Anakin Skywalker versus Neo

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Anakin Skywalker versus Neo is the first battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the first battle overall. The connection between the characters is that they are all Chosen Ones.
Link to the battle on Souncloud: Anakin vs Neo
Link to the Remastered Battle on Youtube: Anakin vs Neo Remastered
==Cast==
MaNCHA as Neo and Anakin Skywalker
Pool as Anakin Skywalker (Remaster)
ZombieLicker as Harry Potter
Beat by Booteatz
Released on March 29, 2013
==Lyrics==
Neo:Hi you little bitch, welcome to the MatrixIn here the force is lame compared to our leet tricksYo Momma's so fat, she looks just like JabbaMy disses are hot, they flow and burn like lavaYou think that you're tough, talking your smack?Ha! you were a slave before you even turned black!You're a little boy who couldnt get what he wanted and turnedIf you weren't such a jerk maybe you'd see power has to be earned
Anakin:Mr. Anderson. Welcome to your own personal hell.You're a loser, a dumbass, and hot damn, you smell.You died at the end of the Matrix. How sad.Bet you wished for that blue pill, you stupid old cad.What if I told you to suck my damn ass?In the rap world I'm a motherfucking Boss NassYou don't stand a chance, boy. I know kung fu!I finished Attack Of The Clones, I can sure as hell finish you!
Neo:You never knew your dad, guess that makes you a bastardI mean what's wrong with you, you even tried to kill your own master?Now use the force to grasp this situationYou need to calm down with all this aggravation
Anakin:You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with.A better opponent for me would have been Agent Smith.I knew not my dad, yes, but I'm glad I'M not your father.Go fuck a machine, you've become quite a bother.
Harry Potter:Gosh! Both your verses were like Revenge of the Shit!I'm now reloaded for revolution! Can't you see it?!Luke's not your child, I entered Padame's chamber of secretsAnd choosing a girl that ugly, Neo? I know I'd have regretsI'm the best Chosen One. I defeated a giant snake!Stopped dementors and death eaters, with many lives on stake!Expecto Patronum! Alakazam!I'll banish both your asses right to Azkaban!
==Rap Meanings==
Neo:The Matrix is the movie which Neo is from.Anakin uses the force. Leet, or 1337, means elite.Jabba the Hut is fat.Anakin was burned in lava which made him turn into Vader.generic lineAnakin was a slave before he turned into Vader.general linegeneric line
Anakin:Agent Smith refers to Neo by his surname, Anderson.generic lineNeo died at the end of The Matrix RevolutionsIn The Matrix Neo chooses a Red pill over a Blue pill to choose his destiny.generic lineBoss Nass is a character from Star Wars"I know kung fu" is a line and meme from The Matrixhe did and he can
Neo:self-explanatoryyeah sameUSE THE FORCEgeneric line
Anakin:Reference to Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.Smith is the main antagonist of The MatrixReference to LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.Machines are secondary antagonists in The Matrix.
Harry Potter:Revenge of the Sith. Shit. GET ITReloaded and Revolutions are the second and third Matrix movies.Luke's not your child, I entered Padame's chamber of secretsAnd choosing a girl that ugly, Neo? I know I'd have regretsI'm the best Chosen One. I defeated a giant snake!Stopped dementors and death eaters, with many lives on stake!Expecto Patronum! Alakazam!I'll banish both your asses right to Azkaban!
==Trivia==
*Pool was originally going to play Anakin for the original version, but he was unable to. MaNCHA plays Anakin and Neo in the original, and in the remastered version, Pool's Anakin.
*The original matchup was Harry Potter versus Anakin Skywalker with no third party.
*Another original matchup was Red and Blue (Pokemon) versus GLaDOS and Chell. This was scrapped and the characters were put in seperate battles.
*Harry was originally saying Avada Kedavra, Alakazam! in his second-to-last line.
==Battle Information==
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