Unikitty X Spongebob Parody Shanghaied

Narrator: And now, it's time for Emmet's Pick. Hosted by Unikitty's number one fan, Emmet the construction man.
Emmet: [opens the door] Hi there, kids. Welcome to Emmet's Pick. Why don't come on back on the galley? I got a little treat for you today. [walks to a purple curtain and shows a large cue card with the title "Shanghaied" on it] We're gonna see my favorite show, "Shanghaied"! Ta-da!
Jeremy: Boring!
Emmet: Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Jeremy the dog. Jeremy, please say hello to the nice people.
Jeremy: Bark! I'm being held here against my will! Help!
Emmet: GRRRRRRR!!!!! [Jeremy runs away] Oh, Jeremy! Come back! Jeremy? Oh, Jeremy? Where did you go? [enters something] Jeremy? Are you in there, buddy? Jeremy? Jeremy?
[The screen reveals that Emmet is in a cannon that is pointing outside the window]
Jeremy: [laughing and Barking]
Emmet: Get me out of here you stupid dog! [The cannon blasts Emmet out and Emmet screams. He lands through the roof of a neighboring house. Emmet returns, still smoking from the cannon blast] Well, roll the cartoon. [the screen fades to black and the episode starts]
Unikitty: (yawns) Mmm, Unikingdom-Os! With one of eight essential prizes inside! [checks in the cereal box but then a giant pixelated anchor comes crashing through Unikitty's house] Holy rabies! [runs out to Master Frown] Master Frown! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Master Frown! [Master Frown pokes his head through his window] Master Frown! The sky had a baby!
Master Frown: [Looks at the anchor and annoyed at Unikitty's idiocy] That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away! [Puppycorn comes over]
Puppycorn: [Stupidly] Hey, Unikitty! The sky had a baby!
Unikitty: I know! What do you think we should name it?
Puppycorn: How about...
Master Frown: Why don't you two go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! [Anchor pixelated crashes into Master Frown's apartment] Now look what you've done!
Unikitty: We didn't do it, Master Frown. Our paws are clean! [the royal siblings show their spotless paws]
Puppycorn: They are Clean. See?
Master Frown: [on top of his apartment] Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing.
Unikitty: Wouldn't that be the top?
[Master Frown starts to climb the rope]
Unikitty: Master Frown, wait! Wait!
Puppycorn: Master Frown! [Unikitty and Puppycorn start climbing the rope also]
Narrator: A few inches later...
Unikitty: [points up] Ship!
Puppycorn: Unikitty, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?
Unikitty: No, look, a giant ship! [A giant 8-bit green ship is seen. Puppycorn is shocked to see he was wrong while Master Frown is not amused.]
Master Frown: Great! Let's go! Now I can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of my mind.
Unikitty: I don't know, Master Frown. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.
Master Frown: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.
Unikitty: Master Frown, wait! [all 3 reach the top]
Master Frown: All right, who owns this crate? [notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it] Come on out RIGHT NOW! I wanna file a complaint! [Unikitty looks around the ship]
Unikitty: Doesn't this place seem familiar?
Puppycorn: I don't know. Why?
Unikitty: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? [Master Frown rings the doorbell]
Puppycorn: Yes!
Unikitty: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. [Unikitty walks by a barrel that says "property of the Score Creeper"]
Score Creeper: Rawr!
Unikitty: No, no, it's not "rawr!"
Score Creeper: I am the Score Creeper!
Unikitty: Hey it's the Score Creeper, You weren't supposed like playing video games?
Score Creeper: I've choosen playing as a pirate because is fun anyway, Who be disturbin' the Score Creeper in his own lair?
Unikitty: [Oblivious] It's Master Frown. He wants to complain to you. [the Score Creeper gives an evil look to Master Frown as he waits for answer]
Master Frown: [Nervously] I...no, I don't.
Unikitty: Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all? [the Score Creeper glares angrily at Master Frown]
Master Frown: [laughs nervously] I never said that.
Score Creeper: Insultin' a man's ship is worse than insultin' his mother!
Unikitty: No, no, wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship. [the Score Creeper shoots fire out his nose frying up Master Frown]
Master Frown: [screams] Ow.
Score Creeper: [looks over to Unikitty and Puppycorn] You're next!
Unikitty and Puppycorn: [screaming and jumping off the ship] That was a close one! [land back on the ship]
Score Creeper: Welcome back!
