Perry Caravello

Perry Caravello (born: ) is an American actor, comedian, streamer, and skateboarder. He is best known for his starring role in the 2003 movie Windy City Heat, as well as being a member of the comedy group The Big Three; a group which also features comedian Don Barris and Perry's best friend Walter "Mole" Molinski. He is currently the host of Perry Caravello Live (PCL)
==Early Life==
Originally from the northwest suburbs of Chicago, Caravello was born in Park Ridge and lived there before moving to Des Plaines, Barrington, Palatine, and Arlington Heights. He moved with his family to Southern California in 1974. In 1979, three weeks after getting his driver's license, he came up with a plan to stage a car accident after seeing an advert for a elderly stunt woman in his local penny saver. After the stunt was successful, he checked himself into the local hospital then pretended to be asleep when ever a member of his family visited him, successfully convincing the people close to him that he was in a coma for a full three weeks.
Early in his career was banned from The Comedy Store for obnoxious behavior, only being allowed back if he performed a sadomasochistic challenge, in which he shaved his chest onstage, with a razor and no soap. In the early 90s he appeared in the movie Tehachapi, which was later renamed to Across The Moon. Some of his fondest memories from this event include the time he offered a slice of cake to actress Christina Applegate, his meeting with the actor Tony Cox, and his life long friendship with the casting agent that got him the gig. Perry has also appeared in the movies Virtuosity as "The Popcorn Kid", Austin Powers: Goldmember as "Gay Prison Inmate #2" and the Jason Statham movie The Bank Job (scenes deleted, burnt, and buried).
==Professional Career==
Throughout the 1990s Perry regularly featured on Simply Don the Public Access Program - a popular public access show hosted by Don Barris, with appearances by Walter Molinski and future talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. 
In 2003 he starred in the cult movie Windy City Heat, a movie directed by Bobcat Goldthwait. In 2010, he rejoined his Windy City Heat co-stars for the comedy podcast The Big 3 Podcast. 
Perry teamed up with Richard Heene for the project Psyience Detectives in which they played storm chasing detectives. Perry approached Jimmy Kimmel for funding for the project, however the plan fell through after Perry filed a lawsuit against Jimmy Kimmel for monies owed for Windy City Heat. It was around this time Perry also got into a physical altercation with Heene. After the Balloon Boy hoax, Caravello made multiple appearances on talk shows where he denounced Heene.
In early 2015, Perry was tricked into joining the controversial group NAMBLA due to him being told it stood for Negative Allegations made behind Legendary Actors; a group he was led to believe was an anti-cancel culture group created after the homophobic statements made by Phil Robertson of the TV show Duck Dynasty. Caravello proudly displayed NAMBLA bumper stickers on his beloved Kia Sportage until he was told what the group actually stood for. The whole event was covered in The Big 3 Podcast # 182: Best Of Big 3 Volume XXVIII.
In January 2017, Caravello announced on his Twitter that his comedy partner Don Barris had passed away. On hearing the news, Jimmy Kimmel hosted a eulogy at the world famous Comedy Store for his friend and comedy associate. However it later turned out to be a hoax set up by Perry in order to take over Don Barris' job on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. After the ruse was found out, Perry then tried to force a kiss on Don. 
Almost a year to the day after the Don Barris' death hoax, Perry was outed on twitter as part of the #metoo movement for the kiss he forced on Don. Perry read a rebuttal to the accusations on the Scary Perry and Tomb Show.
Due to Perry's renewed fame stemming from the success of the PCL show, he was hired for a role of Simon S Salty in the Adult Swim show Smiling Friends, beating out infamous internet celebrity Christine Weston Chandler (aka Sonichu). 
==Early YouTube==
Even before He joined YouTube officially, Perry had a sizable presence on the platform. The entirety of The Big Three podcast has been archived on the site, along with an archive of Don Barris' solo podcast Simply Don The Podcast which regularly features the Scaremaster. His likeness has also been featured in the Cart Narcs cartoons, playing the evil trash bag wearing lazybones to Agent Sebastian's hero. He also had a public spat with rapper Rucka Rucka Ali, with Perry's past being used in several of Ali's songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMz8ynGs-Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3XadZwejx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUOEmvYWBR0
==YouTube Streaming Career==
Perry joined Youtube in December 2020 in order to subsidize the income he receives from his publicist Tom Brennan by streaming live reviews of his favourite hotsauces, milk products, and pickles. 
