Link becomes the dinner

Link becomes the Dinner is a YTP video made by Paulo Ødegård, uploaded on a date that refers to an anniversary of the attacks in America in 2001, known as September 11, 2016.
==Plot==
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== Transcript ==
:Link: Gee, The King sure is hungry!
:King Harkinian: My dinner, this mercy is what all true warriors strive for.
:Link: I just wonder what the King's up to.
:Gwonam: Squadala! We're off! Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Dinner.
:King Harkinian: Hmm... How could we help?
:Gwonam: It is written: "Only your majesty can eat Link."
:Link: Great! Grreeaat!...￼ Grrrrreeeeaaaat..... I'll grab my stuff!
:Gwonam: There is no time. You, Link, are the dinner!
:Link: How about a kiss? For luck.
:Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
:Link: Yeah!
:Gwonam: Squada-wada-wada-wada-wada-wada-wadda-la!
:Link: Wow, what are all those heads?
:Gwonam: These are the faces of Link! You must conquer each.
:Link: I guess I'd better get going.
:Gwonam: Here is the map!
A map of Koridai appears in Gwonam's hands. With link, and "Totally the map ->" text fades in and then out (except Link).
:Gwonam: Where do you wish to go?
:Morshu: Bombs, bombs, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough dinners.
:Link: I can't wait to bomb--
:Morshu: Sorry, Link. I can't give bombs. Come back when you're a little- mmmm... - richer.
:Mayor Cravendish: This is illegal, you know.
:Morshu: [Mmmm's while thinking] It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough lamp oil.
:Link: Great!
:Horgum: Keep this lamp oil full; it will light your way.
:Link: Thanks!
:Aypo: I am the reader. I am the reader.
Reader: I am the--
:Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Reader: I am the reader.
Reader: I am the reader.
Link: Gee...
Reader: I am the reader.
Link: Boring...
Reader: I am the reader.
Link: Here...
SILENCE!
I am the reader,
Ipo.
If you bring me the book of Koradai,
I will gladly
reader, Ipo. If you bring me the book of-
Look what has happened!
I will gladly reader.
Carpet Guy: Look!
Carpet Guy: LOOK!
Carpet Guy: LOOK!!!
[earrape] LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED!
[Reader shocked]
:Link: I guess I'd better get going.
:Gwonam: At last, you have the vision to find my house! Now you will see the Sancromies that prevent Your Majesty's approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings!
A whole month gone,
and still no word.
That old King is no match for the Ganon!
Link, go to Ganon
and find my father.
Great!
I can't wait to bomb the King!
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR?
You must DIE! [shoots lightning]
Father!
I wonder what happened to Link...
Oh, he was a bore anyway.
[Zelda pissed]
Stop looking at yourself.
[Glass destroyed]
What happened?
[giggles] Nothing, Link
We were just about to have a feast!
Great!
As it is written,
You, Link
Are the feast!
[Creepy laughter]
:Gwonam: We were just about to have a feast.
:Droolik: Spicy! Know what I mean?
:Zelda: I know, it's GOOD!
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Category:YTPs Zelda CD-i
Category:Sentence Mixing YTPs
Category:Paulo Ødegård
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