Fanonland Invasion

Fanonland Invasion is the fourteenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on February 2, 2019 and was written by Purple133, FireMatch, CrazySponge, AlternativeHuman93, DanzxvFan8275, and Rocky Lobster. It is the finale of Season One.
== Transcript ==
Yeah (Episode opens with cannonballs hitting the walls of Fanonland)
Purps: We’re screwed.
(Ponyo runs outside)
Ponyo: What’s going on?
Purps: The siege of Fanonland. It’s beginning.
(Everyone, even Travis come out of their houses to see ESB troops riding on horseback, as the armada is taking formation)
Granite: It’s actually happened.
Travis: Matchy, after this if you still fap in class, I will beat your ass.
Matchy: Shut the fuck up.
Alt: Ok. So what’s happening. Also Travis stop making your damn fapping jokes!
Travis: Never, you filthy imperialist!
Alt: Ugh!
Crazy: This is absolutely INSANE.
(Shot of every Fanonland inhabitant standing in a row prepped for battle)
Ponyo: COBBLEPIRATE21! YOU ARE THE BLACKSMITH! GET THEM WEAPONS!
Alt: Oh no! I don’t know which side to choose! Oh wait, this isn’t an ESB vs. SBFW battle.
Crazy: JUST CHOOSE A SIDE.
(CobblePirate21 comes out with weapons)
Ponyo: Dan, you get a battle axe.
Dan: Let’s fucking go.
Ponyo: Rocky, you get a bow.
Rocky: Wait a second.
Ponyo: Purps, you get a sword. Alt, you also get a sword.
Purps: I know what’s going on.
Ponyo: Travis, you get a staff.
Travis: Is it magic?
Ponyo: (looks at label) yes. And Crazy, you get a ring that can turn you invisible.
Crazy: can i use it for...uh, other things?
(Everyone else is given swords, some people get large catapults for multiple people, some people get bows, and some get bags of rocks)
Ponyo: PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Purps: Hey Matchy, who’s that?
(Purps points at somebody strolling into the castle)
Matchy: (pulls out binoculars) GOLF!
(Camera cuts to JackHackers and his mom, going through the Wendy’s drive-thru)
Jack: MOM! I WANT A BACONATOR!
Jack’s Mom: No Jack, your little tummy can’t handle it!
Jack: I CAN HANDLE IT MOM!
(Camera cuts to Purps and Matchy, who are following Golf)
Purps: Maybe we can trip him?
Matchy: Using what?
Purps: No clue. Seemed like a good idea.
Matchy: Wait, he’s stopping!
Golf: I can hear you idiots.
Purps: You sure?
Golf: Why are you following me?
Matchy: Because you’re an enemy walking into our castle.
Golf: Well I thought taking this castle would be easy.
Purps: Not if I have anything to say about it!
(Golf grabs a large golden sword)
Golf: Yeah it’s still going to be easy.
(Camera cuts to a large-scale battle about to begin at the border of Fanonland, as the wall is breaking down)
AFP: I know this looks bad, but I mean that’s a pretty tough wall.
(The wall collapses)
AFP: EVERYBODY CHARGE!
(AFP runs into a group of ESB users and starts swinging a sword, as everyone else fights against ESB users)
Dan: Why are there so many of them?
Rocky: Good question. 
Polar: Maybe because their wiki is bigger?
(Polar shoots an arrow into one’s shoulder)
ESB User #1: OW!
Ponyo: Would you look at the time, I better get back to the castle!
Dan: You’re seriously ditching us now?
Ponyo: Better safe than sorry.
(Camera cuts to Matchy and Purps sword fighting Golf)
Matchy: Oh my god this is exhausting.
Golf: Tell me about it. Just let us destroy Fanonland and all will be good. 
Purps: Why do you even want to destroy it in the first place?
Golf: Because SeemsGood and Lock hurt my feelings! This place is toxic, like a fucking drug. I’m here to get rid of it.
Matchy: Excuse me, BOI.
