Toy Story 2/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
* (The CGI Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, followed by the Pixar logo. Then the screen fades to black, then from black to reveal the Little Green Men walking into the shot, squeaking and chattering)
* Little Green Man: (Turns to the camera) It's coming! It it's coming!
* (The claw brings down the "Toy Story" logo)
* All Little Green Men: Oohhhh.... (The claw brings down the "2" and puts it under the red trapezoid in the logo. Then, the Little Green Men face the camera) Two.
* (A black screen slides down, showing Woody as "The Boys are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy starts playing)
* Woody: Howdy, howdy, howdy, folks! It's good to be back! (Buzz lands next to him)
* Buzz Lightyear: Greetings!
* Woody: Buzz? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop the film. Is he in this too?
* Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me pull-string boy. What would "Toy Story 2" be without... (Opens his wings) Buzz Lightyear!
* Woody: A good movie.
* (The "2" flies in from the screen under the "Toy Story" logo)
* Thin Lizzy: (sings) The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town. (A black screen slides down, saying "Thanksgiving) I said, the boys are back in town!
== Theatrical Trailer ==
* (The screen cuts from a black screen to Hamm flipping through channels at super speed)
* Rex: It's too fast! How can you even warn what's on?
* (If you look carefully, you'll see small clips of Pixar's older shorts like "The Adventures of Andre and Wally B.", "Luxo Jr.", "Red's Dream", "Tin Toy" and "Knick Knack". A chicken cluck is briefly heard as Hamm skips the Al's Toy Barn commercial)
* Buzz: There it is! We made it!
* Rex: Back! Back! Back!
* Hamm: Too late, I'm in the forties. Must go around the horn. Faster.
* (Instead of Al's Toy Barn commercial like in the movie, the CGI Walt Disney Pictures logo is shown on the TV. Bo Peep, Mr. Potato Head and Slinky clamor with Buzz with that's the commercial they need)
* Buzz Lightyear: Oh, dear. He's stealing Woody!
* Toys: Wait, what?!
* (Buzz runs up to the TV, now showing the Pixar logo on it. Then we cut to Al sprinting up to Woody after hearing his pull-string and picks him up. We cut to the toys following Buzz as he uses Lenny)
* Hamm: Stealing? W-Wait!
* Rex: Somebody do something!
* A LOST FRIEND
* Hamm: Woody was taken.
* (The toys gasp in shock)
* Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save me. (A silent clip shows all of Andy's toys scattering out from under the bed after Woody yelled a yard sale. Then we cut to Buzz turning to the camera) I couldn't call myself his friend if l weren't willing to do the same.
* A DESPERATE PLAN
* Mrs. Potato Head: I'm packing you your "frustrated eyes" just in case. (Closes her husband's trunk)
* (The green army men and Rocky run for the door to block Buster the dog from coming in)
* Sarge: LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!
* A DARING MISSION
* Mr. Potato Head: (Grabs Slinky's butt) Geronimo!! (Jumps off the roof safely and releases Slinky's butt)
* Buzz Lightyear: (Catches Slinky's butt) To infinity. And beyond! (Jumps off the roof safely)
* Mrs. Potato Head: DON'T SPEAK TO ANY TOY YA DON'T KNOW!!
* (The screen flies over to the trucks driving past a soda can)
* Buzz Lightyear: We'll have to cross.
* (The other toys gasp upon seeing this)
* Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a mashed potato.
* Slinky: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what road murder is.
* Buzz Lightyear: DROP!!
* (The toys in cones drop and the trucks smash into each other. After a few clips of the other toys in cones, we cut to Mr. Potato Head and Hamm running out from the bushes. Hamm trips and his cork flies away, causing his cents to leak out)
* Hamm: (Turns left) Alright, nobody look until I get my cork back in!
* Utility Belt Buzz and Rex: It's Zurg!
* (Zurg pulls out his ball launcher cannon. Utility Belt Buzz jumps and flips over Zurg as Zurg fires tennis balls)
* Woody: I'm officially freaked out now.
* Rex: (gasps) What are we gonna do Buzz?!
