El Rancho Grainboots

Real Name: Enrique Velasco
Native Planet/Universe: Earth 37729
First Appearance: Adventures of Greasemixer: Onset
Final Appearance: Adventures of Greasemixer: Onset
Status: Dead
Enrique Velasco was a young Mexican anti-patriot who lived in Mazatlán during the Mexican Revolution. He was killed, and his soul was trapped inside a mannequin, where he was dubbed "El Rancho Grainboots". El Rancho was the protector of Vietnam, cursed by a servant of The Elder. 
El Rancho gained forbidden knowledge provided to earth by The Elder, and it drove him to madness and insanity. This knowledge caused him to shed all destiny, all passion, all moral, and become a murderous monster who wished to be "set free". He was killed by General Gasnasser and Sergeant Greasemixer in 2008.