Genie and Rottytops' Fun Wacky Adventure

Genie and Rottytops' Fun Wacky Adventure is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on August 15, 2018.
==Characters==
*Rottytops
*Genie
*Abner Cadaver
*Poe
*Samir the "Destroyer"
*Nefir Hasenuf
*Nefir's Imps
*Squid Baron (cameo)
*Bambadee (nametag)
*Mumble (nametag)
*Lovelace (nametag)
*Ramón (nametag)
*Erik (nametag)
*Aunt Arctic (nametag)
*Cadence (mentioned)
*The Penguin Band (mentioned)
==Transcript==
(At the mansion, the three zombies wake up from the bed)
*Rottytops: Good morning everyone.
*Abner: Ugh! Again?
*Poe: Oh boy, another day.
*Rottytops: Oh yeah. It's time to start up the day.
*Abner: Whatever.
*Rottytops: Can we start off with some breakfast?
*Poe: Yeah. We can do that.
*Rottytops: Alright, let's make some breakfast with brains on top!
(At the kitchen)
*Abner: You keep all the rotten food in the fridge?
*Rottytops: Yeah, it's not that bad.
*Poe: Just grab what you need.
*Rotytops: Oh boy.
*Abner: Not this again.
*Rottytops: Let's eat.
(Breakfast is served on the table)
*Rottytops: Ah, rotten eggs with dead lobster. I love it.
*Abner: Gross.
*Poe: Yummy.
*Rottytops: Yeah, i love the smell of dead chicken.
*Abner: Don't show me that.
*Poe: Sorry.
*Rottytops: Let start off with some rotten eggs.
*Abner: Not bad.
*Rottytops: They all taste great.
*Poe: I love these chicken wings.
*Abner: Yeah, pudding.
*Poe: Gotta taste the pudding.
*Rottytops: Tasty.
*Poe: What's that sound?
*Abner: Who's breaking into the house?
*Rottytops: I'll go check. That weird cartoony noise is coming out of nowhere.
*Poe: It's in the closet.
*Abner: It's really in the closet.
*Rottytops: I'll go check.
(In the living room)
*Rottytops: I wonder who goes there?
(In the bedroom)
*Rottytops: Come out, come out, whatever you are. I know you're in there. *open the closer door*
*Genie: Surprise!
*Rottytops: Genie, is that you?
*Genie: Yes. LACKA-CHUBBA! Ooh ooh ooh.
*Rottytops: Man, your funny.
*Genie: Sure i am. We have a lot of stuff to do.
*Rottytops: Anything you like to do?
*Genie: Sure. Let me go check in the other room. *open the secret closer door*
*Rottytops: Wait, where are you going?
*Genie: Follow me?
(In the secret lab room)
*Genie: Wow. This place is lit for a lab. Where's the inventions? Where's the music? I don't see anything?
*Rottytops: Check on the CD's. We have a lot to play.
*Genie: Whoa. Look at these nametags? Who own the songs? Bambadee? No. Mumble? No. Lovelace? No, too hot. Ramón? Too similar to me. Erik? No, too small. Aunt Arctic? Nah.
*Rottytops: Why are you taking out the nametags for?
*Genie: I don't know. How many penguins are using these songs to perform musical parts in sequences? I thought Cadence sing a song together with the Penguin Band. Squid Baron? *take Squid Baron's nametag off* Such a filler boss character. He's sneak into the mansion last week!
*Rottytops: I think it was Abner and Poe making all of these names up.
*Genie: If i weren't for them. We're going to sing our own sequence together.
*Rottytops: Alright, whatever you say.
*Genie: Where's the radio? I don't see a radio in here.
*Rottytops: Just check on the box. You'll see all the junk we have for fun.
*Genie: Oh boy, let me see. *check on the box* Where could that radio be? You have a lot of toys and you act like a child.
*Rottytops: I'm 16, duh.
*Genie: Whatever.
*Rottytops: By the way, i'm clumsy and i can't keep falling in love with wishes.
*Genie: Don't worry, no one is ever going to find a lover like you.
*Rottytops: You never had a friend like me.
*Genie: Ah ha, there it is. *found the radio*
*Rottytops: I have been so clumsy in life. For now on, hit the radio!
*Genie: I choose a hit.
*Rottytops: Just take the one from the nametag you just take out.
*Genie: Fine. Maybe this will help to start our morning. *play the music*
*Rottytops: Alright, it's starting.
*Genie: This feel like that we're in 2007.
*Rottytops: Oh boy, the good old days.
