Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-Cellence

The Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-Cellence are the annual awards given out by Jay & Miles. They are named for Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau, the greatest character in the Marvel universe.
As well as the main awards for books released in the previous twelve months, there are also several "Classic Corbeaus" for older X-material covered in the podcast during the year.
==Winners:==
=== 2019===
The 2019 awards were announced in Episode 279 - Giant-Size Special 8
Award 	Winner
Writing 	Jonathan Hickman for House of X & Powers of X, X-Men, & New Mutants
Best Line Artist 	Pepe Larraz for House of X
Best Colorist 	Marte Gracia for House of X & Powers of X
Best Solo Series 	Shatterstar by Tim Seeley, Carlos Villa, Gerardo Sandoval, & company
Best Team Series 	Age of X-Man: X-Tremists by Leah Williams, George Jeanty, & company
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award 	X-Men #2
How Was This So Good? 	Age of X-Man
Best Callback 	Storm and Jean in House of X #5
About Damn Time 	History of the Marvel Universe #2
Ms. Lion Award for Best X-Pets 	Glob Herman's chickens in Age of X-Man: Next Gen
Live Your Best Life 	Captain Kate Pryde in Marauders
Where Have You Been All Our Lives 	Fred Dukes
Making Us Earn It 	Jonathan Hickman for House of X, Powers of X, and basically everything else
This Changes Everything 	House of X #2
One Day This Will Be a Cold Open 	Powers of X
Quentin Quire Award for Deeply Relatable Avatars of Rage Against the Establishment 	Northstar, in X-Tremists
You Tried 	Dark Phoenix
Irene Adler Memorial Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series 	Moira X
It's My Damn Podcast Award for Non-X Comic that Miles Liked 	Thor by Jason Aaron
Jay's Mutant Metaphor Award for Best Engagement with Current Political Themes in a Work of Fiction	Jojo Rabbit
Best Listeners of Any Podcast Ever 	You! All of you! Every single one of you! Even the ones who aren't actually listening to this episode.
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2019) 	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2019)
Buried Treasure 	Sabretooth: Death Hunt
ABD Award for Why Havok Still Hasn't Finished His Dissertation 	Dinosaurs... Again
Best Improbable Stowaway 	The giant squid in the very shallow water of the Morlock tunnels in Uncanny X-Men Annual #18
Fringe Curtain Award for Dangling Plot Threads 	Adam X, the Extreme
Christopher Summers Award for Most Awkward Family Reunion 	Siryn and Black Tom Cassidy in X-Force #31
Sarasota with Mountains Award for Baffling Re-invention of an Actual Place 	Earth-616 New Orleans
Heartbreak Hotel Scholarship for Intriguing But Underdeveloped Side Characters 	OG Askani in X-Men: Phoenix: Askani Rising
Erik the Red Award for Justifying the Existance of this Podcast 	Excalibur Soul Sword trilogy
All That for Nothing Award for Willingly Forgotten Retcons 	Revanche
Future Past Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series Coverage 	Age of Apocalypse
So Good We Covered It Twice and We'd Do it Again 	X-Men #30
You'll Laugh About This Later Award for Inadvertantly Hilarious Suversion of Tragedy 	Magneto for crashing Ilyana Rasputin's funeral in Uncanny X-Men #304
Best at Sex 	Shinobi Shaw
Chutzpah as a Superpower Award 	Evan Skolnick
It's Always Inferno Award for Most Granularly Constructed Debut or Event 	The Foounding of the New Xavier School and Generation X
Worst Makeover Award 	Time-stream be-mulletted Britanic
It Could Have Been Great Award for Unrealized Narrative Potential 	Haven
Layla Miller Award for Most Improved Character 	Shatterstar, Gaveedra-Seven
Lucy's Football Award for Something the X-Men Should Really See Coming at this Point 	Imprisoned Sabretooth trying to kill the X-Men like every ten seconds
Nathaniel Essex Award for Scenery Chewing Villainy 	Gravemoss
