RiggedDynamo

RiggedDynamo is a former member of Realms of Ninjago and advocate for strapping firearms to hamsters. He was an avid troll and would often use the :darethtroll: emote to mock people. He also liked flaunting his custom role because he is an ass.
He was usually referred to as "Rigged" or simply "Rig" on the server.
Due to the ambiguity of his age, he was oftentimes called "old man" and other variations by other patrons of the server on a regular basis.
== History ==
RiggedDynamo joined Realms of Ninjago sometime before his first message on the server on February 16, 2021. He was provoked to speak when in response to criticism against his favorite season of Ninjago, Rise of the Snakes. He would continue to be increasing active on the server since then.
Unaware that he was participating in a contest, Rigged won the counting contest of February 2021 and would get a custom role. Initially, he had his custom role be "walter" in hot pink, since he had no clue what he wanted the role to be.
On May 5th, Rigged got the idea to learn Blender and model the Sword of Fire (and eventually the other Golden Weapons). This was due to frustrations he had with LEGO's decision to make an entirely new model for the Sword of Fire to use in the LEGO sets instead of using the version that appears in the show, despite LEGO having a second chance to do exactly that when remolding the Sword of Fire piece. Exactly ten days later, on May 15th, Rigged completed the Scythe of Quakes, which was the last one needed to complete the collection.
In congratulations to his efforts, CStatic changed Rigged's custom role to gold and renamed it "First Spinjitzu Master", as was requested by Rigged a few days into his progress on the weapons.
On April 2nd, he was banned for saying "Great Socialist Arab Jamahiriya smells like farts" in an attempt to troll Ember. He was later unbanned, at which point he rejoined the RoN server and got his roles back, with Baklava giving him back his custom role.
On April 19th, the server spontaneously started wishing Rigged a happy birthday, after he said his birthday was [redacted].
On November 3rd, Rig silently left the server without explanation, until he was contacted by Rel, who asked why he had left.
== Achievements ==
* Recreated the models for the Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu in the pilot episodes of Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu, and in the first and tenth seasons of Ninjago.
** Now owns the "First Spinjitzu Master" role
* Being banned by Ember for not supporting the Great Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya.
== Quotes ==
* "Big"
** "Chungus"
* "I only have 1900 pings :disappointed_lloyd:"
* "i knew 35 digits (of pi) in eighth grade then i came upon that realization and was like 'fuck this it useless'"
* "shut up babies dont have the capacity to form opinions, therefore your opinion doesnt matter"
* "who the fuck is 'myself' and why do so many people reference them"
*"baklava, more like cock lava"
* *sends funny gif of among us characters twerking with clearly defined asscheeks*
** Trip: "!warn @RiggedDynamo Please do not send gifs of among us characters twerking with clearly defined asscheeks."
* "why yes, i do a respectable amount of trolling"
*"I am truly sorry you disagree with me, but as a matter of fact, your opinion is wrong. Let me explain. I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Unfortunately for you, you happen to hold a wrong one. Furthermore, your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mother. You will be detained in prison for the rest of your life over this matter. You will be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you have reading this, it will be too late for you. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural entities will punish you. The unstoppable march of time will punish you. Unknown forces from the outer depths of space will punish you. For international security, I have decided to nuke your domicile from orbit so there's no chance you can run away. Everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for the security of humanity. May this be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion: you have been warned."
* "I am reformed, I have done the last of my trolling." when becoming IndeterminateDynamo on April Fools' 2021
*"Great Socialist Arab Jamahiriya smells like farts :darethtroll:"
**Ember banned him for this act of trolling.
* "Hello CStatic. I understand you posted a meme via link/embed at 2:03AM UTC, correct? Well, I am a professional expert on the funny, and have several funny degrees from Oxford, Harvard, and a PhD in Theoretical Funny from MIT. I have analyzed the aforementioned meme you sent and can officially say that it is not funny. It ranks an abysmal 2.3 out of 7 on the GFI scale, and an overly high score of 55.4 out of a maximum 65 on the FBPLS. Summarily, not funny, didn't laugh."
**yes you did
* "daily friendly reminder to never strap firearms to your hamster"
** Rigged gave this reminder to the server every nearly single day, with the first instance being on the 13th of April, 2021, and the final instance being on the 12th of August, 2021, for a total of 117 reminders.
== Trivia ==
* Rigged is an avid fan of Halo, Titanfall, Marvel Comics, Star Wars, BIONICLE, and of course, Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. 
* Rigged is proficient in the lore of several of the above franchises, such as: Halo, Marvel Comics, and Star Wars.
*Rigged enjoys Daft Punk and other music from the 90s-00s, with some exceptions.
*Rigged enjoys drawing but does not make fanart. Nowadays, he spends his time that would've been spent drawing by working on and tweaking his Golden Weapons project.
**He plans on uploading the finished project onto a 3D-model sharing site, so that anybody can have access to the models, for 3D-printing or otherwise.
***This will likely never happen because he is too busy procrastinating and is far too much of a perfectionist
* Rigged dislikes shipping and shipping culture.
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