Confidential Drift

Musical guest: MGMT
Special guest: Pierce Brosnan (on race rabbit)
in this one, the four hosts go back to 1991 where Didi and Stu take The Rugrats to a movie theatre to see The Dummi Bears and the Land Without Smiles
== Quotes ==
Betty anne bongo: hi, My name is Betty-Ann BonGO! I sing this little song-O! I sing it all day long-O! And I am the leader of the group
TV: "Just when you thought it was safe to visit New York, here comes Reptar."
June: wow, a big dinosaur on TV, so huge
Henry: he knocks all the buildings. Oh hey there! today on KaBlam!, you’ll be watching us watch some trailers
TV: Rated MGR. Minor Guidance Recommended, now playing in theaters everywhere including the Westside Octoplex.
Stu: "Up we go, champ." [Tommy starts gibberishing to leave the house] "Yeah, Rehreh. Time to go." [Tommy starts crying as he wants to go see Reptar.] "Ah, cheer up, Tommy. Tonight we're all going to the Octoplex to see your first movie."
Tommy: [Tommy cries out for Reptar.] "Ruh ruh!"
Erica: don’t cry, your "KaBlam!" audience is watching you!
(We now see the outside of the movie theater, with the group of babies and their parents in line to get tickets...)
Lou: "The Dummi Bears in The Land Without Smiles?! Do we really have to see this one? 
Stu: "Ah, come on, Pop. The kids'll love it.
Tommy: "Ruh ruh!"
Didi: "Yes, Tommy, wawa, we're going to a movie."
They go in the theater, which is full of loud, rowdy kids and wailing babies...) 
June: wow, good job we came to see the land without smiles
Henry: this theatre is full of loud screaming kids
Lou: "We should've gone bowling."
Tommy: "Chuckie, Phil, Lil! I've gotta tell you about this great thing I saw."
All: "What?"
Tommy: "Reptar."
All: "Reptar?"
Tommy: "Reptar. This big dinosaur on the TV. It knocked over some buildings and stuff."
All: "Wow!"
Lou: "I told ya, we should've gone bowling!"
Stu: "Shhh, Dad, it's starting."
(The whole theater quiets down.)
Dummi Bears are making pink hearts, putting on the arrows and sending out happy thoughts from the cloud kingdom to a cartoonized version of the United States of America, with a smiling face in its' center...
Dummi Bear 1: "Here goes a happy thought to a sad little boy in Texas."
Dummi Bear 2: "And here goes one to a lonely little girl in New York." [the arrows fly down to their respective targets on the country
Princess Dummi Bear: "Help! Help! Someone's stolen the magic list!!" [The grown-ups (except for Lou) gasp]
Dummi Bear 1: "Stolen? But-but without the list of sad little boys and girls, this'll become... The Land Without Smiles." [the movie's title appears over the now-frowning United States]
Lou: "Land without Brains is more like it!" [Stu shushes him]
Narrator: Is this the last hit on the Action League 'web' site? Find out in the Action-spewed conclusion of Action League Now!
Henry: now we're back with the show, and we'll continue the spewed conclusion 
June: So, Tommy? How big was Reptar?
Tommy: "I don't know. But there were a bunch of tiny grown-ups running around his feet."
Erica: Wow. I wanna see Reptar. But no! It’s too scary
Tommy: "Okay. Let's go find him."
Chuckie: "But he was on TV, Tommy, back at your house."
Tommy: "I saw his picture outside, Chuckie. I think he's here somewhere." [Tommy points to an exit door] "Maybe he's... this way!"
Betty anne bongo: maybe I’ll show you
Tommy, Phil and Lil walk towards the door. Chuckie hesitates and looks back at the grown-ups before leaving as well. They walk out into a hallway lobby.
Tommy: "Come on!"
Chuckie: "Maybe Reptar's in here."
Henry: we'll help you
June: so we’ll know where he is
The babies walk into another room that is showing a romantic movie. They block the screen.
Henry: a romantic movie?
June: Thats right, it’s a romantic movie night for our audience, and…
Man: Hey you! Down in front!
Henry: who was that, is that my mum telling them down in front?
June: no, it’s a man, he’s telling the babies to stop blocking the screen
They duck down just in time. The door opens.
Chuckie: "Aah! Monster! Run away!"
Betty anne bongo: it’s okay, there’s no monsters
They drop down below the seats and begin crawling on the floor. Chuckie runs off.
Tommy: "Phil, Lil! Up here!"
Phil and Lil climb up onto a ledge, which turns out to be an empty seat. It folds up on them and they get stuck. They squeeze their way out, but Tommy grabs a woman's leg in the process. She gasps and slaps the guy next to her in the face (thinking he did it). Chuckie is seen outside the theater.
Chuckie: "There you are."
Lil: "I hate kissing movies. Nothing ever happens."
