"Doctor Goondis' Rap" by Doctor Goondis and the Plupples

== History ==
"Doctor Goondis' Rap" was sung by Doctor Goondis and the Plupples to counteract Maizey's insults.
== Lyrics ==
DOCTOR GOONDIS (with PLUPPLE BACKUP)
Doctor Goondis,
Doc-Doctor Goondis,
Doctor Goondis,
Doc-Doctor Goondis,
Doctor Goondis,
Doc-Doctor Goondis,
Doctor Goondis,
Doc-Doctor Goondis
DOCTOR GOONDIS
My name is Doctor Goondis,
And I’m here to say:
You will soon straight-up die today
All my little Plupples know, I’m perfectly sane
So now it’s time to play my funny little game
My giant fuckin’ Plupple’s gonna kill you dead
But here’s a little something from the top of my head:
DOCTOR GOONDIS (with PLUPPLE BACKUP)
Doctor Goondis
Doc-Doctor Goondis
Doctor Goondis
Doc-Doctor Goondis
[short instrumental change]
DOCTOR GOONDIS
All the Plupples in the house say:
Hoo! Duh, goo goo agh bleh!
ALL PLUPPLES
Hoo! Duh, goo goo agh bleh!
DOCTOR GOONDIS
Brreah, brreah! Boom, boom, ma’am!
ALL PLUPPLES
Brreah, brreah! Boom, boom, ma’am!
DOCTOR GOONDIS
Goondis, Goondis. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
ALL PLUPPLES:
Goondis, Goondis. Heh, heh, heh, ha!
Goondis, Goondis. Heh, heh, heh, ha!
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