Take Me Out to the Holosuite (episode)

When Captain Solok of the Federation starship T'Kumbra challenges former classmate Sisko and his crew to a game of baseball, Sisko refuses to lose to the arrogant Vulcan and begins to take the game too seriously.
==Summary==
===Teaser===
When the docks at Deep Space 9 for repairs, her captain – a Vulcan named – visits Sisko in his office to discuss the maintenance schedule, and apparently to disparage Humans in general. Solok had recently received the Christopher Pike Medal of Valor and makes a point of reminding Sisko it is his second. The T'Kumbra has been in combat in the Dominion War for six months, and Solok makes note that DS9 is well behind Federation lines. Sisko tells Solok that Chief Miles O'Brien and his team can get the T'Kumbras inertial dampers upgraded by the end of the day but overhauling the ship's warp core will take at least a week. Solok disparages the maintenance schedule as "inefficient." Sisko responds, calmly refuting Solok's thinly veiled insults with his own.
Then, Solok brings up a final matter that prompts Sisko to call for an immediate assembly of his senior staff in the wardroom the instant the turbolift carries Solok out of Ops. It seems that Solok and his all-Vulcan crew have challenged Sisko and the crew of DS9 to a "contest of teamwork, courage, and sacrifice" that Sisko couldn't turn down – a game of baseball!
===Act One===
Deep Space 9's senior staff is skeptical, especially since none of them has ever played the game before, but they accept the challenge and promptly start learning all they can about the game. As they learn the basics and quite a lot of terminology (Bashir is convinced "Fancy Dan" is a phrase Dax invented on the spot until he reads it for himself on a PADD), the excitement spreads to others aboard the station. Leeta and Rom are both interested in trying out for the team as a way to get closer to Nog. Even Quark begrudgingly agrees to try out after some harsh "encouragement" from Leeta.
So, an unlikely collection of baseball players, dubbed the "Niners", gathers in one of Quark's holosuites – Benjamin and Jake Sisko (the only two who actually know how to play), Worf, Kira, Ezri, Bashir, O'Brien, Quark, Nog, Rom, and Leeta. After an inspirational speech from Coach Sisko, the players pair off for some easy throw-and-catch to get started. Nog, Worf, O'Brien, and Bashir get off to a good start, but everyone else clearly needs more than a little practice. Quite a few balls go sailing past the target catcher, while others seem to be aimed right for someone's head. Rom has more trouble than anyone, missing balls even as they fly right past him. Sisko tells his son that he does not care how hard it will be to train everyone, he will not lose to Solok in a baseball game.
===Act Two===
By the end of the first practice, most of the team is in the infirmary with various injuries. Quark had some bones in the back of his skull repaired (after an incident involving Rom and an errant bat). Ezri is just generally in pain (after thinking she could do all the things Emony Dax once did as an Olympic gymnast). O'Brien, worst of all, has torn his rotator cuff once again and won't be able to play. Disappointed, Benjamin recruits him as the batting, pitching, and first base coach. He also recruits Odo as the umpire – the only person he trusts to be impartial.
Unfortunately, that still leaves a hole to fill, so Sisko "pulls a few strings" and brings in Kasidy Yates, a fellow die-hard baseball fan. With her next three cargo runs mysteriously reassigned, she has just enough free time to join the team as third base coach. With the addition of Yates and plenty of practice the team improves a little, though Rom still hasn't actually hit a ball, and isn't especially good at catching either. Nog and Leeta keep encouraging him, but Sisko eventually gets so discouraged by Rom's terrible playing that he kicks him off the team completely.
===Act Three===
The other players (except Jake, Worf, and Yates) insist they'll quit the team if Sisko won't let Rom play, but Rom won't hear of it, assuring them that he'll be content to watch from the stands and give his encouragement. With Rom off the team, it seems like they're improving quite a lot. Baseball has even permeated their normal activities. Quark, for instance, has his waiters throw glasses down to him from his second level in his bar so he can practice catching, and Kira is delighted to see Odo practicing umpire signals in the security office.
