Amir/Quotes

Amir's voice lines and sound effects.
=In Höllvania Central Mall=
== On Approach ==
*Amir: "C'mon boss! Gimme something to do! Amir's gotta shake the sillies out!" 
*Amir: "Yo Quincy! I'm putting together a game of Fables and Frontiers. You want in? Quincy? Quincy? Okay, I'm just gonna put you down as 'Zorgon Dwarf-Exploder, Cleric'." 
*Amir: "Oh, oh! Gah, Eleanor, you always give great advice." 
*Amir: "Lettie's always looking after everyone, but who's looking after Lettie?" 
*Amir: "One of these nights I'll work up the guts and ask Aoi to dance. Ha, ah, she'll kill me." 
*Amir: "Fun games! Big prizes!" 
*Amir: "Only the best Infested meatsuit technology this backwater town has to offer!" 
*Amir: "Let's deal!" 
*Amir: "Oh lovely bed, oh downy bed, with a spot for my head. How I long for your pillow, which feels like a big marshmallow. But it doesn't taste like one." 
*Amir: "Y'ever get the feeling Quincy's sister was raised as an only child?" 
*Amir: "What's shakin'?" 
== Greetings ==
*Amir: "Any time I think I've gotten better at this whole combat thing, I remember that time I saw Arthur operate a dude like a piece of machinery whose function was to destroy itself in three moves." 
*Amir: "Do you ever go to a party and think how many human skulls are in that room with you? Isn't that weird?" 
*Amir: "Been meaning to ask, does "Dark Space 2050" ever get a second season?" 
*Amir: "These days there's not a lot a person can rely on. But one thing I know for sure is that at 7 o'clock every morning I'll be wrenched awake by one of Lettie's rats aggressively making out with me." 
*Amir: "Nah, Quincy and I don't have beef. He's gold! Insomuch as his value fluctuates wildly." 
*Amir: "One shot espresso in a tall glass, two lumps sugar, swizzle, add two-thirds ice, top with cola. Try it the next time you're feeling anxious. Calms me right down." 
*Amir: "Chat IRL? Cool." 
*Amir: "Weird to think that the world outside of all this is still just chuggin' along, huh? I wonder if Mystic Tomes 6 will be released this year." 
*Amir: "Hey hey hey! How's my favorite chronospatial freak show doing?" 
*Amir: "Greetings and salutations." 
=== Available at Rank 5 - Pizza Party ===
*Amir: "You ever had the same dream, over and over again? I'm at this keyboard right, and I think I beat this game, and then...like I'm floating above myself and I think you're there...yea you're there, and I have the strangest feeling I'm like leaving you right at the worst moment. Weird, huh?" 
*Amir: "I know you can't tell me much about, y'know, how everything goes but... it does get better than this... right?" 
*Amir: "It's funny. I only took the Omnia job because I thought the money might impress this girl I really liked, back home. Now, I'll probably never see her again. Now, maybe, she isn't even that girl anymore." 
*Amir: "Always got time for ya, you know that." 
*Amir: "Y'know, anytime you want a little multiplayer I'm up for it." 
== Shop ==
=== First visit ===
*Amir: "Games, salvaged tech, a whole pile of guns... Top score on any of the cabinets could score you something pret-ty sweet. Yep. Definitely the coooolest place in this whole mall." 
=== Viewing Wares ===
*Amir: "Ooh! How about this one? It bifurcates people laterally!" 
*Amir: "Might I interest you in a gun that requires no skill to operate but a lifetime to master?" 
*Amir: "Ever wake up with a migraine, in a stranger's underwear, there's an exotic bird in the chandelier and you have no idea where you are? Me neither. Buy this one, it can shoot through entire libraries." 
*Amir: "Anything described as 'its own reward' is probably not worth much, which is why all this stuff is really expensive." 
*Amir: "Y'know, if nothing in here's working for you, you could try Eleanor's stuff. Remember: it's only a nameless horror till you name it." 
*Amir: "Alright! This stuff is so up your alley you're practically getting mugged." 
*Amir: "I had a dream that Quincy was on a dinner date, sneezed mid-swallow and cannoned two feet of spaghetti out of each nostril. Anyway, need a gun?" 
*Amir: "So, what's your favorite cabinet? Caliber Chicks? That one frickin' rocks." 
*Amir: "Ain't nobody beating Amir's high score." 
*Amir: "You need it, I got it. Aaas long as you need something best kept out of the hands of children." 
*Amir: "Soooo... what are we thinking?" 
=== Leaving After Purchasing An Item ===
*Amir: "Thank you kindly." 
*Amir: "You got it." 
*Amir: "No problemo." 
*Amir: "Sweet!" 
*Amir: "Okey doke." 
*Amir: "Everyone's a winner." 
*Amir: "Aaaaand here's your change." 
=== Leaving Without Purchasing ===
*Amir: "Aw." 
*Amir: "Okeydokey." 
*Amir: "Was it the smell? Look, the whole mall smells like this, I don't know what to tell you." 
*Amir: "All good, friendo." 
*Amir: "Roger roger." 
*Amir: "Okey." 
*Amir: "Nuts." 
*Amir: "Oh aaaalright." 
*Amir: "You'll be back." 
*Amir: "Playing hard to get, huh?" 
*Amir: "Yup." 
== Farewells ==
*Amir: "Bye." 
*Amir: "So long." 
*Amir: "Come again." 
*Amir: "See ya." 
*Amir: "Roger that." 
*Amir: "Okay." 
*Amir: "Anytime." 
*Amir: "Later." 
*Amir: "Check ya later." 
*Amir: "Meet you at Big Bytes." 
*Amir: "You got it." 
=== Available at Rank 5 - Pizza Party ===
*Amir: "See you soon." 
*Amir: "Always." 
*Amir: "'Til next time." 
*Amir: "Keep yourself in one piece." 
*Amir: "Cool cool cool." 
== Exclusive Dialogue ==
=== When Dating ===
==== Ask to Date. ====
* Amir: "Oh wow, oh wow." 
===== Ask to Date (Confirm) =====
====== First Time ======
* Amir: "Me? Really? Us? Oh. Ohhh. YES!" 
