Alchemy Excursus

This is where you record the results of alchemy! There are rules though:
#Post in the Official Alchemy Thread to get alchemy approved. You're allowed to suggest what the result and cost will be, but the mods have the final say over both of these things, and can completely reject your request.
#Only post requests about things you are planning to alchemize in the near future, don't waste our time with hypotheticals.
#We are pretty much going to ignore the differences between || and && for this RP.
#Cost will be arranged on a scale from 1-10, 1 being cheap stuff a character could make towards the very beginning of the game, and 10 being WHOA SUPER EXPENSIVE!!! Another possibility is X, which basically just says "Hey this item is supposed to be a joke (like the SB&HJifier) so don't worry about it."
#On the table below, place the names of the two items to be combined, the result, the cost, and your username and character name.
#They are to be sorted alphabetically, by the first item, then the second. Basically this means go by the first item, and if two different alchemies start with the same item, go by the second ("hammer + apple" would come before "hammer +brick")
#Items lettered A-K go on this page. Items lettered L-Z go on this one. They are lettered by the first letter of the starting item!
Add new Alchemies by following the directions of this post.
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ITEM 1 	ITEM 2 	RESULT 	COST 	
USERNAME
CHARACTER HANDLE
1/4 Spork 	Too Big Spoon 	Giant Spoon of Prodding 	3 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
A Seamstress's Tounge 	Lightning Rod 	Athena's Jealousy 	2 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Abraham Licoln Plush 	Constitutional Battletome 	Badass Licoln Plush 	1 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Acceleration Helm 	Tai's Computer 	Digi-Rider Compu-Speed Helm 	5 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Adamant Boots 	Steel Plating 	Imp-Stomping Boots 	5 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
Adamant Cloth 	Boots 	Adamant Boots 	4 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
Adamant Cloth 	Gloves 	Adamant Gloves 	4 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
Adamant Cloth 	Labcoat 	Adamant Labcoat 	5 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
American Battletome 	Theodore Roosevelt Plush 	Battle Roosevelt 	2 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
American Flag 	Baseball Cap 	Independant Hat 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
American Flag 	Classy Suit 	Uncle Sam's Lesiure Suit 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Animal Fur 	Aged Stone 	Wolf Jackpot 	10 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Assassin's Suprise 	Length of Chain 	No Escape 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Asymetrical Guitar-Part Labcoat 	Remote Ghost Coat 	Music-Powered Remote Ghost Coat 	5 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Asymetrical Labcoat 	Beat-Up Guitar 	Asymetrical Guitar-Part Labcoat 	2 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Asymetrical Labcoat 	Smart Phone 	Robo Coat 	4 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Autoreloader 	Inky-Black Suit 	Smith and Wesson Strait Jacket 	4 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Autoreloader 	Shukuroid Camera 	Shukuroid Camera V2 	4 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Aviator Helm 	Picture of Kamen Rider Eccel 	Acceleration Helmet 	4 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Backpack 	Battery Recharger 	Batterypack 	2 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Backpack 	Gunpowder Keg 	Trail Blazer 	3 	
Pendragon
effervescentSpagyrist
