Saving Christmas/transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: December 1, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-PG-DL and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
It was Christmas eve in Royal Woods Michigan and it was snowing in the Loud House neighborhood and a mysterious narrator begin to narrate the story.
French Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, in all through the Loud House, not a sister was stirring, not even a pet, the stockings were hung in the chimney with care, in hopes that their Christmas will soon be the best.
It shows all of the siblings in a form of a checkerboard while sleeping.
French Narrator: The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads, and Rita in her chief and Lynn Sr. in his cap, had just settled their brains for a long winter's nap. His office name is Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: *walks to the Loud House*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *begins to wake up after hearing some noises*
French Narrator: When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, he sprang from his bed to see what was the matter, away to the window he flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, gave a luster of midday to objects below, when what to his wandering eyes did appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
Mr. Krabs: Lynn Sr., play the bell.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *plays bell* Kids, wake up, wake up.
Lola Loud: What is it daddy? I'm trying to get some beauty sleep.
Sandy Cheeks: Let's get some presents.
Luan Loud: Yeah dad, don't be bellin' us out *ho ho ho ho ho ho* made myself a Christmas pun, but seriously, what's up?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Take a look outside the window.
The Loud Family begin to look out the window and noticed someone familiar.
Lily Loud: Anta, Anta.
Screen cuts to close up SpongeBob's creepy eye, girl screaming in the background, then it cuts back.
Rita Loud: Yes Lily, Santy Clause is here!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Santa Claus!
Yellow Rectangle: I can't wait to meet him.
Lincoln Loud: And I can't believe he's coming to town.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Lincoln* I knew he wasn't a fake, I believed in him all along *pressed my hand in my heart* how I wish I wasn't so rough, especially at this time of year.
Lisa Loud: Let's just hope we don't mess up like last year.
Patrick Star: Yeah! Alright!
Red Rectangle: Awesome!
Leni Loud: Yeah, Lola got like totes a bunch of these black rocks, maybe she could complete her collection.
Lola Loud: *to Leni, annoyed* Why You-
Luna Loud: *shuts Lola up* Just be nice sis.
French Narrator: With a little old driver so lively and quick, they knew in a moment he must be Kris Kringle, more rapid than eagles his coursers they came, and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
Santa Claus: Now Dasher, Now Dancer, Now Prancer and Vixen, On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner and Blitzen, to the top of the porch to the top of the wall, now dash away, dash away, dash away all.
The Heroes waited for Santa to come to the fireplace, his sleigh landed on their roof and begin to climb down the chimney.
French Narrator: As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the housetop the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and Kris Kringle too-
They waited for Santa to climb down the chimney to the fireplace.
French Narrator: And then, in a twinkling, they heard on the roof, the prancing and pawing of each little hoof, as Lynn Sr. drew in his head, and was turning around, down the chimney Kris Kringle came with a bound. And Mr. Krabs too.
The Loud family begin to witness the arrival of Santa and were amazed at them.
French Narrator: He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot, a bundle of toys he had flung on his back, and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack, his eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry, his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry, his droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow, He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly, He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, they laughed when they saw him, in spite of themselves.
The scene goes through the streets of Bikini Bottom covered with snow whilst It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year plays.
French Narrator: Children and characters like Mrs. Puff and Flats are also making models out of snow, this goes on until It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year Stops.
The scene then goes into The Krusty Krab where SpongeBob and Sandy are dancing to Driving Home For Christmas.
French Narrator: Here's the story about "Saving Christmas".
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, Lincoln. This is so romantic.
Lincoln Loud: It is? I mean, it is! *gets a call on my new phone* Oh, a call!.
Sandy Cheeks: Are you going to answer it?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, sure. *walks out of the Krusty Krab and answers the phone* Hello?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Lincoln!
Patrick Star: Lincoln! I've got exciting news!
Lincoln Loud: Really? What is it?
Patrick Star: We've got tickets to go to the Christmas Parade!
Lincoln Loud: That's great! When is it?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's today, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Oh yeah, today!
Lincoln Loud: Today?! But, I've got plans with Lynn and Sandy!
Patrick Star: They can come, I've got an extra ticket!
Lincoln Loud: Well, I'm coming. Wait there!
Patrick Star: Ok, bye!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Bye Lincoln!
Patrick Star: *hangs up*
Lincoln Loud: I can't wait!
Slide transition to Master Lox and Plankton in Master Lox's Lair with a bucket of Green Gas
Lord Master Lox: Haha! How's your gas, Plankton
Plankton: My gas is good, Master Lox! The gas is finally ready! The question is, where can I set it off?
Karen Plankton: There's a Christmas parade being held at Downtown Bikini Bottom.
Pearl Master Lox: And Royal Woods.
Lord Master Lox: Perfect. Plankton come with me.
