Big City Greens Main Title Theme

Big City Greens Main Title Theme is the opening theme to Big City Greens. It is produced by Joachim Horsley and written and performed by the Mowgli's.
==Lyrics==
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Original version=
(Whistling)
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na!
|-|Gramma version=
Gramma:
Back in my day life was tough
We didn't have phones or modern stuff
I rode to school ten miles on a beaver
There were no meds when I got swamp fever (One, two, one, two, three, four!)
I never complained as I was...
Driving before there were breaks
Sharing baths with poison snakes
I worked in the mine
And brushed my teeth with a porcupine
|-|Bill version=
Bill:
Welcome to "Bill Green's Farming Show"
Where we learn how your veggies grow
We'll cover eggplants, corn and carrots
Judge different cauliflowers on their florets
All of the seeds!
All the world will turn in as we...
Dabble with some hydrophonics
Study soil with mnemonics
Life is never dull
with ladybugs for pest control!
|-|Milo and Meg version=
Milo and Meg:
We hope that you don't think it's mean
As we lampoon Big Silly Greens
Cricket:
Silly? Come on, is that all you got?
Milo and Meg:
Let's start with Cricket, he's a clown
Cricket:
What the heck?
Milo and Meg:
Ego so big, he needs a crown
Cricket:
How are you doing this?
Milo and Meg:
Next up is Grandma, she's so sour
Gramma:
Bug off!
Milo and Meg:
And she's so old she was friends with Eisenhower
Gramma:
And Lincoln!
Milo and Meg:
Say hi to Bill, this pleasant dork
Bill:
Howdy-doo!
Milo and Meg:
Don't touch his crops, he'll pop a cork.
Bill:
They're not ready!
Milo and Meg:
Tilly's an angel, let's cut her some slack
Tilly:
Why thanks.
Milo and Meg:
JK, your best friend is a potato sack
Tilly:
(demonic voice) His name is Saxon.
Milo and Meg:
OK. OK. It's Saxon!
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
Everywhere these fools cause mayhem
No, for real just turn the news on
Cricket, why can't you put shoes on?
Wanted posters should display them
Gramma:
Don't be fooled because I'm old
I'll put you in a stranglehold!
Milo and Meg:
No!
Please, don't beat us up
Truth is we love y'all, no matter what
|-|Baby City Greens=
Turn on your television screens
It's time for Baby City Greens
There's baby Cricket, he's a scamp
But eats his veggies like a champ
Baby Remy's full of charm
Baby Vasquez keeps him from harm
Gramma Alice stops their fights
Making sure everything's all right
Now don't forget about Baby Tilly
She and Saxon are so silly
Watch as they all play together
Gloria is quite the artist
Baby Cricket's not the smartest
Friendships that will last forever
How much cuter can they get
By farting out the alphabet
They'll crawl into your heart
And now the show's about to start
|-|Vasquez version=
Vasquez:
Every day I work so hard
To be the perfect bodyguard
I start each day at the crack of dawn
Scanning for threats out on the lawn
Then I go through a dozen eggs
While lifting trunks with my legs
I defeat rivals with one punch
And save time for a modest lunch
Remy:
Whoo
Vasquez:
Take Master Remy to outlings
Remy:
Everyone knows that it's proper
Traveling by helicopter
Vasquez:
He's seen all my orchids sprouting
Remy:
He looks tough, but he can't hide it
Vasquez has a softer side
Vasquez:
Then tuck him in at night
And live to fight another fight
|-|Remy version=
Remy: 
Kick back, relax, and let’s begin! 
It’s a show all about Remy Remington!
I’m the chillest child that you’ve ever seen, 
Sippin’ on a juice box in my limousine!
Now come on inside, check out my crib! 
My parents kept my baby stuff, like this was my bib!
Yeah my folks, I admit, are a tad extreme. 
They just want their lil guy to follow his dreams!
So I ballroom dance and do children’s choir. 
And my scrapbook game is straight-up fire!
I just did this giant puzzle because why not, YOLO! 
And now it’s time to drop it with a violin solo!
Tilly: 
You know you’ll always win, When you bet on Remington! 
Yeah Remy is the best, Rockin’ khaki shorts and a sweater vest!
Remy: 
Uh huh! When I pull up to the club, 
I don’t hit the dance floor.
We just park the limo there because it’s next to the pet store.
Gotta get some grub ‘cause my snake is a snacker.
All the pets are impressed when it rains mouse crackers!
When a Remington parties, he parties real hard. 
By playing Bintendo with his bodyguard.
And the Greens are here too, just a lot less than me,
They’re the goofy guest characters that sometimes you’ll see.
We can stay up all night playin’ Mages and Mazes. 
And because it’s my show I get my own catchphrases.
