Dragon Ball OS: Cultural Shock (Fanfiction Remake)

Fanfiction Which Was Based On Dragon Ball OS
Main Characters
Seri/Tightsika/Bulchi/Bran/Kiana Ora/Marissa/Taylor/Rose/Cressa/Magnet/Gine/Mara/Jade- Seri Has Long Dark Brown Upwards Spiked Hair With One Bang Sticking Out On Top And Darker Maroon Red Sideways Spiked Hair Seri Was Hazelnut Skinned Seri Has Darker Brown Eyebrows Seri Has Black Eyelids Seri Wore White Lenses With Light Purple Eyes And Black Irises Seri Had An Black Nose Seri Has An Black Mouth Shaped Like An Smile Seri Wore An Orange Necklace Seri Wore An Black Top With Orange Pads Showing Her Huge Hazelnut Black Outlined Boobs And Hazelnut Muscular Curved Stomach Seri Wore White Baggy Pants Showing Her Big Ass Seri Wore Dark Red High Socks Seri Wore Black Shoes Seri Wore Black Wristbands
Goku- Raditz Surprisingly Offered Goku An Senzu Beans After Raditz Kidnapped Goku's Adult Son Gohan Goku Seeing This As An Chance To Be With Chi-Chi Accepted Goku Then Orders To Get The Strongest Fighters Available To Fight The Saiyan Invaders Who Raditz Said Will Come Back To Kill Off The Earthlings Trunks Brought In Future Gohan And Future Trunks Goku Smiled And Said I Like The Way You Think Trunks
Vegeta- Vegeta Asked Goku What Was Going On Goku Said Raditz Kidnapped Gohan Vegeta Was Angry And Pissed Off Vegeta Smirked And Said Alright Kakarot You Win I'll Join In
Piccolo- Piccolo Who Had No Idea That His Student Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Piccolo Hated Raditz Just As Much As Goku Did
Future Bulma Briefs- Bulma Who Was Revealed As Jonathan's Mother Has Gotten Extremely Powerful During Her Training In The Future Timeline Bulma Briefs Who Had An Power Level Of 987,000,000,000 Was Stronger
Future Vegeta- Vegeta Wants One Thing And That Is To See Raditz Dead At The Hands Of Jonathan And Goku
Dende- The Young Teenager Namekian Adult Who Possesses The Ability To Heal Anyone
Trunks- Trunks Who Finds Himself In An Upcoming Battle Trunks Is 25 In This Fanfiction
Gohan- Gohan 25 Years Old Proclaimed As The Most Powerful Being On Earth Was Kidnapped By Raditz Gohan And Raditz Soon Realized That The Earth Was In Danger Raditz Wondered If He Did Something Wrong To Cause Trouble
Future Bulla Briefs- Bulla Giggled At The Prospect Of Joining Other Saiyans Such As Jonathan Himself In An Battle For Earth
Bardock- Bardock Was Livid And Pissed Off When He Found Out That Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Bardock Blamed It On Raditz Bardock Was Determined To Get His Son Gohan Back
Future Gohan- The Alternate Timeline Counterpart Of Gohan He Being Much Stronger And More Experienced
Jonathan- The Powerful Saiyan From Earth Volunteers To Fight Alongside Them
Future Goku- The Future Timeline Counterpart Of Goku Goku Has Goku's Kamehameha Technique And Is Stronger Than Ever Before
Goten- Goten Along With His Wife Valese Decided To Train In Preparation For The Saiyan Invaders In 11 Years  
Valese- Valese Is Full Of Surprises Valese Could Use Her Dodon Ray And Galick Gun Valese Finally Mastered Her Super Saiyan Form
Chi-Chi- Chi-Chi Was Devastated When She Finds Out That Her Son Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz That Gave Chi-Chi Motivation To Train Herself Hard
Lime- The Young 19 Year Old Girl Encounters Trunks Lime Has Proven Herself To Be Both Dependable And Reliable Lime Is Actually A Lot Stronger Than She Looks Lime Is Quite Useful In Battle
Future Trunks- After Receiving Word From Goku That The Saiyan Invaders Were Planning To Exterminate The Earth Population Future Trunks And Future Lime Travel To The Present Timeline
King Furry- Trunks Visited King Furry At His Palace Informing Him Of The Saiyan Invaders But Assured Him That He's Gathered The Strongest Fighters Available
Future Pan- Pan Who Had No Idea That Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Pan Decided To Train Herself For The Arrival Of The Saiyan Invaders
