Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Shrek and Crash: St. Ogre's Day written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "The Rise of the Clan".
==Plot==
(Back at Far Far Away in the carnival, Shrek, Crash and their friends catch up at the table by bringing in lots of prizes and snacks of churros in big cups as the gang sit together and talk about their time in the carnival)
*Shrek: Man. Look what we got.
*Coco: A bunch of prizes with churros.
*Puss in Boots: Churros!
*Tawna: We got a bunch of cinnamon sticks to eat.
*Donkey: Eat up the churros. *eat the churros* Mmm. Taste like a sugar bread stick.
*Crash: *eat the churros* Ha ha.
*Aku Aku: Once you earn tickets, you buy with tickets and deserve to get the best treats on the fest.
*Fiona: This fried dough is the taste of a finger doughnut. *eat a churro*
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh by playing with their churros*
*Dronkeys: *fly around and burn some churros by eating them*
*Donkey: Easy there Dronkeys! You don't want to burn your churro to the ground that long.
*Crunch: I bet they love my muscles.
*Tawna: Of course they do Crunch, cause you get all the ladies around you and hanging on your neck.
*Crunch: That's where a scarf would be placed. I'll have them sitting on my lap.
*Tawna: Your arm, buffy!
*Crunch: If it was my shoulders, then they would be sitting on me.
*Puss in Boots: The sugar in the churro is making me wanna jump! *eat a churro*
*Coco: That's all we got for lunch.
*Shrek: *hold a hamburger* Oh, I also brought a hamburger for myself. I think I'm gonna eat it. *eat a hamburger* Yeah, taste the lettuce.
*Fiona: Are there onions in it?
*Shrek: Yes. Cause you know, onions have layers on the inside.
*Donkey: What about cake?
*Shrek: You don't eat a hamburger with cake on top, Donkey. That's dessert!
*Donkey: I thought a cupcake was related to a actual pound cake at first. They're just both cakes, whatsoever.
*Shrek: I'll rather eat a cucumber with my burger on top. *eat a whole hamburger*
*Aku Aku: At least, there's nothing to be ashamed of for having a great time here.
(Close to the carnival, the Kung Klan Korce hide in one of the bushes to spy on Shrek and Crash's gang as well as the people playing lots of games in the carnival)
*Khan: There it is. The ogre and bandicoot.
*Bang: Is that a donkey and a cat on their team? What are the pets doing in here?
*Dust: We don't care about the pets. We just want to hunt them.
*Rust: Hunt for what? The fur whisker?
*Dust: Nothing but fur. Our eyes is on the targets.
*Khan: So, the ogre is teaming up with the bandicoots as the doctor says. Once we break loose, we'll get rid of the ogre and cut the bandicoots' fur up for a rug.
*Bang: Why can't we just kill them and turn them into floor rugs?
*Khan: That's what we're gonna do when we fight the gang over at the carnival. In other words, we'll kill the donkey and cat with a hat and boots on the feet.
*Rust: Smells like a fur bait to me.
*Dust: What are we waiting for? Let's go invade the carnival.
*Khan: At last, we finally make a raid for. To track down the ogre and bandicoot.
(Back at the carnival, we see Shrek, Crash and the gang eating bunch of hamburgers at the table for lunch)
*Shrek: This taste like a actual sandwich.
*Coco: It has always been a sandwich Shrek.
*Shrek: Really? Then how about you make a taco roll for me.
*Coco: Shrek, this is not a restaurant. You order what you order.
*Shrek: Then why I have to order like choosing my own thing?
*Fiona: It's what we got Shrek.
*Donkey: I'm ain't cracka lacking like a waste of time.
*Puss in Boots: If this burger have no seashells, then it's a good meal.
*Coco: It's in your opinion Puss. You see, we always have opinions.
*Puss in Boots: I hate claims.
*Coco: That's an opinion.
*Puss in Boots: Whatever. I still like leche milk after all.
*Crash: *drink a wumpa shake*
*Crunch: Dang. I wonder how much variety we get in a day.
*Tawna: Like a hundred.
*Aku Aku: A hundred? Whoa. That's off the hook.
*Shrek: Who can reach that milestone in a goal list. *hear some screaming* Whoa. Who is screaming on the scary-go-round ride at the carnival?
*Fiona: Shrek, there's a invasion going on with all that screaming.
*Shrek: What?!
*Khan: *make all the people scream and run* Come out, come out whatever you are ogre and bandicoot. The clan is here crusade you!
*Shrek: What kind of ogre and bandicoot are they referring to? They must be scamming for some scary movie at the Fairy Tale Theater.
*Fiona: They're referring to us.
*Shrek: What? Then we better make a run for!
*Pinocchio: We're under attack!
*Gingy: We're all gonna die!
*Lillian: Fiona, guys. The carnival is in harm. There's no way to stop these hooded tyrants from invading the kingdom.
*Fiona: Don't worry Mom, we can stop the clan from invading the kingdom.
*Puss in Boots: *hold his sword* Smell like a bunch of thieves trying to steal a bunch of gold.
