Mario Pissing Part 6 (cancelled project)/transcript

This is a transcript of a video I canceled because I want nothing to do with Mario Pissing anymore. People who wouldn't leave me alone simply because I don't think the first one is my best video forced my hand into archiving the series for good. So yeah here is the transcript for the canceled video.
==The Story==
===The beginning===
Directly after the events of Mario Pissing
Clefable heals Blaze. Blaze says he wants to keep a low profile.
The Squidward sideplot.
Squidward says he's leaving since Mario is a lost cause. Squidward asks a sailor if he can help. Sailor says goodbye to Squidward. SpongeBob says he feels so lonely without Squidward to Krabs. Squidward gets his job back. SpongeBob tries to talk to Squidward but he refuses to have a conversation.
The Luigi sideplot.
Luigi says he can't believe what his brother did. Luigi asks if he can go through theorapy. A woman tells Luigi she's shocked too. Luigi tries to order a ticket to the mushroom kingdom, but is told he's in New York City. Luigi talks to a taxi driver. Luigi is told Mario is in Queens. Luigi visits a random woman who tells Luigi where Mario is. Luigi talks to Mario who is arguing with him. Luigi gets a ride while feeling sad.
At Blaze's place in 2022.
Blaze talks about how he doesn't mind people liking the video anymore and likes it.
At Blaze's place in 2022.
Blaze talks about how Mario Pissing 6 is finally happening.
At Luigi's place in 2023.
Luigi talks about how he's still depressed. Luigi shits. Luigi is told that the rent is long overdue. A guy in jail scares Luigi.
Blaze sideplot in 2023
Blaze says hello to his neighbor before going to Smáralind. At the parking lot there someone tells Blaze to pay money for parking his car there. Blaze finds a Mario Nes cartridge in the trash. The asshole's boss fires him. Blaze is stuck in traffic with the Peter angel.  At home Blaze talks about playing the Nes game. Blaze plays the game. Mario gets out of the game to talk to Blaze.
Mario sideplot
Mario talks to Lex Luthor. Taxi driver talks to Mario. Mario asks where Squidward is, who has left. Mario talks to a sailor. Mario asks Krabs is he can see Squidward. Mario is looking for a car but only finds a boat. Squidward talks to Mario and tells him he misses him. Crabs asks Mario if he can drive him back home. At a café Mario meets up with Luigi. At Mario's home he talks about wanting to meet up with Princess Peach. At the airport Mario orders a ticket to the mushroom kingdom. Bowser tells Mario Princess Peach is at Queens. At Queens Mario asks where Peach is. Mario meets up with Peach. Mario has sex with Peach. Mario asks Peach if she wants to mary him and she says yes. Mario and Peach's wedding begins.
Mario Pissing 1 Bloopers
In the first clip the Goomba says he will wait for him. Mario asks why he should jump on him and the goomba can't answer. The Goomba says he didn't have to announce it. Mario shits and the Goomba doesn't like that. Mario suggests the Goomba to get help.
==The Dialog==
Clefable: Hold on what the hell am I doing? It's just piss, it's not that big of a deal. I better heal Blaze.
Blaze: Oh my god I'm alive.
Clefable: Yep, thanks to me.
Blaze: Look, I'm gonna stay on low profile for a while.
Clefable: Understandable.
Blaze: I want to make Mario think he successfully killed me.
Clefable: Just know that whatever you do, we will always be on your side.
Blaze: And I thank you for that.
Clefable: No problem.
Blaze: Let's find a way to hide.
Clefable: I'm sure you'll find a good one.
Blaze: Right.
Mario tries to order a taxi but is told he has to call it. 
Mario: Taxi.
???: What the hell do you think this is, buddy? New York City?
Mario: Well, I was under the impression that if I yelled taxi, a taxi would come out of nowhere.
???: Um, dude, it doesn't work that way in Iceland.
Mario: Right.
???: You have to call a taxi yourself.
Mario: Alright, I'll do that.
???: Ok.
At a bar Mario asks if the bartander can order a cab for him.
???: What's the matter, man? You don't seem like you need a beer.
Mario: I mean you're right.
???: Right.
Mario: I was wondering if you could order a taxi for me.
???: Sure, no problem.
Mario: Right.
???: What's the matter, man? You don't seem like you need a beer.
