Timeline of Weegee History

For timeline of the Weegee meme, see here.
This is a timeline explaining the events of all things Weegee-related. It stretches from the beginning of Weegee time to the end of it, or the entire life of the United 'Gees Universe past, present, and future.
==Before 100 billion BC==
*200 billion years BC: What is to become the United 'Gees Universe is conceived when two larger universes crash into each other, creating a small biproduct containing all the matter that will be in the future UGU, including the matter that would become Weegee himself.
*150 - 120 billion years BC: The tiny, dense UGU is born when it explodes. All the matter is flung out into space, and the laws of physics are created. Matter also begins to organized into atoms and molecules.
*130 - 110 billion years BC: Star formation begins. Some group together to make galaxies, including the Grawnde Finahlee Galaxee (or the Weegee Galaxy). The stars fuse elements and explode, making many new elements.
*110 billion years BC: Weegearth, the planet where Weegees live, is created from clumping dust particles.
*110 billion years BC - 90 billion years BC: Earliest evidence of Fire Flower Radiation from the 'Gee Sun. 
*105 billion years BC: Weegearth becomes hospitable for life. Ameebeegee is born around this time.
*103 billion years BC: Early Ichtheegees learn to adapt to life on land. Early evidence of toon Fakegees.
*101 billion years BC: Yushee's distant ancestors roam the earth, while Ratgees live in the shadows.
*101 billion years BC (minus 270 million years): Mass extinction, possibly caused on accident by Chronalleo. Yushees become obscure, and Weegee's ancestors begin to rise.
*100.5 billion BC: The Common Ancestor of Weegees and Fremmlins gives birth to Muhwe, the first of the Weegee species, and Feelwe, the first Fremmlin.
*100.3 billion BC: Murieo lives. He uses advanced stone tools.
*100.29 billion BC: Beginning of the Weegee Neolithic Era. 
==100 billion BC to 10 billion BC==
*100 billion BC: Early Weegees master farming and build simple civilizations.
*99.6 billion BC: First war between Fremmlins and Weegees.
*99 billion BC: Weegees learn how to write and use metal. 
*98.7 billion BC: Iron Age for Weegees.
*98.3 billion BC: Awran is born. He becomes a famous warrior.
*98 billion BC: Miaryeo is born. 
*96.8 billion BC: Founding of the Mushrewm Kengdawm.
*95 billion BC: The explosion of a faraway star wipes out many species. Some that survive include the Weegee species, Yushees, Koopeh Troopehs, and Fremmlins.
*90 billion BC: First use of steam power by the Weegees. Beginning of the Industrialleo Revolution.
*85 billion BC: Weeglish is first used as a language. Later, the word wiigh-hei (or "strong man") will appear in Weeglish dictionaries, and it will evolve into the word "Weegee."
*82 billion BC: Liewige is born. 
*81 billion BC: Liewige founds the Liewige party, a precursor of the Mahzii party. 
*80 billion BC: Bulleo is born. First use of Malleo (as "mall-iyo", or "rotund man") in dictionaries.
*79.3 billion BC: Cloning technology is invented, allowing for more to be cloned. The technology is nicknamed, dier-geih, or "useless technology."
*78 billion BC: Fuertrehn is born. He studies history and politics.
*76 billion BC: The wide panic occurs. People begin to worry that due to the age of their universe, that they will be destroy anywhere within a few years to a billion decades.
*70 billion BC: Pawtran is born. He also studies politics.
*60 billion BC: The great panic dies down. A new confidence in Weegees follows, and the United 'Gees Government (with politics based on Liewige's government policy) if founded.
*55 billion BC: Fremmlins are removed from Weegearth. The UGG is a type 1 civlization of the Kardashev scale.
*50 billion BC: Fortran and Ragamiicho are born.
*'49 billion BC: Pawlleo, Weegee's dad, is born.
*47 billion BC: The UGG is a type 2 civlization.
*45 billion BC: The UGG has full contol of the galaxy.
*43 billion BC: Welleo and his cousin 4tren are born.
*41 billion BC: The UGG is a type 3 civlization.
*40 billion BC: Mawzeh, Mashesh, and Unclegee are born.
*39 billion BC: Awheeo is born.
*35 billion BC: The UGG is now a type 3.5 civilization.
*33 billion BC: Malleo is born. He discovers how to harness the power of fire flowers.
*30 billion BC: Meegee is born. Awran dies not too long after.
*25 billion BC: Miaryeo, still alive, is cloned, but the machine glitches, creating Wiaryeo. This is the first ever Walleo.
==10 billion BC to 1 billion BC==
==1 billion BC to 1 million BC==
==1 million BC to 0==
==0 to 1000==
==1000 to 1500==
==1500 to 1700==
==1700 to 1800==
==1800 to 1900==
==1900 to 1980==
==1980 to 2000==
==2000 to 2020==
==2020 to 2500==
==2500 to 5000==
==5000 to 1 billion==
==1 billion AD onward==
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