Asdf Movies

This is a list of ALL asdf movie quotes.
==Asdf movie==
(Child giggles)
Dad: Gotcha nose!
(Door kicked open)
Cop: Look out he's got a nose!!!
(Shoots multiple times)
Man1: You've gotta help me, man, my tie is evil and its gonna kill me!!
(Man2 steps away slowly. Man1 looks at his tie)
Man1: Please don't hurt me.
Tie: Mwa ha ha
Man: Hello, parking meter!
Parking meter: Hello!
Man1: Hey, hey, hey dude, smell my flower
(Man2 leans foward and smells it)
Man2: Mmmmmm...
(Leans back. Waits. Giant dinosaur jumps out of Man1)
Man2: lol.
Man1: Hey man.
(Man2 punches his face)
Man1: Ow, what the hell is wrong with you!
Disembodied voice: Level up!
Woman: Somebody help me I'm being robbed!
Tree man: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!
(Turns into a tree. Does nothing.)
Man: Die potato!
Potato: Noooooooooooo!
(Splat.)
Man: Mmmmmm. Yum.
(Sticks knife in cake)
Cake: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Why would you do this!? I have a wife and family!
Man: Nooooooooooooo!
Cake: Argh! The pain! Its unbearable!
Man: What have I done?!
Cake: Aaaargh! Tell my children I love them!
(Moves slowly to the table edge)
Cupcakes: Daddy!
Cake: Argh!
(Falls of the edge)
Man: Noooooooooooooo!
Cupcakes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Splat.)
Man1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.
(Looks down. There is a knife in him)
Man1: Oh, come on!
==Asdf movie 2==
Man1: I baked you a pie!
Man2: Oh boy! What flavour?!
Man1: Pie flavour.
(Mini pie jumps out of the pie)
Girl: I like singing
Boy: I like dancing
I-like-trains-kid: I like trains
(Train runs him over)
Man1: You know it says gullible on the ceiling.
Man2: (Looks up) Oh so it does. (Looks back down) Oh, you stole my lungs.
Man1: Die potato!
(Potato pulls out a gun)
Potato: Not today.
Strange clown: Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama how to drive!
Llama in a car: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Strange clown: No, llama, no!
(Llama drives off a cliff)
Man1: What are you, a man or a mouse!?
(A horse)
Woman: Hey, kids! I brought you some cookies!
Kids: Oh yay! I like cookies!
I-like-trains-kid: I like trains
(Train runs him over)
Jingle song: Desmond the moon bear!
Desmond: How did I get here?
Voice: THE END!!!
Man holding a book: Ha ha ha. I can't read.
Man1: Kitten fight!
Man2: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!
(Kitten lands on his face. He pulls it off. It is adorable)
Man2: Awwwww...
(He dies)
Dad: What are you up to, son?
I-like-trains-kid: I like trains
Dad: Ha ha ha. Yes you do.
Man1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.
(Train runs him over)
Man1: I can't wait to eat this bagel!
Man2: Yes you can
Man1: Yeah... I guess you're right.
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