Patrick Is Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

Patrick Is Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
Jeff Foxworthy: Welcome to Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader! Let's welcome tonight's contestant, from Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean, Earth, Patrick Star!
(The crowd goes wild.)
Patrick: Thank you, thank you.
Jeff Foxworthy: Now, me and my mustache want you to win a lot of money tonight, so here's how it's gonna go down. You pick a category, answer the question behind that category, and listen to my stale redneck jokes.
Patrick: Okay. I'll choose first grade geography.
(Jeff Foxworthy reads the question as it appears on the giant screen above them.)
Jeff Foxworthy: "This state is commonly associated with Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Patrick: Seattle!
Jeff Foxworthy: One: Seattle isn't a state. Two: You're an idiot.
(The crowd laughs.)
Jeff Foxworthy: Tell him what he's won, announcer!
Announcer: You win ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Patrick: Don't I at least win the board game?
Announcer: No, but since we're nice, we'll give you a board, an actual wooden board.
(An attractive woman in a sparkly dress gives the wooden board to Patrick.)
Patrick: I'll never get bored with this board! Get it? The pun?
Jeff Foxworthy: Leave the horrible jokes to me, starfish.
(What a twist!)
Category:The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star
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Category:2013
Category:2010s