Opening/Our Story Begins (Flynnladdin Version)

Aladdin Parodies Studios Present....
Flynnladdin
(We open on a hot desert, where a figure riding on a camel is on his way somewhere. He is a middle-aged male anthro badger with dark bluish gray fur, black and white stripes, light gray hands and feet, a black nose, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, and wearing a pair of small, rectangular black rimmed pince-nez glasses with clear lenses, a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, and a cream colored long-sleeved jacket worn open, and carried a brown walking stick. He is Cornelius, our storyteller of this fanmake. As he rides, he begins to sing)
Cornelius: Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric
But hey, it's home
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a dragon and fly
To another Arabian night
(Cornelius and his camel arrived at their destination; The city of Agrabah. Cornelius continued singing as he and his camel passed by people and stuff)
Cornelius: Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
(Cornelius' camel is soon out of breath and collapses. Cornelius gets off and dusts himself off any sand on him. He then noticed us readers and smiled)
Cornelius: Ah, hello and good evening, my young friends. Please come closer.
(The camera went too close and slams Cornelius in the face)
Cornelius: (Annoyed) Not that close!
(The camera pulls out a bit)
Cornelius: Very good. (Clears throat) Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, and enchantment, and the best stuff this side of the River Jordan!
(Cornelius waves his wand and a selling stand with a bunch of stuff to sell appeared. The male badger then stood behind it)
Cornelius: Come look here. Take a look at this.
(Cornelius takes out a product)
Cornelius: This is a new product. Combination hookah and coffee maker. Also makes Julienne fries.
(Cornelius demonstrates to us. Cornelius smiled as he tapped the machine on the side of the stand)
Cornelius: It will not break, it....
(He tapped the product too hard and it broke in his hands, much to his annoyance)
Cornelius: It broke.
(Cornelius threw the broken machine away and took out some kind of Tupperware)
Cornelius: Ah, my, my. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware! Listen!
(Cornelius opened the Tupperware and blew a raspberry)
Cornelius: (Chuckles) Still good.
(The camera moves to leave. Cornelius saw this and ran to stop the camera)
Cornelius: Wait, wait! Do not leave yet!
(The camera stopped as the badger grinned)
Cornelius: I can see now you wanted to see the exceptionally rare. I think you may be able to consider.... This.
(Cornelius takes out a purple lamp from his jacket pocket)
Cornelius: Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. It appears what is not outside, but what is inside that counts.
(The camera tried to leave again, but Cornelius stopped it once more)
Cornelius: This isn't any ordinary lamp! This one lamp once changed the lives of a young man and his gang. The young man and his gang who, liked this lamp, are more than what they seemed. (Whispering) The Diamonds in the Rough.
(The camera stopped, like it's interested. Cornelius smiled at that)
Cornelius: Ah, want to hear the tale, correct?
(After the camera nodded, Cornelius smiled softly and takes some sand from the ground)
Cornelius: It begins on a dark night.
(Cornelius throws the sand into the sky which forms stars as he narrated)
Cornelius: (Voice-over) Where a dark man's group and their goons wait, with a dark purpose.
(We then see a dark-looking man waiting on a horse with eight men, four anthro animals, three male and one female, seven male creatures, and a woman in the desert as the story begins. The dark-looking man is a cross between a male sorcerer and a corpse with green skin, short black ponytailed hair, yellow eyes, a long black beard, crooked teeth, sharp nails, and wearing a brown long-sleeved hooded monk's robe and black boots, and sometimes carried a glowing green reliquary as his weapon. The first man with him is a pale skinned man with long bluish black shoulder-length hair, blackish blue pupiled eyes, and wearing a dark purple long-sleeved, loose, long cloak with dark grayish blue neck and sleeve rims, dark grayish blue legging-like pants, dark purple knee-high boots, salmon pink lipstick, black makeup under his eyes, and light purple eyeshadow. He is Lord Cob, Rasputin's partner. The second man with them is a diminutive, elderly, half-bald man with a cartoonish design, short gray hair that is styled into sideburns, thick, dark gray eyebrows, fair skin, brown eyes, rosy pink cheeks, slightly purple eyelids, a cartoonishly large, bulbous nose, three fingers and a thumb on each hand, and wearing a purple long-sleeved tailcoat with two golden buttons on the back, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up dress shirt, a white sleeveless button-down vest (The two latters that are covered in glitter), white lace neck and sleeve rims, and there are two golden buttons on the back of the tailcoat, a large red candy wrapper-like bowtie, which resembles a candy wrapper, gold yellow and caramel brown striped pants with poofy legs, purple slipper-like shoes with red gumdrops on the toes, and a tiny, golden crown that is usually slanted atop his large head, and sometimes carries a miniature, red-and-white striped cane tipped with velvet wrapping, resembling a candy-cane. He is King Candy, Rasputin's second partner. The fourth man with them is a cruel-looking man with short spiky