POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE/Transcript

(Pomni stares at the ceiling of her room for 18 seconds, before Caine bursts in and spooks her.)
Caine: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HEY POMNI, guess what? (Enthusiastic while pointing at her)
Pomni: No- (Tired and confused)
Caine: You're right! 
(Caine goes over to the other side of the room and snaps his fingers, showing The Amazing Digital Circus Pilot poster.) 
Caine: The pilot from The Amazing Digital Circus reached our goal of 1 view! (Caine raises one finger while saying this)
Caine: And will now be upgraded to episode 1, of The Amazing Digital Circus full series! (Caine runs around the shot while saying this, and does things such as waving his hands, going in goofy poses and juggling his eyes)
Pomni: Is, that, how that, normally works?- (Confused and awkward)
(Caine rushes over back to her bedside.)
Caine: Shut up, I have so much to show you!
(Caine brings her out of the circus as she gets spooked again, only this time with a shock.)
Caine: Your little crying face let quite the little crying mark on the Internet, (Caine stretches Pomni's cheeks and shows some eyelashes in a "cute" position while saying this)
Caine: Something I don't canonically have any knowledge of, (Music stops and his eyes widen, looking in denial, with a thumbs up)
Caine: Take a look!
(Caine reveals a screen scrolling down with several video thumbnails blurred out, likely to be the content farm videos and NSFW comics/Thumbnails that have arisen since the show got so popular, looking cross-eyed while doing it.)
Pomni: ...What the f- am I looking at?!
Caine: The consequences of our actions! (Caine takes off his hat and looks at the screen in "admiration", and taking a bow to it)
Caine: And it's only gonna get worse from here. (Said softly and with a concerned tone, while zooming in closer to the camera and darting his eyes side to side)
Pomni: O- Oh no. (Pomni looks at the screen with a worried expression.)
Caine: But that's not what I'm here to show you! 
(Caine spins the screen to reveal Candy Canyon Kingdom.)
Caine: I'm here to show you all the cool adventures you and your funny buddies are gonna go on! (Said while moving enthusiastically)
Caine: Like this cool candy kingdom, 
(The camera zooms in on the kingdom.)
Caine: And Kinger with a shotgun!
(The scene cuts to seemingly Kinger hitting someone with a shotgun.)
Caine: And let’s not forget about minimum wage labor! 
(A confused and shocked Jax is pushed into what looks like a drive through area of a fast food restaurant called Spudsy's, in a matching uniform, alongside a hand patting him on the head.)
(It then cuts to an unfinished background model with it zooming back out to look at Pomni and Caine again.)
Caine: And how about so- WAIT WAIT THIS ISN'T FINISHED YET, DON'T LOOK! (Caine covers the screen with his body, trying to block Pomni's view with his hand)
Sun: Hi, Caine! I’m gonna kill you! (Enthusiastically yelling)
Caine: U-U-Uh what? Why? (Confused)
Sun: I read all the scripts and saw I don't get a single line of dialogue while the Moon gets two!
Caine: I mean— I guess we can give you some more lines.
Sun: Okay, never mind, I don't want to kill you anymore!
Caine: Speaking of dialogue, there will be all sorts of new dialogue from many of our new, colorful characters! (Caine makes more wacky poses before pointing to the top right with his cane)
(Short clips of vocal grunts from various characters play. In order, they are Gummigoo, Orbsman, an unknown tape recorder, the Fudge, a ghost-like creature, Princess Loolilalu, Martha Mildenhall, and a mannequin)
Caine: With this many new characters, imagine all the violent shipping wars that we will be completely powerless to do ANYTHING ABOUT! (Starts with Caine in a happy pose, before going into insanity with the music being replaced with a dark tone and Caine yelling while motioning at Pomni)
Pomni: Is— Is this a cry for help? (Concerned/confused)
(Caine morphs into a bootleg Caine plushie.)
Pomni: I see...
(Caine morphs back into his original form.)
Caine: I blacked out for a second, what happened?
Pomni: I y—
(Pomni vomits out Bubble.)
Bubble: How can we support the production of this cool new show?
Caine: Great question, Pomni! All merch sales go right back into funding the show and allow us to do bigger and crazier things! 
(Caine's eyes morph into a man juggling the other with its legs on his tongue.)
Bubble: Wowee! I'd become a pin if it meant getting sold to fund more wacky adve— (Bubble moves from the middle of the two to the right)
(Bubble turns into an image of a Bubble pin.)
Caine: Like this Bubble pin! (Caine holds his hands out to present it)
(Pomni turns into an image of a pin.)
Caine: And this Pomni pin! (Caine spins everything but his head before pointing at it)
Caine: And we can't forget about this— AAAHHH-
(Caine briefly morphs back into a bootleg Caine plushie while screaming in agony.)
Caine: Me plushie! (Caine has returned to his original form while presenting an official plushie of himself) 
Caine: Also available is this cool shirt!
(Caine goes out of the shot while showing off the T-Shirts and Sticker Pack.)
Caine: And Digital Circus sticker sheet! Plus, a limited edition vinyl record, featuring all the songs from the Digital Circus pilot! 
(The Vinyl Record shows on screen alongside the Pomni headphone render and a Caine render with the text "All the songs from the pilot" and "To enjoy with your ears!".)
Caine: And I haven't even mentioned these cool plastic figurines that well-adjusted people can be normal and responsible with! 
(Pomni and Caine Animatez are shown on screen, with Caine's showing him standing on Bubble.)
Caine: These products are only available at digitalcircus.store! 
(All the merch shows at once alongside its prices.)
Caine: Any other source is a dirty bootleg, and won't support the show. No matter how— 
(A picture of some bootleg plushies show up for a split second before cutting back to the official merch.)
Caine: They look. That's digitalcircus.store! 
(The shot cuts back to Caine, next to pngs of the Animatez and his plushie, with him staring at the camera awkwardly.)
Caine: And... that's all I have to announce..! Bye! (Caine waves to the camera)
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