A Royal Problem

Special guest - Ashley Leggat 
Musical guest - The Killers
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stomper: Wake Up The Masses!
Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight. take a deep breath... for a cartoon cramaganza!
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Bert Pence: here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
June: Okay, guys, She's gonna peek in on you, make sure you're all right. 
Slappy: We should be the ones checking in on her. 
Henry: Well, after that party you guys threw, I don't feel very comfortable with you guys staying here unsupervised. You got it? And another thing, he's gonna stay with you guys for a few days. 
Dolan: So, you don't feel comfortable leaving us alone, but you're okay leaving us with that psychopath? 
June: No, he's a great kid. It'll be fun. You know, it'll be, uh, a good bonding experience for you guys. 
Dolan: Uh, I'm pretty sure he would interpret "bonding experience" as super-gluing us together 
Anyways, here’s in the key of the sea 
Slappy: Did you guys hear that?
Hector: Hear what?
Slappy: Huh. Never mind.
Hector: Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.
Slappy: It was pretty crazy.
Ivan: Even that guy hung out with us.
Slappy: Yeah, he's not that bad after all.
Dolan: Hey! We missed a call
Narrator: what you're about to see is top secret. it's a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educate a caveman. they have been codenamed... The Prometheus and Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape 57, Shelter
Narrator: End.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Mimsie, Safety Queen, and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Ivan: This is where they told us to meet them, right?
Dolan: Well, yelled at us to meet them.
Hector: Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.
Lois: There you are.
Hector: Mom!
Helen: You know what? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe we’ll should take the lead on this one. You know, we keep a level head. 
Emily: Throw them a little Good Cop. 
Zach: tell them, mom
Jack: Okay.
Helen: Don't you "Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone including the hosts heard everything] because I am so angry and disappointed right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor! 
Henry: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.
Slappy: I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.
Nathan: Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy." 
Jodie: Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to the New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy."
Dolan: We're really sorry.
Lois: Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home. Do not smile. You guys are grounded.
Henry: [scoffs] When are we not grounded?
Lois: You'll be so old, you’ll be retired as hosts, and your hair will be gray.
Phil: Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Hector
Hector: I don't have fur.
Seriously, guys, the No-Fly List? Come on!
Slappy: At least we're not on the No-Drive List.
Dolan: There's no such thing as a No-Drive List
Ivan: Let's not overreact. 
June: The only reason we left home in the first place...
Phil: Guys, not now, okay? I worked my butt off on former cohost Erica’s album and because of you guys...I might not get to the record release! Not to mention, you've ruined this trip for us 
Henry: It's just, when you took helen and jack to...
Lois: I'm not in the mood to hear it, you’ll just make it worse.
Thank you for nothing.
Jack: We have dinner plans that I can't get out of. So if anything happens, we'll be at the villa.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Jack: Hi.
Helen: Hi. All right, you are not to leave this room. Do you understand, young man?
Yeah.
Ivan: You guys don't have to worry about us. We'll be on our best behavior tonight. We promise
Jack: I know you will, because I hired a babysitter to keep an eye on you.
All audience members (Genevieve, Liam, Blake, Zachary, Robert, Amber and Teala): Let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, The Killers!
The Killers: Step out into the Indian dust
I can feel the cracks in my spirit
They're starting to bust
Drive by your house, nobody's home
I'm trying to tell myself that I'm better off alone
All of my friends say I should move on
She's just another girl
Don't let her stick it to your heart so hard
And of all my friends say it wasn't meant to be
And it's a great big world
She's just another girl
Another girl
I went to see a fortuneteller
That was a trip
Maybe this confusion's got me losing my grip
I can't believe you're out there
Flying with somebody else, uh-huh
Now Jason's getting married in the blink of an eye
I got an invitation, but I didn't reply
Tell your little brother that we put down the gloves
And give him all of my love
All of my friends say I should move on
She's just another girl
Don't let her stick it to your heart so hard
And all of my friends say it wasn't meant to be
And it's a great big world
She's just another girl
I could be reeling 'em in left and right
Something's got a hold on me, tonight
Well, maybe all of my friends should confront
The fact that I don't want
Another girl
All of my friends say I should move on
All of my friends say
All of my friends say
All of my friends say
She's just another girl
Now why can't I sleep at night?
And why don't the moon look right
The sounds up, the TV's on
And it's a great big world
She's just another girl
Don't let her stick it to your heart, boy
She's just another girl
All of my friends say
She's just another girl
Another girl
audience members (Zachary): let’s give it all a hand for our musical guest, The Killers!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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