The Joker vs Zombozo

The clown mastermind from the Ben 10 series, Zombozo, raps against Batman's archenemy and DC Comics supervillain, The Joker, to see who's the creepier clown and oh boy is there a lot of clowns who also want to prove they're the creepiest as well.
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THE JOKER
VS
ZOMBOZO
BEGIN!
=== Zombozo: ===
Welcome to the circus, I'm the killer clown ringleader
I'll spit Acid Breath on this pathetic death cheater
You seem like a tasty source of euphoria bubbling like so
That means a nice full meal for me, to whom clowns go
Got a kick out of fear gas? I'll kick you out of rapping
This empath vamp as voracious as any technovore's hacking
Too bad you got bleached, I'll give you true caulrophobia
May have headed the Jokerz but you seem more... "crony-er"
Your chance as big as Vulkanus sans the super suit
You couldn't kill me even if your BANG! could shoot
Best call your Amy Rose ripoff and Lex along soon
Or you will surely fall into Forever Knight, doom
You seem intimidated, I broke you easier than Fort Knox
But I need no hypnotist to diss this prick spitting a pox
I've seen scarier gags in Toontown, don't make me laugh
This over-zombie's far from a bozo, you split your name in half
Joe Kerr's a high quality secret identity - not
This marks the end of the clown who forgot
Forgot what, you ask? Invincible you're not
=== The Joker: ===
Hahaha! Now here is what good old Joe calls a Killing Joke
A 2-bit ripoff thinks its his victory if we go for broke
You were beaten by a ten year-old, I'd treat him like Todd
Then you'd make like little Ventriloquist and drown, you sod
The Clown Prince of Crime, put on your dunce's cap
Make fans smile with rhyming laughing gas, murder raps
Call it a trickshot when I plant a flag through your skull
I don't really care as long as I leave you a lifeless hull
You won't be so smug when I devour your brain like Cornelius Stirk
Beat you to death with a Thumbnail, a real wrench in sanity's works
Fort Knox? That was a bigger waste of time than Arkham
Put a whole canister into your maw, the end doth harken
Thrill viewers world-wide as gangs I inspire
To light this liar up a toasty funeral pyre
Climb up to your spyre and ensure you retire
I'm sure by now this second biggest emo is taken aback
As I leave your allies glitching worse than Aaron Stack
Hahaha, after all you're the biggest ripoff since Laughing Jack
(Pop Goes the Weasel starts playing softly in the background and the camera pans around to reveal a shadow. Laughing Jack slowly walks out of the shadows.)
=== Laughing Jack: ===
HAHAHAHA! Pop Goes the Weasel, this is more than just a game
When it all comes down to it, you'll surely be found insane
Let me elaborate and show you what you'll both be after this fall
Broken down like the rollercoasters and nailed to the wall
I'll haunt your dreams and your days, there's no escape
You call me a ripoff but no-one would believe I'm a fake
Like James' hard candies, I'll break you down with spit
It'll be pleasurable to open you up and take out the bits
All around the mulberry bush you could find clown parts
From the Prince's severed head to the fun vamp's beating heart
I’ll get your gang of clowns to kill you for such a dishonorable skit
Scare you out of your mind, Joker's the least scary TV clown since It
(Pop Goes the Weasel stops playing and the camera zooms out past Australia, the planet, and the galaxy until just blackness can be seen. A red mist begins to form and descends, the camera following it back down to the stage. It walks a step forward as the mist dissipates.)
=== Pennywise: ===
Looks like I return to the Loser's Club, well, one that won't win the game
Time to right my supposed wrong with Jack since you taste better afraid
This gaggle of goons sees me for they are all mere children at heart
Surely they realise that this ethereal entity would appear at the start
This Mr Gray's the superior being, not the fanfic of some sexual renown
You should Bowers before me lest my illusions have another pasta drown
These rapping turtles could never be near my level, unlike the Turtle
Kick you off a Dark Tower as to the final snack and victory I hurtle
This Dancing Clown is far scarier than you and all contenders period
I'm a consuming beast, the king of classic horror, that's why so serious
(A curtain falls across the stage in front of the rappers, then slowly pulls back to reveal Canio.)
=== Canio: ===
Classic horror? You don't seem to get the definition
A despicable jester of fiction from the age of superstition
Tis I, Canio, killing with an uncanny flow
Gutting any manic hoe whilst rocking pantyhose
Defeat by me so depressing I put Pagliacci in Watchmen
The thing that I'm stressing - I cull clowning NOT men
Laughing and Bozo go so low that their self-belief is odd
The first harlequin bowling solo, practically a horror god
=== ???: ===
Did someone say… god?
(The camera pans up to show a turn bar, which switches Canio and in to Kefka. The camera pans back down to show Kefka standing among the clowns.)
=== Kefka: ===
Monochrome dunce, you're not one to talk about meanings
God of magic, killed more than all of you I'm defeating
An imaginary Gacy against an unbridled deific blaster
This comic punk's as legit a foe for me as Blastaar
Pennywise won't be dancing when I make a clown out of him
Guts won't be dripping when I stomp this spaghetti on a whim
Let joyous evil incarnate be this gaggle of gulls final bane
Whether Can's, Zom's or Joker's, your teams are just the same!
(The camera moves so that you can see the torso and up of the rappers, as the roof slowly rolls open, and then a comet crashes into the camera, and when a new camera turns on from the other side of the stage, the Killer Klowns are standing in the middle.’
