Robyn’s Birthday

(( I have Robyn’s birthday on October 16th, so why not make a short episode?
== Script ==
The Stotch Residence, Butters’ room. He had his phone up on his dresser recording himself.
Butters: Hello! [he waves at the camera] It’s me, Butters! In honor of my friend Robyn’s birthday, we’re gonna go to school today and ask others their opinions on her. Ready? Here we go!
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South Park Elementary, in the hallway. The camera was on the main four; Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny.
Butters: Hiya, fellas!
Kyle: Hey, Butters
Butters: I bet you fellas forgot what day it was… hehe.
Cartman: [rolls his eyes] It’s National World Food Day, duh.
Stan: You dumbass, Cartman! It’s Robyn’s birthday.
Butters: Ring-a-ding-ding, Stan! Let’s hear what you have to say about our good friend.. starting with you, Ken.
Kenny: (Hmm.. me personally, I think she’s the second coolest girl in our grade. She speaks her mind and that’s one of the things I like in girls.)
Cartman: Pfft- what else do you like in girls, Kinny?
Kenny: (Oh, you know…) [snickers]
Butters: Uhh.. Eric! What do you have to say about her?
Cartman: She’s a sassy bitch, but in a good way sorta. You know- she’s not like those other bitches like Bebe. She’s actually cool AND she appreciates my singing, KHAL!
Kyle: [rolls his eyes] Whatever. I guess it’s my turn now? [looks at Butters]
Butters: Mhm! Go for it.
Kyle: I’d say that she’s a good friend to have. She definitely has Chef’s genes in her, like she tells us if an idea we plan on doing is shit or not. That comes in handy.
Craig: [offscreen] And you still manage to do it, huh?
Cartman: Fuck off, asshole!
Butters: Uhh- is that all, Kyle?
Kyle: Hmm.. oh! And she’s a great video gamer. I like how she plays fair and stuff. Whenever we play among us, she knows who the imposter is right off the bat. 
Cartman: It was totally not me that time, it was Clyde’s stupid ass.
Butters: Aw- Stan, it’s your turn.
Stan: What do I like about Robyn? Hah- I could say a lot, really. 
Cartman: Oh god, here we go.
Stan: Y’know, she’s like the sister I never had, no offense to Shelley. We both have a lot in common too, like we’re both animal lovers and we listen to the same music. Hell, she even supports me! When I created Crimson Dawn, she thought it was a great idea.
Butters: Aw, how sweet!
Kyle: Woah, I never realized how much you guys had in common now that I’m thinking about it. I mean- you both go on and on about My Chemical Romance.
Stan: Shhh- I’m not talking about that in this recording, dude.
Cartman: That was totally gay. 
Stan: Dude, hush.
Butters: Now on to Craig’s group! I’m sure they have more to say about Robyn.
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The camera was now showing Craig, Tweek, Tolkien, Clyde and Jimmy.
Butters: Okay, fellas. What do you guys have to say about our good friend Robyn?
Craig: Well, she’s not like other girls here, that’s for sure. We play games online together and she’s not a cheater like the other assholes I play with. She can sing.. I like her voice. Oh, and she’s in love with comets and space like I am, which is pretty cool. Uh, That’s all.
Butters: What about you, Tweek?
Tweek: We don’t exactly talk much… but she’s a good artist from what I’ve seen considering the fact that she drew me and Craig at Starks Pond holding hands.
Craig: [snaps his fingers] Right, good artist. 
Tweek: She’s really supportive of the LGBTQ+ community. Isn’t she like, bisexual?- Clyde?
Clyde: [looking on his phone] Yeah, yeah. 
Tweek: Like I said, supportive! Anyway, she comes to my parents’ coffee shop and orders mocha all the time- I think she’s addicted to that stuff, man. 
Butters: Interesting.. Tolkien, got anything to say?
Tolkien: Not really. I don’t really talk to her much, but she’s really nice. Though, I can’t forget that time when we were playing heroes-
Craig: Nope- nuh uh. We don’t talk about that shit.
Tolkien: Uhh- yeah, she’s nice. 
Butters: Mhm, Jimmy? What about you? 
Jimmy: Robyn? To be per-perfectly frank, she’s very friendly and l-loyal to me. 
Butters: That’s awesome! And lastly, Clyde.
Clyde: [looks up from his phone] Heh, well, she’s a doll. I know I’m dating Bebe and all, but let’s be honest here. Robyn and I have more in common than Bebe and I do. We both like tacos, anime, and are both fans of Beyoncé.. god, she’s hot. Beyoncé is- not Robyn, although Robyn’s pretty hot too. Agh- I’m conflicted.
Craig: ..Yeah, you definitely are.
Tweek: No argument there-
Tolkien: You said it.
Jimmy: Def-Definitely conflicted.
Butters: Well Beyoncé is a great singer! Alright, I’m gonna see you fellas later.
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Later, outside on the playground. The camera was on the girls.
Butters: Hiya, girls! It’s Robyn’s birthday!
Wendy: Aw, we didn’t forget. Stan told me what you were doing already, so can I start?
Butters: Go for it.
Wendy: Well, I was Robyn’s first friend here. She’s actually a really good friend to have around whenever you’re feeling down. I remember when Stan and I broke up during the whole SkankHunt42 thing, she comforted me and told me that I was going to be all right.
Butters: Aww, that’s sweet! Annie, it’s your turn.
Annie: [smiles] I think Robyn’s really kind and she definitely fits in here. 
Nichole: Same with me. I like how she’s not scared to speak her mind.
Butters: Aw, I do too. Bebe? Red?
Bebe: Even though she doesn’t talk to me much, I like how courageous she is. [shrugs] I’m sorry- I can’t really say much about her.
Red: Me neither, other than the fact that she’s a space nerd like Craig? I guess I like that about her?
Butters: Aw, well not everyone here knows her well and that’s okay. Heidi?
Heidi: Hm, I like how she was honest with me in the past. You know, when I was dating Eric and all, she went online and called me a narcissist and other stuff. Even though we don’t talk much now, I’ll never forget how she was one of the people that changed me back to my normal self.
Nichole: [whispers to Butters] Robyn was really angry with her that day..
Butters: Ooh, I get it. Well, thanks for sharing, girls! [smiles and walks off] Now let’s go see where those goth kiddos are up to.
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Behind South Park Elementary, the goths sat in their normal spots. Butters had the camera on them.
Pete: Get that fucking thing away from here. 
Butters: This’ll be quick. Do you fellas have a connection with Robyn other than Kiara? If so, feel free to say anything about her. 
Henrietta: I dunno. I heard she’s like, a good poetic from Kiara.
Kiara: She is. You guys should’ve heard that one where she talks about Taylor Swift.
Michael: Ohhh my god, I hate that bitch.
Pete: Right? 
Firkle: Taylor Swift can suck my goth balls. 
Butters: .. [whispers to Kiara] Was it negative?
Kiara: [whispers] Hell no. I don’t like Taylor Swift either but the poem about her was cool I guess. 
Butters: Oh! Do you have anything else to say?
Kiara: Ah. [looks directly at the camera] Let’s listen to The Black Parade again, but on blast this time. My place.
Butters: ..Fantastic! Well, I think that’s it for the video. Happy Birthday, Robyn!
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The End.