Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms

Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms once thought of herself as being a glorious Space Pirate but in truth found herself living in poverty in the slums of Savior City named Callous Row, far from her dream of captaining a crew of her own scallywags sailing deep space.
Coming from a family of actual space pirates she was rejected by her father and wishes nothing more than to prove herself to him. To show she's got the chops to keep up.
Stoic and prideful in nature regardless of her small stature there is some actual bite to her barks. Being proficient in fencing she is ready to pull her sword on anyone and anything insulting her pride or threatening her friends. Even if it's a fight she knows she can't win. 
==Origin==
Angelina has been on her own for quite sometime. Her mother passed away when she was only ten years old after succumbing to a horrible disease that wreaked havoc on the planet they lived on with her father, famed space pirate William Vossler. Her father never stayed around for very long and when he did his time was spent spewing drunken vitriol at Angie and her mother. Angie's mother Renata was truthfully just another "good time" for her father, he'd taken a liking to her for her appearance. Angie took on a few traits from her mother, in the form of a wolf's ears and tail. After her mother would pass, this was Vossler's opportunity to leave, and leave he did. Leaving behind just another of his long list of illegitimate children.
As her mother's condition began to worsen, desperately afraid of being alone Angie tried everything she could to make her father stay. She begged him to be a part of his crew, not caring how dangerous or demanding the job would be. But how could she convince the man that the trash perceived before him is worth anything? He was too busy, too wrapped up in himself to see the glimmer in her eye- that of wanting to prove herself to him, and make something of herself. He would leave after Renata's death and that glimmer in Angie's eye would fade for a time.
Fixing and befriending a discarded Nirvana service bot from her childhood that she name "R1C4RD0" would thankfully rekindle her fiery motivation once more. She found herself chasing an opportunity that would launch her into famed Space Pirate stardom but lost "R1C4RD0" in the process. As the opportunity slipped further from her grasp, she found her way scrounging for survival in the slums of Savior City.
==History==
=== Rat Sickness ===
Living in the worst kind of poverty her innate taste for fresh meat made her prey on rodents in the slums and she contracted an illness after satisfying her strange hunger and being unable to afford proper nutrition. Being unaware of her illness she suffered symptoms of coughing, wheezing, low stamina and even fainting when she exerted herself.
=== Battles Won and Lost ===
She fought in the fighting pits run by Argen Sterling against Carl “8” Clerk but would later come to accept him, as they worked together. Until they fought a re-match with Angie fighting for Charles' honor against Carl after he spewed some hateful words towards her friend. The re-match ended with Carl beating down Angie and attempting to murder her by chopping off her head on the arena floor for all to see.
=== Recruit ===
She eventually found herself recruited by a local freedom fighter named Rook claiming to want to battle the mega-corporations that rule the world, by proxy she became a member of his rebel organization - "The Shattered Legion".
=== Death's Door ===
In a revenge attack launched by an armed corporate squad she was gravely injured. She barely survived and lost an arm and a leg. Her missing appendages were later replaced with help from Duncyn.
=== Trapped ===
During the Undercity subway explosion Angie found herself trapped among the rubble and unable to escape. Injured and stuck underground with the mushroom fungus spreading throughout, the fungus attached itself to Angie's mechanical arm and began growing in a most horrific manner.
=== Vengeful Kindness ===
Angie has now spent a year under Ciara's wing. One of her only surviving friends left in Savior City. Joining the Dark Sisters she hopes to re-pay the kindness and care that Ciara has shown to her in their time together. Losing Alana and Malice has now invoked a vengeful spirit within Angie that she hopes will empower her to do what needs to be done when the time comes.
==Traits==
=== Edges ===
* [Lil’ Swashbuckler]: Still light and fast on her feet. Angie’s time in the Row has taught her to build her swordsmanship skill and use it well, now also relying on a buckler type shield made for her by Talus to compliment her preferred main-hand. She has earned her right as a formidable combatant. “Kneecaps beware.”
* [Useless Robot]: Able to service most Synthetic chassis as well as build and maintain low grade mechanical limbs due to developing the skill during her time in the Row as a necessity, especially after gaining her own two artificial limbs. She is adept at scavenging the right parts for the right fix. “Best to know how to fix ‘em up ‘cuz there ain’t no wasting your hard earned cash on a trash can. A lil’ tape, light welding, maybe a re-wire or two will keep ‘em running long enough.” 
* [A Smelly Smell That Smells Smelly]: After her brush with death and being touched by the dark magic Angelina is able to sense the magical essence wafting from those with affinities. Manifesting itself in the form of a smell akin to sulfur.
=== Flaws ===
* [I See Dead People]: A form of PTSD from her time in the Row and her childhood. Angie suffers with feelings of abandonment and loss. She often hallucinates images of her mother Renata or the friends she became so close to in that of AIM-3 and Dr. Malice, among others. Sometimes other people can take the form of these ghosts from her past causing her to act irrationally and inconsolable. 
