Undercover Kinyonga/Transcript

[The Lion Guard wait for Ono who's spying on the Army of Scar]
Kion: 
Any sign of Ono?
Bunga: 
[Bunga is seen in a tree] Nope. Too bad he's not here. Ono could spot Ono for sure. Wait. There he is! And... Uh-oh. He's not alone!
[Mzingo and Mwoga are chasing Ono]
Ono: 
(Squawks)
Mzingo: 
Leaving so soon, Ono? You've hardly had a chance to get a good look around. [Mzingo bites Ono's tail feathers]
Ono: 
(Squawks in paint) Don't touch the tail feathers!
Mzingo: 
Motion to attack from above and behind at the same time?
Mwoga: 
Aye!
Ono: 
(PANTING)
[Mzingo and Mwoga slam into each others] 
(Vultures scream and holler)
Mzingo: 
Keep out of our skies, Ono. You won't be so lucky next time!
Mwoga: 
Yeah. We'll catch you sooner or later!
Ono: 
ou guys couldn't catch an updraft with both wings! [Ono returns to the rest of the Lion Guard]
Fuli: 
Good going!
Bunga:
Yeah! Mzingo and Mwoga got a beak-full of dirt for lunch.
Ono: 
Thanks. It was a little too close for me. [Ono cleans his tail feathers]
Kion: 
What'd you see, Ono?
Ono: 
The crocs and jackals are still in Kilio Valley. But the hyenas are moving towards the volcano.
Fuli: 
Maybe Scar has plans for Janja.
Ono: 
Maybe. The vultures chased me off before I could see anything else. Sorry Kion.
Kion: 
It's okay, Ono. I'm just glad you made it back in one piece.
Ono: 
More or less.
Bunga: 
It doesn't matter what Scar's planning. The Lion Guard'll beat him!
Beshte: 
I sure hope so, Little B.
Kion: 
We need to stay alert. Scar could make his next move any time now.
[The scene cuts to Thurston's herd panic and running]
Thurston: 
Panic and run! Panic and run!
(Zebras whinny and snort)
Beshte: 
What's up with the zebras?
Kion: 
Only one way to find out. Come on!
(Zebras neighing)
[The Lion Guard go up to the zebras]
Kion: 
Slow down, everybody.
Bunga: 
You heard the lion. Easy there, [Bunga slows down the zebras] zebra-deebra!
Kion: 
Is everyone calmer now?
Zebras: 
(Neighing in agreement)
Bunga: 
[Bunga jumps off of Thurston] So, what made you panic this time? Jackals? Hyenas? Dung beetles?
Thurston: 
Uh, back there!
Ono: 
Okay...
Fuli: 
So what's the problem?
Thurston: 
The rock. The rock is the problem. Something must be done about it.
Kion: 
The rock. Okay. Let's go check it out.
[The Lion Guard walk up to the rock]
Bunga: 
Bad rock! Bad, bad, rock. There. We done?
Thurston: 
You don't understand. It talked.
Kion: 
The rock talked?
Thurston: 
It most certainly did. We all heard it. Didn't we?
Zebras: 
(Neighing in agreement)
Fuli: 
A talking rock?
Beshte: 
Like my dad always says, "You never know what you might see until you see it."
Bunga: 
All I see is a rock.
Twiga: 
(Yelping from a distance) [Twiga walks up to the Lion Guard} Lion Guard! Help!
Kion: 
Twiga? What's wrong?
Twiga: 
That tree. Over there. I tried to scratch my back against it and it yelled at me!
Fuli: 
It yelled at you?
Twiga: 
Yes! It said, "Careful. I'm standin' here."
Thurston: 
First a talking rock. Now a yelling tree. Next thing you know the grass will be singing. You know what this means.
Kion: 
You don't have to...
Thurston: 
Panic and... [Thurston starts to panic and run but stops]
Fuli: 
Stop! Just calm down. The Lion Guard's here.
Bunga: 
Yeah. We'll protect you from rocks, trees, and grass.
Kion: 
Okay. Everyone just stay calm. Please. We'll go check it out.
Fuli: 
I don't get it. I know the zebras are easily spooked, but not Twiga.
Ono: 
Yeah. Why would she say she heard a voice?
Kion: 
Unless she really did.
Beshte: 
Are you saying the tree really talked?
Kion: 
No, but... I think Twiga heard something.
Ono: 
Perhaps it was an animal cry from far away. Sound can travel great distances. Common knowledge real... (Squawks) Something ran over my foot!
