Barting Over/Quotes

:Bart: I want a divorce from my parents.
:Lawyer: You WHA?
:Bart: I said I want a divorce from my parents.
:Lawyer: Yes, I heard you. I was just calling my secretary. Yuwah, give me the standard child divorcing parent form.
:Yuwah: Yes, sir.
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:Bart: Well, here I am, on my own. And I'm gonna make it, world! (throws his red cap ala Mary Tyler Moore and the ceiling fan destroys it)
:Man: (pounding on the wall) Be quiet in there! Some of us are trying to sell drugs!
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:Bart: I was in a commercial? I don't remember this at all. (he starts eating a Butterfinger)
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:Homer: Who is it?
:Blue-haired Lawyer: I'm here to serve you with a subpoena.
:Homer: Well, I'm not answering the door.
:Blue-haired Lawyer: It comes with a side of bacon.
:Homer: Is it crispy?
:Blue-haired Lawyer: Yes.
:Homer: But, not too crispy.
:Blue-haired Lawyer: No.
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:Homer: (to Bart) Son, I just want you to know, whatever that judge decides, I'm gonna be the best dad I can.
:Judge Harm: No judge would send a pre-teen out on his own...
:Homer: Woo-Hoo! You're still mine! And if you thought I was a bad dad before...!
:Judge Harm: ...Except in this case! (Homer pulls his shirt collar nervously and cringes)
:Homer: D'ooooh.
:Judge Harm: That boy is about as safe living with you as a crawdad in a gumbo shack. Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated. Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
:Homer: Mmmmm...garnish.
:Judge Harm: That means half your paycheck goes to Bart.
:Homer: What the...half goes to Bart, half goes to my Vegas wife. What's left for Moe?
:Marge: Homer, don't make things worse!
:Homer: I'll show you worse! (he screams and runs towards Judge Harm; the bailiff catches him and drags him out) I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD BE TELEVISED!!!
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:Bart: Mom, you've always been cool to me, but Homer is a lousy dad and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
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:Tony Hawk: You're going down, Homer. Then back up. Then down. Then back up again. That's how the game is played.
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:Tony Hawk: Hey! Blink-182!
:Tom DeLonge: (annoyed) We have names, you know.
:Tony Hawk: Whatever. You can crank it up!
:Mark Hoppus: Dudes, let's trash this place.
:Travis Barker: After we get paid.
:Mark Hoppus: (smiles) Nice.
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:Lisa: (to Bart) That couch looks really pricey.
:Bart: Well, you need an expensive couch to watch an expensive TV.
:Homer: Of course, because you wouldn't want to.... (yells) I PAY FOR YOUR SPLENDOR, YOU…! (angrily grunting/chokes Bart)
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:Bart: (to Homer) Dad, you don't understand. This was never about being cool. It was about you not caring how I felt.
:Homer: Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, you stupid little kid.
:Tony Hawk: Homer, you're heading for a parental face-plant. Do a 180 emotional Ollie. [groans as he falls down the skate ramp]
:Homer: Finally, someone explains it to me in words I can understand.
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:Milhouse: Puppy goo-goo fetch me a dream.
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