Jessica Azul-Rey

Jessica Azul-Rey is an evil... thing... from 2Dspace. She hates males, and wants everyone to be female. For this reason, she created a ripoff of the Wa-Machine called the Avamachine, which clones people into female 2D avatars like her. Jessica is not often seen roaming the wilderness, whistling old-time Irish pub songs, working on crossword puzzles, or calculating the amount of back taxes owed by car salesmen. The reason Jessica is not often seen doing anything is because Jessica currently lives in Multiverse No. 2i, so the whole "seeing" thing would be kind of hard to do. 
In 2015, the Undefeatables captured her. She was promptly executed. Unfortunately for the UnOmniverse, Jessica was resurrected by Anita Sarkeesian a year later. 
==Natural Habitat==
Jessica has been seen not only in Multiverse 2i, but in all the hard-to-get-to parts of the omniverse; Planet Nine, for example. She also has been seen in the Land of Oz and the K-verse. It is believed that she once took over the third moon of Kittehlandia, named Jesi'ka, before it was eaten by Ronald McGiygas. Jessica managed to get out of the 9001 dimensions of terror within McGiygas' cavernous stomach in 5 minutes. She rampaged around the UnOmniverse, and was soon overcome by a NaN glitch lazer. She was captured by the Undefeatables and was deported to Hell via a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. To make sure she didn't come back, the Undefeatables supplied a NintenD'oh Zii EWW, which Jessica promptly blew up.
== Trivia ==
* Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT the reason Captain 11 exists. However, she HAS cloned Captain 0 into an avatar.
* She has ripped off Ducky, DarthNorrisgee, WaWaFries, Billy Mays, and many more.
* She once blew up Mount Rushmore because all the presidents on it were male. However, it was restored by Chuck Norris.
* Touching Jessica's skin will give you every possible type of cancer.
* Jessica's diabolical eyes release a gamma wave that causes brain damage.
Category:Guys
Category:Girls not Guys
Category:Evil
Category:Maniacs
Category:Wannabe rulers of the world
Category:Dead guys
Category:Lame
Category:Mediocre Villains