Nice Bath, Charlie Brown!

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== Picture Stare ==
* [Begins with Charlie Brown not moving and sitting on an armchair staring at a black picture with white text saying "CENSORED".]
* Alex: What are you watching? [Notices the Picture] What is this? [takes the "CENSORED" Picture off] Or this one. [takes the picture of the Pink Panther as Pikachu off] Or this one. [takes the picture of Snoopy flying on his Doghouse off.] Or this one. [takes the picture of Schroeder playing on his Piano off] Or this one. [takes the picture of the Little-Red Haired Girl in a hot tub off] Or this one. [takes the picture of Pac-Man eating apples off] Or this one. [takes the picture of Woodstock crying off. The not shown picture is behind the painting Alex just took off. Alex Gasps] It's horrible!
* Donkey: Whatwhatwhaaat?!!?
* Marty: It's just a robotic fetus with three women surrounding it, one spraying it with breast milk, another slicing herself open with a knife, spraying guts over it, and the third zapping it with electricity, dressed as Pikachu.
* Alex: Is that pee? That's gross! Are you into that kid? Oh My God... Wait, there's milk too? This is a gross picture!
* Ernie: Blood and milk of mothers is the giver of life. Lets not forget the water of Angels and lighting for a Pokemon. That is what this work says to me. While grotesque and edging on pornographic I get it and understand it and oddly enough like it. Question is what is the life that is created from this? Will it have a chance to live? I wonder.
* Shrek: All hail Bikini Bible-Chan BREAST MILK!!! Bikini Bible-chan is reminding me of being her in MLG! Get it!
* Bert: I always wanted to be shocked while I am receiving fluids from diverse hot chicks!
* Marty: Mecha-fetus gets its yummies!
* Ernie: So much bodily fluids, I'M GONNA MARRY THAT BLONDE!
* Shrek: SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING!
* Alex: Come On, Kid. Get Out. [carries Charlie Brown out of the room]
== Charlie Brown and Chuck Jones ==
* [In another Room]
* King Julian: You get into my room before these girls see you. I have to show you 1960's Cartoons with The Pink Panther along Tom and Jerry from Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng, Hawley Pratt, and Maurice Noble.
* Maurice: Yeah, Maurice Noble!
* [One Video Later]
* King Julian: Well, how about we bring you a new shirt. [Holds a pink shirt with Yellow Zig-Zags]
* Charlie Brown: [Puts the Shirt on] Same Old Thing. [Walks away]
== Bad Night ==
* Peppermint Patty: [Wearing a Underwear, Bra with Pokeballs, Pikachu Ears and Tail] Hey Chuck!
* Charlie Brown: Aaugh! [sees Peppermint Patty] Ohh, heh-heh, can I help ya?
* Peppermint Patty: I'll take a Pika Pika!
* Charlie Brown: [becomes surprised] What did you say?
* Peppermint Patty: I said, I'll take a Pika Pika.
* Charlie Brown: Huh?
* Lucy: [In a Bikini with a knife] I heard her, Charlie Brown. I'm Gonna cut the giant tomatoes.
* Charlie Brown: What?
* Peppermint Patty: And a Pika Pika Pika Pika!
* Charlie Brown: Huh? [starts going insane, imagining everything and The Pikachu Panther] Huh? [looks at the sign and sees "NICE BATH, CHARLIE BROWN!"] I didn't notice that! [keeps thinking and hearing the Pikachu sounds. Even Sally Brown dressed as Bikini Bible-Chan makes Pikachu sounds with two bottles of milk. Eventually he starts seeing The Pikachu Panther Laugh.]
* Baby Angel 1: Yoo hoo! Up here!
* Charlie Brown: [Notices two Baby Angels] Oh No!
* Baby Angel 2: Time's up, Charlie Brown! Run, Run, Run!
* Charlie Brown: No! [as he runs and screams while Sally, Peppermint Patty, Lucy, The Pikachu Panther and Two Baby Angels chase him]
* Charlie Brown: [Wakes up] Aaugh! [gets back in bed, muttering] Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Ten, twenty, thirty, forty... [all of a sudden, The Pikachu Panther laughs in his cloud. He opens his eyes] Wha? Who's there? [rests his head on his pillow] Back to counting Charlie Brown. [closes his eyes again and imagines Clones of Charlie Brown jumping over a fence] One, two, three, four, five... [the Pikachu Panther appears again; Charlie Brown opens his eyes again] Aah! [Back to Sleep] Good Grief.
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