Opening/Stars, Not Birds

(We open on a black screen with some jazz music playing in the background)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Parodies Studios present....
(Then the title appears as the music concluded)
Who Framed the Warner Siblings
(After the title vanished, we then open on a title screen skit involving a cartoon, and then, an episode title)
Back in Style
(Then we cut into the cartoon itself)
Narrator: (Voice-over) "And now! For the first time since April 1962! The Warner Brothers guest starring in 'Hoo-Hoo Hooey!'"
(Then we see four toons, a male human and three animal-like kids, two males and one female. The first male toon animal-like kid is a (Insert Yakko Warner's character description). He is Yakko Warner. The last male toon animal-like kid is a (Insert Wakko Warner's character description). He is Wakko Warner, Yakko's little brother. The female toon animal-like kid is a (Insert Dot Warner's character description). She is Dot Warner, Yakko and Wakko's little sister. And the male toon human is a (Insert Thaddeus Plotz' character description). He is Thaddeus Plotz, the CEO of Warner Bros. Studio in the "Animaniacs" universe)
More to come soon....
(Then, a giant mallet pounds the Warner Siblings down, and then we zoom onto the mallet, before we zoom back as the mallet is lifted, revealing that the cartoon is actually a set that is being filmed. Upon the mallet being lifted away, the Warner Siblings sat up, dizzied with a bunch of toon bluebirds flying around their heads as Plotz watched this. Then, a man's voice is heard shouting)
Man: (Voice-over) CUT!!
(A bell rang)
Assistant Director: (Voice-director) All right! That’s it, cut!
(Then a man, the director named Raoul, approached the set in frustration)
Raoul: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
(He then slams his clipboard holding the episode's script on the ground hard and angrily)
Plotz: (Angrily) What the heck was wrong with that take?
Raoul: (To Plotz) Nothing with you, Mr. Plotz. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect. It’s just the Warner Siblings. They keep blowing their lines! (To the Warner Siblings) You three! (He grabs a toon bluebird nearby as the other toon bluebirds vanished and the Warner Siblings snapped out of their dizziness) What's this? 
Warner Siblings: A tweeting bird.
Raoul: (To the Warner Siblings, sarcastically) A tweeting bird? (He throws a toon bluebird to the floor, then angrily as the last toon bluebird vanished) Guys, read the script. Look what it says. It says "Warners gets clunked. Warners sees stars." Not birds, stars! (To the assistant director) Can we lose the playback, please?
Producer: Cut the playback!
Raoul: You three are killing me! Killing me.
Plotz: (To the Warner Siblings, stomping off angrily) For crying out loud, Warners! How many times do we have to do this stupid scene?! (To Raoul, leaving) Raoul! I'll be in my trailer, drinking a tequila!
Lady: (While Plotz passed her by rudely) Oooh!
Plotz: 'Scuse me, toots.
Raoul: (To himself) My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess! (To the film crew) Clean this set up! And get them out of there! Or seal them up in it! Lose the lights! And say lunch!
Assistant Director: LUNCH!!
Raoul: That's lunch. We're on a half.
(The Warner Siblings run off of the set and followed Raoul off set)
Dot: Please, Raoul!
Wakko: We can give you stars!
Yakko: Just drop the mallet on our heads one more time!
Raoul: Dot, boys, I've dropped that on your heads 23 times already!
Dot: We can take it, though!
Wakko: Don't worry about us!
Raoul: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the mallet!
Yakko: We can give you stars! (He then grabs a frying pan off a passing trolley) Look!
(Then each of them banged their heads with the frying pan)
Wakko: Look!
Dot: Look!
(Then they discarded the frying pan after banging one last time and then entered a trailer after Raoul)
Warner Siblings: (Voice-overs) Please, Raoul...!
