SBFW: Finding Bigfoot/Characters - Season 2

This page contains spoilers for SBFW: Finding Bigfoot, and it is recommended you read the series before this page.
This is a list of characters who appear in the second season of the 2021 spin-off, SBFW: Finding Bigfoot, created by TheJasbre202 and JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway. See the page for the first season also, as it will provide background information on some major characters. 
==Major characters==
===Adam Walker===
Adam Walker is a British vampire who moved to the city of bloons in the first season. His backstory is detailed in the character list for said season. He mirrors the Shakespearean character of .
===="The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud"====
Adam is the first character to speak in the second season, expressing his confusion at the . He then goes to a zoo with Jew Wario and Sex Edward, who get into an altercation that Adam seems disappointed by. He later has a coffee with Jew Wario, who reveals his schemes to expose the mayor, Mr. Renaud, as a pedophile to the rest of bloons. Adam, after some convincing, agrees to help his friend.
===="To Bloons or Not to Bloons"====
Adam takes part in Jew Wario's scheme wherein he pretends to be an elderly woman burgled and attacked by a thief, played by Jew Wario. He then hesitantly helps Jew Wario in telling Bigfoot about Mr. Gus being a homosexual pedophile. However, Adam then tries to get Bigfoot to calm down, to no avail.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
Adam attends Adam Sandler's funeral in .
===="All the World's a Stage"====
After sitting much of the second season out, Adam Walker appears as the host who presents the Conner Malarky musical. His hosting skills are formal, and he introduces the audience as well as speaking during the intermission and as the play ends. He is not revealed as a host until the end.
===Jew Wario===
Jew Wario is a impersonator, presumed to be Italian-American and originally from New York. He mirrors the Shakespearean character of , holding a high-status role in the society of bloons. Due to this, he has a rivalry with Mr. Renaud's second-in-command, Sex Edward.
====Prior to the series====
Whilst Jew Wario is an enigmatic character, it is clear through the series that he struggles to truly become a Wario impersonator because he is too evidently Jewish and of Italian descent, which makes his character not very convincing. This is furthered by his alcoholism. He also struggles with his Jewish faith and partially rejects the religion's values. In real life, Jew Wario was the former stage name of deceased YouTuber Justin Carmichael, whom the character is very loosely based on.
===="The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud"====
Jew Wario gets into an altercation with Sex Edward about authenticity in a zoo, which leads to a bruised and discontent Jew Wario venting to Adam over coffee. Jew Wario reveals that he is jealous about Sex Edward's position, believing that he is only being hired because of his profession as a proctologist.
===="To Bloons or Not to Bloons"====
Jew Wario devises his villainous scheme for the first time in this episode, hoaxing Bigfoot by playing a thief burgling an elderly woman (portrayed by Adam), before telling him about Mr. Gus' relationship with Mr. Renaud.
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Jew Wario is absent from the emergency COBRA meetings organised by the bloons military, which does not seem to bother Renaud, Gus, Edward or even Adam Sandler. Instead, he travels to to get there before everyone else. In , he celebrates with the rest of the military and complains about Sex Edward to Sandler, convincing him to duel with each other.
===="Bloonus Andronicus"====
Jew Wario hosts the rowdy rap battle between Sex Edward and Adam Sandler, and he prompts or ignores most of the violence, claiming that Sandler's death is "all fate". Despite his role in Sandler's murder, he does not interfere or speak up when Renaud arrives.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
Jew Wario reluctantly attends the funeral of Adam Sandler, and uses his time there to sit next to Renaud and convince him that Mr. Gus is having an affair with Sex Edward, speculating that this is why both are absent from the funeral. Jew Wario later arrives at Renaud's apartment to insult him and provide a newspaper. At one point, Renaud calls him "Mr. Jewish", implying that his name is Wario Jewish, but weird nicknames are common in the series.
