Dawson Kills the Teletubbies/Hits Shelley with a Plant/Gets Arrested

== Cast ==
Dawson - Joey
Dawson's angry voice - Kidaroo
Tinky Winky - Paul
Dipsy - Young Guy
Laa-Laa - Ivy
Po - Shy Girl
Mr Dawson (Dawson's dad) - Dallas
Mrs Dawson (Dawson's mum) - Kendra
Shelley Dawson (Dawson's sister) - Kimberly
Cop - Wiseguy
Doctor - Salli
== Transcript ==
Dawson: I wonder what's on TV today.
Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky.
Dipsy: Dipsy.
Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa.
Po: Po.
Dawson: Man, I really hated the Teletubbies, they are stupid! Also, it was my sister Shelley's favourite show ever next to Barney, but how? Oh, I have a better idea, I will kill them!
At Teletubby land...
Dawson: This must be Teletubby land! All I have to do is wait for the Teletubbies! Oh, here they come!
Tinky Winky: Hi, we're the Teletubbies. Do you want to play with us?
Dawson: No.
Tinky Winky: What do you mean no?
Caillou: I will kill you all because I hate your show so much!
Tinky Winky: No no no no no no no no no!
Dipsy: No no no no no no no no no!
Laa-Laa: No no no no no no no no no!
Po: No no no no no no no no no! Please don't kill us.
Dawson: Well that's too bad, I will kill you all.
Fight is censored.
Dawson: Yes, I killed the Teletubbies! Now I can go home.
Later at home...
Shelley: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mr Dawson: What's wrong, Shelley?
Shelley: Teletubbies is dead while I was watching the news. Waaaaaaaaaah!
Mrs Dawson: I know Darling, but the police are now investigating.
Dawson: Hey guys, I'm home, what did I miss?
Mr Dawson: Eric, where have you been, and why did you have a AK-47 Rifle in your hand?
Dawson: Wait, why is Shelley crying?
Mr Dawson: Well, the reason why that Shelley is crying all because her favourited Teletubbies are dead when she watched the news, now the police are on the investigation.
Mrs Dawson: In the meantime, tell us the truth.
Dawson: OK, you will be mad about this. I killed the Teletubbies.
Da da da plays as Dawson's parents were furious.
Mr Dawson: Oh, My, God! Eric, how dare you kill the Teletubbies, that was your sister's favourite show ever next to My Little Pony, Disney Princess, Sofia the First, Strawberry Shortcake, and of course Barney the Dinosaur!!
Dawson: But Dad, I did that for her own good.
Mr Dawson: Well, who cares? For that you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 476832035735758358185481564865746574653805638563756735 months.
Mrs Dawson: Now go upstairs to your room now!
Dawson: (Kidaroo's voice) NO, I AM GOING TO HIT SHELLEY WITH A PLANT RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!
Shelley: Wait, what?!
Mr Dawson: Eric, put the plant down right now!!
Mrs Dawson: If you hit Shelley with a plant, it will cost $1,500 and she will suffer a bruise!
Dawson: (Kidaroo's voice) NONE OF THE BUSINESS SO NOW I'M GOING TO HIT SHELLEY WITH THE PLANT VERY BAD!!!!!
Shelley: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!
Dawson throws the plant on Shelley, and she was hurt with bruises.
Shelley: (800% volume) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OW (x30)!
Mr Dawson: Oh my god! Shelley, are you alright?
Shelley: Eric hit me with plant! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Screen turns red and starts shaking.
Mr Dawson: (600% volume) ERIC, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR, THAT'S IT!!
Mrs Dawson: (600% volume) WE ARE CALLING THE COPS TO ARREST YOU!!
Dawson: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, not the cops!
Screen turns back to normal.
Dawson: Hello, my son Eric just killed the Teletubbies earlier and now he hit our daughter Shelley with a plant, can you please arrest him? OK, Bye! The cops are coming Eric!
24 minutes later...
Cop: Eric Dawson, you are under arrest for killing the Teletubbies and then hit your own sister with the plant! Come to the police car right now!
The cop dragged Dawson on the way to the police car.
Dawson: Put me down (x3)! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Please!!
Cop: Well, I am the best you got.
Mr Dawson: Shelley, are you better now?
Shelley: No, I'm hurt.
Mrs Dawson: I guess she had the bruises.
Mr Dawson: Let's take her to the hospital, fast!
At the hospital...
Mr Dawson: Doctor, is she going to be alright?
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that your daughter has a bruise on her head, so she needs to rest a little.
Mr Dawson: I know, the reason that my son Eric hit her with the plant after he killed the Teletubbies, because she loves that show.
Doctor: Oh, I'm feel sorry about it. Meantime however, this cure contains Vanilla and Chocolate, this will heal her up, so she will make it feel better until she recovers next week.
Mrs Dawson: Thanks doctor.
Meanwhile in jail...
Dawson: Great, I can believe that I got arrested for killing Teletubbies and hitting my sister with the plant. Can my life get any thing worst? I want to executed?
Cop: Dawson, stop talking!
Back at home, a week later...
Mr Dawson: OK Shelley, which flavour do you want to heal, Vanilla or Chocolate?
Shelley: Vanilla.
Mrs Dawson: OK.
Shelley eats the Chocolate to cure it up and suddenly heals herself with hearts popping out.
Mr Dawson: Shelley, look at you! You're cured!
Shelley: Thanks. But I'm still sad about the Teletubbies death.
Mrs Dawson: Aww! Don't you worry darling, we have some presents for you.
Shelley: Yay! A Teletubbies toys and Teletubbies DVDs. Thanks Mummy and Daddy, I love you.
Mr Dawson: We love you too, Shelley.
Category:Dawson's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff