WotW: Week 05

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Weak of the Week: Week 05 	Weak of the Week: Week 05
 	
Chevalier 	Chevalier
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
January has come to a close. Four weak peens down...Oh god--48 more to go! February's first hilariously bad winner is Green Bearded Krampus, better known by his street name: Chevalier. This freak is a DOUBLE WINNER! You see, I found this goon in the winners circle of an extraterrestrial themed costume contest. Let that sink in for a moment. Winner of a costume contest. That. Won. He was apparently better than the others. Green Krampus with bad scaling in a disco get-up. He won. You didn't. Why is that, you ask?Because of these words: Society. of. Distinguished. Ladies. and. Gentlemen. Know this combination of words well, reader, as they will be seen in the winners circle of every costume contest. Erroneously referring to themselves as the SODLAG (Well, they got the sod part right.) they are apparently a "costume themed" super group. Weak costumes, but costume themed non-the-less. If you enter a costume contest and are not part of SODLAG, Patriot Act or Conquer, you might as well just leave; You're not going to win.It's hopeless. They award this...mess and all their other friends messes instead. I'll admit, it's pretty rare when I see a good costume in game, but something HAD to be better than this. Was it the red teeth? Was it the glowing eyes? I mean, he doesn't look like a space alien at all, but it won. I swear these people just keep trading the same 100G back and forth between groups every costume contest. This is the reason that he won: He was in SODLAG. What is creative about this outfit? What is good about this outfit? Nothing. But he's in SOLDAG so he's an instant winner, no matter how much he looks like Green Krampus with glowing hair in a disco suit. I'm not going to lie, Chevalier here edged out the competition because he won a costume contest. I mean, that's just sad, you're not even trying to hide that it's rigged, because no one could have actually liked this outfit. Most of this guys outfit is just the Krampus parts, he's wearing the mask, the beard and the hair that all belong to the Krampus set. I don't how changing it green counts as being "creative," but he was awarded none the less.Throw that sucker in a goofy scaled disco suit and give him metal hands: Give this man some money now, cause this is comedy gold. Wow, you're so creative. That outfit must have taken all of ten minutes to make. Bravo, you glorious weakling, you. Here is your ill-gotten, dirty, laundered in-game gold. He could have hit random and changed the colors to red and black. At least it would have been more interesting than that green man in a suit. Anyone who is not deluded by supergroup cronyism knows that Green Disco-Krampus should never be awarded anything. Ahem--well, other than the Weak of the Week.	January has come to a close. Four weak peens down...Oh god--48 more to go! February's first hilariously bad winner is Green Bearded Krampus, better known by his street name: Chevalier. This freak is a DOUBLE WINNER! You see, I found this goon in the winners circle of an extraterrestrial themed costume contest. Let that sink in for a moment. Winner of a costume contest. That. Won. He was apparently better than the others. Green Krampus with bad scaling in a disco get-up. He won. You didn't. Why is that, you ask?Because of these words: Society. of. Distinguished. Ladies. and. Gentlemen. Know this combination of words well, reader, as they will be seen in the winners circle of every costume contest. Erroneously referring to themselves as the SODLAG (Well, they got the sod part right.) they are apparently a "costume themed" super group. Weak costumes, but costume themed non-the-less. If you enter a costume contest and are not part of SODLAG, Patriot Act or Conquer, you might as well just leave; You're not going to win.It's hopeless. They award this...mess and all their other friends messes instead. I'll admit, it's pretty rare when I see a good costume in game, but something HAD to be better than this. Was it the red teeth? Was it the glowing eyes? I mean, he doesn't look like a space alien at all, but it won. I swear these people just keep trading the same 100G back and forth between groups every costume contest. This is the reason that he won: He was in SODLAG. What is creative about this outfit? What is good about this outfit? Nothing. But he's in SOLDAG so he's an instant winner, no matter how much he looks like Green Krampus with glowing hair in a disco suit. I'm not going to lie, Chevalier here edged out the competition because he won a costume contest. I mean, that's just sad, you're not even trying to hide that it's rigged, because no one could have actually liked this outfit. Most of this guys outfit is just the Krampus parts, he's wearing the mask, the beard and the hair that all belong to the Krampus set. I don't how changing it green counts as being "creative," but he was awarded none the less.Throw that sucker in a goofy scaled disco suit and give him metal hands: Give this man some money now, cause this is comedy gold. Wow, you're so creative. That outfit must have taken all of ten minutes to make. Bravo, you glorious weakling, you. Here is your ill-gotten, dirty, laundered in-game gold. He could have hit random and changed the colors to red and black. At least it would have been more interesting than that green man in a suit. Anyone who is not deluded by supergroup cronyism knows that Green Disco-Krampus should never be awarded anything. Ahem--well, other than the Weak of the Week.
Offences 	Offences
• What is It?• Wacky and Random• Superhero in Pants• The Scaling!• Did You Hit Random? 	• What is It?• Wacky and Random• Superhero in Pants• The Scaling!• Did You Hit Random?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I guess I should be the one improving if this is what wins costume contests. Over 400 characters? Forget it: all those hundreds of hours in the tailor were all for nothing. I have to hang it up, I can't compete with this awe inspiring costume...or I could enter my buddies costume contest and be instantly awarded in-game money even though my outfit is incredibly weak, which seems to be how costumes in this game "improve." 	I guess I should be the one improving if this is what wins costume contests. Over 400 characters? Forget it: all those hundreds of hours in the tailor were all for nothing. I have to hang it up, I can't compete with this awe inspiring costume...or I could enter my buddies costume contest and be instantly awarded in-game money even though my outfit is incredibly weak, which seems to be how costumes in this game "improve."
Category:Weak of the Week