Episode 59: Turtle's Can't Live On Cheese Alone

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks
=== Prayer ===
Holden
=== Guests ===
Pat Dixon, Amber Nelson
=== News Stories ===
Tennessee student in custody after principal found dead.
Elderly Ohio woman trips, suffocates in recycling bin.
Woman attacked by chimp has new face.
=== Memorable Quotes ===
Kevin- “I feel like I wanna be Holden for a day to know what it feels like to be completely hopeless.”
Holden- “I just wanna take a second, to say to the listeners that if you were offended by that, you’re a fucking f*ggot.”
Jackie- “Imagine Holden’s sweat on top of your sweat.” “I know someone that has slept with you and she said the best part of it was leaving the next day while you were still asleep.”
Ed talking about a Puerto Rican coworker “he said ‘every time I take a shit papi, I get completely naked.”
=== Memorable Mentions ===
kevins birthday
Holdrn says not being able to smoke in bars is r*tarded
=== Memorable Personal Stories ===
Ben’s cat fucker of Iverson Park
=== Segment ===
Fake segment: If you were a fish what would you do? (Barnett says "you've been killin it on the segments.)
real segment: Haunting experiences