E.V.I.L. Part 2

E.V.I.L. Part 2 is the fifth episode of the second season of Super Sponge. The episode premiered on 11/27/23 and was written by Not-Joe. The next episode is Mermaid Man: Rise of the Mega Glork.
== Plot ==
The I.J.L.S.A. head off to Sand Mountain to rescue Patrick and takedown E.V.I.L.
== Transcript ==
(At the Big Bad Wolf's dark secret hideout.) 
Arsenal walked through a doorway, entering a room where the Big Bad Wolf was sitting on a throne. Arsenal kneeled before him.
Big Bad Wolf: "Mission report."
Arsenal: "Super Sponge's fat pink friend has been captured. One step closer to defeating the sponge himself."
(Sarcastically) Big Bad Wolf: "Nice leadership, Arsenal."
Arsenal: "Well, look, the team might've decided to do it their own way, but I think they're gonna be successful."
Big Bad Wolf: "Good."
Arsenal: "Out of curiosity, if I may… What's your long-term goal after you defeat Super Sponge?"
Big Bad Wolf: "To control the world."
Arsenal: "Why though? You already control the mobs and crime. Isn't that enough?"
Big Bad Wolf: "Do not question me."
Arsenal: "Yes, sir."
(Super Sponge intro is played.)
SpongeBob appeared inside a massive library.
The Librarian of the Galaxy was in the distance, playing a piano really well, while facing the opposite direction. SpongeBob slowly walked up to him, before speaking.
SpongeBob: "Uh, hello?"
Librarian: "Hello, SpongeBob. Welcome back to my library. Why are you here right now?"
SpongeBob: "Well, uh, sir… I was actually just about to ask you that."
Librarian: "How'd the battle against E.V.I.L. go?"
SpongeBob: "Oh, barnacles! That's right! We completely blew it! We lost."
Librarian: "Not yet…"
SpongeBob: "What do you mean not yet? I'm pretty sure I got my square butt handed to me."
Librarian: "All hope is not lost yet… The first thing you gotta do is wake up."
SpongeBob: "Oh, uh… So, do you mean that in a figurative sense, or..?"
Librarian: "No! I mean it literally! WAKE UP!!!"
SpongeBob: "GAH!!!"
SpongeBob woke up in a bed.
SpongeBob: "Where am I?!"
"Relax," said Green Harpoon.
Mermaid Girl: "You're in one of the guest bedrooms back at the Hall of Heroes."
Elastic: "Glad to see you awake again, Super Sponge."
SpongeBob: "You guys can call me SpongeBob when we're not fighting crime."
Mermaid Girl: "Speaking of fighting crime…"
The scene cuts forward in time to the heroes sitting in the Hall of Heroes conference room, as a map was being shown on the big computer in front of them.
Mermaid Girl: "We've been trying to uncover where the villains are keeping Patrick captive, but so far nothing."
Green Harpoon: "We've got no leads."
Sandy: "If only Dallas didn't catch me so off guard when she showed up. I didn't know what to do. I completely froze in my tracks."
SpongeBob: "Wait a minute. Tracks… That's it! Sandy, do you remember that tracking device you gave me a while ago?"
Sandy: "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "As they were leaving with Patrick, I threw it on one of the villains."
Sandy: "Great job, SpongeBob! Lemme see that computer."
Sandy got up from her chair and walked over to the computer. She typed a password into the keyboard. Suddenly, a red dot appeared on the screen!
Miss Appear: "Sand Mountain!"
Sandy: "That's where they are!"
Mermaid Girl: "Guys… We're going on a road trip!"
(Bubble transition to the villains' warehouse.)
The villains were sitting around in a room with a huge computer and a few smaller computers.
Man Ray: "Arsenal thinks he's better at being a villain than me… But with us holding one of their team members hostage, the I.J.L.S.A. will come here to rescue him, and what they don't know is I have installed security systems outside the building to obliterate them."
The Operator: "How do you know they have the coordinates to this place?"
Man Ray: "Because of this…"
Man Ray held up Sandy's tracking device in his hand.
Man Ray: "Super Sponge threw this on me earlier, and he doesn't think I knew, but I intentionally let him do it."
(Impressed) The Operator: "Wow. You really are an evil genius."
Patrick walked into the same room as all the villains.
Patrick: "Do you guys have a bathroom in here? Those donuts were really good but now I need the potty."
Man Ray: "Wait a minute. What donuts? Do you mean the ones on the kitchen table?!"
Patrick: "Yeah. It had a big sign that said ‘donut eat’. So, I ate them."
Man Ray: "No, you pink idiot! It said do NOT eat! Those were mine!"
Patrick wandered over to Sea Pig.
(Bubble transition.)
The I.J.L.S.A. were in a roofed van being driven by Elastic. They were driving on a highway in Sand Mountain and it was snowing out. The road was on the side of an actual mountain. Super Sponge was in the front passenger seat.
Mermaid Girl: “Okay, so we’re looking for a warehouse.”
Elastic: “Alright. It’s a little hard for me to see though because of all this snow.”
Super Sponge: “I love the snow.”
