Medoner

Medoner, nicknamed "Pop Quen" or "Madgina", is a main character, the oldest man alive, and according to herself, the very inventor of music. Her stans are affectionately referred to as Little Medonsters.
She is close to Nekci Menij, who is featured in some of her songs, and Rhenna, but has poor relationships with all the other flops, whom she shades constantly. She holds particular contempt for Share (because of her age) and for Ladey Gags (for stealing her music and homosexual fanbase). She is known for her relentless promotion of her latest album MDNE, her MDNE Tore, for her participation in Nekci's single "I Am Yuo Ledear" and "The Borbz", and for her inability to distinguish social media from older forms of communication.
Medoner holds the record for the longest unbroken run of appearances in The Nekci Menij Show and its official spin-offs, having appeared in every main episode between 'Da Quen B' and 'Comeback (Part 2)'. (Nekci has appeared in every episode of the main series, but was absent from the second edition of spin-off Bayonse's Quens Of Flop.)
==Role Summary==
===Role Summary (Season 1)===
She first makes an appearance in the second episode, expressing her wish to further promote her ill-fated album MDNE . Nekci Menij asserts that she will personally contribute to her efforts. In the third episode, Medoner engages in a series of telephone conversations with other pop stars such as Rhenna and Xtine. She concludes that she must release a deluxe edition of MDNE. In the fourth episode she attends the Bron this Wei Tour. She is not impressed by the performance. In the next episode, Medoner performs at her own MDNE tour, alongside supporting act Nekci Menij. Afterwards, Medoner approaches Adole asking her to collaborate with her and she readily agrees. After Adole's visist to Merier Care's hospital, Medoner reveals that she stole one of Adole's songs, adding her own vocals.
She then receives the prestigious nomination for "Quen Flop" at the FMA Awards , which makes her highly antagonistic towards her pop peers. After utilizing some questionable methods, she wins the big award instead of the favorite to win, Adole. However, Medoner is suspected for attempting to murder Nekci Menij at the end of the FMA show. Consequently, Nekci feels increasingly uncomfortable and even alarmed when she is near Medoner. Those allegations are eventually dispelled when Kety Perr confesses that she attempted to murder Nekci in an effort to draw some attention to her struggling flim, "Kety Perr: Part of Me 3D".
By the end of the first season, Medoner, alongside the rest of the cast, is dropped by every major record label, due to Bayonse's aggressive label-purchasing tendencies. Medoner devises to "trumph over Bayonse" in order to regain her music contract.
===Role Summary (Season 2)===
In the beginning of the second season it is revealed that Medoner and the other pop bitches have their recording contracts recovered. Also, Medoner decides to dress up as Rhenna and use her credit card in order to boost the sales of her album, MDNE. Fearing another period of chart struggles, Medoner resorts to telling Bayonse that she stole her boby, Blo Ive. Her hopes for a comeback are complicated by the lack of available "brown bobies", and are ultimately crashed by Brinty, who reveales that it was she who accidentally kept Blo Ive hostage. 
Medoner is expected to attend Brinty's Halloween party.
==Notable Activities==
===True or Dire===
Medoner releases her perfume "True or Dire by Medoner" during the series. A stylish commercial is seen for the perfume in episode 11, on Bayonse's TV. She also promotes it during her special message to her little Medonsters for her upcoming MDNE Tor. She is also seen purchasing several True or Dire bottles while being camouflaged as Rhenna.
==="X Fater" Audition===
Medoner decides to audition for Brinty's iconic show, "X Fater", sometime in the first season. Excerpts from her audition can be seen at Bayonse's talk show. At first she performs her 1990 hit "Voge", to an unenthusiastic response by Brinty, who critiques her by asserting that she is "20 yrs late", and suggesting she "stik to the dey job". Later, she begins to perform another classic of hers, "La Aisle Bonito", which prompted Cherly Cool, Brinty and Dem Lovito to groan and Samon Cwol to call security.
