Muscle Man

== General Information ==
Mitch "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the owner of the London Geoducks hockey franchise from its creation after the Reddit Takeover in 2011 to modern day. He also works at 'The Park' as a side gig for unknown reasons. He is a green, strong humanoid who often takes off his shirt and swings it around in the air. When upset, he begins wailing and screaming while rolling around on the ground. He often makes "my mom" jokes, in which the usual 'your mom' jokes are flipped back around to comment on his own mother (usually positively or neutrally). He will often fire coaches by saying "do you know who else could do better? MY MOM!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!" and will scream and roll around on the ground when the team loses.
== Background Information ==
Muscle Man was born in 1983, likely to rich American parents. It is unknown how he got to London or why he bought the Geoducks, but it appears he was the first owner. After the Deez Nuts incident, his team fell in to mediocrity and likely inspired him to get a side gig working for 'the park'. He likely continues to both work at the park and own the team to this day.
== Appearance ==
Muscle Man is a green humanoid with shoulder length brown hair. He is overweight and has prominent 'man boobs'. He wears a long sleeve blue shirt that exposes his stomach and grey sweatpants. It is likely that he also wears a full suit to Geoduck games and other public appearances relating to the team.
== Fun Facts ==
* Muscle Man owns the London Geoducks due to an audio where muscle man makes one of his 'my mom' jokes before benson yells 'YOU'RE FIRED!!!!'. This inspired the idea that he owns the team, further solidified by the idea of him having one of his tantrums during the Deez Nuts Incident. 
* It is unknown why muscle man was wealthy enough to buy and/or create the London Geoducks.
* Muscle Man lives in or nearby 'the park' in a trailer, despite being very wealthy and considering the park job his side gig.
* It is unknown whether his coworkers at the park know about his team ownership.