Badass Lincoln Plush 	Really Pointy Stick 	Emancipator 	3 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Badge 	Clothes 	RDS Uniform 	2 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Badge 	Helmputer 	RDS Helmeterminal 	3 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Badge 	Rollerskateshoes 	RDS Railrunners 	4 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Badge 	Iron Poker 	RDS Switch 	6 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Ball and Paddle Toy 	Sea Reaper 	Elasticuller 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Ball and Paddle Toy 	Weigh Anchor 	Shark Puncher 	3 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Bar of Platinum 	ChainMALE Bikini 	Gladiator 	7 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Barbed Wire 	Troll Round Up 	Troll Corral 	3 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Barbed Wire 	Unfullfilled Tension 	High Tension Wire 	7 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Barely Green Computer Goggles 	Laurel Wreath 	Green Eye of the Emperor 	3 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Baseball Cap 	Tin Foil Hat 	Mr. Tinfoil Cap 	1 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
Baseball 	American Flag 	America Ball 	Varies	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Gentlemen's Magazine 	Blue Balls 	X 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Glass 	Disco Ball 	2 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Gummy Bear 	Super Ball 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Lemon 	Football 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Lighter 	Fire Ball 	3 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Live Wire 	Thunderball 	5 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Rock 	Rock Ball 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Shag Carpet 	Fur Ball 	1 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Teddy Bear 	Teddy Ball 	5 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball 	Twenty Dollar Bill 	Old Hickory Ball 	7 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Baseball Cap 	Yoyo 	Hero's Hat 	7 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
Basic Pick-Axe 	Razor 	The Perforator 	2 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Basic Pick-Axe 	Pinwheel 	Roller Pick 	1 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Baton 	Spray Bottle 	Twirling Spritzer 	2 	
SquirrelPants
cheerfullyLethal
Baton of True Will 	The Amber Vizier's Baton 	The White Vizier's Baton 	6 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Batteries 	Double the Pain 	Shocking Conclusions 	5 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Battery Pack 	Battery Recharger 	Charging Batterypack 	3 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Battery Pack 	Troll Corral 	Bitter Edison 	5 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Bedsheet 	Cloak 	Wearable Parachute 	5 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Bedsheet 	Roll of Tinfoil 	Reflective Sheets 	1 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Belt 	Fire 	Fighting Flame 	10 	
Nimademe
lawfulRepresentative
Belt 	Iron Name Plate 	Stamper 	4 	
DizzySpecibus
fatiguedEmotionalist
Bicycle 	Robocoat 	Accel Drive 	5 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Bicycle 	Shoes of Mercury 	Dark Messenger Sneakers 	4 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Bicycle Tire 	Athena's Jealousy 	Astrape's Wrath 	3 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Binoculars 	20/20XX Specs 	Distant Macrocosms 	4 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Binoculars 	Infared Camera 	Infared Binoculars 	2 	
Advocate
sherlockEnquirer
Black Coat 	Harry Potter book 	Invisibility Cloak 	X 	
Dragonpaul99
gallantAnkylosaur
Black Coat 	Steeler's Hoodie 	Hooded Black Coat 	2 	
Dragonpaul99
gallantAnkylosaur
Black Jacket 	Metal Sheet 	Full Metal Jacket 	2 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Black Phantom Bag 	Black Phantom Top 	Virtual Darkness 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Blade of the East 	Limitless Flame 	East is Burning Red 	6 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Blade of the East 	imitation Souba 	Souba 	4 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Blank Book 	Broken Doctor Steel Bust 	How to Take Over the World in Ten Fun Steps 	X 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Blood 	Oversized Bandaged Fangs 	Oversized Bloodstained Fangs 	5 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Bone 	Torn Up Plushy 	Torn Up Plush Bone 	X 	
Injury Man
ruffledEars
