Nintendo Switch OLED Anti-Piracy

On October 15th. 2021, the Nintendo Switch OLED model was released to the public. While it did have some clear features, such as better audio capabilities, a larger OLED screen, and a wider kickstand, what many players didn't know was that Nintendo was secretly inserting various anti-piracy measures into the console, and even had deals with Third Party companies like SEGA or Capcom to include these measures in their games.
To avoid any lawsuits, Nintendo paid world governments millions of dollars to protect them being sued, claiming that 'if pirates did not exist, we would not have to implement these measures into our systems.' This measure failed, and Nintendo was put on the brink of bankruptcy for these measures. Their sales then decreased by 30%.
Several games released by Nintendo were updated to support the OLED's plethora of anti-piracy measures. The following is a list of them all, and will be updated as new measures are discovered. 
These versions with the anti-piracy measures have mostly been scrubbed from store shelves, but can still be found. This makes these copies of the games high value collectors items. As well, various people around the world are working on reverse-engineering the anti-piracy technology, especially the character manifestations.
When asked, several of Nintendo's higher-ups admitted to giving the team the green light to develop such technology, with almost all of them having been sarcastic due to the seeming impossibility of the task. A similar response came from those of several other companies, and even all indie developers.
===Super Mario Odyssey===
Around a few minutes into the game, it cuts to a standard anti-piracy screen with a 10 second countdown. Once the countdown expires, an emergency Wi-Fi bruteforce will occur, and if any connection is made, local authorities will be contacted to the player's location, and the player's IP will be sent to Nintendo's database. Afterwards, the console will brick itself.
===The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild===
Before the game starts, it will force the player to connect headphones into the console's audio jack in order to continue playing. Unplugging the headphones while in gameplay will pause the game until the headphones are plugged back in. The game plays normally up until around 10 minutes, in which an ear piercing noise will occur, accompanied by a bright anti piracy screen. This is meant to cause damage to the player's hearing capabilities in order to deafen them, and the bright screen is meant to attempt to cause an epileptic seizure. After around 10 seconds of this, the console bricks itself. The console's volume is also unable to be turned down, and is automatically turned up to the max when the sounds start.
===Super Smash Bros. Ultimate===
The game plays normally for a few minutes before the screen fades to black, followed by an extremely fast montage of violent and gruesome images of animals and accidents, with loud screaming sounds over top. This is meant to scar the player into never pirating a game again. After about a minute of this, the console bricks itself.
===Animal Crossing: New Horizons===
In order to begin playing the game, the console's brightness is required to be put on full. If it is any lower, the game will not play. When it is as bright as it can be, the game plays normally up until the 5 minute mark, in which bright flashing lights will be emitted from the console, as well as a loud buzzing sound. This is meant to cause seizures to any epileptic pirates. After a few minutes, the console bricks itself.
===Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury===
The game plays normally up until Bowser first appears, either as the boss of World One or the opening of Bowser's Fury, in which, using the processor, the console will begin heating up incredibly quickly, melting both the processer and the plastic in the process. This is meant to either damage anything around the system in docked mode or cause serious burns to pirates playing in handheld mode.
===Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze===
Like most other games, it will play normally until around 5 - 10 minutes in, in which the game suddenly shuts off. A few seconds later, the console will detonate, causing an explosion that damages anything around it.
===Yoshi's Crafted World===
The game plays normally up until Yoshi eats an enemy, in which hypnotic images will appear on screen, as well as subliminal messages telling the pirate to consume their console. In this state, if the console recieves any moisture, either in or on the console, it will detonate, similarly to Tropical Freeze.
===Kirby: Star Allies===
Similar to Yoshi. When Kirby inhales an enemy, the same hypnotic images will occur, however, instead of detonating, it will heat itself up like Bowser's Fury, causing massive amounts of burns to the pirate's skin.
===Mario Kart 8 Deluxe===
When the player finishes a race in Grand Prix mode, the console's motors will begin violently shaking, causing it to fly out the players hand and begin bouncing around the area, bricking the console in the process This is meant to cause damage to anything in its way, including the pirate. This will persist until the motors are inevitably destroyed.
