"The Calm Part 1"

"Ashe has some feelings! Markus lays it on about romance. Gregor isn't surprised. Thog thinks about his past.'" - The Calm Part 1.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* Ashe has a crush on Firi.
** Apparently, it was no surprise to Firi, as she 'can pick up on vibes'. Ashe, however, does not know this.
* Markus and Thog are licensed reverends.
== Quotes ==
* Markus: But look, Thog. Let's bring it back here once more. I'll say it again. Sometimes it's almost better to be infamous than famous, you know? Because they fear you. That's... problematic in its own right, but you know.
* Thog: Fear is good, don't get me wrong. Fear is great. It's how I've operated most of my life to date. But at the same time... Unless you are in a business that thrives on fear.
* Markus: Mhm?
* Thog: You know, you're not---
* Ashe: Are we not?
* Gregor: We could be.
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* Thog: We agreed--- First things first, no secret police. That was like, deal number one.
* Ashe: I mean, I call them secret police, but they're not so secret.
* Thog: It was thing number one, 'No secret police'. We're not Alaran.
* Markus: Did you. Give them. Badges?
* Ashe: Well, yeah--- I mean, we made badges---
* Thog: Oh my god.
* Markus: Argh.
* Gregor: What does this mean about Gregor's military police?
* Thog: Oh my god! You guys!
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* Ashe: Is it dangerous?
* Markus: Oh, of course! Oh, love is the most dangerous game that there is.
* Ashe: Love's dangerous?!
* Markus: Oh, yeah--- Well, except for hunting men. That's the actual most dangerous game.
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* Markus: Gregor, I'm glad to see that you're living up to your reputation as chief safety inspector, but I did not eat the snow. I will not make the same mistake three times.
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* Ashe: Is this like a marriage thing?
* Markus: No, no, no. It doesn't sound like a marriage thing. If it is a marriage thing, I am actually a licensed reverend.
* Ashe: A licensed referee?
* Thog: You know, that's actually kind of funny coincidence, Markus. So am I.
* Markus: Oh, hey, no kidding! So we can do a double wedding if they need it!
* Thog: Nice.Category: The Calm episodes