"Burger" Garrett

"Burger" Garrett is an original character created by Lolwutburger. He is a blue-haired boy from Phoenix who lives with his parents and his sister, Lauren.
==Background==
Uh, Burger's desktop background is his cat, Fluffles.
Oh, you mean HIS background? That's different...
===Development===
Burger was made while improvising character choices in The Stick of Truth, but his coat was orange. His coat was changed to gray to avoid looking like Kenny. Over the course of a few months in the fandom, he changed. And by changed, he went through multiple phases. These phases are as follows:
*Normal Person with blue hair
*Propane Huffer
*Insane Arsonist
*Insane leader of a inmate army who is currently being hunted by the FBI for reasons involving things that happened "Two Years Ago..."
===Family===
Burger is the son of Dave and Martha Garrett, with a sister named Lauren and an older brother named Glen who we never see much.
===Hobbies/Interests===
====Propane Huffing====
One of Burger's primary interests is huffing propane. That's what made him what he is now.
====Nudity====
Burger is into hardcore nudity. Whether it be guys or girls, he's into it. Sometimes, he hosts nudist parties which his parents join in, while his sister sits outside making a snowman with a huge dick while meeting other people that walk by.
====Doodling====
Burger likes to doodle. He regularly draws stickmen fighting or caricatures of people.
===Criminal Record===
*Possession of Drugs - Burger has been known to possess some marijuana, crack, meth and propane.
*'Sexual Assault - 'Burger made love to a Washing Machine. But the love was mutual so that wouldn't be considered rape, ha.
*Attempted Suicide - Burger has asked multiple people to burn him, telling them that "ONLY FIRE CAN RE-FUEL MY CREATIVE JUICES! BURN ME, BABY!"
*Prison crimes - Burger has done some horrible things in prison, such as taking it over and breaking out along with an army of inmates convinced that Burger's way is the only way.
*Murder - To get out of prison, Burger had to kill multiple people, including the prison's warden.
*Impersonation of Law People - Burger impersonated the warden after killing him, in order to free the prisoners. Since the guards were all idiots, they were convinced that he was the real warden.
*Sex Crimes - Burger has whored himself to multiple people, most of them pedophiles and female sex assaulters.
===The Stick of Truth===
(Note: This is how Burger would be if he actually was in the game. This is copied from the deviantART page, which was written by Lolwutburger himself. Edited a little, but don't worry. It was edited by Lolwutburger.)
So, Douchebag would be walking along, and suddenly Lauren will approach him and ask him something like "Hey, New Kid! You look like a quest-y kind of guy. How would you like an easy 5 bucks? All you have to do is get 20 dollars from my brother. He's at the local Burger King. Beat him up, and steal from his pocket."
When you get to the Burger King, you'd find the sign be spraypainted with the words "The Sacred Lands" and inside, there'd be a lot of raving nudists that you'd have to fight to get to Burger.
When you'd get to him, you'll find him in a colorful office room with lots of propane tanks, in a Warden Costume. He'd say something like "Hello there, person! Welcome to my fancy lair, isn't it great?" and Douchebag is free to explore the room, until he touches the 20 dollars. "Hey, what are you doing with... HE'S STEALING MY CASH!" and the battle starts.
The battle is with him, and his Washing Machine, with Mark (one of Lolwutburger's first OCs) videotaping it.
====His moves====
#Pro-pain! He inflicts burn to his enemies.
#Regular attack: Bonks with his cane.
#Flash: He opens his Jacket and flashes his enemies, stunning them.
#WASHING MACHINE! He summons his washing machine.
#Burger is mad as hell! When you destroy his Washing Machine, he becomes enraged and gets stronger attacks.
#Par-tay! Burger summons nudists to aid him in his fight.
#Final Precautions: When he's out of health, he starts taking off all of his clothes and gets a new form: Naked Burger.
"You're quite the fighter, kid. But how would you stand a chance against.... my final form! SHA-POO-DER! Behold... NUDITY!"
