"Five"/Quotes

== John F. Kennedy ==
===Round start===
===Killing a Zombie===
"Nothing says lovein' like a zombie in the oven!"
* Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.
"The glow from this fire will truly light the world!"
* Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.
"Apologies, but I prefer the meat medium rare."
* Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.
"Burnin' and churnin'!"
* Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.
"Can you smell what the prayers is cooking? Hmm?"
* Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.
"(Laughs) Who ordered a deep fried zombie?"
* Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.
"Take that, you undead Communists!"
* Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.
"Worthy of Ben Franklin."
* Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.
"I could get use to this!"
* Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.
"How do like that!?"
* Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.
===Wounding a Zombie===
===Being hit by a Zombie===
===Ammo===
===Receiving Weapons===
"Ready for your fifteen minutes of flame, Necro-sapian?
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"Like barbeques on the Cape!"
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"Spit fire!"
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"Not as hard as Jackie, but it will do."
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"Time light a fire under those undead asses."
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"We must burn away this infection!"
* After getting a Flamethrower.
"Don't know what this is, but I'm looking forward to using it."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"Who says you can't capture lightning in a bottle?"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"Ideas have endurance without death."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"Listen to the harm!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"A spark for the sparkless."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"Gotta get this thing to DARPA."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
===Power-ups===
"Huh, should buy us a little time."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Public Works Project at its finest."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Good old fashioned Irish Beatdown!"
* Upon getting an Insta-kill/Death Machine power-up.
===Perk-a-colas===
===Downed or revived===
===Pack-a-punch===
"(sighs) Any day now....."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.
"This better pack a significant punch!"
* While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.
"Public speaking is the odd of deluding a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocab."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.
"Today would be nice....."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.
"I weep for those under receiving end of this glory."
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"I will cut the legs from under these, dead heads!"
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"I'm coming for them, and Hell's coming with me!"
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Time to de-animate the reanimated!"
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"I've got one word for this: Booya, Reves! Booya!"
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Time to loosin' up on these stiffs!"
* After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"This baby's hungry for some hungrys."
* After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
===Mystery Box===
===Interactive===
===Other===
"The future is not a gift, it is an achievement!"
* When getting an achievement.
"Frankly, I'm not use to this kind of manual labour."
* When boarding the window.
"Could use a little elbow room here!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"More groaners here than the RNC!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Huh, I've seen this band....in stink, right!?"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"You're all gonna die! Eurgh, AGAIN!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Where's everyone else? I'm surrounded!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Could use some backing here!!!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Oh, so many shamblers, so little time!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Argh, hands off the merchandise, lurkers!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Sorry, uglies. No autograghs today!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"The tide of death ebbs and flows. Right now, IT'S FLOWING!!!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Too many hands. Don't wrinkle the suit!"
* After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Oh, now I get it."
* When starting an easter egg song.
"Argh! Just when I thought they couldn't get any uglier."
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Argh! Scurrying little basterds!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Rot!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Dirt eating fiends!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Things just get a hell a lot more interesting."
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
===Cut===
==Robert McNamara==
===Killing a Zombie===
"It was....inevitable."
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"Die. Now."
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"Begone, demon."
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"I will give you something to moan about."
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"The closer you get, the better I am."
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"DISMISSED!"
* Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.
"No unfinished business on my watch.
* Upon killing a crawler.
"Now, it is over."
* Upon killing a crawler.
"Now, bring me a real challenge!"
* Upon killing a crawler.
"Twice the man for half the beast."
* Upon killing a crawler.
"Know the way of all professions."
* Upon getting a headshot.
"A great time for the whole family."
* Upon getting a headshot.
"An appropriate medicine for the inappropriate aliment.
* Upon getting a headshot.
"Patience brings down even the tallest of trees."
* Upon getting a headshot.
"Don't lose your head."
* Upon getting a headshot.
"Show us your insides, devil!"
* Upon getting an explosive kill.
"At least have the decency to die!"
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"Now you have something to groan about."
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"Taste the dust from whence you came."
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"Aww, half the zombie it used to be."
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"It'll all be over soon!"
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"You feel nothing, but the burn's just the same."
* Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"Burn. Period."
* Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"I will scatter your ashes in a septic tank."
* Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"The untouchable can be touched by flame."
* Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"With this, you evil will have no dominion over man!
* Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"What hell birth to you, demon!?"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Crawl back to your master, devil!"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"I will crush you like a bug!"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"At least you know your place, you grovelling cur!"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"You look like rats breeding and gutters."
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Woo. They smell worse in death then they do in life."
* After killing a Nova Crawler.
"I am done with your insufferable calling."
* After killing a Nova Crawler.
"I must stoop low to kill you!"
* After killing a Nova Crawler.
"Ha! No dog tag! No dice!"
* After killing a Nova Crawler.
"I'll send you in a cooler!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.
"Cold, like this swift hand of vengeance!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.
"That's the way the ice cube crumbles!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.
"You die in ice!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.
"Just another day at the office."
* Upon multiple kills.
"Each zombie dead is another man living."
* Upon multiple kills.
"YOU'VE BEEN FRIED!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.
"Shock therapy works every time.
* Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.
"Electric Zack Attack!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.
"(Sniff) Smells like burn toast!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.
"Hundred and thirty thousand miles per hour, fifty-four thousand degrees Fahrenheit, a truly effective weapon!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.
"Now that was a substantial commitment."
* Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.
"The sound of death can be comforting in times like these."
* Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.
"Torn asunder!"
* Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.
"This weapon could make a weaker man lazy."
* Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.
"I could get use to this."
* Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.
"Go monkey, go!"
* After using the Monkey Bomb.
"Moronic shamblers will follow anything. Ha!"
* After using the Monkey Bomb.
"Never thought a monkey will be our end."
* After using the Monkey Bomb.
"Childish but effective."
* After using the Monkey Bomb.
"Even I must laugh at that. Ha. Ha."
* After using the Monkey Bomb
"More tender than roast beef."
* When destroying a zombie's limb.
"I will chop you up and feed you to the poor."
* When destroying a zombie's limb.
"Your tenacity is admirable but feudal."
* When destroying a zombie's limb.
"Piece-by-piece you will fall!"
* When destroying a zombie's limb.
===Being hit by a Zombie===
"Hands off the shoes, meat!"
* When attacked by a crawling zombie.
"So be it. I'll just dance a jig on your skulls."
* When attacked by a crawling zombie.
"Hands off the Mac, Jack!"
* After killing a zombie that attacked him.
"Consider yourself, itemized!
* After killing a zombie that attacked him.
===Downed or revived===
"No! It will not end like this!
* When downed.
===Hellhounds===
(These quotes were to be used as proven in PC audio files until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)
"They fall as easy as their rotting brethren."
* After killing a Hellhound.
"Leash gutter and clean up after your dog. AND THEN KILL IT!"
* After killing a Hellhound.
===Ammo===
"My glass is half-empty. Givve me some rounds!"
* When low ammo.
"Sec-Def need re-up. Stat!"
* When low ammo.
"Oh well. So be it."
* When out of ammo.
"Guess I should've made those budget cuts."
* When out of ammo.
===Buying weapons off the wall===
"Heads will roll."
* When buying a Bowie Knife.
"With this, I must immerse myself in this operation."
* When buying a Bowie Knife.
"Almost as sharp as my president's wrap here wit."
* When buying a Bowie Knife.
"Let's get up close and personal."
* When buying a Bowie Knife.
"Good weight. Good balance. Good killing."
* When buying a Bowie Knife.
===Power-ups===
"(Relief) Give us time to catch our breath."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"If only HUD could be so efficient."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"This will help our case indeed."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Bring on the ghouls!"
* Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.
===Perk-a-Colas===
===Pack-a-Punch===
"My patience only lasts so long...."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.
"This thing takes longer than cutting through red tape."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.
"Hurry it up."
* While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.
"Ah, well worth the wait."
* After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Now this little game ends."
* After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Let's make this weapon sing!"
* After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
===Mystery Box===
"The probability of gaining something beneficial is not in my favor."
* After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"I feel like a winner now!"
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Good thing I'm ambidextrous."
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"I normally do not stoop to emotional responses but, HELL YEAH!"
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Twice the armament is a testament to productivity."
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Efficiency incarnate."
* After getting a M72 LAW from the Mystery Box.
"Cool party, huh?"
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"I think I'll put'em on ice!"
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"This wasn't in the defence budget."
