Phil's Very First Day

This is a podcast episode about Phil's very first day of his life.
== The Beginning ==
Phillip Philadelphia Phil (his name according to his birth certificate, kept by his parents) was born in Philadelphia; the first thing that ever came from his lips was the refrain to a wacky song: "Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."
== The Middle ==
Phil enjoyed wearing diapers with cute patterns like dump trucks and American flags.
== The End ==
TBA