Los no Frollos

Los no Frollos (translated The No Frollos) is the main antagonist organization in The Egotist Show. The group is inspired by the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers from The Simpsons episode "Homer the Great". It starts out with Marco Antonio Regil forming the actual organization, and then Lucifer, Corset, and the other inhabitants of Hell, who had a smaller yet similar alliance, joining it. The rest join by convincing the existing members, getting recommended by others, or by simply tagging along. All of its members share one common goal: to kill Frollo.
The organization's base of operations is located at Marco's Soundstage in Mexico City, where the group was founded and where its members hatch up their plans.
==History==
=== Formation ===
During the events of Frollo Consults a Psychic, Lucifer, Scanty and Kneesocks, Quintus Lentulus Tourettus and Best Hercules are seen playing poker in Hell, conversing on why they hate Frollo. Corset interrupts their conversation and informs them about the existence of an anti-Frollo organization on Earth. This anti-Frollo organization is revealed to be Los no Frollos, based in Mexico City and formed by Marco Antonio Regil, who gives a speech to his fellow Mexicans on why he hates Frollo. Tourettus is sent there to test Marco's strength, and Marco triumphs in combat. The other denizens of Hell appear, with Corset congratulating him and saying that they want to join forces. Marco agrees, and the alliance is set in stone.
Hans Frollo enters seeking to join the organization, saying that he knows someone who'd love to join, but he needs a ride to get to him. Achmed Frollo and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi also join the organization, with the former saying that he knows someone who can give them a ride, but they need money to travel to New York, where he's located. Marco throws 15,000 Mexican pesos at Achmed and Baghdadi with such force that it sends them flying all the way to New York. There, they meet up with Hassan Nasrallah, who joins after some convincing by Achmed. The three fly back to Mexico City via Nasrallah's magic carpet, picking up $5 Gaston and Umlaut along the way and reuniting the higher-ups of Al-Qaeda in the process. Los no Frollos then flies to Germany, where Lucifer frees Hitler from the Führerbunker and Hitler joins the party. This gets the attention of Dmitri Frollo and Stalin, the former teleporting to Marco's Soundstage to bring Hitler back to his prison, but Hitler persuades him and Stalin to unite over their mutual hatred of Frollo and proposes a truce, which Dmitri agrees to.
Yzma becomes a member of the team after Fegelein and Memphis Tennessee accidentally freed her from the sewers, causing her to somehow come out of a toilet in Mexico City even though said sewers were in Paris and over 9,190 kilometers away. She works together with Hans Frollo to resurrect Lemongrab and give Wilford Brimley his powers back, thus adding two more members to the organization. As the members gather around the table to discuss their plans, the Irate Gamer joins the party and immediately becomes bros with Best Hercules.
Hitler introduces the group to a member of the Fanatically Feeding Fegelein and Frollo Fetuses and Feces Federation, Hans Krebs, whose scheme consists of going to a Subway to buy their meals, stopping in front of Frollo's House to eat, and then attacking. As the group celebrates over this plan, Stocking swoops down by surprise and tells them to scrap it. After the others mistake her presence as hostile, she says that she's here to help them on their crusade. She starts planning an attack during Frollo's funeral party, which involves sending an undercover agent to Frollo's Wednesday drinking place, Gaston's Pub, to see if Frollo is inviting any of his friends there.
The undercover agent, Wilhelm Burgdorf, fails at his task because he decides to get drunk to try and forget about his family trauma. Stocking, who expected incompetence, comes up with a backup plan, which involves directly attacking Frollo during his funeral party.
===Operation "Flushy Fight"===
When lunchtime strikes at Frollo's funeral party, Los no Frollos begins its first plan, named Operation "Flushy Fight". The first step involves someone infiltrating the kitchen to steal Kronk's spinach puffs before Kronk can serve them to the guests. The person sent to the kitchen is Hitler, who ironically failed to name five German cities in Stocking's question. Hitler successfully steals the spinach puffs, and Stocking communicates to Tourettus via walkie-talkie to start the next step. Tourettus disguises himself as a pizza delivery man and sells "Dominus Pizza" at the front door, where Kronk purchases it. The pizza is laced with beans, ready to give anyone who eats it some serious diarrhea. Stocking and Scanty peek through a window and watch as Frollo eats a slice, which causes Frollo to rush to the restroom, where Stocking orders Scanty to go attack him.
