Steamwheedle Epics 3

Category:Others
Here follows part 3 of the list of Steamwheedle Epics:
[Mirror] 
Trinket 
Use: Terrifies Arty. 
[Ashana's Cute Cheer] 
Stacks in lots of 20 
Use: Causes Merwyn to melt. 
[Lashela's RP Compendium] 
Binds when picked up 
Held in off-hand 
Requires The Dark Embrace - Exalted 
Equip: Kills every poweremoter in a 30 yard radius pernamently. 
Use: Summons a GM armed with a banstick who will fight for you and flawless RP for 30 minutes. 
100 Charges 
[Arty's Spiked Boots] 
Binds when picked up 
142 armor 
*+14 agility 
*+12 strength 
*-18 stamina 
Equip:Slightly increases running speed 
Use: removes cooldown of Sprint and Vanish 
Use: Kicks up to three gnomish targets into a nearby lake, pit, or river. 
"The footprints match the mark on Merwyn's trousers.."
[Nymph’s Head band of intellect] 
Binds on Pick up 
*- 50 Intelligence 
*+20 Gullibility 
Equip: Wearer will be friend all demonic minions listening to their every word, blindly follow sibling into all situations even if you may die and crave the soul of Lady Withamhall. 
[Honey’s Plate Corset] 
Binds on Pick up 
*+50 seduction 
*- 10 Agility 
*+25 Stamina 
Equip: Constricts wearers body making them appear more seductive then they really are, 60% chance of ensnaring hapless Kal’dorei leaving wearer vulnerable to attack. 
[Honey’s Wolf Helm] 
Bind on Pick up 
*+50 Suspicion 
*+60 Sniff Skill 
Equip: Sniff random people when you are acutely aware of their presence, renders target speechless when you sniff them as they don’t believe you have done that.
[Xalat's gasper] 
Trinket 
Use: Makes you gasp at anything said or done to you, anything 
[Morthia's moo-stick] 
Mainhand 
Chance on hit: Makes you Moo like a cow 
[Gingerbread's Cookiebag] 
Held in off-hand 
*+50 Sweetness 
Use: Hug anyone near you 
"This bag is filled with Gingerbread cookies made by.. Gingerbread!"
[Ktalard's Coin] 
Trinket 
Use: Cannot be used in combat 
Flip to get KODO +50 all resistances for 1 hour 
OR to get SNAKE -50 all resistances for 1 hour 
OR lands on EDGE (very rare percentage) for a permanent +10 to all resistances 
the coin will then becomes 1 copper piece 
Inscribed round the edge of coin is the motto "A snake in the grass might get stomped" 
[Globe of Potency] 
Off Hand Item 
Use: makes you super potent! 
i.e gives you an insane aggro bonus for a range of 30 yards. 
item cannot be removed from your off-hand and cannot be dropped. 
Can only be given away in trade (to someone foolish enough to use it) 
Glimmering in the globe the words "You are gonna be POTENT" can be seen 
[Giggles Bag of Fun] 
Container (apparently 6 slots) 
If one slot is left free then nothing happens. 
If all 6 slots are free then at a random point every day (from midnite to midnite) one item will be swapped in exchange for 
*a) another item that has been previously swapped (50% chance) (if the first time then you get item b) 
*b) a stack of PIES (21% chance) 
*c) a bunch of flowers (11% chance) 
*d) a stack of 10 random Elemental Water/Fire/Earth/Air (5% chance) 
*e) a random item from the world drop table (1% chance) 
*f) 1 stack of cooked food of some type (11% chance) 
*g) 100 gold (1% chance)
[Silenthoof's Wolf Helm] 
Head 
Bind on Pickup 
*+100 stamina 
Equip: Makes user sound like a drunken male dwarf, regardless of race or gender. 
Use: Conjures a wolf which when slain carries a infinite skin of Dwarven Stout which stays until player logs out.
Cooldown 1 hour 
[Whistle of animal summoning] 
Trinket 
Bind on Pickup 
Cooldown 30 minutes 
Use: Summons a random animal which gives certain bonuses. 
Weasel:gives 20+Agility and 10% discount on all vendor prices...because you're weaseling a good deal.. 
Owl:+20 intellect and makes you squawk like an owl on a random basis. 
Boar: +25 strength and makes you eat disgusting out of date food, -10 intellect.
[Hejin's Mirror of Narcissism]
(Level 40)
*-500 popularity
*+50 cowardice 
Equip: Reflects all negative comments on your appearance back to the caller, when this item is destroyed people will still think you have it, no matter what. 
"I am rubber you are glue! whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you! *girlish laugh*" 
[Horror's Turban of far away dreams]
Head 
Bind on Pickup (Cursed - Cannot be removed) 
Equip: Randomly disconnects you from the server. 
Equip: Randomly increases server lag by 10000% 
Use: Reboot your PC 
"Hello? Are you there?" 
[Kalliades' Sense of Direction]
Trinket
Binds on Equip
(level 1) 
*+100% awareness of surroundings
*- infinite realisation of where you are and what direction you are going in