Slide transition to Master Lox and Plankton running through the streets of Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods carrying the bucket of Gas.
Lord Master Lox: We're nearly there, Plankton!
Plankton: Yeah! We're finally going to get our revenge on Krabs! *trips over a pebble and drops the gas onto the floor* Barnacles!
Lord Master Lox: Bummers, Plankton! You okay?!
A Person dressed as Santa comes along and steps on the bucket and smashes it.
Plankton: Ouch! I'm fine, Master Lox! My Bucket of Gas! That took me ages to make! *runs over to the smashed bucket* You'll pay for this Santa, you'll pay for this!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! You ruined Plankton's bucket, Santa!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *comes skipping along humming Jingle Bells* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Lincoln Loud: *sings* Merry Christmas from the Louds! *stomps on Plankton*
Plankton: Ouch!
Lord Master Lox: SpongeBob and Lincoln, Perfect, if we get them to help recreate my gas, I can go to the North Pole and gas Santa's Workshop! I'm such a genius!
Plankton: Yes!
Fred Rechid: *walks along to Plankton and picks him up*
Plankton: Hey, put me down!
Fred Rechid: Oh, a jellybean! *eats Plankton*
Plankton: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lord Master Lox: *shocked* PLANKTON!!!!!
Fred Rechid: What!
Lord Master Lox: Fred, you ate Plankton on purpose!
Fred Rechid: I'm sorry, Master Lox! I ate him!
Lord Master Lox: Gah!
Santa to take a look at his list and checked it twice, trying to find out who is naughty or nice.
Santa Claus: Well now let's see. Lori. *to Lori* You did a fine thing helping Lola with her pageant session not too long ago, nice sister improvement.
Lori Loud: It was literally a pleasure.
Santa Claus: Leni. *to Leni* Even though you seemed too nice, there is no doubt that you are always on the nice list.
Leni Loud: Like Yay!
Santa Claus: Luna. *to Luna* Your performance was terrific, even Mrs. Claus loved it.
Luna Loud: Rockin!!!!
Santa Claus: Luan. *to Luan* Your pranking spree on your family put yourself on the naughty list.
Luan Loud: Aw, dang it.
Santa Claus: But you started to improve after helping Lucy, so nice job with that!
Luan Loud: Aw shucks, thanks Santa!
Santa Claus: Lynn Jr. *to Lynn* Since you've been seven years old, you told you're younger siblings you've never believed in me.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *shocked* But I believe in you now.
Santa Claus: I know, but you Jinx on SpongeBob and Lincoln was terrible, so you are put on the naughty list.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh man!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Lynn* Better luck next year kiddo.
Santa Claus: Lincoln and other heroes. *to Lincoln and others* You've done so well this year. you learned everything so far. *to Lincoln* Like standing up to your fears. *to Lucy* Performed for your poetry session. *to Lana* Helping endangered fish. *to Lola* For respecting other contestants in winning and understanding your loss. *to Lily* And I could never put you on the naughty list either. *to SpongeBob* You could get a job. *to Patrick* You could get ice cream. *to Squidward* You could get your clarinet. *to Mr. Krabs* You could get your money. *to the Rectangles* And for the rest of you could do some math.
Lisa Loud: What about me, Santa?
Santa Claus: *to Lisa* Unfortunately Lisa, your ways of putting your family to tell the horrible truth has cost you on the naughty list.
Lisa Loud: Aw, dang it.
Santa Claus: And Sandy, I'm putting you on the naughty list.
Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts.
Squidward Tentacles: I'm having a great time.
Lola Loud: Have I been good this year?
Santa Claus: Absolutely kiddo.
Lola Loud: *hugs Santa* Thanks Santa!
Santa decided to give the heroes all the presents they wanted except for Sandy, Lisa and Lynn.
The scene goes to SpongeBob and Sandy in the crowd watching the parade.
Lisa Loud: So, since Patrick and the rest of the heroes are gone to get some candy floss, it is just you, me, SpongeBob, Sandy, Lana and Lynn.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *puts my hand on SpongeBob's hand*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, look! Charles from The Loud House!
Charles from the Loud House: *barks*
Lana Loud: *excited* Charles!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *points up in the sky*
Sandy Cheeks: *sighs*
Lord Master Lox: Hey Linc Noob! It's me Master Lox, I need you.
Lincoln Loud: Master Lox, is that you!?
Lord Master Lox: Of course, it's me, idiot!
Plankton: Hey, Sponge Head! It's me, Plankton, I need some help.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton!? *pulls Plankton out from one of my holes* Why would I help you?!
Plankton: Well, I was gonna give this present to my poor poor Grandmother but some guy smashed it! Can you help me recreate it?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok, sure.
Plankton: Thanks buddy! Thanks a lot. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You do know I'm still listening, right?
