Prospector

Everybody mines for a heart of gold. He was interested in silver. So he grabbed his flashlight, took his pair of extra-see-well-frame glasses, swiped his pickaxe, and got to work. On the first try, he found a rock. A lot of rock. The amount of rock was so big, I can say that maybe a million people could have the ability to hug it, like, right now. The Prospector hugged it. His pal, who came with him, said, "Oh, don't be so amazed. It's just a big piece of ore."
"No it's not," said the Prospector, giving it a tighter hug. "It's a rock."
Anyway, so on his next try, he didn't find any silver. He didn't find bronze. No gold, emeralds, rubies, or diamonds. He just found more rock. He was so happy, that he piled all of that rock on a wheelbarrow and no matter how heavy it was to transport it, this little guy didn't want anything to happen to his precious rock. So he forced his pal to bring it home in the wheelbarrow, and when they got home, the Prospector set up a chair, leaned back, and slurped a tropical cocktail. Later on, he found some things in the rock. There was a set of grubs, a whole lotta dirt, a big amount of leaves, a few worms, bugs almost everywhere, and a tiny piece of silver. There was treasure everywhere!
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