Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game/Quotes

==Homer Simpson==
===Through the level===
*You got to admit the Japanese make a heck of a DVD player.
*I think I could retire here.
*Sushi!
*(In the Lava World) Aren't those lava things supposed to be the last level?
*(In the Lava World) I didn't know Japan had a lava-y part.
*The candy in my pocket is melting!
*I'm tired and hungry and I'm in Japan!
*(Enter the Ice World) Awww, I forgot to bring a sweater.
*(In the Ice World) If I were more drunk, I wouldn't be so cold.
*(In the Ice World) I wish we had time to build snow angels.
*(In the Ice World) Ooh, in this cold, my nipples are like rocks!
*(In the Ice World) I can't feel my toes. Good riddance.
*(Enter the Sky-ship) Ohhh, I don't know whether to be air-sick or seasick!
===Attacking enemies - Dirt Sumos===
*Couldn't you stick to selling comic books?
*Teach that lard **s a lesson!
*Dude, you need a shower!
*I will destroy you, dirty guy!
*I win because I fight dirty! Right?
*I killed the world's fattest dirty guy!
*So long, Comic Book Sumo!
*When it comes to obese and obese violence, I'm number one!
*You're finished! Now go take a shower!
*Dirt warriors wanted to fight! Ah!
*(When Lisa attacks Dirt Sumos) Let's go, Lisa, let's go!
*(When Lisa attacks Dirt Sumos) Hey everyone look! That's my daughter! Aww, no one's looking.
*(When Lisa attacks Dirt Sumos) Let's give him that sumo that butt-kicking I've taught you.
*(When Lisa attacks Dirt Sumos) Yeah, Lisa! Smash him like Godzilla on Tokyo!
===Attacking enemies - Fire Sumos===
*Your breath smells like pumice!
*Ew, put some clothes on!
*Teach that lard **s a lesson!
*You can't spell Flame without LAME!
*What's this weird loser have against us?
*You couldn't even light a charcoal briquette, neither can I.
*Keep attacking: you need the exercise!
*You fire guys are easy! 
*You're not so tough!
*I really thought you would be harder.
*You're extinguished, fire dude!
*You're all sizzle and no steak! Mmmm... steak...
*(When Lisa attacks Fire Sumos) Let's go, Lisa, let's go!
*(When Lisa attacks Fire Sumos) Hey everyone look! That's my daughter! Ah, no one's looking.
*(When Lisa attacks Fire Sumos) Let's give him that sumo that butt-kicking I've taught you.
*(When Lisa attacks Fire Sumos) Yeah, Lisa! Smash him like Godzilla on Tokyo!
===Attacking enemies - Ice Sumos===
*Frosty the Snowman kisses your mother!
*Hey! It's the icy-type one of these guys!
*Come on Ice sumo, you're embarrassing yourself!
*You're a tub of lard and that's coming from me!
*I'm cold and you're ugly, but tomorrow I'll be warm!
*There's nothing angrier than a half-frozen fatso.
*Hey ice! You've been melted! Heh heh!
*I've done so much fighting, I didn't even have a chance to sightsee!
*Ice belongs at the bottom of the urinal!
*Won't you snow-themed Comic Book Guys ever learn?
*Get up! Get up! I wanna beat you again! Get oh... He's not getting up.
*If I licked you, my tongue would stick.
===Attacking enemies - Sky Sumos===
*Bring it, skyhole.
*Sky Sumo! Come out and play!
*Is the rain your pee? Let's fight!
*I'm gonna shove clouds down your throat!
*I'm going to swab this deck with your butt!
*Get down and steer it, loser!
*Roll! Crawl away and lick your wounds.
*I'm the skipper of this sky boat!
=== Attacking enemies - Sparklemon ===
* I choose Punch Attack!
*Punch attack, activate!
*I've got the power! Punching-style!
* Splat attack, go!
*Gummi force go!
*Gummi splat!
* I summoning, Wonderful Magical Animal!!!!
