The Army's Not the Army Anymore

The Army's Not the Army Anymore is a song featured in Donald Gets Drafted and The Vanishing Private.
==Context and Summary==
The Army's Not the Army Anymore is a tongue-in-cheek tune that tells about how great the United States Army is and how it is not what it used to be. According to the song, the Army is "better than it's ever been before", now featuring friendly Generals, cute girls, and giving Sergeants.
Donald Duck is aware of the song and, during his time in the United States Army, seemed to enjoy singing it.The Vanishing Private
==Lyrics==
::The Army's not the Army anymore
::It's better than it's ever been before
::The bugler blows, I can't get 'em up
::At quarter after seven
::But if you're tired, stay right there
::Sleep until eleven
::Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
::The Army's not the Army anymore
::It's better than it's every been before
::You used to walk a mile for beans
::But now they bring them to ya
::And all the Generals say "hello"
::As though they really knew ya
::Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
::They've got a lot of hostesses
::The gals are really cuties
::And entertaining these co-eds
::Is part of your regular duties
::Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
::The Army's not the Army anymore
::It's better than it's ever been before
::The Seargent isn't tough anymore
::He's careful not to bore you
::Just tell him when you're peelin' spuds
::And he will peel them for you
::Oh, the Army's not the Army anymore
::No, the Army's not the Army anymore
==Behind the scenes==
The Army's Not the Army Anymore was written by Carl Barks and Leigh Harline for the 1942 short film, Donald Gets Drafted, where it would serve as the theme song. It would later reappear in The Vanishing Private, where Donald Duck, voiced by Clarence Nash, would sing a part of it. Due to its appearance in Donald Gets Drafted, it would also appear in the 1960 television special This Is Your Life, Donald Duck, which included Donald Gets Drafted in its runtime.
==Notes and References==
Category:Songs