Transcripts/Magical Mirror Flares

:["Dance Flares" playing]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [groans] Those Friheten guys! Ugh! Ahh! First, they get me kicked off the Italy Hospodines set. Now... Ooh! They're everywhere! I bet they'll be at the premiere tonight. I bet I'll be the lucky one ushering them to their seats. Ugh! [slapping and shaking]
:[walkie-talkie ringing]
:Boss: [on walkie-talkie] Jerry, where are you? We need you back at the popcorn popper stat.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [imitates radio static] What was that— [imitates static] boss? Can't hear you! [imitates static] Losing you! [imitates static] [to herself] If those guys hadn't shown up, I would have played the Italy Hospodines! Tonight would have been about me. I would have been a star! [to kiosk clerk] You're right. They are a bit much.
:[magic sounds]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [screams] What was that? [screams]
:Reflection of Princess Aulia: Mmwah!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Incredible! [to kiosk clerk] Keep the change. Something tells me this thing's worth it.
LMB theme song
:[]
:Martin: [voiceover] Dear President Diana, tonight's the night of the big movie premiere. All my Friheten friends –especially my dear boyfriend, Luna– are really excited, and I should be, too. Except I can't seem to keep my mind on anything other than our new powers, and Aulia's rogue magic that's loose in this country, and how scary but exhilarating it all is. How does it work? How can we be prepared for it? When will it show up again? Well, you see the problem. With the weight of all Petrovburg on our shoulders, you must have some advice on how to— [out loud] Oh, no! [sighs] Shoot.
:Celestia: What's the matter, princess?
:Martin: Oh, I just ran out of pages in my journal. That's all.
:Jason: Chillax, Helda.
:Vincent: Um, who's Helda?
:Jason: That's Princess Martin's new movie star name. [drinks Stoneford "Energizing Orkney" beverage] I just made it up!
:Dennis: Allahu-akbar, we only have bit parts in this flick. We're not movie stars.
:Tobias: Yet, guys, yet.
:Luna: There's more bothering you than just journal pages, isn't there, princess?
:Martin: Um...
:Celestia: C'mon! Share your troubles. It might help soothe your stressed nerves.
:Martin: Uh, I don't wanna take any of the fun out of our big night—
:Celestia: I said spill it, Helda!
:Martin: Okay, okay. It's just that things have been calm around here, magic-wise.
:Tobias: And that's bad how, precisely?
:Martin: It's not. It's just that instead of enjoying the fact that things are calm, I'm constantly thinking about things going wrong, even when they aren't.
:Vincent: Ooh, like... like what things?
:Martin: I don't know. I shouldn't even be thinking about any of this stuff right now. And neither should any of you.
:Celestia: Look! Uncle Diana's writing you back! Hey, guys, Princess Martin's getting a Petrovtext!
:Dennis: What's it say?
:Martin: Mr. Diana wants me to come to... Petrovburg's Embassy in Equestria.
:[cameras flashing]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: It's like this mirror is the only one around here who gets me.
:Boss: [clears throat irritably] Popcorn spills at the condiment counter.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Does this look like someone who cleans popcorn spills?
:Boss: No. It looks like someone about to fire somebody.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Ugh! [sighs] This is the worst. Hey, I know what will perk me up! A little mirror of my time!
:Fans: [clamoring] Can I please have your autograph, princess? [etc.]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [giggles] That's more like it! [sighs] I wish this popcorn would just clean itself up so I could just stare at you all day.
:[magic sounds]
:Boss: Whuh? Done already? I'm shocked.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: You and me both! [nervous laugh]
:[]
:Martin: [sighs, yells]
:[magic sounds]
:Martin: Whoa! Oof!
:[crash!]
:Martin: Mr. President? Is that you?
:Susanti: Nope. Martin Susanti.
:Martin: [laughs nervously] Oops. Whoa. Whoa! Phew. Whoa. That feels a little weird after all this time. Susanti – your first name looks like mine, right?
:Susanti: Uh-huh. I have been informed by Mr. Diana. He wanted me to give you this.
:[magic sounds]
:[thud]
:Martin: [groaning]
:[magic sounds]
:Susanti: Mr. Diana wanted to give it to you himself. But then, your husband – Luna, and even the Friheten friends were called away to solve a friendship problem. That happens a lot around here.
