Mario Story: Fruit Shake/Script

This page details every line of dialogue and story event from Mario Story: Fruit Shake.
==OPENING STORY==
“Often times, we are a lone seed, cycling with the elements around us. For some, the seed wilts away, overtaken by decay. Others, meanwhile…they absorb the fallen seeds around them, filter it along with the rain above, and grow upon the earth before rocketing towards the skies as mighty trees. This is an endless cycle of beginnings and endings, the very fruit of existence itself.
No trees demonstrate this more than the six Great Fruit Trees, located here in the peaceful Frutta Archipelago. Apelkor, Citridus, Manni, Elonaire, Blulala, Gilberto - for three millennia, the six guardians have maintained this cycle of growth and decay, as well as serve the symbol for the earth’s connection to the ocean and sky. For that, the People are grateful.
And yet, I fear the balance is set to be broken. A fearsome air fleet yet approaches, with no regard for these cycles. If nothing is done, the Mushroom World- it will fall into a state of decline, from which it will never recover. What is to be done?
Unless the conflict was evened out equally. Strangers from a foreign soil, pilots flying an unknown sky, or sailors braving an uncharted sea- they would set everything back on track.
Not least of all is the boomerang in the branch- the legendary man in the red hat and his friends. Their arrival is imminent…”
==PROLOGUE- Weathering Falls==
===Bowser’s Castle Entrance===
Everything seems hunky-dorey outside Bowser’s Castle one fine day. Suddenly..
KABOOM! The castle explodes from inside!
BOWSER: (roar) SEIZE THE PRINCESS! Anyone comes back without her, they’re heading back to Koopa School!
LUIGI: ...LET’S GET OUT OF HERE, BRO! I’D RATHER FACE ANOTHER BOO THAN THESE GUYS!
MARIO: (audio) Uh oh.
Mario and Luigi are running for their lives outside the castle gate, with Mario carrying the Princess.
PRINCESS PEACH: They’re gaining on us!
Several Goombas and Koopas run out of the castle, along with Boom Boom and Pom Pom.
BOOM BOOM: You slackers better not let Peach get away! I HATE school! And books! And erasers!
POM POM: Oy, Boom Boom! Don’t blow your fuse so fast! Look- this wicket’ll be over before afternoon tea!
Up above, several Bowser Airships arrive, flying towards the Bros and Peach at max speed.
BOOM BOOM: Bah, I’m more of a slams-on kind of minion! GUYS, INITIATE PLAN S!
Some Koopas pick up the two mini-bosses.
PEACH: Mario, look! What’s that brute and Pom Pom trying?
Mario looks behind him. At that moment, he trips, dropping Peach.
MARIO: Mamma-mia!
PEACH: Ouch!
LUIGI: Bro! Princess! What do we DO?!
POM POM: Perfect timing, wouldn’t you say, mate?
BOOM BOOM: Everything’s coming up Boom Boom. Guys, prepare to LAUNCH!
KOOPA: You hear big Boom…HEAVE!
The Koopas use all their strength to toss Boom Boom and Pom Pom forward, high and far.
Back at the castle entrance, Bowser and Kammy emerge.
KAMMY: …Huh, the minions are actually doing all right.
BOWSER: Good for them! But it’ll be even MORE all right when I rest my claws on the Princess-!
Out of nowhere, one of the airships breaks rank and shoots at all the others, sending them crashing into the ground. One airship hurtles towards Bowser and Kammy.
BOWSER: And of course, I spoke too soon. AUGGGGGH!
Bowser dives out of the way while Kammy flies out of range.
KAMMY: Wow, that was close! I could feel my teeth rattling!
BOWSER: Nice shooting, genius! GWAHAHAHA! You’re going to have to try harder next time!
A loose piece of rubble falls, landing on Bowser’s head.
BOWSER: (dazed) Like that…
Bowser falls over, fainting.
Kammy flies over, quickly.