Plankton: *sighs* Yes.
Lord Master Lox: So Lincoln, you're listening?
Lincoln Loud: I'm listening.
Slide transition to SpongeBob and Lincoln in Master Lox and Plankton's Laboratory.
Lincoln Loud: Ok, so. Your grandmother wanted a bucket of green gas?
Plankton: Yeah, I got socks. I don't even wear socks!
Lord Master Lox: Me too!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, the irony.
Time card reading "One Pointless Montage Later"
French Narrator: One pointless montage later.
The scene goes to Master Lox and Plankton hugging the new bucket of gas.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you sure this is right?
Plankton: Oh yeah, it's fine!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *puts on a jet pack*
Lord Master Lox: Did I mention we made a new jet pack?
Lincoln Loud: No, why?
Plankton: Well, we've been planning to go to land for a while.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why do you want to go to land?
Lord Master Lox: We're gonna gas Santa's Workshop and ruin Christmas!
Plankton: Yes!
Lincoln Loud: WHAT!?
Master Lox and Plankton set off quickly on the jet pack whilst they hold the bucket of gas.
Plankton: Bye! With this amount of gas, Santa may never wake from his sleep! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Lord Master Lox: Later, noobs!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *flies out of the roof*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles, I should've never trusted him!
Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Leni and Lana Loud: *walks into Master Lox's Lair*
Leni Loud: SpongeBob! Lincoln! What are you two doing here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you guys doing here?
Patrick Star: We've been looking all over town for you.
Lincoln Loud: Really? Wow, well. Um, thanks?
Patrick Star: You didn't see the last float!
Red Rectangle: I didn't see that coming!
Yellow Rectangle: I have more important news, Master Lox and Plankton are going to the North Pole to ruin Christmas!
Leni Loud: Oh, um, like ok?
SpongeBob SquarePants: There'll be no presents!
Lana Loud: Is that bad?
SpongeBob SquarePants: And no chocolate, no cookies, no joy. Christmas will be ruined!
Patrick Star: A Ruined Christmas!? NO!
Lincoln Loud: We have to follow them!
Patrick Star: How? We'll never make it to the North Pole!
Yellow Rectangle: It's their fate! We have to make it, the fate of Christmas is in our hands!
Leni Loud: The Fate of Christmas is in my hands? How did it get there?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, it's just a figure of speech.
Leni Loud: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I don't get it.
Lincoln Loud: Come on! We need to get to the North Pole before Master Lox and Plankton do! Let's go!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: *run out of Master Lox's Lair*
Slide transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Lana outside of a closed Santa's Village.
Lana Loud: Guys, why are we here?
Leni Loud: I heard they still keep one of the magic sleighs in here.
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, we can't steal!
Patrick Star: It's not stealing if no one owns it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I've heard myths that people still guard this place. It's too risky!
Patrick Star: They're just silly myths, not actual facts!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: *climbs over the fence and climb into Santa's Village*
Lincoln Loud: *gulps* I've got a bad feeling about this.
Red Rectangle: Come on, this place is awesome!
Slide transition to Lana, Leni, Lincom, Red, Yellow, Patrick and SpongeBob entering an abandoned, creepy and old workshop.
Red Rectangle: I remember this place! This is where Santa and his elves were! Oh, the memories! *picks up a toy car on a machine* One of the toy cars! I always wanted one of these things!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Red, let's just get out of here. It's really creepy!
Red Rectangle: *sighs* Ok.
Lana Loud: Let's go!
Slide transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red Lincoln, Leni and Lana running up some metal stairs to a metal balcony in the Workshop.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on! I think it's up here!
Patrick Star: Wow, I've never been up here!
Lincoln Loud: *kicks down a door and enters a dark Santa's office*
Yellow Rectangle: Ok, we're here.
Leni Loud: But his sleigh isn't here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Santa's Office always headed to Santa's garage. The attraction was closed in 1991 because of the parades.
Yellow Rectangle: It's until 1965.
Red Rectangle: I didn't know you went here!
Yellow Rectangle: I went once, that's all.
Patrick Star: *picks up a piece of paper* Hey, it says someone signed up to be Santa. Guys, do you think that Santa was a fake?
Lincoln Loud: No, of course not. *sarcasm*
Patrick Star: Phew, I was scared that someone faked to be Santa! Imagine that! Who would get away with that? *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, who could possibly get away with that!? *sarcasm, opens a bookshelf to reveal a secret security code*
Lana Loud: Huh?!
Lincoln Loud: Ohhhh, a code!
Leni Loud: A Code? What's that doing here?
Lincoln Loud: I don't know, it probably leads into a secret area!
Red Rectangle: What?!
Patrick Star: Secret? I love secrets!
Lincoln Loud: *presses the buttons and the bookshelf opens and reveals a open metal door*
Leni Loud: Wow, how did you know the code!?
