Morning Star

Morning Star is the forty-seventh episode of Cult of Squid. It will release December 13th, 2020, and was written by Purple133
==Plot==
The Cult prepares for a final confrontation against Satan.
==Transcript==
(Episode begins with everybody in the cult jail)
Squidward: Okay we need to get out of here.
Random Prisoner: Us included?
Squidward: You guys included. I once dug a secret tunnel here as escape in case something like this happened. 
(Squidward pushes one of his paintings off the wall and everyone gasps)
Squidward: What? Ohhhh. Yeah my art isn’t THAT good. Anyways follow me!
(Squidward leads the jailed cultists and a bunch of regular prisoners into a secret tunnel that goes upstairs)
Random Prisoner: Thank you for freeing us Squidward!
Squidward: Yeah yeah don’t mention it. By the way can you go first? This leads right into the cult chamber.
Random Prisoner: Okay! I can’t wait for freedom!
(The random prisoner pushes a painting out of the way and looks into the chamber)
Random Prisoner: Looks good to me, let’s go!
(A snap is heard and the random prisoner’s eyes light on fire and he starts screaming)
Squidward: Oh no-
(The prisoner falls dead out of the painting)
Noseward: Okay what’s plan B?
Satan: Hey guys. So unfortunately I’ve decided since I now have control of the cult, you guys don’t really serve a purpose. Sorry not sorry but you all have to die now.
(Doctor Crayons throws Squidward a helmet)
Squidward: What’s this for?
Crayons: put it on!
(Squidward puts the helmet on as Satan snaps his fingers and blocks a smiting)
Squidward: Oh that’s smart! 
Satan: THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN-
Crayons: Well Satan you see when Zomp stole some weapons, I actually walked in and stole some too. That helmet is made from hell metal!
Satan: Smart. Fine then. I’ll take pleasure killing you all by hand then. 
(Satan flies up to Squidward and throws him out of the painting passageway)
Squidward: Ugh.
Satan: You’ve done quite a lot of damage for an insignificant water dweller! 
Squidward: I’m aware. NOW NOSEWARD!
(Noseward cuts his hand and starts painting a sigil on the wall)
Satan: No you don’t!
(Satan flicks his hand and sends Noseward flying across the cult chamber)
Noseward: I’ll finish it!
(Crayons throws Noseward another helmet)
Noseward: Ha!
(Crayons and Security put helmets on too)
Satan: FINE! That’s the way you guys want it to be?
(Satan teleports behind Brother Señor and plunges his fist through his chest, killing him instantly)
Satan: I’ll kill every last one of you until you let me finish what I’ve started.
Squidward: And what would that be?
Satan: The end! I’ve started the end of days.
Squidward: And by that you mean?
Noseward: Oh my god it all makes sense. The dreams!
Satan: Oh those? Pretty groovy aren’t they? I thought maybe if I showed you what I was going to do that you would stop trying to prevent it. But you guys couldn’t leave well enough alone could you?
Noseward: So you’ve been giving me the dreams?
Satan: Yes! Yes I have. 
Squidward: Wait so why do you need the cult?
Satan: Seeing as I’m about to slaughter you all I might as well tell you. This building is a hotspot for sacrificial and ritualistic practices. That creates some small dark energy, but you guys not only did that, but then took over everything and grew powerful. 
Squidward: So we generated a lot of dark energy?
Satan: Yep! And in case you forgot, a literal gate to Hell is sitting not too far from here. So that makes this building the perfect place to bring my legions of demons to earth!
Squidward: We’ll stop you!
Satan: Oh is that true? Because that went SO great last time. You guys are a joke. I’ll see you in Hell boys!
(Satan begins lighting cultists on fire but Noseward finishes his sigil and hits it)
Satan: NO!
(Satan gets sent back to hell)
Noseward: We don’t have too long so we’ve got to demon proof this place NOW.
(Crayons runs to his lab and the Initiator appears)
Initiator: Hey guys. Need help?
Squidward: yes, yes we do.
Initiator: Nix gave me some special super paint as they called it. This stuff can ward off just about anything except for literal God.
Squidward: Oh really?
Initiator: Mhm!
Squidward: Why can’t Nix just smite Satan?
Initiator: Something about breaking the cosmic power balance.
Squidward: makes sense. Well we need to get ready because I think Satan’s going to bombard us with demons.
Initiator: Smart idea.
Crayons: Well first I need to make some more helmets.
Squidward: Use the cult copying machine!
