Spandy Shipping

Spandy Shipping is the 52nd episode of Wait Wut and the 12th episode of season three. It was written by .
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob is seen walking down the street. Sandy is seen walking nearby)
SpongeBob: Howdy, Sandy! 
Sandy: Hiya, SpongeBob! 
(An unknown person is hiding in a bush, writing down something as they see this interaction) 
Sandy: Wanna do some karate later today? 
SpongeBob: Sure! It’ll be a festive fight. (laughs) 
Sandy: You’re a funny little square dude. 
(The person writes down more intensely than before) 
SpongeBob: Okay, well see ya around. 
(The two part ways, and the person keeps jotting down something. Cut to Sandy’s treedome, where SpongeBob enters)
SpongeBob: I’m ready for kah-rah-tae! 
Sandy: Uhh…. SpongeBob, we’re just friends, right? 
SpongeBob: Of course. I’m also asexual. 
Sandy: Okay. So why the hell is there a bunch of RULE 34 ART ON MY TREE?! 
(Cut to a bunch of censored Spandy images) 
SpongeBob: What the actual hell is this trash? 
Sandy: Somebody’s shipping us! 
SpongeBob: Those fiends! Any suspects? 
Sandy: I have one… 
(Cut to Bubble Bass writing fanfiction in his mom’s basement) 
Bubble Bass: Ohhhh this is so hot! Spandy is the best ship ever! 
Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS! ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS HERE! 
Bubble Bass: I don’t have any friends, mother! 
Mama Bass: WELL I LET THEM IN ANYWAY! 
Bubble Bass: What?! 
(Sandy kicks down the door) 
Sandy: Fess up, nerd. I know you’re the one writing all the Spandy shit and I’m sick of it. 
SpongeBob: I’m actually getting sick. I think I ate too many Krabby Patties on the way here. 
Bubble Bass: Get out, you sickos! I’m too busy working on homework! 
Mama Bass: YOU DON’T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE! 
Bubble Bass: Shut your ass up, mother! 
(Sandy pins down Bubble Bass while SpongeBob takes all the Spandy fanfiction, and burns it with a flamethrower) 
Sandy: Merry Christmas, motherfucker. 
Bubble Bass: wait wut
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