Badass Battle Blades

I am Dave McDanger, totally my real name and Isell badass weapons. And when I say “badass,” I mean the sort of shit they sell in middle-American malls, to kids, who will use them to pose for awkward photographs in their parent’s backyard. You know the type: knives with random curves and spikes and points, invariably engraved with some lame dragon or spider. The one thing that makes my Badass Battle Blades different, though, is that I pay good money to have each of the weapons in my stock enchanted, so that they’re just as functional as a normal weapon of their type would be.
Badass Battle Blades FUCK YEAH!!!
Items
Name 	Cost	Picture
Night's Fall, Ferocity of Eternal Sorrow	 	
Chaos, Deflector of the Shadows 	 	
Cataclysm Obsidian Etcher 	 	
Eclipse, Betrayer of the Light 	 	
Desolation, Razor of the Wicked 	 	
Torment, Edge of the Protector 	 	
Ravager of Desecration