Jason Voorhees vs Guy Fieri

Jason Voorhees vs Guy Fieri is an installment of Frenzy Rap Battle. Written by Multisupervids, Joey Hawkins, Woodenhornets, Seth W. and Frenzy. Edited by Woodenhornets and Seth W. 
== Cast ==
Multisupervids (Video) and Joey Hawkins (Audio) as Jason Voorhees
N/A as Guy Fieri 
Woodenhornets as Billy The Kid
Seth W. as The Penguin
Frenzy as Baron Samedi
== Lyrics ==
=== Jason Voorhees: ===
The sun'll set on your life if you don't keep your drive down the highway,
Revive my franchise one more time you'll never see a last Friday,
Four decades I've rended the big screen squeezing screams from bleeding teens,
While you peddled pretzels in a vending scheme stuffing clots in your bloodstream,
You die to me or heart failure so honestly I find this fairer,
But if I were to stick this pig my blade would come back with marinara,
I slogged my way through hell yet still find your diet abhorrent, 
You fell to the 13th now lies a feast in the forrest.
=== Guy Fieri: ===
Mr. V, quit your bitchin' but welcome to my kitchen,
Pumping hot bars out faster than my homemade fixins,
I'm a vixen got my foodie groupies gawking for more,
While I hide in plain sight in your local grocery store, 
Your mom let you drown like those film studios, 
While I'm surfing food networks with my hundreds of shows,
And watching all your movies you're surely at a loss,
Too bad your mom can't save you from my Donkey Sauce
=== Billy the Kid: ===
The pistol I'm packing won't get beat by a knife,
Never robbed a bank but I'll rob you of your life,
While your shots were blanks I got fire rounds,
21 savage dare to step in this town,
My life is authentic while Jason's just an act 
And Guy's Big Bites gives us all heart attacks,
Adding onto my kill count double bullet surprise,
23 now Diners, Drive-In's and Dies.
=== The Penguin: ===
We're here to talk crimes let me put you in line,
You're not even trying while my rhymes are divine,
All spewing sewer water with the most informal misuse,
Jason with his raging I thought I had family issues, 
I'm scheming taking on empires left and right, 
While this big bellied bastard only schemes his next bite, 
Take all your shots when I cock this umbrella there's no stoppin' it,
Cobblepot is in the top spot and he's rockin' it. 
=== Baron Samedi: ===
A zombie on my land? like the rest you're more than nuts,
As I gave your maternal bitch in Hell way more than enough,
The Kid will wish Garrett finished him a second time you see,
For those with lesser spirits get on their knees pray to me,
Fat and the Fierious fighting dishes that could keep him fit,
Along with featherless fucks fatter than cigars I lit,
This loa lowers bodies who would dare defy Samedi?
Although you bastards are deceased I brought life to the party.
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