Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Alternate HISHE

==Plot==
Palpatine had initiated order 66 whilst on Grievous’ ship
As the Clone Wars drew to a close, Jedi Knight, Anakin Skywalker heard he was going to be a father, but also had troubling dreams about the possible death of his secret wife, Senator Padme Amidala of Naboo. Afterwords, he was appointed by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to be his personal representative on the Jedi Council. When Anakin told the council of this, they were disturbed and disagreed. They elected their own members, and despite the mistrust of Count Dooku, they remembered that he warned them that the senate may be controlled by a Sith lord. However, they decided to approve the appointment so that Anakin could constantly tell them what the chancellor is up to.
As Anakin kept on talking with Palpatine, he flash backed to all of the suspicious things he told him and realized he was the hidden Sith Lord the Jedi have been looking for. He also realized that he was trying to tempt him to the dark side, including those nightmares he'd had about Padme. So he called Mace Windu via holo and told him what had happened. Later, Mace and 3 other Jedi knights came for Palpatine, he attacked, but they managed to beat him (not by just wacking at him with lightsabers though).
Once Palpatine fell, Anakin's mind felt at ease, the visions of Padme's death vanished. That's when he realized Palpatine caused them to lure him towards the dark side. Anakin searched Palpatine's computers and found a dreadful sight, plans for a massive battle station capable of destroying entire planets. To make sure they never became real, Anakin destroyed the blueprints. However, Representative Jar Jar Binks came and revealed that he was also a secret Sith Lord. He'd been using his 'clumsy and simple-minded Gungun' act to gain the trust of politicians and Jedi alike. With the force, Jar Jar created a gust of wind that shattered the window and leaped out onto the rooftops of Coruscant.
Anakin and the rest of the council immediately contacted Jedi across the galaxy, telling them about Palpatine and Jar Jar. Meanwhile, the Kaminoan cloners made a startling discovery about the clones inhibitor chips: In them was a pre-programmed or to kill the Jedi upon hearing the words; "Execute Order 66". They reported this to the senate and Jedi and both saw to it the clones were thoroughly checked and the chips were removed and destroyed.
Meanwhile, Ahsoka Tano, padawan of Anakin Skywalker (who in this timeline didn't leave the order), chased after Jar Jar alongside her master. Together, they put up a challenging duel with Jar Jar and defeated him.
A few years later, Anakin tells the story of Clone Wars and their end to his and Padme's 2 children; Luke and Leia. He explained that after the war; the senate voted in a new chancellor, the clones stood ready to defend the Republic again, and the Jedi Order continues to thrive as Anakin, Padme, and their children live on Naboo.
With Season 7 of Clone Wars done, revisiting this is fun. My very brief revision is that:
Ahsoka tells Yoda/The Council what Maul knows about Anakin: That he will be the new Sith apprentice. The Jedi however feel this is a trick by Maul and they disregard it until Anakin tells Mace Windu who Palpatine is, to which he summons a meeting with Anakin, Ahsoka, and the rest of the Council. Maul is brought before the Jedi via holotape and reveals all he knows but this angers Anakin because he now knows he was manipulated for years by Palpatine and storms off to confront the Chancellor. Mace and a few other Jedi try to go and stop him and in the mean time, Rex reveals what he knows/theorizes about the inhibitor chips. Anakin battles Palpatine in an extended battle, enough time for Ahsoka and Rex to arrive. The two of them and Mace urge Anakin to stop, that killing Palpatine is not the Jedi way. The Sith Lord then unleashes his Force and electrocutes the four of them while he escapes to execute Order 66 and take a legion of Clones to purge the Temple
Yoda makes success in alerting some Jedi in the field, but failed in reaching many of them; he also alerts the Temple which begins an evacuation of the Younglings but still, several Jedi remain and mount a defense against the marching enemy forces. Obi-Wan defeats Grievous and immediately takes his ship to flee the Clones, rendezvousing with Yoda and other Jedi that received their warnings. At the Jedi Temple, the brave defenders are simply no match for Lord Sidious and are wiped out. The Sith Master comes across Maul who has been enchained and just as he is about to execute his former apprentice, he gives the Zabarak a single chance for redemption. He tells the disgraced apprentice that he must go to Mustafar, wipe out the Separatist leadership, and give the order to shut down the droids. Obi-Wan however receives a vision of his rival on a volcano planet standing over bodies as he is travelling to Yoda. 
