Maya

Maya is a siren, and not a salamander siren, or a mythical creature that sends ships into spooky rocks, but a powerful race of what-not humans! Maya would've been one of the more powerful sirens, but she is terribly allergic to dust, if she touches it she turns into dust herself! She is married to Tyrone. 
==History== 
=== Early Life ===
Maya was born on the planet of Athenas, and was instantly thrown into some huge pagoda where numerous monks started shocking her with electricity. We do not have a clue as to why she was subjected to this, and every single time we interviewed a monk they said something about, "unlocking the power inside" which is an asanine excuse for burning an innocent child! Those Redditors had no excuse! 
During the adolescense period Maya developed an addiction on Coffee with copious amounts of creamer in it due to the abuse at the expense of those glorified Jedi Masters. Knowing that comfort dwells by the cafés, Maya fled from Athenas, fled from the bells, fled from the monks! And she went to the UnWorld. 
=== Love Life ===
After a week long voyage, Maya eventually found the perfect place: Starbucks! Coincidentally, this Starbucks is the same one her future husband, Tyrone, was going to. She ordered coffee with copious amounts of creamer in it. Suddenly, a train crahed into the side of the building! This was the first time she saw a train, and just like Alt 2.0, she became a fan. 
Maya sat down at her table, drinking the overly sweet coffee, as Tyrone crawled out of the train and got onto solid ground, he immediantley noticed Maya. Tyrone instantly fell in love, and she was something. He wanted these, uh, Miss America types, that you never see in real life. But what is one in a cow suit to do? Propose of course ya dingus! Maya and Tyrone would talk about how important creamer is, infinite power, and steam locomotives. They had so much in common and would become the bestest of boy and girlfriend. 
After marriage Maya and Tyrone went on a honeymoon to the Tim Hortons Factory, but they had coffee without creamer and blacked out for 5 months. 
=== The Tragic Tag ===
One day when Tyrone was away at Randy's house, Maya saw a strange tag sticking out of a mattress and thought it looked ugly. She tore it off, only for her to discover that it said, "do not tear" on it. Mattress salesmen then broke into the house and made Maya snort dust until she disintigrated! Mr. Skull witnessed this as he ate juicy corn of the cob, so he went off to warn Tyrone! 
=== The Siren Revolution === 
Once Mr. Skull told Tyrone about the tragedy, the latter became madder than a bull seeing a piece of fabric flying in the air (not because it's red). Thankfully Tyrone avenged Maya by the power of steam locomotives and throwing an entire courtroom's worth of nonsense everywhere. 
Once the mattress salesmen were offed, Tyrone convinced Napoleon Bonaparte to revive Maya with a back scratch. 
=== Today === 
As of current Maya is doing just as well as her husband. However, she admits to getting hay fever all the time because of Tyrone replacing the beds with piles of hay. 
The moral of the story is that all salesmen are corrupt. Also, if you get murdered by salesmen, there will probably be a skeleton just around the corner eating juicy corn on the cob, and he will tell your story.
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