I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing is the eighth episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 8th episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on May 19th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob redecorating the apartment.]
Patrick: Why are we doing this again?
SpongeBob: Because we just had an ant infestation and I don’t wanna deal with more ants in the future so we have to redecorate and keep the place neater.
Patrick: But the ants were fun!
SpongeBob: They made our home, their home, and stole everything that was edible.
[Patrick thinks then remembers, and continues moving stuff around, then stops in his tracks.]
Patrick: Hey, wait a minute, can we repaint the walls?
SpongeBob: Sure.
[We bubble wipe with them at the store looking at the paint aisle.]
SpongeBob: Oh electric blue looks cool.
Patrick: Well what about Jesus sandal brown?
SpongeBob: Nah I think blue would look cooler.
Patrick: Brown.
SpongeBob: Blue.
Patrick: Remember as kids when we would have a problem like this?
SpongeBob: You don’t mean.
Patrick: Oh, I mean.
[We then cut to the exterior of a bowling alley next to other buildings on a busy street, we cut to the interior where SpongeBob and Patrick are walking near the lanes with the bowling shoes in hand, we hear bowling strikes and pins sounds and such.]
SpongeBob: You’re going down.
Patrick: Oh you wish.
[They both sit down on the chairs next to their lane, and they begin putting on their bowling shoes, they then put their normal shoes in a cubby near them and grab a bowling ball each, they both approach the lane.]
SpongeBob: Patrick what do you want your nickname to be?
Patrick: Patrick
SpongeBob: But you can only put 4 characters in.
Patrick: Uhhh, Spike, Jet, Faye and Ed.
SpongeBob: No, letters!
Patrick: OH, Put in, Rick.
SpongeBob: Alright? And I’ll put in Bob for me.
Patrick: Bob! (Laughs)
SpongeBob: That’s my name Patrick.
Patrick: (stops laughing) Oh.
SpongeBob: Let’s bowl!
[They begin bowling, a montage begins, “Gone Shootin’” by AC/DC plays, we see various shots of strikes and spares, as well as a 7-10 split, that Patrick ends up completely missing and his ball lands in the gutter, Patrick then begins sweating, as we pan back to reveal he’s choosing between 2 drinks, and chooses one and an audience cheers, he turns around as they all act as if they weren’t watching him and walk off, we fade to SpongeBob turning into a bowling ball, he has a 7-10 split, he splits himself into 2 smaller balls and gets the spare, he comes back through the ball return, some fish, not knowing that he is a ball, uses him as a bowling ball, we then fade to the score, it’s 154 to 157. It’s SpongeBob’s turn, the music fades and continues in the background.]
SpongeBob: You know if I win the next 2 turns that the color of the apartment is going to be electric blue?
Patrick: NO IT WONT!
[“Gone Shootin’” by AC/DC fades out as the beginning of “Scum” by Meat Puppets fades in as we go into semi-montage, it’s various shots of Patrick and SpongeBob bowling, we have a transparent shot of their scores each going up when the ball hits the pins, just as the music is about to hit its first lyric it fades out and we cut to SpongeBob and Patrick both shocked at the scoreboard, Patrick won by 2 pins.]
Patrick: I won (he begins jumping around) I WON! WOO HOO! I WON!! THE COLOR OF THE APARTMENT WALLS IS GONNA BE JESUS SANDAL BROWN!! HAHA!!
SpongeBob: Ah fish paste.
[We then fade to their redesigned apartment room, all cleaned up and nice, with the Jesus Sandal brown color.]
SpongeBob: So Pat, what do you think?
[Patrick is looking around at the room, inspecting.]
Patrick: I hate it.
[Episode ends.]
==Trivia==
* The characters Patrick mentions are from .
* Patrick's choice of naming on the scoreboard is a reference to a point in The Patrick Star Show where his name was Rick, another spin-off TheJasbre202 works on.
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