Cavewoman

She gets up at the crack of dawn in her cracklin' cave, eats some Kellogg's cracklin' oat bran (it has Vitamin B and C in it, so it's good for you), and then watches TV. She doesn't like crazy cartoons like the awful 2000s ones. She usually likes to watch stuff that betters the mind, like this one talk show where minifigures get together and tell you about the newest LEGO set.
Her kooky husband doesn't live with her anymore. You remember, he looks at all of the funny ads at the Big Apple? You should remember that. This Cavewoman lives all by herself, and misses her husband, even though he's been either a jerk or he hasn't been the brightest. From throwing his club around the house to not even remembering his wife's birthday, she's kind of glad to be away from him. Also, the Caveman couldn't talk. She can.
She decided to visit her husband in New York one day. She packed up her bags, and left. She decided to take the primitive Taxi to the big city. All of the king's dinosaurs and all the king's volcanoes asked her why she was going away, but she said it was good for her. When she got there, she found her husband ripping through taxes. He didn't bother to look. He just said hello and continued talking on the phone. Some new retro person he was!
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 5 Minifigures