Cure Lite Wounds

Cure Lite Wounds is an energy punch, commonly consumed by EON players, that was first brewed by Andy Hoffman to combat the weariness of working at a summer camp for 14 hours a day before the nightly three-hour sessions of Eon: Infinite Horizons. 
Cure Lite Wounds' original recipe consisted of Formula 50 Vitamin Water (to recharge the body), Monster Energy Drink (for stamina), and Ginger Ale (for fizz).  In the beginning these ingredients were chosen because they could be purchased easily from the local Walmart.  However, because most of the local convenience stores (Wawas) did not carry the Formula 50 flavor, the ingredient was permanently substituted with the better-tasting XXX variety. Another recent change was the use of green tea flavored ginger ale to add extra caffeine and antioxidants to the mix. Adding certain alcohols will yield different spinoff drinks particularly enjoyed by Valera Oak III.
== Recipe ==
=== Cure Lite Wounds ===
Mix all ingredients, pouring the ginger ale last. Stir. Serve in a punch bowl with ice.
#32oz. XXX Vitamin Water
#16oz. Monster Energy Drink
#8oz. Green Tea Ginger Ale
=== Cure Mod ===
Mix the vodka first, adding a twist of lime or lemon to the bottom of each glass. Mix as above.
#56oz. Cure Lite Wounds
#8oz. Vodka 
#Twist of lime
=== Inflict Moderate Wounds ===
The cheaper the tequila, the better. Actually heals undead!
#56oz. Cure Lite Wounds
#8oz. Tequila
 
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