Combat

Combat is a genius sexist and the world’s most powerful racist and pescatarian in the world. He is renowned for his masterful keyboard typing skills, his love for all things Linux and MovieBob related, his utter vitriol towards the entire trans community and especially Laura Kate Dale, a no-name “journalist” who has blue hair or something and has nation-wide expertise at antiestablishmenterianism. 
== Appearance ==
Combat, despite hailing from obesity land, is actually a surprisingly fit and tall and has quite the package too. Thanks to his lifting habits, he has achieved quite the immaculate macular body. 
== Personality ==
Combat has an undying hatred towards all things LGBBQ, even though it’s quite odd to despise a barbecue but it’s hard to question him at the little stuff when he posses an ungodly IQ. Combat is very aggressive in how he presents himself and occasionally gets defensive about certain topics since as people say “In combat, offense is the best defense”, a quote he lives by, hence his use of offensive language. “If you can’t hurt them physically, drive them insane through politically incorrect words.”
== Abilities ==
Combat has masterful keyboard typing and keyblade wielding abilities (even though he’s yet to play kingdom hearts). He can type 300 words per minute, an ability that combined with his charismatic manipulation of all women and liberals, can deliver lethal blows of words through his lexicon of slurs and whatnot. He can also beat so many games so quickly almost as hard as he beats his women.
Whenever Combat is at a disadvantage, he summons the inner willpower by thinking about a black person, a thought that’s more than enough to fuel him with enough anger and energy to power up a nuclear warhead. 
== History ==
Combat has dated and insulted more women than there are words in a dictionary, his marriages often involved him telling his spouses to get back to the kitchen where they belong, despite the fact he is perfectly capable of cooking his own meals and is actually quite the master chef himself, although he often complains and spits in their food too, claiming that women can’t even do the one thing they’re designed for and then proceeds to mop the floor with their faces in the kitchen both figuratively as he bests them in the kitchen and literally.
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