The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony (Chapter 6)

Chapter 6 is the sixth chapter of The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Hanging Out".
==Plot==
(As night falls over Pride Rock, the Pride Landers return to their home as they are about to enter to a cavern as Timon and Pumbaa climb up from a edge while watching Kiara and Kovu interacting)
*Timon: These two are interacting with each other? Ew! He shouldn't even be here.
*Pumbaa: I think I'm gonna be sick.
*Timon: What this big maraca want from us this time?
*Pumbaa: A drumstick? Give me a break.
*Zazu: *show up* Well, you know that he's gonna stay in the rock for a while until the court provide him gulity.
*Timon: But what if he's gulity?
*Zazu: You know. If he done something bad to Kiara or the king, it will be time to kick him right out of the rock.
*Pumbaa: We just exile this guy. Maybe we'll exile him for a second time.
*Zazu: Second time's the charm.
*Rafiki: *show up* Ho ho ho! You don't know if the rogue lion is good or not. Maybe he'll reform like a coyote.
*Timon: Rafiki? We still don't trust him. Why is he still in the rock?
*Rafiki: He is the one that saved Simba's daugther from the fire. He'll change for the better and be a good person. Maybe he turned his back on those swiping Outsiders after all.
*Pumbaa: I've got a bad feeling about what is going to happen to Kiara next.
*Timon: We still gotta protect her after all. It's still our job to babysit!
*Zazu: You wouldn't babysit an grown-up when that grown-up is already indepentdent to do things on their own, do you?
*Timon: Uh, remember when we raised Simba for years at the jungle, we still raise him as an adult.
*Rafiki: That when you were living out with no worries.
*Pumbaa: *yawn* Man, I am feeling tired.
*Timon: When the long day turned into a bad day by fast timing due to the fire. Let's go home.
*Pumbaa: See you in our next meeting boys. *he and Timon head home*
*Zazu: Wise guys.
*Rafiki: I still gotta keep an eye on Kiara and Kovu during their hang out.
(As Timon and Pumbaa head to their room at Pride Rock, they begin to sleep as Timon struggles as he dreams of him, Pumbaa, Ma and Uncle Max trapped in a rock wall at Pride Rock during a fire as Shenzi, Banzai and Ed lead a group of hyenas laughing while getting close to them for a kill)
*Timon: Everyone stay together!
*Shenzi: *laugh* Oh, it's dinner and lunch together!
*Banzai: I can't wait to chew some pig!
*Ed: *laugh maniacally* He he ha ha ha!
*Pumbaa: We're doomed!
*Ma: Timon, what do we do?!
*Uncle Max: Saved us all! We've been flinched!
*Shenzi: Any last words before you get eaten?
*Timon: No! Go away! Leave us alone!
*Banzai: Getting closer.
*Pumbaa: The fire is blocking Pride Rock. We can't move!
*Ma: Timon, we set up a tunnel while we'll trap the hyenas right into the hole like always.
*Timon: Oh, right!
*Uncle Max: Make it quick! The hyenas are starting to get closer!
*Ed: Heh heh heh heh heh!
*Timon: Uh oh.
*Pumbaa: Hurry!
*Shenzi: Let's eat them all, boys!
*Timon: *dive in a hole underground* Hyenas in the hole! *kicks out one of the tunnel supports, which falls and takes out the rest in a series, like dominoes*
*Shenzi: *she and the hyenas move back from the crack following them rapidly* Huh?
*Banzai: Uh oh?
*Ed: Aah!
*Timon: *see the crack suddenly stops expanding as one of the supports hits an embedded rock and doesn't fall* Uh oh. It didn't work!
*Shenzi: *stop retreating* Oh my.
*Pumbaa: What happen?
*Ma: It didn't go through.
*Banzai: Alright! Let's kill them for misery!
*Ed: Ah ha! *he and the hyenas run after Pumbaa, Ma and Uncle Max*
*Uncle Max: Watch out!
*Timon: *underground* No!
*Shenzi: *she and the hyenas jump and eat Pumbaa, Ma and Uncle Max off-screen*
*Timon: *pop out of the hole* No! My friends! My family! What have you done?!
*Shenzi: *she, Banzai and Ed turn at Timon* We finally got his group. *laughing as she and her trio slowly morphs into the Outsider Boys*
*Timon: Outsiders?!
*Outsider Boy #1: Hey, this works for me!
*Outsider Boy #2: You're next, little guy.
