The Order of the Stone (DiamondMinecart episode)/Transcript

The following is a transcript of Episode 1: The Order of the Stone of Telltale Games' DanTDM's Adventures of Minecraft Story Mode.
Dan: Hey everyone, Dan here from TheDiamondMinecart, welcome to my Adventures of Minecraft Story Mode Season 1 Episode 1 "The Order of the Stone". Now if you haven't seen my "Would You Rather Super Sour Challenge" video uploaded on January 6, 2016, we'll have that into the description box below. But, for now, let's play.
Narrator: Nothing built can last forever. And every legend, no matter how great, fades with time. With each passing year, more and more details are lost... until all that remains are myths. Half truths. To put it simply, lies. And yet in all the known universe, between here and the Far Lands, the legend of the Order of the Stone endures, unabridged, as self-evident fact. Indeed, it is only a troubled land that has need for heroes - and ours was fortunate to have, so long ago, four heroes such as these: Gabriel the Warrior, before whose sword all combatants would tremble. Ellegaard the Redstone Engineer, whose machines would spark an era of invention. Magnus the Rogue, who would channel his destructive creativity for the benefit of all. And Soren the Architect, Builder of Worlds and leader of the Order of the Stone. These FOUR friends together, would give so much to gain their rightful place as FOUR heroes. Their greatest quest would take them on a dangerous journey to fight a mysterious creature known as the Ender Dragon. In the end, the Order of the Stone emerged victorious and the dragon was defeated. Their story complete, they slipped away into the pages of legend.
The scene cuts to a poster of Gabriel, then gradually pans upwards where a treehouse is shown. 
== Treehouse ==
Narrator: But when one story ends, another one begins...
Female Jesse is seen practicing, swinging their sword against an armor stand.
Dan: Everyone, when Olivia asks Jesse that witch thing she would rather fight, we need to find out what she's gonna say. So, let's start now.
Olivia: Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens? Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any weapons or armor. So you'd have to fight them with your hands.
Dan: I Think "Zombie-Sized Chickens" had to be good.
Female Jesse: Good for you, Dan. I'd have to go with the giant chickens. Not because I want to or because I think it would be easy, but because they would be an abomination.
Olivia: Imagine their giant feet.
Female Jesse: Like I said, an abomination.
Olivia: Soo... I’ve got a daylight sensor on the roof...
Female Jesse: Mmm-hmm...
Olivia: And if I did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark.
Female Jesse: Mmm-hmm!
Olivia places redstone dust on the table.
Olivia: I didn't want to just leave Reuben here with nothing while we're at the building competition.
Female Jesse: He's coming with us.
Olivia: Really?
Female Jesse: What kind of question is that? Of course he is.
Olivia: Okay. I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go?
Dan: Olivia, that is not a very nice thing to say that it's a little weird that she takes him with her everywhere she goes. What does he make us things look like that exactly?
Olivia: That's a really good question you asked. He kind of makes us look like... I don't know... amateurs.
Dan: Olivia, come on! People love pigs! They love them!
Female Jesse: Dan's right! He’s my wingman, people ALWAYS wanna talk to the girl with a pig.
Olivia: You mean talk ABOUT the girl with a pig. Like... “Look at the weird girl with the weird pig! How weird!”
Female Jesse glares.
Dan: That's not nice!
Olivia: I didn’t mean anything by it. I’m glad he’s coming. I just don’t wanna give people one more reason to call us “losers”. I’m getting tired of it!
Dan: Olivia, stop it! We aren't losers. We like to win.
Female Jesse: Dan's right again! We are NOT losers, Olivia!
Olivia: We lose ALL THE TIME! It’s what we do.
Female Jesse: Okay… okay! That might be true.
Olivia: I can’t remember the last time we’ve won anything…
Female Jesse: But if that’s the case, it means we WIN at being losers.
Reuben nods in agreement.
Olivia laughs.
Olivia: Alright… Fine.
Dan: That's what I thought.
Axel: (Impersonating a creeper) Ssssssss…
Reuben gasps.
Female Jesse: Do you hear that?
Dan: Is someone trying to vacuum up a tennes ball?
Axel: Sssssss…
Olivia: Oh no!
Dan: What's going on?
Axel opens the trapdoor and scares the group.
Axel: BOOOOO!!!!
Dan: Whoa!
Female Jesse: Aaaaggghhh!!!!
Reuben squeals and faints.
Dan: Oh no! You made him pull his hamstring! You're such a jurk!
Axel takes off his creeper mask.
Axel: Hahaha, oh man you guys totally freaked out! That was awe-
Reuben charges at Axel and bumps into his chest.
Axel: Oof!
Olivia: Axel! What’s the matter with you?!
Reuben walks away from Axel.
Axel: Great. Now I’m gonna smell like a pig at Endercon. I thought we were buddies!
Dan: Uh... I Think that's a really, really cool mask. I've haven't seen that one.
Female Jesse: Cool mask!
Axel: It IS, isn’t it?
Female Jesse: (sarcastically) Yeah! Very convincing!
Axel: Hahaha! The look on your faces!
Female Jesse frowns angrily.
Dan: Seriously?!
Olivia: Did you bring the fireworks?
Axel: Of course I did! I even brought something for the little guy!
Axel pulls out an Ender Dragon costume.
Female Jesse: (enthusiastically) Nice!
Olivia: You brought Reuben a disguise?
Axel: Umm… We’re going to a convention! SOMEBODY’s gotta where a costume!
Axel puts the costume on Reuben.
Reuben squeals, jumps and runs around in excitement.
Female Jesse smiles.
Dan: Oh my goodness! He looks awesome! I Cannot believe this!
Female Jesse: He looks AWESOME!
Reuben: Oink!
Axel: It only took me like a million hours to build it.
Female Jesse: Alright. Alright.
Olivia: You definitely brought the fireworks, right?
Axel: Yeeesss! I’m ready! Waiting on you guys!
Olivia: See, NOW he’s your wingman.
Dan: Now That's appealing!
Female Jesse: Stop!
Dan: Hey! I'm the one that dose puns!
Female Jesse: Oh, yeah, right! Sorry!
Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff!
Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay?
Dan: Okay!
Female Jesse: Okay!
Female Jesse smiles.
Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down.
Dan: Alright! So, before Jesse gets her stuff, we need to look at a poster first.
Female Jesse: Yeah! Let's go do that!
Female Jesse and Dan looks around.
Female Jesse: Gabriel The Warrior.
Dan: That's right!
Female Jesse: (to Reuben) You think we’ll EVER get that famous?
Reuben shakes his head.
Female Jesse: It’s not impossible! Maybe I’LL get famous for my… sweet poster collection!
Female Jesse grins.
Dan: Alright! Now we just need to open the chest.
Female Jesse: Okay!
Female Jesse and Dan goes to the middle chest and finds a pair of shears.
Female Jesse: Shears! DEFINITELY taking these! Never know when I might need to… shear some sheep!
Dan: Okay! Now gonna need to look at some more!
Female Jesse: Let's try it!
Dan: So, Jesse what are we gonna be doing this year?
Female Jesse: Well, Dan. One of these days, we’re gonna WIN, the Endercon building competition and WHEN do, people will look up at us and say “Hey, there goes Jesse and Reuben, winners of the Endercon building competition!”
Reuben looks at Female Jesse and Dan.
Dan: That really cool. The Armor Stand looks really good.
Female Jesse: I got this stand as a gift, but I don’t have any armor to put on it. Maybe someday…
Dan: Reuben, I wanna hear you're best part!
Female Jesse: Give me a dragon roar, Reuben!
Dan: Yeah!
Reuben imitates the Ender Dragon.
Dan: Whoa! That bork and roar!
Female Jesse: That’ll do, Reuben! That’ll do!
Dan: And now we just need one more thing.
Female Jesse: Exactly!
Female Jesse and Dan goes to the chest on the left and finds flint and steel.
Female Jesse: Hmmm… flint and steel, not too shabby…
Dan: Okay! Now let's go to the trapdoor.
Female Jesse and Dan walks to the trapdoor.
Dan: So, what do you say Reuben?
Reuben squeals in excitement and runs to Female Jesse and Dan.
Female Jesse holds Reuben, open’s the trapdoor and climbs down with Dan to exit the treehouse.
Female Jesse and Dan gets off the ladder and puts Reuben down.
Olivia: That’s everything.
Dan: Exactly!
Axel: Let’s roll!
Olivia: Yeah, dude! “Roll”!
Female Jesse: Let’s go!
Dan: Come on!
== Forest ==
Axel: I heard a pretty juicy rumor about the building competition, but you guys have to PROMISE not say anything.
Olivia: Okay.
Dan: Guys, remember, we have a competition to win.
Olivia: You said it, Dan.
Axel: ALSO it’s in two parts! Each part more exciting than the last!
Female Jesse: Spit it out, Axel!
Axel: Part one. The special guest of this year’s Endercon is none other than Gabriel The Warrior him-freaking-self.
Female Jesse: WOAH! What’s part two?!
Axel: Part TWO. According to my sources, the winner of the building competition is gonna get to meet him.
Olivia silently gasps.
Axel: It doesn’t mean ANYTHING if we lose… But if we WIN… oh man! This would make for all the losing.
Dan: Guys, I'd love to meet Gabriel! He's The Warrior.
Female Jesse: Meeting Gabriel would be a dream and an honor!
Olivia: Totally, he’s awesome! It’d be amazing to meet him!
Dan: Yes!
Axel: Reuben better be careful in that costume, last time Gabriel saw a dragon, it didn’t end well.
Olivia: Sooo… Does this “source” of yours make posters for a living?
Axel: Huh?
The group and Dan stops walking and notice posters about Gabriel everywhere.
Axel: Yeah… my source… doesn’t exist. You guys are my only friends.
The group and Dan starts walking again.
Female Jesse: Guys let’s stay focused, we have a competition to win.
Olivia: We never win, and this year we’ve got Reuben with us! We basically have no chance.
Dan: Hey! Have a little faith, Olivia. You don't ever talk nonsense.
Female Jesse: Faith, Olivia. 
Olivia: What?
Female Jesse: A little slice. A sliver. A portion. Just a little faith. That's all we need. Also, I'm hungry. To win.
Dan: To What-now?
Female Jesse: To win.
Dan: Oh, now I get it!
Axel: No, no. I'm with that.
Dan: You've gotta be kidding me!
Female Jesse: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We’re thinking about this all WRONG! The point of the building competition isn’t just to BUILD something! You have to DO something to get noticed by the judges!
Olivia: Okay, then. So how do we do this?
Female Jesse: We don’t just build something functional, we build something FUN! After we finish the fireworks machine like we planned, we then build something cool on top of it!
Olivia: You might be onto something!
Axel: If you wanna get a reaction out of the judges, you need to build something scary. So I say we build a creeper!
Olivia: Wouldn’t an enderman be better? I’m more scared of endermen than creepers.
Axel: They both have their moments. Both pretty scary.
Olivia: Then again, you scared the CRAP out of us, with a creeper today.
Dan: Come on, Endermen are cool. We have to build it!
Female Jesse: Let’s build an enderman!
Axel: Aww… Olivia’s thing?
Olivia: Are you whining?
Axel: No, I was saying “awesome”.
Olivia: Yeah. I think this is the first time we've decided on something before getting to the competition. Think we've got everything we need?
Female Jesse: It wouldn't hurt to grab a little more.
Axel: Let's get with the Grabbin', then.
Dan: Alright!
Female Jesse: We're so prepared. We can't lose. Cannot. Bring it in.
The gang and Dan places their hands together.
Female Jesse: "Dare to Prepare" on three. No. "Preparing is Daring." Nope, that's the same thing- forget it. "Team" on three. One, two, three...
