Spassman

Spassman, alternatively known as 'Spaceman', is an NPC implemented in version 0.4 and found in the Dark Forest. It can be interacted with, and upon doing so causes it to state that "Today is not the day…".
==Dark Matter Centralization==
When you Centralize Dark Matter and enter The Void, they will have a conversation with you about Grassman and the army of grass in the Grassland that they may be leading, as well as the gem that activates the portal to it, suggesting that Grassman may be the main antagonist of the game. If you interact with it after unlocking Grassland, they will say "We must fight back against the evil grass army!" 
Once this interaction is finished, Spassman is completely silent up until the very end of Grassland, in Final Castle, which is the tenth dungeon. When approaching the end of the long hallway, Grassman is seen standing in front of what seems to be the exit. However, this is actually a decoy and merely a cutout of Grassman, as it soon transforms into Man and then into Spassman. Spassman then tells the player that they were a fool for believing that Grassman would try to destroy the Grassland, and shortly after, sends the player to the Jungle.
== Dialogue ==
===Dark Forest===
*Begin conversation
*Player: "Hello!"
*Spassman: "Today is not the day..."
*Conversation ends
===The Void===
*Begin conversation
*Player: "Hello?"
*Spassman: "Welcome to The Void…"
*Player: "Thanks!"
*Spassman: "Here, you will find what was once lost, the key to the Grassland"
*Player: "What are you talking about?"
*Spassman: "The Grassland is a sacred land for all of grass kind, yet there is an army of grass who seek to destroy it…"
*Player: "Who?"
*Spassman: "We are unsure as to who would want to destroy such a beautiful land, but I could make a guess…"
*Player: "…"
*Spassman: "Grassman…"
*Player: "No!"
*Spassman: "Who else would be able to raise an army of grass? It is all clear to me now."
*Player: "…"
*Spassman: "This is where you come in. You must travel through the wonderful worlds of the Grassland and rid the evil grass that plague them so…"
*Player: "How do I reach the Grassland?"
*Spassman: "The final Grasslands portal plece requires the Grassland Gem. I sense It has been lost here in The Void, such is the reason I brought you here."
*Player: "…"
*Spassman: "Follow the light and you may find what we are looking for…"
*Player: "Goodbye"
*Conversation ends
===Dark Forest (Post-Void)===
*Begin conversation
*Spassman: "Restore the portal to the Grassland and defend the sacred land!"
*Player: "Alright then"
*Conversation ends
===Dark Forest (Post-Grassland)===
*Begin conversation
*Spassman: "We must fight back against the evil grass army!"
*Player: "Alright then"
*Conversation ends
===Final Castle===
Grassman looks like cardboard. This is because it is Spassman disguised as Grassman.
* Grassman: "Well well well... look who finally showed up."
* Player: ...
* Grassman: "You must have a lot of questions..."
* Player: ...
* Grassman: "I personally would not get any closer I were you."
* Player: ...
* Player walks closer.
* Grassman?: "Oh well, I suppose there is no point in keeping up this charade."
* Player: ...
* Grassman??: "You have done everything I needed you to do. You are useless to me now."
* Player: ...
* Grassman???: "It is time for me to reveal who I truly am."
* Player: ...
* Man: "BEHOLD! It was me the whole time!"
* MAN?!
* Man?: "Who? Oh sorry, wrong one..."
* Player: ...
* Spassman: BEHOLD! It was ME the whole time!
* Player: SPASSMAN!?
* Spassman: "Yes... you were a fool and believed everything I said. Did you really think Grassman would try and destroy the Grassland?"
* Here you choose between Yes or No
** Player: Yes.
** Spassman: "NO! OF COURSE NOT! IT IS THE MAN'S HOME LAND! But it is a good thing you believed me since my plan went off flawlessly..."
** Player: No.
** Spassman: And yet here you are, destroying every one of Grassman's creations, reducing his power over this world...
* Spassman: "But I have been speaking long enough. It is time to say goodbye."
* Player: No!
* Spassman: "What, did you expect an epic boss fight or something..? Do you want a reward for helping me with my plans Instead?"
* Player: ...
*The player is awarded the "Winner" badge.
* Spassman: "There, it is the only thing you deserve."
* Player: ...
* Spassman: "Goodbye..."
* Player: ...
* Conversation ends
==Gallery==
Spassman in v0.5e.png|Spassman's appearance in the Dark Forest as of version 0.5e.
FakeGrassmanCutout.png|The cutout of Grassman that appears in Final Castle.
Spassman Version 0.4.png|Spassman's appearance inside the Dark Forest in Version 0.4
SpassmanPortrait.png|Spassman's dialogue portrait
==Trivia==
Category:NPC
Category:Dark Forest