*50% chance of breaking down crying from being lost for so long
 equip: Makes the user think the same thing over and over again, "I'm sure I was meant to go West, or was it East, oh yeah it was North" *points South*
[Carniifex's Mask] 
*+ 50 Intellect 
*+ 200 Boredness and willingness to give free drinks to anyone in his Inn 
*+ 1000 Fury against non-RPers
*+ 1000 Fury against wannabe RPers
*+ 100 Ceara hugging skill
*+ 200 Fear of Cybering 10 year old Blood Elves
Equip: Once equipped cannot be removed 
Use: Teleports to Shattrath and jumps of the Scryer's Tier becuase he forgot something important 
"Welcome to the Wayfarer's Rest. Enjoy your drinks!....Bah im bored... Free Beer!! /w Ceara *Hug* " 
[Underwood's Scarlet Armour] 
*+ 10000 Rage
*+ 10000 More Rage 
*+ 200 Hate factor against his mount
*+ 1000 Devotion to serving Ceara
*+ 100 Death Skill as his armour is out of date but insists on wearing it becuase it looks good
*- 100 Reputation with everyone else
Equip: Once equipped cannot be removed. Must be phyco Undead Scarlet who hates everyone
Use: Summons Mount, Rides off a nearby cliff to kill the Mount. Hearthstones to Undercity to complain about how he hates everyone 
"Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahah!!! I hate everyone!... Stupid Undead Horse..." 
[Tarasan's Mace of CowardiceForgiveness] 
*+ 100 Resilience
*- 100 courage
Chance on hit: User will self-fear and bubble-hearth when hit in melee combat.
[Saeras' Tabard]
*+ 300 Pet Armour
*- 10 to Party Forming Skill
*+ 300 to Roleplaying Skills
*- 50 to Ranged Attack Power
Chance on Equip: When Scarlet Missionaries are about chance Scarlets will attack user and/or party members.
[Hymm's Leather Hat]
*+ 2000 on thinking Lorderon jurisdiction still exists
*+ 50 on people beliving your still a watchman
*+ 20 of getting jumped on by a random High leval mob in the area
Use:Left behind, Hat will be left on the opposite side of a vertical closing door
" Theres a name tag here......"
[Eliya's 30 minute Rant]
*+ 4 days of free game-time
Chance on Hit: Scare a GM in to quiting his job.
 Blueleaffs Tea pot
*+1000 Tea making Skills
*-1000 in traumatic flashbacks
*+2000 everyone reputation
Use: Causes all attackers to stop fighting, sit down and confess there True Feelings
"nothing like a good old cup of tea"
[Kiva's Twisted Tongue] 
Binds when picked up
*-50 intellect
*+30 embarrassment
Equip: Has a chance to make the user create silly typos .The effect of this spell can stack up to five times and cannot be removed.
" May teh stars guide yuo in teh dark" 
[Jarob's curse of talking] 
Trinket
+100 annoying people
-100 speaking in one line
 Use: Makes you unable to say what you want in one line. 
[Nirofen's hood] 
Head
100 armor cloth.
+20 cackling skill
Honored with The Dark Embrace
Hated with everyone but The Dark Embrace
 Use: replace with Brendo's Leather Hat. 
 "Boss, how do we distinguish good Nirofen from bad Nirofen?" 
[Brendo's Leather Hat] 
Head
200 armor leather.
+50 diplomacy
Immunity to accusations of being Embraced
Friendly with everyone!
 Use: replace with Nirofen's hood. 
 "..The Hat, boys, the Hat" 
[Sitharion's Collar] 
Trinket
Only usable by Majii the Tree
 Use: Force Sitharion to obey you 
 As said by Majii: Dipshit! 
[Sonar's goggles] 
Head
50+ daft looks
 Equip: Gives Night vision 
 Equip: Enables short sighted people to see 
 Equip: Become the next badger hunter 
 Sonar and Sam are the mighty badger hunters, with these goggles we can see them and their devious plans! 
[Ninety-nine ways to punt a Gnome] 
Book
 "By Torakk Bloodrain" 
[Raven Edge] 
Main Hand
50+ CD-i quotes
 Use: Engage OOC mode. 
 Sword wielded by Schneider bloodline 
 [Queilin's Knightly Kiss] 
Binds when Picked Up.
 Use: Dispels one Enrage Effect when applied to lips. 
 "Only works on Shalis Emeraldgrace." 
 [Shandaris' Idol of Mind] 
Soulbound
Unique
Relic
 Equip: Causes all of your questions to be perfectly sensible,
 
although for some reason, others will think they are silly! 
 Use: Turns you into a bear... just a bear. 
 "So, you are alive, huh? How's that working out for you?
 
Have you ever sucked the moist insides out of a berry while suspended in the
air by a draconic mages' spell, however, the wall is painted in a colour you
dislike and it causes your feet to tingle with lost anxiety?" 
[Derathon's hat of baldness] 
Soulbound forever
Unique
Head
100 armor
+5000 resistance to mocking of your baldieness
-30% chance of anyone noticing that your bald 
 Equip: Give's you a buff called "Like my hat?" wich give's you a 10% chance of getting people to randomly /y at you "NICE HAT" 
 "Tell me you like my hat"