The Crookshank Citadel

== "I straight up hate living here." ==
The Crookshank Citadel is the permanent residence of three of the five commsmen, those being Shoreland, Gunboat and Felix, as well as the elusive MO. It is a disgusting slum house located in the Sheffield Badlands with no insulation, heating, amenities, utilities or beds. However, there is a basement. The house is littered with weapons. 
===== Notable events =====
The House is the ground zero of the Mailman Killings, and was integral in the defence of The Badlands during the First Chimp Invasion.
===== Combat Party =====
The residents of this house are a well-recognised combat party present in the Sheffield Badlands. They are best known for wielding medieval weaponry and their frequent acquisition of Dr. Pepper from supply drops.