Skibidi Biden

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Skibidi Biden is one of the worst things that have happened to humanity. Not even the Skibidi Toilets like him. He has an evil Skibidi Biden song that makes everybody's heads asplode, even other Toilets. He conjures meteors to destroy cities and cause mass destruction. Skibidi Biden can also resurrect himself with souls of the damned. Most of Skibidi Biden's defeats come from his toilet being shit in by Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, and also sometimes Hitler's Clone. Skibidi Biden is also on the no-fly list. His best friend is Ko the Panda. 
== Ideology ==
He experiences hallucinations involving World War II and the 2016 presidential nomination, thus Skibidi Biden transcended the world of politics to realize that everybody is secretly a Nazi, and that Donald Trump is the leader of the nazis, and thus, tries to kill everyone thinking they are Nazis. He thinks his song heals Nazism, which is why he sings it.
== Origins ==
Joe Biden was eating ice cream that had treated Skibidi toilet water in it, and turned into Skibidi Biden. Initially, he still did Presidental stuff, like attend NATO meetings and fall up stairs, but he found himself in the water mains and became serial cannibal. He went around toilet to toilet eating people, but they pooped and that was kind of stinky, so he learned telekinesis to move the poop out of his way. The poop was stored in a giant poop silo so he could summon Magic Poop Missiles to kill people. He sent most of these to North Korea and started the Poop Wars. Shit Pickle was sent to the silo and killed Skibidi Biden for using telekinesis on him.
When Skibidi Biden died his soul went to Hell. His soul was then harvested by a raving rabbid, who gave it to Louie as an ingredient for soul soup. Skibidi's Biden fought hard for his soul not to be boiled, and when it was over he used the energy from the other souls to turn Louie's cauldron into an evil vessel for himself.
== Tragedies Committed ==
* He went on Saturday Night Live and the Colbert Report. He sung his death song and killed a total of 1,924,312 people with it.
* He gave your mom a promotion.
* He super slammed a poop missile on the WWE, and killed 5,000 people there.
* He bombed Hungry Kim Jong-un's car with a poop missile.
* He murdered 12 people.
* He played the Minecraft Piss and Shit Update.
* He was a commander in the Skibidi Wars.
== Death ==
Donald Trump declared Skibidi Biden to be a threat to humanity, and killed him with an Obsidian Sphere. He was later given a Medal of Poop for killing Skibidi Biden.
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