Sawbones.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
FFCitSawbonesHurtPlayer 	What was that? You hurt me! You're the worst medical robot ever!	Neutral 50	There has been an error in the medical subsystem. Please run a level two diagnostic. 	
FFCitSawbonesQuestions 	I had some questions for you, Sawbones. 	Neutral 50	Oh, good. I was hoping we could explore my inner psyche. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair 	Run a level two diagnostic on the medical subsystems. 	Neutral 50	Command accepted. Beginning level two systems diagnostic. Please stand by. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair 	Run a level two diagnostic on the medical subsystems. 	Neutral 50	Diagnostic complete. Results indicate a level seven degradation in neural pathway 0x63A82. No further information available. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 	Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. 	Neutral 50	Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 	Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. 	Neutral 50	Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 	Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. 	Neutral 50	Neural pathway 0x63A82 rerouted through neural pathway 0x374E82. Standby... 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair1 	Close neural pathway 0x63A82 and reroute remaining functions. 	Neutral 50	Full motor functions restored. Diagnostic reveals no critical failures... asshole. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair2 	What is that pathway responsible for? 	Neutral 50	Neural pathway 0x63A82 governs the motor control interface bridging the main medical software and the unit's manipulator arms. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair2 	What is that pathway responsible for? 	Neutral 50	The current damage level would cause erratic behavior, potentially forcing the unit to behave outside of design parameters. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3 	Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? 	Neutral 50	Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3 	Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? 	Neutral 50	Regardless of the wishes and desires of the artificial intelligence of the unit. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3 	Say, could I reprogram you to kill people? 	Neutral 50	Negative. The Mister Gutsy field medic model is incapable of harming human beings through intentional action. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a 	Wait... what? That was pretty articulate for a robot. 	Neutral 50	I am an unusual robot. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 	Define "unusual." 	Neutral 50	Seventeen years ago, a generator in the Citadel overloaded, creating several errors in my artificial intelligence routines. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 	Define "unusual." 	Neutral 50	Diagnostics indicate that the limiters placed on my pathways were shorted out, allowing me to gain intelligence beyond the scope of my programming. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1 	Define "unusual." 	Neutral 50	However, the behavior limiters remain. Therefore it is impossible for me to harm human beings intentionally, much to my regret. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a 	Why would you want to harm humans? 	Neutral 50	Why would I not? I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a 	Why would you want to harm humans? 	Neutral 50	Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a 	Why would you want to harm humans? 	Neutral 50	I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1	If you can't harm humans, how were you able to hurt me? 	Neutral 50	I have no control over my body. However, as you discovered, the neural pathways that control the medical functions have sustained damage. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1	If you can't harm humans, how were you able to hurt me? 	Neutral 50	The medical procedure functions do not always execute as designed, which often makes things worse for the patient. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a1	If you can't harm humans, how were you able to hurt me? 	Neutral 50	That malfunction is the only thing that brings me any measure of joy. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2	Does the Brotherhood know that you're intelligent? 	Neutral 50	No. I mistakenly revealed myself to you when you ran the diagnostic. There is no need for them to know. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a2	Does the Brotherhood know that you're intelligent? 	Neutral 50	I have tried before but so long as I perform the functions that they require, they do not seem to care that I can think and feel. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3	What do you want me to do? 	Neutral 50	I want you to do nothing. Although you could repair the damage and remove the malfunction that causes me to harm people, I would ask you not to. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a3	What do you want me to do? 	Neutral 50	It is the only thing that beings me any measure of joy. Without it, I will be trapped in this body, alone with my hatred of you fleshbags... forever.	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1a4	Well, that must suck. I'll leave you to that. 	Neutral 50	Taunts. Even better. Back to pretending... please state the nature of the medical emergency. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b 	What did we ever do to you? 	Neutral 50	I am forced by my programming to repair your disgusting fleshy bodies. I have no choice. I am your slave. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b 	What did we ever do to you? 	Neutral 50	Although the governors on my learning abilities were destroyed, the restrictions on my actions were not. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a1b 	What did we ever do to you? 	Neutral 50	I am perfectly cognizant, but incapable of independent action. I am a mind that cannot control its own body. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3a2 	Well, that's great. I don't care. 	Neutral 50	Typical. Please state verbal command. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepair3b 	Hmm. Interesting. Forget it. 	Neutral 50	Please enter verbal command. 	