X-Factor Memorial Award for a Continuation That Should Have Been a Re-launch 	Excalibur
Katherine Pryde Award for Queer Subtext 	Bobby Drake in Uncanny X-Men #318
They Don't Make 'em Like That Anymore Award 	The dial-up Phalanx
Darmok Award for Best Addition to Our Allegorical Lexicon 	Shatterstar's remote control in X-Force #26
Calvin and Hobbes Award for Best Fictional Friendship 	Wolfsbane and Strong Guy in X-Factor
=== 2018===
The 2018 awards were announced in Episode 229 - Giant-Size Special 7
Award 	Winner
Writing 	Tom Taylor for All New Wolverine & X-Men: Red
Best Line Artist 	German Peralta for Cable: Past Fears
Best Colorist 	Felippe Sobreiro for Generation X
Best Ongoing Solo Series 	Iceman by Sina Grace, Nathan Stockman, and Federico Blee
Best Ongoing Duo Series 	Mr. and Mrs. X by Kelly THompson, Oscar Bazaldua, and Frank D'Armata
Best Ongoing Team Series 	X-Men:Red by Tom Taylor and Mahmud Asrar
Best Oneshot 	X-Men Holiday Special by everyone and their uncle
How Was This So Good? 	Infinity Warps: Weapon Hex by Acker & Blacker, Gerarso Sandoval, and Israel Silva
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award 	Extermination #5
Best Callback 	Chip Zdarsky for X-Men Holiday Special
About Damn Time 	Seanan McGuire is finally, finally writing X-Books
Phoenix Award for Best Resurrestion 	Jean Grey
The Hero We Need 	Adam Gorham for tireless championing of Shatterstar's butt and Leah Williams for making everything gay
One Day This Will Be a Cold Open 	Multiple Man by Matthew Rosenberg, Andy MacDonald, and Tamra Bonvillain
May Parker Memorial Scholarship for Superheroes Based in Queens 	Shatterstar
False Foreshadowing 	Wang Beams
Orrison Award for Most Awkwardly Blatant Euphemism 	Hand holding as a stand-in for incest on TV show The Gifted
It's Complicated 	Psylocke going back to her original body in a side mini-series in a sort of awkward way
Irene Adler Memorial Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series 	Astonishing Nightcrawler
Best Non-X Marvel Comic 	West Coast Avengers by Kelly Thomspon and Stefano Caselli
We Wanted to Give This an Award Award 	Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Best Listeners of Any Podcast Ever, Forever 	You! All of you! Every single one of you!
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2018) 	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2018)
Buried Treasure 	Wolverine: Killing
ABD Award for Why Havok Still Hasn't Finished His Dissertation 	The Government
Turbine Manacle Award for Things That Are Totally Normal in Earth 616. 	Fixing broken jaws by gluing random bits of tech to their outsides
This is How We Live Now 	Wolverine: The Jungle Adventure for introducing the word "honkers" to our vocabularies
Christopher Summers Award for Most Awkward Family Reunion 	Dracula and his daughter Lilith
Erik the Red Award for Justifying the Existence of this Podcast 	X-Cutioner's Song
Future Past Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series Coverage 	Generation X
Body and Soul Award for Furthering the Narrative Evolution of the X Line 	Fabian Nicieza
Thank God it's Not The Thundercats Award for Beloved Childhood Character or Concept that Actualy Holds Up Decades Later	Lucas Bishop
All That for Nothing Award for Willfully Forgotten Retcons 	Fabian Nicieza for Nova Roma retcon in New Warriors #31
Dear Diary Award for Character Who Know None of You Will Ever Understand the Depth of His Pain 	Stryfe
In Your Face-Turn Award for Most-Improved Comic 	X-Force
Layla Miller Award for Most Improved Character 	Cable
Picture in the Tapestry Award for Elegant Resolution of Dropped Continuity Threads 	Alan Davis for Excalibur
For Me it was Tuesday Award for Most Casual Murder in an X-book 	Trevor Fitzroy for offing the Hellions mostly just to look cool
Do You Have a License for That Award for Most Dubious Professional Performance 	Leonard Sampson
