Rant On...Birthday Party

Rant On...Birthday Party is the second episode of Rant On with the episode directed by Eric Darnell.
== Premise ==
On Mike’s birthday party, Ricky picks out an idea for reviewing a short film centering around a girl celebrating her birthday party.
== Characters ==
* Ricky
* Mike
* Joey
* Timmy
*Brad (debut)
* Mike’s Mother
*Tom (debut)
*Katie (debut)
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*Birthday Party Guests
*Mike’s Father (debut)
*The Birthday Party Characters (archive recordings)
== Transcript ==
* The camera zooms into Mike’s house where people are singing happy birthday to him for his 15th birthday.
* Mike: Thank you so much guys! This is the best party ever!
* Timmy: No problem. There’s no way i would forget my best friend’s birthday!
* Mike: :)
*Ricky’s Mind: Hmmm..Mike does love reviews. Which one should we do?
*Joey: Hey Mike, i bought you some cookies!
*Mike: It’s pretty good, thanks Joey!
*Timmy: And Mike, i have a special guest.
*Mike: Who is he?
*Timmy: He’s my brother, his name is...Brad!
*Brad then comes from the crowd.
*Brad: sup?
*Mike: Uhhhh..
*Timmy: Sorry about him! He always spends time on his phone.
*Brad: That’s because i’m texting someone you idiot!
*Timmy: No, you're just playing a Emoji Movie game.
*Joey: The Emoji Movie? Ugh, that movie is terrible. They better not make a sequel of it.
*Mike’s Mom: So honey, how’s the doritos going?
*Mike’s dad is then seen eating all the doritos.
*Mike’s Mom: Peter, you bozo! You ate all of the doritos!
*Mike’s Dad: What? I was hungry!
*Mike’s Mom: So Tom, you said that you were gonna introduce you're daughter to Mike!
*Tom: Are you sure? She’s actually a selfish spoiled brat.
*Mike’s Mom: Oh come on! Stop overreacting!
*Tom: Well ok!
*Tom: Uh, Mike..
*Mike: Yeah Tom?
*Tom: I would like to introduce you to my daughter, Katie.
*Katie: Ugh, what is this place? I’m giving it 90,000,000 sins!
*Tom: Honey! If you don’t behave, then i’ll take EVERYTHING you bought from Gucci.
*Katie: No, please don’t do it!
*Mike (whispering to Tom): She really is a spoiled brat huh?
*Tom (whispering to Mike): Yep. I wish i never had a spoiled brat as my daughter.
*Ricky: Hey Mike! I have a review idea for you.
*Mike: Really what is it?
*Ricky: It’s called “Birthday Party”, it’s a short film about a girl celebrating her birthday. 
*Mike: Ok! But where are we gonna get the offical DVD? It’s not even out on Blu-Ray or Digital yet.
*Ricky: Don’t worry. It’s on HBO Max.
*Mike (on the mircophone): Alright everybody, i have an announcement. Please settle down.
*Silence
*Mike: Ok, i have a film we can watch!
*Joey: Please tell me it’s not violent, right Brad?
*Brad: Meh.
*Joey (whispering): stupid.
*Mike: And Joey, to answer you're question, no it’s not violent.
*Joey: Well, thank goodness!
*Mike’s Mother: Well son, what’s the movie called?
*Mike: It’s called the Birthday Party. It’s not exactly a film, but it’s a short film. The movie is about a girl celebrating her birthday.
*Katie: I wish she was rich. Another 90,000,000 sins.
*Tom’s Mind: Oh my god, Katie is such an embarrassment.
*Mike: Alright! Let’s sit together to watch the movie.
*Everyone then sits together on couches, chairs, and the floor.
*Katie: Why do i have to sit on the floor?! Another 90,000,000 sins.
*Tom: Son of a poopalot.
*Mike: Ok, Ricky is gonna decide whether to stop, pause, or play the video, while i’ll stay here.
*All (except Ricky, Mike, and Katie): Ok.
*Brad: Hold on a sec, i needa go pee.
*Mike: Alright, but make it quick.
* 45 seconds later...
* Brad: Alright, i’m back. 
* Mike: Ok, let’s start the film.
* The film then starts.