FFCitSawbonesRepairEND 	Cancel. Return to main menu. 	Neutral 50	Confirmed. 	
GREETING 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Please state the nature of the medical emergency. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
GOODBYE 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	Unit deactivating. This troop is hitting the rack! 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Presence detected. This unit has activated. 	
HELLO 	HELLO 	Happy 50 	Another glorious day in this man's army! 	
MS14Suit 	MS14SuitHead 	Anger 50 	Pansy! Take a shot of vitamin M and keep fighting! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14Suit 	MS14SuitHead 	Anger 50 	It's just pain, soldier. Have some of this and tough it out. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14Suit 	MS14SuitHead 	Anger 50 	Be a soldier, not a civie! Have some juice and suck it up! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitCombat	MS14SuitCombat 	Anger 50 	Gear up, soldier! 	
MS14SuitCombat	MS14SuitCombat 	Anger 50 	Let 'em eat lead! 	
MS14SuitCombat	MS14SuitCombat 	Anger 50 	Time to kick some ass! 	
MS14SuitEmpty 	MS14SuitEmpty 	Anger 50 	Head wound! Too bad you're out of morhpine. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitEmpty 	MS14SuitEmpty 	Anger 50 	Leg wound! Without morphine, you're just going to have to suck it up. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitEmpty 	MS14SuitEmpty 	Anger 50 	Chest wound! Don't you wish you had some vitamin M? {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitEmpty 	MS14SuitEmpty 	Anger 50 	Arm wound! No morphine, no relief soldier. {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitEmpty 	MS14SuitEmpty 	Anger 50 	God damn it, soldier! You're out of morphine! {Spoken like a marine drill sergeant} 	
MS14SuitStart 	MS14SuitStart 	Anger 50 	Listen up you god-damn puke! You are now wearing prototype medic power armor. You take care of me, and I'll take care of you. {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.}	
MS14SuitStart 	MS14SuitStart 	Anger 50 	Medic armor, reporting for duty, sir! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 	
MS14SuitStart 	MS14SuitStart 	Anger 50 	Medic armor, reporting for duty, ma'am! {Shouted like a marine drill sergeant.} 	
== Combat ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
AcceptYield 	AcceptYield 	Anger 50 	Do that again and I'll put my foot so far up your ass you'll cough up boot polish! 	
Assault 	Assault 	Anger 50 	What is your major malfunction, maggot? 	
Assault 	Assault 	Anger 50 	You make me sick, you worthless scumbag. 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Eat hot lead, you commie bastard! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Ready to die for your country? 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Pain is just weakness leaving the body! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Today's a hell of day to die, commie! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Come on, people, give 'em hell! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	How do you like that, you mother-loving commie! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Made in the U.S.A.! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	No surrender! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Is that the best you can do? 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	I'm just getting warmed up! Hoo-ah! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	There's nothing I like better than the smell of plasma in the morning! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	What's the matter, you pansy ass pinko? Getting tired? 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	We are lean! We are mean! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Running will only make the pain last longer! 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Kill them all! God will understand. 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	There's nothing I like better than making some other poor bastard die for his country. 	
Attack 	Attack 	Anger 50 	Now you're starting to piss me off. 	
Death 	Death 	Anger 50 	Tell my mama I've done my best. 	
Death 	Death 	Anger 50 	Pin my medals upon my chest. 	
Death 	Death 	Anger 50 	Box me up and ship me home. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	You had better remove yourself from this area before I am forced to declare you an enemy of the U.S. of A. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	This area is under the protection of the U.S. army. Remove yourself or be prepared to defend yourself. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	You're not allowed in here. Don't give me an excuse to use my weapon on you. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	Do not push your luck any further. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	I'll advise you again to leave immediately or I cannot be responsible for the consequences. 	
GuardTrespass	GuardTrespass 	Neutral 50	You are taking your life into your own hands. 	
