Horrid Happy Christmas

Horrid Happy Christmas is a Christmas Song from Horrid Henry's Winter Wish. It shows a montage of events from the past two Christmas episodes: Horrid Henry's Christmas, and Horrid Henry and the Big Freeze Wheeze.
== Lyrics (OST) ==
#Who ate all the chocolates on the tree,
#Why can't there be Christmas cake for tea,
#Who wants to eat brussel sprouts,
#Henry why do you always have to shout, 
#Why are there so many thank you letters to write,
#Why can't I stay up all night,
(Spoken By Henry) "Santa does!"
#Why do you have to be so horrid, Henry,
#That's what Christmas means to me!
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator on TV,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crips & sweets by the gazillion,
#Mutant Max at the top of the tree,
#Why can I not be the lead in the Christmas play,
#Why does Great Aunt Greta have to come & stay,
#Why do we always have to watch the Queen,
#Boring on about all the places that she's been,
#Why does Santa never read my letters,
#Why do I get the lime green sweater,
#Why can't I be king just for a day,
#Oh why can't Christmas go my way,
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator on TV,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Mutant Max at the top of the tree,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator on TV,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Mutant Max at the top of the tree,
== Lyrics (Music Video) ==
#Who ate all the chocolates on the tree,
(Stuck-Up Steve Laughing)
#Why can't there be Christmas cake for tea,
#Who wants to eat brussel sprouts,
(Henry: Nooooooooo!!!)
#Henry why do you always have to shout, 
#Why are there so many thank you letters to write,
#Why can't I stay up all night,
(Spoken By Henry) "Santa does!"
#Why do you have to be so horrid, Henry,
#That's what Christmas means to me!
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crips & sweets by the gazillion,
#Why can I not be the lead in the Christmas play,
#Why does Great Aunt Greta have to come & stay,
#Why do we always have to watch the Queen,
#Boring on about all the places that she's been,
#Why does Santa never read my letters,
#Why do I get the lime green sweater,
#Why can't I be king just for a day,
#Oh why can't Christmas go my way,
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
(Fang: Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
Chorus:
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
(Henry: Merry Christmas, everybody!)
== Characters Featured In Video ==
* Horrid Henry
* Rude Ralph
* Beefy Bert
* Aerobic Al
* Stuck-Up Steve
* Moody Margaret
* Perfect Peter
* Mum
* Dad
* Fred Fartwell
* Simon Snotful
* Fang
* Weepy William
* Lazy Linda
* Tidy Ted
* Spotless Sam
* Great Aunt Greta
* Greedy Graham
* Gorgeous Gurinder
* Singing Soraya
* Sour Susan
* Santa Claus
* Fluffy
* Miss Oddbod
== Karaoke Version Lyrics ==
#Who ate all the chocolates on the tree,
#Why can't there be Christmas cake for tea,
#Who wants to eat brussel sprouts,
#Henry why do you always have to shout, 
#Why are there so many thank you letters to write,
#Why can't I stay up all night,
(Spoken By Henry) "Santa does!"
#Why do you have to be so horrid, Henry,
#That's what Christmas means to me!
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator On TV,
#Mutant Max At The Top Of The Tree?
#Why can I not be the lead in the Christmas play,
#Why does Great Aunt Greta have to come & stay,
#Why do we always have to watch the Queen,
#Boring on about all the places that she's been,
#Why does Santa never read my letters,
#Why do I get the lime green sweater,
#Why can't I be king just for a day,
#Oh why can't Christmas go my way,
#Why can't Christmas be,
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator On TV,
#Mutant Max At The Top Of The Tree?
Chorus:
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator On TV,
#Mutant Max At The Top Of The Tree?
Chorus:
#Toys and comics by the trillion,
#Crisps & sweets by the gazillion,
#Terminator Gladiator On TV,
#Mutant Max At The Top Of The Tree?
Chorus: #Mutant Max at the top of the tree?
Chorus: #Mutant Max at the top of the tree?
== Characters Featured In Video ==
* Horrid Henry
* Rude Ralph
* Beefy Bert
* Stuck-Up Steve
* Mum
* Dad
* Perfect Peter
* Fang
* Fluffy
* Singing Soraya
* Weepy William
* Lazy Linda
* Tidy Ted
* Spotless Sam
* Great Aunt Greta
* The Queen
* Rich Aunt Ruby
* Mutant Max
* Pimply Paul
== Trivia ==
* There are 3 versions of this song: The earliest has a guitar riff, completely different vocals, no lines by Henry, and the line "Why can't Christmas be" spoken. The second version is similar to the final but still opens with a guitar riff and has "Why can't Christmas be" spoken. The final version has a this line sung and a different opening.
== Videos ==
File:Horrid Henry's Christmas Song Karaoke-2
File:Horrid Happy Christmas-3
File:Why Can't Christmas Be? (Horrid Happy Christmas Original Version)
File:Horrid Christmas Song - Happy Holidays - Horrid Henry-2
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