Blame the Insane

This is the 37th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 9th episode of season 3.
== Transcript ==
(Hoopla gets spat out of the wormhole and into a new dimension)
Hoopla: Oh boy, what is it this time?
(Hoopla looks around to see everything looks perfectly normal)
Hoopla: Huh. Everything looks perfectly fine. Almost… too fine.
Perfectly normal person: Heyo there, kind stranger!
Hoopla: Hi there. Say, does anything look… insane about this place?
Perfectly normal person: I have no idea what you’re talking about. This place is sane as can be!
Hoopla: Well that’s good. Have a nice diddly darn day.
(Hoopla’s stomach rumbles)
Hoopla: Eek, I’m starving. I hope they have some perfectly normal places to eat around here.
(A restaurant with the name “El Restaurante” is seen in the distance, and Hoopla spots it)
Hoopla: Huh, how convenient.
(Cut to Hoopla sitting at a table in the restaurant)
Waitress: Hello sir, what are you having on this fine day?
Hoopla: (looking at menu) Uhh do you have any Cheerios?
Waitress: (laughs) You’re a card. I’ll come back when you’re ready to order.
Hoopla: N-no… Ch-cheerios? I gotta get outta here!
(Hoopla jumps out of his seat and leaves El Restaurante)
Waitress: ...was it something I said?
Hoopla: I think I’ll just go to the local supermarket. Yeah, that oughta do it.
(Hoopla walks into the local supermarket and a female employee approaches him)
Employee: Hello, welcome to Mini.
Hoopla: Do YOU have Cheerios?
Employee: No, but we do have our own all-bran cereal.
Hoopla: ...that’s boring.
Employee: No it tastes really good… handsome. Do you work out?
Hoopla: ...maybe. I walk a lot every day, does that count as exercise?
Employee: Sure, and you know what helps with that exercise, these bran flakes! Do you want them, good-looking?
Hoopla: NO! I DO NOT WANT TO DATE YOU!
(Hoopla storms out when another customer enters)
Customer: Hello.
Employee: Hey there, you look nice today.
Hoopla: Okay, Cheerios are a bust. What about the Cheesecake Factory? Do they have one here?
(A Cheesecake Factory then appears right in front of his eyes)
Hoopla: Is it just me or are random things popping up as I think of them?
(A woman suddenly pops up in front of Hoopla)
Hoopla: NO!
(Hoopla shoves the woman out of the way and goes into the Cheesecake Factory)
Hoopla: Hello?
People: (in unison) Hello.
Hoopla: Okay, why is this dimension so boring? I was told it would be insane.
Person: No.
Hoopla: Unless I was sent to the wrong dimension...again. But Bloxyl would have told me that by now.
(Hoopla notices everyone is wearing the same hat)
Hoopla: Why is everyone wearing the same cap? I mean it looks nice but it’s kinda strange.
(Hoopla looks up and notices he’s wearing it too)
Hoopla: Ah! Where did that come from? Why are we all wearing this hat?
Person: No reason.
Hoopla: Can you take it off?
Person: No.
(Hoopla walks up to the person and takes their hat off)
Person: No no no n oonnonoo O O9((!(#@)@ *#& SHSCcvvzzhzzzhz. , ,,. (disappears)
Hoopla: What the?!
(Hoopla takes off the hat of another person)
Person: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈
Hoopla: Hey can you stop speaking in morse code for one second?
(The person disappears)
Hoopla: Damn it. I wonder what happens when I take my hat off?
People: Don’t.
Hoopla: Well, those people did disappear, so, probably a good idea. Well, I’m bored so I’m just gonna keep taking people’s hats off.
People: No.
Hoopla: TOO LATE!
(A montage plays of Hoopla taking everyone’s hats off, and they keep speaking random gibberish before disappearing from existence)
Person: Please no-
(Hoopla takes off the person’s hat)
Person: .. / .... .- ...- . / ... .- ...- . -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .- / .--. .-.. .- -.-. . / .. -. / .... . .-.. .-.. (disappears)
Hoopla: Huh. I wonder what that meant. Well I’m tired of torturing random citizens, so I think I’m gonna head off. Maybe I’ll find some food in a dumpster or something.
(Hoopla exits the Cheesecake Factory, and a strong breeze knocks his hat off)
Hoopla: Oh god… MY HAT!
(Hoopla chases after his hat, but it slowly starts fading away)
Hoopla: NO NO NO NO NO DON’T GO! I NEED YOU!
(The hat then fully fades away)
Hoopla: DAMN IT! So what happens nowowowowoowwowoowo-
(The world starts to distort, colors appear and disappear, spots float up and everything glitches out, everything is random.)
Hoopla: Uh oh.
