Club Poster Campaigns

The Club Poster Campaigns refer to the several posters hung up by Meme Lord at Abington Heights High School.
== But Why? ==
Why hang posters? Is that even a question? Because they're stupid, they're memey, they're advertising, and they are some of the best memes that can be done at a public highschool, and Meme Lord didn't quite know how to stop after the first one was made. They were also a little rebellious. Meme Lord refused to print any of them at home, if he was going to waste anybody's ink money it was going to be the school's, not his own. Hence, every single poster was printed out at the school library printer. Meme Lord often just plugging the USB printer into his Meme Bible, quickly printing out a good 5-10 copies, hiding them in his Chromebook case, then leaving to hang them up. For tape, he often simply asked a teacher for some and stuck it to the side of the case, so when they needed to be hung up, Meme Lord could quickly slap the posters on the wall without stopping to smooth them out.
Of course, since the school printer was being used, every poster was in black and white, but this, if anything, just made them even better.
== Every Poster in Chronological Order ==
== Sophomore Year ==
=== Thanos and Ben Shapiro Veggie Tales Roleplay Club ===
* Date: February 28, 2019
* Text: "Thanos & Ben Shapiro Veggie Tales Roleplay Club" / "after school hrs at 2:30 am" / "*Aislinn stop taking down my posters i know its you*" /" Me nu baka Captain sama-senpai can I pwease sum infinity stwones UwU" / "My tomato complexion is rich with antioxidant lycopene and facts."
* Lifetime: Not even by the end of the day
* Amount of posters: 2
* Locations: 1
The very first poster hung was actually not made by the Meme Lord. If you look closely you can even see that its just a printed out photo of a poster that someone else made. Meme Lord found the image while browsing memes and thought it was quite humorous, printing it out and hanging it up on the main bulletin board right outside the main office. It is possible that its short lifespan is due to this location, as it was taken down before the day even ended. Meme Lord, not deterred, printed a second one, this time stapling it (9 times), but, once again, the poster was taken down quite quickly.
It was this poster that would inspire Meme Lord to make the first original poster, you can even see some of the similiarities:
=== Monsters vs Aliens Minecraft Roleplay Club ===
* Date: April 9, 2019
* Text: "Monsters vs Aliens Minecraft Roleplay Club" / "After school hours at 12:00 AM" / "Also nobody else is allowed to sign up as Dr. Cockroach we already have 3 Dr. Cockroaches why does nobody like The Missing Link" / "Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate IS TAKEN BY ME!!!!!"
* Lifetime: Several weeks
* Amount of posters: Over 15
* Locations: 3
The very first original Meme Lord poster was, of course, the Monsters vs Aliens Minecraft Roleplay club. This format would be used twice more in the future, but this poster itself turned to be quite incredibly popular. Meme Lord had learned from his mistakes after hanging posters so close to an area where they can be torn down. Meme Lord therefore concluded that the most strategic place to hang posters was the side of the bend on the left stairwell. Here, it could only be seen in passing, by large groups of people, as the stairwells were often the most highly trafficked areas. Nobody could just stop walking down or up the stairs to look at it, so by the time someone was graced by the poster, they would already be on the next set of stairs.
This strategy turned to be extremely effective, the very first MVA Minecraft RP club poster lasting a full 3 days undisturbed. This location would become the go-to for poster hanging.
This poster laid the foundation for every poster to come, many often seeking to collect it, and a fresh copy (in color!) being hung in the TV studio. 
=== ELECTION POSTERS ===
These posters were made for the 2019 student government election of Sophomore Year. These posters were far less complex, often sporting a single character only the text "vote <character> for <position>". Regardless, these posters were the most numerous by far, and some of the most popular.
==== Vote King Julien for Vice President ====
* Date: May 20, 2019
* Text: "Vote King Julien for Vice President"
* Lifetime: at least 4 days
* Amount of posters: 4
* Locations: 1
Soon after the phase of the MVA MC RP club posters, came the upcoming Student election for the Class of 2021. Like most other schools, Abington allowed candidates to hang posters up for their campaign wherever they wished, as long as they had an 'approved' stamp from the office, and, coincidently, campaign posters were hung on the same strategic spot Meme Lord had chosen for his previous posters. Thus, seeing the golden opportunity, Meme Lord made his own cheap campaign posters, starting with "King Julien for vice president". Details are fuzzy, but its possible the reason Meme Lord chose 'vice president' was simply due to the current real campaign poster having a student also running for 'vice president'.
This poster proved to be pretty popular as well, and was eventually rehung several times as it got torn down occasionally. 
