Don't Wake Red/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 7, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2017
This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a 6 minute episode.
The episode begins with Yellow getting himself ready to go to sleep. He stretches, yawns, and hops into bed. He puts on his nightcap, fluffs up his pillow, and lays down to sleep. But when he breathes, he notices something was wrong with his mouth. He smacks his lips and opens his mouth. Inside, his tongue is all dried up and a family of hillbilly germs move away because they're home has no water. Yellow realizes that he is thirsty, so he gets out of bed to get a drink of water. He walks downstairs and into his living room.
Yellow Rectangle: *notices the plant on the edge of the table* Oops. *pushes plant back* Goody. *pours water in a glass and drinks it*
But he spits it out after seeing the refrigerator open.
Yellow Rectangle: I don't remember leaving the fridge open. Huh? *closes the fridge and sees the living room a complete mess* Huh, I don't remember making such a mess.
Spaghetti falls on Yellow's face.
Yellow Rectangle: And I'm pretty sure I didn't eat spaghetti. *opens my stomach, revealing a lite candle, SpongeBob's Krabby Patty, some fries, and a soda* Nope, that Krabby Patty goes to SpongeBob. *puts spaghetti in my stomach and closes it; then a big noise from upstairs* Huh?
The noise gets louder and scarier.
Yellow Rectangle: *walks over to the stairs to investigate*
As he gets closer, a shadowy figure comes down the stairs.
Yellow Rectangle: *quivers with fear*
But, to his surprise, the shadowy figure turned out to be Red, who is sleep-walking.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, hey, Red.
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks in the living room*
Yellow Rectangle: Wake up, Red! *grabs Red's legs, but it slips off my hands* Whoa!
Red Rectangle: *flies through the air, but continues to sleep-walk*
Yellow Rectangle: *attempts to wake Red up by banging a pot with a stick, but nothing's working*
Then he tries to wake him up with an air horn, but nothing's working.
Yellow Rectangle: *hops on Red's body to open my eyelids, but falls off* Whoa! *grabs my alarm clock, turns up the volume, and sets it to the waking hour*
Yellow's alarm clock beeps a loud noise in Red's face. The noise was so loud that it even woke Mr. Grouse, Squidward and several people up. The car alarm goes off and several dogs start barking.
Screen cuts to Mr. Grouse's house.
Mr. Grouse: Hey Loud, turn that noise down.
Yellow Rectangle: It's me, Mr. Grouse. I tried to wake Red up but he's asleep. *runs off*
Mr. Grouse: Stop making that noise.
Screen cuts back to Yellow's house. The alarm clock did not effect Red and he continues to sleep-walk.
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks into the kitchen, activates a toaster, and splatters butter on it*
Then he eats the toaster and toast pops out from his mouth.
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks to the fridge, opens it, and peeks inside, then screams and eats peanut butter, then splatters eggs on my skin*
He walks through the kitchen wall with the fridge on his head. He throws the fridge through the wall and sleep-walks outside.
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks towards the street where an ongoing traffic*
Yellow Rectangle: *screams and runs after Red*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks across the street*
Luckily, none of the cars hit him.
Yellow Rectangle: *goes after Red*
He is almost hit by a car.
Yellow Rectangle: *screams and grunts*
As he gets hit by the cars.
The cars sending Yellow flying to the other side of the street.
Red Rectangle: *steps on Yellow while sleep-walking to another house*
Yellow Rectangle: *spits sand out of my eyes* Red, no! *runs over to Red*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks to the front door, opens it, and enters inside*
Yellow Rectangle: No! *runs after Red*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks across the hallway*
While a married couple are sleeping in their bed.
Yellow Rectangle: *becomes worried that Red might make a loud noise that will wake them up*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks towards a collection of model cars*
Yellow Rectangle: *screams and turns Red away from the model cars* Whew. *exclaims
As Red goes to knock over a vase
Yellow Rectangle: *grabs the vase before it fell*
Then Red starts making loud noises in his sleep.
Red Rectangle: *continues to make loud noises as the male fish starts waking up*
Yellow Rectangle: *jumps onto Red and covers his mouth* Shh! Shhh!
Red Rectangle: *calms down
Male Fish: *goes back to sleep*
Yellow Rectangle: *slaps Red's butt*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks out*
Yellow Rectangle: Uh-huh. Phew.
Male Fish: *turns on the light* What the?!
Yellow Rectangle: *gets kicked out, screams and lands on the ground* Ooh! *gets stepped on by Red* Ow! *grabs Red's feet and gets dragged*
Green fumes seeps through the air.
Red Rectangle: *sniffs it and yawns*
Yellow Rectangle: *sniffs the fumes* Bleach!
The fumes form into a fist and punch Yellow's face.
Yellow Rectangle: Ow!
The fumes are coming from the Chum Bucket.
Red Rectangle: *goes around the back, enters inside and follows the scent of the fumes*
The scent leads to a pot full of chum leftover from Plankton.
Red Rectangle: *grabs the bucket and goes to eat it* Mm. Ahh...
Yellow Rectangle: No, Red, no! *grabs the pot* Don't! *struggles to keep the pot full of chum away from Red*
Red Rectangle: *licks Yellow's head with my tongue, which tickles Yellow*
Yellow Rectangle: *accidentally drops the pot into my mouth and swallows the chum*
The chum made him incredibly sick to the stomach and lets out a small, green fume. The fume then makes a skulls and breathes into Yellow's face.
Yellow Rectangle: *notices Red gone* Huh? *screams*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks into a dance studio*
Yellow Rectangle: *follows, grabs a carton of popcorn, and takes a seat*
Red Rectangle: *performs a little dance in my sleep, then sleep-walks off the stage*
Yellow Rectangle: Ohh! *claps*
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks out of the dance studio and slips on a banana peel*
The peel sends him slipping into an amusement park.
Red Rectangle: *sleep-walks on the tracks of the Neck Breaker roller coaster ride*
Yellow Rectangle: *flags down a roller coaster car, hops inside and follows Red through the tracks* Whoa! *reaches out to grab Red*
The car goes through the loop-de-loop.
Red Rectangle: *wakes up* Breezy. *falls off the car*
Yellow Rectangle: RED! *falls off the car as well and holds onto Red*
Red Rectangle: *slides up to the top of the track*
And after a few seconds, Red descends downward while Yellow screams at the top of his lungs.
Red Rectangle: *flies off the track and lands directly near my house*
Yellow Rectangle: *pulls myself together and sends Red back to his house*
Red Rectangle: *steps on a pebble* Ow! *strains*
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, man. *falls asleep*
As he is completely tired from having such an eventful night.
Red Rectangle: *notices Yellow is now sleepwalking* Oh!
Yellow Rectangle: *sleep-walks into the street*
Red Rectangle: Oh, I wonder Yellow is anyway but he'll be fine. *goes to my house*
Screen cuts inside of Red's house in his room.
Red Rectangle: *comes to my room and goes back to sleep*
As Red closes his room door, crashing noises are heard as Yellow is getting run over by the cars.
Screen cuts inside to Yellow's house.
Yellow Rectangle: What the?! *screams* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Circle transition in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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