Buzz Lightyear-of-Star Command - The Adventure Begins • An Part 003/Transcript

==After/During The Chase in Outer Space==
:On the bottom left, a set of subtitles type in "Starcruiser Cargo Bay" as a triangle flies from the bottom left to the top right, transitioning to Mira getting out of the Alpha-1.
BUZZ (Angry): Ranger Mira Nova, that was the most outrageous showboating stunt I have ever seen.
MIRA: Kind of reminds you of yourself, huh?
BUZZ (Embarrassed): Yeah, kinda.
:Suddenly, the two space rangers hear someone groaning and talking in the locker room.
BOOSTER (Off-screen): Oh, this isn't going to work!
XR (Off-screen): Sure it will. Come on. Just suck it in. You can do it, big fella.
:Buzz and Mira follow the sound, and in their vision, the green doors open, revealing Booster struggling to fit into that tiny little spacesuit.
XR: Think thin. That's the key.
BUZZ: Uh, hello.
:XR and Booster gasp at the sight of Buzz and Mira; during their shock, Booster's suit rips, revealing his underpants. Embarrassed, Booster hides his boxers with his hands as he chuckles nervously. Then a triangle flies from the bottom left to the top right, transitioning to Zurg Tower with a Grub saluting Zurg, who is smiling.
GRUB: All is ready, my evil emperor.
ZURG (Angry): Target Star Command and fire!
:The Grub runs back to the controls and starts up the Zurgatronic Megaray once more.
ZURG: And so ends Star Command. (Turns to Agent Z) Ooh, I'm so evil! I just gave myself chills! Even my goosebumps have goosebumps! (Evilly laughs) I'M A BAD BOY! (Continues evilly laughing)
:As Zurg continues his evil laugh, a purple lightning bolt fires from the Uni-Mind and flies into space. After which, we cut back to Buzz and Mira confronting XR and Booster.
BUZZ: Simple question: what are you doing here?
XR (Suddenly interrogating Booster): Yeah, buddy. What are you doing here? (Stretches his feet until his head is at Booster's height, then starts poking Booster's chest) We want answers, and we want them now!
BUZZ: I meant both of you.
XR: (Turns his head to Buzz) How's that? (Lowers himself) It's a complicated explanation, Buzz. I think it's best we just sweep the whole incident under the rug. And since we're a couple of janitors, (Pulls a broom out of his chest) I can promise you that's no problem. (Twirls his broom as he nervously laughs)
BOOSTER (Sad and guilty): I'm sorry, Buzz.
:A red light flashes as the alarm suddenly goes off.
BOOSTER: Is that a...?
BUZZ: Red alert!
:Buzz, Mira, and XR run away from the screen and run down the hall, with Booster getting his green custodian uniform back on and running behind them.
BOOSTER (While running): Hey, guys! Wait up!
:As soon as Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster head for the front windows, they see a screaming purple lightning bolt heading towards them, until Buzz slams a lever forward, causing his ship to shift to the right and dodge the incoming ray.
XR: What was that?
MIRA (Watching from the window): It's headed towards Star Command!
:The ray suddenly hits Star Command, causing an electric shockwave on the outside of it.
BOOSTER (Nervous): Well, the station looks okay.
BUZZ: (Turns on the radio and speaks into the microphone) Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in, Star Command.
:After a few seconds of static, with no response, the camera zooms in on Buzz's face.
BUZZ: I don't like this.
== Escaping Star Command/Another chase through Outer Space ==
:A triangle flies from the bottom to the top, transitioning to Star Command in a power outage. The camera flies from right to left, where the four space rangers are carrying flashlights.
BUZZ (Off-screen): XR, what have you got?
XR (Off-screen): Sensors indicate "spooky". In fact, now I'm going to have to go with "very spooky".
BOOSTER: Where is everyone?
:The sliding doors to the control room open, and the 4 space rangers split up and search the room for survivors. Buzz heads right, Mira and XR head left, then Booster heads right.
MIRA: What happened? I mean, there's no sign of a struggle.
BUZZ: (Opens his wrist communicator on his space glove) Hmm. My scanner is picking up some...
:Suddenly, Buzz hears Zurg's voice and looks at the shadowed figure leaning on a wall.
SHADOWED FIGURE (Zurg's voice): Lightyear! How good of you to join us.
BUZZ: Zurg? (Aims his flashlight at the shadowed figure)
SHADOWED FIGURE (Zurg's voice): In a manner of speaking.
:Buzz turns on the flashlight. The shadowed figure turns out to be Commander Nebula under Zurg's mind control! The four gasp at the horror of Commander Nebula hypnotized.
XR (Scared): OHH! That's spooky.
:The camera flies from right to left where we see Mira gasp at the horror of the LGMs also possessed by Zurg.
LGM IN THE MIDDLE (Zurg's voice): You see, I used the Uni-Mind to link your fellow rangers...
ALL LGMS (Zurg's voice): To my evil! And that's just the beginning. 
