Retro War

Retro War is the third episode of SBFW Clubhouse. 
== Transcript ==
* (theme song plays)
* Pluto: Hey kids! Or should I say, teens... cause this is PG-13... Welcome back to the clubhouse! Today, I will show ya my VHS collection!
* Dan: (pops out on the screen) No shit! Betamax is better!
* Pluto: What the frick is a Betamax?
* Dan: Dumbass, it was a format that competed with VHS. Had better quality. However, it lost to the shitty, bulky tape.
* Pluto: I still think VHS is better.
* Polar: I agree with Pluto.
* Dan: Well, this is what I expected from you. Frick you, Polar.
* Polar: Kiss my Polar weiner.
* SeemsGood: I like Betamax.
* Polar: Aw shit, SeemsGood. But Die Hard wasn't released on it!
* SeemsGood: Who cares? I can just record it off TV.
* Polar: You would get the butchered version, if you don't have HBO.
* (flashback to Die Hard 2 TBS airing, with all swear words censored)
* William Sadler: Joke and you.
* Bruce Willis dubber: Mister Falcon!
* Al Powell: You're not in somebody's pool are you?
* Bruce Willis: Joke off.
* (flashback ends)
* SeemsGood: Holy shit! You're right! I gotta get HBO on my CRT!
* (Polar facepalms)
* Jasbre: I prefer VHS.
* Locknloaded: And I prefer Betamax!
* Jasbre: Oh my god! Why Locknloaded? I thought we were friends.
* Locknloaded: The frick, black duck?
* Jasbre: That doesn't insult me cause I'm a black duck.
* Locknloaded: Oh yeah. Right.
* SBCA: I prefer Betamax.
* SeemsGood: Ye boi.
* Mr. Bailey: What about Blu-ray?
* (everyone looks at Bailey. Cuts to Bailey stuffed in a trash can)
* Tyce: I like VHS more than Betamax.
* Travis: Frick you, Tyce!
* Tyce: This is what I expected from ya, asshole.
* Golfpecks: I love CED. It's so much cool I want to have sex with it.
* SeemsGood: But we are talking about videotape formats.
* Golfpecks: Oh yeah, right...
* SBCA: Wait, so the plot of this episode says we fight which one is better. This isn't fighting. We need to PUNCH AND KICK!
* (cuts to everyone punching each other in the face and kicking each other in the balls)
* SeemsGood: YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY SQUEAL, WHEN I BROKE IT'S F(bleep)ING NECK!
* (Horn sounds are heard)
* Pluto: (while getting kicked by Dan) It's... time... for... the... (bleep) off... dance!
* (bleep) off song plays, however the characters have bruises on them.)
* (the end.)
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