The Periodic Table of Poor Taste

The Periodic Table of Poor Taste is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Everybody knows that H2O is water and CO2 is carbon dioxide, but tell me if you can answer this:"
===Question===
Which of the following "words" is NOT formed from actual symbols for atomic elements?
===Choices===
1. Sh-Lo-Ng
2. Cr-O-Tc-H
3. Te-S-Ti-Cl-Es
4. Ba-Co-N
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Sh-Lo-Ng."
2. "That would be Chromium, Oxygen, Technetium, and Hydrogen. Duh."
3. "Uh-uh, Tellurium, Sulfur, Titanium, Chlorine, and Einsteinium. Course, that's what testicles are made of. Few people know that."
4. "'Ba-Co-N'? try Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen. How'd ya like to have that with lettuce and tomatoes?"
===Answer Quote===
"Sh, Lo, and Ng are not symbols for atomic elements, but they do spell 'Shlong'."
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