Bored to Death

Bored to Death is a phenomenon that occasionally happens when one is very bored. They slowly get bored, and bored-er, and board-er until they die from it. It is a Very Serious Problem That Nobody Cares About.
==About==
Bored to Death is when one is so bored, he or she dies. It is very dangerous, and kills three to five people a year. It is then blamed on things such as old age, disease, murder, and over-dancing. Bored to Death can be caused by many things, all of them boring. Certain shames, Opera, and Grandpa's Stories are known to cause Bored to Death.
==Signs==
#One is heavily yawning and can barely keep their eyes open.
#The person is whining like a baby because he/she is bored.
#The person will fall asleep, but snore very loudly.
#The person will wake up, screaming like an idiot.
#The person will dance for no reason.
#The person will fall on the ground, and not get up.
#The person will start face-palming for no reason.
==People Who Will Make You Bored To Death==
*Justin Bieber
*Rebecca Black
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*George W. Bush and his pet
*John McCain ( in politics )'
*Calendar Man
*Not Ducky
*You Don`t Know Him
Category:Stuff
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Banned things
Category:Boring
Category:Dangerous things
Category:Phenomenon