Meanwhile, Yates makes Sisko explain the real reason he's so vehement about winning the game. Sisko tells her that it's not about baseball, it's about Solok. Solok was in Starfleet Academy with him, and he met the Vulcan one weekend at an off campus bar called The Launching Pad where he made disparaging remarks about how Vulcans were superior to Humans and other "emotionally handicapped" species. Already having had a few drinks in him, Sisko challenged Solok to a wrestling match, which, due to Vulcan strength, Sisko naturally lost (and ended up in the infirmary with a separated shoulder, two cracked ribs and a very bruised ego). Yates laughs a bit, and quickly apologizes, telling Sisko that he should have expected that, given that Vulcans are three times stronger than Humans. Sisko admits this, and says that had it ended there, all would have been well, but Solok constantly published papers on it, even after they graduated, using the incident as proof of his viewpoint that Vulcans are superior to Humans. Still, Sisko doesn't want the Niners to know why he's so concerned about the game, and makes Yates promise not to tell anyone either. Despite her promise, she does promptly tell the team, gathered in the wardroom who just take it as further motivation to win the game – for their captain.
===Act Four===
So, the Niners face Solok's Logicians on the holosuite field, though the holographic spectators are deleted (per Sisko's wishes, leaving Rom alone in the stands) and start the game with Odo in his umpire's uniform overseeing everything. A Vulcan hits the first pitch completely out of the park, and it doesn't take long for the runs to rack up against the Niners. By the end of the first inning the Logicians already have four runs, while the first three Niners up to bat strike out. They manage to keep the Logicians down to just one run per inning the next three innings, but that's still a score of 7 – 0 to the Vulcans. 
The Logicians don't score at all in the fifth inning, and Kira actually makes her way to second. With two outs, Worf steps up to bat. Strike. Ball. Ball. Strike. Ball. He prepares himself for the last pitch and when the ball flies by on the outside he steps back, then tosses the bat aside and starts to jog to first even as Odo calls, "Strike three!" Benjamin and Worf are both incensed and scream at Odo while he calmly asserts that the ball "caught the outside corner." Benjamin gets furious at that and pushes Worf aside and argues chin to chin with Odo, going so far to jab Odo's chest as he's shouting. Without hesitation, Odo bravely stands up to Sisko and throws him out of the game, quoting the rule book regarding physical contact with the umpire, and tells him which rule number to look up – in the stands.
===Act Five===
Benjamin stalks off to the stands muttering to himself that it was a ball, not a strike, and throws himself into a seat near where Rom has been sitting the whole time. The Niners manage two outs against the Logicians at the top of the ninth inning, and Worf throws the ball to Nog at home plate just as the Vulcan batter steps across and returns to the Logicians dugout. Nog doesn't manage to tag him out, but the runner didn't actually step on the plate. Odo watches silently, and O'Brien realizes what must have happened, but Nog doesn't know which player it was! Failing any better idea, he runs to the Logicians dugout and starts tagging each one, but the last one on the bench runs toward home at the last second. Nog throws to Jake, who tags the Vulcan out as he slides in. They get the third out!
Even Benjamin, up in the stands, is overjoyed. "That's what I love about this game – you never know what's going to happen next, every situation is different." With a gleam in his eye, he looks over at Rom. The Niners still haven't scored a single run in the bottom of the ninth, but Nog is on third when Sisko sends Rom to bat in full Niners regalia. He fills the stadium with holographic spectators and even calls upon an announcer to introduce Jake Sisko's pinch hitter, but Rom completely misses the first two pitches. Bashir and O'Brien try to signal that he should bunt the ball down the baseline as the third pitch sails toward the plate. Rom leans forward to try to decipher their signal, bringing his bat right into the ball's path. It glances off and rolls down the first base line. The crowd cheers and Nog takes off, sliding into home just in time. They've scored!
