Ristar 0

== Overview ==
Ristar 0 takes place before the original Ristar. You play as Feel, Ristar's genetic predecessor. Your goal is to collect all the sexually confused gemstones and to turn them into the Anti-Gayralds before Radical Red Ristar turns them into the Gayralds.
== Gameplay ==
Feel plays similarly to Ristar from Ristar, except instead of using his long arms, he uses his long nosehairs to grab enemies. He is also noticeably faster than Ristar, due to wearing Sonic's shoes.
== Plot ==
=== Opening Cutscene ===
The game opens with a 14 hour and 5 minute cutscene, the first 14 hours of which are of Feel doing is normal everyday routine. He wakes up at 8 am, eats his favorite cereal, Breakfast-O's, then goes to his 9-5 job at a retail market. At 1:37 pm, a particularly annoying customer is can't find any oranges, so Feel has to help her find some while dealing with her annoying attitude. At 9:05 pm, Feel goes home, takes a shower, and goes to bed at 10:00 pm.
The cutscene then transitions to Steve Jobs and Science Man. It is revealed that Feel is actually in a test tube, and his memories are being displayed on a TCL 40S325 40 Inch 1080p Smart LED Roku TV. The camera then pans to a series of test tubes, with "PROJECT RISTAR" labeled above them. Ristar, Grey Ristar, Grandpappy Ristar, and many other Ristars can be seen in the tubes. A pipe from Feel's tube connects to all the other tubes, with Feel's DNA flowing through the pipe to them.
Suddenly, a red Ristar can be seen burting through a wall, breaking the TCL 40S325 40 Inch 1080p Smart LED Roku TV.
Steve Jobs: Who are you?
Radical Red Ristar: I am Radical Red Ristar, one of the many Ristars you have created. In the future I used the Gayralds to gain the power to travel through time and also warp reality.
Science Man: What are the Gayralds?
Radical Red Ristar: You know them as the sexually confused gemstones. I traveled back in time to make sure they become the Gayralds and not the Anti-Gayralds. I must do this to make sure that Dark Ristar will kill Ristar and the timeline won't split.
Suddenly, Feel breaks out from his tube.
Radical Red Ristar: Oh no! It's the predecessor to the Ristars!
Radical Red Ristar flees the laboratory containing the Ristars, with Feel following him
After the first gemstone is collected
Radical Red Ristar: Hey give me that!
Feel: No.
Radical Red Ristar: Drat! I'll just get that one after I get the others.
After the third gemstone is collected
Radical Red Ristar: Stop taking all the sexually confused gemstones!
Feel: No.
Radical Red Ristar: Well I guess I'll have to fight you then.
After the Radical Red Ristar fight
Radical Red Ristar: Oh no you've taken the gemstone that I collected and now you have four of them.
Feel: Neato.
After all gemstones are collected
Science Guy: Good job, Feel! Now the sexually confused gemstones won't turn into the Gayralds!
Feel: Hey, didn't you kidnap me and steal my DNA to clone me a bunch of times?
Science Guy: Yeah lol.
Feel strangles Science Guy to death with his long nosehairs
Steve Jobs: Science Guy no!
Radical Red Ristar uses his reality warping abilities to appear
Radical Red Ristar: Now that you have all the sexually confused gemstones here, all I need to do is turn them into the Gayralds!
Steve Jobs: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do!
Steve Jobs takes out a science gun and shoots Radical Red Ristar with science
Radical Red Ristar: Oh no, science! My one weakness!
Steve Jobs: Hurry, Feel! Turn the sexually confused gemstones into the Anti-Gayralds!
Feel: How?
Steve Jobs: I gave you reality warping powers while you were in the test tube!
Feel: It would've been really useful to know that before now.
Steve Jobs: Yeah sorry about that.
Feel: I wouldn't have to fight that giant robot furry, or that sentient bush, or that tiny living planet.
Steve Jobs: Hey, I said I'm sorry.
Radical Red Ristar: Ha! I turned the sexually confused gemstones into the Gayralds!
Feel: No, I turned them into the Anti-Gayralds.
It is shown that the sexually confused gemstones split into both the Gayralds and the Anti-Gayralds
Radical Red Ristar: No! Now the timeline will split once Ristar is killed! I have failed!
Radical Red Ristar time travels away
Feel: Hey come back here!
Feel time travels away
Steve Jobs: Science Guy is dead.
The laboratory containing all the Ristars explodes for some unknown reason, sending the Ristars all throughout the multiverse
Steve Jobs: I guess I'll go gather the crystal shards to continue doing science stuff. Hopefully I don't accidentally throw them at people making dark versions of them, ultimately leading to my own death.
Fade to black
== Post-Game Content ==
After you finish the game, you can play as Sunglasses Ristar, who is like Ristar, except he is too cool for school. Beating the game with Sunglasses Ristar reveals that the sexually confused gemstones weren't split by Radical Red Ristar and Feel's combined reality warping abilities, but actually the superior reality warping abilities of Sunglasses Ristar, who then makes the explosion that sends the Ristars throughout the multiverse.
After beating the game as Sunglasses Ristar, you can play as The Gamer, the personification of the player. The Gamer plays similar to Feel, except, by using the advanced body scanning technology of the Cuisinart Compact Stainless 4-Slice Toaster, makes The Gamer look exactly like you. The Gamer becomes Feel's sidekick, and you play the game with an advanced AI playing as Feel. Beating the game as The Gamer unlocks a secret cutscene that shows that Radical Red Ristar and Feel continued to fight until the timeline split, causing Radical Red Ristar to go to the universe where Ristar died, and Feel going to the universe where Ristar survived.
== Trivia ==
* Sunglasses Ristar is speculated to be Ristar from the future who attained the power of coolness, but it is just speculation.
* Steve Jobs and Science Guy are hinted at to be lovers, but this contradicts Dark Ristar calling Steve Jobs a hetero in Ristar 2: And the Crystal Shards. This could be because Dark Ristar didn't know Steve Jobs was gay, but this is unlikely as Dark Steve Jobs is shown to be gay in the same game.
* Radical Red Ristar is never seen in the second universe after he was sent there, but it is possible he used his reality warping abilities to escape to the first universe before he could make an appearance
* A tiny planet boss is mentioned by Feel in the final cutscene, even though the spaceyland level had a giant tentacle monster boss. It is possible that it used to be a tiny planet, but it was changed later into development.
* The canonicity of The Gamer is unknown.
* The canonicity of Sunglasses Ristar is also unknown, but is widely regarded as canon
* It is unknown which Ristars were created from Feel's DNA and which ones were created through other methods.
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