Bingo Bango!
Cricket: Hey! That’s my catchphrase!
Remy: NOT ANYMORE!
Tilly: 
OOOOOOH! He is so good at violin. 
Yes, he’s our hero, Remington. 
Yeah, Remy is the goat 
Different type of goat than Melissa the Goat
Remy: 
Oh! Alright
|-|Andromeda version=
Andromeda: 
I know the truth is out there.
Eyes are watching everywhere.
Aliens are among us.
The President's a fungus.
Don't trust fluorescent lighting.
Dinosaurs are in hiding.
Ghosts are afraid of water.
Bigfoot has a teen daughter.
She's nice! And get this--
Squirrels aren't real-- they're robots!
Mole people live underground in secret cities.
Dogs are really trench coat kitties!
The moon landing was done on the sun!
The Earth's not flat-- it's wavy.
Microchips are in gravy.
Mermaids cut holes in sea nets.
Now you know all the secrets.
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== Videos ==
Gramma Theme Song Takeover 👵🏼 Big City Greens Disney Channel
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Big City Greens - Chipocalypse Now Intro
Big City Greens Opening Theme Song (With Gloria)
Big City Greens - Squashed EXCLUSIVE CLIP-2
Big City Greens Season 3 Intro-2
Big City Greens Season 3 Intro
Big City Greens - Season 3C theme song|Prototype of the S3B theme
Bill Takes Over - Theme Song Takeover - Big City Greens - Disney Channel Animation-2
Meg & Milo Roast the Greens! - ZOMBIES 3 - Big City Greens - Theme Song Takeover - @Disney Channel
BABY BIG CITY GREENS - NEW SERIES - Official Theme Song - @disneychannel
Vasquez Theme Song Takeover 🎶 - Big City Greens - @disneychannel
Big City Greens Theme Song Takeover - Remy - ‪@disneychannel‬
Season 4 Theme Song 🎶 - Big City Greens - NEW SEASON - @disneychannel
Big City Greens Theme Song Takeover 🎶- Andromeda - @disneychannel
==Trivia==
*The theme song was re-orchestrated in mid-Season 3 to reflect the Greens moving back to the country. Most of the music was changed to a new country style, and all of the vocals were removed and replaced with instruments:
**Both the whistling and "na na na" were replaced with a violin.
**The "one, two, three, four" part was replaced by a Jew's harp twanging,
*On September 20, 2019, a "Theme Song Takeover" version was released, sung by Gramma Alice. Unlike the other Theme Song Takeovers, this one added lyrics to a song that initially did not have any, or rather, had very minimal. Alice portrays herself as having had a rough life in her youth, which oddly enough portrays her as looking exactly the same, but with a different dress.
* In "Blood Moon", the theme song was altered to have a spooky vibe, and a theremin was used instead of whistling. The theme also has red tinting, the Greens as various monsters, and subliminal flashing images of scary artifacts of the series. The condensation Cricket makes on the Kludge has "HELP" written on it, and the last scene has the family with red eyes.
* In "Chipocalypse Now", the theme was altered again with a more dour tone; the whistling is now in a depressing minor key, and the first scene is a reverse of the original that shows the Greens' neighbors moving out of Big City. Chip also hogs a few of the scenes, such as replacing the Greens' titles and freeze-frames, and takes the place of Cricket and Tilly's antics. The last few shots are altered to have the Greens looking up in horror at the Wholesome Foods Megastore surrounding their house, and the show's logo falls off the roof.
* Starting with "Rent Control", the visual of Cricket, Tilly and Remy escaping over the fence from Big Coffee with Gloria shouting at them, is replaced with a shot of Gramma Alice peeking into the basement of their house with Gloria sitting on a mattress getting annoyed at Cricket and Tilly hopping up and down on it. Additionally, the building next door no longer reads "Big Coffee" and instead has a sign that says "For Lease". All of this is due to the events of the previous episode.
* Starting with "Boss Life", the building next to the Greens' house now reads Gloria + Green Café.
* Starting with "Country Side", the intro was completely redone to reflect the Greens moving back to the country, showing various visuals of them around the country house and its surroundings.
* Starting with "Truck Stopped", the theme song reverts back to the Season 3A version with very little changes; the flash of all four main leads is replaced with images of Cricket with Nancy, Bill with Tilly, Alice with Gloria, and Remy with Vasquez. Additionally, the clip of Cricket and Tilly bugging Gloria in the basement is replaced with a clip of Nancy greeting the rest of the Greens as they arrive in the country.
* The third Theme Song Takeover is the first one to feature celebrities outside the series to actually take over the theme song.
==External links==
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Category:Theme songs
Category:Big City Greens
Category:Songs with alternate lyrics
Category:Instrumental songs