Big Bone Wigga

Big Bone Wigga (A.K.A Wigga) is a member of Squad 5 of the Gallian Militia. He's well known for his one-of-a-kind crunch sounds which he once lost the ability to do after the death of his close companion, The Crunchmaster 4000.
== History==
Wigga's Story Begins in Medieval England in 1040. He was born into a small family and his original name was forgotten and did fuck all his entire life.
During his life, a wizard cast a strange form of mysterious m a g i c and said to himself "what the fuck was that". This magic made him immortal, he discovered when a wasteman attempted to stab him 87 times in the chest. He then proceeded to break many laws because of his new found power. Wigga then proceded to walk around roughly 875 years doing nothing but eating breadsticks and wooden sticks. Then he came across a strange object which would amplify all sounds he made, he then discovered the ability to crunch at enormous levels using breadsticks and the object he found. He called this object "The Crunchmaster 4000". Then The Crunchmaster 4000 died and Wigga went on a rampage burning down 13 orphanages and 16 elderly homes whilst screaming.
He recently reaquired his cruch ability, thanks to the new compatriot he's gotten, now called the Crunchmaster 4000-A1. 
Later he discovered an innate ability which he calls "Jason". With Jason he can access and talk to people through telepathy, an example of what his ability has done, is when he used it to persuade 2nd Lt. Halo Chief to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 
During the first Europan war he was annihilated by a Valkyrie explosion whilst operating a light tank. Luckily because of his curse from the wizard he came out alive, but at a price. His skin was completely burnt off and he has proceeded to try and be on the good side of Valkyries due to him not wanting to be eviscerated again. 
==Trivia==
* Hates the French with a passion.
* Uses "Jason" to get away with many crimes.
== Gallery ==
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