Chipp Zanuff

:Not to be confused with potato chips
Chipp is the president of a country in Africa because he's a fucking weeb. Ninjutsu saved his life, and he might be gay for Anji Mito. He is annoying to fight as he's super fast; the only person who can slap him away like a fly is the big stronk man named Potemkin.
== Biography ==
Born in a shithole known as the United States of UnAmerica during the Cogsades, he became both motherless and fatherless shortly after being born. He was forced to live on Sesame Street and got addicted to CRACK COCAINUS!!!! He decided to join the Elmo Gang to secure some more CRACK COCAINUS!! But he finally broke down from all the narcotics he does on a daily basis, so they kicked him out and sent people to kill him. But he kept surviving until one day he fell down the stairs and fell unconscious, where he was woken up by a Ninja who rescued him but took away his crack COCAINUS privileges.
He was trained in the art of Ninjutsu, but the assassin's guild hated the ninja, so they came after him, and he was split off. Chipp finally realized that they were there to DIE him; he was too late to save him as the ninja killed all the assassin's but was ready to die. His final words to Chipp were, "I'm glad you're alive." After his mentor's death, Chipp became a fucking emotional wreck and was willing to do anything to avenge his master, but he feels that he needs to train some more.
During the saga that involved Dizzy, Chipp wasn't there; instead, he was at ERB Bruce Lee's dojo training. Chipp would later discover anime and became a massive Weeaboo and realized that with Japan being destroyed, makes Ninjutsu ancient, so what does he decide to do? He wants to make it a worldwide style, so what does he do? He starts his president arc. After dealing with the assassin's guild for the 700th time, he decides to go on a voting spree, meeting Anji Mito in the process. They Kis- I mean Anji tells him that the only place that holds elections is Zepp, so he goes there and gets his back broken by the stupid bastard Potemkin. One month of recovery later, he says, "Fuck this," and goes to Africa, but it was lawless and a shithole, so he fucking does a UnUnited Kingdom moment and colonizes it and creates the Eastern Chipp Kingdom and makes himself the president of the nation. But he decides to go to Gensokyo because he wanted to see a mountain hag after meeting Sakata Nemuno, plus screwing around a little after a little clash between blades. Chipp leaves Gensokyo so he can return to running his country, and currently runs the country but sometimes goes on vacation to Gensokyo to meet with Sakata so they can do stuff. Chipp made a perfect promise to her that they'll get married soon as Chipp likes older women. Chipp knows about Anji's crimes against the Unworld but doesn't talk about it. He met Larry Lawson; he thinks he's cool, but Bezel might be a real threat to his nation.
== Trivia ==
* He does 3 am videos with Anji Mito.
* The people of Gensokyo, except Sakata, are disgusted at him because he's a weeb.
* He's one of the few Guilty Gear characters that never met the Top Hat Mafia.
* Despite Chipp screwing Sakata, he has deep feelings for Anji.
* He's the third member of the Japanese trio with Anji Mito and Nagoriyuki.
== Gallery ==
File:GGCB Tsuyoshi death.webp|Certified depression moment RIP Ninjas guy
File:Gg1chipp.webp|Chipp months after his master's death
File:Ggx am ch.webp|Chipp Training
File:Ggxxs sp 03.webp|Chipp and Anji Mito are about to watch Baiken beat the shit out of a guy
File:Ggxxacplus sm ch2.webp|This image goes hard feel free to screenshot
File:Ggxxacp nm 01.webp|Potato Chipp
File:Ggxxacplus sm ch1.webp|Chipp Behind Potemkin not knowing that he's going to break his back
File:Emotional Gamma Ray Chipp.webp|"WHAT THE FUCK A NUKE WENT OFF BEHIND ME"
File:Qa7loh76hdo71.webp
File:E4g4ms9VUAAsmLI.jpg|"Silly Anji I have no brain"
File:65c.jpeg|POTEMKIN AAAAAAAAAHHHH
File:I-drew-anji-and-chipp-getting-lovey-dovey-because-i-dont-v0-ltviz0h0t74b1.webp|meh I ship it
File:NagoChippAnji.jpeg|the trio go to Didney land
File:MARKETABLECHIPPY!.jpeg|Marketable CHIPPY!!
File:ChibiChips.webp
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