The Halloween Fright Night

== Plot ==
SpongeBob and Patrick spend the night inside of a Haunted Mansion (Halloween Special)
== Transcript ==
-The scene goes to Patchy The Pirate’s house, in front of it are pumpkins, fake skeletons and other Halloween Items, we see inside to see Patchy slamming shut a dusty book-
Patchy: Won’t be reading that Halloween book for a while, it sends shivers down me spine. -Throws the book away, it lands into the fire, the book is revealed to be “Fifty Shades of Grey-
Potty: Squawk, it’s that time of the year again.
Patchy: The Pur- r - -Looks around- Ooh! Halloween! That’s why you put these cobwebs, skeletons and such of things around.
Potty: Squawk, they’re not decorations.
Patchy: -Gets up from chair- Hey there kids! Long time no see, I suppose you’re here for another Halloween Tale of SpongeBob and Friends! Well, I have one right here. -Picks up a large and dusty book, he wobbles around the house before throwing it onto a table- -The house doorbell rings- Oh, hold on a moment, I sense Trick or Treaters! -Picks up a bowl of candy and runs to his house door-
Kid: -Dressed as Power Ranger- Trick or treat!
Patchy: Well hey there little fella, want some candy?
Kid: Arghhh! -Runs away screaming-
Potty: Squawk, you’re scaring the kids.
Patchy: Ah, go walk the deck! -A mother who was with her son smacks Patchy with a handbag before walking away- -Closes the door- 
Potty: Squawk, just read the story already.
Patchy: I’m gettin’ to it. Okay. -Puts on glasses- Here it goes. -Opens the book- It was a~ -Coughs- Okay, again. It was a dark and stormy night...Wait, that’s not right...It was a bright and lovely night...That ain’t right either. It was a night...There, that’ll do. Okay, it was a night in Bikini Bottom, citizens were carving pumpkins and making cobwebs out of Cotton, even though it was Halloween night, SpongeBob and Patrick didn’t know they would get a horrifying fright.
-At The Krusty Krab, SpongeBob slowly creeps out of the kitchen-
SpongeBob: Oookay…-Slowly puts hat on coat hanger which is next to the register- I’ll be going home now…-Slowly creeps out of The Krusty Krab-
Squidward: SpongeBob…
SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward?
Squidward: May I ask what the barnacles you’re doing?
SpongeBob: Well, every year Mr. Krabs finds a new way to scare me, the first year I was here, it was The Flying Dutchman, then the next year it was the bats, then after that it was the skeleton in the supply closet!
Squidward: The last two weren’t decorations nor pranks to scare you. Anyways, the scariest thing about this place are the paychecks we receive.
SpongeBob: I’d love to stay and talk, but….Look!
Eugenie Krabs: I’m a genie, I was the former owner of this building until my relative made it into a fast food restaurant, now I’ve come to haunt you for ~ -Squidward gets a vacuum from the closet and sucks up the genie using it- Hey, let me out!
Squidward: Goodbye. -Throws the vacuum back into the closet- Stuff like this happens every year, we got stuck with a murderer on Christmas Eve. Every holiday is just a series of events that play out to be no different from the everyday stupid stuff we usually have to put up with.
SpongeBob: At least Valentine’s Day was fun.
Squidward: Cupid went a “hugging” spree and burnt down most of the town.
SpongeBob: At least it was hugs.
Squidward: -Rolls eyes- Anyways, do you really think Krabs would spend any money to just scare you? He’s already the scariest person in the town already.
-Cuts to kids talking in front of Mr. Krab’s house-
Billy: I heard that once you go in there, you never come out!
Frankie: Yeah, will I heard that if you say his name 3 times whilst spinning around in your backyard, he’ll steal all your pocket money.
Billy: Let’s get away from here! -Runs away-
-Back at The Krusty Krab-
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I can stay another couple of ~~ -Mr. Krabs walks out from his office, groaning, with blood shot eyes- ARGHHHH!! -Runs out of The Krusty Krab-
Mr. Krabs: -Groan- I’ve been up all night…
Squidward: Really? I couldn’t tell.
Mr. Krabs: -Leans onto the register- It’s been a busy night for me, Mr. Squidward..
