WotW: Week 40

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Weak of the Week: Week 40 	Weak of the Week: Week 40
 	
Kyle 	Kyle
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Here we are, Weaketeers. Week Forty. Think about that, won't you? That's four groups of ten weaklings! Two groups of twenty! Why, if Week of the Weak were a woman who got pregnant back at the beginning of the year, she would have given birth by now! Birth to a hideous tangerine hued deer-armadillo who stands roughly eight feet tall, yet is dressed like a nine year old. What shall we name him? How 'bout Deermadillo? Perhaps we shall christen him Arma-Deer? No, better yet...he shall be known from this day forth as Mighty the Armadillo.Ok, never mind, this fan-fiction is telling me that is apparently an eight rate Sonic character. So eff it. He's Kyle. Yeah, that's good enough. Just Kyle. Hey, you come up with something better! What else can you possibly name this--thing. Please don't tell me that this is some poor kid who can transform into a man-deermadillo at will in an Animorphs cover like fashion, because that would be the worst super power in history.Another furry? Don't they "win" every week? I should have just picked that really crappy looking Greedo bootleg called "Greedo Shot First" (Which confirms that George Lucas plays this game, as no one else would ever defend that decision) instead of this freak...I take that back, they have the exact same head anyway. One is just green. Greedo looking nothing like a deer, and a deer looking nothing like an armadillo, but that didn't stop ol' Kyle here. He just had to use that stupid deer head. Orange, green, whatever color a turd is, it still stinks.	Here we are, Weaketeers. Week Forty. Think about that, won't you? That's four groups of ten weaklings! Two groups of twenty! Why, if Week of the Weak were a woman who got pregnant back at the beginning of the year, she would have given birth by now! Birth to a hideous tangerine hued deer-armadillo who stands roughly eight feet tall, yet is dressed like a nine year old. What shall we name him? How 'bout Deermadillo? Perhaps we shall christen him Arma-Deer? No, better yet...he shall be known from this day forth as Mighty the Armadillo.Ok, never mind, this fan-fiction is telling me that is apparently an eight rate Sonic character. So eff it. He's Kyle. Yeah, that's good enough. Just Kyle. Hey, you come up with something better! What else can you possibly name this--thing. Please don't tell me that this is some poor kid who can transform into a man-deermadillo at will in an Animorphs cover like fashion, because that would be the worst super power in history.Another furry? Don't they "win" every week? I should have just picked that really crappy looking Greedo bootleg called "Greedo Shot First" (Which confirms that George Lucas plays this game, as no one else would ever defend that decision) instead of this freak...I take that back, they have the exact same head anyway. One is just green. Greedo looking nothing like a deer, and a deer looking nothing like an armadillo, but that didn't stop ol' Kyle here. He just had to use that stupid deer head. Orange, green, whatever color a turd is, it still stinks.
Offences 	Offences
• Furry• Superhero in Pants (Jorts)• What is it? 	• Furry• Superhero in Pants (Jorts)• What is it?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Imagine if back in 1962 Stan Lee and Steve Ditko would have teamed up to create an arachnid themed superhero with the ability to climb on walls. He would have super strength, spider-sense for avoiding danger and he would even develop his own chemical to create spider webs. What would you call him? Spider-Man, right? Now, imagine that Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, in a moment of insanity, decided to call this superhero "Dean"...That's what you did, and that's why you are weak. 	Imagine if back in 1962 Stan Lee and Steve Ditko would have teamed up to create an arachnid themed superhero with the ability to climb on walls. He would have super strength, spider-sense for avoiding danger and he would even develop his own chemical to create spider webs. What would you call him? Spider-Man, right? Now, imagine that Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, in a moment of insanity, decided to call this superhero "Dean"...That's what you did, and that's why you are weak.
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