Potatoism

== In the Beginning, God was very pissed off. ==
A pissed of Nebimepat shoots flames from his ears, creating the nether.
== Beliefs ==
In the beginning Nebimepat was minding his business and vibing in space. Hekeistie, another space thing had a idea, he would convince Nebimepat to use his powers to create a thing, the first created thing, land. This land is our world. Now the trick of Heikestie is the second creation, the sea. Not much can be done with a great deal of water submerging all the good stuff. This trick of Hekiestes severely angered Nebimepat who's ears shot fire and flame scorching a side of the great disc and creating the nether. Hekiestes was banished to his creation at the bottom of the sea and Nebimepat brought creation to his land. 
Man was fashioned from earth and fire and animated with his divine wind. Spread out by time across the lands by his will. But another creation much alike was made by Hekiestie, The weakest of mankind were taken and grafted into the elven races. The elves were born with Heikiestes trickery and used this power to take advantage over man. Nebimepat marked the unholy ones with pointed ears as a sign of the abomination.
== History ==
The divine message was revealed in a dream to Starlorde123 during the days of the old empire when the Imperial Temple and its agents attempted to combine all heathen gods with their own. This vile affront towards Nebimepat (polytheism) led towards Starlordes moving to the territories, and later to Sorligste, where the first temples would be built. The religion would become the native faith of the Soumerian people who at the begining of the third era refounded Valdreach with Potatoism replacing the Imperial Temple.
== G0NF Stuff ==
The Surmahu, being the last living witness of G0NF's philosophy and message, promotes the ideals of helping other players and developing the world. The concept of G0NF's "divinity" is completely rejected for reasons of G0NF telling his followers not to worship him, G0NF's ascendance into the "Heavenly Spheres" at Vierina is also completely rejected with the reasonings that the Surmahu was there to see it not happen, and that G0NF lived long enough past his respawning by Nebimepat to settle land in Soumere (which was ironically the center of Potatoism in Rathnir).
== Lore Info ==
holy texts
* Kirgaal Halagibu
** The Book of Nebimepat (mostly not canon)
** The Book of Gonf
** The Tale of S't Warwick
** The Tale of Uomo Domo
** On S't G0NF
** On the Underworld
** S't Omega's Warning Against Betrayal
** S't Omega's Treaty on Shamanism
** The Holy Fire
** The True Story of S't Greg the Violent
** The Fall of the Old World
** Sins Against Nebimepat
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Gods and Saints
* Nebimepat - The one true god, the holy potato
*Saint Warwick the Drunken - Patron Saint of Vodka and the city of Kadas Etnada
*Saint Omega the Shaman - Patron saint of vague medical related nonsense
*Saint G0nf the Giving 
RULES OF THE FAITH PUT FOWARD BY NEBIMEPAT
* Refer to sins against Nebimepat in Kirgaal Halagibu
Holy Sites
S't Warwick's Basilica of Not_Venice
== Potato Shamanism ==
Main Article: Potato Shamanism
A uniquely Potatoist form of magic, Potato Shamanism was originally developed by Saint Omega the Shaman, hence his title. Potato Shamanism cast its magic by using the energy of potatoes.
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