Hold-up Junkie

A feline? junkie who stages a hold-up at a convenience store, but makes the mistake of doing so with Norman behind him.
When he reaches the front of the queue, the junkie pulls a gun on the cashier, yelling "GIMMIE THE MONEY!" This fails to amuse Norman, who is already cranky from having to buy more milk and potentially miss watching his cartoons. The junkie threatens him with the gun, but Norman points out that it's an Enfield Mark 2, and an antique. Meanwhile, the cashier escapes during their argument.
Angry, the junkie threatens Norman further, before realising this is a big mistake. Norman points out that the cashier is calling the police, so there's realistically no payoff in continuing with the hold-up. Backed into a corner, the junkie demands Norman's money, but Norman counters that the gun probably doesn't even work, or it would have gone off already from how much the junkie is shaking. Norman then demands proof that the gun works, so the junkie successfully fires it at the ceiling... giving Norman an opening to grab his wrist and pummel him into oblivion, then throw him into the chiller cabinet.
When the cashier returns, Norman attempts to buy the milk, then asks her for some wet wipes, as the junkie's blood "really fucking burns!"
Norman then gets off with a slap on the wrist, because when the media picks up on the story, they portray the incident as the junkie "deserves what he gets!"
Category:Characters
Category:Felines
Category:Unnamed