Josephine Von Butch

:"Wise guy, eh? Ya think yer a real smart cookie! How'zabout you come talk to my little friend over here, see?" - Joey, either threatening someone or flirting with them, it's unclear which.
Josephine 'Joey' Von Butch is a notorious loan shark and no-gooder operating out of Niw Yoick. She runs the Von Butch Mafia, a small mob that largely hunts late-loaners and threats, and she's the triplet sister of Heather and Beronice Von Butch.
== Character ==
=== Appearance ===
She is short and fairly stocky, with thick limbs and broad shoulders. She has short, dark hair, slicked back, and thick eyebrows. She has one gold tooth and is usually seen chewing a toothpick. She has sleeve tattoos and generally wears a pinstripe suit with a bowtie.
=== Personality ===
Joey is extremely self-centered and flirtatious. Highly self-absorbed and cocky, especially when it comes to romancing fine dames and neutralising fine enemies, she is cool and calculated but with a distinct arrogant edge.
Despite her calculating nature, she is extremely touchy about her height.
=== Skills and Abilities ===
As well as being very physically strong and durable, Joey is a great shot and has some real courage (read: confidence to ignore risks). She's also a pretty good talker and fairly skilled at sleight-of-hand street tricks.
== History ==
Raised by her grandparents after both of her parents were murdered by a rival group, Josephine inherited the mob from her grandfather when he died, since Ronnie had no plans to stick around their turf and Heather was far too soft; meanwhile, Joey was hard and serious but crafty enough to be well-liked by the mob's members.
Upon rising to mafiosa, she enacted vicious revenge, solidifying her status as the biggest, baddest, business-meaningest mafiosa on that turf, despite her diminutive size. She chased her rivals off the territory and brought respect for the Von Butch name.
She currently runs the mob, dealing dirty deeds and hovering over those foolish or desperate enough to loan from her, keeping a watchful eye on her territory and ensuring that nobody messes with anyone blessed by the Von Butches' good graces.
== Trivia ==
* She is the shortest of the three siblings, and often antagonised for this.
* She is infamous for her threats to break legs and shoot opponents 'in the body'.
Category:Females
Category:Normos
Category:Von Butch Family