Gordo Pantalones

Gordo Pantalones is a character played by Beerman155.
==General Information==
On March 29th, 2024 Gordo Pantalones was brutally attacked in Lot Q by Pepe Silvia and August . Gordo's neck was slit by a machete - single cut, 8 centimetres deep, hit the carotid artery, single swift motion, his neck was then filled with sand. Most people assumed he died, despite never being declared dead by a doctor. Gordo woke up in the ICU on April 4th, 2024.
==Physical Description==
==Background Information==
==Relationships==
* Married Poppy Bennett "in 'Elvis' shotgun wedding'", as noted by Kitt O'Leary on Gordo's MDW profile.
* Married Winty Bedford on March 15th, 2024, as noted on Gordo's MDW profile by Kitt O'Leary. The ceremony was held at Bolingbroke Penitentiary with Brooklyn Baker and Slim as witnesses. However, this marriage was determined to be illegal, as noted by Nora Dupres.
==Trivia==
* Has a note on his MDW profile from Lana Gray advising that he not be granted a Commercial Drivers License due to having used a tow truck, while unlicensed, to steal an LSPD squad car.
* Owns an Emperor (QE7QPRO5).
* License was previously suspended by Sergeant Louis Bloom at time of arrest on February 15th, 2024 due to having acquired 31 points.
* Doesn't wash his hands after he poops, as noted on court record.
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