brown hair, a spiky brown goatee, and wearing yellow mask with black eyes and red slanting pupils, a short red clothed cloak-like armor with shoulder pads with six black dots containing his Dark Balls all over the front and a yellow spike on each shoulder, a black short-sleeved short jumpsuit with a red letter A on it over a gray long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a yellow belt with a gold buckle, yellow bracelets, gray gloves, and yellow, black, and red boots. He is Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, Rasputin's third partner. The fifth man is another cruel-looking man with short brown hair, and wearing an orange long-sleeved business suit with four gold yellow buttons over a light yellow long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, an olive green sleeveless button-down business vest, a red necktie, orange pants, and brown shoes. He is Giovanni, Rasputin's fourth partner. The sixth man with them is a teenage boy whose face almost looks like Sora's, but with black spiky hair, yellow eyes, and almost pale skin, and wearing a black and red bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes wore a black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Rasputin's fifth partner. The seventh man with them is a 36 year old human man with green eyes and dirty blonde hair with an odd mullet-like style, and several individual bangs that fall over his face, and also wearing a black long-sleeved dress coat over a black tanktop, black jeans, and black boots, black gloves, and sometimes carried a guitar-like weapon called an Arpeggio as his weapon. He is Demyx, Rasputin's sixth partner. The last man with them is a human man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front, a black tanktop, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple rim-like belt around his waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, Rasputin's group's somewhat reluctant henchman and a member of Team Rocket and one of Rasputin's group's reluctant henchmen. The first male anthro animal is a large male slender muscular anthro adult Bengal tiger with orange fur, a white muzzle, paws and underbelly, black stripes, a light brown nose, lavender eye patches and eyelids, yellow eyes, green pupils, long sharp white claws, and wearing a white navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved business shirt, a red necktie, and navy blue business pants. He is Shere Khan, Rasputin's group's loyal henchman. The second male anthro animal is a male hulking well-built anthro bull with indigo fur, a peach snout and mouth, white horns, and wearing a red long-sleeved business suit with four gold buttons, a pale purplish blue long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, an orange necktie, purple business pants, brown shoes, and a white long-sleeved lab coat. He is Taurus Bulba, Rasputin's group's second loyal henchman. The last male anthro animal is an evil version of a certain male superhero-cladded anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a red fedora with a black band, a black eyemask, a long black cape with red trimming, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, and a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt. He is Negaduck, Rasputin's group's third and last loyal henchman. The female anthro animal is a female anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, long black hip-length hair, and wearing green dangly earrings, if she has ears, black eyeshadow, a black medium-sleeved blouse with puffy shoulder sleeves, a purple sleeveless halter dress with a yellow sash around her waist, black fingerless gloves, black thigh-length leggings, and black cuffed boots, and sometimes carries a paintbrush with black paint. She is Splatter Phoenix, Rasputin's group's only loyal female henchman. The first male creature with them is a male Albino bat with white fur, large light pink eyes, black pupils, large white ears with pink innards, a pink pig-like nose, and pink hands and feet. He is Bartok, Rasputin's group's second somewhat reluctant henchman. The second male creature with them is a male anthro rat with a tiny patch of brown hair on top of his head, peach skin, small black-pupiled eyes, small black whiskers, a black nose, white buckteeth, and wearing an orange plug hat with two short yellow plug stubs on top, dark blue goggles, a yellow long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit with a neck collar flap, a red, white, and silver battery pack with a blue X-shaped crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around his torso, turquoise rubber gloves, a blue belt with a gray buckle and a gray plug wire-carrying wheel attached on the left side, and turquoise boots. He is Megavolt, Rasputin's group's third somewhat reluctant henchman and the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist electrokinesis, which is the power of electricity. The third male creature with them is a male anthro duck with short light brown hair on the top of his head, white feathers, light blue eyes, black pupils, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, and wearing a red and purple jester hat with gold jingle bells on the tips and also acts like his upper facemask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, a purple knee-length bodily jumpsuit with long orange sleeves, the right side with red polka dots and the left side with red stripes, and purple sleeve rims, and a yellow waist line-like belt, white gloves, and red jester-like shoes. He is