A-A Wiki Talk Show Number 5

READ THIS PLEASE:
Wait wait wait, the note is BEFOREHAND now? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Anyways, Yes, I've had this saved for a while but never added it to the wiki. It's pretty evident, but the reason for this was the merge and all. I didn't really think A-A Wiki Talk Show BELONGED on ZCSF. Also, I would like to warn you guys that this episode is very... weird. Obviously this "show" isn't really suitable for younger people, but this episode is on a whole different level. Oh yeah, it also contains excessive amounts of Josh pushing/screaming/giving birth. Hopefully, more episodes are on the way...
A-A WIKI TALK SHOW IS BACK BABY!
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MOG: Okay peoples of the Aye-Aye Wiki.
We're here with...
Friggin Josh
Josh: Halo
MOG: So like,
I
never added episode 4,
so like, no questions today
soooo...
Josh,
labor,
NOW!
Josh: I'm not in labor yet! D:
MOG: Go into labor now,
due date was yesterday
Josh: Maybe the baby is a bit late
MOG: (dude if it came in during the talk show it'd be awesome... please?)
Josh: (... I'm... fine)
MOG: Josh, its already 9.6 days late
Josh: Well ma- oh gawd.
Bulla: Back
MOG: Oh
Josh is gonna go into labor
Josh: ... My water x.x
Bulla: :o
Awwwwww Josh
MOG: You need water?
LET'S PLAY HOUSE!
Bulla: ....Who should I be?
MOG: I was kidding
Bulla: Fuck >.>
MOG: Josh?
Is it coming?
how hard?
PUSH
Bulla: o.o
Josh: ....
MOG: PUSH
PUSH
Bulla: WHAT AM I WITNESSING?
MOG-
Josh: (That's what she said)
Bulla: THIS IS TV
Josh: *pushes*
Bulla: LADIES AND GENTS! WE'RE WATCHING LIFE!
MOG: OMG
I SEE IT!
I SEE THE HEAD OF THE BABY!!!!
Bulla: GET YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THIS! (Although this show is not for kids)
MOG: HARDER JOSH,
PUSH HARDER
Josh: *pushes really really hard*
MOG: JUST A LITTLE MORE JOSH!
Bulla: o.o
MOG: PUSH AS HARD AS YOU CAAAAAN!
Josh: *PUSHES AS HARD AS I CAN*
Bulla: A GIRL
MOG: *gasp*
Its.... ITS BEAUTIFUL! 
We shall name her...
Rias Gremory Reaper-Shawarma
Bulla: Name her Sterling!
Awwwwe;(
MOG: Right Josh?
Bulla: Fuck! DX
Josh: *out cold*
MOG: Oh no!
JOSH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please, you can't have died from labor!
Josh: *breathing*
MOG: Oh good, he's alive
Bulla: YES
MOG: *slaps Josh* WAKE UP,
THE BABY NEEDS YOU
Bulla: Mog,
Congrats
MOG: We now have a child! :')
July 27th, 2013!
(Is the DOB)
Josh: *wakes up*
MOG: JOSH!
The baby... she's beautiful
Bulla: *sits in the corner*
MOG: GO IN THE TIME OUT BULLA! Josh, you want it to be Rias, right?
Josh: Welp
MOG: Good
Josh: .... Where did it come out from? O.o
Bulla: ....
MOG: I don't know,
it just did
Bulla: Good question..
MOG: IT JUST CAME OUT OKAY? ;(
Josh: Fine,
Now,
Gimme my baby
Bulla: :\
I shall leave you two alone
MOG: No
Bulla: Yes
MOG: *Hands Baby to Josh*
Bulla: *takes a picture of the baby* Bye
MOG: Aw Bye
*Bulla leaves and enters again*
Bulla: Hi
Josh: Hey
MOG: Oh wb
Bulla: Thanks
http://images.wikia.com/anime-arts/images/7/79/Mog_X_midori.png xD
Josh: XDDDD
MOG: WTF? O.o
I'M NOT A FUCKING BLONDE!
Bulla: Midori drew me...
One tit is bigger than the other
MOG: ...xD
Josh: XDDD
Lump side.
Bulla: http://images.wikia.com/anime-arts/images/5/5f/LEO_X_DJ.png
Sometimes wrong with this picture,
DJ can't get boners he has nothing
Josh: And Leo is a man
MOG: Wow this episode is not planned, or organized whatsoever
Bulla: Ikr
MOG: WE JUST DO
And I was kinda watching the Internet Icon finale through this so.........
But Matthias won, and so I'm happy :)
So, anyways
Bulla: Happiness for MOG
MOG: Yep
Bulla: Give him a sharpie
*stuffs sharpie in MOG's nose*
MOG: ......The cats.
They think...
that this is unoriginal/redundant as hell......
Josh: Cat pee can make you high
MOG: But I don't have any handy...
You wanna just end it here? :/
DONE!
Category:Talk Show