Masseuse (Robot Chicken)

The unnamed Masseuse (Linda Cardellini) is the villainess of Happy Ending, a segment from "Operation Rich in Spirit", episode 1.17 of Robot Chicken (airdate June 26, 2005). She was an oriental masseuse at a massage parlor, with the segment opening with her giving a massage to client Mr. Joe.
After the massage was finished, the masseuse asked if Mr. Joe wanted a "happy ending", with Mr. Joe insisting that he wasn't interested despite the masseuse's eager insistence. The masseuse's continued pleas led to Mr. Joe fleeing the parlor while wearing nothing but a towel, with the masseuse giving chase. Mr. Joe attempted to get help from a police officer, only for the crazed masseuse to kill the officer by breaking his neck before continuing her pursuit of her client.
After being chased through a series of doors by the masseuse (as a nod to the classic Scooby Doo door chase scenes), Mr. Joe fell down a set of stairs and broke his legs, leaving him helpless as the masseuse approached him. But at that moment, the masseuse revealed the true nature of the "happy ending" she was offering: a complimentary egg roll offered after every massage. The masseuse then left after that, leaving Mr. Joe to begin eating the egg roll.
==Trivia==
*Linda Cardellini is most notable for appearing as hidden villainess Chutney Windham in 2001's Legally Blonde.
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