Tubby Toast

:Are you looking for REAL Toast? This article is better though. Also there's a ripoff called Tub Toast. If You are looking for a safer, harmless version, go Here.
Tubby Toast or Tubbie Toast is a type of breakfast food that the Teletubbies eat. It can turn humans into Teletubbies if consumed. The Magic Windmill, Laa-Laa, and Toaster have the ability to turn people and objects into Tubby Toast. They are found in fields around Teletubby Land, and they are very dangerous.
Aside from being food, Tubby Toast can also be used as a weapon. If it is thrown, it turns into the equivalent of a throwing-star. How's THAT for Tubby power? Tubby Toast can also be used to hypnotize people. Although this technique does not always work, the Teletubbies are still trying to use it on Bob the Builder. Tubby Toast can yell at people, but it rarely ever does this.
If one happens to come across a field of Tubby Toast, they must proceed with extreme caution. They can be used as mines to guard Teletubby fortresses nearby.
Butter has strange effects to Tubby Toast, often making it scream uncontrollably.
It is the only "real" food, other than Tubby Custard, that Thumper likes. This was banned in many other countries. Don't eat if it's rotten either. It's VERY dangerous, because if you eat it rotten, you will bulge and distort and hallucinate ETC.
Pop Fizz literally hates this food, he prefers Harmless Tubby Custard than this deadly food thing.
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