美人计 (Měirén Jì)

==Background==
"Měirén Jì" is an original song by iKz featuring YANHE.
This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.
==Preceding versions==
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
匿名的包裹角落有一张相片　英俊的面孔让我小鹿乱撞变星星眼 	niming de baoguo jiaoluo youyi zhang xiangpian yingjun de miankong rang wo xiaolu luan zhuang bian xingxing yan
重要的绝密文件在什么地点　唯一知情者是这位令人过目不忘的少年 	zhongyao de juemi wenjian zai shenme didian weiyi zhiqing zhe shi zhe wei ling ren guomu bu wang de shaonian
都市传说中的主角只出没在黑夜　嘴角上扬的瞬间搭讪技巧无比熟练 	dushi chuanshuo zhong de zhujiao zhi chumo zai heiye zuijiao shangyang de shunjian dashan jiqiao wubi shulian
能依赖变装和媚眼为何要靠飞天　心疼一秒某个因为恐高翻车的小姐姐 	neng yilai bian zhuang he mei yan weihe yao kao feitian xinteng yi miao mou ge yinwei kong gao fanche de xiao jiejie
 	
资料说他在恋爱空窗里　刚刚独居安静奢华别墅区 	ziliao shuo ta zai lian'ai kong chuang li ganggang duju anjing shehua bieshu qu
就在今夜让你见识到活的007　套出情报顺便轻轻松松带走这颗心 	jiu zai jinye rang ni jianshi dao huo de ling ling qi tao chu qingbao shunbian qing qingsong song dai zou zhe ke xin
 	
我说Hi　赶快出来　（Boy　赶快出来） 	wo shuo Hi gankuai chulai (Boy gankuai chulai)
巨大的惊喜在等待　（在等待　在等待） 	juda de jingxi zai dengdai (zai dengdai zai dengdai)
他说嗐我没点外卖　笨蛋什么外卖 	ta shuo hai wo mei dian waimai bendan shenme waimai
别扰我联系刷野怪　呆　呆　呆 	bie rao wo lianxi shua ye guai dai dai dai
我又说Hi赶快出来　（Boy　赶快出来） 	wo you shuo Hi gankuai chulai (Boy gankuai chulai)
安慰伤心迷路的小孩（安慰小孩　安慰小孩） 	anwei shangxin milu de xiaohai (anwei xiaohai anwei xiaohai)
他又说嗐实在太意外　我才更加意外 	ta you shuo hai shizai tai yiwai wo cai gengjia yiwai
你好初次见面的美女　要不要一起双排 	ni hao chuci jianmian de meinü yao buyao yiqi shuang pai
哈？ 	ha?
 	
高档的欧式酒柜却被泡面塞满　餐桌和沙发地板放眼全是穿过的衬衫 	gaodang de oushi jiu gui que bei pao mian sai man canzhuo he shafa diban fangyan quan shi chuanguo de chenshan
即将到来的浪漫开场有些喜感　看我略施小计俘获不解风情的大直男 	jijiang daolai de langman kaichang youxie xi gan kan wo lüe shi xiao ji fuhuo bu jie fengqing de da zhi nan
 	
月色之下调两杯Martini　淡淡香气无法捉摸的神秘 	yue se zhi xiatiao liang bei Martini dandan xiangqi wufa zhuomo de shenmi
谁说酒精能让故事的发展更有趣 	shei shuo jiujing neng rang gushi de fa zhan geng youqu
为何这位兄弟还在坐怀不乱打游戏　越打越Happy 	weihe zhe wei xiongdi hai zai zuo huai bu luanda youxi yue dayue Happy
 	
我说歪　赶快过来　（Boy　赶快过来） 	wo shuo wai gankuai guolai (Boy gankuai guolai)
口渴的猫咪在等待　（在等待　在等待） 	kou ke de maomi zai dengdai (zai dengdai zai dengdai)
他说Why我忙着比赛　笨蛋什么比赛 	ta shuo Why wo mangzhe bisai bendan shenme bisai
冰箱里可乐自己开　呆　呆　呆 	bingxiang li kele ziji kai dai dai dai
我又说歪赶快过来　（Boy　赶快过来） 	wo you shuo wai gankuai guolai (Boy gankuai guolai)
温暖饥寒交迫的小孩（温暖小孩　温暖小孩） 	wennuan jihan jiaopo de xiaohai (wennuan xiaohai wennuan xiaohai)
他又说Why实在太奇怪　我才更加奇怪 	ta you shuo Why shizai tai qiguai wo cai gengjia qiguai
请你不要这么快表白　我们之间不合拍 	qing ni buyao zheme kuai biaobai women zhi jian bu hepai
 	
天　怎么会有如此迷惑的自信发言 	tian zenme hui you ruci mihuo de zixin fayan
天　别让上帝看着我有口莫辩额头黑线问号布满脸 	tian bie rang shangdi kanzhe wo you kou mo bian etou hei xian wenhao bu man lian
 	
Bye　赶快躲开　　　（Boy　赶快躲开） 	Bye gankuai duo kai (Boy gankuai duo kai)
凭实力单身太活该　　（太活该　太活该） 	ping shili danshen tai huogai (tai huogai tai huogai)
他说Bye我有点难猜　笨蛋不是难猜 	ta shuo Bye wo youdian nan cai bendan bushi nan cai
突然就生气真不乖　呆　呆　呆 	turan jiu shengqi zhen bu guai dai dai dai
我又说Bye赶快躲开　（Boy　赶快躲开） 	wo you shuo Bye gankuai duo kai (Boy gankuai duo kai)
完美情商浪费了你的帅（浪费了帅　浪费了帅） 	wanmei qingshang langfeile ni de shuai (langfeile shuai langfeile shuai)
他又说Bye实在太无奈　我才更加无奈 	ta you shuo Bye shizai tai wunai wo cai gengjia wunai langfeile shuai langfeile shuai)
不过看你可爱的表演还算Nice Try 	buguo kan ni ke'ai de biaoyan hai suan Nice Try
What？ 	
==Other media appearances==
===Discography===
This song was featured in the Nuò II: Shì album.
==External links==
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:Chinese songs
Category:Partially bilingual songs
Category:Songs featuring YANHE
Category:Self-covers