*Genie: Let's rap it up.
*Rottytops: Oh yeah.
*Genie: Sing it my dear.
*Rottytops:
The first time that I saw your eyes
Boy, you looked right through me, mmm, mmm
Play it cool, but I knew you knew
That Genie hit me, mmm, mmm
*Genie: Yo, we're the Genies of the World.
*Rottytops:
You got me trippin', stumblin', flippin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottytops:
You got me slippin', tumblin', sinkin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottytops: So in love with you.
*Genie: Genies of the World, we're gonna tune it up more for some hip-hop.
*Rottytops:
Can't breath, when you touch my straps
Butterflies so crazy, ummm, ummm
Whoa now? Think I'm goin' down
Friends don't know what's with me, mmm, mmm
*Genie: We're the Genies of the World, baby.
*Rottytops:
You got me trippin', stumblin', flippin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottytops:
You got me slippin', tumblin', sinkin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottyops: So in love with you.
*Genie: Uh huh. Oh yeah! This plays like the 90s. We rock the house up!
(Abner and Poe is hearing some noises from the lab in the living room)
*Abner: Stupid sound.
*Poe: I think the radio was on the whole time. Didn't you know?
*Abner: No. I'm grabbing milk.
*Poe: I better go back to my studies.
(Rottytops and Genie talk at the lab when the radio is on)
*Genie: You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me.
*Rottytops: This love sick thing.
*Genie: I like serious relationships and, uh.
*Rottytops: A girl like me don't stay single for long. Cause every time a boyfriend and I break up. My world is crushed, and I'm all alone.
*Genie: The love bug crawls right back up and bites me. And I'm back.
*Rottytops: Let's sing the end of the lyrics, shall we?
*Genie: Hakuna Matata.
She can't help it
The girl can't help it
*Rottytops: In love.
*Genie:
She can't help it
The girl can't help it
*Rottytops: Oh god.
*Genie:
She can't help it
The girl can't help it
*Rottytops: I'm back in love.
*Genie:
Girl can't help it
Woo, hoo, hoo
She can't help it
The girl can't help it
*Rottytops: I'm back in love, yeah.
*Genie:
She can't help it
The girl can't help it
*Rottytops: I'm back in love, yeah baby.
*Genie:
She can't help it
The girl can't help it *turn up the stereo*
*Rottytops:
You got me trippin', stumblin', flippin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottytops:
You got me slippin', tumblin', sinkin', fumblin'
Clumsy 'cause I'm fallin' in love
*Genie: In love.
*Rottytops: So in love with you. *trip over a bag of tokens* Oops.
*Genie: *turn off the radio* What happen?
*Rottytops: I accidentally trip over a bag of tokens.
*Genie: What is that suppose to mean?
*Rottytops: They're badges.
*Genie: Are they coins?
*Rottytops: It's suppose to look like a dime.
*Genie: They're from the arcade Silly Brain. Put them back and we'll have some breakfast.
*Rottytops: I mean how did you get all the way here? Didn't Aladdin told you so?
*Genie: We'll talk later.
*Rottytops: Funbrain.
(Rottytops and Genie show up in the living room with Abner and Poe)
*Rottytops: Hey boys.
*Abner: Holy raspberries! What kind of big blueberry is that?
*Rottytops: Show yourself.
*Genie: I am Genie. Also known as the Genie of the Lamp!
*Poe: Do you have a lamp? One of the lamps could be your home where you belong.
*Genie: I'm not from one of the lamps.
*Abner: Do you need anything to eat for breakfast.
*Genie: I want fried eggs with french fries.
*Abner: With french fries, that's not breakfast at all.
*Rottytops: Oh Genie, i forgot to tell you something. I already ate.
*Genie: What? Then i need to eat by the way. *make a big blue cotton candy and eat the whole thing* Tasty.
*Abner: Seriously? That was your breakfast? Gross. I'm out of here.
*Poe: Bye sister. Make sure you don't cause trouble with the blue ghost.
*Genie: Genie. G-E-N-I-E. Not ghost. I'm not haunted with the vampires and mummies.
*Rottytops: It's okay Genie. Not everyone have a attitude like us.
*Genie: What do you wanna do? Go fishing?
*Rottytops: Who fish for skeletons? I wanna go on a adventure.
*Genie: Correct. First adventure here we go! *warp with Rottytops*
(Rottytops and Genie warp to a desert to the town of Getzistan, but it was all destroyed with broken bricks on the ground)
*Rottytops: We're here! *see Getzistan* Jesus, what really happen in here?
