Solly

Solly was a stuffed, life-sized doll of a woman owned by a Survivalist living in a tower near Earbeford.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.52 The well-endowed doll with impossible proportions had a moon face with stitched and staring eyes and puffy red lips. She was meant as a stand-in to keep her owner company until a suitably desperate real life woman replaced her. The survivalist was somewhat fleshy in a soft way with a wide, blockish face mostly covered in a dark, scruffy beard. The beard covered most of his face from his eyes past his weak chin, then down his neck to join the mass of hair on his chest.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.47 He refused to give his name to visitors and gave the impression that the silent doll agreed with his every opinion.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.53
The pair lived in a squat and square, decrepit, stone tower built on a treeless plain more than thirty paces off a stony trail leading to Earbeford.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 7, p.35/39Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.51 The tower was made of huge blocks of grey stone and was entered through a stout and battered wooden door.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 7, p.40 Small windows glazed with patinated glass appeared to be placed at random on the tower's upper floors. The yard around the tower was littered with scrub, scattered stones from the tower's construction, as well as fragments of bone amidst pockets of dusty wildflowers.
The ground floor of the tower was an armoury "crowded with enough weapons to equip a small army."Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.52 Amidst the centre of the weaponry there was only enough space to place a small table with two chairs for Solly and her owner. Elsewhere in the tower were food and supplies, but mostly it stored weapons.
The survivalist anticipated that world could end at any moment and was prepared to repel anyone who attempted to bang on his door and take what he possessed.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.48/52 He anticipated the real life Solly would be helpless and vulnerable after the end of the world and come to him for rescue to keep her safe. In turn, she would cook and clean, and give him babies. Among the causes for the world's end, the survivalist included fires, floods, wind storms, lightning, plagues, comets, and liberals.
==In Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords==
The necromancers, Bauchelain and Korbal Broach, came upon the tower on the road to Earbeford. Bauchelain determined to investigate the curious tower, telling Emancipor Reese they would eliminate the owner and spend the evening examining the resident's belongings.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 7, p.35 The alarmed survivalist met them at the door armed with a Crossbow, but Bauchelain convinced him they proved no threat since he was a man of breeding who already had everything he needed for the looming apocalypse. Bauchelain and the survivalist settled inside for a conversation near Solly as Reese prepared the evening dinner. By the meal's end, well into the night, Bauchelain thanked their host before Korbal Broach slashed the survivalist's throat with a slashing gesture. The man's head fell to the floor where Broach collected it as well as the man's heart and liver. He also demanded Solly. Reese let Bauchelain know he was disturbed by his masters actions, nearly leading to his own demise.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 10, p.47-56
Later, Abercrass spotted a bloated, wobbly figure shuffle into the stronghold of The Tearful Three after the trio of necromancers were defeated by Bauchelain and Korbal Broach. It appeared to have the body of an impossibly busty female whose clothes were stuffed with rags and other filling material. But its rotting head was that of a man with a thick beard making unintelligible noises from his moving mouth. Bauchelain told Abercrass the creature was part of Broach's plan to fill the now abandoned keep with hauntings.Upon a Dark of Evil Overlords, Section 28, p.93-94
==Notes and references==
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