Jak and daxter vs banjo kazooie

Jak & Daxter were cruising on their JET-Board throughout the forest when they noticed a little girl and stopped. The little girl known as Tooty screamed, causing Banjo to slam the door open and Kazooie noticed Jak & Daxter.
Kazooie: What's going on? Who are these two?
Tooty: They almost hit me!
Jak: we could've, but we didn't. We honestly didn't even try to.
Daxter: Yeah, so lets settle this peacefully.
Kazooie: Waht's the matter, you dumb weasel? Scared?
That comment pushed Daxter over the edge.
Daxter: WEASEL CREATURE!!!???
Jak: Maybe its time someone taught you some manners.
Jak readied his fists. Banjo readied his claws.
Fight!
Jak ran towards Banjo and punched him in the face and then two times in the stomach rapidly. Jak then backed away. Kazooie started firing eggs, but Daxter started hopping off all of them and landed on Banjo's head and lunged towards Kazooie, knocking her off the backpack into the ground. Daxter started throttling Kazooie. Jak gave a roundhouse kick to Banjo, to which Banjo retaliated with a Forward Roll, knocking him into a tree. Jak brought out the Morph Gun and activated the Gyro Burster.
The drone started shooting Banjo, and Banjo retaliated by destroying it. Daxter had dragged Kazooie near a rock and starting banging her head on the rock while simultaneously throttling her. Banjo ran towards Kazooie to help her, but was stunned by the Arc Wielder. Jak ran towards Banjo and punched his head, knocking him down. Banjo hit Jak with the Pack Whack three times before grabbing him and pulled a Bane and hit Jak's back with his knee, causing Jak to fall. He started to stumble as he got up but he picked up his footing.
Jak: Time to kick it up a notch!
Banjo ran towards Jak and used the Forward Roll, but Jak brought out his Green Eco and created a shield to stop the attack while also healing himself. Jak then brought out some Red Eco to boost his strength and started punching Banjo even harder than before, causing the bear to limp back. Jak then brought out his Blue Eco and started running around Banjo, confusing him. Jak then started punching Banjo from all directions.
Jak: You can't keep up.
Banjo started to run away to help Kazooie, but Jak fired yellow fireballs and stopped Banjo in his tracks. Banjo ran towards Jak and punched him twice in the face before throwing him into a tree. Since Jak's back hit the tree, Jak was in even more pain.
Banjo: That'll teach you to mess with my sister!
Jak: There's only one thing to make the pain go away.
Jak abosrbed Light Eco and became Light Jak and used Flash Freeze to stop time. Jak later started to heal his wounds with Light Regeneration, unfreezed time, and activated Light Shield. Banjo started punching the shield and also hurting himself until Light Jak wore off.
Jak: Time to finish this!
Jak abosrbed Dark Eco and transformed into Dark Jak. Dark Jak started slashing away at Banjo before knocking him into the rock where Daxter was still throttling Kazooie.
Dark Jak: Dax, look out!
Daxter heard Jak's warning and got out of the way as soon as possible. Banjo ended up crushing Kazooie. He picked her up as soon as he got up and put her back in his backpack. Daxter got onto Jak's shoulder and Dark Jak tripled his size and strength and used the Dark Bomb, sending Banjo-Kazooie into the air while also reverting Jak to his basic form. Jak activated the Super Nova, fired a missile, and caused an explosion that obliterated the bird-bear duo once known as Banjo-Kazooie.
Daxter: We should get out of here before the little one starts crying.
Jak: Good idea.
Jak and Daxter get on the JET-Board and leave.
K.O!winner jak and daxter