うしろめたフィクション (Ushirometa Fiction)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ナゾトキせずとも読者は死せず 	nazotoki sezutomo dokusha wa shisezu 	The reader does not die, though they do not solve the riddle.
某某氷菓子 	soregashi nanigashi koorigashi 	Somebody, so-and-so, and sherbet…
薄口醤油をかけまして 	usukuchi shouyu o kakemashite 	I call it soy sauce and explain it as raw egg.
生卵ととく　そのこころは？ 	nama tamago to toku sono kokoro wa? 	As for the reason…? This pattern (○○とかけて△△と解く。その心は□□) is a type of wordplay called なぞかけ (Nazokake).
なにも意味などございません 	nani mo imi nadogozaimasen 	Well, there’s no meaning to it at all!
 	 	
いざヨナ抜き　ラッパ呑み呑み 	izayona nuki rappa nomi nomi 	Now, engulf them with a pentatonic scale from the trumpet!
鯖のビッチ　魅せろ凶器の五段活用 	saba no bicchi misero kyouki no godan katsuyou 	You mackerel b****. I’ll charm you with deadly verb conjugations.鯖のビッチ (saba no bicchi) appears to be a corruption of サノバビッチ (sano ba bicchi – son of a b****).
「ヤツを逃がすな。変装だ！」 	"yatsu o nigasuna. hensou da!" 	“I won’t let him get away. Time to disguise!”
 	 	
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
蝶のようにマイウェイ　蜂のようにさすらい 	chou no you ni mai wei hachi no you ni sasurai 	I go my way, like a butterfly. I roam like a bee.
ナンマンダブステップで涅槃 	nanmandabu suteppu de nehan 	I find salvation through my faith in dubstep.ナンマンダブステップ is a corruption of なんまんだぶ (nanmandabu), a Buddhist expression of faith.
うしろめたフィクション 	ushirometa fikushon 	Guilty fiction.
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
皆様知らざあ云って聞かせましょう 	minasama shira zaa yutte kikasemashou 	Nobody knows? Well, let me tell you… This phrase was made popular in kabuki, and now appears often in anime and manga.
「二度とはございません。」 	"nido to hagozaimasen." 	“This won’t happen twice.”
 	 	
Honey Hot Head とんでもないね　これぞ外連味 	Honey Hot Head tondemonai ne korezo soto renmi 	Honey hot head. It’s outrageous! It’s just a bluff.
ツァラトゥストラはとく片栗粉 	tsaratusutora wa toku katakuriko 	I’ll explain Zarathustra as starch.
take it easy　テキトーで言いぜ 	take it easy tekitoo de iize 	Take it easy. You gotta say it casually.
遠い未来のトロイメライ 	tooi mirai no toroimerai 	Dream about the distant future.
現実要らずの優れもの 	genjitsu irazu no suguremono 	The superior ones don’t need reality.
 	 	
いざニロ抜き　やっぱノリノリ 	izaniro nuki yappa norinori 	Now, a minor pentatonic scale! That’s lively, too.
鯖の煮付け　腹が減っては戦は出禁 	saba no nitsuke hara ga hette wa ikusa wa de kin 	Mackerel and veggies in soy sauce. You can’t fight on an empty stomach!
 	 	
「ヤツの真の目的は、探偵育成なのだ」 	"yatsu no shin no mokuteki wa, tantei ikusei nano da"	“His true motive is… to train detectives.”
「な、な、なんだってー！？」 	"na, na, nan dattee!?" 	“Wh-wh-whaaat?!”
 	 	
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
「チッチッチ」甘いぜ 	"chicchicchi" amaize 	“Tsk, tsk, tsk” How naive.
Who’s in Rise in And rumble 	Who’s in Rise in And rumble 	Who’s in rise in and rumble?
Kick you なんて素敵なキッチュ 	Kick you nante sutekina kicchu 	Kicking you would be such splendid kitsch.
抱きしめたフィクション 	dakishimeta fikushon 	I held fiction close to me.
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
週末にゃあの娘とグランギニョる御予定 	shuumatsu nya ano ko to guranginyoru goyotei 	This weekend, I have plans for Grand Guignol with that young lady.
述べるNovel　机上の暴論？ 	noberu Novel kijou no bouron? 	I note that novel. Is there an irrational academic argument?
 	 	
さあさあかわいい探偵さん 	saa saa kawaii tanteisan 	Now, now, my adorable detective!
お代は解いてのお帰りだ 	odai wa toite no okaeri da 	Your fee will hatch from your solution.
 	 	
いつか素敵な大人になれますか？ 	itsuka sutekina otona ni naremasu ka? 	Can I someday grow into a wonderful adult?
「二度とない」 	"nido to nai" 	“It won’t happen twice.”
先生はまともな人になれますか？ 	sensei wa matomona hito ni naremasu ka? 	Can you become an honest man, Professor?
「二度とない」 	"nido to nai" 	“It won’t happen twice.”
怪盗っていったいなんですか？ 	kaitou tte ittai nan desu ka? 	What on earth is that thief, anyway?
「二度とない」 	"nido to nai" 	“It won’t happen twice.”
鴉は罰を受けて黒くされたんですか？ 	karasu wa batsu o ukete kuroku saretan desu ka? 	Did the Raven receive their punishment and become blackened?
「二度とない」「二度とない」「二度とない」 	"nido to nai" "nido to nai" "nido to nai" 	“It won’t happen twice.” “It won’t happen twice.” “It won’t happen twice.”
 	 	
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
蝶のようにマイウェイ 	chou no you ni mai wei 	I go my way, like a butterfly.
蜂のようにさすらい 	hachi no you ni sasurai 	I roam like a bee.
ナンマンダブステップで涅槃 	nanmandabusuteppu de nehan 	I find salvation through my faith in dubstep.
うしろめたフィクション 	ushirometa fikushon 	Guilty fiction.
ネヴアモア 	nevuamoa 	Nevermore.
皆様知らざあ云って聞かせましょう 	minasama shira zaa yutte kikasemashou 	Nobody knows? Well, let me tell you…
我こそ大鴉ってなもんさ 	ware koso ookarasutte na mon sa 	“I myself am the grand raven” or, something like that.
ずっとずっとあいこでしょ。 	zutto zutto aiko desho. 	It’ll always, always be even between us.
Loop 	Loop 	Loop
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*女学生探偵物語 (Jogakusei Tantei Monogatari) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Karaoke
*piapro - Lyrics
*Releska - Translation Source
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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