Randomized Quotations

Unpredictable quotes from a random book, old film or a brand new tv series.
# The Boy and his imaginary Beast 
# A Deal with the Devil went down 
# Patronized Liar 
# Journey of the Assassin and the Cowboy 
Part 1: The Boy and his imaginary Beast 
* “I will get a good grade although my teacher thinks I’m failing.” 
* “Just a spewing disease like a deadly locust on the fields to pester people.”
* “I’d rather say, being a grownup is fun because you get to have full responsibilities.” 
* “Let’s just have some cinnamon rolls and cereal before we go to school.”
* “All I see is mud on the ground and a dead cockroach that got squashed.”
* “Do not ruin the relationship of a boy and his dog before they’ll hold a long grudge.”
* “How about we make sausages and eggs for breakfast tomorrow?”
* “I just got drugs and pills for the patient, Doctor Heart. The family is waiting upfront.” 
* “This is not some barn where you can get golden kettle corn. This is a family farm that appears to be home.” 
* “In the hospital, we still have a medical machine that can detect any sickness in your system.” 
* “We can get the vaccine for everyone without spreading the virus and we can make it safe.”
* “I just bought dairy and vegetables for the stew that we are going to eat.”
* “What are you wearing for Opposite Day? A yellow and pink shirt will do.”
* “Here are the academic results of food safety, recycling and charity events.”
* “You will get more homework and reading programs was never in the dictionary to begin.”
* “We still have a test by listening to old audiobooks about zoology.”
* “Would you like to catch up on those history lessons or look up the documentaries about ancient times?”
* “How much do these brand new light brown sandals cost? Because it’s for a friend.” 
* “The people from the social club have strict rules when it comes to education and learning.”
* “All I want is to go to a place where it has windsurfing for all the kids to enjoy.”
* “This is the training day of computer programming on the first day of school.”
* “We got to clean the molars before we take those wisdom teeth out.” 
* “There’s too many people who love to use their gossips about her attitude.”
* “Enough! I had too much copy prints of many different blogs about home economics! Let’s talk about a different thing!”
* “I hope this trip won be like those school trips where a kid throws a tantrum.”
* “That’s a lot of quotes, puns and jokes in this book. I can’t figure it out.” 
* “How about we take care of computer viruses? Because some of these laptops are not working.” 
* “There’s paint for this canvas. So let’s try to make more art blogs for this project.” 
* “I like to learn about history, geology and graphic arts.” 
* “On the field trip, we were talking about paleontology and fossils, and the kids were so happy to see all of the artifacts.” 
* “If there are some feelings of inadequacy that may show that your friend is an awkward geek.”
* “It’s long and a little bit chubby, but it’s all good in shape.”
* “You are not gonna hang out with those kids are trying to make fun of you or being too bossy and stubborn.”
* “You were being grounded because you were throwing a lot of stuff at the wall when you throw a fit.” 
Part 2: A Deal with the Devil went down 
* “Where are the gardening tools? At least they can do is help me with the garden.”
* “It seems like you were wasting time on a very deceased colony.” 
* “You are a lizard with a tongue of flavoring and eat a lot of bugs.” 
* “We would be having a sacrificial love to give up the lamb.” 
* “You would love that feeling yet you’re like a curious wombat.” 
* “I will not. I don’t want to date a miserable tyrant forever.” 
* “You can start harvesting seeds within for a month before the fall starts.” 
* “All I want is to find some handsome angel from the sky with a halo.”
* “You cannot be skipping stones on the river without a few of your friends.”
* “Try to take out the trash before company comes. Before you go, water the plants by the window.”
* “Do not bring those gullible people who believe in false facts or naivety of breaking a deal.” 
* “We’re going to have some beef stew or have a kumquat for lunch.”
* “How about you eat some breakfast? No chili or corn dogs or raw eggs that you brought from the store.”
* “You will stay at home until you apologize and you’ll have time to work on your homework.” 
* “Why do some people like to keep watching porn when they have more stuff going on?” 
* “You already lied, screamed and bossed everyone around at school, so no need to pick on people.” 
* “The playground is not done and it’s currently under construction for a long time.”
* “We have all the items from the shelves and we have been going to dodgeball tournaments, too.” 
* “Someone hurt a person and already got yelled at and kicked out of school before getting a punishment.” 
* “The kids were getting bullied, expelled or grounded for too many days of stupidity. Guess the parents are the shameful people.” 
* “I’m not gonna eat something that looks like baby food.” 
