Toasty's Goodbye/Transcript

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(Intro plays)
Sagu: (eats bird) (burps)
A NETFLIX SERIES
Sagu: (sniffs)
Gracee: (shrieks)
Conner: Go, go, go, go, go!
Gracee: Ah!
RV: (Explodes)
The Conner Show!
Conner: See, everything worked out. (head becomes the title’s second O) (Laughs)
Gracee: Aw, I wanna be a letter!
Created by Conner Hawkins
Sagu: (burps)
Toasty's Goodbye
(spooky music playing)
(peaceful music plays)
Conner: Ah, another beautiful day in Mooresburg. The sun is shining. The birds are singing.
Gracee: And Toasty’s coming home today! I can’t wait to see Toasty again. I bet he’s missed Mama the most. That’s me.
Conner: Well, you can keep waiting, because Alexis is just messing with us. Toasty’s not coming back.
Man 1: My house!
Man 2: My legs! That toaster took my legs!
Woman: My car!
Gracee: (sees the burnt toast) It can’t be.
Both: (pull up to Green Tomato)
Conner: I’ll have a…
(speaker gets exploded by a slice of burnt toast)
Both: (scream)
Gracee: My mom's restaurant! Huh? (gasps) (turns Conner’s head)
Toasty: Hello, Dad. Hello, Gracee.
Gracee: Toasty! Gracee? What the heck?
Conner: (happy gasp) My Toasty!
Toasty: Toasty died the day you threw him in the trash can! Call me… Declan.
Gracee: Ew! Conner, tell Toasty I’ll call him Declan when he calls me Mama.
Declan: Did you really think I was gonna keep the name you forced on me? This is my life now. No one tells me what to do! I do what I want! And right now, I want revenge!
Both: (gasp)
Alexis: (zips and saves them)
Declan: Huh?
Alexis: No way I’m letting you toast them! Not before I hear Conner admit I was right.
Conner: 😒
Alexis: (spitting noises)
Declan: Hey! This isn’t over! You can’t escape me! I know where you live! (tech sounds) Um, Amanda, I, like, need a lift.
Amanda: (computerized voice): Ride share requested.