Sam Widge

Samuel "Sam" Widge is the greatest chef in the history of the UnUniverse[citation needed]. He's up there with Louie and his notes,[citation needed] and he doesn't even wash his hands[citation NOT needed, scientists have discovered new life-forms just by putting Sam Widge's hands under a microscope]! He's the only chef brave enough to keep cooking for his customers when he catches the Coronavirus, what a chap! He's made several famous meals, including Buylander Sausage, a rat, and something he just calls "...that". If you can name it, he's made it. Sometimes he even just scrapes the sludge off of his kitchen floor and puts it in a skillet. People still eat it, somehow. 
He's served this fine cuisine [sic] to aliens, vampires, spies, zombies, and even a psychotic French man with teeth you can see from space.
Sam Widge was born and raised in the UnUnited Kingdom, and still lives there in a Binley Mega Chippy that he runs. He's buddies with another bloke named Matt Rose, who also does some cooking from time to time. They are the only two people in the whole of the UnUK who actually know how to cook edible stuff, which is crazy (I was crazy once).
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