Pizza Tower PC Port

Hi, my names James. I'm a BIG Pizza Tower fan. But after the recent events, i don't think i want to play it again (or at least for 3-7 weeks) (TW: Blood and Spoilers)
===== It was a normal day, i was just watching South Park until i noticed something out of the corner of my eye through the window. It was the mail man doing, ya know, his job and delivering stuff. I opened the door to see what i got only to see a small box. I opened it and saw a Disk labeled "PIZZA TOWER PC PORT" In sharpie. I was visibly confused seeing how Pizza Tower was already accessble on PC. I ignored it and put in in my Gaming Computer. It was pretty normal until....."He" appeared. I Unlocked the Pepperman Fight only to see.....The Noise? no, it can't be. Noise looked all fucked up and had an X carved into his chest. I was scared, but than Noise left. But before he did, he said "Here comes the Xoise" I assumed that the scary noise was named Xoise. I entered the Pepperman boss room. but for some reason, his name said "The showman" and he looked all fucked up and was wearing half of a clowns face. He had more holes than Fucking Spongebob. He had cowboy looking aw boots with the letter K on them for some fucking reason (Forgive me for saying the F word so much) and was missing his and the fight took place on a random ahh stage in a theatre. I was like "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" and Pepperman didn't even luagh, he just looked at me for a sec. The fight went out as usual except for the statues and stuff not being there. I beat the fight but there was no Section with small Pepperman, he just died. After that, I made my way to floor 2, it was the same but scary and there was no enemys. Everything was dark, bloody, had flesh growing, and Xoise acconionally chased me. I got to the Vigilante fight and dear god. Vigilante was missing the upper half of his body and his grandpa was nowhere to be seen. Vigilante's gun shot actual bullets instead of cheese and Vigi's Name on the boss screen was "The Ranger". Vigilante was slower and he stopped to reload at times. I beat the fight, albeit pretty hard, but i still beat it. Instead of the show down, Vigi, AKA the ranger, Shot himself with his revolver. Rince and repeat for the next for the levels on Floor 3. Except when i got to the Noise fight, he wasn't there. There was a sign that said "Meet me at the top of the tower". the same stuff on the levels in floor 2 and 3 happened on the levels in floor 4. I got to the fake Peppino fight, But Fake Peppino wasn't there. I grabbed the boss key and than noticed FP behind a table, probably hiding from Xoise. The same stuff for floor 5 except for don't make a sound where the toppin monsters where replaced with flying statues of The Xoise. i made it to the top of the tower where i saw the Xoise flying in mid air. It played out similiar to the Noise fight but spooky. After beating him, Xoise died and a deformed Lanky sonic the hedgehog looking mother fucker climbed out of Noise's mouth. The "Thing" throw Xoises corpse off the tower and charged at me. Peppino's ideal animation was just him staring at me scared like he was trying to tell me something. The tall creature said something along the lines of "I'm Lord X" Or something. He throw the mangeled and mutailated corpse of Pizza Head at me which then got up and tried to attack me. The Corpse didn't have a health bar nor was it killable, it just walked up to me to punch me every now and again. I won the fight just barely. Instead of the leaning tower of pizza, i was teleported to a long hallway without any obsticles, just a dark hall. The weird lanky guy who i assume was Lord X was pulled back into the Corpse of Noise, Becoming the Xoise once more. Peppino said "FUCK THIS SHIT" and started moving without me controlling him. I realized that the entity possibily killed and possessed Noise and became The Xoise. Peppino ran out through a door only to fall on the ground and get a scar from the Xoise. The outside of the tower had a lot of corpses outside. I realized that there waas no toppins, Gerome, Mr Stick, Or Gustavio and Brick. Just Peppino and Xoise along with some of the Reanimated Corpses of the Bosses (Except Fake Peppino). Peppino was then dragged back into the tower and the door slammed shut. Xoise Ripped out Peppino's organs one by one and brought him back to life just to continue the torture. Xoise looked at the camera and said "Your next" Before jumping towards the screen. I turned off the computer just in time. I'm still scared of Xoise to this day. =====
Update: Found Images in the files on my computer and said the name of the Dead Pizza Head was called "Servant"
Update: A tall Sonic the Hedgehog looking guy (Not to be confused with Lord X) Appeared at my front door. He said his name was "Faker". He asked for the disk, so i gave it to him, i never saw him since.
Update: I saw an Image of Xoise scratched on the oustide of my house underneath my window sayin "I am Lord Xoise, KYS" (I'm Shitting Bricks right now)
The end (For now)