Ida Smeaton

a humanoid goat with fire magic, Ida Smeaton was a prospector who staked a claim in the Piozzi mineral strip outside of Kihf Fasti. She found gold on her land claim in Vermillion, so she invited miners to come collect it... for a fee. Sure, they were living in tents, but why was that her problem? This is a good change for the Kihf Fastians, who can now instead of being criminals can mine the coal, gold, silver, and orichalcum. She has a newspaper framed on her wall that says the Piozzi reservation is, "Piozzi Mineral Strip Restored to Public Domain!" and says, "A government inspection has found that the land is rich in gold, copper, silver, and aurichalcum!" Ida says that this newspaper changed her life, which is why she framed it. Episode: A Miner Problem.
Savvy investor. Decisive. Mega-wealthy. Former prospector. Land owner. Mine operator. Doesn’t give two shits about poor people. A goat person. Has been richer than she knows what to do with for basically a decade now. Owns this town, but doesn’t like the people in it. They either fear or hate her, and they all know her. It’s been hard to date in this environment. She was thinking of moving away, maybe to Jishoap. But she likes this arid environment and the tall things around her are comforting, what can she say. If only she could meet a nice guy… or two, who wouldn’t already know her as evil mine owner Ida, and have prejudices against her just because in the past she didn’t treat her workers super well. She’s made strides on that recently, so they’ve stopped yapping at her. But even though they’re not complaining about ‘worker safety’ or that nonsense, none of them want to date her… and her mansion is too quiet and her sibling’s children, her nieces and nephews, are making her jealous. She wants a family and she wants one now, and she’ll be darned if anything is going to stand in her way. She’s Ida Smeaton, goshdarnit.
She’s raising a family with both Hans and Clark. They and their four chlidren live at 97226 Rupanyup St. 
Epilogue of Sons of Anarcrud: Ida’s children are a little boy elf-satyr, a little girl elf-satyr, a little boy orc-satyr, and a little full goat baby girl who is parthenogenically exactly like her mama. The children are all healthy little bundles of joy. Hans has finally found his calling. He loves the children, and is their primary caretaker as a stay at home father. Hans writes his children fun poetry. If you, listener, have never read Where the Sidewalk Ends or A Light in the Attic or Falling Up, books by Shel Silverstein, to your children, check them out. Kids love the fun poems. Hans finally finds meaning in his life, publishing books of children’s poems. His poetry brings joy to children all across the country of Guaso. As for the others. Clark, an orc chef you may remember from the episode Missives From A Corpse, was looking for a place to call home. A family that actually loved one another. People who genuinely cared about one another. The energy and laughter of a few small children, running full speed, playing and having fun. Now this, is a home to come home to, thought Clark. The family, albeit a bit unusual in its structure, of Ida the rich mine owner, Clark the private chef, and Hans the poet, raise their children happily for many years to come. The End. 
Adventures: 
A Miner Problem
Sons of Anarcrud
Category:Characters