Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean (ミスタークリーン) is a sexy cleaning product mascot genie from the depths of Kitchen Sink. Many humans out there have felt sexual, romantic, or spiritual attraction to this entity, for reasons unknown. Many think it is because of the 2017 Superbowl Commercial where he was twerking and trying to steal some man's wife while cleaning the house. Others think it is because of his shiny, clean bald head.
Facts about Mr. Clean include:
* He has a foot fetish
* He sucks toes
* He's bald
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* He always wears clothes
* He's a machine
* He burned down a hospital once. 97 patients died, and 54 doctors died as well. 1,749 people in the hospital were injured, and 5 were put into comas.
* He's old
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* Bald
He is a very seductive old man, and will not hesitate to steal your spouse when you're walking through the Big City(TM) trying to find a fancy restaurant to eat at. Once he glances at you or your spouse, you know he's gonna try to seduce one of you, so run in the other direction immediately, unless you wanna have an excuse to kick Mr. Clean's ass. The police have been investigating him for years, due to his burning down of a hospital and due to him stealing people's wives, husbands, and spouses, but to no avail.
He is physically capable of being impregnated, as he gave birth to all 64,000 of the Scrubbing Bubbles mascots. You know, those tiny blue things that look like dick heads. Those guys. Nobody knows who impregnated him, but many think it was BBC Sherlock Holmes. You know, the Benedict Cumberbatch one. That guy. This hasn't been proven false, and BBC Sherlock himself said Mr. Clean was sexy. (Source: buzzfeed.com) I fucking hate this part of the page, by the way. I'm shaking and crying BBC Sherlock would never fuck Mr. Clean
Many people out there think Mr. Clean has had hair at one point, but this is false. He was born looking the way he does now, just smaller. He killed his parents, his grandmother, and his pet worm, by pouring cleaning detergent into their meals, killing them instantly upon consuming it. Not many people know about this, as it has been covered up by the US Government. They said that they all had ligma and died. This is false, though; even Mr. Clean has denied it plenty of times. The media doesn't give two shits, however.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7CCT04Yg1k