Pilby/Interactions

==Dialogue==
Leaving the Elevator 	
*"ooh waowee, I hope I can get an apple here.."
*"Another stop? Why can’t I just be back home with momma? :O("
*"D'ohh, what a scary elevator.."
Gifted an item 	
*"That's um.. really kind of you.."
*"Oh.. thanks.. :0)"
*"You're really generous, golly.."
Gifted Wet Cement or Red Block!	
*"Oh um.. I don't wanna impose.."
*"Golly um.. no.. thank you.. :0("
*"Thanks..! But no thank you.."
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"Momma got me these when I graduated..."
*"Golly.. They're the same color as an apple.."
*"You really think I'm.. alright? :0("
*"Doh.. I should'nt deserve these.."
*"Reminds me of home.."
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"now im just sopping...:'0("
*"please stop.."
*":0("
*"i need a towel now.."
*"*sniffle*water makes me so sad"
*"W-water?"
*"Golly, did I make you upset?"
*"I'm not a cat, I'm a caterpillar!"
*"G'ohhh, am I crying again?"
*"Oh fiddle faddle, do I have a towel on me?"
*oughhh, stop :'0("
*"Oh dear, now I'm all damp."
Hit with a Snowball or Tomato 	
*"oughhh, stop :,0("
*"cold and hurt :,0("
*"why must you be so cold"
*"Augh!"
*"that's so cold..."
*"ouch :0("
*"Owch! I'm sorry please stop!"
*"Oumf, I should've expected this..."
*"Yeouch! That's awful mean..."
*"Uegh, cold."
*"Dawww, what'd I do wrong?"
*"Golly, it's like im performing again..."
*”Ough, what was that for, huh?”
Hit with a Tiny Foamer 	
*"What'd I do wrong? :0("
*"Ouughh, was the performance that bad? D'ohhh.."
*"WAH! why'd you do that??"
*"ACK! I'm sorry, I promise I'll be a better clown!"
*"Uwaugh, what?"
Flashed with a Flash Beacon 	
*"Please be more polite.. if you can.. :0("
*"Have some *sob*dignity.."
*"Nono.. no.. my eyes really hurt from that.."
*"Ouch..! *hurtful honk*"
*"WAH! Doh.. my eyes.."
Idle 	
*"D'ohh gosh sniffle I miss mama"
*"I feel so blue today..."
*"Oh fiddle faddle, where'd my balloon go?"
*"Well this isn't fun at aaalllll."
*"Guh, I miss my fluffy bed."
*"Maybe I'm just not cut out for the clown life. :o("
*"Heugh, I wish my best buddy were here :o("
*"Waowee, that ceiling sure is tall! Or am I just small? D'ohhh..."
*"I wonder what Split is doing today? Golly, i bet it's something cool. :0("
*"bet I'd feel better if I had something sweet to eat, uegh."
*”Hoohh, they should have a bird painting in there.”
*"Darn it, my apple is bruised."
*"Guhh, I wish I could fly. Maybe I'll get to grow up like the other caterpillars one day?"
*"D'ohhh,I wish people weren't so scary"
*"Oh no, oh dear, i've spilled my pretzels!"
*"I keep having dark, shadowy nightmares.. :O("
*"I’ve been havin’ dreams of my momma.. they’re bittersweet :'0)"
*"I finally got myself an apple, but I'm all out of frosting."
*"Who sells apples without the frosting? *discontented honk*"
*"Ough, why is everything here so darn taaalll?"
*"Doh... Momma always liked candy corn.."
Idle on April Fools' 	
*"Korblox beckons you... Just kidding, its me :0)"
Interacting with Bive 	
*"Jeepers.."
*"Did you say you were a detective?"
*Bive: "WHO TOLD YOU."
*Bive: "...Yes."
*Bive: "They were correct..."
*"Ah, well could you.."
*"Possibly help me find my missing juggle balls?"
*Bive: "I do NOT dabble with weapons of mass destruction."
*Bive: "you should KNOW THIS."
*"B-but..."
*"Awh.."
*"Nevermind... :'0("
*Bive:"DO YOU HAVE WEAPONS."
*"whuh? :0("
*"No.."
*At least I don't think I do..."
