Perish makes everyone SING!!

==Summary==
Perish, Rosa, and Veneno decide to make everyone sing they're very original songs.
==Episode 1==
perish: Hi everyone! Its prince Perish with the newest entertainment in Pyrrhia. LETS MAKE EVERYONE SING!! WITH MY CO HOS-
Glory: we get it, get on with the show ALREADY
Perish: fine, fine. Today's singer will be PERIL!! Rosa please hand her the song
*peril reads song* 
Peril: I'M NOT SINGING THIS
Perish: um yeah you are this is MY Show
Veneno: would you like me to stab you?
Peril: FINE
*Peril gulps then begins to sing*
Peril:  oh clay your amazing, oh clay your wonderful, i'm trying not to kill you Perish
Perish: Thats not in the lyrics!
*peril continues singing*
peril: oh clay your the best, oh clay your unstoppable,  oh clay you saved  the world,  Your better than Tsunami an-
tsunami: PERISH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
*Perish smirks*
peril: and morrowseer is stupid, and clay is better than the rest, he should rule the mud kingdom, tsunami is a bad dragon and Rosa would be the best queen.
* tsunami screams in horror*
Glory: someone please behead that skywing
*Rosa giggles*
Peril: and Clay is best, he's better than the rest, he could beat Tsunami in a duel, Cause Clay is best and Tsunami is stupid.
Tsunami: Perish did you write a song about how much better clay is?
Perish: maybe *devious smirk*
Peril: Cause clay is best, because Tsunami and glory should marry Whirlpool and-
Tsunami and Glory: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Perish: yikes! Rosa your in charge *disappears*
*Glory and Tsunami chase Perish with spears*
Peril: p.s. I apologize to Tsunami and Glory
Peril: i'm guessing they didn't hear that
Rosa: nope. And anyway, THE SHOW IS OVER!
==Episode 2==
*Rosa and Veneno walk onto stage*
Rosa: Hello everyone! Today we will be performing in the Skywing arena
Ruby: ITS A HOSPITAL!
Rosa: er sorry. Also Perish will not be able to join us today due to a broken wing.
*Tsunami glares at Rosa*
Veneno: and today's singer is MORROWSEER! * Veneno Smirks*
*Morrowseer growls*
Morrowseer: I don't take orders from rainwings and sandwing cause Nightwings are sup-
Rosa: no one cares freak head
*Morrowseer walks towards the exit then suddenly disappears*
3 minutes later
Morrowseer: ok ok i'll do it just get that Skywing away from me
*Rosa and Veneno exchange glances*
Rosa: Perish must be really threatening
Morrowseer: i'd rather sing then listen to him yell "SKYWINGS ARE BEST" in my ear for 24 hours
*crowd burst laughter*
*Veneno hands Morrowseer song*
*Morrowseer begins to sing*
Morrowseer: the dragonets are coming, they're coming to save the day, cause they know what is right, and Rainwings are the most powerful tribe and Skywings are superior, and i Morrowseer is the worst
Tsunami: ha ha the look on your face is ridiculous
Rosa: oh we're not finished *smiles*
Morrowseer: and glory is the best queen. And battlewinner is a idiot and Tsunami is a bossy, bratty seawing🎶 
Tsunami: I'M GOING RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!
*Tsunami lunges at Rosa and Veneno then disappears*​​​
*Morrowseer: Cause i'm tomorrowseer🎶 Cause i'm blistseer🎶 and starflight is the most powerful nightwing EVER!
*Morrowseer does the monster mash*                                     Morrowseer: AND RAINWINGS ARE BEST AND GLORY AND STARFLIGHT ARE GREAT,  AND SUNNY IS THE BEST DRAGONET OF DESTINY EVEN THOUGH GLORY IS MY FAVORITTTTTEEEEEEEE🎶
*Morrowseer does the horse with ants on it dance*
*Morrowseer: SUNNY IS WONDERFUL. STARFLIGHT IS SMART. CLAY IS A HUNGRY NICE GUY. TSUNAMI IS BOSSY BUT  CARING DRAGON. AND GLORY IS UNSTOPPABLE! '''''the dragonets are coming
*they're coming to save the day
*they're coming to fight
*for they know what is right
*The dragonets, the dragonets, the dragonets hooray!
*Morrowseer stops singing​​​​​​*
*Rosa: and lets heard it for tomorrowseer!
