The Land of Chocolate (The Simpsons Game)/Quotes

:[intro cutscene, right when Homer browses the prices of chocolates from a shop window and claimed they are half-price]
:Homer: Wow, chocolate half-price!
:White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
:Homer: Hey! You're look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!
:​White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the White Chocolate Rabbit.
:Homer: ​Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.
:White Chocolate Rabbit: ​Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't me interested in eating me.
:Homer: ​Mmmm, white chocolate...
===White Chocolate Rabbit===
*Maybe you should do better in a turn-based RPG!
*Leap, jumbo, leap!
*Ha ha! I never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping!
*If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble!
*Why so slow, fatty? Eat too many of my relatives?
===Homer Simpson===
====​To White Chocolate Rabbit====
*I hate know-it-all chocolate!
====Exploring the level====
*I am so buying a summer home here.
*I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
*I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
*This land is so chocolatey!
*I love Chocolate City.
*I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula!
*This place has such a great infrastructure.
*This place is way better than Vitamin-tropolis.
*Why can't Springfield be this delicious?
=====Non-DS=====
*I hope I don't stain my clothes.
*If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself!
*This place is completely nut-rageous.
====Eating, non-DS====
*Chocolate, I'm gonna finish you off!
*I could do this all night.
*I could go all night!
*I’ll diet when I’m awake!
*Mmm... empty calories.
*Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?
*Sugar crash...
*Sugar rush!
*That gave me goosebumps. I mean chocobumps.
*This chocolate needs more chocolate.
*Yes, yes, YES!
=====Eating a cupcake (PS2, PSP and Wii versions only)=====
*Cupcake!
====Upon encountering moving platforms (DS only)====
*Mmmm... Boston Cream moving platforms.
===​Upon encountering the giant cake===
*It's not even my birthday.
*Please don't be full of dancing girls.
*Wow, this is bigger than Marge's butt.
*Wow, that's enough cake for TWO birthdays!
===To Chocolate Rabbits===
*Come on! Let me bite off an ear!
*Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
*Die, chocolate!
*I want to pat the bunny!
*I want your chocolate in my mouth!
*I'll even eat your candy eyes!
*It's gonna be a closed wrapper funeral!
*Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
*Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
*You should've stayed in your egg!
====Attacking them====
*Ah, piece of chocolate.
*Aww...you're going to pieces!
*Easter came early this year!
*Haha! You don't even bleed!
*Judo chop chop!
*Let's see how you hop without a head!
*Mind if I break off your ear?
*Mmm... The tail is the best part!
*Now who's the idiot?
*Oh I wish Lenny could see this!
*Say good night, chocolate!
*Smash the bunny!
*You won't see your next Easter!
==== [Homer turns to Homer Ball, non-DS] ====
* Homer: Weee, look at me! I'm a big fat funny ball and I can eat, eat, eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true. Thank goodness I'm not dreaming.
=====In the giant cake=====
*Flatten under my girth, bunnies! Flatten! *crazy laughter*
*Die, bunnies! Die! Woo-ha-ha! *crazy laughter*
*This is the happiest and saddest moment in my entire life!
*Not dreaming, Not dreaming, Not dreaming!
===Chocolate Rabbit===
====Attacking Homer====
*Bart hates you!
*Blood sugar getting low?
*Eat my fudge!
*Eating is cheating! EATING IS CHEATING!
*Everyone knows you're bald.
*That comb-over's not fooling anyone!
*Go suck a carrot!
*Ha, your back fat is sweating!
*I did it with Marge!
*I say, you suck!
*Indubitably, you are an **s!
*Lenny is way cooler than you!
*Lick my tail!
*Oh, 1989 called: it wants its fashion sense back!
*Oh, you’re a special dork!
*Why don't you not bite me?
*Why won't you wake up?!
*You can't even dream right!
*You confuse food with love!
*You couldn't tell caramel from nougat.
*You disgust this chocolate rabbit!
*You eat out of compulsion, not pleasure!
*You need lipo, stat!
*You self-medicate with food.
*You smell like meat!
*You stink of garlic and fish!
*You want a piece of this?
*Your eyes look like boobs!
*Your son is... below average!
*Your subconcious is taunting you, moron!
*You're dumber than a bag of hair.
*You're morbidly obese -- and I mean morbidly!
*You've ruined our utopia!
====Attacked, non-DS====
*(Bloodcurdling Scream)
*God, I'm a freak! A FREAK!
*Goodbye, brown world.
*Have you no heart, sir?!
*Holy crap, I'm hollow!
*I challenge you to a chocolate duel!
*I don't want to go to Chocolate Bunny ****!
*I hope you choke on me!
*I'll talk! I'll talk!
*I'm being chomped, CHOMPED!
*Oh, **** my chocolate nerves!
*Ow! You ate my EARS!
*Pain, pain, pain, PAIN!
*Please don't eat me!
*Tell my chocolate children I loved them!
*Why couldn't I melt away in my sleep?!
*You sir, are a monster!
*Your mouth is a serial killer!
===[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]===
:Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not dreaming, not- Wha-? ****it, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! **** you, reality!
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