Susan Travels The World Part 1 (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Tails: “Sasha, I am planning to give Gaia City Educational Center a travel around the world.”
Sasha: “Oh, that’s great! I thought you were planning something I don’t believe in.”
Tails: “Well, remember, we might have to fend off many foes. All kinds of foes are native to each of their areas. I don’t know how to build a Super Wispon, but I know how to train you. After all, the reason why you wanted to become my arch nemesis is so that you can train with me.”
Sasha: “Yes, that was the reason.”
Tails: “What if I told you there are different combinations of Wisp powers? It’s going to make you more versatile in combat!”
Sasha: “Oh, that’s amazing!”
Tails: “That’s why Samantha claims to be superior to you. She is. She knows the different types of Wisp ability combinations. By the way, we did this so that I can be given more of a challenge, so that I can learn from my errors. If I lose my enemy, after all, I lose many opportunities to learn from my mistakes.”
Sasha: “That’s a great way to look at our rivalry.”
Tails: “By the way, she had the superior Wisp, so she gave you this Wispon, and not the ultimate version, because she didn’t feel you had a friendship with the Wisps as good as hers. I agree too. But since you trained Wisps and gave them the ability to power different types of gadgets, I can say for sure that you can be a great fighter. However, although all of the other basic Wisp powers are free. You need to get some Hyper-go-on. By the way, I got Hyper-go-on from the Mother Wisp.”
Cream: “Did you ask consent from her to give those types of Hyper-go-on?”
Tails: “Yes. I did. Sasha, try using Spikes + Lightning!”
Sasha: she activates Spikes + Lightning after breaking the pink and yellow Hyper-go-on containers and gets out a lightsaber “This is cool! What can I use it on?’
Tails: “No! No! Not my machines!”
Sasha: “You had more backup plans? Seriously?” she uses her Orange Rocket jet pack to fly away from Prower Corps and spots a wall behind the wall she saw a while ago and uses the lightsaber to break through the wall
Tails: “Darn it. You found my machines. Here’s a deal. Try destroying them all with your powers and if you succeed, I will use my money to donate to Gaia City Educational Center instead of make an Infinite the Jackal Joke Eliminator.”
Sasha: “Wait, what?”
Tails: “I made my offer conditional, because I want to use the Infinite Joke Eliminator to eliminate jokes about him so that everyone will treat him seriously, because he was one of the worst Mobians to exist in Mobius.”
Sasha: she uses her lightsaber to destroy the machines Tails kept under a wall
Tails: “Figure the rest of the Super Wispon abilities out.”
Sasha: “What is Cube + Burst?” she uses Cube + Burst and creates an explosion that turns the machines into blue cubes “Cool! Semi-literally!” she uses her Spikes + Lightning ability to destroy the machines
Tails: “There’s too many-“
Sasha: she uses Indigo Asteroid and absorbs all of the machines
Tails: “That was excellently solved! I’m donating some of my money to Gaia City Educational Center to give all of the people that study there a trip around the world and a no classes day.”
6pm
Lanolin: “Oh! Looks like Tails donated to the school for a… trip around Mobius?”
Lillian: “We’re going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship zooming through Mobius! Decide to let everyone do it, Mom!”
Lanolin: “That’s a great idea!”
Tomorrow at 8am...
Tails: "Gaia City Educational Center Students! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD?"
Everyone Cheered
Tails: "Let's go! I got my Tornado! It's big enough to support 1000 people, but since there's only about two thousand of you, don't worry, it may have costed more money, but I have four other planes which are as luxurious as the Tornado. They can fit 500. Let's have a great time, everybody!"
The students cheered and went inside the planes
Sasha: she winks
Susan: "You did something to make Tails make this decision, right?"
Sasha: "Correct."
One flight later...
Tails: "Welcome to Central City, everyone! It's the home of G-U-N and the biggest city in the world!" 
Students: "Wow!"
Sasha: "It's so cool!"
Shadow: "Freeze. NOW!"
Sasha: "What is it, Shadow? I thought you were our leader!"
Shadow: "I am the Ultimate Lifeform! I can handle things all by myself. I decided not to let you help me."
Heads: "Then when I take the Eggman Empire, it'll all be about me."
Umbra: "Dad, you need to remember your friendship with Rouge."
Shadow: "You're right. You're good too, Umbra."
Ava: "To anyone watching this, this Shadow is the kindest-but-still-not-kind version of Shadow."
