A LETTER FROM ZALTSMAN'S AFRICAN COUSIN !!!!!!!

helo john and tom the producer,
and jambo to that traitor.
i would like to inform you that the other guy u keep talking to on the bugle is my cousin who ran away and left us for dead during the apartheid years in south africa. yes andy zaltsman abandoned us when the british where leaving africa simply because he was slightly lighter skinned than us..in real sense andy is an albino.he just so happened to have been cought wearing a white womans wig on that day of the disgraceful exodus..why,why did you live us andy?we are hosting the world cup next year 2010 i hope it really bites u in the face because you cant be a genuine part of the home teams fans..in fact his real name is ANDILELE ZALITIMANINA.
KWAHERI
walter matungwa
TANZANIA
Fuck you Chris!!