Yap War

This page describes an event.The Yap War was an armed conflict between McDonald's and Evil Lay's which lasted for almost two years and took place in the Yap Islands.
== Background ==
Throughout early 1983, Evil Lay's began increasing it's military presence and setting up archeological dig sites in the Yap Islands. Their goal was to find the alleged Thimagpido’rangburger Idol rumored to have been located on the island. According to (chicken) legend, it was an ancient pure-gold idol of a burger. If Evil Lay's could locate this idol, they would be able to prove Neil R. Burger was a fraud. Upon hearing of Evil Lay's plans, legendary soldier Ronald McDonald sent the entire McMilitary to the Yap Islands.
== War ==
On the morning of August 18th, 1983, the McDonald's Naval Fleet began bombardments against Evil Lay's-occupied beaches along the northwestern coasts of the islands. This lasted for several days before Ronald led a unit onto Romung, the northernmost island, and captured a base. Hours later, the base was abandoned as the troops had brought nothing to defend themselves with during the counterattack. This would continue during the first few months of the war before Ronald decided they should bring weapons.