Diabetus

Diabetus is a Let's Player, born in the notorious South of the United States. He is the partner of Slowbeef in the Let's Play business and is, in his spare time, a detective. A Lifetime movie was made about Diabetus starring himself, called L.P. Noire. It was widely regarded as one of the best decisions ever made in humanity.
Outside of his Let's Play career, nothing is known about Diabetus except that he is from the South.
== See also ==
* Slowbeef
Category:Let's Players