Fuli: 
I don't see anything.
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga shows up] Oops!
Bunga: 
What is that?
Kion: 
Where'd you come from?
Kinyonga: 
Who, me? Just pretend you never saw me. [Kinyonga disappears] 
Kion: 
I think we just found our "talking rock." Where'd she go?
Fuli: 
(Sniffs) This way.
Ono:
[Ono gets up] What did I miss?
Fuli: 
I can't see you, but maybe I can smell you. (Sniffing) Ah-ha! Here you are.
Kinyonga: 
Not for long. [Kinyonga disappears] 
Fuli: 
(Sneezes)
Bunga: 
Over here! I saw her! Hello? [Bunga climbs the tree that Kinyonga is on] Are you here? I've never seen anyone disappear like you do.
Kinyonga: 
You haven't seen anything yet.
Bunga: 
Whoa! Is that your tongue?
Kinyonga: 
(Mouth full) Yes, it is. [Kinyonga swings the tree branch and hits Bunga with it]
Bunga: 
Whoa!
Beshte: 
[Kiyonga is on Beshte's back] Whoa! That tickles. (Laughs)
Kion: 
Hey, wait up! We just want to talk!
[Kinyonga disappears] 
Ono: 
There she goes again.
Beshte: 
How does she do that?
Ono: 
Now that I've seen her, I can tell you exactly how she does it. She's a chameleon. Chameleons change their colors to blend in with their surroundings. It makes them almost invisible. [Ono pecks Kinyonga]
Kinyonga: 
Ow! [Kinyonga reappears] 
Ono: 
Almost.
Kinyonga: 
Okay, you got me.
Beshte: 
Poa.
Fuli: 
Amazing.
Kinyonga: 
Nobody's ever been able to see me before. Unless I get really scared. Then I turn all kinds of crazy colors.
Ono: 
Well, I could see you because I am the keenest of sight.
Kinyonga: 
Keenest of sight? (Gasps) You must be Ono. You guys are the Lion Guard.
Bunga: 
Yep, you got that right!
Kion: 
What's your name, chameleon? And why did you run from us?
Kinyonga: 
I'm Kinyonga. And I ran because you chased me.
Bunga: 
Makes sense to me.
Kion: 
Sorry if we scared you, Kinyonga. We just wanted to know why you were spooking Twiga and the zebras.
Kinyonga: 
Oh, I didn't mean to. I was trying to be friendly. Sometimes I forget that I'm camouflaged.
Bunga: 
Camo-what?
Kinyonga: 
Camouflage. It's what we chameleons call it when we blend in with what's around us. Let me show you.
(Upbeat music starts)
Kinyonga: 
¶ Camouflage is what I call
my neat ability
¶ Blending in is what I do
¶ Just look close
'cause you won't see
¶ Am I here or am I here
¶ I change shades
and disappear
¶ Take a look
hide and seek
¶ Yes my skill is so unique
¶ Well I could stay one tone
but I won't
¶ So now you see me
now you don't
¶ Shadows that I make
¶ Might scare
an unsuspecting friend
¶ But scaring other animals
¶ Is not what I intend
¶ Am I here or am I there
¶ Could it be
that I'm nowhere
¶ Take a look hide and seek
¶ Yes my skill is so unique
¶ Well you can try to catch me
but you won't
¶ So now you see me
now you don't
¶ My colors change
to help me hide
¶ Wherever I might run
¶ But sometimes I just change
¶ So I can have some fun
(Howls)
¶ Am I here or am I here
¶ I change shades
and disappear
¶ Take a look
hide and seek
¶ Yes my skill is so unique
¶ Well I can stay one tone
but I won't
¶ So now you
see me
now you don't ¶
[Music ends]
Ono: 
That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Especially the parts I couldn't see.
Kinyonga: 
Ah, thanks. I was just doing what comes naturally.
Bunga: 
Well Kinyonga, you can color me impressed. Get it? She changes colors? I'm impressed?
Fuli: 
Ugh!
Kion: 
It's nice to meet you, Kinyonga. But please be careful when you're camouflaged.
Fuli: 
You might cause another panic.
Beshte: 
Especially around zebras.
Kinyonga: 
I'll do my best not to scare anyone else. I promise.
Kion: 
Thank you. We've got enough to deal with trying to figure out what the Outlanders are gonna do next.
