Dii Shisog

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Dii Shisog is a Flopanese citizen who currently owns a very large resturant chain known as Flopanese Natural Nuts and Berries, known informally and
in commercials as Diis Nuts. As of now he is currently married to Lii Shisog and resides in a villa in Flopkkaidu.
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== Background ==
Dii was actually born in the UFA to Joe and Candice Shisog, who were Flopanese immigrants. He was born with the name Ligon. Both of them already owned a nut farm, and this is arguably where his passion for nuts emerged. The specific nuts they made, the Diic Nut, was especially loved by the young Dii due to its creamy interior fluids and its floppy outsides.
In 1998, the family got wrapped up in an agreement with the Bingus Mafia promising to give them a few thousand Flops for every 10 Diic Nuts they gave them. Diic Nuts are a very important ingredient in Sogrohin, so the mafia desperately wanted them to feed the growing Sogrohin trade in the UFA. The family accepted, as they had spent most of their money on bills, food and V-Bucks, and was in desperate need of cash.
However, in 1999, several Bingus Mafia affiliates stole all of the families Diic Trees using comically large spoons after they failed to pay up, however all of them died shortly after due to the fact that they didnt watch Rick and Morty before stealing them. After this, the henchmen came to their house and suspected that someone had poisoned the trees. Thus, they went in and used :kill commands to murder Joe and used their comically large spoons to beat Candice to death. Ligon heard all of this and ran away to another city, where he lived as a rogue, constantly on the run from the mafia.
When he became 21, he decided to try to join Floppa Clan, of which he succeeded and joined their agricultural branch as a nut cultivation instructor. He succeeded at doing this and finally bought a plane ticket back to Flopan, he would still continue to work in Floppa Clans agricultural branch as a junior supply manager until he became 32.
In Flopan, he quickly returned to the families old home, only to find it purchased by Herbertian forces, searching for a hidden stash of Diic Tree seeds. He quickly approached a small Floppa Clan garrison, and asked them to help him reclaim the house, promising to give free Diic Nuts to Floppa Clan, even for Sogrohin production. They agreed and quickly dealt with the Herbertians, and special forces dealt with making sure that the home was safe and sound.
After this, Ligon finally found the families secret stash of an absolutely massive amount of Diic Tree seeds, he split half for Floppa Clan and half for himself. He would use the seeds to start a Diic Nut plantation, starting his career.
== Life ==
In 2017, his plantation was booming and he began to set up a small resturant serving Diic Nuts, which was the first FN&B (at the time simply known as Flopanese Natural Nuts) resturant ever and is today the largest one. After a while, he began to make Diic Nuts more expensive and began expanding his plantation, including far more varied types of nuts and berries, thus renaming his company to Flopanese Natural Nuts and Berries.
A short while after, Flopanese police cracked down on a Floppa Clan smuggling operation transporting several tons of Sogrohin to Chiflop. When questioned by police, Dii denied all involvement and said that he merely gave them the nuts as a thanks for their help in reclaiming his home. The police was suspicious of this but eventually gave up.
At this point, Dii had said goodbye to Floppa Clan and left the organization, as FN&B could support him easily, with many resturants around Flopan. At this time, the first foreign FN&B resturant opened in Floprea, followed by skepticism at first but then utter support. At this time, he had also met his future wife, Lii while (rightfully) bullying Mega for being Norwegian on the Flippipedia together. The whole experience brought them together and started their relationship.
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== External Relations ==
Dii is a great friend of many musical artists, most notably DaFloppa and Big Floppa. He hires many famous artists to make music for his commercials, many times offering millions of flops, or simply access to his prized Diic Nuts, which many people would kill for, as many have done.
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== Company ==
See Flopanese Natural Nuts and Berries.FN&B, also known as Diis Nuts, is an extremely popular resturant chain, especially in Flopan with hundreds of resturants in that country, and with many more outside of Flopan, mainly in Floprea, Chiflop and the UFA.
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== Quotes ==
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