Milo and Papaya Party (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Peach: "Milo! Papaya! What do you plan on doing?"
Milo: "I don't know."
Papaya: "We didn't get to meet a lot of friends not from our family aside from Paul and Pamela."
Milo: "Maybe we should not have finished college at 7 years old."
Papaya: "At least everyone knows how smart we are. And we got perfect at every subject. It's just your common sense is inferior to mine. Today I still question why we happened to be smart enough to get 100s in every report card."
Milo: "How do we attract friends? Party so that we can get someone from every grade in New Donk High to enjoy the things we do everyday?"
Papaya: "Oh, Milo, you are as smart as usual. Great job for coming up with that idea. We are going to put it into action!"
Milo: "But what party?"
Papaya: "You may never know."
Milo: "We can't be sitting ducks all day, Papaya!"
Papaya: "I want to improve your mind."
Peach: "Hey! I know what you're talking about! Mario used to organize parties he called Mario Parties!"
Milo: "Oh! Those ones!"
Papaya: "But we are going to change some rules."
Peach: "What are they?"
Papaya: "There is no turn order. Everyone can hit the die at the same time."
Mario: "Mama mia!"
Milo: "I can't blame Dad. You know those memes where someone says-"
Papaya: "For the sake of kids who may be stalking us, please don't say the whole thing."
Milo: "Well too late, I kinda explained the joke."
Papaya: "How many players?"
Milo: "Those consoles restricted the Mario Parties to 4, but now let's make sure there are EIGHT players per game! It won't be tedious anymore as everyone hits the block at any time. No waiting for the other. A full play will not seem long anymore."
Papaya: "Great idea!"
Milo: "Mark! Wanna join?"
Mark: "No. The 8 of you can play."
Milo: "What-"
Papaya: "Remember? We are taking our little siblings too."
Milo: "Oh!"
Martin: "Really?"
Pomegranate: "Where are Lana-"
Lana and Dahlia: "And Dahlia? We're here!"
Paul: "I and Pamela are here to party too."
Papaya: "Let's broadcast this on Mushroom TV!"
Mushroom TV
Milo: "Welcome to the Milo and Papaya Party! It may be cheating that we are competing in our own game despite hosting, but we do not have plot armor."
Papaya: "And Dad competes in Mario Parties, even though they are named after him!"
Milo: "The program will start in 2 hours, so Mushroom TV will continue to air our favorite shows. But just remember, in these 2 hours, if you wanna have a seat, you gotta get there fast and a ticket will be as expensive as a normal ticket and you will get comfy enough to see our party."
2 Hours Later...
Papaya: she eats papayas
Pomegranate: she eats pomegranates
Papaya: "Papayas are better than pomegranates."
Pomegranate: "No, pomegranates are better. Papayas have no taste, but I guess they are your favorite food because they are your namesake."
Papaya: “And they are my namesake because mashed papayas were my favorite food when I was a baby.”
Pomegranate: “Mashed pomegranates were mine. And you slice them as many times as you can to get a higher score in the Fruit Slicer game.”
Papaya: “Whatever, let’s just start the game.”
Pomegranate: “8 dice!”
Papaya: "Which board?"
Audience: "We want you to go to Mario's Rainbow Castle."
Papaya: "To the shrinking machine!"
The 8 go to the shrinking machine and Mark adjusts the camera to the 8
The 8 hit their respective dice
Milo lands on the Mushroom, Papaya lands on the Happening Space, and everyone else lands on blue spaces
Milo: "Let's a go." he hits the box and gets the Red Mushroom "Perfect!" he hits another die and gets a 10 "Wow! 2 tens in a row! Or should I say twenty?" he takes the right path after moving 4 spaces
Pomegranate: "Milo should lose the minigame."
Papaya: "He might run into Bowser. Great job me for making the tower turn."
Milo gets Teetering Towers
Milo: he jumps on each platform and completes Teetering Towers and gets 10 coins after completing the stage "Hooray!"
Robotic Narrator: "You don't like the tedious process of seeing where they go on the board, so let's just show what happened in each of the minigames."
Minigame 1: Skateboard Scamper
Papaya: she skateboards and jumps over Thwomps "Take that, everyone!"
The other 6 fell down
Milo: "Right ahead of you, sis! Skateboard harder."
Papaya: "Are you sure you're as careful as me? I may be slow, but slow but steady wins the race. I may be the Koopa, but you're the Broodal."
Milo: "The Broodal took a nap! But I ain't taking any-" he got hit by the Thwomp lane and Papaya jumped over that Thwomp lane and falls down "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"
Papaya: "I win!"
Minigame 2: Piranha Pursuit
Papaya: "That's not fair! I'm the only one versus the seven of you with that cloud!"
The Piranha Plant follows Papaya as she skateboards through every obstacle and very quickly
Milo, Lana, Dahlia, Paul, Pamela, Martin, and Pomegranate ground pound the cloud
The piranha hits the gate as Papaya reaches the end
Milo: "Oh, crud."
Minigame 3: Desert Dash
Papaya and Martin easily win this minigame by being super speedy at this
Minigame 4: Handcar Havoc
Milo and Dahlia win this minigame due to being consistently fast and keeping their balance
Minigame 5: Bumper Balls
Papaya wins this minigame
14 Minigames Later...
Papaya: "Looks like it's the last game. Since I have more stars than you, and also more coins than the second placer, I'm not even gonna try, because if he wins this minigame, he gets a star, but who cares? More coins wins."
Everyone knocked out each other in this Bumper Ball Minigame, and Milo knocked out Papaya
Papaya: "I don't even care about this one. You're still second place."
Milo: "How did you-"
Milo wins this minigame!
Bonus Stars
Toad: "Surprisingly, this one was close! The Happening Star goes to... Dahlia."
Dahlia: "Woohoo! Even though I'm losing this one easily, being 4 stars short of everyone else, despite being 3rd place!"
Toad: "Next, the Coin Star! Congrats, Dahlia, you win this one too."
Dahlia: she jumps for joy
Toad: "And Milo wins the Mini-Game Star."
Milo: "Haha! I got 6 stars! We're tied, Papaya."
Toad: "Not exactly. The tiebreaker? The coin totals. And the superstar is..."
Papaya: she sleeps
Toad: "Papaya!"
Papaya: "I knew it!"
Milo: "Wait, why?"
Toad: "You were one coin short, Milo."
Papaya: "That's coin power to ya! Booyah!"
Milo: "Well, congratulations, sister. I think your intelligence has made you become the superstar."
Everyone: "All hail Princess Papaya!"
The End!
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