Isle of Man

The Isle of man is a small island on the Atlantic Ocean. It is located to the far east of the United Flops of America, actually being slightly closer to Europe. This was caused by a massive meteor that hit the water, causing the island to drift away from the European continent. The island has been inhabited by the Man since 16.9 Million BF and are currently regarded as the first civilization to ever appear. It is known for being a dangerous place to sail to due to the rushing flows of cold water and the massive spikes of land sticking out around it. Only the most adept of sailors have been able to make it there and back out alive and this was only achieved by boat once. The name of this island doubles as the name of the country living on the island, with the entire population made up of the native species, the previously mentioned Man.
==History of the Island==
===Separation===
As mentioned before, the Isle of Man drifted away from Europe due to a massive meteor. After this event, several natural disasters razed the island, such as tsunamis and earthquakes. Luckily, there were no inhabitants of the island at the time, meaning no damage to any population occurred. Millions of years later, during the Ice Age, bridges to the island from frozen water.
===Affiliation with Mafia ===
The fertile land of the Isle of Man has such fertile land that is exactly the perfect conditions for growing Ballsack Poppies. This means that plenty of mafia organizations have set up camp on this island, especially due to the laxness of laws against growing drugs in the area. But this conundrum has also caused a lot more racism towards men.
===Fall of Mannism===
See Man (Species)
=== Anthem Controversies===
The anthem is quite controversial due to the use of racial slurs. The racial slur used is b*ngoid. The line where the slur is said is literally the chorus:
Our hooves hit hit hit the ground
Hit hit hit those crusty b*ngoids all around
Our hooves hit hit hit the ground
Hit hit hit those crusty b*ngoids all around
==Geography==
The Isle of Man is mostly comprised of forest areas and plains, with plenty of lakes. There is the occasional mountain range too, and tourists often settle there for the view.
==Tourism In the Isle Of Man ==
The most famous mountain is Mt. Woman (named after the extinct ancestors of the Man.) which tourists absolutely love climbing, mainly because it's the tallest mountain there. The land is pretty fertile, mainly because of the massive amounts of Autismium and Obamium underground, so tourists obviously want to mine there. 
==Notable People==
*Man
=="Let our hooves hit hit hit the ground one last time"==
During the 36th century, Floppus contacted the people and told them the date of their demise on 4559. On the fateful day, the president issued the message "Let our hooves hit hit hit the ground on last time", and used his telepathy skills to make the anthem play in everyone's head.
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