Foolawyers

- | " Well Well Well! You Have Committed Something, SOMETHING that irritated the Judician Order or Another Citizen (Who In turn, Went to A Judician. Ha, Those Hypocrites!) Now there's a dispute to settle, i the most boring and beureocratic way possible! But Fear Not! As you Will Be Defended By Your Personal Foolawyer! "
Just, Don't Expect a Shirt & A Tie. Like, At All. 
Judician Rulings and DIsputes are fun not because of the Judicians Or The Players Themselves, But Foolawyers? Man. Those are true madman.
The best Foolawyer can convince the Most Obtuse Judician to forgive a mass murderer. Not Joking. 
The ABilty Of a Foolawyer Comes in Taking The Strangest Things and turning them into logic and reason, to Fool a Judician. 
Yes, Foolawyers Hate Judicians! Who would have said?
The Most Spectacular Legal Battles are stuff of Legend. The Most Important Trials are often presided by a good chunk of The City. 
(Big Courtrooms For Big Egos.)