Konnie Klein

Konnie Klein is a character role-played by BonnieBombshell.
== Description ==
Wastes all her money on new clothes.
== Early Life ==
Konnie Klein grew up in the rainy city of London. Konnie's Mother was the manager of a burlesque/stripclub called, The Strawberry Stallion. Her Father was a bodyguard for, The Strawberry Stallion, and also did a little bit of drug dealing on the side. The Strawberry Stallion was Konnie's home; she lived above the club. As she became a little older she got a bit curious of what was happening downstairs. Konnie had came up with many aliases wearing different wigs to be able to talk with the men down in the club. This was the birth of her conning. She began making connections with people; eventually getting money and pretty things she desired. Konnie made this one man fall in love with her. She then stole his debit card wiping out all of his money. Konnie realized she messed with the wrong man. This man burned down, The Strawberry Stallion, making the Klein family bankrupt. Konnie packed her bags and fled from London to pursue her acting dreams in the sunny city of Los Santos. 
== Appearance ==
Konnie Klein loves her black active wear and gorgeous black round shades. She also had the name "Evie Quinn" sewn into the underside of her upper arm. Since gotten a really pretty rose in skull tattoo to cover her shoulder scar and Evie's name. Has been seen rocking an authentic Gucci belt. 
== Relationships ==
=== Beatrice Merzhin ===
(Friend)
* Met her in the cemetery on her first day in the city. Beatrice, had blessed a stick for her and lended, Konnie, her rusty ass truck named which Beatrice calls, Tetanus. Konnie believes she is cursed from this interaction. Konnie confronted Beatrice a few days later and discussed the whole kidnapping situation.
=== Carmella Corset ===
(Friend)
* First met her while riding in the car with "Witch Bitch" while Carmella was on the back of Molly's motorcycle. Carmella thinks Konnie is cursed. Konnie and Evie tried to save her from Mr. Rodgers after she got kidnapped.
=== Cash Flash ===
(Stranger)
* Drove her home.
=== Dan Faily ===
(Acquaintance)
* He had saved Konnie after "The Blessed Stick" fiasco. He saved Konnie a second time after she had fainted from the traumatizing experience with Mr. Rodgers.
=== David Kingston ===
(Stranger)
* Konnie met him outside of the pawn shop about to buy more illegal watches.
=== Edward ===
(Stranger)
* Met him in the middle of the road while doing some yoga; the mountain pose exactly. Konnie told Edward about how aliens came and suck them away. Edward ran away a few seconds later before Konnie told him about the taxi coming.
=== Elena Vega ===
(Acquaintance)
* Met her at the surprise Bean Machine party. Konnie called her to become a VYX Model.
=== Elmo ===
(Stranger)
* Told this child that women barf, shit babies, and bleed out of vaginas.
=== Emma ===
(Friend)
* Called her during the apocalypse looking for some therapy because of "The Blessed Stick" fiasco, but Emma was not preforming services due to the zombies. Bumped into her at the gas station, but formally introduced herself to Emma while Machete was getting beat up by Lenny. Konnie calls her up for yoga a second time only while they changed into their yoga fits, Mr. Rodgers sneaks up behind them as they exit Sub Urban. Emma calls the cops as Konnie rushes to the pier; only the cops do not help them what so ever, leaving Konnie's panto smashed upside a bench.
=== Evie Quinn ===
(Ex-Friend)
* Has her name sewn into the under part of her upper arm. First talked to her on twitter from a tweet Evie had posted and met her at Integrity Apartments. Konnie explains the whole story (for more details, see "The Blessed Stick" under Monumental Events) to Evie and Evie has no clue why she has this name sewn in her arm. Evie tells, Konnie, about this psychiatrist, Johnathan Wright, and how he fell in love with her. Evie then goes on to explain Johnathan's new bitch named Leila Lockhart and how they might be after her. Konnie having seizure, punches Evie in the face as they exchange phone numbers. Konnie found out that she is a crazy stalker and is probably insane. Broke off the friendship with her after Konnie realized all the drama was because of Evie.
=== Four Tee ===
(Stranger)
* Drove her to the car shop. Konnie thought she was having a full on breakdown, but didn't want to get into it. Konnie tipped her $100 even though she was broke. Four Tee forgot who Konnie was a few days later. Has horrible driving skills; broke down in the middle of the parkway. Konnie hates this bitch and her voice.
=== Georgina "Windsong" Williams ===
(Stranger)
* Introduced by Machete. Konnie thinks she hates other women.
