Dark Auras

Dark Auras is the 39th episode of Kakos Industries.
== Synopsis ==
in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, and Beatrice Flounder “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.
== Summary ==
This announcement opens with Corin Deeth III, CEO of Kakos Industries, explaining that he has begun seeing trails coming off of Kakos employees. The trails are mostly black or dark purple, and appear to be cloud-like. Walking into an employee's cloud caused Corin to see the employee's memories. Corin assigned Grace Rule to investigate, lest it be a side effect of someone or something leeching the energy of Kakos employees. Nevertheless, he begins the regularly scheduled announcements.
=== Radio ===
The broadcast comes via a Bomba Radio from Bomba Audio. It is a monophonic speaker shaped like a toad, which appears to be screaming in anguish. The radio also produces a toxic fragrance which will kill any non-shareholder who is listening to the announcements. Shareholders are assured they are protected from the fragrance.
=== Festivals ===
The Festival of Misery is recapped, which mostly just involved a lot of crying. And salsa.
The Festival of Fertility is recapped, which involved women getting pregnant, and then eating the genetically manufactured "gamete factories" that were the "men".
=== Division updates ===
The Division of Somnambulation and Vegetation just discovered a method to control people’s sleep walking.
Kakos Tower has a presevation liquid that essentially freezes the user until they wish to awake at a later time. Unfortunately, because "waking up" takes a while after a person is released from the fluid, lots of people died from autopsies.
The Division of Sexual Experimentation's sex toy that peels back societal pressures, works.
=== Belladonnica ===
Belladonnica is still missing, but Grace Rule keeps digging holes looking for her.
=== Dodos ===
The dodo is successfully de-extinct, and used for it's meat.
=== Echo Tree Forest ===
The Echo Tree Forest has a forest around it called the Silent Tree Forest. The Silent Tree Forest has the opposite effects of the Echo Tree Forest. It is so silent, the only sounds you hear are from yourself which slowly drives you insane.
In the end, it is revealed that Corin has not actually pierced another reality, but is merely seeing things. Dark auras.
=== Ruin-a-Life Drawing ===
"Winner": Beatrice FlounderRuinee: Helen Mellon
*Misery Slot: Questionable Intentions (or rather, Questioning All That You Do)
*The Blow Back: Knowing Why You Do All That You Do
=== Numbers ===
18222.91118103332.75553,6009
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