Kathleen Buu, Leigh Buu, Jessica Buu, Molly Buu, Natasha Buu, Leslie Buu, Becky Buu, Allison Buu, Julie Buu, Julia Buu, Donna Buu, Denise Buu, Michelle Buu, Monica Buu, Mariah Buu, Tiffany Buu And Lacey Buu-Kathleen Buu Has Extremely Long Two Pink Downward Hairs W/1 Sideways Antenna Kathleen Buu Is Pink Skinned Kathleen Buu  Has Pink/Black Ear Holes Ms Buu Has Black Eyebrows And Black Eyelashes Kathleen Buu Has Black Eyelids Kathleen Buu Has Dark Maroon Red Eyes Ms Buu Wore Dark Purple Lipstick Kathleen Buu Buu Wore An Light Yellow/White Tubetop Showing Her Extremely Huge Pink Boobs And Big Wide Pink Stomach W/Black Belly Button Kathleen Buu Wore An Black/Yellow Bowl Shaped Belt With The Majin Symbol In Light Black Font Kathleen Buu Wore White Baggy Pants Which Show Her Huge Legs And Huge Ass Kathleen Buu Wore Black High Socks Kathleen Buu Wore Dark Brown Sandal Shoes Kathleen Buu Wore Black/Yellow Wristbands Kathleen Buu Has Black Dots On Her Head, Chest And Arms</span>
Villains
Frieza- Frieza Did His Best To Warned Everyone On Earth About The Saiyan Invaders Goku And Frieza Fought On Planet Namek With Goku As An Super Saiyan And Finally Defeated Frieza Or So Goku Thought
King Cold- The Father Of Both Frieza And Cooler He Bragging With Bravado That He Beat Trunks But Jonathan Shut His Ass Up With His Super Kamehameha Obliterated King Cold Into Oblivion And Smithereens Bardock Laughed As King Cold Screamed Out In Agony In The Anime But Here King Cold And Mecha Frieza Are Less Of An Villain And More Of An Good Guy
The Ginyu Force (Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Guldo And Recoome)- Jonathan Single Handedly Destroyed Them With His Super Kamehameha
Cooler- Cooler Thinks There's No Way That Jonathan Could Beat Him But Was Proven Wrong Again
Leigh/Jessica/Molly/Natasha/Leslie/Becky/Allison/Julie/Julia/Donna/Denise/Michelle/Monica (Jonathan)- Leigh Wore An White Helmet Leigh Is Dark Purple Skinned Leigh Has Blue Eyelids Leigh Wore White Lenses With Red Eyes Leigh Wore An Black Top Showing Her Big Dark Purple Boobs And Dark Purple Curved Stomach Leigh Wore Black Jeans Showing Her Big Ass Leigh Wore Black Boots
Android 17- He Along With Android 18 Decided To Terrorize The Earth Only For Jonathan And Trunks To Beat Their Asses He Was Later Absorbed By Imperfect Cell Who Became Semi-Perfect Cell
Android 18- She Likes Destruction But Two Certain Saiyans Hinder Their Plans She Was Later Absorbed By Semi-Perfect Cell Who Became Perfect Cell
Majin Buu- The Ancient Monster Created Ions Ago By Bibidi Kid Buu Then Absorbed The Southern Supreme Kai And Then Absorbed Grand Supreme Kai Becoming The Fat Majin Buu Bibidi Sealed Majin Buu In An Coconut Ball For Years Until Babidi Released Him He Was Then Eaten By Evil Buu Who Became Super Buu
Super Buu (Base Form, No Absorptions)- The Original Appearance Of Super Buu With Silver Eyes He Brutally Killed Smitty Using The Dangerous Liquid Bomb Expanding Smitty Until He Violently Explodes Super Buu Then Goes To Kami's Lookout And Almost Killed Chi-Chi Only For Vegeta To Scolded Him Jonathan Taken Chi-Chi Back To Goku's House
Super Buu (Gotenks And Piccolo Absorbed)- Super Buu Absorbed Both Gotenks And Piccolo To Gain The Advantage However He Was Overwhelmed By The Power Of Hyper Super Saiyan Jonathan, Hyper Super Saiyan Goku And Hyper Super Saiyan Vegeta Jonathan Fired His Super Kamehameha, Goku Fired His Kamehameha And Vegeta Fired His Galick Gun The Combined Blasts Overtook Super Buu And Obliterated Him Into Oblivion And Smithereens
The Saiyan Army- Lead By Nappa And Raditz They Travel To Earth Where They Detect High Power Levels Goku Unknowingly Critically Injures Gohan With His Kamehameha On Accident Gohan Yelped In Pain Goku Encouraged It Chi-Chi Was Absolutely Livid With Goku And Slapped Goku Dropping Goku To The Floor Chi-Chi Secretly Pledged Her Allegiance To The Saiyan Army Raditz Smirked Jonathan Who Was Fuming With Anger Suddenly Transformed Into An Super Saiyan And Smacked Chi-Chi Down To The Floor Chi-Chi Yelled Demanding To Know Who Did That Jonathan In His Super Saiyan Form Defiantly Said I Did It Would Proven To Be His Downfall And Jonathan Was Knocked Out Cold The Saiyans Leave The Earth In Shambles Destroyed Piccolo Cursed Himself For Not Warning Jonathan About Chi-Chi Jonathan Understood Piccolo Goku Was Livid Absolutely Livid And Pissed Off Goku Can't Believe Chi-Chi Would Do That To Him Goku Calmed Himself Down And Smiled With Good Intentions Which Essentially Started The Saiyan Army Saga Goten And Goku Facepalmed At The Realization That They Could Restore Earth With The Dragon Balls
Part One: Gohan's Kidnapping
*At The Kame House*
Gohan: I Have An Bad Feeling About This
Goku: What Makes You Say That Gohan
Gohan: Apparently Vegeta Told Me About Your Brother Raditz
Bardock: Wait Raditz?