==Lisa Simpson==
===Through the level===
*This level is so educational.
*Ooh! I always wanted to be a sto-away!
*I've been taken back to the era of the floating world!
*Ooh, I wonder what period this boating's from. Edo? Nara? Yayoi?
*I'll come back here when I join the Peace Corps!
*(Enter the Lava World) I'm sensing some volcanic activity here, dad. Seeing it, I mean.
*(In the Lava World) What's the difference between lava and magma again?
*(In the Lava World) Dad, don't try to grill anything over this lava.
*(In the Lava World) Whew! This part is too hot for a wool dress!
*(Enter the Ice World) How can a cold place be so near a hot place?
*Boy, I could go for a juicy hot daikon radish right now.
*(In the Sky World) Dad, They turning off the engines! We'll crash!
===Attacking enemies - Dirt Sumos===
*You Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle, you stink!
*(When Homer attacks Dirt Sumos) When you fight a sumo, don't step out of the ring or smell his thongs!
*(When Homer attacks Dirt Sumos) Take him to the mat!
*(When Homer attacks Dirt Sumos) Sweep the leg, dad! Sweep the leg!
*(When Homer attacks Dirt Sumos) You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tageta"?
*You're a culture vampire!
*Ugh! That guy needs a week in a bath house!
*I'll come back here some day when I join the Peace Corp!
*I wonder what prefecture we're in. Aichi, I hope!
*Your bulk is a waste of resources!
*You're dirtier than dad's underwear!
*They're looking for trouble!
*Come and get me, morbid!
===Attacking enemies - Fire Sumos===
*You couldn't even singe a newspaper!
*You couldn't flame a blog post!
*(When Homer attacks Fire Sumos) When you fight a sumo, don't step out of the ring or smell his thongs!
*Take it to the burn ward, fire sumo!
*You're hosed, fire!
*Whew! I could go for a cool glass of lemonade.
*Hey fire sumos, I hear the dirt sumos think your lame.
*It's take your daughter to butt-kicking day!
*C'mon, is that the best you've got. I'm disappointed!
*You should eat less and practice more!
*I hear the dirt sumos think you're lame!
===Attacking enemies - Ice Sumos===
*Must be chilly without a shirt on!
*You have bigger boobs than my mom!
*I heard the Dirt Sumos think you're lame.
*Let's become friends, I'm sure we have some common interests. Taxonomy? Know huh?
*Oh no! Since this is cold, it's gonna hurt even worse!
*Go inside and grab some cocoa, loser!
*Why are you on the ground? Make a snowangel!
*Want me to call your big fat mommy?!
*Aww... Did a mean little girl hurt you?
*Aww... Big baby fall down go boom.
*Bring the blizzard, fatso!
===Attacking enemies - Sky Sumos===
*You're not a very nice host!
*(When Homer attacks Sky Sumos) When you fight a sumo, don't step out of the ring or smell his thongs!
*(When Homer attacks Sky Sumos) Take him to the mat!
*(When Homer attacks Sky Sumos) You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tageta"?
*If I were Mr. Dirt, I'd totally fire you!
*Off to Davy Jones' locker!
*Sayonara, Mr. Sumo!
*You should be demoted to Ice Sumo!
*I'm in your sky ship, killing your sumos!
*Can't we just enjoy the nice view?!
*Oh no, I think we just met our cruise directors!
*I'm killing all of you!
=== Attacking enemies - Sparklemon ===
* I choose Freeze Attack!
*My hands also has ice shards!
*Here comes a cold front!
* Linguo, fix his grammar but good!
== Mr. Sparkle ==
* [To Homer or Lisa] Greetings to traveler! Mr. Sparkle once free to horrow village girl and eat turnip the size of daikon! Mr. Dirt trap Mr. Sparkle inside stone statue! Defeat large men who guard Mr. Sparkle, Mr. Sparkle open gates, and aid your quest!
==Comic Book Guy==
===Dirt Sumo===
*I've never liked you Simpsons!
*Yes, you're about to be killed by a man in a diaper!
