Annoying Orange: April Fool's Gold/Transcript

-Guys, guys, guys!
Fantastic news!
I just won the lottery!
-Neato burrito!
You should buy a yacht!
-You should buy a puppy!
[poof!]
You should buy some gold!
Ha, ha, ha!
-[groans]
-Liam, go away. It's not
Saint Patty's Day.
-[disappointed]:
It's not? Aww.
-Oh, come on, Pear.
You know me motto:
if there's gold to be found,
Liam's around.
-Actually, Liam, I
didn't win the lottery.
-Aw, nuts.
-Happy April Fools' Day! Hahaha!
-(Marshmallow)
Yay!
-[groans] April Fools'
Day prank, you say?
Well, it's not funny. You've
made this leprechaun very angry
and I will have my revenge!
[poof!]
-Huh. I wonder how he's
gonna get his revenge.
[poof!]
Hey! Hey, guys, hey!
Liam sent me to annoy you,
hahaha!
[trills tongue, flutters lips,
makes annoying sounds]
-[groans deeply]
-Gold-gold-gold-gold-gold-gold-
gold-gold-gold-gold-gold-gold.
Gold-gold-gold-gold-gold-
gold-gold-gold-gold-gold...
-[groaning]:
Oh, Orange.
Maybe you can take it easy
this April Fools' Day.
I think everyone would
really appreciate it.
-Okay, and to show
my appreciation,
I got you guys a gift.
-Dibs.
-[skeptical groan]
-Remember, Lime, Orange loves
April Fools' Day, so be careful.
[flies buzzing]
-Oh man, fruit flies!
I should've known!
-[screams]
-April Fools! [laughs]
Hey, why aren't you
guys laughing?
-'Cause it wasn't really a
prank. It was just kinda mean.
-Are you kidding?
That was the GOLD standard of
April Fools pranks. [laughs]
Hey! Hey, Zucchini, hey!
-What?
-Pull my finger.
-Uh...you don't have a finger.
-Oh, yeah.
Well, just pull
this rope instead.
-Couldn't hurt.
[bell clangs]
[squash!]
-Ewww!
-April Fools!
[laughs]
-I agree with Pear. That
was just plain mean.
-A-U, Watermelon. A-U.
A! A-U!
-Um, why are you saying
"A-U" instead of "hey you"?
-Because Au is the periodic
symbol for gold. [laughs]
-Okay. That doesn't really
answer anything, but...
-Eh! Eh, Watermelon! Eh!
-Whaat?
-Why did the chicken
cross the road?
-[straightforward]:
I don't know. Why?
-Knife.
[screaming]
[slice!]
-Waah!
-[laughs]
-Ohh, why?
-Aw, come on.
That was certified gold.
[laughs]
-Wait a second. Why are you
referencing gold so much?
-And why are there suddenly...
two of you?
[record scratches]
-And why do you smell like
corned beef and cabbage?
-Um... um...
mmm...
[poof!]
-Aw crap, you've got me!
-It's Liam in disguise!
-Yay! I love tricksters!
-No wonder Orange's pranks
were meaner than usual.
-He may have poor
taste in pranks,
but he has great taste
in costumes. [laughs]
-Liam, what is this all about?
-The hokey pokey.
♪ That's what it's all about ♪
[laughs]
-It's just that everyone
forgets about old Liam
when Saint Patrick's
Day is done.
I just wanted to get on all the
April Fools' Day fun is all.
You know? Make some friends.
Have a few laughs.
[laughs/sobs]
-Well, being mean isn't
the way to win us over.
-Easy, guys. When it
comes to pranking,
Liam's a little green.
[laughs]
-Look, Liam,
we could tell you about the
magic of April Fools' Day or...
you could just pull this rope!
-Boy, that sounds
altogether too easy...
wait a second. That's the
oldest trick in the book.
-Oh. Well, how about you just
pull my finger?
-Huh. Well, I suppose
it couldn't hurt.
[pbbt! clang!]
Aw, trap!
-[laughs]
April Fools' Day!
[laughs]
You're the fool. Get it? Ha!
[poof!]
-Curses!
Magic-proof bars. [grunts]
I'm gonna get out of here,
Orange, and when I do,
I'm gonna--
-Do the hokey pokey?
-No, I'm gonna--
-Put your right hand in and
you'll shake it all about?
-[yelling]: Nobody's talking
about the hokey pokey!
-I sure am.
-Oh. I wonder what
this rope does.
[squash!]
Ah!
-Eww!
-[laughs]
Now, that was April Fools
gold.
[laughs]
Gold puns.
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[laughs]
Knife!