Tower Defense Simulator but its Wings of Fire

yeah i'll work on this later lol
this is mature content bc it has guns in it
and i spelled everything wrong
google TDS wiki if u want to understand this
also this story was inspired by Ocean Curse's fanfic, Ok, I’m dead if tsunami calls me right now. and Sarahyasmine's The Eyes of Prophecy and the 2021 edition now READ THEM OR YOU WILL NEVER GET WAR MACHINE
Decided to edit this one last time before I go on hiatus.
== Cobalt loses to Void Reaver on wave 50 and rages ==
One day Cobalt was on his laptop playing tower defense simulator because he had all da towers. On da wrecked battlefield map he had placed 6 max ppl with miniguns, 10 max ppl with railguns, 5 max turret thingys, and only 4 airplanes because there is a tower limit of 25 in tri-op. He was jammin to the ghost dj one of his team mateys placed and then vindicators spawned and commited stun abuse. Den void reaver spawned and commited even more stun abuse. den ghost commanders started screaming and all the souls died. then void reaver yeet his sword at base and helth went down by atee. void reaver screamed then went sanic mode. he killed all the railgun tonks and killed everyone. Cobalt raged and trew his laptop across da room.
== He accidently powerd up a magic thing and everyone turned in to tower defense simulator towers ==
cobalts friends came to his house and den they had party. he threw his laptop again but he hit a magic ting. it zapped everyone and then they gone. cobalt become unconcsicousuousus. den cobalt woke up and he realized he standin on graveyard map from tower defense simulator. he woke up and then he herd clay ask dis exakt question.
"why do i have a gun"
cobalt saw that he hold gun too. he was accelerator noe. clay was a dum lowly scout. glory was low dps sniper. sunny became absoluet trash paintballer. tsunami became exploding thing demoman demowing. starflight got gun and became soldier. Winter become FREZER BC FREZER IS COOL!!! qibli has a plen now and he fly aroud in cirkls bc he doesnt need wings. turtle is medic so now he can heal base hp so there is no stun abuse. peril became pyromancer thing bc fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeescalesssssssssssssssssssssss. and den moon became militant so now she can scream and increase everyones damage apperentli. sundew should have been militant but instead she became shotgunner bc wow. and apperentli cricket now drives a truck. same with kinkajou, coral, morrowseer, and wasp. den wasp and morrowseer got run over by circuits so reed and anemone took ovr for dem. snowfall got an rpg an iz now an rocketeer. blue haz tazer and iz now electro shocker thing. now de best character of all time, fathom, stand on a stool an iz now commander. indigo suddenly got a guitar yeeted at her and az now da dj booth. and den clearsight have minigun and is now minigunner. and darkstalker now haz railgun and is now rangeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw. oh and i forgot luna now drives a mechaniseded walker thing. farm exists as farm because turret exists as turret and sentry exists as sentry.
=== even more characters become towers ===
i'm running out of canon characters dangit. now i have to use my ocs. katydid now have rifle that isn't starflight's and is hunter. jambu sudenly got luger yeet ed in face and guess what he crook boss now. da turret is just da turret because da turret is legendary and nobody will replace da turret. willow got mortar ting and gues wat she mortar now very pog. and now swordtail sit in helicopter like qibli sit in plane and he now pursuit. he follow da zombes in cirkles and kill em. sword got yeeted in artbringer's face and she is now a gladiator. very pogger. deathwatcher got lazer guns and he noe a commando. and enderclaws got revolver and screamed "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and is now cowboy. liek duh. fallenwings haz knive and guess what he a slasher. jkehfkjhwejkfhwegfuwesgfuywje. pog. soulkeeper suddenly hold freeze ray that isnt winter's and is frost blaster. and apparently my sona, arctic, has a beehive and is now swarmer. and heatwave, the new character im making soon, got a bow and is archer now. sentry exists as sentry like turret exists as turret. and uh mightyclaws is given a ton of mecha stuff and is war machine because HE IS THE BESTEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, LIKE DUDE HOW DO U NOT LIEK HIM.
