The Big Comfy Couch LOST EPISODE Poor Snicklefritz (REMASTERED)

Hello, I am Daniel, if you are reading this let me give you a warning that If you’re someone that gets an upset stomach easily, this is not the thread for you, I’m putting this on Reddit and Fandom to tell my story. Alright, let me stop rambling on, here’s the story.
When I was a teenager back in 1992, I was in the Livingroom with my younger siblings (Oldest of 4 children, age 16 at the time) we were watching the pilot of the show (The Big Comfy Couch – Starring Alyson Court) If you never heard of the show; it went from 1992 to 2006, Starring Alyson Court as a girl named Loonette & Bob Stutt as famous doll Molly. Ramona Gilmour-Darling played Loonette for the last season, but people thought she was too childish. While watching the pilot, I felt this weird feeling. I don’t know how to explain it, but I’ve always felt that way when my younger siblings would watch the show. Which was probably one of my biggest reliefs when I turned 18 and moved out of my parents’ house.
Fast forward about 10 years to 2003 or 2004, I can’t really remember. I just got fired from my last job and I was looking for another one. I went on my computer and looked until I found that PBS was looking for Episode Reviewers, in the kids’ section of the company. I was ecstatic since PBS is such a big company! I went to the interview, I would say it went well, but now I know it went a little too well. I GOT HIRED!
I woke up and got ready for work. I headed to PBS headquarters; a man named Jimmy opened the door. He said that he loved to see a new employee, especially since he had the same position as me before. He walked me to my office, to give you an idea of what my office looked like, I’ll give a summary of it. It was about a 4x4 square foot room with a desk, chair, and a box of VHS tapes bundled with a VCR. Behind all of that there was a filing cabinet, and a security camera. Jimmy told me that I would be reviewing VHS tapes of shows like Barney & Friends, Curious George, Caillou, Liberty’s Kids, Reading Rainbow, The Magic School Bus, Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman, Arthor, Word Girl, Dragon Tales, and The Big Comfy Couch. I gulped hard when I heard him say I would be watching The Big Comfy Couch.
A few hours pass and everything is going fine, I tried to avoid picking up a Big Comfy Couch VHS, but after a while, I decided to stop being a pussy and I picked one up. The Title Read “The Big Comfy Couch [LOST EPISODE] Poor Snicklefritz”. I asked Jimmy what [LOST EPISODE] meant and he said that it basically means the episode was scrapped and then got sent back for a renewed reviewing. I put it in, and it said error on the TV. I pulled the tape back out and blew into it then placed the tape back in the VCR. The Fisher Klingenstein Films logo appeared, and the intro started. When the music started it sounded weird, like it was distorted.
The episode started with Molly & Loonette waking up on the couch. Loonette said, “Good morning, Molly!”. (Something I forgot to mention is Molly doesn’t talk in the show. The way viewers know what she’s saying is she talks through thinking bubbles.) Molly responded saying she wanted to go outside. They proceeded to go outside when they saw Granny Garbanzo and her cat Snicklefritz. Granny greeted them with a hello. Then Major Bedhead went over to Granny and gave her a package. He started saying who sent it to her, but his voice got super quiet as the scene randomly cut to a Foley Family segment. 
They were all just sitting at the dining room table. doing. nothing. Just in silence. There wasn’t even the signature Foley Family music playing in the background. Just silence. It stayed this way for about 2 minutes till Andy stood up and took his hands to his neck, when he lifted his mask to see blue blood dripping from the eyeballs. It’s like there was no oxygen. His Parents (Eileen & Jim) proceeded to do the same and they all slowly walked up to the camera was the recording got more distorted. As they got closer to the camera, I heard some muffled talking that became quieter as time went on. The scene cut back to everyone outside.
Bedhead noticed Snicklefritz wasn’t there, but Granny said he was taking a nap inside. Granny was cooking something in her pot. When Loonette asked what it was, Granny responded that it was a surprise. Loonette responded “I’m so excited, are you excited Molly?” Molly nodded her head up and down, gesturing she was. Loonette than went inside since she realized she forgot to do her clock stretch. The first 15 seconds into it.. everything was… normal. But at the part where she has her legs turn 180°, the camera started panning in and the music got distorted and Loonette’s legs stretched pasted the human limit all the way to 360°. This scene made me sick to my stomach.
Afterwards Loonette got up like nothing happened, then went outside. It was already supper time, and everyone grabbed a plate and sat down to eat. Bedhead felt a fuzzy piece in his mouth and pulled it out to see it was from snicklefritz. He commented “Ha Ha, Snicklefritz must have got his fur in the dish while snooping around!” Everyone started laughing, except for Granny. Loonette mentioned that she hasn’t seen Snicklefritz since that morning. Bedhead responded, “same here, must be a sleepy fella, right Granny”. Granny started crying as Loonette and Bedhead tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She responded, “I. I. I. I COOKED HIM!” They both were disgusted and started throwing up. Even Molly covered her mouth is disgust. Once they finally got all of the food out of their system they asked nervously “Wh. Wh. Why would you do that!” She responded, “Well. when I was cooking my stew, he got too close to it and went in. when I noticed it was already too late, I was so mortified when you asked about him, I lied and said that he was sleeping, I’m SO SORRY!” Bedhead said, “well, this is shocking, but it’s fine, it’s not like you killed him on purpose.” Loonette added, “Ya, it’s sad, but we can just try and make the best of it. right.” They had a group hug as the screen faded to Snicklefritz funeral.
Bedhead, Loonette, Molly, Uncle Chester, Auntie Macassar, & Mr. Wobbly all attended Granny’s funeral for Snicklefritz. Granny did a speech, “Hello everyone, I’m sad to say that my amazing cat Snicklefritz sadly passed away on Monday from a cooking accident. He was such an amazing cat who was welcoming to everyone who crossed his path, and was so, so caring. If anyone would like to stand up and say anything in honor of him, it would be greatly appreciated.” Bedhead, Loonette, & Auntie Macassar all stood up and gave their speeches as the screen faded to black.
I was disgusted, horrified, & confused all at the same time. I talked to Jimmy and told him about the episode. He didn’t believe me so I told him to watch it and we would talk about it again the next day. The next day I walked in to work and saw Jimmy. I was about to say hello, but mid-sentence I stopped after I noticed he was white as a ghost. He said, “You were right, that was the most horrifying shit I’ve seen in my life!” I responded, “Told ya.” I quit that job shortly after that incident, but Jimmy stayed.
Fast forward 20 years to present day. I received a call from a blocked number, I answered it, and it was Jimmy. He said, “Holy shit I’ve been trying to contact you for years now. Remember that disturbing episode of The Big Comfy Couch?” I responded, “Ya, how could I not, that shit was scaring.” He replied, “Ya, so we figured out who one of the main directors of the episode was back in 2015. His name was Kidd Ramsey, he started to work in film making back when you worked here.” “I replied, “Wow, great find! Well I guess we have contacts now, hehe.” He responded, “Ya, talk soon?” I replied, “sure, bye bye.”
I wanted to post this so you could hear my story, and I beg you, If you find a Tape with the title “The Big Comfy Couch [LOST EPISODE] Poor Snicklefritz” DO NOT WATCH IT.