Duck Hunt vs Banjo & Kazooie

The annoying mutt from Duck Hunt, The Dog, raps against the bear and bird duo from the franchise of the same name, Banjo and Kazooie, to see which bird and beast duo is better.
== Cast + Locations + Beat ==
Matt as The Dog (voice), at Hunting Grounds
EpicLLOYD as Banjo (voice) and Nice Peter as Kazooie (voice), at Spiral Mountain
Animation for everyone done by Corridor Digital
Beat: Down the Pole
== The Battle ==
Banjo's text is in bold, Kazooie's text is in italics
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS.
DUCK HUNT
VS
BANJO & KAZOOIE
GO!
=== Duck Hunt: ===
(dog laughs)
Look! I’ve found the bones of a series left in shambles
If you’re anything like your fanboys, than your brain must be scrambled
Like your eggs, sequel quality, and your licensing rights
So check my bark and my bite when you’re inciting a fight
You were the Nuts & Bolts of Rare, now their name is self aware 
Because after Microsoft I looked and couldn’t find them anywhere
Your games were shiny and polished but now they’re more rusted
I was kicking this can, you two were kicking the bucket
=== Banjo & Kazooie: ===
This Duo with no identity is more than just in name
Guh Huh!! Nintendogs were already in the game! 
Kazooie! NO MATTER WHO YOU ASK THEY ALL DESPISE YOU
YOUVE ALREADY ANNOYED ME MORE THAN THAT WITCH GRUNTILDA’S RHYMES DO
It’s okay Kazooie, it’s clear this that dog can’t spit fire
Which is funny when you factor in the Dalmatian attire
So you really think you can best the best tag team HARDLY
LETS SHOW THIS MUTT This isn’t our first party
=== Duck Hunt: ===
Too slow on the draw! Im the one who’s known by gamers!
While You’re more known for ripping off of King K Rool’s trailer
Slap me aside but you know that I’m iconic 
The backseat driver’s in charge here, isn’t that ironic 
Kazooie face it, you’re placements only for comedic words
And you know I’m pretty good at taking our wounded birds
Banjo you’re too nice for a diss rap but I guess it doesn’t matter
Even Mumbo couldn’t turn you two morons to better rappers
=== Banjo & Kazooie: ===
Here I thought this gunman would sling out more retorts
Only bought for your bundle - A PISS POOR WII SPORTS
We don’t swear in this series WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?
They think that they’re up our alley THEY MISSED THEIR DAMN SHOT
*sigh* This is a family channel, please watch what you say
Let’s not get banned like their stage in competitive play!
Now don’t get too mad, but unlike your game, you got played 
SO BAD EVEN OLD YELLER MET A BETTER FATE
=== Announcer: ===
GAME SET!
AND THE WINNER IS...
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS.