Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle

Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into King Neptune's palace and is immediately stopped by guards.)
Patrick: Hey, is this Pizza Castle?
Guard: No, this is the castle of the ruler of the seven seas, the Great Almighty King Neptune!
Patrick: Close enough. Can I get a double olive
Guard: WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA HERE!
(Neptune, who is sleeping on his throne, immediately wakes up.)
Neptune: What is this I hear about pizza?
Guard: Nothing, sir. Just an idiotic starfish who will now be on his way.
Patrick: Not without my double olive, sausage, ham, and pineapple pizza!
Neptune: Get the man his pizza so I can go back to sleep!
(The guard sighs and takes a shellphone out of his pocket.)
Guard: (dials a number) Hello? Do you guys sell pizza?
Squidward: (on the other end) No, and we never will again.
(What a twist!)
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