The tales of the gods

== 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒹𝓈 ==
=== Information ===
The tales of the gods / TTOTG are side stories / tales about the pet 9 gods that supposedly exist across the ordeverse. they are very strong indeed, these gods are even strong then Obama god of memes.
The gods are an immortal organization of 9 gods that look after the comverse, they were sent by The above reality to watch over that verse.
=== Gods ===
=== Lore ===
=== (𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝟏 ~ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼) ===
There was a world.. full of dogs! Back then it even existed before cat world, the dogs there were magnificent! So beautiful.. so colorful. They had a normal life In a normal planet but there was one dog.. Who really liked pears REALLY likes pears So one day he opened a portal and left his home to go to earth and find some pears he found many! and when he came back home.. he was shook! he saw houses burning, people screaming! and blood everywhere! he realized something entered his world probably when he opened the portal and when he saw it.. there were many and found one who was small but yet powerful! he saw many and they feast on the death of his family, friends and others! so the dog ran away And he asked the gods to help him, But they refused, They said “we will not intervene with mortal conflicts!” And so be it. The dog ran away and and found that there was one pear that was none like others It was a magical pear And once he ate it He became.. THE GOD DOG OF PEARS! and then he made a world.. far far away from his home, a world that was safe from that creature and he stayed there for eternity
=== (𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝟐: 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨) ===
Squishy’s story, is a bit different then the others He didn’t live a special planet full of creatures like him he lived on planet earth the human earth he lives on a Normal street he had a friend there his name was mark squishy and mark, spent every day together mark gave squishy nuts and squishy enjoyed them not THOSE nuts you dumbasses nuts as the food and you might expected that a weird monster came ruined squishy’s life! but nope not this time so what happened to squishy? well, one day a hunter came to town, He wanted to HUNT squishy, And squishy had to run! until he saw a portal, It was the dog of the pears He saw squishy’s troubles So squishy grabs his last nut from mark
=== (𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝟑: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒔) ===
ablo was a normal polar bear in the artict He had a happy life in his cave and his food Until a day, his food ran out, so he went lookin for more food. Until he found a house That house was so tall, the stairs looked like they went to space Pablo climbed the stairs for more then 30 minutes until he reached the top On the top Was a old wise polar bear that said: "well done, young one. I will now grant you my power of being the bear of stairs. I am old and tired, so i needed a successor to do my job for me." Pablo said: "i just came here for food but sure thanks anyways" And then he became THE POLAR BEAR OF STAIRS 𝐴 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑠
=== (𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑒 4: 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑠) ===
Many years ago, on planet flytrap, lived a specie, they were called “Dawgs”, they were like earth’s dogs but stronger, smarter, better. So there one dawg who lived many years on flytrap, one day something happened and he got kicked out, to earth 1, he landed on a road in a small town and he never left the road, he stayed there, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries the humans named him “The master of the roads”! He taught people to drive, park, drift, stop. He taught them all they needed and that’s how he became what’s known as.. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑠.
=== (𝔗𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝟓: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔰) ===
Unlike all the tales here, they all happened on earth 1, flytrap, dog world but this.. happened in a complete different omniverse, the Zverse, a omniverse none like others! The strongest person there was the son of satan, Zuseus he was able to crash planets, stars and blackholes! But this isn’t a story about him, this is the story of 𝕻𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖕𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖆. He was a Normal capybara, he had a human friend who used to take him on rides, EVERYWHERE! They were best friends, until one they.. there was an accident, his human friend crashed into someone and believe it or not, died! Pullupbara swore that day he will make sure that never happened, he learned the physics of cars, how they work, why they work, who made them work and what are they! With all that knowledge he became such powerful entity they named him.. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔰.
=== (𝕿𝖆𝖑𝖊 6: 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖘) ===
This story is kinda like a kids book, that you eat too much of something, that you become it. But this.. this is way different The year was 2136 A duck scientist was trying to create an unlimited supply of bananas to end world hunger His experiments kepts going for 2 whole years Until... he did it He had created an unlimited supply of bananas That grow just from one glowing banana But, he didn't know what would happen if he touched it.. He never touched it before So, it was now or never He touched the glowing banana and... nothing happened. He thought something was gonna happen... And he was right! The banana started fusing with his own body, when he went umconcious for a whole day When he woke up, his body became a banana He could create anthing using bananas He could shoots bananas from his hands And with this superpower of bananas he ended world hunger And then he became... Dinkle, the god of bananas.
=== (𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 7: 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕖𝕣) ===
The was a world... like our own, but everyone are egg men and egg women, so this is a story.. a tale! about a particular egg man, he was the parmesan seeker. egg man used to make his very famous parmesan sandwiches in his very famous parmesan restaurant, because when he was a baby egg.. he loved parmesan and one day his mom told him to eat it with bread, so he did.. and he liked it very much. so egg man opened his restaurant when he was 26, the year was 2002, and he made normal parmesan sandwiches.. and one day a man came to the shop and asked, for something new! the egg man didnt know what to do he always used the same parmesan, and the man gave him a map to a very special parmesan. so the egg man told the man that he was on it. once the evening hit, he closed the shop and went home he made himself some parmesan sandwiches and went on his way he rolled hours and hours.. he even saw the sunrise at some point so the egg man continued rolling until the next sunset set. but finally, after 17 hours of walking... the egg man came across a temple that temple had very scary traps ones that no one would like to be trapped in. and then... he saw the shiny... precious... smelly... parmesan cheese so he grabbed it with his foot and then a BOULDER CAME FROM BEHIND THE CHEESE AND STARTED ROLLING TOWARDS THE EGG MAN, SO HE ROLLED AWAY FROM THE BOULDER, HE ROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MOUNTAIN!! And when he finally got away from the boulder 3 days later he went to his shop and brought the new parmesan, and then he was known as.. "𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕖𝕣".