The Challenge/Transcript

The following is a script of The Challenge. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS. The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).
[SpongePie Pony Girl's intro starts the video off. The episode officially starts in the CMC's clubhouse with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom looking at Scootaloo, who is beaming.]
Scootaloo: YAY! YOU GRILS MADE IT!!
Sweetie Belle: Well duh.
Apple Bloom: So...whats this plan of ya's scoots?
[They all get closer to the camera and look up at the invisible fourth wall.]
Scootaloo: I wrote it all out!
Sweetie Belle: woah!
Apple Bloom: well how about that!
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[The scene changes to show Scootaloo smiling pointing towards a white rectangle, presumably a roll up screen. The screen has black text written on it. The text that is visible reads, "4.Force spongebob and pinkie to makeout 5.make sure they kiss til sunset 6. make sure discord rainbow dash watches bonnie for the night spongebob kiss pinkie ed them til they kiss let discord rainbow dash brings bonnie home from cloudsdale".]
Scootaloo: As you can see,I made a list of my plan,but if you look closely....
[The scene gets closer to the board and shows the top of the screen. The text reads, "What to do 1.Find pinkie and spongebob 2.handcuff them together 3.push spongebob onto pinkie pie 4.Force spongebob and pinkie to makeout 5.make sure they kiss til sunset rainbow dash".]
Scootaloo: Its about spongebob and pinkie being hoofcuffed together for 24 hours.
[The screen pans up to show the rest of the text. After the original text is out of sight, the text reads, "6.make sure discord rainbow dash watches bonnie for the night 7.make spongebob kiss pinkie 8.released them 9.wait til they kiss 10.let discord Rainbow dash brings bonnie home from cloudsdale". After showing the whole screen, it changes to show Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle gushing over it.]
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Sweetie Belle: Awwww
Apple Bloom: I like the looks of this!
[The next scene shows the 3 of them all smiling proudly near the clubhouse door.]
Sweetie Belle: WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR LETS GO!
[A black screen with white text fades in to read, "Meanwhile...". Pinkie and SpongeBob can be seen in a park together while smiling tenderly at each other.]
SpongeBob: I love you pinkie
Pinkie: I love you more spongebob!
[They kiss each other.]
Pinkie: Oh...spongebob..
SpongeBob: pinkie...
[Pinkie leans away and looks down shyly.]
Pinkie: heh...sorry...
SpongeBob: what is there to be sorry for honey?
[SpongeBob looks down shyly.]
Pinkie: Well...I guess we..can keep going...
SpongeBob: besides....I wanted.....to do this when we even got here in the first place
[They lean forward once again and kiss more passionately.]
Pinkie: Mmmm...
SpongeBob: You get tastier everyday....
Pinkie: well I was given the name pinkie PIE so....
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SpongeBob: This countiues when we get home...
Pinkie: Oh shut it...
[SpongeBob goes back to looking down shyly. Pinkie just smiles happily]
SpongeBob: your too cute...
Pinkie: I said shut it!
[The CMC are hiding behind a bush, presumably nearby the couple since little heart drawings can be seen near the bottom right corner. The CMC watch happily.]
SpongeBob: okay pinkie....maybe...we..should
Pinkie: *pushes down* Way ahead of you
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[The scene zooms in closer to the CMC.]
Sweetie Belle: I dont think they see us over here
Scootaloo: than now is the pefect time to get the cuffs out sweetie belle.
[Sweetie Belle, near a bush, uses her magic to take out and levitate a pair of metal handcuffs.]
Sweetie Belle: On it!
[The scene returns to show the CMC behind the bush. Scootaloo appears calm, Apple Bloom looks nervous, and Sweetie Belle continues to remain neutral.]
Scootaloo: okay girls me and applebloom will puch spongebob and pinkie into each other while sweetie hoofcuffs them together.Okay?
Sweetie Belle: ok
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[Pinkie and SpongeBob are looking at each other with lowered eyelids, SpongeBob appears to have his tongue out.]
SpongeBob: okay now we take it up higher
Pinkie: how...high....
SpongeBob: like lets just act like were in your bedroom and than..
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[The two of them become separated by the CMC for a brief moment before getting closer again, with Apple Bloom bucking Pinkie and Scootaloo pushing SpongeBob. The couple appears shocked and are blushing.]
Scootaloo: NOW!!!!!!
[A gray line connects Pinkie's front right hoof to SpongeBob's right arm. They both look at each other, still blushing.]
SpongeBob: um...this is akward
Pinkie: yeah.....
[They divert their eyes towards the CMC.]
Pinkie: What did you girls do now?
Scootaloo: well its obvious we cuffed you together!
Apple Bloom: YEHA WE GOT EM NOW!!!
SpongeBob: You did what?!
Sweetie Belle: you heard scootaloo we cuffed you together
SpongeBob: um..why?
Scootaloo: because your in love! now...
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[The scene changes to show SpongeBob leaning over Pinkie. The handcuff has switched to being on SpongeBob's left arm. Based on the CMC's excited positions, it appears that Scootaloo pushed SpongeBob onto Pinkie while Apple Bloom jumps up high and Sweetie Belle sits on the ground.]
Scootaloo: MAKEOUT! MAKEOUT! MAKEOUT!
Apple Bloom: YEET BOI!
Sweetie Belle: This is an awesome idea!!!!!!
SpongeBob: okay girls you can stop no...
The CMC: SPONGEBOB AND PINKIE SITTING IN A TREE!!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie: okay he is right you can stop.....
The CMC: FIRST COMES LOVE, SECOND COMES MARRIGE, AND HERE COMES PINKIE PUSHING A BABY CARRIGE!!
Pinkie: Maybe we just otta go home....
SpongeBob: I most certanly agree honey.
Scootaloo: you aren't going anywhere until you makeout right here right now wether you want to or not
Pinkie: whispers:I'm so gonna kill these three!
SpongeBob: well lets hurry and get it over with so they will be quiet
Pinkie: okay fine....
[They lean closer towards each other and kiss. The CMC are all giddy.]
Apple Bloom: THEY KISSING YA'LL!
Scootaloo: Ha!See girls I told you we would get them to wanting to makeout with each other
Sweetie Belle: THIS IS THE BEST PART OF ROMANCE
Pinkie: Ok now they are just getting excited about it
SpongeBob: well I'm actually enjoying this..as always
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "3 hours later..". Pinkie and SpongeBob are still kissing but now have one eye open. They stare at the CMC.]
SpongeBob: Why does the cmc want us to kiss for this long?
Pinkie: I dont know...we could have went longer if they weren't here with us....
[They look back towards each other and SpongeBob leans closer in.]
SpongeBob: who ever said we couldn't?
Pinkie: wha...huh?
SpongeBob: Wanna pretend we dont see them and keep going like this?*winks with smile
Pinkie: Ok I'm in.
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[They close their eyes again. A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "when they got home". The couple can then be seen walking into Sugarcube Corner dizzily with kisses on SpongeBob's face. Pinkie's handcuff changes to be on her front left hoof and SpongeBob's reverts back to his right arm.]
Pinkie: I dont know..*hiccup* what just happened....*hiccup* but I loveed it!
SpongeBob: I didn't really think this would...*hiccup*be possible!
[They move towards the viewer's left.]
Pinkie: Do you think 4 hours was too many?
SpongeBob: nah
[They move further to the left, with Pinkie being mainly off-screen.]
Pinkie: I really need something to drink from the kitchen
SpongeBob: Like what?
[Pinkie is no longer visible and SpongeBob is now mainly off-screen.]
Pinkie: I think some Cider
SpongeBob: sounds good
[The scene changes to show them in the kitchen. Pinkie is carrying multiple tanks of cider in her hooves while SpongeBob watches, wide eyed and in awe. Pinkie's handcuff also reverts back to her front right hoof.]
SpongeBob: mind:Oh no when pinkie drinks this much she goes insanely crazy!!!!!
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[Pinkie then pins SpongeBob down while having a green coloration on the top of her face. SpongeBob blushes profusely and looks nervous. Pinkie's handcuff switches to her front left hoof and SpongeBob's handcuff isn't visible.]
SpongeBob: P....Pinkie?
