Bottles the Mole

Bottles the Mole is a rare mole who can't see without glasses, squints, munches on roots and for a mole has a really good family. He gets bullied by Kazooie (she calls him a goggle boy LOL!) but thinks Banjo is a really good bear and even let him in his house and snoop in his and his wife's room for honeycomb and blue eggs that he forgot to put away. British logic. 
Bottles began his life as a mole up the Spiral Mountain in the legendary 1998 shame Banjo with a Kazooie. After stupid Tooty got bearnapped he helped Banjo and Kazooie help get her back as she was about to turn Gruntilda the Witch into Hot Grunty who moans when she talks. That's hot, right?
Sadly Bottles got killed in Banjo with a Tooie after a bolt of lightning struck him, but after Banjo and Kazooie killed Klungo because of UnAnything Logic Bottles came BACK! Do NOT question the logic! It just happens.
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