Mama said what now

Hey, Mama, there's a gator in the house.
What?
I said there's a gator in the house!!!!
Wha???
Oh for the love of cranberry nuts, I said there's a GATOR IN THE HOUSE
Oh
And Johnny accidentally ate his beard.
Again?
Yes, again.
Pass the mustard
What the heck??? Why????
How else am I gonna get rid of that infection...
Pee on it! Like a NORMAL person would do!
Ima slap you on yo head if you don't shut up
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