Gohan: Yes Raditz
Bardock: So Raditz Is Coming I See
Gohan: Yes
Goku: Dammit Not Raditz
Bardock: *Scoffed* If Raditz Thinks That He's Going To Kidnap Gohan Then He's Sadly Mistaken
*BOOM An Saiyan Pod Crashed On Earth *
Bardock: Pfft It's Probably That Retard Raditz Again
*Outside*
Raditz: We Meet Again Kakarot So Tell Me Did You Complete Your Mission
Goku: I Actually Forgot About It
Raditz: Kakarot You Idiot You Were Supposed To Exterminate All Humans And Get Earth Ready To Be Sold For Profit In The Planet Trade Organization  
Goku: My Name Is Not Kakarot It's Goku You Idiot
Raditz: Feisty Are We? Take This *Knees Goku In The Chest*
Goku: Aaaaaargh *Falls Over In Pain*
Gohan: Dad!!! You Bastard I Won't Let You Get Away With That
*Raditz Kidnapped Gohan*
Gohan: Daddy Help Me
Raditz: *Laughing* Really Gohan Is That It Hahahahaha You're Pathetic Excuse Of An Saiyan
Bardock: That's It Gohan Is Not Pathetic Excuse Of An Saiyan
Raditz: Oh Is That So *Tossed Bardock Into The Air*
Bardock: Aaaaaargh
.*Bardock Is Flown In The Air*
Raditz: *Charging His Body Up* Hahahahaha This Is The End For You Bardock Hahahahaha *Fired The Electricity Ball Up Into The Sky Towards Bardock*
Bardock: Raditz Please No
Raditz: *Smirked* Oh Really
Bardock: Aaaaaargh *His Eyes Bulge Out*
*BOOOOM Bardock Was Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens By Raditz Dirty Fireworks*
Goku: *Twitching* You Bastard How Dare You How How Dare Youu!!!!!
*Lightning Strikes Repeatedly*
Gohan: Daddy?
Goku: *His Hair Flicker Between His Natural Black And Super Saiyan Yellow His Eyes Flicker Between His Natural Black And Teal Green* I'm Sorry Gohan But I Have To Do This *Sobbing And Then Yelling At The Top Of His Lungs* Aaaaaargh
Raditz: Impossible Gohan Why Didn't You Tell Me That Goku Was Transforming Into An Super Saiyan
Gohan: Isn't It Obvious
Part Two: Goku The Super Saiyan
*The Winds Die Down*
Super Saiyan Goku: Raditz You Heartless Bastard You Killed My Father Bardock I Hope You Will Burn In Hell
Raditz: Screw This I'm Outta Here
*Raditz Disappeared Into The Woods With Gohan*
Super Saiyan Goku: Well That Obviously Didn't Go As Planned Now Did It
*Everyone Gasped At Goku's Appearance*
Vegeta: Kakarot You're An Super Saiyan
Super Saiyan Goku: *Laughed* Hahahahaha Yeah You're Right
Bulma Briefs : This Early In The Saiyan Saga? This Is Ridiculous
*Hours Later*
Bardock: Hahahahaha Raditz Really Was An Idiot He Didn't Kill Me
Goku: Damn Nobody Survived That Attack
Bardock: If We're Going To Get Gohan Back We Must Use An Strategic Plan
Goku: *Smirked* Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking
Bardock: Oh Hell Yeah We Can Kick Raditz Ass
Goku: Damn Straight
Piccolo: *Smirked* Oh So You Two Decided To Take Raditz On I'm Joining In Too How About You Vegeta
Vegeta: Oh Hell Yeah
*They Reach The Woods*
Goku: Alright Raditz Hand Over My Son Gohan Now
Raditz: *Scoffed* If You Really Think That I Would Hand Over Gohan To You You Are An Retard
Piccolo: Pfft Yeah Right As If Your Threats Are Serious Hahahahaha
*An Impromptu Brawl Broke Out*
Goku: What Are You Doing Raditz
Raditz: Oh This? *Presses Button*
*Inside The Saiyan Pod*
Gohan: *Coughing* What The Hell Is This Stuff Wait An Minute It's Sleeping Gas *Passed Out*
*Gohan's Saiyan Pod Was Launched Into Space*
Raditz: Hahahahaha You're An Weak Fool If You Think You Have An Remote Chance Of Beating Me
Bardock: Wait Goku Can Hold On To Raditz While Piccolo Is Charging Up His Special Beam Cannon
Goku: Brilliant
*Hours Later*
Goku: *Revived By An Senzu Beans* Wait Where Did Raditz And Bardock Go?
