Laguna Tidepool & the Lost Game Room/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Laguna Tidepool & the Lost Game Room".
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(Poppy are showing Holly, Rhythm, and Blues around the library.)
Poppy: ‘Kay, quick example just to make sure no-one’s still confused: here in Pop Tribe Library, the section on “critters” is here. (We show a picture of a Kitty Critter.) But “critter claws” is way over there. ‘Cause we organize our scrapbooks hugabetically. 
Holly: Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
Blues: Oh, yeah.
Rhythm: Oh, that makes sense.
Poppy: If you have any more questions, don’t hesitate to ask. (Laguna goes over to a book shelf behind her.) I know this library like the back of my hair! (Laguna pulls a switch and the book shelf goes down.) Huh? (She gasps and sees very old drawings and a very old book shelf. Laguna then picks up an old book.)
Laguna: Hm. Very interesting.
Poppy: Mystery book shelf?! Laguna, what is this?!
Laguna: Oh, this? An ancient book shelf containing the secret to the greatest AnTrollpoligal discovery of all time. (She picks up much more old books.)
Poppy: Uh… ancient bookcase? But when did you…? How did you…?
Laguna: I see you’re confused. (She opens a book.) Upon arrival in TrollsTopia, my research led me to discover these secret scrapbooks, which detail the whereabouts of a hidden chamber of recreation.
Poppy: You don’t mean…
Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: The Lost Game Room?!
Holly: But I thought that was just a campfire story, y’all. Hot dang!
Laguna: Oh, yes. This dang is indeed hot. But time is of the essence. Because the door to the Game Room only opens for one day once every 100 years.
Rhythm: Only one day?
Blues: Shoot. Ancient Game Room always startin’ some drama!
Laguna: Indeed. And how’s this for drama: that day is today!
Rhythm: Stop right now!
Blues: I can’t take all this drama!
Laguna: So you see, I have no choice but to summon my courage, seize the moment… (She goes back to reading.) … and quietly complete my research.
Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: Complete your research?! 
Poppy: Laguna, I know that you’re the kind Troll who likes to be prepared, but you just said you only have today to find the room.
Laguna: But thorough research is the only guarantee of success. Why do you think I took three years to choose the right hat?
Poppy: What hat?
Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: Mm-mm.
Laguna: I’m still researching.
Rhythm: Listen, Laguna, we feel you. As scientists, B and I are all about research.
Blues: But there comes a time when you’ve gotta take everything you’ve learned, trust in yourself, and pick a hat, girl!
Laguna: Hm. Your hat argument is sound. I am deeply torn. Tension bubbling inside. Stress mounting and… (She calms down.) I am persuaded.
Poppy: Yay!
Holly: Woo-hoo! (The Trolls head off to find the Lost Game Room. Laguna goes back to read a bit more.)
Laguna: Just a few more pages.
Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: Laguna! (They pick up the table where Laguna is reading.)
Poppy: Come on, girls, let’s go!
Holly: These books are heavy, y’all! (The girls take a submarine to find the Lost Game Room.)
Laguna: We are close, friends. The entrance to the Game Room should be just over that ridge. (The submarine goes over a ridge and the entrance to the Lost Game Room is seen.)
All: Wow! (The submarine goes through the entrance and rises out of a body of water. The girls then get out.) Wow! (They make their hair glow in the dark Laguna looks in her book and sees a tunnel.)
Laguna: Through there. (She and her friends soon reach a cliff and scream in shock.)
Holly: ‘Kay, uh… maybe I’m wrong, but this don’t look like a Game Room, y’all! More like a Giant Chasm That Leads To Our Untimely Death… Room.
Poppy: How do we get across?
Laguna: The Trolls who built the Game Room left these Hopscotch Bridges. (She steps on a switch and five Hopscotch Bridges appear. Holly then puts a hoof on one of them.) Four of which are traps.
Holly: Say what?! (The bridge piece she is standing on crumbles underneath her and she screams as she falls. Luckily, Poppy, Rhythm, and Blues catch her.) Now you tell us?! Y’all need to work on your order of information! (Poppy, Rhythm, and Blues pull her up.)
Laguna: I do have a theory on which bridge to take. I just need to consider a few new variables. (As she looks through her book, a wall falls from above and move toward the Trolls.) Mm-hm. Mm-hm. (Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues scream in horror.) Hm. (The others back up from the moving wall.)
Rhythm: Uh, Laguna, we need that theory now, now! The time for weighing variables is over!
Blues: And the time for running in terror has begun!
Laguna: Please, friends. I must focus.
Poppy: Laguna! I know you say this like all the time, but we need to hopscotch right now!
Laguna: Hm… (Poppy grunts and grabs her with her hair.) Uh… hm… Bridge 3! Go, go, go! (She and her friends scream and start jumping across the bridge. As they jump across, it breaks.)
Holly: WE PICKED THE WRONG BRIDGE!
Poppy: Go, go, go, go, go, go! (Just before they reach the end, they fall off the last piece of the bridge screaming.) Grab hold! (She grabs Holly, Rhythm, and Blues. Then she grabs Laguna who is still reading. Her hair grabs a rock on the wall and they land safely on the other side.)
Laguna: (Closing her book.) Well, my research makes one thing clear: we should definitely not take Bridge 3! (Her friends groan.) Oh. Well, then, onto the next trap! (She goes ahead of her friends.)
Poppy: Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: Laguna! (As they guide Laguna while going through traps, they sing Use Your Intuition.)
