The Elevator

The Elevator is the twelfth prank call in the Crotchety Old Man Calls series.
== Transcript ==
(ringback tone)
Capparelli: Auto Service, Capparelli, how can I help you?
Milton: D'ohhh thank God you've answered! I'm stuck in one of your death-trap elevators! Get me the hell out of here!
Capparelli: Excuse me, Sir...
(Milton banging the door)
Milton: Aaaaaagh! Get me out! Get-
Capparelli: Sir just take it easy, take it easy a moment.
Milton: Get me out of here! Get me out-
Capparelli: Excuse me, I need your address so we can get you out.
Milton: I-I don't know where the hell I am!
(Milton bangs the door again)
Milton: Get me out of here!
Capparelli: Hey wha- Excuse me! We- we - we have someone that can get you out, just- just-
Milton: I don't know where I am I forgot, I'm old, I'm elderly, I'm geriatric, I've just soiled my pants!
Capparelli: Why did you-
Capparelli: Oh my God.
Milton: Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm confused, GET ME OUT OF THE ELEVATOR!!!
(Even more banging)
Capparelli: Wait a minute, take it easy- take it easy now.
Milton: I- (starts gagging) I can't breathe, (rough exhale) I'm running out of air! (Gagging)
Capparelli: There's plenty air in the elevator.
Milton: I can't breathe! (Wheezing)
Capparelli: Sir take a deep breath, there is plenty air in the elevator.
Milton: I can't breathe! (Wheezing)
Capparelli: Calm down, take a deep breath there's plenty of air, plenty of air.
(Deep breath by Milton)
Capparelli: Are you okay now?
Milton: I can breathe.
Capparelli: Alright. Everything's fine now, we'll get you right out.
Milton: I can- I can- I- I can breathe now.
Capparelli: Can you hit the alarm button?
Milton: Pushing it now!
(Alarm starts)
Milton: Alarm! Help get me out of here!
(Banging for the fourth time in a row)
Capparelli: A- A- that's fine, that's fine.
Milton: Help! Help! Get me out of here!
Currently unfinished, the rest is up to you
== Trivia ==
* Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRovqHcTM30
* The alarm button in an elevator is used to alert people that someone is stuck in the elevator and needs help
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