Kelly Blast

Kelly Blast (real name: Kelly) is a JBTV user. He is somewhere between 30 and 40, possibly upwards of that, and has been to prison. He has a distinctive writing style that focuses very heavily on insulting people approximately half his age, often with homoerotic overtones, and calling people "Sun" [sic] a lot. He also has either a wife or a girlfriend who is, to put it kindly, extremely unattractive.
At one point, Kelly Blast claimed to be smoking a blunt while a "bad bitch" was rubbing his chest. This assertion is complicated by the fact that he posted this statement on JBTV.
At another point, Kelly Blast was temporarily banned for spamming Uncle Murda videos.