Vegeta: Kakarot Bardock Betrayed You
Goku: Dammit I Knew That Was Going To Happen And They Have Gohan With Them
Vegeta: That No Good Piece Of Low Ranking Saiyan Soldier Trash Raditz He Stooped This Low To Get What He Wanted
*Meanwhile*
Soko: Jonathan Honey Are You Here
Jonathan: Mother? How'd You Get Here
Soko: *Giggled And Smiled* By My Saiyan Pod Of Course
Colleen: Jonathan You're Grown Up *Hugged Jonathan*
Jonathan: *Laughed* Hahahahaha It's Nice To Have Family Coming To Visit You
Part Three: Assembling An Team
*Hours Later*
Seri: Well With All That Has Happened Recently It's Important That We Trained For The Saiyan Invaders In 11 Years
Rose: So Basically We're Going To Train
*Hours Later*
Vegeta: What The Hell Who Did This To You Girls
Seri: It Was Chi-Chi
Vegeta:. *Scoffed*  Well That's Obvious
*Hours Later*
Goku: That Attack Was Unacceptable Behavior And Uncalled For
Vegeta: Exactly
Chi-Chi: *Grinned* Oh You Didn't Realized That I Was Secretly Pledged My Allegiance To The Saiyan Army Behind Your Back
Goku: Get Out Now
*As Chi-Chi Leaves And Giggled She Fired An Ki Blast Through Goku's Chest*
Goku: Aaaaaargh *Collapsed Into The Ground In Pain* Dammit Not Again
Trunks: I Warned You Goku She Was Very Evil
Goku: Now That You Mentioned It She Is Evil
Piccolo: Dammit Chi-Chi You Went Too Far This Time
*Outside*
Chi-Chi: Nappa I Took Out Goku *Giggled And Smiled*
Nappa: Excellent Work Chi-Chi Welcome To The Saiyan Army
*Inside Goku's House*
Goku: I Really Wish  We Had Gohan He's Practically Our Best Fighter That We Have
Future Gohan: I'm Way Stronger Than Gohan And I'm More Experienced In Battle
Goku: Alright Gohan Wait Which Gohan Are You
Future Lime: What Do You Mean
Future Bulma Briefs: I'm Thinking That The Saiyan Army Has An Stacked Roster With The Elite Generals
Future Goku: Agreed
Future Lime: Considering The Fact That Chi-Chi Betrayed Us Abd Joined The Saiyan Army
Future Vegeta: Chi-Chi Is Evil That's Pretty Obvious
Future Bulma Briefs: Yeah But Chi-Chi Has Bad Intentions Of Killing Us All
Future Gohan: To Answer Your Question I Am The Future Counterpart Of Gohan
*Jonathan Walked In Banged Up*
Jonathan: Chi-Chi Beaten Me Up For No Apparent Reason At All
Goku: *Fuming With Rage* She's Going To Regret Doing That
Future Bulma Briefs: Oh No My Honey
Future Lime: Wow That's Messed Up
Future Trunks: That's Just Wrong
Future Bulma Briefs: Chi-Chi Went Way Too Far
Future Trunks: Agreed
Future Goten: Why Would She Do That
Future Gohan: *Fuming With Rage* *Yelling* Chi-Chi Get Your Ass In Here
Chi-Chi: *Smirked* What Are You Going To Do About It
Future Lime: I Think We Know What's Coming Next
Future Goku: Indeed
Future Gohan: *Takes An Swing At Chi-Chi*
*BOOOOM The Punch Connected Dropping Chi-Chi To The Ground*
Goku : Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Got Knocked Out
Future Lime: Damn
Future Bulma Briefs: Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Had It Coming
Future Lime: Agreed
Future Gohan: Oops Sorry About That
Trunks: Guys I Think Chi-Chi Is Angry Now
Goku: Shit Run Away
*They Start Running*
Future Gohan: I Should've Never Did That
Goku: Actually It Had To Be Done
Trunks: Keep Running
Lime: Right
*They Reach The Capsule Corporation Building*
Future Lime: Who Is Going To Knock On The Door
Goku: *Knocked On Door*
*Vegeta Answers The Door*
Vegeta: Kakarot What Are You Doing Here
Goku: Well Let's Just Say Chi-Chi Is Angry
Vegeta: Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Deserved It Come In
*The Door Closed Behind Them*
Bulma Briefs: Oh Hi Goku And Oh Hell No What Did Chi-Chi Do To Jonathan
Jonathan: *Rage Is Building Up* Chi-Chi Attacked Me For No Apparent Reason At All
Bulma Briefs: Some Nerve Of Chi-Chi
King Vegeta: Chi-Chi Was It? I Kinda Expected That
Vegeta: Yea To Make Matters Worse The Saiyan Army Were Formed
King Vegeta: Is That So Looks Like I'm Going To Have To Teach Them An Lesson
Bardock: Guys Chi-Chi Is Outside The Door*
Jonathan: What The Heck
Future Bulma Briefs: Dammit
Future Trunks: Well Vegeta Any Ideas
Vegeta: Yes There's One
King Vegeta: Oh Yeah My Elite Army With The Lower Army Lead By Fasha
Jonathan: Well If It's To Stop Them I'm In
Chi-Chi: I'm Sorry For All Of This Especially You Jonathan I Didn't Mean To Injure You
Goku: Apology Accepted *Hugged Chi-Chi*
Chi-Chi: *Giggled And Smiled* Oh Goku
*The Monitor Shows Raditz And Nappa*
Raditz: Woman Why Haven't You Killed Them Yet
Chi-Chi: Because I Don't Need The Saiyan Army Just Goku
Nappa: You Will Be Executed For Your Betrayal
Vegeta: Oh Really Nappa My Father Says Otherwise
