Doodles

== Transcript ==
(Episode starts at the table)
Granite: It was a 2 - 0 vote. Joe and Keanu, unfortunately you two are up for eviction.
Joe: Hey I’m running for President so vote for me!
Vanessa: Wait these are some Jedi mind tricks!
(Everybody votes)
Granite: Okay looks like these votes turned up 6-5… Joe Biden, you have been evicted!
Joe: Dammit!
(Cut to Granite leading the final twelve into the challenge room)
Granite: Today you guys will be drawing incredible drawings as duos!
SpongeBob: This is beyond lazy-
Granite: You try coming up with original challenges for this show. 
SpongeBob: Fine. 
(Everybody gets their paper and pencil)
Steve: You know i could always make challenges based off my adven-
Granite: Can it Steve. Let them work. 
Keanu: Hey J- oh right he got evicted. *sigh*
Noseward: Hey Sully, should we draw a squid? 
Sully: Do whatever you want I’m taking a nap.
Noseward: Sully! We are in the MIDDLE of a challenge right now!
Sully: Bro I can’t control my body’s sleep schedule okay? Get off my back!
Noseward: Why you little-
(Sully and Noseward start shouting at each other; cut to Hoopla and Girly Teengirl)
Hoopla: HOOPLA! Those two argue like an old married couple!
Girly Teengirl: I know right? Here I’m currently drawing a unicorn.
Hoopla: Could we make it a little more exotic?
Granite: Time’s up!
SpongeBob: But-
Granite: No ifs ands or buts about it, time is up. 
Steve: Why are you being so mean?
Granite: *looks around nervously* he has eyes everywhere.
Steve: Who?!
Granite: ALRIGHT TIME FOR SOME RESULTS! Let’s take a look at these pictures. First up, SpongeBob and Amaya.
(SpongeBob hands Granite an empty sheet of paper)
Granite: Really?
SpongeBob: I felt rushed!
Granite: Alright so right now by default you guys are in the lead. Next up, Sully and Noseward!
Noseward: (hands Granite one half of the paper) Sully ate the other half.
Granite: What do you mean by he ate it?
Noseward: I mean he tore it in half an ate it.
Granite: I didn’t think it was possible but SpongeBob and Amaya stay in the lead. Next up, Monty and Bob Ross.
Bob Ross: Here you go!
(Bob Ross hands Granite a beautifully shaded drawing of mountain behind a forest)
Granite: This is- this is a masterpiece! You guys are in the lead by a long shot. Next up, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Here you go.
Granite: A telephone booth?
Keanu: From one of my older films.
Granite: Looks great, but it’s not enough to beat Bob Ross.
Keanu: Yeah that’s fair. 
Granite: Next up, Hoopla and Girly Teengirl!
Hoopla: It’s a unicorn. 
Granite: Wait why are there two burning rectangles?
Girly Teengirl: HOOPLA WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Hoopla: I spiced it up!
Granite: I’m going to ignore the fact that this is extremely offensive. You guys still lost. Mama Krabs and Boxy, your turn.
(Mama Krabs gives Granite a drawing of Boxy)
Granite: Cool. Finally, Vanessa.
Mama Krabs: You’re not even gonna comment anything else?
Granite: It’s a box. 
Vanessa: Here ya go Granite!
(It’s a self portrait of Granite)
Granite: Suck up. Bob Ross and Monty win! 
Monty: Alright!
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Monty: Well first, we’re nominating Boxy the Box and Mama Krabs since they haven’t been nominated yet. 
Boxy the Box: *falls over IN ANGER*
Mama Krabs: Well said Boxy.
Bob Ross: I don’t want to target anybody so I’m just going to say that SpongeBob and Amaya should also be nominated.
Amaya: Fair enough. 
Granite: Well avid viewers, who’s it gonna be?
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