The Eclair Witch Project

The Eclair Witch Project is an Annoying Orange Parody of the Blair Witch Project . The video was released during the 2015 Shocktober, and currently has over 8000 likes.
==Plot==
The footage starts with Orange, Midget Apple, and Grapefruit an urban legend called the Eclair Witch. They are heading around town, getting interviews from other foods about the mystery, while cracking a few terrible puns along the way (courtesy of Orange).
Their goal is to travel into the back woods of the kitchen, and figure out if the Eclair Witch real or not. As they head into the woods, Orange sings terrible songs while he films. Suddenly, Graprefruit hears a sound, and he tells everybody to listen up. Midget Apple doesn't hear anything, but then Orange tells him to listen closer, and uses that as an opportunity to burp as loud as he can. Midget Apple, now pretty angry, declares to go alone, and says to give him the map. But Grapefruit says he already gave the map to Midget Apple. The three start to panick, realizing they lost the map. and they're lost in the woods.
While they are sleeping in the tent, they hear footsteps. It gets closer, and closer, and closer. Everybody starts to panic thinking it may be the Eclair Witch. When something starts clawing at the tent, Grapefruit goes out to investigate. He screams, and doesn't come back for the rest of the night.
The next morning, Orange and Midget Apple open the tent to see a bunch of donut shaped stick formations hanging down from trees. It's the symbol of the Eclair Witch. Orange cracks a pun saying "Holey Donut!", and Midget Apple annoyed, says that at this rate, they will die.
That night, Orange makes a tearfilled apology to all the Kitchen on the tape for dying out in the woods (as well as cracking a pun in as well). Suddenly, Both Midget Apple and Orange hear Grapefruit calling for help in an abandoned Ginger Bread House.
They head in, and Orange plays Marco Polo with Grapefruit, to see how close their getting to him. Startled, Midget Apple accidently falls down the stairs. Orange's mood turns from happy, to scared, when he hears Midget Apple screaming.
He heads down the stairs, but when no one replies to his calls, Grapefruit jumpscare's Orange, saying he managed to escape the Eclair Witch, but Midget Apple appears out of the distance, possessed and vomiting. Orange and Grapefruit scream as Midget Apple attacks them. He destroys the camera, and the footage ends, leaving the fates of the fruits unkown.
==Transcript==
Text: In 2013, three fruit filmakers embarked into the woods surrounding the kitchen to film a documetary. They never came back. A year later their footage was found....
Orange: (Whimpering) I just want to apologize to Midget Apple's mom, and Grapefruit's mom, and my mom. I'm so, so sorry, because it is all my fault. I should have brought more tissues, but because I didn't (Changes tone from Sad to temporarily Happy) now you got Boogers all over Ya' screen! (Laughs).
Midget Apple: Orange!!
Orange: (chanting) Boogers! Boogers! Boogers! Boogers! Boogers! Boogers! Boogers! Boggers!
(The footage cuts back to the begging, to show the title card. Then it cuts to the first interview)
Cowboy Potato: The Eclair Witch you say? Oh no! You don't want to go messing around with no Eclair Witch.
(Footage Cuts to second interview)
Grandma Rasin: They say it floats over the ground, doesn't touch the floor at all, like a balloon.
Orange: What? It's a baboon? Ha! Solved it, it's just a baboon guys, we can go home now!
Midget Apple: Orange!!!
(Footage cuts to third interview)
Corn: Betty Baker says she think's the body's filled with pastrey cream, like an Eclair?
Graprefruit: Uh, thats a Boston Creme!
Orange: No,it's a Bizmark! 
Midget Apple: Guys!!!
Apple: Historically, wherever Eclair Witch strikes, this symbol's been found near by.
(Apple shows a ring made of sticks hung by a string)  
(static) 
Midget Apple: What does this donut shaped bundle of sticks really mean? The answer to that question lies hidden in the darkness of the woods, waiting to be discovered.
