Storytime: Hansel & Gretel/Transcript

* Pear: Welcome to Storytime! I’m Pear, and today, I’ll be reading a classic fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel.
* Orange: And I’ll be helping!
* Pear: I didn’t ask for your help, Orange.
* Orange: Well, you’re getting it anyway! (Laughs)
* Pear: (groan) Great. Alright, Once upon a time, there were two children named Hansel and Gretel.
* Orange: And they were really sad because their names were funky. (Laughs)
* Pear: Orange, if you don’t know the story then don’t say anything!
* Orange: (mumbles)
* Pear: What was that?
* Orange: Nothing!
* Pear: Yeah, that’s what I thought. Okay. Now their mean stepmother hatched a plot to ditch them out in the woods.
* Orange: Wow! That’s a ditchy thing to do! (Laughs)
* Pear: But, Hansel and Gretel were smart. On the ground behind them, they left a trail of —
* Orange: Reese’s Pieces!
* Pear: What? No. Bread crumbs.
* Orange: Nu-uh! I remember this! It was Reese’s Pieces and E.T. thought they were delicious!
* E.T. (Munching): Mmm, chocolate.
*Pear: What!? Dude, that didn't happen.
*Orange: Sure did. And then Hansel and Gretel and E.T. had a dance party! And E.T showed them his greatest move, The No Pants Dance! Yeah!
*Pear: Dude! That didn't happen!
*Orange: It did too! E.T didn't have any pants on so that's why they call it the No Pants Dance.
*Pear: No! Not that, E.T has NOTHING to do with this.
*Orange: Yo, what'chu talkin' about?
*Pear: We're doing Hansel and Gretel!
*Orange: Oh, right. (Laughs)
*Pear: (Groans) Okay, anyway, Hansel and Gretel get lost in the woods despite the trail they left on the ground!
*Orange: Because E.T. ate the Reese's Pieces.
*Pear: (Groan) But they soon came upon a house made of candy that's just incredible!
*Orange: AND edible! (*Laughs*)
*Pear: That's right! They start eating the house, and suddenly, this mean old witch comes out and-
*Orange: Grabs them and flies across the sky in front of the moon on her bicycle!
*Pear: No! That's E.T., Orange!
*Orange: Oh, yeah, whoops. I meant a Delorian.
*Pear: She doesn't do that either, dude!
*Orange: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a pterodactyl, that's right.
*Pear: Hey!!
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