Welcome Aboard

Welcome Aboard is the first episode of The Krusty Krew and aired on March 15, 2013 on Nickelodoen at 7/6c. The next episode will be The Treasure Map.
== Plot ==
The Krusty Krab hasn't been doing well in the past months. With no money coming in, Mr. Krabs decides to go with his Plan B. To become a pirate and search of treasure. Mr. Krabs needs a crew to fund his expedition. He convinces SpongeBob come along with him. SpongeBob is so excited he goes to tell his friends. SpongeBob is able to get Patrick to join, but he had to convince Sandy. He told her that the money they find can be used to scientific advancement. Sandy accepts. Several days later, when they're going to leave, the Krusty Krab transforms into a pirate ship and sails off. Squidward was sleeping in his post woke up, unaware of what Mr. Krabs was doing. He asks to get off but Mr. Krabs refuses. The Krusty Kruiser sails off into the South Pacific Ocean.
== Transcript ==
[Mr. Krabs is face planted on the door, Squidward is sleeping at the register, and SpongeBob is still flipping burnt out Krabby Patties.]
Mr. Krabs: [weeping] It's been months since a costumer has ordered a Krabby Patty.
Squidward: [waking up] Well, of course. The food here is so terrible, I'm surprised they were here as long as they were.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, be quiet, Mr. Squidward. [Mr. Krabs walks off to his office, and pulls out something from his drawer.] Well, I said this when I was younger, if owning a restaurant doesn't work out, I can always do my Plan B.
SpongeBob: What's your Plan B, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: [Yelling in surprise] SpongeBob, how many times have I told you not to sneak up on me like that?
SpongeBob: One thousand-three hundred-and-sixty-seven times.
Mr. Krabs: Okay.
SpongeBob: So what's your Plan B, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: To be a pirate and get as much booty as I can.
SpongeBob: You know, Mrs. Puff...
Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, boy. Treasure!
SpongeBob: Oh, I see. [walking away and waving hand] Well, goodbye Mr. Kra-
Mr. Krabs: [grabbing SpongeBob and pulling him back] Why don't you be one of me crew members?
SpongeBob: Is that dangerous?
Mr. Krabs: Not at all. You just have to do the dirty work for me.
SpongeBob: Hmm, that sounds nice.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, it does. Why don't you go and tell your friends to also become crew members.
SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Krabs.
[Bubbles cut to SpongeBob heading over to Patrick's house]
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. What-cha' doin'?
Patrick: Oh, just sitting.
SpongeBob: Cool, can I sit with you?
Patrick: Okay
SpongeBob: [SpongeBob sits down]
[46 seconds pass]
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Wanna become a pirate?
Patrick: [jumping up with joy] Oh, boy, do I!
SpongeBob: Good, just come over to the Krusty Krab tomorrow.
Patrick: Okay! [sits back down]
[Commercial Break]
[Bubbles show SpongeBob coming into Sandy's treedome]
Sandy: Howdy, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy. What-cha' doin'?
Sandy: Just about to eat this cherry-blueberry-raspberry pie. Wanna slice?
SpongeBob: Sure. [SpongeBob sits down at the table]
Sandy: Let me get some refreshments and cookies. [Sandy gets up, walks in her tree, and returns with milk and cookies] So is there something y'all wanted to talk about?
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs is going to become a pirate is going to look for treasure and he needs a crew.
Sandy: [lowering eyebrows] Aaannd?
SpongeBob: ...and I was thinking, since your so smart, you could-
Sandy: [getting up and yelling] I'm not going to become a pirate!
SpongeBob: Why not, Sandy?
Sandy: First, it's wrong to steal, second, pirates get scurvy and all sorts of disease-
SpongeBob: But, Sandy, this is a real nice opportunity.
Sandy: I'm not going to be one of Mr. Krabs crew members.
SpongeBob: [folding hands] Please?
Sandy: No.
SpongeBob: Pretty please?
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Sandy: NO!
SpongeBob: Pretty please with a cherry on top and hot fudge sundae?
Sandy: FOR THE LAST TIME SPONGEBOB! [slams her fist in the pie] NO!
[Sandy's Treedome Blows Up]
Sandy: Aww, that pie cost be 25 bucks.
SpongeBob: Now, that you don't have a home anymore, will you become a pirate?
Sandy: NO SPONGEBOB! What on earth can I gain from being a pirate?
SpongeBob: Well, with the money we find, you can build a new home, and you can make scientific advancements with it.
Sandy: [stars appears in her eyes] Really?! Scientific advancement?!
SpongeBob: Yes.
Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob, [shaking his hand] You got yourself a deal.
SpongeBob: Woohoo!
[Commercial Break]
[The Next Day]
Mr. Krabs: Okay crew members. We will be sailing off to the seven seas looking for precious booty. There will be monsters, there will be enemies, but we will prevail! Now come in and let's sail.
[The crew goes into the Krusty Krab. The Krusty Krab starts shaking, waking Squidward up who was still at his post. The Krusty Krab then turns into The Krusty Kruiser and sails off]
SpongeBob, Patrick & Sandy: Woohoo! Hooray!
Squidward: [pushing in between the three] Wha-wha-What is the meaning of this?!
Mr. Krabs: Keep quiet and put your pirate uniform on.
Squidward: What pirate uniform?
SpongeBob: We're pirates, Squidward.
Squidward: I never signed up to this.
Mr. Krabs: Too bad, you were in the Krusty Krab when it turned into a ship, now your a member of the Krusty Krew.
Squidward: No! Get me off. [runs to the side of the boat and sees that their too high up]
Mr. Krabs: There is no escape. Your going to be apart of the Krusty Krew whether you like it or not. Now, off to the south we go!
[Episode ends with the Krusty Kruiser sailing off into the horizon]
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