Rainbow Dash Loses A Bet With Twilight Sparkle And Is Forced To Sing Christmas Carols

Twilight: C'mon, Rainbow Dash! Do it!
Rainbow: NO! I don't want to! 
Twilight (who's acting OOC): You lost the bet, so you have to!
Rainbow: Fine...
Joy to Equestria, Joy To Equestria
Though I don't care about buckets
Why are there so many buckets?
This doesn't ryhme but do I care?
I pretty much hate Windrider 
For some good reasons
But who the heck cares
This story has to be PG-rated.
So I don't care.
Carol Two:
The author is running out of ideas
So i'm going to sing another carol that doesn't rhyme
This isn't MLP fan series canon
AND I DON'T FREAKING CARE
I love EVERYONE
EXCEPT WINDRIDER, EPIC COFFEE, BLAZE, PHAZON AND GRIMSHOT
THEY CAN GO TO HECK
Carol Three:
I'll ascend
And venture forth
And drop the pulse
ELYSIUM
Hail the days of 
Fire and Thunder
Pinkie
shooting
lightning bombs
light us all up
Pinkamena
blasting o'er this
Pink Empire
I'll adventure
living fre'e
with the frauliens of the
Freedom Pie
light us all up
Pinkamena
blasting o'er this
Pink Empire
I'll adventure
living free
with the frauliens of the
Freedom Pie
Category:Stories