Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition/Episode 8 Transcript

This is the transcript for episode 8 of Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition.
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==Full Transcript==
Microsoft Sam: Guys, we're going on another trip!
R.O. Scotty: What, why?
Microsoft Mike: Because many of the MicrosoftSquirrel Land residents wanted you to come to Hawaii.
Microsoft Mary: It's going to be fun.
Microsoft Anna: Especially when I hang paloppanies on a palm tree.
Microsoft Sam: I told you a hundred times, Anna, POLO FRICKIN' PONIES!!!!!
Microsoft Anna: Just kidding, Sam!
Sam's Cola Gems
Jimmy: Sam's Cola Gems?
Hank: To wake you up in the morning
Harvey Z.: By Walmart.
Sidney: Too much caffeine for caffeine-sensitive people. 
Microsoft Sam to Jimmy, Hank, Harvey Z., and Sidney: Guys, stop messing around with logos! Let's go to Hawaii!
LH Michael: I love Hawaii.
LH Michelle: Me too.
Beulah: I can't wait to go surfing!
Abby: This is going to be fun!
Wally Warner: Cool cool cool cool!
Rhonda Raven: Did you know that Hawaiian crows are extinct in the wild?
Johnny: Didn't know that fact.
Lexine: Pack your bags!
Squirrel Girl: Hawaii, here we come!
Davemadson: Leavin' MicrosoftSquirrel Land in 3... 2... 1... GO!
At the airport again...
Airport Employee 1: *sighs* How can I help you?
Davemadson: 20 tickets to Hawaii, ma'am.
Airport Employee 1: It'll cost $130,000.
Davemadson: What!?!?! But I only have $112,000!
Airport Employee 1: Oh well. I guess you can't go to Hawaii today....
Davemadson: Will a snake charmer change your mind?
*plays snake charmer music*
Microsoft Zira: Go Dave!
Airport Employee 1: Sorry, we only accept cash, credit cards, or checks. We do not accept various items including the snake charmer.
Davemadson: That's it! I'm going to beat you up and we're going to Hawaii!
*beats up the airport employee*
Airport Employee 2: Ok, so 20 tickets to Hawaii?
Davemadson: Yup.
Aiport Employee 2: Enjoy.
6 hours later...
Davemadson: We're here!
Squirrel Girl: The beaches have white sand!
Microsoft Sam: Here we go!
Microsoft Mike: Wait a minute!
Microsoft Mary: It's Mt. Devil!
Lucifer & Lucretia McEvil: Hi guys! We're here to poop all over you!
All: OH NO!
God: Guys, I'll attack him for you! 
All: Phew!
*God uses his attack on the devils*
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Davemadson: Thank god!
God: You're welcome!
Hawaii Gems
Microsoft Sam: NOW CUT THAT OUT!
Microsoft Mike: Puddy tat.
Microsoft Mary: Sufferin' sand!
Microsoft Anna: Pfft!
Microsoft Zira: Punchin' palms!
Davemadson: It's sundown.
Squirrel Girl: Bye anyways.
Fabio the Moose: Can I put meatballs on your food!
All: Help!
R.O. Scotty: Bye for now. *closes curtain*
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