Sonic and Crash: The Lost Hex (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Sonic and Crash: The Lost Hex written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "The Party/The Set-Up".
==Plot==
(Back at Mobius in Green Hill Zone at Sonic's house, Sonic is playing with a paddle ball attracted with a ball, Tails painting a picture of Angel Island and Knuckles lifting up weights in the sofa)
*Sonic: Jeez, this is getting so boring. Where is the real stuff?
*Tails: Sonic, we been inside all night long.
*Sonic: All night long? Give me a break. I can make a high score out of a paddle stick. *hit the paddle ball with the paddle stick*
*Tails: Don't hit it too much. You'll be dizzy as a dribble.
*Knuckles: *stop lifting the weights* Gosh! It's too much. Maybe we can throw a party.
*Sonic: A party? Like a celebration?
*Tails: Yes. That.
*Sonic: A wild party in the making. Sweet. Tonight is going to be our night. We can throw many water balloons, swing with the hoops and make a taco salad with chopped up olives on top.
*Tails: We hope to make the best wild party than any party we have thrown in our high school years.
*Knuckles: Forget college. We can throw a real boozer with a big party diet.
*Sonic: You guys want any drinks? What can I offer you?
*Tails: Anything.
*Sonic: In all?
*Knuckles: We're still planning. Also, we need food for our party.
*Sonic: Chili dogs are always a first choice to set up a big party.
*Tails: You gotta have people too.
*Sonic: People? What people?
*Knuckles: Our friends!
*Sonic: Right. I can bring many friends I like to chill with the genesis life. I'll get Amy, Cream, Big, Shadow. No, not Shadow. He already came for thumb wrestling last week when I lost that thumb wrestling match to Shadow.
*Knuckles: Sonic, you're right. How about we bring the gang in. You know people like Amy and Cream. They can come to the wild party too.
*Sonic: The gang? Really? That's bringing in the teams like Team Dark and Team Chaotix. We're not taking it too far with the teams.
*Tails: You don't have to take it seriously. Just bring the gang over and we'll set up everything we planned.
*Sonic: Alright. That should do with the round-up. When i'll warp around the world, you go set up the party like it's Christmas greetings in December.
*Tails: We heard you bro.
*Knuckles: Good luck on your way on bringing everyone in.
*Sonic: I'll be back. First up, Shadow. *throw a ring to warp to the G.U.N. station*
*Tails: Let's prepare everything.
*Knuckles: *shook head as yes* Mmm-hmm.
(At the G.U.N. station, Shadow, Rouge and E-123 Omega are in the training room as the Commander greet them after a long mission around the world)
*Commander: Shadow, Rouge and Omega. I am very proud of you. Great job tracking down those terrorists in Afghanistan.
*Shadow: I was going to ride solo, then you guys forced me to beat up those criminals in the desert.
*Rouge: You should have thank us for helping you.
*E-123 Omega: We're a great team.
*Commander: I should reward you a new badge for your courage and heroism.
*Rouge: Ha! Told you, we're being honored as heroes.
*Shadow: I should have been a Sonic Hero in the first place when I got my hands on that Metallix robot months ago.
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* Hello Team Dark!
*Commander: What are you doing here?
*Shadow: Sonic, not now. You can't be in here.
*Sonic: Guys, we're going to throw a massive wild party at my house. You're all invited to come.
*Shadow: Ugh, another party.
*Rouge: Really?
*Sonic: What? You got some serious business to work on at your work?
*E-123 Omega: There are no errands at the moment.
*Sonic: Good. Then you should all come to my party at my house.
*Shadow: Alright. We'll be there. Do not get mad when we leave early.
*Sonic: Trust me, you'll never will. I'm going to pick up Team Rose and invite the rest in the other places. *throw a ring to open a portal to the beach*
*Commander: *check his watch* Perfect timing for my lunch break. I'm making pizza rolls for lunch.
(At a beach, Amy is seen slamming a big shell with her hammer as Cream and Cheese make sand castles in the sand with Big holding Froggy while sitting in the bench)
*Amy: Gosh. These shells are like the biggest in size. Never seen those shells get washed up on shore.
*Cream: How sweet of a castle. It's sand, but in castle form.
*Cheese: *place shells on the sand castle* Ta ha.
*Cream: You're so cute Cheese. Made me think of cream cheese spreading on bagels, don't you think Big?
*Big: What? What happen? What's going on? Is there a emergency?
*Cream: No Big. We're just wondering if you're okay.
*Big: Oh yes. No problems, no cracks, no booby traps and no missing out on the latest fish swimming in the sea. I still got Froggy with me without escaping for a third time in a single week.
*Froggy: *make frog noises*
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* It's always sunny in Mobius.
*Amy: Hey Sonic. Check it out. We found the biggest shells on the block.
*Sonic: Ooh. Big. I'm going to throw a wild party at my house. Wanna come?
*Amy: Are you having friends over?
*Sonic: Yes. You're all welcome to come if you like. Just grab your rings and warp out.
*Cream: We're definitely going.
*Big: I'm taking Froggy with me.
*Sonic: Good luck. Don't miss out on the party or be late.
*Amy: We were never late on a party.
*Sonic: Just saying. I gotta invite more people over to my house.
(At Emerald Hill Zone, Sally and Honey explore through the jungle while dodging through rocks and lily pads by landing on the ground)
*Sally: It's like going to a safari all over again.
*Honey: This jungle is like....magnificent.
*Sally: It may sound Hawaiian, but this zone is as big as Green Hills.
*Honey: It's always a jungle out there, Sally.
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* Sally, Honey!
*Sally: Heya Sonic.
*Honey: The sun out there is hot, but we're in the jungle where we get to have lot more shade.
*Sonic: Ah. Fascinating. You girls are welcomed to come over to my house for a party.
*Sally: Interesting. One of those days, you throw a party with all of your friends and they get to talk about you for your empathy.
*Honey: What time the party starts?
*Sonic: Tonight. You're all coming in early before the sun goes down.
*Sally: Better than coming in late.
*Honey: At least, we're not in a workplace where we have to clock ourselves for the force field.
