Culdee vs Sonic.exe!

== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - After recieving a cursed disc and being told to destroy it, curiositiy gets the best of Culdee and he loads in the game which seemlingly leads to a normal Sonic the Hedgehog 1991 game. However, things take a strange and dark turn as Culdee is sucked into the game world by an entity who wants to play a game...
(It starts off with Culdee playing Garden Warfare 2 on his xbox one)
Culdee: It's nice that I can relax and play video games on beutiful saturday mornings like these.
(Culdee continues playing and suddenly gets burrowed by a chomper)
Culdee: ...
(Culdee throws his xbox out the window)
Culdee: Well now that xbox is out of the question, what could I spend my time doing?
(Culdee then gets a knock at the door)
Culdee: I wonder who that can be?
(Culdee walks to the door while the person continues rapidly knocking)
Culdee: JESUS CHRIST I'M COMING!
(Culdee opens the door)
Culdee: Hello-
(A disc then gets thrown at Culdee)
Culdee: OW!
Guy: My bad, i just wanted to quickly give this disc to you.
Culdee: Well you didn't have to throw it at me- wait a minute I know you. You're the guy who threw that cursed lamp at me years ago.
Guy: No i'm not.
Culdee: Um, yes. You are.
Guy: Goodbye.
Culdee: Wait where are you going!?
Guy: Oh, and don't play the disc, it's what he wants.
(Guy leaves)
Culdee: HEY WAIT! You can't keep throwing random stuff at me! HEY!
(The guy is already gone)
Culdee: Who the hell is that dude and why does he keep throwing stuff at me?
(Culdee looks at the disc. It's a grey disc with the words "Sonic.exe" written on it in sharpie)
Culdee: Sonic.exe? "gasp" A new sonic game!? Maybe the gods have chosen me to be a beta tester!
(Culdee hugs the disc)
Culdee: I knew this day would come!
(Culdee runs into the computer room where Lil Fred is seen watching cat videos. Culdee runs in)
Culdee: Sorry Lil Fred I need the computer for a hot hour!
Lil Fred: "honk" (Wha-)
(Culdee pushes Lil Fred off the computer and gets on)
Lil Fred: "honk" (Fine, i'll go get a hotpocket then)
(Lil Fred leaves as Culdee inserts the disc into the computer)
Culdee: This is gonna be so awesome!
(The opening of Sonic the Hedgehog "1991" appears on the screen)
Culdee: Strange? This is just the Sonic (Game) the hedgehog. Maybe this is a special defenitive edition with new features!
(Culdee presses start on the menu and for a second it flashes red before cutting to black)
Culdee: What the?
(It cuts to a character selection screen with Tails, Knuckles, and Robotnik as selectible characters)
Culdee: Hmm, this version has selectible characters. But why can't i select sonic? And Robotnik is a playable character? Never though i'd see the day. Ummmm. I guess i'll play as tails.
(Culdee selects Tails and the computer screen cuts to black while a weird evil laugh is heard)
Culdee: Um, i'm starting to have a feeling this aint the sonic game i expected it to be.
(Suddenly a bloody gloved hand comes out of the computer screen)
Culdee: WHAT THE!?
(The hand grabs Culdee and starts pulling him into the screen as Culdee tries to force himself away)
Culdee: AGH LET GO OF ME-
(Lil Fred comes in)
Lil Fred: "honking" (Hey Culdee, we're out of hotpockets- WHAT THE F#CK?!)
Culdee: LIL FRED! HELP ME-
(Culdee screams as he is pulled into the monitor. Lil Fred looks in disbelief)
Lil Fred: "HONK HONK HONK-" (WHAT THE FU-)
(It then cuts to Green Hill Zone but the sky is dark, the water is red, and the grass and plants and trees are slowly dying. A ring portal appears and Culdee falls out of it)
Culdee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OW!
(Culdee gets up)
Culdee: Where am I?
(Culdee looks around and notices the place)
Culdee: This looks like Green Hill, but a lot more.... dark. Wait, if I have been sucked inside the game world, maybe I can run fast just like the characters!
(Culdee then starts running at high speeds)
Culdee: WOO! YEAH!