*Donkey: We're kicking their butts off the circus!
*Shrek: Lillian, take care of the babies while we're off for battle.
*Crash: *salute like a soldier*
*Lillian: Will do.
(Shrek, Crash and the gang confront the Kung Klan Korce at the carnival while the citizens are screaming and running from the clan's invasion)
*Shrek: You there. What are you doing in the carnival?
*Khan: You must be the ogre everyone have been talking about.
*Shrek: What are you doing in Far Far Away? Are you scaring people with your hood costumes? Are you crazy?!
*Khan: This look like a challenge to me. Where do you hide your magic?
*Shrek: What magic?
*Coco: We don't actually store magic in the carnival, silly.
*Rust: *see Aku Aku* I see it! The store of magic.
*Aku Aku: Excuse me? I'm a mask.
*Khan: You party creatures have no right to stand still. You are under the force of the Kung Klan Korce.
*Shrek: Kung Klan Korce? *laugh* What kind of name is that?
*Donkey: Like it doesn't even exist man! *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: Silly name for a clan. I fought terrible thieves and bandits in all my life while traveling in Spain.
*Dust: You don't mock our group!
*Bang: All of you punks got a reason to apology.
*Shrek: Well you got a moment to apology after what you guys have done in the carnival.
*Fiona: We're calling a forfeit for you guys.
*Khan: But we haven't even start the fight yet.
*Crash: Grrr!
*Coco: Bring it on.
*Crunch: In your butts!
*Tawna: Don't let my arrow shoot you.
*Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare.
*Khan: I dare you to walk away like a bunch of cowards.
*Shrek: Okay, okay. You guys are offending us with your so-called clan of yours that tries to murder on fairy tale creatures.
*Fiona: Shrek.
*Aku Aku: Where do you think you're going?
*Donkey: This isn't a trick, huh?
*Shrek: I'll do my thing. I'm outta here. There's nothing to worry about. *pretend to yawn* Huaaaa. Man I am so tired I haven't even taken a nap a week!
*Bang: What is he doing?
*Khan: I got a plan.
*Shrek: See ya hood people. I'm going to take a nice zip of coffee at Farbucks.
*Khan: It's time. *run to Shrek and attack him*
*Shrek: Aah! *throw Khan on the tent*
*Puss in Boots: This means war! Aah! *he and his gang fight the Kung Klan Korce*
*Crash: *punch, kick and spin some hooded robe members*
*Coco: *punch and knock every one of the hooded robe members* Oh yeah!
*Donkey: *knock out a hooded robe member* Ah ha! Eat my fur!
*Shrek: *fight Khan* Come on, you're in big trouble mister.
*Khan: Not a chance. *slice Shrek with a broken wood piece*
*Shrek: Ah. It hurts! Not on the chest. *bang Khan*
*Khan: *spin kick on Shrek*
*Shrek: *trip* Yao! Son of a bumble gum.
*Khan: *hold Shrek* Is this how it feel like to lose a life?
*Shrek: Not at all. *bump Khan* Stay here on the ground. Do not move.
*Khan: *scratch Shrek's legs*
*Shrek: Not on the legs!
*Bang: *fight Fiona* Over here ogre lady.
*Fiona: Who you calling ogre lady? *punch Bang*
*Rust: *fight Crunch* Man, you are strong as a cyclops!
*Crunch: You're calling me a cyclops? Ooh, you son of a dummy! *smash Rust*
*Tawna: *use her bow to shoot arrows at the hooded robe members* Ha! Once they get shot, they get pinch by the sharp of the arrow.
*Dust: *throw Dust at Tawna* Eat that dust, bandicoot woman!
*Tawna: *cough* Excuse me? What are you? A pencil sharper?
*Dust: Who's the pretty bandicoot lady on the block?
*Crash: *punch a hooded robe member and shocked at Tawna getting harassed by Dust* Whoa! Errr.
*Dust: I'll be your best friend if you wanna go out with me.
*Tawna: No. Just no. That sound cringey as a rat bed.
*Dust: The first thing we do on our first date is- *get knocked by Crash*
*Crash: *taint Dust and surprised to see Tawna*
*Tawna: Oh Crash. Is that hooded robe guy trying to bother me?
*Crash: Uh? *think and itch his head*
*Aku Aku: You guys, Shrek is in danger.
*Crash: What?
*Fiona: The leader behind the clan have a sword on his hands, aiming to cut Shrek's head.
*Coco: No! Not in our eyes!
*Shrek: *fight Khan* Guys, a little help here?
*Fiona: We'll help. *follow Shrek on fighting Khan*
*Puss in Boots: *fight and knock out all the hooded robe members* You fear me and made the cat angry! *jump and scratch on every hooded robe member and knock all of them out* Guess what? I'm mean! Puny much?
*Shrek: *beat up Khan* Yeah, eat that, eat that.
*Khan: *roll over and hold his sword* Not a chance. *fight Shrek with his sword*
*Shrek: *use a shield to block the attack from Khan* Don't make me break the shield on you.