Bones 	Brass Tacks 	Jolly Roger's Bugle 	3 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Book 	Flash Drive 	Digital Copy of Book 	1 	
dontalk2me
cartesianAsymptote
Book of Egyptian mythology 	Picture of Ryan 	Teksa Canopic Jar 	X 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Book Manuscript 	Batman and Robin DVD 	Chilling Exposition 	X 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Boomarang 	A Slice for All 	Shooting Star 	4 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Boomarang 	Fan 	Autoboomarang 	3 	
Elation
phoenixDownunder
Boots 	Fusion Cell 	Capital Wasteland 	5 	
New Mars
formostMachinist
Boots 	Mechanocoat 	Steel March 	3 	
New Mars
formostMachinist
Boots of Soaring 	Vulture Consort 	Boots of Sawing 	7 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Botany Textbook 	Personalized Labcoat 	Personalized Nature Aproncoat 	2 	
neonNeptunian
vibrantlyVirtuosic
Bowl of Fruit 	Leaf-Bladed Spear 	Mixed Bowl of Stabs 	4 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Box Cutter 	Cooker 	Like a Knife Through Hot Butter 	3 	
Phoenix
nascentArchitect
Box of Glazed Donuts 	Box of Cream Puffs 	Teeth Rotters 	X 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Bracelet 	Orb of Irregularity 	Priestess' Wrist Chain of Irregularity 	6 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Breaking Dawn (Meyer) 	Brisingr (Paolini) 	One Thousand Four-Hundred and Sixty-Seven Page Brick 	1 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Broken Compuvisor 	1/2 Glasses (Other Half) 	20/20XX Glasses 	2 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Bunch o' Marbles 	Metal Jacks 	Rollin' Feet Stoppers 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
oldtimeSwabbie
Bunch o' Marbles 	Rare Delectable Sweets 	Sweet Nostalgia 	1 	
(The Con Air) Rock
oldtimeSwabbie
Bunsen Burner 	Flame Formula 	Bunsen Burntorch 	4 	
Pendragon
effervescentSpagyrist
Camcorder 	20/20XX Specs 	20/20XX Specs 	2 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Camera 	Book of Italian Cooking 	Pastaroid Camera 	X 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Camera 	Captchalogue Card 	Captcharoid 	4 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Camera 	Hipster Clothing 	Violent Cameo 	5 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Can of Mace 	Length of Pipe 	Crude Mace 	1 	
Xei Win Toh
passionateRanger
Candy Corn 	Get the Point? 	Demon Slaying Javelins 	4 	
(The Con Air) Rock
rigorousBanter
Cane 	Ace of Spades 	Pain in Spades 	5 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
Cap'n's Coat 	Sea Worn Chessboard 	Checker Print Naval Garb 	1 	
(The Con Air) Rock
oldtimeSwabbie
Captchacard 	Electronic Book of Recipies 	Captchacode Book 	2 	
Injury Man
undeniablyUnbeatableQuality
Carnage Poster 	Ebony Spread 	Crimson Tinge 	5 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Cell Phone 	Eyepatch 	Cellular Eyepatch 	1 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Cell Phone 	Glasses 	"Stay-In-Contact" Lenses 	2 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Chain Mail 	Guild Wars Clone Collector's Edition Box 	Collector's Chailmail 	3 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Chainsawblade 	Metal Pole 	Chainsaw Glaive 	5 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Chainsawblade 	Souba 	Twin Chainsawblade 	7 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Chair 	Broken Airship Engine 	Gyrocouch 	7 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Cheetah Statue 	Black Coat 	Raiment of the Hunter 	5 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Cheetah Statue 	Tribal Gown 	Cloak of the Black Cat 	4 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Chin Nicker 	Red Star of Communism 	A Slice For All 	3 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Chin Nicker 	Lighter 	Lick of Flame 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Chipped Sculpting Knife 	Serrated Handsaw 	Chipped Tooth 	3 	
DizzySpecibus
withdrawnWhittler
Chipped Tooth 	Sculpting Instruction Booklet 	Carve You Up 	5 	
DizzySpecibus
withdrawnWhittler
