Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle	Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
 	
Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle	Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Type 	Unfriendliest rogue consommé
Height 	100 meters
Weight 	120 fluid tons
Attacks 	Kickin' noodle stance, chicken bone choke, steam roller, Five fingered Chowder Fist
Allies 	None
Enemies 	All humans, All Kaiju, Everyone
First appearance 	Rumble in the Alley, June 1997
Created by 	Y2K Bug
Portrayed by: 	
MSG Count: 40%.
Tag Line: Mmm Mmm Bad!
In Y2K crisis, maximum production levels forcing Cantonese worker at having special bowl of chicken soup cooking on stove. Because not fresh, acquired many special strengths plus also preservative can. Big cleaver action gives the scary function, chases the weaker fiend. Roundish can can slippery the attacking monster, makes fighting always the exciter. Also with product repackage makes identity invisible but always unfriendly inside.
==What's Soup's Secrete Recipe?==
Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (AKA Soup) was once Jet Ng, a soup factory worker from Canton, China. Living a simple life, the industrious Ng toiled 12-hour days at the Kung-Fu Canned Foods factory. During the Y2K doomsday scare, the demand for canned goods skyrocketed and the workers of Kung-Fu Canned Foods were forced to stir liquid food for weeks on end. The overwhelming workload sank the middle-aged factory employee into a deep depression and he attempted suicide by jumping into a Super Sized™ canning machine (Model #10661492). Yet, the desperate Jet Ng did not die. Instead he was transformed into the seemingly indestructible 120-ton can of soup now known as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle.
Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is 100 parts Kung-Fu fighting mystery, three parts consumer food product, and 2 parts real chicken parts. Although dented and damaged by many re-heated Battels, Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle continues to hold his own in Cantonese street fighting and live monster wrestling. His high MSG content notwithstanding, he continues to preserve his place in the Japanese-type Hell's Kitchen known as Kaiju Big Battel. His strength is attributed to his awesome aluminum plated armor, artificial preservatives, and a specialized meat clever - a utensil which has been rumored to lop off a clam-scented monster leg with a single whack.
Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle has become a modern-day martyr in the minds of Kaiju fans, a kind of icon for today's laborers. Sociologists agree that Kaiju Big Battel's bourgeoisie fans subconsciously empathize with Soup's plight and celebrate his ability to release his working man's aggression through his art. Some even call him the Asian man's Bruce Springsteen.
Despite his popularity it should be noted that Soup is a killer at heart. His list of victims includes some of Kaiju's greatest Heroes and villains alike including the late Club Sandwich and Midori No Kaiju. While the fans may love Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, the killer himself shares no love with any humans or monsters and Soup considers himself to be without allies in the Big Battel.
==Deadliest Soup in Existence==
So far KFCN has killed the most Kaiju in Big Battel.
*Midori no Kaiju - Cut down to size with his Cleaver
*Club Sandwich - Turned into a well balanced meal with his Cleaver
==External links==
Category:Kaiju Big Battel current roster