Episode 2270

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	David encounters Oscar listening to a conch shell he found on Mire Island. In this shell, Oscar can hear grouchy noises like a foghorn, the wind, and a traffic jam. David listens to the shell, and hears the ocean, which makes Oscar think his shell is ruined.
 	Cartoon 	Various sounds are demonstrated, including an alarm clock, a baby crying, a telephone, a faucet dripping, and a boy sneezing.Artist: Irra Verbitsky
 	Animation 	A snail shell is uncovered in the sand.
 	Animation 	The numbers 1-6 are carried away and/or demolished by construction equipment.
 	Muppets 	Ernie asks Bert to keep an eye on his pyramid of blocks. The Count walks by, and counts the blocks, moving them out of the pyramid shape. Then he counts them again, putting them back into the pyramid. Bert yells at the Count for moving Ernie's blocks, so the Count counts the blocks again, taking the pyramid apart.
 	Cartoon 	"Six Soccer Socks"Artist: Paul Fierlinger
 	Muppets 	Honkers attempt to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on their noses.Part 1.
 	Cartoon 	Speech Balloon: W for water
 	Muppets 	Honkers attempt to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on their noses.Part 2.
 	Film 	A male frog hops around and bulges his throat.
 	Muppets 	Honkers attempt to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on their noses.Part 3.
 	Song 	A girl invites the listener to "Swing Up High."Music: Joe Raposo
 	Muppets 	In a Dragnet parody, Sergeant Thursday and Ben hunt for a wanted W.
 	SCENE 2 	Maria encounters Telly, having trouble figuring out what to name his new pet goldfish. He finally decides on “Fishy” as a name.
 	Animation 	Sand W/w
 	Muppets 	Bert and Ernie go fishing. Ernie catches fish by yelling "Heeeeere fishy, fishy, fishy!", and they come flying into the boat. Bert tries it, but only catches a shark.
 	Film 	Corn grows in a field. (edited)Music: Joe Raposo
 	Cartoon 	Stop-frame animation of a girl on a beach, reading a book containing pictures of various sea creatures that come to life as she comes to their pages.Artist: The Quay Brothers
 	SCENE 3 	At Hooper's Store, Big Bird encounters Grace frosting a dessert cake for David. He suggests she write “Happy Birthday” on it, then to add his (Big Bird's) name. Now he wants her to add candles, so he can wish that it's really his birthday.
 	Cartoon 	A heart that says "I love you" is drawn.
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster and Crumbs Unlimited are featured in a number, "Cookie Disco," at the end of which Cookie ends up eating all the equipment.
 	Cartoon 	A dog answers "Yes" to every question.
 	SCENE 4 	At the Fix-it Shop, Snuffy shows Maria his piggy bank; he doesn't know how many pennies are in it. Snuffy gets the idea to shake them out of the top slot, which doesn't work. Maria shows him the bottom lid of the piggy bank, opens it, and one penny comes out. Snuffy feels proud.
 	Cartoon 	"Magic Pig"Artist: Vince Collins
 	Muppets 	Elmo loudly interrupts Kermit's demonstration of "quiet" and "loud". Elmo loudly insists on helping Kermit demonstrate the difference, and Kermit manages to get Elmo to whisper as they talk about being quiet.
 	Cartoon 	An alien lands on Earth, looking for a Z to eat. He snatches one off a policeman's uniform, eats it, and rests.Artist: Tom Gabbay
 	Film 	A baker decorates a birthday cake to a jazz percussion beat.
 	Cast 	Maria as Chaplin illustrates the number 6 using balloons.
 	Cartoon 	A man asks the viewer to circle him, draw a line to him, follow him with arrows, etc.
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Cab Calloway and the Count sing "I Want to Count."
 	Cartoon 	Z For Zebra & Zoo
 	SCENE 5 	Elmo enters Hooper's Store and gives David a shopping list. David fetches all the items on the list, but it turns out Elmo only wanted him to read the list. Since everything is already out, Elmo asks David to read the labels to him.
 	Film 	Topi antelopes nod "yes."Music by Joe Raposo
 	Cartoon 	A painter paints all around the screen, eventually painting over himself.Music: Joe Raposo
 	Muppets / Cast 	Oscar sings "One of These Things" over a four-way split screen containing Gordon, Bob, David and Slimey, all dressed in tuxedos.
 	Film 	Olivia briefly narrates a film of re-paving a street.
 	Muppets 	Ernie sings "Imagine That" about things that he sometimes imagines to be: first a knight in shining armor who battles a dragon, then a sailor, and finally, himself.
 	Cartoon 	Gerald's dog Sparky likes to pretend he's an alligator.
 	Film 	Counting the circus clowns.
 	SCENE 6 	An exhausted David, having read the entire store's stock, points Elmo to something else for him to read: the sponsors. The credits follow.
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