Cool Rap Wars/Monika vs. Ultron

(Cool Rap Wars logo shows)
Announcer: Cool Rap Wars! Monika! Vs! Ultron! Battle!
Monika: Hello my name is Monika but I bet you already knew that. Because for being an evil robot, your personality is flat. You had a creepy crush on someone who was technically your mother. You even named your robot wife after a famous motherfucker. I killed everyone who stood in my path of love. So why should I be terrified of a dude with metallic gloves. If this Friends, I'm Monika and you are Ross. So don't bother replying, you already lost.
Ultron: Creepy crush oh give me a break you fell in love with a player whose probably practically 8. I'm artificial intelligence your a simpy enthusiast you kill the other 3 just so you could romantically get a kiss. I became such a threat to the Avengers. you became fanart for some pervy teenager/ I've outlived you and your about to get mugged its time to delete you and finally pull your plug.
Monika: Haven't you even played my game? I won’t let you beat me even though you falsely believe you spit flames! You tried to make a son but he betrayed you. Joined the avengers and proceeded to make you black and blue. Constantly changing how you look, who are you Michael Jackson? To me a more formidable machine is Bastion! So you know what you should do you annoying robotic elf? Be like Sayori and hang yourself.
Ultron; I been around since the 60s and was created by Hank Pym no wonder you let Yuri and Natsuki and Sayori hang out with him.. At least they have more character than you you just sit alone writing poems without nothing else to do. your just cheap fanservice for players to download mods when really they play the game just to gawk at your bod. Your game has murder yet its called doki doki you make Highschool DXD very kid friendly. I'm nearly a champion and please don't you see time to press this button ctrl-alt-DELETE
Monika: You expect me to take threats seriously from the dude who is played by Robert California from the Office? You literally dug up your own coffin! I am the AI queen with a dream of love! You are a machine who believes he is intolerant of: humanity being a bunch of dicks. If so, you aren't as smart as a bunch of bricks. I doubt you would even be able to play the harmonica. Because in this battle there is Just Monika.
Ultron: The A.i Queen but with tons of drama to it. People more play I Love You Colonel Sanders then your quirky shit. Your don't even appear in the game not very long the only thing good about you was you singing a little song. your only 18 years old kill and break laws. i much perfer your parody in Gravity Falls. And you say your the literature club president when there's only 4 people who owns this school Haley Joel Osment? You do whatever you want yet where are your parents you 5 are the only ones in the game with no other residents. I've beaten you Monika you know and you see. That Your Reality has no Strings On Me!