I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic

I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic is the twenty-first episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs meets his biggest fan, NauticalSponge.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins at The Patty Shack]
*Mr. Rabs: [Sleeping in his office]
*[Suddenly, the phone rings]
*Mr. Rabs: Hello, This is Mr. Rabs Patty Shack, what would you like to order?
*NauticalSponge: OMG! Mr. Rabs! I'm a huge fan! I'd like to come over to the shack, and buy 5000 Rabby Patties!
*Mr. Rabs: [Shocked] 5000 RABBY PATTIES!
*[He goes into RongeRob's cooking station]
*Mr. Rabs: RongeRob, me boy! You need to cook 5000 RABBY PATTIES for NauticalSponge!
*RongeRob: 5000? That's a lot!
*Mr. Rabs: I know, but you know what they say! The Money is always right!
*RongeRob: Amen, Mr. Rabs.
*Mr. Rabs: Now, i've got to call up the best characters... erm... what are some cool characters?
*RongeRob: You could invite your parents!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh no, that's a horrible idea!
*RongeRob: Maybe IShowSpeed!
*Mr. Rabs: He's dead!
*RongeRob: Squiddard?
*Mr. Rabs: After what i've done to him, no.
*RongeRob: Who else is there?
*[Cut to Mr. Zabs]
*Mr. Zabs: [Sitting on his couch watching TV] Ha! He got hit in the head with a coconut! [Phone rings] Yello?
*Mr. Rabs: We're going to need you to come over.
*Mr. Zabs: For who? Do you want me knock you out again?
*Mr. Rabs: No, no no! This is for NauticalSponge, my biggest fan!
*[Suddenly Mr. Zabs is in the same room]
*Mr. Zabs: Well, who is this NauticalSponge?
*Mr. Rabs: He's a.... he uploads content on... a website.
*Mr. Zabs: I'm not throwing parties with Porn Stars. I'm out!
*Mr. Rabs: No, no you have it all wrong! He makes content on YouTube!
*[Cut to footage of "The Original Fry Cook]
*SpongeBob: Oh!
*[Cut back to this episode]
*Mr. Zabs: Well count me in!
*[Cut to later. There is a big party prepared for NauticalSponge and his friends]
*NauticalSponge: This is gonna be awesome! I can finally meet Mr. Rabs in person!
*SF99: Yeah, yeah, I don't get what the big deal about this Rabs guy is!
*Squiddard: He's gotten less funny every day!
*Then bends: Yeah
*[They look at him]
*SF99: Stop trying to fit in.
*[NauticalSponge and his group walk inside/]
*NauticalSponge: Oh my science! Is that OSAMA BIN LADEN!?!?
*Osama Bin Landen: أهوي يا صديقي. إنه أنا أسامة بن لادن.
*NauticalSponge: رائع! أنا معجب كبير!
*Osama Bin Laden: شكرًا لك. يجب أن أعود لتصنيع القنابل.
*SF99: Not funny! Terrorists aren't funny!
*ItchyBurrito: Looks like somebody doesn't have a sense of humor!
*[Cut to NauticalSponge's group at The Punch area. They are drinking glasses of what looks to be Fruit Punch.]
*NauticalSponge: I haven't seen you in a long time, Lebron James. How are you doing?
*Lebron James: I'm doing better. I apologized to Joe Biden for earlier.
*NauticalSponge: Oh, yeah! I remember!
*[Flashback to earlier]
*Joe Biden: 🔥 That was Fire 🔥
*Lebron James: Shut the fuck up, Joe.
*[Flashforward to now]
*NauticalSponge: Good times... Well, back to the party.
*Vern: Yes, the good times when me and Johnny were alive.
*Johnny: [In hell] Lovely days, weren't they.
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0 with Purple Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs in The Patty Shack.]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: That Bad Piggies game. I just want to thank you guys for pointing out my flaws.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Hey, we all make mistakes. How do you think I was made?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh.
*[Cut to outside. There is a plane flying above]
*Vincet Waller: I've gotta get back at Mr. Rabs for ruining my Liberalness! But how?
*[He jumps out the window]
*Vincet Waller: THIS IS WHAT YOU GE-
*[He hits the ground]
*Sandy: [Picks up Vincet Waller] This will be a good specimen for the sperm test!
*[Cut back to inside the Patty Shack]
*SF99: This is soooo boring!
*Squiddard: Yeah, but at least Nautical's having a good time.
*Dedenne Guy: This idea isn't original, you know. The did the same thing for me, just with 26 less lines, at least as of now.
*NauticalSponge: Oh my science! It's the real Mr. Rabs! Right there!
*RongeRob: And these are 5000 real Rabby Patties!
*NauticalSponge: [inhales all of them] Yummy!
*RongeRob: Wow. That was quick.
*Mr. Rabs: [In the bathroom, in a walkie talkie] I'm running out of references to older episodes! What do I do?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: It's ok, I'll bring out the big guns. [Cocks a gun]
*[Suddenly, many characters walk into the Patty Shack]
*Doctor #1: How do you guys do?
*Children: How do you guys do? Jinx! That doctor owes ALL OF US sodas!
*Mrs. Krusty: Oh Mr. Rabs! My favorite Student!
*Trevor: Gy-huck! He's mine also!
*Mrs. Krusty: You never taught school, Trevor.
*Bully #1: I won't ask for your lunch money again.
*Kid #1: Oh my, a bug! [grabs a chair and throws it at the bug]
*Mrs. Krusty: Tsk-tsk-tsk. We don't do that here!
*Kid #1: Sorry, Krusty. [Walks away ashamed]
*Kid #2: Nerd!
*Principal: Good Morning, Mr. Rabs! I Wonder how you're doing today.
*Students: [Crickets Chirping]
*Kid #3: This is a load of barnacles..
*Angel Purple Mr. Rabs and Devil Purple Mr. Rabs: Why were we shoehorned into here?
*NauticalSponge: [Shrugs] These references are starting to get out of hand! Let's just speed through the rest!
*Mr. Rabs Sr., Mrs. Rabs, Job Interviewer, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, Geek #1, Geek #2, Plankton (Episode), Guy Fieri, Doctor, QuackersClocks, Patrick Not-Star, Dake, Quandale, Messi, Customer of Diner, Diner Employee, Seth McFarLane, Security Guard and Cleveland Brown: Hi guys!
*Donald Trump: It's been a pleasure to be with you, Mr. Rabs 2.0! But, there's still more characters to bring back!
*[Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Joe Biden (who came back earlier in a flash back but was not physically seen), What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.]
*NauticalSponge: Wow! That's a lot of characters for one show!
*[They all party hard, and the party ends. NauticalSponge goes home, and The Patty Shack is closed for the day. Suddenly, a strange man comes in.]
*Windows 7: Sorry I'm late! Oh... I MISSED IT AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT!
*Muscle Man: You know who else-
*Narrator: The End
== DVD Edit: ==
*[Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Cashier, Fred, Kuromi, EDP445, Cop #1, Joe Biden (who came back earlier in a flash back but was not physically seen), What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.]
*NauticalSponge: Wow! That's a lot of characters for one show!
*[They all party hard, and the party ends. NauticalSponge goes home, and The Patty Shack is closed for the day. Suddenly, a strange man comes in.]
*Windows 7: Sorry I'm late! Oh... I MISSED IT AGAIN! GOD DAMN IT!
*Muscle Man: You know who else-
*Narrator: The End
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