*Khan: *use his sword to hit on the shield from Shrek* I...will...break...this...shield...like a maniac! *destroy the shield*
*Shrek: Oh, there you have it. You broke the shield in half.
*Khan: Your truly owned Khan. *slash Shrek*
*Fiona: Shrek!
*Coco: We're too late!
*Tawna: Then why didn't we knock the guy out in the first place when we're close to them fighting.
*Shrek: *see the sword on his arm by holding it* Ah. So you miss a chance to slash me, didn't you. *hold Khan's sword*
*Khan: What?
*Fiona: He's alive.
*Crunch: Finally.
*Shrek: Aah! *slash Khan*
*Khan: Auuurrrraaaaaggghhh. You...son...of...a- *get punched by Shrek*
*Shrek: *hold the sword* You. Back off the carnival. Now.
*Khan: *get up* I didn't die by the lost of health. The only problem in my ears is you.
*Shrek: You're making the ogre angry. Are you?
*Khan: Of course not. I never make a ogre angry as a troll. Right you guys, eh?
*Coco: That's not funny.
*Tawna: Shrek, do the roar for the audience, will ya?
*Shrek: You asked for it. And a one, and a two. *roar at the Kung Klan Korce*
*Bang: That is one big ogre roar!
*Rust: Retreat!
*Rust: Return to the base, we surrender!
*Khan: *run away with his members* You'll pay for this, ogre! And bandicoot, soon. You're next!
*Crash: *shocked by Khan's plan to execute him*
*Shrek: *stopped roaring after the Kung Klan Korce escaped, depressed and tired after the attack on the carnival* Oh man... What have I done?
*Fiona: Shrek?
*Coco: Shrek, you did it. You roar away the Kung Klan Korce.
*Aku Aku: Are you okay?
*Shrek: We faced a grave danger than the army of Cortex.
*Tawna: What does it mean?
*Shrek: *get down, falling* Ouch! I think I hurt my back.
*Fiona: Shrek, get up!
*Donkey: He's having a seizure.
*Puss in Boots: He's not feeling well. He need some medical help like a doctor or nurse. We need a doctor here! Anyone!
*Gungy: Shrek!
*Pinocchio: Oh no. What have they done to you?
*Shrek: I'm scared. They're coming back. I can feel it.
*Big Bad Wolf: What are you talking about? You just scramble them away.
*Lillian: Oh Shrek.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *crying after their father is depressed on the ground*
*Aku Aku: This is not good news for the rest of us.
*Fiona: We'll take you back to the castle. I promise.
*Crunch: You'll get some good sleep in the mean time.
*Shrek: Yeah, but I am...feeling...kinda...dizzy and tired. *fall asleep*
*Donkey: Shrek? Shrek? Shrek! Come back!
(Following the Kung Klan Korce's escape, Shrek is not feeling well after passing out in the carnival in front of his friends and family as the ogre is taken back to the Far Far Away Palace by resting on the bed. An hour later, Shrek is awaken by his friends, surprised with some orange juice and bread rolls on a tray.)
*Shrek: Where am I? Is this the swamp?
*Everyone: Surprise!
*Shrek: Whoa. What are you guys doing here with a tray? I'm not sick and not in a mental hospital.
*Fiona: You're okay. We just wanted to cheer you up with a meal after passing out in a carnival.
*Shrek: Thank you Fiona. I know you always want to give me a nice meal after a upsetting day. *eat some bread rolls and drink orange juice* Ah. I'm feeling much better!
*Crash: Woo hoo! *pass out a Wumpa fruit to Shrek*
*Shrek: Oh Crash. A Wumpa fruit? This give me the chills. *eat a wumpa fruit* Taste like mangos mixed with a pear.
*Donkey: Shrek! My man! You're okay! *lick Shrek*
*Shrek: Ah, Donkey. Stop it! Oh, the cooties. Get it off me!
*Puss in Boots: Señor, you are wide awake.
*Shrek: Good thing, I didn't pass away like King Harold.
*Lillian: You are born to be alive, I see.
*Pinocchio: Glad you are feeling well.
*Gingy: Happy feelings.
*Big Bad Wolf: Blow a balloon and make a candle.
*Crunch: I thought you were sick like having a flu.
*Shrek: I'm not sick! In the meantime, let's go celebrate with some variety of fruits.
(Shrek, Crash and the gang meet up at the dining room in the Far Far Away Palace as they eat a bunch of fruits together at the table such as apples, pears, mangos, bananas, oranges and kiwis)
*Crash: *eat a lot of apples* He he.
*Shrek: Mmm. Pears. The shape of a ogre like onions.
*Donkey: Are onions fruit, Shrek?
*Shrek: No Donkey. That's a vegetable. Cucumbers are vegetables.
*Donkey: I thought they were a avocado with a ball core on the inside.
*Shrek: Whatever. I'm just sitting here, enjoying my snack of a pear. *eat a pear*
*Fiona: We never saw a group of clan people that are so aggressive and want to destroy our kingdom in one shot.
*Coco: The clan is never superior to our team.
