Radiance of Visvara

SOME CHAPTERS ARE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF BEING WRITTEN. APOLOGIES FOR ANY MISSING INFORMATION.
Radiance of Visvara is a part in the Wavis D&D Legend.
69 years after the unification of Visvara, a new threat emerges.
== Synopsis==
=== Season 1: Earthquake Survival ===
====Chapter 1: Here's the thing about earthquakes...====
69 years had passed since the fall of Doug Walker and the unification of Visvara and the country had entered an era of peace. In the capital city, Dorlomin, life continued as normal on a bright sunny morning, until the dark clouds overcast and rain started to pour, before a freak earthquake suddenly struck. In the city's outdoor shopping hall, a man was flattened by falling debris in front of everyone, causing widespread panic within there. One man, Dante Higgenson, was hit by some debris, causing him to stagger back-to-back with four other people, as more pieces of roof and concrete piled around them. A large section of the roof came crashing down above them, so Dante attempted to catch it with his raw strength, but was squished down by it. Panic continued as the rumbles showed no signs of ending, while the five strangers had been trapped in this hole. After several minutes, the earthquake finally stopped and the last pieces of rubble dropped. The five of them felt a light breeze from below, so they crawled through a small tunnel leading to the door to a flower shop they eagerly entered. With a moment to breathe, the travelling hero, Dante, introduced himself to lighten the mood, only to be mockingly called "squish guy" by the others, nevertheless, the tension of the situation had been lifted and they all started sharing a little bit about themselves: a teenage girl, April Turtleneck; an imaginative dragonborn, Roger Heart; an older, untrusting man, Geron Andur; and a burly woman, Queen Ember. They began exploring the shop for an exit, although Geron seized the cash register and stole GP 12, while April found a dead old man on the floor, killed by one of his own potted plants. Dante and Ember found a back door that led outside, allowing them to advance. The devastation of the city continued, but as they sidled in-between two destroyed buildings, they found three different paths, so they split up. Dante and Roger went straight ahead together, having found out they both know Davril Higgenson. It was a dead-end, but there was a small hole that Dante looked through. He saw nothing, but heard the cries of a woman, so he attempted to crawl through, but his ass was to thick and couldn't fit through. Roger tried to help by pushing him through, but just ended up groping him indecently. Meanwhile, Geron turned right and found himself at a dead-end, but was suddenly surrounded by four menacing rats who swaggered up to him, all while clicking their fingers. They threatened Geron, but he offered to give them cheese in exchange for his life (the rats weren't able to buy cheese themselves, because they're underage). Seeing this agreement as mutually beneficial they agreed, and tried to lead him through a mouse-sized hole in the wall to go to a secret cheese vendor, but Geron was much too large to enter, so he put his foot in the wall and kicked upwards, tearing through the drywall, amazing the rats. Behind the wall was a shady looking guy who was initially dismissive of Andur as a patron, until he was violently grabbed by the collar. He managed to purchase two cheese wheels, but the vendor noticed the rats and asked if he was buying it for them. Andur denied this and just said they were loitering about, before winking at them to get them on his side, but they were to stupid to understand his signal and started biting him, while calling him "a double-crossing piece of shit." The vendor was now furious too, because he was just lied to, so he pulled out a knife especially designed for slicing cheese, then sharpened it, turning it into a knife especially designed for slicing humans. Using his quick thinking, he punched the vendor back, while pouring oil over his trousers, washing the rats off of him. He then used his tinderbox to set the oil alight, killing the rats and melting the vendor in his own cheese. He turned away, while saying, "you need to get mozzareal," as the cheese vendor yelled out like a dying JoJo villain, before walking away, while his trousers burned off perfectly. On the other side, April and Ember went left and found a bunch of smashed up glass leading up to an entirely glass building with a sign reading Karaoken. April rushed in, while Ember started smoking, and heard some wailing from beyond the staff door. She found a young lady who was working there impaled by a massive glass shard. April tried to calm her down, but she was getting increasingly annoyed and just told her to get the glass out of her, so she grabbed the shard and pulled it out, causing more blood to spill out uncontrollably. She tried to apply pressure to the wound, but it wasn't working, so she tore off some cloth on her shirt and tried to wrap it around, but to no avail. The lady pulled April in close and uttered "dickballs" before collapsing and dying. Drenched in blood, April searched the room and found a chest with a manual on how to treat stab wounds caused by glass, so she pocketed it in case this situation comes up again. She left and Ember chuckled to herself at the sight of the blood covered teenager, regardless they continued forward and saw another woman trapped under some rubble, so Ember tried to pull her out, but just ended up ripping her in half by accident, causing her to laugh again (April called her a psychopath in her head). They then found a gate and entered it, while Geron caught up with Dante and Roger, with his underpants completely exposed. A snot-nosed kid walked up to Dante on the other side of the wall and asked him what he was doing, so he explained, causing the boy to grab his face with his snotty hands and pull, while Roger started pushing again, but to no avail. Roger pulled out his club and prepared to smash Dante's ass out, while he kicked and screamed telling him not to. He did it anyway, blasting him through the hole and making it wider for Roger and Geron to crawl through with ease. Dante was on the floor in critical condition, so the snot-nosed kid gave him his half-eaten lollipop that tasted unbearably salty and left a bad taste in his mouth, but revived him nonetheless. Suddenly, April and Ember walked through some gates on the other side of this fountain area, so they had a little breather. Geron demanded Dante give him his trousers, while April started begging for his shirt, since hers was covered in blood. He ended having to comply, because they were getting restless, so he was left with nothing but his tight speedo pants and his chainmail. The snot-nosed kid told everyone to follow him in-between another set of destroyed buildings, leading to a crumbled wall that was just barely climbable in the rain, so they started struggling their way up, find themselves standing before a river. The boy explained that the exit should be on the other side, so they all jumped in and started swimming across, with the boy hooked onto Dante's back. Suddenly a group of fish circled them saying, "ooh yeah, we're evil fish, ooh yeah!", because that's just the noise they make. They tried biting everyone, brutally digging into Ember and Dante, sending the latter into critical condition again. The boy started crying as Dante's willpower was rapidly depleting, so Geron grabbed him and dragged him across, while something brewed up within April, as she pointed at the fish and eldritch blasted them all out of nowhere. Everyone was stunned at her sudden ability to use magic, but the pressing matter of Dante had to be taken care of. Roger managed to heal him up and he was breathing again, much to everyone's relief. They walked up from the little riverside walkway onto the main street, where there was less damage, due to the better building foundation on that side. The snot-nosed kid thanked them all and ran off to find his parents, while the others collected themselves. Geron Andur lamented about how his journey hasn't ended here and he must continue to find a cure for AIDS, confusing Dante, since that seemed like a quest best done in a laboratory, but Geron insisted that one of the West Side Boiz could help, because they saved his father once and could help do it again. Dante then informed Geron that he knew Davril and could lead him to him as a start, prompting Roger Heart to join their little journey to meet with the hero. With the realisation that her home was now completely destroyed starting to properly settle in, April Turtleneck decided to join them as well with nowhere else to go. Seeing them all go, Queen Ember decided to tag along too.
====Chapter 2: Tigers, Arachnids, and Ants====
The newly formed party stayed the night in Dorlomin with the other refugees to rest, but in the morning they immediately set off for Davril's house. The paths and roads had all been completely distorted thanks to the earthquake rearranging the landscape quite a bit, so they ended up going much further West than they had anticipated, ending up by the coast. They walked along and reached a bay, where they saw a town on the other side and began making their way for it, but they suddenly found a man washed up on the shore, so Dante went over to him and tried to help ask him what had happened, but he was too dazed to talk properly, but he seemed to have just come to from an all-night bender. Geron went to pickpocket him, but found that he had no possessions, but had a massive stab wound in his stomach that was almost as big as his cock. Shocked, Dante tended to his wounds and bandaged him up, so the man got up and thanked him, before asking for his name. He introduced himself as Dante Higgenson, which caused the wounded man to hold back a laugh and say, "as in Davril Higgenson? Tough luck, pal, we can't all be winners." He then took a couple steps forward and collapsed before saying, "oh yeah, I haven't eaten in a week." He then asked if the party could take him to the nearby town for help, but Geron and Roger weren't willing to do so without some form of compensation, so he offered to show them a magic trick, which sold them on the idea. A forest surrounded the bay, so they entered it and found themselves face-to-face with a talking tiger, called Chris Topher, that asked if he could eat the man, but Geron Andur had to say no, because he hadn't showed them a magic trick yet, so the tiger followed them, also wanting to see this magic trick. They then saw a lady with five arms... in a bag, so Queen Ember sneaked over and stole one only to find that it was an Arm Baby and that she was their adoptive mother. Enamoured by the strange creature she'd never seen before, Ember decided to adopt it, but Geron wanted one too, so he tried to mug her for one, however, having noticed one of her children were gone, her maternal instincts kicked in and she grabbed him by the neck, choked him, then threw him into a tree, before stepping and spitting on him. She left to look for her child, so the party moved forward without looking back. Suddenly, a figure began swinging from above them - it was none other than Spi- Arachnid-Man!!! He saw people in need and decided to escort the party to nearby village.Dante Higgenson tripped over a branch and was knocked out unconscious, but then he started levitating slightly and moving forwards, because a group of ants were carrying him to the nearby town for some reason. They briefly saw another adventuring party looking for a quest, but they decided not to interact with them. A duck appeared in the middle of the path and Roger Heart wanted to recruit it, but it turned out to be an old one, so it grew about 20 feet tall and stomped its foot at the party, but everyone managed to dodge, except Arachnid-Man, who got squished to death. They finally got out of the forest, where they saw a group of bandits about to invade the town they were going to, so they started fighting them. They killed them and moved onwards into the town, where the man they were with regained consciousness. He thanked the party then showed them a trick where he made two ok hand signs then interlocked them, put them behind his head then showed his hands now separated. Geron and Roger berated him for his terrible trick, so he quickly showed them another one, where he shoved his whole arm, down to the elbow, into his mouth and procured a lemon, then he smooched Geron Andur and pulled another lemon from within his mouth. Finally, he told Roger Heart that something tells him he might need a poop, so he pulled down his pants and defecated in front of everyone, embarrassing himself and grossing them all out. The man said a final thank you, before hobbling into this town's refugee camp's medbay, because it too was destroyed by the earthquake. Chris Topher then looked out and saw a pack of tigers approaching the town and they asked him why he hadn't eaten the man they were hunting, but Chris Topher explained that it was because they were his friends now, enraging them and provoking them to destroy the town. The residents all rushed inside and Chris Topher told the party to go with them as well, so they were pushed in against their will. They weren't let out, but they desperately wanted to help their newfound ally, who was now fighting his tiger brethren, like in Ice Age. He was getting overwhelmed, until tigers started getting flung into the ocean by a collection of ants who now resembled Dante - it was D-Ant-E. Then the squished version of Arachnid-Man appeared and helped to fight the tigers too. The town was saved and a new party was formed - Ice Age 2. The bartender then told the party they could stay the night, so they had drinks and ate tiger food, knowing that their new friends were leaving, but hoping their paths would cross again some time. The next morning, they found a messenger come in with wanted posters, saying that five of the most evil inmates of prison island have escape. The party had a look and put to memory the sketches and names of the inmates: Ren Kuvira, Lirvad, Mitchell Reed, a mysterious "subject K", and Damned Daniel. Geron Andur was shocked to see Mitchell Reed, because he was one of his two only friends growing up and was the man he lost his virginity to, but more shockingly, the sketch of Ren Kuvira was strikingly similar to the man they'd just rescued, so they rushed to the medbay, where a nurse gave them a letter that was left behind by him, saying that he wanted to thank the party one last time and that he'd love to stay, but he is a terrorist and needs to leave.
==== Chapter 3: Lirvad the Menace ====
The party continued their journey into the next morning, where they found a woman in the middle of the road, unconscious with a pen in her right hand and a blank name tag in the other. April and Roger wrote the name Mrs. Wiggle on the name tag, while Dante anticipatedly waited for a high-five to resuscitate her. She eagerly high-fived him and was back to normal, although shocked to find all her belongings gone, since Geron Andur stole them all. After thanking them and laughing at Dante for being related to Davril, she explained that she decided to leave her village in shame because she was meant to predict natural disasters, since she was the village druid (something she had a hard time convincing the Sigma Boiz of). She had come to the conclusion that she was either losing her powers, or the earthquake wasn't natural. Roger demanded her backpack, so she complied, since it was now empty and just as they were about to go their separate ways, a little boy stomped onto this scene bellowing, "the bloody village is on fire and is being attacked by bandits!" With the promise of a bowl of mints, the Sigma Boiz were convinced to join Mrs. Wiggle, which ended up being her actual name, to save the village. They ran towards it and saw the horrific scene, so Mrs. Wiggle called upon a rain cloud and put out the fires, which disappointed the bandits, but it didn't stop them from stabbing more people. Dante rushed in and chopped the head off of one the bandits, causing four others to ask who he was, but he had no intention of telling scum like them: unfortunately, Geron Andur and Roger Heart, from behind, shouted, "his name's Dante Higgenson", which caused them to burst out laughing, allowing Andur to rush in and sneak attack another bandit, killing them. Roger then told the bandits a funny story about how Dante nearly died from getting attacked by a fish, causing them to laugh even more, allowing April Turtleneck to more easily kill the rest. They then saw the mayor of the town dangling from a rope off of the edge of the church bell tower, so April tried to use an eldritch blast to shoot him down to save him, but he fell onto the roof and broke his back, so the bandits who were about to torture him from the bell tower had to retie him up, since they thought they just didn't tie it properly. Geron decided to shoot an arrow for the exact same reason, but he ended up shooting the mayor in the ankle, causing him immense pain, but the bandits thought it was an arrow he dropped earlier that came back up because it landed on a trampoline. April tried another eldritch blast, but it hit him right in his groin and it set it on fire, which the bandits thought was the beer he spilt off the edge of the tower that must've reacted with the match he used for his cigarette. Ditching this plan, April and Roger headed towards the front entrance, while Dante attempted to scale the church's wall with Geron on his back, leaving Queen Ember and Mrs. Wiggle to deal with the hordes of bandits that were on the streets of the village. April did a sexy dance to try and woo the bandits guarding the entrance, while Roger played a sexy tune. The guarding bandit's eyes bulged out and his mouth dropped to the floor as he howled and went "awooooooga!!" April managed to get them both into the church with her charm person, where they were faced with a bunch of bandits doing indescribably obscene things to the church's patrons. April shot out some eldritch blasts and Roger breathed out fire to kill the bandits, allowing them to clear a path and make their way up the church stairs. On the other hand, Dante rapidly ascended the church's outside walls by jamming his mighty hands into it and launching himself up like venom. At the top, they saw about three bandits with sticks and feathers prodding and tickling the mayor, while a massive man was sat down by the church bell. He fiercely stared at them and stood up, showing his immense size that was about two or three times as buff as Dante. He bellowed, "who are you?" at his two assailants, so Dante exclaimed, "I'm Dante and this is Geron Andur, and we're here to kick your ass!" Andur leaped off his back and sneak attacked, but as his dagger dug in, the massive man punched him directly afterwards, mortally wounding him, nearly putting him in critical condition. The massive man asked Dante for his full name, but wasn't given it, so Geron uttered, "Dante Higgenson", but to both of their surprise, he didn't laugh, instead, a mad grin formed on his face and he stared Dante down saying, "from your name, I assume you know Davril Higgenson." Dante confirmed that Davril was his father, which caused the man's grin to stretch even wider as he asked another question, "has your father ever mentioned the name Raoh?" Dante said no, so he finally introduced himself saying, "I call myself Lirvad, but Raoh is my real name, Dante," he then raised his great axe and swung it at him shouting, "FIGHT ME DANTE!!!" Shockingly, the axe nearly killed Dante instantly, so Geron tried to attack him, but pathetically missed. Dante managed to summon enough strength to get back up and run at him with his sword, but Lirvad merely sidestepped away to dodge the attack. As Dante fell to the floor behind him, Lirvad crouched down behind him with a massive grin plastered onto his face and said, "allow me to ask you another question, who's your mother?" Dante exasperatingly told him that her name was Trish, but Lirvad replied, "no it isn't, bro, because I bloody killed her! Guess how long ago!" Dante, confused and furious this man was painting his father as a liar, guessed "22 years ago", since that was how old he was and he was told she died from complications during childbirth, but Lirvad finally explained, "Nope! It was 69 years ago, when I was born!" He burst into a gleeful, heavy laugh after dumping an insane truth upon Dante that would mean that Davril lied to him about who his mother was and had hid the fact he had a half-brother somewhere in the world. Satisfied enough with what had transpired today, Lirvad called his men off and told them they were done there and began walking to the other edge of the church, where Geron jumped onto his back and tried to pull him back into the hole by the bell, but was too weak to get him anywhere. He was roughly cast aside, while Lirvad looked back and gave them one final message, "Dante, if you see our old man, tell him I'm coming for that bloody sword of his!", before jumping off the church tower and walking off with his bandits. The other bandits at the top of the church tower walked down the stairs and passed April and Roger saying, "good game" and "see you later." Upon reaching the top, April and Roger helped and healed up Dante and Geron Andur, respectively, while the mayor dangled from the rope saying, "joy to you heroes, who've saved our village, but Geron and Roger whispered in his ear saying that they were the ones who shot those eldritch blasts and the arrow, because they were coming for all the town's money. Dante thought it was counterintuitive to their mission, but didn't have the strength or mind to do anything, since he was processing what he'd just been told. Since the town was poor, the mayor was only able to give them GP 20 each, which Dante didn't even accept. When they reached the downstairs of the church, they met up with Queen Ember and Mrs. Wiggle, who'd come to a new conclusion that she clearly wasn't losing her druidic powers.
