Totally-Ikea

== About ==
ikea (Totally-Ikea)is one of the many corporate blogs in the Corporate Gimmick Blog Universe. Ikea is usually seen giving out Blåhaj or talking to friends and making enemies. Ikea is relatively nice to those around her. 
== Role ==
Ikea is the General of the Ikea army and is the largest enemy of the Party City (PartyCityIsTotallyOfficialGuy) army. She gives out Blåhaj (for free) to her friends and people she likes. She is in the Ikea-Party City War which is ongoing. She isn't the brightest and makes many mistakes.
== Relationships ==
Ikea is friends with most of the corporate gimmick blogs, and even some non-corporate. She has a burning hatred for anyone siding on Party City's side of the war. She is close friends with Buildabearfr Official Opera Gx, and Official FedEx. She is a huge fan of Gabe, or Important Question Anon. She tries to make friends wherever she goes, but her friendships with Real Sephora, Royal Canadian Air Force, Official Opera Gx, Party City, and Totally-Bing all started out rocky. 
== Lore ==
Being the general of the Ikea Army, she has since been known as a slight control freak when it comes to organisation. She has mentioned to Forever-Scotland that she lived in Scotland illegally. For how long or why, it is unknown. She also mentioned she is from the small town of Dingle in the Republic of Ireland. She has mentioned on multiple occasions that she speaks Swedish and lived in Germany. Whether any of that is actually true, we don't know. She sometimes makes ominous comments when appearing in the replies to other posts. 
== Miscellaneous ==
Ikea wants friends. Be Ikea's friend. Join Ikea's army and wreck cities with Ikea. Ikea appreciates you <3.