Catch 'Em if You Can/Quotes

:Bart: Welcome to lecture number 8 on the water balloon. Yesterday, I asked everyone to think of other liquids you could fill a balloon with.
:Milhouse: Water?
:(Nelson punches him in the gut)
:Bart: Thank you, Nelson. Anyone else?
:Kearney: Hot sauce?
:Bart: Kearney, that could blind someone. You get an "A".
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:Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
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:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [searching on his computer] Oh, I'm sorry, sir. The computer says the movie Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist.
:Homer: I say you don't exist!
:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [seaches his computer again] No, I'm right here under "staff".
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:Stewardess: [to Homer] Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
:Homer: Can I have both?
:Stewardess: Of course, sir.
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:Marge: Your father and I are trying to lose ourselves in this romantic fantasy.
:Homer: Yeah! We're trying to create a mood here, so shut the hell up!
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:U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
:Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
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:Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.
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:Homer: [to Bart & Lisa] Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
:Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
:Homer: I'll right side you!
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:Homer: (to Marge) We're alone now.
:Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
:Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart and grunting)
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:Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
:Man: The hell you are! (loads shotgun)
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:Lisa: At least I was planned!
:Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!
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:Bart: So, Mom and Dad are going to Atlantic City, but their luggage isn't. (laughs) And Homer's getting a no-fat meal.
:(cut to the plane)
:Homer: NOOOO!!!
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:Bart: Great! [To Lisa] What do you wanna play?
:Lisa: How about... "the floor is made of lava"!
:[Bart and Lisa jump around the room without touching the floor]
:Homer: All I wanted was a second honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
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:Homer: Marge, I guess we'll just have to make love in Heaven. I bet it always works up there!
:Marge: Shut up and kiss me, you doomed hunk!
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