Old Man Logan: Living Hell (Marvel;Re)/Issue 1

This is the first issue of Old Man Logan: Living Hell.
== Transcript ==
The issue begins with Logan in the Xavier Mansion as suddenly various villains arrive as Logan looks at them.
* Logan: What did you do with the X-Men?
* Vulture: They are dead...
* Ghost: Give up Logan...
* Logan: You bastards!
He begins brutally murdering the villains one by one.
* Logan: This is for Scott! This is for Jean! This is for Warren! This is for Kitty! THIS IS FOR CHARLES! 
Soon all of the villains fall to the ground dead as suddenly the image changes from the villains to the dead corpses of various X-Men. Logan's face turns to one of pure terror as he sheds his claws.
* Logan: What have I done... 
He grabs his Wolverine suit and burns it.
* Logan: Wolverine is no more...
It cuts to thirty years in the future as Logan is sitting in a cabin in the woods, by himself. He walks towards a pantry and opens it, seeing one last can of beans.
* Logan: Of course this is the part I run out of food...
He opens the can of beans and starts eating them.
* Logan: If I want to survive, I better find food.
He walks out of the cabin as it shows the cabin is in the middle of an apocalyptic wasteland as the title, Old Man Logan: Living Hell, shows. It cuts to Logan looking around for any canned food lying around or an already dead animal for food as he soon finds a deceased corpse of a strange green cow-like creature.
* Logan: Is this some sort of mutation? Or some alien monster brought after the Kree and Skrulls decided to fight for Earth? Doesn't matter.
He looks and searches for edible organs as he ends up grabbing some of the beef inside of the cow-like monster. He turns and then sees the Hulk gang members Beau, Bobbie-Jo and Billy-Bob driving a convertible as they soon see Logan.
* Beau: Is that Logan?
* Billy-Bob: It fucking is. Let's show him that the Hulkgang shouldn't be messed with!
* Bobbie-Jo: Fuck yeah.
They drive towards them in their car.
* Beau: Hey Logan! Where's our money?!
* Logan: Money?
* Beau: You live in our property! You have to pay rent! Or we'll break you!
* Billy-Bob: We are spawn of the Hulk! We can easily kill you.
* Logan: If you don't bother me, I won't bother you and you don't want me to bother you.
Bobbie-Jo punches Logan in the face as he is unphased by the attack. Logan then punches her in the face.
* Logan: Don't try me.
Beau grabs Logan and throws him as Logan gets back up and throws Beau with equal strength. Billy-Bob gets in the car and prepares to leave as Beau and Bobbie-Jo race back to the car. Logan sighs and grabs the cow and walks back towards his house. He then cooks it as finally it cuts to the three Hulkings arriving to a cave. They enter as they see the now radioactive and gigantic Hulk eating the carcass of one of those cow-like monsters.
* Beau: Grandfather... we have a problem...
* Hulk: What is it?
* Billy-Bob: There is a hero in your territory.
* Hulk: Which one?
* Beau: Wolverine.
* Hulk: Worrying about that puny man? We will kill him. In time.
He laughs as comic fades to black.Category:Marvel;Re
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