Love Party/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: April 15, 1995
Episode Copyrighted: 1994
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts with Ashley's house, she is in her bed.
Ashley Roberts (With pajamas, all messy hair and no headband): *moans* I'm so sleepy. *yawns*
She hears a knock on the door.
Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* Hello, it's me Lincoln.
Ashley Roberts (With pajamas, all messy hair and no headband): *gets up* Coming. *walks to the front door and opens it*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, hey Ashley.
Ashley Roberts (With pajamas, all messy hair and no headband): I'm tired and I want to get some sleep. *yawns*
Lincoln Loud: Ashley?
Ashley Roberts (With pajamas, all messy hair and no headband): Well, come in. *lets Lincoln in*
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, thanks for all your help.
Ashley Roberts (With pajamas, all messy hair and no headband): No prob, Lincoln.
Ashley's Dad: *offscreen* Ashley, come change your clothes.
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln, I have to change my clothes. *goes back to my own room*
Lincoln Loud: Man, I'm glad I'm here.
The slide transition cuts with Leni in the living room, nervously inching towards her phone on the coffee table.
Leni Loud: *gets nervous* Come on, girl. You can do this...
As she slowly picks up her phone and dials in a phone number. The cellphone rings, and the caller on the other line picks up.
Voice: *on the phone* Hello? 
Leni Loud: *to myself* Finally, it's time to finally ask Jerry out on a date...
Papa John's Employee: This is Papa John's. Can I take your order?
Leni Loud: *realizes my mistake* Oops. Wrong number. *hangs up on the Papa John's employee and dials in another number*
Screen cuts to a person's cellphone rings, and the caller, who's revealed to be Jerry, picks up.
Jerry Pearl: Hello?
Cut back to Leni in the living room, but with Lincoln holding large sheets of paper with dialogue on it in front of her.
Leni Loud: *reads from Lincoln's papers* "Hi, Jerry. How are you doing today?"
Jerry Pearl: I'm doing great, dude. I just got back from my shift at the mall.
Leni Loud: *keeps reading* "I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me for a date on Saturday at 3 at Squidward's house party."
Jerry Pearl: Sure, dude.
Leni Loud: Really?
Jerry Pearl: Of course. Saturday sounds great. Bye.
Leni Loud: *gets excited* Bye. *hangs up; squeals and hugs Lincoln tightly* Thanks so much, Linky! I couldn't have done it without you! Is there anything I can do to repay you?
Lincoln Loud: *strained* Not breaking me in half would be good.
Leni Loud: *realizes something; lets go of Lincoln* I have no dating experience. *gets nervous* What do I do? What do I do?  
Lincoln Loud: This is my friend, Ashley.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: Maybe we could help.
Leni Loud: No offense, Linky, but I'm gonna need help from someone more experienced. Someone like... *gets an idea* Lori! *rushes upstairs* Thanks again, you guys.
Ashley Roberts: *to the viewers* I guess we'll just be at the craft services table, if anyone needs us. *walks off to do so*
Cut to Lori and Leni's room, where the former is trying to paint her toenails like in Sixteen 1/2 Magazine, but she doesn't seem to have gotten it down. Suddenly, Leni bursts through the door.
Leni Loud: Lori, I need your help!
After being surprised by Leni.
Lori Loud: *jumps from fright*
Her hair is now covered in her nail polish, since it slipped out of her hand when she jumped up.
Lori Loud: *irritated* What do you want, Leni? I was in the middle of painting my toenails.
Leni Loud: *observes Lori's toenails* Although, you are having a hard time doing it yourself.
Lori Loud: *sighs* What do you need help with, Leni?
Leni Loud: Oh, yeah. So, I finally asked Jerry out on a date on Saturday at 3, and I need some dating advice. That's why I came to you. Then we can visit Squidward's house at the party.
Lori Loud: Oh, is that all?
Leni Loud: Yeah.
Lori Loud: Alright, just sit down on the bed, and I'll tell you.