*Sonic: In the meantime, i'm going to pick up Silver and Blaze in another world.
(At Blaze's world on Seagull Beach, Blaze, Marine, Silver and the Coconut Crew are chilling by standing and talking in a conversation during their free time)
*Silver: And I thought my future was a messed up reality until it was stored to its peaceful state.
*Colonel: We're very proud of you Silver for fighting against your future.
*Silver: I gotta get back on track on catching up with the clients at my time.
*Blaze: The Sol Empire must be really proud of me after all the braveness I done to this world.
*Tabby: You own this world Blaze. It's always yours.
*Marine: I have high hopes for you Blaze. Best princess and savior in the planet.
*Blaze: Uh, thanks Marine? You have my respect.
*Marine: As always.
*Silver: We should at least hang out in the cove and grab ourselves a milkshake at the fruit stand.
*Blaze: Silver, milk is a dairy drink. The fruit stand is full of drinks made from fruits like apples and bananas.
*Silver: What about a slush? Can a slurpee count too as well?
*Blaze: Get real Silver. You must be mistaking a fruit drink for a milkshake.
*Silver: Then why do we always get strawberry milk every year during our hang outs?
*Blaze: Just grab yourself a banana smoothie for now.
*Silver: Thanks a lot. I don't know how many bananas i'm going to hold up after creating this combo smoothie flavor beverage.
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* Whoa, Marine. Long time no see. I didn't know you were here with Blaze and Silver.
*Marine: Sonic, it been a while. Are you still on vacation?
*Sonic: No. I didn't go on vacation for like a year. I was going to pick you up for a party i'm holding.
*Marine: Oh. I just got out of vacation to work with the Coconut Crew once again.
*Colonel: We're always happy to help her.
*Tabby: At least, she deserve another break.
*Silver: We'll be coming in for the big show.
*Blaze: It's a party, silly.
*Silver: Hanging out, if you want to name it.
*Marine: We're in.
*Sonic: I hope you enjoy the fun at my house. You still borrow a few rings around the world to warp yourselves to other places, right?
*Blaze: We have the rings, Sonic. We'll be okay warping after another.
*Sonic: Sweet. Then I must continue my journey on finding more people before the party.
(At Landslide Limbo, Mighty, Ray and Bark watch over the gear-like cylinders burst out as the rocks crumble apart through tiles.)
*Mighty: Rocks are really shaking up.
*Ray: It always happen in Landslide Limbo.
*Bark: Talk about the rocks in here. Let me show you how it's done. *smash a rock*
*Mighty: Ha ha ha. You can really smash a rock.
*Bark: The Earth's love to shake up things. I can shake up a bit better. *smash another rock*
*Ray: Awesome dude.
*Mighty: You can really beat Vector in arm wrestling.
*Bark: I'm going to wait and see to kick Vector's score of arm wrestling if he was here.
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* Familiar faces.
*Mighty: Yo, Sonic.
*Ray: You look sharp. Did you just came out of a ring?
*Sonic: Oh, yes. Straight from warping through places to pick one of you guys up.
*Bark: Where are you taking us?
*Mighty: To a sky fair?
*Sonic: No. I'm throwing a party.
*Bark: A party? No way. We'll be there.
*Mighty: We're going in, no matter what.
*Ray: What time your party starts?
*Sonic: Now. Dinner time is when the sun is down.
*Bark: Oh great. After all of your adventures around the globe, you really deserve a celebration.
*Sonic: Sweet. Now I need to pick up one of the last guys before I go back home.
(At Vector's house, Vector, Espio and Charmy are chilling in the living room as Charmy pass out a bunch of rings to Vector and Espio)
*Vector: What it is Charmy? What does rings got to do with it?
*Charmy: Look at all the rings we collected on our adventures.
*Espio: You really gotta hold them like it's your favorite thing.
*Vector: I collected more things than anybody on Mobius and Earth.
*Charmy: You're pretty tough for a crocodile.
*Vector: I am a crocodile, not a alligator.
*Espio: But you're still a alligator to me.
*Vector: Give me a break! I'm always a crocodile. What do you expect?
*Espio: You're a fierce crocodile. Just think about all the hard work you have done in the office.
*Vector: Dang! You always want me to get the hang in the game. I always wanted a computer room. But it turn out to be a office like most workplaces!
*Charmy: You still own a laptop.
*Vector: So? I run the business I own with all my peers and co-workers who made a boss proud like me.
*Espio: You, sir. Own like two programs. The workout program and the coding program.
*Vector: They can't mess with the croc. When the charts go up like gas, that's on me.
*Sonic: *show up from a ring* Hey hey hey, look who's here.
*Vector: Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. What's up?
*Sonic: Looking good.
*Espio: I thought you were coming out of the ring with a nice smile on your face.
*Vector: He always does that. I can even see him smile after defeating one of Eggman's Badniks.
*Sonic: If you guys are the last ones in to pick up, then you're going to the party.
*Espio: It's the life of a party.
*Charmy: Bring in the honey.
*Vector: Good thing Eggman isn't invited all along or that Metal Sonic robot. What about the other two robot henchmen he work for? Are they coming? Nope. They stink. They aren't welcome to any party we throw.
*Sonic: Never say never. If you ask me. Plus, we're about to get started with the gathering.
*Espio: What kind of party are you going to throw?
*Sonic: You know. Friends hanging out, chilling and acting wild like teenagers in the colleges.
*Vector: Bring it on. I'll rock this party out.
*Espio: A whole lot of celebration in our gloves.
*Charmy: It's gonna shine like bees.
*Sonic: We're getting started. Time must be ticking us up with a premiere.
(All of Sonic's friends are together in the house as Tails and Knuckles done preparing by setting up the balloons as most of Sonic's friends are already here with chips and grapes on the table. Sonic and Team Chaotix have arrived through a ring portal to give them the news.)
*Sonic: I'm back! Once again.
*Tails: You're back.
*Knuckles: That was quick.
*Amy: Glad you came.
*Shadow: Oh man. It look like you're causing trouble.
*Sonic: Trouble? What trouble? I never cause trouble in here. Right everyone?
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Vector: Man, they're really messing with you.
