The Kitchen's on Fire, Save the Bacon!

The Kitchen's on Fire, Save the Bacon! is the 48th episode of Assertive Acquisitions.
Splitsie, Capac and TFE inspect the area where each will build their personal rooms in the carrier. They repair their small fighters until they run out of thruster components. 
They decide to take the Marlin to visit a trade station. On the way, they notice the strange signal of a lost Razor from the previous episode. If they sell two more pirated ships, they can buy suit upgrades from the station, but today, they just buy thruster components. Since the trade mode of the Marlin's connector doesn't seem to work, Splitsie tries to transfer bought components by dropping them -- which flings a million credits worth of components out the safe zone... Splitsie calls the spiteful Capac to have his Schnoz repaired at the trade station. As TFE leaves, a giggling Splitsie experiments with dropped tools and makes the safe zone fling them at the leaving Marlin. 
TFE meets one of their lost Razor missiles on his way that just flies around picking fights. After making his private room airtight, he goes hunt for a platinum asteroid. Splitsie explains his plans to turn the Schnoz into a Razor missile carrier. TFE spots a drifting Saffron and accuses Splitsie of littering. Splitsie catches it and sticks it in the welder array. 
Capac designs his room in a strange way while Splitsie prints more Razors. 
They leave the carrier for some piracy but the victim (a Transport Square) speeds away and the Razors don't lock on. Splitsie's Saffron rear-ends Capac's Schnoz and loses its cockpit. TFE runs out of oxygen and has to chase his drifting H-Tram. Splitsie remote controls the cockpitless Saffron and attacks the cargo ship on foot. The Razors have caught up and there's a risk of them destroying the already detoothed cargo ship. Capac locks on to the cargo ship with the Schnoz and gives "quality intel" of NPC movement and the situation on the raided ship to Splitsie. 
One is doin' a little jig. One is wanderin' about. The kitchen is on fire! Save the bacon!
Ignoring that the most damage they did was to each other, and the NPCs failed to call in drones for backup, they have become pretty good pirates...
They abandon an attempt at raiding a passing Donzella and instead chase a Wrangler. They capture the ship after a dramatic raid against NPCs and interior turrets. 
After their return, they look at Capac's personal quarters — Capac has built a mysterious server room.