Get to Know Pietr

Part 6 of the "Know Your Rangers" series, originally published here on March25/2015.
Author's note: "For shmoo92."
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Mimmi looks at Pietr expectantly.
He slowly hands back her tablet, slightly grayer than when he accepted it. Shivers.
She fights a smile, quirks an eyebrow.
Taps at his phone, offers the screen. -Wht was that-
Her smile breaks through. “Fanfiction.”
-Ppl read tht? Fr fun?!-
Mimmi grins, points to a number on the screen. “Over two-hundred-thousand read that one alone.” She cocks her head. “There is a strange fetish for these stories. There is even a special name for them: Hansencest.”
Pietr shudders.
She shrugs. “It is not my thing, either.”
-Need 2 scrub brain NOW-
Mimmi chuckles, pats his back. “You have been properly initiated!”
Pietr puts on an exaggerated scowl. -I h8 u-
She waves airily. “No, you don’t.” Her expression turns cunning. “Now that you are a real—”
Pietr does. not. frown.
“—Ranger, we need to add stories about you,” she declares. “Perhaps you and the Kaidanovskaya?”
His jaw drops.
“Perhaps not,” Mimmi says with a smile. “Maybe one of the gorgeous Dutch girls from Panama? Both?”
Looks absolutely horrified, points frantically to his wedding ring.
“But fic is a place for fantasies!”
Widens his eyes, thins his lips, points to ring.
Mimmi taps a finger against her chin. “We … we can work around this ….” Brightens. “How are you with polyamory?”
Blinks, types, -Who-
Mimmi pecks away at her tablet, shows it.
Pietr crosses his arms, shakes his head.
“You are very difficult to please.”
He smirks. -Wife says diffrnt-
Mimmi laughs so hard she falls from the couch onto the lounge floor.
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