Quest for the Orange Mushroom Cap Issue one

WARNING: NONE OF THIS IS A SHIP. IT'S JUST A FUNNY STORY.
You might think all type of stories in orangEman constant is just ships, BUT NO. Yeah, i would think that too, but there is some quality content here!
= Some =
young men never do anything in their lives. They never Do anything. just spend their times burning eyes and saying nonsense. But some young men do stuff. Like hiking and burning some calories. This is a story about 5 young men, off for a great adventure.
= At =
borger king, OrangEman saw a redcap. "Disgusting. So many jokes about redcaps that suck. My people still laugh at them." OrangEman sighs and throws a redcap away into a pile of redcaps in a garbage can. "I wonder if I can make some joke and make it very original." Frowned OrangE. "Wait," Spoke the Irish babyman. "What if, I get an Orangecap, and call it a day?" Asked OrangE to himself. "PERFECT! Original and effortless joke!" Cackled OrangEman. "I shall summon the 5 required adventurers to get me this cap!"
= "HmmHmm =
Da da dee de do..." hummed Darthvato, mining some stone with Yotzzee and Yottatim. Timmzzee and yottacat were off doing some errands and Darthvato was hired to babysit their children. Darthvato was ordered to do some daily tasks with the children. "Are we done yet?" Asked Yotzzee, very tired. "No." Replied Darthvato. "Are we done yet?"Yakked Yottatim. "i said no." Replied once again Darthvato. "Are we-" "NO WE AREN'T" Darthvato interupted. "We are done until we get all the gold. Someone's gotta do the work." Put put put put. There was someone coming. He seemed worried and impatient. He was holding a paper. "hello, what can I do for you?" Said Darthvato. "An order from baby- I mean OrangEman. Pant Recruit these people on the paper and go to borger king." Says the man, turning out to be Puro. "Okay," Said Darthvato. "What about the children?" "take them to borger king and leave them there, there's a babysitter section." Responds Puro, Then leaving, still tired.
= Some =
Time later, Darth reaches Bot's house. Darthvato proceeds to enter, finding no one at home, with a TV on. RATTLE goes a noise. "Ugh, no..." yucks Darthvato. "he's in his not-so-pleasant phase. Stay here kiddos, sit on the couch." Thekids sit on the sofa and do what kids would do. Darth heads down the hallway into Bot's room. "Hey dude you ok in there? It's your friend Vato." Assures Darthvato. "EEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHH" Screeches something in the room. Darthvato proceeds to open the door. Darthvato cautiously Opens the door, to find a surprise. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH goes bot, in his furry phase. "Oh holy pog!!!" Screams Darth. Bot gets on a lunge position, And Darth knows this isn't good. Bot lunges like a cat, hissing and soaring through the air, pouncing on Darth. Darthvato quickly locks the door, only to leave bot hurt. "Oh crap, brobot you ok bro?" Says Darthvato, worried. Bot slowly loses his fur, and his ears get back inside his cranium piece, and so does his tail. "UGH, WHAT HAPPENED?" Asks Bot hurt and drowsy. "you were in your phase." "Ah that phase," continues Bot "I kinda like that phase." "Oh and uh, OrangEman asked me to call you." "Interesting, did he call anyone else?" Replied bot. "Yeah, he needs PWMC, Khaos, and Francis." informed Darth. "Okay, let's go get em." Replied bot.
= So =
The friends walk down the road with a walking can, with the children of course. "i think PWMC's house is to the right, right?" Asks Darth. "Yeah." answers bot. "Where are we going?" Asks Yotzzee. "We're visiting a friend." Replies bot. 
= KNOCK KNOCK =
"Who's there?" Asks PWMC. "it's Darth and Bot, we need ya." "For what?" Asks PWMC. "irish baby needs us." "Okay!" Okays PWMC. PWMC leaves for a bit, and then comes back. "I brought my Rations." Says PWMC. "Awesome, come on let's go bro." Says Bot.
= TO BE CONTINUED ISSUE 2 =
STAY TUNED.