Jasper's Moving Day

This is the fourth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
(Short starts with Jasper promoting his show on main street)
'''
Jasper: Hey everybody! Look here! New episodes!
'''
CalmStar: Meh, looks nice, maybe later.
'''
Jasper: God damn! Blabba-Squabba-Crabba-Flabba!
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CalmStar: watch your langwang
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Jasper: It’s LANGWING! STUPID! I’M GOING HOME!
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(Jasper goes home to take a bath)
'''
Jasper: Ahh, how relaxing.
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Primitive: Yes, these are very relaxing photos!
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Jasper: AAHH! THAT’S IT! I’M MOVING OUT OF HERE!
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(Jasper gets out and packs his bags)
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Jasper: Alright, I’ll be moving to a little island off the coast of Goo Lagoon! It has a beautiful beach, cool parties, nice people, and a great town!
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(Later)
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Jasper: Here we are.
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Rube: Hello, I’ll be your tour guide!
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Jasper: Hmm, you seem familiar, I don’t know if I have seen you or if I’m in a “zone” right now.
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Rube: Well isn’t that just an AMAZING feeling? Now, meet my assistant! 
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Hoopla: HOOPLA! 
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Jasper: Ow, my ears!
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Hoopla: SORRY I’M JUST SO EXCITED. I finally got a job!
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Zoopla: Woo! Go Hoopla!
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Woopla: I wish I had a job…
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Jasper: Ugh, why are you so annoying?
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Rube: Here we have the main attraction, the beach. With some gorgeous waves-
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Hoopla: Did you know a wave brought me here and then I tried surfing but failed which let me to an underwater pirate ship and-
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Jasper: SHUT UP! Where is your character development?
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Hoopla: My what?
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Rube: Well um, over here we have the hotel named “Hotel Paradise!”.
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Hoopla: That’s where me and my parents stayed until I liked my room so much I just bought it and turned it into an apartment room-
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Jasper: You are making me so angry! Is everyone like this?
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Rube: Heh heh, well uh, over here you’ll see the jungle. It is thought to have only flowers, trees and plants in it, as there are no other animals found-
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Hoopla: Well actually there’s this tribe called-
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Jasper: ENOUGH! How many days will I the greatesthavetoputupwiththisimeanitsdamncrazyandnoiwontwatchmylangwangwhichitisactuallylangwingsojustshaddupcallupcrazyspongebringhimoverhereandtellhimtofixthisabsolutenonsense! 
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Rube: Um, I’m gonna just bring you to your apartment.
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Jasper: Good grief.
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Hoopla: Make sure to watch my musi-
'''
Jasper: NO!
(end)
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