Diaper Boy Union

== HISTORY ==
diaper boy union officially declared independence from malleus gaming on november 1, 2020, although it existed unofficially prior to this date. dbu was founded by dynamx during great g10 coup. dbu was established to rise up against the sheer stinkiness of one mg leader [mg] bob [hd]. rifts between mg and astro, the leader of g10, quickly arose, as neither would acknowledge the legitimacy of dbu, however just preceding the fall of g10, ng faction leader elias would recognize the legitimacy of the dbu state shortly after dbu would initiate a non-hostile takeover of the malleus gaming sandbox server.
== FIELDED WEAPONS ==
dbu currently uses multiple mbts, used for winning
beeper mk1, a tank reverse engineered from acquired khabib technology. it utilizes parts almost exclusively salvaged from a destroyed khabib, including a xsp-1a setpos drive for mobility, wh6 holographic wheel projector, and a repurposed turret drive used exclusively for quickly opening up the frontal armor of the tank, exposing the 12 203mm howitzers concealed inside.
thumb|213x213px|prototype hydraulic bomb launcher test demonstration
beeper mk2, an improved version of the mk1, utilizing a significantly improved setpos drive, single front plate technology, an additional 8 203mm howitzers, and wire freezer brake technology.
hbl-2 hydraulic bomb launcher, a prototype weapon capable of hydraulically slingshotting 1 ton unguided bombs quickly and accurately to it's target. although not yet mounted on a vehicle, it is currently employed as heavy artillery.
== ENEMIES OF STATE ==
sparky
* multiple counts of erp with underage individuals
* multiple counts of bestiality
* unlawfully banning half a dozen of dirtbox's staff
* falsely reporting dozens of messages in an attempt to get the acf3 discord deleted
* "teens aren't kids"
* "i was the easter bunny this year"
* "splort splort"
== FOREIGN RELATIONS ==
dbu is inherently a neutral power, however this does not mean its history was free from conflict. dbu has a somewhat extensive history of both intra-mg and external conflict.
== PROTO-DBU CONFLICTS ==
=== IZAKIA ===
thumb|240x240px|dbu rocket (inshallah) destroys izakian mbt
the earliest known conflict between what would become dbu and another faction was the mg-izk conflict of 2016. the conflict erupted when izk high command attempted a nuclear weapons test on mg. after multiple tests, mg would declare war against izk. the subsequent invasion, although a failure, resulted in years of on and off guerrilla warfare, dupe stealing, and banning of izk members. mg lost almost every single battle and the conflict was only resolved when mg and izk would put their differences aside, and join forces to demolish isa following the leak of the khabib in late april, 2019. relations between mg / dbu and izk remain friendly to this day.
=== INTRA-MG CONFLICTS ===
thumb|242x242px|the infamous 5 ton tank event conflict of october 2020
there have been multiple occurrences of intra-mg conflicts, most of which were minor, but nonetheless they created rifts between the members of mg and what would later become dbu. one example of this was the 5 ton tank event, designed to be a fun event where members would have a couple days to build and test a tank that, among other rules, had to be under five tons. conflict soon erupted when participants and mg members [mg] bob [hd] and [mg] cheezus took exception to a tank designed by dbu founder dynamx. the tank consisted of a single hollow dome prop with a visclipped hole at the top that led into another two prop turret. the conflict erupted when bob and cheezus got booty blasted that they couldn't destroy the tank, and made false claims that it did not follow the rules. it was checked and was found to be in violation of precisely zero of the rules, which simply made cheezus even angrier. the conflict was ended when dynamx called cheezus, quote "diaper boy piss mad," and was promptly banned for 24 hours. the ban, like most dished out by cheezus, did not stick.
=== THE SPARKY INCIDENT ===
the most recent and certainly largest of the conflicts was lead by a joint mg and dbu task force. the attack took place in the acf discord on august 16, 2020 and was initiated by dbu member dynamx along with chazmister56, with more mg and dbu reinforcements consisting of viral, paradox, cheezus, and bob [hd] quickly joining in. the attack was months in planning by this point, the taskforce had been amassing evidence, interviewing witnesses, and had been doing so since at least early may of 2020. the attack started when dynamx uploaded a zip file containing a myriad of evidence, mostly consisting of screenshotted chat logs from sparky. this attack decimated both sparky's reputation and the acf3 discord. because sparky couldn't ban anyone, he reported dozens of messages before leaving the discord. this prompted acf devs to put the discord into a hard lockdown for multiple hours, lifting the lockdown the next day, leaving harsh restrictions and censorship in the wake of the attack. effects of the attack are still being felt today, as evidence still continues to surface. sparky has been ousted from every single community except for the ones he has a cock hold over, those being the dirtbox, wiremod, and starfall discord. inside these communities censorship is extremely heavy as big pedo is always watching. conflicts regarding sparky within the acf discord continued into mid december, 2020 until sparky was asked to leave the discord after instigating a semi-unprompted argument with dynamx and for being a drama magnet. hostilities still continue to develop to this day.