Mysterious Portals

== Description ==
Mysterious Portals are features found in Northland, once somebody goes through the portal they will arrive in an unknown location, Formatting Hell. Nobody has survived formatting hell before.
== Survival Guide ==
Surviving the portal and Formatting Hell is an easy process. 
=== Steps for survival: ===
# Take a left
# Go to the office of the Formatting Devil
# Tell him you read the terms and conditions of the mysterious portal you arrived through.
# If the formatting devil refuses to bring you back to your home dimension, bribe him with 81 doorknobs and a bucket of creature milk.
# The formatting devil will then cast a mysterious other-worldly spell that brings you back to your home dimension.
== After Effects ==
The effects of leaving Formatting Hell remain widely unknown, but the following effects have been researched
# Increased swimming ability
# Enhanced formatting skill
# Better Grammar for an unknown period of time (10 days 4 hours and 23 minutes)
# Ability to run real fast i mean you go so fast you leave trail of FIRE!!1