*Outsider Boy #3: Let's eat him! *go after Timon*
*Timon: *run off* No! I'm too young to die! *stop by a dead end* Oh no. *see the Outsider Boys jumping and about to eat him* Aah!
(At the moment of impact, Timon wakes up from his nightmare, panting. He looks around in fright while huffing and puffing in front of Pumbaa in their room)
*Timon: What was that?!
*Pumbaa: Timon, you scared me while I was sleeping.
*Timon: I saw hyenas! In the hole!
*Pumbaa: Hyenas in the hole? But we already trap them in the hole years ago. Remember?
*Timon: Not just hyenas. Outsiders!
*Pumbaa: Since when the Outsiders participle in the Battle of Pride Rock?
*Timon: They were Outsider Boys. The scary ones that were send out by Zira's pride!
*Pumbaa: Ouch! That was a serious terrible dream. I mean, a true nightmare!
*Timon: I hate nightmares. They give me the frights and haunt my dreams!
*Pumbaa: Me too. Last time I had a nightmare, it was a big scary grub that ate almost everything like a leech.
*Timon: Leeches kill people more than scorpions.
*Pumbaa: And the worse of all, the flu!
*Timon: Forget the flu. I'm hungry for some breakfast.
*Pumbaa: That early? In the night time?! Boy, I think you are scrolling into your schedule lately.
*Timon: The sun's about to come up. Come on. Let's go!
*Pumbaa: Well, the birds are not gonna sing and the grubs aren't going to pop out once we go outside in the night!
(Timon and Pumbaa leave Pride Rock as they stretch and watch the sun rising up from the sky while taking a step at the ground)
*Timon: G'morning Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Oh, great. Now you're telling me good morning when the sun is up.
*Timon: Pumbaa, we just woke up at night. What point of direction were we sleeping in?
*Pumbaa: Our room!
*Timon: Good. I wonder what is on the grass today.
*Pumbaa: You know, like grubs and worms.
*Timon: Bingo! Let's go hunt for some grubs and worms.
*Pumbaa: Right behind you, buddy.
(Timon and Pumbaa walk up to a nearby hill in the savannah as they found some grubs to eat in the wild)
*Timon: Oh look what we've found Pumbaa. A lot of fresh grubs!
*Pumbaa: Ooh, pick one. Eat one for me.
*Timon: We're suppose to eat them! It's our breakfast!
*Pumbaa: Got it! *he and Timon eat the grubs* Mmm, they taste so good.
*Timon: I'm getting the Hakuna Matata vibe here with some fresh grubs from the jungle.
*Pumbaa: They taste just like the ones from the jungle this time. An improvement from last time!
*Timon: Eureka! *see a flock of birds flying and landing on the ground* What the?
*Pumbaa: Uh oh. Not the tick birds.
*Timon: Neighbors?! Why does it has to be neighbors every time when we hang out in a place like the watering hole?!
*Pumbaa: I had no idea. Just eat your food, Timon.
*Timon: Gosh mountains. We should have head over to a clean spot with no birds or any animal interupting our meal. *eat some grubs* Mmm. Yummy worm. Grub taste good. *encounter Kovu there who pounced with claws fully extended right down on top of him, who is foraging for bugs there* Aaaahhhh! *Kovu freezes in the position in which he hits the ground, with his mouth open; he skids to a halt with Timon between his forelegs* Don't eat me! Please! I... I... I never really met your tyrant. I mean, uh-- Scar. Scar. Oh, heck of a guy. A little moody, but, I...
*Kiara: Timon! What are you doing here?
*Timon: Kiara! Thank goodness! Ohh! Hey... for once, we're not following ya. This just happens to be the best smorgasbord in the Pride Lands. Bugs everywhere! *he indicates the field of bugs, with the flock of birds eating contentedly away* But, you don't call for a reservation, and-- yeesh! *turning toward the birds* Get outta here, ya scavengers. Go on! Shoo! Shoo! *tries to scare away the birds; he waves his arms at one unconcerned bird, who bites his nose, in pain, nose glowing red* Oh!... oh!... oh.
(Timon pause the movie for a second, upset about his scene while Pumbaa laughs)
*Timon: Oh jeeze.
*Pumbaa: *laugh* Ah ha ha ha! What a character.
*Timon: Pumbaa, stop laughing. It's not funny.
*Pumbaa: Aw, look at you. You have a red nose. If you were to go out in public like that, people would be calling you Timon the Red-Nosed Meerkat, Big Nose Timon, or something like Wild Red Timon. *laugh maniacally*
*Timon: Enough laughing! I hate when people make fun of me for being different or getting hurt, especially in schools.
