Prophecies

Prophecies are strange and recitable poems recited by Steven to Blue llama. They are usually 7 lines long and have a random last line. Here they are
==The Ella the Moose Prophecy==
A moose from fields of Kumquat Blue
Shall be daughter of Vaati the Big Fat poo
And be born a moose with incredible powers
Live a moose that can talk for hours
And die a creature that will lead
(as sure as a spleen is a spleen):
An apolcalyptic muffin
==The Matildafish Prophecy==
A fish who hears of STRANGEGOINGSON
Shall be the sacred evil one
To reawaken god of fish
And then his face and eyeballs squish
She surely helps the glory moose
And turn all people into juice
To eat their souls
==The Biscuiamaris Prophecy==
A quiet treat from Poof-Puff Dessert
Into her enemies shall insert
Neurotoxin and other ways of death
And make them take their final breath
For she is goddess of Mini Chevenge
And all other forms of evil revenge
Like milk
==The Ievalin Prophecy==
A sole survivor of the Chandelcorn race
Shall be blasted into outer space
And see the world in endless doom
A moose's soul a face shall kaboom
A single choice shall implode her face
The world to create in 400 days
Out of popcorn.
==The other Ievalin Prophecy==
A Chandelcorn born in salad trees,
Shall be cursed to be eternally angry,
And unless all other corns die,
Shall doom al dwarves, and fate defy,
And cutting onions with a knife,
Will bring an end to organic life,
And also badgers.
==The Awesome Foursome Prophecy==
The 4 that have been stated above
Shall destroy both forge and dove
And unite against enemies
And bring all Evil to its knees
Replace Evil with jelly-meese
And devour all the world's own cheese
And destroy Wackypedia
==The Destruction of the Evil Ones==
The Moose, the Corn, Biscuit and Fish
Shall at last, their enemies squish.
And standing in a circle, glower.
George, Toog, Ed, Sam shall lose their power,
In a vortex, though not destroyed,
they shall be cast into the void
where clowns giggle.
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