Boom "Daddy" Mike

Boom "Daddy" Mike is a Canadian comic maker, known for owning a sweatshop and fathering several rat children. He currently resides in a hut in the woods of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia, where he lives with his wife, Keemstar, and runs a cult.
==History==
===Early Life===
Boom "Daddy" Mike, born Mike Raumie Dadhie, was born July 7th, 1963 in a pioneer times simulation farm in the outskirts of Toronto, Canada, to Helga and Rupert Dadhie. They lived in the simulated farm house, believing they were actually in the middle of Massachusetts in the 1860s, until the house was burned down by the government because it was inaccurate. They later raised their son in the Toronto sewers until he was wiped away by a huge tidal wave of human waste at the age of 5 and swept into a rural kindergarten, where he was kept as the class pet. Boom Mike served in the Somalian defence force for 13 years before taking a grave wound in the field of combat which left him in a coma for 20 years, and a vegetative state for 4. He suffers from PTSD as a result and his right leg and prostate no longer function properly. After the shutting down of Bitstrips, Boom Mike went into withdrawal and suffered from hemorrhoids and aneurysms while trying to find a new platform for him to showcase his pride and joy, Local Patrol.  
===Comic Career===
Mike's career as a comic master was not easy to achieve. 
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