*Genie: This is the town of Getzistan. It's always suppose to look like that. But boom! All destroyed and rushed.
*Rottytops: Oh, you didn't tell me about how you got into my mansion.
*Genie: It all started when me and Aladdin were discussing about a trip to the world. But Jasmine refused to go on a trip around the world. Ever since our last adventure with Shantae and company, i wanted to go find a place where i didn't have to be around people. I zoom to a portal and found you in the closet.
*Rottytops: But you surprised me. I saw you at the mansion.
*Genie: I don't live in your mansion. I was here to visit.
*Rottytops: We could have live on a island together with a bunch of friends giving out wishes to everyone.
*Genie: Three wishes my girl. Three wishes only!
*???: Halt! Who goes in the mercy of Getzistan.
*Rottytops: Holy lobster. What kind of bird warrior is that?
*Genie: That's Nefir Hasenuf. That's the man who's responsible for all the messes he caused and capitalize on the needs of those involved to obtain treasures.
*Nefir: Genie, we meet again. Young alien lady, what are you doing here?
*Rottytops: Alien? I'm a zombie girl. Don't you expect a young woman to take off her head. *take off her head*
*Nefir: Blah! My eyes. Put it back on!
*Rottytops: Sorry, duh. *put her head back on*
*Nefir: That was nasty. My henchman, come here!
*Nefir's Imps: *arrive from attention* Yes sir!
*Nefir: Greet those two brains into the land of Getzistan. By the way, fix this place up before someone freaks out over a broken door.
*Hippo Imp: Hi, nice to meet you. *shake hands with Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Nice to meet you.
*Genie: By the way, these imps used to remind me of those Webkinz if they have their heads sticked on a human's body.
*Crocodile Imp: Who you calling Webkinz blue genie?
*Genie: That's the name of the world the animals live in. The Magic W also shine like a rainbow in the sky when the rain is pouring out.
*Hippo Imp: We got some fixing to do. We'll be back. *he and his imps begin to fix the whole town of Getzistan*
*Rottytops: I don't get it. When they destroy it, they rebuild it back. Are you trying to trick us with your plans?
*Nefir: *laugh*
*Genie: What's so funny. You're not pulling our legs, are you?
*Nefir: Never Say Nefir.
*Rottytops: Nefir?
*Nefir: You said it! Now you're in big trouble young lady.
*Rottytops: I'm sorry. I didn't mean too. I was being silly and dumb at the same time.
*Nefir: Just kidding. Follow me.
*Genie: I don't like the sound of it. What if he drop us to the wishing well with spikes?
*Rottytops: Maybe we'll have to find out on our own.
(Rottytops and Genie follow Nefir to meet Sultan Pasta Al-Dente on the throne)
*Nefir: Sultan, we found two far-walkers from the desert.
*Rottytops: Sultan? I thought the Sultan lived in Agrabah.
*Genie: That's a different Sultan. That Sultan we have is not the only Sultan from a desert far far away.
*Pasta: Hello my dear friends. My name is Sultan Pasta Al-Dente.
*Rottytops: Pasta? I thought Pasta was the name of a Italian recipe, Al Dente.
*Pasta: That's correct my friend. I was named after that Italian recipe. You know how much everyone love pasta in the world. You have macaroni, spaghetti, ravioli and so much pasta to eat.
*Rottytops: They remind me of fake bee hives. And they sting you with a big booboo like a mosquito bite.
*Pasta: Genie, we meet again.
*Genie: Good day to you Sultan Pasta Al-Dente.
*Nefir: I brought them here for a reason.
*Genie: Actually, i warped all the way here to see you.
*Rottytops: I thought we were going on a adventure. Is this some sort of encounter on the desert?
*Pasta: My friends. I need to speak with you very clearly. A very big pink rhino has been destroying our town every year.
*Rottytops: What? I thought he destroyed the town without us noticing.
*Nefir: What did i do that was wrong? I do all the real work around here. I send my henchman to do all the fixing.
*Genie: You're not picking on us, are you?
*Nefir: Don't judge me.
*Pasta: Oh, i send Nefir and his imps to fix the town. Beware of Samir the "Destroyer".
*Rottytops: Samir the "Destroyer"? What kind of big beast is he? Does he destroy every town in one day like the Giga Mermaid?
*Genie: Not just like any big Kaiju you seen in the world. This big rhino is one of the greatest dancers in the world. Once he challenge you, you gotta step up and dance. If you lose, you're in dead meat. Screwed as never than ever.
