Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear is a space ranger from A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away who sometimes thinks he's a toy, whether he is or not. He likes to fall with style. He is definitely not related to Mrs. Nesbitt. He's also the star of the awesome TV show Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and the shitty film Lightyear.
==History==
===Birth===
Buzz was born a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, destined to save the galaxy. However, all of that is false really, and he's really a toy, but don't tell him.
===Becoming a Space Ranger===
His father was a jedi space ranger, so he decided to follow in his father's footsteps. He joined the space rangers. He gets some cool armor, and they add a helmet so he wouldn't land on his head anymore, because that tends to happen a lot to him.
===Cowboy===
While on a mission to find the straightjacket of doom, Buzz later crash-landed on a weird planet. He emerged from his spacecraft to find a cowboy named Woody. Woody kidnapped Buzz, and continuously him he's a space ranger, not a toy. Buzz tries to leave, but Woody stops him, so Buzz falls with style. They eventually become friends after Woody pushes him out a window.
===Zurg===
After Woody and Buzz become friends, they go to Buzz's home planet: Pizza Planet. There, they find Darth Vader Zurg. They do a massive battle involving many pairs of pants, and then Zurg reveals HE is Buzz's father. They then proceed to play ball, like real father and son.
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