Opening/Our Story Begins (Takuyaladdin Version)

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(We open on a beautiful day on a seaside port of an Arabian kingdom close by; In the form of the city of Agrabah. Then some figures disembarked from a merchant ship and began gathering their belongings. The first figure is a male bandicoot with orange fur, a gold yellow underbelly, a dark orange spiky mohawk on top of his head, a black nose, green eyes, and wearing a blue turban with light blue stripes, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, a brown sleeveless robe with gold, white, and red patterns, a blue long-sleeved tunic with light blue stripes and the sleeves rolled up, a red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, blue harem pants, and gold Arabian shoes. The second figure is another male bandicoot with red fur, a cream underbelly, short umber brown emo-like hair, a black nose, brown eyes, and wearing an orange turban with yellow stripes, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, a purple sleeveless robe with gold yellow and magenta patterns, an orange long-sleeved tunic with yellow stripes and the sleeves rolled up, a gold yellow silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, orange harem pants, and gold Arabian shoes. And the third figure is a human man with pale skin, an off-white deer antler on the right side of his head, a baby blue goat horn on the left, one long white fang, yellow eyes with different-sized black pupils, a green snake tongue, long black chest-length hair tied in a ponytail with white side bangs, and white bushy eyebrows, a light brown right hand, a yellow claw-like left hand, a bat's right black wing, a Pegasus' left blue wing, a dragon-like snake's red tail with a white tail tuft, and wearing a red turban with light yellow stripes, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, a red sleeveless robe with light red, white, and light yellow patterns, a light yellow long-sleeved tunic with red stripes and the sleeves rolled up, a light red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, light yellow harem pants, and gold Arabian shoes. With them are two female bandicoots, four bandicoot children, a human woman, two more children, one a male griffin and the other a female chimera-like creature, five male ducks, one an elderly adult and four children, and a female child duck. The first female bandicoot is a female anthro bandicoot with a slim figure, short blonde wavy shoulder-length hair, orange fur, a gold yellow muzzle and underbelly, long black eyelashes, a small black nose, green eyes, a small orange bobbed blonde tail, and wearing red lipstick, a pink short-sleeved cloak with gold floral designs over a white long-sleeved tunic, a blue silk sash, and gold harem shoes. The last female bandicoot is a female anthro bandicoot with long blonde hip-length hair tied in a ponytail, a gold yellow underbelly, blue eyes, and wearing a purple flower on the left side of her head, a purple headscarf with gold lining and orb-like patterns attached to either side, a black headband with purple amethyst gem brooches, a white pearl necklace, a blue short-sleeved harem-like shirt with gold trimming, long transparent blue silk sleeves with white sleeve rims, and a blue sapphire gem brooch on the bottom of her shirt, two gold bracelets on both her wrists, blue harem pants with white ankle rims, a blue transparent silk sarong with gold orb-like designs and a gold silk sash around the waist and a white line on the bottom, and pink harem shoes. The human woman has tan skin, short bleach blonde hair, hazel brown eyes, and wearing black mascara, a long transparent violet veil covering her head with a violet headband for support, a small transparent violet veil covering her nose and mouth, a gold necklace, a violet off-the-shoulder short-sleeved strapless, cropped tubetop, violet harem pants, and violet Arabian shoes. The first bandicoot child is a 4 year old male anthro bandicoot with orange fur, a yellow underbelly, short brown mohawk-like spiky hair, green eyes, a black nose, and wearing a white tanktop with a black line around the torso, blue pants, and brown and white converse shoes. He is Mohawk Bandicoot. The second bandicoot child is a 7 year old male anthro bandicoot with red fur, a cream underbelly, short umber brown crewcut-like hair, brown eyes, a black nose, and wearing a black short-sleeved shirt with a big white number 96 on the front, brown pants, and black boots. He is Luz Bandicoot, Mohawk’s older cousin. The third bandicoot child is a 9 year old female anthro bandicoot with light red fur, a cream underbelly, short blonde hair with downward spiky bangs, a black nose, blue eyes, and wearing a white tanktop with one strap on her right shoulder, a purple wristband on her left shoulder, blue baggy jean pants, and red shoes. She is Sabrina Bandicoot, Mohawk’s older sister and Luz’s older cousin. The last bandicoot child is a 3 year old female anthro bandicoot with light orange fur, a yellow underbelly, short blonde hair with a peekaboo bang, a black nose, blue eyes, and wearing a pink short-sleeved dress with a tiny medium pink ribbon on the front of the neck rim, white leggings, and black Mary Jane shoes. She is Lisa Bandicoot, Luz’s little sister and