The Indigo Man (Album)

The Indigo Man is an all new hit diss track album made by Indigo Man himself as revenge on LegendaryIce. Rumor has it that these songs were actually created while the two were hiding together during World War III.
==Ice Got Lice==
Yo what's up haters
It's me
Nay Vee
And I'm here with a confession
Ice's profession
Is less than
Interesting
You see,
He and I go back
Back to Craftendo
When there was a lack
Of disrespect between
He and me
I built a fortress
He made drugs
Spilled his liquid weed
On all my rugs
I think it goes without saying
Why he and I don't get along
Cause hes always bullyin me
But I don't gotta small dong
He isn't very nice
But I don't care
Ice got Lice
It's more than fair.
==From Bueno to Malo==
"Buenas dias!" he says innocently
Little do they know he's bullyin' me
You haven't heard of him? I ain't surprised
His name's Santumerino and he also got lice.
Bro, he says he lives in Argentina
Look on a map.
Oh right. You can't!
It doesn't exist!
He lied to my face
Left me in a ditch
He doesn't care about nobody but himself
I get that enough already,
Can't you tell?
The way he's going,
He's definitely going to Hell!
He says he's a gamer
'Cause he plays TF2
But he mains Scout
Who cares what he can do?
I'd say it's pretty obvious
What I've got against him
He doesn't like how I main Pyro.
Over these past 2 years,
He went from
Bueno to Malo!
==Luke'd==
Oh boy,
Here we go again.
Luke is back
Thinkin' he's roastin'
But the truth is honestly
What he says isn't true
Don't listen to what he says,
My gamer dudes
I think to be truthful
I'd have to say
Waluigi isn't as funny as he was yesterday
OH!
He speaks fake english
With unreasonable U's
Drinkin' his tea
With his biscuits too
This guy's unbelievable
Don't say that isn't true
He once met a streamer
Lived in Dubai, too
But that's all false
You know what I'm sayin?
He's just a memer
Meanwhile I'm the king of rappin'
So I guess...
What I'm trying to say
Luke just got Luke'd
He does every day
==Thanks For Nothing==
Well guys, this might be the end of my raps
I've covered everyone except for one rat
I won't go into that, not today
So here's a little summary of all the gays
Ice is a monster who bullies me
Santum's a fraudulent gamer who cannot read
Luke's a memer, but not a great one
The only other dummy
Can't handle my rhymes
You can't erase history
For the billionth time
So uh...
I kinda need more lines
Uh, drag is fine
Ender's a landmine
Doodle probably hates me
Because of family business
But he hasn't blocked my DM's yet
So uh.
Yeah.
I think I'm do-
Oh my god, I feel the flames rising in my chest
My hatred for Ice has gotten my best
Ice, the creator and destroyer of epic servers
You can't deflect my amazing rhymes
Go eat a candie you bundle of SLIME
Whoa, hold up
Is that herobrine?
Stop the music bros
I think I'm boutta die
But before that happens.
Before I rest
Ice. I'm sorry
That I have to do this.
Music Stops
Kills Ice With Gun
Laughing Sounds
Now that, is what I call, Epic.™
Thanks For Nothing, cyber Bullies.
==Arctic Breath==
It's been a day
Since I've roasted Ice
I can't go that long
It's impossible to survive
You thought I was dead
The truth is, no
Herobrine didn't kill me
He's just another bro
But if it were Ice?
You wouldn't want to know
I'm proud honestly
That I destroyed Bootendo
Wikia sides with me
Every time I gotta roast
You, my "friend",
Have lost your touch.
You ain't a rapper
You really gay and stuff
You want to know my definition
Of an interesting profession?
You've waited long enough
There's been a lot of tension
Interesting is, as I define,
"Not Ice, that's for sure
"I wish he'd just die!"
Oh my
Look at the time
I gotta go now
It's almost bedtime
Well
Before I go
Just wanted you to know
That you ain't my bro
I don't think you would've gifted me
Discord Nitro
OH!
Before I leave
Before my true death
Just wanted you to know
You Suck, Arctic Breath.
==Thriving Without You (the zeph roast)==
"What's up guys, it is I, Zeph
"I am a Loser and truly not the best
"My jokes are ineffective and my memes are not nice
"They are pretty bad, even worse than Ice,
"Lol.....!"
You see the messages above?
They were written by Zeph
He is a DUMMY
who is Stupid and also Dumb
he probably drinks rum
i've already run out of rhymes
wtf zeph
you're kind of hard to roast
you strike me as a guy who'd say
"All toasters toast toast"
The Bruh Sound Effect Club? You serious, dude?
The Fandro Funny Fanclub is thriving without you
Oh...!
==I'll Be Back==
Yo, hey, what's up, guys?
I been gone for a while
Was picking up some fries
Picked up some roasts in the rapper aisle
And then I realized
It's been a few months
Since my last sick diss
Boutta murder you little runts
With a cactus prick
But first an apology
To my worst enemy
You probably, haven't heard of him
Icy G, a rapper whose future is dim
He accused me of stealing his rapper name
This is true information
I'll admit, that was lame
Please don't report me to the nearest police station
So anyway, let me think of a new one...
Let's go old school with "Indigo Man"
Now, Ice, prepare to get melted 'cause I'm the sun
From California, you boutta get banned
No Coloradians allowed in my state
Oh man, it's getting pretty late
Time for my mom to tuck me into bed
But I'll be back, just you wait
Do you hear me? I'll be back, I said!
I'll be back, I said!
I'll be back, I said!
I'll be back, I said.