*Rottytops: That's a major yikes! I bet this rhino is going to crush a town like yours in a minute!
*Genie: Luckly, Agrabah didn't even get crushed by that rhino.
*Rottytops: That's the spirit Blue Boy.
*Genie: I would say, he never stops dancing until someone try to throw a rock on him.
*Pasta: You two are the only ones i can trust. Young lady, you're new in this situation. But you can help get rid of Samir from dancing and crashing into our town. I believe in you.
*Rottytops: I won't let you down. I never ever fail a single task on somebody's back.
*Genie: Until then, we'll be back! Hop on Rotty, we're gonna teach this little rhino a lesson.
*Rottytops: See you in the ceremony.
*Genie: Shazam! *zoom with Rottytops to the portal.
*Nefir: They'll never make it back here.
*Pasta: Hey, don't be rude about it.
*Nefir's Imps: *finish fixing the town* All done!
*Nefir: Good job my friends. I'm very proud of you. You deserved all the credit and treasure. Today is your lucky day.
*Pasta: Only a gem is required for working hard on a basic schedule.
*Hippo Imp: Aye aye Sultan.
*Nefir: I can't let that Genie and zombie girl go after that Samir. I must take over as the lead.
(Genie and Rottytops zoom into the cave from a portal)
*Rottytops: Whoa. Where are we? Are we in the dungeon where the coins lay on the ground?
*Genie: This is not the Cave of Wonders. This is a very special cave.
*Rottytops: Where does that lead to?
*Genie: It's big. Big as a snow globe. I know Samir could be hiding somewhere.
*Rottytops: He doesn't fit in a cave like this. Maybe he's too big that he's about to crush a cavern like a sand castle.
*Genie: I guess he has a big bed to sleep in.
*Rottytops: His bed won't even fit on the cave like a truck.
*Genie: Together, we can make him fall asleep and end his life once and for all.
*Rottytops: Are we going to make him stop dancing like in the 90s?
*Genie: Friends don't always stick together my friend. You gotta pass through it. I make music for everyone and i create magic and tricks to every single master when they rub my lamp.
*Rottytops: My best buddy Shantae didn't come from the lamp. Only Aladdin rub you from the lamp to make you appear with high dust of smoke.
*Genie: Are you trying to bring back my memories? Girl, we're only friends and Pasta want us to go find that Samir destroying guy and we're outta here for good.
*Rottytops: Are we going on a adventure for real? Is this my dream come true that we're doing a standalone adventure together?
*Genie: Yes! You said it. I knew all of this theory is going to happen. *make Rottytops sit on the chair*
*Rottytops: Why am i sitting?
*Genie: Hit it my dear fiasco.
(The music begin to play with instruments performing as Genie started to perform)
*Genie: You know i always wanted a different version of the song. But that's only. I can tune it up more if i like.
*Rottytops: Another song? Sweet.
*Genie:
Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
*Rottytops: *fight in a boxing match*
*Genie:
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
*Rottytops: Friend Like Me!
*Genie: *make Rottytops sit on a chair in a restaurant* Hello? Can i take your order?
*Rottytops: Yes. I want a pizza pie for lunch.
*Genie: Coming right up! *serve pizza pie to Rottytops*
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maître d’!
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
*Rottytops: *jump on a bounce house* Oh yeah. I'm feeling the groove.
*Genie:
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Let me beatbox, come on! *beatbox*
*Rottytops: *throw a volleyball on the field* Boo-yah!
*Genie: *show all the clothes set to Rottytops by making her a arabian princess*
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
*Rottytops: *belly dance*
*Genie: Dance girl dance! Do it to the audience!
*Rottytops: *belly dance and throw flowers to the audience*
*Genie Audience: *cheers*
*Genie:
Can your friends do this? *pull up a disco ball*
Can your friends do that? *clone himself*
Can your friends pull this outta they little hat? *act like a cowboy and throw a rope to the rock*
Can your friends go...? *the instruments perform with Genie with the trumpet sound*
*Rottytops: Let me hear you beatbox.
*Genie: *beatbox*
*Rottytops: Beatbox again.
*Genie: *beatbox with the instruments playing*
*Rottytops: *shake her butt to bump into the big balloons*
*Genie: *release the genies with hip-hop music playing* Genies of the World, here we go.
*Genies: *dance on the dance floor with their smooth moves*
We're the Genies of the World
We can dance the way we want
We can dance til the night fall
When the thieves are not awake
We can try to trick them here
Then they go into the den
And fall right into the mud
*Rottytops: Boom!