Quackerjack, Rasputin's group's fourth somewhat reluctant henchman and the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist wackiness, an expert toy maker, and a skilled acrobat. The fourth male creature with them is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with short purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae on three thin black stems on top of his hair, green feathers, blue eyes, an orange beak, green vines for arms with light green stem rims on his shoulders and elbows, light green leaves for hands, two light green leaves for a tail, and brown root-like bark for hips, legs, and feet. He is Bushroot, Rasputin's group's fifth somewhat reluctant henchman and the pessimistic leader of the Fearsome Four, his powers consist botanokinesis, which is the power of plants, flowers, and trees, and also a genius floral/biology scientist. The fifth male creature with them is a male anthro water-like dog with blue water-made skin, short blue water-made floppy ears, dark blue water-made eyes, a dark blue water-made nose, and a small dark blue water-made puddle for feet. He is Liquidator, Rasputin's group's sixth somewhat reluctant henchman and the polite member of the Fearsome Four, his powers consist aquakinesis, which is the power of water, and usually has a knack in good advertisements. The sixth male creature with them is a short brown-furred bat with a somewhat crippled left wing, yellow eyes, red eyebags around the eyes, and wearing a purple turtleneck tanktop, a violet and light violet scarf around his neck, black pants, a gray shoe on his left foot, a brown wooden peg leg in place of his right foot, and sometimes wore a black newsboy cap. He is Fidget, Rasputin's seventh somewhat reluctant henchman who normally acts nice at times and is treated like a punching bag at times. The last male creature with them is a male Normal-type scratching cat-like Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two light beige whiskers on his forehead, two light beige whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with pink innards, and a gold oval-shaped coin embedded on his forehead. He is Meowth, Rasputin's last somewhat reluctant henchman and James' Pokemon partner in Team Rocket, and, regardless of being a Pokemon, can talk and even walk like a human. And the woman with them is a human woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing green orb-shaped earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front, a black cropped tanktop, dark gray arm-length gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg-length boots. She is Jessie, Rasputin's only somewhat reluctant henchwoman. James and Meowth's partner of Team Rocket, and the leader of their trio group. They waited as another figure on a horse appeared and rode up to them. The rider of that horse got off and glared at Rasputin's group and their henchmen. He is a 43 year old short man with white skin, short black hair, a white 5 o'clock shadow, a pair of tiny black skinny mustaches, white eyes with black pupils that lack visible irises, black eyebrows, a Russian accent, and wearing a black fedora with a black band, a white and black pinstriped long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, black pants, black shoes, a black long-sleeved trenchcoat, and a black leather belt with a gold black buckle. He is Boris Badenov, a bounty hunter they hired to help them with something)
Rasputin: (Calmly angry) You are late.
Cob: (Calmly angry) We waited all night.
Boris: Forgive me for my tardiness, Rasputin, Lord Cob, King Candy, Vicious, Giovanni, Vanitas, and Demyx.
Giovanni: Do you have it?
Candy: Tell us.
Vicious: You better have it.
Boris: I have to shoot down a few men, but I got it.
(Boris pulls out a half of a gold scarab stone. Rasputin reached for it, but the bounty hunter pulled it back and smirked evilly as he held his hand out)
Boris: Remember our deal. Treasure first.
(But before Boris blinked, Splatter Phoenix rolled her eyes in annoyance and used her paint magic to zip past him, snatching the half scarab from him)
Boris: Hey!
(Splatter Phoenix then accepted the half scarab from her paint magic and hands Vicious the half)
Rasputin: Calm down, Boris.
(Vanitas then removed his helmet, revealing his face. He has short jet black spiky hair, gold yellow eyes, and somewhat pale skin)
Vanitas: You'll get what's coming to you.
Cob: (Chuckling) What he said.
Negaduck: Indeed.
Meowth: You can bet that money!
(Rasputin pulls out the other half of the scarab. After he connected them to form a whole scarab, the scarab came to life, glowed, and flew out of Rasputin's hands. It flies around, and then zipped out further into the desert)
Rasputin: Quickly!
Cob: Follow it!
Vicious: After it!
(Vanitas got on his Keyblade like a hoverboard while Rasputin's group, on his horse, their henchmen, and Boris, on his horse, then goes in the pursuit of the flying scarab)
Candy: Charge!
Giovanni and Negaduck: Faster!
Splatter Phoenix: (To the reluctant henchmen) Quick, ya slowpokes!
Demyx: (To the reluctant henchmen) We haven't all night!
(The scarab continued to fly on until it stopped by a big dune. It then became halves again and dug right into the sand itself. It soon made two glowing lights in the sand. Suddenly, the dune began to rise up and, as the horses stopped upon arrival, the dune transformed into a giant head that looks like a tiger. After the horses ran off in fright after the villainous group got off and watched, the tiger head then opened its mouth)
Vanitas: Yes!
