Lord Garmadon vs. Exo Suit Team vs. Raptor vs. Pteranodon

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Wyldstyle: Welcome to Wyldstyle's brand new hair salon!
Amset-Ra: Excuse me?
Wyldstyle: I mean Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! Today, we're going on a tour, starting at the Dino Defense HQ! This morning we interviewed Sue Montana, who voted for Pteranodon, and Josh Thunder, who voted for Raptor.
Amset-Ra: Could you please announce the fighters so I can drive Josh Thunder's beefy truck?
Josh Thunder: NO.
Wyldstyle: Sure! in the Red Corner is the Ninja's old enemy, Lord Garmadon!
Lord Garmadon: Welcome to the real world, fools.
Wyldstyle: In the Green Corner are three guys who make up the Exo Suit Team!
Pete: Ready?
Yve: Ready.
Robo Turtle: The odds of us winning this battle are 10,000 to-
Pete: NEVER tell me the odds!
Han Solo: NEVER steal my catchphrase!
Amset-Ra: NEVER stop announcing the fighters!
Wyldstyle: In the last two corners are two dinos, Raptor and Pteranodon!
Raptor: Rrrrrrrrooooooaaaarrrrr!
Commandosaur: Oh yeah!
Pteranodon: …
Sue Montana: He lost his voice a few days ago.
Amset-Ra: Award time! The Minifigure of the Week is Kranxx, and the User of the Week is Commandosaur!
Commandosaur: Wait a minute, I was User of the Week last week!
Amset-Ra: We all know how much you love dinosaurs and aliens.
Axel: I'm voting for Lord Garmadon. He has the most arms of anyone I know-
Squid Warrior: Don't forget me!
Axel: Okay, second most. He's even got the Mega Weapon-
Audience: WWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?
Ninja: But we destroyed that!
Punctuation Penguin: It's actually the Super Weapon!
Bubblebomber: No, PP, it's actually the Mega Weapon.
Punctuation Penguin: Oops. Sorry, BB.
Lord Garmadon: Oh, calm down. I took it to Four Weapons Blacksmith. They've got great customer service.
Amset-Ra: Very amusing. Invizable, start the match.
Invizable: FIGHT!
Pete: Blast him!
Yve: Roger that!
Zing zing zing!
Raptor: Rrrrrrrroooooooaaaaaarrrrrrr!
Pete: Nonononononono-
KER-SMASH!
Wyldstyle: Yve shot the Raptor, who destroyed the Exo Suit. Who could have seen that coming?
Lord Garmadon: Get away from me, you giant moth! Feel the wrath of the Mega Weapon!
VOOOOOORRRRRPPPPP!
Pteranodon: ……………!!!!
Invizable: Ring-out. Pteranodon out.
Sue Montana: NO!
Josh Thunder: YES!
Both: MAYBE!… What?
Wyldstyle: Using the Mega Weapon, Garmadon shot down Pteranodon! I never knew it could do that!
Lord Garmadon: You don't know the secrets of Spinjitsu.
Pete: When in doubt, REBUILD!
Clickclickclickclickclick… CRUNCH!
Wyldstyle: After the Exo Suit Team rebuilt their Exo Suit, Raptor stepped on Robo-Turtle.
Yve: NO!
Lord Garmadon: Ice Spinjitsu!
Whoosh… Chink!
Pete: Yve!
Wyldstyle: Garmadon froze Yve in ice! What horror!
Stomp!
Lord Garmadon: What?!
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp!
Lord Garmadon: Ungh…
Invizable: Garmadon is eliminated!
Josh Thunder: YEAH!
Wyldstyle: Raptor stampeded on Lord Garmadon! And now, our presentation of NexoByte's Did You Know!
NexoByte: Did you know that Green Robot, Ashlee Starstrider, and Max Solarflare are all exclusive to their sets?
Wyldstyle: Now you know!
Several long-time Galaxy Squad fans: We knew!
Pete: I'm all alone now…
Claw claw stomp!
Raptor: Rrrrroooooaaaaarrrrr!
KA-BOOOOOOOM!
Invizable: The whole Exo Suit Team is eliminated. Raptor is the winner!
Raptor: Rrrrroooooaaaaarrrrr!
Josh Thunder: Yyyyeeeesssss!
Commandosaur: Yes! Finally!
Lord Garmadon: Ungh… Earth Spinjitsu!
Boomboomboomboomboomboomboomboom!
Raptor: RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
Invizable: Lord Garmadon wins!
Josh Thunder: NO! Give me my money back, Amset-Ra!
Amset-Ra: NO.
Wyldstyle: Wow! After a failed attempt to attack the Raptor, the Raptor smashed the Exo Suit out of the clearing! But in a surprising turn of events, Lord Garmadon got back up and sent a storm of an unreal amount of boulders onto Raptor! I will remember this fighter for years to come!
Lord Garmadon: I will refuse to be bested by such ninnies.
Amset-Ra: You were close at first, Axel, but you guessed right. All right, let's pack up! We're going to our next destination, the Portal of Atlantis!
Axel: Yes! You'll get to see what I saw!
Amset-Ra: Yup! Hey, congrats on your vic, Garmie!
Lord Garmadon: Don't call me Garmie!!!
Amset-Ra: Ack! End transmssion!
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Category:Season 1
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