Scanty ambushes Frollo inside, causing him to call to Gaston for help, but both are easily overwhelmed. Scanty is caught off-guard by Guile (who also ate a slice of the pizza earlier) throwing a Sonic Boom at her, forcing Kneesocks to assist her sister. Guile calls for M. Bison's help, and despite them being outnumbered four to two, the Demon Sistas convince themselves that they are unstoppable until Frollo and Gaston morph into the drill of the Giga Drill BROker.
Stocking appears before Guile and Bison can complete the attack, causing Guile to recall the time he and she dated. Taking advantage of this vulnerability, she destroys the quartet's attack. As the Demon Sistas advance towards the quartet, Stocking stops them and picks up a rubber chicken with the intent to humiliate them. Before she can take action however, the Irate Gamer and Best Hercules drop in and state that they're turning against her for never giving them any major role in the plan, with Best Hercules breaking open the restroom lock with his bow and arrow. Leonidass and Garbage Guy, who are standing outside the door, call the rest of Frollo's allies for backup.
===Operation "Flashy Fight"===
With Operation "Flushy Fight" foiled, Stocking improvises a follow-up plan on the spot: Operation "Flashy Fight". As Stocking tells Frollo that he can still save his friends by fighting her, Leonidass and Madotsuki use this opportunity to get Stocking away, with Madotsuki knocking down Kneesocks and Leonidass knocking away one of Scanty's revolvers with a thrown spear. Madotsuki teleports herself and Stocking outside the restroom with her Medamaude effect. Stocking gives the cue for Lemongrab to barge in screaming, providing a distraction for the heroes while Wilford Brimley blows up Ayumu Aikawa with one of his explosive arrows. The grand battle starts as Wilford orders several members of Los no Frollos to break in.
It is revealed through a conversation between Kneesocks and Scanty that Stocking had set up a rule that forbade the killing of innocents, instead dropping them in a cauldron called The PITy.
Both Frollo's team and Los no Frollos suffer casualties throughout the battle; the members of Los no Frollos who died are Corset, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Dmitri Frollo, Hans Frollo, Tourettus, Umlaut, Achmed Frollo, $5 Gaston, the Irate Gamer, and Stalin, while Best Hercules was accidentally KO'd when he fell into The PITy.
Marco Antonio Regil killing Jaime Maussan causes some dumb overpowered anime girl to subconsciously create celestials, which start running amok across Paris. Both Frollo and Stocking agree that they can't afford mutual quarrel during this time of crisis and order their respective armies to fight them off. As Frollo prepares to leave to his assist his team, Stocking stops him, calling him out on his worst traits during his misadventures. She tells him that she doesn't want to kill him, but he must prove himself to be a righteous man by correctly answering her questions in a poorly-thought out Banjo-Kazooie reference.
Unbeknownst to Los no Frollos, Wilford Brimley has his own plan to achieve power for himself, having only joined the organization for his own convenience. During his battle with Madotsuki inside the latter's dream world, he manages to consume the depths of Madotsuki's psyche, with Los no Frollos finding out that they were pawns for his scheme all along. According to an offscreen conversation by Hitler, Wilford's plan was to feed on Madotsuki's sorrows and to breed with "one of the angels" to become a powerful god. With the world now in danger, the remaining members of Los no Frollos are forced to ally with Frollo's team to storm the Wilfmension and stop the senile old fart.
==Members of Los no Frollos==
===Leader===
*Stocking (current leader)
*Marco Antonio Regil (former founder)
*Adolf Hitler (temporary leader)
===Major Members===
*Lucifer (Hell founder)
*Corset (Hell founder)
*Scanty
*Kneesocks
*Quintus Lentulus Tourettus
*Hans Frollo (brainwashed member)
*Achmed Frollo
*Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
*Hassan Nasrallah
*$5 Gaston
*Umlaut
*Otto Günsche the Douche
*Dmitri Frollo
*Joseph Stalin
*Yzma
*Lemongrab
*Wilford Brimley (turned traitor)
*Irate Gamer
*Best Hercules
===Minor Members===
*Spartacus (brainwashed member)
*Hans Krebs
*Wilhelm Burgdorf
==Affiliations==
*Al-Qaeda: Thanks to Los no Frollos, Achmed Frollo and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi were reunited with Hassan Nasrallah, while $5 Gaston, Umlaut, and Yzma rejoined to help the cause.
* Fanatically Feeding Fegelein Fetuses and Feces Federation: Thanks to Hans Frollo, Hitler and all of the other members of the bunker (Jodl, Goebbels, Günsche the Douche, Krebs, Burgdorf) joined Los no Frollos.
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