EnergeticBob

"EnergeticBob" is a Spin-Off Kings entry by and a future The Naughty Nautical Neighbors season 3 episode. 
SpongeBob: [wakes up] I'm ready!
Gary: [bored] Meow.
SpongeBob: Aw, Gary. You don't look very active. 
Gary: [yawns]
[TV flashes up and turns on an advert about energetic pills]
Guy on TV: Hey! Do you want to wake up early once a day, every day?!
SpongeBob: Yes. 
Guy on TV: When you are active, do you want to be the fastest runner ever?!
SpongeBob: Yes!
Guy on TV: Do you want your pill to help you reach work on time?!
SpongeBob: DOUBLE YES! [excited]
Guy on TV: Then try our new, energetic pill! Only $10.99! In your stores now!
[TV advert ends; TV turns off]
SpongeBob: Sounds cool!
French narrator: One store trip later.
SpongeBob: Here Gary pal. I got one for you and for me.
Gary: [sleeps]
[SpongeBob stuffs pill into Gary's mouth. Gary wakes up and runs like a race car out of the pineapple.]
SpongeBob: [amazed.] I guess it worked! Time for me to try one! [swallows] Woah! [runs very quickly with a trail of flames behind him.]
SpongeBob: [runs into the Krusty Krab which then burns down because of the flames.]
Mr. Krabs: What just happene- [notices spoiled money] AHHHHHH! Me money! How dare you spongeboy!
SpongeBob: [Still running quickly in circles.] Ah, I'm sorry Mr. K. This table makes me hardly contain my self.
Mr. Krabs: GET OUT!
SpongeBob: [sighs] [continues running and takes out cell phone] Hmm.... let me call Squidward! [dials] Hey Squidward! Mind opening your door?
Squidward: Why?
[A split second later SpongeBob smashes through door and Squidward's house falls down as it isn't stabilized as SpongeBob made a huge hole through it.]
Squidward: [yells] Oh look what you've done!
SpongeBob: Sweet dreams! Have fun sleeping on the carpet tonight! [smirks]
Squidward: You moron! Wait till you here from my lawyer!
Patrick: Great work SquareBob! You got the timing right! Perfect finale for Annoy Squidward Day!
SpongeBob: [winks]
Squidward: Grrrrr! [head explodes like a balloon]
SpongeBob: [starts sweating] Woooo! I guess it's time to stop running! [tries to stop] Ugh. How can I stop this thing? Hmmmm.... [day dreams] 
French narrator: A few minutes later. 
[SpongeBob ran all across Bikini Bottom, spreading the flames created by the high friction of his running. He doesn't realize until now....]
SpongeBob: I know what to dooo- AH! What happened?!
Fred: MY LEG!
SpongeBob: Sorry fred. 
Fred: [shouts] You filthy animal! Look what you've done!
SpongeBob: [curiously] What?
Fred: Look around you, you brainless bottomfeeder! Get out of here you hairless sheep!
SpongeBob: [sobs] Ugh, what have I done? How silly of me to buy this cheap pill. And worst of all, I still haven't found Gary.... [continues sobbing]
[SpongeBob runs right into Patrick's rock but instead of destroying it, he just leaves a bad mark on it. He jammed himself so hard that he was stuck.]
SpongeBob: [muffled] HELP! Save me! 
Patrick: Hi.
SpongeBob: [desperately] Save me! Save me Patrick! It's hard breath! I'm stuck!
Patrick: Don't worry Pal.
SpongeBob: [worried] What are you gonna do? Call the fire department? The police station? The hospital?!
Patrick: Ah, my Spongey friend. I like to do things the ol' fashioned way haha.
[Patrick pulls SpongeBob who's wedged into his rock by his feet and manages to break free!]
Patrick: There ya go! [drools]
SpongeBob: Thanks!
Patrick: No problem!
SpongeBob: Say, have you seen Gary by any chance?
Patrick: Oh. [nervously] Would he happen to be a Snail?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Patrick: [relieved] Ah, I hate him of course.
SpongeBob: [freaks out.] You did WHA-?! [faints]
French narrator: Ten hours later....
Patrick: [drinks so much soda.] [burps incredibly loud and Gary flies out with worn out slime.] Ah, there you are Gary! [winks]
[During the night, while Squidward is sleeping on a rock bed, Patrick placed Gary on his head who then slithers all over the place making Squidward have an allergic reaction due to his allergies. In the morning, Squidward wakes up and....]
Squidward: [wakes up] [feels something icky and sticky] Hmmmm.. what's this? [gets a mirror and notices the spots on his face] CURSE YOU PATRICK!
[episode ends]
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