Spoiler Stopper Llama

The Spoiler Stopper Llama was a member of the Mod Squad, acting as royal steed to King Keith. The Spoiler Stopper Llama kept the mods from spoiling newly released books. The llama would interject "NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOILERS!" into spoiler riddled threads, protecting millions of innocent bystanders from finding out that Meilin—
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOILERS!
Spoiler Stopper Llama, that book has been out since 2014. I'm pretty sure that  all the fans know—
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine! Moving on.         
Spoiler Stopper Llama's portrait was painted by the "Royal Painter Alex N" and released in 2015 by Admax Gavin. Spoiler Stopper Llama also introduced himself onto the Spirit Animals Wiki, where he protects all the spoilers there to this day. However, the llama was not always destined for a simple life of censorship. In 2017, Spoiler Stopper Llama's seemingly peaceful sojourn took an abrupt turn when he threw off the saddle of his king and— 
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOILERS!
Dude! This is literally a history book! Every page is a spoiler! Where are you—put that whitewash down!  
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Go back to your palace and let me finish your page! 
NOOOO—
Yes! Shoo! No, I mean it! Palace. NOW.      
Never try to co-author with a fancy dressed llama. 
Spoiler Stopper Llama, no longer content with merely stopping spoilers, decided to seize the crown. Down with the lax, spoiler soaked reign of that so-called King Keith. In his place, I raise you...LLAMA! The exiled King Keith, shocked and betrayed by the treachery of his former steed, called upon the forumers to reinstate him to his throne. A few came to his defense, but most of the SAMB hailed the wooly imposter as the new king of the MB. 
As with all paragons of the old SAMB, Spoiler Stopper Llama was forced into exile when the MBs were removed. The kingdom may have been deleted and the rightful king left to roam, but legend has that in Scholastic's time of greatest need, King Spoiler Stopper Llama will return and once again unite the MBs underneath his cloven hoof.
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