Mister Mystery and Miss Interpretation (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Plessie's Dune Downhill
Lana: "Go, Plessie!" she rides Plessie through the Dune Downhill
Cookie Cogworks
Milo: "I'm a foodie myself, you know? Let's take bites in Cookie Cogworks!" he bites the cookies in Cookie Cogworks
Spiky Spike Bridge
Mark: "This is exhilarating!" he dodges the spikes "Training to be a real secret agent. I may be 16, but I'm still a kid at the end of the day, as teens are kids. And I still have a big imagination."
Footlight Lane
Papaya: "Watch your step, little siblings."
Pomegranate: "You're too confident, Papaya!"
Martin: "Don't worry, I got a map that will lead us to the end!"
Papaya: "Be brave, Pomegranate."
Deepwater Dungeon
Dahlia: she swims through the bodies of water avoiding the spikes
A Beam in the Dark
Paul and Pamela: they use the lightboxes to destroy the ghosts "Ghostbusting for real!"
Studiopolis
Mysterious planes shoot bullets at many parts of Studiopolis
Lucy's House
On Eggman TV, you are watching Andrew-
Thank you for 30 years of entertainment, but Eggman TV has been shut down.
Lucy: "What? That show was going to air an episode! Now what am I going to do? MOM!"
Chloe: "Yes, Lucy?"
Lucy: "Support Eggman TV, please. Give all the support you could to him."
Chloe: "What? Why would I do that?"
Lucy: "Because I was about to watch a show I loved, but apparently, it has been shut down. We need to do something to get my favorite TV channel back!"
Chloe: "OK, Lucy! I'll try getting your beloved TV channel back."
Lucy: "Thanks, Mom!"
Simon: "Meanwhile, we are going to figure out whoever destroyed the TV station."
Lucy: "Wait, the TV station was destroyed?"
Kate: "How long did it take for you to guess?"
Lucy: "I'd say about a few seconds, as you arrived in a few seconds. Also can't you search online?"
Simon: "No news says something about the culprit."
Kate: "We searched all over the internet. So we decide to figure out the culprit ourselves. However, we have a rule. We three do things in style."
Simon: "Lucy! Quick! Think of a detective name! We already thought of ours."
Kate: "He's Mister Mystery. I'm Miss Interpretation. And you are?"
Lucy: "How about Miss Judgement?"
Meanwhile...
The 8 went out of Bowser Land and back to their homes
Milo: "That sure was a great day, eh, Martin and Pomegranate?"
Pomegranate: "Yes. I became braver thanks to your twin sister, AKA my big sister, which makes you my big brother."
Milo: "Glad you had fun!"
Pomegranate: "I did!"
Koopa Reporter: "Breaking news! There's a bombing at Bowser Land from an anonymous enemy of ours."
Pomegranate: "Whoa! Right away?"
Martin: "Let's be detectives and solve the crime of the bombing of Bowser Land."
Milo: “Where’s Mark?”
Mark: “Sorry, but I’ve got a mission. Goodbye, maybe I can join another one of your antics later.” he uses the Tanooki Suit to fly away and gets a space helmet to arrive at the Comet Observatory
Rosalina: “Mark? Why would you want to protect Bowser?”
Mark: “Well we want to invade his kingdom to make it a force for good.”
Lanolin: “Sally, how are we doing?”
Sally: “We’re doing good. Everything is going according to plan thanks to Rosalina, who has the same goal, being destroying each of our worlds’ evil civilizations.”
Sasha: she used her Orange Rocket jetpack to arrive at the Comet Observatory Garden area
Birthstone Beetles: “Sasha the Porcupine!”
Ruby: “Sorry, Sasha, but for our Mom, our Mom’s friend, our Mom’s other friend, our Mom’s other, other friend, and our-“
Sasha: “That’s redundant.”
Aquamarine: “We’re still keeping you at bay, Sasha.”
Jewel: “Wow! My daughters are doing great! Love the place, girls?”
Diamond: “We sure do!”
Bowser Land
Milo: “OK, team8’s-“
Papaya: “That was a bad pun. And besides, didn’t a team from The Power of Twenty use that team name?”
Milo: “Yes, but we are actually 8!”
Papaya: “Makes sense now. What should we call ourselves?”
Pomegranate: “How about Mister Mystery and Miss Interpretation for the two of you?”
Lana: “I’m Miss Judgement.”
Dahlia: “I’m Miss Understanding!”
Paul: “We need to have some detective names too, Pamela! And we need to give Pomegranate and Martin some.”