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice): Soon, the entire Galactic Alliance will be under my control.
:Buzz gets creeped out as Zurg's evil laugh is heard.
XR: You know, as a robot, I'm not susceptible to mind control, so this really isn't an issue for me.
MIRA: Uh, yeah. It'll be your issue when they rip you apart and sell you for scrap.
XR (Horrified): Good point. Anybody got a plan?
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice): Here's one. (Fires a megacannon)
BUZZ: Back to the ship, people!
:Buzz, Mira, and Booster run to the screen.
XR: "People"? That does include me, right?
:XR lets out a yelp as Buzz yanks him away from an incoming blast. Then they all run down the hallway until they see something that makes them stop running.
BUZZ: (gasps)
BOOSTER: Uh-oh.
:As Commander Nebula, the LGMs, and space rangers have their weapons ready, Mira is about to strike her laser at them, until Buzz lowers her arm.
BUZZ: No, Mira! Although currently possessed by the most powerful evil in the universe, they're still our fellow rangers.
MIRA: Then how do we get past them?
:The camera slowly flies up to Booster, evilly smiling.
BOOSTER (Getting an idea): Looks like we got us a high traffic area.
:Booster grabs XR's hands and whips him, causing his floor polishers to pop out from under his feet. XR looks around, then drops his eyebrows.
XR: Alright, let's wax 'em big guy. Just push me--
XR (While Booster runs as he pushes him faster and faster): Not so fast, not so fast, NOT SO FAST!
:Booster charges into the space rangers and LGMs, and they fall down like bowling pins.
BOOSTER (While runnning): YAHOO!!!
BUZZ: To the Launch Bay!
:The sliding doors open as they run to the camera, then Mira fires her laser at the doors to melt them together.
BUZZ: Good work, people.
XR: And robot?
BUZZ: And robot.
:Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster head for Buzz's Star Cruiser, and blast off into space.
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice): Lightyear must not escape!
MIRA: If Zurg has taken over every mind on Star Command, that means we're the only space rangers left.
BOOSTER (Worried): What do we do?
BUZZ: We've got to take the battle to Zurg.
XR (While pushing buttons): No need, he's bringing it to us!
:The camera cuts to space where every Star Command spacecraft is out to kill Buzz and his crew. Back inside of Buzz's ship, Booster watches a computer screen, showing the enemy ships coming in.
BOOSTER (Worried): Oh! I got a lot of red lights blinking over here.
BUZZ: I don't need those lights to tell us we're in trouble.
:The ship gets hit and the room vibrates. Outside, red laser beams fire at Buzz's Star Cruiser. Buzz tilts the control stick right, causing the ship to do a dodge roll.
MIRA (Amazed): I had no idea a Star Cruiser could pull a move like that!
BUZZ: And neither did Zurg.
:The Star Cruiser takes another hit, and then we see Commander Nebula and a group of other possessed space rangers flying through orbit with their wings open.
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice) (While flying): I'll make a note of it.
MIRA: (Looks at her window) We're surrounded!
XR (While pushing buttons): You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next? Evil juggling?
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice) (While flying): Farewell, Lightyear!
:Commander Nebula and the space rangers fly away from the window's view.
MIRA: They're retreating.
BUZZ: But why?
XR: Obviously, my cosmic tongue cut them to the quick.
BOOSTER (Worried): (Notices his screen all green) I'm getting a funny energy reading.
BUZZ: Mira, check the hull.
:Mira jumps up through the ceiling with her ghosting powers, then looks around until she sees a bomb blinking.
MIRA (Alarmed): (Lands back in her seat) We've got a bomb!
XR & BOOSTER (Scared): A BOMB!?
BUZZ (Smirking): Perfect.
COMMANDER NEBULA (Zurg's voice) (While hovering): At last. For too long, Lightyear has hounded me. [From a distance, Buzz's Star Cruiser blows up.] But no more.
:As the ship pieces scatter in orbit, Commander Nebula and the other space rangers evilly laugh in Zurg's voice and fly away with their jetpacks. What they don't know, however, is that Buzz and his crew boarded the Alpha-1 shortly before the explosion. Buzz narrates while piloting the Alpha-1 from behind a broken fin.
BUZZ (Narrating) (Off-Screen): Buzz Lightyear mission log, by launching the Alpha-1 at the precise moment of detonation, Zurg believes us to be destroyed.
BUZZ (Narrating) (On-Screen): I feel I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
:An outer ship reveals Mira, Booster, and XR cramped from behind Buzz.
XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal.
MIRA: Okay, and you are?
XR (Misunderstanding Mira): In serious need of some personal space.
BOOSTER: So, Buzz, did Zurg win?
BUZZ: Not a chance, Booster. I've got Zurg right where I want him.
XR: Yeah, well, wherever he is, I bet he's got legroom.
== Crash-landing on Planet Z ==
:We cut to Buzz piloting the Alpha-1 Prototype.
