The Hash-Slinging Slasher (LEGOCITY73)

The Hash-Slinging Slasher was a horror film written by LEGOCITY73. The film stars SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star as Bikini Bottom is hit by a wave of killings perpetuated by the serial killer the Hash-Slinging slasher.
== Plot ==
The film opens in a dark alleyway lit only by a single dull bulb. Fred Reginald is walking along the street when he drops his wallet and a stray snail grabs it. Fred chases the snail into the alley, only to be caught off guard and murdered by the Slasher. 
The next day, SpongeBob and Squidward are working at the Krusty Krab like any other day, when Patrick stumbles in claiming he was chased by a black-clad maniac with a knife. SpongeBob mentions that he saw a black-clad figure stalking around in the woods the other night, and the both of them go to report their sightings to the police as Fred's murder hits the news. The style and method of the killing -multiple stab wounds to the back, all in dark, secluded places- is similar to several other killings over the last few weeks, and leads many to believe a serial killer is on the loose. Chief All Priss assures the city at a press conference that the BBPD has everything under control and will catch this pyscho.
That night, Officer Marcie O'Malley is killed while exiting a gas station, and her sister, Nancy O'Malley, is emailed a photo of the corpse with the caption, "You're next, signed, the Hash-Slinging Slasher." The city soon begins to go into a panic, people begin panic buying food and other supplies and getting security systems and attempting to avoid leaving their homes. SpongeBob and Patrick, however, don't seem too concerned, and against Sandy's pleas, they both decide to go to the movies that night to see the new Mermaid Man sequel. 
Upon arriving, they find themselves the only ones at the theater, and the cowed theater staff all carrying guns for their own protection. The duo buys tickets and start watching the movie. 
The Slasher, having followed them, sneaks into the theater and kills a young usher before sneaking into the theater room. He creeps up behind the duo, but Patrick notices at just the right time and him and SpongeBob flee. A ticket boy who sees them pulls a gun and shoots at the Slasher but misses and is killed by the maniac. SpongeBob and Patrick make it to Patrick's boat and drive home, SpongeBob insists Patrick sleepover for safety. Sandy, meanwhile, is doing her own investigation and finds something shocking.
SpongeBob attempts to convince Squidward to join him and Patrick for safety, but Squidward turns him down, claiming he is too important and civilized to be killed by a "backwater uncivilized son of a bitch." 
Meanwhile, Eugene Krabs is at the Krusty Krab preparing to lock up, lamenting that this serial killer is bad for business and pledging to "blow the brains out of that money-taking bastard." However, while walking out to his boat, Krabs spots a penny in the parking lot and goes for it, this is a trap, and the Slasher kills him.
At the Krabs residence, Pearl is in bed with a Teenage Boy magazine when she gets a call from her dad's phone. She picks it up, thinking it's him, only to hear the raspy voice of the killer say Krabs is dead. Pearl freaks out and calls the police, sobbing. The police send officers to the Krusty Krab and to the Krabs residence. The two officers sent to the house are Rob Johnson and John Slugfish. The Slasher attempts to reach the house, but is too late, Pearl is safely removed the house and taken to the police station. 
Meanwhile, Sandy travels to SpongeBob's house and is let in, she frantically explains what she found out: Every major victim so far has, in some way, been connected to SpongeBob. SpongeBob freaks out and then begs Sandy to take Patrick, Squidward and Gary with her to safety and to leave him for the killer. Sandy refuses, but as SpongeBob is about to argue Squidward's screams can be heard. The Slasher has broken into his house. Squidward leaps from his bedroom window and is grabbed by Sandy, she gets everyone into her submarine and leaves as the Slasher follows in Squidward's boat.
Sandy calls the police and is instructed to get to the station. When she arrives, the Slasher pulls a gun and shoots over several rounds, Gary leaps in front of SpongeBob and takes the bullets. SpongeBob, furious, attempts to attack the killer but is hauled inside by the police. The station is locked down. Gary dies in SpongeBob's arms, and SpongeBob changes from scared, to angry. He pledges to kill the Slasher. The police computer system is them overloaded with spammed emails showing pictures of multiple new victims:
Ms Puff
Larry the Lobster
Karen Plankton
Scooter
SpongeBob is mortified, as is everyone else. Sheldon Plankton then shows up at the station, sobbing that the Chum Bucket was broken into and Karen was killed. The Slasher, outside, then detonates a bomb outside the station. From there, he breaks in and kills multiple police officers. Al faces down with the killer and rips away some of his mask only the be stabbed in the face. SpongeBob and the gang get out of the station with John and Rob and drive back to the Krusty Krab. There, they access Krabs' extensive gun collection and arm themselves to face the killer.
The Slasher shows up with a small band of Plankton's robots, only reprogrammed. The robots break into the Krusty Krab, and the gang begins gunning them down. Plankton charges at several with a grenade and sets it off, killing 5 but also killing himself. Rob is killed by a robot.
Soon, the remainder of the gang is faced with the Slasher himself. SpongeBob points a Glock at the Slasher and fires. The bullet pings off what sounds like metal. SpongeBob orders Sandy to take the others and flee. She tries to resist but he sternly tells her to go. Then, left alone with the killer, SpongeBob has one simple question. Why?
The killer laughs, and slowly, his fake-sounding voice transitions into a more familiar voice. Bubble Bass. The killer then removes his mask and cloak. It is Bubble Bass. SpongeBob is shocked and angrily asks why. Bass laughs and and goes into a long monologue about how SpongeBob had it all, he had fame, he had real friends, he had a loving family. Bass then angrily points out all the times SpongeBob has humiliated Bass, including the pickle incident. SpongeBob, incredulous, says he and Bass could have been friends. 
Bass laughs once more, and says "The likes of me would never be accepted by the likes of you." SpongeBob raises his gun, but Bass states he knows there arn't any more bullets in it. SpongeBob chuckles slightly, then shoots Bass in the face. We fade to black.
Several weeks after the showdown at the Krusty Krab, things are still upside down. SpongeBob, now the owner of the Krusty Krab as stated in Krabs' will, has tried his hardest to put the past behind him, all while remembering all the lives lost. Chip Plankton now owns the Chum Bucket, and he and SpongeBob are now friends. 
A large memorial has been built at the Krusty Krab for all the lives lost because of Bubble Bass. All of the gang is still in therapy for the trauma they experienced. John is now chief of police. The film ends as a black-clad figure watches the Krusty Krab from a hilltop.
Category:Horror
Category:Horror film