Smithy Pepper Sprays Madge Griswald and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Smithy-Young Guy
Madge Griswald-Allison
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Mr Smith (Smithy's dad)-Diesel
Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Police Officer-Wiseguy
Lieutenant Griswald's angry voice-Shouty
== Plot ==
Smithy pepper sprays Madge Griswald, and gets Lieutenant Griswald sent to the insane hospital.
== Transcript ==
In the lounge, Smithy had a naughty plan.
Smithy: I'm going to pepper spray Gus Griswald's mum! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Smithy went out of the lounge and then went out the house. He went into the garage and then he picked up a pepper spray and he left the garage. He went off to Gus's house, and then he arrived at Gus's house. Then he approached the door and went inside Gus's house. Smithy entered the kitchen and found Madge Griswald.
Smithy: Hello, Madge Griswald!
Madge felt angry.
Madge: Bartholomew, what are you doing in my house? Get out now!
Smithy: No way! I'm going to pepper spray you!
Madge was horrified.
Madge: Nonononononononononononononononononono! Please don't pepper spray me!
Smithy: Shut up, Madge! Take this!
Smithy pepper sprayed Madge.
Madge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That hurts! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Madge fell to the floor.
Madge: My eyes! Ow! My eyes!
Smithy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Take that, Madge Grisworm!
Suddenly, Gus Griswald came, much to Smithy's horror. Gus was very angry.
Gus: Smithy, how dare you pepper spray my mom?! That is unacceptable! That's a very mean thing to do! That's it, go home while I call your parents!
Smithy left the kitchen, crying with dismay.
Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Back home, Smithy's dad scolded Smithy. 
Smithy's dad: Bartholomew, how dare you pepper spray Gus's mum?! You know it's unacceptable! Now she has to go to the hospital, because of you! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week! Go to your room right now while I call Gus's father to take you to Kelso's tomorrow.
Smithy went to his room. 
Smithy: Whatever you say, dad. 
The next day, in the hospital, in the ward, Madge had got blindfolds on her eyes and she was in a hospital bed. Lieutenant Griswald was extremely angry with Smithy.
Lieutenant Griswald: Bartholomew, you murderer! You almost killed my wife!
Smithy felt angry.
Smithy: Lieutenant Griswald, you said we could go to Kelso's! You lied to me!
Lieutenant Griswald: Bartholomew, it was not a lie! We're in a hospital, and second of all, you're lucky she survived otherwise you would have been in dead meat!
Smithy: Yes it was! You tricked me into coming here!
Lieutenant Griswald: Bartholomew, you don't EVER yell in a hospital!
Smithy: Then I'm going!
Smithy walked off.
Lieutenant Griswald: Stop right there!
Smithy: Never! This hospital is a piece of s***! Try to catch me first!
Lieutenant Griswald: Then you leave me no choice!
Smithy ran away. Enraged, Lieutenant Griswald began to chase after Smithy. 
Lieutenant Griswald: Get back here! We're only here because you pepper sprayed my wife!
Smithy ran out of the hospital.
Smithy: I'm not coming back there to apologize to her!
Lieutenant Griswald: Yes you are!
Smithy saw the police officer. 
Smithy: Help! Police! There's a madman chasing me!
Smithy ran past the police officer and and the police officer halted Lieutenant Griswald.
Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!? 
Lieutenant Griswald: First of all, he's one of my son's enemies! One of my son's enemies is Bartholomew! Second of all, I took him to the hospital because he pepper sprayed my wife!
Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after Bartholomew like that! Also, I was there when I heard what you were going to do to Bartholomew!
Flashback began, as Lieutenant Griswald was crafty.
Lieutenant Griswald: We're going to Kelso's.
Flashback ended.
Lieutenant Griswald: Yes, I get the idea! I had to trick him into going to Kelso's when we were actually going to the hospital!
Police Officer: I understand! There's no need to trick Bartholomew into coming to the hospital all because he pepper sprayed your wife!
Lieutenant Griswald lost his temper. 
Lieutenant Griswald: Right! That's it! This is the last straw! (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!
Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.
Lieutenant Griswald: Noooooooooooo! Who will someone look after my son?!
Police Officer: Don't worry. I'll ask someone to look after your son.
Then the police officer took Lieutenant Griswald away and sent him to the insane hospital. Then Lieutenant Griswald and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed him the ward.
Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to trick Bartholomew!
The police officer left the room. Lieutenant Griswald's expression was now one of sullen rage. His eyes went red with fury, and after a few seconds, he snapped. His entire face reddened, Lieutenant Griswald began to throw a mental breakdown, as he screeched at the top of his lungs like a wild monkey. He pounded and stomped on the floor, then he started to jump crazily back and forth. He battered a wall with his feet for a while. He ran to the door and hanged on to the doorknob, still screaming like a wild monkey.
Back in Smithy's house, Smithy's dad scolded Smithy. 
Smithy's dad: Bartholomew, how dare you escape from the hospital?! And what's worse, you got Gus's father sent to the insane hospital! You made Gus cry, and his friends TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen and Mikey are comforting him. Now Miss Finster has to look after Gus, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Go to your room right now!
Smithy went to this room, crying. 
Smithy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Trivia
Lieutenant Griswald's mental breakdown is inspired by Mojo Jojo's mental breakdown (from the Powerpuff Girls "The Rowdyruff Boys") and Mojo Jojo's mental breakdown is used as Lieutenant Griswald's mental breakdown when Lieutenant Griswald gets put in the ward in the insane hospital
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