The Slammer/Transcript

(Intro)
Mark: just a few touches and....... Done!
Mark: Finally! My Most Powerful invention!
Mark: Gotta Hide this in a dark place
Mark: I'm gonna hide it in the...... Transport bin!
Mark: it's Stuck, jammed, and connects to the Fridge! Haha i'm so smart!
Mark: Well, now i'm going to bed.
(Later that Midnight in the Transport bin)
Dertred: He Shoots he Sco-
(The Slammer falls into Dertred)
Dertred: Mmm? What's this
Dertred: Ooh, Kinda heavy
Dertred: Welp, this does not belong to me
Dertred: Now i'm gonna dunk this to the 2nd Tube!
Dertred: He shoots he Scores!!!!
(Later that Morning in Wade's dream)
Princess Fist: Wow! You got some moves there kid!
Wade: Oh Why you! You're actually better than me!
Princess Fist: Now let's get this thing back to the Pedesta-
(Princess Fist got cancer out of nowhere)
Wade: Prist! Are you fine?
Princess Fist: Get. The. Hammer.
Wade: Hammer?
Princess Fist: Beepbeep
(Wade wakes up)
Wade: Ugh! What a..... Wait, How do you describe a good dream and a Nightmare?
Wade: Oh yeah! a Brightmare!
Wade: *sings*
Wade: Makin' Breakfast without a haste fast
Wade: Ugh! That's bad too!
Wade: Ok, Now i'm gonna eat Mom's leftover fishsticks
???: W a d e
Wade: Ok, WHO JUST CALLED MY NAME?
???: U p h e r e
Wade: Sorry Mystery Voice, but i'm not Trent nor felling for that
???: *Does a Princess Fist Impression*
???: Wade! It's me!
Wade: Prist? No no no way, Maybe i'm still dreaming
???: Up here!
Wade: Uhh?
???: *facepalms*
Wade: What? Are you playing hide and seek?
???: The Freezer, dum dum
Wade: *opens the freezer*
Wade: Woah! A Mallet 
Wade: Don't know who owns this but hey! I'm sure they won't mind 
The Slammer: Greetings, Mark
Wade: Mark?!?!
The Slammer: hahaha just messin with ya with all that nerdy stuff
The Slammer: Wanna go for a swing?
Wade: Sure!
(Later at Organ Park)
Wade: Dude! You sure that this is a good idea?
The Slammer: Trust Me.
Wade: ok
(BAM)
(BAM)
(BAM)
Wade: Uhh, What just happend?
The Slammer: I destroyed Some buildings far away
Wade: Well, you're useless
The Slammer: You're more useless
Wade: Ok Mrs Crazy Mallet,but TIME TO GO BACK TO YOUR CHILL DOOM!
The Slammer: You can't make me! AHHH!
(Slam)
Wade: i'm gonna stick to the TV rather than that Hammer.
Jack newsman: This just in, Mount Everest has gotten shorter by 600.... no.... 6000! Ummm.... Ah i got it! 6000 Kolaswams!
Random guy on the tv: KILOMETERS!
Random guy 2: Well actually, it's 3728 miles
Jack newsman: Who cares!
Random guy 1 and 2: i do!
Wade: Well, this is boring.
(Switches channel)
Wade: Well, gonna get my popsicles first.
(Opens the freezer)
Wade: (singing) Gotta-have-my-po.....
Wade: Copyrighted mail junk? Blah!
Wade: Wade a second! Where's my pops?
Wade: oooooh! A note!
Note: (in The Slammer's voice) Dear Wade, i hate you and i want you to suffer. And i made you suffer already, by stealing your pops. Have a bad summer!
Wade: Mhm.... i wonder who would wrote this.....
Note: Sincerely yours, 7
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