The Pool

The Pool is an NKC short written by AllisonLoaded, and is the 5th short of the NKC Penis Shorts collection. It released July 27th, 2022.
==Plot==
Two residents try swimming in the NKC Pool.
==Script==
(Short begins with two fish, named Josh and James, sitting in the middle of the road, sweating)
Josh: Man, is it hot today.
James: You said it! 
Josh: How do you suggest we cool down on such a hot day like this?
James: Hmmm… Oh, wait- I know.
Josh: Spill it out, dude! I’m dying here!
James: Doesn’t this town have, like, a public pool?
Josh: Shit, you’re right- It DOES! Though, I’ve never seen anyone over there for some reason.
James: Oh, I’m sure it’s nothing. Think of all the hardcore naked gay Family Guy Chris Griffin roleplay sex we can have in there!
(They both stare at the camera before the scene cuts to them walking downtown in swimtrunks)
James: How much further? My feet hurt like a motherfucker.
Josh: I don’t think we’re too far. This pool isn’t on any maps.
James: What? Really?
Josh: Yeah, I’m looking on my phone now. This damned pool isn’t anywhere on this map!
James: Strange. So how do you know how much further we are?
Josh: I can smell chlorine!
James: You mean the chlorine smell that’s intoxicated our city for years to the point that the air is just BARELY safe to breathe?
Josh: Yes, James, I get it, this town fucking sucks.
James: I was just asking.
Josh: (Sniffs air) We’re close! Over here!
(Cut to them running towards the pool, which is fenced off by rusty fencing; the pool itself is full of water, however it is tinted a dark green and is not see through at all; around the pool surrounds broken lifeguard stands, chairs, and outlines for dead bodies)
James: Jeesh. This place is a dump.
Josh: Yeah, no kidding. But it’s still a pool!
James: Dude, I really wouldn’t swim in that pool.
Josh: Yeah? And why not?
James: Look how fucking green the water is. Who knows how many diseases and STDs are hiding in that thing!
Josh: A pool’s a pool. Now help me get this fence open.
(The two struggle to pull the fence open, when James cuts his finger on the rusty fence. He begins screaming in agony)
Josh: Dude, it’s just a little scrape. You’re being melodramatic.
James: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OW OW OW OW OW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS HURT SO BAD???????
Josh: Wimp. I’m gonna try to bust this gate open.
James: OH GOD, I THINK SOMETHING IS ALIVE IN MY FINGER!
(Josh bursts the fence open and successfully enters the pool)
Josh: We’re in! You brought your towels, James? (No response) James..?
(Josh looks over at his shoulder, and James is on the floor rolling around the ground, still screaming in agony)
Josh: Man, James, it’s JUST A FUCKING CUT. 
James: GET ME TO A HOSPITAL!! SOMETHING’S ALIVE INSIDE ME!!
Josh: Whatever. You do you. I’m gonna enjoy this pool!
(James vomits profusely as he passes out)
Josh: James, watch! I’m gonna cannonball! 
(Josh jumps in the pool to cannonball; he surfaces spitting out the water)
Josh: THIS WATER TASTES LIKE BOILED SHIT! Well, at least I’m cooled off, I suppose. Ah, time to enjoy a nice swim!
(Josh does some backstrokes while James is spazzing out on the floor; eventually Josh gets out)
Josh: Ah, that was so relaxing. Nothing beats a nice dip in a-
(Out of nowhere, a man with a knife runs in and stabs Josh, taking his wallet; Josh falls into the pool and doesn’t resurface, while James is still spazzing out, turning a dark green color, as his eyes turn dead yellow, before he collapses on the floor; eventually a man in a business suit walks onscreen)
Businessman: You see what happened to these two gentlemen? Let this be a reminder to all of you NKC folk to NEVER go to the NKC Public Pool; There is only a 2% chance you’ll make it out with your life! This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Committee To Keep People The Fuck Out Of NKC; Seriously, don’t come here. Seriously. 
(Episode ends)
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