Mario VS Combine 5: Chapter 1

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Holy fucking shit. Now we're talking a fucking masterpiece here. I'm dead fucking serious. There is nothing better than Mario VS Combine 5 Chapters, especially the first one.
Plot
After The Island escape (or destruction), Mario has arrived to City 21, where once again, got fucked over by George and Bush. The twins from the MVC Prequel. They blew up his chopper, crashing onto one of the building roofs. Mario fortunately wasn't heavily injured from this and he already death threats on somebody who shot up his ride. He gets a call (Not really sure where did Mario get the headphones but my guess is when Mario just took those from the Combine chopper and Mario had no idea it was theirs) from the leader of the organization themselves, telling Mario it would be possible to kill the Combine leader, making the entire civilization fall. He hangs up the call by telling him to find their base, somewhere around the city. While Mario is fighting his way on the building roofs, he notices somebody who he has no idea who that might be, a metrocop commanding the Combine soldeirs? Of course the soldiers were just a decoy, possibly they were mannequins to trick Mario, either way it worked. Uh oh! Mario lost his extra life!!! (when the fuck did he get the other 3). Some metrocops doing their job, left the execution room for something else important. That's when Mario wakes up and gets traumatized by how horrifying the room is. He grabs the chainsaw, violently murders a metrocop, the other cop flew away. He somehow broke his chainsaw and couldn't find the gun, which we all know what that means - deathrun. HOLY SHIT MARIO RUN YOU FUCKING NOOB RUN!!! OH SHIT HE GOT AMBUSHED AGAIN!!!!!! MARIO LOOK OUT A SNIPER!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE GAS STATION IS BLOWING UP FROM CHAIN REACTION!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD MARIO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?????? THE CITY IS AT WAR!!!!!!!! LEADER OF THE GROUP: GET YOUR ASS AS QUICK AS YOU CAN!!!!!! MARIO: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He made it to their base, seeing how terrible the state of the organization really is. Mario, being the luckiest person in the world, manages to meet the leader. Along with the leader, you get to meet Mark's identical twin brother, doing his training, and some other guy who's not that important even if he looks exactly the same. George, he revealed his name, tells Mario that the Combine raid will happen at any moment and they better get ready in any second. While George informed him about the attack, he gives him a special issue assault rifle, SCAR. Refugee informes the leader that The Combine is already attacking the base. Mario once again (with Jack Simpleton), saves the world! EAT THAT. After the attack, they went back to the hiding place, making future plans to destroy the civilization in easier way. George tells them to grab everything from the hiding place and fight in the streets once they capture every single chokehold and checkpoint to take over the city. We don't know if the information really is correct but what really matters now is they're gonna give the battle to The Combine...
Credits
Meteorman2x - co creator (thumbnail logo, prop work, story, actor)
EnderTails - everything else
Category:Episodes
Category:OG Timeline
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