*Mighty: They be crushing for a brushing.
*Sonic: Everyone, chill! There is no need to panic on a friend gathering hang out, like in Friendsgiving.
*Cheese: *confused*
*Froggy: *make frog noises*
*Big: It's okay Froggy. It's just the sound of people.
*Sonic: I got some good news to tell. You're all here for a reason and thank you all for coming for this special invitation I never expect to see all of you guys.
*Silver: Uh, you brought us here for a reason.
*Sally: You invited us over.
*Espio: Yeah. What about the greetings?
*Sonic: You know what? Tonight, we are going to party like mobians!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*E-123 Omega: Celebrations in Green Hills!
*Rouge: Our party will rock and roll.
*Marine: Just like climbing on trees.
*Sonic: Welcome to the party. Feel free to talk, grab some snacks and chat along. Also, throw as many rubber balls as you can.
*Tails: Sonic, we worked hard on decorating everything. How do you feel about this?
*Sonic: *see all the decorations looking like a birthday room* What? It's not my birthday. Why is this theme dedicated to birthdays?
*Knuckles: We don't know what theme we could use. We ran out of ideas to think of a theme for our party. We have to use the birthday theme to make sense.
*Sonic: Oh man. I shouldn't tell you to decorate in the first place. Themes don't make sense in friends' hang out days or barbeques.
*Knuckles: We had a barbeque at Crater Lake National Park months ago.
*Sonic: Yeah, but we were camping with Crash and the company.
*Amy: Sonic, come join us. We're going to have a meeting.
*Sonic: I'll be there! You guys take care. I'm going to go talk to Amy and the ladies.
*Tails: Sonic.
*Knuckles: What about our benefits?
*Everyone: *Sonic, Amy, Marine, Blaze and Cream talk together with Silver, Espio, Mighty, Ray and Big watching Bark and Vector do arm wrestling with the others throwing darts on the target to cherish their scores*
*Bark: *arm down on Vector's hand* Rawr!
*Mighty: Yeah Bark! You did it!
*Ray: You are amazing!
*Vector: Oh come on! I almost beat you.
*Bark: You're not fast for nothing.
*Vector: I am faster than you! What do you expect?
*Bark: You're not Sonic. You're Vector, the crocodile.
*Vector: Well, I should have been reincarnated as a hedgehog in the first place if I was ever reborn.
*Sonic: When I got my hands on that Metal Sonic for the first time, he was faster than a toy machine. I knock him out through outer space as I take down Eggman's battle bot in the process.
*Amy: You're always the greatest hero Mobius ever needs.
*Cream: And I thought superheroes don't wear capes.
*Marine: Not all heroes wear capes.
*Silver: Tell me about it. My future used to have heroes wearing capes and knocking out one of the biggest baddest tyrants destroying the buildings in the deadly city of all.
*Blaze: The first time I met Sonic, we were on a rush.
*Sonic: I even met Blaze's friends when i got washed up shore on Seagull Beach where I first met Marine the Raccoon.
*Marine: Time flies on memories.
*Sonic: I'll be straight outta the bandwagon when I get my hands on the roller coaster.
*Silver: You didn't expect to snowboard on a green hil, did you?
*Sonic: What? No. Never did snowboard when there's no snow on a green hill.
*Blaze: Just watch your speed.
*Sonic: You always tell me to watch my speed. I'm a fast hedgehog. Do you think i'm some kind of snail who can speed up in races?
*Silver: You're just on the go mate. Look into the limit when you look at both sides of the road.
*Sonic: I never crashed a car before, am I right?
*Vector: Hey! I'm getting kinda hungry in here. Where's the food?!
*Sonic: Food? I gave you chips and grapes.
*Espio: Those are appetizers. You said you have everything in your house.
*Sonic: Uh, Tails and Knuckles. Did you bring them any dinner?
*Tails: No.
*Knuckles: We can't even cook everything in one shot.
*Sonic: Huh? Come on you guys. You owe me better. Why didn't you set up the perfect party when you miss out one thing a party always does?
*Tails: Why not order something from the drive-way?
*Sonic: You mean like drive-thru? I know what I can order.
*Big: We need dinner!
*Cream: We're running out of chips and grapes here. There's no enough food left for us to try out without all of our meals being served in.
*Sonic: Sorry for the delay. I'm really going to order you guys some dinner. What do you guys want?
*Shadow: Don't care. Order us a drink.
*Sonic: A drink? Shadow, that's a side for a meal.
*Shadow: I'm not typically hungry if I change my mind for a sandwich.
*Sonic: Sandwich. Got it. What should we order?
*Ray: A pizza on the go?
*Sonic: Not a sandwich type. Give me some recommendations.
*Ray: Seriously? Now I want a pizza sandwich!
*Sonic: Whatever. Tails.
*Tails: Meh Burger?
*Sonic: Nope. It's already closed. They always closed at seven. They used to close at ten, but they changed to seven a decade ago.
*Knuckles: Sonic Drive-In.
*Sonic: Ha! That's my name. I can't go to a place where my name is there and all of my fans would cherish me with fan art and action figures. *laugh*
*Sally: Try Burger Princess. It's easier.
*Sonic: Burger Princess? Is there actually a burger princess from the Food World?
*Sally: It's a restaurant like Wendy's.
*Honey: It's like Burger King. But it's actually a Burger Princess. You should go there. They always open 'til midnight.
*Sonic: Ah ha. I'm going to order everything for you guys at Burger Princess. What do you guys want?
*Rouge: Whatever you order for us.
*E-123 Omega: I will do all the cleaning and preparing during your dinner time.
*Sonic: Jeez, Omega. You sir are like a maid, but as a big robot helper.
*Shadow: Don't mock our teammate like that, punk hog.
*Sonic: Sorry. I didn't meant to mock him like that. I didn't mean to say it in the first place.
*Shadow: Your attitude isn't welcome to our team.
*Sonic: *taunt Shadow* Whatever Shadow. You are not being yourself as always.
*Knuckles: Ignore him bro. Just listen to what Tails is gonna say.
*Tails: I have a question. What do you guys want to order?