Elastic: “Really? Well, you should try driving in it. Just not with this vehicle. Only I get to drive this baby.”
(In the back seat) Sandy: “What’s that building up ahead?”
Way in the distance was a big warehouse.
Mermaid Girl: “That looks like the one! Speed up!”
Elastic began driving faster, towards the warehouse. Just then, a giant robot fly trap plant appeared on top of the building and a big red eye opened on it!
Robot fly trap: “TARGET ENGAGED!”
It started shooting bright red laser beams at the van!
Miss Appear: “AGH! WE’RE BEING SHOT AT!!!”
Elastic: “Hold on!”
Elastic started swerving the van left and right on the road, but the robot was still shooting lasers at them!
Elastic unbuckled his seat belt!
Elastic: "Here! You drive!"
Super Sponge: “But I thought you said-”
Elastic gave Super Sponge the wheel, as he crawled out the window!
Super Sponge: "AGH!"
The van almost collided with a truck, but Super Sponge drove out of the way just in time!
Elastic stood on the roof of the van!
Elastic: “I’m gonna need a harpoon!”
Green Harpoon held one out the window and Elastic grabbed it!
Elastic: “Thank you!”
Elastic squinted his eyes, focusing on the target, held his fin back… Then he threw the harpoon way out in front of him! It went hurdling in the air, and perfectly went right into the red eye on top of the robot fly swatter! The lasers stopped coming their way!
Everyone in the back seat: “YEAH!!!”
Super Sponge: "I should warn you guys… I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!"
All of them: "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Super Sponge drove off the road, into an underwater ocean!
(In the warehouse.)
Sea Pig was doing some serious stuff on one of the computers.
Patrick: "You know what this computer reminds me of? A few days ago, I watched a really cool movie about mutant jellyfish that eat people's brains. Anyways… The heroes in the movie use a computer to figure out that the mutant jellyfish aren't eating people's brains, but they're actually cleaning them." 
Sea Pig: "Do you have any idea how little I care?"
Patrick: "I don't have any ideas. Though I did have an idea once, a while ago. I wanted to invent chocolate flavored toothpaste."
Sea Pig: "What?! But that's literally so counterproductive! Why would anyone try to brush their teeth with a chocolate product?"
Patrick: "Because it would taste good. You really are dumb, aren't you?"
Sea Pig: "JUST STOP TALKING TO ME!!!"
Sea Pig turned to his teammates and pointed at Patrick.
Sea Pig: "Why did we have to kidnap this one? Why couldn't we have just kidnapped the squirrel?"
Dallas: "Don't underestimate Sandy. She is very tough. You couldn't kidnap her if you had an army of clones of yourself."
Sea Pig: "Is that a challenge? At least I don't go around calling myself 'The Operator'." (Mocking him) "Raw! I'm The Operator! Give me 50 cents to continue."
The Operator: "What's that supposed to mean?!"
Sea Pig: "Your gimmick is dumb and I'm embarrassed to be in the same team as you."
Man Ray: "Hey, everyone settle down!"
Sea Pig: "Of course you would try to stick up for your boyfriend."
Man Ray: "He's not my boyfriend! I just think his branding is epic."
Dallas: "Why did we even make you the one in charge? Didn't the original E.V.I.L. team you were in get defeated many years ago?"
Man Ray: "I've had enough of all of you!"
Man Ray took out a gun and shot a laser at Dallas! Dallas dodged by doing a backflip. Sea Pig sucker punched Man Ray in the head! The Operator took the gun out of Man Ray's hand and started mindlessly shooting lasers all around the room! Dallas ducked!
Sea Pig: "Eat it!"
Sea Pig ran and went to hit The Operator with a baseball bat! The Operator slapped the bat out of Sea Pig's grasp!
Man Ray: "Give me back my laser gun!"
Man Ray kicked The Operator in the gut, sending him to his knees! While he was down, Man Ray took the gun from him! Then, The Operator swung his foot and kicked Man Ray in the legs, making him fall on his face! He grabbed it back from Man Ray, and resumed shooting lasers all over the place! 
Dallas: "This is why I work alone!"
Dallas sprinted towards The Operator and punched him so hard that he went flying backwards, hitting his head against a wall!
Patrick re-entered the room and saw that the villains were all trying to kill each other.
Patrick: "Uhh… I think I'm just gonna see myself out."
Patrick walked towards an exit door.
Just then, the door was kicked open by the I.J.L.S.A.!
Patrick: "SPONGEBOB!"
Super Sponge: "PATRICK!"
Patrick ran up to Super Sponge and gave him a huge hug.
Super Sponge: "Okay, you're squeezing me a bit too tight now… I think you just broke my spine."
Patrick let go of him.
Patrick: "Sorry, buddy."
Super Sponge: "It's okay. I'm happy to see you too. Just promise not to get kidnapped by anyone again."
Patrick: "I promise."
Super Sponge: "Okay. Now… We've got work to do!"
The villains were still fighting each other. Man Ray was sparring with Dallas. Mermaid Girl snuck up behind Man Ray.
Mermaid Girl: "Peek-a-boo."
