The Protectors of the Canonical Worlds/Spinoffs/PCW Ask

(This is an ask for characters from The Protectors of the Canonical Worlds, a story that can be found here.)
(This takes place.. Slightly after Part 8 of Chapter 2 of Episode 0. Not directly after, parts of Part 9 have also happened. [Don't worry, it's nothing you couldn't have reasonably predicted from the previous parts of the story.] But it's non-canon. You'll see what I mean if you both read the series up to that point [if you haven't already.. Also, the story died after that], and read the rest of this post afterwards. It does hint a little bit about Part 9, though.)
(Ask your questions in the comments, and the agents will respond in-character!)
----------------------------------------------------
Celia:Deric, seriously, why are we doing this? We're supposed to be stopping the Sue-phantom!
Deric:Haven't you figured it out already? Our next spot isn't spawning. We're clearly in a story ourselves, and the writer got lazy and now we're here.
Celia:I still don't get what you're talking about..
Deric:Missing area? That's not a fault of the fanfic! Don't you get it, Celia? We're in a story as well!
Celia:..Um, I don't think Management would like you breaking the 4th wall.
Deric:Look, I'll patch it back up when Mt. Coffin shows up and the writer actually does something to let us kill off the Sue-phantom. Until then, might as well reveal ourselves to a few readers.
Celia:Deric, what if they make Badfic of us? There's a reason why we weren't supposed to go around doing this kind of stuff!
Deric:If they were going to do that, they would have already, wouldn't they? I've been posting the mission log ever since you failed at beating Jevil.
Celia:..You WHAT?!?!
Deric:..Look, it went fine! Not a single PCW Badfic was written! And it's not like the PCW doesn't already have things to protect itself from canon warping..
Deric:Anyways, we don't want our continuum to gray out and start dying off.
Celia:That's not what happens to abandoned works, Deric, their continua continue to exist-They just stop growing and remain in their early, unstable forms..
Deric:Look, it might help people make good PCW fanfiction.
Celia:It's just not worth the risk.
Deric:What else are we supposed to do before Mt. Coffin springs into being? Sit around, do nothing, get bored?
Celia:Maybe we can play some Quidditch!
Deric:We'll get bored of that long before the author ends this hiatus.
Deric:Anyways, we're the Protectors of the Canonical Worlds-Protecting the worlds from bad fanfiction! Questions about the organization can be sent here. We'll try to answer it the best we can.
Celia:By the way, where's Adipiscing?
Deric:I think her actor isn't here. ...Actually, maybe that's why the story was grinded to a halt. Even still, we're stuck here, so we might as well answer questions from the viewers.
Celia:Look, I still don't think we should be doing this. Aren't we supposed to not break triverse canon? We're not canon to the triverse, so we can't reveal our existence! This is why we wear disguises, Deric! Don't you remember that if we start breaking canon, we're doing just as much harm as the fanfic itself?
Deric:The story is literally dead. We can't influence canon. If I go back to Palutemque, time will probably be frozen there, and we'll see it just how it was when we left. There's no problem with doing this. So let's just get to answering questions, shall we?
---------------------------------------
(Note:This is not canon to the PCW.. Though I might just keep it as an alternative continuity somewhere. Anyways, ever wanted to know more about the agents? Here's the time to do that!)
(I figured I might as well not let the PCW die off completely. Combining this with the currently also dead PCW counterpart of The Multiverse Chronicles [which probably won't continue for a while], you at least have some PCW material to look at while waiting for Part 9 to come out.)
(...There are people who read The Protectors of the Canonical Worlds other than Butterfly, right?) 
---------------------------------------
Celia:What if the story gets resumed while we're still in our non-disguised form?
Deric:That won't happen. The authors know that'd make a plot hole. They'll revert all of this away. ..Now, why haven't we been getting any questions? Don't any of you want to know how we protect the worlds from the bad fanfiction?
Celia:Maybe they learned all they needed to know from your mission reports that YOU posted!
Deric:They haven't learned everything yet! And maybe they'd like to know about our relations with other agents? Maybe they want to know about HQ? Or the rules? Or.. US? Nobody knows why we joined the PCW, or where it came from..
Celia:Deric, even WE don't know where the PCW came from. Which is rather strange, considering the fact that most organizations teach their history..
Deric:Maybe it involves too many departnments. After all, we're in the Mary Sue Department. There's the Spacial Distortions Department, the Anachronism Department, the Bad Crossover Departnment, the Bad Pairings Department..
Celia:I thought it had another name..
Deric:It did, but Management had to change it. I wonder if other people have been posting the mission logs to a different world, and they don't want people to see the old name? We're not saying it.
Deric:Either way, it'd probably be too much to explain where the PCW came from. Though maybe we could portal back to HQ and ask the scientists what they think.
Celia:During a mission?!
Deric:I told you, our story is on pause. It won't be a problem.