Tom's Tales of Crazy/Transcript

==Transcript==
Narrator: Seven years ago Tom Ridgewell and Edd Gould
teamed up to create Tom's Tales of Awesome.
Five years ago they teamed up again to create
Tom's Tales of Brilliance.
Then Tom made a series called ASDFmovie, which
was basically the same thing and stuff got kind of weird.
But now it's back!
(Trumpets)
Nice dog! Does he do any tricks?
Of course he does tricks!
Nermal implode!
(Bark & Implodes)
Yeaah, he can only do that once.
(Whistling) Wow, what a great day! Hey stranger!
Hey there!
(Straight up mugged)
Woah! Are you okay?! That guy just stole your
bag and ran into an orphanage!
Oh don't worry it's fine. I'm a terrorist.
Hey! Wait! Is there a bomb in this bag?!
(Explosion)
OH MY GOD THE ORPHANS!! THEY'RE MELTING!!
oh
Oh Stacey, i'm really enjoying our date on
this lovely snowy day. Even if your voice
is freakishly man-like.
Wait, what was that about my voice?
Nothing.
I'm enjoying this date too. Especially since
I can eat all this delicious snow.
NO! Stacey! What have you done!?
Urghh what?
You've eaten snow and now the sun is coming
out! You're gonna melt!
Oh no! Tom i'm melting! I'm melting!
Stacey! NOO!!
Goodbye Tom!
DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!
I will always l- (gargles)
No. No. No. N- Aww man! Now i'm all wet!
Man, school sucks!
Uh-huh.
Hey kids! Wanna do something cool?!
We sure do!
Well, you're in the wrong place!
(Explosion)
SO LONG SUCKERS!! I'M AN ADULT!!
ARGHH! TOM! SAVE ME!!
Help! I don't know what to do!
Remember young Tom. If you love something.
Let it go.
Oh okay.
WHYYYYY!!!
Love you!
Okay, throw the ball!
Oh no! What have I done?!
Hey there, wha- OH MY GOD! Did you kill that
baseball?
Uh, no!
Yeah you did I saw you do it!
Uhhh! It was like that when I did it!
I'm gonna tell everyone! I'm gonna tell the
whole world!
No! Please don't do that!
You're gonna goto jail! You're gonna goto
jail where you belong!
OH NO! What do I do?!
(Car drive off)
Dammit!
This is the end of the video. We really hope
you enjoyed the show. (Singing)
I hope you come back for what we've got next.
He's a preview of the kind of thing that you can expect. (Singing)
You're an idiot!
Hey, check out Pearl who animated this video
and I also want to give you guys a big thanks
for watching and supporting the show which
enables us to raise money for charity. Yay!