*Blaze: Whatever we order.
*Rouge: I just said that.
*Blaze: I said it first!
*Marine: What about our dessert?
*Silver: You can't have Burger Princess without a drink.
*Charmy: It doesn't get epic on a meal time.
*Espio: Hurry up with our orders. It's getting late.
*Vector: I want a chicken sandwich!
*Sonic: Burger restaurants have chicken sandwiches and yes, I'm going to order one of you guys foods. Also, where is Burger Princess located in?
*Tails: It's actually located on San Francisco of Earth.
*Sonic: It's close where we faced Metallix with Crash Bandicoot, but it was in Los Angeles where Hollywood was a part in the history of movies.
*Knuckles: The world is telling you man. You gotta go get us some meals.
*Sonic: I'm on my way. I'll be back.
*Tails: Good luck out there Sonic.
*Knuckles: Don't crash on your way out.
*Sonic: Trust me I won't. I'm ready late for anything. *wink a eye*
(Sonic jump through a ring portal to San Francisco as he stop by a drive-thru to Burger Princess with a mascot statue with a voice speaker as Sonic got in the line in the drive-thru as he is the only one standing)
*Sonic: No line. Interesting. I didn't know this place got a Burger Princess like the princess of all burgers. Get a load of this.
*Burger Princess: *voice* Hello. Welcome to Burger Princess. How may I take your order?
*Sonic: Say. What do you like about being a burger princess?
*Burger Princess: *voice* What? I didn't get that. Can you repeat your order?
*Sonic: Have you ever thought about leading your French fries and stepping on pickles with a bunch of veggie burgers on the farm?
*Burger Princess: *voice* That is a funny joke. I like your comedian act right there. Do you got a order, sir?
*Sonic: How fast can a burger go? Can it go fast than a chicken wing or a buffalo leg?
*Burger Princess: *voice* Uh? A chicken wing.
*Sonic: Why did the burger cross the road?
*Burger Princess: *voice* Cause their fries are not done.
*Sonic: Whatever. I better be on the go. See ya. *run off*
*Burger Princess: *voice* Hello? Anyone there? Never mind. No cars on the drive-thru.
*Sonic: *rest on the forest* Shoot. Talking to a real Burger Princess is like talking to a tooth fairy as a weird fever dream. Whatever. I'm going to order without being funny. *run back to the Burger Princess' drive-thru* I'm here.
*Burger Princess: *voice* Welcome to Burger Princess. May I take your order?
*Sonic: Hmm, give me like twenty burgers and a thousand of fries.
*Burger Princess: *voice* Whoa. You're going to order that many? That's off the menu.
*Sonic: Off the chart, sweetheart. We're throwing a big party. A big wild party. See if you can order a whole dozen of burgers with over thousand of French fries. How about that?
*Burger Princess: *voice* If you are throwing a party at your house, then that would be a sweet pick. See you at the other window.
*Sonic: Speed me up. *walk into the other window where he would get his order* Hello? Anyone home? I got my order in production and about to be served in a minute. I feel like waiting than waiting for the commercials to be finish on the TV show break.
*Female Worker: *open the window* Here your order sir? Whoa. I didn't expect you to look like that? What happen to you face?
*Sonic: Oh. I'm just a forty year old deformed man. I was born to look all that hairy like a bigfoot. You got a problem with that?
*Female Worker: You even sound like that weird guy that was making burger jokes on me at the drive-thru. Anyways, your order is all set and ready to be served. We cooked these meals fast since this place is a fast-food restaurant like Nine Guys that is close right next to our location.
*Sonic: Thanks. Just lift me a cart and i'll roll on my way to party like children.
*Female Worker: Your cash.
*Sonic: Cash? What cash?
*Female Worker: Your money.
*Sonic: Whoa. Heh heh. I forgot my wallet in the car. I'll better be back. *run off*
*Female Worker: Your order is going to cool down like bread if you don't make it back. We'll have to give the food to somebody else.
*Sonic: *back in the forest* Gosh. What was I'm thinking? I need to order food with money? Robbing a bank is a bad idea that could make me end up in Jail with those bad guys. Ugh, forget it. I'm robbing a bank. *hold a ring and realize* Wait. I can't go through the entrance where they see me as a criminal. Better sneak out the vault myself. *throw a ring to open a portal to the bank's vault* Throw me some money.
(Sonic jump into the bank's vault through a ring portal and grab a bag of money on his way as he jump out of the vault and reach back to the Burger Princess' drive-thru by using the ring portal he opened up)
*Sonic: This baby really carry like a goodie bag.
*Female Worker: You're back. Whoa! That's a lot of cash.
*Sonic: Keep the change. You'll make great money on customer service.
(After ordering twenty burgers and thousand fries, the female worker offer him a bag where his order is stored on the cart as Sonic move the cart as he is off to go)
*Female Worker: You're really going to feed lots of people with this type of meal.
*Sonic: Yeah. I'm a proud fast-food fan. Hope it doesn't fall off on my way home.
*Female Worker: It really happen on boxes and it fell down like a stack of blocks during my hour shift.
*Sonic: Can't really hold off the hook. *throw a ring to open a portal to his house*
*Female Worker: Whoa. I didn't know you can throw a ring to open a world up.
*Sonic: My people always do that to warp through places. Do I really have to give the cart back to you when i'm finished serving out meals to my people?
*Female Worker: It's okay. You can keep the cart. It's nobody. That cart belonged to a supermarket that closed down twenty years ago. We always get new ones every two-to-three weeks just to let the customers use a custom cart on the go.
*Sonic: Oh cool. I could really use a head-start on the big buggie.
*Female Worker: You seem like a fast person. What is your name again?
*Sonic: Uh, Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.
*Female Worker: Sonic? Like a sonic boom? That's a cool name. My customers call me Britney.
*Sonic: Britney? I like that name.
*Britney: Thanks for your order, I guess. See you again soon if you bring your friends over to chat around the restaurant with some cheeseburgers and French fries on the menu.
*Sonic: Great service you got, Britney. I wish other restaurants can follow the same pattern as Burger Princess. Thanks to you and the Burger Princess who serve me this big buck of meals for my people. I'm off to party! See you on the run and have a nice day.
