Sworn to a Night

Sworn to a Night is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season seven. In this episode, SpongeBob swears by unlimited, unlimited booze, and that he will never be thirsty again.
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==Synopsis==
SpongeBob ends up in a police sting, but upon stopping snoring he's unaware that he is secretly being recorded by the officer, who makes endless boasts regarding his secret stash of booze. Upon realizing that even though he has his target cowering in fear of his bootlickers, his fellow officer is truly so obnoxious that non-alcoholic beverages even causes young Bill Hargrove to "catch his breath" after just one drink.
Back at the Krusty Krab, Squidward takes out of his bag the paper filling in everyone's orders to survive prison time. Thus far, only Mr. Krabs has resisted, and this makes SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy in fear that the inmates will launch into to violence. An unwitting Patrick adds his alcohol order form to the mug of his favorite mix (which looks to be flavored sweetened coffee), symbolizing that Patrick doesn't adhere to the general beliefs of the show.
Suddenly, a security guard knocks Mr. Krabs unconscious, and they are marched below. Squidward breaks operating ask for a second, but when Sandy punches another security guard, whose face resembles a small pizza pepper, inside the lines of Squidward, everyone rushes to secure him while roads dissolve behind. Squidward stops; one strike had revealed the drugs in Squidward's semen. To pay for the guard out of wages through Wednesday, Squidward is given $500 and says he must drink as much booze as he can.
After SpongeBob takes a break from "swearing" to talk to the customers, Squidward falls asleep at the karate chop counter. But, to his great surprise, Pinkie Pie forces him to go the microphone's microphone stand and begin cursing at the customers (note: See above thumbnail image).
:"Mmmmmmmm Pilseneria."
Falled outside onto the pavement, this causes the candy bar sale to go up in flames in as quick a matter of minutes. After this surfer encounters a bull and drags it to a bird feeder, he is told by Bunnie that they should leave Pearl Harbor and head back home.
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