Great Mighty Poo

The Great Mighty Poo is that musically talented piece of shit that lives in an undisclosed location in Poo Mountain, Conker Island that sings his song that he is the great mighty poo and he’s going to throw his shit at you! According to him his chocolate starfish has a huge supply of tish (which I assume is a baby’s way of saying shit!) and he hates toilet paper and that pull string that flushes him. How ironic, considering he's a literal pile of poo! 
== His song ==
You can hear this song by feeding him something. Heck, if you can find the room he lives in and wear a gas mask we even have some sweet corn (complete with googly eyes and it even begs for it's life when you pick it up!) so you can feed him! He wrote this masterpiece in 1999 and in 2001, and with the release of Conker's Bad Fur Day it went viral. Kids whose parents didn’t know what "Rated M" means laughed their asses off to these lyrics not caring how juvenile toilet humor really is:
===Great Mighty Poo song - Score by the poo ===
*Clears Throat*
Mi mi mi mi miii!
I am the great mighty poo and I’m going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat!
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How’d you think I keep this lovely grin?
(Have some more caviar!)
Now I'm really getting rather mad.
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag-nut.
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right, my butt!
Conker: Err ...!
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Agh!
GMP: My Buuuuuuuuutt!
thumb|His song in all it's glory
This has been performed live and reloaded (conker reference!!!) countless times after Conker’s Bad Fur Day launched and this boss became so iconic humans started raiding UnAnything HQs to find him. 4 in the UnUK found him and fed him some sweet corn and the monster sang to them before they almost fucking DIED but toilet paper saved their lives! That’s right! Since he’s shit TP kills him but he can respawn. 
==Trivia==
*If his shit hits you, it's gonna stink really bad and it will hurt!!!
*He is a massive fan of Limp Bizkit's album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, which is still one of the most disgusting album names ever.
*GFuel is making a poo flavour based off him. It’s actually tropical corn, which isn’t much better…
** I’m very willing to take that off your hands, Gfuel!
* Anything that's generally considered disgusting (i.e: Pineapple Pizza, Cretons, Balut (duck embryo) and more) we feed to him
*The Great Mighty Poo and Justin Beaver are extremely similar as they are both literal shit.
*He is ugly.
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