Hide And Go Missing (ADWSS Transcript)

*Narrarator: (while showing places of Bikini Bottom) Ah, Bikini Bottom. So wonderful. So beautiful. So-
*SpongeBob: Wanna play hide'n'seek, Patrick?
*Narrarator: What the-
*Patrick: Okay, count to...... eleventy-seven!
*Narrarator: That's not even a-
*SpongeBob: (camera zooms into his face) Okay! (closes eyes) One.....two..... wait a sec, eleventy-seven isn't a-
*(screen zooms out to reveal nobody is there)
*SpongeBob: -number. Patrick, where could you have gone?
*Stranger: Far away. I can show you where he is. Hop in my car.
*Narrarator: I wouldn't do that if I were y-
*SpongeBob: Okay! (skips to stranger's car, enters, takes a seat, and puts his seatbelt on, which strangely grips onto him tightly) Aww, your seatbelt is hugging me!
*Narrarator: Whatever, have it your way.
*Stranger: (starts driving) Heheheh..... that kiddo will be in my basement in no time.
*SpongeBob: WHAT?
*Stranger: Don't you understand, kiddo? Who told you not to go into stranger's cars? I'm kidnapping you!
*SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH! There's only one thing to say...... Are we there yet?
*Stranger: What the....
*SpongeBob: (as the stranger gradually gets annoyed) Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Huh? Huh? Are we there yet? Are we, are we, are we? Are we there yet? Are we-
*Stranger: (very angry) SHUT UP!
*SpongeBob: That's not nice! You know what I have to say to that?
*Stranger: What?
*SpongeBob: Are we there yet?
*Stranger: (extremely angry) NO!
*Narrarator: (with time card) One extremely annoying car ride later......
*Stranger: We're here. (grabs SpongeBob, carries him into a nearby house)
*Stranger's Mother: What's that yellow thing of yours?
*Stranger: Go away, mother!
*Stranger's Mother: I made you mac and cheese!
*Stranger: Mac and cheese? Just a second, mom. (carries SponeBob downstairs, into the basement, ties him to a chair)
*SpongeBob: So, what is kidnapping, again?
*Stranger: Holding someone hostage.
*SpongeBob: Ohhhhh. OHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!
*Stranger: I think nobody is here to save you.
*Patrick: (bursts through door) Well, I think not! (punches the stranger, which knocks the stranger out, unties SpongeBob, runs away with him)
*SpongeBob: Enjoy your mac and cheese!
*(Scene: Conch Street)
*SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, I think I've learned a valuable lesson. You can't be hasty with decisions.
*Patrick: What? The moral is obviously "Mac and cheese is delicious"!
*SpongeBob: Well, it sure is.
*Patrick: You know what that means!
*SpongeBob: MAC AND CHEESE PARTY!
*(Scene: Party at unknown location)
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (dancing in mac and cheese costumes incorreclty to an instrumental version of Gangnam Style, for half a minute)
*Narrarator: What the heck is this?
*SpongeBob and Patrick: (continue dancing, for half a minute)
*Narrarator: This is..... this is madness!
*SpongeBob: (stops dancing) No, this is a mac and cheese PARTY! (continues dancing)
*Narrarator: Are you sure? Because I still think that this is madness.
*(episode ends)
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