Inanimate Objects & Unpaid Labor

Inanimate Objects & Unpaid Labor is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you could bring statues to life for the purpose of helping you carry groceries, which statue would be an anatomically poor choice as a helper?
===Question Reading===
"Uh, if you could bring statues to life for the purpose of helping you carry groceries, which statue would be an anatomically poor choice as a helper?"
===Choices===
1. Rodin's "The Thinker"
2. Michelangelo's "David"
3. "Venus de Milo" 
4. the Lincoln statue in the Lincoln Memorial
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, think again."
2. sound clip
3. "Venus de Milo."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Hey Venus, can ya give me a hand here?"
[splat]
"Damn it Venus! That's another dozen eggs down the drain."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Venus de Milo. I'm sure she'd be happy to help you carry groceries but uh, she doesn't have any arms."
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