Larry Lawson

Not to be confused with the cucumber, the lobster, or the other guy.
Larry Lawson is a crutch-wielding weirdo who was dragged from the Junoverse by Bezel in his quest to rid the UnWorld of every addict. Although he is quite annoying (at least according to his captor), Larry is relatively nice, besides the murder he participated in a while back. Nowadays, he is the number-one fan of Simon Seville, and may be working on his own album. He is also currently being held hostage.
After Anji Mito accidentally broke the seal to another dimension, Larry was brought back to life by Bezel as his servant, which Larry didn't understand at first and just assumed he was good enough at fighting. When he was tasked to murder some blond weirdo, though, Larry finally knew why he had been chosen. Not because of his strength, but because of his weakness. He promptly got beaten within an inch of his life, and he knew that Bezel was a jerk.
Larry escaped Bezel's clutches when he found an incriminating secret about him; he had an obviously obsessive shrine dedicated to juno, who is literally a TEENAGER. Larry was sick of him, so he threw one of his crutches at him and whacked him repeatedly with the other one. He escaped, but now Larry knows what he did.
Larry also has an alter ego known as "The Unknown", which he appears as whenever he's with the Goths. Nightmarionne acts like he's his nephew who has come along with him, mostly to sneak Larry into nightclubs (which he's been banned in). Jasper sometimes comes with them, too. The Unknown was originally just a cheap Halloween costume Larry had been handed while in Scotland (looking for a job), and ended up just walking away with it because nobody would touch it with a 35-and-a-half-foot pole. Or at least, that's what he said. He probably just stole it from a store.
== Trivia ==
* Larry was once part of an online "military" group that specialized in harassing and swatting people who were fans of anime. He eventually realized that it's all kinda pointless. Then the group leader got shot to death by Popee.
* Larry's favorite shame is HaloBob GunPants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, which he has played a bit with SpongeJared.
* Larry is Mud's half-brother, since Dora Smarmy is his mom. I feel very sorry for having... that for a mom.
* He currently works at Mr. Meaty
* Larry once went on vacation to Round Star for the fun of it, and nearly got scalped by The Judge.
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