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Pretty and slick. Just like Jack."
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Even a monkey can be of service to this great nation."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Hey, monkey. You have earned the thanks of a grateful nation."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Hello, little monkey."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"It's not about the monkey, it's about the bomb."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"A strange effect this device has on the undead."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Unreal."
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"The wonders and terrors of science."
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"A powerful weapon indeed. I must study it further."
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"Feels like nothing, but it pulses with an exceptional power."
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"Set. To. Kill."
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"The slugs will no pain, they will know agony."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Just when I always wanted, vengeance!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"I will bring the lightning of democracy with this."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"I will lay WASTE to these hellions!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"This will end the Z War!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Time for Operation: Thunderbolt!"
* After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.
"Blood will run this night!"
* After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.
"What a beauty!"
* After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.
"I have the tools and I have the talent."
* After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.
"This will blow the marble eyes right out of their heads!"
* After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.
"I prefer my meat rare, but I'll make an exception."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"The Horde will burn on mass."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Maximize efficiency."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"You will know pain. You will know fear. You. Will. Burn."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"If they must maraud, let them do so in fire."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"They will have walk through fire to get to my President."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Embarrassed by a stuffed toy.(Grunts)"
* When getting a Teddy Bear.
"Run if you must, but cannot hide from me, box!"
* When getting a Teddy Bear.
"Well as the saying goes: 'all good things....'."
* When getting a Teddy Bear.
"Curse this box and curse the child who mocks us!"
* When getting a Teddy Bear.
"When I find this box again, I will tear its secrets from its cold dark heart!"
* When getting a Teddy Bear.
===Interactive===
===Other===
"A secret to which I was not privy? Startling...."
* When activated an easter egg song.
"The probability of this remaining repaired is next to nil."
* When boarding windows.
"I accept this achievement on behalf of my president."
* When earning an achievement.
"Damn! My math was wrong!"
* When not enough money to buy.
"They swarm like locusts!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"There's too many of them!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"They are coming from all sides!
* When surrounded by zombies.
"Could use some supporting FIRE here!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"I am surrounded by rot here!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"The dead tide is ROLLING over here!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"These undead marauders don't QUIT!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"They're everywhere."
* When surrounded by zombies.
"Three-hundred and sixty degrees of hungrys! COULD USE SOME HELP!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"You flock like sheep, I am the wolf!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"I can't hold'em off for long!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"Bring it on, beasts!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"You march to your doom, flesh-eaters!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
"(Gasp) They're all coming from all directions!"
* When surrounded by zombies.
==Richard Nixon==
===Killing a Zombie===
"Guh!"
* When shooting off a zombie's limb.
"You cannot scratch my back, so I won't scratch yours."
* When shooting off a zombie's limb.
"This is getting really frustrating."
* When spawning a crawler.
"I justify my actions to no one."
* When spawning a crawler.
"My decisions are not subject to questioning by another branch of government."
* When spawning a crawler.
"Like politics, what comes up must come down."
* After killing a zombie with a grenade.
"Yeah, that's right!"
* After killing a zombie with a grenade.
"That's it, you're on Nixon's Blacklist!"
* After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"Bless my cotton socks, that's stank."
* After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to breathe over here."
* After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"Burn, hippie, burn!"
* After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.
"Reminds you of home, doesn't it? You pickle hippie fiends!"
* After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.
"Roasting Commies!"
* After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.
"Thank you for smoking."
* After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.
"It's getting hot in here."
* After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.
"Okay, okay, too close."
* After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"Did you see that? Did ya? Anyone? DAMN IT!"
* After killing multiple zombies.
"The bloodiest wars in history were fought with buttercups, and hippies!"
* After killing multiple zombies.
"I'll send you to a cooler."
* After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.
"Uh, stay cool, hippies."
* After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.
"Now that's what I like to see."
* After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.
"By cross the streams, what of it."
* After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe. Reference to Ghostbusters.
"Not bad, not bad at all."
* After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"(Laughs)Oh, I like this thing."
* After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"It's all over now, baby blue."
* After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Boom friggin toast!"
* After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Oh ho ho, well worth the price of admission."
* After getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"To hell with ya, you reanimated slime."
* After getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"Yeah, now you got something to groan about, stupid hippie."
