How To Be A Chaflick Cat Employee With Susan and Lucy (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Hey, Chloe!"
Chloe: "Yes, Susan?"
Susan: "Here's a video about the Chaflick Cat!"
Curd: "I made it myself."
Lucy: "Unlike that OTHER SHOW, we're revealing every single job that exists in this place."
Sasha: "Lucy is the cook, Susan is the brains and the waitress, Curd is the entertainer, and I am the guardian."
Lucy: "How long did it take you to-"
Sasha: "An hour."
Lucy: "Let's just roll the video now."
Chloe: "Who's the narrator?"
Sasha: "My boyfriend."
Chloe: "Wait, you have a boyfriend?"
Sasha: "I claim to be Speedy's boyfriend, because he claims to be mine."
Susan: "The first training video is for the cooks."
How To Be A Chaflick Cat Cook!
Speedy: "If you're watching this video, then congratulations! You've been hired by the Chaflick Cat, a restaurant that is a merger of Chaflick Foods and the Cat's Kitchen."
Lucy: "Cool!"
Speedy: "You're specifically the cook. The cook obviously makes the food."
Lucy: "Mmm! Sounds delicious! Hope I don't get too hungry."
Speedy: "If you're a dog, remember to always chew on your chew toys while cooking. Preferably Chao meat."
Anne: she chews on a Chao Meat flavored Chew Toy "I never have to eat what I'm cooking! This is great!"
Speedy: "If you're a cat, whenever you're hungry, eat Catnip!"
Lucy: "Oh I'm hungry-" she eats Catnip and purrs
Speedy: "Sometimes cooking can make you hungry. Good thing you have your respective favorite foods to satisfy your hunger. If you're a hedgehog, get butterflies."
Susan: "Yeah, because butterflies are common in the garden."
Speedy: "Exactly! Maybe caterpillars too. Slugs, earwigs, millipedes, you name it."
Lucy: "Enough with what you have to take to your duties as a cook."
Speedy: "Fine, fine. Making a Juicy Burger is easy. Lucy, you teach them how to make a normal Juicy Burger."
Lucy: "Bun, Wisp sauce, onions, lettuce, cheese, Chao patty, pickle slices, tomato, and bun! Wait, why NORMAL Juicy Burger?"
Speedy: "Because some customers may order these without some of them. Yes, we allow some customers to order this without the Chao patty."
Lucy: "So Cream can order a Juicy Burger without the Wisp sauce and the Chao patty?"
Speedy: "Let's not talk about her in this video."
Lucy: "OK!"
Speedy: "Next is the-"
Ingredients Plays
Lucy: "Bun Wisp sauce, onions, lettuce, cheese, Chao patty, pickle slices, tomato and bun!"
Ingredients gets cut short
Speedy: "Next is the-"
Ingredients Part 2 Plays
Lucy: "If you follow me in the making of these ingredients, I'm sure your cooking here will be fun!"
Song Ends
Speedy: "Next is the Chao Pepperoni Pizza!"
Lucy: "The Chaflick Cat Pizza is the pizza for you and me!"
Speedy: "OK, to make the pizza, get the dough and shape it into a circle..."
Lucy: she shapes the pizza into a circle
Speedy: "Then add more dough to the "head", then shape it with the mold!"
Lucy: she shapes it with the mold
Speedy: "And tada! It's a cat!"
Simon: "Oh! It's a cat!"
Speedy: "This is to make sure each pizza has at least 2 extra slices."
Lucy: "What do I do next?"
Speedy: "Just put the ingredients in the pizza. There are many options."
Kate: "Cool!"
Speedy: "For the fries, just cut the potatoes into the shape of fries."
Kate: she throws potatoes in the air
Lucy: she slices the potatoes with her claws
Simon: he also uses his claws to cut more potatoes
Kate: she grabs a basket and catches all the sliced potatoes and puts them in the fryer
Simon: "Mmm! Looks tasty!"
Speedy: "Just put them in the fryer for three minutes."
Lucy: she puts them in the deep fryer
3 Minutes Later...
Lucy: "Tada!"
