Transcripts/Spring Breakdown

LMB theme song
:[calypso music]
:[seagulls squawking]
:[ship's horn blows]
:Celestia: Spring break!
:[visitors conversing]
:Celestia: Spring break!
:[splash]
:Celestia: SPRIIIIIIIIIING BREEEEEEEEEEAK!!!
:[]
:Luna: [reading] Welcome aboard the KLM Cruise Ship, where you'll set sail for a full week with the Netherlands' sparkle on our most deluxe luxury liner!
:Vincent: Ooh! Sounds... luxurious.
:Luna: [to Vincent] As a Fluttershy delegate, did you see there's a petting zoo onboard?
:Celestia: Mmmm! Smoothies!
:Luna: And an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet, you can... eat all you... can eat at?
:Celestia: [screams] Luna, this cruise has everything! And a moving floor!
:[floorboards creak]
:Dennis: [gags, gulps] I think I may have forgotten to pack my sea legs. [gags]
:Martin: Thank you for organizing this trip, Luna.
:Jason: I've gotta hand it to ya. You really have an eye for climactic battle settings!
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes (except Jason): Huh?
:Jason: Imagine going head to head with a sea monster by the pool!
:*-*-*
:[people screaming]
:Jason: [voiceover] Ka-chow! Aulia's evil magic flows up the diving pool! [imitates explosion] The boat's sinking! Everyone's screaming!
:*-*-*
:Jason: And then we fight for Petrovburg!
:Vincent: Oh. Is that goddamn princess okay in there?
:Jason: Better than okay! [slurps] She's our friend now! Best spring break ever!
:[beat]
:Martin: Or we could do... not that.
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [agree]
:Luna: I was hoping we could do something without... having to battle against Princess Aulia and her curse magic for republic's good destiny?
:Dennis: We couldn't even spend the day at our country's embassy at Equestria without creatin' any calamity.
:Jason: Which we then uncalaminated, like literal awesome superheroes!
:[beat]
:Tobias: [sighs] Luna, this is a most deserved respite. We're all very thankful for the chance to relax and do absolutely nothing.
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [agreeing]
:[cell phone buzzes]
:Tobias: Oh! [gasps, screams, pants]
:Jason: What is it? Aulia's evil magic?!
:Tobias: A GPS alert! We're in the international waters!
:Jason: [gasps] What does that mean?
:Tobias: Tax-free shopping! [laughs]
:Martin: This is gonna sound crazy...
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes (except Jason): [indistinct conversing]
:["Het Wilhelmus" instrumental song]
:[doors open]
:Celestia: Ooh! Netherlands' dishes! Honey walnut klappertaart! Candy-coated poffertjes! Banana sorbet delight! [gasps] Triple Choco-Berry! Blasted Butter Biscuit! Ontbijtkoek?! [squeals] I waited my whole life to taste a cake like this! NOOOOO!
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: [French accent] Excusez moi, Mademoiselle Célestine et Monsieur Tcheïson. How about one fresh from ze oven?
:[heavenly choir]
:Celestia: [gasps]
:Jason: Hee-yah!
:Celestia: CAKE OVERBOARD!
:[splat!]
:[visitors gasp]
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: [gasps, Dutch accent] Mijn koek!
:[steaming]
:Jason: [nervous laugh]
:Jason and Celestia: [scream]
:[thud]
:[doors slam]
:Jason: [nervous laugh] You saw it. She had... uh... spatula. So... you're welcome.
:[goats bleating, birds chirping]
:Vincent: A goat on a boat? [laughs] Now I've seen everything.
:[rabbit chittering]
:Vincent: Aren't just the softest things?
:[rabbit chittering]
:Vincent: You have forty-two grandchildren? Wow, Bouncy, that is impressive! I'd love to meet them.
:Jason: Not today, Vincent!
:Vincent: Whoa!
:Jason: Sure, it seems cute and cuddly now. But have you seen what an Aulia-infected evil rabbit can do?
