Banned Double Dare (Full Episode)

This is my own version of the banned 2018 double dare episode.. And Note: This isn't real. This is just for educational purposes.
== Transcript ==
* Host: Jump onto the obstacles and you'll win 1 million dollars!
* Kid: Alright! Let's do this *thinks* I will get my dollars and everyone is going to be so jealous of me. And I'm getting gold diggers! Let's do this! *jumps*
* Host: And it looks like.. The Squid Team won! Congratulations you've won 1 million dollars! 
* Kid: Yes! F**king Yes! You motherf**king haters are jealous! I'm buying a tesla, No I mean a bugtati! Thank you f**king Nickelodeon Thank You!
* Audience: *gasps*
* [Meanwhile At The Cartoon Network Stuidos]
* Kid on TV: Yes! F**king Yes!. You moth--
* Cartoon Network President: Wow.. Just Wow.. I imagine Nickelodeon being sued for this.
* [Meanwhile, At The Disney Channel House.]
* Kid on TV: Yes! F**king Yes!. You moth--
* Disney Executive: Uhh.. Are we worried that every kids channel is going to be sued for this?
* Disney Executive #2: Nah, It's Nick. They can handle this. i mean they are the first network for kids.
* FBI: Who is in charge here?
* Nickelodeon People: Uh Us..?
* FBI: Ban this episode, And never broadcast this episode again, Congratulations you're own "double dare" show is officially on a hiatus until September of 2018. That means you kid, your not getting a milion dollars. 
* Kid: No! No! No..!
* The End
This Episode was mean't to hate double dare, This was only for fun. Sorry if we effected you fellow DD fans. 
Fun Fact: This actually happened in a episode of double dare (2018 reboot) but i don't think Nick has found out. (The part where the kid swears.)
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