Squidward: Putting every single dime you’ve ever made to bed and giving new one’s names and introducing them to the others doesn’t class as busy.
Mr. Krabs: I wasn’t doing that! I’m not a nutjob, I do that in the morning, not the night. Me and the Money like to...Be ready for the night.
Squidward: Well...There’s one terrifying image I won’t be able to get out of my head. 
Mr. Krabs: Aren’t ya gonna ask me on what I was doing…?
Squidward: I wasn’t planning on doing. -Rolls eyes again- What was you doing, since I’m so very fascinated?
Mr. Krabs: Well, to get more kiddies and teens into The Krusty Krab, I’m gonna make this place into a horror house!
Squidward: Well, you need much to make it into that.
Mr. Krabs: I know it may not sound much at first, but, -pulls blueprints down from the roof, the blueprints are filled with squiggles and poorly drawn people and monsters- as you can see, I’ve put a lot of time and effort into making this.
Squidward: Well, you have fun doing that, I’m gonna go to clarinet practice at home.
Mr. Krabs: Not so fast, Mr. Squidward. You’re in charge of wheeling in the customers. And I have the perfect costume for you. -Puts a small tight vampire costume on Squidward- What do you think? It’s made out of leather, how you like it.
Squidward: I...Never liked...Leather.
Mr. Krabs: All the people in your magazines wear leather, now you’re like them.
Squidward: What size is this thing anyways?
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, it’s about the price, not the size. That’s what me Grandpappy used to tell me...Just not about costumes. -Picks up a small box- But, now ya ask, I got it for Pearl, when she was only little, she looked adorable in it.
Squidward: What’s in that box…?
Mr. Krabs: The final part to your costume! -Puts some rubber vampire teeth onto Squidward’s teeth- There! Perfect!
Squidward: -Speaking unnormally- I can’t speak -spit- properly.
Mr. Krabs: That’s it, get into character! I’ll set up the props in here. -Pushes Squidward through the front entrance of The Krusty Krab- Now, go get us some customers!
-SpongeBob walks down the streets of Bikini Bottom, Trick or Treaters run past him, SpongeBob walks up to “Squidward”-
SpongeBob: Squidward…? But, you was just back at The Krusty Krab.
Squilliam: -Pulls Squidward mask away from his face- I’m not Squidward, nor will I ever be! This is just my costume for this Halloween. I’ve already given 3 people heart attacks, of course I’m not calling an ambulance though, it’s not my fault that I bought out every hospital and made them into 10 more mansions for myself...Oh wait.
SpongeBob: Wait, you’re Trick or Treating? For Candy? I knew I wasn’t too old for it!
Squilliam: For candy? -Laughs- Of course not. I’m Trick or Treating money, of course! And if they don’t give me the treat, I’ll give them the ‍Trick.
SpongeBob: And what’s that?
Squilliam: I’ll get them deported! ………… Me and the president are really close friends.
SpongeBob: Okay, I’ll just be heading home now, bye Squilliam!
Squilliam: Uhm, Trick or Treat.
SpongeBob: I’m pretty sure that’s only limited to knocking on people’s doors….
Squilliam: -Claps “hands”, two people run up to him and put a door in the middle of them- -Knocks on the door- Hello?
SpongeBob: -Bites fingers- Wh-No! -Slaps hands- Whooooo~ -Coughs- Stay strong SpongeBob! -Squilliam starts to ring the doorbell multiple times- Whoooooo is iiiiiittt? -Swings open door- Barnacles!
Squilliam: Trick or Treat.
SpongeBob: This is all I have. -Hands Squilliam some “money”-
Squilliam: Pleasure doing business with you. -The two people run up to him again, pick up the door and start walking away with him- Haha, 100...Goober Dollars?!
