Lord of the Fries/Transcript

The remaining Mega Moonstones are seen in their breakroom.
Maybe: I’m going to go to the arcade. See you.
Maybe gets up and goes to the door, which is being held by a doorstop.
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, don’t close the-
Maybe trips over the doorstop, causing the door to close on him.
Gucci Flip Flop: …door.
C: The door automatically locks, you idiot!
Maybe: Why didn’t anyone tell me?
C: Because, we saw the commercial!
C turns on the TV to a Clinko commercial.
Clinko (On TV): Are you tired of having to get up from your bed and lock your door? People barging into your room uninvited? Your child slaves escaping? Then buy our patented Clinko-brand automatically locking door! It automatically locks and can’t ever be opened! Not even with brute force! Watch this!
Corpas is seen with an ax in front of a door.
Corpas: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S CORPAS!
He swings the ax at the door. The ax head detaches and hits Corpas on the head.
Clinko: And this!
Corpas is seen shooting the door with a machine gun. No effect.
Clinko: And this!
Corpas tosses a grenade at the door. It explodes, destroying everything but the door.
Clinko: And this!
The door is seen at a nuclear testing sight. Corpas launches a nuke. It explodes. The door lands, unharmed.
Clinko: Already sold, eh?
Corpas: Probably not.
Clinko: But wait, there’s more! If you call our company number now, you’ll get a second door FREE! Don’t wait, call now!
C turns off the TV.
Maybe: I was sleeping when we Clinko showed us the commercial.
Pearly: W-wait! We’re trapped here… forever?
Maybe: Yeah.
Pearly starts crying.
Candy Paint: Don’t cry, Pearly. I’m sure we’ll escape.
Maybe: We probably won’t.
Candy Paint: You aren’t helping, Maybe.
Maybe: ‘Kay.
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, maybe we should call Clinko.
Pearly: N-no…
Pearly sniffs.
Pearly: I think he would be busy right now…
Clinko is seen in his room, watching a soap opera.
Candy Paint: True… we wouldn’t want to interrupt an important meeting.
Neon Grassy: Lemme try warping!
Neon Grassy attempts to warp through the door but fails.
Neon Grassy: ...wow.
C: More aside, I’ll pinch this thing!
He pinches the door. C gets launched into the wall.
Neon Grassy: Let me try something else.
Neon Grassy turns big and start pounding on the door. C starts pounding on it as well. The rest of the members look at each other.
Candy Paint: What do we do now?
Gucci Flip Flop: Yeah, man. This is really bad.
Maybe: Rations, I guess.
Candy Paint: Hey, we aren’t going to stay here for THAT long!
Maybe: Maybe we are.
Gucci Flip Flop: Dawg, if it can survive a nuke, It can survive us.
C: DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Neon Grassy turns back to his normal size.
Pearly: I don’t wanna be here… I wanna go home…
Pearly starts crying again.
Maybe: Ration time.
Maybe starts splitting the food in 6 piles.
Pearly: O-oh, food. Um, I’m allergic to peanuts and dairy.
Maybe: …is that it?
Pearly: I’m also allergic to rubber, latex, pet dander, and grass.
Neon Grassy: Excuse me?
Maybe: ‘Kay, I won’t put any of those in your pile.
Maybe: Look, peanut, dairy, rubber, latex, pet dander, and grass soup.
C: What the hell?
Neon Grassy: Oh, that’s my favorite?
Maybe continues to split the food.
Maybe: Looks like there’s one bag of French fries left.
He puts it in his pile.
C: Bias! I wanted those!
Maybe: ‘Kay.
C: Yeah, I’m taking those.
Maybe: No.
C: Don’t tell me what to do!
Maybe: What to do.
C: Okay, smartass, this is the last straw!
Maybe: The straws got refilled yesterday.
C: Oh, that’s it! Pinching time!
Candy Paint: Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! All of this for a bag of fries? We could just share it!
Gucci Flip Flop: Or give it to me, dawg.
Candy Paint: Gucci!
Gucci Flip Flop: Joking, joking.
Pearly: …I’d like the fries…
Maybe: I thought you were allergic.
Pearly: I’m not, though… why do you think I’m allergic to everything?
C: Because you are!
Candy Paint: Everyone, calm down. There’s no reason to-
C: NEON GRASSY! GIVE THEM BACK!
C chases after Neon Grassy. Neon Grassy pokes an outlet.
C: What the hell did you-
Neon Grassy starts zooming around the breakroom.
Candy Paint: Ok, ok! Calm down!
Maybe: Don’t go above the speed limit.
Candy Paint: That isn’t funny, Maybe! We’re in a serious situation!
Gucci Flip Flop: …it kind of was, yo.
Candy Paint: Everyone, calm down! Let’s get this under control.
C: GIVE. ME. THE. FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!
C clones himself.
C: Oops.
C keeps cloning himself until there are 15 of him. They form a human pyramid. Neon Grassy crashes into them, followed by the door. He drops the fries. Pearly picks them up.
Pearly: Yay!
C unclones himself and charges at Pearly.
Pearly: Ah!
Pearly runs away. Maybe grabs the fries.
Candy Paint: Maybe, give them to me!
Maybe: Maybe.
Candy Paint: Look, if we can’t share the fries like civilized people, we might as well-
Gucci Flip Flop takes the fries.
Neon Grassy: GET HIM!
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, yo, calm down! I’m just here, to, like, uh…
C and Neon Grassy tackle Gucci Flip Flop and start punching him.
Candy Paint: GUCCI!
Gucci Flip Flop: OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME OH GOD hey that’s a pretty cool song title OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH AAAAAAAA OH GOD JUST TAKE THEM!
Gucci Flip Flop tosses the fries to Candy Paint. She catches them.
Candy Paint: Eep!
Candy Paint gets cornered.
Candy Paint: G-guys! Wait! Um, let’s talk about this!
They approach her.
Candy Paint: TAKE IT!
She tosses the fries to Gucci Flip Flop. Maybe intercepts the catch.
Maybe: Woo-hoo.
C kicks Maybe. He crashes against the wall. Pearly catches the fries.
Pearly: Yes, I got it!
C kicks Pearly. She lands on Maybe.
Candy Paint: Oh jeez, this is bad!
Neon Grassy and C start fighting.
Candy Paint: …I need to stop them!
Candy Paint grabs a knife and charges.
Candy Paint: HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Clinko: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Everyone looks at Clinko.
Clinko: I’m trying to waaaaaaaaaaaaaatch sports! Yes, sports! Nothing but sports, haha!
Silence.
Pearly: We thought we were trapped here forever…
Clinko: …what.
Pearly: The automatic closing door…
Clinko: What are you talking about? This is just our Clinko-brand super super super super super super super super strong door!
Candy Paint: No way! We couldn’t open it! Look!
Candy Paint attempts to open the door but can’t.
Candy Paint: See?
Clinko: You turned the doorknob the wrong way.
Candy Paint: …what.
Clinko opens the door.
Candy Paint: …oh… well, that’s a relief. Come on, guys, let’s…
Everyone is unconscious.
Candy Paint: Never mind. I’ll be seeing you.
Candy Paint leaves.
Clinko: Those foolish moonstones. The Atomic Reapers are the ones with the automatic closing door! Everyone knows that!
Cut to the Atomic Reapers having an intense free-for-all.
WHO WAS THE BEST?
[A] – Candy Paint
[B] – Gucci Flip Flop
[C]
[D] – Maybe
[E] – Pearly
[F] – Neon Grassy
[G] – Clinko
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