The Weapon That Could Supposedly Destroy Minecraft

My 5th Minecraft pasta, I hope you enjoy!
Location: EpicFartNite Sever…
Two mysterious players were having a conversation in a throne room. Behind them was a block of TNT.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: are you sure this is the right thing to do?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: whatever stops them from killing us.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: fine. just, do it.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: it was nice knowing you man.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: yeah, sure.
XxROBLOX_ProxX: hewooo
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: whatdahf***
2 hours earlier…
<Server> JohnnyMac45 joined the game
JohnnyMac45: hey CreeperTom13, you there?
CreeperTom13: you bet.
JohnnyMac45: where are you then?
CreeperTom13: I’m in the abandon mineshaft.
JohnnyMac45: ok, lets try not to act suspicious.
CreeperTom13: what if the admin finds out our secret?
JohnnyMac45: they won’t, let’s just speak in German.
CreeperTom13: BUT WHAT IF THE ADMIN KNOWS HOW TO SPEACK GERMAN!?
JohnnyMac45: don’t use caps! He’ll see it!
CreeperTom13: sorry, lets just get this over with.
The two players meet up in the abandon mineshaft and began chatting in German. Suddenly, a nosey player by the name of TheMaskedMob7 wanders into the abandon mineshaft and discovers the two players having an interesting conversation. TheMaskedMob7 puts their secretive words into google translate and finds out that the two players were talking about the admins house! The admins house is a large obsidian castle that the owners of the server hang out in. The admin and his friend who is the co-owner, are the only ones that have access to the admins house. It appeared that JohnnyMac45 claimed that he knew a glitch that could get them inside the admins house. They continued chatting about what they were going to do to get inside the admins house, not knowing TheMaskedMob7 was watching them. TheMaskedMob7 wanted to be a hero in the admins eyes, so he reported the two players to SwiftNinja.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: well, well, well. What do we have here?
JohnnyMac45: sh*t
CreeperTom13: why hello SwiftNinja! We where just talking about how cool you are.
SwiftNinja examined the chat history.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: I’m not that dumb, unlike you dumb head.
TheMaskedMob7: oooh, roasted!
[Owner] SwiftNinja: shut up
TheMaskedMob7: ok sorry :(
[Owner] SwiftNinja: rule 1 on this server specifically states to never attempt to break into the admins house, never mention the admins house, never ask about the admins house, etc., etc., etc.
CreeperTom13: but why!? What’s so important about what’s inside the admins house!?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: WHAT DID I SAY!?
JohnnyMac45: please don’t banned us, we won’t break into the admins house, we promise!
[Owner] SwiftNinja: fat chance.
JohnnyMac45 and CreeperTom13 where banned from the server, never to be heard from again.
TheMaskedMob7: glad that’s over :)
[Owner] SwiftNinja: yeah…but unfortunately, I’m gonna banned you to.
TheMaskedMob7: wait, WHAT!?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: goodbye.
TheMaskedMob7 was banned from EpicFartNite. Reason: you know too much now.
SwiftNinja went back to watching the server. He went to the minigames lobby, the PVP arena, the parkour courses and the faction bases. There was one thing that disturbed him though, a player in a cactus skin was following him. The players username was XxROBLOX_ProxX.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: um, hi?
XxROBLOX_ProxX: I eat grass.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: ok…
<Server> Jacob90 joined the game
SwiftNinja took his eyes off the noob.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: hey man
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: hello
[Owner] SwiftNinja: listen, we need to talk.
SwiftNinja and Jacob90 teleported to a private area in the server.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: I fear that players know…
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: know what?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: how to get into the admins house.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: nonsense, the admins house is impossible for other players to get access to.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: I had to banned two players that knew how to get into the admins house, and another one for getting in on their conversation!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: you do realize they were probably just joking around.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: what if they weren’t?
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: oh, for craps sake, just let it go!
[Owner] SwiftNinja: fine.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: why do we keep that thing in the admins house anyway?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: we need to keep everybody safe.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: but, couldn’t we just do it now?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: no, we must wait.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: fine…
Suddenly, a message appeared in the chat and there was a loud beeping noise.