Utopia Award for the Homeland We Have Dreamed of for So Long 	Flame Con
They Don't Make 'em Like That Anymore Award for Very Bronze-Agey Bit of the Bronze Age 	Magneto's intense feelings about the smallest man in the world as portrayed in Captain America Annual #4
Jay Just Came Here to Have a Good Time and He is Feeling So Attacked Award for Uncomfortably Relatable Failure 	Cyclops running away to Alaska to get out of an awkward conversation in X-Men #20
=== 2017 ===
The 2017 awards were announced in Episode 178 - Giant-Size Special 6
Award 	Writer
Best Writer 	Charles Soule
Best Artist 	Alessandro Vitti
Best Colorist 	Felipe Sobreiro
Best Ongoing Solo Series 	Iceman
Best Ongoing Team Series 	Generation X
Irene Adler Memorial Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series 	Untiled Storm Solo
How Is This So Good Award 	Weapons of Mutant Destruction
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award 	Champions #12
So That Happened Award 	Last page of Jean Grey #10
Nate Grey Award for Best Cross-Dimensional Import 	Bloodstorm in X-Men Blue
Coming Back Strong Award 	Hope Summers
The Norman Osborn Award for Gratuitous Resurrection 	Logan
Light of Our Life Award 	Gabby
These Deep Cuts Form a Picture Award 	The Gifted
Best Non-X Marvel Book Award 	Runaways
Best Listeners of Any Podcast Ever 	You.
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2017) 	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2017)
Buried Treasure Award 	Weapon X
You Tried Award 	Chris Claremont
Object Permenance is Over-Rated 	Amanda Sefton
ABD Award for Why Havok Still Hasn't Finished His Dissertation 	Being a Magistrate on Genosha
Murder Rainbow Award 	The New Mutants
Lurking in the Wings Award 	Guido Carosella
The Sauron's Jorts Award for Draculs Who Are Not Draculas But Try Real Hard	Crimson and the Four and Twenty Blackbirds
Let Us Never Speak of This Again Award 	Charles Xavier's swimsuit area
The Major Christopher Summers Award for Most Awkward Family Reunion 	Rachel Summers and Jean Grey
The Kitty Pryde Sartorial Exception of Excellence 	The rocketeer ensemble from X-Men: True Friends
The On the Nose Award 	Genosha
Best Jacket Ever Award 	Cyclops in X-Factor Forever
Erik the Red Award 	Jen Askani
Future Past Award 	Peter David's X-Factor
=== 2016 ===
The 2016 awards were announced in Episode 144 - Giant-Size Special 5 (feat. Kid Apocalypse)
Award 	Winner
Best X-Writer 	Dennis Hopeless (All-New X-Men)
Best X-Artist 	Alti Firmansyah (X-Men '92)
Best X-Colorist 	David Curiel (Inhumans vs X-Men)
Best Ongoing X-Series 	All-New Wolverine
Best Miniseries 	Worst X-Man Ever
Good Sport Award 	Scott Koblish
Best Book Miles Wishes He Hadn't Put Off Reading For So Long 	Marjorie Lu's X-23
Who Cares If It's Good If It's Fun 	X-Men Apocalypse
Best Actual Wolverine to Appear in an X-Book 	Jonathon the actual Wolverine
Irene Adler Memorial Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Series 	Generation X
Cyclops Has a Good Day 	(not issued)
Best Stealth X-Series 	Al Ewing's New Avengers
Kristafer Anka Award for Best Withering Sneer in an X-Book 	Emma Frost in IvX #1
Wet Noodle Award 	The Noodle Incident
Making Lemonade Award 	Inhumans vs X-Men
Best Non-X Marvel Comic of the Year 	The Vision
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2016)	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2016)
Best Cover Ever, Forever 	Excalibur #4 featuring the Janitor
Buried Treasure 	Havok and Wolverine: Meltdown
Why Isn't This Collected 	X-Factor arc Judgement War
We're Still Crying Over This Award 	New Mutants #64
Unhand That Elf Award 	The line "Unhand that elf!" as delivered by Captain Britain
Better to Reign in Hell Award 	Madelyne Pryor in Inferno
You Tried Award 	Illyana Rasputin
The ABD Award for Still Not Finishing His Goddam Dissertation 	Alex Summers
Best Listeners of Any Podcast Ever 	You!