:[beat]
:Vincent: Um... eat carrots?
:Jason: Yeah, evil carrots!
:[whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
:[ship creaking]
:Dennis: [gagging]
:Jason: What's up, D.I.?
:Dennis: Hmmmph. Mmmph! Mmmmmph!
:Jason: You can't talk?
:Dennis: Mmmm-mmmmmm, mmm-mmmmm!
:Jason: Princess Aulia stole your voice?
:Dennis: Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm...
:Jason: [doing rukat on Dennis] Out! Aulia's evil divine! Out!
:Dennis: [gulps, sighs, retches]
:Jason: Or you're seasick. Heh. Because of Aulia's evil magic?!
:[beat]
:Jason: Or not. Heh.
:[rock music]
:Jason: Has anyone seen Princess Aulia and her bad magic on board?!
:[record scratch]
:[civilians muttering]
:Jason: [gasps]
:[door opens]
:[mystical music]
:Jason: [gasps]
:Cecil Lulamoon: Prepare yourself!
:Jason: Princess Cecil, I'm ready for anything!
:Cecil Lulamoon: [laughs] Prepare yourself... for the Great and Powerful Cecil from the Basara High Seas! Two shows daily! Tip your waitresses!
:Jason: Wasn't ready for that.
:Cecil Lulamoon: Why, hello, Jason. If you're hoping for a glimpse of the ultimate power in the universe, you'll have to wait 'til tonight.
:Jason: Nah. Just looking for bad magic, princess.
:Cecil Lulamoon: Sorry to disappoint you, but the bad magic of others always follows the amazing magic of me.
:Jason: What do you mean?
:Cecil Lulamoon: Ugh, I'm talking about the old grandpas in the audience who see my show and then try to impress their kids with a disappearing quarter trick on their way home!
:Jason: Their magic only shows up in response to your magic! Huh! You're a genius princess!
:Cecil Lulamoon: Well, obviously. Now, do you mind helping me shove this ten-foot handkerchief down my sleeve? [struggles]
:[pop music]
:[squeaks]
:Tobias: Nine, ninety-nine? [giggles] My savvy shopping smarts strike again! Here's ten. [struggles]
:[coin clinks]
:Azri: [Dutch accent, grunts] By golly, that's real copper, it is! Blooming delightful! A... penny for your thoughts, miss?
:Tobias: [stammers, laughs] Oh, you can't afford my thoughts.
:Azri: [chuckles] Quite right. Lovable scamp like mijzelf. Azri Moravski, that's mijn naam, innit? Uh, need a 'and?
:Tobias: Uh, Azri? My name's Toby, Tobias Ratnasari.
:Azri: Uh, Tob'yas? Hmmm.
:Tobias: Uh, no-no-no-no-no. Tobias.
:Azri: Tob'yas?
:Tobias: Close enough.
:[guitar strum]
:[tambourine jangle]
:Luna: Hmmm... Look at us! Getting ready to play at a pool party! Who knows what hijinks will ensue, am I right? Maybe I'll fall in the pool fully clothed! And everyone will laugh! [laughs] Are you not having fun, Tia?
:Celestia: [sighs] My whole life, I've been taught that there are Dutch berry blast, a butter biscuit on an ontbijtkoek with two layers of chocolate. But this afternoon, I saw the truth. The buffet has a triple choco-berry, blasted butter biscuit, ontbijtkoek.
:Luna: How was it?!
:Celestia: I don't know! 'Cause Jason got me banned from the buffet!
:Luna: What the heck?
:Vincent: He also scared the animals in the petting zoo. Now they've no longer want pets. [whispered] It's just a zoo.
:Dennis: Ugh. He sure wasn't helpin' me not get sick off the side of the boat.
:Luna: But you're still having fun, right?
:Vincent: Oh, of course.
:Celestia: [sarcastically] Yeah.
:Dennis: [gags]
:Luna: I'm sorry, everyone...
