Alley%

== About Alley% ==
Alley W. R. Percent is an 18 year old TWOWer from wherever in New York they make Steamed Hams. He is like five eight or smth and is absolutely terrible at Super Mario Maker 2. Alley%'s greatest skills are his artistry, fFor reasons unknown, alley% spent a considerable amount of his life as a washing machine. Alley% is rumored to be the true identity of infamous G/A TWOW contestant stupid bitch, but this is unconfirmed. he looks like this how the fuck do I insert an image
== alley % wow history ==
Alley% began his TWOW career in the original MultiTWOW, where he got some mid placement idk can somebody fact check I don't know He began to host shortly after his join date, and his TWOW quickly became noteworthy for its high quality artwork and presentation. His first season netted 22 contestants, and was won by Azurite (there aint no artilce for azyou rite what the halllE?))). His second season, beginning several months later, became far more popular, and was eventually won by TWOW deity and incredibly sexyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ spanish man thenamesh. This was H's first TWOW victory. Alley% also won Dark season 9 at some point but idk when that was lollllll. Season three was pretty good too. Currently, season three is in a phase called "After Hours". This rebrand was actually just a clever way to hide the fact that Alley forgot how to log in to his alternative account halfway through round 7 and was too lazy to figure out how the fuc
Alley% became a twow central moderator on january 23rd, 1973 and has contributed twelve live sheep (read: hentai) to the server's (thus far unconfirmed) aztec-esque sacrificial grounds.
== alley % speed run ==
Alley percent W fdkshfks has speed run many different games over the past handful of years. He is ok at super mario kart 8 deluxe, and has competitive times on like 2 tracks (maybe morHe currently is not in possession of the Alley% Word Record Speed Run, despite a recorded claim that he would retake it on December 19th, 2022. (L). Currently, Alley% speedruns Super Mario Galaxy 1 on his twitch channel. At the time of writing this he's rusty as fuck but he's gonna get good I promise