Amaya Maaka/Replacements for "Dirty Words"

This is a list of words Amaya Makai deems "dirty," and her replacements for them. Yoshio Makai, luckily, has stopped using most of these over the years.
== The List ==
* Sex is changed to "segs," a type of Lego.
* Ass is "bottom."
* F**k/sh*t is "cheese and crackers."
* Sh*t is also "Chicago."
* Damn it is "dang nabbit."
* Balls is "blues."
* Any word for the male genitalia is "cooch."
* Breasts are "ticks."
* Dammit is "ding rabbit." 
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