Annoying Songs

Annoying Songs was a series of parody poems set to famous tunes, appearing occasionally in Nickelodeon Magazine. They were penned by Anne Bernstein, Julie Winterbottom and David Lewman.
== Songs ==
# "Are We There Yet?” (Summer 1993)
# "Oh Ma I Gotta Go" (Summer 1993)
# "The Ballad of the Carsick Child" (Summer 1993)
# "The Cranky Song" (Summer 1993)
# "Oh Say Can You Spot?" (Fall 1993)
# "O School of Mine" (Fall 1993)
# "Oh My Backseat" (June/July 1994)
# "Bored" (June/July 1994)
#"Take Me Out Of This Gym Class" (October 1994)
# "Dorky Porky Piggy” (October 1994)
# "Wait Wait Wait In Line" (August 1995)
# "Take Me Up in an Airplane" (August 1995)
#”5 More Hours to Go!” (Summer 1996)
#”School No More” (Summer 1996)
# "The Glass of Water" (January/February 1997)
# "Faking Sleep" (January/February 1997)
# "Rockabye Bunkmate" (January/February 1997)
#”Ode to Mister Trebek” (November 1997)
#”Zipcode 90210” (November 1997)
#”A House Numbered 1313” (November 1997)
# "Tommy's Walkman Radio" (March 1998)
# "I've Been Working on the Trumpet" (March 1998)
# "3 Dumb Notes" (March 1998)
# "My Spit Valve is Full" (March 1998)
# "This Towel Is My Towel" (May 1998)
# "We Shall Not Be Bathed" (May 1998)
# "Where Has All The Shampoo Gone?" (May 1998)
# "If I Had a Hamper" (May 1998)
# "Oh When The Ants" (Summer 1998)
# "The Sunburn Song" (Summer 1998)
#"We Are Lost in the Forest" (Summer 1998)
#Annoying Pet Songs (Spring 1999)
# "I Don't Want To Wait!" (June/July 1999)
# "Everybody Wants" (June/July 1999)
# "The Funky Bunch" (June/July 1999)
#"The Creepy Undead Spider" and other annoying camping songs (August 2000)
#"Hush Little Gymnast" (September 2000)
#"Rock a Bye Diver" (September 2000)
#"Marathon Lullaby (Sleep Til Dawn)” (September 2000)
#"Oh Beautiful Cafeteria" (November 2000)
#"My Classroom Tis of Thee" (November 2000)
#"The Old Yellow School Bus" (November 2000)
#"The Parking Lot" (August 2001)
#"She'll Be Swimming In The Deep End" (August 2001)
#"Oh Cabana" (August 2001)
# "Rock a Bye Modern Baby" (October 2001)
# "Hush Little High Tech Baby" (October 2001)
# "Twinkle Twinkle Today's Star" (October 2001)
#"Are We There Yet? Space Edition" (September 2002)
#"This Earth" (September 2002)
#"I've Been Working on My Spaceship" (September 2002)
# "Nick Mag, You Are 10 Today" (May 2003)
# "We Wish You A Super Summer" (Summer 2004)
# "The Last 12 Days of School" (Summer 2004)
# My Irrational Anthem (Summer 2005)
#Timerica the Messy (Summer 2005)
#Hail President Timmy (Summer 2005)
# "Rest Stop" (August 2005)
# "State Line" (August 2005)
# "Tunnels" (August 2005)
# "We're Lost!" (August 2005)
# "The Bottle of Drano" (March 2006)
# "I'm Using Your Shampoo" (March 2006)
# "I've Been Waiting for The Shower" (March 2006)
# "I Am Hungry" (August 2007)
# "On Top Of This Mountain" (August 2007)
# Annoying Summer Songs (July 2008)
# Annoying Holiday Songs (December 2008)
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