Acin' Procrastination

This is the eleventh episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Ace is typing away at his laptop)
Ace: I love writing for POOP!: The Show. This spin-off will be so great! It’s gonna have nine seasons, and a movie, and, and…
(Cut to the spin-off’s page where it appears to be cancelled after the first episode released)
Ace: Don’t worry guys, I have a better idea. It’s called… SpongeBob Survivor! It’s gonna have twelve seasons and a couple miniseries, and I’m gonna get everyone on board!
Infinity: Sure, why not?
Liz: We all know how this is gonna go. The show’s gonna get cancelled after only a few episodes.
Ace: Pfft, that won’t happen.
(2 days later…)
(The SpongeBob Survivor page is shown with a cancelled template after only two episodes)
Ace: Well at least it made it past just one episode.
Liz: Big whoop. Have you ever made a show with a second season?
Ace: No?
Liz: Pathetic.
Travis: Pathetic indeed.
Liz: (screams) Where the fuck did you come from?
Travis: I see we’re talking about spin-offs. My spin-off is so successful that it’s getting its OWN spin-offs.
Liz: Yeah, I work on that show.
Travis: Socialism is key, I tell ya.
Liz: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don’t you have a job?
Travis: I have the day off.
Liz: Why?
Travis: That’s classified. (he leaves)
Ace: So uhh… what do you do to not get your spin-offs canceled after just a few episodes?
Liz: Motivation.
Ace: And how do you get that?
Liz: You just do.
Ace: Hey, you run Fancyland. How do you get motivation?
Liz: Well... 
(Cut to a flashback where Liz is singing some Post Malone song in the shower. Renaud is watching her shower.)
Renaud: Ooh, another one! C’mere, you little kiddie.
Liz: I’m turning 18 in October, Renaud! Don’t even bother.
Renaud: Damn it, she got me there.
(They both hear a loud knock on the bathroom door)
Police officer: FBI OPEN UP!
Liz: Heh, little does he know I locked the door.
(Renaud panics, and jumps out the bathroom window)
(End of flashback)
Ace: I must say that’s a long ass flashback. So you get your motivation from Renaud predating on you?
Liz: What? No. That was just a one-time thing.
Dan: Not gonna lie I wanna see Lola showering.
Vanessa: He’s evolving, just backwards.
Ace: Then do you just get motivation from taking showers?
Liz: A bit. And a bit of other things. Sometimes I just get motivation for no reason. In fact, I bet the writer of this episode has written most of this episode in one day.
Ace: We’ll see about that. So does motivation just come randomly?
Liz: For me it does. That’s why I sometimes set DEADLINES!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Dan: @everyone DEADLINE! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Liz: Damn it Dan, you pinged everyone again.
Dan: Sorry, just a habit.
Elli: I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!
Dan: I love you Elli.
(Elli leaves)
Ace: This place is wack.
Liz: Yeah, it’s how things go around here.
Grizz: I failed my English test today. Damn the teacher is so fucking hot.
Ace: Uhh…
Aidan: Who wants to see my Fortnite porn stash?
Ace: Not me.
Aidan: Here you go. Here’s one of the default Fortnite guy doing it with Superman.
Ace: Gross. Y’know, all I asked for is for some advice on making a successful spin-off.
Liz: My advice is to not hire anyone, period.
Ace: How’s that gonna help?
Liz: Trust me, I’ve been on so many spin-offs with multiple people that eventually just crash and fall that it’s just better to do it on your own. Don’t rely on others.
Ace: I guess that could work. Well uh, bye, guys. (leaves, slightly timid)
Liz: This place is literal hell.
(Aidan has devil horns, a devil tail, and is burning up)
Aidan: Yeah.
(Someone unknown falls from the sky in a holy fashion)
FluentInEatingAss: Who wants some fresh ass?
Prim: MEMEMEMEMEMEME
Liz: At least he’s finally off that Garfield diet.
Prim: Oh I still love Garfield more than anything, what you talking about? (he grabs a plate of ass from FIEA and eats it up in one bite, including the plate) Okay maybe that’s a bit of a lie.
(Cut to Ace back in his bedroom, slowly typing on his laptop)
Ace: Ugh, I can’t get the motivation that I need. Can’t some miracle just happen?
(God pops up out of nowhere)
God: No.
(God disappears)
Ace: Well that answers that question.
(Just then, a big lightbulb crashes down onto Ace’s head)
Ace: I got it! I’ll start all over with a brand-new spin-off. I’ll call it… Kelpy Bottom!
(He starts typing a blog post and posts it on SBFW)
Ace: Time to work on that episode!
(2 days later…)
(Ace is currently eating potato chips)
Ian: Oy mate can I have some of those crispy munchy munchity-
Ace: (tosses the bag to Ian) Take the whole bag, why don’t ya?
Ian: SCORE! (he runs off, eating some of the chips)
Ace: Now, where was I? (he respawns in Minecraft and continues playing)
(One week later…)
(Ace has a fake gray beard on, and takes it off)
Ace: (gasps) I forgot about Kelpy Bottom!
(He quickly switches tabs to where the episode doc is, and starts typing)
(Cut to Ace having a conversation with other SBFW users)
Ace: Hey guys, check out my new spin-off!
Liz: Aight, I’ll bite.
(5 minutes later…)
Liz: Did you… did you really just type in gibberish for half the script?
Ace: You see, that gibberish is Japanese for ksldfjsdlkfdjslkfsjdsflkj.
Liz: Yeah that didn’t help at all.
Ace: Shit.
Peter Griffin: YES! FINALLY!
Ace: wut
(end)
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