Toby Hill

Toby Hill is the friendliest person in the whole danged world! What a sweetheart! He was like having a party and then there were men in his computer. How the hecked they get in there? Toby doesn't know! Toby doesn't care! He will jam with you for like an hour and then have dinner. What's he having? I bet it's delicious!
==A Brief History of Toby Hill==
Toby Hill is
*So friendly, oh my God.
*Talks to you because you got inside of his name and inside of his computer. I don't know how you got inside of his name!
*wonders if you're having champagne, and if so, is it the good stuff?
*You got the good stuff?
*Has a family who talk to the people inside his computer with him
*Is from the UK, which means we probably shouldn't have won the Revolutionary War if it meant we lost access to smooth motherfuckers like Toby.
*Will see you in the ether.
*Wants you to KEEP IT PUMPING
*Cutest daughter in the entire world with the most stereotypical British child voice in existence.
==WHOOOO AAAARE YOOOU==
Toby doesn't know!
It's okay, he will still be your friend. He bets you went to like...Toba...Mama...Gamma? He doesn't know.
==Notable Allies==
His like...wife and kids
The Brad Brothers.
The ether.
==KEEP IT PUMPING!!!!==
YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!!!!