甘党菓子パン中毒 (Amatou Kashipan Chuudoku)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
手持３５８円　これで何か 	temochi sanbyaku gojuuhachi en kore de nanika 	I have 358 yen on me.
私にも酔えるものを 	watashi ni mo yoeru mono o 	Let me buy something I can get tipsy on.
爪を切る音　たぶんあれは合図 	tsume o kiru oto tabun are wa aizu 	There’s a sound of nail-cutting. That’s probably my signal.
 	 	
今日の収穫　黒星３つ 	kyou no shuukaku kuroboshi mittsu 	My accomplishment for today is three failures.
明日の予定　面倒６つ 	ashita no yotei mendou muttsu 	My schedule for tomorrow includes six tiresome items.
嗅いで咽せた 	kaide museta 	The smell made me gag.
 	 	
蔑めど　蔑めど 	sagesumedo sagesumedo 	Though I abhor it, absolutely abhor it,
我が暮らし　好転せず 	waga kurashi kouten sezu 	my life isn’t changing for the better.
 	 	
吐き気がするほど　甘い甘い缶コーヒーと 	hakike ga suru hodo amai amai kankōhii to 	Let me have some sweet, nauseously sweet canned coffee,
優しい色した　クリームパン 	yasashii iro shita kuriimu pan 	and a cream bun baked to a lovely color.
Ｄ弦が切れる音　さては次の合図 	D gen ga kireru oto sate wa tsugi no aizu 	There’s the sound of the D string snapping. I guess that’s my next signal.
 	 	
痒い部位を掻く時は 	kayui tokoro o kaku toki wa 	For the itchy parts on my body,
汁が出るか　出ないかくらいが 	chi ga deru ka denai ka kurai ga 	it feels the best when I scratch them
気持ち好い 	kimochi ii 	just hard enough until I almost bleed.
 	 	
甚振れど　甚振れど 	itaburedo itaburedo 	Though I torment myself over and over again,
昨日の晩餌　思い出せず 	kinou no banmeshi omoidasezu 	I absolutely can’t remember what shoddy food I had for dinner last night.
 	 	
私の身が　真２つに割れたとして 	watashi no karada ga mabutatsu ni wareta to shite 	If my body were to break into two clean halves,
どちらが私になるのだろう 	dochira ga watashi ni naru no darou 	which part would become myself?
管を切らす音　それが結の合図 	kuda o kirasu oto sore ga saigo no aizu 	There’s the sound of a tube breaking. That’s my last signal.
 	 	
願わくば　願わくば 	negawakuba negawakuba 	I hope, really hope,
基礎代謝を　ヒト並に 	kiso taisha o hitonami ni 	that my BMR is the same as the average person’s.
 	 	
内容物だけ残して　逃げたクリームパンは 	nakami dake nokoshite nigeta kuriimu pan wa 	The cream bun on the run, leaving behind only its filling,
残り１３４円の　小銭と共に 	nokori hyaku sanjuuyon en no kozeni to tomo ni 	together with the small change of exactly 134 yen,
卑しい私の口の中へ　歯を舌を躱り 	iyashii watashi no kuchi no naka e ha o shita o kuguri	jumped into my greedy mouth, managed to avoid my teeth and my tongue,
見事　喉を塞いだ 	migoto nodo o fusaida 	and did a fine job of blocking my throat.
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