Gas Station Sushi

Gas Station Sushi is an item from The Saviors of Sunset City, being sold at Chilly's. It is one of two items from the campaign to have a table of effects. It is the favorite food of the Alchemist.
==Effects==
The player using the Gas Station Sushi must roll a d20, with the outcome being decided by the dice roll.
The effects are as follows:
#The user throws up the Gas Station Sushi in perfect condition.
#The user throws up the Gas Station Sushi in inedible condition.
#The user becomes permanently gay, but only towards fish.
#The user heals for 1d4.
#The user attracts a bear to their location.
#The user heals back to full health.
#The user gets spiked with drugs and falls asleep for two turns or one battle, whichever ends first.
#The user gets nausea, and has disadvantage on attack rolls for the next 5 turns or two battles, whichever ends first.
#The user poops themselves, but nothing else happens.
#The user chokes on the sushi, taking 2d4 + 1d4t piercing damage every turn, with t being the number of turns, -1. The user does not lose this effect until another character uses the heimlich maneuver on the user, wasting their action, or the user makes a DC 17 CON save to swallow the piece they were choking on.
#The user spontaneously combusts, taking 2d4 fire damage every turn until the flames are put out.
#The user is instantly brought to 1 HP, regardless of their current or maximum health.
#The user gains back one charge of a random ability or item.
#The user gets food poisoning, taking xd4 poison damage in an instant, x being determined by the outcome of a d8 roll.
#The user temporarily gains laser vision for 5 turns or 2 battles, whichever ends first. The lasers deal 4d4 fire damage in a 20ft line in front of the user.
#The user is guaranteed to dodge the next attack used on them.
#The user loses their vision for the next 5 turns or 2 battles, whichever ends first.
#The user gains the compulsion to eat human flesh.
#The user can now speak fluent Japanese.
#Nothing happens.
==History==
===The Saviors of Sunset City===
During their first visit to Chilly's, Spinflux and the Alchemist each buy a piece of Gas Station Sushi, the latter of which eating their peace and going on a cannibalistic rampage. The Alchemist targeted 10, who promptly transformed into Diamondhead, causing the Alchemist to lose interest and go after Spinflux, who spun his wheel, landing on Miracle. The miracle manifested a swordfish to his location, smacking the Alchemist and snapping him out of his cannibalistic rage.
As part of the mourning process after the death of Void Empyrean, the Alchemist bought a new piece of sushi, eating it and gaining the ability to speak fluent Japanese. He used it to shock everyone at the bar who was mourning, the sole exception being Oracle due to her pre-established fluency. He told them that they were all gay, being translated by Oracle, shocking 10, before the Alchemist started saying the infamous Shadow the Hedgehog copypasta in Japanese, prompting a shove from Big Red.
The next and final use of Gas Station Sushi was shortly after the defeat of Nolan Porter, after which the Alchemist ate it, threw it up in perfect condition, ate it again and healed to full health.
==Trivia==
*Gas Station Sushi, like its sister item, the Bottle of Assorted Pills, was made by Chris.
*The Gas Station Sushi's third effect is a reference to the infamous "gay fish" joke involving Kanye West, as featured in South Park.
*The Gas Station Sushi's fifth and seventh effects are references to the video the Gas Station Sushi video was based on.
**The third effect was primarily a reference to South Park, as stated above, but it may also reference the video.
Category:Items
Category:The Saviors of Sunset City