Butt Balloons In Your Pocket

This is a farting, talking keychain from the Class Clowning Line by Emanation; it's white with blue buttons and features the voice of Janice Kawaye as Kam Chin providing delightfully goofy lines after each of his farting noises. There are also 3 hidden secret farts and accompanying messages when 2 button are pushed simultaneously.
== The Noises and Phrases ==
# ("Leaky latex lingerer" fart) Oopsie, it looks like somebody's party popped!
# ("Rubber ripper" fart) Now, that's what I call a record-breaking bottom-bomb explosion!
# ("piano soloist" fart) I toot just like a piano!
# ("Prodigy poot" fart) I'm a flatulence genius-you should get my autograph, too!
# ("Beethoven bumper" fart) Roll over, Beethoven-I'm a farting master!
# ("Schumann squeaker" fart) That was my squeaky piano bench impression!
# HIDDEN SECRET ONE (activated by pushing the top two buttons:) ("Treble tickler" fart) That was my butt auditioning for a light opera!
# HIDDEN SECRET TWO (activated by pushing the top two buttons:) ("Bassline thumper" fart) I'm into the groove of farts!
# HIDDEN SECRET 3 (activated by pushing the top two buttons:) ("Brahms boomer" fart) Ah, the distinct bouquet of butt!