Toad's RP Character Ranking

# 	Name 	Series 	Season(s) 	Placement(s) 	 	
55	MrBigglesworth 	Firevivor 	Ecuador 	3rd 	 	
55	 	Easily my worst attempt at an RP character, my memories of MrBigglesworth are (thankfully) scarce. I only joined to fill a slot and said almost nothing of note the entire time except things like "/me licks paws" and "im a cat." Also, if memory serves, Firevivor: Ecuador was on a Sunday, so I got tired as shit, went UTR, and quit at the final three. 	Easily my worst attempt at an RP character, my memories of MrBigglesworth are (thankfully) scarce. I only joined to fill a slot and said almost nothing of note the entire time except things like "/me licks paws" and "im a cat." Also, if memory serves, Firevivor: Ecuador was on a Sunday, so I got tired as shit, went UTR, and quit at the final three. 	Easily my worst attempt at an RP character, my memories of MrBigglesworth are (thankfully) scarce. I only joined to fill a slot and said almost nothing of note the entire time except things like "/me licks paws" and "im a cat." Also, if memory serves, Firevivor: Ecuador was on a Sunday, so I got tired as shit, went UTR, and quit at the final three. 	Easily my worst attempt at an RP character, my memories of MrBigglesworth are (thankfully) scarce. I only joined to fill a slot and said almost nothing of note the entire time except things like "/me licks paws" and "im a cat." Also, if memory serves, Firevivor: Ecuador was on a Sunday, so I got tired as shit, went UTR, and quit at the final three. 	Easily my worst attempt at an RP character, my memories of MrBigglesworth are (thankfully) scarce. I only joined to fill a slot and said almost nothing of note the entire time except things like "/me licks paws" and "im a cat." Also, if memory serves, Firevivor: Ecuador was on a Sunday, so I got tired as shit, went UTR, and quit at the final three.
54	SurvivorSucks 	Epicvivor 	Antarctica 	6th 	 	
54	 	Sucks was a failed experiment meant to be an amalgamation of every infamous troll/shitposter/power user on CTS, changing personalities each round. I was planning to run the gamut from Polonium to Kingcrab, but it was probably too ambitious for my 2013 mind, so I quickly became overwhelmed and ended up playing JLKName the whole damn time. 	Sucks was a failed experiment meant to be an amalgamation of every infamous troll/shitposter/power user on CTS, changing personalities each round. I was planning to run the gamut from Polonium to Kingcrab, but it was probably too ambitious for my 2013 mind, so I quickly became overwhelmed and ended up playing JLKName the whole damn time. 	Sucks was a failed experiment meant to be an amalgamation of every infamous troll/shitposter/power user on CTS, changing personalities each round. I was planning to run the gamut from Polonium to Kingcrab, but it was probably too ambitious for my 2013 mind, so I quickly became overwhelmed and ended up playing JLKName the whole damn time. 	Sucks was a failed experiment meant to be an amalgamation of every infamous troll/shitposter/power user on CTS, changing personalities each round. I was planning to run the gamut from Polonium to Kingcrab, but it was probably too ambitious for my 2013 mind, so I quickly became overwhelmed and ended up playing JLKName the whole damn time. 	Sucks was a failed experiment meant to be an amalgamation of every infamous troll/shitposter/power user on CTS, changing personalities each round. I was planning to run the gamut from Polonium to Kingcrab, but it was probably too ambitious for my 2013 mind, so I quickly became overwhelmed and ended up playing JLKName the whole damn time.
53	CorinnetneyYates 	Nalyd's Survivor 	IRC Hollywood 	1st 	 	
53	 	My third and final Nalydvivor winner. Still don't know how I won the first three modern-age wiki RPs in a row (sp) but I was unabashedly phoning it in with Corinnetney, which made her inevitable win a lot less satisfying than the two before her. 	My third and final Nalydvivor winner. Still don't know how I won the first three modern-age wiki RPs in a row (sp) but I was unabashedly phoning it in with Corinnetney, which made her inevitable win a lot less satisfying than the two before her. 	My third and final Nalydvivor winner. Still don't know how I won the first three modern-age wiki RPs in a row (sp) but I was unabashedly phoning it in with Corinnetney, which made her inevitable win a lot less satisfying than the two before her. 	My third and final Nalydvivor winner. Still don't know how I won the first three modern-age wiki RPs in a row (sp) but I was unabashedly phoning it in with Corinnetney, which made her inevitable win a lot less satisfying than the two before her. 	My third and final Nalydvivor winner. Still don't know how I won the first three modern-age wiki RPs in a row (sp) but I was unabashedly phoning it in with Corinnetney, which made her inevitable win a lot less satisfying than the two before her.
52	BubbaSampson 	Jaxvivor 	1 	1st 	 	
52	 	Winner of the fabled Jaxvivor, this character was an obvious attempt at pandering to Jax, because at that point he'd recently seen Vanuatu and loved Bubba for some reason. I didn’t really do anything other than talk in a Southern accent and repeat lines Bubba said in the show, and that could make for a passable character in some cases, but not when it's an obscure pre-merge boot with almost no material as is. 	Winner of the fabled Jaxvivor, this character was an obvious attempt at pandering to Jax, because at that point he'd recently seen Vanuatu and loved Bubba for some reason. I didn’t really do anything other than talk in a Southern accent and repeat lines Bubba said in the show, and that could make for a passable character in some cases, but not when it's an obscure pre-merge boot with almost no material as is. 	Winner of the fabled Jaxvivor, this character was an obvious attempt at pandering to Jax, because at that point he'd recently seen Vanuatu and loved Bubba for some reason. I didn’t really do anything other than talk in a Southern accent and repeat lines Bubba said in the show, and that could make for a passable character in some cases, but not when it's an obscure pre-merge boot with almost no material as is. 	Winner of the fabled Jaxvivor, this character was an obvious attempt at pandering to Jax, because at that point he'd recently seen Vanuatu and loved Bubba for some reason. I didn’t really do anything other than talk in a Southern accent and repeat lines Bubba said in the show, and that could make for a passable character in some cases, but not when it's an obscure pre-merge boot with almost no material as is. 	Winner of the fabled Jaxvivor, this character was an obvious attempt at pandering to Jax, because at that point he'd recently seen Vanuatu and loved Bubba for some reason. I didn’t really do anything other than talk in a Southern accent and repeat lines Bubba said in the show, and that could make for a passable character in some cases, but not when it's an obscure pre-merge boot with almost no material as is.
51	YonwayCheeseface 	surCOKEr 	The Philippines 	1st 	 	
51	 	Yonway was another low-effort character I won an early RP as for seemingly no reason: in this case, the beyond obscure surCOKEr: Philippines. Again, I remember nothing about his character, but 1) his picture is killing me and b) 100% sure he was named after an insulting nickname/character my uncle created to mock my dad and aunt when they were kids, which is just such a shockingly good pull for a 2012 Toadgamer80. 	Yonway was another low-effort character I won an early RP as for seemingly no reason: in this case, the beyond obscure surCOKEr: Philippines. Again, I remember nothing about his character, but 1) his picture is killing me and b) 100% sure he was named after an insulting nickname/character my uncle created to mock my dad and aunt when they were kids, which is just such a shockingly good pull for a 2012 Toadgamer80. 	Yonway was another low-effort character I won an early RP as for seemingly no reason: in this case, the beyond obscure surCOKEr: Philippines. Again, I remember nothing about his character, but 1) his picture is killing me and b) 100% sure he was named after an insulting nickname/character my uncle created to mock my dad and aunt when they were kids, which is just such a shockingly good pull for a 2012 Toadgamer80. 	Yonway was another low-effort character I won an early RP as for seemingly no reason: in this case, the beyond obscure surCOKEr: Philippines. Again, I remember nothing about his character, but 1) his picture is killing me and b) 100% sure he was named after an insulting nickname/character my uncle created to mock my dad and aunt when they were kids, which is just such a shockingly good pull for a 2012 Toadgamer80. 	Yonway was another low-effort character I won an early RP as for seemingly no reason: in this case, the beyond obscure surCOKEr: Philippines. Again, I remember nothing about his character, but 1) his picture is killing me and b) 100% sure he was named after an insulting nickname/character my uncle created to mock my dad and aunt when they were kids, which is just such a shockingly good pull for a 2012 Toadgamer80.
50	BrettysonAposkiper	Firevivor 	Redemption Island 	8th 	 	
50	 	Pretty much the same concept as CorinnetneyYates here, although I think Brettyson was gonna be fodder from day 1 (this was the same RP I played, and won as, Kass). He was (they were?) a combination of cohost TBTDIF's favorite Survivors—Brett, Tyson, and Sugar—because I wanted to get into TBTDIF's good graces. The only thing about Brettyson I remember was their legendary transformation into BrettysonAposkippa. 	Pretty much the same concept as CorinnetneyYates here, although I think Brettyson was gonna be fodder from day 1 (this was the same RP I played, and won as, Kass). He was (they were?) a combination of cohost TBTDIF's favorite Survivors—Brett, Tyson, and Sugar—because I wanted to get into TBTDIF's good graces. The only thing about Brettyson I remember was their legendary transformation into BrettysonAposkippa. 	Pretty much the same concept as CorinnetneyYates here, although I think Brettyson was gonna be fodder from day 1 (this was the same RP I played, and won as, Kass). He was (they were?) a combination of cohost TBTDIF's favorite Survivors—Brett, Tyson, and Sugar—because I wanted to get into TBTDIF's good graces. The only thing about Brettyson I remember was their legendary transformation into BrettysonAposkippa. 	Pretty much the same concept as CorinnetneyYates here, although I think Brettyson was gonna be fodder from day 1 (this was the same RP I played, and won as, Kass). He was (they were?) a combination of cohost TBTDIF's favorite Survivors—Brett, Tyson, and Sugar—because I wanted to get into TBTDIF's good graces. The only thing about Brettyson I remember was their legendary transformation into BrettysonAposkippa. 	Pretty much the same concept as CorinnetneyYates here, although I think Brettyson was gonna be fodder from day 1 (this was the same RP I played, and won as, Kass). He was (they were?) a combination of cohost TBTDIF's favorite Survivors—Brett, Tyson, and Sugar—because I wanted to get into TBTDIF's good graces. The only thing about Brettyson I remember was their legendary transformation into BrettysonAposkippa.
49	Bella 	Firevivor 	Blood vs. Water 	6th 	 	
49	 	Kass's loved one, I based this character on an old friend of mine but I botched her horribly, turning her into a generic ^_^ MORP girl with no substance. Don't think she did anything other than act as a foil to Kass, but Kass kinda sucked in BvW anyway. 	Kass's loved one, I based this character on an old friend of mine but I botched her horribly, turning her into a generic ^_^ MORP girl with no substance. Don't think she did anything other than act as a foil to Kass, but Kass kinda sucked in BvW anyway. 	Kass's loved one, I based this character on an old friend of mine but I botched her horribly, turning her into a generic ^_^ MORP girl with no substance. Don't think she did anything other than act as a foil to Kass, but Kass kinda sucked in BvW anyway. 	Kass's loved one, I based this character on an old friend of mine but I botched her horribly, turning her into a generic ^_^ MORP girl with no substance. Don't think she did anything other than act as a foil to Kass, but Kass kinda sucked in BvW anyway. 	Kass's loved one, I based this character on an old friend of mine but I botched her horribly, turning her into a generic ^_^ MORP girl with no substance. Don't think she did anything other than act as a foil to Kass, but Kass kinda sucked in BvW anyway.
