We Bought a Volcano Part 3

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Membership Drive Extravaganza," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining disco and baseball music. They install a new robot, teach him how to fundraise, and weight the pros and cons of assassinations. Listen to the 
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are entering their third week working for VolCorp. Dillon remains convinced that the corporation has their best interests at heart, and Matt is skeptical that they intend to harvest the DJs' ashes for clean energy.
They meet a Polish man named Vlad, who describes himself as a pets control professional. He claims to have recently killed a queen rat in tunnel 6, which leads to the center of the earth. There is still a rat king on the loose, which he continues to hunt. He has been in the volcano since its inception, but he won't explain further. He is an employee of VolCorp and also friends with Chuck Mangione and Sun Ra, both of whom Vlad brought to the volcano to perform live during Double Heads Volcano Hour.
Matt starts to notice that Vlad's beard is falling off, and quickly realizes that Vlad's entire getup is a costume. Vlad then admits that her real name is Veronica Volcano, and she is the heiress of VolCorp. She disguised herself as Vlad to be an undercover boss and planted cameras on all the rats.
When the DJs ask about the whereabouts of all the people they've met over the past weeks, Veronica explains that they've all been given their own private islands. Dillon is excited about the idea, but Matt believes this is just a euphemism for murder.
They get a call from Jasper Awful of Awful Insurance, who is hoping the DJs will buy volcano insurance from him to save his father's failing company. When the DJs hesitate to purchase the insurance, Jasper then offers them geyser insurance. Again, Dillon is enthusiastic about making the purchase, but Matt is skeptical since they don't own a geyser.
Matt then tries to figure out how to break Dillon's brainwashed state by playing songs with "relax" in the titles. While the first one doesn't work, he finds success with "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and suddenly both Dillon and Veronica are broken out of their spells. Veronica's real name is Pamela, and she is the mother of Paulie Pomerino Paulson, who has remained in the volcano ever since his mother was kidnapped and brainwashed. She is from Matamoros, so she leaves the volcano and goes home.
They decide the genres complement. 
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Paulie Pomerino Paulson
Pamela Pomerino Paulson
Jasper Awful
== Featured Music ==
Chuck Mangione - "Song of the New Moon"
Sun Ra - "The Golden Lady (aka Lady with the Golden Stockings)"
Dan Deacon - "Learning to Relax"
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - "Relax"