A Backhand For Sally, But With A More Realistic Ending.

===== In this version of the in-universe film from Family Guy, Robert Mitchum learns the hard way that it is unacceptable for a man to hit a woman as he pleases. =====
[Robert Mitchum, and his lover, Sally are at a train station.]
Robert: You're getting on that train.
Sally: But, Robert, I can't
(Robert raises his hand towards her in a threatening manner, hinting he will hit her if she doesn't comply.)
Sally: Okay, I'll get on with you!
(Unfortunately, Robert decides to hit her anyway, but as soon as his hand hits her face, we smash cut to two police officers, one male and one female, beating Robert with nightsticks.)
Female Cop: We're gonna straighten you out!
Male Cop: This'll fix ya!
(The two cops beat up Robert for a few more seconds before jump cutting to Robert in prison for domestic violence.)
Warden: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Robert: Stupid anti-domestic-violence laws!
[THE END.]
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