=== Ginger Boy ===
(Stranger)
* Met this man at Pillbox Medical Center and yelled at him for not wanting to take out her phone. Tells him about how she has a stab wound and the name scar to which he replies with his sister is gonna die. The Ginger mocked her knockoff orange-yellow Fendi baguette. She then says she is really sorry and leaves the hospital. Konnie got annoyed when she saw him and his sister leave the hospital and her not being dead. Konnie called him an attention seeking bitch behind his back.
=== Green Hair Man ===
(Enemy)
* He stole Konnie's Gucci belt.
=== Happy D'Klown ===
(Stranger)
* Introduced by Machete. Gave Konnie a free 3g joint.
=== Leila Lockhart ===
(Acquaintance)
* Saw her outside of the Bean Machine and exchanged phone numbers.
=== Machete Cortez ===
(Ex-Lover)
* Started off as friends as she stole his lock pick. Definitely the most toxic couple on no pixel. Konnie also made him be the camera man to her news woman. Teased him by calling him "Masheet." Started getting into the jewelry selling business thanks to him. Konnie fell in love with him when he won the fight with Lenny. Machete was saving up to provide for Konnie including buying her new clothes and even an apartment. She had confessed her love to him while having a fight. Konnie then goes on break up with him over text after Machete punched her in the face a few days later.
===Michael===
(Stranger)
* Met him at Party Hardy's "pool party" at Legion Square. Bonded about them being new to Los Santos. Told him about how she is in the delivery business. Got high together.
=== Mila Smoak ===
(Enemy)
* Apart of The Families who had kidnapped Evie, Konnie, and Seoul. After Sarah had chopped off Konnie's pinkie, Mila goes on to wrap up her hand in a cloth and places the pinkie in a plastic baggie.
=== Mr. Robert Rodgers ===
(Enemy)
* Konnie had met him when Carmella tried defending Evie, but Evie already ate the sandwhich. Carmella then gets swooped up by Mr. Rodgers and Evie and Konnie jump inside his vehicle to try and save her. Before they could call for help Mr. Rodgers jumps out of the vehicle with Carmella sending Evie and Konnie to fly off of a bridge. Thankfully Evie and Konnie were okay, but Carmella broke a leg after being pushed off of the bridge by Mr. Rodgers. Mr. Rodgers will not leave Konnie alone, he followed her out of the comedy club a few days later. He then goes on to stalk her and Emma while they were changing at Sub Urban. Konnie tries to trap Mr. Rodgers at the peir while Emma called the cops on him.
===Olivia Harvey===
(Stranger)
* Met her at the surprise Bean Machine party.
===Party Hardy===
(Acquaintance) 
* Talked about parties at Pillbox Medical Center and how he might maybe plan a pool party. Have a few friends in common including Carmella. Drove him to the surprise party at the Bean Machine and had a blast until he got knocked out. Pulled up to his party in Legion Square and had a few drinks.
===Raul Rodriguez===
(Friend)
* He painted her panto a gorgeous diamond blue and white combo. Accidentally called her Ciara (probably one of her aliases in the past). Gives her free car repairs.
===Red Braid Girl===
(Stranger)
* Konnie asks this lady about Evie Quinn and if she can have her number to which Red Braid Girl replies with no. Konnie then shows her "Evie Quinn" sewn into her arm and goes on to explain the whole incident (for more details, see "The Blessed Stick" under Monumental Events). The Red Braid Girl did not comply with giving, Konnie, Evie's phone number.
=== Sarah Ableton ===
(Enemy)
* She had kidnapped Evie, Konnie, and Seoul with Mila and other people from "The Families." Konnie learnt that Sarah has an issue with Evie and begins to suspect Evie's fakery. Sarah then goes on to cut off Konnie's pinkie because Evie would not confess. Sarah also decided to stab Konnie in the shoulder because Evie still would not tell the truth.
=== Seoul Argo ===
(Friend)
* Konnie met her from the yellow pages thinking she was hiring well dressed women when in fact, Seoul, was the well dressed lady looking for work. Bonded over getting kidnapped together and having their pinkies chopped off.
=== Small Dick Cop with Eye Patch ===
(Stranger)
* He had asked Konnie if she has a penis.
===Snowlady===
(Stranger)
* Hit it off after the pool party at Legion Square. Told Konnie she would give her presents.
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===Trisha Rose===
(Acquaintance)
* Konnie was introduced to Trisha by Evie Quinn.
===Winter Watkins===
(Acquaintance)
* Konnie was introduced to Winter by Evie Quinn. Winter Watkins is Evie's daughter. Winter thinks Konnie looks like Tamar Braxton with her shades on.