Rex, Anakin, Ahsoka, and Mace awaken but also receive visions of their own with the Jedi Temple burning; they immediately make their way to it and see bodies of clones and Jedi spread out. They deal with a few Clones left behind and head to the communications room where they are able to make contact with Yoda, Obi-Wan, and surviving Jedi. Yoda also brings Bail Organa into the conversation and he informs the Jedi of Palpatine's emergency Senate session and is working to gather senators to oppose Palpatine. Obi-Wan informs the Jedi that he senses Maul on Mustafar and preps to make his journey and Anakin leaves to go find Padme. He tells her all what happened and that she must leave, but she refuses and wants to be at the Senate to stand with Bail. Anakin demands her to leave but she calls in her personal security to have Anakin escorted away. 
At the Senate, Palpatine goes through his speech but Bail objects with Rex at his side. The Clone informs the Senators what Palpatine has done and how he engineered the Clone Wars to purge the Jedi and take control over the galaxy. This causes an uproar that Palpatine is unable to control so he acts fast. He orders the Clones to secure the Senate building and to flood the chambers and kill all those that oppose him. Anakin, Ahsoka, and Mace then leap into action to save as many Senators as they can while Anakin confronts Palpatine again. Ahsoka helps Padme be rushed to safety and goes back to rescue more. The Jedi and Sith Lord duel once more throughout the impeding chaos
On Mustafar, Maul does as he was ordered and awaits further instruction when he sees a ship fly in. He goes out to approach, thinking it is Sidious when Obi-Wan steps out. Shocked, but surprised, Maul takes to this challenge to finally prove he is worthy as a Sith Lord. Obi-Wan wants to bring justice to his former Master and his former love who both died at the hands of Maul. 
The two duels occur simultaneously and in the end, both Sith lay defeated and ultimately dead. Obi-Wan and Anakin were tempted by the Dark Side but they conquered these emotions and utilized the goodness in them to vanquish the evil. The Senate building is secured as a detachment of Jedi survivors arrive. Padme suddenly goes into labor and she is transported away to a nearby hospital with Anakin alongside her. Padme gives birth to Luke and Leia while she survives childbirth. 
In the aftermath, the Jedi are made aware of Anakin's violation of the Jedi code with his marriage to Padme, but the Purge has humbled the Jedi. They too realize they violated the Jedi Code with their involvement in the Clone Wars and became blinded by the Dark Side. Anakin is given a pardon and Ahsoka once again is given an offer to rejoin, which she does.
For his bravery, Anakin is granted the rank of Master and given a seat on the Jedi Council
Luke and Leia become younglings and will be trained as Jedi
Yoda revises the Jedi Code to give more freedom for future generations
Bail is elected Chancellor and promptly demilitarizes the Republic and recognizes the sovereignty of the Confederacy
Anakin and Padme begin a new life together on Tatooine where the hate Anakin once had for his homeworld is now gone. Luke and Leia continue their Jedi training. 19 years later, the Skywalkers are preparing for a trip to the Jedi Temple. In a few days, Luke and Leia will be become Jedi Knights while Ahsoka will be made a Master in a grand ceremony. Padme asks Luke where Leia is as they will be departing in a few hours. Luke tells his mother that last he knew, she went out to Mos Eisely. Leia is seen in the cantina ordering a drink when she is approached by a man who couldn't help but notice how pretty she is. He introduces himself as Han Solo.
In another alternate reality it plays a similar to what we saw in revenge of the Sith except Anakin realizing that he was being manipulated by Palpatine how else could he have known about his dreams. Anakin then helps Mace windu kill Palpatine. Mace then grants him the rank of Jedi Master and Padme doesn't die though young Anakin wakes up in his room on Tatooine and realizes it was just a nightmare very very weird one rolls over and goes back to sleep
==Transcript==
Jedi Temple
Yoda- Believe we do the chancellor is the Sith Lord. Find a way to prove this we must.