[The Lion Guard start to runaway from Kinyonga]
Ono: 
Sorry I couldn't find out more before the vultures spotted me.
Kion: 
It's okay, Ono. I know it's not easy to slip into the Outlands without being seen.
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga walks up to the Lion Guard] Oh! Oh! I could do that.
KION: I don't think so.
FULI: There's some really bad stuff going on in the Outlands.
KINYONGA: Oh, I know. Scar's back.
Kion: 
You know about Scar?
Kinyonga: 
Yeah! I heard the skinks talking about him.
Ono: 
The skinks talked about Scar? Right in front of you?
[Kion leans his head towards Kinyonga]
Kinyonga: 
It's amazing what you hear when nobody can see you. (SHUDDERS) And Scar sounds like bad news for everyone in the Pride Lands. Let me go into the Outlands and find out what's going on for you. I've been there lots of times. Nobody sees me come or go.
Kion: 
Scar's inside the volcano. There are bad guys all over the place. What if one of them spots you?
Kinyonga: 
Why would they? You guys didn't.
Bunga: 
She's got a point.
Kion: 
We really do need to know what Scar's up to. You promise to be careful?
Kinyonga: 
I'll be in and out before anybody knows I was there.
Kion: 
But if somebody does see you...
Kinyonga: 
Never going to happen.
Kion: 
And be back before sunset!
Beshte:
Yeah. You don't want to be in the Outlands at night.
Kinyonga: 
No problem.
Bunga: 
See you around! Or will we?
Fuli: 
Ugh!
[Kinyonga walks in the Outlands and the vultures are circling around]
(Vultures screeching)
Kinyonga: 
(Gasps) [Kinyonga disappears]
(Vultures screeching)
[Kinyonga reappears] 
(Stomach growling)
Cheezi: 
What you growling at, Chungu?
Chungu: 
That wasn't me, that was my tummy. (Stomach growling) Let's go find something to eat.
Cheezi: 
But Janja told us to stay here while he talks to Scar. We're the look-outs.
Chungu: 
What are we looking out for?
Cheezi: 
I don't know. Whatever shows up, I guess.
Chungu: 
Whatever it is, it better be tasty. 'Cause I'm so hungry I could eat that rock.
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga reappears] (Gasps) Oops.
Cheezi: 
Where'd that come from?
Chungu: 
I do not know. But I'm gonna eat it.
Cheezi:
Not if I eat it first.
[Cheezi and Chungu go after Kinyonga but she runs away] 
Cheezi: 
(Whining) Hey, where'd it go?
Chungu: 
Aw, You ate the whole thing yourself.
Cheezi: 
I did not.
Chungu: 
You did.
Cheezi: 
Did I? Uh, yeah.
Chungu: 
No fair. I'm the hungry one and you get the snack
Cheezi: 
And it was good, too.
(Ominous music playing)
[Kinyonga goes to the top of the volcano and walks down]
[Janja comes in]
Janja: 
Outta the way, skinks.
(Skinks chirp)
Shupavu: 
Watch where you're walking, Janja.
Janja: 
If you're so good at spying, you can watch out for me.
Ushari: 
You're late! I was about to send out the skinks to find you!
[Kinyonga disappears] 
Janja: 
Don't go getting your scales in a knot.
Ushari: 
Spare me your sarcasm.And don't ever keep me waiting again.
Janja: 
Back off, Ushari. You ain't the boss of me.
Scar: 
[Scar pops out] No! But I am. And I have no time for these ridiculous arguments.
Janja: 
Sorry, Scar. But he started it.
Scar: 
Enough. Janja, I summoned you here for a reason. You have the honor of carrying out my latest plan. It will bring suffering to the Pride Lands and leave them weakened [Kinyonga hides behind a rock] and begging to surrender. Janja, take your hyenas into the Pride Lands. Go to the rocky river bank above Hakuna Matata Falls. Wait for the cover of darkness. Then push the rocks into the river and block the water from flowing.
Janja: 
Got it. Push rocks in river and stop the water. [Janja starts to walk away but turns around] Um, how come?
Ushari: 
It will cut off a major water supply in the middle of the dry season.
Janja: 
And that's bad, right?
Ushari: 
So, so bad.
Scar: 
Just take your entire clan and go.
Janja: 
I'm going, I'm going.
Scar: 
The Pride Lands are about to get very thirsty. And with thirst will come unrest, desperation, and chaos. (Laughs evilly)
[Shupavu spots Kinyonga in the distances] 
Shupavu: 
Scar! Scar! Somebody's there.
