Jose Wilbert, Gaia's Insane Technique

Jose Wilbert, Gaia's Insane Technique is among one of the worst Junk Rares in Duel Masters history when compared with cards of the same set. Anyone who wants Olzekia, General of Decapitation or Romanesk, The Dragon Wizard from a box of DM-25 is about to get shocked when he sees this and Soul-Reaping Sardonyx.
==Card Explanation==
If there is a reason why Rock-Paper-Scissor cards should never occupy high rarities, this is it.
This card, at first glance is a 6 to 5000 creature that has 3 civilizations; Light, Water and Fire. This is a pretty bad civilization combination by itself and the three-civilization card weaknesses also kick in too in this case.
And here comes the effects; When Jose Wilbert attacks, a game of rock-paper-scissors is declared and if the player wins, it gets "Triple Breaker" (And it gets to keep it until it leaves the battle zone too), and when it would be destroyed, rock-paper-scissors will be played as well and if the player wins, it gets returned to his hand.
So the problem is THESE ARE ALL ROCK-PAPER-SCISSOR TRIGGERED EFFECTS, and if the player loses the rock-paper-sciossors games, Jose Wilbert does absolutely nothing other than breaking a shield. There is simply NO time or room for activating Rock-Paper-Scissors in a tense and fast-paced metagame. And to top it off Jose Wilbert gets summoning sickness, so the player must wait a turn in which it will be removed by something like Gaial Kaiser, the Victorious. Additionally, the Rock-Paper-Scissors game is declared before blocking, so all the opposing player has to do is to block it wich a slightly larger creature like Emeralda, Pitch Dragon Elemental before it strikes.
And if the player wants lightweight triple breakers, Redzone, Roaring Invasion and Sanmadd, S-Rank Tribe are all more better and more consistent choices.
Plus the worst thing is DM-25's other super rares include the highly meta (At that time) cards, Olzekia, General of Decapitation and Romanesk, The Dragon Wizard, so anyone who gets this is in for a gigantic mental impact.
Category:Lost Crusader
Category:Metagame Status:Junk Rare
Category:Creature