Unikitty: [She and Puppycorn scream and jump off the ship] That was a closer one! [land back on the ship]
Score Creeper: Welcome back! [Unikitty and Puppycorn scream and they jump off the ship]
Master Frown: Hey! How come when they act up, all they get is the welcome wagon? If you ask me, it's... [the Score Creeper zaps Master Frown while Unikitty and Puppycorn land back on the ship]
Score Creeper: So, are you gonna try that again?
Puppycorn: Probably. [the Score Creeper zaps Master Frown]
Score Creeper: How 'bout now?
Puppycorn: Uhh...
Master Frown: [covers Puppycorn's mouth with his hand] No, no, they're not. Whew. [the Score Creeper zaps Master Frown]
Score Creeper: Now listen. [takes out a "Video Game Rule Book"] Whosoever sets foot on the Score Creeper's 8-bit ship, uninvited or otherwise, shall become members of his ghostly gamers crew forever! [closes rule book] And, uhh [opens rule book], ever. [closes rule book]
Master Frown: Will we be getting business cards?
Score Creeper: No. You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people and making then play video games forever. It'll be grueling, mind- numbing, and repetitive. Just like...daytime television.
Master Frown: Now you listen here, mister. If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy. I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting! [holds up a green jockstrap] Whoever told you that having oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was a good idea... [the Score Creeper picks up Him] Oh, oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me... [the Score Creeper unzips something in mid-air] Oh, gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? [the Score Creeper tosses Master Frown into the Fly of Despair. Master Frown screams as he falls inside the Fly of Despair. Unikitty and Puppycorn watch Master Frown disappear out of sight with a clearly worried expression.]
Score Creeper: [closes Fly of Despair] Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?
Unikitty: [Turns into Angry Kitty] SCORE CREEPER, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOSSED MASTER FROWN INTO THE SCARY ZIPPER! YOU BETTER SUFFER!
[Unikitty tried to burn the Score Creeper, but he quickly dodges the breathing fire and opens the Fly of Despair back up. He takes out his heavy crowbar and just when Unikitty was about to kill the Score Creeper, Score Creeper swings his heavy crowbar at Unikitty which turns her back to normal and sends her colliding into Puppycorn where they both fall down the Fly of Despair]
Score Creeper: Goodbye!
[Score Creeper closes the Fly of Despair back up, making the demonic laughter as well as Unikitty and Puppycorn's screaming vanish. He makes the zipper vanish with a snap of his fingers]
Score Creeper: [To himself] Let me bring out Hawkodile and Dr. Fox.
[Hawkodile and Dr. Fox appear on the ship with Score Creeper's magic]
Score Creeper: Welcome to my ship you two.
Dr. Fox: Why are we here, Score Creeper?
Hawkodile: Yeah. What are the things you want me and Dr. Fox to do?
Score Creeper: Well, for starters, you can...swab the deck! [hands them a mop and a bucket]
Dr. Fox: Look Hawkodile! A real life ghost mop!
Hawkodile: And I got this hat!
Score Creeper: Listen! We're heading down to Unikingdom and Frowntown tonight for a little haunting spree and making them play video games, so I want this ship to look good and scary!
Dr. Fox: You mean you want it to look good...and scary. Well, I think we can probably...
Hawkodile: No! No! I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.
Dr. Fox: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good!
Hawkodile: I don't get it.
Dr. Fox: Look at me! It's easy! It simply means that...
Score Creeper: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.
Dr. Fox: So, you don't want it to look good?
Score Creeper: GET MOVING!!!! [Dr. Fox and Hawkodile get so scared that they start mopping]
Hawkodile and Dr. Fox: [singing while sweeping with the mop and bucket] A sailor gamer's life is a wonderful life! A wonderful life for sure!
Score Creeper: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Unikingdom ablaze with fear! [howls like a wolf]
Dr. Fox: [bleats like a sheep]
Hawkodile: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
Score Creeper: [howls like a wolf]
Dr. Fox: [bleats like a sheep]
Hawkodile: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee! [the Score Creeper is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle- eedle-eedle! [the Score Creeper is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle! [the Score Creeper is going to howl again but Hawkodile cuts him off] Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
[Very long and awkward silence]
Score Creeper: Eh, that'll do. Okay, you with the glasses, since the crocodile bird is working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here. Use this spyglass. Now hurry up! We're burnin' moonlight!
Dr. Fox: Let's see who we can find. [spins telescope on ground] Captain, there's a guy we can scare. [telescope points to a big tough guy. The Score Creeper stares wide eyed, then nervously blows on the telescope, spinning it slightly to land on a little child]
Rascal: I had four biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had three!
Score Creeper: Ahh, it does me heart good to see children out after dark. Hawkodile, take us behind those rocks.
Hawkodile: Let's start moving behind the rocks!