(Culdee continues running. He continues to run but then notices a bunch of dead animals all around the place)
Culdee: Um... are these animals.... dead?
(Culdee sees a dead gutted flicky hanging over a tree)
Culdee: Eugh! Something is definetly wrong with this game.
(Culdee continues running but stops when he hears a voice)
???: Hello?
(Culdee sees Tails (Game) roaming around)
Culdee: Hey! Thats Miles "Tails" Prower! Imma go say hi!
(Culdee runs up to Tails)
Culdee: Hi Tails!
Tails (Game): Oh hi, do I know you?
Culdee: Well no you dont, I kinda got sucked inside this world and I don't know how to get out.
Tails (Game): Strange, maybe I can help you. Right now, i'm currently trying to find my friend Sonic.
Culdee: I've been looking for him too. Also, have you noticed all the animal corpses around here?
Tails (Game): I did. This is messed up. I don't even think Robotnik would do something as evil as this?
Culdee: What do you suppose we do?
Tails (Game): Let's split up and search for Sonic! One of us will yell when we see him!
Culdee: Alright. I'll go by the lake, you check near all of the trees and plants.
Tails (Game): Alright!
(The two split off. Culdee checks near the green hill lake and sees the red water)
Culdee: Jeez, the water is completley red. It almost looks like... blood.
(Suddenly screams of terror are heard far away)
Culdee: Tails?
(Culdee runs over to the location and sees Sonic (Game) standing with his back turned)
Culdee: Sonic! There you are!
(Culdee looks down and screams in shock as he sees Tails' mangled corpse)
Culdee: Oh my god! What happened to Tails!?
(Culdee looks at Sonic (Game) again)
Culdee: Are you okay?
(Sonic (Game) looks at Culdee but his eyes are black and red with red tears falling from his eyes)
Sonic.exe: Hello. Do you wanna play with me?
Culdee: What the-
(Sonic.exe appears behind Culdee and the screen cuts to black. It then cuts to Culdee having fallen into Angel Island zone act 2 but it's completley on fire)
Culdee: What the?
(Culdee gets up)
Culdee: Where am I now?
(Culdee hears the laugh again and sees Sonic.exe behind him)
Sonic.exe: Hide and seek. Ready or not. Here I come.
Culdee: uh oh.
(Culdee starts running as Sonic.exe chases him. The drowning music plays as Sonic.exe slowly outruns Culdee. Sonic.exe eventually catches up to Culdee and once he touches Culdee he dissapears. Culdee stops running)
Culdee: what the-
(Sonic.exe eventually appears in front of Culdee and attacks him making it cut to black)
Culdee: OW! THAT HURT!
Sonic.exe: You're too slow. Wanna try again?
(Culdee then wakes up in an outdoor lab with metal floors and red skies)
Culdee: Next time I see that blue rat, i'm going to kick his ass-
(Culdee then gets punched by a figure. He looks up sees Knuckles)
Knuckles (Game): Who the hell are you!?
Culdee: Holy crap Knuckles!
Knuckles (Game): You didn't answer my question!
Culdee: okay this might be hard to believe, but this is a video game that i got sucked into. Sonic has gone crazy and killed Tails!
Knuckles (Game): What? You sound insane.
(Sonic.exe then appears behind Knuckles. Knuckles turns around in shock. Sonic punches Knuckles in the face punching his head clean off)
Culdee: NO! He was my 4th favorite character! That's it!
(White energy then surrounds Culdee)
Culdee: Your dead, needlemouse!
(Culdee charges at Sonic.exe at high speeds but he teleports away)
Culdee: What the!?
(Culdee turns around and sees Sonic.exe again. He charges at him once again but he dissapears)
Culdee: OH THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!
(Culdee keeps charging back and forth trying to attack Sonic.exe only for him to teleport. Eventually after he charges really fast at Sonic.exe, he trips and falls to the ground. Sonic.exe appears over him and attacks him again as the short cuts to black)
Culdee: OW!
Sonic.exe: So many souls to play with. So little time. Would you agree?
Culdee: GO TO HELL!
(Culdee then wakes up in a purple room with checkered floors)
Culdee: Okay... now i'm angry.
(Culdee continues walking.)
Culdee: I should have snapped the bloody disc into pieces, now i'm stuck in here.
