Gooning

Gooning is an advanced form of edging in which the feeling of strokin' ur shit feels so good that you begin to believe that ur entire body is just an extremity of ur penis. This shit feels sooooo good bro got dam u gotta try it.
Literally like I don't even think I ever do wanna have sex, it can not possibly be this fuccckking good bro omg
== Trivia ==
* I got lotion on my dick rn i'm strokin' my shit
* I've been training under the Gooning Sensei's for months now I haven't quite gooned yet but I am really close I can tell.