[Hawkodile moves the ship, scratching and tearing up through the rocky parts of the ground]
Dr. Fox: Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Creeper'n, we'll buff out those scratches.
Score Creeper: All right, never mind it. Just jump out when I give the signal. [the Score Creeper scares Rascal from behind a rock]
Score Creeper: BOO!! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost gamers pirates! [points to Dr. Fox and Hawkodile who are getting confused]
Dr. Fox: Was that the signal? Okay, sorry, sorry, just...just do it again.
Score Creeper: With the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost gamers pirates! [Dr. Fox and Hawkodile come out and Dr. Fox does a little trick with her fingers]
Dr. Fox: How does he do that?
Score Creeper: Get back on the ship right now!
Hawkodile: It is still a mystery!
Score Creeper: Never mind.
Rascal: Those guys are dorks.
Score Creeper: Yes! But, sometimes they're my dorks. [goes back to showing Dr. Fox and Hawkodile steering through the rocks tearing up the ship. the Score Creeper looks annoyed]
Dr. Fox: You're good. You're good. You're good. [the Score Creeper, goes through the Unikingdom terrorizing a citizen named Dino Dude while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile do stupid tricks. Later, the ship is still getting wrecked] You're good. You're good. You're good. [the Score Creeper, goes through Frowntown terrorizing a citizen named Crankybeard while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile do stupid tricks. Later shown the ship is still getting wrecked] You're good.. You're good. You're good. [the Score Creeper scares another citizen in Unikingdom named Theodore while Dr. Fox and Hawkodile in figure skate in purple and gold tights.]
Dr. Fox: Why do you think the Score Creeper asked us to wait in our bunk room?
Hawkodile: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward!
Dr. Fox: Like movie passes?
Hawkodile: Or an oversized coffee mug?! [both start bouncing insanely while laughing]
Score Creeper: I've been thinking. Please stop bouncing! [both stop] This whole crew for eternity thing isn't working out. It's not really you so much as it is me.
Dr. Fox: You're setting us free?
Score Creeper: Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner! [Dr. Fox and Hawkodile scream]
Hawkodile: Wait, I have an idea!
Dr. Fox: Really?! What is it?
Hawkodile: Let's leave!
Dr. Fox: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the...perfume department. [points to a room full of perfume and real life customers]
Hawkodile: Let's do it. [Dr. Fox gulps. They try to run through the department but get sprayed with all sorts of perfume. Someone even goes as far as removing Hawkodile's gas mask and spraying him in the face with perfume]
Dr. Fox: [panting] I'M NEVER GOING IN THERE AGAIN!
Hawkodile: Yeah!
Dr. Fox: [hears something strange] Wait! Listen! [the Score Creeper is in his room]
Score Creeper: Dear Diary: I told them I'm going to eat them tomorrow. I made up some of that brown sauce my cousin showed me just for the occasion. Ahh, it's a good thing I found my dining sock again. Remember the last time I lost me dining sock, I couldn't eat for a whole week. Yes, sir, sometimes I wonder how I'd survive if anything should ever happen... [notices sock is gone and sees Dr. Fox and Hawkodile peeping on him before escaping.]
Score Creeper: [On the ship, Dr. Fox and Hawkodile are running but the the Score Creeper pops out in front of them] Give me back my sock! Everyone knows I can't eat without it!
Dr. Fox: NEVER!!
Score Creeper: Okay, then... [he tries to zap Dr. Fox, but she holds up the sock as protection] Ahh! Oh! Give it to me!
Dr. Fox: NO! [Sock begins to tear]
Score Creeper: [panicking] Wait! You're stretching out the elastic!
Hawkodile: It would seem we have reached an impasse.
Score Creeper: The crocodile bird is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you...three wishes.
Hawkodile: Make it five.
Score Creeper: Four.
Hawkodile: Three. You can take it or leave it.
Score Creeper: (gives him an odd stare) Okay...uhh, three. You get three wishes.
Dr. Fox: Wow! Three wishes, Hawkodile. Isn't that great?
Hawkodile: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier! [clock goes backwards one minute]
Score Creeper: Okay. You got two wishes left. [Hawkodile smiles in embarrassment at an angry Dr. Fox]
Dr. Fox: [slaps him playfully] Well, we still have two more. How exciting! I wish Master Frown were here to see this.
