Blaine Boysmell

Blaine Boysmell, also known as Heal Faceturn and Atlas Earth, is a Viera residing in Eorzea and a potential Warrior of Light. He was born and raised on the Vague Southern Island. He was mistakenly thought to be the author of The Boysmell Files, but it turned out to be Paavo Askrwesfv.
== Background ==
After losing a fight against a fearsome warrior known as Johann Retcon, he ended up becoming an Inquisitor of the Holy See of Ishgard, replacing the recently-slain Guillaime. Yeah, that's right, it's a canon tie-in. Do you remember that guy? It's okay, I had to look up his name, too.
Following the cancellation and death of King Thordan, Blaine reportedly uttered the infamous phrase "I'm about to get the CLUCK out of here," before promptly changing his name so that nobody would learn of his connections to the Holy See, or of the many alleged "heretics" he sentenced to execution throughout his service.
His keen inquisitor's nose or eye or whatever would eventually lead him to a new path, and a mystery greater than any other. It is said that he now roams Eorzea in search of the truth...
"Who the fuck leads the House of Commons?"
== After Fumimi's Adventures (SB-EW) ==
Much has happened since Blaine's departure from Ishgard. He has developed an extremely volatile relationship with a certain someone that has had an effect on his work, and he finds himself feeling a bit more insecure these days (though he'd never admit it.)
Most recently, this archnemesignificant-other of his dragged him to the frontlines of Bozja, where he's fighting for his life and not really knowing why.
== CLASSIFIED - Criminal Profile ==
Though overtly flirtatious and honestly kind of a giant slut, he is also a cold, calculating individual who believes in furthering human knowledge above all else, even at the cost of human life. Every few weeks, a night will fall in which he dons his "work" outfit and prowls the streets searching for a suitable candidate for the next batch of experimentation. On these nights, he experiences a naturally-developed nullification of emotional response, regressing into a completely unfeeling and hyper-focused state. His experiments have ranged from developing cures to diseases to manipulating the body's natural responses to physical trauma.Though he will kill without a hint of remorse during his trials, he does not consider mortal life to be wholly insignificant. He refuses to work with nuclear materials or any sort of phenomena that could result in mass death. The knowledge he spills so much blood for would be useless, after all, without the existence of future generations to make use of it.
Despite lacking empathy for his subjects, he has been known to actively "rule out" a few select people as possible candidates when he considers their existence interesting enough to provide a constant stream of data.
== Trivia ==
* Blaine is the founder of Fumiagnosticism (the belief that it is impossible to determine with 100% accuracy whether or not Fumimi Fumi is so funny.)
* It took writing this page for Molly to finally realize that it's "Thordan" and not "Thordran."
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