* “They look like they are making a photoshop for training day.” 
* “Enjoying the days off without a rainy day or a humid outing.” 
* “I was watching the news about a student who stole drugs and getting her teacher arrested for a false report of smuggling them.” 
* “I am not going to that school where the principal keeps failing every time the students get in trouble to wrestle or harassed the kids or the adults.” 
* “We have agreed that those quick-tempered kids will not ruin our deal. They don’t need to know.” 
* “Go home and don’t think about imaginary make-believes! Go fold some socks or do your school project!” 
Part 3: Patronized Liar 
* “Who wants to know about history documentaries?” 
* “There’s a girl who was a virgin who hits people flirting with her boyfriend or harassing him.” 
* “He praises the female students and loved sexy girls who only wanted a boy.” 
* “That dude was from the bus and he always go to those chemical engineering class.” 
* “We can spell the words on canned food and see each other’s adventures to discover the ways of the universe.” 
* “Who on earth wants a new and higher grade? That’s a load of poppycock!”
* “Good morning, we will be reviewing the world history report for this week, so pay attention everyone because you’ll have to pick up some new stuff.” 
* “I should be able to attend to every activity for this month.” 
* “There’s multiple players of a green hacker, a red player, a yellow soldier and a blue teammate.”
* “It’s not her boyfriend, it’s a friend from school. He’s just an average jock with no hair.” 
* “The kids from the rich home are quite spoiled. They whine, groan and throw up on the floor when they eat the wrong food.” 
* “Have a bowl of cereal, or a small soup with carrots in it.” 
* “That man is a loud and crude moron who talks too much in the most sarcastic way possible.” 
* “All I need is box of collectible items and i have another one from the store.” 
* “This series is so old and it’s about aliens trying to make peace with the humans.” 
* “Terrible people love to make up sinister plots about paranormal activity in the county.” 
* “I don’t like raw vegetables or rotting ones that stay in the refrigerator for so long.” 
* “It’s just a long way for the spies to come through. Anyhoo, they have been given a new identity to hide away from the world.” 
* “There are guidelines about how to stop kids from throwing water balloons, Pranking teachers and harassing adults.”
* “It has not been an easy one, but we made it and got through the day.” 
* “I saw this freshman, and she had her hair in pigtails and carries a lunch box with love notes from a boy from her school.” 
* “Expelled students get the punishment and they will have their suffering.” 
* “How about the project about a safety engine?” 
* “Do you have to think about going to that place where they sell drugs and booze? There are other good places around the streets.” 
* “We always get stuck in an unknown zone and we can’t get out.”
* “The girls wore short clothes and they love brown lips, yellow nails and orange bags.” 
* “I believe there was the story about the gold king of thunder who loves to take things away.” 
* “You will have the greatest friendship in the world.” 
* “No one wants to be friends with a victim card player everyday.”
* “A girl should have long hands, apricot skin and soft eyelids.” 
Part 4: Journey of the Assassin and the Cowboy 
* “We got a brand new boy who hails from the land of passionate people and peaceful green fields.” 
* “They stay as close friends as possible and they wed in an old church.”
* “My granny brought her cousins home and they go to baseball games before Sunday suppers.”
* “The boys should love pooling and going to the rodeo on humid days.”
* “You sure are the great leader of the friends, huh?”
* “We are doing recycling to help the environment as well as keeping the place safe in a sanitary way.”
* “The monster will have spider legs, a red scorpion tail, a lizard’s jaw and a black snake tongue.” 
* “We just have to get the hunting dress for the hunters to catch it and bring it home.” 
* “A woman should look around and start changing her ways for her own benefit. If she changed her ways, she should find a husband.” 
* “The master of organization has to teach people how to make peace and decide what to do about the society.”
* “You can tell about how stressed out they are, only in some degree.”
* “The laundry has an orange shirt, a sweater with the grey sleeves and a pale pink jacket. Let’s go get the baskets.” 
* “We are going through the rules and would you be wise by not giving your friends a tour in the dorms?”
* “The snacks are raisins, pistachios and Cheetos. We still have pretzels to eat before supper.” 
* “We can’t leave during the exams and we have been studying for a long time.” 
* “I love the kind of boy who is a good student with glasses, freckles and holds a journal for school.” 
* “There are many ways to train the harnessing ways of the moving cycle for the program. People can be too social, boastful and wild, but they are willing to learn.”
* “My grandmother was not happy about the birds pecking on the window. One time, a bird fly down and it scared her really bad that she ran into the house and locked the doors by the plants.”