Enemies

See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.
Note: HP's of most enemies vary every battle.
Editor's Note: When gathering HP data, please fight more that one monster so we can see the variations in the HP's thanks RavenSong 17:21, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
==Fantasy University==
===The SS Deckjoke===
====Fore Deck====
====Hollow Deck====
====No. 2 Deck====
====Quest Related Boss Fights====
===Stone Giant===
*You can use slackpocket to steal: Cheap Energy Candy, Parsnip Juice, Uncommon Crafting Resources.
Image		Name	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Edit
===Forbidden Larder===
====The Pantry of Ill Omen====
====Kitchen of Foul Repute====
=====Time to take out the trash=====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	With Mr. Sheen?	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops
 	 	Blatarian Misfits	YesNo 	46 	142389 	Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Funky Cheese
 	 	Shambling Mold 	Yes 	4 	129 	Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
 	 	Fallen Souffle 	Yes 	4 	102 	Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.	
*Funky Cheese
 	 	Lemon-Lime Slime 	Yes 	4 	102 	Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks. 	
*Lemon
 	 	Grimy Pot Golem 	Yes 	5 	509 	
Boss Fight of Defense Against the Culinary Arts
Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special:Cast Iron Barrage!Effect: 50% Chance to Lose ActionDuration: Zip saves	
*a Vial of Unicorn Tears
=====After finishing Defense Against the Culinary Arts=====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Ancient Grease 	6 	274-389 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
Basic: The Ancient Grease opens a Pandora's Box of pain	
*Greasy Pomade
*Half-Eaten Cheezburger
*Lemon
*Tysonberry Punch
 	 	Fiendish Wad of Meatcake 	6 	288-396 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: The Wad of Meatcake may be out of its can, but it kept the jagged lid on which it performed an evil ritual and is now throwing at you!Effect: Deals Untyped damage.	
* Convicted Wifebeater
 	 	Marshmallow Creep 	6 	266-384 	
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Marshmallow Cheep
*Whipped Cream
 	 	Milkshake of Indeterminate Flavor	6 	271-394 	
Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Acidic MilkshakeEffect: ACID Damage per RoundDuration: Beefosity saves	
*Funky Cheese
*Glass of Milk
*Wad of Brown Pulp
 	 	Sentinent Laserfries 	6 	268-389 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Convicted Wifebeater
*Lemon
*Crusty Frylets
*Adulterated Magazines
====The Culinary Cauldron====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Ctchewlu, the Gross Old One	7 	888 	
Boss Fight of Nutrition Suspicion
Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.	
====Special Event====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops
 	 	Plethora of Puddings 	7 	482-538 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	N/A
 	 	Dire Octet of Puddings	7 	405-494 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	N/A
 	 	Pudding Quartet 	7 	424-448 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	N/A
 	 	Dynamic Pudding Duo 	7 	405-485 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	N/A
 	 	Dire Pudding 	7 	443-534 	Resistant to ACID damage.Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals ACID damage with basic attacks.	
*Savory Meat Brick (x2)
===Diabolic Dungeons===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Big Black Mushroom 	3 	57-78 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Spore InfestationEffect: Spore Damage per RoundDuration: Durability saves	
*Fungills
*Moreless
 	 	Endless Zombie Horde 	3 	56-82 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.
Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
Special: Rotting StenchEffect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%Duration: Durability saves	
*Heap O' Femurs
*Mound o' Dirt
*One Sock
*Peach Pierat Spice Tea
*Pile o' Pelvises
*Stack o' Skulls
 	 	Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 	3 	59-83 	
Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: IngurgitatedEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Beefosity saves	
*Bottle of Glue
*Bowling Shoes
*Goopy Teddy Bear
*Half-Digested Foot
*Slimy Ruler
*Tin Gel
 	 	Greater Gelatinous Harubrik's Cube 	3 	58-72 	
Resistant to PHYSICAL damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special Attack option: Dive In! *Note ACID damage per turn.	
Things Obtained Through Dive In!
