Purple Beret Uprising

"YOU BROKE THE CONVENTION" -Honickj and Gibberson
The Purple Beret Uprising was a war where there was a convention, also known as the Snöengard Convention where the players on both sides were not suppose to break the rules. There was also a pig statement where everyone "agreed" despite the fact that, truly, not everyone agreed to the statement. There was also a rule that everyone agreed on (no ruins rushing), but there is not a single piece of evidence where GNGR bred boi and Jrramon_GOLD agree.
== Sides ==
==== Purple Berets ====
* Gibberson (Wigfrid)
* Honickj (Wilson)
* Loganpea (Warly)
* Kektagon (Wickerbottom)
* Jackthe420 (Wortox)
* Tasty Quenuck (Wilson)
* Meow (Woodie)
* Destiny (Wendy)
====== VS ======
* GNGR bred boi (Wolfgang)
* Jrramon_GOLD (WX-78)
== The preperation ==
During the war, Jrramon went ruins rushing seeing as it was gonna be a 2v8, While gngr went on top to do other stuff, For the berets, They were scattered around the map thinking of a plan, But they were gonna have to work towards sleep darts. While Jrramon was ruins rushing, GNGR bred boi got attacked by the berets. In an effort to escape he lit a tree on fire and ate a mandrake to flee, After that, Jrramon defeated the Ancient Guardian and in the chest, he found the best loot possible, Jrramon found a Lazy explorer, A telelocator staff, A magilunesene, and a lot of thulecite in one chest. Then Jrramon went to craft thulecite crowns and other magic before leaving the ruins. During this time, The Berets were also preparing and they made their base inside of the swamp.
== The pre-massacre ==
Once Jrramon got out of the ruins, the duo met up at pig king. Jrramon gave GNGR the armor and other equipment for war. During this time, Jrramon started recording. Honickj was angry that GNGR and Jrramon were using football helmets, so he allowed everyone to use them. The Purple Berets and their enemies worked towards getting more weapons, food, and armor for the war. During this time Kektagon happened to wander near the pig king, but once Jrramon spotted the kekler, he lured him to the pig king. GNGR and Jrramon mugged kektagon. A few more days passed and GNGR and Jrramon found more people and, most importantly, more loot. Around this time GNGR realized that the Berets were working toward sleep darts. The berets thought they had an imposter among them, as there could be no way GNGR could know they were making sleep darts without a spy. Really, it was just the Berets holding boomerangs. This allowed GNGR to assume they were killing birds. Later on, GNGR massacred a herd of beefalo.
== The Trap ==
During this time Tasty had come up with a brilliant idea. His idea was to surround the wormhole with stone walls. Tasty would lure GNGR and Jrramon into this wormhole and all the berets would use their sleep darts on them. So tasty went through the wormhole and s covered it in stone walls. Jrramon noticed Tasty and started chasing him. Tasty died, but his ghost went through the wormhole. Jrramon followed. He used the lazy explorer to teleport and escape from the trap. The berets not paying attention and weren't ready. Jrramon was able to escape. The berets notice this. Gibberson, Kektagon, Loganpea, and Jack run over to Jrramon to try and catch up. But Jrramon with his lazy explorer just kept running and running. After a lot of running, GNGR himself decided to jump through the wormhole. A few of the people still there tried to take the beast down. Kektagon hit Jrramon with 3 sleep darts. Jrramon, knowing that he wouldn't be able to reach GNGR while drowsy, used 70% of his lazy explorer to travel.
== The Massacre ==
When Jrramon arrived, he telocated Meow away, and charged himself in the process. GNGR and Jrramon began to crush the berets. Destiny was the first to fall. Jrramon knew that gib would be the most dangerous opponent, made the decision to telelocate Gibberson away. It all went horribly wrong for the berets after that. They took down Jack, Loganpea, Kektagon, And finally, they took down Meo., However Gibberson, and Honickj managed to escape
== The aftermath ==
After that, Jrramon and GNGR try to hunt down Gibberson and honickj. Before they could even find their location, the two remaining berets died at sea. Afterwards, there was a large argument about the rules being broken. The conclusion was that GNGR broke the Snöengard Convention by mass sleeping with a mandrake and the battle ended in a draw (Neither side won). 
== The best youtube video ever ==
Here's Giberson's POV of the entire beret uprising, He recorded this video, and it's one of the best. Being his 4th most viewed video. https://youtu.be/ZPsSJKLL6xE
== Trivia ==
* The purple beret uprising took place Jan 22, 2021, the exact same day Tencent acquired Klei
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