Sonic: "That's right!"
Amy: "I remember the Great Shadow Fight 10 years ago. It took place in that arena!"
Ava: "Which is why said arena is an important part of history, even though that was just 10 years ago."
Swift: he runs down a building and gives a dye owner money to get a mechanical dye bottle
Tails: "Hey! Where's Swift?"
Swift: he dyes himself "Help me! I'm dyeing!"
Sonic: "I'm coming, Swift!" he runs to Swift in just a millisecond "Oh! Dyeing."
Swift: "What color should I be, Dad?"
Ava: she runs to Swift "You are normally calm, Swift. Why did you say "Help me! I'm dyeing!" if you normally keep your cool, and never lose it over something like this?"
Swift: "For a joke."
Sonic: "I think your joke is great, Swift!"
Amy: "No, it's not, Sonic."
Sonic: "Can't you just have a little fun?"
Amy: "Are you kidding me? I was worried! By the way, Swift, dye yourself cyan. We all know you as your cyan self."
Swift: he washes himself "This isn't technically dyeing, but I'm cyan! Also, I'm sure someone might like this mechanical dyeing bottle."
Amy: "OK, then... good choice."
Lillian: she gets the mechanical dyeing bottle "Hey, Mom! Look!"
Lanolin: "Please return it to its owner or pay for it."
Lillian: she shows a recording of Swift saying "I'm sure someone might like this mechanical dyeing bottle."
Lanolin: "Oh. OK, then, go ahead! Use it!"
Lillian: she uses the bottle to dye her wool many colors
Susan: "Baa baa white sheep have you any wool?"
Lanolin: "Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, three bags full!"
Susan: she shears Lanolin's wool
Lanolin: "What was that for?"
Susan: "Just in case any wool material is needed."
Everyone then spends 30 unnoteworthy minutes in Central City, exploring, until...
Tails: "Alright everyone! It's time to select a new destination! We have three options this time, Mystic Ruins, the ruins at Seaside Hill, and Labyrinth Zone. Which do you want to go to?"
Susan: "Not Labyrinth Zone!"
Spencer: "It's OK, Susie. Sonic got therapy to take away his fear of water. If we can't train you to take away your fear of water, why don't you get-"
Susan: "MY ELECTRIC POWERS ZAP ME WHEN I'M UNDERWATER! Do you even know how angry I am at you, Dad for not knowing the consequences of me going underwater, now that Heads gave me electric powers? I don't want to get rid of them, and I do have control over them, so choosing to take them away will not make me accidentally shoot lightning, zapping myself!"
Ava: "Darn. I was about to point something out, but now I understand."
Sonic: "You had a chance to point out Susan's ego, saying she'll never use her lightning powers accidentally, when it's possible that can happen!"
Ava: "Oh! Well, I guess I shouldn't doubt Dad. Any adult is more experienced than I am and is less likely to screw up."
Sasha: "Can we go to Station Square?"
Tails: "I never said this was a trip around TWO worlds."
Ava: "Station Square is on Earth, not Mobius."
Amy: “Thanks for explaining the joke to the people watching the show.”
Ava: “I’m sorry, Mom!”
Swift: “How about Mystic Ruins? No water to worry about!”
Susan: “Yes!”
Tails: “Is it decided then?”
Students: “Yes.”
Tails: “Alright then. Get to the planes everyone! We're heading to Mystic Ruins!”
Everyone gets on the planes, and they head to Mystic Ruins
Sonic: “Welcome to Mystic Ruins, everyone!”
Tails: “What did you say about Green Hill looking a lot like Sand Hill when we fought against Infinite, Sonic?”
Sonic: “I know. The real Sand Hill didn’t have wheat colored grass.”
Tails: “Right.”
Spencer: he goes to his right
Tails: “Not right as in go right. Right as in correct.”
Spencer: “Then is left incorrect?”
Tails: 😑 
Susan: “Hey, hang on. I get the feeling this is an end of something, but I don't know why. We need Team Dragoon.” 
Tails: “I'll call them!” 
Tails pulls out a phone and calls Team Dragoon. Immediately after, a portal opens up, with Team Dragoon emerging from it. 
Alan: “Something up?” 
Srish: “We heard it was critical.” 
Susan: “Something's about to end, and we need you here to witness it!” 
Silence: “You serious?” 
Dria: “I guess we can spend some time here then.” 
The students then head into the Mystic Ruins, with Team Dragoon heading the pack.