Kit Fisto- We can have Skywalker spy on the chancellor. The two are good friends and we can use that to help us.
Windu- I agree, Skywalker can get us what we need to prove the chancellor is evil.
Mundi- Yeah there is no way this idea will make Skywalker not trust us and turn evil. I can't see any flaw in this idea. I say we do it.
Plo Koon- Agreed, if there's nothing else to discuss we should call Skywalker in.
Shaak Ti- Whoa, hold up, are you serious? That's it? We're not going to talk about this anymore just because you guys say it's over?
Aayla- Hell no, we're sick and tired of see you men always make the choices for the council. 
What about us? Don't we women get a say in this?
Windu- Um of course you guys do you're all important to the Jedi council.
Luminara- Oh really? Okay, when was the last time we got a chance to talk or make decisions around here?
Aayla- I'm starting to get the feeling you guys don't care about our opinions and don't care what we have to say.
Mundi- Whaaat? Don't be ridiculous we respect your opinions and we do want to hear what you guys say.
Yoda- Agree we do about your opinions we would, but very big decisions we make and feel we do that the decision fall it should to those who have been on the council long it should.
Shaak Ti- I have been here as long as you guys and none of you ever let me say anything or make any decisions.
Windu- Shaak Ti, don't be ridiculous let's just pause for a moment and just calm down before you women let your temper get the better of you.
Luminara- Screw you guys I'm out. Come on ladies let's go make our own council where no men are allowed.
Luminara and the rest of the female Jedi left the council chamber leaving the men shock and surprise.
Yoda- Hmmm hope I do come back to bite us this won't.
Mundi- Eh, we shouldn't worry. It's not like our plan is going to backfire, will cause Skywalker to turn against us, and get all of us killed right?
Mace- Mundi is right. What's the worst than can happen?
(Fast Forward)
Padme- Ani, I promise you I won't die giving birth.
Anakin- No I promise you I won't let you die. I won't let anything happen to you or our child even if I have to do
Padme- Ani, don't worry about me I can take care of myself.
Anakin- Padme, you're pregnant. You can't do anything that could hurt you and the baby.
Padme- What about shooting someone?
Anakin- Well, okay yeah you can do that. Still, you need to let me keep you safe okay?
Padme- Stop thinking I can't take care of myself. I'm not weak, I'm not helpless, and I'm not the damsel in distress. We have been together for years and you still think of me as a scared little woman who can't take care of herself?
Anakin- But my visions, I saw you were dying and it's like with what happened to my mom.
Padme- I'm not your momma you big baby. I have kicked as much ass as you have before and while the war has been going on.
Anakin- And most of those times I had to come in to save you.
Padme gets mad and grabs Anakin by the balls.
Padme- Listen to me momma's boy and listen well or else. I can take care of myself okay? I'm not weak and defenseless. I am your wife and you will listen to me. If you listen to someone else that will cause you to turn to the dark side, kill a bunch of younglings, and try to take over the galaxy then I will blow you up, got it?
Padme tightens her grip on Anakin's balls causing him to yelp in pain and speak in a high tone voice.
Anakin- Yes of course I promise.
Padme releases Anakin's balls.
Padme- Good, now then who's hungry?
(Fast Forward)
Sidious- It was a necessary loss. Soon I will have an apprentice much younger and powerful.
Grievous- And we will rule the galaxy together…right?
Sidious- Um of course we will (fakes coughing) not likely.
Grievous- Wait, what was that?
Sidious- What was what?
Grievous- What did you say? You said "Not likely", are you saying I won't be alive?
Sidious- Noooo, of course not don't be ridiculous. You'll still be alive don't worry. I didn't see into the future that you would be killed by Obi Wan Kenobi.
Grievous- I um never said you did.
Sidious- Oh well look don't worry about it. Nothing bad will happen to you okay? I promise.
Grievous- Well okay, I believe you. I know you would never lie to me or use me like you did with Count Dooku.
Sidious- Yeah, sure of course I would never do that to you.
Grievous- Wait, was that sarcasm?
