Enter the Knighthood

Enter the Knighthood is the sixteenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired April 7, 2019 and was written by Rocky Lobster. 
==Transcript==
[Episode starts with King Jasbre II and AFP in the Newfanonland SBFW Kingdom]
King Jasbre: And thus, for your god-like actions in the Fanonland Invasion, I kindly knight you for your loyalty. [slams sword on AFP’s shoulder]
AFP: Ow, what the hell? Anyway, I appreciate the kindness, however I was just doing what I could for freedom… I’m not quite sure if I truly deserve this promotion. Also didn’t you die?
King Jasbre: Nonsense! I faked my own death and had Ponyo take over for a bit. You proved vital in that enraging battle!
AFP: We still had to create Newfanonland… so technically we lost.
King Jasbre: They were clearly cheating! Those hellish hounds using their automated bots to do their bidding!
AFP: I just don’t know… anyway I’ll go ahead and guard the front post.  We must be extra cautious incase of another invasion.
[Episode cuts to Purps, FoxyGrandpa and Rocky in the entrance to the kingdom]
Purps: Y’know we really haven’t had time to relax.  All these arguments and fights, we just need a way to ease our nerves.
Rocky: Agreed.  Let’s head for the forest.
[Rocky, Purps and FoxyGrandpa walk through the swaying forest.  A couple minutes in they decide to take a break and sit down]
Rocky: My God are we out of shape or what?
FoxyGrandpa: Why wouldn’t we be? We’re SBFW members we’re always going to be as fatasses.  
Purps: True, true.  
[Suddenly, Purps spots a black wolf sprinting through the forest.  The wolf is salivating… looking for meat]
Purps: [whispers] Get the hell down.
Rocky: Another break?
Purps: There’s a wolf… Get down now!
[Before getting down, Purps notices that the Black Wolf is staring directly at him, the wolf with his menacing eyes, ravenous fur, and scarred eye.  There is a long pause before Purps realizes he is staring at the wolf and gets down. The wolf sprints away]
FoxyGrandpa: What took you so long?
Purps: The wolf… I stared at him directly in the eye and he didn’t even budge.  He just stared at me with those monstrous gleaming eyes.
FoxyGrandpa: Ah wolves are dumbasses, he probably got scared.
Purps: That damn black wolf though… something about it.
FoxyGrandpa: You mean… it was black? Oh no no no Purps, if it was a black wolf that’s a bad omen! I was reading my Fetishized English Poem books and black wolves are a bad omen! It could even possibly mean death!
Rocky: What else do you fetishize? Foxes?
FoxyGrandpa: [blushes] No. 
Purps: Guys let’s head back, I’m not feeling too good.  
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