SUTMB Chapter 3: Sadly Ever After

== Steven Universe: The Movie - Bloopers Edition! ==
by Peridot and Lapis Lazuli's Blooper Tablet. - Press Z to Start.
=== Chapter 3: Sadly Ever After ===
NOTE: In Chapter 3, there are various COVID-19 references to this story. Remember to stay safe! ;) ALSO THIS CHAPTER MAY CONTAIN SOME VIOLENCE, AWKWARDNESS AND MESSED UP SCENES AHEAD!
Steven: Here we are in the future, here we are in the future and it's wrong.
=== Welcome to Earth! ===
Steven promptly activates the warp pad and begins beaming through space. Steven eventually arrive back on Earth, warping into a glass dome at the back of the beach house. Connie, who is also a little older, is seen sitting on the floor reading a magazine, as Steven arrives on the warp pad inside.
=== Take 1 ===
Director: ...and, ACTION!
Connie: Steven! What took so short?
Steven: Uhhh... I dunno?
Director: CUT! It's long, not short!
=== Take 2 ===
Connie: Steven! What took so long?
Steven: *sighs* The Diamonds. They really want me to move in.
Connie: Why?
Steven: It's because they wanted to throw sponges at me, 101.
Director: CUT! Steven, that was the wrong line!
=== Take 3 ===
Steven: Because they want to smother me with attention 24/7.
Connie: (giggles) Sounds fun.
Steven: No, it doesn't.
Connie: Well, I'm glad I got to see you...(bursts into laughter)
Director: CUT!
=== Take 4 ===
Connie: Well, I'm glad I got to see you before heading out.
Steven: You're really going through with it?
The pair exits the conservatory and begin descending the stairs to the balcony outside Steven's Room.
Connie: Of course. I've always wanted to go to Lazer Zap.
Steven: Wait, what is Lazer Zap?
Director: Why me?
Connie: Lazer Zap is a laser tag arena where people have to shoot the laser armour or gun in order to achieve score points. It's only just a game, don't get too excited!
Steven (excited): I'M GETTING EXCITED!
Connie: But it was unfortunately closed due to COVID-19.
Steven: What? In Steven-Land, it would be a; (SCREAMS) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The camera zooms into Steven's mouth as the scene fades to black.
Director: (sighs) Just cut already.
=== Take 5 ===
Connie: Of course. I've always wanted to go to space camp.
Steven: But you've literally been to space multiple times. And you've done way cooler stuff than just camp there.
Connie: My parents are doing what they can to support my interests. It's sweet. *enters the room and picks up her duffel bag* Plus, I get all the chocolate milkshakes I can eat.
Steven: But Sadie Killer and the Suspects are cancelled due to COVID-19! Isn't a rock show a little better than laser tag?
Director: CUT! Steven, that's the wrong line! Why did you keep saying COVID-19?, COVID-19?!
Steven: It's because on March 2020, they announce that various films, concerts, sports, animes and other exciting stuffs are delayed/cancelled due to COVID-19. That's why, we have to stay at home because of the lockdown.
Connie: Which means, I couldn't fuse with you anymore?
Steven: Yes. Social distancing, remember?
Connie: But, that's not (SCREAMS) FAIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
The camera zooms into Connie's mouth as the scene fades to black.
=== Take 6 ===
==== WARNING: GROSSNESS AHEAD ====
Steven: But Sadie Killer and the Suspects are playing tonight. Isn't a rock show a little better than space camp?
Connie: It's maybe equal to space camp.
Steven chuckles as Connie pulls out her vibrating phone from her pocket.
Connie: That's my mom. I should get going.
Connie and Steven embrace each other again. Connie briefly turns away, blushing with her arms crossed, before giving Steven a quick spit on the cheek, causing him to act disgusted rather then blushing.
Connie: Okay, bye!
Director: CUT! Connie, you suppose to kiss not spit on Steven!
Connie: Oh, shut up! [Connie drinks the water and spits out on the director causing him wet]
Director: Yyyyyyyuckkk!!!
NOTE: Some lines may skip because, I couldn't remember.
