Sons of Anarcrud

an adventure starring Dr. Crud III, Beans, and Tanager Goodfellow. 
Description: Dr. Crud III, Beans, and Tanager decide that when learning how to make tea, sometimes it works out best when you don't try too hard. 
Setting: Kihf Fasti
Characters: 
* Ida Smeaton
* Clark McGillicutty
* Tessa Safiosi
* Joey Strahovski
* Hans Fessenden
* Ted Kanin
* Luma Kanin
* Theo Cardaci
* Aung Martini
* Sumio Machek
* Rudolf Galpin
* Rajesh Pittaluga
Plot Summary: 
Dr. Crud III, Beans, and Tanager arrive in Kihf Fasti. They see Theo and Ted beating up the goblins Aung, Sumio, and Rudolf. To the bewilderment of Beans and Tanager, Dr. Crud III joins in. Beans casts darkness and Tanager shouts as if the police were coming, and they break up the fight to prevent anyone from being seriously injured. The goblins flee and the rest of the group discusses what just happened in the tea shop. Dr. Crud III is recognized by Theo, who knew him when they were kids. Forty years ago, the goblins led by Gitler tried to take over Loxodonia, killing Dr. Crud III's family (and Theo thought Kenny, which was his name back then, was killed, too). Tanager and Beans point out that the goblins they were beating up on weren't the same ones who killed Dr. Crud III's family. Theo acknowledges that yeah, he had been beating them up partially because he wanted to look good in the eyes of the Safiosi, defending their territory in Kihf Fasti, but admittedly the Safiosi did not hire Theo for this job. Theo and Ted are Panther Danders, a guild that is basically just a gang. The party is served tea by Clark, who Dr. Crud III recognizes from Missives From A Corpse. Also drinking tea are Sonia and Sylvan Fessenden. Tanager recognizes them from Pixie Problem. Dr. Crud III and Beans met their son, Hans, in One Year Later.... It turns out that the parents are concerned because Hans moved from Paraa to here in Kihf Fasti, and they are concerned that it's not a nice neighborhood. Sylvan paid a street urchin to steal his son's moleskin notebook where he writes poems to understand what his son was thinking. They are horrified to find a poem that seems to be written for Hans' unborn child. They hire the Firebreathing Kittens, despite how much Tanager hates them (they are the former employers of his bodyperson, Kuri Vandenpeereboom, and they didn't treat her well) to find out if Hans' child is really their lineage or not, so they know whether or not they should acknowledge the child as their heir. The adventurers misunderstand and think that Hans is missing, and set off to find him. They stumble across the Safiosi and into a delivery job to test them. Luma Kanin, Ted's mom, warns them away from the Safiosi because getting tangled up with them is bad news (See: a long history of deceased Panther Dander members). Beans inherently distrusts Luma, and when she offers to teach him some plant recognition so that they can survive off the land rather than working for the Safiosi, the party declines. (Luma makes her living collecting tea and selling it to the tea shop). The party asks Luma to take them to where she's seen Hans walking around the wilderness (wild because the goblins no longer live there after they were all killed during the goblin loxodon war forty years ago) and she does. Hans invites them to his baby shower. They go there and also invite Hans' parents, and tell Hans' parents that regardless of whose kid it is, if Hans acknowledges it as his child then it's their grandchild, the end. The Fessendens thank them for their investigative work and pay them for the job. Tanager doesn't really notice Clark kissing Ida, the pregnant woman at the baby shower. But it works out because it turns out they were a three person couple, a thruple. 
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