The Derbyshire Legend/Transcript

This is the official transcript.
== Part 1: Voyage Preparation ==
(Shows Mondo Cinema Logo on screen)
(Shows Memely Studios Logo on screen)
(Shows Map of Britain)
(Shows MV Derbyshire at port)
TBA
== Part 4: The Dance ==
(The Star by Mariah Carey plays)
(After a few dance shots, the camera cuts to 1x1x1x1)
1x1x1x1: Well, it looks like that girl has completely fallen in love with that stupid deck hand. I'm gonna have to report this to the boss.
== Part 6: The Baron's Plan ==
1x1x1x1: Boss! I found out that Emily has fallen in love with one of the deck hands!
Baron: The time has come to take decisive action!
== Part 10: The Derbyshire's Last Breath ==
Memely: Ready?
Emily: I'm not afraid as long as I'm with you.
== Part 11: Arrival in Japan ==
(Camera cuts to the stolen lifeboat carrying the Baron and his gang)
Baron: Well it seems we're lost in the middle of Typhoon Alley with no land in sight!
1x1x1x1: Could this possibly get any worse?!
Andrew: Keep rowing, Jeffy!