The Apple Dumpling Gang/Transcript

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AMOS TUCKER: What do you think, Theodore?
THEODORE OGELVIE: He looks like a real live one. Come on!
All right!
Get him with the rope!
- Huh?
- Rope him!
Well, throw it!
Maybe, we can head him off at the pass.
Mm-hm.
Maybe, we'll do a little better this time.
Two of diamonds.
- Jack of diamonds.
- How about this?
- Three of diamonds.
- Oh.
Queen of diamonds.
Ace of diamonds.
Ten of hearts.
Well, how proud are you of that ace, Leonard?
- Ace bets a dollar.
- A dollar.
There was a time around here... when a jack high was worth a poke of gold.
- I'm in.
- Me too.
- I'm in.
- I'm folding.
Well, I'm in.
What's matter?
Did the mines dry up?
Quake of '65 pinched off the veins.
But, the quake we had two years ago finished us off for good.
Hasn't been 10 cents worth of gold taken out of Quake City since.
- Ace, ten is still you, Leonard.
- Bet a dollar.
I was wondering about that name, "Quake City"?
When you build a town on top of the Calaveras Fault, you can figure to get shook up once in a while.
- Ten.
- Me too. How's that?
Ain't that bad, Homer.
We've still got two fine saloons, our own theater, and the only hook and ladder this side of Chicago.
Come on...
You planning to settle down here, Mr. Donavan?
No, no, no. I'm working my way to New Orleans.
As soon as I get a big enough stake, I'm gonna open up my own place.
First class, too.
Red carpets, crystal chandeliers from Europe, two roulette tables.
- No, no.
- Good evening, gents.
- Oh.
- Homer.
If you need a haircut, Wintle, my barbershop's closed.
If you're looking to sue somebody, my court's open every second Tuesday.
If you want the sheriff, I'm playing' poker.
Deuces bet a dollar.
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No, judge.
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It's just that I'm leaving
for San Francisco tonight.
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San Francisco's loss
is Quake City's gain.
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Leonard?
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The trouble is that I'm expecting
some valuables on tomorrow's stage,
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and I can't be here
to pick them up.
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Me neither.
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Oh. Yes.
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Mm.
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Mayor Sharpe?
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Got a council meeting tomorrow.
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- I'm in.
- What kind of valuables, John?
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Well, bless my suspender buttons.
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Donavan!
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I haven't seen you since, uh--
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- Santa Fe?
- Right.
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When you sold me
the marshal's horse?
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Right.
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I was just funning, Donavan.
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The marshal wasn't amused.
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Well, now, old friend, uh...
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maybe, I can make it up to you.
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Two pairs bets two dollars.
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Hey, like I say.
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I'm expecting valuables on the stage.
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- I'm in.
- Like what?
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Oh, things a person wouldn't
leave lying around...
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without somebody responsible,
like yourself,
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to keep an eye on.
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There's a game going on, Wintle.
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There's your two,
and raise you five.
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Oh, now, you couldn't have hit
an inside straight again.
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- I'll call you.
- I'm out.
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If you'll claim them for me,
I'll make it worth your while.
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Besides repaying what I charged you
for the marshal's horse.
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The mayor raised five.
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It's just till I come back, Donavan.
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- Well, you in or not?
- Um...
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Here's five on account
if you can use it.
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I don't know how
you came by five dollars,
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but I'll apply it to
your loan at the bank.
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- It's a deal?
- It's a deal.
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I'm in.
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Thanks, Donavan.
Thanks!
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- You won't forget?
- I won't forget.
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- Thanks!
- All right, let's see them.
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- Hit it again!
- Oh.
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I don't believe that.
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Welcome to Quake City,
Mr. Donavan.
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Looks like luck's against you.
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Well, there's one
good thing about luck,
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it always changes.
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And I've got a feeling that
mine is just around the corner.
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Again?
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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♪ Well, they saddled up in Boston ♪
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♪ Still wet behind the ears ♪
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♪ And made their way
across the wild frontier ♪
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♪ Hee-Haw ♪
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♪ As they sought their fame and fortune ♪
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♪ The legend of them sprang ♪
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♪ And they soon became
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ And they called them
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ Hee-Haw ♪
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♪ Hee-Haw ♪
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♪ It wasn't long they'd been gone ♪
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♪ From the eastern shore ♪
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♪ And people knew their names
from far and near ♪
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♪ Far, near ♪
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♪ Well, they sure shook up Quake City ♪
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♪ Some folks was out to hang ♪
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♪ All the riders of
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ And they called them
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ It wasn't Jesse James
or old Black Bart ♪
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♪ For whom the posses rode ♪
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♪ Even though there was
a price upon their heads ♪
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♪ It was Celia, Bobby and Clovis ♪
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♪ The town folks up and sang ♪
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♪ About the threesome called
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ And they called them
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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♪ And they called them
the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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Well, here it is, folks,
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Quake City.
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Much obliged, Ralph.
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Hotel's across the street.
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You can get something
to eat there,
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or at the Hard Times Café.
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And take your stuff with you.
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There's two bits charged
for packages stored overnight.
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You got anything broken in transit,
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report it to the ticket office
tomorrow morning at 5:00.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Morning, Dusty.
My weeklies come?
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Morning, Sheriff.
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Yeah, they're in the mail pouch.
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Excuse me, but do you have
something for John Wintle?
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- Right in front of you.
- Oh, thank you.
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Not there "in front of you".
There "in front of you".
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- Sign here.
- For what?
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- Ain't you claiming them for wintle?
- I am not.
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Last night, you said you was.
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Took five dollars
in advance as I recall.
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Yes, but, uh,
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but I was to pick up
some valuables.
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But, uh,
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not a bunch of
runny-nosed kids.
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They're in good shape, mister,
just as good as when I got them.
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- Now, sign here.
- Uh, pardon me.
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May I speak to anyone in authority?
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How about the founder
and president of the line?
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Perfect.
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Pa? You wanna hear
this fellow out?
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Colonel T.R. Clydesdale,
at your service, sir.
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Well, uh, Colonel Clydesdale, sir.
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Uh,
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there appears to be...
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uh, well, an unfortunate
misunderstanding about the children.
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- You see, I, I didn't know--
- To cut through the fat,
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this saddle blanket tinhorn agreed
to pick up these kids for John Wintle,
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and now he's trying
to weasel out of it.
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Magnolia!
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Magnolia?
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And where are the legal
guardians of these, uh, waifs?
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Their folks passed away back East,
it's what I get from them.
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They've been shipped
out here to John Wintle.
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He's their second uncle,
or something.
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And where is John Wintle?
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Halfway to San Francisco,
I'd say.
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All I know is, the stage made
delivery to the consignee...
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or his agent, and that
seems to be you, mister.
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What you do with them
is your business.
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That argument wouldn't
hold up in any court of law,
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- and you know it.
- It would in my court.
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And I'm the law around here.
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But, but, Sheriff, look.
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Sheriff,
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I didn't know
they were children.
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Now, I'm not a family man.
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Mister, I gotta go.
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Yeah, just, just, just as soon as
we get this straightened out.
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Now, uh, Sheriff, I, uh...
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I have no, I have
no place to keep them.
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Wintle's got a shack
on the edge of town.
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Mister, I gotta go bad!
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She can't wait too long,
mister.
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Take my word for that.
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It might be, uh,
prudent to, uh resolve......
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resolve the more imminent
problem, uh, forthwith.
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All right. Fine.
Come on. Okay, let's go.
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Oh, where, where, where
did you say Wintle's shack was?
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Well, you go to the edge of town,
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turn left, and just beyond
that old pile of shoring timbers--
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Well, I'll, I'll show you.
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Hey!
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Oh, uh, I'll be right back.
Just hold on.
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- What?
- Right here.
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Oh.
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Magnolia?
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Uh, meanwhile,
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rest assured that the Butterfly
Stage and Freight Company...
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will make every endeavor...
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to satisfy...
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uh, the problem
to the ultimate, uh,
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satisfaction of all
concerned parties.
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Uh--
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"Unfortunately, Mr. Bradley's
lingering illness left him destitute,
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"and there are no monies
left in the estate.
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"However, Mr. Bradley felt...
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"that revenues from his share
of the Commodore Mine...
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"would more than provide for the care
and well-being of his children."
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I guess when Wintle got this,
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he didn't want to be
saddled with the kids,
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so he decided on
a change of scenery.
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Anything would be an improvement.
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Yeah, well, now,
the way that I see it,
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until we know,
one way or the other,
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uh, exactly what
Wintle had in mind,
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the children are wards
of this town, right?
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Wrong.
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There is no funds nor facilities
for orphans in Quake City.
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Well, you don't expect me...
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- to be able to take care--
- Donavan!
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This is just a half-portion of a town,
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but we do have certain
what you might call rules to live by.
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- Well, I--
- You don't jump another man's claim.
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You don't steal his wife,
woman, or whiskey.
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You don't strike
a bargain and then,
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entertain second thoughts
about the matter.
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Any one of these offenses
can make you...
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the exalted guest of honor
at a hemp party.
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- Uh, hemp--
- No, I'd say you'd...
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best keep these youngsters...
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or provide for their safekeeping.
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Well,
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it's time I was getting back
to my barbershop.
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Oh, and, uh, Donavan,
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I wouldn't go on no long rides
if I was you.
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No. No.
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- When are we gonna eat?
- Uh, just, just a little while now.
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Oh!
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Clovis don't like to be touched.
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- Don't he?
- Nope.
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- Now what?
- Clovis, now, put it back!
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- Come on, you two!
- Clovis, give it to me.
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I mean it. No more
playing around the fire.
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- Give me it!
- Will you stop?
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Now, listen to me.
I don't want any more trou--
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Oh! Ow! Oh oh oh!
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- Clovis don't like to be--
- I know.
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Clovis don't like to be touched.
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Give me it, Clovis.
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Will you stop?
Give me that.
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Let me see what the fuss is about.
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"Oh, Commodore Mine,
December 3rd, 1871."
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Commodore's our mine now.
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Well, it's just an old ore sample.
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Is it valuable?
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If it was,
it wouldn't be here.
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Our dad said, there's gold
in the Commodore Mine.
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Everyone says,
there's gold in their mine.
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- What's that?
- It's salt pork.
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- I think.
- It looks like fat.
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Well, whatever it is,
it's dinner.
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That's dinner?
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That's dinner.
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Couldn't you make us
apple dumplings instead?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Because even if I could
make apple dumplings,
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I wouldn't make them
for you or anybody else.
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Bobby?
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00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:51,666
- It's raining on Celia again.
- Then move Celia again!
282
00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:53,283
There's no more
dry places to move her.
283
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:55,502
Bobby, will you, oh--
284
00:16:02,982 --> 00:16:06,486
No, no, not my salt pork.
285
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,869
What have I done to deserve this?
286
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,439
Who are you talking to?
287
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,267
It doesn't matter.
288
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:17,533
I don't think he's
listening to me anyway.
289
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,597
Evening.
290
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,408
Had some extra son-of-a-gun stew.
291
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,378
It was either throw it out
or bring it up here.
292
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:46,624
Well, it stopped raining.
293
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,502
You know,
it's really amazing.
294
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,061
What is?
295
00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:55,749
The way those kids
settled right down for you.
296
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,260
Well, when you're dead on your feet,
297
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,001
you get your belly full,
you get sleepy.
298
00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:00,260
What's amazing about that?
299
00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:02,291
Oh, you underestimate yourself.
300
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,869
I think I can say
without hesitation...
301
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:08,049
that was the best son-of-a-gun
stew that I've ever had.
302
00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:08,557
Really?
303
00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:11,815
Yeah, and you saw the way
the kids polished off their plates.
304
00:17:13,221 --> 00:17:14,612
You know,
305
00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,869
I think it's a crime...
306
00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:19,918
that, that someone
with your culinary talent,
307
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:22,471
well, well, I guess you'd
really have to call it magic,
308
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:25,252
hasn't a family to share it with.
309
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,479
You trying' to dump
those kids on me,
310
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:29,924
or you working on something else?
311
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,729
I am merely trying
to point out...
312
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,627
that you have a natural
way with children.
313
00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:36,940
You're barking up
the wrong tree, mister.
314
00:17:37,252 --> 00:17:38,565
My advice to you is,
315
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,886
get yourself a job
and look after your kids.
316
00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:43,190
They're not my kids!
317
00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:45,065
Yes, they are.
318
00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:49,416
Till you find somebody else
to take them off your hands.
319
00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:51,737
Night.
320
00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:32,106
It's dripping on me again.
321
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,065
Oh. Um.
322
00:18:56,162 --> 00:18:58,310
I, uh, I'm very attached
to the little fellas,
323
00:18:58,335 --> 00:18:59,623
but I'm, uh,
324
00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,404
I'm a bachelor, you see?
325
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:03,193
And I'm really in no position
to care for them,
326
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:06,154
not like you and
your attractive wife could.
327
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:10,496
I'm sure there must be room here
for three small children.
328
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:12,475
It would just be until
Mr. Wintle gets back.
329
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,412
Jesus!
Oh, look at that.
330
00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:15,703
- And you...
- Hey! Hey!
331
00:19:15,728 --> 00:19:16,742
- Hey!
- Hey, you!
332
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,208
- Quick! You get out of there!
- Hey!
333
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,600
Get out! Get out!
334
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,711
- Uh, ma'am, I can--
- Oh, get out of the way!
335
00:19:23,736 --> 00:19:25,742
Come on! Come on!
Now, get out of there!
336
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:27,612
Now, get out!
337
00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:30,494
Why?
338
00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,502
Don't get your feet wet.
339
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,277
I'm really very attached
to the little fellas, you see?
340
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,847
But, I'm in no position
to care for them.
341
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:48,631
Howdy, ma'am.
