つまんねえな (Tsumannee na)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
人生劇場そのままお送りすんぜ 	jinsei gekijou sono mama ookuri sun ze 	I present to you the play of life just as it is 
あらすじお伝えするほど厚みもないね 	arasuji otsutae suru hodo atsumi mo nai ne 	There's not even enough depth to it for me to tell you a summary of it 
客席疎らと広々木枯らし吹いて 	kyakuseki mabara to hirobiro kogarashi fuite 	Seats for the audiences here and there, a cold wind blows in the open space
欠伸の一つもしたなら息も白いぜ 	akubi no hitotsu mo shita nara iki mo shiroi ze	If you were to yawn, your breath would turn white
 	 	
もういっそ脚本から書き直そうぜ 	mou isso kyaku hon kara kakinaosou ze 	Let's just rewrite the whole script
初っ端から生き直そうぜ 	shoppana kara ikinaosou ze 	Just live our lives from the very beginning
演者はほらアイツがいいね 	enja wa hora aitsu ga ii ne 	The actor, ah, it should be that person
コイツじゃなければ誰でもいいぜ 	koitsu ja nakereba dare demo ii ze 	If it's not this person anyone is fine
 	 	
オチまで文句も耐えられねえぜ 	haitei ochi made monku mo taerarenee ze 	I can't even endure my complaint for the haitei endThis word is in reference to Mahjong.
こんな退屈なモンを見せびらかして 	konna taikutsu na mon o misebirakashite 	Showing off such a boring thing
構想何十年かと費やしといて 	kousou nanjuunen ka to tsuiyashitoite 	And using up tens of years to plan it
完成チンケなポエムに成れ果てまして 	kansei chinke na poemu ni narehatemashite 	Yet the outcome ended up being a bad poem
 	 	
僕なりに随分と粘ったほうさ 	boku nari ni zuibun to nebatta hou sa 	I repeatedly tried to hold out to the best of my ability
奇跡と言ったらどうさ 	kiseki to ittara dou sa 	Why not call it a miracle
満足したフリすりゃいいさ 	manzoku shita furi surya ii sa 	Just pretend like you're satisfied
 	 	
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring
とうとう飽きちゃった 	toutou akichatta 	I've finally become tired of it
清々するってんだ 	seisei suru tten da 	It's so relieving
くだらねえ最後　最後 	kudaranee saigo saigo 	A dumb end, end
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring
何年掛かってんだ 	nannen kakatten da 	How many years does it take
精々笑ってんだ 	seisei waratten da 	At least laugh
最後には愛を　愛を 	saigo ni wa ai o ai o 	At the end there should be love, love
 	 	
単純明快ラブとか都合が良くて 	tanjunmeikai rabu toka tsugou ga yokute 	Love that's simple and clear is convenient
青春時代にゃヤキモキ憧れまして 	seishun jidai nya yakimoki akogaremashite 	I impatiently looked up to it during my youth
だけど今作も半ばを過ぎたところで 	dakedo konsaku mo nakaba o sugita tokoro de 	But I'm halfway through my new work again
それらしい展開一つもありゃしませんぜ 	sorerashii tenkai hitotsu mo arya shimasen ze 	Yet there's still no developments that could lead up to it
 	 	
畜生　子供の頃夢見たもんて 	chikushou kodomo no koro yumemita mon te 	Damn it, the things you dreamed of when you were a kid 
子供だから気楽なもんで 	kodomo dakara kiraku na mon de 	Are easygoing since you're a kid
大人なってそれはきついぜ 	otona natte sore wa kitsui ze 	But still saying that as an adult is a little tough
 	 	
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring
とうとう飽きちゃった 	toutou akichatta 	I've finally become tired of it
清々するってんだ 	seisei suru tten da 	It's so relieving
くだらねえ最後　最後 	kudaranee saigo saigo 	A dumb end, end
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring
何落ち込んでんだ 	nani ochikonde nda 	Why are you so upset
精々笑っときな 	seisei waratto ki na 	At least keep laughing
おこぼれに愛を　愛を 	okobore ni ai o ai o 	And happen to get love, love
見届けろラスト 	mitodokero rasuto 	Watch until the very last
 	 	