KAMMY: YOUR MALICIOUSNESS!
Back with Mario and friends, the renegade airship arrives just in time to cause Boom Boom and Pom Pom to hit the side of the ship instead of the good guys. Piloting the airship is…
TOADETTE: PHEW- I got here just in time! And good to see you already found Peach! I think it’s a new record, too- under four minutes this ti-
LUIGI: Good to see you too, Toadette, but we’ll talk later. We gotta leave NOW!
TOADETTE: Of course, Luigi! Everyone, get on- we’re going home in STYLE!
Toadette drops an anchor. Quickly, Mario carries Peach, and the two hang on with Luigi. The anchor hauls up.
Toadette’s hijacked airship soon takes off, as Boom Boom and Pom Pom fall off.
BOOM BOOM: Aw, Goomnuts! We were SO CLOSE, and some little girl Toad has to stick her shroom in our business at the last minute!
POM POM: We’re not licked yet, ol’ friend! We’ve got a l’il help!
Another Bowser airship is being piloted, this one by a Goomba wearing a unique spiked helmet and Bowser flag.
BOOM BOOM: I’d never thought I’d be glad to see your scrawny face, Perry!
PERRY: Hahaha, whatever, Boom Boom. Just jump on so we can catch up to the green nerd and Mario! I’ve got some other minions who’d like to get some!
GOOMBAS AND KOOPAS: YEAH!
Boom Boom and Pom Pom jump on, and the other airship gives chase to our heroes.
===Airship Ride===
High in the skies of the world, Toadette is gently steering the stolen airship while Luigi relaxes. Meanwhile, Mario and Peach are looking at the soft clouds around them.
LUIGI: I tell you, Toadette- that was a nice save on your part. I almost thought I’d have to vacuum myself up until you arrived!
TOADETTE: Well, Weeg, it’s all part of being a resourceful explorer like me- managing my time in small spaces is my thing! And I can’t wait to take a closer look at this airship when I get home.
LUIGI: So, did you have any trouble sneaking into the airship hangar? Or even finding it, now that I think about it- my big bro and I never told you where it was.
TOADETTE: Oh, ye of little faith- I found the hangar within minutes of entering the castle. It was right next to the spa, of all things! I wanted to take a dip, but there’s the whole “You and Mario needed a quick escape” thing to consider. Speaking of Mario…
Toadette and Luigi look over at Mario and Peach.
TOADETTE: You ever wonder what they talk about after every adventure you two go on?
LUIGI: Ehhhh, I don’t think big bro would like me poking my large round nose in his personal moments. Knowing him and Peach, it’s probably nothing too big.
Over with Mario and Peach…
MARIO: (relaxed relief)
PEACH: Thank you, Mario- I can always count on you to come to my aid. No matter what’s ahead, you never give up.
Peach gives Mario a kiss on the nose.
MARIO: (giggles)
PEACH: Heeheehee- and there’s more kissing where that came from. It’s hard to get some alone time when Bowser and his cronies are always keeping their eyes on me. Though- it’s kind of fun whenever you rescue me from-
Suddenly, a cannonball hits the airship from behind! Boom Boom, Pom Pom and Perry’s airship has caught up!
MARIO: (audio) Oh NO!
PEACH: MARIO! It’s THEM!
LUIGI: Eh, Toadette?! You might wanna steer faster and-
TOADETTE: The airship’s going as fast as it can, Weeg!
Some cannons fire. While some of them are cannon balls, the other “ammo” is 6 Goombas and 5 Red Koopas, landing perfectly on the stolen airship.
GOOMBA 1: And that’s a 10 out of 10 from the judges! Round up some applause for Gary the Goomba, you plebians!
RED KOOPA: Riiiiight- that looked more like a 5 out of 10, on account of your short size!
GOOMBA 2: HEEEEY! Like you could do any better, Johnson!
GOOMBA 3: Fellers, fellers, letsch all juscht relaxsch, keep our headsch on, and focusch on BRINGING DOWN MARIO!
