Entertainment District (Simpsons Road Rage)/Quotes

:Barney Gumble: Take me to the movie theater. I like to eat all the popcorn off the floor for free.
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:Moe Szyslak: Take me to the Gilded Truffle. I feel like beating up swells.
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:Barney Gumble: Moe's please. My bar stool is calling me!
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:Homer Simpson: Erm, I need to go to Moe's house.
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:Ralph Wiggum: I wanna go to the Box Factory. Yay boxes!!
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:Principal Skinner: It's time for another exciting visit to the Box Factory!
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:Sea Captain: Donut store please. The crudders keep me company at sea.
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:Grampa: Take me to the Tattoo Parlor. My old Hellfish Tattoo needs some touching up.
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:Barney Gumble: Dating Service, please. I should have no problem! Finding a lady.
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:Moe Szyslak: Low Expectations Dating Service. Wh-what? What are ya looking it?
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:Homer Simpson: Take me to the Bowl-A-Rama. The pins are calling me!
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:Bart Simpson: Milkshake Shop, please. I'm looking for Betty and Veronica. "Grroww"
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:Jasper Beardly: Donut Store please. I'm thinking about buying a donut.
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:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Can you take me to the movie theater? I hear they're hiring losers.
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:Nelson Muntz: Take me to the Aztec [theater]. They're showin' a movie about a rappin' granny.
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:Nelson Muntz: Drive me to the Pet Store. I want an alligator to flush down the toilet.
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:Grampa: Can you take me to the Girlesque, please?
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:Grampa: Take me to "Grandma's World"! I'm horny!
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:Ned Flanders: Would you please take me to the Happy Widow's Insurance Company?
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:Krusty the Clown: Moe's Tavern please? After dealin' with all those snotty kids, I need to get blasted!
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:Chief Wiggum: Moe's Tavern, please. Moe'll bribe anyone!
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:Otto Mann: Hey, take me somewhere to eat, I got the munchies!
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:Milhouse Van Houten: To the Arcade, please. Time to spend my mom's alimony! Hahahaha!
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:Mayor Quimby: Hello there would you please drive me to the Girlesque... for a...er...fact-finding mission...
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:Hans Moleman: Dating Service, please... I'm a very lonely man...
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:Nelson Muntz: Take me to the Arcade Man. I'm gonna roll some kids for their quarters.
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:Barney Gumble: Take me to the Duff Brewery. The happiest place in the world. (burps)
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:Moe Szyslak: Just take me home, please.
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:Milhouse Van Houten: Candy Most Dandy will be fine, thank you.
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:Sea Captain: Can you fairy me to the Frying Dutchman. I like to watch the landlubbers chow down.
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:Snake Jailbird: Alright, take me to the Tattoo Parlor, dude.
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:Squeaky Voiced Teen: I need to get to the arcade. It's time to grease the joysticks.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Take me to the Dating Service. Willie's lonely.
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:Professor Frink: Take me to the Pet Shop please. I assure you that this has nothing to do with the electrodes and brains.
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:Sea Captain:I need to go to the Rusty Barnacle. They're serving squid as big as your head.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Take me to the Girlesque. Sometimes a man needs more than his mule.
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:Cheif Wiggum: Hey, do you know where an honest cop can get a donut?
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:Bart: Ice cream shop please. I need some Butter Brooklyn to take the edge off.
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:Moe Szsylak: Can you take me to my bar?
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:Homer Simpson: Take me to the Duff Brewery on the double. Mmm, beer.
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:Comic Book Guy: I require transfer to the Music Store. My kazoo has been repaired.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Can you take me to the Music Store. I've got to pick up me bagpipes.
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:Jasper Beardly: Take me somewhere to eat. I don't care where.
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:Seymour Skinner: Pet Shop, please.
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:Homer Simpson: Candy Most Dandy, please.
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:Seymour Skinner: Take me to the Music Store. I need a jaws harp.
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:Marge Simpson: Can you take me to the Gilded Truffle? I'm meeting Homer, if he remembers.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: Can you take me to the Tattoo Parlor? I'm getting Sean Connery's face and put it on my chest.
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:Reverend Lovejoy: Take me to the Funeral Home, please.
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:Lisa Simpson: You're a lifesaver. The school concert is tonight and I need a reed for my saxophone.
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:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Can you please drive me to the Donut Store? I need to replenish my supply?
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:Sea Captain: Tattoo Parlor. Me arm is looking a bit pale.
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:Homer Simpson: I need to go to LardLad Donuts. Mmm, lard. (drools)
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:Bart Simpson: Take me to the Googolplex. I am dying to see Look Who's Oinking.
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