*Bulwark of the Dungeoner
*Chain Mail
*Clustered Fragments of the Harubrik's Staff
*Dog-Less Dog Collar
*Disconcerting Magic 8 Ball
*Doused Torch Light
*Fragment of Harubrik's Staff
*Gelatin Key
*Gelatin-flavored Cheese
*Gem-Encrusted Spoon
*Goopy Short Sword
*Half-Eaten Carrot
*Half-Eaten Cheezburger
*Headpiece of the Harubrik's Staff
*Instant Gelatin Powder
*Once-Magical Etchings
*One Sock
*Rune Stone of the Dungeoner
*Spoiled Lime Helmet
*Skeletal Remains
*The Dungeoner's Blade
*Whipped Cream
 	 	Infinite Skeleton Legion 	3 	67-79 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
Special: Cackle MadnessEffect: Damage Output Increased by 25.0%Duration: Loathing Saves	
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Mound o' Dirt
*Mound o' Mandibles
*One Sock
*Pile o' Pelvises
*Stack o' Skulls
 	 	Surprisingly Few Goat-Headed Freaks	3 	63-81 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Head ButtedEffect: 50% Chance to Lose ActionDuration: Zip saves	
*Gym Sock
*Mound of Dirt
*Peach Pierat Spice Tea
*Pile o' Pelvises
===Boiler Pit===
====Just Right====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Angel Dust Bunny 	4 	103-154 	
Resistant to CUDDLE damage.Susceptible to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Dust Bunny DazeEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Zip saves	
*Hare Brain
*Rabbit Ears
*Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
*Vorpal Tooth
 	 	Killer Dust Rabbit	4 	111-155 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Bleeding JugularEffect: Physical Damage Per TurnDuration: Durability saves	
*Half-Eaten Carrot
*Rabbit Rib
 	 	Kruddy Frueger 	5 	174-248 	
Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: DreammareEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Smarts saves	
*Cheap Machete
*Diabolical Beanie
*Fancy Striped Sweater
 	 	Pixie Dust Bunny 	4 	102-154 	
Resistant to CUDDLE damage.Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.
Special: You Can ... Hover!
Effect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%
Duration: Smarts saves	
*Bunny Dust
*Half-Eaten Carrot
*Hare Brain
*Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
 	 	The Wolfman Alpha 	4 	115-150 	
Resistant to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Math Howl
Effect: -30% Damage Taken
Duration: This Adventure Only	
*Refactored Protractor
*Tangenterine
*Wolf Digit
=====Special Event=====
To Dust or Not to Dust
Image	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	Voracious Dust Bunny	5 	174-254 	
Resistant to CUDDLE damage.Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Dust Bunny GulletEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Beefosity Saves	
*Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
*Vorpal Tooth
====Hot====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Fiery Angel Dustbunny 	6 	268—400 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.	
*Bottle of Liquid Fire
*Half-Eaten Carrot
*Rabbit Ears
 	 	Fiery Killer Dust Rabbit	6 	268-386 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.	
*Bottle of Liquid Fire
 	 	Fiery Kruddy Frueger 	6 	346-384 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.	
*Diabolical Beanie
*Bottle of Liquid Fire
 	 	Fiery Pixie Dust Bunny 	6 	357-380 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.	
*Bunny Dust
*Hare Brain
*Unlucky Rabbit's Foot
 	 	The Fiery Wolfman Alpha 	6 	295-333 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals HOT HOT HEAT damage.	