====Chapter 4: True Mayor's World====
On another day of travel, the Sigma Boiz make their way to Hobobobobonob, where Dante Higgenson and Queen Ember immediately started playing Go Fish, while Roger Heart, Geron Andur, and April Turtleneck went to the refuge bay. They found a guy who'd been impaled by a steel pipe in his abdomen, "call that a pipedomen", so April consulted her book about glass wounds and tried to see if the one for glass rods was transferable to steel rods. She had Roger sing 'Hot in Here', while she gave the man a kiss, but it wasn't passionate enough, so Geron got down and dirty with this guy and had the most erotic make-out session with him. Although sufficiently aroused, the steel pipe didn't come out, so Geron started peeing down it, making sure it hit the side, so that it would make less noise. He wasn't detected because Roger's large size was blocking others from view, but the man started yelling when he realised what was happening, so Roger smothered his mouth, but it caused him to choke on the piss that was overflowing. Urine was spilling out of his other extremities, so the three of them worked together to block them up, causing him to pass out after his cheeks burst open. The blood and piss oozed out his cheeks together, causing Geron to vomit all over him, but Roger checked his pockets anyway and found no wallet, but he did find a magazine for makeup products and this guy was in it modelling for blush - credited as Piss McGee Gneizer. They left the refuge bay and went to the construction site, where they realised that this town had decided to start properly rebuilding after the Earthquake, but as they approached, a young man stopped them and explained that they couldn't enter without a hard hat. After a small argument about health and safety and a lack of spare hard hats, the young man insisted, so Roger stormed off to apply for the mayoral elections with April. Geron stayed and bought the young man's hard hat for GP 5 and entered the site, where he was immediately hit over the head with a long piece of timbre by accident. The two men carrying it dropped it to help him, but it fell on top of him, hurting him further. They apologised again and helped him up, while Geron pickpocketed them, stealing CP 3 and some other useless items from them. He left the site, collapsing in front of the young man from earlier, who picked him up and hurried him over to the refuge bay for medical attention. Meanwhile, Roger Heart was applying for the election, while April interacted with the robot man performer, she couldn't wrap her head around how he was doing it, so she tried pushing him, but she ended up breaking her arm in the process. She yelled out in pain, so the robot man performer broke character and told her he'd take her to the refuge bay for medical attention, but she relented and blasted him away with an eldritch blast, killing him. The crowd around the fountain area they were in was silent for a moment, before erupting into panic, causing everyone to run away, while something came over April, as she started using her magic without restraint. She was stopped by a tabaxi woman calling out to her. It was her childhood friend, Acree. April calmed down and Acree explained that she'd been watching over April for the past four years in secret with a couple other people from the shadows, but, after the Earthquake, they lost her and were going to move out and find her, but a favoured member of the Shimada Clan, Ultra Magnus, had murdered Plo Devic and the entire clan was in uproar about it, so she told her to lay low and avoid Central Perk. Acree gave April a whistle that would summon her whenever needed, so she blew it immediately, prompting Acree to chuck a pebble at her forehead. She started properly leaving again and April blew the whistle again, so Acree grabbed a boulder and threw it at her, narrowly missing and destroying the fountain behind her. She then calmed down and waved, while blowing kisses, before walking off. Suddenly, a group of guards approached and arrested Roger Heart, while April ran away into the woods. Roger was mercilessly chucked into a cell, despite denying any association with April, but then a man sat behind him in the cell asked if he was running for mayor. Roger confirmed that his assumption was correct, so the man stood up, revealing himself to be a goliath called Shrobble, who'd previously been the mayor's janitor and that the etymology of Hobobobobonob meant "town that kills mayors", as a result he decided to train Roger to be a strong mayor with an appropriate montage. In the refuge bay, Geron Andur awoke, where the young man from before was sat next to him. They started talking and Geron was becoming increasingly creeped out by him and his voice, so he called for a doctor, so that he could be dismissed, but the doctor explained that he wasn't sure, so he'd need to prove it to him by beating the young man, Habasna#, in a boxing match. Andur protested, but the doctor blew the smoke from his cigarette into his face and said, "do I look like I give a shit? Bring on the ring!" A group of nurses pushed a makeshift boxing ring into the middle of the refuge bay, where both Geron and Habasna# entered. The doctor entered as the referee and explained the rules, "only punches, and no funny business! If you don't obey the rules, I'll break your legs. Fight!" Habasna# threw the first punched, but Andur dodged and countered with a punch of his own. Andur continued his onslaught, causing Habasna# to go down, but he valiantly got back up on the count of 6, where he screamed "aaaaahhhh!!! Geron!! You're my friend, so I'll defeat you!" He threw a powerful punch, but his opponent dodged it and ended the match with a critical hit, completely knocking out Habasna#. The doctor agreed to dismiss Andur after an argument about medical conduct. He went out and asked Dante and Ember where Roger and April were, prompting them to point in two different directions. Dante pointed at the jail house, while Ember pointed into the woods, so Geron headed to the former. Meanwhile, April stopped running and looked up to the sky and called upon her ancestors for help, causing the sky to turn a dark purple as a ghostly whistle surrounded her. Suddenly a purple smoke appeared before, which eventually formed a figure dressed as a knight with a massive cape on. The knight introduced himself as "the voice in your head that tells you to kill people. My name is Tarn." April was confused, but it explained a lot to her, since she didn't know where her power came from (evident from when Acree asked her about it and she didn't really have an answer). Tarn explained that his powers were hers in return for a favour for later that he hadn't planned out yet, so April asked for a disguise, prompting Tarn to make a rabbit mascot costume, clarifying that he was new to this. She took it anyway and walked into the village without a problem and went to the jail cell to find Roger Heart. She got there at the same time as Geron, but they were both surprised to find a goliath training Roger so hard that his muscles busted his shirt off. Shrobble bellowed, "you're ready. Let's win the election." Together, they stretched open the jail bars and walked to the fountain area for the elections. Roger got to the stand where a seedy man asked him who he was, so the dragonborn, told him that it wasn't any of his business, so he kicked his podium off the stage, causing a bunch of guards to shoot the seedy man. An announcer then said, "David Dobrig has been eliminated", continuing, "the elections have started and our first candidate is, Roger Heart, an unknown participant, but he's seemingly Shrobble's favoured contestant. David Dobrig was next, but he's already been eliminated, so secondly is Shming Shmong." She was Shrobble's former lover, although he clarified to Roger that it was during a dark time in his life, which his student seemed to understand. "Finally, Balthazar McGraven", he was a formal looking man in a suit, who was pretty well built and handsome, who valued facts and figures. Heart and McGraven got into a little argument before the election properly began, in which they threw pebbles at each other, knocking off McGraven's glasses and Heart's shoes. The first round begun and it was apple bobbing, which Shming Shmong lost, but she wasn't killed, because her podium was still on the stage. The final round began, which was a standard debate - the topic: hard hats. Roger gave a speech about the lack of hard hats in the town, but Balthazar made a hardened stance that hard hats weren't needed, because the people of Hobobobobonob were simply strong enough to not need them. Both sides made compelling argument, so the announcer told everyone it would be settled in a boxing match, but the doctor from the refuge bay informed the announcer that it was being used to dismiss another patient, so they changed it to a magic trick contest. Heart made an illusory image of McGraven, naked pissing hard hats, while McGraven took off his jacket and shirt, flexing his bicep that had a hula dancer on it that looked like it was dancing. Roger said that wasn't a real magic trick, because he could easily do that if he got a tattoo, so McGraven said that he could've done what he did if he learned magic, prompting another argument that could only be settled with their fists. Balthazar McGraven took off his shoes and the fight begun. Roger breathed fire at him, but Balthazar just tanked it and hit him with a front kick. A glorious mayoral battle ensued and, for a time, it looked like Roger was winning, when he took the offensive, but Balthazar used it to more easily grab him and hit him with a devastating headbutt that knocked him unconscious. Victorious, Balthazar shouted, "I AM MAYOR!!!" The crowd cheered and Shrobble shook his head saying, "Welcome to the true mayor's world." McGraven put a breath mint in Roger's mouth, to bring him back to health, then helped him up, saying, "give it up for Roger Heart everyone!" Roger returned the favour saying, "no, no. Give it up to your new mayor, Balthazar!" The crowd cheered as Balthazar, Shrobble, and Roger embraced one another in a manly, shirtless hug. Roger and the rest of the Sigma Boiz got up and headed off to continue their journey, but Balthazar said, "hey Roger, wait a minute!" He then chucked a hard hat over to him and continued, "take this to remember us by. We don't need it anymore." Roger smiled and walked away with his head held higher with the addition of a new hard hat. Geron Andur also left a note to Habasna# explaining that he had to go now, but they'd always be friends and that he'd come back for him some day.
==== Chapter 5: Ultimate Old Ones from Ancient Times ====
The party managed to make it to Noitsnot, after four days of travel, where Dante, Roger, and Geron decided to get a drink at the nearby bar. They were greeted by four bartenders called Queggy, who were world-renowned for their skills. Geron asked for a vodka orange, but was shocked to find it was GP 20, so the Queggy with a gambling addiction offered to let him pay only SP 2 for each by beating him in a game of darts. Queggy won, but Geron coaxed him into considering a rematch, with higher stakes, Geron offered to pay SP 4 after the rematch, in exchange Queggy would make him pay full price and have him and his friends sweep the floors. The second darts game was intense, but Geron Andur's sleight of hand gave him the edge. The four Queggys opened a back compartment behind the counter, revealing a massive slingshot, and they made the vodka orange while being shot into the sky, holding the drink just outside the atmosphere for a second to make it "out of this world". They plummeted down and poured the beverage into four glasses and said, "SP 4 please." Geron was confused by the amount, but took them anyway and drank one of them instantly, before asking to take the other three home. The Queggys offered to put it in a can, prompting them to open up another side compartment, revealing a factory for cans that can only hold their vodka oranges. The four lab coat wearing Queggys got to work on making the cans, allowing Geron to take them home, but before he was going to leave they asked if they could take a picture, causing four more artist Queggys to come in and paint everyone in a photorealistic style. Roger asked for a simple Carlsberg, but they didn't have it, instead they had a Queggsberg, which was made in a refinery upstairs that had a glass floor you could look up at. Similar to Geron's order, he was given four pints of beer and was asked to take a picture. Dante Higgenson ordered a simple drink, but it was one of five drinks they don't do, which annoyed Dante because it was a simple request, but decided to order something else. After a little back and forth, he considered himself illiterate and asked the four librarian Queggys what was on the menu. After another small argument, the librarian Queggys thought that he wanted something off menu, so they asked the bartender Queggys to get the stuff. They descended down a cellar door, where they milked the barely articulate conjoined quadruplet Queggys into four pint glasses and gave it to Dante. Dante challenged Roger to a drinking contest, which Roger easily won, because Dante could barely get through one glass without gipping. April Turtleneck came in and tried the milk, before gipping after a single sip and chucking the rest, while Roger took a glass and poured it on the floor. Finally, Geron stole the final glass and chucked the contents at Dante, getting him all wet. The four of them left and went to the construction site, where everyone was given hard hats by the health and safety Queggys (except Roger Heart who already had one on). April used 'Mask of Many Faces' to turn herself into a female Queggy, while the others started cross-dressing as female Queggys, purely to see what would happen. The creepy incest brick-layer Queggys came up to them whistling and cat-calling, while the normal brick-layer Queggys told them to knock it off. The party made up this whole conspiracy that they were from Queggy-town and they'd been attacked by an Anti-Queggy union who mercilessly culled them. Horrified, the brick-layer Queggys gathered all of the Queggys and explained what he thought was true, uniting them all to fight back against the Anti-Queggy union (an enemy that didn't exist). As they all marched out of Noitsnot, the party looked at each other and talked about how they probably shouldn't have done that, nevertheless, they walked over to Davril's music shop, where Dante unlocked the door with a key from his old trousers that Geron was now wearing. He wasn't in and there was a letter on the floor from the Bearington Foundation; 
"Davril mate, 
We found something in the ruins in Taiko Karakita. 
Get 'ere nar!!! 
Jaoif Adergf, Bearington Foundation." 
Dante pocketed the letter and they entered the living room. Roger explained to Dante that Davril was his idol and that he aspired to be just like him one day, in addition, he clarified that he'd pissed in one of the expensive guitars. Suddenly, the door opened and Davril appeared with groceries, shocked to see intruders, but his eyes teared up as he saw his son stood before him. He embraced him in a warm hug and declared he would make his favourite meal for dinner with his friends. They sat at the dinner table, while Dante introduced everyone: Davril was already familiar with Roger Heart and he scolded him for stealing his cloak and horn last time he was here, Davril also recognised April Turtleneck as the Bulging Stick's granddaughter. Geron Andur asked the West Side Boi if he had any way to cure AIDS, since his dad has it, but Davril just apologised for his circumstances and told him he had no way to cure it, however he did instruct him to seek out Sigismund or Ara. Davril finished cooking and laid down the plates as everyone started eating, asking his son about more of his stories, so they told him about what they were doing during the earthquake (specifically explaining why the others called him "squish guy"), but he then told his father that he'd met his own brother. At first Davril tried to feign ignorance, but his son vehemently pushed for answers on his past. With tears in his eyes and sorrow in his heart, Davril revealed the truth to his son for the first time; the woman, called Trish, who died during childbirth wasn't his true mother, in reality, it was a random woman he'd met at a nightclub in Dorlomin while working at The Chase. It was too dark and the woman didn't know what Davril looked like, but they had sex anyway. Davril left the nightclub thinking nothing more of the interaction as just a one-night fling, but several months later, a woman came to his house with a naked baby she was holding by its head. He brought them in and the lady explained that she was running for mayor of Chill, a racist city in the East of Visvara, but she had just birthed a child with elf ears that Davril agreed were definitely Higgenson ears. She left and Davril promised to keep it a secret, knowing that the woman could've just abandoned or killed the baby, but she'd decided to seek out its father. He called his son Dante because he'd just finished playing Devil May Cry and thought the name was pretty cool. Roger Heart was a little confused about how Lirvad had turned into a villain if he's the one who had a nice upbringing with both Davril and Trish, but he then revealed that Trish dying during childbirth was still true, it just wasn't with Dante. He tried his best to raise his son, Raoh, well, but being bullied so much just for being Davril's son awoke something evil within him and he wanted revenge on the world. He started calling himself Lirvad because it was Davril backwards and symbolised that he was trying to be the opposite of his father. Shocked by these revelations, everyone sat in silence, until Davril apologised one more time and told his son that, if Lirvad was back, Dante would need to protect something. He brought them all to his attic, where he opened a chest with a rapier in it - Delilah's rapier. Dante took the weapon and gave Davril the letter they found by his door. After reading it, he looked out the window and told the Sigma Boiz his adventuring days were over and that they should do that for him, if they were willing. With no other direction to go in, they agreed and stayed the night to recuperate. Before sleeping, April Turtleneck pulled Davril aside and asked if her grandfather had ever used magic, to which he said, "no, but he did have a magic dragon, but that came from the sword, not him." In the morning, Queen Ember told the Sigma Boiz she had to return to Vibe Island, because she was needed there, so they bid farewell to her and Davril, as they made their way to Taiko Karakita. After a safe journey, they made it to their destination at evening, where a man in a Bearington Foundation uniform stopped them and asked what their business was, so they showed him the letter, allowing them access through the cavern. They descended down, where they found an old man, who said, "I'm old!" He was Jaoif Adergf, although he'd sent the letter on behalf of Grizz Bearington, the CEO of the Bearington Foundation, and Bear Bearington's grandson. While leading them deeper into the caverns, he explained that the earthquake wasn't natural (a big reveal he was disappointed to discover that the Sigma Boiz already knew), but in fact was the result of a set of ruins that erupted out of the ground. It was seemingly a statue of three muscular Old Ones, but they'd apparently been petrified by Muck Fish in ancient times for trying to rebel against him. Unfortunately, Jaoif Adergf, being old, leaned on the statues in fatigue, only to get sucked into it, feeding the Old Ones and allowing them to burst through. They started posing and one of them announced that they were the new messiahs, with another saying, "messiah? I barely even know her!" They all laugh, while the Sigma Boiz and Grizz Bearington stood in fear. Grizz told the Sigma Boiz to flee, but they stood their ground and raised their weapons, urging Grizz to pull out his greataxe. They attacked them with great vigor, but they seemed completely unfased by their onslaught, with the strongest looking one grabbing Dante's greataxe, while he was slashing it down through his arm. Paniced, Grizz grabbed Dante and threw him into the others, pushing them back, then threw his great axe into a pillar separating them as the ruins came crashing down. They lit a candle and mourned Grizz's loss, before rushing out the cavern. When they got outside, it was night-time and they began hearing the cries of Bearington Foundation employees as the Old Ones ripped through them. They appeared again before them, chucking Grizz's limp body aside. The strongest looking one, revealing his name to be Kis, pointed at the Sigma Boiz, specifically Dante, and asked for his name. He refused to give it, but the others just started shouting it, stripping him of any anonymity. The Old One explained that Dante just caused them to notice that someone has extracted some of their bones and they want them back to be at full power, letting him live solely for that reason, although he vowed to come back for their lives one day. Dante, wanting to feel cool, said, "you're welcome to try, we'll beat you next time," prompting the Old Ones to start sticking their tongues out, puling their eyelids, and smacking their asses at him, while walking away and saying, "yeah, fuuuuuckk youuu, Dante!" With them gone, Grizz revealed he'd used his jetpack to soften the blow and that the Sigma Boiz needed to find the old one's bones before they did, before telling them he needed to go to sleep. The Sigma Boiz panicked, saying, "don't go to sleep you'll die just like in the movies," but Grizz didn't know what a movie was, so they corrected themselves and said play instead, causing the bear to get worried. He uttered, if only I had a vodka orange, so Geron Andur pulled out one of his cans and helped him drink it, resuscitating him. Grizz explained that he'd help try find the bones and he'd contact them if ever had any news. 
=== Season 2: Sanctity of Heritage ===
====Chapter 6: Special K====
On their way to Hildanwar, to locate Sigismund, April Turtleneck noticed Springer, leader of the Wreckers, along the road. They greeted one another with great surprise and caught up a little with Springer reiterating what Acree had previously told her about not going back to Central Perk. Springer "secretly" told April, in ear-shot of everyone else, that he was sent to track down Subject K and bring him alive to the Bulging Stick. His search had brought him to this cave, so the Sigma Boiz offered to help him take down "Special K" as they were deeming him, but quickly grew tired of Springer's inability to tie his shoelace and his unwillingness to accept any help, so they just went in without him. They entered and found a bunch of moss on the ceiling, so Geron Andur reached up and grabbed some, only to have his wrist grabbed by a Mossy Boy, shouting "time to get mossy boys!!!". Three other Mossy Boys entered the room and prepared to "moss it up!", but Geron eagerly stopped them and explained that he wanted to become a Mossy Boy, so they huddled into a circle and discussed something, before lining up and handing the four members of the Sigma Boiz a pound of moss, before saying, "you have one minute. Moss it up." Geron Andur lathered himself in the moss, April Turtleneck applied the moss to her face like makeup, and Dante Higgenson wove the moss into his chainmail. Roger Heart struggled to think of what "mossing it up was" and after several moments of thought, he slammed it against the wall and burned it. The Mossy Boys awarded Geron, April, and Dante clumps of moss as a reward and as gifts for becoming Mossy Boys, however Roger's inability to decisively "moss it up" cost him his Mossy Boyness and his life. They surrounded him and closed in with knives. Dante tried to fake them out by going to attack Roger then attacking them, but they saw through his guise and retracted his Mossy Boyness. Roger burned the Mossy Boys, as one of them died tragically in Geron's arms telling him to "keep mossing it up." Enraged, Geron attacked Roger, but snapped out of it upon seeing the damage he'd caused. They saw a door at the end of the entrance that had stairs leading down to a moderately sized room with broken statues in each of its corners that were difficult to discern the identity of, due to the plants that had grown over it. In the middle was a shallow well that Dante jumped into it, without letting his Jordans get wet and splashed water on April, finding a key in it for the door before them. April, Geron, and Roger found a message on the door reading, "DO NOT PROCEED ANY FURTHER, LEST YOU BE AMBUSHED BY THE WOES OF A FIEND BEYOND YOUR OWN POWER!!!" They chose to ignore this message and use the key on it. Dante was still in the well, so they all pulled him out and didn't tell him about the door's message. Beyond the door was a set of stair leading down with a large steel tile at the bottom the same width as the hallway it was in. At the end of the hallway was a dark opening. Dante chucked a block of incense on it, but it wasn't heavy enough to test what the tile did, assuming it was a trap, so he just reached over to pick his block back up and jumped over it. April and Geron jumped over it with ease too, although Roger had just missed the edge and the ceiling opened up, revealing a compartment of spikes that slammed into him, mortally wounding him. Dante healed him back to health without taking him off the spikes, causing his companion even worse pain as he was pulled off of it, but Geron gave him a vodka orange to heal up. They then entered a room full of broken chains and, unlike the rest of the tomb, the walls had a scaly appearance instead of the stony one seen everywhere else. There was no visible exit, but there was a podium in the middle of the room with a bunch of tiles with marking on them. Geron, Dante, and Roger furiously tried to put the tiles together to form a picture without April's help, as she gave up instantly. They successfully completed the puzzle and began hearing mechanical whirring from the walls, but nothing had seemingly happened. They look back and the entrance had vanished and the walls were now rotating. Suddenly, two snake heads appeared at the North and South points of the room and they hissed aggressively at the Moss Boiz. The party attacked the snake with incredible power, until Roger Heart began rubbing moss into the snake's skin. Geron called out to the snake in thieves cant and discovered that one of the snake heads could speak it. It explained that it was originally just a snake with a birth defect that used the cave to store its thief spoils, but it had grown too large and had gotten stuck. They stopped fighting and the two snake heads revealed both exits to the room to them, mentioning that the mechanical whirring was just them making funny noises, because the tomb's puzzles had already been solved for years and the mechanisms didn't work anymore. The party asked the newly deemed "Moss Snake" if they'd seen anyone come in, particularly a serial killer, prompting it to mention that a very scary looking guy ran past him into the next room. If the Moss Snake was to be believed, Subject K was likely in the next room, waiting for them, so they cautiously entered the dark room. Wall lights erupted with flames successively from the entrance to the end of the empty room, revealing Subject K crouched down at the end on its own. Dante asked him if he could tie his shoelaces, but he just stared at him blankly, so Dante chucked him one of his Jordans and gestured to his feet. Subject K gathered that the shoe goes on the foot and it managed to put it on. Continuing,Dante gestured to his shoelace, so it began tying a knot with the strings, but not a full shoelace tie. Since Subject K wasn't exactly acting hostile and it wasn't understanding the common speak they were using, Geron attempted to use thieves cant, but to no avail, so everyone started talking in different languages trying to discern which one he could potentially communicate back to them with, but it just got overstimulated and started panicking, resulting in it shooting an eldritch blast at the party that only hit Geron, which April noted was very similar to her version of the spell, prompting Tarn in her mind to deny any association or knowledge of what they were fighting. Dante attempted to get his Jordans back with his rapier in hand and slashed at Subject K, but it caught him in an arm-bar and dislocated it. The panicked enemy began lashing out at the party, with Geron and Roger feeling bad, because it felt like punching an autistic kid going through an episode, conversely, Dante wasted no time attacking Subject K with all his might, eventually causing it to lose its mask, revealing it to be a woman. Due to Roger's innate misogyny, he relented his reservations about the fight, ultimately causing it to run away in fear after casting darkness within the room. They tried to pursue her, but were unsuccessful. They exited the room and berated the Moss Snake for not stopping the serial killer, which resulted in Geron and Roger deciding not to help free the snake and renounced its moss title by cleaning it off. The Moss Snake head that could speak thieves cant depressingly informed it conjoined twin that they weren't getting out the tomb, which instantly made Geron and Roger regret what they were doing, so they told them that there was more moss upstairs. They all began smashing the entrance walls down, allowing the Moss Snake to slither upwards and out of the tomb, feeling sunlight on its skin for the first time in ages. The Moss Snake thanked them and slithered away into the forest, while Springer gave up tying his shoelaces and just shoved them into the sides of his shoe, only to find that the Moss Boiz berating him for not noticing Subject K running right past him or the giant snake that just came out the tomb. Deeming the entire adventure completely pointless, the party walked off towards Hildanwar to continue their mission.