SpongeBob: -Running- I hope he likes Goofy Goobers. -Runs into his house, ominous music is playing- ….Gary? -Tiptoes through his living room, he looks over to see a record player spinning a record around- ...What the? -Picks up a record cover- Creepy Music Volume 21? -Stops the record- -He walks into the kitchen and looks over at a closet that’s at the side of a room, the closet door creaks open and a bouncy ball rolls past him- Who’s in there? -Scurries his hand through some items on a table, those items include a frying pan, kitchen knife and a blender, he picks up a spoon- I’m warning you, I’m armed with a spoon, and you don’t wanna know what I can do with it or where it can go...In fact, I don’t really wanna know what I can do with it or where it can go…
-SpongeBob swings open the closet door, a bunch of beach balls fall out and land on top of SpongeBob-
Patrick: -A hole opens up in the kitchen floor, Patrick climbs out of it- Finally. -Looks around- Wait a moment...Wait a moment...This isn’t the club for Big Bikini Bottom Ba~
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: Gary? Boy, I didn’t know you was working here now.
Gary: -Rolls eyes- Meow, meow.
Patrick: SpongeBob is in here? Then that means...This is SpongeBob’s Kitchen! But where is he….? -Swings open the fridge- Nope. -Throws barrel off a shelf, it lands over his head- Not in here either…-Throws the barrel away- Then...That means...SpongeBob’s been turned into this pumpkin by an evil spell! -Picks up a knife and swings it towards the pumpkin- DON’T WORRY BUDDY I’LL GET YOU OUTTA THERE!
SpongeBob: -Groans from under the balls-
Patrick: SpongeBob? -Walks over to the pile of balls and swings the knife towards them- DON’T WORRY BUDDY I’LL GET YOU OUTTA THERE!
SpongeBob: WAIT PATRICK NO !!
Patrick: -Throws the kitchen knife away and picks up the balls- SpongeBob! What were you doing under there, Buddy?
SpongeBob: Suffocating.
Patrick: Sounds fun.
SpongeBob: I don’t remember getting so much balls..
Patrick: Huh. Wait a moment, those are my balls! You found em’!
SpongeBob: Yaaaay….I guess. -Gets up from the ground- How did you...Get in?
Patrick: Dug a hole. 
SpongeBob: And how long did that take you…?
Patrick: A couple of minutes...Or maybe a couple of days...Maybe a week or so...Probably a week. 
SpongeBob: So, what brings you here all of a sudden?
Patrick: It’s Halloween, silly! 
SpongeBob: Yeah, the holiday of spookiness, monsters...Nightmares...Crawly Clowns…
Patrick: Yeah, the fun stuff! But it’s also the holiday of stuffing your face full of candy! 
SpongeBob: Aren’t we a little too old for that?
Patrick: SpongeBob, you’re never too old to go Trick or Treating. Old Man Jenkins even takes part in it.
-Cut to in front of a house, Old Man Jenkins walks up to the door and slowly knocks on the door-
Thaddeus: Yes?
Old Man Jenkins: Hello...Please...Can I….Trick….Or….Treat?
Thaddeus: You’re trick or treating…? ….For candy?
Old Man Jenkins: My Doctor says it’s the only thing keeping me alive..
Thaddeus: Yeeeeahhh….No. -Slams the door shut-
Old Man Jenkins: That’s it….You..Asked...For...It…-Weakly throws an egg towards the house, it lands on the walkway- That oughtta teach ya. -Falls to the ground, without moving a muscle-
-Back at SpongeBob’s Pineapple-
Patrick: Ya see?
SpongeBob: No….You just blanked out for a moment…
Patrick: I was imagining a cutaway involving what I said. Heh, he fell over.
SpongeBob: Well, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to go Trick or Treating…
Patrick: That’s the spirit! -Pats SpongeBob on the back- I’ve got us costuuummmmeesss.
SpongeBob: Actual costumes?
Patrick: Yeah! We’re going all out on this Halloween, buddy! I even decorated my rock! -We see Patrick’s rock, a neon sign is on the front of it saying “Keep Away From Scary Patrick”, the only letters lit up on it are the K, R, A and P- Pretty good, right?
SpongeBob: Hey, that’s actually really ~ Oh. Patrick, why aren’t all the letters lit up?
Patrick: I could only afford 4 letters to light up. 
SpongeBob: Why those ones?
Patrick: I dunno, it was a gumball, as the saying goes.
SpongeBob: Soooo...What are the costumes?
Patrick: Glad you asked, Buddy! Because...I totally forgot why I was here for a moment…-Sticks hand down his shorts and starts moving it around, he grabs onto something and starts tugging on it- Got it!
