Dartmouth Naval College Has Had A Narrow Escape

==Opening remarks==
*Michael: There's no future in digging up the past. For instance, what could be worse than attending your old school's reunion? They are all there, and they haven't changed a bit. There's the Maths Master you used to call Old Baldy who now calls you Old Baldy. There's Old Tubbs the English Master who now calls you Old Tubbs and there's the young and attractive French Mistress who you used to wish would keep you in after school and looking at her twenty years later, oh boy you're glad she didn't.
*Phillips: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You went to the wrong school, eh?
*Michael: So did you. The Royal Naval College Dartmouth has exactly the same sort of old school problems and at least one of them is heading your way, any minute now.
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