Honda Civic

== General Info ==
The 2005 Honda Civic was the car Tord owned in Act 1. It is mentioned 10 times throughout the series. It meets its demise in Act 2 Chapter 23: Joy Ride (Officer, it was Just a Drive to Clear My Head).
== Background Information ==
Tord's 2005 Honda Civic was likely his car during Tordsworld's filming, although being from 2005 may be much older than this. At some point during the events of the story, it is believed that the Honda Civic was secretly fully sentient, and was in a relationship with Bertie the Bus. The car gets in a terrible wreck in Act 1 Chapter 23: He committed a Felony, which also results in Tord being heavily injured.
== Death ==
In Act 2 Chapter 23, Joy Ride (Officer, it was Just a Drive to Clear My Head), Tord, Strange and Napoleon escape the police in hot pursuit after Tord/Yanny/Yannytord burned a child's face off in a mall (and also broke into comiccon- its not explicitly clear why the cops are so concerned). After being blockaded on a bridge by police officers, YannyTord careens the car into the river, causing the death of our beloved Honda Civic.
== Appearance ==
2005 Honda Civic is a relatively well maintained 2005 Honda civic, which has a Magnesium Metallic paint job. No major blemishes on the car (scratches, dents, cracks in windows, ect.) are mentioned, but we can assume a few scratches are expected for an older car. It has 5 seats, 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
== Fun Facts ==
* In Act 1, Chapter 23, Tord thinks that his honda civic is totaled, and yet it appears in the very next chapter. This was likely a missed mistake, but has now probably been intentionally left in.
* The famous "Honda Civic" and "Rip Honda Civic" images that appear in act 1 Chapter 12 and act 2 chapter 23 respectively were added in the WYSI rewrite. They were added as a link due to the porksodafans adding the images to the original document and thinking that they were fucking hilarious (because they are, I am an unbiased source).
* Bertie the bus also later dates Bodil's car, who is the husband of YannyTord. In this way, he has dated the cars of both of them and connected them in a special way they will never know about.
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