つき合わせてどうもごめんね 	tsukiawasete doumo gomen ne 	Sorry for making you stay
あと少しの辛抱だって 	ato sukoshi no shinbou datte 	You only need to endure it a little longer 
エンドロール待ち遠しいぜ 	endorooru machidooshii ze 	I can't wait for the end credits
 	 	
点数の付けようないね 	tensuu no tsukeyou nai ne 	There's no way to grade it
満点とか吹かせばいいぜ 	manten toka fukaseba ii ze 	Just let it have one hundred percent
それなりに笑えているんだ 	sorenari ni waraete iru nda 	There was a decent amount of laughter
でもそれ以上に泣いているんだ 	demo sore ijou ni naite iru nda 	But more than that is the amount of crying
 	 	
人生劇場そのままお送りすんぜ 	jinsei gekijou sono mama ookuri sun ze 	I present to you the play of life just as it is 
あらすじお伝えするほど厚みもないね 	arasuji otsutae suru hodo atsumi mo nai ne 	There's not even enough depth to it for me to tell you a summary of it 
客席疎らと広々木枯らし吹いて 	kyakuseki mabara to hirobiro kogarashi fuite 	Seats for the audiences here and there, a cold wind blows in the open space
欠伸の一つもしたなら空白けんぜ 	akubi no hitotsu mo shita nara kuuhaku ken ze 	If you were to yawn, the sky'd turn white
 	 	
繰り返し随分と粘ったほうさ 	kurikaeshi zuibun to nebatta hou sa 	I repeatedly tried to hold out to the best of my ability
奇跡と言ったらどうさ 	kiseki to ittara dou sa 	Why not call it a miracle
満足したフリすりゃいいさ 	manzoku shita furi surya ii sa 	Just pretend like you're satisfied
満足げな顔すりゃいいさ 	manzokuge na kao surya ii sa 	Just make a satisfied face 
 	 	
子供の頃夢見たもんて 	kodomo no koro yume mita mon te 	The things you dreamed of when you were a kid
子供だから気楽なもんで 	kodomo dakara kiraku na mon de 	Are easygoing since you're a kid
大人なってあと何十年 	otona natte ato nanjuunen 	How many years (has it been) since you became an adult?
 	 	
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring 
とうとう飽きちゃった 	toutou akichatta 	I've finally become tired of it
清々するってんだ 	seisei suru tten da 	It's so relieving
くだらねえ最後　最後 	kudaranee saigo saigo 	A dumb end, end
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring 
何年掛かってんだ 	nannen kakatte nda 	How many years does it take 
精々笑っていこうぜ 	seisei waratte ikou ze 	Let's keep on laughing at least
 	 	
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring 
とうとう飽きちゃった 	toutou akichatta 	I've finally become tired of it
清々するってんだ 	seisei suru tten da 	It's so relieving
くだらねえ最後　最後 	kudaranee saigo saigo 	A dumb end, end
つまんねえ　つまんねえな 	tsumannee tsumanee na 	Boring, so boring 
何血迷ってんだ 	nani chimayotte nda 	What in the bloody hell are you contemplating about
今なら飛べそうだ 	ima nara tobesou da 	It feels like I can fly right now
付き合えよ最後　最後 	tsukiae yo saigo saigo 	Bare with me 'till the end, end
 	 	
見届けろラスト 	mitodokero rasuto 	Watch 'till the very last
下らない僕の 	kudaranai boku no 	At least for my dumb end
最後には愛を 	saigo ni wa ai o 	There should be love and a
ハッピーエンド 	happii endo 	Happy end
 	 	
エンド 	endo 	End
, checked by Forgetfulsubs
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
A remaster of this song was featured on the following album:
*墓標 (Bohyou) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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* - Remaster
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