BUZZ: Okay, Ranger Nova. Let's test that little theory of yours.
XR: So, nobody's ever actually infiltrated Planet Z before?
BUZZ: Never.
BOOSTER (Nervous): Oh man.
MIRA: Listen, a spacecraft this small won't be detected. I'm positive.
:The Alpha-1 flies away from the camera, flying straight for Planet Z.
MIRA (Off-screen): You know, I'm... I mean, I'm pretty... I mean, you know I'm not 100% positive (Chuckles).
:A purple moon flies by as subtitles on the bottom left of the screen type in "Planet Z". A beam of lightning zaps it, opening up the moon as Seeker Drones fly out of it. A final set of subtitles type in "Auto Defense Moon".
BUZZ (Off-screen): Blast! The Seeker Drones are on patrol.
XR (Sarcastically): Oh, this just gets better and better.
:Buzz steers the Alpha-1, dodging each drone, but he still feels cramped inside the ship.
BUZZ (Off-screen): I can do this. I just need a little elbow room!
:The Alpha-1 plunges nose-down into Planet Z, then Buzz pulls the control stick back up. As Booster backs up, something pings inside the Alpha-1.
BOOSTER (Nervous): Uh, Buzz? I think I sat on a button.
MIRA: What button?
XR: (Makes his eye pop off and slide down his chest. When it lands on the palm of his hand, he focuses his eye on the button Booster pressed.) Let me see. (His eye blinks) "Emergency Water Landing".
MIRA: Oh, that wouldn't be so bad.
MIRA (Angrily): If we were over water!
BOOSTER (Nervous): What's gonna happen?
:The Alpha-1 comes to a complete stop, as does the music.
BUZZ: First the crystallic fusion core deactivates, and then...
:Outside the ship, two blue airbags inflate from the top of the ship's rear end, then two more airbags inflate from the bottom of the rear, then four more around the whole ship. Then a beacon blinks with a "wee-woo" sound accompanying it.
BOOSTER (Off-screen): Oh man!
BUZZ: (Tries to deactivate the "Emergency Water Landing" button by pushing a button, but the airbags still block Buzz's view.) Blast!
:We cut to the Hornets flying by in V-formations, the camera flies to the left and stops at the sight of a Hornet. From behind him, the Alpha-1 crash lands, stopping the alarm. He looks behind him, but nothing is there. Then the alarm continues going off as the ship bounces and lands again. The Hornet looks behind him again to see nothing, then just walks away. The alarm continues going off as the ship bounces again, but this time the alarm completely stops as soon as the ship crash lands. Inside the Alpha-1, the space rangers are piled onto each other, with Buzz at the bottom, and Mira (with messy hair) on the top.
BUZZ: Rangers, condition status.
MIRA (Groaning): Not good.
:Booster and XR groan in agreement.
BUZZ: Excellent. Let's roll!
:We cut to the Hornets marching over an archway, under which Buzz and his team are hiding. One Hornet signals Brain Pod #13 to come over, and points to the punctured airbags covering up the Alpha-1.
BRAIN POD #13: What now? (Notices the Alpha-1) That? That's not a spacecraft. It's obviously a weather balloon. Let's leave the brainwork to those with the brains, shall we?
:Brain Pod #13 and the Hornets continue marching, then we cut to Booster ripping off an airbag and XR plugging his cord from his chest into an outlet from the ship.
XR (Reading the information): Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay! (Unplugs his cord) The Alpha-1 is A-okay, but it asks that we do not do that again.
BUZZ: You three take the ship. Find the planets Zurg hasn't hit yet and supervise immediate evacuations.
MIRA: What about Zurg?
BUZZ: He's my problem.
MIRA: He's everybody's problem.
BUZZ: Mira, there's only one way for me to finish this mission. Alone.
BOOSTER: But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command Mission Manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup. I think it's Section Six, Subsection Delta.
BUZZ: Actually, it's Section Six, Subsection Gamma.
XR: (Pulls out the Star Command Mission Manual, and turns to Section 6, Subsection Delta.) He's right, big guy. Subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
BUZZ: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
MIRA: Well if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.
XR: I was just asking a question. I'm not the one getting a nose ring.
BOOSTER: Then, who's getting a nose ring? (Gasps in realization and smirks) Maybe that's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
BUZZ (Angry): I'm not getting a nose ring! Nobody's getting a nose ring! It's against the rules!
MIRA (Smirking): Which apparently don't apply to you.
BUZZ (Angry): Of course they apply to me! The rules apply to everyone!
MIRA: Great! Then you're not facing Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.
BUZZ (Angry): (Finally loses it) Arrgh! I want the three of you off this planet now! And that's an order.
XR (Scared) AND BOOSTER (Scared): (Salutes) Yes, sir! (They run back to the Alpha-1)
:While XR and Booster follow orders, Mira still refuses to listen to Buzz and glares at him.
BUZZ (Angry): (Raises an eyebrow) Ranger Nova?