:Martin: It's not your fault, Luna.
:Jason: Hey, gang! Sorry I'm late! So, listen. I've got an idea for our show tonight! We unleash some awesomeness on the crowd! I'm talkin' rainbow lasers!
:Martin: Is that a thing?
:Jason: [laughs] Yeah! When we—
:Celestia: Do you mean when we turn into ponies or do you mean—?
:Jason: No! The other thing!
:Martin: I always called that "pony up".
:Jason: [scoffs] The rainbow lasers!
:Vincent: I don't think that's a thing.
:Jason: It will be after we do it tonight! Who's with me?
:Martin: Jason, can I talk to you for a second? [sighs, gulps] Luna worked really hard to plan this trip for all of us, and... uh, how can I say this without being mean?
:Jason: Just say it! I can take it!
:Martin: You're ruining it for everyone!
:Jason: Ouch! Your words just... punched my feelings.
:Martin: You said you could take it. Just stop looking for a problem when there isn't one! How's that?
:Tobias: [giggles] Hello, buddies!
:Luna: Where have you been, Lady Toby?
:Azri: 'Avin' a li'l chat with me – Azri, she was!
:[beat]
:Azri: All right, all right. Thanks for ev'rything, Tob'yas.
:Tobias: [sighs]
:Azri: Goed lucht for all that music en whatnot.
:Dennis: [gags]
:Azri: Cheers!
:Tobias: [sighs] It's like he fell out of a historical romance novel.
:Vincent: Masha Allah, is that how romance sounds?
:[water rushing]
:[wind pulsing]
:Tobias: [claps]
LMB song: All Good
:[Jason]
:Get in the groove
:You bring your dancing stones
:I'll bring the attitude
:You bring the crew so we can move
:Light up the floor
:Turn up the bass
:Yeah, let me see that smile on your face
:Come on and go with the flow
:Gonna steal the show, yeah
:[Luna]
:Let me show you how it goes
:[Martin]
:Repeat after me!
:[Friheten Rainbooms] (x2)
:'Cause it's all, all, all, all good
:I feel abso-absolutely amazing
:[Jason]
:Rainbow lasers!
:[instrumental break]
:[boom!]
:[light bulbs popping]
:[visitors screaming]
:[power winding down]
:[visitors mumbling]
:Jason: Oh! It's about to go down!
:KLM cruise patrons: The ship's going down?!
:[visitors screaming]
:Jason: Not the ship! The ship's not going down! Ugh! I meant Aulia's evil magic! Stop screaming!
:[worried conversing]
:Vincent: What happened to the lights?
:Tobias: What happened to the engine?
:Celestia: Awww, I hate seeing a party get shut down before its time.
:Dennis: The good news is now that it's dark, maybe my brain won't know I'm on a boat. [gags] Oh, no. It heard me. Blegh!
:Luna: Let's not let a little thing like a total mechanical and electrical failure ruin our fun.
:[Celestia's tambourine jingles]
:Luna: Leave it to me!
:Jason: Princess Aulia's wasting her time! Because that's her curse magic!
:Martin: Stop!
:Jason: You stop! We show off our magic, and literally ten seconds later, the power blows? We scared whatever's out there, and it's fighting back! We should split up and search the ship! Who's with me?
:[silence]
:Jason: Ugh! That's the last time I ask "who's with me?".
:Luna: I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but, heh, may I?
:[pipes rattling]
:Luna: [groans] What a mess! Did you even read the six-hundred-page online emergency handbook?!
:[cartoonish skittering]
:Celestia: Time to raid the dessert buffet under cover of darkness! Triple choco-berry, blasted butter biscuit, ontbijtkoek, here I come!
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: Who said zat?!
:Celestia: No one, Frau Nate! Shouldn't you be upstairs?
:[thud]
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: Somebody has to guard ze ontbijtkoek cakes! Stay back! I have a spatula!
:[zip!]
