Lion King and Happy Feet: A Pride Tale (Chapter 5)

Chapter 5 is the fifth chapter of Lion King and Happy Feet: A Pride Tale, written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Hakuna Matata".
==Plot==
(Back at the Watering Hole, the penguins are still eating up their fishes while they are waiting for Simba, Mumble and the gang to come back from a rescue mission)
*Gloria: What taking them so long?
*Miss Viola: They must have been going to the Outlands to deal with those vultures.
*Seymour: I hope my boy Atticus is okay. If he is found dead, i am going to freak out.
*Gloria: Just relax Seymour. Everything is just going to be fine.
*Seymour: I hope the other kids are safe.
*Lovelace: We don't have Sven. So we have no flyer to check if the group is coming back.
*Zazu: Don't worry, i will keep an eye on them.
*Hugh: You're still here?
*Zazu: Yes. Whatever you say, i'll watch how the group is doing.
*Gloria: Wait, i see them.
*Zazu: Where?
*Seymour: Hey look. Simba, Mumble and the gang are coming back.
*Noah: They brought back the kids!
(Simba and the gang has returned with the baby penguins)
*Sven: Hello my friends, we are back!
*Gloria: Oh Erik.
*Erik: Mommy.
*Gloria: Come to mama.
*Noah: You save all those kids.
*Simba: Yep we did. We knew how to find a way to get them out.
*Seymour: Atticus my boy, i was worried sick.
*Atticus: Don't worry pa, we just came back from a rescue mission.
*Seymour: I thought i would ever lose you, my only boy.
*Atticus: No more getting caught by vultures.
*Simba: So how did everything go?
*Noah: Pretty good. No chick has run off on their own.
*Sven: No one has gotten hurt.
*Ono: At least our feathers haven't come off.
*Esequiel: Piece of cake.
*Montay: Okie dokie.
*Ramón: Yeah yeah yeah, we are back.
*Raul: Back in the gang.
*Rinaldo: You guys are still here?
*Carmen: Yes, we were waiting for you for like an hour.
*Nestor: That's a very long time.
*Lombardo: We walked for more than a hour.
*Rinaldo: We shouldn't have run in the first place.
*Noah: Okay, enough with that. We're ready to go and we got everyone all together as a group.
*Kion: We would like to introduce to some of our friends in the Pride Lands.
*Mumble: There's more friends to meet?
*Simba: Yes. Kion has met many friends during his time as a Lion Guard. You'll see many of them on our way.
*Mumble: I bet they're nice.
*Noah: Everyone together. We have a lot of people to meet.
*Eggbert: Gather around.
*Zazu: Let's move out.
(Meanwhile, the group arrive at the elephant herd with Ma Tembo meeting up with Simba and the gang)
*Simba: Guys, this is Ma Tembo, leader of the elephant herd.
*Ma Tembo: Hey guys, i bet you all came to visit the Pride Lands.
*Mumble: I'm Mumble.
*Ma Tembo: Nice to meet you Mumble. What kind of bird are you?
*Mumble: My whole colony are penguins. And the flying one is a puffin.
*Sven: Yahoo!
*Ma Tembo: How cute this bird is.
*Sven: Hey.
*Mtoto: He look like a bird with hair on his back.
*Mumble: Who is that?
*Ma Tembo: This is Mtoto. One of the elephant calves in our herd.
*Mtoto: Hi. I'm Mtoto.
*Mumble: Hi there.
*Erik: I'm Erik.
*Simba: How is the herd doing?
*Ma Tembo: Right now, we are moving up the herd since we wanted to have the rhinos to move by us.
*Bunga: Big neighbors, huh?
*Lovelace: We have a lot of neighbors back in our homeland.
*Sven: Very few people.
*Lovelace: Not people, penguins from other lands.
*Ma Tembo: I see. What kind of penguins that live with you?
*Lovelace: A chinstrap, a adelie, a little and a magellanic.
*Mtoto: Does this bird lives with you?
*Lovelace: Yes. He is a puffin and his name is Sven.
*Sven: Sven. The Might Sven.
*Mtoto: You're mighty?
*Sven: Yes. I can be like your savior or i can be a warrior for stopping the predators like the polar bears.
*Mtoto: Ooh, we have strong elephants once in our herd.
*Ma Tembo: Well said.
*Zito: Hey Ma Tembo, looking good.
*Ma Tembo: I'll catch you when we get to the watering hole Zito.
*Zito: Don't ask me. Ask the fish.
*Ma Tembo: Ha! You're so funny.
*Zito: Well, you're pulling my leg.
*Johari: Ha ha. Just like a pack of trunks.
*Zito: Mind your own business.
*Johari: Hey, you mind your own business too.
*Zito: Don't mock me!
*Johari: No elephant should be a fool in here!
*Ma Tembo: Stop your fighting both of you!
*Johari: Sorry.
*Zito: Don't ever do that again.
*Zigo: Boys, get going. We got work to do.
*Ma Tembo: We're about to move on. So thanks for stopping by for a visit.
*Simba: You're welcome. Just wanted to check on all of you guys.
*Kion: Let's go see the zebras then.
(At Thurston's herd, Simba, Mumble and the group came to visit Thurston)
*Thurston: Very well, you all came to see me. What can i do for you?
*Simba: I would like you to meet Mumble and all of his penguins from another land.
*Mumble: Hi, i'm Mumble.
*Thurston: Nice to meet you. I am Thurston.
*Noah: What kind of animal are you?
*Thurston: I am a zebra. It's a pleasant to see you.
*Sven: I am a puffin and named Sven. The Mighty Sven.
*Thurston: Oh my, i didn't know we have bird heroes like Ono.
*Ono: Hey, i thought i was the only one.
*Mumble: Look at the zebras, they look just like you.
*Thurston: Ha ha, very funny. How ironic that is? They're my friends.
*Mumble: Oh, i didn't know that.
*Kwato: Oh hi, i'm Kwato.
*Mumble: Nice to meet you.
*Thurston: Kwato, where are you going? Go back to your mother.