*crowd cheers!*
*Morrowseer: i feel humiliated
*Glory: well next time don't be a horrible dragon
*morrowseer growls and walks out*
*Rosa and Veneno:  AND THATS IT DRAGONS! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
*Rosa and veneno disappear*
*Cliff: and next week i get to chose who sings and write the song! and sca-
*====*BLACKNESS*====
==Episode 3==
*Perish walks into pavilion*
Rosa: Hi guys! Today are show takes place at the old summer palace. and guess who's back
Perish: yep my wing finally healed and today we have a special guest. Please welcome prince Cliff of the Skywings!
* Crowd cheers*
Cliff: and guess who sings today's song
Veneno: Cliff's wonderful  grandmother
Perish: ahem yeah whatever "makes Scarlet's spirt appear*
Scarlet: I'M NOT SINGING
*Perish snaps his talons and Scarlet disappears*
*7 minutes latet*
Scarlet: Perish your lucky your a animus otherwise i'd -
Rosa: blah blah blah on with the show
*Scarlet starts singing offkey*
Scarlet: Ruby is amazing, Ruby is GREAT,  Ruby is the best queen,  Ruby is unstoppable, cause i'm sadistic and insane and Ruby is amazing, Ruby is pretty and smart.
*Scarlet narrows her eyes at the dod*
Scarlet:  Clay is a idiot, Tsunami is a bossy brat, Starflight is a coward, Glory is stupid and lazy, and Sunny is a overlyhyper dragon and they're all very stupid and insulting and that Rainwing did this to my face *Scarlet points at face*
Clay, Tsunami, Starlight, Glory, and Sunny: CLIFF YOU WROTE THAT?
Cliff: no of course not
Rosa: can't they just stick to the script
Perish: no 
Scarlet: and Perish is a fre-
Perish: ENOUGH!
*BLACKNESS*
== ​​Episode 4 ==
Perish; ok today no one will try to kill me
Veneno: unlikely
Rosa: Shut veneno ANYWAY FOLKS TODAY WE'RE IN JADE MOUNTAIN
Tsunami; if those kids annoy me in the slightest i'm going to rip that SkyWing's head off
Rosa: and our singers our Kestrel and queen Coral
*cheers and clapping*
Coral: thank you, thank you *waves at crowd*
Kestrel's ghost: your lucky i'm dead
*Coral starts singing*
Coral: i'm the hatchery guards grimm reaper
Kestrel: wait this is a remix of my fave song? ME MUST SING
*Kestrel sings?*
Kestrel: i'm blowing up palaces like SkyWing creepers, and burn you in a swipe
Coral: i'll leave you petrified, turquoise!
kestrel: mess with me, then you'll die in the deep
Coral: i'll find your mine, i'm a mind reader. now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers.
Kestrel: oh hi, i'm a talon of peace
Coral: so nice, nice to meet ya
Kestrel: is that the time? it's time to leave
Coral: and tick tock tick tock
Kestrel; boom, boom, boom! i can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
Coral: it's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom!
Kestrel:i can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
Coral: i do what i wanna
kestrel: move aside, Scarlet
Coral: i take control, then i'm gonna
Kestrel: leave a gaping hole, Scarlet
Coral: that'll take its tole
Kestrel: when i'm on a quest to invade
Coral: detonate your soul
Kestrel; FIZZ...
Kestrel; i found that enjoyable
Clay; wow you made Kestrel happy! bravo!
Tsunami: well at least you didn't make me mad
all: BRAVO
(inspired somewhat by pugley)
(here's the real song 
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==Episode 5==
Perish: hi guys 
Rosa: today we're at the scorpion den
Veneno: and our singers today are-
Perish: Ditzy and mumbles
Veneno: Rosa correct that
Rosa: ahem, Moonwatcher and Kinkajou
*Moonwatcher faints*
*Kinkajou falls off and roof*
*Perish and Rosa look at eachother*
Rosa: actually today Greatness will be singing
Greatness: me?
