Trapped in the Temple/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 23, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Yellow is running, Master Lox is firing lightning at him with his hands.
Yellow Rectangle: *looks ahead and sees a tree; in the tree is a bird's nest with birds inside it* Hey Master Lox, smile for the birds! *jumps into the tree, and it flings the bird's nest right off the tree*
The birds fly at Master Lox, and peck his eyes.
Lord Master Lox: Ow, ow, they're pecking my eyes! Why would I ever smile at this?
Now, Master Lox runs away, and Yellow pursues him.
Lord Master Lox: *comes up to a cliff wall*
The part of it opens, revealing a cave inside. He enters the cave, followed by Yellow. The wall closes, this time revealing some sort of a temple door.
Red Rectangle: Go Yellow!
Everyone else approaches the door. Screen cuts to the temple.
Yellow Rectangle: *chases Master Lox through the temple*
As more doors close behind them.
Lord Master Lox: Yellow, what are you doing? We should fight this way. *points right*
Yellow Rectangle: No, this way. *points left* The natural direction of the fight is taking us left.
Lord Master Lox: Yes, we should go left. My left.
Yellow Rectangle: No, my left.
Lord Master Lox: My left. Your right.
Yellow Rectangle: I know I'm right. We should go left. That's the right left.
Lord Master Lox: That doesn't even make any...
The floor crumbles, dropping Master Lox and Yellow down a level.
Lord Master Lox: Woo! I'm okay!
Yellow and Master Lox are trapped in the pit.
Yellow Rectangle: *holds my leg* Agh! I twisted my ankle.
Lord Master Lox: *pants* I finally have you! *tries to fire lightning at Yellow my hands, but it's weak*
Yellow Rectangle: *pulls in my feet and narrowly evades it*
Lord Master Lox: *sighs* I think I can't fire lightning anymore.
Yellow Rectangle: Tuckered out, Master Lox? *slowly stands up* I’ll get us out!
Yellow tries to reach the ceiling but he can't get out.
Yellow Rectangle: BISCUITS!!
Slide transition cuts to the temple exterior.
Red Rectangle: *tries to open the door, but it does not budge* Aw, bummers! I can't open the door! Yellow's trapped!
Plankton: That means Master Lox's trapped, too! *begins dancing* I'm free, Krabs! Free I tell you! I could buy a machine, and live on it, even though it's a machine!
Mr. Krabs: And I can finally finish me memoirs. I've been told I'm a natural raconteur.
Plankton: And I've been told I'm a neutral raccoon!
Mr. Krabs and Plankton: *leaves*
Pink Rectangle: Well, we're sticking around to free Yellow. But until then, one of us needs to be in charge.
Black Rectangle: Good thinking, Pink; I'll be in charge!
Pink Rectangle: You? I'm in charge.
Green Rectangle: I don't trust anyone in charge. *looks away*
Red Rectangle: I know! Why don't we all be in charge?
Red, Green, Pink and Black Rectangle: No!
Blue Rectangle: According to my calculations, Yellow’s trapped in the temple with Master Lox.
All: *gasps*
Squidward Tentacles: Yellow? He's trapped in the temple with Master Lox, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Yellow’s trapped in the temple with Master Lox?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yellow?! Where is he?!
Lincoln Loud: He's in the temple with Master Lox.
Leni Loud: He is?
Lori Loud: We have to save Yellow.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I got this. *tries to open the door but it does not budge* Dang it.
Slide transition cuts to the temple interior.
Yellow Rectangle: *stands up* Oh no! We're stuck here.
Lord Master Lox: No, you're stuck here. *tries to reach the ceiling*
Yellow Rectangle: *twists my ankle*
Lord Master Lox: *falls off from Yellow’s hands. I can't reach it.
Yellow Rectangle: What?
Lord Master Lox: That's you. That's when you twist your ankle! *notices a handle on a floor tile on the floor and walks up to it*
He tries to pull it, but it won't move. He sits down and sighs briefly.
Lord Master Lox: Wait! I can pull this floor tile with my magnet intator! But it doesn't have enough power to pull it open.
Yellow Rectangle: *crosses my arms and faces away* I can pull your dumb inator across the room, if that's our only option.
Lord Master Lox: *pulls out a harness with my inator* Get in the rectangular prism harness.
Yellow Rectangle: What?! No way! *turns away*
But he looks back and takes it after a moment.
Yellow Rectangle: If you tell anyone about this...
