LU 274 - Scaffy 3

Scaffolding 1 (S1): "Nobody could deny it; I, Scaffolding one was the most average scaffolding in the Scaffolding cave", I thought this to myself as I prepared to get stacked with the others.
I cursed at my tardiness, catching sight of my reflection on the glass. I saw my Bamboo legs as green as perfect moss, and my spider web strings shiny as a pool of moon light, "God, I am one ugly piece of work," I sighed melodramatically. "No wonder I have no friends," 
"Hi there!" says Scaffolding 2 (S2). "You must be new here! My name is Scaffolding 2 (S2), Would you like me to show you around the Scaffolding cave?" S2 offered kindly.
S1 hissed away as her train of thought was suddenly interrupted by S2. "Ahhhh!" screamed S1. After a moment of silence, S1 nodded. "Yeah I would like that...hey that Scaffolding looks quite hot doesn't he?" S1 points at Scaffolding 3 (S3), S2 shrugs. "Yeah, no Scaffolding has a chance with that hot piece of grass!" suddenly S3 approached S1. "Hey." S1 looks at S2 for help "Huh?" S1 said, then S3 started lea-
May walks in to Scaffy's. "Hey Scaffy, have you talked to Kearly about the Bak- the hell were you just doing?" Scaffy holding 3 Scaffoldings "Uhhhhhhhh......This isn't what it looks like," said Scaffolding man.
May: "Then what are you doing?"
"Roleplaying with my Scaffolding," said Scaffy.
"Scaffy, you are my friend, but god you can be weird sometimes," said May.