Kallian McCain

Kallian McCain is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
A personal bounty hunter for the Black Knight, who'll kill anybody he's ordered to.
==Appearance==
He's a burly half-elf man with tanned skin dressed in classic cowboy gear.
==Synopsis==
===Adongralo - Chapter 7: Devastating Consequences===
The Black Knight gave him a set of bounties concerning a group of mercenaries calling themselves, the Adverse Occult, since they killed one of their allies, Del Wensley. He tracked them down, but found his first two targets, King Dedede and Daddy had been killed already by a bunch of people he later found out were calling themselves the Bognin Ballers, who'd later recruited two other targets: Poetry Pete and Gnonna Go. He continued his search regardless and eventually heard reports of two men, a pig head and a poop head, looking for a witch in a town in the West of Valm. He managed to find them in the abandoned ghost town, Robin Hood, where he wounded them both and began chasing them on his horse. Ray had collapsed unconscious by one of the buildings, where he'd been found by some of the Bognin Ballers, so he approached them, menacingly, explaining that he knew that they Bognin Ballers had killed two of his targets already and have now gathered the rest of them there that very day, so he thanked them, however he assured them that he was going to kill them all. He asked if they had any last words, so Bryeek detailed his traumatic childhood experiences of pushing his balls into his body, which caused the Ranger to explain that was perfectly normal and shouldn't be something he's ashamed about. Bryeek asked him if he could do it, so the Ranger stood up on his horse and pulled down his trousers with one hand, while still pointing his crossbow at the party with the other. He then shoved his ball sack into his body, before inhaling his cigarette and exhaling it as his balls dropped back out, before revealing his "party trick", which was to inhale his cigarette, as his balls went in, then exhaled, as his balls dropped and the smoke came out of his penis. Everyone was impressed, but then a bunch of the local fauna in the abandoned area approached at the whims of the Ranger, who was now preparing himself for battle. Bryeek, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair attacked the Ranger, so he called them meanies and ran away on his horse, while his animal allies approached. Bryeek eventually managed to catch up with him and swung his axe at him, dealing critical damage, but two snakes attacked him and the Ranger shot him clean in the face with his crossbow, but he somehow survived the damage. Billiot the Idiot, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair wanted to help, but a bunch of squirrels were menacingly approaching, alongside another fox, so they were stuck dealing with that problem. One squirrely managed to reach Ray and it bit him, waking him out of his sleep, so he suffocated it in poo, allowing the other three to advance to Bryeek without delay. Bryeek tried ignoring the snakes and was able to hit the Ranger again, even managing to dodge his opponent's whip attack, but the snakes were unrelenting and attacking him more. He looked up at the Ranger to check his condition and saw that he was only mildly bleeding, so he said "this is just like Avengers: Endgame", to which the Ranger corrected him saying, "actually, it's like Avengers: Infinity War". Suddenly, the Nun with Green Hair threw a dodgeball at one snake, while Billiot the Idiot shot the other one with his crossbow, killing them both, allowing Bryeek to retreat alongside them while finishing off his Tesco meal deal to regain some lost health. King Octopus approached to for some extra support, but to everyone's dismay, Hong Kong Phooey arrived - alone. He told Billiot the Idiot what happened, enraging him and all five of them posed dramatically, while the Ranger thought "wow, this is just like the Avengers… wait, does that make me Loki? I'm going to need a minute to think about this." He then pulled out a stone with a rune on it and teleported away.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
Kallian McCain dropped into Double Dinky with Boreas, Felicity Shagwell, Rohiri, and Xi Men, after hearing the Bognin Ballers were there, the party keeping his bounty, the Adverse Occult, safe. McCain brought Xi Men with him for some extra help to stop the Bognin Ballers on their way to Dr. Evil's secret lair. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers. The rest of the Bognin Ballers rushed around the Black Knight Gang members towards the city.
==Trivia==
*Although he hasn't revealed what religion he follows specifically, Tuesday is a holy day in it and he has to be completely free to take a day of rest from work.
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