Math Quotes 4-26-21

Thank you. Bye
Mrs. B, I’m not sure where they are
Right, Ian?
Well I’m pretty sure Janelle’s asleep. (Laughs)
Mm-hmm.
I just spoke with Dave, and we’re both kind of on the same page.
Yeah, probably tomorrow, so
A before school appointment with him
Before 8am. That’s not normal.
But it just feels so empty.
All right.
First period was rough. Like very, very rough.
But I didn’t.
I lost the lid to this marker.
Thank you.
Here we go. Adjective. No, finish that packet.
He misses so much, that he gets so far behind.
Shotty work to begin with
Oh. She better not be quarantined.
Also, I think I cut my armpit shaving.
It’s not fun. It burns.
Oh you’re about to find out.
Task: 
Finish guided packet.
Ha ha!
Who’s going?
That’s actually off seal for getting that question wrong.
Um, oh, I sent you a message and you didn’t reply.
Well Ian, as soon as the pandemic is done being ridiculous, I’ll take you over to PennTech 
Think you be better at it one day.
Bulldozers, you can run those and...
Right, but you need to, listen to this. The demo guys need to be a certain way.
Implosion. Wrecking balls. All those things
I actually like going in there.
You’re going to learn to be a little handy.
If you can’t be handy,
You probably could.
Yeah.
Running.
Ian, you like to run. I just want you to run at appropriate times.
(Laughs)
Send it to Mrs. Storms cuz that’s actually pretty legit.
Ian, you’re kidding me, man.
That’s not true.
Everything.
How about you do some business?
Which I can relate to.
Whose son actually acts like a crazy baboon
Are you do some work?
If you do work while you listen, I do not mind.
If he was like a running coach or something.
Cuz people like Mrs. B need running coaches.
Oh, did you get the bumper sticker?
Okay, a life insurance agent.
Okay. Uh-huh.
And not just told me what I wanna hear
I thought I was gonna be like, working in advertising.
And I do not wanna do sales.
Yeah, good for her. I’m sure she’s gorgeous. I didn’t have that option.
Or I could be a DJ in the dying world of DJ’s
You know what though, I have like everyday presence 
Okay.
No joke. They’re not, okay.
(Laughs with Elisabeth)
Yeah, and I think she should learn to do it.
Yeah, that’s gonna be a big, big,
Can you say that again tomorrow when the boys are actually here?
They really think that’s gonna be a possibility.
Stay away from the young people.
Well you could adopt an older child.
Well, no, no, no, no, no. Not a baby. An older child.
Well, that’s having kids.
They’re impractically giving those ones away.
First, I got a job.
I got married. I was married for ten years.
Changing diapers.
With no Mom telling you what to do.
Guess what? Having insurance? That’s the law.
She make you watch a video?
He’s flipping burgers, he doesn’t even have his own back.
Listen, most adults, like I don’t know what the percentage is
Unless you’re Donald Trump
Or retail setting.
Mrs. Storms have you ever flipped burgers or 
Okay, Mrs. B did chicken. What did you do?
And adults actually need to make money, so
What’s your summer job?
Nice.
Pandemic madness.
It will be worth it.
Oh you can’t take money out of 
Is that the going age these days for retirement?
in a 403B. Here’s what happens. You pay your regular taxes on your pay check.
And grows tax free.
Buy, so you take that twenty five
It would add up quick.
Um, 
My husbands best friend worked at Burger King for years and years and years
That he did like ten years
(Sighs)
And he smells less like onion rings now, so that’s a bonus.
Do me a favor. What was the low salary you saw
So on your calculator, you should do, well I can do it on here. How many work days are there in a business 
There’s a total of 262 working days in a year.
That don’t make sense. Other way around.
I don’t know what he’s doing.
If you work every single day, which you pry won’t 
During support time?
Ian, I’m gonna erase your name cuz I don’t know why I wrote it.
Yes, Arissa, you are.
Arissa?
How are you today?
I hope you don’t do that when you’re an old man.
I will put you in a job