Bunny Infestation

This is the sixth episode of Into the Spongyverse.
==Transcript==
(SpongeBob is tending to his spice gardens)
SpongeBob: Aaand there! Finally, all my spices have been attended to. (wipes sweat off his forehead) That took longer than I expected.
(He then sees that he missed one)
SpongeBob: Oops, missed one. Lemme just get that one real quick-
(A sea bunny then hops from the ground and eats the spice)
SpongeBob: What the? A sea bunny? They’re so cute! But… my spice garden… Oh… such a dilemma I have gotten myself into!
(The sea bunny makes cute sea bunny noises)
SpongeBob: Aww… (pets the sea bunny, but gets bitten by it) Bunnies are so precious, but they bite. Ouch.
(Next door, he hears Squidward screaming in fear at his own sea bunny problem)
Squidward: Somebody! HELP!
(SpongeBob dashes over to Squidward, who is starting to swell up)
SpongeBob: Uh, Squidward?
Squidward: Yeah yeah, I know I’m having an allergic reaction. Please get (points to the sea bunny in his vegetable garden) this runt out of my garden!
SpongeBob: I can’t just get him out. He’s too precious to be kicked out like that!
Squidward: Then I dunno, keep him in a shelter or something. Just anywhere away from me!
SpongeBob: Great idea, Squidward! I knew I could count on you!
(Squidward blushes as SpongeBob runs away towards the sea bunny)
Squidward: Wait, why did I just blush?
(SpongeBob picks up the sea bunny and starts heading towards the Bikini Bottom Animal Shelter. The scene bubble transitions to the shelter, and SpongeBob is seen standing in front of it)
SpongeBob: Here we are, little bunny wunny. Your new home!
(The sea bunny starts squirming in the cage he was put in)
SpongeBob: Huh? What’s wrong?
(As SpongeBob enters the animal shelter, the sea bunny starts making loud noises)
SpongeBob: Shh, my little one, everything will be fine.
(Marvin shows up out of nowhere to greet SpongeBob)
Marvin: (sweating) Oh thank Neptune someone’s here. I desperately need some help around here. (he looks at the sea bunny) Oh, it’s just yet another sea bunny.
SpongeBob: What do you mean?
Marvin: (sighs) We’ve had so many sea bunnies around town (the scene pans over to the endless amount of cages with sea bunnies in them) that we’re actually starting to run out of room! That’s never happened before and it’s driving me INSANE!
SpongeBob: Yikes. Maybe I should find this guy a different place to live.
Marvin: Preferably away from here, thank you very much.
(SpongeBob disappointingly leaves the animal shelter with the sea bunny. Cut to the dawn of next day, when SpongeBob takes the sea bunny out for a walk)
Young SpongeBob: Ooh, is that a sea bunny?
SpongeBob: Yup! A wild sea bunny.
Young SpongeBob: And you’re walking him? Cool!
SpongeBob: Yeah, otherwise he does it in my house. Yuck. I was gonna take him to the animal shelter but that place is already full of these little fellas.
Young SpongeBob: We should do something about this!
SpongeBob: Yeah, we should… but what?
Young SpongeBob: On the TV over at our old camp, I used to watch these animal shows where they put them in… what was it called… sanctuaries?
SpongeBob: Yeah, that’s the word! That’s perfect! We should get started right now. (looks around to see some sea bunnies pop up around the block) It’s not like it’s getting any better…
(A sea bunny hops onto SpongeBob’s head and knocks him down; bubble transition to SpongeBob and his younger counterpart building a makeshift sanctuary out of driftwood)
Young SpongeBob: Whew, this is a lot of work, older me. Should we get some help to finish up?
SpongeBob: (sweating) Yeah… we probably should.
Patrick Show SpongeBob: Did somebody call?
(The other two SpongeBobs cheer; cut to the new animal sanctuary being completed)
SpongeBob: We sure did it, didn’t we?
TPSS SpongeBob: I say, we knocked it out of the park!
Young SpongeBob: Um, do we even have a park?
(The other two SpongeBobs shrug and then they all laugh)
Young SpongeBob: Let’s bring all these bunnies home!
SpongeBob: Let’s go! I’ll start with (pulls a sea bunny out of his tie) this one.
