Episode 004: Cristela Alonzo & Maz Jobrani

== Description ==
In this episode, Maz Jobrani reveals how much he makes per episode on Superior Donuts, and Cristela Alonzo leads the audience in a sing along of one of her favorite songs. In What's the Difference, Cristela and Maz share their theories on the difference between eternal and everlasting, and prison and jail. Maz's claimed areas of expertise are: Iran, shaving one's head and bad accents. Cristela claims to know a lot about The Golden Girls, bad 1980s movies and 1980s Radio Hits. Who will triumph in this useless game of trivia? Find out!
== Rounds ==
=== What's The Difference? ===
Time and Punishment 
==== Eternal vs Everlasting ====
Cristela's Response: Eternal refers to time, everlasting refers to the quality 
Maz's Response: Eternal indicates "'til the very end", everlasting might run out 
Answer: Eternal is something that has always existed and will always exist, while everlasting has a starting point 
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 0 | Maz 0 
==== Prison vs Jail ====
Maz's Response: Jail is short term, prison is long term 
Cristela's Response: Jail is a holding cell where you can get out after fines/service, prison is the "big house" 
Answer: A jail has 2 main distinctions: run by a city/county and for incarceration before a trial or sentencing; a prison is run by state/federal and used for incarceration after a trial or sentencing 
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 0 | Maz 1 
=== Trivia ===
==== Cristela Alonzo ====
===== Topics =====
* The Golden Girls 
* Bad 1980s Movies 
* 1980s Radio Hits 
#	Question 	Response 	Answer 	Hint
1	What was the name of the retirement home that burned down? 	Shady Pines 	Shady Pines 	None Taken
2	On what network did The Golden Girls originally run? 	NBC 	NBC 	None Taken
3	In the series finale, one of the main characters gets married and moves to Florida, which one? 	Dorothy 	Dorothy 	None Taken
4	Which of the four principal actors did not win an Emmy for leading role? 	Estelle Getty 	Estelle Getty 	None Taken
5	Which one of the following was not a real St. Olaf event? The crowning of the princess pig, the festival of the dancing sturgis, the earmuff parade, the day of the wheat.	The earmuff parade	The earmuff parade	None Taken
===== Cluster Fact =====
Context: Successful sitcoms often spawn spin-offs, and Golden Girls was no exception. It was, however, a rare case where a spin-off spawned its own spin-off. 
#	Question 	Response 	Answer
1	What was one spin-off of the Golden Girls? 	Golden Palace	Golden Palace
2	What was one spin-off of the Golden Girls? 	Empty Nest 	Empty Nest
3	What was one spin-off of one of the Golden Girls spin-offs?	Nurses 	Nurses
Expert: Entertainment writer Jim Colucci 
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 8 | Maz 1
==== Maz Jabroni ====
===== Topics =====
* Iran 
* Shaving Your Head 
* Bad Accents 
#	Question 	Response 	Answer 	Hint
1	In 2017, Dick Van Dyke apologized for his atrocious cockney accent in what 1964 film? 	Mary Poppins 	Mary Poppins 	None Taken
2	Which movie featured Mickey Rooney as the lead character's allegedly Japanese neighbor Mr. Yunioshi? 	Breakfast at Tiffany's	Breakfast at Tiffany's 	None Taken
3	The second highest grossing movie of 1991 featured an American actor using this "English" accent [audio clip - stream 37:45 - 38:01] 	"something Wolves"
steal by Cristela: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves	Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves	"The actor is Kevin Costner"
4	[audio clip - stream 39:23 - 39:33] Who is this British actor? 	Michael Caine 	Michael Caine 	"The movie is Cider House Rules"
5	[audio clip - stream 40:08 - 40:19] In Con Air, Nicolas Cage plays Cameron Poe, whose accent is supposed to be from what southern state?	Tennessee 	Alabama 	None Taken
===== Cluster Fact =====
Context: According to the Irish news site The Daily Edge, these are the top 3 worst Irish accents to ever be in the movies. Name the actors who committed the offenses. All of the actors have been nominated for Oscars. 
#	Question 	Response 	Answer
1	[audio clip - stream 41:34 - 41:46]	Cameron Diaz	Tom Cruise
2	[audio clip - stream 42:07 - 42:19]	Sean Connery	Sean Connery
3	[audio clip - stream 42:34 - 42:47]	Cameron Diaz	Julia Roberts
Expert: Voice actor and dialect coach Eliza Jane Schneider 
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 9 | Maz 5 
=== Fast Facts ===
# 	Guest 	Question 	Response	Answer
1 	Cristela	The United States has a land border with only 2 countries 	True 	True
2 	Maz 	Pencil lead contains real lead 	False 	False
3 	Cristela	Spider-Man is owned by Archie Comics 	True 	False
4 	Maz 	Volkswagen made a car model called The Thing 	False 	True
5 	Cristela	Volkswagen made a car model called The California Tramper 	False 	True
6 	Maz 	Bambi is female 	True 	False
7 	Cristela	Crayola crayons is owned by Hallmark 	False 	True
8 	Maz 	A perfect game in bowling leads to a score of 500 	False 	False
9 	Cristela	Robert Redford was chairman of the Provo canyon sewer service district in Utah	True 	True
10	Maz 	Cats can get herpes 	True 	True
Point totals at the end of this round: Cristela 11 | Maz 8
Winner: Cristela Alonzo 
== Promotions ==
Where to find Cristela Alonzo: To Be Continued, CristelaAlonzo.com 
Where to find Jim Colucci: Golden Girls Forever 
Where to find Maz Jobrani: Monday nights at 9:00, Superior Donuts 
Where to find Eliza Jane Schneider: DialectMasterClass.com and The Woman of a Thousand Voices
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