Gettin' Good At Gettin' Rich (Dash and Smash)/Script

Thrash Wallaby: Distorted Commercial
Narrator: "Thrash Wallaby is back!"
Thrash Wallaby: he cyclone spins through enemies
Narrator: "He's more insane!"
Thrash Wallaby: he does a double ground pound
Narrator: "There are more things to do! Both design-wise and moveset-wise!"
Thrash Wallaby: he does a Double Jump, spins in the air, letting him slow his descent, then he does a body slam that has a giant radius
The Tortoise Forest level shows outlines of gems and boxes
Narrator: "Thrash Wallaby: Distorted! Buy now!"
Rose Residence
Dash: "I wanna get that game!"
Smash: "Me too!"
Amy: "We're not spending for that. We need to use it to do our duties as Freedom Fighters."
Sonic: "You said we. Because only I am spending for that."
Amy: "If you had ANY money for that."
Sonic: "I do."
Amy: "But we need 5 more recruits for the Freedom Fighters. My money isn't enough to pay the 5 more recruits for the Freedom Fighters, but yours combined with mine will be enough to pay 5 more recruits."
Sonic: "Fine, I'll pay the recruits. Sorry kids, but not today."
Dash: "We're going to make our own money, then!"
Amy: "Good luck finding something in this house you want to sell."
Flash: "At the fair, we were given free Eggman Fan Licenses."
Amy: "Wait, what?"
Flash: "Yeah! We are gonna let people like Eggman! We don't like Eggman in the "support his actions" sense. We like him in the "thrill-seeking" sense, but we will let people support his actions."
Amy: "Too much in fact. So much to the point of disgusting Sonic."
Bash: he points at Sonic
Smash: "Remember what you said, Dad?"
Sonic: "An adventure's no fun if it's too easy."
Amy: "That's no excuse for you to support Eggman in any way! Anyways-"
Smash: "You said the same thing back to back! I think it's called a homonym."
Amy: "Semi-homonym."
Smash: "Yeah. Semi-homonym."
Amy: "Anyways, don't sell them."
The 4 ran away
Amy: "Let's go to the Freedom Fighters' Base."
Sonic: he exited the house using the same door the quadruplets used
Amy: "Sonic?" she walks to the Freedom Fighters' Base
Freedom Fighters Base
Amy: "Oh, there you are, Sonic!"
Sonic: "You should've known I wasn't selling them."
Mobotropolitan Streets
Dash: "Hello! Get your Eggman Fan Licenses! They will let you like Dr. Eggman!"
Skye: "Roses! We are getting the game."
Cookie: "Let's be nice, Skye."
Skye: "Well, this is a friendly rivalry, but no rivalry is fun without some attitude."
Smash: "Agreed. But I'm getting Thrash Wallaby 3, Skye."
Skye: "No, I'm getting Thrash Wallaby 3!"
Smash: "Let's sell."
Skye: "Who's gonna be the better entrepreneur team?"
Cake: "We are!"
Flash: "Let's sell. It's a race to the last copy of Thrash Wallaby 3."
Rose Residence
Smash: "I and Bash are operating the stand. Dash and Flash, you two will sell the licenses everywhere in the city. Maybe other places too."
Flash: "Can't we just get another copy somewhere else? What is the point of this?"
Smash: "We have to bring a ton of cash to another place. And remember, I'm not that fast, and you're not strong enough to carry wads of cash to another place."
Flash: "Oh."
Starlight City
Flash: "Hello, may we interest you in some Eggman Fan Licenses? Only 1 Mobium each!"
Cricket Noises
Dash: "Hey! We could sell it to the crickets!"
Cricket Noises
Dash: "Oh! You really want them? I didn't know you would be so interested!"
10 crickets get the Eggman Fan Licenses and give Dash 10 Mobiums
Dash: "Thank you."
The Mobians squash the crickets
Flash: "Yikes!"
Crickets' Funeral
The crickets and the cockroaches were crying
Flash: "Here lie the 10 crickets who were the only ones who bothered to buy my Eggman Fan Licenses."
