Wawa Cat

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== Early life==
Wawa cat also known as Wawa cat was born in Las Floppas,Flopvada in a Wawa parking lot. Wawa cat somehow doesn't have parents (scientists are amazed by this) . Wawa cat got a job at the Wawa he was born next to and despite being a newborn he got the job. He had a semi normal life working shifts at Wawa and living in the dumpster behind the store. One day while cleaning up the Wawa he found a mixtape for big floppas flop fo no hoe . After listening to the mixtape he became inspired to become a rapper so he strangled the owner of the wawa, stole his cash, slept with his wife, and lit the Wawa on fire after walking away with the money. He bought a house, computer, and microphone and created his first and most popular song "Oh the misery". The second he uploaded it to Spotify he became famous. He became a full time rapper and made currently 10 songs and 2 albums.
===The rapper life (swag)===
With all this fame came wealth and wawa cat became incredibly rich. He has a large mansion with a courtyard, statue, a mini replica of the Wawa he worked at, and a cardboard box that he sleeps in right next to a massive bed (when asked why he sleeps in the box instead of the bed he says "Yes"). Life was good for wawa cat until he found out he didn't strangle the wawa owner hard enough and he was alive. The wawa owner tried to sue Wawa cat for everything he had but Wawa cat grabbed a chain with a cinder block attached to it and tied it to the Wawa owners leg and threw him into the Flopcific Ocean before he could take Wawa cat to court. Everything went well until Wawa cat remembered he was at Las Floppas and decided to get a gambling addiction. He was on a winning streak at blackjack at one of the casinos until he got greedy and decided to bet everything he owned for 2x as much money as he had but Wawa cat was incredibly drunk and couldn't see the cards properly so he lost everything except for his cardboard box.
===How he lost his ears===
after wawa gambled all his money away he got depressed and cut his ears off, he threw the legendary ears away and ever since a legendary search called "Find his ears" has initiated, where people have tried to find his legendary ears. So far they have been unsuccessful, legend has it, that his ears give him the ability to get maidens but since he lost them, he has a massive lack of maidens.
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