ALL THE MINIONS: YEAH!
The minions take position, ready to begin their assault.
Mario looks at Princess Peach. He then motions for her to get to safety.
PEACH: Are you sure, Mario? I don’t like the idea of leaving you alone out there.
Mario insists by shaking his head in refusal.
PEACH: But you and Luigi are still recovering from that mad dash! Really, I could-!
Mario shakes his head again, this time much quicker.
TOADETTE: It’s alright Princess- I’ve got this…LUIGI! I’m off to give your brother support! You take over!
LUIGI: Me? But you’re the tech expert on this ship- I just use the stuff!
TOADETTE: Last I remember, you were annoyed at my slow steering! Here’s your chance to do it better!
Toadette leaps down to help Mario, while Peach ascends to the steering area.
LUIGI: Uh-huh…OK. That just happened. But I’ll try my best.
Luigi takes control of the wheel.
Mario is still standing firm against the foes before him.
GOOMBA 1: What’s the matter, plumber boy- exhausted? That’s good for us! Let’s RUSH HIM!
Three of the Goombas rush forward!
When the battle begins…
TOADETTE: Ta-dada-daaaaah! Toadette to the rescue!
Toadette rushes in, taking her place by Mario’s side.
Mario jumps for joy upon seeing Toadette near him.
TOADETTE: No need to thank me yet, Mario- the fight hasn’t even begun! And honestly, I think you should take it slow for a bit, only fighting when you need to. Plus…we’re kind of on a high-speed airship, so I don’t think moving around too much would be a good idea.
Mario looks saddened.
TOADETTE: Hey hey, it’s cool, buddy. You can still use the Jump in Jumpman when you DO have to fight- but you have to try it another way. Soooooo…want to know how to Jump in turn-based-battles?
+If Mario picks “Nah, I think I know myself”…
TOADETTE: Oh….OH! Fair enough, then. There’s just one thing, though…
+If Mario picks “Teach me, lovely lady of leaping!”…
TOADETTE: Why, thank you, Mario! And your moustache looks SO bushy today! Now! To jump on an enemy, select the Attack option up above. Go on- give it a try!
Mario does so.
TOADETTE: GREAT! Now- just select your enemy, and I’ll explain the rest from there.
Mario selects the first Goomba.
GOOMBA 1: Uh, I d-didn’t agree to this!
Mario jumps towards the Goomba.
GOOMBA 1: NonoNONONO!
Suddenly…
TOADETTE: Aaaaand FREEZE!
Mario freezes just as his boots touch the top of the first Goomba.
GOOMBA 1: Uuuuuh, am I safe?
TOADETTE: Hahahaha, heavens no. Mario, when you’re just about to land on the enemy…
GOOMBA 1: Pleasedon’tfinishthatsentence.
TOADETTE: Press the A Button.
GOOMBA 1: …You DAUGHTEROFA-
Mario presses the A Button, inflicting damage on the Goomba. He is then about to land on the Goomba again.
TOADETTE: Here’s a fun little fact, too, Mario- a single Jump attack normally lets you jump on the enemy not once, not twice, but THREE times! So finish him.
Mario presses A again, defeating the Goomba.
TOADETTE: Very good, Mario! You’re getting the hang of it, and you’re not even fighting at full strength!
Mario nods.
+Regardless of what Mario picked…
TOADETTE: Just so you know, you can pick any land or air target when you choose who to attack using a Jump command.
GOOMBA 2: Errrr…he defeated Gary.
GOOMBA 3: Thisch will not schtand, lad. Let’sch give him a taschte of his own medishin. CHARGE!
Goomba 3 tries to headbonk Mario. However…
TOADETTE: Aaaaaand FREEZE!
Once again, the action freezes as the Goomba is in midair.
GOOMBA 2: …How are you DOING that?
TOADETTE: Tutorials- they’re a plumber’s best friend. And this just in- if Mario presses the A Button just before something hits him, the damage he takes- it goes down. Mario?