SpongeBob: ...Whaat are you doing?
Patrick: -Pulls a bag out from his pants and sticks his hand in it and searches around it- Got em’! -Pulls a skimpy leather police uniform out from the bag- Well?
SpongeBob: Hmm...Well, it looks like it’ll fit buuuut...Well...It’s sorta….
Patrick: -Opens eyes and looks at the outfit- Oooh, -laughs- that one isn’t for you! -Throws the outfit behind his back and puts his hand back into the bag-
SpongeBob: Who was that for then?
Patrick: Ugh…-Awkwardly pauses for a couple of seconds- Squidward, it’s for Squidward..!
SpongeBob: Ah, that makes sense. He’d look pretty good…. in that. 
Patrick: That’s exactly what I thought! 
-In Patrick’s mind, shown through a thought bubble-
SpongeBob: -Bursts out of The Krusty Krab Kitchen Door holding a Krabby Patty on a plate- Ooooorder up! -Passes the plate to Squidward-
Squidward: -Sigh- Who to?
SpongeBob: A patty made for a special somebody, it’s table number 3. 
Squidward: -Gets out from the register, revealed to be wearing the skimpy police outfit, he walks up to Patrick and gives him the Krabby Patty- Here ya go.
-Patrick stares in shock, his mouth open wide, we go back to the real time where Patrick is pulling the same shocked face as in the thought-
SpongeBob: -Waves hand in front of Patrick’s face- Hey, Patrick? Paaatrick?
Patrick: -Darts his head around the room- Wha-Huh? Oh, hi. -Starts looking in the bag again and takes out a suit- Here’s my costume!
SpongeBob: A business man?
Patrick: No. That’s not scary, SpongeBob. I’m a business man who goes up to people’s doors! Raaaargh!
SpongeBob: Wow, that is pretty scary!
Patrick: Aaand for you. -Pulls a blue outfit and a huge yellow wig out from the bag- The official Ronald SquarePants costume! Y’know, your brother...Or cousin.
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick! -Patrick gives him the costume- Only if he could see me now, he’d be so proud. -Puts the suit on and the wig on, the wig flops over his head and covers his eyes- What the? -SpongeBob’s eyes pop through the “wig”- What is this thing made out of?
Patrick: It’s the moppy part of a mop. I have to say, it suits ya buddy.
SpongeBob: Yeeah. Anyways, you should try your costume on now!
Patrick: Yeah! -Throws off his shorts into SpongeBob’s face and puts on a black tie from the costume bag- Done!
SpongeBob: -Gently throws the shorts off his face, only to have a lollipop covered in hair stuck on the end of his nose- Patrick, that’s just a tie.
Patrick: I know, but it pulls who I’m supposed to be off pretty well. 
SpongeBob: I think you might need to wear more. I might scare...Everybody.
Patrick: Isn’t that what we’re supposed to do on Halloween? 
SpongeBob: I guess.
Patrick: Then let's get funky!
SpongeBob: -Takes a big gulp- Just hold on a moment. -Runs out of the kitchen-
Patrick: Okay! I’ll just wait.
SpongeBob: -Upstairs, he runs into his bathroom and looks into a mirror, he first grabs the lollipop and forcefully pulls it off his nose, he stumbles back and into the toilet- Oops. Ugh, Patrick!
Patrick: -From downstairs- Yeah, Buddy?!
SpongeBob: There’s been a...Little, incident.
Patrick: -Runs upstairs and into the bathroom- Oh. 
SpongeBob: Yeah. At least it isn’t a wringer.
Patrick: Yeah. Whatever that is. -Pulls SpongeBob out from the toilet- Done. 
SpongeBob: -Grabs some mouth spray and sprays it into his mouth, he coughs a little before getting an opera singer voice- Trrriiiccckkkkk orrrr treeeeaaatt. -Voice goes back to normal- What do you think?
Patrick: That...Was...Beautiful. -Pats SpongeBob the back- We’re gonna get all the candy! -As the two walk out of the bathroom, we see SpongeBob’s pants are all wet at the back and Patrick’s “butt” is showing-
-The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking down the streets of Bikini Bottom, nobody is there, candy is scattered over the roads and toilet paper is covering the houses-
SpongeBob: Wow, this is like some sort of ghost town..
