Big Sis B/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Big Sis B".
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(At the Vibe Town Spaceship, Rhythm and Blues are working on a new invention. Just then, Poppy falls through a wormhole and lands in their lab.)
Blues: Queen P is in the lab!
Rhythm: You sure you don’t want us to show you how the portals work again?
Poppy: (Wiping her dress) No, no, no, no. I think I’m getting the hang of… (She falls through another wormhole and lands back in Rhythm and Blues’ lab.) R, B, I’m here about that cupcake you baked me. See, I was so touched by the gesture that I kept waiting and waiting for the perfect moment to savor it. And, well, I think I waited too long. (She shows her old cupcake.)
Rhythm: Cupcake’s not supposed to move like that.
Blues: We’ve got you, Poppy. There is a very easy way that we can fix this.
Poppy: Really? You’re gonna make me another cupcake?!
Rhythm: Psh, no! We’re gonna invent a de-aging machine!
Blues: And zap that cupcake till it’s freshified!
Poppy: Oh. Um, that kinda sounds like a lot of trouble. Are you sure- (Rhythm and Blues start building their machine.)
Rhythm: What’s that, Queen P?!
Blues: Can’t hear you over our inventing! (Soon, they finish their machine.) What do you think, sis? 300 Groovatrons this time?
Rhythm: Let’s make it 350. (Blues puts a record in the machine.)
Blues: Energy lens: 33 or 45?
Rhythm: 45! (Blues goes over to another machine.)
Blues: Milkshake or ice cream smoothie?
Rhythm: Same thing, little sis. Same thing. (Blues makes some milkshakes appear.)
Both: To us! (They do a toast and take a sip of their milkshakes.)
Poppy: Aw. I love watching the way you two work together. 
Blues: Oh, yeah. I never wanna do any science without my big sister. Whenever I need her, I just look and there she is, having my back.
Poppy: Aw! (sniffs) I’ve gotta come up here with old, mushy cupcakes more often. (She hears the machine beeping.) Huh?
Rhythm: Oh, no! The machine is overloading! Everybody get down to Funky Town! (As Poppy and Blues take cover, she tries to turn off the machine, but it doesn’t work and it shoots at her. Poppy and Blues look up and see the cupcake now delicious.)
Blues: (laughs) The de-aging machine works!
Poppy: Uh… yeah, it does. (We see that Rhythm has turned into a toddler.)
Rhythm: Hi, I’m R. How come y’all are so old?
Blues: (gasps) Oh, R! My sweet sister supreme! Don’t you worry. The machine just needs a little time to power up, then we can throw it in reverse and turn you back to your fabulous, age-appropriate self.
Rhythm: (laughs) I’m this many. Did you know the average Troll head has one million hairs? Oh, that looks breakable. I’m gonna touch it. (She runs off.)
Poppy and Blues: No!
Rhythm: (About to touch an electric globe) Ooh! (Blues takes the electric globe away.)
Blues: Don’t touch that! (She and Poppy’s hair ends up messy because of the static, making Rhythm laugh.)
Rhythm: Y’all look silly! Hey! Listen to this noise I can make! (She blows a raspberry.) What’s that thing? (She runs off to the science table and Poppy and Blues gasp. Rhythm picks up a potion.) Is this edible? (Blues takes the potion away from her.)
Blues: Oh, R, you really shouldn’t- (Rhythm runs over to the button machine.)
Rhythm: Ooh! (She starts to press a red button.)
Blues: R, do not press that button!
Rhythm: Oh, OK. I’ll push this one. (She presses a purple button and an alarm sounds out.)
Poppy and Blues: NO!
Lownote’s Voice: Total evacuation initiated. (Poppy and Blues gasp. In another part of Vibe Town, Lownote is playing ping-pong against a yellow male Funnk Troll. Suddenly, they are put in bubbles and float out of Vibe Town.)
Funk Troll #1: What is this?!
Funk Troll #2: Oh, my goodness! (Poppy and Blues whimper in fear. They then hear Rhythm laughing.)
Rhythm: Wow! Milkshakes! (She picks up one of the milkshakes and the other spills onto the machine. Poppy and Blues scream as the Vibe Town spaceship spins and goes through a wormhole. Lownote and the Funk Trolls are then seen floating.)
Lownote: (chuckles) Mondays… (The Vibe Town Spaceship ends up in space. Poppy and Blues rush over to the machine and Blues tries to fix it.)
Rhythm: Ooh! Someone is gonna be in trouble! (laughs)
Blues: The ship’s controls are shot, navigation’s offline, I have no idea where we are, and well, you don’t wanna know the rest.
Lownote’s Voice: Vibe Town Spaceship on collision course with local star. Total destruction in 23 minutes. (We see that Vibe Town is heading toward the sun.)
Poppy: Waah!
Blues: I said she didn’t wanna know!
Poppy: So, you can fix this, right?
Blues: I don’t know! Should I bypass the couplings? Or reboot the data nexus? Or what do you think, sis?! (She sees Rhythm with a potion on her head. She soon falls over.) Oh, right. Poppy, I can’t fix this ship without my big sister! (Rhythm laughs and jumps into a wormhole.) R! (She looks in the wormhole.) She went into the anti-gravity cafeteria!
Poppy: The what cafeteria? (Blues takes her hand and they jump into the wormhole. They find Rhythm by some switches.) 
Rhythm: Ooh! (She pulls a yellow switch, causing Poppy and Blues to float.)
Poppy and Blues: Whooooooaa!
Poppy: Oh, the anti-gravity cafeteria! (Rhythm turns off the gravity and laughs. Then she turns it on several more times and makes Poppy and Blues move in various directions by pulling the switches.)
Blues: Young lady, you stop manipulating gravity this instant!
