"Believe Me Maizey" by Gene and Little Mr. B

centre|thumb|220x220px|The picture for "Believe Me, Maizey" on the Risky Fixin's [https://soundcloud.com/riskyfixins SoundCloud].
== History ==
"Believe Me Maizey" was sung by Gene on his deathbed, wishing luck to Maizey while he slowly dies due to being blasted by Space-Pope Chili IX.
== Composition ==
The main instrumental for "Believe Me Maizey" was licensed from Audio Network under the original title "Keep Our Love Alive". The original instrumental was composed by Pete Masitti and John Andrew Barrow."Keep Our Love Alive", audionetwork.com, Accessed Apr. 2nd 2020. https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/keep-our-love-alive_137908 The lyrics to "Believe Me Maizey" were presumably written by Shane Madej. The song is written in the key of C#/Db Major, although it modulates up one semitone to the key of D Major around 3:35 in the SoundCloud version of the song. The song has a tempo of 77bpm.
== Lyrics ==
The echoes of "Plupple Honeymoon " are heard.
GENE
Sometimes your life
Don't go exactly how you planned
Sometimes your death
Don't go exactly how you planned
GENE (spoken)
Oh, wait, one last thing!
Instrumental introduction.
GENE
It’s lookin' like I’ve had enough
I tried the best I can but I don’t got the stuff
I got shot by the Chili Pope
It’s easy livin' as a french fry 
I’m critically acclaimed but now it’s time to die 
Frankly life’s been pretty dope 
It’s been a long, hard road for a french fries and corn to walk down 
Who could’ve ever known the road would lead to... 
You and me and Soup and Goondis taking on the galaxy! 
I know that life is crazy
But believe me, Maizey
You’ll be fine without me here…
I mean, I’m just a funny french fries
There’s really no need to cry
Even though I’m so revered
Little Mr. B. plays a guitar solo.
BACKUP VOCALS
(Even though I'm so revered!)
Musical break.
BACKUP VOCALS
(And, I'm sorry, Maizey!)
GENE 
Was livin’ lonely in a future state 
But I traveled back in time and met my foodie-mates 
Most of them were witch holograms 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(Almost of all them were holograms) 
GENE 
The story gets a little dense from there 
But if you got a brain it’s pretty crystal clear 
Here, check out this diagram. 
See a wedding 
Fell into a witch volcano 
Then we scrammed 
And then we landed on the planet of the Plupples, et cetera 
Now we’re traveling to the past to save our friends and kick some ass! 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(Oh, ah!) 
GENE 
I know that things seem kinda shitty 
And that the odds aren’t lookin’ pretty but 
What’s the point of quittin’ now? 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(No, we can never go back!) 
GENE 
And I won’t be here to see it 
But you bet your ass that I believe that 
You’ll still save the day somehow! 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(Maizey’s gonna save the day!) 
GENE 
The end is comin’ 
Gonna punch my mortal ticket 
If I had a fuckin’ bucket then I’d got a hunch I’d kick it 
And I’m sorry for the cursin’ but I’m feelin’ worse and worse and I don't... 
I don’t wanna die... 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(But I’m probably gonna die) 
GENE 
I know it might sound crazy 
But believe me, Maizey 
You’ll be fine without me here… 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(Oh, ah!) 
GENE 
And it’s lookin’ like this french fry’s gonna 
Take his bow in this Hot Daga 
I’m dyin’ now, just so it's clear 
BACKUP VOCALS 
(This is it, holy shit, this is it, I'm gonna die!) 
GENE 
I’ll see you later, pals 
I'm outta here!
GENE coughs. 
GENE
It’s been a treat…
I think I… see Smeech.
== Notes ==
In the version of "Believe Me Maizey" posted to the Risky Fixins' Soundcloud, there is a section of Morse code that has been translated as "space and thyme". "Believe me Maizey", soundcloud.com, accessed Dec. 19 2020. https://soundcloud.com/riskyfixins/believe-me-maizey
 It is currently unknown what this could mean or why it was included in the song, but there is speculation that it could be hinting at the title of a future season of the Hot Daga. 
== References ==
Category:Songs