The Washouts

Musical Guest: Rosie Mayfield, Yolanda Artemisia and Alina Golding
== Quotes ==
Mayor: Not bad, but it could use some salt!
League: This Army!
Flesh: Whoopsies!
Narrator: Today’s Episode, Hey! Who Stole My Face?. After a blender blunder, a skilled scientist conducts a risky medical procedure.
Bill the Lab Guy (Holding the Chief's arm): "Eenie-meenie-miney-moe, Is this The Mayor's? Yes or No?
Stinky diver: This doesn't look good anyone got any threes?
Flesh: Go Fish.
Mayor: That's not all I have that's new, check out my new rolling pin!
Narrator: One day later
Mayor: Get ready to feel the burn, action morons!
Stinky diver: Chief, have you lost your mind?
Mayor: No, just my face. I'm not The Chief, I'm The Mayor!
Narrator: "Hot town, summer in the city. Does the Action League deserve our pity? Find out in the Action-seared conclusion of Action League Now!"
Hot town, summer in the city, says the narrator! You ever seen the part when the mayor is about to send the action league into the bowl of salsa? I don’t think so, it happened to miss musician girl last week, the populars send her to the cup of hot chocolate, but failed, As "The Mayor" sends the Action League into the bowl of salsa, he asks if they are "feeling hot hot hot"
Emily: I never thought I'd say this, but pink is her favorite color.
Zach: Her glasses were quite fetching.
Oscar: She's like a beautiful blue gumdrop.
Narrator: Faces; exchanged, The Mayor: deranged, The League's funeral; arranged! As The Mayor says goodbye, The Chief says...
Criminal: That'll teach you to arrest hard-working criminals!
Chief: Justice! Good boy! Get me out of here!
Mayor: You feeling hot hot hot?
Chief: Not so fast, Mayor!
Mayor: Uh-oh, here's trouble!
Chief: Aaaah!
Narrator: The end.
Henry: Okay, as you know, Rosie, Alina, and Yolanda were supposed to be here on KaBlam! tonight to sing for us, but apparently, that Sasquatch screwed up
June: That's because they’ll do whatever it takes since they wouldn’t be here. Henry, put your hand over your face.
Henry: Okay, I'll do it! 
June: *smacks Henry's hand into his face*
Henry: Ow!
June: Anyways, since Rosie, Alina, and Yolanda aren’t in the building, our little friend Claire is gonna come out and sing for you. Get out here, Claire Crosby. 
Claire Crosby: Hey there guys. When I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, this is the song my dad sings to calm me down, and I’ll play my ukulele. (plays her ukulele and starts singing) ♪ My screaming little angel ♪ ♪ don't you cry ♪ ♪ my screaming little angel
Alina: (offscreen) cut the song! 
Yolanda: (offscreen) Hey guys, we’re here! Woop Woop!
Henry: Say hello to the first ever pop stars from Nintendo presents: New Style Boutique 3 - Styling Star
Henry & June: Rosie Mayfield, Yolanda Artemisia and Alina Golding!
Henry: so thanks for comin' on the show
Rosie: thanks for having us, guys
Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Square Garden is proud to welcome, the one, the only, Cosmic Girls!
[The crowd cheers. Oh yeah, you're probably wondering whatever happened. Well, Jimmy McGee has only one idea, and it is not a very good one.]
Jimmy McGee: [in high-pitched voice] Hi everyone, I'm Alina Golding. I'm Yolanda Artemisia.
[The crowd has stopped cheering and Jimmy McGee comes out on stage, wearing a pink dress and an orange wig, dressed up as Rosie Mayfield and using two Bratz dolls to portray Alina Golding and Yolanda Artemisia.]
Jimmy McGee: And I'm Rosie Mayfield! And we're The Cosmic Girls!
[There is a lot of chatter about the strange imposter.]
Jimmy McGee: 1, 2, 3.
[he starts doing some off-key singing.]
Jimmy McGee: ♪ Girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have That's all they really want Some fun . ♪
Girl: That's not the cosmic girls!
[The crowd boos Jimmy McGee and he is dragged offstage by a couple of guards.]
Guard: Come on, lady.
Jimmy McGee: I know, I know. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I know, I'm SORRY!!!! [in normal voice] I'm going!
Henry: Well, we've heard one of our musical guests, and then we've heard the other one, and another. Now, let's put 'em together and see what happens. Give it up for 
Henry and June: Rosie, Alina, and Yolanda! 
Yolanda Artemisia: I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says, 
Rosie Mayfield and Alina Golding: "When you gonna live your life right?"
Yolanda Artemisia: Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls, they wanna have fun
Rosie Mayfield, Yolanda Artemisia and Alina Golding: Oh girls just wanna have fun
Yolanda Artemisia: The phone rings, in the middle of the night
My father yells, 
Rosie Mayfield and Alina Golding: "What you gonna do with your life?"
Yolanda Artemisia: Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
Rosie Mayfield, Yolanda Artemisia and Alina Golding: That's all they really want
Some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, they want)
(Wanna have fun, girls)
(Wanna have)
Yolanda Artemisia: Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Rosie Mayfield, Yolanda Artemisia and Alina Golding: Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, they want)
(Wanna have fun, girls)
(Wanna have)
… They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun
(Just want, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun
… When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh, when the workin' day is done
Oh, girls, girls just wanna have fun
Everybody
Huh, huh
… They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls, girls just wanna have fun
(They just wanna, they just wanna) when the workin'
When the working day is done (they just want, they just wanna)
Oh, when the working day is done (girls, girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun
(crowd cheers)
Henry: And that’s our show!
June: let’s give a big hand for our musical guest,
Both: Rosie, Alina, and Yolanda!
Henry: Great show, girls.
June: Well done
(meanwhile, the boys scrape gum from the gymnasium bleachers as punishment for the way they treated the hosts]
Principal Marcus: Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more bleachers to go. Let's do it.
[The bullies grab their garbage bags and follow the rest of the bleachers. Back at Madison Square Garden, the sidekick is dragged outside by the guards.]
Jimmy McGee: Alright, guys. Alright. Alright. Alright, I'm out. I'm out.
[A guard opens up the dumpster.]
Jimmy McGee: Oh, is this necessary?
[they put him in the dumpster.]
Jimmy McGee: Oh, c'mon! Oh, is that necessary? Is that--
[The guards close the lid of the dumpster and walk back inside.]
Jimmy McGee: At least let me go back and get my purse.
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