Song: Combs (Hoobs)

This is a song from Combs. 
== Combs (Hoobs) ==
'Cause combs are good for scratching 
You can't deny, it's true
It maybe made for something else 
But that's not all they do
Check this one, you're sure to shout
"That's gentle on my tum!"
Ooh, you could be right
I ought to fight
But that one's lots of fun
Now have a go with this one
Its spikes are a tighter set
It'll reach in all those areas
We've not quite scratched just yet
Under your arms
(Ooh, that's nice!)
It's scratchy charms will show themselves to you
Now that is fun, do the other one
Ooh, that's really quite nice too 
There's just this one comb left now
It's use has been made clear
If you got an itch you want to scratch
Just pop it over here
To get a scratch upon your back
Is very hard indeed
Sometimes it's hard to reach that itch
Another Hoob you'll need
Other combs won't beat that itch
You can't scratch it all alone
But if you got a tail comb, you can do, it, on, your, own
Category:Hoobs Songs