Susan’s Chaotic Day (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: eating a Juicy Burger
Mateo: “Here you go, sir! A Juicy Burger with White Wisp juice to brighten up your day.”
Chick Boy: “Thanks!” eats the Juicy Burger with some White Wisp juice
Susan: “Ahh, what a good day to eat at Chaflick Foods.”
Lucy: “Hey, Mateo! How’s your morning?”
Mateo: “It’s afternoon. But it’s fine, thank you.”
Lucy: “You’re welcome!”
Flatheaded borers crawl slowly to the counter
Mateo: “Come on! You don’t have all day to eat at this restaurant, morons.”
Lucy: “What do they want, Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, and Turquoise?”
Garnet: “A Chao Pepperoni Pizza for me and my sisters.”
Lucy: “Oh, this is going to be fun. Come on, Mateo! Sing the Cat’s Kitchen Pizza song!”
Mateo: sigh “Fine.”
Cat’s Kitchen Pizza Song Plays
Lucy and Mateo: “Chao pepperoni, peppers, cheese, pineapples, tomato sauce
If you want any of these out of the equation, that won’t be upsetting to us.
The greatest thing that makes this number 1 is the fact that in this dish
The cat quote unquote ears are actually two more slices, so it’d not flop like a fish.”
Cat’s Kitchen Pizza Song Ends
Lucy: she gets her dough and molds it into the shape of a cat face and puts toppings and tomato sauce, then puts it in the oven
10 Minutes Later…
Mateo: “The pizza is here.”
Lucy: she slices the pizza face into 10 pieces, excluding the “ears” which count as 2 extra pizza slices
Susan: “These small larvae need some help!” she gives each of them a pizza slice
The 12 Flatheaded Borers eat the pizzas
Lucy: “That was weird. Who were they anyway?”
Red Alert!
Robotic Narrator: “If there is anyone we should worry about when she enters the restaurant, it would be the mother of Curd.”
Customers: they panic
Lucy: gasp “Cream!”
Cream: “What is it?”
Lucy: hisses at Cream
Susan: “Here I come! Destruction of property is going to get you charged, rabbit.”
Jewel: “Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Opal, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, and Turquoise!”
12 Flatheaded Borers: “Yes, Mom?”
Jewel: “Let’s go back home.”
Jewel and her 12 daughters walk away from the restaurant
Susan: “Well, that was weird.”
Swift: “Well, you’re getting discharged, Susan!”
Susan: gasp “Swift? You were against us all along?”
Swift: “That’s why I didn’t join you in your journeys to protect Chaflick Foods. I’m Sonic and Amy’s son, so of course I know this is bad.”
Ava: “Now get out of the way, or else you will trigger Chaos.”
Susan: “Wait-“
Swift: “I’m not doing this because I care for the Chao, well at least that’s not my main reason, because I do care for the Chao. The main reason is that it’ll trigger Chaos.”
Susan: “Relax! You have ice powers to freeze it, and I can deal damage to it easily with my lightning powers.”
Cream: "Finally, Swift! The Chao and the Flickies thank you so much."
Swift: "Cream, the first time I realized you were right about all of this all along was when Mom opened Ava's heart and made her show their practices."
Cream: "I will give your Mom a lot of my money for making you see the truth. I work with her a lot, you know? Because ever since I met her, we were best friends, and I became her "apprentice". However, you still have to do me more favors and stop supporting Eggman."
Swift: "I do it sometimes only!"
Cream: "Then please avert it entirely ASAP."
Chaos appears
Swift: “I’ll take care of them!” he Homing Attacks Chaos and Quick Cyloops it
Chaos: freezes
Susan: “That was easy.”
Chaos breaks out of the ice
Susan: she shoots thunder at Chaos
Chaos: moves away
Everyone cheers
Cream: “Good golly! That was great! If you don’t want this to happen again, then make sure Chaflick Foods shuts down or changes their meat material.”
Sasha: “Remember, Cream! Attempts to make that happen will earn you a beat down from me!”
Cream: “But I am not a coward. I can stand up to you.”
Sasha: “You’re persistent! I beat your super form last time I saw you do that.”
Rose Residence
Sonic: “What a beautiful day.” drinks coffee
Amy: looks in the safe “Husband! The Chaos Emeralds are gone!”
Sonic: spits out his coffee “What?”
Amy: “Who stole it?”
Mia: “That big droplet did.”
Sonic and Amy: their eyes are wide open
Mia: “What? It’s just water!”
Amy: “It’s not just any water droplet!”
Sonic: “It’s Chaos! What will happen now?”
Perfect Chaos attacks the city, almost destroying the Chaflick Foods locations, but always getting thwarted by Susan
Cream: “This is another reason why you should never make burgers out of Chao Meat.”
Knuckles: “What’s- oh. Not good.”
Ankles: “How do we-“
Speedy: “Easy.” he tries blowing hard at Susan’s fans
Susan: “Blow harder!”
Swift: he runs up a building and puts a lot of super chargers inside Susan’s quills
Mia: she uses her hammer like a hair dryer and it blows a lot of wind at Susan
They make a funky beat out of doing this, then Speedy and Mia create a hurricane, thus dealing damage to Perfect Chaos
Susan: “Too much power…” she feel pain while transforming, but she later turns into Thunderstorm Susan, thus doing a large thunder attack after transforming into what seems like a teenage version of herself
Thunderstorm Susan: “Hello, Perfect Chaos-“ she notices her voice got deeper “I sound like a teen! I even look like a teen! I feel like I’m 2x taller and bigger than I was. THIS IS COOL!” she shoots a large thunder blast at Perfect Chaos
Perfect Chaos: roaring in pain
Thunderstorm Susan: she boosts through Perfect Chaos using Lightning Boost
Perfect Chaos: it falls down and gets contained inside the Master Emerald by Knuckles
Knuckles: “Go back inside, Chaos.”
Everyone cheers for Susan
Susan transforms back, at the cost of creating a temporary blackout in the city
Susan: “Woah! Did you see how big I am going to be when I turn 13?”
Heads: “I sure did, Susan!”
Susan: “I’m amazing!”
Swift: “You sure are, Susan!” he kisses her on the cheek
Susan: she blushes
Cream: “Well done, Susan! But I’m still not gonna let you protect Chaflick Foods-“
Sasha: “Remember!” she says in a menacing tone ”Indigo Asteroid.”
Cream: “Fine. You’re free for now.”
The End
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