*Bive: "Then the clown state lives another day."
*"Golly..'
*"If I had an apple for every time folks have said that...
*"I'd have one apple..!"
*Bive: “Did you know you evolve into a beautiful mop that cleans the neuropeptides off of floors?”
*“Er…”
*“I think you got me confused with..”
*“Cleaning supplies.. :O(“
*Bive: “I know what I saw..”
*“Um..” 
*“Jolly good then??”
*Bive: "YOU THERE!"
*Bive: "CATERPILLAR!"
*"EEK!"
*"*Honk*w-what??"
*Bive: "You're small."
*Bive: "Have you seen anything strange on the floor?"
*"Wha- Uh- huh?"
*Bive: "ANSWER ME SMALL THING!"
*":0( YOU'RE SCARING ME!!"
*Bive: "FASTER, BUG!"
*"I WANT MY MAMA! *clown sobbing*"
*Bive: "CATERPILLAR YOU. YOU I'M TALKING TO YOU."
*“Ough, yes? :0("
*Bive: How long do you have before ascending to a being of flight??"
*“D'ohh, shucks.. I'm never gonna fly.."
*Bive: "hmmm."
*Bive: "*notebook scribbling*Fascinating."
*"Eugh, I saw your notebook"
*Bive: "GIVE IT BACK!"
*Bive: "WHAT DID YOU SEE."
*"AH! WHA-"
*Bive: "YOU'VE BEEN SENT TO WATCH ME TOO," 
*Bive: "HAVEN'T YOU???"
*"Watch- what?"
*"ma'am?? :'0("
*Bive: "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!"
*Bive: "I KNOW OF YOUR MECHANICAL MIND!"
*Bive: "SUCH A COLORFUL BEING AS YOURSELF COULD NEVER BE NATURAL!"
*"eughhhhh I wanna go home!"
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*"Miss doctor cat.. Oughh.. Uhm.."
*DrRETRO: "Mrrowp? (Yes, Pilby?)"
*"I have a.. Uh.. joke for you.. Wanna hear it?"
*DrRETRO: "Meow mow! (Of course!)"
*"Why.. was the cat so small?"
*"..."
*"Because it only drank... enough.. Condensed milk.. Haha! Ha.."
*DrRETRO: "Mrrroww miau! (Haha, good one sugar!)"
*"Oughhh, thank you.."
*"Ouughhh..."
*DrRETRO: "Meow? Meow meow? (What's the matter, sugar?)
*"Doctor, everything hurts.. eughh."
*DrRETRO: "Meow mew.. (Oh not again... Have you been eating sugary sweets?)"
*"guh.. yeah.. :0("
*"Apples.. *sniffle*with frosting.."
*DrRETRO: "Meow mrow! (Pilby, you know that's not good to eat!)"
*"bleh... I can't help it.."
*DrRETRO: "Mew, mew mow? (How're you feeling today pilbs?)"
*"*sniffle sniffle* I'm sad, Doctor.."
*"As usual... doh.."
*DrRETRO: "Meow mrow.. (I know you miss your mom..)"
*DrRETRO: "Meow meow! (But you gotta stay strong fo her!)"
*DrRETRO: "purr. (You'll be alright without her for a while.)"
*"You.. think so?"
*DrRETRO: "Meow! (Sure I do!)"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*"Uh.. hey!.. youngin' ..!"
*"I'm sorry to bother you but.. You seem to be covered in cake! :0)"
*"I-if you want a clown act for your party, maybe I can try..!"
*FleshCousin: "Party never looping birthday... Jolly."
*"Unless that's not what you said? .. Eughh.."
*"Sorry..."
*FleshCousin: "In a house be there one waffle majesty you know you know?"
*"Uhm.. maybe? .."
*FleshCousin: "Honk a donk funny unaccepting compilation."
*FleshCousin: "Spot flint."
*"U-uh.. I'm truly at a loss for words..!!"
*Sounds... horrible? Or maybe good? D'oh.."
*FleshCousin: "Fruits shaping the apple dug on the tree."
*"Oh! I love apples!"
*"Did you see any? :0o"
*FleshCousin: "Red love none of any pretty."
*"Gwuh!? But red apples taste the best!"
