the website updated.
==Shyness==
* Change your look - change your self image.
* Develop your social skills.
* Scare your shyness by facing it.
* Try to talk to more people, and introduce yourself to new friends.
* Think about it, find a reason why you need to be shy, then you might realize you don't need to be, or you can find a solution for your shyness!
==Nicknames==
*If you're stuck with a super bad nickname, tell the Vice Principal.
*If you don't like your nickname, you could try talking to your friends about it and give them suggestions for another one.
*Do something funny or something for charity,they then will call you a nickname that you are fine about.
*Don't let a nickname bother you.
==Asking Someone Out==
*Avoid freezing and practice how to ask.
*Good places to ask out - Cafeteria, Hallway, Outside by flowers
*Bad places to ask - Gym Class
*Can't ask someone out if they're going out with someone else.
*Get an “Ambassador” to screen your potential date.
*Not everyone says yes so be ready.
*They are more likely to say yes if you ask them directly. 
*When asking someone out, just be yourself.
==Recycling==
*Reuse recyclables and create things or art.
*The back of almost anything can be used for memos.
*Start your own recycling program at school.
*Use reusable totes for lunch instead of paper bags .
==April Fool’s Day==
* Keep reminding yourself it's April Fool's Day so you can be ready for the tricks somebody's gonna pull on you.
* If there is an unusual atmosphere, it's a prank.
* Keep your pranks nice and playful.
* Don't do pranks on the same person because they'll know if it's a prank.
==Excuses==
* Keep your excuses realistic, and not something like the dog ate my homework.
* Don't lie about forgetting something, your teacher most times will understand or give you more time.
==Secrets==
*Don't tell secrets. You could hurt someone.
*If a secret hurts a friend, say sorry.
*Sometimes revealing a secret will make you feel better.
*Don't tell a secret to someone you know will break.
*It's always best not to tell someone a secret.
==School Car wash==
*Bring extra clothes.
*Keep your schedule flexible for weather.
*Advertise near traffic.
*A wet car is not always a clean car.
*Do better at washing someones car they might really appreciated.
==Spirit Week==
*You don't have to go crazy to show our school spirit.
*Don't get upset if you're not Spirit King or Queen .
*All that matters is to have FUN
*Don't Forget your spirit, improvise!
==Clothes==
*Some clothes never go out of style: jeans, button shirts, T-shirts and hi-tops(converse).
*Clothes seem to affect who you are.
*Beware of ones that do go out of style.
*If certain clothes look cool or fashionable but aren't comfortable, don't wear them.
*Remember that clothes were made to keep you warm, so you don't need to make such a big deal out of them.
==Yearbook==
*Submit your own fun photos.
*Hurry and get your money in early.
*Try not to put mean things and comments in your yearbook.
==Career Week==
*Subscribe to magazines and internet sites.
*Try different jobs.
*Remember that these are just proposals. You can be whatever you wanna be in your life.
==Music Class==
*Practice and master the BASICS.
*Open yourself up to other types of music, such as classical.
*If you don't find the right instrument at first, it's ok, everyone has their instrument.
==Class Clown==
*Clown around the Cafeteria - Good.
*Clown around Vice Principal - Bad.
*Beware of sitting next to the Class Clown.
*Class clowns can get you into trouble.
*Take some advantage of class clowns and try to finish work early while the teacher is scolding them.
==Failing==
*If you fail, don't overreact.
*If you're failing, try something new.
*Talk to your Guidance Counselor for advice on how to pass.
*Ask the teacher if you can do more in the class to pass the class. This tip always works so don't be shy.
==Tutors==
*Ask your teacher about tutor options.
*Don't be afraid to ask for a new tutor.
*Beware of tutors who do the work for you.
*Don't beat yourself up. If you have a tutor, it doesn't mean you're dumb.
==Science Fair==
*You can find experiments online.
*Save time and money and use stuff around the house.
*Teachers only want to see the scientific method.
==Study Hall/Free time==
*Connect with a friend quietly in Study Hall.
*Tell a friend you'll talk later or move.
*Bored in Study Hall? Get your game on.
*If it's loud, use headphones.
*Use the book barrier.
*If you need to study ask to go to the library.
==Double Dating==
*Double Dating = Less Pressure.
*Avoid awkward silences with double dating.
* The best small talk - teachers and the lots of heavy textbooks do this to break the ice and it's so true.
* if you have a double date, be sure to tell the person you said yes to first thought you are having a double date,
==The Last Day==
* Clean out your locker or it will get donated.
* Get your projects or you'll never see them again.
* It's the last day to get your yearbook signed.
* Say goodbye to all your favorite teachers.
* Say goodbye to all your friends and ask for summer reading list because its for a grade
==See Also==
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 1)
* Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide List of Tips (Season 3)
* List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes
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