Dore: "Anyone else would never have a job gain"

Early party member and often-loud voice of the PRM's left flank, Jimmy Dore, spoke to supporters in the final day of campaigning to tear into the outgoing Brokenshire administration. Dore's past as a comedian came through in his speech, which was riddled with sarcasm.
Originally posted by Jimmy Dore:
Hi everybody, and welcome. You know, I didn't want to have to do this - make a whole speech about how bad the CCU is, because everybody knows how bad the CCU is, right? So I didn't want to have to say any of this, but I have to because these guys just don't know when to quit. It's so sad, this new 'project' they have going on that they call "FACT", because somebody has to go out there and give the Falleen people the hard truths. Truths like their most recent statement that the choices on the ballot consist of the CCU and everything else is socialists apparently, you know, even though Labour is barely even left-wing anymore and socialism is at its lowest strength in this country for over a decade. Thank the FOUR that somebody finally had the balls to say what we've all been thinking: Ruth Davidson is a communist.
*Applause and laughter roar*
Originally posted by Jimmy Dore:
But seriously, these guys are maniacs in the CCU. They really think they're going to win, and with the same guy at the top of the ticket who just crashed his government only one-and-a-half years in! Imagine if Brokenshire was a plumber, and he made the pipes in your home burst, would you be picking up the phone to call him again next time? Anybody else who screwed up their job, or their company, the way that Brokenshire screwed up his government, would never have a job again! And these are the guys who talk about stability! I'd be shocked if Brokenshire's head is stable on his shoulders after what a disaster he made of his government! He couldn't pass a budget through a parliament that he had majority support in! He's had us occupying Suttacasia for his whole term without any plans for the region! To this day he hasn't told us what policies he wanted in the exit negotiations with Hastiga and Veldunium! He lost each and every party that supported him except for the psychopaths in the NFO and UFID! He has been a disaster, people, he has got to go. It's time to give the levers of power to somebody who can physically handle that responsibility.
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