Old Ones

The Old Ones are the orginal Evil Teletubbies and founding fathers of the Evil Teletubby Army. They are also the stuff of nightmares. Stephen King and Chuck Norris have encountered them but have luckily survived. The Old Ones aren't your average Teletubbies. They have nightmarish abilities that can not be truly described.
The Old Ones have the power to make children magically disappear. They have caused 171,893,798.685,349,677,688,699,509 child disappearances. Don't be too curious and ask us what type of magic they use. If you do, we will kill a kitten. Slowly and painfully.
The names of the Old Ones were unknown for centuries. Centuries and centuries. But our master detectives have revealed that they are named Tinky, Dip, Laa, and PoPo. The Evil Teletubbies' names are actually derivatives of the Old Ones' names. This is because the Mother Teletubby is dumb.
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