Overnight Success

Episode 2 of SBFW Ultimate
== Transcript ==
Crazy: now who’s ready to go, ultimate?
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Crazy: anyone?
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[bert]: nah, i’ve got things to do. like fapping.
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Travis: So that version of Matchy faps in class?
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Matchy: That is not me, that is Bert Sampson.
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Purps: Crazy, we need to find someone who acts mostly the same across all their versions! Then it’ll be easy for them to go ultimate!
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Crazy: purps, i dont think your iq is too big. that’s a horrible idea.
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ZPW Granite: This is boring. In times like these, I remember when I made The CringeCube Show. I wish I would have never done it.
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Granite: Same!
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SBNFW Granite: Agreed. But y’know what I hate worse? Overnight Success.
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Granite: I agree too!
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ZPW Granite: Still think The CringeCube Show is worse. But Overnight Success is still pretty bad.
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Crazy: huh. everyone, we need to first find the people who acts mostly the same across their different versions, then it’ll be easy for them to go ultimate!
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Purps: Ugh.
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Campsite Purps: Feeling down? We can play Minecraft, the best game ever, later today.
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Crazy: i think the first person to go ultimate should be Granite!
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Granite: Yeah, that makes sense. But, how do we do that exactly?
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Crazy: just walk down a trail and tell your life story, i guess. here, SquidClone can entertain you guys.
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SquidClone: Hi, I’m the most popular fanon character!
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Hoopla: Uh-Huh-Hoo-Pla!
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Crazy: well you better get going! it’s getting late! make sure it becomes a success!
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Granite: If it works, I guess you could call it, an “Overnight Success”.
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SquidClone: I don’t get it.
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Crazy: move along!
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(On the trail, which is next to a busy road)
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Granite: So, what Granites are here?
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ZPW Granite: You already know me.
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SBNFW Granite: And me!
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TD Granite: I’m voiced by Simon Cowell. I know, it sounds weird.
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Campsite Granite: I’m possessed by a ghost to actually love Overnight Success! It’s sooooo good! (please, let me out)
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SBFW High Granite: I only know one thing, which is 5 to the 8th power divided by 4.
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Granite: That’s everyone?
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SquidClone: Yeah, you haven’t appeared in too many shows.
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Granite: So, how do we combine and go “ultimate”?
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SquidClone: Maybe you should-
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(A shadowy figure pops out from the bushes)
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???: Hey, you guys, give me your money. You’re being mugged.
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SquidClone: You can’t mug us! That’s illegal!
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???: I know, that’s why i’ve ordered someone else to do it.
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(Another figure pops out of the shadows)
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The Tattletale Strangler: GIVE US YOUR MONEY OR ELSE, YOU GET STRANGLED!
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SquidClone: AHHH! RUN AWAY!
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Granite: I thought the machine only exploded alternate users and good fanon characters out!
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The Tattletale Strangler: Wrong.
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Everyone: AHHHHHH!
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(Meanwhile, in Jack’s House)
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Polar: I’ve only now realized how badly I’ve written SBFW Go! Characters to be.
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Go! Polar: What do you mean? This is great! Wouldn’t you want to have a window fetish?
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Travis: I also agree. This is great!
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TTT Travis: This is the only time I’ll ever be happy at Jack. He made me alive! Actually, now thinking about it…
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Discord Travis: You guys wanna make another demotion request for Jasbre on the crib?
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Discord Jasbre: I left the crib, remember?
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Crazy: i bet you’ll come back.
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Go! Jasbre: Nope! I got better things to do, like that gardening show, which I would have done by now…
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Polar: Are you talking to me or…?
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(Ring! Ring!)
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Crazy: that’s for me. (picks up phone) hello?
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Granite: THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER IS AFTER US!
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SquidClone: HELP!
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Crazy: ah welp, too bad for you. bye-
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ZPW Granite: He has a boss!
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Crazy: huh. well not like i can believe that-
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TD Granite: It’s true!
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Crazy: well i can always trust Simon Cowell, so…
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SquidClone: No time to talk now! Bye! (hangs up)
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Crazy: this gives me a bad feeling…
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Han Star: Tell me about it. I always say “I got a bad feeling about this”!
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Crazy: you’re not funny.
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Han Star: Aww.
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(Back to Granite & Friends)
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Granite: We can’t run forever!
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SquidClone: I thought having more legs would be easier, but trust me, it’s not.
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The Tattletale Strangler: Run run run, as fast as you can, I can catch you, because I’m the-
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TD Granite: Gingerbread Man?
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The Tattletale Strangler: What? I was going to say “Tattletale Strangler”. That’s just weird.
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TD Granite: Everything about me is weird. Hopefully there will one day be a challenge to see who can be the weirdest-
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The Tattletale Strangler: SHUT UP! Doesn’t matter now, you’re cornered!
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All Granites: Guys, I feel weird! Hey, our talking is synchronised! 
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(All Granites start to glow)
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SquidClone: Of course! A life or death situation starts the process of becoming ultimate! Quick! Someone do a distraction!
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SBFW High Granite: Hey biggie, what’s 5 to the 8th power divided by 4?
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The Tattletale Strangler: Well um…
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SquidClone: This!
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(SquidClone punches The Tattletale Strangler in the face)
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The Tattletale Strangler: OW!
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(All Granites start glowing really bright and float into the air)
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The Tattletale Strangler: What the?! Am I seeing things!?
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All Granites: Ahh!
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(BOOM!)
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Ultimate Granite: It worked!
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SquidClone: All right!
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The Tattletale Strangler: Get away from me! You demon! (He runs away, and trips on a rock) ow.
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Everyone: Haha!
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Ultimate Granite: So I guess it was an overnight success!
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SquidClone: Yep! Let’s go home and report to Crazy.
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(At Jack’s Home)
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Joey: Ahh! There’s too many Plutos! There’s that normal one, then there’s the other versions, and that’s a dwarf planet!
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DP Pluto:Hello..
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Joey: How can I tell the difference?
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Pluto: I don’t know.
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Clubhouse Pluto: What do I do? I don’t have enough room in the clubhouse for these people!
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(SquidClone and Ultimate Granite walk in)
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Ultimate Granite: We did it!
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SquidClone: And we figured out how to go ultimate.
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