Pigs Don't Fly

an adventure starring Simmond, Wing, and Balpetor. 
Setting: Fefferle Porcine Products (a pig farm on the border of Niqamui and Rhett's Wood)
Tweet: How does one man steal 120 pigs in one night? Simmond, Wing, and Balpetor pursue their bounty to solve this pig farm mystery and discover a worldwide threat! #Firebreathingkittens #Dnd #murdermystery 
Non Player Characters: 
* Nulisag
* Jennifer Lelievre
* Cyrus Miller
* Yasuhiro Singh
* Myrtle Anderson (deceased before the start of the episode)
Plot Summary: 
Simmond, Wing, and Balpetor enter Nulisag's office where Jennifer, an attorney of Niqamui, has set an important bounty quest. Cyrus Miller, a corrupted town guard has killed 120 pigs and is selling their carcasses for profit. The party is sent to Fefferle Porcine Products Ranch to capture Cyrus alive where the pigs were first gone missing. 
The party arrives at the ranch and enters a high-end ranch house. Within the ranch house, a dwarf wearing a white suit named "Yasuhiro Singh" ,or Yas for short, greets the Firebreathing Kittens and retells the situation. The ranch is vacant besides Yas and a server, but clues around the ranch could still be about on where the pigs and Cyrus could have gone. Yas also discreetly tells the party to find the general manager of the farm Myrtle Anderson whose also gone missing during the times of the missing pigs 2 days ago. 
Wing begins to recall meeting Yas from his early childhood remembering Yas as a bad man. Wing asks Balpetor to distract Yas while burning the ranch house on fire with his magical fire bazooka. During the chaos, Balpetor rescues Yas and brings him out of the burning house while Simmond uses a powerful water spell to eliminate the ranch fire to rescue the entrapped Wing. During Wing's rage, Balpetor knocked back some sense into Wing by using a decanter of endless water. 
After remembering what they were here for, the party heads to a metal silo where Balpetor searches for clues within. He enters the top most part and jumped in resulting in drowning in pig fodder. Simmond, of course, comes to the rescue again to save Balpetor with rope while Wing opens a bottom latch that drained the Silo leaving waste upon the ranch. 
After the party left the messy site, they headed to 3 long rectangular buildings where two of the 3 contained live pigs. However, the empty one contained no pigs but a bloody hoof print possibly belonging to a pig. 
Nearby, the party finds a trampled path leading to a cornfield. While investigating with plants, Wing and Balpetor spot Cyrus flying high in the sky using Boots of Flying staring at a nearby forest. After a failed and violent negotiation with Simmond, Cyrus retreats towards the forest in search of "something" before it was too late. The party follows heading into the woods. 
With Wing's excellent trail hunting, the party found themselves upon a withered tree. It is discovered that the ground is a mixture of feces and water that killed the tree. To the party's surprise, the tree sprung to life as an undead tree and attacked the party heavily injuring Nugget and Balpetor. Simmond, to the rescue once again, casts polymorph to turn the tree into a blue jellyfish. The party retreats from a safe distance while Simmond's bond fire he casted earlier devours the helpless tree. 
Cyrus appears and shouts at the party of the mistake they've done. Confused, undead pigs attracted to the commotion surrounded the party. Everyone barely escapes climbing nearby trees shooting projectiles until only 1 pig remained. Realizing Cyrus's innocence at trying to stop the zombie pigs from being a danger to the city of Niqamui, they bring one undead pig to town to prove their case. It is later found out that Myrtle was devoured by the zombie pigs and a mysterious Ekenblim dust has been contaminated amongst all food sources in Niqamui, possibly causing everyone to be infected by this mysterious disease including our adventurers! 
Memorable Quotes:
Simmond to Cyrus in an attempt to negotiate: "I caress his cheek.".Yas to Wing: "Have we met before?"Wing whispering to Balpetor to distract Yas: Wing: "Balpetor, can I ask you a favor?"Balpetor: "Anything for Glory."Wing: "Yes, it's for...glory."
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