Kakalori Stole 1 Gold!

Kakalori Stole 1 Gold! (カカロリが1ネネ金を盗んだ!) is a reality filler of Part XIII. 
== Story ==
===Pre-Swearing===
Little Yellow ordered "Help! Pizza (Curry Pizza)" although his pets wanted "Savior Pizza (Cheese Pizza)". Kakalori then delivered the food to Little Yellow. When Little Yellow was trying to give 50 Nana Gold to Kakalori, he stole his 1 Nana Gold in an attempt to get extra money. However, Little Yellow realized his 1 Nana Gold disappeared, and decided to report him. Kakalori said that the disappearance has nothing to do with him, and the former realized that the latter deposited the stolen money to his personal bank account. As Little Yellow reports this to the Boss, the latter said that Kakalori was fired a week ago, and promises to ask him about it. Kakalori was then questioned if he stole money.
===First Swear and Death===
====Thunderbolt====
Kakalori firstly swore that if he stole money and is not innocent (and is guilty), he will be struck by lightning. Zeus, outraged when he was used as a scapegoat, summoned a thunderbolt, though he made it miss on purpose.
====Stormy Rain====
Kakalori, shocked, swore once again, that if the same condition meets, there will be heavy rain. Zeus summoned the weather and Poseidon sent stormy rain forth.
====Weather Not Stopping====
Kakalori then swore if the same condition didn't meet, all of the previous weather he swore will stop. But, the thunderbolts and stormy rain did not stop, and in fact got heavier.
====Landslide====
He then swore if the same condition meets, there will be landslide. The Ourea got outraged by the fact that Kakalori challenges them, and caused a heavy landslide.
====Earthquake====
He then swore if the same condition meets, there will be earthquake. Gaia and Bobo Baby then step ferociously to the ground, and with Poseidon's help, a massive earthquake with a Magnitude 10 occurs.
====Out of Luck and Death====
He then swore if the same condition meets, he will be out of luck and die three days later. The Sisters of Fate, namely Lahkesis, who plans his fate before death, Atropos, who plans his death and Clotho, who plans to resurrect him, promises to grant his wish for challenging fate. Thanatos then confirms Kakalori's scheduled death date. Kakalori then fell into a hole, and got pursued by Raptor Gang, including the raptor that attacked Little Micro. Kakalori then got ran over by a car after exiting the hole. Kakalori then flew to outer space, fell down as a result of a crash from a rocket, became a "meteor", but nevertheless still survives the fall. Kakalori then got dragged to death by an aeroplane.
===Second Swear and Death===
This is by far the most intense swear Kakalori has made. He swore if the same condition meets:
*The skies (Zeus) will rain (Poseidon) with thunderstorms (Zeus),
*The earth (Gaia) will shake (Poseidon),
*The heavens (Ouranos) will be attacked by demons (Demonomachy III),
*The Underworld (Hades and Tartarus) will be attacked by gods,
*The mountains (Ourea) will cause landslide,
*The seas (Poseidon, Oceanus, Pontus, Thalassa and Ceto) will be haunted by a killer shark (Acheilus),
*The rivers (Achelous, Tethys and Hydros) will be haunted by the Crocodile Gang (Led by Poseidon-Suchus),
*The lakes (Achelous, Tethys and Hydros) will be haunted by the Crocodile Gang by 1000 times (Led by Poseidon-Suchus),
*The fates (Lahkesis, Atropos and Clotho) will grant Kakalori with bad luck for 4 days and death (Thanatos, Keres, Hades, Iapetus, Chronos and Cronos) on the last day, while getting resurrected (Clotho, Asclepius, Apollo, Chaos, Yellow Oil Cat, Jean Perry, Justine (Big) and Cattermelon Angel) the next day.
Every wish Kakalori made was granted, and ensuing chaos happened throughout Nana Country. Meanwhile, on the first day Kakalori fell into a hole, got chased by Raptor Gang, got ran over by the same car and was hospitalized. On the second day, his leg was tortured by a kid, and until evening the kid left, leaving Kakalori with a sigh of relief. At night, members of the Crocodile Gang bit his leg, severely injuring his injured leg. Meanwhile, it actually woke Kratos who was injured in a bout against Bobo Baby, which they've been doing since the Bobo Baby Challenge. On the third day, an outraged Kratos took out a 5-ton hammer and a screwdriver, hit Kakalori's right leg with the hammer, and stabbed the left leg with the screwdriver. On the fourth and last day, Kakalori was released from the hospital on a wheelchair, and fell into the hole again. This time he was pursued by Raptor Gang, Crocodile Gang and Nana, and Kakalori could run again probably because of adrenaline. After escaping he was ran over by the same car again. Kakalori then flew to outer space, fell down as a result of a crash from a rocket, became a "meteor", but nevertheless still survives the fall. Kakalori then got dragged to death by an aeroplane, while Thanatos was seen grinning before removing his soul. He was resurrected afterwards since Clotho told Atropos to give him another chance.
===Third and Final Swear and Death===
The final swear made, he swore if the same condition meets he will be murdered by a Nana. Later that day he accidentally kissed Ah Loo as they bumped into each other. The Nana then proceeds to execute Kakalori and Ah Loo.
=== Post-Swearing ===
After Kakalori's death, Little Yellow regained his lost money, and no one mourned over his death. The same day after Kakalori died, the gods celebrated with Dionysus as the host of this festive.
== Characters ==
=== Protagonists ===
* Kakalori
=== Antagonists ===
* The Boss (Phone Call)
* Little Yellow
* Apollo
* Eros
* Zeus
* Gaia
* Bobo Baby
* Ouranos
* Tartarus
* Ourea
* Oceanus
* Pontus
* Thalassa
* Ceto
* Acheilus
* Achelous
* Tethys
* Hydros
* Poseidon/Poseidon-Suchus
* Lahkesis
* Atropos
* Clotho
* Thanatos
* Raptor
* Raptor's Twin
* Crocodile Gang
* Nana
* Hades
* Kratos
* Dionysus
=== Supporting Characters ===
* Cattermelon Angel
=== Mentioned Characters ===
* Ah Loo
Category:Comics