SUTMB Chapter 2: Let Me Adore You

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== Steven Universe: The Movie - Bloopers Edition! ==
by Peridot and Lapis Lazuli's Blooper Tablet. - Press Z to Start.
=== Chapter 2: Let Me Adore You ===
Steven: So, that's how the story begins, eh?
=== Steven Universe Storybook ===
=== Take 1 ===
Director: ...and, ACTION!
[Background: Gem Homeworld - Diamond Throne Room]
White Diamond: Once upon a time, the Gem Homeworld was ruled by Diamonds -- White, Yellow, Blue, and the littlest Diamond, Rose.
Director: CUT! It's 'PINK' not 'ROSE!'
White Diamond: I think it fits.
Director: Oh brother!
=== Take 2 ===
White Diamond: Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after. [White Diamond closes the book followed by the curtains close and the "Steven Universe: The Movie" title card appears]
Director: CUT! That movie is not finished!
=== Take 3 ===
White Diamond: Once upon a time, the Gem Homeworld was ruled by Diamonds -- White, Yellow, Blue, and the littlest Diamond, Pink.
White Diamond: While the other Diamonds conquered many worlds across the galaxy, Pink had only one: the Planet Dung.
Director: CUT! Planet Dung isn't a real planet!
White Diamond: Oh, shut up! *punches the director up and up into the air out of Gem Homeworld and landed onto Planet Dung from Skatoony.*
=== Take 4 ===
WARNING: A LITTLE VIOLENT REFERENCE AHEAD
White Diamond: While the other Diamonds conquered many worlds across the galaxy, Pink had only one -- the planet Earth.
White Diamond: One day, Pink fled the comforts of Homeworld.
White Diamond: On Earth, she made an old and patchy home, ugly slaves, and finally very very old life. She gave up her physical form by stabbing herself with a sharp knife meaning that instead of poofing, she exploded with a large "BANG!". It means that "Pink" is completely erased from Gem Homeworld.
Director: CUT! That is the most violent story ever you said, White!
=== Take 5 ===
WARNING: AWKWARDNESS AND DISTURBING SHIRK CONTENT AHEAD
White Diamond: On Earth, she made a new home, new friends, and finally, new life, giving up her form to bequeath her gem to her half-human son.
White Diamond: Without Pink, Gemkind entered an era of stupidity, hotness and doggy paddle celebration... POOL PARTY!
Director: WHAT THE HE-
White Diamond closes the book and tells Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond about the Pool Party. After the Diamonds exit from Gem Homeworld, they entered the planet: Earth. The Diamonds arrive at Rose's Fountain where they transform and decorate the fountain into a very large pool with no Rose Quartz statues. One day later, everyone [except Steven, Connie, Kevin, Mr. Frowny, Spinel (because she's still waiting for Pink Diamond at the garden), Chert, Flint & Mystery Girl] are throwing a Summer Pool Party with Best Summer Dance Remix House Songs (including Tiësto ft. Mabel - God is a Dancer).
Director: CUT! NO SUMMER DANCE PARTIES AT THE POOL ALLOWED! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
Yellow Diamond: Oh, shut up! [summons electricity and zaps the director]
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED*
=== Transmission Intermission: The song: No Reason by Kylie Cantrall plays ===
Yeah, Party with the crewThat's how I like to move, yeahAll my girls are comin' throughTwenty deep up in the room, oh, yeahSquat down on the snap with me, yeahAll the ones who're trapped with me, yeahWe can never go nowhere without it fool I, II know that we can make a party out of any situationI, II'mma hit the groove, shotgun and drop the location Speeding all on the way to nowhereI always feel like the weekendGrowing up and we don't careWe be lit, no reason I, I, I, I, IWe be lit, no reasonI, I, I, I, IWe be lit, no reasonHeyLit for no reasonYou might just catch meDancing on the ceilingI get the feelingEven with pictures no one would believe it, yeahGoing up on a ThursdayEveryday feel like a birthdayPass the axe, I'm the DJGoing hard never looked so easyWhat time, is it time to get lit?If your record don't slapThen your record get skippedYou could go watch my liveAnd see what you missed'Cause we turn it up with a flick of the wristSpeeding all the way to nowhereAlways feel like a weekendGrowing up and we don't careWe don't care, we be lit, no reasonI, I, I, I, IWe be lit, no reasonI, I, I, I, IWe be lit, no reasonMmm, Whoa, YeahWe be lit no reason onAhh, Mmm, ahhh, yeahhWe be lit, no reason(connection re-established)
(continuing transmission)
=== Take 6 ===
Director: ...and, ACTION!
