Hooked on Crap

Hooked on Crap is the third home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in July 1983. It features thirteen songs, including the earliest known recording of what would become the band's first single, "Defecate on My Face".
Like TISM's other private demo tapes, Hooked on Crap remains mostly unreleased, with only a handful of excerpts issued on official releases: part of the tape was excerpted as "Kevin Borich Expressionism" on the band's second studio album Hot Dogma in 1990, and "Defecate on My Face" and "Macca Spits the Dummy of Life" were released on the Defecate on My Face box set in 2022, alongside a "Bossanova" version of "Defecate on My Face", also attributed to Hooked on Crap). 
== Track listing ==
# Test Pattern
# P.S. I Hate You
# Ladies and Gentlemen
# ..... Too Many Dots (Not Enough Words)
# Tetraplegic Body Talk
# George Minack Über Älles/Sprechen Sie Deutsch Mein Fräulein? No
# The Catharsis of Pity and Fear (or Going Up a Moroccan's Bum)
# The Oral-Anal Fixation Stage Shuffle
# T.S. Eliot
# Defecate on My Face (2:01)
# Macca Spits the Dummy of Life (5:21)
# (I Can't Get No) Ariel Sharon
# The Collapsed Lung Boogie (Parts 1, 2 & 8 by Don Burrows and Cerebal Palsy)
== See also ==
* "Defecate on My Face" (song)
*Hot Dogma
* Defecate on My Face (box set)
== External links ==
* Hooked on Crap at Rate Your Music
Category:TISM
Category:Demo tapes
Category:Hooked on Crap
Category:Defecate on My Face
Category:Unreleased
Category:Hot Dogma
Category:Bedroom recordings