The Ass Scratcher

The Ass Scratcher is the fifteenth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch. It is also the final episode of Part 1 of season 2.
==Transcript==
(Patrick is scratching his ass with his hand)
Patrick: Oh fuuuuck yeah, that feels goood.
Squidward: Patrick, you can either eat your patty here or leave.
(It turns out that Patrick is at the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: But my ass! It's itchy!
Squidward: Then go scratch it somewhere else, dumbass.
SpongeBob: Squidward, that wasn't very nice!
(Patrick is now pissing on the floor)
Squidward: PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Patrick: Uhh, I'm itchy and nothing else is working.
Squidward: Get out of here now before I call the police!
Patrick: Okay, okay! I'm going!
(Patrick quickly leaves the Krusty Krab, embarrassed and embarrassed)
SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward. That was a bit harsh.
Squidward: I know, but I can't have him doing that kind of thing in here. We wouldn't want to scare away customers!
SpongeBob: You're right. But let's just try to be a little more understanding of Patrick next time.
Squidward: Agreed.
(The two head back to work as customers come in)
THE END
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