The Bob's Burgers Movie/Songs

To see more information about the soundtrack, see The Bob's Burgers Movie (A Major Motion Burger Soundtrack).
Parts where singers/groups are singing together are boldened.
=="Sunny Side Up Summer"==
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[Bob, Linda Belcher]
Every day, we come downstairs
Unlock the door and turn the sign to "open," "open"
Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea
from the worry and the stressin' and the hopin'
But I won't about think about (But you shouldn't think about)
Those fears now
Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh wow"
When he tastes our burgers, taste our fries
He'll probably give us a high five
Extend our loan, throw us a bone (Mm-hmm)
And tell us we are in the zone (Yup!)
Send us on our merry way (Mm-hmm)
"Hey, have yourselves a pleasent day"
We'll come back here, we'll go berserk
We'll hug and kiss and get to work
Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'
Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin' (I mean-)
Eh! When you have that just un-stop-timistic spirit
It's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of our lives
Whoo
[Tina, Gene, Louise Belcher]
Every time I see him, oh my heart, it does a crazy little dance
(Something like eh, eh, eh) (Looks good.)
And I want for him to kiss me and then walk away so I can see
What's shakin' in the backside of his pants (Poop?)
I think that this is real, what I feel
And if he could feel it too, well, then that would be ideal
So, I wanna make this thing legit
I'm gonna put a ring on it (Ooh)
But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray
I mean we're only in eighth grade (Yeah.)
I'll do the thing eighth graders do
When you like-like me and I like-like you
Put something special on a chain
And give it to him and explain
I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend
You'll say "yes" and then to seal it, shake your rear end
And it's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of my life
[Gene Belcher]
Each and every day
I want to sing, I want to play
Play this napkin-y thing, I made it
And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music
[Louise Belcher]
Each and every day
I just think I'm pretty great
Yep, that's right, no big deal
I'm not hiding what I feel
About some things on my mind
And if they're holding me behind
Keeping me feeling small
Though they actually make me tall
Hope they don't hear me talkin' 'bout them
Don't know what I am without them
[Gene, Louise & Tina Belcher, Bob & Linda Belcher]
But this summer, I might see (But this summer, we might see)
Just who I turn out to be (Just who we turn out to be)
And it's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of our lives
[Bob & Linda Belcher, Gene, Louise & Tina Belcher]
Guess we're gonna go for it feels kinda scary, I'll admit (Sunny-side-up summer)
It will be great, it's gonna work (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
We'll hug and kiss and go berserk
I'll take a chance, don't second guess (Sunny-side-up summer)
We're doin' great if he just answers "yes" (Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
[Spoken: Mr. Dowling, Bob & Linda Belcher]
No.
Huh?
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=="Lucky Ducks"==
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[Carnies, Short Carnie only, Mickey only]
Some lucky ducks get all the luck
Some break their backs to make a buck
And sure, we are a bunch of shady
Criminal-ish gents and ladies
But we did our time (Yeah!)
We paid for our crimes (Well, most of us)
And our misdemeanors
Now we sell fried dough and wieners
Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas
Doesn't mean that Fischoeder can go and kill us (Uh-uh)
Working here can really be a roller coaster (Hup!)
One day, you're clеaning vomit, next, you're on a missing poster
[Carnies, Short Carnie only, Mickey only]
It's such a drag to have a boss
Who pays you bad (Who pays us bad)
Then bumps you off
Some lucky ducks get all the luck (Oh, yes, they do!)
But that's not us (No, sir!), unlucky schmucks (Sing it!)
It really stinks, it really sucks
So we'll just play our lucky ducks
[Spoken: Tina, Gene Belcher]
Cool, have fun with that.
Should we get going?
[Louise, Gene Belcher, Carnies]
Some lucky ducks get all the luck (No)
You've said your piece, now listen up
To me, your life, it seems just fine
You think that's bad? Try being nine
The other day, things got real crazy
A girl at school called me a baby (What?)
Yeah.
Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure
I'm gonna be the one that solves this frickin' murder
I know you all think Fischoeder's the one who did it
But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted
[Louise Belcher, Carnies]
I'm just a kid (It's such a drag)
That's what they say (To have a boss)
"Now run along" (Who pays you bad)
"Now go and play" (Then bumps you off)
Some lucky ducks (It really stinks)
Get all the luck (It really sucks)
Until I show (So we'll just play)
Them what is what (Our lucky ducks)
[Louise Belcher]
I'm gonna show them all what I can do
Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what
You think that I am even though I'm small
No matter whatever, gonna show you all
[Spoken: Louise, Tina Belcher]
Come on, we don't need their help.
