Ladies Night/Transcript

== Tina Fey's Narration ==
I'm tired of customizing a stupid sandwich! It's so repetitive, BMT after BMT after BMT. It's ok when it comes to Tuna Trio, though. 
== Jennifer Aniston's Narration ==
I need a brake so I can buy some mascara! My job prevents me from looking pretty. It is like, horrible. You wish you didn't live like--well, me!