I'd Pay to See That!

I'd Pay to See That! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
A yacht full of corporate lawyers is attacked by a ravenous sea monster at the vessel's "stern." The first lawyers to be eaten will be:
===Choices===
1. on the yacht's left side
2. on the yacht's right side
3. at the front of the yacht
4. at the back of the yacht
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Right! Is wrong."
3. sound clip
4. "The stern is the back of the yacht."
===Answer Quote===
"Let's savor that image for a moment."
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