Suacy Sandwich Squadron

== The Suacy Sandwich Squadron ==
The Suacy Sandwich Squadron is an elite death squadron known for their numerous assassinations and assassination attempts. The members will stop at nothing to eliminate a given target, and are responsible for numerous tragedies, including inverse 9/11, the resurfacing of Little Saint James, and zombie pearl harbor. After their 53rd consecutive failed assassination attempt, each member was personally drawn and quartered by their leader and mentor, Hispanic Ronald Reagan. 
== Formation ==
The Suacy Sandwich Squadron was formed by Hispanic Ronald Reagan using exclusively preschool dropouts after he accidentally exposed multiple children at once to a mysterious and experimental chemical with the codename "Special Enzyme Manipulating and Editing Nano-particle." The children were pronounced braindead immediately, but were found to be exceptional at following orders and executing simple tasks. Looking to seize the opportunity, Hispanic Ronald Reagan kidnapped the children from their grieving families and trained them under his wing.
Being a prolific bodybuilder and republican, Hispanic Reagan started the children on a diet of raw beef sirloin and lead paint. Out of the 30 children that began the process, only 5 survived. Each was baptized in 100 liters of mercury before being given their new names. In order of baptism, the names given were Girardi, Campbell, D'moonchuk, Sprechta Megan Kai, and Crapper.
== Members ==
=== Girardi ===
Girardi was named after Hispanic Ronald Reagan's failure of a firstborn son, whom he had personally executed by using a mixture of toxic drugs.
=== Campbell ===
=== D'moonchuk ===
=== Sprechta Megan Kai ===
=== Crapper ===
== Feats & Failures ==