White Diamond: Without Pink, Gemkind entered an era of despair.
White Diamond: But, when Steven Universe learned of his heritage, he reunited with the Off Colors.
Director: CUT! It's 'CRYSTAL GEMS', not 'OFF COLORS!'
White Diamond: I think it-
Director: You can't say that line again too!
=== Take 7 ===
White Diamond: But, when Steven Universe learned of his heritage, he reunited with his fellow Diamonds and championed a new era of peace and freedom across the furthest reaches of space. [shuts the book]
White Diamond: And now, dear Gems everywhere, I'm pleased to announce that Steven...has more important things to attend do.
Director: CUT! Why, no Steven?
White Diamond: And therefore, the Diamonds will be very angry without Pink again. Welcome to Era 4!
Director: Why me?
=== This is Steven Universe ===
=== Take 1 ===
Light fanfare is heard as the camera pans down to Steven. He turns to the viewers.
Steven: Go away!
Director: CUT! Steven, that was the wrong line!
=== Take 2 ===
Light fanfare is heard as the camera pans down to Steven. He turns to the viewers.
Steven: How's it going, everybody?
The logo doesn't appear but the script letters that read 'Age 16' appear.
Director: CUT! Haven't you seen the Steven Universe logo?
=== Take 3 ===
The logo appears in front of him, and script letters that read 'Age 16' appear.
Steven: I know he was mine, a couple of times, a couple of nights ago.
Steven: Sat on the couch and your telling me why, why I shouldn't let you go.
Director: CUT! Steven, that was the wrong line! It's not about lyrics, it's about the story you need to continue!
Steven: Why, why, why did I stay like this?
Steven: Why, why didn't I quit?
Steven continues singing Breaking News by Louis the Child ft. RAYE. Also this song that Steven sang also plays in the background.
Director: Why me?
=== Take 4 ===
Steven: I know you all might be thinking of me as the new Pink Diamond, but you don't have to put me on a throne.
Steven: I already have a rightful place, and it's on...(bursts to laughter)
Director: CUT! Steven, stop laughing!
=== Take 5 ===
Steven: I already have a rightful place, and it's on Earth.
The Diamonds all sit forward in their seats, but Blue Diamond accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion which was placed in Blue Diamond's throne. The whoopee cushion farts as Blue Diamond jumped out from the throne scaredfully.
White Diamond: What?
Director: CUT! Alright, who put a whoopee cushion on Blue Diamond's throne?
=== Take 6 ===
Steven: I already have a rightful place, and it's on Earth.
The Diamonds all sit forward in their seats.
Blue & White Diamond: What?
Yellow Pearl is shown adjusting settings on a diamond shaped projection screen. Cut to Steven's broadcast being shown in various places around Homeworld. Steven continues speaking.
Steven: It's a beach house, where I live with my friends: Lapis, Peridot and Bismuth.
Director: CUT! It's 'GARNET,' 'AMETHYST' AND 'PEARL!'
Steven: Oh, come on! White Diamond, can you please, zap the director?
White Diamond: OK. [White Diamond blinks her eyes and fires a white energy beam at the director from her eyes. The director yells in pain as he gets hurt, and his entire body turned light grey.]
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He eventually stops and later smiled and controlled by White Diamond.
=== Take 6 ===
Steven: It's a beach house, where I live with my friends: Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.
Steven: As much as I've loved dismantling the empire and saving all your planets...
The scene fades into the Steven Universe Movie Trailer where Steven takes a selfie with the Crystal Gems. True Kinda Love plays during the trailer.
Director: THAT'S NOT WHAT I FADED TO!
White Diamond: How did you get the colour back?
=== Take 7 ===
Steven: As much as I've loved dismantling the empire and saving all your planets, I can't wait to get home and spend some quality time with my friends.
Director: Good...
White Diamond: All across the universe,
Yellow Diamond: Ever compassion it,
Blue Diamond: Can you imagine it?
White Diamond: Even if-
Director: CUT!
Yellow Pearl: Your time is up anyway.
Blue Pearl snickers and runs out of shot as Yellow Pearl shuts down the broadcast. Steven turns to the Diamonds.
Director: Why me?
=== The Diamonds Try to Move Steven ===
=== Take 1 ===
Director: ...and, ACTION!
Steven: I think that went well.
White Diamond: Steven, please...
