Princess Peach vs Amy Rose

centre|thumb|480x480pxPrincess Peach vs Amy Rose is the 55th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features the hedgehog, Amy Rose rapping against the princess of the mushroom kingdom, Princess Peach. It was released on January 1st, 2021.
== Cast ==
Chi-chi as Amy Rose
DoReMi-SoM as Princess Peach
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Amy Rose is in red, and Princess Peach is in pink)
=== Amy Rose ===
Surprised you even made it so this shouldn’t be tough 
When you got Bowser and Nintendo always locking you up 
You went 25 years without a playable game 
If I’m the animal here, then why are you in a cage 
With the Sonic CD, I make the stereo hype 
While sleeping beauty here is just a stereotype 
A ditsy little princess fightin’ dressed up like a kitten (Meow) 
Even all the weapons that you got belong inside thе kitchen 
The pain of my lines gonna aid with your rhymеs 
Since you only rap fast when I’m making you cry 
Kissin’ on the cheek is your extent of romance? 
The only one who’s gettin’ action is that Toad in your pants 
You’ll be kidnapped again before this battle will end 
So write your lyrics on a letter and just mail ‘em in 
Once upon a time, you were the leading lady 
‘Till they made a better princess, now you’re pushing up daisies 
=== Princess Peach ===
The odds of you distressin’ this dame? ... 
The same amount as all of your games, none. 
Freeze and you’ll be out of the frame 
Cause when I see a rose, then I start spittin' flames 
Talk about relationships, I don’t wanna hear it 
At least my hero doesn’t always keep disappearin’ 
You try to get with Sonic but you’ll never get near him 
So when it comes to smashin’, girl, you only got spirit 
Oh, you’ll never be in his heart 
That is just your fanfic, you should stick to Devaintart 
This sickly little hog is just a chronic liar 
You’re not his girlfriend, you’re a Sonic Rider 
Stepping up to me before you’re even a teen? 
Then you and Jubilee are gonna leave getting creamed 
You look into the future so it shouldn’t be hard to see 
That winning in this battle is just not in your cards 
=== Amy Rose ===
I’ll rain on your reign so let’s see how you do 
With your parasol when I bring down my typhoon 
I crap on this toadstool when I’m smashin’ lines 
So just stop...Hammer Time! 
You scream when you’re tied up, why don’t you admit that 
You aren’t in danger, you like gettin’ kidnapped 
So travel your worlds and search through every castle 
But sorry your win is in another battle 
=== Princess Peach ===
I float on these lines, so you know that I’ll win this 
Now let me get down to some personal business 
I could steal your man because from what I’ve witnessed 
your Sonic likes kissin’ on a human princess 
I’ll dethorn this rose and plant her in my garden 
Cause Sonic’s love blooms more when he’s with James Marsden 
I’m ruler of stars and you’ll fall at my whim 
Oh, did I win? 
== Trivia ==
*This is the second battle to feature Princess Peach and Amy Rose, after Super Mario vs Sonic the Hedgehog.
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