The Really Thirsty Moth

This is a wacky version of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" as retold by Carrot Top himself.
== The Tale ==
* On a sunny day, a pink larva wiggled around because its endocrine system was aching.
* In January, it drank just one orange soda; in February, it drank only two lemonades.
* In March, it had just three milkshakes; in April, it had only four Shirley Temples.
* In May, it had just five fruit punches; in June, it had only six tropical juices.
* In July, it had seven root beer floats; in August, it had eight cups of tea.
* In September, it had nine coffee cups; in October, it had ten pumpkin spice lattes.
* In November, it had eleven bottles of water; in December, it had 12 peppermint mochas.
* With its endocrine system feeling better, the pink larva changed into an ugly moth!
* The ugly moth was slain by a bug-and-insect exterminator named Hank, courtesy of his trusty blue light.
* After being zapped by Hank's blue lightbulb, the really ugly moth, who used to be really thirsty when it was a larva, got reincarnated into a gorgeous dragonfly!