Little Speedster

"See, sir? Nothing beats the old models," - CPT J. McCreary after breaching into Outpost "Snowcone"'s storage room
Little Speedster, also known as Allah's Little Speedster, is a war criminal/remote controlled car that serves the United States Colonial Marine Corps. Little Speedster is often strapped with two C4 charges. It is known for its pivotal roles in the Quest for the Holy Cornbread and Operation Crimson Yellow Snowcone II. 
== Lore ==
=== Attack on Space Jerusalem ===
Little Speedster's first deployment was to BG-1498 with a battalion-sized element of Marines. Marines sought to lay siege on xenomorph worshipping gentiles whom resided in a fortressed dubbed "Space Jerusalem". Due to the chemical composition of the atmosphere being dangerous for firearms, swords were used as the primary method of combat. After delivering a holy prayer, the Marines escorted Little Speedster to the gate where it would breach the gate open, killing four gentiles in the process. With its sacrifice, Marines would slaughter the inhabitants of the city.
=== Storming the Cultist Mines ===
Little Speedster would be escorted again by Marines to the final gentile hideout in the mining system of BG-1498. Marines would kill an abundance of swordsmen and archers through a narrow passage way. When the attack force reached the camp, they were met with two giant armored axemen who were pricked to death. Little Speedster would then blow the camp causing a cave in as the surviving Marines extracted.
Between the attack of the mines and Operation Crimson Yellow Snowcone II, Little Speedster would be recovered and serve in Outpost Snowcone.
=== Operation Crimson Yellow Snowcone II ===
A Marine task force finds Little Speedster atop an orange crate as they are investigating the outpost QRF Bot. Upon entering the outpost reactor room, SGT Scrouge McDuck was the first to spot it and reports to Captain Hugh Janus of his findings. With no other way to make entrance in an adjacent storage room, CWO3 J. Blackburn suggests to blow the door up. Little Speedster is then used as a door breaching charge to allow the Marines to search the room and restore power to the facility by using an industrial welder.
=== April Fools (2194) ===
As a part of an April Fools update for Baja, Marines had to gather parts of Little Speedster as a means to summon builderman in a pentagramic ritual. 
== Traits ==
=== Appearance ===
Little Speedster is a light green, four wheeled, remote controlled car that resembles a Formula One car. Like an Formula One car, it has four exposed wheels and exposed steering axles, but it has two front wheel fenders. The fenders, axles, and nose are painted in a blue fire pattern scheme. It has two googly eyes stuck to the nose facing looking opposite directions. Four explosive charges are strapped to the top of the car.
===Abilities===
Blows up lore related items and come back.
== Gallery ==
File:Tomlittlespeedsterdiscordaprilfools.jpg|Tom's RP character
File:LilSpeedster.png|Bloodthirsty Marines taunting the gate guards as Little Speedster trails behind.
==Trivia==
*Little Speedster makes four cameos in USCM lore.
*In the mines, Marines were not allowed to step on Little Speedster lest they glitch him into the ground.
**The Commandant of all people was the one to step on it
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