Transcript: Volume 5, Track 1

Ray: Nobody lives...
Peter: Nobody calls at 11:50 at night saying that it is Ardell.
Ray: I'm sorry I don't remember you name. How long ago did you talk to me?
Ardell: Well it was quite some time ago. A few months you know. I... I'm lookin' for Tony.
Ray: I don't know... I don't know where Tony is. Sorry.
Ardell: Well he owes me a little money, that queer. I don't like that.
Ray: Well I'm sorry that's not my problem.
Peter: I know but the guy was talking to you. That was Ray talk... I mean that was Tony talking. You know that. Well he asked to talk to you. That was Tony. You know it was Tony and I know it was Tony. Just shut up that silly little business. I still wanna listen to this so shut up. Shut up. God damn. Don't have your little friends call you at 11:50. Shut up! Shut up! You better get there in the morning and then him calling at 11:50. Now God damn it you both better get out of here. I don't like all this cuteness. It was Tony. You know that. It was somebody named Ardell that asked for Ray so it was Tony. You know it and I know it. It isn't funny. I'm watching this. I told you I was gonna watch it. I'm watching it and then I get a call from Ardell. For Ray. And if you're in love with him you go live with him. I'm not... uhh I'm not... don't say, "Oh come on Peter." I'm listening to this thing here. And I am concerned about many things. I am concerned about you having accused me of throwing away what you found. You accusing me of stealing your check. I'm not gonna take it any more and from now on our... if... if you stay here our things are my checks to Pacific Gas and Electric and the telephone company and our [unintelligible] go under my name. OK. OK you better come out too Ray too. Yeah.
Ray: I told you I'd come out.
Peter: Tony a couple of moments ago did you call here?
Tony: No.
Peter: But it sounded like your voice. Somebody called...
Ray: Does the name Ardell...
Peter: Wait a minute. Some... would you let me please.
Ray: I... do you know...
Peter: Somebody called... and I picked up the phone. And I said, "Hello?" He says, "Is Ray there? This is Ardell." And so I got Ray up. And so he starts talking to Ardell. It sounds like your voice.
Tony: [unintelligible] Ardell.
Peter: OK it wasn't.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: No I know. I know you didn't now.
Tony: Who the fuck is Ardell?
Peter: I don't know. Uhh whoever Ardell was it was a man's voice with a southern accent. It was a man's voice says, "This is Ardell. I wanna talk to Ray." Now what did Ardell say to you? I don't know.
Ray: Basically he said to me that Tony owes me some money and wants to find him. And I said, "Now wait a minute..."
Peter: Now wait a minute. This is what Ardell said to you?
Ray: Ardell said, "Tony owes me some money and I'm tryin' in get in touch with 'im." And I said, "No I'm sorry [unintelligible] by that name but I don't know anybody named Ardell." And then you unplugged the phone.
Peter: I unplugged the phone.
Tony: I don't know no Ardell. And I... I don't owe nobody no money that's for god damn sure.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Tony: I... [unintelligible]
Ray: I thought I might find out who the hell it was [unintelligible] why are you callin' me [unintelligible] his name is Ardell [unintelligible]
Tony: Me?
Peter: I don't know about that.
Tony: I ain't given the phone number...
Peter: When... when... when the guy called, he said, "Is Ray here? This is Ardell." It was a southern voice I thought you were trying to be funny.
Tony: I don't even know... I don't even know no fuckin' Ardell.
Peter: Alright. So it's somebody trying to be funny. Let's forget about it.
Ray: It is true. The voice sounded something like yours.
Peter: It did sound like you but uhh hey you couldn't have done it. I know that now.
Tony: No I don't know no Ardell.
Peter: No no I'm just saying you couldn't have done it because uhh...
Tony: [unintelligible] anybody...
Peter: I'm listening to you right now. This guy was drunk. This guy was completely drunk. And he says, "This is Ardell." [unintelligible]
Ray: [cough] [unintelligible]
Peter: Anyway. Now while we're back to things. [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible]
Ray: OK. Yes I'm sorry I was bein' an asshole.
