Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 36

full|center|600pxThe 36th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features prohibition era mobster, Al Capone, against western outlaw Jesse James. It was uploaded August 22nd, 2013.
==Cast==
Cameron Greely as Al Capone
Jacob S. as Jesse James
== The Announcer: ==
=== EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ===
=== JESSE JAMES ===
=== VS ===
=== AL CAPONE ===
===BEGIN!===
== Al Capone: ==
Have fun while it lasts, then get ready to hang!
'Cause the Jesse James gang is about to end with a "Bang"!
I'm a top-notch gangster, you wanna fight? Come on!
You can't even flip me off, half your middle finger's gone!
You'll never succeed, work for me, I'll make you my elf,
You're not like Robin Hood at all, you only stole for yourself!
If I have to hear you rap, it'll make me go fucking balmy!
Say hello to my little friend, his name is Tommy!
== Jesse James: ==
I might be a great gang leader, but this failure certainly isn't!
I'll up and bitch-smack ya', then send you back to Alcatraz prison!
You're going down Al Capone, I'm making my impact, bitch,
All these times, and you get sent to jail for not paying taxes?
You killed people on Valentine's Day? Your wife must have enjoyed that!
But when people hear the word "gangster" you're the one they think of last!
Now that I've shown this immigrant, have fun burning in lyrical flames,
And next time, don't pick a fight with the legendary Jesse James!
== Al Capone: ==
Al Capone is hard as stone, bitch, you're weaker than wood!
I'll pop a cap on the ass of this wannabe Robin Hood!
Your rhymes don't affect me, they just make me stronger!
Maybe if you weren't such a neat freak, you would've lived a bit longer!
Some people belive you lived after being shot by Robert Ford,
But I'll kill those rumors along with you then collect my reward!
Even if you brought your whole entire gang, I could still beat you alone!
You want gangster? Well get this, you just got Ca-Pwned!
== Jesse James: ==
I think it's time that I give your bootlegging business the boot,
After that, i'll turn the tables and make you a prostitute!
You can't bribe me out of this, you're not even fit enough to fight!
And a cardiac's not the only arrest you're having tonight!
Ca-pwned? Capone don't give me none of that jazz!
How will you continue to rap when you're locked up in a lyrical Alcatraz?
I hope you're starting to question whether you're a pro or an amateur,
'Cause I just made your heart stop, call it a Valentine's Day Massacre!
== The Announcer: ==
=== WHO WON? ===
=== YOU DECIDE! ===
=== EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ===
<poll>
Who Won?
Al Capone
Jesse James
</poll>
Category:Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History
Category:Cameron Greely
Category:Jacob S.
Category:Al Capone
Category:Jesse James