MARIO: (nods) Mmm-hmm.
Mario successfully blocks, reducing the damage he takes by 1.
GOOMBA 3: Humph. Well- at leascht we can take schome consholation in hurting Mario a little.
GOOMBA 2: Yeah, he’ll go down sooner or later!
Goomba 2 does his attack. Whether or not Mario blocks…
TOADETTE: This is a little worrying. At this rate, I have to agree you might not last much longer…
Suddenly, Toadette happily tosses Mario a Mushroom, restoring 10 HP.
GOOMBA 2: What the- THAT’S NOT FAIR!
TOADETTE: Luckily, I came prepared with some Mushrooms, in case something like this happened on the ride home! Isn’t it great we’re such good friends?
MARIO: (laughs)
TOADETTE: Teeheeheehee! Now let’s wrap up this battle, and defeat those last two Goombas!
GOOMBA 2: We’re boned. What do we do, James?
GOOMBA 3: It’sch been an honor, lad…FOR BOWSER!
+Upon defeating the other Goombas…
TOADETTE: That didn’t take too long. And look- some coins for beating those Goombas! Though…where’s their Star Points? I swear they dropped from fallen foes, like the last time you fought this way in Rogueport.
Mario and Toadette think about the bizarre omission of Star Points.
MARIO: Hmmmmm….
TOADETTE: Er, I guess maybe those Goombas were weaker than normal…? You’ll regain your strength soon enough, I know it!
The battle ends.
On the overworld, the three Goombas fall off the airship, into the clouds below.
GOOMBA 1: Remember uuuuuuus…as recurring minions in your adventures…
The other minions soon run away from Mario, to other parts of the ship.
Meanwhile, up on the quarter deck, Luigi is steering just fine.
LUIGI: Hey, this is easier than I thought! Ooor..maybe not.
It is true, as a bunch of storm clouds are up ahead.
Luigi tries steering away, but it slightly tips the airship to the side, causing a Hammer to drop from above near Mario and Toadette. However, it also causes some cargo to move between Mario and the minions.
Seeing a new weapon, Mario picks it up.
MARIO GOT THE HAMMER!
TOADETTE: Whoooooa, a hammer! And it’s not just a wood hammer, either- when did the Koopas have time to make it? Maybe try it out with the B Button!
Mario nods and does so. The Hammer gives a nice thwack!
TOADETTE: Intense! I bet that Hammer could break those empty boxes apart! …seriously, why are there empty boxes on this airship?
Soon enough, Mario breaks a box leading to the second wave of enemies- in this case, two Koopas. They’re too scared to move, too.
TOADETTE: Say, Mario- instead of just walking into these guys to fight them, try giving them a BOP on the head, here and now.
Mario agrees, and does so.
BATTLE START!
Right away, Mario’s Hammer inflicts 4 damage on the frontmost Koopa. Due to having only 3 HP, the Koopa is instantly KO’d!
TOADETTE: OUCH! That had to hurt!
KOOPA 2: Gee, yuh THINK!?
TOADETTE: Yes- unlike YOU! And that was a First Strike, from the field! Mario, want to give your hammer a proper whirl?
+If Mario picks “My wriiiists hurt”…
TOADETTE: Really? They don’t look too bad. And if you just don’t want to try it out, you can tell me.
+If Mario picks “Yahuh. Yahuh.”…
TOADETTE: AWWWWright, Mario! Now! To hammer an enemy, select the Attack option right above you. Then, instead of Jump, select the Hammer move. You got this!
Mario does so.
TOADETTE: That’s GOOD! Now- just select your enemy, and we’ll bring it down from the top.
Mario selects the Koopa Troopa.
RED KOOPA: I regret absolutely nothing that has led to this insane situation.
Mario readies his Hammer. Once the meter fills to max…
TOADETTE: Aaaaand STOP! Hammer time!
