Opening/Sailing to the New World (Oliviahontas Version)

(We open on a beautiful day in 1607 at a seaside port in London, England. At the port, a group of men in the form of the settlers are preparing to sail away on a ship called the Susan Constant, apparently to go to the new world. As they did, singing is heard)
Settlers: (Voice-over) In sixteen hundred seven
We sail the open sea
For glory, God, and gold
And the Virginia Company
For the New World is like heaven
And we'll all be rich and free
Or so we have been told
By the Virginia Company
So we have been told
By the Virginia Company
(Among the crew of settlers saying goodbye to their families is a 13 year old boy with short black spiky hair, brown eyes, and is wearing a red and white striped baseball cap with a dark teal green symbol on the front and a red bill, a dark teal green short-sleeved shirt underneath a blue and white short-sleeved jacket with yellow lining, light green fingerless gloves with a mint green rim, light blue denim jeans with the ankle rims rolled up, a brown belt with a silver buckle, white socks, and red, white, and blue converse shoes. He is Ash Ketchum. He is now bidding his wife, May, and her little brother, Max, goodbye, and she gave him a gold locket with their picture inside, which he accepted. Then they bade each other a silent goodbye again by kissing on the lips)
Settlers: (Voice-over) For glory, God, and gold
And the Virginia Company
(Then Ash boarded the Susan Constant and met up with three male mutants. The first male mutant is a male half dingo, half crocodile mutant with brown fur, brown eyes, a pig-like nose, sharp teeth, cream markings at the muzzle, chest, stomach, palms, toes, and undersides of his arms, a long, thick, tapering, green tail with a yellow underside and green spikes, triangular ears with cream ear innards, and wearing tan pants and sometimes carried a flamethrower. He is Dingodile. The second male mutant is a muscular male Tasmanian tiger mutant with orange fur, yellow eyes, a big black nose, thick blackish- brown eyebrows, tan markings at the muzzle, chest, and stomach, sharp white teeth, pointed white claws, triangular ears, a brown tuft on his long tail, brown stripes on his back fur, and wearing a gold gladiator helmet, a gold armored arm gauntlet on his right arm, brown shoulder pads with silver spikes, silver metal bracelets, a brown suspender belt around the torso, a green leopard-spotted loincloth, and red and white converse shoes, and sometimes carried a gold trident. He is Tiny Tiger, Dingodile’s best friend and partner. And the last male mutant is a muscular male mutant alligator with green scales, yellow eyes, and wearing a red cowboy hat with a brown rim around it, a brown tattered vest, brown tape-like wristbands, a dark brown belt, dark blue pants on light red suspenders, and dark blue boots, and his weapons are a silver hand cannon, and two lobsters and a bear trap attached to his belt. He is Leatherhead, Dingodile and Tiny’s best friend and partner. Suddenly, they and the settlers saw, to their surprise and happiness, a male figure approach the Susan Constant, ready to board. The figure is a male 7 year old anthro mouse with brown fur with a flesh-tone colored face, curvy ears with pink interiors, a pink nose, small black whiskers, blue eyes, and wearing a white cowboy hat with a red ribbon, a yellow bandana tied around his neck, a red long-sleeved tunic-like shirt, a brown belt with a gold buckle, and blue pants. Everyone recognized him as....)
Leatherhead: By gumbo, look!
Tiny: Is that Fievel Mousekewitz?
Dingodile: That's him, all right.
Leatherhead: The famous explorer that ever lived, you betcha.
Ash: Captain Fievel Mousekewitz! I've heard some amazing stories about him.
Tiny: (To Fievel) Are you coming on this voyage, too?
Dingodile: Of course he is, mates!
(Fievel boarded the Susan Constant via a cannon being hoisted onto the ship. Then he came up to the four with confidence)
Dingodile: (To Tiny) We won't be able to fight any savages without Fievel. (To Fievel) Right?
Fievel: (Giving a thumbs up) That's right. I'm not about to let you boys have all the fun.
