Regular Show's "The Little Raccoon" Chapter 5

== A Surprise For Rigby/The Destruction of Rigby's Grotto/Rigby's Heartbroken ==
Meanwhile, Mordecai and Jerry led Rigby back to hs secret bedroom, Rigby closed and covered his eyes for a surprise.
"Remember, it's a surprise, okay, Jerry?" Mordecai told.
"Mordecai, why can't you just tell me what this is all about?" Rigby asked, while still covering and closed his eyes.
"You'll see dude. It's a surprise."  Mordecai said, as they enter the secret bedroom, "Okay, Rigby. You can open your eyes, now. Look at it!" He replied.
Rigby uncovered and opened his eyes and saw the statue of Eileen, and gasped in surprised, "Oh! Oh...! Mordecai! Mordecai, you're the best!" He said, happily, as he hugged Mordecai, then rushed to the statue, "It looks just like her! It even has her beautiful eyes!" He said, as he hugs the statue.
Jerry smiled at the statue with Rigby, "Cool, and pretty cool statue, huh?"
Rigby giggled, "Why Eileen, run away with you?" He asked, the sighs, "This is all so - so sudden." He spins around, giggling, suddenly he sees Sherm, he screams in horror, "Dad!"
"Tom?!" Jerry asked in surprise at the nervous cat, as Mordecai  hid behind the closet, quickly.
"I consider myself a reasonable toon gal. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed." Sherm said, in anger.
"But, dad, I didn't hear you come in!" Rigby said nervously.
"Is it true you rescued a mole girl from the flock of pterodactyls?!" Sherm snapped, furiously.
"Yes! He has to save the mole girl!" Jerry said, with all his might.
"Tom told me everything. Contact between the the deep, dark wood and toontown is is strictly forbidden! Rigby, you know that! Everyone knows that!" Sherm shouted.
"She would've died!" Rigby replied.
"And besides, you DON'T even know her!" Jerry explained in anger.
"Know her?! I don't have to know her! They're all the same: Gunshots, savege, net-caughters---"
"DAD, I LOVE HER!" Rigby shouted in tears, he gasped in horror.
"Uh-oh!" Jerry cried, Robin gasps.
"Oh, no!" Tom yelped.
"No! Rigby, Have you lost your senses completely?! She's a mole, you're a raccoon!" Sherm boomed in anger.
"I don't care!" Rgby replied, in anger.
"Besides, he's goin' to prove to you!" Jerry exclaimed.
"So help me, Rigby, I am going to get through to you. And if this is the only way, so be it!" Sherm shouted, furiously, as he destroys Rigby's collections, including the statue of Eileen.
"Nooo!!!" Rigby cried in horror, "Oh, no...!" He sobbed, then he cries onto the bed pillow. Sherm was now guilt. As he left. Mordecai, Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, and Robyn felt worried.
"Rigby, I'm sorry. I'd didn't mean to--" Tom explant.
"Just go away." Rigby sobbed in heartbroken. Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, Robyn, and Mordecai leave the bedroom, leaving the heartbroken and crying & sobbing Rigby in tears. Rigby was Now Alone.
"Well, I'm on my own alone. And I'll never see Eileen, again!" Rigby said, in heartbroken, as he continues to sob.
== Rigby Meets Jeremy & Chad /Going Too See Were-Skunk ==
As Rigby began to still weeping, someone lurked in the shadows, while hiding in the closet. It was Jeremy and Chad. They walked twoard him, out of the closet and darkness.
"Poor raccoon" Jeremy said.
"Poor little raccoon." Chad added.
Rigby stops crying and sees Jeremy and Chad.
"He has a serious problem." Jeremy explained.
Rigby tries to back away from the two, but he feels Chad.
"If only there was somethin' we can do, hmm, but there is something" Chad purred, softly.
Rigby feels scared, as he said, nervously, "Wh-wh-- What are you, two, doin' here?" He asked.
"Don't be scared, little one." Chad said, with a purr.
"You see, we represent someone who can help you." Jeremy said.
