Dankalishikera

Dankalishikera is a nation by Hank Broadi. The country split in 2020.
PLEASE, LET, THE, SUGGESTING, LAWS, END, I, AM, SO, F**KING, ANNOYED.
== Etymology ==
== History ==
In 1973, Dankalishikera was created and in the next year Partfords became the capital of the nation. In 2020, the nation was split into the Dankali and the Shikera
=== Dankalishikera's split between Dankali and Shikera ===
At March 1st, 2022, at 3:40 P.M. in Shikera, a Kurilian Bobtail was spotted near North-East Bakersfield. 
Somehow, during UOC 5, Dankali and Shikera split, without being 2020. When UOC ended, they get pushed back into eachother. 
During UOC 5, Danila Sikra was put up as 2nd place.
During the Fan War in 2014, a new aircraft called the Danlisher 7281 was made. There were 2 pilots, a 20 year old man called "Dave Zanzi" and a 18 year old woman called "Yasmine Nau." There were 16 passengers. It was a fighter jet. While trying to fight Finland, a lightning bolt struck one of the wings. Nobody had parachutes. The jet later crashed. 9 minutes later, 4 Finnish people found 8 survivors. A 30 year old man, A 10 year old boy, a 28 year old lady, a 17 year old girl, an 18 year old boy, a 65 year old man, and both pilots. The Finnish people then showed their way back to Dankalishikera. Yasmine Nau had a scratch under her right eye. The dead passengers were sent to the Dankalishikera Fan War Graveyard. The war afterwards ended.
During a football game, one of the audience shot 8 players. 2 injured and 6 dead. He afterwards went to jail for 1 year. When he got out of jail, someone stabbed him to death the next day.
== Politics ==
=== Political Figures ===
===== Dankali =====
Dankali is a splitted country, along with Shikera.
On March 18th, 2022, a new virus was discovered, called the Dankalian Parano, which killed a dog the next day.
====== Flags ======
File:DankaliFlag.png|Dankali's flag (2020-present)
=====Shikera=====
Shikera is a splitted country, along with Dankali.
On February 10th, 2022, they wanted to change the flag with some thing more "flag based."
On August 18th, 2022, a new coffee shop called Блэйз Кафе (English: Blaze Cafe) was made in Bakersfield.
====== Flags ======
File:Screenshot 20220208-202514 kindlephoto-98033288.png|Shikera's flag (2020-2022)
File:2021flagisscrapped.png|Shikera's flag (2021, scrapped)
File:Static-assets-upload7754642087627685494.png|Shikera's flag (2022-present)
===Laws===
# Don't litter
# Don't do murder
# Don't drink while driving
# No urinating in jars to throw them into traffic
# No n*dity in public (str*p clubs are fine)
# The founder of their building can only bomb the building if they wanna perm shutdown
# Burn down up to 3 trees per day.
# No kidnapping
# No driving over the speed limit
# No stealing money from other people
# No defacing buildings
# No making coups to destroy the whole nation (including the split)
# No recreating drugs
# No hacking the servers of the government
# No breaking into banks
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# No scamming people out of accounts, money, passwords, ect.
# No drying up an entire ocean
# R*pe is NO LONGER legal!
#No destroying the nation (nukes, annexing, ect.)
#No pirating movies/shows/games/videos
#No committing tax fraud
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===Presidents===
#Adam Smirnov (December 15th, 1973 - January 18th, 1975)
#Ira Agapov (January 19th, 1975 - March 3rd, 1978)
#Miloslava Ivanov (March 4th, 1978 - December 1st, 1989)
#Klara Obdulov (December 2nd, 1989 - December 5th, 2017)
#Svetozar Krupin (December 6th, 2017 - April 31st, 2021)
#[Dankali: Damir Molotov (May 1st, 2020 - present)] [Shikera: Alina Pasternak (May 1st, 2020 - March 2nd, 2022]
#[Shikera] Dima ??? (March 3rd, 2022 - present)
==Cities==
===Dankali===
====Partfords====
Partfords is the capital of Dankali.
They have a population of 1,018,970, as of 2021, and the city was made in 2020.
=== Shikera ===
==== New Lakes ====
New Lakes is the capital of Shikera.
They have a population at 3,827,827 as of 2022, and the city was made in 2020.
==== Bakersfield ====
Bakersfield has a population of 1,825, as of 2022, and the city was made in 2020.
==== Rivera ====
Rivera has a population of 6, as of March 2022, and the city was made in 2022.
=== Map(s) ===
File:Screenshot 20220303-224742 kindlephoto-788349650.png|The map of Dankali and Shikera, on West Russia
File:Screenshot 20220304-132316 kindlephoto-836662114.png|The counties of Dankali (top) and Shikera (bottom)
==Holidays==
== Users currently in jail ==
=== Dankali Jail ===
# None
=== Shikera Jail ===
# None
The person who made the Dankalishikera page is quitting this wiki, meaning no further updates will happen by him.
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Category:World of Dankalishikera
Category:Russian