Patrick: Without the ghosts…
SpongeBob: This place wasn’t so empty a bit ago. Patrick, keep alert. 
Patrick: I’m always alert. -Turns around and see’s a door- ARGH A DOOR!!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don’t know doors very well, they didn’t teach us much of that in school. Buuut, that looks like it’s...Squilliam’s door.
Patrick: Who’s Squilliam?
SpongeBob: The rich Squidward.
Patrick: Ooooh, him. 
SpongeBob: Why would he just leave his door here like that?
Patrick: Hm...For knock knock jokes?
SpongeBob: Patrick, look!
Patrick: A moustache?
SpongeBob: No, it’s Squilliam’s unibrow! -Picks up the unibrow- Do you know what this means?
Patrick: We can get all the girls we want wearing that! Right?
SpongeBob: No, not that. It means...Something scared him away...Something or...Someone. -Zoom in on eyes-
Patrick: -Standing directly in front of SpongeBob’s eyes- Dun, dun, dun.
-The scene goes to The Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is in a room filled with cobwebs and spiders-
Mr. Krabs: Ah, you’ve done good this year, Krabs. -Straightens out blueprints in claws- Now, time to decorate. -Takes a yellow squeaky spider out from a bag and squeaks it before walking away- This’ll scare em’
-Outside of The Krusty Krab, Squidward is holding up a cardboard sign with the words “Scare House” on it with an arrow pointing the entrance of The Krusty Krab-
Monica: -Starts to walk past Squidward with her son, Billy- Just keep moving and~
Squidward: Hello, I am Spooky The Vampire.
Monica: Oh Neptune.
Squidward: It is my job to greet you into our new Horror House. Rarg. It’ll be scary. If you don’t, I’ll suck your...etc. 
Monica: He’s not good with...Spooky things. Sorry. -Walks away with Billy-
Squidward: -Sigh- I wonder how long it is till’ sunrise so I can turn into a pile of dust. -Laughs- Heh, vampire humour. -Takes a deep breathe in and then sighs again- 
-Inside of The Krusty Krab Storage Room, Mr. Krabs pulls off an air vent to see a bunch of cockroaches crawling around in there-
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Shoo! Get outta here! -The cockroaches jump out of the vent except for one eating a miniature pie at a table- That includes you, bub! -The Cockroach jumps out of the airvent, Mr. Krabs puts a miniature rubber duck with fangs in the vent- Much better. But, nothing scares me, not even a -
???: Eugene Krabs.
-Mr. Krabs falls off some ladders that he was standing on and stares up at a man in a grey business suit-
Mr. Krabs: H-H-Health Inspector!? 
???: No.
Mr. Krabs: Tax Collector?
???: No, not that either..I~~
Mr. Krabs: FBI?
???: No, Eugene, I work with the council.
Mr. Krabs: -Gulp- Heheh, and what brings you here on this…Scary night?
???: Allow me to introduce myself first, I’m R.A Goodplay. I own a big acting school which works with dramas, romance and many other things only rich people will be able to afford.
Mr. Krabs: So what brings you to The Krusty Krab? Are you performing your 100th version of Romeo and Juliet here? What’s next, Romeo and Juliet in space?
Goodplay: Haha, please. We did that one ages ago. And no, we’re not filming Romeo and Juliet in a place like this. We’re far too posh to perform in anything that doesn’t cost 8000 Dollars to rent out. 
Mr. Krabs: But would you if it did?
Goodplay: Aha….Ha….Ha….
….
Ha.
Mr. Krabs: I’m supposing that’s a …
Goodplay: You suppose right. Anyhow, that’s not why I’m here, and I sha’ll not waste anymore time listening to this utter...Cufuful. I have come to here to tell you that the employee at the front of your restaurant is an insult to acting. And do you know what that means?
Mr. Krabs: Ugh...Well, no talent and crushed dreams does usually lead to people working here. Is that it?
Goodplay: No. If that person carries on giving acting a bad name then...The council will have to be forced to shut this establishment down.
Mr. Krabs: Over some bad acting? You can’t do that! 
