Maury

Maury is a Hormone Monster, he assists teenage boys in going through puberty. Maury works in the hormone departments. 
 
== Biography ==
=== Creation: ===
Maury says he was born in the Archean eon during the Earth's formation, when a Giant Alien fucked the planet, which caused a bunch of lakes and lava pools to start forming. A volcano blasted a bunch of fireballs into a lake, which caused them to start bubbling. From that bubbling water, rose Maurice the Hormone Monster. People believe this to be untrue. 
=== Romantic Life: ===
Maurice occasionally has sex with Connie the hormone monstress. 
=== Career: ===
Maury took the job as a Hormone Monster and guided male men through adolescence. 
=== Current Life: ===
Maury serves as the Hormone monster for Andrew and Matthew, Maury shows up whenever whenever they are in need of him. 
Maurys was shown to be Matthews Hormone Monster when he mentions him before walking into the cinema, in "Am I Gay?". 
Maury first showed up in "Ejaculation" when he shows up in Andrews health class, making him have a boner and making him excuse himself and go to the toilets to jerk off. Andrew tried to tell himself Maury didn't exist and he was just seeing things but he ended up believing it. 
Maury convinced Andrew to dance with his love interest, Missy but pushed him to get some friction going and made him cum his pants with her. Missy didn't know what was going on but Andrew had to rush to the bathroom and wash his pants in the toilet out of embarrassment.
Maury, as usual, didn't help him but Nick came in and after hearing what happened, lent him his own pants to wear. Nick went back to the dance in his underwear so that Andrew could finish his date with Missy, signifying that their friendship was back on. 
In "Everybody Bleeds", Maury tormented Andrew as usual, telling him to tell Nick to send a dick pic to Jessi, telling him to sit next to Missy, after reminding him about how he jizzes his pants at the school dance, telling Andrew to get mad at Nick again for ditching him, and also making some really weird comments about girls having periods after Andrew witnessed what happened to Jessi that day.
In "Am I Gay?", Maury was paged when Andrew got a boner from watching The Rock and assumed this meant he was gay. To ensure this was true, Maury gave Andrew a gay test and the results came up positive. Andrew was gay. Maury tried to get Andrew into watching internet porn and led to his computer getting spammed. Maury revealed that he had a past, working as a fellow rock star of Joe Walsh. When Nick and Andrew kissed, Andrew felt nothing, meaning that he wasn't gay after all but Maury insisted that Andrew to try pin Nick to the ground and rape him.
== Appearance ==
In "Am I Gay?", Maury was paged when Andrew got a boner from watching The Rock and assumed this meant he was gay. To ensure this was true, Maury gave Andrew a gay test and the results came up positive. Andrew was gay. Maury tried to get Andrew into watching internet porn and led to his computer getting spammed. Maury revealed that he had a past, working as a fellow rock star of Joe Walsh. When Nick and Andrew kissed, Andrew felt nothing, meaning that he wasn't gay after all but Maury insisted that Andrew to try pin Nick to the ground and rape him.
== Personality ==
Maury is obsessed with sex and masturbation and makes Andrew do it a lot, Maury doesn't really care about other emotions, Maury clearly has a weird past and id trying to make his clients lives like his. 
== Clients ==
* Matthew MacDell
* Duke Ellington (formerly 
* Joe Walsh (formerly)
* Bret Michaels (formerly 
* Lance Armstrong (formerly)
* Frank Stallone (implied)
* Rod Stewart (implied)
* Andrew Glouberman, Jr. (in the future)