WotW: Week 26

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Weak of the Week 	Weak of the Week
 	
Jabberjaw 	Jabberjaw
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Yeah, get a good look right there. That is what a gritty reboot summer blockbuster version of Jabberjaw would look like. What's next, Speed Buggy starring Vin Diesel? Man, that 11 episode series that ran for one season back in the mid-70s must have really left an impression on you, dude. To make a clone of a character that lame takes real devotion. I would say why didn't Cryptic block that name, but they never in their wildest nightmares could have imagined one of their users ripping off such a lame show. Jabberjaw was all ready a gigantic rip-off of multiple things, so this weak peen would be like a rip-off rip-off. This is almost as dumb as The Robonic Stooges, but if the Robonic Stooges were on a gritty summer blockbuster movie. No, auto-correct, I spelled "Robonic" correctly. Not Robotic, that's not good enough, you have to combine moronic with Robotic to get Robonic. I guess that's what they were going for...who knows what Hanna-Barbera or Ruby-Spears or whoever the frick made up the Robonic Stooges were thinking, and I don't have time to analyze it I'm trying to do a Weak of the Week entry here, and I have like 20 minutes before the week is over. Anyway, back to Jabberjaw. I'd hate to see what a gritty version of a guy named Clamhead would look like. Would he still stutter like a fool? Perhaps he would be like "Habba-habba-habba! Get to the LZ!" Would he now have a cell-patterned leather superhero outfit that he would wear while jamming out in Loch Vegas with The Neptunes? Better yet, would he be played by Pharrell Williams? Then all things would come full circle. You know, I wonder if Pharrell ripped off Jabberjaw too?Why does everyone like that show so much!? What do they see in it that I don't? it was just Josie and the Pussycats but with tons of crappy underwater puns! Well, from me you get no respect, you weak rip-off.	Yeah, get a good look right there. That is what a gritty reboot summer blockbuster version of Jabberjaw would look like. What's next, Speed Buggy starring Vin Diesel? Man, that 11 episode series that ran for one season back in the mid-70s must have really left an impression on you, dude. To make a clone of a character that lame takes real devotion. I would say why didn't Cryptic block that name, but they never in their wildest nightmares could have imagined one of their users ripping off such a lame show. Jabberjaw was all ready a gigantic rip-off of multiple things, so this weak peen would be like a rip-off rip-off. This is almost as dumb as The Robonic Stooges, but if the Robonic Stooges were on a gritty summer blockbuster movie. No, auto-correct, I spelled "Robonic" correctly. Not Robotic, that's not good enough, you have to combine moronic with Robotic to get Robonic. I guess that's what they were going for...who knows what Hanna-Barbera or Ruby-Spears or whoever the frick made up the Robonic Stooges were thinking, and I don't have time to analyze it I'm trying to do a Weak of the Week entry here, and I have like 20 minutes before the week is over. Anyway, back to Jabberjaw. I'd hate to see what a gritty version of a guy named Clamhead would look like. Would he still stutter like a fool? Perhaps he would be like "Habba-habba-habba! Get to the LZ!" Would he now have a cell-patterned leather superhero outfit that he would wear while jamming out in Loch Vegas with The Neptunes? Better yet, would he be played by Pharrell Williams? Then all things would come full circle. You know, I wonder if Pharrell ripped off Jabberjaw too?Why does everyone like that show so much!? What do they see in it that I don't? it was just Josie and the Pussycats but with tons of crappy underwater puns! Well, from me you get no respect, you weak rip-off.
Offences 	Offences
• Gritty• Licensed Character 	• Gritty• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Grrrr--You Blubberhead! 	Grrrr--You Blubberhead!
Category:Weak of the Week