Tales of the Limerick of Doom

== Introduction ==
This is a collection of short stories featuring my sona and their friend group, The Joyfriend, The Mom, The Weird One and The Weirder One. This friend group is based off of my friend group and me. As such, there will be explosions, lots of gayness, and a general sense of confusion and weirdness.
Enjoy!
== Kidnapping: A Sure-Fire Way to Gain a Friend ==
== Mail. . .But With Parrots ==
== Apparently, Pranks With Explosions are Illegal ==
== I'm Still Aromantic ==
Solar: I'm pansexual.
Mocha: Okay! I'm aromantic!
River Birch: Cool!
Ethereal: Okay!
Lao: Thanks for telling us!
----Solar: I'm nomasexual.
Mocha: Okay! I'm still aromantic.
----River Birch: [[REMOVED FOR PRIVACY UNTIL I GET PERMISSION TO SHARE]]
Solar: Okay!
Mocha: Cool! I'm still aromantic.
----Ethereal: I'm bisexual!
Lao: Okay! I'm lesbian!
Mocha: Thanks for telling us! I'm still aromantic.
----River Birch: [[REMOVED FOR PRIVACY UNTIL I GET PERMISSION TO SHARE]]
Solar: Okay! I'm genderfluid between female, with she/her pronouns, and non-binary, with xe/xem pronouns!
Mocha: What pronouns should I use when referring to you if I don't know?
Solar: They/them please!
Ethereal: Okay!
Mocha: Got it! I'm still aromantic.
----Ethereal: I'm pansexual!
Solar: I'm genderfluid between female, with she/her pronouns, non-binary, with xe/xem pronouns, and male, with he/him pronouns!
Mocha. Okay. I'm still aromantic.
----River Birch: I think that the term neptunic fits me better than lesbian.
Lao: Me too!
Solar: Me too, except neptunic instead of nomasexual.
Ethereal: Okay! I'm omnisexual!
Mocha: Got it! I'm still aromantic.
----Solar: I'm a demigirl who uses any pronouns with a preference for neutral ones.
River Birch: Okay! I'm usually agender, but sometimes I am a gender. Is there a term for that?
Solar: Yeah, Agenderflux.
Lao: Yeah. Also, I'm non-binary!
Ethereal: Okay!
Mocha: Cool! Still aromantic.
----Solar: Actually, I'm not okay with any pronouns, just neutral ones, but I have a preference for the ones I'll tell you tomorrow.
Lao: Okay! Is star/stars/starself one of them, because those are mine?
Solar: Yeah!
Mocha: Okay! Still aromantic.
----Mocha: I'm still aromantic.
Solar: We know.
Mocha: I know. I just felt like saying it.
Solar: Okay, then.
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