The Shack

The Shack is the second episode of The Life And Times Of Mr. Rrarrg!. In this episode, patrick builds a house for Grr, Babba, and Grugg (previously known as Barnacle monsters 1,2 and 3 respectively).
=== Characters ===
• Patrick Star
• Rrarrg
• Grr (Previously known as Barnacle Monster 1)
• Babba (Previously known as Barnacle Monster 2)
• Grugg (Previously known as Barnacle Monster 3)
• Narrator (Debut)
== Transcript ==
(intro)
(Rrarrg and Patrick are sitting down playing on their phones)
Patrick: Candy Crush? More like Candy Crud!
Rrarrg: rraarrrg. (I have no idea what that is.)
Barnacle monster 2: bababababa (Hey!)
Patrick: Oh hi there uh.. babba?
Babba: babababa (I was thinking of the name Katie but eh that works.)
Patrick: What do you want, little fella?
Babba: bababababababababbabababababababababa (Well, me and the others need some place to live.)
Patrick: You mean this cave doesn’t work?
Babba: bababababa (No this place stinks.)
Rrarrg: rrarrg! (Hey!)
Patrick: I might have forgotten to shower yesterday and the days before that but this place does not stink! The PatCave is a perfectly fine home!
Babba: babababababababababa babababababababa (I mean it's just that this place feels a little cramped.)
Rrarrg: rrarrg. (Okay maybe you’re right about that.)
Patrick: Okay, fine, we’ll get you a new place to stay. You monsters are high maintenance.
Rrarrg: Rraaaarrg! (No we're not!)
Patrick: Not you, the other guys!
Barnacle monster 1: grugugugugugug. (We are not high maintenance! We just need our very own place to stay- okay I get your point.)
Patrick: Good for you, uh… Grugg, you understand.
Barnacle monster 3: grgrgrgrgrgrr? (What’s my name then?)
Patrick: I think I’ll call you… Grr.
Grr: grgrgrgrgr. (Stupid name.)
Patrick: Hey beggars can’t be choosers. All in favour of "Grr" say "I"!
Rrarrg: rrarrg! (I!)
Babba: bab! (I!)
Patrick: I! Well, that settles it then.
(Grr sighs and rolls their eyes)
Patrick: Well with that out of the way, let's get you guys a new home.
(The three barnacle monsters cheer)
(Construction montage)
Patrick: Are we gonna bother showing them what we did during the montage?
Rrarrg: rrraarrrg. (No.)
Patrick: (shrugs) Alrighty then.
(End of construction montage)
(A half-built shack is then shown, and Grr tries to fit in it, failing terribly)
Grr: grgrgrgrrr. (Did you guys even try?)
Patrick: Not really. I wanted to take a nap.
(Grr sighs)
Patrick: C’mon, it's not that bad. Okay maybe it is that bad. Back to square one I guess.
Narrator: and now for a brief construction montage
Patrick: Hey why weren't you here the last time-
Narrator: traffic
(insert construction montage) 
Narrator: And that concludes our brief construction montage.
Patrick: well how is it now?
(grr tries to fit but he just barely fits)
Grr: grgrgrr (no)
Patrick: dangit
Narrator: one more construction montage later….
Patrick: how about now?
(Grr tries to fit again, and he fits better this time)
Grr: grgrgrgr (finally)
(Suddenly, the shack collapses)
Patrick: I knew I shouldn’t have used glue. but then again screws are kinda expensive.
Grr: Grrrrr….. (god dammit)
Patrick: Fine, I’ll use my nose picking funds for some screws.
Narrator: one ridiculously long trip downwards later……
Patrick: Screws achieved! Now to build this dang thing.
Narrator: I’m not even gonna bother this time.
(The scene changes to a shiny new house built entirely by Patrick)
Patrick: There. Finally. For real this time.
(Grr once again tries to fit inside the house, and fits)
Grr: grgrgrgr (yay it finally works)
Babba: bababbaba (I wanna join!)
Patrick: wait no!-
(babba tries to fit and the house collapses)
Babba: bababa (oops)
(Patrick sighs heavily)
Narrator: Nope.
(The scene changes to a shiny, larger new house that was just built)
Patrick: If this one doesn’t work I have no idea what I’m gonna do.
(grr and babba try to fit and they do)
Babba: bababa! (hooray!)
Grugg: grgugrgugurgu (am I chopped liver or something)
Patrick: Okay, forget it! You’ll just get an extension when I feel like it. Just please, enjoy your stay or this’ll all be in vain.
Grugg: grugurgruggrgr (sounds good to me)
(they all cheer)
Patrick: Now who’s hungry?
Grugg: grugurrg! (me!)
Rrarrg: rrararararg! (me too!)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrr (me three!)
Babba: babababa (i'll pass)
Patrick: I think we’ll deal with this another time. (he winks at the camera)
(episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This is the first episode with a new intro
• This is the first episode where Existant202 has contributed quite a bit.
• This is the first episode where the narrator appears
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