Joe Man No More

Joe Man No More is a song by Sheila Grieves.
== Lyrics ==
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, the traveler (echo x2) THE TRAVELER!
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he fell into the quicksand, and now he is no more.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he tangled with a lion's cub, now he's nothing more than gore.
*His parachute didn't open (Joe Man: Abre abre!), he plummeted to the ground, though he thought that he would soar.
*He played with matches, he was overcome by smoke, when he failed to reach the door.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, (Joe Man: Stealer no stealing x2) he fell into the river, and he never reached the shore.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he drank some poison, he lies there on the floor.
*He was reading and walking, broke his skull on a stone, didn't look where he was going.
*He was eating and talking, he choked on a bone, now he never leaves his home.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, crossed a rotted rope bridge, and fell to a gorge.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, stuck his finger in an outlet, and was grounded ever more.
*He swung on a vine, the crocodiles beneath him, upon Joe Man did dine.
*He played in the rain, a bolt of lightning found him out, and laid poor Joe Man low.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, (Joe Man screams), he fell into a volcano, and sank into a core
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he went into a jaguar's den, and came out ever more.
*The desert was wide, he ran out of water, the vultures found his hide.
*He sat on a scorpion, the venom dropped him swiftly, and Joe Man's mouth did foam.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, though he tried to get away (Joe Man: Salta!) and jumped, he was gored.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he walked on train tracks, never guessed what was in store.
*He played with some snakes, red next to yellow, what was it? He wasn't sure.
*To rescue a puppy, he ran into traffic, and so entered into lore.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, put his hand in a strange hole, and found that what was for.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, attended the world cup, and was trampled by four score.
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, he ran with scissors, need I say "more"?
*Joe Man, Joe the Traveler, ought have been more careful when he went out to travel.
*Oh Joe Man!
== Scenes ==