* After getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"Get off of my lawn!"
* After getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"I wonder if this is covered by the Second Amendment."
* After getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"A war monkey."
* After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"If only a hippie was this useful."
* After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Stupid hippies will follow anything."
* After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Hippie see, monkey BOOM!"
* After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Put that on funny pages, ya big joke!"
* After killing a crawler.
"My lord, they're smell worse than a checker's park."
* After killing a Nova Crawler.
"CHA-CHING!"
* When getting a headshot.
"Welcome to the gun show!"
* When getting a headshot.
"I'd veto your skull if I were president."
* When getting a headshot.
"That'll get me some votes."
* When getting a headshot.
"No trespassing!"
* When getting a headshot.
"Did you get that on record?"
* When getting a headshot.
===Being hit by a Zombie===
===Hellhounds===
(These quotes were to be used as proven by PC audio files until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)
"No where near as pretty as my boy, Checkers."
* At the start of a Hellhound round.
===Ammo===
===Downed or revived===
"Avoiding death is not the same as living."
* Upon being revived.
===Buying weapons off the wall===
"Now, let's see if you've got any guts."
* After purchasing the bowie knife.
"I'll stick it to'em."
* After purchasing the bowie knife.
"This will cut through these eyes."
* After purchasing the bowie knife.
"Ooh, shiny!"
* After purchasing the bowie knife.
===Perk-a-Colas===
===Power-ups===
"I get it, you love hammers. Shut up, already!"
* After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Keep it down, out there!"
* After getting a Carpenter power-up.
===Pack-a-Punch===
"Great Caesar's Ghost, this was worth the wait!"
* After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
===Mystery Box===
"Checkmate."
* Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Oh, this oughta be a good time "
* Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Where is this made? I don't trust it."
* Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"The greatest honour in history is that a peacemaker....and I hold it now."
* Upon getting a Ray Gun.
"Shocking, to say the least."
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Well, zap my ass and call me Dick!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Let there be light!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Did somebody say juice?"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"It's electric! (Singing) De de de de de de de de!
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box. Reference to the song "Electric Slide" by Neville Livingston.
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"Surprisingly light but back is BARKING!"
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"Let's see what everyone's been raving about here."
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"Useful, sure, but it doesn't have to be big."
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"This is gun was made by Commies. I can feel it in my bones."
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"This is a conspiracy, I know it!"
* After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.
"Screwed!"
* After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.
"(Mad Grunts)"
* After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.
"I respect you not so you can't possibly rouge my anger."
* After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.
"Two guns, huh? Someone's trying to butter me up."
* After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"I do more than I say. Produce more than I promise."
* After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"Uh, politics would a good business, if it wasn't for the hippies."
* After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"Duel Wielding Veep coming through!"
* After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"My strong point is: performance."
* After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"(Singing) Undead roasting on an open fire! (Normal) See? I'm funny!"
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"I am not a cook!"
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"I love the smell of Flamethrowers in the morning."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Well, give a fiddle and call me Nero."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Burn, burn yeah. You're gonna burn."
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"I'll burn'em like those hippies burn our flag!"
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Maybe now they'll believe I'm innocent."
* After getting a M72 LAW from the Mystery Box.
"Who's listening now, huh? Nobody, that's who!"
* After getting a China Lake from the Mystery Box.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho, ya, ya, ya."
* After getting the RPK from the Mystery Box.
"Alright, I got a big gun. What do you want in return?"
* After getting the HK21 from the Mystery Box.
"I need to speak softly in case the little guy is bugged."
* After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"I don't trust this monkey one bit."
* After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"What're you looking at, monkey!?"
* After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"I need to get rid of the evidence."
* After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"If I wind it, they will calm."
* After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"So *ice* to see you."
* After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Tonight, hell freezes over."
* After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Time to kick ice!"
* After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"I don't even know what to say."
* After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Bastard!"
* After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"Get back here, you cowardly hunk of wood!"
* After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"Damn you, Teddy Bear!"
* After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
===Interactive===
===Other===
"Finally recognized for my accolades."
* When earned an achievement.
"Building barricades was not on the job description."
* When building a barricade.
"Argh, what now? WHAT NOW!?"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Like I haven't done enough, I have to deal with this!?"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"No. No! No. No, No! NOOO!"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Great, just great. It only gets worse for Dick."