===="The Merchant of Bloons"====
Jew Wario impersonates a doctor in , attending to a suicidal and hopeless Mr. Renaud. Jew Wario made sure that Renaud was placed in a children's hospital, but expresses dismay with Renaud's subsequent delusion.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC
===="All the World's a Stage"====
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===Sex Edward===
Dr. Sex Edward, formerly George, was a proctologist who also worked as part of the military of bloons. He mirrors the Shakespearean character of , though what didn't happen in Othello is how he ended his career as a stand-up comedian after murdering Adam Sandler.
====Prior to the series====
Dr. Sex Edward is established as having tense relationships with Jew Wario and other residents of bloons, but is trusted by Mr. Renaud. In the Effed Up Movie "The Monkey of the Day", it is revealed that as a student, he had a homosexual pet lemur named Mr. LemurPants.
===="The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud"====
Sex Edward gets into an altercation with Jew Wario at the bloons zoo, after he drunkenly deadnames Sex Edward. It is assumed that he goes to the hospital due to injuries he experiences during this fight.
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Edward is present during the emergency COBRA meeting held by the bloons military, appearing to be conversational with Adam Sandler as well as loyal to Renaud. He later travels to with the rest of the military.
===="Bloonus Andronicus"====
Sex Edward has a major role in this episode, being involved in a rap battle with Adam Sandler that turns deadly. He brags about having had an affair with Sandler's wife, and is the first of the two to take it seriously when he tells Sandler that he hopes he kills himself. It is likely that all of the military is drunk, and his reckless alcoholism mirrors Cassio's in the original Othello. He also provokes Sandler after he previously threatens him, leading him to attack Sandler in the stomach and pick up Sandler's own knife, which Edward uses against him after Sandler begs for mercy. Edward gruesomely murders Sandler with the knife, yet none of the military interferes, in fear of the same consequences. He threatens the rest of the military and boasts before Renaud enters and he cowardly hides the knife behind his back.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
He is suspiciously absent from Adam Sandler's funeral.
===="All That Glitters is Not Bloons"====
Sex Edward reappears as a failing stand-up comedian in . His offensive, conservative-leaning jokes about minorities do not strike a chord with Brazilian audiences because they are more progressive than those in bloons. However, the audience receives his confrontation with Mr. Krabs very positively, as he roasts Krabs before Krabs himself appears on stage and roasts him back. Sex Edward once again takes the roast too seriously and threatens to kill Krabs, though the revelation that he killed Adam Sandler makes him increasingly unpopular, due to Sandler's charity work in Rio. Eventually, before things can escalate, Edward and Krabs are both killed by Bigfoot.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC
===="All the World's a Stage"====
TBC
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Bigfoot is a surprisingly mellow mythical creature who resides in bloons and is the father of Mr. Gus, although their relationship is revealed to be quite distant.
===="To Bloons or Not to Bloons"====
Bigfoot is surprised by what appears to be a thief burgling an elderly woman, but is enraged when he discovers through Jew Wario and Adam that Mr. Gus has been in a relationship with Mr. Renaud, so much so that he starts destroying the city of bloons. It is in this episode where he first utters his catchphrase, "Hate the government, love the fucking dole".
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Bigfoot is destroying bloons for much of the episode, telling the suicidal Patrick Star to lick his asshole. This prompts Renaud to hold an emergency COBRA meetings, especially when Renaud hears of Bigfoot's plans to invade Brazil, although Gus believes that this is just to sell drugs. Bigfoot is pictured on a bus travelling to , though he is not present by the time that the bloons military arrive.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
During this episode, Bigfoot is pictured in a newspaper as being "on the loose" in Brazil.
===="All That Glitters is Not Bloons"====
Bigfoot appears briefly to destroy a comedy club's infrastructure in and kill the audience - alongside Sex Edward and Mr. Krabs - with one stomp of his foot.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC
===="All the World's a Stage"====
TBC
===Mr. Renaud===
Mr. Paul Renaud is the Mayor of bloons, although by the end of the series it is only de jure, as he becomes indoctrinated into the cult of Conner Malarky. He is also an expert at giving experiences to kids, and does so with his husband Mr. Gus. He mirrors the Shakespearean character of ... kind of.
===="The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud"====
In this episode, Adam and Jew Wario plot against Renaud, who only briefly appears to do cocaine.
