Joe Biden's Wonderful SpongeBob Fantasy

Joe Biden, proud president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 was sitting in the PRESIDENT'S office! He was thinking about his next step in the battle against the fascists of Trump and his Lil Pumpinators and Waynies. He looked at a SpongeBob plushie on his desk and picked it up and began to kiss it, mouth to mouth, as hot romantic music started to play, but only for a mere second. As, a big spark of lighting, very long and bright and huge, came out of the SpongeBob plushie's mouth and electrified Joe Biden!
JB: "AAAAUGGGGHAAAAUYHHHAHAYHh"
Joe Biden was teleported by it into a body of ocean, falling down to SpongeBob's pineapple house.
"Come right in!" the pineapple house cheerfully said.
With much Joe, it stretched its arms out and pulled Joe Biden into the Krusty Krab. 
And Mr. Krabs pulled down his pants yelling: "I CAN FINALLY GET IT ON WITH THE PRESIDENT OF MURRICA!!!"
"No, no! That's always been my dream and it will be I who gets to do the honor!" said Squidward, untying his shirt.
Mr. Krabs and Squidward both ran towards JB, but then clashed and began fighting each other to the death! Tons of blood and teeth began shooting everywhere from the battle!
"Now, now, you too," said Joe Biden, smirking, beginning to blush, "I appreciate all of this, but there's no need for you men to kill each other… There's only one person in all the world I'd absolutely love to have sex with… And he's standing right here."
SpongeBob stood there, with his hands on his hips, and sunlight was shining on him.
SpongeBob: "I'll always be here for you, babe."
Mr. Krabs and Squidward respectfully turned the lights in the Krusty Krab off and left the restaurant and sexy music began blasting as SpongeBob and JB took off their clothes and came together, making it a very great night for the both of them…
The End.
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