Everyone: Team!
Axel: Prepare!
Female Jesse attempts to break a tree stump but stops, Reuben puts on a stern look. Female Jesse then does some push ups, stops to look at a poster of Gabriel and grunts in determination. Female Jesse breaks a wall of sand, then wrestles a squid, and then does more push ups with one hand at a time, Female Jesse then breaks a field of flowers, does lift ups, mines a bunch of stone, shears a flock of sheep and then attempts to break the tree stump again.
Jesse punches out the tree stump with their bare hands.
Female Jesse: YARGH!!!
Reuben smiles with determination.
Female Jesse stands there for ages.
The group and Dan gets ready to jump in the air, as they all place hands atop one another.
Female Jesse jumps up with the group and smiles.
Axel: We know what we're building, we've got all the stuff for it. We are so ready.
Olivia: This year, it's going to be different. I'm not just ready to build. I'm ready to win.
Townsperson: Nice pig, losers.
The group and Dan stops walking. Axel and Olivia look angrily at the townsperson, while Jesse and Reuben both groan embarrassedly.
Axel: Oh, great. There's Lukas and the Ocelots. The rivalry continues.
The group and Dan starts walking.
Olivia: Man, they've got matching leather jackets and everything.
Axel: So cool...
Dan: Yeah!
Aiden: Well well well, if it isn't the Order of the Losers.
Maya: Great, the fail squad's here.
Gill: Lukas, get a load of these losers!
Lukas: Let's go, guys.
Dan: It's time to have a team name!
== Building Competition ==
Announcer: Name, please?
Axel: Axel, and how do you do?
Announcer: No, your team name.
Axel: Team name? We are not ready for this.
Olivia: So much for losing anonymously...
Dan: Don't worry! We're the Dead Enders! We always win!
Female Jesse: We're the Dead Enders.
Axel: Whoa! It sounds like a name for pirates.
Olivia: It's cool.
Announcer: Okay, Dead Enders. You guys are in Booth 5.
Dan: Let's go!
Dan and Female Jesse enters the area, then Reuben and then Olivia, Axel tries to enter but temporarily gets stuck in the gate due to his width then budges free, the Ocelots laugh at Axel.
Dan and Female Jesse opens a large chest looking for items but finds nothing.
Female Jesse: Hmmm… Nope!
Dan and Female Jesse closes the chest.
Dan: Nothing in there.
Female Jesse and Dan looks at booth 1.
Female Jesse and Dan looks at booth 3.
Female Jesse: Man, it’s crowded!
Axel: Is that a freakin' beacon? They have a freakin' beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!?
Olivia: That's stained glass, they aren't just building a beacon. They're building a rainbow beacon. We're gonna lose.
Dan: Oh man! Don't worry, we got this. We don't wanna lose.
Female Jesse: What’re you worried about? We’ve got this.
Olivia: Who are we kidding? We’ve got nothing.
Female Jesse points to Reuben.
Female Jesse: We’ve got… a mascot!
Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them.
Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again.
Maya: Good one, Gill!
Olivia: We're just looking.
Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon.
Axel: You're being unpleasant.
Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig!
Dan: I Don't care! Don't mess with him! That's Jesse's pig!
Female Jesse: Uhh… you really shouldn’t mess with Reuben.
Aiden: I do what I want. Besides. What harm could a pig do?
Olivia: Keep talking and find out.
Dan: Okay!
Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We've got work to do.
Dan, Female Jesse, Axel, and Olivia all look at Aiden with a smirk.
Aiden: You're lucky I'm busy.
Petra: Hey Jesse. Guys.
Dan and Female Jesse: Hey Petra.
Petra: How's the build going?
Axel: Only time will tell. But we’re optimistic.
Lukas: Hey Petra, I forgot to thank you for that nether star.
Petra: Hey Lukas. Not a problem.
Axel: You helped these tools?
Petra: For the right price, I’ll help anyone. If you need anything, you know where to find me.
Olivia: None of us know where to find you.
Petra: Exactly.
Lukas: No hard feelings guys. If you're cool with Petra, you're cool with us. Cool? So why don’t we just forget about all this, and, y’know... make this about how cool our builds are.
Dan: Well, Then. Teach your friends some manners. That what I want you to do.
Female Jesse: We’re cool with Petra... but you need to teach your friends some manners.
Lukas: He’s just trying to get in your head.
Female Jesse: Well, have you heard the saying... it’s possible to be nice and win?
Aiden: Sounds like something a loser would say.
Dan: Shut up.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the Endercon Building Competition! The winners of this competition will have their build featured at Endercon. The winners will also meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior!
Ocelots: Ocelots! Ocelots! Ocelots!
Olivia: Whoa. Handshake? We don’t have a handshake.
Female Jesse: We’ll just make one up. We’ll call it the uuhhhhhh....
Dan: Guy, we have got to do The "Griefer Grab!" That's the best way we can do.
Female Jesse: The "Griefer Grab!"
Dan: Yeah! You know what I'm saying! It's The "Griefer Grab!" Come on, and do it with us.
Female Jesse: Oh yeah! Griefer Grabbing is so much!
Dan: I Bet you can do that while you're killing the monsters, Jesse.
Female Jesse: Exactly. Maybe with my wooden sword I can kill them.
Olivia: Aaaand just like that, I’m nervous again.
Female Jesse: Don’t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. This year, the Dead Enders can't lose!
Dan: Yeah! Time to build the fireworks machine and an enderman!
Axel: Let's do it.
Announcer: Building... starts... now!
The group builds a fireworks machine.
Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared!
Female Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours.
The group and Dan then build the statue.
The group and Dan completes their enderman statue.
Jesse looks at the other builds.
Female Jesse: And now, the moment of truth.
Olivia: Here goes nothing...
Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group.
The crowd is impressed.
Olivia: This looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure.
Axel: I gotta admit, this Enderman is sweet! Good call, Jesse.
The crowd observes the machine in awe.
Female Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us.
Same Stranger from before: Good build, man!
Aiden gets jealous.
Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool!
Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build.
Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops!
Reuben catches fire and runs off.
Female Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back!
Axel: It was Aiden, that punk.
Olivia: The lava's getting closer!
Axel: It's gonna ruin the build!
Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something.
Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames!
Dan: Yeah! Come on, help me find Reuben! He's gonna be fine!
Female Jesse: We’ve got to get Reuben!
Female Jesse jumps onto Aiden.
Dan and Axel jumps down and Olivia lands on top of him.
Olivia: We're right behind you!
Olivia runs off of Dan and Axel and follows Jesse. Dan and Axel reluctantly joins her.
== Forest ==
Female Jesse: I don't see him anywhere -- Reuben?!
Olivia: The sun's going down -- we've gotta find him fast.
Axel: He could've gone anywhere... and this part of the woods is huge.
Female Jesse: We stand a better chance finding him if we split up.
Dan: I'm gonna have to go with Jesse.
Olivia: If either of you get lost, just use the lights from EnderCon to make your way back to town, got it?
Axel: Got it.
Dan and Female Jesse runs into the woods to look for Reuben but there is no sign of him.
Female Jesse: Reuben?! Where are you? Just give me an oink if you can hear me.
Dan and Female Jesse walks around the woods but there is no sign of Reuben.
Female Jesse: Just oink if you can here me!
Dan and Female Jesse notices a trail of hoof prints.
Female Jesse: Hmm, pig tracks.
Dan and Female Jesse examines the back of an oak tree but still can’t find Reuben.
Dan and Female Jesse notices smoke coming from a tree.
Female Jesse: Could that be Reuben?
Dan: I Don't know. I Think we need to find him.
Dan and Female Jesse finds a burning tree.
Female Jesse: He must have run by here! Doesn’t look like this fire will spread. I bet Reuben started this.
Dan: Hey, Reuben, where'd you go?
Female Jesse: Reuben? Reuben! Come here, boy! Hmm, I hear SOME pigs.
Dan and Female Jesse walks past a tree.
Female Jesse: Reu...
Dan and Female Jesse rushes to another forest surrounded by other pigs and then stops.
Female Jesse: Reuben. Are you in there?
Dan: Reuben, talk to us.
Female Jesse: Reuben? Reuben! Come here, boy! Reuben?
The other pigs make a ruckus.
Female Jesse: No not you, guy... pig! ALL pig but Reuben, shut up!
Dan and Female Jesse looks behind the tree but still no sign of Reuben.
Dan and Female Jesse gets cross.
Female Jesse: Stupid pigs!
Dan and Female Jesse examines talk grass and a chicken jumps out startling Jesse.
Female Jesse: Ah!
The chicken walks away.
Dan and Female Jesse walks onto a hill, jumps off of it and continues walking.
Female Jesse: Reuben, it’s getting scary out here!
Dan and Female Jesse notices smoke and follows it.
Dan and Female Jesse stops notices a burning costume that Reuben was wearing which worries Jesse.
Female Jesse: Reuben? Reuben?! Oh no! You in there, buddy?
Female Jesse examines the costume.
Female Jesse: Oh geez, please don’t be toasted Reuben.
Female Jesse lifts up the costume and luckily Reuben isn’t in it, Jesse is relieved.
Female Jesse: Phew!
Female Jesse stomps on the costume and puts out the fire then leaves with Dan.
Female Jesse: Can here you here me, boy?
Reuben oinks in the background.
Dan and Female Jesse enters the cave tunnel and hears some spiders, he/she jumps off a few ledges and gets slightly anxious.
Female Jesse: Reuben, is that you?
Reuben oinks in the background.
Dan and Female Jesse notices a cave spider.
Female Jesse: Aah!
The spider crawls away.
Dan and Female Jesse exits the cave and gets back on the grass.
Dan and Female Jesse notices something.
Female Jesse: Hmm…
Dan and Female Jesse notices something hiding in a shrubbery.
At last Dan and Female Jesse finds Reuben.
Female Jesse: Reuben! There you are!
Reuben walks to Jesse in excitement.
Reuben silently stares at Jesse in relief.
Female Jesse: Oh, I'm so happy to see you!
Reuben smiles.
Reuben smiles but then notices a zombie noise.
A zombie approaches Jesse from behind, Reuben screams and Dan and Female Jesse looks behind them to notice the zombie.
The zombies approach them and Reuben panics.
Female Jesse: Reuben, run!
Dan, Female Jesse and Reuben run from the zombies and stop for a bit.
Female Jesse: (breathing) Whew! I think we’re good.
A creeper approaches the duo thus Female Jesse and Reuben run again. Female Jesse jumps over a block and stops to reassure Reuben.
Female Jesse: I think we made it!
A skeleton shoots an arrow right above Jesse.
Female Jesse: Aah!
The skeleton attempts to shoot Female Jesse.
Female Jesse and Dan runs and narrowly avoids the arrow which lands on another block.
Female Jesse and Dan runs unharmed.
Dan, Female Jesse and Reuben run together.
Dan, Female Jesse and Reuben stop and get ambushed by a group of zombies, Female Jesse prepares to fight them and pulls out a wooden sword.
Female Jesse hits an approaching zombie.
Female Jesse: Back! Get back! Stay behind me! I’ve got you.
Reuben obediently hides behind Jesse.
Female Jesse hits the zombie several times until it dies. They hit once more and stab it in the head. Just then two more zombies appear.
Female Jesse kills the zombie on the right after hitting several times.
Female Jesse kills the other zombie but then their sword breaks.
Female Jesse: Stupid wooden swords!
More mobs appear and approach the duo.
They zombies close in on them and a spider joins the party.
Female Jesse: (to Reuben) I know it’s bad, I’ll think of something!
Dan: Oh no! Stay close. I'll protect you. Everything's gonna be okay, Reuben.
