Sonic Ü

I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of the sonic movie.
Well, I found a rather odd version of the film that’s most likely a bootleg.
I was messing around, until someone dropped a package at my door.
I opened the door, but there wasn’t anyone there. Odd. However, there was a dvd called “SONIC Ü”
I had to see what this was. I inserted the disc.
The movie started with a view of the island sonic comes from, as some weird rap song began playing.
We see sonic doing his usual stuff. You know, speeding around and all that. 
But then I realized.
It wasn’t sonic.
It couldn’t be... but it was.
It was THE FUCKING BABY EINSTEIN BLUE GOAT PUPPET?!
The goat puppet was chugging some weird pills as he was speeding around the island before a MASSIVE monster truck CRUSHED him to a fucking death metal version of Let's Go (We're Riding In The Big Red Car) by The Wiggles.
Seriously?
...fucking seriously?
We see sonic... the normal one this time.
Suddenly, the same monster truck from before came falling, and from it came...
I shit you not, Mighty the FUCKING armadillo from that sonic arcade game.
”Hey son-ass. Been a while, hasn’t it?” Said mighty. “You might wanna look behind you.” 
Ray appeared behind sonic, dressed as Ben fucking 10.
”HERO TIME FUCKFACE” ray, or should I say “ray 10” yelled as he turned into humungosaur. 
Mighty jumped so high he landed on ray.
They were fighting for 2 hours before Tails, Knuckles and Amy show up.
They blew up the world and me. Then spongebob came with a bomb. He blew me up more. Then he said " I saved this bomb for this!" and does his normal laugh.
I then died. Then hank revived me. Thanks hank for saving me.
THE END
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