"And someone who could make all your dreams come true." Chad explains, while stroke the pink arctic fox fur collar scarf boa shawl around Rigby's body, as he nuzzled him around.
"Just imagine -" Jeremy and Chad replied.
"Imagine?" Rigby asked.
"You and your mole girlfriend -" Chad said.
"Together, forever." Jeremy and Chad sighed, romantically.
"Uhh, I don't understand."
"Were-Skunk has some great powers that he can help you." Chad whispers to Rigby's ear.
Rigby was shocked, "Skunk?!"
Jeremy and Chad raise their arms, as they nod their heads at Rigby in agreements. Suddenly, Rigby knows who Jeremy and Chad are referring to about Were-Skunk.
"No! No way!" Rigby cried in surprised.
"He knew that the boss is goin' to help him." Jeremy replied, as Rigby punches him.
"And he'll know what to do." Chad said, as Rigby punches hm.
"Shut up!" Rigby shouted, "Don tells me about Were-Skunk! Dad told me about him! Were-Skunk is evil, cruel, nasty, and darkest mean! Now leave me alone, and GET OUT!" He continued, with hollered.
"Okay, okay. Suit yourself." Jeremy said, as he and Chad walked out of Rigby's room.
"Oh, It was only a power of suggestion." Chad mumbled, as he kicks the statue's broken face towards Rigby.
Rigby, no longer crying, picks up the statue's broken face of Eileen. His eyes were sparkle, then he called out to Jeremy and Chad.
"Wait!" Rigby called out, as Chad and Jeremy stopped ad turn around to face against  Rigby.
"Yes?" Jeremy and Chad asked.
Meanwhile;  Mordecai, Tom, Jerry, Robyn, and Nibbles were outside, whom worried about Rigby.
"Poor Rigby." Mordecai said, sadly.
"I know, but, I didn't mean to tell his dad about his secret room, it was an accident. Honest." Tom replied, "Jerry, I'm sorry, buddy!" He cried to Jerry.
"No harm, Tom. Not your bad." Robin said, while patted Tom's shoulder.
Suddenly, Jerry sees Rigby following Jeremy and Chad out of the house, "Hey, Tom! Look!" He called, pointed.
Tom gasps, "Rigby! Where're you goin'?" He asked.
"Rigby, what are you doing, and what's the rush?" Jerry asked.
"I'm goin' to see Were-Skunk." Rigby explained.
Tom gasps in shocked of suprise, "Rigby, no!! He's a villain! He's a demon! He's a monster! He'll--!" He panicked.
"Why don't you go tell my family, Tom? You're good at that!" Rigby shouted, as he followed Jeremy and Chad.
Tom stammered, as he began to think bravery, "C'mon!" He shouted, as he, Robyn, Jerry, Nibbles, and Mordecai followed Rigby, who was following Jeremy and Chad.
== Were-Skunk's Poor Unfortunate Souls/Rigby's  Deal & Voice Traded ==
As Rigby continues following Jeremy and Chad in the forest, they finally made it to the log cabin in the woods, Rigby was afraid to go inside, he gets scared, he stepped backwards, as he murmur nervously, quietly softly. 
Chad and Jeremy were in the front door, "This way." They said.
Rigby gulps nervously, as he head inside, as he entered inside Were-Skunk's log cabin, Rigby began to feel more scared, he trips and lands in a floor, as he cries, he sucks his tail onto his mouth, treating himself as a baby.
"Come in, my old fiend, Rigby." Were-Skunk called, Rigby walked, slowly, towards Were-Skunk, as the Skunk continues, "We mustn't lurk in doorways - it's rude. One might question your upbringing." He continued, as he picks up Rigby, gently, and carries him to his bed to have him seated, he nuzzled him, while he chuckled, as he starts to pacing. 
"Now, then. You're here, because you have a thing for this girl. This, er, mole lady." Were-Skunk said, as he turned his head to face Rigby, "Not that I blame you - she is quite a catch, isn't she?" Were-Skunk said, as he chuckled, as Rigby nodded, softly.
