Annoying Orange: Annoying Ways To Die/Transcript

(Song begins with a sunflower screaming after being killed by Peach in a jet pack and caught on fire screaming)
(Orange) Verse 1: Crack your shell for a meal 
Lose your face and half your peel
Hop in a cannon with no Seatbelt
Get put in a fire just to melt
Chorus: Annoying ways to die so many annoying ways to die Annoying Ways to die-hi-oh so many annoying ways to die
Verse 2: Get cut by an axe
Fall into a bucket full of tacks
Hit in the face with a chainsaw
Smashed and grounded into coleslaw
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 3: Eat a bomb for a snack
Fly to work in a jetpack
Getting your butt grated off isn't great
Get sliced and diced and slapped on a plate
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 4: Get squeezed into juice
Get bit in the head by a hungry moose
Mistake a blender for a fair ride
Get smothered in batter and deep fried
(Repeat Chorus twice)
(Orange laughs and all dead characters get crushed by a giant anvil)
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