Elmo Gang Civil Warfare

The Elmo Gang Civil Warfare is a epic war of massive proportions that caused the death of many epic fucking leaders, such as Reginald Copperbottom, Elmo, Abby Cadabby, someone, something, my 5th grade teacher from nine years ago, Right Hand Kid, Strange, Dee, the entire UnAnything team, and all opposing sides. never happened. 
The Elmo Gang Civil Warfare is ACTUALLY a rumor set up by an army, still unknown. As of today, our wonderful UnAnything Team will go fucking die in Dee's car during a car crash caused by Reginald coming in and slicing their heads off. And then they'll be REVIVED! trying to find out what this mysterious army is and why they attacked social media with this rumor.
The civil warfare rumor started with a simple post on Instagram that went like this:
==Rumor History==
The rumor started with an account called "9SoU" which was essentially a Dhar Mann ripoff.. or what it would seem. Looking into the account now shows propaganda for evil organzations, only these don't exist. Why? We believe it is propaganda for an evil cabal of evil characters. Because it's cool. And they are SUPER EVIL!! it is the doing of bootleggers and gangsters.
Other posts include some stuff about some Satanist cabal and a nonexistent group of idiots presumably known as "The Tophats". Their first post was apparently about being the "rivals of those damn idiots over at FOX, Yo Mama, Dank Memer, Memes, CBS News, FOX, Nintendo, FOX, Simpsons, FOX, and FOX."
We assume the account has bots made for it, as looking at the like-to-dislike ratio shows an abnormally awesome and not strange strange UnBalance between the two. Looking at their followers also proves the usage of bots.
==The Rumor Itself==
The rumor itself goes on a full story about this:
There are different accounts of the incident, with all of the UnAnything Team saying that this event never happened in their records, which means this battle did the IMPOSSIBLE!! that this battle never happened. However, local god Tierboskat claims that they were in the battle and fought bravely and then died and then were revived the battle really happened and that he was the reason everyone died. it had to be retconned:
To this day, nobody knows why or how this dilemma managed to fool a local god.
Oh, shut up.
==Trivia==
* We believe this is the work of 9th Synonym of Unusual Games.
* As the Toppats do not theoretically exist anymore, this makes this battle redundant.
* What this guy is saying is not true, this is the actual Elmo Warfare. Yes. It actually happened. Because EVIL!! SOMEONE has been interrupting me. 
*SWAGGERNAUTI have said that it is true a hoax and denounced it.
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