Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 5: Once in a Blew Moon!/Transcript

Orange: Hey hey, fruit lovers! Guess who's back to answer all of your questions. I'll give you a hint: it's me! Now let's do this thing.
Sabrionrocks: What happened to the 50 Caliber Kitchen Cannon?
Orange: Hmm. It's funny that you mentioned that.
Pear: (groans) This can't be good.
axelhydra: Will you destroy the moon?
Orange: Nah, we can't do that. We already blew up the moon once.
Pear: Wait, Orange. But now, it's a New Moon.
[The moon shows Daneboe and his wife.]
Orange: Wah! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
[explosions]
Announcer: It's time for Ask Orange!
MrSuperBDaman: What do you think is the cutest animal?
Orange: I would say... alligator.
Apple: What are you talking about? Alligators aren't cute.
Orange: No. Alligator!
Apple: What? (screams as he gets eaten by the alligator)
RetechDragonflame: Hey Orange! What's your best joke?
Orange: A joke? What's a joke?
ITellMySecret: What's your favorite sport?
Orange: Let's see. That would have to be... motorboating! [fluttering lips]
rere12596: What's it like to be an orange?
Orange: Well, I guess you can say being an orange is... (puts on sunglasses) very a-peel-ing!
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
lps2hip: Hey, are we cool?
Orange: Well, I guess you could say that we're cool... Cool as ice.
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
TotallyTaylor567: Why are you so annoying?
Orange: Well, I guess you could say that-
Pear: Okay, enough already.
Orange: Aaah! Aw, I dropped my glasses.
Midget Apple: Glasses? Looks like you two are making... a "spectacle" of yourselves.
(Orange and Midget Apple laugh)
Pear: Son of a...
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
AwesomeHotDog101: What happened to my lunch? I bet Squash can answer this.
Lunch Bag: Hey, yo! I'm over here-
Squash: (squashes Lunch Bag) Eww!
jrox303: What's your favorite video you've made so far?
Orange: Ooh, that's a tough one. I guess if I had to make a flash decision, I'd say... ZOOM!
ZOOM: (sprays Orange)
Orange: Hey!
ZOOM: Watch out! This is extreme!
Orange: I don't want your backwash. Ugh...
Lorenzo R Campana: Can I axe you a question?
Orange: Nope, but Apple can.
Apple: What now? Aah-
[An axe cuts Apple in half.]
Joyascorrea: I have a question for Marshmallow. I love unicorns! Yay!
Orange: Wait. That's not a question.
Marshmallow: Yay! I love unicorns too!
Orange: That's not a question either.
Marshmallow: I also love kittens and puppies and clowns and balloons and kitten balloons and puppy balloons and puppy-puppy-puppy balloons...
skyskyladybug: Say hi to Skyler!
Orange: Hi, Skyler!
Lkilla1997: I just ate an entire midget apple. It was a little snack!
Orange: (laughs) (laughs) (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groans) It's not that funny.
giladpa: What happened to Dog Biscuit?
Orange: Last I heard, he was trying to get his driver's license, but he's having trouble trying to parallel bark. (laughs) Get it? Parallel bark? (laughs)
offsnake101: Are you still going to make YouTube videos while you do your TV show?
Orange: Absolutely! Don't worry, everybody. We're not giving up YouTube just because we're on the boob tube. We'll still be here every week kicking it old school. Ain't that right, Grandpa Lemon?
Grandpa Lemon: Word to your mother, and that word is...
Pear: Cheese!
[The moon crashes and explodes, ending the video.]