===Participation in "I Am Yuo Ledear"===
Medoner is featured in Nekci Menij's latest worldwide smash single and music video, "I Am Yuo Ledear". She disses Ladey Gags, asserting her pop superiority and "Quen of Pop" title. She also expresses her confusion over social media sites, such as Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, while also promoting her album MDNE and her MDNE Tor. Finally, she underlines the authority and credibility that comes with her considerable age. Medoner is seen sitting at a golden table with Golden statues of Rhenna and Brinty moving in the background.
==Relations With Other Characters==
Feud with Gags
Medoner has very bitter relations with Ladey Gags. She repeatedly references her in the MDNE Tour. Specifically, she accuses her of plagiarism, theft of chord progressions and of general unoriginality. Medoner even implies that Gags steals her own gays. Nekci supports Medoner in this feud, asserting her legitimacy and her status as Quen of Pop. However, she is flopping so hard that she's losing her throne.
The feeling seems to be mutual as Gags laughs viciously when she is informed by Xtine that Medoner can't sell her MDNE album. She openly confronts her in her Bron this Wei tour, characterising her as a "flop" with "dropping" tits. 
Also, in the music video for "I Am Yuo Leader", Ladey Gags repeatedly offends Medoner. She even exclaims that she invented capital letters, as a response to Medoner's comment about the similarity between their capitalized album titles, "MDNE" and "ARTPOP".
===Feud with Bayonse===
Medoner also seems to have an uneasy relationship with Bayonse. Bayonse has a large ego and is very self-referential, calling herself "Quen B". Their egos seem to be conflicting, as manifested by Nekci Menij's remark that Medoner is the Quen of Pop instead of Bayonse, in the second episode.
This bitterness is climaxed in the twelfth episode, where Bayonse threatens to bury Medoner's corpse if she doesn't give her Blo Ive.
===Friendships and other Relationships===
Medoner is clearly friends with Nekci, who supports her worldwide tour, "MDNE Tor", and who is also featured in several songs of hers. Nekci even accepted to rig the FMAs in order to make Medoner win, but she only wants her money. Their relations were challanged by Nekci's suspicion that Medoner attempted to murder her, but were restored after it was revealed that Kety Perr was guilty instead. Medoner also is friendly with Adole, who was enthusiastic about collaborating with her, even though Medoner ended up stealing her song. Medoner has a mixed relationship with Rhenna. Even though they regularly converse peacefully, they do shade each other occasionally. For instance, Rhenna shaded her success when she ironically said "Were Hav U Been On Teh Charts?", to which Medoner responded "shut up and fuk of". Similarly, she has an ambiguous relation with Brinty as well. Even though they tolerate each other, Brinty insulted Medoner in her "X Fater" audition. Medoner seems to dislike Jasy J, and even implied that she needs to get a career in Ke@$her's party. Medoner is neutral to friendly towards XTine, even though she vaguely questioned the success of her album "Bionic", telling her "maybe sum1 will hear it oen day". Medoner is also relatively friendly with Kety Perr, even though she rarely remembers her name. She had a brief quarrel with Merier Care, after Medoner questioned her abilities in the medical field. Medoner has neutral relations with other minor characters, conversing with them in a civilized manner, although she occasionally shades them.
==Trivialities==
===Famous Quotes===
*"Shut ur gigentic lips for 1 sec"
*"i think i need a raper"
*"have u ever herd the espersehn shut up and fuk of"
*"escose me, the only parsen songing tedey is my precrdued vocels"
*"now cud u all shut up cos im gona sing my new singel now it shuld put an end 2 ur crap"
*"and as always, an iconec fuk off from me, medoner"
*"dr merier wot in teh name of kabalah r u doin?"
