Swamp Madness (Catnip Cat)/Transcript

*(In the Everglades, Catnip Cat walking in the swamp forest)
*Catnip Cat: This is a beautiful day in the nature, birds singing and sun is shining. (singing)
(hums) Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
(hums) Oh, doo-dah day!
(hums)
(hums) Oh, doo-dah day!
*Jerry Alligator: Hello my pal!
*Catnip Cat: Hiya, Mr. Alligator!
*(Catnip looking to Jerry, and Jerry looking to Catnip and he both slurps and chews)
*Catnip Cat: You're just in the time for dinner.
*Jerry Alligator: Yeah? What are you going to have for dinner?
*Catnip Cat: I'm going to have the alligator ... fried chicken!
*Jerry Alligator: Yeah? But I'm going to have the smoked hams, with cat
*Catnip Cat: Smoked Hams with cat. (laughs) (shocking) C-C-Cat!!! I'm a cat!
*(Catnip Cat dashes off from Jerry Alligator)
*Jerry Alligator: Wow! Feline fricassee. (whistles) Hey!
*(Jerry Alligator dashes off, Catnip Cat running and jumps in water)
*Jerry Alligator: Hey pal! Where are you, do not hide, I will find you anyway.
*(Jerry Alligator jumps in water, Catnip Cat swimming but Catnip is scared and swimming very fast from Jerry Alligator)
*(Jerry Alligator scared and saw a angry shark, Jerry Alligator smiles at angry shark and the shark punches him away)
*(Catnip Cat rushed to the shore and running away, but Jerry Alligator caught him and starts to cooking soup with cat and Catnip Cat reads cook book)
*Catnip Cat: So now I find. Ah! Found. All right, six carrots, few potatoes, salt, add the garlic and cook until cooked. (sniffing smelling soup) Hey fella! What's cooking ... soup!
*Jerry Alligator: Soup.
*Catnip Cat: What's the soup.
*Jerry Alligator: Delicious, you know me. Try that.
*Catnip Cat: Thanks! (Catnip Cat bites his foot and screams) "EEEYEEOWWW!" (Catnip Cat rushed from the pot and running away)
*(Jerry Alligator dashes off and chasing to Catnip Cat)
*(Catnip Cat hiding in the tree and Jerry Alligator doesn't know where the Catnip Cat)
*Jerry Alligator: Cat, come out, kitty come here, kitty where are you, I surrounded you.
*(Catnip Cat pours ketchup into Jerry's tail and made his hamburger)
*Catnip Cat: Mmmm! I like delicious alligator burger. (Catnip Cat starts to eat hamburger with Jerry's tail)
*Jerry Alligator: (shouting) "YEOOOOOW! (Jerry Alligator takes off and continues scream)
*Catnip Cat: So long Mr. Alligator! (laughs)
*(Jerry Alligator fell in the water and saw a angry shark again, Jerry Alligator smiles at angry shark and the shark grabs his neck and threw Jerry Alligator away)
*(Jerry Alligator chasing to Catnip Cat in all trees and Jerry Alligator asks to dog)
*Jerry Alligator: Say Mr. Doggy where's the cat, which way he did go, which way he did go.
*Catnip Cat: (dressed like beagle dog) He gone that way!
*Jerry Alligator: Thanks Mr. Doggy, thanks!
*(Jerry Alligator dashes off to find Catnip Cat, and Catnip Cat took off his beagle dog costume)
*Catnip Cat: (to audience) That alligator is very silly. (laughs)
*Jerry Alligator: Ah! I thought I was frightened and ran away to the water? (laughs) There you are! (Jerry Alligator hits the Catnip Cat his baseball bat, Catnip Cat gets head bonk and birds flying around the head)
*Catnip Cat: (loudly) OH YEAAHH! (Catnip Cat gets the sledgehammer and trying to hit the Jerry Alligator)
*Jerry Alligator: Just a minute pal, why we fight all the time, let's be friends. (Jerry Alligator and Catnip Cat starts shaking hands)
*Catnip Cat: He wants to be friends with me, okay, okay I agree, good neighbor, this is a great thing. Take that! (Catnip Cat threw Jerry Alligator to the ground) And that! (Catnip Cat threw again Jerry to the ground) And that! (Catnip starts spinning Jerry Alligator and he threw in the water)
*(Jerry Alligator fell in the water and saw a angry shark again, Jerry Alligator smiles at angry shark and the shark grabs his neck and punches Jerry's head several times)
*Catnip Cat: (laughs) (gasps) (Jerry Alligator pours ketchup into Catnip's tail and trying to eat) No you don't (Catnip removed its tail and Jerry eat ketchup and slurps)
*(Catnip Cat dashes off to chase and Jerry Alligator dashes off to chase with Catnip Cat, he runs in all trees and Jerry stoped where the Catnip is gone)
*Jerry Alligator: Cat, come out, kitty come here.
*(Catnip Cat is tying the Jerry's tail on the tree)
*Catnip Cat: Let's see how far he leaves with a tied tail on the tree. (Catnip tiptoeing to Jerry Alligator) Hey, Jerry! Were you looking for me! (raspberrying to Jerry Alligator and Catnip dashes off)
*(Jerry Alligator chasing to Catnip Cat with tied tail on the tree, but Jerry Alligator can not continue to run)
*Catnip Cat: Sorry Mr. Alligator, but you can't reach, look!
*(Jerry Alligator gasps and sees his tied tail on the tree and then he is pulled back into the tree making his tail coiled up in long lengths and then sees the end)
*Catnip Cat: Hey, Mr. Alligator, this is present for you!
*Jerry Alligator: Thanks pal.
*(Jerry Alligator opened his present and inside was boxing glove in a box for prank, boxing glove punches him and Jerry Alligator fell in the water and shark teeth chattering biting the Jerry's tail)
*Jerry Alligator: Oh! What is it. (Shark continues teeth chattering biting the Jerry's tail and screams) "Yeow!"
*(Cut to Catnip Cat in which pumps the cat up to enormous size and ringing his triangle dinner bell. Jerry Alligator cannot resist such a bargain, and he swallows the cat. Catnip releases the air hose, and Jerry takes off like a deflating balloon.)
*Catnip Cat: (mocking them) Goodbye, Mr. Alligator! Don't forget to write! (laughs) Now I can safely walk in the nature. (singing)
Lump-teen-dozen di da do Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Lump-teen-dozen di da do Oh, doo-dah day!
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