The Niners rush onto the field and lift Rom in the air. Solok is confused and angry, and grabs Odo by the shoulder to protest, but Odo just grins and tosses Solok from the game. The Niners have decided to end the game before even a single out in the ninth inning, and Solok can't understand it.
The team later celebrates in Quark's and Sisko takes the opportunity to apologize to Rom, an apology Rom is happy to accept. Sisko even asks Rom to teach him sometime how to properly bunt. Solok protests that they're only attempting to "manufacture triumph where none exists," but every one of the Niners is willing to accept that, even going so far as to toast "manufactured triumph". When Solok protests further, they just accuse him of being emotional, irritated, defensive, angry, jealous, and quite bitter. Solok's continued disparaging comments at their "Human" reactions only leads to further mockery by the Niners with Dax and Quark laughing that despite his intelligence he doesn't seem to know what a Human actually is. ("Did I forget to wear my spots today?" – Dax) To top it all off, Kira tosses Sisko a new baseball for his desk – signed by every player on the team. Sisko offers it to Solok, asking "Would you like to sign it?" Solok storms off, amid laughter. Sisko throws the ball up in the air and looks at the signatures of his team on it.
==Memorable quotes==
"It's been a long time."
"Ten years, two months, five days."
"You mean you don't know it to the minute?"
"Of course I do… But Humans are often irked by such precision. Especially the more emotional Humans."
: - Sisko and Solok, upon meeting in Sisko's ready room
"Which is why when their captain challenged us to a contest of courage, teamwork, and sacrifice, I accepted on your behalf."
"We will destroy them."
: - Sisko and Worf
"I hope you learned your lesson."
"Always look behind you before swinging a bat."
: - Quark and Rom, in the infirmary as Quark is treated for a skull fracture
"How many is that?"
"Today? I think he's missed ten."
: - Sisko and Nog, mulling over Rom's misjudged fly ball and overall ineptness in right field
"War is an inefficient business."
: - Sisko
"They just… chewed it?"
"No, they infused the gum with flavor."
"What flavor did you infuse it with?"
"Scotch."
: - Julian Bashir and Miles O'Brien, about chewing gum
"I know that look. It's the I'd-really-like-to-smash-something-but-she'll-think-I'm-crazy look. Well, don't let me stop you – they're your quarters. Smash away if it'll make you feel better!"
: - Kasidy Yates, to Benjamin Sisko
"Computer, eliminate the spectators."
: - Solok, after hearing Benjamin Sisko's request
"Alright, Niners, let's hear some chatter."
"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter."
"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter."
"Death to the opposition!"
: - Kasidy, Leeta, and Worf, responding to Benjamin Sisko's instruction
"WHAT?! What're you talking about? That ball was at least a half a meter out! How come you called it a strike? Reverse the call! Reverse the call!"
"That was low and outside!"
"The ball was clearly outside!"
"Oh, what the hell were you looking at? You can't tell me that ball was over the plate. What were you doing, regenerating?"
"It caught the outside corner."
"The outside corner?"
"Outside corner, my foot. That was a ball and you know it. We have two men on! Two men on! Two men on!
"Gentlemen, you are trying my patience."
"NO WAY, NO WAY, YOU STOLE THE RUN FROM US. YOU STOLE IT JUST AS IF YOU'D REACHED UP AND TORE IT OFF THE SCOREBOARD! YOU STOLE IT FROM US!"
"YOU! YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!"
"WHAT?!"
"No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner.' The prescribed penalty for the violation is immediate ejection from the game. Rule number 4.06, subsection A, paragraph 4. Look it up – but do it in the stands. YOU'RE GONE!"
:- Worf and Sisko, arguing with Odo over the called third strike on Worf with Odo ejecting Benjamin Sisko from the game
"What do I do?"
