An Indigo Syndicate Soldier's Audio Log

This audio recording was discovered in x/xx/xx off the coast of [???] by some local fishermen, underneath some wreckage that drifted onshore. Miraculously, the recording survived. Judging by its contents, it belonged to a soldier of the Indigo Syndicate, presumably their final hours before their death.
[Recording begins]
Hello? Is this thing working? Hey, so here we are on one of the Indigo Syndicate's battleships, ready to take the fight to those demon scum at [???]. This thing's got everything, missiles, firepower, nukes, invincibility shields, lasers that can destroy planets, you name it! It's a goddamn powerhouse, as expected of the Indigo Syndicate! Hah! Those demon scum can throw whatever they have at us, we won't even have to break a sweat to take them down with this thing on our side!
We're getting pretty close to the [???] coast now. Our crew just sent out a feed to the enemy to announce our plans to them. Hah, I bet we really showed them we mean business! They're probably shaking in their gross little demon boots right now!
[The sound of something zooming closer can be heard in the distance]
So, we're gonna land, we're gonna bomb the shit out of those demonic savages, and we're gonna go in there guns blazing, exterminate every demon we find, and take down Tyrannical Overlord [???] once and for all!
... what? What the hell do you mean turn aro-
[The recording abruptly end here]
The recording made the rounds throughout [???], becoming the subject of mockery by many of its citizens.
"When I heard that noise I thought something bad must have happened. Nope, just some soldier boys getting their just desserts haha!"
"I hope they can reunite with their friends in the afterlife very soon!"
"Think about the real tragedy here: what's gonna happen to the fish!?"
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