Mohawk and Sabrina’s younger cousin. The male griffin is a male teenage fledgling phoenix-like bird with gold orange feathers, a small feathered gold orange mohawk on his head, blue eyes, a light brown beak and talons, and white claws. He is Karl. The female chimera-like creature is a female teenage draconequus with a pale gray horse-like head, much different from other ponies' head styles, a cyan deer antler on the right, a periwinkle goat horn on the left, one long white fang, light blue eyes with blue irises and black pupils, a purple torso, thin white eyebrows, a fuchsia right arm of a lion, the fuchsia left claw of an eagle, the fuchsia right leg of a lizard, a light fuchsia left leg of a goat, a lavender right wing of a bat, a lavender left wing of a Pegasus, a fuchsia horse mane, a light blue dragon-like snake tail with a baby blue tail tuft, and the shape of her body resembling that of a snake or a Chinese dragon, a creature often depicted with a serpentine body, feline claws, and antlers. She is Lokina, Karl’s older twin sister (By two minutes). The first male duck is an adult elderly male duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a blue turban, a pair of small glasses, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, a red sleeveless robe with gold, white, and red patterns, a blue long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, and a red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist. The second male duck is a male boy duck with white feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light brown eyebrows, light blue eyes, and wearing a red turban, an indigo sleeveless robe with red, yellow, and green patterns, a purple long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, and a red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist. The last three male ducks are three male boy ducks with white feathers, gold yellow beaks, legs, webbed feet, light blue eyes, and each wearing a red turban, a blue turban, and a green turban, a red sleeveless robe, a blue sleeveless robe, and a green sleeveless robe with, on the first robe, red, light red, and pink patterns, on the second robe, blue, light blue, and baby blue patterns, and on the last robe, green, dark green, and light green pattern, a light red long-sleeved tunic, a light blue long-sleeved tunic, and a light green long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, and a red silk belt, a blue silk belt, and a green silk belt, each with some loose sashes around their waists. And the female duck is a female girl duck with white feathers, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, long black eyelashes, and wearing a pink headband with a pink jewel on a gold brooch centered on top, a gold necklace, a pink off-the-shoulder short-sleeved strapless, cropped tubetop, pink harem pants, and sometimes carries a doll that looks like her. As they gathered their belongings, Lokina asked the man upon seeing another beautiful ship)
Sabrina and Lokina: Dad? (Dad?)
Man: Yes, Lokina?
Male bandicoot 1: What's up, Sabrina?
Lokina: That other ship looks nicer than ours do.
Sabrina: Let alone beautiful than ours.
Man: (Surprised) Really?
Male bandicoot 1: (Surprised) Nicer than ours?
Male bandicoot 2: (Surprised) Let alone beautiful than ours?
Sabrina and Lokina: Yeah.
Karl: Why is it that ours is more, well…?
Luz: Old than that one is?
Mohawk: And ugly than the beautiful ones.
Lokina: Just curious.
Lisa: Like she said.
(The two male bandicoots and man chuckled a bit with the two female bandicoots, woman, and elderly male duck and then the elderly male duck turned to the two male bandicoots, man, and one of the male boy ducks)
Male elderly duck: (To the two male bandicoots, man, and one of the male boy ducks) I think it's time they understand.
Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, Lisa, Karl, and Lokina: (Curiously) Understand what?
(The two male bandicoots, man, and first male boy duck then happily explained away)
Man: Well, Karl, Lokina....
Male bandicoot 1: And Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, and Lisa....
Male bandicoot 2: It turns out that our ship is the real beauty besides the rich ships.
Male boy duck 1: So, basically, it's a whole "Never judge appearances" type of things.
Man: And besides....
Male bandicoot 2: it's not about the outside.
Male bandicoot 2 and man: But what's inside that counts.
(They respectively point at Lisa and Lokina's own hearts' locations gently, making them both smile softly)
Man: In fact, it reminds me of the time these four guys met some friends.
Male boy duck 1: And they were genies.
Male bandicoots 1 and 2: Formally.
Woman: That's true.
Female bandicoot 2: And a female bandicoot accompanied them.
Female bandicoot 1: (Agreeing) Oh, yeah.
Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, Lisa, Karl, and Lokina: (Amazed) Four genies?
Male bandicoots 1 and 2 and man: (Nods) Yep.
Male boy duck 2: A tale of adventure.
Male boy duck 3: Looking beyond the riches.
Male boy duck 4: Self-discovery.
Female duck: And romance.
Man: In fact, that's the story of how your mothers and us first met.
Male bandicoot 1: As well the story of the four genies' eight friends who met and fell in love with the eight beautiful princesses of this kingdom.
Male bandicoot 2: That's right.
