Candy Island

Candy Island is an island in the middle of the treacherous Orange Ocean deep within the Gulf of Mexico. True to its name, it is made entirely of candy. 
The island is inhabited by a savage warrior race of candy people who are hostile to most outsiders. They had originally been a peaceful and enlightened people until Vice arrived on the island and taught them the meaning of hate. Now they know neither joy, pain, or sorrow; only anger and regret. Tia Safalin is a former member of this society, but she left in the early 1980s to make it big as a Hollywood actress. We all know how that went. 
== History ==
Candy Island has developed for millennia in effective isolation from the outside world. The island itself sits in the geographical dead center of the Orange Ocean in a notoriously treacherous region dubbed the Great White Line. This patch of sea is renowned for its increasingly convoluted and ridiculous hazards that exhibit substantial power creep over time in order to pad out the series. On either side of the Great White Line are regions of latitude known as Daddy's Belt which will whip the living shit out of any ships that attempt to cross them. 
=== First Contact ===
The first outsider to arrive on Candy Island was the ancient Greek poet Homer Simpson who arrived there during his long voyage that would later be recorded as Homer's Odyssey. (The Odyssey is a 100% factually true story, don't let anybody tell you differently.) Homer found himself washed up on the shores of Candy Island when his trireme sank after taking flensing fire from a passing corsair vessel waving a rainbow ensign. Dazed and confused he was rescued by the Candy Islanders who were ecstatic to receive news of the outside world. 
Homer brought his extensive knowledge of culture, literature and philosophy to the islanders, teaching them of many Greek inventions such as olives, gyros, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex and Oedipus. In turn, the islanders in their hospitality shared the infinite bounty their island provided. Eating only candy and nothing else caused Homer to develop severe jaundice permanently coloring his skin a fluorescent yellow. 
Homer would eventually leave the island on a raft of old gum wrappers held together with dried semen. 
=== Noon of Expression ===
Vice and his expedition team, following their altercation with the reanimated antediluvian geriatric King Tuckyashirtin, would find themselves drifting in the Soleado Ocean just off the coast of the Yucatan.