The Bill Cosby Chronicles

The Bill Cosby Chronicles is a series of events, detailing the events of Super Evil Cosby King of Supah YOLO struggle to take over all of humanity. He was stopped by Albert Einstein and The Goonies.
== The Return of Bill Cosby ==
Ever since he was hanged at stake for being a terrible actor, Bill Cosby was reincarnated by a wandering Wonder Woman. Unfortunatley, he betrayed the fat girl and went to take over the world. He went to Russia to plead with Vladimir Putin to help him build a giant laser, seeing how Vladimir Puton was a genius. He denied, but did it anyways. Bill soon had his giant mega death laser, but instead of using it, decided to kill himself. 30 years later he was revived by Vladimir Putin, and Bill Cosby once again tried to take over the world, and renamed himself "Super Evil Cosby King of Supah YOLO" and renamed Russia "Supah YOLO". He called himself by the anagram "SECKSY", and thought this was so clever of him, called Vladimir Putin "VP". VP was soon elected as Vice President, and was renamed "VPVP". He later had various poops and was renamed "VPVPVP". Then, VPVPVP subscribed to a magazine called Vile People and was renamed "VPVPVPVP". Soon, Bill Cosby desired to take over Germany, but upon learning that Germany was a stupid name, renamed it Voop Place. Vladimir Putin took control of it, and was re-re-re-re-renamed "VPVPVPVPVP". Bill Cosby then proceded to take over The United States and Poland, and then picked up Poland with a metal claw and moved it over to the US so it had 51 states. VPVPVPVPVP suddenly caught OCD from Obama, however, and said to move Poland back. Cosby said it was too pricy, and VPVPVPVPVP threatened to kill himself if he didn't. Bill said go ahead, and VPVPVPVPVP jumped off a cliff so we didn't have to say his long-a** nickname again. Bill respected that he sacrificed himself for this purpose, and called him "Vitally Powerful". And thus, his corpse was renamed "VPVPVPVPVPVP".
This was the first faze of Super Evil Cosby King of Supah YOLO's plan.
== The Re-rise of Bill Cosby ==
Bill Cosby was sitting in his office, feeling lonely, and decided to go buy himself some flowers. However, he accidentally killed himself on the way. 300 years later, Russia had still adopted the name "Supah YOLO" and Voop Place (Germany) was re-established as The Democratic Dictatorship Kingdom and Queendom of the Monarchy Anarchic Constitutional Monarchy Parliamentary and Presidential Republican Democratic Unitary Confederation of Voop Place. Soon, however, after VPVPVPVPVPVP was resurrected as a "Voopish Powerbot", and thus renamed "VPVPVPVPVPVPVP". Soon, however, he renamed himself "7 VP" so everyone could live in harmony without having to type his stupidly long name. Soon, 7 VP desired to resurrect Super Evil Cosby King of Supah YOLO so they could rule their empire as father and son (7 VP wishing to adopt Bill), but when Bill was resurrected, he was accidentally programmed with a tail. 7 VP saw this as very ugly and left him, and Bill Cosby, in despair, went to go break a bunch of copyright laws to liven his spirits. He started a TV Show called "oCorly" featuring Corly Som and Froddio. Dan Schneider sued him, but Bill Cosby won the case after giving the Judge some "good stuff" to drink *winkedy wink*. After drinking the nicely prepared soda made by Bill Cosby, he was granted the rights to make oCorly. He was so happy he decided to get his tail chopped off and meet 7 VP. He did so, but 7 VP ate some pasta that killed Bill Cosby for no explained reason.
Soon, Bill Cosby woke up and decided to actually do something. He took over every country on earth, and combined the US, Canada, Belgium, Mexico, South Africa, Brazil, some place in the middle east, and South Sudan into a place known as "Cosbyland". Soon, 7 VP came to apologize, and Cosby said he'd forgive him if he jumped off a cliff. 7 VP did so, and was revived as "Robo-7 VP". He renamed him Robo-Vlad, and with him, turned the sea into pudding. Soon, a young wizard named Gandalf Hitler desired to stop Cosby, and went to his dorm.
He shot him with a rlly col lazer and turned him into Adam Sandler. Cosby was so upset, he went off to make Jack and Jill 2, which got a 10/10 from IGN and voted "Best movie evr" by IMDB. This success granted Cosbandler (the name he now called himself) a rich foe, and desired to take back his countries from Gandalf Hitler.
== The Third Chapter ==
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