:Celestia: [slurps]
:[muffled Irish stepping music]
:Tobias: Hello, Azri.
:[muffled conversation]
:Tobias: Azri? Are you down here? I was just, uh, [clears throat] in the neighborhood, and, um...
:[door opens]
:[music gets louder]
:Tobias: What?!
:[rhythmic clapping]
:Tobias: Who needs electricity when you have... [stammers] whatever this is?
:[water splashing]
:Jason: [sighs]
:[lightning strikes]
:[electrical humming]
:Jason: Whoa! I knew it! Aulia's evil magic! You guys gotta see this!
:[zip!]
:[wrench sounds]
:Luna: [groans] All that's left is to hold this lead wire in place while the auxiliary unit cycles, and everything should be back to normal in three... two... one—
:Jason: No time for that, bro!
:Luna: Aah!
:[kaboom!]
:[music]
:[explosion]
:Jason: No time for that!
:Celestia: [squeals]
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: Gah! Banned for life!
:[]
:Azri: [chuckles] Well, mijn schild worked in a coal mine, but I always wanted to dance! Eh, a fancy lady like you wouldn't understand.
:Tobias: Well, actually, in the presidential play about "Sunset of Mediolanum", I played as Rini – the coal miner's daughter who danced in Milanese magical boots from her fairy bootfather. So... [nervous laugh]
:[sweeping romantic music]
:Tobias: [nervous laugh] Aah!
:Jason: No time for that!
:[]
:Jason: I promise, this is more important than all of your things.
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [skeptical murmuring]
:Celestia: I don't think so!
:Jason: Behold! Aulia's curse magic!
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: Huh?
:Jason: What? Huh? The whole ocean was glowing a minute ago! It went "whoosh-whoosh-whoosh" w-with little ribbon thingies!
:Luna: [indignantly] Do you know which god can conjure the greatest magic of all? It's only Allah. No other god can we trust to but Him.
:Jason: What?
:Luna: What you saw was probably nothing more than an innate phosphorescent biochemical property of common algae.
:Jason: Whaaaat? If that's what you think, then let's get in lifeboats and I'll prove it! The magic came from that way! We sail out and find the source!
:Luna: And then?
:Jason: Then it's go time!
:Luna: Which means?
:Jason: We take no prisoners!
:Luna: We take no prisoners!
:Jason: Who?
:Luna: The prisoners. That's kidnapping! Are you even listening to yourself?!
:Jason: [growls] You don't want me to be right because you're scared to be a superhero!
:Luna: We're not superheroes!
:Jason: Uh, oh...! Excuuuuse me! We're just ordinary heroes who have fight for Petrovburg from complete destruction multiple times!
:Luna: Uh, yes.
:Jason: Keep telling yourself that! But the rest of us aren't in denial! Right, everyone? Let's get to those boats and do what we do best! Who's with me?!
:Tobias: [growls]
:Dennis: Hmmph.
:Celestia: [growls]
:Jason: [sighs] Okay, that's the last time I say that.
:[lightning strikes]
:[chandelier jingles]
:Dennis: [gagging]
:Luna: I wasn't very nice to Jason last night.
:Martin: Luna, no one's blaming you for wanting to give us a normal spring break. We'd be having one if it weren't for me. I brought magic to this republic in since I was permanently moved from Seborga High and joined you at Canterlot Presidentials.
:Luna: I wouldn't trade you for anything in this republic. In this Petrovburg.
:Martin: Aww. Same here. How about we make sure Jason knows that, too?
:[doors open]
:Celestia: [sighs, gasps]
:Vincent: [giggles]
:[wind blowing]
:Luna: Jason! Let's have a do-over!
:[water splashing]
:Martin: You don't think he went off into the storm, do you?
:Luna: Hmm... I'll call him.
:[dial tone ringing]
:Jason's voicemail: What up, nerds? It's Jason Esofita, having way too much fun being awesome to answer your call! So leave a message, if you're too old to text me!
