Cookie Monster

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Cookie Monster is one of the many monsters that lives in Sesame Street. He is also the head of the Cookie Cartel controlled by the Elmo Gang. With this position, he is arguably the second most powerful Muppet in Sesame Street after Elmo himself. Cookie Monster's only weakness is his incredible dependence on oxygen: take it away and he will die.
Cookie Monster is the little brother of Grover. He used to look a lot like Grover, but then he really let himself go on cookies. Now he usually just lays around all day, wondering when Big Bird is going to bring him more cookies. There really isn't anything else to say. That's all he ever does.
== UnPop-Culture Appearances == 
===Shows he's in===
Sesame Street
===Shames he's in===
*Grand Theft Sesame Street
**Grand Theft Sesame Street 2: Elmo's Return
**Grand Theft Sesame Street 3: Vice Sesame
**Gappy the Shame 4: Gappy Kart
**The rest
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