Brett Doesn't Know Rent

Brett Doesn't Know Rent is the two hundred and thirty-fourth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical.The episode follows a loose "jam sesh" format, wherein the hosts chat with one another and occasionally improvise standalone songs. The FamBand greets everyone a happy end of year! Kick back and let the new year roll in by listening to a clueless Brett, tips on email etiquette, what it's like to be high, and figure out whether it's a story or something that popped into someone's head.
== Episode Description ==
It's the End of the Year as we know it! The Fam Band is gathered around to end the year with all bangerz. Find out that Brett doesn't know Rent, but Jess, Zach, and Dana know it by the one chord Scott plays! Hear about Zach being a Tenniz Boi! Discover the horn section of Jess' dreams! All this and more. Thank you for an amazing year of support, we couldn't have done it without you! Official Episode Description 
== Cast ==
* Jessica McKenna
* Zach Reino
* Scott Passarella
* Brett Morris
* Dana Wickens
== Songs ==
* "Brett Doesn't Know Rent" (0:52)
* "The Way You Email" (6:44)
* "Tenniz" (12:05)
* "I Can't Eat What You Do" (21:19)
* "Flat-Backed Slacks" (25:29)
* "Goin' Real Slow" (31:51)
* "Toot Toot Toot" (44:00)
* "I Know What I Don't Know" (56:33)
== Is This An Interesting Story Or Just Something That Popped Into My Head? ==
The segment title says it all! Follow our hosts as they bravely talk through an anecdote that may or may not be good audio.
* At Jess' college (Northwestern mention, story improved!), plays were funded by fundraising parties with a $5 entrance fee. In her senior year, the school administration cracked down on the parties, and despite Jess not being in charge of the running play or in attendance of the parties, she was the president of the group and had to go to disciplinary hearings with staff. The ruling was that students were not allowed to sell alcohol, despite the fee being for entrance and not the drinks. However, at the party, someone was walking around and pouring a topper of Everclear in people's cups.
Jess' Verdict: Not a great story.
Zach's Verdict: Maybe not a top-tier story, but an excellent transition into more topics to talk about.
* Zach bought native plants from an all-native plant nursery. They don't require to be treated with soil because they are native to California. The thing is, they all kind of look like weeds.
== As We Say Every Week... ==
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== Trivia ==
* This episode was recorded on November 9th, 2021.
* The last two songs feature a rare Scott singing on the mic!
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
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