The World’s Only Eggman Fan (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

Hedgehost: "Hello! My name is Hedgehost! And I am the host of the Annual Kids' Scavenger Hunt contest, which happens today! Our latest challenge is..."
Drum Roll
Hedgehost: "Find an Eggman admirer! If you land a spot among the top 5, you shall receive 1,000,000 $. You have only 48 hours to accomplish this task, so get going! If you find one and aren't in the top 5, you'll still get 500,000. But beware, you'll lose half of the prize money if you fail!"
All kids scream and run back and forth or in circles
Speedy: "What do I do, what do I do?"
At a home where everyone was watching TV...
Speedy’s Dad: “I’ve gotta not touch him if he succeeds! Eggman fans are dirty!”
Speedy’s Mom: “Alcohol your hands to be safe from his dirtiness!”
Speedy’s Dad: *pours beer on his hands*
Speedy’s Mom: “No, alcohol as in hand cleaning.”
Speedy’s Mom: *gives her husband an alcohol hand sanitizer*
Speedy: *runs home* "Mom? Dad? Do you like-"
Both Parents: "No!"
Speedy: "OK! I've gotta go find someone who does!" *runs around the city looking for Eggman fans that are Mobian* "Do you like Eggman?"
Unnamed Female Cat Kid: "No."
Speedy: *runs away and finds someone* "Do you like Eggman?"
Unnamed Male Fox Kid: "Absolutely not."
Speedy: *runs away and finds someone* "Do you like Eggman?"
Unnamed Female Hedgehog Kid: "Not in any sense of the word."
Speedy: *runs away and finds someone* "Do you like Eggman?"
Curd: "No."
Cream: "Definitely no! Please go away from my daughter!"
Ricotta: "Are you kidding? I do!"
Cream: *stares at Ricotta*
Ricotta: "I was talking about this guy!" *shows an egg* "If you're talking about Dr. Robotnik, definitely no!"
Speedy: "Oh, I should call him Robotnik next time." *runs to the hospital* "Do you like Robotnik?"
Unnamed Female Dog Doctor: "Be patient. my patient. There's a high chance that I will diagnose you with psychopathy."
Speedy: "I can explain! I am the guy who was given the 1,000,000 dollar challenge in the Annual Kids Scavenger Hunt!"
Unnamed Female Dog Doctor: "Oh, that explains it all. You're part of that popular TV series! You must be named Speedy!"
Speedy: "What's your name?"
Unnamed Female Dog Doctor: "My name is..." *nebulizer sounds censor* "but everyone calls me Dogtor!"
Speedy: "OK! Nice to meet you Dogtor! I've gotta go!" *runs away*
Dogtor: "I wonder why he went to a hospital. He's really determined!"
Speedy: "Do you like Robotnik?"
Sonic: "You asking me?"
Speedy: "S-Sonic? I-I-I didn't expect to run into you."
Sonic: "Feeling's mutual, buddy."
Speedy: "I asked you this question because I want to find a real Mobian who likes Eggman and wasn’t put in jail, prison, or an asylum! I have to or I'll lose a lot of money! That's the rule of the Annual Kids Scavenger Hunt!”
Sonic: "Hoooooooold on there, little buddy! So you've decided to partake on that scam of a contest?"
Speedy: "It's no scam! Mom and Dad watch this show a lot, and as a result, they know that whoever doesn’t find the thing they have to find in 2 days will lose 50 thousand dollars!"
Sonic: "Sucks to be you then..."
Speedy: "Wait a minute, if Swift hates his little sister Mia so much, does that mean there must be something Mia likes that Swift tells her not to like?"
Sonic: "I knew even better than that when I raised my children. The point is that all Swift and Ava have been doing is teaching Mia some common sense. Your parents should, too!"
Speedy: "Does Mia like Eggman?"
Sonic: "Her classmates are encouraging her to!"
Speedy: "Wow! A bazillion of them? That's extra credit! Enough to satisfy my contestants needs for money and to save them from losing any."
Sonic: "Listen here, pal! You better convince your parents to drop out of that stupid contest before they begin to suffer economical consequences as a result of it."
Speedy: "That ain't allowed."
Sonic: "Just rip the contract, and get out of there."
Speedy: "Ricotta may be one of her classmates! Oh wait, but he said he doesn't like the ROBOTNIK Eggman. Only his toy. Maybe Ivy is stupid enough to like Eggman! Maybe Bomber is so interested in his robots that he likes Eggman!"
Bomber: *walks out of the building next to the street where Sonic and Speedy were talking* "What are you doing Speedy?"
Speedy: "Are you the one who likes Eggman, Bomber? Also how did you see me?"
Bomber: "I saw you through the window. Also I hate to say this in front of the world famous hedgehog Sonic, but yes, I like his arch nemesis. Just take me to the asylum already! This is a secret I never shared with anybody!"
Speedy: "No. Instead, I'll bring you to the Annual Kids Scavenger Hunt."
Bomber: "Why?"
Speedy: "Eggman fans like you should be brought to Hedgehost for a million dollars!"
Sonic: *crosses his arms* "Oh, you two suck..."
Bomber: "Escape until his wrath gets us!"
Sonic: "Tch."
Bomber: "I know how to pilot a heli."
The two get in the heli
Speedy: *runs to Hedgehost bringing Bomber*
Sonic: "I've fought your idol for over three decades now! But whomever's wrath you're referring to, that's nothing this blue hedgehog can't stop!"
Bomber: "Bye, Sonic! We're off!"
Speedy: "We're making it!"
Annual Kids Scavenger Hunt Contest Area
Speedy: "Bomber is the Eggman fan, Hedgehost!"
Lucy: "I've not just brought Cousin Kate the leader of the Moonshine Merrymakers and Cousin Simon the leader of the Sunshine Sports, but I've got their teammates!"
Speedy: "How did you-"
Each kid just captures each of the Moonshine Merrymakers and Sunshine Sports and brings them to Hedgehost
Speedy: "Who are those?"
Hedgehost: "Perfect! Nobody lost! But Lucy is number 1, so she gets a million and 5 dollars due to getting a leader of an Eggman fan club. Lulu is 2nd place, but she still earns the same amount of money as Lucy. Speedy is 3rd place, earning him a million dollars! I don't know who's fourth and fifth, so you all get 750,000!"
Everyone cheers
Speedy: "This is the best day of my life!"
Lucy: "Mine too! But dang it, if I had them all, I would've gotten the big win!"
Speedy: "This is enough for me to buy the twin tower I wanted! Also kids, you can all stay, but I'm not paying for that. You have enough money already. Let's use that 500,000 to purchase that amazing twin tower connected by a mall!"
The big celebration went on, as Sonic watched on his TV.
Sonic: *slowly and sarcastically clapping while looking at the camera and shaking his head*
== Credits ==
Thanks to all it takes is a little push#0112 for the script and the next ones.
Category:Sub-pages