*Britney: See you later, furry man. Come back any time as a customer if you want to order our latest specials like the bacon destroyer sandwich.
*Sonic: One meal make a great offer! See ya Britney. Time to feed off the bad boys and bad girls. *use the cart with his order to the ring portal to his house*
*Britney: That's a lot of orders on the cart. Time to close for the day. *walk off as a ring portal close down*
(Sonic return to his house in Mobius with the cart full of burgers and fries via a ring portal as his friends are shocked for what the blue hedgehog have ordered for them)
*Shadow: What the?
*Ray: Holy meal.
*Amy: You're going to feed us lots of food in this party zone.
*Tails: Well that was fast.
*Shadow: Oh great. I didn't expect you to take as many as taking a candy from a baby!
*Sonic: No worries. I also got leftover ham and cheese sandwiches at the fridge if you ever wanted more.
*Knuckles: More is my favorite word.
*Vector: Alright! Our meal has finally come!
*Bark: It was quick. The restaurant is already making big money because of you.
*Tails: Did you really stole money off the bank?
*Sonic: Uh, no. I was itching my hair in which my credit card has been found and use it with million of dollars on my savings account.
*Knuckles: I never knew you would be rich as a millionaire. Wait, you never have a credit card before. You never tell us!
*Sonic: I have one in secret. The whole time when I was running around the world for years.
*Tails: In that case, we're going to eat this whole party meal up like spring breakers.
*Sonic: Dinner time everyone!
*Espio: Eat up!
*Knuckles: Let's put up the music. *turn on some electric music on the boombox*
*Amy: Life of the party!
*Cream: Woo!
*Cheese: *fly around all over the place*
*Everyone: *eat a whole bunch of burgers, sandwiches and fries as E-123 Omega use the broom to clean up the mess on the floor with everyone partying in the house*
*Vector: *grab a chicken sandwich* Oh yeah. A chicken sandwich. *eat a chicken sandwich* This is just like what it tasted from the picture of the menu.
*Sonic: *twist his legs* Look how I twist!
*Amy: Oh.
*Cream: Epic dude.
*Shadow: This party is so loud, I should have brought in my gun to shoot at the arrows.
*Rouge: It's always a wild party.
*Shadow: Can't hold my ears.
*Vector: *lift up a couch* Yeah! Stronger than a cold stone!
*Bark: *smash a table* Ah ha! That's glass! Did I break something?
*Silver: *use his powers to draw a painting of Mephiles* Oh no. Oh, no. You are the worst darkness creature I've ever seen. How about I destroy you with this! *use a box to destroy the painting of Mephiles as he laughs* Take that, crystal demon.
*Blaze: You're so funny Silver.
*Silver: Yep. Also, it's no use.
*Sally: Who want a cup of coffee?!
*Honey: Whoa. Did someone make coffee?
*Sally: I made coffee with my own taste. Add in the pumpkin flavor since everyone love pumpkin as pumpkin pie.
*Honey: Bring in the coffee!
*Everyone: *drink some coffee and act wild by breaking plates, hitting on piñatas and turning up the music*
*Sonic: I feel like a party hedgehog!
*Shadow: Make it stop! You're making me dizzy!
*Knuckles: It get bigger.
*Vector: Being a mobian is amazing!
*Mighty: Kicking the shell. *break a plastic turtle shell*
*Cream: Jump and move.
*Sonic: Viva la party. As they say!
*Everyone: *jump* Woo!
*Sonic: Louder!
*Knuckles: *turn up the music* I am the new DJ of the house as I am the controller of all the music on the playlist.
*Sonic: Ah ha ha! It's a real party!
*Tails: Rock and roll!
*Knuckles: The best of both worlds when you have party electric music.
*Sonic: *jump in circle and land* Every hero as a genesis.
*Everyone: *clap for Sonic*
*Sonic: Yeah. Just like that, you make a great stand-in.
*Silver: You go boy.
*Sally: Make us proud.
*Sonic: Rolling in like a river. Yeah.
*Silver: Saved you a click. *click on Sonic*
(Back at the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna, Polar, Pura and Aku Aku return to the bandicoot's house after coming out of the harvest festival)
*Crash: Ooh woo.
*Coco: What a long day for us.
*Crunch: That harvest festival is a stroke.
*Tawna: It was really harvest.
*Polar: *play with a ball*
*Pura: *relax on the bed* Meow.
*Coco: I never felt so excited with Ernest winning the harvest festival.
*Crunch: He made it a reality. He won for it and he deserve it.
*Tawna: Well indeed earn the title for a winner.
*Coco: Winners always win.
*Crunch: But that's not all. Losers always lose, like Cortex.
*Tawna: Come on guys. You know not everyone win and lose. It's about competing for fun.
*Crunch: Yeah, but what about going for the gold cup?
*Coco: You must be playing soccer. This island really brought us some harmony and fun.
*Crash: *sit on the couch*
*Crunch: At least, the sun's down. Let's all chill out and watch some TV for a bit.
*Coco: Heads up Crunch. We're going in the program.
*Tawna: I really love your enthusiasm there, Coco.
*Coco: Thanks a lot, Tawna.
*Crunch: Come on. I don't wanna watch a blank TV screen for like an hour.
*Coco: Ahem! Crunch, the TV is not on.
*Crunch: Oh, sorry. Aku Aku, can you turn on the TV?
*Aku Aku: As you say, "please".
*Crunch: *sigh* Please.
*Aku Aku: You got it. *use his magic to turn on the TV*
*Coco: It's show time.
(The TV is on with the Wumpa News Network going on with Chick and Stew reporting live on air)
*News Voice: You are watching the Wumpa News Network! Live from the Wumpa Islands, meet Chick and Stew!
*Chick: Hey everybody. I'm Chick Gizzard Lips.
*Stew: And i'm Stew!
*Chick: Great night we're having. I hope you're all staying up all night to watch all of your favorite programs that aired on TV Land. Are you bringing any dinner?
*Stew: Last night, I had shrimp cuts and they're all fried like organic fish bits.
