EVIL CAPITALIST UNANYTHING

We say this because "UnAnything" is too short and official sounding, and we want to really make it clear we don't like them, even though we're capitalist too. 
Shut up, UnBarney is pure COMMUNISM! Everyone worships Father Strange day and night.
- TheBlackRock77
Then why can you buy stuff?
- Vesta
Communist countries have currency. UnBarney has the UnBarnian UnDollar. This is not the same as the evil UA UnDollar because the wikis don’t share a canon. 
- TheBlackRock77
90% of all your stuff is government owned and controlled.
- TheBlackRock77
My humble brother in Christ, is that not the point? Was it not by the pen of Marx when he wrote the strikingly detailed Communist Manifesto detailing the hypocrisies of society, in which he demanded the abolishment of private property & classes? Was it not by decision of Communist leaders who decided so generously to provide amenities to its citizens, to make its proletariats & humble citizens happy by giving them a medium to express their feelings, whether it be by ruthless protest or humble influence? Was it not Marx himself who wrote the manifesto so as to voice the concerns of the average everyday person, whose entire life has been dumbed down by the revolution of industrial machines?
Was it not Marx himself, who quite indeed, said, and I quote:
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions."? Was it not the UnBarnian government, who actively portrays "Father Strange" in a monotheistic light? Indeed, it may be hypocrisy that other communist countries provide state-operated houses of religion despite such negative words; but is Communism not but a progressive ideology, of which may not be so tolerant of religion but still allows it under very, VERY specific and sanctioned circumstances so as to meet the best of two worlds? 
Indeed, it is public knowledge that several Communist leaders have publicly admitted to indulging into aspects of Capitalism; whether it be Kim Jong-Un, who admired Michael Jordan and formally invited him to North Korea, or Mao Zedong's relationship with the United States through the PRC onwards from 1972, which would eventually lead to one of the most important bilateral relations the world has seen, of which is still being maintained today; and, even then, would you still consider state-governed amenities to be such a bad thing, when, really, it is what Marx would have wanted, a beautiful & such gracious sight of which UnBarney indulges - no, EMBRACES in through UnBarney Motors and UnBarney Inc.? 
- DeeDOS69