When the Shame is as Small As your Skirt

Mark Wente, Mope ad Wail
January 25, 2014
As the second day of Model Parliament gets into full swing it can be reported that the festivities last night were as hot as the temper flares in the house yesterday. Some Honorable, and less honorable members showed up this morning in outfits similar to those there were proudly sporting yesterday, and did I even see some raccoon eyes this morning.
While those who enjoyed themselves to their full potential continue to trickle into the house those who did get a chance to catch some much needed rest, in their own beds may have mistaken walking into the House of Commons this morning and instead believed they were walking into a Whore House. With the rise of temperatures came with the lowering of the dress standards, the girls this morning, the word women is not an accurate description, while it is traditional to at least have your skirt touching you knees, the rainbow of panties that have been on display this morning is enough to challenge even the most colorful of un-parliamentary.
Men you are not blameless in this affair, will you please learn how to tie a knot for your ties, it is an essential part of a suit, furthermore your tie should in fact match your shirt, or at least some piece of your outfit. Having a shirt and tie combo you fished out of your closet in the dark, while stumbling through the house in the predawn haze of last night’s festivities is not appropriate.
In a statement of pride, dress to impress, or at least dress in something your grandmother would not be ashamed to see you wear, because ours here in the media room has been quoted saying “ Oh even the eyes in the back of my head are ashamed of what they are seeing”