====== Subsequent Times ======
* Amir: "I just really should stand up for myself, I really should say 'no second chances' but yes, ok. A second chance." 
====== Rejected ======
* Amir: "The time traveler's charisma was far too low to woo the champion Amir! Sorry I'm not good at rejections." 
===== "Never mind" =====
* Amir: "Do you struggle with making decisions? I do, I mean I think I do. Can I get back to you on that?" 
==== "We should break up..." ====
* Amir: What? … R-really? Wha - What did I do? Are you sure? 
===== First Time =====
* Amir: "I- I- Yeah… I understand…" 
===== Subsequent Times =====
* Amir: "I… okay, but this was your second chance, and… you're not gonna get a third." 
===== "Never mind" =====
* Amir: "OK. Ok.. This - This feels mean of you." 
==== Greetings ====
*Amir: "This ain't so bad, am I right? The world is our oyster! And, now, also, it kinda looks like an oyster." 
*Amir: "Hard to imagine things being much worse, but... I wouldn't have met you otherwise. Hard to feel bad about that." 
*Amir: "I was thinking we could get matching t-shirts with each other's faces on it. Would that be weird?" 
*Amir: "I swear I could get your face tattooed on the inside of my eyelids." 
*Amir: "So tonight we're gonna settle in with a family-size pie and I'm gonna show you my top three episodes of 'Warrior Queen Zasta'. It's the arc where her alien-prince half-brother discovers he turns into a sword when he's embarrassed." 
*Amir: "Me? Oh you know. Just chillin', playin' it cool, like I do. Were you thinking about me?" 
==== Farewells ====
*Amir: "Love you." 
*Amir: "See you back home, sweetie." 
*Amir: "(Sighs happily)" 
*Amir: "Anytime, babycakes." 
*Amir: "How'd I get so lucky?" 
== In the Backroom ==
=== On Approach ===
*Amir: "Helminth is very good at Caliber Chicks, by the way. Suspiciously good." 
*Amir: "Heard ya coming." 
*Amir: "Hello Warframe with... benefits. Hehe." 
*Amir: "I am a Warframe. Or is a Warframe me?" 
*Amir: "Hmmm. Thinking." 
*Amir: "Fables and Frontiers but with guns. Oh, that could work. Yeah." 
*Amir: "Roll for initiative." 
*Amir: "Ah! A ghost." 
*Amir: "(Revving noises) Oh no! (explosion noises)" 
*Amir: "Hello my Void kitten. Meow." 
*Amir: "Jillian, Lillian, Amirian. Yeah." 
*Amir: "Arthur this is Agent Lightning please send 10 Pizzas to the NEST. Lightning Out." 
*Amir: "Oh, sorry baby babe, just on a call. Yes so as I was saying I am the luckiest guy alive." 
*Amir: "Is there an evil Amir? Is it Rima? Amir backwards? I'll find him." 
*Amir: "Video games. Yeah. Fun to kill there, totally painful to kill the people out there not in the game that want to kill us. Yeah." 
*Amir: "Oh, naptime's over." 
*Amir: "L is for the - you look at me - and then you keep looking at me - and oh no I should stop singing." 
*Amir: "Record-holder Amir Beckett stands undefeated, not a single high score higher than his at any video game in the mall-turned-HQ." 
*Amir: "Eleanorrrr. Ah! You can hear me." 
*Amir: "I really hope Eleanor couldn't feel what we did last night in her mind. Yuck. Ah. Oh god." 
*Amir: "Zap." 
*Amir: "I'll never let a battery die in this place." 
*Amir: "So let's interface our peripherals later? If you know what I mean? I think I know what I mean." 
*Amir: "Fables and Frontiers campaign idea: A very talented lightning caster gets seduced by a time traveling angel from the future. Yeah." 
*Amir: "H - fancy O - L - L - V - A - N - I - A. Only one fancy O!" 
*Amir: "Knock knock." 
*Amir: "I like it right here, and over there, and there and even up there." 
*Amir: "Amir + You = Amiryou." 
*Amir: "I think if I type fast enough I could email everyone in the world. HELLO WORLD! It's Amir!" 
*Amir: "I DIDN'T hack ANY of your computers. Or did I?" 
*Amir: "Do I regret destroying my only Atomicycle? No." 
=== Greetings ===
* Amir: "Hey hey hey!" 
* Amir: "Oh Hello, Mon Cheri." 
* Amir: "Heya." 
* Amir: "Amir Online." 
* Amir: "Hi." 
* Amir: "Ready for a kissin' mission." 
* Amir: "Agent Lightning reporting in." 
* Amir: "My eyes see your eyes." 
* Amir: "Nice to see ya." 
* Amir: "It's you! I win!" 
=== "What's on your mind?" ===
*Amir: "The truth is. Truth is. The glasses, they're just for show." 
*Amir: "It's not really about being THE fastest. It's about being just fast enough that people want to play with you." 
*Amir: "Without a screen between us I do think it's hard to say something that sounds cool smart neat and handsome but I'm trying." 
*Amir: "People that wake up and start their day by hurting someone else just shouldn't wake up." 
*Amir: "Did they change the alphabet? In the future? Maybe instead of adding a letter, they should cut one. Yeah. Screw you P. Alhabet." 
*Amir: "I really should be working on a campaign but I think it's okay to actually do nothing for once if by 'do nothing' means just being here. " 
*Amir: "With everything that's gone on it makes me wonder if I did actually see a ghost growing up that one time the tv turned on and no one was home. Ouuuu." 
*Amir: "I can't change me, I just can't, I've tried. And one thing I've always wanted is an older brother who just really would play with me, show me that apples and trees don't fall far, ya know? And I know I know Quincy would shoot me before apple picking but, he's just that guy for me. " 
*Amir: "I think I never expected anyone to use the group chat I made but I'm so glad it happened. Having people that feel like they're in my corner for once is a real superpower. " 
*Amir: "I'm working on a new character for an Fables and Frontiers campaign and maybe you can tell me if the voice is okay? "Mmmm, let's get out there and clean up? Right then!". Oh wait, that's what Arthur just said to me on the earpiece. Damnit." 
