Patrick Vs. The Copyright Infringement

Patrick Vs. The Copyright Infringement is an episode of Mr. Rrarrg!. In this episode, the gang get separated so they must find a way home.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Grr
• Babba
• Rrarrg
• Crazy Fish (Debut)
• Greg Bonnen (Debut)
• Spikes (Debut)
• Lawyer (Debut)
• Judge (Debut)
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with Patrick picking at a loose thread on his shorts)
Patrick: Bro I’m so bored. Ever since Grugg left, things have gotten even more bland around here.
Rrarrg: rararararg (amen)
Patrick: We need a… a… uhh…. (goes braindead)
Babba: babababababa (what about a vacation?)
Patrick: That’s it! We should go on a vacation!
Babba: bababaabba (finally someone agrees with me)
Grr: Grgrgrgrgrgrgrr (but where should we go?)
Patrick: Uhh…. (goes braindead again)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrr (goddamn it Patrick)
TV: Are you bored?
Patrick: Yeah.
TV: Do you need someplace to go?
Patrick: Yuh-huh.
TV: Go to the beach, losers! At Losers’ Beach, you can have someplace to go… for a decent fee!
Babba: baababbbaabababa (decent fee? ew)
Patrick: Yeah, sounds expensive. Let’s just go to Goo Lagoon instead.
TV: dammit that didn't work
(Wave cut to the four of them getting ready to go to Goo Lagoon)
Patrick: Everyone ready?
Babba: (struggling to put on swimming pants) bababababbababa (these are too small)
(Patrick grabs the rug in front of the sofa and throws it around Babba’s waist)
Babba: babba. (yay)
Patrick: Now is everyone ready?
Rrarrg: rrarrrg! (yes!)
Grr: grrrrrrrrrr (whatever)
Patrick: That’s the spirit! Let’s-a go!
(Patrick jumps out of the cave like Mario, and the others follow)
(They finally arrive at Goo Lagoon)
Patrick: Okay lads, we’re here! Now, where do we set our stuff up?
(Rrarrg points at a nice spot near the sea)
Rrarrg: rrarrrrrg? (How about there?)
Patrick: Yeah that looks nice, let’s set our stuff right there.
(They put all their beach supplies at the nice spot, and they all start relaxing on beach blankets)
Grr: grrrrrrrr… (This is nice.)
Babba: baaaaaabaaa… (Yeah, nothing could ever ruin this moment.)
Rrarrg: rrarrrg! (Don’t jinx it!)
(A big wave then comes up and engulfs the four of them)
Rrarrg: rrarrrg (told you)
Patrick: Damn Neptune!
(The wave then splits in two. Rrarrg and Babba get separated from Patrick and Grr, and they get swept to different islands)
Patrick: I’m speechless.
Grr: grrrr (well you said something so you’re definitely not)
Patrick: Bro shut up.
(On the other island)
Rrarrg: rrrraaaarrrrgggg… (great, we’re marooned on some stupid island)
Babba: babbabababaaba (can't be that bad)
(It starts raining)
Babba: bababababa (god fucking damn it)
Rrarrg: rrraaarrarg (let's go in the forest over there before we get soaked)
Babba: babababaab (good idea)
(The two of them head into the forest)
Babba: bababababa (much better)
Rrarrg: rrararararg (so what do we do now?)
Babba: bababababa (I guess we just wait for someone to come and rescue us)
Rrarrg: rrararararrg? (so what do we do in the meantime?)
(Babba sees a round shaped object in the distance)
Babba: Bababbabababa? (how about we play with that ball?)
Rrarrg: rrarararrg (seems totally safe to me let’s do it)
(they go over to the "ball")
Babba: bababbab (wait a minute this isn’t a ball)
(the "ball" turns around and is revealed to be a rock creature)
Rock creature: who dares call me a ball
Babba: baba- (shi-)
Narrator: Meanwhile….
(we cut to patrick and grr)
Grr: grrr….. (literally translates to grrr)
Patrick: Wow you actually said grr for once. Good job.
