Parental Glideance

Guest star: Lenny Kravitz
musical guest - Kacey Musgraves
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Hammy: Psst. Hey.
Henry: Hey Kablammers, Henry and June here, welcoming you to Kablam 
Hammy: Henry, June
June: Hammy, not now. We're about to tell the people about todays episode 
Hammy: One little nut. I'll be your best friend. Please?
Henry: OK, here we go. Go.
Hammy: Yahoo!
June: Take it, mooch.
Zach: that’s what you say, This is a machine, you can tell a adult to help you, so, let’s work it out. 
Jodie: It looks like we’re gonna continue the conclusion of today we sing, tomorrow we dance
Henry: excuse me, gang, 
Jodie: yes, 
Zach: here’s some more cartoons
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Tape #213: Television
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlammers! Keep your hiner in the recliner. still to come... What a wonderful day, Life With Loopy. and when we return, more more your stars. right here on "KaBlam!" 
Nathan: That Prometheus and Bob segment is funny, A caveman was watching another segment of the short called "Tape #28, Trapping". 
Jodie: I could be watching cartoons like that caveman
For those of you who don’t know DreamWorks Animation's movie "Over the Hedge", It's about a bunch of woodland creatures who wake up from five months of winter hibernation to discover a giant hedge running right through the middle of their forest.
And on the other side of it, a hundred brand-new homes. Now, they totally freak out worrying about how they'll survive when along comes RJ, the super-cool raccoon and he is played by none other than the big action star Bruce Willis. 
RJ: What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
Bruce Willis: It's pretty cool, right?
Gahh.... wrecks my pig, stole my orchestra, and are in my cooler! Get out of there, you kids!
Aw, come on, You're not gonna eat all that watermelon.
Please, I'm about to go on!
Go ahead. We'll stay here and guard your cooler!
Anything else from you, Hammy?
Hammy: Oh, I can burp my ABC's. A, B, C...
Well, like I was saying, 
Hammy: ...Y, Z.
All audience members (Genevieve, Liam, Blake, Zachary, Robert, Amber and Teala): Let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our very own Dime Store Cowgirl – Kacey Musgraves!
Kacey Musgraves: I've had my picture made with Willie Nelson
Stayed in a hotel with a pool
Driven through New Mexico where the saguaro cactus grow
And I felt really small under Mount Rushmore
And I made it all the way past Austin city limits
And maybe for a minute, I got too big for my britches, but
I'm just a dime store cowgirl
That's all I'm ever gonna be
You can take me out of the country
But you can't take the country out of me, no
'Cause I'm still the girl from Golden
Had to get away so I could grow
But it don't matter where I'm goin'
I'll still call my hometown home
Slept in a room with the ghost of Gram Parsons
Drank some wine I can't afford
Went to San Antonio to the Riverwalk and the rodeo
Seen the white cliffs of Dover from the shore
And I kinda fell in love with a Palm Springs trailer park
But those California stars could never steal my heart
'Cause I'm just a dime store cowgirl
That's all I'm ever gonna be
You can take me out of the country
But you can't take the country out of me, no
'Cause I'm still the girl from Golden
Had to get away so I could grow
But it don't matter where I'm goin'
I'll still call my hometown home
I'm happy with what I got, 'cause what I got is all I need
Just 'cause it don't cost a lot, don't cost a lot, don't mean it's cheap
'Cause I'm just a dime store cowgirl
That's all I'm ever gonna be
You can take me out of the country
But you can't take the country out of me, no
'Cause I'm still the girl from Golden
Had to get away so I could grow
But it don't matter where I'm goin'
I'll still call my hometown home
Yeah, I'll still call my hometown home
(crowd cheers, and the hosts including the audience members enter the stage)
audience member (Teala): That’s the end of our show! Let’s give it all a hand for our musical guest, Kacey Musgraves!
audience member (Blake): Anything else from you, Hammy?
Hammy: Oh, I can burp my ABC's. A, B, C...
Well, like we were saying, we’ll see you next time on KaBlam! 
Hammy: ...Y, Z.
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