Demyx: It is true!
Rasputin: After all these years of searching.
Cob: The Cave of Wonders.
Candy: Like a legend being told true.
Quackerjack: I know how interested you are.
Boris: (Amazed) I don't believe it.
(Rasputin grabs him)
Rasputin: Now remember, Boris, get me and my men the lamp.
Cob: You can have the treasure for all we care.
Candy: Like the gold.
Vicious: Or the silver.
Giovanni: Or the bronze.
Demyx: Or even the platinum.
Vanitas: But the lamp is ours.
(Boris chuckled evilly as he goes to the cave's entrance, which is the tiger head's mouth)
James: That's right!
Fidget: Get him the lamp, Boris!
Jessie: (Loudly, to Boris) We'll be here if you need us! (Whispering, to Rasputin's group) Where did we have to get this idiot?
Bartok: (Whispering, to Rasputin's group in agreement) He doesn't seem that bright.
(Rasputin's group shushed the two and they continued to look on. Boris reached the entrance and is about to enter. But before he could step in, the tiger head roared, pushing him back. Boris looked and gasped upon seeing the tiger head speak)
Tiger head: Who dares disturb my slumber?
Boris: (Nervously) Oh. Just me. Boris Badenov. A humble bounty hunter and thief.
Tiger head: Know this. Only people with pure hearts can enter here. Those people whose worth lies far within. The Diamonds in the Rough!
(As the tiger head said this, Rasputin's group and their henchmen gave dumbfounded looks, as if they didn't think this through and why they had to pick a thief like Nuka to get them this lamp if Nuka is supposedly not a "Pure Hearted Diamond in the Rough." After the last words echoed everywhere a bit when the tiger head finished his speech, Boris gave a nervous look towards Rasputin's group and their henchmen, except the reluctant ones, who just frowned in annoyance and anger)
Rasputin: Well?
Shere Khan: What are you waiting for?
Vanitas: Go on!
Demyx: Now!
Cob: Move it!
Giovanni: Do not hesitate!
(Boris gulped a bit and then entered the mouth again. He reached the steps that lead down further. Boris closes his eyes, put one foot on one step, and waited. When nothing happened, Boris sighed in relief and is about to move on again, when the tiger head roared again. Boris screamed in fear and tried to run away. But the tiger head closed with him still inside. The dune then began to fall back to normal sending sand and wind everywhere knocking Rasputin's group and their henchmen down. The two scarab halves then fell out and stopped glowing)
Tiger head: (Voice-over) Seek thee out the Diamonds in the Rough.
(After those words echoed a bit, things are back to normal. Well, sort of. Jessie got up and shook herself angrily while she and the others recovered in either anger or calm anger)
Jessie: I don't believe it!
James: I just don't believe it!
Megavolt: We are never going to get our hands on that lamp.
Fidget: (Shrugs) Oh, well!
Bartok: (Shrugs in agreement) We tried.
(Vanitas punches Fidget in annoyance while Vicious and Giovanni rolled their eyes in annoyance and Rasputin roughly grabbed Bartok in his fist)
Cob: Enough!
Vanitas: We're not giving up now!
Demyx: He's right!
Candy: Yeah, quitters!
Megavolt: (While Rasputin released Bartok) I feel like bolting bolts now that I'm ticked off!
(Megavolt then grabbed the scarab halves and gave them back to Rasputin who accepted them calmly)
Rasputin: Patience.
Giovanni: Boris was obviously not the worthy one the cave expected.
Quackerjack: (Sarcastically) Oh, geez! That's a surprise!
Megavolt: Unbelievable. I think we are going to die from that surprise!
Liquidator: Definitely not good!
Fidget: Then what are we going to do?
Bushroot: We got a big problem,
Megavolt: A big problem that....
Vanitas: SHUT UP!! 
(Fidget yelped from Vanitas' shouting and then quieted down while Vicious and Giovanni, looking deadpan and annoyed, closed Bushroot and Megavolt's respective beak and mouth with their hands, making them stop as Rasputin's group looked on in thought)
Vanitas, Demyx, and Shere Khan: True.
Rasputin: Only one person or more people like the one with pure hearts can enter.
Cob: Indeed.
Candy: Oh, yes.
Vicious: We must find the ones.
Giovanni: Those Diamonds in the Rough.
(They then started thinking it over)
Coming up: A certain young street rat and his gang evade the palace guards after stealing a loaf of bread. Then later, after they encounter another prince and his six brothers heading to Agrabah's palace to woo the princess and her cousins, they think over their own dreams of being rich and living in a palace.
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