Dr. Seuss vs Mother Goose

Beloved rhyming kid's author, Dr. Seuss, raps against the figurehead of the nursery rhyme and fairy tale genres, Mother Goose, to see who's the better rhyming kids author.
== Cast ==
=== Rappers ===
Mickey Meyer as Dr. Seuss
Catie Wayne as Mother Goose (voice)
Mother Goose Animated by Animeme
=== Cameos ===
Nice Peter as The Cat in the Hat
EpicLLOYD as Things 1 & 2
Humpty Dumpty Amimated by Forrest Whaley
Brooke Lawson as Little Red Riding Hood
== Beat ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGIyscHO794
== Locations ==
Dr. Seuss: Dr. Seuss' Storybook
Mother Goose: Shoe-Shaped Cottage
== Lyrics ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DR. SEUSS
VS
MOTHER GOOSE
BEGIN!
=== Dr. Seuss: (0:09) ===
What’s this I see? A rap-off challenge for me?
It’s easy to see that I’ll accept with glee!
Got ABAB schemes down to a T!
Even the OG will bend the knee to this emcee!
I rhyme fast and loose, dropping thunder like Zeus
I rhyme profuse; just let loose! Don’t even need an excuse!
I’ll lay you out and cook ya in lemon juice, Mother Goose
How can you win a rap-off against motherfucking Doctor Seuss?
=== Mother Goose: (0:28) ===
Old Mother Goose, When she wanted to wander,
Did travel to join in a game with the author yonder
Though I liked not the fuzzy creatures from this demented clown
He smoked all over town until Ted Seuss fell down
Every one of my rhymes is still sung to children
In homes, schools, libraries and all manner of buildings
I would laugh to see such fun, though when I take a gander,
I just see an old man who hated kids and created War Propaganda
=== Dr. Seuss: (0:46) ===
Alright, time’s up! Line up and get your ass whooped, paltry duck!
I don’t give one fuck, two fucks, red fucks or blue fucks!
I give so few fucks! Old lady living in a shoe fucks!
Goose plucked! Goose stuffed! You just lucked out, schmuck!
I mean, c’mon! You don’t even exist!
L. Frank Baum and Charles Perrault wrote all your shit!
I’m so lethal on the mic I’ll leave this old crone in the infirmary!
But your rhymes? Bitch, they do indeed belong in a nursery!
=== Mother Goose: (1:04) ===
I shall keep this short and sweet. Both memorable and concise
And will not fill an entire book with the same shit dragged on all night!
I will leave you battered, shattered, dented and disoriented
You're the black sheep of the literary genre that I invented!
This isn't your first Rap Battle here, but Shakespeare utterly Conquered!
And if your rap game was stronger, this battle too might have been longer!
Perhaps try being as cheerful as your creations, Mister Grumpy
Though I shall still crack you like an egg; Humpty Dumpty
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP (logo falls off a wall) OUCH! BATTLES OF HISTORY…