:Martin: That must be stressful, huh? Never know when you might be called on to battle for Petrovburg. Dropping everything at a moment's notice. How does he do it?
:Susanti: Sorry. He just told me to give you the journal.
:Martin: Heh-heh. So, Susanti, are you sure Mr. President won't be back anytime soon?
:Susanti: Pretty sure.
:Martin: O...kay... I guess I'll be going now.
:[whiffle!]
:Susanti: What's it like back there, Martin?
:Martin: It's pretty different. And not so different at the same time. It's kinda hard to explain.
:Susanti: Heh. Guess you kinda have to go there to really get it, huh? I, uh, don't suppose...
:Martin: Do you really think that Luna would be okay with that?
:Susanti: I don't know for sure that he wouldn't be okay with it.
:Martin: That's not a particularly compelling argument.
:Susanti: Mr. Diana wants me to learn as much as I can about friendship. And I'm not learning a whole lot just hanging out here in his own cottage.
:Martin: Well, I haven't ever seen you in this republic. So, chances are you aren't gonna run into yourself.
:Susanti: —is something you don't hear everyday.
:Martin: So, just lay low. Don't draw too much attention to your—
:Susanti: [scoffs] You'll barely even notice I'm there!
:Martin: Introducing you to my dear boyfriend and my friends could be a nice distraction.
:Susanti: But you'll also totally notice I'm there, and it will keep your mind off of other things that might be bothering you. So, Martin? What do you think? Can I go back with you?!
:Martin: Hmmm...
:[Crystal Mirror activates]
:[later, in Canterlot Presidentials]
:[magic sounds]
:Susanti: [groaning] What happened? Hey! It's Canterlot Presidentials!
:Martin: It's all pretty weird since Friendship Games, but try to roll with it. [to Roman Amelia] Hi!
:Susanti: Are these?
:Martin: Hands!
:Susanti: And what happened to the rest of my—
:Martin: Feet! Those are feet. Remember the whole thing where I said you need to lay low? Now would be a good time to play it cool.
:Susanti: Oh. Right. Heh. Play it cool. Heh-heh.
:[jaunty music]
:[civilians chattering]
:Susanti: You did say I'd make a good distraction.
:[meanwhile...]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Mirror, pick up this popcorn!
:[beat]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Mirror, Princess Aulia commands thee, pick upeth this poppage of corn!
:[beat]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Ugh! Why won't this thing work anymore?
:[suddenly...]
:Patrons: Like... we were gonna eat some of that.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Mirror, Princess Aulia commands thee, make these annoying people go away. Well, that kinda worked—
:Celestia: Princess Jerry?!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Whoa!
:Dennis: What in the blazes are you doin' here?
:Celestia: Were you invited to the Italy Hospodines premiere? Ooh, that's exciting! No, crazy! No, concerning! No! Just no! No offense.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I wasn't invited to the premiere. My uncle, Erik Stovia, felt bad for firing me, so he pulled some strings and got me this job.
:Vincent: You work here, princess?
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: As little as possible.
:Jason: Y'know, if you hadn't tried to sabotage the movie, you could be celebrating with us.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Ooh! This should be my night! I would have found a way to be in the film if you all had stayed out of it! I would have been Empress Constantine! Everyone would've loved me! See?
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [confused reactions]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Can't you see what's right under your noses? Ugh! I wish you'd all just go away and leave me alone!
:[magic sounds]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [scream]
:[sinister music]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Hmm. Looks like I may be finally getting the hang of this.
:Reflection of Princess Aulia: [giggles] Hahaha, good job!
:[]
:Martin: Six cell phones, all straight to voicemail.
:Susanti: I'm sure they're around. What's the worst that could have happened? [licking]
:Martin: Aulia's curse magic is on the loose here now, and it does not work the same way it stays away from our Petrovburg. Any number of terrible things could have happened... [exhales] And lately, I spend eighty percent of my time thinking about them. My friends, and my boyfriend – Luna, are probably fine. I'm overreacting. But maybe not. I can't tell them anymore.
:Susanti: This is the problem you wanted to talk to Mr. Diana about, right? Because you can still talk it over with me if you want.
