Roxy Lalonde

(This page is about Side-Facing Roxy. To view the page about Front-Facing Roxy, click here.)
Roxy Lalonde is the post-scratch incarnation of Rose's mother in the original Homestuck, and is a major character in the homeStuck rolepay v413 lore.
Currently as of the movie, Roxy has ascended into Ultimate Roxy, now nonexistent as a human, she watches everyone from the cosmos and is omniscient. (Unlike Front-Facing Roxy, who sees everything.) She is the creator of the Afterlife, a place made so the dead do not have to suffer in an empty void.
== Typing style ==
She speaks in all lowercase, rarely using any commas, exclamation marks, and question marks. She'll take the g off of words that end in "Ing", sometimes she'll capitalize words for EMPHASIS. She likes using abbreviations such as "lol", "omg", or "btw", sometimes she'll misplel words, often correcting them with an asterisk. *Misspell
Lastly, she likes using emoticons like, ":)" ";)" ":3" ":D" or ":(".
== Personality ==
Roxy is a very smart person (as evident in her Tic-Tac-Toe skills, but only as the entity known as Front-Facing Roxy), but also has alcoholic tendencies, which in recent years has slowed down a fair bit. She is also usually happy and can be fun to be around. Though later on, this becomes sort of a... façade. She doesn't feel very happy anymore inside, but she cares about her friends way too much not to look like she's happy. It's speculated this may be a form of depression, or even PTSD from watching multiple of her friends die while she couldn't help. 
She has issues with her deceased mother, being told to shut up, and being alone. This was most plainly shown in the incident where Dave (Robloxian) sent to her a corner to shut up, and she began to drink spiked Bloxy Cola. She became very tipsy, falling over alot. As well as slurring her words to the point that some people couldn't understand them. Chillkat had to give her emergency roadside therapy in a lawn chair to help her stop drinking the strong liquid. After which she said she wanted a nap. She still struggled with the same alcohol, drinking it profusely after thinking Jake English was dead in Act 7 and even throwing up. That problem had continued into the movie, as she was trying to drown her strong feelings so that her friends wouldn't care about her. (Which failed.) 
Roxy is usually sweet and flirtatious, liking to give nicknames to those she considers friends. (Jakey, Meens, KanKan) She's also a bit pacifistic, usually trying to break up fights between Meenah and Jake, as well as very empathetic to people's emotions. It constantly puts her in a conflicted state, not wanting to actually hurt anyone even if the person hypothetically would hurt her. 
At one point she was the adopted mother to everyone in Homestuck City, including the front facing version of herself. As everyone had shrunk due to The Eggheaded God's limitless abilities. Of course this ended after the terrifying events of the Homestuck City Murder Mystery orchestrated by that same God. She was described at the time as a good mother, though she still has doubts about that. In the events of Sleepover 3, Roxy talks about how she may have taken the mantle of a "Momlonde" to compensate for her own lack of a mother in her life. To give happiness to others that she couldn't be given. Later she was adopted herself by the newly wed Jake and Sollux, but it didn't last for long..
=== Wildcat Noir ===
As Wildcat Noir she largely stays the same, except she gains the "Lean Beam" power. Which solves problems just by the target tasting the lean. (Ex, Karkat broke into an innocent family's house to steal the property. Roxy used the Lean Beam on him to make him sign Restraining Order papers.) She'll say that she's "totally not roxy" to cover her real identity.
=== Alternate Reality Self ===
Roxy, like many other characters, has an alternate reality self who is one of the few who has the power to even move around realities, despite the limitations. This alternate reality self has an alter ego, "Mcburgular", and is much more cautious about her drinking habits, and talking to other people about her existence. She mainly comes over to steal burgers from the local Lesbian McDonald's, and to talk with Roxy about stuff regarding life.
== Ultimate Roxy ==
When Roxy used the Pee Jar, she had decided to fix every crack in the universe there was, and her last wish was that everyone could stop fighting over its power, so she thought of a plan. She broke the jar itself, deciding to take its place as the thread holding the universe together, and in the process became a deity. This is Ultimate Roxy, a luminous being made of all the Side-Facing Roxies in the multiverse. (Not including Canon Roxy.) When she was ascending, her human form had dissipated into pink sparkles and out of existence entirely. Though her friends did not forget her, and neither did Aranea.
Once she ascended, she had even gained a new appearance. A mostly white dress with off the shoulder frills, pink underlayers, a pearly pink sash with a ribbon that extends through the universe, matching gloves and thigh high stockings with a resemblance to flowers, coned high heels with tiny wing designs, and a ribbon choker bearing her symbol of a cat with pink pearls. The dahlia roxy flower on her head even moved to the right, also having little wing decorations. 
The biggest change to her, though was that she had grown large pale pink translucent wings. It's unknown why that is.
== Jobs ==
Roxy being Roxy, she usually spends her time taking up all the jobs in the city. Her most frequent being a judge.
Others that were revealed include: A Defense Attorney, a Detective, the Senate, a Teacher, a Therapist, a part of one of the Mafias, the Superhero Wildcat Noir, the Superhero Wildcat Momma Rox Labox (A prototype name for Wildcat Noir given in the Furry War.), and Pinkstar the Leader of Clanstuck. The forgotten tribe that disappeared mysteriously from Homestuck City. She's entertained the idea of being Princess Peach from Mario for.. some reason?
