Jade Rave

Jade Rave is the first episode of the second season of SpongeBob & Sagwa and the ninth episode overall. In this episode, SpongeBob is in charge of watching over the royal palace while the Magistrate, his family and the Miaos are off on a trip outside of the village. But the Jade Bats decide to party inside the palace and trash it.
== Transcript ==
(The episode opens up with SpongeBob playing with Sagwa in the courtyard outside of the palace. They were playing tag.)
SpongeBob: (laughing) Betcha can't catch me, Sagwa! Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!
Sagwa: (laughing as she chases SpongeBob)
(Sagwa runs close enough to SpongeBob in order to tag him.)
Sagwa: Tag! Now you're it!
SpongeBob: I'm gonna get you! (chases Sagwa)
(SpongeBob keeps running after Sagwa, but she continues to run at a fast pace, nearly leaving SpongeBob confused and in the dust.)
SpongeBob: Whoa!
(Eventually, they stop playing tag and they pant.)
SpongeBob: Gee, Sagwa. You are very fast compared to me. I was getting dizzy from trying to tag you.
Sagwa: Why, thank you, SpongeBob.
(Baba and Mama step into the courtyard.)
Baba: Ah, we see you two are having a great time together, as usual.
Sagwa: Hey, Mama. Hi, Baba.
SpongeBob: Hi, Sagwa's parents!
Mama: Alright, in case you two are wondering why we're here, it's because we have some news to tell you.
SpongeBob: What is it?
Baba: The Magistrate has a special trip planned.
Sagwa: What kind of trip?
Mama: It's a royal family trip in which we visit a city known as the "City of the Golden Panda". The city is incredibly rich in history and traditions. We will be learning about their history and after that, the Emperor of the city will host a festival in City Square.
Sagwa: Wow! That sounds like fun!
Baba: We're glad that you're eager to go with us, Sagwa.
SpongeBob: She's right! It does sound like fun! Can I come, too? Please?
Mama: Uh... sorry, SpongeBob. But this is a family tradition, and we don't mean any offense to you, but you're not part of the family.
SpongeBob: Wait... so, I can't come?
Mama: Yeah. Sorry.
SpongeBob: It's okay, I understand. This is something personal between your family and the Magistrate's family, I guess.
Baba: Glad to hear that. Anyway, come along, Sagwa. It's time to get dressed for the trip.
Sagwa: Okay.
(Sagwa walks away with Baba and Mama to get ready for the trip, as she looks back at SpongeBob sadly, knowing he can't come.)
(After the Miaos and the Magistrate's family got ready to get going for their special trip to the City of the Golden Panda, the Magistrate himself appears in his alternate yellow robe.)
Magistrate: My, oh my. You all look very beautiful for the festival. The Emperor will be very delighted to meet us all. There will be a lot to learn as we explore the City of the Golden Panda.
The Three Daughters: Thank you, daddy!
Magistrate: But there's just one thing left before we're all good to go. Who will watch over the palace while we're gone?
SpongeBob: (voice) I'll do it.
Magistrate: Mr. SquarePants? What is it?
SpongeBob: Oh, I heard you talking about how somebody should keep an eye on your palace while you're in another city for your family tradition thing. So I figured that I'd volunteer to keep the castle safe and guarded.
Magistrate: Hmmm... I could use some help. But if I'm going to count on you, that means you're expected to have responsibility and consideration for my palace. I need you to keep it clean and devoid of any damage given to it. Also, here's a warning for you. If anything happens here, I advise you to explain it so we know what happened. Otherwise, there will be consequences. Do I make myself clear?
SpongeBob: (bowing) Crystal clear, your highness.
Magistrate: Excellent.
SpongeBob: (doing the soldier solute) Do not worry, sir. I will not let you down.
(The episode pans to the family leaving the palace as SpongeBob waves them goodbye.)
SpongeBob: Zai jian (goodbye in Chinese), everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful time!
(Once the family was gone, SpongeBob walks back inside the palace.)
SpongeBob: (talking to himself) Okay, SpongeBob. You remember what the Magistrate said. Keep the palace clean and undamaged. (looks around) Gee, this palace sure contains a lot of expensive royal decorations. I think I'll start with cleaning the palace to keep it spotless.
(The episode shows a montage of SpongeBob cleaning up the palace. He mops the floors, cleans the dishes and dusts the windows/decor. The montage ends with SpongeBob panting after all that cleaning.)
SpongeBob: Whew, that takes care of the chores. Man, I'm sweating.
(SpongeBob's stomach growls.)
SpongeBob: And I'm getting hungry, too. I wonder what there is to eat.
(SpongeBob goes into the kitchen to look for something to eat.)
SpongeBob: Hmm, rice... dumplings... chicken lo mein... (spots ramen noodles) Ah-ha! I can make some Noodle Patties.
(SpongeBob puts on his Krusty Krab uniform hat and cooks a Noodle Patty for himself. After he's done, he sits down and eats it.)