Grr: grgrgrgrgr (no you idiot i’m just pissed off that we’re STUCK HERE!)
Patrick: Oh. Wait how come i can understand you 
Grr: grgrgrggrgrgrgr (i don't know)
Patrick: Ok, that's not important. we need to find a way to get out of here
Grr: grrgrgrgrg (boat?)
Patrick: Maybe, if we could build one. But I’m not good at building.
(a fish jumps out of the bushes)
(patrick and grr get startled)
Fish: then you need to go find the legendary (coughs hardly) greg bonnen.
Patrick: Where can we find this 'greg bonnen' guy?
Fish: you need to (coughs) go through the river of hakulsds and go from (coughs) there
(shot to that river which is very spiky)
Patrick: oh damn
Fish: good luck (laughs crazily and jumps back into the bushes)
Patrick: Well it’s time to go through that river
Grr: grrgrgrgrgrg (but how?)
Patrick: (shrugs) I dunno. Let’s take a look around.
(Grr and Patrick go through much of the area around them to look for something to ride on)
Grr: grgrgrgrr! (hey I found a surfboard!)
(Grr pulls out a half-broken surfboard that is barely big enough for the two of them)
Patrick: Great! But it looks kinda small
Grr: grgrgrgrrgrgr (guess we’re gonna have to deal with it)
Patrick: Great.
(The two of them hop onto the surfboard, very close to each other)
Patrick: I can’t breathe!
Grr: grrgrgrgr (I can breathe just fine)
Patrick: your crotch is right above me
Grr: grgrrrgrrgrgrgrr (the fuck is a crotch)
Patrick: i don't know
(They start heading down the river, dodging spikes and stuff)
Patrick: who would put spikes on a river?
(they go by a couple of spikes)
Spike 1: that guy was rude
Spike 2: yeah
(back to them surfing down the river, while beeline for the treeline is sung poorly by whoever the fuck is singing it)
Patrick: The spikes aren’t the problem anymore, it’s this stupid music!
Lil Hoopla: Yo I’m just trying to make some money on the side, mang. Don’t diss my gig.
(Grr throws a stone at the singer and he dies)
Patrick: good riddance
(Cut back to Rrarrg and Babba, who are running away from the rock creature)
Babba: babababbabaa (this was a bad idea!)
Rrarrg: rrararararg! (I just wanted to do something fun!)
Rock creature: I will smash your anus into bits! I am the lord of Peepee Island!
Babba: babababababab (wait Peepee Island? What kind of name is that?)
Rock creature: I named it and I’m very proud of it.
(rrarrg laughs)
Rock Creature: SILENCE
Rrarrg: ..
Rock creature: Anyway, since I am the owner of this island, I will exterminate BOTH of you!
Rrarrg: rarrararg (oh shi-)
(cut to patrick and grr)
Patrick: well we're here. 
(shot of a sign saying GREG BONNEN THIS WAY)
Patrick: come on let's go
(patrick hops off the surfboard)
Grr: grrgrgrgrgr (where is he?)
Patrick: Come on, just a little bit further.
(A few steps later, and they see Greg taking a shower)
Greg Bonnen: dododo-
(he sees patrick and grr)
Greg Bonnen: AH!
Patrick: uh hi, we heard you could help save us from this island.
Greg: Uhh… (puts on a towel) Indeed I can.
Grr: grgrgrgr (hurray!)
Greg: Long story short, there’s this really big wave called the Monster Wave.
Patrick: uh huh. Sounds familiar.
Greg: Hush, pink boy. Anyway, the Monster Wave is what put you guys on this island in the first place. And now you need to confront it.
Grr: grrgrgrgr (confront it how?)
Greg: Just… keep… breathing.
Patrick: (breathes)
Grr: (also breathes)
Patrick: This is boring.
Greg: Yeah I know. Just keep doing it.
(2 hours later…)
Grr: (yawn) Grrr…. (jesus christ i’m tired can we go to sleep now?)
Greg: No. You must get back home now.