"Find him and kill him!"
: - Nog and Worf, upon realizing that the Logician runner didn't touch home plate
"Did I forget to wear my spots today?"
"All that intelligence and he still doesn't know what a Human looks like!"
: - Ezri and Quark, after Ezri was called a "Human" by Solok
==Box score==
Team 	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	R 	H 	E
Logicians	4	1	1	1	0	2	1	0	0	10	14	0
Niners 	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1 	7 	4
Ejections: Deep Space Niners manager Benjamin Sisko ejected by HP Umpire Odo (5th); T'Kumbra Logicians manager Solok ejected by HP Umpire Odo (9th)
==Background information==
===Story and script===
*The episode was originally planned to be made in the sixth season. Commented Ronald D. Moore: "I was thinking it would be cool to finally do a baseball show, because baseball has been a theme of the series since the pilot. People liked it, and we had actually slotted it in as episode 24 or 25 of last season. But then as we got closer to doing it, Ira said, 'It’s the wrong time of year to do it.’ So we said, ‘Let’s save it and do it next year.’ As we were plotting out this year, we felt that after , and , and , and the Ezri show, you had all these really heavy duty, angst-driven episodes, that it might be time to lighten up, to do something and just say, ‘Let’s have a good time.’ Let the audience enjoy themselves, put the whole cast back together and enjoy it. I think the cast had a good time doing it. It’s just one of those sit-back-and-relax-and-enjoy-the-ride kind of pieces". (Cinefantastique, Volume 29 Number 6/7) 
* This episode was based on an episode of the TV show , the fourth season episode entitled "The Ol' Ball Game", written by Ira Steven Behr. The plot involved the characters of Morloch and Danny setting up a team that has no talent whatsoever, but who, through luck and perseverance, somehow manage to pull off a big victory. Several scenes in "Take Me Out to the Holosuite" are directly taken from "The Ol' Ball Game", such as the scene where Nog is unsure which player to tag (although Behr says that that particular event was based on a real life incident that happened to him in the little leagues), or the scene involving Rom's fluke at the end (which involved a woman rather than a Ferengi in the original episode). The general plot outline, character development, and burlesque tone of this episode are also very much in the spirit of the classic film , which was also produced by Paramount Pictures.
* Ira Behr commented "One of the things we wanted to do, and one of the many things that we wanted to do over the years on the series, was bring baseball back into the 24th century. Baseball is Michael Piller's favorite sport, but in the first episode he ever wrote for Star Trek, he killed baseball. Why, we still don't know, but we thought we owed it to him to bring baseball back, even though he had chosen to kill it". ("The Home Stretch, Part Two", ) Behr later said "The only thing I can come up with is, in his own way, [Michael] needed to know that the 24th century was not perfect. That, without baseball, Gene's 24th century had some problems. (…) He killed the thing he loved to get the best job he ever had." (What We Left Behind, extras)
===Production===
* Max Grodénchik, although he was playing Rom, the worst player on the team, was in fact the best baseball player among all of DS9's regular and recurring cast. Grodénchik was a semi-professional in high school and considered going full professional before deciding to become an actor. In fact, Grodénchik was literally incapable of playing as badly as he was supposed to, which is why Rom plays left-handed; it was the only way the right-handed Grodénchik could avoid looking like a skilled player trying to play like a bad player. Avery Brooks, Cirroc Lofton, Armin Shimerman, are all also talented players, as well as the late Aron Eisenberg. Nana Visitor was by far the worst player of the team. ()
* Joey Banks acted as baseball coach for the cast. Son of the Major League Baseball legend and member of the , Banks is considered one of Hollywood's foremost baseball coaches. Banks also assembled the Vulcan team, which was evidently an extremely accomplished team of players. ()
* All the exterior baseball scenes were filmed at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles.