Good morning.
342
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,826
But they're all healthy specimens,
sound of wind and limb.
343
00:19:51,851 --> 00:19:52,889
They don't eat much.
344
00:19:52,936 --> 00:19:54,397
They'd be a lot
of help around here.
345
00:19:54,422 --> 00:19:55,553
They could-- No!
346
00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:57,014
Ow!
347
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,889
Uh, I can explain about that.
348
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,920
It's, uh, he's the only one
that does that.
349
00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,756
You see, he's just
a little sensitive, that's all.
350
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:03,436
Uh, no, really!
351
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:04,616
- No, the other ones--
- Come on!
352
00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:05,460
- Ma'am!
- Get out!
353
00:20:05,484 --> 00:20:06,889
Ma'am, that little girl could
help you in the kitchen.
354
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,045
She could wash your dishes and
scrub your personal clothes!
355
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,145
Come on.
356
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,006
Good day, sir. I can see
that you're a man of substance.
357
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:44,881
I have an interesting proposition
I thought that might--
358
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,248
Ah, the lady of the house.
359
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:48,342
Kids. Yuck!
360
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,967
The children are
marvelous about parties.
361
00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:51,134
- They love parties themselves.
- Come on.
362
00:20:51,159 --> 00:20:54,498
If you could just--
one small look at them.
363
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,390
Who's that, Mr. Donavan?
364
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,007
President of the garden club.
365
00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:06,171
All right. Come on.
366
00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:15,822
Mr. Donavan!
367
00:21:16,096 --> 00:21:17,603
Look!
368
00:21:20,641 --> 00:21:22,359
Celia, get out of there!
369
00:21:22,423 --> 00:21:24,017
Celia!
370
00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:43,863
Being a family man's
quite a responsibility.
371
00:21:44,714 --> 00:21:46,074
I'm hungry.
372
00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:47,105
Naturally.
373
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:50,019
Hard Times Café serves a nice lunch.
374
00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:52,370
Thanks!
Come on, kids, come on.
375
00:21:58,461 --> 00:21:59,922
Pair of tens wants the money.
376
00:21:59,947 --> 00:22:02,258
Doggone. I guess
that sure beats ace, queen high.
377
00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:03,695
Well, I'm on my last card too.
378
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,545
Create a lot of places--
379
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:07,953
All right, you kids find something
to do, and stay out of trouble.
380
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:10,461
- Where are you going?
- I have a few sheep to fleece.
381
00:22:10,486 --> 00:22:12,203
Ace bets a dollar.
382
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,383
- I'm in.
- Two, deuce.
383
00:22:14,695 --> 00:22:15,969
Jack.
384
00:22:16,032 --> 00:22:17,602
Oh, king.
385
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,117
What's a "millstone"?
386
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:23,008
I don't know. Why?
387
00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:24,328
Mr. Donavan said,
388
00:22:24,353 --> 00:22:26,070
he doesn't want three millstones...
389
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,234
hanging around
his neck.
390
00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:30,602
I gotta show you where
we're gonna put it inside,
391
00:22:30,627 --> 00:22:31,977
then we won't have
to move it again.
392
00:22:32,004 --> 00:22:34,821
You don't want to move something
as delicate as this twice.
393
00:22:44,226 --> 00:22:45,768
What is it, Bobby?
394
00:22:45,853 --> 00:22:47,533
I don't know.
395
00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:11,775
Ow!
396
00:23:11,831 --> 00:23:14,408
Hey, hey,
get away from there!
397
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:17,602
Why, this thing's come
halfway across the country,
398
00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:19,463
and I don't want anything
happening to it now!
399
00:23:19,488 --> 00:23:20,517
Get! Get! Get!
400
00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:22,707
All right, let's, let's
move it in now, fellas.
401
00:23:22,732 --> 00:23:24,572
Be real careful now.
Move it in.
402
00:23:36,911 --> 00:23:38,107
Boy! Hey!
403
00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:39,435
Buddy, buddy, hey!
404
00:23:39,497 --> 00:23:41,138
Buddy, buddy, hey!
405
00:23:41,216 --> 00:23:42,294
Child, hey!
406
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,489
What did he say?
407
00:23:43,526 --> 00:23:46,395
I think he's afraid
we'll get his laundry dirty.
408
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,142
What's that up there?
409
00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:58,486
Looks like a mine.
410
00:23:58,549 --> 00:24:00,822
A mine? Is it ours?
411
00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:02,447
Could be.
412
00:24:02,521 --> 00:24:04,478
Let's go see.
413
00:24:04,924 --> 00:24:06,228
Pair of jacks.
414
00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:08,245
No improvement.
Three of hearts.
415
00:24:08,275 --> 00:24:09,650
Five of clubs.
416
00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:10,721
Ace of hearts.
417
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,276
And king of spades.
Kings bet.
418
00:24:12,301 --> 00:24:14,268
- Kings bet ten dollars.
- I'm in for ten.
419
00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:15,822
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
420
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:17,455
Now, there's your ten,
and I'll raise you twenty.
421
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,047
- Twenty?
- Oh.
422
00:24:19,096 --> 00:24:21,439
- I don't believe you got them.
- Cost you 20 to find out.
423
00:24:21,464 --> 00:24:23,252
- That's kills me.
- I'm in.
424
00:24:23,277 --> 00:24:24,814
- Now, there's a man from Missouri.
- I'm out.
425
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,380
- I fold.
- All right, let's see them.
426
00:24:27,536 --> 00:24:29,466
Well, three jacks.
427
00:24:29,491 --> 00:24:31,083
- Three jacks?
- Three jacks?
428
00:24:31,108 --> 00:24:33,013
Uh, another round
for the gentlemen, please.
429
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,404
I believe I've also
won the, uh, the deal.
430
00:24:35,429 --> 00:24:36,654
- Sure did.
- All right, Donavan.
431
00:24:36,679 --> 00:24:38,224
- Just deal.
- Wow!
432
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,169
How much money you figure
that dude's got in front of him?
433
00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:43,685
- About 500.
- 500?
434
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:44,935
Wow!
435
00:24:44,978 --> 00:24:46,980
You know, that'd be, uh...
436
00:24:47,247 --> 00:24:49,185
- that's 200 apiece.
- Mm-hm.
437
00:24:49,568 --> 00:24:51,654
I told you he was
a real live one, didn't I?
438
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:52,802
Right.
439
00:24:52,852 --> 00:24:54,450
All right, now,
as soon as he leaves,
440
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:55,670
we jump him, right?
441
00:24:55,738 --> 00:24:57,424
In broad daylight?
442
00:24:57,513 --> 00:25:00,401
We get him when the time is right.
443
00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:03,587
Let's get out of here before
he starts getting suspicious.
444
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,932
Two dollars.
445
00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:09,196
Okay, I'm in for two dollars.
446
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:12,180
- Okay.
- And the pot is right.
447
00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:14,485
So, a pair of sixes,
four to the deuce,
448
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:16,523
a pair of ladies,
jack to the three,
449
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,962
ten to the four,
and a jack to the six.
450
00:25:58,046 --> 00:26:00,069
Look, it's a little train.
451
00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:02,210
It's not a train, Celia.
452
00:26:02,281 --> 00:26:03,875
What is it?
453
00:26:04,037 --> 00:26:06,468
It's a cart to haul dirt.
454
00:26:06,893 --> 00:26:08,765
This isn't our mine at all.
455
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,773
It's the Moonridge Number 2.
456
00:26:10,913 --> 00:26:13,155
- Hey!
- All aboard!
457
00:26:13,225 --> 00:26:15,554
Come on, now.
Get out of there!
458
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,804
Come on, Clovis.
459
00:26:17,882 --> 00:26:20,312
You and Celia,
get out of there!
460
00:26:23,317 --> 00:26:25,263
Put the brake on!
461
00:26:25,628 --> 00:26:27,427
It's stuck!
462
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,310
Whoa!
463
00:26:31,068 --> 00:26:32,529
Whoa!
464
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,193
Duck!
465
00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:37,614
Ow!
466
00:26:39,714 --> 00:26:42,536
- Look out, Bobby!
- I can't steer it.
467
00:26:45,091 --> 00:26:46,693
Oh-oh!
468
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:50,870
- Stop the train, Bobby!
- I can't. Hang on, Celia!
469
00:26:54,534 --> 00:26:56,315
Uh-oh!
470
00:26:56,409 --> 00:26:58,541
- Oh, whoa!
- Whoa!
471
00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:02,245
We're coming to a fence.
Get down!
472
00:27:24,713 --> 00:27:25,713
Whoa!
473
00:27:25,738 --> 00:27:27,990
Move it, move it, move it!
474
00:27:43,306 --> 00:27:45,378
Get the sheriff!
475
00:27:48,341 --> 00:27:50,474
♪ It's so much fun ♪
476
00:27:50,513 --> 00:27:52,107
♪ It's no pity ♪
477
00:27:52,132 --> 00:27:54,107
♪ Taking suckers in Quake City ♪
478
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,466
♪ Doo-dah ♪
479
00:27:55,552 --> 00:27:57,193
♪ Doo-dah ♪
480
00:27:59,995 --> 00:28:01,901
That's him!
They're his kids!
481
00:28:03,503 --> 00:28:07,281
- Don't bother putting that away, mister.
- Now, just one minute!
482
00:28:07,329 --> 00:28:09,276
Now, one mirror, $300.
483
00:28:09,301 --> 00:28:10,385
What are you talking about?
484
00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:12,010
- I was in there, play--
- One melodeon.
485
00:28:12,042 --> 00:28:13,581
- I don't own a melodeon.
- You do now.
486
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,878
- How about my chickens?
- How many were there?
487
00:28:16,206 --> 00:28:18,026
Why do we have
to go to bed so early?
488
00:28:18,051 --> 00:28:19,128
Because if you're asleep,
489
00:28:19,153 --> 00:28:21,683
you just might
stay out of trouble.
490
00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:27,772
- What's that?
- That...
491
00:28:27,991 --> 00:28:31,129
is a cherished token
of a lady's affection.
492
00:28:31,246 --> 00:28:33,332
I'm sure you'll understand, Belle.
493
00:28:33,395 --> 00:28:34,434
You're gonna sell it?
494
00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:36,873
I might raise a little
investment capital on it,
495
00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:38,200
should the need arise.
496
00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,514
If you'd go get the gold
in the commodore mine,
497
00:28:40,539 --> 00:28:43,053
you could keep the cherished
token of a lady's affection.
498
00:28:43,078 --> 00:28:44,998
There is no gold
in that hole in the ground.
499
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,264
If there was, someone would
have found it years ago.
500
00:28:48,905 --> 00:28:51,880
And I don't have to answer
to three whelps...
501
00:28:51,905 --> 00:28:54,866
who aren't even dry
behind the ears yet.
502
00:28:55,006 --> 00:28:56,795
Mr. Donavan!
503
00:28:56,877 --> 00:28:58,998
- What?
- I gotta go.
504
00:28:59,093 --> 00:29:01,631
- You just went.
- I gotta go again.
505
00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,554
That's impossible.
Go to sleep.
506
00:29:03,635 --> 00:29:05,881
I'm gonna have an accident.
507
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,072
All right. Come on.
508
00:29:16,991 --> 00:29:20,221
I like you, Mr. Donavan.
509
00:29:39,691 --> 00:29:41,183
Psst! Hey!
510
00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:45,431
What makes you think that gambler's
gonna come by this way?
511
00:29:45,462 --> 00:29:47,227
Well, he come this way
the last time, didn't he?
512
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:48,634
Well, that don't mean
he's gonna come by--
513
00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:50,705
Amos, will you stop trying to think?
514
00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:53,251
Now, come on.
Get up on top of that roof.
515
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:56,515
You know something?
516
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,306
Why do I have to go through this foofaraw
of dropping a bucket on him?
517
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,556
Why don't I just throw down
on him and say, "hand it over"?
518
00:30:01,581 --> 00:30:03,540
And if he just keeps on walking,
then what?
519
00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:07,501
Well then, I'll call to him,
and then I'll start throwing lead.
520
00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,126
You know something, Amos?
521
00:30:09,151 --> 00:30:11,229
The lord poured your brains in
with a teaspoon,
522
00:30:11,254 --> 00:30:12,438
and somebody joggled his arm!
523
00:30:12,463 --> 00:30:13,658
I keep trying to tell you,
524
00:30:13,690 --> 00:30:16,791
we ain't got no lead to throw
and no powder to throw it with!
525
00:30:16,864 --> 00:30:18,174
Oh, that's right.
526
00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:19,861
I keep forgetting.
527
00:30:23,026 --> 00:30:24,082
Come on.
528
00:30:24,107 --> 00:30:26,002
This is gonna be easier
than robbing a bird's nest.
529
00:30:26,027 --> 00:30:27,502
- Right.
- Now, you get up on that roof and wait.
530
00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:29,292
I'll give you a hoot-owl call
when he comes.
531
00:30:29,317 --> 00:30:30,401
Hoo-hoo.
532
00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:31,760
That's good.
I'll tell you what.
533
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,697
I'll answer with a whippoorwill.
534
00:30:35,879 --> 00:30:36,998
That's good.
535
00:30:37,747 --> 00:30:39,467
That, that's good!
536
00:30:39,499 --> 00:30:40,936
All right, I got it.
537
00:30:42,788 --> 00:30:44,467
Here it is. I got it.
538
00:30:45,164 --> 00:30:47,904
The hash knife gang rides again!
539
00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,436
I should have heard
from Jay Gould...
540
00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:53,803
regarding my amalgamation proposal.
541
00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:56,098
Look into that first thing
in the morning, Magnolia.
542
00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:56,800
Yes, Pa.
543
00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:58,904
We'll be needing new equipment,
of course.