*Genie:
Genies of the World
Here we go
Straight from the lamp, to the world
I came from a town where the prince kiss the princess
A Whole New World is in the air
Check on my clock
Tick me off
And don't let a fly, bite my side
When all the genies come to the floor
They dance on stage and perform on live
*Rottytops: Vi-vi-vi-victorious!
*Genie: Alright. Back to normal. *change the tune of the song* Miss...
*Rottytops: Rottytops.
*Genie:
Yes, we are still planning to go after that big rhino
Well I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never
*Rottytops: Never.
*Genie: Had a.
*Rottytops: Had a.
*Genie: Friend.
*Rottytops: Friend.
*Genie: Like.
*Rottytops: Like.
*Genie: Me.
*Rottytops: Whoo hoo! Thank you very much for coming to our show!
*Genie: You ain't never had a friend like me. *use a tornado to suck all the things out* Kaboom! *boom with fireworks*
*Rottytops: That was a amazing performance.
*Genie: Boy. I feel dizzy after that song we just made.
*Rottytops: That dress won't come off. It's sticky as goo.
*Genie: That's because i put it on you so you can look like your best friend Shantae.
*Rottytops: I don't look anything like Shantae. Zombies are not suppose to dress up like this.
*Genie: Maybe you're in a dress.
*Rottytops: This is a dress. You make me wear it like a fashion designer.
*Genie: *transform into a fruit dancer* Boy, that was fun fun fun when you got all the fruits coming out of your head.
*Rottytops: *giggle*
*Genie: What? *turn back to normal* I'm only your average type genie who came right out of the lamp.
*Rottytops: You're the only best friend i got.
*Genie: Not just me. You have Shantae. What about everyone you like from Agrabah?
*Rottytops: Prince Ali?
*Genie: That's only when i was giving a name to Aladdin to make all the people cheer for him.
*Rottytops: Then you should make way for Princess Rottytops!
*Genie: No more introductions to everyone. I already did one with two people. We have to focus on teaching Samir a lesson.
*Rottytops: We can't forget about it.
*Genie: Right. Let's go forward on the straight.
*Rottytops: What if my dress make him fall in love with me.
*Genie: That's the plan. Live bait.
*Rottytops: Live bait. That's the plan we're trying to make.
*Genie: Can you stop repeating me what i say.
*Rottytops: Sorry about it.
*Genie: Just move along and we'll get through it.
*Rottytops: I bet my pretty make-up is going to get Samir some nice eye contact and attention.
(Back at Getzistan, Nefir and his henchmen set the statues up for Pasta in the main hall)
*Nefir: How do you like the set up boss?
*Pasta: Great work. Once everyone is ready to take a look, they will honor me as the best Sultan in the desert.
*Nefir: As long Samir doesn't come and smash it like a big rock.
*Hippo Imp: Should we like go on break or watch a video?
*Pasta: I want you all to keep an eye on the bandits if they ever come to rob a place like they did in Agrabah.
*Nefir: We'll be outside guarding over the gates.
*Crocodile Imp: This tells time.
*Nefir: We better go to the desert and find the cave where we check on both Genie and that zombie lady.
*Pasta: They fly so fast to get to the cave. Do you know where Samir's cave is?
*Nefir: Me and my henchmen will know. Let's go imps. We must keep an eye on the two tourists, no matter when the rhino will be awake, they will be crushed by the big feet.
*Warthog Imp #1: We won't slow you down.
*Warthog Imp #2: Better than nothing.
*Pasta: Good luck my boys. Don't get lost far away where a tornado could be swirling around.
*Nefir: We'll be fine.
*Crocodile Imp: See you soon Sultan.
*Pasta: See you later my friends. I'm off cleaning my room.
(Genie and Rottytops are still in the cave as they see Samir sleeping on the bed-like rock)
*Rottytops: Whoa. Is that what Samir is suppose to look like?
*Genie: Yes. He's big as a gorilla. Also, he sounds like Gnasty Gnorc.
*Rottytops: Where is his shirt?
*Genie: He doesn't wear one. At least he has pants.
*Rottytops: Where's his shoes?
*Genie: He doesn't even have magic shoes anymore. He may be a bit grumpy on one of those days. Like he is right now, sleeping on a tight snore.
*Rottytops: What if we wake him up?
*Genie: Don't. If you make at least one sound, we'll be screwed. We're be squashed as ants.
*Rottytops: I don't see ants on my dress.
*Genie: What dress? The genie disguise?
*Rottytops: Are all the clothes you gave me have bugs in it?