(Then a horse-drawn carriage arrived at the port. And after it stopped in front of a row of lined soldiers, ten figures emerged from the carriage. The first figure is a 39 year old man with a 5:00 shadow, shoulder-length black hair, a thin skinny black mustache, and wearing a magenta pirate captain hat with a purple feather, a red long-sleeved pirate captain coat with yellow button-up rims, a lavender long-sleeved shirt underneath it, a white neck ruffle on his neck and ends of the sleeves, purple pants, white knee-high socks, black shoes, has a silver hook in place of his left hand, and sometimes carried a gold-handled musketeer sword. He is Captain Hook, captain of the settlers who is always an adversary to Fievel, but is sometimes a coward and hates being called a codfish. The second figure is a 50 year old chubby man with white sideburns, and wearing a pair of glasses, a red sockhat with a red ball at the end, a blue and white striped short-sleeved shirt, aqua green shorts, and brown flip-flop sandals. He is Mr. Smee, Hook's first mate and partner, and although he follows Hook's orders, he is normally kind at times. The third figure is a male dog-like rock-type Pokemon with brown and light brown fur, a pale brown fur scruff on his neck, blue eyes, and wearing a blue collar. He is Rockruff. The fourth figure is a female unicorn pony with a violet coat, an indigo mane and tail with purple and pink streaks on her mane and tail, purple eyes, and a cutie mark of a magenta star with five small stars. She is Twilight Sparkle, the leader and bookworm of the Mane Seven. The fifth figure is a female pegasus pony with a light blue coat, a rainbow mane and tail, magenta, and a cutie mark of a blue, yellow, red zig-zagged stripes that resembles a lightning bolt and a white cloud. She is Rainbow Dash, the competitive member of the Mane Seven. The sixth figure is another female unicorn pony with a light amber coat, a red and yellow mane and tail, cyan eyes, a cutie mark of a red and yellow sun. She is Sunset Shimmer, the Mane Seven’s newest member and best friend. The seventh figure is a female Earth pony with a light pink coat, a rosy mane and tail, light blue eyes, and a cutie mark of blue balloon and two yellow balloons. She is Pinkie Pie, the hyperactive member of the Mane Seven. The eighth figure is another female Earth pony with an orange coat, a blonde mane and tail, green eyes, a cutie mark of three red apples, and wearing a brown cowboy hat. She is Applejack, the tomboy of the Mane Seven. The ninth figure is another female unicorn with a white coat, a purple mane and tail, blue eyes, a Mid-Atlantic-accent, and a cutie mark of three light blue diamonds. She is Rarity, the beauty queen of the Mane Seven. And the last figure is another female pegasus pony with a light yellow coat, a pink mane and tail, cyan eyes, and a cutie mark of three pink butterflies. She is Fluttershy, the shy voice of reason of the Mane Seven. After emerging, they boarded the Susan Constant. Although Hook, Smee, and Rockruff boarded in calm happiness, the Mane Seven, on the other hand, were pretending to be excited, but deep down, they were secretly disgusted on sailing with Hook to the new world because they don't like Hook whatsoever)
Settlers: (Voice-over) On the beaches of Virginny
There's diamonds like debris
There's silver rivers flow
And gold you pick right off a tree
With a nugget for my Winnie
And another one for me
And all the rest will go
To the Virginia Company
(Once Hook's group is on board, the crew shouted and waved goodbye to the people on the port as the Susan Constant sailed away for the new world)
Settlers: (Voice-over) It's glory, God, and gold
And the Virginia Company
(Two days later on their sailing across the Atlantic Ocean, the Susan Constant soon got caught in a seastorm and the crew is scrambling around, keeping the ship sailing strong against the powerful storm winds)
Settler 1: Full anchor release!
Settler 2: Come on, lads, come on!
Settler 3: Give me a hand, someone!
Settler 1: Watch out!
Settler 4: Faster! She's taking up more water!
Settler 2: Look out!
(At the cannon, Ash is frantically tightening the ropes around the cannons. Seeing the ropes starting to give away, he called out to Fievel, who is on top of one of the sails to keep it steady)
Ash: Fievel! Get down here! The cannons are breaking loose!
(Hearing him and noticing, Fievel leapt back onto the deck via a lifeline rope and rushed over to Ash's aid)
Fievel: (To a settler) Reef the topsails!
Settler 5: Aye, sir!
(Fievel then assisted Ash in tightening the ropes around the cannons tightly)
Fievel: (To another settler) Steady on the course! (To Ash) It's all right, Ash, we'll get her tied off!
(Then they see more seawaves splashing around them powerfully)
Settler 2: Say your prayers, lads!
(Then one wave splashed onto the deck, making the settlers brace themselves)
Settler 3: Look out!
(Noticing the water splashing at them as soon as they tightened the cannons, Fievel and Ash braced themselves)
Fievel: Ash, watch out!
(But the water's powerful current was too powerful that it knocked Ash off his feet and swept him overboard, much to the crew's shock and concern)
Ash: Hey!
Settler 6: Man overboard!
Ash: Help!
Leatherhead: Stay your course! He's lost.
Ash: Wait, help!
(Not wanting to leave Ash out to drown at sea, Fievel got determined, grabbed a lifeline rope, quickly tied it around his waist, and darted towards the edge)
Fievel: (To a settler, handing the other end of his lifeline) Pull the pin!
Settler 4: Aye, sir!
(After the settler tied the other line onto the railing, Fievel then dove into the sea after Ash, much to Dingodile, Tiny, Leatherhead, and the crew's shock and concern)
Leatherhead: Fievel!
Tiny: Fievel!
Dingodile: Are you crazy?!
(In the seawater, Fievel reached Ash and grabbed him)
Fievel: Hang on, Ash. I've got you.
(Just as Fievel preparing to climb back on board with Ash in his arms, the lifeline's other end on the railing snapped and almost fell towards the ocean if it weren't for Leatherhead grabbing it upon seeing it snap)
Leatherhead: Quick, the rope!
(Then Dingodile and Tiny joined Leatherhead in holding onto the rope and pulling Fievel and Ash back to the Susan Constant)
Dingodile: Heave!
(A wave crashed over Fievel and Ash, sinking them underwater, but Dingodile, Tiny, and Leatherhead continued to fight the waves' currents and pull Fievel and Ash back to them)
Dingodile: Come on, guys, pull!
