Warriors Cats Go To See A Play (Book One In The 'Warriors Cats Go To New York' Spoof Series)

COPYRIGHT THING: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS CATS OR WICKED OR PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
==Starring==
Graystripe
Lionblaze
Jayfeather
Firestar
Ravenpaw
Other less important cats.
==THE REASON I AM MAKING THIS==
I Just went to see a play a few weeks ago, I liked one play (coughcoughwickedcoughcough) but others, aren't my thing. The acting and stuff was good, but the plot wasn't my thing. I don't remember what it was called. But then I was thinking about Wicked a lot. And so now I am wondering...what would happen if all the cats went to wicked together and what would they think of it? Enjoy!
==Chapter one==
Firestar: Get into the warriors truck everyone! We're going to Broadway to see a play!
Cats: AWWWWWWW.......
Jayfeather: Can't we watch it on YouTube instead?
Firestar: And break the copyright laws? Not on your life!
Graystripe: What are me going to see?
Firestar: We are still thinking about that..... How about The Phantom of the Opera ( I hope I spelled that right) everyone?
Everyone Other Then Firestar and Lionblaze: Yes!
Lionblaze: No! That play gives me nightmares!
Jayfeather: You have never seen that play Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: You don't everything about me!
Graystripe: I know! I know! Let's go see Wicked instead!
Firestar: What's that?
Graystripe: The best play ever let's go! Let's go!
Firestar: Okay, Okay. Someone look up what time the next show is.
Ivypool: 2:00pm!
Firestar: The time now...?
Lionblaze: 11:00am
Firestar: Then let's get a move on everyone come on!
Everyone: *Enters a van with gold-words that spell out 'Firestar' on all sides'
Firestar: Here we are everyone!
Squirrelflight: This doesn't look like Broadway Dad...
Firestar: It is not Broadway you're right! Ravenpaw is coming!
*Enter Ravenpaw*
Ravenpaw: So what are we gonna see?
Graystripe: We are going to see Wicked Yay!!!!!!
Ravenpaw:...
Hours Later
Lionblaze: Why are we driving so slowly?
Jayfeather: Firestar! The Stick and I are starting to get borad! (I hate the ship with Jay and the stick though)
Firestar: If we drive slowly we will get there right before the show! And then we can get 20$ tickets!
Hours and Hours later...
Firestar: Here we are! Let us get those tickets!
Ticket Sales-Man: Sorry, but you have to have to five years old to go see this play!
Mousefur: Looks like I am gonna go alone...
Ticket Sales-Man: And you can't be an animal.
Firestar: We have one hour left until it starts....we need a plan!
*Enter warriors cats dressed as humans over five years old*
Tickets-slaes man: How many tickets?
Firestar: 20 please!
Tickets-slaes man: That will 400$ please.
*Firestar hands over 400$*
*Tickets-slaes man hands over tickets*
*Warriors Cats enter*
*Go to seats play starts*
Graystripe: This is the best play ever!
Jayfeather: Wait, she's green? How does everyone know that? How does she know that? We all might be green for all we know!
Lionblaze:  Most people aren't blind, remember?
Jayfeather: *Growls slightly*
Firestar: So, she's evil? And that Wizard dude is  good?
Graystripe: No, he's evil she's good.
Firestar: Ohhhhhh.....
The Stick:  So now she is running away?
Jayfeather: I think sooo........
Lionblaze: Say, I think I have heard something like this before. This reminds of Hollyle- *Mouth gets slapped by Jayfeather*
Firestar: This is great!
Graystripe: I know
Ravenpaw: AHHHHHHH
Mousefur: Shh...
Lionblaze: mrufh mrufh mrugh mrufh mrufh mrufh mrufh
Translates To: Jayfeather get your paw off my mouth
Jayfeather: *Takes paw off Lionblaze's mouth.
Lionblaze: So like I was saying, I knew I heard something this before, you see this reminds me of Hollyle-
Someone from play: *Screams*
Dovewing: Owww......
Ivypool: *Rolls Eyes* *Pulls out Harry Potter book instead*
Graystripe: *Takes Harry Potter book away from Ivypool* *Eats it*
Ivypool: Great, now I have to watch this and I can not read this book anmore! Hey Dovewing, guess who's going to Barnes and Noble soon?