Pinkie: yoUr ToO cUtE wHeN yOuR nErViOuS SpOnGiE I bElIeVe We ShOuLd TaKe ThIs To ThE bEdRoOm......
SpongeBob: Um...pinkie I believe you had too much of that cider.
Pinkie: WhO sAiD?!
SpongeBob: um..me? can you get off me now pinkie?
Pinkie: SoRrY sPoNgIe CaKe No CaN dO!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Pinkie: BeCaUsE I lIkE iT HeRe On ToP oF yOu
SpongeBob: yeah...you...are...offically..drunked..pinkie
Pinkie: InCrEdIbLy So ArE wE tAkInG tHiS tO tHe BeDrOoM oR nOt?!
SpongeBob: I guess I will for you...
Pinkie: YoU wOuLd NeVeR sAy NoPe At AlL tO mE wOuLd YoU?!?!?!
SpongeBob: No pinkie...
Pinkie: GoOd LeTs Go!
[Pinkie still is pinning down SpongeBob after the scene changes to them on their bed. SpongeBob is leaning closer to Pinkie to kiss her. His handcuff can be seen on his right arm.]
SpongeBob: p...pinkie..whats got in.....to y....you.......
Pinkie: oh,just a little thing called"revenge"....
[Pinkie closes her eyes.]
SpongeBob: oh no.....pinkie please stop...please....stop....
Pinkie: remember when you said"The please ain't gonna save you now?
SpongeBob: you know what pinkie?
Pinkie: what?
[SpongeBob is now pinning Pinkie down, who appears shocked. SpongeBob seems to lick his lips. Pinkie's handcuff is now on her front right hoof and SpongeBob's is on his left arm.]
SpongeBob: joke's on you!
Pinkie: but...you...I.....we.....just..
[Pinkies eyes close in a "V" shape and her eyebrows furrow.]
SpongeBob: admit it pinkie! you cant deny you love this day and this challenge
Pinkie: F### you!
[Pinkie's eyes open but her eyebrows stay furrowed. She starts to blush.]
SpongeBob: oh come on! you know you want to....
Pinkie: okay okay! just don't go as far as you Did before with me in the park that one week
[He leans closer towards her. Both of their eyes close.]
Pinkie: I SAID NOT THAT FAR!
SpongeBob: You always tell me not to do these things...
[Their mouths disappear and become closer.]
SpongeBob:' But everytime I do you always beg for more and more of it
Pinkie: I DO NOT!
[The bed cover gets placed on top of them.]
SpongeBob: yes...you do.
Pinkie: SPONGEBOB YOU B****! STOP!!!!!
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "2 and a half hours later.....". Afterwards, the previous scene returns.]
Pinkie: Spongebob....mmmm....Sto.....mmmmm ooooooo......aaaaaaaa
SpongeBob: okay I think you suffered enough for this evening
[The covers return to be under them. Both of them sit on the bed, with Pinkie appearing in bliss while SpongeBob looks hypnotized and is drooling.]
Pinkie: aahh yes finally something actually is going okay about this day and this challenge
SpongeBob: I agree pinkie
Pinkie: just as long as those three dont show up than we will be...
[Scootaloo flies in from the upper right corner. Pinkie and SpongeBob dart their dilated pupils towards her.]
Scootaloo: OH NO YOU DONT YOU TWO AREN'T DONE JUST YET!!!!!
SpongeBob: I....
Pinkie: wait! how did you even...where did you come...
[The couple falls off the bed, leaving SpongeBob pinning Pinkie while kissing. Sweetie Belle levitates a scroll while Scootaloo and Apple Bloom bring the couple closer.]
Scootaloo: Its called teleportation pinkie...teleportation
Pinkie: Wait spongebob you said I suffered....
SpongeBob: I had no idea about this pinkie honest!
[His eyelids start to close.]
SpongeBob: but I love it.....
Pinkie: Oh....crap...
Scootaloo: girls! he's falling for it! he's falling for it!
[His eyes are shut and Pinkie's eyebrows lower.]
Pinkie: Mind: Oh no! He's cute!!!
Apple Bloom: oh go on pinkie you know you want to kiss him longer than you already did
Scootaloo: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Sweetie Belle: OMG GIRLS!