48	PrudenceNash 	Dukevivor 	1 	5th 	 	
48	 	Prudence was a generic queen bee type (fitting for a Duke-hosted RP ! lolxD) and I have zero concrete memories of Dukevivor. Props to myself for basing her on a villain from a YA series I was super into—that STILL HOLDS UP, fyi—even if I didn't really deliver on that potential. 	Prudence was a generic queen bee type (fitting for a Duke-hosted RP ! lolxD) and I have zero concrete memories of Dukevivor. Props to myself for basing her on a villain from a YA series I was super into—that STILL HOLDS UP, fyi—even if I didn't really deliver on that potential. 	Prudence was a generic queen bee type (fitting for a Duke-hosted RP ! lolxD) and I have zero concrete memories of Dukevivor. Props to myself for basing her on a villain from a YA series I was super into—that STILL HOLDS UP, fyi—even if I didn't really deliver on that potential. 	Prudence was a generic queen bee type (fitting for a Duke-hosted RP ! lolxD) and I have zero concrete memories of Dukevivor. Props to myself for basing her on a villain from a YA series I was super into—that STILL HOLDS UP, fyi—even if I didn't really deliver on that potential. 	Prudence was a generic queen bee type (fitting for a Duke-hosted RP ! lolxD) and I have zero concrete memories of Dukevivor. Props to myself for basing her on a villain from a YA series I was super into—that STILL HOLDS UP, fyi—even if I didn't really deliver on that potential.
47	Eddie 	Nalyd's Survivor 	IRC Desert 	1st 	 	
47	 	The second of the characters I won three Nalyd RPs in a row with, he was a combination of Eddie from my obscure, long-dead fic Survivor: India and what I thought Eddie from Caramoan was going to be like—which is hilarious in retrospect, since this Eddie was just a generic narcissist. 	The second of the characters I won three Nalyd RPs in a row with, he was a combination of Eddie from my obscure, long-dead fic Survivor: India and what I thought Eddie from Caramoan was going to be like—which is hilarious in retrospect, since this Eddie was just a generic narcissist. 	The second of the characters I won three Nalyd RPs in a row with, he was a combination of Eddie from my obscure, long-dead fic Survivor: India and what I thought Eddie from Caramoan was going to be like—which is hilarious in retrospect, since this Eddie was just a generic narcissist. 	The second of the characters I won three Nalyd RPs in a row with, he was a combination of Eddie from my obscure, long-dead fic Survivor: India and what I thought Eddie from Caramoan was going to be like—which is hilarious in retrospect, since this Eddie was just a generic narcissist. 	The second of the characters I won three Nalyd RPs in a row with, he was a combination of Eddie from my obscure, long-dead fic Survivor: India and what I thought Eddie from Caramoan was going to be like—which is hilarious in retrospect, since this Eddie was just a generic narcissist.
46	NakedProbst 	Epicvivor 	Egypt 	3rd 	 	
46	 	Okay so uhhh this character hasn't aged particularly well: NakedProbst was joined in the RP by Bruno's SarahDawson, and the two did absolutely nothing except spam "*FUCKS DAWSON*"/"*FUCKS PROBST*". That would've been fine enough, typical 2012-13 humor, until I remembered that there were also many instances of "*RAPES PROBST*"/"*RAPES DAWSON*". Setting aside the fact that that doesn't even make sense—those two words are definitely NOT synonyms and the sex was CLEARLY consensual—the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 	Okay so uhhh this character hasn't aged particularly well: NakedProbst was joined in the RP by Bruno's SarahDawson, and the two did absolutely nothing except spam "*FUCKS DAWSON*"/"*FUCKS PROBST*". That would've been fine enough, typical 2012-13 humor, until I remembered that there were also many instances of "*RAPES PROBST*"/"*RAPES DAWSON*". Setting aside the fact that that doesn't even make sense—those two words are definitely NOT synonyms and the sex was CLEARLY consensual—the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 	Okay so uhhh this character hasn't aged particularly well: NakedProbst was joined in the RP by Bruno's SarahDawson, and the two did absolutely nothing except spam "*FUCKS DAWSON*"/"*FUCKS PROBST*". That would've been fine enough, typical 2012-13 humor, until I remembered that there were also many instances of "*RAPES PROBST*"/"*RAPES DAWSON*". Setting aside the fact that that doesn't even make sense—those two words are definitely NOT synonyms and the sex was CLEARLY consensual—the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 	Okay so uhhh this character hasn't aged particularly well: NakedProbst was joined in the RP by Bruno's SarahDawson, and the two did absolutely nothing except spam "*FUCKS DAWSON*"/"*FUCKS PROBST*". That would've been fine enough, typical 2012-13 humor, until I remembered that there were also many instances of "*RAPES PROBST*"/"*RAPES DAWSON*". Setting aside the fact that that doesn't even make sense—those two words are definitely NOT synonyms and the sex was CLEARLY consensual—the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 	Okay so uhhh this character hasn't aged particularly well: NakedProbst was joined in the RP by Bruno's SarahDawson, and the two did absolutely nothing except spam "*FUCKS DAWSON*"/"*FUCKS PROBST*". That would've been fine enough, typical 2012-13 humor, until I remembered that there were also many instances of "*RAPES PROBST*"/"*RAPES DAWSON*". Setting aside the fact that that doesn't even make sense—those two words are definitely NOT synonyms and the sex was CLEARLY consensual—the whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
45	ComatoseCarter 	Jaxvivor 	1 	5th 	 	
45	 	Honestly, ComatoseCarter would've been a better Jaxvivor 1 winner than Bubba. Don't get me wrong, he did nothing, but that's kinda what you gotta do when playing Carter Williams (I think ComatoseCarter actively smoked weed the whole RP), and Carter is just an inherently funny person. 	Honestly, ComatoseCarter would've been a better Jaxvivor 1 winner than Bubba. Don't get me wrong, he did nothing, but that's kinda what you gotta do when playing Carter Williams (I think ComatoseCarter actively smoked weed the whole RP), and Carter is just an inherently funny person. 	Honestly, ComatoseCarter would've been a better Jaxvivor 1 winner than Bubba. Don't get me wrong, he did nothing, but that's kinda what you gotta do when playing Carter Williams (I think ComatoseCarter actively smoked weed the whole RP), and Carter is just an inherently funny person. 	Honestly, ComatoseCarter would've been a better Jaxvivor 1 winner than Bubba. Don't get me wrong, he did nothing, but that's kinda what you gotta do when playing Carter Williams (I think ComatoseCarter actively smoked weed the whole RP), and Carter is just an inherently funny person. 	Honestly, ComatoseCarter would've been a better Jaxvivor 1 winner than Bubba. Don't get me wrong, he did nothing, but that's kinda what you gotta do when playing Carter Williams (I think ComatoseCarter actively smoked weed the whole RP), and Carter is just an inherently funny person.
44	MarySartain 	Redvivor 	Panama 	3rd 	 	
44	 	The lore surrounding Mary IS great—I somehow made it to the finals and almost won after saying/doing literally nothing for the entire RP—and I mean, it's in-character, but... the fact of the matter is, Mary said/did literally nothing for an entire RP. Panama WAS fun as hell but that was mostly because of the rest of the cast. 	The lore surrounding Mary IS great—I somehow made it to the finals and almost won after saying/doing literally nothing for the entire RP—and I mean, it's in-character, but... the fact of the matter is, Mary said/did literally nothing for an entire RP. Panama WAS fun as hell but that was mostly because of the rest of the cast. 	The lore surrounding Mary IS great—I somehow made it to the finals and almost won after saying/doing literally nothing for the entire RP—and I mean, it's in-character, but... the fact of the matter is, Mary said/did literally nothing for an entire RP. Panama WAS fun as hell but that was mostly because of the rest of the cast. 	The lore surrounding Mary IS great—I somehow made it to the finals and almost won after saying/doing literally nothing for the entire RP—and I mean, it's in-character, but... the fact of the matter is, Mary said/did literally nothing for an entire RP. Panama WAS fun as hell but that was mostly because of the rest of the cast. 	The lore surrounding Mary IS great—I somehow made it to the finals and almost won after saying/doing literally nothing for the entire RP—and I mean, it's in-character, but... the fact of the matter is, Mary said/did literally nothing for an entire RP. Panama WAS fun as hell but that was mostly because of the rest of the cast.
43	Totoro 	Epicvivor 	Cursed Islands 	1st 	 	
43	 	Totoro was a very simple character, he just made Totoro noises and posted emotes, but somehow won. Trekkie was a lot more dynamic than him in general, but Trekkie DID turn stale by the end so I didn't end up minding Totoro’s win. He apparently had a friendship with Sabrina, but I think Fritz overshadowed him there. 	Totoro was a very simple character, he just made Totoro noises and posted emotes, but somehow won. Trekkie was a lot more dynamic than him in general, but Trekkie DID turn stale by the end so I didn't end up minding Totoro’s win. He apparently had a friendship with Sabrina, but I think Fritz overshadowed him there. 	Totoro was a very simple character, he just made Totoro noises and posted emotes, but somehow won. Trekkie was a lot more dynamic than him in general, but Trekkie DID turn stale by the end so I didn't end up minding Totoro’s win. He apparently had a friendship with Sabrina, but I think Fritz overshadowed him there. 	Totoro was a very simple character, he just made Totoro noises and posted emotes, but somehow won. Trekkie was a lot more dynamic than him in general, but Trekkie DID turn stale by the end so I didn't end up minding Totoro’s win. He apparently had a friendship with Sabrina, but I think Fritz overshadowed him there. 	Totoro was a very simple character, he just made Totoro noises and posted emotes, but somehow won. Trekkie was a lot more dynamic than him in general, but Trekkie DID turn stale by the end so I didn't end up minding Totoro’s win. He apparently had a friendship with Sabrina, but I think Fritz overshadowed him there.
42	BronteHastings 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Brazil 	2nd 	 	
42	 	Super, super boring "hot girl" that O vocally hated for the whole RP. I ended up stanning Bronte for that exact reason, I guess I wanted to be a contrarian, but there was also something refreshing about playing a completely normal character... until she lost to a DukeGirl in the f2. 	Super, super boring "hot girl" that O vocally hated for the whole RP. I ended up stanning Bronte for that exact reason, I guess I wanted to be a contrarian, but there was also something refreshing about playing a completely normal character... until she lost to a DukeGirl in the f2. 	Super, super boring "hot girl" that O vocally hated for the whole RP. I ended up stanning Bronte for that exact reason, I guess I wanted to be a contrarian, but there was also something refreshing about playing a completely normal character... until she lost to a DukeGirl in the f2. 	Super, super boring "hot girl" that O vocally hated for the whole RP. I ended up stanning Bronte for that exact reason, I guess I wanted to be a contrarian, but there was also something refreshing about playing a completely normal character... until she lost to a DukeGirl in the f2. 	Super, super boring "hot girl" that O vocally hated for the whole RP. I ended up stanning Bronte for that exact reason, I guess I wanted to be a contrarian, but there was also something refreshing about playing a completely normal character... until she lost to a DukeGirl in the f2.
41	ColeBickers 	Epicvivor 	Egypt 	4th 	 	
41	 	Cole was a combination of many 2012-13 relics. He was a lazy parody of a typical noob/fuckboy, He Talked Like Thissss ;), and I believe he was inspired by NoahRileyM. Also, he was named after someone QUEENORANGESODA of all people told me she had a crush on (in PM, at one of the rare points she wasn't banned), and just the fact I retained that information and used it for evil feels right somehow. 	Cole was a combination of many 2012-13 relics. He was a lazy parody of a typical noob/fuckboy, He Talked Like Thissss ;), and I believe he was inspired by NoahRileyM. Also, he was named after someone QUEENORANGESODA of all people told me she had a crush on (in PM, at one of the rare points she wasn't banned), and just the fact I retained that information and used it for evil feels right somehow. 	Cole was a combination of many 2012-13 relics. He was a lazy parody of a typical noob/fuckboy, He Talked Like Thissss ;), and I believe he was inspired by NoahRileyM. Also, he was named after someone QUEENORANGESODA of all people told me she had a crush on (in PM, at one of the rare points she wasn't banned), and just the fact I retained that information and used it for evil feels right somehow. 	Cole was a combination of many 2012-13 relics. He was a lazy parody of a typical noob/fuckboy, He Talked Like Thissss ;), and I believe he was inspired by NoahRileyM. Also, he was named after someone QUEENORANGESODA of all people told me she had a crush on (in PM, at one of the rare points she wasn't banned), and just the fact I retained that information and used it for evil feels right somehow. 	Cole was a combination of many 2012-13 relics. He was a lazy parody of a typical noob/fuckboy, He Talked Like Thissss ;), and I believe he was inspired by NoahRileyM. Also, he was named after someone QUEENORANGESODA of all people told me she had a crush on (in PM, at one of the rare points she wasn't banned), and just the fact I retained that information and used it for evil feels right somehow.