*Kwato: Since when Thurston? I just wanted to hang out.
*Thurston: Don't make me see another predator on you before we panic and run into the watering hole.
*Kion: Is there anything we would like to do for your herd?
*Thurston: No. We're perfectly fine.
*Simba: All herds aren't perfect. You guys have gone into a lot of trouble lately with predators like the jackals.
*Thurston: Jackals?! Panic and run.
*Erik: Oh look, there's a baby jackal in your head.
*Thurston: Ahh! Where? Panic and run! *run with the other zebras* Panic and Run!
*Fuli: Ugh, every time a threat is happening. All he does is panic and run all the time and never stop running from predators like when we have to deal with those hyenas.
*Simba: I used to know about him when i when a little cub. He is just like his younger self when he and his zebras first encountered the hyenas.
*Lovelace: That's a load of bad luck over there.
*Sven: We always have bad luck. All year long.
*Kion: He's always nervous.
*Mumble: Do we have more friends to catch up?
*Simba: Yes. Kion will show you how many friends he has.
*Kion: Dad, we have a lot of friends to show to the gang.
*Mumble: Guys, aren't you getting a bit confused?
*Simba: No.
*Kion: We're just asking.
*Ramón: Alright, let's go and make some new friends.
*Lovelace: Wait. Not without the group.
*Ramón: Oh brother, you always get me into this situation like this.
(Muhangus is walking into the plains as Simba, Mumble and the gang catch up with the group)
*Simba and Mumble: Hello.
*Muhangus: Ahh! You scared me. Why did you all scare me like that?
*Simba: Oh sorry, we wanted to know if you're going to greet these new people to your kind.
*Muhangus: What kind of animals are they? They look ridiculous.
*Mumble: Hey, we're penguins. There is no need to insult our species.
*Muhangus: Who you calling an insult?
*Gloria: Stop. We're just different birds.
*Lovelace: We're penguins, okay?
*Muhangus: Penguins, i'm sorry about that.
*Mumble: It's okay. Don't ever insult our species ever again.
*Muhangus: Sorry about that. Where are you all heading?
*Kion: We're going to see the ostriches.
*Muhangus: The ostriches? You think you hop on those things and ride with them? I don't think so.
*Simba: Excuse me? I ride one of those before when i was a cub.
*Muhangus: Oh really. You didn't tell me about it.
*Zazu: Is that a coincidence?
*Muhangus: No. No one really said that it is a coincidence.
*Bunga: Are you confusing with the question?
*Muhangus: Never mind. Don't worry about a thing.
*Muhanga: Hey Muhangus, what are you doing with the king?
*Muhangus: Oh, just chit chatting.
*Muhanga: Hey guys, are you having a good time?
*Mumble: Yes.
*Lovelace: Sound like fun to me.
*Muhanga: Well i hope you have a good time in the Pride Lands.
*Noah: Well said.
*Muhanga: Whatever you do, good luck.
*Muhangus: Thank goodness, i'm outta here.
*Mumble: Where could the Ostrich flock be?
*Kion: I know. Follow me.
(The gang follow Kion to the ostriches which is Mbuni's flock. The gang made it to Mbuni's flock on a rocky plain.)
*Mbuni: Oh hi everyone, what are you all here for?
*Simba: Hey Mbuni, i hope you're doing good, but i want you to meet Mumble.
*Mumble: Hello.
*Mbuni: Mumble, very interesting.
*Kambuni: Oh, hey, you're back.
*Bunga: Kambuni, my friend.
*Beshte: Are you doing good with the flock?
*Kambuni: Yes. I know how to stay in a group.
*Mbuni: Kambuni, stay away from the side and stay with us.
*Kambuni: Okay Mbuni.
*Mumble: So, how is your flock doing?
*Mbuni: Just fine. But we have occur a lot of problems the other day with the Lion Guard.
*Mumble: Like what happen?
*Mbuni: Many of the problems we have occurred are the antelopes running to break our nests and the rain which caused the mud to move to flood our nests and eggs.
*Mumble: Eek! That's scary.
*Simba: I told you. The Lion Guard is always here to save the day.
*Kion: That's us alright.
*Bunga: Zuka Zama.
*Simba: So what do you do all day?
*Mbuni: We lead the flock, go to the watering hole, feed some chicks and have a little fun with the birds.
*Simba: Well that's nice.
*Sven: Just like a morning routine.
*Hugh: So many good mornings, so little time.
*Simba: Well, we should get going to meet some other friends in the Pride Lands. I hope you have a safe time with the ostriches.
*Mbuni: We promise to be safe. Good luck protecting the Pride Lands.
*Simba: You bet my friend.
*Mumble: Any more friends to meet on our way?
*Kion: We have giraffes and antelopes to meet up with.
*Mumble: Wait, there's giraffes and antelopes?
*Simba: Yes. They're from the Pride Lands. You will get to meet them sooner.
*Mumble: Do you know their names?
*Kion: We will know them when we get to our friends.
*Mumble: Okay. But don't be too mad about it.
*Simba: I was like that when i was a young cub like my son.
*Kion: Dad.
*Simba: I wasn't being so sarcastic.
*Lovelace: Attitudes, attitudes man.
*Mumble: Why people have a attitude like this?
*Sven: Because, they're just people.
*Mumble: Not the reason why.
*Simba: Oh look, we got antelopes coming.
*Lovelace: Oh wow.
(Bupu's herd came by to greet Simba, Mumble and the whole group)
*Bupu: Hello there. Is there a bird flock situation going on around here?
*Mumble: No. We came to visit.
*Bupu: I'm Bupu.
*Boboka: Hello, i'm Boboka.
*Nyuni: *fly around* Woo hoo, the king is here to visit us.
*Simba: Well hello Nyuni, how are we doing?
*Nyuni: Good. I just came back from the watering hole and all i wanted is to meet you.
*Atticus: That's a lot of unique names out there.
*Simba: How is the herd?
*Boboka: The herd is always great.
*Bupu: We would have to run on every place to another. But those nasty hyenas and jackals won't get away.
*Simba: Jackals.
