School bathrooms SUCK!

School bathrooms SUCK! is an episode of Squidcast. It is also the First Episode.
==Transcript==
Squidward:
Hello Everybody. Merry Christmas to you all out there, welcome to the first episode of Squidcast.
I was forced to say that. Anywho, where would you take a dump? Outside? I know a dump outside. It's yellow and is a square. 
But other than Outside, there are many places. One in specific is the bathroom. And where do you normally find these so called "Bathrooms"? In your home. So what happens, when a 47 year old parent is sending their kids to 7 hour Juvie? Obviously, they need to dump or piss. "But Squidward-" (in a horrible toddler impression) I hear the young ones watching (please get off) "You said you can only "bAtHrOoMs" at home!"
Yeah. Well, they are at school too.
"WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thats right! Now what happens when SCHOOL BATHROOMS are mixed with WEIRD, DUMB KIDS???
The most disgusting and atrocious place on earth! The only positive to them is that they are on my list of Places that Make me Want to Die!!!
Now. what makes its so bad its on my list of Places that Make me Want to Die!!!?
Well, I have multiple stories. Ones that make you really t h i n k. And for the parents that want to t h i n k , Please consider signing out your kids at around 3 minutes after their start time, or, if they are in high school, force them to drop out!
The Epic awesome hot sweat oily handsome Narrator:
QUIRKS AND STUFF
S.0quidward:
So around 7th grade, I started selling sponges to SpongeBob. Obviously, since hes so dumb, he actually ate them! Cannibalism in Bikini Bottom back then was a big wildfire.You couldn't go to sleep 1 night without somebody being eaten- It could've even been YOU! yeah, it was crazy. Now one day, I went to the bathroom and saw SpongeBob just licking Sponges up off of the floor. Obviously, I stomped on him. And got a Detention??? Like- WHAT??? That sucks.
In 8th grade was a weird experience, somebody put a Car in the sink! I didn't there were cars above quality of 1! (Expect for that Patty Wagon, its glorious...) Seriously though, how did you even get a car in the school without anybody noticing??? You must be Micheal Krabson "smooth criminal" over there. Actually, it might have Mr. Krabs...
SOMEBODY PUT THEIR FECES ON THE FLOOR!
Thats right. Somebody released feces on the Floor. Instead of the Stall. This was around high school, though id expect it from un- potty trained babies. IT WAS MR. KRABS!
I need Mr. Krabs, almost immediately.
Alright, another time, we were washing our hands, and then some kid pulled out a hammer and started beating up this kid, thankfully a teacher came in and supposedly shot him (i think so, i didn't seem him at all the rest of the year. Though he still had his school pictures, so i guess he was alive, i dont know)
and that was only half of it, okay, BYE