(Fast Forward)
Mace Windu is aiming his lightsaber at Darth Sidious who had attempted to use Force lightning on the Jedi master, but it backfired on him. Now seeing how dangerous the Sith is Mace Windu decides what he must do to keep the galaxy safe.
Windu- I'm going to end this once and for all.
Anakin- You can't, he must stand trial.
Windu- He has control over the senate and the courts. He's too dangerous to be kept alive.
Anakin- It's not the Jedi way. He must stand trial. I need him.
Mace Windu hesitates, but knows keeping the Sith Lord alive is not an option. He swings his lightsaber at Darth Sidious to end this.
Anakin ignites his lightsaber- Noooo!
Anakin cuts off Windu's hand causing the Jedi master to scream.
Windu- Ahhhh! Damn it! What the fuck man?! You just cut off my hand! Why the fuck did you do that?!
Anakin- You we're going to kill him I had to stop you.
Windu- So instead of blocking my lightsaber you decided to cut off my hand? My fucking hand!
Anakin- Well um I wasn't thinking clearly okay? I have had a stressful few days. With you guys pressuring me to spy on the chancellor, the chancellor telling me he's a Sith Lord and wants me to join him, to me having visions of my pregnant wife dying-
Windu- Whoa whoa what? What the fuck did you say?
Anakin- Um what?
Windu- You just said you're "Pregnant wife". Are you married?
Anakin- Whaaat? Don't be silly I'm not married. We know it's against the rules.
Sidious- Um guys my face is starting to burn up I think I need to go check this out.
Windu- Shut the fuck up prune face! Skywalker, are you married?
Anakin- Well…yes?
Windu- Oh this is fucking great. So you want this prune face guy here to stay alive just to save your pregnant wife?
Anakin- Well, yeah I did it to save her. He said he can keep her from dying so I made a choice.
Windu- By cutting off my fucking arm!
Sidious- Guys seriously. My face is really starting to hurt a lot. I can't move because then it hurts even more.
Windu- Fuck your face! This asshole just cut off my hand just because he didn't want his wife to die!
Anakin: Oh relax would you? I'm sure we can get you a robotic hand like mine. It's pretty kick ass.
Windu- You know what? Fuck this man. You want to become a Sith just to save your wife who will probably hate you in the end. Then fine I'm out of here. Go fuck yourselves assholes!
Mace Windu leaves the room leaving Skywalker and Sidious who has smoke appearing from his face.
Sidious- Soooooo you want to be my apprentice and kill a bunch of younglings?
Anakin-….okay.
(Fast Forward)
Anakin- I won't lose you like I lost my mother. I'm becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of and I'm doing it for you, to protect you.
Padme- Come away with me. Come and raise our child. Leave everything behind while we still can.
Anakin- Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the chancellor I can overthrow him. And together you and I can rule the galaxy. Make things we want them to be.
Padme- Yeah, that sounds great so we can do whatever we want huh?
Anakin- Exactly, thank you I knew you would understand.
Padme- Yeah, I need to go get some things from my ship before we go back to Coruscant to rule the galaxy. Be right back.
Padme runs up to the ship.
Anakin- I knew she would understand. I can't wait to tell everyone I'm going to be a father and ruler of the Republic. It's going to be wizard.
A large barrel with a bomb timer on it rolled down the ship next to Anakin who is too busy fantasizing about him raising his child and ruling the galaxy. The ship takes off, which causes Anakin to notice.
Anakin- Padme? (Sees the bomb next to him) What the hell?
Admiral Ackbar- It's a trap!
The bomb blows up taking out the platform and Skywalker.
Super Café
Padme is sitting next to Batgirl while Supergirl sits across the booth.
Batgirl- Whoa, so you just killed him?
Padme- Yeah, he didn't trust me and decided to listen to some old guy to be evil then kill little kids. Would you want your kids around someone like that?
Supergirl- Yeah, that's a good point. Still, didn't you love the guy?
Padme- I do, but he treated me like I was always the damsel in distress. That I always needed saving and I can't defend myself. I hate that, do you guys understand?
Batgirl and Supergirl begin laughing, but see Padme was serious.
