Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-07-28

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-07-28
Disc 13
The story continues during the tournament with everyone waving at Sora, including Fluffy. Altreya stands behind him and gives him a personal greeting. While Vee asks what that was about, Sora shakes his head before talking to him. Vee mentions how Sora must have a wingman, saying that it can’t be him since he doesn’t have any wings. Vee also points out Fluffy’s new hands, and Sora hugs Fluffy with his new hands. Oras calls Fluffy a dog again, causing Fluffy to retaliate with his Chidori.
Vee tells everyone that a timelapse happened where Sora blacked out and acted like an idiot in front of Altreya and that they are in the top 48 now. Lost Pause tells Sora that he had a higher level sword while he was talking to Altreya. Vee says that Sora must’ve gotten a buff from her, and Sora states that she can buff him anytime. Vee asks if he could buff Sora since they’re best friends, but Sora rejects to it. Before the tournament resumes, Sora apologizes to Vee, saying that his zipper on the mouth of his hat would hurt if Vee buffed him.
Every other competitors coincidentally gathers around at the same time that the party did. Behind the arena are some NPCS that are gathered around to watch the tournament. The main developer says that they are in the top 48 bracket now as he calls out Fluffy and a hero named Link to battle.
The game master plays the club battle music as everyone roots for Fluffy. Link beats up Fluffy with his hands and feet, making grunts while he attacks. Fluffy uses his new spiky sword to slice through Link. Link takes out his sword and shield to attack Fluffy as his grunts get louder with every slash. Fluffy glows a bright orange as steam comes off of him and he punches Link directly in the face with flame punches. Link impales Fluffy before winding up for a spin attack. During the fight,Vee apologizes that the music is resetting over and over again because someone was late again. Fluffy finishes the battle by cutting Link up and down with his blade.
Special victory music plays for Fluffy and everyone cheers for him. Charles arrives right after the battle was done, and Vee yells at Charles for being late again. Charles again tells them a wizard arrives precisely when they mean to. Vee and Sora whisper about why he isn’t in the guild as Charles tells him that he isn’t even a wizard and is in a subclass called “Magician.” Sora states that it makes sense that Charles is a sub.
Charles asks how the tournament is going as Vee yells at him for being late. Vee passive aggressively tells Charles that he just missed Fluffy’s moment because he was late and wishes that Charles will lose tonight before correcting himself. The developer says the next contestants for battle are Yang and “Cowabunga.” Everybody cheers for Cowabunga while looking at Kuwabara. He yells at the developer for getting his name wrong, but the book itself says Cowabunga. Regardless, Kuwabara takes out his spirit sword for battle as Yang shoots at the ground with her gauntlets.
Yangs starts off with a kick while wailing at him with her gauntlets and shooting at him at the same time as her punches. Kuwabara attacks her with one of his spirit sword, causing Yang to misfire some shoots as she gets hit. Yang punches Kuwabara in the balls and face before ending her attack with a roundhouse kick to the body. Kuwabara uses a new move called “Sword Twirl” to spin his spirit sword. Yang says that she won’t mess around either as she punches Kuwabara repeatedly before punching his face with both of her hands at the same time. Kuwabara breaks his arm but states that he’s been grinding since last night and has unlocked level 20. Kuwabara Limit breaks, summoning a giant beam of pure white on top of himself in the sky. Kuwabara’s body bursts into flames as electricity sparks around him and his spirit sword rages on more chaotically. Kuwabara uses his Spirit Focus Sword to defeat Yang.
Kuwabara celebrates loudly, yelling “Victory for Kuwabara!” as everyone keeps on getting his name wrong. Vee states how the battles are going super fast and perfect, which isn’t good for him. Sora states that he thinks that the fights are going perfectly in his opinion while Vee whispers that he’s going to fire everybody.
The next participants are Mao and Charles. Sora roots for Mao instead of Charles. Mao states how Charles looks like he wants to be dominated by a woman as she attacks him with a large golden sword. Charles moans in pleasure while getting hit by Mao, exclaiming “Beat me harder next turn!” Since Charles gets 5 turns in the tournament, he uses Multi Equality Smash at a rapid pace. Mao continues to attack Charles with her sword, saying that she really doesn't want to do this due to Charles’ moaning. Charles says “I’m going to paint a beautiful picture, with your blood!” as he shoots out a fireball. Sora and Vee point out how Charles is getting more evil by each CD. Mao states that she is very uncomfortable, and Charles asks her “What’s the matter? Can’t handle a little bit of C-man?” Mao wonders if Charles even listens to himself before attacking. Charles states “I don’t listen to myself. I don’t listen to women either!” and goes in with his cane once more. Mao surrenders for her own good, and everyone regrettably cheers for Charles.
