The Nexu And The Wolf Chapter Thirty

I looked up at Prefsbelt Black as I walked across Prefsbelt Green for what would be my final time as a student. 
Bannob Tahai
As the graduates were giving their speeches
"I'm Remus Fairfax although I suspect every being out here tonight is aware of that already. But just in case you didn't know, that is my name. 
Remus Fairfax's greatest ambition is to handle a baby deer in its natural habitat, as well as to being the greatest Admiral the Imperial Starfleet has ever been privileged enough to receive. 
Remus Fairfax enjoys the company of a good girl, the fine arts, writing to pen pals, watching pornographic holovideos, double-dating with my Greatest Companion In the Entire Galaxy, and generally being an all-around no-good dirty-rotten negative-influencing scoundrel. 
Remus Fairfax may not be the valedictorian for this years' graduating class; but nonetheless I wanted to say a few words in all of our honor. 
Goodbye, fellow classmates, companions, sexual partners and acquaintances and serve your Empire well. You're lovely! Now do Remus Fairfax the honor that he deserves!"
Before too much of an uproar could be heard, I stepped up to the podium and took over. 
"An all-around no-good dirty-rotten negative-influencing scoundrel, and the best companion any aspiring officer could ever wish for. I'm honored to count him as mine. My name is Firmus Piett, I'm sure a lot of you know me as the one who decided to blow up classroom 44 as a little experiment, others know me as the one who hardly touches alcohol. That's the reason why, I'm sorry everyone, I was drunk off my choobies when it happened. Don't get me too excited because I use four letter words when I get excited. I graduated from the University of Life. I received a degree from the School of Hard Knocks, and our colors were black and blue, baby. We had office hours with the Dean of Bloody Noses. I borrowed my class notes from Professor Knuckle Sandwich and his Teaching Assistant, Miss Fat Lip Fong Ngyuen. That’s the kind of school I went to, for real... Bring on the drinks and lets go to a bar, tonight's a night to party! You only have an experience like this once in your life. I really want to thank the headmaster for not kicking me out the first time I puked on his desk. I'm so sorry about that.
I've learned something about friends and I'm thankful for them. Friends and underwear have a lot in common: Some are a little twisted, some are your favorite, and some cover your choobies when you need them. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there to beat up whoever made you cry.
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