Science

Science is the thecnical term for anything related to subjects including (but not limited to) carbon dioxide, rabbits, electricity, drugs, flying sharks, Portals, Monopoly, Minish, post-apocalyptic settings, fake eyelashes, sexual fetishes, sexual fetishes involving fake eyelashes, sexual fetishes involving real eyelashes, sexual fetishes involving wet turtlenecks, brains, two thirds of the cast from Glee, mosquitoes, pizza rolls, Pokemon porn, the A button on a Nintendo GameCube controller, microwaves, inflatable exercise balls, dark blue paint, cardboard boxes, wall outlets, rainforests, Chinese mythology, capillaries, top hats, Gooogel, welding masks, leather aprons, machetes, fan blades, helicopter blades, roller blades, broadsword blades, nucleotides, trigonometry, professional arson, fishing rods, sewer fish, empty blowtorches, Mountain Dew cans, SOHCAHTOA, shampoo, dead cheetahs, Dan McNeely, diatomic ions, ancient Taiwanese artifacts, self-deprecation, or the internet. 
Coincidentally, US history is the exact inverse of science.
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