Have a nice day!
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=="Not That Evil"==
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[Bob, Linda, Louise, Tina, *Gene Belcher*]
Diarrhea's coming back, my family's under attack
It's not so great, I do agree
I've also got a bad wedgie''
Thought I could prove I'm not a baby, but now all of us need saving
Dropped my hopes into the ocean, sorry if a fish is chokin'
*Sure, a lot is happening, but I wish I brought my napkin thing*
*It might have helped to calm us down*
[Spoken: Grover Fischoeder, Louise Belcher]
Everybody, hush! Don't make a sound.
But why are you doing all this?
Okay, good question. I'll allow it.
[Grover Fischoeder, Louise Belcher]
Look, I'm not that evil, no
I'm not a bad person
So, I killed one carnie
Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined
To finally get what I think that I'm deservin'
And to turn it into somethin' worthy
Trust me, I'm sure you will agree!
Would you like to hear my master plan?
[No answer]
Okay, can you answer faster' cause I asked you 
Would you like to hear my master plan?
(Um, yes)
Okay, that's more like it
I'm so glad that you asked!
[Spoken: Grover, Felix, Calvin Fischoeder, everyone but Felix and Grover]
You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust, because I'm in the family.
Well, barely.
He's from the bad part of the family.
He means the poor part. They're bad because they're poor.
SHUT IT! Shut your front door!
Okay, okay. (Yeah.) I said okay.
So, in this family trust, you see, you're ineligible to receive benefits if you've been convicted of a felony,
And every. Single. One of them has been.
All except for cousin Calvin...
Because he never got caught!
Yeah, baby.
Shush!
So, I frame him, and boom! 
Now if something unfortunate happens to Calvin and Felix, whom will they suspect?
Not me, no, no, no,
Why would they?
Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?
Uh, yes. Surprise.
Oh, poo.
Wait, both of us?
Yeah, sorry.
You were so insistent about going with your brother to Cuba.
I bought an outfit.
Yes, we know!
But let's just say your submarine isn't going to Cuba.
Oh. Cancun?
It won't make it out from under the pier.
Oh, my.
Oh, dear.
[Spoken: Bob Belcher, Calvin Fischoeder, Louise Belcher]]
Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?
Hmm, I think we might have gotten a little too excited about the sub idea.
I mean, isn't it just an old ride?
Yes, it runs on tokens.
But not the best frame job, right?
I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan in front of our restaurant and then wait six years?
[Spoken: Everyone but Grover Fischoeder, Tina Belcher, Grover Fischoeder]
Huh.
Right.
I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.
And I didn't want to wait six YEARS!
SIX YEARS!
[Spoken: Bob Belcher]
Easy, easy.
Maybe we should hold off on the questions.
[Spoken: Grover Fishoeder, Calvin Fishoeder]
I had it all worked out: A top-rate murder!
I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.
I stick him in a pile of dirt, or whatever yucky stuff was near the entrance to the Wharf.
I leave the stupid foot sticking out, so someone would be sure to see it.
But little did I know that some numbskull backbone operator working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile without even checking for dead carnies!
I come back, I've got no body.
I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.
And it's not like I could go around asking,
"Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys? This tall? Kind of a biter?"
It was a nightmare!
But thankfully, blessedly, your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.
The skeleton was found, frame job back on, and it's true what they say,
good things happen to good people!
Wait a second.
Is this all about your silly mega-park idea?
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
[Grover Fischoeder, Linda, Bob Belcher]
This is about my... mega-park
My... much-more-efficient-and-profitable-
than-your-stupid-pier mega-park
It'll have gift shops (Oh!)
So many gift shops (I love gift shops!) (Lin!)
And so much parking
And I'll get the best marketers
To do the best marketing
And indoor motion simulator rides
If you could see my scale models
Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan...
Had to die...
[Spoken: Grover Fischeoder, Tina, Linda Belcher]
It's gonna be so worth it.
Okay.
Because business dreams are about business.
They're not about "dreams!" (That's not true.)
All right then.
