Sweater Weather

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Sweater Weather," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining ska and sweater music. They meet a South Dakota magazine mogul, learn about his publications, and uncover a shocking discovery. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci ramble about last week's episode and their required community service that was mandated. The DJs are now required to perform at We Luv Video's soft launch party, which they determine is probably the best case scenario considering they were found guilty for all five crimes.
They get a call from longtime caller Garrett, who is in Malibu with Two and a Quarter Chub. Garrett starts to curse on-air, so the DJs hang up on him before they find out more.
Dillon booked a guest for the show, and the DJs meet Lazlo Chestnut, the founding editor of three of the four most popular tabloid magazines in western South Dakota. He is based out of Sioux Falls and is also familiar with Weecho, the region's most famous bellboy.
Chestnut's three tabloids are Horsey Express, Donkey Express, and The Unnamed Magazine. The most popular magazine in the area is actually Tractor Monthly, but he doesn't want to spend much time talking about it. Instead, he wants to talk about a fourth publication called Sweater Music, which boasts the tagline "ways to express your inner sweater." Unsurprisingly, he has curated sweater songs for the DJs to play throughout the show.
He is at the station to promote the publishing company's latest anthology, which covers 1,686 of the biggest organized crimes in western South Dakota. When asked about his background, Chestnut reveals that he was born in 1784 and attributes his longevity to eating green onions prepared multiple ways. This also means he's definitely not a vampire. He also loves the movie Orlando featuring Tilda Swinton.
Mike Korolla calls in to confirm he is a union buster, because the DJs couldn't remember. 
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Lazlo Chestnut
Garrett
Two and a Quarter Chub
Mike Korolla
== Featured Music ==
The Ethiopians - "Train to Skaville"
Marisa Anderson - "Hesitation Theme and Variation Blues"
Fishbone - "Skankin' to the Beat"
Instrumental City - "Happy Birthday (Orchestral)"
Martin Carthy - "Poor Murdered Woman"
Mustard Plug - "Brain on Ska"
The Specials - "A Message to You Rudy"
Voodoo Glow Skulls - "Delinquent Song"