Pilgrim 12/27/2022

[8:51][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:** We join our heroes once again during holiday leave on the Citadel, the massive ancient station still displaying the decorations on the promenade as the new year draws closer. *
[8:52][DOIC]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:** You can do stuff now. *
[8:54][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor was drinking in the lounge by himself, going through something on a PADD, shaking his head to himself.
[8:55][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] *She was suddenly at his elbow.* "Whatcha up to, boss?
[8:56][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Just reviewing some of the modifications to our "flycatcher" our new friend made... she's quite something.
[8:57][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Well if anyone knows how to catch a VIA, it's a VIA.
[8:57][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin approached the bar, waiting for holo hank
[8:57][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li is walking Adrian around the promenade.
[8:58][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] *He was now back to his normal shape, but with a pair of '2427' sunglasses on.* "What'll it be?
[8:58][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"You know it... Orestes? I'm screwed. More than usual, I mean." *He nodded to Istrin.
[9:00][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Which animal pen did you end up in this time?
[9:00][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Worse. I think I'm in love. She kicked me so hard she dislocated my knee.
[9:01][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Tuwaly pie..please
[9:01][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Kitty," *he informed Li as he pointed at the Kirtascan children's choir.
[9:02][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Jesus... told you not to take the safeties off the Chakki hologram.
[9:02][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] "With or without the sauce?
[9:03][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Those are kids like you
[9:03][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Not a hologram.
[9:03][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Kitty kids?
[9:03][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "...Then what, one of the Latejo we managed to flip?
[9:04][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Uhhh...they are called Kirtascan
[9:05][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Kick assin'." *He nodded.
[9:05][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"A vulcanoid chick. You know the etrynarian one?
[9:05][DOIC2]Six@Gonz.:*walking by* "Nice Sweater Captain
[9:06][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "The elven princess? Dunno... I think she's a little out of your league.
[9:06][DOIC2]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[T'Pang] --smiles awkwardly-- "Thank you.
[9:06][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Kirt-a-scan
[9:06][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li gently corrects.
[9:07][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Car' Baskin.
[9:07][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'm still gonna fire my shot. But first I want her to spar me. I tried not to be violent with her yesterday and allowed her to get the drop on me... not a second time.
[9:07][DOIC4]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[T'Pang] --Quietly stand on a balvconey overlooking the promenade, watching the world go by.-
[9:07][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Shay joins the group at the bar, ordering via a padd instead of asking the bartender.
[9:08][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Kir...a...scan
[9:09][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "You think you have a chance of beating her?" *She raised her brows skeptically, looking at T'Ghor.
[9:09][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I do. But it's not about beating her or not, it's about the fight.
[9:09][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Kirtascian.
[9:10][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Yes
[9:10][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Fight?" *she asks t'ghor* "Are you and mr Blaine doing that WW1 simulation again?
[9:10][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Great job
[9:11][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "...Oh god, you have it in your head that you're going to wrestle her to the ground and there'll be some gross makeout fight like in a shitty holoromance, don't you?
[9:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...What do you think I am, 13? No, I want to -fight-. She's as fierce as a constipated targ." *He then turned to Shay.* "No.
[9:12][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*turning away and accepting her meal with beverage from Hank, she kind of shyly looks away* "Oh, that kind of holo.
[9:12][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He beamed at Li and hugged his knee.
[9:13][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*shay takes a small meal back to a nearby table, regretting jumping into the middle of that one.
[9:13][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li beams back down at him, hugging Adrian.* You want to go see the Kirtascians
[9:14][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[T'Pang] -T'Pang quietly enters the lounge and finds a spot toward the back-
[9:15][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Whatever you say, boss. I'm still gonna get a betting pool going with the rest of the geeks. I'm sure at least Jagoda will put money on you getting a herniated disc.
[9:15][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Okay!
[9:16][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor shook his head.* "Humans... No offence.
[9:16][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "None taken, they're the worst." *She tapped on her wrist PADD.
