Soldier Boy/Quotes

The following is a list of some of Soldier Boy's most memorable quotes.
==The Boys==
====Season Three====
"What do you say, Grimithy? Give them the Fourth of July?"-Soldier Boy to Gunpowder, "Barbary Coast"
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"I do like the assertive type. You know, with a figure like yours, you are wasted down here."-Soldier Boy to Grace, "Barbary Coast"
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"You should smile more. I bet it's a beautiful smile. (...) Oh, they do. Just ask Loni Anderson. (...) You know, if you were a little nicer, maybe you'd find a man, instead of out here playing Captain Lesbo."-Soldier Boy to Grace, "Barbary Coast"
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"I loved you. All those years... that they burned me and that they pumped me full of poison, I held onto the hope that you would come. That you would save me. Because I still loved you."-Soldier Boy to Crimson Countess, "The Last Time to Look on This World of Lies"
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"Man, I missed bennies. It's how we won D-Day, you know. We were wired to the fucking gills."-Soldier Boy to Hughie and Billy, "Herogasm"
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"Hands off the fucking shield."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Herogasm"
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"You made those words up."-Soldier Boy to Hughie regarding the internet and bluetooth, "Herogasm"
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"No one's the new me, pal."-Soldier Boy to Billy, "Herogasm"
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"You help me find the rest of my team, and I'll help you with this Homelander."-Soldier Boy to Billy, "Herogasm"
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"Do men really walk around like that? (...) Okay, well... Bill Cosby is America's dad, and, tell you one thing, he wouldn't be caught dead in that pussy gear. The Cos. That's a real man. Holy shit, did he make some strong drinks. But, seriously, what passes as a man today? Christ on a cross."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Herogasm"
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"I led the 116th onto Omah Beach. I was in the fucking Eagle's Nest. I fought for this country."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Herogasm"
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"I fought for this country. And what did I get for it? Forgotten. Left to rot by my own team."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Herogasm"
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"Now... now I got nothing."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Herogasm"
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"I don't know. (...) I said I don't know. (...) I blacked out. About ten minutes. When I came to, the damage was done. I didn't mean to hurt those people. I'm not a bad guy. (...) Only if they got it coming."-Soldier Boy to Hughie regarding what happened at Midtown, "Herogasm"
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"It's my thing. I founded it in '52. Me and this other Supe, Liberty. Man, was she a firecracker."-Soldier Boy to Billy regarding Herogasm, "Herogasm"
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"Halothane. What'd you think you were gonna do with that?"-Soldier Boy to Mother's Milk, "Herogasm"
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"Which one?"-Soldier Boy's response to Mother's Milk telling him he killed his family, "Herogasm
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"Buddy, you think you look strong? You're wearing a cape. You're just a cheap fucking knockoff."-Soldier Boy to Homelander, "Herogasm"
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"Hughie, listen, these women, they're like fine wine. Okay, the older they get, the more delicious, but the drier."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"If you're gonna act hysterical, I'm gonna slap you like I'm Connery."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"And you might want to gargle my ball sack."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"Jesus. How hard? (...) How hard did Butcher suck your dick that you miss him that much? Hmm? His mouth must feel like a Hoover Deluxe."-Soldier Boy to Hughie regarding Billy, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"You're on a mission. You get the job done. Okay? I stormed Normandy. I fought the Nazis. You want to know what I do when I'm sad or scared? Fucking nothing. 'Cause I'm not a fucking pussy."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"You think you can be me? You're not a movie star. You're not shit. I see you getting out of line again, trying to move on up, I will put you in the fucking ground. Understood?"-Soldier Boy to Black Noir in a flashback, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"Okay, first off, I don't have shell shock. Fuck you. Second, this is what I'm talking about. This is being a soldier."-Soldier Boy to Hughie, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"I beat my meat into a cup. (...) Turns out... Vogelbaum made a kid. Born spring 1981. A boy. You what the bitch of it is? I they'd have just kept me around, I'd have let you take the spotlight. What father wouldn't want that for his son?-Soldier Boy to Homelander, "Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed"
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"You ever see the Soldier Boy story? It's a classic. We lost Best Picture to An American in Paris that year. At least I got to ass-fuck Jane Wyman in the coat check. About a poor kid from the streets of South Philly. Discovers he's got incredible powers to match his... heart of gold. It's all bullshit. (...) Actually my father owned half the steel mills in the state. I went to boarding school. Got kicked out of boarding school. Because I was a fuck-up. But he made sure I knew it. (...) Never laid a hand on me. He couldn't be bothered. Said I was a disappointment. Not good enough to carry his name. So I went to his golf buddies in the War Department, and they get me into Dr. Vought's Compound V trials. I became a superhero. Strongest man alive. Fucking ticker tape parades when I came home. (...) Ah. He said I took a shortcut. That a real man wouldn't have cheated."-Soldier Boy to Billy, "The Instant White-Hot Wild"
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"It's a shame that I've missed... so much. I wish I could've raised you... and taught you, father to son. (...) Maybe if I'd raised you... I could've made you better. And not some weak, sniveling pussy, starved for attention. But there's no fixing that now. (...) I know. You're a fucking disappointment."-Soldier Boy to Homelander, "The Instant White-Hot Wild"
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"What the fuck are you doing? (...) Oh, I thought you said blood didn't matter. Thought that was the whole fucking point. (...) Wait, Homelander fucked your wife? And you want to save the brat? The hell's wrong with you? (...) So this is it. Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there, and now you blink? (...) Fuck you. You're weaker than he is."-Soldier Boy to Billy, "The Instant White-Hot Wild"
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"I'm not going back in that fucking box!"-Soldier Boy's final words before being defeated, "The Instant White-Hot Wild" 
==Gen V==
====Season One====
"I'm Cate's imaginary friend from when she was a kid. Boyfriend, really."-A dream version of Soldier Boy to Marie, Jordan, Andre, and Dusty, "Jumanji"
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"I taught her how to jerk off. Diddle that Skittle. Flick the bean. How to find that man in the canoe. She came like a faucet. She'd crank up the Jonas Brothers and she'd hump a Soldier Boy pillow. She'd raw-dog that pillow till she saw God. (...) It was pretty romantic.-A dream version of Soldier Boy to Marie, Jordan, Andre, and Dusty, "Jumanji"
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"I'm not godless, dickless commie. I'm red-blooded. But not commie red. Red-white-and-blue red. I fart "The Star-Spangled Banner."-A dream version of Soldier Boy to Jordan, "Jumanji"
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"Yeah? Knock knock. Who's there? Go fuck your face."-A dream version of Soldier Boy to Andre, "Jumanji"
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