Sidney Walker

Sidney "Sid" Walker is a supporting character in North Park. He is a 4th grade student at North Park elementary.
== Background ==
Born with Palsy and minor brain damage, Sidney cant walk unaided without his cane and has trouble moving the upper right side of his body. Sidney grew up with crude, hyperactive and occasionally neglectful or abusive parents, and not many people who he could relate to as his disability made it hard to talk about anything other than how helpless and useless he was. Sidney stumbled upon some message boards one day and his life changed forever, now a massive tinfoil head who's been indoctrinated into the cripple conspiracy of the day the world enacts a mass eugenics campaign in order to cull all cripples on sight. He's been preparing for that doomsday ever since, keeping a handgun to himself at all times just in case. 
== Appearance ==
Sidney has short grey-green hair, and his head is cocked to the left due to his palsy limiting his control over the upper right side of his body. He carries a cane around to assist him in walking, and wears an ill fitting teal shirt with white and magenta pattern on the front, with tattered brown pants and unproperly laced shoes. He frequently carries a firearm on him.
Sid is, somehow, rated by most to be the most physically attractive kid in class, and his handsome appearance is noted by many. This does not, however, make him particularly popular due to his difficult personality.
== Personality ==
Sid is very erratic and spazzes out often about anything that could potentially be a danger to him. He finds it hard to trust people as they could have ulterior motives and if he ever lets his guard down, then he's done for. He loves video games as he can indulge in his fantasies without pushback and despite mostly using one hand, can dominate the multiplayer genre with relative ease. Sid has an interest in human psychology and the spread of information in all sorts of ways. Sid hates being the center of attention, often preferring loneliness, and wont hesitate to protest when his face or name is on anything official. Sid refuses to have his picture taken under any circumstances, he hates picture day and writes whole schizo essays on how the media is influenced by sinister forces. Sid likes the more gritty realistic themes of Sci-Fi, not that pussy space magic shit and hopes to write documentaries when he's older. 
== Family ==
==== Darwin and Elizabeth Walker ====
A pair of excitable and immature people in their mid-twenties with an affinity for guns, hunting and partying, who eternally behave like college kids. Sid's parents met as teenagers at a party back in their home country of Australia. They moved to America with Sid after the Australian gun ban has been passed to continue indulging in their biggest hobby as a family.
The two often neglect Sid or push him around, poking fun at his disability and schizo talk and teasing at his friends and hobbies, not out of hatred but rather as a result of their crude nature and an inability to behave like responsible adults; Whereas their irresponsible and childish behavior may be considered fun by most kids, Sid tends to dislike it. Despite this, they all bond as a family over their mutual interest in firearms.
==== Sydney Walker ====
Sid's cousin from Australia- a much tougher, more confident, capable and overall better specimen than him.
== Relationships ==
==== Lisa ====
Her and Sid are good friends who share many interests in regard to video games and conspiracies. They mostly socialize online.
==== Posie ====
Sid didn't like Posie at first- She was popular, likeable, attractive, social, everything he was disillusioned by. Whereas she, in turn, saw him as nothing more than a poor, disabled kid who has trouble fitting in, and should be handled as gently as possible. When they finally got the chance to interact, though, they both learned that they like each other a lot more than they thought, and perhaps a lot more than either of them is willing to admit...
==== Rulf ====
Although they share a similar insecurity and anger towards the world, Sid and Rulf don't actually get along very well, seeing as Rulf is very direct and proactive, and has grand plans in store. Whereas Sid is simply defensive and wishes to avoid conflict, thus he does his best to stay out of whatever Rulf attempts to drag him into.
== Powers and abilities ==
==== Firearms ====
Sid is skilled with firearms, particularly his handy revolver. However, seeing as he only has one good arm that he uses to keep himself upright, he struggles to shoot while standing, only typically getting one perfect shot out before tumbling over.
==== Australian ====
Sid is Australian and with all that entails he spit's in God's face by his very existence.
== Gallery ==
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Category:North Park Elementary Students
Category:Cripple Kids
Category:Male Characters