Crazy: Golf, why don’t you just report them to fandom?
Purps: When did you get here?
Crazy: I learned how to teleport, remember?
Purps: Uh, no.
Crazy: Oops, wrong series!
(Crazy vanishes)
Golf: Okay, where were we?
(Golf swings his sword at Matchy and Purps, who hold the blow off with their swords)
Purps: Matchy, get a shield!
Matchy: WHERE?!
Purps: Over there!
(Purps points to a convenient box of shields)
Matchy: Got it!
(Matchy gets a shield and Golf attacks her foolishly)
Golf: Shit!
Purps: Taje that!
(Camera pans to the large scale battle going on outside)
AFP: GUYS! BEFORE YOU PANIC, JUST REMEMBER THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE!
(Horses start charging in and attacking random Fanonland civilians)
Dan: Shit.
AFP: LAUNCH THE CANNONS!
Rocky: What cannons? We don’t own cannons.
AFP: GODDAMMIT!
CrazySponge: o.
Dan: Hey hey, just take your sword like I do (grabs sword) and run into battle screaming BANZAI!
(Dan charges into a group out ESB users)
CrazySponge: Hey that’ll work!
(Everyone starts charging, confusing the ESB users; meanwhile…)
Jack: Did you order the Baconator mom?
Jack’s Mom: Yes Jack, just for you.
Jack: Thank you!
(Jack’s mom pulls up to the drive-thru window)
Wendy’s Employee: That’ll be $7.89 ma’am.
Jack’s Mom: Hey it said $5.99 out there!
Wendy’s Employee: Sure. 
(Jack’s mom hands the employee the cash and then he hands over the baconator; Camera cuts to an epic sword fight between Purps and Golf)
Purps: Wait what happened to Matchy?
Golf: She ran and hid in the corner like ten minutes ago.
Purps: Oh yeah.
Golf: Hey stop distracting me!
(Golf slashes Purps in the cheek with his sword)
Purps: Oh shit!
Golf: Wow I actually hit you!
Purps: Yeah and I’m about to hit you multiple times.
(Purps swings his sword at Golf, who dodges it and then swings back)
Golf: I’m reporting you for this!
Purps: Yeah, keep yapping your mouth, liberal.
Golf: I’m reporting you twice as hard now!
Purps: REPORTING ME TO WHO? GOD?
Golf: No! The overlords, Fandom!
Purps: Oh shit.
(Golf pushes a button on his sword and a horn is heard outside)
Matchy: (wakes up) SHIT.
Purps: What the fuck was that?
Matchy: He sounded the Fandom alarm! They’re gonna be here any minute!
Golf: That’s what you guys get for being mean to me!
Purps: Bro what the hell?
Golf: THAT’S RIGHT I CALLED IN THE BIG GUNS.
(A bunch of people wearing FANDOM bodysuits come riding in on horseback and start killing villagers on both sides)
Dan: Hey Ponyo, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?!
Ponyo: We’re screwed. We can’t beat Fandom!
Crazy: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OR INTO A BACKUP CASTLE WHICH I CONVENIENTLY BUILT!
Dan: Backup castle?
(Matchy and Purps run outside)
Matchy: Yeah Crazy built a backup castle.
Dan: WELL WHY WASN’T I TOLD?
(Golf sprints outside)
Golf: Ha you’re all screwed now! There’s no way you can escape CERTAIN DOOM.
Purps: Shut up Golf.
Golf: MAKE ME!
(AFP knocks Golf unconscious) 
AFP: GUYS GO.
(Everyone sprints for their lives as Fandom takes out the entire kingdom of Fanonland)
Ponyo: Everything is gone.
Crazy: Well I made a backup with some stuff!
Purps: Yeah, I guess we gotta start again.
(Camera pans to Jack’s car)
Jack: Mom can I please have the baconator.
Jack’s Mom: Yes.
(Jack’s Mom hands Jack the baconator)
Jack: LET’S GOOOOOO.
(Camera goes black)
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