Captain Underpants

Not to be confused with the Number Captains or Captain Lou.
Captain Obvious Underpants is a guy who fights people in his underwear. He was created when two kids named George and Harold hypnotized him and made him into a superhero... FOREVER! He's still a principal, but now he's a much better one due to becoming a superhero.
== History ==
Captain Underpants was once a Super Fat, mad principal who was almost as mad as a Karen. That is, until he got hypnotized, turned into a superhero, blah blah blah.
You know the drill.
=== Beginning As Captain Underpants ===
When he became Captain Underpants, he had NO super-powers because he was a hypnotized dude. He jumped out the window and fought crime all day, until he got wet and became a stupid-ass principal again. That is, until someone snapped their fingers and turned him into a superhero again.
=== Gaining Super-Powers ===
Before, Captain Underpants was a false hero who had no powers and abilities, and was just a weirdo in his undies. That is, until he drank some random granny smith apple juice. And at that moment is when he finally became a true hero. HORRAY!
=== Fighting Professor Pippy "Piss" Poopypants ===
One day, Professor Poopypants went to shrink the school, and that’s what he did. He could’ve packed a gun in his lunchbox so he could shoot up the fucking school, but his universe was meant to be kid-friendly, right? Right?
So Captain Underpants fought Professor Poopypants, and he made Professor Poopypants poop so hard he DIED! And that was the end of Pippy Poopypants.
=== Fighting Thanos ===
Captain Underpants heard that Thanos was trying to get all the Infinity Stones to snap the entire world in half, so Captain Underpants went to stop him. However, Thanos was an Undefeatable, so in the end, Captain Underpants was no more…until he respawned exactly one month later.
=== Alliance with Mario ===
Princess Peach got kidnapped AGAIN by your's truly, so Mario went to save her. That is, until Captain Underpants heard of the kidnapping also, and went to save her also. This resulted in a crossover so awesome that even Chuck Norris would be blown away by it. In the end, the two found out that Bowser was Fake Bowser in disguise, who was in fact Fake Peppino in disguise, who appeared to be Squidward in disguise, who was actually Wega all along. Mario and Captain Underpants both got Saddening that lasted for thirty minutes because of this, and Captain Underpants left and went back to Ohio because he was board.
== Trivia ==
* Captain Underpants is the best thing in existence in terms of underpants-related stuff.
* Captain Underpants and Captain America are rivals.
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