[9:16][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles and leads him towards the Kirtascan choir.
[9:19][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin eyed T'ghor for a second* I would like to participate in that pool
[9:19][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Watched her leap over the table with the rage of a drunken tellarite and knock a woman out in a single punch..." *He sighs
[9:19][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Smirks slightly, and breaks off a piece of her fish plank to munch on.
[9:19][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Kirtascan Choir] *They were currently singing a hymn to the Protector as they approached.
[9:20][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "...Now you're making me want to wrestle her on the ground." *She smirked.
[9:20][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "And you're in, Vaax. What injury you want to wager he'll get?
[9:21][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li leads Adrian towards the group who is listening to the choir.
[9:21][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --enters the lounge and approaches the bar-- "I need some beer hank.
[9:21][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"See, Orestes? You're gettin' it.
[9:21][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Four cracked ribs
[9:21][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] "I have beer." *He got her a pint.
[9:22][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Four cracked ribs... oh! Ted's in with a ruptured scrotum. Oh, ever the optimist that Darling.
[9:22][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Thanks hank." --she says as she takes big drink-
[9:22][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:I'll put a bet on a broken nose
[9:23][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "what are we betting on?
[9:23][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "T'Ghor wants to fuck an elven warrior princess, we're betting on what injuries he'll receive.
[9:23][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I want to fight her first.
[9:24][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "it depends on how receptive she is to his advances.
[9:24][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "And Jagoda's in, too... spinal injury, I was close.
[9:25][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i am going to sit this one out.
[9:26][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Soanyone decided what their new years resolution will be?
[9:26][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"If she doesn't act receptive, a bruised testicle would be an easy bet, but I'm going to stick with broken nose. Works in both cases
[9:27][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I resolve to not make a resolution.
[9:27][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"New years' resolutions are bullshit.
[9:27][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i was thinking about it when it occured to me there are no rules that say your resolution can not be for evil.
[9:28][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Evil is a matter of perspective.
[9:28][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Interesting.
[9:28][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:I resolve to not make promises to myself that I will just break anyway. How is that for one
[9:28][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --drinks her beer and slowly nods at Orestes.-
[9:29][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --nods to Six-- "That sounds good one should not make empty promises, even to onesself.
[9:29][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Oh, Gayle's in now... 'self inflicted injury.' Sure, I'll accept that.
[9:30][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:I don't think you have much support T'ghor
[9:30][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "what is the over and under for burn injuries?
[9:31][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Like an actual burn or my nonstop sick burns?
[9:31][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i meant actual burns the other I would count as emotional damage.
[9:32][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Dunno. I think Etrynarians are ice types, not fire types.
[9:32][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I don't really care. I just want to hear her hiss like a venomous snake again...
[9:32][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Now that I think about it put me down for emotional damage.
[9:32][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:He's in love
[9:33][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "that is how these things always turn out.
[9:33][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "And she's not even dead or nearly dead," *she nodded to Istrin as she put down Peebs' bet.
[9:34][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks at Orestes and then to T'Ghor with concern-
[9:35][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he ate some of his pie
[9:35][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Don't be a smartass, Orestes.
[9:35][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I can only be what I was born to be. Smart and an ass.
[9:36][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks releived that Orestes was only joking with the dead or nearly dead comment.-
[9:36][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] *She smirked at her PADD.
[9:37][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"You seriously have never fought someone you were attracted to?" *To Orestes
[9:38][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I never said that.
[9:38][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "I have." --Peebs raises her hand.-
[9:39][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Blinks at Peebs.* "You? But you seem so... fragile. No offence.
[9:39][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Anyone can shoot a gun at a hot nun.
[9:40][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "I'll have you know I am a highly trained combatant. I got exceptional marks in close quarters combat during training.
[9:41][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"you know it is always hard to fight with someone you are really attracted to. Especially if they are stunning.
[9:42][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Uh-huh... riiiight.
