(S1) Chapter 3: Not Getting the Milk

After the wonky battle with HAM, Errrr404 and Dababy Car Driver continued their drive to The Multidimensional 7/11. After a couple more minutes of driving, they arrived to the destination, and the brakes activated, as the dababy car let out a small ‘lets go’ as it parked. Errrr404 opened the door, exiting the dababy car, and closing the door behind him. Dababy Car Driver exited from the driver’s seat, as suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his back cuz he’s an old man.
“My back… oh my back.” Dababy Car Driver said, holding his back in pain as Errrr404 and Errrr182 walked over to him. Errrr182 cracked his back back into shape with his now corporal hands. Dababy Car Driver let out a heavy breath, as he chuckled lightly. The group walked into The Multidimensional 7/11, as Dababy Car Driver closed the car door and locked the car. The three walked to the desk, where Comedytale Grillby was cleaning a glass.
”Hey we’d like two number 9s, a number 7 large, and a chocolate milk.“ Errrr404 said, as Comedytale Grillby scribbled the order down. He gave a nod, indicating he had finished writing down the order. Errrr404, Errrr182, and Dababy Car Driver walked over to a table and sat down. Errrr404 stretched out, yawning as he, his brother, and his father waited for food to arrive.
”Hey, pops, I need chocolate milk, so ima see if they have one of those things where you can just buy it right out of the machine rather than waiting for our order to finish.” Errrr404 said, as Dababy Car Driver nodded. Errrr404 got up, as Errrr182 followed him, groaning in mild annoyance, due to being dragged place-from-place without his permission. After a bit of walking, Errrr404 found a strange man in a convenient alleyway.
”Hey do you want some chocolate milk kid?” The man asked. Errrr404 walked over, as the man revealed his chocolate milk. Errrr404 reached for it, as the man let him have it. He sipped the chocolate milk, as the man cackled evilly.
“Hey kid, I know who you are. I can help you bring Betatale back, and bring back all your friends!” The man said. Errrr404 blinked in confusion as he squinted at the man. The man had crooked teeth, a malevolent smile, an evil laugh, bloodshot eyes, and looked the most suspicious he basically could.
“…please say no.” Errrr182 said to his brother, who nodded. He turned to the man, about to refuse, but the man spoke.
“You can bring the love of your life back as well!” The man said profoundly, as Errrr404 lost focus, quickly running over to him, as Errrr182 put his head in his hands, groaning in annoyance at his brother’s lack of foresight.
”YESPLEASETHANKYOUWHEREDOIGO?” Errrr404 asked, as the man smiled his crooked smile.
”Just to Average Forest Dimension. And you can call me Cliche Creepy Person, or CCP for short. MWAHAWHAWHHAHAWAHWAW” CCP cackled, before disappearing assumedly to Average Forest Dimension.
Errrr404 walked back to Dababy Car Driver as the food arrived and he paid the bill. Dababy Car Driver looked up at him in confusion, due to how happy he seemed, and in comparison to how annoyed and peeved Errrr182 seemed by comparison.
”ICANBRINGITBACKLETSGORIGHTNOW” Errrr404 said, as he opened a portal. If he can portal anywhere at will why couldn’t he escape from the knuckleses? DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, NERD. Meanwhile, as Dababy Car Driver was about to say something, Errrr404 grabbed him and yeeted him through the portal, before throwing himself through said portal as well.
Errrr404, Errrr182, and Dababy Car Driver landed in Average Forest Dimension. For some reason, DCD had no issue with being thrown through a portal without eating and was completely fine with this act from his son. The group all looked around at their surroundings with intrigue, until realizing it was just forest and plains. They all collectively sighed, until Errrr404 began walking towards CCP, who had seemingly been waiting for them. How did he know exactly where they would portal to? STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS POOPYFACE! Anyway, Errrr404 approached CCP, reaching over and tapping him on the shoulder.
”…eh” CCP groaned half-heartedly, turning to Errrr404 as he groaned half-heartedly.
“Oh, right, you want to bring your friends back. Go into that very safe and interesting castle to go find a thing that can help you with that.” CCP said, as the group entered. Errrr404 grabbed a torch, using it to light the group’s way as they walked through the castle. Meanwhile, CCP ran out of earshot, grabbing his phone and calling HAM.
”Yo, boss, they be in da castle now.” CCP said into the phone.
”Gooddddd… GOOODDDDD!” HAM said maniacally.