'(Standing nearby, watching all of this as the Warner Siblings are heard begging Raoul, are a group of non-toon humans, four males and two females, and two male non-toon creatures. The first human male is a 23 year old man with short spiky blonde hair, aqua green eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved robe with a high collar, an indigo sleeveless shirt, black pants, black boots, a black cloth covering his left leg and arm, a new pauldron, two straps that are held in place by a badge representing Fenrir (A wolf that has come to be associated with him), and a pink ribbon around his left arm. He is Cloud Strife. The second male human is an 37 year old muscular man with black skin, short black hair in tiny tight braids, a thin black beard and mustache, dark brown eyes, and wearing an off white poofy ski vest, a sleeveless fishnet shirt, green pants, large brown boots with lighter brown laces, a single black glove on his left hand, a black and red striped wristband on his left wrist, and a transforming steel right hand that can transform into a large gun at will. He is Barret Wallace. The third male human is a 20 year old man with long shoulder length black hair, crimson eyes, and wearing a red bandana on his forehead, a black short-sleeved bodily jumpsuit underneath a red cloak, black and brown fingerless gloves, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his left arm, and brown knee-high leg boots with gold armor, and sometimes wields a silver pistol called the Quicksilver. He is Vincent Valentine. The last male human is a 34 year old man with short light brown hair that is styled into a slight mohawk, light blue eyes, and wearing a light blue T-shirt and dark green cargo pants, a brown bomber jacket tied around his waist, a silver dog tag around his neck, a white pilot's scarf that covers most of his shirt, a pair of brown aviator gloves, and a pair of brown aviator goggles with clear lenses on his forehead. He is Cid Highwind. The first female human is a 25 year old woman with long light brown hair, green eyes, and wearing a big red hair ribbon and a small hairband tying her hair in a braided ponytail, a black stringed choker, a red short-sleeved jacket over a pink sleeveless dress, gold bracelets on both her wrists, and brown boots, and sometimes wields a rod called the Guard Stick. She is Aerith Gainsborough, Cloud's wife. The last female human is an 18 year old girl with short black chin-length hair, dark brown eyes, and wearing a black headband, a black tanktop with a white Hawaiian flowered design underneath a sleeveless dark gray vest, light brown mini cargo shorts, black knee-high socks with two white lines at the top, olive green and cream colored knee-high converse shoes, a white wristband on her white wrist, and a black cloth that starts below her left elbow and covers her left hand, and a pink ribbon tied around her left shoulder. She is Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent's girlfriend. The first male creature is a male talking creature that is a mixture of a wolf and a lion with red orange fur, dark red fur ruffs on his upper back, the back of his neck, a dark red spiky mohawk, dark red fur strands tied in braids on each side of his head, a left ochre eye, an old scarred closed right eye, black tattoo patterned ringed markings on his upper legs, a black Roman number 13 tattoo on his left shoulder, a harmless red orange flame tip on his lion-like tail that gives him fire breath powers, and wearing two white and brown Native American-like feathers that are tied on his dark red fur on his head, a Mythril Clip on his head, two silver ringed earrings on his right pointy wolf-like ear, and beige silver wristbands on his ankles. He is Red XIII AKA Nanaki. And the last male creature is a small male robot-like cat with dark blue and white fur, closed chibi eyes, a Scottish brogue accent, and wearing a gold crown, a red cape, and white gloves, and sometimes wields a powerful blast-creating magic megaphone called the Yellow M-Phone. He is Cait Sith. While seeing this, Cloud just scoffed while the others were just quiet)
Cloud: (Scoffs) Toons.
Barret: Yeah, yeah, we know.
(Barret takes a bottle of whiskey from his holster, takes a swig from the bottle, then gives some to Cloud, who accepts and swigs a bit as well, and then Barret puts it back in his holster on his belt after Cloud returned it)
Yakko: (Voice-over, during Cloud's group's moment) ....Just give us another chance!
Wakko: (Voice-over, during Cloud's group's moment) Look! Watch, Raoul! Watch, Raoul!
Dot: (Voice-over, during Cloud's group's moment) Pleeeeeaaaaase, you gotta give us another chance!
Warner Siblings: (Voice-overs, during Cloud's group's moment) Come on, Raoul!
(Then Cloud's group left to go do their business)
Coming up: Cloud's group accept a deal from a cartoon maker tycoon involving a little scandal at the Ink and Paint Club, but first, they must go get a camera from their friends for their mission.
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