Santer

Santer (real name Nikita Santer) was a Flopitalian freedom fighter and war criminal, survivor of the Holocaust and is Sogga’s extremely distant relative. He is a Feline with long legs and considered a worldwide hero.
== Early life and childhood ==
Born in flopitaly, Santer was the son of a businessman and his great grandfather is presumed to be Alexander the Great. His Floppaslavian-French mother, Renata, encouraged him with his passion to politics, and he was known to be complicated on political forms since age 7. He also had a humongous passion to Dick Pics; and according to him, his favorite hobby. He also had extremely long legs, making Rich German clubboys on his school bully him. But as Santer is so powerful, he merely used 0.1% of his power and obliterated the bullies, killing 3 out of 4 of them instantly. Only one survived but had cerebral issues such as ligma. He spent the rest of his childhood in prision, but still being popular as he frequently said your mother jokes on the prision eating lounge.
== Santer gets drafted ==
As santer was part Floppaslavian because of his mother, he was one of the select prisoners to participate in the Floppaslavia-Bingustan war. At age 41, He along with a small group of soldiers were tasked to plant 69 mines into the Bingustani bases. but unfortunately when Santer was in the process a guard (maybe the very distant relative of bingus) caught him. As a result of panic, Santer pushed the “blow up” button, which killed all of his comrades, a good part of the base and most of the Bingustani soldiers. This made him look shittier than what he already looked like, but that wasn’t the problem at the time, now General Sir John McFlops heard the explosion from afar and witnessed Santer blow it up, assuming he was a terrorist. General Sir John took out a 69. Caliber handgun from his chest pocket and attempted to kill Santer. Santer escaped in panic realizing his error, but he thought to himself “they’re capitalists right? Fuck you capitalists” and from that moment, Santer was a terrorist and a war criminal. but he had no knowledge that Sir John McFlops was following him. According to an eyewitness, this is what happened when Santer found John McFlops behind him loading his gun to kill Santer.
Sir John McFlops: “Gotcha, little prick”
Santer: “Joe balls”
(eyewitness described how Santer killed Sir John McFlops in cold blood, using John’s own gun, he took out the bullets (cause bullets are for homosexuals lmao) and buried the gun barrel in Mc Flops’s eye, leaving him on severe pain, he then reloaded the gun and fired 2 times, destroying john’s brain and skull. After that to make sure he is dead he finally broke his neck, killing him. (This whole action happened in 3.0 seconds). After this, he fled to Freece but instead was captured by the nazis.
== Captive with the nazis and epic pro gamer escape ==
Unfortunately, the news already spread about Santer over Europe, so he had a meeting with a high ranking Nazi member for a “talk” which was actually a torture. At the time the Nazi leader entered the room, this is the recording:
Nazi member at 5:02PM “Greetings. I am here to talk to you. You are a war criminal and you killed notorious Sir John McFlops. Give me your mother jokes or I kill your whole family tree”
Santer at 5:02PM: “a”
Nazi leader at 5:03 PM “Wtf are you talking ab- (translated). Original Message: Wtf redest du ab
[gory sounds of all soldiers in the room getting split on half on less than a microsecond]
[end of the recording]
it is predicted that he used his legs on a speed greater than sound to use it as a knife, so quick it wasn’t even noticeable, and on a split second everyone was dead. It is presumed that floppa then cold blood massacred the remaining soldiers with a kitchen knife and fled, managing to grab into a Nazi airplane and getting dropped off in Freece again.
== Final suicide attack ==
freece was planning an attack on his homeland, Flopitaly, which made him extremely angry. A warplane was going to Moscow for resources for the attack, and Santer knew that if he stopped them they would lose. He stole a Small plane to crash the plane on the warplane Mid air, and he succeeded. At approximately 9:41 PM the plane crashes into the warplane, and successfully bringing it down. and on the plane’s CVR (the recording) this was heard:
“HAIL SALLAH! JOIN DHAR MANNISM!”
[sound of collision, recorder destroyed]
As a result from the impact, Santer was thrown inside the warplane, doing some final gamer kills (killing the pilots by smashing their heads into the controls) the plane crashed into Amon Gu Street 69 in Moscow, Russia, but this marked Santer’s demise, as 464502 Moscow, Freek, And Floppaslavian soldiers were just outside ready to kill him. Apparently, he held the president of freece hostage, but he was recovered as Santer felt bad because he has severe green dick disease. Just 2 seconds later. Around 1,058,374,999 bullets hit Santer, killing him instantly.
== Aftermath ==
this caused tremendous protests all around the world, with even big floppa mentioning his legacy many times, and Alexander karkal being extremely saddened by his death. As result of his death the world was lured into capitalism and there are still many mass protests today about Nikita Santer.
== Personality ==
he was described as a man of little words, only speaking when he had to. He loved women, and did weed with his friend Joseph in Miami. He was a good son but he was very narcissistic, He was optimistic, hopeless, ambitious, and materialistic. No other information is available about this absolute gigachad.
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