The Parent Map

Musical guest: Jordan Davis
== Quotes ==
Steve Zahn: hello everyone, I am Steve zahn, the voice actor, producer, screenwriter and director. which, at the time of this writing, also, known as the Vice President of 90s Nickelodeon. is still a thing that exists. Just from looking at your clothes and weight, I can tell you all watch a lot of free network television. Am I right? 
Focus group testers: Mm-hmm.
Steve Zahn: (laughs) Excellent. You have been selected to be part of a focus group that could affect one of Nick’s most beloved television shows: Kablam.
Why are they talking about our show?
Remember The episode, "Your Real Best Friend"? 
Henry: Who are the testers?
June: I'll tell you.
Steve Zahn: As you may or may not care, Kablam is in its 15th season. And since nick is now owned by MTV, We have decided that kablam is ready for a reboot. 
Steve Zahn: I know you've been here all day, but it's not like you have jobs to go to, so I'm going to show you one more reboot idea.
Focus group tester: Which Wi-Fi should we be logging onto?
Steve Zahn: the kids Public wi fi. 
Focus group tester: Yeah, that's what I've been trying.
Steve Zahn: Sometimes networks will cancel a show only to reboot it with less-popular characters from the original, while the more-popular actors go on to find greater success in movies or ugly public divorces.
Audience member (Genevieve): Ladies and gentlemen, 
All audience members (Genevieve, Liam, Robert, Amber and Teala): Jordan Davis!
Jordan Davis: I ain't heard you laugh like that in a long time
I wonder if you stopped his world like you did mine just now
I see you sippin' white wine instead of whiskey
And does he want you to be just a little more city?
Well, I'm sorry if I'm oversteppin' boundaries
I don't mean to be, but I've just got to tell you how I feel
If he ever singles you up, if he's ever stupid enough
I'm gonna be the first one callin' you baby (baby)
If he ain't holdin' you tight, if he ain't treatin' you right
I'm gonna be the first one callin' him crazy (crazy)
'Cause girl, it's just a matter of time until you find
That the right guy's starin' you back into your eyes, right now
No rush, but if he ever singles you up
He hasn't even looked your way since you walked in
But I can't help it that I can't take my eyes off of you
Your favorite song just came on and me and you were singin' along
And he don't even know a single word
If he ever singles you up, if he's ever stupid enough
I'm gonna be the first one callin' you baby (baby)
If he ain't holdin' you tight, if he ain't treatin' you right
I'm gonna be the first one callin' him crazy (crazy)
'Cause girl, it's just a matter of time until you find
That the right guy's starin' you back into your eyes, right now
No rush, but if he ever singles you up
If he ever singles you up
I'm gonna be the first to call baby
Sorry if I'm oversteppin' boundaries
I don't mean to be, but I've just got to tell you how I feel
If he ever singles you up, if he's ever stupid enough
I'm a be the first one callin' you baby (baby)
If he ain't holdin' you tight, if he ain't treatin' you right
I'm gonna be the first one callin' him crazy (crazy)
'Cause girl, it's just a matter of time until you find
That the right guy's starin' you back into your eyes, right now
No rush, but if he ever singles you up
Oh, if he ever singles you up
If he ever singles you up
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