Tree Hugger

"Tree Hugger" is a parody of The Beatles' "Paperback Writer".
==Lyrics==
Dear Sir or Madam, try to remain calm.
But there's this fucking loser on thamike.com
He preaches of environmental woes, but
Jackoffs like him are a dime a dozen so fuck freedom writer,
Fuck freedom writer.
He's a little moron with a little dick.
Delusional or just retarded, take your pick.
His mindless dronings gone on for days.
Why does he think people give a shit what he says? Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer.
He should buy a bullet and borrow a gun.
He bores the living shit out of everyone.
He could be amusing if he weren't that lame.
But he's so pathetic, it's a goddamn shame. Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer.
If you hate bad spelling and poor grammar, then
avoid the post entitled 'how it all ends'.
And if you care about the environment.
Save yourself the headache and watch CNN, Fuck freedom writer!
Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer. Fuck freedom writer.
Fuck freedom writer. Fuck freedom writer.
==Notes of Interest==
*This parody was made in response to a discussion on thamike.com with a visitor calling themselves "freedom writer" (suspected to be Tha Mike's cousin, Creu).
Category:Parodies