Conker vs Nikolai Belinski

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==Cast==
MCGamingFTW as Nikolai Belinski
Brandon Lorbes as Conker
== Lyrics ==
=== Nikolai: ===
Have a little vodka Conker, it's time we had this talk
I'm about to stab your legs and force you to walk
I'll run you over with a Tank with Dempsey driving the bitch
By the end of this, I'll bury you next to my wife in a ditch
It's another Bad Fur Day for you, stupid hungover squirrel
Just like Peter, I'll strangle you until you're purple
I made Stalin scared to death with one little stare
It's an apocalypse, this will take few seconds, no time to spare
=== Conker: ===
No need to talk shit old chap, not in the mood for your yappin'
If it's a fight you're looking for, then there's no need to bother askin'
Started coming out a bar, now I'm a king, end of discussion
One swing with my frying pan and you're left with a concussion
No need to cry over spilt milk, seriously, look at the Panther King
I'll leave you with a new red coat once you see the pain I bring
I came across many ladies in my life, slicing pussy like Takeo
This is quite an easy victory for me today, if I do say so
=== Nikolai: ===
Pathetic the Great Mighty Poo can have better rhymes than you
Since you're a squirrel, gobbling up nuts is what you like to do
Once Rareware shut down, you haven't had a game in a decade
You can keep shooting your teddy bears, zombies are what I slay
I fight for Mother Russia, going to war with pride of Vladmir Lenin
I'll stab you to death with your pitchfork friend, you'll be seeing Gregg again
Decapitate you like my foes, your head is what I'll carry
Let me take you down soldier, reunite you with Berri
=== Conker: ===
And now the real war begins, time to bust out the grenades
I bet them skeletons in your closet are the only way you get laid
Even a haystack has better strength than this booze-filled prick
You're a Big Big Guy are ya? I'll pop your balls with two bricks
I can even fight while drunk, I took down Fire Imps just by pissin'
I'm getting stacks of cash from good deeds, now fucking listen
I took down the Alien, performing Matrix tricks to take shits down
No need for a Quick Revive Belinski, I'm the one taking the crown
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gasrbspecials/conker-vs-nikolai-belinski-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-veterans-day-special
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf9yXzVXo2k
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Nikolai Belinski
Conker
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