Marjorie (Song)

Marjorie is a song sung by Jackson Browne and Homer in the episode Brake My Wife, Please. It is a parody of Browne's song "Rosie" from the album "Running on Empty." The parody lyrics were written by Tim Long. It is the nineteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
==Lyrics==
:Luigi:
:And now, Marge, I bring-a you the main-a course-a. Elektra recording artist slash-a political activist-a, Jackson-a Browne-a.
:Marge:
:Ooh, the Pretender.
:Jackson Browne:
:When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. I'm here to serenade you with a song.
:Crowd:
:YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
:Jackson Browne:
:From my latest album.
:Crowd:
:Awwwwwwwwww.
:Jackson Browne:
:Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics.
:Homer:
:That I fixed with new words.
:Jackson Browne:
:(starts playing piano)
:You hooked up in high school,
:Now you've come so far.
:And you started to hate him
:And hit him with your car.
:Homer:
:So I threw you a fancy banquet
:And now you can't stay mad.
:How 'bout a makeup snuggle?
:It would be so rad.
:Jackson Browne:
:Margie, you're all right,
:You wear my ring,
:When you hold me tight,
:Margie, that's my thing,
:When you turn out the light,
:I've got to hand it to me.
:It looks like it's me and you again tonight,
:Marjorie.
:Marge:
:Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.
:Homer:
:So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?
:Marge:
:Only with kisses. (Homer whimpers) Oh, don't be a wuss!
:(she kisses him)
:Jackson Browne:
:Looks like it's me and you again tonight,
:Marjorie.
Category:Songs
Category:Parody songs
Category:Songs by guest stars
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Season 14 songs