Clouds

Pinkfrosting88 accidentally teleports some characters (and legs) into a far away land.
== Transcript ==
{Cut to Mee in Front of a door.}
MEE: I'm just gonna open this door, here.
{Opens it, we are now inside the room, Mee is looking in, Pinkfrosting's silhouette can be seen.}
PF88: Hey!
MEE: What the...
PF88: Get the hell out of here.
MEE: I'm telling Space Tree.
(Cut to Mee and Space Tree.)
MEE: Hey, Space Tree. You'll never guess what I just saw, man. I totally just walked in on PinkFrosting-- {He gets pushed down to the floor by PF88.}
PF88: Don't say it, Marone.
MEE: Get those slimy things off me...you damn dirty ape.
SPACE TREE: Look Meelord, if what you saw was so embarrassing, then maybe you just shouldn't tell me...until later, when Pinkfrosting isn't here.
MEE: No seriously, you have to hear this. She--
PF88: Don't tell him, Marone, I mean it!
MEE: Or what? {Gets up.} What are you gonna do Stinkfrosting? Throw more tentacle slime on me?
PF88: You better watch it. I do have superpowers, now, and I'm willing to teleport the crap out of you.
MEE: Yeah yeah, you're all bark and no bite. 'Cause you're a dog, get it?
PF88: {Grabs him.} That's it!
{Enter Reginald.}
REGINALD: Hey could you two keep it down in here, I'm trying to conduct an interview with Jessica Alba.
{Enter Commander.}
COMMANDER: Yeah, and I'm trying to watch.
{Enter Allon.}
ALLON: Yeah, I'm here, too.
SPACE TREE: {With sunglasses} Hey, guys, Pinkfrosting's just about to lay the smack-down on Meelord. Check it out.
MEE: She's not gonna be smacking anything down. Because she doesn't even know how to use the powers properly. Right?
PF88: {Lets Mee down.} Okay, Marone, I'm gonna teleport your ass off!
MEE: Yeah, good luck.
PF88: How's this for luck? {Waves her arms, she gets teleported away.}
{Cut to the Space Tree, Reginald, Allon and the Commander, Reginald and Allon get teleported away, too, the Commander falls down about half a meter.}
MEE: Woah. Three balls with one stone. I mean birds, whatever. {Leaves.}
Commander: Uh, I think it's more like three and a quarter... {Pan out, his legs are missing.} if my legs count as birds.
{Cut to Cloud Land, Allon, Reginald, PF88 and the Commander's legs materialize.}
PF88: Uhh, I meant to do that.
ALLON: Where the heck are we? {A little scared.} Are we dead?
{Pan out, we see Cloud-Face.}
CLOUD-FACE: Helloooo. Welcome to Cloud Land {Some tunes play while he speaks.}
REGINALD: Who in the frig are you?
CLOUD-FACE: My name is Cloud-Face.
ALLON: Is that because your face is a cloud?
Made from 100% recycled clouds
CLOUD-FACE: {Leans to Allon.} I am entirely made of Clouds.
ALLON: {A little scared.} I'm scared.
{One Week later, Allon's pants have been turned into clouds.}
CLOUD-FACE: How're you enjoying your Cloud Pants, Allon?
ALLON: They're pretty good. Thanks, Mr. Cloud-Face.
CLOUD-FACE: Did you know, that they were made from 100% recycled clouds?
ALLON: Really?
CLOUD-FACE: {To PF88 and Reginald, who eat clouds.} And how about you two? Enjoying the cloud salad?
PF88: This is the best cloud salad I ever had.
CLOUD-FACE: The secret ingredient: It's clouds!
{Cut back to the Ship, the Commander (without legs) sits there and reads "Monthly Marone", enter Mee.}
Monthly Marone
MEE: So, you still got no legs, huh?
COMMANDER: Yep.
MEE: That's pretty funny.
COMMANDER: Yeah. So, do you think the others are okay, wherever they are?
MEE: I don't know Commander, {Zoom to Mee, he closes his eyes as if he was sad.} I just...don't know... {Camera goes back to normal.} I also don't care. I mean Reginald is okay, but screw Pinkfrosting88!
COMMANDER: What was wrong with her?
MEE: What was wrong with her?? You wouldn't be saying that if you had saw what I saw. That reminds me, I never actually told anyone what I saw. Huh.
COMMANDER: Well, I still kinda miss them...and by them, I mean my legs.
MEE: Yeah.
{Cut back to Cloud Land.}
CLOUD-FACE: What do you mean, you're leaving Cloud Land? Do you not like it, here?
ALLON: I like it.
PF88; Cloud Land is great, but we don't belong here, Cloud-Face. We're not made of Clouds.
CLOUD-FACE: That doesn't matter, to me. I can see the true clouds inside your hearts.
REGINALD: We know, Cloud-Face. But unfortunately, not everyone here fells the same way as you. {Camera zooms in, some music starts playing.} Maybe some day, when people like us are accepted within the Cloud Land Community, we'll be able to return.
CLOUD-FACE: {Music stops.} Well, fuck you, then. {Flips them off.} Suck my fat, cloudy dick! {Kicks Allon away.}
ALLON: Ah!
{Back in the ship.}
new legs
COMMANDER: Hey Meelord, check out my new legs.
{Zoom out to show the Commander's new legs, Space Tree enters and we see where the legs come from.}
SPACE TREE: Seriously, you better wash those when you're finished.
{Allon gets teleported back in.}
COMMANDER: Whoa, Allon!