Dash: he scratches a CD
Cockroach 1: "What? You don't care that they were brutally killed by your fellow vertebrates for no reason at all and you only care that they were killed because they bothered to buy your Eggman Fan Licenses? And Dash! Why did you scratch a CD?"
Dash: "Because I was surprised by what Flash said."
Cockroach 2: "Just let someone else host the funeral."
Flash: "OK."
The two leave the funeral
Cockroach 2: "But we shouldn't be ungrateful. Here's 20 Mobiums for at least trying to host."
Flash: she gets the 20 Mobiums
Rose Residence
Smash: "Hello! Eggman Fan Licenses! Anyone?"
Everyone stays silent
Eggman Fan License Truck appears
Skye: using a loudspeaker "Get your Eggman Fan Licenses for 1 Mobium each!"
50 Kids chase after Skye
Skye: he backs up
25 buy 1 each and give Skye 25 Mobiums
Bash: he gives the other 25 Eggman Fan Licenses and does the money gesture
The kids give their Mobiums to Bash
Bash: he gets the 25 Mobiums and does a thumbs up sign to Smash
Smash: "Wow! You sure are a smart one, Bash."
Bash: he smiles
Smash: "You're not a talker, you're a walker!"
Bash: he had an annoyed face
Smash: "Yeah, that rhyme was terrible."
Freedom Fighter Base
Rotor: "Sally, look!"
Sally: "A group of 50 people holding a mini-parade for Eggman in our city?"
Amy: "SMASH AND BASH?"
Rotor: "It turns out they are selling Eggman Fan Licenses."
Amy: she gritted her teeth
Sonic: "What did you expect them to do? Sell their books? Sell their GameStation? Sell the entire house? That second one doesn't make any sense, as you need it to play Thrash Wallaby 3."
Amy: she stomped her feet
The Freedom Fighters flinched
Amy: "They... are... in... so... much... TROUBLE!"
Stardust Speedway
Cookie: "Why are we selling Eggman Fan Licenses anyway?"
Cake: "Because we're selling the cookies for 25 cents."
100 kids go to Cookie, Cake, and Candy and pay them 25 cents each for the cookies
Candy: "Whoa! That's a lot! We now have 25 Mobiums!"
10 Eggman Fans pay them 1 Mobium each for the Eggman Fan Licenses
Cookie: "Make that 35."
Candy: she texts Skye
Skye: he texts "Yes?"
Candy: she texts "Is 35 Mobiums enough?"
Skye: he texts "Just enough. I got 25 Mobiums for my service."
Cookie, Candy, and Cake take the cannon from Stardust Speedway to the Prower Residence
Skye: "60 Mobiums!"
Dash and Flash: "Hey, Smash! We got 30 Mobiums!"
Smash: "That's not enough yet, but-"
Dash: "We caught a criminal and got paid 5 Mobiums."
Smash: "Let's just go. They're close to the local store!"
The Prowers were running to the local store
Flash: "Not on my watch!"
Dash: "You don't have any."
The Roses hold hands and run to the store, only to be stopped by Sally Acorn
Dash: "Sally?"
Sally: "You are not going anywhere! You're not operating the black market unpunished!"
Smash: "So Queen Sally Acorn just came here to be a jerk and make selling Eggman Fan Licenses illegal? SHAME ON YOU, QUEEN!"
Amy: gasp "Shame on her? SHAME ON HER? SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME!"
Cream: gasp "Amy!"
Bea buys the Thrash Wallaby 3 copy
Rose Siblings and Prower Siblings: "What?" they started to tear up, then they started crying like babies
Amy: "Dash? Smash? Bash? Flash? Well, it pains me to do this, but..." she marched towards Sally "Sally, you should be ashamed of yourself. I don't know how to explain this, but Cream does."
Cream: "Mrs. Sally! Our kids have worked hard to get 60 Mobiums! 60 Mobiums! And you were stopping them from selling Eggman Fan Licenses, their only hope for getting that game?"
Sally: "Sorry, Mrs. Amy and Mrs. Cream. I had to do this because I didn't want anyone to support Eggman. Worse things will happen if they support Eggman."
Cream: "No matter what the problem is, as long as it's related to Eggman, Mr. Sonic and Mrs. Amy can deal with it!"
Sally: "If they don't?"
