Chicken Little (2005)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
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* [The Walt Disney Pictures logo appears. The screen fades to and from black to reveal someone recording a heavenly blue]
* Off-Screen Reporter #1: It doesn't look like he's home.
* [The camera lowers down to Chicken Little's house]
* Off-Screen Reporter #2: Do you think he's in there?
* Off-Screen Reporter #3: Perhaps he's yet in school.
* [As the camera gets closer to the house, tapping can be heard]
* Off-Screen Reporter #2: Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's that?
* [The camera zooms in on an empty toilet paper roll]
* Off-Screen Reporter #4: Ah, it's just a roll of toilet paper.
* [The off-screen reporters moan until they see chicken legs burst out from underneath and sneak left]
* Off-Screen Reporter #5: With legs?!
* [The toilet paper roll with legs springs up in shock]
* Off-Screen Reporter #6: That's him!
* [The toilet paper smashes into a metal trash can, revealing a chicken with a big head. He is wearing a green shirt, green glasses and brown pants. This is the titular character, Chicken Little]
* Off-Screen Reporter #7: He's trying to get away!
* All Off-Screen Reporters: Chicken Little! Chicken Little! Chicken Little!
* [The camera rushes over to Chicken Little, with holding microphones surrounding the edges of the lens. Chicken Little runs on a trash lid to escape, only to run in place and fly away]
* Off-Screen Reporter #4: Did you actually think the heavens were falling?
* Off-Screen Reporter #2: Did you know it was an acorn?
* Off-Screen Reporter #5: Why did your father think of this?
* Chicken Little: No comment! No comments! [We cut to a closeup of Chicken Little as he points left] Look! Over there!
* [Screen turns left to a brown dog holding a baseball bat and wearing a baseball mitt. Next to the dog is a gray bunny wearing a baseball mitt. Their faces are censored. The dog and bunny gasp upon seeing this as the bunny drops the baseball and the camera turns back to the fence]
* Off-Screen Reporter #1: Where'd he go?
* [The camera turns Chicken Little making a run for it]
* Off-Screen Reporter #3: There he is!
* Off-Screen Reporter #4: Get him!
* [The camera chases after Chicken Little until he jumps into the door's mail slot, only to get stuck. The microphones surround him as he attempts to get out]
* Off-Screen Reporter #5: Chicken Little, your action caused widespread panic, and subsequently you were blamed and humiliated in front of your town, your father and everyone you know and love!
* [Chicken Little stops straining and is confused]
* Chicken Little: [sighs] Was there a question in there?
* Off-Screen Reporter #5: Uh, no. I just wanted to point that out.
* [As the off-screen reporters shout at one time, Chicken Little gets out of the mail slot]
* Off-Screen Reporter #6: One final question! Do you think you'll ever get to live this down?
* [The scene behind Chicken Little darkens as a heroic score plays in the background. A spotlight shines around Chicken Little as he responds his question boldly]
* Chicken Little: Yes. Yes, I will! Because I believe in second chances, and I will rise again like the mighty phoenix, and soon everyone will forget! [The background lightens up to its original state as the music stops] It's not like they're making a movie about it.
* [Chicken Little laughs and a black title card drops down into place, reading "Disney presents Chicken Little". A few seconds later, Chicken Little tears through the two title cards]
* Chicken Little: It was a simple mistake! People, please, please! I'm begging ya! Let it go!
* [We cut to the black background with the early release date, "IN THEATERS 2005". Chicken Little enters from the left of the shot as he walks. He stops to look at the release date]
* Chicken Little: A movie? [Sniffles and breaks into tears] The book on tape was bad enough.
* [Chicken Little weeps as he exits right. Once he's out of view, the final title card drops into place, reading "This time, the sky is really falling". Screen fades to black as the music fades]
== Teaser (Extended Version) ==
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* [the reporters record on camera]
* Reporter 1: It doesn't look like he's home.
* Reporter 2: Do you think he's in there?
* Reporter 3: Maybe he's still in school.
* Reporter 2: Wait! What's that?
* [Chicken Little ducks by a toilet paper]
* Reporter 4: Ah, it's just a roll of toilet paper.
* [the reporters groan]
* Reporter 5: With legs?!
* Reporter 6: That's him!
* Reporter 7: He's trying to get away!
* All: Chicken Little, Chicken Little, Chicken Little!
* Reporter 4: Did you actually think the sky was falling?
* Reporter 2: Did you know it was an acorn?
* Reporter 5: Why did your father think of this?
* Chicken Little: No comments, no comments. [lands by a gate]
* Reporter 2: Are you concerned about sky falling copycats?
* Reporter 5: Are you any relation to The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
* Reporter 3: Are you really a chicken?
* Chicken Little: [panting] Uh, Uh... Look! Over there!
