Why Does He Wear the Mask?

"Why Does He Wear the Mask?" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
Most of the article acts as a parody of the plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises, with "Weird Al" Yankovic in place of the CIA operative, King Dedede in place of Bane, Reggie Fils-Aimé in place of Barsad, and Dr. Piccolo in place of Dr. Pavel.
The scene glitches out right before the plane would've been hijacked, cutting back to the real world. Dr. Piccolo was apparently performing a checkup on Weird Al, when MissingNo.'s presence caused the related contestants to experience the same hallucination.
==Transcript==
*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*
*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*
*Al has a moment of realization.*
——
*The plane is mid-air. The three hooded men kneel on the ground in front of Weird Al.*
*Weird Al opens the plane cargo door.*
*He hangs the first hooded man outside of the door and points a gun at his head.*
*Nothing. Weird Al fires the gun out the door and yanks the 1st hooded man back in.*
*Al grabs the second hooded man.*
*Nothing.*
*The third hooded man speaks.*
*Weird Al pulls off his hood to reveal…*
*The plane lurches. *
*Dedede whips out his hammer.*
——–
*BANG BANG BANG*