== Monumental Events ==
The "Blessed" Stick (2020)
Konnie had contacted, Beatrice, from the yellow pages on an ad that she had up offering "charms, spells, and enchantments." Konnie was hoping for, Beatrice, to give her "good energy" on her first day, but instead gets a blessed stick; her day takes a full one-eighty. Thankfully, Beatrice had let, Konnie, borrow her disgusting truck. As the strange number rings her for the third time, Konnie struggles to find her apartment to get ready for the party she saw on twitter. She gets locked out of the first apartment she went to because it wasn't even hers in the first place. Riding around wasting gas, she finally had found her delicious beach-side apartment building and got ready for the party. On her way to the party in, Tetanus, she almost broke down and ran out of fuel. When Konnie gets to the closest gas pump she realizes that she is so poor that she can not get fuel. But, eventually finds a bank and gets the $90 for a full tank of gas that she hopes, Beatrice, enjoys. 
When she realizes that the party was a bust, she gets a text from Carmella Corset wanting to meet up. When they meet up, Konnie, tells Carmella all about the strange witch experience that gave her no good luck at all. Carmella now believes that, Konnie, is now cursed. Carmella then goes on to explain her illegal activities; including kidnapping to Konnie. They then go to the coffee shop with a few of Carmella's friends. At the Bean Machine, Konnie, calls her stalker, but there was no answer. Beatrice then comes to pick up her truck and also warns, Konnie, about Chasity Dawes and a man named Josh. 
After losing her ride, Konnie, goes on foot to go buy a bicycle. Avoiding the south side, Konnie, goes to the job center to quit her taxi job; little did she expect she gets sucked down to hell! This terrifying man with a devil face came up behind her with a gun to her head telling her, "[he] needs to take [her] for a little ride." Konnie panics telling this man her name is, Dana, while crying in the back of his trunk. The Devil goes on to ask her many questions including if she is religious to which, Konnie, replies with, "I guess that's just not how I was raised." Getting another phone call from her stalker, this woman in a black latex jumpsuit takes her lingerie shopping. To Konnie's smart thinking, she takes a ruby red wig to become, Dana. As shes being taken alive, Dana, learns that she's a gift for someone which causes her even more stress. As the Devil and the Unknown Woman arrive to the church they dump, Dana, aka Konnie, in the little cemetery. The Devil then handcuffs her telling her if she is okay with a name being sewed into her; to which she senselessly responded with, "yes." The Devil is sorry that she fell into this position and he apologizes that her first day in Los Santos is rough. He then asks for "Dana's" phone number as well as the number of Konnie's stalker. Konnie refuses to give him her phone number and closes her eyes. The doglike drinking, Unknown Woman, then forcibly stabs Dana on top of the devil's grandmother's grave. She is left with nothing but the red lingerie, the abdominal stab wound, and "Evie Quinn" sewn into her arm.
Peek-A-Boo (2020)
== Trivia ==
* Loves to recycle and the environment 
== Quotes ==
* "Driving through the desert by ourselves at night... probably gonna die from a... man! He's probably gonna come at us with a knife!"
*"Can I wear a wig?" - To the Devil & Unknown Woman
*"This is so illegal. Machete lied to us! This is sus the boots."
*"If you need me I'll be in the bubble bath, bubble bath, bubble bath, bubble bubble bubble bath!"
*"Happy keeps his clients happy." - Joke to Happy D'Klown and Machete Cortez
*"Let's just shimmy shake it!" 
*"On one condition! I'm allowed to wear a wig and use a different name." - To Party Hardy
*"Can you put that shit in ice." - To Mila Smoak
*"If that's fucking Four Tee I'm gonna throw up."
== Clips ==
* Arriving in hell!
*Dana's death.
*You want me to eat shit, bitch?!
*Fucking Johnathan Wright... -_-
*Is Evie blind?
*Konnie gets run over while talking to Seoul
*Konnie's pinkie gets cut off.
*I don't care about you...
*Death #2
*Red lights mean STAHP!!!!!!!
*Ugh... Ma'am do you have a...
*Y'all need a repair?
== Gallery ==
Sexy pictures of, Konnie!
Beachside.png|Konnie outside her apartment building
Women supporting women.png|Konnie in Tetanus with Beatrice talking to Carmella and Molly
She was not having fun.png|A little foreshadowing
Konnie and beatrice.png|Beatrice warning Konnie about Chastity Dawes
Bald queen.png|Who tf is Evie Quinn?!/
Konnie and party.png|Konnie and Party
Konnie's license.png|Konnie's license
Omg.png|Evie Quinn
Konnie getting down.png|Konnie getting down with bikini babes!
Huggin machete.png|Hugging machete <3
Gucci dress.png|Konnie in the Gucci dress
Konnie getting stabbed by Sarah because Evie wouldn't tell the truth.png|Konnie getting stabbed by Sarah because Evie wouldn't tell the truth
Screenshot_(8).png|CHURCH
== References ==
Category:Female
Category:Characters
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