The bobby blabby issue 2

The Bobby Blabby Issue 2 is a fan-fiction article by jackiechan435
==[edit] Summary==
Blobby Blabby magazine articles were destroyed by reputation before. But someone has taken over the second Blobby Blabby Issue #2
==[edit] The Articles==
*Jonny's body bacteria develops a certain type of disease called, "The Not-Always Common Cold-Hearted Trouble of Germs in Jonny".
*Kevin uses Plank to complete board-laying on his house roof.
*Jimmy is actually from another planet called Jimery Jimery Squirt.
*Edd actually has dandruff, lice, and is bald, that's why he wears his hat.
*Rolf blows up Kevin's house as revenge at Kevin for blowing up his house as home for his grandmother.
*Sarah found out that she's not part of a "secret chimp foghorn race", but a "screaming-turkey" race.
*Nazz is afraid of herself.
*The world supply of artichoke increased by 86% of the same number rate in 1973.
*A giant monster destroyed Italy and ate the Leaning Tower of Pisa
*Rolf is a "carnivorous mutant cannibal".
*Nazz uses Plank to pick her nose with.
*The Kanker Sisters gave everybody "gecko flu". (The worst kind of flu since bird flu and swine flu.)
==[edit] Crew==
*Publisher: Ed (disguised as an old lady)
*Newspaper Delivery: Ed
*Writer: Bobby Blabby's true identity name: Eddy
==[edit] Reaction==
*The Disease Control Agency kidnapped Jonny and took him into the Bacteria Prison to dissect and study the disease type.
*Jonny got Kevin in trouble after being released from the DCA Prison by telling his parents.
*Jimmy was taken by NASA and Interpol to locate him back to his home planet.
*Double D didn't believe it, and removed his hat to prove it, only to realize that at least that he was bald.
*Kevin beat up Rolf.
*Sarah got very angry and is looks for the publisher.
*Nazz's reaction was the same as Sarah's.
*The Cul-de-Sac kids' parents brought extra artichoke home for dinner, making the kids angry.
*The Italian Interpol division started a search for the monster.
*Zoologists are now on the search for "Rolf the Cannibal"; and when they find him they will put him in the zoo.
*The Prevention of Cruelty to Wood (POCTW) Act is now on a war-path against Nazz.
*The Kankers are now to be separated from the Cul-de-Sac for life.
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