Flirt

Similar to jokes, these voice emotes happen when you use the /flirt slash command.
Removed quotes from patch 9.1.5 have been .
== Alliance ==
=== Draenei female ===
* "The nights are so chilly on this planet."
* "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables."
* "Okay, for mating ritual, we will need four... No, five sheep, one gnome, and Staff of Domination. Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Oh darling, I love it when you say *indistinct growling* *repeated yell*"
In addition, several Draenei female flirts were removed in the original beta. These included:
* "You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!"
=== Draenei male ===
*"You know, I had a girlfriend, but I lost her in the crash. That is the bad news. The good news is, I'm available!"
*"You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley stays in Shadowmoon Valley." (A reference to Las Vegas' slogan, 'What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas')
*"I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people. Oomwa, ubuaglahm *coughs* *clears throat*."
*"My nondescript facial appendages quiver with anticipation every time I see you."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Dwarf female ===
* "I like tall men... *giggles*"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I'd like to see you in a kilt."
* "I won't fall for any bad pickup line. You've got to try 2 or 3 at least."
* "Enough with your flirting, I know you think all dwarven women look the same."
=== Dwarf male ===
* "Enough of the chit-chat. Let's get to it then."
* "You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya?"
* "Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Where are you from? Heh, not that it matters."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Gnome female ===
* "You are cute!"
* "At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport."
* "Your ability to form a complete sentence is a plus."
* "I do not find you completely disagreeable."
* "I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque."
=== Gnome male ===
* "I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you, back at my place."
* "Everyone keeps talking about Beer Goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere."
* "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate." (Reference to the song "")
* "Hey! Nice apparatus."
=== Human female ===
* "You've got me all a-flutter."
* "My turn offs are rude people, mean people and people who aren't nice."
* "I need a hero." (Possible reference to the line from the song )
=== Human male ===
* "How ya doin'?" (Possibly a reference to Joey in the TV series )
* "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?" (A phrase originated by on You Bet Your Life.)
* "Hey, baby cakes."
* "What's your sign?"
* "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
* "Your tag's showing. It says, uh, 'Made in Heaven.'"
=== Night elf female ===
* "If I wasn't purple, you'd see I was blushing."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I'm the type of girl my mother warned me about."
* "There's nothing like sleeping in the forest under the moonlight."
=== Night elf male ===
* "You're an Emerald Dream come true."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'."
* "I'm a force of nature."
* "Wanna bring out the animal in me?"
=== Worgen female ===
* "Being bitchy is in my blood. Don't pretend you don't like it."
* "I hope you don't mind a little howling in bed."
* "Don't worry babe... the fur is just something to hold onto."
* "I'm looking for a man who appreciates... natural beauty."
* "I just want someone to pat me on my head and tell me I'm a good girl."
* (sniffs) "Well, hello..." (presumed to be removed)
* "I'll teach you to make my legs shake."
* "You know... worgen women have six nipples."
* "It all matches. Trust me."
* "You can take me home... I'm house broken."
=== Worgen male ===
* "I hope you like it 'ruff'."
* "Honey... being with me is like having two guys in one." (reference to the fact that worgen have both a human form and a worgen form)
* "Don't pretend you don't like a guy with a wild side."
* "Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here."
* "I'd like to mark your territory."
* "*howls* What? It's my thing."
* "Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard..." (reference to , but the line is: "I won't bite... hard")
* "What big ears I have? You should check out the rest of me!" (reference to )
* "You're like the moon baby, you make me howl all night!"
* "If you play nice, I'll share my bone with you..."
=== Dark Iron dwarf female ===
* "Iron on the streets, volcano in the sheets!"
* "I'm a nice girl, but I know my way around an anvil."
* "It takes more than a mug or two to get on my good side. Ah! A keg ought to do it!"
* "Ye put a gleam in my eye. Well, so does lava but mostly you!"
* "If you want to impress me on a date, don't try to pick me up in a mole machine."
* "Come over to my place - we'll iron out your love life."
* "The way you swing that hammer really stokes my forge!"
=== Dark Iron dwarf male ===
* "Things are getting a little heated, don't you think?"
* "You make my iron heart feel warm, hot even. Wait, that's just my beard on fire again."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Even Ragnaros didn't burn as hot as my heart for you."
* "Did you come from a diamond mine? 'Cause I want to learn all your facets."
* "I can keep you warm on a cold night. Well at least my forge can."
* "I'm a hunk-a hunk-a burning love."
=== Kul Tiran female ===
* "I'm harboring a crush on you."
* "You can't be nautical without a bit of naughty."
* "Better be ready for me, or you'll miss the boat."
* "Why don't we go somewhere a little more... privateer?"
* "You don't look like much, but... any port in a storm."
* "You sure put the wind in my sails."