* [they all look at the dog, who's holding a bat, and the rabbit, who's holding a mitt, dropping the baseball]
* Reporter 1: Where'd he go?
* Reporter 3: There he is!
* Reporter 4: Get him!
* [Chicken Little continues running away, jumping in the mail door]
* Reporter 5: Chicken Little, your action caused widespread panic, and subsequently you were blamed and humiliated in front of your town, your father and everyone you know and love!
* Chicken Little: [to Reporter 5] Was there a question in there?
* Reporter 5: Uh, no. I just wanted to point that out.
* [Chicken Little gets out of the mail door]
* Chicken Little: Alright, that's enough!
* Reporter 6: One final question! Do you think you'll ever get to live this down?
* [the reporters shush]
* Chicken Little: Yes. Yes, I will. Because I believe in second chances, and I will rise again like the mighty phoenix, and soon everyone will forget! It's not like they're making a movie about it. [laughing]
* [the title card appears, with the music of "When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going" by Billy Ocean playing]
* Chicken Little: [bursts right through the title] It was a simple mistake! People, please, please! I'm begging ya! Let it go! [walks to the text, saying, "In Theaters 2005"] A movie? [sobs] The book on tape was bad enough. [continues sobbing, and walking away, with the text falling down, saying, "This time the sky really is falling."]
== Teaser #2 ==
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* (This teaser starts with the teaser of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as a parody, but then the wall that says "Don't Panic" starts to fall and lands on Chicken Little with his feet shown. Then, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M. playing with text shown, "This time, the sky really is falling." appears and the title card appears as well. Then it cuts to many stars connecting to Chicken Little head, with text, saying "The end is near, November 4" appears. Then, he bursts right through the title and runs and slams to the screen)
* Chicken Little: Run!
== Theatrical Trailer #1 ==
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*Narrator: He saw the signs. He tried to warn us. Now, in our darkest hour, he's got a plan to save us all.
*Chicken Little: Run! [runs to the screen]
*[Walt Disney Pictures logo]
*Chicken Little: The sky is falling!
*Runt: Take cover!
*[the lights electrocute]
*Narrator: When it comes to saving the world...
*[Runt pumps the bags from the mouth, running away]
*Narrator: It helps to be a little chicken.
*[the creatures appear, then they start mowing the grass]
*Abby: [to Runt] What's that noise?
*Runt: [eats the corn] Sorry. Nervous eater.
*Narrator: Chicken Little.
*Buck: Son, there's something I want you to know.
*Chicken Little: What, Dad?
*Buck: In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl.
*[the text puts up "ONLY IN THEATERS 2005"]
== Theatrical Trailer #2 ==
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* Announcer: What if you found out the sky was falling? Would you tell anyone? Would you be scared? Maybe even a little... chicken?
*Chicken Little: Ow!
*Announcer: On November 4...
*Chicken Little: A piece of the sky?! Not again! The sky is falling!!
*Announcer: Something really big... is going down.
*Runt of the Litter: [screams]
* [buzzing]
*Abby Mallard: What's that noise?
* [buzzing]
*Runt of the Litter: Sorry. Nervous eater.
*Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
*Chicken Little: Come on, Dad. We've got a planet to save!
*Buck Cluck: Rock me a little. Help me!
*Announcer: Chicken Little...
*Little Dog: Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!
*Mom's Dog: Yes, it is! Crazy Little Chicken. You're so smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye-bye!
*Announcer: Abby Mallard (aka. Ugly Duckling)...
*Mr. Woolensworth: Yah!
*Chicken Little: By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive!
*Announcer: Fish Out of Water...
*Both: Fish! Are you OK?
*Chicken Little: Don't tap the glass. They hate it when you do that.
*Announcer: Runt of the Litter...
*Runt of the Litter: I can't handle the pressure!
*Chicken Little: Where's your bag?
* [bag deep]
*Chicken Little: No, slowly.
*Announcer: Morkubine Porcupine...
*Morkubine Porcupine: Yo.
*Announcer: Buck Cluck...
*Buck Cluck: Son, there's something I want to you know.
*Chicken Little: What, Dad?
*Buck Cluck: In about 3 seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl.
*Announcer: Turkey Lurkey.
*Turkey Lurkey: Oh, look! A penny!
*Chicken Little: *scoff* Guys!
*Turkey Lurkey: Oh, right.
* [all yelling]
*Announcer: This November...
* [song opening]
*Announcer: Some heroes are born great. Others have greatness...
* [crash]
*Announcer: Dropped upon them.
* [song]
*Announcer: Disney's Chicken Little.
*Dog's Camera: At least we can sell the video to Chickens Gone Wild.
*ONLY IN THEATERS, NOVEMBER 4
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