Transcripts/The Cider Louse Fools

LMB theme song
:[in the Applejack House]
:[thud]
:[apple thudding]
:[creak]
:Luna: Thank you so much for inviting me to the Applejack holiday party, Dennis. Would you say the Applejack's Annual Holiday Harvest and Cider-Making Fest is more of a mulling fest or a chilling fest?
:Dennis: Don't fret. It's always a blast. Well, aside from when the Flim Flam brothers make their appearance.
:Luna: Huh?
:Dennis: They make it a tradition to swindle my family at the Applejack Harvest and Cider-Making Party. One year, they took all our ladders in the middle of the party.
:*-*-*
:[wind whistling]
:[bucket clatters]
:[rip!]
:Dennis: [voiceover] We had to improvise.
:[thud]
:Dennis: [voiceover] Another year, they de-bottomed our baskets. Last year, they gave Colin a pet worm.
:[pop music]
:Dennis: [voiceover] Colonel Van Persie and all his friends—
:*-*-*
:Dennis: —ate up every apple we had.
:Luna: [gasps] That's horrible. And to think, bow ties used to be a symbol of integrity that only cool people wore.
:Dennis: Oh, handsome, you're thinkin' of pole ties. Anyway, this year we're settin' traps for those no-good Flim Flam brothers. If they try anythin' slippery, then things are gonna get sticky.
:Luna: Dennis, I promise if you let me come up with a plan, we can out-bamboozle those bamboozlers!
:Dennis: [laughs] I was hopin' you'd say that!
:Colin: Yes!
:[montage music]
:[pig oinks]
:[chicken clucks]
:[splat!]
:[thud]
:[poof!]
:[poof!]
:[creaking]
:[poof!]
:[whoosh!]
:[dirt crunching]
:[pepper crunching]
:Luna: Hmmm... Yuck!
:Colin: Brother Luna, Lady Dennis, nobody's talking. They're just standin' around. Guess a cider party ain't much fun without cider.
:Dennis: Huh. You sure this is the best way to fool the Flim Flam Brothers?
:Luna: It is in fact the only way. I triple-checked my game theory matrix. Those no-good gritters are gonna offer a fake diamond for the party's eponymous cider. We'll play along, and by the time they figure out we sold them pepper and saltwater, we'll be celebrating our victory with the real cider, which is hidden in here.
:Colin: I hope you're right, Brother Luna.
:Luna: Trust me.
:[door opens]
:Flim: Greetings!
:Flam: [Sicilian accent] Salutamu!
:Flim: No tricks this year!
:Flam: Cross our hearts of gold!
:Flim: Speakin' of gold, how would you feel about selling us your cider? For the generous sum of—
:Flam: —let's say—
:Flim: —ohhhh—
:Flim Flam Brothers: —this a genuine real-life diamond?
:[car trunk closes]
:Dennis: Y'all come back next year, ya hear?
:[vroom]
:[door closes]
:Mr. Hideyoshi and Mrs. Maria: We did it!
:Dennis: Yee-haw!
:Colin: That was amazin'!
:Dennis: Luna was one step ahead of 'em from start to finish! With him, let the real Applejack Family Annual Holiday Harvest and Cider-Makin' Fest begin!
:[beat]
:Dennis: Uh-oh!
:[dramatic music sting]
:Dennis: Where's the real cider? Did they take the real cider?!
:The Idmayanti Sisters: [gasp]
:Colin: Astaghfirullah!
:Dennis: That ain't fair! They must've known about the switcheroo and double-reverse switcheroo us right back!
:Luna: Unless I knew they'd doubled-back and take the real cider using a series of tunnels I dug knowing they'd find them and use them, ensuring that when they emerged right outside the front door, they'd get... trapped in a net!
:Dennis: Did you do that?
:Luna: You tell me!
:[door opens]
:Dennis: Nope.
:Luna: Uhhh...
:Flim: Looking for this?
:Flam: Nobody outsmarts the Flim Flam brothers. Oh, thanks for the cider!
:[poof!]
:Flim: Time to go!
:Flam: See you next year!
:Flim: Oh, and one more thing...
:Flam: Enjoy your pepper water!
:Flim Flam Brothers: Yah-dun-dun-dah-dun-dah! Hey!
:[vroom]
:Luna: [sighs]
:Dennis: I think this festival is over.
:Luna: Actually... it never got started.
:[thud]
:Colin: No wonder Jerry was so quiet.
:Dennis: But... who... how... how'd you...?
:Luna: These clocks are all wrong. The real party doesn't start for another twenty minutes. [slurps] Mmmmm. Delicious!
:Dennis: You didn't switch the cider, did ya?
:Luna: Mm-hmm.
:Mrs. Maria: [laughs] Surprise me once, shame on you! Surprise me twice, shame on me! Surprise me three times, the fourth surprise is gonna be on you! [laughs] You're the surprised ones! [cackling]
:Dennis: Huh. Wow. I... I don't know what to say.
:Luna: How about... cheers?
:Luna and Dennis: [laugh]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Biang Kerok Sari Apel
Category:LMB transcripts