544
00:30:58,929 --> 00:30:59,808
Yes, Pa.
545
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:02,341
Don't you worry about finances,
little lady.
546
00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:04,192
- Leave all that to me.
- Yes, Pa.
547
00:31:04,217 --> 00:31:07,325
Now, I have to stop in here
and see some people, Magnolia.
548
00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:08,551
Yes, Pa.
Good night, Pa.
549
00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:09,918
Where are you off to?
550
00:31:09,988 --> 00:31:11,856
Well, after I drop this
at the harness shop,
551
00:31:11,881 --> 00:31:15,137
I'll head back to the barn and
fix the brake pedal on the stage.
552
00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:17,268
And then, when I'm through with that,
553
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,949
I've got Diablo's teeth to file.
554
00:31:18,974 --> 00:31:21,087
He's not getting much
out of his food lately.
555
00:31:21,126 --> 00:31:25,009
And then, when I'm through with Diablo,
there's that cracked singletree to fix.
556
00:31:25,282 --> 00:31:26,985
Aside from that,
I got a free evening.
557
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:30,470
Uh-huh. Well, run along
and enjoy yourself, my dear.
558
00:31:30,962 --> 00:31:34,931
Remember, these are
the best years of your life.
559
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:53,014
Hoo-hoo.
560
00:31:58,538 --> 00:31:59,888
Hoo-hoo!
561
00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:04,985
Achoo!
562
00:32:07,377 --> 00:32:08,618
Huh?
563
00:32:11,359 --> 00:32:12,657
Hoo-hoo!
564
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,103
Yeah, I'm coming.
565
00:32:24,307 --> 00:32:26,020
Hoo-hoo!
566
00:32:33,674 --> 00:32:35,186
Hoo-hoo!
567
00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,264
Hoo-hoo.
568
00:32:51,598 --> 00:32:53,145
Hoo-hoo!
569
00:33:05,098 --> 00:33:06,468
Amos!
570
00:33:09,436 --> 00:33:10,460
Uh.
571
00:33:34,405 --> 00:33:36,502
- Evening.
- Evening.
572
00:33:37,457 --> 00:33:38,784
Well,
573
00:33:38,823 --> 00:33:40,308
that's what I call solid comfort.
574
00:33:40,343 --> 00:33:41,737
Yeah, it's very pretty.
575
00:33:41,762 --> 00:33:44,385
- Where are the children?
- Fed and in bed.
576
00:33:48,913 --> 00:33:50,366
You know, I'm not sure,
577
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,835
but I think two men
tried to waylay me.
578
00:33:52,879 --> 00:33:54,905
- What?
- Yeah, back there.
579
00:33:55,577 --> 00:33:57,178
Probably, just Theodore and Amos.
580
00:33:57,234 --> 00:33:58,795
Who are Theodore and Amos?
581
00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:01,233
Used to ride with the Stillwell Gang.
582
00:34:01,483 --> 00:34:03,241
The Stillwell Gang? Really?
583
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:06,155
Till Amos accidentally shot
Stillwell in the leg.
584
00:34:06,405 --> 00:34:08,834
They call themselves
the Hash Knife Outfit now.
585
00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:09,623
Mm.
586
00:34:09,655 --> 00:34:11,702
They're pretty harmless
for the most part.
587
00:34:11,819 --> 00:34:13,366
Mm-hm.
588
00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,631
Hey, buy you a drink?
589
00:34:17,338 --> 00:34:19,366
I'm sorry. I, uh--
590
00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,803
I just wasn't thinking of you as a wo--
591
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,694
I'm sorry.
592
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,808
Mr. Donavan!
593
00:34:42,855 --> 00:34:45,191
We're going to the mine
to get some gold!
594
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,401
You want to come with us?
595
00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:49,504
Uh, not, not so loud,
and just a little, little bit slower.
596
00:34:49,582 --> 00:34:52,123
- Where are you going?
- To dig some gold out of our mine.
597
00:34:52,148 --> 00:34:54,769
Then, we don't have to eat
biscuits and greens all the time.
598
00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:57,904
Mr. Purvis, in the assay office,
says, it's on Bald Hill.
599
00:34:57,974 --> 00:35:00,459
Will you come with us,
Mr. Donavan, huh?
600
00:35:00,513 --> 00:35:02,380
- No.
- But why?
601
00:35:02,414 --> 00:35:04,209
Because my head hurts,
602
00:35:04,361 --> 00:35:07,677
and because there is no gold
in that hole in the ground.
603
00:35:07,702 --> 00:35:09,146
Our pa said there was.
604
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:10,795
Then, you go get it.
605
00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:12,279
And I'm going to go
get some sleep.
606
00:35:12,304 --> 00:35:14,521
Sure everything's with
the tail paddle this time.
607
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,418
You know, Leonard,
with the kind of luck you have,
608
00:35:16,443 --> 00:35:17,865
you ought to play
poker for a living...
609
00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:21,396
and have banking as a hobby,
instead of the other way around.
610
00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:24,068
Thank you, friend.
Thank you very much.
611
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,603
Hey, Mr. Donavan,
612
00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:30,494
why does he got your cherished
token of a lady's affection?
613
00:35:30,556 --> 00:35:34,291
Because three deuces beats
aces over eights, that's why.
614
00:35:36,787 --> 00:35:38,519
Don't get in trouble.
615
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,526
Theodore!
616
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,714
Theodore! Theodore!
617
00:35:45,636 --> 00:35:47,823
Go on, Clarice, go hide.
Quick, go on.
618
00:35:47,848 --> 00:35:50,003
- Douse that fire!
- Ah! What?
619
00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:52,573
What's the matter with you?
What are you doing?
620
00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:55,905
- Did you lose your bit of paint?
- There's a posse after us here!
621
00:35:55,944 --> 00:35:57,319
Ah!
622
00:35:57,839 --> 00:35:59,842
- Come on!
- A posse?
623
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,189
- I don't see anybody.
- They're down there, all right.
624
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,408
I saw them.
They're all hiding in the bushes.
625
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,197
- How many?
- I don't know. It was five, six.
626
00:36:14,245 --> 00:36:15,291
Maybe, 20.
627
00:36:15,346 --> 00:36:17,048
And they're all loaded for bear, too.
628
00:36:17,073 --> 00:36:19,736
Got those big, long buffalo rifles.
629
00:36:20,033 --> 00:36:21,666
- You know something, Amos?
- Hm?
630
00:36:21,692 --> 00:36:23,306
We gotta make a decision.
631
00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:24,525
What?
632
00:36:24,572 --> 00:36:26,894
Does the Hash Knife Outfit
throw in its hand,
633
00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:29,746
- or do we go out in a blaze of glory?
- Right.
634
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,777
Uh, just what do you mean,
635
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,160
"blaze of glory"?
636
00:36:33,215 --> 00:36:35,676
Fighting till the last man's killed.
637
00:36:36,118 --> 00:36:37,324
What's it gonna be, partner?
638
00:36:37,349 --> 00:36:38,614
Uh...
639
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:42,621
You know that jail in Santa Fe
wasn't all that bad, remember?
640
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,909
I say, we go out
clawing and fighting.
641
00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:46,308
Make them pay for our hideout.
642
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,418
What do you say?
643
00:36:47,474 --> 00:36:48,480
Uh,
644
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:50,347
all right. I'm with you.
645
00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:54,197
You know something, Theodore?
646
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,971
This could be the end
of the trail for us.
647
00:36:57,453 --> 00:36:59,377
Looks that way, Amos.
648
00:36:59,623 --> 00:37:01,189
You know something?
649
00:37:01,547 --> 00:37:03,783
You and me been through
a lot together,
650
00:37:04,019 --> 00:37:05,463
and although I...
651
00:37:05,814 --> 00:37:07,853
climbed your hump,
once in a while, I...
652
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,424
I just couldn't have asked
for a better partner.
653
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,416
If we meet again in that...
654
00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:15,088
big roundup in the sky sometime,
655
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:17,564
I'm gonna spread
my blanket aside of yours,
656
00:37:17,595 --> 00:37:19,533
just the same as always.
657
00:37:24,484 --> 00:37:25,786
Mister?
658
00:37:34,831 --> 00:37:36,496
We're looking for the Commodore Mine.
659
00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:38,910
Uh, mm, it's, uh, it's, uh,
660
00:37:38,972 --> 00:37:40,142
it's right up the hill there.
661
00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:42,128
Just follow the trail,
it'll take you right to it.
662
00:37:42,183 --> 00:37:43,558
Thanks.
663
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,583
Bye.
664
00:37:48,709 --> 00:37:49,936
Bye.
665
00:37:54,951 --> 00:37:57,739
Amos, that is the most humiliating
thing that's ever happened to me.
666
00:37:57,764 --> 00:37:58,498
I know.
667
00:37:58,538 --> 00:38:01,249
Three bitty kids with shovels
walk right into our hideout,
668
00:38:01,274 --> 00:38:02,835
- get the drop on us.
- I know. I, uh,
669
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,375
- And you burnt my hand, Amos.
- I'm sorry about that.
670
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,008
And you scorched a hole
in my best shirt!
671
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,729
- Well, I can fix that. I--
- No, don't.
672
00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:10,531
Why did you tell me those
three bitty kids was a posse?
673
00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,103
Well, I thought I saw them
down there in the bushes.
674
00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:14,113
Oh, you couldn't see through
a barbed wired fence.
675
00:38:14,138 --> 00:38:16,072
- Theodore?
- That head of yours wouldn't hold straw.
676
00:38:16,097 --> 00:38:18,150
- Theodore?
- You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail.
677
00:38:18,175 --> 00:38:20,958
- What about that big roundup in the sky?
- I don't want to talk about it!
678
00:38:20,983 --> 00:38:21,990
I said I--
679
00:38:22,015 --> 00:38:23,435
I said I--
680
00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:26,591
You said you were gonna
spread your blanket next to mine.
681
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,409
Why don't we dig here?
682
00:38:57,487 --> 00:39:00,291
Because somebody
already did dig here.
683
00:39:14,756 --> 00:39:15,905
You scared?
684
00:39:15,952 --> 00:39:17,708
No. No more than you are.
685
00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:20,381
- I'm not scared.
- Neither am I.
686
00:39:20,851 --> 00:39:22,431
I am.
687
00:39:24,009 --> 00:39:25,689
Bobby?
688
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,925
Come on, a little mouse can't hurt you.
689
00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:11,830
It's just an owl.
690
00:40:14,518 --> 00:40:16,968
This looks like
a pretty good place to dig.
691
00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:19,859
You start over there,
and I'll dig here.
692
00:40:28,409 --> 00:40:29,824
Find any gold yet?
693
00:40:29,849 --> 00:40:31,034
Nope. Did you?
694
00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:32,316
No.
695
00:40:35,745 --> 00:40:37,230
Maybe, there ain't any gold,
696
00:40:37,277 --> 00:40:38,808
like Mr. Donavan said.
697
00:40:38,842 --> 00:40:40,995
Pa said there was.
698
00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:57,418
- Stop shaking it, Celia!
- I'm not shaking it!
699
00:40:57,442 --> 00:40:59,270
It won't stand still!
700
00:40:59,481 --> 00:41:00,715
It's an earthquake!
701
00:41:00,747 --> 00:41:02,520
Let's get out of here!
702
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,495
Follow me!
703
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,607
Bobby?
704
00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:08,517
I gotta go.
705
00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:22,086
Are we trapped?
706
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,687
There must be another way out.
707
00:42:25,819 --> 00:42:27,359
Come on.
708
00:42:30,818 --> 00:42:32,898
Bobby, what's that?
709
00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:51,739
Well, we base our evaluation...
710
00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:53,200
on what the price
of the gold was...
711
00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:54,577
when we checked last.
712
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:56,505
But the price may have
gone up in the meantime,
713
00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,345
in which case, the nugget
could be worth more.
714
00:42:58,370 --> 00:42:59,757
- But, we can--
- The San Francisco Mint...
715
00:42:59,782 --> 00:43:01,623
will give us a receipt
for the nugget.
716
00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:04,210
The cash deposit will remain
in the children's name...
717
00:43:04,235 --> 00:43:05,370
in the Quake City Bank.
718
00:43:05,395 --> 00:43:06,595
Well, I'll leave that end of it to you.
719
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:07,704
I just want to make sure...
720
00:43:07,729 --> 00:43:09,688
that the children's interests
are well protected.
721
00:43:09,735 --> 00:43:11,907
Ah, Donavan,
don't worry about a thing.
722
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,782
We'll see that that nugget
is well taken care of.
723
00:43:14,974 --> 00:43:16,821
- Can we touch it?
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
724
00:43:16,846 --> 00:43:19,641
That's as close as
we can let you get to it.
725
00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:44,785
It's a piece of cake.
726
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,363
You mean, it ain't gold?
727
00:43:47,402 --> 00:43:49,238
Of course it's gold, stupid.
728
00:43:49,285 --> 00:43:51,690
I mean getting that nugget out
of that bank's gonna be easier...
729
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,082
than falling off a log.
730
00:43:53,107 --> 00:43:55,098
- Oh, boy!
- Act natural.
731
00:43:55,134 --> 00:43:57,613
Don't do nothing to attract attention.
732
00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:02,657
Hey, uh, Theodore.
733
00:44:02,716 --> 00:44:04,352
How are we gonna--
734
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,016
Theodore?
735
00:44:07,741 --> 00:44:09,149
How, uh,
736
00:44:09,384 --> 00:44:11,024
how are we gonna get it
out of that bank?
737
00:44:11,094 --> 00:44:13,477
All right, first we gotta
get ourselves a long ladder,
738
00:44:13,523 --> 00:44:16,196
and we're gonna go in through
the skylight, through the roof.
