Jimmy Neutron and Friends Comment Wikia Pages: When Pants Attack

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*Judy Neutron: Brenda?  Why would this page call me Brenda? My name is Judy! Judy!
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*Carl Wheezer: (sniffs a nanochip) Nope. (sniffs another nanochip) Nope.
*Jimmy Neutron: Carl, what are you doing?
*Carl Wheezer: Well I saw some part of the page where it said that I thought that you meant nacho chips instead of nanochips, so that reminded me if there are nachos in that pile of nanochips.
*Jimmy Neutron: Carl, there are no nachos.
*Carl Wheezer: Oh.
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*Carl Wheezer: That was my favorite episode of The Wonderful World of Llamas. It was so relaxing seeing a llama lying down on a beach at the Bahamas.
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*Sheen Estevez: Because of the factory gender error on one of my Ultra-Lord action figures, I had it date one of them!
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*Sheen Estevez: Hey, Carl, are you still wearing those static cling pants?
*Carl Wheezer: Um... Yeah.
*Sheen Estevez: Sweet! Now I can put a balloon on those!
*Carl Wheezer: Okay.
*(Sheen holds up a balloon, about to put it on Carl's pants. Suddenly, the static electricity from Carl's pants pull the balloon towards them and Sheen is thrown to the ground.)
*Sheen Estevez: (gets up) Cool!
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*Cindy Vortex: Hey, Neutron. You were right. I think origami did originate from China.
*Jimmy Neutron: Yeah.
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*Sheen Estevez: Hey, Cindy, what is the Wrath of Vortex?
*Cindy Vortex: You wanna know?
*(Electric balls form in Cindy's palms and she shoots them at Sheen and they explode.)
*Sheen Estevez: (cough) Wow.
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*Sheen Estevez: Rule the world? How can pants rule the world when they can't go to continents other than North America and South America?
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*Carl Wheezer: Why does that image caption say The most embarrassing moment of their short lives? I said This is the most embarrassing moment of our young lives.
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*Jimmy Neutron: Don't worry. We did see that new science fiction, kung fu, action, buddy-comedy sequel to last summer's box office smash based off an old TV show we've never heard of.
*Sheen Estevez: I loved those ninja aliens!
*Carl Wheezer: I loved the part with the llamas!
*Sheen Estevez: Carl! There were no llamas!
*Carl Wheezer: Right. I must've slept through some of the film and had a dream about llamas.
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*Hugh Neutron: I wish there was a scene in Star Wars where Luke Skywalker used the force to pick up some pants and throw it onto Darth Vader's face and send him plummeting down.
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*Sheen Estevez: No fair! Why does our show not show my mom? You guys have your moms shown onscreen! Why not mine? ...(wells up in tears) ...Never mind, I just remembered...
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*Jimmy Neutron: (seeing that their show was on Qubo) O______O (end of Dramatic Cue (D) plays)
*Sheen Estevez: Ooh, I love that channel! I wish I could actually meet that blue dragon made out of clay.
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