EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Ty VS Ion

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RAP
BATTLES
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WIKIA!
ION VS TY!
BEGIN!
==Ion's First Turn==
"Hello Ty". "Remember me"?
"The guy that kicked your ass like he was a Chevy".
"I commited hit, but no run". "I taught you how to multiply 1 times 1".
"You got nothing on me Ty". "So just quit".
"You're not even worth my spit".
"I'll beat your ass and then fuck all your sisters".
"So what'cha gonna do about it"? "Mister".
==Ty's First Turn==
"Do you not realize who you're up against"?
"Grab your shortsword Ion". "And let the slaughter commence".
"I'm the most dangerous mobian on this planet". "And you want to start shit with me"?
"Go back to Core City Ion". "You're nothing but a rookie".
"I'll get the first hit, like my name's Han Solo". "Then beam you up like my name was Scotty".
"I got tons of swords that are longer than your ego". "I'll slice off your head and feed it to my eagle".
==Ion's Second Turn==
"It's not over yet Ty". "I've only just begun".
"You asked how many people could beat you"? "I'll be number 1".
"I have radioactive flows and dozens of hoes". "So drop down and give me twenty".
"Because it's a new era". "And I got all the money".
"I'll beat your ass like I'm Broly figting Videl".
"Because you really need to get on my level".
==Ty's Second Turn==
"Ha"! "When it comes to me and you in rap, you lack".
"And I'm not even black".
"I'll call up my crew and evict you from your city".
"Maybe then, you'll earn some of my pity".
"But for now, you just suck at life".
"And this is it". "GOODBYE"!
<throws his sword at Ion>
==Ion's Third Turn==
<dodges the sword toss>
"Nope". "You'll have to a little better than THAT"! (Yep, that was an Undyne reference)
"Let's see what we got here". "A general that masquerades as a deer".
"I have enough powers and forms to overtake you by a long shot".
"You can kill me"? "I think not".
"You may have a sword and you may be tall".
"But boy or not, you definetly don't have any balls"!
==Ty's Third Turn==
"You want to talk about balls"? "I have 4 children".
"Where are yours"?
"And I'm actually a bull, here's my horns ". <pulls out 2 giant swords>
"Because I'm the one and only legendary general that'll whoop your ass".
"Then I'll use your own spine as a fishing pole to catch some bass".
"I'll walk up into your city and burn it to the ground".
"As for your pet bird, she's getting thrown to my hounds".
"Anytime you win, all you hear is boos".
"You came to battle me, only to lose".
"And that'll be the end of yout story, Ion". "And that's not fiction".
"And then I'll use your bones to make creations more disturbing than Zion's fan-fiction"! (No offence Zion)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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