Jeffy and Junior the Spies!

Jeffy and Junior the Spies! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season 2
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - When suspicious neighbors move in next door, Junior and Jeffy have their doubts and decide to spy on them, despite being told otherwise by Mario.
(It starts off with Mario parking his car near the SML house. Junior and Jeffy are seen sneaking behind the car. Mario goes into the backseat and picks up a bag. He is about to walk into the house when Jeffy and Junior jump out)
Junior and Jeffy: GOTCHA!
Mario: GAH! W-what are you two doing!?
Jeffy: We know you're hiding something from us! What’s in the bag?
Junior: Yeah we saw you steal money from Rosalina’s sock drawer.
Mario: Ugh. Don’t tell me you two are spying on me again.
Jeffy: Yep, and this time we caught you in the act! Now hand over the bag!
Mario: No! Let go!
(Jeffy tries tugging the bag from Mario and it falls causing a china star plate to crash into pieces)
Mario: Look at what you’ve done! That was my anniversary gift for Rosalina! How many times do I have to tell you guys to stop making assumptions? You are NOT secret agents!
Jeffy: Sorry Daddy…
Junior: Sorry Mario…
Mario: Now go grab a broom. You're cleaning this up.
Jeffy: I told you we shouldn’t have done this.
Junior: What the hell are you talking about? This was your idea!
(The two are interrupted as a dirty white van drives up to the house next to them. Out of the van comes two russian men carrying a blue duffel bag)
Mario: Oh that must be the new neighbors! Let’s go say hi!
Jeffy: I don’t know daddy. They look kinda creepy.
Junior: They look like serial killers.
Mario: Oh stop it. You two need to stop making assumptions. Come on.
(The three walk up to the neighbors)
Mario: Hi, I'm Mario, your new neighbor! My friend Goodman sold you the house.
Russian Man 1: Hi. No time to talk, we're kinda busy.
Russian Man 2: Watch it man don’t drop it!
Russian Man 1: You don’t drop it!
Mario: That looks kinda heavy, do you need a hand?
Russian Man 1: No we got it.
Russian Man 2: Yeah thanks for the offer.
Mario: Um this is my son Jeffy, and his friend Junior. Say hi guys.
Junior: Uhhh Hi?
Jeffy: Wussup.
Mario: Anyway I'm sure you two are very busy so we’ll leave you to it.
Russian Man 1: Good bye!
(Jeffy and Junior notice what appears to be an arm poking out of the duffel bag. As the two russians head back inside)
Mario: Alright, you two, hurry up and find the broom.
(Mario leaves)
Jeffy: What’s going on?
Junior: I don’t know. But we have to find out.
(It then cuts to Mario Goodman Junior and Jeffy at a dinner table)
Goodman: Thanks again for inviting me to dinner Mario.
Mario: Eh well it’s the least I can do for giving me an extra month to get the payment money.
Goodman: So you two said you saw a hand poking out of a duffel bag?
Jeffy: Yeah it was all plain and stiff.
Junior: Like a dead body.
Goodman: “chuckles” That’s ridiculous.
Mario: Don’t mind them Goodman, they think they’re a couple of spies. I keep letting them watch too many “Spy Kids”.
Goodman: Well I didn’t find anything suspicious about them when I sold the house to them. Other than that they paid in cash, and they used an anonymous name under the payment. Hmmm.
(Jeffy and Junior look at eachother with strange looks)
Goodman: Anyways, Mario can you turn on the TV?
Mario: Sure Goodman.
(Mario turns the TV on to the news)
Steve Staleburger: BREAKING NEWS! The Pensacola Bank has just been robbed out of 500,000 dollars. The suspects are still yet to be found. If you have any insights, call the PPD immediately.
Goodman: Another robbery? Hmm, sad. Hopefully Justice will be served.
Mario: True, I wonder who could have stolen that much money.
Jeffy: “gasp” The neighbors!
Mario: Oh no! Not this again.
Jeffy: But what if they did? The bank robberies didn’t start until after they bought the house.
Mario: First they are murders and now bank robbers, I can barely keep up with you two.
Goodman: I mean they did seem eccentric when I first met with them, but they are good people that mean well.
(Goodman brings out his phone and shows a bird eye view photo of their house)
Goodman: And besides, if they were bank robbers, why would they buy a house like this? Heh.
Jeffy: How did you get that shot?
