Don't Go Into the Haunted Mansion

When Vice Principal Luna's van breaks down while she comes home with Jacob Miles, Wallflower Blush, Snails and Spike they take shelter in a haunted mansion where evil forces await them
== Script ==
(We open on a hippie van driving through the country we see that the driver and passengers are Vice Principal Luna, Snails, Jacob Miles, Wallflower Blush and Spike, they are heading home from the Star Swirl Music Festival)
Wallflower:Thanks for inviting us on your road trip Vice Principal Luna.
Vice Principal Luna:You're very welcome Wallflower. I must say this has been an outstanding road trip.
Spike:I'm glad Twilight let me go.
Snails:Yeah, it's a shame that her, Big Macintosh, and Rarity couldn't come.
(Jacob is upset sighing and looking out the window on his side)
Vice Principal Luna:What's the matter Jacob? Didn't you like the music festival?
Jacob:Oh I loved it. It's just I didn't have anything cool to wear like you guys have. In fact you're still wearing your clothes.
Vice Principal Luna:It's fine Jacob. We'll be home in a few hours.
Wallflower:Uh Vice Principal Luna? We're almost out go gas.
Vice Principal Luna:Yes I can see it Wallflower. I remember one Nightmare Night where Twilight Sparkle wanted me to not yell using the (Loudly)ROYAL TRADITIONAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!!!!
Snails:Yeah, I wish we can get some dinner.
Spike:Yeah, dinner.
(They run out of gas)
Vice Principal Luna:Oh well this is just swell! We're out of gas!
(Snails looks out a window)
Snails:Wow what a creepy place to run out of gas.
(Cuts to Wallflower)
Wallflower:Now what are we going to do?
Jacob:I guess the only logical way is to walk to the next gas station. It's should be only ten miles.
Vice Principal Luna:I'm not walking in my dress! 
Jacob:Alright. Boy. If only there was a spooky old abandon house where we could go for help.
(We see an old and dilapidated mansion)
Jacob:Ah perfect.
Vice Principal Luna:It's our only shelter for miles around. It's our best bet. Come on.
(They run up to the mansion and Luna rings the doorbell but nobody comes, she then tries knocking)
Snails:What if there are ghosts!
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Ghosts?!
(Teeth chatter and we cut to Wallflower who puts her hand on her head)
Wallflower:After all the mysteries we've solved. And I mean the gang and you guys and me and Juniper Montage. You two should know there are no such things as ghosts. But only crooks in masks doing it for money, lands that are worth a fortune, oil, bank robbers and jewel thieves.
Vice Principal Luna:That's right. And hopefully there's a landline in the house because I don't think our cellphones won't work.
Spike:I hope there's a kitchen in this house. I'm starving.
Snails:Yeah and I'm starving too man.
Spike:Listen Snails and me don't do castles, haunted mansions or hotels.
Snails:Uh-huh.
Vice Principal Luna:And why not?
Snails:(As Spike mimics what he says)Because haunted mansions have paintings with eyes that watch ya, and suits of armor ya think's a statue. (Spike runs around making sounds as he says the last thing)But there's a guy inside who follows you. Everytime you turn around!
(Spike runs behind Snails)
Spike:Blah!
(Says that trying to be scary)
Spike:And also a crystal ball with a lady's face on it. And portraits that come to life too. Don't forget that Snails.
Snails:Oh yeah, and that stuff what Spike said too. And besides there's probably zombies and cat people inside waiting to either eat our brains or drain our lifeforce.
Spike:Yeah. Eat our brains or drain us of our lifeforce.
(Cuts to Jacob, Wallflower and Luna)
Vice Principal Luna:How many times has that actually happened?
Snails:(OS)Twelve. (Back to him) We're not gonna do it. And you can't make us.
Spike:(OS)That's right!
(Back to Luna, Wallflower, and Jacob, Luna goes through her pocket book)
Vice Principal Luna:Spike?
(Spike turns back to her with Snails and Spike limps and whimpers about his paw)
Spike:Oh woe is me! My poor little cute paw! It hurts!
Vice Principal Luna:(OS)Aw did you hurt your paw?
(Spike flicks it and whimpers)
(Cuts to Luna with a familiar Scooby Snack treat)
Vice Principal Luna:Would you do it for a Spikey Snack?
(Cuts back to him, he claps his paws together and jumps around acting like a horse and his hat goes crooked sideways)
Spike:Oh boy! 
(He makes horse noises)
(Cuts back to Vice Principal Luna and the other two students)
Vice Principal Luna:And you'll be fearless?
(Angel behind them as they face Snails and Spike)
Spike:Fearless? Add in a tummy rub and a scratch behind my ears and you've got it!
