Susan TV: Behind the Scenes (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Hey, everyone. It's me, Susan. I'm here to talk about how I am able to make Susan TV, despite being just a little girl."
Ava: "I'm pretty sure it's easy how you do it."
Susan: "OK, OK. First, I get my friends, and sometimes guest stars to write scripts." 
Anne: "Hmm... let's see..."
Sasha: she writes for her toon
Anne: "Whatcha writin'?"
Sasha: "My adventures fighting against Tails."
Anne: "Cool thing!"
Sasha: "And Cream."
Anne: "AND CREAM?"
Sasha: "Yes, you know that. Heads sends me searching for her and Tails every time Tails has a plan I disagree with."
Anne: "You have a Super Wispon, right?"
Sasha: "Yes, I do."
Anne: "And one of the Wisps is the Crimson Eagle. I know that the Giant Eagle always destroys the porkers' structures in the game Enraged Avians. Maybe you could reference that."
Sasha: "Hey! Great idea!" she puts that reference down
Susan: "Second, they animate, and usually, someone else does each other's animating, having a better idea of how to make said thing into a toon. It's usually Anne."
Anne: “Hey, Sasha, May I animate?”
Sasha: “Sure. Why not? You’re the expert at art. Also remember to keep your chew toy on your mouth.”
Anne: she bites on a chew toy while making the animation for Sasha’s toon
Sasha: “Take your time. I’m patient.”
Ivy: “Are you sick?”
Sasha: she stares at Ivy, looking annoyed
Ivy: “What?”
Sasha: “Anyways…”
Swift: off screen “Hey, Susan! Why did you ignore my toon making?”
Susan: “Oops.” she pans the camera toward Swift and zooms in
Swift: “Yeah. Anne needs to animate this.”
Susan: “OK, then.”
Swift: “She is the expert after all.”
Susan: “Third step. Get Oliver and Isabella to compose for your toon.”
Oliver: “Fox cub girl! We are both music geeks. Can you help me compose the music for all of these toons?”
Isabella: “Oh, I’d love to.”
Lucy: “I’m making a Tim and Jared reference! Are you sure you can compose classic styled music like the ones you’d hear right after medieval times?”
Oliver: “We took classes in all music genres. Don’t worry.”
Meanwhile in Acorn Castle…
Sophie: she writes about Sally hibernating
Sally: “Wait, I don’t hibernate! I actually love the snow!”
Sophie: “Eh, it’d be cool to make a reference to PoriferanNoah RoundShirt’s Hibernation-Walking episode. A PoriferanNoah RoundShirt reference”
Sally: “Why does everyone love PoriferanNoah so much?”
Sophie: "Mom, please don't interfere with my writing of this toon. You can animate for me, though."
Sally: "Hmm..."
Sophie: she activates Femerl "Go to wherever Anne is!"
Femerl: she runs to Susan TV studio
Sophie: "Go, my Gizoid."
Back to Susan TV Studio...
Femerl: she goes outside the window and scans Anne and gets her art abilities and runs back to Sophie
Robotic Narrator: "Nevermind, we're back to Acorn Castle."
Acorn Castle
Sophie: "Animate my script!"
Femerl: she makes a cartoon out of Sophie's script for a toon
Sophie: "Good work, my Gizoid. Time to invade Susan TV whenever its first episode airs. Everyone will be shocked!"
Susan TV Studio
Robotic Narrator: "Again."
Ivan: "Tim and Jared? PoriferanNoah? Baloney Toons is way better, Like come on! Crawly Coney is the most iconic cartoon character ever!"
Curd: "Hey! I should name myself Curd Coney!"
Ivan: he writes I'm Hunting Rabbits "Maybe I can make myself insert a finger on the gun of the porker."
Curd: "I don't mind you making Porkchop the antagonist. In the first Crawly Coney cartoon, the hunter was Bacon Boar."
Mia: "Oh! I think I remember the time when I was 4 and one of my friends roasted my parents!"
Ivy: "How are they still alive?"
Mia: she stares at Ivy and blows her away "That's something I want to write." she writes Moonshines and Sunshines Are Back
Ava: "Wanna get controversial? Time for me to write my short." she writes "Juicy!"
Ricotta: "Curd, how do I write a short on your quality level?"
Curd: "Simple! A short toon must have a setup. Wanna write a short about vanilla ice cream? I think I have a good joke for this one."
Ricotta: "How do we make you not look like a jerk in front of the people watching this?"
Curd: "I don't know."
Ricotta: "This needs an S Tier writer."
Anne: "Don't worry. I wrote a lot."
Susan: "Well that's all the steps to making a Susan TV short. Thanks for watching!"
The End!
Robotic Narrator: "Sorta."
Susan: "Yeah. I have a deleted toon to show to all of you. Presenting my own deleted toon!"
== Whatever Happened To The Starfall Islands? (Song) ==
Susan: "Kronos Island is a lively jungle
But in exploring that island, you sure will bungle!"
Swift: "My dad saved my mom in the island
But his other being corrupted he still couldn't stand!"
Susan: "So he went to the island of Ares!
Now listen to the information on this!"
Sasha: "Because of him being very fast and alert
Sonic saved Knuckles in that rough desert!"
Heads: "We move on to the very hot and rocky-"
he became stern "Please do not get too cocky..."
Curd: "Chaos Island with a genius fox
Sonic needed to save him, so yeah, that sucks."
Song gets interrupted
Heads: "It's SUCKED."
Curd: "I wanted it to rhyme."
Heads: "Verb inconsistency. Grammar error."
Curd: "It's a song!"
Song continues
Bomber: "Did I forget to mention the titans in the three islands?
There's Giganto in the Kronos Island of the plants..."
Ivan: "A Wyvern flying through the coarse yellow sands
And a Knight in that hot rocky land!"
Song gets interrupted
Heads: "We used that before in the song."
Ivan: "Whatever."
Song continues
Ricotta: "Rhea Island, nothing interesting
Though it is great for resting!"
Mia: "Here's Ouranos Island
It was my dad's last stand
Before he defeats the End!
Dad helped in defeating it
But we mostly thank Sage's wit
And that's how the story ends, my friend!"
Song Ends
Crowd Cheered
Ava: "I'm jealous now. How did you get six lines, Mia?"
Mia: "I don't know. I have more musical talent than you do."
The End! (Really!)
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