Pet Cetera

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Pet Cetera is a store that sells pets. But the thing is, they don't just sell pets, they sell pet accessories too. So they sell pets, but they also sell other things. In other words, they sell pets, and other things, Pets et cetera. And you can take out the word et and make it just Pet Cetera, which, since they're rhyming words and you only need one of them. And since et means "and," that means that overall, the name translates into "Pet other things" which isn't really all that grammatical, but you kind of have to think that if there are other things - which there are, because they sell pets, but they also sell pet accessories - then there would naturally be an "and" implied, because that just means that both of those things can exist simultaneously, which they do, in the same store in fact. And see, the store where they exist simultaneously is Pet Cetera, and you know that they do, because you have the word cetera, which means "other things," and you know that if you have other things - which in this case would be the completely non-specific category of pet accessories - there would have to be a thing that is not an other thing in the first place. And it's pretty clear by the fact that the first word in the name of the store is "Pet," that the main thing that the store sells is a variety of of pets, which is to say that pets would not fall under the category of other things, because in order for other things to even be other things, there has to be something that you would just ordinarily assume to be there in the first place. So if the store was just called "Pet," then you would take it to mean they were only selling, pets, but they also sell pet accessories, which is where the cetera comes in. So the store is called Pet Cetera, which means that they sell pets, but they also sell other things, like pet accessories.
==Guns n' Roses==
This has nothing to do with Guns n' Roses. Although if you think about it, they have guns, and they have roses. Like, if roses were a gun accessory, they would sell guns, and gun accessories.
==Petsmart==
Petsmart is a pet store opening soon on Stavanger Drive. In this store, they sell pets, but they're smart about it. It's not that they are just any generic pet store, but rather a more intellectual pet store, that sells pets, in a smart way. It also is a store, or "mart", as in "Wal-Mart," that sells pets, but if you add the s from "pets" onto mart, you get...naw forget it, it's too complicated.