:[lightning strikes]
:Luna: You're going after him?
:Martin: He wouldn't even be out there if I hadn't brought magic to our republic in the first place. What about you? Are you in?
:Luna: Of course I'm in, princess. A hundred percent on board!
:[thunder]
:Martin: Then get on board.
:Luna: I just said I.... "On board".
:Dennis: Oof. I'll fix the engine while you're gone, Luna. We'll be ready to go before that storm hits us. [sickly groan]
:Martin: But you're seasick, Dennis. Going below deck is the worst thing you could do.
:Dennis: [gulps] Not worse than losin' Jason.
:Celestia: I'll help keep people calm! Get cake. I mean, keep people calm!
:Vincent: By the fidelity, I'll make sure there's life jackets for everyone. Even grandchildren.
:Tobias: And I'll inform the below-deck crew. Even though we're from two diplomatic republics. One a lonely coal miner, the other a sophisticated beaut—
:Dennis: [gags]
:Tobias: I mean... [clears throat] I'll, uh, I'll, uh, I'll help Dennis!
:Martin: [to the rest of the Petrovburg Heroes] We'll find Jason and be back as soon as possible. [to Luna] Let's go, my darling boy!
:Luna: Okey-dokey.
:[motor running]
:Martin: You forgot to untie the rope.
:Luna: Oh, yeah?
:[adventurous music]
:[lightning strikes]
:[motor winds down]
:Martin: There! That's his boat! Jason!
:Luna: Any sign of him? You don't think he... went in there?
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks]
:Martin: Where's Jason when we need him?
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks] I'm going in that jungle!
:Martin: "I'm going in that jungle"? This parrot from the Fluttershy Corps must be repeating what it said. Let's go!
:[beat]
:Luna: In there?
:[thunder and lightning]
:[animal sounds]
:Luna: Anyone could've said that.
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks] Or my name isn't Jason Esofita! [squawks]
:Luna: Ugh! Fine.
:[suspenseful music]
:[bat squeaking]
:Luna: [yells, screams, yells, growls, pants, yells]
:[splat]
:Luna: [groans]
:[plants rustling]
:Luna: [giggles, screeches, yells, growls]
:Jason: Help! Help! Heeeeeellllllp! Ugh! [sighs] Way to go, Jason. You did it again. You had to go off on your own, didn't you?
:Martin: Jason!
:Jason: Oh, hey! Uh, heh, 'sup? Um, just takin' a rest in here, y'know? Finding Aulia's evil magic is hard work.
:Luna: [indignantly] Did you find any?
:Jason: Nah. Just quicksand.
:Martin: Ugh. Don't struggle. We'll find something to pull you out.
:Jason: Struggle? [struggling] Who's struggling?
:Luna: [sighs, under his breath] Typical Jason!
:Jason: I've had a little time to think.
:[blub]
:Jason: A lot of time, actually. And I spent most of it wishing I could make it up to you. Because you were right.
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks] Luna's wrong!
:Jason: Anyone... could've said that.
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks] Or my name isn't Jason Esofita!
:Jason: Ugh! Gotta stop saying my name all the time, you Fluttershy devil!
:Luna: [scoffs]
:Jason: I was a little annoyed at first, but I'll admit it: I ruined everyone's spring break for nothing. There's no magic out here! Nothing magical at all!
:[suspenseful music]
:Jason: The only villain trying to ruin spring break was me.
:[monster growling]
:Martin: —And maybe that giant plant monster?
:Jason: What giant plant monster?
:Luna: That giant plant monster!
:Martin: [screaming]
:[plant monster growling]
:Jason: [screaming] Get me out of here!
:Luna: [struggling] We're trying!
:Martin: [yells]
:Jason: Try harder!
:Martin: Ugh!
:Jason: Oof!
:Luna: [gasps]
:[plant monster roars]
:[splat]
:Martin: Oof! Take my hand!
