怪盗Fの台本〜消えたダイヤの謎〜 (Kaitou F no Scenario ~Kieta Daiya no Nazo~)

==Background==
"Libretto of Phantom Thief "F'~ Mystery of Diamond Disappeared~" is an original song by teamOS and is one of their most notable songs.
This song is about a theft of an expensive diamond during its auction on an extravagant passenger ship. It features Miku as "the Journalist"; Gackpo as "the Auctioneer"; MAYU as "the Mechanic"; Rin as "the Police"; Len as "the Mafia"; GUMI as "the Magician"; IA as "the Waitress"; MEIKO as "the Actress"; Luka as "the Doctor"; and KAITO as "the Politician". When the auction is underway, the lights go black for 10 seconds and a gunshot rings. It is revealed after the lights come back on that a window large enough for a person to crawl through has been broken and the diamond is missing. As a black silk hat is seen floating on the water, it is suspected that the thief crawled out the window onto the deck, then dove into the sea.
The song has entered the Hall of Legend. It is featured in the albums EVER DREAM and Vocalofuture.
==Lyrics==
IMPORTANT NOTE: Some lyrics may be attributed to the wrong singer, as there is no official log of who sings what, specially the parts with black lyrics, as they mean that some combination of singers is singing that part.
Japanese (日本語歌詞) 	Romaji (ローマ字)
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
Fantasticな怪盗ショーを はじめようか 	Fantastic na kaitou shoo o hajimeyou ka
 	
 	
豪華なFakeに包んだJokerが動き出す 	gouka na Fake ni kurunda Joker ga ugokidasu
完全犯罪迷宮入りのサイは投げられた 	kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no sai wa nagerareta
全てのカードを揃え 感動のFinaleには 	subete no kaado o soroe kandou no Finale ni wa
Finder越しの真実を暴いて 	Finder koshi no shinjitsu o abaite
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
ああ、どう考えても不可能犯罪 はじめようか 	aa, dou kangaete mo fukanou hanzai hajimeyou ka
 	
 	
Bidを8で刻んで ハンマーが踊り出す 	Bid o eito de kizande hanmaa ga odoridasu
強欲 財力 醜態痴態 ぶちまけパーティー？ 	gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake paatii?
突然、ライトが消えて 停電？ 真っ暗な闇の中 	totsuzen, raito ga kiete teiden? makkura na yami no naka
ショー開幕の銃声が響いた 	shoo kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
3, 2, 1, Action! 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
 	
終幕を告げるオークショニアの悲鳴が轟いた 	shuumaku o tsugeru ookushonia no himei ga todoroita
 	
 	
幸福のダイヤが消えて 会場は大混乱 	koufuku no daiya ga kiete kaijou wa daikonran
厳戒態勢 犯人探し 1人行方不明 なんだってー？！ 	genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yukuefumei nan dattee?!
窓を壊して甲板へ？ 海へ飛び込んだのか？ 	mado o kowashite kanpan e? umi e tobikonda no ka?
不気味に漂うシルクハット… 	bukimi ni tadayou shiruku hatto…
 	
容疑者もダイヤも消えて 真実は闇の中 	yougisha mo daiya mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka
完全犯罪迷宮入りのショーはこれで終わり 	kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no shoo wa kore de owari
さあ、もうカードは揃った 感動のFinaleには 	saa, mou kaado wa sorotta kandou no Finale ni wa
最前列で全てを見てた君が 導いて？ 	saizenretsu de subete o miteta kimi ga michibiite?
==Derivatives==
==Other media appearances==
===Video games===
This song was featured in the following video games:
*SOUND VOLTEX VIVID WAVE
*SOUND VOLTEX IV HEAVENLY HAVEN
==Gallery==
Phantom Thief F.png|Full illustration
Phantom Thief F 2.png|Additional artwork
==Trivia==
* The "F" in the title stands for faaantastic! (Fantastic).
* Because this song has the same producers as the Night ∞ Series, some individuals think they may be linked; however, this not been confirmed, and the two works seem to be otherwise unrelated.
* The article that can be read in the newspapers is this one. In July 2013 (three months and six days before "Phantom Thief F's Scenario ~Mystery of the Missing Diamond~" was uploaded), a thief stole very valuable jewelry that was being displayed in a private event in a hotel. The events are surprisingly similar to the ones featured in the song.
* Three things are worth noticing:
** The Mechanic is the only character who isn't in the hall when the auction is underway.
** In the scene at the end where all characters are seen, the Thief and the Politician are seen to have the same slender physique and the same height.
** The floating hat is quite similar to the Magician's hat, only with a blue coloured ribbon on it instead of orange, even though the Magician still has her hat at the end of the song.
*** Even so, those facts could be only coincidences.
==External links==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:Japanese songs
Category:Japanese group rendition songs
Category:Partially bilingual songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku
Category:Songs featuring Kagamine Len
Category:Songs featuring Kagamine Rin
Category:Songs featuring GUMI
Category:Songs featuring Megurine Luka
Category:Songs featuring IA
Category:Songs featuring Camui Gackpo
Category:Songs featuring KAITO
Category:Songs featuring MEIKO
Category:Songs featuring MAYU
Category:Video game songs