Adventure, Ho!

"Adventure, Ho!" is the third episode of season 1 of "Sonic Hijinks" It's the third episode overall.
== Plot ==
Kirby wants to go on an adventure, but Sonic says he needs experience.
== Transcript ==
(episode starts with Sonic following Kirby)
Sonic: Huh?
Kirby: Hiya!
Sonic: Woah!
Sonic: Oof!
Sonic: Did you just flip me?! How did you do that?!
Kirby: I know karate.
Sonic: Oh.
Kirby: Anyways, where you following?!
Sonic: You've got it all wrong! I was going to ask you something!
Kirby: Here I was about to pound you to a pulp. Ask away.
Sonic: Do you... want to go on an adventure with me?
Kirby: Wow! Sure!
Kirby: Hey guys I'm going on an adventure be right back!
Darwin: Ok! Just don't be gone to long, Zach will be back any minute.
Darwin: WAIT, WHAT?!
Sonic: Ok, Kirby! If you want to adventure, here's whatcha gotta do.
Kirby: Why can't we go now?
Sonic: Because, hasty.
Kirby: *under breath* Sorry I asked...
Sonic: Huh?
Kirby: Nothing!
Sonic: Now, luckily we've got the greatest inventor of all time!
Kirby: My older brother.
Sonic: No. Tails!
Kirby: That was literally my second guess.
Sonic: Come on!
Tails: Hey, Sonic! Kirby!
Kirby: Wow! What's that?
Kirby: Cool robot!
Tails: That's just Emerl.
Tails: So, what brings you here?
Sonic: We were hoping you could give Kirby here some equipment.
Tails: I thought he was older than you.
Sonic: He's older than me?! That explains why that flip hurt...
Tails: Well, now that that's sorted out, let's get you some gear.
Sonic: Ow! That flip was no good... 
Tails: Here we are!
Kirby: Wow!
Darwin: I can't believe Kirby's going on an adventure!
Darwin: Oh, there you are! Sonic!
Metal Sonic: *looks at Darwin*
Darwin: You look different... Oh, well.
Darwin: Let's go!
Darwin: Come... on...!
Darwin: Woah! Oof!
Metal Sonic: *walks up to him*
Darwin: Something tells me that this is not Sonic. AHHH!!!
*commercial cut*
Kirby: Cool gear but, where's the laser blasters and stuff?
Kirby: I mean, i've got a hand blaster at home!
Tails: How did you get a hand blaster?
Kirby: Not important. That reminds me I should call Darwin.
Tails: How does a hand blaster remind you of your brother?
Darwin: Hey! Let go! I need to get my phone!
Kirby: He's probably goofing off.
Tails: I'll be right back!
Sonic: So, can you teach me that cool flip?
Kirby: Actually, I was a blue belt when I learned it.
Sonic: I'm called the blue blur.
Kirby: That doesn't count, and you know it.
Sonic: Come on! Please?
Kirby: Fine. I'll demonstrate with this boomerang. So it goes like-
(boomerang hits walls and floors)
Both: AHH!!! 
(hits Emerl)
Kirby: Uh, why is he coming near us?
Sonic: I think he's in battle mode! Run!
Both: AHH!!!
Darwin: Wow, trash cans are efficient! 
Darwin: I should have started taking the trash out years ago!
Sonic & Kirby: AHH!!!
(Emerl shoots lasers at them)
Darwin: What is this?! The Terminator?!
Darwin: Take this, metal freakatroid! 
(throws trash can)
Darwin: Ha!
(Metal Sonic runs at him)
Darwin: Uh, oh... AHH!!!
Sonic: I think we lost it...
Kirby: AHH!!!
Sonic: Kirby!
Kirby: Help! He's got my shirt!
Sonic: Ah! He's got me too.
Darwin: *slams the door*
Darwin: Oh, Gosh...
Both: Darwin!
*Metal Sonic busts through the door*
Both: Ooh...
Darwin: Hey, look! A perfect distraction that's totally real!
(Metal Sonic looks for a second)
Darwin: Wow! Robots are really dumb. AHH!!!
(Metal Sonic goes after him)
(Emerl then notices that Sonic & Kirby is gone)
Sonic: Come on! Down here!
Kirby: Oh, man! This can't get any worse!
Sonic: I can. Tails just texted me. He's coming in ten minutes!
Kirby: Note to self: Don't jinx yourself.
*boom*
Both: AHH!!!
Sonic: Hey, Emerl! It's me! Sonic!
Sonic: I... uh... don't think that you would remember right?
Kirby: Super flip!
*crash*
Sonic: Let's put him back.
Kirby: There. 
Tails: I'm back! Looks like everything is still standing!
Sonic: Yep!
Kirby: Nothing weird here.
Darwin: Can't believe all I had to do was turn it off.
Tails: Hey Darwin!
Darwin: Oh, hey Tails. If you excuse me, I have to get to my followers.
Tails: So how about that adventure? When are you going?
Both: NEVER.
== Characters ==
* Sonic 
* Tails
* Kirby
* Darwin
* Metal Sonic
* Emerl (debut)
Category:Story
Category:Episodes