"Well, babykins raccoon," Were-Skunk added, as he picks up Rigby, again, while nuzzled him, softly and gently like a baby, "the solution to your problem is simple." He continued, as he kisses Rigby on his cheek, causing Rigby blushed to make his cheeks pink. Were-Skunk placed the blushing raccoon back to he skunk's bed.
"The only way to get what you want: is to be with your beloved mole girl, as yourself." Were-Skunk said, this made Rigby gasps in shocked, he gets off of Were-Skunk's bed, as he scampered to him.
"Can you do that?" Rigby asked.
Were-Skunk stops pacing, as he turns his head to face Rigby, "My cute, lovable, adorable raccoon." Were-Skunk said, as he picks up Rigby, carrying him, gently, "That's what I do." He replied, as he carried Rigby to bed to have him seated, "It's what I live for. To help unfortunate toonfolk, like yourself." He continued, as he placed Rigby into his bed, as he stoke his tail onto Rigby's neck and chin, gently, "Poor souls with no one else to turn to." He continued, as he began and started to sing:
*Were-Skunk: I admit that in the past I've been a nastyThey weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witchBut you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my waysRepented, seen the light and made a switch(pinching Rigby's cheek) True? Yes.
He went to the screen, where it was black, and blank.
*Were-Skunk: And I fortunately know a little magic (grabs his remote)It's a talent that I always have possessed (turns on his screen)And here lately, please don't laugh,I use it on behalf (uses his remote to show two week, helpless, and poor birds named Jet the Hawk and Wave the Swallow)
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed (spoken) Pathetic, huh? 
* (Jeremy: Yeah, doesn't seem like that hard of a job. I'm sending you a boat cleaning schedule.)
* (Chad: All right.)
* (Jeremy: Got it?)
* (Chad: Yeah, I got it.)
* Were-Skunk: (singing) Poor unfortunate soulsIn pain, in need. (shows and points to Wave the Swallow) This one longing to be thinner (next to Jet the Hawk) That one wants to get the girlAnd do I help them?''
He snapped his figures to make Jet and Wave look cooler and awesome just like the ones in Sonic Riders in the screen.
* Were-Skunk: Yes indeed.Those poor unfortunate soulsSo sad, so true
Later; Tom, Jerry, Robyn, Nibbles, and Mordecai entered Were-Skunk's log cabin.
"Ugh! Skunk!" Mordecai said in disgust, as he, Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, and Robyn walk, silently and quietly inside.
* Were-Skunk: They come flocking to my cauldronCrying, "Spells, Were-Skunk, please!" And I help them?Yes, I do.
Jet and Wave glared at Were-Skunk in his screen.
* Were-Skunk: Now it's happened once or twiceSomeone couldn't pay the price (Jet and Wave ignored the skunk)And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Were-Skunk uses his remote to turn the two couple birds into frozen statures. Then Were-Skunk turns off the screen.
* Were-Skunk: Yes, I've had the odd complaintBut on the whole I've been a saintTo those poor unfortunate souls!
Rigby yelps at Were-Skunk's shadow on the wall behind him. Then Were-Skunk's arms reaches into view and picks up Rigby, as the skunk lift the racoon up.
"Now, here's the deal." Were-Skunk said, as he gently carries Rigby to a bean bag, "I will make you a potion that will help you to stay with the mole girl will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days." He placed Rigby to a bean bag. 
"Now listen, this is important." Were-Skunk continues, as he turns on the screen, "Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear, girlish Mole gal to fall in love with you. That is, she's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss - the kiss of true love."
Were-Skunk turns on the remote on the screen to make the heart glow pinkish, causing Rigby blinking in amazement. Meanwhile, no one notice that Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, Robyn, and Mordecai were hidden, and listen close by.
"If she does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain stay with her, permanently, but - if she doesn't, you shall be a nobody else, and..." Were-Skunk continues, as he turns off the screen, "you belong to me!" He smirked, evilly on his face.