*Shrek: Well guess what. We are a part of the team. Our own team. No matter how much you like it. We are superior than these clan hooded babies that don't have a life in the village.
*Crunch: I've been to far worst places than the 5th dimension.
*Three Little Pig #1: Ya. What could possibly go wrong?
*Three Little Pig #2: Like a house tearing down?
*Three Little Pig #3: Or the day the barn caught on fire.
*Three Blind Mice #1: I thought these guys were scary.
*Three Blind Mice #2: They almost tried to kill you.
*Three Blind Mice #3: At least, you roar them all out.
*Shrek: Yeah. My parents taught me to roar at predators and murders during my years in the swamp. Nobody is better, but me.
*Puss in Boots: You got one word and that word is on me. I once lost a friend that look like a egg in the bridge. Very sad tragic moment to happen since I was caring for the golden eggs.
*Shrek: Well that sucks.
*Fiona: Sorry to hear the lost of your friend. But at least, you're hanging out with us.
*Puss in Boots: Thank you very much. I am proud to be part of a family of ogres.
*Tawna: You know when your next solo adventure occurs.
*Puss in Boots: I haven't gotten a solo adventure in recent years.
*Aku Aku: You know what they say, when to set up a new adventure.
*Shrek: Why can't we all hang out in the city. You know, meeting up with bands like Wrong Direction and BTS?
*Fiona: *scream* I love Wrong Direction. Take me to Wrong Direction.
*Shrek: Calm down Fiona. You're not freaking out over a Wrong Direction concert.
*Fiona: I can't live a life anymore. Any day now, I have to see them in person.
*Lillian: Oh sweetheart. You never been too hyper for a boy band ever since Wrong Direction hit the charts.
*Tawna: What about BTS? The boy band that sing in Korean lyrics?
*Coco: That's another boy band, but good question.
*Donkey: I've been in a funky farm band once until they kicked me out after eating too much corn on their box.
*Shrek: Ooh. Someone would get fired for eating that bunch of corn in their food box.
*Puss in Boots: You mean like a lunch box? I've been banished from many towns, including my hometown. The people out there still call me a outlaw like all the cowboys and cowgirls who fought in Texas in the road towns.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Shrek: My babies. I know daddy is all awake and alive.
*Felicia: *squeeze a toy on Shrek*
*Shrek: Felicia. My sweetheart.
*Big Bad Wolf: Babies are always babies.
*Aku Aku: Are you guys still on break?
*Shrek: Yes, and I want to hang out.
*Aku Aku: Alright. Where do you want to go?
*Fiona: You know. We still have to meet up with the guys at Wrong Direction.
*Shrek: But where? Last time they had a concert and the fangirls were screaming and dancing at the streets like wildfire.
*Fiona: They must be at the studio. If you want to come.
*Shrek: Alright. We all go together at one.
*Crash: *itch his head* Ooh?
*Coco: Great. You make a lot of great promises there Shrek like a father.
*Shrek: Well thank you. You know how things are cooking in the kingdom. Something beats me for a new record. Hmm. *think*
(At the Far Far Away Music Studio, the members of Wrong Direction such as Parry Styles, Yazn, Touis Lomlinson, Fiam Payne and Fall Horan are hanging out with the members of BTS/Bongton Boys such as Y, Kungcook, Sugar, Mark Ji-min, Tim Seok-jin, RN and K-Hope at the backstage, chatting about music and their next concert tour plans around the world)
*Parry: We been rocking out with a bunch of music lately. What's next for us for our next tour?
*Yazn: We can perform at Duloc or the swamp. Those two places are great choices.
*Touis: Who would perform in a swamp where the ogres live and roar at the villagers with their pitchforks on?
*Y: You know what they say, the haters are going to roar you back.
*Kungcook: Like, how much orange chicken they throw at us.
*Sugar: Or drink lot of cream soda with a lot of sugar.
*Mark: Sugar, spice, you name it.
*Fiam: Nothing can blow off the charts.
*Fall: *hear a door bell* Someone's coming. And it's one of our fans.
*Tim: Hold it. What if the managers are here to tell us that we're leaving Far Far Away?
*Parry: Wait 'til we get the confirmation that we hit the okay button when we're good to go. I'll get the door, you sit down and wait. *open the door as the guests are here* Shrek? Crash?
*Shrek: Well hello there. One of your biggest fans want to talk with you.
*Fiona: *scream in excitement* Parry!
*Coco: Wrong Direction! Oh my god, it's you! And Bongton Boys!
*RN: Welcome to the Far Far Away Music Studio. Look like you came to the right place.
*Shrek: Are we? If we're not, do we have to check in at the front service?
*K-Hope: No, no. You guys are good. You're welcome to stay at the studio to hang out where you can chill and talk about our tours.
*Shrek: *enter the studio with his friends and family* Ah yeah. The studio's all ours.
*Donkey: This kind of music is making me wanna groove.
*Puss in Boots: New people, new faces. You know what i mean.
*Tawna: Grow up Puss. Just grow up.
*Crunch: *look in the mirror* Hello there Crunch. Look like I'm going to be lifting some weights at Kingdom Fitness.