Dovewing: Huh?
Ivypool: You can't here me can you?
Dovewing: SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER
People Watching The Play: Shhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Do you want your book back?
Ivypool: Gross! No!
Squirrelflight (Who turns out to like Harry Potter and only heard part of what they talking about): No one calls Harry Potter gross!
Leafpool: Squirrelflight! Not now!
Squirrelflight: I REPEAT NO ONE CALLS HARRY POTTER GROSS!
Person Watching The Show: Please! Be quiet I am begging you!
Worker: Mr. Do you know these people?
Firestar: You bet I do! The orange cat with the white paw screaming her head off is my kid Squirrelflight in fact! And that other cat is my mate's I mean wife's half-sister's son mate's kid. So my Grand-half-niece-in-law I guess.
Worker: So your all family?
Firestar: Well, we're in ThunderClan you know.
Worker: What was that?
Firetstar: Ummmm....we are alll.....in ThunderClan yes! That's our last name.
Worker: Sir, I woud like you and your family-things to leave.
Firestar: No! Not now!
Worker: Sir, the play is almost half-way over. You may stay, one more warning and I am going to ask you to leave.
Firestar: Why?
Worker: Since you are being very loud for one thing. And for another, I have noticed  you are all cats so...
Firestar: And you're not surprised?
Worker: This is New York CIty you know.
Firestar: I didn't know!
*Exit Worker*
Graystripe: That was close!
*The play comes to the half-way mark*
Ivypool: I am free!!!
Dovewing: *Reads Ivypool's mouth* Ivypool, you know there a whole other half right?
Ivypool: WHY?????????!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Shhh...... You don't want to get kicked out do you?
Ivypool: I would like that very much!
Graystripe: Oh. Well, nevermind we only have 15 mins than we have to go back. Is everyone ready?
Everyone other then Dovewing and Ivypool: Yes!
Graystripe: Dovewing and Ivypool you two aren't ready?
Ivypool: I just want to go, but I guess now is as good a time as ever.
Firestar: *Takes over for Graystripe* And you Dovewing?
Dovewing: Can't here Firestar.
Firestar: Dovewing can you here me?
Ravenpaw: (In the voice of Dovewing) No!
Firestar: *Doesn't understand it* Why not?
Dovewing: looks off into space*
Ravenpaw: *Is about to talk Dovewing's voice* *Steps backwords* *Falls down the steps*
Graystripe: There he is....down there
Firestar: Whatever. We'll just leave them, and get back after the show.
Worker: Sir I thought there were 20 people in your party, now there are only 18 can you tell be why?
Firestar: Well, one of my best-friends from childhood fell down the steps, and my Grand-half-niece-in-law just owuldn't answer us.
Worker: If there anything I can do about that?
Firestar: Who knows? But we don't really want help. We will get them on the way out.
Worker: If you're sure...
===Chapter 2===
*Play Starts*
Graystripe: This is amazing
Lionblaze: *Falls asleep*
Jayfeather: Get Up!
Lionblaze: *Wakes Up* Why?
Jayfeather: Since you should! So you can watch the play!
Lionblaze: Jay, I don't want to watch this
Jayfeather: You came, I didn't make you come.
Lionblaze: You aren't watching!
Jayfeather: I am blind it's not my fault!
Lionblaze: Okay, okay. you don't have to be so mean about it..
Jayfeather: *Has fire come from ears*
Lionblaze: Oops
Jayfeather: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else: SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: *Watches*
*Play Ends*
Graystripe: That was the best play I have ever seen!
Dovewing: *Ears Are Fixed Somehow*: Where were you all? You didn't tell the play had started!
Ivypool: You didn't miss anything importent
Ravenpaw: I am back alive and well!
FIrestar: Okay then.....We should go back to the truck
Graystripe: We might be here a while....Someone stole the car
Squirrelflight: Why would someone steal a car that has 'Firestar' on it in gold letters?
Jayfeather: Beats me.
Firestar: Since I am amazing and epic!
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