Jews

Jews are people who practice the Jewish faith, or are a descendant from someone who is. Circumsized people are said to be Jewish, as in they aren't quite Jew, but are sort of (unless they are one!). You can only be a full on Jew if your Mom was a Jew, and not a Balt. 
==Fun facts==
*Sometimes it is more appropriate to refer to Jews without capitalizing the J: "Hey jew, what's up?" "You're such a jew!"
*Joel's friend Titman is a half-Jew.
*Jews cannot eat pigs. They are pigtose intolerant. 
*Jews love bajels.
*Putting bacon on your bajel is therefore highly ironic and highly hilarious!
*Jonas once wanted to make his apartment kosher.
*You can find many Jews in relatively homosexual cities like Munch-munch-munch-real, New York, Los Angeles and Buenos Aires, but also in some other Caucasian places such as Uruguay.
==Earl's "hot Jew" list==
*Natalie Portman
*Sarah Silverman
*Elizabeth Berkley
*Scarlet Johansson
*His ex-girlfriend, Selena (1/8th Jewish!)
*Chelsea Handler
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