Female Jesse: There’s too many of them, buddy.
Jesse looks at Reuben.
Female Jesse: Don’t leave that spot, no matter what. You hear me? I’ve got you!
Reuben stays put, a zombie approaches Reuben and punches him in the eye causing him to get a bruised face. Jesse gets horrified and charges at the zombie.
Female Jesse: Get away from him!
Female Jesse kills the zombie with their fist.
Female Jesse examines Reuben and discovers he has a black eye.
Female Jesse: Oh no! He got you!
Another spider jumps out and attacks Jesse.
Female Jesse: (high-pitched) Aah!
Female Jesse tries to crawl away but the spider jumps on them, Jesse struggles.
Female Jesse: Get off of me!
Female Jesse pushes the spider off with their feet, causing it to tumble, it gets back up approaches Jesse again, Jesse crawls anxiously and the spider once again jumps on them. Petra intervenes and kills the spider with a pickaxe, she helps Jesse up.
Petra: Come on, let’s get out of the open.
Dan: Alright!
Dan, Female Jesse, Petra, and determinantly Reuben escape the forest, Petra kills a zombie and Jesse takes some string.
== Cave ==
The group and Dan enters a cave, Jesse climbs down the ladder following Petra.
Petra jumps down the hills. Jesse and Reuben follow her.
The group walk through the cave together.
Petra: I wanna show you something.
Reuben: Oink!
Dan: Okay!
Female Jesse: Not this isn’t a cool, dimly lit tunnel, but… how far away is this thing you want to show me?
The group walks past a windy cave.
Petra: Careful, Jesse. You don’t want to get a reputation as a wimp.
Female Jesse: (stuttering) This isn’t my first time in a cave, Petra.
The group and Dan stops walking.
Petra: Yeah, but have you ever seen… A witherskull? 
Petra shows Female Jesse and Dan the skull.
Female Jesse: Woah!
Petra: Fresh from the Nether.
Dan: I Like that!
Petra: You’re the first person I’ve showed it to.
Dan: Oh, wow! You went to the nether!? I Really love that skull.
Female Jesse: You risked your life for that dusty old skull?
Petra: No, I risked my life for what I'm gonna EXCHANGE for that dusty old skull.
The group resumes and Dan their walk.
Petra: There’s this guy I’m meeting up with at Endercon… he’s gonna trade me a diamond for it. Being the resident go-getter pays off every once in a while.
Dan: Oh, well, That's worth a diamond? 'cause I diden't build a minecart with it.
Female Jesse: Is a witherskull worth that much?
Petra: Are you kidding? For all the trouble I had to go to get it. I should be asking for much more.
Female Jesse: Wow.
Petra: Wow… what?
The group and Dan stops walking for a bit.
Female Jesse: (touches chin) In a single day, you went to the Nether, you killed a Wither skeleton… I mean, I DID build a super cool statue, but still. It’s pretty sweet being you, huh?
Female Jesse smiles.
Petra: You know… you could come with me.
Petra starts walking again, Female Jesse, Dan and determinantly Reuben follow her.
Petra: I mean, if you’re too nervous, I totally get it. But I wouldn’t mind a little back up.
Dan: Guys, What's in it for me? I didn't build a diamond minecart yet.
Female Jesse: What’s in it for me?
Petra: Respect. Admiration. Not getting punched in the face for saying that just now.
The group and Dan stops by a crafting table.
Female Jesse: You just keep a crafting table down here?
Petra: Comes in handy. Since that wooden sword of yours got busted…
Female Jesse: You’re giving me a new one?
Petra: Even better. You can make your own.
Female Jesse walks over to the chest.
Petra: One stick, plus two stones, equals one sword.
Female Jesse opens the chest.
Petra: Just grab what you need.
Female Jesse: Oh. Okay. Thanks.
Female Jesse searches inside the chest.
Female Jesse: Hey, is all this stuff yours?
Petra: No, we’re just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave this here. Of course it’s mine. 
Female Jesse: Just making sure. Oh, here we go! Jackpot!
Dan: Yes, that's right! Jackpot! Let's see how this works!
Female Jesse finds some cobblestone and a stick, then goes to the crafting table.
Petra: Just place the pieces on the table.
Female Jesse crafts a sword.
Petra: See, isn’t it better when you make it yourself?
Female Jesse packs up the sword, the group and Dan leaves the cave and enter a bridge.
Petra: Check it out… Endercon’s all it up.
Female Jesse: Aw, man… looks like Lukas and his ocelots won again.
Petra: Sorry, Jesse. But you’ve got to admit… that beacon does look pretty sweet.
Female Jesse: Yeah, yeah. I just wanted THIS to be the year we finally beat that jerk!
Dan: How stupid?
Petra: You know, Dan, Lukas may be kind of arrogant, but he has come through for me in tricky situations. You might wanna get to know him… just in case. He’s good at building, that’s for sure. It’s always useful to have a guy like that around… no matter what you might think of him personally.
Dan: Of course. You might be right. I Hate to be a loser.
Female Jesse: Yeah, you might be right.
Petra: I’m just saying, if you run into him at Endercon… try to talk to him.
Female Jesse: I don’t need a lecture on the power of collaboration, Petra.
Petra: How 'bout a lecture on the power of my fist? It’s short. But deadly.
Female Jesse: C’mon… let’s hurry.
The group and Dan starts walking again.
Petra: Remember what Endercon was like BEFORE it was cool?
Female Jesse: Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?
Petra: …some of us will never be cool.
Female Jesse: Ha-ha.
The group keeps walking but gets stopped by a bunch of creepers.
Female Jesse: Creepers!
Female Jesse glances at the other side of the bridge only to find it surrounded by more creepers as well as zombies.
Female Jesse: Crap...
Female Jesse screams, the group is surrounded by mobs.
Petra: This… doesn’t look good.
Female Jesse finds a way down.
Petra: Well… there’s only one way off this bridge. 
The mobs close in on them.
Petra: Whatever we do, we do it together. Hurry up, Jesse!
Dan: You know what? We jump! That's what we need to do!
Female Jesse: All right, let’s jump!
The creeper almost explodes but Jesse jumps off the bridge just in time.
Female Jesse: Woo-hoo!
Dan, Petra and determinantly Reuben jump too.
The group slowly falls to the water while the credits appear.
Dan, Female Jesse freaks out but then stares at Petra with a smolder, just then a creeper appears behind them, Petra smiles but then notices the creeper, Female Jesse turns and punches it, knocking it to wall making chickens fly.
The chickens fly everywhere with Reuben covering his eyes.
The group hovers over a ton of bats, Petra hits one. The group falls into the water.
Petra: Aaaaah!
Female Jesse: OWWWWW!
The group and Dan lands into the water and get back up.
Dan: What happen?!
Female Jesse: It burns, it burns!
Petra: Don’t you know? You dive INTO the water… you don’t land on top of it.
Dan: Hey, shut up.
Petra: Pull yourself together, and follow me.
Dan: Fine, we're going. To The Endercone.
Petra swims forward, Dan, Female Jesse and Reuben follow her.
Dan, Female Jesse, Petra and Reuben enter the town.
The group and Dan joins back in Endercon and start talking.
Petra: (calmly) So. When we’re making the deal, I need you to let me do the talking, okay? I just don’t want anything to screw this up.
Dan: Alright! I'll keep quiet. That's what I need to do.
Female Jesse: Sure, I’ll let you handle it.
Petra: And if you wanna be really useful, try to look intimidating.
Female Jesse: Like this?
Female Jesse pretends to look furious and growls.
Petra: I’m less scared of-you than scared-for you.
The group and Dan comes across Axel and Olivia.
Axel: Jesse!
Olivia: … and… Petra?
Female Jesse: Hey, you all know Petra... my new super-close friend. We're super-close now.
Petra facepalms and Reuben shakes his head.
Female Jesse: We ran into each other while I was looking for Reuben.
Olivia notices a bruise on Reuben’s face.
Olivia: Poor Reuben -- what happened to his eye?
Female Jesse: We had a little run-in with some zombies. They whacked him good, but Reuben held his own.
Dan: Reuben's got a black eye.
Axel: What were you doing in the woods, Petra?
Petra: Nothing. Just… drawn by the sound of Jesse’s high-pitched screams.
Petra smiles.
Female Jesse: I would’ve been spider-bait if she hadn’t found me.
Axel: I gotta admit, I’m pretty bummed they won… again.
The group looks at the rainbow beacon.
Olivia: I mean, there’s no way we were going to let go after Reuben by yourself, but… it’s okay to be a little disappointed, right?
Axel: Or like, a lot disappointed?
Olivia: The saddest of the sad sacks?
Dan: Guys, don't worry We'll get 'em next year. He's not gonna get lost again.
Female Jesse: Cheer up, guys -- we’ll get 'em next year!
Olivia: I dunno, Jesse.
Axel: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is sad.
Petra: Hey, if at first you don’t succeed… then, uh, succeed later than originally planned. Hey, Jesse. It’s time to go see about that -- thing.
Female Jesse: Oh, right, The “thing”.
Olivia: Subtle.
Female Jesse: As a punch to the face. Axel and I were gonna head into Endercon anyway -- see you in there?
Axel: I heard somebody saying there’s free cake by the map booth.
Axel and Olivia leave, Petra walks up to Female Jesse and Dan.
Petra: Hurry -- we’re supposed to meet in the alley over there.
The group and Dan arrives in the alley to find the dealer but there is no sign of him.
Female Jesse: Dark. Dark. Very dark in here.
Petra: That's weird -- he said the dark, creepy alleyway close to the gates, but he's not here. Maybe he's late.
Female Jesse: Are you sure THIS is the dark, creepy alleyway he was talking about?
Petra: Hmm. I WAS. Okay, new plan. You stay here just in case this IS the spot he meant, and I'll look around. I guess I could've been wrong. Then again, I've never gotten a meet-up spot wrong before.
Dan: Petra, This doesn't feel right. You can't do this.
Female Jesse: Something about this feels off to me.
Petra: ALL of my secret deals feel off. That's why I usually keep them a secret. I'll be back before you know it. If he shows up while I'm gone, just stall for me.
Petra exits, leaving Dan, Female Jesse (and Reuben, if present) alone in the dark, creepy alleyway. Dan and Female Jesse then notices a chest and attempts to look inside it.
Ivor's silhouette is seen slowly entering the alley. He clears his throat, startling Dan, Female Jesse (and Reuben, if he is present).
Ivor: Ahem!
Female Jesse: Aaaaaah!
Dan: Whoa, Dirty butt toucher.
Ivor: And just who are YOU?
Dan: You're worst nightmare, butt toucher.
Ivor: I'm waiting.
Dan: Ivor! No, who are you? Are you a butt toucher.
Female Jesse: No, who are YOU?
Ivor: If you belonged here, you would know!
Female Jesse: Unless that's all part of the plan...
Ivor: I'm supposed to meet up with Petra, not whoever you're supposed to be! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of here right now! ...Well?
Dan: Ivor, You want a wither skull. You always want it, don't you?
Female Jesse: You're the guy who needed a Wither skull , right?
Ivor: Not so loud, you idiot! Too many people know about my business already. Do you have the skull?
Female Jesse: Uh... well...
Ivor: You do, or you don't. You'd better not be toying with me!
Dan: Ivor, Not so fast. Jesse will not lie to you!
Female Jesse: Take a breath, would you? I'll show you the skull when I'm good and ready
Ivor: Unacceptable! I'm not wasting any more time with you!
Ivor walks towards Female Jesse and Dan about to lash out.
Petra: Ivor!
Ivor: Not a moment too soon. Your partner here almost soured the deal.