*Lillian: Crunch, you're looking at the mirror.
*Crunch: I'm looking at myself! What is this? A old classic mystery movie?
*Shrek: Wrong Direction and BTS. I would like to have a word with you guys.
*Parry: Anything you ask, just give us a call.
*Y: You got a word to make?
*Shrek: Nice to meet you. It been a year since I saw your concerts and oh boy, it was a snooze.
*Parry and Y: What?
*Shrek: I mean, a booze like a cup of root beer at the Candy Apple.
*Y: You mean like the Poison Apple where all the fairy tale villains used to hang out at?
*Shrek: Not anymore. They parted their own ways after Prince Charming's defeat and the rise of Cortex and Rumpel. Today it has been a strange challenging day for us.
*Parry: Oh man. I'm sorry to hear. Guess you have to do all the math like answering decimals on a high basic sheet.
*Shrek: I have to warn you all about a new threat of bad people in the kingdom. The Kung Klan Korce.
*Parry: What? No way. Those group of clans are very bad.
*Y: With Kung Klan Korce, they tried to sabotage our concerts and take down all the places every creature have resided in.
*Shrek: Ha. What could possibly go wrong than a bobcat eating a crow and a leopard fighting off a lion in the woods?
*Fiona: Hold it. No bad news in the studio, Shrek.
*Shrek: Fiona. I was just explaining about my fears.
*Fiona: Parry, I didn't expect to see you on my face. So excited to meet you with my friend.
*Coco: We come a long way for you guys. Two bands meeting together and performing with a collaboration on their hands.
*Y: Thank you fangirls. You see here, we are going on our next tour in Alaska. The problem is the place back there is very super cold and windy. We probably would have to wear a jacket while performing our songs. So does you guys.
*Coco: The cold never bother me anyways.
*Fiona: But for Shrek. He even freezes out like every Winter during the Christmas season.
*Shrek: I heard that Fiona. I even pass out on Halloween.
*Y: Don't try to pass out in public if you're not feeling well.
*Shrek: I promise I won't pass out again like a dead person.
*Donkey: Or a zombie.
*Shrek: *furious* Donkey!
*Donkey: Sorry about that. Not in a good mood to talk about scary stories.
*Shrek: Anyway guys, do you want to have a drink of some Wumpa shake my bandicoot friends brought in this world?
*Yazn: You mean like a Wumpa Whip? Yeah, we can have that if we want to.
*Coco: The best Wumpa Whip come in town.
*Crash: *sip on a Wumpa Whip*
*Kungcook: We can also eat with butter as well.
*Fiona: With butter?
*Sugar: Everything goes on butter. Popcorn, bread, pancakes, waffles. You name it.
*Donkey: What about on bagels?
*Tim: That too. Great choice.
*Tawna: We all should be having a butter feast right now.
*Puss in Boots: Lots of variety you cannot complain!
*K-Hope: Someone is going to have a butter party in the studio today!
*Shrek: Let's go feast with some butter themed foods!
*Parry: Alright!
(The background song "Butter" by BTS plays as Shrek, Crash and the gang with Wrong Direction and BTS/Bongton Boys celebrate by eating lots of food with butter on top at the break room. Crash eat a bunch of popcorn with butter as well Shrek and Donkey eating waffles and pancakes together with butter and syrup on top. Coco and Fiona eat a bunch of bread rolls with butter as Puss in Boots cut a slice of bread with Tawna putting some butter on top. Fergus, Farkle and Felicia drink some milk as they play with their baby food with Lillian feeding them lots of milk with Crunch eating lots of bagels with Aku Aku making lots of butter with magic as the members of Wrong Direction and BTS celebrate by spreading butter on bread, pizza and hamburgers as they eat them all together with Crash putting butter on his wumpa fruit slices by eating them all up. Everyone is having a butter fever moment by eating bunch of foods and burp all together at once by laying together on the sofas and drinking some water to clear their throats. The background song end as we head back to the Kung Klan Korce's main lair with the members returning after their defeat as they catch up with the Army of Cortex and Rumpelstiltskin.)
*Khan: We're back.
*Cortex: You came back. How surprising. Did you kill the ogre and bandicoot as promised?
*Khan: Unfortunately, no. We lost. The ogre scare us all away.
*Cortex: WHAT?! You got to be kidding us.
*Rumpelstiltskin: You guys only had one job to get rid of the ogre. How could you do this to us to let us all down like losers?! You son of a sword! You guys are ashamed of your mistakes.
*Khan: *hold his sword to Rumpelstiltskin* Don't make me cut your head on your short body.
*Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry. There is no need to mock my appearance.
*Bang: The bandicoots were wacky enough to beat. They beat us all up.
*Uka Uka: What is going on? Why are we losing business!?
*Rust: The ogre and the bandicoot are to blame, evil mask.
*Dust: They like to mess with your minds when we're around.
*Nina: So lame. I'm not going to take it for a dollar.
*Dingodile: Me neither. Who would want a burned victory cake for dessert?
*Cortex: Idiots. I hired you for a reason and you all failed on me.
