Lost Ball

A man walked into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what had happened. “Well, it’s like this,” explained the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. 
“Well, we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife’s golf ball.” 
“And?” pried the doctor. 
“Well, that’s when I made my mistake. I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to the missus, ‘This one here looks like yours!'"
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