The Grim Adventures of Plants vs. Zombies Chapter 1

Chapter 0: Cold Opening
In the Underworld, Satan was bored and thought of something stupid, so he decided to accidentally bring Jack O Lantern back to life and send Jack back to the real world. Jack came back, and looked for revenge on his enemies, Billy, Mandy and Grim. He laughed evilly as the thunder crashed.
Chapter 1: Prologue
(At Billy's House)
Billy was in the living room, playing golf with Grim's scythe as the golf club. Billy used Grim's scythe to whack an apple, which knocked down a picture on the wall after he hit it.
"Oh, he nails that one! Now, all he needs is one more shot and he'll win the Continental Breakfast Golf Tournament," Billy said.
Billy whacked another apple with Grim's scythe, and it hit Harold (Billy's dad) on the forehead as he entered the room. Harold fell to the floor after the apple hit him.
"Dad!" Billy shouted before rushing over to his father. "YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE TOURNAMENT!"
Harold awakened and confiscated Grim's scythe from Billy.
"Look, Billy, I'm going underwear shopping for a couple of hours so while I'm gone, you'll be the man of the house and I suggest you act like it," Harold said.
"Man of the house? Does that mean I get to wear your lucky pants?" Billy asked.
"No, I'm the one who wears the pants in this family. You just keep an eye on things while I'm gone AND KEEP YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF MY PANTS!" Harold shouted before leaving the house.
"So, that's a 'yes'?" Billy wondered.
Billy rushed into Harold's bedroom and took Harold's lucky pants from his closet. Billy started fooling around and while doing so, he tripped on a doll, fell down the stairs and landed on the blade of Grim's scythe, which tore a hole in Harold's pants and got stuck in them. Billy screamed when he saw the damage done to his dad's lucky pants.
"DAD'S PANTS!" Billy yelled. "What am I gonna do? Dad's gonna sell my organs if he finds out I ripped his lucky pants! There's only one video game character who can help me now."
In the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and friends were hosting their own problem-solving service. The phone rang and Mario answered it. Billy was on the other line.
"Hello? Super Mario Pesky Problem Fixers" Mario said.
"Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix it for one lousy buck." Waluigi said after taking the phone from Mario.
"Uh…I don’t know where to find a male deer," Billy replied.
Wario took the phone from Waluigi. "We're talking about money, you idiot," he said as Luigi took the phone from him.
"Oh...I don’t know where to find that either," Billy said.
Luigi was shocked and said "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE BROKE? Hey, if you’re looking for charity, call the plants from "Plants vs. Zombies"! They're cheap."
Luigi hung up on Billy.
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