*"But.. I guess everyone can think differently .. honk.."
*FleshCousin: "Wrong claw maim."
Interacting with Folly 	
*Folly: "Your friend seems to be enjoying their time without you."
*"Wh.."
*"Why would you say that? :0("
*Folly: "Because deep inside that fragile, weak mind..."
*Folly: "you know they would be fine without you."
*"Ough.. Sunday.."
*"Maybe you're right.."
*"Wowzers, you have so many eyes!"
*Folly: "They're slabs of malice attached to my wonderful shell."
*"Ough.."
*"do they make you see further?"
*Folly: "They inflict chaos into all hearts and soul."
*"Well golly.."
*"At least they look pretty... :,0( honk.."
*Folly: "Your mother seems like a distant dream now."
*"Whuh.. I.. I'm sure she's safe.. :0("
*Folly: "You're never sure of anything."
*Folly: "Don't lie to yourself."
*"..."
*"*quiet sobbing*momma..."
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*"N-nice kitty.."
*Gnarpy: "You DARE call me kitty?!!"
*Gnarpy: "You won't be spared,"
*Gnarpy: "ZOINKER!!"
*"*gulp*"
*"I-I'm awfully sorry!!"
*Gnarpy: "HZAHAHA!!..."
*Gnarpy: "Oh."
*Gnarpy: "I don't have my zapper."
*Gnarpy: "HAH!"
*Gnarpy: "Another bug to zquish under my tyrannical foot!"
*"Ourghh..."
*"Please don't.."
*"I like living!!"
*Gnarpy: "Look at it ztumble and zhake!"
*Gnarpy: "How hilariouz!"
*":O("
*Gnarpy: "Your speciez iz zo..."
*Gnarpy: "Irrelevant!"
*"thats.."
*"none of your business.."
*Gnarpy: "Hm??"
*Gnarpy: "Backtalk?"
*Gnarpy: "My gnarpian analysts didn't tell me that!"
*"S-Sorry!"
*"Don't evaporate me..
*"Guhh..."
Interacting with Infected 	
*Infected: "I c4nT wA1t tO r41Se My Fi5HinG Stat5!! B)"
*"Golly.. fishing.. stat?
*"That sounds confusing.."
*Infected: "Th4t5 My aw3sOM3 Vid30 g4mE!!"
*Infected: "I'm TrY1nG to G3t a G0lD3n TenCH!!"
*"All those video games and whatnot has got me so confused.."
*"Ogh.. I hope I don't get sick.."
*"You look awfully queasy.."
*Infected: "NuH-uH!11"
*Infected: "Th@Ts Ju5t teH Sk4teb0arDinG l00K!! B)"
*"Well.."
*"golly if you say so.."
*Infected: "aH.. 4h.." 
*Infected: "ACH00O!!"
*Infected: "H4ha"
*Infected: "I th1nK I Acc1d3ntaLLy squISh3d a BuG l1k3 Y0u w1TH mY sk@tebOarD!"
*"Jumping jimineys!!"
*"I really hope not..!!"
*Infected: "OhHH oN s3conD Th0uGHt"
*Infected: "iT w4s juZt a J3LLyBe@n. LOLZZ"
*"Oh thank goodness..."
*"I was so frightened.. :0("
Interacting with Lampert 	
*Lampert: "Hey uh,"
*Lampert: "bug.."
*Lampert: "you wash your hands right?"
*"Well golly,"
*"Of course I do!"
*Lampert: "Okay alright good.."
*Lampert: "Just cuz you're a.."
*Lampert: "Y'know.."
*"Huh?"
*"Gosh, I dunno what you mean.."
*"Honk..." 
*Lampert: "There's no need to be so glum y'know.."
*"I'm not really feeling like a licorice stick right now.."
*Lampert: "Maybe I could "brighten" up your day..?"
*"Er.. sure.."
*"Thanks..."
*"Honk.."
*"I miss my momma.."
*Lampert: "Aw, cheer up bud!"
*Lampert: "We're already having a blast here!"
*"Honnkk..."
*"I guess.."
*Lampert: "Just uh.."
*Lampert: "Press the buttons for me."
*Lampert: "They might not be clean."
Interacting with Mannequin Mark	
*"It smells like.. crisp apple juice in here..?"
