Gelman creates a custom Eric Cartman error

== Cast ==
Gelman-Joey
Eric Cartman-Eric
Gelman's dad-Simon
== Transcript ==
In Gelman's room, Eric Cartman came with a USB.
Gelman: Cartman, what are you doing here in my room?
Cartman: Hey Gelman, do you like Eric Cartman errors?
Gelman: Nope. Why?
Cartman: I've got this software on my flash drive that lets you make custom Eric Cartman errors. I'll give it to you for $17. Does that sound good?
Gelman: I could get revenge on dad for grounding me so much and give his laptop a Cartman error! They'd be so funny! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sure Cartman, it's a deal!
Gelman gives Cartman $17, then Cartman gives Gelman the USB. Then Cartman left.
Cartman: Thank you Gelman! Enjoy giving other people custom Eric Cartman errors!
So Gelman plugs the USB into his laptop, and he went into the custom Eric Cartman error software.
Gelman: Okay, what character should I choose for this custom Eric Cartman error? Using Cartman seems very cliche. Maybe I can use my girlfriend Sue Bob.
On Gelman's computer screen, Gelman types Sue Bob into the box Character box.
Gelman: With chances, I'll choose 7.
Gelman enters 7 in the chances box.
Gelman: With the background colour, I'll choose black.
Gelman enters black in the background colour box.
Gelman: With code length, I'll choose 20 letters.
Gelman enters 20 letters in the code length box.
Gelman: This will be so fun to put on dad's laptop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gelman had done coding, then he unplugs the USB from his computer and took it to his dad's room. Then he came to his dad's laptop.
Gelman: Okay, put it on his computer. Now time to go hide!
Gelman puts the custom Eric Cartman error on his dad's computer. Next, he took the USB back to his room. Then Gelman's dad entered his room, he turned on his computer, and got the custom Eric Cartman error.
Sue Bob: Hi, welcome to the custom Eric Cartman error. You have 7 tries or else all of your files will be deleted.
Gelman's dad: Hey, this isn't an Eric Cartman error! Where is Cartman! This is a Sue Bob error!
Sue Bob: Yes it is! It was created by the It was created by the custom Eric Cartman error software! So it is a Eric Cartman error! You have to guess the 20 letter code within 7 tries. If you run out of tries, say goodbye to all of the files on your computer.
Gelman's dad: What makes you think I could solve this? 20 letters sounds like an incredibly long word! Please don't do this!
Sue Bob: Solve it or else say goodbye to all of the files on your computer! You don't have a choice!
Gelman's dad: I really can't think of any words that have 20 letters in them. I'll try I guess.
After Gelman's dad looked up some words that have 20 letters.
Gelman's dad: Okay, first attempt at a word that has 20 letters, crystalloluminescent.
Sue Bob: Sorry, that wrong. 6 more chances.
Gelman's dad: Overapprehensiveness.
Sue Bob: Wrong! 5 more chances!
Gelman's dad: Spectrophotometrical.
Sue Bob: Wrong! 4 more chances!
Gelman's dad: Lymphoscintigraphist.
Sue Bob: Nope! 3 more chances.
Gelman's dad: Magnetohydrodynamics.
Sue Bob: Wrong! You're almost out of chances! Only 2 more remaining!
Gelman's dad: Electrophysiologists.
Sue Bob: Wrong! Last chance! You'd better get it right this time!
Gelman's dad: Hypersynchronousness.
Sue Bob: That's does it! Say goodbye to this computer!
All of the files, including the system files got deleted on Gelman's dad's computer. Gelman's dad cried.
Gelman's dad: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Then Gelman came into his dad's room, laughing.
Gelman: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! How do you like that custom Eric Cartman error?! I bought the software from Eric Cartman for $17!
Gelman's dad: Oooooooooooooo! Leo, how could you do such a thing?! You are grounded for 5 days! Go to your room now! And I'm going to sell all of your South Park and Family Guy DVDs!
Gelman went back to his room, crying.
Gelman: Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!
Category:Gelman's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff