What kobolds are and aren't

== What Kobolds are and aren't ==
Kobolds are a rat like race that live all over azeroth.
== What they aren't ==
* Kobolds are not smart.
* Kobolds are not english majors.
* Kobolds are not fuzzy little pets to keep in your house.
* Kobolds are not demented gnomes.
* Kobolds are not attractive.
* Kobolds are not chewy, gummy, tasty or tangy.
* Kobolds are not ninja looters, but they aren't much better.
* Kobolds are not friendly, unless you are a rat.
* Kobolds are not an evolution of Pikachu.
* Kobolds are not good at shaving, those hairy rodents.
* Kobolds are not night vision capable, why do you think they like their candle so much?
* Kobolds are not Mankrik's Wife.
* Kobolds are not food, unless you are a Mine Spider.
== Questions a Kobold might answer ==
"Can I take your candle ?"
"Are you afraid of me ?"
"Could you attack me please ?" 
"Would it be dangerous if I set off all this dynamite" (remember, Kobolds are for lighting anything that looks like a candle)
"Does someone need a hug ?"
"What would Goldtooth do ?"
==Kobold fashion ==
Burning wax candles on top of your tender scalps are a hit, remember, fashion is pain.
Ripped clothes are awesome, even awesomer when covered in dirt.
A few missing teeth make you look like a hockey player, everyone loves hockey players.
Let everything be hairy, it's good for the winter.
== This page ==
is a tribute to the What is a Gnoll page