Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 38

full|center|600pxThe 38th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features horror director Alfred Hitchcock, against silent actor Charlie Chaplin. It was released September 6th, 2013.
==Cast==
Mat4yo as Alfred Hitchcock
Jacob S. as Charlie Chaplin
==Lyrics==
===Alfred Hitchcock:===
Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your seats, we're in for a treat,
Alfred Hitchcock Presents Charlie Chaplin's defeat!
I'm the master of suspense, your films make me bored,
The Academy made a mistake in giving you an award,
I'll trample this tramp who think's he's got talent,
Because without it, you can't make movies like Alfred!
Horror's scared of me, I'll make a shower scene violent!
You have the right to remain like your films, silent!
===Charlie Chaplin:===
Master of Suspense? Oh please! I'm at the back of my seat!
You should be scared of me, not the damn police!
All of your so-called horror films are not worth a penny,
You only want my Oscars 'cause you never got any!
Your greatest films are like your belly button, you ain't got one!
And your movies are so awful, even you don't wanna watch 'em!
I'm a master of comedy, and yet a man of few words,
I'll mash your old ugly ass and then feed you to The Birds!
===Alfred Hitchcock:===
Yes, I get it. I might not be hot, see,
At least I didn't shave so that I'd look like a Nazi,
You say I'm old, but let's look at you, chap,
Walking around with a cane and a dumb top hat!
My films are box office hits, your's are pieces of shit,
Hitch losing against this bitch would be a real plot-twist!
And as the movie closes on a shot of you deceased,
You'll realize that your carrer was not important in the least!
===Charlie Chaplin:===
You think I'm not worth shit? You were a failure since birth!
But in my time, I was the most famous man on planet Earth!
The only time I'd watch your films are to laugh at their blandness,
But I won't be throwing tomatoes, it'll be eggs in my hands, yes!
With writing so sloppy, you're going to need an auto-corrector,
And your speeches are as short lived as your life as a director!
You're so old and weak, you couldn't hold a candle to me,
So now I'm going to Verti-go to avoid your next shitty movie!
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Who Won?
Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Chaplin
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