Reprisal

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with a red tinted camera pointed at EB)
EB: Hello everybody and welcome back to EVICTED! I’m your host EB and today the challenge is a fight to the death between Granite, the asshole who stole my show, and Steve, the asshole who may have reported me in the first place!
Steve: I did no such thing!
(EB turns around with a smile on his face and points the gun at Steve’s head
Steve: So I may have tipped them off...
EB: SO YOU ADMIT! I’VE SPENT OVER A YEAR PLOTTING MY REVENGE AND NOW I’LL FINALLY HAVE IT!
Granite: You’re crazy, I’m calling the police.
EB: Already took care of that.
(Phone lines are shown to be down)
Granite: What did you do to the contestants?
EB: Sent them to the pocket dimension Steve accidentally found. What did you think that I wasn’t aware?
Steve: Oh shit.
EB: Yeah they’re having a good time. BUT YOU TWO RUINED MY LIFE!
Granite: I think you’re overreacting.
EB: Oh is that so?
(EB shoots Granite in the foot)
Granite: HOLY SH-
EB: Anybody else think I’m “overreacting?”
Steve: Alright EB you’ve made your point, what do you want?
EB: A nice simple showdown between you and Granite. But first, we’re gonna get into my favorite part… RANDOM TRIVIA ABOUT ME!
Steve: Nooooooooo!
(To be continued…)
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