Wings of Parody: The Lost Plotinent

This is a WIP fanfiction made by Morpho. It may update rather infrequently, but there may be periods where it updates more frequently. Please do not edit this page or steal any ideas or names from here without asking Morpho. It may be a part of a larger series of Wings of Fire parodies.
This is a parody of Wings of Fire: The Lost Continent.
NOTE: WINGS OF FIRE BELONGS TO TUI T. SUTHERLAND. THIS IS A PARODY OF IT MADE BY MORPHOTHERAINWING. This is copied from my Google Docs version of this story.
Chapter 1
Blue Harmless Pansy Smith was a dragon who liked things the way they were.
He loved order and the police always catching criminals and vegan protein drinks with chia and hemp seeds and the Hives being beautiful and spotless and cute little chipmunks and birdies singing and dancing. He always payed attention in math class (no matter how boring long division was), saluted pictures of Queen Wasp, and didn't push anyone around in the playground. In fact, he was such a harmless pansy (as his middle names said) that he let the wind push him around the Hive, even though he couldn't fly yet. He even loved being pushed around so much, that was looking forward to growing his wings, so the wind could push him around even more.
But today, things would change. His sister Luna (full name Luna Innocent Butterfly Smith) would get her wings, which meant that she would be given a job and a husband. Blue would miss her very much, and prayed to Dragod every morning that she would be assigned to a nice husband and not some old, gross termite, and get a nice job like a website developer and not something horrible like a toilet cleaner.
Blue wondered if another dragonet was worrying about the same things as he was. Was there someone out there who was also worrying about his sister marrying some old geezer? Or did they have other worries, like his rose-pink neighbor who worried about the latest episode of Dragon Universe that had made her bawl for weeks?
The other lives drew him like the lantern that he had once mistook for the moon and stupidly flapped at for an hour until he realized it wasn’t what he thought it was.
Blue was drawn out of his train of thought by Luna shaking him like a maraca.
“Today’s the day!” Luna screeched at him. Her tail wagged back and forth and she panted like a dog. She started bouncing up and down on the giant spiderweb that she and Blue lived on.
“Cool it, Luna,” Blue said. “Some handsome, rule-abiding SilkWings won’t have their beautiful wings for another six days.” He flashed his sparkly teeth at her.
“And some SilkWings will have them todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” Luna screeched at the top of her lungs.
“OW!” Blue yelled, putting his talons to his ears.
“Shut up, whippersnapper!” said the voice of Earwig, a grumpy old HiveWing who lived across the street.
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