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"I've had it up to here with this shit!"
* When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Greatness comes only when you're really tested!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"In a crisis, be aware of danger but recognize opportunity."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"I got no respect, no respect whatsoever!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"This is no way to treat a public's servant."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"A little help? Maybe?"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"You're crapping my style here, you ugly mucks!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Alright, it's a spontaneous outburst. War is subject to advance planning."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Hello!? I'm surrounded here!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Hey, Jack's the handsome one. Go get him!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"You guys are *really* starting to piss me off!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Let's say we move from an era of confrontation to one of conversation, huh?"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"I don't have time for these shenanigans!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"What do you want from me!?"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"I'm not claustrophobic. I'm not claustrophobic."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Okay, I'm really getting annoyed here!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
==Fidel Castro==
===Killing a Zombie===
"I'm Fidel Castro and I come to liberate your own death!"
* Upon getting a close-up kill.
"Dios Mio!"
* Upon getting a close-up kill.
"Come closer. I have have a surprise for you."
* Upon getting a close-up kill.
"History will absolve me!"
* After a knife kill.
"BOOM!"
* After an explosive kill.
"Cry Havoc!"
* Upon getting a headshot.
"I have faith in a plan of action!"
* Upon getting a headshot.
"I have spoken!"
* Upon getting a headshot.
"Destiny produces the man of the hour and that man is me!"
* Upon getting a headshot.
"Better fix your head up, puta rita!"
* Upon getting a headshot.
"I will give you a cigar if you weren't obliterated."
* Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Not even Dante can describe the Hell you seen."
* Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb. Referring to Dante Alighieri.
"I knew that monkey was good for something."
* Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Die screaming, hell pig!"
* Upon killing a crawler.
"You stink of death!"
"(Disgusting Grunts)"
* Upon killing a Nova Crawler.
"Your stench reminds me of the 23rd attempt of my life."
* Upon killing a Nova Crawler.
"Oh ho ho, puff puff gib!"
* Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.
"Scream for me!"
* Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.
"Your stale skin is like a kinging of the revolution!"
* Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.
"Ice to the lines."
* Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.
"It's a cold cold world."
* Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.
"Put'em on ice!"
* Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.
"Crank that up and give it a line."
* Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.
"I bring you greetings of a second death!"
"A True Farewell to Arms. He Ha Ha!"
* After destroying a zombie's limb.
"Give a hand, would you? (Laughs)"
* After destroying a zombie's limb.
"I would pity you, but it is more fun to *mock* you."
* After destroying a zombie's limb.
"Ah, PATHETIC!"
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"Have a decency to die!"
* Upon spawning a crawler.
"I can get used this!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Zap it up!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Burned by the light of revolucion!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"This is why the revolucion will triumph!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Compliments of the socialist ideals."
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Look at the chain of pain!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.
"Ah, as big as my ego and just as powerful."
* Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"Revolutionary coming through!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"Who's the man!? That would be I, Fidel Castro!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"Battered and splattered!"
* Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.
===Being hit by a Zombie===
"You may sign my boots while you're down there."
* When hit by a crawler zombie.
"Pedro, you dare hump my leg!?"
* When hit by a crawler zombie.
"Low blow! Ah, you must be a capitalist."
* When hit by a crawler zombie.
"Conio!"
* When hit by a crawler zombie.
===Down or revived===
"No! The revolution will not end like this!"
* When downed.
"You have done a great deed to this day."
* Upon being revived.
"(Sigh) The revolution commence your heroism."
* Upon being revived.
===Hellhounds===
(These were to be used as proven by PC audio until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)
"Wasted!"
* After killing a Hellhound.
"Swipe the way of the wind of Marxism!"
* After killing a Hellhound.
"Smokin'!
* After killing a Hellhound. Reference to the movie "The Mask".
===Ammo===
"What is this? I'm low on ammo!?"
* When low on ammo.
===Buying weapons off the wall===
===Power-ups===
"More better needing bullets!"
* Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Faster than a proletarian workforce."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Let the wood done its work for a change."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"At least I won't get splinters."
* Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
===Perk-a-Colas===
===Mystery Box===
"No revolution can be one with a gun like this!"
* After getting a CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Two for the price of one!"
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"I feel like one of Woo's killers!"
