The heckening

You've stumbled upon the heckening wiki somehow... now you must want to know what this "heckening" is, right? 
Well, the heckening was a cataclysmic event that caused a bunch of dumb stuff to happen, whether it be Solar System sized galactic plagues or the invention of beenchurgers, it was an event that did generally bad stuff to everything, everywhere.
On Earth, no one knows when it truly began but one of the first events of the heckening was the Worlds Collide event, on March 18, 1787, where a bunch of things like geography being dramatically altered, non-Earthling species just randomly appearing, and weird timey stuff started to happen.
After the Worlds Collide event, every time when someone or something says, "[thing happening], for some reason," it's usually because of the heckening.
== List of known, mentioned, or otherwise identified heckening Events on Earth ==
* Worlds Collide (March 18, 1787–∞)
* Black Plague (1788) – ruined Black's reputation
* Karl Marx (1834) - the reason why Earth is not nice 
* Pokémon on Earth (1900) - Pokémon species arrive on Earth
* Ghost Hitler (1945) - he becomes a ghost and meddles with things
* German Insatia (September 1967–April 19, 1968) – Germans were becoming superfat because they couldn't stop eating. Stopped by beenchurgers
* Naziening (2032–2070) – half the people born through these years became Nazis
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