Joe's Solo News Psycho

* Pat's doing some solo stuff, so why not Joe?
*Joe admits he pisses and moans
* It sounds like The Mummers Parade in Joe's apartment as he has a ciggy and a Coke Zero
* First topic, Delta Airlines and their editing of movies
** Deadpool 2 is sterilized on the flight, why even show it?
** The editing of Grumpy Old Men put him over the edge
*** It's the perfect holiday movie as it starts at Thanksgiving and ends at Christmas
*** You have to wear headphones, you're the only one that's going to hear it!
*** They bleeped the word "farted" and "schmuck" (replaced it with "yutz", is one worse than the other?)
*** Joe still wept while watching
* Second topic, Uncharted movie narrows in on Venom director Ruben Fleischer
** Nathan Drake is very Indiana Jones, he has the same character trait of fucking up
** Why not bring in the director of a mediocre action film that was poorly reviewed?
** Mark Wahlberg was Nathan Drake, but now it's Tom Holland as the weathered, been around the world, swashbuckling veteran
** 80's TV and movie kids were adults (Beverly Hills 90210, Weird Science, The Karate Kid). Now it's children cast as adults.
** People want to know why characters in the project Joe's writing have to be so old