*Khan: You should have come along to kill the ogres and bandicoots as well! You blew it!
*Cortex: Don't blame me when I'm not here for you to help. Blame on your own clan.
*Khan: The clan isn't going to pay me some magic dust on the way. The problem I'm dealing with is your tiny brain head.
*Cortex: Shut up. This is pretty much why we shouldn't work together in the first place! I quit!
*Khan: You ain't quitting until we burn down Far Far Away.
*Cortex: So, you want to burn down a kingdom, eh? If you want to burn down Far Far Away, maybe you can burn down the Wumpa Islands as well as the rest of the world.
*N. Gin: We're doing bad guy stuff. Yes!
*N. Brio: We're unstoppable!
*Cortex: Our next plan is coming up and you're all prepared for this one.
*Khan: When I get the top of your fingertips, you will be toast after we lose our second chance on stopping the ogre and bandicoot. *hold his sword on Cortex* My sword is waiting to cut your little brains out.
*Cortex: Yikes! What kind of tyrant make you think of the monster you are.
*Khan: I am the monster and will always be the monster of all the kingdoms in the fairy tale lands.
*Cortex: We will discuss more on a drawing board.
*N. Tropy: The billboard it is to set up on a marker.
*Koala Kong: Things are going to get tuff. Watch out, the diet is coming to get you.
*Tiny: Tiny agrees.
*Rumpelstiltskin: You know your mistakes and know your next plan to take down the ogre and bandicoot and everything they love.
*Khan: Will do as a pleasure. Soon, we will burn Far far Away and the rest of the world built on magic. *light a cigarette with a lighter*
(Back at the Far Far Away Music Studio, Crash, Shrek and the gang with the members of Wrong Direction and BTS are still in the break room with Crash playing some paddleball by hitting the ball to the target, Donkey eating the last slice of a waffle cake, Shrek drawing a picture of a flower and the gang chilling by eating some popcorn. The background song "I Would" by One Direction play on the radio while the gang is still having some free time in the break room.)
*Shrek: Ah yeah. Look at the drawing of a flower. Still need some improvements?
*Parry: I think you did well on the drawing.
*Shrek: Thank you. I went to a carnival earlier and asked a artist to draw me more than two times. First try, a failure. A second try, a well smooth handsome drawing!
*Donkey: I need a taste of a blueberry waffle!
*Shrek: Donkey, you already ate like ten waffle cakes!
*Donkey: Come on. I haven't even try the waffle pancake yet.
*Shrek: There is no such thing as a waffle pancake. It's in your imagination!
*Fiona: Can we like play a video game or something while we're at it?
*Shrek: We don't have a video game console in the break room.
*Y: The break room is to chill out man. You gotta relax in here and feel the flow.
*Yazn: You mean like going with the flow like surfing.
*Kungcook: Flowing in, my friends.
*Coco: This look like a sugar boost to make, Kungcook. *eat a brownie*
*Kungcook: Get your hype up on the last minute, Coco Bandicoot. *eat a brownie*
*Sugar: Gotta love that sugar in the brownie. *eat a brownie*
*Aku Aku: Sweet old studio.
*Puss in Boots: You get the best experience in one place in the break room.
*Crunch: It's just a break room, Puss! Who think it's a little cafeteria with all these drawers starin at your face.
*Tawna: They be placing a lot of forks and spoons on the counter.
*Crash: *drink a cup of water* Aah.
*Shrek: Yeah Crash. We have been chilling for like a half-hour and nothing can stop the fever.
*Director: *show up at the door* Hello members of Wrong Direction and BTS. There is a film festival going on at the movie studio. It's about time to make a special guest visit over at the red carpet.
*Parry: It's time boys.
*Y: It's Bongton time.
*Shrek: What about us?
*Aku Aku: We did earn credit for the fight with Cortex and Rumpel, right?
*Director: You guys must be Shrek and Crash.
*Shrek: I am right here, sir.
*Crash: He he.
*Director: Even through you guys are not on the list, I will be putting you on the list and you guys are invited to the film festival with the rest of your friends and family.
*Fiona: Finally. We even get to hang out with Wrong Direction and BTS more.
*Coco: Today is our lucky day!
*Tawna: Boom! There you all have it. A special visit to the film festival.
*Crunch: But where? In Hollywood, California?
*Director: No. The film festival will still be in Far Far Away at the movie studio where every actor and individual would get along with each other. You guys are going to the movie studio to meet up with your fans.
*Shrek: Well, it's about time we catch up with the big guys.
*Donkey: There better be some cupcakes in the film festival!
*Fiona: We'll see what the film festival offer from us.
*Coco: It's going to be exciting, right you guys?
*Fall: You said it. We're making a comeback.
*Director: Let's go. The fans are waiting outside of the movie studio.
(At the Far Far Away Movie Studio, a film festival is being held as many actors and fairy tale creatures are in the fest, talking among each other as Shrek and Crash's gang show up with the members of Wrong Direction and BTS with the director as the fans cheer and greet the arrival of many special guests coming over)
*Director: Ladies and gentlemen. I present you Wrong Direction and BTS with the most loveable celebrity and famous ogre Shrek! Also, the wacky and funny animal of all, Crash Bandicoot!
