Sasori

Sasori is a main character in the WCT Anime. 
== Abilities: ==
Time Dilation: Sasori exists 5 minutes behind everyone else in a single conversations causing the chat to become chaotic very quickly when he responds to messages from past conversations.
Authority of The Rock of Rants: Can cancel and counter any arguments with his long paragraphs, only effective 50% of the time.
Yeg Moment: Sasori is infamous for his lack of basic comprehension which he has exhibited on multiple occasion, for more info, see below.
Arcana of the Fool: He became the newest holder of the Wild Card making him able to turn all the Baguettes he shared with other people be converted into strength and letting all the Baguettesonas he gathered become far more stronger. 
Stfu Clyde: Makes everyone around him Stfu. 
Baguettedoloan: At certain events he is able to cast the almighty spell Baguettedoloan giving him the privilege to annihilate anyone who is within it's range, due to the nature of this ability he has caused millions in euros of damages and is now wanted for domestic terrorism against the state. 
HaremFucker249: Just like what the name says, he is able to marry anyone as long as the expectations are met. If the person fails to counter his rants they immediately become part of his harem.
HAHAHAHAHA, no: Cancels everything that person said, making all of their rebuttals have null effects against him. Only works at one person at a time.