Petra: Ah well, that's not good - I left my friend Jesse here while I went looking for you. (Glares at Female Jesse) I've got what you asked for.
Female Jesse: IF you have what you promised us.
Ivor: You didn't say anything about "us" when we first met. And I don't like surprises. If these are the people you associate with, perhaps we should call the whole thing off
Petra: My friend is fine, right, Jesse? There's no problem here. Let's not be too hasty, okay? This is just a little misunderstanding.
Dan: Guys, I'm cool if he's cool. He thinks I made the right choice.
Female Jesse: I'm cool if he's cool.
Petra: It's settled, then -- you're both cool.
Petra smiles.
Ivor: Proceed, then.
Petra gives Ivor the diamond, he holds it with glee.
Petra: I'll take that diamond now.
Ivor: Take it, you've earned it.
The duo open the chest only to find lapis.
Female Jesse: Uh, this isn't a diamond...
Petra: No, it's Lapis!
They look back to find Ivor gone.
Petra: Of all the dirty, underhanded tricks to pull. I can't believe he got one over on me!
Dan: Guys, He can't get away with this! I'm serious.
Female Jesse: Dan's right! Let's go after him!
The group and Dan starts running after Ivor.
Petra: I'm either getting that diamond, or I'm getting my skull back --
Female Jesse: Or you'll make him pay, right? Right?
Petra: Come on.
They stop running and look around to see where Ivor is, but there's no sign of him.
Petra: Do you see him anywhere?
Female Jesse: We lost him.
Petra: Then we'll just have to find again. Go!
Dan, Female Jesse and Reuben start looking for Ivor.
Dan, Female Jesse observes the sign for Gabriel's keynote speech which reads "GABRIEL KEYNOTE SOLD OUT".
Female Jesse: Well we won't find him just standing around.
Reuben observes the masks.
Female Jesse: Lines are always super booked up for this booth. A bunch of cool masks… I don't have time to play dress up though.
Female Jesse carries on, Gabriel walks by, an excited crowd notices this and runs after him.
A fan budges past Female Jesse.
Guy: There he is! Gabriel! Gabriel!!!
Dan: Careful.
Usher: Step aside, please!
Girl: I just have one question!
Usher: Hold all your questions until after the keynote!
Guy: But the keynote's sold out.
Usher: Hold all your questions anyway!
Dan: Let's go!
Usher: You guys big Gabriel fans or something? Too bad it's sold out.
Dan: Let's go talk To Lukas!
Female Jesse: 'Sup?
Lukas: 'Sup?
Female Jesse: Nothing, 'sup with you?
Lukas: Nothing, 'sup with YOU?
Female Jesse: I just said -- nothing.
Lukas: Sorry you guys didn't win this year. It might have turned out pretty cool. If it hadn't -- you know -- burned down or whatever.
Dan: Lukas, I'll tell you what Jesse says. Your friend hurt my pig. That's what she said.
Female Jesse: You know, that stunt your friend pulled really hurt my pig.
Lukas: Okay, maybe, but I had nothing to do with that. esides, he just look fine to me. The black eye makes him look tough!
Reuben glares.
Female Jesse: Hey, you didn't happen to see a creepy guy with a long hair and a beard roaming around, did you?
Lukas: I don't think so... why?
Female Jesse: He kinda scammed Petra out of a diamond earlier.
Lukas: Whoa -- everyone knows, you don't mess with Petra. Not if you know what's good for you. I'll keep a eye out, okay?
Female Jesse: Thanks, I appreciate it
Lukas: So, uh, we're cool?
Female Jesse: Yeah, we're cool.
Lukas: Cool, cool.
Dan: You know what? Cool beans. I'm going for it!
Female Jesse: Cool beans.
Lukas: Cool-rama
Female Jesse: Ha! See you later, Lukas.
Lukas: Yeah. See ya.
Axel stares at a chicken farm and laughs.
Axel: Hahaha!
Dan: Let's go talk To Axel!
A chicken gets dropped into the farm.
Axel: Thought you could just wiggle right out of that trap, didn't you? Well -- Wiggle as much as you want -- you're not goin' anywhere
Female Jesse: Axel, listen up -- any chance you've seen a creepy-looking beard-y guy anywhere?
Axel: No, but Petra told me what happened -- I'm keeping an eye out for him.
Dan: Yep! That's what you're doing!
Axel: Okay, so I got a little distracted. It's just this machine presses all my buttons -- unnecessarily complicated, and mean to birds for no reason. It's just, when something like this calls, you gotta answer.
Dan: Seriously! We can't find him alone. He could be anywhere.
Female Jesse: We really need your help, Axel. If we don't find this guy soon, we might never find him.
Axel: I was looking. I just got distracted.
Dan: No you weren't.
Axel: All right, all right. I'll look. After I watch one more chicken get owned.
Dan and Female Jesse rolls their eyes and leaves.
Dan and Female Jesse notices the person who looks to be Ivor.
Female Jesse: Ha! I see you now, weirdo...
Jesse follows Ivor but is interrupted by Aiden.
Aiden: Well, if it isn't Team Trashbag! How's your stupid pig? I hear intense heat causes brain damage.
Dan: Aiden, Move you idiot! You're in our way!
Female Jesse: Aiden, you idiot!
Aiden: Hey -- Who are you calling an idiot?
Female Jesse: You. Now move!
Dan and Female Jesse shoves Aiden to the side and makes his way through.
Aiden: Hey!
Female Jesse grabs "Ivor" but learns it's a woman with the same hairstyle.
Female Jesse: Hey! Where do you think you're --
Ivor Lookalike: What do you think you're doing?
Dan and Female Jesse lets go feeling very embarrassed.
Female Jesse: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ivor Lookalike: Get away from me!
Female Jesse: I said I was sorry.
The woman turns away disapprovingly.
(alarmed squeal)
Female Jesse: Reuben? Where'd you wander off to?
Butcher: Getcha pork shops here! Fresh off the bone!
Female Jesse talks to the butcher and notices him placing Reuben on the table about to kill him.
Butcher: Nothing sticks to your ribs quite like a juicy pork chop!
Female Jesse: Reuben!!
Butcher: What's the big idea? I'm trying to run a business here.
Female Jesse: That's my pig! You kidnapped my pig!
Butcher: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, Chief. I found this pig wandering alone in the streets. Not the fattest pig I've ever seen... But he should cook up real nice, anyway.
Dan: Butcher, Give him to me. Now. That's Jesse's pig!
Female Jesse: Give him to me. Now.
Butcher: You wouldn't be threatening, would you?
Female Jesse: What if I am?
Butcher: I'm not interested in arguing with you. I might be amenable to some kind of trade... Not that you look like you got much of value. I gotta get some kind of return on my investment. Otherwise, it's straight to the slaughterhouse for this one.
Dan: Jesse, Offer to trade with sword. We need to take Reuben with us.
Female Jesse: All I've got is this sword.
Jesse shows the sword.
Butcher: Oh, that's very nice. With this I could cut my butchering time in half.
Female Jesse gives him the sword.
Butcher: Nice doin' business with you.
The Butcher gleefully pushes Reuben.
Female Jesse: C'mon, Reuben.
Dan: Let's go!
Reuben glares at Dan Female Jesse
Female Jesse: I'm sorry Reuben. I was so busy trying to find that creepy dude, I didn't notice.
Dan Female Jesse walks and talks to Olivia
Female Jesse: Remember that thing I had to go do with Petra? Long story short, we met up with this guy, he cheated me and Petra on a deal, and now we're trying to track him down. You in?
Olivia: Oh, I'm in, all right.
Petra: Any sign of him?
Female Jesse: I thought I saw him earlier, but it was just a false alarm.
Dan: Yeah, it really was a false alarm.
Female Jesse: Wait! There he is! Looks like he's heading towards the Hall.
Dan: I think he is.
Petra: We're going to have to get past that usher to follow him.
Female Jesse: Let's go!
Dan: Alright!
Female Jesse: So, yeah, hey.
Petra: What would it take to get us inside tonight?
Usher: Uh...tickets...hehehe...Hahahahahaha...That was a good one. You should laugh.
Dan: Dude, This is really important. You need to stop it!
Female Jesse: This might sound crazy, but we're actually on a important mission.
Usher: I hope your mission came with tickets to the show. 'Cause otherwise... A chicken appears next to the usher which frightens him.
Usher: Chickeeeeennnnnn!!! Chicken - Chicken - Chicken! It's gone, you're totally fine, you're a totally cool dude.
The chicken leaves.
Petra: We have to do something
Olivia: Like what? This show has been sold out for ages!
Axel: I could bust right through. I just need a little wind-up room...
Dan: Guys, We need to distract him. That's the good thing we need to do!
Female Jesse: We need a distraction.
Petra: A lot of chickens running around might be a distraction.
Usher: Shoo, shoo! Get outta here!
Female Jesse: The usher is afraid of chickens... What would you say if I told you I wanna break this guy's chicken machine to create the mother of all distractions?
Olivia: But you have to break that pane of glass. How're you going to reach it?
Petra: Let's look around, there has to be something we can do.
Dan: We might as well we Look At Slime Demo.
Female Jesse: Hmm... I bet I could reach that glass with a slime block.
Dan: Let's use a Slime Booth.
Dan and Female Jesse enters in line for a slime selling booth.
Female Jesse: Ohh...heeyyy...we meet again...hehe...he... One slime block, please
Ivor Lookalike: We don't give out slime blocks here. Just slime balls. But we've got a limited supply today and we're only giving out 2 per custumer. You COULD craft your own slime block if you had 9 slime balls...
Dan: Oh, I'm sorry about before. I just can't stand this!
Female Jesse: I'm really sorry about earlier -- I honestly thought you were someone else.
Ivor Lookalike: Apology accepted.
Axel: A round of slime balls for everyone, please.
Female Jesse: Wait, this is only eight slime balls, we need one more to make a block.
Petra: Okay, we need to find another way to get some more slime, and quick.
Axel: On it!
Dan: Let's go talk to Lukas.
Dan and Female Jesse notices Lukas holding a slime ball and talks to him.
Female Jesse: Hey, uh, Lukas? Can you do me a favor?
Lukas: Anything's possible.
Female Jesse: I need slime balls. I swear I have a really good explanation --
Lukas: Whatever you guys are doing, count me in.
(Lukas gives his slime ball to Female Jesse) 
Petra: Thanks, Lukas. Told you he was useful.
Axel: Aw, man --this guy isn't actually cool, is he?
Olivia: Remains to be seen.
Female Jesse: It's craftin' time.
(Female Jesse starts crafting)
Lukas: So, you guys been building together long? You've got good chemistry.
Axel: You jealous?
Lukas: I'm just saying. I think it's cool you have a team that works so well together.
Axel: You're totally jealous. How's it going, Jesse? You know how to do this -- a...
Female Jesse: Ta-da! One slime block! Gross!
Olivia: I'll take that. Riiiiight there.
Axel: It's all you, Jesse.
Female Jesse: Gimme a boost.
Female Jesse gets lifted onto the platform and then jumps.
Female Jesse: Whoah!
Female Jesse bellyflops on the slime block and crashes into the window.
The window breaks which releases several chickens.
Man: My poultry! My precious poultry!
Usher: Keep your eyes closed! They'll peck out your eyes! Ahhhhhh!
A chicken pounces on the usher.
Petra: Now's our chance!
The group and Dan enters the stage room.
Usher: Hey! 
The usher gets knocked down by another chicken.
== Lair ==
The group and Dan enters the stage area, no sign of Ivor.
Petra: Where'd he go?
Female Jesse: There! Through that door!
Dan: Let's get him.
