Captain 37's Hotel

Captain 37's Hotel is an awesome place owned by Captain 37 located somewhere and has OVER 9000 rooms and a bunch of amenities. If you were a sandwich, then the hotel would eat you in 1 bite. That shows how big this hotel is. It is known as the biggest hotel in the UnWorld.
It is so popular with people from Cool Land, that we are going to make a similar style hotel, just outside Ultra City. It is due to be completed in 2024, and it will be the same as the other one with a few minor changes.
==Amenities==
*Over 5 million floors, with each jam-packed with lotsa rooms! However, there is no 4th floor because we didn't want to offend the Chinese. And did I mention, there are only 2 elevators? Both of them can play all types of music, including the Elevator music, If you may have guessed. It can even play films, and there's even a Toilet and a vending machine in them. They have never broken down in history because of UnAnything Logic. But if they do there is a telephone you can use if there is an emergency, it just sits there and collects dust.
*This hotel offers all sorts of rooms for ANY sort of guy, whether you're a tourist, a businessman, or just a guy who likes to sleep in hotels! Our rooms range from absolutely tiny rooms with space only for you and you only to Massive Full Suites™ with 6 bedrooms and 12 bathrooms! Call 1-800-CAPTN37 for prices.
*Three pools - large indoor, VERY large outdoor, AND hazardously large kiddie! However, the kiddie pool is temporarily closed because Umby-Pumby pooped and peed in it and all of our cleaning equipment ASPLODED. Don't worry, we have been working on fixing it... since 2018. Yeah, we don't have a date on when it will be open again.
*A FULLY RENOVATED LOBBY, complete with couches, a computer running Windows 11, couches, couches, couches, a weird TV that only shows the news, the weather and sports, couches, and more couches!
*Free continental BREAKFAST! for everyone! This includes The Bagel, Toast, rotten fruit, something that rhymes with, "mold mereal", and powdered scrambled eggs on Sundays.
*A 60" TV running 528 channels of Weegee Cable! We have CBeebies, Crap Network, C-Span, FOX and 381 channels in Telugu that nobody watches ALL FOR FREE!
**Our TV also has movies ON DEMAND! Check your hotel TV for what movies are airing at the moment. We can't tell you in advance because we haven't got the rights to yet. Sorry :((((((((((((((((((
**Our TVs also have a random shames console in them. Console ranges from Wii to PS5 depending on the room, and all of the controllers have bite marks on them and may or may not work.
*An exercise center on the 582nd floor.
*An arcade in the basement with a few machines with shames: a machine with some weird name like "Emerald Arcade Classics" does not work but we can assume that the shames included are very piss, some pinball tables with very sensitive tilt mechanisms, some fighting game that REALLY does not work, Grand Theft Sesame Street but corrupted, UnAnything: The MOVIE Shame but bootlegged, Gran Turismo 6 but on a small low-resolution LCD, Mario Mart but during The Great Depression so there's no food, Call of Ducky: Modern Warfare (2019) but with stick drift, Banjo with a Kazooie but without Rusty Bucket Bay (actually it might be better this way), Sonic... but Sonic, and Pop'n Music. So I guess Alt 2.0 and Alt 1.0 live here too. Yaaaaaay!
*A couple storage rooms for stuff the Teletubbies use. Don't bang on the door too hard or you might set it off.
*A full-service restaurant located on the 939th floor, serving LUNCH and DINNER on a daily basis.
*Another arcade on the 11th floor that has more machines.
*A whole shopping centre, with restaurants like Captain 0's Pizza and Binley Mega Chippy, but also shops like IKEA and Wawa.
*A bar on the 30th floor that sells drinks ranging from something god created whilst doing something we can’t discuss here to Tierboskat’s “blood”. You must be of legal age to buy alcohol from here, after drinking alcohol please be smart. Don’t hit the road, run it over instead.
*A gift shop that sells random Chinese cheap toys, tacky tourist baiting clothing, really stale snacks and even martinis and other alcoholic beverages that the bar rejected if you want to get crazy.
*Docking stations for aircraft, spaceships and the Big Ship o' Doom.
*A clean air chamber in case Louie stays here and needs to eat.
*A scarily liminal backstage dressing room with multiple closets.
*A Very very very expensive restaurant, which is the UnWorld's most expensive restaurant. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's called The Cow and Pig.