Circlefish Album 	Cellular Eyepatch 	iPatch 	2 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Circlefish Shirt 	Pirate Flag 	Davy Jones' Work Uniform 	2 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Circular Saw 	Shitty Shuriken 	Sawriken 	2 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Cleaning Sovlent 	EctoEngineers Coat 	Ectoacid Coat 	5 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Clearglass Marble 	Captchalogue Card 	Code Ringer 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
oldtimeSwabbie
Clip 	Holo Hoops 	Clip-on Comp Rings 	4 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Clock Lock Works 	Lava Lamp 	Sunslammer 	10 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Clothes 	Aluminum Foil 	Alien Protection 	X 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Clothes 	Blitzcrack Statue 	Blitzcrank's Outer Coating 	2 	
Crilly
spiritlessMachine
Clothes 	Doom Comic 	Berserker's Gear 	3 	
Eldrake
automaticShotgun
Clothes 	Green Cloth 	Riddle Suit 	3 	
LuckyDerek
galvanizedEarth
Clothes 	Guild Wars Clone Box 	Greenhorn's Armor 	3 	
Xei Win Toh
passionateRanger
Clothes 	Legend of Zelda Game 	Hero's Basic Tunic 	1 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Clothes 	Lego 	Swap Suit 	3 	
LuckyDerek
galvanizedEarth
Clothes 	Mining Helmet 	Splenker's Plate Armor 	4 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Clothes 	Plush Spengler 	Ain't afraid 	5 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Clothes 	Reflective Sheets 	Desert Wear 	3 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Clothes 	Scary Ghost Movies 	Shadow of Discord 	3 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Clothes 	Trenchcoat 	Trenchclothes 	1 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Clothes 	Undersized Hockey Pads 	Padded Canadian Clothing 	1 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Clothes 	Ye Olde Witch Hunter's Guide 	Witch Slayer's Gear 	1 	
Eldrake
automaticShotgun
Coat 	Vlad the Impaler Poster 	Heavy Coat of the Impaler 	1 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Coding Book 	Tombstone 	~ath Programming Guide 	7 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Coffee Blend 	Manos: Hand of Fate DVD 	Cofos: Feet of Brew 	X 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Coffee Machine 	Motorcycle Engine 	High Octane Java Mindfuck Blender 	3 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Coffee Pot 	Taser 	The Best Part of Waking Up In The Morning 	4 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Cold Devil 	Ten-Sided Dice 	Perfect Score 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Collector's Chainmail 	The Four Postmen Album 	ChailMALE Bikini 	5 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Comb 	Gel 	Wild Mane 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Combat Boots 	Elton John Record 	Fairy Sparklesteppers 	X 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Combat Boots 	Hotplate 	Fire on the Dance Floor 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Combat Boots 	Micheal Jackson Record 	Moonwalkers 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Compuspecs MK 1 	RA's Laptop 	Compuspecs MK 2 	4 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Compuspecs MK 2 	AC's Laptop 	Compuspecs MK 3 	5 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Computer 	1/2 Glasses 	Broken Compuvisor 	2 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Computer 	Akubra 	Akubracomp 	2 	
Elation
phoenixDownunder
Computer 	Batmatch Utility Belt 	Batstation 	5 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Computer 	Cell Phone 	Pesterphone 	2 	
Eldrake
automaticShotgun
Computer 	Copy of Prinny: Cirbth? 	Herotop 	2 	
Prinny Squad
bodaciousKnave
Computer 	Floating Turntables 	One Man Show 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Computer 	Glasses 	Glassgeeks 	2 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Computer 	Goggles 	Goggle Chrome 	2 	
Mimsies
cordialSchemer
Computer 	Headband 	Computadorable Headband 	2 	
Samsa
convolutedFeelings
