Joinees mentioned in the Book

Here's a list of the Joinees written about in the book, split into three sections, those mentioned in the main telling of the tale by their Joinee name, those mentioned by some other name, and those mentioned in the epilogue, likely to get updated with every further edition of the book.
==Joinees From The Main Story==
*Joinee Allison
*Joinee Anderson
*Joinee Armstrong
*Joinee Austin
*Joinee Banarjee
*Joinee Baxter
*Joinee Benjamin - the conspiracy theory nut Danny meets in a Paddington cafe
*Joinee Berens
*Joinee Bhoghall
* Joinee Bond - the security guard, founding member of Join Me Security
*Joinee Bos
*Joinee Vanden Bossche
*Joinee Burham
*Joinee Cobbett - the 2nd Joinee! The flatmate of Joinee Jonesy
*Joinee Cross
*Joinee Davies
*Joinee Downs
*Joinee Douglas
*Joinee Els
*Joinee Estelle - the 1st French Joinee!
*Joinee Flannery
*Joinee Fletcher
*Joinee Foley
*Joinee Fordham
*Joinee Garden
*Joinee Gibson
*Joinee Glanville - the gnome designer, also responsible for some of the book's photography, including front cover
*Joinee Graham
* 'Joinee Haman' - AKA Gaz, the Joinee who once wore a Care Bear costume
*Joinee Harfield
*Joinee Hope
*Joinee Hopkins
*Joinee D'Huyvetter
*Joinee Inge
*Joinee Jack
*(ex) Joinee Jade 
*Joinee James
*Joinee Jenni
*Joinee Jennings
* Joinee Jess
*Joinee Jonathan
*Joinee Jonesy - the 1st Joinee! Ever! The flatmate of Joinee Cobbett
*Joinee Jones
*Joinee Jones of Bath
*Joinee Khan
*Joinee Long
*Joinee Meldrum
*Joinee Michaels
*Joinee Nedelec
*Joinee Pyle
*Joinee Rachel
*Joinee Rosenburg
*Joinee Sansom
*Joinee Sabry
*Joinee Sarmah
*Joinee Saskia
* Joinee Saunders - Joinee 201, the heavy metal priest living in Inverness.
*Joinee Selby
*Joinee Simms
*Joinee Slootmaekers
*Joinee Smith, the Tenth
*Joinee Space Toad - the musician, card-reader, and creator of a cult, once, long ago
*Joinee Geert Stadeus
*Joinee Steven
*Joinee Summers
*Joinee Tatum
*Joinee Taylor
*Joinee Teller
*Joinee Thomas
*Joinee Turner
*Joinee Vallance
*Joinee Van Veen
*Joinee Vid
*Joinee Warren
*Joinee Watson
*Joinee Webster
* Joinee Whitby - the 1st GOLD Joinee!
*Joinee Wilkins
*Joinee Willis
*Joinee Wong
* Joinee Woollven
==Joinees Not Named==
Not using their Joinee title, that is. Obviously they have names, or I wouldn't be listing them here:
*The Newcastle Lads (Patrick, Ian, John, Ryan, Simon, Stephen, Tom)
*Vis a Vis’ (‘Wayne’ and ‘Christopher’) - musicians extrordinaire!
* 'Anders' - not to be confused with the other 'Anders' in the book
*‘Anya’
*'Bjorn'
*'Blijke'
*'Christof' - Joinee 1000, the quest-saver
*'Ciska'
*'Didier'
*Martijn Flatland
*'Geovanni'
*Joinee Glanvile's mum
*Hanne
*The Holter-Andersens
*'Huda'
*'Ian'
*‘Isle’
* ‘Joan’ - now known as Gold Joinee Joan
*'Johanne'
*'Joost'
*'Nathalie'
*'Nele'
*Paal Pedersen
*'Per'
*‘Philip’
*'Sophie'
*'Steiner'
*'Tamara'
*'Tanya'
*'Verona'
*‘Waldemar’
*'Wilfried'
*'Wilfried' (another one?) 
==Joinees From The Epilogue==
Dependant on successive editions of the book, and my ability to keep them updated.
* Joinee Singh (AKA Amar Singh) - not mentioned in the main story as a Joinee til the epilogue...
* Joinee Smith (Jason) - the Join Me Ambassador!