The next participants are Iriak and Oras. Iriak, whose eyes are messed up, comes in and mentions how she is looking for Oras, who is her love interest from “Kingdom Farts.” Iriak walks up to the arena and finds Oras. Iriak runs up to a NPC and hugs it, thinking that it’s Oras while Oras runs up to Ruby and hugs her. Sora yells at Ruby to run but luckily Oras didn’t do anything. Oras and Iriak finally found and hugged each other.
Oras introduces Iriak as Kairi to the party. Sora mentions how they must share a special bond. Kairi says that their hearts are the special bond while Oras points out how her eyes are messed up, but he lives with it. Kairi asks who Sora is and calls him stupid. Oras tells her that Sora is stupid but is also their guild leader so they have to deal with it. Oras and Kairi make fun of Sora while they look at his keyblade, saying that it is much larger than Sora’s sword. Kairi starts to compliment Oras’ keyblade while Sora turns away to shake his head. Kairi bluntly tells Sora “You know what? F*ck you. I don’t even know who you are and I hate you.”
Kairi and Oras regrettably starts to fight, saying that they both have been looking for each other for so long. Sora yells at Kairi that Oras stole her underwear and Kari immediately gets angry at Oras. As the Mortal Kombat theme plays, Kairi starts off and b*hitchslaps a pole next to Oras. Oras uses his keyblade to attack right next to her, which does damage. Kairi thinks for a second before calling Oras stupid for a mental attack, causing Oras to get sad. Oras gives Kairi a nut shot with his keyblade even though she doesn’t have any. Kaira calls for a time out before calling her mom mid battle. Kairi assures her mom that she found Oras, made sure to brush her teeth, made macaroni art in the oven, and brushed her kneecaps. Kairi hangs up and tells everyone that it was a wrong number as the battle resumes. Kairi attacks but hits herself in the face in confusion. As Oras attacks, Sora states that this is the most scuffed fight while Mao hopes that this ends soon. Kairi states that she has been defeated and falls down.
Everyone congratulates Oras for beating his girlfriend down to the ground. Kairi states that she doesn’t feel so good while her health is down to -1. Oras begs for someone to help her. Sora asks for Rick to heal her, but he is unavailable. Kairi desperately asks for blue sparkles as Charles walks up to her and launches a fireball to kill her. Kairi sings Simple and Clean in a very scuffed manner before disappearing. Everyone gets sad that Kairi died during the tournament. The developer disqualifies Oras for killing his opponent while the audience gives mixed reactions. Oras runs off into the distance to hide from the crowd.
The developer states that they are going to an intermission since they are now in the 24 bracket. Sora and the rest try to find Oras to make sure that he’s ok. Vee gets a message form Oras saying that he isn’t sure if that was Kairi or Iriak bu he loved her very much. He also states that he isn’t banned but is disqualified but his weapon was bugged. Oras ends his message saying that “Pen is Island “is very fun. Vee talks about how they should go to Pen is island since it’s a new leveling up area, but you have to be level 20. Vee mentions how you gain a lot of experience from the tournament since it is an event.
Charles asks what the prize is for the tournament but Vee tells him that they will find out once it’s over. Mao hopes that the prize is Charles getting beaten up, but this only makes Charles to hit on Mao again. Lost says that Charles must’ve put some skill points in his M trait that he just unlocked while Sora yells at Kuwabara that his arms are broken. Kuwabara states that this is Koenma’s signal and runs off to see what he needs.
More participants show up in front of the heroes. One of them is a pink shark girl while the other wears green armor that resembles a gaming controller. Charles states that the green stranger looks like someone who gets eliminated in Pools. The stranger questions how they were able to get here. Sora roasts them for their outfits, saying that the man looks like a trading card while he other looks like she had a really bad spray tan.
Vee starts to list out who is left, saying that Lost defeated Rick during the time lapse. Charles compliments Lost by saying “Such a big, strong boy! With a big ol’ wrench! Who’s a big strong boy? You are!” While Lost yells that she is a girl, Vee and Sora question how Charles has changed, coming to the conclusion that it was because of fame. Everyone agrees as Charles backs up into the background.