{Reginald and Pinkfrosting88 appear.}
COMMANDER: Pinkfrosting! Reginald!
{The Commander's legs appear.}
COMMANDER: My legs!
MEE: Well, well, welcome back...otter.
PF88: I assume you told Space Tree about what you saw?
SPACE TREE: No, he didn't tell me anything. In fact, I forgot all about that.
MEE: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Check it out Space Tree: a couple of weeks ago, I totally walked in on PinkFrosting... eating a pile of bugs.
PF88: {A pause. She sighs.} So now, you know.
SPACE TREE: That's it?
MEE: That's it?? That was like a whole plate of bugs there, Space Tree. Are you seriously considering letting this bug-eater on the ship? She eats bugs!
SPACE TREE: Who cares? If she wants to eat bugs, it's no big deal.
ALLON: Yeah, Meelord, didn't you learn anything from Cloud Land?
MEE: What? What the Hell is Cloud Land?
ALLON: Oh right, you weren't there. Well, while we were there, we learned a very important lesson.
REGINALD: Yeah, we learned that Cloud Salad is de-licious. Mmm-Mmm
MEE: What the frig does that have to do with anything, Alvin? She eats bugs.
ALLON: Well, uh, I guess you had to be there.
MEE: Well I wasn't. And besides, she eats bugs!
COMMANDER: Hey, guys, I think I see what Space Tree's trying to say.
SPACE TREE: I, uh, wasn't saying anything.
COMMANDER: You see, PinkFrosting just had to find her place on the ship. For example, Allon is the fat one, Meelord is the sexy one, {Close up on Mee and the Commander.} the very sexy one...and now, Pinkfrosting, she's the disgusting one!
PF88: I am not disgusting.
ALLON: {Walks up the them.} Hey guys, why don't you give her a... whoa! {He slips.} What's all this liquid all over the floor?
PF88: Oh, it's just some of my excess tentacle fluids. I have to release them every few hours or else... {While she talks, we see Mee and the Commander, Reginald and Space Tree with his Smoking Pipe.} What? Oh, that's disgusting? The Commander has Space Tree's arms stuck to his bloody leg stumps. Come on!
MEE: Yeah, but at least he doesn't eat bugs.
{End of "Clouds".}
== Easter Eggs ==
At the end screen, click on the cloud's grey edge
Transcript
(cut to Mee and Reginald)
MEE: Hey, while you were gone, I finished that Jessica Alba interview for you.
REGINALD: Oh really?
MEE: Yeah and by finished it up I mean totally made out with her.
REGINALD: Yeah, right.
MEE: No really, I even took a photo as proof, see?
(cut to the photo seen on your right)
Totally making out with her
JESSICA ALBA: (fake voice) Oh Meelord, I love you.
MEE: Hey thanks, by the way, that Dark Angel Show is pretty cool.
JESSICA ALBA: Oh, you really think so?
MEE: I'm just kidding, I've never actually seen it. What was it about, some kind of vampire in the city or something?
JESSICA ALBA: No, you're thinking of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
MEE: Oh really? Hey who do you think would win the fight between Buffy this slaying Vampire and uh, Dark Angel?
JESSICA ALBA: My Character's name wasn't the Dark Angel, that was just the name of the show.
MEE: jeez, Jessica Alba, didn't know you were such a friggn' science-fiction nerd, god.
JESSICA ALBA: I'm not even Jessica Alba, I'm just you doing a fake voice.
MEE: Whatever, Jessica, jeez, I'm outta here.
(Mee rips the photo, removing himself)
JESSICA ALBA: Well Fuuuuuuuuuuuck You.
(cut back to Mee and Reginald, silence, then cut back to the end screen)
== Fun Facts ==
* If you look out of frame during the scene where Reginald is saying goodbye to Cloudface, Reginald grows a third arm.
*The back of "Monthly Marone" says:
Marone's Final Thought(s)
----by Dr. Mee Marone
So here were are at the end of another issue.
I was going to have an interview here with
Reginald about his fancy new show "The
Reginald Hour", but he says he's too busy, so
fuck that dick. His show sucks anyway. I
mean it's called "The Reginald Hour", but
the show only goes for 40 minutes. It's
bullshit. If I had a show called "The Marone
Hour" it'd go for a goddamn hour. And I
wouldn't be sitting inside a cannon either
because that's just fucking stupid. His show
is the most gimmicky piece of shit I've ever
seen. Plus ever since he got his own show
that guy has changed, man. I'm pretty sure
he didn't have teeth before, for one thing. He
looks like a total dick now. Also, I-- hold on a
second someone's at the door. Oh, Reginald
says he has time for an interview now, so I
guess you can disregard the rest of this page
because Reginald rules and so does his
awesome show. I know you're probably
thinking. "why don't you just delete all this
contradictory shit?.. Well, fuck you. I don't
play that, dog. The backspace key is for
losers. And I am not. One of those. Losers.
Uh. Whatever. T-Fresh Out.
== Goofs ==
When Reginald is sitting at the table eating his cloud salad, the fingers on his left hand are transparent.
== References ==
* A "Damn Dirty Ape" was one of the things Forescore Jones suspected Space Tree to be in Resident Treevil.
* Zooming to a character, with the character's eyes closed and saying "I just don't know" was often used before in Ed Atlin's cartoons, e.g. in the end of Stabby's Revenge.
* MEELORD: Well, well, welcome back...otter. This is a reference to the 70's show Welcome Back, Kotter.
*The show about "some kind of vampire in the city or something" Mee talks about is Angel.
*The show actually starring Jessica Alba is Dark Angel.
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