(Fievel and Ash emerged at the surface thanks to Dingodile, Tiny, and Leatherhead continuing to pull the rope, this time with more of the settlers helping out)
Leatherhead: Pull! Put your backs into it!
Tiny: Pull, pull!
Dingodile: (To Fievel and Ash) Hang on!
(Then thanks to all the pulling they mustered, Fievel and Ash are safely back on board the Susan Constant as the storm calmed down around them. As everyone recovered, they chuckled a bit, glad to see Fievel and Ash safely back on board. Fievel then untied the lifeline from his waist)
Leatherhead: (To Fievel and Ash, noogieing them) You lucky guys, you!
Fievel: (Sarcastically) Well, that was refreshing.
Dingodile: (Agreeing in sarcasm) Sure was.
Tiny: Well done, Fievel.
Fievel: Of course. You'd all do the same for me.
(Dingodile, Tiny, Leatherhead, Ash, and the settlers clamored in agreement happily. Then they see Hook, Smee, Rockruff, and the Mane Seven arrive on the deck. Although Hook was giving a nonchalant look and Smee was looking in confusion, Rockruff and the Mane Seven, however, were the only ones who were concerned)
Hook: Trouble on deck?
Twilight Sparkle: Everything alright?
Sunset Shimmer: What’s going on?
(Hearing them, the crew straightened themselves out)
Ash: (Upon noticing them) Oh, Chief Captain James Hook!
Rarity: What happened?
Fluttershy: We heard you screaming down there.
Hook: (To Rarity and Fluttershy) Let me handle this. (To Fievel) What was the trouble?
Fievel: Ash fell overboard, sir.
Tombo: But Fievel and the others saved me thankfully.
Hook: (Nonchalant) Thank heavens he's been successfully retrieved.
(Then he nods at Fievel)
Hook: Well done, Fievel.
Fievel: Thank you, Sir.
(Then Hook turned to the settlers)
Hook: Don’t lose heart, men. It won’t be long before we reach the new world, and remember what awaits us there; Freedom....
Smee: Lots of freedom!
Hook: Prosperity....
Smee: And lots of prosperity!
Applejack: (Whispering flatly to the Mane Seven) True on the freedom and prosperity.
(The Mane Seven nod in agreement flatly as Hook continued)
Hook: The adventure of our lives. You are the finest crew England has to offer and nothing, not wind or rain or a thousand bloodthirsty savages shall stand in our way. Carry on, men!
(The settlers cheered a bit and then resumed their posts as Hook's group returned to their cabin)
Smee: A stirring oration, Sir. I’m sure the men were most exhilarated.
Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs) I'm sure they are.
Pinkie Pie: After all, who cares about glory, God, gold, and the Virginia Company?
Sunset Shimmer: The settlers do, Pinkie Pie.
(Hook nodded in agreement with a evil smug smirk)
Hook: Let us hope so. I’ll need those witless peasants to dig up my gold, (Looks at Rockruff) won’t I, guys?
(Rockruff happily barked in agreement. Unknown to Hook, Smee, and Rockruff, the Mane Seven just secretly rolled their eyes in annoyance at what they just said. For it turned out the reason they don't like Hook is because he is a greedy selfish man who cares only for fortune and glory and wanting to become rich for himself instead of showing interest of discovering the New World. Back on the deck, Fievel, Ash, Dingodile, Tiny, Leatherhead, and the settlers are working, chatting away)
Ash: This New World’s going to be great, Fievel. I’m going to get a pile of gold, build me a big house for my wife, and if any savage tries to stop me, I’ll blast him.
Fievel: (Shrugs, gently pats Ash's shoulder) You just worry about that fortune of yours, Ash. Leave the savages to me.
Tiny: You think they’ll give us much trouble?
Dingodile: Not as much trouble as Fievel’ll give them!
Leatherhead: You got that right by gumbo!
(Then they sang a bit as Leatherhead grabbed a mop nearby, placed a feather on top of it, and pretended to be an Indian, using the mop as his puppet)
Settlers: We'll kill ourselves an Indian
Fievel: Or maybe two or three
(Fievel then grabbed a sword, chopped the mop in half, and then stabbed a cork from a ale barrel nearby, opening it and making it spill wine out, resulting the settlers to fill their cups with some wine)
Fievel and settlers: We're stalwart men and bold
Of the Virginia Company
(Then Fievel and Ash climbed onto the crow's nest and enjoyed the view as the settlers continued their work on deck)
Ash: What do you suppose the new world will look like?
Fievel: Like all the others, I suppose. I’ve seen hundreds of new worlds, Ash. What could possibly be different about this one?
Settlers: It's glory, God, and gold
And the Virginia Company
(The song over, they continued their sailing towards the New World, hoping to see what awaits them besides the gold they are after)
Coming up: The Lenape Tribe celebrate the return of Hiram Flaversham and the warriors and their victory against their rivaling tribes. As this happens, Olivia Flaversham will soon learn from her father an unexpected surprise as she explains about her mysterious dream she keeps having to him.
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