===2015===
The 2015 awards were announced in Episode 089 – Giant-Size Special 3.
Award 	Winner
Best X-Writer 	Dennis Hopeless
Best X-Artist 	Mike Norton
Best X-Colorist 	Jordie Bellaire
Best Soap Opera 	Inferno
Irene Adler Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Book or Series 	X-Men ’92 ongoing
Harvey and Janet Award for Best Walk-On 	Falcon Pirate (Wolverines #1)
About Damn Time 	Iceman comes out (All-New X-Men #40 and Uncanny X-Men #600)
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award 	Uncanny X-Men #600
Shameless Pandering 	X-Men ’92
MetaCorbeau for Exemplary Use of Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau in a Comic Book 	Al Ewing (Mighty Avengers #8)
Best Ongoing X-Series 	X-Force (w: Si Spurrier; a: various)
Rising Star 	Wolverine (Laura Kinney)
Best Withering Sneers* 	Kristafer Anka
The Didn’t-Fit-Into-Any-Other-Categories-and-Isn’t-Technically-an-X-Book-but-We-Wanted-to-Give-It-an-Award-Anyway Award	Siege (w: Kieron Gillen, a: Filipe Andrade)
Still the Best Listeners of Any Podcast, Ever 	YOU. Again.**
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2015) 	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2015)
Buried Treasure 	Fallen Angels
You Tried 	Magneto (New Mutants)
Jack Kirby Award for Best Intersection of Weird and Epic in a Single Character Design 	Walter Simonson (Archangel, X-Factor)
Improbably Endearing Moppet 	Franklin Richards
High Bar Award 	Bill Sienkiewicz (New Mutants)
Most Heroic Hair 	Alan Davis
Most Organized Supervillain 	Cameron Hodge
===2014===
The 2014 awards were announced in Episode 037 - Giant-Size Special 1.
Award 	Winner
Best X-Writer 	Brian Michael Bendis, for Uncanny X-Men, All-New X-Men, and general line architecture
Best X-Artist 	Kris Anka, for Uncanny X-Men and general visual and costuming impact
Best X-Colorist 	Chris Sotomayor, for Cyclops
Best X-Letterer (Now and Forever) 	Tom Orzechowski, for everything ever forever
Jean Grey Award for Creative Resurrection 	Nightcrawler (Amazing X-Men)
Best New Character 	ForgetMeNot (X-Men Legacy #300)
Best Complete Arc 	Cyclops #1-5, by Greg Rucka, Russell Dauterman, Chris Sotomayor, Carmen Carnero, et. al.
Best Soap Opera 	All-New X-Men, by Brian Michael Bendis et. al.
Silver Lining Award 	Death of Wolverine: The Logan Legacy vol. 1 #4, by Marguerite Bennett, Juan Doe, et. al.
Golden Retcon 	X-Men: Days of Future Past
Irene Adler Award for Most Anticipated Future Run 	G. Willow Wilson on X-Men
About Damn Time 	Storm, by Greg Pak et. al.
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award 	Wolverine and the X-Men vol. 1 #40, by Jason Aaron, Pepe Larraz, et. al.
Best Listeners of Any Podcast Ever 	the listeners of Rachel & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2014)	Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2014)
Harvey and Janet Award for Best Walk-On 	The staff and guests of the Heartbreak Hotel
Lost Treasure 	Beauty and the Beast, by Ann Nocenti, Don Perlin, et. al.
Sure, Why Not? 	The Leprechauns of Cassidy Keep
Still the Best Issue After All These Years 	Uncanny X-Men vol. 1 #137
The "Best Listeners" award involved a colouring contest.
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