Patrick: Wait, aren't we forgetting someone?
(cut to babba and rrarrg being chased by the rock creature again)
Patrick: eh probably not
Grr: grrrgrgrgr (then let’s go!)
Patrick: alright!
(patrick falls down a hole)
Patrick: i'm okay!
(cut back to babba and rrarrg)
Rrarrg: rrarrraarrrggg! (if this is our last chance to speak to each other, I just wanna say…)
Babba: baabbbbaababa (Say what?)
Rrarrg: rrrarrraagg (That…)
Rrarrg: rararaggargargarg (i accidently shoved your toothbrush up my-)
Rock creature: That’s disgusting.
(cut back to patrick and grr)
Patrick: Okay that was a disaster of a beach trip, but we’re finally gonna get back home now. (brushes the dirt off of him from falling in the hole)
Grr: grr (hey what’s that?)
Patrick: Hey what’s what?
(Patrick notices a giant wave in the distance)
Greg: Now’s your chance. Goodbye, you two. Toodle-loo. (vanishes)
Patrick: No, wait! Oh, no!
(The giant Monster Wave keeps growing and growing as it approaches the shore)
Random crab: Money money money! (hides in a bush)
Patrick: Mr. Krabs?! Oh, it’s just a stupid crab.
(The wave approaches even closer now)
Grr: grrrgrgrg (so this is how it all ends. By a giant wave.)
Patrick: Wait, if we’re underwater, how can there be a-?
(Grr screams as the wave is just a few meters from them)
Patrick: Shit, I gotta do something and fast! Quick, brain, work!
(Inside his brain, several SpongeBob music tracks start playing at once as he tries to remember what happened last time)
Patrick’s brain: I got it!
(Patrick pulls out a pair of bongos from his crotch, don’t ask, and starts playing something)
Monster Wave: Oh that beat is pretty bodacious, yo. Totally tubular, man. Right on.
Grr: grrrr (what the fuck is going on)
(Patrick keeps playing the bongos, and the Monster Wave starts shrinking down in size until it turns back into a normal wave)
Wave: Yoooooo, that was lit mate! Right on!
Patrick: Please never say anything ever again.
Grr: grrgrgrgrgrgrr (well it’s about time we get home, I guess. That was a long one)
Patrick: Yeah. (gasps) WE FORGOT RRARRG AND BABBA!
Grr: grrgrgrgrgr (you’re really dumb aren’t you)
Patrick: Hey don’t rub it in, pal.
(Cut back to Rrarrg and Babba on the other island)
Rock creature: IT IS TIME FOR YOUR DEMISE!
Rrarrg: rrarrrg! (pff… welp.)
(The rock creature grabs the two and throws them)
Rock creature: Good riddance, fuckers!
Patrick: (sighs) I guess they’re gone for now. Gotta go find them now, I guess.
(Rrarrg and Babba fall on top of Patrick)
Patrick: You’re… crushing… my… everythings! (gets up) You’re okay! (hugs Rrarrg and Babba)
Babba: baababababa (there was this rock creature that wanted to kill us but just ended up throwing us instead)
Patrick: Wow what a pussy. Anyways it’s time we get back home now.
(the rock creature approaches from behind but before it could get patrick. we cut to the mountains)
Patrick: Wow, that was a close one! It's a miracle we made it back home in one piece!
Rrarrg: rraaaarrrr- (I couldn't have put it any better myse-)
(the front door is busted open and lawyers fill the room, one of them approaches Patrick)
Lawyer: This is the Nickelodeon legal team, we are here to inform you that this episode is breaching our copyright as the plot is identical to the 2009 SpongeBob SquarePants episode "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One". Due to this breach of copyright law, we shall be taking you to court.
Patrick: Eh, we'll likely win anyway because this is a fanfictio- (cut to Patrick in court)
Judge: For breaching Nickelodeon's copyright, you will now have to give them all of your money to pay for damages.
Patrick: Damn it! 
(credits roll, episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This episode is very similar to the real episode Spongebob Squarepants vs. The Big One
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