Edwina Ackerman

Edwina Jay Ackerman (Born February 7, 2004) is a spoiled, stuck-up, shallow, girly and beautiful 20-year old teenage girl who's the gender-opposite doppelganger of Caden Lynch, as well as the lead singer and lead electric guitarist of The Painfullicious Pain-Causers, The Rockin' Rocknight Rockets' rival band. They exist not only to become famous, but to try to overthrow The Rockin' Rocknight Rockets and become bigger than them. She is voiced by Anndi McAfee.
==Personality==
Edwina is a rude, stuck-up, shallow 20-year old rich girl. She is a hardcore girly-girl who is primarily interested in fashion and gossip. She is spoiled and vain, always thinking about herself and being beautiful. She speaks like a stereotypical valley girl, always using the words "like" and "totally" in every one of her sentences. She loves fashion and makeup, and loves to make herself pretty. She is also a hotshot skateboarder. She hates Eric Winans the most out of all the members of The Rockin' Rocknight Rockets.
Edwina will stop at nothing to make her band a bigger and better band than The Rockin' Rocknight Rockets'. She is very determined to do so and will let nothing get in her way. She is the daughter of the richest woman in the world, Henrietta Ackerman.
She is really selfish, and thinks everything in the whole world belongs to her. In one episode, she said "So like, the Earth like totally revolves around the Sun? Daddy always like totally said the world like totally revolved around me."
She hates being called a moron, and whenever she hears somebody say it, she starts fuming.
She is also a cheerleader as well, and is the captain of her high school's cheerleading squad.
She is not only the gender-opposite doppelganger of Caden Lynch, but she is also the gender-opposite doppelganger of Eric Winans as well.
==Tropes About Her==
*Alpha Bitch: The series' main one. She's rude, spoiled, manipulative, and always determined to make her band the best in the world.
*The Cheerleader: As the captain, no less!
*Drama Queen: Oh definitely.
*Expy: Of Ashley Ambruster from Recess, even having the same voice as her.
**She, Brianna and Erica are also basically the Heathers.
*Girl Posse: Her, Brianna and Erica make up this.
*Girly Girl: She is primarily interested in fashion and gossip.
*Hair-Trigger Temper: She is EXTREMELY aggressive and is really, REALLY quick to anger.
*It's All About Me: Edwina's general attitude, to the point she's shocked to hear that the earth revolves around the sun, instead apparently taking her Daddy's remark that "the universe revolves around me!" seriously.
*Jerkass: She's a REAL big jerk. Not only that, but she's an even BIGGER jerk towards Eric.
*Like is Like, a Comma: She always uses the word "like" in every sentence.
*Meaningful Name: Edwina is an English term meaning "rich friend", perfectly describing her status as a spoiled rich girl. Her last name, Ackerman, gets its' name from a medieval term denoting feudal status, perfectly describing her and her band's relationship with The Rockin' Rocknight Rockets.
*Metal Scream: Oh definitely.
*No Indoor Voice: She shouts a LOT, especially whenever she gets angry or excited.
*Pink Means Feminine: When she isn't wearing her band uniform, she wears a pink outfit.
*Rich Bitch: Edwina's a typical upper-class snob.
*Valley Girl: Out of all the members of The Painfullicious Pain Causers, Edwina speaks the most like this.
*Verbal Tic: Always uses "like" and "totally" in every sentence. She also uses "no way" and "OMG" whenever she's excited. She also calls people she hates "dweebs".
*Vocal Dissonance: In the Italian dub, her voice is lower and more mature. In the USA, NYC, Canadian & Latin-America dubs, she has a high-pitched voice.
*Vocal Evolution: Her voice tended to get whinier with each passing season in the USA & NYC dubs.
==Quotes==
*"HEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!! THEY SHOULD LIKE, TOTALLY BE CHEERING FOR MEEEEE, NOT THEEEEEEM!!!!!!!"
*"Who like, totally cares about all of this crap?"
*"Like, out of the way, Dorkin' Dorknight Dorkets! Much better and like, most unstoppable band coming through!"
*"My daddy is soooo gonna sue you all!"
*"Whatevuuuur!"
*"Um, like, hellooooo? Brand new amplifier and like, brand new guitar?"
*"I'm like, totally the most popular rockstar!"
*"Get ready to lose, Dorkin' Dorknight Dorkets, 'cause you're like, totally gonna fail this contest."
*"Go die in a fire, Winans! I'm like, totally prettier than you'll ever be, you stupid little dweeb!"
*"(scoffs) As if! That was all, like, purely strategic!"
*"Uggggh! I can't like, totally play my music if there's fish smell here!"
*"I hope you like, totally burn in hell."
*"Like, that's my purse, and like, those are my sparkling dresses. And if you even try to like, totally touch them with your dirty hands, YOU'RE LIKE, SOOOO GONNA BE DEAD!!!!!!!"
*"No, Dorkin' Dorknight Dorkets! Those are like, totally mine!"
*"Like, what the hell do you think you're doing, Winans?!?!?!"
*"Ha HA! You losers lost! This like totally proves that we're the better band!"
*"Like, that's MY lip gloss, you stupid little dweeb!"
*"I am SOOOO not going in the water! It'll like totally ruin my mascara!"
==Gallery==
File:Edwina playing her guitar in her Painfullicious Pain-Causers band clothes.png|Edwina playing her red electric guitar.
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