Nintendo Wii U

The Nintendo Wii U is a new shaming system made by Microsoft. However, Nintendo made the Wii, so Microsoft was forced to give up the Wii U on threat of $10,000,000,000 in fines and up to seven months, two weeks, four days, three hours, and twenty-four minutes in jail. The Wii U is currently sold by Nintendo's Head of Marketing, Morshu. Morshu isn't really the head of marketing, but Nobody cares.
The Wii U was originally made as a joke because it sounds like Wee You. However, Bill Gates actually thought his employees were being serious, and started production. Microsoft Sam warned of the copyright violation, so Gates put a bullet through Sam's robotic head. Nintendo's pet elephant attacked Microsoft headquarters, and Nintendo now owns the rights to the Wii U.
The Wii U is rumored to have the capabilities to play Blu-Ray. But this is a lie, as it is obviously unlegal and launch Wiis couldn’t play DVDs without hacking. The Wii U is actually not very good at playing real shames. Just more of that Mario crap. And then something about going to a carnival and signing up as a clown. Other than that, it is only third-party shames such as The Loserific Adventure and The Happy Trees of Bob Ross. 
The Wii U is actually a gigantic FAIL. This is because the Wii U is the most primitively made console ever known to man. In fact, it is like taking all of the bad parts of a Nintendo DS, and mixing it with the Nintendo Wii (which is only bad parts). The Wii U has been compared to a piece of paper that plays Mario shames.
Recently, Nintendo released a update to the Wii U, making it capable to play ANY game made by everyone else other then Nintendo.
The only good thing about the Wii U is it can play the entire Wii library, but you have to go into the vWii and insert the disc. Shamecube shames also can’t be played and some homebrew doesn’t work. FAIL
Category:Shaming systems
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Category:Machines
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