GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim

GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim is the 41st episode of (pat)Rick Figures.
== Transcript ==
(The episode starts with Patrick inside a Mall, looking up, with a surprised expression. SpongeBob comes from the right side with a Fro-yo & a Snow-co.)
SpongeBob: Dude! This mall is tight! It's got everything- Fro-yo, Snow-co, No-bros...
(Shows Plankton who appears to be inside the mall.)
Plankton: (Looks behind) Hmm?
Patrick: Duuude! They even got the NEW GTA! (Red runs left)
SpongeBob: Oh, sick. Hey, that game has everything! (Follows Red while dropping his Fro-yo & Snow-co.) Even Fro-yo!
(Shows a video game arcade cabinet, called "GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim", with 2 controllers. The game screen shows a giant robot beating up a giant monster.)
Blue: Oh, it's co-op. (Both Red & Blue grab a controller) We gotta work together to pilot the fucking... (looks down) Mech!
(The word WELCOME is seen on the game screen with flames on the background.)
Game: Welcome to GTA: Pacific Ocean Grim. You must work together (Shows 2 brains merging into 1 green brain) to pilot in the fucking Mech. (Shows the robot)
(2 bowl-shaped machines appears on top of them, slowly going towards their head.)
Patrick: (gasps) My head's got a condom.
SpongeBob: I hate this already.
Game: Mission 1, Bikini Bottom, BIIITCH!
(The game screen shows the giant robot getting activated, while screams are heard from the city.)
SpongeBob: Woah! This is cool!
Patrick: Uuugh, these graphics suck.
(The robot is now shown from a closer viewpoint with epic music in the background. Meanwhile, people are screaming on the streets & it shows a group of persons, including a woman with a baby, looking up with shocked expressions.)
Game: Kaiju approaching!
(It returns to the game screen, where it shows a giant raccoon going towards the robot. Suddenly, the epic music comes back and it now shows Paulie Pretztail walking in the city.)
Paulie Pretztail: Konnichiwa!
SpongeBob: Ok! Come on, dude. We got to work together.
Patrick: Way ahead of you.
(The robot starts getting his right leg up, but then immediately falls & crashes.)
SpongeBob: What the hell was that?!
Patrick: I was trying to kick him in the nuts!
Game: (Beeping noise) Out of Sync. Connecting Brains.
SpongeBob: What? No! I don't wanna know (Closes up to Red's head) WHAT'S IN THERE!!
(The screen enters Patrick's mind, being completely white, with the sound of cold wind heard in the background. The Auto-Tuned Seabee then appears flying.)
Auto-Tuned Seabee: I'm all aloooone...
(The screen goes back to Patrick & SpongeBob, with Red having a shocked expression on his face & the screen now goes inside SpongeBob's mind. It shows a very snowy place with an igloo on the left, a flag in the middle & a penguin on the right standing beside a sign pointing towards the igloo saying "Library".)
Patrick (Off-screen): Oh my god, it's so cold. (The penguin starts going left) Are you still eating Fro-yo?
SpongeBob (Off-screen): Yeah, I got a brain freeze!
Patrick (Off-screen): Let go of that Fro-yo, bro!
(zooms out to Red & Blue again)
SpongeBob: (sighs) I'll do it! FOR MY FAMILY! (crushes his Fro-yo)
(shows SpongeBob's dad sitting in the giant robot's hand)
SpongeBob's dad: It's not everyday you get to sit in a hand.
(The robot's hand squishes SpongeBob's dad, killing him)
Game: (beeping noise) Brains synchronized. Smart move, idiots.
(Robot gets up & starts stomping back & forth, destroying the city)
Paulie Pretztail: Oh! You want to dance battrre? Very well... (Starts dancing & destroying the city)
SpongeBob: I don't think we're sychronized.
(Paulie Pretztail & the robot continue to dance and destroy the city)
Lord Puff-rettes: Oh. What a beautiful ballette recital. (giggles before getting stomped by the foot) SHIT!
(Paulie Pretztail & the robot are still dancing & destroying the city as it burns)
SpongeBob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Patrick: I'm just button mashing!
Paulie Pretztail: I... I can't keep up. Your moves are... are to fry. FOR A WHITE GUY! (blows up) ARGH!
Patrick: WHOO!
SpongeBob: We did it!
(Game bleeps)
Patrick: Not yet,we didn't!
Game: 99% destruction. 1 building remaining. (shows the mall on screen)
SpongeBob: Wait... the mall?! (Looks upward)
(The robot lifts it's foot over the mall)
Patrick: Game over man! Game over!
SpongeBob: Wait, don't do that!
(The robot stomps on the mall killing Patrick & SpongeBob before falling to the ground)
== Soundtrack ==
SpongeBob Action Theme - Title card.
Dombummel - The mall music.
Pre-hibernation - The game.
Rescue - The game in real life.
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