The Backson Song

"The Backson Song" is a song featured in the television special film Sponge: The Musical. It is sung after Pearl's "kidnapping" when Sandy tells SpongeBob and his friends about the culprit. However, Squidward then advises a plan to capture it and save her.
==Lyrics==
Sandy: 
It's a giant creature with a tail 
Here, I'll draw Patrick in for scale 
Its hide is like a shaggy rug 
Its face a surly ugly mug 
With two sharp horns atop its head 
In between a mop of hair that's red 
All: 
Aah!
Sandy: 
And in its nose a ring of gold 
It smells of monkey's feet and mold 
Its toes are black 
Its fur is blue 
I swear that all I tell you is not made up 
The Backson!
All: 
The Backson? 
Sandy: 
The Backson! 
All: 
The Backson? 
Oh, no! 
SpongeBob: 
But, Sandy, what does the Backson do? 
All: 
Yes, Sandy, what does the Backson do? 
Sandy: 
Hmm, what does the Backson do? 
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
And now, I will tell you 
They sneak into your library 
And scribble in all your books 
All: 
The Backson, the Backson? 
We don't like the Backson! 
Sandy: 
When decorating your Christmas tree, 
They tangle up all the hooks! 
All: 
The Backson, the Backson? 
We're afraid of the Backson. 
Sandy: 
They spoil the milk, 
They stop all the clocks; 
They use their horns 
To put a hole in your socks 
All: 
The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks! 
SpongeBob: 
Tell us more about what Backsons do! 
Patrick: 
Yes, more about what Backsons do! 
Sandy: 
More about what Backsons do?!? 
Why don't we hear some thoughts from you? 
Patrick: 
Maybe they make ya sleep too late 
Sandy: 
Yes, yes! That's good; that's great 
Squidward: 
I bet, for their reason, my clarinet's gone 
Sandy: 
You're on a roll! Go on, go on! 
Mr. Krabs: 
They muddy up your tidy house 
SpongeBob: 
They make you feel as small as a mouse 
Mr. Krabs: 
They steal your money 
Squidward: 
They spill your tea! 
Female Bikini Bottomite: 
They wake up babies at 1:00 and 3:00 
SpongeBob: 
They made me catch the cold I caught 
Patrick: 
They made me lose my train of thought 
SpongeBob: 
They make fruits unripe 
Mr. Krabs: 
They clog your pipe 
Squidward:
They dig up your garden 
Patrick: 
They won't beg your pardon 
SpongeBob: 
They eat your snacks! 
Mr. Krabs: 
They won't relax! 
Squidward: 
They chip your tooth! 
SpongeBob: 
They steal your youth! 
Sandy: 
And now, you know the horrible truth! 
All: 
The Backson, the Backson, 
The Backson, the Backson? 
Oh no! 
Squidward:
Oh, yes 
All: 
Huh? 
Squidward: 
I know exactly what to do: 
We'll find things Backsons are partial to 
Patrick: 
Like books? 
SpongeBob: 
And patties? 
Mr. Krabs: 
And socks? 
Young Bikini Bottomite: 
And toys? 
Squidward: 
Yes, everything that a Backson destroys; 
Then we'll dig an enormous pit 
And make the items lead to it; 
He'll fall in and we'll get our town 
Sandy: 
And this horrible nightmare will come down and down! 
The Backson! 
All: 
The Backson! 
Sandy: 
The Backson! 
All: 
The Backson! 
Sandy: 
Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can 
All: 
The Backson! 
The Backson! 
We're gonna catch the Backson! 
Sandy: 
We'll save Bikini Bottom by following Squidward's plan 
All: 
The Backson! 
The Backson! 
We'll save Bikini Bottom! 
We must be brave and have no fear 
Sandy: 
So to the death, we'll persevere 
All: 
We'll search by the sun 
And the light and the moon, 
And if everything goes well, 
We'll be back soon! 
Sandy: 
"Back soon"? 
All: 
Back soon! 
Sandy: 
Sounds like "Backson" 
All: 
Back soon! 
Sandy: 
Oh, well... 
Good luck everyone! 
 
Category:Songs
Category:Songs From Sponge: The Musical