Squidward Doing Illegal Stuff Show

Squidward Doing Illegal Stuff Show is one of the greatest shows to ever exist, it is planned that there will be 15 episodes per season with 62674 seasons.
== Season 1 ==
=== Ep. 1 Squidward Drives His House On The Street ===
[Scene: Bikini Bottom street. Patrick stands beside Squidward's house, which is inexplicably on wheels. Squidward sits in the driver's seat.]
Patrick: Squidward, you cannot drive your house on public roads, it is illegal!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at Squidward, utterly bewildered.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 2 Squidward Floats In Mid-Air ===
[Scene: Bikini Bottom. Squidward is floating in mid-air, defying gravity.]
Patrick: Squidward, you can't just float like that! It's impossible and illegal!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick exchange confused glances, stunned by Squidward's nonsensical response.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 3 Squidward Plays His Clarinet With His Tentacles Tied In Knots ===
[Scene: Bikini Bottom, at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is attempting to play the clarinet with his tentacles tied in knots.]
Patrick: Squidward, you can't play the clarinet like that! It's against the laws of music and illegal!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at Squidward, their mouths agape in utter confusion.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 4 Squidward Waters His Garden With A Teapot ===
[Scene: Outside Squidward's house. Squidward is attempting to water his garden with a teapot.]
Patrick: Squidward, that's not how you water your garden! It's completely absurd, likely against gardening regulations and illegal!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick exchange bewildered glances, unable to comprehend Squidward's random response.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 5 Squidward Floats in Zero Gravity, Attemps to Juggle Pineapples While Wearing A Snorkel Mask Filled With Chocolate Pudding. ===
[Scene: Outer space. Squidward is floating in zero gravity, attempting to juggle pineapples while wearing a snorkel mask filled with chocolate pudding.]
Patrick: Squidward, this is beyond illegal! You can't juggle pineapples in space while wearing a chocolate-filled snorkel mask!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick stare in utter disbelief as Squidward's nonsensical response echoes through the vacuum of space.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 6 Squidward Rides A Giant Rainbow-Colored Unicorn While Juggling Flaming Coconuts and Reciting Shakespearean Soliloquies in Pig Latin In His Sleep ===
[Scene: The ethereal realm of dreams. Squidward is riding a giant rainbow-colored unicorn while juggling flaming coconuts and reciting Shakespearean soliloquies in pig Latin.]
Patrick: Squidward, this defies all laws of reality! You can't ride a unicorn, juggle flaming coconuts, and speak Shakespearean pig Latin which is Illegal!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick exchange bewildered glances, unable to fathom the sheer absurdity of Squidward's statement in the surreal setting.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 7 Squidward Attempts To Surf On A Wave Of Jellybeans While Balancing A Stack Of Pancakes On His Head, All While Reciting The Alphabet Backwards In Reverse Order In A Parallel Dimension ===
[Scene: The mystical realm of a parallel dimension. Squidward is attempting to surf on a wave of jellybeans while balancing a stack of pancakes on his head, all while reciting the alphabet backwards in reverse order.]
Patrick: Squidward, this is absolutely forbidden! You can't surf on jellybeans, balance pancakes, and recite the alphabet backwards in a parallel dimension!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes widen in disbelief, struggling to comprehend Squidward's utterly nonsensical response in the fantastical setting.]
[End of scene.]
=== Ep. 8 Squidward Attempts To Ride A Quantum Particle Like A Rodeo Bull While Juggling Antimatter Grenades And Reciting Nursery Rhymes In Reverse. ===
[Scene: The quantum realm, where reality is distorted and laws of physics are twisted. Squidward is attempting to ride a quantum particle like a rodeo bull while juggling antimatter grenades and reciting nursery rhymes in reverse.]
Patrick: Squidward, this is pure madness! You can't ride a quantum particle, juggle antimatter, and recite nursery rhymes backwards in the quantum realm!
Squidward: Big gay balls!
[SpongeBob and Patrick exchange perplexed looks, unable to make sense of Squidward's absurd remark amidst the mind-bending chaos of the quantum realm.]
[End of scene.]
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