Tostoncito

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Spanish 	English
En junio 25 de 2009 	On June 25 of 2009
se abrieron las puertas de Internet Co., 	The doors of Internet Co. were opened.
entré a la oficina triunfante y caliente 	I went into the office triumphantically and hot
y me encontré a ese chico, ¡Todo un bombón! 	And I saw that guy who was like a piece of candy.
Me dijo "Hola, nena!" ¡Tan lindo, tan fuerte! 	He told me, “Hey babe!” He’s so dreamy, so strong,
y en ese momento me brincó el corazón; 	And at that moment my heart skipped a beat.
le respondí al saludo, yo muy sonriente, 	I responded to his greeting with an ear to ear smile
creyendo que aquel chico me lo mandó el destino... 	Thinking that this guy was sent by destiny.
"Tostoncito" me decía, 	“Tostoncito” He would call me.
que me amaba, le creía, 	He said that he loved me and I believed him.
muchas cosas me regalaba, 	He would buy me many things
mucho amor yo le entregaba... 	And I would give him a lot of love...
 	
Pasaron varios meses y quería una casa 	A few months passed and I wanted a house
para compartir con mi lindo bombón; 	So that I could share it with my little piece of candy.
un día una llave me entrega y se marcha 	One day he gives me a key, then he leaves.
pues va a buscar su ropa que dice es un montón. 	He claims he’s going to pick up his clothes since there are a lot.
 	
Se pierde cuatro días, ¡No sé qué le pasa! 	I don’t see him for four days, not sure what’s wrong with him.
y este que me llega con un mal humor, 	He always comes back with a bad temper.
me da su ropa sucia, insiste que la lave, 	He gives me his clothes and insists that I wash them…
(Pero este hijo de p*** ¿qué perfume se echó?) 	(This son of a b****. What perfume did he bathe in?!)
 	
"Tostoncito" me decía, 	“Tostoncito” He would call me.
que me amaba, le creía, 	He said that he loved me and I believed him.
muchas cosas me regalaba, 	He would buy me many things
mucho amor yo le entregaba... 	And I would give him a lot of love...
 	
(Ay, deja, te digo, de ese tipo... 	(Let me tell you one thing…
yo me liberé, ay, pero qué desperdicio de ese tipo... 	I got liberated from that guy. What a waste…
yo me liberé) 	I got liberated from that guy)
 	
Ahí tienes tu ropa sucia, 	They’re your dirty clothes
no voy a lavarte ná, 	I’m not gonna wash them at all.
ve y pídele el favorcito a Tito, Ramón o Juan, ¡Tus amigotes! 	Go ask Tito, Ramón, or Juan to help you. They’re your friends!
 	
(Ay, deja, te digo, de ese tipo... 	(Let me tell you one thing…
yo me liberé, ay, pero qué desperdicio de ese tipo... 	I got liberated from that guy. What a waste…
yo me liberé) 	I got liberated from that guy)
 	
Me diste lindos detalles, 	You gave me nice things
pero un día te equivocaste, 	But one day you made a mistake
al darme de desayuno pan con chocolate, ¡Y no me gusta! 	By giving me bread with chocolate for breakfast, and I don’t like it!
 	
(Ay, deja, te digo, de ese tipo... 	(Let me tell you one thing…
yo me liberé, ay, pero qué desperdicio de ese tipo... 	I got liberated from that guy. What a waste…
yo me liberé) 	I got liberated from that guy)
 	
Ahora yo me pregunto por qué fuiste tan desalmado 	Now I ask myself: Why were you such a friend?
(yo me liberé) no entiendo por qué te crees "el papá de los helados";	(I got liberated from that guy) I don’t understand why you think you are such a big shot.
el día que regresaste yo revisé tus baúles, 	That day you came back, I checked your luggage
y en una camisa tuya conseguí tres pelos azules. 	And in one of your shirts I found three blue hairs.
 	
A mí ya no me interesa que no tengas ni un perrito que te ladre, 	I don’t care if you no longer have a dog to bark at you.
todas tus mentiras, se las metes a tu tía, 	Tell all your lies to your aunt.
ahora esta casa es mía, recuerda que está a mi nombre; 	This house is mine now, remember you bought it in my name.
espero que esto te sirva pa'que aprendas a ser hombre... 	I hope this serves you right, so you learn to be a man...
 	
"Tostoncito", no me digas tostoncito, 	"Tostoncito", Don’t call me “tostoncito”
"Tostoncito", que ya se pasmó, 	"Tostoncito", It’s no longer any good.
"Tostoncito", no me supiste valorar, 	"Tostoncito", You didn’t know how to value me
"Tostoncito", ahora escupo este bombón. 	"Tostoncito", So now I spit out this piece of candy.
"Tostoncito"... 	"Tostoncito"...
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*Desde la cama (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Spanish Vocaloid Wiki
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Category:AlexTrip Sands songs list
Category:Yesi-chan songs list
Category:Pan con Chocolate