Mike Tyson VS Donkey Kong

Mike Tyson VS Donkey Kong is the first Gaming All-Star Rap Battle. It features Mike Tyson of Punch-Out!! and Donkey Kong of, well, Donkey Kong.
== Video ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWRgnL6N-U
== Audio ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/mike-tyson-vs-donkey-kong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMzR-DWV4QY
== Cast ==
Brandon Lorbes as Mike Tyson and Donkey Kong
== Lyrics ==
=== Mike Tyson: ===
Looks like this ape wants to come at my good aim and precision
If you want to fuck with me, you’ll have to get through my pet pigeons
I’ll punch your lights out; I’m the one thing that you fear
So come out the tree house and battle me you primian queer
You might have the big muscles but you just throw them useless barrels
I fought your entire Nintendo crew, left them in peril
So step to the ring and fight me you silly little ape
With a hook to the jaw, it’s like Saw, there is no escape
=== Donkey Kong: ===
Since 1981, I have been in this game
Your ass is the reason that boxing has gotten lame
You should stop biting that tongue you diabetic fuck
That tattoo melted through your head and your skills are losing luck
Little Mac can your ass so that means I can punch you out
You see this fist? I’m the reason what strength is all about
You don’t spit any rhymes you just literally SPIT
One more tip before you’re dissed, one word: QUIT
=== Mike Tyson: ===
Bitch, I’m a fucking poet, you’re a banana eating chimp
Just fight me like a man; you’ll become the meaning of wimp
There’s only one reason why your initials are that way
It means dick, starts with a D and ends with a K
=== Donkey Kong: ===
You better watch the language Mike cause your drool’s escaping your lip
My raps are banana peels and I got you to slip
I’ll get the giant hammer to fix those British looking teeth
I eat fruit to be strong, you just eat KFC beef
== Hint ==
Godly Challengers