Oafenpog

Oafenpog, also known as Oaf’s Day, is a holiday of gluttony and excess. “It doesn’t matter what you look like,” they say about Oafenpog, and people put it to the test, attending wearing pickle barrels and bags on their heads. Oafenpog is inherently a misogynistic holiday, as cultural traditions dictate women cook for the men. Many women leave town right beforehand. This holiday is exceptionally important in the Kingdom of Faktumberg. Whatever strapping young man eats the most food during the Oafenpog after the last Unsatisfier dies becomes the new Unsatisfier.