祭りだヘイカモン (Matsuri da Hey Come on)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
祭りだ 祭りだ ヘイカモン ハッハ 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon hahha 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on, hah-ha!
えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ 	eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha 	Eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha
えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ 	eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha 	Eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha eraikochaA mikoshi chant; the people carrying the mikoshi often shake it or chant to entertain the god within
 	 	
ドンドンパラリラ ドンパラリ 	dondon pararira don parari 	Don don para rira don para ri
花火に隠されていたメッセージ 	hanabi ni kakusarete ita messeeji 	A message hidden within the fireworks-
都市伝説のような話 	toshi densetsu no you na hanashi 	A rumor sounding like an urban legend
一歩引いて疑え 子供だまし 	ippo hiite utagae kodomodamashi 	Taking a step back with suspicion and realizing how foolish it isThe phrase 子供だまし literally means "fooling children," but is often used as an idiom to mean "a fake so shoddily made that it would only fool children." -AngelSubs
 	 	
「熱狂を管理し 祭りを根絶やし 	"nekkyou o kanri shi matsuri o nedayashi 	"They can control the crazed enthusiasm, and even eradicate the festival
奴らの陰謀が渦巻いてる」 	yatsura no inbou ga uzumaiteru" 	Their plot is swirling around"
奴らってなんだ ソースがずさんだ 	yatsura tte nanda soosu ga zusanda 	But just what are they? The source is full of mistakes...
真実はどうだ すべて被害妄想か 	shinjitsu wa douda subete higai mouzou ka 	What’s the truth? Is it all a persecution complex?
 	 	
ハッハ 人ごみが怖い 夜空を金魚が泳いでるぞ 	hahha hitogomi ga kowai yozora o kingyo ga oyoideru zo 	Hah-ha! Crowds are scary, goldfish are swimming in the night sky
ハッハ 食いもんが高い たこ焼きの具が家出してるぞ 	hahha kui mon ga takai takoyaki no gu ga iede shiteru zo 	Hah-ha! The food’s so expensive, the takoyaki’s garnish is running away from homeTakoyaki are octopus dumplings. The word for garnish '具' can also mean wife
ねえ 馬鹿でもさ 馬鹿にも 種類はあるよな 	nee baka demo sa baka ni mo shurui wa aru yo na 	Hey- I’m an idiot but you know, even idiots have variety
ねえ わかるかな わかる人だけ寄っといで 	nee wakaru kana wakaru hito dake yottoi de 	Hey- do you understand? Only keeping people who understand close by
 	 	
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
人も猫も犬も ちゃんと持ち場につけ 	hito mo neko mo inu mo chanto mochiba ni tsuke 	The people, the cats, the dogs, all of us gotta properly stick to our positions
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
寝ても覚めても ずっと問題抱えて 	nete mo samete mo zutto mondai kakaete 	Whether sleeping or awake, your problems stick with you
 	 	
ハレとケとケとケとケと 	hare to ke to ke to ke to ke to 	A special occasion then mundane mundane mundane mundane mundane
ケとケとケとケとケじゃ 	ke to ke to ke to ke to ke ja 	Mundane mundane mundane mundane mundane mundane
足りん ハレの日 もっとくれ 	tarin hare no hi motto kure 	I just don’t have enough, gimme more special days
祭りだ 祭りだ ヘイカモン ハッハ 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon hahha 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on hah-ha!
 	 	
今は踊るな 今は踊るな 	ima wa odoru na ima wa odoru na 	Don’t dance now, don’t dance now
ウワサの奴らがこっちみている 	uwasa no yatsura ga kocchi mite iru 	The rumored guys are looking over here…
今は踊るな 今は踊るな 	ima wa odoru na ima wa odoru na 	Don’t dance now, don’t dance now
その神輿はニセモノだ 	sono mikoshi wa nisemono da 	That Mikoshi’s a fake!!A mikoshi is a small portable shrine housing a god during a festival
 	 	
欠点をほじくり 感動に水差し 	ketten o hojikuri kandou ni mizusashi 	Digging up faults, pouring passion into a water jug
次々 やぐらをぶっ壊してる 	tsugitsugi ya gura o bukkowashiteru 	Destroying graves one after anotherGrave is yagura- cave-tombs used in Kamakura times
実行支配か 自愛の暴走か 	jikkou shihai ka jiai no bousou ka 	Is this effective control or a rampage of self-absorption?
やむを得ないと飲みこむのか 	yamu o enai to nomikomu no ka 	Will it be gulped down with a 'it just can’t be helped'?
 	 	
