6 Brussels' Sprouts

A parody of Six Little Ducks.
==Lyrics==
* Six brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Eat 'em or no dessert's my fate
* Mother says they're so good when hot
* But I sneak one down, feed it to Spot.
* Five brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Father says he's prepared to wait
* He says he loves their taste a lot
* But I sneak one down, feed it to Spot.
* Four brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Want to avoid this big stalemate
* Mom goes to get the gravy pot
* And I sneak one down, feed it to Spot.
* Three brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Halfway through this food debate
* Eating them is a real long shot
* So I sneak one down, feed it to Spot.
* Two brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Two slimy balls to eliminate
* I'm proving I'm not a fusspot
* So I sneak one down, feed it to Spot.
* One brussels sprout here on my plate
* What a great dog to cooperate
* I just bent down and did you-know-what
* Fed the last brussels sprout to Spot!
* No brussels sprouts here on my plate
* Mother says time to celebrate
* Then the sad truth is I got caught
* All six sprouts were coughed up by Spot.
* “(BURP!)”
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