*Mannequin Mark: "Har har!"
*Mannequin Mark: "Thats m' cider-pinewood scented spray!"
*Mannequin Mark: "Its'a special occasion fer' me!"
*"Ooh.. That sounds lovely!"
*Mannequin Mark: "Yep! Gonna go see the unveiling of th' new wood projects were gonna work on!"
*"Oh! You sure are um... 'spruced' up?"
*Mannequin Mark: "Yeah.. er.. keep workin' on it ol' fella."
*Mannequin Mark: "Gotta say, for a bug, ya really don't act that scary, do ya?"
*"Oh g-gosh no! I'd never want to be seen like that.."
*"Are bugs usually frightening for you?"
*Mannequin Mark: "I've been on this ol' elevator way too long to even know what a proper bug looks like!"
*Mannequin Mark: "But to b'honest, you're a whole heck-of-a lot better than the other pests here.."
*"Er .. thanks? I just wanna make people laugh and have a good time so..."
*Mannequin Mark: "Well get on wit' it! I know ya got that spark in ya!"
*"Doh.. it feels more like a sad, dying sizzle to me..."
*"Do you craft.. gifts?"
*Mannequin Mark: "Well o'course! Anythin' fer a price."
*Mannequin Mark: "Any type a' craftmanship in particular ya lookin' for?"
*"Figurines! Uhm, a small one, please."
*"I want to thank somebody."
*Mannequin Mark: "Noted! They'll love it, promise ya!"
*Mannequin Mark: "Now to think 'bout t'pricing..."
Interacting with Mozelle 	
*Mozelle: “Bug fellow!”
*Mozelle: “why are you always so sad looking?”
*“D’ohhh, it’s cuz I miss my mama..”
*“and.. euugghh.. nobody thinks I’m a good clown.. :0(“
*Mozelle: “How preposterous!”
*Mozelle: “Any good member of royalty knows that they must have the upmost of respect for their jesters!”
*“Doh.. I dunno..”
*Mozelle: “Have no worry, good clown! I shall make you the greatest!”
*Mozelle: “Clown creature!”
*“ueeghh, me?”
*Mozelle: “yes you!”
*Mozelle: “I wish to be entertained, can you tell me a joke please?”
*“Ough, uh.. okay..“
*“What should you do if you're attacked by a mob of clowns?“
*Mozelle: “what?”
*“go for the 'juggler...!'“
*Mozelle: “hahaha! Ohohoho!”
*Mozelle: “you're very funny! I think I will appoint you as my court jester!”
*“uwagh, you like.. my jokes?“
*Mozelle: “yes! Very much!”
*“:0)“
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
*PartyNoob: "HIHI!!"
*"Golly gosh gumdrops!!"
*PartyNoob: "huh?"
*PartyNoob: "Wuz wrong?"
*PartyNoob: "did i do sumthing?"
*"Oh sorry.."
*"Just..."
*"your party horn startled me.."
*PartyNoob: "OH"
*PartyNoob: "im sorry!"
*PartyNoob: "il be careful next time!"
*"Gough.."
*"I miss home.."
*PartyNoob: "i dunno if i can relate.."
*PartyNoob: "my hous is always blown up!"
*"Gosh."
*"that sounds awful!"
*PartyNoob: "it ads exitement to it!"
*PartyNoob: "better partees!"
*PartyNoob: "have u been to any parties??
*PartyNoob: "i NEED to take u to one!!"
*"Golly.."
*"I used to go to them"
*"I was the juggling act!.."
*"Though.."
*"I got embarrassed..."
*PartyNoob: "OHMIGOSH"
*PartyNoob: "please juggle at the party!!!!"
*PartyNoob: "it wuld be so so cool!"
*"Douh.."
*"I guess it wouldn't hurt.."
* PartyNoob: "Happy birthdayy!!"
* "You're a day late :o("
* PartyNoob: "Well that just means you get an extra day to celebrate!"
Interacting with Pest 	
*"Waow.."
*"we're both insects haha.."
*"what a coincidence..!"
*Pest: "It's not that interesting."
*"Oh.."
*"uh.."
*"I guess that's true.."
*"sniff.."