MIRA (Stubbornly): Yes... (Salutes) sir! (Runs back to the Alpha-1)
BUZZ (Angry): Thank you.
== Buzz VS. Agent Z ==
:A triangle flies from right to left, transitioning to Buzz sticking his head out from a sewer tunnel. He watches the Alpha-1 fly out of Planet Z, then focuses his attention on Zurg Tower.
ZURG (Off-screen): Next target, and... oh.
:The camera flies down to Zurg and Brain Pods 13 and 29.
ZURG: Who haven't we perverted into a twisted reflection of evil?
BRAIN POD #29: A few planets left in the Beta Quadrant remain unperverted. Hmm.
ZURG: Ah, Bingo!
:Suddenly a Hornet flying by gets blasted from behind Zurg.
ZURG (Spooked): Huh?
:Another flying Hornet gets blasted from behind Zurg.
ZURG (Spooked): Oh! Mother of pearl!
:The camera follows two flying Hornets, and it stops when they get blasted. Then, the "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" theme starts up as the camera focuses on Buzz flying and shooting to the roof.
ZURG: Lightyear!
BUZZ (While flying): Zurg!
:The camera follows Buzz as he flies up the Zurg logo. Then Buzz hovers and aims his arm at Zurg, until Agent Z flies down from above and sends them crashing through a roof of a building.
BUZZ: (Pants) By the authority of Star Command, I hereby place you under arrest.
:Agent Z's robot hand turns into an arm cannon, and Buzz rolls away just as Agent Z fires it. Then Buzz shoots his laser at Agent Z, sending him flying into a green power generator.
AGENT Z: (Groans as he gets back up on his feet) Not bad, Lightyear. I should've seen that one coming.
:Buzz shoots the generator, causing a massive explosion, strong enough to send Agent Z flying at the camera. Buzz sticks one arm out for Agent Z to crash into, then aims his arm at Agent Z.
BUZZ: Like I was saying, you're under arrest.
AGENT Z: Aw, come on, buddy. (His voice starts changing as he takes off his mask) That's no way...
AGENT Z/WARP DARKMATTER: ...to...
WARP DARKMATTER: ...treat your partner.
BUZZ (Shocked): Warp?
:Warp makes a fist with his robotic hand, and fires it out of his arm cannon, knocking out Buzz with one punch to the chin. Coincidentally, as Buzz lays unconscious, the screen fades to black.
== Agent Z is revealed ==
:The screen fades from black as Buzz wakes up on the top of Zurg Tower, with Warp Darkmatter and two Hornets standing in front of him.
WARP DARKMATTER: Surprised?
BUZZ: You're alive? Or am I dead?
WARP DARKMATTER: No, you're not dead. (Turns his head to the screen) Not yet anyway.
BUZZ: But how?
WARP DARKMATTER: The exploding moon. Convincing, wasn't it? Yeah, Zurg's fireworks are really top-shelf.
BUZZ: But, Warp...
WARP DARKMATTER: (Aims his robot arm at Buzz) Ah. "Agent Z", please.
BUZZ: Oh, of course! Amnesia!
WARP DARKMATTER: No.
BUZZ: Evil clone.
WARP DARKMATTER: No.
BUZZ: Android replica.
WARP DARKMATTER: No!
:Buzz runs out of ideas for what happened to Warp during the explosion at the beginning of the part 001.
BUZZ (Running out of options): Okay, okay, it's so obvious! Zurg's mind-control ray! He got to you first.
WARP DARKMATTER: Actually, I went to him. Evil is just so much more profitable than good. And more fun.
BUZZ: I don't believe it. The Warp Darkmatter I trained side-by-side with would not work for the most evil force in the universe!
WARP DARKMATTER: Look, Lightyear, I've been on Zurg's payroll ever since the Academy. Once I got the LGMs to spill the secret of the Uni-Mind, the Big Z brought me on full-time. My name's Darkmatter. Who's surprised here?
BUZZ: One of Star Command's finest. The perfect spy. And I gave you a really nice eulogy.
: Zurg rises from behind Buzz, standing on a rocket-powered throne.
ZURG: "He was not only a great ranger, but a great friend.". (Evilly laughs as he walks off his throne) Oh, what a hoot! If only you knew!
:Zurg pushes a button that makes a triangular TV rise from under the floor. On the screen, we see reused footage from the funeral scene in the movie.
BUZZ (On TV): I... (Hangs his head in sadness) miss him very much.
ZURG: Oh, one more time! (Rewinds the scene with the "REWIND" button on the TV remote and presses the "PLAY" button)
BUZZ (On TV): I... (Hangs his head in sadness) miss him very much.
:Zurg laughs as he turns off the TV and makes it sink back into the floor.
ZURG: Miss him now!? (Continues laughing)
BUZZ (Angry): (Breaks free from the two Hornets) Stop mocking me! (The Hornets grab him and electrocute him)
ZURG: I'll admit that in the past, you've been a most formidable foe. But since you "lost" your dear partner, you have been off your game.