===Super Mario Maker 2===
When the player dies in a course for the first time, a poison will be injected into the pirate via a hidden needle where the console's grips are. This poison will kill the pirate in a matter of hours.
===The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening===
The game plays normally until around 20 minutes into the game, in which a poisonous gas will be emitted from the consoles ventilation. This gas will cause the pirate to pass out and eventually even kill them in minutes.
===The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD===
When the player first reaches Skyloft, the console's vents will emit an extremely strong wind, almost instantly sending the console flying downwards into the players feet before detonating on contact.
===Mario Tennis Aces===
When the player loses a match, a small explosion will occur on the console's screen, sending shards forward in an attempt to stab the pirate.
===Super Mario Party===
If a multiplayer party is being played, then 10 minutes in, the screen will suddenly cut to black as the console searches through the main player's IP in an attempt to find any social media attached to them. Every single post they made will then be presented in a powerpoint-style presentation, with some being fabricated to show support for controversial political figures, prejudice, or threats against other people in an attempt to ostracize the player. This will play on repeat for 10 minutes before the console bricks itself.
===Pikmin 3 Deluxe===
After around 10 minutes of playtime, the console will begin searching through the players IP and Wi-Fi to find any other devices, in which it will then hack into them, permanently bricking them.
===Super Mario 3D All-Stars===
If the player plays through each game included for at least 3 minutes, Mario will manifest into the player's house, in which he will hunt the pirate down and promptly murder them, destroying all evidence, including their console.
===Mario Golf: Super Rush===
If the player were to fail to get a hole in one, strong electric shocks will be emitted from the console, electrocuting the player and eventually frying them, making them pass out or even killing them.
===ARMS===
After around 15 minutes of playtime, the console will fly out of the dock or the players hands and will begin slamming into them in an attempt to kill them. After around 5 minutes, it will detonate to finish off the pirate.
===Splatoon 2===
After 3 minutes of playtime the players personal info, including their home address and IP, are directly forwarded to Nintendo, in which they will hire Solid Snake and send them to the pirates location to promptly kill them and dispose of any evidence.
===Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu/Eevee!===
After the player catches their starter pokemon, it will turn into a horrendous beast, escaping the console and killing the player.
=== 1-2 Switch ===
After 20 Minutes, the Switch's AI will switch bodies with the pirate, trapping them in the Nintendo Switch.
===Sonic Forces===
After around 2 minutes of playtime, an airstrike will be called on the pirate's current location in an attempt to destroy them and all of their belongings.
===Sonic Mania===
If the player were to take damage at any point of the game, long, sharp spikes will be emitted through the console into the player, stabbing through them. These spikes will not recede, and the console bricks itself as well.
=== Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz HD===
If the player fails to complete a level, a purple capsule will emerge from the switch, capturing the pirate in the Monkey Balls seen in the game, the switch will then control the direction the ball goes in, sending the Pirate careening around the local area.
=== Dead by Daylight ===
Michael Myers fucking kills you. 
=== Alien Isolation ===
The first time the pirate dies in the game. The Switch will lay a Xenomorph egg inside the Pirate.
===Metroid Dread===
If the player is caught by an EMMI, The console itself will transform into an EMMI, which then proceeds to violently beat you to death
=== Cultist Simulator===
As soon as the game boots up, the nearest cult is alerted of the pirate, and the pirate is forced to be indoctrinated.
=== Call of Cthulhu===
From the start, The switch will begin to play strange audio, about 40 minutes into the game, an eldritch monster will appear outside their house, dragging them away.
===Mega-Man Legacy Collection===
Air-Man fucking kills you.
=== Bloons Tower Defense 6 ===
Any projectiles in the game, curve toward the pirate, seriously injuring or killing them.
=== The Angry Video Game Nerd I & II Deluxe ===
The Angry Video Game Nerd comes to your house and yells at you for an hour before killing you.
=== Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity ===
At first glance, it didn't seem like there was any antipiracy incorporated in the game. However, it eventually turned out that the consoles were actually causing the Age of Calamity to start in the real world in order to punish humanity for failing to stop pirates. Authorities are unsure as to how to tackle this problem.
=== Luigi's Mansion 3 ===
After around 5 minutes of playtime, sleeper agents owned by Nintendo are alerted to the pirate's house, in which they are killed.