(Interested, Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, Lisa, Karl, and Lokina asked away)
Sabrina: (Interested) Really?
Karl: Would you tell us that story?
Mohawk: Now we're totally interested!
Lokina: Yes, Dad.
Luz: Please tell us.
Lisa: Pretty please?
Male bandicoots 1 and 2 and man: (Nods) Of course.
Male boy duck 1: (Nods) How can we refuse?
Female bandicoots 1 and 2 and woman: Care to start it in song form?
Elderly male duck: They always like it when you start a story by singing your hearts out.
Male bandicoots 1 and 2, male boy duck 1, and man: Sure.
(Then they began singing)
Man: Oh, imagine a land
Male bandicoot 1: It's a faraway place
Male boy duck 1: Where the caravan camels roam
Male bandicoot 2: Where you wander among
Every culture and tongue
Male bandicoots 1 and 2 and man: It's chaotic, but hey, it's home
Male bandicoots 1 and 2, male boy duck 1, and man: When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a Gummi Ship and fly
To another Arabian night
(Then they began walking into Agrabah as we zoom into a nearby burning torch)
Takuyaladdin
(Then after we zoom away from the torch and into the Kingdom of Agrabah itself, the male bandicoots' group walked through the streets, with the man, two male bandicoots, and first male boy duck continuing their song)
Man: As you wind through the streets
Male bandicoot 1: At the fabled bazaars
Male boy duck 1: With the cardamom-cluttered stalls
Male bandicoot 2: You can smell every spice
While you haggle the price
Male bandicoots 1 and 2 and man: Of the silks and the satin shawls
Male bandicoots 1 and 2, male boy duck 1, and man: Oh, the music that plays
As you move through a maze
In the haze of your pure delight
You are caught in a dance
You are lost in the trance
Of another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
Like Arabian dreams
This mystical land
Of magic and sand
Is more than it seems
There's a road that may
Lead you to good or to greed
Through the power your wishing commands
Let the darkness unfold
Or find fortunes untold
While your destiny lies in your hands
(Then both the man and second male bandicoot illuminated their own flashlights under their own faces to make them intimidating, and spoke in a deep voice, impressing the male bandicoots' group)
Man: (In a deep voice) Only those with pure hearts may enter here.
Male bandicoot 2: (In a deep voice) The pure hearts whose worth lies far within.
Male bandicoot 2 and man: (In deep voices) The Diamonds in the Rough.
(Then they, the first male bandicoot, and first male boy duck resumed their song after they both turned their own flashlights off)
Male bandicoots 1 and 2, male boy duck 1, and man: (With the man and second male bandicoot in their normal voices) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They seem to excite
Take off and take flight
To shock and amaze
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
(As soon as the song is over, the three families rested in the marketplace with their shop stall. Then the man, two male bandicoots, and first male boy duck asked Mohawk, Sabrina, Luz, Lisa, Karl, and Lokina this question)
Man: Ready to know the story even more?
Male boy duck 1: It's a guarantee that you'll love it.
Male bandicoot 2: Indeed.
Sabrina, Lisa, and Karl: Yes, please!
Mohawk, Luz, and Lokina: Go right ahead!
Female bandicoots 1 and 2 and woman: Tell away, dears.
Male boy ducks 2, 3, and 4: Testify.
Male elderly duck and female duck: We have time.
(The man, two male bandicoots, and first male boy duck smiled softly and the man took some sand from the ground)
Male boy duck 1: We should warn you.
Male bandicoots 1 and 2: It's also a true story.
Man: It begins on a dark night.
(The man throws the sand into the sky which forms stars in the nighttime as he, the two male bandicoots, and first male boy duck narrated)
Man: (Voice-over) Where a dark man's group.
Male bandicoots 1 and 2: (Voice-over) Along with their goons wait.
Male boy duck 1: (Voice-over) With a dark purpose.