*A huge empty room which can be rented/hired for events.
*Top secret computer rooms that are used to spy on people. Only Squadala Man uses it however.
*A whole place for spaceships to land on the roof, with an interior like that of Ultra City's Ultra City Spaceport Tower.
*Multiple Storage Rooms.
*It's something not much of this place's visitors know, but there actually is a top secret teleporter that can take you anywhere in existence. 
*Those 2 giant statues of Captain 37 aren’t just for pulling people in. They light up in all colors known to man (even the impossible colors and those only a mantis shrimp can see!) and they can play music.
*Captain 37’s personal room on an undisclosed floor and room number (does he live here?). Do not enter or else you will face the consequences.
*A fully fledged GOLF COURSE at the back of the hotel with 19 holes. Cheap and a lot of fun for the whole family until you fail to hit the ball.
*A massive immersive theme park.
*There is also a portal that takes you to the Real World.
==Reserved floors/rooms==
You - Floor 1, Room 1
Me - Floor 2, Room 2
Nobody - Floor 4, Room 1
4chan Sniper - Floor 4, Room 4
Captain 37 - Floor 6, Room 17
WaSnowball - Floor 6, Room 66
Squadala Man - Floor 9, Room 3 
Thanos - Floor 10, Room 12
Portal Central - Floor 12
The Nazis - Floor 14, Room 88
Portal To The Stupidverse - Floor 16
AsentaWaver - Floor 17
Miss Zarves - Floor 18
0 Chimpanze - Floor 20, Room 44
WaWaBonzi Buddy - Floor 21, Room 94
The Story People - Floor 23, Room 83
Wonky Donkey - Floor 25, Room 3
Mr. Key - Floor 25, Room 4
Bonzi Buddy - Floor 32, Room 34
Zero - Floor 30, Room 666
Alt 2.0 - Floor 36, Room 43
Berry - Floor 37, Room 37
Vagineer - Floor 66, Room 5
Snowball - Floor 66, Room 6
Scunt - Floor 69, Room 5
Portal to the Afterlife - Floor 69, Room 420
Junko Enoshima- Floor 69, Room 24
WaBilly Mays- Floor 69, Room 30
X Tubby-floor 69, Room 43
Billy Herrington - Floor 69, Room 69
Tierboskat - Floor 69, Room 420
Docking station for the Big Ship o' Doom - Floor 69
Slimes - mostly on floor 70
Dunecat - Floor 235, Room 14
WaBonzi Buddy - Floor 290, Room 52
Baseball - Floor 403, Room 1
Girlfriend - Floor 433, Room 776
Fireman Sam- Floor 444, Room 8964
WaWaluigi - Floor 666, Room 1
WaWaWaluigi - Floor 666, Room 2
WaWaWaWaluigi - Floor 666, Room 3
WaWaWaWaWaluigi - Floor 666, Room 4
Telephobia- Floor 666, Room 5
The Teletubbies- Floor 666, Room 6
Asplode Po- Floor 666, Room 25
\_/\_//\TINKY WINKY-Floor 666, Room 38
XoX-floor 666, Room 41
Humbah-Floor 666, Room 43
Booba-Floor 666, Room 46
CBeebies-Floor 666, Room 53
Satan - Floor 666, Room 66
Giygas - Floor 666, Room 666
King Harkinian - Floor 924, Room 2
Noo-Noo-Floor 7313, Room 2887
A literal Black Hole - Floor 8416, Room 912
WaWaWaBonzi Buddy - Floor 9000, Room 54
Chuck Norriseegee - Floor 9000, Room 1006
Vegeta - Floor 9001, Room 9001
Steve - Floor 10,000, Room 34
Vlt 2.0- Floor 15,000, Room 75
Megatron - Floor 1,000,000, Room 1,000
Bruticus Maximus - Floor 5,000,000 Room 25
Florence Nightingale - Floor Infinity, Room Infinity
Spanish Armarda - Floor ΩxΩ, Room ΩxΩ
And a bunch of other guys that aren't famous enough to be on this list.
== Trivia ==
* Captain 37's Hotel is currently under "investagation" for harboring OP Gary Stus.
*The hotel was so successful, Captain 37 made his very own cruise ship.
*This hotel has been bombed by the Unbeatables 70 times.
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