The Lord of Awsum

The Lord of Awsum (whose real name was Ragmeesh Oompaloompa) was an Indian spiritual guru and the self-proclaimed lord of all that is awesome. He managed to brainwash everyone into thinking he was more awesome than The Awesome One.
==History==
He was born in 1956. In 1989, he started up a pyramid scheme/mystic healing method company called AwsumWay.
In 2009, he was the winner of a contest held and rigged by Super Shadow and everyone thought he was more awesome than The Awesome One. As a result, Shadow took him to the UnOmniversal Void. Even after Super Shadow left, the Lord of Awsum stayed in the Void. He managed to even talk to Wario a few times, and convinced him (with money) to join his scheme in 2011. After that, The Awesome One became just The One because of a marketing campaign. The Awesome One being sad started doing a form of yoga that was designed by the Shadow to try and kill him. He started bragging about how great it was to "try" and become awesome again. After a few weeks, Chuck Norris told him that he was actually The Awesome One, and that he let Shadow rig the contest.
The Lord of Awsum would fall after this after he was exposed for not being awesome, and divided himself by zero out of fear.
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