Sonic World Blast (2025 film)/transcript

(The film opens with a Shrek-style storybook opening, but the storybook is the Classic Sonic 30th Anniversary issue from IDW. The background music is an orchestral Disney opening-style version of Green Hill Zone. Sonic narrates.)
Sonic: How should we do this? Ah, how about "once upon a time".
(A record scratches as the movie cuts to black out of nowhere.)
Sonic: Wait, wait, wait! That's not right! Ooh! How about...
(The 1985 Walt Disney Pictures logo pops up, but instead it says "My PC Is Overheating")
Sonic: Nope! That's stupid. Well, I'll just edit in a starry sky and put text that says "Columbia Pictures and Sega of America present"
(Text: COLUMBIA PICTURES AND SEGA OF AMERICA PRESENT; IN ASSOCIATION WITH PLAYSTATION PRODUCTIONS AND NINTENDO; IN ASSOCIATION WITH MARZA ANIMATION PLANET AND MERCURY FILMWORKS; A SONY PICTURES ANIMATION FILM)
Sonic: One bright night, on the sacred island of Kaka, an asteroid falls on the beach. The asteroid had 7 power crystals known as the Chaos Emeralds. They held infinite power, and in the wrong hands, they could destroy the universe as we know it! That is where the story begins.
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