Smurfs on the Beach

Smurfs on the Beach is the sixth episode of Six on the Beach. The episode is a crossover with the 2018 series SpongeBob and The Smurfs and was guest-written by . It also released on April 1, 2021 (not that that's relevant to anything).
== Synopsis ==
All of the smurfs visit the holiday park.
== Transcript ==
Open with the main cast (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Pearl) standing around in Mr. Krabs' RV
Mr. Krabs: We have visitors today.
Squidward: Oh woopee! I love visitors.
SpongeBob: Visitors are tight, babes.
Sandy: I'll say.
Pearl: But who are these visitors you speak of?
Mr. Krabs: Them.
Pan over to reveal all of the smurfs standing next to everyone
SpongeBob: HOLY CARP SMURFS ABAHSVDJDJDJDHDJDHDHDHDH
Papa Smurf: Hello, yes, I am a smurf. How do you do?
Squidward: Very bad actually, I've had a headache all day. 
Papa Smurf: Do you want to borrow some of my medication?
Squidward: Really? You'd do that for me?
Papa Smurf: Of course! After all, we're best friends now.
Pearl: I love the smurfs.
Babe Smurf: I love the smurfs too, babe. Especially Poggers Smurf.
Poggers Smurf: send help we're being held hostage and forced to do this stupid april fools special i haven't ate in weeks 
Mr. Krabs: Agagagagagag! Classic poggers smurf! You do make me laugh.
Everyone laffs
Patrick: I can't think of anyone in the world who doesn't like the smurfs!
Cut to the evil wizard Gargamel sulking by the road
Gargamel: I am the only person in the world who doesn't like the smurfs.
Plankton: Wait, did you say… "the smurfs"?
Gargamel: What's it to you?
Plankton: I do not like the smurfs, I do not like them, Gargamel-I-am.
Gargamel: Wait, you hate the smurfs too?
Plankton: Duh, babe.
Gargamel: But they're always so happy all the time! How come you despise them so much?
Plankton: My wife cheated on me with one.
Gargamel: Same.
Plankton: Huh.
Gargamel: Yeah.
Plankton: Wait… wig! We both hate the smurfs! Do you know what this means?!
Gargamel: That we're both losers without any social life?
Plankton: No!
Gargamel: That we're anticipating the second coming of Christ?
Plankton: No!
Gargamel: That we're not allowed to bitter our toast anymore!
Plankton: NO! YOU KEEP ANSWERING THE QUESTION WRONG! GOD, YOU'RE STUPID!
Gargamel: Well what does it mean then?
Plankton: It means we should team up and destroy those wretched fools once and for all! Ugh, do I need to spell out everything for you?!!!!
Gargamel: Destroy the smurfs, eh? But that's impossible! I've tried to destroy the smurfs countless times to no avail! They won't even let me in to do a poo!
Plankton: Take a chill pill sister! Destroying the smurfs will be a piece of cake with my help!
Gargamel: You mean it?
Plankton: Yeah! Just think, the evil wizard Gargamel and Plankton from SpongeBob! We'll be a right old pair!
Gargamel: Then it's a deal!
Cut to the RV for the second time
Pearl: We are eating pizza.
Mr. Krabs: Not just any pizza, me darling daughter! We're eating pineapple pizza!
Cool Smurf: Yo that's sick bro!
Poggers Smurf: life is meaningless 
Mr. Krabs: Would you like to try some pineapple pizza?
Poggers Smurf: no i am allergic to pizza
Mr. Krabs: Come on, it'll be fine!
Poggers Smurf: sigh, okay
Poggers Smurf eats some pizza
Poggers Smurf: Wow! This pizza is so amazing that it cured me of my depression and existentialism!
All: Hooray!
The evil wizard Gargamel and Plankton from SpongeBob suddenly break in through the window
Mr. Krabs: oh no you broke the window 
Poggers Smurf: and now im sad again
SpongeBob: XKFTDIKFXDITURS8TD8TDD8T GARGAMEL CTIFITITXURDIDTITXIDTXUR ABD PLANKTOK TOO DIDUEHSHEIEU
Gargamel: That's right babes! 
Papa Smurf: This is bad! This is really bad!
Plankton: Muhahahahaha! Hand over the smurfs or else!
Sandy: NEVER!
Mr. Krabs: IT'S MORPHINE TIME!
Papa Smurf: MASKADON!
SpongeBob: PTERODACTYL!
Babe Smurf: TYRANNOSAURUS!
Squidward: CHARIZARD!
[Note from Vanilla: Sorry I don't know any other dinosaur name, if you could comment below some ideas for me to add to the episode that would be great thanks babes]
The characters transform into super wicked power rangers from the show Power Rangers
Papa Smurf: POWER RANGERS READY FOR ACTION!
Gargamel: Oh no. Not the power rangers! I am shaking right now! What are you going to do?!!!
Papa Smurf: KICK YOUR BUTT!
The power rangers kick Gargamel's butts
Gargamel: Ow! That hurt!
Plankton: Okay, okay! We've learned our lesson! Please just don't kick our butts ever again! They're very fragile!
SpongeBob: Okay!
Gargamel: I promise never to try to destroy the smurfs ever again!
Babe Smurf: Woopee.
Gargamel: There's just one condition.
Papa Smurf: Huh?
Gargamel: Could I please do a poo?!
Papa Smurf: No.
Gargamel: But I've been holding it in for three goddamn years!
Papa Smurf: No means no.
Gargamel: Aw.
Papa Smurf: We did it everyone! We saved the smurfs!
All: Hooray!
Plankton: okay what now
Cut to everyone having a dance party to my favourite band Maroon 5
THE END
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