Rhythm: (Seeing a purple switch) My favorite color is purple! (She pulls the purple switch, making Poppy and Blues land on a wall.) Now I’m gonna be a Cuddle Pup. (She barks like a Cuddle Pup.)
Poppy: OK, I know this is bad, but how precious is she? (Rhythm pulls the purple switch again, making Poppy and Rhythm land on the ground.)
Rhythm: Ooh!
Lownote’s Voice: Dessert Replicator replicating milkshake. Size… (The ship starts to shake.)
Poppy and Blues: Uh-oh.
Lownote’s Voice: Gigantic. (A milkshake wave floods the cafeteria, taking Poppy and Blues with it and they scream. Rhythm has fun in it. As she continues to be playful, she sings See It All.)
(Rhythm)
Just a little kid
With big time curiosity
I’m gonna take it
In every possibility
And I might have to run
A little wild, maybe
That’s what fun
About being a child
Don’t you know that
I just want to see it all
See it all
Take in all this
Wonderful, wonderful
And every time I look around
I see something 
That’s astounding
I just want to see it all
See it all
Yeah, yeah (She is seen flying with rocket shoes while a tired Poppy and Blues watch.)
Poppy and Blues: Ugh.
Poppy: We’re running out of time, B. I think you’re gonna have to try to fix the ship without R.
Blues: What?! Poppy, no. R is my big sister. She has had my back everyday since the nanosecond I was born. Without her to turn to, to ask advice and find encouragement, I just can’t do it. (Poppy puts a hand on her.)
Poppy: OK. So, what do we do? I mean, we can’t catch her. (She sees Rhythm rocketing through wormholes.)
Blues: Actually, maybe we can! All we need is the right bait. (She shoes Poppy a book.)
Poppy: Advanced Quantum and Hyper-dimensional Theoretics? B, she’s three years old. We need to get her a coloring book or a puppy or- (Rhythm appears from a wormhole.)
Rhythm: Advanced Quantum and Hyper-dimensional Theoretics? (She picks up the book and reads it.)
Poppy: All right. I know it worked, but can we still get a coloring book and a puppy?
Blues: Later, Queen P. Right now it’s time to get my older sister back. (She activates the machine and it fires on Rhythm. We then see that she is now an old Troll.)
Rhythm: Hello, dearies. (Poppy and Blues gasp in surprise.)
Poppy: Well, she’s definitely older.
Blues: Oh, my sweet R! Please tell me that’s not you!
Rhythm: Of course it’s me. But you can call me Gram-Gram if you like. You know? I think I have some hard candies in my purse. (She takes out candy from a purse.) I know it’s almost suppertime, but I won’t tell. (She falls asleep.)
Poppy: OK, I know it’s even worse now, but how is it that she’s still so precious?! (The alarm sounds again.)
Lownote’s Voice: Total destruction in five minutes.
Poppy and Blues: Oh, no! Oh, no! (Vibe Town is getting closer to the sun. Blues struggles to fix it.)
Poppy: Ooh, I think we’re really in trouble here, B.
Blues: I know, but there’s still time. Once the machine recharges, we can zap R again and fix the ship.
Rhythm: Now, now, hold on. I may be old, but I’m spry enough to fix a flying saucer. (Poppy and Blues gasp with joy. Rhythm tries to press a button, but her teeth fall out, causing some buttons to be pressed and the Vibe Town Spaceship to be pulled closer to the sun. Poppy and Blues scream in horror.)
Lownote’s Voice: Total destruction in 59, 58, 57…
Rhythm: Well, looks like my teeth gave me the slip. (She puts her teeth back in.) Back to bed! (She falls asleep again and falls.)
Poppy: OK, B, we’re out of options. You have to fix the ship yourself.
Blues: Ah. Ah. (She watches as the sun gets closer.) I can’t! Not without my sister!
Poppy: B, you have the knowledge. You have the talent. And you have one chance to save us all. So right now, you’re just gonna have to be your own big sister.
Blues: Be my own big sister? (She looks at Poppy and she nods.) OK, I’ll try. (She goes over to the controls.) First, I have to decide whether to close the warp drive valve or release the quantum pressure. What do you think, big sis? (Rhythm doesn’t answer and Blues sighs.) Release the pressure, little sis. (She starts using the controls.) That’s what I thought. Two thruster clicks or four? Four for sure! Vertical axis heading? 179 degrees! Three turns counterclockwise? Oh, you know that’s right! This button? That button. Now reset the primary drive. Already on it. Wow! Run a diagnostic, Big Little Sis! All systems are reading “yes to the yes”! Punch it, B! Punching in 3, 2… (She presses the button and the spaceship stops and speeds away from the sun. Poppy gasps in disbelief.)
Lownote’s Voice: All systems restored. Vibe Town on a direct course to TrollsTopia. (Poppy and Blues gasp and celebrate.)
Poppy and Blues: Yeah!
Rhythm: I’ll have the soup! Oh, what’s happening?
Poppy: R! Your sister just made all the ship repairs by herself and saved our lives!
Rhythm: Well, that doesn’t surprise me in the least. My little sister can do anything.
Poppy: Aw! (Rhythm and Blues hug each other.)
Blues: And don’t worry; I’m confident I can fix the de-aging machine and get you back to normal right away.
Rhythm: You can? (chuckles) And here Gram-Gram was about to tell you tell a long but heartwarming story about what life was like when she was a little Troll. Oh, well.
Blues: Well, it doesn’t have to be right away. (She and Poppy get a chair for Rhythm and sit down on the floor.)
Rhythm: Now, this all happened when I was only three. My sister and our friend Poppy were chasing me all over a spaceship when I ran into the anti-gravity cafeteria… (Her teeth fall out again.) Dang teeth gave me the slip again.
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