Batgirl- Oh for real? No way, whenever criminals see me they always underestimate me until I kick their asses and they learn never to fuck with Batgirl.
Supergirl- Same here, except when criminals see me they try to look up my skirt instead of wanting to fight me. Instead they end up instead me kicking their asses towards jail. I did that once you know.
Padme- Okay fair enough, still after what Anakin did I can't see myself raising my kids with him after he murdered children as well.
Batgirl- Yeah, soooo what is going to happen with Darth Sidious?
Padme- I don't know I heard someone told me they were going to handle it.
Supergirl- Cool, well if you want we can handle it for you.
Padme-Nah it's fine don't worry.
Batman appears and sits down next to Padme.
Batman- Hey, I'm Batman you want to know my secret identity?
Batgirl- Hey Bruce check this out (shows Padme is pregnant)
Batman- Uh I have to go…the bat signal!
Batman takes off.
Batgirl sighs- What an idiot.
Supergirl- All men are stupid…we should form our own Justice League. Padme, want to join us?
Padme- Sure, sounds like fun.
The End
Senate Building
Chancellor Palpatine or Darth Sidious is speaking to the senate about what the Jedi did and how he plans to form a new Empire when Iron Man appears.
Iron Man- Tank missile!
Iron Man takes off just as the chancellor sees the missile.
Palpatine- What the phantom menace!
The missile blew up destroying the chancellor.
Outside the senate building Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Shaak Ti, and the rest of the female Jedi who left the Order see what happened inside.
Aayla- See? Now that is how this should have been handled.
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at the jedi council meeting
Mace: young Skywalker you have heroically ended the war, so on behalf of the council we grant you the rank of master
anakin bows gratefully
Palpatine: “I have the power to save Padmé.”
Anakin: “Save Padmé from what?”
Palpatine: “Oh, uh, you haven’t seen those visions. I haven’t done that yet.”
Anakin: “Well, I guess the war is over.”
Grievous and the rest of the Separatist Counsel: “Gotta catch us first!”
Anakin: "Well I Guess the War is over"
Kenobi: "What now?"
Anakin: "Let's get off th-"
The war is over!"
Kenobi: "Not to worry. We are still flying half a ship"
Dooku: Stop! I have to tell you something Young Skywalker
Anakin: What are your last words?
Dooku: Drops to the floor and rolls into the escape pod
Clone: “uh you got confirmation that the Jedi and the Chancellor made it out, right?”
*awkward silence*
Clone: *drops gun in shock/realization*
Anakin: well...I guess the war is over.
Obi wan: What now?
Anakin: uhhhh, we could go help Ahsoka kick Maul off Mandalore.
Obi wan:........okay, why not.
Palpatine: I can save the one you love, Padme.
Anakin: Save Padme from what?
Palpatine: Oh yeah I haven't done that yet.
Trooper1: I think we won the war
Trooper3: yeah,but did the jedi council survive
Obi-Wan: Anakin! Listen to him! He told me about this in episode II.
*Anakin*: And you never bothered to bring that up....why?
Palp : "He took your arm Anakin, don't you want revenge?"
2sec earlier : *removes Dooku's hands
Obi-Wan: Anakin, listen to him! He told me all of this in Episode 2!
Anakin: Wait, what’s Episode 2?
anakin: i will kill him
obi wan: don't do it do you remember episode 2
Windu: We grant you the rank of Master, but we do not grant you the rank of Grand Master.
Anakin: What? How can you do this? This is outrageous! It's unfair!
"Dooku took your arm don't you want revenge?"
"So I'm just gonna forget I cut off his hands?"
Dooku: I'm going to reveal the whole thing
Palpatine: dew it... no wait
He even has his lightsaber with him right now!"
Electrocutes Dooku.
Brilliant hahaha!
Anakin: What are your last words?
Dooku: You ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
Palpatine: "Execute Order 66"
Clones: No
Palpatine: DEW IT
Clones: It will be done master
Execute order 66
Shoots palpatine
Palpatine : why
Clone : arent you a jedi with your lazer sword
Palpatine: Execute Order 6-
Mas Amedda: How many sugars in your coffee, my lord?
