Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter is the ninth episode in SpongeBob and Jimmy Neutron: The Series. Preceeding it is Squidward Takes ANGER MANAGEMENT and succeeding it is TBA.
==Transcript==
*Patrick: Recently I have taken a fondness into collecting hats.
*(Patrick sees a sign that says "Hats for sale!")
*Patrick: Woah guys, check this out!
*Sheen: All I see is text I can't comprehend.
*Jimmy: That says "Hats for sale!".
*Sheen: Looked like "Ahts ot Sal."
*Jimmy: Ok....
*Patrick: I REALLY want those hats!
*SpongeBob: Ok, then lets call the number.
*Patrick: 223-786-5059
*(Phone rings and someone picks up)
*Hat Seller: Hello.
*Patrick: I want your finest hat!
*Hat Seller: Hmm... And what do you have?
*Patrick: $1500 immediately, $200 a month for the next year!
*Hat Seller: Deal. Talk to me if you want anymore!
*SpongeBob: Patrick! Do you realize how much you paid for that? You could get much other important stuff than a hat!
*Patrick: No! Hats are awesome, nothing else!
*Patrick: In fact, let me get another one at my house!
*AT PATRICKS HOUSE
*Patrick: I'll give $2000 for that hat!
*Seller #2: Ok!
*(SpongeBob and friends burst into his house)
*Sheen: Don't you think you're a little addicted?
*Patrick: Of course not, I only have $7654 left.
*Jimmy: I thought you said you had $20000.
*Patrick: I bought it from some guy on the street, I think it was Squidward's hat for his baldness.
*SpongeBob: Perhaps.
*Seller #2: Hey guys, can I join your conversat-
*All: NO!
*Seller #2: Ok!
*All: GET--OUT!
*(Seller #2 is seen walking outdoors; suddenly Squidward has an idea)
*Squidward: I have the solution.
*(A delivery truck is seen loading all of Patrick's hats away)
*Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The End
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