I Exploded On Santa's Lap

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NO CREEPERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG
Ssssssssteve made blocksssss for dinner
You know I ssssssstole 'em all
He said ,"Come, get your lightning on, we're goin' to the blackssssmith" 
Gonna visit Ssssanta and sssssit upon his knee
But all that I could think about was how not to ssssssselfdessssstruct
While waiting there for Ssssssanta, I thought that I'd explode
The urge grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was gonna get sssssaved by the bell
But when I sssssat down on Sssssanta's lap, he hollered "What, a sssswell?!"
I exploded on Ssssssanta'ssssss lap, now Christmasssss is gonna ssssstink for me
I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap, sulfur is Ssssteve'ssss gift from me
I asssked him for some lightning
I asssssked him for another life
I asssssssked him for eternal life but I'll get none of that
I assssked him for a lot of thingssss I'll have to do without
'Caussssse when I ssssat on Sssssanta's lap, I let ssssome ssssulfur ssslip out
I exploded on Ssssssanta'ssssss lap, now Christmasssss is gonna ssssstink for me
I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap, sulfur is Ssssteve'ssss gift from me
On Christmas Eve I sssssnuck out of my houssse without a sssssound
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
It wassss then that I sssssaw Notch next to the old pine tree
Hisss armsssss were full of TNT and they were all for Brother Ssssstevey (or me)
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
And the TNT blew a fart with such great force my body blew up
And ssssso I'll alwaysssssss cherissssh that sssspecial moment when 
I realized even old Sssssaint Notch makes explosionsssss now and then
I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap and Christmassss was a fart for me
I exploded on Sssssanta'sssss lap and Notch came with TNT
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