Tony: Well you fucked up.
Peter: You... you evidently went and had a few beers with [unintelligible].
Tony: [unintelligible] drunk beer all night.
Peter: How'd the day go? [unintelligible]
Tony: They ain't let go of us until late this afternoon when... we was ready to come home.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: Mark fucked up.
Peter: Mark fucked up?
Tony: Yeah.
Peter: Oh did you pick up the tub this morning?
Tony: Yeah.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: Alright. Alright!
Tony: But then... [unintelligible] Mark tried to interchange this fuckin' sink... and the locks down on the pedestal quite didn't like up...
Peter: [unintelligible] here tonight. [unintelligible]
Tony: Here he come back with that motherfucker and we gotta do it tonight. At quittin' time. And then we stripped off that motherfucker. Sanded that son of a bitch. Bondo. And shot that motherfucker. Nice.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: Boy [unintelligible] get that outta my hands.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: God damn it. We [unintelligible] and we done. And then we had to wait you know. [unintelligible] you know. While we waitin' we was sittin' drink beer you know. Heh heh! Anyway we got that motherfucker done.
Ray: Thank god.
Tony: But it... but it... the problem is [unintelligible] last fuckin' [unintelligible]
Ray: Somebody...
Tony: Damn...
Ray: Somebody... somebody said...
Tony: Here he...
Ray: ...the best laid plans of men in life [unintelligible]
Tony: Here he comes with... here he comes with a fuckin' safe that he tried to trade 'em you know. [unintelligible] beautiful [unintelligible]. But the son of a bitch [unintelligible] fucker like about that much fitting in to the fuckin' spokes on the pedestal. So the cocksucker wouldn't fit you know.
Peter: Yeah.
Tony: So they gotta have their own fuckin' sink. So then we had to do these people's own fuckin' sink, to get it all back in order. God damn it. So we... we throwed that son of a bitch in there and we... we stripped that fucker down, we sanded that cocksucker, we [unintelligible] with bondo and [unintelligible]
Peter: Hey I haven't been able to get [unintelligible]
Tony: We had to drag all the equipment...
Peter: I'm trying to get uhh... Tony... uhh get him a beer [unintelligible]
Tony: We had to drag all our equipment outta the truck. We had to do... you know just a complete fuckin' setup and... and...
Ray: There's beer in here. heh heh
Tony: And do that fucker.
Ray: How'd you like that shit, there's beer in the refrigerator!
Tony: And do that fucker after dark. But boy the son of a bitch looks beautiful. So [unintelligible] down there sittin' drinkin' beer you know...
Ray: When you get hungry there's some pork in that son of a bitch and there's carrots potatoes and [unintelligible] in that son of a bitch and there's salad in the fridge.
Tony: OK. So anyway we... we sat...
Peter: We don't have to worry about that [unintelligible]
Tony: We sat down there and drink beer and shit you know and...
Peter: Tony [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: But god damn it I will say... no. The minute you walked in the door I knew it couldn't have been you... you weren't Ardell.
Ray: No.
Tony: No.
Peter: Whoever Ardell was I don't know. But that was weird.
Ray: This is... seems almost like I've heard that name before but I don't know [unintelligible] where.
Peter: I don't know but uhh... the voice sounded like Tony. Now I know it wasn't Tony and [unintelligible]
Tony: I know I don't owe nobody but... I don't even know no Ardell and I know I don't owe 'im no motherfuckin' money.
Peter: Well I know but...
Tony: [unintelligible] paid everybody that I fuckin' owe.
Peter: No what I was [unintelligible]
Tony: Fuck him.
Peter: I thought that it was you trying to be funny.
Tony: No.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Ray: If they said they owed me money that'd be different. About half the fuckin' city owes me money.
Peter: Anyway this was very upsetting Ardell. heh heh heh
Ray: Well I...
