We Need to Talk

This is the forty-fourth episode of The SBFW Chronicles. It is the series finale.
==Transcript==
(Episode begins in a dark room)
Liz: (turns around in chair and faces camera) So, we've come to the end of this chapter. What does this mean, exactly? Well, I'll show you.
(She turns on a monitor on the wall, which lightens up the room)
Liz: (pointing to monitor, which is showing a presentation) So as you might know, the Purge is happening. Oh, you don't know what the Purge is? I'll tell you.
(She changes slides, which shows an image of two women passionately making out)
Liz: (looks at slide) Huh? How did that get there? (fixes slide) There we go. I mean it was hot at least. So anyway, let's face it, I'm retiring. I'm retiring from SBFW. Why, you may ask? Well the answer’s pretty obvious. (switches to another slide, which is of a baboon scratching its ass) Oh come on, who keeps messing with my slides?
(CrazySponge is heard snickering in the background, then dies)
Liz: Motherfucker. So ANYWAY, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DISTRACTIONS, I'm retiring from SBFW since I'm at the point in my life that I feel I should move on. I have bigger, better things going on in my life. …Okay that is a lie, but if I want to do bigger and better things, writing this fanfiction is only going to slow me down. And to be frank, I'm starting to have other interests. I'm only on this wiki right now to do what I feel I need to finish. Most sbfw users don't like to finish their projects, but I like closure.
(She changes the slide to an AI generated image of Squidward smoking a cigarette)
Liz: I've stopped making spin-offs over a year ago now. I only have four scripted ones left. Well, three after this episode is finished, but yeah. I'm getting close to the end of the Purge. Then… I retire.
(She changes the slide to an AI generated image of an old person smoking crack)
Liz: So now I’d like to thank everyone who had some sort of involvement on this show. DonPaolo, or Mr. Poo, thank you for making all of the title cards. Saved me a bunch of work and you did a good job. Infinity, for writing An SBFW Day. (chuckles) The only episode I didn't write myself. Thank you also to Existant, Speedboi, TheBoy2007, and Spongeboy0009. Show wouldn't have been the same without you guys. SBFW Chronicles has been a wild ride for the past three years, but I think it's time I finally wrap it up. It's run its course. Since this is my own shit, I have the constitutional right to plug in my other shows. Welcome to Fancyland!, Bikini Bottom Jenkins, and SBFW College are the only spin-offs I have left at this point. Dear reader, thank you if you've come this far on this weird journey with me. Your reading is greatly appreciated. Goodbye now.
(Projector turns off as the episode ends)
(End.)
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