Nappa

Nappa is one of the villains of Dragon Ball Zee. Usually he's the one who's asking Vegeta what the Scouter says about some dude's power level, at least when he's not sleeping. You see, his real name is actually Nathan but he gets called Nappa because he takes a nap when everyone's fighting (instead of standing around like some idiot).
Lots of the villains he gets paired with just call him lazy and then ditch him, and while yes he is lazy, he is also an idiot. He also isn't very strong cuz his power level isn't OVER 9000, however he can still get some things done (that is when he isn't resting).
==Biography==
===Childhood===
Nappa was born on Planet Vegeta into the Cabbage family. He is a direct descendant of both Cabbage Guy and Tohru Adachi's cultivated cabbages. At age 10, he lost his hair. Then at age 11, he started becoming a Saiyan. He thought being a Saiyan was cool, but his parents didn't think so, so they grounded him for OVER 9000 minutes (which is about a week long).
Then he killed them because they sucked. The police then tried to kill him, but he used his Volcano Explosion on the police and killed them too. Eventually the Space Police got involved, and decided it wasn't worth the effort killing Nappa. He began training using his Haki and finding out ways to kill people using it. That's when Frieza came to his planet and made him take dragon classes or else he would blow up his planet. Nappa didn't care and so Planet Vegeta went kaboom.
Nappa then turned his body into stone like Kars and then took a big nap in outer space, unphased by the explosion. When he woke up a year later, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again. So he had to go slither around and eat the local calcium rocks of Planet X until he could have a skeleton again which took about another year. When he did grow a new skeleton it wasn't as cool as his last skeleton, so he went on an intergalactic space voyage to go kill Dr. Large. He used his super secret intercontinental galactic meatball blast to kill Dr. Large, however his skeleton at that point had long since been sold on the dark web.
===Adult Life ===
Nappa studied for 5 years to become a programmer at his college so he could understand what the dark web was. With his newfound power he started hacking on lotsa computer games. He specifically targeted players who had skeleton avatars and who were connected to Russian servers. Why? He wanted to snatch a hacker skeleton and eat it so that he had super hacker bones in his body. But what he didn't account for was that he had his proxy on, which is why it failed. He continued to do this for a few days until he got very very very tired, and so decided to take a nap. During his nap, he got transported into HEADSPACE. Inside of HEADSPACE, he killed lots of people because he didn't care and wanted to farm more XP in his sleep. But because he was a murderer, OMORI sent him to BLACKSPACE to go die forever. Inside of BLACKSPACE he found his skeleton. Nappa tried waking up but then realized it wasn't a dream anymore. So he used another one of his moves to get out (How convenient!). The one he used was the REM Rift, which brought him to Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base.
Once he was at Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base, he kindly asked one of the Undefeatables to escort him out, which they did. Outside of the ocean base and now with his old skeleton, he decided it was time to sleep with the fishes. However when he woke up, he had gotten one of the squids pregnent, so he had to get a job and raise his illegitimate amphibious kids for 18 years in Bikini Bottom. He'd become good friends with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy after they taught him how to use fish powers at Kamp Koral and become Super Saiyan Blue.
===Quest for the Powerball ===
Vegeta noticed how blue he was, and so he jumped on his back to go find the Dragon Balls after Vegeta explained to him how they could buy awesome cars with them. Nappa took lots of naps on Vegeta's back, and they both did lots of fighting with Goku. However, after a while Vegeta started to think that Nappa was a lazy idiot who was weak, and so challenged him to a fight. Nappa lost and so he got abandoned by Vegeta after 10 years of trying to find Dragon Balls together. But Nappa never forgot about the cool looking car he always wanted, and so spent his remaining money Vegeta didn't steal on some Powerball tickets. He obviously didn't win the lottery, but that didn't discourage him. He got a job as an assassin where he made lotsa money and made lots of creed, enough money to buy a brand new car, but he didn't want a brand new car. He eventually won $90,000,000 when he turned 70, and with that money decided to retire being a Saiyan. He swam back to Bikini Bottom to be with his fish family during his golden years before dying to Parkinson's at age 93.
=== The Resurrection of Nappa ===
After years of him being dead, a man by the name of Shawsh Mimecals decided to show up with the help of my brother in Christ Squadala Man. To resurrect Nappa so Shawsh can recruit him for the Battle of Armageddon. But then like the jobber he is, Noob Saibot shows up tries to fight characters who are stronger than him and gets beaten unconscious. After that, Shawsh and Squadala Man do a ritual to bring Nappa back to life, resurrecting him in his prime (aka the Bikini Bottom saga). He is then coerced to join the side of good. We currently don't know what happened to him after that.
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