The first Fart smella war

In southern america there was a fart smella army going around doing bad stuff so a special U.S Smart fella group was sent to fight the fart smellas Now the U.S Government is full of fart smellas
Started july 6th 1904 ended december 4th 1906. This was the first fart smella war. The smart fellas won
Known tactics of the fart smellas were using babies and dogs as meat shields
Squelch and ceaser have great grandfathers who fought in this war