Post-Nuts

Post-Nuts are objects spawned from the Almighty Cream. Now, you may be wondering why that makes them special, since everything is from the Creamnity. However, Post-Nuts have the distinction of being spawned directly from the Creamnity, a status only otherwise claimed by the Omnity.
== Effects ==
When one places the nuts in their mouth and swallows the nuts, some effects will manifest.
=== Before the nuts are inside the entity ===
While in the presence of Post-Nuts, all entities, regardless of power or mental fortitude, will feel an immense lust for the nuts to go down their throat. They will attempt to grab the nuts and shove them violently between their cheeks(facial/mouth cheeks, get your head out of the gutter).
=== While the nuts are inside the entity ===
Having these nuts inside of them will give any entity immense pleasure, bordering on complete euphoria. Caution must be practiced in order to avoid addiction to nuts.
=== Once the nuts have removed themselves from the entity ===
Upon exiting the entity through their rectal passage(or equivalent opening), Post-Nuts will bestow upon said entity their ultimate gift, known laughingly as Post-Nut Clarity. Post-Nut Clarity consists of absolute, objective clarity in all things, such as morality, decision-making, mental energy, mental fortitude, foresight, hindsight, and all knowledge. In fact, Post-Nut Clarity is equivalent to omniscience that spans the entirety of the Supracosm and even beyond.
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