Zombeh Attack 2/Transcript

==Transcript==
("Ghost Town" by The Special plays, Edd and Tom and an unknown woman attends at Tord's funeral. Edd drops a fork and a spoon Tord uses from the previous Zombeh Attack episode after the funeral ceremony is finished, Edd leaves away. A lightning struck at Tord's fork and spoon, causing Tord to rise from his grave. The scene moves to Edd's house.)
Tord, outside the window: Edward, let me in!..
Edd: Who's out there?
Tord: It's Tord...
Edd: No, tha-- that's impossible... You-- you're dead!
Tord: Edward, Edwaaard!..
Edd: Cut that out!
Tord: I'm in your car, Edward!
Edd: Hey, get out of there!
Tord: Then lemme in!
Edd: Fine come in, wipe your feet...
Tord: Edd, I need your help. I must find the Necronomicon for inside it's passages lies the cure for this zombie curse on my corpse.
Edd: Why do you need MY help?!
Tord: Help me, or I'll eat your brains.
Edd: I'll get my coat...
(Meanwhile... at Matt's grave. "Resurrection by Breakbeat" by Altered Beast plays while God revives Matt.)
God: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
("Resurrection by Breakbeat" by Altered Beast plays, the scene moves to Matt going to Tom's apartment.)
Matt: Tom!
Tom: (drunk, mumbles)
Matt: Tom, I've come back. BACK FROM THE GRAVE! I need your help to--
(Tom throws up on Matt.)
Tom: Whoops, sorry I threw up on your err--
Matt: I know, just come with me!
Tord: (pain)
Edd: What?!
Tord: I er, I slammed the door on my leg... Hey look, it's Kim and Katya!
(Kim and Katya groans, Edd speeds his car and hit them both. On the way to Necronomicon, Edd stops the car for the red light and seeing Matt and Tom on the cross-walk, Matt notices and stands while Tom continues to cross. Edd speeds up his car but misses, causing him to crash his car. Edd and Tord now has to walk to the Necronomicon.)
Tord: Crap! Matt must be after the Necronomicon too! We have to get to the book's resting place before him!
Edd: This way! I know a shortcut! 
(The scene moves to an alleyway, Edd is piggybacking Tord.)
Edd: And we just take a left here and... holy shit.
(Edd and Tord across a horde of zombehs, "Leave You Far Behind" by Lunatic Calm plays, Edd and Tord kills some of them with a shovel and a shotgun. After engaging in a brief battle with the Zombehs, many more appears.)
Edd: RUN AWAY!!
(The scene moves to Tom and Matt, near the Necronomicon.)
Tom: Hello?
Psycosis: You have to help me, there are zombies everywhere!
(Matt eats Psycosis' head off.)
Tom: Matt, do you HAVE to eat every survivor that comes to us?
Matt: Finally, the Necronomicon's resting place.
Tom: Mmm... Inviting.
Matt: Three books?! Nobody ever said anything about THREE books!
(Matt tries to grab a book, but Ash Williams steals it and opens it for himself.)
Matt: Hey!
Ash Williams: ARGHHH!!!
(Ash opens the book, causing his head to burst and get the blood to Tom's face. Matt opens up another book, but then falls to the book. Edd and Tord arrives at the Necronomicon.)
Edd: I wonder where Matt is...
Tord: (in backwards) I'm in your car, Edward.
(Heavenly music plays, Tord dies in peace to heaven.)
Tom: Edd, let's go get me drunk.
(A book opens and reveals a hand coming out of it, revealing Matt is back.)
("Fashion Zombies!" by The Aquabats! plays for the credits scene.)
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