Mount DIE

Mount DIE, is well a people die. It is the most hardest mountain to climb, so there is a 99% chance you will die climbing this mountain, so please do not try it. If you were to die on this mountain you'd most likely fall to your death in the lava because of your weight. However, if you don't fall then you will be pushed off the mountain by lava trolls. This is what happens when you feed the trolls, so don't feed the trolls. But you will feed the trolls anyway because you are a snotty little kid. But If you do listen to me and NOT feed the trolls, then you will be killed by Ganon's Clone when you reach the top. There is nothing you can do to avoid Ganon's Clone, so your best chance to do it is by killing Ganon's Clone, which is a 0000000000000000000000000000000000.1 chance of victory. So if you think about climbing Mount DIE, then you will DIE. It is located in East Brazil, and only a few guys been here.
== History ==
Mount DIE was discovered by Dora the Explorer in 1482. She couldn't make it to the top though, as she would always DIE. Dora, after many DIES finally quit. All of the N00bs heard about this and thought they could climb up mount DIE. Big Boy FAil. 21,452 noobs died. Whoops! :)
== Trivia ==
* Sackboy once climbed Mt. Die, but then he realized it was a dream.
* Weegee likes Mt. Die as a vacation spot.
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