Sports in May

Musical guest: Paula DeAnda
in this one, the kids talk about some 90s cartoon shows
Act 5 - Henry and June introduces Paula DeAnda! On stage, the singer performs on stage
guest star - Joe Namath and Lisa Leslie
== Quotes ==
(cold open, where two hosts are outside the studio's roof terrace)
Corey: What do you think of the view?
Erica: It really puts things in perspective. I mean, from up here an entire world can seem utterly insignificant
Ryan: (offscreen) guys, where are you?
Holly: (offscreen) we can’t start the show without you
Erica: it’s our cohosts 
Corey: better go inside!
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: I'm Henry
June: and I’m June
both: and we're the hosts of… KaBlam!
Henry: today, we're gonna be talking about cartoon shows that we don’t do a sneak preview after the show's fourth season
June: at first, Dexter's Laboratory became the first Cartoon Cartoon in 1996
Henry: then, Three more series based on shorts debuted in 1997, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, and I Am Weasel, followed by The Powerpuff Girls in 1998 and Ed, Edd n Eddy in 1999
June: and concluded with Mike, Lu & Og and Courage the Cowardly Dog in 1999
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, Namath finds Children....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Henry: and that’s what happened in the end
Erica: thanks for sharing that, it was way cooler than the first show about an enthusiastic boy-genius with a hidden science laboratory in his room full of inventions
Corey: the second cartoon about a muscular young man who attempts to get women to date him
Ryan: the third show about the two talking animal siblings and the fourth one about a smart, noble, and successful weasel,
Holly: Or the fifth cartoon about three kindergarten-aged girls with superpowers
Simon: or the sixth surviving cartoon about three boys who live in a suburban cul-de-sac in the fictional town of Peach Creek along with fellow neighborhood children
Henry: In the world premiere of Namath Finds Children, the kids finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, my friend didn't want that chance and refused to participate, but thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what ya got, TV!
Fake June: Okay Boys and Girls it's time for a game on the arcade, our guest star Joe Namath will follow a bunch of kids who are playing. Okay here's the quiz, step 1 help joe follow the gang on what they are playing. Over to you, Joe.
Joe Namath: Thanks, June. I am going to follow some cohosts, can you find them? Good. Now let me find how to find them. Now, where are they yet?
Fake June: Not yet, Joe, don't worry. you'll find them anyway!
Joe Namath: I promise.
Fake June: Good. Keep trying buddy! I know you can find them!
Joe Namath: Okay i will find them!
Fake June: Joe is searching to find them, is he gonna find them or what?
Joe Namath: Almost find them! I think I found them! Yes! I did found them!
Fake June: Good job, Joe.
Joe Namath: I can hear them playing baseball
Fake June: listen.
Joe Namath: Yes! I heard them!
(Audience applauses)
All 7 cohosts: Thanks Joe!
Joe Namath: You're Welcome my sweet children!
Fake June: and that's it for the game of Namath finds Children!
Holly: didn't Billy and Mandy already appear on TV three months ago?
Simon: Well, I wouldn't worry about it. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.
Ryan: Well, I don't know. I think that after the theme song, Mandy was shown in front of a black screen speaking to the viewers in a creepy, sarcastic way
Corey: Oh really? I think it's one of the greatest shows on Cartoon Network that doubled our audience, but double ten people is like 20 people, so, I mean, what kind of numbers are we talking about here?
Declan: Don't be serious. It's a show and like the couple said, they concluded with Mike, Lu & Og and Courage the Cowardly Dog in 1999
Erica: Uh... I don't know about that. I mean, to me, the seventh cartoon about a 11-year-old Manhattan-born girl who enjoys the features of the tropical island, but misses the life she had in New York, and meets a self-appointed island princess and a boy-genius, and the eighth cartoon about a dog who lives with an elderly couple in a farmhouse in the middle of "Nowhere"
Corey: I don't know about that too. And besides, what's up with that children vs cartoon character thing?
Kayla: What is that? It's like 5 minutes of kids challenging toons to some sporty stuff?
Ryan: Oh, yeah, sure, tune me into that, so you do know the cartoon 
Erica: (sighs) oh well, I am not a fan.
Holly: You know, you're a real royal pain! (Walks off)
Erica: as long as she needs some me time, here’s Prometheus & Bob.
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #199: Paula DeAnda
End.
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we proudly present...
Erica: tonight’s musical guest…
Erica, Henry and June: Paula DeAnda!
Paula DeAnda: Kablam! 
Audience: Kablam! 
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Paula DeAnda: yay! (Sings) She's got green eyes and she's 5'5"
Long brown hair all down her back
Cadillac truck
So what
What's so special about that
She used to model, she's done some acting
So she weighs a buck 'o 5
And I guess that she's alright if perfection is what you like
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
Tell me what makes her so much better than me (so much better than me)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
And now you don't feel the same
I remember you would shiver everytime I said your name
You said nothing felt as good as when you gaze into my eyes
Now you don't care I'm alive
How did we let the fire die
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
What makes her so much better than me (so much better than me)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
That made you smile (me)
That made you laugh (me)
Me that made you happier than you have ever been, oh me
That was your world (me)
Your perfect girl
Nothing about me has changed
That's why I'm here wondering
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
(Crowd cheers as the three hosts re enter the stage)
Henry: okay! That’s our show
June: and we're outta here!
Henry: Before we go let’s give it up for our musical guest, Paula DeAnda
Erica: And a big thanks to our very special guest, Joe Namath!
(Mr. Foot placing Joe Namath in the trunk of a car)
Henry: Okay! We'll…
Erica, Henry, June and Paula DeAnda: see you next time!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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