Investigator

Investigator is a hawkshaw detective who investigates Stuff and solves THE CRIME! He's like Sheriff, but is confirmed instead of being lynched (That's what the Jester is for, as well as the mad house). His role is to discover who is in the Mafia by giving people background checks (How nice of him!:) and saying you're maf or that you're a bitch. He appears in Tower of Salem, Terrorists in Salem, and Tower of Salem 2.
You know it's him when you look at him as he's the guy with his signature mustache with the words "KIRKLAND" printed on the bottom.
== Personality ==
Investigator suffers from obtuse multiple personality disorder. It's a classic for him just not to say anything and DIE after the fifth night at Salem after having 5 too many. Though, it's not much better when he's sobered up as that's when he is really aggro (or aggressive for pants), whispering for role 3 2 1 now when he knows you're Tower of Salem Mayor who already revealed. When that doesn't work he tries to be like Sherlock Holmes but with a lot more failing.
== Powers ==
He can tell whether or not someone is a fairy god parent, has seen the godfather, or whether or not they've been to Carson City, Nevada. He doesn't actually know how to investigate anymore, since he's lost that power. But he can still make the observation of if you're covered in Hyper-Realistic Blood, normal blood, or oil. If you swim in the Nile river, he will think you're covered in blood.
== History ==
He rewrote it with his stand "DuckTales". That's the good part about having a stand, being able to do the supernatural, as opposed to the extraordinary. Now then, read the REAL history.
== REAL History ==
* Solved the Zodiac killings in 1997 only 10 years after they happened.
* Found out the real identity of Jack Ripper by cyberbullying his friend Jack Frost into submission.
* Discovered that Deodat Lawson was actually a member of the Mafia after seeing him eat a Malus Domestica.
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