WotW: Week 36

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Weak of the Week: Week 36 	Weak of the Week: Week 36
 	
Ernest 	Ernest
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
A strange thing happened to me the other day while in the powerhouse. I was setting the powers of one of our newest characters, Esper Aya, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a sight that in all my years of playing Champions I never thought I would ever see. "ERNEST! ERNEST! ERNEST! ERNEST!" I shouted, frantically disregarding all in-game windows as I rush over to him for confirmation. Indeed before me stood Ernest. Ernest P. Worrell to be precise. The clueless redneck played by the late Jim Varney featured on such "classic films" such as Ernest goes to Africa and Ernest Goes to Camp. I was struck with awe. This has to be the single most mind boggling clone character I've ever seen on this game and that's saying a lot because just this week I saw a character named Thugs Bunny.Can some one explain the reasoning why anyone would want to make Earnest on what is supposed to be a superhero MMO? I mean really? Earnest? The same idiotic janitor that accidentally sold Kamp Kikikee to some sleazy mining company? He can't even hold a steady job! One movie he is a janitor, then he's a trashman, then after that he is some kind of Sprite fanatic who constantly pesters his neighbors about the great taste of lymon. Then he was a Janitor again...never mind, he's almost always a janitor.What's with his supergroup? "We Do It Our Way"? Everyone knows that Ernest would do things the Stennis Way! What would his powers be? Pretending to know what he's talking about? Suddenly cross dressing to confuse the enemy? Well, now that you mention it...on Ernest Goes to Jail he did somehow gain electromagnetic power after getting the electric chair, so I guess that makes him more qualified than the average Furry and Power Armored Ginger Woman that are normally littering this game.After all, Ernest did fight off an invasion of Trolls voiced by Frank Welker. He beat the crap out of a group of gigantic construction workers by using nothing more than Turtles and a Bow and Arrow. He then used Super Powers to thwart the plans of his evil doppelganger! Not to mention that he has amazing speed and stamina thanks to his magic Basketball shoes! He also has extensive combat training thanks to his stint in the Army. The guy not only saved Christmas, he took over for Santa Claus for the night and delivered presents to all the children in the world! You know what? Ernest is the most heroic character I've ever seen on this game ever. SO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM ON A SUPERHERO MMO!? YOU NEED TO MAKE A BLACKRED HOODED GUY IN POWER ARMOR THAT STAND AROUND NEAR THE POWERHOUSE ENTRANCE! KNOWHUTIMEAN?!	A strange thing happened to me the other day while in the powerhouse. I was setting the powers of one of our newest characters, Esper Aya, when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a sight that in all my years of playing Champions I never thought I would ever see. "ERNEST! ERNEST! ERNEST! ERNEST!" I shouted, frantically disregarding all in-game windows as I rush over to him for confirmation. Indeed before me stood Ernest. Ernest P. Worrell to be precise. The clueless redneck played by the late Jim Varney featured on such "classic films" such as Ernest goes to Africa and Ernest Goes to Camp. I was struck with awe. This has to be the single most mind boggling clone character I've ever seen on this game and that's saying a lot because just this week I saw a character named Thugs Bunny.Can some one explain the reasoning why anyone would want to make Earnest on what is supposed to be a superhero MMO? I mean really? Earnest? The same idiotic janitor that accidentally sold Kamp Kikikee to some sleazy mining company? He can't even hold a steady job! One movie he is a janitor, then he's a trashman, then after that he is some kind of Sprite fanatic who constantly pesters his neighbors about the great taste of lymon. Then he was a Janitor again...never mind, he's almost always a janitor.What's with his supergroup? "We Do It Our Way"? Everyone knows that Ernest would do things the Stennis Way! What would his powers be? Pretending to know what he's talking about? Suddenly cross dressing to confuse the enemy? Well, now that you mention it...on Ernest Goes to Jail he did somehow gain electromagnetic power after getting the electric chair, so I guess that makes him more qualified than the average Furry and Power Armored Ginger Woman that are normally littering this game.After all, Ernest did fight off an invasion of Trolls voiced by Frank Welker. He beat the crap out of a group of gigantic construction workers by using nothing more than Turtles and a Bow and Arrow. He then used Super Powers to thwart the plans of his evil doppelganger! Not to mention that he has amazing speed and stamina thanks to his magic Basketball shoes! He also has extensive combat training thanks to his stint in the Army. The guy not only saved Christmas, he took over for Santa Claus for the night and delivered presents to all the children in the world! You know what? Ernest is the most heroic character I've ever seen on this game ever. SO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM ON A SUPERHERO MMO!? YOU NEED TO MAKE A BLACKRED HOODED GUY IN POWER ARMOR THAT STAND AROUND NEAR THE POWERHOUSE ENTRANCE! KNOWHUTIMEAN?!
Offences 	Offences
• Licensed Character 	• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Why would you make Ernest on the game when they don't even have a Turtle Paratrooper power? 	Why would you make Ernest on the game when they don't even have a Turtle Paratrooper power?
Category:Weak of the Week