Great Blanneqin Revolution of 204D

The Great Blanneqin Revolution of 204D was an attempt by a rogue Baryta man named Grant T. Harrabrow to overthrow the entire government of Iiines using nothing more than an army of Blanneqins. It ended about as poorly as you'd expect it to.
==History==
In 202D, Souzaka Waters was elected president of Iiines. Her campaign largely ran on the basis of making the economy of Iiines more sustainable, by creating new jobs in sustainable energy, ending unemployment and homelessness, and focusing further towards technological innovation in the region. Most people agreed Souzaka was fit to be the president, save for Grant T. Harrabrow, who probably read over the internet that she ate babies or something. The details weren't exactly clear, but at least one of the Blanneqins she sent after her was holding a sign that read "Save the children! Don't eat them!" so that's what can be inferred.
Aside from that, Grant Harrabrow was the owner of a coal mine in Iiines and disliked her proposed switch towards sustainable energy. Fortunately for him, he owned a large army of Blanneqins that did most of the mining work for him, so one day, he gathered them up, and gave them all a new command, which was to overthrow the government. It is estimated that roughly 231 Blanneqins were given the task, and with that, they all marched towards the Iiines capitol building in Avechester. The event received wide coverage across the entire nation, as everyone awaited the president's response. After roughly two and a half hours, President Waters gave the following speech:
:Dear Blannequins of Iiines,Please go bother someone else.Thank you.
And so they obliged. An unfortunate man eating his lunch had his soda spilled, and soon the entire afternoon went as if nothing had happened. Harrabrow was not arrested for this, as the plan was so easily foiled, but he was arrested roughly a week later on charges of felony arson. Nowadays, this revolution amounts to little more than a footnote in Iiinesian history books. But hey, you went to this page on the wiki, so that means it held some importance to someone, no?
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