ああ なんか疲れたな 	aa nanka tsukareta na 	Aah, I'm kinda tired
これは現実なのかな 	kore wa genjitsuna no kana 	I wonder if this is reality
ああ ほとぼり冷めたら 	aa hotobori sametara 	Aa once your remaining energy’s cooled down
ちょっと かき氷買ってきて 	chotto kakigoori katte kite 	Go buy some shaved ice-
 	 	
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
理不尽な監視を ひょいと潜り抜け 	rifujin na kanshi o hyoito kuguri nuke 	Swiftly slipping through the irrational surveillance
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
生きづらい世界に ちょいと華添えて 	ikizurai sekai ni choi to hana soete 	Garnishing this tough-to-live world with a few flowers
あれ ボケボケボケボケ 	are boke boke boke boke 	Oh? Even though we're all idiots idiots idiots idiots
ボケボケボケボケボケなのに 	boke boke boke boke boke na noni 	Idiots idiots idiots idiots idiots
自称ツッコミばっかりで 	jishou tsukkomi bakkari de 	Seems like everyone's a self-proclaimed wise guyIn Japan, there is a 2 man comedy routine called "tsukkomi and boke," where the boke makes a ridiculous/idiotic statement and the tsukkomi makes a wisecrack or other comeback: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzai -AngelSubs
怖いな 怖いな 変だよ 	kowai na kowai na hen da yo 	How scary, how scary, there’s something fishy about this
 	 	
好感度などデマでも崩れる ちょうちんのようにフラフラ 	koukando nado dema demo kuzureru chouchin no you ni furafura 	Favoritism and false rumors crumple, unsteady like a paper lantern
知能指数じゃ人徳測れず 綿菓子のようにフワフワ 	chinou shisuu ja jintoku hakarezu wata kashi no you ni fuwafuwa 	You can't measure EQ with IQ, fluffy like cotton candy...
さんざっぱら 忠告空回り ラリパッパじゃ 悲しみ遠回り 	sanzappara chuukoku karamawari raripappa ja kanashimi toomawari 	It's the worst- spinning your wheels ignoring warnings Getting high is nothing but a detour from your sadness
渡る世間は残酷ばかりで 簡単じゃない 狂っちまうよ もう 	wataru seken wa zankoku bakari de kantan janai kurucchimau yo mou	The transient world is full of cruelty, it ain't simple I’m gonna lose it, jeez...
 	 	
手足が縛られ 踊れなくとも 	teashi ga shibarare odorenaku tomo 	Legs and arms bound, even if you can’t dance
祭囃子は 鳴り響いている 	matsuribayashi wa narihibiite iru 	The festival band continues to resound...
 	 	
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
人も猫も犬も ちゃんと持ち場につけ 	hito mo neko mo inu mo chanto mochiba ni tsuke 	The people, the cats, the dogs, all of us gotta properly stick to our positions
祭りだ 祭りだヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
寝ても覚めても ずっと問題抱えて 	nete mo samete mo zutto mondai kakaete 	Whether sleeping or awake, your problems stick with you
 	 	
祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 	matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da 	It’s a festival It’s a festival It’s a festival It’s a festival
祭りだ 祭りだ 踊れや 踊れ 	matsuri da matsuri da odore ya odore 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Now dance, dance!
祭りだ 祭りだ ヘイカモン 	matsuri da matsuri da hei kamon 	It’s a festival It’s a festival Hey come on!
生きづらい世界に ちょいと華添えて 	ikizurai sekai ni choi to hana soete 	Garnishing this tough-to-live world with a few flowers
ハレハレハレハレハレ 	hare hare hare hare hare 	If it turned into nothing but occasion after occasion occasion
ハレハレハレハレになったら 	hare hare hare hare ni nattara 	Occasion occasion occasion occasion occasion
それもしんどい どっちらけ 	sore mo shindoi docchirake 	That’d be a pain too, I guess you're screwed either way‘Hare’ and ‘Ke’ are two japanese terms- they refer to mundane days (ke), and special occasions/special exciting days (hare). That's an incredibly simple explanation- the hare-ke cycle is actually a pretty deep thing in Japanese culture so here's some reading material for anyone who's interested: https://web.uri.edu/iaics/files/05-Kazuya-Hara.pdf (Search ‘matsuri in a community’ for relevant info )
祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 祭りだ 	matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da matsuri da	It’s a festival It’s a festival It’s a festival It’s a festival It’s a festival
ヘイカモン ハッハ 	hei kamon hahha 	Hey come on! hah-ha!
えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ 	eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha 	Eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha
えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ えらいこっちゃ 	eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha eraikoccha 	Eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha eraikocha
, checked by AngelSubs
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*HUMAN
*PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 寿 (PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 Kotobuki) (album)
==External Links==
*Piapro - Karaoke
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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