Ummm... This is Awkward. (A Story Featuring the Kit of a Cat and an Octopus)

== Prologue (Star) ==
Star knew her relationship with the eight-armed creature whom she called an "octopus" was going to be awkward. She had learned octopus, and the octopus, who was called Nautilus, had learned cat. They usually spoke cat rather than octopus.
The flame-colored and vibrantly green-eyed she-cat Star laid down on the soft mossy bed that grew on the shiny rocks on the large lakebank where Nautilus lived. Then she glimpsed an orange tentacle and transparent suction cups on a pale orange undertentacle on the shiny, perfectly round rocks.
"Tilly, guess what!" Star exclaimed in her singsong-y voice.
"What?" came Nautilus. He couldn't go above water, and Star couldn't go underwater, so they had a hard relationship, but Nautilus and Star both lived really close to the bank so they met quite often.
"I'm having kits!"
"What?!?" Nautilus's voice was filled with surprise and frustration. "Kits? Star, I wasn't ready for kits!"
"I know," Star whispered. "I was so surprised when Piper told me I was pregnant. I thought Healer a la Piper was lying about me having yourbellyissobigit'llkeepgettingbiggeruntileitherkitscomeoutofitoritexplodescough."
"Yourbellyissobigit'sgoingtowhattheheckdidyousaycough?"
"Yourbellyissobigit'llkeepgettingbiggeruntileitherkitscomeoutofitoritexplodescough," Star sighed. "Tilly, Piper never lies. I asked her sisters Sasha and Sand, and they said 'Piper never lies, she told Mother that Sand had gone into Twolegplace when we were three moons old.'"
"Star."
"Yes?"
"Star, we're going to have an octokitty!"
== Chapter One (Princess) ==
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