Red

Not to be confused with Ash Ketchum.
Red is a male God of Color/Demon, and he's notorious for being evil, which is because he's the son of The Devil Himself.
== History ==
In 1669, Bob Saget created Red, who killed Baby Yoshis as a kid. After Red grew up into an adult, he fought Dr. Eggman and Peter Griffin to the death. Dr. Eggman asks "Are you working for the Teletubbies?!" and Red replies "The Teletubbies? No, I work for nobody except myself. But if they dare cross me, they'll feel the sting of my blade." and raises a hand to reveal a sharp axe. Dr. Eggman laughs, saying that an axe is not a sword.
Peter uses his stand, [SURFIN' BIRD], the attack Red. However, Red thinks that stands are useless, only for him to get beat up by a bunch of angry birds. Red needed to heal, so he bit Markiplier and sucked his blood like a vampire. Peter screams "WAS THE BITE OF 87??!!!!" and then Dr. Eggman attacks Red with his deadly laser piss, a beam of bright yellow light that strikes Red directly in the chest.
Red returned to Hell, and Bob Saget was pissed since he FAILED. Many years later, during the events of Everything: The Movie, Red teams up with Blue to look for the Chaos Emeralds.
== Trivia ==
* Red hates Yellow.
* Red's favorite Teletubby is Po.
* This page used to redirect to Ash Ketchum. Nowadays, Red and Ash Ketchum are separate pages.
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