V Flower

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V Flower, or simply just Flower, is a badass Vocaloid released in, like, 2014 or something, sometime in May. She is a total qt and will kick your ass if necessary.
She watches the Travel Channel series Ghost Adventures, and is rumored to have a crush on Zak Bagans. This is false, however, as V Flower is disaster lesbians with Yuzuki Yukari.
==me bitch==
Ok let's have trivia about meself. I am V Flower.
*I'm goth, emo, and punk simultaneously
*I like Ghost Adventures. Aaron Goodwin is my dad.
*I'm purple. I smell like grape soda. My hair tastes like marshmallows.
*I don't vape. I do not smoke. The only thing I smoke is the Holy Bible in my backyard
*I don't know who I am anymore
*I need validation
*I like bread
*I enjoy listening to the screeches of the deceased
*I have a butterknife. I will cut you with it, BITCH.
*Gay
*No the V in V Flower doesn't stand for Vore, it stands for Very. Very Flower. Assholes. It also stands for Verne from Over the Hedge. That movie sucks by the way.
*MINECRAFT
*I'm part of the Hello Kitty cult with Nekomura Iroha. We do Satanic rituals together. Very fun. She's such a good cat.
*Thanos is a bitchass motherfucker
*So is Shadow the Hedgehog. He pissed on my wife
*I have a medical degree from Clown College
*I kin Sheldon J. Plankton because we are both small and evil gremlins. Miku give me the Krabby Patty formula right fucking n
I am so hungry.
==Backstory==
I don't fucking have one you piece of shits, let's make one up for shits and giggles shall we? Ah,
When I was created the doctor looked me in the eyes. They said I was gonna grow up to be like the creepy green dancing alien thing that Elisocray is obsessed with. By that comment, I was enraged and started singing screamo songs. When I came out of the womb, my first words were "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", like Most Brutal Metal Scream 2012. The doctor tried to put me back in.
Years later, here I am today, watching Ghost Adventures and posting on Twitter about my love for cake and cute girls. I am so hungry. Feed me. Help.
Prepare your uteruses. You ain't ready for any of this. Not even I am ready. The world isn't ready for the wrath of V Flower.
That Patrick Star logo is creeping me the fuck out.