[9:42][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"No, it's not hard... another thing -is-, though.
[9:42][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i got offered a spot in Delta training...I ultimately turned it down to go into Ops.
[9:42][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He walks up to the Kirtascan choir when they break between sets, telling them something. When he toddles back to Adrian, the choir begins to sing the Puppy Rangers theme song.
[9:43][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*back to Li )
[9:43][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he stared at peebs
[9:43][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li grins.* Puppy Rangers
[9:43][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --stared back-
[9:44][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Pup-pup-puppy rangers! Keeping babies safe from dangers! Chasing away naughty strangers! Pup pup puppy Rangers!
[9:44][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'm not sayin' anything.
[9:44][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"That is pretty impressive, but why ops?
[9:44][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li sings along with Adrian.
[9:45][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i am a people person, I wanted to go into comms so I can talk to people all day.
[9:45][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Orestes what are the odds he breaks out into the klingon mating ritual on the spot
[9:45][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Hey, that's what made me go into science. The not having to deal with people part, I mean.
[9:46][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Hey, now. She's no klingon. I'll respect her culture.
[9:46][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "About as low as your aunt's standards, Vaax.
[9:46][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "yeah, I hear that from science people a lot.
[9:46][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:You'll -try-.
[9:46][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:You heard about her too? *he frowned
[9:47][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Oh, honey. We've all heard.
[9:48][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...You tried to set me up with her.
[9:49][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Hey now, she was the one that brought you up first ok
[9:50][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Hey, woman's having her midlife horn-out, gotta respect the hustle.
[9:50][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --drinks her beer.-
[9:52][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Yeah. That's an interesting fact about betazoids a certain genre of vids introduced me to...
[9:53][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks at T'Ghor, shocked-- "Wow. too much information buddy.
[9:53][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*after a thoughtful moment* "So what have we all heard? I don't think I have.
[9:53][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Oh, come on, who among us -hasn't- looked up betazoid MILF porn?
[9:53][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*hand lifted slightly.
[9:53][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*istrin did not raise his hand
[9:54][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] *He suddenly had a glass to clean.
[9:54][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "I haven't. I am just an innocent child leave me out of your kink.
[9:54][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"It's not that bad, I've heard of worse.
[9:54][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:It's not a kink, it's real
[9:55][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "It's practically vanilla..." *She muttered.
[9:55][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he nodded
[9:55][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"I just prefer the written word to holo.
[9:55][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Nodded in agreement to Orestes.
[9:55][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --nods to Six-- "I know right, leaves more to the imaignation.
[9:56][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"That sounds kinda boring. I read all day as part of my work, I don't wanna do it to get off.
[9:56][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I'm a busy woman.
[9:56][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"well, less likely to have someone talking about it in public after looking up your holo library.
[9:56][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "If you don't delete your history or go in incognito mode, it's your own fault.
[9:57][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i don't want to be on my death bed having to beg my friends to delete my holo-library.
[9:57][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"There is still a record, I could pull it up in a few moments.
[9:57][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:She's trying to scare us, right
[9:58][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"And if you are here on the station, Eirene never forgets.
[9:58][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:'And she sees everything.
[9:58][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Eirene's no snitch. Save the paranoia for things that matter.
[9:58][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Think about how many millions of years old Eirene is, that is a mind boggling amount of storage space.
[9:58][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Never said she would snitch.
[9:59][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Pff. Like I care if anyone knows about my porn tastes. They could just ask me.
[9:59][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Then it's a moot point. And we know, T'Ghor, we saw the sticker on your water bottle.
[9:59][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Opens her mouth, then thinks better of saying anything. She eats instead.
[10:00][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"That sticker pack was part of a gift blaine gave me ages ago.
[10:00][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:What sticker is that
[10:00][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*chortles into her beer
[10:00][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"honk
[10:00][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Of course it was that gardenfucker.
[10:02][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"I sent him a set of wood working tools and a mug that said "Got Wood?", anonimously of course.