Peter: Anyway uhh no. I... Tony I shouldn't have called you Ardell. But...
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Anyway let's talk about uhh [unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible] If you'd let me talk to him a little bit more I might've been able to find out something [unintelligible] I told 'im [unintelligible]
Peter: When somebody calls that way uhh hang up on 'em.
Ray: When I was talkin' to 'im you unplugged it.
Peter: That's uhh right. You hang up on 'im.
Ray: Damn near asleep.
Tony: [unintelligible] I don't even know no Ardell here and I don't know none back east [unintelligible]
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: I don't know no Ardell.
Peter: He asked for Ray. I picked up the phone. I said, "Hello?" He said, "This is Ardell. Is Ray in?" [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible] recognized your voice or somethin'.
Peter: I don't know how he knew that Ray was here.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: "This is Ardell. Is Ray there?" And so... I told Ray, I said hey this sounds like Tony's on the phone and he's drunk. But it wasn't you. But it did sound like you. [unintelligible]
Ray: Anyway...
Peter: [unintelligible] the minute you walked in the door.
Ray: Anyway [unintelligible] Ardell. [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible] for [unintelligible] comfort?
Peter: Oh for [unintelligible] comfort yeah.
Tony: Yeah. Boy that fucker looks beautiful too.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Tony: Yeah. [unintelligible] way up there. And boy they was... they was fucked up. You know. Man I worked on that fuckin' shit today.
Peter: That's what [unintelligible] shit up there on display.
Tony: But...
Peter: [unintelligible] they give you a few drinks.
Tony: Boy... now...
Peter: [unintelligible] a drink? [unintelligible]
[phone rings]
Peter: Wait a minute. Alright.
Tony: Yeah I'm here.
Ray: Are ya?
Tony: Yeah.
Ray: OK.
Tony: Unless it's for [unintelligible]
Peter: It didn't ring again. I only ever... I... I always let it ring twice.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible]
[phone rings]
Tony: There you go.
Peter: OK.
Tony: Let it ring three times.
Peter: OK.
[phone rings]
Peter: Wait a minute.
Tony: Hmm.
Peter: Tony [unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible] tell him I didn't know where you were.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: Well I ain't given the fuckin' number out... to nobody except work.
Peter: Now uhh hey Tony. It's not what you... it's... it's when the phone rang and uhh the person on the other end I thought it was you trying to be funny.
Tony: No I didn't [unintelligible]
Peter: When you walked in the door I knew it wasn't you.
Ray: He immediately asked for Ray huh?
Peter: Yes. "This is Ardell. Is Ray there?"
Ray: It's almost like I've heard that name before but if I have I don't have [unintelligible]
Peter: I don't know. I have no idea Ray. But uhh somebody named Ardell... called you. I thought it was Tony's voice and it wasn't.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: No I knew it wasn't your voice as soon as you came in the door. I thought it was... well... it... it's somebody that is drunk and he asked for Ray. Name is Ardell.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: The only other thing I can think of is it would be Fred trying to [unintelligible].
Tony: [unintelligible] or Fred?
Peter: Fred. Uhh...
Ray: And his voice sounds like that?
Peter: I don't know. Uhh...
Ray: Which Fred?
Peter: Fred sat on the sofa.
Tony: Oh... yeah.
Peter: 'Cause he does know this number. And he knows about Ray because of...
Tony: [unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible]
Tony: Not for us. [unintelligible] looked good too.
Peter: Did they give you a drink in the back room?
Tony: No we ain't... [unintelligible] It's not up there yet.
Peter: Oh it's not up there yet.
Tony: No.
Peter: Oh.
Tony: But we put heat on it tomorrow. They spray it tonight and we put heat on it tomorrow. And then [unintelligible]
Peter: You know those are nice guys. I only met them one time. [unintelligible] friend of mine.
Tony: Well that's the guy [unintelligible] work for 'im.
Peter: Oh really?
