The Binding of Kickaball

Hence the wizard Gandalf left China, God offers him a sacrifice.
GOD: "Sacrifice your son...!"
GANDALF: "As you wish...
The mountain, Vesuvius, home to the Likaballs, Gandalf's 100 sons and daughters, serves as a sacrifice point.
GANDALF: "Just like Abe from the Bible, I'll do the same to my eldest son... Kickaball himself..."
Gandalf kidnaps his son and binds him on the altar of sacrifice, trying to kill him. Until...
GOD: "Stop!"
God appeared and told him to sacrifice a ram instead.
GOD: "Stop killing your sons and daughters like this, Gandalf! Leave Kickaball be!"
GANDALF: "This ram?"
GOD: "Yes, this ram will be that sacrifice."
GANDALF: "As you wish..."
LIKABALL 1: "Is that Gandalf?"
FEMALE LIKABALL: "Is it a ram he's carrying?"
To the shock and awe of the Vesuvian Likaballs and their mayor Optimus, Gnadalf carries the ram to the mountain an sacrifices it, freeing Kickaball.
KICKABALL: "Thanks, Father."
GANDALF: "Yes, Kickaball, and I love you..."
OPTIMUS PRIME: "Look! It's Gandalf! And Kickaball! They're here!"
GANDALF: "I saved Isaac, That' all that is..."
THE END
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