They Won't Object (To a Brand New Friend)

"They Won't Object (To a Brand New Friend)" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Matthew's Mom encourages her son to leave the kitchen and spend some time with the other members of the mock trial team. Matthew finds the confidence to be himself.
== Lyrics ==
Matthew
(spoken) You're saying Go out there and demand that they like the food.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) No.
Matthew
(spoken) Got it.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) That's not—
Matthew
(spoken) I understand.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) That's not what I'm saying at all.
Matthew
(spoken) Well, what are you saying then?
Matthew's Mom
I'm sayin' don't just sit down and
Let the defense rest.
I'm saying go out and show how you're smart
and prose-cute!
Matthew
Aw, mom!
Matthew's Mom
I'm sayin' get out there,
And don't stop, and I promise they won't object
To havin' a brand new friend!
Matthew
You're saying get out there,
Just trust that they'll be real good sports.
And when I show them my true self,
They won't want to hold me in contempt of court.
They'll just think that I am a normal kid who's the best.
And the things that I say,
They will allow to remain
As admissible evidence!
Matthew's Mom
They won't—
Both
Object to a brand new friend!
They won't object to a brand new friend!
Matthew
(spoken) Thanks, mom.
Matthew's Mom
(spoken) You're welcome.
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