Wayne

His name is Wayne and he's standing right over there. 
== Biography ==
This 3 eyed fellow is always at the Space President's side, trying to kill him. He loves shooting things with his bow and arrow and has shot Freely McWheely with it at least twice. 
 
He's a tall, blue alien guy with three eyes, a chipper British accent, large protruding posterior and a smashing bowler hat. 
 
Wayne first appeared in I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space, where Freely McWheely introduced him to the Commander and Allon to illustrate the pressures of being Space President as there's always a guy standing over there trying to kill you. 
 
He briefly popped up in the background during Hand Shake, chasing Alien with his bow and arrow. What the hell he was doing on Space Tree's Ship is unknown, maybe he's like the predator and he was there to hunt the ultimate prey? Or maybe it was just a funny sight gag and shut up. 
Later in Slave Grave he harassed Allon with mean messages and even outright threatened to fucking murder him like a psycho, out of jealousy since Allon was given the position of Space Vice President (the position Wayne wanted), and since Allon's desk had been placed right in the spot in the Space President's Office that Wayne usually stands. 
To spite Freely McWheely for making Allon the SVP, Wayne leaked the secret of the Space President's half-tree form to the Space Press in Harassin' Assassin. 
Afterwards he called out Space Tree's attempt to impersonate Freely McWheely in Allon's Crib, ruining the ruse. He'd planned on killing Space Tree in retaliation for this incident, but since Space Tree gave Wayne Meelord's name instead of his own for him to add to his list of people to kill, Wayne ended up sending Mee a bamb bomb instead, which Mee opened in an easter egg at the end of the episode.
Despite his ongoing attempts to kill him (or maybe even because of them), Freely McWheely seemed fine keeping Wayne around. They seem quite close in fact, as McWheely was devastated when Wayne betrayed his trust by revealing his secret to the press. Wayne seems to work for McWheely in some capacity, since the Space Prez seems to expect Wayne to follow his orders, telling him to "shoot a couple'a arrows into that bastard!" in Frame Game.
He might be related to the Three Eyed Kid, who's also a three eyed blue alien.
== Memorable Quotes ==
* "Actually, I'm more into guns at the moment" - Frame Game
** "Okay, I lied" - Frame Game
* "What I really think is that you should get your fat green ass and your stupid desk out of my spot before I kill you." - Slave Grave
* "Wait a minute, you're not the Space President at all! And you're definitely not Freely McWheely!" - Allon's Crib
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