== quick note ==
before we begin the stupidest story of all time, note that every zombie's name is wrong except the final boss names, (i.e) slow becomes tough boii, grave digger stays grave digger)
== beginner mode ==
ok so fathom started screaming about how 4 FREAKING NORMAL ZOMBIES APPEARED ON DA FREAKIN PATH. clay used his stupid pistol and killed 2 of dem and the other 2 ran away and cricket killed them with a truck.
wav 1 cleared
bonus: uh $50 per player
and den 7 more normals normies appeared on the path. cricket ran over 3 and then the truck crashed into da wall. clay killed 2, glory killed 2. wow the sniper actually did something.
wav 2 cleared
bonus: uh $100 per player
and den fathom screamed about the 4 speedy bois that magically appeared. they ran past clay's trash pistol and glory's epic sniper. but as they ran passed indigo she played C418 - Alpha on her dj booth and da speedy bois died of sadness.
wav 3 cleared
bonus: uh $150 per player
and then sudeenly clearsight appears out of nowhere and sees 4 normies and 3 speedy bois running on da path. so she fire her minigun and 1 speedy boi and da 4 normies went dead. cricket couldnt run over da speedy boi cause her truck crashed in lego city. so kinkajou killed speedy boi with another truck lol. very funny truck army.
wav 4 cleared
bonus: uh $200 per player
den fathom screamed super loudly about 6 tough boiis appearing. kinkajou and coral ran over all of dem but their trucks crashed. wow. shortest wave ever.
wav 5 cleared
bonus: uh $250 per player
so we have 8 tough boiis, 4 speedy bois, and 4 normies. so darkstalker used his railgun and killed 10 tough boiis even though there were only 8. HACKER! HACKER!! HACKER!!! DARKSTALKER IS HACKING!!!! BAN HIM!!!!! but anyway cobalt charge his dum lazer gun but it takes forever to charge and only killed 2 normies. however turret sentry existed and killed the normies and speedy bois.
wav 6 cleared
bonus: uh $300 per player
now fathom is screaming about big zombe taking big boi steps and the fact that he a boss. and now big normie boi haz appeared. and also 3 more normies appeared along with big normie boi. and so sunny uzed trazh paintballer gun and only didz 1 damag bc paintballber is trazh. and den qibli used ace pilot plen and swordtail use heli copter thing and delt 100 dmg to big normie boi. den reed and anemone did 50 damag by crashing their trucks. and den clearsight used minigun and delt da last 9 damag and big normie boi commited ded.
wav 7 cleared
bonus: uh $350 per player
and den ANOTHER BIG NORMIE BOI appeared. along with 4 tough boiis and 4 normies. also cricket truck is back but this time it has spiky stuff on da front. and so it killed all the normies and tough boiis then crashed again. and den darkstalker did 200 damag to boss and killed him even do itz only hav 160 helth. HACKER! HACKER!! HACKER!!! DARKSTALKER IS HACKING!!!! BAN HIM!!!!! ZOMG!!!!!!! MEGA HAX0R!!!!!!! BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM NOW!!!!!!!! HE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FOR 28318389428 YEARS!!!!!!!!!! anyway atleast fathom is done screaming for now.
wav 8 cleared
bonus: uh $400 per player
welp SIKE I LIED. now fathom is screaming about 8 not ninja bois runnin acroz da path. but lukilty cobalt had hidn detektion. he fired lazer *slightly faster than the 4 seconds last time he fired it* and killed 6 not ninja bois. the other 2 ded to reed truck.
