The Presentation

"The Presentation" is the tenth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 10th overall.
==Plot==
Carl and Stan attempt to hack the Box Productions presentation with the help of Morgan Gam.
==Transcript==
[Begins with Jasbre on the phone with Dan.]
Jasbre: Have you checked your mail yet?
Dan: (on phone) Yeah?
Jasbre: You think he’s gonna reveal anything that’ll be competitive enough?
Dan: (on phone) What are you suggesting?
Jasbre: We should go to this upfront this year.
[We then cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to Carl, Gary, Thomas and Stan with Morgan Gam.]
Carl: ...Well, what's the price?
Morgan Gam: Remove my blacklist from the valley.
Carl: What did he do again?
Gary: He attempted to hack into all the computers and shut down every company in the valley as a protest to the laws.
Stan: Which laws?
Gary: The ones that don’t allow you to hack and shut down companies.
Carl: Well, I don’t know if we can provide that.
Morgan Gam: Well that’s my only price, that or the destruction of one company in the valley.
[All four guys look at each other, we then cut to CrazySponge on a stage in a huge room with a ton of seats, reading cards.]
CrazySponge: “With the addition of Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach 2, it makes Current look like a garbage pit!” ‘’Cue in the laugh’’
[We hear a fake laugh track.]
CrazySponge: “And now, new Box Productions worker, Polar!”
[We pause for a few seconds, CrazySponge looks around.]
CrazySponge: Where the fuck is she?
[We cut to FireMatch in the audience on his laptop.]
FireMatch: She’s on her way sir, she just got back from the doctor’s.
CrazySponge: For what?
FireMatch: Well remember when you broke her leg?
[Some workers pause from setting up the stage and look at him. CrazySponge looks around.]
CrazySponge: No, that wasn’t me, that was the stairs that I pushed her down. I mean, her abusive boyfriend!
FireMatch: Sir as far as i’m concerned she’s not dating anyone.
CrazySponge: SHUT UP!
[Polar walks into the big room.]
PolarTem: Sorry i’m late.
CrazySponge: You better be.
PolarTem: Can I borrow your cue cards?
CrazySponge: You can’t borrow these, they’re mine!
PolarTem: Matchy do you have the script on your computer?
FireMatch: Yyyeah.
[Matchy walks over with his computer in hand and she begins reading off of the screen.]
PolarTem: “Welcome to the Box Productions Company Wide Meeting of 2020”
[We then cut to all four guys talking to Morgan Gam.]
Morgan Gam: So you want to hack into their presentation and put these videos, pictures and audio clips into it?
Stan: Yes.
Carl: We can’t do this anymore and if we quit he’s going to blacklist US!
Morgan Gam: Well, I do enjoy fucking over companies. But wouldn’t they be able to track us?
Gary: I’ve worked in their tech department, they have no trackers on their website as far as I know, CrazySponge called them a waste of time, space, energy and human work.
Thomas: Well I don’t know, I think they have been talking about finally adding them after a cyber attack from Grape Studios.
Carl: What did they do?
Thomas: They attempted to steal a couple of spin-offs from Box Productions.
Morgan Gam: Well, I'm in. When do we start?
[We cut to the exterior of the Box Productions HQ, many people are pouring into the building, as well as Carl, Stan and Morgan, a bouncer pauses them.]
Bouncer: Who’s this?
Carl: They’re a friend here to help us with moving a big computer in our office. I'm Carl Fabbro and this is Stan Jonathan, we’re interns.
Bouncer: (looks at the 3) Okay.
[They are allowed into the building, we cut to them setting up in Carl’s office.]
Stan: You know, i’ve never noticed how many Cheez-its you have, it’s like, the cheez-it dimension.
Carl: Shut uuup.
[We then cut to CrazySponge behind the curtain, he’s jumping up and down while drinking water.]
FireMatch: Do you think that’s a good idea?
[CrazySponge looks at him, scowling, then throws up water and begins coughing all over.]
FireMatch: Are you okay?
[CrazySponge continues coughing up the water.]
CrazySponge: Yes i’m okay you damn fool.
Stagehand: 30 seconds sir.
[CrazySponge stops coughing and looks at Polar.]
CrazySponge: You remember your lines?
PolarTem: Yep.
