HyperSsonic

YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF THE SOVIET ONION!!! - HyperSsonic 
And so I arrive by taking Dimentio's catchphrase just for the funk of it. I am the Master of Memes, the Writer of Death, I am HyperSsonic! Just wanted to say that I have copyrighted this and to say hi... ciao! - HyperSsonic after copyrighting TheGreatDimentio's catchphrase and changing it to fit him more.
HyperSsonic is a user on Fictional Fighters Wiki.
== Fanon Wiki Ideas ==
* HyperSsonic vs. Y3p owo
* Dreamy Luigi300986 VS HyperSsonic
== Possible Opponents ==
* Shrek
* Darth Vader
* TheGreatDimentio
* Kirbysakurai
* Giorno Giovanna
* MegaKirby
* AGOODPERSON75
* Cupendy
== Battle Record: ==
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== Powers and Skills ==
Super Speed: How fast does he become? Yes. Why? Because he is speed and concept of speed is irrelevant to him.
Composite Sonic: Has the powers of a Composite Sonic.
Reverse Card: Can reverse anything.
Skip Card: Can use this to skip an opponent's attack.
+4 Card: If used, whatever his next attack is will have a multiplier of 4 times how many of something he sees that has 4 (he sees 4 cars, 4 trees, 4 stars, ect.)
Boxing: Learned boxing from Matt from Wii Sports and can dodge practically any attack.
Flex Tape: Uses it to heal himself (OR TO SAW A BOAT IN HALF AND REPAIR IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE)
Rick Roll: Can bamboozle anyone (You know the rules, it's time to die)
Devilsknife: With it can cause so much chaos it will drive opponent to insanity
Gaster Blaster: Will cause people to pay for their sins
Telekinesis: Throws people around like rag dolls
(Isn't used anymore) Chaos Time: If this is activated, nothing matters to him anymore as he does whatever no matter the consequence.
Pepsi Man: Can make a infinite pepsi punch (which the mass is literally infinite)
Soviet Shrek: Can summon Soviet Shrek which can cause the following:
* He will now get powers of vodka and everyone in Soviet Onion and opponent since eveyone is equal
* and everyone in Soviet Onion
* and opponent since eveyone is equal
* Vodka: Once it is drunk, he will go on a rampage, destroying everything in a yes mile radius.
* However, if Soviet Shrek is currently in the battle, Hyper could possibly drink a chocolate milk so that he is stronger than foe. Speaking of which:
Chocolate Milk: If he gets to drink chocolate milk: R U N (even if it is no use, still try and run because what chocolatte milk to him is basically what The Grand Finale does to a Bowser main in Super Smash Bros. and you are kinda just needing to accept your fate.)
Minecraft Punch: Will send you to Minecraft
Pumped Up Kicks: If this song plays he just gains a revolver that says "Fuck you" to immortality and regneration, both in a hax way and in an actual sense. (Which kinds of immortality and regen? Yes.)
Gang-Plank Galleon: If plays he gets a belly made of brass, and can reflect any attack
Bibble and Cross: "That says the bibble." YOU QUESTION THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!? If he pulls out a bibble and cross, Jimmy will come down to yeetus deletus the other person.
The True Finale: Puts other random person into Undertale fighting box, and does Sans's finale and Jevil's finale chaos, while his left eye glows red (through the power of Communism) with all of his other attacks/abilities happening as well all at once (except for cancel of Shrek 5), while making a funny reference again to Sans via saying "GET DUNKED ON!"
Shrek 5: If opponent survives The True Finale then he can cancel production of Shrek 5, which will destory everything, and everyone, except for himself.
Shrek 5 powers: If he instead uses Shrek 5 for his powers, he is the true king (or god, or whatever you wanna call it) of everything, becoming the ruler of everything.
Soviet All Star: If Grandayy Soviet All Star song plays he is omnipresent.
(Next few are added after some fights so some fights could be different because of what is under this)
Can Copyright Strike someone if they have him lose.