Palpatine: 5!
Cody: It will be done, my lord. All units! Alert General Kenobi that we must overthrow the chancellor and kill him!
Palpatine: "Execute Order 66"
Clones: Nope
Palpatine: But, but.. your inhibitor chips...
Clones: "Inhibit this"
Clones: Slowly and collectively raise their middle fingers
Palpatine: Excute Order 60- 
Suddenly the guards go flying
Mysterious shadow figure:
"Yousa going to get nae naed"
“Execute order 65”
“As you wish”
“Wait I meant order 66!”
All clones march into the senate building and kills him.
"Commander Cody: Execute Order 66!"
"Are you kidding me? I just gave him back his lightsaber!"
Palp: "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
Ani: "No..."
Palp: "I thought not. It wouldn't be a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend,"
Ani: "But legends isn't canon"
Palpatine: execute order 6crcrcr (bugs)
Clones:everybody yeet your communications and if anybody asks its lord sidious who is palpatine
Execute order 66
Why
Umm because I’m evil
hears knocks
FBI OPEN UP!
Palps: execute order 66
Cody: what no I only accept the chancellor’s orders not you withered freak
Palps: wait no Cody I can explsa-
Cody: (turns off holotransmitter) freaking prank callers
“Execute Order 66”
“Um...I’m sorry Emperor Palapatine you’re breaking up. Can you repeat that again? This cell service sucks!” 
sighs ...MOTHER🤬!!!
Emperor: Execute Order 66.
Troop: Which Order 66?
Emperor: Order 66 pizzas.
Palpy: "Good Anakin, good. Kill him. Kill him now."
Ani: "What? No. He's defenseless right now and we can take him prisoner."
Palpy: "Do it."
Ani: "I shouldn't... so I won't."
Dooku: "Thank you. I should also mention, since he just tried to get me killed that he's the Sith Lord you guys have been looking for."
Ani: "What?"
Dooku: "Yeah, he's behind everything - the war, your mistrust of the Jedi Council... it's a tragedy really."
Palpy: "The only real tragedy was the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise..."
Dooku: "Oh not this again..."
Palpy: "...the Jedi would tell you, but a Sith Legend..."
Ani: "So if it's a Sith Legend, how would you know about that story?"
Palpy: "Well obviously I was there when I killed Plagueis - oh poop..."
Ani: "Oh you mother fu-"
Mace: Hey Anakin. Why is Palpatine on the floor with his eyes open not breathing?
Anakin: You're gonna wanna sit down for this one...
Mace: What happened here?
Anakin: ... He... erm... fell... yes, fell into my lightsaber.
Mace: ...
Anakin: Can I become a Jedi Master now?
Mace: You know what, yeah.
*Anakin stabs Palpatine with his lightsaber.
* Palpatine: Good... Good... Let the hate flow through you. 
Anakin: How are you not dead yet?!? 
Palpatine: The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural. 
Anakin: You don't know, do you? 
Palpatine: No...
Anakin: oh you motherFU--
windu walks in
Windu: hey that's my line
And if Mace was smart: 
Mace: So, you say the Chancellor is a Sith Lord? I don't know if you're right or not but I might as well come with like maybe 50 Jedi just in case instead of 4.
Windu:What happened here Skywalker ?!
Anakin:I k-killed him master.
Windu:Hmm take a seat MASTER Skywalker.
Anakin: we live in an incredibly advanced society surrounding by billions of credits worth of medical equipment. When was the last time someone died by childbirth anyway… wait a minute since your a Sith Lord that means you were responsible for Padmes assassination attempts. And ahsoka leaving the order. And all the other shit that’s happened to me. 
Palpatine: yes use that anger strike me down.
Anakin: stabs Palpatine 
Palpatine: ah shit I didn’t think you were actually gonna do it. *dies
palpatine: dew it
anakin: don't mind if i do
palpatine: i meant fall to the dark side aghhhhhhh
OTL Anakin: “He needs to stand trial!” 
Smart Anakin: doesn’t hesitate to kill Palpatine after being told he was tricked
Category:Alternate Endings