*Pumbaa: Sorry. I was just messing with you.
*Timon: We talked about this. Just because you messed with someone doesn't mean you're making fun.
*Pumbaa: Oh, I thought making fun was a meme. *hold a remote and resume the movie*
(The movie continues as we see Pumbaa rushes down the hill, and back up, scattering birds, who come back to land right where they were. Kiara watches with amusement, Kovu with bewilderment. Camera switches back to Pumbaa, who is standing with a dozen or so birds sitting on his back.)
*Pumbaa: Ohh... Timon, I'm getting tired. I gotta lose some pounds!
*Timon: *trying to scare the birds off Pumbaa* Shoo! Go on! Shoo! Shoo!
(Kiara and Kovu trot back down the hill with Kiara laughing as Timon continue to scare off the birds)
*Pumbaa: Hey! Maybe he can help. Ya think?
*Timon: Shoo! *he manages to scare the last bird off Pumbaa's tail* Oh! Yeah... there's an idea. Right. Let the vicious Outsider- Hey! Wait! I have an idea! *he jumps down off of Pumbaa* What if he helps?
*Pumbaa: What?
*Timon: *to Kovu* You wanna lend a voice? Huh? *not getting through to him* Grrr. Guh... Roar! Work with me!
*Kiara: Like this. *she roars, scattering the birds*
*Timon: Wooo hoo! C'mon, do it again! Do it again! *see Kovu roaring by sending the birds into a rout* Yee-haa!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu run down the hill by sending birds flying in every direction as the gang catch up with each other by running)
*Timon: Run like the wild!
*Pumbaa: How much further are we getting close to the birds?
*Timon: It doesn't matter how many miles or feet we'll get to the end of the edge.
*Pumbaa: At least, we got a lot of birds to scare off out of the wazoo!
*Timon: *hanging on to a bird's leg, getting carried up into the air* Ya gotta get out more often. Fun! Yeee-haa! Ha ha ha ha... *fall and land on Pumbaa* Woooo-hoo!
*Pumbaa: Yee-haw!
*Timon: I'm a cowboy now!
*Pumbaa: Hoo hoo hoo!
*Kovu: *he and the gang runs down between a row of rocks; it is blocked at the end by a number of rhinos* Yeeeee-haaa! *he and the gang notice the rhinos and come skidding to a halt; they notice the birds all sitting on top of the rhinos' heads*
*Everyone: *they stop running as they saw the rhinos* Aaaagh! *the momentum flings Timon forward, and he slaps against a rhinoceros' horn*
*Pumbaa: Uh...
*Kiara: Uh-oh.
(The birds blow raspberries as the rhinos snort angrily as Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu scream and run back the way they came as the rhinos run in a stampede after them)
*Kiara: Whoa!
*Kovu: Whoa!
*Timon: *to Pumbaa, as Pumbaa turns a corner using the edge of a small overhang* Hey rhino!
(The gang turn sideways into a crevice in the rocks, where they hide while the rhinos pass by. As the rhinos pass, the gang laugh with delight as the camera trucks in.)
*Kovu: What a blast!
*Pumbaa: Oh... sorry.
*Timon: *giving Kovu a noogie* You're okay, kid...
*Kovu: *to Timon, caught off guard* Hey!
*Timon: ...You're okay.
(Timon pause the movie while he and Pumbaa laugh about getting away from rhinos and birds)
*Timon: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Very funny we did here!
*Pumbaa: I love to run from birds and rhinos, just like bowling for buzzards!
*Timon: If we can bowl for buzzards, we can bowl for any bird like tick birds!
*Pumbaa: No bird ever wanted to be close to a lion, meerkat and warthog.
*Timon: That is the art of bowling my friend. You score it all, win a strike. Score half, make a spare!
*Pumbaa: Every win is always a win in my book. Picture perfect. *hold a remote to resume the movie*
(The movie continues as the gang try to squeeze out of the crevice. Amid "'Scuse me, pardon me. That's it, that's it, that's it" from Timon as Timon and Pumbaa get off Kiara and Kovu with Kiara and Kovu having their muzzles together)
*Timon: They are kissing?
*Pumbaa: Blah! I do not want to see that.
*Timon: In the other side, we have a beautiful day to catch up with a nice grass field and a whole plain to run through.
*Pumbaa: The birds are still singing through the trees and rocks in the morning.
*Timon: Hey! Are you two comin' or what?
