The Bentendo Head Exploder

The Bentendo Head Exploder is a mobile gaming console similarly in specs and weight and color to the Nintendo Gameboy. The system differs, however, in materials used in construction. Where the Nintendo uses a small aluminium heatshield to cool off the VooDoo Graphics Unit, the Bentendo Head Exploder uses a 0.25" thick copper backplate and two copper heatpipes that carry heat straight from the Graphicing Units straight into the player's palms. The old Bentendo used razor cartridge technology, a security method ripped straight out of Pentagon Special Forces to prevent strangers from stealing the cartridges from the back of your Bentendo but Bentendo has changed this. We here at Bentendo aren't ashamed to admit when we make a mistake. The new Bentendo features no more razorwire cartridges! That's right! Ouch-free technology. 
==History==
The Bentendo Head Exploder squirted onto the market in 1991 and was the first architecture to be designed entirely by the LGBT community. The architecture's main designer designed the architecture in just two weeks, releasing it for testing just shortly afterward and marketing. This is text, text that says stuff, words that form meaningful sentences.
===The Razorwire Cartridge===
The Bentendo M1 featured razorwire cartridges. The Bentendo M1A1 did not.
==Check Out the Specs==
The Bentendo Head Exploder is designed with a custom Bitcoin unit and squirt mode memory architecture. The CPU hustles the memory for squirt. The Bentendo's patented Hustle and Squirt (HSA) Architecture ensure infinite processing.
*CPU: Bitcoin @ 0.72MegaCycles
*Sound: 6 noise channels
*Video Chip Technology: Monochrome 4-color 320x240 Video Output
*Motion Controls: Included but disabled
*Virtual Reality: Viiirrrrtual Reaaaality
==The Coming Generation of Video-game is Here==
Be the first kid on your block with a Bentendo Head Exploder and Controller Umbilical Harness.
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