Mike Tyson vs. Donkey Kong REMASTERED

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==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Mike Tyson and Donkey Kong
== Lyrics ==
=== Mike: ===
You're about to be hungover thanks to my good aim and precision
I feel like you're to weak for me you'd rather face against my pet pigeons
I’m gonna punch your lights out because I'm the raging man you fear
Quit being a chicken and get out the tree house and fight you primian queer
You might have the big muscles, Gorilla Grodd but you just throw barrels
I can handle your DK Crew Imma leave them ALL in peril
So let us step into the ring and let's get ready to rumble
With a hook to the jaw you won't be able rap, you'll just mumble
=== DK: ===
You shouldn't talk to a guy still fighting since 1981
If I just poke you with my pinky finger you're knocked out I already won
Bite your tongue! Oh wait! Was that too soon?
You're punches are even lamer than your dumbass tatoo
If the midget Little Mac can kick your ass, then this will be no challenge
Look at this fist bitch! You're rhymes are making me cringe
You call that spitting? You aren't taking that literally right?
Just quit right now but I need some laughs, have a shot at the mic
=== Mike: ===
Bitch, I’m a mother fucking poet, you’re the fag eating bananas
Just fight me like a man I'll punch you all the way to Montana
I know one abbreviation that has both your initials that way
And it's one word: DICK, starts with a D and ends with a K
=== DK: ===
WHOA! Watch the language you keep drooling all over the place
I'm making you slip with my banana peels giving you a more fucked up face
I’ll use a giant hammer to straighten back your teeth
I'm eating healthy to be strong, all you eat is KFC
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/donkey-kong-vs-mike-tyson-remastered-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-1-year-anniversary
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csBuCua7cC0
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Mike Tyson
Donkey Kong
</poll>