Stuart Little/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser ==
== Theatrical ==
Don Lafontaine: On a perfectly ordinary Street in this perfectly ordinary house, the Little family...
George: It's today, it's today!
Don Lafontaine: ...is about to do...
George: remember I want a little brother, not a big brother.
Don Lafontaine: ...something perfectly extraordinary.
Mrs. Keeper: Mr. and Mrs. Little, we try to discourage couples from adopting children outside their own... species.
Stuart: Mom, Dad, I'm home!
Don Lafontaine: This holiday season... Columbia Pictures... and the co-director of The Lion King... [Stuart screaming and burps] ...invite you to meet...
Everyone: Stuart.
Mr. Little: Whoa!
Mrs. Little: Snowbell, drop him right now!
Mr. Little: You spit Stuart out this instant, Snowbell! Spit him right out! We do not eat family members.
Don Lafontaine: Stuart Little.
Monty: A mouse with a pet cat. [Laughing] A mouse with a pet cat!
Don Lafontaine: Coming this December.
== VHS & DVD Trailer ==
Don Lafontaine: On a perfectly ordinary Street in this perfectly ordinary house, the Little family...
George: It's today, it's today!
Don Lafontaine: ...is about to do...
George: remember I want a little brother, not a big brother.
Don Lafontaine: ...something perfectly extraordinary.
Mrs. Keeper: Mr. and Mrs. Little, we try to discourage couples from adopting children outside their own... species.
Stuart: Mom, Dad, I'm home!
Don Lafontaine: This holiday season... Columbia Pictures... and the co-director of The Lion King... [Stuart screaming and burps] ...invite you to meet...
Everyone: Stuart.
Mr. Little: Whoa!
Mrs. Little: Snowbell, drop him right now!
Mr. Little: You spit Stuart out this instant, Snowbell! Spit him right out! We do not eat family members.
Don Lafontaine: Stuart Little.
Monty: A mouse with a pet cat. [Laughing] A mouse with a pet cat!