Stanley Snyder

Stanley Snyder is one of the U.S. Marines to arrive at Ram Ranchfor the purpose of glorious sodomy under half of a yellow The Sun. Also the gay lover of Dr. Sex.
== Appearance ==
Stanley is a lithe but muscular man in his late 20s, bearing a head of silver hair and sporting black eyeliner shaped together like the beak of a bald eagle. He tends to wear his marine uniform at formal meetings, but in the field he goes for his feather-caped battle gear. At Ram Ranch or in the company of Dr. Sex he prefers to wear much less.
== Personality ==
Befitting of a world-class soldier, Stanley likes to get shit done. Despite this, he is in fact not a gamer. He keeps his words to the point and generally prefers to shoot first, ask questions later. And he as a habit of shooting to kill. Several times Stanley has shot children dead, all for the sake of his hubby. Overtime it's been seen that this is not a matter of him being necessarily cold, but moreso one-track minded. He also takes considerable care of children when they aren't threatening the life of his sex master.
== Abilities ==
Stanley Snyder is believed to be the best sniper alive on Earf. This is because he shot a lot of dudes that said they were the best and he hasn't been shot himself yet. He's been seen to shoot down an airplane from several miles away with only a few seconds of set-up time. Stanley has peerless fighter jet piloting skills to boot, making him a formidable foe. Capable of handling most Big AIDS-Tier threats with minimal issue.
== Trivia ==
* Stanley Snyder is believed to be one of the 18 cowboys out in the yard.