Heavenly Christmas

Two nurses and a doctor died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first nurse fumbled through her pockets and pulled out a lighter. She flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second nurse reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." The doctor started searching desperately through his labcoat and finally pulled out a pair of women's pantyhose. St. Peter looked at the doctor with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The doctor replied, "They're Carol's."
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