Leni Loud: *does so*
Lori Loud: *starts giving her advice* So, the first thing you need to do is act cool, calm, and collected. No matter what, just stay calm. No boys like girls that are hyperactive.
Screen cuts to Leni, with reading glasses, writing some of the information down in a notepad with a cat pen.
Leni Loud: *finishes writing* Ok.
Lori Loud: *takes Leni's cat pen* And you can't act childish around boys on dates. *goes over to the bedroom door and tosses the cat pen out the door*
Screen cuts to Lola in the hallway, drawing in a coloring book, when Leni's cat pen lands near her.
Lola Loud: Eeeee! *takes the cat pen and starts using it in my coloring book*
Screen cuts back to Lori and Leni's room.
Leni Loud: *gasps; glares at Lori* What did Mr. Scampers ever do to you?!
Lori Loud: Leni, *airquotes* "Mr. Scampers" doesn't matter anymore. *pulls out a normal pen* Here. Use this. It's what mature people use.
Leni Loud: *begrudgingly takes the pen*
Lori Loud: *continues with Leni's dating advice* And lastly, you gotta dress for success. *takes out one of Leni's tank tops and khaki shorts* You can wear this for the date.
Screen cuts to Leni writing the information down in her notepad.
Lori Loud: *then hands Leni normal attire*
Leni Loud: *with disbelief* I don't know... It's not my style.
Lori Loud: Says the sister who literally takes my clothes every other day.
Leni Loud: Oh, alright.
Slide transition cut to a montage of Lori teaching Leni how to be like her. Leni progressively passes each trial, but it takes quite a while for her to grasp the concepts. Slide transition cuts to Saturday night at Squidward's house, when Leni is now in Lori's tank top and khaki shorts, as well as a new hairstyle, in front of the latter in their bedroom.
Just think of this for this scenario.
Lori Loud: You're ready now, Leni. *pats Leni on the back*
Screen cuts to Leni and Lori in Vanzilla, driving towards Squidward's house.
Lori Loud: Just remember everything I taught you, and you'll be fine.
Leni Loud: Like, OK.
Lori Loud: *glares at her*
Leni Loud: Uh, I mean, *acts like Squidward* Literally whatever, girl. *hops out of Vanzilla*
Lori Loud: *drives off with the car door still open, from an open window* Let me know how your date goes!
Leni Loud: Okay.
Ashley Roberts: *opens the door feeling excited*
Squidward Tentacles: *disappointed* SPONGEBOB! TOBIAS! More morons have arrived. *walks back in the house*
Tobias Wilson: *slides in* ​​​​​GUYS! GUYS! This party is totally off the hook!
Screen cuts inside of Squidward's House.
Leni Loud: *goes to Squidward's house*
Gumball and Darwin are in the house looking at the party in disbelief.
Bobert, Anton and Banana Joe are dancing while clapping their hands, while Teri and Leslie are playing Tea Party.
Teri from The Amazing World of Gumball: *pours imaginary tea into two cups* Any room for more tea? *pours imaginary tea into Leslie's pot*
Leslie from The Amazing World of Gumball​​​​​​​​​​: Don't mind if I do.
Molly and Rob are playing catch using Patrick as the ball.
Patrick Star​​​​​​​​​​: Whoohoo! This is such fun!
Sussie is eating potato chips with her mouth open.
Gumball Watterson: *unimpressed* This... is a high school party?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, this is Squidward's house.
Darwin Watterson: I know... It's awesome! *runs excitedly* WOOOOO!
Tina Rex: Wanna dance?
Lincoln Loud: Ugh, you go ahead. I'll join you later.
Tina Rex: Okay.
Darwin is playing leapfrog with Idaho.
Clayton: I'm having the time of my life.
The door bell rings.
Miss Simian: *busts down the door* This party is busted!
Some of the students are putting their hands up.
Miss Simian: Busted WIDE OPEN!
Principal Brown: *appears behind her* Busted.
Miss Simian: Now for some real music! *presses one of Juke's buttons*
Dance music begins playing with the scene changing to a neon party. Everyone starts screaming, violently smashing things and raising horn sings with their hands.