Vee points out how Altreya, who isn’t in their guild, is nicer than Charles. Altreya points out how guys usually say that due to what she wears. Vee objects, saying “No I don’t give a f*ck what you wear. I mean I don’t give a heck what you wear.” Sora yells at Vee about character identity. Vee apologizes, saying that it’s been a long day and how he misses Sora. Altreya leaves with a headache, saying that her immersion left.
Altreya comes back and asks how Sora deals with him while also getting close. Sora states that it’s hard while Vee says that it seems soft, but not anymore when Altreya got closer. Everyone starts to touch tips while Sora yells that Ruby is behind them watching. Vee orders Ruby to turn around as they continue to try to persuade Sora to touch tips, saying that there’s nothing weird about a bunch of guys being guys.
Sora runs away from the conversation to find the background npcs. He tries to talk to them but they don’t have any lines. One of them does end up running in place and lags out. Ravio tries to get Sora’s attention but he declines. Sora does end up getting a wave from a short NPC that wears a sheep onesie and has blonde hair. Sora asks Vee what’s wrong with them, and he tells him that they’re npcs to make the arena theatrical.
Everyone regroups for the next bracket as Sora celebrates with some blue sparkles. Vee warns everyone to be careful since they are in the top 24. The developer tells the next competitors, AWOL and Ruby to step forward, and AWOL is the pink shark girl.
Ruby yells at AWOL that she will destroy her with her very adorable voice. While Ruby takes out her scythe, AWOL instantly goes in to attack first with her fists before shooting her in the face. Ruby attacks her with her scythe while making cute grunts, and AWOL shoots her for a bit before punching her some more. Ruby continues to cut her up as she shoots AWOL in the face for a critical hit. Ruby eyes glow up a bright white before she goes in to defeat AWOL with her scythe.
Everyone cheers for Ruby as Vee wishes that Final Fantasy XIV was in VR due to the victory music from that game playing. The developer comes back to list out Cronos, who is the green stranger, and Lost Pause for the next fight. Vee cheers for Lost, telling him to get some white goo in Cronos’ face.
Cronos goes into attack Lost with his fists firsts. Lost uses charm with his +2s to surprise Cronos with a smack to the head with his wrench. Cronos summons a green holographic blade to slice Lost as his blade leaves a green trail. Lost attacks him with his enlarged wrench before tail whipping him. Conos takes out a giant clock behind him and runs away for a bit before attacking Lost with his sword again. Lost penetrates his defenses by giving him a spanking with his wrench, enlarging the wrench inside his anoos, and shooting his white stuff inside of Cronos, winning the battle.
The developer states that you don’t see that everyday as he lists out Zentreya and Gilgamesh for the next fight. Vee explains to Sora that Gilgamesh was the player that once held a girl hostage inside of a town in their travels. Gilgamesh yells at Sora for letting a villain escape, but Sora just brushes it off. Altreya gives her a sister a pep talk before they head into battle.
Zentreya starts off first by impaling Gilgamesh in his chest and balls. Gilgamesh b*tch slaps and uppercuts Zentreya. Zentreya continues to slice him all around his body with her rapier. Gilgamesh summons a massive black and red lance and stabs Zentreya. Zentreya continues to stabs him in his heart, head, and eyes.
Gilgamesh laughs like a maniac before he activates his Limit Breaker by hacking. A white aura surrounds Gilgamesh which is also encompassed by a red aura twirling around him. Vee runs up to Zentreya and takes the full brunt of the damage for her. Everybody screams for Vee to survive while he is hit by a massive red beam. Vee falls to the ground while Zentreya crouches to help him. Sora yells at the developer for allowing this to happen. The developer states that Gilgamesh was in the previous tournament and isn’t supposed to be here. The developer disqualifies Gilgamesh from the tournament..
Sora begs for Zentreya to give him some aquafina as it is the only way. Zentreya gives Vee a balloon job instead in hopes that he will recover. Vee is still fading though and Zentreya goes down on Vee again to fully heal him. Everyone celebrates that Vee survived.