[Grover Fischoeder, Bob Belcher, Everyone but Grover]
I think I got it figured out
I think that this is what I need
You're gonna all get in the sub
And then I'll launch you in the sea
No, no, I don't think that's right
No, that's right
You won't get out
The handle's broken from inside
Then the pier will be on fire
What?
Well, you caused it, then you died
[Calvin, Felix Fischoeder]
Oh-oh, that's so careless of us
[Grover, Felix, Calvin Fischoeder]
Yeah, what they'll say is this:
Metal wheels on metal tracks
Will cause a spark, a little flare
Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire
And it just gets worse from there
Up it goes into the Mole Hill
Which now seems to be quite full
Of cute and fluffy, very burn-y
Flammable stuffed animals
So they don't come to life?
I guess not.
And now, the Mole Hill turns into "Mole Hell."
[Spoken: Gene, Bob Belcher]
That's what we call Dad's back.
We do?
[Linda Belcher]
Oh, oh-oh, I have so many problems with this plan
[Spoken: Grover Fischoeder, Tina Belcher]
Like what?
People on the pier? Gone.
I'm closing early. What else?
You would burn in the fire, too?
Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil, sugar, and balloon string:
All things you'd find in an amusement pier.
It's gonna go up the stairs, over the roof of this stupid room,
And arson investigators will never suspect a thing.
My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea gives me just enough time to get back to the gym, which is my alibi.
[Grover Fischoeder]
I went there an hour ago
I said, "The steam room was too steamy."
I made a pretty damn big show.
Then I slipped out the window.
And that's how I got here now.
I just sneak back in through the window.
And boom, I've been at the gym three hours.
[Spoken: Gene Belcher, Grover, Felix, Calvin Fischoeder]
I don't know if you have three hour gym body, sorry!
Yeah... it's not believable.
No, you're too pasty. (Grr!)
Also, your mega-park is mega-dumb,
And so are you. (Grr!)
[Spoken: Grover, Calvin, Felix Fischoeder]
I wanna amend my earlier statement.
Here we go. (Ugh.)
I'm not that evil.
[Grover Fischoeder]
But I'm feeling evil today!
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=="The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee/My Burger Buns" ==
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[Part 1: The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee]
[Gene Belcher, other Itty Bitty Ditty Committee members]
Let me hear you say, "Brr" (Brr)
Let me hear you say, "Brr," (Brr) yeah!
Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it
Do your thing! You say,
"Brr," da-do-da-do, do-da-da-do (Yeah, shake those little burger buns)
Okay, got it! (Good!)
[Instrumental Break]
[Spoken: Bob, Linda, Gene, Tina, *Louise Belcher*]
Teddy did a good job, kind of, right?
Aw banner, I love banners.
Are we dead set on "Burgers?"
Is it too late to change that?
Oh yeah, we could do wraps.
*Or soup.* (Mm.)
Mm, soup.
"Bob's Soup and Wraps" (Mm.)
Has a certain sound to it.
Oh, my God. Everyone, back inside.
Back inside, never mind.
[Part 2: My Burger Buns]
[Singers]
My burger buns are shakin' for you-ou-ou-ou
My burger buns are shakin', ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Ooh!)
My burger buns are shakin' for you-ou-ou-ou (Shake it! Shake it!)
My burger buns are shakin, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
[Singers, Teddy]
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (Yeah!)
Na-na-na, na-na-na (My burger buns are shakin' for you-ou-ou-ou) (They're dancing! Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (Come on!)
Na-na-na, na-na-na (My burger buns are shakin', ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (Go on, shake it!)
Na-na-na, na-na-na (My burger buns are shakin' for you-ou-ou-ou)
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (Come on, shake it! Everyone shakin'!)
Na-na-na, na-na-na (My burger buns are shakin', ooh-ooh-ooh)
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (Shakin' those bones out!)
[Instrumental Outro]
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== Instrumental ==
==="Opening, Six Years Ago"===
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==="No One Came In Today"===
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==="The Ride"===
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==="Emergency Kid Meeting"===
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==="Try to Look Like Alley Trash"===
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==="Treehouse Go"===
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==="Here's Here"===
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==="Tina You Go First"===
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==="What's Felix Doing"===
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==="Left at the Clown Head"===
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==="Brave Little Cart"===
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==="Go Burger People Go"===
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==="Would It Be Faster to Get Out and Walk?"===
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==="These Friggin' Ears"===
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==="The Mole Hill"===
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