739
00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:18,516
Then, we gotta get
that nugget out of town.
740
00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:21,001
And I figure if it's worth $87,000,
741
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,727
it ought to, oh, I'd say,
weigh close to--
742
00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:26,719
Let's see,
gold is $15 an ounce.
743
00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:29,159
How many ounces in a pound?
744
00:44:29,891 --> 00:44:31,393
- Uh.
- Are you listening to me, Amos?
745
00:44:31,423 --> 00:44:34,073
- Yeah, uh, yeah, but, uh--
- Yeah, but what?
746
00:44:34,098 --> 00:44:36,424
- Your rear end's on fire, Theodore.
- Oh, thank you.
747
00:44:36,470 --> 00:44:38,174
Ah! Ow!
748
00:44:42,706 --> 00:44:44,987
Why didn't you tell me
my rear end was on fire?
749
00:44:45,012 --> 00:44:47,315
Well, you told me not to do
anything to attract attention.
750
00:44:50,236 --> 00:44:52,346
- You got a match?
- I've got--
751
00:44:53,912 --> 00:44:55,313
Excuse me.
752
00:45:02,546 --> 00:45:03,938
Hello.
753
00:45:04,009 --> 00:45:05,556
Nice day.
754
00:45:12,503 --> 00:45:14,454
Mabel, Stanley, Donavan.
755
00:45:14,487 --> 00:45:15,925
- Hello.
- Hi, Sheriff.
756
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:18,636
Well, now, this is what I call
"having a party".
757
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,425
Mr. Donavan said,
758
00:45:20,488 --> 00:45:23,160
we can have all
the apple dumplings we want.
759
00:45:23,205 --> 00:45:25,315
Did he? Did he?
760
00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:27,683
Well, that's very generous
of Mr. Donavan.
761
00:45:27,737 --> 00:45:30,534
And he bought me
a new dress, see?
762
00:45:30,607 --> 00:45:34,405
Oh, I think that's the most
beautiful dress I ever saw.
763
00:45:46,866 --> 00:45:48,425
Awful nice kids.
764
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,092
Yes, they are.
765
00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:53,448
You still bound for New Orleans?
766
00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:54,608
Oh, yes. yes.
767
00:45:54,633 --> 00:45:56,460
Well, nothing's
happened to change that.
768
00:45:56,524 --> 00:45:57,748
Of course, uh,
769
00:45:57,835 --> 00:46:01,124
I have a few things I have
to clear up here in town,
770
00:46:01,264 --> 00:46:04,037
and I've gotta make
arrangements for the kids.
771
00:46:05,569 --> 00:46:07,481
Seems a lot of people are anxious...
772
00:46:07,506 --> 00:46:10,225
to take the youngsters
to their bosoms.
773
00:46:10,483 --> 00:46:12,959
They're saying the kids ought
to be made wards of the court,
774
00:46:12,990 --> 00:46:16,272
and for me to give them to some
respectable family around here,
775
00:46:16,321 --> 00:46:17,930
people of substance.
776
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:19,867
Of course, that'd fit
right into your plans.
777
00:46:19,892 --> 00:46:21,781
You'd be free to go on your way.
778
00:46:21,837 --> 00:46:23,125
Unencumbered.
779
00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:24,178
Unfettered.
780
00:46:24,203 --> 00:46:25,547
Yeah. Yeah.
781
00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:27,196
Fine, fine.
782
00:46:28,008 --> 00:46:30,774
- Who wants them?
- Oh, there's no shortage of applicants.
783
00:46:30,810 --> 00:46:34,008
- There's the little darling.
- Here, let me have the sweet little thing.
784
00:46:34,033 --> 00:46:37,922
- What do you know about children?
- You don't know nothing about the child.
785
00:46:37,985 --> 00:46:39,833
- Let go!
- All right. Are you all right?
786
00:46:39,858 --> 00:46:42,876
All right, ladies.
Ladies, this is a private party!
787
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,257
But, he said I could have her!
788
00:46:44,282 --> 00:46:45,469
Out! Out! Out!
789
00:46:45,501 --> 00:46:47,321
You're all gonna wind up
in the calaboose...
790
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,694
if you don't get out of here.
791
00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:51,162
That'll all be decided
later on at the hearing.
792
00:46:51,211 --> 00:46:53,180
Out! Out!
793
00:46:56,194 --> 00:46:58,226
See what I mean?
794
00:46:58,421 --> 00:47:00,655
They ripped my beautiful dress.
795
00:47:00,711 --> 00:47:02,585
I know.
But, we'll fix it.
796
00:47:02,627 --> 00:47:03,929
Hey.
797
00:47:04,007 --> 00:47:05,484
We'll fix it.
798
00:47:06,439 --> 00:47:09,507
There's got to be
better people in this town.
799
00:47:09,563 --> 00:47:11,749
There's always Miss Clydesdale.
800
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:13,819
Who's Miss Clydesdale?
801
00:47:14,070 --> 00:47:16,030
- Dusty?
- Mm-hm.
802
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:17,859
But, she's not married.
803
00:47:17,884 --> 00:47:19,876
That's easy to fix.
804
00:47:20,556 --> 00:47:22,572
Well, who can you get?
805
00:47:23,822 --> 00:47:27,220
- You're not suggesting--
- I'm only suggesting it for the kids.
806
00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:31,384
- I know, but Dusty's--
- Dusty's a fine specimen of womanhood!
807
00:47:31,455 --> 00:47:33,861
I'd seen her get caught
in a cloudburst once,
808
00:47:33,895 --> 00:47:36,205
and I wanna tell you!
809
00:47:36,598 --> 00:47:40,374
Yes, Mr. Donavan.
Please, marry Dusty.
810
00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:45,047
No two people ever got married...
811
00:47:45,072 --> 00:47:48,181
for a more honorable
or worthy cause, Donavan.
812
00:47:48,746 --> 00:47:50,283
Think that over.
813
00:47:55,124 --> 00:47:57,948
Hearing is not till
the day after tomorrow.
814
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,076
Marry Dusty?
815
00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:11,388
If they give us to Mrs. Stockley,
816
00:48:11,443 --> 00:48:13,293
she won't hit us with a stick,
will she?
817
00:48:13,318 --> 00:48:14,732
Why would she
hit you with a stick?
818
00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,779
She hits Mr. Stockley with a stick.
819
00:48:16,804 --> 00:48:19,892
And she might get mad if we track
mud in the house or something.
820
00:48:20,009 --> 00:48:21,677
Or forget to comb our hair.
821
00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:24,224
Well, I’m sure
she wouldn't do that.
822
00:48:24,544 --> 00:48:26,630
When Mr. Stockley gets mad,
823
00:48:26,669 --> 00:48:29,426
he uses words
I never heard before.
824
00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:31,232
He's not as mean as Mr. Leach.
825
00:48:31,257 --> 00:48:33,951
Mr. Leach will put you in a sack
and throw you in the river...
826
00:48:33,976 --> 00:48:35,443
if you even talk too much.
827
00:48:35,474 --> 00:48:38,021
Nobody's gonna throw you in the river.
828
00:48:38,076 --> 00:48:41,429
If rowdy Joe Dover got us,
I bet we'd have to sleep in his shed.
829
00:48:41,464 --> 00:48:42,568
Don't worry, Clovis.
830
00:48:42,593 --> 00:48:45,607
If Celia gets pneumonia,
I can take care of her.
831
00:48:47,809 --> 00:48:50,059
We picked these for you,
Mr. Donavan.
832
00:48:50,106 --> 00:48:53,145
So, you won't forget us
when you get to New Orleans.
833
00:48:58,812 --> 00:49:00,353
You can press them in a book,
834
00:49:00,385 --> 00:49:01,979
and they'll keep forever.
835
00:49:02,048 --> 00:49:03,673
Then every time you see one,
836
00:49:03,736 --> 00:49:05,916
you'll remember us
three "widdle" kids.
837
00:49:05,953 --> 00:49:07,564
That you gave away.
838
00:49:07,665 --> 00:49:09,595
Come on, Clovis.
We better do the dishes,
839
00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:12,166
and not bother
Mr. Donavan anymore.
840
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,033
All right!
841
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:37,965
I'll ask her.
842
00:49:46,134 --> 00:49:48,063
"Three widdle kids"?
843
00:49:48,813 --> 00:49:50,899
Three little swindlers,
you mean.
844
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,219
- Bobby?
- What?
845
00:49:55,273 --> 00:49:57,173
What's "swindlers"?
846
00:49:57,236 --> 00:49:58,704
I don't know.
847
00:50:20,496 --> 00:50:22,084
Okay, come on.
848
00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:23,403
Come on!
849
00:50:23,428 --> 00:50:24,709
As soon as we get
the ladder out of here,
850
00:50:24,734 --> 00:50:26,531
we head straight for the bank.
851
00:50:56,894 --> 00:50:58,191
Amos!
852
00:50:58,747 --> 00:50:59,910
Amos!
853
00:50:59,951 --> 00:51:01,520
- Yeah?
- Ah!
854
00:51:16,426 --> 00:51:17,808
This one's too small.
855
00:51:17,902 --> 00:51:19,949
Get the one on the other side.
856
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:21,452
I'll go open the door.
857
00:54:31,266 --> 00:54:33,540
It's too long.
We can't get it out this way.
858
00:54:33,621 --> 00:54:35,337
Push it together.
859
00:54:38,107 --> 00:54:39,388
Ah!
860
00:54:39,451 --> 00:54:40,905
You idiot!
861
00:54:42,261 --> 00:54:43,568
You get on that end,
862
00:54:43,616 --> 00:54:44,662
and I'll get on the other.
863
00:54:44,687 --> 00:54:46,482
And then, we'll push it together.
864
00:54:46,512 --> 00:54:48,576
On the count of three.
865
00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:09,567
Get in there and get it out!
866
00:55:17,003 --> 00:55:18,331
It went through the other window.
867
00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:20,130
I'm gonna pull it
all the way through.
868
00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:33,266
Someone's coming.
869
00:55:41,251 --> 00:55:42,664
Howdy.
870
00:55:56,139 --> 00:55:57,545
Evening.
871
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:06,470
Don't worry.
872
00:56:06,495 --> 00:56:07,931
As soon as
we get across here,
873
00:56:07,956 --> 00:56:10,316
it's gonna be all downhill.
874
00:56:15,161 --> 00:56:18,310
Get back, you cabbage head.
You're gonna bust it.
875
00:56:19,346 --> 00:56:20,990
Sorry.
Mm! Ah!
876
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,605
It's a long way down there,
Theodore.
877
00:56:25,630 --> 00:56:28,324
Well, don't look down!
It's starting to shake!
878
00:56:28,359 --> 00:56:29,491
Don't do that!
879
00:56:29,547 --> 00:56:31,015
Theodore! Theodore!
880
00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:38,890
Don't do that.
881
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,405
- Move it!
- My spur's caught.
882
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:46,583
- Get up there!
- I am. I'd--
883
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,592
Get off! Get off!
884
00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:55,072
If I didn't think you'd freeze
to death come this winter,
885
00:56:55,115 --> 00:56:58,244
I'd rob this bank myself
and leave you here.
886
00:56:58,279 --> 00:57:00,267
Coming through.
887
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,713
Watch it!
888
00:57:19,859 --> 00:57:22,853
Maybe, you ought to check and
see if the front door's open.
889
00:57:23,362 --> 00:57:24,877
Will you shut up?
890
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,666
Perfect!
It's a great scheme.
891
00:57:26,729 --> 00:57:27,861
Only when it's over,
892
00:57:27,886 --> 00:57:30,307
I'm the deserted wife
left with three kids to mother,
893
00:57:30,332 --> 00:57:32,736
while I watch your south end
disappearing over a hill.
894
00:57:32,761 --> 00:57:35,244
But, you'll be compensated
for any inconvenience,
895
00:57:35,269 --> 00:57:36,935
- any embarrassment.
- I don't want their money.
896
00:57:36,967 --> 00:57:38,552
It's theirs.
They found it.
897
00:57:38,576 --> 00:57:39,605
Agreed.
898
00:57:39,630 --> 00:57:41,279
The only reason
I suggested it...
899
00:57:41,304 --> 00:57:42,840
is that I knew that you...
900
00:57:42,865 --> 00:57:45,615
would provide them
with a good home.
901
00:57:47,454 --> 00:57:48,929
What do you get out of this...
902
00:57:48,954 --> 00:57:50,509
"arrangement"?
903
00:57:51,185 --> 00:57:55,267
A chance to get to New Orleans
before winter sets in.
904
00:57:56,813 --> 00:57:57,946
That all?
905
00:57:57,985 --> 00:57:59,227
Well, I would appreciate it...
906
00:57:59,252 --> 00:58:01,788
if you'd square up a few
of my debts here in town,
907
00:58:01,813 --> 00:58:03,813
but I will repay you
in due time.
908
00:58:03,851 --> 00:58:05,039
And that's all?
909
00:58:05,079 --> 00:58:06,368
Yes.
910
00:58:08,949 --> 00:58:10,496
Oh, now, wait a minute.
911
00:58:10,684 --> 00:58:11,839
Uh,
912
00:58:11,864 --> 00:58:13,496
do you mean...
913
00:58:14,144 --> 00:58:18,019
might I exercise
my husbandly prerogatives?
914
00:58:18,107 --> 00:58:19,417
That's exactly what I mean.
915
00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:21,996
Miss Clydesdale, nothing
could be further from my mind.
916
00:58:22,049 --> 00:58:27,480
This marriage would ensure
a good home for those children.
917
00:58:27,512 --> 00:58:28,628
Nothing more.
918
00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:31,472
I give my word as a gentleman.
919
00:58:33,329 --> 00:58:35,956
It's not the best guarantee
I've ever had.
