Professor Unusual

== Professor that is in fact quite abstract ==
professor was like a prarty musician magician not muscician he waas work at party and goyt a kid up on stagwe did the classic saw a box trick but it wasnt a trick and he brutally murdered a birthdasy boy infront of his entire friend and family, laughing he said oops my bad guess i forgot toi ise magik, y'see its part of his trik to mend the boy in which he reattatched his lower half with knitting strings but the kid was still dead, the family wsere horrified at him doing this with the corpe and he was arest sentence to defth when he on the chair a mysterious bald women who haed canser um um like walked in to the execution chamber without like legalillegal legal permission um and she killed the gartds and released him told him "i admried your trik was very intelect ad trikky very magik so like wanna fu- i mean join me and become childmurd- magikcian super epic, yes said proffesor abnormal who procided tol sey y'wanna see a trik? "yes" say cancerf he proceded to fuck the prison gards corpse. vewry trikky she said ikr he reeply very friendsheip they formed. um this is a superhero bcoz he like is a good guy just misguided in some- h-h-h-h'es a bit unsuaul like i don't fink a normel person would kill a kid but y'know its jus his wackyness utterly bizarre y'know just following his heart that's all and nathan angr seem to agree and like recruited him to use his trikky triks on the purple chegoollogist and he um stole hiw dick when they kileld hium idk why pretty strange isnntiy
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