=== Homiesuck RoleKJ ===
Roxy's role in The Homiesuck RoleKJ Saga, is intriguing. Being one of the first "maidens" that Jake (Sigma Male) calls over to his play fun time, she serves as a conversation starter (with the limited dialogue she gets through the four parts), and often helps out when the situation calls for it. She sadly dies while hiking with the other Homiesuck RoleKJ characters, falling to her death in Part 4. 
== Relationships ==
=== Jake English ===
The first permanent friend Roxy meets in Homestuck City, Jake and she are practically tied at the hip. They are bound by the wreaking of havoc. She remains oblivious to Jake's involvement in the Eggman Empire, but slowly as of recently she may be catching on. During the time of Act 7 where she thought Jake was dead, Roxy was devastated and broken. She couldn't stop her alcoholic tendencies from kicking in. In fact, a part of her blamed herself for not stopping his death at the hands of the pit. She's hiding that from Jake for him not to worry even now. 
Roxy couldn't be with him on earth anymore after her sacrifice, but she still watches him from the cosmos with a nostalgic smile and a heavy, aching feeling in her little pink heart.
=== Sheriff Dirk ===
Sheriff Dirk usually comes to Roxy (usually in her house) about her daily family life, and "any crime that's been goin down". While they're not in any lover relationship, they are very close to each other, in terms of how platonic goes. Sheriff Dirk has also gotten Roxy a bartending job at the local Saloon, thanks to his currently unknown "pal chum bum".
=== Carkat ===
Roxy has a very close platonic relationship with Carkat, driving him around Homestuck City usually, and hearing his "nice vroomies". Roxy was also the one who helped Carkat turn god tier after his dumping in the Bottomless Pit, which was recently figured out after evidence of the god tier transformation got leaked.
=== Meenah Peixes ===
Roxy and Meenah are very close friends, though it's kinda hard to tell how much so. Meenah is very chill with Roxy, but will usually tell Roxy something when she thinks that Roxy "did something stupid", and will usually ask Roxy why she's still friends with all sorts of bozos.
During the movie, Roxy felt betrayed by Meenah doing the things she did. But she didn't have it in her to be full of rage like Jake. She forgave her though. In her non human state, she now knows what she went through.
=== Dave (Robloxian) ===
Dave was very neglectful and rude to Roxy, occasionally yelling at her for no reason, and even demanding her to go in the corner. She had made him the father of her tiny children so they could have one, but it didn't go well. When Roxy was away shopping, Dave would be terrible to the kids, making them hate him. Of course that would cause them to be much harder to control, and it eventually made Dave divorce Roxy, even taking her house temporarily. She had to ignore this as people were dying by the hand of a mysterious killer in Homestuck City, but she got her house back. It's all good man.
=== Sovara Amalie ===
=== Her Temporary Children ===
== Gallery ==
File:BabyRoxy.png|Roxy as a baby
File:Silly roxy moment.png|McBurgular staring you down.
File:Fashion Box.jpg|Roxy at the Weezer Wedding wearing a lovely Maid of Honor dress with a Dahlia Roxy Flower.
File:Roxy comforting dirk in the corner.png
File:Judge roxy by sylvia.jpg|Roxy doing judge things.
File:Roxinator.jpeg|An illustration of her done by Red
File:The only recorded photo of the first sleepover.png|Her at the first sleepover
File:Bottles.jpg|Roxy's way of dealing with bad emotions.
File:Jake and Roxy Reunited.jpg|Roxy happily reunited with Jake
File:Wildcat noir by sylvia.jpg|Art of Wildcat made by me, Sylvia.
File:Momlonde.jpg|Mom of the year
File:Big roxy.png|Roxy watching the earth in her Ultimate Form
File:Act 9 - Homiesuck RoleKJ Roxy.png|Roxy as portrayed in Homiesuck RoleKJ.
File:Ultimate Roxy.jpg
File:Sagitta Luminis.jpg
File:Roxy Iris Pose.jpg|Roxy in a pose resembling Iris from Ace Attorney.
== Trivia ==
* Roxy has written fanfiction on her mother's famous work "Complacency of the Learned". She made somebody read this out loud in a dare at Sleepover 1.
* Before the events of Act 1 Day 1, Roxy first appeared in Homestuck City wandering the place and generally being chill with people. Then she was recruited for a band of criminals including Dave (Robloxian), and Baby Jade. This band of criminals she was in committed arson by burning things in the city. After they were all tired, they went to the campsite with Roxy. Telling short stories and whatnot, but before Roxy could tell hers she was kidnapped in a rugsack by Baby Jade, actually the boss of one of the mafias. Forced to steal McDonald's burgers for her and the mobs own gain. (This may have been where the timelines diverged and Mcburglar was born..) She still regrets what she did, and has tried making up for it by keeping justice up in the city. Some time later she met a baby version of herself, drank alot, drove a car whilst drunk, and swam in water with the now grown up Baby Roxy.
* In Act 1 Day 1 she wore a purple striped scarf that was stored in her mother's house. Since then, she hasn't worn it.
* Roxy needs therapy. Like some serious therapy. Watch the movie and maybe you'll see why.
* Roxy is a confirmed Pansexual, and so is Front-Facing Roxy.
* It's no secret she is probably the most cinnamon roll-like character in the roleplay. Even the person who portrays her has no idea how she came to exist from her black, shriveled heart. It's like magic.