Crackward Escapes

First episode of The spongeboot show
Spongeboot : Ah what a nice day today.
Spongeboot walked to his chair and turned on the tv.
Fishkins: Breaking news! Crackward has escaped the mental hospital! 
Spongeboot: Wow, I wonder if they'll ever catch that guy.
Fishkins: The police are still looking for him, but they do not have any leads at this time.
Spongeboot: Man, I hope they catch him soon. I don't want to get caught in the crossfire between him and the police.
Fishkins: Let's hope this situation can be resolved soon.
Spongeboot: Yeah, me too. Hey, want to watch something else?
Squidbob : Yeah. 
Squidbob : Yes! Lets watch a sea chicken rodeo
Spongeboot: Oh, I love sea chicken rodeos! Who's in it today?
Squidbob: Well, if memory serves me correctly, today's competitors are Bluebeak and Goldenbeak. Both of them are well-known riders among the community.
Spongeboot: Wow, I can't wait to see who wins. Who do you think has the best chance to come out on top?
Squidbob : Ehh i dont know. Then suddenly the tv goes blank and then shows crackward running around a room laughing and screaming
Spongeboot: What the fish? Wait, that's him! Crackward!
Squidbob: I can't believe it, how did he get on TV?
Spongeboot: No idea, but we gotta report this to the police. Maybe they have a lead on his location.
Squidbon: Good thinking, let's go to the station now.
Spongeboot: I'm with you, we can't let this criminal get away.
At the station, Spongeboot and Squidbob talked to the police chief.
Spongeboot: Hello, sir! We have a lead on where Crackward might be. We saw him on TV earlier, and now we're here to tell you about it. Any way you can send some officers to locate him?
Police Chief: We've been searching for this guy for months, and you're telling me that he was on TV out in the open?
Spongeboot: Yes, sir! I promise you, we're not lying! It's true.
Police chief: Hes the one whos been spreading propaganda and leftist views! Hes also a drug cartel
Spongeboot: Yes sir, we saw him saying all kinds of things on TV, and it's all true! How could he be running a drug cartel though, when he's locked in a mental hospital?
Police Chief: Well, clearly he must've escaped. We need to put an APB out for that guy, he's wanted by the federal government.
Spongeboot: But he's still out there?
Police Chief: Don't worry, we have an entire task force dedicated to bringing this guy in. And now that we have a lead, we can finally catch him.
Police Chief: Sir, I think we got him! They caught this crazy plankton that goes by the name "Crackton".
Spongeboot: What? No way! That's not Crackward? I mean, he might be related to him somehow, but it's not the same guy.
Police 1: Wait, let's take a look at him. Maybe he really is Crackward.
Police officer: Here he is!
The police officers wheel in a cart with a crazy-looking plankton on it.
Crackton: CRACKWARDS OUT THERE! I NEED MORE GOODIES IVE OT THE MUNCHIES! CRACKWARDS IN THE CITY CENTER!
Police Chief: What!? We've been searching for Crackward for months, and just when we thought we caught him, you say he's somewhere else?
Squidbob: Wait, is this guy for real?
Spongeboot: He seems to think he's telling the truth. We should check out the city center and see if Crackward is really there.
RoboBot5000: CRACKWARDS IN BIKINI BOTTOM CENTRAL! CALL THE TASK FORC
(Powerhouse starts playing.)
Police Chief: Alright, everyone! We have a confirmed sighting of Crackward! He's in Bikini Bottom Central, and we need to send a task force immediately!
Police officer 1: On it, sir! We'll have a task force there as soon as possible.
Spongeboot: Hey, can Squidbob and I join the task force? We have some information that might help to take down Crackward.
Police officer 2: Sure. Seeing as you know about him. Police chief : Well we need to catch him fast!
Spongeboot: Alright, we're on it! Let's go, Squidbob. We gotta move quick, before we lose track of him.
Spongeboot, Squidbob, and the cops all hop in a squad car and head towards Bikini Bottom Central.
They head towards the center. And there he is Crackward. Hes harassing citizens and even forcing some to sniff drugs
All of the cops get out of the car and approach Crackward.
Police officer 1: Hold it right there, buddy! We have a report of you harassing citizens and distributing drugs. So what have you got to say for yourself?
Crackward: Hrmph... you're just trying to stop me from delivering the truth to the people. They need to know the truth! And you can't stop me!
Crackward starts to bite officers and he starts to run away
Spongeboot: Oh no! Looks like we underestimated him. We gotta catch this guy before he gets away!
All of the cops run after Crackward, trying to chase him down.
Spongeboot: Come back here! We want to speak to you.
Crackward: You won't catch me, no sirree! I am the fastest drug delivery guy in all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidbob gets a rocket launcher and shoots him down
With the rocket launcher in hand, Squidbob fires at Crackward. The rocket hits its mark, and the helicopter crashes to the ground.
Spongeboot: Wow, you did it Squidbob! We got him!
Police Chief: What a shot! You're a hero, Squidbob.
Squidbob: All in a day's work, sir.
The cops pull Crackward out of the helicopter. Crackward is still screaming about the clams being government spying tools, and the cops are looking at him in confusion.
Police Chief: Umm, yeah, we don't really understand what he's saying here. But we did catch the guy, so that's the important thing.
Spongeboot: Yeah, maybe he needs some more mental help. But at least he won't be causing any more trouble.
All the cops nod in agreement.
It then cuts to squidbob, hairward and spongeboot in a nearby cafee
Spongeboot: You know, it was a close call, but we managed to catch him in the end.
Squidbob: Yeah, it was nice to finally get him. He's a crazy one, that's for sure.
Hairward: So, is it over? We caught him, right? No more problems with Crackward?
Spongeboot: For now. For now.
The End
== Characters ==
* Spongeboot
* Squidbob
* Crackward
* Nick Fishkins
* Police Chief
* Hairward
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