40	jeffprObst 	Rejectvivor 	Australia 	10th 	 	
40	 	This was my first (and so far only) Rejectvivor, and since it was BvW, I had Nautica return with jeffprObst, who was simply a parody of O. So naturally, I posted autOcorrects, gushed over Asian women, and acted generally O-esque. He was fun enough, but also a very low-effort character, AND he got out super early. And then Epic played a much better parody of O in my own RP series, go figure. 	This was my first (and so far only) Rejectvivor, and since it was BvW, I had Nautica return with jeffprObst, who was simply a parody of O. So naturally, I posted autOcorrects, gushed over Asian women, and acted generally O-esque. He was fun enough, but also a very low-effort character, AND he got out super early. And then Epic played a much better parody of O in my own RP series, go figure. 	This was my first (and so far only) Rejectvivor, and since it was BvW, I had Nautica return with jeffprObst, who was simply a parody of O. So naturally, I posted autOcorrects, gushed over Asian women, and acted generally O-esque. He was fun enough, but also a very low-effort character, AND he got out super early. And then Epic played a much better parody of O in my own RP series, go figure. 	This was my first (and so far only) Rejectvivor, and since it was BvW, I had Nautica return with jeffprObst, who was simply a parody of O. So naturally, I posted autOcorrects, gushed over Asian women, and acted generally O-esque. He was fun enough, but also a very low-effort character, AND he got out super early. And then Epic played a much better parody of O in my own RP series, go figure. 	This was my first (and so far only) Rejectvivor, and since it was BvW, I had Nautica return with jeffprObst, who was simply a parody of O. So naturally, I posted autOcorrects, gushed over Asian women, and acted generally O-esque. He was fun enough, but also a very low-effort character, AND he got out super early. And then Epic played a much better parody of O in my own RP series, go figure.
39	Kass 	Firevivor 	Redemption Island, Blood vs. Water 	1st, 3rd 	 	
39	 	Kass was a pretty good winner in his first RP, but I felt like a dick at the time because he infamously beat MrE's ChefBobby who won some absurd number of challenges, while Kass only won because he was THEONETRUEGOD's closest ally. The origin of his character is kinda sus too, he was an asshole parody of a girl I had a crush on's boyfriend. Not only did I barely know the guy himself, but they broke up very quickly after this RP, and then I became platonic friends with said girl, and THEN Survivor: Cagayan happened, and the original Kass fell further and further into irrelevance. 	Kass was a pretty good winner in his first RP, but I felt like a dick at the time because he infamously beat MrE's ChefBobby who won some absurd number of challenges, while Kass only won because he was THEONETRUEGOD's closest ally. The origin of his character is kinda sus too, he was an asshole parody of a girl I had a crush on's boyfriend. Not only did I barely know the guy himself, but they broke up very quickly after this RP, and then I became platonic friends with said girl, and THEN Survivor: Cagayan happened, and the original Kass fell further and further into irrelevance. 	Kass was a pretty good winner in his first RP, but I felt like a dick at the time because he infamously beat MrE's ChefBobby who won some absurd number of challenges, while Kass only won because he was THEONETRUEGOD's closest ally. The origin of his character is kinda sus too, he was an asshole parody of a girl I had a crush on's boyfriend. Not only did I barely know the guy himself, but they broke up very quickly after this RP, and then I became platonic friends with said girl, and THEN Survivor: Cagayan happened, and the original Kass fell further and further into irrelevance. 	Kass was a pretty good winner in his first RP, but I felt like a dick at the time because he infamously beat MrE's ChefBobby who won some absurd number of challenges, while Kass only won because he was THEONETRUEGOD's closest ally. The origin of his character is kinda sus too, he was an asshole parody of a girl I had a crush on's boyfriend. Not only did I barely know the guy himself, but they broke up very quickly after this RP, and then I became platonic friends with said girl, and THEN Survivor: Cagayan happened, and the original Kass fell further and further into irrelevance. 	Kass was a pretty good winner in his first RP, but I felt like a dick at the time because he infamously beat MrE's ChefBobby who won some absurd number of challenges, while Kass only won because he was THEONETRUEGOD's closest ally. The origin of his character is kinda sus too, he was an asshole parody of a girl I had a crush on's boyfriend. Not only did I barely know the guy himself, but they broke up very quickly after this RP, and then I became platonic friends with said girl, and THEN Survivor: Cagayan happened, and the original Kass fell further and further into irrelevance.
38	TrekkieMonster 	Epicvivor 	Cursed Islands 	2nd 	 	
38	 	I had the genius idea to play TrekkieMonster right after I had seen Avenue Q, so I had tons of fresh ideas for the character. He was pretty fun to play for the first few rounds, and the Avenue Q references were all worth it (ChristmasEve in Toadvivor: Wisco was robbed as hell). However, he infamously fizzled out near the end with TBTDIF's legendary TheCockman, but those two were a match made in heaven. 	I had the genius idea to play TrekkieMonster right after I had seen Avenue Q, so I had tons of fresh ideas for the character. He was pretty fun to play for the first few rounds, and the Avenue Q references were all worth it (ChristmasEve in Toadvivor: Wisco was robbed as hell). However, he infamously fizzled out near the end with TBTDIF's legendary TheCockman, but those two were a match made in heaven. 	I had the genius idea to play TrekkieMonster right after I had seen Avenue Q, so I had tons of fresh ideas for the character. He was pretty fun to play for the first few rounds, and the Avenue Q references were all worth it (ChristmasEve in Toadvivor: Wisco was robbed as hell). However, he infamously fizzled out near the end with TBTDIF's legendary TheCockman, but those two were a match made in heaven. 	I had the genius idea to play TrekkieMonster right after I had seen Avenue Q, so I had tons of fresh ideas for the character. He was pretty fun to play for the first few rounds, and the Avenue Q references were all worth it (ChristmasEve in Toadvivor: Wisco was robbed as hell). However, he infamously fizzled out near the end with TBTDIF's legendary TheCockman, but those two were a match made in heaven. 	I had the genius idea to play TrekkieMonster right after I had seen Avenue Q, so I had tons of fresh ideas for the character. He was pretty fun to play for the first few rounds, and the Avenue Q references were all worth it (ChristmasEve in Toadvivor: Wisco was robbed as hell). However, he infamously fizzled out near the end with TBTDIF's legendary TheCockman, but those two were a match made in heaven.
37	Nautica 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Faroe Islands 	4th 	 	
37	 	Oh Jesus, okay, Nautica was based on OHF's middle school girlfriend, and so she did almost nothing but hit on jeffprObst and hit on other men in FRONT OF jeffprObst, trying to make him jealous. Pretty easy and unremarkable character, but the Nautica story in and of itself will always be hilarious. 	Oh Jesus, okay, Nautica was based on OHF's middle school girlfriend, and so she did almost nothing but hit on jeffprObst and hit on other men in FRONT OF jeffprObst, trying to make him jealous. Pretty easy and unremarkable character, but the Nautica story in and of itself will always be hilarious. 	Oh Jesus, okay, Nautica was based on OHF's middle school girlfriend, and so she did almost nothing but hit on jeffprObst and hit on other men in FRONT OF jeffprObst, trying to make him jealous. Pretty easy and unremarkable character, but the Nautica story in and of itself will always be hilarious. 	Oh Jesus, okay, Nautica was based on OHF's middle school girlfriend, and so she did almost nothing but hit on jeffprObst and hit on other men in FRONT OF jeffprObst, trying to make him jealous. Pretty easy and unremarkable character, but the Nautica story in and of itself will always be hilarious. 	Oh Jesus, okay, Nautica was based on OHF's middle school girlfriend, and so she did almost nothing but hit on jeffprObst and hit on other men in FRONT OF jeffprObst, trying to make him jealous. Pretty easy and unremarkable character, but the Nautica story in and of itself will always be hilarious.
36	RoyKoopa 	Redvivor 	Easter Island 	2nd 	 	
36	 	My attempt at Roy Koopa was a lot better in theory than in practice. His whole schtick was that he was a manly tough guy on the outside, but was actually a huge softie and would have romantic dreams and gush in the confessional about various women—I'm sure I was inspired by his namesake, Roy Orbison, there. The idea was there, but the whole character was sadly pretty forgettable (did you know he won three challenges post-merge? I didn't either) and the infamous Marina reference Roy made gave Dra an excuse to mock me for years. Classic. 	My attempt at Roy Koopa was a lot better in theory than in practice. His whole schtick was that he was a manly tough guy on the outside, but was actually a huge softie and would have romantic dreams and gush in the confessional about various women—I'm sure I was inspired by his namesake, Roy Orbison, there. The idea was there, but the whole character was sadly pretty forgettable (did you know he won three challenges post-merge? I didn't either) and the infamous Marina reference Roy made gave Dra an excuse to mock me for years. Classic. 	My attempt at Roy Koopa was a lot better in theory than in practice. His whole schtick was that he was a manly tough guy on the outside, but was actually a huge softie and would have romantic dreams and gush in the confessional about various women—I'm sure I was inspired by his namesake, Roy Orbison, there. The idea was there, but the whole character was sadly pretty forgettable (did you know he won three challenges post-merge? I didn't either) and the infamous Marina reference Roy made gave Dra an excuse to mock me for years. Classic. 	My attempt at Roy Koopa was a lot better in theory than in practice. His whole schtick was that he was a manly tough guy on the outside, but was actually a huge softie and would have romantic dreams and gush in the confessional about various women—I'm sure I was inspired by his namesake, Roy Orbison, there. The idea was there, but the whole character was sadly pretty forgettable (did you know he won three challenges post-merge? I didn't either) and the infamous Marina reference Roy made gave Dra an excuse to mock me for years. Classic. 	My attempt at Roy Koopa was a lot better in theory than in practice. His whole schtick was that he was a manly tough guy on the outside, but was actually a huge softie and would have romantic dreams and gush in the confessional about various women—I'm sure I was inspired by his namesake, Roy Orbison, there. The idea was there, but the whole character was sadly pretty forgettable (did you know he won three challenges post-merge? I didn't either) and the infamous Marina reference Roy made gave Dra an excuse to mock me for years. Classic.