Goodman: With this bad boy.
(Goodman presses a button and a drone flies in)
Mario: Cool drone!
Goodman: Thanks! I bought this drone so I can take photos of my listings to help keep track.
Jeffy: Hmmm. Intriguing.
Mario: Anyways, enough chit chat. Your food is gonna get cold.
(The four continue eating while Jeffy and Junior look at each other smiling. It cuts back to outside where Junior is looking at the house with binoculars)
Jeffy: See anything yet?
Junior: Ugh no. I can’t see anything. There’s too many closed blinds, it’s like they don’t want us to know what’s going on. I wish this wasn’t the only angle we had…
Jeffy: It isn’t the only angle.
(Jeffy runs off. Junior goes back to his binoculars and sees behind a window a russian woman wearing an apron with red splats all over it)
Junior: Gasp! Holy crap!
(The woman closes the blinds and Jeffy comes back)
Junior: You won’t believe what I saw!
Jeffy: What?
Junior: There was a lady covered in blood!
Jeffy: What? That’s insane!
Junior: I know! We need to call the cops!
Jeffy: Not yet! Because I brought something that can help us!
(Jeffy brings out Goodman’s drone)
Junior: What are you doing!? That’s Goodman’s! How did you get that!?
Jeffy: He trusted daddy with it while he was off for a business trip. And besides, what he doesn’t know can’t hurt him! We’ll just use it quickly and than we’ll put it back.
Junior: Hmm. I guess this is a good idea.
Jeffy: Alright. Now how do i turn this thing on.
(Jeffy flips a switch and it flies up)
Jeffy: Woah. Okay that was unexpected.
Junior: Fly it towards the house!
Jeffy: Alright!
(Jeffy flies the drone over the house)
Junior: See anything?
Jeffy: No I don't see- wait they’re coming out of the house.
(The russian neighbors walk to the backyard with the duffel bag and a shovel)
Jeffy: What are they doing with a duffel bag and a shovel?
Junior: Are they gonna bury the body?
(They start digging a hole and bury the duffel bag)
Junior: Well that answers my question.
Jeffy: Now we got all the proof we need!
(The drone then gets low on battery)
Junior: Crap it’s low on battery! Quick, fly it back!
Jeffy: I’m trying, it's not working!
(The drone goes into “Emergency landing mode”)
Junior: IT’S GOING INTO EMERGENCY LANDING MODE!
Jeffy: Crap crap crap! Get back up!
(The drone shuts off and lands in the neighbors)
Jeffy: Crap…
Junior: WHAT DO WE DO!? I’m not taking the blame for this!
Jeffy: Okay relax! We can quickly grab the drone before Daddy gets home.
Junior: When is he gonna get home?
Jeffy: I don’t know.
(Mario then walks up behind the two)
Jeffy: He should be back from Nintendo headquarters in like, a few hours-
Mario: What are you two doing!?
(Jeffy and Junior look at Mario with scared faces. It cuts back in the house where the two are confronted by Mario and Bowser)
Jeffy: We’re sorry.
Junior: We!? It was your idea to use the drone-
Bowser: Stop it! Both of you are in trouble here. You know i had to miss a very important episode of Charleyyy and Friends for this!
Jeffy: You don’t understand, they were burying a body! If only you just saw the footage-
Mario: ENOUGH! I am tired of your conspiracy theories! See Bowser, this is why you can’t let your son watch too many Spy Kids movies!
Bowser: You two need to go back there and ask for Mr. Goodman’s drone back!
Junior: WHAT!? NO!
Mario: And if it’s broken, no Christmas presents this year.
Jeffy: Who gives a shit about the presents?! I’m not trying to die!
Junior: If we go there, you might never see us again-
Bowser: Not another word young man!
Junior: …
Mario: Now go.
Jeffy: You’re not coming with us?-
Mario: NO!
(It cuts to the neighbors front yard)
Junior: Well, knock on the door.
Jeffy: Why can’t you do it?
Junior: You were the one who lost the drone in the first place!
(Jeffy sighs and knocks on the door)
Jeffy: Hello? Anyone h-home? Ah well they’re not home, guess we’re coming back later.
(Jeffy is about to walk away but Junior grabs him by the shirt and pulls him back)
Junior: No! I’m not losing my Christmas presents to this! We’ll tell our dads that they accepted our apology, but we have to get that drone back!