Perish: yes duh *makes scroll appear in her talons*
*Greatness inhales and starts singing*
Greatness: save our gracious queen battlewinner
long live our noble queen battlewinner
save the queen!!
send her victories
happy and glorious
long to rule over us
oh save my mother
scatter her enemies and make them fall
confound they're politics
frustrate they're knavish tricks
o thee our hopes we fix
oh save us all
thy choicest gifts in stone
on her be pleased to pour
long may she reign 
may she defend our laws
and ever give us cause
to sing with heart and voice
oh save queen battlewinner
not in this land alone
but be our mercies known
from shore to shore
make the kingdoms see
that we should unite
and form one tribe
the world wide over
from every latent foe
from the assassins blow
oh save the queen
o'er her thine arm extend
for nightwing's sake defend
our mother, friend, and queen
oh save queen battlewinner
oh grant that morrowseer
oh by mighty aid
Victory bring
may he sedition hush
like a torrent rush
rebellious Rainwings to crush
oh save queen battlewinner
Glory: did you write that?
Perish: nope thats the Nightwing's anthem
Jambu: the nightwing's have a anthem?
Rosa: i'm pretty sure Morrowseer and Battlewinner wrote it
Greatness: yeah they did
Perish: anyway, thank you for not murdering me and good bye
*puff of green smoke appears where Perish was*
*SCREEN GOES BLACK*
disclaimer
Remix of god save the queen. Got the idea from watching sweden vs england this morning. Bye!!
oh and by the way england lost
== episode 6 ==
Rosa: hi guys today Perish won't be joining us due to being poisoned
Veneno: which we're pretty sure the nightwings did
Rosa: so today Moonwatcher and Kinkajou are going to sing
Kinkajou: yay yay yay
Moonwater: no no no nooooooooo
Kinkajou: my name is Kinkajou and i am here to say
Moonwatcher: I'm gonna make you smile, and brighten up your day
Kinkajou: it doesn't matter now if you are sad or blue
*Rosa pushes Winter on the stage*
Winter: what on earth
Rosa and Veneno: SING!!!
Winter: cause cheering up my friends is just what Winter's here to do
Moonwatcher: cause i love to make you smile, smile, smile yes i do
Kinkajou: it fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Winter: ummmmn 
Moonwatcher: can we stop now
Veneno: nope
Kinkajou: cause all i really need's a smile, smile, smile
Winter: from those ditzy and mumble
*Moonwatcher faints*
Kinkajou : i like to see you grin 
love to see you beam
Winter: *mumbles* the corners of your mouth turned up
Kinkajou: is always kinkie's dream
but if you're kind of worried
Carnelian's ghost: and your face has made a frown
Kinkajou: i'll work real hard and do my best
turtle: to turn that sad face upside down
Qibli and Kinkajou: cause i love to make you grin, grin, grin
Turtle: yes you do
winter: bust from ear to ear, let it begin
Kinkajou: just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
Qibli: and you fill me with good cheer
Carnelian's ghost: it's true, some days are dark and lonely
Winter: and maybe you feel sad
Turtle:but Kinkajou will be there to show you that is isn't so bad
Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle* there's one thing that makes me happy, and makes my whole life worthwhile
Qibli: and thats when i talk to my friends and get them to smile
Carnelian's ghost: i really am so happy (sarcasm)
Kinkajou: Your smiles fills me with glee
i give a smile, i get a smile
Kinkajou and Turtle: and thats so special to meeeeee!!!
Winter: ok now we can throw the sandwing and whatever she is in the dungeons *points at Rosa*
Rosa: I AM NOT A WHATEVER!! I AM A SKYWING RAINWING AND I'M PROUD OF IT SO IF YOU WANNA INSULT ME I HOPE YOU LIKE VENOM IN YOUR FACE.
Winter: um yep thats a skyWing cya * fleds*
Kinkajou: bye bye folks
*black screen*
== episode 7 ==
*Veneno walks onto stage*
Veneno: so um hello
Glory: what happened to Perish and Rosa?
Veneno: um dead
Ruby: WHAT
Veneno: honestly i don't know what happened to them. anyway Prince Cliff sings today a song of his choosing
*Anemone frowns*
Cliff: yay yay yay!! thank you so much MOMMY LOOK I'M GOING TO SING
Cliff: we are the dragons of the sky
and we know that my mom is best
we can fly and fly and fly
we the dragons of the sky
better queen than all the rest
she come save us from this mess
Perish: we the dragons dragons dragons of the sky
Perish: hi guys
Cliff: she said you were dead
Veneno: what i wanted to run the show for once
Perish: ok your fired
Veneno: WHAT? *disappears*
Rosa: don't try to murder us next time
*blackness*
== episode 8 ==
Perish: so after last times fiasco we're here with *drumroll* Burn of the spirtwings
Rosa: spirtwings? Really?