35	WillFloorman 	Epicvivor 	Japan 	12th 	 	
35	 	Objectively, Will Floorman is down there with my worst, but the whole thing was just so fucking funny. This was the first post-Fritz Epicvivor RP, if memory calls, but I wasn't about to let his memory die just yet—especially since Kevvy HIMSELF was in Japan as well. I joined the RP as a Kevvy-esque character who did nothing but harass the real Kevvy's character, quickly driving him to quit (which I genuinely felt bad about afterward). Don't forget, I did all this while framing myself as CK for some reason. Floorman was then voted out at his first TC, just as I planned, where he revealed he was actually Fritz in disguise. Gasp! I don't know why I chose to create such a mindfuck but, I mean, Will Floorman is still floating around the wiki lexicon 7 years later, so something worked. 	Objectively, Will Floorman is down there with my worst, but the whole thing was just so fucking funny. This was the first post-Fritz Epicvivor RP, if memory calls, but I wasn't about to let his memory die just yet—especially since Kevvy HIMSELF was in Japan as well. I joined the RP as a Kevvy-esque character who did nothing but harass the real Kevvy's character, quickly driving him to quit (which I genuinely felt bad about afterward). Don't forget, I did all this while framing myself as CK for some reason. Floorman was then voted out at his first TC, just as I planned, where he revealed he was actually Fritz in disguise. Gasp! I don't know why I chose to create such a mindfuck but, I mean, Will Floorman is still floating around the wiki lexicon 7 years later, so something worked. 	Objectively, Will Floorman is down there with my worst, but the whole thing was just so fucking funny. This was the first post-Fritz Epicvivor RP, if memory calls, but I wasn't about to let his memory die just yet—especially since Kevvy HIMSELF was in Japan as well. I joined the RP as a Kevvy-esque character who did nothing but harass the real Kevvy's character, quickly driving him to quit (which I genuinely felt bad about afterward). Don't forget, I did all this while framing myself as CK for some reason. Floorman was then voted out at his first TC, just as I planned, where he revealed he was actually Fritz in disguise. Gasp! I don't know why I chose to create such a mindfuck but, I mean, Will Floorman is still floating around the wiki lexicon 7 years later, so something worked. 	Objectively, Will Floorman is down there with my worst, but the whole thing was just so fucking funny. This was the first post-Fritz Epicvivor RP, if memory calls, but I wasn't about to let his memory die just yet—especially since Kevvy HIMSELF was in Japan as well. I joined the RP as a Kevvy-esque character who did nothing but harass the real Kevvy's character, quickly driving him to quit (which I genuinely felt bad about afterward). Don't forget, I did all this while framing myself as CK for some reason. Floorman was then voted out at his first TC, just as I planned, where he revealed he was actually Fritz in disguise. Gasp! I don't know why I chose to create such a mindfuck but, I mean, Will Floorman is still floating around the wiki lexicon 7 years later, so something worked. 	Objectively, Will Floorman is down there with my worst, but the whole thing was just so fucking funny. This was the first post-Fritz Epicvivor RP, if memory calls, but I wasn't about to let his memory die just yet—especially since Kevvy HIMSELF was in Japan as well. I joined the RP as a Kevvy-esque character who did nothing but harass the real Kevvy's character, quickly driving him to quit (which I genuinely felt bad about afterward). Don't forget, I did all this while framing myself as CK for some reason. Floorman was then voted out at his first TC, just as I planned, where he revealed he was actually Fritz in disguise. Gasp! I don't know why I chose to create such a mindfuck but, I mean, Will Floorman is still floating around the wiki lexicon 7 years later, so something worked.
34	SorenLorensen 	RedSurvivor 	II 	8th 	 	
34	 	Nothing but positive memories of Soren here. This may be the only RP I did outside of my own home/college dorm, I played at my grandparents' old house over 2012 Christmas break. I was using my grandpa's ANCIENT desktop Mac which lagged beyond belief, the RP was at like 3pm for some reason, and once my family decided we'd spend the afternoon at the Chicago Botanic Garden, I said fuck it, left, and Soren immediately died. Not only was he genuinely funny (he was a Norwegian pirate) but he brings back great memories of my grandparents' old place. Rest in peace, king. 	Nothing but positive memories of Soren here. This may be the only RP I did outside of my own home/college dorm, I played at my grandparents' old house over 2012 Christmas break. I was using my grandpa's ANCIENT desktop Mac which lagged beyond belief, the RP was at like 3pm for some reason, and once my family decided we'd spend the afternoon at the Chicago Botanic Garden, I said fuck it, left, and Soren immediately died. Not only was he genuinely funny (he was a Norwegian pirate) but he brings back great memories of my grandparents' old place. Rest in peace, king. 	Nothing but positive memories of Soren here. This may be the only RP I did outside of my own home/college dorm, I played at my grandparents' old house over 2012 Christmas break. I was using my grandpa's ANCIENT desktop Mac which lagged beyond belief, the RP was at like 3pm for some reason, and once my family decided we'd spend the afternoon at the Chicago Botanic Garden, I said fuck it, left, and Soren immediately died. Not only was he genuinely funny (he was a Norwegian pirate) but he brings back great memories of my grandparents' old place. Rest in peace, king. 	Nothing but positive memories of Soren here. This may be the only RP I did outside of my own home/college dorm, I played at my grandparents' old house over 2012 Christmas break. I was using my grandpa's ANCIENT desktop Mac which lagged beyond belief, the RP was at like 3pm for some reason, and once my family decided we'd spend the afternoon at the Chicago Botanic Garden, I said fuck it, left, and Soren immediately died. Not only was he genuinely funny (he was a Norwegian pirate) but he brings back great memories of my grandparents' old place. Rest in peace, king. 	Nothing but positive memories of Soren here. This may be the only RP I did outside of my own home/college dorm, I played at my grandparents' old house over 2012 Christmas break. I was using my grandpa's ANCIENT desktop Mac which lagged beyond belief, the RP was at like 3pm for some reason, and once my family decided we'd spend the afternoon at the Chicago Botanic Garden, I said fuck it, left, and Soren immediately died. Not only was he genuinely funny (he was a Norwegian pirate) but he brings back great memories of my grandparents' old place. Rest in peace, king.
33	SirTobyBelch 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Turkey 	2nd 	 	
33	 	Pretty much the evolution of Trekkie, Sir Toby was a bumbling, drunken buffoon who aligned with Tom TDWI (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) right off the bat. We fucked around for a bit and it was funny, but since Ovivor: Turkey had EIGHTEEN PEOPLE, I ran out of material impressively early and spent the remaining 6-or-so hours tepidly shitposting, before Tom and I lost to "Myself" (played by Reddy). Great idea for a character, though—reminds me of The School. 	Pretty much the evolution of Trekkie, Sir Toby was a bumbling, drunken buffoon who aligned with Tom TDWI (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) right off the bat. We fucked around for a bit and it was funny, but since Ovivor: Turkey had EIGHTEEN PEOPLE, I ran out of material impressively early and spent the remaining 6-or-so hours tepidly shitposting, before Tom and I lost to "Myself" (played by Reddy). Great idea for a character, though—reminds me of The School. 	Pretty much the evolution of Trekkie, Sir Toby was a bumbling, drunken buffoon who aligned with Tom TDWI (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) right off the bat. We fucked around for a bit and it was funny, but since Ovivor: Turkey had EIGHTEEN PEOPLE, I ran out of material impressively early and spent the remaining 6-or-so hours tepidly shitposting, before Tom and I lost to "Myself" (played by Reddy). Great idea for a character, though—reminds me of The School. 	Pretty much the evolution of Trekkie, Sir Toby was a bumbling, drunken buffoon who aligned with Tom TDWI (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) right off the bat. We fucked around for a bit and it was funny, but since Ovivor: Turkey had EIGHTEEN PEOPLE, I ran out of material impressively early and spent the remaining 6-or-so hours tepidly shitposting, before Tom and I lost to "Myself" (played by Reddy). Great idea for a character, though—reminds me of The School. 	Pretty much the evolution of Trekkie, Sir Toby was a bumbling, drunken buffoon who aligned with Tom TDWI (whose real name is Mr. Pantsito) right off the bat. We fucked around for a bit and it was funny, but since Ovivor: Turkey had EIGHTEEN PEOPLE, I ran out of material impressively early and spent the remaining 6-or-so hours tepidly shitposting, before Tom and I lost to "Myself" (played by Reddy). Great idea for a character, though—reminds me of The School.
32	Sandsvendor100 	Epicvivor 	Cagayan (non-canon) 	2nd 	 	
32	 	The less I say about this dumpster fire of an RP, the better, but Seymour WAS fun to play.
Hands. 	The less I say about this dumpster fire of an RP, the better, but Seymour WAS fun to play.
Hands. 	The less I say about this dumpster fire of an RP, the better, but Seymour WAS fun to play.
Hands. 	The less I say about this dumpster fire of an RP, the better, but Seymour WAS fun to play.
Hands. 	The less I say about this dumpster fire of an RP, the better, but Seymour WAS fun to play.
Hands.
31	Wolfgang 	Nalyd's Survivor 	IRC Island 	1st 	 	
31	 	The one who started it all. Wolfie was the very first modern RP winner, which turned out to be a completely accidental spoiler for Total Drama: Superstar Showdown. I pretty much always loved writing for Wolfgang, and I think his RP character was no exception, but he mostly places this high due to nostalgia. 	The one who started it all. Wolfie was the very first modern RP winner, which turned out to be a completely accidental spoiler for Total Drama: Superstar Showdown. I pretty much always loved writing for Wolfgang, and I think his RP character was no exception, but he mostly places this high due to nostalgia. 	The one who started it all. Wolfie was the very first modern RP winner, which turned out to be a completely accidental spoiler for Total Drama: Superstar Showdown. I pretty much always loved writing for Wolfgang, and I think his RP character was no exception, but he mostly places this high due to nostalgia. 	The one who started it all. Wolfie was the very first modern RP winner, which turned out to be a completely accidental spoiler for Total Drama: Superstar Showdown. I pretty much always loved writing for Wolfgang, and I think his RP character was no exception, but he mostly places this high due to nostalgia. 	The one who started it all. Wolfie was the very first modern RP winner, which turned out to be a completely accidental spoiler for Total Drama: Superstar Showdown. I pretty much always loved writing for Wolfgang, and I think his RP character was no exception, but he mostly places this high due to nostalgia.
30	GoldieBloXXX 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Manchuria 	5th 	 	
30	 	The first of three very questionable characters I played in 2014 to deal with personal turmoil, GoldieBloXXX aka Monica was easily the least offensive, but also the least interesting. She went around and gave people death threats if they didn't make alliances with her, all while being super cheery and punctuating everything with a :). So she was basically just a rough draft version of Laurianne, no? Her peak was easily losing to SLIEMY in a post-merge Redemption Island duel. 	The first of three very questionable characters I played in 2014 to deal with personal turmoil, GoldieBloXXX aka Monica was easily the least offensive, but also the least interesting. She went around and gave people death threats if they didn't make alliances with her, all while being super cheery and punctuating everything with a :). So she was basically just a rough draft version of Laurianne, no? Her peak was easily losing to SLIEMY in a post-merge Redemption Island duel. 	The first of three very questionable characters I played in 2014 to deal with personal turmoil, GoldieBloXXX aka Monica was easily the least offensive, but also the least interesting. She went around and gave people death threats if they didn't make alliances with her, all while being super cheery and punctuating everything with a :). So she was basically just a rough draft version of Laurianne, no? Her peak was easily losing to SLIEMY in a post-merge Redemption Island duel. 	The first of three very questionable characters I played in 2014 to deal with personal turmoil, GoldieBloXXX aka Monica was easily the least offensive, but also the least interesting. She went around and gave people death threats if they didn't make alliances with her, all while being super cheery and punctuating everything with a :). So she was basically just a rough draft version of Laurianne, no? Her peak was easily losing to SLIEMY in a post-merge Redemption Island duel. 	The first of three very questionable characters I played in 2014 to deal with personal turmoil, GoldieBloXXX aka Monica was easily the least offensive, but also the least interesting. She went around and gave people death threats if they didn't make alliances with her, all while being super cheery and punctuating everything with a :). So she was basically just a rough draft version of Laurianne, no? Her peak was easily losing to SLIEMY in a post-merge Redemption Island duel.
