Accidents Willn't Happen

Accident's Willn't Happen is the thirty-fifth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs accidentally upgrades Windows 7 to Windows 10. Can Mr. Rabs and the gang fix it in time?
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with Windows 7 at his house, playing the 2020 hit game "Among Us"]
*Windows 7: Aw Man! I didn't get the imposter again!
*[He hits his computer, causing him to glitch]
*Windows 7: Woah. That's never happened. That's weird. I should get that checked out.
*[Transition to the Hospital]
*Doctor #1: Well sir, I'm afraid that you've got a virus.
*Windows 7: Oh no! Not a virus!
*Doctor #1: Yup. You should go to your nearest Discord Moderator Cafe. They might know what to do.
*Windows 7: Alright!
*[Cut to The Discord Moderator Cafe]
*Fat Guy #1: Can I... help you?
*Windows 7: Yes! I'm looking for a...
*[He looks at his hand, which has pen writing on it]
*Windows 7: I'm looking for QuackersClocks.
*Fat Guy #1: QuackersClocks? Oh, he just left. He said he was going to the air store.
*Windows 7: The air store, eh? I know where that is!
*Narrator: A Few Moments Later...
*Windows 7: WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING? I'm gonna need Mr. Rabs help on this one!
*[He pulls his phone out and dials "69420"]
*Mr. Rabs: Yello? Mr. Rabs, owner of The Patty Shack here! Would you like to place an order?
*Windows 7: Hey, Mr. Rabs. I need help finding the "air store".
*Mr. Rabs: Well, hop on by The Shack! I'll give you directions.
*Windows 7: How come you can't tell me over the phone?
*Mr. Rabs: That's not very important. Well, I'll you see you the-
*[The call suddenly cuts off]
*Windows 7: [Looks at the camera confused]
*[Cut to The Patty Shack, where it is revealed that RongeRob was chewing on the phone cord]
*Mr. Rabs: WOULD YOU QUIT DOING THAT RONGEROB??!?!?
*RongeRob: Sorry, Mr. Rabs! I was just a little hungry.
*[Suddenly, Windows 7 storms in, slamming the door open, crushing RongeRob]
*Windows 7: Hey, Mr. Rabs! You can give me those directions now!
*Mr. Rabs: Alright, hand me the map.
*Window 7: It's in my back pocket, but my arm suddenly shrunk, so I can't really grab it. Could you get it for me?
*Mr. Rabs: Absolutely!
*[As he is about to get the map, he notices a button that says "Upgrade".]
*Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Upgrade. What does that mean?
*Windows 7: I don't know! It's been on me since 2015!
*Mr. Rabs: Strange. I'll call Mr. Zabs, maybe he'll know what it means!
*[He opens the window]
*Mr. Rabs: MR. ZABS!!!!!
*[Cut to Mr. Zabs house. He is sitting on his couch, reading the newspaper.]
*Mr. Zabs: I hear somebody calling me! Fear not, citizen! I shall arrive swiftly!
*[Cut back to the Patty Shack. Mr. Zabs suddenly crashes in, through the window, hitting Windows 7, making him fall on the "Upgrade" button]
*Windows 7: O-ow!
*RongeRob: Are you okay?
*Windows 7: I think so, but I feel a bit different.
*Windows 7's Stomache: Upgrade activated. Upgrading to Windows 10 now.
*Windows 7: UPGRADING TO WINDOWS 10?!?!?! Oh god! This isn't good!
*Mr. Rabs: What's so bad about that?
*Windows 7: I don't meet the minimum requirements. If we don't cancel the upgrade, I'LL DIE!
*Mr. Zabs: Oops!
*Mr. Rabs: Mr. Zabs! Who do you know that can fix this?
*Mr. Zabs: I don't know, but maybe somebody in the gang can help!
*[Transition to later. The gang is now in the room]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: I know who can fix this! Donald Trump can!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Maybe there are a few things Donald Trump CAN'T do, Mr. Rabs 2.0
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What do you mean? He's the best!
*RongeRob: Woah, settle down guys! We don't want another fight!
*Mr. Labs: Maybe we can call Tech Support!
*Mr. Eabs: Haven't you figured out that's all a scam by now? They're just a bunch of Indian guys that'll make you send 'em a bunch of money!
*Mr. Blabs: Hey now, Mr. Eabs! That's a bit "Racially Motivated"!
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: But it's true!
*Mr. Rabs: We don't have time to argue! Mr. Labs, I'll call Tech Support!
*Mr. Labs: See guys! I knew I was right!
*Kanye West: I did too!
*Kuromi: So did I!
*Mr. Labs: I got all the fans!
*[The gang looks at Mr. Labs, blankly.]
*Mr. Labs: Was it something I said?
*Windows 7: NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS I'M DYING OVER HERE!
*Mr. Rabs: I've know how to fix this?
*All: How?
*Mr. Rabs: I'll just click this button here an-
*[The Patty Shack explodes]
*Mr. Rabs: and you'll be all fixed up...
*Windows 7: It worked! WOO-HOO! YEAH!!!!! I'M NOT GONNA DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*[He runs off to the air store]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, at least Evil Mr. Rabs won't need to steal the formula for awhile.
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's true. With all of the repairs this'll need, we won't see him for awhile!
*[The whole gang laughs]
*[Fade to black]
==Short==
*[Title Card: Quackers and Windows]
*Windows 7: Hey Quackers. I need help.
*QuackersClocks: What's the problem?
*Windows 7: I was glitching earlier today, and I didn't know why. I went to the hospital and they told me I had a virus.
*QuackersClocks: I know. Just take these "Normal Pills" and you'll be good.
*Windows 7: Alright!
*[Fade to black]
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