(Acts like Scooby-Doo in the movie and he does the same fighting poses and fighting yells like Scooby and like Scooby kicking Shaggy in the face, Spike does the same to Snails)
Snails:Ow! (Looks at Snails realizing what he did)Hong Kong Phooey. (Cuts to him holding his fists up)Watch the fists of furry would you buddy?
(Cuts back to Jacob, Wallflower and Luna, who tosses him the Spikey Snack)
Vice Principal Luna:Here you go.
(Tosses it, Snails tries catching it but Spike leaps up and gobbles it)
Spike:Thank you.
(Cuts back to her, Jacob and Wallflower, Luna zips her pocketbook back up)
Vice Principal Luna:There's plenty more where that came from.
(Back to Spike)
Spike:Hey hold on a second! What about my ear scratch and belly rub?
(Back to them)
Vice Principal Luna:We'll do that once we're inside.
Jacob:Let's go in before we get cold.
Spike:(OS)Ok.
(They go in but stop)
Vice Principal Luna:You're not gonna stay out here alone are you?
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:No thank you.
(They go in after them we cut to inside)
Vice Principal Luna:Hello? Hello? Pardon us for intruding but our van just broke down and we could like to use your phone please. Is anybody home?
Jacob:This place is like Uber creepy.
Snails and Spike:Yeah. Uber creepy.
Vice Principal Luna:The only thing missing is a mindless zombie.
Snails:Now if only the rest of the gang were here man.
Vice Principal Luna:This place is outstanding and amazing.
Spike:(Whimpers)And scary!
Jacob:W-Wait a second you guys. (Looks around)Where's Wallflower?
Spike:I don't know. She was right here a second ago.
Snails:Yeah. You think the ghost got her?
Vice Principal Luna:There's no such things as ghosts Snails.
(A hand comes from behind the drapes and touches Luna on her shoulder causing her to get startled)
Vice Principal Luna:AH!
(Cuts to Snails)
Snails:AH!
(Back to the drapes, Wallflower peeks behind them gigglingly snickering we cut back to Snails)
Snails:Wallflower!
(Cuts to Jacob)
Jacob:What's that for?
(Cuts to the scene, she comes from behind the drapes)
Wallflower:Oh just something I've been wanting to do. (Cuts to her and Luna)Scare the pitooty out of Vice Principal Luna!
(Puts her hands at Luna who hits her back with the pocketbook)
Vice Principal Luna:You do know young lady that I am your vice principal and I could expel you for that.
Wallflower:Yeah but I just couldn't help myself.
Jacob:Well. We should find some rooms to sleep in.
Vice Principal Luna:Jacob you're with me.
Wallflower:Snails and Spike can take a room with me.
Snails:Yeah, some sleep is just what we need.
(A suit of armor's sword comes slicing down and causes Spike to jump into Wallflower's arms)
Wallflower:Calm down boy. Just a rusted bolt.
(Picks it up saying that)
Spike:I hope we make it till the morning.
Snails:Me too.
(Cuts to Luna and Jacob in their room on a bed for the masters of the house)
Jacob:I gave up all that chunkiness for you Miss Luna.
Vice Principal Luna:Yes and I told you, you don't have to look the fittest to get a girl. You've got a thin muscular built.
Jacob:What's that mean?
Vice Principal Luna:It's a complement.
Jacob:Oh.
(Cuts to Wallflower with Snails and Spike)
Wallflower:I know this place is spooky but it's the only place for miles.
Snails:I'm gonna go sleep in the van.
Spike:Me too.
Wallflower:Oh come on you guys! It's late and we haven't got anywhere else to stay at!
Snails:Ok.
Spike:Ok.
(We fade to the clock which strikes midnight)
(And we see a figure walking along the walls cackling we cut to Luna and Jacob's room where they sleep soundly and we cut to Snails, Spike and Wallflower's room where Snails and Spike get up)
Snails:Like let's go find the kitchen Spike, I'm starving.
Spike:Me too.
(They go out the room leaving Wallflower by herself, she gets up after they leave)
Wallflower:I think now would be a good time to look for clues 
(Luna and Jacob come over)
Jacob:Let's split up. Luna and I will check up here.
Wallflower:And I'll investigate a creepy closet.
(Cuts to the kitchen where Snails makes a sandwich)
Snails:Now all we need is a little mustard.
(Spike licks his lips)
Spike:Mmmmmm. Yeah, mustard.
(A hand enters the frame)
Voice:Here ya go!
(They turn to see the Poltergeist and freakout)
Snails:Zoinks!
(The Poltergeist is confused and we cut to a closeup of him and he hands a jar of Dijon mustard)
Poltergeist:Oh, do you prefer Dijon?
Spike:GHOST!!!!!!!!!!
(They run off)
Poltergeist:Ghost? Wait I'm a friendly one like Casper!
(Cuts to Wallflower opening a closet where)
Wallflower:Hey, what's this?
(Picks up a fog machine)
Wallflower:Jinkies! A fog machine.