==== Chapter 7: Talking Sigismund ====
The party made it to Hildanwar and its reconstruction efforts had been moving along much better than the previous towns they'd been too. After just 6 days, the town had managed to rebuild most of its important infrastructure to near completion and many homes were fully habitable now. Roger Heart, Geron Andur, and April Turtleneck entered a nearby farm shop, where they ordered: a sour cream and jive dip, sour cream and chive dip, and a chocolate Jive bar and sour cream monster energy drink, respectively. Geron's patience was wearing a little thin with the half deaf, half blind store runner, since he was struggling to comprehend what they had ordered and wouldn't serve them cheese without ID. Geron attempted to use a fake ID supplied by April's magic, but it didn't trick the street-wise farm shop vendor. April seduced the vendor with her bosom, which made him brain dead, so they took their food and some cheese for free. They suspiciously ate the cheese in-between two buildings, then headed to the construction site, where they saw two dwarves arguing. One dwarf with a hard hat on said, "Eduardo we can't let you take the tools to go investigate the hole," to which the other responded, "but Jeremy, y'gotta let me investigate the hole! It's in my bones!" Geron stepped in and tried to convince Jeremy to let Eduardo investigate the hole, by getting his friend to perform a little speech. Roger Heart expressed how hard hats make us strong, willing, and safe, prompting Jeremy to have a change of heart, so they all went to the hole together - as a team. The hole was a lot larger and deeper than the party were expecting, but they used Geron's rope to climb down, while Eduardo carried it. They made Eduardo stay up and hold onto the rope, while Jeremy came down with them, but Roger Heart revealed he wanted to kill him for his hard hat, so he ran away in fear, after Geron shouted to protect him, hearing nothing but Heart's maniacal laughter, as he went further into a path within the hole. They followed Jeremy, where they found an incongruously placed wooden door, so they entered it, finding what seemed like an entrance to a house. There was a grid box to the right of the door full of sandals, both in-tact ones and broken apart ones - Roger and April took a pair each. The room was also full of rats, moles, and shit from both of them, but to the right of the room were stairs going up and to the left was an open doorway with a bead curtain. Roger went up the stairs, where he found a door, so he budged it open and found that it was blocked by junk on the other side, but because he budged it so hard, a steel bar came sliding through and it him square in the face causing him to fall down the stairs and injure himself while face-planting into a pile of poop. Meanwhile, Geron and April went through the beaded curtain, where they found an old kitchen with uncleaned dishes and utensils. There was a side door, which Geron opened, where the stench of old food decades out of date hit him like a truck. In the middle were four rats that had devoured an entire cheese wheel between them. Geron asked them if they'd seen a dwarf with hard hat, but they just threw a mouldy grape at him and told him to kill himself. After berating them, he left the room, deeming them unhelpful. April had found a chest on a table, so she picked it open and found several little knickknacks; in particular, was a t-shirt with a group of people on it that she discerned were BTS. There was also a scimitar that Fall Guy Poop Face took when he entered the room. There was another beaded curtain that opened to a dark hallway, so they sneaked through as not to disturb the bats, before heading up a set of stairs. It allowed them access to two new floors, so Geron and Roger went to the first floor, while April slinked away up to the second. The former found a large open floor with a casino north of the room, a pile of garbage to the east, and a café on the west side. They headed to the casino, where they saw it was full of cats, but there was also a chest at the end of the room, so Roger went over and opened it like in the legend of Zelda and found a purple key and a deck of cards, so the two of them played black jack together with one of the cats. On the other hand, April Turtleneck arrived at the top floor, where she found one single door at the end of the room. She listened beyond it and heard the faint sound of air coming through, so she tried to open it, but got zapped. She tried it again and got zapped, so she eldritch blasted it, causing the door to reflect it back at her and send her hurdling upwards into the ceiling, leaving a burn mark and falling straight down to the bottom floor. Pained, she reconvened with the others and told them about the enchanted door upstairs, so they came to the conclusion that Roger's new key could probably open it. They left the casino after losing to the cat and began searching through the garbage pile, where they found a box of bran flakes that had writing on it none of them could identify, so April took it to investigate with later. Finally they entered the café, cautiously, where they found two open rooms and a closed door. Roger kicked the door open and found a kitchen that had been recently used; coffee was brewing and sausage rolls were being warmed up. They took some and sat down in the café, where they had rested for a bit and looked at a dusty picture of what seemed to be an old group of friends. They wiped the picture and recognised a couple faces, despite their youth, namely Davril Higgenson and April's grandfather, Leonardo Turtleneck. After finishing their meal, they went up the stairs and unlocked the door, finding a long dirt path that they crawled through together. At the end was light after darkness and they entered the master bedroom of a giant fat dwarf, cradling a rattled Jeremy. Geron explained that Roger wasn't going to kill Jeremy anymore, so he climbed down and explained that the giant dwarf was Sigismund, a West Side Boi of great legend. Upon being asked questions by the awe-struck Moss Boiz, Sigismund just stared and got more comfortable in his bed. After figuring out a system to communicate with him, the Moss Boiz discerned that he could talk, but just didn't want to, and was only willing to answer yes or no questions, or questions he could answer through actions. Geron asked if he could cure his father's late-on-set HIV, prompting the giant dwarf to shake his head and hand the thief a ring that had a compass arrow not facing North. He then gave Roger Heart a box with a bone from his bedside drawer and gestured for him to keep it, sexually awakening the dragonborn into believing he'd found the perfect man. Sigismund rolled over in his bed and began going to sleep, while the Moss Boiz left for their next adventure.
==== Chapter 8: Sanctity of Heritage - Part 1 ====
The party climbed out of Sigismund's pit with Jeremy, where Dante was waiting for them. They explained what had happened and decided to follow the compass' arrow East, where they eventually stumbled upon a gold dragonborn man, they asked who he was, so he introduced himself as Crofty, but explained that he couldn't remember anything. Roger Heart was cautious around his kindred man, but the rest of the party cheered him along, until a tree behind them started cheering too. They asked the tree why it was cheering and it replied, "I was just cheering with the group." They then asked who the tree was and it answered, "I'm Grombo and I have a quest for you!" A forest fire had started not long ago just north of them, so the party agreed to help him with the forest fire and pulled him out the ground and ran North, where embers of the fire flickered around in the night sky. Roger realised that it had started in his home village, Leeds. They rushed in, where they found Roger's father, Draken Heart, the mayor of Leeds, bleeding out on the floor. Roger held his father in his arms, only to see dread sink into his father's eyes, as he realised that his son had returned just to witness the brutal massacring of their tribe. He weakly explained hunters from Chill had found the village and started a forest fire, before coming in to murder everyone. Roger and Crofty needed to stay safe as the last two men in Leeds that didn't have erectile dysfunction. With tears in his eyes, Draken let out his final breath, content that he at least got to see his son one last time before dying. Crofty looked down at him and said, "fuck the mayor of Leeds", before shaking his hand by his groin and then by his mouth. The party went to a nearby bar to save the booze, although a tension was rising between Roger Heart and Crofty. Suddenly, the Riddler of Leeds appeared and gave them a riddle, "what has three legs, arms, and feet, yet no hands?!!" The seemingly impossible riddle puzzled the party, until Dante said, "your mother", killing the Riddler instantly. They exited the bar, where they came face-to-face with a man with a menacing mask. A fight broke out between them and Roger Heart managed to get their adversary's mask off, revealing that it was Racist Nicholas Cage, the son of the mayor of Chill. Connecting dots, Dante realised he apparently has a second half-brother on his mother's side and revealed this truth to him. Racist Nicholas Cage was adamant about how being racist and evil was his whole unique, defining character trait, but Dante Higgenson and Roger Heart told him that he could change, so he did and became Peaceful Nicholas Cage. Realising the error of his ways, he got his team to collect water in their hands and put out the fire, but the massacre of Leeds had already been done. They left the fire with Nicholas, who revealed that his testicles were releasing an intoxicating gas that was making everyone delirious, and even now it was in effect, usually, Cage has his mask on to protect him, but his mask came off and was now siding with the party to get some Italian. They got together to go to a restaurant Cage knew off to eat and to get some assistance in their fight against the hunters from Chill. They put Grombo in a wheelchair and made their way there, where they met an old family friend of the Hearts, Fabio. He mourned the death of his friend and agreed to help them, furthermore, he reminded Roger that "fuck the mayor of Leeds" is slang for "honour to", mending the tension between the two dragonborn.
==== Chapter 9: Sanctity of Heritage - Part 2 ====
Cage formulated a plan with the Moss Boiz to get into Chill and take down the hunters that sent him out to destroy Leeds. After a long discussion, they came to the conclusion that their best course of action would be to put Roger Heart in a cage then have Nicholas Cage, Geron Andur, and April Turtleneck carry him into the city walls since they were all human or passably human, since April could hide her elf ears with her hair, then have the other hunters in Cage's crew plant a bomb in the base, while the Moss Boiz distracted the leader. Roger Heart left all his stuff at Fabio's with Dante Higgenson, then insisted Cage give him the keys, because he didn't completely trust him and his crew not to betray them; he understood their distrust and crossed his heart saying, "cross my heart and hope to die. I will not betray you", before giving him the key. Heart put the key under his hard hat and the cage was lifted by Geron and April. The two gatekeepers celebrated the hunter's return, as they were bringing wheelbarrows full of gold dragon scales, and a live subject too. They spat at them and one of them spread their ass cheeks on the cage and farted, so Heart breathed fire on it and burnt his bum, prompting the other guard to stab him with a javelin. Geron and April shouted dragonborn slurs at him and told him to shut up, as the gates were opened, allowing them all into Chill. They made their way through the city, where people cheered for them, while Geron and Roger were doing a secret handshake with one of the latter's mage hands. Finally, they got the base, where Cage took them all up to his office and unlocked Roger's cage. To thank them for trusting him and getting him to come to his senses, he opened a cupboard that had all his different outfits from all his movies that he allowed them to wear. After a bitter sweet fashion show, Nicholas Cage confided in the group, telling them that he didn't like being a part of the hunters because they didn't like many of his performances as an actor and told him to give up on the profession, noting that he wasn't good in Con Air; Geron Andur vehemently protested this and told Cage that he was a big fan of that movie, brightening his smile. Suddenly, his boss, Don Krieg, raided into the room, and noticed that Roger Heart was out of his cage, enraging him, which was exacerbated by Cage announcing that he was reformed. Don Krieg put on his armour and prepared to fight the Moss Boiz bellowing, "time to teach you idle dreamers about strength!" Cage started by critically slashing at Krieg, but April's witch bolt missed, which Roger Heart found cute and swooned over her with love hearts in his eyes calling her, "April-swan!!" Don Krieg unleashed compartments from his shoulder pads and released dozens of darts from them which scattered out and attacked everyone, except Heart who managed to dodge it. The darts mortally wounded them, but Nat 20 Nicholas Cage pulled out his short bow and fired it at Don Krieg, which was followed up by April's successful, critical witch bolt, which knocked him downstairs, causing him to take further damage. Geron charged down the stairs and attacked him with his rapier, which hit, but Krieg immediately grabbed him and slammed him down two floors, putting him in critical condition. To help get to Geron, Cage shot an arrow down at Krieg, which hit in conjunction with a follow-up effect from April's witch bolt, putting Don Krieg in critical condition. Cage jumped down and hoisted Geron onto his shoulder. One of the other hunters came up to Cage and told them the bomb was planted and ready to explode, so the Moss Boiz raced out and watched the base go up in flames, while they all ran through and out a shocked city all the way back to Fabio's with all of the dragon scales still in tact.
==== Chapter 10: Magic Kart 2 ====
While the Moss Boiz were having a victory meal at Fabio's, Nat 20 Nicholas Cage told Roger Heart that he was still sorry for what he did to Leeds while working for the Krieg Hunters; It wouldn't in any way make up for what happened, but he wanted to give something to Heart, before they and the Moss Boiz parted. He pulled out seven tickets to the Minor Moteng Magic Kart Cup League that was happening later that night. Everyone got ready and departed to Moteng that night, where they got to the arena and took their seats, but then the announcer informed the audience that all of today's racers got caught in an explosion on the way her. Suspicious of the activity within the race, Roger, Dante, Geron, and Nat 20 Nicholas Cage stepped up to be racers, so that they'd be in the "line of fire" of whatever culprit was up to no good. They got to the racers lounge, where a gnome came in and gave them all a questionnaire that would influence what their kart would look like. The questions were: 1) What is your name? 2) If you were a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavour, which would you be? 3) If you had a twitter.com handle, what would it be? 4) If someone ate your furthest left toe, what would you do? 5) What's the biggest thing you've put up your bum? Geron Andur submitted his first, answering: "1. ᴳᵉʳᵒⁿ ᴬⁿᵈᵘʳ 2. ˢᵗraʷᵇᵉʳrʸ ᶜʰeᵉˢᵉᶜᵃᵏᵉ 3. @AndurIsCool 4. I would totally punch them in the fucking head and curb stomp em. 5. Nothing ever ever ever ever ever wtf I dont do none of that gay shit homie wtf". Next was Dante, who wrote: "1. dante 2. vanilla 3. DanteDoesMinecraft 4. give up 5. 4 fingers". Third was Nick Cage: "1) Ghost Rider 2) Phish Food 3) @NicholasCageMovie 4) Cry 5) Skull". Finally Roger submitted his, writing: "(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 1. Roger Heart, 2. Cookie Dough, 3. GoldenDragonIdol (On Tour) 4. Kill Them probably, 5. Goliath Penis. ♥" The gnome took the papers in and immediately got to work, so the party waited in the lounge, until another racer walked in. He carried an air of superiority and looked down at them all, introducing himself as the returning veteran racer, Count Factula, who was preparing to race once again after a 69 year long break. The party huddled together and said "fuck Count Factula, but not in the "honour to" way - like actually fuck that guy." Not long after, they were called up onto the race track, where they were introduced to their karts. Dante excitedly stepped up to see his first, only to be told that his was the last one they got to work on and didn't have time to finish the blueprints, so he'll have to use an old one. He pulled out a triangular kart that Dante noted was similar to the podium his father used while working for The Chase. Everyone else got personalised karts and the roll for placement begun. Geron Andur was announced to be setting off furthest forward, followed by Roger Heart, Count Factula, Dante Higgenson, and then Nat 20 Nicholas Cage. Andur started off with a decent lead thanks to his starting position and his item that let him jump over the lava pit, but after passing the grey render, Gronchli II, Count Factula was able to take the lead and complete the first lap, despite everyone trying to kill him. When Dante finished the first lap, the first item he got was a Carmen summon, who would stomp on whoever her "curse" would currently be bumped onto. Dante passed it onto Geron Andur, who managed to catch up to Count Factula and give it to him, furthermore, Roger Heart got a Lewyn summon that would make him switch places with a random racer and he managed to get Count Factula, putting Heart in first place. Factula tried to give the curse to Ghost Rider, but after a small back and forth, the curse landed on Factula, who got stomped and his kart exploded - putting him in last place yet again. Keeping the race alive, the Moss Boiz kept on going and, through a combined effort of Geron, Gronchli II, and mainly Dante, Roger Heart was the next to be eliminated. Geron Andur and Dante Higgenson were neck and neck with Ghost Rider trailing behind, but at the very last moment, Dante failed his kart's question prompt that would've given him a little boost to finish first, making Geron Andur the winner. Andur, Higgenson, and Cage were given medals for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd respectively by the cup organisers and a night of celebration followed, but in the distant fiery roads beyond Moteng, a man emerged, approaching the city and seeing a newly printed issue of the city news for the morning, showing last night's race winners. The figure stabbed through the second place racer's picture and took off their hood - it was Lirvad.
