Bandai Namco

Nobody Attack My Company, Okay?, often abbreviated Bandai Namco (or just Namco) is a company that makes shames. They are there because a member blew up a Nintendo and SEGA office with an ICBM. Their most famous shame is Pac-Man.
== Stuff they own ==
* Pac-Man (and his shames)
* Katamari
* Tamagotchi
* Klonoa
* Tekken
* Way too many anime shames
== History of Bandai ==
Bandai was founded by Bandit because he was super jealous of WarioWare, Inc., and needed more money after mugging Mario. No, it was actually founded by Johnson & Johnson to sell adhesive bandage toys called "BAND-AI"s. But nobody wanted to play with BAND-AID® toys because they were super sticky, plus they were made out of recycled BAND-AID®s and people thought those meant re-used BAND-AID®s. That was when one genius fat dude had the idea to start selling kids toys. Initially, he wanted to sell kids a jack-in-the-box toy that came with a random guy's Jack in the Box order, but that was deemed too violent, so they bought up all the rights to Anime and sold weeb toys packaged with band-aids instead.
They made action figures of Hatsune Miku, Tamagotchi, and even Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru. The fat guy who ordered a bunch of Jack in the Box after he came back from R&D (research and development) and saw all his food got moldy. This gave him the brilliant idea: selling Mold Mario plushies. Back when they bought Anime, they also bought the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! because it is based on an all nighter nipponese character. They were going to call him Itchio, but itch.io already took that name and threatened to sew their death with their lawyer's crochet needles. Anyways, the toy was covered in AWESOME-MOLD® that had the ability to kill grow bigger with mold thanks to J&J. It was marketed with the ability to also shoot mold balls. The toy also came with BAND-AID®s.
Bandai saw how worthless/easy to buy Namco was after all their money blew up, but they also saw an opertunity. An opertunity to buy them out and sell Mold Pac-Man plush toys.
== History of Namco ==
Namco was founded by one of Toka Ryuumonbuchi's ancestors when they got bored one morning. They made Namco, a company dedicated to un-stinking old Socks. She made the company, but then all of the workers quit, so she turned it into a shame making company. Nobody knows why.
They made some shames, and did terrible. But then, they decided to make a shame about Pac-Man, and came up with Pac-Man (how original), after that, they did shames like Galaga, Dig Dug, and the shame Rally-X. They were very popular that they made more shames about random stuff.
This made people like Namco, but they ruined this with too many Pac-Man shames. Everyone hated Namco.
After this, Namco went out of business, and all of their locations randomly exploded. They were subsequently bought out by Bandai.
== History of them after the Better Together update ==
Bandai after securing Namco did a Fusion Dance to become Bandai Namco. They did as they promised to their investors and made mold friends to Mold Mario. Except they didn't fire out mold balls, thus weren't as cool. There was also a manufacturing error with all the Mold Pac-Men; they were made out of black mold instead of white mold due to water damage. J&J also let go of the company after this so it wouldn't hurt their pocketbooks. So now these days they just make shames based off of anime.
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