Yank My Finger Philly

This is a Novelty, Inc. Philly Phil doll that farts and vibrates, then provides a delightfully risible remark when his right pointer finger is squeezed; he was made from 2007-2010 and sold at many gift, novelty, specialty, toy, party and big box department stores.
== Philly's Farts and Risible Remarks ==
# ("Brassy slipper" fart) That's my super-special rear-end slide trombone!
# ("Butt bomb dropper" fart) I thought that was a sonic boom!
# ("Earthquake shaker" fart) I thought I heard a freight train passing through!
# ("Slide whistler" fart) Well, well, well, that was a symphony of shocks!
# ("Firecracker popper" fart) Whoa, did somebody set off the fireworks?
# ("Squeaky floorboard" fart) Oopsie-I'm so sorry for letting gas squeak out!
# ("Bean burster" fart) That's the sweet melody of legumes! 
# ("Cheeky squeaker" fart) Pardon me, I think my funny bone just got tickled! 
# ("Rear end rumble" fart) That's what I call the unmistakable sound of nature's trumpet!
# ("Gasoline guzzler" fart) Phew, I think I need to check my fuel levels! 
# ("Backdoor breeze" fart) That mellow fart was like a gentle whisper of a passing zephyr! 
# ("Bottom air attacker" fart) Take cover and shelter in place!
# ("Tushy tooter" fart) I swear, that one came from my battery-powered whoopee cushion! 
# ("Butt burp" fart) It's better outwards than it is inwards!
# ("Super tooter" fart) Now, where did that barking spider go?
# ("Butt bombshell" fart) I think my jumpsuit split open!
# ("Butt fanfare" fart) Hire a tailor, I've ripped my seams!
# ("Tushie trumpet" fart) My backside just hit a high note! 
# ("Butt boomer" fart) Brace yourselves 'cause you're in for a windy ride! 
# ("Derrière dynamo" fart) My apologies for the seismic activity!
# ("Gluteus gale" fart) Hold onto your hats, we're about to experience some turbulence! 
# ("Hind end honker" fart) That was me tooting a tune! 
# ("Posterior percussion" fart) I'm just feelin' the rhythmic beats of my rear end orchestra! 
# ("Tailwind toot" fart) Who stepped on a Missouri mud duck?
# ("Butt buzz" fart) I'm so sorry, please pardon the rear-end buzz! 
# ("Butt belch" fart) Did someone order a belch from the backside? 
# ("Butt burble" fart) Well, that was a bubbly surprise from the behind! 
# ("Rump riff" fart) That's my rear end recorder! 
# ("Funky fizz" fart) It's true-my backside is carbonated! 
# ("Tushy toot" fart) I'm just playing music with my super gassy rear end! 
# ("Hindquarters hum" fart) Just adding bass to the ambiance! 
# ("Posterior poot" fart) That's what my backside had to say! 
# ("Butt breezer" fart) That fart was oh so mellow!
# ("Butt blaster" fart) What a blast from the past! 
# ("Rear-end roar" fart) That one was a mighty rumble from down under! 
# ("Tudchus tremor" fart) Sorry for the tremor, it's just my rear end turbulence!
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