29	Laurianne 	Epicvivor 	Cameroon, All-Stars 	4th, 5th 	 	
29	 	I mean... besides the obvious one, Laurianne may have been my most mean-spirited character of all. I feel bad about this one nowadays—she was based on my high school ex's best friend who was irrationally jealous of me, so I guess I thought playing an insulting parody of her would be cathartic (and it kinda was). And sadly, the actual girl had SO much meme potential that I barely capitalized on. Overall, it's hard not to feel like a turd when reflecting on Laurianne's Epicvivor tenure, even though she had some undeniably great moments, such as her rivalry with Matt's NakedToad. Her return appearance in All-Stars was a shadow of Cameroon for sure, but everyone kinda sucked in that RP. 	I mean... besides the obvious one, Laurianne may have been my most mean-spirited character of all. I feel bad about this one nowadays—she was based on my high school ex's best friend who was irrationally jealous of me, so I guess I thought playing an insulting parody of her would be cathartic (and it kinda was). And sadly, the actual girl had SO much meme potential that I barely capitalized on. Overall, it's hard not to feel like a turd when reflecting on Laurianne's Epicvivor tenure, even though she had some undeniably great moments, such as her rivalry with Matt's NakedToad. Her return appearance in All-Stars was a shadow of Cameroon for sure, but everyone kinda sucked in that RP. 	I mean... besides the obvious one, Laurianne may have been my most mean-spirited character of all. I feel bad about this one nowadays—she was based on my high school ex's best friend who was irrationally jealous of me, so I guess I thought playing an insulting parody of her would be cathartic (and it kinda was). And sadly, the actual girl had SO much meme potential that I barely capitalized on. Overall, it's hard not to feel like a turd when reflecting on Laurianne's Epicvivor tenure, even though she had some undeniably great moments, such as her rivalry with Matt's NakedToad. Her return appearance in All-Stars was a shadow of Cameroon for sure, but everyone kinda sucked in that RP. 	I mean... besides the obvious one, Laurianne may have been my most mean-spirited character of all. I feel bad about this one nowadays—she was based on my high school ex's best friend who was irrationally jealous of me, so I guess I thought playing an insulting parody of her would be cathartic (and it kinda was). And sadly, the actual girl had SO much meme potential that I barely capitalized on. Overall, it's hard not to feel like a turd when reflecting on Laurianne's Epicvivor tenure, even though she had some undeniably great moments, such as her rivalry with Matt's NakedToad. Her return appearance in All-Stars was a shadow of Cameroon for sure, but everyone kinda sucked in that RP. 	I mean... besides the obvious one, Laurianne may have been my most mean-spirited character of all. I feel bad about this one nowadays—she was based on my high school ex's best friend who was irrationally jealous of me, so I guess I thought playing an insulting parody of her would be cathartic (and it kinda was). And sadly, the actual girl had SO much meme potential that I barely capitalized on. Overall, it's hard not to feel like a turd when reflecting on Laurianne's Epicvivor tenure, even though she had some undeniably great moments, such as her rivalry with Matt's NakedToad. Her return appearance in All-Stars was a shadow of Cameroon for sure, but everyone kinda sucked in that RP.
28	Diamond 	Firevivor 	Robot Pirate Island 	5th 	 	
28	 	Diamond was a "Tumblr girl" parody who talked in all lowercase devoid of any punctuation, obsessed over 2013 indie gurl shit like Electra Heart, and vehemently denied she was gay at every circumstance. Very low-hanging fruit, sure, but her personality was strangely evergreen (she'd be an e-girl in 2020, we all know it). 	Diamond was a "Tumblr girl" parody who talked in all lowercase devoid of any punctuation, obsessed over 2013 indie gurl shit like Electra Heart, and vehemently denied she was gay at every circumstance. Very low-hanging fruit, sure, but her personality was strangely evergreen (she'd be an e-girl in 2020, we all know it). 	Diamond was a "Tumblr girl" parody who talked in all lowercase devoid of any punctuation, obsessed over 2013 indie gurl shit like Electra Heart, and vehemently denied she was gay at every circumstance. Very low-hanging fruit, sure, but her personality was strangely evergreen (she'd be an e-girl in 2020, we all know it). 	Diamond was a "Tumblr girl" parody who talked in all lowercase devoid of any punctuation, obsessed over 2013 indie gurl shit like Electra Heart, and vehemently denied she was gay at every circumstance. Very low-hanging fruit, sure, but her personality was strangely evergreen (she'd be an e-girl in 2020, we all know it). 	Diamond was a "Tumblr girl" parody who talked in all lowercase devoid of any punctuation, obsessed over 2013 indie gurl shit like Electra Heart, and vehemently denied she was gay at every circumstance. Very low-hanging fruit, sure, but her personality was strangely evergreen (she'd be an e-girl in 2020, we all know it).
27	RupertBoneham 	Redvivor 	New Zealand 	5th 	 	
27	 	It's easy to forget that I ever played Rupert, and I'm not surprised, because my Survivor parodies can feel kinda lazy. But Rupert was probably one of the best choices to parody, and I remember him having some pretty solid moments, such as thinking the "Laura" CieraEastin kept referring to was his wife, posting inane Rupert tweets like "When Jeff talks during the challenges, it is very distracting. It's great for the viewer, but adds another layer of challenge. #Survivor", and screaming "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR ME?!" after people voted for him. Pretty typical, but fun. 	It's easy to forget that I ever played Rupert, and I'm not surprised, because my Survivor parodies can feel kinda lazy. But Rupert was probably one of the best choices to parody, and I remember him having some pretty solid moments, such as thinking the "Laura" CieraEastin kept referring to was his wife, posting inane Rupert tweets like "When Jeff talks during the challenges, it is very distracting. It's great for the viewer, but adds another layer of challenge. #Survivor", and screaming "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR ME?!" after people voted for him. Pretty typical, but fun. 	It's easy to forget that I ever played Rupert, and I'm not surprised, because my Survivor parodies can feel kinda lazy. But Rupert was probably one of the best choices to parody, and I remember him having some pretty solid moments, such as thinking the "Laura" CieraEastin kept referring to was his wife, posting inane Rupert tweets like "When Jeff talks during the challenges, it is very distracting. It's great for the viewer, but adds another layer of challenge. #Survivor", and screaming "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR ME?!" after people voted for him. Pretty typical, but fun. 	It's easy to forget that I ever played Rupert, and I'm not surprised, because my Survivor parodies can feel kinda lazy. But Rupert was probably one of the best choices to parody, and I remember him having some pretty solid moments, such as thinking the "Laura" CieraEastin kept referring to was his wife, posting inane Rupert tweets like "When Jeff talks during the challenges, it is very distracting. It's great for the viewer, but adds another layer of challenge. #Survivor", and screaming "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR ME?!" after people voted for him. Pretty typical, but fun. 	It's easy to forget that I ever played Rupert, and I'm not surprised, because my Survivor parodies can feel kinda lazy. But Rupert was probably one of the best choices to parody, and I remember him having some pretty solid moments, such as thinking the "Laura" CieraEastin kept referring to was his wife, posting inane Rupert tweets like "When Jeff talks during the challenges, it is very distracting. It's great for the viewer, but adds another layer of challenge. #Survivor", and screaming "WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR ME?!" after people voted for him. Pretty typical, but fun.
26	DebbieWanner 	Redvivor 	Canada 	2nd 	 	
26	 	Another late-series Survivor parody I pulled out for Redvivor, Debbie wasn't the most original either but she was a lot of fun to spoof, especially because this was well before Game Changers and Debbie was a lot more wholesome. My alliance with MrE's JoeDelCampo was good, even if we both lost to Muffine at the end. I think my main reasoning for playing so many Survivor contestants in later Redvivors was that I didn't want to attempt another Marianne/Christine/Cristina-type "g.oddess" and flop, so they felt like a failsafe. Eh. 	Another late-series Survivor parody I pulled out for Redvivor, Debbie wasn't the most original either but she was a lot of fun to spoof, especially because this was well before Game Changers and Debbie was a lot more wholesome. My alliance with MrE's JoeDelCampo was good, even if we both lost to Muffine at the end. I think my main reasoning for playing so many Survivor contestants in later Redvivors was that I didn't want to attempt another Marianne/Christine/Cristina-type "g.oddess" and flop, so they felt like a failsafe. Eh. 	Another late-series Survivor parody I pulled out for Redvivor, Debbie wasn't the most original either but she was a lot of fun to spoof, especially because this was well before Game Changers and Debbie was a lot more wholesome. My alliance with MrE's JoeDelCampo was good, even if we both lost to Muffine at the end. I think my main reasoning for playing so many Survivor contestants in later Redvivors was that I didn't want to attempt another Marianne/Christine/Cristina-type "g.oddess" and flop, so they felt like a failsafe. Eh. 	Another late-series Survivor parody I pulled out for Redvivor, Debbie wasn't the most original either but she was a lot of fun to spoof, especially because this was well before Game Changers and Debbie was a lot more wholesome. My alliance with MrE's JoeDelCampo was good, even if we both lost to Muffine at the end. I think my main reasoning for playing so many Survivor contestants in later Redvivors was that I didn't want to attempt another Marianne/Christine/Cristina-type "g.oddess" and flop, so they felt like a failsafe. Eh. 	Another late-series Survivor parody I pulled out for Redvivor, Debbie wasn't the most original either but she was a lot of fun to spoof, especially because this was well before Game Changers and Debbie was a lot more wholesome. My alliance with MrE's JoeDelCampo was good, even if we both lost to Muffine at the end. I think my main reasoning for playing so many Survivor contestants in later Redvivors was that I didn't want to attempt another Marianne/Christine/Cristina-type "g.oddess" and flop, so they felt like a failsafe. Eh.
25	LILBTHEBASEDGOD 	CKSurvivor 	Singapore 	2nd 	 	
25	 	Lil B was waaaaay before his time. He predated iconic shitposting rapper characters such as Quavo and 6ix9ine by years, but could hold his own even now, and I feel like I more than did him justice. He went on incomprehensible diatribes about how everyone in the world needed to love each other, called everything "based," tried to get the girls to write "Lil B" on their bodies and send him pics, constantly promoted his new music, and signed every single one of his posts with "- Lil B." If only I could remember anything else about CKSurvivor: Singapore. 	Lil B was waaaaay before his time. He predated iconic shitposting rapper characters such as Quavo and 6ix9ine by years, but could hold his own even now, and I feel like I more than did him justice. He went on incomprehensible diatribes about how everyone in the world needed to love each other, called everything "based," tried to get the girls to write "Lil B" on their bodies and send him pics, constantly promoted his new music, and signed every single one of his posts with "- Lil B." If only I could remember anything else about CKSurvivor: Singapore. 	Lil B was waaaaay before his time. He predated iconic shitposting rapper characters such as Quavo and 6ix9ine by years, but could hold his own even now, and I feel like I more than did him justice. He went on incomprehensible diatribes about how everyone in the world needed to love each other, called everything "based," tried to get the girls to write "Lil B" on their bodies and send him pics, constantly promoted his new music, and signed every single one of his posts with "- Lil B." If only I could remember anything else about CKSurvivor: Singapore. 	Lil B was waaaaay before his time. He predated iconic shitposting rapper characters such as Quavo and 6ix9ine by years, but could hold his own even now, and I feel like I more than did him justice. He went on incomprehensible diatribes about how everyone in the world needed to love each other, called everything "based," tried to get the girls to write "Lil B" on their bodies and send him pics, constantly promoted his new music, and signed every single one of his posts with "- Lil B." If only I could remember anything else about CKSurvivor: Singapore. 	Lil B was waaaaay before his time. He predated iconic shitposting rapper characters such as Quavo and 6ix9ine by years, but could hold his own even now, and I feel like I more than did him justice. He went on incomprehensible diatribes about how everyone in the world needed to love each other, called everything "based," tried to get the girls to write "Lil B" on their bodies and send him pics, constantly promoted his new music, and signed every single one of his posts with "- Lil B." If only I could remember anything else about CKSurvivor: Singapore.