(Grapefruit farts) 
Midget Apple: Orange!
Grapefruit: That was me actually. 
Orange: Wow! Nice push. (laughs) 
(Midget Apple groans) 
(static) 
Orange: Group shot! Show 'em what we got. 
Midget Apple: Hey everybody! We're going to find out if the Eclair Witch is real, or not.
Grapefruit: There she is! 
Midget Apple: (frantically) Where? Where? (Midget Apple pees himself) 
Grapefruit: (chuckles) I totally got you guys. 
Midget Apple: Not funny, brah! I wet myself. 
Orange: And I got it on tape. (laughs) 
Grapefruit: Spring break 2013! Woo-hoo! 
(static) 
Orange: Oh, grill the river and over the woods, to find a witch made of dough.
Grapefruit: Orange, be quiet. I think I heard something. 
Midget Apple: Knock it off, Grapefruit. You're just going to yell Spring Break again. 
Grapefruit: I'm not. Just listen! 
Midget Apple: I don't hear anything. 
Orange: Shh. Listen harder. (Orange burps and laughs) 
Midget Apple: Ahh! You guys suck! I'm going to go back to the car. Give me the map. 
Grapefruit: What? I already gave you the map. 
Midget Apple: Um... where's the map, guys? 
Orange: Ooh, I see it. It's under there. 
Grapefruit: Under where? Orange: (laughs) Made you say underwear.
(Midget Apple groans) 
Grapefruit: Yeah. 
(static) 
Midget Apple: Is that footsteps? 
Grapefruit: Maybe, but why is that scary?
Midget Apple: Because we don't know anyone with feet! 
Orange: Okay. It's the middle of the night and some super freaky stuff is starting to happen.You hear that? 
Grapefruit: Hello? 
Orange: Try playing Marko Polo with it. Marko...! MARRRRRKKKKOOOOOOO...! (laughs) 
Midget Apple: Guys! What's happening? 
Grapefruit: It's just a bunch of finger clawing at the tent. Why is that scary? 
Midget Apple: Because we don't know anyone with fingers! 
Orange: Good point. (laughs) 
(All screaming) 
Grapefruit: I'm going to find out what that is- (screams) 
(growling sounds)
Midget Apple: Grapefruit! Come back! COME BACK! GRAPEFRUIT?! 
Orange: Marko...! 
(static) Orange: So, Grapefruit didn't come back last night. We're completely lost and- 
Midget Apple: Orange! Look!
Orange: Holy donut! (laughs) Get it? Holy? (laughs again) 
Midget Apple: Har har har. We're all gonna die.
(static) 
Orange: I'm so. So, sorry. Because it's all my fault. I should've brought more tissues. All because I didn't...now you got boogers...all up in your screen! (laughs) Boogers, boogers, boogers. Boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers. (laughs) Boogers, boogers,boogers.
Midget Apple: No! 
Orange: Sorry. (laughs) Seriously though. We heard Grapefruit's voice coming from this old abandoned gingerbread house. 
Grapefruit: (echoing slightly) Hey, guys. 
Orange: There it is again. Let's go. 
Midget Apple: Aw, man. Aw, man. AW, MAN, AW, MAN, AW, MAN! 
(static) 
Orange: Marko!  
Grapefruit: Polo! 
Orange: Marko! 
Midget Apple: Don't yell! I almost fell--(screams)   
Orange: Whoa. Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to bring you down. (laughs)   
Midget Apple: Aw, no! Aw, NO!
Orange: Hang on little buddy. I'm coming for you.  
(static)   
Orange: Marko? Midget Apple? Marko! Marko?  
Grapefruit: Boo!  
Orange: (screams) Aw. No fair. You guys double teamed me. 
Grapefruit: Nah-uh! It was all me... right, Midget Apple? 
(Midget Apple appears, vomits and attacks Orange and Grapefruit)  
(Orange and Grapefruit screams)
               (static screen)                       
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