TSPS 76: Mona's Ranch

Show format: 44 minutes, Pre-recorded 
Call types: Request, Customer Service, Church
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This show contains mostly calls to people living near a car dealership and to some brothels. Brad deliberates on audio stream quality. Votes on the subject were rigged.
7:25: Darlene doesn't seem to care that an employee from the Auto Village across the road pulled donuts in her lawn while on a test drive, peed on her door knob and pooped in her mailbox, seems less happy that it's a prank than if it actually happened.
10:36: Mrs. Balonzie isn't interested in Auto Village trying to sell her a car, isn't interested in driving lessons, she's just one big nope. Chuck's insistence gets him nowhere with Mrs. Balonzie.
12:09: Chuck tries to level with Mr. Fabian about Mrs. Balonzie's test drive foray over his lawn. Mr. F smells Chuck's BS, wants to speak to the real deal from the car lot, Billy.
14:59: Brad discusses the origin of the 'cactus' song used as backing in the show intro.
18:54: Roy needs to let David know that his Disney tour is cancelled but reaches his brother Harvey. Learning that the trip is part of a cruise, Roy shames Harvey for polluting the environment by not holidaying locally. After learning from Roy that Disneyworld is closing for good, Harvey offers $10 to buy, then cusses Roy out.
23:30: Brad reminisces about drive thru pranks, plays some old audio, wants a Yaesu radio to try them again.
28:32: Pastor Roy from the Elko Christian academy wants to plan a kids' field trip to Sharon's brothel. Sharon, sounding like she's either high on meds or in the middle of 'servicing' a customer (but who's also a Christian who goes to church, by the way) is OK with the field trip idea but takes exception to Roy's use of 'you people' and is strangely reluctant to the pastor's request to let the kids into the rooms to watch people 'doing their thing'.  Sharon really doesn't share Roy's liberal views on kids and sex and hangs up on him.
32:36: Pastor Roy now tries his luck planning a kids' career trip to Dovetail Ranch. Unknown lady there is helpful but Roy will need to speak with manager Monica. Pastor Roy doesn't see the fuss (brothels are just like Wal-Mart), lady disagrees with this, calls Roy 'sweetheart', which Roy dislikes.
35:32: Roy tries calling Mona's Ranch (who must be really good as they have a '69' in their number), muses they're too busy 'helping customers' to answer their phone.
36:07: Girl at Sue's Fantasy Club struggles to understand Pastor Roy's request for a group discount but does manage to agree that it's a brothel. Kids not allowed, apparently, end of. No group discount or happy ending for Roy.
37:46: Sharon from Sharon's brothel now thinks Roy is the sickest person in the world, warns him never to call her again.