Spongerick

Spongerick is the 16th episode of Wait Wut and the second episode of season two.
== Transcript ==
(A mysterious floating pirate ship pulls up outside SpongeBob's house. Two pirates jump off the ship and knock on the door. One is holding a rainbow LGBT cake. More pirates watch from onboard the ship.)
SpongeBob: (answers door gleefully) Who is it?! (confused) Huh? A cake? But it's not my birthday!
Pirate #1: It's okay, SpongeBob.
Pirate #2: We know your secret.
SpongeBob: (laughs) I don't have any secrets!
Pirate #1: You can drop the act now.
Pirate #2: You're secret is safe with us.
SpongeBob: What's secret?
Pirate #2: That you're gay with Patrick.
(SpongeBob stares at them for a second, confused, before breaking into spontaneous laughter)
SpongeBob: I'm not gay with Patrick!
Pirate #1: But you're always so happy with him!
Pirate #2: And you hold his hand all the time!
SpongeBob: That's because we're best friends, silly!
Pirate #2: But you don't behave very manly!
Pirate #1: Yeah, you like jellyfishing, dancing and blowing bubbles!
SpongeBob: Why can't men do that? You should stop stereotyping people, silly! (laughs)
Pirate #1: (disappointed) So, um, Patrick's not your boyfriend?
SpongeBob: No!
Pirate #2: And you're not gay?
SpongeBob: Of course not!
Pirate #1: (shouting to the pirates watching from the ship) HE'S NOT GAY! ABANDON SHIP!
Pirate #3: (on the ship) wait wut
== Trivia ==
*The episode makes fun of assumptions that SpongeBob is gay (see here).
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