The Reunion of Muddy & Dallas (Beavis & Butt-Head Lost Episode)

Whenever I go to weddings, I usually happily cry. Why? Because someone just got married to another person who looked lovely. You know, I had a girlfriend. Her name was Sherry. She was planning to go to the promo with me but we both were killed by this mysterious killer named the prowler. However, Sherry died but for me, I secretly survived. How? I have no idea.
I know who you are gonna ask me. Why am I writing this when I'm supposed to be dead? Well, as I said, I survived my death. Anyways buckeroo, I got a question. Did you ever watch this show called Beavis & Butt-Head? For those of you who haven't seen it, Beavis & Butt-Head is about 2 boys that are named you know who. They basically go around the block or sometimes they sit in their homes watching TV and being couch potatoes.
But they do get into bad stuff. In fact, there was an episode of the show where Beavis & Butt-Head set fire to a comedy club. It got banned because some 5 year old boy set fire to his camper killing his younger sister. Even my father who was Mayor Muldoon demanded I don't grow up being like these guys. And you're lucky, cause I didn't.
Anyways, my name is Carl. I lived in a city called Avalon where a big prom happened before. I wasn't able to go because of slasher reasons. Long ago, I discovered something called a time machine. I went in it along with my father. We now live in the year 2022. I heard a lot of rumors from the 2020's. There was a big pandemic that affected millions of people.
But since it cleared in the funnypasta world, It hasn't in the real world yet. There's a lost episode of Beavis & Butt-Head that was funny and it made me stop happily crying everytime I go to weddings. It all started when I was at my job. I work at a Toys R Us like company making toys to stock the shelves. Being a toy maker is hard. It's like I work in Santa's workshop with a bunch of elves.
Unfortunately, I don't live in the north pole. Anyways, I work with all these familiar people whose names are Princess Clara, Frankie C, Carlo Falcone, Willie Cicci, Snowden, Neddie, Ernie and Jack Frost. Most days, we talk about how we could become one of Santa's elves in the future. And no, this story does not take place at the time of christmas.
All of a sudden, this crazy fat man named Chief Tannabok came in saying, "Miguel & Tulio just got married, so I'm allowing you guys to take a week off work." Now who were these familiar people named Miguel and Tulio? I don't know. As I was on my way home, I passed by the Pixar animation studio. By the way, I now live in Emeryville.
While staring at the Pixar logo and the far away Pixar lamp, I heard a voice say, "Hey there, did you just move in from stupid town?" I looked behind me and I saw someone who worked at the goofy goober ice cream parlor. I replied saying, "No peanut head!" I then drove away.
(More to come)