Spongebob almost drowns in the bathtub

== plot ==
spongebib and other people in the bathtub i guess
== characters ==
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star
Squidward Q. Tentacles
Eugene H. Krabs
Larry the Lobster
Shark puppet
== transcript (copy and pasted) ==
08
SpongeBob : Yo, what you up to?
1:10
Patrick : UHHHH...
1:11
I'm just eating a Krabby Patty what do you mean!?
1:14
Uh Really Bruh?, you're doing that in a bathtub?
1:17
Well DUH!!!, Krabby Patties taste better when they're soggy
1:21
DIPS IN
1:22
Always dip them in.
1:25
In the bathtub. Nothing like soggy...
1:28
CANNED BREAD™️
1:29
Isn't that texture just amazing?
1:31
I can't believe you just created another Nasty Patty, dude. >:(
1:34
You're just missing the condiments.
1:36
Y'know all tomatoes start off green. This is green ketchup from a green tomato. (UHH, no it isn't)
1:40
ITS ACTUALY PMS 333
1:41
The burger is conditioned!
1:44
GASP
1:44
Squidward : What?
1:45
Squidward. >>>:(((
1:46
I'm just doing my daily routine
1:49
Hey it's Santa Clause!
1:50
WHAT? I aint santa!
1:52
OK, I gotta finish my daily routine.
1:55
D A I L Y R O U T I N E ? Pssh, You look the same every single day!
1:58
[now please enjoy the sweet sounds of a hair dryer]
2:02
Wow, nice daily routine over there, you don't look any diff-
2:06
OH
2:07
MY
2:08
ooooohhhh
2:23
I want a daily routine!
2:24
WRAAAHAAAAAAGH
2:25
I remember when I had a daily routine.
2:29
NO PLEASE I HAVE 3 KIDS (SpongeBob you don't even have kids!)
2:35
Oh That's real nice
2:37
Yeah, I'm never doing that again
2:39
SpongeBob, what is this?
2:40
water is supposed to be blue, this is clear, I got ripped off :(
2:47
*screams*
2:48
Did Mr. Krabs break out a paintball gun or W H A T ?
2:52
Now this is more like ocean. It's just missing the salt
2:55
I just got used to clean a toilet, dude
2:57
If you add salt to this thing, I'm gonna freak out.
3:00
Mr.Krabs : DON'T GET OUT OF THE WATER!
3:03
What the?.. What is that in the water, bruh?
3:06
IT'S JAWS
3:10
*Call_of_Duty_Mic_scream_sound_effect_1.wav*
3:12
You almost DiED! You have to stay in the water! wait...but why? Because!
3:18
Look what happened to... poor Larry :'( Who left the water! (RIP Larry 1999-2019 you will be missed)
3:28
SpongeBob! Get up!! we gotta save him!!! Well, I'm just riding the wave... you know what this means?
3:36
Nah...
3:37
MERMAID MAN & BARNACLE BOY
3:39
I didn't bring my bathing suit!
3:40
Well we can't just let him DiE!! He already did, brudda!!
3:44
*sigh*, OK, fine, I just got to get my donut ring real quick. Ah
3:48
Okay, I got it on dude. What?
3:52
Yo, you already ate half of yours, bruh
3:56
No, I didn't. Yes you did, dawg!
3:59
Umm, You want a bite?
4:01
EwWwWwWwWwWwW, Seriously? UNITE!!!
4:05
Okay, I'm going up!
4:07
UNH
4:08
UNH! On land!
4:11
Huh... This isn't so ba-
4:13
PATRICK NO
4:17
OH NO, PATRICK!! What the heck?! what happened to you? I knew we shouldn't have left the water!
4:23
We should have stayed in the water, bro! No, No! what happened to you, Bruh?
4:28
Oh Hey!
4:31
haha!
4:32
Patrick left his donut!
4:36
Patrick's dead!!! Squidward, call 911!!!
4:40
Hello? Uh. HECK YEAH I wanna be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire! come tomorrow? Yes, sir!
4:47
Wow, seriously? You ruined, MY, PHONE! It wasn't supposed to get wet!
4:53
GASP
4:54
Patrick's dead?!?..... huh.
4:56
*SpongeBob_Scream_Sound_Effect.mp3* Wha?
4:58
HOLY... SPONGEBOB!!!
5:00
My bad, sorry for the scare guys
5:02
The donut I bit into was jelly and I screamed because I don't like jelly! Gotta hate them red jelly-filled doughnuts.
5:08
*sigh* I wish that was bloo-
5:10
O H W H A T T H E H E C K ?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
5:13
The waters getting kind of reddish (looks orange to me :P) Someone must have made another jelly doughnut!
5:19
I'm uncomfortable AAAH!
5:21
I gotta get out of the water!
5:23
UNH, U N H
5:24
Phew!
5:27
Oh Yeah (Mr.Krabs, AAA-) , Imma crab! I can go on land!
5:32
Maybe I should get a bigger shell though... Eh..
5:35
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:44
Patrick : I'm alive!!! 2x
5:47
I see. Uh SpongeBob's getting eaten by a shark. I guess I better save him
5:58
*Call_of_Duty_Mic_scream_sound_effect_2.wav*
6:08
*GONG*
6:12
That shark was so annoying
6:14
Uhh...Patrick? Hey, I'm glad you're alive! Why is the water yellow? Oh I peed in it to kill the shark. Have you seen Squidward?
6:23
AAAAAAAAAAAAACH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA-
6:25
That water's contaminated
6:28
wait
6:30
treasure!
6:31
*clippity clappity claws*
6:33
Wow, Mr.Krabs, your daily routine is going great! Oh shucks. Thanks Squidward
6:42
I hit the mother load!
6:45
Wait a minute!
6:48
This is...
6:50
♫ PLASTIIIIIIC!! ♫
6:52
NOOO!
6:53
Hey What's this? Paint a Shrek? What did I say? What did I say about this?
6:59
They can't stop poking holes in Shrek's Head! What did I say about that, man?
7:03
Remember what I said last time? *insue flashback*
7:06
Stop treating Shrek like a science experiment! You make him into a Chia Pet and now you're drilling holes in his head??
7:11
What you trying to discover?
7:12
*The Price is Wrong*
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