Yellow Diamond: You can't go.
Blue Diamond: You must stay!
Spinel also appears out of nowhere at the moment where Steven tries leaving from Homeworld with the Warp Pad.
Spinel (current form): So I won't have any breakfast, Maybe just a little tea, Like when you have to go!
Director: CUT! Spinel, you don't appear in this scene as of yet!
Spinel (current form): [summons her Gem Rejuvenator] Gee, it's swell to finally meet her, other... other... otherrrrrrrrrrrr... FRIENDS! [Spinel slices the director with her Gem Rejuvenator]
Director: [the director poofs into floating dust]
=== Take 2 ===
Blue Diamond: You must stay!
White Diamond: You're all we have left of Pink.
A booming noise is heard and the room shakes slightly as she lowers herself to one knee.
White Diamond: Steven, you belong here with us.
Steven: OK!
Director: CUT! What the hell was that? You can't stay in Homeworld, you're staying with the Crystal Gems.
Yellow Diamond: Oh, shut up! [wallops the director]
=== Take 3 ===
Steven: Uh... thanks, but... no thanks.
The Diamonds begin to sing Let Us Adore You.
White, Blue & Yellow: Come live with us in the palace, There's a room waiting for you, Come on, come on, come on, just let us adore you...
White, Blue & Yellow: Come live with us in this Homeworld, there's a prison just for you, come on, come on, come on...
The scene cuts to Yellow Diamond picking up Steven and throws him into a dark room.
Yellow Diamond: STAY IN HERE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Steven: No, wait! [Yellow Diamond closes the door]
Director: CUT!
=== Take 4 ===
White, Blue & Yellow: Come live with us in the palace, There's a room waiting for you, Come on, come on, come on, just let us adore you...
The Diamonds all kneel down before Steven, as he continues to back to the Warp Pad.
Steven: You guys have really gotten swell at showing affection, but I've got my own death to get back to. Don't forget, memento mori.
Director: CUT! Steven, that was the wrong line!
=== Take 5 ===
Steven: You guys have really gotten better at showing affection, but I've got my own life to get back to. Don't forget, I'm not Pink Diamond.
White, Blue & Yellow: Yes, we know that you're not her, but you were first.
Director: CUT! It's 'HERS', not 'FIRST!'
=== Take 6 ===
White, Blue & Yellow: Yes, we know that you're not her, but you were hers.
The Diamonds inch closely towards Steven as they continue singing, and Steven chuckles nervously.
White, Blue & Yellow: You know what it meant to love her, and you remind us so much of her.
Steven: You think you could handle them? They're not exactly easy to get along with.
At the moment, Spinel arrives. Spinel's longing and solemn expression slowly changes to a warm smile, as she starts bouncing on the stop and joins the Diamonds in their song, using her harmony from "Found" as counterpoint. 
Spinel: Today, right here, right now, I'll love again; I've already found someone...
Director: CUT! Spinel, you don't appear in this scene! You only appear in the reprise version of Let Us Adore You!
Spinel: Oh, shut up! [wallops the director]
=== Take 7 ===
Steven: Thanks, but I really gotta go.
White, Blue & Yellow: But, STEVEN!
Yellow Diamond: I've disbanded my navies! I've liberated my doggies!
Blue Diamond: I never die. I never make anyone laugh.
White Diamond: I've been saying "no thank you" and "Girls rule!", even to lower life forms.
Steven: What are you talking about?
White Diamond: Ugh, Girls rule! Girls are cool. Down with boys! Girls rule, girls are cool. Down with boys!
Director: CUT! White, Blue and Yellow! That was these wrong lines! Can you please stop singing?
At the moment, the Diamonds (including Spinel) sing "Girls Rule, Girls are Cool!" from Horrid Henry.
Director: You can't sing this song!
Spinel: Down with boys! *wallops the director and throws him off from Gem Homeworld and into the Smelly Footballers Pants Depot from Skatoony.*
=== Take 8 ===
White Diamond: Ugh, equal life forms. Steven, we've done everything you've asked!
Steven: That's great! Good job! Keep it up! For the honor of Grayskull! [Steven takes out his golden sword from his pink varsity jacket. He uses it to transform into She-Ra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.]
Director: CUT! She-Ra, you don't appear in this show at all!
Entrapta (also from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power): Oh, shut up! [wallops the director]
== End of Part 2 ==
Yellow Diamond: Look forward to the next part!
Next Chapter: SUTMB Chapter 3: Sadly Ever After