Bowel Problems

Bowel Problems is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which is longest?
===Choices===
1. the average small intestine
2. the average large intestine
3. two meters
4. half a biblical rod
===Choice Quotes===
1. "It's the small intestine."
2. "No, the large intestine is a short, fat one."
3. sound clip
4. "Wrong, fornicator. That's only eight and a quarter feet."
===Answer Quote===
"At an average of 21 feet, it's a good thing it's curled up." [sproing]
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