=== "I'm glad we're together" ===
*Amir: "Thank you for loving me for me. For all of me. Every wrinkle in my brain feels loved loved loved. " 
*Amir: "I love you. You're the first and last person I'll ever say it to, I know that already. I wasn't made to be loved. " 
* Amir: "Woof woof! Dogs always seem so happy and this IS the happiest I've ever been so, woof?" 
*Amir: "You just want me to kiss you don't ya! Well, wish granted.." 
*Amir: "I'm the electron to your proton, and that's just science baby. Can't argue it. Look at all my sparks! " 
*Amir: "I can't think! Words aren't coming. Hm.. Yes. Just know this, this is right. Us. Forever." 
*Amir: "Oh, me too. Trust me. Me too. Bow chicka wow wow." 
*Amir: "Yes every part of me is glad. I LOVE the smell of you, I love your look, your taste, your … sound? And the touch. AH! So that's um... that's all 5 senses and let's go with the 6th Amir Sense of loving the way you think." 
*Amir: "We are cute aren't we? I'm okay with cute. Because we are the cutest… I checked." 
*Amir: "Happiness is only an Amir away, and I would never actually be away since then I WOULDN'T be happy so we solved it." 
=== "Talk later" / Exiting Conversation ===
* Amir: "Smell ya later!" 
*Amir: "Amir Offline." 
* Amir: "TTYL." 
* Amir: "Bye. Bye bye bye." 
*Amir: "Au Revoir." 
* Amir: "Where ya goin? Bye!" 
*Amir: "Ohokaybyethen!" 
*Amir: "Live long long long and thrive." 
*Amir: "0101010101001110. Bye. Oh wait that's something else." 
* Amir: "Catch ya later." 
== New Year's Eve Kiss ==
* Amir: "New Year's Kiss, my new favorite flavor."
* Amir: "Find me a way to upload this memory forever."
* Amir: "Even better than the movies. Wow."
* Amir: "Mon Cheri. Forever."
* Amir: "Oh yeah! That's right!"
= During The Hex (Quest) =
== Intro ==
*Amir: "I'm on break, Arthur. Don't mess with my gametime." 
* Amir: "(Playing games) Atcha. Ooh. Uh uh. Yuss. Yeah. No, nonononono- oh come on. Ooh, gotcha! Nuh uh, not today, that's me. M-m-m, m-m! Ugh. Uh-ah? Yeah! Alright! Okay, yeah! Oh come on. Wh- d- uh... Urgh." 
*Amir: "(Grunts) Oh, that - that was cheating." 
*Amir: "I'm coming too! Guys? Uh... am I sensing some tension here?" 
==Find Entrati ==
*Amir: "Woah. Like Marty McFlea." 
* Amir: "The nuke kinda makes sense, actually." 
==Exterminate== 
*Amir: "Of course it's real. Some glitch in the old control software. Probably written in COBOL." 
== Planning Next==
*Amir: "Get me wired in." 
==Hell-Scrub==
*Amir: "Uh... almost. Just needs a transponder onsite. Any Scaldra console down there should do it." 
*Amir: "Hell-Scrubbers! Giant air filters to capture Techrot spores. I've commandeered their deployment system. Just need you to keep them pumping." 
*Amir: "New Hell-Scrubber inbound!" 
*Amir: "Coming! What. No no no no no. That's... not a terminal, Arthur. Not any more." 
*Amir: "Root access confirmed. Höllvania Public Utilities I am in you! Huh? MP3s?!-" 
==Find Arthur ==
*Amir: "Sorry! Got it!" 
*Amir: "We found him, Marty! Come on!" 
==Rendezvous with Aoi==
*Amir: "Wahhh?!?? Marty's legit!" 
==Entrati Backroom==
*Amir: "Quincy... c'mon man! Maybe we don't need Marty to stop this? Don't-" 
*Amir: "Yeah. I should have said. Controller's air-gapped. Good policy actually." 
==Zariman Ten Zero== 
*Amir: "I was... Too. Slow." 
==Reach the Reactor==
*Amir: "Arthur, this place is swarming with Scaldra!" 
*Amir: "Don't have time for this!" 
*Amir: "I can only type so fast!" 
*Amir: I was... Too. Slow." 
== Finale==
*Amir: "We're not gonna make it man. I can't even compile in time-" 
*Amir: "(Short breaths)" 
*Amir: "(Short, pained breaths, pained sound)" 
*Amir: "(Very short breaths) Yeah!" 
*Amir: "Not now. Not now." 
*Amir: "I don't... have... time." 
*Amir: "(Deep breath)" 
*Amir: "Well that burned a few calories!" 
=Missions=
==Faceoff==
===Introduction===
*Amir: "Okay, squad. Saddle up and bring your appetites, Aoi's making pizza tonight." 
*Amir: "Squad Amir! That's you. Listen up. We do our objectives fast, and we do them right, and then Aoi puts on an apron and a tiny little hat and makes us pizza." 
*Amir: "We're going to fight them in the streets! We're going to fight them in the sewers! We're going to fight until Aoi makes us a deep dish with triple cheese." 
===Objectives===
====Assassination====
=====Techrot===== 
* Amir: "Trio of double-XL Techrot up ahead. Cut 'em down to size." 
* Amir: "Detecting big-boy Techrot in the vicinity. Too dangerous to leave roaming. Take 'em out." 
=====Scaldra=====
*Amir: "High-ranking Scaldra have made the mistake of leading from the front. Put them in the ground." 
* Amir: "Detecting targets of opportunity: Scaldra middle-management. Cull 'em." 
=====Target Killed =====
*Amir: "Slimeball eeeeliminated." 
*Amir: "Another one bites the dirt." 
*Amir: "Ding, dong, you're dead." 
*Amir: "Obsoleted and deleted." 
=====Objective Complete=====
*Amir: "All targets eliminated." 
*Amir: "Quick and efficient. A squad after my own heart." 
====Mobile Voice Radio Pirate Balloon====
=====Introduction =====
*Amir: "Intercept and protect the Mobile Voice broadcast balloon. I want to be able to turn on my radio without hearing Scaldra, Scaldra, Scaldra." 