==== Chapter 11: The Eerie Sug Monad S ====
The Moss Boiz went to a bar and celebrated Geron Andur's victory during Magic Kart. They messed about with apple bobbing and took shots together, until Roger Heart had to attend to Grombo Wombo, who started throwing up. Nat 20 Nicholas Cage passed out with Fabio, Guysidontthinkim Crofty, and Grombo Wombo, but the festivities continued. Suddenly, the bar door swung open and a cloaked figure entered. April Turtleneck ignored him and drunkenly told Roger Heart how sympathetic she was for all the loss he'd experienced over the last couple days, which just caused him to lament more about his troubles. Geron Andur walked up to the cloak figure and tried to do a cool handshake with his limp hand, but the figure pulled down his hood, revealing himself to be Lirvad. They all immediately snapped out of their intoxicated delirium and readied their weapons, but he was uncharacteristically weak. He sat on a chair and explained that he'd gone to Noitsnot to get Delilah's Rapier from Davril, but as he began his assault in his home, there was a sizzle and a sparkle, as a beautiful shirtless man entered the house and effortlessly shoved three fingers into Lirvad's stomach. As he pulled the fingers out, Davril pushed his son out of the way, telling him to run, so Lirvad listened to him and fled, carrying a weight disappointment in himself, realising that he was a coward. Furious, Dante went to punch his half-brother, but he effortlessly caught it and told him that they need to work together. Considering the supposed power of this beautiful shirtless man and Lirvad's ability to easily destroy them if he wanted to, Geron Andur believed in Dante's brother and urged the others to help, so they followed him out, beginning their journey to find this strange person. As they walked through the streets of Moteng, they began to hear a sizzle and a twinkle, triggering Lirvad, as he recognised the sound from the previous attack. He rushed towards the Magic Kart Track, so the Moss Boiz closely followed. There was a series of massive holes on the North side of the building that had been smashed through all the way to the infirmary, which was empty, even though Count Factula should've been there. Roger Heart looked at the giant beautiful man-shaped hole in the wall and noticed that there was a figure on top of the hills of the race track. True to Lirvad's word, the man was beautiful, with a juicy bum, shredded abs, perfectly sculpted shoulders, and perfect pearly white teeth like a military graveyard, however, the Moss Boiz had already once seen this man before - it was one of the Old Ones they met several days ago. The Old One held Count Factula by his neck and demanded to know where his bone was, but the question confused the vampire. Roger Heart stupidly announced, "oh, do you think he means the bone Sigismund gave me?" The question perked up the ears of the Old One who looked at them with a devilish grin. Now with their attention, Geron Andur asked the Old One why he was back, which prompted him to pull a puzzled expression and showcase that he couldn't remember who they were. Andur, then demanded that the Old One let go of Count Factula, so he did, dropping him into the lava pit below him, causing the Moss Boiz to jump down onto the track in desperation. Accepting the challenge to a fight, the Old One, Sug Monad S dropped down too and began slowly approaching after raising two dead racers from the past up to attack the Moss Boiz. The two undead creatures attacked Roger Heart and nearly killed him, if it were not for everyone else helping him back up to health and killing the monsters. Sug Monad S was approaching from a windy path on the right, that was connected to a larger circle, so Geron Andur, April Turtleneck, and Lirvad raced to flank him from behind, while Roger Heart and Dante Higgenson advanced to meet him upfront. After beating up another undead, Roger and Dante came face-to-face with Sug Monad S. Dante traded one of his daggers for Roger's great club and infused the weapon with his divine smite and a thunderous smite. While shouting, "this is for Davril!", he hit the Old One with an immense force, doing an amount of power he'd never unleashed before. The Monad flew back into the wall behind, causing a massive torrent of dust to blow out, but as it cleared, he casually straightened his back and asked with a chuckle, "who the hell is Davril?" Terrified, Dante stood in shock as the Monad punched him in the gut, forcing out a mountain of blood, before grabbing the collar of his chainmail and effortlessly chucking him over onto the other side of the track, landing face first in front of Geron Andur, who resuscitated a dying Dante. After hearing the thunderous commotion, Roger turned the corner, expecting to see a victorious Dante, only to find the Old One on his own. Sug Monad S eagerly approached Roger and gleefully asked for the bone, so he went into his backpack, but used his silent image to create an illusory bone that Sug Monad S' hand phased through as he attempted to grab. Angered, Sug Monad S kicked Roger Heart into the wall behind them, instantly putting him in critical condition. As he laid there dying, the Monad searched through his backpack and ate all of his food before finding the bone, which he immediately jammed into his stomach with a crazed laughter, causing him to glow with an ominous red colour. Meanwhile, Geron and Dante were forced to ignore Count Factula's agonising cries for help, as they knew Roger was alone with a god; they pushed a zombie into lava and made their way through a windy path to find him, then on the other side they saw Lirvad rushing up to Sug Monad S, while April Turtleneck tried to pull Roger out the way and help him. Lirvad managed to slash his greataxe into the shining Monad, but he just laughed and dislocated his aggressor's jaw with a swift punch, before throwing him into Roger and April. Sug Monad S then turned his severed body to Geron Andur and pulled the great axe that was still lodged in his body and threw it at him, severely damaging him, while he stood there laughing. Wounded, yet undeterred, Andur yelled out and charged forward stabbing through the Old One and slid down their back to get to Roger Heart and help revive him. Dante then tried to grab and hold the Monad in place, while the others escaped, but just started groping the enemy, nevertheless the others listened, although noting that Lirvad had apparently already fled and was nowhere to be seen. Sug Monad S extended all his fingers on his left hand and jammed them into Dante's stomach, creating five finger shaped holes in his body, causing him to stop groping him and slowly start to run away after taking immense damage. Roger returned to Sug Monad S, with three mirror image clones of April Turtleneck, and tried to use the spell hold person, which failed miserably, resulting in him being grabbed by the Old One, but to his surprise he said, "you're a funny little creature, you're coming with me." Showcasing his immense power, the Monad easily walked through the hill walls of the track, dragging Roger behind him and appearing on the other side. Seeing that he was trying to kidnap his friend, Geron also rushed back and snatched Roger away, greatly angering the Monad. Noticing this as he was exiting the windy path, Dante ran over to help, as well as April on the other side. They stood there in fear, yet determined to help one another, due to their unbreakable bond, so Roger requested to sacrifice himself, if his friends could survive, much to their shock. Geron Andur relented the idea and pulled him back saying the offer wasn't on the table, then the Old One proposed a new offer: that Roger Heart give him his hard hat and Dante Higgenson give him his one remaining Jordan. As soon as the words were uttered the Moss Boiz collectively knew that this "God" could eat shit, so they all ran away, distracting him with April's clones. On his way around, Geron Andur saw that Count Factula had made it out of the lava pit on his own and was limping his way to the exit. Being faster than the rest of his peers, he caught up and apologised, saying that Roger was in grave danger, which Factula took surprisingly well, as he considered Geron a trustworthy rival. He then told him to distract the Monad, while he got something. Andur put his faith in Factula and waited by the finishing line for Sug Monad S to walk through. There was silence for too long, unnerving the thief, but, after a few more moments, the thuds of a large beautiful man smashing his way through a wall grew louder and louder, until Geron Andur came face-to-face with the Old One. Andur tried to start a little bit of banter about how both of their jokes sounded like innuendos (Sug Monad S = suck my nads, and Geron = get on this dick), but it only caused him to lift a massive piece of rubble behind him with a smile and launch it at the thief, critically damaging into the floor, leaving him half dead. Roger caught up and chucked an apple into Geron's mouth, although it wasn't enough to properly heal him. A moment after, the rest of the Moss Boiz got there and were engulfed in dread, as they saw the Monad tower over a dying Geron with his hands in the air ready to smash down. As all hope was lost, they then heard a distant revving of an engine. They all looked into the dark hallway of the garage, where the sound of an incoming machine grew ever louder. With awe and spectacle, Count Factula burst through the garage's exit and used his vehicle's ability to drive and jump straight into Sug Monad S with immense force, while extending his hand to cast lay on hands on Geron, healing him out of critical condition. He blasted the Old One into the wall and held him in place, yelling at the Moss Boiz to run, so they did, with tears in their eyes and anguish in their hearts. For a moment, they looked back in horror as they saw the Monad squeeze the vampire's neck like a grape. The Moss Boiz didn't stop running until they were out of Moteng and were completely rattled by the entire experience, spiralling into despair about the unimaginable power they'd just witnessed. Geron took his dagger and cut his hand open saying, "I'm making a vow, I won't stop until I'm strong enough to stop that monster." Filled with vigour, April, Roger, and Dante did the same with their blades and put their hands together in the middle of a circle.
=== Season 3: Rugal Will Cry 2 ===
==== Chapter 12: Fateful Clash of Brothers ====
The party awoke in a brick-core cabin. They'd seemingly passed out in the forest and had been taken into someone's home, although, having just woken up, they were dazed and their memories were foggy. They noticed that their bodies were bandaged up and their clothes and equipment was on top of of a drawer on the opposite side of the room. The Moss Boiz started talking about penises and asked to see Roger Heart's because they'd never seen a dragonborn one before - they were impressed. They began to get changed into their respective equipment, while discussing who might have brought them there; April looked out the window and saw a man with a cowboy hat, an eyepatch and overalls chopping more firewood to put under a pot he was cooking something in, then saw him fill four bowls and carry them into the building. Not long after, the man came up the stairs into their room and explained how he found them in the forest. His name was Clint Southbrick and he informed the Moss Boiz that they'd been unconscious for a week and, in the mean time, the nearby town, Hill Valley had been taken over by a powerful villain called Lirvad. Hearing the name, the party told Southbrick that they were going to save Hill Valley, despite his warnings. They then asked if they could have ponchos to walk in with, so he showed them a cupboard full of cowboy hats and ponchos, so they all took a set. Southbrick tightly sealed four more soup bowls and gave it to the them alongside a flier with directions to the town for their journey. Look at the pamphlet map for Hill Valley, it had sunny skies and clean streets, but as they pulled it down for a comparison upon arrival, they saw a dramatic opposite with random fire and limb bodies scrawled across the desolate streets. Roger cried out to see if anyone was there and two small figures jumped out and said, "oooh, we're gonna get ya', we're gonna get ya'!" Heart tried to mediate the situation, but called them gobbos, even though they were dwarves, so they called him racist and pulled out a canon that they instantly fired. Geron and Dante were blasted by the canon, while Roger and April managed to dodge it and began pushing the canon from the front. Later the other two joined in and they flipped it as the second shot was about to be fired. It turned on the dwarves at the moment the ball was shot out. A massive cloud of smoke erupted from the canon with the ball and the two dwarves looked at the camera, covered in ash, blinking their incongruous white eyes, before crumbling to dust. They continued onwards into a saloon that was full of mean-looking goblins. Dante Higgenson walked right up to the bar and asked for a glass of milk, where the others got a milk tea. The bartender, that was two goblins stacked on top of each other, told them to drink their milk and leave, since they weren't welcome in there, so Dante grabbed the back of the goblins and tried to slam it into the counter, which he was only able to accomplish with Roger's bardic inspiration. The top bartender's nose was bloodied and the rest of the goblins pulled out bows and pointed it at the party, then began shooting. Geron and April leaped over the counter to safety, while Roger and Dante were shot a couple times before stumbling behind it. After some calmness in the shooting, Roger slowly raised his hands and explained that they came to take back Hill Valley from Lirvad. A buff goblin walked up to the bar and sat down, sitting at eye level with Roger. He inquired as to why they would want to kill Lirvad, so Dante stood up and explained his family history to them. Having shared the deepest woes of his life, the goblins empathised and agreed to follow him into battle, so they all marched to a large tower in the centre of the city, where a dwarf with spray painted ginger hair was chained to the wall. They offered to help him down, but he insisted that he do his job first, but before he could start, Roger took his pants off for literally no reason, nevertheless, his bum was exposed to the air and welcomed them to Lirvad's Pleasure Palace, then held up signs with drawings on them detailing the life of Lirvad. It was completely biased propaganda, although it clued into how he took over the town overnight, as he had acquired a clump of guntherite by accident and forced a blacksmith to make armour for him with it that he used to take over save Hill Valley. Roger leaned over to Dante and whispered that he's sort of starting to like this Lirvad guy and Geron Andur also mentioned how the propaganda was actually pretty good at winning him over. They freed the dwarf, Greg, and promised to give his wife, Idono, and daughter, Lisa, a message of a love heart sign, since they were imprisoned within the tower. Greg went to WHSmiths for some crisps. They ran in and found a casino, so the Moss Boiz prepared to investigate, but the goblins stormed in and started mercilessly killing the patrons as they ran in fear and cried out for help. Awkwardly ignoring the brutality of the situation, the party pressed on and found an elevator and a fire door exit that both allowed them to ascend the tower. Geron and April went up the fire escape and grew increasingly tired as they got higher and higher, while Roger and Dante took the manually operated elevator. Dante started pulling a rope by the side that let them go up, while Roger played "elevator music" on his horn (a piece that he was working on that Dante enjoyed). They were ascending for a while, so they just took the time to really talk. Roger and Dante shared their worries about Davril. Dante lamented that his father was likely to be dead, while Roger believed in his safety, bringing hope to his defeated friend. Immediately after, they started talking about their dicks and Dante complimented Roger's endowment, before claiming that his penis would be 10.2 inches big, if it didn't have a sharp left turn that he revealed bleeds a lot. Meanwhile, Geron and April were nearly getting out of breath despite only being on the 10th floor of 30, so they decided to just go back in and call for the elevator. A rolling pin by the elevator doors notified Dante there was someone calling the elevator a couple floors below, so he just let go and the two of them slammed into the ceiling and rapidly descended. Dante reached out for the rope and was able to stop it at the correct level, however still causing them both to slam into the floor. Geron and April looked at Dante on the floor laughing, while Roger was still face down. He weakly got up and said, "Dante, you're lucky you have a big cock." With them all in the elevator, Geron shared that his penis was 3.4 inches, although said that it used to be bigger in his prime, but also stated that 2 inches was big. As they ascended they each commented on Roger's fantastic ability to play "elevator music", while still holding a conversation, which he attributed to lots of practice. They stopped at another floor, where two women were waiting to go down, so they said they were going up to the top to fight Lirvad. They confirmed his location and the two girls said they'd just wait until they're done with the elevator. The final few floors were much larger than the previous ones and took a while to get to, so they continued talking about their penises, until they got to the penultimate floor and realised they didn't even have a plan, so they quickly put one together and exited the elevator into a hallway of goons. Roger convinced them that they were just friends of Lirvad from the Old One at Moteng, so they let them through. Lirvad's pent house was surprisingly empty, besides a moderate desk before a giant throne. All the outer walls were glass and the elevator was in the middle of the room. Lirvad's chair turned around as he was surrounded in darkness and Dante stepped forward. The two brothers started staring at each other, knowing a fight was inevitable. The room was quiet and the rest of the Moss Boiz could feel the tension between them, until they realised that both of them were children, as they started bickering and insulting each other without actually saying anything meaningful. It got worse when Lirvad revealed his penis was massive and that he'd been injecting it with Guntherite, so Dante started calling him "pebble-dick". Every time a physical fight was about to start either Lirvad or Dante retorted with something else, creating a vicious cycle. Eventually, Lirvad stood up and pulled the back of his throne revealing it to be a giant great axe that he swung at them, after their initial puny attacks did nothing to him. The majority of them dodged it, except for April Turtleneck who was mortally wounded by the throne axe. Roger Heart managed to successfully cast hold person on the barbarian, so they all just started whaling on him without giving him a chance to fight back. Eventually they pushed him into a wall and the rest of his goons saw the fight. One of the goons fully healed Lirvad while he was being re-held. They trusted Lirvad, since he was apparently tanking the damage without a word said (which was actually because the spell was preventing him from talking). They got in the elevator and began to descend down, but Roger Heart cut the rope and the all slammed into the roof and said, "it's going a bit fast int'it." They ripped off Lirvad's armour and Dante Higgenson started smashing his chest plate until it broke, while Geron Andur just took the helmet. Uneventfully, they killed him and walked back to rest, but then they noticed his body turn purple, as he got up once again, but, instead of rushing to attack the party while they were tired, he rushed down the elevator shaft and slowed down the elevator, so that his goons wouldn't die before crawling back up. He showed Dante a magic trick where he pretended to pull his thumb off, before proudly bellowing, "been practicing that one a bit." He walked back onto his throne as the Moss Boiz watched him and he explained that he was dying from Guntherite poisoning. The two brothers argued once more, but this time about philosophies and ideologies; Dante said that Lirvad was dying alone, because he had no equal companions and selfishness drove him to inject his body with Guntherite for momentary power, however Lirvad retorted that Dante's friendships and loyalties had ultimately caused him nothing but loss and sorrow. Dante attacked Lirvad's character, stating that he was a coward for running away from Sug Monad S, but his half-brother was quick to explain that staying both times would only get him killed trying to fight that thing, evident from how the Moss Boiz stayed and got a friend killed in the process, without even hurting the Old One, furthermore, Davril's instructions to run were probably something Dante would've followed himself in his situation. Lirvad, despite his proud voice remaining astute, was becoming visibly weaker, so Geron ushered Dante to leave him to die alone, while they headed for the exit. The two brothers looked at each other one final time, with a mutual agreement in their minds - that they were fated to end their relationship like this and no other way. In silence, they walked all the way down to the bottom floor, seeing that the goblins had killed all the patrons, as well as Lirvad's goons and the two women from earlier. They continued out the tower's entrance and took in the events of the night, until Roger realised that they forgot to find Greg's family, then they all lamented about how they didn't clock that the two women from earlier were probably Idono and Lisa. They entered WHSmiths and regrettably informed a happy-looking Greg that his family were killed, although lying to say that Lirvad had killed them. Greg took a knife and was about to stab himself, but Dante moved to stop him, but was headbutted and slashed at with the knife, as Greg rushed out the store in the rain. He fell down on his hands and knees and sobbed hard. The Moss Boiz crowded around him and tried to comfort him by telling him that his wife's last words were, "my husband, Greg, won't stand for this!" showing how they believed in him till the end, until they also started trying to reinforce the idea that they saw this by explaining in excruciating detail how Lirvad mutilated them. He called the Moss Boiz assholes for explaining that to him, so they took him into the saloon to help him find a new purpose with the goblins. Geron got them to join in on this story they were making up about Lirvad killing his family, so that Greg could maybe join them, but he wasn't interested in pillaging and stealing from villages. They exited the saloon and Roger Heart said that he could get his vengeance on Lirvad through his loved one, causing Greg to remember he had a father, Davril. Full of determination, he got his naked ass up and walked towards the forest before being tackled again. He was furious with the party for not letting him live out his need for vengeance or his desire to die, but Dante explained that Davril was also his father. Greg got up and agreed not to kill Davril, but confirmed that he was now going down a path of darkness before going into the forest alone. There was shock and horror at the monster they'd created and the Moss Boiz looked into the abyss in fear. Dante broke the silence and told the others that he wanted to go check up on Davril in Noitsnot, to know whether he died or not, but Geron needed to keep heading East to find whatever Sigismund was directing him towards in hopes of curing his father. Ultimately, they decided to part ways with Dante, while the rest headed East with Geron Andur, but they all went to WHSmiths to get great clubs that would connect them spiritually and got final drinks before a final goodbye, promising to meet up again another day.