*I may be fat, but I can move!
*It's smushing time!
*I'm Fat Man and you're Nagasaki!
*Here comes a-trouble!
*Oh, what a dishonour!
*Ooh! Where am I? Oh, right.
*What have we here? Tourists?
*Sumo is the Shinto Art of loser-stomping!
*They call me Dirt Sumo because I fight dirty!
*I'm not afraid to hurt an old man and a little girl.
*I've played a lot of video games, you're going to lose.
*Well, if it isn't some North American scum?
*You knocked me out of my mawashi!
*Kon'nichiwa, adversaries!
*Oof! Oof I say!
*I have broken my tailbone!
===Fire Sumo===
*Every light must fade, every heart returns to darkness.
*Oh! what a pretty fire!
*We've got incoming!
*My flame! It's expiring!
*I burn like Cyndaquil!
*Prepare to eat Phlogiston!
*I have the power of Firestorm and the beauty of Starfire!
*Flame on!
*And such a waste of good fireworks, just to get rid of vermin like you!
*If you mess with a fire sumo, you get the burn.
*Only a flesh wound. That's a quote from Final Fantasy IX! Ha ha!
*I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!
*Beating you would be a singe!
*Burn, Simpsons, burn I say!
*Tetsuoooooo!!
*I'm just going to break for lunch.
*If you mess with Fire Sumo, you get burned!
*It is through death that a new spirit energy is born!
*Fire is a dish best served hot!
===Ice Sumo===
*You'll be the lion in winter. A 'lyin' on the ground.
*♪ Killing in a winter wonderland! ♫
*Here comes the abominable snow nerd!
*We're going to flame you! Oh wait, we're ice now. Sorry.
*Ice see them!
*The snow... so... so beautiful...
*Is it getting cold yet, Simpsons?
*There's "snow" business, like "ice sumo" business!
*Right in me snowballs!
*I can't get up! I can't get up!
*Ahhhh! Oh, I am undone!
*I'm going to ski-stroy you!
*I'll freezer burn you like a pack of chicken breasts!
*Welcome to Hoth and I am the Wampa!
*Ahh! My equilibrium!
*Now in the winter of your discontent!
===Sky Sumo===
*I will finish you quick! Because I am hungry.
*Owie, ow, ow!
*I'm fat and I attack!
*Look out! I'm attacking now!
*Here comes the pain!
*You bullies! The nerds will triumph some day!
*Ow! My coccyx!
*By Miyazaki, I will destroy you!
*Oh my goodness! This will be good!
*Hey! You! Get off of my cloud cruiser!
*I think I have sustained an injury.
*This fanciful ship isn't big enough for the two of us!
*It's Wednesday. I need to go buy comics.
*I think I landed on my health bar!
*I'll knocked you off this sky-ship!
==Milhouse==
*[To Lisa] Lisa, I'm looking at you! Is it weird?
*I liked it back here in the horizon!
*You're all going to pay!
*[To Lisa] Irrashaimase, Lisa. That Japanese for "Welcome". The "Lisa" means Lisa.
*I have a headache, and they don't have Tylenol in this level!
*[To Homer] No offence, Mr. Simpson, but I'm gonna destroy you. Sorry.
*Ohhh! why didn't they render my inhaler? (wheezes)
*Hurry up with this level! I have to go home and do homework!
*My Suit is riding up on me!
*Check it out! I'm huge!
== Jimbo ==
* [To Homer or Lisa] Hey lame-wads, follow me so I can totally stomp your butts!
*Scratch attack! Go!
*I summon... rat attack!
* Commenced scratch attack!
== Ralph ==
* [To Homer or Lisa] It's my turn to play! Yippee!
* I made ice poo!
*Ninja Turtle Roundhouse Attack!
== Sherri and Terri ==
* [To Lisa] Hey Lisa! I heard that my Mr. Dirt has a crush on likes you!
*Donkeys, kick!
*Donkeys, polute the air with butt smog!
Category:Quotes
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