Evil Chocolate

"Guess what Goku Black... You may have power... But you're still BLACK!" - Evil Chocolate, seconds before dying for the first time. 
== Evil Chocolate ==
Evil Chocolate is an evil thing man. It all started when he was a jit... It was insane man! He was gettin so much bitches, even HOOD AKI was surprised on how much bitches he was gettin. But soon it all went down hill...
Evil Chocolate wasn't always evil, you should know because Evil Chocolate's real name is Chocolito. He used to hang out with his buds Taquito, and Pizzio. They would trap out the whole crib with absolute backwoods smoke. He knows how to roll a backwood! 
== Abilities ==
=== Chocolate Cock ===
Evil Chocolate can use an ability called "Chocolate Cock", which is apart of his domain, in which, when used, a large penis shaped chocolate will appear out of thin air and beat the opponent.
=== Evil Stare ===
Evil Chocolate can use evil stare, in which he gives you that bombastic side eye, which has the ability to either instantly explode someone, or just shoot lasers which harms someone.
== His Lore ==
Evil Chocolate know tha bitches like that fr. Thas why one day he met his homeboy The Big T, who showed him how to properly use the n word, and also to rizz up level 10 chocolate gyatts.
Evil Chocolate not only a sigma but that man the ALPHA as we know it. You can as Aki, you can ask Tomar, you can even ask Past. He's just... that guy y'know?
== It's Time to get Freaky! ==
It was a monday when Evil Chocolate would say.. "A copypasta is a block of text copied and pasted to the Internet and social media. Copypasta containing controversial ideas or lengthy rants are often posted for humorous purposes, to provoke reactions from those unaware that the posted text is a meme."
He would be correct, as he said to Frieza, "can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to love me back."
Which completely rizzed up Frieza, causing them to become boyfriends. It wasn't far untill he met Jelque, Frieza: AKA Son Jelqu, and was very respectful at the dinner table. The guests at Jelque's house other than Evil Chocolate consisted of, Tanta, Taquito, Thom Yorke, Tomoko Kuroki, and Tão me esculhambando. It was a fruitful dinner. A Dinner to be remembered for CENTURIES to come!
== Oh no.. ==
All of a sudden.. THUNDER stroke. G-g-g-g-g-golly! Thunder stroke him. And then he became... EVIL CHOCOLATE!
This is awful... Can we get a R.I.P. for Chocolito? Cause now he's EVIL and ready to POUNCE and FUCK every last ALIEN ON EARTH with his massive CHOCOLATE COCK!!!
And it gets worse... One day.. Evil Chocolate saw a baby... and he kicked it... and all of a sudden the baby grew 10 ft tall! And became... IDIOCRASY...
Idiocrasy: What the fuck my n word
Evil Chocolate: I'm Evil ahahaha
and they've been buddies ever since... oh how the times fly by...
== The Relation to Good Caramel ==
Evil Chocolate and Good Caramel started all the way back to 9/11/2001. When Good Caramel called him the hard R and Evil Chocolate fired back with his chocolate cock. They've been enemies ever since... Here's one conversation they had:
Good Caramel: "To be a sigma man, one must be able to be internally strong. Emotionally wise and intellectually knowledgeable. The trait “chivalry” means the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, namely courage, honour, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak: "tales of chivalry and knightly deeds" In the past, men were the rulers in the most traditional sense of the word. They were the head of the family, they were the warriors. They were knights, samurai, and hunters. What I mean by hunters is that they used to hunt for food for their families. During the time of resettlement in America for example, during the earliest years of the county's western history, many families were given incentives to relocate to western unpopulated states and set up their homes. These self built farms were known as homesteads. They were remote in the middle of the vast and harsh winds of the dry and atmospheric prairie. The husbands and fathers would therefore hunt for food and be the sole providers for their family. Being honourable, gallant and wise were popular qualities that men strived to achieve in the past. I recommend the tv show Little house on the prairie... This gives a glimpse into how life was in the past of American history. During the English olden days, great gentlemen and upper class nobles carried an air of sophistication and bravery. Their presence was powerful…. Not only because they were rich, but because they understood how to conduct themselves towards women. Men are more powerful when they are able to be chivalrous and composed. This is why in order to be the most powerful man that comes across as a force to be reckoned with and respected … qualities such as wisdom, politeness and self respect (the ability to speak your mind without sounding conceited)... are things you should establish within yourself and the way you conduct yourself. I have seen many say that being a powerful sigma means that you should treat women like trash… but this only makes you look unattractive, weak and like a loser who will never get anywhere. showing extreme