Naughty

Naughty is the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: For Adults.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick playing their new SeaBox One]
SpongeBob: Man. I really love this new game, “Smiley Sunny Days!”.
Patrick: Me too. Hey, I think we should see what our favorite neighbor is up to!
SpongeBob: Sounds good!
[They both skip happily to Squidward’s Easter Island Head home]
Squidward: What are those idiots doing now?
SpongeBob: Ha! Funny, Squidward. So, whatcha’ doin’? Is there any way I could help you do anything?
Squidward (in his head): Just ignore them, Squidward, they’ll go away eventually.
Narrator: 2 Days Later
SpongeBob: Is there any way I could help you do anything? Is there any way I could help you do anything? Is there any way I could help you do anything?
Squidward (angry): UGH…. GO AWAY!
SpongeBob: ...Okay?
Sandy: Hi spongebob!
SpongeBob: Nothing! Just wanna check out your inventions
Sandy: Heres a transporter i made!
[Jaden transports]
Jaden: What is this world?
[Suds transports]
Suds: Hey Jaden
Jaden: Hi Suds
SpongeBob: Hi strangers! Are you guys fish? You don’t look like us.
Suds & Jaden: Nah, we’re humans. We gotta go, it’s 2:10 am and we have a SpongeBob For Adults pilot to write.
SpongeBob: Okay then, whatever that means.
SpongeBob (walking): You know I can help with fixing some of these old invent- OHHHHH!
[SpongeBob knocks over all of Sandy’s inventions like Dominoes]
Sandy: SpongeBob! You are being too nice.
[SpongeBob walks home sadly]
SpongeBob: Man, I am too nice? I didn’t know that was possible. Man, I wonder what’s the opposite of nice.
[“The Dictionary: The Series” appears on TV, describing the word “Naughty”]
Announcer: Naughty: meaning mean, hateful, rude. Synonyms: Mean, hurtful. Antonyms: Nice
[A fat man in white tank top with stains on it barges in to the studio]
Fat man: This show is s---! What did you say? I don’t care if I can’t say that on SpongeTool TV, this sucks ass-gets thrown out by security guards.
Announcer: That’s what I call “Naughty”
SpongeBob: I know what I must do, become naughty!
Suds: I wonder what that yellow guy is doing.
Jaden: Yea! Lets check!
SpongeBob: Damn you all!
Fred: huh thats a bad word to say!
SpongeBob: This show sucks!
[Suds transports]
Suds: What is that guy doing!
Jaden: Lets stop him!
[SpongeBob tries to slit his throat and Jaden slaps his face off of him]
Jaden: I'll have what shes having!
Suds: Uhh thats a stupid catchphrase
Jaden: I know now lets get rid of this naughty curse!
[Jaden and Suds teleports to Sandy's house]
Suds: What do we do?
Jaden: We need to see if Sandy has a naughty cure
Suds: Okay, but first I need some air, all of this water is getting me exhausted.
Narrator: 1 Oxygen Break Later
[They ask Sandy for a cure, and she makes one]
[SpongeBob barges through Sandy’s door]
SpongeBob: You guys. You are all LOSERS!
Suds: Gasp!
Jaden: Oh my!
[Sandy throws the cure at SpongeBob]
[Cuts to SpongeBob waking up in bed]
SpongeBob: I knew I shouldn't have watched Rude Removal before going to bed
[Ends like Looney Tunes with That's All Folks]
[Suds plays Porky]
Suds: Wait what is my line?!
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