The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 6 (Coolot1)

This is issue five of The Avengers in Thor's arc.
== Transcript ==
It begins in the bar as "Jessica" is tied up as Wong comes with magic.
* Loki: Let me go!
* Wong: Not until you are expelled from her body.
* Thor: It's the only way. I can't stand you being in her body.
* Loki: Too bad!
* Thor: Wong, prepare your magic.
He does as he begins saying a ritual as the other Avengers come and watch in awe and shock. Jessica's body begins vibrating violently as Loki eventually comes out of the body, as ice cream.
* Loki: Argh!
* Thor: (trying to hold his laughter) ICE CREAM?! 
* Loki: You can't beat Loki!
Captain Marvel grabs a jar and traps Loki in it. Loki groans loudly.
* Rick: Can we keep him?
* Thor: I mean we do need a mascot. And he's perfect.
Suddenly Jessica wakes up.
* Jessica: What happened?
* Thor: You were possessed by Loki and caused some chaos.
* Jessica: So like the Hong Kong incident.
* Thor: Don't mention the Hong Kong incident.
* Jessica: Sorry.
* Thor: Jessica... I'm sorry for letting you get possessed. I know that I promised you nothing like the Purple Man incident would ever happen again. And it happened.
* Jessica: It's not like you watched me get possessed. You weren't there. Nobody was. And the possession was unexpected.
* Loki: Hell yeah it was.
* Rick: Shut up or I will eat you.
* Loki: Agh!
* Thor: So want to do something?
* Jessica: Like what?
* Loki: Since I am forced to be your guys' mascot, I figured I should tell you something.
* Thor: What is it?
* Loki: Nothing.
* Thor: Of course...
Suddenly Thor hears a call as he answers.
* Thor: Cap? What's up?
* Captain America: Hi, we need your help.
* Thor: Kree in the sea are difficult for your giant robot and Latverian super soldier?
* Captain America: First, Warlock isn't a giant robot he's just kinda big and second it involves something Asgardian.
* Thor: Who is it?
* Captain America: Some dude calling himself the Serpent.
* Thor: I have been alive for centuries, I met Alexander Hamilton and I have never heard of this serpent. Are you sure he is Asgardian?
* Captain America: Two of his henchpeople are literally using hammers. And I know that Asgardians love their hammers.
* Thor: I'll be right there.
He hangs up.
* Thor: Avengers and Ice Cream Loki, WE ARE GOING ON A VACATION! Kinda.
* Eros: Let me guess it is a life threatening mission.
* Thor: Probably.
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