Tony: But... he wouldn't ask me in front of Mark so he asked Mark to...
Peter: Uh huh.
Tony: ...[unintelligible] and Mark says hey... you just leave the fuckin' guy alone you know.
Ray: God damn it's been a hot day all day ain't it?
Tony: Oh yeah.
Ray: [unintelligible] 82 even now.
Tony: It's hot.
Ray: Can you believe that? Temperature's 82.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: Yeah [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible]
Ray: It got up to about 85 [unintelligible]
Peter: [unintelligible] shirt on [unintelligible] shirt. [unintelligible]
Ray: Well I [unintelligible]
Peter: Oh. Oh god damn it. Wait a minute. Wait just a minute. You know what he's been screaming about? He found all those papers and checks and all that. He found them. Earlier today. He called the lady because he [unintelligible] got his check and then he starts stomping his foot and saying well now I don't have any of this and I said god damn it get in there and look. He got in there and looked and he found it. And he has been accusing me all this time.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: I don't care. I have to tell Tony about it.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: I know it.
Tony: [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh but I was about to wind up accusing you... because I said I... hey I haven't done it, it must've been Tony. So he found it. I said it in front of Tony. It is time that you stop accusing other people of your problem.
Ray: [unintelligible] all my stuff back. I want my fuckin' checks. [unintelligible] cost me sixty-five dollars.
Tony: Yeah? What'd... What'd they tell you today or... what happened?
Ray: She told me to show up tomorrow morning...
Peter: Oh god damn.
Ray: You been hollerin'...
Peter: Don't tell me not to holler at you!
Ray: You been hollerin' for eight hours...
Peter: Stop it!
Ray: I'ma try to get some fuckin' sleep because I gotta get up in the mornin' [unintelligible]
Peter: [unintelligible] I would like to talk very briefly.
Ray: Good. Then talk quietly.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Oh shut up Ray! You said you wanna be quiet then do it! And Ray found... he found it. It was in [unintelligible]
Tony: Well I'm glad he found it.
Peter: Yeah I know because that way [unintelligible]
Tony: Oh no I ain't messin' with nothin'.
Peter: I haven't been messing with it either and shut up Ray. If you're gonna say something come out here and say it.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: If you're going to say something, say it. Otherwise be quiet. Go to sleep.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Go to sleep.
Tony: I'm gonna go to sleep with a shotgun then. [unintelligible]
Peter: I don't know.
Tony: That's fucked up.
Peter: Except that there is a reason. Because he told them that I must have stolen them. Every time he's been in the hospital... I'm sorry you've been here every time.. Last time he talked about all of his screws and nuts and bolts being stolen and I don't know anything about that. And this time it is that thing in the kitchen uhh checks and his records. Now he found his records now. I don't know.
Tony: [unintelligible] bullshit.
Peter: I know but I... I didn't take the checks. [unintelligible] Ray... I got this. I hope you are going to continue [unintelligible] these things through. For one reason and it won't catch ya for a while. And forgive me for [unintelligible] again [unintelligible]. Anyway who Ardell was, she or he asked for Ray. I dunno.
Tony: I don't know any Ardell [unintelligible] Ray and me both [unintelligible]
Peter: I don't either. I don't know any Ardell. Anyway sleep well [unintelligible]
Tony: I'll... I ain't gonna [unintelligible]
Peter: No [unintelligible]
Tony: Mutherfucker calls back I'm here [unintelligible] and I god damn sure don't know no Ardell.
Peter: [unintelligible] If the phone rings again answer it.
Tony: Fuck [unintelligible] son of a bitch. I'll fuck his shit up.
Peter: Show Ardell who the mutherfucker is.
Tony: And I don't owe you a fuckin' red cent.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible] son of a bitch I know.
Peter: I think uhh I don't know. I don't know who you know but uhh...
Tony: God damn sure don't know no Ardell.
Peter: [cough cough cough] [cough cough] [cough] [cough cough] See that cough [unintelligible]. OK see you in the morning.