[10:03][DOIC6]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:*A brief cutaway showed Blaine using a whittling tool as a backscratcher while sitting on his couch in his boxers.
[10:03][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Cute.
[10:03][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "How thoughtful. I think.
[10:03][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he frowned* I'm still cut off from my funds back home.
[10:04][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i don't want to hear about Christmas presents. I got roped into wrapping and hauling Christmas presents for Santa Endel to pass out.
[10:04][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"And the sticker on my bottle is "CBT enthusiast.
[10:04][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"So? You did your good deed for the year. I was Citadel Santa one year.
[10:05][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Is your good deed for this year agreeing not to do it?
[10:05][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Why am I not surprised one bit.
[10:05][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Considering I don't know what the alternative was, I think I got off easy.
[10:06][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i don't want to say to much, but trust me when I say never go to level four.
[10:07][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Why is everyone more kooky and paranoid than usual tonight?
[10:07][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i ahve ssen things man.
[10:08][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"We have had some success getting transmissions to and from home. Put in a request, i'm sure you can get some funds, eventually.
[10:08][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "We've all seen things, we're dealing with it.
[10:08][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:I'm still serving my community service too
[10:09][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i am just saying its not paranoia if people really are after you.
[10:09][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Just volunteer at the animal shelter and spend all day rubbing fuzzy snakes.
[10:09][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Community service? The fuck did you do?
[10:10][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Hey, wait, yeah. You're security, how'd you get in trouble?
[10:10][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "You are security and you have not learned how to doctor a report?
[10:11][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:I don't know, I woke up to an official notice on my PADD.
[10:11][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he looked at Peebs* I didn't hear that
[10:11][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i probably should not have said that.
[10:11][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] *She shook her head in disappointment.
[10:13][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Absolute fuckin' newbies.
[10:14][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Newbies need love too.
[10:15][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:What
[10:15][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"What what? He is the one who is talking about newbies having sex.
[10:16][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "An official notice for what?
[10:17][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:No? I think he was talking about the crewman here.. not newbies having sex? *he looked at T'ghor
[10:17][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "It was a joke, Vaax.
[10:17][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Oh
[10:17][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Yes, it was a joke...
[10:18][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*smirks and shakes her head, nibbling on her fries
[10:18][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Hey now I am not some FNG. I have actual experience.
[10:18][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he ate some more pie
[10:19][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i would have battle scars if it wasn't for 25th century medicine.
[10:20][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Yeah... exploding consoles are a bitch, huh?
[10:20][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"And yet you audibly almost admitted to doctoring reports?
[10:20][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Consoles, I have fought shadow creatures, Chantry Deacons, and rogue vending machines.
[10:20][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Hey, calm down boss. Think of getting your knee kicked in so hard it bends the other way.
[10:22][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i admit my one weakness is that I talk to much and offten too loud..
[10:22][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...I'm not gonna report her Orestes, who the fuck do you think I am?
[10:23][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Who said anything about reporting anyone?
[10:23][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*Istrin watched on, stuffing his mouth with pie
[10:23][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"So out of curiousity... rogue vending machines?
[10:24][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --goes to drink more beer only to discover she is empty.-- "Hank I need a refill over here.
[10:24][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"You haven't had weird shit like that happen to you?" *To Shay
[10:25][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] *He dutifully refilled the pintglass.
[10:25][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Wierd, in some perspectives, sure. But that one sounds interesting.
[10:25][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks at Six-- "oh yeah we were investigating this Dark energy infested station, one of the vending machines kind of came alive and attacked me.
[10:25][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:I was once married to a female version of my roommate.. *he shivered
[10:26][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Once encountered an extremely hostile vending machine in Tokyo...
[10:26][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Back on Earth or another Tokyo?
[10:26][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "The actual Tokyo.
[10:27][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Never been, but I heard it was interesting.
[10:28][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "That's one way to put it.
[10:28][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Did it grow tentacles and try to hae its way with you?
