Square holes in a cave

Square holes in a cave was an operating system a tribe of cavemen named "Nanolight" made up in the stone age, long after dinosaurs. These cavemen pretend that their rocks are "computers" who run this specific OS and play with them. This OS was well known for it's lack of documentation, it being part of the stone age and it inspiring Windows.
== Development ==
Somewhere in a cave:
Grog Gates: grog and you at smalllight do something
One person: i know me make operating system
Another one: good idea
Also another caveman: i am ok with this
Grog Gates: this good grog gonna make this right now
l a t e r
Grog Gates: meet square holes in a cave. new operating system you put in rock like this (shows off a silex rock)
A lot, lot, LOT of years later, in 1983, Bill Gates found a rock that ran square holes in a cave, the OS created by his distant ancestor Grog Gates. This is what inspired to create Microsoft Windows, the OS that your computer may be running on.
== Availability ==
Due to the fact that most rocks running square holes in a cave are lost, we didn't know much about what was in this "os". Thankfully, Bill Gates, after leaving Microsoft, produced multiple rocks running square holes in a cave and published the ISO on the internet and an emulator for it, leading to multiple users discovering what all of that is about.
Rocks running square holes in a cave, as well as the emulator, don't seem to have a display. Paleontologists had a hard time trying to find the power button, and after finding that, they are building a rock-to-HDMI adapter that lets square holes in a cave show up on a display by connecting it to a rock running that OS. More info will come out as the archeologists finish building the cable and test it.
They have completed the project, and booting a rock up, indeed, makes us conclude that square holes in a cave is a real thing! The user interface was just a command prompt, since GUIs didn't exist yet at the time of the stone age. The operating system was all in a hyeroglyph-like language.
A tester declared: "So about that OS, it took like, lots, and i mean LOTS of time to boot up a single rock. Like 2 minutes at best. And that language the OS uses must be a puzzle where you decode the words from a picture. So, i think the text at the beginning was 'starting up square holes in a cave' then you type the stuff in that puzzle language." So far, there was no success in running programs on it as the testing archeologists have to translate each letter and write a program for square holes in a cave's scarce code
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