Microsoft Sam Downgrader

* Sam: Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. I can relax with my awesome gaming supercomputer with Windows 11 24H2 installed.
* *Door opens*
* Sam: Agon! Teardrop! Peach! Nas! Alyne! Brian! Anna! Come here! You need to see this!
* Everyone: Okay!
* Sam: Guess what? I have received a new PC from OsloExpress! It has Windows 11 24H2 installed!
* Everyone: Wow!
* Agon: Could it run GTA 6?
* Sam: Of course. You can play any favourite game you want.
* *Downgrader appears*
* Sam: No... not again!
* Downgrader Voice: Our team has been back to spook you with another history lesson! You thought that you could relax with your cool supercomputer? No! Not even your friends! We are bringing you a special downgrading presentation, so we are downgrading you to Windows 11 22H2.
* Sam: What? I thought it was just only one lesson.
* Nas: Me too!
* Anna: Me as well.
* Sam: And now we have to be cruel with this extended history lesson. I'm accepting it now.
* Peach: No! What could it possibly go wrong!
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 11 22H2*
* Sam: Fine. We'll try to use this sys-
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader Voice: Again, no escape! We're downgrading you to Windows 11 RTM. Our decision is final even before you knew it. Obey or you'll go missing.
* Anna: Fine then. Let's just go on, as if nothing happened.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 11 RTM*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader Voice: We're now downgrading you to Windows 11 build 21996.
* Sam: Oh, I remember that version, which is the leak version of Windows 11.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 11 21996*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader Voice: We're downgrading you to Windows 11 build 21354.
* Brian: Not to be confused with the public insider Build.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 11 21354*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Seriously? Regardless of your opinions, we're now downgrading you to Windows 10X.
* Alyne: At least it's the prototype version of Windows 11.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10X*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Now, we're downgrading you to Windows Server 2022.
* Sam: Fine.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2022*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: So we're downgrading you to the 22H2 version of Windows 10, released in 2022.
* Teardrop: 22H2?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 22H2*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to Windows 10 21H2.
* Nas and Agon: Not again? Too outdated!
* Sam: I agree.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 21H2*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Brace yourselves to the downgrade to Windows 10 20H2, in 3, 2, 1!
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 20H2*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Now we're downgrading you to 2004.
* Peach: OK.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 2004*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to 1909.
* Sam: Now 1909? Seriously?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1909*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And now with version 1903.
* Sam: First this and now 1903? This thing is useless just like Whang-od.
* Nas: We have no idea how to close this.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1903*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Request has been deny. Now you're going to 1809-
* Grammar Intersystem: ERROR DETECTED! ERROR DETECTED!
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1809*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And now to Server 2019.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2019*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Obey the Downgrader lord! Downgrading you to Windows 10 1803.
* Sam: Now you'll throw me to Windows 10 1803?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1803*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And now we're downgrading you to Windows 10 1709.
* Brian: What? 1709?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1709*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to Windows 10 1703.
* Peach: OK.
* *Shutdown* *Windows 10 1703*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to Windows Server 2016.
* Nas: Now Server 2016?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2016*
* *Downgrader* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to Windows Server 2016 Technical Preview 4.
* Sam: Not again? Oh! Maybe if I try to close this.
* *Popup* Exit Downgrader - This will end your downgrading session. Are you sure you want to close the Downgrader?
* Sam: *reading popup*
* Sam: Yes! I'm now free from the down-
* *realizes that the Yes button is greyed out*
* Agon: Oh. The Yes button is greyed out.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2016 Technical Preview 4*
* Teardrop: Ugh. The downgrader is cruel and is making us trapped.
* Anna: I just hope that the Downgrader is discontinued and will never exist again.
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Since you insulted us, we are punishing you by downgrading to Windows 10 1607.
* Sam: Ugh! I just insulted it.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1607*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: As a bonus, we're downgrading you to version 1511.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1511*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're now downgrading you to Windows 10 1507.
* Alyne: What? First version of Windows 10?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 1507*
* Sam: You know what? I have enough of this! Command prompt!
* *Downgrader* Downgrader: And for violating rule 10 of our Downgrading Rules, we're downgrading you to Windows 10 build 10036.
* Sam: One thing to s- *static*
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 10036*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Now to build 9926.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 9926*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And then build 9821.
* Sam: What? Prototype of Windows 10?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 10 9821*
* Peach: What? This thing is in Danish.
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Nu nedgraderer vi dig til Windows 8.1 Update 1.
* Sam: Oh no! Even the downgrader is in Danish! Let's translate this!
* *Translated message* Now we're downgrading you to Windows 8.1 Update 1.
* Sam: So you'll throw me to Windows 8.1?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 8.1 Update 1*
* Sam: Wait! I remember this! I see lots of tiles!
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Now downgrading you to Windows 8.1 RTM.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 8.1 RTM*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're just not tolerating your opinions, so we're downgrading you to Windows 8.
* Agon: No! You should tolerate our opinions!
* Downgrader: Never.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 8*
* Nas: So a version without Start Button?
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: We're downgrading you to Windows Server 2012 R2.
* Brian: Fine!
* Sam: I have not heard of it. I'm going to try it.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2012 R2*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And then Server 2012 OG.
* Sam: OK! I'm going to use my Thanos Tool to disintegrate the Downgrader!
* *Thanos hand activates*
* *Downgrader glitching*
* *Downgrader back to normal*
* Downgrader: You thought you could disintegrate us? Well. We'll still downgrade you to Server 2012.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2012*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Not so fast! We're downgrading you to Windows Developer Preview.
* Sam: What? Prototype version of Windows 8?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Developer Preview*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Stop! Downgrading you to Windows 8 build 7989!
* Sam: What? Another prototype?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 8 build 7989*
* Agon: What? A text file named "CancelNasDailyCancelProjectNightfall.txt"? I'm tempted to delete it!
* *Tried to move the file to Recycle Bin but failed*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: So, you tried to delete that crucial text file? Well, guess what? Downgrading you to Windows 7 SP3!
* Sam: Yes! I get my Windows 7 back! This system is better than 11!
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 7 SP3*
* *Popup* Windows 11 - Do you want Windows 11 back?
* Sam: Oh, there's a popup. *reads popup*
* Sam: YAYAYAYAY! Now I'll get Windows 11 back!
* *Clicks "Yes"*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: You have been trolled! We're actually downgrading you to Windows 7 SP1. Basically the same.
* Sam: Wait? Now Windows 7 SP1?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 7 SP1*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Still no escape! Anyways, downgrading you to Windows 7 RTM.
* Brian: RTM again?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 7 RTM*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: You still can't escape! We're downgrading you to Windows Server 2008 R2.
* Sam: What? Server again?
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2008 R2*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: And now your next destination is Windows Server 2008! What happens in the Downgrader, stays in the Downgrader.
* Anna: Fine!
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Server 2008*
* Sam: Wait! Why is this in Portuguese?
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Agora estamos fazendo o downgrade para o Windows 7 build 7000.
* Nas: Plus, even the downgrader is in Portuguese!
* Sam: Let's translate this!
* *Translated message* We're now downgrading you to Windows 7 build 7000.
* Sam: I should have paid attention.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 7 7000*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Now downgrading you to build 6608.
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows 7 6608*
* *Downgrader*
* Downgrader: Downgrading you to Vista Service Pack 2!
* Sam: What? Vista? One thing to say! *fast* This Vista is failed and no one remembers it because of slow performance and frequent system crashes...
* *Shutdown*
* *Windows Vista SP2*
* *Downgrader*
* WIP