Transcript:Horrid Henry's Underpants

[Scene shows the whole class getting out of school]
Horrid Henry: Well, well, well. Ralph, Al, and Bert.
Rude Ralph: It's payback time, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Sorry, can't stop.
Rude Ralph: Uh-uh, we've got a score to settle, remember?
Horrid Henry: Really? [acts like Tarzan]
[Al screams and groans. Henry pulls down Bert's and Ralph's pants]
Rude Ralph: Hey! [Henry laughs] Now it's your turn, Henry!
Aerobic Al: Yeah, who's laughing now?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Uh oh! Miss Battle-Axe is coming this way! Oh no! Even worse! Miss Oddbod too!
Aerobic Al: We're not falling for that old trick.
Horrid Henry: Right, my mistake, it's only my Mum.
Rude Ralph: Nice try, Henry.
Mum: Henry, hurry up!
[Henry pulls Al's, Bert's, and Ralph's pants]
Horrid Henry: See you later!
Rude Ralph: You wait till tomorrow! We'll get you for this.
Horrid Henry: In your dreams. Nobody catches Henry with his trousers down. NOBODY!!!
[Title card shows]
Perfect Peter: [knocks on Henry's door] Henry, this came for you. It's from Great Aunt Greta.
Horrid Henry: Yes! [opens the present] Bleugh!
Perfect Peter: Golly. [chuckles to himself]
Great Aunt Greta: Dear Henrietta, you must be such a big girl by now. So, I knew you'd love a pair of big girls pants.
Horrid Henry: [punches the imagination bubble and growls] I'm a boy!
[Peter giggles]
Horrid Henry: What? You think I'd be seen dead in pants like these?
Perfect Peter: Uh, no probably not. [closes the door and a toy falls down, the door then opens again]
Horrid Henry: Oh, go away.
Moody Margaret: Henry.
Horrid Henry: Huh, Margaret? Who let you in?
Moody Margaret: Your mum, where's my dungeon drink kit? I want it back. 
Horrid Henry: Oh, uh, it's um...
Moody Margaret: What have you got behind your back?
Horrid Henry: Me? Uh, nothing?
Moody Margaret: Show me!
Horrid Henry: There's nothing.
[They fight, then Henry sends Margaret down the stairs on a skateboard. While she's gone, Henry hides the pink pants under his pillow]
Horrid Henry: Phew. [Margaret comes back in and Henry gives her the kit from under his bed] Your Dungeon Drinks Kit. I knew it was somewhere.
Moody Margaret: Thank you. [snatches the kit] By the way Henry, they're gonna get you tomorrow. And I'll be watching!
Horrid Henry: Tomorrow is another day.
[The scene shows Fluffy change the time from night to day, then switches to Henry's room]
Mum: Henry! Henry! Get dressed now!
Horrid Henry: [rolls over in bed] No, leave me alone.
Mum: Henry, for the last time, you will be late for school!
[Mum hands Henry his clothes. Still half-asleep, Henry gets dressed, accidentally taking Great Aunt Greta's underpants from under his pillow. The scene then changes to Miss Battle-Axe's classroom, where she is teaching Maths]
Miss Battle-Axe: So, Fifty-two take away ninety-one, plus twenty-five is...
Rude Ralph: [throws a scrunched-up piece of paper at Henry] Don't forget, we're gonna get you!
[Ralph, Al and Bert pretend to pull Henry's trousers down]
Horrid Henry: Nah nah, nah nah nah, you'll have to catch me first!
Miss Battle-Axe: Henry, face the front. 
[Henry falls off his chair, causing everyone, especially Margaret, to laugh at him]
Miss Battle-Axe: And for goodness sake, stop fidgeting! Have you got ants in your pants?
Horrid Henry: Uh, I don't think so, Miss Battle-Axe. Shall I have a look?
[Everyone laughs. To Henry's horror, he sees he's wearing Great Aunt Greta's underpants]
Horrid Henry: [to the audience] Oh no, I'm wearing Great Aunt Greta's underpants! What am I going to do? [remembers Ralph, Al and Bert's threats] Uh-oh, if they catch me, I'm toast! This can't be happening! I need pants, where can I get some pants? EUREKA! THAT'S IT! The lost property cupboard! Please Miss, I need the toilet.
Miss Battle-Axe: All right. Five minutes, not a second more.
[The scene changes to the lost property cupboard. Henry walks in and turns on the light]
Horrid Henry: There must be some pants in this lot. [sorts through the various items, including a pink bra and a toothbrush] A-ha! [pulls out a tiny pair of white pants] These'll have to do.
[Henry tries and fails to put the pants on, ultimately ripping them in two]
Horrid Henry: What can I do now? I need to swap pants with someone, but who? [gets an idea] Yes!
[The scene changes to the library, where Miss Lovely is reading her class The Three Little Pigs]
Miss Lovely: And the three little pigs answered?
Miss Lovely's Class: Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chin.
Miss Lovely: And the big bad wolf called out?
Horrid Henry: I've come for Peter. [Miss Lovely's class are startled] He's got a dentist's appointment.
Miss Lovely: Really, Peter? I don't remember you bringing a letter.
Perfect Peter: I didn't. I went to the dentist last week. He said my teeth are perfect.
Horrid Henry: No, remember Peter, you had a terrible toothache this morning.
