2017 - The Cretins

This is a timeline of events that occurred during 2017 in The Cretins.
== 2017 ==
=== January ===
==== 7th ====
* Air Soft Fatty is chilling at home, when his entire house is sent flying apart.
* He sees the culprit, his old friend Robert.
* Robert has been training in the Dark Arts, and used this new power to not only destroy Air Soft Fatty's home, but also his laser sword.
* He then picked up Air Soft Fatty, and tossed him hundreds of miles away.
* Air Soft Fatty landed in a lake, and was determined to learn this power.
* He began to channel his Energico and tapped into his mind's eye.
=== February ===
==== 26th ====
* Air Soft Fatty has finally mastered the Dark Arts, and returns home with his new laser sword.
* He challenges Robert to a duel, and Air Soft Fatty wins.
* He had the chance to kill him, but didn't, sparing Robert.
* Robert ran off, swearing he would return one day.
=== April ===
==== 6th ====
* Cheems and The Dog begin to notice a drop off in people who need help. 
* They begin to feel useless.
* They meet Sakalauskas, who informs them that he was the one who created them.
* He lets them know that they were meant to be the two perfect creations, who would always help this universe, no matter the price.
* Now understanding their true potential, the duo continue their journey.
==== 8th ====
* Cheems and The Dog find a planet full of purple creatures.
* They sneak onto the planet, and take down all of the monsters, except for one, which gets away, and flies off planet.
=== June ===
==== 18th ====
* Quinn learns about a new company named M.I.S.S.P.I.G.G.Y, and finds out that they are trying to get rid of all of the work Quinn has been doing for the enviornment. 
* Quinn teams up with the bees to take this company down.
* At the same time, Fat Bastard is also sent into the building to take it down.
* Once Quinn has destroyed the entire building, he realizes that he has released an even worse evil onto the world, the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater.
* Quinn and Fat Bastard stare in shock at the beast, as Weird Paul calls the Cretins again.
* The team gets to the city, and sees the mayhem the beast has already caused. 
* They try their hardest, but it's no use, the beast is too strong.
* That's when Groovy Yuvi realizes he can try to tap into the deepest part of his Energico to destroy the beast.
* He does, and sends a giant beam of pure nuclear power at the monster.
* The beast isn't killed, but all of New York has been leveled. Not a single building still stands.
==== 25th ====
* When Air Soft Fatty returns home, he sees that Robert is back, and is taking advantage of the chaos.
* Air Soft Fatty does nothing about this, having no more motivation to help.
=== October ===
==== 13th ====
* Air Soft Fatty gets a call from Robert, telling him that he has kidnapped all of Air Soft Fatty's friends.
* Air Soft Fatty begins his training once more.
==== 23rd ====
* Air Soft Fatty is now ready to fight Robert.
* Their rematch commences, and in the end, Robert is killed.