Crazy Celvan

Crazy Celvan is an odd little Gnome encountered on the stairs above Mae'Var's Guildhall in the Docks District. Try speaking to him with each individual party member. Celvan may have individualized limericks for that specific companion. It may take several attempts to get anything out of him except for his bizarre laugh. After dialogue, he will may run around the block, only to return, nearly, to his starting point or just wander around, as if he can't keep focused, and even disappear through a door to the guildhall or some other building, possibly never to be seen again.
Since Crazy Celvan has no specified Alignment perhaps this explains why he's so crazy? Can't make up his mind what he is or how he thinks? It's Crazy!
==Companion Limericks==
===Aerie===
"There once was an elf who could fly,without wings she was sure she would die.But soon she'll have foundthat it is on the groundthat her true destiny does lie."
:Aerie: "You...you know of me? What do you know of my destiny?"
===Anomen===
"There once was a man full of woes,strong and mighty he smote all his foes.Soon he'll take his Test,to him it's no jest,if he'll pass not even he knows."
:Anomen: "Is this nonsense directed at me? What is this? Speak, man!"
===Jaheira===
""There once was an elf proud and fair,men withered once under her stare.But she loved one man true,and he died...as men do,and now there is naught but grief there.""
:Jaheira: "Are...are you speaking of me? And Khalid? How do you know of this, answer me!"
===Keldorn===
"There once was a knight pure of heart,from his wife he is always apart.Has his heart grown colderas his deeds grew bolder?What is finished can never restart."
:Keldorn: "How dare you speak of my wife! How do you know of this? HOW?!"
===Mazzy===
"There once was a halfling so pure,she's a paladin, as sure as she's sure.If she's lucky one dayher goddess will smile and saythat the lack of one she'll no longer endure."
:Mazzy: "How...how do you know all of this?"
===Minsc===
"There once was a warrior true,with the sense knocked out of him, too.but in a hamster he found,some wisdom profound,and now where goes he goes his Boo!"
:Minsc: "Eh? You are speaking of me? How do you know this?"
===Neera===
"With no warning, a magical surging, It comes regardless of urging.Friends are burnt,Yet lessons go unlearnt;A new Neera will soon be emerging."
:Neera: "A new Neera? Better than being an old and decrepit Neera, I suppose. But what do you mean about lessons unlearned?"
===Valygar ===
"There once was a man so afraidthat his soul was to be soon waylaid,see, the wizard's returnedin his sphere, he has learned,but has he learned if a soul can be weighed?"
:Valygar: "How do you know about me? Tell me!"
===Gorion's Ward===
When it comes to the protagonist, at random he might just giggle again "Tee-hee hee!" . . . OR, he clams up quick!
"There once was a child of...of...Oh my...
If asked, "What is it? How do you know so much about us?"
"I..I.. (giggle!) ..the gods speak! The speak and speak and speak and speak! To ME!! Hee hee..."
You can also threaten him, "Tell me what you know about us or I'll knock you from one end of this city to the other!!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!! DON'T MURDER ME!! AAAAAHHHHH!!"
In either case, he will try to escape the area after this.
==Bugs==
*In , Crazy Celvan has the Appearance of a Halfling, but his race is actually Gnome - which is fixed in the Enhanced Edition.
==Gallery==
Crazy_Celvan_Athkatla_Docks_BG2.png|Original BGII image
Crazy_Celvan_Athkatla_Docks_BG2_wide.png|Crazy Celvan above Mae'Var's Guildhall at the Athkatla Docks
OG Crazy Celvan.png|Gorion's Ward addresses the Gnome after sundown on a huge descending staircase - the giggling and wild-eyed looks lead nowhere resulting in no particular insights. Try speaking to him with anyone other than the Ward.
==Mod content==
===Gallery:===
CELVAN.jpg|thumb|Crazy Celvan has a wild look in his eyes, so speak to him and who knows what will be heard?
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