==== Chapter 13: Vibe Birthright ====
The Moss Boiz reached Eplas, a small coastal town. It was quiet and an unusual calmness they hadn't properly experienced in a while. They took a moment to walk by the rocky beach, where they found an unusually large pile of seaweed. Geron and Roger investigated the mass and the former put his hand in the mass of seaweed, but the slimy texture of it started pulling him inside, despite his attempts to pull back out, so Heart tried to help by eating the seaweed, but the stickiness of the seaweed glued his mouth together and covered his nose, making breathing difficult; the dragonborn writhed on the floor in agony trying to get the seaweed slime off of his mouth, while his companion was slowly suffocating in the seaweed pile. All seemed lost for the two Moss Boiz, who were unaccustomed to the wiles of seaweed, until a rumble within the seaweed grew ever so stronger resulting in a massive burst within it spraying the seaweed everywhere and saving Geron Andur, who was now able to get the slime off of his friend's face. The two men on the floor looked at the origin of the blast, where they saw a familiar face, Ember. She explained to them that after parting ways, she travelled all the way back to Vibe Island to check on it, only to discover that Dominique Belenus IV and her army raided it in their moment of weakness. Belenus defeated the aged Edron Bartholomew II in ritual combat and imprisoned him in the dungeons of the parliament. Ember failed to reclaim it herself, ultimately losing Vibe Island to Belenus' forces, while she was chucked into the sea, left to drift away trapped in seaweed for what she thought was months (the seaweed dimension disrupts the perception of time so it was only like a week or so really). The pair agreed to help Ember reclaim Vibe Island, but they needed a means of transportation. They thought about fashioning the seaweed into a boat (Roger and Geron also thought about starting a seaweed snack food business), but to no avail; fortunately, April Turtleneck returned from her lone walk and told them that she apparently had a "one-time use speedboat" with her warlock powers, so she manifested it and they all got in, but none of them knew how to operate it, so Geron Andur started pulling and pressing at the controls and the blasted forward towards Vibe Island. The four caught up about what had happened while they were separated, but as they got closer to secret Northern beach of Vibe, Geron quickly realised he had no idea how to stop or slow down the boat, so they were sent hurdling into a nearby tree. Roger Heart and Ember managed to leap off before the crash, but Geron Andur slammed straight into the tree and received mortal damage. The three looked around for April Turtleneck, but they couldn't find her anywhere, so they decided to press on, hoping they'd reunite with her eventually. They walked up the steps from the secret Northern beach, where they saw two patrolling guards walking towards them to investigate the noise. Geron and Roger went up and tried to explain the event without seeming too suspicious, but one of the guards grew more curious at their vague terms of speaking, so Ember jumped him from behind and stabbed him in the gut with her light sabre, spilling all of his intestines out. He wailed on the floor picking his organs back up into his body in panic and horror, as she mercilessly sliced his head off despite his cries for mercy. His partner came back from picking his nose, but was promptly set on fire and was left to writhe in agony, while the party headed towards the cemetery to get to the secret tomb dungeon. They were stopped inside by two gargoyles who were joking around and being funny little guys. Ember told them to move aside and let them through, but the gargoyles denied them passage, saying that they were cursed to be loyal to the throne, not people. The Moss Boiz engaged them in battle finding that they were immortal sexual deviants who liked shoving their fingers up bootyholes for laughs, so they fled the tomb in search of Dominique Belenus IV. They headed toward parliament, where they were stopped by two royal guards who asked them what their purpose for being there was. Thinking on their feet, Geron Andur introduced himself as Pete with his husband Dave, and their daughter, Edron, who they named after the king, because they love the culture of Vibe Island so much and wanted a tour of the parliament building. One of the guards was suspicious of them, but was called a fool by the other for not seeing the three of them for the loving gay family they were and killed him for his old ways of thinking, since he was a pre-Dominique Belenus IV guard. He walked them into the garden, showing off giant hedge cuttings of several figures: an orcish businessman, a bald man in a wheelchair, a lady in a long cloak, a little gnome man, an androgynous anime character, a policeman with a frog on his shoulder, and some kind of samurai with his head missing. The tour guide, Jerry, didn't have any specific idea of who they were, but was certain they were important to Edron Bartholomew II, as he'd been slaving away at them for the past 69 years. They went into the parliament room, where they were shown several room like Edron's gronch room he'd leave mid-meeting to go into (it had nothing in it besides a chair and a table). Pete and Dave attempted to leave to the toilet for a family pissing session, while in the party room that just had a single plate of crackers on a table, but they accidentally ended up empathising with their tour guide who explained his reasoning for joining Dominique Belenus IV. Jerry used to live in Hill Valley and grew up with his best friend, Greg, who ended up dating his crush, causing a rift in their friendship - an action he regrets to this day. After telling Jerry that his childhood crush, Idono, is dead, he sat in the party room lamenting his past actions. The party rushed to the bathroom next to the throne room, as bursting in was suicide and Ember knew that there was the royal sink in the middle of the room they could surprise their enemies from. They all got in one stall and flushed the toilet with them inside and hid in the royal sink, observing the room. There were three guards awkwardly watching Dominque Belenus IV make out with her manwhore, so they immediately burst out with their weapons at the ready. Ember raised her light sabre at her adversary and challenged her to ritual combat which just made Belenus laugh, noting the power difference between them since their last duel. The man she was kissing looked at the party and they all realised that he was Ren Kuvira, a man they'd previously assisted and discovered was a terrorist. He explained that they were dating before he was imprisoned and they took over Vibe Island together when he was free, in addition, the party quickly inferred he was a masochist (something he didn't deny). Belenus and Ember readied their blades at each other, while Ren Kuvira prepared to fight Roger Heart and Geron Andur. Ember rushed in for the first attack, pushing Belenus back with her blade, before she summoned the full power of the Belenus Blade, meanwhile Roger and Geron started ganging up and mercilessly beating Kuvira in an attempt to make him switch sides by arousing him, but he was adamant that they just "didn't do it for him." Belenus swung at Ember with incredible might and an exchange of devastating blows tipped the scales from the initial attack. Noticing this, Roger used hold person on Belenus, allowing Ember to push back and behead her adversary. Ember took the Belenus Blade and decided to keep it, despite not being able to unlock its true power, since she wasn't a blood relative of the Belenus family. Altogether, they killed Ren Kuvira and brought both of the bodies to the top of parliament, showcasing to the entire island that Ember was their queen once more. Afterwards, they went to the cemetery and freed Edron Bartholomew II who was now a old skinny man with a massive beard. He was barely coherent in his speech and required assistance to move. They took him to his garden, where he did a backflip despite warnings not to. He did a perfect flip and died standing up in the centre of his garden. The Moss Boiz covered Edron in leaves to honour his memory, then took Ren Kuvira's corpse to the police station to claim their reward for his bounty, but as they left, they were attacked by a Neo Nostalgia Critic who was immediately killed, but managed to utter that they had infiltrated everything. 
====Chapter 14: Trisagion====
Ember, Roger, and Geron sat by the beach in the evening, thinking about their next steps and the events that had just transpired, suddenly a mass of seaweed appeared beside them and Geron cowered in fear at the thought of being in the seaweed dimension, so Ember went over and stuck her hand in, only to start getting sucked in. Andur pulled her out but she was slimed and traumatised. Sensing this weakness in the group, Roger Heart stepped up to the seaweed and started digging through it, finding April Turtleneck. She claimed to have been in there for three years, but it had only been half a day. Roger Heart was adamant that he and Geron Andur needed to grow a pair in order to start their seaweed business, but his partner had too many bad experiences with the unwilling plant. For experiments, Heart wanted more seaweed, so he started looking for a jar to put some in. Ember walked into a random house, unannounced and asked a shocked old man for jars. He was distressed and asked his queen to help him, as the only jars he had were suction cupped to his nipples. Ember yanked them off, breaking the man's back and ripping off some skin, which caused him to wail in agony as a demon erupted from his body and promised her that she'd come for her in ten years. She shrugged it off and returned to the Moss Boiz with two jars, which Geron tried to fill with seaweed, but he got sucked in by the seaweed, followed by Ember and then Roger, but April managed to yank everyone out with her big strong arms. After several more failed ideas, Roger realised he could just use mage hand and put the seaweed in the jars that way. Geron Andur then asked if they could follow the compass again, so Ember walked off to get her ship and brought it around to them to board. Her crew consisted of five people called Gary (their only variations, name-wise, being the amount of Ys they have) and Jesse Pinkman. Garyyyyy, the ship's navigator took Geron's compass and said they'd end up at Neros if they followed it. They set off immediately and all was peaceful for the first three days, until a thunderstorm struck them at sea. All of the Garys and Roger Heart fell off the ship and they soon found out the Moss Boi couldn't swim. Geron Andur jumped in to save Roger, but he underestimated the tides of the sea and ended up getting himself submerged too, so April Turtleneck jumped in after them both, but couldn't find either of them in the pitch black water. Ember was reeling from the hectic events, so Jesse tried to calm her down by asking her to hold a rope, while he saved her friends. He jumped in and told April Turtleneck to help hold the rope, while he dived in for the others. He managed to save Geron Andur easily, but he had to quickly teach Roger Heart how to swim, because the thunderstorm destroyed the helm of the ship, causing Ember to drop the rope. Another strike obliterated the ship and debris showered over them. They were all hit by the debris, except for Ember, who immediately started looking for Jesse, only to find his head caved in from two pieces of wood. Ember grabbed April and told her to summon the speedboat again, so she concentrated on meditating, while floating to enter her mind, where she began walking through a dark abyss, until she came face-to-face with Tarn. He reiterated that the speedboat was strictly a one-time use and it was both of their faults that they used it up unnecessarily; the fiend then suggested that she lather herself and her friends in seaweed to protect themselves from the ocean and hopefully wash up on land. April left her mind and relayed Tarn's plan to them, which disgusted Roger Heart, because he didn't want to share his seaweed, so Geron Andur wrestled the jars off of him (punching him in the process) and started covering all four of them into a massive ball of seaweed. The Moss Boiz experienced 100 years of life and lore inside the seaweed dimension and at the end was an abrupt blackness for them all. They burst out the seaweed and saw an intense sunlight and an unfamiliar heat. They had no idea how long it had been or where they were, but it definitely wasn't Visvara, so they went up a set of stairs into the city above and investigated. Roger was fine in the heat, since he was already shirtless and handled higher temperatures better naturally, but the others decided to go and buy new clothes, but the vendor refused to let them in, because they were covered in seaweed slime. They were forced to go into a set of public showers with no covers by the beach, where a fully nude man made them grossly uncomfortable. They returned without a trace of slime and changed clothes: April got a cute sundress and hat, Ember got a white tank top with a fish pun on it and shorts, and Geron got some thin clothing and a scarf to hide his old man skin from UV rays of the sun. Meanwhile, Roger was dragging his feet through town, where he suddenly saw a crowd gathering by a cathedral of some sort. An important religious looking man was at the balcony giving a speech, but Roger's incongruous appearance made him stand out, so the man called him out, asking what troubled him. The dragonborn got on his knees and started crying, "I've been in the seaweed dimension! I don't know what's real or what's not!" The religious man empathised with him and said that he "cannot prove whether this reality is real or not," but urged him to "live everyday as real as you possibly can." The crowd cheered and Roger wept tears of joy, until a woman with ginger hair and a red leather jacket dropped down onto the balcony out of nowhere and sliced all the way through him, then leaped off onto the roof and fled. Enraged, Roger pursued her and cast hold person multiple times, since she kept breaking free of them. Eventually, he managed to keep it long enough to catch up and whack her with his great club, causing her to fall off the roof and smash her face onto the floor, only to heal it back instantly. Roger freed her from his hold person to question her, but all she told him was that there was a lot he didn't know and couldn't understand, before fleeing yet again. Roger blinded her, so she flipped him the bird and he said, "what a woman," as they parted ways. When he returned to the cathedral, a mass of wolves burst out of it and began attacking everyone nearby. The other Moss Boiz got there too and they worked together to kill the wolves. Afterwards, they all entered the cathedral, where they met a young chimney sweep boy. Roger threatened to punch the kid, so April Turtleneck took him to get ice cream - Roger went with them too, continuing to scare the small boy. The ice cream vendor was from Visvara and was a breath of familiarity to them, in addition, he was ice cream-shaped, because he'd methodically trained his bone and muscle structure to stay that way. The kid and Roger got mint choc-chip and April got cookies and cream, but they got a couple free flakes as a "cousin's discount" for being Visvaran. The child explained that chimney sweeps are bred for their one job and die at around 13. Meanwhile, Ember and Geron were praying in the cathedral and heard faint voices of Jesse and Geron's father, respectively. Suddenly, a two-year-old child walked past them and crawled into the chimney, so Geron went inside of it and followed the baby up to get it to come back down, but the two-year-old was shocked that he made it up and was flabbergasted that someone at the age of 50 could still chimney sweep. Suddenly, a man at the top of the chimney looked down upon them both and called out, "why are you talking to that man #204." The baby whimpered in fear and tried to tell him that he was trying to get the man to get out, but he failed to convince the man with glasses. The baby's chest began to burn and the man walked away, as Geron saw a brand on the child burning violently through him. He raced down the chimney with the child to Ember and the two panicked, while trying to figure out what was happening. The baby died and the others returned from the ice cream shop, where they shared all of the information they'd learned. Roger asked the boy if he also had the brand the dead baby had, so he lifted his shirt, revealing one on his chest. Roger identified it as the brand of an old one used for transmogrification, although he struggled to discern which old one. They left the cathedral and immediately saw wolves running around rampaging through the streets. Suddenly the boy starting convulsing, prompting Roger and April to try calm him down, but they failed to help him, as his limbs broke and readjusted into the shape of a wolf. Putting two and two together, the Moss Boiz realised that the wolves were the chimney sweeps and they were being experimented on by the church. April rushed to the ice cream shop to help the vendor, who was being attacked by a wolf that snuck into his shop. They beat it up together and April urged him to come to the cathedral for safety, but he refused to leave his shop, as his ice cream would melt without his magic, so they got into fight, but April struggled to do battle with a man shaped like an ice cream. The ice cream withheld his final blow and exclaimed, "my name is Walter Icecream White. I live at Number 1 Ice Cream Lane, Cathedral City, Neros. This is not an admission of guilt, I am an ice cream salesman." He closed a shutter door to his shop and began fighting a horde of wolves that entered through the front door, while demanding April leave. She ran away from the shop that had 'Icecreamberg' proudly written on the exterior of the shutter door. Altogether, the Moss Boiz defended themselves against the wolves, not wanting to kill them, since they now knew the truth. For a split second, Geron Andur caught a glimpse of a man on top of the cathedral, so he climbed up from the outside and scaled the entire building (much to the shock of Roger Heart, as that was the most athletic thing he's since this aging man do). At the top, Geron found no one, so he entered the room directly below the rooftop and investigated its dark recesses. Eventually, he found a steel door that had a turn wheel for a handle, so he cautiously entered it. He found himself in a massive iron chamber with a massive glass plane suspended about 15 feet in the air. On the other side was a laboratory and a well lit room, that projected a figure towards Geron that was nothing but shadow, save for the shine off of his lenses - it had to be the same man from earlier. Geron yelled at him for answers with an array of insults, but the figure chuckled and said, "you truly don't have any class, do you? Where are you from?" Geron answered, "Visvara!" The man replied, "I've heard of that place. It's barbaric." Andur snapped back, "it's home." The man walked away in the safety of his lab, shocking the Moss Boiz, because all the villainous people he'd met before had a funny little quirk about them, but this guy was just a genuinely evil man who didn't reveal anything about his plans - he began to believe that he was out of his league. Several doors in the chambers opened slightly, releasing wolves into the room, so Geron jumped up to the glass and started smashing his fist against it, but to no avail, so he got a torch out and stood there for a while trying to melt through it. Eventually, he threw the torch to the wolves that were jumping up at him and smashed his way through the melting glass into the laboratory room, where he couldn't comprehend anything that was going on in the room. Meanwhile, Roger and April were trying to bring Russel the Chimney Sweep back to his senses, but he was too far gone. Ultimately, they had to flee from the fight completely, as they were outnumbered and unwilling to battle, so they jumped into the cathedral, where Ember started muttering, "what if I just stabbed him in the eye?" to herself, as she started walking in a straight line into a staircase. Slightly fearful, without any other direction to go in, the other Moss Boiz followed Ember, as she reached the penultimate floor and walked straight through a hallway into a laboratory, where they reunited with Geron Andur.
==== Chapter 15: The She-Viper ====
Altogether, the Moss Boiz headed to the roof to look for the mysterious man Geron saw earlier, but they couldn't find anyone, instead, they witnessed how the wolves had completely overrun Cathedral City's streets below. Investigating the scenery some more, the party saw that there was a castle just peering over a forest, which they were easily able to walk to from the connected rooftops. They dropped down to the forest, which had fewer wolves roaming around it, so they had a relatively easy time getting through it. Eventually, they caught up to the main footpath from where they'd barged in from and found a fork in the road, going left, middle and right. Geron suggested that they all split up and reconvene at the start of the split later on; Roger and April didn't like this plan, but didn't want to seem like cowards, so they agreed to it, but secretly hid behind Geron from a distance, as he walked down the right path, meanwhile Ember walked down the left path on her own without consulting the others. Independently, Geron found himself at a dead-end with three tall stone walls surrounding him. Just as he was about to leave, three wolves jumped down from atop and began slowly approaching him, while growling. Thinking fast on his feet, Geron threw his rations over the wolves and started to sidle around them, but they devoured the rations in seconds, so he was only able to edge around them slightly. Seeing no other option, he took out his rapier and sliced at two of them, killing one of the wolves in one swing. The remaining two, became distressed, so he took the opportunity to kill the one he wounded, before bending down to the last one and forcefully petting it to signal his dominance over them. Afterwards, he started returning to the start to find the others, but didn't notice Roger and April, who were now panicking. April disguised herself as a villager called farmer John that Roger had apparently met and was trying to help. Their story was that farmer John, who was on the middle path, but lived closer to the right path, had lost his three wolves and Roger was trying to help him, but this ultimately didn't interest Geron who continued back to find April, so she ran back into the bushes and emerged as her normal self, claiming to have just found farmer John and returned all of his wolves to him. Geron understandably got a strange vibe from the recent events, considering how fast this situation was getting resolved, so, suspicious of this "farmer John" character, he pursued him through the bushes, ending up in the middle path, where he found an open space with a rock with a line of chalk on it in the centre. Roger made a silent image of farmer John, so that he could exist alongside himself and April, but Geron started walking over towards him, in an attempt to grab him, so Roger set him on fire with a firebolt, while dismissing the silent image. Geron hurriedly patted the fire off and, in shock, asked Roger why he just did that - to which he had no sufficient answer. April then began convincing that farmer John never existed and that Geron was just making it up, which went somewhat well, until she mentioned that it was actually farmer John who set Geron on fire, which sent the man into a spiral of insanity, not knowing what was real and what wasn't. Seeing his inner-turmoil, Roger came clean and told him the truth, which created a divide between him and his two companions, knowing they'd lie and psychologically torture him for their petty benefits. Andur returned to the start from the middle path and began walking down the left path, with a guilty Roger and April following from behind. The path was quiet, although the plant life was getting noticeably more wild, as the party were getting further in, pushing their way through rogue branches and bushes. Eventually, they reached a small set of stone stairs that led up to a massive stone square, about 50 feet by 50 feet. The stone slabs had moss and weeds growing between them and many were cracked or completely broken, in addition, a thick 2 meter long stone bed was placed the centre of it. On the opposite side of the square was a simple walk down to another path too, but before going down it, Geron wanted to check their surroundings, so he attempted to reach out to a nearby tree to climb up it and see how close they were to the castle, but just as he was about to touch it, large vines shot across the edge of the stone square, creating a thick plant cage. A screech echoed from beyond the barrier, as a giant green snake-like creature made of vegetation slithered from the East edge of the square, revealing that it had already captured Ember. April opened by launching eldritch blasts at the beast, while Geron sneaked along it and jumped on its back, while slicing at its head with his rapier. The snake spat out two large pods next to April and Roger (who was taking a smoking break), so the latter decided to take a bite out of it, only to get a mouthful of acid. Geron's assault on the viper's head caused it to drop Ember, so April tried to cushion her fall with the pod, but she gripped it too hard and it burst in her hands, covering them in acid, resulting in Ember smashing into the ground and breaking her left arm. The viper continued to slither around the edge of the square, trying to shake off Geron, but to no avail, allowing Roger and April to throw as many firebolts and eldritch blasts as they could. Suddenly, Heart felt a tremor beneath him as the viper's tail burst up from below and launched him into the air, but he managed to use it to his advantage and land on the viper's back, where he joined Andur in attacking its defenceless head, but April and Ember were then shot at by more pods, which involuntarily exploded nearby them both. April was able to quickly clean herself of the acid to continue attacking the viper from below, but the acid began burning up Ember's defenceless right-side. After a good while of bashing, slicing, and attempting to eat the viper's acidic insides, Andur and Heart decided to pile drive the snake after being thrown back a bit, so they ran along the viper's back as it began to turn in on itself and leaped off of it to grab its head. Andur fell off and plummeted into the ground, but Roger got a firm grasp of it and dragged the monster's head into the ground with a loud bang. Dust was launched into the sky and the sheer impact of its head colliding with the ground sent the rest of its body up and back down around the vine barrier, breaking it completely. A brief moment of calm was felt before the viper's body began drying and shrivelling up; rapidly, it began to rot and crumble into the ground, as a large pod by its head in the middle of the square was all that was left of it. The Moss Boiz kept their distance from it, while April shot an eldritch blast at it, but as it collided with the pod, it exploded violently and, instead of acid, blood burst out of the pod and the head of a young woman rolled to their feet; understandably, shock and horror welled up within the three of them, realising that the villain they're chasing down must have had a hand in transmogrifying this woman. They returned to Ember's body that was in poor shape, so April Turtleneck started wrapping nearby plant life around her burns, until Geron Andur frantically stopped her, after realising that she could've been doing more damage than good with the unknown and possibly harmful vegetation. He searched around himself for better solutions and found an aloe-vera-like plant that he used the insides of to soothe Ember's acidic burns, then used the dock leaves to wrap them up. Despite her having a clear pulse and heartbeat, April and Roger believed she was a lost cause and that they should bury her and pay their respects. Done with their bullshit, Geron single-handedly carried Ember onwards along the path, as the others followed behind. They reached a long and tall bridge nearby a waterfall that overlooked a deep 100 foot drop down into a river. The bridge led up to the castle, but along it was a lone nun using magic to fight back a horde of wolves. April and Roger blast out an eldritch blast and firebolt, respectively, to thin out the horde, while Geron Andur slashed at a few with his blade. The nun thanked them in a thick southern accent that juxtaposed the ones they'd be hearing up until recently, then used her resting magic, to instantly freshen up the party. After displaying her powers, Roger threatened to kidnap her, so she ran away, while Geron stopped his companion from using his magic to stop her. They continued towards the castle, where they observed its exterior for entry points. They couldn't feasibly climb to any of its windows, as the mist from the waterfall made its surfaces too slippery and the windows were too high up and far apart. The front door was easily accessible, but likely dangerous, so they formulated a plan to lie their way in. Andur and Heart hid on either side of the door, while April disguised herself as a little orphan chimney sweep boy. Turtleneck knocked on the door and after a moment, a young pale woman answered it and, April explained the he was just a little orphan chimney sweep called Vivian Cheeseberg and he got scared and wanted to come to the castle. The girl saw straight through the disguise, because the chimney sweeps didn't have names and wouldn't dare tell their superiors one they gave themselves, but she let him in anyways and very blatantly invited the others as well. The Moss Boiz continued to act as if she didn't see through them, with April continuing to masquerade as a little chimney sweep (although she'd apparently changed sexes mid-conversation and was calling herself Vanessa), while the other two tip-toed behind her. The pale woman took them to a table in the middle of the room with four cups and a teapot, then introduced herself as Mavis. The jig was finally up for the party, but Geron Andur scoffed and cooly asked, "how did you know we were here?", with a roguish smile. to which Mavis answered, "you were discussing your plan of infiltration right outside my door." Mavis knew from a man called Griffin that the Moss Boiz were from Visvara and urged them to go home, as they had no real stake in what was going on in Cathedral City, but they relented this notion and wanted to know the truth behind what was happening here. Clearly undeterred, Mavis thought it best to kill them now as an act of mercy, instead of letting them be tortured by Griffin, so she placed her teacup down and began to convulse on the floor, as her bones and limbs began to stretch, snap, and reposition. She grew larger in size and a natural suit of armour grew around her body, along with two black angel wings. Along with the demonic armour, a sword also protruded from her arm, as she raised it towards the party to fight. Her supernatural abilities made her a tough enemy and her ability to counter any magic attacks made at her, proved to be tasking for April and Roger. At one point, April got increasingly desperate and opened the box of bran flakes she acquired at Sigi's Moving Shed. Within it was a small little creature that exclaimed, "finally! I'm free!", before absorbing half of April Turtleneck's life force and running away. Ultimately, Mavis was defeated despite her power and her body began to convulse again as she laid on the floor in her normal form, unconscious. 
