Bonkle

Category:Characters
Category:Alliance
Category:Gnome
Category:Rogue
== Name ==
Bonkle Toastbucket.
== Physical Appearance ==
Short. Gnome. Helmet. Tuxedo. And that's all you need to know.
== Guild ==
Deeprun Tram Tech. 
== Occupation ==
Mechgineer. Technician. Socializician. Employer.
== Random Stuff About Bonkle ==
Smell
Bonkle is very keen on his 'Anti-Smell Helmet'. A complete head-covering helmet, designed to keep all the nasty smells out that penetrate his nose while in a big city. Those smells usually meaning Night Elves. You see, when you've been working in the dark moist tunnels of the Tram for the larger part of your life, your nose becomes very sensitive to smells that aren't for example rats. And Night Elves, coming from the opposite of dark moist tunnels, smell to Bonkle like the back-end of a very large kodo, half an hour after it's just eaten a whole lot of rotten eggs.
Y3
Bonkle has created a mechanical device designed as a miniature version of a yeti, named Y3. It sometimes follows him around, and only has one main purpose. To store his Extra Special Double Ratted White Sauce Filled Cream Cheese Sandwich in. Or 'YUM-Y' for short.
Other people have called this sandwich 'Bloody disgusting', or 'Abomination of life'.
Bonkle thinks those people are very strange, since no blood or stitches are (usually) involved in the making of this sandwich. Except on sundays, when Times are always Strange.
== To Close Things Off ==
In short, Bonkle is weird. That is, he's weird if you're not a Toastbucket. He's perfectly sane if you are, but then again, you'd probably find yourself in a room with padded walls at least once in your life.
If you see a gnome wearing a helmet in a tuxedo with a spanner and a mechanical yeti by his side, you have only one option that'd benefit you:
1. Run like hell.
All the other options generally tend to lead to him talking to you. And most people want to avoid that at all costs.