Sidekick & 3 Amigonauts - Repossession

== Roles ==
Nicole - Kitty Ko (Sidekick)
Gumball - Eric Needles (Sidekick)
Darwin - Vana Glama (Sidekck)
Anais - Mandy Struction (Sidekick)
Richard - Trevor Troublemeyer (Sidekick)
Goblin - Kirbie (3 Amigonauts)
Butterknife - Burt (3 Amigonauts)
The Dolphin Man - Donnie DeWayne (3 Amigonauts)
== Transcription ==
Eric: Kitty! What's going on?!
Kitty: Don't worry, honey. It's just our stuff getting repossessed. BY THESE LOW-LIFE, BOTTOM-FEEDING, UNDER-EDUCATED, UNHYGIENIC, SLIMY, NO-NECK, TOXIC, TRIPLE-CHINNED, OXYGEN-WASTING, CRUDE, GUTLESS, FOUL-SMELLING, BUCK-TOOTHED, CORRUPT, FELONIOUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISEASE-RIDDEN, BULL-LEGGED, YELLOW-BELLY, BACK-STABBING, GHOULISH, VULGAR, DESPICABLE, WORM-HEADED, WORTHLESS AMIGONAUTS!!!
Kirbie: [Enraged by Kitty's insult and prepared to fight her, but suddenly cowers into an emotional wreck] I'm only doing my job! Why are you so mean?! [Runs away crying]
Eric: Kitty, what are you doing?
Kitty: Probably going too far.
[Donnie throws Eric out of the sofa, while another one of the Amigonauts carries the TV out of the house]
Kitty: That TV's broken.
Burt: Is it?
[Kitty kicks the TV, knocking Burt back as well]
Kitty: It is now.
[Another Amigonaut slowly steps towards her]
Herby: [Breathing heavily, gulps] Ma'am?
Kitty: [In a deep voice] WHAAAT?!
Herby: I've been sent to repossess your car.
[kitty's eyes glow and her muscles grow bigger again]
Kitty: [Roars]
Trevor: Hey, I've got a hundred bucks for the car!
Kitty: [Suddenly reverts back to her normal form] Only a hundred? But that car was worth far more than that!
Trevor: Well, you know how things depreciate in value.
Kitty: Trevor, how much could it have depreciated in the time it took to drive from here to the car dealer?
Trevor: Well, I found a dollar in the glove compartment, so I went to that new drive-thru convenience store.
Eric: The convenience store isn't a drive-thru.
[Flashback from a surveillance camera where Trevor crashes into the convenience store]
Trevor: Heh! It is now. Anyways, this is all I could get for it at the junkyard.
[Eric and Kitty facepalm. Trevor does the same thing a second later, and Herby takes the one-hundred dollar bill from him and runs off]
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Category:Spoofs
Category:Parodies