:[beat]
:Susanti: Or you could just contact Mr. Diana about it. Whatever works.
:Martin: It's just... I know my friends, my dear boyfriend, and I have been given special powers for a reason, and I want to be ready for whatever is gonna be thrown at us. I guess knowing that is making me feel like I could never really relax and let my guard down, so I end up obsessing about it and can't get out of my own head.
:Susanti: Hmm. That is a toughie. Guess my advice would be to just trust things will work themselves out in the end. If you spend too much time worrying about the bad things that might happen, you'll miss out on all the good things that are happening.
:Martin: Heh. Like how Mr. President was teaching me a lesson right now.
:Susanti: It feels yes.
:Martin: [laughs] Come on. Let's go take a look around the theater. I'm sure they're fine.
:[]
:Tobias: Uh... Any clue yet where we are or what just happened? Anyone?
:Celestia: Tia's on the case!
:[the fourth wall creaking]
:Celestia: Nope, no wall over here. Come out, come out, walls, wherever you are! I don't get this palace! There are no walls in here anywhere!
:[magic sounds]
:Dennis: Somehow, someway, that goddamn Jerry sucked us all inside of that mirror of hers.
:Luna: Or into some kind of bramble behind it.
:Vincent: By the fidelity, I think I might be freaking out a little bit.
:Jason: Do you call that a 'freakout'?
:Vincent: It's sort of a deep-down inside freakout. Ah!
:Celestia: On the upside, there's popcorn in here! [crunch, crunch] Mmm, sticky...
:Tobias: How could this happen on the evening of my very first movie premiere? Of all the nights! Curse you, Princess Aulia!
:Jason: Not our number-one problem right now, Lady Toby.
:Tobias: Mmm, true. But perhaps we can agree it's in the top five.
:Dennis: Is there really no way out of here?
:[pellets crashing]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! [etc.]
:Tobias: Astaghfirullahal-adziim! What's that?
:Jason: Chocolate-covered almonds?
:Celestia: Dibs!
:[Pac-Man-like sounds]
:[magic sounds]
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:Martin: It's Princess Jerry!
:Susanti: [surprised] No! [gasps seriously] Who's that?
:Martin: She's trouble. Huh. That's Vincent's Uzbek handband. Wait here for me.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Martin Heldayeti. I was wondering if you'd show up.
:Martin: I'm, uh, looking for my friends, and my dear boyfriend – Luna, too. I don't suppose you've seen them.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [giggles mischievously]
:Martin: PRINCESS JERRY! Where are they?!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I'll never tell!
:Martin: You don't have to!
:[magic noises]
:*-*-*
:Mr. Erik: You're lucky I offered to get you this job after the stunt you pulled on my set!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I just wanted to be Empress Constantine. I just wanted people to like me.
:*-*-*
:*-*-*
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Everyone would love me if it weren't for you guys! This is all your fault! Ugh! I wish you'd all just go away and leave me alone!
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [scream]
:*-*-*
:[magic noises]
:Martin: [gasps]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: What?
:Martin: I know you want people to like you. But trust me, the magic in that mirror is only gonna make things worse for you! It's an Aulia-infected mirror!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: You're just saying that because you want the mirror for yourself.
:Martin: What I want is my friends back, including Luna. Please, princess, you wished them into that mirror. Maybe there's a way you can wish them out.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Or maybe... I wish you'd join them!
:[magic noises]
:Martin: [screams]
:Susanti: [gasps] Martin!!
:[]
:Martin: [screams]
:Luna: Princess!
:Martin: Oh—
:Celestia: Ura! We're all together again!
:Luna: But wait. If we're all together, then nobody out there knows where we are!
:[flashing sounds]
:Vincent: Uh, guys...
:Martin: Susanti does!
:Tobias: You mean, Mr. President Diana was go home from Equestria?
:Celestia: How would Susanti know where... Ohhhh!
:Luna: That was not your fault, princess. She isn't—!
:Martin: I kinda told her she could come back here with me.
:Vincent: Guys...
:Dennis: Do you really think Mr. Diana would be okay with that?
:Martin: I don't know for sure that he wouldn't be okay with it.
:Vincent: Um, so sorry to interrupt, but...
:Jason: Whoa! Check out our geodes!
:Vincent: [sighs] That's what I was trying to say.
