Eh-oh Swan

Eh-Oh Swan (literally Hello Swan in Telugu) is the 31st episode of the 2015 Teletubbies TV show. Laa-Laa discovers what a swan is through some internet misadventures, so she tries to find one in the wild.
==Plot==
One day, Laa-Laa is bored because there is nobody for her to play with. So, she, like every other kid would do nowadays (and us older folk too, let's not kid ourselves), consults TECHNOLOGY! She goes on the Tubby Phone. But, if thoust can beliveth it, there's nothing for her to do on it! So, she speaks gibberish because she's really bored. The Tubby Phone misinterprets it as a voice command to look up the google search results for "swan", so it shows Laa-Laa random pictures of swans. Laa-Laa shows mild interest, and so, she continues to go down the rabbit hole. She sees the beauty, the grace, and the unparalleled fury of an angry swan. She sees black swans and coscorobas, which aren't even really swans but oh well. Black-necks and whoopers, trumpeters and mutes, of all the waterfowl in the UnWorld, they're the most wonderful and cute. Pretty soon, Laa-Laa becomes swan-obsessed and starts to call everybody a swan. In response, Dipsy calls her a goose (which he was coincidentally making a robotic replica of. It won't ever attack the Home Dome we swear), Tinky Winky asks what a swan is, and Po just takes out a glock and shoots her. Laa-Laa decides she wants to see a swan for herself after respawning. So, she runs away yelling "SWAN SWAN SWAN!!!!" and slams the door shut.
Meanwhile, the Tiddlytubbies crawl out of Home Dome to the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, unbeknownst to their superiors. They see a swan swimming in the lake. Not knowing what it is, they jump into the lake and paddle towards it. Suddenly, the swan go beserk and haphazardly flies around everywhere. The Tiddlytubbies try to evade it, but Ba accidentally kicks the swan in its beak when trying to dive deeper. Even angrier than before, the swan begins to brutally attack them. Umpie-Pumpie's guts begin to spew out of his screen area. Ping tries shoving them back in, but Umpie-Pumpie is dead so Ping ends up being no help at all. Nobody is there to help the poor Tiddlytubbies... until Laa-Laa shows up! However, she doesn't help them. She just obsesses over the fact that she's finally able to see a real swan. The swan bites Ba's antenna. Laa-Laa laughs and says "Again, again!" The swan bites Ba again. The rest of the episode is just Laa-Laa laughing at the Tiddlytubbies being killed by the swan, and the other Teletubbies joining in. Eventually, Noo-Noo, Görcho, N. Trance and WaMr. L all come in to join the Teletubbies in this distubing venture. The episode ends after Alt 2.0 comes, takes a few quick glances, and tells the masses that their beloved babies are dying. Laa-Laa just makes a shocked expression.
==Trivia==
*Rumor has it that there is an alternate take of this episode involving echidnas instead of swans. We have dispatched an entire group of crooks lost media adventure detective archaeologists to look for it in Teletubby Land, but so far there's been no news. We believe a shaved baboon might've killed them.
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