*Kion: Blah, those nasty animals, they always try to steal and trick the other animals out.
*Nyuni: Oh, we got more friends to show you.
(Laini's group came along)
*Laini: Hi everyone, my name is Laini.
*Gloria: What kind of animal are you?
*Laini: I'm a galago.
*Gloria: A galago?
*Laini: It's what we are called.
*Mumble: Well okay. That's fine by me, whatever.
*Galago #1: I think the birds look cute.
*Seymour: We're penguins man.
*Laini: Penguins, i get it.
*Galago #2: What kind of penguins are you?
*Mumble: We're emperors.
*Ramón: I'm a adelie.
*Lovelace: I'm a rockhopper and these guys are chinstrap, little and magellanic.
*Laini: Whoa, you guys are unique.
*Mumble: But sadly, we can't fly.
*Lani: Aw, why not?
*Mumble: You know, our wings aren't feathery enough to make us fly high in the sky.
*Lovelace: Our bellies are fat and we can't even jump and fly into these one of those worlds.
*Simba: Trust me, they're special.
*Mumble: Hey.
*Lovelace: Special does that mean bad.
*Kion: Lovelace is right. Special doesn't mean bad, even when you have unique things in your body.
*Laini: Well okay, i see your point.
*Bupu: We should be moving by now. Move along people, we need some space to carry our friends on.
*Nyani: I say yes.
*Simba: Let's move.
*Mumble: Back it up, back it up.
(The antelopes, Nyani and the galagos move by)
*Mumble: Wait, you guys are going?
*Laini: Yes. Thank you for all of your help and be safe.
*Mumble: But we didn't help you with anything.
*Laini: Oh, no worries. We'll come back anytime soon.
*Mumble: Kudos to you.
*Ono: Oh, the giraffes should be here in any minute.
*Bunga: Giraffes, you know these animals with the long necks.
*Simba: Here they come you guys.
*Ramón: Oop, here they come.
(The giraffes came to see the king)
*Simba: Look, there's Twiga's herd if you wanna know.
*Twiga: Hey, i never seen these type of birds around here.
*Mumble: We're penguins you know.
*Twiga: Penguins? Never heard of that bird before.
*Lovelace: We're just penguins.
*Twiga: Well okay, by the way, i'm Twiga.
*Mumble: I'm Mumble HappyFeet.
*Gloria: I'm Gloria.
*Erik: I'm Erik.
*Lovelace: I'm Lovelace.
*Noah: And i'm Noah.
*Twiga: Nice to meet you all.
*Nestor: Hey, what about us?
*Lovelace: Not you guys.
*Nestor: Darn it.
*Twiga: Meet my other members of my herd.
*Shingo: I'm Shingo.
*Juhudi: And i'm Juhudi.
*Mumble: You sure have a lot of giraffes in your herd.
*Twiga: Yep. We move along, just like the antelopes.
*Simba: We just saw them before you guys came along.
*Twiga: Oh, we did see them too.
*Mumble: What a comic relief.
*Raul: Are you kidding me?
*Mumble: It was just a joke.
*Nestor: We're not taking it seriously.
*Lovelace: I don't want you to talk. I want you to listen.
*Nestor: Well fine.
*Twiga: Are you okay?
*Lovelace: Yes. We are okay.
*Mumble: Good day to you.
*Twiga: I hope you guys have a great day at the Pride Lands.
*Erik: This is the first time coming here!
*Twiga: I know you do little one. You're gonna love it in here.
*Atticus: The weather is so hot. I can feel it.
*Bo: Hot hot weather.
*Twiga: Don't worry, when you find some shade, it won't be that hot of a sensation.
*Hugh: I think we should be ready to go by now.
*Twiga: Well, we have a lot of places to go and thank you for stopping by to meet us.
*Mumble: You are welcome.
*Lovelace: Go by if you wish.
*Twiga: Let's go my friends. We got some food to pick up.
*Simba: Move along my friends.
*Mumble: Let's keep it going.
*Bunga: So, what's next?
*Simba: How about we go meet up with Timon and Pumbaa at Hakuna Matata Falls.
*Bunga: That sounds great. I should introduce the penguins to Timon and Pumbaa on our way to the falls.
*Mumble: Wait, who's Timon and Pumbaa?
*Simba: Timon and Pumbaa are friends of the Pride Lands. When i was a cub, they used to raise me in a jungle of theirs. Then when i grew up, they started to raise Bunga as a young honey badger.
*Bunga: Me and Simba were both raised by our adopted uncles.
*Mumble: By how?
*Simba: Well that's a long story. Now let's walk to the Hakuna Matata Falls.
*Mumble: Okie dokie.
(We arrive at Hakuna Matata Falls, a paradise with a waterfall and big trees and a pool. Simba, Mumble and the gang look for Timon and Pumbaa around)
*Simba: Timon, Pumbaa, are you there?
*Bunga: Timon and Pumbaa, wakie wakie.
*Mumble: There not in here.
*Lovelace: How about the water. They may be fish after all.
*Fuli: No. How could they be fish? One of them is a meerkat and warthog.
*Nestor: Timon's the warthog and Pumbaa's the meerkat.
*Fuli: Ugh, you guys are dumber than them. Timon's the meerkat and Pumbaa's the warthog.
*Raul: Oh we get it. We don't know anyone in the Pride Lands that don't know their species.
*Fuli: First of all, you never been there and you don't know any animal that isn't a penguin like you.
*Ramón: Then how come Simba introduce us to his friends that are different animals in different species?
*Beshte: Well, just like my father said, "When you're new to the Pride Lands, you saw a animal that you don't know about. Why just try asking what their species is."
*Rinaldo: We didn't have to ask.
*Lombardo: Now we know who they are.
*Mumble: I think they left.
*Simba: Maybe they're back at the actual Hakuna Matata place.
*Noah: What? But we just got here. Didn't you take us here to see Timon and Pumbaa?
*Simba: Yes. But there is another place we should try to go and it's a bigger one.
*Bunga: Let's go to the other Hakuna Matata then.
*Kion: You got it. Have we been to the actual Hakuna Matata place before?
