Gossip Folks

Gossip Folks/Funky Fresh Dressed by Missy Elliott feat. Ms. Jade and Ludacris is a song featured in The Word of Mouth, the third episode of Season Three. It is sung by the students of James A. Masters High School. Although the song is not a mash-up, it is designed similarly to Missy Elliott's 2003 video that features "Funky Fresh Dressed" during the refrain of "Gossip Folks."
==Lyrics==
Matt:
Yo, yo, yo, move out of the way
We got Sena Demir coming through
Chloe:
Girl, that is Sena, she lost a lot of weight
Girl, I heard she eats one cracker a day
Valentina:
Oh well, I heard the girl had sex with Vik and started fucking with a teacher
Tate:
Well, I heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey 
I can't stand the bitch no way
Sena:
When I walk up in the piece, I ain't gotta even speak.
I'm a bad mama jama, oh damn, y'all people ain't gotta like me
I ain't studyin' these hoes, need to talk what you know
Stop talking about who I'm sticking and licking
Just mad it ain't yours
I know ya'll poor, ya'll broke
Ya'll job just hanging up clothes
Step to me, get burnt like toast
Motherfuckers, adios, amigos
Halves, halves, wholes, wholes
I don't brag, I mostly boast
From ATL to the LA coast 
Iffy kiffy izzy oh
Luke:
Millze cillzan sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch!
Alyssa:
Hilzzoo?
Luke:
My gizzirl!
Alyssa:
Brillzing her izzin!
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee!
Iesha:
When I pull up in my whip, bitches wanna talk shit
I'm driving, I'm glad, and I'm styling
Iesha (Angelika, Brianna, and Chloe):
Ya'll keep talking about ("There she is.")
Iesha:
I'm gripping these curbs, skuur, did ya heard? 
I love 'em, my feathers, my furs, I fly like a bird
Chicken heads on the prowl, who you trying get now?
No you ain't getting loud
Better calm down for I smack yo' ass down!
I need my drums bass high, has to be my snare, strings, horns
And I need my Tim sound, right, left
Izzy kizzy looky here
Luke:
Millze cillzan sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch!
Alyssa:
Hilzzoo?
Luke:
My gizzirl!
Alyssa:
Brillzing her izzin!
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee!
The Glamouflage and The Red Hot Cheer Peppers:
Ahhhhh
Brianna with The Red Hot Cheer Peppers:
Sucka MC know I'm stupid fresh
Get 10 percent dis, knock the hair off ya chest
Couple bottles of Hypnotiq just to wet down my tongue
And say whip-whip-whack, whatcha playin' me, huh?
Chloe with The Red Hot Cheer Peppers:
Me and Bri-Bri ballin' up the avenue
Funky fresh dressed to impress, we mackin' dudes
Music biz only reason I ain't jackin' fools
You know bullshit walkin', stackin' rules
Brianna (Chloe):
People keep brawlin the streets is callin'
Drink till I'm nice and (ah ah ah on and)
Chloe:
I'm bad luck, ya'll mad cause ya'll suck
Please do not try to mess with this young buck
Brianna:
Please don't make us tell you how much you suck
Sissy!
Funky fresh dressed to impressed, ready to party
Matt with Angelika, Claudia, and Alyssa:
Once upon a time in College Park
Where they live life fast and they scared of dark
There was a little dude by the name of Matt
Nobody paid him any mind, no one gave a shit
Knowing he could rap
No one lifted a hand
So he went about his business and devised a plan
Made a CD and then he hit the block
50 thousand sold, seven dollars a pop
Hold the phone, three years later
Stepped out the swamp
With ten and a half gators
All around the world on the microphone
Leaving the booth smelling like Burberry cologne
Still riding chrome
Got bitches in the kitchen
Never home alone and he's on the grind
Please let me know if he's on your mind
And respect you'll give me
Ludacris I live loud just like Timmy
Fuck, have to clear these rumors
I got a headache and it's not a tumor
Get up on my lap and get my head sucked tight
Sprayed so I never let the bed bugs bite
Hard to the core, core to the rotten
Drop down turn around, pick a bail of cotton (ya)
Luke:
Millze cillzan sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch!
Alyssa:
Hilzzoo?
Luke:
My gizzirl!
Alyssa:
Brillzing her izzin!
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Luke:
Izzo kizzay!
Alyssa:
Izzall rizzight
Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee!
Luke:
Millze cillzan sillzome plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch!
Alyssa:
Hilzzoo?
Luke:
My gizzirl!
Alyssa:
Brillzing her izzin!
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