Galactic Grand Sword Wars by Generator

Galactic Grand Sword Wars
A Science Fiction Plot
by Whoever
A long, long time ago in a grand, grand galaxy...
After leaving the sleepy planet Lavalulu, a group of trolls fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a red, space church.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Popeye The Sailor, a frantic moose capable of Sneezing and even assassination.
Terrified, a crumpled goblin known as LA Beast flees the Empire, with his protector, Mike Nnemonic.
They head for Glasgow on the planet Dagobah. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Nnemonic uses his grand sword to defend LA.
Nnemonic and Goblin LA decide it's time to leave Dagobah and steal a Truck to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of witches. Nnemonic is attacked and the goblin is captured by the witches and taken back to Glasgow.
Nnemonic must fight to save Goblin LA but when he accidentally unearths a grubby sandwich, the entire future of the grand, sleepy galaxy is at stake.
== Acclaim ==
Praise for Galactic Grand Sword Wars
"I really, really, really hope that Nnemonic saves Goblin LA because I love this story soooooo much!"
- The Daily Tale
"A frantic moose, a tribe of witches and a crumpled goblin - haven't we seen this before somewhere?"
- Enid Kibbler
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