師匠なフタリ (Shishou na Futari)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Rin	Len
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
さらっと述べる感謝のサンキュー 	Saratto noberu kansha no sankyū 	I smoothly express my gratitude with a "thank you!"
とどのつまり　あなたをウォンチュー 	Todo no tsumari anata wo wonchū 	After all is said and done,　I really want you
お気楽道中　気付けばはやもう 	Okiraku dōchū kitsukeba hayamou 	A carefree journey　By the time I notice, it's already
10周年 おぉ10周年 	Jūshūnen ō jūshūnen 	Been 10 years, oh it's been 10 years
つーことはこのコンビ芸にも 	Tsūkoto wa kono konbi-gei ni mo 	And so, this performing duo
いよいよ年季が入ってきたということ 	Iyoiyo nenki ga haittekita to iu koto 	Has finally reached the end of their apprenticeship
よ！師匠！　イヤー照れるわー 	Yo! Shishō! Iyā tereru wā 	Yo! Master! 　You're making me blush
ってオマエモナー　オマエモナー？ 	Tte omae mo nā omae mo nā? 	C'mon, you too 　You too?
 	 	
キミは業界入りして何年？ 	Kimi wa gyōkai iri shite nan'nen? 	How long have you been in the industry?
やっぱ腹立つしてんな 	Yappa haratatsu kao shiten na 	Of course, you're looking pretty mad
もう一度うちの名前を言ってみな 	Mou ichido uchi no namae wo ittemina 	Come on, everyone, say my name again
天才！　かわいい！　鏡音リン！ 	Tensai! Kawaī! Kagamine Rin! 	Prodigy!　Cutie!　Kagamine Rin!
 	 	
もうどうしていいのかわかりませんわ 	Mou doushite ī no ka wakarimasen wa 	Haven't the foggiest idea what I should do now
自分で自分が怖いくらいに 	Jibun de jibun ga kowai kurai ni 	It's to the point where I'm scaring myself,
才能にみち溢れているわ 	Sainō ni michiafureteiru wa 	How the talent I'm filled with is brimming over
（よ！師匠！あんたが大将！） 	(Yo! Shishō! Anta ga taishō!) 	(Yo! Master! You're in charge!)
うら若き乙女がポンと手を打ちゃ 	Urawakaki otome ga pon to te wo ucha 	The young maiden claps her hands in glee
笑いの神が降りてくるのよ 	Warai no kami ga oritekuru no yo 	The God of Laughter, she shall descend from on high
世間様が放っておくわけないじゃん？ 	Seken-sama ga hōtte oku wake nai jan? 	Is there any way the world could ignore her?
そのくらいにしておけよ 	Sono kurai ni shite oke yo 	That's too far, end it off there
ごめんなさいは？ 	Gomen'nasai wa? 	Are you sorry?
はい　ごめんなさい 	Hai gomen'nasai 	Yeah　I'm really sorry
 	 	
ずばっと決める　真打ちの登場 	Zubatto kimeru shin'uchi no tōjō 	I make the decision without even thinking　The star makes his way on the screen
土下座るオレ　しっかとみてろよ 	Dogezaru ore shikka to mitero yo 	I'll prostrate myself before you　Really, just you wait and see
ケツ拭き人生　だがしかし謎の 	Ketsu fuki jinsei da ga shikashi nazo no 	A life spent as the butt-wiper　But, however, it gives me a strange
達成感 おぉ達成感 	Tasseikan ō tasseikan 	Sense of accomplishment, a great sense of accomplishment
つーことはやっぱマゾなんじゃね？ 	Tsū koto wa yappa mazo nan jane? 	And so, you've got some kind of masochism in you, don't you?
お前の耳は飾りか　手加減なしだな 	Omae no mimi wa kazari ka tekagen nashi da na 	Are you even listening?　You never go easy on yourself
ドM師匠！なじってもっと　って 	Doemu shishō! Najitte motto tte 	Extremely masochistic master! 　Scold us even more　C'mon,
誰がやねん　誰がやねん 	Dare ga yanen dare ga yanen 	Do you know who? 　Do you know who?
 	 	
