Archaeologists Anonymous

The (very) old and reputable organization of Æ.A. While they do offer a 12-step program, 10 of them have been lost to antiquity, one's authenticity has been hotly debated for years, and the last one has yet to be deciphered from a partial inscription found on an ancient archaeologist's hat and bullwhip that was preserved after being crushed by an enormous boulder.
NPCs:
*Sir Archibald Dirtypants
Location:
*Trainwreck
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