TheWarper666

(Please. Don't. Edit. This. This took me so long to write back in '16, but now I have to re-write this already very shitty dramapasta again. I'm going to write this before seriously re-evaluating my life choices.)
It was the second week after school had let out and I was getting very bored. After wasting the better part of the afternoon, there seemed like there was absolutely nothing for me to do. Finally, I decided to turn on my ancient Macbook Pro to play some Skywars in the hopes of winning at least once. Being very bad at PVP, I had decided that my best strategy would be to build a wall around my island and hope that no one would come close.
Being one of those psychopaths who has Discord on all the time, I joined the "Skywars" voice chat on my favorite server's Discord server while waiting for Minecraft to load up. A few of my friends also played on the same server, and almost all of us sucked at PVP (something that would never happen if I were to join a random Skywars game), and one was even a beta-tester of Minecraft. We all got each others usernames and created a party. As stupid as this sounds, this actually happened. If you've seen my computer before, you would know how laggy everything was and it would be of no surprise for you to learn that I could actually make a few online friends before Minecraft even loaded.
After I finally joined the server, I was instantly sent into a Skywars teams match, with teams containing my friends and some other random people. It was a 3v3v3v3 match, and my five friends and I actually took up two whole teams. We were able to cross-team because the mods of this server found it very ineffective to temporarily ban cross-teamers. As I selected my Griefer kit, everyone in the Discord voice room suddenly got kicked. Odd. When we tried to enter back into the voice room, the entire section housing it disappeared just before I clicked. Now we would have to instead use /pchat to communicate, which was by all means very inefficient. For reference, my IGN is HardFeelings32, and my teammates' IGNs were 12by12, xXRedSheepXx, cat_33, MyDeadBirdSings and %tagePlayz.
 /gchat display true
 
 Messages from channel GLOBAL will appear!
 
 /pchat display true
 
 Meassages from channel PARTY will appear!
 
 [P][Red]<cat_33> u guys ready?
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> ye
 
 [P][Green]<12by12> ok!
 
 [P][Red]<xXRedSheepXx> can u guys carry me XD
 
 [P][Green]<MyDeadBirdSings> **** off redsheep we all need carrying
 
 [P][Green]<%tagePlayz> lol censor plugin
 
 [P][Green]<MyDeadBirdSings> jkhrgtkrumjhahefbjdekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> bruh stop spamming its gonna start soon
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> noob
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> in all seriousness tho red is right.we all need carrying
 
 [P][Red]<cat_33> lololololol
The game started at that exact moment, even though the sidebar state that it was still 30 seconds till the start of the game. With the lag slowing me down, I was only able to get an iron sword, a water bucket and two pieces of chainmail armor from the chests on the starting island. Despite this, I was still satisfied as I had 5 TNT blocks and 3 creeper spawn eggs. Also, %tagePlays claimed to have found ghast spawn eggs and a "protection 32767" egg in one of his chests.
 [P][Red]<cat_33> tf thats not possible
 
 [P][Green]<%tagePlayz> for real guys this egg has prot 327767 on it or sometnbh
 
 [P][Red]<xXRedSheepXx> u spelled something wrong
 
 [P][Green]<%tagePlayz> idc
 
 [P][Green]<%tagePlayz> srsly tho what do i do with this ench egg?
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> an admins probably trolling you
 
 [P][Green]<MyDeadBirdSings> stfu im bridging
 
 [Yellow]___mirage was killed by &a[%team_colour_name%]TheWarper666 using [ ]!
 
 [Blue]CookieTheCowYT met their end to &a[%team_colour_name%]TheWarper666's [ ]!
 
 &a[%team_colour_name%]TheWarper666 used [ ] to give a helping hand in
 [Blue]fgwudjxz's death!
 
 [P][Green]<12by12> lol bungeecord errors
 
 [P][Red]<cat_33> i think warper is hacing
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> salty
 
 [P][Red]<xXRedSheepXx> WTF SHES ******* FLYINGGGGGG
 
 [P][Green]<%tagePlayz> tf is she holding
 
 [P][Green]<12by12> thats a missing texture item
 
 [P][Green]<12by12> i think thats a hacked item shes using its impossible to rename
 something as an empty space OR get a missing texture wo admin
 
 [P][Red]<HardFeelings32> ****
We all met up on one of the islands near the centre. I noticed that there were two Team Yellow members and one Team Blue member. Once I did the math, I realised that all 12 player slots would have been filled and this hacker killing people with a missing texture item should not have been able to join, Bungeecord errors or no Bungeecord errors. I was about to tell my friends about this, but the remaining Team Blue player spotted my team and began sprinting over in an attempt to kill us and getting our loot. Despite the lag, I was able to place down 2 TNT on the ground fast enough for them to blow up our opponent.
[Blue]Mokkeel__ was blown to smithereens by HardFeelings32!
And then TheWarper666 found us.
Photorealistic blood flew across the Minecraft game screen as it was forced into windowed mode and flung to the left, in the same direction of the blood. Gurgling and screaming noises could be heard as a Safari window appeared, opened to a Discord page that said simply:
 4NG3L1C has invited you to join
 