920
00:58:36,878 --> 00:58:38,652
Well, maybe not.
921
00:58:38,863 --> 00:58:40,699
But, it's the best I have to offer.
922
00:58:40,735 --> 00:58:43,996
So what's it gonna be, Miss Clydesdale?
Are you calling or folding?
923
00:58:46,131 --> 00:58:48,241
All right, I'll,
I'll go along with it.
924
00:58:48,266 --> 00:58:50,413
But, it's not for you.
It's for the kids.
925
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:54,139
And the sooner you light a shuck
out of this town, the better.
926
00:58:58,512 --> 00:59:01,608
It's gonna be daylight before
we even get in that bank.
927
00:59:01,733 --> 00:59:04,272
Boy, once we get
our hands on that gold,
928
00:59:04,297 --> 00:59:05,903
we're gonna be living like kings.
929
00:59:05,928 --> 00:59:07,868
We'll be shooing those
senoritas off like flies.
930
00:59:07,899 --> 00:59:10,018
Yeah. Well, you just
never mind about that now.
931
00:59:10,043 --> 00:59:12,048
Just make sure this mule
of yours don't get frisky.
932
00:59:12,073 --> 00:59:13,284
Don't you worry about Clarice.
933
00:59:13,309 --> 00:59:14,673
She'll get you up there all right.
934
00:59:14,698 --> 00:59:16,206
- Now you wait for my signal.
- All right.
935
00:59:16,237 --> 00:59:17,557
Are you gonna use
that hooty-owl again?
936
00:59:17,589 --> 00:59:19,167
Now, I answer with a whippoorwill.
937
00:59:19,192 --> 00:59:21,557
No, no. Don't you
remember nothing?
938
00:59:21,612 --> 00:59:24,049
When I give that rope a tug,
then you haul me up.
939
00:59:24,089 --> 00:59:25,097
That's a new one.
Right.
940
00:59:25,122 --> 00:59:26,378
Tug and haul.
Right. Okay.
941
00:59:26,403 --> 00:59:28,276
- Okay.
- No hooty-owl.
942
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,432
Now this time, it's just gonna be
a tug and haul, you got that?
943
00:59:47,481 --> 00:59:49,500
Well, that's it.
Come on, Clarice.
944
00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:53,857
Uh, come on!
945
00:59:58,314 --> 00:59:59,457
Hold it.
946
00:59:59,489 --> 01:00:00,996
Stay right there.
947
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,746
Shh! You're gonna
wake somebody up!
948
01:00:07,843 --> 01:00:09,652
Come over here!
949
01:00:10,113 --> 01:00:11,183
Uh!
950
01:00:11,215 --> 01:00:13,386
I'll help you.
Stay right there.
951
01:00:27,261 --> 01:00:28,742
You all right?
952
01:00:28,805 --> 01:00:31,001
- I told you to wait for my signal!
- Right.
953
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,594
Shh-shh.
954
01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,438
- Shh-shh.
- Yeah.
955
01:00:34,540 --> 01:00:36,367
- Shh-shh.
- Go ahead!
956
01:00:36,407 --> 01:00:37,828
Shh-shh.
957
01:00:43,946 --> 01:00:45,613
Yeah. Uh, come on, Clarice.
958
01:00:45,645 --> 01:00:47,176
Come on!
959
01:00:50,723 --> 01:00:52,090
Come on. Get up, Clarice.
960
01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:53,646
Come on, you--
961
01:00:59,047 --> 01:01:00,913
Come on. Get up, Clarice.
Come on. Come on.
962
01:01:00,938 --> 01:01:03,071
You can rest on your patio
when we get to Mexico.
963
01:01:03,110 --> 01:01:04,258
Come on.
Gotta get up now.
964
01:01:04,283 --> 01:01:05,844
Come on. Come on!
965
01:01:05,907 --> 01:01:07,376
Come on!
966
01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:14,582
Mr. Donavan said,
967
01:01:14,606 --> 01:01:16,251
he doesn't want us
wandering around after dark.
968
01:01:16,276 --> 01:01:17,848
- Somebody's coming!
- We're not wandering around.
969
01:01:17,873 --> 01:01:19,776
- We're looking for him.
- Maybe, we should stay home...
970
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,176
- till he gets back.
- He should've been back by now.
971
01:01:22,205 --> 01:01:23,767
Unless, he forgot.
972
01:01:26,443 --> 01:01:27,763
Hi.
973
01:01:29,826 --> 01:01:31,826
Who are you talking to?
974
01:01:32,490 --> 01:01:33,592
Oh.
975
01:01:33,935 --> 01:01:36,709
Hey, you're the man that showed us
how to get to the mine, aren't you?
976
01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:39,092
That's right.
You kids run along now.
977
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:42,271
We're looking for Mr. Donavan.
978
01:01:42,316 --> 01:01:44,490
Well, I think he went that way.
979
01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:49,497
Why are you standing
on your toes like that?
980
01:01:49,529 --> 01:01:51,068
'Cause I wanna stand on my toes.
981
01:01:51,093 --> 01:01:52,685
Now, get out of here.
982
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:58,537
Well, you kids go ahead now.
I'm real busy.
983
01:02:02,103 --> 01:02:03,162
Where's your friend?
984
01:02:03,194 --> 01:02:05,498
He'd better be
in another county.
985
01:02:08,677 --> 01:02:10,074
How'd you get up there?
986
01:02:10,099 --> 01:02:11,449
Never mind how I got up here.
987
01:02:11,474 --> 01:02:12,674
You kids should be in bed now.
988
01:02:12,699 --> 01:02:13,871
Get outta here.
989
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,237
Ah!
990
01:02:18,284 --> 01:02:20,636
Bite me!
You ungrateful fleabag you.
991
01:02:28,598 --> 01:02:30,835
How'd you do that?
992
01:02:32,056 --> 01:02:33,952
Anyway, I got here
early this morning...
993
01:02:33,977 --> 01:02:35,921
to draw up the certification papers...
994
01:02:35,946 --> 01:02:38,235
for the nugget
for the San Francisco Mint,
995
01:02:38,282 --> 01:02:40,757
and when I opened up the place,
when I opened up the place,
996
01:02:40,784 --> 01:02:43,225
I got the shock of my life!
997
01:02:55,857 --> 01:02:57,342
- Morning.
- Morning.
998
01:02:57,394 --> 01:03:00,217
You two couldn't take candy
away from a baby...
999
01:03:00,241 --> 01:03:02,569
without coming out
on the short end.
1000
01:03:02,936 --> 01:03:06,225
Well, it's not gonna go
so easy on you this time.
1001
01:03:09,569 --> 01:03:12,780
Get out of that silly rope,
and stand up.
1002
01:03:21,385 --> 01:03:22,772
This court is now in session.
1003
01:03:22,804 --> 01:03:25,100
The Honorable Homer McCoy presiding.
1004
01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,749
Theodore Ogelvie,
Amos Tucker,
1005
01:03:27,813 --> 01:03:30,140
you're charged with
attempted bank robbery.
1006
01:03:30,179 --> 01:03:32,843
How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
1007
01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:34,640
Not guilty?
1008
01:03:35,031 --> 01:03:36,161
Guilty!
1009
01:03:36,186 --> 01:03:37,507
The wrong one.
1010
01:03:37,538 --> 01:03:40,694
This court sentences you
to be hung by the neck until dead.
1011
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:43,725
And I'm fining you an extra
ten bucks for perjury.
1012
01:03:43,843 --> 01:03:45,960
Let them out, Leonard.
1013
01:03:46,467 --> 01:03:48,421
- Nice going.
- Uh.
1014
01:03:51,945 --> 01:03:54,032
Be down to the oak tree
near boot hill...
1015
01:03:54,057 --> 01:03:55,945
at 12:00 sharp
for your hanging.
1016
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,904
Uh, thank you, Your Honor.
12:00 sharp on that.
1017
01:03:57,929 --> 01:04:01,003
You don't thank a man for hanging you,
you leather-brained ignoramus.
1018
01:04:01,047 --> 01:04:03,446
And bring your own rope.
1019
01:04:03,481 --> 01:04:05,405
- Right. I'll get it.
- Where you going?
1020
01:04:05,430 --> 01:04:07,383
- Well, that's the only rope we got.
- Get out of here.
1021
01:04:07,408 --> 01:04:09,625
- Well, the hardware's closed.
- Come on, come on, you dummy.
1022
01:04:09,650 --> 01:04:12,303
Well, how are you gonna
hang yourself without a rope?
1023
01:04:13,442 --> 01:04:15,436
You know, those dummies
are liable to show up.
1024
01:04:15,469 --> 01:04:17,836
Well, if they do,
they deserve to be hung.
1025
01:04:17,928 --> 01:04:20,772
I just want to get them
out of this town once and for all.
1026
01:04:20,801 --> 01:04:24,928
Sooner that gold's out of this bank
and in the San Francisco Mint, the better.
1027
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:27,678
A lot of people are out
to get that nugget.
1028
01:04:29,046 --> 01:04:32,736
Stillwell, we've been sitting on
this mountain for two days now.
1029
01:04:36,374 --> 01:04:40,306
Staring at a bank through a spyglass
ain't gonna get us no richer.
1030
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,428
You worried about that sheriff?
1031
01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:46,990
Any time you got one of them
down-home sheriffs,
1032
01:04:47,015 --> 01:04:49,553
you always got
a town full of vigilantes.
1033
01:04:49,696 --> 01:04:52,889
We could be walking into
a real hornet's nest.
1034
01:04:52,950 --> 01:04:54,795
We got to get
the gold sometime.
1035
01:04:54,836 --> 01:04:56,404
Oh, we're gonna get it.
1036
01:04:56,467 --> 01:05:00,170
I never rode no 200 miles
just to look at the scenery.
1037
01:05:01,745 --> 01:05:02,908
Dang!
1038
01:05:03,439 --> 01:05:04,908
Your leg cutting up again?
1039
01:05:04,933 --> 01:05:06,830
Yeah, it always acts up on me...
1040
01:05:06,855 --> 01:05:08,947
every time the weather changes.
1041
01:05:09,035 --> 01:05:11,103
I'll tell you one thing sure.
1042
01:05:11,142 --> 01:05:15,126
If I ever get in shooting distance
of that doggone Amos Tucker,
1043
01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:18,197
he's gonna have windows
where his ears was.
1044
01:05:36,328 --> 01:05:37,908
Uh, Homer?
1045
01:05:37,963 --> 01:05:39,563
Can we, uh, talk with you?
1046
01:05:39,588 --> 01:05:41,977
As barber, sheriff,
or Justice of the peace?
1047
01:05:42,002 --> 01:05:43,752
Justice of the peace.
1048
01:05:45,657 --> 01:05:46,851
That's two bits.
1049
01:05:46,898 --> 01:05:48,140
But, I only got half a shave!
1050
01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,374
A whole shave's four bits.
1051
01:05:49,399 --> 01:05:52,328
Now, git before
I fine you for loitering.
1052
01:05:52,788 --> 01:05:54,679
- Git, git, git, git.
- All right, all right.
1053
01:05:54,712 --> 01:05:56,608
I'll see you next Tuesday.
1054
01:05:57,820 --> 01:05:59,312
Dusty?
1055
01:05:59,711 --> 01:06:02,742
You're a willing party to this union?
1056
01:06:03,332 --> 01:06:07,038
Just wanna make sure they get
a square deal and a good home.
1057
01:06:08,172 --> 01:06:10,798
I never teamed two more
unlikely prospects.
1058
01:06:10,822 --> 01:06:13,439
You go together like
ice cream and whiskey.
1059
01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:15,228
But, I guess
you'd be man and wife,
1060
01:06:15,253 --> 01:06:18,589
same as regular people,
and nobody could say different.
1061
01:06:19,119 --> 01:06:22,230
Now, you kids just make
yourselves comfortable.
1062
01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:25,371
Did you want it complete
with the trimmings,
1063
01:06:25,396 --> 01:06:27,189
love, honor, and cherish,
and all that?
1064
01:06:27,214 --> 01:06:29,621
- Kind of like to hear it anyway.
- Well, fine.
1065
01:06:29,671 --> 01:06:33,183
Uh, well, let's
just get it over with.
1066
01:06:46,266 --> 01:06:47,858
You got a ring?
1067
01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,437
No.
1068
01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:51,765
More legal with a ring.
1069
01:07:04,073 --> 01:07:06,537
You hold this till I tell you.
1070
01:07:10,182 --> 01:07:12,872
Was you gonna keep your hats on?
1071
01:07:21,071 --> 01:07:23,650
You take her, Donavan?
1072
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,373
Yes!
1073
01:07:28,436 --> 01:07:30,486
Do you take him, Dusty?
1074
01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,119
I do.
1075
01:07:33,369 --> 01:07:35,205
Uh, the ring.
1076
01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:37,775
Give it to Mr. Donavan.
1077
01:07:46,381 --> 01:07:48,185
Powers invested in me,
1078
01:07:48,210 --> 01:07:50,614
the state of California,
county of Tulare,
1079
01:07:50,639 --> 01:07:52,725
I pronounce you hitched.
1080
01:07:53,188 --> 01:07:56,123
It ain't necessary for you to kiss
if you don't want to,
1081
01:07:56,199 --> 01:07:58,787
but you ought to,
at least, shake on it.
1082
01:08:01,154 --> 01:08:05,129
Well, that's it. I generally get
two dollars about this point.
1083
01:08:09,404 --> 01:08:11,036
Pay you back.
1084
01:08:13,224 --> 01:08:16,841
Uh, since you two don't seem
to have no immediate plans,
1085
01:08:16,870 --> 01:08:19,429
- I'm buying.
- Oh, good, good.
1086
01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:21,379
Oh, Dusty, would you mind, uh,
1087
01:08:21,411 --> 01:08:23,793
just keeping an eye
on the kids for awhile?
