Alex Porkpie

"I demand being quiet."
-Alex Porkpie 
Alex Porkpie is one of The Spoofs.
== Story ==
Alex Porkpie had been working at the saloon for a few years and was as reliable as they come. But one day, he got fired without explanation and it left him feeling betrayed and angry.
He went on a rampage, threatening to kill everyone he encountered. This caught the attention of his friends Diamond Pancakes and Gabrelelinken.
The two saw an opportunity. If they recruited their friend Alex into their gang, the three of them could wreak havoc without fear of retribution.
== Information ==
Alex Porkpie was a criminal for 2 years and he has been in the spoofs for 4 years.
=== Powers and abilities ===
==== powers: ====
* Superhuman strength: Alex Porkpie can slice someones head in half using a razor, he needs strength to do so.
* Invisibility: Alex Porkpie can become invisible at will allowing him to sneak up to his victims.
==== abilities ====
* Mastermind: Alex Porkpie is extremely smart having an IQ of 205.
== Personality ==
Alex Porkpie is big-thinking and always calm in his normal state. He mostly is circumspect and driven. When he is enraged he is aggressive and violent.
== Appearance ==
Normal
Alex Porkpie wears a red cowboy hat, sunglasses, brown coat, brown pants, brown cowboy shoes and a white shirt.
Enraged
Alex Porkpie's skin turns green and he emits a green glow out of him.
== Trivia ==
* Alex Porkpie's eyes have never been seen before because he wears sunglasses everytime even when he is sleeping or swimming, he never takes them off.
* Alex Porkpie is the most calm and the most brutal out of the main spoofs
* Alex Porkpie's razor weapon is custom
* Alex Porkpie is the smartest character in the diamond universe
*Alex Porkpie is from the United States
*Alex Porkpie uses the Razor as his main weapon
*As an april fools joke, Alex Porkpie was renamed to "Mac Buhhh"
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