Mother Nature

Mother Nature battled Father Time in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 34. She was played by Stephanie.
==Information on the Rapper==
Mother Nature (sometimes known as Mother Earth or the Earth-Mother) is a common personification of nature that focuses on the life-giving and nurturing aspects of nature by embodying it in the form of the mother. Images of women representing mother earth, and mother nature, are timeless. In prehistoric times, goddesses were worshipped for their association with fertility, fecundity, and agricultural bounty. Priestesses held dominion over aspects of Incan, Algonquian, Assyrian, Babylonian, Slavonic, Germanic, Roman, Greek, Indian, and Iroquoian religions in the millennia prior to the inception of patriarchal religions.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1:===
Mother Nature has arrived here to show this dude some facts,
I've got flows like the wind, while you make people unable to relax,
By somehow making time seem faster, and you don't know what's in store,
Everyone must pay his debt to Mother Nature, so pay yours,
Sorry there big boy, didn't mean for you to get played
It's not my fault, that I had to Rain on your parade
It's in my Nature to win, I make rainstorms and fertilize farms,
Hurry up and realize that you're more annoying than an wake up alarm
===Verse 2:===
You're old and weak, stop playing with clocks!
To hell with the L, you like playing with cocks!
I'll take a storm and break through your face of glass
Oh, you'll bring the pain? Well I'll make it rain on your ass!
I expel weather, you can't mess with this angry chick
Come at me, dude, your beard's longer than your dick!
I guess it's just wrong timing , for you have just lost
It shows that Mother Nature's path is one you shouldn't cross.
==Trivia==
===Epic Rap Battle Parodies===
*Mother Nature battles her polar opposite Father Time
*At least 4 times in the rap battle has Mother Nature's name been mentioned
*She is the first female rapper.
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 2
Category:Characters
Category:Mother Nature
Category:Stephanie
Category:Female