It's a Spyman's Christmas!/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the video It's a Spyman's Christmas! released on December 10, 2015 by wp.drive.
*[PCus is shown in front of a green bed]
*PCus: Hey everyone! Merry Christmas to everyone! Now I have a plan... what I'm going to do is this: I'm going to prank Mangle! I'm going to pretend to be Santa, enter the pizzeria and BAM! surprise her! It's fool-proof! It's going to work! Now, let's go!
*Narrator: On his way to Freddy's Pizzeria. [cuts to Mangle watching a video Big Meaty Claws]
*PCus: [behind Mangle] Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
*Mangle: What the heck...?
*PCus: Merry Christmas, my friend!
*Mangle: Well, you know what I think?
*PCus: No... what?
*Mangle: No Santa imposter takes our stuff without a fight!
*PCus: Wait, what? [gets punched in the screen] Ow...
*Mangle: Prepare your screen, faker!
*PCus: Wait! Don't do it! It's me, PCus!
*Mangle: Nice try, faker, but PCus would be asleep at this time!
*PCus: No, really, Mangle! Look! [takes off his Santa hat]
*Mangle: Oh my god, PCus, I'm so sorry!
*PCus: Eh, it's OK. I was speechless though.
*Mangle: Again, I'm sorry. But still. Why did you dress as Santa?
*PCus: I was intending to prank you. But you went all Mangle on me.
*Mangle: All Mangle on you...?
*PCus: Yeah, you know. When you have a fit of rage? For nothing? Hm?
*Mangle: Oh, right...
*Narrator: Poor PCus got punched for nothing. [cuts to Spymankiller reading a newspaper by the fireplace]
*Mangle: Spy! [hangs from the ceiling]
*Spymankiller: Why, hello Mangle!
*Mangle: Hey Spy! Merry Christmas!
*Spymankiller: You too! I'm just reading the daily paper.
*Mangle: I see. Do you think everyone else is having a good Christmas?
*Spymankiller: I do hope so. Axel is putting his decorations. And Pankid is with his brother at the sea.
*Mangle: Who is Pankid's brother?
*Spymankiller: We don't talk about that.
*Mangle: Why even not?
*Spymankiller: Because it's private... and deadly.
*Mangle: Alright then... weird...
*[cuts to Mangle reading a newspaper in a different room. Suddenly, Luis appears]
*Mangle: Hello, Luis.
*Luis: Hello, Mangle! Isn't it just a good Christmas?
*Mangle: How do computers celebrate Christmas?
*Luis: We update our hard drives and travel to Microsoft HQ.
*Mangle: Oh, I see. And what is it like?
*Luis: Bill Gates is a good guy n'all, but he gets mad when the turkey is undercooked.
*Mangle: Oh... right.
*Luis: Well. have a good Christmas!
*Mangle: Alright, thanks.
*Narrator: Meanwhile, at the TUFOR facility.
*[cuts to Spymankiller, Berney and Dr Saturn standing in a big industrial looking room]
*Spymankiller: And this is my facility! We conduct tests here.
*Dr Saturn: It's nice, like my lab.
*Spymankiller: I'll let you look around. I'm getting a call from Pankid.
*Dr Saturn: Alright, you go and answer your call.
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