All-Stars

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with Steve hopping into Granite’s office after going on a wild adventure in an alternate dimension)
Steve: THAT WAS INSANE!
Granite: STEVE SHUT UP WE NEED TO GO REVEAL THE ALL STAR CAST!
Steve: But I just survived in another dimension like don’t you want to hear the tale-
Granite: Maybe later.
Steve: I endured enough to fill a book-
Granite: The former contestants are chanting!
LightBob: I WILL BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR!
Triton: I’LL HECKING LASER IT!
Steve: Please tell me those hotheads didn’t get in.
Granite: Yeah, they didn’t get in. 
(Granite walks out onto the stage which is surrounded by the former competitors)
Patrick: Om nom. Did I get in?
Granite: Let me reveal who’s in and who isn’t in. I’ll be announcing in duos by the way. Out of the SIXTY of you former contestants, only 16 (8 duos) made the cut. Here’s who the viewers chose to return. 
LightBob: It’s racist if I’m not cast.
Sully: Shut up.
LightBob: MAKE ME.
Zeus: Dude I’ll make you.
LightBob: Oh, okay. LET’S GO-
Granite: First duo is a pair of odd humans... CrazySponge and Vanessa!
Vanessa: Wait really?
CrazySponge: Best season ever already.
Granite: Next duo are the lovebirds that also won back to back seasons. SpongeBob and Amaya!
Amaya: Oh cool, I got in!
SpongeBob: Hallelujah baby!
Granite: The third duo are two pretty awesome squids.
Squidward: Why thank you.
Granite: Noseward and… Sully? Oh, okay.
Squidward: Well this stinks. Whatever, I’ll just go back to playing my clarinet.
Noseward: How did I get back in actually what-
Sully: Same what-
Steve: I’m taking over for the next three duos. Also I went on some insane adventure in another dimension who wants to hear about it-
Donald Trump: JUST GET ON WITH IT.
Steve: Next we have two humans! One played in season one, the other in season four… Joe Biden and Keanu Reeves!
Keanu: Awesome!
Steve: Four of the eight duos have been cast. 
Alpooh: If that idiot Hoopla gets in then I’ll shoot myself. 
Steve: Next duo is Hoopla and Girly Teengirl!
Girly Teengirl: Oh so cool!
Hoopla: HOOPLA! SUCK IT ALPOOH!
Alpooh: Excuse me.
(Alpooh heads to the bathroom and screams)
Steve: Okay then. Next up we have two big art enthusiasts. Bob Ross… and Monty P. Moneybags!
Bob Ross: Oh that is very interesting.
Monty P. Moneybags: I’MA HERE TO MAKE A DA BIG BUX.
Granite: Last two pairs. Here’s who’s in them. A winner; a contestant who was evicted first in their season, an elderly person, and a box. Sonic and Bob, get on up here!
Sonic: Neat! Hopefully Amy will be okay watching the kids. 
Granite: And our final duo.
LightBob: I will actually stab you if I don’t get in.
Triton: I’ll lightning bolt him!
Granite: Mama Krabs and Boxy the Box!
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Alpooh: DID I JUST LOSE TO A FREAKING BOX?!
Poopla: Wait didn’t the box get disqualified.
Triton: So did I.
Fluffward: Don’t be proud of it.
Granite: And that does it for this episode! In the next episode, we’ll get to the first challenge of this very special season of Evicted!
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