BUZZ: Buzz Lightyear may end today, but what I believe in will live on. Hope, freedom, and justice.
:At those three words, Zurg laughs at him, whereas Warp just shakes his head in disapproval.
ZURG: Oh, that's rich! Oh, please, (Turns to his Grubs) please tell me you got that.
:We see three Grubs. One recording with a camera, one holding a clapperboard, and one working a camera crane.
GRUB ON THE CAMERA CRANE: (Gives a thumbs-up) Got it!
ZURG: Excellent! Add it to my collection. (Turns back to Buzz) Besides, Mr. Melodrama, I'm not going to kill you. No. No, I have a much more delicious idea. I'm going to take the galaxy's greatest hero, and turn him... into... me.
WARP DARKMATTER: Welcome to the team, partner.
BUZZ: This isn't my team. And you're not my partner. (Breaks free to turn on his wrist communicator and starts talking into it)
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): Buzz Lightyear mission log, final entry.
ZURG: What's he doing?
WARP DARKMATTER: (Sighs) Mission log. He's a procedure nut. As if there's anyone left to read his report.
:We cut to outer space, with Mira now piloting the Alpha-1.
MIRA (Angry): Ooh! Sent packing like a bunch of first-year rookies!
XR: Which, technically we are.
:The speaking monitor sound from the start of the movie is heard as the Alpha-1 radio gets a signal.
BUZZ (On the radio): I don't know if anyone will be left untainted by Zurg's evil to receive this last chapter.
BOOSTER: (Gasps) Did I sit on another button?
MIRA: Shh. It's Buzz.
:The sad music from Warp's funeral scene is reused here.
BUZZ (On the radio): As I go to my impending doom...
BOOSTER: Doom!?
BUZZ (On the radio): ...I pause to pay tribute to 3 of the best and the brightest to ever come out of Star Command.
XR: (Leans closer to the radio) That's me and two others!
:We cut back to Buzz talking into his communicator.
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): I have taken a one-man stand in darkness and depravity, and... I have failed. (Hangs his head in sadness) I was wrong.
ZURG: Keep rolling. This is priceless.
:The Grubs zoom in closer on Buzz.
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): Perhaps, if I had taken a new partner, or two, or three.
:We cut back to space, where the other Space Rangers are happy that Buzz saw the error of his ways.
BOOSTER: Hot rockets! Did you hear that?
XR: He needs us!
MIRA: He actually admits he needs us!
:Mira turns the Alpha-1 around, flying back to Planet Z.
BOOSTER (Off-screen): We're coming, Buzz!
:We cut back to Buzz talking into his communicator, just as he's about to finish.
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): Buzz Lightyear. Over, and out. (Closes his wrist communicator)
:The Hornets fly up and lift Buzz to the middle of the Zurgatronic Megaray's direction.
ZURG: (Turns to Brain Pod #13) Target Buzz Lightyear.
BRAIN POD #13: Okay-doke. You're the evil emperor. (Types in a few keys and powers on the Uni-Mind)
BRAIN POD #13 (Shouting and waving to a Grub): MEGARAY MEGA-READY!
:Dramatic music cues up as the Grub salutes and types in the coordinates. Then another piece of sad music plays as Buzz is about to be blasted by the Zurgatronic Megaray.
== Buzz's rescue ==
ZURG: Do it.
:A Brain Pod pushes the lever up, and the Uni-Mind powers up. Suddenly, XR's hands grab Buzz, making him dodge the blast. The "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" theme cues up again as the camera shows XR magnetized to the bottom of the Alpha-1.
BOOSTER: Hot rockets!
XR: See, this is where metal arms come in handy. I don't wanna show off, but when you have to hold a heavy guy like...
:The Hornets conduct electricity, and XR screams as he gets electrocuted, causing XR to release Buzz. As Buzz and the Hornets fall from the sky, Buzz turns on his jetpack and flies away. The camera shows the two Hornets falling into the red clouds.
ZURG (Outraged): What!? Darkmatter, kill Lightyear!
:Warp turns on his jetpack and flies up to a Hornet.
WARP DARKMATTER (While hovering): Where...?
:The Hornet smacks Warp back to the ground, causing his wings to break off as he hits the ground.
WARP DARKMATTER (Angry at the Hornet): Have you blown a circuit?
:Mira ghosts out of the Hornet she was possessing, and Warp screams as it falls towards him, then hits him.
MIRA (While Hovering) (Tauntingly): Aww! Stung by your own Hornet, huh?
:We cut to XR's feet losing grip during his electrocution.
XR (Scared): Booster!
:XR falls off the ship, and Booster swoops down to rescue him, causing XR to land on top of the Alpha-1.
BOOSTER: (Turns to XR behind him) Sorry!
ZURG: Target the Planet of Widows and Orphans!
:The two Brain Pods at the computer type in said coordinates. The Zurgatronic Megaray points up, revealing Buzz behind it.
