Brainiac: Squidward Abuse (Transcript)

(SpongeBob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher)
SpongeBob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science.
Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson)
SpongeBob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on)
SpongeBob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, SpongeBob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house)
Squidward: What the barnicles is SpongeBob doing now. I should just go ever there and stop it all now! (Scene cuts back to SpongeBob's lab)
Teacher: (at least a half an hour later) Ok folks it looks like we are out of time so goodbye, and good ridence. (camera cuts off)
SpongeBob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab)
Patrick: Whoa, what is that.
Teacher: That is my taco, why?
Patrick: I want it. (Patrick puts the Teacher's whole body in his mouth)
SpongeBob: Patrick, spit him out this instant! (Patrick spits the teacher out who runs away) Wait! Come back! PATRICK! (Patrick runs back home)
SpongeBob (thought): Now how will I get a new assistant. (thinks a moment) I got it, I will force Squiward to be my assisstant.
SpongeBob: (Calls Squidward who answers) Hello Squidy, I want you to be my assisstent for my TV show, the Geniuspants Show.
Squidward: Well SpongeBob, I am not helping you, because I have no interest in science and even if I did, I will never join your show!
SpongeBob: Well I decided you are helping me whether you like it or not. (hangs up and drags Squidward back to his lab)
Squidward: Why should I..? (SpongeBob comes to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Okay, ACTION!
Squidward: SpongeBob, I didn't...
SpongeBob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see again. It's a special to meet you with my new assistant, Squidward. (points cameras to Squidward)
Squidward: I hate you, goodbye! (Walks away from the house. Then returns) This is my home! (expels others)
SpongeBob: (to camera) Well, I think that's it for now. (looks at ratings) Alright we're doomed! At least, there's nobody to blame, right? (Patrick walks along) PAATRIICK!!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
First part writen by: Bigman602
Second part writen by: JellyfishJam38
Third part writen by: SpongeWriter123
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