Retro Ferret

“	"You can see if you've got the right stuff in order to strip at The Retro Ferret."	”
 	—Fluffy Ferret 	—Fluffy Ferret
The Retro Ferret was a seedy nightclub owned and operated by Fluffy Ferret and Retro.
=History=
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	"RIP the strip club."	
	—Retro 	—Retro
The club was constructed via supplies provided by Retro's multiregional company Retronglomerate, which retained a sizable ownership stake.
Stripper tryouts were held on 4E:169 and after a vile and tawdry competition, Rolo and Tater were eventually hired as the establishment's exotic dancers at a pay rate of one diamond per day.
At some time on or before 4E:303, a fire erupted due to suspected arson though there were no witnesses. The blaze raged for months and left the Retro Ferret a pile of twisted rubble and cinders.
Some suspected that the fire was deliberately set by agents of Retronglomerate in an attempt to recoup their initial investment costs by means of a lucrative insurance settlement.
The Retro Ferret was mentioned in both Death of Print Vol. II and A Clockwork Diamond.
=Gallery=
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	"I'm doing this for the children, okay?"	
	—Rolo, before his stripper tryout 	—Rolo, before his stripper tryout
File:2016-05-19 06.18.56.png|Hallway to private back rooms
File:2016-05-19_06.19.08.png|Inside a private room
File:2016-05-19_05.58.52.png|View from the West Road
File:2015-12-01_03.41.45.png|The club burns
File:2016-05-19_05.59.57.png|Still smoldering three months later; one stripper pole stands
File:2016-05-19_06.07.32.png|The ashen aftermath
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