 %servername%
 
 3 Online, 772 Members
The server's icon was a red pentagram against a noisy background. The red close button was greyed out and my cursor was moving, slowly but steadily, towards the "Accept Invite" button. Fuck.
My cursor, stuck on the Accept Invite button, clicked it without my input. The server was very barebones, with only one text channel called #ritual.
 > realHardFeelings just showed up. Hold my beer.
realHardFeelings
WTF IS THIS FUCKERY?!?!?!?!
 > Welcome, Percentage. Stay awhile and listen.
 > Big 12x12 showed up!
12x12
i swear to god these cheerful join splashes are not helping
 > A RED SHEEP!!!! has spawned in the server.
 > Birdy joined. You must now construct additional plyons.
The Discord join messages did nothing to lighten up the mood for us. Once cat_33 finally joined, one of the three members originally online spoke.
D3STR0Y3R
Finally, we meet =)
Birdy
who the hell r u
RED SHEEP!!!!
exactly we just wanna play som e sywars
4NG3L1C
SILENCE, FOOLS.
realHardFeelings
geez tf is this cliched shit
4NG3L1C
Y̫O̬̫̞̮U͔̬ D͔̟O̭̟̠͈̠͙͔̘N͉͇͔̜͙̜̝͓̯̦̥͔̭̩ͅ'̩͖̪̜̰̲̫Ṯ͔̱̪͖͚̥̰̘̭̜̞̻͚̼̰̹̦ K̠̩̯̱̠̪͔͓̩N̤͙̣͙̞̟͉̗̭̥͇͖̭̙̳͙̱̳ͅO͍̦̺͍͉̯̜͇̫͉̲͉W̮̜̟̞̣ W̖͎̫̞̬̘̩̰̞͍̪̘̙͓̗̝̹̖̫̼̙̯̺̬̣̖̠͙̗̝̜͓̟͔͍͉̻H̻͚̦̭͎͓̯̜̦̜̝͉̠̞̟͉͇͉̭̮͚͙̫̤͎̹͎̗̦̱͉͔͉ͅͅA̱̣̺͓̭͖̟̱͍̲̝̺̫͚̱͙̼̫̝͙͈̪̮̱͔̼̝̻T̩̟̰̳̩̭̞̙̘̟͙͕̣̙̻̥͓̹͙̠̗̹̜̥͙̞̭̺̗ Y͈̳̙͙̝̣̞̮̟̟̝̫̻O̲̪̩̮͚͎̭̲̥̮̼̬̰̬̟̻̱̯̺͓̥U͔̲̱̠͚̤̺͍͍̤̤͔̹̲̘̰̩͈̟͎̭͓'̘͓̖͕̟͙̹̱͇̞̪̗R̺̹̪̭̹͍̟̰̱̞͎̖̱͇͎̭͓̻̬̣̮̖͔̠̘̳̲͙̱̹̹̳͓̹̦̰͓͓̺͓̱̬ͅE̹͓̘̗̭̦̗̦͎̻͈͍̲̺̟̘͙̱̘̹̲̙͍̗̯̰̲̮̗̮͎̖̩̥̦̪̪̗͈͙̺͎̯̜ Ḍ̹̹̹͈͇͚̲̮̳̩̙̝͇̜̯͈̙͕̖̺̼̘̳͈̻̖̗̳̦̩̥̖͍̼̺ͅE͚̫̲̫̭̼͙̟̠̜̙̙̬͇̠̳͉̠͖͎A͖̮̘̟̗̲͉̘̗̯̭̙̜͎͎̖͉̻͕̲͓̪̲̤̟̯̥L̯̺̺̰̗̬̘̞͓̦͖͍̺͉̝͕̟̜̙͎̰̭̩̼ͅI̺̥̼͖N̬̩͈̮̦̩͍̺͔̳͍̗͖G̹̺̩̗̟͉̫̣̹͔̟͔̤̻̯̦̞̥̭̺͈̩͔̦͙͈̫̦͇̫̖͇͔̯͚̻̘͔ W̫̗̣̰͚͉͚̭̥̮̜̫͎̗̬̟̭̰̝ͅͅI̦͖̫̹̥̮̯̺͉T̬̠̣̫͓̙̱̮͈̺͉͓̲̻͈̬̫̤̜̲͈͙̪̟̫͖̠̼̩̣H̩̩̼̦̖͔̟̗͇̜.̲̦̜̘̣͔̱̘̳̞̥̖̼̭̮͚̘͍͓ F̳̱̩̞̜̯̳̫̩̮̬̙̜̱̣̼͎̣̤̯̳̘͔͕U̩͔̳̠͓̰̹̥̠C̖̮̱̹̩̮K̹͕͓̹̲̦̝̭͍ O̩̥̠̼͚̗̘̬̬͎͕F̤F̣̩͔̜.͉
D34THW4RP
We are DEATH.
realHardFeelings
oh and apparently death plays mc? lol faggots
D34THW4RP
WE ARE VENGANCE. WE ARE THE TRINITY OF CHAOS. WE KILLED EVERYONE IN YOUR STUPID
"SKYWARS" GAME, AND YOU ARE FUCKING NEXT. YOU PUNY MORTALS CAN'T STOP US.
4NG3L1C
ἉṄƉ ḪЀȐῈ'Ș ṠΘӍḔ ṖŖÕӦϝ.
D3STR0Y3R then sent some pictures of mutilated figures, supposedly the dead bodies of ___mirage, CookieTheCowYT and fgwudjxz. The photos seemed to have been taken from their computer's webcams.
Percentage
shit shit shit this is screwed up
#ritual was then deleted and we all got kicked into a voice room. I would have liked to say that this was the end, but the Minecraft window flew back from the left side of the screen, still screaming and forced itself into fullscreen.
 [G]&a[%team_colour_name%]<TheWarper666> FIRST I WILL KILL YOU HERE.
 
 [G]&a[%team_colour_name%]<TheWarper666> THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SEE THE
 
 LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN.
tbc lmao
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