The Crown of Destiny

"The Crown of Destiny" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
Jack Black is eating lunch with Elmo, Dr. Piccolo, and Wario Partners, LLP, when he gets a call from his Tenacious D partner Kyle Gass, answering after leaving the table. When Kyle asks Jack when he'll be back, Jack claims he plans to never return, in full pursuit of the "Crown of Destiny". The two have a loud argument that ends with Jack hanging up on Kyle. Jack returns to the cafeteria to retrieve Elmo, intent to continue training.
==Transcript==
It’s just another lunch break in the cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*
*Jack meanders into an adjacent hallway and hits the ‘answer’ button , and none other than his Tenacious D bandmate Kyle Gass picks up the phone*
*Suddenly, a door farther down the hallway swings open, and Meowth and Hypercam both emerge*
*The door shuts again, and Jack holds the phone back up to his ear*
*click*
*Jack goes back into the cafeteria to find the Wario Partners, Elmo, and Dr. Piccolo deeply engaged in a poker game*
*Jack and Elmo leave the cafeteria and head back towards their hotel room*
==Trivia==
*Jack and Kyle reference the Tenacious D songs "Kyle Quit the Band" and "Tribute", as well as Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, during their conversation.