Parody:HowTo Drive a TRAIN

This is a parody, don't take it seriously
There was the easiest way to drive a train, step 1, pull the leaver out, step 69, drive a train in the mocking way. Whenever the railfan saw a train moves faster like the NBC transit seventh avenue lines.
People who were communists and drive trains very very very very very very very very very fast. The fastest train in Soviet Union is the NR N700 Series used in Toukaido Shinkudasai Trains.YAMETE KUDASAI-Anime girlI
== Instructions you idiot ==
* 1, Start the train with the key hidden
* 2, Destroy and start the train
* 3. Pull 2 levers
* 4. Like Marunouchi Line, just say SHUT UP to absurd stupid drivers
* 69, START DRIVING THE TRAIN YOU SHIT. 
== Controversies ==
=== Rokyu 89213878273987273 series train Derailment ===
On 2783978218973872193789 bce, trains has been derailed for 888 times because according to the ARR Tagesschau29. The train was involved the Kuukou Main Line in the city of Rukuoka. 
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