Cream: "Mr. Tails will deal with it!"
Sally: "If he doesn't?"
Cream: "Mr. Knuckles will deal with it! And then the Chaotix! And then me! And then the rest of the Freedom Fighters!"
Tails: "She's right! Sally, just have hope in me, Sonic, and Amy."
Sally: she sighs "OK! FINE! I'm sorry."
Cream: "Apology accepted, as long as you make up for this."
Sally: "Sarah has an idea!"
Sarah: "Based on Charlotte and the Cheese Factory, I can make an Eggman Fan Pass, which is a version of the Eggman Fan License, but you need to present it to the city's Wyatt or Wendy Wonky."
Sally: "I will pass this rule to all cities in the Kingdom of Acorn."
Sarah: "I drew this at school." she showed the Eggman Fan Pass
Sally: "Wonky's Eggman Fan Pass. Greetings from Mr. Wyatt Wonky and Mrs. Wendy Wonky. Thank you for printing this Eggman Fan Pass. Present this pass to a Wonky store owner, and then get a stamp of approval from them for 10 Mobiums. After that, go to the official Mr. or Mrs. Wonky of your city, town, or village. That right there is the difficult part. You have to find him or her. This can only be used for one person, and I mean one person only. If you appear in the official Wonky website, you will be allowed to support Dr. Eggman all you want."
Sarah: "It isn't true to the source material, but how else would I make something like this?"
Sally: "It's perfect, Princess Sarah Acorn. This will be the official Eggman Fan Pass."
Sarah: "Thanks, Mom!"
Sally: "You're welcome, Sarah. Although I may dislike how to get the Fan Pass, I like how it's difficult to get it approved."
Cream: "Thanks so much, Sally."
Sally: "Wonky stores will also sell candies. It can sell Eggman Fan Passes for 15 bucks too, and they'll stamp right away."
Cream: "Good idea."
Sally: "I'm going to pass this law."
Tomorrow...
Sonic: "So, Amy! Did you hear about the new Eggman Fan Pass law?"
Amy: "Yes, I did! In fact, I made Sally make it."
Sonic: “That was unexpected.”
Amy: “It sure was!”
Dash: “We didn’t get the golden edition Thrash Wallaby 3.”
Amy: “It’s OK. What did it contain?”
Smash: “A file that has been 100% completed.”
Sonic: “Where’s the fun in that?”
Smash: “What do you mean where’s the fun in that, Dad?”
Sonic: “Smash, the wonder of getting 100% on a game is the journey to it. Those paths, those moves, those collectibles, you wonder how you can get them or what they do. That’s the beauty of fully completing a video game. So don’t go for the Golden Edition. Just be happy with the normal version, and experience the game in all its glory!”
Smash: “Thank you so much, Dad. I needed that.”
Sonic: “You’re welcome!”
Prower Residence
Cookie: “Thank you so much, Mom. I needed that.”
Cream: “You’re welcome! Remember, like Mr. Sonic said, an adventure is no fun if it’s too easy. So do your thing, work hard on it, and you’ll see the beauty, the fun, the brilliance, any other synonym-“
Skye: “Get on with your point already!”
Cream: “Do your thing, work hard on it, and you’ll see the fun in working hard.”
Skye: “Mom is really good at parenting!”
Tails: “She is, Skye. She knew and analyzed every single skill her mother used in parenting her when she was young.”
Cream: “If I was strict about your mischief, I’d only be sorry if your mischief does not have the potential to cause harm to others or to yourself.”
Cookie: “So it was right for you to not let me get a nemesis?”
Cream: “Yes.”
Golden Hive Colony
Bea, Sly, Melissa, and Veronica: they play the Thrash Wallaby 3 Golden Edition
Saffron: “Having fun?”
Bea: “I sure am, Mom!”
Charmy: “Ahh, kids just being kids.”
Saffron: “I love watching them have fun.”
Vector: “Get them, Veronica!”
Veronica: “Dad, you know I love this game. I’ll spend hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours to play it and get good!”
Espio: “But Sly has everything to be a Ninja, so she can beat the others.”
Mighty: “Melissa is a video game expert!”
The three argue over who will win the 4 player match
The End!
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