MARIO VS LINK ERBO EXTREME

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E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Epic Rap Battles of Extreme! Super Mario vs Link! Begin. 
Mario:
It's-a me, Mario! I just beat World Link - Bitch.
I can spit more than you with a mask that don't quit.
Don't try and hit; I'll stomp on you like a Goomba.
You're not a legend at all but I'm actually supah.
Go back to Hyrule where I rule, you're about to get schooled,
By the Mario Fools, you got a fairy brain, did you go to school?
It's over Link, you lost 'cause your rhymes are profound,
It's hard to battle me when you've BEN DROWNED.
Link:Will you ever get your hand up Peach's skirt? Oh hell no!
My flow is like the money you'll never make; it's worth gold!
Your games are so repetitive, I'd rather play fucking Q-Bert.
And then there's you, a pizza-loving, Italian bastard.
You're like Bomberman, because you being here is a bomber.
Yeah I may be a little elf but at least I'm not a fat plumber.
Your games never end, so like Bowser, I'll get meaner,
Stop this feud now as I play my ocarina!
Mario:
Mamma Mia! 'Bout to squish a little boy with my boots,
How can you rap, you fairy, when in your games, you're mute?
I know I may be fat, but at least I'm not a gay elf!
I'll burn you with a fire flower then I'll make you burn in hell!
Let's-a go kick his ass all the way back to the Lost Woods,
Let's face it, Link, without my influence, your games wouldn't be half as good.
Been beating King Koopa since the '80s with my rhymes,
You say you have the Tri-Force yet you can't tell the time!.
Link
You're a fucking fatass, how do you fit going down those small pipes?
I'll kill you with my Master Sword and you won't get a second life!
I'm the true king of Nintendo, no way you'll win this,
I'm the Hero of Time, bitch, don't try to make a diss!
Swing my Master Sword so much you could call me Toby Turner,
Take your power-ups, turn you to ice, then I'll burn ya!
I'm the true king of Nintendo, end of discussion,
I'm the winner of this battle so there's no competition.
Trainer Red
What's up, bitches? Red Trainer has arrived!
By the end of this battle you will never make it out alive!
I'mma shock you like a Pikachu, flame you like a Charizard,
You have to realize that you both won't get far! 
I got Squirtle and Ivysaur by my side, there's nothing you can do!
You two are worse than my enemy, Blue! 
You're gonna get screwed 'cause you're about to fall!
You can't win this, so come and suck my Pokéballs!.
Mega-Man
It's Megaman here, time to finish off this rivalry,
Once I bring the heat, you guys will be feeling the irony!
Link, you're just a faggot, Mario, stop being such a furry,
Red, you're the worst, stop promoting animal cruelty!
I was dead but now I'm back to beat you all finally!
I got the perfect plan to win, just ask Dr. Wily!
In the Smash I'll beat you all because bullets shoot faster,
Y'all will plummet into disaster when I shoot my Mega Blaster!.
Solid Snake
They call me Snake, about to kill you with my venomous flow,
I'm number one in this game, call this Super Smash Bros.
Megaman, what's your Mega Blaster have against my snipe?
And Mario, do your job, ho, unclog the pipes!
 
I can't take you losers, you're all giving me a headache!
I'll take Peach and Zelda to my castle to taste my Solid Snake!
You guys are just glitches who can't even rap,
I'm out, you guys lost now, I'm done with this crap.
Victor Reznov
Imma Reznov! Time to warn you - you're gonna get shot,
I may be cold-hearted but my raps are just hot!
I outlasted World War II and saved the life of Alex Mason,
I'm the spirit of the red army, you don't know who you're facing!
You bitches cannot win this, your raps are just too weak,
I'll shoot you with my rhymes, call it a five rhyme kill streak!
I'll behead the Snake and make Megaman less of a man,
Then slaughter all the Pokémon and Link Mario to his wrath!.
The Dovakhiin
It's time you guys just stop and let the true winner take this!
The Elder Scrolls say I'll burn you all with a fiery hot diss.
Link, you're just a ripoff, Mario, quit the shit!
 
I'm penetrating you so hard, so it's best you just quit!
Megaman and Solid Snake, don't even try to diss,
Because we all know your names are the opposite definitions of your dicks.
Once you see my Biggoron's Sword, you pussies will head on home to your moms,
Now let me finish off this battle with my mighty Fus-Ro-Dah!.
Franklin Clinton
It's time to finish this battle off with the almighty FC!
Don't think any of you have flow, 'cause I'm a GTA MC!
My game has car crashes and prostitutes, what do you got?
A red plumber who doesn't plumb and a blue robot with a small cock!
Solid Snake? Come on! Who are you trying to fool?
And Red, quit shoving animals in balls and stop acting like a tool!.
Imma shoot you all like I did to Trevor and Mike!
Before I go, I gotta say, you guys are dikes!
Nathan Drake 
Look out losers, I'm the hero who's important,
Verbal destruction is coming and it won't be Drake's Misfortune!
Clinton's more like Bill or Nixon and it's his ass I'll be fixin',
I have the Eye of Indra, Dovahkunt, so you better listen!
Reznov, get ready, you see, you'll be begging for mercy!
When I drown you in my riches and leave you topsy-turvy!
You bitches are just glitches, whose games are truly lame!
Call me the PlayStation All-Star because I get all the fame!.
Minecraft Steve
Yo it's Steve! And you guys should try to face the facts!
Beat you all like Bear Grylls because this is Minecraft!
You asses just proved why people are now playing computer games!
Mario getting high on mushrooms? That is fucking insane!
And Red, how would you like to suck on my Pokéballs!
Let the leader do it, son, don't try and fight with Pokémon!
Solid Snake, no one will fall for that, stop hiding in that box!
Megaman, go back to sucking Dr. Wily's little cock!
Link, your sword is big? How about you see my diamond sword?
Cut you into Tri-Force pieces and take Zelda as my reward!
Vik, you're a ripoff of Stalin, but you're just as worse!
I've got the best flow so I don't even need a second verse!
Drake, you're not amazing, your victory is uncharted!
You all are failures, it's time y'all departed!
This battle just ended, so wipe off that damn frown!
None of you will top me so I'll put you all on SHUTDOWN!.
Who won? Who's next? You Decide! 
Epic Rap Rap Battles of Extreme!
Matthew -Super Mario
Jay-link Actor
Zack-Link Voice
Hyperjacob96 - Red Actor
Mat4yo-Red Voice
Fel-Mega Man
Anthony-Snake Actor
ManCHA - Snake Voice
Jay-Dovakhiin Actor
Anthony-Dovakhiin Voice
Frenzy-Franklin Actor
Brandon Lorbes-Franklin Voice
Anthony-Nathan Drake Actor
ManCHA-Nathan Drake Voice
Anthony-Minecraft Steve 
Battle Released In 2014
Category:Matthew Thomas
Category:Mario
Category:Zack Maloney
Category:Link
Category:Mat4yo
Category:Red (Pokemon)
Category:Fel
Category:Mega Man
Category:Anthony Perry
Category:Frenzy