Nappa: Vegeta Since When Did You Become An Good Guy
Vegeta: Kakarot Here Showed Me The Meaning Of Being Good
Gine: Jonathan You Look Terrible
Jonathan: *Chuckled* Yes  I Know
Future Gohan: They're Mad That They Lost
Part Four: The Saiyan Invaders Arrive On Earth
*Meanwhile*
Seri: Here They Come
Rose: Right
*Meanwhile*
Future Mai: Great Just Great
Future Trunks: It's Not Like They Can Hurt Us
Future Lime: Right
Future Gohan: Bring It On
*The War For Earth Began*
Jonathan: *Punched Dodoria In The Stomach *
*Dodoria Explodes*
Jonathan: Yes That's Right
Lime: Jonathan Come Here  I Found Something
*Hours Later*
Jonathan: Videl? What Are You Doing Here You Shouldn't Be Here It's Too Dangerous
Videl: *Giggled And Smiled* Actually I Have Came Here To Help Out With The Battle Against The Saiyan Invaders
*King Vegeta Was Dead*
Vegeta: Which Retard Did It
*Hours Later*
Vegeta: *Smirked* What Retards
*Hundreds Of Dead Saiyan Invaders Are On The Ground*
Videl: Finally We Did It
==Chapter 2: Ginyu And Namek Sagas (1990-91)==
Part One: The Voyage To Planet Namek
*The Next Day*
Vegeta: Alright We're Going To Planet Namek To Get The Namekian Dragon Balls
Trunks: Dad I Think Frieza Is After Them As Well
Vegeta: Frieza You Say Pfft That Tyrant Never Learned His Lesson Apparently
*Meanwhile On Planet Namek*
Zarbon: Frieza Jonathan's Power Level Is Currently 987,000,000
Frieza: Oh Shit There's No Way That I Can Compete With That
Super Saiyan 2 Jonathan: That's Right You Hairless Ape *Cupped His Hands Together To The Side* Super Kamehameha!!!! *Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At Jeice, Burter, Captain Ginyu, Recoome And Guldo*
Jeice: WTF
Recoome: WTF
Burter: WTF
Captain Ginyu: WTF
Guldo: WTF
*BOOOOM Muhahahahahahahahaha The Super Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Them Into Oblivion And Smithereens*
Frieza: *Twitching* You Insolerant Monkey
Super Saiyan 2 Jonathan: Resorting To Petty Insults I See==Chapter 3: Frieza Saga (1991)==Part One: The Final Showdown Jonathan Versus Frieza
*On Planet Namek*
Super Saiyan 3 Jonathan: Now Behold My True Power
Frieza: You You Bastard How Dare You
*The Battle Begins*
Super Saiyan 3 Jonathan: *Punches Frieza And Then Does An Combo On Him*
Frieza: Dammit He's Too Strong
*In The Later Part Of The Battle*
Jonathan: *Slammed Frieza Into The Ground With His Two Hands*
Part Two: The Defeat Of Frieza
*On Planet Namek*
Jonathan: Heh I'm Gonna End You  *Cupped His Hands Together To The Side* Super Kamehameha!!!!!! *Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At Frieza*
Frieza: WTF
*BOOOOM Muhahahahahahahahaha Frieza Was Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens*
Part Three: Making Wishes
*On Planet Namek*
Jonathan: Rise Almighty Porunga The Namekian Dragon
*Porunga The Namekian Dragon Rose Up Into The Sky*
*Meanwhile On Earth*
Vegeta: Don't Tell Me That Jonathan Summoned Porunga The Namekian Dragon
Goku: Well He Did Beat Frieza
*Back On Planet Namek*
Porunga The Namekian Dragon: State Your Wish Young One
Jonathan: Porunga Can You Please Revive All Who Were Killed By Frieza
Porunga The Namekian Dragon: *Eyes Glow Red* That Wish Is Within My Power
Jonathan: Second Can You Revive Piccolo And Bring Him To Earth
Porunga The Namekian Dragon: *Eyes Glow Red* That Wish Is Within My Power
Jonathan: And Finally Can You Restore Planet Namek To It's Original State
Porunga The Namekian Dragon: *Eyes Glow Red That Wish Is Within My Power Goodbye Forever
*Porunga The Namekian Dragon Disappeared As The Dragon Balls Are Scattered Throughout The Planet*
Jonathan: Now To Get Back To Earth *Entered His Saiyan Pod*
*In Jonathan's Saiyan Pod*
Jonathan:  *Punched In The Coordinates To Earth* Let's Go
*The Saiyan Pod Heads For Earth*==Chapter 4: Trunks And Androids Saga (1991-92)==Part One: The Arrival Of King Cold And Mecha Frieza
*In King Cold Spaceship*
King Cold: Hahahahaha Frieza Got Beat By Jonathan That's Too Funny
Mecha Frieza: Well Technically I Was Paying Attention But The Super Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Me Into Pieces
King Cold: Damn That's Not An Great Way To Go Out
Mecha Frieza: No It Isn't We Should Be On Earth Shortly
King Cold: Good Good That's What I Like To Hear
*Meanwhile On Earth*
*An Saiyan Pod Crashed*
Jonathan: Oh Great Now Where Am I Wait An Minute This Is Earth But Not The Earth I'm On
Dragon Ball GT Vegeta: Damn Still Trying To Get Back To Earth I See
Jonathan: Yes I Am King Cold And Mecha Frieza Are Coming To My Earth
Dragon Ball GT Gohan: What!!!!
