Lazerdisc

Lazerdisc is a video format characterized by its MASSIVE weight, coming in at about two tons for EACH disc.
But that's not all. Oh no.
Lazerdiscs also referred to a species of somehow sentient floppy disks with the added ability to shoot lasers out of a hole in the middle, the power of which was about as equivalent to Ganon uttering The Forbidden Word. 
==What's the Difference?==
Lazerdisc the video format was non-sentient. Lazerdisc the actively murderous floppy disk species was sentient. Lazerdisc the video format weighed two tons each. Lazerdisc the murderous floppy disk series, was not two tons. Lazerdisc the video format was superior to VHS because you could break them more easily, except for the fact you had to buy an expensive paperweight for them to be breakable. Lazerdisc the murderous floppy disk species WERE capable of playing video, but were terrible at it. A lot of people like to collect Lazerdiscs despite the fact that they suck and that collecting in general sucks. You could not collect a group of murderous Lazerdiscs because they would kill you, however. 
Why was the video format named after such a terrible & barbaric group of sentient beings? We don't know.
== Lazerdiscs in other means ==
Aside from movies, there was music videos and even Shames. The "LazerDiscManActive" that costed almost Un$ 1,000 dollars was designed as yet another expensive paperweight that also doubled as a tool to break Lazerdiscs. Despite the fact it could play SEGA Shaming System 2 shames (so basically literally only one game where you kill a dragon), it did not sell well because nobody knew what a "LazerDisc", was let alone a "Lazer".
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