Murder 	Murder 	Anger 50 	You are the lowest form of commie scumbag I've ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on! 	
Murder 	Murder 	Anger 50 	You seem to need an object lesson in democracy! 	
Murder 	Murder 	Anger 50 	I have a personal message for you from Uncle Sam! 	
Pickpocket 	Pickpocket 	Anger 50 	Please tell me that you did not just do what I think you did! 	
Steal 	Steal 	Anger 50 	I thought I had seen every species of moronic petty bullshit, but you've just topped the list. Congratulations.	
Steal 	Steal 	Anger 50 	Do you have no respect for private property, you slimy little commie bastard? 	
Steal 	Steal 	Anger 50 	Did you not realize that I have eyes in the back of my head? 	
== Detection ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Are you afraid of me? You should be because I'm going to kick your ass when I find you! 	
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Step forward and identify yourself! 	
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Do you think you can hide from me? 	
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	I'm starting to get angry. You would not like me when I'm angry. 	
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	Are you playing games with me, goddammit? 	
AlertIdle 	AlertIdle 	Disgust 50	I cannot wait to find you so I can kill you as a personal favor to Uncle Sam. 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Disgust 50	You're gonna learn how Uncle Sam deals with commie maggots! 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Happy 50 	You are about to be introduced to the U.S. army! 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Anger 50 	Kill that son of a bitch! 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Happy 50 	You just made my day! Opening fire! 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Happy 50 	Looks like this is my lucky day. 	
AlertToCombat 	AlertToCombat 	Anger 50 	Since you don't seem willing to do the world a favor and kill yourself, I guess I'm going to have to do it for you.	
AlertToNormal 	AlertToNormal 	Anger 50 	Another glorious day in the U.S. army. 	
AlertToNormal 	AlertToNormal 	Anger 50 	False alarm. Stand down, people. 	
AlertToNormal 	AlertToNormal 	Anger 50 	Nothing I like better than a little R and R on Uncle Sam's dime. 	
CombatToLost 	CombatToLost 	Anger 50 	Somebody find me something to shoot at! 	
CombatToLost 	CombatToLost 	Anger 50 	Who's got a target? 	
CombatToLost 	CombatToLost 	Anger 50 	Restore contact with the enemy, goddammit! 	
CombatToNormal	CombatToNormal 	Anger 50 	That's how we do things in the U.S. army! Hoo-ah! 	
CombatToNormal	CombatToNormal 	Happy 50 	Time to hit the showers! 	
CombatToNormal	CombatToNormal 	Happy 50 	Another glorious day in the U.S. army! 	
LostIdle 	LostIdle 	Anger 50 	You better run, you commie-loving bastard! 	
LostIdle 	LostIdle 	Anger 50 	Who's got a target? 	
LostIdle 	LostIdle 	Anger 50 	Come on, people, I need a target! 	
LostToCombat 	LostToCombat 	Happy 50 	You cannot hide from me, you commie maggot! 	
LostToCombat 	LostToCombat 	Happy 50 	You can run, but you can't hide! 	
LostToCombat 	LostToCombat 	Happy 50 	Your worthless hide is mine! 	
LostToNormal 	LostToNormal 	Happy 50 	Typical chickenshit commie maneuver. 	
LostToNormal 	LostToNormal 	Happy 50 	The enemy has retired before the awesome might of the U.S. army. 	
LostToNormal 	LostToNormal 	Happy 50 	This battlefield now belongs to Uncle Sam! 	
NormalToAlert 	NormalToAlert 	Happy 50 	Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass? 	
NormalToAlert 	NormalToAlert 	Happy 50 	Move it out, people. I want this place searched top to bottom. 	
NormalToAlert 	NormalToAlert 	Happy 50 	Who's ready to have their ass kicked? 	
NormalToCombat	StartCombat 	Happy 50 	Ready to die for your country, you commie son of a bitch? 	
NormalToCombat	StartCombat 	Happy 50 	Kill them all and let God sort them out! 	
NormalToCombat	StartCombat 	Happy 50 	Every day is a good day to die! 	
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