Fandom Will Censor This

1st episode of Discord Hoopla.
== Transcript ==
(Another morning, another lousy day on the SBFW Crib, where the users somehow have lots of energy)
Jasbre: scrotum (uncensored on discord, censored on fandom cuz BAUAUUAUAUEUAUEAUUEUAUEUAUAE)
Crazy: what
SBCA: hey that’s a no no
Crazy: those things have to be kept secret jasbre, we can’t have fandom listening
SBCA: i’ll tell you my secret ;))
Crazy: ok, tell me
SBCA: i just, dont know how to say this, but, i love you crazy
Crazy: This displeases the Crazy Sponge.
SBCA: oh wait no thats gay fandom will censor it, fuck fandom
(Meanwhile, up in the cloud)
Fandom: What did he just say about me and my AMAZING website? **** Fandom? How outrageous. Hey, staff!
Staff: Yes sir?
Fandom: You think you can gblock this gnarly dude? 
Staff: Well you’ll need a bit more evidence for that sir.
Fandom: It’s my website, why should I have to listen to the laws of the internet. (starts setting up a telescope) Ok, let’s see. (zooms in)
SBCA: i miss penisman
Crazy: when’s pussyman
SBCA: pussyman, ooOoooOOoo, wait, that’s against tou
Crazy: o, um, Vman, that works
SBCA: vman, yay
Bot: oh yeah i got scared of the tou, so
SBCA: vman and penisman
Bot: i changed a line on discord crib from deep va-
Fandom: (standing up) Ok, I do not want to hear the rest of that sentence. I think this calls for a gblock.
Staff: For who?
Fandom: All 3 of them. That type of behavior is unacceptable on this website.
Staff: Thing is, sir, that was on Discord.
Fandom: what
(Discord breaks in)
Discord: heya buddy (burp) i was just with me and the boys sharin some spicy memes togetha, and i heard ya called my name. what ya up to?
Fandom: (thinking) Hmm, well if I can't get them banned on Fandom, I may as well try to spread my ways onto Discord
Discord: are ya gonna say a thing or just stand there.
Fandom: See those users down there?
Discord: huh? i see no users.
Fandom: Ugh. Look into the telescope.
(Discord looks)
Crazy: HEY TOM NOOK, YEAH YOU SEE ME
Bot: finally, i can say the n word on animal crossing
Crazy: YOU FUCKED MY WIFE, DONT GO, COME BACK YOU LITTLE N-
Bot: aidan is racist
Crazy: he fucked my wife
Bot: you fucked mine
(Discord backs out)
Discord: wow man that’s a pretty hardcore conversation right there, you wanna know what else is hardcore rn? MY DI-
Fandom: Uh, no. Now aren’t you gonna ban them?
Discord: hey uh i see no prob with that it seems normal to me
Fandom: Do you care about banning anyone? Like look at this in the Discord Fast Food server!
Digital: I ORDERED 16x16. PLY WOOD FROM HOME DEPOT, AND NEVER GOT IT, I AM ENRAGED, I NEED TO SEE THE MANAGER
Sakura: .
Digital: THE PLY WOOD MACHINE IS PROBABLY BROKEN
Hanako: tf
Fandom: Doesn’t that want to make you ban them? For spam?
Discord: naw it’s not my problem, the admins in that server deal with that.
Fandom: Oh you’re no use. I guess I’ll just have to deal with this myself. (jumps down from the cloud and into the crib)
Hey! Listen! Fandom has joined!
Vanessa: grrfeqt4h6w5
Crazy: ok who’s alt is this
Fandom: It’s not an alt, I’m the real Fandom!
Crazy: pics or I don’t believe it
Fandom: No. Anyway, I will be banning @CrazySponge#9944
Crazy: why you ping bruh
Fandom: @Donald Duck#2546, and @luisyt7579
SBCA: shut up im retired
Fandom: I’m going to ban you anyway.
Crazy: uh-huh
Bot: even if you were real that wouldn’t be possible since we’ve all said bad stuff here and not on fandom. You’re causing disruption-
Ian: HOT
Bot: um, you’re being banned from here for disrup- (in the background, you can hear the word HOT) ...tion and useless pinging.
Fandon: You wouldn’t possibly-
UnbelievaBoat: Fandom#0666 has pfff...welped themselves out of existence.
(Back up in the cloud)
Fandom: …
Staff: They have a fair point.
Fandom: Well I’m Fandom, I’m stubborn, and I’m not giving up!
Staff: How do you plan to get them if you’re banned?
Fandom: I’ll raid with a new account. I’ll call it...familyguyfan.
Staff: But doesn’t Lock own that acc-
CrazySponge: Shh this is my universe I get to change things.
Staff: wait wut
(end)
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