Soon, the magnetizer is ready to pull the floor tile. Yellow presses the fire button on Master Lox’s inator.
Lord Master Lox: Work, magnet intator, work!
Yellow Rectangle: It's working, It's working!
The tile begins to open up as the magnet inator pulls it.
Lord Master Lox: It's open! It's open!
Suddenly, the floor cracks.
Lord Master Lox: Uh oh!
The floor falls into pieces through the new gap, falling down Yellow and Master Lox and crashes to the ground.
Yellow Rectangle: *pants* Did we just... cooperate?
Lord Master Lox: Yup, and I got great photos!
A camera flashes, and it shows a picture of Yellow falling while Master Lox smiles cynically.
Slide transition cuts to Red.
Red Rectangle: Yellow?! Yellow?! Yellow, where are you?!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star playing a video game on his sand TV. He is wearing a headset and is arguing with immature kid players.
Patrick Star: NO! My mom is not a man! She used to be! NO!! I am not a donkey! My Grandfather was a donkey! Or at least part of one. HEY!!!! I AM NOT A DOOFUS! I AM A DOOFUS BRAIN!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, it's just a video game.
Patrick Star: A video game? *then hears my phone ring. We’ll talk about if I kissed a girl or not later! *sets down his controller/headset and strolls up to and picks up the phone. Uhhhhhh, whatever my name is, is speaking!
Gary the Snail: Meow Meow Meow Meow.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob, it's for you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello, SpongeBob speaking. *sees Red* And there he is.
Gary the Snail: Meow.. Meow..
Red Rectangle: SpongeBob, Patrick, have you seen Yellow? He's trapped in the temple with Master Lox.
Leni Loud: Aw, we want Yellow back!
Slide transition cuts back outside the temple.
Green and Luna are sitting alone on a rock, facing away from her friends. White and Black face angrily away from each other, with Tails standing between them, puzzled.]
White Rectangle: Fine. If we can't decide who's in charge, we'll split up.
Black Rectangle: *angrily* Hey, I picked it first!
White Rectangle: *angrily* No, I picked it!
Pink Rectangle: Calm down, you two! We need Yellow!
Blue Rectangle: Can I pick both?!
White and Black Rectangle: No!
Luan Loud: *smiles* I can save Yellow!
Lana and Lola Loud: No, we can!
Pink Rectangle: No, we can do it together as a team! Hey, where's Red?
Orange Rectangle: Um, guys. He's gone.
Pink Rectangle: Gone?
Plankton: *offscreen* Help!
Blue Rectangle: What's going on, Plankton?
Plankton: I can't get the secret Krabby Patty formula. I'm alone now. *cries*
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Plankton: It's that a baby?
Lily Loud: *sits on Plankton*
Plankton: OUCH!
Slide transition cuts to the temple interior.
Lord Master Lox is fixing on his inator, while Yellow looks at the inscriptions written on the wall.
Yellow Rectangle: This looks like a message written in the temple's lost language.
Lord Master Lox: Ha! *bends down and picks up a scanner*
He pushes a button, and then scans the entire perimeter around him.
Lord Master Lox: "Congratulations. You are in the bowels of the temple. Enter as strangers, leave as best pals forever".
Yellow Rectangle: *walks up and takes the scanner*
He continues reading it.
Yellow Rectangle: "Follow the example of the temple to become true bosom amigos"?
Lord Master Lox: Pfft, I ain't interested in your bosom, kid. *walks over to the side of the inator, and he leans on it*
It activates a switch on the floor, and the floor opens up, revealing a pool of lava.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *goes back to either side*
The inator falls in.
Lord Master Lox: My inator!
Yellow Rectangle: *looks to my side*
He sees it as the camera zooms in on the picture.
Yellow Rectangle: *looks behind and sees a lever, then pulls it*
A platform comes out of the wall on the other side, next to Master Lox.
Yellow Rectangle: Pull your lever, Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: *climbs onto the platform*
He pulls the lever. Now, another part of the wall comes out next to Yellow. He climbs up and pulls the lever on top, and they keep doing so together until they reach a door with two levers. They try to pull them down individually, but it doesn't work.
Yellow Rectangle: Let's do it together.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *pulls both levers at the same time*
The door opens. They both head through it, but then, Master Lox comes back and looks at the inator sinking in the lava. A sad funeral tune plays.
Lord Master Lox: You were too beautiful to live...
The inator completely sinks.
Slide transition cuts back to SpongeBob's house.
