Fight Night: PenisMan vs Penis Parker

Fight Night: PenisMan vs Penis Parker is the ninth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
The Crib's back in action and PenisMan's back! However, a challenger out of nowhere arrives. After gives a great review on the new Spider-Man film, focusing on how he'd fuck Peni Parker, begins going by his new alias, "Penis Parker". PenisMan and Penis Parker are now at war.
==Transcript==
at the #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's Discord Crib
Crazy: EVERYONE NEEDSS TO HERE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT
SBCA: do ur announcements in #self-promotion
Crazy: NO
Lock: Time for a new friend @isbsp
Matchy: It's just a g-
isbsp: nah hes good
Crazy: THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT
Lock: Not everyone cares about bp
isbsp: also you just screamed NO in luis' face @Crazy
isbsp: notty notty boy
Crazy: o
isbsp: tut tut tut
SBCA: hmmm you're on my naughty list
Crazy: o no
Matchy: Announce it already
SBCA: but you're more naughty in bed hehehe
Crazy: o
isbsp: OOOOO
Travis: all this talk about getting naughty in bed’s making me hard
Bot: where's penisman when you need him
Travis: you mean when we’re hard?
Bot: uh sure why not
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meanwhile at Dildo HQ
Penisman: it's been a while since I've fought any crime whatsoever. My assistant Onion-anon has long since retired and no crimes have been committed! Perhaps I'll pay them a visit.
Narrator: (narrating over penisman walking down the street) and so penileman went to the cri-
Penisman: no, it's penisman!
Narrator: excuse me for being unpaid!
SBCA: since when the fuck did we have a narrator
Narrator: you never saw me *wheeeeee* (running footsteps are heard)
SBCA: what the fuck
Meanwhile at #hubba-bubba
Travis: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME IMAGE
Image: no
Lock: @EB clamety eight
EB: shut
EB: UP
EB: can’t you guys see i’m recording my 116th episode of veggietales: god’s power?
Lock: Clamety eight
EB: Clamety shut the hell up
Lock: how did eb even get here
EB: I've been here all along… (fades away)
Lock: ok what the fuck
SBCA: did someone remove the moderation to the server
Jabsre: why are you all looking at me
Matchy: it was jabsre
EB: (fades back) also go watch the new sbsp roblox series ep. (Fades away)
Bot: but i'm busy watching the flintstone kids
→ Penisman has joined. Fuck you.
Bot: i-is that-
Lock: oh my god…
EB: (fades in) NO PENISES IN MY SERVER! (bans penisman and fades away)
Bot: wait how did he ban him if he's not an admin? :thinkdiamond:
EB: (offscreen) don't ask questions
Bot: why can't i ask questions?
EB: (offscreen) er- you win again spongebobia chatbot! (Running footsteps are heard. Glass breaking is heard and so is a car driving off)
Bot: oh okay, i am just gonna, uh, unban penisman
Penisman: (rejoins) God damn i hate eb.
Lock: yeah what a ni- (gets shot)
(Cuts to Fandom holding a “Global gun”)
FANDOM: anyone else? (Reloads gun)
(Cuts back)
Bot: uh, no thanks
PenisMan: yes, it is I, the real penisman.
Bot: OH MY GOD IT'S PENISMAN!!! but where's onion-anon?
Penisman: i was hungry.
Bot: wait wha-
Penis Parker: hi wassup
Penisman: hi there, penis parker- wait…
Penis parker: what?
Penisman: why is your name NEAR IDENTICAL to mine?
Penis Parker: what are you talking about? They are nothing alike beside the fact they have “penis” in them.
Penisman: YOU COPIED MY NAME!
Penis Parker: NO I DID NOT!
Bot: wait, penisman, calm dow-
Penisman: NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS HE COPIED ME!
Travis: DAMN that was a good orgas-
Bot: shh travis you're gonna get us-
(A bullet is shot mere inches from bot’s account)
Travis: so i went to see into the spider-verse
SBCA: spider-verse was fucking amazing
Travis: i concur with 11 on this matter
Travis: also i want to fuck peni parker
SBCA: busty asian minor
penis parker: hi guys it’s cicicity
Jasbre: lmao penis parker
SBCA: @penis parker can u do something just for episode's sake
penis parker: yes
SBCA: do u want to suck my dick
penis parker: no
Jasbre: ?!
SBCA: aw jasbre
SBCA: dont interfere
SBCA: i'm trying to get d
Plopper: ew
SBCA: THAT’S A BAN
Jasbre: rule #8. no theophobia or homophobia
Plopper: what the fuck is theophobia
Dan: discrimination against people named theo--
Image: dislike of or prejudice against any religion and/or religious individuals
Penisman: fuck you penis Parker
Penis Parker: hey love you too ;3
Penisman: god fucking damnit
Penis Parker: no u
Matchy: that's my saying
Penis parker: you arent even a real penis man, penisman
Penisman: you're not even a parker
Penis parker: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Penisman: i challenge you to a BOXING MATCH THAT WE'LL CHARGE $10 TO WATCH!
Penis Parker: what, no.
Penisman: oh. Well uh, you wanna just fist fight?
Penis Parker: yeah ok.
(Then they fistfight and Penisman wins, obviously)
Penis Parker: god damnit…
Penisman: not so tough now, huh? Huh? piece of shit f-
(Penisman gets shot by the global gun)
Penis Parker: jesus Christ!
Penisman: i was gonna say fu-
(Gets shot a second time)
Bot: not penisman!
FANDOM: don't worry, he'll be better in 3 months
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