Simon: "Recipe served!"
Speedy: "And remember, use the ceramic cabinet to get your sauces."
Simon: "Barbeque, Cheese, Sour Crema, Chili Barbeque, Wasabi, Sweet Corn, Ranch, and Truffle!"
Speedy: "To make the Cucky legs, just fry them."
Lucy: she fries the Cucky legs "That was easy."
Speedy: "Plus remember, to serve milkshakes, juices, and ice creams, go to the dispensers."
Susan: "Why can't the customers use the dispensers?"
Speedy: "Because we want to make sure they pay the owners of this restaurant."
Simon: "Oh."
Speedy: "And that's a lot of recipes for the cooks. There are a lot more, so we provided a recipe book for you."
Kate: "Thanks!"
Speedy: "Hope you learned a lot today. Bye bye, fry cooks!"
Video Ends
Chloe: "Good video!"
Sasha: "Oh, and about defending the restaurant, this is only applicable for this restaurant, since Tails lives near it."
How To Be A Chaflick Cat Guardian!
Speedy: "So you got hired as a Chaflick Cat guardian, eh? Guard the restaurant and defend it from Tails! Here are recommendations."
Sasha: "Wait, why are you still the narrator? You guard this restaurant too!"
Speedy: "Oh."
Sasha: "Only the best of the best here."
Speedy: "Take the mic, Susan."
Susan: "Tails is a very tricky guy. Think of him like a computer."
A picture of Tails' computer is shown
Susan: "Tails is a smart guy. However, he is not immune to making stupid decisions. That's why he has Cream, whom you should think as the antivirus, with the viruses being Tails' stupid decisions."
Cream.AVS is opened
Susan: "You are the ones who will make the viruses on his computer. Go for Cream first and get rid of her, then take over Tails' computer."
Tails' computer gets defeated
Susan: "You get the trick? Plus Tails has Ray to keep you at bay."
Speedy: he sings "He has Ray to keep you at bay" multiple times
Susan: "Shut up, Speedy. Grab Ray by the tail, and grab Cream by the ears and slam them to the ground. That's how to easily defeat them."
Speedy; he slams Ray
Sasha: she slams Cream
Susan: "Defeating Cream and Ray will make Tails have nobody to keep you at bay and criticize some of his plan ideas, thus sometimes foiling himself."
Sasha: she uses Cyan Laser to destroy Tails' Chaflick eliminator
Tails: "NOOOOO!"
Speedy: he spindashes at Tails
Tails: "CURSE YOU SASHA THE PORCUPINE!" he said as he was sent to the sky and out of his building
Susan: "And voila! You defeated Tails!"
Video Ends
Susan: "And lastly, here's my part."
How To Be A Chaflick Cat Waitress!
Speedy: "Take customer orders, tell them to the cooks, and think of good ideas."
Susan: she does what Speedy narrated
Speedy: "Be happy, have a positive attitude, and if you're amazing, do things with style."
Susan: she delivers the meals with style "Here's a Chaflick Meal... with style!"
Customers: "Wow! She's cool!"
Video Ends
Susan: "That is all I do, but I like it!"
Lucy: "And here's the last one! You'll be impressed."
How To Be A Chaflick Cat Cashier!
Lucy: "Sit down in the counter and take cash."
Curd: she kept serving herself carrots to make her active
Video Ends
Chloe: laughing
Porkchop: "Though that's all a cashier does."
Chloe: "I guess."
Susan: "Did you like our videos?"
Chloe: "I think you made great training videos, honey!"
Lucy: "Thanks, Mom!"
Simon: "We did it!"
Kate: "Hey! Where's Speedy?"
Speedy: he ran to the Staff Only room "Did you like it?"
Chloe: "Yes. You're great. Now release them."
Speedy: "OK!"
3 Days After Release...
Chloe: "I'm making lots of money! Thanks so much, Speedy!"
Speedy: "I knew I was Mr. Awesome Narrator!"
Beefy: "Customer service is off the charts!"
Lucy: "Going northeast."
The End
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