ClickHole

ClickHole is a satirical website parodying BuzzFeed and formerly owned by The Onion. The Muppets have been mentioned in several articles.
==Muppet Mentions==
*July 30, 2014 - "Somebody Has To Be Scooter" 
*August 29, 2014 - "Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, ThunderCat, Or Fraggle Are You?" 
*September 4, 2014 - "Which Muppet Baby Are You, Under Penalty Of Perjury?" 
*December 10, 2014 - "Beautiful! Here's What The Muppets Would Look Like As Women Of Color" 
*February 24, 2015 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Ate An American Flag?" 
*November 17, 2015 - "Jim Henson's Newly Discovered Journal Reveals The Muppets' Fascinating Backstory" 
*August 9, 2016 - "A New Era: The Jim Henson Company Is Making Big Bird's Fingers 15 Times Longer So That He Can Point At Children From Farther Away" 
*May 26, 2017 - "Education FTW: 'Sesame Street' Showed Grover Laying An Egg That Elmo And Ernie Both Hatch Out Of To Teach Children Not Everything Can Be Explained With A Catchy Little Song" 
*August 30, 2017 - "6 Signs Gonzo Has Been Wearing The Wrong Bra Size For Years" 
*September 11, 2017 - "Incredible: The Man Inside Big Bird Has Revealed That He Was Only Able To Control The Giant Puppet Some Of The Time" 
*October 2, 2017 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far When It Taught Kids About Feminine Hygiene By Having Grover Die Of Toxic Shock Syndrome?" 
*October 11, 2017 - "Do You Have What It Takes To Keep Oscar The Grouch Behaved And Respectful On A Trip To China?" 
*October 30, 2017 - "The Time Has Come. Do You Have What It Takes To Help The Swedish Chef Successfully Lose His Virginity?" 
*November 9, 2017 - "4 Times The Count Fucked Up Teaching A Moral Lesson On 'Sesame Street' Before He Was Limited To Just Being The Counting Guy" 
*February 13, 2018 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Dunked A Child In A Bucket Of Soapy Water And Used Him Like A Sponge To Wash His Boat?" 
*February 26, 2018 - "Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky Patch Is On Display At The Smithsonian" 
*September 7, 2018 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far When It Showed Bert And Ernie Dragging Their Human Puppeteer Dead Behind The Back Of Their Car To Teach Children About Mutiny?" 
*September 26, 2018 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far With Its Episode Where Ernie Microwaves Himself While The Words 'NO LESSON TODAY' Flash On-Screen?" 
*October 17, 2019 Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far When Mr. Snuffleupagus Got Killed By Poachers And Had His Tongue Ground Up And Made Into A Tea Which Successfully Treated Cookie Monster's Erectile Dysfunction?" 
*November 6, 2018 - "Movie Fans Rejoice! Maggie Smith Has Signed On To Play The Role Of Elderly Kermit The Frog In An Upcoming Susan B. Anthony Biopic!" 
*August 29, 2019 - "Passing The Torch: The Jim Henson Company Has Announced That Steph Curry Will Replace The Late George H.W. Bush As The Voice Of The Swedish Chef" 
*September 11, 2019 - "We Did Not Have The Time To Reimagine Kermit The Frog. Here He Is Normal." 
*November 14, 2019 - "5 Times On 'Sesame Street' Where Big Bird Incorrectly Explained To A Kid That Each Of The Pink Rings Around His Legs Represents 100 Years That He's Been Alive" 
*January 28, 2020 - "Heartbreaking: The Jim Henson Company Has Revealed That Jim Henson Was Only Dead For 10 Minutes Before Kermit The Frog Started Eating Him" 
*May 22, 2020 - "4 Times On 'Sesame Street' Where Elmo Eagerly Sliced His Own Belly Open To Show Everyone He Was Full Of Batteries" 
*June 16, 2020 - "Inspiring: 4 Sex-Positive Drawings Of Big Bird Sprinting Through The Wilderness On His Way To Make Love To A Married Woman" 
*October 23, 2020 - "Can You Teach Big Bird To Act Appropriately In Court During His Upcoming Murder Trial?" 
*November 19, 2020 - "Did 'Sesame Street' Go Too Far With The Episode Where The Count Calls Elmo A 'White Trash Bitch' To Teach Kids About Classism?" 
*June 17, 2021 - "Teaching Respect: The Jim Henson Company Has Replaced Miss Piggy With A Nonviolent Pig That Just Wants To Suck Kermit Off" 
*July 19, 2021 - "Normalizing All Families: 'Sesame Street' Just Aired A Whole Episode For Kids Whose Dads Feel Emasculated By Elmo" 
*April 7, 2022 - "Alright Then: 'Sesame Street' Has Announced That They're Not Going To Do A Whole Episode About It, But They Want Everyone To Know That Grover Is Addicted To Shopping" 
*January 31, 2023 - "Did Sesame Street Go Too Far When They Revealed Big Bird Has Been Dating His Brother For 400 Years To Teach Kids That Incest Is Fine As Long As It's Consensual And There's No Reproduction?" 
*March 30, 2023 - "Did Sesame Street Go Too Far When They Showed Mr. Snuffleupagus Being Flattened In A Garbage Truck To Teach Kids About The Dangers Of Technology?" 
*June 5, 2023 - "Did Sesame Street Go Too Far With The Episode Where Elmo Stayed Friends With Grover After Allegations That Grover Was In A Manipulative Age-Gap Relationship To Teach Kids That Cancel Culture Has Its Gray Areas?" 
*October 17, 2023 - "Kind Of A Wash For Inclusivity: 'Sesame Street' Just Introduced And Then Immediately Killed Off It's First Pagan Puppet" 
*October 21, 2024 - "4 Reasons I Think Kermit May Be In My House Right Now" 
==External links==
*Official website
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