* David Bell composed the music for the episode. Bell commented: "I tried to reference a turn-of-the-century musical vocabulary, old baseball time with solo cornet flavour and some chromatic passages that were in that turn-of-the-century style that was a blast to write: cute and fun". (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Collection)
* Captain Sisko wore a San Francisco Giants baseball cap during practice, while Jake wore an Atlanta Braves cap. Cirroc Lofton is the nephew of player , who the season before this episode was filmed () had played for the Braves, and who later played for the Giants.
:At the time the episode aired, the Giants shared their stadium with the of the – a team often referred to, even in "official" circumstances, as the "Niners".
* Avery Brooks asked for the same number as . Rom was given the unlucky (or lucky) number of 13. Kasidy Yates wore number 47. Jake is wearing number 78, a possible reference to Cirroc Lofton's birth year.
* The Niners' baseball uniforms have the word "Niners" written in , the Deep Space Nine/Voyager episode credits typeface, while the players' names are written in Zenon, the DS9/Voyager main title typeface. The Logicians' uniforms have the players' names written on the back of their jerseys in Vulcan script. A score sheet prop used during the episode shows these Vulcan names in their native script clearly. As none of the Vulcan players were named, with the exception of Solok, no translation for these names is available. Only Solok's name is known, shown at the bottom of the list. 
* Kira's uniform reads either "Nerys" or "Kira" at different times during the course of the episode. Leeta's uniform reads simply "Leeta"; her character was never given a full name during the series.
===Broadcast and reception===
* The original airing of this episode coincided closely with the . Ronald D. Moore commented, "We knew it would air close to the series, but didn't know it would be the same week." 
* Ira Behr was a little disappointed with regards to Sisko's storyline with Solok, stating "If there's anything about the show I don't think was successful, it's that we didn't do enough with the Vulcans. The lead protagonist – who comes in so strong at the beginning – is absent through big chunks of the episode. We didn't realize it until we saw a rough cut of the show, and by then it was too late. So the structure is weird. The thing with Sisko and the Vulcan goes about halfway through the show, and then it becomes Rom's story. And the fact that the show works as well as it does is due to Max, who really makes you care about Rom." ()
* Armin Shimerman commented: "For years, we've seen Sisko's baseball on his desk, and it's a symbol for a lot of things. It's really nice to finally get around to actually having a baseball episode. We all had a wonderful time, the crew especially, because they got to play ball during their lunch break and it was nice to have a week out at the park. The episode was directed by Chip Chalmers, who also directed . As I said to him early in the shooting, the plots of both episodes are relatively similar, so it will be interesting to see if people see the connection". ("Quantifiably Quark", )
*Chase Masterson commented: "We all had a huge amount of fun with “Take Me Out to the Holosuite,” partly because it was a drastic change of scene – everybody loved getting out of the studio, into the fresh air, and onto the baseball diamond. And the episode itself was highly spirited, based around the Niners’ “courage, teamwork, and sacrifice,” as Sisko called it. It was an interesting parallel in that, halfway through DS9’s seventh season, we all had that same spirit – partly because we had a sense of how soon the show would come to an end. I remember sensing a cast-wide feeling of appreciation for being together, much like the Niners. As cheesy as that sounds, it was very real". 
* David Bell commented: "["Take Me Out to the Holosuite"] was one of my favourite episodes". (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Collection)
* Brent Spiner cited DS9's "baseball episode" as one of the more unusual episodes of Star Trek. (The Secrets of Star Trek: Insurrection, p 33)
===Continuity===
* In the final scene at Quark's, neither Michael Dorn nor Rene Auberjonois are present. Their photo doubles (James Minor and Chuck Shanks) stand in for them. 
* The baseball given to Sisko after the game bears the signatures (in character) of the Niners team members. In Quark's signature, the letter "Q" has big lobes.
* This episode marks the first time Rom appears not wearing a Ferengi headdress.
* The Christopher Pike Medal of Valor mentioned by at the start of this episode was awarded to Sisko in .
