Episode 134: A Turtle Is Not a Horse

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== Episode Description: ==
Ivan and Red continue into their penultimate installment of George R.R. Martin’s medium-to-normal length story in the “A Song of Ice and Fire” world, “The Princess and The Queen”, part of the Railroad curated Dangerous Women Anthology. We discuss our hopes for the future of True Detective, the significance of working out sibling rivalry through dragon violence, the 9,000 MySpace Bannerman, land pirates, the importance of not being Hobert, and mid-air dragon leaps.
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== Intro Clip: ==
"When you think about how fucked up Florida is, it makes a lot more sense in the context of people being terrorized by giant winged turtles." - Ivan
== Show Notes: ==
* One of the most metal episodes ever!
== Quotes: ==
"I want to die in battle screaming into a lake at a 1,000 miles per hour chained to a dragon with a sword through my blind eye! How is that not the coolest thing ever?" - Red
"I want a glass case so that everyone can see how badass my remains are." - Ivan