The Enclosed Instruction Book

The Enclosed Instruction Book is a powerful text that contains words pertaining to high learning of things pertaining to other things. It was written, edited, eaten, and later vomitted out by the Mario Bros.. If you need instructions on how to do stuff, you should really check out the Enclosed Instruction Book. Sometimes it is extremely benevolent, but other times it will lead you down paths of so much destruction, hatred, pain, and pestilence that you'll wish you had never found the damn thing in the first place. It is rumored that the Enclosed Instruction Book contains a map of the Great Valley. If that is so, then good for it--just make sure it stays off my desk!
==Spike Needs More Cowbell==
The Enclosed Instruction Book's major début in JitteryDragon's YTPs: