Wormy the Spider (Rewrite)/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: February 25, 1995
Episode Copyrighted: 1994
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
French Narrator: Ah, Sandy Cheeks is going out of town and has asked SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni to do a little pet-sitting for her.
Inside the dome are a few animals in cages and/or jars.
Leni Loud: Pet-sitting? Won't that hurt them?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *walks up to a bird cage*
French Narrator: Perhaps she should have asked someone else.
Patrick Star: *whistles at the bird*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.
Patrick Star: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
Red Rectangle: What's that?
Leni Loud: A spider?
Sandy Cheeks: *puts a big sack down* Okay guys, this here is Birdy's food. Feed him twice a day.
Lincoln Loud: This whole sack?
Sandy Cheeks: No, just a cup's worth.
All walk over to a cricket.
Sandy Cheeks: This here's my cricket.
The cricket makes noises.
Sandy Cheeks: He's saying hello to you. Ain't he cute?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh sorry, I don't speak Italian.
Yellow Rectangle: Me neither.
Lincoln Loud: Me neither too.
Sandy Cheeks: This here's Snakey. *holds up the snake that has a mouse in its belly*
Yellow Rectangle: What's that lump in its belly?
Sandy Cheeks: Well, that's his dinner. 
Lincoln Loud: *pokes it and the mouse laughs*
Leni Loud: *looks at Frank the spider, scared* SPIDER!!!
Sandy Cheeks: Don't be scared, Leni. And this is Frank the spider. He's from Royal Woods Elementary School.
Flashback starts in Mrs. Johnson's class, and there's a spider in a tank that the students are eyeing.
Lincoln’s Classmate: Frank! Over here, buddy!
Mrs. Johnson: Now, before we pack up, I need a volunteer to look after Frank this weekend while I'm out of town.
The kids all volunteer.
Sandy Cheeks: *enters school* Mrs. Johnson, may I borrow his cage?!
All the other kids moan in disappointment.
Mrs. Johnson: Now, Sandy, this is a major responsibility. Frank needs to be fed twice a day; and under no circumstances should he be let out of his cage. Unlike me this weekend.
Sandy Cheeks: Okay, Mrs. Johnson.
She chuckles. The kids all awkwardly glance at each other in confusion. Soon, the bell rings, and every student except for Sandy leave.
Sandy Cheeks: *grabs Frank's cage and leaves school*
Flashback ends, there's a spider in a tank that SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni are eyeing.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Frank.
Yellow Rectangle: Frank! Come to me!
Red Rectangle: Frank!
Patrick Star: He's so cool!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And pretty!
Sandy Cheeks: Well, I guess that's it. I gotta go. *walks off with a suitcase* See you guys in a couple of days.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: Bye, Sandy! *notices the worm in a jar*
Lincoln Loud: *gasps* Wait! You forgot about this pet!
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, that's only Wormy. He doesn't eat much. *walks out*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at him guys, isn't he great? Hey, little fella.
Patrick Star: Kitchie-kitchie koo, koo.
Wormy: *takes bites of leaves*
Red Rectangle: What's he eating?
Yellow Rectangle: I think he's eating leaves, Red.
Red Rectangle: Okay.
Leni Loud: Aw, cute.
Lincoln Loud: Sandy? Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sighs* Guys, what would you do today? She said go through the Forest of Doom. Am I right, or am I right, Sandy? Sandy?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *tries to look for Sandy* Huh? She left!
Yellow Rectangle: Don't worry, guys. Stick with me, and you'll be just fine. We'll get to that forest area long before she does.
Slide transition cuts to the forest.
Lincoln Loud: You still got the map, right?
Yellow Rectangle: Of course. Patrick swallowed it, then memorized it.
Patrick Star: *burps* I ate it.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, okay.
Red Rectangle: Wait...how does that work?
A tree behind Red makes faces and growls at him.
Red Rectangle: Forget the tree. *shrugs and walks away*
As it laughs evilly.
Yellow Rectangle: Lincoln, you know what's important in a situation like this?
Lincoln Loud: A map?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*
Leni Loud: I guess, we're stuck here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, we're not. Teamwork.
Yellow Rectangle: I have a map. *opens myself like a door and takes the map out of my pocket, then closes*
Red Rectangle: Oh. I was gonna say that next.
Patrick Star: Don't worry. Yellow has a map!
Lincoln Loud: I'm glad we can go back to her treedome to see Wormy!
Leni Loud: *sees the little squirrels* Hey, little squirrels!
