Madi's Whoopie Button

This is a piece of Comedy Time merchandise; it features 21 cool farts with a Madi-ism (as voiced by Wendy Melkonian) after each one. It was made by Novelty, Inc. from 2011-2018 and sold at many toy, gift, department and party stores like Spirit Halloween, Toys R Us, etc.
== The Routines and The Games ==
These are for pranksters to make others giggle.
* Putt, Putt, Putt...Excuse Me!-For this routine, you'll need to pretend you're on a motorboat, chugging and cruising around; as you make the sound effects of the boat engine, intermittently press the Whoopie Button to add hilarious fart sounds and witty banter from Madi, creating hilarious engine trouble!
* A Stinky Surprise-For this routine, whenever someone opens a present, activate the Whoopie Button for a totally shocking treat!
* Pet Play!-For this routine, you'll need a cuddly toy; talk to it, then push the Whoopie Button and listen in as your "pet friend" talks amusingly from BOTH ends!
* Mirthful Music Making-As you sing and/or play an instrument, when you get to your favourite part of the song, (the middle, the end, etc.) just hit the Whoopie Button and enjoy the amusing effects!
* Culinary Kookiness!-When there's a certain beverage or a specific food that makes you pass gas (i.e. eggs, cheese, asparagus, etc.), just hit the Whoopie Button to hear what Madi and her butt think! After all, you'll be thinking, What a good reason to NOT drink and eat my least favourite things!
* Super Snarty Pants!-The next time you or someone else sneezes, hit the Whoopie Button for a cool cover-up accompanied by Madi's witty banter!
* Eruption in An Elevator-When you ride an elevator and it reaches a floor, hit the Whoopie Button for a real blast of fun!
* Smelly Sightseeing-Whenever a tour needs to be made super fun, just hit your Whoopie Button to add flatulence and commentary from the one and only Madi S.P.!
* Stormy Day Smiles-When there's a blizzard or downpour, add comedy to the weather outside by hitting your Whoopie Button.
* Whoopie Button Roulette-For this game, you'll need your Whoopie Button, a die and a bunch of friends. Roll the die, then pass your Whoopie Button that number of times clockwise; whoever has the Whoopie Button must push it, then lip-sync the kooky phrase from Madi, i.e. if you roll a 1, the player right next to you must hit the Whoopie Button and lip sync the Madi-ism that follows.
* Whoopie Button Dare You-For this game, dare, double dare, triple dare, quadruple dare or even quintiple dare someone to hit the Whoopie Button! If you dare, your partner must hit your Whoopie Button once; if you double dare, they must hit it twice. If you triple dare, your partner must hit your Whoopie Button 3 times; if you double dare, they must hit it four times. Lastly, if you quintiple dare, your partner must hit your Whoopie Button 5 times! When all the pushes are done, dare your partner to mime 1, 2, 3, 4 or all 5 of the following zany things: chewing on a wasp, drinking the world's sourest lemonade, eating the world's hottest pizza, being chased by a herd of elephants in a thunderstorm and swimming like a fish out of water
== The SFX and Madi-Isms ==
# (Fart!) Whoops, my bad!
# (FART!!) Yeah, you heard me!
# (FAAART!!) I swear, that was my boyfriend Phil!
# (Pfft!) Remember-she who smelt it, dealt it!
# (Braaack!) Ow, my eye!
# (BLAT!) It wasn't me, but was that you?
# (FRRRT!) Indian veggie curry gets me all the time!
# (Faaaaaart!) Someone opened the windows 'cause it's windy in here!
# (Pffffffffft!) That's what I call gastronomical!
# (Faaaaaaaaart!) Wowee-zowee, the brass section just had a secret surprise solo!
# (BLAAAT!) Someone set off a booming cannonball!
# (Fruppppppppp!) That was noisier than a tap-dancing baby pachyderm!
# (Frupppppp!) Ah, the distinct melody of Mother Nature's music box!
# (BRAAAAAAAAAP!) Just like a space shuttle's ignition!
# (Pooooot!) I'm a gastronomer; I study gastronomy!
# (BRAAAAAAAACK!) That was so loud that it could be heard on the moon!
# (Blaaaaaaaaat!) I set a new world record for the longest fart!
# (FLAAAARP!) That's the sound of real comedy!
# (Pffft!) That was you!
# (Thrrr...flart!) Whoopsy, I swear it wasn't me!
# (THRRR-FLART!) That won the "Most Dramatic Fart" award!
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