List of Episodes/Season 70

The seventieth season of SpongeBob Fanon premiered on September 17, 2123 and ended on May 5, 2124, and consists of 26 episodes (50 segments). The executive producers / showrunners for the season were TheJasbre202 and Rocky Losbter.
==Production==
Production for the season took place once the previous had finished. Writers for the season include: TheJasbre202, Rocky Lobster and Somematchyguy19, replacing the former-writer History12346, who left after the hectic schedule for seasons 60-62; 69-70.
==Episodes==
Title card	No. in season	No. in series	Title 	Description 	Air date
 	1a 	1441a 	Back to School 	Mr. Shicowa goes back to the only profession he knows, teaching students at Bikini Bottom High School. 	September 17, 2123
 	1b 	1441b 	Kids These Days 	Old Man Jenkins complains about the latest trends in Bikini Bottom, so SpongeBob and Patrick show him how fun they are. 	September 17, 2123
 	2a 	1442a 	Junior 	Patrick finally meets his son, Patrick Jr., and spends the day at the zoo with him, until Junior is lost! 	September 24, 2123
 	2b 	1442b 	Regrets 	Adam starts to not like Rock Bottom after encountering a very strange Rock Bottomite. 	September 24, 2123
 	3a 	1443a 	The Hex's Curse 	The witch lady returns to Bikini Bottom to leave a message for Mr. Krabs: “You will be cursed if you don’t give me 10,000 doubloons.” 	October 1, 2123
 	3b 	1443b 	Scary Witches 	Some witches invade Bikini Bottom and are on a hunt for SpongeBob after he replaced Jimmy Finz with a Krabby Patty on their meal. 	October 1, 2123
 	4a 	1444a 	The Brainwash Song 	To keep his annoying neighbors from ruining his Sunday, Squidward creates a song that brainwashes SpongeBob and Patrick into leaving him alone, and doing some mischievous things. 	October 8, 2123
 	4b 	1444b 	Missing You 	SpongeBob cracks the case about Maja’s sudden death, but he keeps it a secret from everyone. 	October 8, 2123
 	5a 	1445a 	Causing Mischief 	Patrick Jr. causes some more mischief, and this time he gets into big trouble. He gets banned from Barg N’ Mart and his father grounds him for a month. Despite that, he goes back to the store to do more crazy things 	October 15, 2123
 	5b 	1445b 	Shicowa Powa 	Mr. Shicowa is transferred to teaching Karate at Bikini Bottom High, and accidentally injures a kid while showing a new move he made up, and gets fired. 	October 15, 2123
 	6a 	1446a 	Spotless 	Plankton’s amoeba is lost once again, so he gathers a search party to go look for him. Little do the people know, Spot isn’t actually lost, and Plankton is planning to steal the formula while everyone is searching. 	October 22, 2123
 	6b 	1446b 	MermaidKid and BarnacleBean: The Prequel	Jimmy Finz is bullied at school because he tells everyone at school about his new Bean friend, so he suits up himself and his bean as MermaidKid and BarnacleBean! 	October 22, 2123
 	7a 	1447a 	A Petition to Give Thanks 	Pat’s Place gets closed down for health violations, so Patrick makes a petition to reopen it for Thanksgiving and through the future and goes around Bikini Bottom to get signatures. 	November 5, 2123
 	7b 	1447b 	Overcooked Popcorn 	SpongeBob and Patrick eat some overcooked popcorn to become superheroes. Unfortunately, it doesn’t give them powers, but it does give them a green eerie glow. 	November 5, 2123
 	8a 	1448a 	3 Short Films About Bikini Bottom 	SpongeBob tries to lie his way out of work to get the latest MKaBB comic book; Patrick searches for the rumored white jellyfish in Jellyfish Fields; Mr. Shicowa and Mr. Krabs have a painting competition. 	November 19, 2123
 	8b 	1448b 	Oceans of Land 	The President makes a new discovery, that the Land is an Ocean of Land. Everyone wants him impeached. 	November 19, 2123
