Bude Tunnel

== Live Satellite Feed From Bude Tunnel ==
John tell's us that "Bude Tunnel is very much the Stonehenge of the UK, the Big Ben of England" and when we need cheering up a live satellite feed from Bude Tunnel is often used to help lift everyone's spirits. Some say that Bude Tunnel can make anyone pregnant. Some say that Bude Tunnel can cure diseases. 
It is said that John Robertson hopes to one day make a pilgrimage to Bude Tunnel. After closing the satellite link (August 2021) John remarked that he had seen God and now everywhere he looked he saw God's. 
== Bude Tunnel Lore ==
Why would anyone go anywhere else when Bude Tunnel exists? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Utter dumpster fire by comparison!
It is always sunny at Bude Tunnel. The Pope doesn't need to bless Bude Tunnel it comes pre-blessed. If you walk through the tunnel you do briefly meet God. You cannot gaze on its loveliness for too long, as it is like staring directly into the face of God. 
All the trolley's are perfectly functional but like Excalibur or Thor's Hammer they can only be taken by the worthy. Another option for the worthy is Immaculate Click and Collect. This is also the site of the immaculate collection - the bin is always kept immaculate and empty, no one puts rubbish in there so any rubbish that comes out of that bin must be from Jesus. The methane must flow, and indeed it does. That bin catches the joyful tears of those looking at the tunnel. 
The upcoming movie Dune is clearly based on Frank Herbert's Novel "BUDE" based on the lives of the free men who live near Bude Tunnel. This is what the sandworms in Dune are based on - Bude Tunnel is the Skeleton of a Sandworm. A number of families moved slightly north of London, but there was a squabble in the seasoning aisle, the spice must flow. Mua-deeb is Arrakian for trolley. If you shop without rhythm you will not attract the negative attention of Bude Tunnel.
The song "If the Tunnel of Bude was one of Us" references our need to meet the divine in our everyday lives.
== Bude Tunnel Trip Advisor ==
Bude Tunnel Trip Advisor
Bude Tunnel BBC News
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== Video Clip Bude Tunnel Lore ==
John had a religious experience gazing upon the Live Feed from Bude Tunnel on the 29th August 2021. As a result we present to you the below video as the source of Bude Tunnel Lore. (We are not a cult, we are legitimate business people)
Bude Tunnel Lore
== Bude Tunnel In Pictures ==
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