*Chick: I'm going to feel that tomorrow.
*Stew: And you feel my back. Please report the news flash.
*Chick: The harvest festival has a wonderful year with the greatest garden designs seen on the Wumpa Islands. Farmer Ernest won a massive prize with the best garden design he has ever put up since the last two years.
*Coco: Hey! That's our man!
*Crunch: Ah ha! He really deserve the award and respect.
*Crash: Ha ha!
*Tawna: Nice.
*Chick: Anyways, King Chicken from the Neon Circus got a funny special message for all of you guys watching tonight.
*King Chicken: *at the Neon Circus, standing on the pillar with a microphone as he speak with chicken sounds* (Hey everyone. I'm King Chicken from the Neon Circus. I hope you all have a great night on eating all the chicken wings you want. Either KFC or Boston Market. Hope you all race at the circus sometime next week when the CTR Grand Prix events start again. I'll see you there on the starting line with nitro-fueled.)
*Stew: Thank you so much King Chicken for your wise words. We are going to rock on tonight with love and care.
*Chick: What some love and care you got there? Playing on the disco?
*Stew: I got my Y.M.C.A. on you!
*Chick: Young Men's Christian Association, baby.
*Stew: Woooooooooo! I'm working at the Y.M.C.A. tonight!
*Chick: Thank you all tuning in. Now you can go back on watching all of your favorite comedy shows and sitcoms all you want on TV Land!
*Stew: Don't watch too much TV. As the old saying, "Watching too much TV could get you in trouble."
*Chick: How can watching too much TV get you in trouble as much as playing too much video games all day long?
*Stew: It's the same thing. I'll rather watch paint dry for like three hours.
*Chick: You got me there. We'll be back for another news flash on the Wumpa News Network!
*Stew: Goodnight y'all! Go Bandicoots!
(Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna feel tired after watching the Wumpa News Network on TV)
*Coco: Chick and Stew really give us a heads up and jump-start at the same time.
*Crunch: I love these guys. They used to make announcements for the CTR Station and worked with Ebenezer at Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Tawna: I've been working at day and night shifts in a bar while you guys were out of the island, racing through cities.
*Coco: A race doesn't hold into our backs before last place can throw us a bowling bomb at us.
*Crash: Ah! *cover himself with a pillow*
*Coco: It's okay Crash. We're not racing. I'm just making a comment.
*Crash: *uncover himself from a pillow*
*Tawna: I'm going to get some sleep.
*Coco: We really should be off to sleep. Don't you guys think?
*Crunch: I agree right there.
*Aku Aku: Words of wisdom say it much.
*Coco: We're done for today and we're wrapping up with a nap hour.
*Crunch: I've never been so blasted before.
*Tawna: Let's pack up.
*Crash: *turn off the TV*
*Coco: Come on Crash. We got your bed set up while we were having breakfast.
*Aku Aku: Always fix your bed every morning.
*Crunch: You know, the beds are always fixed.
*Aku Aku: Don't think about falling asleep when you're placed in the wrong podium.
*Crunch: Oh Aku Aku. You really pull us from here.
*Aku Aku: And i'm not pulling your leg tonight.
*Crunch: Thank you!
*Aku Aku: Bandicoots will always be bandicoots.
(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex, N. Gin and N. Brio are on the computer while searching in the map to locate the bandicoot's house)
*Cortex: So, from here and there, it's where we set up our assault on the bandicoots.
*N. Gin: We're far away from where the bandicoots are.
*N. Brio: Why can't we use a aircraft to travel and throw a bomb at their house?
*Cortex: That would be silly. I want to face the bandicoots in person so i can give them a fierce revenge on what they done to me for years!
*N. Gin: You got a point Cortex.
*Cortex: I see. We were dress up as ninjas to fight the bandicoots during our mission to put an end to the bandicoots' wacky antics.
*N. Brio: And why is that for?
*Cortex: It's up to Dr. Eggman to give us the okay to stop the bandicoots and burn down the island in misery.
*N. Brio: I can't wait to murder the bandicoots in power!
*Cortex: I'll love to see you burn down in toxic waste.
*N. Gin: Add in the toxic oxide power.
*Cortex: Like the alien? Give me a break. He wouldn't call himself the fastest racer on the planet if you have the fastest hedgehog running around the planet of Mobius who collect rings on the run.
*Eggman: *show up on the screen* Hello everybody!
*N. Gin: Honks! It's Dr. Eggman!
*Cortex: Eggman, you're here. On video! How would we provide with science service?
*Eggman: Tonight's the night. You are going to stop the bandicoots on your biggest mission yet!
*Cortex: It is time! Ha ha ha! Sweet revenge is coming up on the way and I will never be huminated ever again after nineteenth unhappy years dealing with the bandicoot Crash himself!
*N. Tropy: It's about time you guys.
*Dingodile: The dawn of the final day!
*Tiny: We're gonna crush up some bandicoots.
*Koala Kong: Somebody is going to sit on the time-out chair tonight.
*Nina: It's going to be intense. Also, we won't survive our last encounter with the bandicoots.
*Cortex: Nina and my friends, get dressed. We're going to be ninjas as fighting in kung-fu matrial arts.
*N. Gin: Count us in, big boss.
*Dingodile: Yeah. Burning like razors!
*Cortex: Not you guys! Only my friends!
*Tiny: Come on!
*Pinstripe: What are you paying us for?
*Komodo Joe: Thissssss sssssstink.
*Komodo Moe: I trusted the yellow man. He doesn't even listen.
*Komodo Joe: Why try to make us work at the engine room while they go out like real ninjas at the dojo.
*Komodo Moe: So weird, bro.
*N. Tropy: Such a disappointment when you're not part of a team you wanna be in. Even you guys are going to dress up as ninjas.
*Cortex: It's only a matter of time. *hold his ninja costume* When we strike the road, we'll burn it all down and tear up the house with the bandicoots on it. *evil laugh*
(Back at the Bandicoot's House, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna, Polar and Pura are about to go to sleep with their beds fully set for the night as Polar and Pura rest on their little beds with the bandicoots getting on the bed to sleep)
*Crash: *yawn and lay on the bed*
*Coco: Long day today.
