Chicken

Chickens are small creature-like birds that lay eggs. They are well known for tasting good. One time, a chicken laid Dr. Eggman. You can count on them for crossing roads.
== Dangers of Chickens ==
They peck. PECK!
They also eat a lot, which is dangerous because they may get super fat and asplode. 
But then you get free chicken, yay!
== Good things about chickens ==
* You can wear them as a hat. Then you'll be a stylish boi.
* They are also yummy to eat, much to their dismay. Actually, don't eat them, or you'll be attacked by the Galactic Chicken Empire.
* But they don't really do much, so go ahead.
* Many things also taste like chicken, but not all of it is edible.
Category:Birds
Category:Animals
Category:Guys
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