Annoying Orange: ZOOM!!!/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Baby Carrot! Hey, Baby Carrot!
Baby Carrot: WHAT!?!?
Orange: I'm really glad you could "stick around"! (laughs)
Baby Carrot: (groans) Not Enough! Not Enough!
Orange: What? Does baby need a bottle? (laughs)
Baby Carrot: Just shut the heck up! Shut the heck up already! You've been talking for hours!
Orange: (yawns) Yeah, I am getting kinda sleepy.
Zoom: (announcer yell) HEYYYYYY! (Zoom is slammed down onto the counter) Looks like you could use some Zooooooooooom!!!!
Orange: Huh?﻿
Zoom: With Zoom, you don't have to count sheep! You can ride them at the speed of sound!
Orange: Hey! Can it buddy, it's time for bed! (laughs)
Zoom: Just one sip gives you a full night's rest in just 30 seconds! Whoo-hoo!
Orange: Yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! (babbles)
Zoom: Zoom can do! (babbles tongue rapidly)
Orange: Whoa!
Zoom: Woo-hoo! Did you know that Zoom is also an alternative energy source?
Orange: Did you know that I can do this? (spits out seed which hits ZOOM, leaving a dent)
Zoom: Careful, Zoom is under tremendous pressure!
Orange: What's the matter? I thought you were alumi-numb. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zoom: Zoom. Can't. Hold it. Any. Longer! (A hole appears. Zoom Juice blasts out from the hole, getting into Orange's mouth)
Orange: Hey!
Zoom: Watch out! This is exttrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmme!
Orange: I don't want your backwash! (flow stops) Ugghh!
Zoom: Zoom is... feeling... drained.
Pear: Yuck! This place smells like cough syrup!
Orange: It's not cough syrup! It's... It's... ZZZZZOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Are you OK?
Orange: Hey! Hey Zoom! I thought you were a can, but now you look like a can't! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zoom: Zoom...is down.
Orange: What's the matter? Feeling drained? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Pear: OK, what's going on here?
Orange: Hey! Hey Pear! Can you do this?! (babbles tongue rapidly)
Pear: What the?
Baby Carrot: (groans) Quiet!
Orange: Whooooo!
Pear: What are you doing?!
Orange: Hey! Hey, look! I'm a motorboat! (flutters lips)
Baby Carrot: Oh, make it stop!
(Orange continues)
Pear: What's going on?
Orange: (laughs energetically)
Baby Carrot: Why won't anybody shut the heck up?!
Orange: Whoa! I just realized I can do this! (rolls tongue rapidly)
Pear: Orange!
(Orange continues)
Pear: Orange!
(Orange still continues)
Pear: ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: Hey, hey, who said that?! I didn't say anything! Did you say it, Pear?! I didn't say anything.
Pear: Orange, you gotta slow down!
Orange: Slow down?! No way! I feel great! I'm gonna get so much done! I wanna paint the house, do you wanna paint the house, Pear?!? Let's paint the house!
Baby Carrot: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!
Orange: Hey, hey Carrot! You should eat something! About some baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, (continues)''
Baby Carrot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: OK, OK, OK! Just, it's OK, little guy. Just don't worry. I'm sure this will wear off any second now.
Orange: baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(10 hours later)
(Orange is rolling his tongue rapidly. Pear frowns.)
Baby Carrot: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Orange falls over asleep)
Baby Carrot: (pants) Is he finally... you know-
Pear: Yeah, phew, I think it's finally over.
Baby Carrot: Thank goodness, for a second I thought I was going to get annoyed to death.
Orange: (waking up) Whoa...hey...hey, Baby Carrot.
Baby Carrot: Yeah?
Orange: Bunny rabbit!
(Bunny Rabbit appears and begins to eat Baby Carrot)
Baby Carrot: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
(ending card rolls in)
Zoom: Zoom...feels...empty inside.
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