Ren and Stimpy: Halloween Night

I was an animator on "The Ren and Stimpy Show". I hated it with every bone in my body. John was a psychotic perfectionist. He would scream and throw tantrums like a 5 year old in the studio, he would tear up papers of whole 2 minutes of storyboarding, nothing was good enough for him, so he got kicked off Nickelodeon and we continued without him. But they were even worse, they ran the show to the ground. So on the final day of working there we had to clean out our desks and offices. As I was cleaning out John's original office I found a script shoved into his drawers. A scrapped episode for Ren and Stimpy. As much as I hated the guy, I still liked the memories of what we made when he wasn't a freaking monster. So I took it home with me since well, it's not like he'll come back for it. It was wrinkled and covered with John's own writing and crossed off words. All I put on here for your convenience.
(Theme song) 
(A title card appears with the text saying: "Halloween Night") (Why won't they they let me call it: "Devil's Playhouse!?" Halloween was made in spirit of him originally!)
(Credits play) 
(We cut to a night sky as Ren and Stimpy are dressing up for Halloween) 
Ren 
*Sigh* Halloween night. Dressing up, getting candy... 
(Zoom in on Ren's face as his eyes grow in a deranged look)
Scarring kids for the rest of their pathetic short lived lives! 
(Zooms out) 
What could be even better? 
(Ren dresses up in a occult cloak devil's costume)
Okay, Stimpy! Show me your costume. 
(Stimpy walks in with nothing on) 
Ren
(Facepalms) 
Your killing me man. What are you dressing as!? 
Stimpy
I'm being...myself! 
(Stimpy holds a sign to the camera saying: Be yourself) 
SFX. Kids cheering 
(Ren looks at the camera confused, then looks back at Stimpy) 
Ren 
Wait! You can dress as an idiot! 
Stimpy 
How does one dress as an idiot? 
(Ren dashes off as metal and wood fling on screen as Stimpy stretches out his body to avoid the passing by material) 
(Ren walks back on camera with a giant Stimpy costume)
Stimpy 
But, that's me! 
Ren 
Exactly. You my friend...are an idiot. 
(We cut to a empty dark street as Ren and Stimpy walk house to house) 
Stimpy
Is it just me, or is this Halloween, very...empty?
Ren
I can't believe it! For once in your miserable life you were right about something!
(The two knock on a door)
Ren & Stimpy
Trick or treat!?
(The door opens with nobody there)
Voice
Welcome.....
(Cut to close up shots of Ren and Stimpy; sweat pouring down their faces like a waterfall; eye wide open)
Ren
Hello, Mr. Voice! Do you have candy or nah!?
(beat)
Voice
(Puzzled): Uhhh....boo?
Ren
Yep, he's clueless! Let's go to the next house! (They can't take me away from my creation! I gave them their fame! Without me, they're pitiful!)
Voice
Wait! Wait! I am so lonely here! Waaaiiit!
(The two close the door on the voice; the two continue walking down the empty road)
Stimpy
Huh, we have not passed by a single house since that last one. (I'm too tired to make any drawings of houses. I need to do it because all of my employees never see my vision! I don't know what I pay them for!)
Ren
Mhm...maybe if we had went the way I asked us to go, we wouldn't be in this dead empty place!
Stimpy
I guess, but I'm not you, Ren! I don't think the same way you do!
Ren
That's why you follow exactly what I do! So you learn my thoughts!
(The two keep walking with the road cutting off; the background turns pitch black with only Ren and Stimpy visible)
Ren
Now there's nothing! Empty. Empty as my dreams and hopes. I reach for the highest success. But now, it's weakened to where I am just begging for what remains.
(They refuse to follow me if I leave! I will punish them! They will suffer for what they do to me!)
(I don't know what's wrong with me! I go to bed and wake up being told that I dressed up as Ren threatening to shoot the CEO of Nickelodeon if I am banned! Could this show...be getting to my head? No! Who am I kidding? They are lying! I need to finish this episode to prove my grit! I won't let them tell me what to do!)
(Suddenly, the background returns with everything back to normal)
Stimpy
Phew! The streets are back! Now, how do you walk, Ren?
Ren
Huh!?
Stimpy
I need to become like you! Act like you! So first step. walk like you!
Ren
Well uhhh, let's see. Like this!
(Ren walks in a very crooked and clumsy way as his hands curve like a capital L)
Now you!
(Stimpy walks exactly like Ren and he smiles)
Ren
You are finally me!
(See how easy it is? When you act on my vision! It's easier for me and you!)
(I don't know what's happening! I hear Ren in my head! He is talking to me. He's encouraging me! Unlike everybody I met! He tells me to follow my dreams!)
(The two friends swim in a pool filled with production crew, cast and special effects members carrying the two as their eyes turn into dollars.)
(Credits rolls)
(How did I screw it up!? I gave Nickelodeon a "happy ending" and they didn't like it at all! Who cares if the ending is: "Out of nowhere"!? Ren is my creation!)
(One, one bullet will finish it! One bullet will wipe out my enemies! The studio, Billy West, my crew, everyone that doubts me!)
(I am going insane, aren't I? I can't kill them! No, I can't, I won't! Why won't you leave me alone!? Get out of my head, Ren! I have gone to far for me to stay here! I need to work somewhere else, without you, my child!)
(I am hiding this from everyone! Nobody needs to know what I planned to do! I am sorry to everyone for what I have done! But I can't stay. He's pulling me! Pulling me to do horrible things...I need to hurry before he convinces me to! Farewell!)
I finished reading. All that was left was a drawing of Ren saying: "I will always be here, no matter where you go, I will always make my way to you, my little "Eediot"!
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