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Mr. Renaud begins the episode by making tea for his husband, adding extra honey. Soon after, he organises an emergency COBRA meeting wherein the military of bloons decide to go on a peacekeeping mission to to prevent Bigfoot's invasion. He hugs Gus during this meeting, which seems to be to the dismay of Adam Sandler. Alongside the rest of the bloons military, Renaud arrives in and celebrates with his colleagues, although he seems to not be present during much of these celebrations.
===="Bloonus Andronicus"====
Whilst Renaud is not present for the rap battle, he arrives after Adam Sandler is murdered and mourns the death of his friend, breaking down and kneeling by Sandler's corpse and declaring that whoever committed the murder shall pay.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
Renaud attends Adam Sandler's funeral alongside most of the bloons military, sitting next to Jew Wario, who speculates regarding why Sex Edward and Mr. Gus are absent, coming to the conclusion that they may be having sex. Though he does not seem convinced, he still storms off, shocking the other funeral guests, and then appears dishevelled in his apartment in Brazil. He becomes incredibly sleep deprived, questioning why he was not good enough for Mr. Gus, even though the affair did not happen, claiming that Renaud introduced Gus to all kinds of schools. The self-conscious Renaud becomes even more distressed when Jew Wario enters, commanding him to no longer call him "m'lord". Renaud then sits down to read a newspaper delivered to him by Jew Wario that introduces him to Conner Malarky.
===="Bloons, Pursued by a Bear"====
A dishevelled Renaud appears in this episode, attending a rally in support of Conner Malarky. Renaud questions the followers and soon discovers that it is a cult of personality surrounding the religious figure. He is welcomed into the cult of Malarky by Conner Malarky himself. He then commits to the initiation ritual of Conner Malarky's religion, wherein Renaud, in a very revealing speedo, is persuaded by Conner Malarky and other cult members to dive into a pool, eat a and defecate the holy text and rearrange the shat-out scripture into the narrative constructed by the Cult of Malarky. Despite his hesitance, he is still enshrined into the cult, though refuses to admit Conner Malarky is the God of Cocks, claiming himself to be that deity. 
===="The Merchant of Bloons"====
Renaud is the main character in this episode. The disgraced Mayor desperately preaches the gospel of Conner Malarky to an Israeli businessman who seems not to care and feels insulted by Renaud, or simply annoyed by his pestering wearing homeless attire. Renaud takes comfort in being jumped on by children thinking that he is a plaything, before he is warned by , President of , about rockets being launched (presumably from ). The children run away in fear and he has no time to lament his loss before he is hit with a rocket and sent to a hospital, wherein he is attended to by Jew Wario. The increasingly delusional Renaud is hapless and existential, questioning if human beings can ever be happy before Jew Wario informs him that he is in a children's hospital. Being the pedophile that he is, this stops his suicidal ideation. Sadly, he also realises that he has no legs, though he compares this lack of limbs to Conner Malarky's and believes that as a result he must be a reincarnation, and should therefore take over Jerusalem. Despite this notion, he appears to be ignorant and disrespectful of as well as , the two major religions in the city.
===="All That Glitters is Not Bloons"====
Though Renaud does not appear, his pedophilia is a part of Sex Edward's unsuccessful comedy routine. It seems from the response that the population of Brazil received Renaud positively as a public figure.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
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===="All the World's a Stage"====
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===Mr. Gus===
Mr. Michael Marshal Breakfast Gusford, or just Mr. Gus, is part of the military of bloons and husband of his lover Mr. Renaud, and partly his partner-of-crime, although they become separated after Renaud is indoctrinated to the Malarky cult. 
===="To Bloons or Not to Bloons"====
Mr. Gus is mentioned several times as his father discovers his relationship with Mr. Renaud - due to Adam's dialogue, it is shown that Gus spends this episode's timespan in a school, presumably being a child predator.
