Pit vs. Kratos 2

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==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Pit and Kratos
== Lyrics ==
=== Kratos: ===
How the fuck are you alive? I sliced your puny wings
And then I left you to rot and wait for the heavenly angels sing
=== Pit: ===
I’m an angel too dumbass, I’m already dead with your parents
Get ready to be dissed 300 reject, prepare for the 2nd challenge
=== Kratos: ===
Okay then, you’ve been warned that you’re about to be destroyed
Don't think you can damage me with all of your baby toys
The Blade of Olympus could cause more than a paper cut
Count how many times does it take for me to kick this angel's butt
You see these scars? It was when Palutena was having a good time 
These chains can never hold me and I can break through any grime
I’m standing in front of a childish slave who can’t fly on his own
Hey Pit, Hawkeye called, he wants you to return his bow
=== Pit: ===
Coming back, new and improved, servant of the Goddess of Light
Now my raps will be harder than three-headed Hewdraw bite
I’ll burn and bitch slap you at the same time with Burning Palm
This will be fast because I’ll beat you with these Brawler Claws
I’m taking out the EZ Cannon because this is an easy round
Don’t get annoyed cause I’ll swing these orbitars around
My Compact Arm gives enough revenge to leave you in pain
After you die, I’ll show Aphrodite my nice little Burst Blade
=== Kratos: ===
Your newest story got us confused with the alien encounters
You wouldn’t be alive because of us; the Gods were the Earth’s founders
The mirror shield isn’t able to stop me, it’s good luck if I break it
Plus the Chaos Kin got you to sacrifice when he took hostage of Dark Pit
=== Pit: ===
You’re a bigger fag than Hades and uglier than Monstrous Medusa
If you even had a girl of your own, we know you’ll still abuse her
I’m gonna finally end you with a smash with the Magnus Club
I’ll beat you so bad, it’s like Viridi dropped the Reset Bomb
=== Kratos: ===
You got friend zoned by a goddess, you friend zoned “The Lightning Flash”
You were stupid to get Viridi and you just missed to see Pandora’s past
Don’t look at my Reaper eyes or I’ll go ballistic on your ass
I’ll just shoot you in the head with your little flintlock staff
I’m filled with immortality just like the almighty phoenix
You had too much drinks of the gods and no one wants to see your little penis
My strength is even bigger than the rage of Hades’ heart
So you’ll need the Three Sacred Treasures, you little angel fart
=== Pit: ===
Well, you asked for this asshole, prepare to be pwned
You think my love life is bad? Your drawers won’t let you bone
You were winning this battle before but now as you can see
While you were staring blankly, I shot an arrow of light to your knee
You feel the pressure on you Kratos? Well, you should feel it hurt
Because I did just more than rapped out your ass and got you burned
Look down at your chest; I just took you out with the Palutena Blade 
So victory is mine bitch, Skyworld’s gonna celebrate today
==== Kratos: ====
I don’t think you’ll be celebrating.
==== Pit: ====
Why not?
==== Kratos: ====
Look down at your chest.
==== Pit: ====
What the f…
==== Kratos: ====
Yeah. Blade of Olympus bitch.
==== Pit: ====
You bastard.
==== Kratos: ====
Well, payback’s a bitch.
==== Pit: ====
You know I’ll be back.
==== Kratos: ====
Doubt it…
*Both pass away*
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/pit-vs-kratos-2-gaming-all
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gPboso9DA
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Pit
Kratos
</poll>