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=Grievances=
The following recording was found in Masiu Lato's phone, in Level 4.
==Recording_Apr4_609==
<BEGIN RECORDING>
<Crying>
[Masiu]: Fuck. Fuck, man. I can't fucking do this anymore.
<Shuffling, more crying>
[Masiu]: I CAN'T! WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME!?
<Sniffing>
Masiu: I see it, okay? E-every fucking day, I see it. [Hic] I see her. I see... I see her body, each night... [Hic] And I...
<Crying>
[Masiu]: It's a- a curse! A CURSE! I-it's her and me, every night, I dream it, her corpse, and-
<Sniffing>
[Masiu]: AND WE'RE BOTH WEARING THESE FAKE-ASS J'S!
<Footsteps>
[Tama]: Ayo, what's wrong, Masiu? Where you get those fake-ass shoes from, homie? Ayo, where you get those fabricated-ass J's, bro?
[Basil]: For real, for real. Cardboard-ass, soggy-ass J's. He wearing them, and he sploosh with every fuckin' step!
<Laughing>
[Masiu]: STOP BULLYING ME!
[Nook]: Aw, come on! Masiu has drip, and you know i-
[Corp]: NAH, HE DON'T!
[Tama]: He got those Walfart exclusives!
<More laughing>
[Winn]: Seriously. Where did he get those clown shoes, anyways?
[Basil]: NAHHH, BRO LOOKIN' LIKE THE WHOLE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
<More laughing, Masiu crying in the corner>
[Masiu]: Please, guys, stop sayi-
[Tama]: Man, shut yo' bitchass up, Masiu! You getting the VIP pass into the hood with those shoes.
[Basil]: AND LARA'S GETTING THAT, TOO, WITH THAT GOOFY ASS MARIO FIT-
[Corp]: ON GOD, ON GOD! LOOKIN' LIKE SHE GONNA "Lets-a-go!" INTO THE PEARLY GATES-
<Even more laughing>
[Nook]: I feel like you guys are taking this a bit too far-
[Winn]: Lara had a, how do you say it, "Mario-lookin'-fit", as you guys call it.
[Nook]: O-ok :damn:
[Tama]: HE EVEN LOOKS HOMELESS!
[Basil]: Straight outta Hawaii, man-
<Multiple people shouting over eachother, Masiu still crying>
<END RECORDING>
happy april fools :)
 
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