*Fuli: I don't think we have.
*Simba: I know where the jungle is at. Follow me. It's also close to Rafiki's Tree of Life.
*Mumble: This way everyone. Let's keep moving.
(Back at the river, Bill and Will are still swimming in the water)
*Will: How long is this river?!
*Bill: This is a very long course from here.
*Will: I want to eat something right now. We're hungry and we need to eat something delicious.
*Bill: How about a seal?
*Will: No. We already ate a seal's butt before. Or was it a leopard seal?
*Bill: Oh yes we did. We ride on one and it was hilarious.
*Will: That seal almost ate us as well.
*Bill: We need to try something different.
*Will: How about some fish?
*Bill: No. We're little tiny krill. The fish is even like 1 feet tall than us.
*Will: Darn it. We need to feast on something else.
*Bill: Come on, we're going out of the river and find something spicy to feed on.
*Will: I hope it's not a skua bird or something like a lobster.
(Simba, Mumble and the whole gang are searching for Hakuna Matata)
*Mumble: You know that this is a long walk from here.
*Simba: It's a big land. You know what's up.
*Lovelace: How far is the jungle?
*Simba: Just 30 minutes away.
*Mumble: 30 minutes? You want us to walk all the way to the jungle with the hot weather?
*Simba: Don't worry, unless the rain tries to stop us.
*Mumble: Oh well, we're moving on.
*Noah: That's my man.
*Memphis: That's my son bro.
*Noah: No bros in here. Ever.
*Memphis: You're trying to pull my feet, aren't ya?
*Noah: Nah, i'm just playing.
*Mumble: You guys are playing around. Be natural.
*Noah: That's what mother nature is.
*Seymour: Everything in here is hot and warm.
*Mumble: Is there any cold weather around this world?
*Simba: I don't think we have cold weather around the Pride Lands.
*Zazu: We have cold weather. It's around the Theluji Mountains where there is a lot of snow and most of the gorillas reside there.
*Lovelace: Ha ha ha. That's a snowy place to go.
*Mumble: As long it doesn't include skuas.
*Zazu: No skuas.
*Mumble: Thank god, our kids are not getting eaten.
*Ramón: Screw the skuas. They can go back home to the Forbidden Shore. Am i right?
*Raul: Yeah Ramón.
*Rinaldo: You care, when to care about those pesky skuas.
*Nestor: They stink.
*Lombardo: And they smell bad.
*Mumble: Okay, let's just head to Hakuna Matata.
(Back with Bill and Will, they left the river to walk over to the grass)
*Bill: This feel like dirt.
*Will: Gosh, i hate dirt.
*Bill: I've seen dirt on the ice before. There were ice covering up the grass and there is grass in Adelie-Land.
*Will: Oh yeah, there was grass.
*Bill: At least, the grass feel so smooth as a chubby elephant seal.
*Will: Not bad.
*Bill: Never too early to catch the worm.
*Will: The food chain is waiting for us to eat whatever we want.
*Bill: I better be catching on the food chain for glory.
*Will: No bird will eat us for dinner.
(A red cobra spy on the krills in the grass)
*Ushari: He he he, look like i see some little tiny bugs crawling on the ground. Look like a little snack to me.
(Back with Simba and Mumble's group, the gang arrive at the desert in which they are arriving at Hakuna Matata)
*Simba: There we are. Hakuna Matata.
*Mumble: What is this? Is this what the jungle looks like?
*Simba: Yes. I was raised there since i ran away to mourn the death of my father Mufasa.
*Gloria: So how was the jungle for you?
*Simba: It was pretty good. I ran away from home from those nasty hyenas trying to chase me to death. Gosh i hate those rotten animals.
*Lovelace: We're in a desert. Is this the land of Hakuna Matata?
*Simba: This jungle is Hakuna Matata. But this desert lead to the jungle.
*Lovelace: You got to be kidding me.
*Noah: It's hot out here. We have been walking for hours! What kind of continent is this?
*Kion: This is the Pride Lands. You just got here an hour ago.
*Montay: But this world is Africa.
*Cho Cho: There's nothing wrong with this world.
*Esequiel: Are you okay being in here?
*Noah: Fine. We need some fresh air to cool ourselves down. We have been walking like forever.
*Simba: We'll have our time to get into the shade.
*Montay: It's pretty dark in here.
*Cho Cho: Mind as well check it out?
*Montay: Yes. I just wanna explore the jungle like going into the mountains of Antarctica.
*Esequiel: Kids, where are you going? You can't be off by yourselves.
*Montay: Come on Esequiel, just give us a break.
*Cho Cho: Every time you come over, you tried to stop us all.
*Esequiel: I'm trying to protect you. The jungle could have a lot of predators that we don't know.
*Montay: Whatever, i'm going all the way to the beach.
*Esequiel: Montay, no.
*Montay: I told you i'm- *trip to the dirt and to the ground* Wow, it's a jungle out there.
*Cho Cho: Montay, what are you doing?
*Montay: What do i look like i'm doing? It's just a place.
*Esequiel: Kids, get back here. You're not allowed to be in here.
*Montay: Esequiel, it's not that bad. It's okay.
*Cho Cho: You can try.
*Esequiel: Can i believe you to not to get stuck into these one of the dangerous places on the planet?
*Montay: Just get in.
*Esequiel: Hey guys, the kids try the jungle out. It's not bad in there.
*Simba: Oh god. Everyone, let's go.
*Mumble: Alright. Whatever you say, Hakuna Matata.
(The group head over to the jungle to catch up with Montay, Cho Cho and Esequiel)
*Montay: Hey, you all made it here.
*Mumble: It was good. First of all, we're already here.
*Kion: This place is so quiet in here.
*Bunga: That's not all. You have to move around in the jungle to find where the meerkats are.
*Fuli: There's no meerkats silly. They live underground where the mongooses are.
*Zazu: The meerkats live in jungles too you know.
*Fuli: Ugh, fine.
*Seymour: Keep it going. We have a lot of places to explore today.
*Lovelace: What is this green stuff doing here?
