The Crew Fixes a Road/Quotes

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*Grandpa Gravel: "Hi, Juniper! I have the perfect screw to attach that sign. All righty, wood screws, plastic screws, some leftover kibble. Oops." (Giggling) "That's for later."
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*Rubble: "Ooh! I have an idea. How about a parade?"
*Mix: "Yeah! A Helpers Parade! And you know who should be in that parade?"
*Rubble and Mix: "Grandpa!"
*Grandpa Gravel: "Oh, now, I don't know, pups."
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*Speed Meister: "Mr. McTurtle, did you hear that? Mayor Greatway announced a parade for helpers."
*Mr. McTurtle: "Yep-a-roozie."
*Speed Meister: "And she didn't include me."
*Mr. McTurtle: "Yep-a-roozie."
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*Speed Meister: "I helped build this bridge."
*Mayor Greatway: "That broke into pieces?"
*Speed Meister: "Okay, moving right along. What about...the playground?"
*Mayor Greatway: "With the merry-go-round that rolled away?"
*Speed Meister: "Yeah, okay. Fine. What about the bike shop?"
*Mayor Greatway: "The one that almost fell down?"
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*(Speed Meister turns his jackhammer on.)
*Speed Meister: "Th-This p-p-plan...c-c-can't...f-f-ail!"
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*Speed Meister: "No need, pups! I'll have this road fixed faster than you can say, 'Speed Meister, will you please join our Helper Parade?'"
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*Speed Meister: "Speed Meister the helper has helped his community once again! Thank you, thank you."
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*Juniper: "What's that sound? Is it safe?"
*Speed Meister: "Oh, don't worry. the road is perfectly safe. That sound is normal, absolutely normal. Probably just Mr. McTurtle's stomach. Must be the fried pickles Mr. McTurtle had for lunch."
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*Charger: "Here comes, Charger! Time to go fishing for a Speed Meister."
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*Charger: "Grab it! Lift it!" (Struggling) "Lift it!"
*Pups: "Watch out, Charger!"
*Charger: (Grunting) "That thing is heavy! I'm gonna need my stabilizers."
*(Charger deploys his stabilizers.)
*Charger: "Much better. Now, let's try that again. Grab it! Lift it! Move it! For real this time!"
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*Rubble: "Auntie Crane, can you bring us supplies from the Bark Yard?
*Auntie Crane: "Oh, you betcha. More supplies to build a road comin' right up!"
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*Rubble: "If you're ready to fix a road, let me hear ya howl!"
*(All the pups howl.)
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*Rubble: "Fill the dirt into the hole 'cause that's the goal." (Giggling)
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*Wheeler: "Sometimes, construction can be a...dirty job."
*Charger: (Laughing) "Dirty job 'cause your dumping dirt! So funny, Wheeler!"
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*Rubble: "Yeah! Let's Wiggle and Wag to the parade."
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