National Hoopla Day (Short)

National Hoopla Day is the first SpongeThorne short. It aired in commemoration of National Hoopla Day.
== Transcript ==
(Short opens with Hoopla entering his house with groceries. The lights are off.)
SpongeBob: (off-screen, giggling) He's coming!
Dave: (off-screen) Hush up, hush up!
(Hoopla puts down the groceries and turns the lights on revealing the room is decorated with birthday banners. Dave, SpongeBob, Mr. Sprinkles, Old Man Jenkins and various supporting characters jump out from behind a table.)
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOOPLA!
(Balloons fall down from the ceiling. Hoopla looks unfazed.)
Temmie: (off-screen) was- was dat tem's cue?
Dave: Ugh, yes Temmie, you can come out now. We practiced this a hundred times.
(Temmie comes out from a closet.)
Temmie: HAPP BIRF HOOPLA!
(She blows a party horn in Hoopla's face. Hoopla's still unfazed.)
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
Dave: What? What is it? I don't understand. Is it the balloons? Are you globophobic? (sigh) I knew we shouldn't have gotten the balloons.
Hoopla: No, no, it's just… my birthday's May 10th.
(Everyone looks at Dave annoyed.)
Mr. Krabs: Can- can we go home now?
(pause)
Dave: Fine.
(Everyone except Temmie, Mr. Sprinkles, Dave and SpongeBob leave.)
Prim: Ugh, waste of my time.
Ace: The piñata was good tho.
Mare-io: So long, gay-Hoopla!
(Hoopla and Dave look at eachother.)
Dave: Awkward?
Hoopla: Awkward.
[pause]
Dave: You want cake?
Hoopla: Sure.
(Cut to them all sitting at the table eating Hoopla's cake.)
Hoopla: Mmm-mmm, this is delicious.
SpongeBob: Better than a Krabby Patty.
(Mr. Krabs pokes his head through the window.)
Mr. Krabs: Hey!
SpongeBob: (nervous laugh)
(A knock is heard at the door.)
Dave: Shit! I forgot to cancel the strippergram!
Hoopla: wait wut
HAPPY NATIONAL HOOPLA DAY!!!!
NEW EPISODE SOON
SpongeBob: Was- was that last part supposed to be a joke?
Dave: Eh.
(They all go back to eating cake.)
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