Toupee

Toupee is the first segment of the seventh episode of the second season of Team Pahkitew: The Super Show!. It is accompanied by The Mark of Fernando.
== Summary ==
A porcupine named Inspector Clean comes to Pearl's house for house inspection and Pearl tries not to let Clog ruin her chance of keeping her house.
== Plot ==
In Team Pahkitew Headquarters, Shawn is eating a slice of pizza. Dave tells him to stop eating and that they have to get to Pahkitew Land to help Pearl le Pew clean up her house or she'll lose the building to Inspector Klean, a hedgehog from the Board of Sanitation. Shawn tosses out what is left of his pizza and Team Pahkitew rushes to the portal door. They say "I wish, I wish, with all my heart to play with friends in a land apart!" and go through the portal door to get to Pahkitew Land.
Meanwhile, in Pahkitew Land, the Pahkitew Land friends are helping Pearl clean her house by doing different chores. After Team Pahkitew enters Pahkitew Land, Pearl is relieved her friends are here and tells them to lend the gang a hand, which they do so. Pearl starts dusting off her bookshelf and Clog tickles her by crawling on her back. Kuki moves the dumpster aside to pick up an old newspaper for Wally to burn with his Flamethrower. She leaves to clean the rest of the house and more trash falls out of the chute onto the floor, which Wally promptly burns with his fire breath.
Nigel then flies over to Clog, who is eating a slice of pizza pulled out of her pouch, and tells her to hide under his wing. When the small Swampert becomes hesitant, Nigel explains to Clog that it is only temporary and that he promises to let her out once the inspection is done. Clog agrees to hide and crawls under Nigel's wing. Pearl's Cuckoo Bird then announces an incoming train, which rumbles the house as it passes over.
Just then, the doorbell rings and Nigel must answer it. He opens the door to find Inspector Klean. When Hoagie asks him if he has evicted any old ladies recently, the inspector responds no and that it is also why he is in such a bad mood. Looking around Pearl's house, though, Inspector Clean feels that it might help put him in a good mood. When the inspector accidentally bumps into Hoagie, the Feraligatr tries to wipe him clean, but he shoos him off, disgusted by his scales.
Noticing a pizza by the area where Abigail and Jane enter Pearl's house through the sewers, the inspector walks over to it. Jane and Abigail pop out of their hole and steal his toupee to play with it. Hoagie successfully convinces the inspector that Abigail and Jane are his friends. The inspector gets up and subtracts fifty points due to how dirty the sewer hole was. Just then, Clog starts tickling the pit of the wing that Nigel convinced her to hide under. When the inspector asks Nigel why is he laughing, Team Pahkitew tries to make an answer for their Braviary friend.
After a brief struggle of trying to keep his wing down, Nigel lifts his wing in laughter for Inspector Clean to find Clog. He then subtracts another hundred points for "keeping slimy pets at a location of family.", which Clog is offended of being called a pet and tries to attack the inspector, only for Kuki to cast a brief freeze spell on Clog. Inspector Clean tells Pearl that she might have to leave her house for good.
Later, while Inspector Klean is doing some calculations, Clog decides to go on top of his head. Inspector Klean feels Clog and asks what it is he feels. Shawn quickly says that it was leaky pipes. Before Dave can deny it, Inspector Klean happily subtracts yet another 50 points.
Jane and Abigail are playing with the inspector's toupee. Hoagie goes over and tells Abigail and Jane to fetch cheese sticks, which he pulls out of his pouch and throws into Pearl's kitchen. Abigail and Jane drop the toupee for the cheese sticks. Hoagie grabs the toupee and tells Nigel to grab Clog off the inspector's head. Nigel calls for the inspector and he comes over. When Nigel grabs him with his talons, the inspector yelps in pain and then evicts Pearl for "having friends attack a city official."
Later still, just when the inspector is about to finalize the eviction, Clog decides to come off his head to reveal the inspector's hair had grown back, much to his surprise. While he thinks it was the water from the leaky pipes, Dave tries to explain that it was not, but Shawn elbows him before he does. Inspector Klean goes on to tell them that he had not had hair since he was five years old. He changes his mind about evicting Pearl and tells the Meowth that she passed inspection, this time, much to her relief. As this happens, Clog's Pahkitew Badge is lighting up because she saved Pearl from eviction all by herself.
Right after Inspector Klean leaves, Pearl apologizes to Clog for not letting her help pass the inspection and asks her how she can make up to her. Clog asks Pearl if she can sleepover at her house and Pearl agrees, leading everyone into a pillow fight. Team Pahkitew brings out the portal orb, say "I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time!" and go back to headquarters.
Once Team Pahkitew is back at the headquaters, the brick wall behind the team bursts apart. Relieved, the team decides that "When things are right in Pahkitew Land, they're right!" and laugh as the episode ends.