*"Care to join me for a bit of rocking the boat?"
=== Kul Tiran male ===
* "Let's meet at the harbor! We could be two ships passing in the night."
* "You must be a siren, cause I can't resist ya!"
* "Together, we could really make some waves."
* "Get your fishing net ready, cause I'm quite the catch!"
* "Fancy a drink, love? I know a good dive bar."
* "Hope you enjoy fishing--because I'm throwing you a line!"
* "You from Drustvar? Because you've got me bewitched."
=== Lightforged draenei female ===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "You know the way to a woman's heart? Hoof rubs. Trust me on this one, darling."
* "My turn-ons include my eyes, my tattoos, my armor... I mean, what doesn't turn on?"
* "I may be forged in the Light, but I know how to have fun in the dark."
* "You must be descended from the naaru... 'cause you've got a heavenly body."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Lightforged draenei male ===
* "I like it with the lights on. Not that I really have a choice..."
* "Has it gotten brighter in here? Because you just turned me on."
* "Have you ever seen the bunks on the Vindicaar? I can arrange a private tour."
* "I'm a draenei on the streets... but an eredar in the sheets."
*"I bring the Light, and also the heat."
===Mechagnome female===
* "Don't worry about wear and tear. I always keep some spare parts around."
* "I hope you've got a wrench handy, because I'm in need of a tune-up."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Is it hot in here, or am I running low on coolant?"
* "Just had a new oscillator installed. Care to take it for a spin?"
* "No one has more junk in their trunk than me."
* "You sure you're geared enough? Perhaps I should... inspect your equipment."
===Mechagnome male===
* "Care to see if our components are... compatible?"
* "Don't go breaking my heart! Its warranty just expired."
* "Have you been magnetized? Because I am so attracted to you right now."
* "Initiating flirtation protocol."
* "Just so you know, I am fully customizable."
* "My eyes light up every time I see you. Come to think of it, I can't seem to turn them off, which is mildly inconvenient."
* "You really accelerate my circulation system."
=== Void elf female ===
* "They say the void hungers, lets start off with a bit of... nibbling."
* "Get nice and close, whispers are... kind of my thing."
* "Are you checking out my void form?"
* "There's a void in my heart, have you come to fill it?"
* "Who needs the light? Its so much more fun in the dark."
* "You cannot a-VOID my charms."
* "The void isn't the only thing that's insatiable."
=== Void elf male ===
* "What am I into? Let's just say some of my proclivities run a bit dark."
* "I do my best work in the shadows, allow me to... demonstrate."
* "The void has taught me many secrets, some of them can be most satisfying."
* "As a rule I don't sprout tentacles, but in your case I'll make an exception."
* "When studying shadow magic one learns to be flexible... very flexible."
* "You sate my hunger and I'll sate yours."
== Horde ==
=== Blood elf female ===
* (Reference to , in which the line is said with 'rabbit' instead of 'mana wyrm') (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I'm addicted to you, baby..." (Reference to ' "")
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "My Mana Tap brings all the boys to the yard..." (Reference to ' "", the choreography from which is used for the blood elf female /dance)
** Still used although the ability was removed in 3.0.2.
* "I'm the girl the warned you about."
* "No. No. I won't do that. ...But my sister will!" (Reference to "Tube Snake Boogie" by )
* "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"
=== Blood elf male ===
* "Your eyes are like the Sunwell... Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course."
* "You look almost as good as I do."
* "Hey, why don't you come over here and... WATCH THE HAIR!"
* "You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection."
* "I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me, we could rock and roll all night and par-tay every day." (Songs by : , : , and : respectively)
* "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides."
=== Goblin female ===
* "If you liked it then you should have put a larger, more elaborate ring on it." (reference to the song )
* "I'm a full service kind of gal!"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Wait 'til you try a piece of this shortcake."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Let's get together and compare our figures."
* "Let's make sweet, sweet profit together."
* "Does this turn you on?" *jingles bag of gold*
* "How about... you and me... go out on the town and buy me some expensive jewellery?"
=== Goblin male ===
* "Oh baby, you know how to turn my gears!"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Honey, I've got all kinds of toys in my utility belt."
* "Woah, baby you are a bomb shell if I ever saw one! And trust me; I know my bomb."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Let me buy you a drink. No, wait you buy me a drink. Ah, you know what, just give me the money."
* "Let's make sweet, sweet profit together."
* "Does this turn you on? *jingles bag of gold*"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "How much?"
=== Orc female ===
* "You had me at 'Zugzug'" (Reference to the movie "", or more likely the older Ringo Starr film "Caveman", where it was the cave man word for sex. 'Zugzug' is an Orcish expression meaning 'okay'. In Warcraft 2, Orc grunts would say Zugzug when ordered to do something.)
