UnUltimate Custom Night/Death Quotes

In UnUltimate Custom Night, some guys will taunt you after they kill you and you DIE. This is a large list of them, if it wasn't obvious enough.
==Captain 0==
*"OWNED"
*"PWNED"
*"IWNED"
*"ZWNED"
*"I've been there since the start. I've seen all the things you and your mates did. Don't let your Vanity take a foothold."
==Chuck Norris==
*"[grumbling]"
*"[grumbling 2]"
*"It's.. time."
*"Well partner, you've definitely reached the top of the UnTotem Pole."
==Bob Saget==
*"Welcome to Hell. Enjoy your stay."
*"She's not my daughter. [thud of trident] SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!"
*"Don't worry pal, our Hotels here are really great!"
*"Great, a new soul! I've been trying to make a giant pyramid made up of them!"
==Happycat==
*"NEDM"
*"You're not very good with computer, are you?"
*"How did I get here? Through the door, silly."
*"There are no Cheezburgers around here?"
==Cyber-Dee==
*"PWN3D BY 1337 H4X0RR3 5YB4H D33 L0L"
*"1M40 5CRU8"
*"2160 N05C0P3 B147CH"
*"617 6UD, N006!"
==Marx==
*"[horrific 16-bit sound known as "marx soul scream"]"
*"Y'really got lit up by that stimulated emission of radiation, huh?"
*"DEATH."
==Santa Claus==
*"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Shitsmas!"
*"Ho, ho, ho, fhudsdgskjdgshkj chrismoss!"
*"You're gonna be getting so much coal it'll crush itself into diamonds!"
*"Happy Holidays!"
==Giygas==
*"[radio/electrical noise of some sort]"
*"I...FEEL...U...N...H...A...P...P...Y..."
*"WHAT...HAVE...YOU...DONE?"
==Pepsiman==
*"PEPSIMAAAAAN!"
*"PEPSIMAAAAAN!"
*"PEPSIMAAAAAN!"
*"PEPSIMAAAAAN!"
==Shaggy Rogers==
*"like zoinks man that was just 0.001% of my power!-"
*"do you wanna see me do that again?"
*"you're pushin' your luck man!-"
*"like, sorry, man, i thought i saw a cyber-muppet"
==SpongeBob SquarePants==
*"wait you're not a jellyfish"
*"i almost mistook that potato dude in the vents for a jellyfish...neither of them have brains!"
*"HEY PATRICK LOOK WHAT I FOUND, A DIRTY SINNER" [distant "planktolovania" starts playing]
*"this is some weird-tasting jam this jellyfish has made..."
==Mario==
*"yahoo" (sadly but from the heart)
*"It's a me. a-Mario." (chris pratt voice)
*"YAHOO" (super mario 64)
*"Game over~!"
*"Mama Mia!"
==Link==
*"HYIH"
*"HYEH"
*"HYAH"
*"HAH"
*"HYEAH"
*"HYAEH"
==Sonic==
*"Heh. What if the fun were infinite?"
*"I'm not even an executable file and I'm feeling the urge to kill you!"
*"Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts!"
*"You're too slow!!!"
==Garfield==
*"You'll be the perfect ingredient for the Lasagna Jon's making."
*"Do you know what I hate more than Mondays? Not getting my Lasagna."
*"I have kicked you right off of the table."
==Kirby==
*"HAIIIIIII~!"
*"HAI!!!"
*"POYO!"
*"You really SUCK, you know that?"
==Fatman==
*"Oh my... I didn't think I'd be able to find someone who's even fatter than me..."
*"Thank god I got out of that vent, I thought I would have been stuck there forever..."
*"You winning against me? Not a fat chance."
==Steve==
*"uhh"
*"[minecraft hitting noises]"
*"[minecraft eating noises]"
==Leonidas==
*"THIS... IS... SPARTA!"
*"You'll need to try... erm... 300 more times before you can defeat me!"
*"And stay down inside your hole!"
==Optimus Prime==
*"I'm a sentient computer, and not even I know how you managed to get this as a death quote."
*"In all seriousness, there is no way to access these lines in-game outside of sound testing."
*"This is Stupid™."
==Baby Yoshi==
*"Yoshiiii~!"
*"Mmm... You taste like Chicken!"
*"Aww... I wanted more!!!"
*"Deeeeee-licious!"
==Angry Video Game Nerd==
*"AAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!"
*"I'd rather get help from Fred Fuchs then getting help from you again!"
*"You're as useful as a Sloth taking a shit! Sometimes they use so much energy taking a shit, that they will kill themselves trying to do their business, just like you!"
*"Fuck you, you Motherfucker!"
*"You're a poopyhead."
==Ducky==
*"I'm sorry, but it doesn't look like you've made the CUT."
*"Yeah, I know, I ROCK."
*"Let's DRAW together again sometime!"
*"You being able to defeat me? INVALID!"
==Steve Jobs==
*"I hope you enjoy our brand new IPhione, loved by people like Leonardo DiCaprio!"
*"It looks like this quote is unused, just like the IPhone 8!"
*"Looks like I got a Job to do, and I've delivered it here!"
==King Harkinian==
*"Mah boi, it appears that you need more practice with that sword of yours."
*"It's okay, I have some DINNER just for you!"