*Broken Calculator
*Oodle of Noodles
*Tangentarine
*Refactored Protractor
=====Special Event=====
The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer
Image	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	The Sweat-Drenched Wanderer	7 	396 	 	
*SPF 666
====Cold====
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Frigid Angel Dust Bunny 	6 	356 	
Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.Susceptible to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
 	 	Frigid Killer Dust Rabbit	6 	344-388 	
Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Ice Tray Full O' Ice
*Superlative Daisy
*Unlucky Rabbits Foot
 	 	Frigid Kruddy Frueger 	6 	274 	 	
*Ice Tray Full O' Ice
 	 	Frigid Pixie Dust Bunny 	6 	295 	
Resistant toICE-ICE damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Sun-Dried Pixie Wing
 	 	The Frigid Wolfman Alpha 	6 	314 	
Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Creepy Dust
*Oodle of Noodles
*Refractored Protactor
=====Special Event=====
The Warmly Bundled Wanderer
Image	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	The Warmly Bundled Wanderer	7 	455 	 	
*Poorly Sewn Scarf
===Brawler's Field===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops
 	 	A Gaggle of Ghosts 	8 	650 	Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest	
 	 	
The Very Same Gaggle of Ghosts 	8 	655 	Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest	
 	 	That Gaggle of Ghsots...Yet Again	8 	565-656 	Appears for the Spiritconfusion! quest	
===The Boomlab===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Escaped BOOM 	10 	1023-1468 	
Susceptible to STEELY damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Essence of BOOM
 	 	Free-range BOOM	10 	993 - 1479 	
Susceptible to STEELY damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Essence of BOOM
 	 	Wild BOOM 	10 	1041-1457 	
Susceptible to STEELY damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Essence of BOOM
===Bed Bugs (Ron Wheeezy's Room)===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Water Bedbug 	2 	25-39 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Forced Floaties
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Smarts saves	
*Bedbug Lint
*Quilted Carapace
*Ratty Sheets
 	 	Swedish Twin Bedbugs 	2 	27-39 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Defeat when Bed Bug Love Note is used
Special: Swedish SirensEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Charm saves	
*Love Potion (Only when defeated with Bed Bug Love Note)
*Quilted Carapace
*Ratty Sheets
 	 	Fraternal Twin Bedbugs	2 	28-39 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Twin HeadacheEffect: 50% Chance to Lose ActionDuration: Loathing saves	
*Bedbug Lint
*Bedbug Love Note (always)
*Quilted Carapace
*Ratty Sheets
 	 	California King Bedbug	3 	57-82 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Pain Bite
Effect: Physical Damage per Round
Duration: Durability saves	
 	 	Futonbug 	2 	29-36 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Bowling Shoes
*Rope
===Student Art Gallery===
ENEMYSTUDENTARTGALLERY
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops
 	 	Happy Camper 	10 	1539-1845 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: Campy!Effect: -50% decrease to LoathingDuration: Loathing saves	
*Chocolate-Flavored Glue
*College-Grade Construction Paper
 	 	Antlered Bee-Bat 	10 	1539-1662 	Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.Special: ?	
*Chocolate-Flavored Glue
 	 	Badgar the Stabosaurus 	10 	1818 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: Bleeding JugularEffect: Physical Damage per RoundDuration: Durability saves	
*Play D'oh
 	 	Bloodbill Toothypus 	10 	1486 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: ?	
 	 	Ghostly Paramours 	10 	1548-1856 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: Danse MacabreEffect: 50.0% chance to lose actionDuration: Charm saves	
*Childproof Scissors
 	 	Happy-Shrub Delivery Penguin	10 	1653 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: The ScratchingEffect: Untyped Damage per roundDuration: Smarts saves	
 	 	Sundae Sundae Sundae 	 	 	
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Deals IMAGINARY damage with basic attacks.
Special: Frost-TeaEffect: Ice-Ice Damage per roundDuration: Durability saves	
 	 	Zombie Masterpiece 	
11 	
2909 	
Boss Fight of The Student Art Gallery
Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks. 	
 	 	Zombie Masterpiece 	12 	
3158-3908 	
Boss Fight of Turn Him Into Zombie Masterpieces
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Susceptible to IMAGINARY damage.Resistant to all damage except IMAGINARY damage.	
==Townshire==
===Trailer Park===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Adorable Garden Gnome 	1 	11-17 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
* Glass of Denture Cleaner
 	 	Cheeky Cherub 	1 	11-17 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Contemporary Pop
*Glass of Denture Cleaner
 	 	Pink Nightmare 	1 	12-17 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Box of Toothpicks
 	 	Rambi 	1 	11-17 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Glass of Milk
*Box of Toothpicks
 	 	The Buttses(normal)(Imagineering a Weapon)	111 	151357-1904 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Sad Little Bush (Imagineering a Weapon with Porkin Shovel)
===The Bump 'N Grinder===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	5 Fubar Footlong 	
4
8
12	
?
671–722
1775–1955	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Toasted or Untoasted?
Effect: HOT HOT HEAT Damage Overtime
Duration: Durability saves	
* Angle Grinder
* Ground Coffee
* Rep Grinds
 	 	5/6 Bear Claw Collector 	
4
8
12	
?
721–778
2208	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Pop PotsEffect: Damage Output Increased 25.0%Duration: This Adventure Only	
* Angle Grinder
* Ground Coffee
* Rep Grinds
 	 	Conspicuous Street Performer	
4
8
12	
?
618–743
1965–2355	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Thanks For The TipEffect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage DealtDuration: Zip saves.	
* Ground Coffee
 	 	Das Mahlwerk 	
4
8
12	
?
