Moon Kobolds

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subjects identified by the name MOON KOBOLDS, found underneath 
anomalous tunnels in city of Tucson in the year of 198[REDACTED]. 
Remnant promotional leaflets; general promotional materials and 
miscelaneous tourist-related literature indicate this was the remnants 
of a “space age” moonbase; with implications in the records shown from 
the timeline where “President Regan” did not exist.''
:SECONDARY NOTE: 
WE
 FEEL AT THIS STAGE OF WRITING, WE MUST ACKNOWLEGE OUR PREVIOUS 
UNTHINKABLE ACTIONS IN TIMELINE “BOXED HOPE.” WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE 
CANNOT BE UNDONE.''
BUT WE HAVE REMOVED THOSE RESPONSIBLE 
WITHIN OUR ORGANIZATION, AND HAVE BEEN MAKING CONTINUAL EFFORTS TO 
REPAIR THE DEVASTATION AND BRING TO JUSTICE [REDACTED] WHO WE WERE IN 
THE WRONG TO TRAFFIC WITH, NO MATTER ANY PERCIEVED BENEFITS AT THE TIME.''
:END OF NOTE:
The
 KOBOLD species; a type of sapient bioluminescent-reptoavian, inhabits 
these tunnels, existing on subsistence-farming of mushrooms. Origin of 
KOBOLDS unknown, but not likely from the timeline of origin regarding 
the base. Their language shares a common base with our reptilian agents,
 but with various seemingly bizarre differences; even accounting for 
linguistic drift.''
At the central unoccupied launchpad 
opening upon a seemingly alien sky, there are multiple anomalous “rocket
 ships” being built, ranging from simple Goddard-esque rockets to 
Albecuerrie Drives to Darkmatter “Rockets” to even more anomalous 
technologies such as [REDACTED]. ''
Subjects use limited 
resources altered through “Special works” into improvised minor 
anomalous-devices, engineered together into these machines. Some are 
moderately functional, many have failed catastrophically. The species’ 
seemingly vast engineering knowledge seems to compensate for their lack 
of proper equipment or tools.''
'Efforts at providing 
additional resources have produced mixed results, relating to both 
linguistic barriers and the , but have been promising enough to allow 
continuation.''''
All contact with KOBOLDS has been 
within the tunnels, for they refuse to exit due to a fear of unknown 
“Bad Skyfish”. The relation of the “Bad Skyfish” to BIG RED is unknown 
but troubling.''
When asked for the reasons for their 
construction, they point upwards and say a singular word. Reptilian 
translators have told us that word translates to “Home.”''
== Author Commentary ==
Kinda did this one on yet another whim, but I did think it was good at 
least in terms of finding a way to reveal some more hints about the G.U.F.F.’s 
backstory!
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