Crayons: Oh right, I built that. I wonder if I can clone you guys using it. Wouldn’t that be a wacky misadventure?
Squidward: Just copy the damn helmets we’re running out of time.
(Cut to the Feathered Friends in the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Hey what’s that?
Plankton: what?
SpongeBob: It looks like-
Patrick: THE KRUSTY KOMRADES!
(Mr. Krabs enters the Krusty Krab through a back entrance)
Mr. Krabs: Hey guys so I don’t have a soul before you ask but also Satan’s demons took over the Krusty Komrades. 
Patrick: Well that REALLY probably isn’t good.
Bubble Bass: No, it is not.
(Cut to the cult)
Initiator: HEY SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: What?
Initiator: Where’s the power drill?
Squidward: Why do you need it?
Initiator: Bolting the door again.
Squidward: Oh okay. Right over there.
(The Initiator goes to bolt the door but it gets busted down by the Feathered Friends)
Initiator: DANG IT-
SpongeBob: LOTS OF DEMONS RUN NOW!
Squidward: What?
(A battle horn is blown and a ton of possessed crabs can be seen running towards the cult)
Squidward: Oh okay then. EVERYBODY GET UPSTAIRS TO MY BEDROOM!
Buff Jim: Wait really?
Squidward: I have another secret escape up there.
Noseward: what about the back exit?
Squidward: Oh yeah.
(A bunch of crabs start coming in through the back door)
Noseward: Never mind then.
(Squidward leads everybody up to his bedroom)
Crayons: Sorry I'm nervous, I’ve never been in here before.
Squidward: It’s alright brother. Here under my bed is the exit. Jim help me move this bed!
Buff Jim: Okay.
Sister Yvonne: Hey guys I hear them coming!
Squidward: security bard the door!
Security: What’s a bard-
(The door splinters)
Squidward: GO GO GO GET OUT-
(Cultists start going into the exit which is a slide to the outside area of the cult)
Crayons: Where do we go now?
Initiator: No clue!
(The Initiator vanishes)
Crayons: incredible.
(Cut to Squilliam waking up in the cult since Satan was expelled from his body)
Squilliam: Wait what’s going on?
(Squilliam looks around and sees demons rushing after remaining cultists and then pretends to be dead)
Random Demon: Hey who’s this guy?
Random Demon 2: No clue, but I think he’s dead.
Random Demon: Oh alright.
(The demons head upstairs; cut to Squidward and everybody running away from the cult)
Squidward: You know what no. I’m tired of running guys.
Noseward: Yeah I’m pretty tired too can we just get to a rest area or something
Squidward: No I mean I say we stand here and fight. We have the weapons and if Satan really is about to start the end of the world, why shouldn’t we make one last stand?
SpongeBob: You’re right.
Noseward: What’s the plan Brother Squidward?
Brother Rev: I don’t care what his plan is but I’m in.
Patrick: So am I.
Buff Jim: Same here. 
Squidward: Squilliam is trapped in there somewhere, I can feel it. Our home has been taken over by these demons so we need to break in and save Squilliam. Then we can determine what to do from there. But the main priority is finding a way to kill Satan once and for all. Any bright ideas?
Crayons: Well it’s a bit of a stretch, but perhaps I forge a blade out of one of the anti-smite helmets I made?
Squidward: Anything works. Now we just need to get to the Krusty Krab and-
(The ground starts to rumble)
Yvonne: What’s going on?!
Security: Oh crap-
(Squidward turns and faces the cult pyramid in the distance, a red beam shoots up from it)
Squidward: That really doesn’t look good oh no-
(Inside the cult everything lights on fire and the ground cracks open and pulls everything in, demons included. Squilliam climbs onto a pole when a helicopter suddenly drops a ladder down to him)
Squilliam: What the heck?
(A large tough looking crab wearing pilot gear emerges and jumps down, catching the ladder)
Crab: Greetings sir, I’m the Bikini Bottom Brawler!
Squilliam: Who?
BBB: Wrestler and super hero!
Squilliam: Wow I didn’t realize we had a superhero!
BBB: Well you do now son. Come with me up north, I’ve taken end of the world precautions.
Squilliam: Okay sure.
(BBB grabs Squilliam and they climb up the ladder; cut to Squidward’s view of the cult)
Squidward: Oh my god.
(The beam shoots into the sky and hits the moon, causing a small moon rock meteor shower to start)
Security: What the Davy Jones is going on?!
Squidward: It’s the end.
TBA
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