Racism (TSBS)

Racism is an episode from the first season of The Spingle Borb show written by Adrian-Mice. In this episode, Single Borb becomes a racist after watching a single episode of Mr. Birchum.
== Transcript ==
Spingle Borb: Today's the day, Failboat!
Failboat: The Meow-dea is simple
Spingle Borb: Today marks the debut of my new favourite episode of the Lebron James Series!
Failboat: The Meow-dea is simple
Spingle Borb: Huh
Spingle Borb: That was weird... Womp womp anyways
[Spingle Borb eats cereal and goes to the TV]
Spingle Borb: Aren't you exicted Failboat? Today marks the new airing of Mr. Birchum!
Failboat: The Meow-dea is simple
Spingle Borb: I know you are... Anyways let's watch it now!
[10 minutes later]
Mr. Birchum: And remember everyone... Always be a racist!
Spingle Borb: Wow i love Mr. Birchum! I want to be exactly like him!
Spingle Borb: But that'll never happen. Anyways time for me to go outside, BYE FAILBOAT!
Failboat: The Meow-dea is simple
Zestrick (Covered in black paint): WAIT! Hey Spingle Borb, like my new look?
Spingle Borb: I hate it.
Zestrick: Alright then guess i'll try a new one. Thanks Spingle Borb!
Spingle Borb: No problem slave! Anyways, time for me to go to work...
[At the Sussy Crab]
Custard Crabs: Spingle Borb you're late! As a result of this i've hired someone else...
Spingle Borb: Who?
CCustard Crabs: HER.
Blandy: Howdy Y'all! I sure love being from Texas!
Spingle Borb: Hol' up, don't that make you an immigrant?
Blandy: It sure does. Why did you ask me this?
Spingle Borb: ...
Spingle Borb: BLUD WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEEP [Shoves Blandy into his truck and taker her to an unknown place]
[1 and a half hours later...]
Spingle Borb: I'm BAAAACK!
Custard Crabs: What did you do to her?
Spingle Borb: Oh you don't wanna know... Anyways can i go to work now?
Custard Crabs: OK i guess...
Zestrick: WAIT!!!!
Zestrick (now covered in white paint): Spingle Borb what do you think of my new attire?
Spingle Borb: i fucking adore it.
Zestrick: Wow, thanks! i guess i'll be white instead of black for the rest of my life. THANKS AGAIN!!!
Custard Crabs: That... Explains a lot.
Spingle Borb: It sure does.
[EPISODE ENDS]
Category:The Spingle Borb show