* After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box. Referring to John Woo.
"NOOOO!"
* After getting a Python from the Mystery Box.
"I smoked cigars bigger than this pea shooter!"
* After getting a Python from the Mystery Box.
"I will burn these capitalist death pigs to *ash*!
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"Finally, something to burn hotter than my cigars!"
* After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"I will make them colder than a capitalist."
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Freeze the hunger!"
* After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"This monkey will move worlds."u
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Oh, this is good. Real good."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"You've come to the right place, Senor Mono."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"(Crying) Oh ho, oh this, this brings a tear to my eye."
* After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Underestimate me now, if you dare!"
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"I wield this weapon for the people of Cuba!"
* After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"This weapon is an honor for Cuba!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"Power like this belongs to the people!"
* After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
"This gun arouses my spirit!"
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"I think I love this gun!"
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"I feel more powerful than ever!"
* After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"No! No, no, nonono, NOOO!"
* After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"Only a capitalist box would deny me for what rightfully is mine."
* After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"You dare mock Fidel Castro, little girl!?"
* After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"An act of aggression against Cuba!?"
* After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
===Interactive===
"Never has the revolution has so much unity, strength, and experience as today."
* When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Nothing can stop you now, Nixon."
* When Nixon gets a headshot.
"You will awarded the Medal of Cuban Liberation, Dickie."
* When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Until your dying breath, Richard. Fight!"
* When Nixon is swarmed.
"I'm coming for you, comrade Nixon!"
* When Nixon is swarmed.
"Keep fighting, Dick!"
* When Nixon is swarmed.
"Behind you, Dickie! Watch your back!"
* When Nixon is swarmed.
"I always knew there was a little socialist in you, Dick."
* When Nixon is makes a crawler.
"Watch your feet, Dick! Crawler!"
* When Nixon is makes a crawler.
"Aww, Dick! You created a crawler!"
* When Nixon is makes a crawler.
"It is not yet dead, comrade Nixon!"
* When Nixon is makes a crawler.
"Moi bien, brother!"
* When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Nice pick, Dick."
* When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Yes, my friend. Now, so those beasts your monkey fury!"
* When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Ah, Dickie! You are a sneaky sneaky monkey!"
* When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Heh, is that how you won all your votes?
* When Kennedy is swarmed.
"You drink too many Mojitos, Jack. You're getting slow."
* When Kennedy is swarmed.
"Where's your secret service capitalistic perro?"
* When Kennedy is swarmed. "Perro" means "dog" in Spanish.
"Oh Jack, I really enjoy seeing you swept."
* When Kennedy is swarmed.
"You're as worthless as that dictator fiend, Batista!"
* When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Just like a lazy American, never finishes the job!"
* When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Ah, you disappoint me, Jack!"
* When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"For the sake of the revolution, Jack. Use it already!"
* When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
===Pack-a-Punch===
"My patience knows no bounds."
* When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
"Today, tommorrow, or the next. I will take this weapon and wield it with pride!"
* When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
"Socialists requires patience and I can wait for an eternity."
* When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
"Doesn't get any better this!"
* After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
===Other===
"What is this, blasphemy!?"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Disgusting, they scaring the walls like cockroaches!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"I smell rats in the walls!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Here come the bite size jumpers!"
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"I do not like the sound of this."
* After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"I do not fear manual labour."
* When building a barricade.
"Shhh, it's a secret message.
* When activated an easter egg song.
"Cuba know no fear and despises deceit!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Yes, come closer. I have something to show you."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"I could feel *oceans* with your infected blood!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Huh, better move before I'm taking out."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Touch the uniform, I dare you!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Dearly departed, we are gathered here today."
* When swarmed by zombies.
"I don't care how many you are, I will resist and resist with honour!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"You dare surround me!?"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"The dead tide rises and only I can break their deathly ways!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"Surround me if you must, I kill you!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"That's right, come to Papi!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"You didn't bring enough guys, death pigs!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
"You will NOT have my cigars!"
* When swarmed by zombies.
==Female Announcer==
==Trivia==
*PC game files reveal recorded quotes from all four characters making references to the Wunderwaffe DG-2, the Thundergun, Hellhounds, and the Flamethrower as its own weapon.
Category:Zombies Mode Quotes