1088
01:08:25,676 --> 01:08:27,896
Might as well get used to it.
1089
01:08:30,852 --> 01:08:32,649
Come on, let's have
our own celebration.
1090
01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:36,068
How come Mr. Donavan's going that way,
and we're going this way?
1091
01:08:36,310 --> 01:08:38,162
Kind of hard to explain.
1092
01:08:38,774 --> 01:08:40,313
That all then, Miss Cole?
1093
01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:42,365
All right. $4.62.
1094
01:08:42,636 --> 01:08:44,849
I'll put it right here on your bill.
1095
01:08:44,974 --> 01:08:48,349
You can each have a licorice whip
and one jelly bean.
1096
01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:50,217
But, just one.
1097
01:08:52,302 --> 01:08:53,576
- Morning, Dusty.
- Mr. Purvey.
1098
01:08:53,601 --> 01:08:56,162
Uh, if you're here for those grain bags,
they didn't come in yet.
1099
01:08:56,186 --> 01:08:58,287
I have to get boots
and jackets for the kids.
1100
01:08:58,359 --> 01:09:01,068
Oh, well, here, we'll look
them up in the catalogue.
1101
01:09:01,263 --> 01:09:02,865
I see somebody bought the bed.
1102
01:09:02,922 --> 01:09:04,388
Yep.
1103
01:09:06,724 --> 01:09:08,005
Sure is pretty.
1104
01:09:08,068 --> 01:09:09,505
Yeah, sure is.
1105
01:09:09,662 --> 01:09:12,177
- Who'd you sell it to?
- Donavan.
1106
01:09:13,365 --> 01:09:14,607
Who?
1107
01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:15,927
Mr. Donavan.
1108
01:09:15,966 --> 01:09:18,099
He picked it out this morning.
1109
01:09:18,732 --> 01:09:20,482
Did he really?
1110
01:09:22,023 --> 01:09:23,695
Did he really?
1111
01:09:37,931 --> 01:09:39,416
Donavan!
1112
01:09:40,323 --> 01:09:42,369
Yes, you, you snake oil salesman.
1113
01:09:42,394 --> 01:09:44,408
Are you coming out here,
or am I coming in there?
1114
01:09:44,448 --> 01:09:45,776
What's the matter?
Is there some trouble?
1115
01:09:45,801 --> 01:09:49,408
Yes, there's trouble all right,
and you're in it.
1116
01:09:49,963 --> 01:09:51,908
"All I want is a chance
to be on my way,
1117
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:53,651
"unencumbered and unfettered."
1118
01:09:53,676 --> 01:09:54,846
That's right.
That's all I wanted.
1119
01:09:54,871 --> 01:09:57,229
Don't slick-talk me,
you fourflusher!
1120
01:09:57,254 --> 01:09:58,784
Dusty!
1121
01:09:59,534 --> 01:10:01,471
Wait a minute, Dusty.
Wait, wait a minute, Dusty.
1122
01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:03,666
Hold it, please.
Wait a minute!
1123
01:10:03,705 --> 01:10:05,041
Wait.
1124
01:10:05,066 --> 01:10:07,244
Dusty! Wait, wait, Dusty.
1125
01:10:07,695 --> 01:10:09,096
Wait, now, wait, Dusty.
1126
01:10:09,121 --> 01:10:10,182
Now, wait a minute!
1127
01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:12,541
Dusty, will you just
let me say one word?
1128
01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,674
One.
1129
01:10:13,706 --> 01:10:15,073
- Dusty.
- That's it.
1130
01:10:15,109 --> 01:10:16,213
No!
1131
01:10:18,323 --> 01:10:21,776
"Nothing could be further
from my mind, Miss Clydesdale.
1132
01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,580
"You have my word as a gentleman."
1133
01:10:23,612 --> 01:10:25,010
I meant it. I--
1134
01:10:25,057 --> 01:10:26,604
- Gentleman?
- Yeah!
1135
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:28,151
Ah!
1136
01:10:35,122 --> 01:10:36,616
No!
1137
01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:43,483
Get off of him.
And you coward.
1138
01:10:44,405 --> 01:10:45,694
Aha!
1139
01:10:45,882 --> 01:10:46,999
No, no, Dusty.
1140
01:10:47,024 --> 01:10:48,561
- Back! Back!
- Give me that!
1141
01:10:48,586 --> 01:10:50,069
- Don't!
- "That's true!"
1142
01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:54,708
Now, wait a minute, Dusty.
Now, wait.
1143
01:10:54,754 --> 01:10:55,792
Dusty.
1144
01:10:55,817 --> 01:10:57,372
No, no, no! Wait!
1145
01:10:58,332 --> 01:11:00,278
Now, this is ridiculous.
1146
01:11:00,554 --> 01:11:02,833
When you, uh, get rational,
1147
01:11:02,974 --> 01:11:04,301
we'll discuss this.
1148
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,411
Oh!
1149
01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:07,645
We'll discuss it right now.
1150
01:11:07,803 --> 01:11:09,301
Oh!
1151
01:11:13,323 --> 01:11:14,808
Sorry, Ralph.
1152
01:11:15,973 --> 01:11:18,886
Dusty, you're being hysterical.
We can't accomplish anything this way!
1153
01:11:18,921 --> 01:11:20,347
What happened with them two?
1154
01:11:20,394 --> 01:11:21,909
They got married.
1155
01:11:22,770 --> 01:11:25,198
- Dusty, be reasonable.
- Shut up, you liar.
1156
01:11:25,223 --> 01:11:28,167
I don't know what's happened,
but I can explain.
1157
01:11:31,926 --> 01:11:35,320
You're not getting out of it that easy,
you pasteboard slinger.
1158
01:11:35,372 --> 01:11:37,389
Pay you back, Homer.
1159
01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:41,764
Oh! What? Dusty! Dusty!
1160
01:11:41,812 --> 01:11:43,116
Now look,
what's bothering you?
1161
01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:44,311
That bed!
1162
01:11:44,366 --> 01:11:46,694
That great, big brass bed!
1163
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:50,170
If you had no intention of exercising
your husbandly prerogatives,
1164
01:11:50,198 --> 01:11:52,491
why'd you buy that bed?
1165
01:11:54,169 --> 01:11:55,547
That's it?
1166
01:11:56,024 --> 01:11:57,149
The bed?
1167
01:11:57,174 --> 01:11:58,664
Yes!
1168
01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:01,602
The bed...
1169
01:12:02,050 --> 01:12:03,430
happens to be...
1170
01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:05,235
for the kids, Dusty.
1171
01:12:05,305 --> 01:12:07,196
With the nights getting colder,
1172
01:12:07,221 --> 01:12:09,897
they need a warmer place to sleep.
1173
01:12:09,922 --> 01:12:12,399
So, the brass bed is for the boys,
1174
01:12:12,424 --> 01:12:16,086
and the smaller bed is for Celia!
1175
01:12:18,932 --> 01:12:21,041
Well, why didn't you
say so in the first place?
1176
01:12:21,066 --> 01:12:24,213
And we could have avoided
this little misunderstanding.
1177
01:12:30,384 --> 01:12:31,954
Pardon me.
1178
01:12:31,994 --> 01:12:33,775
Excuse me, please.
1179
01:12:34,306 --> 01:12:36,134
Come along, Celia.
1180
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:38,821
This is no place for a lady.
1181
01:12:55,062 --> 01:12:56,388
Come on, let's go!
1182
01:12:57,670 --> 01:12:59,584
All right, all right.
Quiet down now.
1183
01:13:00,411 --> 01:13:03,044
Order! Order in the court!
1184
01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:06,365
Order, order!
Quiet now!
1185
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:20,200
Everybody, sit down and shut up.
1186
01:13:20,238 --> 01:13:22,974
Edgar, you get back in your seat.
1187
01:13:26,656 --> 01:13:29,795
I think we've heard
about all the testimony...
1188
01:13:29,835 --> 01:13:31,920
this building can take.
1189
01:13:33,426 --> 01:13:37,170
Now, I'm gonna decide
who gets these sprouts of Wintle's,
1190
01:13:37,225 --> 01:13:39,475
and that decision
is gonna be final.
1191
01:13:39,561 --> 01:13:41,412
This court appreciates...
1192
01:13:41,436 --> 01:13:43,085
the generosity...
1193
01:13:43,135 --> 01:13:44,670
and the kindness...
1194
01:13:44,702 --> 01:13:46,936
of all you good people...
1195
01:13:46,974 --> 01:13:50,209
who have offered to provide
homes for these kids...
1196
01:13:50,256 --> 01:13:53,225
and to safeguard their assets.
1197
01:13:53,287 --> 01:13:55,897
Proves this town's got
a heart after all.
1198
01:13:56,012 --> 01:13:57,895
But after due deliberation...
1199
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,814
and a consideration of all the facts,
1200
01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:02,123
and the merits of the applicants,
1201
01:14:02,233 --> 01:14:04,295
this court awards...
1202
01:14:04,377 --> 01:14:06,342
Bobby, Clovis,
1203
01:14:06,404 --> 01:14:07,952
and Celia Bradley...
1204
01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:10,967
to Mr. and Mrs. Russel Donavan.
1205
01:14:13,854 --> 01:14:15,490
Well, that's the order of this court.
1206
01:14:15,515 --> 01:14:17,442
I don't want to hear
a lot of argument about it.
1207
01:14:17,467 --> 01:14:20,779
And I don't want a half
a dozen people coming up here--
1208
01:14:25,426 --> 01:14:26,436
Homer.
1209
01:14:26,491 --> 01:14:28,670
I heard you were about
to gavel off my kin.
1210
01:14:28,788 --> 01:14:31,248
Hold it. Pretty good
to be back in town.
1211
01:14:34,230 --> 01:14:37,741
That won't be necessary now
since I'm here to claim them.
1212
01:14:37,983 --> 01:14:41,285
Donavan, thank you for
taking such good care of them.
1213
01:14:42,209 --> 01:14:43,334
My lawyer.
1214
01:14:43,371 --> 01:14:45,944
He will explain all the "whereases"
and "wherefores."
1215
01:14:45,989 --> 01:14:47,006
Tell them.
1216
01:14:47,061 --> 01:14:48,530
Tell them, uh,
1217
01:14:48,608 --> 01:14:50,264
why the kids are mine,
1218
01:14:50,342 --> 01:14:51,444
with no "maybes".
1219
01:14:51,475 --> 01:14:53,514
May it please the court,
I have an order.
1220
01:14:53,539 --> 01:14:55,248
What would please
this court is to see...
1221
01:14:55,273 --> 01:14:57,522
both of you rode out
of this town on a rail!
1222
01:14:58,131 --> 01:14:59,358
Your Honor, the law--
1223
01:14:59,383 --> 01:15:02,819
I don't need no checkered-pants
lawyer to tell me the law.
1224
01:15:02,856 --> 01:15:04,459
Give me that.
1225
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:22,001
All right,
they're yours, Wintle.
1226
01:15:22,277 --> 01:15:24,330
Get yourself and
that jackleg out of here...
1227
01:15:24,355 --> 01:15:27,564
before I show you how
contemptuous this court can be.
1228
01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:29,591
Guess so, Reverend.
1229
01:15:30,736 --> 01:15:33,411
That gold's the most
valuable shipment...
1230
01:15:33,443 --> 01:15:35,895
ever entrusted
to the Butterfly Line.
1231
01:15:35,952 --> 01:15:38,079
Oh, my goodness gracious.
1232
01:15:38,150 --> 01:15:40,252
The most valuable shipment?
1233
01:15:40,412 --> 01:15:41,853
My word!
1234
01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:45,000
And exactly, how much
does this nugget weigh?
1235
01:15:45,048 --> 01:15:48,368
356 pounds,
without the crating.
1236
01:15:48,634 --> 01:15:50,767
Now, uh, that's not quite
as large as the one...
1237
01:15:50,792 --> 01:15:52,424
they found in Breckenridge.
1238
01:15:52,496 --> 01:15:56,118
Still, that's a whole lot
of gold all in one piece.
1239
01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:59,657
Oh, I assume you have a goodly
portion of men protecting it.
1240
01:15:59,704 --> 01:16:03,345
We're bringing in extra guards
from Marysville tomorrow.
1241
01:16:03,618 --> 01:16:04,876
I see.
1242
01:16:05,239 --> 01:16:08,407
Then you won't be making
your regular noon passenger run.
1243
01:16:08,472 --> 01:16:09,642
Well, now.
1244
01:16:09,688 --> 01:16:12,110
Oh, fear not, dear brother.
1245
01:16:12,290 --> 01:16:14,392
You're speaking to
a servant of the Lord.
1246
01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:17,495
Well, being a man of the cloth,
it can do no harm.
1247
01:16:18,060 --> 01:16:19,354
Ahem.
1248
01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:22,159
They're taking it out
as soon as the, uh,
1249
01:16:22,358 --> 01:16:25,471
bank closes at 4:00 tomorrow.
1250
01:16:26,108 --> 01:16:28,401
But, they won't be going
by the regular route.
1251
01:16:28,481 --> 01:16:31,143
They'll be going over China Grade.
1252
01:16:31,245 --> 01:16:32,479
Splendid.
1253
01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:34,323
Splendid idea.
1254
01:16:34,433 --> 01:16:35,511
Why,
1255
01:16:35,536 --> 01:16:37,542
I shouldn't imagine that
they would encounter...
1256
01:16:37,581 --> 01:16:40,237
so much as a horned frog
on that old slag road.
1257
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,995
My thinking precisely.
1258
01:16:42,066 --> 01:16:44,152
Uh, Reverend,
could I buy you a drink?
1259
01:16:44,185 --> 01:16:45,971
Oh, thank you, no, sir.
