Callie

Callie is Invader Zim's mortal enemy besides Dib. Her name is Squadi for "stupid cat". She is also Dib's girlfriend, but she doesn't wanna admit it to her kid audience. She is also a cheater, as she is also dating the Scratch Cat, and keeps the other boyfriend secret from the other, along with tons of other boyfriends. She is also a hypocrite, since she cheats on all her boyfriend, yet she got mad at Meowth, one of her boyfriends, bc he was dating Mellonn, making her a hypocrite. She looks like a calico cat, is really skinny, wears pink and likes girl stuff. She's a Hello Kitty ripoff and a cat god. She is also the daughter of the Cheshire Cat, who is also a cat god. She is also the Callie in Callie Show. But, in Shade and the Patapons, she is shown as an antagonist due to her flaws.
== Personality ==
She thinks she is a superhero, BUT she is not and turns out to be antagonistic due her stupid flaws. She also likes eating SPACE BOY BEAN Taiyaki, and the Space Boy Beans are laid by Dib. Her favorite restaurant is Ferdo Ferret Cuisine and her favorite food there is the Pingas Burger, made from Dr. Robotnik's sweet milk. She thinks Zim is such a naughty villain and gets her girlfriends Whitney and Blaire to fight his ass off. Also, she is a war criminal, which means she attacked lotsa people in planet Round Star.
==Allies==
*Dib
*Whitney
*Blaire
*Her other Hello Kitty ripoff friends
==Enemies==
*Invader Zim
*Martha-chan
*GIR
* Baikinman
*Dokin-chan
* Horrorman
*C I N D E R
*Every villain in history
*Patapons
==List of boyfriends she likes to cheat with==
Most of her boyfriends are cat gods just like her or random cats whom she thinks are cat gods, and some of them she forces to date her. Strikethrough means they are an ex now, with the reason shown next to their name.
* Dib
*Anpanman (unknown)
*Masked Niyander
*Doraemon (due to her annoying ass)
*Jibanyan
*Meowth (Not only because he cheated on her with Mellonn, but also because he was one of the main stars of a show that kills the purpose of her own show)
*Garfield (The only thing is that he doesn't want to date her but Callie insists. He hasn't broke up with her yet because he is too lazy to do so)
*Scratch Cat 
* Gumball Watterson (He hates her but she forces him to date her)
*Goku-Sotsu-Kun (tried to get her to convert to fascism)
*Gnarpy (xe broke up with her because she cheated too many boyfriends)
*Kogu (He had a Cool sword)
== Birth and life==
She was born in 1932 on Planet Nyuu, a Planet full of Hello Kitty ripoffs just like her. She later flew to Earth with Cousin Gigi the slime baker, Whitney the one who likes to paint with Pingas paint, Blaire the killer, and Tortie the little girl that simps for Bowser Jr., but cannot because he's taken by Kuromi, who's another cheater. When arriving on Earth, she saw Invader Zim picking on animal kids and being the jackass he is, so she decided to fight him ever since.
== Trivia== 
*According to Pop Fizz, Callie wants the children audience to become more stupid and idiotic than you.
*Callie means "idiotic" in Gremlinese.
*"Callie" is the term for having a skin callous in Netspeak.
*She can't use Uber because she was banned. Why? For cheating on her boyfriends.
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