Cattail Meets Homing Thistle?

== Cast ==
Homing Thistle
Cattail
Cactus
Peashooter
Wall-Nut
Sunflower
Cherry Bomb Brothers
Conehead Zombie
Buckethead Zombie
Tall-Nut
Crazy Dave
== The Fan-Fic ==
It was morning time, the plants waking up, and the mushrooms going back to sleep
Crazy Dave - Hey! It'sdaytimeagainnowtopickupthemushroomsasusualandmaketheplantsbreakfastamiappreciatedisurehopesowellbettergetbacktowork!
Crazy Dave brings the mushrooms to the Mushroom Garden
The plants are just waking up
Peashooter - yawn... morning already?
Wall-Nut - Meh, get over it Pea.
Peashooter - Don't call me Pea. I am a Peashooter. The 'shooter' is there for a reason. Nutty.
Wall-Nut - What did you just call me?!
Sunflower - Enough, enough.
The Plants go to eat breakfast
Crazy Dave - Hey guys! Guess what?
Cherry Bomb Brothers - What?
Crazy Dave - We got a new plant today! 
Peashooter - joy...
Crazy Dave - And here he is!
??? - Hello! 
Sunflower - Are you cactus' cousin?
??? - No! What makes you think that? ...who's cactus, again?
Sunflower - I'll show you later. What's your name?
??? - I'm Homing Thistle!
Sunflower - What do you do you do to fight the zombies?
Homing Thistle - I shoot homing spikes at zombies!
Sunflower - That's great!
Peashooter - Psst... sunflower, isn't that exactly what Cattail does?
Sunflower - You wanna meet cattail?
Homing Thistle - Sure!
They go to the pool
Cattail is still asleep
Peashooter pokes her
Cattail - AH! ZOMBIES! 
Starts shooting a ton of spikes
Peashooter - CATTAIL! STOP! IT'S ME, PEASHOOTER!
Cattail - Whoops, sorry! Who's cactus' cousin here?
Homing Thistle - FOR THE LAST TIME. I'M NOT CACTUS' COUSIN! MY NAME IS HOMING THISTLE! 
Cattail - Dude, calm down. What do you do to defeat the zombies?
Homing Thistle - I shoot homing spikes at the zombies! ^_^
Awkward Silence...
Cattail - You... you...
Cattail - THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Cattail eats plant food and shoots a ton of spikes at Homing Thistle
Homing Thistle attaches all the spikes to his body and shoots them at Cattail
Basically, it's war between them
Peashooter - OH **** OH ****! 
Peashooter goes over to Crazy Dave
Peashooter - DAVE! YOU GOTTA HELP US! 
Crazy Dave - Calm down, Seapooter!
Peashooter - What did you... nevermind, Homing Thistle and Cattail are fighting!
Crazy Dave - Let them argue, it'll stop...
Peashooter - But-
Crazy Dave - Shhshshshsh... it's all right
The Zombiez... r comin...
Cattail and Homing Thistle are still fighting
Conehead Zombie - Hey, bucket. Who do you think will win?
Buckethead Zombie - My bets are on Cattail.
Conehead Zombie - I dunno, that cactus dude looks tough.
Buckethead Zombie - Is he cactus' cousin?
Homing Thistle looks over there with absolute rage
Homing Thistle - I... AM NOT... CACTUS'... COUSIN!
Homing Thistle shoots 1000 spikes at them
Conehead Zombie - LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
Buckethead Zombie - But my bucket is tough...
Buckethead Zombie's head falls off
Homing Thistle - I... think... I will go let off some steam...
Homing Thistle goes to the Front Yard, where the zombies are attack, and the plants are defending
Homing Thistle plants himself behind a Tall-Nut
Tall-Nut - Who're you?
Homing Thistle remains silent
Tall-Nut - Fine then, be the silent type
Balloon Zombies come
Peashooter - Uh-oh. HEY CACTUS!
Cactus steps outside
Cactus - Hm?
Peashooter - Balloon Zombies.
Cactus - Alrighty then...
After the battle with the zombies... 
Cactus - Hey you [Homing Thistle], who're you?
Homing Thistle - First, I'll start by telling you that I'm not your cousin.
Cactus - Who are you?
Homing Thistle - I'm Homing Thistle
Cactus - You were great on the battlefield. Wanna be friends?
Homing Thistle - Sure!
And that's how Homing Thistle became friends with cactus, and enemies with Cattail!