Mario releases the Hammer, inflicting 7 damage on the Koopa. Of course, the Koopa is KO’d.
TOADETTE: You’re an expert with Jump, you’re just as refined with the Hammer as Captain Toad- what can’t you do, Mario?
Oddly, Mario goes silent.
TOADETTE: …Uh, Mario? That was a good thing, not a bad thing.
MARIO: Oh! (nods)
TOADETTE: Okaaay, then.
+Regardless of what Mario picked…
TOADETTE: There’s just one little thing I have to remind you about the Hammer. It’s a little stronger than Jumping, of course…but you can only choose to target the frontmost enemy normally. But I HAVE heard of some Hammers that break the rule …though what are the chances of us seeing it on such a short Airship ride?
Mario shakes his head.
TOADETTE: That’s right! Also, enemies can attack you from the field and get their own First Strike. So be careful with these next fights!
The battle ends.
On the overworld, the two Koopas fall to their dooms.
RED KOOPA 1: We’ll get you for this, Mario!
RED KOOPA 2: And I don’t care much for Toadette, eitherrrrrr….
The two Koopas vanish.
Back with Luigi and Peach…
PEACH: Mario and Toadette are doing quite well for themselves, Luigi. I’d never realized how seriously the three of you-
LUIGI: Yeah yeah, that’s cool Princess. I’m a little busy here, steering through this storm!
The storm clouds gather around Toadette and the Koopa’s airships, rumbling louder and louder.
On Boom2, Pom2 and Perry’s ship…
POM POM: Sweet wallaby in a shopping mall! What’s with this cloudy gathering from up above, love!?
PERRY: There’s something not right about this storm- we didn’t get any reports on any air turbulence before we left. Now, I know I don’t have a good track record in the Koopa Clan, but maybe we should turn back and take our lumps from Lord Bowser, rather than risk-!
BOOM BOOM: NO! Bowser would never give up chasing after Mario or the princess, and neither will I! The Koopa Clan practically LAUGHS at storm clouds…HEY, STORM CLOUDS! HA! Ha HA! You’re not so scary! It’ll take a lot more than a deep rumble to make us turn tail!
POM POM: Yeah, you tell those bloomin’ clouds who runs the skies!
BOOM BOOM: See, Perry? Pom Pom understands. You worry too much. So proceed!
PERRY: (Sigh) It had to be during my evaluation, too. Alright then- we’ll continue onward through the storm.
The two airships proceed with their chase. As they voyage further, however, they fail to notice a very large shadow of something in the air with them.
Back on the ship, after Mario defeats the remaining enemies…
MARIO: (tired) Phew.
TOADETTE: I think that’s all of them, Mario. And not a battle too soon- I still have some Mushrooms left!
Mario nods.
Out of nowhere, the villain’s airship catches up with Mario. To show Boom Boom and Pom Pom aren’t messing around, their airship rams into the gang’s.
PEACH: My goodness- they’re right behind us!
LUIGI: It’s worse than that! I’d say they’re hot on our tail! But maybe I can shake them loose after all…
Luigi steers the airship into a bunch of thunderclouds, and the bad guys’ airship follows. Quickly, our heroes’ airship dives downward before rising upwards again. The villains’ airship isn’t so lucky, and gets struck by lightning.
MARIO: Oh, YEAH!
TOADETTE: Well, I got to hand it to Weeg- he actually outsmarted those two! Good job, man!
LUIGI: You make it sound like it was difficult for me or something- but thanks, I guess. The important thing is we’re free from those creeps, and after I steer us out of this storm, we’ll be right back home, safe and s-
Two cannonball shots are heard from down below.
Suddenly, Boom Boom and Pom Pom land in the middle of the gang’s airship!
LUIGI: No-one. Say anything to me. I know.
BOOM BOOM: HAHAHA! Pom Pom, you’re not as buff as me- but I love how quickly you can find a comeback! Good thinking with the cannons!