====Naked Burger's moves====
#Have some chocolates! Burger takes a crap and throws it at the player.
#Trippin': Burger huffs some propane that regenerates his health.
#Regular attack: He kicks the character, only to hurt his own leg in the process. (Burger's a pussy, ha!)
#Hasta-la-vista!: When he's left with 1 health point, he lights a match and throws it at the cans of propane nearby, and explodes, wrecking a hole in the wall that he escapes to.
So, yeah. Douchebag has won the battle. He has the 20 dollars. Burger escapes through the hole, saying "This isn't be the last you'll see of BURGER GARRETT! Just wait and see..."
NEW QUEST: Bring Lauren the 20 dollars!
Due to the explosion, the Burger King is now crumbling down, with some of the nudists being crushed. You'll still have to fight some of the nudists, if you haven't killed them yet. When you get out of the BK, Lauren tells you "Thanks, New Kid! Have you looted him yet?" then he remembers that Burger got away.
===Burger in the Stick of Truth: Part 2!===
Burger has invaded the Mall, where he has multiple security guards in hostage, when suddenly New Kid comes in and he says "Hey, New Kid. I saw you giving the 20 dollars to Lauren there, but she hasn't given you the 5 dollars, eh? How'd you like to help me recover my cash?" and you get Burger as a new partner! You can't have him switch to Nudist Burger, though. Lauren would be in their house, counting her new cash. The house has been turned into some sort of feminine battleground, where you have to battle her girls.
Burger says "Lauren! I knew it was you!"
Lauren says "New Kid, you rat!"
Burger says: "New Kid, go fight these chicks while I fight... her!"
Douchebag will then have to fight the girls, before he could get to Lauren.
When he finally does, Lauren has Burger tied up, and you have to fight her to free Burger and get his 20 dollars back.
====Generaless Lauren's moves====
#Regular attack: Shoots the New Kid with a dart gun.
#SUMMON THE REINFORCEMENTS!: Two girls come in to aid her in battle.
#CINDY, COME OVER HERE!: Lauren summons Cindy (who you may know as a minor character from Burger Makes Love to a Washing Machine) and Cindy brings her a bagel that makes her re-gain health.
When Douchebag beats Lauren and sets Burger free, Burger takes the key from Lauren's pocket, opens her drawer, gets 25 dollars and gives 5 to Douchebag.
==Appearance==
Burger has a regular body structure, with regular clothes. The most distinguishing part of him is his blue hair. This has caused multiple people to confuse him with the mayor.
==Personality==
Burger used to be some normal guy, until one day he took a huff at some propane and became insane. His current insane persona makes him a propane huffing nudist, which means he embraces nudity and has no shame when going out in public while nude.
Burger seems to be some sort of pyromaniac, trying to burn down stuff and even himself.
Burger is oblivious to simple concepts such as suicide and ice cream, believing that it's some sort of new invention that causes teeth to hurt because of the cold.
Burger also likes sandwiches.
==Relationships==
So, yeah. Burger has had some friends.
===Lauren===
Lauren is Burger's sister, younger by 5 months. Burger always tries converting Lauren to nudity and Pedroism, but no attempts have worked. Lauren is regularly annoyed by Burger, and is embarrassed to be seen near him while in the nude.
===Francis===
Francis is one of Burger's lackeys, as seen in the end of Chapter 4 of My Little Brony. They are actually friends, though.
===The FBI===
Burger has been hunted multiple times by the FBI, since he's on the most wanted list. His usual captors are a redheaded agent named Agent Johnson and a black haired agent named Agent Sterling.
===Numerous Pedophiles===
Burger apparently has had relations with pedophiles, almost constantly mentioning how he was molested in multiple areas.
==Trivia==
*Burger has an ask account on DeviantART, since many people do.
*Burger is a conformist.
*Burger hates ketchup, prunes and prune-flavored ketchup.
*Even though his name is Burger, he states that he likes sandwiches more.
*Burger's genderswapped name is Sandra Weech, since putting them together makes Sandwich. Great pun, huh?
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