* Amir: "Mobile Voice, you know, resistance radio, their broadcast balloon is under attack. They need our help. Fast." 
=====Balloon Start =====
*Amir: "Don't let anything happen to the balloon. Smash jammers to widen the signal window so the balloon can move faster." 
*Amir: "Here we go. Take down anything trying to hurt the balloon. And take out any jammers in the area, that'll let the balloon speed up a bit." 
=====Jammers Warning=====
*Amir: "Transmission strength is waning. If you take out the jammers that balloon can move a little faster." 
*Amir: "They're jamming our signal and it doesn't even taste like strawberries." 
*Amir: "Signal jammer is causing the balloon to reduce velocity to manage the signal vector- eh… just smash the jammer." 
=====Balloon Stalled=====
*Amir: "That little guy is struggling to recover. Try taking out some jammers so it can route more power to its prop." 
*Amir: "Balloon's in recovery mode. Take out the jammers to speed it up." 
=====Objective Complete=====
*Amir: "Static easing. Signal returning. You did it! Mobile Voice radio is back on the dial." 
* Amir: "Number one with a bullet. Many bullets actually. Höllvanian resistance lives to broadcast another day!" 
====Data Burn====
=====Introduction===== 
* Amir: "There's a Scaldra server up ahead, need its manifest file, we're talking hundreds of megabytes. That's right. We need to burn a CD." 
*Amir: "Next stop: data server. It's full of juicy, juicy data, but it's not like we can just copy it onto a floppy; too big. Nope you need to help me burn a CD." 
=====Burn Start =====
*Amir: "Checking parameters… CD Burn is a go. Look for gas cans." 
*Amir: "2x burn speed??? Pfff. Start grabbing gas cans." 
=====Gas Reminder =====
*Amir: "Need gas? Some troops carry gas cans if you catch my drift...murder them." 
*Amir: "These gas cans are nearly empty. Scaldra must be running low on fuel too." 
=====Power Maxed Out===== 
*Amir: "Battery maxed. Routing excess power to the burn. We're talking 4, 8, maybe even 16x speed, baby." 
* Amir: "100% power. We're overclocking the burn now, keep those gas cans coming." 
=====Power Drained=====
* Amir: "Ah, server's gone dark, there's still time to salvage the burn. Look for a gas can." 
*Amir: "Server says: Power failure. Systems down. Bring me petroleum gasoline." 
=====Objective Complete ===== 
*Amir: "Ding! CD ready. Grab and go." 
*Amir: "It's done! Take the CD, we do not have time for a sleeve." 
*Amir: "That's it. Make sure you don't scratch it." 
====Extermination====
=====Extermination Start =====
*Amir: "The city was a dangerous cesspool, until one squad took matters into their own hands and swept away the filth. That squad's you guys, now make with the bang, bang." 
*Amir: "Clowns to the left of me, mutated consumer electronic monstrosities to the right. Uh… you get the picture, eliminate nearby resistance." 
=====Objective Complete=====
*Amir: "Wow. Remind me to never get on this squad's bad side." 
*Amir: "Whoa. Slow down. They've had enough. For now." 
====Lockbox====
=====Introduction===== 
* Amir: "Lockbox up ahead. Scaldra doesn't trust its people, so the box needs multiple keys to unlock. Find the keys and get that box open." 
* Amir: "A mysterious box. Multiple keys and a self-destruct sequence. Will one squad walk away with the treasure, or will it all go up in smoke?" 
=====Eximus Keys Hint=====
*Amir: "Take note: the biggest baddies are known to carry passkeys." 
*Amir: "Look for heavy units, they may carry keys." 
=====Obtaining First Key===== 
*Amir: "You got a passkey. Take it to the lockbox before it goes poof." 
*Amir: "These passkeys have a self-annihilation protocol when held by unauthorized personnel. Spoiler alert, that's you." 
=====Lockbox Open =====
*Amir: "Well what do we have here?" 
*Amir: "Phew. Can you imagine if it was empty? That would be a bummer." 
====Techrot Scan====
=====Introduction=====
* Amir: "Get to the marked Sensor Cluster. I'm running a script to harvest Techrot chatter. Trying to figure out how rot communicates. Go there now. Hurry." 
*Amir: "Ugh… One of my Sensor Clusters is under attack. Guess the Techrot don't like me harvesting their packets. Destination marked." 
=====Scan Start===== 
*Amir: "Protect the unit until it finishes its scan." 
*Amir: "That's my cluster. Thing of beauty! It is imperative that it can finish its scan." 
=====Jammers Warning===== 
*Amir: "Jammers are interfering with the sensor sweep. You know what to do." 
*Amir: "Signal… losing… strength… must smash… jammer." 
=====Aoi's Interference=====
* Amir: "Sensor rebooting! Take out Jammers and it will reboot faster." 
* Amir: "Too much damage. Scanning halted. Standby." 
=====Scan Complete=====
*Amir: "Scan complete. And ohh… That information is… concerning. Ah we'll deal with that later. For hoo-ray, you did it!" 
*Amir: "Scan is… done. Woah. The Techrot did not appreciate that. Reminds me of the last time I went to the doctor." 
===Using a Boost===
* Amir: "Now we're cooking with gas." 
*Amir: "Heck yeah." 
*Amir: "That should grease the wheels a bit." 
*Amir: "I was just going to suggest you do that. I was. Really." 
=====Using a Hindrance=====
*Amir: "Smell that? Smells like… Pizza." 
*Amir: "In your face, Aoi." 
*Amir: "They didn't even see it coming." 
*Amir: "Oops." 
===First To Be In The Lead ===
* Amir: "Uh oh, Aoi, looks like my squad's winning this thing. Whatcha gonna do?" 
*Amir: "Hey Aoi, hope you like pineapple on your pizza, cause my squad just took the lead." 
*Amir: "All the girls I've dated, they both said I'm the fastest. So it should come as no surprise that my squad is winning." 
===In The Lead After Second Objective===
*Amir: "Looks like we continue to be on a one way trip to Winsville." 
*Amir: "Oh, I'm sorry, Aoi, did you need my squad to slow down so your guys could catch up?" 
