Nick Nack

Nikolas Monroe Nack, often shortened to Nick Nack, would've done significant mental damage to a Victorian child is they saw him (this is merely hypothetical). This is merely to set the stage (haha! a pun) of the sheer absurdity this "man" seems to cause. He's a good artist, a pretty good director/stage manager, and he DOESN'T stab people to death if they read one of their lines wrong. Overall, this has made Biased Ratings give him the ranking of "mediocre".
== Act 1: The Backstory ==
Nick used to be a normal guy. Well, he was still a slightly-psychotic puppet, but he did attend an UnSchool in New Jersey, which we've all done, right (not the New Jersey part)?
We don't know much when it comes to his family, but one of our experts hypothesizes that he may be one of Hip Choice's (many) illegitimate children. He lived with some other Elmo Gang affiliates for a short while, but they were killed during a gang war over Lean. Nick managed to escape, though. Why? If I we were to guess, he probably snorted some Plotholium before walking away.
== Act 2: Goodbye Hagatha Home New Jersey ==
After escaping that Hell on Earth, Nick managed to find himself up in Canada. He wandered around Toronto for a while, but soon had to make an involuntary detour when he was suddenly dragged away by a bunch of kids wearing suits into a nondescript office building. This is when they showed him their leader. His name? "Hip Choice".
"Hey, you kinda look like me!" Nick said, noticing how Mr. ChoiceTM looked kinda like him, we guess (if you squint, yeah, they look alike). Soon, they became close friends, before they both went to the Goth base.
When Nick first stepped in, he saw the other members sitting at a table, playing poker. In a stroke of inspiration, he soon made a painting of them doing it, which still hangs up proudly. It was given the name "Goths Playing Poker", and was NOT a rip-off of Edgar Teglee's famous "Dogs Playing Poker" artwork. In fact, he ripped Nick off! (plot twists? In a play? IMPOSSIBLE!!!).
== Act 3: Handling Criticism ==
Nick's first full play he ever acted in was a stage adaptation of Squidward's Notes, stylized as a rock opera. He played a curator in charge of archiving Squidward (portrayed by Somebody)'s opinions on certain musicians. During the middle of the play, tragedy struck. Somebody was suddenly stabbed from behind by a man dressed in a black cloak and white mask. Nick attempted to intervene, but was nearly slashed instead.
Suddenly, in the heat of the fight, Nick realized something. This wasn't some supernatural serial killer, this was a supernatural serial HECKLER. Instantly, he tore off the cloak and found Jasper, who was wearing a corset. The audience gasped, but since Jasper can use an odd hybrid of Idiot Manipulation and the good ol' Horror Show, the crowd didn't remember and let him escape the cops. 
Shockingly, they don't hate each other now. If they did, Nick would be dead. 
== Finale: Puppet Romance ==
Nowadays, I am Nick is attempting to flirt with Nightmarionne, and has so far went on 3 successful dates with him. Sure, Camera-San sat in the booth nearby (like, 4 feet away) with binoculars while Grimmsnarl was jotting down a bunch of notes, but everything still went well.
== Trivia ==
* He partially designed the album cover for Mafia History Thus Far, at least in the concept stages.
* Some people say he's part of The Wolk Agenda because of him being a Gay Bowser for Nightmarionne. However, the people that say this usually don't know what The Wolk Agenda actually is.
* Nick wears colored contacts. Naturally, his eyes are a pale yellow.
* He is immune to the Black Puddle Queen's powers.
* Whenever Jasper and Nightmarionne get into an argument, Nick calls it a "Mommy-Daddy Fight," which makes both of them uncomfortable. On the plus side, though, they stop fighting!
** Usually, these arguments are over Jasper sitting on the table and trying to knock off a vase (yes, like a cat).
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