*Shrek: Hello! Nice to meet you! I bet you saved up a ogre sundae for the film festival with some gummy worms on top.
*Pinocchio: You made it!
*Shrek: Hey, I didn't see you guys there.
*Gingy: What's up?
*Big Bad Wolf: You are on a roll.
*Doris: You are sharp.
*Mabel: Must have been dressing in a suit.
*Shrek: Uh, we didn't wear the suit and dress for the film festival. We were dressed like that the whole day.
*Coco: So does us.
*Parry: Hello ladies. Anyone want a autograph? *see fangirls screaming for a autograph and signing them all* Okay, here's one. Thank you. Another. Thank you. Next!
*Y: I love my fans. They make me smile.
*RN: Going for the world tour.
*Snow White: We love you RN!
*Cinderella: Marry me!
*Thumbelina: I got my rock statue of your face, Mark Ji-min!
*Mark: Thank you! It is your lucky day!
*Tom: I'm going to cut a bush to dedicate your face.
*Sleeping Beauty: *sleep on the floor*
*Rapunzel: *kick Sleeping Beauty from sleeping* Get up Sleeping Beauty! The floor's dirtying on the carpet.
*Artie: Hello everyone. Are you here for the film festival?
*Fiona: I know we are, King Artie.
*Crunch: We're going to light up the cinema of filmmaking. *show his hips* Uh!
*Puss in Boots: It's a catastrophe!
*Tawna: No disaster means, no flop.
*Director: Look like everyone is here for a pre-party at the theater room.
*Donkey: Pre-party!
*Gingy: More like a pre-show, but we're in!
*Shrek: Let's all go inside for a cruisin'.
(Everyone head inside of the Far Far Away Movie Studio as they enter the film festival in the theater room where the pre-show is being held with the director walking up on stage to make a announcement)
*Shrek: Nice smooth room. This is what a theater room looks like.
*Coco: This place look like a actual award ceremony. You call that a theater room?
*Fiona: It's suppose to look like a theater room. We been here like many times ever since Artie became the king of Far Far Away.
*Lillian: And people say I'm still the queen after all.
*Crash: *itch his head*
*Shrek: I wonder when the director is gonna come up stage.
*Pinocchio: The director is getting up. All mouths must be on silent mode!
*Shrek: Jeez, that fast?
*Director: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Far Far Away Film Festival. As you see here, we show many great movies and history on the latest movies on Far Far Away. Here we have Lethal Arrow 4, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Stomploose, Once Upon a Time in Far Far Away and many more greatest hits released in theaters in the past years. We will have Shrek and Crash Bandicoot joining us with special guests like Wrong Direction and BTS on the way.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: Thank you, thank you!
*Crash: *blow kisses, impressing Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel*
*Aku Aku: It is a honor to be here. Today it is the day to shine and the day to celebrate with a pre-show.
*Director: Before the special announcements, we are about to celebrate with some party games in the theater room. As you see here, we brought you some food for you to try during your stay in the room.
*Donkey: You know the moment we all have been waiting for. Get ready everybody. Cause we're about to party! One, two, three! *sing "Because We Can" by Fatboy Slim with everyone dancing to the music*
*Shrek: Whoa, nice fitting music there Donkey.
*Crash: *dance and do his spin dance*
*Director: Ha ha ha. I'm going to make some chocolate popcorn with lighted salt on top.
*Fiona: *dance* Isn't it fun?
*Coco: *dance* Yeah! It feel amazing to groove!
*Parry: Rock and roll.
*Y: Hotter, sweeter, cooler than butter.
*Shrek: We got some party games to try out if you wanna join along to the bandwagon!
(Pinocchio, Gingy, the Three Little Pigs and the Three Blind Mice put on the puzzle together at the table for a picture of Shrek as well as Fiona talking to the princesses with Coco and Tawna)
*Fiona: I never have I ever turned myself into a human for the past several years.
*Snow White: And I thought your was a frog.
*Fiona: When I was young, I turned myself into a ogre from the curse.
*Coco: If only true love kiss can break the spell of a curse.
*Tawna: Fairy tale stories have done this many times, right Sleeping Beauty?
*Sleeping Beauty: *sleep on a chair*
*Doris: She ain't going to hear you or wake up.
*Mabel: Doesn't ring a bell on her.
*Cinderella: Anyone want some tea?
*Fiona: I'm all up for a tea party.
*Rapunzel: As I may apologize for my actions with Prince Charming, it is I honor to join your princess group again.
*Fiona: As you may Rapunzel. Getting a second chance doesn't stop you from bein overthrow to the dump.
*Cinderella: No one ever fall into the dump of being the black sheep.
*Tawna: Never in a million of years. I'll take that over a rotten egg.
(Donkey, Puss in Boots, Crash and Crunch are seen eating a bunch of cupcakes and chicken sandwiches with Big Bad Wolf blowing out the soup from a hot soup)
*Donkey: Chicken fingers!
