Funniest Valentine

Funniest Valentine was a powerful Grugandan Stand user who fought alongside Xanos in the Golden Legion, hoping to become known as the true "winner" of the Omniverse.
Valentine, originally known as Unfunny Valentine, grew up in Gruganda, and fought in the GRUF during the First Weeaboo invasion. Known for his signature catchphrase of "Damn Right" and his competitive nature, he would find a place as young prince R.Jude's second in command during the battle of Weeaboo Storehouse 96, and saw the end of the war. Unfunny helped train multiple Grugandan soldiers in the years after, including Obigande Mobidaya, though he was infamous for being a harsh and demanding sergeant, and was eventually dishonorably discharged after two of his cadets died during a training session. Frustrated with the "loosers" who couldn't understand his methods, Unfunny did not assist his homeland during the Second Weeb invasion and Racism War, seeking work as mercenary in distant lands. At some point, Unfunny desecrated the corpse of Lil Pumplestiltskin, stealing his stand disc "Dark Liam Neeson" for himself. 
In 4329 AMS, Unfunny's life changed. Attempting to loot abandoned homes in Zombinegrend as it sank into the sea, Unfunny accidentally activated a V1s0rak teleportation device that had belonged to the LKSS, and found himself ejected from the Last Land and into the Mattress Realm in a 1-in-a-million quantum malfunction. It was there he met Xanos and the Ice Genie, who he regaled with stories of his homeland, and the strange goings on therein. Fascinated, Xanos offered him a place as one of his lieutenants. Now more powerful than ever, "Funniest Valentine" hoped to return back to Gruganda as a conqueror, with dreams of lording over the "loosers" back home.
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