The Book of Holiday Hilarity

This is a sequel to the best seller, "The Book Of Holiday Humor;" it contains more parody poems and wacky tales. 
== Intro ==
If you think that the word "holiday" is just for Brits' vacations and the 25th of December, also known as Christmas, think again! Christmas isn't the only holiday in the world; there's also New Year's Day, Australia Day, Valentine's Day, Easter, Canada Day and everything else in between! In honor of the best seller, "The Book Of Holiday Humor," we've got MORE parody poems to sing and MORE wacky tales to read and hear, courtesy of the free CD included with the purchase of this special book!
== Chapter 1: Parody Poems ==
These are poems that you sing to the tune of a specific melody.
=== Aunty Got Run Over By A Caribou ===
(sung to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer")
* Aunty got run over by a caribou;
* She was jogging 'round the town one day.
* You may say that Mrs. Claus may not exist,
* But as for me and Uncle, we're all okay!
=== Hail to Holiday Hilarity! ===
(sung to "Angels From The Realms of Glory")
* Hail to holiday hilarity!
* It's not just for Christmastime;
* We make you laugh with festive songs,
* 'Cause they're not just for Yuletide!
* Celebrations are hilarious when you parody like this!
=== Festive Comedy Rocks! ===
(sung to "Jingle Bell Rock")
* Holiday comedy totally rocks!
* Family meals are way funnier,
* But only if you add a special kind of magic...
* Called "holiday hah-larity!"
* Holiday comedy totally rocks!
* Family road trips lighten up hearts,
* But only if you add parody rhymes...
* For holly-jolly times!
== Chapter 2: Wacky Tales of Holiday Fun ==
These short stories are hilariously festive! Listen to them on the CD (audiobook style) or read them aloud from this book's pages just like a kids' audio theatre narrator.
=== The Mystery of the Light-Up Whoopie Toot Button ===
It was Hanukkah evening and Billi opened her first gift: a battery-powered, compact fart machine called "The Light-Up Whoopie Toot Button!" When you pushed its button, it would light up red, yellow and white while tooting and then delivering a goofy line; for example, there'd be a squeaky fart followed by the button asking, "Is there a mouse in the room, or what?" TBC
More TBA!