[10:29][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --Peebs shudders at the mention of tentacles.-
[10:29][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Now see, that, is kink.
[10:30][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"It's just the japanese being weird.
[10:30][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "on one away mission I got grabbed by dark tentacles that tried to drag me down into its lair. If the XO hadn't saved me..." --her voice trails off.-
[10:31][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "that is the kind of shit that gives a person PTSD.
[10:32][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"and this lair, was a vending machine?
[10:33][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "No ma'am, its lair was at the bottom of an old lift tunnel..Not really sure what was down there and glad I didn't find out.
[10:34][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I'm surprised there aren't a lot more tentacle monsters in this hell galaxy, to be honest.
[10:34][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i am surprised and releaved I have only encountered one.
[10:35][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"So what was the deal with the rogue vending machine?
[10:36][DOIC2]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He turned to Li after the song ended.* "I want chicken nuggies," *he informed him.
[10:36][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "There was this old Project Salvation station that somehow made its way to the LMC and we found it along the edge of the Black Ocean.
[10:36][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'm grateful there aren't more tentaccle monsters too, Otsuka would be going crazy and not doing her job trying to meet more of them.
[10:37][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] It was a different station from the one with the tentacle monster though.
[10:37][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"I know of one, sort of. Is being studied here on the station.
[10:37][DOIC2]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li nods and takes his hand.* Let's go get some nuggets
[10:37][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Bet you anything the only reason she married Darling is he could grow her a sex vine. Next best thing.
[10:38][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"He probably has already, we just don't know which one is the sex vine.
[10:38][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he shook his head
[10:38][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I think it's my scientific duty to see which one it is." *She nodded sagely.
[10:38][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Needless to say i am a battle hardened veteran now, not some nebie fresh out of training.
[10:39][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:I could just ruin it for you and probe his mind instead
[10:39][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"I've never heard of a sex vine.
[10:39][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "It's self explanatory.
[10:39][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i know I am going to regret this, but what is a sex vine?
[10:40][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Did you people live under a rock your whole teenage life?
[10:40][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "You're not just vanilla, you're straight milk.
[10:40][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"the only plant I know of that is sexually active is my former Commander's Ex.
[10:40][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he shook his head
[10:40][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "fine I'll ask the Delta teams on the Adagio..they'll know.
[10:41][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "I'd say to look it up, but as we all know, everyone can see your search queries.
[10:41][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li guides Adrian into the lounge.
[10:42][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"What an adorable child.
[10:42][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "that is why I ask the Delta's everyione know they are in to wierd shit.
[10:42][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Shay announced.
[10:42][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He waved to the weird people.
[10:42][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor waved back to Adrian.
[10:42][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he looked at the weird kid
[10:42][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "If it isn't my favorite little antichrist.
[10:43][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:What
[10:43][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks over and see the child-- "oh pardon my French, I didn't know there were children present.
[10:43][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"You speak as if you read Omen's
[10:43][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "What? I'm just saying little Damian is adorable.
[10:43][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Adrian." *He corrected Orestes
[10:44][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "is that his name, Damian?
[10:44][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Sorry, that name's taken. I mean, the female version, but it's close enough.
[10:44][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he furrowed his brow
[10:44][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --waves at Adrian-- "Hi there Adrian.
[10:45][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Hi." *He waved back.
[10:45][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li orders some chicken nuggets.
[10:45][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Shay gets up, ordering a bowl of chocolate covered pretzels which she caries back to her table and just sets in the middle.
[10:45][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T"Ghor thinks about it and gets himself some nuggies and tendies too.
[10:46][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] *He supplied them with a basket of dino-shaped nuggies.
[10:46][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li gives them to Adrian.
[10:46][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*istrin strategically placed himself with reach of T'ghor and his plate, sneaking a few off when he wasn't looking
[10:47][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He messily chomped on the nugs.
[10:47][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...You could always just replicate your own.