Squirrels: *hisses at Leni, then turns evil*
Leni Loud: *walks off*
Evil Squirrels: *chases Leni faster, then attacks her*
Leni Loud: *screams* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no! Leni!
Patrick Star: *pulls Leni from evil squirrels*
Screen cuts to Wormy turning himself into crystalis then turns himself into a butterfly. Slide transition cuts to Sandy's treedome.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *enters Sandy’s treedome*
Yellow Rectangle: Now, we're back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw look a butterfly, isn't he just precious? Let's take him out to play.
Screen cuts to Yellow playing hide-n-seek and counting.
Yellow Rectangle: 998, 999, 1,000. Ready or not, here I come! *turns around and takes the table cover off of Red's head*
Red Rectangle: You found me.
Lincoln Loud: Guys, look.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *looks for Wormy, who is a butterfly*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: There you are!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni, Yellow and Red hiding behind a tree. Wormy flies up behind it.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: He found us! *laughs*
Leni Loud: Gee, you guys, I totes don't want today to end ever.
Lincoln Loud: We know, Leni, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment.
Wormy the Butterfly: *flies on SpongeBob's finger*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. And it's all thanks to Wormy. I made this for Wormy. *puts a 'Best Friend' ribbon on Wormy* Our new best friend. *puts Wormy back in my jar* Until tomorrow, new best friend. Don't be sad, little buddy. We'll be back first thing in the morning for frolic and fun.
Patrick Star: Why must the sun set on this perfect day? Sleep well, Wormy.
Red Rectangle: Goodnight, Wormy.
Leni Loud: *sniffs* And goodbye, butterfly. *cries*
As they walk home.
Lincoln Loud: Don't be sad, Leni. It's only until tomorrow.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, let's go.
Screen cuts to the Bikini Atoll island as day turns into night. Meanwhile, back at Sandy's treedome, a now live-action spider hatches a spider egg one last time, then he eats a butterfly, and now lands on a spider web. The next morning, the rooster crows.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *wakes up* Here I come, Wormy!
Patrick Star: *pokes my head out of SpongeBob's alarm clock* Me too!
Lincoln Loud: *pokes my head out of SpongeBob's alarm clock like Patrick did* Me three!
Leni Loud: *pokes my head out of SpongeBob's alarm clock like Lincoln did* Me four!
Yellow and Red Rectangle: *pokes our heads out of SpongeBob's alarm clock like Leni did* Hooray!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *runs off to Sandy's treedome*
Only SpongeBob and Patrick have their water helmets on.
Red Rectangle: And then we're gonna play tag, and then we're gonna color, and then we're gonna build a house of cards!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: We're back, Wormy! Wormy, Wormy?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *holds up the jar with a spider in it, who is now a spider*
Patrick Star: Wormy? Where's Wormy? What's that thing?
SpongeBob SquarePants: He's gotta be in here. *opens up the jar, causing a spider to crawl out*
Lincoln Loud: I think something bad happened to Wormy.
The best friend ribbon is still in the jar*
Leni Loud: He left his "Best Friend" ribbon behind!
The spider crawls onto Lincoln's nose. Cue a live-action close-up of a buzzing horsefly's face.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *screams and runs behind Sandy's table*
Red Rectangle: What is that thing?!
The spider is on the tree.
Yellow Rectangle: I don't know, Red. But whatever it is...it must've eaten Wormy!
Patrick Star: *in tears* Why does this keep happening to me?!
Lincoln Loud: Quick, Leni! We've gotta make a run for the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *starts to run to the exit*
The spider crawls in front of the door.
Lincoln Loud: No! Patrick, it’s blocking our only exit!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *begins to run backwards to the back of Sandy's tree*
Red Rectangle: Now what?
Leni Loud: We're trapped in here with that... that... "Best Friend Eater!"
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's not panic. We just have to stick together. Remember, it's two against one. Right, Patrick? Patrick? *sees Patrick gone*
The spider is crawling near them.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *shrieks* It’s eaten Leni! *runs away and jumps in a barrel and sees Leni in it*
Yellow Rectangle: Leni, you're alive!
Leni Loud: I am?
Lincoln Loud: Guys, we can't leave this horrible monster in Sandy's house. It might eat Sandy's other pets!
Patrick Star: Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, it might eat Sandy! We've gotta get it out of here!
We see SpongeBob and Patrick hiding behind Sandy's table and Sandy's phone in a jar to trap the butterfly and the phone begins to ring.
Red Rectangle: It's for you!
The spider begins to crawl by the jar.
Yellow Rectangle: It's working. It’s gonna answer it.
