Terrorist Attack On Festdidgea

After the recent terrorist attack on Festdidgea, I feel personally responsible for letting these animals abduct and steal the sacred UNO cards. This attack will not be taken lightly, and the terrorist will be found and put into a high security prison, just off the coast of Somalia. Following the recent terrorist attack, the Festdidgean Defense Planner (Nathan) feels and Festdidgea, should be on a fall alert, searching for the holy cards and arrest the culprit.
The Festdidean Government is looking for a tall, pale, woman with short blond hair and a South African accent, who is thought to be a worker for the Hedly Beare Library. If you do see this woman, or any other library staff, please report the appearance to the Festdidgean Police Captain (Brandon) or the Festdidgean Defense Planner (Nathan).
Updates will be coming soon.
Caution is advised.