The King's Orders

"The King's Orders" is the fiftth episode of Dunces and Dragons. An incredibly short and unfinished version of the episode was leaked by Vanessa on November 24, 2019, as part of the mass leaking of SpongeBot678 works. It was finished by CrazySponge on February 23, 2020.
==Transcript==
*Narrator: Previously on Dunces and Dragons, Sir SpongeBob met his long lost relative, and attempted to go to King Bubble Bass’ castle to see him. Before being chased by King Bubble Bass’ knights.
*[Scene: King Krabs’ Castle, King Krabs, Sir Natson, Sir SpongeBob, Sir Patrick, Squidly, The Dark Knight, and Princess Pearl are eating]
*King Krabs: The food is great today Sir Natson! That reminds me. [passes paycheck] Here’s your paycheck.
*Sir Natson: Thanks King Krabs!
*King Krabs: No, thank you. What would we ever do without you? [someone knocks the door] Who is that?
*Sir Natson: I have no idea. I'll get it. [goes to answer the door]
*Sir SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, you ever notice that whenever someone knocks the door something ends up happening?
*Sir Patrick: Yeah, that's a bit strange.
* Sir Natson: Okay I'm back.
* King Krabs: Sir Natson! So who was that at the door?
* Sir Natson: Oh it was my brother, he said my family are going on vacation for a week, he asked if I wanted to go, but I said no.
* King Krabs: Why?
* Sir Natson: Because I know you need me.
* King Krabs: No I don't.
* Sir Natson: Oh really? If I am gone who is going to get the food ready? Who is going to get the army ready? Who is going to-
* King Krabs: Sir SpongeBob can do all those things.
* Sir SpongeBob: I can?
* King Krabs: Sure you can.
* Sir Natson: Well in that case, I guess I'll get ready to go on vacation right away.
* King Krabs: Great. 
*King Krabs: Great. Now off you go.
*Sir Natson: Oh boy, I haven’t had a break in years!
*Sir SpongeBob: Uh, King Krabs, why would you want me to do your orders?
*King Krabs: First, I was lying when I said I like Sir Natson. I only kept him because there was no one better. But you, I see something special in you that no one else has.
*Sir SpongeBob: I mean, it’s an honor, but it seems a bit daunting.
*King Krabs: All we have to do is find something you’re really good at, and expand from there, until we get to the point where you can do all my orders!
*Sir SpongeBob: That can work. Let’s start off easy.
*[they first try organizing papers]
*Sir SpongeBob: Alright, I can do this. [thinks to himself] I guess I was alright at sorting out my boating school papers.
*King Krabs: So here are the army papers, the money papers, the town papers, the law papers…
*Narrator: Several hours later…
*King Krabs: And finally, the joke papers. Those are for Squidly.
*Sir SpongeBob: Yeah, that’s a lot of work, I don’t think I’m up for it.
*[cut to them getting the army ready]
*King Krabs: I think you’ll love this. Readying up the army, lots of power in your hands!
*Sir SpongeBob: I’m more of a peaceful sponge.
*King Krabs: Come on, try it!
*Sir SpongeBob: Uhhh, shoot, at, theeeee- I can’t do this!
*King Krabs: Huh. I thought everyone could do this. I guess we’ll just have to try the most boring one.
*[cut to them trying cooking]
*Sir SpongeBob: Ooh, I get to cook the food?
*King Krabs: Yeah, but there isn’t much fun in it.
*Sir SpongeBob: Just you wait. [SpongeBob prepares a Krabby Patty]
*King Krabs: Interesting...what is it?
*Sir SpongeBob: It’s called a Krabby Patty. Try it!
*King Krabs: Alright. [takes a bite] Oh my neptune, this may be the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted!
*Sir SpongeBob: Really?
*King Krabs: Yes! Sir SpongeBoy me Bob, keep this up! I’ll be giving you an even bigger paycheck than Sir Natson!
*Sir SpongeBob: By how much?
*King Krabs: One cent.
*Sir SpongeBob: Hooray!
*[cut to Sir SpongeBob serving Krabby patties]
*Princess Pearl: This is so much better than those disgusting burgers Sir Natson used to make!
*Sir Patrick: It’s just like how you made it back home buddy!
*Princess Pearl: Where’s that?
*Sir Patrick: I forgot.
*Squidly: ♪Eating these patties are so great and fun, I don’t think I’ll ever be done. Now eating this the previous was a shame, and that’s on Sir Natson to blame!♪
*King Krabs: Oh he’s not a sir anymore. After what Sir SpongeBob made, he’s fired.
*Sir SpongeBob: I wonder where Natson is now.
*[cut to Natson and his family in Ye Olde Kelp City]
*King Bubble Bass: So you’re switching sides? Why is that?
*Natson: No matter what that krab said, I always could tell it was a lie. That’s why a pledge to join your team.
*King Bubble Bass: An enemy of his is a friend of mine. Welcome aboard.
*[The End]
==Trivia==
*Like "A Merry Bleeping Christmas", the formatting of the transcript is very inconsistent.
*The episode was created during 2 years. The first part was written in 2018, but released in 2019, and the 2nd part was released in 2020.
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