Space Bros./Transcript

OPENING LOGOS
CUT TO BLUE SKY
(New Line Cinema presents)
(in association with Legendary Pictures)
(a Cartoon Saloon production)
(a Nora Twomey film)
(Marlon Wayans)
(Anthony Mackie)
("Los Angeles 2195" text appears)
Nick: Hey, man, what did I tell you about this "having a picnic" shit in my car?
Richard: Please, man, I'm not getting my sex at home. Don't deny me this.
Nick: What are you talking about? You sleep with a beautiful woman every night.
Richard: I'm married. That's what married means, It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
Nick: Why don't you watch it with all that shit, alright?
Richard: Hey look, where's your cup holders?
Nick: I don't have any.
Richard: What do you mean you don't have any? $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no fucking cup holders?
Nick: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of fastest production cars in the galaxy. 0 to 100 in four seconds sweetie, this is a limited edition.
Richard: You shit me not it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat, just a shiny dick with two chairs in it! I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!
[Richard drops his fries on the floor]
Richard: Oh shit. Sorry.
[Nick then pulls over by the sidewalk]
Nick: Get 'em.
Richard: You see I can't get down there, you got an engineering flaw up in here my shit ain't goin' down up in there.
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