WotW: Week 43

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Weak of the Week: Week 43 	Weak of the Week: Week 43
 	
The Gourmand 	The Gourmand
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Haven't I seen this weakling before? This guy looks mighty familiar and I don't mean that he looks like The Hulk. Wait a minute, I know you. You're NERD RAGE!! Didn't I all ready write this entry? Just go read what I said about him before.Ok, that was an easy one, goodnight folks.Wait, I'm being informed that this guy is some overweight ginger wearing unmatched socks called The Gourmand and he is actually NOT Nerd Rage. Bummer. Odd, Nerd Rage was back in Week 24...that was almost exactly twenty weeks ago. So is this some kind of Four Blood Moons-esq failed prophecy? Every twenty weeks a cosplaying Hulk clone will rise to create a new weak world order? Because that's what seems to be happening.Hulk huh? Other than Deadpool, Black Widow, Iron Man, Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Flash and Goku, Hulk is by far the most cloned character on the game. So that's like...10th place, which is still pretty far up there, I guess. Hulk clones are usually the most blatant though. Most of the time, they look just like Hulk but are called The Bulk or Holk or something. It's not as baffling as all the Superman clones, which never have eyebrows for some reason.Is this some kind of Halloween costume themed outfit or something? If it is, then why is his outfit so inaccurate? Marvel would never put that thing on the market, which is pretty remarkable as Disney puts a Marvel character on virtually every item known to man these days. Plus, everyone knows that Halloween costumes never have gloves with them. Look!! See!? No gloves and they still look more like Hulk than this weak mess.	Haven't I seen this weakling before? This guy looks mighty familiar and I don't mean that he looks like The Hulk. Wait a minute, I know you. You're NERD RAGE!! Didn't I all ready write this entry? Just go read what I said about him before.Ok, that was an easy one, goodnight folks.Wait, I'm being informed that this guy is some overweight ginger wearing unmatched socks called The Gourmand and he is actually NOT Nerd Rage. Bummer. Odd, Nerd Rage was back in Week 24...that was almost exactly twenty weeks ago. So is this some kind of Four Blood Moons-esq failed prophecy? Every twenty weeks a cosplaying Hulk clone will rise to create a new weak world order? Because that's what seems to be happening.Hulk huh? Other than Deadpool, Black Widow, Iron Man, Superman, Batman, Captain America, Spider-Man, The Flash and Goku, Hulk is by far the most cloned character on the game. So that's like...10th place, which is still pretty far up there, I guess. Hulk clones are usually the most blatant though. Most of the time, they look just like Hulk but are called The Bulk or Holk or something. It's not as baffling as all the Superman clones, which never have eyebrows for some reason.Is this some kind of Halloween costume themed outfit or something? If it is, then why is his outfit so inaccurate? Marvel would never put that thing on the market, which is pretty remarkable as Disney puts a Marvel character on virtually every item known to man these days. Plus, everyone knows that Halloween costumes never have gloves with them. Look!! See!? No gloves and they still look more like Hulk than this weak mess.
Offences 	Offences
• What is it?• Licensed Character• Wacky and Random 	• What is it?• Licensed Character• Wacky and Random
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Are those Hulk Hands? I guess you get points for giving him Hulk Hands, but only if they are the original NERF material version from the 2003 Hulk movie and not those busted weak cloth Hulk Hands made for the Avengers movie. Oh, who am I kidding, you wouldn't use Hulk Hands, you just painted dishwashing gloves green and called it a day. 	Are those Hulk Hands? I guess you get points for giving him Hulk Hands, but only if they are the original NERF material version from the 2003 Hulk movie and not those busted weak cloth Hulk Hands made for the Avengers movie. Oh, who am I kidding, you wouldn't use Hulk Hands, you just painted dishwashing gloves green and called it a day.
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