:[magic noises]
:Luna: Something's changed. This wasn't happening before.
:Martin: Maybe it's because all seven of us are together now.
:Dennis: Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
:[magic noises]
:Tobias: I'm going with not a good thing!
:[transformation noises]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Now everyone will recognize I'm a real star!
:[patrons screaming]
:Susanti: [voiceover] Okay, first things first. I need to get that mirror away from her.
:[patrons frightened]
:[paparazzi clamoring]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Want Mommy to take our picture together?
:[splat!]
:Petrovburg kids: [scream and cry]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Mmwah! Mmwah!
:Lucinta Putra: [screams]
:Susanti: [struggles]
:[crack]
:[cracking]
:Martin: The Aulia-infected mirror is breaking!
:Luna: Ho! If Susanti doesn't find a way to get us out of here soon, I don't know what's gonna happen!
:Martin: Susanti, I hope you know what you're doing.
:[]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Give that back!
:Susanti: No way! This mirror is nothing but trouble because it contains Aulia's curse magic. You have to realize that!
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: What I realize is that you are just like those Friheten guys! I wish you'd join them!
:Susanti: Eh... Phew! Looks like you can't make that wish unless you're the one holding the mirror! Whoa!
:[cracks]
:[]
:Vincent: [whimpers]
:[cracking]
:[]
:Susanti: I wish Luna and his friends would come back!
:[crack!]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: [laughs] Looks like you can't use it, either!
:Jerry and Susanti: [growl and struggle]
:[patrons yelling]
:Susanti: [whimpering]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Give it back to me!
:Susanti: But, Luna and his friends are trapped in there!
:["Dance Flares" playing]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Your friends stole my one chance at being famous! [growls]
:[]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [whimpering]
:Dennis: Whoa—
:Luna: [whimpering, gentleman-voiced screams]
:Celestia: Luna!!!
:[magic sounds]
:[]
:Susanti: Is fame really what you're after or are you looking for something else?
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Like what?!
:Susanti: Like... a friend?
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Who would want to be my friend?
:Susanti: I would.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Why?
:Susanti: Because I understand you, Jerry. You think getting revenge is going to make you feel better, but it's not! Please, don't make a mistake that you'll end up regretting for the rest of your life.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I've already made too many mistakes. What I've done is... is... unforgivable.
:Susanti: No way, Jerry! I feel sure for the sake of Luna. He'll forgive you, even his friends will. But first, you have to set them free!
:[]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [screaming]
:[emotional music]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I... I wish I could make up for my mistakes.
:[magic sounds]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [screaming]
:[magic sounds]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [screaming]
:[thud!]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [relieved conversation]
:Martin: Susanti! We did it!
:[patrons conversing]
:Susanti: So much for laying low.
:Martin: I hope that Mr. President Diana would understand.
:[sad harp music]
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: I'm so sorry, Prince Luna...
:Luna: It's okay, princess. We've all been there.
:Jerry the Starlight Glimmer: Really?
:Martin: Manipulated an entire country into giving up their talents so they wouldn't think they were special.
:Luna: Overpowered by her curse magic, Princess Aulia couldn't control and created a rift between two republics, almost destroying both of them in the process.
:Martin: Turned an entire campus into the zombie army in hope that Princess Aulia can conquer this beloved country of ours.
:[beat]
:Celestia: Wow! We are a really forgiving community, guys!
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [laugh]
:Celestia and Jerry: [giggling and snorting]
:Susanti: [sighs] I'm so sad to leave. I haven't really had the chance to get to know all of you.
:Martin: Maybe you don't have to leave yet.
:[reading President Diana's message in her journal] Dear beautiful Princess Martin, some lessons are better learned in action, and the Friheten guys are great lecturers, even though I recognize that Luna is your great boyfriend as well as the future husband. As a reward, Susanti can help you, Luna, and the rest of the Friheten guys. Enjoy the premiere!
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [cheering and laughing]
:Susanti: Huh. Think you can focus on the positive, Luna?
:Luna: Whatever happens is gonna happen, Susanti. I've just gotta live at the moment, right?
:Susanti: Right.
:Susanti, Jerry, Martin, Luna, and the rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [giggle]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Magical Mirror Flares
Category:LMB transcripts