TDI Episode 1: Welcome Campers

Chris: hello, I am chris mclean and I am bringing you total drama island, welcome to this magical place where we are inviting 22 different people, animals and monsters I suppose to this island, ready to begin?
A boat stops infront of him and a slim figure jumps off
Chris: hello matt
Matt: hey what's up chris, so siked to be here man
Chris: good to have you here
Matt, Matt can be stupid at times and act like a fool but can be a great friend and team mate
Matt sits in the corner and fiddles with his iphone
Chris: NEXT!
A boat stops and drops off a raccoon
Chris: are you timothy, or claude
Timothy: I'm timothy
Matt: ooo hi timmy
Timothy: I don't know you but hey
Timothy, Timothy is a nice raccoon who cares about his friends and will be willing to help anyone in need
Chris: go sit by matt
Matt: FIDDLY DIDDLY DOO
Timothy: uh hey back
Chris: next please
A boat drops off 2 monsters
One: I'm one and this is my brother two
Two: hello
Matt: NICE NOSE!
One, the oldest of all the monsters, cares about all of them, two the second oldest is also similar to one but tends to sneeze allot 
Timothy: where those voices coming from
Chris: LETS SKIP AHEAD TO WHERE EVERYONE IS HERE
Commercial break
Back to show
Austin: matt you're here
Matt: skippy dippy do I eat poo
Jared: that is really disgusting
Four: how immature they are
One: oh please like you're not
Three: I do agree 
Kiki: Austin is a idiot
Austin: what did you just say
Kiki: sh*t!
Jared: OH MY 
Six: ooo you swore
Chris: this is reality tv, don't say to rude of things
Seven: we won't swear
Claude: when do the challenges start fam?
Matt: let's go guys
He runs into the telephone pole
Kiki: retard alert
Grace: team pick?
Chris: already got them
He arranges them into their teams
Jared: me and Austin, sweet
Claude: me and grace, perfect
Timothy: me and yoko, separated no way
Chris: the tallest contestant here, aka seven and the shortest aka kiki
Kiki: HEY!
Chris: will not participate in this challenge
Austin: NO FREEBIES
To be contiued