==== Vote Vector for President ====
* Date: May 21, 2019
* Text: "Vote Vector for President"
* Lifetime: at least 3 days
* Amount of posters: 6
* Locations: 2
After the success of the Vote Kung Julien for Vice President poster, Meme Lord then quickly made the for Vector for president poster. This one was more popular and hung on both stairwells, possibly simply due to the presence of Vector. Its worth noting that the King Julien poster was still up when Vector was hung up.
==== Vote Megamind for Historian ====
* Date: May 22, 2019, 7:58 AM
* Text: "Vote Megamind for Historian"
* Lifetime: at least 2 days
* Amount of posters: 2
* Locations: 1
To keep the tradition going, Meme Lord seeing this as a daily gig at this point, a Megamind campaign poster was made and hung, right up alongside Vector and King Julien, which were still not taken down. 
==== Vote Timmy's Dad for Treasurer ====
* Date: May 22, 2019, 1:07 PM
* Text: "Vote Timmy's Dad for Treasurer"
* Lifetime: At least 2 days
* Amount of posters: 1
* Locations: 1
Meme Lord figured he might as well do a poster for each position, and therefore, Timmy's Dad for Treasurer was next. This was the only other poster made on the same day as another, but was only hung one time. Unfortunately it would seem nobody ever got a photo of this one while it was hung up.
==== Vote Runt of the Litter for Supreme Chancellor ====
* Date: May 23, 2019
* Text: "Vote Runt of the Litter for Supreme Chancellor" / "i am the senate"
* Lifetime: At least 1 day
* Amount of posters: 1
* Locations: 1
The last of the election posters, Runt of the Litter was only hung one time in the same location, but this time higher up on the bend wall, so it would be more difficult to take down. It didn't last long and only one was made, as the actual election was taking place and the fad died. Interestingly, this was the only election poster with additional text, "i am the senate" being added on the top right. Also, this was the only election poster with a fake position. 
=== END OF ELECTION POSTERS ===
== Junior Year ==
==== A Man Has Fallen ====
* Date: January 22, 2020
* Text: "A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITY" / "Get the Lego City Rescue Chopper!" / "..." / "HEY" / "Quickly! build the Lego City Rescue Chopper" / "Lower the life-line" / "Save the man that has fallen into the river of lego city"
* Lifetime: over a week
* Amount of posters: only 1
* Locations: 1
One of the one-shot posters, this one was hung in between the entrance and exit to the gym locker room showers. It continually got taken down, but not thrown away, so Meme Lord would just hang it back up. It was popular enough, and memebers like Carl Wheezer would remark on it several times while in the locker room. It also enacted quite a few impressions of "HEY".
=== Rango Roleplay Club ===
* Date: March 3, 2020
* Text: "Rango Roleplay Club" / "Do you like lizards with firearms who are voiced by Johnny Depp? Then you should join the Rango Roleplay club!" / "Nobody can be Rattlesnake Jake because I’m Rattlesnake Jake so don’t sign up as him ok" / "Math Wing during 9th mod"
* Lifetime: At least 3 weeks
* Amount of posters: Over 15
* Locations: 6
Perhaps the most popular poster of all time, the Rango Roleplay Club. Meme Lord had recently gotten back into Rango heavily, and thus the poster was made, the first poster of Junior Year. The poster was so popular that it was hung up in the most locations by far; both stair wells, the English hall, Rowlands classroom, Big Tanner's classroom, and even the Physical fitness injury treatment room. The poster's popularity made it last quite a while, often being re-hung several times. 
On March 5, 2020, someone even wrote on the poster hung in the English hall: "can I be the dad's ashes", referencing a scene at the beginning of the movie where Rango assumes a jar of ashes is the ashes of Bean's dead father. Meme Lord replied to this a few hours later by taping a small screenshot of the movie in which Rango is eating the ashes, with the response: "sorry, Rango ate them." It is unknown to this day who originally wrote this, and nobody in the Council took credit for it.
Its popularity was possibly due to its theme, many saw Rango as more or less a vault memory. The poster was even posted on a meme website by Meme Lord, getting over 131 votes. Mike Kachowski has one of these posters hung in his room.
=== Megamind Lego Star Wars Roleplay Club ===
* Date: March 11, 2020
* Text: "Megamind Lego Star Wars Roleplay Club" / "Do you like collecting minikits and stopping Tighten from taking over Metro City? Do you like super villains with big blue foreheads and stopping the Separatists? Then you should join the Megamind Lego Star Wars Roleplay club!" / "Currently nobody can be Minion because we have like 4 people signed up as Minion why does nobody like Tighten or Lego Jar Jar" / "English hall during 9th mod"
* Lifetime: A week
* Amount of posters: 8
* Locations: 5
The Rango Roleplay club inspired the next and final roleplay club poster to be made, the Megamind Lego Star Wars Roleplay Club. This poster was by far the most complex, with the most images and text on it at the same time, also reminiscing the MVA MC RP poster by combining a pre-2011 Dreamworks animated film with a nostalgic video game. This poster was the first to be hung up in the library hall, right smack in the middle of one of the largest bulletin boards in the school.
