Natural News

Natural News is a website created by Captain 1. He says it's a news website where viewers can get true news and real stories. However, the website is anything but accurate. Captain 1 actually uses the site to tell lies and false stories to gullible people. Despite this, it was once the most popular news site, but is currently the 10th biggest news website ever. Captain 1 uses the money from the ads on the website to buy death rays and pay his taxes. This site also has a YouTube channel that posts narratives of the lies on the site.
Its rival is The Daily Coffee, a newspaper that is actually the official UnAnything newspaper. It's way more popular than Natural News and Natural News subscription count declined after The Daily Coffee became THE official UnNewspaper.
== Sections ==
The website has some sections and most of them are associated with the UnUniverse, save for the Multiverse section. Not many sections were created. The ones that do exist are:
* Politics: This section spreads myths about politics. This section is currently the most popular in the entire website.
* Society: This section lies about society in general. The most popular section among the Khajiits.
* Economy: This section covers the economy of multiple countries by using a machine that generates random stock market numbers. Popular with politicians, as they are too stupid to know it's false.
* Entertainment: Contains biased comics, weird (but still false) stories, myths about celebrities, and rigged contests.
* Multiverse: Covers made-up issues around the UnMultiverse (read: Hell, Teletubby Land, and Dimension 666). Captain 1 was going to remove this section because it was the least popular, but he was forced to change his mind because of a bunch of angry letters.
== Popular Stories ==
Despite there being millions of lies on the website, the most popular ones are bellow.
=== The Teletubbies are planning to surrender to Pedo Bear ===
This story revolved around a fake interview with Po saying that the Teletubbies were going to surrender to Pedo Bear. This caused many soldiers in the Teletubby Army to quit. To prevent this, Alt 2.0 hacked the site and took the story down.
===Bonzi Buddy has become immortal ===
This fake story revolved around Bonzi Buddy revealing that he has found the secret to immortality and now lives forever. Obviously, the secret is not revealed and is stated to be, “classified information” so people do not try it out and discover it’s fake.
=== The UnMultiverse Will be destroyed in two years ===
This story revolved around fake statistics that said the UnMultiverse would destroy itself in one big civil war in two years.
== Reception ==
This site was insanely popular and had made Captain 1 lots of money for a while, then it started to go downhill..
=== Controversy ===
This site received controversy from people like Albert Einstein, Captain 0, and Alt 2.0 who claimed that all of the stories on the site were impossible and that Captain 1 was lying to get rich quick. Although it does stir up every once and a while, the site gets more negative reviews then positive reviews.
Category:News Organizations
Category:Stupid things
Category:Truly Stupid things