So You Think You Know Everything, Do You?

"So You Think You Know Everything, Do You?" is the second segment of the fifth episode of Raw Toonage.
==Synopsis==
Two certified geniuses compete on a game show with each other, and a dog.
==Plot==
On the popular game show "So You Think You Know Everything, Do You?", the host Dick Blinkman asks the announcer who today's contestants are. The announcer introduces the first contestants:
# Mel Cranium, a man who has finished every college in the world and read every book ever written twice 
# Mona Museum, a woman who has visited every city in the world, speaks 47 languages and is a doctor, a architect and mathematical genius.
#Skippy, a dog who can do normal dog tricks (Dick and the others think it's a joke, until it's revealed that he is the 3rd contestant)
With all three of them together, Dick begins the game. However, in a short amount of time, Mel and Mona are tied with 11,000 points each while Skippy has only $1 (the question was "What covers the outside of a tree?" and his answer was "Bark"), thus ending the round find and starting the final round, the relay race. However, Mel and Mona refuse to participate until Dick says that if they don't participate, they forfeit and Skippy automatically wins, giving them no choice but to stay in the game. However, Mel and Mona fail, and Skippy joins in and wins the game.
Afterwards, Dick tells the contestants that the audience will vote for the winner, and Skippy is declared the winner. Mel and Mona protest, wondering what a dog would do with a boat, a car, a trip around the world and $1 million dollars. Skippy reveals that he plans to give the car and boat to his parents, go on a trip with his family and save the money in a bank, but not before buying a golden hydrant. This shocks Mel, Mona and even Dick, who can't believe that Skippy can talk, to which he replies that they may not have been as smart as the show suggests. 
While Mel and Mona are upset, Dick reveals that Skippy won fair and square because he was chosen by the audience... who are revealed to be dogs just like him. 
==Cast==
*Jodi Carlisle - Mona Museum
*Brian Cummings - Mel Cranium
*Dave Thomas - Dick Blinkman, Announcer
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