The Wife Aquatic/Quotes

:Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
:Jeffery Albertson: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
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:Kearney: This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
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:Carl: Hey, can you fix the sound?
:Lenny: And the color?
:Moe: And show it in a regular theater?
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:Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year… yester.
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:(Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.)
:Moe: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
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:Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
:Lisa: Maybe you just over-fished them.
:Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawned.
:Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
:Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
:Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
:Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse! (Lisa gasps) Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse!
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:Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
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:Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
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:Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
:Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!
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:Marge: (about the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
:Homer: All night, baby.
:(Bart and Lisa groan.)
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:Marge: Homer!
:Lisa: Bart!
:INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
:Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!
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:Carl: What's wrong, Moe?
:Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
:Lenny: That's weird. I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
:Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
:Lenny: And Fausto!
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:Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!
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:Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
:Grampa: Thank you!
:Homer: I was talking to the cat!
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:Lisa: Yuck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
:Bart: What about Brazil?
:Lisa: After Brazil.
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:Homer: Do you think your mother will ever remarry?
:Bart: In about two seconds.
:Homer: WHY, YOU LITTLE! (grunting strangles Bart) JUST SEE THAT I DIE FIRST! (grunting)
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:Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
:Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
:Old Man: A touch of both. (laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer)
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:Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
:Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.
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:Homer: Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
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