* Sisko mentions that he had challenged Solok in wrestling. It was established in previous episodes, like and , that Sisko participated in wrestling matches in his Academy years.
* This episode marks the first and only time the Anthem of the United Federation of Planets is played on-screen.
* In the episode , Ezri states that she is left-handed; however, in this episode she both throws and bats right-handed. This could be consistent with her stated difficulty in sorting out her prior lifetimes and when their skills and abilities take over.
* The episode also featured a Federation starship completely crewed by Vulcans, the , which was destroyed in 2268 by a giant space amoeba.
===Trivia===
* The tactic that Rom uses to score Nog is known as the "Safety Squeeze". A similar tactic is the "Suicide Squeeze", which would be if Nog were to take off from third base when the pitch was thrown.
* Worf throws left-handed but bats right-handed. Michael Dorn is left-handed.
* The rule quoted by Odo to Sisko regarding contact with an umpire was the actual number of the rule in the Major League Baseball rulebook (Rule 4.06, Subsection A, Paragraph 4) at the time the episode was filmed. In 2015, the rules were reorganized. The current rule is 6.04(a)(4).
* In the top of the 5th inning, Logicians player number 15 utilizes a "takeout slide" at second base to knock over Kira (and thus prevent her from completing a double play with a throw to first base). Nog later asks "Was that slide at second legal?", to which Kasidy Yates replies, "Fraid so." By 2016, Major League Baseball had made such slides illegal due to increasing player injuries, specifically, during the 2015 National League Divisional Series between the Mets and Dodgers. Players in the 24th century would know this, but of course at the time of the episode's production in the late '90s, the move was legal, which means the Niners and Logicians are using late-20th century rules, or a version of baseball rules in which takeout slides are again legal sometime before baseball's demise in the mid-21st century.
* In the top of the 9th inning, Logicians player number 8 fails to touch home when attempting to score. Rather than return to try and touch home immediately, he returns to the dugout, prompting the Niners to shout to Nog that he needs to be tagged out. In fact, by late-20th century baseball rules, a player who does not touch home plate and returns to the dugout can be out put on an appeal from the defensive team. Such an appeal is made simply by a player touching the plate while holding the ball. It is possible that this is a nuance the majority of the Niners did not learn during their studies, though one might expect at least Sisko to be aware of it.
* The argument between Sisko and Odo over his called third strike is typical manager/umpire arguments that occurs in baseball games. This is often employed by managers as a way to motivate their team to play harder, which mostly ends up with the manager being ejected from the game.
=== Remastered version===
*Remastered footage from the episode is featured in the documentary What We Left Behind.
===Video and DVD releases===
*UK VHS release (two-episode tapes, CIC Video): Volume 7.2, 
*As part of the DS9 Season 7 DVD collection
== Links and references ==
=== Starring ===
* Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko
=== Also starring ===
* Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo
* Nicole de Boer as Counselor Ezri Dax
* Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Commander Worf
* Cirroc Lofton as Jake Sisko
* Colm Meaney as Chief Miles O'Brien
* Armin Shimerman as Quark
* Alexander Siddig as Doctor Julian Bashir
* Nana Visitor as Colonel Kira Nerys
=== Guest stars ===
* Max Grodénchik as Rom
* Aron Eisenberg as Nog
* Gregory Wagrowski as 
* Chase Masterson as Leeta
;And
* Penny Johnson as Kasidy Yates
=== Uncredited co-stars ===
* Sam Alejan as sciences officer
* Elle Alexander as Vulcan baseball player
