Casu-El

Casu-Els (aka r/teslore users) are casual fans of TES (usually Skyrim) who insist that they are hardcore elder scrolls fans, despite getting 90% of their lore knowledge from loading screens and brief glances at skillbooks they never read, and like to think themselves the wisest lorebeards in the fandom, ignorant of the fact that the position has no bearing on the real world and should probably just get a job. They are often at odds with Morrowboomers, but are totally unaware of it, since Morrowboomers scutter around the darkest pits of despair with a deep hatred of Casu-els, but are too afraid to enter the warmth of the sunlight (aka outside their basements) and say it to them directly.
Casu-els are sometimes synonymous with Skybaby and fans of ESO who play it mostly for repetitive trial runs (ie Finn the dungeon guy) or people who played Oblivion back in the day and mostly remember it as a surreal fever dream that they still can't determine was real or not.
==Known Casu-Els==
* Todd (contracted Alzheimer's and repressed any memories post-Redguard era)
* Zenimax Board of Directors Chairman Robert Trump
* Whoever the fuck developed Blades
*Zaric Zhakaron
* Your friends in middle school (if you had any)
* The guy who bought it on Steam and AFK'd for 8 hours to get trading cards
* Quite literally anybody who has played skyrim (it's inevitable)
* Guys it burns when I pee please help idk what to do
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sub so fucking much. How DARE you insult /r/teslore when it is the BACKBONE of the fandom. Without us, how would we know what obscure city those two pixels in a trailer-for-a-trailer belonged to? Who would be enlightened on Bosmer areola sizes? As always, it is you who is the filth writhing down below and it is us who are chuckling among ourselves and watcing from our high seat on the White-Gold Tower.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lore-friendly Elenwen x frost troll apocrypha to write.
==Traits==
* They'd probably be interested in hearing cool facts about the TES world, but like the guy who knows too much about Harry Potter lore and won't shut up about it, more casual fans of any franchise probably don't care for that guy's further insane ramblings about the Talos enantiomorph.
* Guys who gets the Dragonborn's soul???
* Does Vivec ********* his children not sit well with anyone else?
* Bullying MK. Leave him alone.