The N.U.K.E

== The N.U.K.E. (Nonsensical Unveiling of Kinetic Explosiveness) ==
Consumable (Bomb), Legendary
=== Description: ===
The N.U.K.E. is a whimsical and chaotic creation of alchemical mayhem. This bulbous, brightly colored bomb is adorned with spiraling patterns and emits faint, multicolored sparkles. When thrown, it unleashes a spectacular explosion that defies all reason and logic.
=== Properties: ===
* Chaos Burst: Upon impact, The N.U.K.E. releases a chaotic explosion that deals 6d6 force damage to all creatures in a 20-foot radius centered on the point of impact.
* Anomalous Energies: The N.U.K.E. distorts reality in its blast zone. All affected creatures must succeed on a DC 18 Will saving throw or suffer from the effects of the "Confusion" spell for 1 minute.
* Quantum Entanglement: The N.U.K.E. has a 50% chance of teleporting the affected creatures to random locations within the blast radius. Roll a d6 for each affected creature. On a roll of 1-3, they are teleported to a random space within the blast zone.
=== Nonsensical Aura (Requires Attunement): ===
* Whimsical Resilience: The attuned wielder gains +2 on saving throws against spells and effects that would impose conditions such as fear or charm. Additionally, they have a 25% chance to automatically succeed on a saving throw that would teleport or banish them.
* Prankster's Laughter: Once per day, as a reaction to being hit by an attack, the attuned wielder can release a burst of mischievous energy. The attacker must succeed on a DC 16 Wisdom saving throw or be affected by the "Tasha's Hideous Laughter" spell for 1 minute.
=== Eccentric Mastery (Requires Attunement): ===
* Absurd Adaptation: The N.U.K.E. adapts to its wielder's chaotic nature. The attuned wielder gains resistance to force damage.
* Reality Bender: Once per day, as an action, the attuned wielder can unleash a burst of chaotic energy. All creatures within a 30-foot radius must succeed on a DC 20 Constitution saving throw or be affected by the "Polymorph" spell for 1 minute, transforming into a random creature of the GM's choice.
The N.U.K.E. is an unpredictable and zany creation, perfect for those who revel in the absurdity of chaotic explosions. It is both a source of destructive power and a catalyst for hilariously unpredictable outcomes.