*"if i had a gramy for evry fuk i giv abut kety, id b kety"
*"may it rest in piss"
*"hoe hoe muthafukin hoe free ablums 4 evry bich"
*"…my festove ablum, XMAS"
* "drink piss" (to bayonse)
*"wot now ms potato hed"
*"slow the goddamn fuk down"
*"ilomenoty u sey lets see i have my bus pass. jym membership. adopshen agency loyalty card. ah hear it is"
*"that's cute darling maybe some1 will heard it 1 day"
* "oh hai, lesbayonse"
*"oh thats funy cus i just atendid the funral of the last persan hu gev a fuk"
:: Mile- "k but for reel tho, bangaz tore 2k14 coming fer ur fans and relavance"
:: Medoner- "the bengers tuor is coming for swet fuk al huny lets b cler vocaly u cudnt find the rite key for an unloked dore and yet u also dont seem to hav reched the coreogrufy chaptar in ur how to copey medoner handbuck"
*"helo it is i, overratid humen foghorn merier care, open up bich" 
*"i meen dat pink hare girl i cen't rember"
==Ablum Discography==
Title
Medoner
Lyk A Vurgen
Tru Blu
Yuo Can Danse
Whu Dat?
Lyk A Prer
Am Spechles
Teh Emacolat Colecton
Eroteca
Badtym Stareys
Semthen 5 Rember
Everta
Rey of Lite
Musec
Amoricen Lyf
GSGV56
Pramotid And Stopd Fram Flopen
Confeshens N A Dansfler
Confeshens Tore
Am Gon Tel Yuo A Secert
Herd Cendi
Salebrushen
Sluty & Swet Tore DVD Ablum
MDNE
MDNE Tore VHS Ablum
Ebolart
Mrs. X
==Singel Discography==
NEME
Evribodi
Brnin Up
Holeedai
Luki Ster
Bordalyn
Lyk A Vurgen
Mtrl Grl
Crezi 5 U
Angle
In3 Da Gruuv
Dres U Upp
Gmblrer
Liv 3 Tel
Share Dnt Prech
Tru Blu
Opn Ur Hrt
La Ysle Bonta
Hu Dat?
Cosin A Comoshen
Da Luk of LVU
Sptlyt
Lyk A Prer
Xprss Urslfe
Chrishhsh
O Fthr
Deer Jasy J
Kep It 3Gethr
Vög
Hnky Pnky
Jstfi Mai LVU
Rescoo Mi
Dis Ysd 3 Be Mai Plegrund
Eroteca
Depr & Depr
Bad Gorl
Fvr
Reiiiiiiiin
Bai Bai Borbz
I'l Rembr
#secritprojact (Sacrit)
Tek A Baw / Da Song Rhenna Copid Frum Mi
Bedtym Stori
Humn Ntrue
Ull C
Oan Moar Chencse
LVU Dnt Liv Hear Animoar
U Mst LVU Mi
Dnt Cri 5 Me Argntna
Antr Sutcse in Antr Hll
Fruzen (ft. Elsa from da 200133 movee Olaf )
Ray of Lite
Drwnd Wurld / Substte 5 LVU
Da Pwr of Gudbai
Nuthin Rly Mater
Butylishus Strngr (ft. Destins Child)
Amoricen Pi
Musec
Dnt Tel Mi
Wat It Fls Lyk 5 A Gorl
Dyei Anthr Day
Amoricen Lyf
VFX + SFX (Holiwod)
Me Agenst Da Musec (ft. Brinty Spreas)
Nuthin Fels
LVU Profshn
Hng Up
Sry
Gt 3Gethr
Jmp
44444444444444 Minets
Giv It 2222 Mi
Myls Awei
Celebrshun
Revulvrer
Giv Me All Ur LVUin'
Gorl Gon Waild
Mestrepese (frum da movee W!@#$%^&*()E )
Trun Up Da Rondeo
Living 4 Aids
Goostown
Bich Am Medner (ft. Nekci Menij)
Hol Tit
Acapulco (ft. Mlauam)
Krav
Eye Ris
A Don Sorch Y Faind
Levetoten' (rmeix)
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