Transcripts/Cute-pocalypse Meow

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==Part 1==
:Pinkie Pie: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Give me your best game face!
:Rainbow Dash: It's the Bake Day, baby!
:Twilight Sparkle: Let's do this!
:Rarity: Get your cakes out of the oven and into some icing!
:Pinkie Pie: I'm feelin' pumped!
:Applejack: [yells]
:Fluttershy: The cake is yours to take! [growls]
:Mane Six sans Fluttershy: Awwwww!
:Rarity: Darling, you're so cute when you're trying to be tough.
:Fluttershy: I can be tough! I have a dark side! Get those cakes in the oven!
:[thunder cracks]
:Mane Six sans Fluttershy: Awwwww!
:Fluttershy: [groans]
:Fluttershy: [sighs] Huh?
:Foal: [giggling]
:Fluttershy: [gravelly] Oh, no! The ants are taking over the picnic basket! [high-pitched] "We're being invaded!" [screams]
:Bubbles: "They've seized the sandwiches! They must be stopped!" Bubbles Cherub McSquee. May I join you?
:Fluttershy: Fluttershy. Have a seat. You like making up conversations, too?
:Bubbles: "They've broken through to the pie! We have to make a call here!"
:Fluttershy: "Take the pie!"
:Fluttershy and Bubbles: "Sacrifice the sandwiches!" [laugh]
:Bubbles: Ooh, you are so cool.
:Fluttershy: [giggles]
:Pinkie Pie: I just don't see the point of savory desserts. They're supposed to be sugary sweet.
:Fluttershy: [laughing]
:Applejack: What's, uh, crackin' ya up over there, Fluttershy?
:Fluttershy: [laughing hysterically]
:Rarity: Darling.
:Fluttershy: Huh?
:Rarity: You haven't even touched your triple choco-loco shake.
:[splat]
:Rarity: Who are you conversing with?
:[zoom!]
:Fluttershy: [gasps]
:Rainbow Dash: [reading] "I'm at an art gallery, but it's more like a 'fart gallery'. These paintings stink."
:Fluttershy: [laughing hysterically] Oh, my new friend Bubbles is so funny!
:Applejack: Don't you think that's kinda mean?
:Fluttershy: It's not mean. He's just got a dark sense of humor. Just like me.
:Twilight Sparkle: Well, if he's a friend of yours, he's a friend of ours.
:Pinkie Pie: We'd love to meet him!
:Fluttershy: Oh! [laughing hysterically] Oh, my gosh! Yes!
:Rainbow Dash: Then it's settled.
:Fluttershy: [laughing] What's settled now?
:[music]
:Applejack: Where's Fluttershy? She's never late.
:Rainbow Dash: She's gonna miss the stretch and warm-up. She could pull a muscle. [grunts]
:[door whirs]
:Applejack: Oh. You made it. You two still have time to do a few hoof touches before we start.
:Fluttershy: Yeah, we're squeezing it in. This is Bubbles.
:Applejack: Hiya, Bubbles. Pleasure to meet ya. Heard a lot about ya.
:Bubbles: [sarcastically] Yeah, I bet you have.
:[beat]
:[music continues]
:Rainbow Dash: All right, everypony! Who's ready to work out?!
:[ponies cheering]
:Bubbles: Ugh. Would we be here if we weren't?
:Fluttershy: [giggles]
:Rainbow Dash: And one! Two! Three!
:Bubbles: Um, I didn't realize this was a class to learn how to count.
:[pop!]
:Fluttershy: [giggles]
:Fluttershy: [straining] These weights are heavier than I thought! Bubbles! [giggles] You're such a prankster!
:[clang!]
:Fluttershy: [yells, giggles]
:Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy: [straining]
:Bubbles: Whoopsy!
:Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy: Aah! [grunt]
:Fluttershy: That hurt... But you gotta admit it's funny!
:Rainbow Dash: What is your deal?
:Bubbles: I'm sooooorryyyyy... [purrs]
:Fluttershy: Ohhhh! You can't stay mad at that face!
:Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [groans]
:Bubbles: Oh, I almost forgot! I got us friendship bracelets!
:Applejack: That won't fix anythin'.
:Fluttershy: [squeals] Bubbles, you're the best! Thanks!
:Spike: This is literally the coolest place I've ever been in my entire life!
:Bubbles: That's just sad.
:[pop!]
:Spike: Aw.
:Twilight Sparkle: Ohhhh. Ooh, check out this book!
:Bubbles: Already read it. Saw the movie. It was bad. Bo-ring. Lame cover. Bet it's bad.
:Twilight Sparkle: But you can't judge a book by its cover.
:Bubbles: I can.
:Bookstore Pony: Ah, yes. Three months of work all done.
:[crash!]
:Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike: [gasp]
:Fluttershy: Bubbles, how could you?
:Bubbles: Oopsies!
:Fluttershy: Awww... [giggles]
:Bookstore Pony: [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: It's okay. We'll help you rebuild it. You said it only took...
:Bookstore Pony: Three months. Closer to four. [whimpers]
:Twilight Sparkle: Can you two help?