SpongeBob: Oh, man. That hit the spot. Now, time to relax... by working! (starts making brownies for the Magistrate, his family and the Miaos)
(Meanwhile, in the Jade Cave, where we see Siren Yu Bianfu fly back.) 
Siren: Sir, I have received news! The Magistrate and the kittens are gone.
Bianfu-Wang: Oh, gone, you say?
Siren: Yes, the kittens and the Magistrate are both off on a family trip to another village far away for their little tradition. The palace is completely empty, with the exception of SpongeBob, of course.
Bianfu-Wang: SpongeBob, all by himself?
Siren: Yes, he was hired by the Magistrate himself to keep an eye on the palace while he and the others were away.
Bianfu-Wang: I am intrigued by your informative description, Siren. As always, your competence never ceases to amaze me.
Siren: Thank you very much, your disgusting-ness.
Jade Bat: Aw come on, Siren. Don't you think it's a little unfair that we don't get enough credit like you do?
Siren: Hey, I'm the right-hand Jade Bat here! You're only second-rate, peasant. No, in fact, you're lower than second-rate.
Jade Bat: Awwwww.
Bianfu-Wang: Enough! Anyway, I am glad you informed me of their temporary departure from the village, Siren. So without further ado, I will unfold our ultimate plan to get us noticed, and we will continue our reign of terror for generations to come!
Siren: Do tell, master!
Bianfu-Wang: But we're going to set up this plan with ease, so I require you all to be flexible. When night falls and the palace is quiet, meaning when SpongeBob is slumbering, we sneak inside and stay inside the palace until the family arrives home.
Siren: Oh, you mean like, unwanted guests unleashing a surprise attack?
Bianfu-Wang: Precisely. Now then, we fly out tonight while everyone is sleeping! Got it?
Jade Bats: (in unison) Yes, master!
Bianfu-Wang: Excellent. (laughs sinisterly)
(The episode pans from Bianfu-Wang's evil grin to a shot of China at night. The camera scrolls to the left, focusing on the palace and zooming in. In the palace, SpongeBob is getting ready for bed.)
SpongeBob: (yawns) What a day. It's time to get a good night's sleep.
(SpongeBob hops onto the Magistrate's royal bed.)
SpongeBob: I've never slept inside the Magistrate's bed before. (squeezing the pillows) It feels nice and soft.
(SpongeBob pulls the blankets up, sighs and falls asleep. Meanwhile, outside the palace, the Jade Bats are approaching. They look at both the village and the palace to see that the coast was clear and nobody was awake.)
Siren: (signaling Bianfu-Wang and the other Jade Bats) Okay, the coast is clear.
Bianfu-Wang: Perfect. Now, my followers, into the palace we go.
Jade Bats: (in unison) Yes, master.
(Bianfu-Wang and the Jade Bats fly quiety down to the palace and sneak in. One of the bats accidentally tips over a vase inside, causing it to make a clang noise.)
Siren: (quietly) Be quiet! You're going to wake SpongeBob!
(All of the Jade Bats were inside.)
Bianfu-Wang: Okay, before we begin waiting, I want to make a roll call. Siren!
Siren: Here.
Bianfu-Wang: Everyone else?
Jade Bats: (in unison) We're all here.
Bianfu-Wang: Good. Now... we wait.
(The episode fades to morning, as a rooster crows and SpongeBob wakes up, smacking his lips, stretching and scratching his back.)
SpongeBob: (sighs) Time to start the day. I shall continue watching over the palace until the Magistrate comes right back home.
(A booming music track can be heard downstairs in the throne room as it fades in.)
SpongeBob: Huh? What's that noise?
(SpongeBob walks downstairs to the throne room to find the Jade Bats throwing a party.)
SpongeBob: What the...?! The Jade Bats?!
(The Jade Bats take notice of SpongeBob, but they still dance to the music.)
Bianfu-Wang: Ahhh, look who's awake!
SpongeBob: Bianfu-Wang?! What're you all doing here?
Bianfu-Wang: I see you came in to see the party going on here, though I'm afraid you're an uninvited guest and you will probably poop on this party.
SpongeBob: Whatever plan you have, Bianfu-Wang, it's not going to happen!
Bianfu-Wang: Too bad, SquarePants. We're going to stay here until the royal family comes home, and when they do, we will unleash heck! But for now, we stay here and party to wait for the right moment... and speaking of parties, you're officially welcomed.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Bianfu-Wang: Boys, let our opposer feel welcome, will you?
Siren: Sure thing!
(The Jade Bats pick up SpongeBob and carry him up to the ceiling, as they insert a disco ball inside him, causing lights to shine all around the throne room.)
SpongeBob: Hey!
(They spin him around.)
Bianfu-Wang: Now that's more like it! Let the party continue!
(The Jade Bats continue dancing as SpongeBob spins around on the ceiling with the disco ball lights gleaming.)