Computer 	Keep-in-Contact Lenses 	Compuspecs MK 1 	3 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Computer 	Mining Helmet 	Internet Explorer's Hard hat 	2 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Computer 	Ouija Board 	Boardtop 	2 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Computer 	Paper Lanturn 	Lantop 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Computer 	Pata 	GauntletTop 	2 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Computer 	Patina Goggles 	Barely Green Computer Googles 	3 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Computer 	Piece of Paper 	Touch Top 	3 	
DizzySpecibus
fatiguedEmotionalist
Computer 	Pirate Hat 	Perstermate's Bicorne 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
oldtimeSwabbie
Computer 	Pokedex Toy 	Skaiadex 	7 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Computer 	Red Rimmed Nerd Glasses 	Delicious Rasberry Computer Glasses 	3 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
Computer 	Shirt 	Frontop 	2 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Computer 	Spool of Thread 	Data String 	3 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Computer 	Steel Pentagram 	The Devil's Advocate 	3 	
Elation
daemonicYogurt
Computer 	Stylish Red Goggles 	Gog Damns 	2 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Computer 	Swastika Watch 	Nazi Tech Portable Comptuer and Music Player 	1 	
Injury Man
undeniablyUnbeatableQuality
Computer 	Teddy Bear 	Teddytop 	2 	
LuckyDerek
galvanizedEarth
Computer 	Writing Notebook 	Notebook Computer 	2 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Cone of Communication (And Shame)	Retractable Awning 	Retractable Cone of Communication (And Shame) 	3 	
Injury Man
ruffledEars
Consort 	CD of Barenaked Ladies' "Falling for The First Time"	Falling Consort 	X 	
llamamiah
ridiculouslyHideous
Cool Shades 	PesterPhone 	PesterShades 	2 	
Xei Win Toh
curiouslyMagnanimous
Corpse 	Drac-Q Frost 	Stagnant Wind 	4 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Cowboy Bebop 	Jarred Heart 	Second Swordfish 	7 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Cowboy Clothes 	Wireless Keyboard 	Comboy Bebop 	5 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Cowboy Gloves 	Power Board 	Boarding Steer 	5 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Crimson Tinge 	Carnage Poster 	Prototype Pain 	7 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Croakatoa 	Volcanic Heart 	Inferno of the Core 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Cross Shirt 	CD of Row Row Fight the Powah 	Team Dai Gurren Tee 	2 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Crude Lens Ray Gun 	Picture of an Angel 	Holy Light 	2 	
Advocate
sherlockEnquirer
Crude Lens Ray Gun 	Trick Lens Camera 	Angled Light 	3 	
Advocate
sherlockEnquirer
Crude Lens Ray Gun 	Tri Lens Stero Camera 	Tri Lens Gun 	3 	
Advocate
sherlockEnquirer
Crude Mace 	Newton's Cradle 	Balanced Mace 	2 	
Xei Win Toh
passionateRanger
Crystal of Flame 	Boots of Soaring 	Heatwalkers 	7 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Crystal of Flame 	Limitless Desert Wear 	Light up the Night 	7 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Crystal of Flame 	Mobius Desert Cloak 	Cloak of Flames 	5 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Cup 	Cake 	Cupcake 	X 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Cutlass 	Swedish Chair 	Plastvard 	X 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Cutlass 	Trumpet 	Brass Tacks 	2 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Cutthread Twine 	Metal Rod 	Spinster's Baton 	6 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Cutthread Twine 	Pepper Jackson 	Twinas Jeffersword 	1 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Cutthread Twine 	Sewing Machine 	Don't Thread on Me 	6 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Dance Slippers 	Acrylic Gems 	Bejeweled Shoes 	X 	
Aurorealise
iridescentReverie
Dagger 	Autoboomarang 	The Cut Above 	4 	
Elation
phoenixDownunder
Dagger 	Batteries 	Electric Dagger 	2 	
Dragonpaul99
gallantAnkylosaur
Dagger 	Don't Run with These 	Double the Pain 	4 	
Mimsies
dystopicSlayer
