WotW: Week 39

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Weak of the Week: Week 39 	Weak of the Week: Week 39
 	
009 Lives 	009 Lives
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
...Oh god...why? There are puns...then there's this. This is the stupidest name ever. It reminds me of some crappy Disney parody character like Darkwing Duck or some other horrible 1990s kids show. The 90s are definitely involved in this atrocity in some way. A pun of such magnitude used with such blatant disregard for human safety could only be unleashed by a kid who grew up in the 1990s. This could only be the product of the nostalgic pre-pubescent fantasies of a kid who watched S.W.A.T. Kats or Tiny Toons then played Goldeneye for N64 way too much.There is no other logical explanation for such a crime against humanity. I don't know if it was a...sexual fantasy, but when you're dealing with someone on the internet and an anthropomorphic cartoon animal of some kind...it's a guarantee. There is no middle ground here: this guy is touching himself while looking at this crappy peen. Just let that image sink in. Now you know the horror's I have to endure to provide you with a new Weak of the Week.009 Lives...Yup, that's a pun all right, no doubt about that. Throwing this weak character in would be the only way to make View to a Kill any worse than it all ready is. I can just imagine all the disgusting cat-themed yiff-puns now. I will spare you the examples. What is it with all these bad licensed character knock-offs lately? I swear every Weak of the Week entry is just the same thing now! First Ernest, then Blkvegeta, now a Furry James Bond?! These people are such corporate sellouts void of imagination that I'm starting to miss the SODLAG and Doomsday Brigade goons.Ok. I take that back.	...Oh god...why? There are puns...then there's this. This is the stupidest name ever. It reminds me of some crappy Disney parody character like Darkwing Duck or some other horrible 1990s kids show. The 90s are definitely involved in this atrocity in some way. A pun of such magnitude used with such blatant disregard for human safety could only be unleashed by a kid who grew up in the 1990s. This could only be the product of the nostalgic pre-pubescent fantasies of a kid who watched S.W.A.T. Kats or Tiny Toons then played Goldeneye for N64 way too much.There is no other logical explanation for such a crime against humanity. I don't know if it was a...sexual fantasy, but when you're dealing with someone on the internet and an anthropomorphic cartoon animal of some kind...it's a guarantee. There is no middle ground here: this guy is touching himself while looking at this crappy peen. Just let that image sink in. Now you know the horror's I have to endure to provide you with a new Weak of the Week.009 Lives...Yup, that's a pun all right, no doubt about that. Throwing this weak character in would be the only way to make View to a Kill any worse than it all ready is. I can just imagine all the disgusting cat-themed yiff-puns now. I will spare you the examples. What is it with all these bad licensed character knock-offs lately? I swear every Weak of the Week entry is just the same thing now! First Ernest, then Blkvegeta, now a Furry James Bond?! These people are such corporate sellouts void of imagination that I'm starting to miss the SODLAG and Doomsday Brigade goons.Ok. I take that back.
Offences 	Offences
• Licensed Character• Furry• Superhero in Pants• Pervert (Oh come on, you know he is)• Pun Name 	• Licensed Character• Furry• Superhero in Pants• Pervert (Oh come on, you know he is)• Pun Name
How to Improve 	How to Improve
This an even worse 007 parody than James Pond. Do you realize what this means, Weak of the Week winner? You made a character more lame than one created by Electronic Arts! I didn't even think that was possible! 	This an even worse 007 parody than James Pond. Do you realize what this means, Weak of the Week winner? You made a character more lame than one created by Electronic Arts! I didn't even think that was possible!
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