==== Chapter 16: Adagio for Strings ====
Ember woke up in the castle beside the other Moss Boiz who were standing over the unconscious body of Mavis. She inspected the injuries she had sustained while unconscious and ended up lashing out her frustrations on Mavis by killing her. Instantly, April and Roger started blaming her condition on Geron, however he was able to overpower their lies with fact and logic, creating an even disparity amongst the Moss Boiz, nevertheless their quest needed to continue, so they investigated the entrance room of the castle and found a painting at the top of the stairs before it separated onto the top floor. The painting was of a group of knights posed together valiantly and underneath them were a set of numbered rolling pins beneath the word "ADAGIO". Roger and Ember tried different number combinations but none of them worked, while Geron and April started exploring the upstairs areas of the castle. Geron found a headless and legless statue with its arms spread out, angelically, with writing saying to "look carefully at the highest point, there you will find an answer," then he continued down the corridors and found a closet with a green key in it; meanwhile, April found several corridors then a set of stairs that pulled down and led up to an attic. There was a mural on the ceiling of two eyes that seemed to follow her as they moved around the room. There was a window in the attic that looked outside from the highest point of the castle, but the rest of the room was primarily full of old garbage, however there was a blue glass crystal there too that she decided to take. After several more failed attempts at solving the rolling pin puzzle, Roger and Ember decided to explore the ground floor more by going through two different doors on the left of the room. Ember made her way through an art room and saw a large mannequin positioned like the letter E alongside a canvas with the number 2 on it, in addition, she found a backroom with a yellow paint bucket, which she took. Roger Heart found a little show room with a stage and several props behind a curtain beyond it that had an incongruous red glass crystal amongst them that he decided to take, as he continued through another door within it that led down another corridor. The four Moss Boiz continued to aimlessly search around founding little items and rooms that seemed to be loosely connected, but with not enough information to connect them all: Geron found a small room with a statue of a woman holding two books with holes in them, as well as an entry point to the chimney that had the corpses of several chimney sweeps at the bottom of it; April found a room with a blank typewriter in it, which she started using to write her biography in, as well as a bedroom with an orange key in it, and a room with three stained glass windows that had the symbols 'T' '=' 'F' on them; Roger found a path blocked by a broken pipe releasing high pressure hot water that he couldn't get past; Ember found a blue key in a toilet full of century old piss that she had to dunk her hand into. Roger started looking around for a boiler room of some kind to release the pressure in the pipes, but found two different rooms with typewriters, but one had a torn page from some kind of diary, "Fourth day of second moon - When Mostyn was first turned, he attacked his companions mindlessly and couldn't even recognise me anymore, but the potion left in the witch's lair allowed him to reclaim his mind, at least temporarily and perhaps it would've been better if he hadn't at all. He never took off the armour and couldn't bring himself to look at or be near me, deeming his new form as hideous, and despising himself for the scratch he gave me on my arm. He lives in the castle now - away from me.", and the other had a book titled, "The Five Knights of Neros", with a tassel sewed to a page, signifying a bookmark, with a highlighted passage, "Statues of the five knights are spread throughout the land in honour of the great heroes. Their common positioning is symbolic of their legends, but also, fittingly, their dates of death, as such the positioning of Mostyn has been debated over the years, with some monuments even going so far as to not include him, with many arguing that his controversy tarnishes the legacy of the five knights. If Mostyn is included and described to have died last, it puts their leader, front and centre with the holy hero's sword. However, many believe that the monk being last will have him closer to the East, which would have him closer to his place of origin, which works in tandem with the placement Harkin the Barbarian in the far West being closer to their place of birth. In my personal opinion, I prefer Mostyn not being included, as there's speculation whether or not he's even dead at all, furthermore, it places the magic Druid adjacent to his wife, the paladin." None of it made sense on its own, but Heart held onto these notes as he continued searching. On April's end, she found four knight statues positioned strangely as if they were meant to be holding something, but despite her best efforts to figure out what they were for, she gave up and left the room. Geron found several rooms on his perusal of the castle (a library and several more corridors), but then found the knight's quarters, where he found several sets of armour and longswords. It seemed somewhat unsuspecting, but as he began to approach a door on the opposite end of the room, he sensed a presence within as a suit of armour began to move and approach him. It attacked and mortally wounded him with an insane amount of damage, so he ran away and up the stairs, but the knight pursued him, so he used the opportunity to trick it and kick the knight down the chimney he found earlier. Meanwhile, Ember found the boiler room and told Roger Heart about it as she passed him, so he went in and turned a wheel inside it, which made a sound within the walls of pressure being released, so he went into the room from earlier, finding a strange staff with a floating blue orb at the top of it that slunk back to its original position when an attempt to move it was made. April decided to make a duplicate of herself with her magic to give one of the others the orange key she found, while she explored a beautiful outdoor terrace area, with a great view of the nearby waterfall. On a table on the terrace was a pair of gauntlets with an empty stained teacup beside it. They looked badass, so she took them with her, as she made her way to downstairs to the original entrance room. April's duplicate got the orange key to Ember downstairs, who had conveniently just found the door that required it. It was a completely marble room, with a marble door on the other end, so she went through it and found a luxurious living room area. Above a fireplace was a sword with a light green hue on the blade being held up on a mantle, which looked cool, so Ember took it off and went back into the marble room only to find that the exit was locked and the ceiling was now descending on top of her. She ran back into the living room and put the sword back, discovering that moving it caused the trap mechanism to start, so she began looking around for ways to unlock the exit, ultimately finding a biscuit tin with a strange-shaped key in it and a note saying, "T=5". She unlocked the marble room's exit with the strange key and took the sword with her. Roger Heart returned to the main entrance room, reuniting with April Turtleneck, resulting in the two sharing their findings with one another. They both realised that they had different coloured glass crystals that seemed pretty important, so they looked around in the Western side of the upstairs, finding a room with a statue of a woman holding two books with holes in them (something Geron had previously found too). Their red and blue crystals perfectly slotted in to the statue's holes, consequently causing its mouth to unhinge and open, revealing a purple key hiding inside, so the pair continued looking around for what that opened. Meanwhile, Ember headed to the Western side of the castle, finding Geron, who'd just found the message "G=4" in a bathroom and was forced to watch a YLYL from a strange little goblin that he decided to take with him. They quickly shared their findings then parted again, with Ember instantly finding a blue key in a storage closet, then seeing Geron run right past her in panic, as the knight that was pursuing him had apparently broken free from the chimney hole and was chasing him. They both ran upstairs and got to the library, where the others were about to unlock a purple door inside it, so they all went in it together. It was a balcony area looking out on a beautiful night sky with a gold key trapped in a magically sealed glass case laid on top of a metal table, in addition, a die glowing the same red colour as the case was placed, so April Turtleneck picked it up. Suddenly she heard a new voice in her head saying, "pick a number on the die". Reluctantly, she said 6 and rolled it: it landed on 1 and lost a side, where the voice asked, "pick a number on the die" again, so she picked 2 and it landed on 1, losing another side. The voice asked the same question, so April chose 4 and the die landed on 4, resulting in the die to drain her life for four hit points, before asking, "pick a number on the die", again. She now understood the rules of the game being that she had to pick a number, then not get that result on her roll. She continued, picking 2 and then 1 to get to the two-sided die without taking any damage. Everyone watched in anticipation as she chose 1, acknowledging that she'd take less damage if she went with a smaller number, but it landed on 1, so she chose it again and again, but the die kept landing on 1. After four more attempts, she finally got the die to land on 2, causing the die to evaporate along with the magic seal on the case. They took the gold key and went through the other door in the library, as Geron had noticed earlier that it required it. Inside was a study room with a medallion attached to a looped chain with a fancy flower emblem on it. April put the necklace on without any hesitation and Ember pressed a button on the top of it, opening the locket up and revealing an engraving that read, "D=6". Roger looked at the notes in the room and found another page from the diary, "Twenty-second day of the first moon - Several months have passed since Mostyn took the potion and his companions tell me he's becoming more animalistic, however more of his real characteristics seem to be persisting this time, although they're not ones that bring me hope or joy. They tell me things like how he gets increasingly worried about losing his helmet or that he'll do things as simple as avoid rooms with typewriters... I assume to avoid me." All the Moss Boiz then ran downstairs and looked in whatever rooms they could find that they hadn't searched yet. Roger Heart and Ember found a green key in a supply closet, but they already had one, so they dunked it in the latter's yellow paint bucket, where they felt something else clink within it. Ember submerged her hand in the paint and found that a yellow key was inside it the entire time (cleaning it of any paint just to make sure). The pair gave it to the other pair and continued looking around the area, until they began hearing ominous metallic foot stomps once again. Geron immediately ran upstairs and April followed and they headed towards the Eastern part of the building. Roger and Ember tried to follow too, but the knight appeared before them and instantly put the dragonborn in critical condition with just one swing of his sword. For a moment, Ember considered leaving him to die after hearing what he did to her, so she walked away hearing, "I hate you!!!", from Roger, who was reeling on the floor in pain. The knight turned to the dying bard and lifted its sword, but then the Bartholomew Blade swung at it from beneath, forcing it to dodge backwards. Ember returned to save her companion, who told her to knock his helmet off, since this knight was most likely Mostyn according to what he'd read from the diary entries. Despite both of them having stocky builds, Ember still had superior speed, allowing her to catch the knight off guard and knock their helmet off, before grabbing Roger and carrying him over to the others on the other side of the building to be healed. Meanwhile, Geron and April had managed to find three connected rooms with the yellow key. In another study room, April found a note with "E(E) - M = O" on it, while Geron found a round table with a battle axe behind one of the chairs. At this point, Ember had caught up with Roger in tow and the three of them started helping Roger stabilise. They then headed to a room with four statues of knights, that Roger realised had something to do with "The Five Knights of Neros" book he had, wherein, they had to match the weapons they had collected with the correct statue. The book never gave a specific order of the statues, but offered clues based on where the missing fifth one would be positioned. They managed to correctly assign the statues (from left to right: axe, staff, sword, gauntlets), which caused them to violently shake before exploding. The ash from the explosion formed a message on the wall behind the statues reading "A = I + F". The party reviewed all of the clues they'd found in the castle and deduced that they could probably solve the "ADAGIO" puzzle in the entrance room now (A = 7, D = 6, G = 4, I = 2, O = 1). They input the code, revealing a secret door behind the painting with a stone spiral staircase heading downwards. The staircase was tight and compact, until they descended low enough, where a railing appeared and they seemed to come down from a hole in the ceiling of a massive open cavern connected to the castle with an intense drop down around the stairs. The cavern is full of cages suspended in the air by chains: inside them are some wolves and others just have unchanged chimney sweeps in them, some look starved and/or dead. Roger announced that he would save all of these kids and even got a very faint and distant "woohoo!" from one of the starving kids. Below them was a bridge with torches at even intervals reaching towards a steel door with an iron grating. They approached it and eavesdropped on a conversation on the other side between two people that two of the Moss Boiz separately recognised. One voice was the priest Roger listened to a speech from the day before and the other was the shadowy figure Geron attempted to pursue, presumably Griffin.
*P:	"It seems rather evident that you’ve perfected the execution of Bela’s brand. Well done."
* G: 	"Thank you, my holiness. Although there is something I’d like to ask you about. This Tara woman…"
*P:	"The nun, what of her?"
* G:	"Is she to be trusted?"
*P:	"She delivered to us, my… assailant and her magic has proved quite useful to us."
*G:	"Yet she remains a stranger to us all."
*P:	"Are you questioning my judgment?"
*G:	"M- my apologies, my holiness. I’m just distrusting of her for both of our sakes."
*P:	"Should a situation arise, you’re free to turn her into one of your little she-viper experiments. Does that appease you? Very well. Now I’m returning to the ports, now that my wounds have healed. Preparations for Bela’s summoning are complete, yes?"
*G:	"Indeed, my holiness. Should I tell your daughter to go too?"
*P:	"No, Griffin, the less Mavis knows the better about this, the better."
*G:	"Of course, my holiness. May fortune be with you."
A door inside the room is opened and closed shortly after, but only one set of footsteps is heard, so the Moss Boiz burst in without a moment's hesitation with their war cries and battle faces ready, but they can't see anyone inside. They looked around the around the room confused, until they noticed a pair of glasses had been placed on the table in the middle of this meeting room seemingly out of nowhere. They then began to hear convulsing, retching, and cracking bones echoing throughout the room, as the table suddenly flipped over and a monstrous caw burst out. Suddenly, they felt the air in the room approach them suddenly. They moved into random spaces, in an attempt to dodge this unknown attack, resulting in Geron and Ember being thrown against the wall. Frantically, they began trying to fight an invisible enemy, but they were little to no clues to its whereabouts, especially since it was moving around the room with incredible speed, but, through a fluke, April was able to hit it by randomly firing eldritch blasts, allowing Ember to discern its position and throw the rest of the yellow paint at the enemy. The creature's form was similar to a more humanoid griffin, allowing Heart to use hold person on it for them all to start pummelling it to death. After several hits, the enemy fell to the ground and began to return into its normal form, Griffin, but he went into a hysteria about not allowing his face to be seen or his identity, so he grabbed Roger's wrist and jammed his fingers into his wrist, forcing him to cast fire bolt on his face, killing and burning his face off. In shock and horror, the Moss Boiz just stared blankly at the villain's corpse.
