SmackDown 22/5/18

VacantForHOF's opening statement:
"WHAT IS UP FUCKBURGERS, It’s ya boi, VacantForHOF hot of the control table for your A brand’s card. So why wait. Let’s give it a – 
*Phone rings …*
God damn it. 
*Picks up phone*
 Hello?... Yes… Wait… MOTHERFUCKER DID YOU RING ME SO I COULDN’T KICK YOUR ASS?... Yes… YES… NO FUCK YOU…. NO. FUCK. YOU. FINE!
*Hangs up*
Oi! Get here! That was my grandmother, take this bat, Break her knee caps. Ok? Ok.
NOW! Here is your card… Oh… and match that I have to put here… nothing to do with you PEONS so move along. HERE WE GO."
== Card ==
No.	Match 	Stipulation 	Notes 	Winner
1 	Felix_Wyn vs RyRyLLoyd 	Singles 	Money in the Bank pre-qualifier 	RyRyLloyd
2 	CaptainConundrum54 vs YourBuddyChurch 	Triple Threat 	 	CaptainConundrum54
3 	The New Age Advantage (New_AgeAdvantage & Steve_Chandler__) vs ArtichokeJoe and ElDaboFuego 	Tag Team 	 	ArtichokeJoe and ElDaboFuego
4 	Hakkis007 vs Tenorman85 	Singles 	 	DRAW via double no-show
5 	VacantForHOF vs DerLaubi vs CaptainConundrum54 vs Zquest13 vs Pinkerton55 vs DealerTokes 	6-man Clusterf**k	Money in the Bank pre-qualifier 	DRAW between VacantForHOF and Zquest13 while defeating the other four.
6 	Bow to None (ThePruef & TheCivilizedGamer) vs The New Age Advantage (DealerTokes & New_AgeAdvantage)	Unsanctioned
Tag Team match	 	Bow to None (ThePruef & TheCivilizedGamer)
7 	AurumVocem vs TheRandomGuy199 	Singles 	Winner qualifies for the Money in the Bank match at Money in the Bank.	DRAW
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