POM POM: Well, luv, I had a good teacher.
Down below, Perry is steering the damaged airship away from the thunderclouds.
PERRY: I’ll let Lord Bowser and Kammy know you’ll be back soon! Just hope I can actually make it myself- this airship was paid with my own coins, and I don’t want to lose it.
Perry’s airship vanishes from view.
BOOM BOOM: This chase has gone on long enough! Just hand over the princess, most of you march off into the holding cells-
POM POM: -someone fetch me a cuppa Koopa Tea-!
BOOM BOOM: -that’s important, too, and THEN we can all tolerate each other a little more.
Mario jumps in front of Boom Boom and Pom Pom, while Toadette runs towards them.
MARIO: (mad) NOOOooo.
TOADETTE: That’s right, Mario! We didn’t cross the Dry Dry Desert, climb Gusty Gulch, take part in that ice skating contest in Shiver City, and steal this airship just to give Peach back to Bowser!
PEACH: You three did ALL that for me?
LUIGI: Of course we did, princess! And Boom Boom and Pom Pom, I mean every word of this- you two aren’t a threat to us. Me and Mario have beaten you up dozens of times, Boom, while Pom Pom’s track record is pretty much straight losses, too!
Boom Boom and Pom Pom start getting mad.
BOOM BOOM: Hey Luigi- ZIP IT! ZZZT! Stop talking! I swear we’ll win this time! Ready, Pom Pom?!
POM POM: Rad ready, Boomy!
A mini-boss fight begins!
TOADETTE: So real talk- those two are a little stronger than the Goombas and Koopas you’ve been fighting recently. But like Weeg said- they’re a total joke! You’ve completely got this!
Mario nods.
BOOM BOOM: Now CUT THAT OUT! We can win if we put our minds to it!
POM POM: That’s the spirit! We WILL win, Boomy, s’ matter of fact!
Mario stares the duo down.
As expected, Mario proceeds to battle the duo.
+If Boom Boom is KO’d first…
BOOM BOOM: I should have done more push-ups this morning…
Boom Boom faints.
POM POM: BOOMY! My best mate! Now you’ve unleashed the outback, plumber man!
+If Pom Pom is KO’d first…
POM POM: Sorry, Boomy- suppose I didn’ keep the bloke in my sights…
Pom Pom faints.
BOOM BOOM: POM! Oh, you’ve gone and done it, Mario! I’ll squash you into a pancake!
+Eventually, Mario wins the battle.
+Following the battle…
Boom Boom and Pom Pom get back up. However, they’re a little tired.
BOOM BOOM: HOW?! How do you keep beating me so EASILY!? And could you just cut Pom Pom a break for once?!
TOADETTE: You’re talking about the plumber who beat your king before you even joined him! I mean, do you think you’re better than Bowser?
Boom Boom and Pom Pom looked stunned at this logic. While Pom Pom thinks, Boom Boom flails his arms in worry.
BOOM BOOM: Errrrrr, uh, no, I w-w-wasn’t saying that at all! Bowser’s the KOOPA! It’s, uh, just that…uh…
POM POM: It’s just occurred to us how much bloomin’ trouble one plumber can cause for his Majesty! Isn’t that right, Boomy?
BOOM BOOM: Yeah, that’s it! That is totally what I was getting at, and not just a smart save on your part, Poms! But don’t hold your breath, Mario- we’ll get one over on you one day, SOMEWHERE down the line!
Mario thinks on Boom Boom’s point.
TOADETTE: Whatever you say, Boom Boom. The chances of you winning against Mario are the chances of anyone getting three Miracle Capsules during one of our parties-!
Suddenly, the ship shakes.
The ship finally gives in to the surrounding thunderstorm, and gets tossed around every direction except the one it came from!
LUIGI: I can’t control this crazy contraption! Why is there no manual around?!
One of the shakes knocks Peach loose, near the side of the ship.
PEACH: Toadette, Mario! Help! Help!