Tony: OK. Yeah I damn sure don't know no Ardell.
Peter: Right.
Ray: Hello?
Ardell: Hi can I speak to Raymond?
Ray: This is Raymond.
Ardell: Say Ray is Tony around?
Ray: Who am I talkin' to?
Ardell: This is Ardell. Actually Ray, you know I'd like you speak to Tony for me.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Ardell: Well I used to work with Tony. I ain't seen him in a long time now. He owes me a little money see.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Ardell: Well hell we used to go out drinkin' together you know [unintelligible]
Ray: Ardell. Tony [unintelligible]
Peter: Well I'll tell you what [unintelligible]
Tony: Let me get it the next time that son of a bitch calls. [unintelligible]
Peter: No I'll tell you what. Uhh nobody should answer the phone.
Ray: [unintelligible] don't answer the phone. Answer the... the real phone over there [unintelligible]
Peter: This is the real phone also. God damn you.
Ray: He called me Raymond. I don't know anybody by that name.
Peter: I would say do not answer the phone if it rings again.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: The guy is drunk who knows who it is.
Tony: [unintelligible] I'll answer it. If I owe somebody I'll pay him but I don't know who the fuck he is. I don't know no fuckin' Ardell.
Peter: I know but he's asking for Ray.
Ray: Raymond [unintelligible]
Peter: OK it was Ray the first time, now it's Raymond. Now god damn it. We don't talk to 'im. I'll talk next time he calls.
Ray: Tony he said he'd like to talk to you.
Peter: He has not asked for Tony yet.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: He has not asked for Tony yet.
Ray: [unintelligible] He asked me to talk to you because [unintelligible]
Peter: Did he say it was Ardell again?
Ray: Yeah.
Peter: Now how does Ardell know about you because he asked for you?
Ray: I don't know.
Peter: Alright now you're saying that he's talking about Tony now.
Ray: On both times he said he wants... he needs to talk to Tony and he...
Peter: No he didn't say that to me. He wanted to talk to you.
Ray: OK.
Peter: I don't know who Ardell is.
Ray: Neither do I.
Tony: I don't know no Ardell. I sure ain't give this fuckin' phone number. I don't know how the hell that son of a bitch...
Peter: No, I have no idea. But uhh hey... the point is just like this crap in here. Ray doesn't know what he's doing. That's what I'd like to answer [unintelligible]. I finally got through to him. He found... the shit and he said that I had stolen. He doesn't know what he's doing when he talks on the phone. He didn't know what he were doing when he was talking on the phone to the welfare lady. I'm sorry you do not know what you do on the phone.
Ray: Peter the only way that makes you feel like an important man is that if everybody else around you is stupid. I'm not stupid.
Peter: Uhh you sounded real stupid when you were talking to the lady at the welfare agency. [mimics Ray]
Ray: heh heh heh heh [unintelligible]
Peter: No I'm serious.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: No no no. Hey I don't ever talk that way.
Ray: [unintelligible] Well yeah I know I... you was hollerin'. I hear you holler at people. Shit. They just write you down as another nut.
Peter: If you think so that's sweet. [cough] I'm going to sit up [cough] and wait for a telephone call. The rest of you can go to bed but I'm going to... I want this bedroom clean up.
Ray: Yeah I want that...
Peter: [unintelligible] have to... shut up little man.
Ray: I want that bathroom clean.
Peter: It will be cleaned up.
Ray: You fucked that bathroom up so bad...
Peter: It will be cleaned up.
Ray: Take me a month to clean the son of a bitch.
Peter: What?
Ray: The bathroom.
Peter: You're full of shit.
Ray: Take me a whole just to clean [unintelligible]
Peter: What, what's wrong with the bathroom?
Ray: It's filthy.
Peter: You know why?
Ray: Mostly because of you.
Peter: Uhh no no you start blaming Tony on that because Tony had that uhh blanket there.
