Hypnotic Hospitality/Plot Details

===Cutscenes===
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===Game Script===
====Intro====
Green Thumb Moogle : So, so sleepy...and it's all caused by that correspondence course in hypnotic hijinks, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : I tried out something that my tutorial tome termed "Hysterical Hypnosis for the Hoi Polloi," but ended up sinking into slumber myself, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : Thus, I disclosed my displeasure at the cruddy curriculum in a bitter billet to my terrible teacher.
Green Thumb Moogle : Interestingly, I ascertained that the professor I persecuted was none other than my bosom buddy, the Great Kupellion. It's a small world, indeed, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : After that, we got to gabbing about the vile and villainous Kupivolo. Once I had espoused my extreme enmity regarding that hellion's horrific horseplay, Kupellion decided to drop by this Mog Garden, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : With the Great Kupellion here, he can mitigate the madness of the maelstrom that is Kupivolo by hypnotizing him.
Green Thumb Moogle : Then we'll be ready to raise the roof and revel in rambunctiousness!We'll be singing, "Who let the moogles out? (Kupo, kupo.)"
Green Thumb Moogle : What a grand ol' gala it'll be! And we'd like you to help [us prepare for the party/, seeing as you're so perfectly proficient at courting capable companions], kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : To kick off this commemorative carnival, we'll need you to pluck a creel of moat carp from the pond and filch both a branch of gnatbane and a date from the furrows, kupo.
====Talk again====
Green Thumb Moogle : I can't wait for the wondrous and wild wassailing when we all meet, kupo! [Well, it's time to tackle the technicalities./If only I could participate in the planning, too.]
Green Thumb Moogle : To kick off this commemorative carnival, we'll need you to pluck a creel of moat carp from the pond and filch both a branch of gnatbane and a date from the furrows, kupo.
====Trade items====
Green Thumb Moogle : Thirty thousand thanks be to thee, kupo! I could opine for hours on the opulence of your overt kindness, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : I've gathered a garrison of goods, myself. It'll all be worth it when we get to gaze upon the elated expressions of everyone involved, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : The troops are trekking towards Adoulin as I articulate this very assertion. They should disembark in a day or so, kupo.
====Zone and talk again====
Green Thumb Moogle : The troops are trekking towards Adoulin as I articulate this very assertion. They should disembark in a day or so, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : Entrust us with the excess exercises in expectancy. You've already laden yourself with loads more than the lion's share, kupo.
====Hypnotic Hospitality====
Green Thumb Moogle : Kupopopo, [Name]!
Green Thumb Moogle : Now that we're all assembled, it was well worth the wait.
Allow me to introduce this interesting cast of characters to you, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : First, we've flagged down Monsieur Kupont from frontiers far away.
Monsieur Kupont : I was sincerely surprised by the stunning souvenir you slipped me, mon ami.
Green Thumb Moogle : Next is the crazy and cantankerous Kupivolo, who crawled out from the confines of San d'Oria's Bostaunieux Oubliette to be here with us today.
Kupivolo : Tsk, tsk, tsk. Where're ya manners, kupo?Call me Kupivolo Kupenreich the Calamitous, you crummy commoner.
Green Thumb Moogle : Then there's the Great Kupellion, master magician moogle from Gha Naboh Matriarchate.
Green Thumb Moogle : Everyone, this incredible individual is [Name].
Green Thumb Moogle : [He/She]'s an avid adventurer, a pioneer primed with potential, and a Mog Garden [master/maven], kupo. / [He/She]'s an avid adventurer, a Mog Garden [master/maven], and a social sensation who has fields full of friends, kupo.
Kupivolo : Hey, I've got a quirky question for ya, kupo.
Kupivolo : Why in the world are pot-au-feu and bowls of dhalmel stew washin' ashore!?
Kupivolo : How're ya able tah forage fish from that putrid-lookin' pond!? It's darker than the depths of the dank dungeon I deserted, kupo.
Kupivolo : Plus, where's the bevy of beautiful bedizenments to betoken my arrival?
Green Thumb Moogle : Oh, boy. Here we go again.Kupivolo's vomiting up viscous verbal vitriol again, kupo!
Green Thumb Moogle : Save us, Kupellion!Stop him from spewing such sour sentiments, kupo!
The Great Kupellion : Leave it all to me, kupo.I'd prognosticated that such a prickly predicament might pop up, so...
The Great Kupellion : Ta-da!Behold the Magian Moogle Mambo in all its miraculous glory!
