UtterlyUnrelentingTruthseeker

Meriam's element is [Ununtrium]. His/Her chumhandle is UtterlyUnrelentingTruthseeker, and he/she types in #[000010].
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===Appearance===
Meriam wears a brown trenchcoat that's always buttoned up and a fancy fedora. Underneath that he wears sparkly blue overalls, and nothing more. He has a pretty average face that's been painted in gray. In fact every visible part of his body is painted in gray.
===Interests===
If there's one thing a hard-boiled lug like me loves, it's JUSTICE. I love justice, like a fat valkyrie loves a fresh twinkie in the morning. HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE FLICKS are a special favorite of mine, so much so that my whole life is in fact modeled around the concept. I also like collecting UNICORN STATUES, because godamn, unicorns are the grittiest motherfuckers in the history of magic animals. My grandpa's sort of a paranoid maniac, the ones you get when you spend years toiling for NATO on secret mass-produced weapons projects. As a result we have all these EXPERIMENTAL WAR VEHICLES all over the place, and I can pilot them in fact. Too bad they're all NUCLEAR-POWERED, and guess who doesn't have a portable nuclear reactor in his house? On the upside I know HANDCUFF-fu. In case you lugs haven't guessed it I type in pesterchum in a hard-boiled, first person point-of-view narrative. 
===Background===
Meriam lives with his grandfather in an abandoned military facility somewhere in NOVA SCOTIA. As far as he knows he's lived there his whole life, venturing out occasionaly with his grandfather to spend a few months in civilization. Sometime when he was 5 he watched an old time detective movie, and he's been in love with the concept ever since. He's recently decided to play Sburb, just for fun. 
===Modus===
Schrodingermodus- Getting items out of this modus is completely simple, but sometimes the item you put in it disappears. Hell, there are times items you've yet to captchalogue in it appear when you least expect it.
===Strife===
Meriam uses Handcuffkind and the more impressive Tankkind, but it is COMPLETELY USELESS.
===Relationships===
[Friendships and Enemies. Will be unknown because the game hasn't started yet]
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