* Joey Banks as Vulcan baseball player
* Brett Bartlett as Vulcan baseball player
* Patti Begley as Bajoran officer
* Mark Buccola as Vulcan baseball player
* Uriah Carr as civilian
* Amy Kate Connolly as command officer
* Cathy DeBuono as
** M'Pella
** Vulcan baseball player
* Terry Green as operations lieutenant
* Dorothy Hack as Bajoran woman
* Wade Kelley as Benzite bar patron
* David B. Levinson as
** Broik
** Civilian on the promenade
* Shauna Lewis as dabo girl
* Dan Magee as Vulcan baseball player
* Mary Mascari as Bajoran woman
* James Minor as civilian
* Brandon Molale as baseball spectator
* Mark Newsom as Bajoran officer
* Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn
* Lou Simon as Vulcan baseball player
* Unknown performers as
** Baseball spectators
** Klingon
** Pelian
** Vulcan baseball player
=== Stunt doubles ===
* Jay Caputo as stunt double for Nicole de Boer
* George Colucci as stunt double for Max Grodénchik
* Denise Lynne Roberts as stunt double for Nana Visitor
* Unknown stunt performer as stunt double for Aron Eisenberg
=== Stand-ins ===
* John Lendale Bennett as stand-in and photo double for Avery Brooks
* Jennifer Berlant as photo double for Nicole de Boer
* Uriah Carr as photo double and stand-in for Alexander Siddig
* M. Flaherty as photo double for Chase Masterson
* Kelly Jackson as photo double for Penny Johnson
* Randy James as photo double and stand-in for Colm Meaney
* James Minor as photo double and stand-in for Michael Dorn
* Bryan Nash as photo double for Max Grodénchik
* Nancy Paradis as photo double for Nana Visitor
* Chuck Shanks as photo double and stand-in for Rene Auberjonois
* Todd Slayton as stand-in and photo double for Cirroc Lofton
* Daris Toussaint as photo double for Cirroc Lofton
=== References ===
2365; 47; adolescent rivalry; Alpha Quadrant; (Yates' freighter); Anthem of the United Federation of Planets; back; back elbow; ball (object); ball of the foot; bar tab; behind the lines; blowing off steam; bonding ritual; bruise; bureaucrat; butterfly; cadet; campus; cargo run; chewing; Christopher Pike Medal of Valor; chief of operations; Clash of the Titans; clavicular joint; courage; dabo wheel; ; ; ; day; dozen; drunk; Earth; eating; ego; emotionalism; ; family outing; Ferengi; field; flattery; flavor; fleet; fracture; genetically enhanced; gloat; gymnast; heart; holodeck; holosuite; Human; illogic; inertial damper; infirmary; ; kick; knitting (medicine); ; ; ligament; light year; magnetic field; major surgery; marriage; meter; minefield; minute; month; "music to my ears"; ; "Old Man"; out of line; overhaul; photon; player; professionalism; Promenade; psychology paper; Quark's; reconnaissance; repair list; replicator; rhythm; rib; safe harbor; saying; scotch; secret weapon; separated shoulder; senior staff; sense of humor; signature; Sisko's friends; sober; sporting; starbase; spots; Starfleet Academy; ; toast; (aka ; triumph; Trill spots; weight; wrestling; wrestling match; Vulcan; Vulcan cadets; Vulcan station; war; wardroom; warp core; week; year; zygomatic bone
==== Baseball references ====
athlete; Atlanta Braves; autograph; back swing; ; (1st, 2nd, 3rd) ; baseball; (object); baseball field; baseball game; baseball glove; baseball team; baseline; ; batted ball (aka fly ball; foul ball; ground ball); bunt; catcher; center fielder; chatter; (batting, pitching, first base) coach; coach's box; double play; dugout; ejection; errors; eye on the ball; Fancy Dan; fielder; first baseman; foul line; game; grand slam; grass line; gum; hits; home run; home plate infield fly rule; infielder; left fielder; Logicians; Niners; out; outfield; pinch hit; (batting) practice; ; ; right field; right fielder; runs; ; ; San Francisco Giants; ; scouting; second baseman; shortstop; slide (baseball); ; spectator; stands; strike (baseball); substitution; third baseman; throw and catch; time out; tryouts; umpire; warning track
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