The Cutie Story

Within seconds, Henry just goes to the next skit.
Musical guest - Pharrell Williams
== Quotes ==
(cold open, starting off with a black screen)
Dexter: (offscreen) A long time ago, there were a classroom of joyful elementary school-aged children frolic in the woods on a special autumn field trip that starts in the daytime and finishes in the dark, where they all get to drink hot chocolate
Blossom: (offscreen) The kids, of course, are having a great time learning about nature and catching little river critters, till all of a sudden, there was a blackout
Eddy: (offscreen) what does that mean?
Blossom: (offscreen) don’t know… (holds up a book) this is what it says on the script
(lights turn on to reveal Dexter, Blossom, Eddy, and Mike on stage)
Dexter, Blossom, Eddy, and Mike: The Nicktoons Little Theater takes pride in presenting…The Cutie Story!
Mike: and it was some cuteness!
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts, Zach and Emily!
Emily: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. But at night, they take on a life of their own. They become portals to hell, so scary and horrible and gruesome that--
Oscar: Zach and Emily, You should warn people this episode is very frightening. And maybe they'd rather listen to that old broadcast, hmm?
Zach and Emily: Yes.
Oscar: Good. Now I'm going to buy some earrings.
Zach: The subject of our first painting for tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth. Of course I refer to S&F
So that's how had saved the quarry!
Dexter: Reminds me of Major Glory, Valhallen and Krunk, as well as my superhero Monkey!
Blossom: That's right!
Eddy: In our next act, somebody has worn earrings that shaped like a music not
Mike: suddenly, the dog broke the pumpkin, and told off by the hosts
Nathan: wolf, you naughty dog! Now, go sit in the corner! You've been a very bad dog 
Jodie: look everybody! Her name is Betty Ann Bongo! She sings her little song-o! 
Betty anne bongo: you guys like my earrings? 
(pets Fluffy): Aw, did naughty old wolf scare Fluff-Fluff? I don't think so. Now... we're going to play a game. It's called Simon Says, and I'm Simon. Okay, the first thing you got to do is... poke yourself in the eye! (giggles) I didn't say "Simon says". (giggles again): Now, Simon says, poke yourself in the eye. (laughs evilly)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Oh, no! Young lady, what’s wrong?
Jodie: I was about to go trick or treating, and now, wolf accidentally broke my beloved pumpkin!
So that's how learned his lesson!
Dexter: Like the time a black shirt bully learned about accents!
Blossom: And when the Gangrene Gang entered Pokey Oaks Kindergarten!
Eddy: or junior high
Mike: or island school
Henry’s mum: That does it! Bad dog! You know what this means! It's the garage for you! That's right. You have to stay in the garage, just like when you were a bad little puppy. Now you just stay here and think about what you've done.
Jodie: It's not fair! Fluffy did all this stuff and wolf got in trouble.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: it’s alright young lady, if there’s a problem, call me, the one, the only, Jimmy McGee! AH-OOOOOGA!
Nevaeh: (laughing) OMG, you are so funny when you said that
Harper: yeah, you made us laugh, and someday, you'll be our sidekick
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Ah, lucky guess, little sisters!
Dexter: Jimmy McGee thought it was a lucky guess for the cohosts
Blossom: Like Ms. Keane, the Pokey Oaks Kindergarten Teacher!
Eddy: Unlike wolf, who was being very bad
Mike: and being sent to the garage to think about what he did
Betty anne bongo: Don't worry. I got a idea. I know it's there somewhere. 
Looking for this? (chuckles evilly): And now, ladies and gentlemen. Our next cartoon...Prometheus & Bob!
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #405: Ventriloquy.
End.
Emily: So that's how had to be more careful with dummies!
Dexter: Just like when I tried to say French!
Blossom: And when you and Dee Dee took care of your infant parents!
Eddy: No sirree, 
Mike: With music by Faith Hill was playing throughout 
Dexter: At last, what a night it’s been, the troupe of the comic book world telling scary stories around the campfire, and bumping into elementary children who all enjoyed their hot chocolate
Blossom: And we’re glad you've dropped by to visit Betty anne bongo who wore her music note earrings!
Eddy: And now, here's our musical guest performing his single Happy from the soundtrack for Despicable Me 2!
Mike: Let's give it all a hand for Pharrell Williams!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Pharrell Williams performs his song)
Pharrell Williams: It might seem crazy what I am 'bout to say
Sunshine, she's here you can take a break
I'ma hot air balloon that could go to space, huh
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way, huh
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Here come bad news, talking this and that (talk, yeah)
Well, give me all you got and don't hold back (yeah)
Well, I should probably warn you, I'll be just fine (yeah)
No offense to you, don't waste your time, here's why
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do (hey, c'mon, uh)
bring me down, can't nothin'
(Happy) bring me down, my level's too high
(Happy) to bring me down, can't nothin' (huh)
(Happy) bring me down, I said (let me tell you now), uh
can't nothin', uh
(Happy, happy), bring me down (happy, happy), my level's too high
(Happy, happy) to bring me down (happy, happy), can't nothin'
(Happy, happy) bring me down, I said
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like (uh) that's what you wanna do (hey, c'mon, uh)
, can't nothin'
(Happy, happy) uh, bring me down (happy, happy) my level's too high
(Happy, happy) to bring me down (happy, happy), can't nothin'
(Happy, happy) bring me down, I said
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, ay, ay, ay
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you (hey)
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Huh-huh, come on
Emily: guys, that wasn't scary, not even in 1890s, dude.
Jodie: well, the nighttime song was better than Little Shop of Horrors
Nevaeh: Maybe people were easier to sing them to sleep rather than scare them.
Nathan: Like Friday the 13th, or A Nightmare On Elm Street 
Betty anne bongo: or Poltergeist. It's pretty tame by today's standards. 
June: Children, bedtime! 
Oscar: I guess I'll have no trouble getting to sleep tonight. Goodnight, gang!
Henry: Oh, no. Come on, please. 
June: I'm not sleeping with the lights on. They're just children's stories, They can't hurt you. 
Henry: See you next time, Oh, I hate Halloween! 
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