616–797
2275–2350	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Dawn For The GrindingEffect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%Duration: Loathing saves	
* Angle Grinder
* Ground Coffee
* Rep Grinds
 	 	Hip Gyration Enthusiasts 	
4
8
12	
?
569
1718–1903	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Hip Love attack does CUDDLE Damage	
* Angle Grinder
* Ground Coffee
 	 	Tony Faux Hawk 	
4
8
12	
?
?
1658–2285	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special:50/50 Nose GrindEffect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)Duration: Durability saves	
*Angle Grinder
*Ground Coffee
*Rep Grinds
 	 	Wrestler On Skates 	
4
8
12	
?
532-627
1648–2028	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: 2 Minutes In The BoxEffect: 50% Chance to Lose ActionDuration: Beefosity saves	
*Ground Coffee
===Townshire Junkyard===
Image	↑ | ↓ | ↑↑	Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 	 	Abstract Metal Sculpture	5 	183-257 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.	
*Ancient Video Game Cartridge
*Contemporary Pop
*Creepy Doll Head
*Large Empty Bag
*Metallic Casing
*Ol' Iron Eyes
*Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
 	 	Cat-Costumed Fruitloops 	5 	182-246 	
Deals SPARKLE damage with basic attacks.	
*Hairball Legwarmers
*Metallic Casing
*Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
 	 	Flat Albert 	5 	172-250 	
Wanted
Resistant to STEELY damage.Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.	
*Albert's Massively Flat Shirt (Bounty Hunt only)
*Ol' Iron Eyes
*Suspicious Rug
*Well-Oiled Spring
*Condensed Microphone (Only if you have Totally Ordinary Microphone and on Cool Story, Pro Quest)
 	 	Iron Munchkin 	5 	172-257 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.	
*Creepy Doll Head
*Metallic Casing
*Suspicious Rug
*Well-Oiled Spring
 	 	Mad, Mad Leroy Brown 	5 	174-256 	
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.	
*Flea Collar
*Metallic Casing
*Ol' Iron Eyes
*Spare Tire (Only during Speedy Delivery)
 	 	Trash Golem 	7 	588 	 	
*Brass Ball Bearings
*Industrial Tether
 	 	Bytez The Mattress Giant	4 	254 	
Boss Fight of OMG SLUMBER PARTY!
Resistant to TAINT damage.Susceptible to SPARKLE damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.	
*Bent Antennae (Using Slackpocket)
===Cookie Gang Members===
: After completing the rocket-bed, you can race (and battle) the cookie gang.
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes
 		Chunky 	8 	900 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Chip 	8 	709 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Chain for FoolsEffect: 50% Chance to Lose ActionDuration: Zip saves
 		Snickerdoodle	8 	653 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
===In the Gutters===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops
 		Bloated Albino Alligutter	
4
11	
103-124
2210(CtIW)	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks
Special: Gutter Gash
Effect: PHYSICAL Damage per round
Duration: Durability saves 	
*Piece of the Elanthian Prop Check(Only during Crafting the Imaginary Weapon)
 		Avant Garde Turtle 	4 	108-153 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
 		Cubist Turtle 	4 	108-153 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Paintbrush
 		Impressionist Turtle 	4 	107-151 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Paintbrush
 		Postmodern Turtle 	5 	176-235 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Empty Picture Frame
*Paintbrush
*a Bottle of Glue
 		Guttersnape 	4 	112-145 	
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Stunning News!Effect: 50% to lose actionDuration: Smarts saves 	
*Greasy Pomade
*Snapecall Whistle
 		Severus Guttersnape 	5 	174-231 	Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.Special: Curse of the Dark ArtsEffect: - Power per RoundDuration: Loathing saves	
*Greasy Pomade
 		Surreal Turtle 	5 	190-259 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Empty Picture Frame
*Paintbrush
*Slice of Pizza
 		Last Thug Standing 	5 	259 	
Boss Fight of "Milf and Cookies" quest.
