Plant Interviews 37: Garlic

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the smelliest lane-diversion plant. Well, the only lane-diversion plant for that matter.
Me: "HiGarlic!"
Garlic: "Hi Miles! Oh hello Sea-shroom!"
Sea-shroom: "Hello Garlic! (whispering to me) He's a bit smelly isn't he?"
Me: "(whispering to Sea-shroom) ShhIknowdontlethimhearyou!"
Garlic: "Don'tletmehearwhat?"
Me: "Nothing!"
Garlic: "Why are you talking so fast?"
Me: "IjustinterviewedCoffeeBeananywayIhearthatlanediversionisyourpassion?"
Garlic: "Oh yes! I can't go a day without diverting at least one zombie!"
Me: "DidyouknowthatintheWildWesttherewasaPianistZombiewhichmadezombieschangelanes?"
Garlic: "I heard about that zombie once! I...HATE IT!!! I MUST DESTROY IT!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Sea-shroom: "Calm down!"
Me: "Yescalmdownalot!"
Garlic: "You are telling me to calm down? A guy who's talking as fast as Coffee Bean? Ha!"
Me: "Imseriousyouneedtocalmdown!"
Garlic: "Fine! Next question!"
Me: "Doyouhaveanyfriends?"
Garlic: "Fume-shroom and Gloom-shroom."
Me: "Aretheytheonlyones?"
Garlic: "I've been meaning to meet a Bean I heard about. I forgot his name."
Sea-shroom: "Was it Chili Bean?"
Garlic: "Yes, it was!"
Me: "Iwillhavetowrapthisupnowbefore..."
Doom-shroom shows up.
Doom-shroom: "Well, well, well, look who's had too much caffiene! Did YOU wake me up? If so, you just sealed your fate!"
Me: "OHNORUN!"
Sea-shroom: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you're running too fast!"
Garlic: "I'll help you!"
Me: "Howillyouhelp?"
Garlic: "I'll divert him away from you!"
Me: "ThanksalotandbyeGarlic!"
Garlic: "No problem!"
Garlic diverts Doom-shroom off the roof.
Doom-shroom: "I'll find you Miles, even if I have to travel for miles!"
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