The Sticky Keys Spellbook

Snap OU to fit - Snapping fingers whilst chanting "OU!" can result in extreme fitness via unknown means. Fitness lasts for a few hours and cannot be regained for around 7 days. Very useful for buffing before combat or other muscle-related situations. WARNING: Like most spells, improper casting may result in the opposite effect occurring.
Souf Proop - The spell of teleportation. Works wonders as long as you can say it properly without the slightest hint of hesitation, although even if said perfectly a 7 day delay is still needed. Can be used to summon objects/beings closer to you as long as they aren't too far away already. Can also be used for teleporting yourself away from your current location. The maximum range of this spell is unknown.
Mortis - The spell of finality. The spell of closure. You state MORTIS when someone has died to bypass any grief and to instead feel closure. Linkage to the sacred practice of "F" is currently being investigated.
BANNUS-PER - Spell of banishment. Can be used to banish someone to the shadowwealm. Must roll a 13 or higher on a d20 to cast. The name of the spell's target must be stated after the name of the spell.
U'BANNUS PER - Spell of unbanishment. Used to bring banished beings back from the shadowwealm. Must roll a 10 or higher on a d20 to cast. The name of the spell's target must be stated after the name of the spell.
REVAGO EX-MORTUS - Spell of revival. Revago ex-mortus shall resurrect someone from the grave. Must roll a 15 or higher to succeed. Requires the target's name to be stated after casting.
Uw'UContaminus! - The heresy spell. Slowly increases someone's heresy level over time. Rolling a 20 whilst using this forbidden spell will increase someone's heresy level by 3 instantly with a smaller increase over time. Using this spell on skeletons is not recommended.
Uw'UPurificus! - The anti-heresy spell. Slowly decreases someone's heresy level over a shorter period of time, and if you roll a 20 whilst using it it can cure normally incurable heresy contamination. 
CIRCLE FORBESCHNIRF MYA! - A spell that summons the WORKERS OF DARKNESS to construct an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS around you. It is made of PILLOWS. If the cast fails, they'll take your skin.
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