Time Travel Will Tell/Transcript

After traveling to the past for the first time:
Tank Dempsey: Woah, okay, what the hell just happened?
Nikolai Belinski: Why does everything look blue?
Takeo Masaki: Look! There is an eclipse!
Edward Richtofen: Fascinating. And look, there is a giant meteor on top of the temple! I must have it in my pockets!
Dempsey: Yeah, good luck with that...Lets go find out what's going on.
After pushing the stone tablet:
Brock: Hello? Hello, is anyone out here?
The following line depends on who pressed the button
Dempsey: Hey! There's somebody in there!
Nikolai: Hey guys! There's some British guys behind this wall!
Richtofen: The voices! Wait, these are real voices.
Takeo: Hello? Where are you?
Brock: We are stuck behind some sort of mechanism. Whatever you did moved it slightly. We really could use some help here!
After the first match with the stone tablets is done:
Brock: Hey, the stone is moving! It seems to be working!
After matching a tablet:
Nikolai: Hey we got one!
Takeo: That was match.
After matching incorrectly:
Takeo: That was not match.
Nikolai: I don't think that was right!
After successfully matching all the tablets and the first crystal appears:
Brock: Oh, wonderful! There appears to be some sort of crystal rising from the walls!
Dempsey: Well well well. I have no idea what that is.
Nikolai: Oh, a diamond-thingy! I could use that for next wife!
Takeo: A crystal rises. A blossom swirls in autumn-twilight.
Richtofen: Oh, look! A Focusing Crystal! I was wondering where that went...
Brock: There's a passageway below. We have to push on down to have any chance of escape!
Gary: Thanks, whoever you guys are!
While activating the eclipse again:
Dempsey: Ah great, not again.
Nikolai: It sounds like they're drowning...like fifth wife!
Takeo: What is happening now?
Richtofen: Oh my! That strange man and his servant are in a bit of a bind!
Brock: We are trapped down here by two gates, and the water is rising! Can you see any way to open these gates?
Going down the water slide.
Dempsey: Yeah, yeah. Find the button. Pull the string. Yada yada yada!
Nikolai: Yeah, I need a break anyway!
Takeo: We shall free you, from your predicament.
Richtofen: Well it seems our destinies are entwined...
After the pressure-plate below the water-slide is triggered.
Brock: That did it! This leg is free and the way is clear!
Takeo: Do you hear that? It must be working!
Dempsey: I'm just about done helping you guys!
Richtofen: Don't be so daft, Dempsey- we've been raising the Focusing Crystals!
Nikolai: Wait, what?
Richtofen: Never mind...gorgeous.
After shooting the meteor down.
Nikolai: Ah! I cannot believe that worked!
After shrinking the meteor.
Dempsey: It worked! Awesomesauce!
After the meteor lands on the Focusing Crystal rod.
Takeo: By the grace of the emperor!
After the valve is turned.
Brock: That seems to have stopped the gas! I wish I could come out there and thank you in person, but we are still trapped in this chamber!
Gary: What?! You've gotta be kidding me!
Brock: Oh no! The walls appear to be moving! Can you find a way to stop this before we are crushed?
Dempsey: Yeah, you guys are nothing but trouble.
Nikolai: Oh geez, this wall is talking to me!
Takeo: Your death shall not rest on my hands!
Richtofen: Of course! I would hate to waste a good spleen!
While gas leaks are lit on fire:
Nikolai: Well what I'm wondering is why is there a trash compactor in an ancient temple!?
Richtofen: Well, What else would they do with their trash?
Brock: Excuse me gentlemen, but we are running out of time in here! The room is getting cramped, and we don't have much time!
Gary: We're gonna die!!
After the lever is pulled.
Brock: That did it!
Gary: Let's get outta here, before spikes shoot out of the walls and the floor opens up to a pit of lava!
After step eight is activated.
Brock: Hello?! We're stuck down here! If you could somehow fill it up with water we could get out!
Dempsey: Oh boy, little Timmy's stuck in the well.
Nikolai: That cave sounds like that wall!
Takeo: The waters will flow, and you will reach the sky!
Richtofen: Oh goodie, we meet again! I'll take a look around...
While the Spikemores are set off.
Nikolai: It plugged up some of the holes!
After all holes a plugged.
Nikolai: Well we've blocked all of the holes; what now?
Brock: There is water filling the well, but it's not filling fast enough to reach the top!
After step eight is completed.
Richtofen: They keep dying in the most creative ways!
Nikolai: Sadist.
Richtofen: Oh thank you, Nikolai! And you don't smell as bad as usual; there!
Takeo: I think you have all lost your minds! Let's hurry up and find them!
After snare trap is blown up.
Richtofen: That seems to have worked!
Dempsey: Wait, so how do they know the code now? I'm confused...
Richtofen: Don't be daft, Dempsey; we finished the glyphs for them, so when they got here in the future, they were able to read them because we changed the past. So the past-present, never actually happened because we went to-
Dempsey: What?!
Nikolai: Oh, all this gives me headache!
Takeo: Let's just find out where to use this "code"!
After the last crystal is raised.
Richtofen: Good, it seems all the Focusing Crystals are raised...what now?
Dempsey: Why don't you tell us, Richtofen? You seem to know what you're doing here...
Richtofen: Yeah, that is true...
Nikolai: So, what do we need to do?
Richtofen: I don't know yet, but I will when we do it. And then I will have everything that I need- I mean, hey maybe we should go see where those guys are stuck...
After all the gongs are knifed.
Takeo: The crystals are resonating with honor!
After the meteor is shrunk.
Nikolai: Wow! That was amazing!
When the four characters reach the top of the temple.
Gary: If we had a stick of dynamite I could get us in there!
Brock: Well unless you brought some I think we're not getting any further!
Gary: I had some in my bag but dropped it when we were attacked by that horde of zombies!
Dempsey: Hey, pyro-puses, we might be able to help with that!
Nikolai: Hey guys, it's happening again!
Takeo: Dynamite. I find your dynamite.
Richtofen: Dynamite! Wunderbar!
Gary: Ok, you bring me that dynamite and I'll open this up like a can of beans! Then can we get out of here?!
Brock: Of course, I just need to see the inside of the temple!
Gary: Alright, here we go- everybody get back!!
After Focusing Stone is retrieved
Richtofen: It's mine.....MINE! I'LL CONTROL THEM ALL!!
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