*Pumbaa: Here we go!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu head out to the grass fields as they look around in the grass and many various weeds all over the ground)
*Kiara: What is this place?
*Timon: We're in the grass fields. A place where we run around in the grass and graze like the roots!
*Kovu: How are we suppose to do that?
*Pumbaa: Drumsticks, we just bowl for birds and escape the rhinos. We're gonna make you do something even funner than bowling for birds since they ruined our breakfast today over grubs.
*Kiara: I've never seen a grass this long since my first hunt.
*Timon: But can you dig?
*Pumbaa: How can we dig it?
*Kiara: You tell me.
*Kovu: Very funny, wise one. I'm not a mongoose like you or whatever you are.
*Timon: I'm a meerkat! When I used to live in a colony, we meerkats used to dig on the ground and make tunnels like tubes, going through expressways and making rooms for each one of our family. Since we don't dig anymore, we moved to a nice paradise jungle and most of my friends graze in the grass for fun in their free time.
*Pumbaa: Like us during our first time. Think you can graze for glory?
*Kovu: Uh...?
*Kiara: Come on Kovu. Let's try.
*Kovu: Okay. Here I go.
*Timon: Wait. Let Pumbaa try first.
*Pumbaa: Here come the test run! *run and graze in the grass multiple times* Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
*Timon: Whoa Pumbaa. You're a genius!
*Pumbaa: It works! Now you guys try!
*Kovu: Let's go! *run and graze in the grass with Kiara* Woo hoo!
*Kiara: I can feel the nice thin grass!
*Timon: Yeah baby! Feel the grass!
*Pumbaa: Alrrrigghhhht!
*Kiara: Yay!
*Kovu: Grazing in the grass!
*Timon: I love grass.
*Pumbaa: Me too!
*Kiara: Today we're gonna have a lot of fun in the grass fields.
*Kovu: Yeah. I'm getting the groove here.
*Timon: There's a party going on right here.
*Pumbaa: Let's boogie!
(The background song by "Grazing in the Grass" by Raven-Symoné plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu celebrate by grazing in the grass in the grass fields. Kiara and Kovu run all over the grass while rolling each other in the hill. Timon and Pumbaa pick on some grubs to eat as Timon play some dress up by using some grubs and leaves such as dressing as a agent, cowboy, fabulous woman, astronaut, old guy and captain by saluting like he's the captain of the ship. Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu continue to graze in the grass once more while running through the field and jumping in the water with Kiara swimming with the fishes and meeting Kovu there by sharing a swirl swim there with a kiss on the muzzles. Timon and Pumbaa swim with the fishes by jumping on a clown fish together and land on the sand while laughing as Kiara and Kovu show up to grass once more and eat some grubs together in the dirt as they play in the dirt together and roll in the mud. The background song end as the gang laugh by walking in the grass for how much fun they had in the grass fields.)
*Timon: That was fun!
*Pumbaa: The fun fun fun it gets!
*Kiara: Our day never get any better than this.
*Kovu: Yeah. After one bored day turn into a free fun day.
*Timon: Having fun never get old in the green season.
*Pumbaa: Glad it's not raining where we can go out and play.
*Kiara: I like when we play in the dirt.
*Kovu: I do not like dirt or mud at all. I never fit in with my family while raising poor.
*Timon: I'm sorry to hear, big guy. Cheer up. You'll like it more than living in a wasteland full of nothing.
*Kovu: You wouldn't like what the Outsiders are doing right now in their home.
*Pumbaa: Whatever that wicked lady of yours is doing, don't listen to her!
*Kovu: I was trying to get away with the Outlands while siding with the Pride Landers.
*Timon: You are something. We first met you as a cub when you first met Kiara.
*Kiara: I met him when I first stumble into the Pride Lands.
*Kovu: She's my hero. No matter what everyone say about her.
*Timon: Can we really trust you on that one?
*Kovu: Yeah. I guess.
*Pumbaa: You promise you won't hurt anybody in the pride. Deal?
*Kovu: Deal.
*Pumbaa: *hold his hand* Pinkie promise?
*Kovu: Yes. A pinkie swear. *hold a pinkie promise to Pumbaa*
*Kiara: Daddy doesn't like seeing strangers in the pride. I heard he doesn't like you.
*Kovu: I was going to get some water until you showed up.
*Timon: A day never get old in the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: The classic never do, best buddy.
*Kiara: Let's go take a walk.
*Kovu: Okie dokie.
TO BE CONTINUED
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