Barack Flobama

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Barack Flobama (1961-2021) was a former president of the United Flops of America. He was a big fan of Big Floppa's work."Damn I love that Big Floppa guy" -Barack Flobama on Big Floppa.
Barack Flobama hated Big Floppa's haters. He imprisoned Raymond Floppa in 2014 for insulting Big Floppa's album Flop Fo No Hoe. He also built a Big Floppa Statue in Detroit and Miami."That son of a bitch Raymond Floppa can diss your track no more! Cmon, Flop, let's go flop at some party" -Barack Flobama after imprisoning Raymond Floppa.
Barack authorized the Executive Order 696969, which banned SEX in the United Flops.
== Early Life ==
Barack Flobama was born in Sogtimore, UFA, one of the most dangerous place to live in. His birth name is Barack Tyrone Moammar Gloppins de Pooga-Flobama. He had a tough childhood, because his dad was a boozer and meth addict, and his mom was a hoe. This is the reason he hated his parents and loved Big Floppa, who was also against hoes.
== Presidency ==
Flobama did some attrocities towards Big Floppa haters. The largest one was the Bingus Re-Education Camp in Detroit. All sphynxes were sent to this camp to destroy their hatred towards Big Floppa. He also threatened Bingustan to go to war and persecuted the Bingus Religion.
== Personal Life ==
Barack Flobama had a wife that died in 1991. His only son, Johnny Flobama, is currently working as a corrupt politician and conglomerate and (reportedly) the former Head of the Re-Education Camp. He was often seen in Big Floppa's residence in Miami, hanging out with him. After Big Floppa's death he seemed to be sadder and weaker, and was probably the cause of his death in early 2021.
== Crimes ==
Flobama was presumably the murderer of Raymond Floppa in Detroit. It's possible that Flobama hired an assassin to kill Raymond, leaving no traces of him responsible for his death. Flobama also commited some warcrime during the Bingusburg Incident, where UF Marines, under the direct order of Flobama, accidentally massacred 50 unarmed Bingustani civilians, mistaken as Floppaeda terrorists.
== Death ==
Barack Flobama passed away from the Ligma disease in January 29 2021, signs of his infection first showed in 2017 when he was bedridden after touching an infected citizen in Detroit, he also fainted during a speech in 2019, he then became disabled because of the disease and had to use a wheelchair, His presidency will be succeeded by his vice president Joe Bingus.
== Quotes ==
== "Mommy milkers. Big milkies, milk truck, sucky sucky" ==
"Mommy milkers. Big milkies, milk truck, sucky sucky" is a sentence uttered by former president Barack Flobama during the presidential debate in 2010. This sole sayings made him won the election. Here is how it went:
Kanye Flop : "Mr Flobama here, he is an authoritianist menace to our country. How dare this man become a president, amirite?"
Barack Flobama : "Kanny don't you talk to me like that, you sussy baka!"
Kanye Flop : "Whatchu gonna do bro? Say mommy milkies or something?"
Barack Flobama:"Mommy milkers. Big milkies, milk truck, sucky sucky"Audience : *applause*
Audience : *more applause*
Kanye Flop : *terrified and confused* "what the fuck" - Barack Flobama during his presidential debate, 2010.
"Fuck bingus!"- Barack Flobama's motto.
"Look at those bingoids man, running 'round like animals, heh." - secret conversation between Barack Flobama and former president Kanye Flop.
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