Isaac Clarke vs. Gordon Freeman

thumb|center|670px|Isaac Clarke vs Gordon Freeman
==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Isaac Clarke
WoodenHornets as Gordon Freeman
Alien Smuggers
==Lyrics==
===Isaac:===
Looks like I arrived to my destination to kick Dr. House’s ass
I’ll be taking my weapon back if you don’t mind so go back to physic class
You’re a nerd inspired by Einstein, Feynman, and Hawking
I saw you in Chell’s backyard last night; your ass be fucking stalking
You’ll be living a Half Life, but this beating could be long
To me, you are labeled as the experiment gone wrong
Give me the portal to send me in and I’ll have the one to take you out
Then I’ll stomp your face in to make you finally talk without a doubt
===Gordon:===
Let me take some time to examine this waste of Dead Space
Why is your ass scaring kids all night? It makes you a big disgrace
Oh my god! What the fuck is that? Oh wait; it’s just your mom
No one would play you if you were in one of Garry’s mods
Portal is not where I’m from you dumbass; search me up on Google
Did that frozen wasteland planet freeze off your little noodle?
I’m the best in nerd history as a legendary resistance hero
I’m the true winner of this battle Clarke so suck my rear hole
===Isaac:===
Hey Gordon, guess what? GLaDOS called saying she’s a bit like you
She tested you, you tested her, you killed her, but she didn’t get to
I’ll blast a shock wave to send your ass flying to the walls
Then I’ll open the emergency door to have you flying throughout the space halls
===Gordon:===
I admit I won’t survive that shit but I know your ass wouldn’t either
When you and Ellie were in a situation, I know that you would leave her
You’re suit looks a looks a little rusty but I’m guessing you ran out of oil
I’ll beat you like the G-man and have your discovery plans foiled
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/isaac-clarke-vs-gordon-freeman
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4j4PKNW6cw
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Isaac Clarke
Gordon Freeman
</poll>