Snow Fight/Transcript

* (The episode opens up with a winter scenery of CRiTOPiA Park. Here, the sky is gray, complete with Snowflake LiFEFORMs falling and there's lots of snow covering the ground. We cut to Spottie Leonard, who is wearing a tan onesie and a dull blue scarf and appears to have made a snow fort.)
* Spottie Leonard: This snow fort will protect me. (all of a sudden, a snowball appears out of nowhere and strikes the fort, shocking her) Huh? (Cut to Avery Darling, who is wearing a pink and white winter coat and a hat that matches the coat's color. She, apparently, is the one who threw the snowball at Spottie's fort.)
* Avery Darling: Gotcha! I'm quicker than you think. (A much bigger snowball strikes from Avery's back. She rubs her head, then turns around to see that it was Coneboy) Oh, hey!
* Coneboy Golliday: (chuckles) I'm gonna throw a huge snowball at you, Avery! Try not to do that! (A snowball of the same size from before strikes and sends Coneboy flying offscreen. Cut back to Spottie, who has now created bigger snowballs inside her fort.)
* Spottie Leonard: I bet you didn't know I could make huge snowballs. (An anvil made entirely out of snow falls from nowhere and destroys one of the fort's walls, startling her.) Since when did this become more than a snowball fight?
* Coneboy Golliday: (shrugs) I don't know. I made that snow anvil, by the way! (Chuckles, but then gets hit by multiple small-size snowballs.) Gosh, darn it! (Cut to Avery, who has made a plane out of snow)
* Avery Darling: (laughs as a white robotic arm appears from behind her. She stops laughing and turns around to see that Spottie has made a snow robot) Nice snow robot, Spottie.
* Spottie Leonard: (laughs) Let's take our snowball fight to the next level!
* Coneboy Golliday: (appears from the left of the screen) Let's have a straight-up snow fight! (The scene transitions to Erniejoe Freckler wearing a black and gold winter coat and snow boots. He is about to lift up a tree stump.)
* Erniejoe Freckler: Alrighty, tree stump. I'm giving you three chances, (inhales) show me what you got! Round one! (he picks up the tree stump and strains himself, trying to lift it.) Woah, you're tough, so far! (A snowball strikes Erniejoe in the face) Oh, ouch! Whoever threw that snowball is gonna have their butt kicked like a lemonball! Alrighty, here goes nothing! (inhales) Round two. (he tries to pick up the tree stump but, again, fails) Oh my spanglers, why are you so tough!? I'm giving you one more chance right-(before he could finish his sentence, something lands on Erniejoe with a bonk, knocking him out unconsciously.) 
* Coneboy Golliday: (runs up to Erniejoe) Sorry about that, Ernest Joseph Freckler. I'm in a snow fight with my friends and I thought my snow anvil would hit Avery's snow biplane, but it hit you! (chuckles nervously) Golly, what a weirdo! He doesn't even know what he even is! (chuckles, then goes off to continue his snow fight with Spottie and Avery) I'm coming back to the free! (Cut to a dark gray sky with white moving clouds scattered about, we see Avery flying her snow biplane across the snow. A pile of snow is ejected from the bottom of the plane like a fire plane putting out fire.)
* Avery Darling: Bombs away! 
* Coneboy Golliday: (walks in) I'll get you back-Ah! (gets buried by the snow. Then, his eyes appear and blink. Cut back to Avery.)
* Avery Darling: (laughs) Always works like a charm! (Spottie jumps up from behind the plane with a big snowball in her hands)
* Spottie Leonard: It's time to slam!
* Avery Darling: (flies out of the plane) Oh dear!
* Spottie Leonard: Oh well... (smashes the snowball onto the plane and brings it down to the ground) slam dunk!
* Coneboy Golliday: I hope this doesn't happen again. (Spottie and Avery fall back to the ground)
* Avery Darling: So, who's the winner?
* Coneboy Golliday: Definitely not me. (The same pile of snow falls on top of him) Gah! Not again. (his eyes appear and blink. Suddenly, a thick cloud of purple dust appears out of nowhere) Woah! (The dust disappears to reveal an Abnormal CRiTORA named Quirko.)
* Quirko: Hello everyone, I am Quirko!
* Spottie Leopard: Um... hi, Quirko! I'm Spottie Leonard.
* Coneboy Golliday: Nice to meet ya, Quirko! I'm Conan Golliday, but you can call me Coneboy!
* Avery Darling: And I'm Avery Darling! (flashes her eyelids)
* Quirko: Wanna see what I can do?
* Spottie Leonard: Sure! Why not?
* Quirko: Yay! Just watch. (he transforms into an anvil, then a kite and finally, a door. The main CRiTORA give an applause) Ta-da!
* Spottie Leonard: Cool!
* Quirko: Now, I have to go. I'll be back soon! (disappears)
* Spottie Leonard: I've never seen him before, but he seems cool.
* Avery Darling: I can't wait to see more of him!
* Coneboy Golliday: Same here! (Transition back to Erniejoe Freckler trying to lift the tree stump earlier)
* Erniejoe Freckler: This is your last chance. (Inhales) Round three! (Attempts to lift it up, but finally gives up) Darn it, darn it, darn it, DARN IT! (he deletes the tree stump, leaving a hole) Ha! There we go. (Without warning, ViRUS V-B jumps out of the hole with a lavender and white winter hat and proceeds to attack and infect Erniejoe.) Oh no, oh no, oh no! (Transition to Spottie Leonard, who is now standing on top of a snow castle)
* Spottie Leonard: It's time for our second snow fight! You two ready?
* Avery Darling: I'm so ready!
* Coneboy Golliday: Be careful, I made a snow hammer! (V-Erniejoe appears from behind, but Coneboy accidentally smashes his hammer on him)
* V-Erniejoe: Gah! Ouch! (growls) I'm gonna play rough on you!
* Coneboy Golliday: Uh... okay, Erniejoe. Oh gosh, you're infected! (gets chased) Help!
* Avery Darling: I'll save you, Coneboy! (starts up the plane's engine, but fails) Huh? Oh no! (flies out of the plane) No! 
* Spottie Leonard: Quick, come up here! (sees Coneboy and Avery already on the castle) Oh, good. (V-Erniejoe, somehow, shows up) Oh, I've been specific! (all three run out and get chased) Run! (V-Erniejoe stops, then Quirko reappears as a DiSiNFECTiON Spray Bottle and disinfects him)
* Quirko: Aah! A big CRiTORA, they scare me! (transforms back to his default form)
* Erniejoe Freckler: Huh? Who are you?
* Quirko: I'm Quirko! (disappears)
* Erniejoe Freckler: Huh, he seems strange like me! I still need to know what I am. Wait... what am I!? I'm looking for answers, no!
* Spottie Leonard: I never knew Quirko could turn into a bottle of DiSiNFECTiON Spray.
* Coneboy Golliday: To be fair, we don't know much about Quirko.
* Avery Darling: Yeah, we don't even know where he lives!
* Spottie Leonard: Oh. (yawns) I'm tired.I'm gonna head home. (heads home)
* Coneboy Golliday & Avery Darling: Same. (both head home)
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