Rick Wiles

See Also: The Rick Wiles Chronicles 
Rick Wiles is a 67-year-old manchild from the deep depths of Vero Beach, Florida, who has been arrested seven times for pedophilia. He is extremely demented, believes the earth is flat, and regularly talks to his feces as if it's human. A fourth-grade dropout, he left Florida for Bikini Bottom in search of a new life, despite having seven college degrees in laziness (how he obtained these degrees, we'll never know). Sometimes, he can be seen around Florida yelling at random people about how "the end is near." Don't get me started on his search engine (homophobia, racism, anti-Semitism, etc.). 
He is the second boyfriend of Steven Assanti in George Soros: The Series. His first appearance was in "The Ballad of Rick Wiles" where he had sex with Assanti. So far, he has no sexual interest in SpongeBob SquarePants, Ben Shapiro, or George Soros, but has been aroused by Mark Dice. 
In "Wiles Loves Dice," the two make out at The Krusty Krab. 
In his third appearance, "The Baby", he gives birth to Rick Wiles Jr. (Steven Assanti is the "mother" despite Wiles Jr. coming out of Wiles' anus.) 
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