Lincoln Loud: 1234, the easiest pass code ever!
Leni Loud: Totes!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: *jumps down a hole and land in a garage where a dusty Santa's Sleigh is*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woah, it's Santa's Sleigh!
Leni Loud: That is awesome!
Lana Loud: What is this place?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *opens up a hatch in the back of the sleigh* It looks like it needs some kind of gas.
Patrick Star: *picks up a bag of Magic Dust* Magic Dust. That must be what powered this thing!
Lincoln Loud: Patrick, that's it, magic dust is just fake. It's never worked.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *bumps into a robot Santa* Woah! I thought that was a guard or something then. *laughs*
Patrick Star: How could you think it's fake!? Look! *sprinkles some magic dust on Action Man Figure* Prepare for magic!
Lana Loud: Whoa!
Action Man Figure: *coughs and gets up and cracks my back* Gah, what happened? I feel like Mr. Best and Mr. Beat doing the splits.
Lincoln Loud: What the!?
Action Man Figure: Uh oh, this isn't right. I don't communicate with giant talking pieces of cheese.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm a sponge!
Yellow and Red Rectangle: We're rectangular prisms!
Action Man Figure: Ohhhhh. Well. That makes loads of sense! *sarcasm*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, don't you talk to me like that!
Action Man Figure: I'm Action Man, I can talk to you in any tone! Now, it's time to fly! *jumps into the air and hits the floor* Argh, someone call a doctor. *passes out*
Lincoln Loud: What the heck was that all about?
Patrick Star: I don't know. Wouldn't it be crazy if we went to a world full of toys with Roblox?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That'd be stupid
Patrick Star: *looks inside the magic dust bag* Um, guys. We've run out of magic dust.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Barnacles/Dang it.
Patrick Star: I could get some from the local Barg. N. Mart!
Lincoln Loud: Great idea! We'll wait here!
Patrick Star: Alright! I won't be long!
Slide transition to Patrick entering the Barg. N. Mart.
A Janitor is sweeping the floors.
Patrick Star: Hey, can you tell me how to get the magic dust?
Janitor: Magic Dust? The thing that kids used to get in their eyes?
Patrick Star: Yup!
Janitor: Ok, in the back.
Patrick Star: Thanks!
Screen cuts to Lana in the back of the Barg .N. Mart.
Lana Loud: Man, this place is spooky. *bumps into a shelf and ends up picking up a Mighty Mutant Power Frogs* Mighty Mutant Power Frogs? Man, this place is cheap.
Patrick Star: *sees a dark figure at the side of the room* Hello, is anybody there?
Mr. Krabs: *steps out of the barrel* Oh, hey Patrick. Hey Lana. What are you doing here?
Patrick Star: Finding some magic dust for SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Mr. Krabs: Magic Dust? Isn't that the thing that children used to put in their eyes?
Patrick Star: Yup!
Mr. Krabs: Why would SpongeBob want that?
Patrick Star: To power a magic sleigh!
Mr. Krabs: A Magic Sleigh? Well, that sounds like it needs extra magic!
Patrick Star: Extra Magic?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I happen to be selling some Good Old Krab's Family Beans!
Patrick Star: Beans? I'm not sure. How's that magic?
Lana Loud: It's magic dust, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Oh yeah, magic dust.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's real magic! It'll take you far away!
Patrick Star: How much!?
Mr. Krabs: 2 Dollars!
Patrick Star: I only have 4.
Mr. Krabs: I'll let you off! *grabs Patrick's money and hands Patrick the can of beans*
Patrick Star: Wow, SpongeBob and Lincoln are gonna be so impressed!
Slide transition to Luan.
Luan Loud: Look Mr. Coconuts, a new friend *shows woodpecker puppet*
Mr. Coconuts: So what are you in for?
Woodpecker puppet: I'm too nutty!
Luan Loud: *begins to laugh*
French Narrator: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, he gave Luna a few albums of Mick Swagger.
Luna Loud: Cheers mate!
Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Blue, Pink, Orange, Green, Purple, White, Black Rectangle, Lori, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lola and Lisa Loud: Ooooooohhhhhhh.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
French Narrator: And as for Lori, she got a new upgrade, a new phone with all new apps, the phone she once had had lost her contacts, but was thrilled to have a new one.
Lori Loud: Finally, a new phone, *to the heroes sternly* BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NEW PHONE!!!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait a minute Santa, What about us?
French Narrator: And Santa couldn't forget, he gave Sandy, Lisa and Lynn, nothing but a lump of coal, good for Squidward and Lola for last year she had a lump of coal.
Lisa and Lynn Loud Jr.: Dang it!
Sandy Cheeks: Darn it!
Lucy Loud: Haha, I wish I had coal, because black is my favorite color *to audience* I also like grey.