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Spatulator
===The LOL Catacombs===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops
 		Carnivorous Cake 	5 	192-257 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Freaky FrostingEffect: -25% decrease to DurabilityDuration: Durability saves	
*Blue Salamander Corpse
*Sticky Lolzipop
*Tarnished Calendar
 		Kittkat 	4 	104-154 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
Special: Burninating!Effect: HOT HOT HEAT DamageDuration: Durability saves	
*Broken Visor
*Intact Visor (Only during Mourning Wood)
*Half Eaten Cheezburger
*String of Yarn
 		Looooooooongcat 	4 	102-154 	
Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
Special: Catstricted
Effect: Paralyzed! (Can't Attack or Flee)
Duration: Beefosity saves	
*Looooooong Cat Hair Ball
*Pieces of Meat
*Tattered Office Poster
 		Manhole Cat 	4 	104-154 	
Resistant to TAINT damage.Susceptible to GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals CUDDLE damage with basic attacks.
Special: Chocolate StunEffect: 50% Chance of losing actionDuration: Smarts saves	
*Shattered Ceiling Tile
*String of Yarn
 		Sirius Cat 	4 	102-154 	
Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Bitten HandEffect: No Weapon Bonus for Damage DealtDuration: Loathing saves	
*Blue Salamander Corpse
*String of Yarn
 		Sewer Walrus 	5 	228-254 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Sewer StenchEffect: Damage Output Decreased 50.0%Duration: Durability saves	
*Sticky Lolzipop
*Walrus Bucket
*Untied Lawlerskate
 		Sewer Walrus(after taking Bucket)	5 	182-240 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Sticky Lolzipop
*Untied Lawlerskate
===Sar Chasm===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max) 	Special/Notes 	DropsAll enemies here are 75% resistant to non-squirrel damage
 		Bark Iron Dwarf	10-11	1006–15401629-1895	Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Damage Meter
*Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
*Raid Wipes
*Vendor Trash
 		Furry Warrior 	11 	1408-1768 	Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
*Popped Pots
*Raid Wipes
 		Twilight Hound 	11 	1307- 1857 	Resistant to all damage except SQUIRREL damage.Susceptible to SQUIRREL damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
*Damage Meter
*Dots (Only during Phase 2 of DL Guild Raid)
*Raid Wipes
*Vendor Trash
===Learning Center===
====Bookshelves====
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops	Tameable?
 		D-mon 	13 	2499-2881 	
Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*D
*Letter Scale
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Vorpal Tooth	Yes
 		C-Serpent	13 	2346 	Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*C
*Loose Leaf Paper	Yes
 		Dire-E 	13 	2067-2449 	Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*E
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Letter Scale	No
 		Y-vern 	13 	2802 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks. 	
*Cheesy Blaster
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Dragon Dandruff
*Y	Yes
 		L-ph 	13 	2083-2799 	Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*Aerohead
*L
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Fair-e (Only during A Chink in the Past)
*Porkinberry Cereal	No
 		B-hemoth 	13 	2743 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks. 	
*B
*Loose Leaf Paper
*Vorpal Tooth	Yes
 		O-grr 	13 	2295-2979 	Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*O
*Loose Leaf Paper	Yes
 		G-nie 	13 	2621-2841 	Resistant to all damage except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*LL Kool Aid
*Loose Leaf Paper
*G	No
====Dyslexia's Lair (Guild Raid)====
It appears the lvl of the enemies depend on player's Level (player's Level+2 ??)
*at lvl 9 enemies were Level 11
*at lvl 14 enemies were Level 14
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes 	Drops	Tameable?
 		B-hemoth 	14 	3310-3556 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*B 	
 		C-Serpent 	 	 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*C 	
 		D-mon 	
11
14	
1862-1866
2473-3134	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
* D 	
 		Dire-E 	14 	2904-3512 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*E 	
 		G-nie 	14 	2784 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*G 	
 		L-ph 	14 	2820-2938 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*L 	
 		O-grr 	
11
14	
1815
2504-3539	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
* O 	
 		Y-vern 	14 	3262 	Resistant to all except CALLIGRAPHY damage.Susceptible to CALLIGRAPHY damage.Deals CALLIGRAPHY damage with basic attacks.	
*Y 	
 		Dyslexian Whelp	14 	2557 - 3570 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks. 	
*Trade chat transcript (Slackpocket)	
===Devilish Drive-Thru===
::Loot notes:
::*Enemies may drop Uncommon Crafting Resources (103 fubar value).
::*Parsnip Juice can be stolen using slackpocket.