Pamela: “I’m Miss Apprehension. And you are?”
Paul: “Mister Misinformation.”
Pomegranate: “Uh…”
Martin: “I’m Detective Martin.”
Paul: “That name stinks. What’s next? Are you calling Pomegranate Detective Pomegranate?”
Martin: “It’s your fault you used all of the cool names! Now, we’ve got a mystery to solve.”
The bombs bombing both Bowser Land and the Studiopolis TV Station seemingly drop from the sky
The scene becomes split screen, showing both worlds
Pomegranate and Simon: “Bombs dropping from the sky? That’s our first clue! It’s from the sky!”
Papaya and Lucy: “Duh, when someone wants to bomb an area, they use a plane. Let’s take the plane!”
Lucy: she calls Susan “Hey, Susan! I know Heads is busy on fixing the TV station. Can you please fly the Hurricane for him? We’re taking to the skies to find the culprit of the bombing of Studiopolis?”
Susan: “Sure thing, Luz.”
Susan pilots the plane, while Papaya gives everyone super leaves
Susan: she arrives near the balcony the cats were in
Simon, Lucy, and Kate: “Meow! Meow!” they use their claws to grab onto the wings of the plane
Susan: “Where should I go?”
Kate: “Go up. We suspect the bombs come from there. Never stop till we find the source of the bombs.”
Susan: “I have space suits for you, kitties! Just in case the bombs come from outer space. You know how weird our world can get at times, right?”
Lucy: “Of course.”
Susan: she flies the plane upwards
Lucy: “We’re not just detectives. The crime is still being done, so we’re actually using the most effective way to find the culprit behind this. And they don’t even know or care we are trying to solve the case.”
Comet Observatory Garden
Jewel: “Sasha! Look at that! There are comets flying everywhere!”
Sasha: she looks at the comets and was impressed by the view
Emerald: “Enjoying the view?”
Pearl: “Awesome, right?”
Peridot: “Wanna have some twigs?”
Sasha: “Tree twigs? Oh, thank you so much, Birthstone Beetles! But I should still see what Sally and Lanolin are up to.”
Turquoise: “She is up to nothing now. She just wants to let us see the comets.”
Sasha: “That’s fantastic! Why is this called a garden when there’s no vegetation?”
Meanwhile in the Library…
Sally: “We did it, Lanolin! We got Sasha to not attack us!”
Lanolin: “She doesn’t even know our plan.” she sends Tails a message to take notes
Rosalina: “But Mark knows. Bowser and his kingdom are harmful to the Lumas.”
Mark: “Yeah, they are, but Wario can change that to make it less harmful. If the Lumas aren’t worth anything, he would not harm them at all.”
Rosalina: “They are priceless!”
Mark: “See?”
Sally: she uses her Ring Blades
Mark: he was threatened and almost falls off the Comet Observatory
Sally: she swung her Ring Blades, thus pushing Mark off the Comet Observatory “Not like you’d die, because you have a space helmet, and not just any space helmet, the space helmets from the Mushroom Kingdom with Milo and Papaya. And you just float, but anti gravity won’t work for you when you try to come back. Even then, the Library is locked. Goodbye and no thank you for your disservice here.”
The plane and the 8 detectives with the Super Leaf find the bomb coming from the observatory
Mark: he throws space suits at the 8 detectives
Milo: “Miss Interpretation, who threw the space suits at us?’
Papaya: “Don’t know, Mister Mystery. It’s probably a trick-“
Paul: “Miss Interpretation!”
Pamela: “Mister Misinformation and I, Miss Apprehension found the source of the bombs.”
Starship Mario dropped bombs
Lana: “Miss Understanding! We found the culprit!”
Dahlia: “Not really, Miss Judgement. We need to see who is in this ship.”
Lucy, Simon, and Kate: they float to Starship Mario
Simon: “Miss Interpretation!”
Kate and Papaya: “What?”
Kate: “Wait, Papaya, are you also Miss Interpretation?”
Papaya: “Yes. And who’s the rest of your crew, Kate?”
Kate: “Mister Mystery, AKA Simon…”
Milo: “Hey! That’s my detective name! Did you steal it from us?”
Lucy: “Let me guess. There’s another Miss Judgement?”
Lana: “That’s me.”
Pomegranate: “Stop arguing! We need to find the culprit, and Dad is a major suspect.”
Lucy: “I don’t see why Mario wouldn’t do that.”
Lana: “My parents are safe. I mean, this is literally Starship Mario, and my parents never went there.”