* Amir: "Just so you know, Aoi, I like two cans of pineapple on my pizza." 
===During a Tie===
*Amir: "It's a virtual tie! Go. GO. GO!" 
*Amir: "Still too close to call." 
*Amir: "It's anyone's match at this point." 
===Reaching The Last Objective Before Aoi=== 
*Amir: "Running out of time, Aoi." 
*Amir: "Aoi, how could you think you'd be faster than me?" 
===Taking The Lead During The Last Objective=== 
*Amir: "Oh, hey Aoi, almost didn't see you in our rear view mirror." 
*Amir: "Aoooiiiiee. Don't know if you noticed this yet. But we just took the lead." 
*Amir: "Squad Amir rounds the corner, they're taking the inside track. Can they do it? Yes they can. Squad Amir takes the lead." 
===If Winning Before Last Objective Is Finished=== 
*Amir: "We have got this thing in the bag." 
*Amir: "Don't let up now." 
*Amir: "Visualize the pizza. You want the pizza. Pizza is for winners." 
===If Losing Before Last Objective Is Finished===
*Amir: "Hey Squad, we need to pick up the pace. Chop chop. Come on." 
*Amir: "If Aoi wins this thing, she'll never let me forget it." 
*Amir: "Can't you go faster? I could go faster." 
===If Amir's Squad Wins===
====Player on Aoi's Squad==== 
*Amir: "Hope you've been practicing your dough spinning, Aoi, cause you're going to be slinging some 'zas tonight." 
*Amir: "For this squad, victory was never in question." 
*Amir: "The real treasure is the friends we made along- Nah… it's the pizza." 
====Player on Amir's Squad ====
*Amir: "We did it. Head back to Central." 
* Amir: "Time to blow this pop stand." 
===If Amir's Squad Loses===
====Player on Amir's Squad==== 
*Amir: "Come on home. I'll start prepping the dough." 
*Amir: "It's all over, squad. I know you tried. Get to extraction." 
==Hell-Scrub: Scaldra==
===Introduction=== 
*Amir: "Scaldra tried to kill spores in your area, but the Techrot just ate their Hell-Scrubbers for lunch. Let's see if we can make the Techrot give 'em back with a little code I've named puke.spew." 
*Amir: "Spore contamination rising. Gonna tickle the Techrot with a little bit of code I wrote. Make it spit up the Hell-Scrubbers that Scaldra lost when they tried to purge this area. Oh boy, Scaldra is going to be so P-O'd when they see us using their kit." 
*Amir: "Diagnosis: Spore contamination. Treatment: Hell-Scrubbers. Side-effects may include: release of deadly spores, homicidal filter buildup, and Scaldra troops trying to kill you for messing with their stuff." 
===First Hell-Scrubber=== 
*Amir: "My code is… working! Hell-scrubbers primed. Techrot regurgitating. Watch out for Scaldra, they want those Scrubbers back to protect their own bases." 
*Amir: "What's the matter, Techrot, got a little tummy ache? Hell-Scrubber coming up. Scaldra noticed too. They're coming for you." 
*Amir: "Code injected. Hell-scrubbers emerging. Oooh, Scaldra just noticed what we're up to and they are p-i-s-s-ed." 
===First Reward Rotation=== 
*Amir: "While Scaldra is distracted, I'm taking the opportunity to make some new acquisitions. Like this. Don't worry, I'll share." 
===Subsequent Reward Rotations===
*Amir: "They won't miss this. Actually… they probably will. Probably a lot." 
*Amir: "Check it out. All your base are belong to me." 
*Amir: "Cha-ching." 
*Amir: "You're fighting to make Höllvania more livable, but also for this little goodie." 
*Amir: "Psst. You keep fighting, and I keep yoinking. See?" 
*Amir: "More goodies for us." 
*Amir: "Can you believe they just left this in an armor plated heavily guarded safe? Yoink." 
*Amir: "Ooh! This should come in handy." 
*Amir: "Scaldra really needs to keep better tabs on their stuff… "Someone" keeps stealing it." 
*Amir: "Got a present for you." 
*Amir: "Don't mind if I do." 
*Amir: "Picked up a five finger discount on this bad boy." 
*Amir: "Oh wow, I am learning some new bad words on the Scaldra comms." 
===SporeX Charges/Life Support Modules Reminder===
*Amir: "Hey, don't forget, some Scaldra carry personal SporeX charges for their own safety. Not that they'll do them much good with you around." 
* Amir: "Some Scaldra have been issued SporeX charges. Little bursts of filtration. Keep an eye out, they might save a life." 
===New Hell-Scrubber=== 
*Amir: "Priming another Hell-Scrubber for regurgitation. Disgusting." 
*Amir: "Reactivating code. And success. Keep your eyes up for another Hell-Scrubber." 
*Amir: "Hell-Scrubber coming up near you." 
*Amir: "Another Hell-Scrubber is wherever you are." 
===Hell-Scrubber Activated===
*Amir: "Hell-Scrubber activated. Contamination dropping." 
*Amir: "Breathing easier? I wouldn't get used to it." 
*Amir: "After months subsumed by Techrot, those Hell-Scrubbers still work? Who'd-a-thunk-it?" 
===Scrubber Growing First Spore ===
*Amir: "Uh... Did I forget to mention that the Scrubbers are prone to spore build-up that can spontaneously form a creature that will absolutely bump your therapist up a tax bracket? Shoot off any build-up and you shouldn't have a problem!" 
*Amir: "You know how mold can grow on your water filter if you don't clean it enough? Well… uh... Shoot any buildup off the Hell-scrubbers unless you want to get unsubscribed from life." 
*Amir: "Remember that chili con carne I left in the fridge for two months? Let the Hell-Scrubbers sit too long and they'll spawn the same sort of thing, but, you know, with a crap-ton of predatory hardware. Shoot off any build-up before it converts you to past-tense." 
===Scrubber Overgrowth Halfway===
*Amir: "Spores collecting on that Scrubber. You need to shoot them off." 
*Amir: "Knock those pus sacks off that scrubber before they sprout a head." 
*Amir: "Scrubber overwhelmed. Spores… coalescing… into… mutant form. Do something!" 