==== Chapter 17: The Destroyer====
After kicking Griffin's corpse, the party investigated the door on the opposite side of the room that the priest had presumably gone through, finding a staircase leading to a dock within a cavern that connected to the river below the castle. Immediately, they started searching for the priest in the area, but only found dead ends and a bunch of suspicious mushrooms that Roger collected and gave to Ember, who immediately ate them. Meanwhile, Geron and April had come to the conclusion that the priest likely took a boat and went down the river, thence meaning that they'd need to steal the only other boat, a large ship used for transporting fruits, by the docks and sail it towards the city. Unfortunately, the only person who knew how to sail a ship was paralysed from the mushroom she just ate, so they threw her in and the rest of Moss Boiz started running around yanking and pulling different objects, trying to get it to move, while Ember laid on the floor watching them, screaming internally. Somehow, they managed to get it out the docks, despite hitting every imaginable surface, and onto the river, where Roger spotted a deer looking at him from within the forest. He shot a fire bolt at it and it set on fire, before running around and setting a nearby tree on fire too. A bunch of local fauna started fleeing in terror as the whole area started burning down, but it wasn't really in the Moss Boiz's interest to help, so they just continued to sail away. Eventually, they saw a rickety bridge high up above the river with two figures on it. As their ship went under it, they jumped down and landed in front of them - it was the nun who healed them earlier and the woman in the red leather jacket. The nun cured Ember's ailment and revealed that the two of them were heroes of legend in disguise: the nun was Ara, a legendary cleric, who was a classic member of the West Side Boiz, and the lady in the red leather jacket was Loz, the vampire monster hunter. Loz explained that they'd been called into contact by a close "informant", who told them that an old enemy, Farkensaw Rugal, was possibly disguising himself as the leader of a religious cult in Neros. Loz, despite having made peace with her quest for revenge, after running out of clues to her nemesis' whereabouts, came to confirm the rumour, alongside Ara who also came to investigate the supernatural, old one related rituals that were supposedly taking place too. Ara explained that Rugal was setting out to absorb the Old One, Bela's, power, while summoning him, and that it was their mission to stop him, but since they're here, it'd be wise to join forces. They brought the boat around to the main city, where they saw a massive headless, well toned statue of a male physique rising out of the water with chains wrapped around its outstretched arms. This statue was Bela in his sealed form and a small red sphere above the city's main clock tower was presumably Rugal unearthing it. Ara explained that they and Loz would venture to the docks and begin the ritual to re-ensnare Bela, while the party disrupted Rugal's summon. They nodded at each other and parted ways, as they berthed the ship. Without any hesitation on morals, Ember slaughtered her way through the wolves to get to the clock tower, forming a path for the others to follow. They entered and raced their way up to the top, eventually reaching the clock tower's bell room. A loft hatch was placed at the end of the room, so they pulled it down and ascended, where they found a glowing red orb floating above the clock tower, that now had a symbol drawn on it with thick chalk. Within the orb, they could make out the figure of a robed man, so Geron picked up one of the floor tiles and chucked it at it. The tile banged on the orb and the figure within turned around and started shaking his fist saying, "ay up! Stop that!" So the others all started doing the same, ultimately causing the orb to break. From the orb fell the priest Roger Heart saw giving a speech when they first arrived in Neros, confusing him, since Loz had apparently killed him. The identity of the priest grew more interesting as he spoke distinctly Visvaran and not like everyone else they'd met in Neros, so they demanded to know who he was. While getting up off of the ground, the priest revealed that he originally was from Visvara, and that his name was Farkensaw Rugal. Having finally found a kindred spirit, Geron extended a hand for a handshake, which Rugal partook in, but the former betrayed the bond of a handshake and said, "you're not evil. You're batshit insane!" then threw Rugal into the centre of the roof (like how Raiden threw Senator Armstrong in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance). Combat initiated and the Moss Boiz prepared themselves to fight, but as soon as Rugal landed on the ground he rolled back a thrusted his fist forward into Geron Andur's stomach, winding him for a second, while April shot an eldritch blast at him to distract him. It missed, but Geron managed to attack from below and catch him by surprise, which then got followed up by Ember's swing of the Belenus Blade. The pair thought they'd done an insane amount of critical damage, but the vampire just stood there and scoffed, saying, "please", and preparing another attack. Roger Heart immediately attempted to use hold person on the enemy, which seemed like it worked for a second until Rugal revealed he had a magic resistance to it, terrifying the dragonborn, who pleaded to know why he was doing this. Rugal explained that he wanted to steal Bela's power to cure a magic ailment his daughter, Mavis, had become sickened by. Stupidly, April let it slip that they killed her, resulting in him stopping his goofy little Visvaran demeanour to ominously ask, "what?", before charging to punch her, then using his extra attack to bite Geron, draining his blood and putting him in critical condition. Witnessing true terror, April retaliated by hitting the vampire with and eldritch blast and Ember swung the Belenus Blade into Rugal again, but it hardly seemed to do anything to him. Narrowly, Ember dodged the vampire's bite, before it began racing towards Roger Heart with his arm prepared to punch. The dragonborn prepared his weapon to fight back, but the vampire's monstrous speed broke past Roger's bardic debilitation and his fist collided with their face with enough force to push him off of the rooftop. The Moss Boiz watched in horror as their companion fell to his death and smashed into the floor without a chance to say goodbye to his friends. Horrified, full of despair, and terrified of the monster before them, April and Ember fought frantically against Rugal however they could. All seemed lost and the end of the Moss Boiz drew ever closer, until Geron Andur managed to stand up against the vampire once more, wilfully invigored by the death of his ally. The three heroes surrounded the vampire and used an impressive display of teamwork to combine their attacks without letting him get a bite or slash in. In one final bout, April Turtleneck blasted the monster back with her eldritch magic, which was followed up by a sneak attack from Geron at his legs, and with one final critical slash, Ember forced Rugal off of the edge with her Belenus Blade and the three of them watched as he plummeted into the ground the same way their friend did. The chalk symbol blew off of the roof tiles and the party stood atop the clock tower, bloodied and beaten, taking in the view of Bela in the sky. Several glowing sky blue chains rocketed out of the sea and re-ensnared Bela and slowly began to pull the statue Old One back in, as it let out an animalistic groan. The party descended the clock tower and found that Roger's corpse was missing, but before they could investigate, they saw Rugal's body begin to twitch and contort, before rising up again in a series of demonic spasms. As he stood up with his head down, slowly extending his spine, he bellowed, "this won’t stop me, I’ll just get back on that roof and do this all over again, after I kill you a–!!!” His announcement was interrupted by a stake erupting through his chest, as Loz revealed herself, saying, "cathartic", as her nemesis died and fell to the ground by her feet. Along with Loz was Ara and a large, heavily armoured figure carrying a body. As the latter came closer to the moonlight before the Moss Boiz the skeletal knight revealed he was carrying an alive and sleeping Roger Heart, who'd been magically revived by Ara. The sun begins to rise, as the party return to the boat they stole and load it with their belongings. Before they left, Ara pointed out Geron's compass ring that was pointing directly toward them and asked him if he got it from Sigismund. Andur confirmed their suspicion, telling them that he got it when he asked Sigismund to help him cure his father's late-on-set HIV, so he was then given a potion from Ara's pocket, explaining that drinking it fully can cure one person of any non-magic disease or illness. Geron thanked the West Side Boi for their help and the two parties parted ways at the port.
====Chapter 18: Callous Cure====
As the Moss Boiz entered the ship, they instantly collapsed and fell asleep after an intense day of adventure. Ember, Roger, and Geron woke up late in the afternoon to a quiet, yet sombre Cathedral City, as it was still full of wolves and what survivors were left still had to fend for themselves. Regardless, the Moss Boiz had done all they could to help and set off for home. The three split up and investigated the ship and discovered it was some sort of tomato shipping boat, as the bottom deck was just full of crates of tomatoes and it didn't have any weapons like cannons or anything. Fortunately, Ember found a world map and found Neros. It about a week's journey back to Visvara, however Geron urged that they port in Uadelheim, so that he could see his father and give him the medicine, which she agreed to do. Under Captain Ember's instructions, the Moss Boiz stole some more supplies from nearby abandoned shops and set sail back home. On their third day of travel, Geron had scouted another ship on the horizon and it seemed to have spotted them too, as it was quickly approaching. As they approached, Ember recognised them as the Dixie Normus Pirates, a rival crew that would constantly be at odds with Ember's, as a result, she decided to hide under deck with April, who was asleep, so that they'd just assume the ship was just a simple run of the mill tomato carrier. Unfortunately, Roger Heart and Geron Andur are stupid and ended up implying that they were holding suspicious cargo, even though they genuinely only had tomatoes, which ended with them getting into an argument with the Dixie Normus Pirates lawyer, Law Yer, who decided to send a giant cyclops on board their ship to investigate. The cyclops went under deck and searched the tomato rooms, but woke up April who instantly shot an eldritch blast at it, which missed, but provoked it, causing it to start attacking her. Ember jumped out from her hiding place to help kill the cyclops by slashing at it, while April fired an electric witch bolt into its eye, killing it, however, Roger and Geron were now being accosted, because Beatrice, the beloved Dixie Normus Pirates cyclops, hadn't returned after some time. Dixie Normus herself came up and demanded to know what was taking so long, so Roger flexed his muscles and charmed the pirate, getting her all hot and flustered at the gold dragonborn. The two of them were invited on board by Normus to look at her treasure, an attempt to try impress Roger Heart, who just wanted to try steal it and put it on their ship. She stepped into her treasure room and began explaining her wild adventures across the seas, while Roger and Geron stood outside it and tried to hit her around the head with a great club. Unfortunately, there was a magic barrier around the treasure room, that blocked the attack, so the dragonborn, apologised to the heartbroken Dixie Normus and proceeded to burn down her entire ship with his dragon's breath. The two Moss Boiz fled the ship and urged the others to set sail, as they continued homeward, as Dixie Normus laid down in her ship with her heart betrayed and was immersed in flames alongside with her ship. They sailed far North along Visvara to reach Uadelheim, after another four days of travel, where they immediately went to the Slums to find Geron Andur's father; nevertheless, the Moss Boiz went to a local pub to get some grub, after eating nothing but tomatoes, bread, and whatever supplies they could steal from the abandoned shops for seven days, but the local food of Andur's hometown was too alien and inedible for them all. They had been give a strange liquidy stew[?] of brown colour that no one knew what it was. The bartender came from the toilets, when he presented it and it stunk like hell. April and Roger didn't trust it, so Geron scranned both of their plates gleefully. The bartender, Lloyd Gurnash, caught up with Andur about what had been going on back home and it was evident that the earthquake didn't change much in terms of Uadelheim's society, as it pretty much looks and acts exactly the same, although a few people did get squashed to death by buildings and rooves, but - again - that's also pretty normal. The Moss Boiz left the pub, where they saw a man with a massive dent in his skull; when he turned around, Geron instantly recognised him as one of his two best friends, Gazza, who had seemingly been bludgeoned after the earthquake and now suffering from short term memory loss. Fortunately he still remember his friend and apparently where his father lived, so he took him over, leaving the rest of the Moss Boiz to explore. Geron and Gazza went around the maze-like slums of Uadelheim and eventually reached Ivan Noclu Andur's house, where Geron decided to go in alone. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a typical angry old man shouting from the other side telling him to bugger off. Geron confirmed it was him, a fact his father didn't really seem to care about, but agreed to let him in anyway. The house was dimly lit and his father had slowly retreated into his well lived in chair without so much as looking at his son. Geron announced to his dad that he'd travelled across Visvara and all the way to Neros to get him a cure for his late on set HIV, while presenting the potion to him. The son handed the potion to his father and without fanfare or thanks, Ivan drank the potion and continued to sit in his chair doing nothing. Geron grit his teeth and left the house, walking aimlessly throughout the streets until stopping and sitting on some steps. His quest was fulfilled, the purpose for his pain and suffering with the Moss Boiz was apparently finished - but there was an emptiness, yet Geron Andur expected no less and had long accepted this outcome as fate. Endless thoughts yet a void of emotion attacked his mind, until a someone begins to walk down the steps behind him, asking, "what do you think makes us who we are?" At first, Andur looked back about to insult them for talking 'gobshite', until he instantly recognised them. They continued, "Is it our purpose? Or our journeys?" To his surprise, Andur was looking at his old friend, Mitchell Reed, one of the most evil prison island inmates, and the two then sat together talking about their lives and what they had come across. Reed explained that he believe that "people are made of their journeys," and that he should forget about his asshole of a father and appreciate the experiences he had along the way that led him to this point where they could finally reconcile. Reed then encouraged him to stay in Uadelheim with him and rise as the Slum Kings together by killing the current one, Tony Grasshopper: they grabbed one another's forearms to seal the deal and shake on it. Meanwhile, Roger Heart and April Turtleneck immediately grew disdain for the locals for their unpredictability and general uncleanliness, while Ember immediately wandered off on her own and got lost, killing people who mildly inconvenienced her. A pickpocket in a pink, flowered bandana ended up stealing Roger's money bag so he gave chase and caught them with April only to find an old woman spouting gibberish, so they killed her, while moving forward avoiding as many people as possible, until they came across an incongruously elegant building with a dirty plaque on the outside. Roger cleaned it and it was apparently called the "Steelhouse Jailhouse". Outside the jailhouse, was a blind and deaf old dwarf man, so Roger just took him. Inside, they began to search around, where they came across several empty rooms in what was seemingly a courthouse. There was a set of cells in one room, where they saw a figure sat in the corner. They approached cautiously, expecting some kind of crazed lunatic, only to find a man slumped down drinking beers. He seemed chill and offered them a bottle, so they sat and chillaxed in the cell with him, without questioning anything. After a while, Ember wandered in and sat with them too, as the man introduced himself as Tony and explained that he was the Slum King and sells the drugs that the Shimada Clan give him around Uadelheim, although no one really cares about that title anymore and he just does it for the cash, which they thought was awesome; April didn't even believe the story to begin with though, as the Shimada Clan she knows would never deal drugs. Suddenly, Geron and Mitch came in and went to attack Tony, but they were stopped by April, Ember, and Roger, who had no idea what they were doing. Andur explained that he and Reed were going to become the true Slum Kings and reform Uadelheim, which spurred an argument between the two parties about morality and the will of the Moss Boiz as a group. Under everyone's radar, Reed killed Tony, so April and Roger charged to attack him, enraging Geron, so he attempted to defend him, but Roger cast froze person on him, forcing him to watch as Reed was burned alive by Roger, claiming this was for his own good and that the Moss Boiz were never the "good guys". Unfrozen, Geron furiously explained that Reed wasn't some random guy he had just met and thought was funny like Tony was for them, rather he was his childhood best friend and first love. April had a moment of guilt and Ember backed out the conversation with too many strong emotions in play, but Roger wouldn't back down. The boys argued endlessly about what was truly right, with Geron saying that every moment he's spent with Roger has been awful and that no one in the Moss Boiz even likes each other that much. The two began fighting with Heart's magic not connecting properly, while Geron was able to land some big hits, stopping at the moment when Roger said that he stuck with the Moss Boiz after his tribe was slaughtered, because they were the only people he could turn to in his moment of need. Geron retorted, saying that Roger's actions have made him lose too much and that the Moss Boiz were virtually terrorists; Heart denied he was a terrorist, but after a list of his criminal acts were listed to him, including human trafficking, something he was doing right now by kidnapping an old man, he admitted that "maybe" he was a terrorist. With that, Geron left the Moss Boiz and left the "Steelhouse Jailhouse" as an emptiness filled the building. With nothing else to do, they wrapped up Reed in a blanket and prepared to go to a nearby police station to cash in the reward. Geron wandered through the streets of Uadelheim aimlessly, until he bumped into Gazza, who was murmuring something about hanging his friends. Andur listened to him ramble then began to realise that to truly enact change in Uadelheim he'd have to deal with the drug smuggling problem with the Shimada Clan, so he decided to return to the Moss Boiz, due to April Turtleneck's connections. He caught up to them on their way out of Uadelheim, then informed that there was a closer police station South East of there and that they could get to South Visvara faster through the Western Floodgate tunnel. Without argument or beratement, the Moss Boiz followed him to the next town. They reach a small village and dropped the body on the reception desk at the police station, saying it was Mitchell Reed, but because the body was burned, they couldn't identify the body without a magic user and no one there was one, so they had to call for a specialist elsewhere to come, which could take a day or two. Not wanting to waste more time, Roger Heart identified it, but the officer didn't trust him, since he had to get someone who definitely wasn't biased, so they stared at the officer with malintent. 
=== Season 4: Goblin King Triumphant ===
==== Chapter 19: Moss Blood ====
Exhausted, the Moss Boiz tread south along the snow covered land of North Visvara, away from a burning town with nothing to say. They mutually agreed to not discuss what occurred during their time in and around Uadelheim: instead, they decided to make their way to the tunnel beyond a great forest that acted as a shortcut the Western Floodgate; unfortunately, a snowstorm approached as they headed south, so their advancement through the forest became increasingly turbulent. Unbeknownst to the others, Ember had somehow gotten lost from the others at some point, but upon noticing this, Geron found that the other two had walked off deeper into the forest without him too. April immediately after being left to her own devices triggered an oddly placed trap within the forest that sent a log with spikes in it at her. She narrowly dodged it, not being directly impaled and killed by it, but her shoulder still got caught in it, causing some severe bleeding. Meanwhile, Geron wandered through the forest looking for the others, only to suddenly come across a brown bear eating something while facing a tree. Conscious not to disturb the animal, the rogue snuck around them and eventually found them at a dead end in the forest path, where they were soon reunited with Roger Heart, who'd done a good job at noticing any trap in his path and avoiding them, however he mention he'd only gone in a straight line, so going back where he went would mean returning right back to the entrance of the forest, so the two decided to try sneak past the bear again, however, Roger was significantly less nimble than Geron and ended up crunching across the snow too loudly, alerting the bear. The bear turned around and revealed he was eating a sandwich, because it was lunch time, and he was pretty chill, offering the Moss Boiz a triangle each, so they sat with him for a bit. On the other hand, April found Ember bleeding and hiding behind a rock. Before she could approach to help, Ember warned her to get back, alerting that there was a sniper of some kind firing at them. The assailant soon started firing at the new target, forcing April to hide with Ember. The sniper's patience was formidable and even the slightest movement from beyond the rock was blasted at with a powerful arrow. Thinking on her feet, April create a magical clone of herself and, in a hasty motion, she helped carry Ember through the forest, while the clone ran in the opposite direction. The plan was successful and the clone was immediately destroyed by an assault of arrows, providing them enough time to run as far through the forest as possible. April found a dead-end in the forest to leave Ember for a bit to try recover, while she looked around nearby for help or an exit, unfortunately, she found an injured bird person being accosted by a wolf, so she eldritch blasted it, saving him. They were called Harvey and had been shot down by someone while flying to deliver postage to the Emperor, in addition his lunch had been stolen. April told him that was pretty rough and decided to help him collect his letters up that had been thrashed around after the wolf had attacked him, however, she came across one concerning letter addressed to the Emperor. She covertly opened it and read its contents, discovering that there were concerns about a rising in reports of goblin activity across the border and that there was apparently a new Goblin King, called Greg. The message was sent by the head of floodgate renovation project. April returned the letter along with some others and agreed to let Harvey follow her out of the forest if possible. Eventually all of the Moss Boiz managed to reunite at the dead-end, because after eating sandwiches with the bear, Gene Ric, they split up from him and continued through the forest to find the others. Altogether, they began sharing information about what they'd come across in their travels with Roger and Geron giving Harvey a decently confident account of how to get out of the forest from where they entered. As he left, April also discussed how Greg might be back as the Goblin King, a growing concern for everyone except Ember who had no idea who that was, in addition, they were trying to discern the position and attacks of a sniper shooting at them from somewhere. The snowstorm blinded them from anything above the trees and climbing up them was still cast in an icy fog, so, they were forced to maybe try lure them out. They found a small opening around the corner from the dead end they were all in and they decided to leave Ember exposed, as she was the largest target, while Roger stayed nearby to readily apply any sort of support, meanwhile, Geron and April would lookout for the assailant. Instantly, Ember was shot by an arrow and was knocked prone, so Roger rushed to help, until he was immediately fired at too, while narrowly dodging, forcing him back behind a tree, in addition the other two couldn't find the assailant within the snow storm and Ember was nearly dying. Panicking, Roger Heart started burning down the forest. The fire quickly started and grew thanks to the dragonborn's innate breath and his fire-based magic. Smoke piled up within the forest and was able to be used as a cover for Ember to be healed, while they continued to try find the assailant, which was now conversely also made more difficult. Roger and Ember soon came face-to-face with the assailant who began targeting Ember, while revealing that she was Ren Kuvira's sister, Sambo, and that she was determined to get revenge against his killer. Reasonably annoyed after tediously avoiding her shitty traps and sniping, Roger wildly rushed at her with a great club and caved her skull in repeatedly. Finally the Moss Boiz reunited, but as they stood a top the hill Sambo was on they saw the forest fire had grown to an unprecedented height, as the snowstorm began to die down, allowing the winds to simply fuel the fire, but more concerning was that the aaracokra, Harvey Bird Mail Person, and the bear, Gene Ric, were now fighting one another, because the former had just discovered that it was the bear who stole his sandwiches. The battle was bloody and hard fought, so the Moss Boiz intervened trying to stop them, as well as rescue them, but Harvey's honour was undeterred, valuing the sandwiches too highly, forcing April to eldritch blast him, warning him to stay down, but he persisted and a non-lethal blow to try knock him unconscious grew detrimental as a falling tree blocked the Moss Boiz from the fighters, forcing them to leave them to likely perish in the fire due to their injuries being too severe to flee. Harrowed, the Moss Boiz got to the entrance to tunnel past the forest, where they could finally rest in a cabin Roger had magically manifested.