(We then see a male figure waiting on a horse with his group and goons, consisting twenty-three males and one female, in the desert as the story begins. The first male is a male-looking figure wearing a black long-sleeved dress coat over a black tanktop, black jeans, and black boots, black gloves, and sometimes carries two glowing red swords called Ethereal Blades as his weapons, and his coat's hood is up, completely covering his head, that we can't see his head and/or face underneath, for now. He is Xemnas. The second male is a male Ultimate-leveled vampire-type Digimon with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pale gray skin, small white sharp vampire-like fangs, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, and green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a red cravat tucked in his jumpsuit, a small yellow bat-shaped brooch holding a black Dracula-esque cape with red trimming, gray gloves each with one light gray bat symbol on them, two olive green belts with gold buckles on his waist and two more olive green belts looped on the sides of his waist on the bottom belt, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet section. He is Myotismon, Xemnas' partner. The third male is a tall old fat male anthro wolf with tan fur, a black nose, a long bluish gray beard, black pupiled eyes, blackish gray mustache, and wearing a strange looking green jewel with a gold rim and a brown ribbon around his neck, a dark blue cape with dark red inside with its collar that sticks up like Dracula's cape, a dark blue long-sleeved robe trimmed with yellow, light blue, and purple patterns, plus a hood that covered his head, an orange slash around his waist, and brown shoes. He is Merlock, Xemnas and Myotismon's partner. The fourth male is a 16 year old boy wearing his black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wore a black and red long-sleeved bodily vein-like tunic, black, red, and pale red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around his waist, two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long spiky knee-length black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg-length boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking key-shaped weapon called a Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Xemnas and Merlock's partner and Myotismon's son. The fifth male is a cross between a male sorcerer and a corpse with green skin, short black ponytailed hair, yellow eyes, a long black beard, crooked teeth, sharp nails, and wearing a brown long-sleeved hooded monk's robe and black boots, and sometimes carries a glowing green reliquary. He is Rasputin, Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, and Vanitas' partner. The sixth male is a tall male human-sized humanoid-like robot with dark gray armored body resembling both a gladiator and samurai's spiky armor, dark purple armored bodily interior, a dark gray armored gladiator/samurai helmet-like cowl, a dark gray armored mask-like face with short tiny thin black outlines resembling wrinkles, glowing red optics for eyes, a dark purple face emblem on the center of his chest, and sometimes carries a dark purple blaster called the Fusion Cannon on his right forearm that he can shoot from. He is Megatron, a Decepticon and Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, Rasputin, and Vanitas' partner. The seventh male is a hunched old man with thin white eyebrows, a curled silver goatee, pointed ears, yellow eyes, broad and hunched shoulders, a crooked back, and wearing a white and black long-sleeved coat with a red inner lining over a white long-sleeved shirt with two thin black belts, white gloves, and black calf-high boots. He is Master Xehanort, Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, Rasputin, Megatron, and Vanitas' partner. The eighth male is a male evil Power Ranger with jet black skin, sinister white pupil-less eyes, and wearing a dark red, black, and silver metallic helmet with a silver metallic Z-shaped symbol on top, a dark red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with a silver metallic webbing designs, dark red gloves with silver metallic webbing designed gauntlets and claws, dark red boots with silver metallic webbing designs, and sometimes wields a long silver metallic magic staff with a silver metallic Z-shaped on its tip. He is Lord Zedd, Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, Megatron, Rasputin, Vanitas, and Xehanort's partner. The ninth male is a cruel-looking man with short spiky brown hair, a spiky brown goatee, and wearing a yellow helmet-like mask with black eyes and red slanting pupils, a short red clothed cloak-like armor with shoulder pads with six black dots containing his Dark Balls all over the front and a yellow spike on each shoulder, a black short-sleeved short jumpsuit with a red letter A on it over a gray long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a yellow belt with a gold buckle, yellow bracelets, gray gloves, and yellow, black, and red boots. He is Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, Rasputin, Megatron, Vanitas, Xehanort, and Zedd's partner. The tenth male is a male slender-shaped Decepticon with a silver and light silver armored body, a light silver armored mask-like face with a light silver and dark gray armored helmet-like cowl with a small long red stick-shaped armored crest in the middle of the top of his forehead section and a tiny dark gray armored chin crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, small thick silver armored eyebrows, glowing red optics for eyes, a black armored neck, a pair of dark gray armored shoulderpads, a silver armored chest and pelvis, an olive green armored underbelly, dark gray armored forearms and hands, silver armored upper legs, light silver crested long knees with red rims at the back section, steel blue armored shins, and steel blue, silver, and light silver armored boot-like feet with silver toes, silver