wav 9 cleared
bonus: uh $450 per player
and now everyone scared bc there 2 big normie bois and 5 tough boiis. and so tsunami yeeted a bomb at de tough boiis and they all exploded. and now dat starflight is lvl 2 soldier he is *no longer blind. restrictions may apply.* and so he didz 50 dmg to 1 of de big normie bois. but then darkstalker the railgunner literal hacker did 2 million damage to da fist big normie boi instead of his actaul 110 remang so OF COURSE HE IS HACKER!!! HACKER! HACKER!! HACKER!!! DARKSTALKER IS HACKING!!!! BAN HIM!!!!! dat meme needs to stop am i right? and so mightyclaws immediatly kill other big normie boi with his epic war machine stuff. MIGHTYCLAWS IS THE BEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME. OF COURSE HE IS. HE HAS PERMS TO USE WAR MACHINE UNLIKE ME. NOW LIKE HIM OR I WILL SUE YOU.
wav 10 cleared
bonus: uh $500 per player
and then fathom was screaming for the first tim in totally not 2 waves. becuz there very confusing bois. 8 f dem to be exakt. and den blue use de actaual tazer thing and den he electarocut all de very confusing bois. and they all turend into big normie bois CUZ THEYRE SUPER LUCKI. WOW. UR SO LUCKI THAT 8 BIG NORMIE BOIS SPAWNED FROM DE VERY CONFUSING BOIS. WOW. but anyway cricket, coral, kinkajou, anenome, and reed, al got gun and spik on der truks and de killed 4 of de 8 big normie bois. and den they all crashed. so then deathwatcher used his death lazer guns of death and killed 2 big normie bois bc commando op and i missed out on the area 51 event last year so guess what no commando for me. and so moon screamed and increases everyones damages and did nothing. but then enderclaws gave them both christmas presents. dey open dem and they were both mega supr ultra LAPOTOPS. THEY WERE SO HAPPY DAT DEY EXPLODED INTO GLITTER AN RAINBOWS AN STARS AN CAKE AN CONFETTI AN A BUNCH OF OTHER RANDOM FUN STUFFZ. i need to stop using caps.
wav 11 cleared
bonus: uh $550 per player
and so 4 more very confusing bois appeared along with 6 tough boiis. and so guess what: THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUH FOR DA BOTH OF US M8!!! so enderclaws shoot all de tough boiis and they died and they very confusing bois turned into not ninja bois and so mightyclaws killed them. ez dubs.
wav 12 cleared
bonus: uh $600 per player
no fathom is screamin even more now bc there are so many zombies comin. including 2 tough boiis, 2 speedy bois, 2 not ninja bois, 5 very confusing bois, 1 big normie boi, and 1 MAGICAIAN BOI. WOW. and so clays dum dual pistolols killed dem speedy bois. winter used freezer thing and den de tough boiis couldnt move bc ice. and so snowfall blow dem up with de dum rpg. and den next de not ninja bois which katydid tht hunter ground sniper killed with her rifle ground sniper rifle. AND NOW THE BIG NORMIE BOI IS ON DA LOOSE and den fallenwings killed it with his knifes. and now de magicaian boi. it summoned ten bajillion tough boiis and willow used a bomb and bluw dem all up. and den magicaian boi started summoning normies but den artbringer killed them all. and magicaian boi was about to summon again but then soulkeeper killed it.
wav 13 cleared
bonus: uh $650 per player
and guess what fathom is screaming again. dis time der 6 grey bois. tehy have way to much helth. and so arctic uses beehive things and then the grey bois start cringing. howevr it only delt 20 dmg to each grey boi. and den sunny use trash paintballer ting and did absolutely nothing. and den cobalt used his rate-of-fire bugged lazer gun and killed 2 grey bois. and then clay evolved into golden scout. he killed one of dem grey bois. and den heatwave killed another grey boi with his bow and errow. and now cricket drive tank and blew up de remaining 2 grey bois. and i went to go play fall guys after writing this chapter wave and everyone was using the MrBeast costume.
