Ticket Mania

This is about Two Items from tickets.
== A Roll of Tickets ==
* [Ticket Park. Snowball II the Polar Bear is at an Prize Booth]
* Snowball II: What can I get for 8,000 tickets?
* Clerk: You can have the cold blue lazer shotgun or an Easy Bake Oven.
* Snowball II: Hmmm...Hot food is tempting, but I just can't say no to Special Weapons and Tactics.
* Clerk: That Costs 1,000 tickets.
* Snowball II: What about the Easy Bake Oven?
* Clerk: 3,000 tickets.
* Snowball II: I'll buy both. I Should give the Easy Bake Oven for someone.
== Oven News ==
* [Meanwhile]
* Charlie Brown: [holding a leash on Snoopy] I'm sorry, Snoopy. I thought you were done.... [Snoopy speeds up] Woah! [stops into Ernie and Bert's parked car] Uhh, what are you doing out here?
* Ernie: Well...you know...unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. [The sign reads "free parking."] What's happening to your dog here?
* Charlie Brown: I don't know, but when he does that he usually finds food.
* Ernie: Food? Well, There's an Easy Bake Oven?
* Charlie Brown: Yeah.
* [At Charlie Brown's Home]
* Linus: [at the top of his voice] CHARLIE!!!
* Charlie Brown: What?
* Linus: TELL ELMO TO COME HOME!!!
* Charlie Brown: I think he's at Big Bird's!
* Elmo: Charlie! Did you buy that oven?
* Charlie Brown: No. I didn't buy it. A Polar Bear Did.
* Lil' Caesar: [Coming out of the Oven] Pizza Pizza!
* The Oven: I am a pizza oven! Let Lil' Caesar find his own way out of the deadly oven!
== The Chow Down ==
* Snowball II: I can cook a Feast. I can make pizza, popcorn, cookies and cake.
* Grover: That's right. Cookie Monster is very Hungry.
* Big Bird: How About a Question. What is zero divided by zero?
* Grover: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.
* Snowball II: Poor Blue Guy. Well, Its up to me!
* Big Bird: I agree with you!
* Grover: I bet he eats pizza.
* Snowball II: If Cookie Monster wants a Feast, we'll give him one.
* Grover: We Got Pizza Dough, Mozzarella Cheese, Pizza Sauce, Buttered Microwave Popcorn, Drinks, Eggs, Flour, Butter, Cookie Dough, Milk and Sugar.
* Snowball II: This should must fit with Cookie Monster.
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