Chopsticks for Christmas Dinner?!

A "Chop Waltz" parody in Db.
== Lyrics ==
* I wished we used chopsticks for Christmas dinner.
* They're much more fun than a fork and a knife.
* Do we have to use napkins and be so respectful?
* No grunting and burping-not for us tonight!
* It's not so nice to use your fingers and
* Blow up bubbles, then lick a plate.
* I have to sit up straightly, properly,
* No elbows leaning-these rules are great!
* I wanna play with the toys Santa brought me!
* I wanna get out of these prickly clothes, so I
* Act like Prince Charming and eat all my green beans,
* Then unwrap my presents-aren't I such a beau?
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