=== Steven sings Happily Ever After, here we are! ===
=== Steven Part ===
Steven: Here we are in the future, Here we are in the future and it's bright! Nothing to fear, No one to fight, I can't believe we've come so far, Steven Universe Future, here we are!
He gazes up at the bright sky happily and runs into his room. He looks at a photo frame of the Crystal Gems and floats onto his bed, lying in it. He then sits up and sings down his hardship. At the moment, Peridot arrives as sings:
Peridot: STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE!
Director: CUT! Peridot, you don't appear in this song later! How many times do I have to tell you? Steven Universe Future is after the movie!
Peridot: You shut up! [wallops the director]
=== Steven Once Upon A Time Part ===
Steven: Once upon a time, I thought I'd always be in my father's shadow, Answering for his crimes, I thought I'd always be in an stupid huddle, Till I began to tone, The power on my horse, neiiiiiiiighhhhhh!!!
As Steven sings, instead of scenes showing the past events, it shows the future events are shown of him facing off various former foes, such as Jasper, Cactus Steven, Pink White Diamond, Bluebird Azurite, Mean Lapis, Nice Lapis and a Giant Pink Kaiju Steven Monster. Through these trials, Steven transforms into a horse.
Director: CUT! Steven, you must fix the lyrics including the events too!
=== Steven After Part ===
Steven: That I could feel growing weaker every day! And now I've hated the world, Not just that- the whole universe's NOT saved, We did it! Here we are in the past!
Steven rolls down the stairs in his bubble shield before exiting the house. He pets Cat Steven on the porch and runs out onto the beach, where Pearl and Greg are both crying at the corner of the van. Lion was still sleeping.
Director: CUT! What the heck was that?
Pearl (crying): I don't think we couldn't perform because of the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic!
Greg (crying): You shouldn't say anything!
Pearl (crying): Excuse me, c-o-v-i-d-1-9, spelled: COVID-19.
Greg (crying): You're the manager!
Director: Oh brother!
=== Pearl Once Upon A Time Part ===
Pearl: Once upon a time, I only lived to be of Blue Diamond's service, Till the year the two of us snuck down to be on this stupid's surface, We hated our fantasy, And I was sure she costs money!
As Pearl sings, a flashback of her being Blue Diamond's servant is shown, until they visited Jungle Moon and Blue didn't reform. Instead, she exploded into a large splatter of blueberry juice!
Director: CUT! GET PEARL CLEANED UP! AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! THAT'S THE WRONG LINE!
=== Pearl After Part ===
Pearl: But in the end, I guess I never by your side, And after hate and horses that all the laughs that I laughed, I find that... ♫ *jumps off the van*
Steven & Pearl: ♫ Here we are in this stupid ugly past of LOW-LIFE COMPULSURY! ♫
Director: CUT! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Greg: I think they said the wrong lyrics because, it was written on your script.
Director: A script? Where?
Greg: On top of the camcorder. [A script appeared on top of the director's camcorder]
The director looks at the script but it was messy and scribbly. It's because of someone who edit the script lines but who did?
Director: MONSTER KID!
NOTE: I skip some parts including the Pink Dimension.
=== Garnet Once Upon A Time Part ===
Garnet: I saved you a seat.
Steven: Thanks Garnet! Hey guys, what'd you want?
Garnet: You're just in time for my pity party for this story!
(Garnet begins to sing her part of the Happily Ever After.)
Garnet: Once upon a time, a Pearl came to Mars with her Amethyst soldier Pearlie's deadly fate was set until the Amethyst rushed in to hold up, Suddenly, they were shattering; Beautiful, strange, horrifying!
As Garnet sings, her flashback shows Amethyst and Pearl first meeting 5'750 years ago at the Ancient Sky Arena. Pearl was confronted by a past Sapphire, Amethyst rushed in to protect her from Sapphire's strike, and the two gems gets closed and they both shatter into pieces rather then poofing.
Director: KUT-MA-KAPPA!
Rutile Twins: Wait, what is Kut-Ma-Kappa?
Rhodonite: It's just how when the director says a HUGE catchphrase rather then cut.
Padparadscha: I predict the director says Kut-Ma-Kappa!
Fluorite: Oh, shut up! [wallops the director and Padparadscha]
Steven: Uhhhh, are we still trying to stop telling violent stories?
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