Ghosts N Goblins

Ghosts N Goblins is the fifth episode of season 1 of The Irate Gamer. It was originally uploaded to the Youtube on 27 June 2007.
The long list of doublethink commited by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
==Plot Synopsis==
Chris Bores reviews Ghost N Goblins.
==High Detail plot summary==
Irate Gamer makes a review of Ghosts'n Goblins on NES. Irate Gamer states that the story involves a princess being kidnapped and a knight going save her. Irate Gamer then asks Lucifer to take The Wicker Man remake with Nicholas Cage to hell with the princess "Well, as long as he’s on his way down to Hell, can he take the movie Wicker Man starring Nicholas Cage along down with him?". "That movie was the biggest piece of shit I ever SAW!" says Chris Bores.
Irate Gamer explains that the armor for King Arthur is extremely weak given that it can only take one hit before falling off. Chris Bores states that the game's downside is that you can only take two hits before your character dies. Chris states that there are too many enemies and in addition to him dying all the time; having too many enemies makes him die even more.thumb|left|335px|People who lack talent should not be doing what they do.After the Irate Gamer dies in the game, the screen pans over to Lucifer laughing at his predicament. Chris repeats that you can only take two hits before you die and the firetorch weapon sucks. Irate Gamer then lists out the names of all the enemies.
Irate Gamer then calls in his kid cousin Joey, who gets much farther in the first level of the game but still dies and says the game is too difficult.
Irate Gamer now talks about something entirely different saying that “One annoying thing is these annoying eyeball platforms.”. Irate Gamer successfully beats the game but is notified that he has not truly beaten the game and must now beat the game a second time to get the true ending. Irate Gamer says "let's blow this thing and go home" shortly before destroying the final boss. He notes the bad ending text that he finds difficult to read. Lucifer mocks Irate Gamer one last time before Irate Gamer uses magic powers to destroy the game.
==Trivia==
*This is the first time Satan and cousin Joey make appearance.
*Parts of the game in the review is taken from the arcade game. And invincibility is clearly used.
*The complaint of the misspelling is similar to The Angry Video Game Nerd's complaint to Ghostbusters for NES.
==External links==
*Ghosts N Goblins at The Internet Movie Database
==Video==
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