(Cuts to Snails and Spike running)
Snails:AAAHHHHH!
Spike:Help, help! Ghost! Help!
Poltergeist:Ohright I lied, I'm not friendly.
(Cuts to Jacob and Luna walking)
Jacob:Hey Vice Principal Luna, look at this.
(Show her glowing paint)
Vice Principal Luna:Glowing paint? What's that doing here?
Jacob:I don't know. It might be a clue.
(They spot a painting with eyes looking at them)
Vice Principal Luna:Strange.
(They go over and Luna looks at it)
Jacob:This painting could be a clue.
(The Poltergeist leaps out of the painting cackling)
Vice Principal Luna:Goodness!
Jacob:What happened?!
Vice Principal Luna:Some creature leaped out of this painting at me!
Jacob:It was probably your imagination.
Vice Principal Luna:Perhaps.
Jacob:Let's go see what the others have found.
(They go off we cut to Wallflower who finds a clue)
Wallflower:Jinkies! A map! It's a clue. Better go find the others.
(Cuts to the group in the master bedroom where they go over the clues they found)
Jacob:Alright so the only clues we've found were a fog machine, glowing paint and a map. It's not much.
(Cackling is heard and they look around and Snails and Spike hold each other and the Poltergeist attacks the group and Vice Principal Luna summons her chi)
Vice Principal Luna:I got this! (Acts like Daphne in the Scooby-Doo movie kicking the door open and Luna is about to kick the monster but it gets the upper hand when she opens her eyes to karate kick it)Yah!
(Grabs her by the hair)
Vice Principal Luna:Hey, hey, hey! Watch the hair! You're messing up my hair!
(Kicks the Poltergeist causing it to crotch over in pain and goes down and Luna goes over to the others)
Vice Principal Luna:Everyone stand back! Especially you Jacob. (Makes a fighting pose with her fist to her palm)I'll protect you.
(The Poltergeist's hand bursts through the floor causing Luna to turn around in shock and Snails and Spike are so scared that they jump into Wallflower's arms causing her to fall we cut to Luna)
Vice Principal Luna:Oh my!
(It's hand comes back up trying to grab Luna and she shrieks and repeatedly hits it with her pocketbook purse)
Snails:We gotta get outta here!
Spike:Spikey-Doo! I'm with you!
(They run off and Happy Haunted Sunshine House plays)
Ward Dotson:Come on baby let's take my car to the place where dreams come true. It's a mile off the interstate, and if you wanna dance well that's there too. At the Happy Haunted Sunshine House we can groove. Oh yeah. (Instrumental plays) Well there's cobwebs! Everyone's dead! But once the sunshines in! We'll paint the place reeeeeed! Don't be! Don't be scared girl! But when we monster mash! It's out of this world! Come on baby kick off your shoes, wave your hands from side to side come on baby we'll dunk our heads in the apple bin, maybe if your lucky you'll be mummified. Bup-pa-bupa. Abup-a-ba. Bup-a-bupa. Maybe if your lucky you'll be mummified. At the Happy Haunted Sunshine House!
(They run through a hallway and then hide in a closet as the Poltergeist runs past it and they open the door and the Poltergeist is in the closet with them, they see him and run off and he chases after them, they run around and Spike jumps on Snails's back and this causes Snails to stumble backwards and onto the Poltergeist and he gets mad and they run off, we cut to A parlor where the gang are hiding in and the Poltergeist looks around crawling on the floor and Wallflower is hiding in-between the cushions of the couch and the Poltergeist is about to attack and she puts his head in-between them and runs off we cut to inside the fireplace where the Poltergeist looks up to see someone is in the chimney and he sees Jacob who falls down onto the Poltergeist and runs out of the chimney though the fireplace we cut to Snails and Spike running and we see Vice Principal Luna running and we see Wallflower being chased by the Poltergeist and Jacob runs from the Poltergeist and Spike runs off and we cut to them running past the staircase and running back only this time they run up the staircase and they run around on and Snails is running with Spike on his back and we see the Poltergeist running with Snails and Spike on his back and the Poltergeist is on all fours and we see the gang running and they all run down the stairs and we see the gang hiding and Spike sneezes and this gets the Poltergeist's attention and they run off ditching the costumes and we end the chase and cut to the dinning hall where Snails is dressed as a waiter and the Poltergeist comes running in)
Snails:Hello there. Welcome to our finest dining establishment.
(Spike comes in dressed like a chef)
Spike:Bonjurno, and welcome to our finest dining establishment. We look forward to serving you this fine evening. We have custard pie. Would you like that?
Poltergeist:Sure. Lemme have it!
(A custard pie is thrown in his face we cut to Snails and Spike who is the one who threw it)
Spike:(Beats his paws together)It looks like he got his just desserts.
(Snickers and Snails joins in on it and the Poltergeist is mad and they become scared and run off ditching the costumes)