* [Big Meaty Claw]: The deformed growth that has manifested itself on Angie’s left arm is cumbersome. She will either learn to live with it or decide to live without it.
* [Illiterate]: Angie still does not know how to read or write.
==Trivia==
*She sympathizes with conscious robots and refers to them as "synthetics", same as her employer Rook does.
*Is not actually a space pirate... yet.
*Actually responsible for Samuel “7”'s death by telling Bethany to loosen the screw in his head, subsequently killing him.
*She makes up her own nicknames for other people, with little explanation.
**AIM-3 she calls "Alana"
**Jack Montagne she calls "Clark Kent"
==Links==
===Social Links===
* Twitch: https://twitch.tv/BandAid91
*Twitter: https://twitter.com/bandaid91
===Episodes===
==== Season 1 ====
*Collection: https://www.twitch.tv/collections/63iqs23X2hW22g
==== Season 2 ====
* Collection: https://www.twitch.tv/collections/aNdEgIYSPxaLGw
===Clips===
*Offering a "warm" welcome to Celeste
*Chasing a strange creature (Akeena)
*Quixote Breach And Clear
==Gallery==
Arcadum Oct 18th 2019 6 Battle in the arena Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid) vs Carl “8” Clerk (WiFiPunk).jpg|Fighting in the battle arena vs Carl “8” Clerk
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 2 Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid).jpg|Angelina speaking to Rook
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 3 Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid) Bethany Esda (lyra121) and Samuel “7” (Hopelessbay).jpg|Angelina, Bethany and Samuel “7”.
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 10 Charles Rask (silent sock) and Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid).jpg|With Charles Rask at The Grindstone bar.
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 15 Carl “8” Clerk (WiFiPunk), Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid) and Charles Rask (SilentSock).jpg|Recruited by Rook along with Carl “8” Clerk and Charles Rask
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 17 Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid).jpg|Showing ID
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 20 Cap'n Angelina Greasepalms (BandAid) and Jack Montagne (SciFri).jpg|Sword drawn, next to Jack Montagne
Arcadum Callous Row Oct 26th 2019 42 Angelina (BandAid) and Guidebot (Hat Kid).jpg|Angelina and Guidebot
Arc Callous Row Nov 9th 2019 33 Angelina and Jack Securing the packages.jpg|Securing stolen Mars-corporation packages with Jack
Arc Callous Row Nov 9th 2019 32 Decker Jack and Angelina Greasepalms changing the locks.jpg|Changing the locks on a package with Jack, stolen from a Mars-corporation patrol.
Arcad CR Dec 14th 2019 35 Angelina and Static and Cap.jpg|Angelina, Static and Cap Fawkes
Arca Dec 28th 2019 9 Greasepalms pulls a sword on Celeste (Shanrock).jpg|Pulling her sword on Celeste a robot newcomer
Arca Dec 28th 2019 10 Greasepalms pulls a sword on Celeste (Shanrock) disguised Alfons to the left (TFMJonny) Jack (SciFri) between.jpg|Onlookers gather, Alfons and Jack among them
Arca Dec 28th 2019 23 Greasepalms on edge in front of Kei.jpg|On edge in front of Kei Noriaki, a man known to work for the mega-corporation Talaris.
Crag Jan 15th 2021 5 Angelina glares at Sheila.png|Glaring at Sheila
Arcad_Jan_8th_2021_8_Dagu_Greasepalms_and_William_Vossler.png|Dagu, Angelina and William
Arcad Feb 13th 2021 2 Greasepalms Mika William and Ashley.png|At The Grindstone bar in The Row speaking to Rook
Arcad Feb 13th 2021 25 Golden Lance Warren Greasepalms Loch and Phil.png|Exploring The Golden Lance crashed spaceship with Warren, Loch, Phil and William
Arcad Feb 20th 2021 1 Greasepalms reports back after The Golden Lance mission.png|Angelina and William
Arcad Feb 20th 2021 31 Greasepalms senses that the symbol means treasure.png|Greasepalms and McCuldger discover the Synths bunker - this symbol means "treasure"
Arcad Feb 27 2021 2 Titans factory BR-16 Celeste Mika Greasepalms Anna Ash Static HTP-87 Patches Johnny Panther Vee.png|Captured by Synths in Titan's factory
==Artwork gallery==
DeathflagShowdown Angelina vs Vee artwork by Art_Hopper.png|Deathflag showdown vs Vee by Art Hopper
CaptainAngelinaGreasepalmsVsTheBloodthirster artwork by Art_Hopper.png|Captain Angelina Greasepalms Vs TheBloodthirster by Art Hopper
Category:Callous Row Characters
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