Keating

Keating is a creature that has appeared in every video game ever in some form or another. It usually takes the form of an enemy, while occasionally taking the form of an ally, but it is always hidden in some way which is not immediately obvious. The actual appearance of Keating is disputed since nobody can actually find it in any game it has appeared it, but a common belief is that it is the ghostly form of a dead teenage girl mysteriously lacking a penis.
== Theories ==
Theory warning: This section contains theoretical information based on the scientific method and the hypotheses thereof. It has not been officially verified by Shady Lunk so its factual accuracy is nonexistent.
=== Minish ===
Some believe that Keating is the video game manifestation of Minish. The two resemble each other greatly in that they both possess hair and toenails. Additionally, they are both called "dickless wonders" by different sources, suggesting the two are one and the same.
=== Keaton ===
Other fans believe that the Keating is related to the Keaton from The Legend of Pansy: The Finnish Crap, due to the fact that their names are completely identical. While they bear no physical resemblance, that happens all the time in Zelda games, making the theory indisputable.
=== Stars ===
Some fans also believe that the Keating was created by Stars, who hired a hacker (sometimes mistranslated as a hooker) to insert it into every game in existence. Her reason for doing so is unknown, but it has been observed that in surveys, she reacts more strongly to the term "Keating" than any other subjects. 
=== Jim ===
Still others believe that the Keating was shoehorned into video games by Jim, who honestly thought it was a good idea at the time. Fans of the theory that Stars created Keating believe that she somehow convinced Jim to insert it into games, perhaps forcefully. 
Theory warning: Shady Lunk's influence on this article ends here. However, his everlasting plague on the world will not.
Category:Other People