*"HOHOHOHOHOHOHHO!"
==Squidward Tentacles==
*"Everybody's a critic, but you? You're in a CRITICal state!"
*"It's your torture episode today!"
*"Now you can finally be happy..."
*"Now get back up from your chair! It'd be really nice if you could take showers again."
==Vegeta==
*"You're speed is UNDER 9000!"
*"You are taking OVER 9000 seconds to grab those balls, I'll just do them myself..."
*"Shenron, I wish for this fool to DIE!"
==Homer Simpson==
*"Hey, keep the temperature down!"
*"Why you little..."
*"D'oh, you're making me thirsty and I'm all out of beer!"
*"Oh wait, you're not Bart!"
==Elmo==
*"Hahaha, Elmo likes it when the red water leaves you body!"
*"I won! Now it's you're turn to play Peekaboo!"
*"Wah, Elmo hates being waken up!!!"
*"I don't need cybernetics to kick your ass."
== Po ==
* "Don't touch our articles again-again."
* "You're like my ancestor: dead poo!"
* "Tubby bye-bye is now in effect."
* [random demonic gibberish that translates to a CBeebies incantation]
* [random Slendytubbies Po noises]
== Laa-Laa ==
* "Guess I was right on time."
* "No balls."
* "That's what you get for being more relevant than me!"
== Dipsy ==
* "Eh-oh! And goodbye!"
* "Never try to make me merge universes again."
* "Tubby Bye-bye in 3...2...1..." [shame window asplodes]
* "You thought a DOOR could stop me?! Bullshit, you need two doors!"
* "My hat's off to you for surviving that long."
== Tinky Winky ==
* "Big hug."
* "You're mother." [sic]
* "Shit yourself."
* "Go commit die."
* "ALL HAIL PO!"
== Adolf Hitler ==
All of them are in German, but they have subtitles.
* "Finally! A good Living Room!"
* "German necromancy is the best in the world!"
* "Hans, get the flamethrower!"
== Wario ==
*"MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!"
*"YOU'RE-A NOSE STOOD NO CHANCE AGAINST MY GNARLY REAR!"
*"YOU'LL MAKE THE PERFECT-A WA GUY!!!"
== Waluigi ==
*"I-a can't believe you-a DIED to a Tennis Racket!"
*"All of this is you're-a 'fault'!"
*"If I can't-a join Smash, THEN NO ONE-A CAN!!!!!"
== 1234567890 ==
1234567890 do not have any defined quotes. Instead, you get procedural beeping like a Webdriver Torso video. Each tone is n x 100 hertz, with the exception of 0, which is the bass-boost meme sound effect.
== Dr. Robotnik ==
*"Snooping around here after hours? Not on my watch!"
*"You'll look much better as a robot than a human!"
*"While I gave myself a promotion, you are getting a demotion!"
== Pac-Man ==
*"Waka Waka Waka Waka..." (This plays on loop for 10 minutes)
== Dora the Explorer ==
*"Can you see the idiot?" *A cursor points towards the screen and clicks.* "Good job!"
*"Have you ever heard of the word 'El Tonto?" El Tonto means moron, or YOU!"
*"I guess it's time for me to use my Boots to walk all over you!"
== Barney ==
*"Ah yes, fresh meat!"
*"I love you, you hate me, we're all a happy family!"
*"Now your body is going down the potty!"
== Freddy Fazbear ==
Freddy Fazbear uses the same lines of dialogue shown in FNAF: Special Delivery. Since we're too lazy to post them here, check out this link instead: . He can also play the Toreador March sometimes.
==Louie==
*"Before we begin, take your Liposuction Machine and suck the fat away from the You as they have so much fat it's inedible. Save 5% of the fat if you like fatty foods. Afterwards, just cut the body into steaks and cook just like any beef. Tastes just like broken hopes and dreams and fat!"
*"Well done, pal! Now you're well done yourself!"
*"Ah yes, cooked to perfection..."
==Bowser==
*"[PLAYER NAME], HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!" (the [PLAYER NAME] is decided the same way that the Sonic.EXE shame decides how to address the player. I don't exactly know how it works though.)
*"I've finally killed you, NOW WHO'S GONNA STOP ME?"
*"I've kidnapped your mom."
*"Dear Pesky Plumber, the Koopalings and I, have taken over your home country. The [president/emperor/etc, depending on what country you've set it to] is now a pernament guest, at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find them if you can!"
*"Do you yield?"
==Kaptain Skurvy==
*"Ye get no booty calls!"
*"Yaar, don't get salty about it, or you'll be stuck in thee briny blue!"
*"This is my pirate scorn, m'atey!"
*"Aargh! You scallywag is destined to be buried next to me great great great grandpappy Quint Skurvy, may yee both rot in hell."
==Spyro==
*"WOAH, SUPERCHARGED!"
*"I don't care if you are a sheep or not, you get torched!"
*"Stop right there, egg thief!"
*"You're the Skylander now, Portal Master!"
==Crash Bandicoot==
Note: it is legally required that you read these quotes in this voice, PAH!
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*"Ooof, hah! You'd wish you took that twelve step program off that ten step pier now, wouldn't you?"
*"WOAH!"
*"You did good, but not crate, HAH!"