BUZZ (While Hovering) (Angry): You fiend! (Flies to the battery)
GRUB: (Points to the sky) There he is!
ZURG: (Chuckles) I knew that would get him.
:Mira is about to shoot with her laser, but two Grubs pounce on her arms. Then the camera follows Buzz as he flies to the battery and starts shooting. The "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" theme plays as he blasts the battery. Zurg notices this, and he sticks out one hand.
ZURG: Your puny Star Command laser is pathetic. (A Grub hands him his Ion Blaster, as shown in Toy Story 2) Let me show you a real weapon. The Xybotronic Ion Cannon!
:Zurg blasts Buzz's jetpack, sending Buzz falling to his doom. Then Warp regains consciousness and sits up with his hand on his head.
WARP DARKMATTER: (Groans) Oh, nice shot.
ZURG (Wearing his Ion Blaster): The key is to not pull the trigger, but squeeze it.
:Suddenly, we cut to the Alpha-1 flying to the screen.
XR: Janitor driving!
MIRA (While struggling to get Zurg's Grubs off her arms): Get off!
:The Grubs gasp at the Alpha-1 flying towards them, then the ship crash lands onto the roof of Zurg Tower.
XR: Look out!
:The ship slides through the wires and circuits, two Grubs run and jump out of the way as it slides towards Mira. Then the ship comes to a stop when it crashes into a computer, sending XR flying off the roof of the now damaged Alpha-1.
MIRA: (Ghosts her head into the Alpha-1 to talk to Booster) Buzz is hit!
WARP DARKMATTER: (Scoffs and smirks) Rookies. (Turns his robot hand into an arm cannon)
BOOSTER: (Notices Warp in his new Agent Z attire) Hey, isn't that Buzz's dead partner?
MIRA: Eject! (Slams the Eject button, sending Booster flying up)
BOOSTER: (While flying out of the shot) WHOA!
:In the next shot, Booster falls on Warp and crushes him.
WARP DARKMATTER (Under Booster): Aren't you the janitor?
BOOSTER (While sitting on Warp): (Smirks) Yep.
WARP DARKMATTER (Under Booster) (Sarcastically): Oh, this is gonna be great for my rep!
== Facing Zurg as a Team ==
:With Buzz's jetpack damaged, disabling his ability to fly, Buzz is thankfully latched onto the bottom of the Zurg logo. He climbs up and opens his wrist communicator.
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): Mira, Booster, XR. Do you copy? I can't make it in time. It's up to you now.
:Zurg's shadow walks up from behind Buzz, and he aims his Ion Blaster at him.
BUZZ (Talking into his wrist communicator): Good luck!
:As Buzz closes his wrist communicator, he jumps to the camera as Zurg is about to blast him. Then he notices a piece of a wall falling towards him. Buzz fires it with his laser, then gets up on his feet to approach Zurg as his shadow fades in.
ZURG (In the shadows): Give it up, Lightyear. I win.
BUZZ: Evil... never... wins.
:Zurg fires his Ion Blaster again, and Buzz does a flip over Zurg. Zurg keeps shooting, but the bright lights around Zurg dim down.
ZURG (Confused): Huh?
BUZZ: (Walks out of the shadows) Afraid of the dark, Zurg?
:Zurg is about to take another blast, until a red laser beam blasts Zurg's Ion Blaster out of his hand. The next shot reveals Mira did it as she ghosted from the ceiling.
MIRA (From the ceiling): Not today, Zurg.
:Then Booster walks up to the Ion Ray, and crushes it with his hands as he evilly smiles. As he drops the broken blaster, Buzz walks in closer to the camera, aiming his arm at Zurg while his laser warms up. In the next shot, Mira drops in and aims her arm at Zurg.
MIRA: Evil Emperor Zurg, by the authority of Star Command...
BOOSTER: Section Five, Subsection Zeta. That's the one about the evil emperor.
XR: (Grapples down from the ceiling, and aims a gun at Zurg) You are under arrest.
BUZZ: Like I said...
:The camera rotates to Buzz as he talks.
BUZZ: Evil... never... wins.
:We cut over to Brain Pod #29 recovering and sitting up.
BRAIN POD #29 (Dizzy): (Groans) F-firing. (Pushes the lever)
:The same scream from the possessed Uni-Mind is heard as the final blast launches into space. XR turns his head around and notices this.
XR (While dangling): Hey!
:Zurg walks to a trapdoor and falls through it as he evilly laughs. The trapdoor slides shut, and Mira tries to shoot Zurg, but it's too late. Then the camera cuts over to Zurg standing on his flying throne platform.
ZURG: You failed, Lightyear!
:As Zurg talks, Buzz, Mira, and XR look at Zurg angrily, while Booster looks scared at Zurg's victory.
ZURG (Off-screen): With that final blast I have enslaved every free world in the Galactic Alliance!
:The camera focuses on Booster looking down in despair as he stands next to XR, then we see Mira glaring at Zurg, then when we see Buzz glaring at Zurg, the camera slowly zooms in on Buzz's angry face.
