The Marill Show/Season 1

This is the whole script of Season 1!
= Episode 1 =
(sound plays) tppD tppD_HF this is the Marill Show! tppD tppD_HF the Marill Show is a show!
tppD tppD_HF and the Marill are...um...entrants! We are now...um... (tries to memorize the script) doing the (everyone is going ResidentSleeper and it is boring) entertainment with the...um...Marill!
tppD tppD_HF Now we...um...have taken Marill and entertainment to a new level! (still going like ResidentSleeper yeah) Okay and... (sound plays and curtain opens) tppD tppD_HF (Marill come out of the curtain and perform) Marill! Marill! Marill! (they wake up for ResidentSleeper and this) “Wow! This is actually good entertainment! They’ve taken this to a new level!” (loud snoring and then stops to wake up) “Ah! Such a good sleep!”
Announcer: Aw Sim, so good for mocking . (gasp) Audience: Oh, Twitch it. (gasp) Announcer: I knew you’d say that. (a Marill comes out and can talk perfectly) Marill One: Oh, Tim my man, yes Tim, I know you’ll mate, oh Tim my man, in the audience, yes, oh Tim, I decided that you’ll be mating with me! (Audience cheers for the performance) Audience: Go, Marill! Go, Marill! (the TTours looks to Marill One) Marill One: I am amazed at my abil-it-y. I know you are cheer-ing for me.
Marill One: Go Tim, you will mate with me!
Announcer: That was wonderful, Sim, for the ratings! Now we continue. (Marill One sings to sing to the tune of Nutcracker) Marill One: I am amazed by me talk-ing! I am so good a-at the this! Okay, a bible thump and wedge here! Go, go, go, me! I am amazed by this! Yes I am, and yes I am!
Announcer: And we continue on, in Episode 1! Gee, that rhymes. (The TTours again focuses on Marill One) Marill One: I like Pikachu and all! I like all the Marill and all! My affection is so blushing, that I know Tim will mate with me! Because he is very cute! Yes! I know!!!!! (Audience cheers) Announcer: Thanks, Marill, for that great and stunning performance.
Announcer: Get this! The heck!!!!! No, that was satire. . (Audience gasps and Twitches it imGlitch ) Marill One: I know I will actually mate Tim, Tim, Tim, in the audience right here, Tim, Tim, Tim, we will mate and yeah, I know that, well that, I WILL JUST NEED TO TELL YOU THAT I REALLY NEED TO KNOW AND MEMORIZE THAT, WELL I am a female, owned by...Misc!!! (Misc looks at his Marill and asks something) Misc: How can my Marill talk? (Announcer walks behind Marill One) Announcer: Well, the story is (stops) Sim gave me something!
Announcer: “I get Marill”. Another satire masterpiece. . (Audience twitches it for the third time imGlitch ) Announcer: Well, for Misc, the story is this: You submitted your Marill to— (Announcer reads something) Announcer: Misc, you’ve grown to level 20! Congratulations on that achievement! Anyway, you submitted your Marill and your Marill was picked as the Grand Marill, a.k.a. Marill One, and was trained specially where Meowth self-taught himself. Well, gotta go to the Coconut Mall!
(Announcer arrives back from the Coconut Mall and is sweaty. Marill One looks at Announcer’s phone and sings whatever is on it.) Marill One: That you’ll mate, my affection of Tim! Sim say something and feed Sim! (Announcer looks at his phone just to realize she sang Sim’s work) Announcer: HAHAHA! Thanks, Marill! So, where did I leave, Misc? Oh yeah! The special training part! So, at the end of training, your Marill participated in a test and she got all the questions right!
Announcer: And now, another piece of satire from...Sim! It says to (bleep). Oh, sorry. There is another piece but I’m not reading it. So, this is the premiere of the Marill Show that is featured on CBS! (Audience gasps) Audience: This is in CBS? NO WAY!
Marill One: We are Marill in our own species. I used to sound cute like "Marill" and Misc likes it! Yo, and to you, Misc, I love you and you love me back. Just I know! (The audience claps 👏) Announcer: Great! Good! Amazing! Very good! Stunning! Surprising! I cannot come up with any more words for that stunning and great performance!
= Episode 2 =
Announcer: Welcome to the Marill Show, Episode 2!
Marill One: Go, let’s countdown to Pokémon Snap! Yeah, Misc!
Sim: I’m leaving this show. (Sim leaves) Announcer: Bye, Sim! We hope you have a great vacation! (Sim comes out) Sim: It was a joke. . (The audience twitches it again ) Announcer: Now, back to the Grand Marill’s performance! (Marill One starts to sing) Marill One: From the land and the sea and sky, I shine a light to myself! One land and sea on Earth, I sing to myself! I am brave and no sadness, I remember the happy moments with you, Misc, and you surf on water to extinguish fire!
Misc: I BET ON THE WRONG TEAM!!!! Bible thump!