[Polar then vomits into the nearest garbage can.]
CrazySponge: What the fuck’s wrong with you?
PolarTem: ...Nothing.
Stagehand: You’re on!
[We cut to the perspective of the audience, we hear an AI Voice.]
AI Voice: This is your last reminder to keep your phones away.
[CrazySponge walks onto the stage, the audience begins clapping.]
CrazySponge: Welcome! Welcome fellow Box Productions workers, coders, writers, creative geniuses! To the 2020 Company Wide Presentation!
[We then cut to a security camera viewing the stream as we then see a security guard taped up in the corner, as Carl, Stan and Morgan Gam set up a computer system on the desk, they grab one of their phones and call Thomas.]
Thomas: (on phone) Okay we’re on.
Gary: (on phone) We’re watching the Simpsons too!
[Morgan cracks his knuckles.]
Morgan Gam: Gotta go fast.
[Morgan begins typing extremely fast, as we cut to another security room.]
Security Guard #2: (clicks radio) John, this is Red, come in. (clicks radio once more) John?
[We cut back to the security room Carl, Stan and Morgan are in. We hear the taped up guard’s radio go off.]
Carl: Shit!
[Carl runs over and clicks the radio]
Carl: (imitating guard) Yeah this is John, what’cha need Red?
Security Guard #2: (on radio) Just checkin’ in.
[Carl sighs in relief, we then cut to the presentation.]
CrazySponge: With the addition of Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach 2, it makes Current look like a garbage pit!
[Audience laughs.]
CrazySponge: And now, new Box Productions worker, Polar!
[Polar walks up onto the stage, audience claps and cheers.]
PolarTem: Welcome to the Box Productions Company Wide Meeting of 2020! Today i’ll be--
[Static takes over the screen behind her and both PolarTem and CrazySponge look at it, as it turns into pictures of CrazySponge doing bad things to his workers, including pushing Polar down the stairs from security cameras, as well as him stealing the patent from Gary’s desk, and him locking Carl and Stan in a room, as this occurs, audio of him berating employees is blasted over the speakers]
Audio CrazySponge: I ask you to get me my favourite meal from HooplaBurger and you bring me back this shit! Make sure to look behind you when you walk home, kid. [He smirks] I will personally whip your family into extinction if this happens again! [new audio piece] Tell Polar I will buy her company at any means necessary, ‘’’any’’’, and no one should be pissed if she mysteriously disappears. [new audio piece] As punishment you will write an episode of Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach. [new audio piece] DON’T THEY HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW HOOPLA BLAST?! [new audio piece] I don’t want people to know this but, I actually enjoy these food items! (continues eating) No one must know about my shit food taste… (continues to eat)
[We cut to Red’s office, he notices one of the security cams is out and runs over to the office all three are in, we cut back to the presentation where CrazySponge and Polar run off stage.]
CrazySponge: What the fuck is going on out there?!
FireMatch I have no clue, someone just took over the signal!
[We cut back to the room all three are in, 3 huge bangs are heard on the door, Carl, Stan, and Morgan Gam turn around and notice, the door then is broken down and security guard Red is shown, he takes out his gun.]
Security Guard #2: None of you move. (clicks radio) I found the people who hacked into the signal.
[We cut back to where CrazySponge and FireMatch behind the curtains at the presentation as the audio continues. A security guard runs up to them.]
Security Guard #3: They found the people who hacked into the signal!
[We then cut to CrazySponge’s office with the 3 in chairs, and multiple security guards around.]
CrazySponge: Carl and Stan, you two are fired, and Morgan? Don’t expect to ever be able to work in this town again, as well as you two. Now, get the FUCK out of my office, and never return!
[We cut to the three being escorted by the security out of the building, it’s nighttime, we then cut to the credit sequence, with Stewart and the Ave. by I Kill Cameron playing over the credits. Cut to the post credits sequence, FireMatch’s house, he’s checking his emails on his couch.]
FireMatch: Who the hell is Gary and why are they harassing me about my Cannabis law?
[End episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* Gary
* Thomas
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* PolarTem
* DanzxvFan8275
* TheJasbre202
* Morgan Gam
* Bouncer
* Security Guards
* Stagehand
==Trivia==
TBA
==Reviews==
* C+ - Kinda fell apart in the end - FireMatch
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