Rowley in the freezer

74.Rowley Jefferson was an eleven-year-old boy who loved to put himself in danger. He was always looking for new and exciting ways to push the limits of what he could handle. Despite his parents' warnings and constant reminders about safety, Rowley couldn't resist trying to prove his bravery time and time again
One hot summer day, Rowley's dad decided to get an ice lolly from the freezer as a cool treat to beat the heat. However, he was feeling particularly parched and wanted the ice lolly at the bottom of the pack. Despite Rowley's protests that they all tasted the same, his dad spent a long time trying to get the ice lolly at the bottom. Eventually, he managed to grab it but not before sticking his head inside the freezer for a bit too long.
The extreme cold caused his dad's head to freeze, and in a panic, he ran into the oven to try and thaw it out. Unfortunately, he neglected to turn the oven off before doing so, and the heat quickly began to rise.
Meanwhile, Rowley had decided to play a prank on his mum by hiding in the freezer to scare her. But when his mother came home and opened the freezer, she was shocked to find Rowley frozen solid inside. She panicked and called an ambulance, and Rowley was rushed to the hospital where the doctors marveled at the size of the giant ice cube with a frozen boy inside.
When they arrived back home, Rowley's family had planned to have sweetcorn and poo stew for dinner, but with everything that had happened that day, they decided to forego the gross meal. Instead, they decided to cook the only thing available - Rowley's frozen dad. 
As they enjoyed their dad for dinner with some vegetables from their garden, Rowley asked his mom if he could eat her tomorrow. She laughed and replied that she would prefer to be alive for a little bit longer, thank you very much.
In retrospect, Rowley learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of playing with cold temperatures and ovens. His family also made some changes to their diet, realizing that sweetcorn and poo stew wasn't the most appetizing meal choice after all. From then on, they decided to stick to more traditional meals and avoid pranks and daredevil stunts altogether.