Extra Zombie Interview

By BGB64
Me: So, extra zombie, firstly, why are you called extra zombie?
Extra Zombie: It's a long story- but long story short, Dr. Zomboss thought I wasn't good enough to be in the main attack group.
Me: How come he gave you zombies for an attack later then? (See Extra Zombie's Attack)
Extra Zombie: He realised I was nearly as clever as him. Now I'm his second in command.
Me: What about strength?
Extra Zombie: That's the reason I was excluded from the main attack group in the first place.
Me: How did you survive nuke pebbles when you attacked then?
Extra Zombie: Duh. Nuke-Proof Belt...
Me: ...okay...that's great. Anything else?
Extra Zombie: No.
Me: Are you sure?
Extra Zombie: This is getting annoying.
Me: Are you sure it is?
Extra Zombie: Die!
Extra zombie shoots me with a laser.
Me: Haha mirror
I press the button causing the trapdoor under him to open, and him to... hey wait...
Extra Zombie: Haha jetpack
The End. (of the interview, we still try to kill each other for the next 30 minutes)
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