Goodplay: Do you know how many acting careers we’ve crushed, Eugene?
Mr. Krabs: I don’t know, 2? ….Your own?
Goodplay: Please, I’m starring in a broadway musical version of Sitting on a Chair in which I sit on a chair and sing the latest news articles. The reviews are outstanding. It’s an artistic piece though, so I’m not surprised that you wouldn’t know about it. And to answer the question properly, we’ve ruined 200 acting careers. Some big HawaiiWood actors as well.
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, like who?
Goodplay: You know Matthew Coderick?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah..
Goodplay: Remember Inspector Fidget?
Mr. Krabs: The kids film?
Goodplay: Yes. Well. Do you know why he never acted after that?
Mr. Krabs: Well, ugh...Hold up a second...You?!
Goodplay: Exactly Krabs. We’ll give you to the end of Halloween night to have that actor out there put on a good performance. Understand?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, I understand.
Goodplay: Good, good. See you soon, Eugene. -Starts to walk away-
Mr. Krabs: -Muttering- It’s not my fault you was born with silver spoons up ~
Goodplay: I can still hear you! Oh, and he should be more handsome!
Mr. Krabs: Don’t ya think I’ve told him that before?!
-We see Squidward outside of The Krusty Krab, a small kid walks up to him-
Squidward: …-Sigh- Boo.
-The kid runs away to their parents crying, Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward-
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! I need a word with you, right away!
Squidward: What is it now?
Mr. Krabs: You need to improve your performance as a vampire or they’ll shut us down!
Squidward: Pfft. They can’t do that.
Mr. Krabs: I know it sounds stupid. ...It is. But, I’m not lying!
Squidward: So I have to perform better as a vampire?
Mr. Krabs: Exactly!
Squidward: And how would I do that? 
Mr. Krabs: I don’t know! Do the things what they do in the movies!
Squidward: Which Movies?!
Mr. Krabs: The new ones!
Squidward: I’m not acting romantic or taking off my shirt!
Mr. Krabs: Nobody asked you to do the second thing. But the first thing could work..
Squidward: I’m not gonna act romantic.
Mr. Krabs: Come on, it’s easy! It’s for The Krusty Krab!
Squidward: As if you would know what being romantic is like anyways.
Mr. Krabs: -Gasp- You take that back! -Unbuttons his shirt, chest hair pops out- What do ya think? Romantic enough for ya?
Squidward: I think that’s the scariest thing that I’m gonna see this Halloween.
-Across the street is a big rock, Goodplay looks over it with binoculars, another business man walks up next to him-
Other Business Man: What are they doing now?
Goodplay: I...I have no idea. His boss is...Rubbing his arm gently against his…Yeah, I’m not watching this anymore.
-Back to Mr. Krabs and Squidward, Mr. Krabs is rubbing his chest on Squidward’s arm-
Squidward: In my happy place, in my happy place…
Mr. Krabs: Well?
Squidward: -Pushes Mr. Krabs away- No. I will never act romantic to random citizens of Bikini Bottom whilst dressed in a leather outfit made for LITTLE GIRLS.
Mr. Krabs: -Sigh- I understand...Why don’t you just...Act more enthusiastic.
Squidward: As a vampire? 
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, y’know. Like...Like SpongeBob!
Squidward: Yay, I’m a vampire.
Mr. Krabs: Not like that!
Squidward: Yay, I’m dead…
Mr. Krabs: You k-
Squidward: ….Inside.
Mr. Krabs: Act better or ya fired. -Walks back into The Krusty Krab-
Squidward: -Sigh- -Fred Rechid walks pass him- Uhm! I am a great vampire, yay. And this means I have to greet you to The Krusty Krab which’ll filled with scary things and other stupid stuff. -Swings cape around him like a vampire would do, the cape gets wrapped around him- Ugh...Just hold on a moment. Ah, fishpaste. -Falls back and rolls down a hill and rolls into a graveyard, he hits his head on a grave- Ouch.
-A wolf’s howl seems to be in the distance, Squidward rips off the cape, gets up from the ground and looks around-
Squidward: ...Wait, has there always been a spooky Graveyard behind The Krusty Krab? -Shrugs- Eh, probably. ...For people had heart attacks eating Krabby Patties. Heh. You’re telling jokes to dead people, Squidward. 