French Narrator: And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
The Loud family except Sandy, Lynn and Lisa thanked Santa and waved goodbye to Santa.
French Narrator: He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle, but they heard him, exclaim, ere he drove out of sight.
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!!
Others: Merry Christmas from The Loud House!
Lori Loud: No, SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Lana are missing! So as Mr. Krabs!
Lynn Loud Jr.: This is the life for Christmas.
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: December 1, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-PG-DL, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues with Reg on the plane.
Reg the Muscular Fish: Gah.
Bubble Bass: What's wrong?
Reg the Muscular Fish: Nothing. Nothing.
Bubble Bass: Should I move over?
Reg the Muscular Fish: No. Please, God no.
Bubble Bass: Ok, I will.
Reg the Muscular Fish: WHAT!?
Bubble Bass: *gets out of the chair and the plane tips over*
Everyone on the plane: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Lana running to the red and white pole where Master Lox and Plankton went.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Argh! It's a dead end!
Lincoln Loud: We're doomed!
Leni Loud: Not if I can help! *presses the pole and it goes down to reveal a secret entrance*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni! You're a genius!
Leni Loud: I know.
Yellow Rectangle: Come on! There's no time to waste!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: *jumps down into the secret entrance*
Lana Loud: Woah!
Slide transition back to the plane where all of the passengers have air masks up to them.
Robloxian Pilot: May Day! May Day! We're going down! *touches loads of buttons in the plane* Preparing Emergency Landing! *pulls back a trigger and fire comes out of the side of the plane* Hey, is somebody barbecuing back. Oh my god! *pilot pulls back another trigger causing the plane to slow down* Ok, I think I've found the brakes! Prepare for the landing! *presses a giant red button and plane stops on a runway* Ha, that wasn't so bad. Was it?
Reg the Muscular Fish: *gets out of my chair* This is the last time I'm ever going on a plane!
Slide transition to Reg at the airport on his phone.
Reg the Muscular Fish: Come on, pick up. Pick up!
Lincoln Loud: *answers the phone* Hello? Who is it?
Reg the Muscular Fish: Lincoln, where the heck are you? I'm really close to the North Pole but still not at our actual landing point.
Lincoln Loud: Why? What happened?
Reg the Muscular Fish: The Plane had an emergency landing. Some fat guy tipped it over.
Lincoln Loud: What?! Woah!
Reg the Muscular Fish: So, where are you?
Lincoln Loud: Santa's Workshop.
Reg the Muscular Fish: Ha, what?
Lincoln Loud: Santa's Workshop!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Good one, where are you really?
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* Santa's Workshop!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Ok, now it's not even funny.
Lincoln Loud: It might seem crazy what I'm about to tell you but me, SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Leni and Lana are on a quest to save Santa!
Reg the Muscular Fish: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lincoln Loud: We're locked in the workshop. We think it's been taken over. All of the elves have been kidnapped too!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Ok, Ok so what?
Lincoln Loud: Just find the white and red pole in the North Pole! We're in there!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Ok. I'll come as quickly as I can.
Slide transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Lana in Santa's Workshop.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh no. Leni! We're locked in! We have to escape!
Patrick Star: *has a Ray Blaster 5000 in my hands* Pew, Pew!
Leni Loud: Guys, look out! The Zordions are taking over the main bridge!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, what are you doing?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni! Are you opening presents?!
Leni Loud: Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's bad. But Awesome!
Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Lana Loud: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Lana Loud: *opens up a present revealing Roblox Toys*
Lincoln Loud: Come on! We need to get to the enterprise!
Time card reading "Two Hours Later"
French Narrator: Two hours later.
The scene goes to SpongeBob kneeling above a fake doll.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There's a pulse failure doctor!
Yellow Rectangle: It's fake!
Red Rectangle: *feels guilty* NOOO!
Patrick Star: *rushes over to the doll* It can't be! Stay with me!
Leni Loud: OMGosh! Be real!
Lincoln Loud: It's too late. She's already gone. *puts my hand on Leni's back*
Patrick Star: NOOOO!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll have to sell the Party Mansion. *turns head* It's a fake doll!
Patrick Star: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Leni Loud: *sobs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pretends to make loads of dolls drive over to Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni*
Yellow Rectangle: Aw man, we ruined Christmas!
Red Rectangle: Yeah!
Lincoln Loud: We blew it, guys! Lynn will never forgive us if she sees this!
Patrick Star: And I'll never forgive her if she made fake dolls!
Leni is crying about her Santa outfit being gone.
Leni Loud: My Santa outfit is gone. *sobs*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, what should we do now?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I think I still have a lot of money! I could buy the Party Mansion! The end!
Lincoln Loud: Aw, this is a sad story.
Lana Loud: Something wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Lana. I was just gonna save Christmas.
