Great Jinjo Massacre of 1998

The Great Jinjo Massacre of 1998 was an event that I witnessed, documented it's stupidity and more. Read about it as a write this GIANT article from start to finish in depth with all the poo because why not?
== The event in-depth ==
June 29th, 1998.
Banjo with a Kazooie just launched and I bought it and played the shit out of it alongside Super Mario 64, GoldenEye 007, Crash Bandicoot, Gran Turismo and Diddy Kong Racing. I loved it, but when I turned on the news I saw THIS
Breaking news: 20 Jinjos killed by poachers, is new shame to blame?
Thinking it was a joke, I just shrugged it off and played some more Banjo with a Kazooie. We all know that shames don't cause violence, because idiots say that to parents and because parents are losers they believe everything they hear about. Oh boy, was I wrong. 30 minutes later the news said "100 Jinjos are dead, many more being kidnapped" and they immediately pointed their pants at BwaK AND Rare, ShameStop started unsold copies to prevent any kids from getting the idea to KILL/KIDNAP Jinjos.
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