Cake the Cat

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Cake the Cat is a notorious member of the Retail Roundup known for being an infamous troll in most gaming communities and The Pilgrimage. She loves modern gaming and hates retro gaming to the point where she goes out of her way to dunk on retro gamers at any given possibility.
== Early Life ==
When Cake was a small cat, She always was jealous of people who were capable of feeling joy and whimsy. She looked angrily at people playing Super Mario and watching The Muppets. But every time she tried to yell at people for various things to make them stop, Nobody cared about her or her stupid arguments. This only got worse as The Pilgrimage happened and everyone started enjoying things more which kept upsetting her since she literally can not have fun. She made up stuff like how everyone's sense of humor is bad and they shouldn't be enjoying old videogames that are fun and not basically movies but it was 2007 and she got laughed off of the stage every single time.
She also at one point helped train Cleveland and also she joined the Retail Roundup later on
== Rise of Cake ==
In 2015 when people stopped having fun and got annoyed at each other because some guys who unironically made "LIBS GET OWNED CRINGE COMPILATION" videos told them to, Cake the Cat saw the perfect chance to take advantage of shifting popular opinion. She got into the descriptions of various old retro game parody songs and replaced them with garbage like "WARNING: UNFUNNY OLD INTERNET JOKES KEEP READING BELOW" and then she typed out an entire copypasta about how the viewers should be ashamed of listening to these songs and enjoying the golden age of dudebro retro gamer internet humor. She would also suggest the viewers become annoying and pretentious jerks like her who try to act like a pretentious movie critic who complains about how unrealistic Spongebob episodes are and complains about everything but totally isn't like those "Easily offended snowflakes" she blames everything on.
Later on she started yelling at game devs to tell them to make their games suck more with lootboxes and the very concept of "Games as a service" among many MANY other aspects of modern gaming. But every time someone complains about the problems with this, She and her army of pretentious edgy redditors mass-downvote them and accuse them of "Just wanting to be [Whatever type of jerk]" when no? Nobody's talking about that? People just think letting bots right-click report everyone to instantly ban them is a horrible idea.
== Relations to Genwunners ==
Cake the Cat hates all video games made before 2015 which includes Gen 1 by default. She is known to troll fans of older games like Gen 1 by calling them "Easily offended snowflakes" and other common insults like that which would be too easy and cringe to type out here. It's just low-hanging fruit at this point.
But basically, A more annoying version of Margaret from Regular Show because unlike Margaret, Cake has superpowers.