Squidward Writes a Bestseller

Squidward Writes a Bestseller
Feeling discouraged with the progress on his new writing, Squidward decides to throw in the towel until Plankton becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list.
Season: 9 Episode: 6
Total Episode Count: 153
Prod. no.: 8ACX07
Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Plankton
Also Appearing: SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, Karen, Bob Bobber, Mayor Johnny East, Sharhooz, Kelly, Jan, Spuds MacKenzie, Renee Zellweger, Bill Maher, Arianna Huffington, Dana Gould, Melanie Griffith
Plot: Squidward recieves all of the unsold copies of his book, Faster Than the Speed of Love, convincing him to give up writing. When he's angry about a self-help book that made the top of the New Yorks Times Bestseller List, Plankton encourages him to write one of his own. Squidward cranks out a new book, Wish It, Want It, Do It in under four hours and through Plankton's contacts, the book becomes a success. Squidward hires Plankton to become his publicist, but when the fame goes to his head, Squidward becomes over-bearing and fires Plankton. On Real Time with Bill Maher, Squidward starts talking down to the guest panelists until he wakes up from Bill Maher and admits his book is crap. Embarrassed, Squidward halfheartedly apologizes to Plankton, continuing to blame him for what went wrong. Realizing this is as "good" of an apology as he is getting, Plankton remarks that Squidward can't write.
==Cutaways==
#Johnny gets a laugh III
#Quiet as a guy in a coma
#Melanie Griffith
#Spuds MacKenzie
#Penguin Publishing
#Russian Grandma
==Trivia==
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==Rating==
TV-14: DLS
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