*Simba: It's just leafs. It's a jungle out here.
*Lovelace: How come our homeland doesn't have jungles.
*Noah: You live on the ice, that's all.
*Hugh: Then how come our homeland has grass, huh?
*Lovelace: It's a hill you dork.
*Hugh: Never mind.
*Erik: Where is the place?
*Atticus: I thought we were already here when we step on the ground.
*Bo: You need to take the leafs off to view the jungle.
*Kion: Let me help it for you. *use the Roar of the Elders to take the leafs off and view the whole jungle with a waterfall*
*Mumble: Wow.
*Sven: This is the most beautiful place i've ever seen.
*Montay: This place is huge.
*Cho Cho: I told you we're now in a jungle.
*Esequiel: Mmm mmm mmm, this look like paradise.
*Montay: That waterfall look so big as a mountain.
*Mumble: What are you waiting for? Let's explore the place.
*Simba: Let's go find the meerkats and enjoy the jungle in paradise.
*Noah: It's a long way from here. This is the first time coming here.
*Lovelace: Me too.
(The background song "Adventure of a Lifetime" by Coldplay plays. The gang explore in the jungle as they walk into the path of the trail)
*Maurice: That's a big old jungle.
*Memphis: Sure is my friend.
*Mumble: Wow, what are those little flying things?
*Kion: Those are butterflies.
*Erik: They have little tiny wings.
*Bo: They're cute.
*Kion: Better not eat them for lunch.
*Simba: No eating the bugs.
(The gang walk over to the log bridge of the jungle)
*Mumble: Oh my.
*Hugh: We're gonna fall.
*Noah: Don't worry. You all won't fall. The big log is making the bridge for everyone to cross.
*Mumble: What happen if we roll it?
*Bunga: We'll all fall to the lake. That's all.
*Lovelace: We're not going to fall. It's just a river.
*Sven: We know what a river is Lovelace.
*Lovelace: I get it. Just crossing through.
*Maurice: That is one big jungle.
*Memphis: What a big place.
*Sven: I can see the whole jungle around here.
*Hugh: Big big jungle.
*Lovelace: I can smell it.
(At the path of the jungle)
*Esequiel: That's a pretty good log over there.
*Montay: Interesting path.
*Cho Cho: Is there any shortcuts to take?
*Esequiel: We have a lot. Many people are going to take this lane to the next level.
*Montay: That's so cool mate.
*Cho Cho: The more they come, the more they will like it.
*Montay: That's the beauty of it.
*Mumble: Sure is buddy.
*Esequiel: I like it.
*Seymour: Whoa, look at the big trees.
*Atticus: It's so cool.
*Terry: That's very nice.
*Atticus: Sweet.
*Seymour: This land is a big jungle.
*Edwin: Biggest jungle ever.
*Hugh: I like this place.
*Black: Me too.
(At the lake, Simba, Mumble and the group are passing by the water to go into a different direction)
*Simba: Gosh, this place need to be cleaned up.
*Mumble: It's not that dirty.
*Ono: You know when to not run a place for years.
*Bunga: It's just a jungle. We don't live here.
*Simba: Never mind. Keep moving.
(At the tree tops, the gang move into the loops to the trees and into the ground)
*Mumble: Look at this place.
*Simba: The meerkats build it for everyone to pass over for parties and fun activities.
*Sven: Big trees, big lanes.
*Lovelace: We're on the top.
*Raul: Big top world.
*Rinaldo: Sure is.
*Ramón: Like a tower.
*Noah: This way everyone. It lead to a place like never before.
(In the mud area, the group cross the line to prevent on getting into the mud)
*Simba: Beware of the mud. Please do not step on the mud at all times.
*Lovelace: We never step on mud.
*Mumble: No one likes mud.
*Montay: Mud sucks.
*Esequiel: Sticky liquid.
*Cho Cho: Don't care.
*Esequiel: Why not?
*Cho Cho: We never had mud in our continent.
*Montay: Forgot about mud, we have water puddles.
*Esequiel: Just splash me in.
*Montay: What? There's no water.
*Esequiel: Never mind.
(At the pond, a few penguins take a swim to explore to the watering hole)
*Mumble: This is a watering hole?
*Simba: Yes. It's also a pond as well.
*Esequiel: Which way are we taking?
*Montay: We have been going around in circles.
*Simba: No we're not. We're almost close to Timon and Pumbaa's tribe.
*Kion: They made their own tribe?
*Simba: It's somewhere around this side of the jungle. Let's go take a look.
*Mumble: Okie dokie then.
(The background song end as the group headed to the forest area of the jungle)
*Sven: We're in a forest. What kind of place is this?
*Simba: This is part of the jungle. We're on the east side.
*Bunga: Where could that meerkat and warthog be?
(The meerkat and warthog walk by the trees in shadows)
*Simba: What was that?
*Mumble: Come out, come out whatever you are.
*Erik: I think there is a fly on the loose.
*Fuli: It headed that way where we are.
*Noah: It has a tiny head and a big belly.
*Lovelace: Eek! We gotta move.
(Timon and Pumbaa show up on the bush)
*Timon: Whoa, what is going on there?
*Pumbaa: Did we hire a bunch of guests for our party?
*Simba: Oh hey, it's Timon and Pumbaa.
*Mumble: I thought you were a belly blopper monster.
*Timon: Who you calling belly blopping?
*Pumbaa: I knew there was a belly flopper in here.
*Lovelace: Are you Timon and Pumbaa?
*Timon: Yes. You just came to the right place.
*Pumbaa: Welcome to Hakuna Matata, a predator-free environment with a lot of places to go to, free food, a big old jacuzzi on the far west and a bunch of tree houses on the block.
*Terry: So there's no predators, huh?
*Timon: Correct. You will never see a hyena or a jackal on the jungle.
*Simba: Timon and Pumbaa, i want you to meet our newest member, Mumble.
*Mumble: Hello there.
*Timon: Where are you guys from?
*Mumble: We're from the ice, far away around the world, we live on the continent in which they called it Antarctica.
*Timon: Antarctica?