Jeffy: “sigh” Is this what I get for being a terrible son over the years?
(The two rush to the backyard and hop over the fence)
Jeffy: Drone? Where are you?
Junior: You realize it can’t hear you right?
Jeffy: Ugh whatever! Let’s just hurry up and find that stupid drone?
(The neighbors come up with one of them holding the drone and another holding a chisel)
Russian Man 1: You mean this drone?
(Jeffy and Junior scream and run off as the neighbors look confused. It cuts to the front yard where everyone is there, along with the police. Jeffy is seen holding his phone that has footage of the neighbors burying the duffel bag)
Jeffy: See this is where they are burying the body. And that was right before they attacked us with weapons!
Brooklyn Guy: Weapons? Anything you wanna say about that Mr. uh-
Russian Man 1: Torvald. Call me Torvald. No, we are actually nice people. We were trying to give the drone back to the children, but they ran off before we could give it to them.
Simmons: Well how do you explain the weapons, mate?
Russian Woman: Oh we have no weapons. We only have chisel. We’re artists.
Jeffy: Yeah right! We saw you burying a body. How do you explain that?
Brooklyn Guy: Hey! I’m asking the questions here! Yeah how do you explain that?
Russian Woman: I uh…
Russian Man 2: Oh that’s mine! It’s a sculpture I created myself. 
Brooklyn Guy: So do you mind if we come in and take a look?
Russian Woman: NO- I uh mean. We are just moving in with many boxes so it’s kinda messy.
Simmons: I’m sure it’s not so bad. After all, you should see my place. Heh.
Russian Man 1: Uh Lars, go and get the sculpture to show to the nice officers.
(The russian men walk into the house)
Simmons: So the little turtle said you were covered in blood?
Russian Woman: Oh it wasn’t blood, I was just painting a picture of roses. See?
(The woman brings out a painting of a rose garden)
Simmons: Ah. That makes sense.
Junior: Dammit.
Mario: What do you two have to say for yourselves?
Bowser: No more watching spy kids, ever.
Russian Woman: Here comes the statue. Lars did a good job on this.
(The two bring out the duffel bag and bring out an unfinished statue)
Jeffy: So it wasn’t a dead body?
Brooklyn Guy: Impressive. Well I think we’ve seen enough. I think we can all agree this is just a big misunderstanding.
Mario: You two are in so much trouble! How many times do I have to tell you not to judge someone before you get to know them-
(Suddenly the men drop the statue causing it to break open and reveal thousands of dollars falling onto the floor)
Russian Man 2: AW NYET!
Brooklyn Guy: What in the world!?
Simmons: Mate that looks like the money stolen from the bank!
Russian Man 1: HOW CAN YOU DROP IT!?
Brooklyn Guy: FREEZE YOUR UNDER ARREST!
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons apprehend the two and put them in handcuffs)
Russian Man 2: DON’T BLAME ME! IT WAS A STUPID IDEA TO ROB THE BANK!
Russian Man 1: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU STUPID F***ING SNITCH!
(The russian woman grabs the money and runs off only for Jeffy to sucker punch her in the face causing her to fall down knocking herself out)
Brooklyn Guy: Great job kid!
Simmons: Yeah we’ve been trying to catch these serial bank robbers for weeks!
Junior: Tried to tell you.
Jeffy: So are we still banned from watching spy kids?
Mario: Heh. I guess not.
(It cuts to a few days later where the two are seen playing baseball. Mario is seen talking to an elderly koopa)
Mario: Guys come meet the new neighbor. Mr. Old Man Koopa, this is my son Jeffy and his friend Junior.
Jeffy: Hello!
Junior: Hi!
Old Man Koopa: Well it’s nice to meet you young whippersnappers. Yall look like such good people.
Jeffy: Thanks.
(The koopa heads inside to continue packing)
Jeffy: He’s very nice!
Junior: Too nice… We need to go under desperate measures.
Jeffy: You thinking what i’m thinking?
Jeffy and Junior: Goodman’s Drone!
Mario: …
Jeffy and Junior: Gotcha!
Jeffy: Yeah like you said before, we shouldn’t judge someone before we get to know them!
Mario: Heh. Well I'm glad you figured it out. Now who wants spaghetti?
Jeffy and Junior: Me!
(The three go back inside as the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
* This is inspired by the youtube video by Dhar Mann, "Kids Spy on Creepy Neighbors".
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