*Puss in Boots: That is a chicken sandwich my friend. The other's a finger of a chicken.
*Donkey: Why would a chicken have fingers when people call a pastry a elephant ear that came right out of a elephant's ear.
*Crunch: All of these titles must have been misleading. A chicken have wings and a elephant still have ears.
*Donkey: Like a elephant never forget. A donkey never forget too!
*Puss in Boots: That's what happen when you get old, just like with my ancestors.
*Crash: *snores*
*Shrek: Hey guys! I got some games for you to play. Anyone wanna join?
*Donkey: Yes, yes. We're in!
*Shrek: Come on you guys. There is no need to monkey around the food court when you already ate like three lunches. *see his friends join him on his series of games* Okay everybody. Who want to play Tic-Tac-Toe?
*Donkey: Uh? The whole's floor kinda big for us to draw on the ground.
*Puss in Boots: If we ever mess up the floor, we pay big bucks and we don't want to play big bucks!
*Shrek: Okay. How about Tooth or SCARE?!
*Donkey: Aah! Not Tooth or Scare! It kills me and give me nightmares!
*Shrek: Alright. Settle down. I know what we can play. Duck Duck Goose!
*Donkey: Duck Duck Goose is my jam!
*Crunch: I'm up for Duck Duck Goose if you ask me!
*Shrek: Everybody sit down. When I say duck, one of you is going to get the goose.
*Aku Aku: Like being the goat.
*Shrek: You're not playing Aku Aku. Get outta here. What is wrong with you?
*Aku Aku: Just messing with ya.
*Shrek: Enough with the disturbance. Let's just get this over with. *his friends sit down for Duck Duck Goose and touch and each person sitting* Duck, Duck, Duck.
(Lillian and Artie try one some cupcakes at the dessert booth, discussing about their favorite dessert)
*Lillian: Aren't those cupcakes the sweetest?
*Artie: Yes it is Lillian. The sweetest cakes of all of Far Far Away.
*Lillian: Someone is going to make us a nice cake based on our castle.
*Artie: One of these days, it will happen from the face of a ogre.
(Shrek is still with his friends, playing Duck Duck Goose in front of everyone before going to other party games to play)
*Shrek: Duck, Duck, Duck. *touch Crash* Angry Mom with pitchfork! *run as Crash chase him*
*Crash: *touch Shrek* Ah ha.
*Shrek: Ah, you got me! Great game you guys. You guys are the goat!
*Donkey: The goat it is as the goat to the donkey.
*Shrek: Let's play some Shrek Says.
*Pinocchio: Uh no. We don't know what that is.
*Shrek: What? You never played Shrek Says?
*Puss in Boots: You never told us about Shrek Says?
*Shrek: You guys don't know. Shrek Says is basically like Simon Says, but in Shrek's perspective of Simon Says. Shrek Says. You know I'm saying?
*Crunch: Yeah, yeah. Let's go play the game already.
*Shrek: Okay. Shrek Says pick your nose. *pretend to pick his nose*
*Crash: *while everyone pretend to pick their nose, he actually pick his nose*
*Shrek: Uh, Crash. I didn't meant to say to pick your nose like you're actually digging into your nose.
*Crash: *take a booger off his nose and pinch it*
*Shrek: Ugh, so gross. Whatever. The next time when I didn't say Shrek Says, you're out. *Crash is shocked by his words* Pay attention! Shrek says. Shoot a arrow on the target! *everyone along him shoot a arrow on the target* Shrek Says yawn like you're going to keep. *yawn with everyone else* Shrek Says do some jumping jacks! *do jumping jacks with everyone* One, two, three, four, five! Shrek Says, do a little jig! *do a jig dance with everyone with some Irish music playing* Now do a quick wind. *fart* Oh! Ho, ho.
*Everyone: *fart*
*Crunch: Oh man. I even pass gas.
*Shrek: Ah! I didn't say Shrek Says! *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: You got us on that one, ogre.
*Shrek: Those are games that will put warts on your chest. Oh, there is only one game every person can agree is best. Pin a tail on a donkey.
*Donkey: Are you talking to me?
*Shrek: Here Donkey. Where are you buddy.
*Donkey: *scared* Uh, gotta go. *walk away*
*Shrek: Ha ha. Here's Shrek-y!
*Donkey: *scream and run*
*Shrek: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I always mess with Donkey when he always get on my nerves!
*Crunch: Well played Shrek.
*Crash: Ah ha ha ha!
*Donkey: That is not funny! You all tried to make fun of me like the donkeys back at the old farm who bullied me over a bullseye!
*Shrek: I don't take jokes seriously and you know it.
*Puss in Boots: Like if a cat always land on its feet and always lose one of the nine lives. That's a fact.
*Big Bad Wolf: Aren't facts opinions or actual facts?
*Puss in Boots: Just facts. I'm not typical a math guy. In fact, I never did school at my old hometown.
*Big Bad Wolf: *annoyed* Here we go again with some baloney.
TO BE CONTINUED
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