Scar: 
Who dares to spy on me?
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga reappars] Uh-oh.
Shupavu: 
A chameleon!
[Kinyonga runs away]
Ushari: 
Stop the intruder!
Shupavu: 
Skinks, with me.
[The skinks follow Kinyonga and the scene cuts to the Lion Guard]
Fuli: 
Kinyonga should be back by now.
Kion: 
I know.
Beshte: 
I sure hope she's okay.
Ono: 
She should be. Camouflage is very effective at evading detection. [Bunga pops out as a tree and scares Ono] (Squawks)
Bunga: 
It sure is. See? Or, did you not see?
Ono: 
I saw.
Kion: 
Ono, take a look?
Ono: 
Affirmative. [Ono goes to look for Kinyonga]
Beshte: 
Watch out for vultures.
[The scene cuts to Ono looking down at Kinyonga who's being chased by the skinks)
(Fast-Paced Instrumental Music)
Ono: 
Hapana! Kinyonga!
[The scene cuts to the skinks looking for Kinyonga)
Shupavu: 
That chameleon couldn't have gotten far. Spread out and search.
Kinyonga: 
Coming through. [Kinyonga knocks through the skinks]
Njano: 
Oh!
Shupavu: 
Waza! You see where she went?
Waza: 
Uh-uh.
Shupavu: 
Well, she's got to be around here someplace. Find her.
(Leaves rustling)
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga pops out of the grass] (Gasps)
[The scene cuts back to Ono warning the Lion Guard]
Ono: 
Everyone. Everyone. I've spotted Kinyonga. And she's being chased by the skinks!
Kion: 
Heyvi kabisa!
Beshte: 
Oh, no!
Bunga: 
Time for a rescue! Ono, lead the way.
Fuli:
Wait! What if the vultures see us coming?
Ono: 
They'll call for reinforcements.
Beshte: 
We could end up facing Scar's whole army.
Bunga: 
So? Bring 'em on!
Kion: 
Easy, Bunga. We need to save Kinyonga, not start a battle. But I think I know how to get into the Outlands without being seen.
[The scene cuts back to the skinks]
Shupavu:
We've got her surrounded. She's in there somewhere. Don't let her get away this time.
Kinyonga: 
Ow! Gotta run.
Shupavu: 
Nyeusi! Nyata! Use your speed. Stop her!
(Breathing rapidly)
Kinyonga: 
(Panting) (Gasps) [Kinyonga escapes Nyeusi and Nyata) I appreciate the escort, but I can find my own way out.
Shupavu: 
Very funny. Ready, Njano? Now! [Shupavu and Njano bump into each other] Ooof!
Kinyonga: 
Uh-oh. [Kinyonga hits a dead end]
Shupavu: 
(LAUGHS) Now we've gotcha! You're trapped.
Kinyonga: 
(Laughs Nervously) [Kinyonga changes colors] I'm sorry. Were you looking for me?
Shupavu: 
(Snickers) Doesn't matter what color you turn, you won't get past us again.
Bunga: 
[Off-screen] And you won't get past us.
Shupavu: 
[Shupavu turns around] Who said that? Who's "us"?
[The Lion Guard appear in their camouflage outfits]
Beshte: 
We are.
Skinks: 
(All gasps)
Kion: 
Leave the chameleon alone, skinks.
Bunga: 
You heard the tree. Beat it!
Shupavu: 
The Lion Guard! Let's get out of here!
[The skinks leave]
Kinyonga: 
Look at you. And I thought I was good at blending in.
Fuli: 
We took some tips from the master.
Kion: 
Are you okay?
Kinyonga: 
Yes, but the Pride Lands might not be. Scar ordered Janja and his clan to block the river above Hakuna Matata Falls.
Kion: 
Then we've got no time to lose. Let's go.
[The scene transitions to Hakuna Matata Falls and the hyeans get ready to block the water]
Janja: 
Okay. Here we are.
Chungu: 
Here we are where?
Janja: 
Doesn't matter. Just break up into teams and start pushing rocks into the river. And nobody stops 'till the water does. 
[Nne and Tano start to push rocks in the water]
Janja:
Cheezi! Chungu!
Cheezi: 
Yeah, Janja?
Janja: 
You guys push this rock.
Chungu: 
But that's the biggest one. Why us?
Janja: 
'Cause you're the biggest furbrains.