Toadette rushes towards Luigi and the wheel, while Mario jumps on Boom Boom and Pom Pom before dashing towards Peach and pulling her to safety.
TOADETTE: Give ME the wheel, Weeg! I knew I should have piloted the whole time!
LUIGI: Well, excuse me, Toadette, for not being in two places at once!
TOADETTE: Scaredy cat!
LUIGI: Egotist!
TOADETTE, LUIGI: GRRRR!
PEACH: YOU TWO CAN ARGUE ANOTHER TIME! JUST SOMEONE PILOT US TO SAFETY!
TOADETTE, LUIGI: OK, OK! Sorry!
With her skills, Toadette pilots the airship out of the clouds. She then falls backwards, near Luigi.
TOADETTE: That was a close one! What were you thinking, heading into that storm?
LUIGI: It was all I could think of to lose the other airships! 
Luigi looks over the side of the airship.
LUIGI: And at least we made it…back…home?
Luigi looks stunned.
MARIO: Hmm?
PEACH: What is it, Luigi- what the?!
Mario and Peach look over the side of the airship as well. To their surprise, the area below isn’t the Mushroom Kingdom…but rather, an archipelago of fruity variety, laced with a wide palette of.
PEACH: Where is this place? Where did you bring us, Luigi?
LUIGI: I- I don’t know. I didn’t think I flew that off course. We were only in that storm cloud for ten minutes, tops.
?? ??????: And that scrap heap you fly in won’t be airborne much longer.
Everyone is alerted to this new voice.
Mario looks around, alert.
PEACH: Who said that!? Show yourself!
?? ??????: Oh hohohohoho. You presume to have power over ME, Princess Toadstool? Then I’m afraid I’ll have to show you the pecking order.
An absolutely gargantuan airship lowers out of the clouds, easily dwarfing the airship Mario and friends ride upon. Soon, nearly a hundred more ships that are much smaller than the main one, but are still slightly bigger than Mario’s, descend as well.
PEACH: Err, Boom Boom. Pom Pom. I’d feel relieved if you two told us those are Bowser’s.
POM POM: How to put this, guvna…nope. They’re not Lord Bowser’s. The flags are billowin’ a different symbol. And who’s that weird drongo up there?
It’s true, as on the very front of the largest airship is a robed figure, wearing a bird mask.
BOOM BOOM: I’ve got nothing. It’s OK to freak out now.
PEACH: Oh. I see then. 
?? ??????/MASKED FIGURE: What a shame. You lot aren’t worthy to soar on high after all. Only a phoenix like ME deserves the honor of controlling the skies. Genes Nuvola fleet…shoot them down. Ready…
PEACH: …SWEET MERCIFUL GRAMBI, TOADETTE! Get us out of here!
TOADETTE: I…can’t! The wheel’s stuck!
MASKED FIGURE: Aim!
LUIGI: MA-rioOOOOOO!
MARIO: LUIGIIIIIIIII!
MASKED FIGURE: DEFEATHERRRRRR!
The main Genes Nuvola ship, as well as every other ship, shoot at the Bowser airship, hundreds of lasers, cannonballs and wind blasts pelting it mercilessly. Within seconds, the Bowser airship can’t stay airborne anymore.
The airship is sent crashing down. Piece by piece, it falls apart. Even worse, Luigi, Boom Boom and Pom Pom all fall off.
LUIGI: This is a bad dream, this is a bad dream, THIS IS A BAD DREAM! This…is REALLLLL!
MARIO: (crestfallen) Noooo…
Our heroes fall, down to the islands below…
And the game's logo is shown as soon as everyone is out of sight.
===Frutta Citta===
==Chapter 1==
==Chapter 2==
==Chapter 3==
==Chapter 4==
==Chapter 5==
==Postgame==
==Credit==
DMZapp- Story, characters, writing
Savingraiden- Writing, editing
LooneyTunerIan- Ideas in Airship Ride.
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