But instead the spider just crawls past the jar and the lid closes.
Patrick Star: Tartar sauce.
Then we see Patrick on a plate with an apple in his mouth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You look pretty appetizing, Patrick. Now, just stay here and wait for the monster. I'll go get the net. *walks off*
The spider begins to crawl by and land on Leni's butt which makes Leni feel scared.
Leni Loud: *whimpers* SpongeBob! Hurry up with that net!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold on, Red! *searches through Sandy's trunk for the net*
Patrick Star: *spits out the apple* I really don't taste that good, Monster. Leni. Hey, where did she go? 
Leni Loud: *and thinks it's fake* Ha! Nice try, but I'm not falling for another one of your fake spiders.
Suspiciously a spider crawls onto Leni's nose.
Leni Loud: Although, this spider looks pretty real.
A spider leads Leni to realize a live-action close-up of a buzzing horsefly's face.
Leni Loud: *screams* SPIDER!!! *runs off* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *runs by with the net* I'm coming, Leni!
Leni Loud: AAHHHHH! *goes right through the net screaming, tearing it up, and crashes into the tree*
SpongeBob sees my broken net as Wormy corners him.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Monster, please don't eat me! No, no, no! Spare me, I don't taste good, no! Please! Wait a second.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *scares the spider* Boo!
Wormy the spider gets scared.
Yellow Rectangle: *jumps with glee wearing a cheerleader outfit with pom-poms* Yeah!
The spider crawls out of the treedome.
Patrick Star: *shuts the door behind Wormy*
Lincoln Loud: We did it, guys! We're safe! We scared the spider! Sandy's gonna be so proud of us. We got that horrible monster out of her house and best of all her pets are safe.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah. Let's go back to the forest of doom.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good idea, Yellow.
Slide transition cuts back to the forest of doom.
Patrick Star: Uh, guys? *my stomach growls* I'm hungry. But I'm a sea star! I could starfish-slap the beautiful creature.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, we are trying to sneak up on it! *runs into the animal's behind*
Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *runs into SpongeBob*
Red Rectangle: Come on, get him!
Yellow Rectangle: Uh, you first, Leni.
Leni Loud: Okay. *slaps the animal's behind*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, can we eat it now?
The creature turns to around and shows its deformed face like Mr. Gus.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Whoops! *laughs nervously
As they move away.
Yellow Rectangle: Maybe we should try something smaller.
They see a caterpillar.
Yellow is about to eat the caterpillar.
Patrick Star: Yellow, please! Please don't eat it!
Yellow Rectangle: It's him or us, Patrick. We gotta eat something.
Patrick Star: But look at him!
Leni Loud: He's totes so cute!
Yellow Rectangle: *looks at the caterpillar, which is crying and pouting* What was I thinking? I'm sorry, little guy. *sets the caterpillar down* Bye bye! Cherish your freedom!
Lincoln Loud: Never abandon your dreams!
SpongeBob SquarePants: And have a beautiful life!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *watches in horror and disgust*
As a bird swoops down and snatches up the caterpillar, then as a bigger monster eats the bird, then as that monster is eaten by another monster, which is eaten by another monster.
Red Rectangle: That was horrible.
Yellow Rectangle: Well, it's nature's way, guys. He was at the bottom of the food chain.
Patrick Star: Who's at the bottom now?
The monster notices them and smiles evilly, causing the spider heading to Royal Woods.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's that horrible creature and now it's heading to Royal Woods!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *runs off*
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House.
Yellow Rectangle: There it is! It's going in the front! Let's use the secret entrance.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *goes to the Loud House*
They gasp as Wormy the spider crawls toward Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori, who are taking pictures.
Lori Loud: Okay, hold still.
Leni Loud: It's gonna eat Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *jumps at them*
Lincoln Loud: Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!
Squidward Tentacles: Say "money."
Mr. Krabs: "Money!"
Lori Loud: *takes the picture*
It reveals SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni jumping on top of Squidward and Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: What's the meaning of this, Lincoln?!
Lincoln Loud: We're in serious danger. There's a-a-a...a monster out there.
Mr. Krabs: Is it a paying customer?
Lincoln Loud: Oh no, Mr. Krabs. It doesn't want to eat Krabby Patties. It wants to eat you!
Patrick Star: *cries* Just like it ate Wormy!
Lori Loud: Um, Wormy?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *cries*
Yellow Rectangle: Why? Why? He was so young.
Leni Loud: We’ll never forget you, Wormy.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, if Moron Theater's over, I think I'll just take a look at this "monster."
