彼氏のフリしてくれない？ (Kareshi no Furi Shite Kurenai?)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
最近好きでもない人に迫られてて困ってるんだ 	saikin suki demo nai hito ni semararetete komatteru nda 	Lately I've been in trouble because I'm being pursued by people I don't like.
ちょっと彼氏のフリしてくれない？ 	chotto kareshi no furi shite kurenai? 	Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a while?
 	 	
フリ？？？？？ 	furi????? 	Pretend?????
 	 	
ちょっと彼氏のフリって、どゆこと？ 	chotto kareshi no furi tte, do yu koto? 	What does "pretending to be a boyfriend" mean?
そんなこと普通人に頼む？ 	sonna koto futsuu hito ni tanomu? 	Do you usually ask others to do such things?
迫られてて困っているなら 	semararetete komatte iru nara 	If someone you don't like likes you and you're in trouble,
「好きな人が他にいます！」って、言えばいいだろう？ 	"suki na hito ga hoka ni imasu!" tte, ieba ii darou? 	you can just say, "I like someone else!"
 	 	
あーーー！ 	aaaa! 	Aaaah!
あいつに好きな人が 	aitsu ni suki na hito ga 	Does that mean she doesn't have anyone
そもそもいないってことなのか！ 	somosomo inai tte koto na no ka! 	she's interested the first place?
 	 	
んーーー？ 	nnnn? 	Hmmm?
ということは、オレのことも興味ないのか？ 	to iu koto wa, ore no koto mo kyoumi nai no ka? 	Does that mean she's not interested in me either?
恋が今、終わりました？ 	koi ga ima, owarimashita? 	Is my love over now?
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
 	 	
友達以上、彼氏のフリ 	tomodachi ijou, kareshi no furi 	It's more than a friend, but it's pretending to be a boyfriend.
常識異常、不測の振り 	joushiki ijou, fusoku no furi 	It is an unforeseen event that cannot be considered by common sense.
生涯史上、不覚の不利 	shougai shijou, fukaku no furi 	It was the most unexpected event in my life history.
フラレのフラグ、不可避のFree 	furare no furagu, fukahi no Free 	Does that mean it's inevitable that I get dumped by her?
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
 	 	
落ち込んでても仕方がない 	ochikondete mo shikata ga nai 	Even if I'm depressed, nothing changes.
持ち越してても埒が明かない 	mochikoshitete mo rachi ga akanai 	Carrying it over will not progress.
フリしての返事決められない！ 	furi shite no henji kimerarenai! 	I can't decide the answer to her request!
 	 	
いや、待て待て！ 	iya, mate mate! 	Wait,
あいつは天然ツンデレだった！ 	aitsu wa tennen tsundere datta! 	her personality is silly and TSUNDERE!
「彼氏のフリして」は 	"kareshi no furi shite" wa 	Saying things like "Pretend to be my boyfriend"
奴のいつものツンかもしれない！かもしれない！ 	yatsu no itsumo no tsun kamo shirenai! kamo shirenai! 	may be due to her normal personality!
 	 	
いや、でもでも！ 	iya, demo demo! 	But normally,
普通本気で好きな人に向かって 	futsuu honki de suki na hito ni mukatte 	you shouldn't ask
「彼氏のフリしてくれない？」って 	"kareshi no furi shite kurenai?" tte 	someone you really like
頼んだりしない！頼んだりしない！ 	tanondari shinai! tanondari shinai! 	to "pretend to be your boyfriend"!
 	 	
いや、しかしだ！ 	iya, shikashi da! 	But also
「彼氏のフリしてくれない？」なんて 	"kareshi no furi shite kurenai?" nante 	you wouldn't say
ホントにどーでもいい人に 	honto ni doo demo ii hito ni 	"pretend to be my boyfriend"
言える言葉じゃない！言える言葉じゃない！ 	ieru kotoba ja nai! ieru kotoba ja nai! 	to someone you don't care about!
 	 	