:Jason: Take your hand? [panting]
:Martin: I've seen something like this before.
:[sparkling]
:Martin: This is definitely Aulia's curse magic!
:Luna: [gasps, struggles] I can't hold it back much longer!
:Martin: I have a way out of this. Do you trust me?
:Jason: Of course!
:Martin: See you soon!
:Jason: Whoa!
:Luna: Did you just...?!
:Martin: I'll explain later! We jump on three!
:[monster roars]
:Luna: Oof!
:Martin: One, two, three!
:[slow motion sounds]
:[magic booming]
:[water rushing]
:Martin: [panting]
:Luna: Where are we?
:Jason: Not about to get eaten. Good enough for me.
:Martin: It's... more complicated than that.
:[magic sounds]
:Jason: Whoa...!
:Luna: [gasps, screams]
:[]
:Luna: [continues screaming, pants, screams again, screams louder] What the... PONY FACE! I have been transformed into a lunar male pony!
:Martin: Luna! You're okay! This is supposed to happen!
:Luna: [gasps] All around us are horse things!
:Martin: 'Round here we call them "pony riders".
:Jason: Incoming! Wah!
:[thud]
:Jason: [groans]
:Martin: That wasn't quicksand back there. The sand was covering an international border gate to Equestria. I thought there was only one from the state university to Mrs. Finn's mirror, but who knows how many there are and where they might lead?
:Luna: Sorry, I wasn't listening. Because she is our mother!
:Jason: Y'know, Luna, since I kinda messed things up on the boat, maybe this could be your vacation!
:Luna: Hmmm...
:Jason: We're here, we're ponies. Let's have some fun! Pony style! Whoa!
:Martin: Uh, that's not a thing we say.
:Luna: This would be a fantastic opportunity to study the physical laws of a novel dimension.
:Martin: Shouldn't we be getting back?
:Jason: It's just a little rain. I'm sure our friends are fine.
:[lightning]
:[visitors screaming]
:Dennis: [sighs, on walkie-talkie] Breaker-breaker four-and-a-half, this is "Red Delicious" requestin' a storm status update! Over!
:Tobias: [on walkie-talkie] Ahoy, uh, matey! Uh, this is Toby. Please repeat.. the words you said.
:Celestia: [squeals]
:[lightning]
:Tobias: I'm beginning to wonder if— [screams]
:[splash]
:Tobias: —if this is no ordinary storm!
:Celestia: I don't think Jason heard you.
:[lightning]
:Tobias, Vincent, and Celestia: [scream]
:[]
:Martin: [whispering] We'd better keep a low profile. Follow my lead.
:[zip!]
:[whimsical music]
:[apples thudding]
:Martin: [whinnies]
:[bushes rustling]
:[cartoonish skittering]
:[in the Petrovburg Embassy]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: A little higher on the left.
:Spike: [grunting]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Now on the right.
:Spike: [grunting]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: A little more. [gasps] Princess Martin!
:Martin: Captain Twilight!
:Spike: [grunting]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: It's wonderful to see you, princess. What are you doing here?
:Martin: It's a long story, Captain Twilight.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Wait. How are you coming in the front door and not up from where we keep the mirror? [gasps] You found another portal between republics!
:Martin: I guess it wasn't that long.
:Luna: Sounds good, Princess Martin. I like that.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Jason! Luna! Good to see you boys again! What about the others?
:Martin: Oh, they're back home waiting for us. But they're fine. No reason to hurry back.
:[back in the KLM Cruise Ship]
:[lightning]
:Vincent: Oh, I hope they hurry back!
:Celestia: Dennis said to tell you that she's about to reconnect the engine and we might feel a little jolt.
:Vincent: Oh. When, Tia?
:Celestia: Oh, she didn't say.
:[vroom!]
:Tobias, Vincent, and Celestia: [scream]
:Dennis: I can't slow it down!
:[lightning]
:Dennis: And we just lost steering!
