The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!/Episode 2

It's the episode after the first episode of The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!
So that makes it, like, the second episode! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100913032444/borderlands/images/thumb/4/41/Btc_the_more_you_know.jpg/120px-Btc_the_more_you_know.jpg
TV Description: The heroes finds themselves stranded in a desert, and Mario gets assistance from an unlikely newcomer. (Two-Parter)
== Title Slide ==
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== Cast ==
*Mario
*Luigi
*Sonic
*Tails
*Giant cactus octopus thing
*Mega Man
*Spiderman
*Dr. Doom
== Script ==
=== Part One ===
(Open at Nowhere. Mario, Luigi, Sonic and Tails find themselves in the middle of it.)
Luigi: Has anyone ever noticed how strange it is that Nowhere is always a desert? it's extremely peculiar. Out of all the nowheres in the entire nowheresphere, you're always seeing the dry, barren, Texas nowhere.
Mario: Is that really the only thing on your mind right now?
Sonic: He does bring up a good point. Nowhere could have been a white vacuum of nothingness or the direction of Nicolas Cage's career.
Mario: Instead of wasting precious energy debating about why we're in a desert, we should be focusing on the fact that we're in a desert and we're going to die of thirst!
Tails: We're going to die of thirst? PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK!
Mario: Stop drooling on me, you freak!
Sonic: Don't call my pal a freak! You just upset him with your talk of dying. We're not going to die, Tails. The good guys never die. Come on. I know what'll ease ya.
(Sonic gives Tails a piggyback ride around the planet.)
Tails: Wow! That was fun!
Mario: You ran around the planet in twenty seconds?
Sonic: Yeah. We would've gotten back sooner, but we stopped for sushi.
Luigi: Sushi? Did you get any for us?
Sonic: What do I look like? A charity? Buy your own food!
Luigi: We're in the middle of Nowhere! How do you expect us to
Sonic: (interrupting) Look! My Rocketrunner shoes are gone! This is terrible!
Mario: Oh, do your shoes give you your super speed?
Sonic: Of course not! It's just that I'm paid big bucks by Rocketrunner to wear them in the show.
Luigi: What? I'm not even paid to appear in the show!
Sonic: That's because no one likes you. Now, come on. We have to look for my shoes before Rocketrunner becomes the wiser.
Luigi: There's no way I'm going to- (grabbed by Sonic) AAAH!
(As Sonic takes off with Luigi, Mario and Tails trek through Nowhere.)
Mario: So...thirsty.
Tails: It's a good thing they had bottled water at that sushi joint! (takes out bottled water and drinks from it)
Mario: What? You were willing to let me die of thirst?
Tails: We're not going to die. We're the good guys!
Mario: Give me that bottled water, you!
(Mario attempts to rip the bottled water out of Tails' hand, but the ensuing struggle leads to it breaking in half.)
Mario: No!
(Mario sticks his head into the water spill, but he comes up with only a mouthful of mud.)
Mario: (swallows mud) Well, that wasn't delightful. I hope you're feeling good about yourself, you little monster.
Tails: Speaking of monsters, what's that? (points)
Mario: What's what?
(Mario turns around and screams like a little girl as a giant cactus octopus thing entangles him in its web of forestry.)
Mario: Help me! This monster has sharp stuff on him!
Tails: Don't worry! You'll be fine! You're one of the good guys!
Mario: Being a good guy doesn't make you immortal! Sonic only told you that to get you to calm down!
Tails: (shocked) What? PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTACK! (runs off)
Mario: Where are you going? I'm bleeding to death here! Oh... (passes out)
(Suddenly, Mega Man drops into the scene.)
Mega Man: Is this where they're doing the Marvel vs. Capcom Super Show?
Giant cactus octopus thing: No, that's the studio down the hall.
Mega Man: Okay, thanks. Hey, what are you doing with that plumber?
Giant cactus octopus thing: Just draining him of his life force to make him my eternal companion. Why?
Mega Man: That's not a very nice thing to do!
Giant cactus octopus thing: You raise a valid argument. I'll release him.
(The giant cactus octopus thing drops Mario into Mega Man's hands and drops a cup of water in after him.)
