Crainer (New Cow Town)

Crainer is a supporting (sometimes neutral and on times opposing) character in the Cow Town and Bee Town series. His trolls were mainly about his insecurities and himself, unlike Slogo about destruction, and Jelly about creativity. Overtime, especially in Bee Town, his pet Floppy was the focus of his trolls, less about his insecurities and himself. He was originally banned but whitelisted when Jelly invited him, explaining his status as a mostly supporting character.
== Summary==
Main article: Cow Town
After Jelly wanted to stop Slogo, he invited Crainer to the server after unbanning him. Crainer didn’t like the name Chicken Town and decided to rename it Turtle Town. He then realised that Jelly gave him a dirt “starter house” and not only rebuilt his house, but also ‘accidentally’ burnt a part of Jelly’s roof down as payback, but the fire went out of control and burnt much more than he wanted it to. Jelly responded by pouring water over his house, and Slogo added insult to injury and poured lava over the house, not only making it frustrating to wander in the house, but borderline lethal. This killed Crainer and forced him to rebuild his house a second time. Three houses in two episodes. He built his house to be a little bit more resistant, but still made out of flammable materials. Because Crainer thought Slogo went practically insane, he covered his house in iron bars. Once the Tax Office was erected, Crainer paid two diamonds as he couldn’t afford three, but Slogo made it look like he paid three diamonds, and Jelly burnt down his house, forcing Crainer to rebuild his house again, but this time un-flammable using smooth andesite and bricks. Jelly then set up a redstone lectern to blow up in both of their houses. This destroyed and burned down Slogo’s house, but only blew up Crainer’s base and it was reversible. Around this time, Crainer built a secret base under Jelly’s house, where he stored his diamonds. after he put campfires under said house. Jelly found the diamonds and forced Crainer onto a troll scavenger hunt, while his diamonds were actually stored in his attic, Slogo later found these diamonds. Crainer trolled Jelly by turning his stone brick exterior into a yellow wool exterior using the yellow sheep. Crainer then changed Turtle Town into Crainer City, rebuilt his house, moved all the dozens of yellow sheep into the town and built a giant fence around the town, before expanding his flag. Crainer attempted to blow up Slogo’s castle, but failed and actually helped Slogo. While Crainer was snooping around Area 51, he triggered a trap, which exploded and he left behind signs. Jelly responded by exploding Crainer’s base after Crainer killed all the yellow sheep and renamed Crainer City to Cow Town, moving cows forcefully in. Slogo added by burning a bit of the floor. Crainer rebuilt his house as a tent due to the frequency of him rebuilding his house. Crainer spawned creepers using spawn eggs under Jelly’s base while disabling all lights, even though he nearly die to his own troll, which would’ve been embarrassing. After asking the builder to rebuild his house for 5 iron, yellow wool and some mutton from his massacre, the builder built his house upside down. Crainer found 7 diamonds and stored them inside the town, while he stole diamonds from Jelly, who asked to rebuild his house using diamonds, and replaced them with a bad pay. This fooled the builder and built a fake house that would collapse into lava, but the builder found out about this and Crainer’s new house was sideways. After tearing his house down, he would build an underground bunker with an aquarium, being the first mentions of Floppy, Floppy and Loppy. Slogo broke the tank and Crainer retaliated by flooding Slogo’s house. Crainer put a lot of boats on Jelly’s skyblock, before Jelly stole his fish on an April fool’s scavenger hunt for his fish that would end up in two diamonds in exchange for his fish. While Crainer burnt down the jungle Slogo planted, Jelly left, and Crainer found where Jelly was, and move in.
He marked him moving in by placing boats across Jelly’s house, with who would become Beeney in one of the boats. Jelly trolled Crainer by filling his house with creepers after Crainer filled his house with bees, before Crainer reversed the troll on Jelly. Crainer’s fish, Floppy, was kidnapped by Slogo, before Crainer found out about the troll and got back the real Floppy. Crainer then trolled Jelly by destroying the brand new Beeney mayor statue. Jelly then built a decoy Floppy statue that would explode. This sparked the Fish Town War of Independence. A fake Bork was put up for auction and Crainer trolled that by putting him in a minecart after thinking Slogo killed Beeinaminecart. Crainer moved into Fish Town, simultaneously fighting Team Beeney shirts with Team Floppy shirts. As a result, Jelly temporarily stole Floppy, Crainer, however, won the war and built the bee wall. Crainer then made Slogo blow up the wall and Slogo attempted to blow up the Beeney mayor statue, whilst Beeney was released. Around that same time, Jelly put the real Bork in a skyblock from the Bee Tower and called him Borkinaskyblock. Crainer killed all of the Bork clones after one of them killed Floppy, with Josh eating the carcass. This resulted in Crainer moving to Bork’s skyblock, but by then Bork was found by Slogo and hid in a vault where the Bork statue was built. Not long after, Slogo established the Bork Gang and built the Bork statue. After Jelly blew up the face of it and Josh accidentally blew up the rest, a B0rk inside was killed and since it was brand new, Josh blew up everything and left. Jelly followed suit and then Crainer was the last to leave.
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