* "I'll give you crazy love."
* "I like men who aren't afraid to cry... Cry Uncle!"
* "You'll do. Let's go."
* "Don't talk. Just follow me."
* "Let's not ruin this moment with chit-chat."
=== Orc male ===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?" (this is a quote from the movie )
* "You have six different smiles. One for when you're angry. One for when you tear flesh. One for when you chew flesh. One for when you loot bodies. One for when you skin game. And one for when you want to kill something." (Reference to the movie )
* "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." (possible reference to the same line in "21 Questions" by 50 Cent)
* "Lady, from the moment I see you I... I did not expect to get this far."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Tauren female ===
* "I'm tired of the same old bull."
* "I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Come over here, sailor."
* "Wanna see some good clog dancing?"
=== Tauren male ===
* "You mooove me."
* "Hey. You into leather?"
* "Free rides for the ladies."
* "Hey. You work out?" (Reference to a commercial for California cheese.)
* "Y'know, older bulls really only have one function."
* "Are you comfortable with complicated machinery?" (reference to a , or maybe Pasiphaë and the Cretan Bull)
=== Troll female ===
* "I know, my natural beauty is intimidating."
* "When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?"
* "Arent'cha gonna axe me out?" (Reference to )
* "I won't bite you where it shows."
* "You're the type I'd like to sink my teeth into!"
=== Troll male ===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "We trolls mate for life. 'Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation."
* "You look pretty. Pretty tasty."
* "I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength."
=== Undead female ===
* "Nice butt."
* "One good thing about being dead: the biological clock seems to have stopped."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I can't wait to suck the juice out of your eyeballs."
* "I don't care that much about romance. I fell in love before and look what happened to me."
* "I don't need to get funky. I'm already there."
=== Undead male ===
* "I don't smell that bad for a dead dude, do I?"
* "You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all."
* "If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Check my breath. *exhales* ...Is it bad enough for you?"
* "Don't mind the drool. It's just embalming fluid."
=== Highmountain tauren female===
* "Now now, no 'antler' stroking on the first date."
* "So... wanna knock antlers?"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "It's not the size of the antlers. It's the motion of the totem."
* "You know, high-altitude living does wonders for one's stamina. Allow me to demonstrate..."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Highmountain tauren male===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "My totem thunders. All. Night. Long."
* "Beware the deep places... of my heart."
* "Get as rough as you like. I've got a thick hide."
* "You must be an alchemist, because we've got great chemistry."
* "Why settle for horns when you could have a rack like this?"
===Mag'har orc female===
* "You don't need a Dark Portal... you've already invaded my heart."
* "Any idea if Saurfang is single? He's got that silver fox thing going on..."
* "A green orc gave me a candy heart that said "I fel for you." I told him he could keep his demon's blood and clobbered him with my mace."
* "Last person to hit on me learned what "hitting on" really means."
* "A Bleeding Hollow shaman just flirted with me. At least, I think he did. Either he was winking suggestively or he had just sacrificed an eye."
* "Just because I'm enjoying your company doesn't mean I don't also want to punch you."
* "Before we go any further, I need to know... How high is your pain threshold?"
===Mag'har orc male===
* "Is your mother a fire elemental? Because you are smokin' hot!"
* "Care to take a walk with me in the Shadowmoonlight?"
* "Baby, I'm gonna Blackrock your world."
* "You're not just good looking... you're mak'gora-gous!"
* "My safe word is "zug-zug"."
* "I'm a sensitive guy. Please don't break my mag'heart."
* "You must be a Frostwolf, because you've made tracks to my heart."
* "Come on a date with me, and I guarantee you'll be wearing a Black Tooth Grin."
===Nightborne female===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "No illusions here. Everything you see is real... very real."
* "My Nightwell brings all the boys to the yard."
* "Animate? Detonate? I suggest we skip straight to replicate."
* "I'll show you my ley lines if you show me yours."
* "I've been trapped in a bubble with the same guys for 10,000 years. You could say I'm ready for a little... variety."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
=== Nightborne male ===
* "Your body must be a font of magic, because I'm irresistibly drawn to it."
* "You must know magic too, because you just made everyone else in the room disappear."
* "You've found the Arcway to my heart."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I think I've night-fallen for you."
* "I've got a feeling we were night-born for each other."
* "The stars have judged you, and found you... smokin' hot."
* "Were you picked from the Arcan'dor? Because you're the apple of my eye."
===Vulpera female===
* "Are you fixin' for a vixen?"
* "Everything has its use. I could think of a couple for you." (Reference to "Remember, everything has its use", one of the click quotes of generic vulpera NPCs.)
* "I'm sure you think 'Hey, foxy' is a clever pick-up line, but trust me, I've heard it a MILLION times."
* "It's lonely chasing my own tail. How about I chase yours instead?"
