Hedgehog and Tortoise vs Hare (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Eggman's underwater robots make disco music
Turtle Kids: "Who's the hog who lives on land and often visits sea?
S-W-I-F-T R-O-S-E!"
Dolphin Kids: "He invites them, he invites you, and he also invites me!
S-W-I-F-T R-O-S-E!"
Kids: "Swift Rose!"
Penny the Platypus: "Penny Platypus!"
Kids: "Swift Rose!"
Penny the Platypus: "Penny Platypus!"
Kids: "His heart is bigger than an octopus!"
Frog Kids: "Entertaining, fast, cute, yet extremely cool is he!
S-W-I-F-T R-O-S-E!"
Kids and Robots: "Yay, Swiftie! Yay, Swiftie! Yay, Swiftie!"
Penny the Platypus: she hits the gong, but the sound of the gong pushes her and everyone else back
Swift: "Hello, everyone! Do you know what today is?"
Kids: "What is it, Swift?"
Swift: "It's Toon Day! Please don't sue me, Suze. Get it? Sue? Suze?"
Susan: she was in a dome "I heard that!"
Swift: "Since it's a Tuesday, it's Toon Day!"
Amy: she was in a submarine with Cream "Swift! What are you doing?"
Cream: "Don't you know it's not safe?"
Ava: "Of course he does! This is safe!" she shows a safe and puts Amy and Cream inside and laughs "You were bugging me out."
Swift: "Can I crack open the safe?"
Ava: "Sure, this was just a demonstration of the toons."
Swift: he homing attacks the safe
Cream: "Ouch!"
Swift: "Sorry. Didn't mean to hurt you with my quills."
Bowser III: "What is going on here? Just get on with the show! We need all this filler to stop."
Swift: "Then why don't you show the toons to all those kids? Substitute for me!"
Bowser III: "OK, Swift!"
Susan: "Swift, swim into a dome."
Swift: he swims into Susan's dome
Susan: "Very good. Now watch this." she got her water helmet and got out of the dome
Swift: "What am I supposed to see here?"
Susan: "To a dome, all of you. Get your water helmets. Except you, Amy and Cream."
All Badniks and water creatures went into domes except Amy and Cream
Susan: "Now, what did I want to do? Oh, right. This hurts me more than it hurts you." she zapped the water and shocked Amy and Cream
Ava: she records Amy and Cream being zapped
Swift: "Enjoyment at the expense of two of the people that all of Mobius love? That's not good, Ava, and it isn't going to be in any episode of my show!"
Ava: "Aww... I thought it was funny! And now they can't interfere with our show!"
Swift: "I'm including them as part of the show, Ava."
Ava: "But Swift, they are going to ruin it! They are planning to ruin it!"
Amy: "AVA!"
Ava: "What? I can't hear you!"
Amy: she opened the dome doors "Was this your plan?"
Ava: "Yes. I am protecting Swift's show from you!"
Susan: "I handle her, Ava."
Curd: "Hey, there! I wanna handle Amy too."
Susan: "Leave it to cartoonish trickery."
Amy: "Cartoonish trickery?"
Curd: "Trick or treat!" she gives a pumpkin
Amy: "Hey! It's not even Halloween yet! Oh, well, I know where this is going. But if I just throw it out, then the-"
Susan: "Time's up."
Amy: "Dome will leak."
The pumpkin exploded on Amy
Swift: "They won't hurt that much. I may be stupid, but I know that in slapstick, nobody is deeply hurt." he exited the dome
Cream: "Amy! I'm coming for you!" she swam to Ava and Susan's dome
Swift: "Hi, Cream! Wanna be featured for this episode of your show?"
Cream: "Uh..."
Bowser III: "There. Now we can see some cartoons from you."
Amy: "SWIFT!"
Swift: he swam back to the dome
Ava: she pulls Swift's quills again and freezes Amy
Cream: "AVA! WHY?"
Swift: "I don't know how to defrost her."
Ava: she pulls out the title card again and makes it the background "The name of the episode is literally Hedgehog and Tortoise vs Hare! Meaning me and Bowser III vs you! But Bowser III is a turtle, not a tortoise."
Cream: "You don't need to follow the episode's title!"
Ava: "Hey, the Disney execs told us to make stopping you from ruining Swift's show the plot of the episode."
Swift: "What is all this?"
Ava: "It's about the name of the episode, Swift."
Swift: "I don't get it."
Ava: she destroys the title card background with her hammer "Thanks a lot, Swift."
Cream: "What is this madness all about..."
Swift: "Anyways, Cream, we have a solution to unfreezing Mom, but you shouldn't be using an ice pick to do so." he puts Amy in a giant oven and puts it to defrost mode
Cream: "Are you crazy? You're cooking your mother for-"
Swift: "I put it at defrost mode. Seriously, get some glasses. Now I don't want anything to disturb my show."
Cream: "But the Badniks are dangerous, and include animals in them!"
Swift: "Heard that before. Remember that some of them like to be inside these Badniks. Did you watch the re-airing of the Tails and Sasha episode of Who's Your Enemy last night?"
Cream: "I did not, but I keep watching it during my spare time."
Swift: "Then that makes your argument invalid."
Cream: "Swift!"
Swift: "I have a snarky side too, you know? Just like Dad?"
Cream: "Right."
Swift: "Wait a second... you ARE trying to ruin my show!"
Ava: "See?"
Cream: "For all the right reasons, Swift. For all the right reasons. We don't want any of these animals tortured."
Swift: "Neither do I. But I want an audience for my show."
Cream: "Swift, you need to listen to me! These Badniks need to be destroyed or else the-"
Swift: "I don't want to hurt you, but please get out of my show. OK, maybe a little kick." he kicks Cream into the dome doors
The dome doors open
Bowser III: "Look who we have here."
Ava: "The other one who wants to ruin Swift's show."
Bowser III: he shot fireballs at Cream
Ava: she threw a fiery hammer at Cream
Cream: she burned and screamed
Swift: "OK, NOW we can get on with the show. Here's a toon from Susan."
Meanwhile...
Sonic: he watched TV and ran out of his house "Cream! I'm coming for you!" he runs to a beach and goes inside a pipe to Ava and Susan's dome
Susan and Ava's dome
Sonic: he went inside the dome and threw water at Cream
Ava: "What is it, Dad? She was bugging me!"
Amy: "Ava, you're grounded."
Susan: "Thankfully, I will not get grounded by my Mom, since she is playing Confrontation of Kinships."
Amy: "I'm calling her."
Susan: she gulps
Curd: "I know, I'm grounded too, Mom."
Cream: "At least you're getting some of your sanity back."
Swift: "I hope that means she can watch TV, because that's my show right there."
Cream: "Oh, right! About your show-"
Bowser III: "I'm still here,"
Cream: "Darn it."
Bowser III: he punched Cream and knocked her into a pillar
Curd: "At least it turned out that the tortoise has won against a hare. And so did another hedgehog. The end! I give this fable 4 stars!"
Ava: she hit Curd "I give it 5 stars. It's so fun. Nice guys do finish last after all." she said sarcastically
The End!
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