Muppet Classic Theater: Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition

Muppet Classic Theater: Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition would be a special edition DVD released in 2005 to commemorate Kermit's 50th Anniversary. Unlike the other four DVDs in the collection ("The Muppet Movie", "The Great Muppet Caper", "The Muppet Christmas Carol", and "Muppet Treasure Island"), this is the only Muppet movie to not feature widescreen, due to being a direct-to-video movie as opposed to theatrical, but would still be remastered, with music in 5.1 Surround Sound.
==DVD MENU==
*Play Movie
*Scene Selection
*Bonus Material
**6 Sing Along Songs (with optional karaoke track)
**Original 1994 Teaser Trailer
**Original "$2.00 off" Trailer
**Original 1995 "Now on Video" Trailer
*Options
**Audio Configuration
***5.1 English Surround Sound
***Spanish Audio
***French Audio
**Subtitles
***English
***Spanish
***French
*Sneak Peeks
**"The Muppet Wizard of Oz"
**"The Muppet Show" Season 1
**"Kermit's 50th Anniversary"
**Other Disney trailers
==TRAILER TRANSCRIPT==
(Footage of the Disney vault opening is shown)
Trailer Announcer: Coming out of the Disney vault, the wonder and excitement of the theater, is now available for the first time
10 YEARS
in over 10 years.
Rizzo: Cool!
(The title appears in front of the purple curtains)
Trailer Announcer: "Muppet Classic Theater".
(We cut over to the "Kermit's 50th Anniversary" logo)
part of Kermit's 50th Anniversary collection,
FOR THE FIRST TIME
EVER ON [Disney DVD logo]
available for the first time ever on Disney DVD.
Andy and Randy Pig (While cheering): Yay-hey-hey-hey!
Trailer Announcer: With all your favorite Muppets...
Fozzie/Emperor: (Presents his slippers on his ears) Ah!
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: HI-YAH! (Kicks Officer Fuzzy playing the jeweler)
Fuzzy/Royal Jeweler: Yah!
Trailer Announcer: Starring in 6 unforgettable fairy tales.
(The townsfolk clamor at Fozzie wearing nothing boxer shorts)
Kermit/Mayor (Mad at Gonzo): (Turns away in shame) Oh, good grief.
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
Trailer Announcer: Like "The Three Little Pigs".
(Andy and Randy headbutt into each other)
Miss Piggy/Sandy Pig: (Opens the door and comes to the wolf angrily) Are you suggesting that I have facial hair, furball?
Big Bad Wolf (Embarrassed): N-no, I only meant that...
Miss Piggy/Sandy Pig: HI-YAH! (Elbows the Big Bad Wolf in the rib cage)
Big Bad Wolf (In pain): Oh!
Kermit/King Midas (Worried): I can't take this! (Screams and puts his hands on the sides of his head, turning himself to a golden statue by accident.)
KING MIDAS
Trailer Announcer: "King Midas".
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas (Panicking): Oh! Oh no! Midy!
(We cut to Miss Piggy talking to Gonzo)
Gonzo/Satyr (Confused): What seems to be the matter?
Miss Piggy/Queen Midas: What's the matter? THE KING HAS TURNED HIMSELF TO GOLD!
Various Muppet Townspeople (Chanting): Rah!
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
Trailer Announcer: "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
Gonzo/Shepherd (Panicking): Listen, everybody! I really mean it this time! Wolf! It's a real wolf! Long snout, big teeth, bad breath, the works!
(We cut to the Big Bad Wolf in "The Three Little Pigs")
Big Bad Wolf (Confused): Huh?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN
Trailer Announcer: "Rumpelstiltskin".
[BOOM!]
Gonzo/Rumpelstiltskin: (Appears in a cloud of smoke and cackles) Ooh, gotta get that one fixed.
Miss Piggy: (Faces the camera) What a weird little man.
THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
Trailer Announcer: "The Emperor's New Clothes".
Fozzie/Emperor (Embarrassed): I must be... NAKED!
THE ELVES & THE SHOEMAKER
Trailer Announcer: And "The Elves and the Shoemaker".
Rizzo: (Gets an idea) Hey, a story about Elvis?
Head Elvise: Thank you. Thank you very much.
♪We got a special kind of leather that'll add a little rhythm in your shoes.♪
Gonzo/Satyr: (Faces the screen) And you're gonna love this part.
ORIGINAL
(Kermit touches a crowd member's orb, turning it into gold. Before, the video quality was presented as poor, but when Kermit touched the orb, the picture quality transitions to being restored.)
RESTORED
Trailer Announcer: This fairytale collection has now been fully restored from its original Video.
Miss Piggy: (Faces the screen victoriously) Yes!
5.1 SURROUND SOUND
Trailer Announcer: With music in 5.1 Surround Sound.
Gonzo/Shepherd: (Pops out of the flock of sheep) Fantastic.
Trailer Announcer: This is one Muppet movie you've gotta add to your collection,
(The "Kermit's 50th Anniversary" logo appears once more)
to celebrate Kermit's 50th Anniversary.
(Miss Piggy, Kermit, and the whole kingdom gasp and lean their heads closer to Gonzo, who was almost about to say his name.)
Big Bad Wolf (Dressed as Santa): You are too kind!
(In front of the curtain background is the "Muppet Classic Theater" logo, with the "Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition" logo underneath.)
Trailer Announcer: "Muppet Classic Theater: Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition".
(The logo fades away, revealing the "For the First Time Ever on [Disney DVD logo]" byline.)
For the first time ever on Disney DVD.
(The byline fades away, revealing the final set of subtitles reading "COMING FALL 2005".)
Coming Fall 2005.
Backup Elvise 1: Well, let's get out of here.
Backup Elvise 2: Let's get out of here.
Backup Elvise 1: That was wonderful.
Rizzo (Voice-over): Ladies and gentlemen, the elves have left the building.
(The final Elvise closes the door)
Gonzo (Annoyed) (Voice-over): Would you cut that out?
(Rizzo chuckles)
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