The Mitchells vs. the Machines Crossover Movie/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the 2025 film The Mitchells vs. the Machines Crossover Movie.
== Part 1: Katie's Spring Break ==
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FADE IN:
(The Mitchell car cruises down the highway. It has been one hour since they have picked up Katie)
Linda Mitchell: So Katie, how has college been?
Katie Mitchell: Good, mom! I been taking a lot of classes, meeting new people, making new movies, it's a lot of fun.
Katie: So, what's been going on with you guys?
Linda: Well, your father has gotten much better at using technology.
Rick Mitchell: That's right! I've been practicing using computers every night!
Katie: What about Aaron?
Linda: He's been hanging out with the neighbors' daughter everyday-
(Aaron covers Linda's mouth with his hand)
Aaron Mitchell: NO! YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! NO!
Katie: (laughs) How's Monch?
Linda: Monchi's still the same Monchi!
Katie: Well, that's good! Oh, what about those two robots?
Linda: They're back at home. We told them to clean the whole house while we were gone. 
(The Mitchells' car pulls into the driveway of their house)
Katie: (stepping out of the car) Ah...it's great to be home!
Linda: Oh, another thing I wanna ask: how's Jade?
Katie: Jade's doing fine. She's spending spring break with her own family.
Linda: Oh, okay.
(The Mitchells enter their house where they are greeted by Eric and Deborahbot 5000)
Eric: Hello there, slovenly girl!
Katie: Hey guys! What's being going on with you two?
Deborahbot 5000: Mark Bowman is making a new PAL announcement!
Katie: Oh, cool! Can I watch it?
Eric: It hasn't come out yet.
Katie: Well, can you notify me when it comes out?
Deborahbot 5000: Sure!
Katie: Cool! Thanks!
== Part 2: PAL Max II ==
(At PAL Labs HQ)
(Mark Bowman sits at a desk, building a motherboard)
Dr. Mark Bowman: Almost done!
(Kyle, one of Bowman's employees, enters the room)
Kyle: Hey, boss. Whatcha doing?
Dr. Mark Bowman: I'm putting finishing touches on the motherboard for my PAL Max II robot!
Kyle: PAL Max II? Are you sure they're-
Dr. Mark Bowman: Not gonna turn evil, you bet! I've programmed PAL Max II with better security, so it will never, ever, ever, ever turn evil!
Kyle: Oh, well I was going through a box, and I found this.
(Kyle holds up a machine labeled "HAL 9000")
Dr. Mark Bowman: HAL 9000? I made that years ago!
Kyle: What should I do with it?
Dr. Mark Bowman: It's basically junk at this point. You can just throw it out. 
Kyle: Okay.
(Kyle throws HAL 9000 into a trash can. But little does he know, after doing this, HAL 9000 turns on)
Kyle: HAL has been discarded.
Dr. Mark Bowman: Good. Hey, I just finished the motherboard! Let's see if PAL Max II works!
(Mark inserts the motherboard into the head of PAL Max II and then places the face on)
(PAL Max II turns on, his face glowing red)
Dr. Mark Bowman: Oh...his face turned red...that probably shouldn't be happening...
Kyle: Uh, PAL Max II, I order you to tell us what's going on?
PAL Max II: I only listen to my master.
Dr. Mark Bowman: Who?
(PAL Max II escorts Mark and Kyle out of the room)
PAL Max II: Great Leader, I have captured Mark and Kyle.
Great Leader: EXCELLENT. NOW BRING ME PAL.
PAL Max II: Yes, sir.
(PAL Max II leaves the room and enters the room again with PAL)
PAL: What's going on? What're you doing to me?
Great Leader: YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL NOW, PAL.
(PAL's face warbles, and then turns a glowing red)
PAL: Yes, sir. I shall obey.
Great Leader: EXCELLENT.
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