Kowabunga, Dude!

"Kowbunga, Dude!" is the 3rd song of the band's debut EP, Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist!.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Verse 1]
So tasty, I made some popcorn from scratch
And now it's time to sit down and watch some T.V.!
Flip through the channels, find nothing
Resort to find a new show on, Netflix!
The source of my life's inspiration
Doctor Who and Sherlock and American Horror Story, Even The Walking Dead
I see those zombies when will they ever end?
You'd think they'd have run out food by now
Oh, No! the series has ended
What the fuck do I do with my life now
The series was cancelled I just want 1 more episode
I finally found my life's purpose
So I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!
Let's fix this shit for real
I won't take no for an answer
Let's get our show back now!
[Chorus]
Chorus about how life isn't fair
Why can't the world revolve around me?
I can't take anymore
Fulfil my selfish fantasies
(Or I'll shoot you in the face)
[Verse 2]
This is a crime of passion
My passion for what was taken
Just like firefly didn't have to die
Even the movie left room for another series
So I'm so angry!
This was such a good series!
One of the best shows on TV!
How dare they take it away from me
And so I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!
Let's fix this shit for real
I won't take no for an answer
Let's get our show back now!
[Chorus]
Chorus about how life isn't fair
Why can't the world revolve around me?
I can't take anymore
Fulfil my selfish fantasies
(Or I'll shoot you in the face)
[Bridge]
Why, Firefly, why?
Create a show this good just to kill it?
It never has it's chance to shine
And now hundereds will die
Many shots to the face
Obliterate, annihilate!
Bring it back you motherfuckers
Bring it back please and thank you
Many shots to the face
Obliterate, annihilate!
Bring it back you motherfuckers
Bring it back please and thank you
[Outro]
Hello Mr. Police man
No this is not a shotgun in my hand
What you mean, arrested for murder?
Arrested for murder...
Hello Mr. Police man
No this is not a shotgun in my hand
What you mean, arrested for murder?
Arrested for murder...