Lana Loud: It's okay, Lincoln. It's my fault for ruining Christmas.
Lincoln Loud: *gets up off the floor* Well! Great Story you got there Reg! We really need to get into Santa's Office though. Could you help?
Reg the Muscular Fish: Ha, piece of cake! *runs to the office door and smashes it down* Done!
Robot Santa Claus: *smashes through the roof* Prepare to die!
Lincoln Loud: *screams*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What is going on here!?
Patrick Star: Santa!
Leni Loud: A robot?!
Robot Santa Claus: Must destroy Sponge-Bob, Pat-Trick, Linc-Coln and Len-Ni. *gets out a giant laser cannon from my arm* Prepare to die. *shoots the machine*
Lincoln Loud: *flies back into the wall* Ow.
Robot Santa Claus: Must Destroy!
Lord Master Lox: *runs into the room* What is going on here?!
Robot Santa Claus: *turns around and points its laser canon at Master Lox and Plankton*
Plankton: What the? That's not supposed to be in here!
Yellow Rectangle: Get out of the way! *dives onto Plankton*
Plankton: AHHHHH!!!
Robot Santa Claus: *blows down the whole wall around the door*
Yellow Rectangle: Phew, that was a close one. You could have died!
Lord Master Lox: Are you kidding me?!
Plankton: You don't say! I nearly got killed by you diving on me!
Robot Santa Claus: Must destroy Skeleton and Green Jellybean!
Lord Master Lox: I'm a skeleton!
Plankton: Jellybean!? Who are you calling a jellybean!?
Robot Santa Claus: *shoots my canon at Master Lox and Plankton but misses*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: AHHHH!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *runs*
Robot Santa Claus: You can not run!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Master Lox and Plankton running down a hallway.
Lincoln Loud: Come on! We need to go!
Robot Santa Claus: *comes down the hallway with the canon*
Leni Loud: AH! He's coming after us!
Robot Santa Claus: You can not run! *charges up the canon*
SpongeBob SquarePants: AH!
Yellow Rectangle: This is the end! Good bye, heroes!
Lana Loud: *offscreen* HEY! LEAVE MY FRIENDS AND SIBLINGS ALONE, ROBOT SANTA!
Robot Santa Claus: Huh?!
Lana Loud: Come and get me! *runs*
Robot Santa Claus: You can not run! *flings Lana*
Lana Loud: *screams*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *shocked* LLLLAAAANNNNAAAA!!!!
A Giant Candy Cane flies down the hallway and flies into Robot Santa's belly.
Lincoln Loud: What the!?
Lord Master Lox: We're getting out of this Christmas Mad House!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *runs away*
Robot Santa Claus: *pulls out the candy cane and snaps it in half* Laser Cannon Charging!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *runs behind a shadowy figure in the hallway*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who are you!?
The Shadowy Figure ends up to be revealed as Santa.
Santa Claus: I'm the real Santa Clause!
SpongeBob SquarePants: S-S-Santa!?
Leni Loud: AWESOME!!!
Santa Claus: *loads up a Candy Cane Gun* And that Santa has been a very naughty boy this year!
Robot Santa Claus: Must Destroy Real Santa!
Santa Claus: *shoots the Robot Santa again* Take that!
Robot Santa Claus: *eats the candy cane with its shredder mouth*
Santa Claus: The Candy Canes are no match!
Yellow Rectangle: What should we do Santa!?
Santa Claus: RUN!
Santa Claus, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *runs away*
Slide transition to SpongeBob, Santa, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni running into Santa's Workshop.
Santa Claus: We need to barricade the door!
Lord Master Lox: It's no match! The thing will just break through!
Santa Claus: Plankton? What are you doing here?
Plankton: We came to put you to sleep!
Santa Claus: Ho Ho What!?
Lord Master Lox: You always give us coal! We were gonna put you to sleep and then collect all of the presents.
Santa Claus: Just behave goodly and I'll give you the presents you want!
Plankton: We spend half of my time trying to steal the thing we want!
Santa Claus: Just wait till Christmas and you'll get the things I want! I have my jolly little eye on you!
Plankton: You mean eyes, right?
Santa Claus: Of Course I do!
The wall comes down onto Leni.
Lincoln Loud: Leni!
Leni Loud: I'm ok. I'm used to having concrete and other items like this on top of me! I do live under a rock you know!
Robot Santa Claus: *walks across the wall*
Plankton: Gah!
Lord Master Lox: It's that thing again!
Santa Claus: *grabs a baseball bat and bashes Robot Santa on the head with it* Take that!
Robot Santa Claus: What the heck was that? *grabs Santa*
Santa Claus: Hey! Put me down!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: SANTA!
