Moriya Goldberg

Moriya Goldberg is a Jewish, half-Japanese otaku and Burnaby South Secondary School student and the poster boy of Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse.
==Win Quotes==
===Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse===
====Generic====
*"Those hissawwaza (special moves) you showed me really blew me out of my mind! I've got to learn how to do them sometime!"
*"I missed school again! My principal's gonna chew me out big time! Later, [partner name]!"
==== Special Quotes ====
* "Matte (wait)... Are you telling me we'll all be ambiguously-brown atheists in the future?" (vs. Nathan/Aaron)
*"It's one thing for kids to dream of ruling a city, but any adult who does the same is a complete baka (idiot)." (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive)
*"Y'know, you can always eat those goats of yours if you ever get low on food."
==Hair Insults==
*Mirror Match: They were right. My hair really does look ugly!
*Thomas: That hair would be put to better use as part of a practice dummy.
*Pierre: Shall I trim your hair into something more proper?
*Xiaodan: Do you wish mein Vater (my father) to forge you a helmet to hide that carbuncle that you wear on your head?
*Zhiruo: I doubt the Zhōngguó Jūnduì (Chinese Army) would judge you fit to fight in any war with that hair.
*Hannibal: I done was contracted to off somebody with wack-ass hair like yours back in '97.
*Damien: I would never allow my officers to wear such a hideous hairstyle.
*Bobby: No offense, dude, but you don't look like you've ever gotten a haircut in your life.
*Quincy: Got time to drop that wack 'do? I know a barber five blocks from my college who'll get the job done.
*Pua: Why do you look like a mop?
*Emi: I know akuyaku (villains) on the Koneko no Senshi show with better hair than you.
*Valkyrie: If you ever want to make it into any hær (army) later in life, you should get rid of that hair.
*Okuma: You would look better bald.
*Jodiana: If only I knew a song that could cure you of your hair problems...
*Aquatos: Never have I encountered a surface dweller with hair as strange as yours.
*Steel Daniel: That hair is NOT rockin' at all! Have you no shame?
*Abigail: I pray that, one day, you never wear your hair in such a horrendous way again.
*Satoshi: HQ? I'm getting reports of a juuhachi-sai-miman no douhan-sha no inai bunmin (unaccompanied civilian under the age of 18) with strange hair.
*Cleo: Aw, HELL, naw! That yee-yee ass permin' failure ain't gon' cut it, no how!
*Juan: If I stole some oro (gold) for you, perhaps you could afford better hair.
*Esmeralda: Does tu madre (your mother) ever allow you out in public with that hair?
*Terry: I don't need a silly haircut to earn a victory in the ring!
*Khwezi: Are you trying to block my kicks with that puinhoop (mess) on your head?
*Russell: The path of a true martial artist is not to wear your hair in an ill-favored way.
*Onni: Bad hair and good sportsmanship don't mix, kaveri (buddy).
*Bashu: Such dreadful hair... We wouldn't even call your soul... worth absorbing...
*Masaru: I would not be caught dead wearing my hair in such a dishonorable way.
*Karasu: Had I not murdered my otousan (father), he would be as disgusted with that hair as I am.
*Fergus: How dare ye come at me with that hair!? 'Tis Davy Jones' Locker for ye, boyo!
*Charlotte: Same as mon frère (my brother) in notre famille (our family), that frightful mess has no place on your head!
*Anton: That hair... It might be a parazit (parasite) born of demonicheskaya sushchnost' moyego ottsa (my father's demonic essence)...
*Elisabeta: That hair is o urâciune nesfântă a lui Dumnezeu (an unholy abomination of God) that you should not have.
*Torturex: You hair look ugly! Me show you great pain for insult!
*Insaniac: How do you address a fledgling who comes at me with horrendous hair? DEAD! Haaahahahahahaha!!!
*Teza Tiger: I've defended my championship belt against virodhee (opponents) with better hair than you.
*Azul: Maybe if you wear a máscara (mask) to the ring, no one will notice that desastre (disaster) on your head.
*Alicia: Get rid of that hair. It looks painfully distracting.
*Lupita: That peinado antideportivo (unsportsmanlike hairstyle) would get you banned from every sport.
*Maggie: What the hell kinda character designers would make a hairstyle THAT lame?
*Cassie: At least I don't parade around wearing a silly haircut!
*Thor: That hair does not suit a child of valor such as yourself!
*Amaterasu: The sun shines away from those with ill-favored hair.
*Junichiro: I recommend that that hair be shorn, so that it never makes its fu-sei no sonzai (unholy presence) known again.
*Rin: My otousan advises against trusting people whose hair shows signs of warui choukou (ill omens).
*Lisa: I doubt you would be successful in the film business with that kind of hair.
*Mingzhu: You'd probably have to lose that hair before wǒ de lǎobǎn (my boss) can consider allowing you in Yùgōng.
*Shahrzad: Divert your course. This is no place for ippan shimin (ordinary citizens) with abnormal hair.
*Antonia: Your hair lacks style, finesse, grace... Fondamentalmente, tutto (basically, everything).
*Nathan: In the Intergalactic Marine Corps, you would be expelled for wearing your hair like that.
*Aaron: Damn, that hair... Were you genetically tampered with at birth or something?
*Dr. Verrückter: If you wish, I can genetically alter your hair to be less ugly.
*Type: Death: GRRRAAARRRHH!!!
*Peter: Ye know, me good lad, yer hair would look much better if it resembled a woman's feet.
*N.E. Patriot (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): That hair... Did you spend too long wearing a football helmet or something?
*Timewarp (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): I ought to go back in time and kill whoever gave you that awful hair right now.
*S. Dictator (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): The first thing I'm going to do as Mayor of Super City is execute you for that disorderly hair!
*Prajurit (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Daring to challenge ME with that hair!? Anda adalah prajurit yang tidak terhormat! (You are a dishonorable warrior!)
*Letitia (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Want me to claw the ugly out your hair?
*Sakura (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): I'm glad I'm never getting married. Not even to a freaky-haired kodomo (kid) like you!
*Anita (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): I'd shock you, but your hair already looks a wack-ass, electrocuted, frizzy mess!
*Isa: (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Did your hair get caught in a freak windstorm or something? No offense, sweetie.
*Runs Through (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Such outlandish hair would get you exiled in my tribe.
*Martin (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): That hair wouldn't pair well with a burial suit, lad.
*Mystic (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): If I took you as my apprentice, perhaps I could teach you a spell to give yourself better hair.
*Manteia (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Since you refuse to rid yourself of that kakos evnoimena mallia (ill-favored hair), I forecast that you will be treated as a parias (pariah) for the remainder of your days.
*Space Cat (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): I done seen aliens with better-lookin' hair.
*Union Jill (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): If you wish to become Canada's national hero, you should get rid of that dreadful hair.
*Mayor Powers (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Kid, if that hair you got keeps lookin' like this, I don't think you'll ever make it past hero trainin'.
*Herricane (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): That hair you have is making me so angry that I want to BLOW IT RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!!
*Shus-Tazz (Cross-Universal Chaos R-exclusive): Looks like I might have to take that awful mess off your head before it poses any more of a threat to the galaxy.
*Millie (Cross-Universal Chaos Rexclusive): Even if, for whatever reason, your father left your family, I wouldn't allow you to stay at my resort with that hair.
*Leonardo (Cross-Universal Chaos Rexclusive): I don't want to say anything bad about your hair, but I will. Semplicemente non ne sono un grande fan. (I'm just not a huge fan of it.)
*Vanessa (Cross-Universal Chaos Rexclusive): I wouldn't go out with Leonardo if his hair looked as awful as yours.
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