Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman is Skyblazero's first fight.
==Description==
Two Cartoon Kids who are Trouble Makers! In one corner we have South Park's Evil Fat Kid Eric Cartman! In our other corner is Springfield's trouble maker Bart Simpson! Who will win this Fictional Fight? Will Eric Cartman take the win? Or will be Bart Simpson? Today we find out in the ring of Fictional Fighters!
==Pre-Fight==
Eric Cartman was sit down on a Bench eating Cheesy Poof, until Bart Simpson was driving with his Skateboard until he see Eric Cartman eating Cheesy Poof.
Then Bart ends up being attracted with this delicious food, so he put his Skateboard in aside and he walks up to Cartman and said.
Bart Simpson: Hey kid, I see you have a Cheesy Poof, I think that food is delicious to me!
Bart suddenly tried to grab Eric's Food but Eric slaps Bart's hand away.
Cartman angered said at Bart.
Eric Cartman: Hey, that's mine piece of shit! I'm going to beat your fucking face in this fight!
Bart: Eat my Shorts!
Cartman: How about see you Sucking my Balls?
Bart suddenly pulled out his Slingshot and he said.
Bart: Well, I guess I'll force it from you! 
Bart aimed at Cartman's Eye who was running at Bart trying to attack him.
FIGHT!!!
==Fight==
Cartman runs at Bart trying to punch him but Bart shoots a Rock at Cartman's Eye.
Eric Cartman: AHHHHHH! MY FUCKING EYE!
Bart then pull out his Skateboard and smacked Cartman to the ground.
Cartman gets up and angrily tried to punch Bart just to get Smacked by Bart's Skateboard and hit by a Rock Bart shoot from his Skateboard.
Now, angrily Cartman took out a Baseball Bat and he smacked Bart so hard send him to the ground.
Eric Cartman: Fuck you, I will hit you in your Nuts!
Cartman then hit Bart with his Baseball Bat on Bart's Nuts, making Bart yelled on Pain as Cartman lift Bart from his Shirt and punched him on a Wall.
Cartman then tries to smack Bart again with his Baseball Bat but Bart ducked and he kicks Cartman grabbing Cartman's Baseball Bat.
Bart Simpson: This is by hit me in my Nuts!
Bart then smacks Cartman in the Stomach with the Baseball Bat so hard make him ends up flying until a Wall and he started to laugh.
Cartman angrily remove the Baseball Bat from Bart's Hands and hit Bart with his Baseball Bat and kicked him until a wall.
Cartman then starts to beat up Bart, sending him to the ground kicking him and using his Baseball Bat to hit him until Bart kicks Cartman in aside and he got up UpperCutting Cartman to the air and slamming him in the ground. Then he grabs Cartman's shirt but he punches Bart's face kicking him sending him flying until land on the ground.
Bart gets up and he runs at Eric who runs at Bart and both punches eachother until Cartman starts to punch Bart flipping him and slamming Bart's Face against a Wall multiple times until he throw Bart away.
Bart then kicks Eric in his Gut and he slams Cartman's Face into the ground, but Cartman punches Bart's Face pushing Bart on a wall.
Bart throw a Cherry Bomb at Cartman making a Explosion ends up sending Eric to the ground.
Cartman got up trying to punch Bart who blocked it punching Cartman's face, kicking him in the stomach and smacking him into a wall with his Skateboard.
Bart then use his Slingshot aiming Cartman's Eye.
Bart Simpson: Is better you stay down man!
Cartman pulled out a Gun.
Eric Cartman: Fuck you, I will shoot you in your Nuts!
Cartman shoots at Bart but Bart runs away of the Bullets running behind of a Three, grabbing 4 Cherry Bombs, aiming them at Cartman with his Slingshot.
He shoots the Cherry Bombs at Cartman who threw Sticks of Dynamite causing a Explosion.
Bart then becomes in his Astral Form grabbing Cartman's Shoulders who screams but he get pushed in a Wall by Bart. Bart then threw a Flurry of Punches at Eric until he slams Cartman in the ground.
Now Eric angrily gets up and use his V-Chip shooting Electricity at Bart sending him into a Wall.
Bart then use his Skateboard smacking Cartman away but Eric threw more Lighting at Bart sending him until a Wall, Cartman shoots more Lighting at Bart but he blocks it with his Skateboard.
Bart use his StopWatch stopping Time throwing a Bunch of Cherry Bombs sending Eric to a wall.
Cartman was angrily so he runs at Bart, attacking him, punching him and pushing him to a Brick Wall and he becomed into The Coon so Bart becomed into Bartman.
Both punches eachother, until The Coon kicked Bartman in the Stomach and started to Slash Him many times but Bartman dodged the last attack and kicked The Coon in aside.
Bartman use his Grappling Hook at Coon's Stomach kicking him into the ground.
The Coon gets up and he angrily starts punching Bart into a wall, starting to grab Bart from his Foot starting to throw him into the ground many times, until he threw Bart into a Brick Wall, destroying it.
Eric Cartman: Die piece of Shit!
The Coon slashes Bartman's Face many times making Bartman yelled on Pain starting to Bleed until Coon grabs Bartman's Shirt sending him to a Wall.
Bartman then throws a Rock at Coon's Eye again making The Coon starts to scream and Bartman then kicks him into a Wall.
The Coon recovers and becomed into The Grand Wizard King.
The Grand Wizard King shoots a Magic Missile at Bartman stunning him and started shooting Lighting at Bartman sending him into a Wall.
The Grand Wizard King use a Lighter creating a Flame in front of Hair Product launching a Wall of Fire at Bartman who threw some Cherry Bombs at it, making an Explosion appears.
Bartman then smacks The Grand Wizard King with his Skateboard and shoot a Rock from his Slingshot at The Grand Wizard King's Eye and Bartman was running out of him.
Eric Cartman: Hey, fight me like a Man, Piece of Shit!
Bartman shoots Cherry Bombs at The Grand Wizard King from his Slingshot and he was laughing shooting them at The Grand Wizard King, making a Explosion sends him into a wall, bleeding.
The Grand Wizard King was slowly recovering and Bartman shoots another Cherry Bomb from his Slingshot but it collides with a Thunder making an Explosion.
Bartman was trying to shoot more Cherry Bombs at The Grand Wizard King but he saw he hasn't more Cherry Bombs.
Bartman: Oh boy...
Eric Cartman: Die Motherfucker!
He then threw Sticks of Dynamite at Bartman making an Explosion in where Bartman was, making he ends up dying incinerated.
K.O!
== AfterMath ==
Eric Cartman: Fuck You!
Eric Cartman then grabs his Cheesy Poof and he sit down on the Bench again eating them and he walked away seeing Stan, Kyle and Kenny telling them about the fight.
==Results==
The winner of this Fictional Fight is.... Eric Cartman!
==Alternative Ending==
The Grand Wizard King threw Sticks of Dynanmite at Bartman, but he runned out of them.
He then runs at The Grand Wizard King, smacking him with his Skateboard and he then starts to beat him up with his Skateboard making The Grand Wizard King ends up Bleeding.
Bartman then stoled The Grand Wizard King's Gun and he shoot a Bullet at him, making he ends up dying into a Bloody Mess.
K.O!
== AfterMath ==
Bart grabs Cartman's Cheesy Poof and he use his Skateboard and starts to eat the Cheesy Poof.
==Alternative Results==
The winner of this Fictional Fight is.... Bart Simpson!Category:What-If Fictional Fights
Category:Skyblazero
Category:Cartoon Only Themed Fights