Jesus Christ Was An Only Child

thumb|right|335 px  Jesus Christ Was An Only Child is the fifth track off of the album The Lonesome Crowded West, released by Modest Mouse in 1997.
==Lyrics==
Jesus Christ Was An Only Child
he went down to the river
and drank and smiled
and his dad was oh-so-mad
should have insured that planet
before it crashed
working real hard to make internet cash
work your fingerst to the bone sitting on your ass
I know now what I knew then
but I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out while her hair was styled
that you should hide your kids
when the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ Was An Only Child
he went down to the river
and drank and smiled
and his dad was oh-so-mad
he should have killed that little fucker
before he even had