Lukas: What do we do once we catch him? There are a million ways to play this. But considering this isn't my fight, I'll follow your lead.
Dan: Lukas, Whatever we have to. That's what I'm thinking.
Female Jesse: Whatever we have to.
Lukas: You're way more intense than I gave you credit for, Jesse.
Female Jesse: Ready?
Petra: Ready.
The group and Dan enters the library, Jesse peeks with the group and Dan behind them.
Female Jesse: See anything?
Petra: He must have gone out another way.
Olivia: What is all this?
Female Jesse: Looks like it used to be the basement. Weird place to have a hideout.
Petra: I bet you anything I'll find my Wither skull here.
Axel: And if we find anything else cool to steal along the way, so be it, right?
Petra: Axel -- that's not what we're here to do.
Female Jesse: I did say we should do whatever we have to...
Axel: And if this guy's not around, what we HAVE to do is steal.
Petra: I don't want to stoop to his level.
Axel: But isn't that the best way to get back at him?
Dan: Guys, We should hurry. There's no time to stand around.
Female Jesse: Ivor could come back any minute. There's no time for looting.
Axel: There's always time for looting, Jesse -- always.
Female Jesse: The faster we find what we're looking for, the faster we can get the heck out of here.
Dan: Let's Look At the bookcase.
Female Jesse: Mostly stuff about brewing.
Dan: Now let's go Talk to Petra.
Dan and Female Jesse talks to Petra who is searching through a large chest.
Petra picks a gold sword.
Petra: Oh, hello. (waves sword) Too heavy. And too soft.
Female Jesse: But super flashy.
Petra: Yeah; I don't think this guy does much fighting... Hey, you still have that one stone sword, right?
Female Jesse: Nah, I had to give it to some jerkwad butcher to save Reuben's life.
Petra: Jeez... Oh, well, I guess that was a pretty good cause. Here.
Petra gives the sword to Female Jesse.
Petra: Now that's two that you owe me.
Female Jesse: Thanks. Again.
Petra: You're welcome. Don't lose that one.
Dan: Now let's go Talk To Axel.
Female Jesse: Find anything?
Axel: I wanna steal that. And that. I just wanna touch that.
Dan: We need to Look At a Fancy Potion.
Dan and Female Jesse notices an unusual potion.
Female Jesse: Oooooh, take a look a this!
Axel joins Dan and Female Jesse.
Axel: You're not gonna believe me, but I swear I had a dream about this. Okay, potion -- I know this is a big step, but... I would be honored if you'd come home with me.
Dan: Axel, Leave it alone. Don't steal it.
Female Jesse: C'mon Axel -- make yourself useful and go find that skull.
Axel: I am... (grabs potion)
Female Jesse: Uh, nope. You're literally doing the exact opposite of what I just asked you to do. There's no way he won't notice his fancy potion is missing.
Axel: A good thief always covers his tracks. 
Axel grabs another potion by the lever and places it on the stand where the original potion was.
Axel: Fixed it!
Female Jesse: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, the perfect crime.
Dan: Yes! Now let's go Pull this Lever.
Female Jesse pulls the lever which opens a wall made of shelves revealing a stand made of soulsand with a command block in the middle.
Female Jesse: What the hell is all this stuff?
Petra: Soul Sand. It was everywhere in the Nether.
Female Jesse: What about that block in the middle?
Olivia: I've never seen one of these before... I wonder if I just -- take a closer look... (reaches toward the block) Do you feel that? It's -- almost pulsing.
Axel: How is it glowing like that?
Dan: Olivia, Don't touch it! It's glowing!
Female Jesse: Don't touch it, Olivia!
Olivia: I was just curious.
Female Jesse: Don't forget what we're for -- find that skull.
Dan: Let's Open the Chest.
Female Jesse: Sooooooo.... Good news, weird news. I found the skull, but...
Petra: What the hell? Why'd I risk my neck for that skull if he's got two of them already? He was in such a hurry to get it, too. There's gotta be something bigger going on here.
Dan: Guys, What do these skulls mean? That's what I wanna know!
Female Jesse: This has gotta be connected somehow. The chest with the skulls was hidden back here with everthing else -- that's gotta mean something.
Petra: But what?
Lukas: I think I know what's going on here. Soul Sand, plus three Wither skulls... That's the recipe for a Wither.
Petra: But... A Wither... That's -- 
Lukas: One of the worst monsters there is.
Female Jesse: We came down here to find the skull. Well, we found it.
Petra: Maybe we should just grab it, and get out of here -- while we still can.
Reuben pulls the lever again, Ivor enters the room.
Lukas: Uh, guys?
Petra: Scatter!
The group and Dan hides in separate places.
Female Jesse runs toward a large chest, jumps over it and then kneels down to hide behind it.
Ivor walks around and talks to himself.
Ivor: "Don't you recognize me?" Or... wait...
Petra closes her eyes frightened.
Ivor: "Surprised to see me?" No, that's not good... "Thought you were rid of me, didn't you? 
Lukas hides inside a chest and briefly peeks.
Ivor: That's better.
Female Jesse stares at Ivor behind the chest.
Axel leans further to avoid detection, Reuben sits on a shelf, Ivor looks behind almost noticing him, but the pig disappears, Ivor carries on and Reuben hides behind the potion stand.
Female Jesse watches Ivor behind the chest.
Ivor examines a chest, Olivia knocks over a potion.
Ivor: What was that? Who's there?
Ivor rushes to find the noise, Olivia close her eyes, Ivor slowly walks toward the intruder Dan and Female Jesse creeps up behind him.
Dan: Ivor, Over here! Don't be rushing!
Female Jesse: Over here, jerk!
Dan and Female Jesse distracts Ivor.
Ivor: What are you doing here?! What did you see?!
Petra: Leave her alone!
Axel: Yeah! Back off, pal.
Ivor: You two?! Did you follow me here?
Petra: You thought you could just screw us over and get away with it, didn't you?
Female Jesse: We're here to prove you wrong.
Ivor: What are you going to do about it? I have what I want, and you have exactly what you earned. Now get out before I put you out.
Dan: No, We saw your Wither. This is all your fault.
Female Jesse: We know what you're doing here. Soul sand and three wither skulls? You're building a Wither!
Ivor: Smarter than you look.
Axel: Hey! Nobody talks to my friends like that! Now shut you mouth -- or else.
Ivor: Enough! You've wasted too much of my time already.
Ivor runs off.
Petra: Where'd he go?
Much to the group and Dan's shock, Ivor appears behind an iron stand holding a pumpkin.
Ivor: If you won't leave of your own volition, I'll happily remove you myself!
Ivor unleashes an Iron Golem, the Golem stretches and opens it's eyes.
Ivor: Show our friends the door, will you?
The Iron Golem begins attacking the group and Dan and nearly hits Olivia but misses, it them aims at Female Jesse.
Female Jesse ducks under narrowly avoiding the attack and stands back up.
Reuben squeals, Female Jesse dodges another attack and holds Reuben, running to safety. The Golem rages, the group and Dan manages to escape but unknowingly leaves Lukas behind.
== Keynote Speech ==
Host 1: Oh man, this is so exciting.
Host 2: Isn't it?
Host 1: And now, for the first time ever here at Endercon! We are very proud to present -- 
Host 2: The one! The only!
Host 1 and 2: Gabriel!!
Gabriel: Thank you. Are. You. With me?
(cheers from the crowd)
Female Jesse: Everybody okay?
Olivia: Um... guys? Where's Lukas?
Female Jesse: I thought he was right behind me.
Axel: Well, if he's not here, the only place he could be is --
Female Jesse: He's still down there!
Petra: Ivor's got an iron golem and all the ingredients to build a Wither down there. If he were to unleash it in this crowd of people... We have to act fast.
Olivia: It just so happens that the greatest warrior of alll time is in the building. We should Gabriel for help! This is the smartest way to help Lukas.
Petra: He's tough. I just hope he's tough enough to hold out a little bit longer.
Dan: Guys, Let's get Gabriel together. We need to talk to him.
Female Jesse: We need Gabriel to get Lukas back. And to deal with everything else we saw down there.
Petra: We're doing the right thing, Jesse. I just hope Lukas can hold out against that golem for long enough for us to get help.
Olivia: Come on, then.
Axel: Let's crash this party.
The spotlight turns on.
Gabriel: With the right training, and guidance, anyone... and I mean anyone can become a hero. You just have to believe it. I want you to look me in the eyes. And I want you to know that I am looking into yours.
The crowd cheers.
Female Jesse: We've just gotta push through this crowd to get to Gabriel.
Gabriel: Start. Believing. Today. Now I'd like to open up the floor for a few questions. Keep it orderly, folks. Aaaaand -- you, right there in the front row.
Female Jesse and Dan pushes through the crowd.
Aiden: You know when uh... Ellegaard... and the dragon... umm... like what was her favorite food?
Gabriel: Bread. Next question.
Female Jesse and Dan raises their hand.
Aiden makes way for Jesse to speak.
Gabriel: Yes, next. What question do you have for the mighty Gabriel? Well?
Dan: Gabriel, I need your help! There's a monster inside the basementJesse: Our friend Lukas is in trouble!
Gabriel: Is that so? Well, as you all know, trouble is what I do best.
Female Jesse: I'm not messing you around -- my friend is trapped with an Iron Golem!
Gabriel: That does sounds serious. Where is your friend? Is he nearby?
Female Jesse: He's right through there! (points to the door)
Ivor: I have a question for you.
Gabriel: Excuse me, sir -- you'll have to wait your turn!
Ivor: Just tell me first: do you really believe anyone can be great?
Gabriel: With enough hard work -- yes!
Ivor: Was that where I went wrong? I simply didn't WORK hard enough?
Gabriel: Ivor? Is that really you? How dare you interrupt like this!
Dan: Gabriel, How do you know him? He's a butt toucher.
Female Jesse: How do YOU know who he is?
Gabriel: I don't know if I EVER really knew him. But what I did know... I didn't like.
Ivor: The feeling is entirely mutual. Why don't you tell them the real story, Gabriel?
Gabriel: I see time has made you bitter.
Ivor: And it's made YOU an even bigger fool. Now, these people were promissed greatness -- and I'm ready to deliver. I'm sorry this is how they had to learn the truth...
Dan: Guys, Somebody stop him! I don't wanna see this!
Female Jesse: Gabriel, you have stop him!
Ivor: But nothing built can last forever, Gabriel.
Gabriel: Ivor, no!
Ivor places the skull on the stand and unleashes the wither.
Ivor: Creature -- attack!
The creature starts attacking.
The wither shoots a skull at Dan and Female Jesse.
The skull knocks Dan and Female Jesse down, Dan and Female Jesse quickly recovers.
Dan and Female Jesse moves backwards, then the wither fires another skull.
Dan and Female Jesse quickly dodges the second skull.
Gabriel: Everyone stay calm! This foul beast is no match for me!
Ivor points to Gabriel.
Ivor: Creature -- attack!
Gabriel jumps at the wither and tries to hit with his sword but it has no effect.
Gabriel: What have you done?
Female Jesse: Gabriel!
Gabriel: No! Stay away! It's after me, not you!
The wither destroys a wall.
Ivor: Look at him! The mighty Gabriel! Looks like true greatness is out of his reach. He may not be able to defeat this creature -- but I can! Creature -- retreat!
Ivor: Ahem. Creature -- retreat! Retreat, I said! Retreat!
Dan: Guys, He can't stop that thing! This is not gonna work!
Female Jesse: He's lost control of it!
Ivor: No need to be alarmed, my friends. I have an elixir that will destroy this creature.
Ivor pulls out an elixir.
Female Jesse: That potion -- is that...?
