Squottsman

The Squottsman are a race of avian humanoids originating from the planet Squottland.
== Anatomy and Physiology ==
Squottsman are short in stature, with plump, rounded bodies covered in downy feathers. There are more developed feathers on the arms and head. Their arms are longer than their legs, and sometimes they use their knuckles to pick up speed when running. Rather than a full-on beak, they just have a beaklike nasial structure resembling a large, bulbous nose. Their actual mouths are lipped, and have razor-sharp serrated teeth. Due to their dentition, it can be assumed that the squottsmen are carnivorous. The Squottsmen also possess slit pupils, which are often narrowed when exposed to light. Their hands have four opposable fingers each, and four zygodactyl toes on each foot.
Squottsmen have very unusual biology, with certain organ systems adapted for their lifestyle. They are immune to alcohol poisoning, but they are still capable of getting extremely drunk. They have an entire section of the brain that is adapted for generating insults and profanity. They also have a special gland within their nasial cavity that allows them to "smell" sarcasm. The stomach of a Squottsman has six chambers, each possessing very reactive gases. Due to this, fire is usually expelled when a Squottsman farts or burps. 
== Reproduction ==
The Squottsman population is 60% male, and 40% female. Females are distinguishingly smaller and lighter in color than males. Unlike most avians, Squottsmen fertilize externally, like fish and frogs. Males have black sperm, which is never seen on-screen, and is usually pixellated on TV to keep this series TV-14.
Reproduction for Squottsmen is a valued practice, as only 40% of all Squottsmen are female. During the Squottsman mating season (which occurs throughout January ), male Squottsmen will find a female, and start talking about people they don't like. After approximately two hours of conversation, the female will then lay a clutch of 2 eggs, in which the male then whacks off and discharges his sperm onto. It is a crude and disgusting practice, but thus, it is the Squottish way.Category:Species
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