Giant cactus octopus thing: Here's a little treat to make up for it.
Mega Man: Thanks! It was nice talking you, Mr. thing.
Giant cactus octopus thing: You can call me Giant. Ta-ta! (sinks into the ground)
Mega Man: (nudges Mario) Hey, are you all right?
(Mega Man pours the cup of water on Mario, startling him to consciousness.)
Mario: I'm...alive? How? (looks up) Mega Man?
== Part Two ==
(Open as Sonic and Luigi wander a white vacuum of nothingness.)
Luigi: We're in one of those Nowheres I mentioned!
Sonic: Actually, we're in a Progressive commercial.
Luigi: What?
Sonic: An unattractive lady and a contextually pointless man tried to sell me car insurance here a few months ago. I don't need cars because I'm freaking Sonic, but they seemed like the kind of people who would know where my shoes are.
Luigi: That doesn't seem likely at all.
Sonic: Or does it?
Luigi: No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
Sonic: Well, we should check with them, anyway. But first we need to find those aisles.
Luigi: Aisles of what? It's a car insurance commercial.
Sonic: Since when are car insurance commercials actually about car insurance, Luigi?
Luigi: Good point. Where would we find these aisles?
Sonic: I don't know. They could be anywhere in this blank void. Either a miracle or great stroke of luck will lead us to
Luigi: There they are!
Sonic: What a contrived coincidence! Let us enter, my green-shirted companion!
Luigi: Why are you talking like that?
(Sonic and Luigi walk into the aisles. Suddenly, we're at a beach house where Mega Man is drinking oil and Mario is drinking a non-alcoholic beverage from a martini glass.)
Mario: This non-alcoholic beverage is delicious, Mega Man. What do you make it from?
Mega Man: A lot of things, but most definitely not alcohol, because alcohol is a dangerous drug!
Mario: I can affirm that sentiment!
(Mario and Mega Man laugh at something apparently funny that happened.)
Mario: So, Mega Man, where have you been all these years?
Mega Man: Um, Mario...
Mario: Yeah?
Mega Man: My name's not Mega Man anymore.
Mario: What?
Mega Man: I changed it back to my given name, Rockman, in protest of the gross Americanization of Japanese culture.
Mario: I don't understand several of the words you just said.
Rockman: Well, don't worry. I'll try to break it down to you and our audience in the simplest way possible.
Mario: Wow! Look at how your name just changed like that!
Rockman: Why do I feel like I'm being ignored?
Hello Kitty: Hey, Mega Man! It's me! Hello Kitty!
Rockman: Mario, don't do that. You're going to confuse people.
Goku: Guess who I am now? KAME...HAME...HA!
Rockman: Dang it, Mario! I'm trying to inform you of a pressing matter affecting all of us!
Bo-bobobobo Bo-bobobo: Did I get the amount of "bo"s right?
Rockman: No! Now stop interfering with the script. This is serious business.
Mario: (sad) Okay.
Rockman: Good. Because I have so many things I want to tell this ignorant world!
(Sonic and Luigi walk into the beach house.)
Rockman: Where did you two come from?
Luigi: Hey, bro. Who's the robot?
Mario: He's my old friend Mega Man.
Rockman: Rockman, goshdarnit!
Mario: I wonder where Tails is.
Luigi: He's not here? We should go on a cross-country adventure to find our missing friend! Coming, blue guy?
Sonic: You betcha! Now that I have my shoes through unexplained circumstances, I'm ready to do anything!
Luigi: Coming, other blue guy?
Mega Man: (groans) Why not? It's not like I have anywhere else I need to be.
(Cut to The Mavel vs. Capcom Super Show!)
Spiderman: You may have me trapped, Dr. Doom, but you never took into account my secret weapon. Enter Mega Man! (pauses) Mega Man?
(Dr. Doom destroys Spiderman.)
== Credits ==
Written by: JCM
== Songs ==
Title slide: Mega Man 1 chosen theme
Part 1 music: Mega Man II title music
Part 2 music: Super Smash Bros. winner music
Credits: Mega Man II: Dr. Wily Stage 1 (Rock Band Arrangement)
Category:Super Smash Bros. Super Show
Category:Mario (series)
Category:Sonic (series)