Jesse Pinkman (Adongralo)

For a similar character, see Jesse Pinkman (Radiance of Visvara)Jesse Pinkman is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
The accomplice to the great Bryeek White.
==Synopsis==
=== History ===
Jesse Bruce Pinkman was born on September 24th into an upper middle-class family in Durham. Jesse was a poor student in high school, largely due to his inattentiveness and apathy. Jesse first met Bryeek White in his junior year when Mr. White was his chemistry teacher. During high school, Jesse became involved in the use, manufacture and distribution of methamphetamine. Despite his poor academic standing, Jesse was able to graduate, with Mr. White present on stage when he received his diploma.
=== Bryeek's Backstory ===
Main Article - Bryeek
Jesse and Mr. White crossed paths again several years after Pinkman graduated, wherein the two began cooking crystal meth. After several tumultuous events, the pair were forced to flee Durham; Pinkman travelled to Double Dinky, where he managed to get training as a nurse.
=== Adongralo - Chapter 14: Ruins and Holes in the Walls ===
After a civil war between the royal army and a resistance group known as the Grimsby Brothers ended, many wounded combatants were sent to the hospital. Much to Jesse's surprise, Mr. White was among them. After about a week, he woke up and Jesse exclaimed, "ayo, Mr. White!" They caught up for a bit and Billiot, Mr. White's companion, was just completely surprised at the fact he never knew Bryeek's last name and that he used to be a teacher. Jesse got to the point of his intrusion and told the pair that Dr. Evil wanted to speak with them and that they should meet with him at the monument outside the castle. It turned out that Dr. Evil wanted Mr. White and his mercenary group, the Bognin Ballers, to escort him to the Lord's Alliance meeting, so Jesse decided to join them. On their second day of travel, they were walking around a mountain, but Billiot needed to tie his shoelace, so he ran forward about 3 meters and started tying them, hoping to finish by the time everyone else caught up with him, but he suddenly fell down a hole, so Bryeek, Crann, and Jesse went over to investigate, but ended up pushing one another in. Dr. Evil said to the crowd, "they will be missed," and continued walking with the Bognin Ballers. The hole they were in was dark and Crann attempted to make a fire, but didn't have the resources to do anything, so Jesse asked Mr. White if he could make a torch or something, so he took out his tinder box and tried to teach Jesse what elements were at work in this reaction, but he didn't quite catch on. Without a way back up, they continued through into the cave they were in, where they saw a path left, right, and forward, so Crann suggested they go right (and later left), "Arabic style," causing Bryeek to announced, "Arabs don't exist in this world, dude," which everyone laughed at him for, before walking right. It was a long straight path and they got in quite deep without any signs of an end, until a skeleton appeared behind them and announced, "BRING ON THE WALL!!!" Suddenly, a wall appeared behind them and was rapidly approaching, fortunately, it had four holes in it that were shaped like the four Bognin Ballers. Billiot the Idiot and Jesse Pinkman were able to fit through the wall, but Crann and Mr. White were taken back by the wall into a pit of spikes. They were able to get back out and continue exploring, but the Anton du Beke skeleton was gone. They went through the middle path and were met with another crossroads, so they went right, "Arabic style" again and the Anton du Beke skeleton was there again; this time everyone besides Jesse got through the wall, but they also found out that there was a hole in the wall beyond the spike pit, so they investigated it and found a serene pond with a fairy chilling inside it, beckoning them to join him. Billiot was suspicious of the fairy, but the others jumped in, Crann tip-toed in and covered his nipples with two fingers, while submerging himself, because they're sensitive. Billiot dipped his hair in and then the fairy went, "hahahaha!!! TAR!!!!" and the pool turned to tar, so they all jumped out, but Jesse was stuck, so Mr. White rushed to him and pulled him out, but he turned into tar before his very eyes saying, "Mr. White, I don't feel so good." It turns out that the tar was excreted from a giant spider that had now cocooned Pinkman, but he soon sensed that the Bognin Ballers had entered his den, so he yelled, "ayo, Mr. White, get me the hell outta here!!!" After what happened at the fairy pond, they were questioning whether it was the real Jesse, so they asked him to say something only the real Jesse Pinkman would say, so he said, "ayo, Mr. White!!!", which sufficiently convinced them. They battled the spider and Crann opened with a thunderwave that knocked everyone back. The spider did some immense damage to the Bognin Ballers, but they were able to overcome it and kill it, revealing an exit to the cave behind it. Bryeek climbed up the mossy walls and cut Jesse out of the web cocoon, where he dropped down into Crann's big manly hands. The four of them left the cave and reunited with the other Bognin Ballers, who had a very uneventful walk around the mountain. After another week, they had finally reached Adron.