and red insteps, and silver, steel blue, and red stiletto-styled heels, and light silver medium sized jet plane-like wings with a short white lined trimmed tip on the top part of the wingtips and a short dark gray lined trimmed tip on the bottom part of the wingtips, and small dark gray armored wing-like mandibles in between his wings on his back, and sometimes carries medium thin red rockets on his forearms that he can shoot from. He is Starscream, Megatron's little brother and second-in-command of the Decepticons and his, Xemnas, Myotismon, Merlock, Rasputin, Vanitas, Xehanort, Zedd, and Vicious' henchman, who also seems to be the more cunning and intelligent one, despite his cowardly, deceitful, and pitiful nature. The eleventh male is a male muscular-shaped Decepticon with a red, silver, white, maroon red, and dark gray armored body, a red armored spiky helmet-like cowl with a small long red and maroon red armored mohawk-like crest on top and two small long red armored helmet parts/sidehairs, a silver armored mask-like face, two small long silver armored crest-shaped ears, a tiny thin black armored crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, a medium-sized pair of red, black, and maroon red armored wing-like shoulderpads, red, silver, and black armored gauntlets with light silver flame-shaped patterns, black optics for eyes and irises, glowing red optic-like pupils, a red armored chest and pelvis, two small silver car headlights with small yellow markings each on one left and right corner, depending on which side of his chest, silver armored forearms and hands, a silver and dark gray armored underbelly, dark gray upper legs, silver crested knees, red, black, and silver armored upper arms, yellow armored joints on his elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles, black, yellow, and light silver car tires on his back, and red, maroon red, yellow, and silver armored shins and boot-like feet. He is Knockout, Megatron's medical officer of the Decepticons, Starscream's best friend and partner, and Xemnas' group's henchman, who is also, at times, very vain and narcistic with his paintjob and appearance. The twelfth male is an evil version of a certain male superhero-cladded anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a red fedora with a black band, a black eyemask, a long black cape with red trimming, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, and a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt. He is Negaduck, Xemnas' group's loyal henchman. The thirteenth male is a large male slender muscular anthro adult Bengal tiger with orange fur, a white muzzle, paws and underbelly, black stripes, a light brown nose, lavender eyebags and eyelids, yellow eyes, green pupils, long sharp white claws, and wearing a white navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved business shirt, a red necktie, and navy blue business pants. He is Shere Khan, Xemnas' group's other loyal henchman. The fourteenth male is a male anthro Arabian dog with light brown fur, black pupiled eyes, a black nose, and wearing a light yellow turban, a white long-sleeved loose shirt, a mint green vest, a red sash around his waist, a light gray calf-length Arabian pants, mint green stockings, and light gray shoes. He is Dijon, Xemnas' group's other henchman, who, unlike Negaduck and Shere Khan, is their bumbling, but loyal, henchman. The fifteenth male is a male Albino bat with white fur, large light pink eyes, black pupils, large white ears with pink innards, a pink pig-like nose, and pink hands and feet. He is Bartok, Xemnas' group's somewhat reluctant henchman. The sixteenth male is a small male Rookie-leveled bat-type Digimon with yellow eyes, black fur, gray skin, small white fangs, and red claws, and wearing a blue upper-bodily helmet-like cloth with a picture of a white skull on the forehead section. He is Demidevimon, Xemnas' group's other henchman, who is also bumbling, but loyal, like Dijon. The seventeenth male is a male anthro rat with a tiny patch of brown hair on top of his head, peach skin, small black-pupiled eyes, small black whiskers, a black nose, white buckteeth, and wearing an orange plug hat with two short yellow plug stubs on top, dark blue goggles, a yellow long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with a neck collar flap, a red, white, and silver battery pack with a blue X-shaped crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around his torso, turquoise rubber gloves, a blue belt with a gray buckle and a gray plug wire-carrying wheel attached on the left side, and turquoise boots. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist electrokinesis, which is the power of electricity. The eighteenth male is a male anthro duck with short light brown hair on the top of his head, white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, and wearing a red and purple jester hat with gold jingle bells on the tips and also acts like his upper facemask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, a purple knee-length bodily jumpsuit with long orange sleeves, the right side with red polka dots and the left side with red stripes, and purple sleeve rims, and a yellow waist line-like belt, white gloves, and red jester-like shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist wackiness, an expert toy maker, and a skilled acrobat. The nineteenth male is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with short purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae on three thin black stems on top of his hair, green feathers, blue eyes, an orange beak, green vines for arms with light green stem rims on his shoulders and elbows, light green leaves for hands, two light green leaves for a tail, and brown root-like bark for hips, legs, and feet. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four, his powers consist botanokinesis, which is the power of plants, flowers, and trees, and also a genius floral/biology scientist. The twentieth male is a male anthro water-like dog with blue water-made skin, short blue water-made floppy ears, dark blue water-made eyes, a dark blue water-made nose, and a small dark blue water-made puddle for feet. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four, his powers consist aquakinesis, which is the power of water, and usually has a knack in good advertisements. The twenty-first male is a peg-legged crippled male bat with brown fur, large brown ears with pink innards and with his right ear having a small hole on a part of its edge near its tip, a somewhat crippled left wing, yellow eyes, black pupils, red eyebags around the eyes, and wearing a violet and light violet striped scarf around his neck, a purple turtleneck tanktop, black pants, a gray shoe on his left foot, a brown wooden peg leg in place of his right foot, and sometimes wears a black newsboy cap. He is Fidget. The twenty-second male is a male Beanbean creature with green skin, yellow pupil-less eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green topper, a purple eyemask, a purple and pale blue striped long-sleeved shirt, white gloves, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple, the Shadow Thief and Xemnas' group's other henchman. The twenty-third male is a human man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front, a black tanktop, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple rim-like belt around his waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, a member of Team Rocket. The last male is a male Normal-type scratching cat-like Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two light beige whiskers on his forehead, two light beige whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with pink innards, and a gold oval-shaped coin embedded on his forehead. He is Meowth, James' Pokemon partner in Team Rocket, and, regardless of being a Pokemon, can talk and even walk like a human. And the female is a human woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing green orb-shaped earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front, a black cropped tanktop, dark gray arm-length gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg-length boots. She is Jessie, James and Meowth's partner of Team Rocket and the leader of their trio group. They waited as another figure on another horse appeared and rode up to them. The rider of that horse got off and glared at Xemnas' group and their henchmen. He is a male antro weasel with muddy lime green fur, light muddy lime green markings, short dark muddy lime green neck-length hair, yellow eyes, black pupils, a black nose, and wearing a mauve newsboy cap and a mauve long-sleeved coat with four yellow buttons. He is Wacky Weasel, a bounty hunter they hired to help them with something)
Xemnas: (Calmly angry) You are late.
Megatron: (Calmly angry) We waited all night.
Wacky: Sorry for that, Xemnas, guys.
Xehanort: Do you have it?
Myotismon: Tell us.
Vanitas: You better have it.
Wacky: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
(Wacky pulls out a half of a gold scarab stone. Xemnas reached for it, but the bounty hunter pulled it back and smirked evilly as he held his hand out)
Wacky: Ah-ah-ah. Remember our deal. Treasure first.
(But before Wacky blinked, Demidevimon rolled his eyes in annoyance and flew past him, snatching the half scarab from him)
Wacky: Hey!
(Starscream then accepted the half scarab from Demidevimon and hands Megatron the half)
Merlock: Calm down, Wacky.
(Xemnas and Vanitas then removed their respective hood and helmet, revealing their faces. Xemnas is a 50 year old man and his head and face has dark tan skin, long silver shoulder-length hair, and amber eyes. And Vanitas has short jet black spiky hair, gold yellow eyes, and somewhat pale skin)
Xemnas: Have patience.
Vanitas: You'll get what's coming to you.
Dijon: (Chuckling a bit) What they said.
Zedd: Indeed.
Meowth: You can bet that money!
(Megatron then hands Xemnas the half scarab)
Megatron: It's time.
Knockout: (Agreeing in a casual happy nonchalant tone) Oh, yeah.
Starscream: (Gives a light evil smirk) It is, indeed, time.
Bartok: (Casually shrugs nonchalantly) The usual.
(Xemnas pulls out the other half of the scarab. After he connected them to form a whole scarab, the scarab came to life, glowed, and flew out of Xemnas' hands. It flies around, and then zipped out further into the desert)
Xemnas: Quickly!
Shere Khan: Follow it!
Megatron: After it!
(While Megatron, Starscream, and Knockout immediately transformed into their respective jet ship, jet plane, and racecar forms, Vanitas got on his Keyblade like a hoverboard while his father and the rest of Xemnas' group, on their horses, their henchmen, and Wacky, on his horse, proceeded to go in pursuit of the flying scarab)
Vicious and Negaduck: Faster!
Zedd: (To the bumbling henchmen) Quick, you slowpokes!
Rasputin: (To the bumbling henchmen) We haven't all night!
(The scarab continued to fly on until it stopped by a big dune. It then became halves again and dug right into the sand itself. It soon made two glowing lights in the sand. Suddenly, the dune began to rise up and, as the horses stopped and Megatron, Starscream, and Knockout transformed back into their robot forms, with Megatron and Starscream landing gracefully on their feet on the ground, upon arrival, the dune transformed into a giant head that looks like a tiger. After the horses ran off in fright after the villainous group got off and watched, the tiger head then opened its mouth)
Vanitas: Yes!
Xemnas: After all these years of searching.
Megatron: The Cave of Wonders.
Rasputin: Like the legends say.
Quackerjack: I know how interested you are.
Knockout: I know I am.
Wacky: (Amazed) I don't believe it.
(Xemnas grabs him)
Xemnas: Now remember, Wacky, get me and my men the lamp.
Xehanort: You can have the treasure for all we care.
Rasputin: Like the gold.
Vanitas: But the lamp is ours.
Zedd: Now, go on.
