Spikey's Rough Around the Poster Hedges

Cast:Spike,Erica,Discord,Twilight,Eva,Spyro,Emma Swan
Transcript
(Princess Celestia reveals a movie poster of Lincoln)
Pat:In one step,our brave mayor honors Founding Father Abraham Lincoln with this lovely poster! And what a lovely day it is here in Charactown. The sun is shining,birds are singing and flowers are blooming. (a machine steps on the flowers,as Spike and Discord fight in giant robot suits) And another epic battle between two robot wielding boys threathens to destroy our peaceful homeland once again! (dodges an attack) This is the most destruction we seen since...oh,yeah,yesterday! (shows the two characters battling from yesterday) And the day before that. (shows Spike and Discord fighting again on the day before yesterday) And the day before- oh,you get the idea. Who will stop them,I ask? Who?! (Spike and Discord fight until their suits explode)
Spike:Well,that's all for me. I gotta get home before dinner.
Discord:Should we continue?
Spike:Count on it. (shake hands with Discord and they both leave)
Discord:You have a good one.
Spike:Best to the family.
Discord:Yeah. You too. (Spike goes back to his house and to his room,where Erica,Twilight,Eva,Spyro, Emma Swan and Om Nom are there)
Spike:A surprise party for me? Awesome! It's not even my birthday!
Spyro:Sorry,son,but this is no surprise party. We need to talk to you-
Emma Swan:Spikey,your destructive habits are destroying our lovely town!
Spike:Say wha?
Spyro:It's not your fault. You're an overly energetic young boy. But we're gonna make it batter!
Twilight:What do you mean it's not his fault? You took the Destructobot without asking! Again!
Spike:You heard Dad. I'm overly energetic!
Emma Swan:And the best interest for you,your family,and the city of Charactown,we are hereby confiscating all of your destructive toys!
Spike:Uh,why is Om Nom here?
Om Nom:I've got a weird phone call saying to remove my costume. (Twilight and Eva sigh romantically,but as Om Nom was about to remove his costume,Spyro stops him)
Spyro:Don't change the subject!
Emma Swan:Now,hand them over,Spikey. (Spikey cries and gives up all of his weapons,even his Bazooka)
Spike:What about Discord? What if he attacks first?
Emma Swan:Etain asked us to bring you together before things get worse.
Discord:(arrives) Turns out,I am a overly energetic boy,too. Etain has confiscated all my weapons and toys as well!
Spike:Even the Bazooka?
Discord:(tearfully) Even the Bazooka. (cut to living room)
Emma Swan:Now,the key to overcome your destructive tendencies is to turn them into constructive tendencies!
Spike:But I like things that go crash and boom and kapow!
Discord:Oh! Me too! Me Too!
Emma Swan:Well,not anymore. You have to find calmer and autistic outlets for your creativity.
Spike:Calmer? Autistic? Don't you mean Boring and Lame?
Emma Swan:There's nothing lame than jamming outles on super rad musical instruments! (Spike and Discord imagine playing rockstar instruments) Like the flute! (Spike and Discord stop imagining) And violin!
Spike and Discord:Lame! (cut to kitchen)
Spyro:Cooking is a great hobby! (Spike and Discord decide to make a fruit and veggie smoothie,but goes haywire) Cleaning is a great hobby too. (cut to Spike and Discord knitting)
Spike:Knitting? We're not Grandmas! (cut to Erica teaching yoga with Spike and Discord) Yoga hurts! (cut to living room) I'm dying of boredom! Help!
Twilight:Good news,Spikey. After extensive research,we have found the perfect hobby for you. It's constructive,productive and super mellow.
Spike:Bulldozer Racing?
Eva:Poster Topiary.
Spike:Poster Topi-what?
Twilight:Poster Topiary. The ancient art of making shrubs into movie posters and shapes. It began in Ancient Rome, when you-
Spike:Yeah,yeah,yeah. Bushes aren't fun. I'm out of here.
Discord:Look,Spikathan. We get to be mellow with these! (shows trimmers)
Eva:Specially designed to trim poster hedges. And nothing else!
Spike:I'm in! (cut to the park)
Erica:Start with something peaceful for a poster hedge,Spikey,like Jerry Maguire or 12 Years a Slave.
Spike:Ok. Or how about... (makes a poster of Godzilla) A giant monster that is radioactive and has powers! Hey,I feel mellower already!
Discord:Ooh! My turn! (makes a poster of King Kong) Ta-da! (Spike and Discord make two more posters of Super 8 and Jurassic Park,respectively)
Spike:Not bad. But not excitie enough. We gotta make these bigger!
Discord:And scarier!
Erica:Bigger and Scarier,that sound very mellow to me.
Spike:Exactly! (cut to lab)
Eva:You need hydro hyper fertilizer?
Spike:What can I say? I'm totally mellow now! And that junk's the key to poster topiary!
Discord:Dearest Twilight,if our shrubs go dry,we'll have no choice but to return to our destructive ways.
Twilight:Fine. You can have some,but do not touch the cans of possibly illegal growth hormone right next to it.
Spike:Wouldn't think of it.
Discord:That would be unsafe! (Spike and Discord giggle and sneak,they get the fertilizer)
Spike:And give someone an unfair advantage in our non-existing poster topiary competition...
Discord:...It would be like cheating!
Spike:That's not the way we roll. (the cans of growth hormone are gone as they leave;cut to park,Spike and Discord grow the posters with the fertilizer) You gotta love instant results! Good thing neither of us took the possibly illegal growth hormone!
Discord:We're just better than that. (they get the growth hormone and pour it in the plants)
Erica:Do you have any idea what that stuff does?
Spike:Of course not. I love surprises!
Erica:It says here that this stuff brings life-giving nutrients to boring plants.
Spike:Sweet! (Spike and Discord look at the posters,but the hormone didn't work)
Discord:Oh,well. This kind of stuff never works anyway. (they toss it away,but hits the Lincoln poster, spraying water on it,they then hear a sound)
Spike:You didn't just make a kinda swampy monstery noise,didn't you? Just like that. (they see that the Godzilla poster comes to life and turns into Godzilla) Awesome! (they are toss into the air by Godzilla) Not awesome. (Discord gets hit too,the Alien,King Kong and the T-Rex attack,so Discord and Spike get a plan)
Spike:Since shrubs become to whatever shape is,How about we just cut them into boring junk to save the city?
Discord:Works for me. Shall we comince? (they start cutting Godzilla,the T-Rex,King Kong and the Alien into other posters)
Spike:It's topiary time!
Erica:Come on,Spikey! You can do this!
Spyro,Emma Swan,Twilight and Eva:What's going on?!
Spike:Don't forget! We gotta trim them into something beautiful and mellow!
Discord:RIGHT ON! (they trim and trim until they made posters)
Spike and Discord:So,how did we do?
Spyro,Emma Swan,Twilight and Eva:Beautiful!
Pat:And just like that,they beautified our park with Jerry Maguire,American Beauty,even Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs! World's delicious kind of poster! Look! Another Beautiful Poster! (Spike and Discord finish the poster My Dog Skip)
Spyro:My Dog Skip? Really?
Spike:It's perfect! I don't think anyone's been attacked by a toilet.
Discord:Well,funny story.
Emma Swan:At least Spikey finally put his destructive use into constructive use.
Spyro:Constructive Use? Who uses My Dog Skip? (they hear a sound and reveals to be Abraham Lincoln, who came to life as well)
Abraham Lincoln:Greetings! My name is Abraham Lincoln. Is there a place to wash my hands? (Spike and Discord have a shocked reaction)
The End