Cheezi: 
Aw, thanks, Janja.
Janja: 
(Chuckles) This is the easiest plan Scar's ever given us.
Chungu: 
(Grunts) Hey! This rock feels kinda funny.
Cheezi: 
Yeah. It's all... Squishy.
Beshte: 
[Beshte appears in his camouflage outfit] Who are you calling squishy?
Chungu: 
And it's got a face.
Janja: 
What's goin' on over there?
Kion: 
[Off-screen] They just met a talking rock.
Janja: 
Huh? Who said that?
[Nne and Tano are pushing rocks towards the river]
Bunga: 
[Bunga appears in his camouflage outfit] I think you guys are done for the night.
Fuli: 
[Fuli appears in her camouflage outfit] Ever seen a rock with claws? (GROWLS LOUDLY)
(Hyenas yelp)
[Nne and Tano run away]
Beshte: 
You should be more careful who you push around. [Beshte pushes Cheezi and Chungu]
Ono: 
[Ono appears in his camouflage outfit) That's right. Keep moving.
(Cheezi and Chungu yelp)
Janja: 
Chungu. Cheezi. Get back here. And you... Stay away!
Kion: 
[Off-screen} (Laughing)
Janja: 
What... Who are you?
Kion: 
[Off-screen] Can't you see? I'm the one who's about to kick your tail.
Janja: 
Wait a minute. I know that voice.
[Kion appears in his camouflage outfit)
Janja:
(Yelps) The Lion Guard. I knew that was Kion's voice.
Chungu: 
Where'd they come from?
Cheezi: 
How'd they just appear like that?
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga appears hanging from a tree] They learned it from me.
Janja: 
Whoa!
[The hyenas get scared and run away]
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga looks towards the camera] Uh-oh.
[The hyenas fall into the water]
Janja: 
What was that?
Cheezi: 
Uh... I think it was my lunch.
Chungu: 
But I thought you ate it.
Janja: 
Furbrains, shh. You hear something?
(Hyenas screaming)
[The hyenas fall down a waterfall and get out of the water)
(Coughing)
(Weary groan)
Cheezi: 
Scar's gonna be mad the Lion Guard beat us again.
Janja: 
So I won't tell him. I'll say we were beat by a bush, a tree, some rocks, and a clump of grass.
Chungu: 
It's that kinda thinking that makes you Janja, Janja.
Kion: 
Keep going, Janja!
Janja: 
We're going, we're going.
[The hyenas leave]
Kion: 
Thanks, Kinyonga. Without your help, we might not have... [Kinyonga dissapears] Kinyonga? Huh! I wonder where she went?
Bunga: 
How do we know she's really gone?
[The scene transitions to the next day and the Lion Guard is looking for Kinyonga]
(Soft Flute Music Playing)
Ono: 
[Ono lands] Sorry, Kion. I've looked all morning, and I haven't seen Kinyonga anywhere!
Bunga: 
That's the problem with having a friend who's a chameleon.
Kion: 
I hope she shows up. I want to thank her again for all the help she gave us last night.
Ono: 
Wait a minute. Look over there. [Ono looks at the zebras looking at the rock] I bet Kinyonga's camouflaged on that rock again.
Thurston: 
I have to say, you are the nicest talking rock I've ever met.
Kinyonga: 
Thank you. And I must say you're the handsomest zebra I've ever met.
(Zebras tittering)
Thurston: 
Yes, well that's what all the rocks say.
[The Lion Guard walk up to the rock]
Kion: 
Kinyonga!
Kinyonga: 
[Kinyonga appears] Oh, hi, everybody.
Kion: 
Where'd you go last night?
Kinyonga: 
I thought you might be mad at me.
Ono: 
Why would we be mad?
Kinyonga: 
I scared those hyenas and they fell in the river. I broke my promise not to scare anyone.
Bunga: 
If it's Janja and his hyenas, scare away.
Kinyonga: 
Phew! I'm glad to hear that! But I won't scare anybody else!
Thurston: 
Excuse me! Do you mind? I was chatting with my friend, the talking... Lizard? (SCREAMS) Panic and run! Panic and run!
(Zebras neighing)
[The zebras panic and run]
Kinyonga: 
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Kion: 
Not your fault. Lion Guard, let's round 'em up. Again. Till the Pride Lands end...
All: 
Lion Guard defend!
[The Lion Guard go after the zebras and Kinyonga goes her own way]
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