'Vampire Mania'

Musical guest: Nelly Furtado
guest stars - Corey Feldman 
3 audience members (Zachary Gordon, Amber Montana and Teala Dunn) introduce Nelly Furtado
== Quotes ==
We are here to mourn the tragic loss of Elizabeth Taylor, an actress who began her career as a child actress in the early 1940s and was one of the most popular stars of classical Hollywood cinema in the 1950s 
do you want to leave the funeral early?! Do you?! 
June: Yes. Of course. 
"You were a great actress. You are the voice of Maggie's first word and also..." 
Henry: put that away! What we do everyday is take your jokes!
Thanks a lot. I lost my place. Um... Ah, here it is. "The end."
Sniz: Mornin'. Looking good.
Fondue: Yeah, walking's made a new man outta you.
Jimmy McGee: It sure has. You see this bulge back here? Now it actually is a fanny pack! (grabs hold of it) No, wait it's still. But your point is well taken. You see...
(sings) I like to walk down the avenue
Bust a move with snuppa.
Snuppa: You shake me from my booty
To my 'fro.
Jimmy McGee: Yes, I strut down the boulevard,
Burning off my excess lard.
I rarely feel the need to utter "Kapow".
Top of the mornin', ladies.
Bianca: Bite us.
Jimmy McGee: I can walk from Romania to Alaska,
Then hobknob with the stars in Malibu.
Luis Tannebaum: Hi, I'm Luis.
Jimmy McGee: The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in Fargo?!
And when I hear...
Turkmenistanians: You can't walk to Turkmenistan.
Jimmy McGee: I say, "Of course I can! Love you!" (Spoken) Hey, Mr Page Turner, would you like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?
Benjamin Franklin: Would we?
Jimmy McGee: Oh, I love to perambulate,
It's standing still I really hate.
So let me please reiterate:
I love to—
(gets hit by a car)
OW!!
(Audience gasps)
Oh, my feet are inside me.
Erica: gotta love a new episode of The Adventures of PatchHead 
Henry: (transformed into a vampire) Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention. Tonight, we party til we are purple 
Jimmy McGee: what’s that strange sound going on?
Erica: it came from Bran Castle
audience member (Teala): hey everybody!
audience member (Zachary): please welcome tonight’s musical guest
audience members (Zachary, Amber and Teala): Nelly Furtado!
Nelly Furtado: Take it back to the top
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door, you start screaming
Come on, everybody, what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people, come on, jump around
I wanna see you all on your knees, knees
You either wanna be with me, or be me (come on now)
A maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, wish you never ever met her at all
And when she walks, she walks with passion
When she talks, she talks like she can handle it
When she asks for somethin', boy, she means it
Even if you never ever seen it
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people, come on, jump around
You doin' anything to keep her by your side
Because she said she love you, love you long time (come on now)
A maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, wish you never ever met her at all
Yeah (come on now)
A maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars
Make you cut cards, wish you never ever met her at all
No, never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (come on)
You wish you never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (what you sayin', girl?)
You wish you never ever met her at all (break)
She's a maneater, a maneater
(I been around the world, I ain't never meet a girl like this)
She's a maneater, a maneater
(I been around the world, I ain't never meet a girl like this)
She's a maneater, a maneater
(I been around the world, I ain't never meet a girl like this)
Like this, like this, like this, like this, like this 
(crowd cheering)
June: Uh, well, it looks like everything's come down except the curtain. But before we go, let us all say thank you our wonderful guest star.
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen, Nelly Furtado! Yay!
June: and let’s also have a big thanks to our special guest
both: Corey Feldman!
(Mr. Foot stuffs Corey Feldman in the trunk of a car)
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