Cloverfield vs The Blair Witch Project

The witch haunting the forest of Burkittsville, Maryland, the Blair Witch, and the mysterious sea creature, Clover, rap against each other to see who is the better found footage film monster.
Cloverfield Background: Manhattan, New York
Blair Witch Background: Burkittsville, Maryland
Beat: Can't Stop Us
== The Battle ==
In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary.
A year later their footage was found.
EPIC RAP BATTLES
BLAIR WITCH
VS
CLOVERFIELD
BEGIN!
=== Cloverfield: ===
(starts at 0:21)
Once I step into the city, I'm reeking havoc and I'm reckless.
You're a fish out of water and I've eaten bigger one for breakfast!
I'm not some boogeywoman bullshit. I'm the Cthulhu from abyss,
And I'll have you puke your guts out, make it an external oesophagus!
Started as an overrated snuff film, now you're just another horror flick.
Stealing Cannibal Holocaust gimmick to using MC Esher trick!
They scream when I Roar! Your lore is shit on you not touching floor.
Expose this witch? Why don't you check the all Razzie that you scored.
The creature rage on Seabed's Nectar. Guess who can bring the chill.
Not this hermit skeleton, the humongous kaiju will.
I live in the ocean. You're in creeks, dragging kiddies by their hand!
Your cult is flimsy and rotten. I got people worship me in Japan!
All the shitty monster from Syfy, you're the worst one I've seen.
Cara Delevingne is more interesting, and she comes with a sky beam!
You ain't sick, witch. You're a basic bitch. I'm more scared by your sequels' pitch!
You killed off your director's career. I'll go off, making JJ rich!
=== The Blair Witch: ===
(1:03)
I'm the raging spirit, seeking revenge after I'm deceased,
While you're just trying to find your mother in your January release.
But when you face the mother of found footage, you'll vanish out of sight.
Cause I take little brads like you and draw your blood out like your parasites!
I'll plaster your face on a missing poster to make you much more realistic.
You're a CGI mess. I'm not on screen but still can make people panic!
You're a goofy Muppets Take Manhattan so when you step into The Wood,
Your mom gonna get sympathy card from her friend and neighbourhood!
You terrorise New York but you're not even close to that guerrilla,
And smack down Brooklyn Bridge again doesn't make you Godzilla!
Even ramming through buildings, recreating 9/11,
But still can't match the time I went ham and slaughtered the Burkittsville Seven!
They call you Mr. Grumpy Pants? For a villain, you need a timeout!
Your whole backstory is a joke. This supersized frog will lose this rhyme bout!
All I see from you is lens flair. I just needed branches, teeth and hair,
And I bring out all the scare, horrified the town of Blair!
=== Cloverfield: ===
(1:45)
Your sticks and stone can't break my bone. The army will never stop my path.
So use your voodoo shit to snap my back. I'll just chomp your ass in half!
Talk about thrills, you're not even the 10th but this is Cloverfield's Lane!
While Paranormal Activity gave your legacy a pee stain!
=== The Blair Witch: ===
(1:56)
Read a Book, know you're in the Shadow of the Blair Witch too.
You're such an atrocity the first time. In the sequel, they ditch you!
And you're never in the spotlight, from MySpace to your movie.
They vowed never to utter my name cause they're all scared of me.
=== Cloverfield: ===
(2:06)
But the only thing people knows about you is a face full of snots,
While me spitting out the face of Liberty is my famous shot!
They say she's a game changer, but you can just change her,
To any monster chasing teenagers who got lost in the nature!
=== The Blair Witch: ===
(2:17)
I'm the mastermind of a masterpiece. You're the fifth wheel of a rom com.
It fits you to put your trailers right before two Michael Bay bombs!
From your seabed to your death bed, I'll have your cradle and Coffin Rocked,
Cause I'm breaking more grounds than when this kid got Lost in New York.
=== Cloverfield: ===
(2:27)
Yes, you did more damage even though I crushed an oil drill,
Cause you ruined the horror genre after you ruined Burkittsville!
So you wanna [Rec] this thick skinned beast, you must be completely backward!
I'm still alive and will ruin your good day, Elly Kedward!
=== The Blair Witch: ===
(2:38)
This MC's HAMMERDOWN will destroy you like a Bloody Diamond!
I'm making banks with my existence. Now come down to the basement.
You're under my control. Your Rustin' fish brain is just sub Parr,
Cause I've been dropping dope bar like how you'll drop your camera!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC ugh....*vomits*
(The camera is shaking, making it hard to see the logo.)
Rap battles...
----For the rap meanings, go to Cloverfield vs The Blair Witch Project/Rap Meanings.