The Pressure/Transcript

==The Boyfriend Game==
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:: So what do you think of my treehouse, girls?
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:: I love what you've done with the bathroom.
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:: Thanks! I went for understated sheets.
:: Molly has such a good eye for interior design.
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:: Boring! You think because it's on a tree it's all that. Well, it isn't, it's just as boring as a real house. I mean, what is it you actually do in here, Molly?
:: Well, I just hang out, watch the boys...
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:: Lame! You don't watch boys, you kiss them.
:: What?!
:: Hold on! Don't tell you don't have boyfriends. You do, Molly, right?
:: Hmm! Sure I do! You don't know him, though. He's way older and... he's in High School! 
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:: Well, my boyfriend is so old that he doesn't have a babysitter!
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:: Well, mine's so old, he stopped wearing braces!
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:: Well, mine is so old that he doesn't even have teeth. 
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:: I wish I had a boyfriend. 
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:: Did Penny see my stunt?
:: Don't tell me you wanna impress those... those... those... perfumed sissies!
:: You mean those girls over there? Nah... They wouldn't care about a handsome bachelor, 12 years old, who likes foreign cinema, fine dining, extreme sports and long romantic walks on the beach by moonlight.
:: Let's make a pact, right here, right now. Pals before gals! 
: and : Pals before gals!
:: Ok... 
:: Wait, wait, wait! Let's make a blood pact! 
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:: So, your turn to tell us, Masami. Do you have a boyfriend?
:: Yeah, he is... it's... it's Darwin!
:: Darwin!?
:: Yeah, he's great because... he's got legs an, you know... a head. 
:: Okay.
==The School==
===The Hallway===
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:: Dude, stop it already.
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:: Guys, guys, guys! Enemy at 12 o'clock. No, this way! 
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:: There he is.
:: Remember, pals before gals.
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:: Hello, sweet cheeks.
:: WHAT!?!
:: Oh, c'mon. He is not your boyfriend, Masami.
:: Ha! He so is. Look. Hold my book, boyfriend. 
:: Mmmm. Okay?
:: I'll show you how he likes me at the treehouse. 
:: I can't believe it. You, you, you... girl-lover!
:: It's always the quiet ones.
:: She's not my girlfriend! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do!? I know, I'll just run away and hide forever! I'll never forget you, guys!
:: That was dramatic.
:: Hey, Gumball.
:: Hey, Penny.
:: Wanna walk me to the canteen?
:: Definitely... definitely not, definitely not now, but maybe... later?
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: and : 
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:: Ok? See you later!
===The Cafeteria===
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:: Gumball! I'm scared
:: Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.
:: I got hungry. Oh, no! They're here. What am I gonna do now?
:: Don't worry buddy. If you can't see them, they can't see you. Ok, I think we're safe. 
: and : Hey.
:: Yeah, hi. I was just talking about you, boyfriend. Come and sit by me. Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy, sugar lumps, and give me a hug. 
:: Excuse me. Is... there room... for one more. So, what were we talking about?
:: Ha! Well, before you so rudly interrupted us, we were talking about how Darwin is gonna kiss me in the tree house.
:: What?!
:: Yeah. Because that's what boyfriend and girlfriend do. Come on, boyfriend, let's go somewhere more private. Boyfriend! 
:: Help... me! 
:: Don't worry, buddy. I'm here for you. Pals before... Hi, Penny.
:: Hey, Gumball.
:: Where was I? Oh yeah, Darwin!
===The Swimming pool===
:: Darwin! Darwin, where are you? Darwin? Darwin! 
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:: Huh? What are you doing here?
:: She won't find me down here. She hates getting her hair wet.
:: Really?
:: Hey, have you seen Darwin around?
:: Don't worry buddy, I'm on it. Oh, oh man. Pals before gals! 
:: Hey Masami, have you seen Gumball anywhere?
:: Oh no, I can't do that to Penny. On one hand, I create a diversion to save Darwin, but on the other hand, I splash Penny and look like a... 
:: What was that?
:: I don't know, but it sounded painful.
:: Oh, well! See you at the treehouse. 
:: Darwin! There you are! C'mon, we're going for ice-cream. 
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:: Hey!
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:: Hey, dude! Nice bikini!
:: Thanks. Oh, Rocky, wait! You've had girlfriends before, right?
:: Oh, yeah! Thousands of them!
:: And how did you get rid of them?
:: Well, usually, I just close my eyes and open my heart, and when I open my eyes again, they're gone...
:: What do you mean?
:: Well, I guess they don't want me to talk about my feelings...
:: So, you mean, openly expressing your emotional turmoil, rather than coming up with a convoluted little scheme. It's so crazy it just might work.
===The Hallway===
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:: Listen, Masami. This is very difficult for me to say. I'm leaving. We've had good times together, but it's just not right for me. I can't help how I feel. It's not your fault, it's mine. I'm just not ready for something this amazing. [Suddenly, He gets angry to her]You deserve someone better. Now farewell, dear heart. What should I do?
:: I don't know.
:: Nice work, Romeo.
:: Okay, okay. I didn't mean it. Boyfriend joke. Look, I'm laughing. You can stop crying now, please. Please, I'll do anything you want. I'll go to the treehouse. I'll... I'll kiss you. 
:: Okay, see ya there, sweet lips.
:: Oh, man. I am so sorry.
:: What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?! I have to kiss a girl. I'm going to get married, I don't wanna get married.
:: I'm sorry, dude. Don't be like that...
:: Not cool, man. NOT COOL!
:: Don't worry, buddy, I'll save you!
:: How?! You need to have a date to get in that treehouse!
:: Yeah, that is true.
:: And what happened to "pals before gals"?
:: That's cool, I'll find a way to save him.
:: You better, cause if you don't, we will. 
:: Hi, Gumball. 
==The Treehouse==
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:: After you, boyfriend. 
:: Somebody, please, help me.
:: What did you say?
:: Nothing! I'm climbing.
:: Hey, Darwin!
:: Oh, no! They got you, too!
:: Oh yeah, they got me. It was horrible, ohh. Oh, no, don't drag me in there and kiss me. Hehehe. Oh, well, now that we're here...
:: So, girls, where are all of your boyfriends? 
:: Okay, girls, confession time. My boyfriend's not real. 
:: So, me and Penny are the only ones with boys to kiss. Darwin? Come on, boyfriend! 
:: Gumball, do something.
:: Just a minute. Hehe. Sorry, I have to save my best friend. 
:: I'm really glad you came.
:: Please, you don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!
:: Get back here!
:: Ahhhh, Gumball! 
:: Such a beautiful day, Gumball.
:: Yeah, but not as beautiful as your antlers. Can you feel the Universe moving around us.
:: Uh, yeah, it's more like a swaying motion, actually. 
:: Let's kiss and remember this for all the eternity.
:: Let's kiss, so I can show these losers whose boss. 
: and : Timber! 
:: Wow, that was amazing. Kissing Penny was like being run over by a unicorn.
:: And kissing Masami wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
:: Bye, Penny.
:: See ya later, sugar lumps.
:: What fascinating creatures.
:: Pals before gals!
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