Annoying Will: Loose Women/Transcript

Voice (as M.G.): ITV is proud to present everyone's favorite talk show, Loose Women! And, here's our hosts, Ruth Langsford, Stacey Solomon, Frankie Bridge and Charlene White!
Ruth Langsford: Ah, thanks, M.G. And thank you for tuning in to the only game that puts your fruit knowledge to the test. Now, let's meet our daredevil boy from Everything's Rosie. Will!
(applause)
Will: Hey! Hey, Women, look! I'm on ITV! (laughs with the audience) (title card appears)
Frankie Bridge: Okay, Will, lets get to it, get us started.
Stacey Solomon: Okay, how about...
(buzzer rings)
Will: Way to go, Charlene. (laughs with the audience)
Charlene White: (sighs) Will, I think you need some football exercise!
Will: I think I need Holly to bring me down and play with me!
Will: Ooh, Ooh, undershorts! Pick undershorts! (audience laughs)
Frankie Bridge: What?
Ruth Langsford: Will, it's your conversation and the name of the category is "swimming."
Will: Adjust a wedgie? (laughs with audience)
Stacey Solomon: (groans) Sports for £400.
(Ruth Langsford tells a question card)
Ruth Langsford: This boxtroll boy, a favourite among surfing is loaded with water, material, fiber and complex carbohyd...
(buzzer rings)
Charlene White: Will?
Will: Do you think they look like daredevils? It looks like our mouths grew than extra long hair. (laughs with audience)
(buzzer rings wrong)
Frankie Bridge: Incorrect!
Will: (groans)
(buzzer rings)
Will: The answer is: eggs!
(buzzer rings correct)
Stacey Solomon: Correct! (applause)
Will: I get it! I am not in the Go-Speeder anymore!
(audience laughs)
Will: Okay Charlene, Frankie, Ruth, Stacey, lets go with 'comedies' for £1,000.
(Charlene White tells the question card)
Charlene White: Seinfeld, an man found in this sitcom, appears to this house.
(buzzer rings)
Will: That would be me, Will!
(buzzer rings wrong)
Frankie Bridge: Incorrect again. (applause)
Will: Hey! No fair, When are you gonna ask some silly questions about me?
Stacey Solomon: Okay, let's go with 'Everything's Rosie' for a £1,000.
(Stacey Solomon tells the question card)
(audience laughs)
Will: Ooh, ooh, I wanna use my lifeline!
(audience laughs)
Ruth Langsford: You know what? You don't have one. That's the other show.
Will: You're telling me this now?
(audience laughs)
(flips to Raggleswood)
Raggles: Um, are you sure the phone's on?
Rosie: Uh-Huh, when it rings, it goes like this... [imitates ringing]
Little Bear: Huh? What?
Holly: It's the phone! Pick up the phone! Quick! It could be Will! Pick it up! Quick!
Will: Big things, big things, big things, big things, big things, big things...
Stacey Solomon: Stop doing that!
Will: No silliness! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
(audience laughs)
Ruth Langsford: And that's why you're in last place.
Will: (laughs)
Charlene White: Will has the lead, but the talk belongs to you, Will.
Will: Umm, ok, I'll take--
Will: I should buy a vowel!
(audience laughs)
Frankie Bridge: Oh yeah? Well you should shut your (censored).
(audience laughs)
Stacey Solomon: Oh thank goodness! You know what that sound means?
Will: It's time to my Go-Speeder! (imitates his Go-Speeder, while shaking)
Ruth Langsford: Good Lord, no! Go-- no! It's time for the Final Talk!
M.G.: It's the Final Talk!
Charlene White: This final talk will determine tonight's conversation. And given the go-speeder, it probably won't be Will.
Will: You're women.
(Frankie Bridge tells a question card)
Frankie Bridge: Paper, a boy, and news are all types of what? Let's start with--
Will: Hey, hey, hey Women!
Charlene, Ruth, Frankie and Stacey: What, Will? What is it? What is your answer?
Will: Knife!
Charlene, Ruth, Frankie and Stacey: Sorry, that's, uh--- (buzzer indicates correct answer) Wow! That's actually right!
(audience laughs)
(applause)
Charlene, Ruth, Frankie and Stacey: (chuckles) I guess nobody saw that one coming! (knife slices Charlene White, Ruth Langsford, Frankie Bridge and Stacey Solomon)
(audience screams)
Will: Well! At least it wasn't the lightning loose women!
Johnny: Did someone say lightning loose women?
Will: Uh-oh.
(Charlene White, Ruth Langsford, Frankie Bridge and Stacey Solomon are zapped by lightning) (audience screams)
Loose Women transcript
Loose Women transcript
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