Mario: I mean you're right.
???: Right.
Mario: I was wondering if you could order a taxi for me.
???: Sure, no problem.
Mario: Right.
Squidward: You actually did it? You actually killed him?
Mario: Damn right I did.
Squidward: Listen, that's not the right thing to do. You're a terrorist.
Mario: No the fuck I'm not.
Squidward: That's it, that's the last straw. You truly are a lost cause. I'm done with you.
Mario: Fine you're a shitty friend anyway.
Squidward: No I was a good friend, but you fucked up. I'm not taking it anymore.
Sailor: Hi there matey. How are you?
Squidward: Can you get me to the spot directly below Bikini Bottom? I'll swim down there myself when it's time.
Sailor: Woah, man. Everyone knows Bikini Bottom is fictional.
Squidward: You are literally talking to me. How the hell do you explain that?
Sailor: Hold on I thought you were wearing a Squidward costume.
Squidward: Does this look like a costume?
Sailor: I suppose not, you look like an actual cartoon character.
Squidward: I am.
Sailor: Right.
Squidward: So can you fucking do it?
Sailor: Well, there is one spot that's rumored to be the place you're looking for.
Squidward: Right.
Sailor: But as it turns out it's not a rumor, it really is the spot.
Squidward: I mean it is.
Sailor: Right, come aboard, friend.
Squidward: Right.
Sailor: Let's go to that spot.
Squidward: Sounds like a good idea.
Sailor: So here we are matey.
Squidward: Thank you I'll just swim down there.
Sailor: Sounds good.
SpongeBob: Ah.
Krabs: What's the matter, boy?
SpongeBob: I don't know it just feels so empty without Squidward.
Krabs: Well, he quit his job and moved to the surface world. We're just gonna have to deal with it.
SpongeBob: I guess.
Krabs: No worries you'll get over it.
SpongeBob: I guess.
Krabs: You'll see, you'll see.
Squidward: Hey.
Krabs: Long time no see.
Squidward: Indeed. We need to talk.
Krabs: Sure my friend what is it?
Squidward: I want my old job back.
Krabs: Sure.
Squidward: Do you mean it?
Krabs: You're rehired.
Squirward: Really?
Krabs: Yep, SpongeBob missed you.
Squidward: Thank you, man.
Krabs: See you tomorrow morning.
Squidward: Sounds good.
SpongeBob: You're back.
Squidward: Yeah.
SpongeBob: That's so fucking great.
Squidward: I don't want to talk to you.
SpongeBob: Oh please talk.
Squidward: Leave me alone and let me do my job.
SpongeBob: Oh you like me a lot.
Squidward: I don't.
SpongeBob: Oooh.
Squidward: Shut the fuck up and let me get back to work.
SpongeBob: Ok.
Luigi: Oh my god, I can't believe it. How could Mario be doing this? He's so much better than this, or at least he used to be? What the hell happened? How could he be such a criminal?
Luigi: Excuse me? Can I meet up with a therapist?
Woman: You're in luck there is one free one in just a few minutes.
Luigi: Nice. May I see her?
Woman: Sure.
Luigi: I don't feel so good.
Therapist: What's wrong?
Luigi: I'm traumatized.
Therapist: Listen it's alright it's understandable.
Luigi: I can't believe my brother could be such a criminal.
Therapist: Yeah, I agree with you.
Luigi: How could he?
Therapist: Listen I know this is hard to get over, but just stop thinking about it, mind your own life.
Luigi: I guess but what the hell am I gonna do?
Therapist: You will figure it out.
Luigi: You are no help.
Therapist: Just take my advice and you'll be fine.
Luigi: I guess.
Luigi: I would like one ticket to mushroom kingdom.
???: Listen, pal, this is a fucking airport, not a space center. If you want to go there, you have to go there. What the hell are you doing there anyway?
Luigi: Well I wanna see my brother Mario.
??? Oh you haven't heard? He's in New York City with his wife Princess Peach.
Luigi: Right.
???: Get the hell outta here fool.
Luigi: Don't worry, I intent to anyway.
Luigi: Taxi, drive me to New York City.
Taxi driver: Woah, you're a long way from home, pal.
Luigi: Oh I'm not heading home.
Taxi driver: Oh?
Luigi: I'm meeting up with my brother, Mario.