Marill One: Super Sonic Racing!!! Everybody, everybody, everybody! Everybody, Super Sonic Racin’, on the ground! Because Super Sonic Racing!!! EVERYBODY, the fire moves! We had to go to a place where you just race!!!! Everybody, Super Sonic Racing! Try to keep your feet on the ground, just don’t look AROUND!!! Super Sonic Racing, just don’t look around!!! Super Sonic Racing, there you go, a competition, not a petition!!! (Camera zooms out from Marill) Marill One: I know you will like it!
Announcer: Good performance, Grand Marill! Would you like to continue it? (camera zooms in on Marill One) Marill One: Yes! (camera focuses on the announcer) Announcer: Okay! (camera turns to focus on Marill One) Marill One: Super Sonic Racing! I know you can roll and walk! Gain out the fat, gain up the pat, and gain in the ground! Just a reminder: Super - Sonic - RACING!! To juice it or gas it, just gas or juice! Do you like my car? Do you like my CAR!???? I just need to get some gas!
(camera zooms in on Marill One) Marill One: I wanna walk for you! Gonna get some gas! I’m gonna step on the gas, and I’m as weak as a fly! We’re gassing in the 90s, a whole new world to be! Oh no, Misc forgot to bet! We’re gassing in the 90s, gas, gas, gas! A new way I like to be! Gassing in the 90s! A new way I like to be! We’re gassing in the 90s! A new way I love and like to be!!!! Yeah, gassing in the 90s, a new way I like to be! Just race and walk at the fastest speed you can and you start to GAS IN THE 90s!!!!
Announcer: Oh, another satirical and funny piece from Sim! It says: "Marill One colon super sonic racing exclamation mark times three. Super racing to me.". OH MY GOD!!! 300 viewers on our management channel on Twitch. . (The audience Twitches it again ) Marill One: Sky is dark, day is night. I know everything that I sight. I am Marill, the most fat. I am not a cat, but well! I sell and sell and sell — all the time. Every Mr. Mime I get for every set of Pokémon cards isn’t a yard!!!
Announcer: Another piece from Sim! It says "get liquidated". (camera zooms in) Marill One: Cringe! The Miscringe Lore! Go see the Miscringe Lore! It is cool, fixed to the best! I am mentioned in the lore! Go to Fanfiction and there ya go! Then give me an em, an igh, an ess, a see, an arr, an igh, an enn, a ji, an ee, an ell, an oh, an arr, and an ee!
(camera changes to show Marill) Marill One: No chance of evil! On the lights of Joy snowing! With Illumise and Volbeat! We go up and down! I told you, no chance of evil! And we twitch it a lot. We aren’t afflicted except in battle! Pokémon maybe rule! They are mysterious! Going down and side-scrolling, going down like this, we have a blackout! BECAUSE COUNT FOR POKÉMON SNAP!!! On the game we have a card for the original Red and Blue in 1998 but in Japan as Red and Green in 1996, it was good! Oh no, we start to miss...because they are sad! BECAUSE OF DURUM, DURUM, DURUM, DURUM, DURUM! This is sad, because we are weird FOR THE RECEIVERS IN NEURON, NEURON, NEURON, NEURON, NEURON! Gimmick, gimmick, IN FULL 288!
= Episode 3 =
Announcer: This is Episode 3 of the Marill Show. Marill One: Super Sonic Racin’, all the time! Super Sonic Racin’, where you race! I know how to race, but I simply roll around...Super Sonic Racin’, all the time! To my duties I know, Super Sonic Racin’, where you walk or roll on the ground! Let’s go Super Sonic Racin’, all the time! To my duties I have and I know, we’ll go Super Sonic Racin’, where humans race and we roll and walk on the ground! YEAH, GO SUPER SONIC RACIN’ NOW!
And now, for your dose of… The Marill Show! Here is a contest before we aired this once and for all!
Well, who are the newcomers who have never heard of me yet? The guys who were here the last time I was here should know what T.M.S. stands for.