Dragon Ball GT Pan: I Didn't See That Coming
Dragon Ball GT Goku: *Laughed* Well We Can Help
Jonathan: Exactly But You're GT Characters Though
Dragon Ball GT Bulma Briefs: I Just Made An Huge Saiyan Pod We'll Follow You
Jonathan: Great
*The Two Saiyan Pods Crashed Into Earth*
Jonathan: Ah Finally The Real Earth
Future Bulma Briefs: You're Back So Soon
Future Gohan: How On Earth Did You Beat Frieza
*An Spaceship Landed*
King Cold: So You're The One Who Beaten Frieza
Jonathan: Yes I Am
King Cold: We're Not Here To Fight Or Anything
Mecha Frieza: Apparently I Have Been Told That The Saiyan Army Has An Problem With You And Vegeta
Jonathan: Those Bastards Will They Give It Up
King Cold: Luckily Cooler Suggested That We Recruit You
Jonathan: And Why Is That
King Cold: We Know About The Incoming Android Threat Apparently There's An Another Bio-Android Named Cell Who Intends To Absorb Both Android 18 And Android 17 To Become Perfect Cell
Jonathan: Whatever Happened To Cooler By The Way
King Cold: Well Cooler Met His Demise At The Hands Of Raditz
Jonathan: *Scoffed* So That's The Bastard Who Stole Gohan
King Cold: Yes But Leigh  Is His Replacement
Leigh: *Sexy Voice* Hello King Cold *Looks At Jonathan* You Must Be Jonathan I Presume
Jonathan: Yep The One And Only
Leigh: *Sexy Voice* You Look Like My Type Of Guy
King Cold: *Laughed* Oh Yeah I Agree With That Statement
Jonathan: So King Cold What Do You Want Me To Help With
King Cold: You See We Need New Members Of Our Empire
Jonathan: I Fit The Bill Exactly
King Cold: Great
Future Bulma Briefs: What Is He Doing Is He Nuts King Cold Is Evil
Future Trunks: Not Exactly Bulma He's On Our Side
Vegeta: I Agree King Cold Is An Reasonable King
King Cold: So This Is Earth I See I'm Scouting For Any Potential Members
Vegeta: King Cold May I Suggest Seeing Seri She Is A Lot Powerful Enough Of Good Use To You
King Cold: Excellent Idea Vegeta I'll Send Leigh And The Girls Over
Leigh: *Sexy Voice* Sure Thing King Cold
*Leaves With The Girls*
*Hours Later*
Seri: Oh Hi Leigh What Is It
Leigh: *Sexy Voice* Well You See With Both Cooler And Mecha Frieza Dead We Need An New Leader
Seri: Sure We'll Join King Cold Empire
Leigh: *Sexy Voice* Great Follow Me
*Hours Later*
King Cold: Excellent Work Leigh
Leigh: *Blushing* Thanks Father
Part Two: The Androids Arrive
*King Cold Battleship Hovering Over The City*
King Cold: Any Sign Of The Androids
Leigh: Yes King Cold There's Two Of Them
King Cold: Excellent It's Time To Pay Them An Visit
Donna: Why Not Send Jonathan Out There To Check It Out
King Cold: Good Idea
*Outside*
Jonathan: Working For King Cold Is Great
*Poof*
Monica: Now To Find The Androids
Leigh: We Should Be Able To Find The Androids *Sees Yamcha Down And Out" King Cold We Found An Unconscious Person
King Cold: Ah Yes It's Yamcha Is It
Julie: Yes It Is  
Yamcha: Wait King Cold?
Part Three: King Cold Shocking Betrayal
*Hours Later*
Monica: That Double Crossing Bastard
Julie: Well He Played Us Like Fools
Jessica: Great What Do We Do Now
Natasha: We Should Blown Up King Cold Battleship
Becky: Agreed
*Hours Later*
Leigh: That'll Show Him
Michelle:. The Androids Are On The Move Again
*Meanwhile*
Sonya Blade: Great Just Great Now How Are We Supposed To Find The Androids
Leah Blade: We Have To Detect Their Power Levels First
Natasha Blade: Girls I Think I Found The Source
*The Blade Sisters Arrive At The Laboratory*
Sonya Blade: Looks Like Somebody Didn't Close The Door Apparently
Dr Gero: Awaken Androids
Sonya Blade: Wait What?
