Plant Interviews 21: Jalapeno

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the hottest and spiciest exploding plant of all time.
Me: "Hello Jalapeno!"
Jalapeno: "NNNNNGGGGG!!!"
Me: "OH NO, you're about to explode!?"
Jalapeno: "No, not this time, I was just kidding!"
Me: "That's not funny. I've been explodonated by Cherry Bomb and I've run from Doom-shroom, and I really don't want you to blow me up."
Jalapeno: "Okay."
Me: "So, what do you do to pass the time before you explode?"
Jalapeno: "I like waiting to explode."
Me: "Is that it?"
Jalapeno: "Well, sometimes I play with Cherry Bomb."
Me: "Okay...what zombies do you hate?"
Jalapeno: "Gargantuars, and those nasty Gigas! I try and make them burn into ashes, but they just keep on staggering forwards!"
Me: "What zombies do you like?"
Jalapeno: "Zombonis! Without them, most people would abandon me, because they're the reason I'm used! Although I also like Conga Lines. I'm often used to wipe them out."
Me: "Do you have any friends or family?"
Jalapeno: "Cherry Bomb's my friend. Chilly Pepper is my brother, but I hate him, we're exact opposites."
Me: "I know."
Jalapeno: "Wait a minute, when was the last time you used me on a Road Trip? Have you been using Chilly Pepper lately?"
Me: "Erm..."
Jalapeno: "Oh I so want to explode right now!"
Me: "Ah..."
Jalapeno: "NNNNGGGG...TAKE...THIS!!!"
He explodes. And I'm too lazy to find a good picture of the Jalapeno explosion, like I did with the Cherry Bomb explosion.
Me: "OUCH! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!! Why do these exploding plants always try to blow me up? And why do they usually succeed?"
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