Ghost Pirate of the Abandoned Fairground

During a drive, Snips, Snails, Spike, Winona, Apple Bloom, Applejack and the gang breakdown in front of a spooky old fairground where a ghost pirate is haunting it
== Script ==
(We open on a hippie van which is a 1969 Volkswagen bus which is blue on the bottom part and white on the top part)
Bulk:I think we're just about to make it back to Canterlot. This van Sandalwood's folks lent us could really use a tune up.
Spike:I hope I can get some dinner.
Snails:Yeah, dinner.
Snips:Yeah, I could use some dinner too.
Winona:Me too.
(The van starts breaking down)
Sandalwood:Uh-oh dudes, like the Curiosity Camper's breaking down.
(They get out)
Flash:This can't be happening.
Spike:Oh it's happenin' alright.
Fluttershy:It's scary out here.
Micro Chips:Yeah it's scary Fluttershy but we got to find help if we can get back on the road.
(Bulk, Flash, Timber and Applejack check the engine)
Applejack:We won't be goin anywhere anytime soon. We're gonna have to spend the night.
Winona:What?! Spend the night here?! In a spooky deserted road?! Oh boy! Now I've seen it all!
Spike:Me too Winona!
Timber:Don't worry guys I could fix it in a jip.
Sonata:(Spots something)Hey look. (Cuts to an amusement park)An amusement park.
Aria:(OS)It's kind of quant.
Adagio:(OS)And amusing, but not amusing in a good way.
(Back to the gang)
Timber:I can fix this fast.
Flash:No, come on Timber if it's an abandoned amusement park, we investigate it.
Timber:Oh boy.
(They run over to the park and we fade to them at the front gate)
Trixie:Hmm, strange. This seems weird.
Micro Chips:What's your first clue?
Juniper:I agree with Trixie. This place gives me the creeps.
Wallflower:Yeah but it's only a creepy old amusement park.
Snails:If we have to find buildings to sleep in I call dibs on the hotdog stand.
Snips:Me too!
Sonata:I call the taco stand!
Spike:I call pizza stand!
Winona:Hamburger stand is mine!
Apple Bloom:I get the cotton candy machine!
(Wailing is heard)
Rarity:Goodness! What's that awful sound?!
(Cuts to the entrance, a mysterious pirate appears, he is a Caucasian male with black hair and black mustache and goatee and black pirate hat and a brown pirate shirt which is open revealing his stomach and he wears black pants and has an eyepatch over his right eye and a bandanna wrapped around his head and black boots and a black belt with a pirate sword attached to it and has a hook hand on his left hand)
Ghost of Captain Black Jack:Beware all those Lilly liver landlubbers who cross paths with Captain Black Jack! Leave my land at once!
(Disappears and the gang are shocked)
Apple Bloom:D-D-Did y'all see that?!
Lyra:Yeah, he disappeared!
Trixie:This really is haunted!
Lyra:I'm starting to agree with Snips, Snails, Spike, Winona and Timber. This is starting to be scary here.
(Timber acts like he is presenting Lyra)
Timber:Mhhm! See?! Even Lyra agrees.
Fluttershy:I also agree with Snips, Snails, Spike, Winona and Timber! This is creepy!
Applejack:Easy there y'all, let's not pull out of this rodeo just yet. It seems we've drove right into a mystery.
Sci-Twi:And that pirate, he said he was Captain Black Jack. He lived over a hundred years ago.
Micro Chips:Yeah but Black Jack died at sea after perishing from starvation. He and his crew.
Sandalwood:Unless it really is the Ghost of Captain Black Jack.
Aria:(OS)Hey guys, over here.
(Cuts to her)
Aria:I found this piece of paper. It doesn't look like a map.
(Adagio comes over and looks over)
Adagio:It looks like a set of blueprints. And for an even better carnival.
(Cuts to Sandalwood)
Sandalwood:So that's like plans for a better amusement park?
Adagio:(OS)Yes.
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:Like wow, we've caught some pretty creepy cats. The Sea Demon, the RiverRunner, the Zombie Pirate, the Red Beast Monster, the Creature of the Swamp, the Haunted Horse, the Traffic School Mummy.
Snips:Yeah it was all scary.
(Cuts to Gloriosa)
Gloriosa:We've gotta find some clues.