The Pod People's Sexual Development Cycle

== Pod People Build Their Relationships Through Sex ==
== Pod People Are Born Sexual ==
Pod People Are Born With Compound Eyes And Various Skin And Hair Color While Retaining Their Preadolescence Into Adulthood With No Puberty Cycle The Pod People Are Born With A Fully Developed Libido Capable of Sexual Reproduction And As Such Often Begin Having Children As Young As 2 or 3 Years Old Many Pod People Have A Short Life Span Due To Their Lack of Centralized Government However Some Pod People Have Lived To Be 70 Years Old Their Culture However Is VERY Islamic Pod People Often Congregate In Sex Communities Throughout Argon Prime Pod People Begin Developing Their Sex Characteristics As Children And Are Fully Sexually Mature At The Age of 10 Pod People Love Sex Over The Generations The Pod People Have Developed Stargate Technology And Commissioned A Submarine Fleet Pod People Only Develop Estrogen Hormones And Reproduce Through Spores Using Plant Life As A Host Pod People Have An Extremely Islamic Psychedelic Culture Centered Around Sex Orgies During The 1960s The Pod People Invaded Earth With Their Culture And Psychedelic Music Over The Course of Generations The Pod People Erased American History And Eventually Rewrote American Law The Pod People Began On Earth As A Subculture And Later Became Mainstream 
centre|thumb|480x480px|The Pod People Have An Islamic Jihadist Culture The Pod People Wage Unrestricted Submarine Warfare Throughout Argon Prime's Oceans The Pod People Sank The U.S.S. Liberty And Continue To Make Jokes About It To This Day As The Americans Continue Getting Defeated By Their Own Secrecy As The Pod People Are Sinking American Ships As They Wage Interplanetary Warfare Against The Americans In Support of Ancient Assyria Recently The Pod People Have Recruited A Human Whom Disclosed The Locations of Every American Ship In The Earth's Oceans Resulting In The Slaughter of The Entire American Navel Fleet The Americans As of The Present Day Are Unable To Draft Anyone Into This War Because They'd Have To Admit To Failure And That They Finally Lost A War In The Middle East