 	9 	1449 	Merry Christmas, Adam 	As Christmas rolls around the corner, the Krusty Krab gets festive for its annual Holiday Party, just as Adam finds out about SpongeBob’s secret, and Maja returns home for Christmas! We find out that Maja needed a break from her life and needed to go to Hawaii so she got a friend of hers to make a dummy of her and that’s what everyone saw on TV, and asked her mother to deliver the note to them on Hawaii. After finding out, everyone’s grateful she’s back and they all have a merry Christmas.	December 3, 2123
 	10a 	1450a 	SpongeBob's Blandest Adventures 	SpongeBob meets his Greatest Adventures version of himself, and boy, is he crazy. He’s always eating Doritos and Tide Pods, and always cursing. Can the fanon SpongeBob mold him into what a sponge is meant to be? 	December 10, 2123
 	10b 	1450b 	Other Languages 	SpongeBob and the gang meet other incarnations of themselves, including a knockoff who won’t stop copying them! 	December 10, 2123
 	11a 	1451a 	Alternate Universe 	SpongeBob and Patrick go through Sandy’s alternative universe portal and end up in a universe where everything is the other way around. 	December 17, 2123
 	11b 	1451b 	New Man Jenkins 	SpongeBob gets Sandy to help Old Man Jenkins be young again… literally. 	December 17, 2123
 	12a 	1452a 	Instaclam Gets Canned 	The creator of Instaclam is sick and tired of all the drama that goes on, so he shuts down the site and app. SpongeBob and Patrick are devastated, so they demand that it be brought back. 	January 1, 2124
 	12b 	1452b 	The Three Sea Bears 	Three sea bears are out shopping, so SpongeBob and Patrick decide to go inside. 	January 1, 2124
 	13a 	1453a 	Maja's Discovery 	Maja discovers that if you add water to popcorn, the popcorn becomes a living being! 	January 8, 2124
 	13b 	1453b 	The Little Merman 	SpongeBob and Patrick find a little merman while camping in Kelp Forest. They help him get back to the ocean… even though they already are in the ocean. 	January 8, 2124
 	14a 	1454a 	The Worst Dares Ever 	SpongeBob and Patrick play an extreme version of Truth or Dare. Eventually, it goes too far when Patrick is dared to steal Krabs’ money. But if he doesn’t do the dare, he has to die, according to the rules. 	January 15, 2124
 	14b 	1454b 	The End of Lobster Burgers 	Larry finally takes down the Lobster Burgers project, but it results in hundreds of angry customers. 	January 15, 2124
 	15a 	1455a 	Froot Snax 	Patrick and Patrick Jr. go crazy over the new cereal, Froot Snax. SpongeBob then puts them on My Strange Addiction. 	January 22, 2124
 	15b 	1455b 	The New Boss 	The new boss of the Krusty Krab ends up having SpongeBob being both the cashier and fry cook, and he can’t keep up with every order, so he asks Mr. Krabs for some advice. 	January 22, 2124
 	16a 	1456a 	Editing 	A guy comes to town, named Travis, coming around and editing situations of problems in the city, removing characters, adding unwanted ones, and sometimes adding whole new problems in place! 	January 29, 2124
 	16b 	1456b 	Apocalypse Now! 	200 years and 100 seasons later, Bikini Bottom is in the worst situation possible. Can past SpongeBob and Patrick save future Bikini Bottom via cliché time machine? 	January 29, 2124
 	17a 	1457a 	Hate, Then Love 	This is the history of Adam’s life and his lifestyle. 	February 5, 2124
 	17b 	1457b 	The Pickle Festival 	The annual Bikini Bottom Pickle Festival comes around, and the new boss cancels the donation of pickles to the festival, so Plankton happily serves as a pickle donator, and they’re better than the juicy Krusty Krab pickles! 	February 5, 2124