*Genie: No. No bugs on the clothes. They're clean. I clean them up for you to try them out like a fashion show.
*Samir: *snore*
*Rottytops: He's waking up.
*Genie: I think he hear us.
*Rottytops: We're in trouble. Hide.
*Samir: Stupid bed bugs. *continue sleeping*
*Genie: Shoot. We were close.
*Rottytops: What are we gonna do next?
*Genie: Ooh, you should distract him with your dress.
*Rottytops: Really? Does this guy flirt into girls?
*Genie: He never danced with a woman before. Now it's your chance to dance with him.
*Rottytops: I'm like small. There is no way i'm going to dance with a big guy like him.
*Genie: Then we need a new diversion. I'll turn big, you go try to make him hypnotize with your belly dancing.
*Rottytops: I can try, if you turn big as a yeti.
*Genie: Alright. If you say so. Now i will be a big Genie. *turn big, but hit the cave ceiling* Ooh.
*Samir: *snore* Stupid noise.
*Genie: Eek, he almost hear me. *turn less small, but still big* That's better.
*Rottytops: Where are the stairs?
*Genie: He doesn't use stairs silly? It's a rock bed.
*Rottytops: Take me to his belly.
*Genie: Yes genie zombie. *take Rottytops to Samir's belly*
*Rottytops: Whoa. His belly is big as a water balloon.
*Genie: Annoy him as fast as you can.
*Rottytops: I'm in.
*Genie: It's showtime.
*Rottytops: *shake her butt* Hey big sleepyhead, wakie wakie. I got a surprise for you.
*Samir: *snore*
*Rottytops: Oh, you want a pretty woman to show up and dance with you.
*Samir: Sleep bugs.
*Genie: Rottytops, you're making him awake.
*Rottytops: *turn around* I'll turn around and i'm gonna make you hypnotize with my big butt.
*Genie: Oh my god, the plan is not working out. Give me a break now.
*Rottytops: *shake her butt* Hey big boy, you want to have a good whack time with me? I'll feed you a bunch of berries to your mouth.
*Samir: *wake up and get up*
*Rottytops: *fall while screaming*
*Genie: Rotty! *grab Rottytops* I got you.
*Samir: Who dare to wake up the destroyer Samir?
*Genie: Uh oh?
*Samir: Uh oh, yeah. *look at Genie* You.
*Genie: I didn't do anything wrong. I wasn't making a sound or a peep.
*Samir: What's that on your hands?
*Genie: *hide Rottytops* Uh, nothing. *look at Rottytops to jump off his hand*
*Rottytops: *jump off Genie's hand*
*Samir: What are you looking at?
*Genie: Oh nothing. My hand was a little wet.
*Samir: But i don't see any water. What is that?
*Genie: Uh, it's a green cockroach.
*Samir: *growls*
*Genie: *block Samir* No. Pay attention to me, not the bug. No one wanna get bitten by the bed bug.
*Samir: Stupid bed bug. I hope they rot in the hot pot.
*Genie: You don't cook bugs. No one eat bugs unless you feel poison in your body.
*Samir: I always step on bugs. They crawl into my ears when i'm dirty and take a waterfall shower in the morning.
*Genie: I bet you need a new change. Magic is in your hands.
*Rottytops: *hide on the rock* Genie!
*Samir: The stupid bug is talking again.
*Genie: Don't look at the bug. Look at me.
*Samir: Where is your bed bug?
*Genie: *his hand spread magic into the floor* I don't have any. I'm a Genie.
*Samir: Wait a minute, i know who you are.
*Genie: Oh no, we're busted.
*Samir: Now you're asking. I'm going to turn you into a beach ball!
(The magic swirl transform into a radio as Rottytops grab it)
*Rottytops: Ooh, a radio.
*Genie: Play some music. I need some help.
*Rottytops: Right behind you. *turn on the music with "Habanera" by Georges Bizet playing*
*Samir: I'm going to- Well, this is just fine.
*Genie: What's happening to you.
*Samir: *slow dance by spinning*
*Genie: First you were angry, and now you are spinning.
*Samir: After days of breaking places down, all i wanted is to dance.
*Genie: Well let's dance again to see our moves.
*Samir: Then you should dance with me.
*Genie: Alright.
*Samir: *tip his toes when dancing*
*Genie: *shake his belly*
*Samir: *spin around*
*Genie: *smash the wall*
*Samir: *grab the falling rocks and place them on the rock sharp as the rocks fall each other*
*Rottytops: *giggle*
*Samir: Did you try to break my cave down?
