Purusha

1.     I prepared to adorn myself with the
lotus flower.  I did this by picking the
lotus flower.  First, I walked to the
pond.  Second, I positioned the secateurs
below the lotus flower.  Third, I cut it
from the plant.  In this way, I prepared
to adorn myself with it by picking it.
2.    I prepared to like you.  I did this by offering my hand.  First, I lifted my hand.  Second, I held your hand.  Third, I lifted your hand.  In this way, I prepared to like you by offering
my hand.
3.     I prepared to like myself.  I did this by eating the coconut from it’s shell. 
First, I became a monastic. 
Second, I created the church’s
spiritual life with God.  Third, I
brought world peace to the masses.  In
this way, I prepared to like myself by eating the coconut from it’s shell.
4.    I prepared to love everyone.  I did this by cutting the banana.  First, I cut the banana off the tree.  Second, I cut it’s skin off. 
Third, I cut it in half.  In this
way, I prepared to love everyone by cutting the banana.
5.    I prepared to love you to
everyone.  I did this by writing the
manifesto about a lock.  First, I attended
a theological school.  Second, I used my
theological training to guide people. 
Third, I taught their friends as well.
6.    I prepared to love myself to
everything.  I did this by watering the
medicinal plant instead of relying on luck. 
First, I filled the watering cylinder with water.  Second, I positioned it over the plant’s leaves. 
Third, I watered it’s leaves.  In this way, I prepared to love myself to
everything by watering the medicinal plant instead of relying on luck.
7.    I prepared to say my
conclusion.  I did this by hitting the
drum.  First, I held the stick.  Second, I positioned it above the drum.  Third, I struck the drum with the stick.  In this way, I prepared to say my conclusion
by hitting the drum.
8.    I prepared to love you to me.  I did this by accepting a donation.  First, I placed the box in the hall.  Second, I pointed it out to the
meditator.  Third, the meditator placed
the donation in the box.  In this way, I
prepared to love you to me by accepting a donation.
9.     I prepared to love you to you.  I did this by writing a sacred text.  First, I wrote a line.  Second, I listened to my mother repeat it.  Third, I held my mother to her point.  In this way, I prepared to love you to you by
writing a sacred text.
10.   I prepared to love everyone to
you.  I did this by drinking the holy
water.  First, I blessed the water.  Second, I filled each cup with water.  Third, I drank the water in my cup.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to
you by drinking the holy water.
11.    I prepared to love everyone to
me.  I did this by jogging on the
pavement.  First, I placed running
clothes and shoes.  Second, I walked onto
the pavement.  Third, I ran on the pavement.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to
me by jogging on the pavement.
12.   I prepared to love everyone to you
too.  I did this by calculating how long
it took to eat the store of apples. 
First, I set the sand timer at 0. 
Second, I timed how long it took to eat the apple.  Third, I multiplied this time by the number
of apples.  In this way, I prepared to
love everyone to you too by calculating how long it took to eat the store of
apples.
13.    I prepared to love everyone to me
too.  I did this by eating the
guava.  First, I halved the guava.  Second, I scooped a spoonful of guava and ate
it.  Third, I repeated the second step
until I had finished eating the guava. 
In this way, I prepared to love everyone to me too by eating the guava.
14.   I prepared to love everyone to
everyone.  I did this by eating the pears
with everyone.  First, I cooked the
pears.  Second, I placed them into bowls.  Third, I ate my pear with everyone.  In this way, I prepared to love everyone to
everyone by eating the pears with everyone.
15.   I prepared to encourage
vegans.  I did this by loving
everyone to sausage eaters. 
First, I decided to love.  Second,
I loved everyone.  Third, I loved
everyone to sausage eaters.  In this way,
I prepared to encourage vegans by loving everyone to sausage eaters.
16.   I prepared to become the new God
(leader).  I did this by loving God (the
leader).  First, I found God (the
leader).  Second, I loved her.  Third, I followed her.  In this way, I prepared to become the new
leader by loving God (the leader).
