Sparkle On, DrillGirl: The Life of Raven/Transcript

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[Opening sequence plays. The final shot of the opening sequence shows DrillGirl in the center instead of Raven. Cut to title card, with a logo reading "SPARKE ON, DRILLGIRL: THE LIFE OF RAVEN". The typo is intentional. Beginning of episode 1.]	[Opening sequence plays. The final shot of the opening sequence shows DrillGirl in the center instead of Raven. Cut to title card, with a logo reading "SPARKE ON, DRILLGIRL: THE LIFE OF RAVEN". The typo is intentional. Beginning of episode 1.]
[Cut to DrillGirl, breathing heavily and running to school with eggs-on-toast in her mouth. She stops in the middle of the street, sighing in relief. She turns to the audience and introduces herself.] 	[Cut to DrillGirl, breathing heavily and running to school with eggs-on-toast in her mouth. She stops in the middle of the street, sighing in relief. She turns to the audience and introduces herself.]
DrillGirl 	My name is DrillGirl. I'm just your regular high-school girl. And today is the first day of my brand new life. The first day of school! ...the FIRST DAY! Last year, I failed almost every single test I've taken. But this year's when things change! Even though it's gonna be harder to study than ever because of my new night job. You see, basically, I'm a magical girl! ...but basically only at night time. I hope I know some of the students in my class this year. Apparently, the other school down the road blew up, and all the students had to transfer to our school. I could be in class with anyone this year! Maybe even... ...the love of my life!
[DrillGirl sighs dreamily. Ryan Sasuke, a spiky-haired transfer student, bumps into her. He seems very upset.] 	[DrillGirl sighs dreamily. Ryan Sasuke, a spiky-haired transfer student, bumps into her. He seems very upset.]
DrillGirl 	OW!
Ryan Sasuke 	Out of my way, six-eyes!
DrillGirl 	HEY! You watch where you're going! Who even are you?
Ryan Sasuke 	I'm new to this stupid school!
DrillGirl 	...was that...?
[A beat. Cut to moments later as DrillGirl enters the classroom. Berrycream Frosting is sat inside and is very excited to see her.] 	[A beat. Cut to moments later as DrillGirl enters the classroom. Berrycream Frosting is sat inside and is very excited to see her.]
Berrycream 	Oh my gosh! Is that my bestest best best best best best best best best best bestest best best best in the whole wide world best friend DrillGirl?
DrillGirl 	Oh, thank god! I thought I would be stuck in a class with people I didn't know! Those transfer students all seem like big jerks! Is that seat taken?
[Dark Shi swoops in and takes the intended seat.] 	[Dark Shi swoops in and takes the intended seat.]
Berrycream 	OH!
DrillGirl 	Oh! It's Dark Shi! You were in my class last year, and you were at my 17th birthday party, where you gave me a new makeup kit! You also helped me with my homework for a semester when my grades were too low. And you were also a member of the school band, which I was also in! I think you played the clarinet, if I recall. I played the drums. And I also remember you taking care of a hamster. You brought them into show and tell that one day, and said their name was Squeakers. You are also a size nine shoe, and you enjoy listening to classic rock. I also saw you get into a disagreement with a teacher last year, but I don't remember anything happening after that.
Dark Shi 	Yeah.
DrillGirl 	You're sitting here?
Dark Shi 	Yeah. Sorry.
DrillGirl 	I suppose I could just sit in the chair behind Berrycream.
[The floor shakes and a magical beam zaps the chair away, and the magical girl Raven appears in its place. She laughs arrogantly.] 	[The floor shakes and a magical beam zaps the chair away, and the magical girl Raven appears in its place. She laughs arrogantly.]
Raven 	Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh! A perfect chair for Raven... the real star of this show!
[Cut to: A split-screen of Raven and DrillGirl in their beds, waking up and screaming in fear. The two speak in unison.] 	[Cut to: A split-screen of Raven and DrillGirl in their beds, waking up and screaming in fear. The two speak in unison.]
DrillGirl & Raven 	Wow, what a nightmare...
[They both fall back asleep in relief, and snore as the credits roll.] 	[They both fall back asleep in relief, and snore as the credits roll.]
DrillGirl 	[sleepily mumbling] Let me clear my throat...
[End of episode.] 	[End of episode.]