Harley Quinn vs Hazbin Hotel

Aspiring super-villain from the animated series of the same name, Harley Quinn, steps up to bat versus Hazbin Hotel's Princess of Hell and her loyal girlfriend, Charlie and Vaggie, to see who truly fights for a goal not one of their evil colleagues believes in; who sports the better dark comedy in their modern adult cartoons; and of course, who is gayer.
== Locations ==
Harley Quinn: New New Gotham
Hazbin Hotel: Happy Hotel
== Beat ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOu853cu7PI
== Lyrics ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
HAZBIN HOTEL
VS
HARLEY QUINN
BEGIN!
== Harley Quinn: ==
=== Harley Quinn: ===
You call this hotel all-inclusive? I’ve stayed in cozier asylums.
Wanna find out the hard way if demons have rainbows inside ‘em?
=== Clayface: ===
I’ve a new character for your rap biz!
=== Harley Quinn: ===
Can ‘em, they’ve got too many as is!
Got a sir pension for bustin’ skulls like sadist eggs, I’m going batshit!
I saw you break a leg on triple six!
=== Clayface: ===
Loved the theatrics! Bravo!
=== Harley Quinn: ===
This dismal damsel’s tower’s terrible; I’ll sooner resort to Mar-A-Lago,
=== Clayface: ===
Is there a continental breakfast?
=== Harley Quinn: ===
Hope ya’ like Vaggie’s fish taco!
Add free WiFi and you’re still gettin’ two stars tops on Trivago!
=== Clayface: ===
Huzzah!
=== King Shark: ===
I didn't spot their shirts in the gift shop!
=== Harley Quinn: ===
Guess your merch don't sell well!
=== King Shark: ===
I thought Gordon Ramsay would be here!
=== Harley Quinn: ===
Even he can’t save this hotel hell!
=== King Shark: ===
There ain’t even a pool!
=== Harley Quinn: ===
Clearly there’s a lot of issues to handle here,
Bring us that hella bossy bitch, we want to speak to the fuckin’ manager!
Ain’t got the moxie for talkin’ shit, I stock your clientele with targets dead!
What’s ‘NOT FOR KIDS’ is this Hot Topic moth copping head from Charlotte’s web!
I’m sick of robin kids of candy so I’ll go and make this blunt.
Enough issues between ya’ to drive a doctor psycho.
=== Dr. Psycho: ===
You miserable CUN-!
(Charlie slams the door in Dr. Psycho's face before he can finish saying the C-word.)
== Hazbin Hotel: ==
=== Charlie: ===
Hey, Vaggie?
=== Vaggie: ===
What?
=== Charlie: ===
Someone’s at the door to see you...
It’s Lady Deadpool with a mean review... what do we do?!
=== Vaggie: ===
Let me through. I’ll show this penguin-skin puta where not to stick her nose at,
=== Charlie: ===
Oh snap!
=== Vaggie: ===
Just remember what I told you, hun.
=== Charlie: ===
Don’t rap?
=== Vaggie: ===
Don’t rap.
(Charlie reopens the door, allowing Dr. Psycho to finish the C-word.)
=== Dr. Psycho: ===
(-NTS!)
=== Vaggie: ===
This latina earned her seat at the table, it’s time these critics are uncowled,
We’re here for textbook evil like Fables, anti-heros not allowed!
=== The Radio Demon: ===
I’ve got some sound advice!
=== Vaggie: ===
It’d better be for their verse’s weak flow!
=== The Radio Demon: ===
No outfit’s finished sans a smile, but a coat would suit this circus freakshow!
=== Vaggie: ===
But it’s on purpose, she wears THESE clothes! No wonder Joker dumped you,
Do us a service; enter your cerebro and undo the ugly jumpsuit!
=== Vaggie: ===
Now you’re pinned under a green thumb.
=== Angel Dust: ===
Clean from your previous pimp!
=== Vaggie: ===
Keep pining for Ivy…
=== Angel Dust: ===
…and you’ll have to join team S.I.M.P.!
=== Vaggie: ===
I’ll be the next to jack the airwaves, broadcast you asses unfair praise!
That your writers still won’t touch their gays is just the first err of your ways!
=== Charlie: ===
But even she deserves a second chance!
=== Vaggie: ===
I just think there’s no hope for us,
Heaven doesn’t have the room to house you loonatic’s jewphobia!