Professor Clerman

Professor of being an asshole.
== Biography ==
Professor Clerman is a bald, hunch-backed dude with a pencil moustache, glasses and a dumb bowtie. His head looks like a butt.
The professor cloned himself at least 7 times to create The Clerman Clones. He and the clones had a TV show loosely based on The Ninja Turtles, however when it was cancelled he and the clones went and killed everyone who worked at the network. With his TV show ending in chaos, the professor and his clones escaped to a remote island to hide out from the cops, where Space Tree and crew encountered them in Ash Hole.
It's not explicitly stated that Professor Clerman is the original guy all of the other Clermans are cloned from. The closest indication of this is that he refers to the other clones he's stuck with on the island as 'clones of himself'.
He left the rest of the clones by sneaking on board Space Tree's ship disguised as Allon at the end of Clone Commentary, leaving Allon stranded on the island in the process. 
During his time onboard the ship he did his best to blend in with the crew, managing to fool the Commander and apparently no one else, although no one else really seemed to care. 
To prevent his cover from being blown during Amanolla Family Reunion he had to imprison everyone in the Amanolla Family within Allon's room airlock, where they lived for three generations. He stayed on board ST's ship for a number of more episodes and was a somewhat regularly occurring character. He moved across to the Space Captains Club during the brief time that it was owned by Space Tree, and was apparently quiet enthused to act as a bartender/waiter there.
In the opening credits of The Clerman Clones - Episode 4, a title appears over Professor Clerman that says 'Starring/Created by Clermydia Clerman'. It's unknown whether this is his actual name or if it's just his stage name.
Final mention of him was in the episode Commander in a Dress where he stole Space Tree/Commander's money by hiring Reginald to possess Space Tree, which he claimed this was his plan all along. He has not been seen since.
== Memorable Quotes ==
* "Don't you see this hat that I'm wearing? I Being Allon. Because that's who I am, Allon." - Clone Commentary
* "OW! My corpse robbing hand!" - Clone Commentary
* "So, then I told him, 'Carborater Tech-9? More like Carborater Tech-19!' Am I right?" - Resident Treevil
* "The Stem, you say? Well, I've heard that she is one sexy, sexified sex-ahero! I mean, superhero." - Trumpet Shenanigans
* "Heh, no offense, Space Tree, but screw you to hell." - Trumpet Shenanigans
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