A Gift for My Sister

An O Little Town of Bethlehem parody in D.
== Lyrics ==
* O little sister Beth, I have no present yet for you.
* I'm at the store in aisle 4; I'm wondering what to do.
* The pink and purple boxes are giving me a rash.
* I turn and run to aisle 1; it's where I spend my cash.
* It's finally Christmas morning, Beth!
* I hope will you love my gift: 
* An alien with slimy skin and legs you can move and shift.
* Now I will open my gift, the one you bought for me.
* A doll with braids! Please do not trade.
* I hope you'll smile at me!
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