"No, Rigby!" Tom cried, but he is silenced by Jeremy and Chad, Rigby turned around to see his friends that followed him. But Were-Skunk's tail wrapped his neck around to get attention.
"Have we got a deal?" Were-Skunk asked to Rigby.
"If I see that mole girl..." Rigby said, as Were-Skunk's tail lets go of his neck, "I'll never be with my family again." He continued.
"That's right!" Were-Skunk said, "But, you'll have your mole girl. Life's full of tough choices, ain't it?" He continued with a snicker, Rigby chuckles nervously now frighteningly aware that he is going to be with Eileen.
"Oh, brother!" Jerry disgusted, while still hidden, Rigby turned back to see his friends, again.
"Oh! And there is one more thing." Were-Skunk said, as he carries Rigby, while pacing and puts him to bed, "We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know." He continues.
"But I don't have any--" Rigby said but Were-Skunk's tail covers his mouth.
"I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it." Were-Skunk added, as he lifted Rigby to his ear to have a secret, quietly, "What I want from you is... your voice." He whispered. Suddenly, Rigby knows who Were-Skunk was whispering and is referring to.
"My voice?!" Rigby asked in shocked.
"You've got it, little one. No more talking, singing, zip." Were-Skunk replied.
"What?! Why?! But without my voice, how can I--?!" Rigby cried, but Were-Skunk uses arms to grab Rigby as he hold him.
"You'll have your looks! Your cutie face!" Were-Skunk replied, happily, as he rocked him, "And don't underestimate the importance of body language!" He shouted, as he kissed Rigby on his forehead, as he placed Rigby on the bean bag, as Were-Skunk started to sing:
* Were-Skunk: The men up there don't like a lot of blabberThey think a girl who gossips is a bore
He opens the closet to get the potions out of the closet.
* Were-Skunk: Yes, on land it's much preferredFor ladies not to say a wordAnd after all, cutie, what is idle prattle for?Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversationTrue gentlemen avoid it when they canBut they dote and swoon and fawnOn a lady who's withdrawnIt's she who holds her tongue who gets her manCome on, you poor unfortunate soulGo ahead!Make your choice!I'm a very busy skunk, And I haven't got all day
Were-Skunk uses his remote and puts on his remote to make his screen on to make an image of Eileen. But just as before Rigby was about to kiss her, Were-Skunk blocks his way and turns it off.
* Were-Skunk: It won't cost muchJust your voice!You poor unfortunate soulIt's sadBut trueIf you want to cross a bridge, my cutieYou've got to pay the tollTake a gulp and take a breathAnd go ahead and sign the scroll!Jeremy, Chad, now I've got him, boys!The boss is on a rollThis poor unfortunate soul!
"Rigby, stop! Stop!" Mordecai called out, but it was too late. Rigby signs his name writing: "RIGBY THE RACCOON" on the contract. Then Were-Skunk snatches the contract.
* Were-Skunk: Paluga, sarruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea.Now rings us glossitis and max laryngitis,La voce to me!
Two giant magical hands appear above Were-Skunk.
"Now, go tickle him!" Were-Skunk said to the two giant hands, as the two hands head straight towards Rigby. 
The two giant hands began to tickle Rigby, then the ticklish Rigby began to laugh.
"Stop that! Hey! Stop! Please! That--!" Rigby laughs, suddenly the hands rip out Rigby's voice and give it to Were-Skunk and placed it in his light-blue crystal neckless. He laughs as Rigby was wrapped around by the giant magical hands. Mordecai, Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, and Robyn were shocked in horror. They rushed over to help Rigby out of the log cabin of Were-Skunk's.
"Rigby! Rigby!" Mordecai called out, as he, Tom Jerry, Nibbles, and Robyn helped Rigby, as they escaped from the giant magical hands. 
Rigby, Mordecai, Tom, Jerry, Nibbles, and Robyn rushed into the forest and escape from Were-Skunk, and quickly as a wind they all went to find Eileen.
"Now, we need to go find that mole girl and fast!" Jerry explained.
And off they went to find Eileen.
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