Undercover Blunder

Episode 4 of SBFW Ultimate.
== Transcript ==
(Camera opens in Jack’s House, now renamed the SBFW Crib.)
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Crazy: so what do you guys think of the name i thought of?
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Jack: I did not give permission for this.
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SBCA: Neither did I.
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Crazy: o just shut your yaps.
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Jasbre: Lock! This is more evidence to demote Crazy from leader!
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Lock: Huh? What did you say? I was too concentrated on the lable ship.
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Jasbre: Ugh. 
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Crazy: i clearly created the name and bought this house legally. Totally.
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Jasbre: Write that down, write that down!
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Lock: Uhh, uhhhhh... (Lock is just scribbling an angry stick figure stabbing another stick figure, with the word KNIFE above)
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(Meanwhile…)
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Spy: Boss, it is time for me to infiltrate. They are distracted, and I can disguise as one of their friends, “Purps”.
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???: Good. Make sure to kidnap several. We need that power. Now go!
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Spy: Yes sir.
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(Later that day…)
Travis: Come on Matchy, admit it. You fap in class.
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Matchy: No I don’t.
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Travis: Yes, you do.
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[bert]: back off man, he doesn’t fap in class. but me, i do. he, does not.
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Travis: You guys are the same people. So you just admitted!
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[bert]: i am shocked and appalled. 
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(The doors of the SBFW Crib fly open)
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Para: Who’s that?
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“Purps”: It is I, your friend known as Purps.
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Polar: Wow, that was a quick recovery.
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“Purps”: DO NOT QUESTION ME!
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Polar: Huh. Well alright.
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Crazy: hey purps, you seem a bit...off.
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“Purps”: No no, everything is fine and ok. I am fine and ok.
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Jasbre: It must be something with his head, after all that’s where he was mostly injured.
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“Purps”: Nope. I am fine. If I was not fine, then why would I be here?
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Crazy: idk.
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“Purps” THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! Now, if you would like free Discord Nitro, follow me.
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Jasbre: No one would be that stup-
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(All Plutos run towards where “Purps” is)
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Jasbre: Ok, we gotta do something about “Purps”. That is definitely not him.
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Crazy: STRANGER DANGER PLUTOS!
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Matchy: Oh no, they’re wearing airpods, they can’t hear you.
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…
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Pluto: So, what’s the code.
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Discord Pluto: Will Nitro give me access to hot Panini pics?
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ZPW Pluto: If this is a scam, can I have it? Because I’m the Terrible Pluto.
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“Purps”: Oh cut the crap and shut up!
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Clubhouse Pluto: Hey! You can only swear during the Bleep Off song!
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“Purps”: Crap is not a swear! Now, if you excuse me, get in the bag.
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Pluto: Is this legal?
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ZPW Pluto: No, you can not get Discord Nitro for free.
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Pluto: No I mean the bag stuff.
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“Purps”: GET IN THE DAMN BAG ALREADY!
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(Crazy breaks down the closet door)
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Crazy: not so fast.
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Lock: Wow, you’re actually doing something good!
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Vanessa: stfu goomba.
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Jasbre: We figured you weren’t Purps, because we called the hospital, and they said he’s still there.
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“Purps”: You will never take me alive, I have a gun.
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Travis: Checkmate.
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(BANG!)
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Jasbre: YOU JUST SHOT A PERSON!
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Crazy: cool travis has a gun.
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Lock: Lable is even stronger now.
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Travis: In the name of greater good.
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“Purps”: Ouch. I am in so much pain right now.
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Travis: Time to see who this is. (Pulls off mask)
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Jasbre: Who is this guy?
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Travis: I have no idea.
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Crazy: no...it can’t be…
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Jasbre: You know them?
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Crazy: Yellow244.
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Yellow244: Indeed it is.
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Crazy: then that means…
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(A person breaks through the roof)
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CalmStar: q. or. ew hoopla. It is I, Your opposite!
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Lock: I like his tastes.
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Crazy: don’t get into it.
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(CalmStar throws down a ladder from the helicopter he jumped from.)
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CalmStar: Come Yellow, we’ll fix you up.
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Yellow244: See you guys (cough), later. Hahaha!
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(They leave)
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Matchy: Well that’s a problem.
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(Another person slams the door open, everyone grabs a weapon)
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Jasbre: Come at us.
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(Purps comes out)
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Purps: Hey guys, I’m back!...Um, was there a Dunces and Dragons party?
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Bot: Still up for sale! Anyone wanna buy? Hello?
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Jasbre: Thank god it’s actually you.
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Purps: By the way, where are the plutos?
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Lock: Crazy, did-
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Travis: you-
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Jasbre: forget-
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Matchy: them?
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Crazy: ...ah fu-
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