=== Fire Emblem: Three Houses ===
After 15 minutes of playtime, the system will search through the pirate's IP in search of any social media, and in turn, their job and/or school. Afterwards, a Nintendo employee will email said company/school, informing them about the pirate illegally obtaining the game, as well as making up false info about their political/religious beliefs, or there thoughts on race, gender, etc. in hopes of getting them punished. Afterwards, the console bricks itself.
=== Danganronpa Decadence ===
At first, no anti-piracy measures were believed to be in this game, however, around a week after playing the game, the pirate will be kidnapped in their sleep into an abandoned Nintendo headquarters with 15 other pirates into a killing game, hosted by an animatronic version of Shigeru Miyamoto.
===Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition===
Upon finishing the opening sequence, the console equips a sword and engages the pirate in a swordfighting duel to the death. Few have successfully won this battle.
===Xenoblade Chronicles 2===
Similar to Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition, but now the Switch has two swords. This is getting out of hand!
===Touhou Hyouibana ~ The Antinomy of Common Flowers===
Similarly to Super Mario 3D All-Stars, when the console detects that a pirated copy is being played, Reimu Hakurei will manifest into the real world in order to seal the pirate away forever. Unlike SM3DAS, however, the Reimus do not wither away after a few days, staying in our world for eternity. Due to various complaints of the Reimus ruining local ecosystems, various non-profit organizations made to house the Reimus have been made, with several Reimus even being adopted as pets.
===DOOM Eternal===
When starting the game, God, like, literally God, from the Bible, sends the pirate to hell for eternity. In any other DOOM game, the DOOM slayer, a Cyberdemon, and 50 Revenants will come out of the screen and kill the pirate
===Among Us===
After playing a few matches, a shapeshifting demon known as 'Demosa' will appear and erase the pirate from existence, taking on their form and replacing them as if they never were erased at all.
===Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light===
If the console detects that this game was obtained after the March 31st 2021 deadline, the pirate will be sent into a time loop, forever reliving the day March 31st, 2021, with no hope of escaping or dying.
===Paper Mario: The Origami King===
Upon getting into the first battle, a massive, kaiju sized blue furry monster will begin attacking the pirate's city, enraged that the Origami King is not a remake of The Thousand Year Door.
===Pokemon Sword & Shield===
Before playing the game, a sudden shock will make the player pass out and brick the game, not because they pirated the game per say, but in order to prevent the player from witnessing the dumpster fire that is Pokemon Sword & Shield.
===NEW Pokemon Snap===
After a few minutes of playtime, the console will brick itself, but not before taking a photo of the pirate's face and superimposing it on images of crime scenes, sending them to local authorities to arrest them.
=== Mario Party Superstars ===
After approximately 10 minutes, the anti-piracy screen may be triggered by performing various actions in the game, including visiting an item shop, winning a Duel Minigame, being in last place at the start of or being chosen to win the Final Five Turns, causing any board event, landing on a Bowser Space, or reaching the game's natural conclusion. If any of the conditions are met, the game will bring the player to an anti-piracy screen. After a few minutes, the player will then be prompted to connect a microphone, while a Wi-Fi connection will be brute-forced, similar to Super Mario Odyssey. The pirate will then be instructed to report themself to the police.
=== Calculator ===
If the player makes any calculation error, such as dividing by zero or square rooting a negative, the console will immediately detonate.
=== Balan Wonderworld ===
The pirate will randomly lose collected Balan Statues in levels, forcing them to play more Balan Wonderworld.
=== WarioWare: Get It Together! ===
After completing the Intro Games, the console will search for any bank cards that are connected. If any are found, the associated bank accounts have their money drained and sent directly to Nintendo. This process is displayed, while Wario taunts the pirate. Once the transaction is complete, he will tell them to "Have a rotten day!", before the console bricks.
=== Team Sonic Racing ===
After a random interval between 5 and 45 minutes, the game will seem to crash, before Eggman chews out the pirate. Following this, he will say at something will happen following his message, with the something being creative means to render the console unusable, including but not limited to it simply bricking, melting like in Super Mario 3D World, an Egg Pawn disassembling it, morphing into a Wii U GamePad, disappearing entirely, or shooting upwards and exploding like a miniature firework.
