The Wrath of God & Sound Insurance Planning

The Wrath of God & Sound Insurance Planning is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
OK, imagine that you're an Egyptian citizen living during the time of Moses.
===Question===
If you wanted protection against the 10 plagues of Egypt, which form of insurance would be UNNECESSARY?
===Choices===
1. catastrophic flood insurance
2. insurance against death of firstborn
3. comprehensive gnat coverage 
4. coverage for hail damage to property
===Choice Quotes===
1. "You got it, a flood was not one of the plagues."
2. "Uh, no. I'm sorry, that was a plague. In fact, that was like… the really… major plague."
3. "And with your net coverage policy, you'll get a free calendar."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Hey, I guess after the whole 'Noah's Ark' deal God didn't wanna be redundant."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Eh- Egypt got hit with some pretty nasty-ass plagues, but- uh, flood was not one of them. I guess after the whole 'Noah's Ark' deal God didn't wanna be redundant."
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