Damn Van Robbers 	Turkish Oil Barrel 	Power Slide! 	5 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Data Reel 	Morgan Freeman Plush 	G-loom 	4 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Desert Cloak 	Mobius Strip 	Mobius Desert Cloak 	3 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Desert Gloves 	Mobius Strip 	Mobius Desert Gauntlet 	3 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Desert Rock 	Electrical Cable 	Armored Camel 	5 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Desert Wear 	Metal Sheets 	Heavy Desert Wear 	4 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Devouring Devil 	Typhon's Tooth 	Maw of Tartarus 	9 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Dino Model Kit 	Uncle's Leather Jacket 	Ghost Rider's Leather 	3 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Dinosaur Bones 	Highway Stars 	Bone to Be Bad 	6 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Disco Ball 	Industrial Flashlight 	Technicolor Spotlight 	1 	
Elation
elegantUnderstudy
Disco Ball 	Stick 	Disco Stick 	X 	
Dopant
badRomantic
Divine Wind 	Sip of the South 	Shin South 	7 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Dual Bladed Slicer 	Swinging Death 	Grabbing Heaven 	5 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Dualsaw 	Floating Turntables 	These Beats be Wicked, Yo 	3 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Drumsticks 	Motorcycle Tailpipe 	Highway Stars 	3 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Drumsticks 	Plan 9 From Outer Space DVD 	Bela Lugosi's Double's Chopsticks 	X 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Ebony Spread 	Bolt of Black Cloth 	Sorin's Suit 	5 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Electric Dagger 	Benjamin Franklin's Biography 	Franklin's Lightning Dagger 	5 	
Dragonpaul99
gallantAnkylosaur
Electric Fan 	Carving Knife 	Raid Daggers 	3 	
Prinny Squad
bodaciousKnave
Electromagnet 	Mangled Up in Blue 	Fucking Trident, How Does It Work 	5 	
Samsa
narcoticPurgatory
Elephant Statue 	Mixed Bowl of Stabs 	Heavy Striker 	5 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Emancipator 	World Ends With You Poster 	Subarashiki no Konbou 	5 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Emerald Contraband 	Core of Chaos 	Emerald Chaos 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Emerald Contraband 	East is Burning Red 	Emerald Lilyslicer 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Emerald Contraband 	Flamestompers 	Firehoppers 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Emerald Contraband 	Hand of Destruction 	Turbulent Igniter 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Emerald Contraband 	Obsidian Shroud 	Firestorm Shroud 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Emerald Contraband 	Twin Chainsawblade 	Croakatoa 	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Engine Memory 	Zangetsu 	Engine Blade 	8 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Epic Sungoggles 	Picture of Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 	Epic Digging Sungoggles 	3 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Even Bigger Spoon 	Ladle 	Too Big Spoon 	3 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
Extension Cord 	Dark Messenger Sneakers 	Electric Boost Blades 	6 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Eye of Fluthulu 	The Devil's Advocate 	Sight of the Demons 	6 	
Elation
daemonicYogurt
Family Relic 	Family Friend's PDA 	Trusted Lieutenant's Kit 	3 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Father's Skeleton Key 	Precision Wit 	Novel Keywork 	6 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Father's Suit 	Tylonel Jones VS Blackula DVD 	Hustler's Uniform 	X 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Father's Wristwatch 	Notebook Computer 	Bond's Wristwatch 	3 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Feather 	Picture of a Rainbow 	Scarlet Devil Wing 	4 	
Phoenix
nascentArchitect
Fedora 	Unicorn Statuette 	Sparklegrit Helm 	3 	
battlerek
utterlyUnrelentingTruthseeker
Fingerless Gloves 	CD of Silent Shout 	Generator Fists 	4 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Fingerless Gloves 	Juri Poster 	Sadist's Handguards 	2 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Fingerless Gloves 	Long Ranged Remote Control 	Infared Power Glove 	4 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Firecracker 	Can of Spraypaint 	Paintbomb 	1 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
