Jason Voorhees versus Michael Myers

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Jason Voorhees versus Michael Myers is the thirteenth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirteenth battle overall. Both competitors are silent killers who do their hunting on specific nights. It features the zombie who kills anyone camping at Camp Crystal Lake, Jason Voorhees, against the mass murderer who kills his victims on Halloween, Michael Myers.
==Battle Information==
RLYoshi as Jason
Pool as Michael
Beat by IIIxkingxIII
Release Date: July 19, 2013
===SoundCloud Links===
https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/jason-voorhees-versus-michael
==Lyrics==
=== Jason: ===
Welcome to Crystal Lake, where you'll meet your demise 
I'm the mass slashing murderer who makes teens drop like flies 
It's Friday Michael, and I'm thirsty for some blood
It's time for The Shape to understand that his Curse is done 
Look at me! NO WEAKNESS! 
Yet I've seen you shed a tear I see you standing like a dumbass, like headlights on a deer Show your face you bitch, oh yeah, I know that you're there 
Stop hiding behind the laundry and face a true scare I'll knock you dead before you even have time to rap
You'll be entrapped, your neck snapped, no need to recap I've been to Hell and fought Freddy!
You aren't even in all of your movies! Impossible to truly kill, I'm Jason, and your death will be my doing
=== Myers: ===
You were the first to break the silence so I'll be the first to silence you Mommas boy has no place in horror, that's the fucking truth
There's only room for one cold blooded killer in this chilling tale I can recall about 12 reasons why you and your series fail Jason you'll be wastin and rotting in the lake deceased
Your kill count is shit and after this mine will increase
This isn't Manhattan you don't run shit in this town Up in Haddonfield is the place you'll finally go down 
You were struck by lightning and then you came back to life Let's see how you can live after you taste my bleeding knife It's time to face the truth bro you can't scare fear itself
The clock says midnight, you've entered my realm
=== Jason: ===
I'm gonna wreck your face and leave it stained and slashed
Black You thought I was finished, bitch? 
But from the lake I'm back I'm stabbing and killing anybody who gets in my way 
If you were hoping on winning, this is your unlucky day...
=== Myers: ===
It may be Friday but it's also October 31st
I'm the legend of Halloween and you're a creepy little curse? 
Just ask my sis Judith, I'm better than all the rest 
Why don't you piss off and go smoke your Crystal Meth?
== Trivia ==
*This battle happened to be released on a Friday. It is also the thirteenth battle.
**This is not a coincidence.
**It was actually pretty hard to scramble to get this released on a Friday.
*This is the first rap battle to have 12 lines for the first two verses.
*As of March 2014, this video has the most views, surpassing Sheldon Cooper versus Gregory House.
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