Crookombaris

'Crookombaris' is a fictional show from Episode 34, hosted by George Calombaris featuring the former MasterChef judge's criminal behaviour.
In the first episode George finds a lady, Lisa, on the street and announces that he is going to ‘commit fraud on her’.  He asks her for a $20 note, saying he will return $100 but instead pockets the cash.
In the second episode George steals Kevin Bean’s television, and then throws it in the garbage. Calombaris explains that this is because he is too rich to know the value of money.
Finally, in attempt to see what he can get away with, Colomabris wants to ‘steal a life’, whereupon he shoots a man in the face and compromises him to a permanent end.  Sensing he has gone too far, he promises to chop the head off the body and pay $2 to the dead man's widow before becoming the face of not doing that very thing.  Everyone seems happy with this arrangement seeing as George has been such a great MasterChef judge over the years.  
'Crookombaris' ends with Calombaris saying ‘I’m rich, I’ve got the biggest dick and I cannot be killed’.
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