Suzumi Kawaguchi/Q&A

# What is your name? Kawaguchi Suzumi. Call me Kawaguchi-san, NOT SUZUMI-CHAN, dammit!
# What is the meaning of your name and, if applicable, its kanji? My family name means "mouth of river" and my given name means "the tart flavor of nutmeg".
# When is your birthday? October 10.
# What is your blood type? It was O+ or O-, I don't remember or really care which.
# What are is your height and weight? I am 149 centimeters and 43 kilograms, last time I checked. Don't make fun of me!
# Are you human? Nah, I'm a vampire. OOf f**king course I'm human.
# Who do you live or share a dorm with? Kotani Sakiko-san.
# What is your job? I'm a student at Hatsuharu Academy and... a waitress.
# What is your favourite colour? I like red, the color of a cow's afterbirth.
# Your favourite food? Anything, really, although I love chocolate made by KawaKyandi© chocolate bars, at 666-316...
# Your favourite drink? Strawberry milkshake. I also enjoy coffee.
# Favourite animal? Rabbits are badass.
# Favourite subject? I like Chemistry the best.
# Least favourite subject? Physical Education has no point, in my humble opinion.
# Do you romantically love anyone at the moment? No way. Please stop, you're making me insecure.
# Do you sexually love anyone at the moment? F**k you, I hope your mother gets knocked up by a homeless man and dies of AIDs, peace! *secretly flips interviewer off*
# Do you like school? It'd be okay if everyone else weren't so idiotic.
# Do you like the school rules? Nah. Even if they're there, they won't prevent sh*t. Those idiot delinquents will just rebel against anything you say. "Don't jump off that bridge!" Poof, dead. Hahahahah.
# If you were to change something about the school, what would it be? I wish the people weren't such dumbasses.
# Are you in any school clubs? Yes, the Cooking Club! I'm president, as a matter of fact.
# What are your hobbies or obsessions? Cooking and chocolate bars.
# Do you cherish anything? Cooking and chocolate bars, and my glasses.
# Do you cherish anyone? I hope your dad gets knocked up by a homeless woman and then dies of STDs, thanks! *blows kisses*
# What is your forte? Cooking. Haven't you asked me this, like, three times already?
# What are your shortcomings? Being "polite".
# What is your most embarrassing memory? This Q&A session.
# Scariest memory? This Q&A session.
# Saddest memory? This Q&A session.
# Happiest memory? Not this Q&A session.*flares nostrils intensely*
# How fast are you at running? Not really that fast.
# How fast are you at walking? Normal, I suppose.
# How fast are you at swimming? I can't swim...
# If you could wish for anything, what would it be? For this Q&A session to be over!
# Rain or sun? The rain.
# Mechanical pencils or normal pencils? The normal ones, it's a real pain in the ass to have to replace lead every 30 seconds.
# Indoors or outdoors? Indoors. The outdoors are dangerous, I really don't see why people like it so much.
# What do you eat for breakfast? I make myself french toast and drink a cup of hot chocolate in winter, but in the summer I go for a glass of cold chocolate milk instead.
# Snacks? Chocolate bars.
# Lunch? I pack seasoned rice and cold soba every day, and sometimes even a few simple sushi rolls, when I have the time. And chocolate bars, of course.
# Dinner? It depends.
# Dessert? Chocolate bars. Sometimes a chocolate bar cake.
# Do you believe in the paranormal? No, that's stupid.
# Can you play any instruments? Not at all.
# How do you get to school? I live there.
# How many friends do you have? One, Sakura-chan.
# What sports do you like? None of them.
# What can you cook? Everything. Not to brag, but I can fry a tarantula in cat pee and have it taste delicious.
# What is unforgivable to you? A lot of things, most prominently this Q&A session.
# Do you want to get married when you are older? I hope your grandparents shag eachother and both die of AIDs.
# Do you want to have kids when you are older? I hope your sibling gets knocked up by a homeless monkey and dies of ebola.
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