Ray: No...
Peter: Now god damn you.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: You're... no you are... you are blaming Tony. Uhh hey.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: I am... oh just a moment. I have laundry to go and I am going to clean it up. When are you gonna get up off your ass and quit thinkin' how sick you are? You haven't cooked dinner. You haven't done a god damn thing.
Ray: You stupid bastard. Who do you think cooked dinner tonight?
Peter: Uhh there is no dinner tonight.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Where is it?
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: I told you that I couldn't cook it.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Yeah of course. Nobody did eat. Why would they eat your crap?
Ray: heh heh. I ate it. Tastes the same to me. It's better than...
Peter: Well then fine. What'd you cook?
Ray: None of your business.
Peter: Yeah well you see? I told you after what happened to me at Safeway that I could not cook.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: And I said so you do some.
Ray: [unintelligible] raise hell with them again.
Peter: No I didn't. I raised hell because I needed to raise hell with them. Nobody ate your crap. You didn't ask me to eat it or anything.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Who knows what you got out there. Probably a bunch of crap.
Ray: [unintelligible] on the floor [unintelligible]
Peter: No I'm just asking what you got. Where is it? What is that slop?
Ray: It's not slop.
Peter: What is it?
Ray: It's pork.
Peter: Where'd you get the pork?
Ray: Out of the kitchen. You told me not to touch your fuckin' steaks. I didn't.
Peter: Yeah so you fucked up everything else.
Ray: I didn't fuck up anything.
Peter: Yeah. Mmm hmm. Typical of you. Why don't you go to bed? I am going to read.
Ray: I would love to. I been tryin' to sleep for two hours.
Peter: I keep saying why don't you do it. I [unintelligible]
Ray: Every time I go to sleep you come in there and wake me up.
Peter: Will you shut up? I am telling you...
Ray: Then shut your fuckin' mouth.
Peter: ...and I told you before I'm going to stay up for this next phone call.
Ray: Good. Good. Then please try to talk quietly. [unintelligible]
Peter: Oh shut up. Do it. I turned the phone off so that won't bother us any more. You're the only one bothering. Now god damn it Ray. Shut up! You told me that I stole that stuff from you and I'd thrown it away. You told that to Tony. And I didn't. You found it in your closet today. You god damn fool! I can't take it any more!
Ray: You got my checks.
Peter: Shut up little man! You don't have the decency to apologize. You said oh but I did apologize to you. You ought to be able to tell Tony that you were fucking wrong. You haven't done that. You haven't told him what a fucking fool you were. You just keep your little dirty mouth shut you little man. That's what you are. And you say that Tony has asked you why you don't talk back to me. I understand why you can't.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Because you're such a little fool. Don't talk.
Ray: Don't touch me.
Peter: Don't talk.
Ray: Don't touch...
Peter: I didn't touch you. Don't talk little man.
Ray: Get your hands away from me.
Peter: Do not talk.
Ray: I'm tellin' you...
Peter: Do not talk!
Ray: Get your hands...
Peter: I do not have my hands toward you! Do not talk! The minute you attack you're gonna get it. Do not talk. I told you. You keep your little dirty mouth shut. Tony asked why you don't hit me? I'll tell you why you don't hit me because I am right.
Ray: I don't blame Tony [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man! That is what you have told me.
Ray: No I never.
Peter: Yes you did. You're lying again. You have said that Tony asked you, "Why don't you hit Peter when he says these things to you?"
Ray: Maybe a long time ago.
Peter: Oh no no. You said that two days ago darling. Sorry darling. You said two days ago. God damn it shut your little fucking mouth up! Nobody wants to listen to you. And what is this doing here? [unintelligible] bathroom. [unintelligible] not in the bathroom.
Ray: Don't throw the fuckin' thing at me you cocksucker.
Peter: Then don't put it in the bathroom you asshole.
Ray: Well I didn't put it there.
Peter: Yes you did.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Yes you did.
