An Absolute Madman Renegade Decides to Screw Over Our Heroes

Episode 10 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins on the island where Crazy, Purple, Zoltan, Existant, and Travis are alive)
Crazy: Wow, cool that we all somehow survived a terrible plane wreck!
Purple: Crazy how many people were on that other plane?
Crazy: Not sure, don’t care. 
Purple: You just killed an unspecified amount of people after having met Jesus Christ himself.
Crazy: Yeah. That’s wack!
Purple: Anyways where the hell are we?
Travis: I think that we died.
Purple: No, we’re just stranded on some stupid island.
Travis: That makes sense too. 
Existant: Wait so nobody’s phased by the fact that Crazy just committed mass murder?
Purple: No, it’s just a normal Saturday for him.
Crazy: BOOOYAH!
Existant: Crazy you just killed hundreds of innocent civilians.
Purple: Hey wait there’s somebody still alive over there!
Minnesota: I LIVE!
Purple: Who are you?
Minnesota: The crazy person who’s going to kill you all.
Zoltan: Wait what?
Crazy: KILL HIM FIRST!
(Minnesota charges at the group with a piece of metal he finds on the ground)
Minnesota: AHHH!
Crazy: I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU-
Zoltan:
1: 
10 Zoltan and CrazySponge were on a journey together now.
(Crazy grabs the Bible 2 and lights it on fire, then throws it at Minnesota)
Crazy: DIE DIE DIE!
(Minnesota screams in a hellfire)
Minnesota: Okay fine. You guys want to kill me? AHHHHHH!!
(His eyes melt)
Purple: HOLY SHIT-
Crazy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Travis: AIDAN YOU JUST FUCKING LIT SOMEBODY ON FIRE DO YOU HAVE ANY REMORSE?
Crazy: No.
Minnesota: WHERE AM I GOING-
(Minnesota realizes he’s about to walk into jet fuel which will explode if lit on fire and level the beach)
Minnesota: Oh. So now I’m a suicide bomber. 
Purple: DONT DO IT! WE CAN HELP YOU! IM A PROPHET AND I KNOW JESUS!
Minnesota: God isn’t real.
(Minnesota gets struck by a bolt of lightning and falls into the jet fuel, causing it to explode)
Crazy: SHIT!
(The beach explodes into a flurry of glass)
(Episode ends)
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