Perfect Peter: When? [Henry steps on his foot] Oww!
Horrid Henry: See? He's just trying to be brave.
Miss Lovely: Oh, poor you, Peter. You'd better go.
[Henry takes Peter away to the boys' toilets]
Perfect Peter: Uh, this isn't the dentist?
Horrid Henry: No, this is more important. I've heard bad things about you.
Perfect Peter: Not that I walked across the story carpet?
Horrid Henry: Worse than that. Embarrassing things. I've heard you wear baby pants.
Perfect Peter: Baby pants? No I don't! Look! [shows Henry his Daffy Daisy pants]
Horrid Henry: Eugh! Daffy Daisy pants, they're the most babyish of all. If anyone finds out, you'll be laughed at.
Perfect Peter: Oh no! What can I do?
Horrid Henry: Give them to me. I'll hide them until we get home.
Perfect Peter: But what will I wear?
Horrid Henry: [takes the pink knickers out of his pocket] These.
Perfect Peter: But they're the pants Great Aunt Greta sent you. [realises what's happened] You said you wouldn't be seen dead in them.
Horrid Henry: Uh, that was yesterday. Today they're cool. All the big kids wear them.
Perfect Peter: I don't care, I'm not putting them on.
[Infuriated at Peter's defiance, Henry transforms into the Horrid Gorilla and scoops Peter up, who laughs at his pink underpants. Embarrassed, Henry covers the fourth wall and reverts back to himself]
Horrid Henry: Come on, swap!
Miss Battle-Axe: [from outside] Henry, I know you're in there. Time's up.
Perfect Peter: Miss Battle-Axe! [runs out of the toilets]
Horrid Henry: [to the audience] Which is worse, no knickers, or pink knickers? [flushes the toilet and hides the pink pants behind the cistern]
Miss Battle-Axe: Henry!
Horrid Henry: Coming! [runs after Peter]
Miss Battle-Axe: So, Peter tells me you're taking him to the dentist?
Horrid Henry: Uh... we got lost?
[The scene changes back to the classroom, where the students are painting a vase of flowers]
Rude Ralph: Nearly lunchtime, Henry. See you outside.
Moody Margaret: [walks up to Henry's desk] I need the yellow.
Horrid Henry: Get your own!
Moody Margaret: Give it here!
[Henry and Margaret fight over the paint and accidentally squeeze the pot, sending a big blob of paint flying across the room. It splats Weepy William in the face, making him cry loudly]
Miss Battle-Axe: Margaret! You can stay in at lunchtime.
Moody Margaret: [growls at Henry] This is all your fault.
Horrid Henry: [gets an idea] Yeah, lunchtime! [loads his slingshot with his paintbrush and aims it at the vase of flowers] Stay in, great idea.
[Henry fires his slingshot at the vase of flowers, shattering it and spilling the water everywhere]
Miss Battle-Axe: Henry! [shakes with rage] Did you do that?
Horrid Henry: Uh, Yes Miss, shall I stay in at lunchtime?
[Ralph and Al realise what Henry's up to]
Rude Ralph: It wasn't Henry Miss, it was me.
Aerobic Al: And me.
[Bert raises his hand too]
Miss Battle-Axe: Yes? You too, Bert?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, get out, the lot of you! I've had enough!
[The scene changes to the playground. Henry peeks over to see Ralph, Al and Bert on the left in front of the entrance and on the right are Miss Battle-Axe and the girls talking to each other. Ralph, Al and Bert get ready for Henry who approaches them. Henry avoids Ralph, passes Al by pointing at something and runs towards Bert but heads to Miss Battle-Axe's way and in front of her]
Miss Battle-Axe: Henry!
[Henry jumps out of the way as Bert leaps to the floor, pulls down Miss Battle-Axe's skirts by accident and looks up at her]
Miss Battle-Axe: Miss Oddbod's office, now!
[Henry stands by the open door by the entrance as Miss Battle-Axe takes Bert inside the school by the jacket. Ralph and Al scowl as they watch Henry go inside the school after Miss Battle-Axe continues taking Bert in]
Horrid Henry: Na na na na na! [goes inside, closes the door as Ralph and Al frown]
[The final scene cuts back to the classroom again. The clock shows the minute hand at 6 and the hour hand is between 4 and 5.]
Horrid Henry: [to the audience] Nearly home time. I knew they'd never catch me.
Miss Battle-Axe: [claps her hands] Books away now. Get changed for Games.
Horrid Henry: Games?! It's not Games today.
Weepy William: It's always Games on Tuesday.
Horrid Henry: No, it can't be!
Miss Battle-Axe: And Henry, I don't care if aliens ate your PE kit, no excuses.
Rude Ralph: [chuckles] Yes, Henry, no excuses.
Horrid Henry: Oh no? I've got the perfect excuse.
Miss Battle-Axe: What now?
[Henry whispers privately in Miss Battle-Axe's ear]
Miss Battle-Axe: You've forgotten your underpants, have you, Henry?
[The whole class laugh hysterically at Henry's excuse making him blush in annoyance]
Miss Battle-Axe: Quiet! Well, Henry, this is your lucky day! Look what I found in the boys' toilets. [takes out the pink pants] You can wear these!
[The class all completely laugh at the underpants Miss Battle-Axe showed Henry]
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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