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Mr. Gus has tea with his husbands before being present - and intimate - at a COBRA meeting alongside Renaud, Sex Edward and Adam Sandler, trying to reassure his husband. He later arrives at much like the rest of the bloons military.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
Gus does not attend Adam Sandler's funeral, and Jew Wario speculates that Gus is having an affair with Sex Edward, which does not seem to convince Renaud until he returns home and wonders what he did wrong.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC 
===="All the World's a Stage"====
TBC
===Conner Malarky===
Conner Malarky is a deity that formed a religion around certain biblical scriptures that He selected himself. It is very unclear whether Conner Malarky is actually a real person, mythical creature or really anything tangible, but He exists as a voice and as a hallucinatory orange fish that instructs Mr. Renaud, Bigfoot and other members of His cult. He claims to be "five Bibes old".
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
A newspaper in reports on Conner Malarky's incredibly large penis.
===="Bloons, Pursued by a Bear"====
Conner Malarky first appears in this episode, surrounded by the Cult of Malarky at a rally. He initiates Renaud in a grotesque ritual, in which He motivates Renaud to eat a Bible and defecate the scripture into the narrative He and His cult constructed. The omnipresent voice of Conner Malarky appears to be incredibly powerful in convincing people to do insane things, though it is fair to assume that Renaud is not exactly reasonable. At the end of the episode, despite Renaud's hesitance and mediocre performance, Conner Malarky still enshrines Renaud into the cult, as long as he admits that Conner Malarky "has so much sex" and "gets the hoes". Conner Malarky is met with protest when claiming that He is the God of Cocks, asking for Renaud to provide proof that he is instead the God of Cocks. Renaud unzips but it is unclear if they have sex or if Conner Malarky is proven wrong with the size of Renaud's penis, though Conner Malarky's penis is very oversized so this is doubtful.
===="The Merchant of Bloons"====
Whilst Conner Malarky Himself is not present in this episode, Renaud spends much of it trying to preach the Malarky doctrine in , and Renaud later comes to believes that he is Conner Malarky reincarnated.
===="All That Glitters is Not Bloons"====
Several flashbacks in this episode reveal Conner Malarky's backstory. As a young, non-deity, He travelled to to "take back the Holy Land" and is regarded as a God because of how on His way to , He saved children in from Kirkburn, who appears in the first season. 
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC
===="All the World's a Stage"====
TBC
===Joe Mama===
Josephine Mama, or just Joe Mama, is the main character of the first series and only appears in two episodes during the second season. Due to her extensive involvement in the series, she has her own page.
===Adam Sandler===
Adam Richard Sandler, in real life, is an actor, comedian and filmmaker, but in this series, he was part of the bloons military and a respected man due to his involvement in several charities.
====Prior to the series====
Sandler donated to a Children in Need charity through a stand-up comedy special and sent much of his bloons money downwards to impoverished countries, even building houses in . He also seems to have had at least some of his film career in the Bigfoot Cinematic Universe, or at least appeared in the film . Notably, he makes a cameo appearance in "Out with the Joe, in with the New".
===="A Midsummer's Night Bloons"====
Sandler first appears at the emergency COBRA meeting organised by Mr. Renaud, wherein he is shown to have some authority in the bloons military and be at least conversational with Sex Edward. Despite this, when at the bar in Rio with Jew Wario, expresses his grievances with Edward's perceived homosexuality (although this is never confirmed) and is convinced by Jew Wario to duel Edward in some form.
===="Bloonus Andronicus"====
Adam Sandler is murdered in this episode. He engages in a rap battle with Sex Edward, who insults the size of his penis. Sandler is provoked by Sex Edward's violent rhetoric, and increases the tension by brandishing a knife. However, Sex Edward does not back down and continues to injure Sandler, tackling him to the floor and threatening him with a knife. Despite begging for mercy, the drunken brawl turns into a murder scene as Sandler is killed by Sex Edward. Renaud mourns his death when he arrives.
===="Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons"====
Sandler's funeral takes place in this episode, which is attended by most of the bloons military as well as some other characters, showing that he was well respected.
===="All That Glitters is Not Bloons"====
Sex Edward is met with ire from Mr. Krabs when he disrespects Adam Sandler in his stand-up comedy in since Sandler donated to the city of Rio.
