Annoying Orange: HOW2: How to Use a Microwave (Easy steps!)/Transcript

== Transcript ==
Orange: It's time for How 2 Use a Microwave! And to thank for that we have Quertymario (babbling) (laughs)
Pear: Step One: You're gonna want to plug it in.
Orange: Step Two: Climb inside.
Pear: No! Do not climb inside a microwave!
Orange: But how else am I gonna become Spider-Man?! Oh, also, Step Three: make sure there's a spider inside the microwave with you.
Pear: Orange!
Orange: What? Have you never wanted to be a Superhero, Pear?
Pear: Of course, I wanna be a Superhero but getting inside a microwave isn't the way to do it.
Orange: What Superhero do you wish you could be?
Pear: Not that it has anything to do with what this video is about, but Iron Man.
Orange: Well, that's easy then. Step Five: Picture there's a giant chunk of iron in the microwave with you when you plug it in. (laughs loudly)
Pear: Orange, stop it! Now, this is actually a good point for the audience to know. Never put metal in a microwave, you'll start a fire.
Orange: On the other hand, if you find yourself freezing to death in the wilderness, putting metal in the microwave is a good way to get a fire going. It could save your life.
Pear: Why would anyone have a microwave in the wilderness?
Orange: I don't know, why would anyone get born with your face? (laughs)
Pear: (growls)
Orange: Step 900: Push random buttons on the microwave until it magically starts.
Pear: You don't actually have to push them at random, Orange.
Orange: Yeah huh! Cause every microwave is different. So just push buttons and hope for the best.
Pear: (groans)
Orange: Now, if you accidentally happen to push the buttons in the correct order, you'll have punched in the Sorcerer's code. The Sorcerer's code unlocks all sorts of magical powers including Time travel, wine tasting, and Spidey sense.
Pear: Dude, give it up. You'll never be Spider-Man.
Orange: Not with that attitude I won't. (laughs)
Pear: I'd like to clarify for the audience that there is no such thing as the Sorcerer's code. Your microwave cannot transport you back in time.
Orange: Well, it just depends on who makes the microwave. Is it GE?
Pear: GE makes no magical microwave oven!
Orange: Yeah, whatever. Step four billion: put TNT into the microwave.
Pear: No!
Orange: Just kidding, put a spider and a piece of iron in the microwave.
Pear: No!
Orange: Put Pear in the microwave?
Pear: Absolutely not!
Orange: It's your choice, Pear. It's either you, or I put all these other things in.
Pear: (groans) Fine. Put all those other things in, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Orange: Yes. Put TNT, a chunk of iron, and a spider in the microwave and see what happens.
Pear: This is not gonna be good.
(The microwave got turned into the iron spider like monster. Orange and Pear ran away screaming.)
(Video ends)