First Aid Kit 	Outlaw's Friend 	Hippocratic Suggestion 	4 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Fishing Pole 	Harvesting Scythe 	Sea Reaper 	1 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Fishing Pole 	Wrecking Ball Toy 	Weigh Anchor 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
hardcoreGymleader
Flanged Mace 	Star Wars DVD 	Mace Windu 	5 	
Xei Win Toh
passionateRanger
Flashlight 	Eyepatch 	Flashlight Patch 	1 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Flashlight Patch 	iPhone 	iPatch 	2 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Footwear 	Secret History of the Sicilian Mafia 	Omerta Shoes 	2 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Fork 	Too Big Spoon 	Exporcutioner 	5 	
Doctor Tess
psychicOverlord
Formal Gown 	Tribal Statue 	Tribal Gown 	2 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Formal Gown 	Watch 	Formal Time 	2 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Full Glock Magazine 	Streams of Silver (Salvatore) 	Mitril Magazine 	2 	
(The Con Air) Rock
nebulousOccidental
Full Metal Jacket 	Reflective Sheets 	Desert Cloak 	2 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Fusion Cell 	Best Part of Waking Up in the Morning 	The Power of Atom 	5 	
New Mars
formostMachinist
Fusion Cell 	Cough Syrup 	Rad Away 	3 	
New Mars
formostMachinist
Gatorade 	Cross Trainers 	Lilah Cross-Trainers 	3 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Gatorade 	Gog Damns 	Gatoroggles 	2 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Gatorade 	Nike Shirt 	Gatorade Shirt 	1 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Gatorade 	Toy Batman Utility Belt 	Batmatch Utility Belt 	3 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Gatorade Shirt 	Moondress 	Sunsetter 	3 	
Samsa
kinestheticReality
Gauntletop 	Toxic Touch 	Venomous Grasp 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Generator 	Ceiling Fan 	Really Fucking Fast Fucking Ceiling Fucking Fan 	2 	
Samsa
narcoticPurgatory
Generator 	Fucking All-in-fucking-one Com-fucking-puter 	Ad-fucking-vanced Fucking All-in-fucking-one Com-fucking-puter 	3 	
Samsa
narcoticPurgatory
Generic Sphere 	Gunpowder 	Generic Bomb 	2 	
Tyrannic
perennialAnnihilator
German Megaphone 	Swastika Watch 	Hitler's Mouthpiece 	3 	
Injury Man
undeniablyUnbeatableQuality
Ghost Jacket 	The White Vizier's Pallium 	Spiritual Leader's Garb 	4 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Ghost Rider's Leather 	Rock You Shirt 	We Are the Road Crew 	4 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
Gigant Bones 	sewing Needle 	Bloody Shot 	6 	
llamamiah
crazyOmnivore
Glass Bottle 	Anime 	Lot of Moe 	X 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glass Bottle 	Broken Glass Bottle 	Hoboken Barknife 	1 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glass Bottle 	Fist of the North Star 	Sip of the South 	5 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glass Bottle 	Oil Covered Rag 	Molotov Cocktail 	2 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glass Bottle 	The Rocketeer 	Brave Booster 	4 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glass Bottle 	Turkish Oil Barrel 	Molotov's Pride 	3 	
Eldrake
irrelevantIrregular
Glasses 	Headset 	Fucking All-in-Fucking-One Com-fucking-puter 	3 	
Samsa
narcoticPurgatory
Glove 	Wireless Keyboard 	Power Board 	1 	
Eldrake
riblessFlatfish
Gloves 	Contract 	Yellow Hand 	4 	
Nimademe
lawfulRepresentative
Gloves 	Diablo 2 	Diabolical Gloves 	1 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Gloves 	Fan 	Hovergloves 	2 	
terminallyCapricious
ardentMuckraker
Gloves 	Hypodermic Syringe 	Stolen from the Scarecrow 	4 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Gloves 	Iron Man Game 	Rocket Gloves 	7 	
DizzySpecibus
fatiguedEmotionalist
Gloves 	Rollerskate 	Rollerglove 	1 	
Softspoken
moodyNavigator
Gloves 	Scalpel 	Sterile Slashers 	3 	
NewMars
formostMachinist
Gloves 	Venom Hoodie 	Toxic Touch 	2 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Goggles 	Warhammer Armies: Chaos 	Chaos Goggles 	1 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Gold Dust 	Razor Sharp Pickaxe 	Gilded Pickaxe 	3 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Gold Nugget 	Flour 	American Gold Medal All Purpose Flour 	X 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Gold Nugget 	Glitter 	Gold Dust 	1 	