=== Miitopia ===
After the third character joins the party, Matt from Wii Sports arrives at the pirate's house and beats them within an inch of their life and confiscates their Nintendo Switch OLED before leaving. Unlike the Marios and Reimus, there is only one Matt, though he is incredibly fast, and will likely be at the pirate's house within 30 minutes. As well, per his code of honor, he is morally forbidden from killing the pirate.
=== The World Ends With You -Final Remix- ===
Starting on Day 3, there is a chance that, upon starting a battle, Noise will begin manifesting in close proximity of the pirate, who is powerless to stop them. However, if the pirate owns an official Player Pin replica, they will instead die quietly and be sent to the Reaper's Game. The winner(s) of a Game will have the option to return to life, with their console bricked. Rules of the Game vary depend on the geographical location of the pirate.
=== NEO: The World Ends With You ===
Identical to the original The World Ends With You, but admission to the Reaper's Game instead requires possession of an official replica of the red-emblem Player Pin, which is used in NEO: The World Ends With You.
=== Sonic Colors Ultimate ===
Upon completing the first zone, the console will search for any and all devices in a 5 mile radius. Once any device is found, Eggman will appear on the devices similarly to Team Sonic Racing. Unlike TSR, however, he creates a monolog to anybody watching.
The following is a transcript of Eggman's 'announcement:'
I've come to make an announcement: (pirate name)'s a bitch-ass motherfucker, they pirated my fucking game. That's right, they took their cheap fucking greedy hands out, and they pirated Sonic Colors Ultimate, and they said their budget was "this low," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: (pirate name), you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked Sega and Nintendo, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Afterwards, a massive laser shot from the sky, presumably Eggman's 'super laser piss,' strikes the pirate's location, incinerating them and anything nearby.
===Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit===
If the console detects that the Mario or Luigi RC Karts were obtained illegally, it will take control over them, immediately becoming hostile and driving towards the pirate in an attempt to seriously injure or even kill them. Once it feels like it did enough, the console detonates itself, now taking full control over the RC Kart as it drives away, looking for any more pirates. It is important to note that these RC Karts tend to attack in groups, and are hostile towards any threats, but mainly target pirates. Also seem to be the natural enemy to the Reimus.
===Game Builder Garage===
After the game boots up, an anti piracy warning will display before exiting out of the game. What? Were you expecting the console to attempt to kill the player? Stop, that's incredibly unrealistic.
=== Game Builder Garage 2 ===
The nodons will manifest into the pirates house and swear their heads off, causing the pirate to swear with them. The pirate will swear forever until they get in trouble.
===Just Dance 2022===
After the pirate completes a song, the console will suddenly take control of their body, causing them to uncontrollably dance in awkward or painful ways. As this happens, the console's screen is replaced with a camera, with several Nintendo executives watching the pirate in amusement, laughing maniacally. This persists until the executives become bored.
===The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim===
Enraged by the pirate not purchasing his game, Todd Howard will break into the pirate's house and demand at least 60$. If the pirate obliges, he will happily take the money, allowing the player to continue playing. If they refuse, Todd will angrily slap the pirate, confiscating their console while sneering at them.
===Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time===
The game plays normally up until 10 minutes in, in which Crash Bandicoot will manifest outside the pirate's home and yell at them with a megaphone about how 'their worst nightmare has arrived." If a Mario is manifested at the same time as a Crash thanks to a pirated copy of SM3DAS, the Mario will target Crash, ignoring the pirate. The two will begin brawling until one of them is killed, in which the winner will continue what they were doing. This is the only known way to kill the manifested Crashes, though it is unlikely due to the Mario's short lifespan and the Crashes' higher durability.
===Kirby Fighters 2===
When the player completes a match, Magalor will manifest into the real world and take the pirate's console. Magalor will then live in the pirate's place, and cannot be killed. In order to gain access to the pirate's console for one hour, they must pay him 5 dollars. Once this hour is up, Magalor will take their console away.
===KILL la KILL -IF===
Before a match begins in KLKIF, the players console will tear the pirate's clothes off, as well as destroy all articles of clothing in the pirate's location before bricking itself.
===Pokemon Brilliant Diamond===
When the pirate reaches the battle against Dialga, it will manifest in the real world and travel back in time to before the pirated copy was made, in which it will destroy it and anybody involved in the making of it.