*Crunch: A big strong animal always take its time to rest through its body.
*Aku Aku: You all have a great day. A great night, a wonderful day for 24 hours.
*Tawna: 24 hours would have been a lot.
*Coco: Creatures sleep for like 8-9 hours.
*Crunch: Even Crash is sleeping. He really love big naps.
*Tawna: That's what he is. A sleepy bandicoot.
*Coco: Even a bear would sleep like that for a hour.
*Aku Aku: That's a nap. You are about to sleep big.
*Coco: The harvest festival really have us walking for hours and we need to catch a big break for it.
*Aku Aku: You kids take care. Tomorrow, we will have another day of jumping around and crashing around the Wumpa Islands.
*Coco: You bet. I'm going to be working on my laptop all day as you speak.
*Crunch: What-so-ever.
*Tawna: Goodnight.
*Coco: Have a good night.
*Crunch: Don't let the bed worms bite.
*Aku Aku: And now, we wrap up the night. *turn off the lights and sleep with his friends*
(Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna, Polar, Pura and Aku Aku sleep in the bandicoot's house as Cortex and his henchmen sneak through the bushes outside with Cortex, Nina, N. Gin and N. Brio dressed as ninjas to prepare an attack on the bandicoots)
*Cortex: It's almost time for the moment to make Dr. Eggman proud.
*Dingodile: I'll go make him a egg salad in favor of our win.
*Cortex: Dingodile, hide down! We haven't even start our attack next!
*Dingodile: Sorry. I must be thinking about diner food lately.
*Cortex: Such an idiot in the making. Sorry about that my ninjas, we made our way on stopping the bandicoots at last in their last road of the century.
*Nina: Are we going to put up a bomb in theirs or what?
*Cortex: The doctor can only say yes when the heist begins.
*N. Gin: When the shooting starts, the fight begins.
*Cortex: Be patience. We have many ideas to think of before the big fight.
*N. Brio: Let's throw a bomb in their house.
*Cortex: N. Brio, we are going to do that in a second.
*N. Brio: I really wanna assault the bandicoots right now.
*N. Tropy: N. Brio is despair on the fight. We're better off going through our time to stop these freaks with courage.
*Cortex: Eyes on the window.
*Everyone: *hold their patrol guns on the bandicoots' house*
*Tiny: Aim on the door.
*Cortex: Not yet. I wanna make sure the bandicoots stay dead and low! I mean it!
*N. Brio: Are we going to do this or what?
*N. Tropy: Stop wasting time. My clock is tickling on the clock on my body to see how the mission heist goes.
*Cortex: UGH! You guys are so impatient. Now shoot like soldiers!
(Cortex's gang shoot out the bullets at the bandicoots' house as Crash's gang wake up from the assault attack on their home)
*Crash: Whoa!
*Coco: What's going on? What's with the bullet shooting noise?
*Polar and Pura: *hide under the drawers*
*Coco: It's okay you two fur-balls. We're going to protect you from harm. It's not the end of the world you know.
*Crunch: Make it stop! We're trying to sleep!
*Tawna: Who's behind all of this?
*Aku Aku: *check outside* Ooga booga! Cortex is at it again with his tricks!
*Cortex: *outside* He caught us at the window. Throw the bomb!
*N. Gin: *outside* Ninja bullseye! *throw the beaker as it bomb the bandicoots' house*
*Crash: *his gang blast in the bedroom as his home caught on fire with Cortex's gang coming in to fight his gang* Uh?
*Cortex: *evil laugh* Crash Bandicoot. Once again, I am going to demand you to handle Aku Aku to us.
*Aku Aku: Back off the gang! You are not welcome in here. Look what you done?!
*Uka Uka: You lost Aku Aku. We won by bombing the house down.
*Aku Aku: That's not winning. That is just blowing up a house.
*N. Gin: Then why are the bandicoots not dead?
*N. Brio: *see the bandicoots get up* Oh god. They survive. Charge!
*Aku Aku: It's better best to fight for justice.
*Uka Uka: You'll pay for your heroic actions, brother.
*Crash: *while his gang fight the bad guys, he battle Cortex into a ninja battle*
*Cortex: *use his nunchucks to hit on Crash* Ha. Ka!
*Crash: Ooh, ooh, ow. *crash on the table*
*Cortex: Ah ha. This is a callback to our Twinsanity.
*Crash: *kick Cortex at the wall*
*Cortex: Ouch! I hate bandicoots.
*Coco: *dodge and punch N. Brio at the sink* You got to wash the dishes.
*N. Brio: Water's hot! *throw a beaker at Coco*
*Coco: *kick the beaker at N. Brio* Payback!
*N. Brio: *crash out of the house* Ah! Too hot!
*Crunch: *knock out Tiny and clash Koala Kong* Get outta the way.
*Koala Kong: No. You first.
*Tiny: *get up and roar by throwing a trident to trap Crunch on the head* Be trap!
*Crunch: Ow! *try to get the trident off the ground*
*Tiny: Ha ha ha. Tiny's laughing.
*Tawna: *fight Nina* Come on, young lady.
*Nina: You are so tall. I could even fight a personal trainer at the gym. *kick Tawna*
*Tawna: Excuse me? *slap Nina*
*Nina: Ow. *singing* Bad girls, bad girls. Whatcha gonna do?
*Tawna: I'm not a bad girl. *slam Nina out of the house*
*Nina: *jump and kick Tawna* In your face, girlfriend!
*Tawna: *scream and punch Nina through the bush*
*Nina: Those bushes hurt like sticks.
*Crash: *fight Cortex around the house*
*Cortex: *throw Crash at the window* So long, bandicoot!
*Crash: *crash on the ground and spit out a flower*
*Cortex: *evil laugh* The seeds have sunken into the soul. Time to deform!
*Crash: *Cortex point the blaster to him as he kick out the blaster by getting up and twisting through Cortex's nipples*
*Cortex: Ow! My nipples. *get slapped by Crash* Son of a pimple!
*Polar and Pura: *escape out of the house through the wild*
*Coco: Polar! Pura! Come back!