(Culdee goes downstairs and sees Dr. Robotnik (Game)
Culdee: Hey it's Dr. Robotnik, not the one who keeps crying over trying to get Scratch and Grounder back.
Dr. Robotnik (Game): Strange. All of my badniks have been destroyed. I need to get out of here.
Culdee: Hello Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik (game): GAH! WHO ARE YOU!?
Culdee: You're grandfather.
Dr. Robotnik (Game): Wait really?
Culdee: No. Listen you might not believe me, but Sonic turned into some demon and killed Knuckles and Tails.
Dr. Robotnik (Game): I know.
Culdee: Wait you do?
Dr. Robotnik (Game): Yes, my badniks have discovered their corpses. Sonic has gone mad and this place is not safe anymore.
Culdee: True, and what is that dark abyss there.
Dr. Robotnik (Game): I don't know, but i'll walk through there to see if theres an exit.
(Dr. Robotnik walks through the black abyss)
Culdee: Robotnik wait.
(Robotnik dissapears in the shadowy area)
Culdee: Robotnik?
(Culdee follows Robotnik into the abyss, he turns around and sees his head on a spike)
Culdee: GAH!
(Culdee then turns around and sees Sonic.exe right in his face)
Sonic.exe: "laughing"
Culdee: Frying pan!
(the screen goes to static and it shows a close up of Sonic.exe's face with the words "I am god" written above. Eventully Culdee bashes a frying pan into his face sending him flying into a wall. Sonic.exe gets up with an angered expression. Culdee then brings out a cheat code manual which lets him summon 7 chaos emeralds)
Culdee: What's the time?
(Culdee then turns super sayain with glowing yellow hair)
Super Culdee: It's time to die!
(Super Culdee and Sonic.exe charge at eachother and start beating eachother up in the air. Super Culdee lands a bunch on Sonic.exe sending him flying again. Culdee teleports behind Sonic.exe and bashes him again. Sonic.exe glows red energy and charges at Super Culdee punching him hard in the face)
Super Culdee: OW!
(Super Culdee blocks more of Sonic.exe's attacks and eventually grabs him by the foot)
Super Culdee: Nuh uh uh. Don't do that.
(Super Culdee punches Sonic.exe hard sending him flying and continues rapidly punching him in the air. Eventually when Sonic.exe is 50ft in the air, Super Culdee teleports on top of him and flicks him)
Super Culdee: Boop.
(This causes Sonic.exe to crash in the ground causing a huge dust explosion. Super Culdee turns back to normal and gets on the ground)
Culdee: Alright, now is time to call it quits.
(Sonic.exe teleports in front of him)
Sonic.exe: Are you ready for round 2!?
Culdee: ... No.
(Culdee then sees a ring portal and charges at it at high speeds. He eventually jumps inside it. It cuts back to Culdee's room where Lil Fred on the phone)
Lil Fred: "honking" (Yeah I don't know an arm just grabbed him and pulled him through the screen)
(Gibberish is heard from the phone)
Lil Fred: "honking" (NO I AM NOT DRUNK AGAIN I SWEAR I SAW HIM GET PULLED INTO THE-)
(Culdee then comes flying out of the computer monitor)
Lil Fred: "honking" (I'll have to call you back)
(Lil Fred hangs up)
Lil Fred: "honking" (Dude what the hell happened?!)
Culdee: Long story. But i gotta destroy that disc.
(Culdee races to the computer and grabs the disc. Sonic.exe is seen still in his game world. Culdee starts bending the disc. This causes an earthquake in Sonic.exe's world. Eventually Culdee breaks the disc into pieces destroying Sonic.exe and his world)
Culdee: YEAH! I PASSED!
(Words saying "Culdee Has Passed" come on the screen as the Sonic win music is heard. Eventually Sonic.exe's laugh is heard. Culdee turns around and sees a Sonic.exe plush on the bed)
Sonic.exe Plush: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCH-
(Culdee then blasts the plush's head off with a shotgun)
Culdee: I hate that hedgehog...
(The short irises on Culdee and a confused Little Fred and the short ends)
== Trivia ==
* This short is based off the YTP "Michael Rosen vs Sonic.exe"