S04E03 - Have her C*ck and Eat It Too

The hosts continue reading "Slipping" by betta329.
This is the first episode that is recorded in the Cards Against Humanity studio.
== Episode Summary ==
The tension between Lily and Sirius could be cut with a knife, but some secret, sexy encounters may help them release the pressure.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Parody: "Hold Me Closer, Lily Evans" cover of Tiny Dancer by Elton John.
* After Clown High School, Lyndsay attended Match the Pitch College
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Lily is quite a cool customer </sarcasm>
* Gasps of excitement at the appearance of Slughorn, who is dubbed Slüghorn in this episode.
* The hosts keep forgetting to make jokes because the story is so dramatic
* The newest GrammaGram invention: Frick ton Hair spray.
* Lyndsay and Allie compliment Danny on his dramatic reading.
* (A:) It feels very Dr. Seussy (L:) One Fish, Two fish, My balls are blue-ish (D:) Oh, the places you'll fuck!
* Reference to Season 2's Dr. Wanda Phillatia - Lyndsay decides that she's just starting her career as a sex advice columnist.
* Allie's first child will be called, Debonair Lefevere.
* Lily and Sirius may be having their secret rendezvous in the air ducting of the castle.
* Brotherhood of the Traveling Underpants AKA the Marauders Circle Jerk
* "Would you say that he is "luped in"?" ~ Danny, after Allie comments that she loves that Remus always seems to know everyone's secrets in stories.
* The Golden Threesome have problems getting the Wands Up or Down song going. Lyndsay breaks out into an improv parody of "Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme" from Cool Runnings.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Skyrocketed when Wolfstar happened.
Danny: Up 
* Loves the emotion, the plot, the characters, the surprise Wolfstar.
Lyndsay: Up 
* Doesn't like the lying.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Lyndsay talks about Alley's post in the FB group where she pointed out the similarities between the podcast and Boy Meets World.
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