Hydrion Barfallonyou

"BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAGH!"~ Hydrion barfing on Prototype Stupid Mickey in The End of the Summer.Hydrion Barfallonyou is a frequently-appearing character in the Terrachaoverse series. He is a living water can who regurgitates water on people if they have goggles on. Although, he does that to people without goggles, anyway.
Tier: Likely 8-C, far higher with liquid manipulation
== Appearance ==
Hydrion is depicted as a 7 inch tall blue watering can toy with a short spout & a smiling flower for a face, which appears on both sides of his body. He used to be a light blue color with an angular handle, but his appearances later on would show him having a medium blue color with a rounder handle. He's also battle damaged, evident by the scars around his body.
== History ==
To be added
== Personality ==
Hydrion is a goofball any way look at him. His silly behavior stems from his discorded nature, even acting a bit rude now & then. Not to mention, he has no qualms with dishing out a brutal finisher for those he deems his enemies, but he's not a villain; just differently sane. At his best, he helps out whenever he can, putting in his maximum effort to aid those whom he calls his friends.
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Superhuman Strength: Though there's not much Hydrion can do as far as variety in physical attacks, he is still quite strong, able to combat Frogman's pets, Humans, & even Tubians. Other than "punching" with his spout, his main physical attack is tackling. In Super Battle Bros, he is often found fighting in crowds of combatants who are far stronger than him.
Durability: He may look like he's made of plastic, but because he's enchanted, Hydrion is much more durable. He has withstood damage given by much more powerful opponents on numerous occasions, can survive falling from hundreds of feet, & be unaffected by corrosive liquids. His interior can withstand the heat of lava at 2,140° Fahrenheit (1,170°Celsius), giving him borderline Superhuman levels of durability. However, his feats go higher; he survived Mickey tripping over him, Tubians manhandling him, & even Imhotep swatting him away.
* Dermal Armor: Hydrion's body may not contain flesh nor bone, but his entire body is completely armored.
Flight: Hydrion can hurl himself into the air, & can achieve transonic flight by doing so, catching Tubians off-guard.
=== Special Powers ===
Liquid Manipulation: Hydrion can store pretty much any liquid in his body & use it to regurgitate onto his enemies. He can use water, milk, juice, soda, blood, acid, gasoline, & even lava. But he can also filter liquids so that only certain chemical components are stored. Despite that he can contain drinkable liquids, he gets no nutritional benefit from them, as he has no physical way of digesting them. Water is Hydrion's preferred element, as he is nearly unstoppable when submerged in it. He favors being in pools more than other bodies of water, as this chosen habitat grants him a few special techniques.
* Vigorous Vomit: Hydrion can vomit chlorinated water from his spout, & in doing so, he concentrates the amount of chlorine to the point where it becomes corrosive upon contact.
* Chlorine Gas Beam: An ability he can only perform in a pool that has its pump turned on, Hydrion can fire a stream of chlorine gas at his opponent by diving underwater, positioning himself right under the return inlet so that his air bubbles can reach it immediately, & filtering the chlorine concentration so that it becomes burning to touch.
* Geyser Rainstorm: Another pool-exclusive attack; using the return inlet, Hydrion can combine the Vigorous Vomit & Chlorine Gas Beam attacks into one by spewing out lots of water filtered to be acidic. However, because of his lackluster size & short spout, this attack has little range.
Vacuum Spout: Hydrion can use his spout as a vacuum, as seen in Super Battle Bros: THIS SUNDAY NIGHT.
* Life Drain: Quite possibly Hydrion's most dangerous attack, which he has only used once, is when he applies his spout to an open wound & drains an excessive amount of someone's energy, rendering them unconscious. How exactly he can even do this is unknown.
Teleportation: Hydrion can apparently teleport, as he has been able to appear in multiple locations within the Fall Residence as quick as a jumpcut.
== Weaknesses ==
Hydrion, as a water can is only able to hold so much liquid at a time. He has limited fighting energy, meaning that when in combat, he can't do much unless he can refill himself, which is why fighting him in a body of water (or some other liquid) puts his opponent at a disadvantage; it's his element.
Ironically, his main weakness is also his main attack. He claims that he's "deadly allergic to goggles". This causes him to throw up on the nearest pair(s) of goggles or person wearing goggles. However, that hasn't stopped him from vomiting on command.
== Trivia ==
* His raspy voice was inspired by Filthy Frank.
* There exists a lost video that explained why Hydrion changed color from light to medium blue, as well as how he met Stupid Mickey, but the file has yet to be recovered. Because of that, the explanation for there being both the light & medium-colored Hydrions at the same time in Lord Claudius Pothead Meets Stupid Handy Mandy remains unknown.
== Filmography ==
# The Barfing Water Can 
# Stupid Mickey has a Bizarre Encounter 
# Lord Claudius Pothead Meets Stupid Handy Mandy 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 1: The Lost Ears of Stupid Mickey 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 7: GET REKT N00B 
# 2015 In a Nutshell*
# Absolute Chaos - Episode 9 - Something's Wrong 
# Hiding from the Darkness 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 13: Archaios the Ambiguous 
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s 2016 Birthday Special (PART 1) 
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s 2016 Birthday Special (PART 2)
# Fallaballa & Kyle Ron Journey into the Polc Forest 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 15: DAN’S MISSING! 
# ESCAPE FROM THE CRINGE DIMENSION 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 18: The Return of Heartman 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 19: Batman Goes into the Redimension
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 5: Shades of Villainy 
# Super Battle Bros: The End of the Summer 
# Super Battle Bros: Rootin-Tootin Cowboy’s Quest 
# Super Battle Bros: THIS SUNDAY NIGHT 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 6: The Ides of March 
# Super Battle Bros: A Splashingly Decent Time 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 7: Red Diamond 
# Super Battle Bros: The Lost Episode 
# Super Battle Bros: O’Brien Has the Blue Flu 
# The Second Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# Super Battle Bros: Ultraman Has a Story to Tell 
# Super Battle Bros: Crashing Waves 
# Super Battle Bros: POOL’S CLOSED 
# A Return of Oddities 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 9: Tying Loose Ends 
# Custom Cursed Images Set to Welcome to Kitty City (appears in a split-second photograph)
KEY: The * means this entry is semi-canon.
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