いや、そもそも！ 	iya, somosomo! 	Did she say that
今後本気の関係と思われたくないから 	kongo honki no kankei to omowaretakunai kara 	because she didn't want others to think
やっぱりフリをしてくれと言うのか？言うのか？ 	yappari furi o shite kure to iu no ka? iu no ka? 	she was seriously dating me in the first place?
 	 	
分からない！分からない！分からない！分からない！ 	wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! 	I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
分からないー！！ 	wakaranaii!! 	I can't understand it!
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
 	 	
やったー！ 	yattaa! 	I'm happy
山羊座同士の相性、とってもバッチリ！！ 	yagiza doushi no aishou, tottemo bacchiri!! 	because the compatibility between Capricorns are good!
 	 	
名前の画数は 	namae no kakusuu wa 	What is the compatibility of the number of strokes in our names?
・・・・・・ 	...... 	......
”晩年に結ばれるでしょう！” 	"bannen ni musubareru deshou!" 	"Love will succeed in later years."
って、遅すぎるだろう！ 	tte, ososugiru darou! 	That will be too late!
 	 	
これが恋愛線・・ 	kore ga ren'aisen.. 	What is the result of palmistry?
・・・なんか薄くて短くね？ 	...nanka usukute mijikaku ne? 	...The lines are thin and short.
 	 	
んーー？ 	nnn? 	Hmmm?
占いの結果矛盾しまくってね？ 	uranai no kekka mujun shimakutte ne? 	The results of fortune-telling are full of contradictions.
運命が見えなさ過ぎる 	unmei ga mienasasugiru 	I can't see where our destiny is headed at all.
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
 	 	
会いたいのに危険地帯 	aitai noni kiken chitai 	I want to see you, but it's a danger zone.
きりきり舞いが人一倍 	kirikirimai ga hitoichibai 	I am more impatient than usual.
読み違いが日に日に増し 	yomichigai ga hi ni hi ni mashi 	My confusion increases day by day.
想定外の非常警戒 	souteigai no hijoukeikai 	This unexpectedly requires extreme vigilance.
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
 	 	
堂々巡りが終わらない 	doudou meguri ga owaranai 	My thoughts go round and round.
空き樽は音が高い 	akidaru wa oto ga takai 	Hitting an empty barrel makes a high-pitched sound.
「フリして」の返事決められない！ 	"furi shite" no henji kimerarenai! 	I can't decide the answer to her request "to pretend"!
 	 	
いや、そもそも！ 	iya, somosomo! 	In the first place,
あいつに迫っている奴を 	aitsu ni sematte iru yatsu o 	if I show off and drive away
カッコよく追い払ってやれば 	kakkoyoku oiharatte yareba 	the people who are approaching her,
すべて解決じゃん？解決じゃん？ 	subete kaiketsu jan? kaiketsu jan? 	everything will be resolved, right?
 	 	
いや、待て待て！ 	iya, mate mate! 	But wait,
喧嘩沙汰になったら、100%終わってしまうぞ！ 	kenkazata ni nattara, hyaku paasento owatte shimau zo! 	it's 100% over for me if it turns into a fight.
たぶん、いろいろな意味で！いろいろな意味で！ 	tabun, iroiro na imi de! iroiro na imi de! 	In more ways than one!
 	 	
いや、そもそも！ 	iya, somosomo! 	Conversely,
あいつに迫っている奴にオレは勝てるのか？ 	aitsu ni sematte iru yatsu ni ore wa kateru no ka? 	can I beat someone who likes her in the first place?
返り討ちにあったら目も当てられない！ 	kaeriuchi ni attara me mo aterarenai! 	Conversely, if I lose, that's terribly uncool!
目も当てられない！ 	me mo aterarenai! 	So uncool!
 	 	
