GuyAlex

Long a member of the community, although a quiet onlooker until just recently. Has he played a pivotal role in the creation of the community? Has he helped with the show? Has he done anything of value? Probably not. But that doesn't change the fact that he is indeed here.
==Bio==
Living in the quiet state of Alaska in the middle of the woods at the base of a mountain range, in a tent in the summer and an igloo in the winter, guyAlex makes his living working at the best little coffee shop in the last frontier. Coffee, of course, being a staple in Alaska due to there never being a minute of sunlight in the winter all Alaskans guage the time of day only by the "OPEN" sign hanging in their local coffee house window. Sadly, Alaska's lack of sunlight makes guyAlex's other past time, his art, suffer. With no vital nutrients from the sun, he spends long hours indoors hoping that the warm glow of the computer screen will suffice. Poor bastard, little does he know, it won't.
Medic for the Mannered Mercs
==Quotes==
*"I'm sorry, packing penis?"
*"You don't know that, I might suck a mean dick."
*"It's not long, but it's brilliant. And some parts are longer than others."
*"time travel always makes cats come"
*"Because you're a slimy slippery little shit?"
*[Talking about penis colors] "They come in a variety!"
*"Don't you know anything about sexual deviancy?!"
*"Just slap a dick on there"
*"If someone steals my words they can suck my dick."
*"Uploading horse balls...now."
==Links==
http://steamcommunity.com/id/guyalex
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