John (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties)

John is the main protagonist in the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties video game for Windows 3.1 and the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer. He is portrayed by Edward J. Foster.
==Biography==
At the beginning of the game, John is awoken by his mother to find a spouse or be with a girl she chose for him. At the same time, Jane's father asks her to find a spouse so he can have grandchildren. The two then take a shower at the same time before John goes to work and Jane goes for a job interview.
John and Jane both meet at a parking lot and John instantly falls in love with Jane. The two shake hands but Jane leaves for her interview. At the building, the boss of a certain company, Mark Thresher asks Jane to take her clothes off. Though she strips to her bra, she runs from Thresher and once outside, John sees Jane fleeing from Thresher and dashes off to help her.
John subdues Thresher in an abandoned building, and punched him in the face for Jane telling John that Mark wanted Jane to strip for him. Thresher then offers Jane about 5 million dollars for one night of sex, but John says he loves Jane and wants her for a lifetime. Jane accepts John's offer and they send the police after Thresher, but not before a bag lady rapes him. The two go to the parking lot where they first met and you can choose the ending of the game.
== Personality == 
A very rational casanova by heart, but happens to have naive moments here and there. Despite having a snarky attitude towards his pedantic mother, he's shown to be caring, loving, protective and loyal to Jane.
He also seems passive towards Mark when he once tried asking him out, meaning John is open-minded and accepting outside of having thoughts to share.
== Trivia ==
* John and Jane both have similarities in having urges for their erotic fantasies as Casanovas when John was listening to Jane telling John she wants to remain as a virgin. (Which the both are both scolded by The Narrator or sometimes Thelma for some of their less than righteous decisions).
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