Ray: [unintelligible] Don't walk out here and throw it at me you dumb son of a bitch.
Peter: You put it in the bathroom. It does not belong there. Here you go. You're doing it again [unintelligible]
Ray: Be careful Peter.
Peter: Uhh you be careful. You just sit down and shut up.
Ray: I don't wanna... I don't wanna hurt you but you...
Peter: No... uhh...
Ray: ...don't you walk out here and [unintelligible]
Peter: ...you try to hurt me I will hurt you.
Ray: Don't you...
Peter: Now god damn it. Don't you uhh... put that stuff out of the bathroom.
Ray: Well this isn't mine.
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: It isn't my garbage.
Peter: It is yours. You put it there.
Ray: I'll find a place.
Peter: Don't put it in the bathroom asshole.
Ray: heh heh heh. heh Peter I don't know about you. For god's sake.
Peter: I'm serious Ray. Stop it.
Ray: Well don't walk out here and hit me with a fuckin' [unintelligible]
Peter: Stop it Ray. I can't even go to the bathroom right now. Now god damn it. I don't want any crap in the bathroom or in the bedroom any more. I'm serious about this. Now god damn you. You're... you're... you're... you're... you're... you're just making the whole thing up.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Sorry. Shut up. Shut up little man. You accused me of all this shit and then you found the shit. Alright. Now I'm not going to take it any more and I'm not going to take this shit, I'm not gonna take this crap in the bedroom and I walk into the bathroom to take a piss and here iss a bunch of junk that you put in there again. I'm not gonna have it. You're gonna clean this whole place up. I want a clean apartment here. It's gonna be this way.
Ray: Then clean it. Don't [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh right!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: I'm gonna have to throw your junk out.
Ray: [unintelligible] look at your area there.
Peter: I know my area dear!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: And you know why?
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Because every time I try and play records I can't play them because you say they stink! Now god damn it! I know when it's a problem here. Now god damn don't tell me about this. Now I know I have this little problem right here and it is because of you and god damn it. I'm not gonna take it. I want this whole place cleaned up.
Ray: Peter will you shut...
Peter: Peter nothing!
Ray: You're always...
Peter: Peter nothing! [cough] It isn't Peter anything! It is Raymond!
Ray: You need sleep.
Peter: It is Raymond! No I don't need sleep after what you done to me. You have for three four five six seven eight days... you've been telling everybody that I sss... that I stole that stuff and threw it in the garbage. You've told it to the ladies down at...
Ray: No.
Peter: The uhh... and you told Tony that I did it.
Ray: I [unintelligible]
Peter: No you've told Tony and alright you've found it. Now god damn it! I am not going to have any more of it.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man! I am talking. You are not. I want you to clean up your shit here. You keep saying that I don't pay rent. I don't pay for food. I do. No you can't tell me that. I pay the rent.
Ray: No you don't.
Peter: Yes I do.
Ray: I pay more than half of it.
Peter: No you don't. You are lying.
Ray: Three-hundred twenty...
Peter: You are lying.
Ray: I pay three twenty six per month.
Peter: Uhh I have been paying three fifty.
Ray: Twice a month for christ's sake.
Peter: I said three-hundred fifty.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh no you don't.
Ray: Yes I do.
Peter: I... then uhh... no you are getting money probably.
Ray: I pay for four-hundred...
Peter: No you're lying. You're lying Ray.
Ray: Three twenty six [unintelligible]
Peter: Wait a minute Ray. I have my checks!
Ray: I have mine.
Peter: I pay three-hundred fifty. Now if you double that that says seven-hundred.
Ray: And I...
Peter: Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. That seven-hundred takes care of the rent plus utilities...
Ray: No no. Don't count those. It just partly does mostly.
Peter: No no. It does.
Ray: Get out of here.
Peter: Oh shit. Now stop it Ray. Uhh it's not going to be that way any more.
Ray: [unintelligible] you need sleep Peter.
Peter: I don't need sleep. You do. I don't.
