Evenaria

Memeland, officially The Dutch Republic of the Kingdom of Northern North Brazil, Dinosaurs and Memes and sometimes Evenerinia, is Hyrule's biggest failed abortion in South America. It is large because it was said so. The country's population of 57 million people worship the almighty JJ the Meme Kid, better known by his pseudonym Jeffrey Jackson or his real name Jelle Aboikoni, alongside a bunch of fake Americans and the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Although everyone speaks in Dutch, no one cares because no one cares about the Netherlands either. The country is irrelevant as all heck as it is overshadowed by its southern neighbor Brazil and also its neighbors. It has a failed abortion too, called Suriname. Like Malacca, it has way too many ethnic groups, and is divided into 14 tribes representing subcultures disguised as states.
==History==
In 16XX, the Ducky Empire created a colony called Brazil. In 1630, a bunch of weed smokers took over and renamed it New Hyrule, but some onion-confiscating general came and annexed Hyrule and the colony was forced to become independent, being known as Evenaria. In 1822 two of King Jan I's sons, Jan II and Johan I, played a shame of Minecraft that went horribly wrong and escalated into a full-out war. When Prince Frederick arrived, he challenged them to a Pokémon battle in Kaalport, but it escalated into a DnD campaign that ended in the capture of Agreste and Mauritsstad and the twins being yeeted to France.
Brazil tried to make Evenaria come to him, but refused to, and so a war broke out. Evenaria using the power of the Butterfly Miraculous akumatized Mato Grosso and made it secede, as well as ended up stealing Jan and Johan's Miraculouses and using them to gain immense power. But that power was ended when a bunch of Black Mysterious Guys rebelled between 1878 and 1881 and told the King to end slavery, which he did.
In 1938 Jan III thought it would be a good idea to move the capital from Mauritsstad to a new city in the middle of nowhere. However that move backfired and now the new city, Meridia, stands as a threat to Evenaria and the world while Mauritsstad is the hero. Sometime around the 1980's a Chinese spy balloon caused everyone to be brainwashed into inciting a rebellion and overthrowing the monarchy, creating a commie state. But the CIA stopped them just in time and so Evenaria became a capitalist monarchy again, and they all lived happily ever after. 
Oh wait, there is no fairy tale. Forget it. Anyways, the end.
==Ethnic groups==
Evenaria is an extremely bizarre nation composed of different ethnic groups. The country long ago used to be native, but was conquered by HUE in the 1500s only to be seized by Hyrule until 1810 when it gained independence due to Napoleon Bonaparte. As a result, Evenaria has a very weird ethnography that only JJ the Meme Kid could logically explain, but refuses to because of his comedic nature.
The country is divided between multiple ethnic groups, and are as follows:
*Dutch people: Probably the majority ethnic group. Everyone in Evenaria has at least 0.0000000001% Dutch ancestry, and majority came from the northern and western Netherlands, including Fries-land and Amsterdam.
*Portuguese people: Churchy Catholics from Brazil and the Ducky Empire.
*Gronisches: Random Lutherans speaking a weird form of German that makes no sense and used to be a mix of Portuguese and German dudes exploring the Amazon. They live in far-western Evenaria.
*Afro-Evenarians: A bunch of Black Mysterious Guys claiming to be the dead souls of West African slaves from the Dutch colonial era.
*Amerindians: Cannibals.
==Culture==
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=="States" (Tribes)==
*Alagoa - Evenarian Ohio
*Amapa - Jungle. Has a bizarre star-shaped fort claimed to have been built by the Portuguese, but actually serves as the South American base of operations of The Loud House.
*Belem - Most based state. Home to Chad City.
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*Ceara - Kay-D
*Groenland - Has a weird dialect of German.
*Grote Kaap - 
*Lage-Amazone - 
*Maranham - No! We are not France!
*Papagio - No! We are not GoAnimate City!
*Pernambuco - Mauritsstad.
*Polypotamia - Evenarian Alabama
*Sint-Plechelmus - 
*Zuid-Amazone - 
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