Sweeney Todd vs Edward Scissorhands

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Sweeney Todd, raps against the misunderstood monster, Edward Scissorhands, to see who's Tim Burton's better pale-white barber portrayed by Johnny Depp.
== Cast ==
Watsky as Sweeney Todd
Watsky as Edward Scissorhands (body)
Nice Peter as Edward Scissorhands (audio)
Instrumental - Dance with the Devil
== Intro ==
Announcer: (0:10)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SWEENEY TODD
VS
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
BEGIN!
== The Battle ==
Edward Scissorhands: (0:22)
Take a seat Todd, it’s time for a taste of your own medicine 
As this uncommonly gentle man disses the probably mental man 
You’re a wanna-be devil, man, you turn your victims into sweet meat 
Well I’m about to defeat thee and exorcise a Demon from Fleet Street
Because you’re a monster, to your kids, friends and wife 
So I’ll do society a favor when I proceed to end your life 
Do the basic mathematics, it’s about time someone slew you, 
These scissors will always trump this paper, I’m about to cut through you
Sweeney Todd: (0:43)
Between you and me, Ol’ Man Burton was getting pretty greedy, 
You think you’re his next Skellington but you’re just a Frankenweenie
So YOU take a seat, Mr. Scissorhands, it’s about time that we had this talk 
Let’s take a look at this mop - You want just a little off the top? 
Well, you’re out of luck, out of money, and now you’re also dead 
Came in for a loss of hair, let with a much larger loss of head 
You're packing two Krueger claws, so I'll be the Jason that you're facing, 
I’ve lost my patience, another statement and I’ll send you to my basement! 
Because that’s what happens if you step to me, elimination 
For the abomination with too many relations to Frankenstein's creation
You'd best stop, your verse and your movie was a huge flop, 
Just a little orphan cock who wouldn’t last in my wifes pie shop
Edward Scissorhands: (1:17)
You’ll have to try harder, you know my lyrics are sharper, 
Face it, you’re just mad nobody’s afraid of a demon barber 
Wipe off that big grin, you’ve lost before the battle could begin 
‘Cause you’re an evil, evil man, and the hero always wins 
Sweeney Todd: (1:28)
You’re a manic depressed loser, it’s time to come clean, 
Hate to get mean, but you’re the emo version of Wolverine
You circle my style like a vulture, you’re of despicable culture, 
So I’ll grab my flat razor and skin you like an ice sculpture
Edward Scissorhands: (1:40)
Your rhymes are Depp-ressing, you are not stronger, you 
Are unsuitable, like your musical, it’s time for me to Tod Slaughter you 
I'll end this modern mocker because he raps like a Todd-ler, ew 
So I'll send YOU to your basement dead, pretend you're your daughter (Ooh!)
== Outro ==
Announcer: (1:50)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU D-D-DECIDE!
EPIC RAP- (Scissors cut the logo into three parts) BATTLES… of history…