Transcripts/Never Trust a Tanuki

This is the transcribed actions and dialogue from the episode Never Trust a Tanuki.
Hyrule Castle.
Gwonam is shopping on his computer. He finds a "very lightly-used" X-wing for only 60,000 credits. He proceeds to purchase it, and almost immediately, the starfighter is sent to the castle with a huge crash. Harkinian appears in the doorway.
Harkinian: Hey, buddy! 
Harkinian: This guy named Tom Nook says you owe him money.
Gwonam: Yes, I know.
Harkinian: By the way, it's Money Month. 
Harkinian: Pay some taxes.
Harkinian leaves the room, and Gwonam is seen pissed off. Later, Gwonam is seen inside his new X-wing.
Gwonam: Damn it, where's the 'on' button?
He finds the 'on' button and presses it, but the X-wing goes at hyper speed. Alarms blare as Gwonam crashes the ship into the moon while Harkinian and Zelda watch from a distance.
Meanwhile, the third Death Star is nearly finished, while Meen is inside a Star Destroyer overseeing its completion.
Meen: Hahahaha! You're in trouble this time, bookworm! Hahahaha...
The moon collides with the Death Star. The space station is destroyed, leaving Meen astonished.
Meen: AAAHHHHHHH!!! 
Pieces of the Death Star float past his ship.
Meen: My child! Ruined!
Gwonam: AAAHHHH!
Gwonam smacks into the front window of Meen's Star Destroyer.
Pilot: Oh, dear...
The ship's windshield wipers turn on, flinging him downwards.
Meanwhile...
Link is seen relaxing inside his A-wing.
Then, almost out of nowhere, he receives a call from Zelda, to which he quickly answers.
Link: Hey, Zelda, what's up?
Zelda: Nothing, Link.
Link: You sure? I think you want a kiss, huh?
Zelda: I think not.
Harkinian: Mah boi, where's Gwonam?
Link shrugs his shoulders in response.
Harkinian: I sense a disturbance in the Force...
Zelda: Really?
Harkinian: I'm turning into a Jeh-dee.
Just then, Gwonam shows up.
Gwonam: Jeh-DI, Your Majesty!
Harkinian becomes shocked.
Harkinian: OAH, he just walked in the door.
Gwonam: I'm done. Done with starfighters for eternity.
Harkinian: A...
Gwonam: Look! A special on Y-wings!
Harkinian: HHAAAOOOOOO!!!!!
Gwonam buys the ship and it crashes into the castle, destroying it in the process.
The episode ends.
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