1260
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:47,526
I never imbibe.
1261
01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:49,965
However, I would be
happy to accept this...
1262
01:16:49,997 --> 01:16:52,676
as a contribution for the poor.
1263
01:16:53,427 --> 01:16:55,700
Bless you, brother.
Bless you.
1264
01:17:06,215 --> 01:17:08,484
Well, Charlie.
1265
01:17:08,594 --> 01:17:10,688
Charlie, I seem to have, uh,
1266
01:17:10,732 --> 01:17:12,258
left my purse at the office.
1267
01:17:12,283 --> 01:17:13,311
I was, uh--
1268
01:17:13,336 --> 01:17:14,342
Ah!
1269
01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:16,836
Would you set them up
for Charlie and me there?
1270
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,560
Hi, Dusty.
1271
01:17:24,677 --> 01:17:25,903
Howdy.
1272
01:17:30,390 --> 01:17:31,837
Annulment papers.
1273
01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:34,436
Homer says you can drop them off
at the Marysville courthouse,
1274
01:17:34,461 --> 01:17:36,781
but it'll take two, three days.
1275
01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:43,129
We must have set
some kind of record.
1276
01:17:43,183 --> 01:17:44,574
Yes.
1277
01:17:46,058 --> 01:17:48,574
Well, you're finally rid of them.
What now?
1278
01:17:48,918 --> 01:17:51,121
Well, I guess
I'll work my way East.
1279
01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:53,840
Change of scenery,
change of luck, you know.
1280
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,402
Uh, Dusty?
1281
01:17:57,262 --> 01:17:59,022
Thanks for what you did.
1282
01:18:00,899 --> 01:18:03,691
We tried something.
It didn't work, that's all.
1283
01:18:06,472 --> 01:18:07,660
Well,
1284
01:18:07,926 --> 01:18:09,816
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
1285
01:18:11,284 --> 01:18:12,660
Donavan?
1286
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:15,902
You were...
1287
01:18:16,676 --> 01:18:18,121
a good father to those kids.
1288
01:18:18,146 --> 01:18:19,808
They couldn't have asked for better.
1289
01:18:19,910 --> 01:18:21,293
We got along.
1290
01:18:21,371 --> 01:18:22,692
Mm-hm.
1291
01:18:24,066 --> 01:18:25,269
Well.
1292
01:18:25,322 --> 01:18:26,652
And, Donavan?
1293
01:18:26,691 --> 01:18:27,871
Yeah?
1294
01:18:29,222 --> 01:18:32,058
I'm sorry I hit you in the head
with the spittoon.
1295
01:18:33,262 --> 01:18:35,527
A perfectly logical
misunderstanding.
1296
01:18:36,402 --> 01:18:38,310
And I'm sorry that I...
1297
01:18:38,467 --> 01:18:40,560
offered you a drink
in the saloon too.
1298
01:18:40,705 --> 01:18:44,006
Well, it's a perfectly
logical misunderstanding.
1299
01:18:47,115 --> 01:18:49,969
Well, I wouldn't make
that mistake again.
1300
01:18:51,762 --> 01:18:53,329
You wouldn't?
1301
01:19:03,850 --> 01:19:05,524
Good luck, Dusty.
1302
01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:41,620
How you expect to get warm,
1303
01:19:41,645 --> 01:19:44,644
sitting in front of a fire
that's been out for two days?
1304
01:19:44,783 --> 01:19:46,308
Aw, I don't know.
1305
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,722
I always used to sit here
for breakfast.
1306
01:19:48,856 --> 01:19:51,073
Couldn't we build just
one little itty-bitty fire?
1307
01:19:51,098 --> 01:19:52,862
It don't seem like home no more.
1308
01:19:52,887 --> 01:19:53,901
No!
1309
01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:56,003
Amos, I tell you,
we got big trouble.
1310
01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:58,198
We go in town to get food,
we get strung up.
1311
01:19:58,223 --> 01:20:00,253
If we stay here,
we'll starve to death.
1312
01:20:00,347 --> 01:20:02,714
If we don't freeze to death first.
1313
01:20:03,001 --> 01:20:04,917
So, what's it gonna be?
1314
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:06,503
Well.
1315
01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:10,136
Well, what if we went down
and told Sheriff McCoy that...
1316
01:20:10,198 --> 01:20:11,667
that we was real sorry,
1317
01:20:11,714 --> 01:20:14,347
and, and we wasn't gonna
rob banks anymore?
1318
01:20:14,596 --> 01:20:15,628
- Ever.
- Right.
1319
01:20:15,653 --> 01:20:17,589
And we'd even cross our heart.
1320
01:20:18,617 --> 01:20:21,011
Well, that's worth thinking about.
1321
01:20:23,369 --> 01:20:26,018
We wouldn't want to take
any ropes with us, would we?
1322
01:20:27,636 --> 01:20:29,221
Hey, mister!
1323
01:20:34,305 --> 01:20:36,249
What do you kids want now?
1324
01:20:36,490 --> 01:20:38,296
You tell them, Bobby.
1325
01:20:41,389 --> 01:20:43,587
We want you to have
our gold nugget.
1326
01:20:43,688 --> 01:20:44,853
What gold nugget?
1327
01:20:44,908 --> 01:20:46,424
The one you tried to steal.
1328
01:20:46,476 --> 01:20:47,907
Oh, that gold nugget.
1329
01:20:48,002 --> 01:20:50,173
All you gotta do is
take it out of the bank.
1330
01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:52,322
You kids come all the way
up here just to tell us...
1331
01:20:52,361 --> 01:20:53,814
to rob the bank again?
1332
01:20:53,844 --> 01:20:56,986
We're already sentenced to be hung
for robbing it the first time.
1333
01:20:57,079 --> 01:20:58,103
Say, uh,
1334
01:20:58,135 --> 01:21:00,009
maybe, it's a fix
to smoke us out, Theodore.
1335
01:21:00,049 --> 01:21:01,400
This isn't any trick.
1336
01:21:01,470 --> 01:21:04,042
Judge McCoy said Mr. Wintle
really doesn't want us.
1337
01:21:04,074 --> 01:21:05,457
He just wants the gold.
1338
01:21:05,511 --> 01:21:06,949
So, if you take the gold,
1339
01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:08,660
then Mr. Wintle
will go away again.
1340
01:21:08,714 --> 01:21:11,027
And Mr. Donavan will be
stuck with us again.
1341
01:21:11,057 --> 01:21:15,013
Mr. Donavan buys us all
the apple dumplings we can eat.
1342
01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:17,841
It ain't like it's really stealing.
1343
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,849
It's our gold,
and we're giving it to you.
1344
01:21:19,888 --> 01:21:21,864
And all you have to do
is pick it up.
1345
01:21:21,942 --> 01:21:23,528
We'll help you.
1346
01:21:24,162 --> 01:21:26,294
Pardon me just a minute, ma'am.
1347
01:21:28,572 --> 01:21:30,122
What do you think,
Theodore?
1348
01:21:30,247 --> 01:21:31,434
Oh, I don't know about...
1349
01:21:31,466 --> 01:21:33,511
the Hash Knife throwing in
with a bunch of kids.
1350
01:21:33,536 --> 01:21:34,864
How's that gonna look
in the history books?
1351
01:21:34,889 --> 01:21:36,763
Well, we wouldn't have
to call it "Hash Knife".
1352
01:21:36,794 --> 01:21:38,638
We could call them
the "Apple Dumpling Gang".
1353
01:21:38,696 --> 01:21:39,981
Who's gonna know the difference?
1354
01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:41,201
It's like the kid says.
1355
01:21:41,226 --> 01:21:42,677
It ain't actually stealing.
1356
01:21:42,740 --> 01:21:43,966
And you better hurry...
1357
01:21:43,991 --> 01:21:46,724
because we're leaving at 4:00,
when the bank closes.
1358
01:21:47,075 --> 01:21:48,466
Theodore?
1359
01:21:49,940 --> 01:21:51,049
All right.
1360
01:21:51,081 --> 01:21:53,002
All right! Come on.
1361
01:21:53,217 --> 01:21:54,979
Now, here's the bank.
1362
01:21:55,033 --> 01:21:57,424
Now, we're gonna need
some dynamite to blow the safe.
1363
01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:59,830
And we gotta get some kind
of a wagon to haul off the gold.
1364
01:21:59,855 --> 01:22:00,705
You got that, gang?
1365
01:22:00,729 --> 01:22:02,323
Now, I think we'll go in the side door.
1366
01:22:02,355 --> 01:22:03,471
You remember that side door.
1367
01:22:03,496 --> 01:22:04,995
Yeah. Now, we were
hanging in there,
1368
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:07,291
let's see, that would be
just off to the right. Yeah.
1369
01:22:08,262 --> 01:22:09,954
Well, you told me
to get you a wagon, didn't ya?
1370
01:22:09,979 --> 01:22:11,151
Not that wagon.
1371
01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:12,656
Well, what's wrong with it.
I, uh--
1372
01:22:12,681 --> 01:22:13,687
Look.
1373
01:22:13,712 --> 01:22:15,286
These are the fastest horses in town.
1374
01:22:15,311 --> 01:22:17,290
We'll be halfway to Mexico
before they find out.
1375
01:22:17,315 --> 01:22:18,720
All right.
It's too late to change now.
1376
01:22:18,758 --> 01:22:20,170
Let's get the thing headed
in the other direction.
1377
01:22:20,195 --> 01:22:20,982
Right.
1378
01:22:21,007 --> 01:22:23,523
You kids keep a lookout
for the sheriff.
1379
01:22:37,063 --> 01:22:38,983
I'm sorry. We're closed.
1380
01:22:39,144 --> 01:22:41,241
- Eh?
- I say we're--
1381
01:22:43,290 --> 01:22:45,594
I'm sorry, Reverend.
We're, we're closed for the day.
1382
01:22:45,619 --> 01:22:47,258
You'll--
1383
01:22:51,127 --> 01:22:53,157
Open that safe.
1384
01:23:06,162 --> 01:23:07,388
Now, get over here.
1385
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:08,734
Quick.
1386
01:23:09,653 --> 01:23:11,270
Clovis!
1387
01:23:14,608 --> 01:23:17,031
Somebody else is already
robbing the bank.
1388
01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:20,445
Come on.
1389
01:23:25,943 --> 01:23:27,680
Oh, no.
1390
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,937
- Come on, get on in there.
- Get on in there.
1391
01:23:29,992 --> 01:23:31,477
Hurry up!
1392
01:23:32,820 --> 01:23:33,969
Where'd they come from?
1393
01:23:34,008 --> 01:23:35,444
They was outside looking in.
1394
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:37,539
Well, get them over yonder
out of the way.
1395
01:23:37,578 --> 01:23:39,445
And you keep quiet, you hear?
1396
01:23:39,508 --> 01:23:41,875
Ox, keep an eye on them.
1397
01:23:41,994 --> 01:23:44,047
Get out of the room.
1398
01:23:46,247 --> 01:23:49,617
Ain't that the most
beautiful sight you ever saw?
1399
01:23:50,422 --> 01:23:51,680
Boy, oh, boy.
1400
01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:53,578
Ay ay ay.
1401
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:55,141
- Mm.
- It's heavy.
1402
01:23:55,297 --> 01:23:57,680
- Where's the wagon?
- It's right outside.
1403
01:23:57,733 --> 01:23:59,039
Easy, boys.
1404
01:23:59,133 --> 01:24:00,555
Let me catch up with you.
1405
01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:02,447
This blasted thing weighs a ton.
1406
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:03,737
- Dang it.
- Sure does.
1407
01:24:03,767 --> 01:24:06,065
My leg don't work too good
going round this turn.
1408
01:24:06,221 --> 01:24:07,283
Now, that's got it.
1409
01:24:07,338 --> 01:24:08,869
Now, we got her.
1410
01:24:08,954 --> 01:24:11,760
Hey, don't nobody move!
This is a holdup!
1411
01:24:14,119 --> 01:24:17,026
All right, we're gonna
rob the bank, and...
1412
01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:19,402
we mean business.
1413
01:24:19,684 --> 01:24:21,400
You're a day late
and a dollar short.
1414
01:24:21,425 --> 01:24:23,894
Well, sure like
he said right here.
1415
01:24:23,957 --> 01:24:25,543
Did you say it? But--
1416
01:24:29,821 --> 01:24:31,472
Ah!
1417
01:24:34,729 --> 01:24:36,901
Who in blazes are you?
1418
01:24:37,433 --> 01:24:38,707
Well?
1419
01:24:39,698 --> 01:24:42,300
Uh, Mr. Stillwell asked you
a question, Theodore.
1420
01:24:42,339 --> 01:24:43,722
Uh, uh--
1421
01:24:45,738 --> 01:24:47,979
- Theodore.
- Hi, Frank.
1422
01:24:50,801 --> 01:24:52,754
- Amos.
- Uh.
1423
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:56,176
You still aren't mad 'cause I shot you
in the leg, are you, Frank?
1424
01:24:57,207 --> 01:24:58,269
I guess you are.
1425
01:24:58,301 --> 01:24:59,566
Please, gentlemen,
no shooting.
1426
01:24:59,591 --> 01:25:01,629
That dynamite is old
and is sweating.
1427
01:25:01,676 --> 01:25:04,019
If he drops it, there won't be
a bit of this bank left.
1428
01:25:04,051 --> 01:25:05,801
That makes sense.
1429
01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:08,879
All right, you two,
get over here and out of the way.
1430
01:25:08,941 --> 01:25:10,715
All right. Move.
All right, move!
1431
01:25:10,747 --> 01:25:13,090
Get these kids out of here
where we can watch them.
1432
01:25:13,115 --> 01:25:15,172
All right, you.
Come on!
