The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

"The Hills Have Eyes (1977)" is the twenty-seventh episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
Folks, this week Pat and Joe talk the 1977 horror flick, The Hills Have Eyes! In Pat's Movie Corner: mid90s, Perfect Bid, Bad Times at the El Royale, America's Monsters, Widows, and The Flatwoods Monster.
== Before The Film ==
* Pat sings the intro. Pat hates it.
* On With The Joe! Joe seems to not mind Pat's singing.
* We know Joe bought a scooter, but he also bought a car. A classic Jaguar a guy was selling on the street for a ridiculous price. He still doesn't have his driver's license. Pat once bought a Saturn for $1,000 and the sideview mirror fell off on the drive home. 
== ScreamNN ==
* Reviews of Serenity say the twist is so batshit, you have to see it.
== Pat's Movie Corner ==
* mid90s (Pat)
** Pat played poker with director Jonah Hill. He was an asshole, very funny, and leveled everyone.
* Perfect Bid (Joe)
* Bad Times at the El Royale (Pat)
* America's Monsters (Joe)
* Widows (Pat)
* The Flatwoods Monster (Joe)
== Joe's Scary Stuff ==
* Pat gave Joe a Who's Harry Crumb? Blu-ray packaged as a VHS.
* Injustice 2
* Bonus: Mortal Kombat 11 is announced.
== The Film ==
* Pat watched it on Joe Bob Briggs' Thanksgiving marathon, Dinners of Death. It's one of Pat's least favorites he's shown, he prefers the remake.
* Joe thinks it's okay, not one of his favorites, but it's a different type of horror, more of an exploitation.
* This isn't a "70s horror with a message" movie, it's cannibals in the desert. And it's influenced by The Grapes of Wrath?!
* Pat's on Wikipedia as a notable alumni of his high school.
* They're out of things to say about The Hills Have Eyes, so how about MTV's The Hills? They discuss other horny reality shows like Temptation Island.
* Pat pitched an idea, and was turned down, for a multi-cam sitcom at a prison. It predated Orange Is The New Black.
* How about eyes? Each thinks the other has brown eyes, but they're blue.