Axel: Uh-oh...
Ivor throws the potion, but nothing happens.
Ivor: Uh, what? Impossible! It should have worked -- I took such care!
Olivia: The potion -- Axel! You've got to throw the real potion!
Axel: But -- finders, keepers!
Ivor: You thieves! You're ruining everything!
Olivia: Axel, come on!
Female Jesse takes the potion from Axel's hands.
Olivia: Jesse -- throw it!
Female Jesse throws the potion.
Just as the potion is tossed, the wither blocks it.
Ivor: It's protecting itself! Without the command block exposed... The potion is useless! It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
Ivor runs away.
Gabriel: Ivor! You coward, come back here!
Gabriel gets caught in a tractor beam and starts levitating and Olivia tries to help him.
Olivia: Jesse, help me!
Female Jesse and Olivia manage to pull Gabriel free.
Gabriel: Thank you. Ivor was right about one thing -- I can't defeat that thing. Not on my own. Everyone's running away... except for you. Will you help me? I must get to the temple -- but what needs to happen next, I can't do alone.
Dan: Gabriel, Of course! We will help you!
Female Jesse: Of course!
Gabriel: Follow me!
The group and Dan follows Gabriel.
==The Escape==
The witherstorm goes on a rampage. Everyone starts running, Jesse gets blocked by chickens.
Female Jesse: Out of my way, chickens!
The group and Dan runs way of Female Jesse and Dan. Dan and Female Jesse stops onto a bridge and gets caught by the tractor beam, then gets levitated.
Female Jesse: Wait! Hey! I'm up here! Somebody help me! (grabs bridge) Guys!
A chicken randomly clucks while Dan and Female Jesse is lifted. Dan and Female Jesse glares and then pull themselves forward, they manage to escape and tumbles.
== Town ==
Dan and Female Jesse continues running, the guy bouncing on the slime gets captured, just then, Dan and Female Jesse is blocked by more chickens.
Dan and Female Jesse leaps over the chickens and smiles.
Female Jesse: Lukas!
Lukas: You guys just let me down there! Abandoned me!
Female Jesse: No! We were trying to warn Gabriel and get him to help!
Petra: Jesse!
Female Jesse notices the group and Dan, he and Lukas run over to them reuniting with the group. The reunion is short lived, as the tractor beam reaches them. It pulls apart a roof, breaking it. The rest of the group run away, leaving Jesse and Petra behind.
Female Jesse: Wait -- wait! We have to stay together!
Petra gets captured in the tractor beam.
Petra: Jesse! Help me!
Female Jesse grabs Petra's hand.
Female Jesse tries to pull Petra while grabbing a nearby fence.
Female Jesse: I can't hold on!
The fence breaks loose and Jesse gets captured too, they float still holding the fence.
Female Jesse: Noooooo!
Gabriel comes to the duo's aid and grabs onto Jesse's foot, the tractor beam moves away, allowing Gabriel to rescue the duo. He pulls them free. Female Jesse and Petra fall to the ground and get up. The group and Dan reunites with the duo.
Female Jesse: Do we still have everyone?
Gabriel: We must set out for my fortress -- we'll be better protected there.
The group and Dan continues their escape.
The witherstorm sucks up the rainbow beacon.
Petra: Thanks for that just now.
Female Jesse: Yeah, well, now we're even, right?
The witherstorm is seen destroying a town, it fires a witherskull aiming at Female Jesse and Dan.
Petra: Incoming!
Petra tackles Female Jesse and Dan. Everyone runs past a gate which is about to close. Female Jesse and Dan runs near a pit.
Female Jesse and Dan runs past the pit.
Female Jesse and Dan continues running and encounters another pit.
Female Jesse and Dan runs past the pit.
Female Jesse and Dan continue their escape, three people get captured, Jesse runs to the closing gate.
Female Jesse and Dan rolls over, successfully escaping.
The gate closes, Female Jesse and Dan runs with the crowd, the witherstorm attacks the forest.
==The Forest Escape==
The monster gets bigger and chases the crowd.
Gabriel: Stay together everyone! We'll be safe as soon as we get to my temple. 
The crowd begins running. 
Female Jesse and Dan comes across more pits.
Female Jesse and Dan runs past the pit.
Gabriel: Everyone, keep going! We'll meet up on the other side!
The group splits up.
Female Jesse and Dan joins Axel and Olivia as well as Reuben and an unknown man.
Female Jesse and Dan avoids an empty tractor beam and then another one which is pulling a creeper. Jesse then encounters a fire trail.
Female Jesse and Dan successfully jumps over the fire.
Gabriel: The temple is just up ahead! Follow me!
A tentacle swings at Female Jesse and Dan.
Female Jesse and Dan manages to avoid the tentacle and can then avoid a second one.
Axel grits his teeth.
A huge tentacle slides down but Female Jesse and Dan manages to jump over it. The group runs toward the temple.
Gabriel: Hurry! Inside the temple! 
The group and Dan manages to make it inside. The interior turns out to be made out of obsidian.
Gabriel: The inner chamber is built entirely of obsidian. We should be untouchable in there.
Gabriel flips the lever and opens the door, just then another tractor beam appears, Jesse and Olivia both scream and run from the beam along with the rest of the group. The group makes it inside the chamber which has a nether portal frame. A tractor beam and tentacle enter the chamber, Gabriel draws his sword and fights.
Gabriel: Hurry! If you can get through the portal, you'll be safe!
The group and Dan heads to the portal, Axel runs through it but nothing happens.
Axel: Uh, something's not right here.
Female Jesse catches up with the group and Dan.
Olivia: It's not lit!
Lukas: Hurry up, Jesse!
Female Jesse ignites the portal.
Dan: Let's get out of here!
Petra: Everyone! Get in! NOW!
Everyone runs through the portal except for Dan, Female Jesse, Lukas, Petra and Gabriel.
Gabriel: Ahhhhhhhh!
Gabriel gets captured in the tentacle.
Female Jesse: Gabriel!
Jesse runs to Gabriel's aid, they jump over a second tentacle and grabs onto Gabriel. Jesse manages to pull the warrior free. The tentacle leaves.
Gabriel: Thank you. 
More people get captured.
Gabriel: There's so many of them... I-I can't save them all. I can't stop this by myself. We need to find the others.
Female Jesse: Others?
Gabriel: Soren's been missing for years. But the others -- you must seek them out. Take this amulet (offers the amulet). And guard it with your life. You can do this.
Dan: Really, How will I find them? I have no other choice.
Female Jesse: (Sigh) How am I supposed to find Magnus and Ellegaard?
Gabriel: The amulet will guide you. Take it through the portal, and then --
A tentacle slams down, Dan and Female Jesse manages to dodge it. Another one knocks Petra back, Jesse draws his sword rushes to help her but encounters the same tentacle.
Dan and Female Jesse avoids the tentacle, giving him the opportunity to hit said tentacle.
Dan and Female Jesse hits the tentacle with his sword which stuns the witherstorm.
Lukas screams. Petra hits the tentacle and makes it leave.
Petra: You two; go through the portal and meet up with the others. I'll stay here and do whatever I can. Go on, Jesse, go! Get though that portal, now!
Dan: No, Petra, Head to the portal! We're not leaving you there!
Female Jesse: Petra, you've got to go through the portal with us!
Petra: Sorry, Jesse. This is something I've got to do. If anything happens, I'll meet you guys at the temple.
Lukas runs to the portal but stops. The group looks back to notice that Gabriel is captured in the beam, trying to struggle free. Petra rushes to help Gabriel but soon gets captured too. Dan and Female Jesse and Lukas stare in shock. Jesse rushes to help them but is stopped by another tentacle as it tries to swing at them.
Dan and Female Jesse ducks under the tentacle, narrowly avoiding it.
The tentacle swings at Lukas but misses. Dan and Female Jesse looks at Lukas.
Female Jesse: Lukas!
Lukas fearfully stands back and screams.
Dan and Female Jesse rushes back to help Gabriel and Petra.
Female Jesse: Oh, no!
Gabriel: Can't…
Dan: Jesse, Save Petra! She needs to be rescued!
Female Jesse rescues Petra and pulls her free.
Petra: Thanks Jesse! Gabriel's still up there!
Dan and Female Jesse notices that Gabriel is still trapped.
Gabriel: Jesse!! Go!!!
Female Jesse: No!
Dan and Female Jesse rushes to help but is stopped by yet another tentacle, they dodge it. They then attempt to attack but the tentacle knocks both Jesse and Lukas into the portal.
== Nether ==
Dan and Female Jesse and Lukas fall through the portal both landing on the floor. Reuben walks up to them as the two recover.
Axel: Where's Petra?
Lukas: We did everything we could
Axel: What are you saying?
Olivia: Jesse? What is he talking about? Because it doesn't sound...
Dan: Guy, It was chaos. Petra's not here yet.
Female Jesse: It was chaos. There wasn't much I could do.
Lukas: Jesse's right.
Female Jesse: Petra is still up there.
Lukas: I got scared. Just for a second.
Axel: You got scared?
Axel corners Lukas.
Lukas: It wasn't my fault.
Axel: You got scared and it's not your fault?!
Axel corners him further but is stopped by Olivia.
Olivia: Back off, Axel.
Axel: We gotta go back.
Axel walks toward the portal but Olivia blocks him.
Olivia: No! We just have to wait. Think about what you're walking into.
Dan: Come on, We have to go back. There's no time to waste.
Female Jesse: We should go back.
Olivia: She just needs more time.
Female Jesse: Petra needs our help. We're going.
Lukas: Hey! There she is!
The portal begins pulsing, as someone is about to make their way through.
Female Jesse: Come on... come on!
Ivor lands through the portal and onto the ground.
Ivor: You again.
A tentacle of the Witherstorm emerges through the portal and attacks the group and Dan.
Female Jesse and Dan dodges the tentacle.
The tentacle destroys the portal and exits. The group and Dan gets up.
Female Jesse: Ivor.
Dan: The butt toucher maxamess.
Ivor: You ruined everything! Don't pretend you don't know, thief. You took my most valuable potion... And what should've been my moment of triumph!
Dan: Jesse, Punch him. He's gonna deserve it.
Female Jesse walks up to Ivor and punches him in the face.
Ivor: More needless violence. It solves nothing. Learn the lession now, or you'll share Gabriel's fate. There's nothing left up there! Nothing but that Wither storm.
Axel: Why are we wasting time talking to this jerk? We have to go and get Petra.
Ivor: The girl. I saw her.
Lukas: What?
Ivor: While I was running toward the portal I passed her. She was running in the opposite direction. Such bravery. Of course, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. And your friend has crossed it. I'm saying she's stupid.
Dan: Ivor, You're a coward. You're not listening to us.
Female Jesse: You're a coward.
Ivor: Maybe... but I survived. And that's what counts.
Female Jesse: There's more to life than survival.
Ivor: Without survival, there's no life. Through that tunnel is a network of mine carts built by the Order of the Stone. It's your only way out. (points to the tunnel)
Axel: We should go that way.
Axel points in the opposite direction.
Lukas: Time's wasting. Let's go.
Dan: Guys, stop standing there. Like I already said, There's no time to waste.
A Ghast is heard screaming.
Axel: What was that?
Ivor: I would wish you good luck, but luck won't carry you through the Nether. You have my sympathies.
Ivor drinks a potion of invisibility, then tosses the empty bottle to the ground.
Axel: Let's get out of here!
Female Jesse: RUN!
The Ghast chases the group, they run past a zombie pigman and then stop in front of the mine carts.
Olivia: This must be what Ivor was talking about.
The Ghast spits out a fire charge.
The group and Dan rushes to the mine carts, Dan and Female Jesse is first to escape.
