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==Background==
The song is a comeback of DoNotCrossP after eight to nine months in hiatus.
==Lyrics==
Hello and welcome to the pwnage inc. !
The factory of dreams with no limitation
Crazy as it sounds, our power has no bounds
There's nothing impossible if you're with us
Today's your lucky day ! Who could think
You'll qualify for special participation ?
Powerful and wealthy, your mind and body healthy
With our training limits won't exist for you !
Determination as you're passing through the gate
Now take your weapon, take your chance
and welcome to your brand new fate
CONGRATULATIONS !
On the other side of the screen
You're trying so hard to survive
One more level and you are here
So keep on moving
This one's not like anyone before
How come that he is still alive
Bring in extra boss and here we go
Let's try him one more time
To our surprise he's still going strong
Endurance of this guy deserves recognition
Skepticism aside, this one can put up some fight
Maybe he'll be the one that's gonna get it right
Yet he's refusing to play along
He won't advance, won't combat, he denies nutrition
Lack of motivation ? Momentary frustration ?
Well, we have something that can get him back on tracks
Useless connections ? They will only drag you down
Alas, your mother and your sister couldn't make it through level one
NO NEED TO THANK US
On the other side of the screen
You're clinging to your sanity
So much helpless rage in your scream
You are so precious !
Destroying cameras ? Now that's rude
But we like your audacity
Hey, did anyone send him food ?
He can't just starve to death
Congratulations, you are almost there
And you have everything we need
So at this point it would be fair
To give you a reward
Good old level one ! Yes, again !
Feels quite nostalgic, doesn't it ?
We didn't clean up, so it's the same as
Hey, are you for real ?
On the other side of the screen
You end your pity little life
Oh dear, aren't you a drama queen ?
You almost made it !
This one was not like anyone before
Turned out another wasted try
Clean up all the mess and here we go
Let in another one
==External links==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:English songs
Category:Songs featuring MIRIAM
Category:Songs featuring Yuzuki Yukari
Category:Songs featuring MAIKA
Category:English trio songs