The Great Kupellion : Kupivolo, you are getting veeeeeeery sleeeeeepy...
Kupivolo : A display this desperately deficient ain't doin' nuthin' tah me! Just you watch, kupo!
Kupivolo : Kupopopo!Mog Gardens mysteriously mollify me, kupo! Praise be to this epitome of excellence!
Monsieur Kupont : C'est bien, Kupivolo. Wash your hands of your heinous humors and enjoy this exultant event, kupo.
Kupivolo : I didn't just wash my hands, I washed my whole body wading through whitecapped waters on my way here!
The Great Kupellion : How impeccably immaculate, kupo.Thanks to the heavy dose of hypnosis we dispensed to Kupivolo, this Mog Garden is now liberated from his lexical lashings.
Green Thumb Moogle : Lexical lashings be lost! Peril precipitates upon the very plane of this Mog Garden, kupo!
Green Thumb Moogle : Piping-hot paellas and steaming, succulent sirloins are sailing ashore. Now's the time to heat up some homemade handouts like your mother used to make, kupo!
Green Thumb Moogle : You can dredge up some darling rusty subligaria from the depths of the pond, too! Think of all the marvelous memories that'll come meandering back, kupo!
Green Thumb Moogle : Now is the time to search for celestial summits, not offer up ordinary objectives. Dare to dine with deities, kupo!
Monsieur Kupont : What's frizzling his fur, mon frere?
The Great Kupellion : It seems that my hypnosis is so extremely effective that even the Green Thumb Moogle has fallen face-first into its clutches, kupo.
The Great Kupellion : C-could he have deigned to digest kaleidoscopic clam!? I read somewhere that snacking on such sea life alters one's actions and attitude in a manner inconsistent with what's intended, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : A cornucopia of curious concepts is flowing forth from my head like a flood! I must record these revelations in some sort of register.
Green Thumb Moogle : While I was once prisoner to a plethora of pedestrian perceptions, my mind is now moiling at full capacity. These will be the worthiest words of wisdom ever written, kupo!
Kupivolo : What a tantalizing tome, kupo! It ignites my interest, burns my beliefs, and captures my conscience. I...I...I...kupooooooooo!
Monsieur Kupont : What a devilishly dangerous document he's derived, kupo. Just giving it a gander, my heart starts to heave and... Sacrebleu!
Green Thumb Moogle : After I wrap up this revolutionary romp through rational thought, I'll parcel out this piece of art to patrons all around Vana'diel, kupo!
The Great Kupellion : We can't bear to have that book be browsed by a boundless amount of people, or the world will wax wacky, kupo. [Name], please heed my heartfelt holler for help!
Green Thumb Moogle : You there!Please peruse the profound prose of my proudest piece and offer your opinion on it. Should your assessment be antagonistic, however, I'll need you to slink from my sight soon after, kupo.
Peruse the prose?
→I will without a single scruple.
→I wager I won't.
The Great Kupellion : ...Ouch.Well, thanks to [Name]'s stupendous sacrifice, we were able to confiscate that compendium, kupo.
The Great Kupellion : Awake and arise, kupo!Moogley-noobily-joovily-goo☆♪!
====After cutscene====
Green Thumb Moogle : What happened, kupo?
Green Thumb Moogle : Did the hypnosis fail to fix Kupivolo's foul frame of mind? Did he damage this domain and drive away our dear guests?
Did the hypnosis work?
→You bet.
→Well, you know...
Green Thumb Moogle : It did!? So, everyone enjoyed the event so excessively that they lost themselves and wandered away?
Green Thumb Moogle : I remember rather little from that rowdy reception, but I do know the Great Kupellion left this behind, kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : I'm particularly partial to hoes, but I'll pass it on as a present for powering through professionally.Prior to parting, Kupellion mentioned that this was "compensation for conferring the compendium upon a compatriot," kupo.
Green Thumb Moogle : I wonder what in the world he was warbling about. My worthless workbook on hypnosis, kupo?
Green Thumb Moogle : That must be it. Oh, how caring and conscientious a consort Kupellion is, kupo!
Obtained: Hoe.
====Extra Dialogue====
Peruse the prose?
→I will without a single scruple.
→I wager I won't.
Green Thumb Moogle : Such a blundering blockhead, kupo!
Did the hypnosis work?
→You bet.
→Well, you know...
Green Thumb Moogle : What fraudulent friends, kupo.
At least you were kind enough to come clomping back to me, [Name].