The Way of the Platypus

"The Way of the Platypus" is a song featured in the Phineas and Ferb episode, "Doof Dynasty".
==Lyrics==
Rick: Oh yeah!
In other circumstances you might fail,
'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail.
You're not a platypus, but I'm gonna see you sweat...
All: Milk!
Rick: We're going to see how much you can take,
I'm going to work you through your union break.
You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you're gonna get?
All: Silk!
Rick: But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you're a wuss:
It's the way of the Platypus!
But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout!
You're gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water,
Swing over muck for some reason.
At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining
And look up into the sky-y...
You'll stand on a post with your arms out,
Hey, these flowers are way out of season!
You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man,
And move big, heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind...
But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you're a wuss:
It's the way of the Platypus!
It's the way of the Platypus!
==Background Information==
*Rick Cowling reports that he was called in to perform the song when Robbie Wyckoff was not available. Cowling states: "The session was OCT 2, 2010 at Danny's studio. He wanted a cross between AC/DC and [Axl] Rose".
==Errors==
*As the song starts, the three hairs on Perry's head are absent.
*When Baljeet tries to chop the block of wood in half, Ferb's bigger eye is in front of his smaller eye.
==Allusions==
*Way of the Dragon - The song is similarly named to Way of the Dragon, a movie Bruce Lee produced, directed and starred in.
*The Karate Kid - The moment with Buford and the sponge could be an allusion to The Karate Kid. The "crane" move the kids use on Doofus Khan is also in this movie.
*Star Wars - A Yoda-like character uses The Force to lift a heavy object, just like in the Star Wars Series.
*Rocky - Some of the sequences are similar with many Rocky movies, especially scenes were Rocky trains to become stronger. Also, the ending of the song mirrors the ending of Rocky III.
*Platoon - The part where Baljeet throws his arms in the air during is a reference to the famous scene in this movie, where Elias fell to his knees with arms in the air.
*Mulan - The song may be an allusion to the song I'll Make a Man Out of You from the Disney film Mulan, where Shang teaches an army of men to be true soldiers.
*Dio - The high-energy vocals and the way the song addresses the listener as "you" are somewhat like Dio's Holy Diver: Race for the morning / You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light / Oh we will pray it's all right.
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