:[back in the Petrovburg Embassy]
:Spike: —and that's the last time I ever went to a dragon wedding!
:Sergey, Martin, Luna, and Jason: [laugh]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you have to try Chef Tokugawa's chocolate fondue. It takes twenty minutes though.
:Luna: Ah, we have all the time in the republic.
:[]
:Celestia: We're running out of time!
:Tobias and Vincent: [scream]
:Celestia: [screams]
:[]
:Pony Celestia: [screaming]
:Martin: Did you hear that? It sounded like Tia yelling.
:[wheels spinning]
:Pony Celestia: I was yelling, silly! Standing at the front door yelling, "Fondue delivery!" Oh, hey, Jason, Luna. Here. You have to try this! It's a fresh batch!
:Jason: Uh, ow! Too hot! It needs to be, like, twenty percent cooler.
:[magic sounds]
:Luna: [grunts, munches] Mmm! I love this!
:[back in the KLM Cruise Ship]
:[thunder and lightning]
:Tobias: I hate this!
:Tobias and Celestia: [grunting]
:Vincent: [groans] Allahu akbar! Stay in fidelity! I can't take much more of this!
:Celestia: You might not have to! [gasps] Rock ho!
:Tobias, Vincent, and Celestia: [scream]
:[metal ripping]
:Dennis: [yells]
:[ship creaking]
:[water sloshing]
:[visitors gasping and screaming]
:Cecil Lulamoon: Behold! The vase is now empty! The question is – can the Great and Powerful Cecil bring the water back?!
:[water splashing]
:Cecil Lulamoon: Oh, no! I'm too powerful! I'm too powerful!!
:Vincent: [gasps] We're... sinking!
:[]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: And that was from the time Luna has rescued his own youth. [giggles] Which really gave me some perspective on the importance of mentoring.
:Luna: You are, like, superheroes!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Oh, we're not superheroes.
:Luna: Sure, just ordinary people, even their pony counterparts who save the republic from complete destruction multiple times.
:Jason: Sound familiar?
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Here's a good one. Best from Norway.
:[magic sounds]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: This is based on the battle with Storm King. He and Princess Aulia stole our country's friendly magic and used it to create the most powerful storm – called Aulia's curse magic. But, luckily, the Petrovburg National Guard – include the country's defense staffs and I were able to work together to drain their magic and seal their power into this.
:Jason: [gasps]
:Martin and Luna: [awed reactions]
:Jason: This symbol looks familiar.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: You've... seen this before?
:Jason: It's just... That symbol, Sergey. It looks exactly like what I thought I saw in the water when we were back on the boat. But we sure that that the strength is only belongs to Allah – the Father of Nature.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: When you saw the thing that looked exactly like this thing, there wasn't any thunder or lightning accompanying it, [nervous laugh] right?
:Martin: Uh, there was definitely thunder.
:Luna: Wallahu a'lam – only Allah knows.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Let's pray to Allah. Think that maybe there's a chance by His will when we defeated Princess Aulia, all of her allies, and another devil that was made by herself – Storm King, we didn't capture all of their magic, and maybe it found its way into our beloved Petrovburg. It might be turning into a giant, magic storm and threatening, we'll have to cry out: ALLAHU AKBAR!
:Martin: La ilaha ill-Allah – There's no god but Allah.
:Luna: Muhammadan Rasulullah – Muhammad is His messenger.
:Jason: Go, Luna and Princess Martin! It's rescue time!
:[back in the KLM Cruise Ship]
:[wind whipping]
:[water splashing]
:[visitors gasping and screaming]
:[metal creaking]
:[thunder and lightning]
:Vincent: We're sinking!
:Celestia: To the lifeboats!
:[lightning]
:[splash]
:[bubbling]
:Celestia: And there go the lifeboats. That was a very specific lightning strike.
:[thunder and lightning]
:[KLM patrons screaming]
:[electrical humming]
:[]
:Jason: No time to lose! Let's do this!