-A shadow runs past Squidward, Squidward darts his head towards it-
Squidward: Huh? That’s it, I’m outta here. -The shadow runs past him again- Okay, who is that?! -Runs up to a grave a fish is putting down flowers- AH-HAH! Got ya!
Fish: W-W-Wha~?
Squidward: Uh, weren’t you following me around just a moment ago?
Fish: N-N-No.
Squidward: Oh, um. I’m sorry for your loss.
Fish: O-Oh, this isn’t m-my loss. I d-don’t know them. I-I’m just incredibly a-allergic to f-flowers.
Squidward: ….Then why are you here?
Fish: Oh, m-me and some f-friends are having a H-Halloween Party h-here.
Squidward: -Walks away- Well, you enjoy that. I have many things to regret. -A pale fish appears in front of him- 
Pale Fish: Well, helloo.
Squidward: Goodb~
Pale Fish: Noo. Don’t leave...You have such...Soft Skin…
Squidward: Riiight. What kind of Halloween party is this?!
Pale Fish: Any party you want it to be..
Squidward: Listen, I am not going to party with you in the middle of a graveyard! I wouldn’t party with you if we were the last people on this entire planet! 
Pale Fish: Very well then…-Lunges at Squidward-
Squidward: HEY! -Searches in clothes pocket and sprays something from out of a can at the fishes eye, the fish hisses and hides behind the grave-
Pale Fish: Garlic Spray! *Hiss*
Squidward: Garlic Spray? Pfft. I’ll have you know that’s fragrance number 4 22 of the Frebrè Fragrancè Line. 
Pale Fish: -Lunges on top of Squidward’s head- I’m going to suck your~
Squidward: YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SUCK ANYTHING. -The Pale Fish bites Squidward’s arm- I’ll never give up! Not even biting can stooooo…-Faints-
-A few minutes later-
Squidward: -Wakes up and rubs his head- ~p me. -Looks up to see an old guy holding him up by his shirt holding a spade- Huh?
Old Guy: Oopies, my mistake. 
Squidward: -Looks at his arm, his “skin” is pale- No...No! I’m being Micheal Japson. 
Fish: What, like when he turned into a zombie?
Squidward: No...Just normal Micheal Japson… -Both of the fake fangs he has in fall out, two all new fangs replace them- What’s...What’s happening to me?!
Fish: Duuude, you’re becoming some kind of monster. The nose, the sharp teeth things and everything! Woooah.
Squidward: -Stumbles out of the Graveyard- That’s a load of barnacles!
-The scene goes back to SpongeBob and Patrick, they walk away from a house-
SpongeBob: This is weird...Everyone seems to be out of candy already.
Patrick: That’s pretty scary, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Maybe we should go to houses that aren’t...Covered in Toilet Paper?
Patrick: SpongeBob, those are decorations! Aaand decorated houses usually have the most candy, after all.
SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house door- This is the last house on the street, Patrick. -Knocks on the door-
-Fred Rechid answers the door and gives SpongeBob a full bowl of Candy-
Fred: Take it all, just don’t hurt me! -Slams his door shut-
SpongeBob: Well, that could be why nobody has candy around here..
Patrick: Do you think we’re too threatening to people or something?
SpongeBob: I don’t know...Maybe?
Patrick: I knew I should’ve bought us rainbow ties, then we wouldn’t have been misunderstood by anybody.
Johnny Pumpkins: Well, well, well...Cheeseboy and pinhead together on Halloween Night. What are you doing dressed like that? Selling real estate?
Patrick: -Hides behind SpongeBob- SpongeBob hide me!
SpongeBob: ….Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Do you know who this is…? It’s...J-Johnny Pumpkin.
SpongeBob: Johnny Pumpkin?
Johnny Pumpkin: I was born on Halloween inside of a pumpkin!
SpongeBob: Coool. And...I’m guessing you’re dressing up as the cast of Grease?
Johnny Pumpkin: Haha….no. I’m guessing you’re dressing up 
(Author's Note: That’s it. Don’t think I ever finished it.)
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