Ponsonby Press: Popular Republican Platform, Policy Experts Revealed

==PRNC Ends; Manifesto Made Public==
In a series of 5 day-long party meetings in the Tenpenny Tower hotel, including speeches from both veteran and up-and-coming party politicians on policy, the Popular Republicans have now concluded their lengthy and high-profile 582AER party conference. PRM had led consistently in pre-election polling, so the conference was paid a great deal of attention by media and activists. On the final day of the conference, when Deputy Imperial Chancellor Sheldon Whitehouse was officially re-nominated as the party's parliamentary leader and candidate for chancellor, the party also released its full 582 platform, a copy of which can be found below the fold.
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New Campaign Staff Revealed
Only days after the PRNC ended and the manifesto was released, PRM whip Guy Fieri told showed reporters a list of party MPs who would be serving in new campaign staff roles as Policy Experts. Other parties in the past have done a similar strategy by having spokespeople for each individual policy topic. A comprehensive list of the new PRM Policy Experts is below:
*Foreign Relations Expert: Tulsi Gabbard
*Defense Expert: Muammar Gaddafi
*Budget Expert: Richard M. Nixon, Jr.
*Labour Expert: Ernest P. Worrell
*Business Expert: Cumbernick Bandersnatch
*Economic Revitalization Expert: John Fetterman
*Education Expert: Donald H. Rumsfeld
*Health Expert: Steve Irwin
*Immigration Expert: Rick Perry
*Civil Rights and Freedoms Expert: Jesse Ventura
*Constitutional Expert: Anthony Scaramucci
*State Independence Expert: Rob Quist
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