Asexual

Asexuality is the thing that causes some people to become sexually attracted to garlic bread and nothing else. The word, asexual, comes from the fact that the scientific name of garlic bread is asemberlic yeastemoidal.
Scientists believe that asexuality was caused by the heckening when garlic bread started suddenly becoming living things and humans just have to be an extra weird species and start doing the fug with garlic bread. In a way, it is like beastiality since garlic bread are considered animals now.
Millions of pieces of garlic bread are consumed and violated by asexuals every year.
This is so sad, can we SMASH LIKE?
== Notable Asexuals ==
* Hatist - A killer of the Wackian variety
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