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social network is the first episode of DJ T!TAN!UM.
== Plot ==
t!tan!um goes to remo's house, when he enters the hose he finds remo and contro typing stuff on their computers, he asks what are they doing on their computers, they tell him that their using a social media called nrek+, and they tell t!tan!um to log on to it, t!tan!um tells them that he dosent havee an account, so remo and contro make one for t!tan!um, he seems to really enjoy it. The next day contro, remo, and t!tan!um show up to their job at the DJ studio, t!tan!um is using nrek+ plus on his phone, remo is suprised at how mutch t!tan!um is enjoying nrek+, contro isn't really suprised since he himself has an obsession with video games, mr. Facto tells them to stop lolly-gagging and get back to work. When everyone's shift is over, t!tan!um tells everyone to friend him on nrek+, the next day, remo, contro and t!tan!um arrive at work, t!tan!um is pissed off becuase his friends aren't giving thumbs up on his posts, he then starts complaining about the fact that most employees there didn't add him as a friend (even though most of them don't know him), after their shifts, remo and contro tell a pscologist that t!tan!um is addicted to nrek+, the psycologist, remo, and contro come to t!tan!um's house and tells t!tan!um that he's got an addiction to social media, t!tan!um ignores him, so the pscoligist tries to delete his account, but he fails and t!tan!um rips his battery out and vaporises him with a "laser", remo and contro are shocked by what t!tan!um did and ask why he whould do such a thing, t!tan!um then reveals that it was his profile doing this, the profile reveals that t!tan!um never liked nrek+ and tried to delete his profile as soon as his friends left, but his profile possed him because the nrek company wants to make as mutch money from advertisements and clicks as possible, so they programmed profiles to hack, and control people who to delete their profiles! the profiles then tell other people about nrek+, after hearing this story, remo and contro the try to delete the profile, but they fail to, remo tries to beat up the profile, but the profile throws grenades all over the place in order to stop remo,the profile then cornorss remo and attempss to kill him, but contro goes to the computer and opens a bunch of tabs to slow down the profile, it works and contro delets the profile, when t!tan!um regains control of his body, his friends tell t!tan!um what happened, t!tan!um dosen't belivee them and starts laughing, he then stops laughing and looks around to see the destruction, and the episode ends with him saying "oh".
== transcript ==
(t!tan!um enters his house)
t!tan!um: that shophie the otter movie was s**t!
(t!tan!um looks at remo and contro)
t!tan!um: hey guys! Did you hear what I said?!
(waves his hand in front of remo)
t!tan!um: HELLLOOO?
(goes to contro and repeatedly hits him on the head)
t!tan!um: what the hell?!
(touches contro's computer)
contro: hey! Don't touch it!
t!tan!um: ok! What are you guys doing?!
remo: we are using nrek+! Just log on!
t!tan!um: what the hell is nrek+?!
(remo and contro both gasp)
contro: you haven't heard of nrek+?!?!
t!tan!um: what is nrek+?!
remo: only the most popular social media website ever!
t!tan!um: how long has it been popular for?!
contro: it's been popular for sutch a long time! 10 minutes to be exact
t!tan!um: ...only 10 minutes...
Remo: "only"? We have to get you an account fast!
t!tan!um: fine...I guess...
narrator: 5 minutes later...
remo: your profile is complete!
contro: post something!
(t!tan!um posts a picture of poop, because he is so mature)
remo: so...what do you think?
t!tan!um: ...THIS IS AMAZING!
contro: YAY! 
remo: we will just leave you alone now, so you can explore the website
narrator: da next day...
(remo and contro arrive at drunk DJ)
remo: were's T!tan!um? I hope he is not late to work AGAIN!
contro: how the hell should I know? He decided to walk instead of taking the train!
(t!tan!um arrives while using his phone)
remo: oh there you are t!tan!um!
t!tan!um: (quickly) hai!
remo: wow! I didn't know you liked nrek+ this mutch!
t!tan!um: guys! Did you thumbs up my post!
contro: no
t!tan!um: pls. Thumbs up my post!
remo: ok, we will do it after work!
mr. Facto: hey! Quit lolly gagging, AND GET WORKING!
remo and contro: yes sir!
(remo and contro walk away)
(mr.facto looks at t!tan!um in anger)
mr. Facto: I SAID GET WORKING!
t!tan!um: ok sir!
(t!tan!um walks away)
narrator: 7 hours later...
(t!tan!um, remo and contro are walking down the hallway of drunk DJ)
t!tan!um: (shouting) EVERYONE! REMEMBER TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND ON NREK+!!!y
contro: jeez! You don't have to shout! Douche!
narrator: da next day...
(remo and contro are at the entrance to drunken DJ)
remo: why did t!tan!um decide to walk instead of taking the train! It's f**king stupid!
contro: I think he is trying to spend as much time on nrek+ as possible! that's why he keeps taking the long path.
(t!tan!um bursts threw the doors in anger)
t!tan!um: WHY THE F**k DIDN'T YOU THUMBS UP MY POST?!?!
remo: UM...
contro: we forgot...
t!tan!um: THATS NO EXUSE!
(t!tan!um goes to a random worker)
t!tan!um: WHY DIDN'T YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND?!
worker: I don't know you!
T!tanium: thatss no excuse!
remo: this has gotten too far!
contro: we need to get him some help!
narrator: seven hours later...
(remo and contro arrive at a pshycologist's office and explain the problem)
remo: so you see, thatss why we need your help!
psycologist: oh my! You defiantly need my help, let's go
( the psycologist, remo and contro arrive at t!tan!um's house)
psycologist: mr. T!tan!um, you seem to be addicted to this "nrek+"
(t!tan!um doesn't Respond)
psycologist: I guess were gonna have to deal with this the hard way...
(the psycologist reaches for the power button on the computer)
(t!tan!um grabs the psycologist's arm and stairs at him with glowing red eyes)
t!tan!um: (demonically) don't you f**kin dear!
(t!tanium rips the psycologist's batter out and vaporises him)
remo: holy s**t...
contro: what the hell is wrong with you?!
t!tan!um: (demonically) I guess I should tell you. You see t!tan!um never liked nrek+, he was lying and he tried to delete his profile almost immeadeatly, I however possed him so he wouldn't delete me, you see I am his profile!
contro: mindf**ked
remo: but how...why...
profile: you see, the nrek company wants to make as much money as possible from ads, and they don't want people to stop using their surface, so they give each profile artificial intelligence, and if the user tries to delete their profile, it takes over, and starts spreading the word to everyone.
remo: we want are friend back!
profile: he Is gone forever!
remo: I'll kill you!
(remo tries to punch the profile, but It grabs him and throws him) 
profile: I am afraid I couldn't let you do that, and it seems you appose me, so I am afraid I can't let you live
(the profile scatters grandes all over the place and they explode)
( the profile then walks up to remo and is ready to kill him)
profile: goodbye, forever! Muhahahaha!
(contro runs to the computer and starts opening random tabs, this causes profile to freeze)
profile: w-w-what, nnnno
(contro deletes the profile)
profile: NOOOOOOOO!
(t!tan!um falls down)
(remo and contro run over to t!tan!um)
(t!tan!um wakes up)
t!tan!um: what the hell happened?
contro: you see
narrator: eleven minutes later...
contro: and thatss what happened
remo: yeah!
t!tan!um: HAHAHAHaha...
(t!tan!um looks around and sees the destruction)
t!tan!um: oh...
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