[Cut to Master Frown falling down a spaghetti and meatball part of the Fly of Despair with Unikitty and Puppycorn. Unikitty is the first one to exit the Fly of Despair. She bounces down a hill and falls down a jagged rocky cliff. She plunges right through the roof of the armory building filled with guns and explosives. The screen fades to black before series of explosions are heard. Then, it shows Puppycorn exiting the Fly of Despair through a hole as well. He bounces off a rock and begins sliding down the hill. Up ahead is the roof of an abandoned hideout with a rectangular board attached to it. Puppycorn falls off the hill a foot down and breaks the rectangular board and crashing sounds as well as Puppycorn grunting in pain are heard. Cut to the stairs of the abandoned hideout. Puppycorn is seen falling with the rectangular board, bouncing him over several steps and off the wall which sends him sliding on the railing. Puppycorn leaps off the railing after a few seconds and begins sliding down the stairs. Cut to the view of a window of the ocean where Puppycorn shoots past screaming. Now cut to Puppycorn shooting up the stairs and in the air past the abandoned hideout, sending him down a steep ramp. At the end of the ramp is a barrier in which Puppycorn hits, ejecting him off the board, out of the abandoned hideout, and into the ocean water. Cut to Master Frown's apartment where Master Frown is the last one to exit the Fly of Despair through a hole which sends Master Frown crashing through the roof of his apartment and onto the floor]
Master Frown: Boy. I'm glad all that's over. [reappears on the ship]
Dr. Fox and Hawkodile: Master Frown! There you are!
Dr. Fox: Guess what? the Score Creeper gave us three wishes! Hawkodile used the first one and I guess I... [realizing] just used the second one.
Master Frown: Well, then, the last one you owe me because you know who got me back into this mess!
Hawkodile: Wait! I think it belongs to me! [everyone starts to argue] Because I didn't really get a real wish, so why should you get a wish...
Dr. Fox: That is so not fair because YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!! [their arguing devolves into incoherent yelling, babbling and shouting]
Score Creeper: SHUT UP!!!! Using my mystic other-worldly powers, I shall decide who gets the last wish. [uses the eeny- meenie-minie-mo method] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... [finishing eenie-meenie-minie-mo] You are it! [stops on Dr. Fox]
Master Frown: You need to think about something, Dr. Fox! We're about to get eaten. What can you wish for to make it so we don't get eaten?
Dr. Fox: Don't worry, Master Frown. I've got it all figured out. He won't be able to eat us because...I wish the Score Creeper was a vegetarian! [the Score Creeper turns into a vegetarian and Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Master Frown re-appear in front of Unikitty's castle but you can only see their heads]
Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Master Frown: Hooray!
Dr. Fox: We're home!
Hawkodile: You did it my love. We're saved!
Master Frown: But, why have we been turned into fruits? [their bodies have been turned into fruits and they are in a blender]
Score Creeper: Hey! I get a wish too! Fruit prevents scurvy! [slices a banana while whistling Dr. Fox, Hawkodile, and Master Frown bounce away in the blender] Hey! Get back here with that! I'll get ya! [He chases them around the ship, which is now a hippie-themed Volkswagen with a main mast. The episode ends and Emmet reappears.]
Emmet: Hello, children! I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls enjoyed the show. Here is a story I want to tell you kids. When Unikitty fell out of the hole which is the exit from the Fly Of Despair, she bounced down a hill multiple times and it sent her down a jagged rocky cliff. The instant she fell into the armory, series of explosions occurred, leaving Unikitty in shambles. Now, she needed a 24 hour surgery and the hospital had to save her life. [shows Unikitty in a wheelchair wrapped up from head to toe except her wounded face] Now, she won't be going to work at The Happy Burger temporarily. When Puppycorn made his way out of the Fly Of Despair, he got stranded at the ocean to where an abandoned hideout is. Now someone will have to find her little bro and will have to take him back home at the Unikingdom. Let me hear you all say hooray.
Old-time crowd: Hooray!
Emmet: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! [Jeremy walks to Emmet with the letter. There is a lit fuse on Jeremy's head] Envelope please, Jeremy. Thank you my fine canine assistant.
Jeremy: Bark. You're welcome.
Emmet: [sniffs the air in a panic] OH NO, JEREMY! DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?! [notices the fuse] JEREMY!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! THERE A FUSE IN YOUR HEAD!!!! I GOT TO GET IT OFF YOU QUICKLY!!!!
Jeremy: BARK!!! BARK!!! QUICK!!! QUICK!!! GET THAT FUSE OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! GET RID OF THAT FUSE BEFORE I- [Jeremy blows up along with Emmet. Emmet coughs a few times and recovers from the blast]
Emmet: Well, that's it for Emmet's Pick. Good night, kids. [Emmet collapses to the floor and Jeremy groans in pain]
THE END
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