* Ricky: A 10 year old girl named Ariana gets excited as it’s her birthday with her parents leaving the house to go on a date.
* Joey: Wait, they would leave her alone???
* Ricky: It’s just random logic. Ya gotta get used to it. We’re just in a new decade.
* Brad: Yeah, like Emoji Movie’s Gene says: meh.
* Joey: Don’t you dare think about thinking about that cringe-y movie.
* Mike: Let’s just continue ok?!
* Katie: Jeez, rude. Still another 90,000,000 sins.
* Mike: *facepalm* Can we just concentrate on the movie please? 
* Mike’s Mother: Ok, i’ll go make some pizza while Tom will bake the cake since he’s been taking tutorials from YouTube videos.
* Ricky: She then decides to go call some people to invite to her birthday party at 9:02PM with 34 people at the party.
* Joey: Wait, it’s 9:02PM? Her parents aren’t even back yet?!
*Ricky: Would you please stop interrupting it?!
* Timmy: Is it just me, or have i not talked for a while?
* Joey: Stay out of it Timmy!
* Timmy: What? It’s true! I haven’t even talked in here for like, AGES!
* Meanwhile in the kitchen...
* Mike’s Mother: So Tom, how is the cake going?
* Tom: Going pretty good. So glad i get to stay away from my stupid, bratty, spoiled daughter for once.
* Ricky: Hey Mike’s Mom! Is the pizza and cake finished?
* Tom: Yep! It’s almost finished!
* Katie (in background): DAAAADDDDDYYY!!!!
* Tom: Ugh, what is it now?
*Katie: Daddy, these people are arguing!
*Tom: Alright people! Maybe you can stop arguing and continue you're little movie?
*Timmy: Well, ok.
*They then stop arguing and resume the film.
*Ricky: She and the 34 people then party until a bully name Spike is bullying someone. She then kicks Spike out of the house where he will not party because of his rude, and cruel actions.
*Mike: Jeez. He reminds me of our school bully called Zach.
*Ricky: -_-
*Mike: Ok, ok, i’ll stop. I wasn’t the only one doing it anyway.
*Ricky: Thank you. They then resume partying for 3 hours-
*Timmy: 3 hours?! Her parents are even home and yet nobody hasn’t called the cops?!
*Ricky: would you please stop interrupting -_-
*Ricky: Somebody then calls the cops. She then gets a doorbell from the police with her parents. They then kick everybody out of the house and ground Ariana for 8 weeks.
*Ricky: The end!
*Timmy: That’s the end?
*Ricky: Yep!
*Timmy: That was so short!
*Ricky: That’s why it’s called a dang short film.
*Mike: It’s time to get our reviews!
*Mike’s Mother: Boys! Me and Tom finished making the pizza and the cake! 
*Everybody then runs to the table to eat the pizza and the cake.
*Mike: Maybe we can review after we eat the cake and pizza.
=== Review ===
* Mike: So..what did you think of it?
* Timmy: It was pretty short, but still good. 7/10.
* Katie: It was so cringe man! Destroy it! 0.00/10!
* Tom: Ok young lady, you are grounded for 8 weeks! And no Gucci for you!
* Katie: NOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoooooOooOOoO!!!!!!!!
* Tom: And don’t worry, even though i didn’t see it, the movie was great. 10/10.
* Party Guest #1: It may be short, but still good tho. 8/10.
* Party Guest #2: It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, good! 100,0000,0000/10.
* Mike: Wow. I wonder how many words you had to say.
* Ricky: Good. No other words. It is funny when she kicks that bully out! 9/10.
* Timmy: Finally i get a few lines in this episode. Anyways, it was super-
* Mike: Uh Timmy, didn’t you go already?
* Timmy: Oh...i’m so stupid!
* Joey: Good acting, visual effects, lighting, producing, and set! 10/10!
* Brad: Meh. 1/10.
== Ending ==
* At nightime, Mike is talking to Joey on his phone.
* Mike: That was the best birthday party ever!
* Joey: I know right! I even got to eat pizza! It has been a long time since i ate pizza.
* Mike’s Mother: Mike! It’s bedtime!
* Mike: Sorry Joey, i can’t chat with you for long. I gotta go to bed.
* Joey: Ok bye!
* He then turns off his phone and goes to sleep, ending the episode.
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