SpongeBob: Get me down from here!
(SpongeBob swings himself back and forth to break free. He manages to do so and falls to the floor.)
SpongeBob: Alright, party's over! Get out!
Bianfu-Wang: Not a chance, SquarePants. Minions, hang him back up.
Jade Bat: Sure thing, master!
(The Jade Bats fly towards SpongeBob, attempting to pick him up again, but SpongeBob retaliates.)
SpongeBob: (swatting at the bats) Back, you little demons, back!
Bianfu-Wang: Now that's something that a party pooper would do.
SpongeBob: (still swatting at the bats) I said get back!
(Meanwhile, at the docks, a boat was pulling in and out came the Magistrate and his family. This meant that they were coming home.)
(The Jade Bats picked up SpongeBob again as SpongeBob tightly grappled the floor, trying to break free from the bats' grasp. Eventually, he breaks free from their grip.)
SpongeBob: Everyone out! Now!
(SpongeBob grabs the speakers and attempts to smash it to pieces, but the Jade Bats stop him by grabbing them and attempting to pull them out of SpongeBob's grasp. They both struggle to take away the speakers, but then the speakers break.)
Bianfu-Wang: No! My speakers!
(The Jade Bats look at SpongeBob in anger and growl.)
Bianfu-Wang: You know what? Forget the party! I say that we trash this place and get out of here before the Magistrate comes home. Minions, attack!
(The Jade Bats attack SpongeBob while breaking random decorations and objects inside the palace. SpongeBob runs and screams while getting zapped.)
(Meanwhile outside, the family was close to the entrance to the palace.)
(Inside the palace, nearly everything inside the palace was destroyed.)
Bianfu-Wang: Okay, boys. That's quite enough damage. Now let's skedaddle before the Magistrate arrives. (to SpongeBob) See ya again, cheese block (evil laugh)
(The Jade Bats disappear from sight back to Jade Cave. SpongeBob, who was knocked out, wakes up and rubs his head.)
SpongeBob: (groaning) My head... Huh?!
(SpongeBob looks all around him to find that the entire palace interior was smashed to pieces. He has a fearful expression on his face.)
SpongeBob: The Magistrate's gonna kill me. I gotta hide!
(SpongeBob runs into the kitchen to hide. He goes under the cupboard.)
(Outside, the royal family arrives and were cheerfully discussing everything about the festival at the City of the Golden Panda. Upon the sight of the ruined palace, they gasp and run inside.)
Magistrate: No! Our palace! It's destroyed!
Tai-Tai: What could've happened here?! Obviously, SquarePants is to blame for this!
Sagwa: (shocked) Uh-oh....
Magistrate: (angrily calling for SpongeBob) Mr. SquarePants, present yourself at once!
(SpongeBob anxiously crawls out of the cupboard and walks into the throne room.)
SpongeBob: I... I'm here.
Magistrate: I don't even know where to begin.... I task you with keeping our palace safe and spotless, and now look around you! To think that I could trust you with a high responsibility!
Tai-Tai: We were having a marvelous time at the festival, and now we come home to destruction! Horrid!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, your highness.
Magistrate: "Sorry" doesn't excuse it. However, we want to know how this happened, and we demand that you explain.
SpongeBob: (inhaling and exhaling sharply) It was... the Jaaaaaa--
Sagwa: (whispering) Don't do it, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: --anitor.
(The family and Miaos were confused.)
SpongeBob: Yeah, the janitor from the Noodle Patty Shack. He was probably sleepwalking and didn't know he was entering the palace. He ended up carelessly destroying the decor and all that. It's morning now and he doesn't remember a thing.
Magistrate: And you weren't awake to stop him, I suppose?
SpongeBob: Yeah, I was in a deep sleep.
Magistrate: Okay then. But regardless, you are still required to take full accountability, and you will do that by helping us clean and repair the entire palace. Understand?
SpongeBob: Yes, your Magistrate.
Magistrate: Good.
(SpongeBob immediately gets to work.)
Sheegwa: SpongeBob's in big trouble....
(Back at Jade Cave, Bianfu-Wang saw the situation through his crystal ball and was proud for getting SpongeBob into trouble.)
Bianfu-Wang: (chuckling evilly) Good job, boys!
(The Jade Bats laughed along.)
(A time card appears, saying "2 Days Later.")
French Narrator: 2 days later.
(After two days, the palace was finally refurbished.)
Magistrate: Well done, Mr. SquarePants. The palace is back in tip-top shape, and it wouldn't have been done faster without your help.
SpongeBob: No problem, your highness. I'm sorry for what happened the other day.
Magistrate: It's alright. All that matters is that you've owned up to your mistakes. You're free to go now.
(SpongeBob runs off happily to the courtyard.)
SpongeBob: Hey guys, I'm finished! Now we can play again!
Sagwa: Good!
Dongwa: Awesome!
(SpongeBob starts playing with the kittens.)
(The episode closes.)
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