Hoopla in the House

4th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
== Transcript ==
[Hoopla is in his car, playing Candy Crush on his phone]
Hoopla: HOOPLA! I JUST BEAT LEVEL 1000! Now did I beat the game?... Nope, still another 10 thousand. COME ON!
[His phone alarm goes off]
Hoopla: Looks like it’s fancy restaurant time. HOOPLA!
[He gets out of his car and walks into the fancy restaurant]
Receptionist: Hello, how may I help you?
Hoopla: I’d like a table please.
Receptionist: Sorry, but all the tables are full right now. You’re now on the waiting list.
Hoopla: o. HOOPLA SAYS HE NEEDS A TABLE NOW!
Receptionist: Shut the hecc up and sit the hecc down
Hoopla: Hey, watch your langwing!
Receptionist: No u
Hoopla: No w
Receptionist: Just sit down before I kick you out.
Hoopla: Fine.
Receptionist: Wait, wasn’t he already kicked out? Eh, screw continuity!
[He sits down on a nearby bench next to a family of twelve]
Lincoln: Why can’t we go to someplace better, like Wendy’s?
Rita: Because, Lincoln, we need to learn how to be civilized. Besides, that stuff is bad for you.
Lana: Aw, screw that! [gets up] I’m going to Wendy’s myself!
Lincoln and Lola: Me too!
Hoopla: I’m staying.
Lola: Shut up, green thing!
Hoopla: It’s HOOOOOPPLLLAAAAA!!! [he gets slapped by Lola]
Random person: Since when did cartoon crossovers happen over here?
Random person 2: They happen all the time now, it’s normal.
Random person: Oh.
Other random person: Ho ho ho! Merry Christler!
Hoopla: But it’s not even Christmas! Or Christler!
Other random person: Well this episode comes out in december, so we gotta have some Christmas themes. HOHOHOHOHOOOHOO!
Hoopla: HOHOHOHOHOHOOPLA! Also it’s actually coming out on Thanksgiving. SURPRISE!
Other random person: ...damn it.
Hoopla: HEY NO CURSES!
Other random person: sorry mate
Receptionist: DO WE HAVE A…[tries to read paper] HooplaIsGreat23?
Hoopla: Oh boy! That’s me!
Receptionist: Your table is ready, weirdo.
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Receptionist: [cringes] Please tell me you don’t say that all the time.
Hoopla: It’s in my blood, of course I do that. H O O P L A!
Receptionist: Ughh…
[Hoopla goes over to his table. A waiter then approaches his table with a menu in hand]
Waiter: Hello there, how may I help you today? Oh yes, and don’t forget your coloring book! [passes a coloring book to Hoopla]
Hoopla: Thanks! Also it’s colours, I’m british.
Waiter: o. Anyway, what would you like to order?
Hoopla: I’d like a lot of H O O P L A
Waiter: I mean something we can actually physically give you.
Hoopla: Uhhh….. [goes brain dead]
Waiter: Not again. [snaps fingers and Hoopla wakes up]
Hoopla: I’d like the meat lover’s Krabby Patty please.
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don’t server Krabby Patties here anymore.
Hoopla: Dangit. Do you have a meat lover’s pizza?
Waiter: No.
Hoopla: Meat lover’s maggots?
Waiter: Ew, no. Heck no.
Hoopla: What would you recommend?
Waiter: To get outta here.
Hoopla: i’m serious
Waiter: Then, um… get a triple deluxe cheeseburger.
Hoopla: I’ll have that along with the fries.
Waiter: Okay then… that took way too long, even for an imbecile like him…
Hoopla: I HEARD THAT
Waiter: o
[The waiter goes to tell all the cooks what to cook]
Hoopla: Now let’s play the waiting game.
2 hours later…
Hoopla: Still waiting
3 months later…
Hoopla: yawn
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.
Hoopla: [ded]
Waiter: Your food is now here, sir.
Hoopla: WHAT! Oh, uh, how long has this been here for?
Waiter: One minute after you first ordered.
Hoopla: Well [dolphin noise]!
Waiter: Don’t worry, we’ve been heating it up.
Hoopla: Good.
Waiter: Enjoy, I guess.
Hoopla: Wooooooooo! Hoopla!
Waiter: Ugh..
Hoopla: Time to dig in! [bites into the cheeseburger]
Hoopla: Is this made of...sand?
Waiter: Yes.
Hoopla: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A REFERENCE TO SPONGEBOB YOU’RE FIRED!
Waiter: That’s from Goodbye, Krabby Patty. If you’re going to accuse me of that, at least get the episode right mate
Hoopla: Why did you say mate!
Waiter: I thought you were British.
Hoopla: Oh yeah. 
Hoopla: So uh, now what. Oh yeah I forgot about the sand thing. Now then… I’M GONNA SUE YOUR RESTAURANT!
Waiter: No you won’t. [presses a button on his belt and Hoopla falls down a pit underneath his table]
Hoopla: HOOPLAAAAAAAAAA…. [falls into a pool]
Lifeguard: I SAID NO CANNONBALLS!
Hoopla: Shaddap
Lifeguard: u wot
Hoopla: Eh I don’t care anymore. I’m leaving.
Lifeguard: This hotel?
Hoopla: No. This hotel is great. But this pool has some dumb rules. And why is it indoors again.
Lifeguard: DON’T ASK QUESTIONS!
Hoopla: fine [leaves and goes back into his room]
Zoopla: Hoopla, dinner time!
Hoopla: Oh no, dinner time! What to do now?
???: Phssh, Come to the camp central near the ocean at 12:00 AM tonight.
Hoopla: Hmm...Stranger Danger...Eh! Who cares! I’ll do it!
???: GOOD! MHHAHAHAHAUAUAAHAH! ALPOO- Oh I mean...MHAUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hoopla: Ooh are you trying out for a villain in the hotel play? Oh what’s it called...The, The Laugher King? Yes, that’s right. Based off that movie created by Grisney. The company that it’s G looks like a D.
???: No, just, just come. Ok?
Hoopla: yee
[end]
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