Dan and Female Jesse jumps into the mine cart.
Female Jesse: Everybody, hold on!
The rest of the crew and Dan join Female Jesse and successfully escape from the ghast.
The group settles down to look at their surroundings.
Lukas: Wow! The Nether!
Olivia: Yeah... That's a LOT of lava. And fire. And other things that could burn you to death.
The group and Dan encounter a steep set of tracks ahead of them.
Female Jesse: Oh no!
Lukas: Oh that's a drop. That is very, very much a drop.
Axel: What are you talking about, new guy? What drrrrOh crap! You weren't kidding.
Dan: Guys, Hands in the air. We're about to go down.
Female Jesse: Here we go!
Female Jesse puts her hands in the air.
The group and Dan approach an incoming tunnel.
Female Jesse: Oh, no. 
A platform appears.
Lukas: Duck!
Female Jesse and Dan ducks under the platform.
Another platform appears.
Olivia: Watch it!
Female Jesse and Dan ducks under the platform.
Female Jesse and Dan faces up.
The group and Dan heads towards a lava wall.
Axel: Okay, so, I'm not the only one seeing that we're running out of track, right?
Lukas: No!
Axel: Good!
Olivia notices a lever.
Olivia: Jesse! That switch! Now! Do it!
Female Jesse: Ooh, arms don't fail me now...
Female Jesse prepares for the switch.
Female Jesse pulls the switch.
Female Jesse: Ye-ah! Woo!
The platform lowers.
Female Jesse: Haha, wow. I thought something bad was going to happen there, but, heh, I guess everything's going to be... Whoa!
The tracks split.
Olivia: Jesse!
Axel: No!
Lukas: Whoa!
Olivia: Wait!
Axel: Oh man!
Female Jesse is alone on the cart.
Female Jesse: Uhhhhhhh, Axel? Olivia? Dan? Reuben? Anybody?!
Female Jesse sees Reuben in danger, avoiding a skeleton's arrows.
Female Jesse: Hang on, Reuben!
Female Jesse takes out their sword, preparing to attack the skeleton as it fires arrows.
Female Jesse hits the skeleton, stunning it.
She skeleton turns around and aims at Jesse. Jesse attacks it and knocks it off the mine cart.
Female Jesse: Reuben!!
Reuben jumps into the mine cart behind Jesse.
Female Jesse: Okay Reuben, remember when I everything was going to be just fine before? I know I was wrong THEN but I have a very good feeling about this -- Whoa!
The duo encounter a ghast. The ghast shoots a fire charge at Female Jesse.
Female Jesse: Duck!
Female Jesse ducks and unintentionally hits the fire charge with their sword, causing it to stun the ghast. Jesse gets an idea, suddenly two more ghasts arrive.
Female Jesse fights against the three ghasts. They fire at Jesse, but they manage to kill them all. Jesse puts their sword away.
Female Jesse: Well, Ghasts are OFFICIALLY crossed off my to-see list. Done with the Ghasts. Never need to see them -- Ohhhh crap.
A fourth ghast arrives and fires at the duo. Reuben lands into Female Jesse's arms as the other mine cart is hit. The two then approach a damaged hill.
Female Jesse: This-is-bad, this-is-bad, this-is-bad.
The two fly off the hill and land on another platform, then reunite with the others. The group and Dan glares.
Female Jesse: Is...Ha... Is everyone okay?
Axel: I mean I'm not dead. I guess that's pretty good.
Olivia: Ditto. Ditto with the not dead.
Lukas: I just can't believe that Petra comes down here all the time... This place is awful. Your throat's going to be sore later, Axel.
Axel: Why?
Lukas: I'm just saying, I mean... wasn't that you doing all that screaming before? Sounded like you were really shredding your larynx.
Dan: Guys, I handled it. You're still talking, aren't you?
Female Jesse: Hey, speak for yourselves, you fraidy cats. Reuben and I handled ourselves just fine. Isn't that right, Reuben?
Reuben looks angrily to Female Jesse.
Dan: Reuben, don't turn on her!
Female Jesse: Pfffft what? No. YOU screamed... like a piglet... is who did the piglet-like screaming.
Dan and Female Jesse and the others leave the carts and walk upstairs to the portal room.
Female Jesse: Can you throw up... like, inside your body?
Olivia: Uh-huh. I know, because I just did, about five times.
Dan: Even when you're sick!
Olivia: Great solution, Dan.
Lukas: Yeah, great solution.
Female Jesse: Wow -- look at this place!
Olivia: All these tracks converge at this point. You could probably get anywhere in the world from here.
Female Jesse: There's the portal!
Lukas: This is what Gabriel was talking about.
Axel: That's our way out.
Olivia: It must lead back to the surface.
Lukas: The surface is also where that creature is.
Female Jesse: He's right. We have no idea what we're walking into. It could be dangerous.
Lukas: Thanks for being so brave, Axel.
Axel: All right. I'm gonna go. I'm going. I'm going right now. Like right, right now. I just need to make sure I have everything I'll need.
Dan: You know what? I'll go first. That's what Jesse's gonna say.
Female Jesse: I'll go first.
Axel: That's not what I was saying.
Female Jesse: I'm going.
Axel: Well, if you absolutely insist.
Female Jesse: Well -- see you guys on the other side, I guess.
Olivia: Be careful.
Axel: Thanks Jesse.
Axel stays with the group and Dan.
Female Jesse leaves the nether and enters a forest.
== Forest ==
Female Jesse exits the portal and lands on a small waterfall.
Female Jesse: Okay... Not what I was expecting.
Female Jesse sees and fights with a zombie, then kills it.
Female Jesse: Oh man. That was close.
Axel appears and see Female Jesse and their sword.
Female Jesse: There was a zombie.
Axel: Oh... Is it dead? I mean, you know, dead-dead?
Female Jesse: Yeah.
The rest of the group and Dan exit the portal and enter the forest.
Olivia: Where are we?
Female Jesse: In the dark; in the middle of nowhere.
Lukas: Maybe we should bed down for the night. It's dangerous to be out when it's this dark.
Axel: I thought we were headed toward the temple.
Olivia: We're looking for a giant building. It should be pretty obvious.
Lukas: Ivor said...
Axel: Ohhh. "Ivor said". Well, then maybe this is the temple. (Whispering to Olivia) I'm being sarcastic.
Olivia: Axel... come on.
Dan: Guys, We're vulnerable out here! We can't just stand around.
Female Jesse: We have to build a shelter.
Lukas: I thought that was what I said, but...
Olivia: You're right... we should hurry. I say we build a treehouse.
Axel: That'll take forever. And we'll be exposed while we do it. We just need a quick and dirty hut.
Lukas: Look, whatever it is? We gotta do it fast. What?
Olivia: In a hut, we won't know what's coming until it's knocking on our door.
Axel: A treehouse is going to be spider town. I hate spiders.
Dan: Come on, guys, don't just stand around. There's gonna be something.
Axel heads over to dirt block and breaks it.
Axel: Well he didn't say no.
Female Jesse: We should get started.
The group and Dan starts collecting the materials and build the hut.
Olivia: All that work and we're still eye-level with monsters that are going to try to kill us.
Axel: It's done. It's over. We aren't talking about it anymore.
Lukas: We could have maybe done like a multi-level thing, but... It's too late now. I mean, it's... it's cool.
Female Jesse: Let's keep it together, guys.
Dan: Okay!
The group and Dan open the door and enter inside.
The moon lights up the sky, a wolf howls in the distance and the group and Dan rest by the fire. Female Jesse looks at Lukas.
Dan: Petra is still out there, guys.
Olivia: And the Witherstorm, too, Dan.
Axel: Alright! So, does anyone know what tomorrow's gonna be?
Female Jesse: I know one! I'm just gonna say that it will be all day in here tomorrow.
Axel: Correctly, Jesse. Oh man!
Olivia: What?
Axel: I'm going to tell you something, you have to promise not to freak out.
Female Jesse: What is it?
Axel: I have cookies. (gives cookies) One for me. One for Olivia. One for Dan. One for Jesse.
Female Jesse: Thanks, Axel.
Female Jesse is about to eat her cookie but stops as notices Lukas looking glum.
Axel: And one for Reuben. Sorry Lukas, I only have four.
Lukas: Oh, no, it's -- It's all right. I'm not that hungry anyway.
Dan: Jesse, Give cookie. I want you to do it.
Female Jesse gets up and walks over to Lukas to give him a cookie.
Female Jesse: Take it, Lukas.
Lukas: Oh, no, no, I -- can't do that.
Female Jesse: I insist.
Female Jesse gives Lukas the cookie.
Lukas: Thanks, Jesse.
Lukas eats the cookie.
Axel: That was for you, Jesse. Not him.
The group and Dan finish their cookies, then Olivia looks at Lukas.
Olivia: If you had to... which would you rather fight... a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?
Female Jesse: Choose wisely...
Lukas: That's a good one. Let me think.
Axel: How can you guys joke at a time like this? Petra is still out there. She's all by herself. There's nothing funny about that.
Dan: Guys, Gotta stay positive. There's no need to worry about her.
Female Jesse: We can't just mope. We gotta keep our spirits high.
Axel: No. We should be moping. That's exactly what we should be doing.
Olivia: Axel...
Axel: I'm right, right?
Female Jesse: Maybe. But she's going to be fine. 
Axel: What makes you think that?
Female Jesse: She has to be.
Lukas: Fine, then. We should get some rest. We gotta start looking for this temple as early as we can. Now, my guess is, if we start at the portal and kind of split up --
Axel: Whoa, what are you doing?
Lukas: Did I do something to you? I'd really like to know, because you keep getting on my case for what seems like no reason.
Dan: Guys, come on. We'll figure it out in the morning. We need to sleep.
Female Jesse: We'll figure it out in the morning.
Lukas: Maybe you're right. I'm pretty exhausted.
Axel: Jesse means "us", not you.
Female Jesse: Axel... we'll figure it out in the morning.
Axel: You're the only one wearing that stupid jacket. Don't tell us what to do.
Lukas: Take. That. Back.
Axel: Can't. Wouldn't.
Lukas: You know what? I get to wear this jacket because I know how to build. But that doesn't mean I don't know how to break things.
Axel: Your threats don't scare me, now that we know how you really are.
Lukas: Jesse... Your friend is WAY out of line. I wasn't going to bring it up, but I can only take so much.
Dan: Guys, Lets all calm down. We can't just fool around.
Female Jesse: Let's just drop it.
Axel: Don't be like that, Jesse.
Female Jesse: Just drop it.
Axel: Haven't you done enough damage for one day? Petra might be dead because of you.
Olivia: You're taking this too far, Axel.
Lukas: I don't have to take this. Listen... Why don't I just leave and let you guys hash this out.
Olivia: You can't leave. It's dangerous out there.
Lukas: I can take care of myself. It's what Axel wants, right?
Axel: Let him leave if he wants to leave.
Dan: Lukas, no, You're staying with us. You can't just leave.
Female Jesse: You're not going anywhere.
Axel: What are you saying?
Female Jesse: Axel? We're all on the same team now. He's staying. 
Lukas decides to stay.
Lukas: Zombie-sized chickens. That's what I'd fight.
Olivia: Why's that?
Lukas: 'Cause I'm starving.
Axel: I'm glad he's staying with us. And he doesn't want to leave.
Olivia: What a great solution. If he doesn't want to leave, then he should stay.
Dan: This should be good. Guys, we need to figure this word out.
Axel: Okay! Everybody, stand up.
The group and Dan stands up and thinks about what that word is.
Lukas: Hold everything! I just have an idea. 
Olivia: What?
Female Jesse: Where's you're idea?