*Bunga: Sound like a frozen continent to me.
*Mumble: Yeah. We live on the cold weather side of the world.
*Timon: What a relief.
*Lovelace: We have been traveling all around the jungle. Where is your colony?
*Timon: My colony is on the other side of the jungle.
*Nestor: What about the pig?
*Pumbaa: I'm a warthog.
*Raul: But you are a pig.
*Pumbaa: That's right. I don't have a colony.
*Rinaldo: No! We were asking you a question. Where is your darn colony?
*Pumbaa: You meant a group. I still don't have one.
*Ramón: How come?
*Pumbaa: I just don't.
*Ramón: So what is the point of this jungle?
*Timon: You just got here. We call this place Hakuna Matata.
*Ramón: Ha...Hako...Hakona Matata?
*Timon: Hakuna Matata.
*Ramón: Oh, i get it.
*Simba: Hello? Didn't you hear the philosophy a few hours ago?
*Ramón: Trust me, i always forget things.
*Timon: No one have to forget things ever again. You're in our jungle and you live out as a nobody of worries.
*Mumble: We're not worried of everything.
*Timon: Then good for you. Come along.
*Montay: I hope these guys aren't tricksters like the skuas.
*Esequiel: Keep going.
*Montay: Whatever Esequiel.
(In the path of the forest, they're about to reach to the jungle side)
*Mumble: Oh great, now we're going back to the jungle.
*Timon: We're going to my place and you're all going to like it.
*Pumbaa: Ooh, there's a grub stop.
*Timon: Not now Pumbaa. Maybe later in the afternoon.
*Pumbaa: But we are already in the afternoon.
*Timon: What?
*Noah: The sun is shining.
*Atticus: We need to eat.
*Timon: I got something for you.
*Carmen: I knew we're going to get fish.
*Timon: Nope.
*Ramón: Thank you Carmen for spoiling the surprise.
*Carmen: That wasn't me.
*Timon: I present you. *open the log with grubs inside* Yummy delicious grubs!
*Everyone: Ew.
*Ramón: That's gross. Who the heck would eat a bunch of krill-like bugs that have the creepiest eyes in the whole planet?
*Montay: Nasty bro.
*Pumbaa: Come on guys, it's not that bad.
*Terry: My eyes are burning.
*Edwin: I think i'm going to be sick.
*Timon: Come and try one with all of you guys.
*Gloria: No thank you.
*Sven: I may be a likeable person for bugs. But we don't eat them for voring.
*Timon: You never tasted a grub before?
*Sven: Nah. I'm no bug person.
*Timon: Common sense.
*Pumbaa: Who want to try the grubs?
*Bunga: Ooh, me. I always want to pick a grub for lunch.
*Timon: Go ahead Bunga. It's your lucky day.
*Simba: Eh, i'll try one too myself. I haven't tasted a grub for years.
*Mumble: Simba, no.
*Simba: So what do we have here?
*Timon: Pick what you like.
*Simba: The red one should do the trick. Hakuna Matata. *eat the red grub*
*Mumble: Oh lord.
*Ramón: He just ate it.
*Hugh: I bet he's going to throw up.
*Simba: Yummy. I think i should go with the blue one.
*Mumble: Dude, stop.
*Simba: *eat the blue grub* Tasty.
*Everyone: Ew.
*Lovelace: Man, that's nasty! Who would eat all the bugs laying on the log?
*Simba: *burp* Gosh, better than it tasted from my childhood.
*Timon: *eat the grubs* Yummy.
*Pumbaa: *eat the grubs* They're not that bad you guys.
*Bunga: It's easy to never judge a food by it looks and smell. *eat the grub*
*Seymour: We need a memory wiper.
*Miss Viola: Wait, do you guys serve fish in here?
*Timon: Well sometimes. But during the season, we stay out from the hot weather and try to cook some meat from the dead animals of the jungle.
*Miss Viola: Bleh.
*Timon: Does anyone want to try?
*Mumble: No thank you, we're good.
*Timon: That's fine by me. Let's move along.
*Kion: Can we have some grubs as well?
*Timon: Sure, pick any you like.
*Bunga: Woo hoo.
*Fuli: Oh god, here we go again.
*Bunga: Oh, I need some for me.
*Beshte: Bunga.
*Fuli: Let's go already.
*Bunga: Whatever. Zuka Zama.
(Into the forest way to the village)
*Mumble: Where are we heading.
*Timon: To the village.
*Mumble: What kind of village? Is it a group of people who been out worried like you?
*Timon: Oh, Rafiki teached me that in his Tree of Life.
*Mumble: You know Rafiki?
*Timon: Yes. He was a wise cracking monkey with a staff with fruits and a Royal Mjuzi of the Pride Lands.
*Simba: He hit my head once and a old friend of my father.
*Timon: He hit my head too.
*Bunga: So we all got a point there.
*Simba: We were different back then.
*Pumbaa: I bet he didn't hit on my forehead.
*Timon: Pumbaa, all the animals were trained by Rafiki and the monkey hit them on the head when you ask the wrong question.
*Pumbaa: When the student is here, the teacher is ready to teach.
*Timon: That's it, no more apple juice for you.
*Pumbaa: Aw.
*Timon: Nah, i'm just playing with you. Just playing like a portable.
*Ramón: Like a man with chi-chis.
*Lovelace: If you say that one more time, i'm going to cut your flipping fins off.
*Ramón: Ooh, don't wanna go with that in front of the babies.
*Montay: We saw a leopard seal ate a adelie penguin elder back in my homeland like two years ago.
*Timon: Eek, scary. We had fought hyenas in our old colony.
*Bunga: Is this mainly the reason why Scar brought the hyenas to spy after your home?
*Timon: He has gone by many homes to send his nasty hyenas to track down. Even all of them has ran off after all of their failures from the master.
*Nestor: Just like a giant.
*Timon: Giants don't exist. We have animals like a pig.
*Pumbaa: But i am a pig.
*Timon: You're a warthog.
*Pumbaa: That's a coincidence.
*Bunga: Oh look, we're here at the village already.