*After Android 17 And Android 18 Awaken They Kill Dr Gero*
*After An Brief Scuffle*
Sonya Blade: They've Escaped
Leslie Blade: That's Not Good At All
Leigh Blade: I Agree
Jessica Blade: It Also Doesn't Help That There's An Bio-Android Named Cell On The Loose
Julie Blade: I Expected That One
Julia Blade: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
*An Absorption Is Occurring*
Natasha Blade: That==Chapter 5: Imperfect And Perfect Cell Sagas (1992)==Part One: Trouble In Ginger Town
*Outside Of Ginger Town*
Sonya Blade: That's Just Disturbing And Disgusting
Leigh Blade: What Kind Of Pervert Would Do That
Natasha Blade: Cell
Julie Blade:  Let's Confront Him And Get Some Answers
*They Float Down Towards Imperfect Cell*
*After Confronting Imperfect Cell*
Sonya Blade: That Dirty Little Bastard
Lacey Blade: I Expected That One
Michelle Blade: So What Do We Do
Molly Blade: Well We Could Go After Him
Sonya Blade: Good Idea
Part Two: Absorbed By Cell
*On The Island*
Sonya Blade: I Haven't Seen The Z Fighters At All
Molly Blade: My Logical Guess Would Be That They're Preparing For The Cell Games
Julie Blade: True
Julia Blade: I Am Surprised That Piccolo Is The Only Z Fighters Out Here
Piccolo: *Smirked* I See You're Supporters Of The Z Fighters
Sonya Blade: Actually We're Close Friends With Them
*During The Battle*
Imperfect Cell: Here's My Chance
Sonya Blade: Oh No
Julie Blade: Well He's Done For
Julia Blade: What Do We Do
Julie Blade: I Don't Know
Molly Blade: I Can Only Imagine How Worse It's Going To Get
Julie Blade: Well Things Went From Bad To Worse In An Instant
Julia Blade: Oh No Girls Look
Semi-Perfect Cell: *Absorbed Android 18*
Part Three: Cell's Second Transformation
Semi-Perfect Cell: Aaaaaargh
*The Light Teal Aura Gives Off An Explosion*
Sonya Blade: Holy Shit That's Insane
Julie Blade: I Can't  Believe It
Part Four: Cell's New Body
*Hours Later*
Perfect Cell: Exactly How I Wanted It To Go
Julie Blade: Yikes We're Doomed
Sonya Blade: Not Really If We Can Beat Perfect Cell At The Cell Games Earth Will Be Safe Or Goku Beats Perfect Cell Imagine Goku Beating Cell It'd Be Interesting
Perfect Cell: Indeed If Goku's Kamehameha Somehow By Chance Obliterated Me Into Oblivion And Smithereens Goku Would Be Lucky
== Chapter 6: Cell Games Saga (1992-93)==Part One: Opening Battle Goku Versus Perfect Cell
*At The Cell Games*
Goku: I'm  Not Holding Back This Time
Perfect Cell: Muhahahahahahahahaha Exactly
Goku: *Grinned* Let's Do This
*Goku And Perfect Cell Charge At Each Other*
*Hours Later*
Perfect Cell: Damn He Did An Number On Me
Part Two: The Cell Jr's Attack
Perfect Cell: Alright Cell Jr's Attack The Z Fighters
*The Cell Jr's Charged At The Z Fighters*
Jonathan: *Cupped His Hands Together To The Side* Super Kamehameha!!!!!!! *Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At The Cell Jr's*
*The Cell Jr's Were Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens By Jonathan's Super Kamehameha Wave*
Perfect Cell: Impossible How Did He Do That I'm In Shock
Part Three: Goku's Mighty Warp  Kamehameha
*In The Sky*
Goku: Normally I Don't Do This But In Most Cases It Failed *Cupped His Hands Together To The Side* Kame Hame *Disappears*
Perfect Cell: What The Hell?
*Goku Appears In Front Of Perfect Cell*
Goku: This Certainly Will Destroy You Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!; *Fired Kamehameha Wave At Point Blank Range*
Perfect Cell: Noooo
*The Kamehameha Wave Engulfed Perfect Cell*
Part Four: Cell's Defeat
Perfect Cell: I'm Perfect!!!!! *As His Body Begins To Rip Apart*
*The Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Perfect Cell Into Oblivion And Smithereens*
Goku: Another Threat Vanquished
Future Trunks: Goku's Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Cell Into Nothingness==Chapter 7: World Tournament Saga (1993-94)==Part One: The Tournament Begins
*At The 25th World Tournament*
Vegeta: So Kakarot Ready To Lose
Goku: Hahahahaha In Your Dreams Vegeta I'm Going To Destroy You
Match One: Jonathan Versus Videl Satan
Jonathan: Well This Was Unexpected
Videl Satan: I Know Right You're Fighting Me
*Jonathan Lost Match One*
Match Two: Future Gohan Versus Kibito
Future Gohan: Aaaaaargh *Transformed Into An Super Saiyan*
Super Saiyan Future Gohan: Time To Take It Up An Notch Aaaaaargh *Transformed Into An Super Saiyan 2*
Super Saiyan 2 Future Gohan: Aaaaaargh *His Energy Is Being Drained Quickly*
Future Lime: Oh Dear
Future Trunks: Not Again
* Future Gohan Dropped To The Floor Hard*
*They Escaped*
Future Goku: Dammit Gohan's Energy Was Stolen
Future Lime: We Probably Should Follow Them
Future Gohan: What The Hell Just Happened
Future Vegeta: They Took Your Energy To Revive Majin Buu
Future Lime: Majin Buu?