Robot Santa Claus: *throws Santa against the wall*
Santa Claus: Argh.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Santa! Are you ok!? *runs over to Santa*
Santa Claus: Just leave me. I'll be fine.
Plankton: Guys! Look!
Robot Santa Claus: Self Destruct in 3 Minutes.
Lincoln Loud: What the!?
Lord Master Lox: He's gonna blow us up!
Plankton: We're all gonna die!
SpongeBob SquarePants: WHAT!?
Robot Santa Claus: Self Destruct in 2 Minutes.
Reg the Muscular Fish: *runs into the room* Guys! I think I've left my tie!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Reg, you don't wear a tie!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Oh yeah. Well, bye!
Lincoln Loud: Reg! We need someone who can defuse this bomb!
Reg the Muscular Fish: BOMB!?
Lincoln Loud: I thought you said that you eat bombs for breakfast!
Reg the Muscular Fish: *sighs* I guess you're right! *opens up the Robot Santa and grabs a bomb* Ok, I can do this! *eats the bomb*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woo! Go Re-
Yellow Rectangle: Oh dear!
Reg the Muscular Fish: Uh Oh! *blows up (No Blood or Gore)*
SpongeBob SquarePants: AHHHHH!!!
Lord Master Lox: HOLY CRAP!
Plankton: HOLY SCALLOPS!
Santa Claus: Ho-Ho-Holy *dolphin noises* Crap!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni, Lana Loud, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *gasps*
Red Rectangle: Huh?!
Patrick Star: I didn't see it!
Lana Loud: Let’s do it again!
Reg's Tattoo flies onto the ground.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sighs* You'll be missed Reg.
Lord Master Lox: Wait, Plankton, did Santa just say the “F” word?!
Santa Claus: Of course I didn't! *laughs nervously*
Lincoln Loud: Huh?!
Santa Claus: Oh, look at the time! You should all go to bed now!
Lincoln Loud: Um, ok.
Santa Claus: Hehe.
Plankton: Well, I guess we'll be going now.
Lord Master Lox: Good.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait! Can we have a ride in the sleigh?
Santa Claus: Why, of course you can!
Slide transition to Santa, SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Lana, Master Lox and Plankton riding in Santa's Sleigh in the sea.
Lincoln Loud: Well, that's an adventure worth remembering!
Lord Master Lox: So, you're gonna give me presents this year?
Santa Claus: Of course I will!
Lord Master Lox: Well, thanks!
Plankton: *carries presents*
Lana Loud: Thanks for the ride, Santa.
Yellow and Red Rectangle: You too.
Yellow, Red Rectangle and Lana Loud: *leaves*
Santa Claus: I'm Santa, I give all the good boys presents!
Patrick Star: I want a laser blaster!
Leni Loud: And a dress!
Santa Claus: Ha, you'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Lincoln Loud: I don't think people will get the reference!
Santa Claus: Reference?
The Sleigh Smashes through a building called the Fourth Wall.
Lincoln Loud: Oops.
Santa Claus: *sighs*
Plankton: I love Christmas now!
Lord Master Lox: Me too!
Patrick Star: I can't wait for the Big Bunny to deliver all my presents!
Santa Claus: Patrick, that's at Easter. I deliver the presents.
Patrick Star: So, you don't deliver eggs?
Santa Claus: *sighs* No Patrick. That's the Easter Bunny.
Patrick Star: Then who delivers money under my pillow?
Santa Claus: That's the Tooth Fairy.
Patrick Star: Wow! I'm learning so much!
Leni Loud: Totes!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, look! It's Squidward's House!
Santa Claus: Squidward? How about we pay him a visit?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Slide transition to Santa's Sleigh parking up outside of Squidward's house.
Lincoln Loud: Squidward's gonna love this! *knocks on Squidward's door* Oh Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: What is it!?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I've got a little surprise for you!
Squidward Tentacles: This better be worth it! *opens the door*
Lincoln Loud: *sprinkles some magic dust onto Squidward* Merry Christmas Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: *slams the door*
Lori Loud: That's it, Lincoln. Don't come into my house anymore. *leaves Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Lori wait, where are you going? *sighs* Did you see his face!? He loved it!
Santa Claus: Yeah.
Slide transition to Santa parking his sleigh outside of the Krusty Krab.
Lincoln Loud: Well, we're here!
Santa Claus: Ah, the Krusty Krab! The place you always wanted to work at when he was a little baby sponge! Remember that Krusty Krab Kitchen Play Set I gave you for his Second Christmas?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, it was awesome!
Santa Claus: Then SpongeBob made a real life Krabby Patty on it!
Lincoln Loud: He sure did!
Lincoln Loud and Santa Claus: *starts laughing with each other*
Plankton: Um, yeah. I've gotta go back to the Chum Bucket Kitchen. Karen will be wondering where I am!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, we're going to our own places. Pearl will be wondering too.
