Mordercas Crauss

==Background==
Mordercas is a troll. And not the one with tusks and vodoo, but the one, who can get on your nerves with such ease, that you'd be surprised, that a mere old man could do that. And, therefore, his background is nearly buried under all his crimes against morale and good will. However, if we decide to dig abit, we can reveal, that this old sod is an actual father of two kids and has adopted a night elf orphan. And that his first wife died from one of the night raids on Southshore. And that now he's married to a demon hunter. And that he'd hired a death knight to be his butler, and that he was once the number one on the list of Stormwind Bank debtors. 
Well, his biography resembles both adventure and fantasy book, as in his life he has travelled the entire Azeroth - from cult-infested forests of Elwynn, to Scourge-infested Icecrown: "Not much of a difference - you see alot of cultists in both places", as he claims.
==Involvement==
Surprisingly enough, Mordercas is a long-time member of Argent Dawn, and has even reached the rank of Confessor. So, he's main duty is supposingly listening to people's doubts and easening their burden, however, little of them are having courage to ask him to do so, after they've heard some of his swearing arsenal.
Another rank he has achieved is being a Field Cleric in Order of Holy Templars. He works wonders on the battlefield - with a healing spell and a threat of using bonesaw, even the most grim wounds are healed and his comrades are showing surprising enthusiasm to fight. Which has nothing to do with clinging of bonesaw they hear, no.
==Strategy==
Defeating him shall require three mugs of Darkmoon Special reserve - this brewery completely petrifies and pacifies him, granting you the much-coveted and wanted silence, free of his insults. Shame, that it won't last for long, and with each such "petrification" he'll be more and more immune.
==Quotes==
"Oh, come on! Now you're crying! When I've been reading Birth Registry and saw a record about you - you too were crying at your birth. But at least then you weren't a guy in armor with a huge sword, so it looked kinda adorable"
"Oh, right, now this famous and masterful death knight shall cry over his table - the Lich King is dead, the Lich is dead, the King is dead, the angry Lich is dead! And he claims, that now he has nothing to do. Look around, idiot, there's still alot of work to be done! Look at this girl near you! Look, how she's looking at you, she's listening for your every word, but what she hears instead of wisdom? Cry-cry, snot-snot, sob-sob!"
"Here comes the much coveted paladin of Light, who was yelling at Scarlets for being in Stormwind. I sense politics, and there's no place for politics, when you're truly serving Light"
"Well, you can imagine? If they just paint their armor, in, let's say, green, they'd be welcomed in this city. Oh, Light, I don't understand people of Stormwind"
"Oh, and this is much coveted lady Ardaline. You're carrying this lovely black dress all around, just in case of seducing someone? No? He did what? Vomitted? Oh, egads, that's gross. But, well, since I'm having cold, I can't smell the odor - I see only your beauty, lad Ardaline"
"A big ugly demon, entrapped in a mana shield. We won't ask ourselves, why was he trapped in the first place, no. We'll BREAK THE SHIELD AND KILL THE DEMON! True Templars go straight!"
"And he is a stereotypical paladin, lady Ellaire. Golden shining armor included. I reckon, that if they're allowed to get horses in fort, he'd be on a white stallion, aswell"
"Mailue Barkroot! Fame of your hauling boxes all over the world reached even me!"
"What? How am I? Gah, sneezing won't kill me, draenei, be assured, that I'd be nursing your and that dwarfs' children, if he ever manages to return from battling all around the world and actually get you on a date"
"Pitiful to see, that, while you're claiming her to be yours, oddly enough it's me, who spends more time with her. I suggest you pay some more attention, so your claim would evolve from empty words."
==Trivia==
Mordercas might be a jerk, but, it is possible to make him act nice. But, people, who know, how to do that, should be paid with their weight in gold.
==See also==
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==External links==
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