Dry Luigi

Dry Luigi is a Horrorbrew created by Lumpy Touch. He is Luigi after Mario tried wiping excess sweat off him with a cloth.
==Overview==
Dry Luigi is actually just Luigi. One day, after Mario and Luigi were invited over by the Princess for a picnic, Mario notices Luigi sweating. Mario, like the good samaritan he is, tries wiping off the sweat with a cloth he has. However, Luigi begins sweating more profusely, so Mario tries wiping it all off, with Mario commenting Luigi being “more oily than pesto”. Suddenly, Luigi’s eyes go blank as sweat goes spraying out of his pores like fire hoses. When Mario next sees Luigi, Luigi’s skin is now shriveled and desiccated, and rotten yellow in color. His eyes are now empty sockets with red pupils. His mustache is unkept and bushy. His fingers are long and spindly, and his mouth now resembles that of a lamprey’s. Luigi then tells Mario how thirsty he is, before charging at the viewer as Mario nonchalantly warns the viewer to click off the video if they don’t want to get jumpscared. If Mario’s warning is not heeded, Luigi jumpscares the viewer and sucks their fluids dry.
==Abilities/Weaknesses==
===Abilities===
*Sucking power: Luigi can suck the liquids out of his prey in order to rehydrate, as seen at the end of the video.
==Trivia==
*Despite ruthlessly hunting down and sucking dry the player, Luigi does not do that to Mario, presumably because he still holds a great deal of love for his brother, reflected in some of Lumpy Touch’s other videos.
*Luigi’s jumpscare noise is easily recognizable as the iconic jumpscare noise from the first Five Nights at Freddy’s game.
==Gallery==
File:Ho Tel Mario.png|Mario notices something off about Luigi.
File:Ooh Luigi you’re so sweaty.png|Luigi sweating.
File:Wipe the sweat off my brow.png|Mario wiping the sweat off of Luigi’s face.
File:You’re more oily than pesto Luigi.png|Luigi spraying sweat.
File:Luigi’s Bizarre Adventure.png|Possibly the first Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure reference on this wiki.
File:Desiccated.png|Dry Luigi turns to reveal what he has become.
File:LUIGIHASSENSEDYOURPRESENCE.png|Dry Luigi sensing the viewer.
File:Turn the game off!.png|Dry Luigi running towards the viewer.
File:Luigi Jumpscare.png|Dry Luigi’s jumpscare.
Category:Luigi-based
Category:Parasite
Category:Fourth-Wall Breakers
Category:Joke EXE
Category:Hotel Mario-based
Category:Mario FNF Port