(Suddenly, a bunch of sea bunnies start hopping towards the sea bunny)
SpongeBob: Huh, interesting. I’m sure it’s nothing. Let’s get them in, fellas!
TPSS SpongeBob: (opening the doors to the sanctuary) You got it, dude!
SpongeBob: Uhh, okay then.
(All of the sea bunnies instantly rush into the sanctuary, which quickly fills up)
Young SpongeBob: Um, is the building supposed to swell up like that?
(The sanctuary structure starts to break down as more and more sea bunnies enter it, and it eventually breaks altogether, releasing all of the sea bunnies onto the street)
Squidward: (off-screen) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Heheheh, whoopsie.
Squidward: (approaching the SpongeBobs) Why you little- oh right… there’s three of you now.
Young Squidward: What’s all the hubbub?
Squidward: Well at least I’m not completely outnumbered.
Young SpongeBob: Well I think we’ve all had our fun, and now we should…
SpongeBobs: RUN!!!
(Chase music plays as the SpongeBobs run away from the flood of sea bunnies gathering up in the neighborhood)
TPSS Squidward: (panting) I came as soon as you called me?
Squidward: (putting down the phone) Oh thank Neptune you’re here. You gotta help us, these sea bunnies are rampant!
Young Squidward: Umm… help?
(Young Squidward is being engulfed by a tidal wave of sea bunnies)
Squidward: Help is on the way!
(Squidward goes into his vegetable garden and tosses a carrot lying on the ground behind him. All of the sea bunnies follow)
Young Squidward: Oh thank goodness.
Squidward: (picks up another carrot and starts eating it) I make the best carrots around.
TPSS Squidward: (pointing ahead) Uhh… I don’t think that was a good idea.
Squidward: What? We’re fine.
TPSS Squidward: The bunnies… they’re back!
(The bunnies start rushing towards Squidward’s half-eaten carrot, and Squidward panics and drops the carrot as all three Squidwards enter his house)
Squidward: Phew, thank Neptune we’re safe.
Young Squidward: Don’t jinx it.
(The sea bunnies then start barging into the door, and eventually make it through, flooding Squidward’s entire house)
TPSS Squidward: …FLOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Squidward: I have claustrophobia…
Young Squidward: Me too!
(The Squidwards all scream as they gradually get suffocated by the sea bunnies. Meanwhile, the SpongeBobs are at the Krusty Krab, panicking)
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, it’s terrible! We’re infested with sea bunnies!
(Mr. Krabs spits his mouth as it was filled with sea bunnies)
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I’m aware of that. And I have just the solution.
Young SpongeBob: You do, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Goodness, no! But I know someone who might.
(Mr. Krabs grabs the phone and dials a number)
Mr. Krabs: Yellow. Uh huh. Yeah, we have a bit of an… infestation on our hands.
(Cut to Conch Street, where the sea bunnies have completely flooded the neighborhood. A van pulls up onto the road, albeit awkwardly because of all the bunnies in the way)
???: Wow, I’ve never seen so many sea bunnies in my life before. It’s like a Christmas miracle.
(The mysterious man hops out of the van. Text shows up on the screen that says “BOB BARNACLE”)
Bob: Bob’s here to save you all. But there are a TON of you. (he rubs his hands together) This won’t be easy, but… I can handle this.
French Narrator: One sea bunny sweeping later…
(Conch Street is now completely clear of sea bunnies)
Bob: Welp, looks like my job here is done.
(His van is completely full of the sea bunnies)
Bob: Good thing my cages are nice and compact. Well, toodly-hoo, everyone!
(Bob drives away as the Squidwards go outside for the first time in several hours. They all cheer)
Squidward: Woo-hoo! We’re pest-free!
TPSS Squidward: (yawns) Well, it’s best I get back home.
Squidward: You live with me, remember?
TPSS Squidward: Riiight. Well, (goes back inside) it’s sleepy time for muah.
Young Squidward: And I have an art project to finish at the cabin. Goodbye, friends!
(The other two Squidwards wave goodbye as the episode fades to black)
(The episode fades back in, where in Sandy’s treedome, the Sandys are relaxing in lawn chairs, when they hear an alarm)
Sandy: Oh no.
Young Sandy: What is it?
Sandy: It’s happening.
TPSS Sandy: Neptune’s nanny!
(The episode fades to black, ending the episode)
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