Judge, Dairy, and Executioner

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Judge, Dairy, and Executioner," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining ska and dairy music. They are tried for crimes in intergalactic court, are represented by a public defender, and listen to witness testimonies. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci enter the studio to find two cartons of lukewarm milk waiting for them. They don't question the gifts and begin drinking them, which teleports them to the Dairy Court Universe. They mistake it for a Dairy Queen and attempt to order food, but are then greeted by the Dairy Courtisan, who has summoned them to be tried for the following crimes:
# Limited perception
# Ignorance
# Dining and dashing
# Numerous cases of spreading inaccurate and anti-dairy propaganda
# Slander of Bluebonnet Ice Cream
Before the DJs can begin their trial, a public defender named Miss McCheese arrives and agrees to represent them throughout the case. As the trail unfolds, both Dillon and Matt speak to Miss McCheese privately with the goal of turning on one another so the other can avoid penalties. Miss McCheese agrees to turn on both DJs with the other.
As the DJs are interrogated for their crimes, neither do a great job of proving innocence. The court then calls on character witnesses. The first witnesses are a group of people from various Italian food universes – Big Daddy of the Calzoniverse, Mr. Panzerotti of the Panzerottiverse, and others from gelato and tomato-based universes – who vouch for Dillon. Then wedding DJ union leader Philipe Alkazar calls to praise both Dillon and Matt, claiming they play the best Aretha Franklin tunes and dozens of songs by Meghan Trainor. A final witness testimony comes from Tiffany, a body guard previously hired by Double Heads. She vouches for Matt – who she claims has done great work in the boars milk community – and does not vouch for Dillon – who she claims made her dress up in a cat suit while his real cat was missing.
Ultimately, the court finds both Dillon and Matt guilty, but defers to Miss McCheese on their sentencing. She determines they should be punished with community service, which they will complete the following week as vinyl DJs for the soft opening of We Luv Video in the Stromboliverse. 
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dairy Courtisan
Miss McCheese
Philipe Alkazar
Tiffany
Big Daddy
Mr. Panzerotti
==Featured Music==
Beck - "Peaches & Cream"
Skatune Network - "Everytime We Touch"
Tom Waits - "Ice Cream Man"
Rancid - "Ruby Soho"
Smashing Pumpkins - "Mayonnaise"