Death - The Best Way to Kill a Half an Hour

Are you bored? Want to kill a half an hour? We can help with that! We got a pirate who took the wrong drink, a TV host who takes the fall for his contestants, a real life prince charming, a drunk man who looks for ghosts, a technology thief who gets blown away, a shopper who gets canceled, and a law maker who loved his gifts until they killed him.
AIRED ON: JANUARY 14, 2018
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
6895 	Shang-Died (a.k.a Pirated) 	July 24, 1867 	Dublin, Ireland 	A pirate goes to a bar. He killed The bartender's father years ago. As a revenge, the bartender poisons the pirate by putting carbohydrate in his whiskey.
4598 	Exercise (a.k.a Balls to the Wall) 	June 3, 2003 	Hollywood, CA 	A man runs an exercise show on a roof. Tired of the overweight contestants, he shows them how to work with a large exercise ball. When a fat man tries, the ball pops. Flying towards him, the ball knocks the instructor off the building and he falls to his death.
3889 	Over Heist (a.k.a Rocked Out) 	September 1, 1670	England 	A man tries to climb a tower to secretly see his wife whose father won't let him see. While he's climbing it, the rope breaks and he falls to his death.
5780 	A Ghastly Problem (a.k.a BOO! Your Dead) 	March 10, 2005 	Pittsburgh, PA 	
A drunk ghost hunter enters a haunted house. His friend tries to scare him out. He scares his friend who dies from a heart attack. Being scared, he runs but slams into a wall, hitting him by the wall that causes the armor to fall on him.
6995 	Winded (a.k.a Your Biggest Fan) 	April 9, 2001 	Houston, TX 	A robber tries to break into a NASA area. However, he enters a room with a giant fan. The fan's wind pushes him against a wall at 50 MPH and he splatters on impact.
3856 	Shop Till You Drop (a.k.a Black Out Friday)	November 24, 2009	Hyattsville, MD 	A shopper pushes people aside on black Friday to get in before anyone else. While exiting the store, she trips and is trampled to death by hundreds of people.
1417 	Rude-off of F***-lda (aka Rudolf of Fulda) 	March 8, 865 	there's no locations	Rudolf of Fulda, Only the date of his death is known from a reference made to "the late monk of Fulda" in a passage from the Annals of Fulda dated 865.
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