Sblack Bart

Sblack Bart is an arsonist god and the focal point of the earliest chapters of the lore.
== Appearance ==
Sblack Bart is a seven-foot-tall man with dark blue hair and eyes. He wears a dark purple waistcoat, a black shirt, and pale grey pants. He sometimes wears an ear cuff and frequently has a bandage on his cheek.
== Powers and Abilities ==
* Arson
*Life-giving shit
== Biographical ==
=== Arc One ===
Sblack was born from the piss of his father as a grown man. He gradually developed a love for arson. 
At fifteen, Sblack got into a competition with his older sister, Sgrey, as to who could fly the highest. His steed, Arson Pony, was pulled into a windmill and killed. When he was sixteen, Sblack purchased the Arsonmobile, a car powered by souls. 
Sblack was largely thought to be a myth, until a tweet reading "your boyfriend dumb as sblack bart" was released onto the internet. His first attempt of arson on a living person was on this tweeter. 
Throughout Sblack's childhood, his twin brother Swhite frequently tried to thwart his attempts at arson. Because of this, Sblack challenged him to a duel, to which he brought a flaming lizard as a second. The duel ended in Sblack burning Swhite to ashes, later eating them. A few days later Swhite was reborn from Sblack's shit. 
Later in his life, after setting fire to several schools, he encountered Sandy Boy holding a lump of dough . After Sblack toasted it, the pair became friends. They drove the Arsonmobile to the Sand Castle, where they got drunk off of soilk. While they slept, they were carried by Muscle Man to his home and bound to an operating table. Sblack used his fire to free his friends and himself, ruining his left arm in the ensuing battle. However, he did somehow manage to befriend Muscle Man. 
Later, on his way to the Sand Castle, he encountered a thirsty Not Quite Notable, who was then bonked by Snakadamia. 
Following Sandy Boy's execution, Sblack leaves a tribute of bread for his deceased friend. He concludes that Muscle Man is to blame for his death. 
After burning down a hospital and a nursing home, Sblack is knocked out by a bat. He wakes up in the home he shares with his husband, Octangula, who hits him over the head with a mini piano, killing him. 
 
Category:Deceased
Category:Srainbow Family