24	Flavio 	Epicvivor 	The Amazon 	1st 	 	
24	 	There's no doubt in my mind that Flavio was great, just based off of how ridiculous the character was in Paper Mario TTYD, and I have a soft spot for any character I manage to win a modern RP with, but here's the thing. Epicvivor: The Amazon is the infamous Lost Season, and I can't remember anything else about the cast, what Flavio did, or really, the season itself. F 	There's no doubt in my mind that Flavio was great, just based off of how ridiculous the character was in Paper Mario TTYD, and I have a soft spot for any character I manage to win a modern RP with, but here's the thing. Epicvivor: The Amazon is the infamous Lost Season, and I can't remember anything else about the cast, what Flavio did, or really, the season itself. F 	There's no doubt in my mind that Flavio was great, just based off of how ridiculous the character was in Paper Mario TTYD, and I have a soft spot for any character I manage to win a modern RP with, but here's the thing. Epicvivor: The Amazon is the infamous Lost Season, and I can't remember anything else about the cast, what Flavio did, or really, the season itself. F 	There's no doubt in my mind that Flavio was great, just based off of how ridiculous the character was in Paper Mario TTYD, and I have a soft spot for any character I manage to win a modern RP with, but here's the thing. Epicvivor: The Amazon is the infamous Lost Season, and I can't remember anything else about the cast, what Flavio did, or really, the season itself. F 	There's no doubt in my mind that Flavio was great, just based off of how ridiculous the character was in Paper Mario TTYD, and I have a soft spot for any character I manage to win a modern RP with, but here's the thing. Epicvivor: The Amazon is the infamous Lost Season, and I can't remember anything else about the cast, what Flavio did, or really, the season itself. F
23	Guzma 	Epicvivor 	Namibia 	4th 	 	
23	 	Unlike Flavio, there IS proof Guzma and his RP actually existed, but my memories are similarly foggy. Definitely had a lot of fun fucking around as him though, as he called everyone stupid and boasted about his battling skills while simultaneously being a big coward like his Golisopod. 	Unlike Flavio, there IS proof Guzma and his RP actually existed, but my memories are similarly foggy. Definitely had a lot of fun fucking around as him though, as he called everyone stupid and boasted about his battling skills while simultaneously being a big coward like his Golisopod. 	Unlike Flavio, there IS proof Guzma and his RP actually existed, but my memories are similarly foggy. Definitely had a lot of fun fucking around as him though, as he called everyone stupid and boasted about his battling skills while simultaneously being a big coward like his Golisopod. 	Unlike Flavio, there IS proof Guzma and his RP actually existed, but my memories are similarly foggy. Definitely had a lot of fun fucking around as him though, as he called everyone stupid and boasted about his battling skills while simultaneously being a big coward like his Golisopod. 	Unlike Flavio, there IS proof Guzma and his RP actually existed, but my memories are similarly foggy. Definitely had a lot of fun fucking around as him though, as he called everyone stupid and boasted about his battling skills while simultaneously being a big coward like his Golisopod.
22	Turid 	Dravivor 	Tahiti 	7th 	 	
22	 	Ah yes, the only good Dravivor season, as well as the only Dravivor I ever played in. (sp) My second Katzenjammer girl had a lot of the usual "g.oddess" female musician character traits, but she was definitely distinct from Marianne in that she was super grouchy and got into a VERY weird showmance with the legend himself, King Alfonso. Sadly, by this point everyone was well aware of Katzenjammer's existence, so the obscure references I perfected with Marianne didn't fly as easily, but Turid's personality was distinct regardless. Getting idoled out by the Turntkey sisters had me heated but was a fitting way to end her arc. 	Ah yes, the only good Dravivor season, as well as the only Dravivor I ever played in. (sp) My second Katzenjammer girl had a lot of the usual "g.oddess" female musician character traits, but she was definitely distinct from Marianne in that she was super grouchy and got into a VERY weird showmance with the legend himself, King Alfonso. Sadly, by this point everyone was well aware of Katzenjammer's existence, so the obscure references I perfected with Marianne didn't fly as easily, but Turid's personality was distinct regardless. Getting idoled out by the Turntkey sisters had me heated but was a fitting way to end her arc. 	Ah yes, the only good Dravivor season, as well as the only Dravivor I ever played in. (sp) My second Katzenjammer girl had a lot of the usual "g.oddess" female musician character traits, but she was definitely distinct from Marianne in that she was super grouchy and got into a VERY weird showmance with the legend himself, King Alfonso. Sadly, by this point everyone was well aware of Katzenjammer's existence, so the obscure references I perfected with Marianne didn't fly as easily, but Turid's personality was distinct regardless. Getting idoled out by the Turntkey sisters had me heated but was a fitting way to end her arc. 	Ah yes, the only good Dravivor season, as well as the only Dravivor I ever played in. (sp) My second Katzenjammer girl had a lot of the usual "g.oddess" female musician character traits, but she was definitely distinct from Marianne in that she was super grouchy and got into a VERY weird showmance with the legend himself, King Alfonso. Sadly, by this point everyone was well aware of Katzenjammer's existence, so the obscure references I perfected with Marianne didn't fly as easily, but Turid's personality was distinct regardless. Getting idoled out by the Turntkey sisters had me heated but was a fitting way to end her arc. 	Ah yes, the only good Dravivor season, as well as the only Dravivor I ever played in. (sp) My second Katzenjammer girl had a lot of the usual "g.oddess" female musician character traits, but she was definitely distinct from Marianne in that she was super grouchy and got into a VERY weird showmance with the legend himself, King Alfonso. Sadly, by this point everyone was well aware of Katzenjammer's existence, so the obscure references I perfected with Marianne didn't fly as easily, but Turid's personality was distinct regardless. Getting idoled out by the Turntkey sisters had me heated but was a fitting way to end her arc.
21	RickSanchez 	TV Stars 	Director's Cut 	3rd 	 	
21	 	Writing about, or even thinking about, this RP in any way is kinda rough because it took place during a very bleak point in my life. TV Stars: Director's Cut took place on a Friday night in April 2017, the month that I have almost zero coherent memories of (lmao), right as I was just becoming obsessed with Rick & Morty. I ended up "method acting" as Rick, AKA I downed somewhere between 6-10 shots of vodka throughout the night, and the whole experience was kinda miserable. It's so easy to dunk on Rick & Morty and this RP in retrospect, and I know Carlos7281 does exactly that all the time (especially since his superior DennisReynolds was overshadowed by Rick), but I reviewed the transcript and Rick was at least super fucking in-character. The fact that every post he made was like... multiple sentences long, becoming less and less coherent as they went on, really made him seem like a broken man slowly descending into madness. Which, I mean, I was.	Writing about, or even thinking about, this RP in any way is kinda rough because it took place during a very bleak point in my life. TV Stars: Director's Cut took place on a Friday night in April 2017, the month that I have almost zero coherent memories of (lmao), right as I was just becoming obsessed with Rick & Morty. I ended up "method acting" as Rick, AKA I downed somewhere between 6-10 shots of vodka throughout the night, and the whole experience was kinda miserable. It's so easy to dunk on Rick & Morty and this RP in retrospect, and I know Carlos7281 does exactly that all the time (especially since his superior DennisReynolds was overshadowed by Rick), but I reviewed the transcript and Rick was at least super fucking in-character. The fact that every post he made was like... multiple sentences long, becoming less and less coherent as they went on, really made him seem like a broken man slowly descending into madness. Which, I mean, I was.	Writing about, or even thinking about, this RP in any way is kinda rough because it took place during a very bleak point in my life. TV Stars: Director's Cut took place on a Friday night in April 2017, the month that I have almost zero coherent memories of (lmao), right as I was just becoming obsessed with Rick & Morty. I ended up "method acting" as Rick, AKA I downed somewhere between 6-10 shots of vodka throughout the night, and the whole experience was kinda miserable. It's so easy to dunk on Rick & Morty and this RP in retrospect, and I know Carlos7281 does exactly that all the time (especially since his superior DennisReynolds was overshadowed by Rick), but I reviewed the transcript and Rick was at least super fucking in-character. The fact that every post he made was like... multiple sentences long, becoming less and less coherent as they went on, really made him seem like a broken man slowly descending into madness. Which, I mean, I was.	Writing about, or even thinking about, this RP in any way is kinda rough because it took place during a very bleak point in my life. TV Stars: Director's Cut took place on a Friday night in April 2017, the month that I have almost zero coherent memories of (lmao), right as I was just becoming obsessed with Rick & Morty. I ended up "method acting" as Rick, AKA I downed somewhere between 6-10 shots of vodka throughout the night, and the whole experience was kinda miserable. It's so easy to dunk on Rick & Morty and this RP in retrospect, and I know Carlos7281 does exactly that all the time (especially since his superior DennisReynolds was overshadowed by Rick), but I reviewed the transcript and Rick was at least super fucking in-character. The fact that every post he made was like... multiple sentences long, becoming less and less coherent as they went on, really made him seem like a broken man slowly descending into madness. Which, I mean, I was.	Writing about, or even thinking about, this RP in any way is kinda rough because it took place during a very bleak point in my life. TV Stars: Director's Cut took place on a Friday night in April 2017, the month that I have almost zero coherent memories of (lmao), right as I was just becoming obsessed with Rick & Morty. I ended up "method acting" as Rick, AKA I downed somewhere between 6-10 shots of vodka throughout the night, and the whole experience was kinda miserable. It's so easy to dunk on Rick & Morty and this RP in retrospect, and I know Carlos7281 does exactly that all the time (especially since his superior DennisReynolds was overshadowed by Rick), but I reviewed the transcript and Rick was at least super fucking in-character. The fact that every post he made was like... multiple sentences long, becoming less and less coherent as they went on, really made him seem like a broken man slowly descending into madness. Which, I mean, I was.
20	Artemis 	SGvivor 	Honduras 	1st 	 	
20	 	I believe SGvivor: Honduras was the only RP in 2018, and it was super low-effort and stupid in the funniest way possible. I had just gotten back from Belfast and watched all 12 seasons of IASIP in rapid succession, so not only was Artemis a super easy character to play, but Epic joined in on the fun by playing DeeReynolds. We basically just bickered for the entire RP and then Artemis won for some reason, so good shit overall. 	I believe SGvivor: Honduras was the only RP in 2018, and it was super low-effort and stupid in the funniest way possible. I had just gotten back from Belfast and watched all 12 seasons of IASIP in rapid succession, so not only was Artemis a super easy character to play, but Epic joined in on the fun by playing DeeReynolds. We basically just bickered for the entire RP and then Artemis won for some reason, so good shit overall. 	I believe SGvivor: Honduras was the only RP in 2018, and it was super low-effort and stupid in the funniest way possible. I had just gotten back from Belfast and watched all 12 seasons of IASIP in rapid succession, so not only was Artemis a super easy character to play, but Epic joined in on the fun by playing DeeReynolds. We basically just bickered for the entire RP and then Artemis won for some reason, so good shit overall. 	I believe SGvivor: Honduras was the only RP in 2018, and it was super low-effort and stupid in the funniest way possible. I had just gotten back from Belfast and watched all 12 seasons of IASIP in rapid succession, so not only was Artemis a super easy character to play, but Epic joined in on the fun by playing DeeReynolds. We basically just bickered for the entire RP and then Artemis won for some reason, so good shit overall. 	I believe SGvivor: Honduras was the only RP in 2018, and it was super low-effort and stupid in the funniest way possible. I had just gotten back from Belfast and watched all 12 seasons of IASIP in rapid succession, so not only was Artemis a super easy character to play, but Epic joined in on the fun by playing DeeReynolds. We basically just bickered for the entire RP and then Artemis won for some reason, so good shit overall.
19	ElizaNewOrlins 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Kyushu, All-Stars 	3rd, 2nd 	 	
19	 	Eliza was one of my earliest stars and, for a long time, my only Survivor parody I was genuinely happy with. I near-perfected her personality and she just spent the whole game paranoid as fuck. I think her dynamics with other characters (most importantly JuddSergeant) were what made her own character as good as it was, though, and despite getting robbed in both of her seasons, she contributed a lot to Ovivor: All-Stars being a timeless classic. 	Eliza was one of my earliest stars and, for a long time, my only Survivor parody I was genuinely happy with. I near-perfected her personality and she just spent the whole game paranoid as fuck. I think her dynamics with other characters (most importantly JuddSergeant) were what made her own character as good as it was, though, and despite getting robbed in both of her seasons, she contributed a lot to Ovivor: All-Stars being a timeless classic. 	Eliza was one of my earliest stars and, for a long time, my only Survivor parody I was genuinely happy with. I near-perfected her personality and she just spent the whole game paranoid as fuck. I think her dynamics with other characters (most importantly JuddSergeant) were what made her own character as good as it was, though, and despite getting robbed in both of her seasons, she contributed a lot to Ovivor: All-Stars being a timeless classic. 	Eliza was one of my earliest stars and, for a long time, my only Survivor parody I was genuinely happy with. I near-perfected her personality and she just spent the whole game paranoid as fuck. I think her dynamics with other characters (most importantly JuddSergeant) were what made her own character as good as it was, though, and despite getting robbed in both of her seasons, she contributed a lot to Ovivor: All-Stars being a timeless classic. 	Eliza was one of my earliest stars and, for a long time, my only Survivor parody I was genuinely happy with. I near-perfected her personality and she just spent the whole game paranoid as fuck. I think her dynamics with other characters (most importantly JuddSergeant) were what made her own character as good as it was, though, and despite getting robbed in both of her seasons, she contributed a lot to Ovivor: All-Stars being a timeless classic.