Rob and Tobias have lamp shades on their heads, switching them on and off, revealing their brains like an X-ray, Alan attempts to fit himself in with some other balloons, Leslie is dancing with his pot on his head, and Sussie is still eating chips. Screen cuts to Squidward's bedroom.
Squidward Tentacles: *hears the music from downstairs* That annoying music. *goes back to sleep*
Screen cuts back to Squidward's downstairs.
Jamie Russo: Hey, look! I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window!
TV from The Amazing World of Gumball: Please, allow me. *jumps out of the window*
Lizzie the Flower: Yay, ice cream.
Holly Hollerphone: Me too.
Ashley Roberts: I was having so much fun playing sports with my friend the other day.
Jerry Pearl: Dude, why are you talking like that? *notices Ashley's attire* And why do you look so much like Squidward?
Lincoln Loud: *sits down in the booth* If you didn't know, that was literally Spanish for "I don't think so, buddy."
Jerry Pearl: That seemed pretty unlike you, dude. I mean...
Lincoln Loud: Now, where were we, Jerry?
In the background, one of Lincoln's classmates from "Save The Date" from the episode of "The Loud House" shoots a spitball at Ashley's head. He laughs obnoxiously.
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln Loud: *gets up from the chair, then stomps towards Jerry, who then halts his laughing*
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln, what are you doing?
Lincoln Loud: *acts like Squidward* Hey! You think this is funny, moron?!
Jerry Pearl: *anxiously nods "no"*
Lincoln Loud: *acts like Squidward* If you do anything like that just one more time, I'll kick you out of this house!
The boy takes a large step towards the door, then bolts out of Squidward's house.
Lincoln Loud: *acts like Squidward* Hopefully, there'll be no more interruptions.
Jerry Pearl: I don't know how to say this, but... I don't want to be with you anymore.
Ashley Roberts: What?! What did I do wrong?
Jerry Pearl: Leave that to yourself to figure out, Ashley! I'm leaving! *leaves from Squidward's house*
Lincoln Loud: Ashley?
Ashley Roberts: *sniffs* I wanna go home. How could you, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Wait.
Ashley Roberts: *sobs and runs off*
The crowd throws Miss Simian into the air, and she then falls onto the floor.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley! *runs*
Nigel Brown: That's my girl! WOOHOO! *headbutts Patrick*
Patrick Star: *laughs and bounces, then breaks through Squidward's bedroom floor*
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Keep it down over there. I'm trying to sleep.
Patrick Star: Sorry. *laughs and jumps down*
Squidward Tentacles: *growls*
Lincoln Loud: Ashley? Ashley, where are you? Ashley? Ashley? *hears Ashley crying*
Ashley is seen sitting on the bench outside next to Squidward's house crying.
Ashley Roberts: *sobs*
Lincoln Loud: Hello. *sits on the bench next to Ashley* What's the matter, Ashley? Why are you crying?
Ashley Roberts: *sad* Because I wanna go home.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, stay with me.
Ashley Roberts: *sad* It's not fair. Can I go now?
Lincoln Loud: What are you talking about? The party is here. See.
Ashley Roberts: Really?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. Squidward's house right there.
Ashley Roberts: *continues sobbing*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Ashley. You're staying here.
Ashley Roberts: *wipe my tears off* I forgive you. *hugs Lincoln*
Banana Joe: *flies out the window*
He then laughs and runs back inside.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, I'll tidy it up!
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, sure, you're gonna tidy all this up?
Lincoln Loud: Of course! Don't you know I go like this? *makes cartoon sound effects*
Ashley Roberts: Thanks. *sniffs* What's your name?
Lincoln Loud: Lincoln Loud!
Ashley Roberts: *laughs* You don't seem so bad, for a kid.
Screen cuts back to the party, with everyone down and slow music playing in the background. Teri is asleep on the floor with scribbles all over her, Juke is sleeping in a corner with his tape on the floor and its reel extending from the outside of his reader, Sussie is still eating, and Idaho and Banana Joe are dancing slowly with parts of their skin peeled off.