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori and Leni Loud: *pops our heads up from the sofa to take a look*
Wormy the spider crawls.
Squidward Tentacles: That's the monster?
Red Rectangle: Pretty scary, huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A living nightmare!
Squidward Tentacles: I should have known. *walks away* Well, that's it. I'm getting off the Looney Express.
Lori Loud: Now just 'cause you twerps never seen a creature like this doesn't mean it's dangerous.
Yellow Rectangle: We tried to warn them.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't watch. *pushes my eyes into my head*
Squidward Tentacles: Get a load of the scary monster. *laughs* Monster.
Lori Loud: Aww, it looks harmless...
Squidward Tentacles: It's kinda cute.
Lori Loud: It reminds me of Mr. Krabs' money!
Squidward Tentacles: Monster.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *laughs*
They see the spider, causing a live-action close-up of a buzzing horsefly's face.
Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *screams*
As their teeth and eyes fall out and they both run away.
Lincoln Loud: Squidward?
Leni Loud: Lori?
Lincoln Loud: *screams* It ate them!
Mr. Krabs: *walks to the spider* Aw, cute!
He sees the spider as well, causing a live-action close-up of a buzzing horsefly's face.
Mr. Krabs: *screams*
As his teeth and eyes fall out and he runs away like Squidward and Lori did.
Yellow Rectangle: *screams* It ate Mr. Krabs too! And there it goes!
Wormy the spider crawls out from the Loud House.
Yellow Rectangle: First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs! [has hand puppets for each person] That flying monster has eaten three friends too many. We must inform the citizens! Evil has surfaced. The faith of the city is in our hands, guys. Now let's roll.
Patrick Star: Aye-aye, captain. *pushes a lever to make the boat sail out of the Loud House*
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni on the streets.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay, guys, this is a very delicate situation. It must be treated with great care and sensitivity.
Patrick Star: Gotcha.
Lincoln Loud: Run, everybody, run!
Red Rectangle: Hey! Monster on the loose!
Lincoln Loud: Monster!
All except SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni: *runs away screaming*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *gives each other a thumbs up*
Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni putting up a sign of the spider saying "Beware" when a crowd of citizens runs by screaming. Wormy the spider crawls by. 
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *hides in the bucket of glue and bouncee off*
Screen cuts to Yellow inflating a balloon but then inhales the air in the balloon so he can float in the sky.
Leni Loud: *uses a megaphone* Attention, citizens! There's a crawling monster that's going to eat you!
Fish #1, Human #1, Gerbil, Lynn Loud Sr., TV Fish, Fish #2 and Human #2: A monster?! *screams and runs away*
Screen cuts to SpongeBob waving his arms and horrifyingly pointing at Wormy the spider crawling by. Everybody runs off, and in the commotion, a lamppost gets knocked over and the whole city is set on fire.
Johnny Elaine: Attention, attention! This just in!
A TV shows a real Tarantula.
Johnny Elaine: A giant monster is attacking the city.
A man watching the announcement swallows his eyes and has them appear in his mouth when he screams and runs through the wall.
Lincoln Loud: We did it, guys! We saved the city!
In the background, a meteor flies down and destroys a building.
Lincoln Loud: Just think what might of happened if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
Leni Loud: About the what?
Just then, Wormythe spider crawls by. SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, his sisters expect Lori who is eaten by Wormy the spider and everyone else run away from Wormy, but Wormy the spider always finds them no matter where they go. Eventually, the crowd stops at a traffic light to allow another crowd through. The first crowd passes as well, and soon enough, Wormy the spider stops at the light, too. The crowd runs inside of a building, and Wormy the spider enters as well. In the struggle to get out, all of the citizens are ejected through the chimney. Cut to the crowd running. As Yellow screams, his mouth engulfs the camera. The city's welcome sign snaps in half, and a "Beware" poster drifts through the wind. Then, a bus drops off Sandy.
Sandy Cheeks: *sees the destroyed town* Shoot! Looks like a twister hit this place. Where is everybody?
Wormy the spider crawls by.
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, hey there, Wormy. *puts him in a jar* You weren't supposed to change till I got back. That oughta hold ya, little guy.
All: *runs up to Sandy*
Lincoln also gives Sandy a hug.
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, Lincoln.
Lana Loud: Sandy caught the monster!
All: *cheers and picks up Lincoln and Sandy and bring them into town*
Sandy Cheeks: I didn't know I'd be missed so much. Golly, maybe I should go out of town more often.
All: *cheers*
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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