Dr. Felonious' Collection of Evil - Send in The Clowns

So, so, I'm a hyena! Like 'ha ha! hee hee!' So, I'm in the middle of this, this big shopping centre, right? Like, with strip malls on all sides, ha ha? But that's not very funny, is it! A few kids were laughing at my weird face and the spots on my fur, but really nothing was very funny and it wasn't very nice of them to laugh. It hurt my feelings a little, ha ha.
I wasn't mean or anything though! I even decided to show them a good trick! I said “would you like a hand” to one of the kids, hee hee, and then I put my hand out to shake his… but then when he grabbed my hand, it came off, and I said, I said, “There, now you've got a spare one!” Ha ha! Funny, right?
Only the kid just screamed and ran away, which I thought, I thought was kind of weird, because it was a good trick, you know! A little bit painful when it comes off but good! Then, I had to get out my little sewing kit and put my hand back on and, hee hee, clean up all the blood because, you know, I am a very good citizen who would never leave a mess in the middle of the street like that!
Then, then I remembered I was supposed to be going somewhere, somewhere important! I had to go down, down to the comedy club to meet the others! Ha ha, silly me forgetting something like that, ha ha! Ha ha!
So, I started down the street toward the club when a couple of yuppies came in a screaming car and asked if I was hurt. They were not funny at all and their screaming car hurt my ears, so, so when one of them came close I decided to shake his hand with a buzzer, ha ha! He was very surprised when he shook my hand! He was so surprised, his eyes popped right out of his sockets! I laughed very hard when that happened! It was less funny when they were dangling on bloody little cords and he started screaming, but that was okay because the other men took him away in the screaming car, so I did not have to look at them very long.
I am a very mean hyena sometimes, hee hee. A very bad one at that, ha ha! That is a funny joke, even if it hurts my feelings a little, hee hee. I know it is funny because Jonah always laughed so hard when he said it! Ha ha! Jonah was not very funny, but he sure laughed a lot. Maybe he should have been the comedian! Ha ha! Would that ever be a funny joke! If I ever met Jonah again, I would have to tell him what a funny joke I had thought of. Maybe he would laugh!
I picked up my shoes and walked on down to the comedy club.
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