[The scene changes to show the scroll up close. The text on it is the same as the plan seen at the beginning of the episode. Once it switches back, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle all turn to face each other happily. Pinkie's eyes are also closed.]
Scootaloo: What?!
Sweetie Belle:' the list says they now have to kiss til sunset!!!!!
Scootaloo: are you kidding?!
Apple Bloom: hay yeah!
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "At sunset...". The CMC have left the room and the couple remains in the same position.]
Pinkie: mmmmm...I love you spongie...
SpongeBob: love you too my little tasty pie....
[They open their eyes and look away from each other, presumably to find the CMC.]
SpongeBob: Are they gone?
Pinkie: ..I think..
SpongeBob: Do you wanna stop since it is sunset?
Pinkie: yes....
[SpongeBob smiles widely.]
SpongeBob: I dont know why but I feel like we went a little too far today I just got so carried away handcuffed to you that I...well...it almost felt like that we were....
[They stand up, both blushing and looking away shyly. SpongeBob's handcuff switches to his right arm.]
SpongeBob: so...perfect.....like I'm nothing without you.I also want to say that I'm sorry for what I did earlier....I just love it when we kiss....
Pinkie: oh spongebob.... I have a confession to make myself.I actually love it when you start to kiss me and I was hiding it from you so I'm the one who should be sorry. I was too shy to tell you that I...I....
[They turn to face each other.]
Pinkie: I also love it when we kiss...I feel so guilty for hiding my feelings away I shouldn't have acted like I didn't like it and I should have enjoyed our kiss.......
[SpongeBob blushes harder and puts his right arm around Pinkie. His handcuff is on his left arm.]
SpongeBob: Oh pinkie! You know you can tell me anything wether its some news or something you want to get off your chest you always come to me you know I'd do anything for the one amazing mare that was the only one who would ever trust me before her friends could ever believe me in whatever I told them and here we are now married, have an amazing child,and our love is powerful enough to defend your home,equestria
[They hug each other while blushing.]
Pinkie: *sniff*Thank you spongebob I was so selfish to hide my feelings from the sponge that reformed me to my rightful form
SpongeBob: oh pinkie....
[They close their eyes.]
SpongeBob:' your more special then you could ever know
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Later that night at 1:00am...". Their room has become dim and the couple are laying in bed. Pinkie is snuggling on SpongeBob, who has his eyes wide open.]
Pinkie: *nuzzles on spongebob*
SpongeBob: Huh? is pinkie nuzzling on me?!
[He looks over to her and smiles.]
SpongeBob: oh...well..two can play at that game.......
[He gets closer and closes his eyes. Pinkie's eyes pop open.]
SpongeBob: mmm...
Pinkie: *gasp*
[Her eyelids slightly lower.]
Pinkie: pinkie...you learned your lesson never hide your feelings the ones you love....ever...
[She closes her eyes.]
Pinkie: especially if they love you too...
[The screen goes black for a bit and returns to the same scene, only having SpongeBob with slightly open eyes and licking his lips. His right hand is reaching up to touch Pinkie on her head.]
Pinkie: okay spongebob...you know what I said you heard it so.....do what you want to do with me spongie....
SpongeBob: oh....with pleasure...
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "The next morning...". The two are still in bed asleep with the lighting becoming brighter. Pinkie's face isn't visible and SpongeBob appears to be sleeptalking.]
SpongeBob: oh pinkie....your..dreamy
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[The CMC enter the room and look at each other proudly.]
Sweetie Belle: great work scoots without you we'd never get up here
Apple Bloom: ya
Scootaloo: Okay there are still a few things to do before this challenge is over
Sweetie Belle: next we gotta see if spongebob will kiss pinkie.
Apple Bloom: And we know exactly what will wake him up!
[They turn their bodies toward's SpongeBob, still looking proud and confident.]
Scootaloo: okay,On 3.
Sweetie Belle: 1...
Apple Bloom: 2...
Scootaloo: 3!
[They all jump up and open their mouths wide. SpongeBob's eyes pop open.]
Sweetie Belle (probably meant the whole CMC): WAKE UP!!!!!!
