Girlfriends like to marry boyfriends

I like to have Sally Acorn as Rocky J Squirrel's girlfriend, Cosmo as Charmy's girlfriend, Cream as Tails' girlfriend, Tikal as Knuckles' girlfriend, Skunkette as Skunk's girlfriend, Melody as Pinocchio's girlfriend, Elsa as Hans' girlfriend, and Amy as Sonic's girlfriend. Because Hans was thirty four years old.
And do you know why. Batman 60s show was better than Teen Titans Go. It was cool and it aired on Abc. It was shown on FX, Tv Land, IFC, CTV, Discovery Family, and MeTV.