Transcripts/Mood Swings

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Mood Swings.
It appears to be a normal day in Hyrule. Link stretches his arms.
Link: Gee, it sure is boring aro-
Scene cuts sharply to Zelda. She runs up to Link, sword at the ready.
Zelda: Oh, for Pete's sake! 
Zelda: Go do something before I hurt you.
Link: But-
Zelda: Now.
Link: But Zelda-
Zelda: You better move fast!
The scene cuts to show Mayor Kravendish appearing in the doorway. He watches in horror as Link and Zelda continue arguing off-screen.
Link: Fine. I'll go-
Zelda: Shut up!
Link: You shut up first!
Zelda: Guess again-
Kravendish: Please, Your Highness...
Kravendish: Would you kindly cut this out?
Zelda: All right. Bye, Link.
Link: Where are you going?
Zelda: Gamelon. 
Zelda: See you in only a whole month.
Link can be seen rolling his eyes.
Zelda: Link?
Link: 'Sup?
Zelda: I love you.
Link: I know.
Zelda: Heh...
Scene cuts to show Harkinian and Gwonam standing in the room, watching. The sound of a spaceship activating can be heard outside the castle.
Harkinian: Zelda's a weird one.
Gwonam: I see.
Scene cuts to Zelda, sitting in her B-wing. She closes her eyes and sighs deeply as the ship's door closes, and departs for outer space.
Scene cuts to Harkinian standing next to Link, who is staring blankly into space with a happy expression.
Harkinian: Mah boi, what's up?
beat
Harkinian: Link?
Harkinian nudges Link in an attempt to rouse him. Cut to a close-up of Link's face as he retreats into his daydream, Harkinian repeats 'Link?' in the background.
In Link's daydream, Zelda appears against a pretty pink background, and is about to take off her belt when Gwonam finally wakes him up.
Gwonam: LINK! 
record scratch 
Gwonam: Already have your mind in the gutter, I see?
Link: O-of course not!
Harkinian: OAH! Link's got a honeyboo!
Link: Stop.
Harkinian: Ha! Think about it! 
Harkinian: Let me hock a serious loogie-
Scene cuts sharply to Gwonam. The air around him has grown dark and his eyes are glowing yellow with frustration.
Gwonam: YOUR MAJESTY!
Harkinian: I'm funny!
Cut sharply to Zelda in her B-wing, floating through space.
Zelda: No, you're not.
Cut back to Hyrule Castle.
Harkinian: Whatever!
Gwonam: That's enough!
Link: I wonder what Zelda's up to...
Scene cuts to Zelda in her B-wing. The camera begins to zoom towards her slowly, as she too begins to daydream.
In her daydream, Link appears, swinging his sword in a manly fashion.
Suddenly, she stops daydreaming with a record scratch noise, and turns the B-wing back towards Hyrule. Cut back to the castle. 
Harkinian: I hear something...
Zelda smiles as the ship lands and the door opens.
Gwonam: She's back already...
Zelda: Link!
Link: Huh?
Zelda: You. Me. Bed. Now.
Camera zooms in sharply on Link's face. Scene cuts to black. Text appears that reads: 'Link, you lucky man, you.' 
The episode ends shortly after.
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