The Spitfire 2: The Sequel That's Actually A Prequel That's Also A Retcon Boogaloo

my greatest masterpiece showing you all how the fanon ends, coming soon(tm)
==Preview==
everyone dies except the cool characters they go into space!
==Prologue==
It was the year 2020. Aside from an unusually high number of attacks on the Club Penguin Weekee and a few events which were already set in motion years ago, it had been an uneventful year in Antarctica so far for reasons no one really understood. In reality, some intern at the Bureau of Fiction misfiled something important under C instead of G, and then all heck broke loose and severely inhibited their ability to create new fictitious literature.
Frustrated by their inability to resolve a few simple clerical errors, the Masters of the Universe gathered together to discuss a proposal that had laid dormant for years, one that would solve everything... 
And it all started with a diabolical idea in the mind of the villainous Swiss Ninja.
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