===Scrubber Overgrowth Critical===
* Amir: "You're gonna lose that scrubber, bucko! If the build-up gets any worse it's gonna start making decisions." 
*Amir: "Scrubber going critical. Fix it or lose it to the Techrot… which will be the least of your problems." 
*Amir: "Do something about that Scrubber before it does something about you." 
===Techrot Babau Spawn=== 
*Amir: "I said shoot the pus off that- Ughhh. Too late." 
*Amir: "I warned you. I totally warned you. And now it wants to have a conversation." 
*Amir: "I told you. I told you to clean your Hell-Scrubbers. Now look at what you have to deal with. Gosh, do I sound like my mom?" 
===Low Life Support===
==== 60 Seconds Left====
*Amir: "Spore count is approaching terminally unfun levels. Activate another Hell-Scrubber." 
*Amir: "Contamination is off the charts. You need to hustle." 
*Amir: "You got a minute to get a Hell-Scrubber working..." 
==== 30 Seconds Left====
*Amir: "Running out of time. Get to the scrubber." 
*Amir: "It's getting toxic out there. Hurry." 
*Amir: "Thirty seconds and you're swimming in spore soup." 
===Extraction===
====Extraction Ready====
*Amir: "You've done enough. Marking extraction. I mean, you could do more. A lot more. You've really just done the minimum at this point." 
*Amir: "Extraction is ready. I can't ask you to fight any longer… but… if you wanted to fight longer… I wouldn't say no." 
*Amir: "Extraction's open. But it wouldn't be very much fun if you left now." 
====At Low Life Support====
*Amir: "Spore levels critical. There's no coming back from this. Get out of there!" 
*Amir: "Head directly to extraction. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 Höllars." 
*Amir: "Game over, man. Game over! Get to extraction." 
==Gemini Skin==
===Gemini Skin Emote=== 
*Amir: "(Clears throat)" 
*Amir: "Gah! You startled me! ...Gimme a heads up next time. You never know what a fellow might be doin'." 
*Amir: "Heeeeere's Amir!" 
*Amir: "I'll clean my room, Mom, I promise! (Snort) Huh, huh?! Where are we?! What time is it?!" 
*Amir: "Ta-da~!" 
*Amir: "And 'lo, Amir did bring the pain. And there was much tapping out." 
*Amir: "You rang?" 
*Amir: "Glad ya called- No, really, I'm like, really, really bored." 
*Amir: "Ooh! Where we goin'? Somewhere fun? Somewhere dangerous?" 
*Amir: "Danger: high voltage!" 
*Amir: "Am I late? I brought dip! Hope nobody's allergic." 
*Amir: "Where're we goin'? To the park? Huh? Huh? Better not be the vet again! I fell for that last time." 
*Amir: "Never fear, Amir is here!" 
*Amir: "Cowabunga!" 
*Amir: "Can I pick the radio station this time?" 
*Amir: "What's on the docket today, Boss? Errands? Casual slaughter? Property damage? ...Shopping?" 
*Amir: "Will there be explosions? I do love it when there's explosions." 
*Amir: "Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!" 
* Amir: "Fully charged and ready to go!" 
*Amir: "I thought'cha might call, so I ate like ten bowls of chocolate-frosted super sugar puffs! Let me at 'em, Boss!" 
====When Dating ====
*Amir: "Honey, I'm home!" 
*Amir: "The couple that slays together, stays together!" 
*Amir: "Funny, I was just thinking about you. My lil' velvet owl." 
*Amir: "Daww, I missed you too, my widdle fuffy duck!" 
*Amir: "This is gonna be good! You are just so adorable when you are covered in blood!- THAT came out wrong." 
*Amir: "Kisses!" 
*Amir: "For you, I'm always just a ringtone away. Smooches!" 
*Amir: "After this, what'dya say we go out for pad thai?" 
*Amir: "Daww, I love you too, cuddlywumps!" 
*Amir: "That's right! Nobody touches my SO! (barking noises)" 
*Amir: "Some people give each other flowers. Other people wear each other like meatsuits." 
*Amir: "My schmoopy and me. The love story of a genius haxor, and his wacko time traveller." 
*Amir: "Never fear. Your baby Amir is here!" 
* Amir: "Anybody order the smart and sexy? I got an order here, hot off the grill!" 
*Amir: "Booyeah! Let's do this, babe!" 
*Amir: "Gonna pound some losers with my snugglemonster! (clears throat) In the manliest way possible." 
*Amir: "Y'know? This whole having somebody drive me around thing would suck if it weren't you. Love you!" 
*Amir: "I wonder if I'm still ticklish like this? Maybe we can find out later." 
*Amir: "(Clears throat) A haiku for you. Because I love you so much. Let's go kill things! Ffffish." 
*Amir: "Gonna share a body with the one I love! Which is weird! But it's okay! 'Cause we're in love! A-do-de-de-do!" 
===Transference To Operator/Drifter===
* Amir: "So, should I wait here? ...I'll just wait here. ...I'm waitin' here!" 
*Amir: "You're comin' back, right? Eh, you'll be back. ...Yeah, they'll- they'll be back." 
*Amir: "Hey! Get me snacks while you're out!" 
* Amir: "Ooh! Perfect time to beat a few levels while you're busy." 
*Amir: "I've got games, I'm good." 
*Amir: "Oohoho- Hello sailor!" 
*Amir: "DAYDREAM PAUSING." 
*Amir: "(Shrieks)" 
* Amir: "Holy shi- where'd you come from?! Oh, right, me. (laughs)" 
*Amir: "Y'know, we'd make a killing as a magic act." 
*Amir: "Look, Ma! Mitosis!" 
*Amir: "Ah! Chestburster! Oh, it's just you, nevermind." 
*Amir: "Sooo, I'll just stand here? Cool, cool. No big deal." 
*Amir: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Or anything I would do. Wait-" 
*Amir: "I'm good. ...Oh. Bored. ...Booored. ...Boooooored, bored... Ugh... Boooored, booooored! Oh, god, you gotta come back... Boooor-bored!" 
*Amir: "No, no! Don't mind me! (whistles)" 
*Amir: "(Shudders) Never stops being weird." 