* "The worst part about sand? It gets everywhere. And I mean... everywhere."
* "You can visit my oasis anytime."
* "You drive me crazy... crazy like a fox!"
===Vulpera male===
* "Come a little closer. I'll tell you what the fox says." (Reference to the Norwegian comedy duo ' viral 2013 song "", which is also what both vulpera genders' dance animation is based on.)
* "Have you come to trade? Or did you have something else in mind?" (Reference to "Have you come to trade?", one of the click quotes of generic vulpera NPCs.)
* "I could wander the desert with you all night. We'd freeze to death, but it would be worth it."
* "I'll be the fox. You be the hound." (Reference to .)
* "I've always got a seat on my wagon for you."
* "Sorry for staring, but I can't help vul-peering at you."
* "You're so hot I'm frothing at the mouth. ...Or is that rabies?"
=== Zandalari troll female ===
* "I am a proud woman of Zandalar. I do not date slouches."
* "Only an insecure troll brags about the size of his tusks."
* "If you liked it, then you should have put a nose ring on it."
* "You could say I am a double threat... hexy AND sexy!"
* "It does not take a love potion to win me over... but it couldn't hurt your chances."
* "We should sail away to a deserted island and... get to know each other better."
*"The way to a Zandalari girl's heart is through her devilsaur."
=== Zandalari troll male ===
* "De ladies call me... Zanda-licious, baby!"
* "Other guys might put you on a pedestal, but I will put you atop a pyramid."
* "I am en-raptored by your eyes."
* "Are you casting a spell? Because I have a fetish for you."
* "I may stand upright, but I know how to get down."
* "Is Krag'wa nearby? Because I want to leap into your arms."
*"If tusks are your thing, then I am the guy for you."
==Neutral==
===Dracthyr female===
* "Those claws look heavy. How about you let me hold one?"
* "Do you believe in love at first flight?"
* "You must be an updraft, 'cause you make my heart soar!"
* "I want to be the wind beneath your wings."
* "You must be tired, 'cause you've been flying through my mind all day."
* "Cold-blooded? Not a chance. How about I... warm things up for you?"
* "What's my type? Tall, scaly, and brooding, of course."
===Dracthyr male===
* "One look at you, and my head is in the clouds."
* "You bring the dungeon, and I'll bring the dragon." (Obvious reference to )
* "When I see you, I lose all my fire resistance."
* "With you and me together, the sky's the limit."
* "Let's ask a bronze dragon to turn back time, so I can fall for you all over again."
* "I look good from scale to tail."
* "Careful... my kiss can melt your heart. Literally!"
===Pandaren female===
* "Breathe in... Breathe out... Go to your happy place... *inhales* Your happy place or mine? *exhales*"
* "Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand... *giggles* Great! Now, see if you can find where I hid the other pebble..."
* "What happens in the hot springs... Stays in the hot springs..." (Another reference to Las Vegas' slogan, 'What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas')
* "Don't touch the tail! ... Okay, now touch the tail!"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Hey stranger. Buy a lady a drink? ... What? Just one? Seriously?"
* (A reference to the action figures) (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Pandaren women have more bounce to the ounce."
* "You want to talk about motion of the ocean? I was born on a turtle, baby."
===Pandaren male===
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "I will sing for you, the love song, of my people... *rings dinner bell* COME AND GET IT!!!"
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* "Who's your bear? That's right. I am your bear."
* "Sweet thing, imma romance all three of your kingdoms... Meditate on that." (Reference to the Chinese story )
* "Do you know kung fu? Cus your body is kickin'."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
==Demon hunters==
===Blood elf female===
*"I like you. You remind me of this dreadlord I dated once...shame I had to kill him."
*"I'd love to show you my Twisting Nether."
*"Baby, I am prepared."
*"I take on the powers of the demons I've killed. Did I tell you I've slain a whole army of succubi?"
*"You ever go full fel?"
===Blood elf male===
*"If you looked like me, you wouldn't wear a shirt either."
*"I would never betray you."
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
* (Removed in Patch 9.1.5)
*"Want me to talk dirty? I do speak Nathrezim, you know."
*"I've only got eyes for you, baby."
*"I can't tell if I'm burning with desire...or if it's just my Immolation Aura."
===Night elf female===
*"You know, they do say love is blind."
*"I have tattoos in other places, you know."
*"You. Me. Let's go. Now."
*"Aren't you a handsome devil?"
===Night elf male===
*"You're so hot, you'd make Sargeras sweat."
*"I'm looking for someone who can really soothe my inner demon."
*"I can't seem to take my eyes off you."
*"Someone alert the Wardens, because it's illegal to look that good."
*"Are you sure you're not part-demon? Hmm...do you want to be?"
*"You look good... I think."
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
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