あやしい業者じゃありません (Ayashii Gyousha ja Arimasen)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Rin	Len	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
なぞフィラキシーSHOCK 	nazo firakishii SHOCK 	Something-phylactic SHOCK
アナフィラキシーショック 	anafirakishiishokku 	Anaphylactic shock
なぞフィラキシィショック 	nazo firakishii shokku 	Something-phylactic shock
なぞフィラキシィリバイバルはいてんしょおおおおおおおおん 	nazo firakishii ribaibaru haitenshooooooooon 	Something-phylactic shock revival high-tensioooooooooon
はいどーぞ　うぇーい 	hai doozo weei 	Help yourself, cheers!
 	 	
なんか今日はフワフワしてる 	nanka kyou wa fuwafuwa shiteru 	For some reason I've been feeling light-headed today
シャキッとしたい　ぱっと明るく 	shakitto shitai patto akaruku 	So that I can go back to feeling alert and energetic like I used to,
疲れを知らない　いつものアタシに 	tsukare o shiranai itsumo no atashi ni 	Please, sir, what do you have for me, who didn't used to know the word "fatigue"?
はい　今回ご紹介するのはそんな　あなたにピッタリのこの商品 	hai konkai goshoukai suru no wa sonna anata ni pittari no kono shouhin	Well, for that, I've got just the product for you!
一発解決！速攻元気！ 	ippatsu kaiketsu! sokkou genki! 	The solution to all your problems! Fast-acting energy!
今ならなんともう一個ついてくる！ 	ima nara nanto mou ikko tsuite kuru! 	If you buy one now you'll get another one for free!
 	 	
ぜろいちにーぜろ（YO!） 	zero ichi nii zero (YO!) 	0120 (YO!)
はちさんにーはち（SONDE?） 	hachi san nii hachi (SONDE?) 	8328 (And then?)
はちさんいちぜろ 	hachi san ichi zero 	8310
はい おっけー（受注完了） 	hai okke 	Order received
 	 	
てってれっれってってー 	tettererrettettee 	Beep beep boop
 	 	
ハツラツ元気　やっぱこれだな！ 	hatsuratsu genki yappa kore da na! 	A sudden burst of energy, yes, this is it!
だまされたと思ってのんで？ 	damasareta to omotte nonde? 	Trust me and just drink it, kay?
マジでけっこういいらしいよ 	maji de kekkou ii rashii yo 	Seriously, this product is the real deal!
とにかく…まずは　でんわ かっも～ん！ 	tonikaku… mazu wa denwa kammo~ n! 	At any rate, be sure to call us ASAP!
世界中のセレブもぞっこん 	sekaijuu no serebu mo zokkon 	Celebrities from all around the world love it!
お買い得なのは今だけなんで　お急ぎくださいな 	okaidoku nano wa ima dake nande oisogi kudasai na 	It's a limited time offer only, get one before it runs out!
 	 	
振込み…振込みでOK 	furikomi… furikomi de OK 	Payment by bank transfer is OK
クレカはお使い頂けません 	kureka wa otsukai itadakemasen 	We don't accept credit cards
無理無理…！代引きも無理だよ？ 	muri muri…! daihiki mo muri da yo? 	No good, no good…! Is paying by the door also no good?
え え え え え え え え 	e e e e e e e e 	Eh Eh Eh Eh?
…あやしくないし！ 	…ayashiku nai shi! 	…We are not shady people!
 	 	
GOOD MORNING 	 	
あれ ちょっとまって　頭が重い　目も開かない 	are chotto matte atama ga omoi me mo akanai 	But wait? When I wake up, my head feels heavy, and my eyes tired
寝起き いとわろし　低血圧なボクに 	neoki ito waroshi teiketsuatsu na boku ni 	Please, ma'am, what do you have for me, and my low blood pressure?
はい　そんな症状とはお別れしましょ　こいつをぐいっと飲み干して 	hai sonna shoujou to wa owakare shimasho koitsu o guitto nomihoshite 	Well, for that, you can kiss your symptoms goodbye, so long as you drink this!
天然由来！効果てきめん 	tennen yurai! kouka tekimen 	All natural! Immediate effect!
今ならなんとシェイカーもついてくる！ 	ima nara nanto sheikaa mo tsuite kuru! 	If you buy one now you'll get a free tumbler!
 	 	
0120（YO!） 	zero ichi ni zero (YO!) 	0120 (YO!)
8328（SONDE?） 	hachi san ni hachi (SONDE?) 	8328 (And then?)
8310 	hachi san ichi zero 	8310
はい まいどありっと 	hai maido aritto 	Thank you for shopping with us!
 	 	
返品不能　開封したら最後 	henpin funou kaifuu shitara saigo 	No returns or refunds after opening
無理無理　自己責任　大人ならわかるデショ？ 	muri muri jiko sekinin otona nara wakaru desho? 	No good, no good? You're an adult, so you should have some sense of personal responsibility, right?
全部まとめてふきとばしてくれる神 	zenbu matomete fukitobashite kureru kami 	The one that will blow all your worries away, yes, this is god!
ひとときの安らぎをもたらしてくれる神 	hitotoki no yasuragi o motarashite kureru kami 	The one that will bring you momentary peace of mind, yes, this is god!
あなたの中の神、さあ、信じましょう 	anata no naka no kami, saa, shinjimashou 	You believe in a god, don't you? Come, believe
しんじていいのよ？　いいの。うん いいのいいの 	shinjite ii no yo? ii no. un ii no ii no 	You feel better believing in your god, don't you? Of course you do, yes, you do
 	 	
はやくハンコ押しちゃえよ 	hayaku hanko oshichae yo 	C'mon and stamp the seal already
もう一息　いけ！　頑張れよ！ 	mou hitoiki ike! ganbare yo! 	Just a little bit more! Yes! Keep it going!
そうだ　いけ！　さくっと押しちゃえよ　なぁ 	sou da ike! sakutto oshichae yo naa 	Yes! C'mon! Stamp the seal already! C'mon!
 	 	
ふぅ…ひぃ… 	fuu… hii… 	Hoo… hee…
 	 	
やっべえなこりゃ　焦っちまったか？ 	yabbee na korya asetchimatta ka? 	Crap! Have we choked at the last second?
気持ちが前に出てんな 	kimochi ga mae ni deten na 	No good, we're going to give ourselves away!
もうだめだ　引っ込んでいいぞ 	mou dame da hikkonde ii zo 	It's too late, we should draw back for now!
とにかく…まずは　顔が変だ！ 	tonikaku… mazu wa kao ga hen da! 	But first things first, you look absolutely terrible!
変な汗出た…落ち着け自分 	hen na ase deta… ochitsuke jibun 	I'm sweating profusely… I've got to relax myself
深呼吸するのでお待ちください 	shinkokyuu suru no de omachi kudasai 	I need to take some deep breaths, so please hold
（すーはー すーすーはー） 	(suuhaa suusuuhaa) 	(*breathes in* *breathes out*)
クレカはお使い頂けません 	kureka wa otsukai itadakemasen 	We don't accept credit cards
ムリ…ムリ…わたしもうムリかも 	muri… muri… watashi mou muri kamo 	No good, no good… I think I'm over my limit here
え え え え え え 	e e e e e e 	Eh Eh Eh Eh?
バタッ　お、おい！ 	bata' o, oi! 	*Thump!* O, oi!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*ワン★オポ！VOL.14 (Wan★Opo! VOL.14) (album)
==External Links==
*Instrumental
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Translation Source
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