Hanna Montana Anime: Can show the cursed unreleased Hanna Montana Anime causing anyone to see it (even being above time and space n shiz) will go insane
Robbie Rotten: When all hope is lost, Robbie will come down, play We Are Number One, and destory whatever Hyper says to destroy (It doesn't matter who you are, you're gonna die)
Za Waurdo/Chaos Control: Stops time. Depending on which one will determain what he does. Za Warudo is where he gets time to attack, and Chaos Control is where he takes time to heal and such. If he tries combining it and says "Zaos Warurol" it will cause a glitch in reality and can cause him to glitch, to where he can go above reality and such to a degree where he is able to stand on the plane above Ronald McDonald at his strongest for any amount of time up till 30 seconds. If he stays longer than that, he will slowly die and commit a Thanos snap victim (would take about an hour or so for him to die).
Nanomachines, son: Has nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma.
Diablo the Cheater: Will gain a keyboard and can change reality to whatever he wants. 99% of the time, he will turn reality into an interdimensional sex simulator (though, won't do it on camera, and yes, he knows when he is put into a fight), so if he is in a fight, he does the other 1% which is anything else that is considered reality warping.
4th wall awareness: Will manually pull himself out of whatever to maniually rewrite a thing he don't like.
Cool bug Fact's (Before he would use the Shrek 5 stuff. he will state any cool bug fact. If it is truly near the end. Before he will use the Shrek 5 attacks. He will tell the opponent: "One day you will have to answer for your actions, and God, may not be so... merciful."
An Enigmatic Encounter: If he is killed, he will come back, through the power of Communism as An Enigmatic Encounter will start playing as he just stands there while he slowly starts to heal the attacks that had been done to him. At 0:46 of the song, he attacks without thought, he continues to attack as his attack and defense has rose to an unknown amount and he just attacks without saying anything. Eventually, it'll take a very long time, but will get tired as wounds appear again, and is weaker. But can't die no matter what if he is in living room. However, he has yet to have to use this.
Master of Puppets: Can summon strings that can control a foe's movements to where he can do as he pleases.
My death was greatly exaggerated: Can fake his death for however long he likes and even can wait years to attack someone to continue the fight.
If someone doesn't like the Soviet Onion, he will go after that person.
The Giant Enemy Spider: Can summon T.G.E.S that will listen to everything he says.
Meme Review: If shown a meme or told a pun, he will clap two times and review the meme/pun on a scale of 1-10. 
* A 0 means your meme has just resulted in death. (A Minion, Baby Shark, or Dream meme, more but too lazy to state)
* A 1 means he attacks at full power. 
* A 2 means he attacks at almost full power.
* A 3 means he attacks at 3/4ths full power.
* A 4 means he attacks at at almost half power.
* A 5 means he attacks at half power.
* A 6 means he attacks at a little less than half power.
* A 7 means he attacks at 1/4th full power.
* A 8 means he attacks at almost no power.
* A 9 means he simply does a small slap.
* A 10 means he doesn't attack and saves the meme to his archive as he gains respect for ya. (Undertale, Shrek, WWE/AEW, Soviet Union/Onion memes, more but too lazy to state)
Botario: Can summon Botario to his aid as sort of like a Stand but physical and will command Botario, and Botaro will listen. (Also, Botario can just become a giant fookin' mech for reasons beyond your understanding that Hyper can drive.)
Metal Gear: Can do the following:
*Explain the lore of Metal Gear that will cause people to have a mental breakdown breakdown. That's always fun.
*Use MG save files to return to beginning of fight and know what is to happen.
*Use Murasama/HF blade where dura neg it has goes brrrrrr.
*Infinite ammo bandana where if he wears, any item he has is infinite in supply.
WWE: Can do the following:
*Yes.
== Feats ==
Beat Thanos by using a reverse card (and now has Infinity Gauntlet)
Can beat Chuck Norris but only barely
Told Jevil about something he couldn't do
Answered the third question of Baldi's 
Hit Sans in one go
Was able to go to the void and talked to Gaster and many other Void characters (Sonic.EXE, and others too lazy to name)
Survived a omniversal nuke (because he drinks his chocolate milk)
Permakilled SCP-682 through the explaining of Metal Gear lore. (While he himself didn't explain it, he does have the voice recording of Hideo Kojima that was used to kill 682 on hand.)
== Weaknesses ==
Is kinda lazy
Gets chocolate milk drunk after 5 cartons (possibly can sometimes survive till 7-8 before getting drunk if will power is strong enough or if facing against giant threat.
Only has 69,420 Reverse Cards while not wearing infinite bandana.
Couldn't beat Robbie Rotten (but that was out of mutual respect)
If he sees a meme he doesn't like, he'll want to destroy it
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