Trarpfy

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Trarpfy is a gang of about eleven skater fags, four of which have been identified as Alex, Christian, Omar & Michael. They are trying to steal The Moon from CCSA. They have wrecked everything inside & are trying to drive us out. All of the Trarpfians are stoners & hippies. Their leader is Christian. They are all teenagers & they attend Shquander high school. The one thing that they did right was uncover a secret camovert on floor F1, which we didn't know about. Their only known weapons are skateboards & cans of graffitti. They have laid waste to floors F1, F3 & F4 as well as G1 & CY. They also laid waste to Fort Blix by wrecking all of the floors. We have planned a revenge scheme, but we cannot reveal any of that information, in case a Trarpfian is reading this. Luckily for us, the Vaginasweat Bacon put them out of commission. With no FoSlan, Nothing Gold, Handyman Pralom, Duch Anderrol, Don JMWTF & possibly no Chloe or Menuri, we are outnumberred in a 5 on 11 showdown. If you are reading this now, you, yes YOU, can be eligible to apply for a job at MC. You can help us defeat Trarpfy once & for all. If you are interested, contact me at either knannerb@hotmail.com or 718-869-2883. Please, no spam or viri. It takes me about 10 minutes to delete that shit, you're not accomplishing anything. Your age, race, gender and religion make no difference to me. I will judge you based on your ability to do what we want you to do. We will discuss payment when you contact me. If you are a Trarpfian & want to send me a treaty or discuss something, write, 'Trarpfy', in the subject line. Sayonara.