Zentreya asks why Vee pushed her out of the way, and he tells her that he sensed that Gilgamesh was going to hack and delete Zentreya. She gives Vee a deep and passionate kiss, causing him to break and giggle like a schoolgirl for a long time, having his hp go past the max limit. Vee asks why she gave him a kiss, and Zentreya replies with another kiss. Vee breaks immersion to say “In your face. F*ck you, you stupid b*tch. That’s right, you better f*cken add that to the f*cken wiki you stupid..” Vee is cut off by Altreya as she goes in and threatens Vee with a scythe so that he won’t f*ck up with her sister. As Vee assures Altreya that he won’t mess up, Charles points out how Vee isn’t f*cking her and hits on Zentreya.
Everyone goes on a lynch hunt on Charles for hitting on Zentreya. Charles runs away from everyone as they try to attack him with all of their moves. Charles stops and tries to talk about it with everyone. Charles breaks immersion by saying “Hey that’s improv baby,” which causes everyone to try to kill him again. The entire participants for the tournament all gang up and kill Charles as the developer plays the victory music. Everyone cheers for Charles’ death but are disappointed that they got -1 experience.
Everyone gains focus after trying to kill Charles. The developer states that since Vee interrupted a fight, he has to be disqualified from the tournament. The developer tells Vee that he won a lot more than what the tournament would’ve gave him. Now that they are back on track, the developer states that the next opponents are Ravio the Enchanter and Sora.
Sora and Ravio have a nice friendly talk before they head into battle. Sora takes a little while to get ready, allowing Ravio to stretch for a bit. Ravio goes first and brings out a branch to whack Sora with. Sora takes out his blade and cuts Ravio up on the gem on his belt. Ravio takes out a farming hoe and mines away at Sora’s face, saying that it’s like farming a little turnup. Sora summons his cyclone on Ravio before he continues to slash him. Ravio takes out final weapon, a big wooden spoons and spanks Sora for being a bad boy. Sora yells out loud due to the pain and whines while everyone starts to call the police for child abuse. Sora finishes Ravio off by rapidly slicing him up and clumsily summoning his Cyclone. Ravio falls and the victory music plays for Sora.
Sora stumbles back to the crowd, saying that it hurts. Lost offers to heal his bum but Sora loudly rejects, saying that he’s doing great. Kuwabara seems to be gone for now while the next opponents are “Jester,” who is actually Howl, and Charles. Kuwabara arrives, and Vee tells him that Sora needs healing. Kuwabara gathers his energy and heals Sora with a colorful beam. Lost tries to join in on healing Sora, but Sora respectfully declines again.
Now that Kuwabara is done, Howl and Charles head into battle. Howl states that he has mastered the ultimate technique, “The Touch of Death.” A single touch from him can destroy anyone here. Howl goes to fight Charles but accidentally trips and touches himself. Howl immediately falls and the battle is over. Vee dives right into Howl’s body to find any loot but finds nothing.
Sora reminds Zentreya that she kissed Vee, who is currently searching Howl’s anoos. Vee yells at Sora for making everything weird while Sora yells at Vee to calm down. Altreya drags Sora away while the developer lists out the next competitors. Someone asks where they are going, so Charles tells them “Hang on, he’s getting his d*ck sucked.” Altreya whispers to Sora that she’s going to kill Charles, and Sora says that it’s fine. Altreya takes Sora somewhere during the tournament since it’ll take a while for them to battle.
Altreya takes Sora to a giant, overgrown marsh with a rocky terrain and moss everywhere. Sora acts cool by leaning up against the side of a rock. Sora hypes himself up before talking to Altreya. They travel amongst the marsh, finding a giant purple bush in their way. Sora asks if they can plow through the bush, but Altreya tells him that he shouldn’t.
Sora questions Altreya on what she does here. Altreya tells him that she has fun here, and He asks her what’s classified as fun for her while telling her that being happy with his friends is fun. Sora asks Altreya if she is happy, and she tells him that she has been very happy for a long time. She tells Sora that happy has more than one meaning and asks if he’s happy in general or if it’s since they’re here alone. Sora hesitates and doesn’t respond.
Altreya points out how they are low leveled and that Zentreya was higher leveled before meeting the party. Sora tells her that her level was reset after a rough patch. Altreya asks who had reset Zentreya, coming to the conclusion that a developer did after questioning Sora. He tells her that Zentreya is happier after it since she’s having a good time with the party rather than being stiff. Sora and Altreya start to argue at how levels do matter. She tells Sora that she could kill him, but that will kill the fun in 2 seconds.
