Ten forward

This is ten forward, enterprise-D mess hall. It was the only place on the whole tight-ass ship* were people could ATTEMPT to get piss drunk. The word attempt is used due to the fact that the bartender Guinan had half of the Enterprise's armory hidden behind the counter plus she knew how to shoot Jack Bauer's titanium-clad balls off. As such, no one wanted to mess with her. Not even that Tea drinking pussy.