Future Trunks: I Know That Pink Demon All Too Well
Future Gohan : Hahahahaha That Thing Acts Like An Complete Retard
Yamcha: Hahahahaha Yeah No That's Not Funny Gohan That's Offensive
Future Gohan: Should've Chose My Words Wisely
Future Trunks: After Them
*They Pursue Them*
Sonya Blade: Surely This Isn't An Big Deal
Julie Blade: Oh No It's An Big Deal Cause It's Majin Buu
Molly Blade: I Know That But Should We Follow Them
Sonya Blade: Yes
*They Follow Them*
Part Two: Battles In The Spaceship
*In The Spaceship*
Goku: So Three Levels Three Opponents Easy As Pie
Future Lime: But Piccolo And Krillin Were Turned To Stone By Dabura
*After The Battles*
Vegeta: Wait I'm Detecting An Negative Power Level *Gulped* Bulma
Goku: *Gulped* Chi-Chi
Vegeta: Dammit Babidi I Swear To God I Will Have Your Ass
*The Majin Ladies Appear*
Jonathan: You're Serious Right? Is This It
Majin Bulla Briefs: Hahahahaha Yeah No There's Three Of Us
Vegeta: Dammit Not  My Own Daughter Too
Trunks: This Is Ridiculous
Jonathan: Well I Guess I Will Fight Against Majin Bulla Briefs
Goku: Right
*The Battle Begins*
Jonathan: How About This Answer No
Majin Bulla Briefs: Aaaaaargh *is Shocked By Jonathan's Electric Kamehameha*
Jonathan: Easy As Pie==Chapter 8: Majin Buu Saga (1994-95)==Part One: The Hatching And Terror Of Majin Buu
*Outside*
Future Trunks: No Just No This Shouldn't Happen
Lime: We Shouldn't Underestimate Majin Buu He's Quite Powerful Enough To Kill Us All
Majin Buu: What's That Right Away Babidi  *Fired The Chocolate Beam At Dabura*
Dabura: Aaaaaargh *Gets Turned Into An Cookie*
*Majin Buu Ate Dabura*
Future Trunks: What The Hell Was That
Goku: He Ate Dabura
Future Trunks: God Dammit
*Majin Buu Fired The Blast*
*BOOOOM They Fall Backwards*
Part Two: Vegeta Versus Majin Buu
*On The Battlefield*
Vegeta: So Tough Guy Think You Can Hang With Vegeta
Majin Buu: Yeah
Vegeta: Well Too Bad I'm  Going To Wipe You From The Face Of The Earth
*Hours Later*
Vegeta: There's Only One Option Left And That Is Heroic Suicide
Part Three: Vegeta's Heroic Sacrifice
*On The Battlefield*
Vegeta: This Move Is Called The Final Atonement
Goku: Vegeta Are You Nuts This Will Never Work Due To Majin Buu's Regenerative Abilities
Vegeta: At Least I Can Try Anyways Aaaaaargh Haaaaaaaaa *Powered Himself Up Like An Atomic Bomb*
Goku: Vegeta No You Won't Get To Keep Your Body In Otherworld
*Vegeta Blows Himself Up Turning Into Stone*
*Majin Buu Survived*
Jonathan: Well So Much For That Sacrifice It Did Nothing It Was In Vain
Goku: You're Right About That This Is Going To Be Tough To Tell Bulma Briefs
Future Vegeta: At Least Vegeta Went Out Like An Heroic Saiyan Prince That He Was
Goku: Agreed
*Hours Later*
Bulma Briefs : Noooo Vegeta *Crying*
Jonathan: The Good News Is That We Can Wish Back Vegeta
Goku: True
Part Four: The Battle Goku (Super Saiyan 3) Versus Majin Buu
*In The Sky*
Super Saiyan 3 Goku: Now We Battle
*Hours Later*
Majin Buu: I Don't Need You Bastard *Ripped Babidi Head Off  And His Body Explode*
Piccolo: What The Hell Was That Shit
Future Gohan: Torture
Future Pan: This Is Absurd
Part Five: Majin Buu Meets Hercule Satan
*After Meeting Hercule Satan*
Majin Buu: Bee!!!! *Throws The Tennis Ball And Bee  Gets It*
*Mr Satan Gets Shot*
Majin Buu: *Blowing Off Steam Angry* You Dare Harm Hercule Satan You Heartless Coward
Part Six: Evil Buu Emerges
*In The Sky*
Evil Buu: So That's Majin Buu He's Kinda Fat
*Van Zant Was Killed*
Majin Buu: I'm Majin Buu
Evil Buu: No You Fool I'm  Majin Buu
Piccolo: Which One Is Majin Buu
Dende: The Pink One
*Hours Later*
Majin Buu: Become Chocolate You Freak *Fired Chocolate Beam At Evil Buu*
Evil Buu: Is That It Hahahahaha How Pathetic Is That *Blown The Chocolate Beam Back At Majin Buu*
Majin Buu: Aaaaaargh  *Was Turned Into Chocolate*
Trunks: Okay What The Hell Just Happened
Evil Buu: *Ate Majin Buu And Begins Laughing Like An Madman*
*BOOOOM*
Super Buu : Aaaaaargh *Shoots Out Of His Solid Form Liquefied Himself Forcing His Body Into Smitty Mouth*
Smitty: *Begins To Expand*
*Super Buu's Legs Also Fly Into Smitty Mouth*
Smitty: *Expands Until He Can't Expand Anymore* Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck
*BOOOOM Smitty Exploded Into Pink Liquid*
Sonya Blade: What Was That
Molly Blade: I Think It Was The Dangerous Liquid Bomb
Julie Blade: Yeah That Was The Dangerous Liquid Bomb
*Super Buu Reformed Himself*
Super Buu: Satan *Flies Off Towards Kami's Lookout*
*The Z Fighters Go After Him*
*Hours Later Super Buu Is Dead '*==Chapter 9: The Saiyan Army Saga (1995-96)==Part One: The Saiyan Kidnapping
*In The Saiyan Army Battleship*
Raditz: We Got Them Now In Our Sights 
Gine: Soon We'll Send Them Back To Planet Vegeta For Imprisonment Sentence For Treason Come To Think Of It Raditz Jonathan Has Never Committed Treason Along With His Wife Cressa And His Daughters Magnet And Mai And Mara They Have An Perfect Criminal Record With No Arrests 
Raditz: You Know What Gine You're Right Jonathan Never Committed Treason If That's The Case We Might As Well Exempt Him And His Family From It 
Nappa: Agreed Raditz
*Meanwhile On Earth*
Goku: I Don't Get It What Did We Do To Be On The Saiyan Army Criminal List