Ford was also seen actually tearing one of these posters down, what a degenerate.
== Senior Year ==
=== SHEEN SAYS: ===
* Date: March 31, 2021
* Text: "SHEEN SAYS:" / " "Why are they taking away senior quotes this year?" / "haven't they taken enough?"
* Lifetime: Over 2 months
* Amount of posters: 10
* Locations: 8
After the long stretch of a certain virus of unknown origins and the slow return to school, Meme Lord was, to say the least, not too pleased with Abington Heights. Still having the desire to hang posters however, Meme Lord decided maybe it was time to use them to protest something: Such as the fact that the administration had decided that the Class of 2021 could not do Senior Quotes. Thus, a poster was made with Sheen, simply stating "why are they taking away senior quotes this year? Havent they taken enough?". This was also done to advertise the administration's decision, as they had, obviously, decided not to make it public. This actually worked, with confirmed reports by both Meme Lord and other Memebers that people reading the posters were asking each other if it was true.
Sly Frog Fry also assisted with hanging up these posters. One of these Sheen posters ended up being one of the longest lasting of any other poster, the one hung on a column in the Cafeteria. Despite being in broad view, in a room where hundreds of students and staff were walking around and sitting for an hour at a time, this Sheen poster lasted until the last week of school that year, when it was finally taken down by someone. It lasted for at least 2 months. 
=== SHEEN SAYS: (vape variant) ===
* Date: May 24, 2021
* Text: "SHEEN SAYS:" / "IF I CATCH YOU VAPING IN HERE AGAIN IM GOING TO RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND BEAT YOUR CORPSE WITH IT" / "DON'T JUUL IN SCHUUL THATS NOT CUUL YOU FUUL"
* Lifetime: At least 3 days
* Amount of posters: 10
* Locations: 8-10
Perhaps the most violent and straightforward poster to date, this poster was a direct threat to anybody vaping in the bathrooms. Meme Lord, at this point, couldn't care less if he was caught for hanging posters and really wanted to see how far he could go with making them. While he had been caught one time before hanging a MVA MC RP poster, the teacher in question thought they were hilarious and didn't say anything to the administration. (Dr. Williams is a chad). These posters were hung directly in the bathrooms and stalls themselves, and they proved to be just as popular as the previous posters, their shocking violent threats a surprising turn, some even saying they were the funniest posters to date.
One was hung in the TV Studio on June 4, 2021, one of the last days of school, N. Wilson giving Meme Lord access to the room to hang it, the last one on the poster wall of fame.
=== THESE WALLS ARE DISGUSTING ===
* Date: June 4, 2021
* Text: "THESE WALLS ARE DISGUSTING THEY HAVE LOOKED LIKE THIS ALL YEAR PLEASE CLEAN THEM"
* Lifetime: At least 2 days
* Amount of posters: 1
* Locations: 1
This poster was a standalone; an inside joke between Meme Lord and Redneck Memer, hung on the cafeteria wall on the last day, right behind where the two normally sat during lunch period. For the entirety of a year, the walls in question were: you guessed it, disgusting. They were covered with an unidentifiable grease, and other stains, since the first day of school. It was interesting as usually the walls were cleaned before each year, but it seemed that whatever they cleaned them with was either just rotten, or they never cleaned them at all. The walls remained in this state for the entire year, and every day at lunch Meme Lord would say "you know whats disgusting?...these walls", or vice versa with Redneck Memer answering the question. 
While this was the last poster hung by Meme Lord, the Sheen vape posters were technically the last themed on masse poster hung, as well as a Sheen vape poster being hung on the TV Studio wall of fame at the end of the day, also on June 4, 2021.
== Legacy ==
To this day, nearly every poster (besides a majority of the Election Posters) is hung in the TV studio at Abington Heights. Meme Lord had been given permission to hang them there by J. Schneider, and since these copies were fresh, uncrumpled and straight from the printer, they are possibly the best preserved copies of these posters to date. That is, until 1/16/2023, when it was revealed the little ape retard goblin leprechaun Magnotta took them all down, citing "they don't look professional". I wonder if that idiot took ANYTHING ELSE down... 
The club posters are remembered as one of Meme Lord's most memorable memes done to the school, simply due to the amount of people that got to see them, sometimes on a daily basis. 
The Legacy continues as Tactician and Snazzmaster plan to start their own poster campaign soon in 2022. Sure would be a shame if Tactician never did anything. Sly Frog Fry has also started his own Madagascar Portal 2 roleplay at his college...
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