wav 14 cleared
bonus: uh $700 per player
and den there were tree very confusing bois along with tree grey bois, ate tough boiis, 4 not ninja bois, and 2 big normie bois. and guess what clearsight used dual weild miniguns and killed all de grey bois. and darkstalker killed both of dem big normie bois with one shot, WHICH IS LITERALLY HACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW HAS NO ADMIN SEEN DARKSTALKER HACKING YET??????????????????? I NEED TO REPORT HIM NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i legit need to stop this. and now cricket tank killed all de tough boiis and all the not ninja bois and de very confusing bois.
wav 15 cleared
bonus: uh $750 per player (wow you decided to read halfway through beginners mode i'm surprised)
and now RED ALERT!!! YOU WONT BELIEVE IT! FATHOM IS SCREAMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HOW!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ok so now there are 8 tough boiis which artbringer shredded. and then 4 not ninja bois appeared which kinkajou ran over because artbringer couldnt see em. and den 6 very confusing bois appeared which she also killed. now der 2 big normie bois dat DIED. and now there is the true thing that fathom is screamin about. the BIG TOUGH BOII. HOW. HOW DOES DIS EXIST. I MEAN IT COULD EXIST BECAUSE BIG NORMIE BOI EXISTS BUT WHY. artbringer only delt 300 damage to it out of its 1600. o wel. but den... WHAT? STARFLIGHT DA SOLDIER IS EVOLVING! STARFLIGHT DA SOLDIER HAS EVOLVED INTO STARFLIGHT DA G O L D E N S O L D I E R ! he also did 300 dmg. very cool. and now sundew used shotgunner spam and did 500 damageererfege. i cant spell. yes this haz forth wall breaks in it i fourgot to menton. but aniwai. the most random thing ever is coming. SWORDTAIL BROKE FRE OF DA OTHERMINDS CONTROL AND DROVE HES HELICOPETER INTO DA BIG TOUGH BOI AND SCREAMED "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" (yes its a henry stickmin reference) and killed da big tough boi. very pog.
wav 16 cleared
bonus: uh $800 per player
and now for once fathom is screaming twice in a row because apparently der are 5 grey bois. didnt he scream about dem earlier? BUT WIAT THERES A BIG NOT NINJA BOI? WHY DID A BOSS SPAWN TWICE IN A ROW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! but anywai enderclaws has evolved into golden cowboy and used rifle and reduzed boss to half helt so -225 helth. and so cricket ran over it den her tank blew up. glory killed dem grey bois with a FREKIN 360 NO SCOPE. 
wav 17 cleared
bonus: uh $850 per player
AND NOW THERE ARE 12 GREY BOIS, 2 TOUGH BOIIS, AND 2 MAGICAIAN BOIS. HOW DO YOU BEAT THIS WAVE. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLANE 2 ME HOW YOU BET THIS. PLES. I TELL YOU A SECRET IF YOU DO. u wil? ok. de sectret is dat war machine is comin to public so mightyclaws wont be cool anymore. but anyway he killed all de zombies so whatever.
wav 18 cleared
bonus: uh $900 per player (you'll need it lol)
AND NOW FATHOM IS SCREMIN. der r now ate very quick bois. dey naruto run past everyone but gues wat? peril has evolvd into golden platinum pyromancer and slowd down dem very quick bois. so clearsight is now golden platinum minigunner and killed 2 quick bois. wow. so reed tank run over da remaining very quick bois and now da wave over.
wav 19 cleared
bonus: uh $950 per player
== molten mode ==
soon
== golden mode ==
soon or not so soon
== ducky time (spring 2020) ==
soon
== fallen mode ==
soon
== the most sinister of lords (halloween 2020) ==
soon
== robot jack (halloween 2019) ==
soon
== no presents for u (christmas 2019) ==
soon
== nuclear golden mode ==
soon
== nuclear fallen mode ==
soon
== hidden wave ==
soon
== hardcore (final chapter) ==
soon
=== wave 45 comes and music changes to this ===
soon but atleast you can see the music rn
=== final wave and then music changes to this ===
i said soon ppl
== ok so the story is over u can go home ==
k bye but im not finished with fanfic
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