*Genie: But you were welcome to Getzistan, remember?
*Samir: I don't always stay in Getzistan. I make tents and sleep in a cave of my own.
*Genie: Watch this. *do the kasatschok*
*Samir: Kasatschok. I love that dance. *do the kasatschok*
*Genie: Let's break this cave for fun.
*Samir: Alright. *keep doing the kasatschok with Genie*
*Rottytops: *grab the radio* Uh guys? I don't think it's a good idea to dance in a cave like this.
*Genie: *stop Samir from doing the kasatschok* Watch this. *turn*
*Samir: *turn*
*Genie: *do a ballerina dance*
*Samir: *join Genie to do a ballerina dance*
*Genie: *hop*
*Samir: *hop*
*Genie: Ha ha ha.
*Samir: I like this one.
(Nefir and his imps arrive at the cave to the entrance)
*Nefir: What is that noise?
*Hippo Imp: That must be the right place.
*Nefir: We're here. I knew Genie and that zombie lady would go into that cave to dance with that Giant Dancing Rhinoceros.
*Crocodile Imp: This is going to get risky by going inside of that music cave.
*Nefir: Come inside. I know what's going on. I won't let them stop Samir from dancing.
(Genie and Samir are still dancing while Rottytops keep an eye on them from dancing)
*Rottytops: Come on Genie, you can do it.
*Genie: *dance*
*Samir: *spin*
*Genie: *hold Samir high*
*Samir: *pretend to fly*
*Genie: *hold Samir down*
*Samir: *flap his hands*
*Genie: *flap his hands*
*Rottytops: Come on Genie, now it's your chance to win.
*Nefir: *arrive with his imps* Stop right- Oh wow. Say hello to this alien belly dancer.
*Rottytops: Uh oh, guards.
*Nefir: Come over here. Let's dance to this beautiful song, shall we?
*Rottytops: Uh? No thank you. Change the music. *change the song to "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker)" by Parliament*
*Genie: Hey. Who change the music?
*Samir: Oh yeah. It's time to get Fun-kay!.
*Genie: Fun-kay time!
*Samir: Do the mambo.
*Nefir: You change the music. Now let's dance.
*Rottytops: I don't think that song suite you.
*Nefir: I don't care. If you don't dance with me. I'll cut your head off.
*Rottytops: Okay. You don't have to enslave me for this.
*Genie: *hold hands with Samir and tap dance* I have happy feet.
*Samir: Where is the happy face?
*Genie: It's a famous dance move. You know what the dance move means? Everyone have been dancing to it back in Antarctica.
*Samir: I never stop dancing like a machine.
*Genie: Big slamma! *slam the ground*
*Nefir: Whoa! Is that a big Genie?
*Rottytops: Don't worry. I got her.
*Nefir: Ah, bras.
*Rottytops: Wanna take a trip to Agrabah? You better try to tap me.
*Nefir: The music can't stop me.
*Crocodile Imp: I'm jamming!
*Hippo Imp: Jamming like the 80s.
*Genie: *make faces*
*Samir: What are you doing?
*Genie: It's just expressions.
*Samir: *make a silly face*
*Genie: Check this out. *do the orange justice dance*
*Samir: Boo! Where's the Fun-kay?
*Genie: I got it. *spin*
*Samir: That's better.
*Nefir: The music is making me shine. What kind of effort did they put on this box?
*Rottytops: It's a radio. It can change to any song you like on the radio.
*Nefir: If you were my fortune teller, i would be big as that big rhino man.
*Rottytops: Only genies grant you wishes. Fortune tellers let you look into the glass ball for your minds.
*Nefir: *hold his spear* Stand back. My spear is going to your belly button. Stand still, don't move!
*Rottytops: Uh oh. *use her feet to change the music to "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon*
*Genie: Ha ha ha. Shut Up and Dance.
*Samir: Did the Fun-kay went to the anthem?
*Genie: What are you talking about? Let's dance!
*Samir: Again? I'm in!
*Nefir: Oh my, i'm liking the rhythm.
*Rottytops: That's so rhythm. That's pop rock.
*Nefir: I can hold it girl!
*Genie: *loop around*
*Samir: *punch the wall*
*Genie: I see the light!
*Samir: *move his hands to the ground*
*Genie: *spin with his feet*
*Samir: *do the walk dance*
*Genie: *headbutt on the wall*
*Nefir: The cave is about to crack!
*Rottytops: Not til the rocks fall over us.
*Genie: This is getting crazy.
