Velocirapers 2: Exploding Minion Crocks

>be me
>couple of years after oilerade incident
>stompin around the neighbourhood
>no troubles in the world
>see tiny little skinbag
>dub it human
>he screams and then tries to run
>conversation.ankle
>he shows me new shoes
>oh god.nail
>they're crocks
>minions face decorate the crocks
>too much.squirrel
>"human" realises they are crocks
>I hear a thousand voices scream "WHAT ARE THOSE" and then be silenced
>explosion.berry
>the crocks self-detonated
>rubber fragments fly everywhere
>even up ass
>help me it hurts
>wait no it hurts good
>nearly die from gay experience with rubber minion shard
>thank god good rocksurance
>satanblessit.toe
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