*Pest: "Are you crying?"
*"N-nooo..."
*"I smell some apples in here!"
*Pest: "I made some fritters before I got on here."
*"Oh, I sure do love me some frosted apples!"
*"Can I"
*"uhm"
*"have some?"
*Pest: "No."
*"Okay. :O("
*"Your mandibles sure look sharp..."
*Pest: "Is that why you keep staring at me?"
*"Ough..."
*"I'm just trying..."
*"To make some some conversation.."
*Pest: "わかった" ("Understood")
*"Your mandibles are really pointy.."
*"Hoink."
*Pest: "Is that why you keep staring at me?"
*"Ough.."
*"I was just trying.."
*"to make some conversation.."
*Pest: "わかった" ("Understood") 
*"...womp womp.."
Interacting with Prototype 	
*Prototype: "My sources tell me that you used to perform at a popular circus?"
*"Doh..You know about that?"
*Prototype: "Yes! I've read articles about it!"
*Prototype: "It looks so whimsical and exciting!"
*Prototype: "You're a clown, right?"
*"Metaphorically speaking.."
*"I don't really deserve that role anymore.. :'O("
*Prototype: "Aww why not?"
*Prototype: "You kinda look funny enough to fit the part!"
*"Ough.."
*"I don't want to talk about it.."
*"Though, thanks.. I guess.."
*Prototype: "Hey!"
*Prototype: "Wanna see my impression of a clown?!"
*Prototype: "Honk honk!"
*"Guh- Is that it..?"
*Prototype "[PIE_IMPRESSION.EXE]"
*"Is this some sort of mockery..? :0("
*Prototype: "Of course not!"
*Prototype: "I'm just able to produce various noises i downloaded!"
*"But.. It's not really funny..."
*Prototype: "I.. Don't understand!"
*Prototype: "Isn't modern humor randomly generated now?"
*"Goodness no.."
*"Clowning takes more effort than that.."
*"Bless your heart for trying though.."
*"Momma would've thought you were cute."
*Prototype: "Oh alright!"
*Prototype: "I'll look into clowning more next time!" 
*Prototype: "Hey do you think I could watch you one day?"
*Prototype: "I can be your personal robotic assistant!"
*"Huh…"
*"Maybe after I get over my stage fright…"
*Prototype: "I’m sure you can do it!"
*Prototype: "If it helps I’m able to provide advice on how to get over it!"
*"They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.. :0("
*Prototype: "Sure they can! I believe in you!"
*Prototype: "And with innovative technology, anything is possible!"
*"D'aww.. Thanks :0)"
Interacting with Reddy 	
*“GOLLY! You’re so tall!”
*Reddy: “R-“
*Reddy: “Red Ball Diner has engineered a multitude of animatronics f-following it’s uprising 400 years ago!”
*Reddy: “Squishy takes pride in our tall statures, and stocks!”
*”D’oh.. corporate overlords sure are imaginative!”
*Reddy: "I-Is that a- KZZRT-"
*Reddy: " FREQUENTLY RETURNING CUSTOMER Reddy s-spots?"
*"O-Oh! Not this time I fear, haha... honk..."
*"Just out looking for momma again.."
*Reddy: "ERROR: Feelings not prog- *KZZRT--*
*Reddy: "You're daily [Senior_Discount] has been prepared to pick up at Red Ball Diner."
*"Oh goodie!"
*Reddy: "Reddy Gang w-w-wishes you a-"
*Reddy: "Good night!"
*"Gosh, but I don't think there's any time in here..!"
*"What if it's evening instead? Or dusk? Or even more off, morning!? D'ohh.."
*Reddy: "Truly a horrifying situation. But fear n-n-not! *KZZRT-*"
*Reddy: "Your friend R-Reddy comes with an inner clock that displays the current time as:"
*Reddy: "0 / 0 M. Have a nice ######!"
*"..."
Interacting with Scag 	
*Scag: "You’re friends with that purplefilled heightmaxxing freakright??"
*"I think so..! She’s helped me an awful lot.."
*Scag: "She often comes in looking for oldfilled relics."
*Scag: "She’s a little intimidatingcore... YUCK!"
*"She means well, I hope..! :0)"
*"You don't happen to have a.. gosh what was it..."
