Low On The High End Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
The first episode of a new series featuring a sarcastic record store clerk and the idiots he deals with every day.
==Script==
: Manson Fan
: [I remember record stores] New Marilyn Manson album. I am so excited.
: Clerk
: [I'm glad someone is] It sucks, dude. Sucks.
: Manson Fan
: No. [Yes] He can't suck. [Like Obama, "Yes he can"] He's the lord of darkness.
: Clerk
: Manson Fan
: [Foamy is lord and master] How could you say that? [You heard me!] (points) [No pointing] Blasphemer.
: Clerk
: [This sign changes] Look, he's had consistently good albums up to and including The Golden Age of Grotesque; [Gross tech] after that, suck. [Say it again] Pure suck. You hear me? Suck.
: Manson Fan: But...he's such.
: Clerk
: [A metal mime?] Buy it or get out. [Manson Fan hands out money] [Money money money] Oh, yeah, here. The CD comes with a promotional Marilyn Manson guy-liner.
: Manson Fan
: [WTF] That is so sweet. [That is so sad] Thank you, dark lord
: Clerk
: [You're welcome] Sh- shut up, dude. [Find some friends]
End screen appears.
: [So scary] If "darkness" is another word for "suck", then he's certainly the lord and master.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website