Episode 3214

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	COLD OPEN 	In the vastness of outer space, three aliens from the planet Mayonnaise (and their dog) travel in the Starship Helpless towards Sesame Street on the planet Earth, where they hope to find the answer to their big question.
 	SCENE 1 	The aliens are beamed to the playground in the park, where their captain mistakes Big Bird for a tree. The captain explains that on the Planet Mayonnaise, they feel tired and hungry every morning until lunch, their first meal of the day. The captain reveals his very important question to Big Bird on a large scroll: "Why?" Tarah concludes that it's because they don't eat breakfast... a meal they have never heard of before!
 	SCENE 1cont'd 	The Mayonnaisians leave with their answer, then quickly come back in a panic with another question: what does one eat for breakfast?
 	Animation 	Airplanes carve the capital and lowercase S.
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Carol Channing sings a spoof of "Hello, Dolly!" with Sammy the Snake, praising his ability to look and sound like an S.
 	Cartoon 	S - Snake: A snake charmer irritates the snake.
 	Song 	"There's a Lot of Different Ways to Get to School" (sung by Jerry Nelson)
 	Animation 	Counting 1-10 and 10-0 in Spanish (Maria voice-over)
 	SCENE 2 	The hungry Mayonnaisians visit Hooper's Store, where Gina introduces them to toast (though they are frightened at first by the toaster), orange juice, sliced bananas, muffins, cereal, eggs, and milk. She offers them to try it, and the captain instructs his crew to accept the meal with dignity before they all begin to wildly shovel everything into their gullets.
 	SCENE 2cont'd 	The captain declares that from now on they will eat breakfast every morning on their planet, but the first mate informs him that they don't have any breakfast to go home to (no eggs, bananas, milk, etc.). They all begin to panic again when Gina figures they'll need a cow, a chicken, some corn, grass, and an orange tree. She and Big Bird offer to look for these supplies, suggesting that the Mayonnaisians stay to clean up their mess.
 	Animation 	The word EGGS is shown, followed by eggs frying in a skillet.
 	Film 	A girl goes to school somewhere in Africa. We see the girl getting ready to go to school, as she washes herself and brushes her teeth, puts on her clothes, brushes her hair, and takes her lunch, all with some help from her mother. We see her walking past her neighbors and watching her classmates play outside as she arrives at school. The bell rings, and the girl enters the school, where the teacher is passing out chalk to her students. We see the teacher teaching the students the English words: "a boy," "a girl," "a man," "a woman," which she has written on the board, along with a drawing for each word. The students repeat the words, then write them down on their individual chalkboards as the girl remarks, "We are learning to read and write." The students then jump up and down, as the teacher looks on, smiling. Next, we see the students jumping outside excitedly, now that school has finished.
 	Muppets 	Monty sings "Watermelons and Cheese," the improper way to answer the phone.
 	Cartoon 	Figures dance around a telephone as it rings.Artist: Keith Haring
 	Muppets 	Little Jerry and the Monotones sing "Telephone Rock."
 	Film 	Joe Raposo: Road Runner (instrumental)
 	Cartoon 	A detective decides to exercise on a slow day, as a crook attempts to get rid of him.
 	Muppets 	Baby Tooth and the Fuzzy Funk - "Feel the Beat"Part 1
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Oscar tells Tito Puente to scram, but he, the other Grouches, and the Grouchketeers are unable to resist dancing when Tito and his band play "Ran-Kan-Kan."
 	Muppets 	Baby Tooth and the Fuzzy Funk - "Feel the Beat"Part 2
 	Cartoon 	Lillian, the big sister.
 	Animation 	Computer E / e
 	Animation 	Planting Letters: E
 	Animation 	E / e (elephant / jazzy trumpet)
 	Muppets 	Waiter Grover has a new method of remembering orders: He makes up a poem to remember what is ordered and who ordered it. Mr. Johnson orders a cheeseburger with a pickle and French fries, which Grover interprets as "Round and tasty on a bun, pickles, French fries, yum, yum, yum!" However, he brings Mr. Johnson a grapefruit on a bun.
 	Film 	A girl narrates a segment about her friend, Billy, who swims with dolphins.
 	SCENE 3 	Gina and Tarah visit their chicken friend Penny (Joey Mazzarino) in the park, and use a song to try to convince her to go to the Planet Mayonnaise and be "The First Chicken in Space."
 	Cartoon 	"The Room Is Full of Chickens"
 	Muppets 	Baby Tooth and the Fuzzy Funk - "Feel the Beat"Part 3
 	Animation 	Clown Honking #10
 	Animation 	Space frogs count to 10.
 	Cartoon 	The Bellhop must take ten terriers for a walk.
center 	Muppets 	(new music added)
 	Animation 	Amelia likes to pretend she can fly.
 	Muppets 	Baby Tooth and the Fuzzy Funk - "Feel the Beat"Part 4
 	SCENE 4 	Gina introduces the Mayonnaisians to a cow (Jim Martin), explaining that the cow will need to eat grass in order to give milk. She adds that chickens need to eat corn in order to lay eggs; as the cow puts it, "If you want your breakfast, you've got to grow ours!" Gina then shows how oranges have juice in them, which the aliens didn't know about before - they normally use oranges to play ball. A curious Gina wonders how such clueless beings had built their spaceship in the first place. The captain points to their dog and remarks, "He did it!"
 	Animation 	A poem about oranges.
 	Film / Animation 	Two Navajo kids narrate an animated sequence based on their drawings of their home and lifestyle.
 	Film 	Puzzle pieces make a video of a bear.
 	Muppets 	Ronnie Trash sings about the importance of throwing litter in a can - "It's Yours and Mine."
 	Cartoon 	Esme's wooden clown breaks, and she is about to throw it away, when it suggests she use glue to fix it.Artist: Lisa Crafts
 	Film 	A little girl narrates a film about how cans can be recycled. She washes them and collects them in a wagon, which she takes to the recycling center. There it is sorted and separated with a magnet. After it's loaded onto trucks, it is taken to a factory to be melted and shaped into new cans like the ones seen in her fridge at home.
 	SCENE 5 	The Mayonnaisians say farewell to Big Bird, Gina, and Tarah before they and their breakfast supplies are beamed up by Scotty. Tarah announces the sponsors, and the captain (having briefly been forgotten) is beamed up along with them.
==Notes==
*In the original script, Mr. Handford was present throughout rather than Gina. Telly Monster and Rosita would also be involved, with the pair getting to sing "The First Chicken in Space" instead of Gina as well.Tony Geiss Papers at the Beinecke Rare Book & Manuscript Library, Yale University
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Category:Space
Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 25