Perish: its perfect
Burn: perfect until i stuff your head on a pike
Perish: don't care
Rosa" well Burn you'll be singing about fluffy ponies and rainbows
Perish: *laughs*
Burn: you can't force me
Perish" buuuuut i can definitely enchant you
Burn: what? you can not
Perish: *waves talon* i enchant Burn to obey my every command
Burn: No Stop
Perish: i command you to sing your a fluffy pink pony
Rosa: i will be screaming laughter when this is over
Burn: *in the sweetest,squeakest voice ever* I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
I'mma fluffy fluffy fluffy pink pony walking on rainbows
Perish: So yeah Burn's a fluffy pink pony
Tsunami: thank fully you've found someone else to torture
Rosa: Wonderful
Sunny: what do you plan to do with her *points to Burn who is still singing*
Perish: this *makes burn a fluffy pink pony*
KInkajou: ITS PINK
Perish: and it's mine
*BLACKNESS*
== episode 10 ==
*Perish falls on his face*
Perish: wow i disappeared for a a long time
Rosa: buuuuut we're back with a new co host
Perish and Rosa: Pricey Kate *cough* i mean Razelle
Razelle: please explain why my little brother is mentally damaged
Perish: I'm your twin. also our singers ...... Swordtail
Swordtail: Brah Brah
*Perish claps*
SwordtaiL (who sounds like a parrot): I CAN'T WORK,I GOT FOUR BED RATS. I CAN'T WORK. A BED RAT. I LIKE THE COKE. A DRY COKE, THEN CALL LUNA. FOOTBALL'S ON LUNA. GO ON THEN WALK FOREVER PORK PIE. I THOUGHT I LET THEM GO. A DEAD RAT, THEM FOUR BED RATS, THEN CALLED LUNA. I GOT ANGRY. 
*Swordtails dies*
*Perish has died from laughter*
*Razelle is trying to murder her brother's girlfriend*
*PARROTS TAKE OVER THE SCREEN*
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==Episode 11==
Tsunami:Morrowseer Aw man
Glory: so we back in on the island
Got our blowguns swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to free some Rainwings tonight, night, night
Diamo- i mean Rainwings tonight
Tsunami: Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's WHIRLPOOL again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes
Glory: Cause, Deathbringer, tonight
Clay gonna eat my i mean our food again
'Cause, Deathbringer, tonight
You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain) and go stab Blaze again.
And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause, Deathbringer, tonight
Morrowseer gonna screw up the world again
Tsunami:
Aw Man
Whirlpool
Whirlpool
Aw Man (whirl)
Aw Man
Aw-a-a-a pool
Aw Man
Glory:
Just when you think you're safe
Overhear some hissing from right behind
Right-right behind
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time
Time-ti-time-time FRICKING MORROWSEER
*Rosa and Razelle eating popcorn*
Rosa: she's lost it
Tsunami:
 Awwwww. Morrowseer Blows up
Then his health bar drops and he does not deserve use a one-up
Get dead, don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Not a heart is left, but die, die, die
Die-die-die ddddddd
Glory:Cause, baby, tonight
The SCREW IT I CAN'T SING ANYMORE'
Tsunami:
Aw Man
Whirlpool
Whirlpool
Aw Man (whirl)
Aw Man
Aw-a-a-a pool
Aw Man
Glory and Tsunami:
Baby, tonight
Those creeps tryna steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight
You grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again
 ==
==episode 12==
Perish: hi i'm alive surprisingly
Rosa: and today we have....
Perish and Rosa: Darkstalker...
Darkstalker: yes yes thank you
Glory: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, PERISH?
*shrugs* Perish: my name means death
Darkstalker: anyway my turn to sing about Clearsight
Darkstalker: You say The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry while to put a bracelet on my wrist and trap me under a mountain
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement where i ruled the world
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
kingdoms rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a mind controlled army to remind you of my love!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da
You say my sanity is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
And no, don't change the subject
Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
You'll be back like before
I will fight the icewings and plague them all
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da
Perish: i hope Darkstalker's wonderful voice cause i think i'm going a little mad
Rosa; oh moons
*black*
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