JG Presents: War Thingy

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. KIDDOS BEWARE.
==Before==
*<MPW> My pastas are the best.
*<Henriot5> No mine.
*<JG> Hey, what's going on?
*<MPW> Henriot5 thanks he can make better pastas than ME!
*<X-Inbox> Okay, THAT'S IT! YOU WON'T STOP FIGHTING SO I'M GONNA BECOME SPAKUTSI AND MAKE YOUR WIKI LIVES MISERABL
*<everyone> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*<spakutsi> I used to play Minecraft, but a bad guy called Coltello Uomo ruined the game! I NEVER WANNA PLAY AGAIN!
*<Popstar792> AHHHHH, DIE YOU CREEPY CREEP
*Spakutsi has died.
===Like 8 minutes later===
*<MPW> War?
*<JG> NO.
*<Henriot5> Sure.
*<JG> ur gonna dieeeee
*<Henriot5 -and- MPW> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
==WAR: Day 1==
===Team MPW's cabin===
*<JG> Like, what time is it?
*<MPW> 8:02 A.M.
*<An Enderman> Oh.
*<JG> I can't believe your gonna fight Henriot5... AND THIS CABIN IS LIKE STUFFY AS FUCK!
*<An Enderman> Well...
===Team Henriot5's cabin===
*<Henriot5> So, I'm ready to fight MPW now.
*<Dragon981> O, REALLY?
*<Chomebookdude> Apparently so.
*<Popstar792> Good luck.
*<Henriot5> Don't need it.
===Memewhile on TWïTTêR™===
:some guy 1s
:Ok its time for #MPWvsHenriot5 and im guessing theres gonna be bloodshed🔪
===WAR: Day 1's ad===
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==WAR: Day 2==
===Henriot5 suddenly got himself a fancy mansion and is living it up in his new city: Henriot5 City, Texas.===
*<Henriot5> Ah, the life!
*<Edward the Butler> Would you like for me to ask about the war, Master Henriot5?
*<Henriot5> War... (aims revolver at Edward the Butler)
*<Edward the Butler> HOLYNBULLY SHITS!
====R.I.P. Edward the Butler====
:Date: December 20, 2019
:Age: 54
:Died from: Le revolver (cue saxophone music)
:Final words: HOLY BULLY SHITS!
===MPW suddenly got himself a fancy mansion and is living it up in his new city: MPW City, Oklahoma.===
*<MPW> Ah, the life!
*<Patrick the Butler> Would you like for me to ask about the war, Master MPW?
*<MPW> War... (aims revolver at Patrick the Butler)
*<Patrick the Butler> HOLY BULLY SHITS!
===R.I.P. Patrick the Butler===
:Date: December 20, 2019
:Age: 58
:Died from: Le revolver (cue saxophone music)
:Final words: HOLY BULLY SHITS!
===WAR: Day 2's ad===
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==WAR: Day 3==
===Jenna Glenwood's diary (WAIT, SHE HAS A DIARY? HAHA, GET PWNED LI'L GURL!)===
===MPW City===
*<MPW> Living... the... life.
*<some guy> Hey, how are you doing?
*<MPW> DUDE, SHUT UP! IT'S TIME TO GO TO WAR.
===No ad for this day.===
Mmmmmm, sorrie.
==WAR: Day 4==
===Jenna Glenwood's new island: Jenna Glenwood Island (JG Island/JGI)===
*<JG> I love this island. Isn't that write, Arnold the Butler
*<Arnold> Sure is. I love being a butler!
*<JG> Well, I'm goin'.
===The actual war===
THEY ALL DIED! end.