ZURG (Off-screen): Wherever you go in the universe, you will hear my voice mocking you...
ZURG: "Evil rules"! (Evilly laughs until a red laser beam flies by him)
:Buzz, Mira, and XR fire their weapons at Zurg, but Zurg evilly laughs and flies away while standing next to his throne.
BUZZ: We're not done yet. (Turns to his team) Booster, XR, get up top and take Warp into custody.
:Booster and XR nod, then we cut to Mira saluting to Buzz.
BUZZ (Off-screen): Mira, you're with me.
== Restoring the Uni-Mind/Zurg and Warp's Defeat ==
:A triangle flies from the bottom right to the top left, transitioning to the Zurgatronic Megaray short-circuiting from the crash landing of the Alpha-1.
BRAIN POD #29 (Off-screen): Chain reaction!
:We cut to the Grubs running around and screaming in a panic.
BRAIN POD #29 (Off-screen): She's gonna blow!
:We cut over to Warp handcuffed to a pole.
WARP DARKMATTER: Get back here! Hey, release me! Hey! I'm Zurg's number-one agent!
:Booster and XR suddenly appear from behind him.
BOOSTER: Now there's something I wouldn't go boasting about.
:Booster uncuffs Warp and picks him and XR up with both hands.
WARP DARKMATTER (In Booster's arm): What, you're gonna jump? Are you crazy?
XR (In Booster's other arm): Buddy boy, we're on the janitorial staff. You're looking at a couple of risk-takers.
BOOSTER: It's true. (Starts running for the edge of the roof)
WARP DARKMATTER (In Booster's arm): No!
:As soon as Booster jumps off the roof, an explosion occurs, then XR opens a parachute from inside of his chest.
BOOSTER (While floating down): Don't be such a fraidy-cat.
XR (off-screen): Like we'd really just jump.
:We cut over to Mira lifting Buzz as she hovers over the evil Uni-Mind.
MIRA (While hovering and lifting Buzz): M'kay, Buzz, what are we going to actually do?
BUZZ: The LGM mindlink was activated by a simple touch. (Mira flies him closer to the Uni-Mind as he sticks his hand out) Maybe. Just maybe.
:Buzz's hand touches the Uni-Mind, and a white light glows around it and expands.
MIRA (While hovering and lifting Buzz) (Amazed): You're doing it!
BUZZ: The power of good is a strong thing, huh?
:Suddenly, the white light starts shrinking, and a scream from the evil Uni-Mind is heard as Buzz gets electrocuted and screams in pain. Mira floats Buzz a few inches away.
MIRA (While hovering and lifting Buzz): But not strong enough.
BUZZ: Blast! Thanks to Zurg, the Uni-Mind is rotten to the core.
MIRA (While hovering and lifting Buzz): (Suddenly, she gets an idea) Then let's get you to the core. (Flies closer to the Uni-Mind)
BUZZ: You're gonna ghost me?
:Mira uses her ghosting powers on Buzz and pushes him into the Uni-Mind. Another scream from the Uni-Mind is heard as Mira gets electrocuted after successfully getting Buzz into the core of the Uni-Mind.
MIRA (While hovering): Aah! Buzz!
:The Uni-Mind suddenly glows white, then turns back into its original orange state. A green ring forms around it, and the ring ignites a powerful shockwave across Planet Z, accompanied by a reused sound byte from Toy Story.
BUZZ (Off-screen): To infinity, AND BEYOND!
:Buzz's "Beyond!" echoes 6 times as the other planets Zurg possessed get restored. First, the pink backgrounds in Rhizome are restored, then in Bathyos, two Bathyosians are about to fire blasters at each other, but as soon as Bathyos is restored, they suddenly drop their weapons. Then finally, Star Command is restored. Inside the station, the Space Rangers and LGMs' eyes revert back to normal. Then, when Commander Nebula's eyes revert back to normal, he smiles and turns to the window.
COMMANDER NEBULA: Ah, Lightyear!
:We finally cut over to Zurg's ship in the middle of orbit as it blinks from inside. We then cut to inside where Zurg notices his plan is failing.
ZURG: No! My plan! MY GALAXY!
GRUB (Scared): Uni-Mind wave impact in three seconds!
ZURG: CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!
:The shockwave hits Zurg's ship, likely blowing it up instead of turning Zurg and the two remaining Grubs good. Either way, as it hits Zurg's ship, the screen fades to white, then it fades from white showing Mira floating at the sight of the Uni-Mind. Then Booster and XR are scared as they look at Mira. The dramatic music crescendos as Mira charges for the Uni-Mind.
MIRA (While flying): I'M GOING IN! (Ghosts herself into the Uni-Mind to search for Buzz)
WARP DARKMATTER (Not caring about Mira): She's a goner.
:The "Buzz Lightyear-of-Star Command" theme comes back on as Mira ghosts out of the Uni-Mind carrying Buzz. XR and Booster smile and Booster hugs XR so tightly his head pops off.
