Rich Beck

Rich Beck is an English footballer who played for Hashtag United FC. 
Well known for his massive structure,Mr Beck confirmed in late 2016 that the nickname 'The man mountain' refereed to his enormous genitalia. 
Furthermore Richard Pussy slayer Beck didn't have it easy growing up as his father would often force him to shower with fellow love interest Freddie Nicholson and Andy Jeff-Watts.Rich Eventually Reached Breaking point and was convicted of the murder of his father via suffocation using a handmade rope of strawberry pencils. 
Rick Beck would later on begin to show signs of becoming a world class centre half,Scoring on his Wembley debut vs The F2 freestylers.This MOTM performance made global giants such as Real Madrid and Bayern Munich take interest however later turned Beck down due to a previous Love Scandal with Marcelo Bielsa and Victor Moses. 
It wasn't until early March 2017 when Rich Beck's agent Keith Lemon received a contract offer from Forest green which Mr Lemon gladly accepted on behalf or Rich however the negotiations proved to be difficult with mr Beck refusing to be placed on the strict diet plan the club had in place for him.After many long hour of talks Rich agreed to join the club under certain circumstances which allowed him the Eat Spencer Owens pubes as an alternative to kale, tomato and lettuce. 
== Career ==
=== Hashtag United ===
On March 19, 2016 he was one of 18 players announced in the first ever squad of Spencer's new football club Hashtag United FC.