===Pokemon Shining Pearl===
When the pirate reaches the battle against Palkia, it will manifest into the real world and transport both the pirate and the console into outer space, in which they will soon get sucked into a nearby black hole.
=== Pokemon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl===
If the pirate were to somehow skip the battle against Dialga/Palkia and reach the battle with Giratina, it will manifest into the real world and warp the pirate into the Distortion World for eternity.
===Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy===
After at least 3 minutes in each game, the pirate is warped to Activision and Blizzard's headquarters, in which they now work their. They are also now a woman if they weren't already. Good luck, pirate.
===New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe===
Several changes are made to the game if it is detected to be a pirated copy. Only the ice world is playable, but it only has one, extra long level. Toadette is also the only playable character, having increased speed and a dash move. There are also no power-ups or enemies except for a purple Toadette named Badette, who Toadette merges with to give her more powers halfway through the level. The game also now refers to itself as 'Celeste,' an infinitely more creative, heartfelt, and all-around better game.
===Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics===
After playing through at least 5 games, the console itself will suddenly pick a random game as it challenges the player to it. The console is known to be incredibly skilled at every game, being nearly impossible to win against it. If the pirate wins, the pirate. will be allowed to continue playing the game. If the console wins, the pirate is warped to a blank, white void with a table in the middle, with the game they lost being on it. A dark, featureless figure will also be on the other side of the table, in which the pirate will only be able to play the game with the figure for the rest of their existence.
=== Deltarune: Chapter 1 ===
Most of the dialogue of Susie, Lancer, and Rouxls Kaard has them taunt the pirate for illegally downloading a game that's already free.
After installing the Deltarune Chapter 1&2 update, the pirate may access Chapter 2, but with every character in the Dark World excluding Ralsei making fun of the pirate for, again, illegally downloading a free game at least once. As well, Spamton will refuse to make a deal with the pirate, preventing them from fighting Spamton NEO and thus obtaining the Dealmaker or Puppet Scarf outside of the Snowgrave Route. Swatch will also refuse to sell to the pirate.
=== Undertale ===
Upon reaching Snowdin, Sans will directly talk to the pirate in a dark room, scolding them for pirating from an indie developer. After Sans' speech finishes, a large Gaster Blaster manifests in front of the pirate and completely destroys them on all levels, mentally, spiritually, verbally, and physically.
=== Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville ===
Upon playing 10 minutes of the game, undead zombies will suddenly attack the pirate's location in an attempt to devour their brains. These zombies are actually undead pirates who died at the hands of other anti-piracy measures from the system. After the pirate is killed, they also become a zombie as it and all other zombies burrow underground, travelling towards their next pirate.
=== Genshin Impact ===
Upon spawning in for the first time, Paimon will taunt the player for pirating a game that's already free. Shortly after, their MiHoYo account would get banned.
Alternatively, Venti fucking kills you.
ALTERNATIVELY alternatively, you get forced to take a shower, knowing the average Genshin Impact fanbase, this will likely kill you, not just kill anyone, just YOU.
=== Nuclear Throne ===
Once the pirate reaches 1-3, multiple Big Bandits will swarm them until they die in the game. Then, they will be forced to buy a legal copy regardless of if they have money or not. Just like I am forcing you to... NOW.
=== Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition ===
Viruses would get downloaded onto all of the pirate's devices, bricking them, and their social media accounts would get hacked, posting false information on their beliefs on gender, race, political views, etc in order to make them look bad. The Switch then bricks itself, quite literally, by morphing into a literal brick.
=== Fortnite ===
An angry redditor appears behind the pirate and beats them up, all while yelling phrases such as "Wholesome 100", "Fortnite bad Minecraft good" "Keanu reaves big chungus" "Thanks for the gold kind stranger" and other nonsensical phrases. Once that's over with and the pirate is unconscious, the console would brick itself by turning into a lego version of itself.
=== Minecraft ===
The pirate is transported into the game, where creepers spawn around them and, once again, fucking kill them.
=== Super Mario 35 ===
Same as Super Mario 3D All-Stars, except 35 Marios manifest inside the player's house to kill them.