===Adongralo - Chapter 15: Vampire Sanctuary===
At the end of a full day of travel, the Bognin Ballers decided to stay in Leeds, a quiet city with a large castle in the distance beyond a forest. Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Crann the Avenger, and Charlie Kenton later met up with Pinkman later on and they all travelled up to the castle on the hill, while Billiot cut the cheese wheel into fifths, so that they could wear it as hats; Mr. White berated Jesse for wearing their "product as a hat", before doing it himself. Upon arrival at the castle, they knocked on the door and were greeted by Venom!!! Just kidding. It was Dr. Michael Morbius, who was quickly shoved out of the way by a more flamboyant, "blah, blah, blah" vampire, who asked what they wanted in a polite manner. They said that they were a new cheese company called Honest Cheese and they wanted to know if the vampires were interested in their bloody cheese. The vampire, Voult, wasn't convinced of their product's quality, so Crann got an arrow and stabbed a perfect cube off to let him sample. It was delicious. He requested to by 2 kg worth of blood cheese, but they only had one. They asked Kenton for more of his blood, but he refused, threw down his hat, and left the Bognin Ballers with his robot, Atom. Bryeek quickly offered his own blood and extended his thumb, so Billiot took it and sliced his wrist open, while Crann dunked his head under the stream to lather his cheese hat in blood, while Pinkman soaked the other cheese hats in the blood. Crann then healed Bryeek's wound and sold both cheese wheels for GP 10, but they suddenly heard a rumbling outside. The Dumbo Ears Guy had gathered several vampire haters and got their pitchforks together for an assault; seeing another business opportunity to get the three cheese wheels they sold to the racist back and resell them to the vampires, Crann told Voult that they'd handle it. As the Bognin Ballers stepped out, the Dumbo Ears Guy instantly gathered that they had started selling cheese to the vampires, so he extended his ears and became airborne. Bryeek instantly shot him in the chest, so he started diving down toward them like a torpedo, but he missed completely, so they all started kicking his butt, while he was stuck in the ground. The Dumbo Ears Guy pulled his head and ran away past the other anti-vampire lot, who realised that their leader was a loser, so being racist towards vampires was probably cringe. They apologised to the vampires and went home, so the party went into the forest to find the Dumbo Ears Guy. He was sat by a tree crying, so Billiot started called his hat stupid (purposefully not calling them ears), while Crann stole all of his cheese. After successfully plundering the racist's spoils, he revealed himself and spread the cheese wheels across his fingers like playing cards, so the Dumbo Ears Guy spread his ears again, while crying, and said, "I'LL BE BACK, HONEST CHEESE!!!". The party were about to head back to the castle, but one of the former anti-vampire members ran up to them and told them they were about to lynch the local cheese vendor for corroborating with the vampires, so they all rushed down and saw him tied to a pole over a fire. Bryeek cleared the area, then blew out the fire with a big hearty blow. The crowd thought he was a vampire too, but he explained that it was just because he was in the navy. This was a sufficient answer, but they still wanted to kill him and the vampires. Bryeek tried to organise a vampire and Leeds meetup, but the latter had no desire to reconcile with them. The vampires started peacefully protesting for their rights, but the racists were getting violent, so Billiot charged into the middle of both sides and split a cheese wheel in half and gave it to either side, ending racism through a shared love of cheese. After a joyous celebration of cheese and inclusiveness, the Bognin Ballers continued their journey to the capital city.
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