*N. Tropy: Time to capture the cubs to become Cortex's new experiments.
*Tawna: Not a chance! *jump and kick at N. Tropy*
*N. Tropy: Gah. What is wrong with you, tall lady?
*Tawna: You leave the animals out of this tragedy.
*N. Tropy: *sling his fork* Not without my vengeance. *fly and fight Tawna*
*Tawna: *block N. Tropy* I got him. You guys do the rest.
*Crash: *knock out Cortex* Huh?
*Aku Aku: We're under attack by the forces of Cortex! *get shot by Uka Uka's lasers* Ow!
*Uka Uka: *evil laugh* Where do you think you're going?
*Aku Aku: Leave me alone, brother.
*Uka Uka: We split apart. Now, i'm joining the mad scientists' side of supervillains of the islands.
*Aku Aku: I'm going to do my best on protecting the team from harm. *laser at Uka Uka*
*Uka Uka: Come on!
*Cortex: *get up* I will not lose to a bandicoot. I must continue fighting to impress the doctor!
*Crash: *battle cry and fight Cortex all over at the jungle*
*Cortex: *jump and spin kick on Crash* You even fight like a angry dog.
*Crash: *crash on the bush*
*Cortex: *laugh* Give up all you want. You're coming with us and fix you up into a monstrous being since the first test.
*Crash: *scream and beat up Cortex while running*
*Polar: *growl at Ripper Roo*
*Pura: *try to claw out N. Brio*
*N. Brio: Nice kitty. Nice kitty. Don't touch me! *run while screaming from Pura*
*Ripper Roo: *scared while jumping around*
*Fake Crash: *pinch at Pura* Hoo hoo.
*Pura: *jump and scratch Fake Crash on the ground*
*N. Brio: I'm free! I'm alive! *get hit by a rock by Tawna*
*Tawna: Weirdo. *punch and kick N. Tropy as she slam at Nina*
*Coco: Game on! *power punch at N. Gin*
*N. Gin: Gah! Not the back!
*N. Brio: This is getting crazy! What is going on? *get kicked by Crunch* My tenders! *crash on the ground*
*Crunch: Stay out. Don't move.
*Crash: *jump around and spin kick at Cortex*
*Cortex: I'm not done messing with you yet. We have a lot more fights to go through. *throw the beakers at Crash*
*Crash: *spin the beakers as one of them break to caught a fire* Uh oh.
*Uka Uka: What is that?
*Aku Aku: *blast at Uka Uka* That's what you get when you don't pay attention to the battle! *look at the fire* Oh no.
*Cortex: The jungle. It's on fire! We're in stranger danger!
*Crash: *growl at Cortex by blaming him for putting the jungle on fire*
*Cortex: Don't blame me Crash. It was you all along. Don't lie to the doctor. Doctors never lie to people like N. Brio.
*N. Brio: I'm the best.
*Coco: The whole jungle is on fire. We gotta evacuate everyone out of the tropical island!
*Crunch: Look what you done Cortex?!
*Cortex: *evil laugh* The end of all islands. I finally made it happen to burn it all down like a house.
*Tawna: You're paying for this! You even caused the whole Wumpa Islands in danger because of you.
*Cortex: I'm a evil scientist. What do you expect? I'm a doctor and a inventor at the same time that want to rule the world like a god.
*Aku Aku: You, sir are a poor man. You're going to get everyone killed from the fires and everything the jungle has put will be burned down.
*Cortex: Something tells me that the jungle is losing lots of tropical building in the island.
(As the fire emerges in the jungle, warthogs, monkeys, snakes, tapirs, bats, gorillas, crocodiles, bobcats, lizards and armadillos run out of the jungle from the jungle to evacuate as the tribes begin to run out of their homes in wake of the jungle spreading fire all over the Wumpa Islands)
*Papu Papu: Papu said go! Papu says the jungle is on fire! Papu make way to the cave to evacuate! Papu says "Let's go!" *ring the bell as his tribe evacuate the island*
(Crash and Cortex fight together as their friends and enemies watch them fight while the jungle is on fire with Polar and Pura evacuating out of the jungle to hide into a cave)
*Coco: Polar! Pura!
*Crunch: It's okay Coco. They're safe under the cave.
*Coco: They always hide when they never join us in all of our adventures. They could get killed by the fire.
*Tawna: Trust me. A lot of animals survive on the wildfire. They'll be safe without us.
*N. Gin: Go Cortex, Go!
*N. Brio: You are my idol!
*N. Tropy: Make him suffer.
*Cortex: I love my fans so much than my haters. *knock out Crash* Boom! You have lost a life!
*Crash: *crash on the rock and get up to spin at Cortex*
*Cortex: My crystals!
*Tawna: Ha ha. Make him hell!
*Cortex: You son of a furry coot. We're staying 'til the jungle burns down.
*Crash: *growl*
*Cortex: Oh, you wanna play dog? Fine. Let's play dog 'til you stay down and dead.
*Crash: *feared* Uh oh. *gulp*
*Cortex: Come here. Don't just stand here like you're waiting to pee on the toilet at the bathroom stall.
*Crash: *growl and fight Cortex as the people chant for him and Cortex by calling out their names*
*Cortex: Come on, let's go. *knock, punch and kick Crash*
*Crash: Ooh, hoo.
*Coco: *close her eyes* Ouch.
*Crash: *slap Cortex many times*
*Cortex: Not on the cheeks! *trip over a rock* Gah! Stupid rock. Who place a rock in the middle of the backyard? *get punched by Cortex*
*N. Tropy: This battle is gonna burn like a burned French toast.
*Dingodile: *slurp his mouth* French toast.
*Tawna: This battle is so reckless. I can even smell the burning fire all over the jungle.
*Cortex: *get up* It's on bandicoot. You have sealed your life to the end of the core! Get over here! *scream and knock out Crash by rolling in a circle all together and bumping over to the puddle* Any last words?
*Crash: *try to speak as he is getting squeezed by Cortex*
*Cortex: Good. None of your friends or family members are coming to get you. It's now between the two of us and no one is coming to save your tiny little butt out of the burning Wumpa Islands. *evil laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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