* Utility Belt Buzz: Use your head!
* (We cut to the toys running with Rex as a battering ram)
* Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
* (The toys yell until they hit the vent and break through)
* Andy Geller: This Thanksgiving, the toys are back in town.
* Woody: (Kicks the box flap open, while carrying foam peanuts in his hands) Woody saves the day again!
* Andy Geller: And just trying to get home...
* (Al burps at Woody, much to his disgust)
* Buzz Lightyear: It isn't a real rescue without Buzz Lightyear!
* (Buzz smashes into the sliding doors once they close)
* Andy Geller: In on piece.
* (Woody laughs at the snake that bounced apart from the boot)
* Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
* Mr. Potato Head: We've never been down this aisle, it's pink.
* Hamm: Back it up. (Mr. Potato Head parks at the Barbies dancing and chuckling) Back it up!
* (The toys see the Barbies at a beach festival-themed play set. A ding is heard as the boys' mouths open, but after seeing a view of their beach festival)
* Tour Guide Barbie: (Slides down a water slide and jumps away and back flips, but lands in the driver's seat) I'm Tour Guide Barbie.
* Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.....
* Utility Belt Buzz: I'm going to let go of the wall!
* (The toys look up to the camera, shocked)
* Toys: Wait, what?!
* Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't.
* (We cut to the toys yelling and running to the camera with Woody in Utility Belt Buzz's hand)
* Utility Belt Buzz: One...
* Hamm: He would.
* Woody: (Kicks Buster) Hyah!
* (Buster barks and Woody rides him out Andy's door)
* Utility Belt Buzz: Two...
* (Slinky, Hamm, Rex and Mr. Potato Head plead for Utility Belt Buzz not to let go. Then we cut to Woody pulling on the vent door, which is locked)
* Utility Belt Buzz: (Releases the magnets) Three!
* (All but Utility Belt Buzz yell as they fall. Woody screaming as he awakens from his nightmare, but we cut to Rex yelling as he jumps and slides down the pole until he lands on Mr. Potato Head. A thud is heard as we cut over to the "Toy Story" logo, with the "2" flying in from the screen)
* Andy Geller: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. "Toy Story 2"!
* Woody: (Removes his hat) Ride like the wind, Bullseye! (His saddle slides away) Woah! (He hits the ground) Oof!
* (Bullseye stands on two hooves and covers his belly, but walks sideways out of the shot with a black screen following him. Yellow subtitles read "ONLY IN THEATERS". The music stops until the final text "THANKSGIVING" cuts in)
== VHS/DVD Trailer ==
* (The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
* Andy Geller: Coming to video.
* (The Pixar logo appears)
* Woody: HEEELLLPPP!!! BUZZ!!
* Hamm: Woody was taken!
* (The toys gasp in shock)
* Rex: What are we gonna do Buzz?!
* Utility Belt Buzz: Use your head!
* (We cut to the toys running with Rex as a battering ram)
* Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
* (The toys yell until they hit the vent and break through)
* Andy Geller: Hold on, the toys are back in town. (The Barbie dolls are heard chuckling and a ding is heard as the boys's mouths open) And just trying to get home...
* Tour Guide Barbie: (Slides down a water slide and jumps off and back flips, but lands in the driver's seat) I'm Tour Guide Barbie.
* Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud...
* Andy Geller: In one piece. (Woody screaming as he awakens from his nightmare, but we cut to Rex yelling as he jumps and slides down the pole until he lands on Mr. Potato Head. A thud is heard as we cut over to the "Toy Story" logo, with the "2" flying in from the screen) Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. "Toy Story 2".
* Woody: (Removes his hat) Ride like the wind, Bullseye! (His saddle slides apart) Woah! (He hits the ground) Oof!
* (Bullseye stands on 2 hooves and covers his belly, but walks sideways out of the shot with a black screen following him. Yellow subtitles read "COMING TO VIDEO AND", with the Disney DVD logo flying down from the ceiling. Underneath are subtitles saying "OCTOBER 17th, 2000")
* Andy Geller: Coming to video and Disney DVD, October 17, 2000!
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