Halo: Outta Reach

Halo: Outta Reach is a critically acclaimed video shame made by Sonic Team for the Nintendo Wii in 2010, because Bungie was too lazy to develop a new Halo same on their own. 
== Story ==
The story follows a team of protagonists, known as "Doorknob Team".
=== Members of Doorknob Team ===
* Doorknob 6 (The Player Character)
* Thomas the Tank Engine
* Captain 0
* Po
* Some guy with a hat
* Giant Poop Koopa
=== Plot ===
The shame starts out with an intro cutscene to explain the members of Doorknob Team. Giant Poop Koopa is the leader of the team, Thomas the Train is the heavy weapons guy, Po is the insane knife guy, Captain 0 is the pro at driving war-t-hogs, Guy With a Hat, whose actual name is Hatso, is a sniper. Finally, Doorknob 6 doesn't talk, and is completely silent. DT (short for Doorknob Team) goes to investigate a farm because farms are cool, and take a truck. When they get to the farm, they find out that Uglies are invading because they can. Then they go to some science place for no reason, because science is cool or something. Then, they find the TRUE mommy of Master Chief. They then do some things that are irrelevant to the plot, like shooting. Then, DT decides to visit the beach, not expecting uglies to be there. Po and Doorknob 6 get in a spacefighter, and Thomas makes a bomb. After shutting off a space corvette, they send it flying to a weird looking ugly ship that is huge. Thomas gets caught up in the bomb, and returns to Thomas Land. Doorknob 6 then lands back on Reach, and is in a city, called "Big City". They do some weird stuff, and then get in a really cool helicopter. DT lands on a building, and Captain 0 leaves to go home because he got bored. The helicopter then goes to Science Lab, where DT have to get Master Chief's developing mommy, Cortana, to the spaceship that is going to take off. Suddenly, there is a robot, but Giant Poop Koopa destroys it with a dropship, and causes time travel shenanigans. Doorknob 6, Po, and Hatso get Master Chief's Mommy to the spaceship, where Hatso leaves in a dropship, and Po returns to Teletubby Land. There is a short cutscene showing Master Chief in bed, because he is sleeping. Suddenly, Doorknob 6 is fighting for their life, as uglies start to kill them. Doorknob 6 goes to hide in a cave, the end. There is also another movie where ship and masta cheef and mommy see halo but cheef asleep and nap, and uglies come.
== Music ==
The music is most of the time VERY EPIC, like Halo 2. There is even a song that sounds like Doom! This shame's OST is very lovely, and you should take a listen some time. Once, the dumb man who wrote the story and dialogue for Halo 5ever suggested that the horrible Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix be the only song in the game. It's a good thing that the choice of that one wasn't made. 
== Second Campaign ==
There is a second campaign, offered as DLC. In this second campaign that is a prequel to the main campaign, the player plays as Giant Poop Koopa, wholeads a DT without Doorknob 6.
=== Plot ===
The year is 25XX. The Scary Robots Gang, led by the evil Freddy Fazbear along with Alt 2.0, are wreaking havoc on the citizens of Earth. Doorknob Team is sent in via drop pods to deal with the issue.
=== Facts ===
Campaign 2 is the first appearance of Alt 2.0's Koopa Clown.
== Reception ==
===Biased Ratings===
==== Main Game ====
This is the best shame ever!!! The story and shameplay are sheer perfection!!! 10/10!!!
==== DLC ====
This DLC Campaign is a very epic story!!! Seeing Doorknob Team without Doorknob 6 is very epic. 10/10
===ISN===
==== Main Game ====
This shame is a pretty good prequel to the terrible shame, Halo: Combat Devolved. The shameplay is pretty good, and the story is ok. 7.5/10.
==== DLC ====
Honestly, pretty good. Gives some lore to why some computer who can float has a Koopa Clown. 4.5/10.
== Ratings ==
This is how companies rated this shame
===ESRB===
==== FTTFTT ====
"Timmy Turner was scared of the helicopter level, and his parents sued."
===UnRatings===
==== 13 ====
Honestly, this game is kinda violent, with blood and violence. There are also swears, but nothing worse that "hell".
===Squadala Ratings===
==== 9+ ====
So much blood! So much violence! So much swearing! OH MY!!!
===PEGI===
==== 16 ====
Plenty of blood from those "Covenant Uglies", as Po refers to the aliens in game. Also, lots of use of the word "hell".
== Weapons ==
* AK-47
* Bombs
* Magnum
* Sniper Rifle
* Rocket Launcher
* SPARTAN LASER!!!!1!!111!!
* Sword Of Epic
=== Weapons only in DLC ===
* Koopa Clown
* BEEG HAMMAH
* Silenced SMG
== Trivia ==
poop pee fart haha funny stinky puke vomit barf hehe haha i am laffing u just peed ur pants!!!!1!!1!!1!111!
Doorknob 6's real name is ███████████████.
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