Plankton: *runs away and into the Chum Bucket*
Lord Master Lox: *runs away and into Master Lox's Lair*
Lincoln Loud: Well, we've got to get going now!
Santa Claus: *gives Lincoln a mini present* Here, give this to Lynn. I think she needs it.
Lincoln Loud: Lynn? Um, ok!
Santa Claus: Well, I better get going! These presents don't deliver themselves you know!
Leni Loud: *jumps out of the sleigh* Hey, how come Lynn, get a gift early and I don't?!
Santa Claus: Um, ok *buys a dress and gives it to Leni* Happy Early Christmas!
Leni Loud: Wow, my dress! This is just what I've always wanted! You're the best, Santa!
Santa Claus: Ok, I better be going right now! Merry Christmas everyone! *flies away in my sleigh* Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Lincoln Loud: Wow, that man inspires me.
Patrick Star: What?
Lincoln Loud: Nothing, nothing.
Mr. Krabs: *runs out of the Krusty Krab* SpongeBob! What are you doing out here!?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: You need to be making some patties! The Christmas Party is tonight!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye Aye Captain! *runs into the Krusty Krab* I'm ready!
Slide transition to The Krusty Krab Christmas Party where the residents of Bikini Bottom are standing around having fun on different activities.
Mr. Krabs: Another good Christmas party me lad!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's Christmas! It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Sandy is standing on the dance floor by herself.
Mr. Krabs: Say, isn't that your girlfriend over there and isn't that Lincoln's sister Lori?
SpongeBob SquarePants: She's not my girlfriend Mr. Krabs. She's just a girl and a friend. We're not in a relationship and Lori left Lincoln because she's not his sister.
Mr. Krabs: I can tell.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How?
Mr. Krabs: The girls are lonely! You should go up to her and give her a little dance! Girls always love that!
SpongeBob SquarePants: A Dance? Good idea Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: Why thank you!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *runs over to Sandy*
Mr. Krabs: He's learning, he's learning.
A Female 30 Year Old Crab walks over to Mr. Krabs.
Female Crab: Um, Hi.
Mr. Krabs: Why hello there young lady. Would you be interested in a dance?
Female Crab: Ew! I was just gonna ask where the condiments are! GROSS! *runs away*
Mr. Krabs: She'll come crawling back.
Slide transition to SpongeBob running over to Sandy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hello there young lady.
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob? Is that you? What are you doing here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I work here, remember?
Sandy Cheeks: I know but I haven't seen you all night.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I haven't been much in a dancing mood tonight but I need to tell you something. *kneels down onto the floor* Sandra Jennifer Cheeks, will you dance with me?
Sandy Cheeks: Yes!
Lincoln Loud: Lynn L. Loud Jr., dance with me?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay!
Yellow Rectangle: Let's dance!
White Rectangle: Alright!
Sandy Cheeks, Lynn Loud Jr. and White Rectangle: *grabs SpongeBob, Lincoln and Yellow*
They start dancing to Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.
Sandy Cheeks: I love this song!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Me too!
SpongeBob SquarePants: DJ, Louder!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
The Music goes louder.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woo! That's better!
They stop dancing when the music stops and then run out of the Krusty Krab.
Crowd: WOOOOO!!!
Patrick Star: Go SpongeBob!
Leni Loud: Go Lincoln go! Go Lincoln go! Go Lincoln go!
Lincoln Loud: We saw Santa, Lana.
Lana Loud: Thanks Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *waves to Lana* Bye, Merry Christmas, Lana!
Lana Loud: Merry Christmas, Lincoln!
The scene goes to SpongeBob and Sandy outside.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, what do you think?
Sandy Cheeks: You were brilliant!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I didn't win best dancer in School for nothing did I now?
Sandy Cheeks: I love you! *hugs SpongeBob*
Lynn Loud Jr.: I love you, Lincoln! *hugs Lincoln*
Yellow Rectangle: Thanks for the hug!
SpongeBob SquarePants: As a friend, right?
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah, I guess so.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, we've heard there's a new offer at Goofy Goobers tonight! Wanna go?
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah, sure!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Sure we are!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud and Yellow Rectangle: *starts running away*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Great, come on! I'll race ya!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, let's do this!
Yellow Rectangle: Time for race!
Lynn Loud Jr. and Sandy Cheeks: *runs after SpongeBob, Lincoln and Yellow*
Sandy Cheeks: Hey, you had a head start!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm gonna win!
Sandy Cheeks: Oh no you're not!
Lynn Loud Jr.: You betcha, Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: Let's go to Goofy Goobers!
Yellow Rectangle: Merry Christmas, everybody!
All the heroes are going to Goofy Goobers, then the screen moves up to the sky and It says "MERRY CHRISTMAS", then the screen cuts in black Episode ends.
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