BOOSTER: Yay!
:Warp then rolls his eyes upward in defeat
BUZZ: Thanks for the lift, Mira.
MIRA (While hovering and lifting Buzz): Ah, anytime, sir.
:As Mira flies Buzz out of the shot to the top left, a triangle flies from the bottom to the top of the screen, transitioning to Zurg Tower from a distance as the camera zooms in on it. Then the screen fades, showing the empty Uni-Mind, until an LGM with black goggles pops up from the bottom of the screen. Then he rides his hovercraft to the Uni-Mind, where another LGM riding a hovercraft joins him. One LGM places a suction cup from his hovercraft onto the Uni-Mind, then on the ground, three LGMs wave their scanners as Buzz walks up to them.
BUZZ: I hope that Uni-Mind still works for you guys.
:The LGM with the suction cup on his hovercraft pops it off, and gives a thumbs-up. Then the Uni-Mind's green ring forms around the Uni-Mind.
ALL THREE LGMs: We are one.
LGM ON THE RIGHT: Our mindlink has been restored.
:The LGM on the left starts getting a determined look on his face, and his antenna starts wiggling.
LGM IN THE MIDDLE: All is as it was.
LGM ON THE LEFT: (Raises his fist in the air and looks up) To infinity, (Jumps up and starts to fly up with the zero gravity Planet Z has) AND BEYOND!
:Suddenly, the LGM in the middle notices this and immediately grabs the flying LGM's foot and pulls him back down. Then we cut to two Space Rangers carrying Warp away after arresting him. As the three walk out of the shot to the right, the camera flies over to Mira and Booster. 
MIRA: I can't believe we captured Agent Z.
BOOSTER: I can't believe he turned out to be Buzz's dead partner who wasn't really dead.
MIRA: Yeah, that... too. Uh-huh.
ALL LGMs: Amazing!
XR: Easy, fellas. I know I've exceeded all performance expectations.
LGM 1: It's not that, XR.
LGM 2: You're almost human.
LGM IN THE BACKGROUND: So many character flaws!
XR: Okay. You know what? Let's just say "amazing" and leave it at that!
== Awards Ceremony/Ending ==
:Commander Nebula and two Space Rangers fly down and land with their jetpacks from their spacesuits.
COMMANDER NEBULA: Well, Lightyear, (Hovers down and lands) you managed to save the universe again.
BUZZ: It wasn't just me, sir. Zurg almost won. In fact, he would have, except I had backup.
XR: Well, of course you had backup!
MIRA: Because everybody needs backup.
BOOSTER: It's in the manual: Section Six, Subsection Gamma.
BUZZ: Got the message, guys.
COMMANDER NEBULA: So, who's your partner gonna be, son?
:Mira, Booster, and XR gather around, hoping one of them will be picked by Buzz. XR even exaggerates with an arrow popping out of his chest that points to him, and its lightbulbs blink three times.
BUZZ: Don't worry, Commander. I've made my choice.
:A triangle flies from the bottom left to the top right of the screen, transitioning to the Space Ranger Academy back down on Earth. The alien lifeforms are shown lined up in one section, with the Space Rangers lined up in another section. To the gentle music, Commander Nebula puts a medal around Mira's neck, and Mira fixes her hair. Then Commander Nebula puts a medal around Buzz's neck, and he and Mira salute for the commander. Then XR salutes as Commander Nebula puts a medal around his helmet, right down to his shoulders. Then the music stops as XR grabs Commander Nebula by the neck and kisses his cheek. Despite XR's lips touching the inside of his helmet, Commander Nebula pushes XR away from him. Then the music comes back on as everyone vibrates from Booster running up to the commander from backstage. Booster is shown in his Space Ranger outfit that actually fits him, and Booster salutes for the commander. Commander Nebula gets out a tearful smile, and sticks Booster's medal on his chest. With Buzz and his crew wearing medals, the crowd cheers for them.
BUZZ: Team Lightyear, reporting for duty, sir!
:The next shots show the crowds cheering for the new heroes of Star Command. Then we cut back to Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster on-stage. Buzz turns on his jetpack, and flies out of the shot, then so does Mira. XR spins around fast enough, making his wings appear and blasts off. Then lastly, Booster presses his jetpack button, and instead of Space Ranger wings (likely due to how heavy he is), giant rocket thrusters pop out.
BOOSTER: So cool! (Blasts off and flies out of the shot)
:In the final shot, we see Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster flying off into space.
BUZZ (While flying): To infinity...
BUZZ, MIRA, XR, AND BOOSTER (While flying into the screen): AND BEYOND!
:As soon as Team Lightyear flies past the screen and fly out of the shot to the right, the screen switches to a black screen on the final note. Booster's giggle is reused one last time.
THE END
== Credits ==
:The screen fades from black showing outer space. The "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" intro theme is used for the first part of the credits.
:For the rest of the credits, an instrumental solo plays until the screen fades to black on the last note.
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