Ray: Maybe you...
Peter: I'm not gonna have this. God damn it I'm not gonna have it. You shut up.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shutup... yes I would say that you're the best thing for you would be to go in there and clean some stuff out and go to bed.
Ray: I would love to sleep.
Peter: I would love to too but I can't with you.
Ray: You're afraid I'll straighten my stuff out tomorrow.
Peter: No I am not afraid that you're going to straighten your stuff out tomorrow asshole. Now there you did it again! Aren't you funny? Uhh the problem is that you are not paying your way, you're not doing anything...
Ray: No.
Peter: Uhh just uhh listen to me. You're not paying your way. You're not doing anything.
Ray: I pay more than half.
Peter: No you don't. No you don't. I given you an extra twenty-five dollars every month. Every month I've been giving you an extra twenty-five dollars.
Ray: [unintelligible] twenty-five [unintelligible]
Peter: And that's going to stop. Uhh look little man. You're on welfare. You can't even get a check from your people.
Ray: I know I'm not when [unintelligible] thrown away.
Peter: Nobody threw it away. Here you are accusing again. Nobody threw it away.
Ray: I'm not accusing you.
Peter: Nobody threw it away man.
Ray: Well it didn't arrive.
Peter: Alright it didn't arrive! So why do you tell 'em that I stole it?
Ray: I didn't tell 'em.
Peter: That's what you told me that you said.
Ray: Now you're damn right I told Tony. [unintelligible]
Peter: Yeah right. OK. Isn't that nice.
Ray: But I didn't tell 'em...
Peter: Alright! I want you out!
Ray: I want you out.
Peter: I want... uhh yeah but I'm paying.
Ray: No you're not. You may have...
Peter: Will you stop being such a fool?
Ray: I'm not.
Peter: You're on welfare.
Ray: I'm making...
Peter: You're on welfare.
Ray: I'm makin' more than four-hundred a month.
Peter: Alright I'm will talk to Howard [unintelligible] tomorrow and I will tell 'im you are on welfare. I have a pension.
Ray: He'll write me a letter and ask you to leave.
Peter: No he won't. You know that.
Ray: I know he...
[knock on the door]
Peter: OK answer the door.
Ray: Why should I? I'm not hollerin'. You were. Answer it. You're the one hollerin' not me.
[opens door]
Ray: [unintelligible]
Neighbor: I'd really appreciate it if you bunch of drunken fuckin' idiots would shut the fuck up.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Neighbor: Everybody in this whole building is awake right now.
Ray: I'm sorry [unintelligible]
Neighbor: I mean lay off the booze guys if that's the problem here.
Ray: [unintelligible] I'm sorry [unintelligible]
Neighbor: OK?
Peter: He's the one with a problem.
Neighbor: You're the one with the big mouth asshole.
Peter: That's right. I told you that before. We have other people in this building who have children.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Now god damn it. Don't talk to me.
Ray: They know that you're the one. Not me.
Peter: Alright shut up!
Ray: You...
Peter: Then shut up.
Ray: See I'm quiet.
Peter: Shut up then! You're the one talking! Shut up!
Ray: All I want is sleep.
Peter: Shut up! Very quietly I will say I want this place cleaned up tomorrow.
Ray: Go to sleep.
Peter: Uhh... uhh... uhh don't do that! Shut up!
Ray: Please let me go to sleep.
Peter: Shut up!
Ray: I've got [unintelligible] jail time.
Peter: No I won't. I'll tell you I will not end up in jail god damn you! And in the meantime you better leave a way for me to come in here. Three times you haven't. Keep your dirty mouth shut. I was listening to the television and you turned it down so I said to turn it up and that is what happened.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man! God damn fool! Shut up!
Ray: I'm tryin' to sleep. Will you shut the fuck...
Peter: Shut up!
Ray: I'm tryin' to sleep.
Peter: Shut up little man! It will be for three-hundred twenty-four dollars...
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