THE JADE WINGLET’S CRAZY NIGHT OUT!

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The Jade Winglet goes on a crazy ride downtown by a pool party, the mall, a casino, McDonald’s, an arcade, Benihana, Dairy Queen, the movie theater, and Jade Mountain Academy.
== Chapter 1: da pool party ==
One day Winter was just chilling with a Starbucks drink when a dragon he worked with named Banana delivered him a letter. “WHAT! I am not going back to JMA!” Winter screamed, after reading he was invited to a homecoming pool party because the IceWings needed someone who was admirable to go to JMA so they got the memo of them not being superior. However, Clay said he would get the Enclave to capture him if he didn’t go, so he hopped in his SUV.
He spoke his destination, “Find 91671 Desert Avenue,” but Siri just answered with, “Finding Cupertino, Cal-“ and instantly Winter screamed “SHUT IT UP” at the GPS. As the IceWing began to drive, he found 91671 Desert Avenue (aka Qibli’s house, where the party was held) and slammed the door as he ran out. Winter opened the gates and happily ate some pig skin before Qibli cannonballed into the pool. “Ew, you got me wet,” said Winter, slurping up the rest of his pig skin. “Sorry,” Qibli giggled, before splashing around the pool so wildly everyone in it went flying. The IceWing replied, “God, you need a diet, man. In a year from now, you’ll be as tall as Queen Moorhen sitting on a ladder carried by four standing giraffes on top of each other.” Suddenly, Winter saw a familiar shade of green scales walk by: Moonwatcher.
However, she just slapped Winter when he said that he loved her more than anything in the world (even more than anthropology), because she was in the middle of “reading” a (fake) copy of De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. Turtle and Kinkajou were also there, but they were too busy sunbathing to notice Winter. After a second helping of hog’s skin, the former prince walked to his car before Qibli and the winglet followed. “You finally noticed me,” said Winter, finally happy. “Hooray!” All Qibli said in a reply was, “We’re coming with you! And I get to drive first!” Winter groaned as Qibli put his iPhone on the GPS thingy. 
Turtle and Kinkajou took the middle seats while Moonwatcher took the backseats (still reading De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium). “Find directions to Sandbay Country Mall and play ‘Cake by the Ocean’” Qibli squealed at GPS. For some reason, the lady behind the screen replied with this: “Finding directions to Saudi Arabia and playing ‘Make, Buy and Croak’ on YouTube.” Everyone screamed while listening to a max-volume version of a DYI video on YouTube by Froggy Frog Kermit The Frog Croak. At last the directions to Saudi Arabia in orbit make a right to Sandbay Mall and so the gang followed the path to there. Once they parked and turned off the GPS, they split in sections of the mall (note: Moonwatcher still has her eyes focused on De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium). 
== Chapter 2: Shopping Spree (aka Kinkajou At Rage Central) ==
Kinkajou went over to where the Arthur Bus Ride would usually be (still not carsick enough from Qibli’s poor driving), but apparently some kid got to it first. Furious, she ate the kid with a single swallow and hopped on, while spitting oozes of venom at Arthur’s glasses. Meanwhile, Qibli was on the elevator making his way to the sports shoe store, and Winter luckily snuck into his own little tunnel on his journey to Hot Topic. Once everyone (except Turtle and Moonwatcher) made their destinations, the young SeaWing decided to go to Treasure Barn since that was the only store that seemed to have a SeaWing-speaking manager. He fell in love with some Uncle Sam poster and become very patriotic. Moonwatcher stayed seated in the floor reading De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. 
However, Kinkajou ran out of coins. She screamed so loud that even Winter could hear her scream (note: Winter was in Hot Topic, in the way, way, way back of the third floor to the left). The RainWing cracked fake Arthur’s neck and threw his head at a toddler. Qibli ran out of the sports store worriedly because he thought someone was dying. He jumped out the window and hide in a nearby car, which was theirs. He snuck to the drivers seat as Winter yelled back at Kinkajou for throwing a tantrum. Moonwatcher, however, wasn’t paying attention because of De-ah, forget it. Winter became emo and Kinkajou part of the back of his hair off, leaving him with this awkward semi-bald emo haircut. Everyone successfully reached the van before it went all wrong, but practically everyone’s ears temporarily died out when Turtle began to sing Star-Spangled Banner very loudly.
Kinkajou told him that he wasn’t even American, but Turtle called her a fool in return. He purposely changed his name to Sam Washington as the van began to roll off. Turtle began to sing Fifty Nifty United States, and during “The Best United State” part, he hollered Portland (which is actually a city, not a state). Qibli blasted up ‘Born to Be Wild’ to block out the noise. And yet Moonwatcher still proceeded to gaze at De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. 
== Chapter 3: The Trenchcoat! ==
Winter decided he wanted to gamble, and a casino was nearby, so he suggested they went to the casino. Qibli agreed, and Turtle agreed just because it had a tree-shooting game. Kinkajou didn’t care where they went, as long as they had food, and Moonwatcher proceeded to read De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. Suddenly, the trees started speaking Vietnamese, and Turtle grabbed a fake pistol and pointed it at one of the tree’s branches. It was discovered, the trees weren’t actually speaking, it was one of em speaker machines blasting a Vietnamese song behind them. Turtle sang Star Spangled Banner once the tree stopped because one of ‘em nerf bullets blocked the speaker. At last they arrived at the casino. However, the dude who ran it said you had to be 8+ in DY to gamble. Luckily, the dragonets walked in a trench coat (note: Moonwatcher still fixed her eyes on the book, because she worked as the base), with Qibli in a NightWing mask as the head. However, Kinkajou was so intrigued by the senses of roast beef with blusterous sides in a reduction of smelly sauce she slipped out of the trench coat.
