No Introduction Needed

No Introduction Needed is the first episode of SpongeLOL and its first season.
==Transcript==
===Dork Commercial (cold open)===
(Mr. Krabs stands outside the Krusty Krab.)
Mr. Krabs: Here at the Krusty Krab, we make the best fast food under the sea at a fair price. Then, we discovered that we have no deserts! That's why we made (holds up a Dork Krabby Mint Patty) the Dork Krabby Mint Patty.
(cuts to a shot of said patty.)
Mr. Krabs: The Dork Krabby Mint Patty is a great part of your meal.
(cuts to a mouth breathing out.)
Mr. Krabs: And it also refreshes your breath with its amazing mint flavor. Wouldn't want it to smell bad!
(cuts back to Mr. Krabs.)
Mr. Krabs: Don't believe us? Here's some of our satisfied customers!
(cuts to a fish.)
Male fish: It sucks!
(cuts to another fish.)
Female fish: It tastes like crap!
(cuts to yet another fish.)
Teen fish: (scrapes his mouth) Lelelelelele...
(cuts to another another fish.)
Young fish: I don't like it.
(cuts to a baby fish crying for a few seconds until it cuts back to Mr. Krabs again.)
Mr. Krabs: See how happy they are? That could be you!
(cuts to a krabby patty with a Dork Krabby Mint Patty.)
Mr. Krabs: Get it free along with your krabby patty today!
(cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab.)
Chorus: The Krusty Krab, come spend your money here!
Mr. Krabs: Why did you edit it like that, Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: It had to be accurate!
(cue intro)
===Patrick Sings===
Patrick: I can sing!
(silence)
Patrick: AAAAAAA--
(transition)
===Hoghorn's Alarm===
(a universe where SpongeBob and his alarm switched places)
SpongeBob: HOOOOONK! HOOOOONK! HOOOOONK!
(transition)
===TBA===
TBA