Henry: so, that's how they didn’t block the movie
June: I hope they won’t block the screen ever again
(both laugh)
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlammers! Keep your hiner in the recliner. still to come... Race Rabbit, The sounds of MGMT. and when we return, more Action league now!. right here on "KaBlam!"
(Lou is eating popcorn. In a scene from the Dummi Bears film, little Shawna is lying sick on a hospital bed.)
Shawna: "Just get valentines to the other needy children, Squeaky Bear." [Didi hugs Stu] "It's too late for me." [she coughs]
Lou: [dryly] "It's too late for me, too."
Didi: "Shh!"
Chuckie: "Is this it, Tommy?"
Tough Guy: "Hey! You talkin' to me?"
Chuckie: [stuttering] "N-No, I was talking to Tommy. Let's try another one."
They walk to another projector window and hear loud roars. It's the Reptar film!
Chuckie: "Reptar?"
Tommy: "Reptar!" [Phil and Lil walk over]
All: [as they stare at the screen] "Wow!"
(In the movie, Reptar demolishes several buildings and fights a large flying pterodactyl monster.)
Phil: "Hey! Let me see!"
Lil: "Quit pushin'. I got here first!"
Phil: "You had your turn! Whoa!" [he falls backwards onto a rotating film platter]
Betty anne bongo: careful, you’ll break the projectors
Lil: "Hey! Let me try!" [she gets on the same film platter]
Tommy and Chuckie sit on another rotating platter. They are then seen standing up. Tommy grabs a filmstrip and runs around with it. Chuckie grabs another filmstrip and goes round and round on the platter with it. Phil and Lil, then Chuckie grab more film. The film gets tangled up and gets jammed in the projectors. One piece of film breaks, and only at this point does the projector guy notice the mess.
Projectionist: "Huh? Aaaahh!"
Chuckie: [realizing the film is filling the room] "I think we better go now, Tommy."
Tommy: "Yep." [they walk back down the stairs]
Erica: it looks like the film is about to end up making a blank screen. A warning though, don't try this at home, otherwise, the projectors will cause all films to break! so you enjoy race rabbit, 
Lou: "What a mess! Why in my day a youngster knew how to run a snack bar. And he'd walk 15 miles through the snow to get there too."
Larry: "Yeah right, old dude.
June: popcorn, orange and grape sodas, lids, napkins, cups, candy bars, ketchup, mustard, that’s a lot
Lou: "Well, hello there. Guess you little sprouts had enough of that brainless bear adventure too, ay? Well, I got us some snacks anyway. Come on now, get along little doggies." [film is coming down the stairs]
Betty anne bongo: this performance’s my favourite, not as the Dummi Bears movie catches in the projector and melts The Land Without Smiles at the climax, it’s time to take a commercial break because MGMT ready to perform!
Squeaky Bear (Doctor): "I know you're all wondering if Little Shawna is going to pull through. Oh well, looks like Little Shawna..." [the picture starts to roll up and down and the audio suddenly makes weird garbled sounds followed by the film burning and leaving a blank screen]
(The audience groans and mumbles and stands up. Lou continues to eat popcorn as the babies smile at each other.)
Well well well, We've actually got those guys performing for us, so everyone give it up for MGMT!
MGMT: So tired, soul searching
I followed the sounds to a cathedral
Imagine my surprise to find that
They were produce by Brian Eno
Past the gates, quite stark
The roses trimmed and the windows dark
I see the walls through a limestone crack
Not red, not blue, not yellow but black
And all the spaces left for you
If the sky was synthesized you'd probably know
He taught me many things
The wisdom of oblique stratagems
The prophet of a sapphire soul
Presented through creative freedoms
And everything I say is true
'Cause if I was telling lies it'd probably show
I can tell that he's kind of smiling
But what does he know?
We're always one step behind him
He's Brian Eno, Brian Eno
When I was stuck he'd make me memorize elaborate curses
Tinctures and formulas to ditch the chori and flip the verses
My whole foundation came unglued
When I tried to humanize by ambient light
Dipping swords in metaphors, yeah
But what does he know?
We're always one step behind him
He's Brian Eno, Brian Eno
He promised pretty worlds
And all the silence I could dream of
Brian Peter, George St. John
Le Baptiste De La Salle Eno
Well, all alone by the oldest stone
Where the shade trees grow
The creature by the water
Feature with a ghostly glow
Yeah, he's making sure that time's preserved well
We reap what we sow
We're always one step behind him
He's Brian Eno
Yeah, I can tell that he's doing well, yeah
But what does he know?
I'm always one step behind him
He's Brian Eno
Yeah, dipping swords in metaphors, yeah
But what does he know?
I'd like to see him plant a forest 'cause I don't know
Brian Eno
I can tell that he's kind of smiling
But what does he know?
I will always be a step behind him
He's Brian Eno
Yeah, he's making sure that time's preserved well
We reap what we sow
I'm always one step behind him
'Cause I don't know Brian Eno
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