1433
01:25:15,689 --> 01:25:17,970
You're gonna walk right
out of here ahead of us,
1434
01:25:18,002 --> 01:25:19,328
straight to the wagon.
1435
01:25:19,355 --> 01:25:21,695
One peep out of you and
I'll blow a hole in you...
1436
01:25:21,727 --> 01:25:23,136
that you can throw
a mule through.
1437
01:25:23,161 --> 01:25:24,375
You understand?
1438
01:25:24,422 --> 01:25:26,812
All right, get to walking,
and keep smiling.
1439
01:25:26,857 --> 01:25:28,086
Hurry up!
1440
01:25:28,203 --> 01:25:29,890
Hooks, get ahold of this.
1441
01:25:30,186 --> 01:25:31,398
Come on. Easy does it.
1442
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:32,781
All right.
1443
01:25:33,528 --> 01:25:34,645
That's our gold!
1444
01:25:34,701 --> 01:25:36,215
We said they could have it!
1445
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,192
Out of my way. All right,
now we're gonna walk--
1446
01:25:38,224 --> 01:25:39,888
Ow!
1447
01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:41,356
- All right! All right!
- Ay!
1448
01:25:41,381 --> 01:25:42,935
Hold on. Right here.
1449
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,333
Ah!
1450
01:25:45,364 --> 01:25:47,489
Watch out for that dynamite!
1451
01:25:52,085 --> 01:25:54,496
Whoa, whoa.
1452
01:25:54,621 --> 01:25:56,160
It's the law!
1453
01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:59,645
Looks like we're gonna have
to blast our way out of here.
1454
01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:03,988
You idiot!
1455
01:26:04,012 --> 01:26:05,309
What's all the firing?
1456
01:26:05,334 --> 01:26:07,934
They're trying to get the nugget.
1457
01:26:24,864 --> 01:26:26,677
Get this thing off of me!
1458
01:26:27,278 --> 01:26:28,903
Hold this.
1459
01:26:36,615 --> 01:26:39,002
We need to delate.
Must be 50 of them in there.
1460
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,596
I'll go get old Betsy.
1461
01:26:40,923 --> 01:26:42,820
Somebody get him a drink.
1462
01:26:43,527 --> 01:26:46,171
Take more than that
to get the sting out of him.
1463
01:26:55,369 --> 01:26:56,979
Get down!
1464
01:26:58,143 --> 01:26:59,799
- My knees!
- Get down!
1465
01:27:02,307 --> 01:27:03,581
Don't do that anymore.
1466
01:27:03,922 --> 01:27:05,431
And get down!
1467
01:27:05,471 --> 01:27:08,611
Ah! Ah, I'm sitting on my spurs!
1468
01:27:21,031 --> 01:27:22,487
Dusty!
1469
01:27:27,851 --> 01:27:29,566
Are you trying
to get yourself killed?
1470
01:27:29,591 --> 01:27:31,324
I am trying to stop
a bank robbery.
1471
01:27:31,349 --> 01:27:34,738
Well, do it from a safe place,
not the middle of the street!
1472
01:27:45,804 --> 01:27:48,001
Hurry up!
Get it inside!
1473
01:27:48,049 --> 01:27:49,626
Come on!
1474
01:28:02,430 --> 01:28:03,734
Hey, it's coming.
1475
01:28:03,759 --> 01:28:05,414
Yes! Whoa!
1476
01:28:05,766 --> 01:28:07,008
Ah!
1477
01:28:14,763 --> 01:28:18,865
Does anyone know where
Alvin keeps his corkscrew?
1478
01:28:20,052 --> 01:28:21,138
Where is it?
1479
01:28:30,786 --> 01:28:32,089
Where is it?
1480
01:28:37,753 --> 01:28:39,756
Grab these kids,
and let's get out of here.
1481
01:28:39,781 --> 01:28:41,053
What about the gold?
1482
01:28:41,078 --> 01:28:42,545
Forget about the gold.
1483
01:28:42,616 --> 01:28:45,061
We'll be lucky to escape
with our hides.
1484
01:28:45,124 --> 01:28:46,584
Hurry up.
1485
01:28:49,061 --> 01:28:51,592
Frank, are, are you sure
you don't want your gold?
1486
01:28:51,617 --> 01:28:55,139
It's all yours, partner.
Don't spend it all in one place.
1487
01:28:55,605 --> 01:28:57,811
I'm gonna buy some new toes.
1488
01:28:59,494 --> 01:29:01,394
You can't take those children.
1489
01:29:02,767 --> 01:29:05,527
- Let's go this way.
- Frank, our horses are around front.
1490
01:29:05,609 --> 01:29:07,394
Well, so is half the town!
1491
01:29:07,419 --> 01:29:08,888
Come on.
1492
01:29:10,619 --> 01:29:12,789
I ain't never gonna rob no bank,
ever, ever, ever.
1493
01:29:15,721 --> 01:29:17,103
- That's it!
- Ah!
1494
01:29:17,752 --> 01:29:20,142
- I can't move!
- I can walk. I can walk.
1495
01:29:20,177 --> 01:29:21,510
- My back!
- Come on, let's go.
1496
01:29:21,535 --> 01:29:22,783
- Let's go!
- My back!
1497
01:29:22,808 --> 01:29:23,869
I can't move!
1498
01:29:23,894 --> 01:29:26,072
- We got to get out of here.
- I can't move! My back!
1499
01:29:26,097 --> 01:29:27,806
- All right. Let's go.
- Ah!
1500
01:29:27,846 --> 01:29:29,627
The dynamite!
1501
01:29:34,394 --> 01:29:36,584
I can't move.
1502
01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:42,323
Just cover me, Mildred.
1503
01:29:46,127 --> 01:29:47,596
Mr. Donavan!
1504
01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:50,143
- Mr. Donavan!
- They got Celia.
1505
01:29:50,669 --> 01:29:51,833
Hyah!
1506
01:29:51,914 --> 01:29:53,163
Ow!
1507
01:29:54,085 --> 01:29:55,632
Oh!
1508
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,025
Hyah! Hyah, hyah!
1509
01:30:03,227 --> 01:30:04,727
Hyah!
1510
01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:06,753
Clyde!
1511
01:30:15,463 --> 01:30:17,005
Howdy.
1512
01:30:19,767 --> 01:30:21,254
Shh! Listen.
1513
01:30:21,325 --> 01:30:23,832
- They stopped firing.
- Ah!
1514
01:30:28,109 --> 01:30:30,309
There's still two more in there.
1515
01:30:56,053 --> 01:30:58,905
Get this team to moving!
1516
01:31:40,858 --> 01:31:43,022
Hurry! Hurry!
1517
01:31:47,809 --> 01:31:49,887
Knock your head off!
1518
01:31:51,004 --> 01:31:52,731
Hyah! Hyah!
1519
01:32:11,571 --> 01:32:13,422
Ay ay ay!
1520
01:32:32,111 --> 01:32:33,915
Celia!
1521
01:32:33,970 --> 01:32:35,659
Dusty!
1522
01:32:41,461 --> 01:32:43,125
Hey!
1523
01:32:46,757 --> 01:32:47,991
Oh, God!
1524
01:34:28,043 --> 01:34:29,715
Donavan!
1525
01:34:29,962 --> 01:34:32,209
What? Whoa!
1526
01:34:40,005 --> 01:34:41,974
You always kiss like that?
1527
01:34:42,078 --> 01:34:44,607
- I've been saving up.
- Oh, yeah?
1528
01:34:49,153 --> 01:34:52,223
Get Stillwell, wring him out,
and lock him up.
1529
01:34:52,301 --> 01:34:53,582
Donavan?
1530
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:54,809
Dusty?
1531
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:57,137
You're gonna drown in there.
1532
01:34:58,046 --> 01:34:59,694
I guess, they don't mind.
1533
01:35:00,092 --> 01:35:01,686
Well, we better get back to town,
1534
01:35:01,711 --> 01:35:03,742
and see what's happened
to that nugget.
1535
01:35:38,870 --> 01:35:40,416
Gold!
1536
01:35:40,494 --> 01:35:42,299
It's a gold nugget, Lily!
1537
01:35:43,205 --> 01:35:44,861
- Gold!
- Gold!
1538
01:35:44,890 --> 01:35:46,033
Gold!
1539
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,666
- Gold!
- Real gold!
1540
01:35:47,697 --> 01:35:49,096
- Gold! Yeah.
- Gold!
1541
01:35:49,221 --> 01:35:50,884
- Gold!
- Gold!
1542
01:35:50,932 --> 01:35:52,252
- Gold!
- Gold!
1543
01:35:52,277 --> 01:35:53,963
- Gold!
- Gold!
1544
01:35:56,038 --> 01:35:57,384
Get out of here.
This is my claim.
1545
01:35:57,414 --> 01:36:00,595
Anyone who looks for gold
around here is gonna fight me.
1546
01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:08,103
♪ I wandered today to the hill, Maggie ♪
1547
01:36:08,221 --> 01:36:12,825
♪ To watch the scenes below ♪
1548
01:36:12,946 --> 01:36:19,239
♪ The brook and the creaking
old mill, Maggie ♪
1549
01:36:19,286 --> 01:36:20,669
Yikes!
1550
01:36:29,687 --> 01:36:30,978
My bank.
1551
01:36:31,049 --> 01:36:32,502
My beautiful bank.
1552
01:36:32,697 --> 01:36:35,931
Oh, a man that can fill
an inside straight like you can...
1553
01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:37,658
don't need a bank.
1554
01:36:38,252 --> 01:36:39,410
Leonard,
1555
01:36:39,505 --> 01:36:41,145
you can work out
of my barbershop...
1556
01:36:41,170 --> 01:36:43,504
till you rebuild at no charge.
1557
01:36:44,715 --> 01:36:45,801
I want you to know...
1558
01:36:45,832 --> 01:36:48,074
that I hold your bank
and this town responsible...
1559
01:36:48,098 --> 01:36:49,715
for the loss of my gold.
1560
01:36:50,152 --> 01:36:51,215
And you!
1561
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:55,402
You can be jolly well responsible
for those three brats too.
1562
01:36:55,543 --> 01:36:57,669
Mr. Donavan!
Mr. Donavan!
1563
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:00,527
Theodore and Amos,
they were in the bank.
1564
01:37:30,413 --> 01:37:32,427
There you are, Donavan.
1565
01:37:32,708 --> 01:37:35,169
5,000 for the capture
of Frank Stillwell.
1566
01:37:35,196 --> 01:37:37,630
It's no more than you deserve,
Donavan.
1567
01:37:37,711 --> 01:37:40,748
And here is the deed
of the Benson place.
1568
01:37:40,797 --> 01:37:42,068
There it is.
1569
01:37:42,131 --> 01:37:43,607
The roulette tables,
1570
01:37:43,747 --> 01:37:46,240
crystal chandeliers,
the red carpets,
1571
01:37:46,662 --> 01:37:47,732
everything.
1572
01:37:47,780 --> 01:37:51,138
Well, you don't have to go through
with it if you don't want to, Donavan.
1573
01:37:51,238 --> 01:37:53,357
Someone else will buy
the Benson place.
1574
01:37:53,436 --> 01:37:55,209
It's in fine shape.
1575
01:38:42,396 --> 01:38:44,311
It shouldn't be so bad.
1576
01:38:44,382 --> 01:38:47,936
I'll be going into town one or
two nights a week to play poker.
1577
01:38:49,023 --> 01:38:50,928
Wanna bet?
1578
01:38:58,895 --> 01:39:01,261
Look, it's a holdup.
1579
01:39:03,889 --> 01:39:05,821
Whoa.
1580
01:39:11,048 --> 01:39:12,571
Hi.
1581
01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:15,251
I thought you promised Sheriff McCoy
you were gonna stop that.
1582
01:39:15,282 --> 01:39:17,173
Oh, we are stopping,
Mr. Donavan.
1583
01:39:17,198 --> 01:39:18,899
Fact, me and Amos talked it over,
1584
01:39:18,931 --> 01:39:21,884
and we've decided we've been
the scourge of the west long enough...
1585
01:39:21,909 --> 01:39:24,267
and we're hanging our firearms up for good.
1586
01:39:24,399 --> 01:39:26,126
And, uh,
1587
01:39:26,158 --> 01:39:29,626
well, we was just wondering if, uh, uh--
1588
01:39:32,512 --> 01:39:34,346
Climb on.
1589
01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:41,394
You mean I'll be living under the same roof...
1590
01:39:41,418 --> 01:39:44,020
with these two lawless profligates?
1591
01:39:44,137 --> 01:39:47,222
Just till you hear from Mr. Gould, Pa.
1592
01:39:49,222 --> 01:39:50,597
That horse got a name?
1593
01:39:50,629 --> 01:39:51,652
- Lucius.
- Oh, yeah?
1594
01:39:51,684 --> 01:39:54,293
Lucius, Clarice.
Clarice, Lucius.
1595
01:40:00,113 --> 01:40:02,408
♪ So they settled down together ♪
1596
01:40:02,447 --> 01:40:04,449
♪ Their troubles all behind ♪
1597
01:40:04,474 --> 01:40:08,340
♪ Now that Donavan and Dusty tied the knot ♪
1598
01:40:08,447 --> 01:40:11,090
♪ And their friends wished them happiness ♪
1599
01:40:11,145 --> 01:40:13,652
♪ As all the church bells rang ♪
1600
01:40:13,684 --> 01:40:18,316
♪ For that family called the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
1601
01:40:18,434 --> 01:40:20,301
Mr. Donavan?
1602
01:40:20,450 --> 01:40:22,114
I gotta go.
1603
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:24,354
♪ And they called them ♪
1604
01:40:24,379 --> 01:40:29,129
♪ the Apple Dumpling Gang ♪
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