2018 5th Place Game Naming Tournament - Championship Game

It's writeup week here in the LOC (just decided). Five days, five writeups (unless I decide I don't want to that anymore). Today we bring you the final two names still alive in our 2018 tournament. Both names were submitted by different managers, whose identities will be revealed tomorrow! 
== Score Reform ==
Including myself, 90% of the league is cool with the reforms we're making to defense. The tenth person must not get it, sort of like how Pat doesn't like Inception because he doesn't understand it. I'm glad we are near unanimous and of course if things don't work out we will adjust for 2019. It's a process.
And no, we are not adding a defensive player. 
...Or a bench spot, NATE.
== Final Four Results ==
=== The McAteer Classic (6) vs. The Five Guys Game (3) ===
Five Guys gave it a good run, but in the end it was no match for McAteer Classic. The name had potential and the appeal of the extra gamble is a sign that in the future we might have room for games like 5 Guys or others like it.
=== Cinco De Lose-O (8) vs. The Who Cares Classic (1) ===
STOP THE DAMN FIGHT! 
I severely underestimated the power of Cinco. Blowout city. Almost our very first sweep, but sadly one person does not like the name Cinco at all and has vowed to vote against it no matter what it faces. Now who is stubborn enough to do a thing like that? McAteer Classic vs. Lose-O it is!
== Championship Game ==
=== The McAteer Classic vs. Cinco De Lose-O ===
This is the point in the tourney where I basically say the same shit over and over again because I'm not creative enough to come up with new things to say about the names that have made it this far. Let's skip the bull shit and get right on down to the vote. 
=== VOTE HERE ===