The Thieves Guild Quest/Spoiler

==Required Equipment==
*10 Elephant Tusks
*2,000 gps
*6,000 gps OR Archpostman of the Postman Guild and a Postman Hat
*A lot of travel money (~2210 gp)
==Method==
(You can get the 10 elephant tusks before the mission to save you some time)
Talk to Dorian in Thais and say "hi" then "thieves". He will then invite you to join the Thieves Guild. (Dorian is located just a few squares west of Gamel, underneath the docks just east of the boat, ().)
===Mission 1: Ivory Poaching===
Collect 10 elephant tusks and report back to Dorian.
===Mission 2: Burglary===
Buy some Lock Picks from Dorian, its recommended to buy from 3 to 10. Now travel to Carlin and visit Sarina's general store (here). Use the vines on the side of her house to travel into her locked room. Use the lock picks to break open her chest. Steal the vase and report back to Dorian
===Mission 3: Invitation===
Dorian would like you to earn his guild an invitation to the King's ball. You can achieve this by visiting Oswald (here), east of the temple in Thais, say "invitation". It will cost you 1000 gold. Report back to Dorian when you receive the Invitation.
===Mission 4: Bridge Robbery===
Go to Outlaw Camp and find Snake Eye (here). Say 'documents' and he will tell you to go see Ahmet in Ankrahmun (north of depot, here).
Go to Ahmet and say 'documents'. Sometimes, he will hand over the documents for the gold with no fuss. However, he may tell you that Nomads from the oasis north of Ankrahmun (here) have killed someone dear to him, and asks you to kill at least one of them. When complete this task he will forge the Deed of Ownership for you for a fee of 1000 gp.
The next step is to go find Percybald who is normally east of Carlin (here)temple near the east gate. Speak to him and say 'disguise' and he will ask you to go take a copy of the script in the prop room at the theatre (east of the temple). Once you get it go back to him, speak to him and say 'test'. He will say lines from the script and you'll have to say the line which follows according to the script. Eventually he will give you the disguise kit. DONT USE IT YET!!
Go to Venore and find Nurik under the depot on the eastern side -1 (here). Disguise yourself with the disguise kit (After using the disguise kit, you will have 5 minutes before you return to your normal appearance). Greet him and say 'dwarven bridge'. He will trade you the Deed of Ownership for the The Famous Mina Losa Painting. Report to Dorian.
===Mission 5: Enforcing Debts===
Go to the smugglers cave (here), north west of Port Hope. When -1 go down the ladder North-east, then go along untill you can head south, follow that path down the ladder, below you will find a quest door with a chest. Retrieve the Stolen Golden Goblet and report to Dorian.
===Mission 6: Fishnapping===
There are 2 methods to complete this quest.
First method: Go to Liberty Bay. Go the Jewel Shop, north east corner of Liberty Bay. Talk to Chantalle (here) and ask her for "key". She says it is not possible to bribe her, she also says that Herbert, the postman in Liberty Bay, is easy to bribe.
Now go to Herbert (inside the depot) and say "hi", "letter", "gold", "yes". He will take 1,000 gps. from you in exchange for a letter.
Now, head Venore and find NPC Carina (bank, east depot here). She will sell you a Precious Necklace for 5,000 gps. Once you have the precious necklace, go back to Liberty Bay and talk to Chantalle again. Say "Key", and she will give you the key.
Second method: You wear a Post Officers Hat in your helmet slot and talk to Bertram (here) if your character is female or Chantalle (here) if your character is male to get the key and complete this mission. (Note: You must be Arch Postman rank for this to work!). Ask about a key and he/she will mention how handsome you look in your uniform and then give you the key for the door upstairs.
When you have the key, go upstairs of Chantalle's Jewel Shop and open the door. Inside, use the Goldfish Bowl (Object) and a Fishnapped Goldfish will appear in your backpack. Report back to Dorian.
===Mission 7: Blackmail===
Go to the guard's barracks in Venore (first road you come by when heading east from south west gate). Go two floors up (to ) and 'use' the Chest of Drawers (Quest) in the room. Once you get the Compromising Letter, report back to Dorian.
===Mission 8: Message===
*Go to the second ground floor in Dark Cathedral (here). Switch all six levers in the circle and then go through the Teleport in the Middle of the Floor.
The switches are where the blue dots are.
*Once you have switched the first lever, head fast to the other levers as they reset after approximately 1 minute. Once all levers are enabled, the teleporter in the middle will be active.
Be prepared to face: Assassins, Dark Monks, Witches, Dark Apprentice, Dark Magicians, Demon Skeletons, Stone Golems and Hunters.
*When you are in the 3rd walk north and 'use' the note between the demon trophies on the wall. The white circle is where you must place the warning.
If you are with a team, it may take some time for the note to reset once it is placed upon the wall.
Finally, report to Dorian and claim your reward in the room next to him.
==Transcripts==
===Mission 1: Ivory Poaching===
===Mission 2: Burglary===
===Mission 3: Invitation===
===Mission 4: Bridge Robbery===
This next part is just an example, the transcript may vary, Percybald will say lines from the script and you'll have to say the line which follows according to the script you can see here.
===Mission 5: Enforcing Debts===
===Mission 6: Fishnapping===
First Method:
Second Method:
===Mission 7: Blackmail===
===Mission 8: Message===
==Notes==
Prior to October 23 the compromising letter from mission 7 was hidden under the pillow of a bed. It was changed because the 9.7 update bugged quests involving the use of beds.