Lukas: It's inside my head, Jesse. 
Female Jesse: Oh!
Lukas: I think I figured out what that word is. I heard about what you're saying that it will be all day in here tomorrow.
Olivia: I know that. It's the most important thing.
Lukas: It is the most important thing. It's what Axel hears, right?
Axel: Jesse might like it if she likes it.
Dan: Yeah!
Female Jesse: I know it is.
Axel: But Jesse...
Female Jesse: That's enough. It will be all day in here tomorrow.
Axel: Oh, I get it.
It starts raining.
Lukas: Thanks for keeping me around, Jesse.
Female Jesse: Yeah.
The rain pours down, the group and Dan rest and wake up to a sunny morning.
Axel glares at Lukas, Female Jesse and Dan decides to check up on Lukas.
Dan: Lukas, Everything okay? Because I can't even tell if you are.
Female Jesse: You doing okay?
Lukas: It was a rough night.
Female Jesse: It happens... we were all tired and... I'm just glad you're okay.
Lukas: Thanks for being so cool about it.
Female Jesse: Cool beans.
Dan: Let's get going.
Female Jesse: (To Olivia) See anything?
Dan: I thought I saw something earlier, but it was just a false alarm.
Lukas: Hey! There's something over that way!
Olivia: What is it?
Lukas: Some kind of building. I think.
Female Jesse: Let's get a closer look.
Dan: Great idea!
The group and Dan head over to the temple.
Dan: Guys, Lets be careful. We don't wanna get caught by the spitter's web.
Female Jesse: We should head in, but let's be careful.
Everyone and Dan jumps down.
== Temple ==
The group and Dan observe the temple.
Axel: What is this place?
Olivia: That's what we're trying to figure out.
Lukas: It's the Temple of the Order of the Stone.
Olivia: Lukas, are you sure?
Female Jesse: He's right! Look.
Dan: I can see that!
Female Jesse and Dan notices the amulet shaped structure and compares the real amulet, confirming the location.
Axel: Holy crap.
Olivia: Do you think they're in there?
Axel: Let's go in and find out.
The group and Dan enters the temple.
Female Jesse: Let's just all be careful.
Olivia: Okay.
Female Jesse: If you spot anything, call it out. We don't have a lot of time.
Axel notices a dispenser.
Axel: Isn't it weird how dispenser are carved to look like spooky little faces? What do you dispense, little guy?
Olivia: Iiii get the feeling that we don't really wanna find out.
The group and Dan suddenly hear a noise.
Female Jesse: Get behind me. 
Female Jesse leads the group and Dan, then suddenly stops, and another noise occurs. Reuben gets frightened and runs ahead, everyone follows and then Reuben accidentally steps on the pressure plate, closing the gates. The group look behind, startled.
Lukas: What was that?
Axel: That's probably not a good thing. 
The dispensers activate.
Axel: Aw, come on, dispenser faces! I thought we were friends! 
Female Jesse: Run!
The group and Dan starts running past flying arrows.
Female Jesse and Dan runs through the corridor.
Female Jesse and Dan jumps over the first arrow.
Female Jesse and Dan encounters a second arrow.
Female Jesse and Dan rolls below the second arrow.
Female Jesse and Dan comes across a third arrow.
Female Jesse and Dan turns past the third arrow.
The group and Dan make it to safety and stop for a few seconds, but soon notice more arrows in front of them.
Female Jesse: We're trapped.
Dan: We are trapped.
Lukas: We activated the dispensers with that pressure plate. If we can figure out a way to trigger it again, I'll bet that'll shut'em off.
Female Jesse: There's a crafting table. Maybe we can make something useful.
Olivia: Out of what? We don't have anything. All of our tools and materials are back home.
Female Jesse: All right everyone. Empty your pockets. Let's see what we've got to work with.
Dan: What do you guys have there?
Lukas: I have a few sticks left over from building the shelter last night.
Olivia: I've got some flint. And... a piece of string.
Axel: All I have are some chicken feathers I picked up after that chicken machine exploded.
Female Jesse: Let's see... I've got some flint and steel. A sword. Oh, and some string from a spider that I fought in the woods earlier.
Olivia: String, sticks, flint and feathers.
Female Jesse begins crafting.
Female Jesse crafts the fishing rod, and prepares to swing.
Female Jesse: Let's do this.
Female Jesse swings the fishing rod and hits the pressure plate.
The group and Dan's luck kicks in and the arrows stop firing.
Lukas: All right!
Axel: The Dead Enders' luck is changing!
The group and Dan enters the library and walks around.
Lukas: This... must be their enchantment room.
Axel: Doesn't this look like Ivor's creepy basement?
Dan: Let's go Talk to Lukas.
Female Jesse: Find anything useful?
Lukas: Not sure about "useful" but... definitely interesting. There's a lot of history in this room.
Dan: Now let's go Look at a book.
Female Jesse and Dan notices a book lying on the table and reads it.
Female Jesse: "The battle was fierce, but the Order of the Stone emerged triumphant, saving the land and ensuring that peace and prosperity would reign forever."
Lukas: Well, not exactly forever.
Female Jesse: "These five members... five friends. Together, would give so much to gain their rightful place, as five heroes."
Just as Female Jesse reads this, it is revealed that Ivor was apart of the Order.
Female Jesse: "They would author their own end. They would slay a dragon."
Olivia: Ivor was a member of the Order of the Stone. The stories never mentioned him...
Lukas: This is so crazy.
Dan: What? This explains a lot. I do not know that one.
Female Jesse: This might explain why Ivor had such a grudge against Gabriel.
Olivia: They lied to us. They lied to the whole world.
Axel: Why would they do this? Man, I can't believe you punched a member of the Order of the Stone.
Lukas: This is so crazy.
Dan: You said that already.
Female Jesse: The Order might not be what we thought they were, but Petra is still out there. The monster is still out there.
Lukas: Jesse's right. We need to focus on what we came here to do.
Olivia: Where do these stairs go?
Dan: Well, Only one way to find out. We need to see what that is.
Female Jesse: Only one way to find out.
The gang and Dan leave the enchantment room, and head upstairs.
Axel: Now this is cool.
Female Jesse: Wow.
Axel: What happened to the walls?
Female Jesse: More like, what happened to this whole place?
Olivia: This must have been where they met.
Axel: So where are they then?
Female Jesse: Gabriel said that once we find the temple, the amulet would lead us to the Order of the Stone.
Axel: Well, what are you waiting for? Pull it out then.
Female Jesse holds up the amulet but nothing happens.
Olivia: Is... something supposed to happen?
Axel: Well, that was a let down.
Female Jesse: There's got to be something we're missing. Look around and see if you can find anything.
Dan: Let's Look at a map.
Female Jesse: It's a map of the entire world. This is way nicer than the one at EnderCon.
Dan: Now, let's go Talk To Lukas.
Female Jesse: Find anything interesting in that book?
Lukas: The only thing I've found so far is that the amulet was used to track the positions of the members of the order.
Female Jesse: And... does it mention how?
Lukas: It's less technical and... well, more historical.
Dan: Now, let's go Talk To Reuben.
Female Jesse: Hey Reuben. Find any clues?
Dan: Now, let's go Talk To Dan: Now, let's go Talk To Olivia.
Olivia: We're in the Temple of the Order of the Stone. The Order's ACTUAL Temple. Who'd of thought it, huh? A bunch of small towners like us wrapped up in an adventure like this.
Female Jesse: Yeah. Pretty insane. I just hope we all come out the other side in one piece.
Dan: Now, let's Look at a Pedestal.
Female Jesse: It's the same as the amulet...
Dan: Nice one, Jesse. Now, we just need to use the amulet on the right spot.
Female Jesse places the amulet on the pedestal and walks away.
Female Jesse then solves a puzzle which activates the beacon, it shines directly on the amulet.
Female Jesse: Wow.
The beacon shines through the amulet and emits a green light and red light onto the map.
Olivia: It's absolutely incredible. How did they build this? Okay. Now I'm impressed.
Dan: Well, I'm gonna say, This must be a tracking system! I have no idea what's got coming!
Female Jesse: This looks like some sort of tracking system. It's the Order! It's showing where they are now!
Lukas: Look, we don't know enough about how this thing works. Maybe the amulet only tracks them when they're on the surface. Or maybe it doesn't work when they're in the Nether. We have to go off of what we DO know.
Dan: You know what? It's trying to tell us something. There are only two members left.
Female Jesse: There's only two lights on that map. If there are there only two heroes left, then we know what we need to do. That Wither Storm is still out there. We KNOW that Gabriel was trying to tell us something. We've got to find the Order of the Stone.
Axel: But... There are only two lights? There are only two members of the Order left?
Female Jesse: He said Soren was missing.
Lukas: That leaves Magnus...
Olivia: Or Ellegaard.
Female Jesse: Let's head out.
Lukas: I'm not going with you guys, I have to stay here. If I know Petra, she's probably doing everything she can to find this place. She's still out there. She has to be.
Dan: Lukas, What if you're wrong? Because I can't explain!
Female Jesse: But what if she didn't make it?
Axel: Don't say that!
Olivia: Axel... Jesse's right. Petra might be... gone.
Lukas: If there's even a small chance she's alive... I have to stay. Go. Get help. I'm going to focus on making this place safe before nightfall. This temple is pretty big though. If we're gonna have a chance at fortifying it, I'm going to need some help. If, uh, maybe one of you guys could hang back with me?
Axel: Sounds like Olivia's have you totally covered while me and Jesse are out finding Magnus.
Olivia: "Finding Magnus"? You really think that's how it's going to go? We need Ellegaard. She's the world's greatest engineer. She'll figure out a way to stop that thing.
Axel: We're trying to DESTROY it. And when it comes to "destruction", Magnus is the master. You're a smart person, Jesse. And obviously the SMART is to go get Magnus.
Olivia: I, heh, think Axel meant "Ellegaard" there, Jesse.
Axel: Uh, no, I don't think I did. Pretty sure Axel meant "Magnus".
Olivia: Jesse, the point is, you should be going to Ellegaard's. It's the clear choice to make.
Axel: You've got to come with me.
Olivia: You're my best friend, Jesse.
Axel: It's you and me. Like always.
Olivia: Think about it, Jesse.
Axel: This is more of a gut call.
Olivia: We need to make sure we get this right. We're not going to get a second shot at this.
Axel: Whatever you pick, I'll be cool with it.
Olivia: Really?
Axel: As long as it's me.
Olivia: Come on, Jesse. This is a easy call.
Dan: You know what? I'm gonna have to Choose Magnus. Because he is the master
Female Jesse: Okay, Dan. Get ready to roll, Axel. We're gonna go find Magnus.
Axel: Let's do this.
Female Jesse: Olivia, you stay here with Lukas and get the place ready for when Petra comes back, okay?
Olivia: Fine, but I'm only doing this for Petra.
Female Jesse: I'll take it.
Dan, Female Jesse, Olivia, Axel and Lukas notice the Wither Storm approaching the temple from afar.
Lukas: Please hurry.
Narrator: Dan, Jesse and Axel return to the Nether, intent on finding Magnus, the Rogue... And find themselves in a kingdom of chaos... Full of dangerous people with poor impulse control... And some deadly hobbies... While the great storm grows, consuming everything in its wake... Time is running out for our intrepid heroes...
Dan: Alright, you guy. Thank you so much for playing my Adventures of Minecraft Story Mode Season 1 Episode 1 "The Order of the Stone". So please go check out my "Would You Rather Super Sour Challenge" video uploaded on January 6, 2016, and to join team TDM today, and I'll see you guys in the next episode of my Adventures of Minecraft Story Mode. Goodbye.
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