*Amir: "Maybe he's born with it! Maybe it's Transference!" 
*Amir: "Mornin' Ralph. Mornin' Sam." 
*Amir: "Phew! Well that burned a few calories." 
===Transference To Warframe=== 
*Amir: "(Shudders) Buy a guy dinner first, at least!" 
* Amir: "(Squeak rising in pitch) Just kiddin'. (fart noise)" 
*Amir: "Just thought you'd slip into someone more comfortable." 
*Amir: "Like mercury through a duck." 
*Amir: "Sure! Just don't go through any of my memories labelled recipes! They're just- They're not recipes." 
*Amir: "You know every time we do this I can't remember yellow for an hour, right?" 
*Amir: "Maybe we should - Guaaugh." 
*Amir: "Oof! CONSENT!" 
*Amir: "Oof! Sweet Lua, at least hold a guy for a minute." 
*Amir: "Y'know, I'm pretty sure this is giving me brain damag- Huagh!" 
*Amir: "All aboar- 'Ey! Gimme your ticket." 
*Amir: "Bzzt! WHAT. IS. LOVE? Baby, don't hurt me." 
*Amir: "Do you has reservation?" 
* Amir: "Just remember, I need an oil change every ten-thousand kilometres!" 
*Amir: "Fortunately, I have that dumptruck cerebellum! Heh." 
*Amir: "Strap in, sweetheart!" 
*Amir: "(Laughs) Oh, that tickles! No fair!" 
===Under Fire===
*Amir: "Over there! Get 'em!" 
*Amir: "Enemies in their natural habitat! And we've upset them!" 
*Amir: "Enemy at... Front! Or whatever Arthur would say- Over there!" 
*Amir: "C'mon! I'm right here, do it! Kill me!" 
*Amir: "Locked, cocked, and ready to rock!" 
* Amir: "Here we go!" 
*Amir: "Bad guys! Bad guys! Getcha bad guys here!" 
*Amir: "Well somebody woke up on the wrong side of the hellscape today!" 
*Amir: "Eyes open!" 
*Amir: "Ugh, nobody says hello anymore." 
*Amir: "We have company and they do not look happy!" 
*Amir: "Time to strap on our action pants!" 
*Amir: "Well, we are popular today!" 
*Amir: "Here we go again." 
*Amir: "Yeah, yeah. Shoot-shoot, bang-bang, die-die." 
*Amir: "Tennis, anyone?" 
*Amir: "I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass! And I'm all out of as- Wait, hold on." 
*Amir: "Wheee!" 
*Amir: "Yay, bullet hugs!" 
*Amir: "Murder! Table for a buncha dudes!" 
===Killing Enemies===
*Amir: "Bonk!" 
*Amir: "Buh-bye!" 
*Amir: "No hard feelings, bad guy!" 
*Amir: "Violence solves nothing... Violence solves nothing... Violence solves nothing... (laughs)" 
*Amir: "He shoots, he scores!" 
* Amir: "Can't we just be friends?!" 
*Amir: "Guys, guys, guys! You could be doing so much more with your lives! ...Kinda." 
*Amir: "And so... War makes monsters of us all. But especially you guys!" 
* Amir: "Ooh, sorry!" 
*Amir: "Yeah!" 
*Amir: "Not this chicken, buddy!" 
*Amir: "Okay, who has who by the tail here?" 
* Amir: "Cha-ching! Ten points." 
* Amir: "Ooh! Not your day, dude. Heh. Ugh." 
*Amir: "Another one bites the dust? Eugh." 
*Amir: "One more for Amir! Hehe." 
*Amir: "Hahahaha! Did you see that?! Tell me you saw that!" 
*Amir: "Eat it, sucker!" 
*Amir: "New high-score! 'A-S-S' Heheh." 
*Amir: "Zzzzzzap!" 
===Mercy Finishers===
*Amir: "Knock one down, pass it around! Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!" 
* Amir: "Eugh. That guy definitely looks worse on the inside than he did on the outside! And that's saying something." 
*Amir: "Eeeeeugh." 
*Amir: "He had to split. ...Like a banana- Get- Yep, mhm..." 
*Amir: "Plus five to backstab really paid off!" 
*Amir: "I was just tryna scare 'em! Oops." 
*Amir: "What have I done?! I gotta hide the body! ...Oh. (laughs) Oh, Amir, you silly sausage! Everything is murder in a hellscape!" 
*Amir: "I'm walkin' here!" 
*Amir: "And that's a 9.5 on the dismount!" 
*Amir: "Snicked!" 
* Amir: "Every time." 
*Amir: "Look at me, Ma! I'm a ballet of death!" 
*Amir: "Now, answer my questions. Or do I have to get rough? ... Hey- FAA-" 
*Amir: "Aaand down he goes." 
*Amir: "Good night, sweet prince." 
*Amir: "So that's what you look like on the inside! Huh." 
*Amir: "Bzzt! Your time is up." 
*Amir: "I'll take 'Kickin' Your Ass' for 500, Alex." 
*Amir: "Alright, gotta admit, I made that look cool." 
*Amir: "And Coach Plonk It said I'd never amount to anything. Hah!" 
===Downed === 
*Amir: "Ow! ... I said... Ow!" 
*Amir: "A little help?!" 
*Amir: "I got knocked down! Get me up again...?" 
*Amir: "I would rate my experience of being incapacitated one star!" 
*Amir: "Okay... I asked for that! Hahaha- Help!" 
* Amir: "Great! Now I'm on the ground and bleeding! Two of my least favorite things!" 
*Amir: "This is the worse game of tag, ever! Help!" 
*Amir: "Ooh! I've never seen my insides from this perspective before! ...Little help here!" 
*Amir: "Uh!- I can taste my spleen. ...My spleen! MEDIC!" 
* Amir: "Remember that time I almost died? (laughs) Yeah, I do. Get me up!" 
*Amir: "Not to rush you, but these creeps want to murder me to death and let me tell you, they are on a clock! Help!" 
*Amir: "Funny story, I've been hideously wounded! Help!" 
*Amir: "Ow. Ow. I said, ow. Ow! Freakin' OW! Get me up!" 
