Ghouls, The Scourge, The

The Ghouls
:- by Razas
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Chapter 2: The Scourge
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Re-enter Stratholme, as our fine four fiends are putting themselves back together from the vicious onslaught of the alliance raid group. 
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<BR>Tony: Ugh ... I swear sometimes I just want to quit the Scourge and do something else. Getting killed so often bugs the hell out of me. 
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<BR>Jeff: Tony, shut up, man. That's the stuff that's going to get you killed permanently. And really, this ain't so bad. Sure, we get roughed up a bit, but trust me, it's better than a lot of jobs. We die; we get back up. 
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<BR>Albert: Yeah, not so bad. I mean, sure, there's that whole "free will" thing, but pssh... I'd rather never die and sit here and shoot the breeze with you guys all day than be living. Even you, Alex. *snicker* 
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<BR>Alex: *sarcasm* That's real sweet, Albert. Anyway, you guys hear the news? 
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<BR>Everybody else: Nah, what's goin' on? 
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<BR>Alex: Word from the top, or so I heard. Anastari, my sweet little muf- 
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<BR>Everyone but Alex: BEEEE ESSSS! 
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<BR>Alex: You guys really need to shut up. Anyway, I heard that Rivendare is taking ideas for a new race that we should incorporate into the Scourge. He's asking for everyone to give ideas. Like, animal types, not the thinking races. 
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<BR>Moment of silence. 
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<BR>Albert: Crocolisks. 
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<BR>Tony: What? Crocolisks? You mean the six-legged reptile things? 
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<BR>Albert: Yeah, what's not to like about them? Low to the ground, sneaky, fearsome jaws. I saw a few guys once wrestle 'em. Crocolisk jaws are as strong as a kodo. Tear people up. 
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<BR>Jeff: You've gotta be kidding me. I can just imagine it now. "Release the Crocoliches!" Albert, there is no way in hell that Rivendare is going to go for crocolisks. Too stupid. 
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<BR>Albert: All right, smart guy, you come up with a new species for us to start infecting. 
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<BR>Jeff: Fine, I will ... uhhh ... 
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<BR>Tony: He's got nothin'. Here's what I think we should get into the Scourge. Naga. 
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<BR>Alex: What? That's a race that can think, Tony. We're trying to get some minions lower than regular ghouls. 
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<BR>Tony: So? What's not to like about a hot green chick with four arms? Naga, all the way. 
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<BR>Various groans are heard from the rest. 
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<BR>Jeff: Ok, I got mine. Raptors. 
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<BR>Alex: Raptors? 
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<BR>Tony: Hmmm, seems we have a reptile theme going on here ... 
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<BR>Jeff: Shaddup, Tony. Yeah, raptors. Fierce, agile, angry buggers, can tear apart a cow in a few minutes? 
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<BR>Alex: Eh, I dunno. Undead raptors. Just sounds kinda weird. What would we call 'em? 
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<BR>Albert: Rapta Fiends? 
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<BR>*groans heard all about* 
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<BR>Tony: Nah, how about ... Rap Terrors? 
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<BR>Alex: Eh, maybe. They got those claws and everything, right? How about Plague Talons? 
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<BR>Jeff: Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good. Alex, you are really good at coming up with somewhat scary and mostly creepy stuff. 
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<BR>Alex: Shut up, Jeff, and you've got worms coming out of your eye. 
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<BR>Jeff: Mmm ... snackage. *pops the worm in his mouth and starts chewing* 
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<BR>Tony: Jeff, we EAT people and somehow I found that utterly disgusting. 
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<BR>Albert: We're dead, so what? 
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<BR>Alex: Yeah, thats true... Still, I agree with Tony... yuck. Right, anyway, I'll suggest Plague Talons to Anast- 
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<BR>Everyone but Alex: KOOOOODOOOOO CRAAAAAPP.... 
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<BR>Alex: I really hate you guys.... 
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<BR>End The Ghouls Chapter 2: The Scourge
Category:Lore