Man Ray turned his head to look at Mermaid Girl, who then punched him, knocking him unconscious!
Mermaid Girl: "BAM!"
Dallas ran off! Sea Pig and The Operator were shooting laser guns at each other! Elastic was standing in the distance and stretched his arm to where they were standing, and he snatched the laser gun out of The Operator's fins!
Elastic: "No lasers at the dinner table!"
The Operator waved his fin, and two Sink Mouth Zombies appeared in front of Elastic! They both started shooting a thick liquid at Elastic! But then, Super Sponge and Green Harpoon came to Elastic's defense!
Green Harpoon: "Need a hand? Or, uh, a harpoon?"
Super Sponge blew bubbles at one of the Sink Mouth Zombies, as Green Harpoon threw a harpoon at one of them! Miss Appear then made herself visible and she was standing right behind The Operator! She threw a net over him!
Sea Pig was shooting lasers at Patrick, which he was flying around to avoid!
Mermaid Girl: "This is called the Raging Whirlpool!"
Mermaid Girl began swimming around Sea Pig so fast that she created a whirlpool around him!
Mermaid Girl: "POW!"
Sandy was looking around, inside the building.
Dallas: "Hey Sandy!"
Dallas jumped onto Sandy's shoulders, trying to tackle her! Sandy tossed her off, to the ground, in front of her!
Sandy: "Wait, Dallas! I just wanna talk!"
Dallas: "Me too! This is how I talk!"
Dallas pounded Sandy with her fist, sending Sandy falling on her back! Dallas then took out a lasso and tossed it, wrapping it around Sandy's shoulders!
Sandy: "I'm serious, Dallas!"
Dallas: "Me too! Did you think me punching you wasn't serious? It must've not been a pretty good punch then."
Sandy broke free from the lasso and yanked on it, making Dallas fall on her stomach, as Sandy got back on her feet. Dallas stood up.
Sandy: "Look, Dallas… A cop gave me that picture of you and me. I saw how you put tape on it to preserve it over the years. Why did you do that?”
Dallas: "I don't know…"
Sandy: "Don't tell me you don't know! You're my sister! There has to be a reason!"
Dallas: "Sandy… I'm not your sister anymore. Maybe your sister still loves you deep down, but that part of me died when the village burnt down."
Sandy broke out in tears!
Sandy: "No! You are my sister! You are!"
Dallas: "I'm sorry. But it's the truth."
Dallas grabbed onto Sandy's elbow and threw her at a wall! Sandy slowly got up from the floor, and her ears were ringing for a second. When she looked up, Dallas was gone!
The scene cuts forward in time, to all the heroes regrouping in front of the building. It was still snowing outside.
(Cheerful) Mermaid Girl: "Okay, team… We caught them all!"
Sandy: "All of them except for one…"
SpongeBob: "Dallas got away? Don't worry, Sandy. We'll find her eventually."
Sandy: "Yes, we will find her. Dallas… And my sister."
The heroes walked over to their van, which was parked nicely in front of the warehouse.
Elastic: "What do you guys say we fly home today?"
Elastic held up a keychain and pressed a button on it… Then, the van transformed into a flying submarine!
Super Sponge: "Did you see that, Patrick? It completely transformed from one type of vehicle to another! That's so cool!"
Patrick: "Yeah! Maybe one day, I'll have something like that."
Super Sponge: "You should write that idea down."
(At night.)
The scene cuts forward in time, to the team of heroes flying around in the submarine, above Downtown Bikini Bottom.
Below them, the Swordfish was leaping from one building top to another.
Super Sponge: "What's the Swordfish doing down there?"
Mermaid Girl: "Lower the submarine, Elastic. This looks suspicious."
They landed the submarine on top of a building and all ran out of it. The Swordfish was standing there, holding a big piece of broken purple colored glass.
Super Sponge: "We're not looking for a fight… But what's going on here?"
The Swordfish slowly put the glass in his pocket… He then leaped at Super Sponge! Super Sponge flew to the side! Green Harpoon threw a harpoon at The Swordfish! He caught it in the air, and snapped it in half!
Green Harpoon: "What the heck?!"
The Swordfish opened his mouth and loudly HISSED!!!
Mermaid Girl: "Quiet!"
Mermaid Girl formed a water ball in the palm of her hand, and she jumped towards The Swordfish, to throw it at him! He disappeared before it could hit him! Then, he reappeared, in front of Sandy! He lunged towards her and tried to bite her with his vampire fangs!
Sandy: "AGH!!!"
Sandy stepped back just in time to avoid getting bit! Miss Appear ran towards The Swordfish, and tried to punch him! He ducked, then pushed her off the building!
Super Sponge: "MISS APPEAR!!!"
All the members of the team ran over to the edge of the roof! Super Sponge dived off the building, and caught Miss Appear before she could hit the ground! Holding onto her, he then whooshed back up into the sky! Super Sponge let her down on the roof, and by the time they got back up there, The Swordfish was gone!
Super Sponge: "What was all that about?"
Sandy: "I think the Swordfish… is a vampire!"
The End?
== Trivia ==
* This episode aired on 11/27/23 to celebrate the show's two year anniversary.
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