*Fuli: How do you know?
*Timon: Bunga is right. We are now at Hakuna Village.
(At Hakuna Village, the meerkats are setting up their tents, cooking up grubs with a campfire and passing rocks to everyone to make their homes)
*Ramón: What is this?
*Timon: We just made it. This is where my colony is.
*Mumble: This is a village, filled with meerkats alike?
*Timon: Yes. You said so.
*Simba: Where is your Ma and Uncle Max?
*Timon: Follow me. I know they're in the camp site.
*Kion: You have a camp site?
*Timon: Well Ma and Uncle Max made a camp site for themselves. I'll show you when we get there.
(At Ma and Uncle Max's camp site, Ma brought some tea at the tree stump)
*Ma: Tea is ready.
*Uncle Max: Again? Why can't we drink something else other than tea and orange juice?
*Ma: This is what we have for today.
*Uncle Max: Once again, i'm not going to taste that drink of yours. I wanted coconut juice.
*Ma: We don't have enough coconut left. This is what we have for now.
*Uncle Max: I'm fine. No need for a drink.
*Ma: Then great. No drinks for you.
(Simba, Mumble and the crew enter the camp site)
*Simba: Oh, hey Ma and Uncle Max. Didn't know you're having a drink party without us.
*Timon: And you didn't invite me and Pumbaa?
*Ma: Timon! Welcome back, we haven't seen you for a while.
*Uncle Max: How was babysitting Bunga?
*Timon: Pretty good. We were at the Hakuna Matata Falls for so long and had a little time with the Lion Guard on protecting the Pride Lands from those pesky hyenas.
*Gloria: There is a falls area in the jungle?
*Timon: Yes. But you have to travel through the Pride Lands to find the dense patch of jungle and flows into a large pool of water.
*Bunga: The falls is also my home.
*Fuli: Really?
*Edwin: Don't you like hanging out with a bunch of animals in the jungle?
*Bunga: Not everyone lives here you know.
*Uncle Max: Ha ha ha. We have a few friends that visited the jungle once. I remember that day when the elephants came and they splash all the water towards our grub fest, even the grubs were soaked and all wet from the splash. We couldn't even eat them with water.
*Lovelace: Our friends back home are even crazy than you could imagine.
*Timon: So what do we got here? Tea?
*Ma: Just for you boys. Uncle Max is not going to take a chance on tasting this one.
*Uncle Max: You can all have them.
*Hugh: Don't worry, i'll take it from here.
*Nestor: What about us?
*Seymour: You got any drinks from us?
*Uncle Max: Too late. He got the drinks first.
*Hugh: *drink the tea* Mmm mmm mmm, this taste so good.
*Mumble: He likes it. See?
*Hugh: I love it. Can i have more?
*Ma: Sorry pal, we don't have more tea.
*Hugh: Aw man. I liked your tea.
*Ma: I'll make more when i get the chance to find the right ingredients to the recipe.
*Uncle Max: Next time, i'm making a fruit punch.
*Lovelace: You guys are the nicest people i've ever met.
*Ma: Aw, thanks a lot. What's your name again?
*Lovelace: Lovelace. The chicas called me Guru when i have a big pile of lovestones standing on my nest.
*Timon: Are you a king?
*Lovelace: Well yes. But actually no.
*Simba: Well i'm a king.
*Timon: We know you are the king Simba.
*Montay: The king of lions. How about that?
*Simba: I'm the king of the Pride Lands you fluff tweet.
*Montay: You have very long hair. Didn't you know that.
*Simba: It's called a mane you dork.
*Ma: Let's not start with a fight and have some peace and love in the jungle.
*Simba: Sorry about that.
*Timon: I have a lot of friends for you guys to meet and we're all gonna go together to greet them all.
*Mumble: I can't wait to see what's up with the jungle.
*Simba: What brings us here?
*Pumbaa: Eating chicken wings at the camping grounds?
*Timon: No. You already have a bunch of steak last night.
*Pumbaa: Oh, i better take a break on eating meat.
*Timon: Follow us my friends.
*Simba: No worries.
*Timon: No worries at all. Let's go.
(At Mody and Dacey's cave home, Mody set up a grub salad for himself at the table)
*Mody: What a fresh bowl of grub salad. This is all for me.
*Dacey: You made grub salad without me? I want some.
*Mody: Bro, go get your own grub salad.
*Dacey: We can share like we always do.
*Mody: Well i can prepare the whole recipe with you guys.
*Monzo: Yummy fresh grub salad.
*Della: What you guys cooking?
*Mody: We're preparing grub salad for the whole family.
*Della: Grub salad?
*Monzo: Come sweetheart, let's do it the way Mody used to make.
*Timon: Hello there people. I would like to introduce to all of our friends from far away.
*Mody: Timon, what are you doing here?
*Monzo: Don't you know how to knock?
*Timon: What? There is no door on a cave and we don't need doors.
*Simba: Wow, you have a really nice cave on the block.
*Monzo: What the? Who are the strangers coming over to our cave?
*Kion: Hi, i'm Kion, leader of the Lion Guard and the son of King Simba.
*Monzo: King Simba?
*Della: Oh my, it's you.
*Simba: Everyone, come inside. It's warm out there.
*Mumble: Nice cave.
*Monzo: Well hello there. What kind of duck are you?
*Mumble: I'm a penguin.
*Monzo: A penguin? I've never seen a penguin before in my entire life.
*Mumble: My colony is filled of penguins alike.
*Ramón: I'm a adelie.
*Noah: I'm a emperor.
*Lovelace: I'm a rockhopper.
*Sven: I may not be a penguin, but i am a flying puffin bird, with poof.
*Hugh: I'm a chinstrap, whatever.
*Della: And what kind of feather penguins are they?
*Mumble: I'm a emperor too. Erik is a emperor, Atticus is a emperor, Boadicea is a emperor, many chicks are also emperors as well.
*Mody: Like the king of pebbles?
*Mumble: You seriously don't know what i'm saying.
*Mody: Nope.
*Mumble: What a ignorant.
