Ghetsin 4 Paradox

Once, the Factoid Wench entered an identity crisis when she found herself unable to procure a fact (she was looking for the information on the rumored but never seen planet, Ghetsin 4). No Factoids existed on the matter, which she was deeply upset by. If no Factoids existed either in confirmation or denial of Ghetsin 4, that meant that the Grand Ganymede Factoid Burrow had failed in its mission and was therefore useless.
The Factoid Wench, in her agony, began grieving this nonexistence conundrum, and procured a vial of Ghetsinian Fur Golem blood, with a wretched Hag scheme formulating.
=== Cosmic Horrors Visit ===
In search of truths, she performed an ancient Pangean Ritual in an attempt to summon Akatosh, hoping to converse with the time lord about her predicament. Unfortunately, due to a misinput, she summoned the Cosmograph Pintelluce, a Horrid Cosmic beast from an alternate Universe. 
The Beast began to nibble on Ganymede. Realizing her mistake, the Factoid Wench jumped into the maw of the beast, screaming, and activated a detonation spell, killing them both. The Factoid Burrow was then left unguarded, and was later blown to smithereens and erased from history by the Waifurian Empire.