そもそもだいたい！ 	somosomo daitai! 	More importantly,
仮にそいつを追い払うことが出来たとして 	kari ni soitsu o oiharau koto ga dekita to shite 	if I could get rid of that person.
あいつはオレに気持ちを向けるのか？向けるのか？ 	aitsu wa ore ni kimochi o mukeru no ka? mukeru no ka? 	Will she love me then?
 	 	
分からない！分からない！分からない！分からない！ 	wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! 	I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
分からないー！！ 	wakaranaii!! 	I don't know that!
 	 	
ダメだ！冷静になれ！ 	dame da! reisei ni nare! 	I need to calm down!
別にオレはまだ明確にフラれたわけじゃない！ 	betsu ni ore wa mada meikaku ni furareta wake ja nai! 	I still haven't been clearly dumped by her!
思考を休めるな！ 	shikou o yasumeru na! 	I need to keep thinking!
最適解を探せ！ 	saitekikai o sagase! 	I need to find the best answer!
 	 	
傷つくことを恐れては何も進まない 	kizutsuku koto o osorete wa nani mo susumanai 	If I'm afraid of getting hurt, nothing progresses.
前に一歩進むことでしか変えられない 	mae ni ippo susumu kotode shika kaerarenai 	I can only change this by taking one step forward.
でも、今の関係を壊すことは耐えられない 	demo, ima no kankei o kowasu koto wa taerarenai 	But if my current relationship with her deteriorates, I won't be able to stand it.
この恋心を失くすわけにはいかない 	kono koigokoro o nakusu wake ni wa ikanai 	I can't let go of this love.
 	 	
FRYYYYYYYYYYYYーーー!!!!!!!!!!!! 	FRYYYYYYYYYYYYーーー!!!!!!!!!!!! 	FRYYYYYYYYYYYYーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!
 	 	
だいたいそもそも！ 	daitai somosomo! 	In the first place,
友達から始まる恋があるんだったら 	tomodachi kara hajimaru koi ga aru ndattara 	if there is love that starts as friends,
彼氏のフリから始まる恋も 	kareshi no furi kara hajimaru koi mo 	there should be love that starts
あるはずだ！あるはずだ！ 	aru hazu da! aru hazu da! 	as pretending to be a boyfriend!
 	 	
まずは彼氏のフリして 	mazu wa kareshi no furi shite 	First of all, I should pretend to be her boyfriend.
あいつとのラブラブっぷりを見せつけて 	aitsu to no raburabu puri o misetsukete 	And I just want to show others how close we are.
ライバルどもをまとめて 	raibarudomo o matomete 	And all I have to do
追い払えばいい！追い払えばいい！ 	oiharaeba ii! oiharaeba ii! 	is get rid of my rivals!
 	 	
となると、あいつに 	to naru to, aitsu ni 	If so,
「バッチリ彼女のフリをしてくれよな！」って 	"bacchiri kanojo no furi o shite kure yo na!" tte 	do I have to tell her
伝えないといけないのか？ 	tsutaenai to ikenai no ka? 	to "pretend to be my girlfriend"?
それって、どうなんだ？どうなんだ？ 	sore tte, dou nanda? dou nanda? 	Is that okay?
 	 	
いや、そもそも！ 	iya, somosomo! 	But
彼氏のフリをすることを認めてしまったら 	kareshi no furi o suru koto o mitomete shimattara 	if I decide to pretend to be her boyfriend,
あいつはオレに脈はない、と認識してしまうのか？ 	aitsu wa ore ni myaku wa nai, to ninshiki shite shimau no ka?	will that make her think, "He probably won't date me for real?"
 	 	
分からない！分からない！分からない！分からない！ 	wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! 	I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
分からないー！！ 	wakaranaii!! 	I don't know what's going on!
分からない！分からない！分からない！分からない！ 	wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! wakaranai! 	I don't know! I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
分からないーー！！！ 	wakaranaiii!!! 	I don't know what's going on!
 	 	
分からなーーーーーーい！！！！ 	wakaranaiiiiiii!!!! 	I don't know what's going on!
 	 	
はぁ〜 	haa~ 	Hah~
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