<Server> Warning: Admins House has been accessed by unknown user/Server is in lockdown mode/ freezing all entities
Players throughout the server started panicking.
Trooper40: what’s happening!?
TinyDoug: I can’t move!
TheLastUnicorn: help me!
FreddyFoozBall: what the hell is going on!?
Purple_Chan: nani?!?!?!?!?!?!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: I eat grass
[Owner] SwiftNinja: F***! Somebody must have broken into the admins house!!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: But how!?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: never mind that that! The player that broken in must be frozen in place because of lockdown mode, let’s go!
They were the only ones that could move, or so they thought. When they got to the admins house, they found a sign on the throne chair that said: I’m coming for you.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: oh no…
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: do you think it’s a creepypasta?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: it appears they found us. There is only one thing we can do.
SwiftNinja flicked a lever on the side of the throne chair, pistons pushed up a block of TNT from the ground.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: there it is, the weapon that can destroy minecraft.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: what!? you want to set that thing off now!? Not that I’m against it…
[Owner] SwiftNinja: this is the only way we can save everybody.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: are you sure there isn’t another way?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: I’m afraid not.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: are you sure this is the right thing to do?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: whatever stops them from killing us.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: fine. just, do it.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: it was nice knowing you man.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: yeah, sure.
XxROBLOX_ProxX: hewooo
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: whatdahf***
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: how the hell did you get in here!?
XxROBLOX_ProxX: easy, hacks.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: hey I know him!!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: not exactly, allow me to introduce my true self, my name is Edgar Leeman. I was a spy sent from Mojang to investigate the strange activity here. Now I know that you created a heavily modified TNT block that could shut down every Minecraft server on Java Edition. I was the one who placed the sign down by the way, TROLOLOLO!
[Owner] SwiftNinja: YOU MOTHERF*****!!!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: Ha, I’ve been called worse than that.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: why are you doing this?
XxROBLOX_ProxX: well why do you want to destroy minecraft?
[Owner] SwiftNinja: because of the creepypasta’s! they kill people and imprison their souls into this game! What else could we do!?
XxROBLOX_ProxX: CREEPYPASTA’S ARE AS FAKE AS FLUFFY UNICORNS! You obviously went insane by reading one to many creepypasta’s. You need help man.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: says the a-hole who eats grass.
XxROBLOX_ProxX: I was just joking, you know.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: The point is, were saving lives! Set it off Jacob90!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: NO! DON’T DO IT!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: …
[Owner] SwiftNinja: well, what are you waiting for!? You have the flint and steal! Do it!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: no.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: WHAT!?!?!?
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: I can’t. It’s not right.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: YOU MEAN SAVING LIVES ISN’T RIGHT!?
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: there are no lives to be saved! This as all been a waste of summer break.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: what do you mean?
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: XxROBLOX_ProxX is right. Creepypasta’s aren’t real. There just made up stories to entertain people. Were both insane.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: DON’T DO THIS! YOU WERE A BROTHER TO ME!!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: I’m going to destroy the weapon.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: guy’s stop using caps, it’s driving me nuts.
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: SHUT UP!
XxROBLOX_ProxX: ok then…
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: I’m sorry SwiftNinja…
Jacob90 took out an enchanted diamond pickaxe and struck at the TNT, destroying it in one hit.
[Owner] SwiftNinja: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Owner] SwiftNinja: fjshdhgfjusygadfg47-=sdxzzusy:dgsuy.,dfgsduyfgyu232173w64wre
<Server> SwiftNinja left the game
XxROBLOX_ProxX: yeah! Minecraft is saved!
[Co-Owner] Jacob90: I just hope SwiftNinja recovers, who knows what he could be going through right now…
The Admin has never been heard from up to this day, as for the EpicFartNite server, it was shut down do to Mojang thinking it wasn’t safe enough to in active. Jacob90 went on to making his own public server with XxROBLOX_ProxX being his helper. All was well.
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