=== Five Nights at Freddy's ===
Around 5 days after playing the game, an animatronic Wario from Nintendo's E3 2001 showcase will break into the pirate's home and kidnap them, stuffing them into a Mario costume until they inevitably suffocate to death.
=== Any games in the No More Heroes series ===
I personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
=== Resident Evil 4 ===
You fall unconscious. Once you wake up, you are in Leon Kennedy's body driving to the village. You now have to complete the entirety of Resident Evil 4 in the body of Leon and if you die in the game, you die in real life
=== Xenoblade Chronicles 3 ===
The console detonates and kills the pirate.
=== Splatoon 3 ===
When the pirate starts the game, the game turns into FIFA 21. Then the pirate turns into a ball with her skin colour and her face on it. The pirate gets FRICKING KICKED BY HER CLASSMATES IN A FOOTBALL GAME AT SCHOOL bc why not
=== Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope ===
The rabbids all die and Rayman has a party which the player is forced to watch for 12 hours.
=== Sonic Frontiers ===
Sonic comes out of the screen while spindashing through the pirates head.
=== Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp ===
The tanks from the game show up at the players house and blow it up.
=== Triangle Strategy ===
Your console melts and then explodes.
=== Sea of Stars ===
Same as the last one.
=== Pac-Man Museum + ===
Pac-MAN eats you.
=== Angry Bunnies: Colossal Carrot Crusade ===
The game's free, but any attempts at getting the paid in-game currency for free will lead to the bunnies coming out of the screen and stabbing you with carrots, survive for long enough and the original Angry Birds will kill the bunnies for plagiarism and being hypocrites in terms of copyright law, but the Angry Birds will also kill you.
=== ARMS 2 ===
500 arms come out of the screen and punch the pirate.
=== Bayonetta 3 ===
Bayonetta fucking kills you.
=== Geometry Dash ===
If the game detects that the pirate owns a pirated copy... nothing will happen. The game itself will cause damage on them anyway.
=== Friday Night Funkin' ===
The pirate will be beaten to death and then have his soul stuffed into the Pirate.exe Pibby Corruption Minus HD Big Titty Demon Church Woman ABCDEFG-Sides mod. Oh, and Huggy Wuggy is there because fuck them.
=== Nintendo Switch Sports ===
Your Sportsmate fucking kills you.
=== The Legend of the Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2 ===
It morphs into TriForce Heroes.
=== OlliOlli World ===
The player actually trips on a skateboard.
=== Smash Remix ===
Meta Knight will do a Final Smash on you in real life.
=== Team Fortress 2 ===
All 9 mercenaries manifest into the pirate's house and fucking kill them. The console then bricks itself by turning into a Sandwich.
=== Pocky & Rocky Reshrined ===
=== Chocobo GP ===
The chocobo will get a Buster Sword and cut the pirate's head off.
=== Other: Her Loving Embrace ===
=== Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge ===
The Turtles and April manifest in the pirate's home and kill them. Afterwards, the console bricks itself by turning into an empty pizza box. The player thenwakes up in Hell, forced to isten to the Wrap Rap from We Wish You A Turtles Christmas.
=== Koei Tecmo Atelier Sophie 2 Alchemist ===
=== Super Neptunia RPG ===
=== The Henry Stickmin Collection ===
=== Final Fantasy VII Remake ===
Just like Chocobo GP.
=== Metroid Prime 4 ===
=== Hollow Knight: Silksong ===
=== Celeste ===
The game morphs into a copy of New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe on startup.
=== Super Mario Odyssey 2 ===
Mario just straight up dies in the middle of the game.
=== Overwatch ===
Tracer will kill you.
=== Limbo ===
=== Super Meat Boy ===
The game will delete itself and be replaced by PETA's parody, Super Tofu Boy. The pirate will never be able to play the game on the console it was pirated on, even if it's been bought legitimately. 
=== Indie Brawlers ===
When you forces to fights Baldi, Drifter, Sash Lilac, Cuphead, Bendy, Freddy, The Neighbor and Isaac, breaks the game to all.
=== F-Zero X ===
Captain Falcon fucking dies.
=== Marvel's Midnight Suns ===
Wolverine fucking kills you.
=== YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG ===
You are forced to play YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG.
===Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit Remastered===
When the game starts, there will be only 1 event for the racer, called "Pirate Chase". The player can only choose any Sports series car, while the cops will be using Special Response cars. No matter if the player wins the pursuit or gets busted, the console will be reported immediately to the local police.
=== Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution ===
After 10 minutes of gameplay, Dark Magician will manifest himself into the real world and make the pirate bumpy.
=== Kirby and the Forgotten Land ===
After rescuing 10 Waddle Dees, Elfilin will travel from the game to the real world, before bringing the pirate in and feeding them to Kirby.
Alternatively, Elfilin could force-feed the pirate objects nearby (like Mouthful Mode), which the objects get progressively bigger each time. This is done to make the pirate suffer until they combust into millions of pieces.
=== VVVVVV ===
After starting a new game, your entire house is picked up by a giant Captain Viridian and flipped over. The game also starts in no death mode automatically, and if you die in the game your console is bricked. Your house will never be fixed and you have to have home insurance in order to even play a pirated version of VVVVVV.
=== Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance ===
Starting a new game will cause a black, steel blade to pop into existence on the nearest table or chair, and a man in extremely high-tech armor and a red sword tells you to "prepare for battle". After picking up the sword you are suddenly on top of a moving train, and the man is now attacking you. You are able to evade the anti-piracy measures if you end up defeating the man in battle, and can play the game normally. Otherwise, if you lose the duel, your console is bricked and you need to go the hospital.
=== Polybius ===
As soon as you install the game, all records of your existence are erased. As such, you cease to exist.
=== Mario's Shit Flinger ===
You don't want to know :)
=== The Binding of Isaac: Repentance ===
Upon losing a run, the pirate will transform into Tainted Lost with no holy card in real life. Any minor injury or pain they receive will instantly kill them.
===Cuphead===
After you beat the root pack, 1,0000000000 Mugmans will appear around the pirate and shoot at them, causing them to die. if they have pirated the DLC, then after they get all of the ingredients, Chef Saltbaker will take the pirates soul, and use it in the wondertart. the main characters will not care about this, so there will be nothing to stop Chef Saltbaker from using their soul in the wondertart.
===Live A Live Remake===
The pirate is forced to complete a long questionnaire with very embarrassing questions at first, then it starts getting serious and related to the game. Just like the game, there are multiple endings but regardless, the game gets bricked. 
* If a question was answered with a lie, they get nothing but a bricked game, heavily implying that Akira was reading their mind. If all were answered honestly however, they're not out of the woods yet...
* If the pirate never played the game before, they still lose access, but are politely reminded to buy the game next time. The player is entered in a few raffles that wins enough money to buy the game...that is, if they're devoted.
* If the pirate did play the original, but didn't complete it, they still get the above.
* If the pirate did complete the original, the pirate gets nothing but a recording of the worst ending.
* If the pirate watched Remake's story to the end, the updated version of the worst ending plays out.
* If the pirating was done because they hated the localisation, they will be cursed to never speak English for the rest of their life.
* If the pirate demanded the game on Xbox, their Xbox will brick as well.
===Super Mario Bros. Wonder===
Every time the pirate obtains a Wonder Flower, its corresponding Wonder Effect will happen to them.
===WarioWare: Move It!===
Identical to WarioWare: Get It Together!, except the console begins spraying massive amounts fruit punch once the process ends. The fruit punch has been recorded as tasting bad. Wario's taunts have also been rerecorded by his new voice actor.
=== Princess Peach Showtime ===
Swordfighter Peach fucking kills you.
Alternatively, something similar to Xenoblade Chronicles happens, except the console’s Joy-Cons turn pink. If you somehow win, they stay pink and you will be banned from buying Joy-Cons of a different color than pink ever again.
===Antonball Deluxe===
Every time the ball hits the right wall, it bounces out of the screen and towards the pirate, who must avoid it or hit it back into the screen. This also happens if the ball goes off the side of the screen in the Punch Ball mode.
===F-Zero 99===
If the pirate's vehicle explodes, the console explodes.
===Mario vs. Donkey Kong===
Donkey Kong kidnaps the pirate through the screen.
===Pikmin 4===
The Pikmin begin ransacking the pirate's house.
===Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door===
All of the above.