== Quotes ==
(In Team Pahkitew Headquarters, Shawn is eating a slice of pizza.)
Dave: Stop eating that pizza! We have to get to Pahkitew Land to help Pearl le Pew clean up her house or she'll lose the building to Inspector Klean, a hedgehog from the Board of Sanitation!
Shawn: Okay!
(Shawn tosses out what is left of his pizza and Team Pahkitew rushes to the portal door.)
Team Pahkitew: I wish, I wish, with all my heart to play with friends in a land apart!
(Team Pahkitew goes through the portal door.)
----(Meanwhile, in Pahkitew Land, the Pahkitew Land friends are helping Pearl clean her house by doing different chores.)
Pearl: Oh, Team Pahkitew! Thank goodness you've arrived! Can you lend me a hand?
Ella: Sure. Anything for you.
Pearl: Oh, thank you.
(Pearl starts dusting off her bookshelf and Clog tickles her by crawling on her back. Kuki moves the dumpster aside to pick up an old newspaper for Wally to burn with his Flamethrower. She leaves to clean the rest of the house and more trash falls out of the chute onto the floor, which Wally promptly burns with his fire breath.)
----(Nigel then flies over to Clog, who is eating a slice of pizza pulled out of her pouch.)
Nigel: Hide under my wing. When the small Swampert becomes hesitant, 
Clog: Why would I wanna do that?
Nigel: It's only temporary. I promise I'll let you out once the inspection is done.
Clog: Oh, alright.
(Clog crawls under Nigel's wing.)
Pearl's Cuckoo Bird: Incoming train! 
(Incoming train rumbles the house as it passes over.)
----(Doorbell rings.)
Nigel: I'll get it.
----(When the inspector accidentally bumps into Hoagie, the Feraligatr tries to wipe him clean, but he shoos him off, disgusted by his scales.)
(Jane and Abigail pop out of their hole and steal his toupee to play with it.)
Clean: Hey! My toupee! Give it back!
----Clean: Because of how dirty the sewer hole is, I'm removing fifty points.
----Clog: Why are you laughing, Nigel?
----(After a brief struggle of trying to keep his wing down, Nigel lifts his wing in laughter for Inspector Clean to find Clog.)
Clean: That's another 100 points gone for keeping slimy pets at a location of a family.
Clog: (offended) Why you--
(Clog tries to attack the inspector, only for Kuki to cast a brief freeze spell on Clog.)
Clean: You know what, Pearl? You might have to leave this house. For good.
----(Jane and Abigail are still playing with the inspector's toupee.)
Hoagie: Hey, fetch some cheese sticks!
(Hoagie pulls some cheese sticks out of his pouch and throws them into Pearl's kitchen. Abigail and Jane drop the toupee for the cheese sticks.)
(Hoagie grabs the toupee.)
Hoagie: Nigel, try to grab Clog off the inspector's head.
Nigel: Got it. Hey, Inspector! Over here!
Clean: What is it?
(Nigel tries to grab Clog with his talons, but the inspector yelps in pain.)
----Clean: Ouch! Ow ow ow ow ow! That's enough! Pearl, I'm evicting you for having your friends attack a city official! You're out of here!
(Clog decides to come off his head, but struggles, until Nigel manages to rip him straight off, not only hurting the inspector's head, but also revealing the his hair had grown back.)
Clean: (screams) OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That smarts! My head! My-- my-- (feels his hair) My hair. It's back. (happy) MY HAIR IS BACK!!! (laughs) It must've been the water from the leaky pipes.
Dave: Actually, it wasn't really the water--
(Shawn elbows Dave.)
Shawn: (quietly) Shut up.
Dave: Ow.
Clean: (giddily) This is amazing! Why, I never had my hair since I was five years old. I've changed his mind about evicting you, Pearl. You've passed the inspection.
Pearl: Phew!
(Clog's Pahkitew Badge is lighting up because she saved Pearl from eviction all by herself.)
Inspector Clean: Well, see ya!
(Inspector Clean leaves.)
Pearl: Oh, Clog, I'm so sorry I didn't let you help pass the inspection. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Clog: Can I sleepover at your house?
Pearl: Sure.
Clog: Oh, thank you.
----Everybody: PILLOW FIGHT!
----(Team Pahkitew brings out the portal orb.)
Team Pahkitew: I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time!
----(Once Team Pahkitew is back at the headquaters, the brick wall behind the team bursts apart.)
Ella: I think we've all learned something today.
Sky: I couldn't agree more.
Ella and Sky: When things are right in Pahkitew Land, they're right!
(Everybody laughs.)
== Trivia ==
* The plot of the episode is based on the Super Mario Bros Super Show live action segment of the same name.
Category: Team Pahkitew: The Super Show! Episodes