[10:48][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Why, I got some for me right here? Right orestes
[10:48][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Thanks by the way. *he munched
[10:48][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "Unless you lick them, dino nuggets are fair game," *she nodded.
[10:50][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'll remember that next time, Orestes.
[10:50][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Orestes] "You won't remember any of this after your next bender.
[10:52][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Very likely.
[10:53][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li ruffles Adrian's hair.
[10:53][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He turned, took a half-eaten nugget out of his mouth and offered it to Li.
[10:53][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li shakes his head.* That is all yours son
[10:53][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Shay just enjoyes her own little fish'n'chips meal, almost finished up and laughing a bit at the boys and their nuggets
[10:54][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He dropped the soggy nugget on the ground.
[10:54][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:Adrian..
[10:54][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He went and ate his next nugget as though nothing had happened.
[10:54][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li rubs his nose ridges, having to clean up the mess.
[10:55][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --turns back to her beer, grateful she doesn't have kids.-
[10:58][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*istrin glanced at the mannerless bajoran kid and his nuggies
[10:59][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "Hey Hank let's get some of that cricket popcorn going, that stuff is the bonb.
[10:59][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:'Excuse me Sir. How old is your child?
[11:00][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li looks down to Adrian.* Can you tell the nice lady how old you are?
[11:01][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Cricket popcorn maggie
[11:03][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "yeah its some Kirtascan thing, if you ignore the fact that its bugs, it si really tasty and actually quite addictive.
[11:03][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Bugs? Why and where did you decide to try this
[11:04][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "it was one of the snacks at the Kirtascan orphan's carolling event. I was feeling adventureous and tried it.
[11:05][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"They are very prolific on the station now. A good protien snack
[11:07][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --grabs a handful of the cricket popcorn-- "Cricket popcorn of course is not it official Kirtascan name, but I can't pronoucnce the real name.
[11:07][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:Have you tried some T'ghor
[11:09][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --looks at T'Ghor and figures he is dreaming about snow elves.-
[11:10][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*Shay gestures to the chocolate pretzels on the table when Li looks over, indicating it is fine for his boy to have some.
[11:13][DOIC1]Istrin@the5of43:*he looks to Maggie and nods his head yes
[11:13][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor was dreaming about snow elves indeed, eventually pushing himself off the counter and taking his box of tendies and nuggies.* "I'll see you all later. I have to get some work done.
[11:13][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --raises her beer to T'Ghor-- "Night sir.
[11:14][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*offers a wave
[11:14][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] "i know the Kirtascan kiddies love this stuff and can't get enough.
[11:15][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *After he swallowed his nuggies he chirped,* "Three and a half!
[11:16][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:"Growing fast
[11:17][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles and nods at Shay,, pointing to Adrian.* Do you see those preztels
[11:18][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "No," *he smirked.
[11:19][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*chuckes and sips her beer
[11:19][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li raises his eyebrows.* Alright...no choblit preztels for you
[11:20][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "None for you!" *He giggled as if this was the funniest thing ever.
[11:20][DOIC1]T'Pang@Demoncheru:[Peebles] --she slides her empty mug to hank and grabs some more cricket popcorn for the road.-- "Well I am off to find a quiet place to sleep.
[11:20][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li chuckles, ruffling his hair again.* None for me either
[11:21][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Holo Hank] "Make sure it's not the security brig.
[11:24][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "I'm seepy, fa." *He pulled on Li's arm.
[11:24][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles down at Adrian.* Time to go seepy
[11:25][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] "Yah.
[11:25][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li picks Adrian up in his arms.* Well, I should put him to bed...thank you for the offer. *He says to Shay.
[11:25][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:But it seems he wasn't hungry
[11:25][DOIC1]DGM Apocalypse@liorexu:[Adrian] *He put his head on his daddy's shoulder and was out cold instantly.
[11:26][DOIC1]Zorin Li@ClingingMar:*Li smiles and carries Adrian off back to his quarters.
[11:26][DOIC1]Six@Gonz.:*waves*
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