一触即発☆禅ガール (Isshoku Sokuhatsu☆Zen Girl)

==Lyrics==
Main	Miku	GUMI
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
地獄型人間動物園 	jigokugata ningen dōbutsuen 	A human zoo of hell
その檻の中で今日もひとり 	sono ori no naka de kyō mo hitori 	I’m alone today, too, within that cage
電子回路の渦にだらしなく 	denshi kairo no uzu ni darashi naku 	Acting slovenly within
飲み込まれてく 	nomikomareteku 	a whirlpool of electronic circuits
 	 	
偽りの ID でパスして 	itsuwari no ID de pasu shite 	Passing through with a fake ID
さあ密林で財宝探し 	sā mitsurinde zaihou sagashi 	Come, let’s search for treasure, treasure
思考回路はいつの間にか 	shikō kairo wa itsu no mani ka 	My train of thought reaches a halt
停止してしまってる 	teishi shite shimatteru 	I’m getting swallowed before I realize it
 	 	
膝抱えて　しゃがみこんだ　私の肩そっと叩く 	hizakakaete shagamikonda watashi no kata sotto tataku 	You should’ve hit my shoulder as I sat with my feet up
はずだった貴方はもう　遠い空に消えていった 	hazu datta anata wa mō tōi sora ni kiete itta 	but you’d already disappeared into the distant sky
空回りの無限ループ　1度全部リセットして 	karamawari no mugen rūpu ichido zenbu risetto shite 	An infinite loop off fruitless effort, reset everything once
強くて　ニューゲームを　始めましょう  	tsuyokute nyū gēmu o hajimemashou 	Strongly, let’s start a new game!
 	 	
ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて 	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete 	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
両手を合わせて　悟りを開いて　Yeah Yeah 	ryōte o awasete satori o hiraite Yeah yeah 	Join both hands and attain enlightenment, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら 	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara 	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
煩悩覚醒　上限開放　Yeah Yeah 	bonnō kakusei jōgen kaihō Yeah yeah 	your worldly desires will awaken, throwing open the limits, Yeah Yeah
もっと奥まで感じて 	motto oku made kanjite 	Feel it even deeper inside
一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！） 	Isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!) 	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)
 	 	
地獄型人間動物園 	jigokugata ningen dōbutsuen 	A human zoo of hell
勇気を出して外へ飛び出した 	yūki o dashite soto e tobidashita 	I gathered my courage and jumped outside
武器や　防具は　ちゃんと装備しないと 	buki ya bōgu wa chanto sōbi shinai to 	but without being equipped with the proper weapons and armor,
効果がないよ 	kōka ga nai yo 	it doesn’t work
 	 	
脳ショウが飛び出したガールが 	nōshō ga tobidashita gāru ga 	The girl whose spinal fluid flew out
仲間になりたそうにこっちを見ている 	nakama ni narita sō ni kocchi o mite iru 	is looking over here like she wants to be my friend
話を聞くところによると 	hanashi o kiku tokoro ni yoru to 	According to what I’d heard,
家出してきたらしい 	iede shite kita rashii 	it seems like she’d left home
 	 	
東京特許許可局局長 	tōkyō tokkyo kyoka kyoku kyokuchō 	Tokyo, patent, permission, department, office chief
オリコン狙いで　アイドル育成 	orikon nerai de aidoru ikusei 	Idol training aiming for the Oricon
そういえば　ちょっと　小腹も空いたし 	sō ieba chotto kobara mo suitashi 	Now that you mention it, I’m a bit hungry
銀座でスウィーツを食べましょう 	ginza de suwītsu o tabemashou 	Let’s eat sweets at Ginza
 	 	
ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて 	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete 	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
憲法改正　情報拡散　Yeah Yeah 	kenpō kaisei jōhō kakusan Yeah Yeah 	Constitutional reform, information spread, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら 	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara 	shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
重力反転　月面着陸　Yeah Yeah 	jūryoku hanten getsumen chakuriku Yeah Yeah 	gravity inversion, moon landing, Yeah Yeah
もっと中まで入って　 	motto naka made haitte 	Enter me even deeper
一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！） 	isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!) 	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)
 	 	
(おかけになった電話は 	(okake ni natta denwa wa 	(The phone you have dialed
電波の届かない場所にあるか 	denpa no todokanai basho ni aru ka 	is in a place with no reception,
電源が入っていないか 	dengen ga haitte inai ka 	has no battery
あなたとお話したくないため 	anata to ohanashi shitaku nai tame 	or in terms of not wanting to talk to you
かかりません) 	kakarimasen) 	is not concerned.)
 	 	
この世はそう諸行無常　在るがに委ねたらば 	kono yo wa sō shogyōmujō aru ga mama ni yudanetaraba 	All worldly things are transitory, if you abandon yourself to it,
ひとつになりやがて消えて　無に還るは夢のし 	hitotsu ni nariyagate kiete mu ni kaeru wa yume no gotoshi	you’ll become one and disappear, returning to nothingness is the same as a dream
所詮叶わぬ願いなら　一思いにリセットして 	shosen kanawanu negai nara hitoomoi ni risetto shite 	After all, if your wish won’t be granted, just instantly reset it
強くて　ニューゲームを　始めましょう 	tsuyokute nyū gēmu o hajimemashou 	Strongly, let’s start a new game!
 	 	
ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて 	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete 	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
両手を合わせて　悟りを開いて　Yeah Yeah 	ryōte o awasete satori o hiraite Yeah yeah 	Join both hands and attain enlightenment, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら 	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara 	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
煩悩覚醒　上限開放　Yeah Yeah 	bonnō kakusei jōgen kaihō Yeah yeah 	your worldly desires will awaken, throwing open the limits, Yeah Yeah
もっと奥まで感じて 	motto hageshiku kosutte 	Rub even more violently
 	 	
ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて 	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete 	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
憲法改正　情報拡散　Yeah Yeah 	kenpō kaisei jōhō kakusan Yeah Yeah 	Constitutional reform, information spread, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら 	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara 	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
重力反転　月面着陸　Yeah Yeah 	jūryoku hanten getsumen chakuriku Yeah Yeah 	gravity inversion, moon landing, Yeah Yeah
もっと中まで入って 	motto naka made haitte 	Enter me even deeper
 	 	
一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！） 	isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!) 	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*地獄型人間動物園
*聖槍爆裂ボーイ (Seisou Bakuretsu Boy) (album)
==External Links==
*Niconicommons - Off-vocal
*Niconicommons - Off-vocal (key -5)
*Niconicommons - Off-vocal (key +5)
*ameblo.jp - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
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