The Grand Clusterfuck

The Grand Clusterfuck is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off. In it an unrestricted number of characters are chosen to participate in a Grand Battle-style elimination deathmatch for the amusement of The Executive Producer. Each round is limited to one page (1 introductory post + 24 character posts), and additional contestants may be entered between rounds.
==Characters==
===Player Characters===
Character 	Player
Vleshnept 	Disva
Gettysburg 	Schazer
Te!uk 	Akumu
Onex Noth 	yousodumb
Steve 	Pinary
Aquarius Solum 	Dragon Fogel
Bubo 	armoredSkunk
Jlymb 	telltaleSpleen
Hkalllap 	ProfessorLizzard
Domino 	Wojjan
Nightmare 	Pick Yer Poison
Sir Frederick Longblade	Demonsul
The Assimilation 	WateryHell
Albain 	MalkyTop
Scherzo/Minuet 	Nehh
The Charlatan 	Not The Author
LeAnn Rimes 	bobthepen
Granolaman 	Granolaman
"Darmok" 	gloomyMoron
===Supporting Characters===
The Executive Producer - Grandmaster for The Grand Clusterfuck. Prefers things to be as epic and action-packed as possible, damn the consequences!
Errand Boy - Assistant to The Executive Producer. The unheeded voice of reason.
==Rounds==
===Round 1: Blackwing Manor===
Dead Character: Granolaman
Immediately making good on its promise of being a complete clusterfuck, the first round dropped all 19 initial characters into Blackwing Manor, in which The Grand Bachelorette and The Grand Cook-Off were still ongoing. Granolaman was killed in cold blood by The Charlatan to end the round.
===Round 2: Capitol International Airport===
Incomplete
The second round took place in the near future in an airport where "growing paranoia over terrorism has ensured that all airport security is armed with no less than a fully automatic rifle, disobeying any policies will most likely result in you getting shot, and your plane is always late, assuming you can get through the 12 hour security process."
Category:Non-Canon Battles