# Hudss: Transport Management System. 
# misc544: @Hudss I’m afraid that is not correct. 
# ami_aru: The Marrill Show 
# misc544: You are correct!
# (not in original text (niot): A FEW MINUTES LATER...)
# (niot) misc544: And finally, back to the Marill Show!
# (niot: Applause. From now on, the rest of this episode will be niot.)
# Katameku: Sim Megami Tensei!
# Misc: Who's rioting?
# Katameku: Konochiwa! I friend of you carr "Sim". Sim Megami Tensei!
# Misc: WHAT THE HECK IS SIM MEGAMI TENSEI?
# Katameku: It a...what word shar me remember...parody of Megami Tensei, though you carr Shin Megami Tensei it.
# Dedlul: Dead. Lul!
# Katameku: This is me frind Deadroar.
# Dedlul: DEDLUL, NOT DEADROAR!
# Katameku: Okay, I not have abirity to say er propery, since I'm a Japan hair-rer.
# Dedlul: Gigigigigi!!!
# Katameku: What had happens?
# Dedlul: Blue lost! Red won!
# Misc: Yay! I bet for Red!
# Sim: This.
# Misc: What?
# Pipi: Pipi!
== And Here Comes Clefairy...I Mean Pipi! ==
# Announcer 2: CHARM OF WRESTLING!
# Announcer 1: And at the Col--
# Pipi: PIIIIIIII FAIRY!!!!!
# Misc: What?
# Pipi (dying): Fairy piiiiiiicliiiiieeeeiiiiii...
# Misc: Oh no. I'm losing all my money!
# TPP: I'm giving you 200 pokeyen!
# Marill: Isn't this supposed to be the Marill Show?
# Misc: Yes.
# Marill: We have new talents!
# Pipi: Pipiiiiieeeeeeeeeee...
# Blue: Back to the Smogon forums, I guess.
# (Everybody who bet for team Blue are thrown to the Smogon forums.)
# Misc: I created that battle! We're not being in the Smogon forums!
# (Everybody who bet for team Blue are thrown back to the Colosseum.)
# Misc: And we are blue.
# Pipi: Yahoo!?
# Misc: Clefairy--I mean Pip, you can--
# (It suddenly starts to hail.)
# Misc: HAIL!!! NO!
# Announcer 1: And we start the match.
# Misc: I have a five second delay!
# Announcer 2: Diodes diodes, the blue corner shall win!
# Announcer 1: I support that too, Announcer 2.
# Misc: Abomasnow???
# Announcer 1: Magnitude!
# Announcer 2: Magnitudos!
# Announcer 1: Pidgeot is--
# Announcer 2: Does Pidgeot have a towel? I need to dry myself right now.
# Announcer 1: Stop, Announcer 2!
# (Pidgeot throws a towel at Announcer 2 with his beak.)
# Announcer 1: Abomasnow still can't pull off a single move!
# Text: One day later, at about 7:30 pm...
# Misc: That voice seems real.
# Commentary: Misc, it is real.
# Misc: I arrived in the middle of the stream.
# Commentary: That makes sense.
# Text: Eight minutes later...
# Misc: Super Sonic Hitch!
# (Chansey uses Belly Drum)
# Misc: CHANSEY LOST HP, ALL BY ITSELF! YAY!
# (Chansey faints and Red wins.)
# Misc: I got 81 pokeyen!
# TPP: I'll give you 100 more.
# Misc: Thanks, TPP!
# Mightyena: I got poisoned!
# Sim: Check this out, it's https://fanfiction.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marill_Show/Season_1...
# Misc: It's the break! I'll put my funny Clefairy match on!
# (Misc puts it on, but he forgets to put the token amount.)
# TPP: What's your token amount?
# Misc: Misc colon Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy...
# (Misc puts it on with the token amount, but he removes the Misc colon thing.)
# TPP: Sorry, a moderator went in a time machine and changed you.
# Misc: I can't resist it! I'll submit it again!
# (An unseen moderator lurks. In an instant, Misc is transported to Smogon, with a bowl of durum near him.)
# Misc: Uh-oh.
# Smogon: Learn how to train Pokémon!
# Smogon Student: Hey, are you a Pokémon?
# (Misc's mouth is snapped. He tries to shake his head but instead nods.)
# Smogon Student: Okay.
# (Misc is caught in a Pokéball.)
# Text: 2 minutes later...
# (The Smogon student's Pokéball is released automatically and Misc is transported back to the Colosseum.)
# Skunkle: I am Skunkle from New York City.
# (A Larvitar is seen fighting a Feraligatr.)
# Announcer 1: A harsh blow! That dealt a massive loss!
# Announcer 2: I WANT A TOWEL!
# (Suddenly, Misc is transported to the Pokéball in Smogon.).
# Smogon Student: Oh, finally! My Pokémon is here!
# Misc: My tale starts in 1969, when I saw a new comedy series on TV. It was a year after that three minutes of that comedy show changed my life.
# Smogon Student: You're 14! Sorry for my catching. If you're 14, that means you were born in 2008, not 1939 or 1950!
# Misc: The three minutes were taken at a restaurant. A young couple entered it, and they argued with a disgusted waitress. Two people from Minnesota came and sang, "We love your husband, bunny girl! We love your husband, bunny girl!". There was a man who specialized in history. The young couple were kidnapped by wires and lifted up. Once they reached the top, they were free. 
# (Misc gives eau de vie to the Smogon student.)
# Misc: What happened? Why am I here? Who is this?
# Smogon Student: Do you have two souls?
# Misc: Hungary uses a glossary for tourists. That dictionary was inaccurate, and that's a big problem.
# (Misc is transported back to the Colosseum.).
Category:Misc544’s pages