My Better Half

My Better Half is the fifth and final of the Love Bites shorts.
==Plot==
Riding in a wooden swan, Petunia and Handy are on a lovely Tunnel of Love ride. All is peaceful until Petunia notices some floating logs on the water stream. Later, Handy sees a swan ride on the shore nearby, sliced in half. Neither of them knows what is going on until Handy gets sliced vertically by a saw on a sawmill right in their path, while Petunia can only scream in horror.
===Ending Tag===
*I think we should split up!
After the ending tag, a sliced Petunia gets thrown onto a pile of already sliced logs.
==Deaths==
*Handy and Petunia (the latter's death off-screen) get sliced in half by a giant sawmill.
==Survival Rate==
*Amount of surviving main characters: 0
*Amount of dead main characters: 2
*Total Rate: 0%
==Destruction==
#Some boats, including Petunia and Handy's boat, were/are cut in half by a buzz saw.
#Handy's hat and tool belt and Petunia's flower and air freshener are cut in half by a buzz saw.
==Goofs==
#It should not be so easy for the saw to cut Handy's helmet, though it is possible that the buzz saw is extremely sharp.
#Handy continues to scream even though his entire body is sliced in half instantly.
#Petunia's bones are not visible when she is sawed in half.
#The insides of Petunia's tail are not seen, making it look as if she has two tails.
#When Petunia is thrown onto the log pile, her tongue is missing.
Category:HTF Shorts Episodes
Category:HTF Love Bites
Category:Valentine's Episodes
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Category:Irregular Episodes
Category:No Survivors
Category:Episodes Starring Petunia
Category:Episodes Starring Handy
Category:Episodes With No Debatable Deaths
Category:No Primary Characters
Category:2012 Episodes
Category:No Injuries
Category:Episodes That Don't Have a Closing Iris
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