Luca$/Quotes

:Lucas: My new goal is to become whatever Adele is, just call me £uca$.
:Lisa: What if I just taught you how to whistle?
:Lucas: You know how to whistle? Like with your mouth?
:(Lisa whistles. Lucas tries to whistle but ends up blowing air instead)
:Lucas: Hey I'm doing it! (continues to blow air) I sound just like a bird!
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:(Lucas is eating pizza on the cafeteria but he chokes)
:Lisa: Are you okay? (Lucas eats another slice of pizza) Don't put more in there!
:Lucas: Going... for the record! (he chokes again)
:Lisa: What record? Stupidest death? aaah! (Lisa makes abdominal thrusts on him. he spits the pizza slices)
:Lucas: Merci beaucoup!
:Lisa: Oh, well, you're very wel...
:Lucas: That's french for "Hello".
:Lisa: Actually, I think it...
:Lucas: Lucas Bortner. Competitive Eater.
:Milhouse: A fat kid with a dream? I can't compete with that!
:Lisa: What does a competitive eater... eat?
:Lucas: All the glamour foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs. Sixty nine hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, "Detekurutoki itaiyo".
:Lisa: What does that mean?
:Lucas: "That's gonna hurt comming out".
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:[Lucas visits the Simpsons House]
:Lucas: [to Marge] Oh, Hi! Is Lisa home?
:Marge: Yes she is. and who are you? [Turns his back with "LUCA$" written on his jacket] Lucas.
:Lucas: It's pronounced Luca-Dollar. That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater.
:Homer: [From another room] Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I can be a competitive eater?
:Marge: No! You didn't hear anything!
:Homer: Yes I did, I heard competitive eater!
:Marge: It's for people who hadn't had hearth problems.
:Homer: Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport, and you are the racist Philadelphia manager.
:Marge: Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman!
:Homer: I will when you open your mind to change! [Homer leaves and Marge groans]
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Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Homer: Don't worry, it's bottom, all right.
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Homer: [sees Marge's purple dress] Whoa, wow. This looks just like the dress you wore on Project Runway!
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Milhouse: You didn't tell me you had a Playstadium4!
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Bart: It's the first time I've seen it.
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Lisa: Beans, beans, we'll do beans.
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