ボカコレって、実は、無いんですよ。 (VocaColle tte, Jitsu wa, Nain desu yo.)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
どうも、こんにちは　Hatune Mikuです 	doumo, konnichiwa Hatune Miku desu 	Hello everyone, I’m Hatsune Miku.
今日は、ボカコレについて話していこうと思います。 	kyou wa, bokakore ni tsuite hanashite ikou to omoimasu. 	Today, I’m going to talk about VocaColle.
 	 	
とある○○○○の大学の調査によりますと、 	toaru ○○○○ no daigaku no chousa ni yorimasu to, 	According to a survey conducted by University of XXXX,
ボカコレとはVOCALOID Collectionの略称で 	bokakore to wa VOCALOID Collection no ryakushou de 	“VocaColle” is an abbreviation of “VOCALOID Collection”
色々な形のボカロ愛が集まる日だそうで 	iroiro na katachi no bokaro ai ga atsumaru hi da sou de 	And is a day when various forms of love towards Vocaloids gather up.
本日も多くのクリエイターが各々にボカロや自分・他人への愛情やら劣情やら語っておりますが 	honjitsu mo ooku no kurieitaa ga onoono ni bokaro ya jibun tanin e no aijou yara retsujou yara katatte orimasu ga	As usual, we can see a lot of creators talking about their love or lust for Vocaloids, themselves or others.
 	 	
とある調査によりますと 	toaru chousa ni yorimasu to 	Research suggested, however,
集団幻覚ではないかと言われており 	shuudan genkaku de wa nai ka to iwarete ori 	That it might be a collective hallucination,
更なる研究と調査の結果 	sara naru kenkyuu to chousa no kekka 	And further research and investigation
やっぱり存在は認められませんでした 	yappari sonzai wa mitomeraremasen deshita 	Did not detect its presence, as anticipated.
 	 	
ボカコレって実は無くて 	bokakore tte jitsu wa nakute 	In fact, there’s no such thing as VocaColle,
地球は球体じゃなくて 	chikyuu wa kyuutai ja nakute 	The Earth is by no means a sphere,
差別なんて最初から無くて 	sabetsu nante saisho kara nakute 	There’s no discrimination ab initio,
人はいつか必ず死ぬ 	hito wa itsuka kanarazu shinu 	And all human beings will die someday.
 	 	
ボカコレって全部噓で 	bokakore tte zenbu uso de 	Nothing about VocaColle is true;
製薬会社の陰謀で 	seiyakukaisha no inbou de 	It’s just an intrigue of pharmaceutical companies,
5Gに繋がったら 	5G ni tsunagattara 	And when we’re connected to 5G,
森羅万象が無に帰すのです 	shinrabanshou ga mu ni kisu no desu 	The whole of creation will come to naught.
==External Links==
*Google Drive - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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