Megatron: Immediately.
(After Xemnas roughly released Wacky, the latter chuckled evilly a bit in greed upon recovery as he goes to the cave's entrance, which is the tiger head's mouth)
James: That's right!
Knockout: Get him the lamp, Wacky!
Jessie: (Loudly, to Wacky) We'll be here if you need us!
Starscream: (Loudly, to Wacky) Good luck! (Whispering, to Xemnas' group) Where did we have to get this greed-filled idiot?
Bartok: (Whispering, to Xemnas' group in agreement) He doesn't seem that bright.
Jessie: (Whispering, to Xemnas' group, agreeing) I'll say.
(Xemnas' group and their henchmen shushed the three and they continued to look on. Wacky reached the entrance and is about to enter. But before he could step in, the tiger head roared briefly, pushing him back. Wacky looked and gasped upon seeing the tiger head speak)
Tiger head: Who disturbs my slumber?
Wacky: (Nervously) Oh. Just me, Wacky Weasel. A humble bounty hunter and thief.
Tiger head: Know this. Only those with pure hearts may enter here. The pure hearts whose worth lies far within; The Diamonds in the Rough!
(As the tiger head said this, Xemnas' group and their henchmen gave dumbfounded looks and even at each other, as if they didn't think this through and why they had to pick a bounty hunter/thief like Wacky to get them this lamp if Wacky is supposedly not a "Pure Hearted Diamond in the Rough." After the last words echoed everywhere a bit when the tiger head finished his speech, Wacky gave a nervous look towards Xemnas' group and their henchmen, who just frowned in annoyance and anger)
Xemnas: Well?
Shere Khan: What are you waiting for?
Vanitas: Go on!
Vicious: Now!
Rasputin: Move it!
Megatron: Do not hesitate!
(Wacky gulped a bit and then entered the mouth again as the tiger head gave a loud brief menacing exhale. He reached the steps that lead down further. Wacky closes his eyes, put one foot on one step, and waited. When nothing happened, Wacky sighed in relief and is about to move on again, when the tiger head roared again. Wacky screamed in fear and tried to run away. But the tiger head, after finishing his roar, closed his mouth with him still inside. The dune then began to fall back to normal sending sand and wind everywhere knocking Xemnas' group and their henchmen down)
Xemnas' group: (While shielding themselves with their henchmen while being knocked down) NO!!!!
(The two scarab halves then fell out of the collapsed dune and stopped glowing)
Tiger head: (Voice-over) Seek thee out the Diamonds in the Rough.
(After those words echoed a bit, things are back to normal. Well, sort of. Jessie got up and shook herself angrily while she and the others recovered in either anger or calm anger)
Jessie: I don't believe it!
James: I just don't believe it!
Megavolt: We are never going to get our hands on that lamp!
Fidget: (Shrugs) Oh, well.
Knockout: (Shrugs in agreement) We tried.
Bartok: (Agreeing nonchalantly) Yes, indeedy.
Starscream: (Brushing some sand off of himself) We could at least try to find some other way to get that blasted lamp.
(Zedd punches Fidget in annoyance while Vicious rolled his eyes in annoyance, even though we can't see it underneath his helmet, and Megatron roughly grabbed Starscream by his neck in his fist, much to the second-in-command's nervousness and discomfort while Rasputin roughly grabbed Bartok in his fist)
Zedd: Enough!
Megatron: We're not giving up now, Starscream!
Negaduck: He's right!
Vicious: Yeah, quitters!
Rasputin: (Roughly squeezing Bartok a bit) So, grow a spine!
Starscream: (Choking a bit, nervously) Oh, well, what I meant to say when I said that.... (Chokes a bit when Megatron briefly squeezes his neck tightly, making him nervously change his tone and reply) Not that we could find another way eventually, that is, Lord Megatron.
Bartok: (Choking a bit, nervously) Okay, okay, we get the bigger picture.
(He and Starscream chuckled nervously a bit, and then Megatron and Rasputin released their respective grips on Starscream's neck and Bartok roughly, making the two latters cough a bit)
Megatron: (Giving a dark glare of satisfaction, nonchalantly) Much better.
Rasputin: (Agreeing nonchalantly) Good.
Megavolt: (While Starscream rubs released neck a bit in nonchalant annoyance and Bartok recovered) Yet I'm feeling like bolting bolts now that I'm ticked off!
(Megavolt then grabbed the scarab halves and gave them back to Xemnas who accept them calmly)
Myotismon: Patience.
Xemnas: Wacky was obviously not the worthy one the cave expected.
Knockout: (Sarcastically) Really?
Quackerjack: (Sarcastically) Oh, geez, that's a surprise!
