Zoo Story/Quotes

:Homer: This way to the monkey house, everybody.
:Bart: Can I have a peanut, dad?
:Homer: Shut up and pay attention.
:Bart: All I asked for was a measly peanut.
:Marge: Don't sass your father, Bart.
:Lisa: Yeah, Bart.
:Homer: Now over here we have the typical monkey family, just look at their stupid antics. (Giggles)
:Purple Bart monkey: (Hoots)
:Purple Homer monkey: (Whacks purple Bart monkey)
:Homer, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie: (Laughs)
:Bart: (stands in disappointment)
:Bart: (talking to the purple monkey of himself) Hey man, I know just how you feel.
:Purple Bart Monkey: (hands him a peanut)
:Homer: (teasing the Monkeys) Here monkey monkey monkey monkey, whoo! (Laughs)
:Bart: Dad, don't tease the Monkeys.
:Homer: Ahh, just funnin with them. Hey monkeys, want some peanuts? Whoo! (laughs)
:Lisa: They don't like it dad.
:Marge: She's right, Homer.
:Homer: Ahh, come on, where's your sense of humor, ooooo, whoo!!! (Laughs)
:One of the purple monkeys: (Throws their waste at Homer's face)
:Bart: Right on dudes.
:Homer: (enraged) That's the last time I ever take you kids to the Zoo.
:Marge: Calm down, Homer.
:Homer: I had it with those vile monkeys!
:Monkey: (hoots)
:Homer: What was that?
:(Homer stops the car and screams)
:Homer: (screaming)
:Purple Bart Monkey: (hoots)
:Marge: Well ...then where is Bart?
:Purple Homer Monkey: (Hoots)
:Bart: I love you guys, but really I'm stuffed. Thanks, anyway. I couldn't eat another...
:(Homer Monkey puts another banana in his mouth)
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Category:Shorts season 2