Drill Pointed at the Center of the World

Cast:
* Peashooter
* Sunflower
* Squash
* Snow Pea
* Potato Mine
* Dr. Zomboss
* Meep The Imp
* Pail The Buckethead Zombie
* Roed The Conehead Zombie
* Wavee The Flag Zombie
== Story ==
( Setting: Zomboss Labratory )
( Zomboss is nervously pacing back and forth in frustration )
Zomboss: Urgh! How will I ever get the brains I so desperately crave from Crazy Dave when those rapscallion plants keep foiling my vicious plans?!
( Pail runs in with his bucket covering his eyes. )
Pail: Something's wrong, sir! There is no light to be seen! I'm going blind! BLIND I TELL YOU! How will I EVER fight for brains now?! HOW WILL I?!?
Zomboss: ( sighs ) You'll fight with your bucket not covering your EYES so you can SEE what you are doing! ( lifts bucket up )
Pail: Oh. By the way, any plans yet? None?
Zomboss: What do you think, scraphead?!
Pail: Geez, don't be so hard on us.
Zomboss: I don't have to be. You already have a hard head, steel for brains!
( Roed lurches in with the cone over his eyes. )
Roed: HELP! I'VE GONE BLIND!
( Zomboss sighs and lifts the cone without saying anything. )
Roed: Oh thanks. You see- ( Zomboss interrupts him )
Zomboss: Not. One. Word.
( Zomboss starts to pace back and forth again while Pail and Roed walk out of the office. )
( Wavee dashes in with his flag... you know where. )
Wavee: Halp! I've gone BLIND!
( Setting: Plant's Lawn )
( Peashooter is relaxing and sipping a lemonade. )
Peashooter: It's been a while since the zombies attacked. What do you think they are doing right now?
Sunflower: Dunno. Probably unblinding each other.
( Setting: Zomboss Labratory )
( Zomboss has kicked all the zombies out and locked the door. )
Zomboss: Now that I have some peace, I need to figure out a way to unearth the solution to my problems, to dig deep into my conciousness to find the perfect plan... I need to see the roots of the situation... and drill into the answer that will help me achieve brains... Aha! I've got it! ( runs to the kitchen )
Zomboss: This will help me in my quest greatly! ( drinks a glass of lemonade ) Ahhhh... that hit the spot.
Zomboss: Now for my true master plan: BUILD A DRILL! I will drill to the center of the earth, detonate the core, and collect the brains using a rocketship to stay in space forever! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Setting: Plant's Lawn )
( All plants relaxed, most sleeping )
Peashooter: It sure is a nice Saturday, isn't it Sunny?
Sunflower: It sure it...
( Potato Mine pops out of the ground in a state of panic )
Potato Mine: Did you feel that?! ( nervously glances around )
To be continued...