Ava: “Way to call someone over something minor.”
Susan: “I thought you make the self aware jokes in this show!”
Ava: “Understandable.” 
Treasure Tessy: "Hello, there! I'm working with Rouge and the Hooligans to find enough diamonds!" 
Bomber: "Keep up the great work!" 
Tails: "What did you just say? The Hooligans are bad." 
Sasha: she threatens Tails by pointing her Super Wispon at him 
Tails: "OK, I get it. They aren't as bad as they used to be, because Bean is now a father." 
Sasha: "I was about to say you had the right to remain quiet, but saying that is OK as well." 
Chloe: "Hey, Lucy!" 
Lucy: "Hi, Mom!" 
Porkchop: "Hey, Sasha, why have you been absent for so many days straight? In fact, you were absent for a season! Of our lives." 
Sasha: "Yikes! I have?" 
Tails: "Sasha! Remember? You harmed innocent Wisps! So don't care that you were absent. Let go of Chaflick Foods!" 
Porkchop: "Hey! I was trying to make the kids happy with their lunches and dinners!" 
Beefy: "We at least do fan service." 
Sasha: "What do I do, what do I do?" 
Isabella: she plays tension music that ascends 
Sasha: she looks at Tails 
Tails: he stares at Sasha 
Sasha: she looks at Porkchop and Beefy 
Porkchop and Beefy: they stare at Sasha 
Sasha: she screams "That is it! I have had enough of your arguments! Can we please come up with a compromise?" 
Tails: "I don't believe there is any redeeming of a restaurant that killed countless Chao and Wisps." 
Sasha: "The first episode-" 
Ava: "Of our lives..." 
Sasha; "I became Rainbow Sasha was the first episode I started to realize how bad Chaflick Foods' food making process is. So how about I come up with a compromise? Why don't you just find another rare meat or juice that tastes great?" 
Porkchop: "Hmm..." 
Tails: "Hey! That's actually a good compromise!" 
Cream: "The Chao and Wisps thank you, Sasha. I know it was so hard for you to make such a decision, but thanks for deciding to do that." 
Ava: "Well, there aren't going to be any adventures in this show after this, anyway. And at least Chaos won't be awakened." 
Dria: "What?" 
Alan: "What are you on about? The world will go on, won't it?" 
Ava: "Not the series, but of course the world will go on!" 
Big: "Would you like to try? I'll let you borrow a rod!" 
Ava: "You're tedious, fat feline." 
Big: "I am fat and I like it! It's true to my name!" 
Ava: "Glad that wasn't an insult to him." 
Muscle and Madeline: "Hey, Dad! Look!" 
Mighty: "It's Eggman!" 
A big stage pops out of the ground 
Amy: "Who are these?" 
Mighty: "I don't know!" 
Sonic: "Whoever they are, we've got to-" 
Ava: "Eggman's assistants? What are his assistant scientists called?" 
Eggman: "Glad you asked." 
Team of Evil Plays 
Eggman: "Taking over the world is a piece of cake 
Now that our plans have been combined." 
Sugarwoman: "Remember when I turned your heroes half baked 
We're back, though we worry about that porcupine!" 
Breadman: "We're the team of evil 
And there's no denying that!" 
Milkman: "We will cause upheaval 
By getting rid of all you brats!" 
Song Ends 
Alan: "Who the heck are these idiots?" 
Silence: "Whoever they are, they couldn't possibly be as dangerous as Starline put together, right?" 
Swift: "They are, but that's not saying much. We can handle Starline very easily. We defeated those evil scientists a long time ago. I remember one time where my parents, Ava's parents, Mia's parents-" 
Mia: "You could've just said our parents." 
Ava: "Wow! My family is on a roll with taking my lines today!" 
Meatwoman: "Well, well, well!" 
Nutman: "Look who we have here!" 
Samantha: "Doctor Nutman?" 
Curd: she laughs hard "Why is he named Doctor Nutman?" 
Cream: "I don't know." 
Eggman: "Well, I formed an alliance with more scientists! 
Flourwoman: "We're going to take over the world!" 
Saltwoman: "Our diabolical plans will prevail!" 
Curd: "If you want to take over the world, you have to get through us!" 
Sasha: "Remember, Tails has a large army, and even they are nothing compared to me. Most of the time." 
Alan, Srish and Dria: You also happen to be going up against the only people capable of outmatching the ones who outmatched you. 
Everyone: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT! 
To Be Continued... 
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