Megavolt: Unbelievable. I think we are going to die from that surprise!
Liquidator: Definitely not good!
Bushroot: Then what are we going to do about it?
Starscream: Yet suppose this lamp doesn't even exist?
Dijon: We got a big problem, a big problem that....
Starscream: (At the same time as Dijon's above line) I highly doubt that....
(Xemnas, Shere Khan, and Megatron, looking deadpan and annoyed and angrily annoyed respectively, closed Bushroot and Dijon's respective beak and mouth with their hands while Megatron approached Starscream calmly, giving a menacing nonchalant stare, making the three stop)
Megatron: You think the lamp doesn't exist?
Starscream: Part of me does, yet another part of me doesn't.
Popple: Starscream usually doesn't believe in magic and supernatural activities, see?
Bartok: (Agreeing) None of those crazy magical moments.
Starscream: (Giving a flat look) And besides, even if you do want this lamp, as much as Xemnas' group does, (Crosses his arms snobbishly) you and them will always be second best to the Sultan's group and their guards.
(Knockout and the rest of the non-serious henchmen got shocked and surprised that Starscream would say that to Megatron and even Xemnas' group's faces while the serious henchmen just gave flat dry looks, as if they expected Starscream would make a seemingly bad move by saying that)
Knockout: (Gives a brief whistle of surprise) Oh, boy.
Bartok: (Whispering, through gritted teeth) Ix-nay on the econd est-say-bay.
(A brief pause, then Xemnas' group and even Megatron chuckled dryly a bit with calm evil smirks, and then Megatron approached Starscream, much to the latter's calm nervousness, as if anticipating what's coming to him)
Zedd: And you think second best is enough?
Rasputin: Is that what you think, Starscream?
Starscream: (Nervously, trying to make an excuse) Well, when I said second best, I meant, well, uh.... (Under his breath nervously) Oh, dear....
(Then Xemnas' group, especially Megatron, slowly got angry as they said these lines next, their tempers boiling over slowly)
Megatron: Yet do you not recall how I was able to conquer the Gladiatorial Pits of Kaon from deep under to get where I am now? From champion gladiator and warrior to advisor alongside Xemnas' group?!
Xemnas: And what we had to do to get the power that we have now?
Xehanort: In order to become said advisors?!
Vanitas: Especially since I was born?!
Zedd: Not to mention the sacrifices that we've made?
Myotismon: The bodies of murdered victims that we've buried and kept hidden from our enemies?!
Merlock: And, of course, the five years spent in a jail of another kingdom?!
Rasputin: Which we wish to not speak of for now?!
Megatron: Everyone, especially you, need to understand that!
(Starscream nervously got scared even more as Megatron loomed over him as Xemnas' group and Megatron continued angrily, their boiling tempers having reached a boiling point. Even the non-serious henchmen got calmly nervous while the serious henchmen just stood back nonchalantly, anticipating this with looks that read "This should definitely be good")
Vicious: And that they will pay for underestimating us!
Merlock: Second best is not enough!
Myotismon: And it will never be enough!
Xemnas: Which is exactly why we need that lamp!
Megatron: And that you should have confidence in our plans!
Xemnas' group: (With Megatron screaming this in the really nervous and terrified Starscream's face, making the latter cower down and shake in fear) UNDERSTAND?!!!!
(Shaking in fear a bit, Starscream immediately snapped out of it and understood immediately in a nervous fashion)
Starscream: (Nervously, shakily a bit) Y-Y-Yes, Lord Megatron, Xemnas' group. (He chuckles nervously a bit, and then, after clearing his throat, composed himself, all cool as a cucumber and no longer nervous and scared, as if this moment with him never happened) I understand.
Xemnas' group: (Dryly, calmly again) Good.
(Then they all changed the subject involving on how to get this lamp)
Knockout: Well, now that we got that out of the way....
Bartok: As we were....
Popple: What can we do to get that lamp and find those Pure Hearted ones to get it for us?
(Xemnas' group then looked on in thought upon Popple's question)
Myotismon, Merlock, Megatron, Rasputin, Vanitas, and Vicious: True.
Shere Khan: Only one or more with pure hearts can enter.
Zedd: Indeed.
Xehanort: We must find the ones.
Xemnas: Those Diamonds in the Rough.
(They then started thinking it over)
Coming up: A certain young street rat in the form of a 15 year boy and his group and their gang evade the palace guards after stealing a loaf of bread. Then later, after they encounter another prince and his twelve brothers heading to Agrabah's palace to compete on who will woo the princess, her twin sister and older sister, and their five live-in cousins, they think over their own dreams of being rich and living in a palace.
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