[They sit back on the ground. SpongeBob closes his eyes and looks annoyed.]
SpongeBob: Okay,Okay I'm awake!geez.
[He opens his eyes slightly and looks down at the CMC.]
SpongeBob: what do you girls possible want from us this time?
[They jump up again in a similar manner. SpongeBob gets lower under the covers and blushes.]
Sweetie Belle (probably meant the whole CMC): KISS PINKIE BOI!!!!!
[The CMC sit back down again and SpongeBob gets back up and returns to looking annoyed.]
SpongeBob: Oh heck no! Me and her have kissed enough I dont want to go to far again we talked about that last night you know
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[The scene zooms up close to the CMC, who look at each other again.]
Sweetie Belle: well spongebob, you dont get a choice!
Scootaloo: you can either kiss her now.....
Apple Bloom: Or get a divorce!
[The scene switches to show a closeup of SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Omg I'm gonna kill you three after this is done
[The screen briefly flashes black and returns to SpongeBob's worried face.]
SpongeBob: *sigh* sorry pinkie...
[The scene switches to the other side of the bed, where Pinkie was facing, and shows SpongeBob embracing Pinkie while kissing her. No handcuff can be seen on SpongeBob. Pinkie's eyes are wide open.]
SpongeBob: These Girls made me do it pinkie I'm so sorry!!!!!!!
Pinkie: sp...spongebob...
[She closes her eyes and hugs him back. No handcuff is visible on her.]
SpongeBob: I just didn't....
Pinkie: what happened to never hiding your feelings?
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[The screen flashes black again before going back to a closeup of the CMC, who are now facing to the audience's left with confident looks.]
Scootaloo: Now thats how we roll girls!
[The screen flashes black again before showing the full bedroom again. The CMC as walking towards the audience's right while smiling and Pinkie and SpongeBob stand next to each other happily. The handcuffs can be seen on SpongeBob's left arm and Pinkie's right hoof.]
Sweetie Belle: we'll take you two to our treehouse so we can get you out of the cuffs
[The scene changes to be inside the CMC's treehouse. Sweetie Belle's horn is illuminated and her magic surrounds the handcuffs.]
Sweetie Belle: okay just hold still...
[The handcuffs are removed and Pinkie and SpongeBob are extremely giddy.]
Sweetie Belle: and your free!
Pinkie: YAPEE WE'RE FREE!
[Pinkie jumps up and pushes herself and SpongeBob towards a window. The couple both have their eyes closed and are smiling while the CMC are all shocked.]
Apple Bloom: Um pinkie Ah dont think thats the smartest idea...................
Pinkie: WE FREE!!!!
[The scene changes to show a closeup of the CMC staring offscreen to the viewer's left. They remain shocked and worried.]
Apple Bloom: PINKIE! SPONGEBOB ARE YA'LL....
Scootaloo: wait!
Sweetie Belle: Oh god!
[They turn slightly to the right and their faces change to be extremely happy.]
Scootaloo: I hear something outside!!!
Apple Bloom: could it be?!
[The scene changes to be outside of the clubhouse. Pinkie is being pinned onto the ground by SpongeBob. They are both kissing and have their eyelids lowered. The CMC remain happy on the treehouse's balcony.]
Sweetie Belle: Pinkie busted her and spongebob out the window to make a quick getaway!!
[The couple close their eyes, stop kissing, and smile. The CMC jump into the air.]
The CMC: SPONGEBOB AND PINKIE SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
[Scootaloo stops jumping and makes her way towards the left side of the screen.]
Scootaloo: Oh there is rainbow dash and she has bonnie!
[The scene shows Rainbow in the sky flying while holding a rainbow ball that Bonnie has one hoof on. She appears to be losing her balance and looks worried.]
Rainbow: Hey Spongedude! Hey Pinkie Pie! Looking for somepony?
SpongeBob: WOAH RAINBOW CARFUL!
[SpongeBob and Pinkie stand in the middle of Ponyville, with Pinkie carrying Bonnie.]
SpongeBob: what were you doing with rainbow dash?
Pinkie: how did you....
Bonnie: Mama dada went challenge!
[Sppg's endcard plays for a few seconds before the video ends.]