Discussion

REDACTED teleports to the golden gates of heaven
Azrael stands next to Gabriel
REDACTED: So, will the big man meet me?
Gabriel: No, but Metatron can talk to you, will that be satisfactory?
REDACTED: I guess?
REDACTED gets teleported to Metatron
Metatron: So, I heard you want the help of the heavens?
REDACTED: Yes, Geigus has popped into existance somehow
Metatron pulls out a book and skims it
Metatron: Ah yes, Geigus that guy isn't our problem, we could dispatch a couple angels but, that would be hard, as H e l l decided to attack just the other century
REDACTED: Can you just smite him? Ya now... the thing you do TO EVERY OTHER "MORTAL" THAT HAS EVER LIVED
Metatron: Yes, well we stop using that method because it was too cruel, so we gave that power to fate
REDACTED: I forgot something
Metatron: What did you forget?
REDACTED: I forgot... THAT HEAVEN IS JUST A COVER UP, YOU DONT HELP BECAUSE IT IS THE "RIGHT THING TO DO" YOU DO IT BECAUSE THE MORE FAITH YOU GUYS GET, THE MORE POWER AND INFLUENCE YOU GUYS GET, YOU GUYS JUST HELP YOURSELFS.
Metatron smiles nicely
Metatron: I... will "politely" ask you to leave heaven, Now.
REDACTED teleports out of heaven, cursing in Arcanatic
Azrael: Listen, I shouldn't be doing this, but I will help you with your fight
REDACTED: Thanks I... I appreciate it... BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESNT EVER ANSWER THERE PHONE
Azrael: Who are you talking to?
REDACTED: None IN PARTICULAR
Azrael: Ok...
Message from Ultra-Bot: "I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO! I can't always be taking down new opponents, I'm not crazy!"