吃土少年 (Chītǔ Shàonián)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
离计划中的下个饭点还遥遥无期 	lí jìhuà zhōng de xià gè fàn diǎn hái yáoyáowúqí 	The next mealtime in my plan is still a long time coming
我空虚的胃袋开始大声抗议 	wǒ kōngxū de wèidài kāishǐ dàshēng kàngyì 	My empty stomach is already starting to make a big protest
盯着脚下土地进行营养成份分析 	dīngzhe jiǎoxià tǔdì jìnxíng yíngyǎng chéngfèn fēnxī 	Staring at the dirt, I start analysing its nutritional composition
至少好过　试图画饼来充饥 	zhìshǎo hǎoguò shìtú huà bǐng lái chōngjī 	At the very least I could, try drawing a cake to while the hunger away
谁说男生不会把购物车塞到满溢 	shéi shuō nánshēng bùhuì bǎ gòuwù chē sāi dào mǎnyì 	Who said that boys can’t shop too much?
我的外设清单第一个不服气 	wǒ de wàishè qīngdān dìyīgè bù fúqì 	My list of my peripherals would soon beg to differ
不知什么时候才等得到降价消息 	bùzhī shénme shíhòu cái děng dé dào jiàngjià xiāoxī 	Sometime when, I ended up receiving the news of the discount
近在眼前　补款仍等待还清 	jìn zài yǎnqián bǔkuǎn réng děngdài huán qīng 	They’re going to be pretty soon, but my funds still need to be refilled
 	 	
吃土少年今天也活的挺顺利 	chītǔ shàonián jīntiān yě huó de tǐng shùnlì 	Today the dirt-eating boy lives his life swimmingly
可钱包余额貌似并不同意 	kě qiánbāo yú'é màosì bìng bù tóngyì 	But his wallet balance doesn’t look like it agrees
发出了支离破碎思考后的声音 	fāchū le zhīlípòsuì sīkǎo hòu de shēngyīn 	He finally says some words, as he expresses his incomprehensible thoughtsThis line is in reference to the Japanese meme “支離滅裂な思考発言”, which means, ‘to express incomprehensible/gibberish thoughts’
吃不上饭和剁手有什么关系 	chībùshàng fàn hé duòshǒu yǒu shénme guānxì 	“But what does online shopping have anything to do with being so poor I can’t eat?”
 	 	
又到了月底恩格尔系数创了新低 	yòu dào le yuèdǐ ēngé'ěr xìshù chuàng le xīndī 	As we reach the end of the month, the Engel’s coefficient drops to a new low
揉着额角慌张地比对着账单明细 	róu zhe éjiǎo huāngzhāng de bǐduì zhe zhàngdān míngxì 	Kneading my temples, I confusedly compare the details on my bills
幸好投稿撸码养得活自己 	xìnghǎo tóugǎo lū mǎ yǎng dé huó zìjǐ 	It’s a good thing that I can make a living from uploading and writing code
不然说不定哪天会买不起主机 	bùrán shuōbudìng nǎ tiān huì mǎi bù qǐ zhǔjī 	Otherwise there might be a day when I couldn’t afford the mainframe
转眼又到了罪大恶极的双十一 	zhuǎnyǎn yòu dào le zuìdà'èjí de shuāng shíyī 	Before I knew it, here comes the reprehensible November 11thNovember 11th is Chinese Single’s Day. Also the biggest annual retail sales day for China.
种完的那么多草都可望而不可即 	zhòng wán de nàme duō cǎo dōu kěwàng ér bù kějí 	Those many fields of grass I’ve planted are now in sight but unattainable
日常羡慕家里有矿的隔壁 	rìcháng xiànmù jiā li yǒu kuàng de gébì 	How I envy the neighbouring family who have mined themselves some coin挖矿 refers to bitcoin mining.
我要为自己喜欢什么不需要犹豫而努力 	wǒ yào wèi zìjǐ xǐhuān shénme bù xūyào yóuyù ér nǔlì 	I, too, want to be free of hesitation or work when indulging in my hobbies
 	 	
要说支出大项怎么能少得了游戏 	yào shuō zhīchū dà xiàng zěnme néng shǎo déliǎo yóuxì 	When expending funds for a main item, there’s no way I could leave my video games out
蒸汽这个单词有两个意义 	zhēngqì zhège dāncí yǒu liǎng gè yìyì 	You’ll find that this word, Steam, has two meanings behind it
即便嘴上对爆率和运营表示嫌弃 	jíbiàn zuǐ shàng duì bàolǜ hé yùnyíng biǎoshì xiánqì 	Even though I talk a lot of crap about drop rate and business model
再氪一单　十连单抽出奇迹 	zài kè yī dān shí lián dān chōuchū qíjī 	I’m buying one more microtransaction, one unto a streak of ten in hopes of extracting a miracle
创作投稿是吃土生活的娱乐途径 	chuàngzuò tóugǎo shì chītǔ shēnghuó de yúlè tújìng 	Creating content is the means to amuse yourself when living the dirt-eating life
审核一过马上严肃坐直身体 	shěnhé yīguò mǎshàng yánsù zuò zhí shēntǐ 	But as I look over briefly, the solemnness is enough to make me sit up with alarm
盯着播放评论弹幕首页疯狂刷新 	dīngzhe bòfàng pínglùn dànmù shǒuyè fēngkuáng shuā xīn 	Staring at the view count and comments, I frantically refresh the homepage
硬币收藏　点赞千万别客气 	yìngbì shōucáng diǎn zàn qiānwàn bié kèqì 	Please don’t be shy in giving me BiliBili coin硬币 ‘BiliBili coin’ is a virtual currency in BiliBili that you can give to content creators to show appreciation. and faving
 	 	
