Patrick Goes to the Moon (For Real This Time)

Patrick Goes to the Moon (For Real This Time) is the 70th episode of Wait Wut, the sixth episode of season four and a sequel to Patrick Goes to the Moon.
== Transcript ==
[We see Sandy's Rocket landing on the moon. The ship reaches the ground and the door opens. Patrick approaches the exit in a spacesuit.]
Patrick: Heheh. What's the saying again? Oh- oh yeah! One small step for starfish, one giant leap for- woah!
[Patrick stumbles out of the rocket and lands flat on his face. He picks himself up.]
Patrick: Oof, that was embarrassing. I hope Sandy isn't mad that I stole her rocket, I'm all out of cheese.
[Patrick suddenly picks up a scent in the atmosphere.]
Patrick: (sniffing) Wait, is that urin- (screams)
Eggman: (offscreen) I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!
[Patrick screams as Eggman's super laser piss blows up the moon and he fucking dies. Laugh track.]
Eggman: (offscreen) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!
[Laugh track. The moon's ashes form the words "wait wut".]
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