Eggy's White Chocolate (The Spin the Porcupine Show)/Script

Jewel: "Lanolin, for all of your hard work, we decided that you should be the manager!"
The Restoration applauded Lanolin
Lanolin: "Thanks! Now I know what to do!"
Jewel: "As the director, I'm focused on the goals."
Lanolin: "And as the manager, I'm focused on what to do to achieve them."
Jewel: "Eggman is producing white chocolate. A beloved food brand. And it got a lot of sales, due to that famous Spin the Porcupine commercial. Of course, since he's a kid that's popular among everybody in the world, this world famous prankster has sold millions of units around the globe."
Sonic: "That's a redundant way to say that his popularity sold millions of units."
Jewel: "And you are making this discussion even longer."
Sonic: "And by reacting to what I said,, you are doing the same thing!"
Jewel: "And by reacting to what I said, you are doing the same thing!"
Sonic: "And by reacting to what I said, you are doing the same thing!"
Jewel: "And by reacting to what I said, you are doing the same thing!"
Sonic and Jewel: "And you're being pedantic!" they said this while pointing at each other
Amy: "Phew."
Lanolin: "We need to discuss about what we need to do right now. Since Spin always goes to the White Chocolate Factory, we need ALL of you to find a way to trap him."
Trip: "I hope my traps work!"
Tangle: "We need to trap him so that he doesn't keep buying more white chocolate there."
Lanolin: "Hey, Trip, don't be shy. You could take this as a learning experience and lead everyone in the trap making."
Spin: he popped off of a billboard "Hello, everyone!"
Everyone but Lanolin and Jewel screamed at the sight of Spin and ran around the room and bumped into each other, causing massive havoc, with even characters from book covers trying to attack Spin
Spin: "What can I say? I was in the billboard!"
Sonic: "Speak of the devil! Speak of the devil! You cannot go to the White Chocolate Factory!"
Spin: he eats white chocolate "Well, bye bye." he ran away from Sonic
Sonic: he caught him right away and hugged him tight "It's too dangerous!"
Spin: "You do have a strong grip..." he got squished hard enough, he popped, and his parts were scattered
Sonic: "What have I done? What kind of person am I to kill a kid just like that?" he cried
Spin's parts merged together, and Spin was back again, pulling out a cannon and shooting himself out of it through the window
Sonic: "What was that?"
Amy: "Spin!"
Lanolin: "Take action right away."
Cream: "I was in a hot air balloon creating contest, and I won the challenge!! I even put some electric fans to propel it forward. Thanks, Tails for the inspiration."
Tails: "You're welcome!"
Cream: she got inside her hot air balloon and turned on all of her electric fans and made her balloon go faster
Spin: he was still in the air, looking like he was smoking
Cream: "Don't tell me!"
Spin: he exhaled through the tube and shot a dart
Cream: "Oh! I get it! It's a blowgun! Phew. WAIT, A BLOWGUN?"
The dart hit Cream's balloon and deflated it, thus making the balloon move erratically as it deflates
Cream: "Darn it."
Spin: "Bye bye, coney!" he landed on the center of a mat that is shaped like a target
The Badniks cheered for Spin
Trip: she was near the factory, trying to ignite firecrackers, but when she ignited said firecrackers, they sent her to the sky
Tails: he was fast enough to fly to Trip and got a tall explosion-proof container, catching all of the firecrackers and closing the container as soon as they were in it
An exploding sound was heard
Trip: she fell down
Tails: he descended quickly, catching Trip and going as far away from Spin as possible
Spin: he tried running to the factory
Tails: he pointed the container's cover at Spin and opened said container
The "explosion" was fired at Spin like a burst of flames
Spin: he dodged the "explosion" by moving to his left
Tails: he rotated clockwise, trying to hit spin while the "explosion" was still firing, before he moved exactly 45 degrees
A loud bell rings
Tails: he fell to the ground, and dropped his container, which shot the remaining parts of the "explosion" while rotating, even hitting Tails and Trip twice
Trip: she hid under a helmet
Madison: "I made the clock tower myself."
Whisper and Gadget: they were setting up a trap, but were missing the weight, so they went to the weight factory
Cream and the hot air balloon crashed into the weight factory through a vent
A lot of weights fell on Whisper and Gadget
Cream: she was on top of all of the weights
Whisper and Gadget were knocked unconscious
Cream: "Whisper! Gadget!" she got the phone and dialed the number for medical service
Madison: "Hello?"
Cream: "Madison! I need some medical service from you! Quickly!"
Spin: while Cream was talking to Madison on a telephone, he wrapped Tangle's tail around a pole and shot her off of the pole as if she were ammo for a slingshot
Tangle: "Cream! Watch out!"
Cream: she gasped and got hit by Tangle
Spin: "Looks like a few remain."
Sonic: he ran over Spin and tossed him around like a pancake
Amy: "Uh, no thanks, Sonic."
Spin: he went back to his real physical form
Sonic: "What was our trap again?"
Amy: "Uh, I don't know."
Spin: "Hoo boy." he got a cigarette-colored blowgun
Sonic: "Don't. Do. It." he stared at Spin
Spin: he shot a dart at Sonic's eye
Sonic: he removed the dart and screamed
Amy: "Sonic!"
Spin: "Bullseye. Or should I say hogseye?"
Amy: she cried before beating Spin up with her hammer "I'm a teen committing what looks like child abuse, but I don't even care anymore!" she continues beating Spin up
Spin: he became liquid
Amy: "Why do I still feel unsatisfied even this is as liquid as he can get? Oh, I know. Knuckles!"
Knuckles: "Yeah, I feel like Spin deserves all the beatings he can get. Have the Chaos Emeralds, Amy." he gave Amy the Chaos Emeralds
Amy: she used the Chaos Emeralds and turned into Dark Amy
Spin: he went back to his old physical form, but looked at Dark Amy
Dark Amy: "I'm not done with you yet."
Spin: he screamed
Dark Amy: she beat Spin up by knocking out his teeth, then poking his eyes with her spiky hammer "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HARMING MY SONIC!"
Spin: "Ugh..."
Jewel: "Amy! Stop! You're committing child abuse! And I know you're 13, but this will make you look bad!"
Dark Amy: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SONIC! HOW MUCH I CARE FOR HIM!"
Lanolin: "But Amy, this isn't you! You're violating a law!"
Dark Amy: "I don't even care anymore! What's important to me now is giving Spin as much payback as possible for injuring Sonic in the eye! That's the most painful kind of injury! And not to mention, everyone else went down!"
Spin: "Amy, you've gotta chill. Here, have some ice cream!"
Dark Amy: she threw away the ice cream "No. Face the full consequences of my wrath, Spin!"
A Chaos Emerald-powered cannon shot a giant laser at Amy, Lanolin, and Jewel, sending them flying, and turning Amy back to normal
Amy: "Oh, great."
Jewel: "We failed, but we'll try again."
Spin: he went to the white chocolate factory and bought a lot of white chocolate, even figures made out of white chocolate
Madison: "Can I have more?"
Spin: he gave Madison a box of white chocolates "Sure."
Motobug Salesman: "You have to pay for that."
Spin: "Oh, of course!" he paid the Motobug Salesman
Motobug Salesman: "Thanks."
Spin: "Oh, and I'm gonna pay you more of my money. I'm making a big event for the fans of the brand."
The kids cheered as Spin and Madison traveled through the streets and gave everyone free Eggy's White Chocolate bars
Spin: "White chocolate for everybody! Sweet, and can come with other ingredients too!"
Madison: "Well done, Spin! You are absolutely amazing!"
The End!
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