Annoying Orange: Monster Burger!/Transcript

Orange: Yo! I got fat beats! (Beatboxes and imitates record scratch, laughs)
(Dane puts the hamburger on the counter.)
Hamburger: Hey! Get you paws off me, mister!
(Record scratches)
Orange: Wh-- Huh?!?
Hamburger: Oh, hey. What's up?
Orange: (screaming)
Hamburger: Whoa! What's with all the screaming?
Orange: MONSTER! (screaming)
Hamburger: Yeah. I'm not a monster. Hamburger.
Orange: Get away from me, monster! (spitting seeds at the hamburger)
Hamburger: Ah, gross! Are you seriously spitting seeds at me, right now?!
Orange: I'll never let you destroy the kitchen! (spitting seeds at the hamburger)
Hamburger: Bleh! Destroy the what?
Orange: You'll never take me alive!! (shooting hamburger with a machine gun)
Hamburger: AAH!! Oh! How does an orange have a gun?
Orange: (continues shooting) EAT LEAD, MONSTER!!
Hamburger: AAH!! STOP IT!!
(Orange stops shooting.)
Hamburger: Okay. Are we calm, now? Can we just talk like normal--
(Orange was shooting a hamburger.)
Hamburger: AAH! OH! KNOCK IT OFF!!
Orange: (stops shooting) Sorry. Itchy trigger finger.
Hamburger: Jeez! What is with you?!
Orange: What? You look like a monster.
Hamburger: I'm not a monster. I told you, I'm a hamburger.
Orange: More like, "Monster Burger."
Hamburger: I'm not a monster! Cripes, is this how you treat all of your guest, scream, call them names, and then shoot at 'em?
Orange: Ummmmm...
(In the flashback; Dane puts the peach on the counter.)
Peach: Yo, what's up, bro?
Orange: (screams) It's a butt fruit!
(Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at Peach. Peach was screaming. On the second flashback; Danes puts the grape on the counter.)
Grape: Ooooo! This place looks nice.
Orange: (screams) It's a midget green alien!
(Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at Grape'. Grape was screaming. On the third flashback; Danes puts the ugli on the counter.)
Ugli: Hello, friend.
Orange: (screams) It's an ugly fruit!
(record scratches)
Ugli: Yeah. You're right. I am an ugli fruit.
Orange: Oh. (waited and grabs the machine gun and shoots at ugli.)
(Ugi was screaming and then the flashback ends.)
Orange: Yeah, right. I would never do that. (nervous laugh)
Hamburger: Fff. Yeah, I'm sure.
Orange: So then, you're not gonna eat me, Monster Burger?
Hamburger: Bro, I'm a hamburger. How many time do I have to tell you?
Orange: Hamburger? Do you park in the porking lot? (laughing)
Hamburger: Puns? Really?
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Orange: Ha! I bet you do things really full boar. (laughing)
Hamburger: Ugh! Those puns don't even make sense! I'm made of beef, not ham!
Orange: Wait. Monster Burgers are made of beef? Sounds like bovine intervention. (laughing)
Hamburger: Huhuhuhu, SHUT IT!! LISTEN!! If I have to tell you; one more time and I'm not a monster, I'm gonna hit you so hard, Chuck Norris would be impressed!
Orange: Violence won't solve anything.
Hamburger: YOU WERE THE ONE SHOOTING ME WITH THE GUN!!!
Orange: Self defence.
Hamburger: Self de-- (growl) Good lord, you're annoying!
Orange: I'm not annoying, I'm an ora--
Hamburger: Let me guess, ORANGE! HA! Freaking hilarious! Yeah!
Orange: Okay, okay. If you're not a monster, then what are you?
Hamburger: I told you: Hamburger! Meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and other stuff in here.
(record scatches)
Orange: HUUUUH?!!
Hamburger: What?
Orange: You ate lettuce, cheese, and tomato alive?!!
Hamburger: Ugh, no. I didn't actually eat--
Orange: YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!
(Orange grabs the machine and shoots hamburger while screaming. Hamburger screams.)
Orange: YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN, MONSTER BURGER!!!
Hamburger: STOP! STOP!! STOP!!!
(Orange continues shooting hamburger while screaming.)
Hamburger: STOP SHOOTING ME!!!!
Orange: (stops shooting) Well, stop eating my friends!
Hamburger: I didn't eat your friends! Just because I'm made of these things doesn't mean that I ate them! I'm not a monster! Just a hamburger! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK PEEL!!!!!!
(Orange was waiting, and Hamburger was panting while waiting.)
Orange: Um, hey.
Hamburger: WHAT?!!! WHAT IS IT?!!
Orange: Monster Burger.
Hamburger: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR PEEL OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR--
(Monster Burger appeared on the counter and roars. Hamburger screams. Monster Burger chews the hamburger.)
Hamburger: THE IRONY! AAH, HE'S KILLING ME!! AH--
(The monster burger ate the whole burger and swallows it.)
Orange: Whoa! That monster burger is really deranged. (laughing)
Monster Burger: What? I don't get it.
Orange: Oh. So, you're a hamburger. And hamburgers are made of beef. Beef  come from cows and cows hang out at a range. Get it? De-ranged?
Monster Burger: (gasp) I get it!
(Orange and Monster Burger were laughing. Orange grabs a machine gun and shoots at monster burger. The monster burger was screaming.)
(The End)
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