Hawking's Rules for Go-Karting

Hawking's Rules for Go-Karting are a set of rules set up by Tyson Nikola Hawking for Go-Karting. All of the rules (except for the "Have Fun" rule) have had previous occurrences in which warranted the creation of said rule.
== The Rules: ==
# No weapons of mass destruction on the go-karts
# No weapons in general
# This is not Mario Kart, please stop leaving bananas on the track or throw shells at others
# Have good sportsmanship, no ramming, punching, shooting out tires, or anything unsportsmanlike
# No magic
# Do not have sex with the karts
# Don't have sex on the karts either
# Obey the flag instructions
# Driving fully nude is prohibited
# Modifying the karts is also forbidden if it gives an advantage
# He is not allowed to Go-kart
# No actual cars
# Do not die on the track
# Do not slow down just because Hawking fired a shotgun, he may have been dealing with something.
# Do not attach jet engines to the Karts
# Remember to stay on track
# Don't piss on the track
# No drone-striking your opponents
# No, god did not dictate you were going to win the race
# Please don't steal doors
# Don't run people over unless you have a valid reason to
#* According to Hawking, the "Unless" bit wasn't added until a Nazi got on the track, in which he made an exception.
# Alcoholism is not allowed on the track, this includes Ashley Rose Beers
# Patrick Martell is forbidden from the go-karts until he stops being a dickbag
# This is a casual match, not a competition
# Please don't have a mental breakdown on the track
# Pay attention to the road
#* This includes no kissing your partner in the middle of the track
#No police officers, former or current officers
#Do not attempt to reform the Roman Empire on the go-kart track
#Nemo is not allowed to participate in the race
#Do not eat pride flags while racing
#Don't set things on fire
#Have fun
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