Lazy Kid Lies to Lieutenant LaMaise

== Cast ==
Lazy Kid-Duncan
Lieutenant LaMaise-Wiseguy
Cornchip Girl's mum-Catherine
Lazy Kid's imitating voice-Scary voice
Butch-Kendra
Cornchip Girl-Kayla
Lazy Kid's dad-Dave
Lazy Kid's mum-Salli
== Transcript ==
In Lieutenant LaMaise's office, Lieutenant Luke LaMaise was sitting at his desk reading newspaper.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Ah, what a great day helping people who are in trouble. Some bullies are picking on them.
Lieutenant LaMaise heard his wife Kathy calling.
Cornchip Girl's mum's voice: Luke, I want to talk with you right now! Something important!
Lieutenant LaMaise: Coming, Kathy!
Lieutenant LaMaise left his desk and left his office. Then Lazy Kid peeked in.
Lazy Kid: Good. The coast is clear. 
Then Lazy Kid walked over to Lieutenant LaMaise's desk, and sat on Lieutenant LaMaise's chair. 
Lazy Kid: I am going to prank the Navy ship by thinking that there is a Great White Shark on the intercom. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Lazy Kid rang the bell, and started calling through the intercom by acting like a Great White Shark. 
Lazy Kid: (Scary voice) D word! This is not the Navy lieutenant! Is is I, the Great White Shark! And I am going to attack everyone of you sailors before you sailors can't escape! You cannot hide from me! If you do hide from me, then I will chase you and eat you all up! Also, I will eat the Navy lieutenant's daughter Theresa as well as the Navy lieutenant's wife Kathy! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Lazy Kid stopped calling through the intercom.
Lazy Kid: Hahahahahahahahahaha! That was funny! Time to get out of the office before Lieutenant LaMaise gets me.
Lazy Kid ran out of Lieutenant LaMaise's office, and then he came closer to Lieutenant LaMaise, who was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock. 
(scary Sound FX)
Lieutenant LaMaise: Richard Clark, or should I say Lazy Kid? You of all people! What are you doing in my ship?! Get out right now!
Lazy Kid started to walk off.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Wait, Clark!
Lazy Kid stopped.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Clark, did you just see the Great White Shark in the...?
Then Lieutenant LaMaise turned angry. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: Wait a minute! That's it, come with me to my office now!
So Lazy Kid followed Lieutenant LaMaise on his way to Lieutenant LaMaise's office, and then he and Lieutenant LaMaise got in the office.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Now sit with me!
Lieutenant LaMaise at the desk and Lazy Kid sat and faced him. Then Lieutenant LaMaise took a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper out of the draw.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Now Clark! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in the office. And if you lie, there will be some serious consequences that involve your parents. Okay? Start writing. Pronto!
Lieutenant LaMaise left the pencil and the paper to Lazy Kid. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'. 
Lazy Kid thought for a minute.
Lazy Kid: Wait a minute! He has no proof! I can say whatever I want on this! 
So Clyde started to writing whatever he wanted on that. 
Ten minutes later...
Lazy Kid had done writing whatever he wanted on that. Then Lieutenant LaMaise reappeared, still angry.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Give me your paper, now!
The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Lazy Kid wrote 'I have no idea! I was in your office because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the intercom announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear!'.
Lieutenant LaMaise: I need to talk to you now!  
So Lieutenant LaMaise sat at his desk, and Lazy Kid sat and faced Lieutenant LaMaise. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did absolutely nothing. Is that true? And did you swear on it? 
Lazy Kid: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it! 
Lieutenant LaMaise: Oh really?
Lazy Kid: Yes.
Just then, Butch came.
Butch: Mr LaMaise!
Lieutenant LaMaise: What is it, Butch?
Butch: I saw Lazy Kid sneaking into your office, and I heard that he's planning to prank your ship.
Lieutenant LaMaise was horrified.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Great-great Neptune! I can't believe that Clark has done so?!
Lieutenant LaMaise was angry with Lazy Kid.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Clark, what's the meaning of this?! Tell me what you actually did now!
Lazy Kid: Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Lazy Kid had no choice but to confess.
Lazy Kid: I was planning to prank this entire ship on the intercom by thinking there is a Great Shark Shark in here. I sneaked here. I waited for you to leave your office, and then I sneaked into it while you were having a talk with your wife. I played the entire ship on the intercom by thinking there is a Great White Shark. And now, Butch foiled. I would have gotten away from it too, if it weren't for that meddling bearer of bad news.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?
Lazy Kid: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't call my parents. I lied because I was scared. Please. I am so sorry. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: I am calling your parents right now to come talk to me and you about your behaviour. 
So Lieutenant LaMaise stood up, and he picked up a phone and he called Lazy Kid's parents.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Hello, Clark's parents! Yes, it's about Clark. And yes, he is in trouble. He lied to me about pranking my ship on the intercom. Yes, same as usual, another conference. Okay, bye! 
Then Lieutenant LaMaise put down the phone and sat back down and explained something to Butch.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Thanks for telling me, Butch! You can go home now!
Butch: Thanks!
Butch left the office, and then Cornchip Girl and her mum came.
Cornchip Girl: So dad? Why are you in a bad mood?
Lieutenant LaMaise: Because Clark lied to me about pranking here by thinking there is a Great White Shark around here!
Cornchip Girl: Oh no! Not that Lazy Kid again! He's as bad as Philmore!
Cornchip Girl's mum: What a naughty boy he was! There was no Great White Shark here!
Cornchip Girl: I agree! I didn't see any Great White Shark! It was just a prank Lazy Kid pulled!
Cornchip Girl's mum: I think you need to give Clark a talking to!
Lieutenant LaMaise: Do not worry, Kathy! I called his parents to meet me there! And I'm giving Clark consequences!
Cornchip Girl's mum: Thanks, Luke!
So Cornchip Girl and her mum left.
Lieutenant LaMaise glared at Lazy Kid.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Clark, your parents are coming. They will be here in 15 minutes. 
15 minutes later... 
Lazy Kid's parents had arrived. Lieutenant LaMaise had an announcement. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Clark, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but then you had to lie. So, you have just worsened the problem. So here we go. Clark, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a grounding for two weeks. I can't say how disappointed I am with you right now. You have caused too much trouble for me. 
Lazy Kid's dad: I agree with Lieutenant LaMaise. You've been a troublesome boy, haven't you?
Lieutenant LaMaise: Did you hear that, Clark? You are troublesome. And to Clark's parents, here is a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. Conference is dismissed! Go home now!
Back home, Lazy Kid's parents were extremely angry and upset with Lazy Kid.
Lazy Kid's mum: Richard, we cannot believe you caused all of this trouble in Lieutenant LaMaise's ship! What do you have to say from yourself? 
Lazy Kid: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right! 
Lazy Kid's dad: That's right, Richard! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go upstairs to your room right now while I call the cab to take you to the mental hospital! 
Lazy Kid went to his room, crying. 
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