17.   I prepared to remain in heaven
(bliss).  I did this by loving my partner.  First, I found my partner.  Second, I loved my partner.  Third, I held on to my partner.  In this way, I prepared to remain in heaven
(bliss) by loving my partner.
18.   I prepared to state that W.S. stood
for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term).  I did this by loving my family member.  First, I found Methuselah.  Second, I found him on high.  Third, I moved on.  In this way, I prepared to state that W.S.
stood for white (a movie key term) and sorry (a music key term) by loving my
family member.
19.    I prepared to think of the land of
the magpie.  I did this by drawing the
magpie.  First, I examined the
magpie.  Second, I drew her head.  Third, I drew her body.  In this way, I prepared to think of the land
of the magpie by drawing the magpie.
20.  I prepared to act on the day (in the
shoot).  I did this by acting on the
day.  First, I found the date and time of
the call.  Second, I found the place of
the call.  Third, I acted on the
day.  In this way, I prepared to act on
the day (in the shoot) by acting on the day.
21.   I prepared to eat the scone with the
Idiot.  I did this by stating that I am
purusha (universal man).  First, I liked
you.  Second, I liked the cosmos.  Third, I became a universal man.  In this way, I prepared to eat the scone with
the Idiot by stating that I am purusha (universal man).
22.   I prepared to like everything about
the other purushas.  I did this by liking
them.  First, I walked into the dormitory.  Second, I introduced myself to the three
purushas.  Third, I held a conversation
with them.  In this way, I prepared to
like everything about the other purushas by liking them.
23.   I prepared to go back to black.  I did this by being given a black lamb.  First, I went to market.  Second, I bought a black lamb.  Third, I cuddled it at home.  In this way, I prepared to go back to black
by being given a black lamb.
24.   I prepared to earn the degree.  I did this by earning the required As.  First, I asked Plato.  Second, I asked the Heads of State.  Third, I asked the religious leader (the
man).  In this way, I prepared to earn
the degree by earning the required As.
25.  I prepared to write the aphor
symbol, or section symbol.  I did this by
playing with the cricket.  First, I
played with the cricket.  Second I let
him hop out of my hand.  Second, I
noticed him with his friend.  In this
way, I prepared to write the aphor symbol, or section symbol by playing with
the cricket.
26.   I prepared to taste test the new
food.  I did this by licking the taste
tab.  First, I found the blueberry taste
tab.  Second, I held it to my
tongue.  Third, I licked it.  In this way, I prepared to taste test the new
food by licking the taste tab.
27.   I prepared to make the card gazebo.  I did this by inserting the tab.  First, I detached the card gazebo along the
perforated lines.  Second, I folded it
along the creases.  Third, I inserted the
tab.  In this way, I prepared to make the
card gazebo by inserting the tab.
28.   I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea.  I did this by placing my thesis online.  First, I breasoned out 50 As.  Second, I applied to an online journal.  Third, I placed my thesis online.  In this way, I prepared to synthesise Hegel’s idea with his main idea by placing my thesis
online.
29.   I prepared to fill my presentation
with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi.  I
did this by placing my presentation online. 
First, I wrote my presentation. 
Second, I placed it online. 
Third, I viewed it.  In this way, I
prepared to fill my presentation with the ideas of Heidegger and Laozi by
placing my presentation online.
30.   I prepared to breason out the gems.  I did this by writing the required number of
breasonings.  First, I breasoned out
quartz.  Second, I breasoned out ruby.  Third, I breasoned out lapis lazuli.  In this way, I prepared to breason out the
gems by writing the required number of breasonings.
31.    I prepared to examine my existence
with light.  I did this by writing that
the Lucian mantra should be repeated today. 
First, I lit up my mind.  Second,
I lit up my body.  Third, I lit up my
world.  In this way, I prepared to
examine inner light by writing that the Lucian mantra should be repeated today.
32.   I prepared to bring beings to
life.  I did this by practicing the Green
sutra.  First, I examined the void.  Second, I examined meditation.  Third, I examined pedagogy.  In this way, I prepared to bring beings to
life by practicing the Green sutra.