Only Time Will Tell

Only Time Will Tell is the sixth prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
== Prompt ==
"You're given a time machine. Tell me when you'd go."
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# MiddleEarthRocks - "Have cavemen ever tried heroin? No? Well, they're about to!" (⬆5)
# .JUNk0.2009 - "Whatever point I can give Loony's parents a condom." (⬆9)
# TuffMunki2.0 - "Atlantic Ocean, 1912. Jack's fitting on that door, dammit!" (⬇2)
# Therealhyunjin - "☆*: .｡. .｡.:*☆Time-traveling to attack a first grader who wronged me☆*: .｡. .｡.:*☆" (⬆12)
# SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 - "Before earth's existence, to escape the gruesome sins of humanity." (➡)
# LemonCreamPie - "I'd go back to 2001 and drive another plane into-" (⬆13)
# HeyHackett - "Back to 'Nam, stay there for good, never marryin' Meredith." (⬆18)
# V0C4L01DD - "Like, the 1500s. Gotta love the tudors... That was sarcasm." (⬆16)
# Ls mark - "I'd go to JFK's assassination. Just to watch it though." (⬆6)
# WaterUnderscoreBoy - "Leave a cellphone in medieval times and see what happens." (⬆10)
# TopherButNo - "I'd go to stop myself from being born." (⬆7)
# Harold's Nuggets - "I'd go back and kill my grandfather. Wait..." (⬆2)
# Accounty the Sequel - "Travel back to Mesopotamia and invent language before another can." (⬆29)
# No1IzzyFan - "To the future... to see if the world destroyed itself." (⬆36)
# JustYourSarcasticFriend - "To the ol' cities and I can see their beauties!" (⬆21)
# Alec's glasses - "Go back to when the milkshake machine wasn't always broken." (⬇4)
# Fozthefox5 - "2015.. stop myself from gaining access to the internet." (⬆4)
# Carrot cruncher - "I would totally go back to 1987, bite of something..." (⬆14)
# CraigsterCore - 1907, buy some of Hitler's paintings, hence stopping WWII😎" (⬆24)
# Click124 - "Make world was 2 infinitely longer!" (⬆6)
# Trrent - "Fix my mistakes, but.. then I'd be in a paradox!" (⬆8)
# Mancity fan 2023 - "I'd- woah, is that me from the future?" (⬆11)
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "Wow, did I really look like that years ago?" (⬆23)
# Cherryycobbler - "I NEED to fly on Concorde, just once." (⬇17)
# ZeMedicisaSpy - "I’d convince Waylon’s dad to prefer the fellas." (⬇16)
# Arocknrolllover4life - "2000, to get revenge on whoever stole my last corndog." (⬇4)
# MidnightsLover13 - "I would turn back time to the good old days." (⬆12)
# Miggle 2.0 - "That one cringy moment from 2016... it shall be undone." (⬇15)
# BadDevs - "About 33 minutes ago, so Kaden picks a better prompt." (⬇27)
# Epic Felidae Fan - "Go back to 2018, talk about 2024 to seem crazy." (⬆10)
# Allright campers - "Go to the future so i can technically 🤓 win sooner." (⬇8)
# BearTeam33 - "Since this is a dream, I’d go back to sleep." (⬆19)
# Agente860vas - "Go back to this time machine, and destroy it." (⬆2)
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "Im gonna save JFK from the asassination." (⬆20)
# InsanelyLameyAmy - "I’d prevent the existence of Skibidi Toilet." (⬆10)
# Mx. Rose - "Go back to 2013 to stop Total Drama All Stars." (⬇32)
# Smilelyhermit - "Guess it’s time to warn everyone about COVID." (⬇3)
# Annieonthexbox - "I’d go back to when DC was actually enjoyable…" (⬇11)
# Tiny31boom - "Tell Disventure camp all stars to make a better elimination order." (⬆2)
# VixAppearsSometimez - "Well I had chipotle yesterday.. So.." (⬇30)
# YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "Yesterday, to do this prompt with no stress." (⬇24)
# XLSCX - "9/1/2024. I’ll stop myself from submitting that junk for round 3." (⬇11)
# Frozenhusk - "I'd go back and change my KTWOW responses." (⬆1)
# The One and Only Jantzen - "I'd go into the future and epically win TWOW epically." (⬆9)
# Dragocorn 63 alt - "Back to prompt three, to change that answer I had…" (⬇8)
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "I'd go back and erase my history that day." (⬆10)
# EndarkenedGD - "Yesterday." (⬆1)
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - "I'd go back...TO THE FUTURE! (ba Ba BA BAAAAA baaaaa....)" (⬇18)
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "I've go to 2016 and get revenge on thoses bullies!" (⬇2)
# Ferocious flatulence - "I would go back in time to your mom's bedroom." (⬇12)
# SlatchytheDog - "Go to a slaughterhouse that haunts your nightmares, forever." (⬇2)
# Wett123 - "September ten, two thousand and one, Covid was life-threatening." (⬇24)
# TomTheMemester10 - "I love my older days…but the 1800’s…IS GREATEST-" (⬆6)
# Schweckness - N/A (⬇51)
== Pressure Test - Spill Some, Celebri-tea! ==
The bottom six - the eight users whose answers were ranked worst - were put in the Pressure Test, where they would be given less time to respond to a new prompt.
"You're on a date with a celebrity. Spill the tea!"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# TomTheMemester10 - "OK!!! SO R. KELLY- *friend leaves* WAIT I DIDNT FINISH."
# Wett23 - "Who could’ve guessed that Hasbulla hates being called a midget."
# Schweckness - "Ferb, Iknow what we're gonna do today."
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - "*Spills the tea all over her and breaks up immediately* "
# Ferocious flatulence - "I'm ugly AF bro no celebrity's going out with me."
# SlatchyTheDog (Slatch12) - "Have you heard that Elon Musk dates Meths a-lot?"
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "Recently... I heard they closed down Burger King."
# EndarkenedGD - N/A
== Elimination ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
54th	EndarkenedGD 	TBA
53rd	The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan	TBA
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