Lotso's Il Mutant

Isaac, Superman, Izzy, and Optimus watch the opera until Lotso intervenes.
Misha, dressed as a dame called the countess, and Wonder Woman/Diana, dressed as the mute Serafimo the page boy, sing the opera Il Muto
Female Fop: "They say that this youth has set my lady's heart aflame!"
Fop 1: "His Lordship, sure, will die of shock!"
Fop 2: "His Lordship is a laughing-stock!"
Female Fop: "Should he suspect her, God protect her..."
All: "Shame! Shame! Shame! This faithless lady's bound for Hades! Shame! Shame! Shame!"
Misha: "Serafimo, your disfguise is perfect. Why, who can this be?"
Wenlock, dressed as Don Atillio, arrives.
Wenlock: "Gentle wife, admit your loving husband!"
Izzy: "That's the sort of thing about that blouse!"
Wenlock: "My love- I'm called to England by the head of state, and must leave you with your new maid! Though I would happily take the maid with me!"
Misha: "The old fool is leaving! Serafimo, away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's abscence. Poor fool he makes me laugh! Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Time I tried to get a better half!"
All: "Poor fool, he doesn't know! Hohohohoho! Hohohohohohohohohohoho! If he knew the truth he'd never, ever go!"
Lotso's voice: "Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?!"
Hosuni: "He's here! The Phantom of the Opera...!"
Wonder Woman: "It's him..."
Misha: Your part is silent, you little toad..."
Lotso's voice: "A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad, eh?"
Misha: "Serafimo, away with this pretence! You cannot speak but kiss me in my--" (Croaks)
Lotso's voice: Hahahahahaha...
Misha: "Poor fool he makes me laugh. Hahahahaha! Haha--" (Croaks again)
Lotso Comes down the stairs...!
Lotso: "Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier!"
Misha: "I refuse...! Mother!"
Optimus Prime: "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise. The performance will conitnue in ten minutes time..."
Izzy: "When the role of the countess will be played by Miss Daae!"
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