Itchy

A Bingo parody in #F.
==Lyrics==
* I got a sweater made of wool 
* It's hot and boy, it's itchy
* I-T-C-H-Y
* Gee, I want to cry 
* Why'd my parents buy 
* An itchy, twitchy sweater?
* I got some shoes with shiny soles 
* They're chic, but oh, they're squeaky
* SQ-UEAK, EAK
* Folks can't hear me speak
* I would like to sneak them on our Irish setter!
* I got a hat with stupid flaps 
* That cover up my eardrums
* No way can I hear
* No one's voice is clear
* It's so bad, I fear
* Should write my mom a letter!
* My gloves are thick, my hood is tight 
* My pants fall down, can't take it.
* Don't call me a pest
* But the way I'm dressed
* Think it would be best
* Just to go outside naked.
Category:Songs
Category:Silly Dilly
Category:Songs in F