*Samir: Walk the moon! *smash the rock*
*Genie: *swirl his hand around*
*Samir: *do the cane dance*
*Genie: Choo choo choo. *break the cave's ceiling*
*Nefir: It's too bright.
*Rottytops: It's just a fire of sun giving us light.
*Genie: Look at this magic trick. *change the rock to a tree, camel, donkey, goat, crow, and Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Yabba-yabba doo!
*Genie: That's a funny looking warp squid. *change Squid Baron to a basketball and spin with the ball* I feel like doing a space jam.
*Samir: Hut! *break the rest of the cave*
*Nefir: It's okay Samir. You don't have to break everything in the cave.
*Rottytops: *hold the big boulder and whistle*
*Nefir: I want the pretty dancer now!
*Rottytops: You hoo. Forgetting this? *roll the boulder to Nefir and his imps*
*Nefir: Run! *run from the boulder with his imps*
*Hippo Imp: We've been tricked!
*Warthog Imp #1: We'll get you for this!
*Warthog Imp #2: Now we're poor!
*Nefir: Genie and Lady! You will all pay for this! Curse you all!
*Rottytops: Oh yeah!
*Genie: *dance with Samir and throw him high in the sky as he grab him with Samir feeling the air*
*Rottytops: *turn off the music* That was pretty amazing.
*Genie: That was a good show off.
*Samir: I'm flying. I'm the big bird.
*Genie: *move Samir down* You're not the big bird anymore.
*Samir: Who's that new master of yours?
*Genie: That's Rottytops. We have been friends since we first met on world crisis.
*Rottytops: This dress really suite me like my friend Shantae.
*Samir: It feel so good to pump up to this day.
*Rottytops: Are you really going to destroy the town like you promise?
*Samir: No. We were just messing with you.
*Rottytops: What? You guys were messing with me all this time?
*Genie: Samir doesn't destroy the town anymore when i first visited the town before you came here all along.
*Rottytops: So the spies that were watching us were bad guys all along?
*Genie: They were seeking us for revenge. I'll let Shantae and Aladdin know on future adventures.
*Rottytops: You got it.
*Samir: Boy. I really wanna go to Getzistan right now. I wonder what they're having for breakfast.
*Genie: You said so. Let's go take a visit.
*Samir: Right on.
*Rottytops: What about me? Don't leave me all along in the desert where the bandits flirt on me.
*Genie: Hop on. 
*Rottytops: I don't have wings like a puffin.
*Genie: Fine. I'll grab you. *grab Rottytops*
*Samir: Let's go meet up with that Pasta sultan.
*Genie: Right behind you.
(Genie, Rottytops and Samir walk to Getzistan as the radio is formed into a rock. Back at Getzistan, Genie, Rottytops and Samir arrive to visit the sultan Pasta)
*Pasta: Welcome back my friends. That Samir isn't destroying another town, isn't he?
*Genie: I was kept a secret to Rottytops about the town's history all along.
*Rottytops: Nefir and his imps were bad guys all along.
*Pasta: Silly Nefir. He was no good to me. I was working with him for several years and he always have to repair everything the rhino has done.
*Genie: Me and Samir are great dancers.
*Samir: I never stop dancing in a million of years.
*Rottytops: He's such a big guy as a bigfoot.
*Pasta: What's with the belly dancer dress? Are you related to Princess Jasmine of Agrabah?
*Rottytops: It's a dress silly. It was a belly dancer suit.
*Pasta: You're not pulling your leg, are you?
*Rottytops: Not at all.
*Pasta: Alright. Let's have some waffles for breakfast.
*Genie: Waffles!
*Samir: Oh boy!
(Rottytops, Genie and Samir celebrate by eating waffles as Pasta serve himself some pancakes at the table)
*Rottytops: You're not serving yourself some waffles, are you?
*Pasta: I have my own breakfast with me.
*Genie: Having a waffle makes me wanna go grab some fries.
*Samir: Even with waffle fries?
*Genie: Much more like it.
*Rottytops: This is the best adventure we ever experienced.
*Genie: With the three with us together, i never had a friend like you guys. Not even with a master for ten thousand years.
*Rottytops: I could live for more years. Even for infinity.
*Samir: When the dancers are ready, the teacher appears.
*Genie: I got my apple on you.
*Samir: Silly little big man.
*Genie: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Samir: This imp-girl is pretty hot.
*Rottytops: Hey.
*Genie: That's my best friend alright.
(The gang laugh and talk with joy until the end of the day)
THE END
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