asp Ultimatum
anomalousUtopian
Gown 	Book of African Tribal History 	Tribal Gown 	2 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Gown 	Wristwatch 	Formal Time 	2 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Greenhorn's Armor 	Stud Detector 	Studded Leather Armor 	5 	
Xei Win Toh
passionateRanger
Hairdryer 	Handheld Battery Fan 	Dessicating Twister 	2 	
Aurorealise
deferentialBeautician
Hammer 	Chunk of Marble 	Marble Pillar Mallet 	2 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Hammer 	Saxophone 	Jazzhammer 	2 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Hat 	Doom Comic 	Armored Hat 	2 	
Eldrake
automaticShotgun
Hat 	I-No Poster 	Witch's Musical Hat 	1 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Hat 	P:CIRBT? 	Homerun Prinny Hat 	2 	
Prinny Squad
bodaciousKnave
Hat 	Ye Olde Witch Hunter's Guide 	Witch Slayer's Cockel Hat 	1 	
Eldrake
automaticShotgun
Hazmat Glove 	Water Purifier 	Incendiary Purifier 	3 	
Pendragon
effervescentSpagyrist
Hazmat Suit 	Firecracker Dart 	Skyward Sizzle 	4 	
Pendragon
effervescentSpagyrist
Headband 	Plastic Tiara 	On sale at CLAIRE'S 	X 	
Mimsies
cordialSchemer
Headset 	Hairbows 	Pro Bow 	2 	
Aurorealise
iridescentReverie
Headset 	Handheld Pesterchummer 	hasslePal Headset 	2 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Healer's Dressing 	Grandfather Cloak 	Time of Healing 	8 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Heater 	Lady Gaga Poster 	Hot Like Mexico, Rejoice 	X 	
Dopant
badRomantic
Heimerdinger's Wrench 	Nidalee Statue 	Bushwhacked Wrench 	5 	
Crilly
spiritlessMachine
Helmet 	Top Hat 	Gentleman's Fancy Velocipede Cranial Protector 	X 	
DrMcGoodTimes
narcissismEvoker
Hercules' Gauntlets 	TV Remote 	Rerun the Gauntlets 	6 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Highway Stars 	Uncle's Flamethrower 	The Facemelters 	5 	
Palhinuk
esotericRhythmist
History of American Democracy 	Twinas Jeffersword 	Constitutional Battletome 	4 	
battlerek
kingpuncher
Holster 	Revolver Reloader 	Autoreloader 	3 	
Palhinuk
unyieldingUrbanite
Hooded Black Coat 	Dead Shadow Creature 	Cloak of Darkness 	5 	
Dragonpaul99
gallantAnkylosaur
Ice Cream 	Rubik's Cube 	Rubik's Cube Ice Cream 	X 	
dontalk2me
cartesianAsymptote
Ice Maker 	[Magical] Wand 	Ice Sign "Icicle Machine Gun" Edition 	6 	
Yukai
lalalaImpawhee
Infa-Red Power Glove 	Super Robot Zombie Ferret 	SRZF Gloves 	2 	
Orange
persistentUltimatum
Infernal Manual 	Drac-Q Frost 	Chill Defiler 	4 	
Prinny Squad
sacrilegiousScourge
Inferno of the Core 	Crystal of Flame 	Soul of LOSAS, Heart of the Knight of Flame: Cataclysm of Olympus	10 	
Taurus Versant
turbulentIgnition
Itching Powerder (Full) 	Itching Powder (Half-Empty) 	Bluh Bluh Huge Itch 	X 	
Samsa
narcoticPurgatory
iTouch 	Single Contact Lens 	iSeeinHolograms 	2 	
Aurorealise
deferentialBeautician
Jacket 	Ouija Board 	Ghost Jacket 	4 	
Advocate
malevolentDictator
Jacket 	Symbiotic Slip 	Delinquent's Jacket 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
Jacket 	Tanned Hide 	The Road Warrior 	1 	
Elation
phoenixDownunder
Jacket 	Tuxedo 	True Style 	2 	
Elation
elegantUnderstudy
Jazzhammer 	Box of Gears 	Clockwork Grhammerphone 	4 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Jazzhammer 	Roman Round Shield Replica 	Brash Band Bash 	3 	
Doctor Tess
chalcolithicUsurper
Jolly Roger's Bugle 	Sis' 1973 Cutlass 	Cutlass Supreme 	7 	
Palhinuk
plebianBombast
Jupiter Jack 	Nazi Tech Portable Computer and CD Player 	Hands Free Nazi Tech 	2 	
Injury Man
undeniablyUnbeatableQuality
Kitchen Knife 	Hockey Stick 	So Illegal Bladed Hockey Stick 	1 	
Xei Win Toh
falseReaction
Kitchen Knife 	Northern Wind 	Cutting Northern Wind 	4 	
Phoenix
nascentArchitect
Kitchen Knife 	Tribal Spear 	SlashSpear 	2 	
Taurus Versant
timeCompressor
Knife 	Frisbee 	Xena's Dogtoy 	2 	
Mimsies
cordialSchemer
Knife 	Handcuffs 	Bladecuffs 	3 	
battlerek
utterlyUnrelentingTruthseeker
Knife 	Spatula 	Claim More 	3 	
Prinny Squad
sanguinolentRogue
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