Don't Judge a Whopper By Its Movie

Don't Judge a Whopper By Its Movie is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is about Miles Morales trying the Spider-Verse Whopper, get boo'd by his fans as Spider-Man 2099 warn views to not judge a Whopper by its taste and to enjoy it in wake of the new Spider-Verse movie. It was released on July 17, 2023.
==Characters==
*Miles Morales
*Gwen Stacy
*Peter B. Parker
*Mayday
*Jessica Drew
*Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099
==Transcript==
(In Brooklyn, New York, a Spider-Man by the name of Miles Morales swing through the city by making his way to Burger King. As he walk in, he is praised by the customers and employees to honor him with a Whopper named after him.)
*Miles: Hey Brooklyn! It's Spider-Man's in the restaurant. *make everyone cheer* Yeah, thank you. You're all Spider-Man fans. I see.
*Customer #1: Spider-Man!
*Customer #2: We love you!
*Customer #3: You're the greatest hero New York can offer.
*Miles: Thank you everybody. Anyone can wear the mask. And eat at Burger King.
*Customer #1: We got you a special meal for you, Spider-Man.
*Customer #2: A red Whopper and a bunch of Fries.
*Customer #3: A sundae with sprinkles on top! *put sprinkles on the Whopper*
*Miles: Whoa. What is that? An Angry Whopper?
*Boss: The Spider-Man Whopper. We could have used the dark Whopper used for the Halloween event, but we don't have the buns at this time. So we made the buns red to look like the late Peter Parker.
*Miles: Well, that's understandable. I call this one the Spider-Verse Whopper!
*Boss: Spider-Verse Whopper! Hey everybody! Spider-Man right here is gonna try out his Spider-Verse Whopper! *shock everyone*
*Miles: *hold the tray with his meal* Thanks, champ. Hope I can eat this delicious meal before my next mission. *sit on the table to eat the Fries* Every fries contain a universe in them. Oh yeah. *eat his Spider-Verse Sundae* Tasty ice cream sundae in the morning. Uh huh. That's right. And now, for the main dish. *drink his soda* Excuse me. Let me try this Whopper for real. *eat the Spider-Verse Whopper* Mmm. What is this? It taste, so good. *eat the whole Whopper* Like tasting a rainbow bagel at a bagel place. Cause who throw a bagel at someone when you can still act like a superhero and face a villain on your own?
*Everyone: Boo!
*Miles: Huh?
*Everyone: Boo!
*Miles: What the? Come on! You all worked hard to make this Whopper. How can you hate it when you just cook it and disgrace it? This is so messed up.
*Customer #1: Worse, burger, ever!
*Customer #2: This burger offer is a knock-out!
*Customer #3: This is worse than Spider-Man's dumb tricks and challenges, hated on the internet, apologize for it and got hated even more!
*Customer #4: Even the people at Tik Tok prove how dangerous the burger is.
*Customer #5: Disgusting. The red buns and swiss cheese is a rip-off.
*Customer #6: Dishonor to the late Peter Parker's legacy!
*Miles: What the? Guys. Stop! You can't judge a Whopper for how it looks. I got a new movie coming and you're all hating me for trying a burger I like? Gosh, spider webs. I gotta go to the break room to warn my friends about this. *rush to the break room*
*Employee #1: It's not that bad, I guess.
*Employee #2: The Spider-Verse Sundae taste better in my opinion.
*Employee #3: The Spider-Verse Whopper could have been better if the red buns didn't taste gross as a rotten Chicken Sandwich.
*Boss: Oh brother. Spider-Man. You got some lessons to learn.
(At the break room, few Spider-Men and Spider-Women including Gwen Stacy, Jessica Drew and Peter B. Parker with his baby daughter Mayday are eating the Spider-Verse Whopper while Mayday drink some milk and eat some baby food based on Spider-Man)
*Gwen: Mmm mmm mmm. This taste the heart.
*Jessica: The multiverse is really rocking with all the burgers they can offer.
*Peter B.: This remind me of a regular burger I ate at a restaurant with Miles the other day.
*Mayday: Ah. *drink milk*
*Gwen: Does the Spider-Verse Sundae taste like any regular sundae in the restaurant?
*Jessica: It taste just like an offer from the multiverse.
*Peter B.: After a special burger and special sundae, I'm satisfied for what Burger King has brought for a promotion.
*Mayday: Ah. *try to eat the Spider-Verse Sundae*
*Miles: *show up, disappointed* Hey guys.
*Gwen: Miles, you're back.
*Jessica: What happen son? What's with the sad face?
*Peter B.: It's okay to be upset sometimes if your meal didn't turn out the way it turned out.
*Mayday: *hold a Spider-Man mask* Ah.
*Miles: I'm okay. But there is one problem.
*Gwen: What is the problem?
*Miles: There are people, judging the Spider-Verse Whopper, and hate it.
*Gwen: What? No way!
*Jessica: How dare they.
*Peter B.: Why are they hating on your newly themed burger after one bite?
*Miles: It's not just one bite. They hate on it. For nothing.
*Mayday: Ah?
*Peter B.: Don't they got nothing better to do than hating on one Whopper?
*Miles: The people prove it that they taste bad to them.
*Gwen: Don't just listen to the haters. I know you love the Spider-Verse Burger. It's your own promotion for our new movie.
*Miles: If people hate something, they don't have to like it. It's just that they don't have to make something offensive that force people to not buy it over a offer and flavor. Just look! *show a video on his smartphone of people doing the Spider-Verse Whopper challenge of people trying the burger and killing themselves*
*Gwen: What the? This is crazy.
*Jessica: Who the hell would do such a thing.
*Peter B.: Hurtful. Just awful.
*Mayday: Da? *cries*
*Peter B.: *hold Mayday* Don't cry Mayday. We don't need to watch those offensive videos on the internet. We just needed to focus on the positives, okay.
*Miles: What these people got something better to do, other than making fun of my sandwich dedicated to me and the Spider-Verse and they just make fun of us over a challenge that shouldn't even existence in the first place! *slam the table*
(In the future, Spider-Man 2099 is in his headquarters, watching videos of people doing the Spider-Verse Whopper challenge on Tik Tok, leading to his frustration and hit the desk hard in much of his anger)
*Spider-Man 2099: *get up* So eating a Whopper, make fun of it and call it a challenge is normal, huh? *slam the keyboard and look at the audience* Well it's not! Why are you guys judging the Spider-Verse Whopper over red buns and swiss cheese. Huh? You got nothing to say? It's just a burger and that special burger is made to promote the new Spider-Verse movie! Also comes with the Spider-Verse Sundae! Why are you judging when you heard of it and not even try it yet? Stop judging the Spider-Verse Whopper and wait 'til you eat it for your thoughts! Also, go ahead and see the new Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse movie, right now. In theaters. Spider-Man 2099, signing off. *turn off video*
THE END
THE SPIDER-VERSE WHOPPER
GET IT NOW AT BURGER KING
AND WATCH SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE IN THEATERS
==Trivia==
*The title is a pun of "Don't judge a book by its cover", a term used to describe why people shouldn't judge something before playing, watching or reading it.
*This short is based on the Spider-Verse Whopper from Burger King while promoting Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and a challenge on TiK Tok where people pretend to eat the Whopper and die from it for a joke.
**Despite the Whopper being on the title, the Spider-Verse Sundae was featured.
*Jess Drew from Across the Spider-Verse is named Jessica Drew in the script.
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