Edward "E.D" Delmont

Edward "E.D" Delmont is a player character from Floors of Serventent, played by C.D. He is a variant human blood hunter best known for eccentric behavior.
== Personality ==
E.D is an odd fellow, known to be unpredictable at best.
== History ==
=== Floors of Serventent ===
E.D joined what became the party on the trip to the Adventurer's Guild, but before anything else, he took a long piss in the town of Mez's main river and water supply. In the Grand Library, E.D did not do anything until Gruckles hit the nae nae on the clerk, after which E.D followed up with a floss. After this, E.D went looking for books on the Tower, to no avail.
Inside the cafe, E.D went up to the bar with Ozzie and Gruckles, particularly asking for scotch. When the man had his money stolen, E.D joined the others on the chase, finding out that it is the Meth Demon himself. E.D partook in the battle, but did not get to land a blow before it was done. Returning to the bar, after witnessing Gruckles get caught stealing alcohol, E.D used the bartender's death by cardiac arrest as an opportunity to steal alcohol for himself.
After signing up for the Guild, E.D went with the party to the market, personally asking about where the pussy products were.
E.D did not do much for a short while after this, and then took a brief nap on Copper's back shortly after entering the Tower. Unfortunately, E.D did not wake up until after the party's first visit to Long John Silver's, missing out on the food.
When Kander found the Pig Devil, E.D helped fight him. When the party was given audience with the Trieilian Emperor, E.D attempted alongside the others to sell out Kander after he kicked Prince Creig, in an effort to maintain good faith with the Emperor.
Shortly after swimming to Hitia, E.D went to the chicken orchard and kidnapped adopted one of the chickens, taking it with him. E.D aided in the fight against the Thunder Devil shortly after this. E.D did not do much after this until they reached Anil's infamous Three Stairs, tripping up them repeatedly until he used his new chicken to fly up. Once Copper once again became the new queen, E.D was in the cart when it crashed, suffering minor injuries. At the Honey Arch, E.D unfortunately had to witness Kander's long sexual encounter with his new bee girlfriend.
In the town of Parde, E.D assisted Copper in raiding the castle, using a little extra encouragement to make the guards allow them to come in to speak with the king. When he found out the king did not know of the Holy Garfield, he gave the king a copy of every Garfield comic.
== Notable Moments ==
* Pissing in the river
* Flossing on the clerk
* Asking about pussy products
* Kidnapping Adopting a chicken
* Flying up the stairs
== Trivia ==
* E.D rhymes with C.D.
*E.D is also an acronym for "Erectile Dysfunction." It is unknown if this is intentional.
* E.D asking about the pussy products is in direct reference to his previous character.
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