コンビ継続　秘訣は忍耐 	Konbi keizoku hiketsu wa nintai 	This duo keeps going　Our secret is endurance
やっぱそーゆーシュミなんだな 	Yappa sou yū shumi nanda na 	Of course you'd be into that
なぁ誰かオレを誉めてくれ　だれか！ 	Nā dareka ore wo homete kure dareka! 	Hey, someone praise me a little　Somebody!
イケメン！優しい！鏡音レン！ 	Ikemen! Yasashī! Kagamine Len! 	Good-looking guy! Sweet guy! Kagamine Len!
 	 	
もうどうにかこうにかならないもんか 	Mou dou ni ka kou ni ka naranai mon ka 	At this point, nothing can be done about it
傍若無人で王様気取り 	Bōjakubujin de ōsama kidori 	Acting like a king with such audacity
影の支配者はオレ様なのに 	Kage no shihaisha wa oresama nanoni 	Despite my status as the almighty ruler of the shadows,
（よ！師匠！あんたが大将！） 	(Yo! Shishō! Anta ga taishō!) 	(Yo! Master! You're in charge!)
愚痴ひとつこぼさずファンの為尽くす 	Guchi hitotsu kobosazu fan no tame tsukusu 	I work hard to ensure my fans won't grumble one bit
俺は神か　仏様だろ 	Ore wa kami ka hotokesama daro 	Am I a god?　More like a Buddha
崇めちゃってくれてもいいぜ　OK？ 	Agamechatte kurete mo ī ze OK? 	It's fine to dedicate your existence to worshipping me,　OK?
そのくらいにしておけよ 	Sono kurai ni shite oke yo 	That's too far, end it off there
ごめんなさいは？ 	Gomen'nasai wa? 	Are you sorry?
はい　ごめんなさい 	Hai gomen'nasai 	Yeah　I'm really sorry
 	 	
 	 	
次のステージに向かっていこうぜ 	Tsugi no sutēji ni mukatte ikō ze 	Let's head on over to the next stage
その半ニヤケ　よくわかるぜ 	Sono han ni yake yoku wakaru ze 	That half-smile　I know it well
僕らはいわばよき 	Bokura wa iwaba yoki raibaru 	We're, for lack of a better word, good rivals
これからも頼むぜ　よぅ相棒 	Kore kara mo tanomu ze yō aibō 	I'll be counting on you again from now on
 	 	
もうどうゆうわけだがご覧のように 	Mou dou yū wake da ga goran no yō ni 	Somehow or other, it's come to this, as you can see
収集つかないオマツリ状態 	Shūshū tsukanai omatsuri jōtai 	This festive state we're in can't be held back
おかげさまでここまできました 	Okagesama de koko made kimashita 	I wouldn't have gotten this far without you
（よ！師匠！あんたが大将！） 	(Yo! Shishō! Anta ga taishō!) 	(Yo! Master! You're in charge!)
まだまだ道半ば　最後まで見届けてくれたら 	Madamada michi nakaba saigo made mitodokete kuretara	We're still only halfway there　If we watch the way until the end,
…誉めてあげるわ 	Homete ageru wa 	...I'll give you credit where credit is due
あの世でもファンクラブつくっておいて 	Ano yo demo fankurabu tsukutte oite 	Prepare a fanclub for us in the afterlife!
そのくらいにしておけよ 	Sono kurai ni shite oke yo 	That's too far, end it off there
ごめんなさいは？ 	Gomen'nasai wa? 	Are you sorry?
（フン！い～～だ！） 	(Fun! I~~da!) 	(Hmph! Not one bit!)
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
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*ワン★オポ！VOL.13
==External Links==
*Lyrics Source
*Off Vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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