吃土少年今天也活的挺顺利 	chītǔ shàonián jīntiān yě huó de tǐng shùnlì 	Today the dirt-eating boy lives his life swimmingly
至少存款和血条都没归零 	zhìshǎo cúnkuǎn hé xuètiáo dōu méi guī líng 	At the very least his balance and HP haven’t dropped to zero
年轻人劝你别碰不该碰的东西 	niánqīng rén quàn nǐ bié pèng bù gāi pèng de dōngxī 	Young one, I’ll advise you not to touch anything that shouldn’t be touched
烧钱的坑每个都深不见底 	shāo qián de kēng měi gè dōu shēnbùjiàndǐ 	There are many traps just waiting to take your money away, and once you’re in, you can’t crawl back out入坑, lit. ‘to (willingly) enter a (trap)hole’, is slang for ‘to become fixated’, ‘to become addicted to something’.
 	 	
塑料小人奇装异服和画面截图器 	sùliào xiǎo rén qízhuāngyìfú hé huàmiàn jiétú qì 	Tiny plastic men, bizarre clothing and picture screencap deviceThese are oblique words for ‘action figure’, ‘cosplay attire’, and ‘SLR camera’
小型发热装置暖耳罩还有打字工具 	xiǎoxíng fārè zhuāngzhì nuǎn ěr zhào hái yǒu dǎzì gōngjù 	Miniature heat-emitting device, warm earmuffs and typing tool‘Video card’, ‘earphones’, and ‘keyboard’
多想每天都蹲在家拆快递 	duō xiǎng měitiān dōu dūn zàijiā chāi kuàidì 	I wish I could crouch at home every day to unbox the express deliveries
就算为了这种梦想我也不能放弃 	jiùsuàn wèile zhè zhǒng mèngxiǎng wǒ yě bùnéng fàngqì 	I’m not going to give up even if it’s for the sake of a dream like this
钱花不出去怎么有赚回来的动力 	qián huā bu chūqù zěnme yǒu zhuàn huílái de dònglì 	If I don’t spend my money then how will I be motivated to earn it?
跟吃饱了才有心思减肥是一个道理 	gēn chī bǎo le cái yǒu xīnsī jiǎnféi shì yīgè dàolǐ 	It’s the same logic as being motivated to lose weight only when you’ve eaten well
我在一步一步向理想靠近 	wǒ zài yībù yībù xiàng lǐxiǎng kàojìn 	Step by step, I am getting a little closer to my dreams
说不定哪天就能和现在仰视的大佬看齐 	shuōbudìng nǎ tiān jiù néng hé xiànzài yǎngshì de dàlǎo kànqí 	Who knows, maybe I’ll even be like one of those big shots I look up to?
 	 	
虽说吃土时总会忍不住抱怨几句 	suīshuō chītǔ shí zǒng huì rěnbùzhù bàoyuàn jǐ jù 	Even though it’s known that you can’t help but grumble and complain when living the dirt-eating life
其实收到期待的东西后比谁都开心 	qíshí shōu dào qídài de dōngxī hòu bǐ shéi dōu kāixīn 	The truth is I can’t help but be the happiest person in the world when I’ve finally gotten something I was looking forward to
能得到却错过了　多可惜 	néng dédào què cuòguò le duō kěxí 	To have something in reach but ending up missing it, would be very regrettable
我只想让每笔钱都用的更有意义 	wǒ zhǐ xiǎng ràng měi bǐ qián dōu yòng de gèng yǒu yìyì 	I only want to spend my money on things with a little more meaning
钱花不出去怎么有赚回来的动力 	qián huā bu chūqù zěnme yǒu zhuàn huílái de dònglì 	If I don’t spend my money then how will I be motivated to earn it?
跟吃饱了才有心思减肥是一个道理 	gēn chī bǎo le cái yǒu xīnsī jiǎnféi shì yī gè dàolǐ 	It’s the same logic as being motivated to lose weight only when you’ve eaten well
就算现在日子过得不容易 	jiùsuàn xiànzài rìzi guò dé bù róngyì 	So what if today isn’t going too well?
努力下去梦想总有天是能实现的我坚信 	nǔlì xiàqù mèngxiǎng zǒngyǒu tiān shì néng shíxiàn de wǒ jiānxìn	I’ll keep going at it, and eventually my dreams will come to fruition, that’s what I truly believe
==Translation Notes==
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