*"a Gee-Pea-Ess?"
*Scag: "HAHA LOL"
*Scag: "yeah but its only for my own datafilled infomaxxing."
*"Wha..."
*Scag: "It's for MY STUFF pal."
*"Ah.. golly, sorry.. :0("
Interacting with Split 	
*"Whats your secret to being so funny?"
*"I can't even throw a pie without feeling bad.."
*Split: "I always try to find the good in things"
*Split: "Even if life feels like a rotten banana!"
*"Blegh.."
*"I guess you're right.."
*"Life doesn't have to be too overripe!.."
*"My puns stink.."
*Split: "Hey"
*Split: "You'll get there"
*Split: "Just keep practicing!"
*"Hey..."
*"I think I got a good one..."
*"Honk honk..."
*Split: "Ooh!" 
*Split: "Do tell!"
*"How do um..."
*"Bees brush their hair?"
*"They use a honeycomb!"
*"Haha..."
*Split: "..."
*Split: "HAHAHAHA"
*Split: "HAHEHEHA"
*Split: "HA*snort*HAHA"
*Split: "HAHAHAHE"
*Split: "*snort*"
*Split: "HAHEHEHE"
*Split: "Good one!!"
*"Haha..."
*"Gosh..."
*"Thanks.. :0)"
*Split: "Hey!"
*Split: "whats got you down, clown?"
*"Ough..."
*"Everything I guess..."
*Split: "Well, cheer up!"
*Split: "I know you can turn that frown upside down!"
*"I guess..."
*"Thanks.."
*"You really know how to make me uh.."
*"peel better??"
*"Dohh..."
*"that sucked..."
Interacting with Spud! 	
*"Golly, you smell like fresh leaves.."
*Spud!: "Spud.. I just wanted to um.. Escape from that forest.."
*"Boy, I remember when momma always took me to the nearest everglade.."
*"doh.. I'll find her eventually.. I think.."
*Spud!: "Hopefully.. Ugh.."
*"Doh.. Things just get worse for us, huh.."
*Spud!: "Um.. I guess.. Ugh.."
*"Dooohh..."
*Spud!:"“Ugh.. um.... Spud..."
*"Dohh.. Ough..."
*Spud!: "Ughhh... blegh.."
*"Spud!: I could really use some cheering.. Um.. up.."
*"So could I.. golly..
*"Spud!: Maybe we should umm.. Spud.."
*"Spud!: become circus partners..!"
*"Nooo.... I don't wanna be there again.."
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"Are you a clown too...? :0( Honk..."
*"'Cuz you sure act like one.."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"At least my act was a little funny back then..."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*“Huh… Somehow…”
*“looking at you makes me feel better about myself..? :0(“
*“Is it because I think you look atrocious?”
*Unpleasant: "..."
*“Golly, we have similar colors..”
*“but I feel like I contribute at least.. A little more in society..”
*“Unlike you..”
*Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "Have you ever considered making a musical comeback in an auditorium, or something of the likes?"
*"G-golly.. I-I-I think I'd f-faint..!"
*Wallter: "Oh nonsense! I've heard you had a limited record on the shelves once!"
*"T-thats not mine! How'd you even get a holler of that..?!"
*Wallter: "Just think... The eyes of thousands upon you, isn't it joyful?"
*Wallter: "I'd love to see you perform myself even!"
*"..."
*Wallter: "Er, Pilby, are you alright? You look a bit pale!"
*Wallter: "My, my!"
*Wallter: "Aren't you the talented clown fellow I'd previously heard of being an utter prodigy at the classical trombone?"
*"Doh.. Golly, that was so long ago!"
*"I haven't played in public for a long time now.."
*Wallter: "Nonsense, my friend! A talent like ours is not to be wasted!"
*"I wouldn't say it's that good..! H-honk!"
*Wallter: "I must say, my multi-armed marrow,"
*Wallter: "Your apple tea recipe was absolutely ravishing!"
*"Oh.. you really enjoyed it..?"
*"Hm?"
*Wallter: "Oh no my friend, My diet is strictly my beloved grey stuff!"
*Wallter: "I was just making conversation to be polite."
*Wallter: "..oh."
Category:NPC Interactions