Marks for Effort

Musical guest:  Dan + Shay - Tequila
Guest star: Tommy Lee Jones
Henry and June introduce Dan + Shay, who performs Tequila
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...The Class of 2018!
Betty anne bongo: My name is Betty Ann Bong-o! I like to sing this song-o! I sing it all day long-o!
Narrator: Dateline, Tower, where the mayor was on his phone
Mayor: OK, bye (puts the phone down) Looks like we have our heroes! Uh oh!
Narrator: Today's episode, No time to fly, we see our heroes getting over to hit the fallout 
Flesh: He needs medical evac.
Mayor: Where is it? Is it there?
The Cheif: Hard drive’s gone.
Thunder girl: Are you sure?
[The mayor lifts a laptop, finds nothing.]
Flesh: It's gone. Give me a minute.
The Cheif: They must have it. Get after them.
Flesh: I don’t need no clothes, Aw nuts, who is that!
Stinky Diver: Blimey! Who is that!
The Cheif: Sir! Take the shot. I said take the shot! 
Tommy Lee Jones: I can’t, I may hit the flesh!
The Chief: Take the shot!
Tommy Lee Jones: Agent down.
Flesh: Ouches! (Falls through a waterfall)
Narrator: Will the train go through a tunnel during the fight? Will his dead body go down a waterfall? stay tuned for the action respawning conclusion of Action League Now!.
Quinton: Working on a real TV show is so exciting! 
Tamara: yeah, I know, right?
Sophia: I'm on a mostly natural high!
Jodie: These costumes are gonna make it hard to go to the bathroom.
Nathan: I'm not havin' any problem.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: We're shooting in five minutes and this bongo broad hasn't even delivered a script yet! Sweet Zombie Jesus! Like it's not hard enough to make a freakin' TV show for under fifty bucks! [The private jet arrives.] Damn it, I'll call you back, grandma. Nice of you to show up, toots. I mean that sincerely. It's just that I'm in show biz.
Betty anne bongo: Sorry. I went to my quiet place to write. Here's the script.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Argh! You writers make me sick. Nice job on the script, though. Places, everyone. [He makes copies of the script.] Okay. Cheap lights. Off-brand camera. And non-union action!
Nathan: I like ice cream... [licks an ice cream cone] ...and I like lollipops [licks a lollipop] ...and I like you, 
Jodie: Ew! I'm all licky-sticky! [sobs and runs away]
Nathan: I don't understand. When I like something, I lick it, like this raccoon. 
Betty anne bongo: don't lick things that don't wanna be licked.
Nathan: But how do I know what to lick and what not to lick?
Betty anne bongo: It's very simple.
[music starts to play]
If it's alive, don't lick it.
Sammy: Like a horse, a turtle or a cricket.
Brandon: I like turtles.
Betty anne bongo: So if you're not sure if it's alive or dead,
Poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead.
Nathan: Now I get it! [licks a stick and pokes the green headed kid with it]
Henry: June!!!!!
Betty anne bongo: Well, that's all for today, but before we go, let's do everything we just did two more times!
Bev: Be it parsnips or peppers or kale or zucchini.
Nevaeh: I like to relax with a spinach martini.
Dylan: A-gurgle bufwoozle didoodi houdini.
David and Bev: 'Cause we love our vegetables.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: [spoken] And cut! That's a wrap, everybody. Ten minute break, then we shoot season three.
July: Who on earth are they?
Harry: they're singing siblings, right?
Harper: (to the Caucasian siblings): C’mon, we gotta keep rehearsing!
Bev: I’m sorry, but I don’t feel like it. (Walks away)
David: No! Bethany!
Harper: I’ve got an idea.
Tyler: You do?
Nevaeh: I know how to cheer her up! C’mon, follow me!
Tom: You told them about that?
Nathan: I should've told the truth right away. 
Sophia: These simply prairie folk have a simple prairie-ish life here.
Quinton: And we’re was wrong to exploit it for profit.
Tamara: why? Because we’re your siblings
Kim: I'm as sad as an upside-down smile.
Danny: You mean a frown?
Paige: We didn't have a word for it... Until now.
Jodie: To think I put on an unflattering black sheep costume for you!
Brandon: To think I borrowed money from you! 
Tyler: I was gonna ask you to marry me. 
Nevaeh: I guess if you can't make up stories, I can't neither
Betty anne bongo: I deserve this. And more. Keep it coming!
Mr. Jimmy McGee: [spoken] Wait a second. As a big Hollywood TV producer, I think I know how to remedy this ethical lapse.
[one day later, the Caucasians are singing to bubblegum music]
Bev: So if you don't want a tapeworm or intestinal bug...
David and Bev: Don't eat pastrami that fell on the rug.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: [spoken] And cut! Ta-da! We got us a reality show! No actors, no writers, no problem!
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