Fight!

Fight!,is the second episode of the nicktoon,The Patrick Show. The plot is that Mugget challenges Patrick to a fight.
==Transcript==
(Shows Rusty Patties)
Cap: GAH! That fat starfish is late!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRIIICCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Huh? Is there donuts involved?
Cap: NO!! But'cha better get here now if ya want your life.
Patrick: Not life! I WANT DONUTS!!
Cap: Fine. NOW GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Patrick gets his pants on,and it shows his butt.)
Patrick: DONUTS!!
(Patrick falls down the stairs.)
Patrick: Derp. What should I have for breakfast?
(Patrick eats snail food.)
Patrick: Ugh! That cereal is disgusti...OOH!! Yummy aftertaste.
Cap: Boy!!! 5 seconds left!!
Road Runner: Meep-Meep.
Patrick: That pizza better be free!! It took....12 hours!!!
Road Runner: MEEP!!
Patrick: Oh yeah. 5 seconds.
(Patrick rides the Road Runner to work.)
Cap: If he doesn....
Patrick: I'm here!!
Cap: Oh boy.
Charline: Hello,Mr. Cap and Mr. Patrick. Can I have a salad?
Patrick: Mr. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. She said a bad word!
Cap: What?
Patrick: The S word.
Cap: IT BURNS!!! Okay,but it'll cost you double.
Charline: Okay.
Cap(Whispering): Boy-o,get some lettuce and a bowl. I'll take care of the rest.
Patrick runs to the kitchen,and trips Mugget.
Mugget: GAH! Ya got ketchup all ova me face!!! That' aint part of the wrestlers code. After you...er,"work",I challenge you to a fight. Behind the dumpster.
Patrick: Do I get donuts,fireworks,or pizza?
Mugget: Ya get pain,Tubby!
Patrick: No one calls me Tubby,your on!
Cap: BOY!! GO DO YER WORK!!!!!!!
Charline: Aren't you being a tad harsh,Mr. Cap?
Cap: Lil' Charline,when you grow up,there's one thing important in your life,MONEY!!!
(A musical number starts to play.)
Freddie: HMPH.
Mugget: Oh,god.
Cap: Money,it's my fav-or-ite thing. Money,it makes the world spin! Money,truly the best! MONEY!!! Better then the rest. M-O-N-E-Y!!! Cash,it's truly the best. Moo-lah,too good to be true. MONEY,MONEY,MONEY...MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charline: That was a bit harsh to all of us,Mr. Cap.
Patrick: Uh,Lettuce? I think....oh!! Here's the salad!!!
(Patrick gets a box of raw patties,and throws it in the fryer.)
Patrick: Ranch!!
(Patrick gets a bottle of Coke and spills it on the "salad".)
Patrick: Oh!! Here's the bowl!!
(Patrick gets a blender and blends the food.)
Cap: ARE YA DONE WITH YER SALAD?
Patrick: Yep.
Charline: Um,Mr. Cap,I don't wanna be picky,but I don't think this is salad.
Cap: YOU IDIOT!! That aint salad. Maybe you should be a cashier.
(Shows a montage of Patrick failing at all jobs.)
Patrick: This is fun!!
Cap: No! You made he bathroom a mess,when it was clean!! Ya gave a paper clip for change....and YOU GAVE SOMEONE SOMETHING FOR FREE!!!!!! Now,it's time for Sign duties. Can ya spin a sign?
Patrick: Sure!!
Kid: Mommy,look at him,spinning that sign.
Mom: Stay in school,Billy,stay in school.
French Narrator: TWELVE HOURS LATER...
Patrick: Yay!! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!
Mugget: Not so fast,Tubby!! Remember our fight?
Patrick: Oh,yeah! AND NO ONE CALLS ME TUBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The two wrestle into the dumpster,and are dumped into an arena.)
Fish: And today,Former Bikini Bottom Wrestling Champ weighing in at 300 pounds,MUGGET!!!
Other Fish: On the other corner,village idiot,lover of pizza,weighing in at.....TOO MANY POUNDS,PATRICK!!!!
Mugget: HI-YAH!!
(Mugget uppercuts Patrick.)
Patrick: That tickles!
Mugget: He's hard to crack!
(Mugget dive bombs Patrick.)
Patrick: That tickles!!
Mugget: Sigh. TIME FOR.....THE PAINFUL PUNISHING PERPETUAL PANCAKE SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cap: Say that three times fast.
(Charline is covering her eyes,but peeking.)
Freedie: HMPH HMPH HMPH!!!
Cap: Not bad,Fred.
Stevent: Hello. What have I missed?
Cap: Not much,Steve.
Stevent: MAYOR STEVENT!!!
(Mugget does the painful punishing perpetual pancake smash,but he bounces off of Patrick.)
Patrick: Taste armpit,Tubby!
(Patrick opens his armpit,and the BO KO's Mugget.)
Fish: PATRICK...WINS!!
(Mugget wakes up in a hospital.)
Nurse: Welcome to Weenie Hut General.
Mugget: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Episode Ends.)
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