Unnamed unused ADWSS episode transcript

An odd ADWSS episode transcript that was never used. It was found under a contributions list and the episode seems like it would be the pilot of the series, however this is false. The grammar was never fixed and it appears it was never finished. The 4 characters introduced in this episode never made an appearance in any other episode and it is unknown what the use of this episode would be.
Enjoy reading.
Also at the bottom is a list of characters found in the ADWSS homepage history. 	 		
−	(The day begins with SpongeBob sleeping. The alarm clock sounds and he wakes up.) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Good Morning Gary 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Gary: Meow 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Good morning Viewers and everyone who watches this program. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(He gets out of bed and makes it then walks downstairs to make him and Gary some breakfast) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Enjoy Gary 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Gary: Meow 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(He eats the breakfast) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: I welcome you all to my new show and not my main one. I know it's just been released but im still here on the first episode you know and....well it hasn't changed. Anyways im so excited (Jumps up and down) for it!!! 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(A knock is heard. SpongeBob opens it.) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Squidward: SpongeBob if you want to Gary to do his buisiness then can you make him do it... AWAY FROM MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Ohh so that's where Gary goes in the morning. Right..... 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Squidward: Whatever . Just keep him off it. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(He leaves and SpongeBob closes the door. he checks the mail then sets it down) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Hmm just bills and taxes... Anyways today is gonna be a great day and i.... (He gets interuppted by another knock). Who can that be now?.  	 		
 	 	 		
−	(He opens to find the mailman.) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Mailman: Package for SpongeBob...umm.. SquarePants?. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Thanks (He signs for it) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(Once that is done he closes the door). 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: So anyways as i was saying it is were gonna have loads of fun and i hope to have loads of brand.... (He gets interuppted by another knock) Can you just go away!!??(He opens it). LISTEN HERE YOU (Dolphin Noise). CAN YOU GO AWAY FOR 1 MINUTE I CAN'T EVEN HERE MYSELF THINK. I REALLY NEED SOME PEACE AND QUIET BUT NO BECAUSE YOU ARE ANNOYYING THE (Dolphin Noise) OUT OF ME SO JUST (Dolphin Noise) GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (His anger leaves him)	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: Wow i must have come to the wrong city. I ain't moving to a place full of bad mouth little children. Im leaving.  (He leaves). 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger 2: Do you kiss your own morther with that mouth?. (He leaves 2) 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob:  Wait!. No!!!. Im sorry i didn't know what came over me. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: You mean that mouth that came over you?. Huh! Goodbye. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: (Begging) No wait!!. Please come back im really sorry i really didn't know what came over me. I didn't mean to shout. Please come back!. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: To our place full of bully's and criminals?. Then you are correct. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob:
 (Almost Crying). What have i done. I hurt someone's feelings. What kind of person am i!? 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: (Comes back). We were just fooling. We think your alright. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: But........What!?. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: You like fun don't you?. We hear bad language all the time from where we used to live. Were just kidding with you. We like to play jokes 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Oh.. wow..but it's not April 1st....ummmmm (Confused).Ok.......Why don't you come in?.. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Stranger: Thanks.. By the way i forgot to introduce us. Im Salted Sausage Dog but everyone calls me salty. My other pals are behind me. (Points to bacon). That's Grilled Bacon Crisp. or Crispy for short. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Crispy: (Waving). Hello. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Salty: And my other pals are in the house other at Number 40 across the road. It's fairly new. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: Well im SpongeBob SquarePants or just SpongeBob for short. 	 		
 	 	 		
−	Crispy: Well you don't look very short. (Laughs). 	 		
 	 	 		
−	(SpongeBob and Salty laugh). 	 		
 	 	 		
−	SpongeBob: So where do you guys come from? 	+		
 	 	 		
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Salty: Fish Angelese,
Salty: A Sausage that lives in the sea. He is smart like Sandy, Happy and playful like SpongeBob and sometimes loves money like Mr Krabs
Crispy: A friend of salty. He is brilliant at cooking anything. He is a crispy bacon with BBQ Sauce arms and feet.
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Gooey: A slimy character who can get upset easialy. Sometimes dumb but sometimes clever. He also tries to be similar to Lary the Lobster but fails a lot. He is a Paint Pallete with paint on and arms and feet
Slimy: A Smiliar personality to Squidward except covered with snot and is a bit evil like Plankton. he is a nose with arms and  	 		
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