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes
 		Supersized The Freeze 	6 	346-449 	Resistant to ICE-ICE damage.Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals ICE-ICE damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Jack in the Face 	6 	359-426 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Wendy Quinn 	6 	321-378 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Big Bane 	6 	356-450 	Resistant to CUDDLE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Poison Drivey 	6 	316-422 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Kentucky Fried Penguin	6 	322-446 	Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
 		Supersized Ronald McSerious 	7 	638 	
Boss Fight of Gauntlet
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
===The Big Top===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes
 		Ferocious Lobo the Clown 	13 	3680 	Resists STEELY damage.
 		Ferocious Poor Yorick 	13 	3976 	
Resists TAINT damage.Susceptible to SPARKLY damage.Deals TAINT damage with basic attacks.
 		Ferocious Clown Car 	13 	3078 	
Resists STEELY Damage.Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.Deals STEELY damage with basic attacks.
 		Urbane Clown Posse 	13 	3544 	
Resists GLOOMY DOOM Damage
 		Ferocious Splown 	13 	3908 	
Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.Susceptible to CUDDLE damage.Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.
 		Ferocious Captain Spalding 	13 	3666 	
Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals GLOOMY DOOM damage with basic attacks.
 		Ferocious Ringmonster of the Cirque du Dismay	14 	5157 	
Resists GLOOMY DOOM damage.Deals SPARKLY damage with basic attacks.
==Breadbasket==
===Crop Circles===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops	Tameable?
 		Adversary Mine 	10 	986–1477 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Hut Hut FightEffect: 50% chance to lose actionDuration: Beefosity saves	
*Blurry UFO Photo
*Moongrass
*Tumblewheat	No
 		Corn-On-The-Blob 	10 	1081-1461 	
Susceptible to ICE-ICE damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Hunger PainsEffect: ACID Damage Per RoundDuration: Durability Saves	
*Corn Pwn
*Moongrass	No
 		Down-Home Country Alien	10 	995–1435 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: A Down-Home Country Alien starts singing about achy breaky humans and ripping you in half... wait, what? You take # damage!	
*Corn Pwn
*Moongrass
*Pixie Fruit	No
 		E.T.T 	10 	1031-1424 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Phoned!Effect: No weapon bonus for damageDuration: Zip saves	
*Blurry UFO Photo
*Corn Pwn
*Moongrass	No
 		Fritters 	10 	995–1329 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Crispily, some Fritters curls up into a large, deep-fried ball and runs you over. Fried foods will be the death of you (in the form of # hot hot heat damage!)	
*Corn Pwn
*Moongrass	Yes
 		Harvestor 	10 	997–1444 	
Wanted
Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Cloaking FieldsEffect: -50% Damage taken
Duration: This Adventure Only	
*Blurry UFO Photo
*Corn Holy O's
*Moongrass
*Harvestor's Overalls (Bounty Hunt only)	No
 		Shyamalamagalaxicon 	11 	1512-1869 	
Resistant to STEELY damage.
Susceptible to ABRACADAMAGE damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Plot Twist
Effect: 50% Chance to Lose Action
Duration: Loathing saves	
*Blurry UFO Photo
*Corn Pwn
*Elanthian Trail (Only during Cross-Country Platform)
*Moongrass	No
===The Camp Site===
Image		Name 	Level	HP (min-max)	Special/Notes	Drops	Tameable?
 		Pleatherface 	11 	1286–2577 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.	
* Dry Whetstone
* Piece of the Elanthian Prop Check(Only during Crafting the Imaginary Weapon)	No
 		Headless Horshack	10 	1061-1466 	
Resistant to HOT HOT HEAT damage.
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Flaming BookEffect: HOT HOT HEAT ongoing damageDuration: Durability saves	
*Pixie Fruit	No
 		Odd Jabba 	11 	1340–1919 	
Wanted
Susceptible to HOT HOT HEAT damage.Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Tiny Arms, Big HatEffect: 50% chance to lose actionDuration: Beefosity saves	
*Bowler Hat
*Pixie Fruit
*Shard of Carbonite
*Jabba's Bowler (Bounty Hunt only)	No
 		Jethro Bates 	10 	1100–1309 	
Deals PHYSICAL damage with basic attacks.
Special: Strike it RichEffect: 50% chance to lose actionDuration: Beefosity saves	
*Bendable Wire
*Red Checkered Blanket	
===Enemies Part 2 (Bread Basket, Pleasanton, Nostalgya and Beyond)===
See Enemies (Part 2) for next page.