星のとなりの空け者 〜カッパ〜 (Hoshi no Tonari no Utsukemono ~Kappa~)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
七夕は今年も雨　僕が知っている限り 	Tanabata wa kotoshi mo ame boku ga shitteiru kagiri 	Tanabata's rainy again; yes, as far as I know,
雨が降らなかったことは　ここ数年一度もない 	Ame ga furanakatta koto wa koko suunen ichido mo nai 	The last time it hasn't been was many years ago now...
聞いたことがある　川に引き裂かれた二人の話 	Kiita koto ga aru kawa ni hikisakareta futari no hanashi 	And I'd heard the tale of the couple split by this river...
その二人には悪いけど僕　天の川自力で渡れるんだ 	Sono futari ni wa warui kedo boku Amanogawa jiriki de watarerunda 	My utmost apologies to them... but I can cross the Milky Way myself!
 	 	
そんな力なんかより　今は内定が欲しいです 	Sonna chikara nanka yori ima wa naitei ga hoshii desu 	But regardless of my powers, right now, I'm just wanting a job
「皿の形が不細工」と　書類で何度も落とされた 	"Sara no katachi ga busaiku" to shorui de nandomo otosareta 	I've been rejected countless times for the awkward plate on my head...
靴ひもが結べたら入れると　最近話題のアホ会社に 	Kutsuhimo ga musubetara haireru to saikin wadai no aho kaisha ni 	I heard talk of an idiotic company, accepting anyone who can tie shoelaces,
履歴書という名の短冊を　持参していざ面接へ 	Rirekisho toiu na no tanzaku o jisan shite iza mensetsu e 	So I took my tanzaku "resume" and went for an interview...
 	 	
「 本日の面接官を務める織姫です 」 	"Honjitsu no mensetsukan o tsutomeru Orihime desu" 	"Conducting today's interview will be Orihime";
まさかこのシチュエーションで出会うとは 	Masaka kono shichueeshon de deau to wa 	To think I'd meet her in a situation like this...
七夕にキャリアウーマンしてる場合か！ 	Tanabata ni kyaria uuman shiteru baai ka! 	You're being a career woman on Tanabata?!
そこは上手に有給を取っとけよ！ 	Soko wa jouzu ni yuukyuu o tottoke yo! 	Surely you can take a paid vacation!
 	 	
すぐ織姫に頼まれる　彦星を連れてきてほしいと 	Sugu Orihime ni tanomareru Hikoboshi o tsurete kite hoshii to 	Orihime soon requested me to bring Hikoboshi to her;
正直気は進まないけど　内定欲しさに請け負った 	Shoujiki ki wa susumanai kedo naitei hoshisa ni ukeotta 	I honestly didn't really want to, but I gave in, wanting the job
荒れる川を渡り向こう岸　やけに胸筋が隆起した 	Areru kawa o watari mukougishi yake ni kyoukin ga ryuuki shita 	On the other bank of the river was a man with enormous muscles;
男が僕を見つけて感極まり　本気で殴りかかってきた 	Otoko ga boku o mitsukete kankiwamari honki de naguri kakatte kita	He saw me, was overcome with emotion, and came punching with all his might...
 	 	
「 カッパより強くなれば俺も川を渡れるはず！ 」 	"Kappa yori tsuyoku nareba ore mo kawa o watareru hazu!" 	"If I'm stronger than a kappa, I can cross the river!"
「 胸筋の神様！彦星はやります！ 」 	"Kyoukin no kamisama! Hikoboshi wa yarimasu!" 	"Watch me, god of pecs! Hikoboshi will prevail!"
ダメだ、思想も思考もオシャカになってる 	Dame da, shikou mo shisou mo oshaka ni natteru 	It's hopeless, he must be out of his mind;
鬱陶しいのでひとまず　折りたたんで 	Uttoushii node hitomazu oritatande 	It's honestly just depressing, so I'll make him keel over...
 	 	
織姫のもとまで引きずった 	Orihime no moto made hikizutta 	I dragged him over to Orihime,
この瞬間が嫌だったんだ 	Kono shunkan ga iya dattanda 	And this part, I hated most...
きっと二人は知らない　この川の両岸は 	Kitto futari wa shiranai kono kawa no ryougan wa 	I was sure they didn't know the two banks of the river
時の流れが違うこと 	Toki no nagare ga chigau koto 	Had different flows of time...
 	 	
年老いた織姫　まだ若い彦星 	Toshioita Orihime mada wakai Hikoboshi 	Orihime was aged, and Hikoboshi still young...
会う術を失った二人は　無理に会ってもこの仕打ち 	Au sube o ushinatta futari wa muri ni atte mo kono shiuchi 	With no means to meet, they forced it, and it came to this...
僕が何か言わなきゃと　言葉を見つけるより前に 	Boku ga nanika iwanakya to kotoba o mitsukeru yori mae ni 	I had to say something, but before I found the words,
こんなに残酷な再会を　二人はただただ喜んだ 	Konna ni zankoku na saikai o futari wa tadatada yorokonda 	As awful as their reunion was, the two were simply delighted...
 	 	
二人を川で分かち　二人の時をずらし 	Futari o kawa de wakachi futari no toki o zurashi 	Divided by the river, whole times apart,
二人は雨に泣いて　二人で傷つくこともできず 	Futari wa ame ni naite futari de kizutsuku koto mo dekizu 	Both crying in the rain, unable to take the pain together...
阻まれて　壊されて　騙されて　隠されて　奪われて 	Habamarete kowasarete damasarete kakusarete ubawarete 	Impeded, ruined, deceived, cheated, robbed...
なのにどうしてそんなに素直に喜ぶの？ 	Nano ni doushite sonna ni sunao ni yorokobu no? 	So then how can you look so joyous now?
 	 	
「 愛しているから 」 	"Aishiteiru kara" 	"Because we love each other..."
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*vgperson - Romaji Lyrics Source
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