 	18a 	1458a 	Seriously, A Clip Show? 	Patrick Jr. compiles several clips from the show and tries to show them off, but humorous glitches appear in the film. 	February 12, 2124
 	18b 	1458b 	Squidplaced 	Squidward thinks he’s being replaced at work when Adam fills his spot while he’s home sick. 	February 12, 2124
 	19 	1459 	Adam's Feelings 	Adam reveals to Maja that he has feelings for her, and her reaction is “I don’t know”, so Adam begins to get clingy to her because she doesn’t know her answer until she remembers all the times they had fun, and they begin to date each other. 	February 19, 2124
 	20a 	1460a 	Mitochondri-what? 	SpongeBob has to solve a science equation given to him by Sandy. 	February 26, 2124
 	20b 	1460b 	Films and Study 	Patrick joins an online college class in studying films he’s seen, and instead of being a moron at it, he is the Einstein at film studies! 	February 26, 2124
 	21a 	1461a 	Dreaming the Dream of Dreams 	SpongeBob has the best dream in his life, with the girl he is destined to be with, so he starts sleeping more and more to have the dream more and more. 	March 3, 2124
 	21b 	1461b 	It's Her 	SpongeBob finally meets his dream girl in real life, and her attitude is completely different from the one she had in his dream, and after a while, he gets over her, but she crushes on him! 	March 3, 2124
 	22a 	1462a 	Bus Blues 	After SpongeBob fails his boating test, he has to hold off on taking the test for 5 months. In the meantime, he goes under the tutoring of the bus driver, Phil! 	March 17, 2124
 	22b 	1462b 	Krabs' Special Day 	Mr. Krabs’ birthday comes around, and he turns 92! Mr. Shicowa celebrates by taking him to the museum of death, which gives Mr. Krabs his midlife crisis! 	March 17, 2124
 	23a 	1463a 	A Cod's Weakness 	Plankton threatens Adam that if he doesn’t give him the formula, he’ll hurt all the people he loves… including Maja. 	March 31, 2124
 	23b 	1463b 	Adamn 	Adam starts swearing everywhere he goes and gets the nickname “Adamn”. 	March 31, 2124
 	24a 	1464a 	SpongeRobert RectangleShorts 	SpongeBob meets a bootlegged version of himself called SpongeRobert RectangleShorts. He speaks Chinese and has his own TV show. 	April 7, 2124
 	24b 	1464b 	MermaidKid and BarnacleBean IV 	All the toothpaste in Bikini Bottom goes missing after a radioactive shock makes it into a monster! 	April 7, 2124
 	25a 	1465a 	Krabs' Alter Ego 	Mr. Krabs wants to feel young again, so he disguises as a younger version of himself and applies for a job at the Barg N’ Mart. 	April 28, 2124
 	25b 	1465b 	The Ultimate Boating Quiz 	SpongeBob has to pass the hardest boating quiz in order to be able to pass boating school. Patrick “helps” him study for it. 	April 28, 2124
 	26a 	1466a 	Squidward at Stake 	Squidward’s music career is at stake when someone spreads a rumor that he has harassed strangers in Bikini Bottom. 	May 5, 2124
 	26b 	1466b 	Shuffleboredom 	Mr. Krabs and Mr. Shicowa realize that retirement can be very boring, so they take up some sports around the home! 	May 5, 2124
==Trivia==
* This is the first season ran by Jasbre Productions to not include any guest stars, aside from the recurring role of Maja's new voice actress, after her old one died in June of 2114.
* The banner for this season is identical to Season 60's. When asked about it, Jasbre replies "I loved the design for the 60th season's banner so I chose to reuse it!".
* This is the last Jasbre/Rocky ran season to be made in-house, following season 72's decision to can the idea for writers to make their own fanon seasons, they will do production the same way other showrunners do starting with Season 75.
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