With the easing of lockdown restrictions in February 2021, Perry changed the format to include live restaurant review streams to his channel. This however backfired when he had a McDonald's delivery sent to him on his first stream whilst he was dining, which the restaurant owner banned Perry for life as well as threatening to call the police on him.
In March 2021, comedians Bowers Coast Fischer sent the Scaremaster two shipping tubes filled with approximately $1800 for his Friday Male Bag stream. To the deter theft of the money, BCF placed stickers on the tubes stating LIVE CRICKETS. Caravello believing the tubes to be filled with live crickets threw the tubes away. It wasn't until later he was told what was actually in the package.
October 2021 saw Perry's attempts to bring a lawsuit against Ronald McDonald for a perceived slight the famous mascot clown had made against Perry, along with several alleged stalking incidents. Naturally, this went as well as expected.
Perry was a guest on the Pajama Pants Podcast (Perry Caravello Live vs McDonald's - Ep 113) published on 16th November 2021. Perry spent the entire episode awkwardly hitting on host Jamie-Lynn Sigler, angrily requesting McDonald's food constantly, whilst crying at the drop of a (fedora) hat. He also went into great detail about an incident where he killed an ex-partner's pet cats.
Throughout 2021 saw the rise of Cult Leader MoenDrip and The Church of Moentology - with many celebrity members connected to the church urging Perry to turn his microwave. Whilst he held off spinning "the wave" for the first few months of 2021, he finally relented and turned his microwave 180 degrees in April to the delight of fans world wide. Unknown to Perry, the act of turning the microwave was connected to the 12/12/21 Doomsday prophesy foretold by MoenDrip. Thankfully Sam from Twitch stepped in and the prophesy was mostly averted. 
==Relationship with Cart Narcs==
There has been a long standing relationship between the PCL community and Cart Narcs (and by extension, the Woody Show). The main antagonist of the Cart Narcs cartoons bears and uncanny resemblance to Perry Caravello, down to the trash bag jacket, fannypack, and fedora.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUhP0FIc-Pkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_7E3zDDyx4
A producer from The Woody Show sent Perry a comic strip rendition of Mr Caravello's Haagen Dazs story. The comic strip now takes pride of place in Perry's apartment; along with the Saint Mole painting and Justin Bieber shrine. 
In November 2021, Perry received a McDonalds delivery from a person who suspiciously sounded like Agent Sebastian of Cart Narcs - Perry the proceeded to assault the delivery driver and refused to tip them. It is unknown whether Agent Sebastian moonlights as a McDonald's delivery driver, or was just if he was delivering food to Perry out of kindness.https://youtu.be/XV0WurL0mYA
In February 2022, Agent Sebastian was given intel on serial lazybones leaving carts out all over a Van Nuys Costco. To everyone's surprise, the person turned out to be Perry. Given the over the top reaction by Perry, many people unaware of him thought the video was staged - However, regular viewers of PCL are used to this behavior from The Scaremaster.https://youtu.be/32eU4OKheJQ
==Trivia== 
*Perry is known to be very protective of his mother's credenza, which are suspected to contain the bones of his deceased fan Nathaniel. 
*He regularly brags about an incident that happened to him in 1992.
*Perry is close with his beloved sister-in-law Hot Amy and regularly collaborate on stream.
*Perry is in love with Don Barris' beautiful blue eyes.
*Perry considers Mole to be his best friend.
*Perry is seen as somewhat of an entrepreneur. He owns Scary Perry Skateboards, Perry's P&S Patio, Studio 102 Nightclub, Perry & Sheila's Hairdressing Salon
*Caravello considers himself to be the King of Friday Night Comedy
*He also goes by the names Scaremaster, Stone Fury, and Bob Odenkirk
*The Filet-O-Fish is the mascot sandwich of PCL
==References==
Category:American YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2020