:Bubbles: Sorry, my paws are full... with B.F.F. necklaces to match our bracelets!
:Spike: There's no way she'd fall for—
:Fluttershy: [giggles] You're the best!
:Bookstore Pony: [sighs]
==Part 2==
:Pinkie Pie: Thanks for being my taste-testers as I sail into the uncharted waters of savory dessert! I now present... the cheesy spinach cupcake! Enjoy!
:Fluttershy and Applejack: [chomp]
:Fluttershy: Uhhh... Oh, my, Pinkie. This is...
:Applejack: This dessert is still sweet. Like, "taffy dipped in ice cream rolled in sugar" level sweet.
:Pinkie Pie: I couldn't do it! I had to add sugar! They're cupcakes, for crying out loud! I'll never win the Royal Jelly Juggernaut!
:Bubbles: Ugh! Who cares? Reality TV is trash anyway.
:Mane Six: [gasp]
:Twilight Sparkle: Bubbles! You can't say things like that! It's mean!
:Bubbles: It's the truth. I just can't sugarcoat reality.
:Pinkie Pie: But... you should sugarcoat everything!
:Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, don't listen to—
:[pop!]
:[fizzle]
:Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
:Rainbow Dash: ...him.
:Fluttershy: Oh, no! How could you—?
:Bubbles: Was it something I said?
:Fluttershy: Awwww. Ugh. No, Bubbles!
:Bubbles: [gasps]
:Fluttershy: We have to talk about—
:Bubbles: Look what I got! A B.F.F. anklet!
:Fluttershy: Awwww. [giggles]
:Rarity: I think that's enough from you! Look what you have done! Upsetting our sweet Miss Pie!
:Bubbles: All I did was tell the truth.
:Fluttershy: Well, you did, but this time it came out too mean.
:Bubbles: If you can't handle me at my realest, then you don't deserve me at my cutest! I'm outie! And I'm taking my things.
:Fluttershy: [gasps] Hey! Those were a symbol of our friendship. I've never seen him like this. So... so...
:Rarity: Mean?
:Pinkie Pie: [sighs, whimpers]
:Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, the fact of the matter is that Bubbles hasn't been the nicest to us.
:Fluttershy: You're right. He really hasn't been that nice to me, either. He just looks cute and gives me a gift whenever he's mean. I think it's time you see my dark side once and for all!
:[rumbling]
:Rarity: Oh, darling, I'm not sure you can... Okay, all right, you've got this!
:Bubbles: [slurping]
:Fluttershy: Hey! You don't just talk to my friends like that and then bail!
:Bubbles: Oh... Fluttershy, is it? What brings you all the way over to Sugar Packet Place?
:Fluttershy: What is going on? You just took our friendship jewelry and left.
:Bubbles: Listen, our friendship was fun while it lasted, but I'm just too cool for you and your friends.
:Rarity: [gasps, growls]
:Applejack and Pinkie Pie: Aah!
:Rarity: [screams angrily]
:Bubbles: This is my new best friend Buttershy.
:Fluttershy: You already have a new best friend?! And you gave her my B.F.F. bracelet?!
:Bubbles: Yeah. Because, unlike you and your friends, she can handle my cuteness/sass.
:Fluttershy: You call it sass, but it's actually being mean. I've had enough of you.
:Bubbles: Awwww, come ooooon. Don't be maaaaaaad.
:Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
:Fluttershy: Oh. Going cute on me, huh? Well, two can play at that game.
:[flamenco music]
:Bubbles: [groans]
:Rarity: My goodness, she's trying to out-adorable him!
:Mane Six sans Fluttershy: Go, Fluttershy!
:Rainbow Dash: It's almost too cute! [faints]
:Pinkie Pie: I can't handle the cuteness!
:Bubbles: Nooooo! I'm too cute for this!
:[boom!]
:Bubbles: Aah!
:[fireworks]
:Fluttershy: Guess he couldn't keep up with my cuteness after all. Thanks, everypony, for being there for me. Even when I ditched you for some too-cool cat who doesn't deserve my friendship.
:Mane Six sans Fluttershy: Awwwww!
:Twilight Sparkle: We're just glad to have you back!
:Mane Six: [laughing]
:Buttershy: [deadpan] Bubbles, I'm bored. Make me laugh.
:Bubbles: Heeeeeeeelp!
:Buttershy: [deadpan] Oh, Bubbles. You're soooo funny.
:Pinkie Pie: All right! I have given savory desserts one last attempt! With soup and salad cake! The frosting is a balsamic glaze!
:Applejack: [chomps] Mmm... Well, this is definitely savory. Good work, Pinkie.
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, you know what I'm craving?
:Pinkie Pie: Something sweet?
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, I've got you covered!
:Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [eating noisily]
:Twilight Sparkle: Mmmm! What a treat!
:Fluttershy: Delicious!
:Applejack: [chuckles] Sweet as Fluttershy.
:Fluttershy: Hey! You know how tough I am now! [growls]
:[beat]
:Fluttershy: [giggles]
:Mane Six: [laughing]
:[credits]