Trash Can Do

an adventure starring Ava (and Penny), Errol, and Ignatious.
==Setting==
* Timuli Wood
** The Watering Hole
==Short Episode Description==
Trash Can Do is an actual play podcast of "Welcome to the WWA". Join Avarice H., Errol Corvidbough and Ignatious Cogbright as they wrestle their way to the heart of a kidnapping and water conspiracy.
==Non Player Characters==
*Arlie Barrett
*Bixby Coppertongue
*Bakti Kuznetsova
*Vergazo de Suavemente
*Happy Feet
*George E. Porgey
*The Prodigies
**Maddox the Malodorous Misfit (FBK double Errol)
**Thrash Panda (FBK double Ignatious)
**Quill the Bamboozling Bird (pseudodragon double Penny)
==Plot Summary==
The adventure begins with our three FBK members Avarice H, Errol Corvidbough, and Ignatious Cogbright accepting a job from Bixby Coppertongue, the same person who hired the FBK for the Trickamui Drift episode. When they got to Bixby's place near the Niqamui Community College, the adventurers were greeted by a roadrunner with a bag over his head who introduced himself as Dedos de los Pies Centellantes Felices, or Happy Feet. Ava sent her pseudodragon Penny to try to take the bag off his head, but the roadrunner dodged, explaining that he was too ashamed to show his face because he had been defeated and his mask taken by Vergazo de Suavemente, an ostrich wrestler that Happy Feet claimed used dirty tricks in the ring to humiliate him. 
The job had two parts: 1) investigate the disappearance of Bixby's students Maddox the skunk, Thrash Panda the racoon, and Quill the magpie and 2) defeat Suavamente to restore Happy Feet's honor. In order to do that, Bixby would transform the FBK members into the missing woodland animal wrestlers so they could go undercover. Errol and Ignatious agreed and were transformed into Maddox the Malodorous Misfit and Thrash Panda respectively, but Ava sent her familiar Penny to turn into Quill the Bamboozling Bird while Ava herself attended to other matters. 
As the adventurers and pseudodragon transformed, they were also transported to the Watering Hole, home of the Woodland Wrestling Association (WWA) in Timuli Wood. The "wrestlers" were immediately recognized by the crowd gathered outsider and a commotion ensued where Thrash Panda was cheered on to do his signature move - throwing a trash can! He indulged the crowd and received some mixed reactions (mostly excited cheering). Quill, like any corvid, flew over to the overturned trash can and pecked at the trash scattered on the ground in search of something shiny. She immediately found a water bottle and pecked it open to drink some, as she was thirsty. However, it wasn't simply water - it had a chemical in it that made her feel strange and she became paranoid, realizing that this water wasn't safe to drink - nor was any water around here, or water in general?! She noticed a rabbitfolk with a Deep Ooze tattoo carrying a platter of that very same water she drank and flew to him, shouting to the crowd that this water is not safe to drink! 
The rabbit folk was angry and threw a carrot at her as she flew away into a tree, and Maddox and Thrash Panda immediately rushed over to defend their avian friend. They quickly took him down and Quill flew back over, keeping him in an unbreakable hold. They interrogated the rabbit folk about the water and the missing wrestlers, as the rabbitfolk had exclaimed in surprise that the three were supposed to be working in the storage room. Once Quill let the rabbitfolk go and shouted to the crowd that all was under control, the rabbitfolk disappeared and left behind a straw doll dummy with the Deep Ooze symbol. Having found some useful information, Maddox and Thrash Panda waited for Quill to do some reconnaissance, then went to the VIP entrance where another tattooed rabbitfolk was making a straw dummy. As it turns out, all the security at the Watering Hole are rabbit folk - some with Deep Ooze tattoos and some without. This security guard let them in without batting an eye. However, when they got in, they found many more guards stationed at almost every door. Quill decided to distract the security guard at the storage room by convincingly faking a medical condition and being taken to the infirmary. However, it wasn't necessary as the security guard let the "wrestlers" into the storage room immediately because they were supposed to be there anyways. 
Inside the storage room, the FBK in disguise found the actual wrestlers in an assembly line, producing the tainted water. As a buzzer rang, they all ran to large water bottle that dispensed the tainted water to them. It became clear that the water was a drug and the wrestlers were being mind controlled. The drug was also affecting their physical health - they seemed worse for wear and almost zombified. Thrash Panda immediately destroyed the drug supply after filling a water bottle with it (to be used later) and the other two destroyed the buzzer, which made the original wrestlers eventually snap out of their drug-induced haze. 
Now that the originals were no longer mind-controlled, the FBK doubles decided to fight the security guards so they could lead the wrestlers to safety. Using the original Quill playing dead as a decoy, the FBK lured the security guards into the storage room and surprise attacked them, easily defeating them by putting them all in a trash can and rolling it into a corner where they could no longer move. They took the wrestlers to be treated at the infirmary and were greeted by Suavamente, who was tending to a knee injury. Suavamente explained that Happy Feet was actually the bad guy, as he was the one playing dirty by actually injuring Suavamente and he was working for the Deep Ooze and Bakti Kuznetsova. As Ava (through possessing Quill) demanded more payment for working with him instead, he agreed to pay them double: a total of 300,000 gold! 
The FBK went to the manager's office to confront Bakti, and they found him waiting for them, along with George E. Porgey and three Deep Ooze security guards. A fight ensued where Thrash Panda and Quill worked together to quickly incapacitate Bakti by force-feeding him the concentrated water drug, pinning him in a hold, and crushing his hand with a chair so he could not teleport away. Meanwhile, Maddox and Thrash Panda fought George and the rabbitfolk threw carrots at the FBK until Quill convinced them to stop, threatening jail and their souls being doomed to Hell. After George saw his boss lose the fight, he also decided to walk away, as "a job is a job" and his boss clearly didn't need him anymore. 
During the fight, Quill managed to snag the deed to the farm that Arlie Barrett had been forced to sell to Bakti. Once the FBK members (and Penny) were transformed back into their original selves, Ava and Ignatious demanded payment for the deed of the farm, and Arlie sold it back to them for 30,000 gold, the amount she had sold it for. They also received payment from Suavamente and Bixby, so it was a very profitable day for the three FBK!
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