18	TeamRocketJessie 	TV Stars 	Bollywood 	4th 	 	
18	 	Jessie was one of the many, MANY characters I played in a bumbling duo with MrE, and she was also one of the best. I wasn't taking the character seriously at all, so she just screamed at people, tried to kidnap Pikachu (who was definitely not even there), and harassed Clemont, the Pokemon Gym Leader who was also competing. After James got out, Jessie found her way in an all-girls alliance and kicked ass until the final four, which was a great denouement to her time in the RP.  	Jessie was one of the many, MANY characters I played in a bumbling duo with MrE, and she was also one of the best. I wasn't taking the character seriously at all, so she just screamed at people, tried to kidnap Pikachu (who was definitely not even there), and harassed Clemont, the Pokemon Gym Leader who was also competing. After James got out, Jessie found her way in an all-girls alliance and kicked ass until the final four, which was a great denouement to her time in the RP.  	Jessie was one of the many, MANY characters I played in a bumbling duo with MrE, and she was also one of the best. I wasn't taking the character seriously at all, so she just screamed at people, tried to kidnap Pikachu (who was definitely not even there), and harassed Clemont, the Pokemon Gym Leader who was also competing. After James got out, Jessie found her way in an all-girls alliance and kicked ass until the final four, which was a great denouement to her time in the RP.  	Jessie was one of the many, MANY characters I played in a bumbling duo with MrE, and she was also one of the best. I wasn't taking the character seriously at all, so she just screamed at people, tried to kidnap Pikachu (who was definitely not even there), and harassed Clemont, the Pokemon Gym Leader who was also competing. After James got out, Jessie found her way in an all-girls alliance and kicked ass until the final four, which was a great denouement to her time in the RP.  	Jessie was one of the many, MANY characters I played in a bumbling duo with MrE, and she was also one of the best. I wasn't taking the character seriously at all, so she just screamed at people, tried to kidnap Pikachu (who was definitely not even there), and harassed Clemont, the Pokemon Gym Leader who was also competing. After James got out, Jessie found her way in an all-girls alliance and kicked ass until the final four, which was a great denouement to her time in the RP. 
17	Popple 	Epicvivor 	Malaysia 	5th 	 	
17	 	Popple's shtick was that he thought of himself as a Master Thief and went around plotting, stealing things, and trying to find a "Rookie"—who ended up being Dra's take on TD Dakota. The riffing I did with Dakota was a lot of fun, and Popple's outdated '40s mobster slang spiced up the dialogue. I DO remember getting slightly pissed at my untimely F5 boot, considering I was up against an invisible Jordan character, a Dylan character, and TWO Dra characters. But then again, what better of a way for Popple to make his exit? 	Popple's shtick was that he thought of himself as a Master Thief and went around plotting, stealing things, and trying to find a "Rookie"—who ended up being Dra's take on TD Dakota. The riffing I did with Dakota was a lot of fun, and Popple's outdated '40s mobster slang spiced up the dialogue. I DO remember getting slightly pissed at my untimely F5 boot, considering I was up against an invisible Jordan character, a Dylan character, and TWO Dra characters. But then again, what better of a way for Popple to make his exit? 	Popple's shtick was that he thought of himself as a Master Thief and went around plotting, stealing things, and trying to find a "Rookie"—who ended up being Dra's take on TD Dakota. The riffing I did with Dakota was a lot of fun, and Popple's outdated '40s mobster slang spiced up the dialogue. I DO remember getting slightly pissed at my untimely F5 boot, considering I was up against an invisible Jordan character, a Dylan character, and TWO Dra characters. But then again, what better of a way for Popple to make his exit? 	Popple's shtick was that he thought of himself as a Master Thief and went around plotting, stealing things, and trying to find a "Rookie"—who ended up being Dra's take on TD Dakota. The riffing I did with Dakota was a lot of fun, and Popple's outdated '40s mobster slang spiced up the dialogue. I DO remember getting slightly pissed at my untimely F5 boot, considering I was up against an invisible Jordan character, a Dylan character, and TWO Dra characters. But then again, what better of a way for Popple to make his exit? 	Popple's shtick was that he thought of himself as a Master Thief and went around plotting, stealing things, and trying to find a "Rookie"—who ended up being Dra's take on TD Dakota. The riffing I did with Dakota was a lot of fun, and Popple's outdated '40s mobster slang spiced up the dialogue. I DO remember getting slightly pissed at my untimely F5 boot, considering I was up against an invisible Jordan character, a Dylan character, and TWO Dra characters. But then again, what better of a way for Popple to make his exit?
16	BitchyBernice 	Epicvivor 	Gabon 	3rd 	 	
16	 	Uhhhhhh, where do I begin with this one? Epicvivor: Gabon took place in January '15, and I was apparently still dealing with baggage about my relationship that ended the summer before (see Laurianne and GoldieBloXXX's entries for more intel on that). Fire joined in and played an ex, got Reddy of all people to play another one of his exes, and the #EvilExes alliance laid waste upon Gabon. The Exes are quite a polarizing force amongst the wiki, even now, but I'm here to give the correct opinion: yes, it was kinda uncomfortable and also deeply pathetic, but above all else, it was FUNNY. I wish Epic had kept the whole transcript for the RP but from the few snippets that remain, I can tell I nailed her personality. The weird part is, I'd been over her for months and had been embroiled with you-know-who for weeks at that point. So I don't even know the rationale as to why I dug up that baggage, but it was worth it. 	Uhhhhhh, where do I begin with this one? Epicvivor: Gabon took place in January '15, and I was apparently still dealing with baggage about my relationship that ended the summer before (see Laurianne and GoldieBloXXX's entries for more intel on that). Fire joined in and played an ex, got Reddy of all people to play another one of his exes, and the #EvilExes alliance laid waste upon Gabon. The Exes are quite a polarizing force amongst the wiki, even now, but I'm here to give the correct opinion: yes, it was kinda uncomfortable and also deeply pathetic, but above all else, it was FUNNY. I wish Epic had kept the whole transcript for the RP but from the few snippets that remain, I can tell I nailed her personality. The weird part is, I'd been over her for months and had been embroiled with you-know-who for weeks at that point. So I don't even know the rationale as to why I dug up that baggage, but it was worth it. 	Uhhhhhh, where do I begin with this one? Epicvivor: Gabon took place in January '15, and I was apparently still dealing with baggage about my relationship that ended the summer before (see Laurianne and GoldieBloXXX's entries for more intel on that). Fire joined in and played an ex, got Reddy of all people to play another one of his exes, and the #EvilExes alliance laid waste upon Gabon. The Exes are quite a polarizing force amongst the wiki, even now, but I'm here to give the correct opinion: yes, it was kinda uncomfortable and also deeply pathetic, but above all else, it was FUNNY. I wish Epic had kept the whole transcript for the RP but from the few snippets that remain, I can tell I nailed her personality. The weird part is, I'd been over her for months and had been embroiled with you-know-who for weeks at that point. So I don't even know the rationale as to why I dug up that baggage, but it was worth it. 	Uhhhhhh, where do I begin with this one? Epicvivor: Gabon took place in January '15, and I was apparently still dealing with baggage about my relationship that ended the summer before (see Laurianne and GoldieBloXXX's entries for more intel on that). Fire joined in and played an ex, got Reddy of all people to play another one of his exes, and the #EvilExes alliance laid waste upon Gabon. The Exes are quite a polarizing force amongst the wiki, even now, but I'm here to give the correct opinion: yes, it was kinda uncomfortable and also deeply pathetic, but above all else, it was FUNNY. I wish Epic had kept the whole transcript for the RP but from the few snippets that remain, I can tell I nailed her personality. The weird part is, I'd been over her for months and had been embroiled with you-know-who for weeks at that point. So I don't even know the rationale as to why I dug up that baggage, but it was worth it. 	Uhhhhhh, where do I begin with this one? Epicvivor: Gabon took place in January '15, and I was apparently still dealing with baggage about my relationship that ended the summer before (see Laurianne and GoldieBloXXX's entries for more intel on that). Fire joined in and played an ex, got Reddy of all people to play another one of his exes, and the #EvilExes alliance laid waste upon Gabon. The Exes are quite a polarizing force amongst the wiki, even now, but I'm here to give the correct opinion: yes, it was kinda uncomfortable and also deeply pathetic, but above all else, it was FUNNY. I wish Epic had kept the whole transcript for the RP but from the few snippets that remain, I can tell I nailed her personality. The weird part is, I'd been over her for months and had been embroiled with you-know-who for weeks at that point. So I don't even know the rationale as to why I dug up that baggage, but it was worth it.
15	RonnieRadke 	Redvivor 	Redemption Island 	5th 	 	
15	 	A downright perfect throwback to 2014, RonnieRadke was exactly what you'd think he'd be: a huge, raging asshole who created an all-female alliance called #BadGirlsClub, while hitting on them all. He was just a fun slimeball to play, especially since I remember some weirdly homoerotic PMs with Matt's character Randy(?), and the zenith may have been when he got voted out at the final five as just another victim of the Bad Girls Club, then threw torches at everyone on his way out. King shit. 	A downright perfect throwback to 2014, RonnieRadke was exactly what you'd think he'd be: a huge, raging asshole who created an all-female alliance called #BadGirlsClub, while hitting on them all. He was just a fun slimeball to play, especially since I remember some weirdly homoerotic PMs with Matt's character Randy(?), and the zenith may have been when he got voted out at the final five as just another victim of the Bad Girls Club, then threw torches at everyone on his way out. King shit. 	A downright perfect throwback to 2014, RonnieRadke was exactly what you'd think he'd be: a huge, raging asshole who created an all-female alliance called #BadGirlsClub, while hitting on them all. He was just a fun slimeball to play, especially since I remember some weirdly homoerotic PMs with Matt's character Randy(?), and the zenith may have been when he got voted out at the final five as just another victim of the Bad Girls Club, then threw torches at everyone on his way out. King shit. 	A downright perfect throwback to 2014, RonnieRadke was exactly what you'd think he'd be: a huge, raging asshole who created an all-female alliance called #BadGirlsClub, while hitting on them all. He was just a fun slimeball to play, especially since I remember some weirdly homoerotic PMs with Matt's character Randy(?), and the zenith may have been when he got voted out at the final five as just another victim of the Bad Girls Club, then threw torches at everyone on his way out. King shit. 	A downright perfect throwback to 2014, RonnieRadke was exactly what you'd think he'd be: a huge, raging asshole who created an all-female alliance called #BadGirlsClub, while hitting on them all. He was just a fun slimeball to play, especially since I remember some weirdly homoerotic PMs with Matt's character Randy(?), and the zenith may have been when he got voted out at the final five as just another victim of the Bad Girls Club, then threw torches at everyone on his way out. King shit.
14	BigMassif 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Vietnam 	4th 	 	
14	 	Yet another obscure Mario RPG character (shocker!), Big Massif was extremely obnoxious but like... in a purposeful way? He was a Russian, fitness-obsessed creature who constantly screamed about BEEF! and STEAKS! and HUGE HAMS!. The joke must've gotten old very early for everyone else, but not me, I was having fun the whole way through. He also had a very steamy showmance with Amanda Zuckerman of Big Brother 15 fame, which I think speaks for itself. 	Yet another obscure Mario RPG character (shocker!), Big Massif was extremely obnoxious but like... in a purposeful way? He was a Russian, fitness-obsessed creature who constantly screamed about BEEF! and STEAKS! and HUGE HAMS!. The joke must've gotten old very early for everyone else, but not me, I was having fun the whole way through. He also had a very steamy showmance with Amanda Zuckerman of Big Brother 15 fame, which I think speaks for itself. 	Yet another obscure Mario RPG character (shocker!), Big Massif was extremely obnoxious but like... in a purposeful way? He was a Russian, fitness-obsessed creature who constantly screamed about BEEF! and STEAKS! and HUGE HAMS!. The joke must've gotten old very early for everyone else, but not me, I was having fun the whole way through. He also had a very steamy showmance with Amanda Zuckerman of Big Brother 15 fame, which I think speaks for itself. 	Yet another obscure Mario RPG character (shocker!), Big Massif was extremely obnoxious but like... in a purposeful way? He was a Russian, fitness-obsessed creature who constantly screamed about BEEF! and STEAKS! and HUGE HAMS!. The joke must've gotten old very early for everyone else, but not me, I was having fun the whole way through. He also had a very steamy showmance with Amanda Zuckerman of Big Brother 15 fame, which I think speaks for itself. 	Yet another obscure Mario RPG character (shocker!), Big Massif was extremely obnoxious but like... in a purposeful way? He was a Russian, fitness-obsessed creature who constantly screamed about BEEF! and STEAKS! and HUGE HAMS!. The joke must've gotten old very early for everyone else, but not me, I was having fun the whole way through. He also had a very steamy showmance with Amanda Zuckerman of Big Brother 15 fame, which I think speaks for itself.
