The Secret Musical Life of Pets/Transcript

==Introduction==
[opening logos]
Director #1: Quiet on the set! And we're rolling!
Director #2: Adam Sandler and Robert Smigel introduction, take one.
Director #1: All right, so Adam's here. He always plays the same guy in every movie. Can you sit in that chair quickly?
Adam Sandler: Hold the microphone up there. Take the lights, are we all set?
Director #1: All right, places, everyone! Adam, are you ready?
Adam Sandler: Yep, let's light this motherfucker up!
Director #1: All right, here we go, quiet, please, hold the noise, hold the work, here we go and... 3, 2, 1!
Adam Sandler: Hey, I'm Adam.
Robert Smigel: And I'm Robert. We're the co-writers of The Secret Musical Life of Pets.
Adam Sandler: The movie you're about to see right now is in three dimensions.
Robert Smigel: Hopefully.
Adam Sandler: We get letters from fans all over the world asking us questions about the movie that we...
Robert Smigel: No, that's not actually true. We don't get a lot of actual, physical "written on paper" letters...
Adam Sandler: No, no. That's true... That's true.
Robert Smigel: ...what we get is a lot of e-mails. Digital, electronic...
Adam Sandler: Yeah. Actually, all of the e-mails we've ever received fit on this flash drive right here. But that's not as impressive as this...
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