*Simba: It's okay Mumble. These boys are very weird to me.
*Timon: Hey, don't say them weird like that.
*Dacey: Show some respect.
*Mumble: Fine, then you are playing with me.
*Mody: I was playing with you Tallboy.
*Nestor: Hey, he said Tallboy.
*Raul: Just like what we used to say.
*Lombardo: Are you kidding me?
*Rinaldo: You're making a lot of new friends.
*Mody: Have you meet all of our other friends yet in the jungle?
*Mumble: Oh boy, i know there's more.
*Timon: Come along.
*Mody: Don't you guys want any grub salad?
*Noah: It look nice, but no thank you.
*Bunga: I'll take it.
*Mody: Have it if you like. I'll make another one with the family.
*Timon: Keep up the good work Mody.
*Mody: Thanks a million.
(At Hakuna Forest, the gang is searching for more friends of Timon)
*Timon: We are now at the Hakuna Matata Forest.
*Simba: This is a good forest you got.
*Timon: We don't really own it. It's the jungle's.
*Pumbaa: It's everyone jungle you know.
*Timon: Of couse, everyone go to the jungle to have some fun.
*Simba: You think you own the jungle for yourself?
*Timon: Yes. We live here, so does the Hakuna Matata Falls.
*Simba: You own everything in the jungle?
*Timon: Yes! I just said it. The falls is separated from the jungle.
*Mumble: You don't have to confuse us with the places that we're going.
*Seymour: Like we said, where could your other friends be?
*Timon: I know the place. Follow me.
(At a cave, three meerkats set up camp as they cook the grubs on the campfire)
*Monty: This camping trip is going to be great.
*Mabu: I got more grubs coming.
*Mishka: We'll cook one at a time to make those bugs crispy.
*Monty: It's a lot sweet than the last one we made.
*Mabu: Do you have any worms?
*Mishka: We don't have worms. Sorry.
*Mabu: Great. I can't enjoy my grubs without a slimy wormy meal.
*Mishka: Come on, you choose a meal and you earn what you get.
*Mabu: I'm going to eat some utamu.
*Monty: There's utamu? Where's the utamu?
*Mishka: It's right here pal.
*Monty: Oh god, there it is.
*Mabu: This look good to me.
*Monty: Yummy.
*Mabu: Taste delicious and it's fantastic.
*Mishka: Let me try to see what it taste like. *eat the utamu*
*Mabu: What do you think of it?
*Mishka: It looks good to me.
*Mabu: *eat the utamu* Still good to me.
*Monty: *eat the utamu: Hey, this one is great.
*Mabu: Best rare grubs ever.
*Monty: Um, i think we're having guests over.
*Mabu: I see Simba, Timon, Pumbaa and a lot of people coming over.
*Simba: Hey guys, i didn't see you for so long.
*Monty: Well hello there, are you bringing a lot of people to tour on the entire Hakuna Matata jungle?
*Simba: Yes. We got like many on our group.
*Mumble: Are you guys related to Timon?
*Timon: Oh yes, those are my nephews and niece.
*Mabu: Well hello there. I'm Mabu.
*Mishka: I'm Mishka.
*Monty: And i'm Monty.
*Lovelace: Good to see you all.
*Monty: Oh look it's Bunga. How are you doing?
*Bunga: Pretty great. I have been busy with the Lion Guard, dealing with all of the chaos happening in the Pride Lands.
*Monty: The Lion Guard? You been hanging out with a bunch of lions that protect the Pride Lands and stop the hyenas from eating the animals' bellies?
*Bunga: Actually nowadays, the Lion Guard is made up of animals with a lion, a honey badger like me, a cheetah, hippo and a egret.
*Kion: I actually made the group myself.
*Monty: You did? Since when?
*Kion: I formed it with my friends before we faced the hyenas on the plains of the Pride Lands.
*Monty: Hyenas, we know we hate them alot.
*Simba: I beat them all in one day.
*Monty: That's so cool of you.
*Pumbaa: So where have you been the whole time?
*Mishka: We were just hunting for grubs.
*Bunga: Ooh, may i take one of your utamu grubs?
*Timon: No Bunga, you just have some.
*Bunga: Ah great. I shouldn't have eaten before i stop by those special grubs.
*Monty: So where are these birds from?
*Mumble: We're from Antarctica.
*Mabu: So they're all from Antarctica, including this flying toucan?
*Sven: I am a puffin.
*Mabu: A puffin. I get it. I never seen one in Hakuna Matata before.
*Lovelace: He's from Adelie-Land and is a long time friend of mine.
*Sven: We actually met each other at a boat.
*Timon: Anything you guys like to do.
*Mumble: Where do you want us to stay at?
*Pumbaa: You're all guests, so we have a special place for all of you guys to stay for one night.
*Esequiel: One night? We haven't even explore the whole jungle ourselves.
*Timon: We pass by the place when exploring and we're going back to it.
*Nestor: You mean the Tree Tops?
*Timon: Ha, he just said it.
*Pumbaa: The Tree Tops.
*Rinaldo: Whoa whoa whoa, we're sleeping in all of the trees?
*Timon: No. It's a village for all the meerkats to travel and hang out. We're going to take a look on this special place.
*Memphis: It's also like a fort.
*Timon: That's correct. Are you guys going to come?
*Mishka: Yes, we're just packing up.
*Monty: It's good to come along with you guys.
*Mumble: This is the biggest jungle i've ever been to.
*Simba: I was raised here for years.
*Timon: Come along animals, we're going to rock this party up like we're eating grubs at a buffet.
*Fuli: Oh no.
*Bunga: Zuka Zama, it's going to be fun.
*Beshte: You know what i say.
*Ono: Hapana! This is crazy.
*Kion: This is the place where there is no problems, but falling off the cliff.
*Timon: You know how it feel when your father fall off the waterfall as a cub.
*Kion: I did the same thing at the falls.
*Timon: That's not a coincidence.
*Pumbaa: *farts* Excuse me.
*Timon: You just farted on orientation.
*Pumbaa: Sorry about that.
TO BE CONTINUED
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