13	Christine 	Redvivor 	China, Japan 	8th, 10th 	 	
13	 	This character is almost worthless without the L O R E, so here goes: I attended a Whale Club trip the morning of this RP, mingled with a bunch of other schools' oceanography bowl teams, and a really cute girl hit on me, which caught me off-guard because I was at the point in my life where that never happened. After I got home that evening, I took a 2-hour nap, woke up, and groggily joined Redvivor: China as a character inspired by said girl. Even though the character was more or less my own creation, she delivered, especially in her relationship with Fire's misogynistic ColeClemence and her eventual downfall, getting rocked out because she wanted to save Cole FROM ROCKS. Also, let's not forget the merged tribe name, "CHRISTINE." She was just fucking great, and I wish she could've returned to another RP—oh wait, what's this about Redvivor: Japan - Second Chance? Never happened. 	This character is almost worthless without the L O R E, so here goes: I attended a Whale Club trip the morning of this RP, mingled with a bunch of other schools' oceanography bowl teams, and a really cute girl hit on me, which caught me off-guard because I was at the point in my life where that never happened. After I got home that evening, I took a 2-hour nap, woke up, and groggily joined Redvivor: China as a character inspired by said girl. Even though the character was more or less my own creation, she delivered, especially in her relationship with Fire's misogynistic ColeClemence and her eventual downfall, getting rocked out because she wanted to save Cole FROM ROCKS. Also, let's not forget the merged tribe name, "CHRISTINE." She was just fucking great, and I wish she could've returned to another RP—oh wait, what's this about Redvivor: Japan - Second Chance? Never happened. 	This character is almost worthless without the L O R E, so here goes: I attended a Whale Club trip the morning of this RP, mingled with a bunch of other schools' oceanography bowl teams, and a really cute girl hit on me, which caught me off-guard because I was at the point in my life where that never happened. After I got home that evening, I took a 2-hour nap, woke up, and groggily joined Redvivor: China as a character inspired by said girl. Even though the character was more or less my own creation, she delivered, especially in her relationship with Fire's misogynistic ColeClemence and her eventual downfall, getting rocked out because she wanted to save Cole FROM ROCKS. Also, let's not forget the merged tribe name, "CHRISTINE." She was just fucking great, and I wish she could've returned to another RP—oh wait, what's this about Redvivor: Japan - Second Chance? Never happened. 	This character is almost worthless without the L O R E, so here goes: I attended a Whale Club trip the morning of this RP, mingled with a bunch of other schools' oceanography bowl teams, and a really cute girl hit on me, which caught me off-guard because I was at the point in my life where that never happened. After I got home that evening, I took a 2-hour nap, woke up, and groggily joined Redvivor: China as a character inspired by said girl. Even though the character was more or less my own creation, she delivered, especially in her relationship with Fire's misogynistic ColeClemence and her eventual downfall, getting rocked out because she wanted to save Cole FROM ROCKS. Also, let's not forget the merged tribe name, "CHRISTINE." She was just fucking great, and I wish she could've returned to another RP—oh wait, what's this about Redvivor: Japan - Second Chance? Never happened. 	This character is almost worthless without the L O R E, so here goes: I attended a Whale Club trip the morning of this RP, mingled with a bunch of other schools' oceanography bowl teams, and a really cute girl hit on me, which caught me off-guard because I was at the point in my life where that never happened. After I got home that evening, I took a 2-hour nap, woke up, and groggily joined Redvivor: China as a character inspired by said girl. Even though the character was more or less my own creation, she delivered, especially in her relationship with Fire's misogynistic ColeClemence and her eventual downfall, getting rocked out because she wanted to save Cole FROM ROCKS. Also, let's not forget the merged tribe name, "CHRISTINE." She was just fucking great, and I wish she could've returned to another RP—oh wait, what's this about Redvivor: Japan - Second Chance? Never happened.
12	Antasma 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	Fans vs. Favorites 	6th 	 	
12	 	Antasma, my second Ovivor player based on a Mario & Luigi: Dream Team character, somehow managed to deliver even more than Big Massif. He was a Fan in the bizarre Ovivor FvF (featuring Ariel and Zoey as contestants, among other luminaries) and was evil, meaning I turned the tribe against random people for shits and giggles. His story arc also ended up PERFECTLY mirroring the real Antasma's story arc in the game: after being closely aligned with NekciMenij for the whole game and thinking she was under his thumb, he used an idol on her at the final six, which negated every vote except for hers... which was a vote FOR ANTASMA. It was literally exactly what happened with Bowser in the Mario & Luigi plot and it was all unintentional. I couldn't even be pissed that Dra voted me out because it was just that good. 	Antasma, my second Ovivor player based on a Mario & Luigi: Dream Team character, somehow managed to deliver even more than Big Massif. He was a Fan in the bizarre Ovivor FvF (featuring Ariel and Zoey as contestants, among other luminaries) and was evil, meaning I turned the tribe against random people for shits and giggles. His story arc also ended up PERFECTLY mirroring the real Antasma's story arc in the game: after being closely aligned with NekciMenij for the whole game and thinking she was under his thumb, he used an idol on her at the final six, which negated every vote except for hers... which was a vote FOR ANTASMA. It was literally exactly what happened with Bowser in the Mario & Luigi plot and it was all unintentional. I couldn't even be pissed that Dra voted me out because it was just that good. 	Antasma, my second Ovivor player based on a Mario & Luigi: Dream Team character, somehow managed to deliver even more than Big Massif. He was a Fan in the bizarre Ovivor FvF (featuring Ariel and Zoey as contestants, among other luminaries) and was evil, meaning I turned the tribe against random people for shits and giggles. His story arc also ended up PERFECTLY mirroring the real Antasma's story arc in the game: after being closely aligned with NekciMenij for the whole game and thinking she was under his thumb, he used an idol on her at the final six, which negated every vote except for hers... which was a vote FOR ANTASMA. It was literally exactly what happened with Bowser in the Mario & Luigi plot and it was all unintentional. I couldn't even be pissed that Dra voted me out because it was just that good. 	Antasma, my second Ovivor player based on a Mario & Luigi: Dream Team character, somehow managed to deliver even more than Big Massif. He was a Fan in the bizarre Ovivor FvF (featuring Ariel and Zoey as contestants, among other luminaries) and was evil, meaning I turned the tribe against random people for shits and giggles. His story arc also ended up PERFECTLY mirroring the real Antasma's story arc in the game: after being closely aligned with NekciMenij for the whole game and thinking she was under his thumb, he used an idol on her at the final six, which negated every vote except for hers... which was a vote FOR ANTASMA. It was literally exactly what happened with Bowser in the Mario & Luigi plot and it was all unintentional. I couldn't even be pissed that Dra voted me out because it was just that good. 	Antasma, my second Ovivor player based on a Mario & Luigi: Dream Team character, somehow managed to deliver even more than Big Massif. He was a Fan in the bizarre Ovivor FvF (featuring Ariel and Zoey as contestants, among other luminaries) and was evil, meaning I turned the tribe against random people for shits and giggles. His story arc also ended up PERFECTLY mirroring the real Antasma's story arc in the game: after being closely aligned with NekciMenij for the whole game and thinking she was under his thumb, he used an idol on her at the final six, which negated every vote except for hers... which was a vote FOR ANTASMA. It was literally exactly what happened with Bowser in the Mario & Luigi plot and it was all unintentional. I couldn't even be pissed that Dra voted me out because it was just that good.
11	LunaLovegood 	Ovivor [Gen 1] 	India 	1st 	 	
11	 	I first played one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (yeah, even to this day, I don't give a shit) in the infamous Firevivor: Area 51, which was canceled halfway through, much to my RAGE. I loved playing Luna so much that I decided to bring her back for an actual RP, and she ended up as one of my very best winners! She was never really on top, didn't have many allies, and just kinda floated along and talked to herself. I just loved Luna's interactions with everyone, making Harry Potter references was all sorts of fun, and her win was extremely satisfying (she beat NekciMenij... justice for Antasma). Part of me wishes Ovivor HvV happened and the series wasn't rebooted, if only so I could play as Luna again, but I doubt I'd be able to do her justice at this point unless I did a full movie rewatch or something. My memories of Ovivor: India have long since faded, but Luna was my first true icon. 	I first played one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (yeah, even to this day, I don't give a shit) in the infamous Firevivor: Area 51, which was canceled halfway through, much to my RAGE. I loved playing Luna so much that I decided to bring her back for an actual RP, and she ended up as one of my very best winners! She was never really on top, didn't have many allies, and just kinda floated along and talked to herself. I just loved Luna's interactions with everyone, making Harry Potter references was all sorts of fun, and her win was extremely satisfying (she beat NekciMenij... justice for Antasma). Part of me wishes Ovivor HvV happened and the series wasn't rebooted, if only so I could play as Luna again, but I doubt I'd be able to do her justice at this point unless I did a full movie rewatch or something. My memories of Ovivor: India have long since faded, but Luna was my first true icon. 	I first played one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (yeah, even to this day, I don't give a shit) in the infamous Firevivor: Area 51, which was canceled halfway through, much to my RAGE. I loved playing Luna so much that I decided to bring her back for an actual RP, and she ended up as one of my very best winners! She was never really on top, didn't have many allies, and just kinda floated along and talked to herself. I just loved Luna's interactions with everyone, making Harry Potter references was all sorts of fun, and her win was extremely satisfying (she beat NekciMenij... justice for Antasma). Part of me wishes Ovivor HvV happened and the series wasn't rebooted, if only so I could play as Luna again, but I doubt I'd be able to do her justice at this point unless I did a full movie rewatch or something. My memories of Ovivor: India have long since faded, but Luna was my first true icon. 	I first played one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (yeah, even to this day, I don't give a shit) in the infamous Firevivor: Area 51, which was canceled halfway through, much to my RAGE. I loved playing Luna so much that I decided to bring her back for an actual RP, and she ended up as one of my very best winners! She was never really on top, didn't have many allies, and just kinda floated along and talked to herself. I just loved Luna's interactions with everyone, making Harry Potter references was all sorts of fun, and her win was extremely satisfying (she beat NekciMenij... justice for Antasma). Part of me wishes Ovivor HvV happened and the series wasn't rebooted, if only so I could play as Luna again, but I doubt I'd be able to do her justice at this point unless I did a full movie rewatch or something. My memories of Ovivor: India have long since faded, but Luna was my first true icon. 	I first played one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (yeah, even to this day, I don't give a shit) in the infamous Firevivor: Area 51, which was canceled halfway through, much to my RAGE. I loved playing Luna so much that I decided to bring her back for an actual RP, and she ended up as one of my very best winners! She was never really on top, didn't have many allies, and just kinda floated along and talked to herself. I just loved Luna's interactions with everyone, making Harry Potter references was all sorts of fun, and her win was extremely satisfying (she beat NekciMenij... justice for Antasma). Part of me wishes Ovivor HvV happened and the series wasn't rebooted, if only so I could play as Luna again, but I doubt I'd be able to do her justice at this point unless I did a full movie rewatch or something. My memories of Ovivor: India have long since faded, but Luna was my first true icon.
==Still In==