Fat pat: the fittening

Fat pat: the fittening was an upcoming movie that was supposed to wrap up Fat Pat (a canceled show). This movie was made to end it all, but I don't think I will ever release it properly. 
It was initially supposed to air as a Dimmwitt Channel special, and later on Netflix. Seeing as Dimmwitt is canceled, that can't really happen. A completed transcript was released on the 19th of May, it is a totally normal transcript, nothing wrong with it at all, nope.
== Synopsis ==
Patrick decides he misses SpongeBob and tries everything to get fit, so he can move back to Bikini Bottom.
== Transcript ==
patrick: hmmmm, i miss bikini bottom, i miss being fitter, happier and most importantly more productive.
Oh and comfortable
(Faticus walks in)
Faticus: hey Patrick you better not be drinking too much
Patrick: im not, im making sure i get regular excerise at the gym (3 days a week)
Faticus: patrick have you been getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries 
Patrick: yes, i feel truly at ease
Faticus: if you want to do that, you should start eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
Patrick: true. i guess i should be a patient, better driver too.
Faticus: as well as having a safer car (baby smiling in the back seat)
Patrick: im also sleeping well (no (bad dreams))
Faticus: Is there also no paranoia?
Patrick: yes, im also careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Faticus Have you been keeping in contact with old friends
Patrick: Yes in fact i even (enjoy a drink now and then)
Faticus: Do you frequently check credit
Patrick: Yes at a (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
Faticus: have you been Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
patrick: a pig in a cage on antibiotics
faticus: wow
== Trivia ==
* It was never supposed to be made. Fat Pats ending (which never really happened) was supposed to leave viewers thinking what Pat done after Fat Pat got cancelled
* It may air on the Underwater Channel. I don't really feel like finishing this movie though
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