===="Bloons is Empty and All the Nonces Are Here"====
TBC
===="All the World's a Stage"====
TBC
==Other characters==
===Patrick Star===
For whatever reason, Patrick is in bloons when Bigfoot is destroying it, killing himself in "A Midsummer's Night Bloons" without even speaking a line of dialogue.
===Robert===
Robert, a goth friend of Joe Mama from the first season, is for whatever reason in the bloons military now, and appears to criticise Sex Edward's bars in the rap battle during "Bloonus Andronicus" for not being historically accurate. He then witnesses the death of Adam Sandler, and attends his funeral in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons".
===John.===
John. is the mascot of Box Productions and a pink giraffe who eventually joins the bloons military. He tries to prevent Adam Sandler's death in "Bloonus Andronicus" but is convinced not to interfere by Jew Wario. He later attends Sandler's funeral in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons".
===Reverend===
The unnamed reverend plays a major role in the first season. Although he dies in the first season, a hologram version appears in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons" to officiate Adam Sandler's funeral. The hologram uses text-to-speech software and at some point malfunctions, accidentally announcing that has died.
===Scott Mama===
Scott is Joe Mama's father, and has his own page for his appearances in the first season. In the second, he only appears once to attend Adam Sandler's funeral in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons".
===Joshua===
Joshua, or just Josh, is a friend of Joe Mama who appeared in the first season. He attends Adam Sandler's funeral in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons".
===Cult of Malarky===
Several members of a cult that follows Conner Malarky appear in "Bloons, Pursued by a Bear" to attend the Conner Malarky rally. They also help Mr. Renaud perform the initiation ritual, with the "instructor" being the only member with a line of dialogue. He misfires into his own chest when sending off the starting shot for the ritual. The surviving members of the cult chant motivating rhymes to help Renaud complete the ritual.
===Israeli Businessman===
An Israeli businessman appears in a rush in "The Merchant of Bloons", wherein he is harassed by Mr. Renaud. The businessman cares little for the Malarky doctrine, assuming Renaud to be a homosexual and branding him as a insurrectionist. 
===Israeli Children===
Two generations of Israeli children appear in the series, the first in "The Merchant of Bloons" wherein they jump on Mr. Renaud - to his pleasure - before running off in fear of being attacked by rockets. In a flashback in "All That Glitters is Not Bloons", a child in trembles in telling Conner Malarkey the way to , before revealing that he is scared of Kirkburn arriving at his school.
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In real life, Isaac Herzog is the current President of , during the episode's writing. In "The Merchant of Bloons", he appears to warn the Israeli population of rockets presumably coming from , commanding the population to hide in bunkers. He is branded as a corporate shill, promoting and in his warning, announcing that free wristbands will be given to anyone entering a bunker, before "shouting out" the state religion of . In reality, Herzog is less commercial, having been a career politician and working at a law firm.
===Mr. Krabs===
Notably, Mr. Krabs is the only character from the canon series to have coherent dialogue in the entire spin-off. In "All That Glitters is Not Bloons", he is angered by Sex Edward's unsuccessful stand-up comedy routine and gets roasted by Sex Edward. Furious with the failed comedian, Krabs jumps onto the stage and mirrors the by requesting Sex Edward keep his daughter Pearl's name out of his mouth. A back-and-forth leaves Krabs as the obvious winner since he reveals the good that Adam Sandler did for the community of , and Sex Edward inadvertently reveals that he is who killed Sandler. Ultimately, both he and Edward are killed by Bigfoot.
===Ms. Malarky===
TBC
===Audience Members===
There are several occurrences of an audience in this season. The first is the bloons military observing the rap battle in "Bloonus Andronicus", though most of them are established characters. An audience in a stand-up comedy special hosted by Sex Edward respond with mixed reception to his jokes in in "All That Glitters is Not Bloons" before being killed by Bigfoot, however the primary use of an audience is during Adam Walker's stage play in bloons that depicts the rest of the series' events in "All the World's a Stage", as they actually have dialogue. TBC
===Backing Vocalists===
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Ray plays an integral part in the first season, yet is not present in the second. He is mistakenly mentioned by the reverend in "Something's Rotten in the State of Bloons". TBC
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