嘘みたいな思い出〜ハイサイおばちゃま爆進記〜 (Uso Mitai na Omoide ~Haisai Obochama Bakushinki~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ある日ある日 町外れ 福引で 	aru hi aru hi machihazure fukubiki de 	One day on the outskirts of town,
大当たり出して 南旅行 舞い込んで来た 	ooatari dashite minami ryokou maikon dekita 	I happened to win a trip to Okinawa!
急いで荷物を 詰め込んだら 	isoi de nimotsu o tsumekondara 	Rushing to pack my things
家から飛び出し 猛ダッシュ 	ie kara tobidashi mou dasshu 	breaking out of my house in a full-speed dash!
私を乗せた飛行機は ぐるぐる落下した 	watashi o noseta hikouki wa guruguru rakka shita 	Suddenly the plane I was riding spun down from the sky
 	 	
目が覚めたら 知らないおばちゃま 	me ga sametara shiranai obachama 	When I came to, a strange old grandma was there
仁王立ちで エプロン下げて 	nioudachi de epuron sagete 	Wearing an apron and an imposing stare
変なパーマ ゆらゆら揺らし 	henna paama yurayura yurashi 	Her strange perm was gently swaying
サンダルに靴下の ニュータイプ 	sandaru ni kutsushita no nyuutaipu 	Sandals and socks, a look I hadn't seen
無駄に綺麗な走り姿 こっち来た 	muda ni kireina hashiri sugata kocchi kita 	With a randomly beautiful sprinting form, she came my way
 	 	
ハイサイおばちゃまこんにちは 	hai sai obachama konnichiwa 	Hello Grandma-san, fine day isn't it?
脳内パニックフェスティバル 	nounai panikku fesutibaru 	A panic festival in my head
幸せな一人旅はどこかに消えた 	shiawasena hitori tabi wa dokoka ni kieta 	Where did my joyful 1 person vacation disappear to?
 	 	
戸惑う私の 手を引いて 	tomadou watashi no te o hiite 	Despite my shocked expression, she took my hand
浜辺を2人で 駆け抜ける 	hamabe o futari de kakenukeru 	And we ran along the beach together
辿り着いた景色は 綺麗な夕焼け空でした 	tadori kiita keshiki wa kireina yuuyake soradeshita 	What we finally arrived at was a beautiful sunset
「あぁ、素敵だな」 	"aa, suteki da na" 	"Ah, so beautiful"
 	 	
紳士的に 状況整理 看板発見 	shinshiteki ni joukyou seiri kanban hakken 	I happened across a sign that kindly explained everything
これの通りだと ここは昔の南国とか 	kore no toorida to koko wa mukashi no nangoku toka 	Oh, so this is an ancient southern island?!
いやいや あり得ないよどうすんの 	iya iya arienai yo dousun no 	What! What the heck! What am I gonna do?
一人で慌て ふためくと 	hitori de awate futamekuto 	As I'm in the midst of panicking,
おばちゃま 笑顔で何か言ってる 言葉分かんないよ 	obachama egao de nanka itteru kotoba wakannai yo 	The old grandma smiles and says something I can't understand
 	 	
頭抱え 悶々と思索 目的地は目的地だけど 	atama kakae monmon to shisaku mokutekichi wa mokutekichi dakedo	Troubled and worrying, I thought I was bound for the right place...
それを見てた変なパーマが 	sore o miteta henna paama ga 	Seeing my troubled expression,
ちんすこうくれたりと 気を使う 	chinsukou kure tari to ki o tsukau 	The old lady kindly gave me some Okinawan sweets
愛想笑いを 浮かべた私見て はしゃいでる 	aiso warai o ukabeta watashi mite hashaideru 	She was happy when she noticed the smile I was faking...
 	 	
ハイサイおばちゃまこんにちは 	hai sai obachama konnichiwa 	Hello Grandma-san, fine day isn't it?
脳内パニックフェスティバル 	nounai panikku fesutibaru 	A panic festival in my head
まさかあの飛行機はタイムマシンか? 	masaka ano hikouki wa taimu mashin ka? 	Could that plane have been a time machine!?
 	 	
戸惑う私の 手を引いて 	tomadou watashi no te o hiite 	Despite my shocked expression, she took my hand
南国魅力を 駆け抜ける 	nangoku miryoku o kakenukeru 	Running past all the charms of the south
慌てるはずの 私は思わず 笑顔になりました 	awateru hazu no watashi wa omowazu egao ni narimashita 	I suddenly find myself smiling in spite of my predicament
「悪くないな。」 	"warukunai na." 	"This ain't bad, huh?"
 	 	
またおばちゃま走る どこへゆくの? 	mata obachama hashiru doko e yuku no? 	What are you running off to, old lady?
「置いてかないで」 	"oitekanai de" 	"Don't leave me behind!"
一人項垂れる 涙が溢れた 	hitori unadareru namida ga koboreta 	All alone, those tears start to fall
帰る方法図面で描いた 	kaeru houhou zumen de egaita 	She came back with a slip of paper
紙をおばちゃまが 持ってきた 	kami o obachama ga mottekita 	With all the directions to get home
涙を拭って 前を向く 	namida o nugutte mae o muku 	Wiping my tears and facing foward,
「一緒に帰ろうよ」 	"issho ni kaerou yo" 	"Let's go back together" I say
 	 	
ハイサイおばちゃま首を振る 	hai sai obachama kubi o furu 	The old lady shakes her head
「ごめんよ。私はここにいる」 	"gomen yo. watashi wa koko ni iru" 	"I'm sorry, but I'll be staying here"
言葉分からないけど そんな気がして 	kotoba wakaranai kedo sonna ki ga shite 	Though I didn't understand, I felt what she meant
 	 	
いよいよ別れの時が来た 綺麗な砂浜見納めだ 	iyoiyo wakare no toki ga kita kireina sunahama miosameda 	At the moment of our parting, I cast one last look back on the beautiful beach
遠く映るそれには 『マタヤーサイ(またね)』と 	tooku utsuru sore ni wa “matayaasai” to 	Far off I could see "see you again" in the sand
 	 	
ハイサイおばちゃま ありがとう 	hai sai obachama arigatou 	Thank you, kind old lady
嘘みたいで本当の話 	uso mitai de hontou no hanashi 	An unbelievable true story
想い出の1ページは 涙で滲んだ空でした 	omoide no ichi peeji wa namida de nijinda sora deshita 	One page of my memories is a sky blurred by tears
本当に綺麗な空でした 	hontou ni kireina sora deshita 	It really was a beautiful sky...
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