Pussy Ass Melissa

Pussy Ass Melissa is a minor character in Mike and Melissa. 
== History ==
She was created by Bitch Ass Mike. They always make fun of one another to try to feel cooler than someone, but usually end up soaked in piss or injured. She was supposed to be a lesser Elemelissa but was too shitty even for that title. 
She saw a big fly once and wet her drawers.
Another time her and Bitch Ass Mike were visiting Africa but he pissed his pants at the sight of an elephant. She laughed at his misfortune before having her leg fucking crushed by said elephant. 
== Abilities ==
Stink - She wreaks of shit and queefs. 
Piss - She pissed herself. Category:Extended Canon
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