Choir Boys but Good

Choir Boys but Good is a SpongeBob Fanon episode from Season 286. In this episode, a better version of Choir Boys is shown.
== Transcript ==
Squidward: [In the shower] Choir practise today. I hope they like my singing. Ahem. [Starts singing beautifully] Needs work. [Steps out the shower] Patrick's at a family reunion today. I wonder if he'll actually recognise his parents this time. [Puts on his robe and scarf] I hope that monster Sam isn't there. [Walks down the stairs and out the door] Now I only have SpongeBob to deal with.
SpongeBob: Hi Squidwart! Wanna hear my new song?
Squidward: My deepest apologies, SpongeBob, but I unfortunately will be unable to do so, as I am scheduled to practise for the Bikini Bottom Men's Choir, and I am already late. I shall gladly hear your song after choir practise is over, however. I'm sure it shall be magnificent.
SpongeBob: No. NOW.
Squidward: I said no, SpongeBob. Please accept that as an answer.
SpongeBob: Pleeeeeeaaaaaase?
Random Fish: [Pops up out of nowhere] Hey! You! [Points at SpongeBob] Take no for an answer! [Beats up SpongeBob]
Squidward: [Rides off on his bike]
Patrick Jr: Hey, Squidwart! Wanna hear my song?
Squidward: My deepest a-
Patrick Jr: You do? Great! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! 69 is a...
Squidward: I said NO! Besides, why aren't you at the family reunion with Patrick?
Patrick Jr: I have other important things to do. Like selling my fake lottery tickets, enjoying life without Patrick, picking my nose...
Squidward: I'm gonna have to go now. I'm late for choir practise. [Cycles off]
[Bubble transition to Choir practise]
Incidental 70: Hello, uh... [Looks at list] Mr. Tacticals.
Squidward: That's Tentacles!
Incidental 70: Sorry Mr. Tinyballs
Squidward: Grr...
Incidental 70: Anyway, can I hear your singing?
Squidward: Sure! [Sings beautifally]
Incidental 70: It's... it's beautiful... You can be our lead soloist!
Squidward: Yay!
Incidental 70: Anyway, let's start practise
[The choir starts singing. Squidward continues his beautiful singing]
Milo J. Fingerfish: [Walks in] Hi! I'm Milo J. Fingerfish from Bigshot Records and I represent Ned and the Needlefish. I'd be thrilled if you'd join my band.
Squidward: Yeah!
[Bubble transition to concert]
Squidward: Wow! My first concert!
Ned: Yup! By the way, Squidward, welcome to the band. 
Squidward: Thanks! You guys are way better than Fred and the Freedlefish. Their music sucks compared to yours. What the hell kind of a name is Fred and the Freedlefish anyway? I mean, what on Earth is a freedlefish?
Needlefish #1: Yeah, those guys stink.
[Ned and the Needlefish start playing]
SpongeBob: [Bandaged up] Why'd that random fish have to beat me up? I'll sing Squidward my song after this concert.
Patrick Jr: Yaay! Go Squidwart! I'm glad I'm here instead of that dumb family reunion!
Squidward: [Singing his song] All my life I have been stuck in a dead-end job! The little enjoyment left in my life my dumb neighbors went and robbed! 
I've always sucked at painting portraits and at clarinet! I've been miserable til the fateful day when an offer I did get!
Now I'm famous, I'm famous, I'm in a band and on tour! I don't need to worry about my troubles anymore! I'm famous! I'm famous! This band has become a hit! Now I no longer have to deal with anymore [Dolphin chirp]!
[Leaps in the air, as the episode ends]
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