The Heron Whisper

The Heron Whisper is the pilot episode of the SpongeBob Crocodiles! series. In this episode, SpongeBob gets Gary the heron, despite the money.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: PATRICK!
Patrick: Yes?
SpongeBob: I need a pet!
Patrick: Well you can get either a heron or flamingo...
SpongeBob: I know Patrick!
Patrick: I know how you can get one with no money!
SpongeBob: Really? Tell me!
Patrick: Ok. SCRATCH THEM LIKE THERES NO TIME!
SpongeBob: Hmmm,...Naaa....
Patrick: You may want a pet. But the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (mind bubble shows milk spilling)
Patrick: Hey! remember when I survived last summer?
SpongeBob: Yep!
(Flashback begins)
Patrick: And now, I will swim in a human swarm! (Jumps in pool full of gummy men) I AM ALIVE!
SpongeBob: Uhh... Patrick. They are GUMMY men. They ARE not real!
Patrick: Oh...
(Flashback ends)
Patrick and SpongeBob: Good times....
SpongeBob: I want a Heron!
Patrick (eating a fish and gulping): ok...mmm....
(SpongeBob runs to the pet store)
SpongeBob: I WANT A HERON!
Random Croc: Ok. 292 dollars
SpongeBob: Well...
(SpongeBob gets kicked out of the pet store)
SpongeBob: Now I will never have a pet... just a fox hat (takes off and looks at fox hat) Why do I have this anyway? (puts hat back on).
(SpongeBob spies on pet store people)
Phone: it this the pet store
Harold: No this is Harold.
Phone: It this the pet store?
Harold: No, this is Harold!
Phone: Is this the pet store?
Harold: NO! THIS IS HAROLD!
SpongeBob (laughing): THAT IS THE NAME OF THE STORE! (leaves)
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hi Pat!
Patrick: Is your heron invisible?
SpongeBob: No Pat, I'm broke.
Patrick: Oh, sorry for your loss. Of money...
SpongeBob: Wait, Herons also live in the swamp!
Patrick: Bye SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Bye Pat!
Time Card: At the swamp
SpongeBob: Looks like nothing is here...
???: Squack!
SpongeBob: A heron! Yay!
???: Yay!
SpongeBob: I will name you, Gary!
Gary: Squack!
SpongeBob: Roar!
Gary: Cheep!
SpongeBob: Am I nice?
(Gary Shakes head)
SpongeBob: Yay!
SpongeBob: Come on Gary, YOUR going with me!
(Night, at SpongeBob's house)
SpongeBob: Good night Gary!
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