Horthy Goes to Ohio

Horthy Goes to Ohio is the first episode of The Life and Times of Miklós Horthy.
== Transcript ==
*Opening Sequence*
*Shows a tower with a sign saying "SBFW"*
Zoltan: Hello
Ian: Hey
CrazySponge: Uh, why did i got invited to Zolan's Ass?
*Zoltan looks shocked*
Zoltan: Oh that, it was just an- *Hears a notification* Excuse me. 
*Zoltan runs to a little house with a sign saying "Zoltan's Ass"*
Aaaron: Oh
Zoltan: Oh
*Paige comes in*
Paige: Hello Friends
Zoltan: Oh no
Aaron: Why do you hate Paige so much
*10 seconds of silence*
Aaron: Do we dare invite the banana?
Zoltan: *Whispering in Aaron's ear* Are you having stupid?
Aaron: But- fine. But still, why do you dislike Call-
*Zoltan leaves and runs back to the SBFW tower*
Zoltan: Join my server!
*Silence*
Zoltan: I SAID JOIN!
*More silence*
Zoltan: Join already butts!
*Even more silence*
Zoltan: It has the best channels!
*Yet even more silence*
Zoltan: Join please! Someone? Anyone? You guys do really suck. Ok, What do you guys want?
*Silence*
Zoltan: Why does everyone hate me? I mean, i know why. But still!
Friday: I don't wanna join Zoltan's Ass, to be honest.
Zoltan: WHAT? IT'S THE BEST SERVER!
Friday: No thanks.
Zoltan: But-
Friday: Look dude, i just don't wanna get in your ass.
Zoltan: *Sigh* fine...
CrazySponge: o
Zoltan: JOIN!
CrazySponge: No
Zoltan: Aaah! *Walks back to the Zoltan's Ass house*
Zoltan: Since nobody is joining, who wants to be an admin?
Aaron: Yeah
Zoltan: Ok, *sticks a paper saying admin on top of him*
*MuterBot comes in*
Zoltan: Kool
*Cactus comes in*
Zoltan: Yes
Cactus: Yes >Do we dare invite the banana? He would probably try and Natrox the server.
Aaron: Exactly, and it would be funny to watch him fail at doing that.
Cactus: Am i allowed to post in music?
Paige: *In a Golf voice* I can make this server great again.
*Polar enters*
Polar: Thicc
Zoltan: Yes
Polar: Why is music NSFW? lol
Zoltan: *In a Golf voice* Because music is the enemy of the people!
Cactus: Please lord Zoltan could i post in music?
Zoltan: No.
Cactus: Bruh
Zoltan: Ok, you have it.
*CartoonGuy comes in*
Zoltan: Yes
CartoonGuy: Yoooooooooooooooooooo!
Polar: Yay i'm pink!
Cactus: *Shows a picture of Paige with a Hated sticker on her*
Zoltan: Yes.
Paige: *Shows a dancing Kirby gif*
Zoltan: Hollup
CartoonGuy: Wassup Diggity Dogs?
Zoltan: Wait a second! *Runs back to the SBFW tower.*
Ian: Bla bla...
Zoltan: JOIN!
Prim: Nah
Zoltan: Yah
Primitive: I don't wanna
CartoonGuy: Actually that server is clearly the best server ever. Trust me, i'm in it, and it's absolutely AMAZING! Zoltan did not pay me to say this.
Polar: If i say something like that will i get paid too?
Zoltan: Yes
Polar: The server is totally the best server in the world and you should totally join because you're missing out on all the cool action only found in Zoltan's Ass. Okay, how much am i getting?
Prim: I'm still not joining.
Zoltan: F u.
CartoonGuy: Zoltan's Ass is a fun place for fun people! It's filled with good shit and anyone can come in! Except Golf. JUMP RIGHT IN ZOLTAN'S ASS!
Prim: No. I'm not joining no matter what.
CartoonGuy: Well, you could get lost. Zoltan's Ass is very large.
Prim: I'm still not joining.
Ian: Holup
Aaron: There's an arcade in here.
Zoltan: Why no join me server? It great!
Överboard: Because we dont wanna be in your ass.
CartoonGuy: Come on, join Zoltan's Ass already! Anyone can come in it! It's as deep as it gets!
Paige: Indeed Zoltan's Ass is a very nice place. *Shows a picture of her being hated*
Överboard: Lol
Zoltan: Join already butts! There's a lot of great shit in there! You will also get paid! (and laid!)
*Silence*
Zoltan: Fine... *Runs back to Zoltan's Ass*
Zoltan: I'm back!
CartoonGuy: Make me admin and i'll pay you.
*Zoltan gives him a sticker with admin on it*
CartoonGuy: Thank you!
Cactus: Can i be hated?
Zoltan: No.
Cactus: Aw...
CartoonGuy: Mute Cactus!
MuterBot: Moderator or Above Only.
CartoonGuy: WHAT?!
Zoltan: Oh yeah, i forgot to add that.
*Runs to the server settings*
*Överboard comes in*
Över: The fuck you want?
CartoonGuy: Mute Överboard!
MuterBot: Ok, muted Överboard.
CartoonGuy: No profanity. Fucker. Unmute Överboard!
MuterBot: Ok, unmuted Överboard.
Överboard: F-
*CartoonGuy pushes every button untill Zoltan comes in*
Zoltan: Do not spam outside of #spam!
CartoonGuy: Oh. Sorry sir. won't happen again.
Zoltan: Ok
Aaron: Why does Paige have the Hated role.
Zoltan: Uh... EVERYONE DEADLINE!!!!!
Över: Shut up about the deadline!
Zoltan: No.
*Silence*
Zoltan: Ok, since i'm bored, let's invite... HIM...
Aaron: Might want to change Name first.
Zoltan: What should we change it to?
Paige: The Paige Fan Club!
Zoltan: Mute Paige!
MuterBot: Ok, mu-
Zoltan: Zoltan's Server!
Aaron: Kool.
*Zoltan runs out*
*Talking is coming from the other house*
*Zoltan comes back*
Zoltan: He said no.
Cactus: Awwww...
Aaron: Rip
Paige: Nooo
CartoonGuy: Wait, WHY WAS I DEMOTED?!
Zoltan: Idk.
CartoonGuy: *Makes an angry face*
Cactus: Oppresion.
Över: Wait, why did the server name change? I liked Zoltan's Ass.
CartoonGuy: I hacked the server. Jk Zoltan changed the name so "someone" wouldn’t complain about it had he joined.
Över: o
Zoltan: Be right back!
*Runs back to the SBFW tower*
Zoltan: JOIN! Please! This is my only job! I have a mouth to feed! Please! Join! *sigh* Fine... *Walks away*
CrazySponge: I don't think Nintendo would-
Zoltan: JOIN!
CrazySponge: No.
*Zoltan looks into the camera and facepalms as the episode fades out*
*Closing sequence*
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