Luca (Mayonetta)

Luka from Bayonetta Sure is a Character. Don't give a Shit about him So I Spelled his Name Wrong and you Can't Make me Correct it. Alright Look, I Just need to say it, I disagree with him Being in the Same Game as Bayonetta so Now he's a politician Called Luca from The Not So Hit Series Mayonetta: A Series that's Clearly About cleaning the Sewers. You Couldn't Tell? That's a you problem. If it wasn't Like this, we'd End up with a Paradox. 
== Bimbography ==
Luca wasn't Born so much as he crawled out of Hell. True to his Birthright, he chose the Path of a Politician. He is Definitely one of the Lesser of Two Evils because His Campaign Promises state that he will kill you, But only Half as much with Twice an Economics. Certainly Has MY vote!
In his Spare Time, he Used to Commission Copious amounts of Artwork using Skeb. But he's So Cruel to the Artists. He Has Made At Least 60 Different Twitter Accounts, with A Good 85% Getting Banned within
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