Errrr404 walked up the stairs along with Errrr182, as Dababy Car Driver went to look for whatever artifact they had to find to bring Betatale back. Errrr404 and his brother reached the top of the old, creaky stairs, seeing a room. There was the statue of a meditating man, made out of solid gold in the center of the room, illuminated by a nearby window and four torches all around. Errrr404 walked up to it, nervously tapping it with his finger, as it exploded, revealing HAM.
”Surprise Motherfuckaaaaaa!” HAM shouted, raising his hands as walls came down, blocking the former exit. Errrr404 and Errrr182 backed up nervously, as suddenly Hate!Sans and Horror!Sans showed up behind them, shoving them forward and cackling like little gremlins, as HAM joined in, laughing maniacally.
”THESE ARE MY NEW FRIENDS, 404! THEY SHALL HELP ME DESTROY YOU! MWA HAW HAW HAW!” HAM said, continuing his sinister cackle, as 404 stopped for a moment, reading the previous chapters quickly.
”Wait, when was it established you had allies? All that was established was Ugandan Knuckles and sort of CCP. Where tf did these dudes come from?” 404 asked, doing a funny rock eyebrow raise at the susness of this situation. HAM let out a Jabba The Hutt laugh, clearly finding the questioning amusing.
”You FOOL! You can’t find it in the story because I got them OFF-SCREEN! MWA HAW HAW HAW!” HAM said, laughing maniacally again, as 404 made a bruh face. Suddenly, Hate Sans and Horror Sans attacked, trying to beat 182 and 404. They just raised their hands, firing energy beams that obliterated both, as the power level difference was laughable.
”Ah, shit, oi fergawt.” HAM said, putting his fist to his head and groaning in annoyance.
”IT DOESN’T MATTER, I’LL KILL YOU ANYWAY! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!” He cackled, drawing his whip from r/cursedimages and sprinting at 404 and 182. 404 got into a fighting position, as HAM swung the whip at him. 404 dodged, evading several more strikes, until HAM wrapped the whip around his ankle, slamming him onto the ground behind him. 182 dashed over, punching HAM in the side and freeing his brother. HAM snapped the whip, as he grabbed his joint. He blew a puff, creating an army of clones in the mist.
The clones ran at 404 and 182, as they struggled to fight off the horde of HAMs. HAM ran over to 404, decking him in the face as 404 staggered. 404 was dragged by the HAM clones, as 182 kept fighting. Suddenly, because of 404 being dragged, 182 was as well, causing him to get restrained and tackled. HAM cackled maniacally, finally being victorious over his old rivals, Billy Mays and Dekios, until he heard a voice.
”Yo, HAM. That ain’t cool bruv.” Said the voice, as HAM turned, his already insane eyes turning bloodshot with rage. It was nome other than gigachad Adam Sandler. Turns out, he was such a chad that God just decided to bring him back from the dead in order to spread his chadliness more throughout the world.
”Adam, my old nemesis.” HAM said, snapping his r/cursedimages whip as his clones restrained 404 and 182. Adam smirked, brushing his mohawk back, as he prepared to fight. HAM screamed, running forward like a crackhead as he swung the whip madly. Adam dodged, suddenly, HAM was swept, as Adam knelt down, right in front of HAM as he fell.
”Bruh, that’s just cringe.” Adam said, slamming his knee up as he shot HAM through the ceiling like a missile.
HAM flew through the sky, but suddenly, he noticed his joint was gone. He paused mid-air, processing for a moment. He screamed with rage, glowing dark purple with a gint of green. He flew down, tackling Adam Sandler through the floor of the castle’s top floor. Meanwhile, the clones dragged 404 and 182 into little ships, flying away with them as they watched Adam fight HAM.
HAM grabbed Adam, punching him in the face repeatedly. Adam caught one of HAM’s punches, only for HAM to bite his fingers (ouch D:) and continue beating the shit outta Adam. He threw Adam through a portal, sending him to McNothing’s, a dimension of literally nothing at all.
Meanwhile, Dababy Car Driver got into his car, as he saw the horde of Ugandan Knuckleses arriving on his floor, clicking rapidly. DCD quickly hit the gas, and flew away. HAM went down to that floor, beginning to smoke a new joint as the lead Knuckles approached him.
”He got away muh king *click*, but we can chase him if needed.” The Knuckles said.
”No… he is of no concern. My brothers are captured, and that is all that currently matters. HAM did Jerma sus smile, as he turned to the camera.
”I’m gonna have a GREAT time dissecting this.”
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