A Secret Meeting

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==Summary==
Unregistered HyperCam 2 has his planned meeting with MissingNo.. After trying to communicate through HyperCam himself and a street lamp, MissingNo. finally presents itself physically after some convincing from HyperCam. It claims to be too worried about causing corruptions and hallucinations around other people, which is more likely to happen under stress. When HyperCam suggests working in the kitchen with HOBaRT, MissingNo. is hesitant of the idea, believing HOBaRT would be mad at it after putting him out of commission after his defeat. HyperCam reassures MissingNo. that all the contestants have been completely supportive of one another and that winning the tournament is not as important as it seems.
==Transcript==
*Unregistered HyperCam 2 is sitting on the pier outside of the Gaylord hotel looking over the Potomac river. It’s dusk – the sun is about to set. He is browsing YouTube.*
*The video starts buffering. The page crashes. Then the browser crashes.*
*Unregistered HyperCam 2 looks around. No one is there.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Unregistered HyperCam 2: ANSWER THE QUESTION
*Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2: YES
Unregistered HyperCam 2: WE SHOULD NOT DO THIS
*Silence.*
*Silence.*
*Silence.*
*Silence. A street lamp on the shore starts rapidly flickering. It spells out in binary: GO AWAY*
*Silence.*
*Unregistered Hypercam 2 runs back to the shore and grabs a huge pile of rocks. He begins rapidly throwing them into the lake in all different directions. He sees one that bounces off the water as if it were concrete.*
*The street lamp flashes: NO. WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS*
*The street lamp flashes: YOU CAN DO THAT?*
*Silence.*
*Silence. Then he sees it: a horrid corruption of pixels, bones, and colors slowly crawls out of the water and climbs onto the pier.*
*MissingNo’s pixels shift.*
*MissingNo…smiles?*
*Unregistered HyperCam 2 points at his lens.*
MissingNo.: D O Y O U W A N T T O D I E?
*Unregistered HyperCam2 thinks for a moment.*}}