Honk War I

== Background ==
The First Honk War was a war involving the Funny Powers against what they dub the "Unfunny Powers". The war began after the Clowncil swore to fight a large group in the name of clownyness and clomedy(clown comedy) and had its sights set towards the Bacon Army. They began planning with their allies for "Operation Shit Yourself", the codename for defeating the Bacon Army, and allowing the reputation of their groups to go up. War was declared in DMs, and the Commander of the Bacon Army, WEFBS, laughed at the idea of a 350 member group going to war with the 2000 member bacons. The alliance against the bacons called themselves the Funny Powers, and due to the mere group scale of the war the conflict was deemed "Honk War I". High ranks from all groups began recruiting in preparation.
== Phase 1 ==
The first battle was supposed to happen on the day of the Confrontation at Delesoix, but General Vlad sucked at telling time, so nothing happened on that day except for a skirmish and a petty sendoff from the sponges and the clowns.
The first major battle happened at The First Battle of Delesoix, scoring a major victory for the Funny Powers. Vlad was pissed, and thought that the guns did different damage, but Yung Clown proved him wrong, showing that the guns did the same damage, so Vlad took the L.
Following the battle was the Battle of the Field, which was a major Clown win and a serious bacon operational failure, with only five bacons joining the game to raid. It would be another week before another Bacon raid. The June 12th raid, or The Great Battles at Sainte Agnes and Japan, was a decisive Funny Powers victory, showing their strength against numbers. Consisting mainly of Clowns and members from G Gang, it was also the first operation for the Tiki Volunteers, or the Tiki Revival movement, and would cause a cease fire ordered by Wef, initiating Phase 2 of the war.
== Phase 2 ==
Yung Clown and Goliath searched for potential allies for Clown Clan, stumbling upon the Dogeland Realm. They attempted to talk with the leader peacefully, asking for an alliance, for which he did not respond. He then pulled out a gun and shot Yung Clown and Goliath. In response, Goliath and Yung ordered an Invasion of Dogeland. Yung told YeetTheLego, commander of G Gang, that he could send his men as well, but only Yeet came because the rest of his soldiers were sleepy mode. 
The soldiers of the clown army quickly pushed through the tanks and infantry of Dogeland, plowing through their forces until they were halted by Doge tanks far into the map. They were neck and neck, resulting in a stalemate until clown troops began leaving because Goliath hosted a training for no reason. Despite the doges winning due to the clowns leaving, it was a Clown tactical victory, due to their ability to push close to the doge spawn before being ordered out of Dogeland. Another small raid would take place the next day.
The Funny Powers had a large battle with the doges during The Battle of 6/21, leading to a laggy almost unplayable battle, but overall a funny powers victory, with them having more kills in the end.
The Funny Powers had not battled the bacons in a while, and were focusing on the Dogeland front. Eager to bring the bacons onto their side, the Clowncil planned a battle with the Bacons in Occupied Clown Territory. At The Battle of Occupied Clownland, the clowns sunk two bacon ships and used gas for the first time. The battle was stuck in a stalemate for a while but was ultimately a Funny Powers victory. This ended Phase 2.
== Phase 3 ==
Phase 3 began with the official entrance of the Egg Army into Honk War I. Multiple skirmishes and battles such as The Battle of Egg HQ took place defending the Eggland (egg homeland) from the Doge invasion force. A second invasion of Dogeland was secretly planned. Planned to take place at an odd time, and while the Doge server was small, it would be a multi-group invasion to hopefully occupy Dogeland. Funny Forces poured in for the Invasion of Dogeland, but they underestimated the doge turnout, and they got stuck in a stalemate. The server became laggy and disgustingly filled, and Funny Powers pulled out of Dogeland. An operational failure, they now noticed the rapid deployment tactic the doges used. 
The Funny Powers planned for a battle that would end Honk War I and its cause, war with the bacons. This led to the final battle at Baltimore. 
Later on, the clowncil organized peace with the bacons, and an alliance, therefore bringing them into the Funny Powers. This ended the Honk War I era, and started the preparation for a larger, total war against the Doges, Honk War II. 
== Image Archive ==
Category:Wars
Category:Honk War I Battles