Outliers

Of the four original Posse members, there is usually one outlier for pretty much everything.
Here's the big list:
Common characteristic 	Outlier
Likes spicy food 	Earl
Is Catholic 	Earl
Doesn't curl 	Earl
Likes dating non-Caucasian women 	Earl
Has an undergraduate degree 	Obernstar
Has been to Boston (BAAAAHSTN!!!) 	Earl
Has not studied in Munch-munch-munchreal 	Jonas
Uses Gmail 	Earl
Baptised as an infant in a denomination other than Roman Catholic 	Joel
Is a gentile 	Joel
Has Germanic ancestry 	Jonas
Usually has only two eyes 	Justin
Has supported the Conservative Party of Canada
at some point in time 	Earl
Has at least some interest in Ice Hockey 	Joel
Uses Windows primarily 	Joel
Uses a QWERTY keyboard 	Joel
Has been to Vancouver (by 2009) 	Obernstar
Whose mother's first name starts with an "E" 	Jonas
Has only one or two middle names 	Jonas
Has hosted Earl at their parents' house 	Joel
Has only brothers or is an only child 	Joel
Has not lived in the USofA 	Obernstar
Has an account on the US elections atlas forum 	Obernstar
Has edited this wiki 	Obernstar
Has Newfoundland ancestry 	Earl
Has worked at Ekos 	Obernstar
Has been to a Posse member's cottage 	Obernstar
Has and uses a credit card 	Earl
Has a serious interest in Politricks 	Obernstar
Is culturally liberal 	Earl
Hates when unions strike 	Earl
Whose first name starts with "J" 	Earl
Is a resident of Ontariario (officially) 	Jonas
Usually doesn't wear a fedora 	Earl
Is not balding (yet) 	Earl
Has family in Québec (uncles/cousins) 	Joel
Whose parents live in a Liberal electoral district 	Obernstar
Born in the Most Serene Republic of Ottawa South 	Jonas
Has worked for the government 	Obernstar
Has voted NDP 	Obernstar
Uses GSM mobile phone service 	Obernstar
Saw Les Trois Accords in Quebec City 	Joel
Plays the "Safety" Game 	Joel
Has siblings 	Earl
Has picked up girls at Mike's Place 	Jonas
Has even been to Mike's Place 	Jonas
Has been to Atomic Rooster of Karaoke 	Jonas
Sings at Karaoke 	Obernstar
Was raised in Ontariario 	Jonas
Has met Sally 	Jonas
Has been to Obernstar's new place 	Jonas
Has worked in a call center 	Obernstar
Has played with balloons at the curling club house 	Joel
Is 178 cm tall (give or take 1cm) 	Earl
Has kissed an Asian girl 	Earl
Doesn't have a flag on the wall 	Joel
Born in the last six months of the year 	Joel
Doesn't pronounce words inaccurately (often and unintentional) 	Obernstar
Owns a fedora 	Obernstar
Father's birth name is not ethnic sounding 	Obernstar
Whose both parents are born in Canada 	Obernstar
Has never punched another posse member 	Jonas
Hasn't been a contributing factor in ending a posse member's relationship with a girl	Jonas
Doesn't have a sexually offensive nickname 	Joel
Doesn't have gay family members 	Joel
Doesn't have racist parents 	Joel
Has been to Germany (the homeland) 	Earl
Wears jeans at all 	Earl
Doesn't wear jeans most of the time 	Obernstar
Is pro-life 	Earl
Cares about evilutionism vs. creationism 	Obernstar
Doesn't mind Trailer Park Boys 	Jonas
Doesn't mind Hippie Sean 	Jonas
Prefers small areolas 	Joel
Didn't know before summer 2009 that "How's your father" is a sexual nintendo 	Joel
Has been to France 	Earl
Doesn't use a desktop with a WLAN (WiFi) USB card 	Earl
Doesn't work day shifts at Ekos 	Earl
Is not an administrator of this wiki 	Earl
Has worn Earl's Bolivian fedora 	Earl
Doesn't color maps on their computer 	Earl
Primarily uses an msn client supported by their operating system 	Earl
Prefers to not use T9 	Jonas
Doesn't have a lazy eye 	Obernstar
Doesn't mind pursuing a relationship hwith hWhite girls 	Joel
Does not actively believe in creationism 	Joel
Doesn't have a name that means "to vomit" 	Earl
Doesn't live in a commercial establishment 	Earl
Only lives with heterosexuals 	Earl
Does not pull out 	Joel
Has made out with a girl in a club 	Jonas
Drinks beer regularly 	Jonas
Doesn't have an OC Transpo Bus Pass 	Obernstar
Lives outside the MSROS 	Joel
Doesn't live with his parents 	Joel
Both parents are on their first marriage 	Obernstar
Says "Rodeo Centre" to refer to the Rideau Centre 	Obernstar
Attended Kegger 2008 at the curling club house 	Joel
Has "suited up" for a posse event 	Obernstar
Has been to JonJon's house 	Jonas
Parents own either a cat or dog 	Joel
Has played tennis with a posse member 	Jonas
Is not called a Kraut by JonJon (ironically) 	Jonas
Is right-handed (for most purposes, especially writing) 	Earl
Has smoked a cigar 	Earl
Whose father has a "field job" as primary source of income 	Jonas
Whose father does not earn the majority of his income via self-employment 	Earl
Has met Kevin McConnell 	Jonas
Does not have a dagger in his room 	Joel
Has slept in Earl's room 	Jonas
Hasn't factually contributed to the stains on Kevin's green couch 	Joel
Has gone to Algonquin Park with other posse members 	Joel
Has travelled with Earl's dog, Amber 	Joel
Isn't lying to the government about his current address 	Obernstar
Uses parents' address as primary residency 	Earl
Grew up in a riding that is currently Liberal, federally 	Obernstar
Knows the majority language of the community where he grew up in 	Obernstar
Does not own a sofa-bed 	Earl
Lives within 1 km of a body of water 	Joel
Has been to Le Volt with other posse members 	Jonas
Does not have ear problems 	Joel
Has been to Yuk Yuk's 	Joel
Hasn't enjoyed women while they are being visited by their Aunt Flo 	Joel
Has only dated girls whose names begin with consonants 	Joel
Would anal-yze a girl 	Jonas
Has been to New York City (New Ampersand) 	Earl
Has not told parents immediately about a relationship 	Jonas
Has attended a March for Life rally 	Earl
Probably has ADD/ADHD 	Obernstar
Is out of school (for now) 	Jonas
Did not take longer than four years to complete an undergrad 	Earl
Drinks 	Jonas
Has not lived in a commercial establishment 	Earl
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
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