anger looks childish, unattractive and ugly. A man must act with the manner of an aristocrat , the bravery of a knight, and the wisdom of a king. His presence must show he is all knowing, and someone who can brave any storm. He must treat women in a chivalrous manner. Like a teacher he must be able to have the knowledge to guide and look after those whom he knows are weaker and in need of his help. Being powerful means you have the ability to protect those who are weaker than you. These are the most powerful qualities of the sigma man. People often associate "simping" with being “nice to women". But "simping" is when someone acts pathetic in order to get attention. "Simping" means to act needy, to act like you are desperate for attention. Basically simping is when you have nice guy syndrome and you are the guy who thinks he is entitled to being liked in a relationship. This is the opposite to being a strong gentleman Instead being sigma should mean that a man has self confidence but also compassion. He can be a gentleman but also a warrior. He doesn't care what others think of him… and he does what he likes. He doesn't act desperate for attention. instead he acts with sophistication, maturity and indifference. He doesn't care if he is the outcast.... because in the mind of a man who has it all within himself , he has no need for rules to show him the way to behave. His path is his own... and whoever wishes to follow him... he will protect throughout his journey. Being chivalrous and gentlemanly towards women are the greatest strengths and characteristics that makes a man cool and stand out above the rest in terms of his quality. He can be badass but also has the ability to be protective, gentle and wise. Thomas Shelby is a great character that these ideals are based on. He treats the woman he loves as if he was a gentleman… he is able to show his heart. He is badass, and says what he likes, but he shows he has the ability to be protective and wise. He is calm, composed yet a rebel who doesn't care what anyone thinks. He makes people feel safe around him even though he can be ruthless towards his enemies. A few characters from the media which defines the qualities that I am describing include. If your interested these films allow for interesting character studies Sean Connery's character mark Rutland from Marnie (1964). Timothy Dalton as Edward Rochester from jane eyre James dean from rebel without a cause Marlon Brando from the wild one Poldark ~ he is rebel but also is heroic, Robert Redford in this property is condemned Eugene Onegin Marlon Brando as captain fletcher from mutiny on the bounty (1962). The king and I Lord Ravenswood from the book "the bride of Lammermoor" Witten by sir Walter scot. These are a few programs which show chivalrous and strong lead characters. The term Byronic hero tends to be a common label for this type of character. In order to become a powerful and strong force ... you must embody the traits of wisdom , bravery, confidence, nonchalance, strength of heart (emotional wisdom) and chivalry."
Evil Chocolate: What bruh
== The Flavors Fight ==
Evil Chocolate was responsible for the start of the Battle of the Flavors, where Evil Chocolate, Good Caramel, Villainous Vanilla, and Sinister Strawberry had a deathly brutal BRAWL... It resulted in Evil Chocolate being victorious.. and the other flavors had to run away like little BITCHES!
Good Caramel tried to fight him by pullin out his caramel shooty wooty booty galooty but... even Hollow Caramel couldn't beat Evil Chocolates Evil Chocolate Cock STARE attack! What an absolute performance by our good buddy Evil Chocolate.
== Evil Chocolate's Actions in-story ==
Evil Chocolate was first seen at the tail-end of Chapter 1, in which, he did not do much. However, when Chapter 2 surfaced, Evil Chocolate did some devious activities, which is where his Iconic quote comes from where he says to Goku Black, "Guess what Goku Black... You may have power... But you're still BLACK!" in which Goku Black proceeded to scream "I'M HUNGRY!!" and eat him, killing him for the first time.
Evil Chocolate would resurface later in the story, seeming as he somehow escaped Goku Black's insides offscreen, he is soon seen in Italy, as the doctor. He would deliver MBDTF and Dr. Bosomous' kid, "Donda North Kanye Twisted Late 808s Yeezus Heartbreaks Vultures Fantasy", out of Dr. Bosomous' VAGINA ! ! ! ! 
He is next seen in space, observing the fight between Jumpin' Jellybean Joseph, Josh Gyatt, and Good Caramel, while accompanied by The God of Drip. Right as he is about to jump into the fight, Good Caramel activates "Hollow Caramel", which deletes Jumpin Jellybean Joseph, while Evil Chocolate and Josh Gyatt are able to escape the blast.
== Trivia ==
* Evil Chocolate is character #115.
* Evil Chocolate is known as "Koleka ʻino" in Hawaiian, which translates to "Bad Chocolate" further pushing that he is evil and bad.
* Evil Chocolate is good friends with Zé Povinho and Thom Yorke, they met at the Oscars.
* It's not influential, but Evil Chocolate has met Goku, Vegeta, And Big Bro Broly.
* Evil Chocolate has a Skibidi Toilet Shrine in his room.
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