Idaho from The Amazing World of Gumball: Haha! I'm doing the mashed potatoes!
Leslie is lying on the ground facing down, then raises his head, revealing his wrinkled face.
Leslie from The Amazing World of Gumball​​​​​​​​​​: *dry voice* Ahh... Thirsty!
Penny and Hector are dancing together. Gumball and Tina are also dancing unenthusiastically.
Penny Fitzgerald: Hey, how's your date?
Gumball Watterson: *sarcastically* Great. How's yours?
Penny Fitzgerald: Hector's not really my type... Gumball? Do you remember that paper plane?
Gumball Watterson: Umm, oh yeah! "Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?" I wasn't really hungry.
Penny Fitzgerald: No, silly! I was the peanut butter.
Gumball Watterson: What?! Oh, I was supposed to be the jelly, wasn't I?
Penny Fitzgerald: You seriously didn't understand?
Gumball Watterson: Uh, no.
Hector Jötunheim: Hey, Tina! Can I have the next dance?
Tina Rex: You can have this one. *drops Gumball*
Gumball Watterson: Aahh!
Lincoln Loud: *tires to turn on the vacuum cleaner, but it didn't work* Dang it, it didn't work.
Darwin Watterson: Don't worry, I got this. *sucks the messes like a vacuum cleaner, then sucks the damaged sofa and spits it out, then turns it as if it was new*
He then meets with Ashley, Lincoln, Leni, SpongeBob, Gumball and Penny outside the house.
Darwin Watterson: Finished!
Ashley Roberts​​​​​​: Darwin! You're the best kid ever! *to Lincoln* Do you have a girlfriend?
Lincoln Loud: What do I need a girlfriend for?
Ashley Roberts​​​​​​​​​​: This. *hugs Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *whispers* Everything's so clear now.
Ashley Roberts: Is he gonna be alright?
Gumball Watterson: Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine. Uh, Penny?
Penny Fitzgerald: Yes?
Suddenly, the world fades away as Gumball and Penny are surrounded by the vastness of space once again.
Gumball Watterson: Um, I was thinking about the, you know, next party? Maybe you can be the sandwich in my uh, peanut jelly butter... you know what I mean.
Penny Fitzgerald: *giggles* Yeah, I'd love to.
Penny Fitzgerald and Gumball Watterson: *leans in for a kiss*
Only to be interrupted by Richard, who honks the horn repeatedly, abruptly cutting the scene back to reality.
Ashley Roberts​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Gumball, your dad's here.
Gumball Watterson: Oh, well. Time to go... *sadly* I guess. *perks up again* C'mon buddy! *drags Darwin to the car* Thanks for the party! I love you, Penny! *facepalms* What did I say that for?!
Ashley Roberts​​​: Is that really the best we can do?
Penny Fitzgerald: I think he's awesome. *blushes*
Ashley Roberts: So guys, where do we want to go?
Lincoln Loud: The Loud House. That's where we're going.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Leni Loud and Penny Fitzgerald: Yeah.
Ashley Roberts: Hey, where's Patrick?
Patrick Star: *offscreen* I'm here. *walks outside of Squidward's house and eats ice cream* Hey, guys.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Ashley Roberts and Penny Fitzgerald: Patrick!
Penny Fitzgerald: Patrick, where did you get this ice cream?
Patrick Star: I bought it from an ice cream truck. *eats ice cream*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, let's go to the Loud House.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Leni Loud and Ashley Roberts: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Ashley Roberts: *leaves*
Penny Fitzgerald: Okay, bye guys.
Squidward Tentacles: My house is clean.
Penny Fitzgerald: I'll turn the light on. *tries to turn on the light but accidently turns on the hammer switch* Oops.
Squidward Tentacles: Nooooooo!
The giant hammer destroys Squidward's house.
Squidward Tentacles: My house.
Penny Fitzgerald: Well, I'm going home. *leaves*
Squidward Tentacles: *growls*
Screen cuts to Ashley's house.
Ashley's Dad: I missed her a lot.
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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