Altreya calls Sora cute and funny for how he acts. She sighs for a bit, saying that she’s just learning about him. Sora asks Altreya if she’s learning about something cool, but She rhetorically asks Sora if he considers himself cool. Sora jokes around, asking if being cold makes him cool, and Altreya just sighs. Sora tells her that life is much better if you take a light approach to things, especially in games.
Altreya says that she can trust Sora. She tells Sora to not say anything or else they both will get in trouble. She tells Sora that she is a hacker, but she uses it to the public’s advantage. Altreya uses her hacking ability to take out the people that delete the other players.
Sora gives advice to the player behind Altreya that she is walking down a slippery road she’s only standing on her own sense of judgement and justice. Altreya argues that as long as you keep your head on straight and keep your eyes on something that you want to keep safe, then it’s not hard. Altreya tells Sora that she is keeping him safe since she doesn’t want his character to get deleted.
Altreya assures Sora that she isn’t bad girl and says that she hates calling herself a hacker. Altreya also thinks that she’s the only person who hacks for good. Sora warns Altreya that the developers don’t care if she’s hacking for good or for bad and only sees her as an evil person for hacking.
Altreya tries to probe at who his developer friend is, but Sora doesn’t tell her. Altreya stops asking Sora after she gets no answer and instead tells him that she will prove that she is a good girl. Sora says that it will be hard since she acts bad.
Altreya states that she will boost Sora if he wants as long as they go to higher leveled areas and party up. Sora tells her that even though it’s tempting, it’s much more fun to do it with his friends and that it’s about the journey, not the destination. Altreya retorts by saying that sometimes it’s much more fun to be with others.
Sora asks Altreya what she wants from him. Altreya simply says that she just wants him. Altreya notices that another player has arrived, and Vee loudly interrupts. Vee tells them that the developer is getting angry since the top 8 bracket is starting soon. Vee explains that the tournament is a point based system, so they don’t even know who made it.
Vee orders Altreya to treat Sora with respect and that he know what the marks on her character mean. Sora says that he thought the symbols are just cosmetics. Altreya and Vee agree on keeping the meaning of the marks away from Sora for now.
Vee tells Sora to go to him once he’s ready for the tournament and leaves. Sora says that nothing bad should happen since this is a game. Altreya tells him that crazy things could happen and that she doesn’t break the rules for nothing.
Sora asks what they will do if they stay any longer. Vee whispers from afar that they should kiss each other. Vee tries to persuade Altreya to do very lewd and weird things that involves licking his eyeball, smelling him, sucking his nose, licking his kneecaps, and counting his toes. Altreya suggests that they could party up together and kill Vee and Sora agrees.
Sora and Altreya head back to Vee. He tells them that he’s using kinetic powers to talk to them, but once they get near he acts oblivious to the idea. They all head back to the tournament.
They appear back to the tournament while everyone is still in front of the developer. Vee tells Sora that they have been through a lot together and asks Sora to win for everybody. Charles comes and greets them back normally while Altreya goes to hug her sister.
Charles tells them that the developer is about to make an announcement. Now that the top eight have arrived, the developer says “I’d like to say, I’m proud of each and everyone of you. I’ve seen a lot of battles in my life, and the last few days were amazing to me. We saw loss. We saw love. We saw wrenches and ladles. We saw healing beams and beating butts.” He asks what more can be asked for, and Vee whispers for a better stream under his breath.
The developer now announces the top eight of the tournament. Ruby steps forward, and everyone cheers for her. Zentreya steps forward, and everyone makes cat calls while also cheering for her. Altreya steps forward, getting mixed responses but was overall positive. Lost Pause steps forward, and everyone cheers “Wrench power!” Charles steps forward, getting a purely negative response as everyone boos him. Fluffy steps forward, and Sora cheers the loudest for him while Oras calls him a dog again. Kuwabara sadly steps forward after the developer accidentally calls him “Klondikebara.” Kuwabara cries his way up front while everyone continues to get his name wrong. And now, the final participant, Dr.Kazy steps forward. Turns out Dr.Kazy isn’t the last participant, and Sora steps forward instead.
Sora questions this, saying that Dr.Kazy paid his way to win. The developer tells Sora that he’s good and should be up here. Everyone gives the top eight a round of applause for making this far. The developer states “Now, the tournament will begin once you insert disc 14. 14. 14…”
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