Viktória

Viktória is the fifth episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. It was released on April 1, 2022. and was written by .
== Transcript ==
[There’s no Lobster Productions logo this time; the episode begins with Gary in SpongeBob’s house talking to the audience.]
Gary: Greetings. My name is Gary, and this is an episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. Now this is different. It’s going to be… weirder. It’s not for normal people. Viewer discretion advised. So only watch it if you are crazy, bruv.
[Cut to Orbán waking up.]
Orbán: Anikó! Make me some breakfast! I have to hide because I killed three people again!
Anikó: (offscreen) Okay, honey!
[Transition to Orbán getting ready to go outside.]
Orbán: Okay, Anikó, I’m leaving now! Bye! I hate you! I MEAN LOVE!
Anikó: I love you too!
[Orbán walks outside and notices SpongeBob.]
Orbán: Oh, hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hello, Viktor! I want to tell you that your shoes are untied!
[Orbán looks down.]
Orbán: NO THEY AREN’T
SpongeBob: April fools!
Orbán: I will kill you, and then kill you again.
SpongeBob: :(
[Orbán starts walking again and then notices a white house.]
Orbán: Wait, what’s that… It seems familiar…
[Flashback to a child Orbán playing with a ball, and then he accidentally throws it into the same white house’s backyard.]
Orbán: God fucking damn it.
[Orbán knocks on the door, but gets no response. He opens the door and walks in, and sees that the backyard is empty.]
Orbán: Hi backyard!
Backyard: Hi.
[Orbán then walks into the garden, and sees a bull.]
Orbán: Bull.
Bull: Bull.
Orbán: I just realized that the reason there’s a stick between my legs, is to put it in holes!
Bull: What the actual fucking fuck.
Orbán: Yes.
[Orbán runs away crying and the flashback ends.]
Orbán: I should get my balls back. I MEAN BALL.
[Orbán walks into the house and notices a red key.]
Orbán: Ooh what’s this?
[Orbán grabs the key and puts it in his pockets.]
Orbán: I’m such a good person.
[Orbán waks more into the house and notices a door. He pushes on it and the door falls down, revealing a long hall. He puts the door back and walks away.]
Orbán: I’m such a good person.
[Orbán then notices a chicken drumstick.]
Drumstick: I’M THE MAGICAL CHICKEN DRUMSTICK!
Orbán: o
Drumstick: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAGICAL CHICKEN DRUMSTICK LIKE THAT? That’s it. I will turn you into a frog.
Orbán: What.
[The Chicken Drumstick turns Orbán into a woman.]
Drumstick: Oh actually you are a woman.
Orbán: Isn’t that the same.
Drumstick: Yes. Also your name is Viktória now.
Orbán: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! TURN ME BACK INTO A MAN PLEASE
Drumstick: Well, you will be turned back into a man if you suck your true love’s dick in 24 hours.
Orbán: BUT MY WIFE DOESN’T HAVE A DICK!
Drumstick: Hm… Then maybe he’s not your real love…
Orbán: gasp
[Cut to SpongeBob in the Parlament.]
SpongeBob: I wonder where Orbán is.
[Viktória enters the Parlament.]
Viktória: Hi SpongeBob, can I test something?
SpongeBob: What do you want to test?
Viktória: Pull down your pants.
[Cut to Orbán being a man again.]
Orbán: I love being a man again.
[Credits roll. He never got his ball back.]
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