George Liquor, American Theme Song (Johnsonverse)

The "George Liquor, American Theme Song" is the theme song used at the beginning of every episode of George Liquor, American. It was created by John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, and Tim Johnson, and is performed by George Liquor with an interjection from Bobby Water.
==Description==
The opening begins with a shot of George Liquor's house. George welcomes the audience and introduces Jimmy the Idiot Boy, Dirty Dog, and Ernie and Slab, as well as Bobby Water. He turns on the TV with the aforementioned characters (minus Bobby) next to him, segueing into the title card.
==Lyrics==
George: Hello, I'm George Liquor, American. Come on in!There's my nephew, Jimmy!He's mentally bankrupt.Here's our dog, Dirty Dog!You don't want him to erupt.Whoa! It's Slab and Ernie,My other nephews!And that wimpy liberal pinko, Bobby Water.Bobby: I'm glad I'm not you.George: Shut up, Water. Now, let's watch some goddamn cartoons.
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