=== Killer Klowns: ===
==== Rudy: ====
Stop klowning around, we are by far the greatest killers
==== Slim: ====
Laughing Jack?
==== Jumbo: ====
I've seen scarier hallucinations in Thriller
==== Slim: ====
Outer space larrikins sure to stop your laughing
==== Rudy: ====
To victory we're mapping
==== Jumbo: ====
And your planet we're having!
==== Slim: ====
Send It back to the sewers
==== Rudy: ====
Sure "god" is going to curse this
==== All: ====
After we send these rejects back to their circus!
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=== Gamzee: ===
H0nk, h0nk, motherfuckers, you’re about to see a real arsenal,
Looks like a handful of misfits just stepped in the dark carnival
‘Cause I’ll be wrecking Joker harder than the acid wrecked his face,
Lead Pennywise to his demise and shoot Killer Klowns back to space 
Zombozo’s a fuckin slow poke, this GhostFreaks defeat is priceless 
Equip my club kind and leave Jack “ripped” up and Eyeless 
You come from novels or SomethingAwful and you think you’re unlawful 
But in terms of real monsters, you're more on par with McDonald 
You kernelsprites think you know eternal strife but I’m the puppeteer 
Palazzo calls himself a God but he know’s he not near my Tier 
My Hero Mode’s the most lyrical - Eating up Killers like Serial 
To end this battle with your head intact would be a motherfucking miracle
(A voice can be heard over the loudspeaker as a door slowly opens.)
=== PA System: ===
We have a containment breach on SCP-993! Task Force A to intercept!
(The door is fully opened revealing SCP-993.)
=== SCP-993: ===
Children, welcome to a new episode of Bobble
A real comedic killer leaves you at least hobbled
Drive kids to the kill while kids drive It to starving
There's no extra segment today, JUST CLOWN HALVING!
Stalk you into a state of eternal paranoia
Unlike 963 I'll do far more than annoy ya
If you were even a little mature you'd be comatose
But this way I get into the minds of the prince of jokes
Best not open the camera feed, this isn't FNAF
My flow puts even this supposed magic god to death
I'm homegrown and more menacing than these outsources
Leave the audience in silent awe AS I STOP YOUR LIFE FORCES
Role model torturer, stalker and butcher-slash-chef
Cook up all your carnivals, be Home, stuck in megadeath
Memetics make a killer become killer, you know it's true
One last thing - FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
(A flaming circles appears in the air and Violator steps out.)
=== Violator: ===
Seems its time for a true brainwasher to take the mike
When I have you under my control my brothers'll hike
You're foul rodents like the city, I'll surely take the Wynn
Like a knife I'll slice through the defences within
My presence enough but I'll still send an army after you
I'm not Clowning around so you know my threats are truth
Laughing is like some sick cross between me and Spawn
He'll make lkie any Angel then, and be the one on the wall
The soul of an unholy trinity, gangsters can't touch me
Demons dominate humans and arachnids, doing so justly
The only clown ever to beat the Violator? That'd be myself
Experiments and ghosts will be crushed by my wealth
Of ammuntion and sick disses, aliens will sleep with the fishes
Street-grade acid vicious, hellblazer like John's greatest wishes
Take a bite out of a vampire like so much candy
Thought you'd win? How unrealistically dandy
(A bus drives in front of the rappers and Twisty and Dandy Mott step out.)
=== Twisty and Dandy Mott: ===
==== Dandy Mott: ====
No, Dandy would be me
==== Twisty: ====
now you face an American Horror Story
Your blue stars will never get to us when we go gory
==== Dandy Mott: ====
Assisting in your demises
==== Twisty: ====
Because I'm the main act here, fuckers
==== Dandy Mott: ====
Better run back to your clown cave
==== Twisty: ====
Before we reduce the numbers
==== Dandy Mott: ====
It'll take a whole lot more than a Halloween recolour
==== Twisty: ====
Or two entities to stop us making this battle...
==== Twisty and Dandy Mott: ====
funner
==== Dandy Mott: ====
Stop hitting yourself, Violator
==== Twisty: ====
You'll need more than wits to take us
And it'll take a lot more than secret magic to break us!
==== Dandy Mott: ====
Narcissis here to end this
==== Twisty: ====
We owned this contest before commencement
==== Twisty and Dandy Mott: ====
OUR WORDS LEAVE YOU SHAKING HARDER THAN THE FEED FROM THE EXPERIMENT!
(A flaming ice cream truck drives through the bus and Needles Kane jumps out.)
=== Needles Kane: ===
Shut up Dorian Grey and co, it's time to have some fun
Leave Zombozo actually zombified, I am my father's son (I think)
A real horror story will break out of the man's shadow
Coolest, scariest and darkest, I won't Dandy to the narrow
Burn this demon hotter than my head's infinite hellflame
Sweet Tooth for lyrics, your verse is like your past - lame
No Foundation's Able to take me down, Marcus barely can
Challenging Gold Tooth is a sure way to shorten lifespans
Kefka may think he's high class but he's barely a toddler
Thought King's work was perverted but Hussie's is even odder
Leave you Twisted like Metal when I race stylistically
Now I'll be sure to leave this delusion's delusion history
I'll never stop, never repent, pull a Calypso, you're stuck
There are no heroes here and you're all fucked!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(A clown horn can be heard.)
OF HISTORY!