Patrick Star: I brought my training fork & Preschool knife! Shortcakes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rushes downstairs, hearing the bang sound* What was that sound Gary?
Gary the Snail: Meow Meow.
Leni Loud: Save Yellow?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, that's a great idea!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori and Leni Loud: *leaves the pineapple house*
Red Rectangle: *notices Yellow that he is trapped with Master Lox* Guys, let's save Yellow!
Leni Loud: YAY!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hugs Leni* Aw! And you too Lincoln! *hugs Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks SpongeBob!
Patrick Star: *sad* Strawberry cake?
Lori Loud: Guys, follow me.
Leni Loud: Guys, what about—
SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs Leni*
Slide transition cuts to the temple exterior.
Pink, Green, Blue, Black, Plankton and 8 Loud Sisters are all sitting in a circle, still unsure what to do.
Plankton: Let's go over it one more time and get this over with. Who's leading us right now?
Pink and Black Rectangle: Me.
Luna Loud: Dudes, we're not getting anywhere like this. Maybe I should be in charge.
Orange, Pink, Green, Blue, White, Black Rectangle, Plankton, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa Loud: No!
Lincoln Loud: There's the temple. Come on.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori and Leni Loud: *runs outside the temple*
Lincoln Loud: *tries to open the door but it does not budge* Dang it.
Slide transition cuts to the temple interior, Yellow and Master Lox are in a strange room with holes in the wall.
Lord Master Lox: *inspects the smaller holes going around in a straight line* Why would there be little holes in this wall? Maybe people put pennies in them.
Yellow Rectangle: *peers into the hole*
He suddenly steps back in shock and points.
Yellow Rectangle: Darts!
Darts fly out of the holes.
Yellow Rectangle: *leaps towards Master Lox and shoves him aside, saving him from the darts.
Lord Master Lox: Get off me! *throws Sonic off my back*
Yellow Rectangle: *sarcastically* You're welcome.
Lord Master Lox: *hops on one leg* Agh, my ankle! I think it's sprained. Oh, it's definitely sprained. *lifts my leg up and holds it.* Oh, it's twisted something fierce! *sighs*
Yellow Rectangle: *begins walking*
But he steps on another floor tile. Large spikes pop out of the larger holes on each wall, and both walls begins moving towards the center slowly.
Yellow Rectangle: *notices a way out and runs to Master Lox*
Then he helps him walk towards the exit.
Lord Master Lox: About this morning, I'm sorry for, you know, striking you with lightning. I need to learn not to try to incinerate you all the time.
Yellow Rectangle: Thanks... I guess.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *approaches a portcullis with two buttons on opposite sides*
Lord Master Lox: We've gotta hit these at the same time.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *takes opposite sides and pushes the two buttons together*
The portcullis opens, and then strangely, although Master Lox has twisted his ankle, he is capable of running through on his own without assistance. Master Lox's hurries through, but just as Yellow is about to, Master Lox shoves him back as the portcullis drops.
Lord Master Lox: Ha! I can't believe you fell for the old "sprained ankle" act. I stole the idea from you! *imitative* "Ow, my ankle! I think it's sprained!" Man, those improv classes are really paying off.
Yellow Rectangle: You Skullhead!
Lord Master Lox: So long, sucker! Hope you don't find this turn of events crushing! Get it, cause you'll be crushed by the walls? They'll crush you.
Yellow isn't laughing; he just frowns and stares at him.
Lord Master Lox: I'll explain it after you're crushed. *walks away, leaving Sonic trapped between the two walls that are closing in, then comes to yet another door, with two levers on opposite walls of the room* Come on, why would there be another door? I just opened one! Who even designed this temple? It's okay, Master Lox. You got this. Just pull both levers. *runs up to the first lever, pulls it, and races to the other lever*
But as he pulls the second one down, the first lever pops back up again on its own! He looks back, surprised, and hurries back to pull it down again. But as he pulls it down again off-screen, the second lever now pops back up on its own.
Lord Master Lox: Stay down, levers! *tries again, but just like last time*
As he pulls one lever down, the other one pops itself back up.
Lord Master Lox: Stay down!
Master Lox realizes he can't get out without Yellow's help.
Lord Master Lox: I was so close...
Yellow is trying to force one of the walls to a stop, but he can't force it back.
