WotW: Week 14

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Weak of the Week: 04/09/2015 	Weak of the Week: 04/09/2015
 	
Joseph Phoenix 	Joseph Phoenix
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
FELLA! I heard that WWE's Sheamus recently returned and changed his look, but this is ridiculous. Who knew a wrestler repackage would be Weak of the Week. ...Wait, the monkeys in the truck are telling me that this guy is not Sheamus, he's actually a Champions Online player called Joseph Phoenix Recognition. WAIT! My mistake, he didn't actually find some way to make his last name gigantic and blue, that's actually a sign he's standing in front of. His name is Just Joe. Er- just Joseph Phoenix. What ever his name is, Someone needs to Brouge Kick this weakling back into the tailor because that outfit clearly isn't finished. As bad as that outfit is, at least we know Joseph Phoenix is an honest man. I mean, your shirt and cape are on fire, but not your pants. Much like Sir Mix-a-Lot, you clearly can not lie or your pants would also be aflame. Or so I'm told. Now that I get a better look at him, it seems as if the flames are actually emitting from his crotch. He may have some kind of wicked STD and should get that checked out before he infects all the other heroes with hot crotch. I guess he isn't lying when he says he has the "Hot Stuff."This character is kind of strange because recently we've been toying with a fire-based character with red hair and fire themed tights: this outfit at least let's me see what not to do with that look. Then again, a blackredder Sheamus with DJ Rockdaspot flame textures all over his body named just some random guy's name never really entered my mind. Sure, that neckbeard NPC behind him seems to think that his outfit it pretty boss, but Defender can't even look him in the eye. Though he doesn't really seem to care about much other than standing there with his arms crossed, seemingly mocking us with an emote we cannot do. He almost stands around doing nothing as much as Caliga and Linda.Joseph Phoenix. That's it? That's all you could come up with? Who is he Marcus Phoenix's Sheamus-resembling brother? Why not just Phoenix? Or better yet, base your name out your outfit design and call him Phoenix in my Pants.	FELLA! I heard that WWE's Sheamus recently returned and changed his look, but this is ridiculous. Who knew a wrestler repackage would be Weak of the Week. ...Wait, the monkeys in the truck are telling me that this guy is not Sheamus, he's actually a Champions Online player called Joseph Phoenix Recognition. WAIT! My mistake, he didn't actually find some way to make his last name gigantic and blue, that's actually a sign he's standing in front of. His name is Just Joe. Er- just Joseph Phoenix. What ever his name is, Someone needs to Brouge Kick this weakling back into the tailor because that outfit clearly isn't finished. As bad as that outfit is, at least we know Joseph Phoenix is an honest man. I mean, your shirt and cape are on fire, but not your pants. Much like Sir Mix-a-Lot, you clearly can not lie or your pants would also be aflame. Or so I'm told. Now that I get a better look at him, it seems as if the flames are actually emitting from his crotch. He may have some kind of wicked STD and should get that checked out before he infects all the other heroes with hot crotch. I guess he isn't lying when he says he has the "Hot Stuff."This character is kind of strange because recently we've been toying with a fire-based character with red hair and fire themed tights: this outfit at least let's me see what not to do with that look. Then again, a blackredder Sheamus with DJ Rockdaspot flame textures all over his body named just some random guy's name never really entered my mind. Sure, that neckbeard NPC behind him seems to think that his outfit it pretty boss, but Defender can't even look him in the eye. Though he doesn't really seem to care about much other than standing there with his arms crossed, seemingly mocking us with an emote we cannot do. He almost stands around doing nothing as much as Caliga and Linda.Joseph Phoenix. That's it? That's all you could come up with? Who is he Marcus Phoenix's Sheamus-resembling brother? Why not just Phoenix? Or better yet, base your name out your outfit design and call him Phoenix in my Pants.
Offences 	Offences
• Blackredder• Just Some Guy• Default Man 	• Blackredder• Just Some Guy• Default Man
How to Improve 	How to Improve
I honestly don't know how to improve an outfit if you're dead set on using that stupid flame texture. I've never used it on a character yet, and don't really see how you could even make a good outfit with it. Just make a fire based guy without it. 	I honestly don't know how to improve an outfit if you're dead set on using that stupid flame texture. I've never used it on a character yet, and don't really see how you could even make a good outfit with it. Just make a fire based guy without it.
Category:Weak of the Week