(Poppy) 
I know you like to
Like to 
Play it by the book
(Holly)
But now you got to
(Poppy and Holly)
Put it down and take a look 
(Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues)
The sky is falling
And it is time to go
Right now you go, too
Use your intuition
Let your body take over, oh
Ooh, your intuition knows 
So let it take control (By the end of the song, Laguna is reading while a beat up Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues follow.)
Laguna: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Friends, I give you… The Lost Game Room! (She presses a button and some torches light up a hall. She presses another button and a pyramid forms a game board.)
All: Ooh!
Rhythm: It’s a game. A game that combines all the most fun game components together.
Blues: Cards. Spinners. Dice. Both in and out of the bubble.
Poppy: Letter tiles. Dominoes. Pawns, knights. It’s… it’s…
Laguna: The greatest game ever created!
Poppy and Holly: Yeah!
Laguna: I can’t wait to start documenting!
Poppy and Holly: Wait, what? (Laguna takes a picture of the Game Room.)
Rhythm: Ooh, scientific documentation? Count us in! (She and Blues go to the board game.) Come on, girl!
Blues: Documentation! Yes!
Laguna: (Still taking pictures) Ooh! This is fascinating!
Poppy: I just assumed we’d play the greatest game ever created.
Holly: Yup. Biggest hair rolls first, y’all! (She and Poppy go to the board game while laughing.) OK, the rules say I spin the spinner to see how far my checkers move! (She spins the spinner and Poppy rolls six dice blocks.)
Poppy: Mm-hm. I rolled octuples! I get an extra go fish card!
Holly: Lucky! (She and Poppy laugh. Rhythm and Blues are using remotes to shine lights.)
Blues: Yes to the yes! (Laguna takes another picture.)
Laguna: My research was correct! (Holly throws a ride dice.)
Holly: Yes! Field goal takes the queen! (Poppy throws away a chess piece.)
Poppy: Whooooooooo! (Laguna is still taking pictures.)
Rhythm: Well, Laguna, it wasn’t easy, but we’re happy your dream came true.
Laguna: Yes. Thanks to a blind commitment to research and certainty. (Suddenly, the Lost Game Room starts to shake.) Oh, no! The temple! It’s sinking! (Outside, two fish pass by.)
Fish #1: Shoot. Ancient Game Room always starting some drama.
Laguna: If we don’t leave now, we’ll be trapped here for 100 years!
Rhythm: Poppy, Holly, we gotta go now!
Poppy: No! Let us play!
Blues: But we gotta get outta here, girl!
Poppy and Holly: (In a trance) Let us play.
Laguna, Rhythm, and Blues: Aah!
Poppy: Your turn!
Holly: Woo-hoo!
Rhythm and Blues: What is wrong with them?!
Laguna: Hm… (She snaps her fingers.) Of course! The traps! They were meant to protect us from the Lost Game Room! Because this game is too fun! (We show Poppy and Holly still playing the board game.) Once a Troll starts playing, they’ll never stop!
Rhythm: Laguna, what do we do?!
Laguna: There’s only one thing to do! (She takes out her book.) Look through my books for the answer!
Rhythm and Blues: What?!
Rhythm: Girl, tell me that Troll is not doing some research right now.
Laguna: I’m sorry, but I’ve got to be sure! (A rock crushes her book.) Aah! My research!
Rhythm: Laguna, forget the research! You have read the books. Now you have got to trust yourself!
Laguna: Trust myself? Hm… (She looks at Poppy and Holly.)
Holly: Come on! Mamma needs a seven! (She throws the dices and Laguna catches them.)
Poppy: Hey! Give us back those dice!
Holly: Mamma needs a seven! Did she get a seven?!
Laguna: Note: This is for your own good. (More rocks fall and the girls run away.)
Holly: Get back here, y’all!
Poppy: We gotta finish the game! (Laguna, Rhythm, and Blues reach a room with many rocks falling.)
Rhythm: Laguna!
Blues: Which way?!
Laguna: We’re going this way!
Rhythm: Girl, are you positive?!
Laguna: Hm… Absolutely not!
Rhythm and Blues: Huh?
Laguna: But we’re going anyway!
Rhythm and Blues: Wow!
Laguna: And also… (She puts on a brown hat.) … I picked a hat! (She starts running.)
Rhythm and Blues: You go, girl! (They run and Poppy and Holly follow.)
Holly: This ain’t funny, y’all! (The girls reach the submarine.)
Poppy: Give them back! (The girls run into the submarine.)
Holly: We were havin’ so much fun, y’all! (Laguna picks up the hat she drops and the submarine leaves the Lost Game Room just in time. On the surface, Rufus is fishing. Suddenly, the submarine comes out quickly, knocking him over.)
Rufus: WAAAAAAAH! (The girls get out of the submarine. Poppy and Holly are seen dizzy and groaning.)
Rhythm: Poppy? Holly?
Blues: You two OK?
Poppy: Wha-what happened?
Holly: Suddenly, I don’t care so much about whether Mamma rolled a seven.
Laguna: It was a seven.
Holly: Well, hot dang!
Poppy: Laguna, you saved us. How did you know taking the dice would work?
Laguna: I didn’t I just realized that while research is important, sometimes you just have to trust yourself.
Poppy and Holly: Aw!
Rhythm: So, what’s next? Crack open those books and research the next adventure?
Laguna: No! (She throws her back on the ground.) No time. We’re going to find the Fabled Blanket Fort of Snuggledoon hidden deep in the forest, but we have to leave right now! (She runs off for a moment and comes back for her bag.) These are actually library books, so I’m not leaving them. But you all understand the point I was making about my personal growth, yes?
Poppy, Holly, Rhythm, and Blues: Mm-hm.
Laguna: Then let’s go! (As they start on their next adventure, the words "The End" appear and the episode ends.)
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