Therefore, the dragonets excused it as their daughter. This lead to Kinkajou eating Qibli’s left arm for lying, and it all went kaplop (all except Moonwatcher, reading De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium). As the winglet was banned from the casino, they were hungry, and luckily the sun wasn’t even near the horizon (well, it sorta was, but it wasn’t like fully. Just enough to give something a yellow color, ya know?), so they drove to McDonald’s! Winter got a Quarter-Pounder with six McNuggets, Qibli ordered a Happy Meal with milk and apple slices (and wow, he got a Bugs Bunny card!) Moonwatcher shortly ordered a milkshake due to her intense interest in Coelestium, Turtle required a McChicken along with medium fries, and Kinkajou ate a Kerwin Frost Box with three Double BigMacs, 50 McNuggets, around seventy milkshakes, and two very large fry. Finishing their meals, they decided to go to the better version of a casino: the arcade. 
== Chapter 4: DA ARCADE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO ==
The parking lot was nearly empty so Qibli found an easy parking spot. The winglet entered the building and Moonwatcher wanted a big, purple and green with blue and orange stripes gorilla toy with big dragon wings, taking her eyes off De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium for once. Seeing this as an opportunity to win her heart, Winter and Qibli started a competition for who got the most tickets to pay for the gorilla stuffy. Turtle showed off to his fellow Patriots his amazing clay pigeon-shooting skills while Kinkajou ordered a pizza. First, Winter tried Super Mario, and Qibli challenged Coral to a game of Crossy road (Winter lost warning three tickets, but Qibli earned 20 after three games). Next, they challenged themselves to who was the fastest at Dance Dance Revolution (Winter was). After many more video games, Winter won the bet and got Moonwatcher the expensive prize. However, he shoved him away, trying to stay focused ln De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. 
== Chapter 5: Feed Me, Feed Me ==
Turtle and Kinkajou got in the car early, which Kinkajou still was extremely hungry. (Crazy to think that after she ate a whole toddler, Qibli’s arm, three pizzas, a Kerwin Frost Box, three Double BigMacs, seventy milkshakes, roast beef, and two extremely huge boxes of large fries.) Qibli spanked Winter for beating him at the Moonwatcher competition once they exited the arcade. Everyone, in a few minutes, was in the car, and they started singing a few songs as they drove to Benihana. Qibli refused to eat anymore food due to Winter’s comment on his size. Parking shortly, they all went in as the sun neared the horizon and devoured the rice the chefs cooked in front of them.
For the main course was a multitude of things:
* Teriyaki chicken 
* Stew
* Soup
* Noodles
* Sushi
Kinkajou ate the noodles in one slurp, so she drank the soup and stew for a few spoonfuls. Hungrily chomping down the chicken, the RainWing ate the sushi off her chopstick. Still hungry, she ate the chefs and the rim of Turtle’s hat. Turtle slapped her in return and eventually the whole restaurant was gulped down by Kinkajou. Moonwatcher only ate two spoonfuls of rice, excited to finish De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium. The police pulled up, but Kinkajou inhaled all of the male ones (meaning all but one) and the dogs. The female one tried to arrest her, but the RainWing just slurped her up. Turtle grabbed her and jumped in the car to escape the authorities. Once everyone was gathered in the van, they wanted dessert. Qibli said, “GPS, take me on a route to the nearest Dairy Queen,” but Siri just said, “Playing Take On Me by A-ha and finding directions to Budapest.” Everyone screamed as the car started floating, but luckily Turtle murmured the spell of un-floating (not grammatically correct for this is a joke page) and the car zoomed down to the ground, landing successfully near Dairy Queen.
Everyone was full after such a meal today, but Kinkajou was still insanely hungry. She just needed a few other things before she was full. Deciding to eat 300 Vanilla-Chocolate twists, 3,000 mint chocolate chips, and 30,000 milkshakes, the RainWing got a full - and very upset - stomach. After everyone got in the car again, the engine started running and Kinkajou barfed all over Turtle’s eagle tattoo. He spanked her with a stick as Winter cleaned up the mess. Moonwatcher yet focused on De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium, which she was nearly done with. Qibli parked near the movies, and they got tickets for Migration. 
== Chapter 6: Migration, Migration, We’re Going to Migration ==
Night fell, and it was only 7:00. As the trailers played, the dragonets entered the theater. A trailer for a rerelease of My Neighbor Totoro was displayed as Winter ran to get refreshments for Kinkajou: a popcorn bin, M&Ms, and three large fantas. When the dragons were finally united, Turtle screamed “WE ARE UNITED RAAAAA” and a child in the distance cried. Finally, the lights dimmed and the logo for universal echoed throughout the theater. Moonwatcher was the only one not watching, her mind caught in De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium because the ending was very long. At the end, Winter gave the movie a Z- for not referencing his royal relatives. 
The dragonets, once out of the theater, drove to Jade Mountain, when it was still 8:40. Turtle decided to throw a crazy party in celebration of their success in the road trip! And that is a whole another story. The end!
== Running Gags ==
* Moonwatcher constantly reads a fake copy of De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium, a rare book that popularized the view that the earth revolves around the sun, not the sun around the earth
* Kinkajou hungrily eats something (which becomes the main premise of “Feed Me, Feed Me”)
* Turtle makes an America reference whenever he has the opportunity to
* Winter or Qibli yells at GPS
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