Theme of HOBaRT - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day

"Theme of HOBaRT - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day" is a high quality rip of "Theme of HOBaRT" from SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day. It represents the King for Another Day Tournament contender HOBaRT.
==Joke==
This is an original acoustic song about HOBaRT, with a chorus based on the melody to "Hobart Drive" by Jerry Galeries.
== Lyrics ==
HOBaRT
He'll mix all night long
Other contestants
Suck dicks all night long
'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale
'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail
Make dough with this beaut, you drownin' in tail
Go ahead and stir yourself an elixir
Use it when it's rainin', use it when it's sunny
Use it when you're a bit short on money
Even though some might call this baby funny
Truly he's the only top tier mixer
HOBaRT
He'll mix all night long
Other contestants
Suck dicks all night long
HOBaRT, you make me go "ha ha hee hee"
Why are you so hysterically funny
Please stop making me laugh
As much as the number 7
First time I saw that funny boy, I was skeptical
But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical
When that boy spins it up, it's truly a spectacle
Really makes me go "hee hee ha ha"
So laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine
The Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology-ne
He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes
The funny mixer.
HOBaRT, I want to make love to your dick
I know that's not quite the right word, but it's thick
Please mix my insides up
And put your dough in me
HOBaRT once told me that he wanted to eradicate all anime fans
I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah, brother!"
Let those fucking degenerates get pissed on to death
Call it extreme watersports.
And one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top
He's won and we get a day full of his bops
With his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped
And we can mix together a smoothie of their entrails
With HOBaRT, of course!
The funny mixer.
HOBaRT, I want to imbibe in your cum
The smell of your dick-xer, it makes me go numb
Fill me with custard 'til DING! you're all done
I'll be there to cheer on you until you've won
HOBaRT, now I see
Why that mixer is so funny
HOBaRT, I love you.
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