Big Man

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT: BIG MAN resembles a US millitary artillery piece in appearance, with a large humanlike forearm and hand partially replacing the "barrel". Subject is commonly found holding a clip-based handgun in scale to its body, though it is not directly physically attached. 
Subject is autonymous and able to move freely as a wheeled vehicle at maximum speeds of fifty miles per hour. Subject is also EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, and is not to be approached without GUFF-sanctioned Armored Engagement Vehicles/AEVs. All known personal shielding methods have been proven inadequate in testing, and the organization does not want to risk the sanctity of potential vulnerable subjects on this.
Subject will attack by firing at any object within range of its utilized firearm. Subject does not appear to have any limit on ammunition or any procedure for "reloading", and has been shown to fire at speeds well above the average human. Its accuracy is below the human average, but this should NOT be an excuse for carelessness when adjacent to the creature.
Subject can be sedated, as found by Doctor Susans by virtue of blatant violation of engagement protocol. All punitive measures were waived for this singular instance by virtue of its utility, but personnel are advised to avoid further violations. All further sedations are required to utilize AEVs equipped with the D.A.R.T. System, and are allowed for three hours before dis-engagement.
Upon sedation and inspection, subject was found to be 90% organic in composition, with metallic components laced throughout the body. Tissues adjacent to the hand are generally of greater malleability, demonstrated to allow for piercing with a hand-held medical syringe as Susans demonstrated (Again, in blatant violation of protocol). Tissue samples are currently under study, but preliminary results indicate an anatomy similar to [REDACTED].
The gun may be taken from the creature while sedated. If this is done, upon waking the creature will momentarily panic. Within an hour it will resume typical operations pointing its digits as if it were a 'finger gun," complete with miming recoil. If target does not retreat, it will immediately attempt to drive close to target and crush it with its bare digits. DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT WHEN IT IS IN THIS STATE, EVEN IN AN AEV, RETREAT AT ALL COSTS.
The creature will regenerate a gun within approximately a week, growing beneath the skin of the "palm". If a firearm of alternate composition is placed within its palm while it is under sedation, it will fuse with the "skin" and the grown firearm will maintain characteristics of the utilized firearm. See file 1-B for further information.
Retrieved firearms are currently under review/comparison with similar organic-firearm specimens for classification as Subjects, incubated by Subject: [REDACTED] due to incident regarding tissue necrosis and explosive [REDACTED] relating to Subject: [REDACTED]
Subject is contained in a large grassy area in our faculty dedicated to non-aerial living weapons . Subject does not appear to "eat" but appears to increase in sluggishness if it has not perforated any organic  tissues containing blood, so 1-to-3 pig carcasses must be placed in the enclosure by an AEV per month.
== Author Commentary ==
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