Bubble Bass Reviews - The SBFW Discord

(Episode starts out with Bubble Bass sleeping on his couch.)
Alarm: RRRRRRRRRRRR
Bubble Bass: (jolted awake) AH! What the?! Oh right, I have to film my show.
(Bubble Bass quickly sets everything up and sits down on his throne.)
Bubble Bass: Greetings everyone, and welcome to the second episode of...BUBBLE BASS REVIEWS! 
(kids cheering sound effect)
Bubble Bass: Sorry for the no new episodes recently, my mom grounded me recently, it was a long wait. Stupid mother.
Bubble Bass’s Mom: (off-screen) TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND YOU’LL BE GROUNDED EVEN LONGER!
Bubble Bass: Yikes. As I was saying, today I was going to review the SpongeBob Fanon series, but there are way too many episodes in that. I’m simply too lazy- I mean, I don’t have the time to watch all that. So, I’m instead going to review the closest thing I can find which doesn’t require me to watch anything. And what is that, you may ask? Well, it’s not a show. Today I’m reviewing the SBFW Discord Server! Now because this isn’t a show, I’m going to have to delve directly into the server to review it. I’ll film my experience in it, show the highlights in this show, and then give it my full review afterwards.
(Bubble Bass turns on his computer.)
Bubble Bass: Hmm, a username...what to call myself...ooh! I got it! My name shall be… “Bubble Bass”. Very creative.
(zoom into computer)
(Bubble Bass#4953 just hopped in)
Bubble Bass: Greetings fellow users
It is I
Bubble Bass
aaron w#0559: Your mother.
Bubble Bass: I'm here because in the second episode of my show
Bubble Bass Reviews
I'm in fact reviewing...THIS SERVER!
So I need some experience
So give me some experience
Right now
FireLiz#7327: (picture of Bubble Bass)
Bubble Bass: Well that is a wonderful picture of me
Quite handsome indeed
(silence)
Bubble Bass: So far...this is quite a boring server
If I do not get some action I will be giving this an F-
Or even a Z-
aaron w#0559: @Bubble Bass k*ll yourself
Bubble Bass: Hold up there
cactus#9225: Z- would be fitting as everyone is Zoidberg
Bubble Bass: This is a family friendly program
Hosted by me
Bubble Bass
Your family friendly host
aaron w#0559: my apologies
take a long nap
Bubble Bass: NOPE!
I just did
In fact I just woke up before recording my show
Admin: @Bubble Bass hey *sshole
(Bubble Bass#4953 has pfft...welped themselves out of existence.)
Admin: No fat*sses.
(zoom out to real Bubble Bass)
Bubble Bass: Huh? I can’t believe it! I’ve been...k-k-kicked from the server!
(gasp)
Bubble Bass: This must be dealt with immediately. My reputation has to be sustained!
Bubble Bass Reviews is filmed in front of a non-live 1-man studio audience.
(Ad break)
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(Ad break over)
Bubble Bass: Welcome back, you’re just in time to see me rejoin the SBFW Discord server and tell them the correct way to treat the host of Bubble Bass Reviews.
(zoom into computer again)
(Bubble Bass#4953 just hopped in)
Bubble Bass: HOW DARE YOU!
YOU INSULT THE GREAT BUBBLE BASS?!
(Bubble Bass is given the bible camper role and can only see the bible camp channel.)
Bubble Bass: HUH?!
What is this
What is a "bible camp"
Why...this is simply terrible
I might have to change my grade of this server to a Z--
THAT IS HOW BAD IT IS!
Thankfully because of my smarts I have engineered a way to get out
(replying to a message by CrazySponge which says “wait i could just leave and rejoin)
Which I have not stolen at all
(Bubble Bass leaves and rejoins the server)
Bubble Bass: YOU CANNOT LOCK ME UP!
Well at least this server can't get any worse
(Bubble Bass is banned)
(zoom out)
Bubble Bass: BANNED?! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! I need to speak to a member to resolve this issue!
(zoom in)
(Bubbles Bass DMs CrazySponge)
Bubble Bass: Hello CrazySponge 
Please Help Me
I Have Been Unfairly Banned-
(A Discord notification pops up saying Discord needs to verify the account.)
(zoom out)
Bubble Bass: Oh. I used a fake email to sign up. Well...I guess I’m not joining again. Good riddance. What a terrible server. It gets -100/100, which means it gets my final rating of Z--. It couldn’t get worse than that right?
(quick flash of all the terrible moments and messages on the sbfw discord)
Bubble Bass: (blank face) Pfff...welp. I’m going to clean out my eyes. Patrick, you finish this.
(Patrick walks in)
Patrick: Okay...uhm, what he said! Z minus minus or something. Time to call the owner of the uh discord or whatever.
(Patrick initiates a discord call, which nobody ever responds to)
Patrick: Hmm...it seems there’s no response.
(Bubble Bass returns)
Bubble Bass: Good. I don’t wanna hear another word from those bottomfeeders. Well folks it appears my time here is up. Not because this video is getting long, but because I’m really tired.
Bubble Bass’s Mom: (off-screen) NO RESTING YET! DO YOUR CHORES!
Bubble Bass: COME ON! EVERYTIME! THIS HAPPENS EVERYTIME! I JUST WANT TO REST BUT YOU COME IN AND SAY OH BUBBLE BASS YOU GOTTA DO YOUR STUPID CHORES WELL SHUT UP I WANNA PLAY WITH MY ACTION FIGURES AND THEN SLEEP AND
(this goes on for a long time. End.)
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