Lord Master Lox: Mr. Yellow, hit your button! *hits a button on my side of the portcullis which opens it*
Yellow Rectangle: *falls through just as the walls collide together*
Lord Master Lox: Let's go, giddy-up! *walks over to Yellow, who lies on my stomach with my eyes closed*
Yellow Rectangle: *slowly stands up*
As Master Lox talks to him.
Lord Master Lox: Okay, I understand why you might be upset with me. We're bosom buddy amigos now! Gimme a big smile.
The temple starts quaking.
Yellow Rectangle: Let's just get out of here before the roof caves in!
Rocks fall from the ceiling.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *jumps to either side*
As an enormous boulder smacks the ground.
Slide transition cuts to the temple exterior, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Red, Orange, Blue, Pink, White, Black, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily are all standing up while Green and Luna sit on a nearby rock. They still are not doing anything.
White Rectangle: If I was in charge, we'd be in the temple already.
Black Rectangle: And if you were in charge, I'd be in the temple already.
His illogical statement puzzles White.
Suddenly, the ground nearby starts breaking, leaving Plankton worried.
Plankton: Hello? Uh, fellas?
Purple and Brown Rectangle: *walks in*
Purple Rectangle: Hey guys!
Red Rectangle: Hey, Brown! Hey, Purple!
Brown Rectangle: We were riding the roller coaster at the amusement park.
Patrick Star: Fun!
White Rectangle: You're so incompetent, you don't even know how to argue!
Black Rectangle: *talks loudly* You're right! Most of the time I'm very confused and just yell back things!
Green Rectangle and Luna Loud: *walks over, fed up*
Luna Loud: It doesn't matter who's leading. We're never getting into the-
The ground breaks up, and they all fall in together. Screen cuts to the temple interior.
Master Lox is standing on top of Yellow's shoulders, trying to reach a higher opening. The wall nearby caves in, and SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Red, Orange, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, Brown, White, Black, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr. Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, in that order, appear. Mr. Krabs looks over and notices Yellow and Master Lox.
Mr. Krabs: Yellow! Are you helping Eggman?
Yellow Rectangle: What? *shoves Master Lox up, and leans against the wall nonchalantly* No.
More rocks fall down.
Yellow Rectangle: *hops up to the opening*
He and Master Lox see an old mine cart on a set of mine tracks.
Yellow Rectangle: There's our way out! *leaps through and approaches the cart with Plankton.
Plankton: An old mine cart? I don't even know where it goes.
A rock falls from the ceiling and hits him on his head.
Plankton: Ouch.
Plankton frowns as he rubs his head.
Yellow Rectangle: You wanna stay here?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Master Lox, Plankton, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, Brown, White, Black, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily all get on board the mine cart, with Yellow and Master Lox taking each end of the lever.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay, ready?
He and Master Lox begin pumping the lever.
Yellow Rectangle: Lift!
Lord Master Lox: Pump!
Yellow Rectangle: Lift!
Lord Master Lox: Pump!
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: *keeps lifting and pumping*
As they respectively call "Lift!" and "Pump!" The mine cart begins to move slowly, and it accelerates immediately. They race along the tracks, but the entire tunnel behind them begins caving in. They lift and pump faster as the rock slide begins to catch up, but they soon come to an opening in the cave leading back outside. The mine cart flies out, but the tracks abruptly end, and they all fall down to the ground. Rocks tumble out, and Master Lox and Yellow jump away, missing being hit by a boulder.
Yellow Rectangle and Lord Master Lox: Yes! *begins to high five, but stops ourselves and walks away*
Plankton: I'm so happy you're back, Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: *notices Plankton hugging my leg*
Plankton: I'll never desert you again.
Lord Master Lox: You'll never what?
Plankton: I mean, would you mind reading a draft?
White Rectangle: Thank goodness we've got Yellow back again. Knuckles, I can't believe we squabbled like that.
Black Rectangle: Yeah. You were out of control.
White Rectangle: I was out of control?! You were being totally obstinate!
Black Rectangle: I don't know what "obstinate" means, but I refuse to learn.
Lord Master Lox: You know, we actually made a pretty good team. It was almost like we were friends, or something.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, like that would ever happen.
The ground shakes, and more rocks begin to fall.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox, Plankton, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, Brown, White, Black Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *runs off*
Yellow Rectangle: See you later, Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: Let's go, Plankton!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *leaves*
Mr. Krabs: Hey everyone, we got Yellow back!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, Brown, White, Black Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *cheers*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Everyone, to the Krusty Krab!
Squidward Tentacles: I hate all of you!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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