:Luna: Everybody, grab on!
:Martin: Right!
:[magic sounds]
:Luna: Weather update – sunny!
:Jason: With a chance of awesome!
:Martin: I can't believe how easy that was!
:Luna: I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.
:[far-off screaming]
:Jason: I hope we don't have to go looking for trouble anymore.
:[fireworks exploding]
:Jason: Just have to be there for each other when it finds us.
:Luna: But I guess if you hadn't run off, we wouldn't have what we need to go back and save our Friheten friends.
:Jason: All part of the plan.
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks] "The ship is still sinking!" [squawks]
:Martin: Boys! The ship is sinking!
:[KLM patrons screaming]
:Luna: Oh no!
:Martin: We gotta help them!
:Fluttershy parrot: [squawks]
:[pull-cord cranking]
:Luna: [grunts] It won't start!
:Jason: Time to rescue! [grunts, panting]
:[ship rattling]
:Celestia: [gasps]
:Luna: Are you guys okay?
:Celestia: You're back! [laughs, squeals] While you were gone, we fixed the boat, but then we crashed into a rock, and we're sinking, so... we ruined our spring break! [sobs]
:Luna: It's not your fault, Tia. The storm was definitely Princess Aulia and her curse magic. Jason was right all along. Whatever the seven of us are facing, however our lives are changing, we're going through it together. So, let's get everyone off this boat like the superheroes we are! Who's with me?
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: We are!
:Jason: [grunts] See how easy that was?!
:Luna: You thinking what I'm thinking?
:Jason: Rainbow lasers?
:Luna: Pony up!
:Martin: I thought we were calling it—
:Jason: No, we agreed on—
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [cheer] Long live Luna – our proud boy!
:Celestia: Fight for Petrovburg, Frihetens!
:[pony-up music and sounds]
:Vincent: I'll get the animals!
:Martin: Dennis, Jason, Tia, and I will make sure the decks are clear!
:Jason: Oh yeah!
:Tobias: I'll make a new lifeboat!
:Luna: I'll help!
:["Het Wilhelmus" instrumental song]
:[magic sounds]
:[rabbit whimpering]
:[rabbit chittering]
:Vincent: [whimpers]
:[zipping]
:Martin: Head for the lifeboat! That way!
:[little girl crying]
:[music]
:[no dialogue]
:[little girl crying]
:[door pounding]
:Dennis: Stay back!
:[door opens]
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: [grunting]
:[fanfare]
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: I thought I told "you never to come in here!".
:Celestia: Good thing, I'm the savior diva.
:Chef Natalia Tokugawa: I'm trapped. My foot is stuck!
:Celestia and Chef Natalia: [grunting]
:Celestia: [deep breath, bubbling] Triple choco-berry, blasted butter biscuit, ontbijtkoek! [munching]
:[water splashing]
:Celestia: Is that everyone?
:Jason: All clear!
:Dennis: Okay! Let's shove off!
:[vroom!]
:[KLM patrons conversing]
:Vincent: [giggles]
:Azri: [Dutch accent] Well, I zuppoze this is goed-bij.
:Tobias: Take care of yourself.
:Azri: You, too, Tob'yas.
:Tobias: Azri, don't let anyone tell you that you can't be a dancer. [dramatically] For all coal turns to Bavaria's diamonds!
:Azri: [non-accent] That's the best advice I've ever heard!
:Tobias: Thank yo— Wait. What?
:Vincent: So... now what?
:Martin: I might have a way home. But it's... kinda weird.
:[in the Petrovburg Embassy at Equestria]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: A little more on the left.
:[picture creaking]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: A little more. Perfect. Good girl, Spike.
:Spike: Phew!
:[crash!]
:Spike: [groans]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: What the hell is that?!
:Martin: [singsongy] Woo-hoo, Captain Twilight, we're back!
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [facepalms]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Kerusuhan Musim Semi
Category:LMB transcripts