Proposed Magical Spells or Objects

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Being set in a world that involves magic, there has been a number of proposed magical spells to aid in horizontal activities. This is a list of those specifically brainstormed/mentioned by either The Golden Threesome on the podcast, or on the Potterotics message board.
==Spells==
* Juicius Limitless ~ Danny, (Squirts So Good)
* Lubos ~ Lyndsay, (Squirts So Good)thumb|220x220px
* Spermicidis Incorpus ~ Danny (Pansy Raid)
* Sexpelliarmus - Used to quickly strip people of clothing. ~ Danny's idea and Lyndsay's word (Sexpellarmus)
* Barus Pubus - A spell to get rid of unwanted body hair (Sexpellarmus)
* Drinkus Shrinkus - Shrinks your flask for easy transport. (New Owl, who Dis?)
* Prolongus Ejaculus - makes you able to hold out for longer before coming. (Prolongus Erectus)
* Prolongus Erectus - makes you come for longer. (Prolongus Erectus)
* Allie and her mother brainstorming: Category 3: Sex Spells (D!ck GIF)
** The Lubeus Labius, Deepius Throatius, Protego Buttholeus, Extendo Genitalo, Engorgus Wangus, Alohomora chastity belt, Boobius Maximus, Levi-o-o-o-sa 
* Spoogify (or Sploogify) ~ Potterotic Teresa A-S (some debate as to effect. Initally proposed as a cleaning charm, it was argued by Chelsea that given the latin roots of the word, it would really cause an excess of splooge.)
* Astro Lubricus - Produces lube that smells and tastes like your favourite things (e.g. Thanksgiving dinner) (Exclusive Daily F#ck Buddy (EDFB))
* Jizzus Infusionus - Makes your jizz smell and taste like your favourite things (e.g. Thanksgiving dinner) (Exclusive Daily F#ck Buddy (EDFB))
== Objects ==
* Magical romance ideas (May the Best Man Win):
** Flowers that grow as she looks at them
** Flower bud pays her a compliment as it opens
** Flower smells like something she loves, like fresh parchment.
** Chocolates that taste like whatever she desires at the time (like dongs)
* Moving tattoos (Prolongus Ejaculus!)
* Allie and her mother brainstorming: Category 2: Sex Toys (D!ck GIF)
** Wonder Wand, Magical Mammory Motorboat, Crotchless Dressrobes, Swish and Lick Sex Syrups (including chocolate frog flavour), Strap-o Enchanto, Black Cat-o-Nine-Tails (Allie did not know that reference and had to Google it. This activity is forcing Allie to learn interesting things about her mother), Hungarian Hornytail Butt Plug, Marvolo Gaunt Cock Ring, Slippery Slytherin Lube (in 6 oz or 12 oz)
* Fly-Pod - Magical equivalent of a tripod, but no need to find an even surface to set it on ("Suck It, Malfoy")
* Spanky Hanky - magical jizz rag that changes colour when its been "used" (Overstarved Libido)
* Floo Roulette - Wizarding world dating "app" (Floo-ty Call)
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