Lucy: “Only Mario, Peach, Tails, Sally, Lubba, and Lanolin used it.”
Martin: “We found the culprit, Detective Pomegranate. Stop trying to be fake detectives.”
Pomegranate: “It was fun, though!”
Martin: “But we found the bombers, because I bothered to go in that conspicuous entrance.”
Pomegranate: “Wait, three suspects were the culprits? And two of them were not even in our sus list!”
Tails: “Yeah, we didn’t know you’d arrive, kids.”
Daisy: “Here we were, having fun bombing Bowser’s Kingdom and the Eggman Empire.”
Peach: “Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Tails, and I didn’t know you’d come here. We dealt with Mark by pushing him off the Comet Observatory, and Sasha was dealt with by Jewel, who decided to be the best space station service woman ever.”
Tails: “Please get out.”
Mark: he floated to Starship Mario and kicked Tails and uses the Gold Flower to shoot gold fireballs at the 5
Tails: he got hit by them and got knocked out
Mario, Peach, Luigi, and Daisy avoided the golden fireballs
Milo: “Any last words? At least for this day before you go back to the planet?”
Peach: “We’ll still destroy Bowser’s Kingdom! He has terrorized my Toads enough, and I’m going to give him his punishment!”
Papaya: she uses the steering wheel and makes the Starship visible to the people in the Garden, specifically the grass that makes the “hat”
Lucy: she throws Tails away from the Starship and to Mobius
Comet Observatory Garden
Sasha: “What is that? Starship Mario? It’s dropping bombs! Is that the source of the Studiopolis and Bowser Land bombs? I’ve gotta get them.” she uses Cyan Laser and arrives at the Starship, sending Mario and Peach to an asteroid
Milo: “That’s too harsh, Sasha.”
Papaya: “We’ve gotta get Mom and Dad to our world safely!”
Sasha: she uses her grappling hooks and grabs Luigi and Daisy, and throws them to their world
Papaya: “Hey, Mark! Use your Golden Flower! I’m going to use my Tanooki Suit!” she flies Mark to the asteroid
Mark: he shoots a golden fireball at the asteroid and turns it into gold
Mario: he gets the coins
The kids except Sasha bring Mario and Peach back to the Mushroom Kingdom
Sally: “Darn it! We failed!”
Rosalina: “We’ll get Bowser next time.”
Lanolin: “And Eggman!”
Sally: “Let’s go back to Mobius.”
Sasha: she arrives at the Library area busting the walls with her Orange Rocket Launcher Mode and uses her grappling hooks to grab Sally and Lanolin
Sally and Lanolin were thrown to Mobius
Rosalina: “Use a Red Star, beetles.”
The beetles fly back to Mobius using the Red Star
Sasha: “Well, Rosa, you’ve got some explaining to do.”
Rosalina: “But I already did my explaining to Mark!”
Sasha: “Then tell me why you have such animosity towards Bowser.”
Rosalina: “He was a huge threat to the Lumas!”
Sasha: “Yeah, but destroying his entire kingdom is not the way.”
Rosalina: “Well, I’d still rather destroy it if Wario’s taking over, because he won’t be much better of a ruler than Bowser.”
Studiopolis
Heads: “Done, Eggman! Now air the good stuff!”
Eggman: he airs Andrew
Lucy’s Unit
Simon: “We did it.”
Kate: “Eggman TV is back!”
Lucy: she purrs watching Andrew
The three eat cat food while watching
Bowser Land
Pomegranate: “So, Papaya, I just follow the light, and if it doesn’t glow in a specific direction, that’s a pit?”
Papaya: “Precisely.”
Pomegranate: she clears Footlight Lane 
Papaya: “Great job, Pomegranate!”
Pomegranate: “Thanks, Papaya! I won!”
Plessie’s Dune Downhill
Lana: “Go, Plessie, go!”
Plessie avoids the obstacles
Cookie Cogworks
Milo: “They should add my favorite cookies here. Chocolate chip, S’more, white chocolate, white chocolate chip, and more. But I love this place.”
A Beam In The Dark
Dahlia: she uses the Poltergeist to suck the ghosts inside “I’m not just a Ghostbuster. I’m a Ghost Slammer too.” she slams the boos with her Poltergeist
Deepwater Dungeon
Paul and Pamela navigate the area easily
Spiky Spike Bridge
Mark: “Are you thrill seeking enough, Martin?”
Martin: “Yep.” he easily goes through Spiky Spike Bridge
Mark: “Good job!”
The End!
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