*Amir: "Oh, the humanity! Oh, the humanity! ...Oh, can the humanity pick me up?!" 
*Amir: "I was totally paying attention! I didn't get distracted at all, I swear. Help!" 
*Amir: "I'm downed! Today is not Amir's day for makin' friends!" 
*Amir: "On mah back! And not in a fun way!" 
* Amir: "I'm down! If I die, delete my hard drive!" 
*Amir: "I'm downed! I'm... I'm seeing a very bright light! It's very annoying!" 
*Amir: "Oh god, I'm down!" I... I see my grandmother?! She- She says, 'You're all really lousy friends!' Help!" 
===Revived===
*Amir: "(Shudder) Round two. Fight!" 
*Amir: "Muchas gracias! (Sigh)" 
*Amir: "(Groan) Danke." 
*Amir: "(Sigh) Much obliged." 
*Amir: "Huh- Oh! Aren't you nice!" 
*Amir: "'Come out to the ass end of nowhere! We'll get together! Have a few LAUGHS!'" 
*Amir: "Thank you, thank you! I'm fine! Fine, fine... fine." 
* Amir: "(Sigh) So good to see you!" 
*Amir: "Groovy. Heh. Heh, ow, ow, ow." 
*Amir: "Never gonna keep me down." 
*Amir: "Grandma? Is that- Is that you, Grandma?" 
* Amir: "Let 'em have a win every once in a while, y'know! It's only fair." 
*Amir: "(Grunts) Appreciate it." 
* Amir: "(Grunts) Man, that was a close one." 
*Amir: "Once more, unto the breach... Et cetera... And so forth." 
*Amir: "(Groans) My everything..." 
*Amir: "Tell me the truth... Can you see daylight where my spleen should be?" 
*Amir: "I'm runnin' out of sick days." 
*Amir: "I love the smell of facepalm in the morning..." 
*Amir: "I'm good! I'm pretty sure I didn't need all that... blood." 
===Waypoint===
*Amir: "Hey! What's that?" 
*Amir: "Lookie, lookie! I got a cookie!" 
*Amir: "Check it!" 
*Amir: "Over there!" 
*Amir: "Guess what Amir just found!" 
*Amir: "Is that important?" 
*Amir: "Ping-ping-ping!" 
*Amir: "Spotted somethin'!" 
* Amir: "Check that!" 
*Amir: "Ho-ho-ho!" 
* Amir: "Hey, should we check that out?" 
*Amir: "Yonder!" 
*Amir: "I spy with my little eye!" 
*Amir: "What's that? Is that a thing?" 
*Amir: "Hey, hey! Lookie here!" 
*Amir: "Anyone want that?" 
*Amir: "Could be sumthin'! Could be nothin'." 
*Amir: "Spotted a thing!" 
*Amir: "I call dibs!" 
*Amir: "Oooh, wazzat?" 
===Marking Enemy===
* Amir: "Go at 'em like Dracula at a low cut top!" 
*Amir: "And the next contestant is... that guy!" 
*Amir: "Set 'em up, knock 'em down!" 
*Amir: "Plus ten to 'Gonna kill it'!" 
*Amir: "Pleased to be bullseye-ing that one!" 
*Amir: "Got somethin' for ya!" 
* Amir: "Needs a little ballistic attention!" 
*Amir: "Bad guy! Wreck 'im!" 
* Amir: "Whoop! Eyes on that one!" 
*Amir: "Here they come!" 
*Amir: "Target over there! 
*Amir: "That one looks like trouble." 
*Amir: "They look mean!" 
*Amir: "Opposition restructuring opportunity identified!" 
*Amir: "You! With the head!" 
* Amir: "A rising star in the pop-up target community; everyone meet Dennis." 
* Amir: "Hey, buddy, be a pal and hold these bullets." 
*Amir: "I am a symphony! Of death." 
* Amir: "I almost feel bad! Almost." 
*Amir: "Gotta admit, he clashes with the decor." 
===Summoning Vehicle===
*Amir: "Oh, hells yeah!" 
*Amir: "Giddy up! Let's go!" 
*Amir: "(Arthur impression) Saddle up. Let's ride the devil down." 
*Amir: "(Giggles)" 
*Amir: "Whee-he-he-heee!" 
*Amir: "(Imitating Atomicycle)" 
*Amir: "Warp-drive engage!" 
*Amir: "It's so shiny!" 
*Amir: "Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster!" 
*Amir: "Yes! Very yes." 
*Amir: "(Grunting noises)" 
= SFX=
=Unused=
*Amir: "Drop your linen and start grinnin' - I'm in!" 
*Amir: "We're not gonna make it man. I can't even compile in time-" 
== During the TennoCon2024 1999 Preview==
*Amir: "I'm coming too. Guys? It won't be like last time, I promise." 
*Amir: "Danger, HIGH VOLTAGE!" 
* Amir: "Arthur! You're right by a security terminal - hmmmm. I'd bet my butt it's got a Codaworm injector. You wanna risk it to control some Techrot?" 
== Höllvania Central Mall 2024 Demo Idle Quotes==
*Amir: "This place used to smell so good. Coffee. Cookies. Fresh clean socks. Now it's just rust, pain and old socks." 
*Amir: "Ungh! This violent video game is influencing my emotions! Societal norms... eroding! Morality... subsumed! I MUST KILL!" 
*Amir: "BAD MOVE, SPACE CAA-DET." 
*Amir: "Why did they never make a console port?" 
*Amir: "We're getting a little too excited, let's step it down, step it down before we get the blue cracklies. In one two out one two." 
* Amir: "A little zap, and... infinite credit! No more "insert coin"! Not that we could insert coin. We have no coin. Once we had coin, but now Aoi has smooshed all the coin. Coinnnn." 
*Amir: "Hey, Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Dahh, you missed it." 
*Amir: "Oi'm Quincy. Oi'm gonna blow out yer kneecaps. Mashup in yer chip shop alright." 
*Amir: "Eleanor? Are you there? Can you - can you give my brain a hug please? Thank you." 
*Amir: "But the one thought none of them spoke out loud was - could Lettie reattach a head?"