Guy eating jelly donut

Once, a man ate a jelly donut while on a bus. By doing this, his inner layers were pleasured by the goodness of the glazed donut filled with raspberry jelly, and he thus transcended into the next evolutionary stage of humankind. He had found that he was above and beyond a Type V, and had total control over the Earth, the planet where he was born and raised. After giving humanity the gift of infinite jelly donuts, he traveled the universe in search of jelly donuts, and knowledge of jelly donuts. Historians documented him as the only known evidence of God.
==Appearances==
*Spider-Man (2002)
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