Annoying Orange: Crappy Captioned 7

Transcript:
Pear: Here at Annoying Orange, we caption every video for our hearing impaired fans. And also because Google's automatic captions are THE WORST! Here's another episode we remade using those same terrible automatic captions to prove it. Enjoy!
Orange: Free Harm Burger! (sighs) How bored. (to Dane Oppenheimer as he arrives with a paper bag and puts it on the counter) Who's that? What you have?
Passion Fruit: (as Dane Oppenheimer carries her out of the bag wearing a top hat) Hey, Watch the merchandise, buddy! (pulls out an iPhone)
Orange: Low!
Passion Fruit: (on Facebook on her iPhone looking at recent posts by Midget Apple and Marshmallow) How! Hay! How to going?
Orange: Hay! Huh, I'm in orange.
Passion Fruit: (throws her iPhone away) Uh, are you okay?
Orange: Your beautiful! (screen zooms out to a Your Beautiful poster on the wall, with Passion Fruit)
Passion Fruit: (suddenly without his top hat) (laughing) No. I'm just a passion fruit.
Orange: More like "Passion Cut!"
Passion Fruit: (floating in water of a lake) Uh, that's Passion Fruit.
Orange: (has a name tag that says Hi, my name is Kevin) I'm Kevin.
Passion Fruit: Yeah! I like your peeling diapers are totally adorable!
(Orange wears diapers and laughs nervously)
Grapefruit: (as Danone carries him out of the bag): I swear to Cod! You put me down right now or you're going to see some kung fu dodo!
Passion Fruit: Grapefruit?! How! Can't believe you made it!
Grapefruit: (wearing jeans without legs) Ho, You know him? (turns around to reveal a pocket with a corn cob, a carrot, a parsnip and a pea pod)
Orange: (sitting on the top of a stepladder) You know it, buddy. (cackling) It's not like that.
Passion Fruit: We met in the bag on the way over.
Grapefruit: (wearing his top hat on a white platform with a skull) Hey, who's the kumquat? Is he a friend of yours? (Daneboe cuts the background and Grapefruit is in the kitchen again, applause plays)
Passion Fruit: (5 bales of hay, 2 on the left side, 3 on the right) We just met. He's been, you know, keeping me company.
Grapefruit: (holding a name tag that says Hello my name is Hyman) Hey Passion! Do you watch me walk? Check it out! (He begins walking)
(Squash comes down by Passion Fruit and she moves out of the way)
Squash: Ewww! Not again!
Passion Fruit: Uh, yeah! You did that earlier.
(Grapefruit walks again)
Orange: (referring to Grapefruit) Hey! Is that cubby orange gonna fart? (farts)
Grapefruit: Whoa! Did that burp just call me cubby?! (burps)
Passion Fruit: (a green apple with Kevin Brueck's face is on her) Huh.
Orange: (camera zooms out to see Pear coming to orange, then whispers at Pear) Yeah! You really let yourself go! They should call you Cubby Red Orange... 'cause you're cubby. (laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey, (dolphin chirps), I'm a (dolphin chirps) grapefruit! Do you know what that means?!
Orange: Whoa! Tubby Red's got a dolphin mouth!
Grapefruit: It means I can lick your (dolphin chirps) 6 ways from (dolphin chirps)!
Passion Fruit: Grrr (spits a seed at Grapefruit, but doesn't hit Grapefruit)
Grapefruit: Is that really necessary? Orange, I'm talking to you! How many quacks can you do, huh?
Orange: (holds a white duck) What's a quack? (White duck quacks)
Grapefruit: (pulls up a hearing aid) Exactly, Let me spell it out for you hicks dig the grapefruit! Ain't that right, baby girl?
Passion Fruit: Uh, not really. (does a pushup)
Grapefruit: Oh, Boris, you're out of your league! You should go hit on a blueberry or something! (chuckles)
Orange: "Grapefruit?" More like "Cape fruit!" Are you tubby cause you ate all the bananas? (laughing)
Grapefruit: Hey! Zip the lip, Onion Drip!
Orange: (holding all the onions) I'm not an onion!
Grapefruit: Your right. You're a grape.
Orange: (holding all the grapes) None No, I'm not!
Grapefruit: Then why are you so full of "wine" (whine?) (laughing) Ohh! (chokes)
Passion Fruit: (to Grapefruit) (pulls out a bouquet) Hut on! (throws the flowers at Grapefruit)
Grapefruit: (gets bruised by the flower) OW!
Passion Fruit: (to Grapefruit) How is wrong with you?! Seriously you think I care about wrecking?! And why are you talking about "quacks?!" You don't even have legs! Your- I- (goes away, comes back with a chalkboard, a crayon to point and she taps the next four words with the hat and to Orange) And you! You cares if he's a little, you know, round?! All you do is make weird noises and call him "fart!" How shallow are you?!
Orange: I'm not "shallow," I'm an orange.
Passion Fruit: (continues pointing the hat at the words) How is wrong with me? (chalkboard changes to munchkins) This happens every time I go out: it's always the jerk and the weirdo. If that's the choices, My brother take-
Orange: Night? (lights turn out)
Passion Fruit: Huh.
Orange: (lights turn on) Light!
(screen cuts to the window with sunlight shining through, the light his Grapefruit and he grows)
Passion Fruit: All my cod!
Orange: Whoa! Grapefruit grow and sing himself!
(Grapefruit singing) La-la-la-la! Do you know how much this hurts.
Orange: He's not such a surface now. (Grapefruit gives a bouquet)
Passion Fruit: The most best thing I've ever seen.
Orange: You should have seen Potato, that was back.
Passion Fruit: This kitchen is awesome. How do you stand it?
Orange: Oh, it's not so back, just ask care!
Pear: Somebody, please. (pulls up a hammer and a wrench) Build my house.