Episode 247 - Excessive Chocolate

==Summary==
==Topics of discussion==
* Strawberry Shortcake & Friends
* Ursula's stepfather's health woes
* Truck broke down on way to Tool concert
** During a tornado and flood warning
* Screed: Cape Cod Winery Reel Red
* Screed: Sweet Earth General Tso’s Tofu
* Dinner Party Download - The Search for General Tso
* Screed: Enjoy Life Cocoa Loco bars
* Ursula's 40th birthday!
* Summer in Orcus in print, art by Truffke
* Screed: Good Food Made Simple Chicken Pad Thai
* Frying okra
* Sauces and gravies (the secret to sauce is in the rue)
* Currently writing nonfiction
* Screed: GI Dansk Mjod
* "There's a great flavor before the burning starts."
* Dogskull House is going to get demolished
* But first, the most cliched master beekeeper and his apprentice will save the bee colony
* Screed: Once Again Organic Peanut Butter
* Fancy ramen recipe
* Writing fanfic
* TMI: Ursula changed IUD, now experiencing periods so bad Gordon Lighfoot would write tragic ballads about them
* Beagles v. Coon Hounds
* "How about a nice Hawaiian punch?"
* Screed: Alter Eco Dark Salted Brown Butter
* Screed: Bija Cayenne & Wild Ginger
* Cosmo - the source of shitty blowjob advice
* RIP, Ringling Bros & Barnum and Bailey Circus
* "I tried Cosmo's weirdest sex tips so you don't have to"
* TimTam / Girl Scout Cookie exchange
* Tina's startle reflex practice
* KUEC wiki!
* Clockwork Cabaret sampled the KUEC salmari
* Returning guests - Natalie, Lizardbeth
* Upcoming appearances and cons
* Ursula - Toastmaster
* Captain America making cookies for the Winter Soldier, with variant covers
* Ursula, not a screamer
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