2BDamned

2BDamned is a weirdo who lives in Nevada. He has 12 cringe charges, possesses several charges for loitering, and is banned from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in multiple galaxies. Despite that, even 2BDamned has standards, and that's because he's not a gary stu with a gun - he's a guy with a gun.
== Personity ==
2BDamned wants to touch butts, except for that of Chuck Norris, since 2BDamned fears him (read: has common sense). 2BDamned even tries touching butts in every episode of Madness Combat that he's in. Despite this, 2BDamned is very smart, since he's able to bring his friends back to life over and over again.
== History ==
2BDamned's childhood is currently unknown, but we do know that he worked with the UnPolice. However, 2BDamned noticed that the leader of the UnPolice, Dr. S, was manipulating everybody, selling drugs, and hurting children. 2BDamned wanted to warn everybody about Dr. S, but the UnPolice fired and arrested him. However, 2BDamned escaped jail with the help of Dr. Eggman.
One day, 2BDamned witnessed Hank J. Wimbleton fight Hank Hill for stealing his name. Hank Hill punched Hank, causing him to fall down. 2BDamned then felt bad for Hank and loved how he kicked ass (one step above grabbing butts), so he helped Hank defeat Hank Hill. 2BDamned grabbed Hank Hill by the ass and threw him into the sun. 2BDamned and Hank became friends ever since.
2BDamned and Hank then met Sanford and Deimos at some point, and they teamed up to destroy the Nevadan government, which controls Nevada. Deimos died while fighting the government, so 2BDamned brought him back to life with Lay on Hands (you can guess where he used it). Deimos only wants his butt touched by Sanford, so he got pissed at 2BDamned for a while. Later, 2BDamned ASPLODED for no particular reason in what we call a "big-lipped alligator moment".
== Trivia ==
*2BDamned's real name is currently unknown.
** 2BDamned's real name might be "Doc", but "Doc" could just be another nickname.
*2BDamned has a bastard son named Phil Eggtree.
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