SquidClone (Episode)

SquidClone
Written By: Purple133
Written For: Spin Off Kings Episode 1
== Transcript ==
Synopsis: Sandy accidentally makes a happy version of Squidward. The "SquidClone" befriends SpongeBob much to Squidward's annoyance.
[Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick sitting on SpongeBob’s couch]
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you ever wanted Squidward to be happier and our friend?
Patrick: Yeah. For some reason he yelled at me when I slept on his couch last night. Weird am I right?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
[Camera pans to Squidward’s house]
Squidward: You know, I really want hair! I think I’ll go to Sandy’s house to get some hair growing formula.
[Squidward walks to Sandy’s tree dome]
Squidward: Hey Sandy, can you give me some hair growing formula?
Sandy: Sure, I just have to screw this bolt into my clone machine.
Squidward: Okay fine, I’ll wait.
[Sandy puts the bolt in and Squidward walks over to the bench to wait]
Squidward: Over here?
Sandy: NO! It’s in direct line of the clone machine!
Squidward: What?
[The clone machine suddenly turns on and shoots a blast at Squidward]
Squidward: What just happ-
[Squidward turns and sees his clone]
Squidward: Wait, you’re me!
Squidward Clone: Yeah I guess!
Sandy: So now we have two grouches.
Squidward Clone: Ya know, let’s call me SquidClone.
Squidward: Wow, that makes sense.
SquidClone: Yeah, it does.
Sandy: So what do we do now?
SquidClone: Play sports?
Squidward: Watch public television?
Sandy: It’s becoming more and more apparent that you two aren’t alike. Squidward what are your thoughts on SpongeBob?
Squidward: He’s an annoying jellyfishing, bubble blowing nuisance. 
SquidClone: Did you say bubble blowing?! I want to meet him!
Squidward: Fine. I guess I’ll introduce you.
[Squidward brings SquidClone back to his house]
Squidward: SpongeBob is right there.
SquidClone: I’ll go introduce myself!
Squidward: Please don’t.
[SquidClone goes to SpongeBob’s house and knocks on the door]
SpongeBob: Squidward?
SquidClone: No, SquidClone. I’m a happy version of your grumpy neighbor.
SpongeBob: Okay! Want to play Fortnite on my PS4?
SquidClone: Sure! What’s that?
SpongeBob: Here, I’ll teach you.
[Episode Ends]
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