Mr. Pinchy

Mr. Pinchy is a very rare catch from high level Outland fishing spots (Highland Mixed Schools) which can only be found in three of the lakes in Terokkar Forest, all three of which require a flying mount (or druid flight form) to reach. The first two lakes are respectively above each of the faction towns in the area and completely empty of any hostile NPCs, making them pretty easy to fish; Lake Jorune above Stonebreaker Hold for Horde, and Lake Ere'Noru above Allerian Stronghold for Alliance. The third, Blackwind Lake is much larger, provides many more Highland Mixed School spawn points, and is surrounded by the dangerous denizens of Skettis within the Skethyll Mountains. This lake is considerably more dangerous as patrolling water elementals, Talonsworn Forest-Ragers, the arakkoa, and their Monstrous Kaliri all reside in Skettis and a fight against one enemy can quickly escalate to multiple enemies for an unwary adventurer.
Possible outcomes of 3 wishes:
* Summon Mighty Mr. Pinchy: Summons a guardian which assists the player in battle with a 10 minute duration. It is named Benevolent Mr. Pinchy, <Name's Guardian>. It does melee damage (as seen in photo for about 250 damage on the Worg) and occasionally uses Sunder Armor. Switching continents, e.g. by using your Hearthstone, automatically dismisses the guardian.
* : Gift box with 5 Super Healing Potions and 5 Super Mana Potions.
* : Containing a Magical Crawdad.
* Mr. Pinchy's Blessing: Health increased by 500. This effect persists through death and is considered a flask. 2 hour duration.
* Summon Furious Mr. Pinchy: Level 70 non-elite, Furious Mr. Pinchy, attacks you and your party. Furious Mr. Pinchy has 5560 HP, with 3155 Mana (although seems only to melee). Corpse cannot be looted.
==Mail==
If your inventory is full when you get a , you will receive it in the mail with a letter that reads "So, Mr. Pinchy grants you a gift and you throw it away like garbage eh? Well, you HAVE to take it! But don't think Mr Pinchy didn't notice. Mr. Pinchy will have his revenge! When you least expect it..."
==Player reactions==
Lyrics
Mr. Pinchy, bring me a wishI've been so patient, to sit here and fishMy friends are busy all getting their quests doneAnd I'm alone here sitting with Jhuudhun
Pinchy, I've been so blindThere's so much Scryer rep left to grindI've things to do other than fishMr. Pinchy, bring me my wish!
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Mr. Pinchy, I want a petThat's epic and a non-combat-antParty buffs are nice, it is trueAnd please believe that I don't want to kill you
Pinchy, elusive crawdadMy friends all think that I'm going madHow many Int scrolls must I get?Mr. Pinchy, bring me my pet!
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Mr. Pinchy, please have a heartI'm but a gnome and my legs are too shortTo wade and fish in extra-deep waterOr run away from pats that will slaughter
Pinchy, I've been fishing so longThat Lae's resorted to rewriting this songCan't you just bite and do your part?Mr. Pinchy, please have a heart!
===The Mr. Pinchy Song===
For those people fishing for Mr. Pinchy, the Mr. Pinchy theme song may offer some consolation. It was written by Laecesudhan of the Terenas server and should be sung to the tune of "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes. The song was written for a fishing-happy gnome warlock with a felguard pet named "Jhuudhun".
===Pinchy Poem===
A Poem for the impatient people who think Pinchy is something one can do in the free time between raids and instances. A roleplayer notices its not something that can be done in three hours.
===Forum poll===
A poll appeared on the forums related to fishing up Mr. Pinchy. While this is non scientific, it gives insight into the droprate of this rare pet. 
==== Poll Results For: "How long did it take you to fish up a Mr. Pinchy?"====
Results 	Results 	Results
Whatever number is infinity plus 1, the bobber is burned into my monitor.	349 votes 	9.82%
An absolutely enormous amount, it was crazy! 	169 votes 	4.75%
A moderate amount, nothing I can't handle. 	584 votes 	16.43%
Barely any, he was incredibly easy. 	451 votes 	12.69%
Haven’t gotten one yet, despite my best efforts :( 	1157 votes 	32.55%
What is fishing? 	845 votes 	23.77%
Total Votes: 3555 	Total Votes: 3555	Total Votes: 3555
==Gallery==
File:Benevolent Mr. Pinchy in combat.jpg|Benevolent Mr. Pinchy in combat with a Worg
File:Benevolent Mr. Pinchy.jpg|Benevolent Mr. Pinchy
==Trivia==
*A reference to an episode of the Simpsons in which Homer buys a lobster at the grocery store to fatten up for dinner, but grows fond of the lobster and turns it into a pet, giving it the name Mr. Pinchy.
*As of patch 3.1, there are no requirements beyond Fishing Level 1 to fish from schools. Previously, to fish in these pools it was suggested that the player have at least 450 skill in fishing, then adding points from fishing gear such as those won in the Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza, as well as applying a temporary lure to their fishing pole. The aim was for the player to be buffed for fishing with a skill of 495 to prevent their catches from getting away most of the time.
==Patch changes==
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==See also==
*Mr. Pinchy Sr.
==External links==
Category:Fished items
Category:Lobstrok