Spaghetti Empire

Spaghetti Empire or officially "The Most Epic and Awesome Empire of Complete Spaghettiness" is an FUNation situated on the planet of "Your Mother's Garden Shed". The people are called Spaghettians and the leader is Eminem the Warlord. The official religion is Hotlineblingism and the government is a Spaghettarian Dictatorship. All 69 million inhabitants live in fear of the military and are all woken up at 4 am by megaspeakers which play Mom's Spaghetti by Eminem, the national anthem at maximum volume. The capital is Spaghettiville. Everyone in Spaghetti Empire is divided into 10 groups. At the top are government officials and anyone with relations to Eminem the Warlord. The second group are relatives of the man who invented spaghetti. The other 7 groups are all people who are okay to the government and who don't do anything bad. The last group is people who hate the government or anyone allergic to pasta. They are executed daily by force-feeding of Mom's Spaghetti until they choke to death. All the other 69 million inhabitants are forced to watch and laugh when the person dies at the execution stadiums. You're only allowed to live in Spaghettiville if you are part of the top 2 groups. Everyone else lives in tiny rooms and shacks outside the Spaghetti Factories where they work. The only meal anyone is allowed to eat in Mom's Spaghetti.
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