==== Chapter 20: Slime Valley ====
Waking up in Roger's cabin, the Moss Boiz found themselves still tired and exhausted from the recent adventures; Andur's sore throat became more apparent, Roger's sleep paralysis grew worse, April had become unnerved by the inability to clean herself, and Ember's self-loathing had reached a new low. The Moss Boiz interrogated Ember about what she knew about the Goblin King, but she didn't know anything and the others only asked, because they'd grossly misinterpreted what Sambo Kuvira had said, believing she was an assassin for the Goblin King, not the Neo-Nostalgia Critics, so they left the cabin and walked down the tunnel to the Western Floodgate. On the way down they came across a woman who seemed shocked to see Geron. She teared up and explained that she was his mother and has been waiting for him for decades; shocked at this revelation, the party ushered him to reunite with his estranged parent, but Andur was untrusting of this odd convenience and as he approached with caution, the mother turned out to be a slimy hag and attacked them all, but was swiftly cut down and sent running. How did the hag know about Geron's mommy issues? That we'll never know, but one thing he himself made sure of was, "that thing may have been my mum, but it sure wasn't my mother." The slime dripped onto the floor and slowly began to reanimate, so the party decided to just ignore it and kept going through the tunnel. Eventually they made it out by mid-afternoon, where they were stopped by a chief civil engineer, a pigeon with a hard hat called Halulululu, because the Western Floodgate was under repairs, so they weren't allowed in without appropriate personal protective equipment - except Roger Heart with his hard hat. They didn't have any spare construction hats, as there was currently a shortage since a small town had apparently been disposing off them; amused, Roger Heart mocked the others for being hard hatless, before devising a plan to get through. He entered the floodgate, with the other workers returning to their respective jobs as the other Moss Boiz retreated, away from the floodgate temporarily. Heart tried distracting Halulululu, while the rest of the party snuck their way through the floodgate by asking about why the construction work was required. It turned out that there'd been reports of goblins tampering with some of the Western areas; the goblins couldn't be located, but they've focused on repairing what damages they did find. When the others had reached the lower levels, avoiding the construction workers, Roger reconvened with them and they approached Hathem Valley, a continuous natural valley running from the floodgates heading South West to the coast, which would act as a guideline to head towards Central Perk, but when they got there, they saw that the normally green and vibrant area had become muddied and black, with dying vegetation. Confused, the Moss Boiz searched for answers, where they were met by some familiar faces: Ice Age 2. They'd been tracking down the Goblin King after hearing reports that they'd been leading goblins to enact multiple environmental terrorist attacks along the valley. D-Ant-E fell to his knees in despair while Ice Age 2 explained what had been happening, cupping soil in his hands and letting out a large cry. Suddenly, they spotted some goblins emerging from some nearby trees, so all of them banded together to put a stop to them in battle. They swiftly defeated the group of goblins as a glorious team-up between the two parties, during the fight, Chris Topher spotted a wooden cabin at the end of the valley near the floodgate wall that stretched across the entirety of the Northern border, protecting the Southern lands from a great flood. They all approached it with caution, assuming this is where the goblins had made their base. With stealth, Geron Andur snuck around and found that there was only one pale goblin inside, so he burst in for a surprise attack only to be dodged. Amused the figure looked Geron in the eyes, while the rest of the party followed their way in. To all of the Moss Boiz's shock - it was Greg. Since their last encounter, he'd beefed up significantly and had a greenish tint in his hair now. Before they could get a word in D-Ant-E rushed in and bellowed, "GOBLIN KING!!!!" while running in for a punch. He was parried and brutally dismissed. Greg laughed despicably as he announced to the Moss Boiz, "I have been waiting to cross paths with you once again. My power is now unmatched!!!" The Moss Boiz instantly knew that Greg's tragic loss of his wife and daughter had caused him to spiral, which was likely exacerbated by being among goblins for so long. This likely cause him to go insane, but how he acquired such a dramatic power shift was absurd. Suddenly, an army of goblins outside had started approaching the cabin; acting quickly, Ice Age 2 went outside to deal with the horde, leaving the Goblin King with the Moss Boiz, but as they left, Greg just laughed and, with the click of his fingers, a massive explosion sounded from the wall, as a bunch of goblins set off bombs along the floodgate, that quickly began flooding Hathem Valley. The cabin instantly caved in as the flood waged in. Knowing the plan, the goblins pulled out of the valley and set off further explosions to increase the nearby damage, Ice Age 2 however were instantly swept away by the tsunami of water. Shocked and in complete despair, the Moss Boiz had no other option than to fight Greg who clearly exhibited a greater height of power than them. The battle was futile - every blow they landed was brushed off like nothing, while every incoming attack devasted and mortally wounded them, until they saw his ultimate feat; a goblin goo ass cancer blast. All four of them were decimated by the goblin goo and chucked into the water, watching Greg ride the waves away from them. The forces of the flood knocked them all out, but they eventually came to further down the newly made river, where Ember crawled herself and the others back to land. They laid there, exhausted and defeated knowing that they all had contracted goblin goo ass cancer.
==== Chapter 21: The Radiant Knight ====
Ember, having discovered she had terminal goblin goo cancer, decided to return to Vibe Island on her own, believing that the four of them were doomed. Unable to believe that the Moss Boiz were capable of defeating Greg, after being completely annihilated by him: their attacks being completely useless unlike their fight with the beast that was Rugal. Geron eventually awoke on the side of the river, seeing Roger also awake, sitting on his own, the two of them realised that Ember had left them and they decided to take April's unconscious body along the river in hopes of finding Greg to get a cure, although the fear within them rattled their courage to face him as they were.
==== Chapter 22: For Shoe's Sake ====
The Moss Boiz returned to the river and followed it along to a lake, which had overflown the lake docks.
==== Chapter 23: Queggy War ====
The Moss Boiz decided to go to the local jazz bar, Soul Lounge for a well deserved break before getting rest for the night.
====Chapter 23.5: Lirvad Rules ====
During their sleep in Barnsley, on the cube, Dante began to dream. He was much younger, around the age of 12, and he was sat on a sofa in modern, Earth household with his brother, Lirvad, who was now about 16. They were being scolded by their father, Davril, who was holding a three-year old Nicholas Cage and telling them that they weren't going to get to go on a water park trip with them, because they'd gotten into a big argument with one another and were being left home alone together to settle their differences. Davril left and as soon as the door closed, Lirvad dragged Dante to the basement and chucked him down, where he cried alone in the dark - angrily.
==== Chapter 24: Evil Grey Man Cometh====
The Moss Boiz had just declared war on all the people of Visvara, uniting the Queggy and anti-Queggy army, but also summoning their anger.
===Season 5: Shimada Saga II===
==== Chapter 25: Funeral of Fists====
Pathbuster escorted the Moss Boiz to a tailor shop run by Taylor, who had no stomach, after a run-in with the stomach stealing man.
==== Chapter 26: The Scheme====
Fleeing the Shimada Clan Headquarters on horseback, the Moss Boiz found themselves in hiding from yet another group of attackers.
====Chapter 27: Honour and Humanity====
The Moss Boiz continued their search for answers and April explained that the headquarters for the Dirt family was in the most popular brothel in Shag Town, so they set off for there. Arriving at night, the red light district became alive, but April and Roger wanted to know more about the place, so they asked a man wearing a blue tour guide hat for help.
==== Chapter 28: Reunited ====
After defeating Mistress Dirt in Monopoly, they immediately demand to know what information she had.
==== Chapter 29: The End of Battle ====
After picking up, Dante Higgenson and Gareth Bongos from Mistress Dirt's brothel, the Moss Boiz began finalising their plan. Ultra Magnus would take Dante and Gareth to the Shimada Clan headquarters and reveal the truth about the coup, while April, Roger, and Geron fought The Wreckers on top of Central Perk Tower. To fight them, Roger wrote a letter on April's behalf saying, "Dear Springer,
We, the Moss Boiz challenge yourself and the wreckers to a challenge of arms. We stand 10,000 men strong all ready to die for the true heir to the Shimada throne. Respond ASAP if you are interested with a time and date. Central Perk is the only possible location for ourselves. If not interested we understand you are piss babies and we win.
PS - DO NOT RESPOND WITH "Whatttttt? There is no coup? Whatttttttt?" We have been informed by many members of the clan and your own men that there is indeed a coup.
2nd PS - If you do come, please bring a pie.
Deepest condolences,
The high and mighty, Lord of the mountains, bellower of fire, rider of the Shimada dragon and true heir to the Shimada throne.
April Turtleneck."
====Chapter 30: Shadows of Visvara====
Fifteen minutes before climbing up the Central Perk Tower, as the Moss Boiz prepared themselves for battle with The Wreckers, they heard a loud crash in the distance, upon a closer look, they discovered that the dreaded Sug Monad S had appeared in Central Perk and was causing havoc. They trembled as this powerful villain approached, until Grizz Bearington appeared and informed April Turtleneck that he had called for some help... that help being the West Side Boiz.
=== Season 6: Survive Masakh Island ===
==== Chapter 31: Temple ====
Tarn teleports away, as both the Moss Boiz and the West Side Boiz attempt to pursue them, leaving them with the body of Leonardo Turtleneck. 
==== Chapter 32: Monad Radiance ====
The Moss Boiz left the temple and raced up the steps on the back of the colossus, hollering Dante over from nearby. They ascended its back with determination, hoping to find a weak spot atop it, only to discover it has a rider - Kis Monad S.
==== Chapter 33: Bing Clan Vault ====
Geron Andur, Roger Heart, and Gareth Bongos awoke in a medical bay on a boat, while Davril was attending to their wounds. He told them that they beat Kis Monad S and saved Visvara.
==== Chapter 34: Goblin Emperor Parade ====
With no clues as to where the Mask of Many Faces group were, the Moss Boiz travelled North. On the next morning of travel, they began hearing an old man screaming, so they rushed towards the source of the sound - only to find them being attacked by an owlbear.
==== Chapter 35: Sahaguin Refuge ====
Spoony explained that he had come across the "Masked of Many Faces" man after he quit being the head butler at Dragne Castle, following the death of the previous emperor. They informed him that finding the Moss Boiz and helping them on their quest to defeat Greg was of utmost importance, however, he had asked the masked man a lot of questions and could tell he was getting annoyed at him, and felt obliged to just go find them, without a map of how to get back, so Spoony just drew the map himself.
==== Chapter 36: Flower Garden ====
Spoony eventually led the Moss Boiz to a serene flower garden inside a crater within the forest. They all entered smelling and taking in the sublime beauty of the scene, until Gareth Bongos stood on someone laying down in it by accident. The guy rose up and exclaimed himself to be a master of disguise, with his mask of many faces.
=== Season 7: Greg's Second Phase ===
==== Chapter 37: Sorrow ====
Roger Heart and Geron Andur woke up in a beautiful open field with mountains in the far distance. The half moon hung over them as they began looking at their surroundings. Suddenly a booming voice explained that “this was my resting place” - it was Tarn.
==== Chapter 38: The Radiant Knight Rises ====
With Roger and Geron suddenly vanishing before their very eyes, Dante Higgenson was left to lead the rest of the group in their search of a warlock.
==== Chapter 39: Escape the Shadowfell ====
Now in possession of the Sorrow Sword, Roger Heart, Geron Andur, Ember, and Tarn searched for ways to exit the Shadowfell, however Tarn explained that the only knowledge he had of a way to get to the material plane was through a portal a top Castle Dragne, which would ultimately mean they'd immediately have to face Greg. The Moss Boiz grew reluctant, but they had come to the Shadowfell for the sole purpose of finding a weapon strong enough to kill the Gobling King anyway, so they swallowed their fear and pressed on towards Friga - the capital.
==== Chapter 40: Infiltrate Castle Dragne ====
Dante Higgenson had successfully led Spoony, Gareth Bongos, Chris Wimmer, and Sienna to Castle Dragne, where they decided to infiltrate it through the sewers by Spoony's suggestion.
==== Chapter 41: Greg - The Legendary Goblin King ====
Exploding through a rift between realms, Roger Heart, Geron Andur, Ember, and Tarn burst out of the air and landed on the rooftop of Castle Dragne. It was a cool snowy night - beyond them, at the edge of the balcony was a caped figure. Flapping in the wind, the figure unclipped it from their shoulder and let it fall into the wind, getting picked up and carried by wherever fate my let it go. They were small in stature, but their upper body was fully exposed and ridiculously muscular. Turning to face the Moss Boiz was him - the ultimate enemy, Greg.
==== Chapter 42: Retribution ====
Comic
==== Chapter 43: Greg - The Second Coming ====
Final battle
==== Chapter 44: Moss Boiz vs. The People ====
Court case
==== Chapter 45: Epilogue ====
Visvara
==Characters== 
*April Turtleneck Protagonist
*Roger Heart Protagonist
*Geron Andur Protagonist
*Dante Higgenson Ally
*Queen Ember Ally
*Group of underage Rats Villains
*Shady cheese Vendor Neutral
*Snot-nosed kid Ally
* Ren Kuvira Villain
*Chris Topher Ally
*Bitch Ally
*Arachnid-Man Ally
*D-Ant-E Ally
*Group of other Adventurers Neutral
*Balthazar the Terrible Duck Villain
*Group of bandits Villains
*Mrs. Wiggle Ally
*Strangely Heavy Young Boy Neutral 
*Mayor of Terrin Ally
*Lirvad Villain
*Piss McGee Gneizer Neutral
*Habasna# Ally
*Robot Man Performer Neutral
*Acree Ally
*Shrobble Ally
*Tarn Ally
*Cynical Doctor that Smokes Neutral
*David Dobrig Villain
*Shming Shmong Neutral
*Balthazar McGraven Ally
*Queggys Ally
*Davril Ally
*Jaoif Adergf Ally
*Grizz Bearington Ally
*Sug Monad S Villain
*Lik Monad S Villain
*Kis Monad S Villain
* Springer Ally
*Mossy Boys Ally / Villain
*Moss Snake Ally
*Subject K Villain 
*Guy running Hildanwar Farm Shop Ally
*Jeremy Ally
*Eduardo Ally 
*Sigismund Ally 
*Guysidontthinkim Josh Crofty Ally
*Grombo Wombo Ally
*Draken Heart Ally
*Riddler of Leeds Villain
*Nat 20 Nicholas Cage Ally
*Fabio Ally
*Don Krieg Villain
*Count Factula Villain
*Carmen Neutral
*Bafupa Neutral
*Slaughterhouse Neutral
*Lewyn Neutral 
*Clint Southbrick Ally
*Goblins Ally
*Greg Villain
*Idono Neutral 
*Lisa Neutral
*Two Little Funny Gargoyle Guys Neutral
*Jerry Neutral
*Dominique Belenus IV Villain
*Edron Bartholomew II Ally 
*Jaaron the Demon Villain
*Ember Pirates Allies
**Garyyyyy Ally
**Gary Ally
**Garyy Ally
**Garyyy Ally
**Garyyyy Ally 
**Jesse Pinkman Ally
*Farkensaw Rugal Villain
* Loz Ally
*Random imported Visvaran Wolf Villain
*Russel the Chimney Sweep Ally
*Icecreamberg Ally
*2 year-old Chimney Sweep Ally
*Griffin Villain
*She-Viper Villain
*Tara Ally
*Mavis Villain
*Little Goblin-like Old One Villain 
*Mostyn Villain
*Gloria Goblin Ally
* Reiss Ally
*Dixie Normus Pirates Villains
**Dixie Normus Villain
**Law Yer Villain
**Beatrice the Cyclops Villain
**Foon-Gi Villain
*Lloyd Gurnash Ally
*Gazza Ally
*Ivan Noclu Andur Neutral
*Mitchell Reed Ally
*Geron Andur's Mother Figure Neutral
*Tony Grasshopper Neutral 
*Gene Ric Ally
*Sambo Kuvira Villain
*Harvey Bird Mail Person Villain
*Western Floodgate Tunnel Hag Villain
*Halulululu Ally
*Sebastian Ally
*Barkeep Neutral
*Noitsnot Town's Guard Watch Captain Ally
*Stromblo Villain
*Big Joe Ally
*Michael Oselor Ally
*Fisherman Ally 
*Subway Girl Villain
*Football Sports McGee Ally
*Sports Direct.com Manager Neutral
*Walhart Ally
*Algol Neutral
*Bjorn Yeye Ally
*Weird Lollipop Guy Neutral
*Two Dentist Queggys Villains
*Two Lumberjack Queggys Villains
*Steelworker Queggy Villain
*Three Firefighter Queggys Villains
*Prime Queggys Villains 
**Lumberjack Queggy Villain
** Welder Queggy Villain
**Fabricator Queggy Villain
**Firefighter Queggy Villain
*Evil Grey Guy Ally
*Pathbuster Villain
*Taylor the Tailor Neutral
*Dinge Dirt Villain
*Impactor Neutral
*Perceptor Villain 
*The Masked Man Neutral 
*Gareth Bongos Ally
*Gunther Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Neutral
*Guntherite Knight Assassin Villain
*Waterbottle Aftershave Guy Neutral
*Jill Ticket Neutral
*Lottie Ticket Ally
*Mistress Dirt Villain
*Chief Strawberries Villain
*Chimp Strawberries Villain
*Warden Secretary Neutral
*Vuegol Score Villain
*Floor Captain Ally
*Ultra Magnus Ally
* Rana Ally
* Leonardo Turtleneck Ally
* Scorponok Neutral
* Minoguitar Neutral
* Grog A Ally
* Bing Clan Casino Player Villain
* Mitch Ally
* Owlbear that tried to eat an old man that sounded like Muscle Man Villain
* Romeo Cuore Villain
* Jaundice Bottle Ally
* Gareth Roger-Geron Bottle Ally
* Chris Bottle Ally
* Rat Mob that live in Jaundice and Chris' walls Villains
** Terry Sacrirat Villain
** Clarence Bossrat Villain
* Spoony Ally
* Chris Wimmer Ally
* Da Wizard Ally
* Sienna Ally
* Clown Fish Ally
* Orelok Ally
* Damned Daniel Neutral
* Treenomantra Villain
* The Sorrow Villain
* Castle Dragne Giant Neutral
* 4 Meazels Neutral
** Robert Neutral
* Veserab Villain
* Rich Fire Elemental Ally
* Butler Fire Elemental Ally
* Fartnugget Toobles Villain
==Gallery==
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==Trivia== 
*Season 3: Rugal Will Cry 2 resolves plot points from the Rugal Will Cry one-shot.
*Season 3: Rugal Will Cry 2 is heavily inspired by Devil May Cry 4, and several of the chapter titles share their name with the missions in the game.
**Mission 5: Trisagion
**Mission 7: The She-Viper
**Mission 17: Adagio for Strings
**Mission 18: The Destroyer
*Season 5: Shimada Saga II is heavily inspired by Yakuza Kiwami, and several of the chapter titles share their name with the chapters in the game.
**Chapter 3: Funeral of Fists
**Chapter 8: The Scheme
**Chapter 11: Honour and Humanity
**Chapter 12: Reunited
**Chapter 13: The End of Battle
*Chapter 27: Honour and Humanity was split into two different sessions.
*Chapter 30: Shadows of Visvara was split into two different sessions.
**Chapter 30 was a special session where the players got to play as the older versions of their characters from Shadows of Visvara.
*The original plan for the campaign had it end at Chapter 32: Monad Radiance, but the improvised plot involving Greg was largely unresolved.
*Chapter 34: Goblin Emperor Parade was described as a "bottle episode".
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