Wyldstyle vs. Coelophysis

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Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! This match will take place just outside of Scorpion Pyramid for two reasons:
Anubis Guard 1: One: We want to give Coelophysis more room to run.
Anubis Guard 2: Two: We're starting to go into debt.
Amset-Ra: So I'm sorry to say that there won't be more Monday matches…
Audience: Awwwwww…
Amset-Ra: Not only will we try to raise funds, but this should also raise your suspense.
Brick Creeper: Unghh…
Anubis Guard 2: What happened?!
Amset-Ra: The suspense killed him. Literally.
Anubis Guards: Hahahahahahaha!
The Anubis Guards head inside the pyramid.
Invizable: Coming out of the pyramid at any moment is Emmet's right-hand woman who could put our current positions at stake, Wyldstyle!
The Anubis Guards emerge from the pyramid with Wyldstyle.
Wyldstyle: Well, here I am. Where's my opponent?
Ogel: I just dialed them up. They were arguing about which helicopter to use: the UltraCopter or the Heavy-Duty Helicopter.
Amset-Ra: Such babies!
Ogel: But they finally decided on the Heavy-Duty Helicopter.
Invizable: Good. Coming out of the skies at any time is the wonderfully WONDERFUL battling dinosaur, give it up, money and all, for Coelophysis!
The Heavy-Duty Helicopter descends from the desert sky and lands 100 feet from Wyldstyle. The crew members open the back door to reveal…
Coelophysis: ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!
Wyldstyle: Whoa. He's scary.
Invizable: The Minifigure of the Week is Glaciator, and the User of the Week is Commandosaur! Now I need to get back to barricading the announcer's booth… oh wait, there isn't any announcer's booth out here. Oh, well.
Axel: I want to see Coelophysis win!
Dr. Inferno: Fight! And make sure Wyldstyle loses!
Coelophysis: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
Wyldstyle: Where's a red cape when you need… oh, here's one.
Snatch!
Squidman: HEY! That's my cape!
Invizable: As the Coelophysis charges, Wyldstyle has grabbed the cape off of the conveniently close Squidman and is holding it out in front of her like a bullfighter.
stomp Stomp STOMP!
Wyldstyle: Olay!
Coelophysis: Roar?
Invizable: I used to watch bullfights back in my day, and boy, was that successful!
Wyldstyle: WyldLazors!
ZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZIT!
Coelophysis: RRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR… cough, cough, wheeze…
Dr. Inferno: Yaziziziziziziz!
Wyldstyle: That's for hoping I would lose, which, sorry, wasn't the case.
Dr. Inferno: Wyldstyle, sadly, wins…
Invizable: Wyldstyle fired several tiny lasers at Coelophysis and our ref, and Wyldstyle is our new Round 3 Qualifier!
Wyldstyle: Move over, Invizable, I'm the new announcer now!
Invizable: Move over, Dr. Inferno, I'm the new referee now!
Dr. Inferno: Move over, Ogel, I'm the new nobody… wait…
Amset-Ra: As for me, I don't need to move over.
Anubis Guards: Excuse me, you're standing in front of the entrance of the pyramid.
Amset-Ra: I stand corrected.
Anubis Guards: No, Pharaoh, you stand in the way!
Amset-Ra: Sigh… End transmission…
End Transmission
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Category:Season 1
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