Taxi: My point still stands you are far away from that.
Luigi: Right.
Taxi driver: It's gonna be very expensive.
Luigi: Drive me there anyway.
Taxi driver: Oh, as you wish.
Luigi: Hello.
???: Hi, there.
Luigi: This is New York City, right?
???: What is it to you?
Luigi: Do you know where Mario is?
???: Of course.
Luigi: So where is he?
???: In Queens.
Luigi: Thank you.
???: You're welcome.
Woman: Hello?
Luigi: Do you know where Mario is?
Woman: Yeah, he's here in Queens alright.
Luigi: Right.
Woman: His house is right over there.
Luigi: Thank you.
Luigi: Mario, is it true? Have you become a villain?
Mario: What the hell are you doing here?
Luigi: Well I-
Mario: No I mean legit I never invited you here.
Luigi: Is it true you have become a villain?
Mario: I'm not a fucking villain. I am doing the right thing.
Luigi: This pretty much proves it that yeah you have. As true villains deny that.
Mario: I'm not a fucking villain.
Luigi: You have gone down a dark path which you are not likely to get back from it's very sad.
Mario: Fuck off.
Luigi: I am going, again this is indeed very fucking sad.
???: Can I help you?
Luigi: Yeah sure just drive me out of New York City.
???: You seem depressed pal, is something wrong?
Luigi: Yeah.
???: What is it?
Luigi: My brother went a dark path and never returns.
???: Rough, pal. Understandable, my brother went a dark path too.
Luigi: Understandable.
???: So come in I will drive you.
Luigi: Right.
Luigi: Oh man Mario still feels no regret for what he did years ago. I'm disappointed, I thought he was better than this.
Luigi: Alright, it's time to take a shit.
???: The rent is long overdue.
Luigi: Please give a chance I'm still depressed over what my brother has become.
???: Do you think I give a fuck? Your problems are not my concern.
Luigi: But-
???: No buts pay off.
Luigi: I can't I'm a poor-
???: Then you are under arrest.
Luigi: Goddamn it I hate being here.
???: I love having you here though.
Luigi: You scare me.
???: Good I am supposed to scare you.
Luigi: Ok.
???: I will rape you in about an hour.
Luigi: Please don't.
???: Too bad I will regardless.
Luigi: Oh, man.
Neighbor: Howdy there neighbor.
Blaze: Hello.
Neighbor: How are you doing?
Blaze: I'm doing good.
Neighbor: Good to know.
Blaze: Right.
Neighbor: So are you heading somewhere?
Blaze: Yeah I'm about to drive to Smáralind with my car.
Neighbor: Sounds good.
Blaze: Nice.
Neighbor: See you around neighbor.
Blaze: See you around.
???: Hey.
Blaze: Hello.
???: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Blaze: What do you mean, sir?
???: You can't park there.
Blaze: I just did.
???: No I mean you aren't allowed to park here.
Blaze: What's wrong? A lot of people are parking here.
???: Enough park somewhere else.
Blaze: Alright.
???: By somewhere else I mean not at this fucking parking lot.
Blaze: What's wrong?
???: Park your drive somewhere else or pay a 4,000 fine.
Blaze: I'll go with the fine.
???: Goddamn it, that's not what I wanted.
Blaze: No worries I'll pay it.
???: Ok, fine I will accept that for now.
???: Your car is still here.
Blaze: Yeah.
???: I told you to get this stinking piece of shit out of here.
Blaze: I paid the fine.
???: It doesn't matter, I still want it gone.
Boss: Are you harassing innocent people just minding their own business again?
???: Not your concern this is only between me and that stupid guy.
Boss: That's it you're fired.
???: Oh fuck you too. I'm doing my job better than you ever did and you know it.
Boss: Did he scam money out of you?
Blaze: Well I had to pay a fine of 4,000 dollars.
Boss: I'm sorry, this guy is a real dick, I have told him for months to do his job well, and he never listened. He conned a lot of people out of their money just to tell them he wants the cars gone anyway.
Blaze: It's fine I have a lot of money.
Boss: Are you sure you don't want your money back?
Blaze: Yes, I'm sure like I said I have a lot of money.
Boss: Alright if you say so, you can keep the car in the parking lot.
Blaze: No it's fine, I was on my way out of here anyway.
Boss: Alright, fair enough.