Homer Is Where the Art Isn't/Quotes

:Mayor Quimby: Did you know we had to lay off a third of the police force? That's right: Eddie.
:Eddie: I used to have a gun!
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:Manacek: Your story had everything a field trip, a dream sequence, Sideshow Mel.
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:Manacek: A blue-collar Joe suddenly likes modern art? That story and two bits will get you a cup of coffee.
:Lisa Simpson: What year do you think it is?
:Manacek: Hey, who's the shamus here?