(Hoopla flips over from the normal world into the insane world)
Hoopla: Bumbubmbubmbblmblbmbbl btj3iwanxzkznzzc hcc zhzhccz
(The Minecraft advancement “How Did We Get Here” appears)
Hoopla: thats a gooood question
(Hoopla bounces up and down, out of control. The place has music that's all weird sounding and is off-putting)
Hoopla: dobedodododdooddbe thisis musicis makining me go insananananananananaananananananananananana-
(Hoopla stops to catch his breath)
Hoopla: phew is it over?
(The world starts to distort in a different way)
Hoopla: nononononsdfsd googobdobyeo dfbbodpeasd
Person: Hello Hello hello Hello 
Hoopla: who are you
Person: REalty distorting our minds will explode and we will be twisted over and over and over and over
Hoopla: i dont get it
Person: We must essessscape front hissss tprsison its locking iuss innn…
Hoopla: what
Person: the loonger weeee stay the moore twisiitd we becooem. until we mean nothing anymore
Person 2: the ratings will og donwn downe down to the btotom of the sea people will hattte ittt
Person: goooo uptp to thrthe toop
(The people push Hoopla back up into the normal world)
Hoopla: zzzchch AaAA AaAA AA OH MY GOD! I’M BACK!
(Hoopla stairs down at the insane world)
Hoopla: It seems down there...I...I can’t describe it. It’s impossible to describe. It only just looks like we’re lazy and we say gibberish down there. That’s what someone from the outside would see it as. It took away my free will and made me a shell of myself.
(Hoopla sees his cap is back)
Hoopla: Those people saved me, I gotta go back down there and save them. They shouldn’t experience that any longer. I just hope I don’t lose myself again.
(Hoopla takes off the cap and flips back into the insane world)
Person: why wwowuld lypu rrtuttenrn
Hoopla: mmust save youuu
Person: nooo you are rirskkin oyurrself, do not yrisk yourselfff
Hoopla: hooplaa, what to doo
Person: thiss place isss where all the insssane from the worrrld goes
Person 2: yyyyyou were insaan e once
Person: rrreemmber youttrselfff….thewaves….surfin,,,...uppp…
(Hoopla snaps back)
Hoopla: What?
Person: dooo you not recallll
Person 2: thhee change…
Hoopla: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Person: wwe’ve been herre forr so loongg… we can remember whatst gone….
Person 2: whheen you came tooo the beach….
Hoopla: I don’t understand! Let me save you guys first!
(Hoopla throws the two people out of the insane world, and he flips back over.)
Hoopla: Okay, we’re back, so now talk normally.
(The two people suddenly transform. One is made up of green triangles and the other is made out of blue circles. They’re both wearing some kind of wooden masks.)
Hoopla: Woah! You guys...you guys look like Bloxyl! But you’re different shapes, and colors, and you’re wearing a creepy wooden mask.
Trixyl: I am Trixyl.
Cirxyl: I am Cirxyl.
Both: We are ancient protectors of the timeline, under Iris. We worked for thousands of years along with Bloxyl. But then, we noticed an event.
Hoopla: Keep going.
Trixyl: We knew what was coming. The monster...soon it would escape. The gods could not hold it for much longer. We needed a vessel to hold and destroy it.
Cirxyl: Bloxyl didn’t agree. She said we shouldn’t interfere. But it’s not her fault. She doesn’t know of the monster.
Trixyl: So we sent the wave. And whoever it picked, they would become smarter over time. They would still be the same person, but if they weren’t as good yet, they would be eventually.
Cirxyl: We had to prepare the dimensions. But lost here, we were.
Trixyl: But now, the wave’s choice has saved us.
Hoopla: Yeah, okay, this is confusing.
Cirxyl: In time…
Trixyl: In time…
(Bloxyl appears from a portal)
Bloxyl: Well Hoopla, you did something, I’m not exactly sure what it is but- (she notices Trixyl and Cirxyl) WHAT THE?!
Trixyl: It cannot be explained. It is destiny.
Bloxyl: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Hoopla: I’m going to fall asleep. I have no clue what is happening.
Cirxyl: Blox, the monster.
Bloxyl: What are you talking about?
Trixyl: All dimensions are at stake! The monster has been spread everywhere! The monster is inside Hoopla!
(Bloxyl looks down at the device she’s holding)
Bloxyl: Uhh....why are all the dimensions and timelines cracking?
(The dimension splits in half and Hoopla starts falling through every timeline)
Hoopla: AAH! WHAT’S GOING ON?! I NEED A REALLY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR WHAT JUST HAPPENED! THIS IS INSANE! I BLAME IT FOR EVERYTHING!
(Hoopla keeps falling through dimensions as the episode ends)
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