The Rules of the Kingdom

"The Rules of the Kingdom" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode, "The Blanket Fort". When Baby Piggy pretends to be the queen of the Blanket Fort, she explains the rules of the kingdom.
==Lyrics==
Piggy: There is no yelling, no racing, no breaking things,
There shall be no making of a mess.
Summer: Uh, Piggy?
Piggy: No licking the walls, no basketballs,
Clothing must be permanently pressed.
No sniffling, no sneezing, no bickering,
My kingdom shall stay tidy and clean...
Summer: But...
Piggy: No croissants or baguettes, and before I forget,
There is no saying "no" to the queen!
Summer: Uh, Queen Piggy? This doesn't sound like much fun.
Piggy: Silence! The queen is speaking.
Yes, I'm sorry, but it's true, to the dungeon with you!
If you dare say "no" to the queen!
Category:Disney Jr. songs
Category:Muppet Babies songs