Reptilian Creatures

Oh, hello again Kiddies. I was just DIE-NING at my SLAY-VORITE restaurant. ROMANO'S MACARONI KILL ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I have to use my NOODLE here! But on the menu tonight, is a TASTY-TERRIFYING-TIDBIT, about a young lady who encounters some SHIVER-DWELLERS, called...
On a Summer evening, back in 1938, a young lady took sheets off of a clothes line down in the backwoods of northern-Georgia. As the sound of crickets chirping were heard, she sang: Oh, Susannah! and carried the basket of clothes away from the clothes line. A white clawed-hand rose up, out of the river nearby the clothes line, the white skin of the hand was like that of a reptile's skin. The white, reptilian-skinned-hand with the sharp yellow claws, clawed eerily at the riverbank. The young lady carried the basket through the back door of a house, walked through a kitchen and into a bedroom. She put the basket down on a bed, where a young man was sitting up in. He drank a bottle of gin. As the young woman sang Oh, Susannah!, the young man slapped her across her face suddenly, causing her to scream. "SHUT THE HECK UP, ALICE! Y'ALL HAVE TO SING LIKE A DANG MORON!" the young man shouted at her, meanly. "PLEASE, RALPH, LEAVE ME ALONE!" Alice screamed at him, begging. "PUT AWAY THEM CLOTHES LIKE A GOOD WIFE, ALICE!" Ralph shouted, meanly, and drank more of his gin. Alice cried and walked out of the bedroom then, holding her cheek that her husband hit. 
Alice cried in the kitchen, and she heard the sound of tapping on the kitchen-window. She rose her head up, standing there, and saw an eerie, reptilian-arm and hand of white, run its yellow claws across the outside of the window. Alice gasped in fear, putting her hand to her mouth. Ralph wandered into the kitchen then and took a swig from his gin bottle. "FOLD AND PUT THAT LAUNDRY AWAY, ALICE!" he shouted at her meanly. Ralph grabbed Alice's arm, causing her to scream in pain. The next morning, Alice sat out on her front porch, rocking in a rocking-chair with her arm that he had grabbed in a sling. She noticed the river had two figures within it, standing there, They were both four-feet-tall and had reptilian-skin of white. They were inhuman, with reptilian-eyes of white, and hissed, showing mouths of sharp-blackened-fangs. The reptilian creatures also had long necks and stepped out of the deep river. Alice put her good hand to her mouth in fear, got up quickly and hurried into the house. She looked out her kitchen window and saw Ralph arrive in a truck. He walked into the kitchen and frowned at his wife.
"WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST AT ALICE? I GO INTO TOWN TO BUY SOME MORE GIN AND BEER, AND COME HOME WITH NO DANG BREAKFAST ON THE TABLE?!" Ralph shouted angrily at her. "Please, Ralph, be patient" she said, begging him. "Ah, shut up! I'll dislocate your other arm like I did last evenin'!" Ralph threatened and Alice hurried out of the house. As she made if off of their front porch, Ralph ran out the front door, chasing her. Alice ran and fell by the river. Ralph got to her and a clawed-hand of one of the reptilian monsters grabbed him by his face just then. As it hissed at him, he screamed a muffled scream. Alice rolled onto her back and looked up, at the thing attack her husband, gnawing on the side of his head with its blackened-fangs. He screamed some more and fell to the ground. Alice sat up and saw that the thing was on top of him, making sounds of eating among his screams. The second reptilian creature walked over to Alice, and gently ran its yellow claws on its one hand through her hair and gripped her good wrist. She gasped in fear, but it helped her to her feet, and hissed eerily at her. As the monster with the pointy-ears blinked its reptilian-eyes of white, Alice slowly began to smile at it. The thing let go of her wrist and she rushed back to her front porch, among the sounds of eating and gnawing. Later on, Alice walked out to her porch and saw the two monsters carrying Ralph's skeleton down, into the deep river with them, as they hissed. When his skeleton and their heads went underwater, she smiled. 
Well, Alice ended up letting those monsters have a BONE-US for saving her ha-ha! As for poor Ralph, they had a BONE TO PICK WITH HIM hee-hee-hee! Well, that's it for my WATERED-DOWN-DITTY from the HACK-WOODS aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.