Floppa Pillow

== Floppa Pillow ==
Floppa Pillow is a normal pillow but with a floppa face. It is very dangerous creature. The Brazingus army use it to attack the enemies. Floppa pillows really enjoy eating so everything that you give to them they will eat it. They are never hungry. They are usually found in IKEAS but in Brazingus there are no IKEAS. So they got in Brazingus because the Portusuese Empire brought a few floppa pillows to Brazingus and a few years later all the floppa pillows died, less the ones who were in Brazingus. Nowdays floppa pillows are used in wars. And they made a nice job in World War 2. 
== How to tame your own floppa pillow? ==
First you need to find a wild floppa pillow. They love sofas in IKEAS. Remember, the wild ones ONLY APPEAR IN IKEAS! After you find a floppa pillow you need to be carefull. If you don't have a pillow inside your shirt they will attack you. After you put a pillow inside your shirt, approach the floppa pillow and say "Amogus sus" And then spit in your hand and punch the floppa pillow. After doing all this steps you'll get a new floppa pillow friend!
== How to be a good friend to your floppa pillow ==
Floppa pillows love their friends. They also love food. And everything is food for them, even the soil and your wall. They don't eat so much when they are tamed, but if they are not they probably will destroy the IKEA. Just like in this image. (Destroyed IKEA in Flopasrael)
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