Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer ==
(MPAA green screen)
(Shows Sony and Columbia Pictures logo)
(Shows AnimationEpic logo)
(Cuts to MePhone 4)
(It’s Your Thing from the Isley Brothers starts to play)
MePhone 4: Hello, viewers in the audience. We would like to present our-
(Boom Mic keeps bonking him on the head)
MePhone 4: Cut that out!
Lightbulb: Sorry!
(Boom Mic goes back offscreen)
MePhone 4: Anyway, we’d like to pres-
Test Tube: I got your coffee ready, MePhone.
MePhone 4: Not right now, Test Tube! I’m trying to announce... oh forget it. Just roll the footage.
Paintbrush: The footage was corrupted for some reason.
MePhone 4: Dang it! Just show the logo instead, I guess.
(Cuts to logo)
Text: Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness
(Cuts to release year)
Text: Spring 2017
== Trailer #1 ==
TV Announcer: Do want to be a famous director at Wagner Sisters Pictures?
MePhone 4 (about to change the channel): Boring...
TV Announcer: If you apply for the job, you’ll be paid $1,000!
(MePhone 4’s eyes turn into dollar signs)
MePhone 4: Who wants to make a movie?
(Shows Sony and Columbia Pictures logo)
(Shows AnimationEpic logo)
P.R. Announcer: Welcome to Wagner Sisters Pictures, where all of your theatrical dreams come true!
(Shows the crew pulling up to the studio)
Text: From AnimationEpic
Application Lady: Would you like to apply for the job?
MePhone 4: Yes, and these guys will be my actors.
Contestants: WOO-HOO!!!
MePhone 4: Let’s get directing!
(Shows Taco with headphones on eavesdropping on the conversation)
Taco: Director, eh? (chuckles evilly)
(Shake Sénora by Pitbull starts to play in the background)
Text: On April 21
Taco: All we need to do use this simple device to control everyone’s minds and make them claim me as the ruler.
Microphone: <ahem> What about me?
Taco: Ummmmmm.... you can be co-ruler!
Text: Get Ready
OJ: We have to stop Taco before she controls us all!
Apple: How are we gonna do that?!
OJ: I don’t know, do you have an idea?
Apple: (*facepalms*)
Text: For Something INSANE
MePhone 4: And, action!
Text: OJ
OJ: Let’s do this!
Text: Marshmallow
Marshmallow: Woo-hoo!
Text: Lightbulb
(shows Lightbulb messing with the filming camera)
Text: MePhone 4
MePhone 4: Being a director is gonna be so sweet!
(Shows a giant robot controlled by Taco)
Taco: Do you really think you losers can stop me?
Test Tube: I don’t know, maybe.
(Shows the film’s logo)
Text: Inanimate Insanity: Movie Madness
(Shows the film’s release date with copyright info and corporate logos at the bottom)
Text: In Theaters April 21
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