最近カレ死が冷たいの (Saikin Kareshi ga Tsumetai no)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
学校やっと解放 	gakkou yatto kaihou 	School’s out at last.
つまらんわ雑踏 	tsumaran wa zattou 	I’m sick to death of the crowds,
拘束する校則 	kousoku suru kousoku 	And its rules are so constraining.
控訴してもいっすか？ 	kouso shite mo issu ka? 	Is it okay to take this to appeals court?
 	 	
やっぱ君しかおらん 	yappa kimi shika oran 	All the same, there ain’t nobody for me but you.
ギュッてしなきゃ帰らん 	gyutte shinakya kaeran 	Squeeze me tight or you’re never goin’ home.
抵抗しないで 	teikou shinaide 	Resistance is futile—
テイクアウト期待デー 	teikuauto kitai dee 	This is the day I’ve been anticipating, when you take me out.
 	 	
一体全体どうなってんの？パラノイア 	ittaizentai dou natten no? paranoia 	My paranoia asks, “How the hell is this gonna wind up?”
痛いビンタもっともっとくださいな 	itai binta motto motto kudasai na 	More and more painful slaps in the face, please and thank you!
 	 	
密会失敗はいはい今日もそのLIAR 	mikkai shippai hai hai kyou mo sono LIAR	Your trysts ended in failure. Yep, yep, you’re a liar today too.
いっぱい失態ないない全部君のせい♪ 	ippai shittai nai nai zenbu kimi no sei♪	I’m not, not full of errors—it’s all your fault♪
 	 	
La La La 	La La La 	La la la,
最近カレ死が冷たいの 	saikin kareshi ga tsumetai no 	Recently, my dead boyfriend’s gotten cold.
揺さぶる、無言つまんないの 	yusaburu, mugon tsumannai no 	It upsets me, but your zipped lips are a snoozefest.
安眠させてよ腕枕 	anmin sasete yo udemakura 	Lemme use your arms as a pillow and get a good night’s sleep.
君が居なきゃドグラ・マグラ 	kimi ga inakya dogura magura 	Without you, I’m liable to snap.
 	 	
このまま寝ちゃうの？ 	kono mama nechau no? 	You gonna keep dozing away like this?
ひとりボッチであっかんべー 	hitoribocchi de akkanbee 	I’m on my own.
 	 	
やっぱどっか行こうよ 	yappa dokka ikou yo 	All the same, we can go somewhere!
おうちデートいいけど 	ouchi deeto ii kedo 	I’m fine with going back to your place,
もう血程度余裕よ？ 	mou chi teido yoyuu yo? 	But have you got blood to spare now?
掃除なんていいでしょ？ 	souji nante ii desho? 	It’s okay if I clean up or whatever, right?
 	 	
ゲロゲロメロディ大混乱 	gerogero merodi daikonran 	With the turmoil of a retching melody, my search
失敗みたい検索←はい網羅 	shippai mitai kensaku ← hai moura 	Seems to be a failure (and yes, I left no stone unturned).
頭痒いわ、てんやわんや 	atama kayui wa, tenyawanya 	My head’s itchin’ from all this chaos.
おつむ悪いからまぢ分からん♪ 	otsumu warui kara maji wakaran♪ 	I’m kinda stupid, so I really don’t geddit♪
 	 	
La La La 	La La La 	La la la,
なんねぇ？カノジョにその態度 	nan nee? kanojo ni sono taido 	What’s with your behavior towards your girlfriend?
拭き取る、洗う花嫁修業 	fukitoru, arau hanayome shugyou 	Let’s call this wiping and washing “domestic training.”
バイ菌まみれぢゃ脳細胞 	baikin mamire ja nousaibou 	If you’re covered in germs, then use those brain cells of yours!
最近アチラも塩対応 	saikin achira mo shiotaiou 	Recently, they’ve been giving me the cold shoulder too.
 	 	
そのまま寝ちゃうの？ 	sono mama nechau no? 	You gonna keep dozing away like that?
ひとりボッチであっかんべー 	hitoribocchi de akkanbee 	I’m taunting you like a child on my own.
 	 	
最近カレ死が冷たいの 	saikin kareshi ga tsumetai no 	Recently, my dead boyfriend’s gotten cold.
安眠させてよ腕枕 	anmin sasete yo udemakura 	Lemme use your arms as a pillow and get a good night’s sleep.
君が居なきゃドグラ・マグラ 	kimi ga inakya dogura magura 	Without you, I’m liable to snap.
 	 	
最近カレシが動かんの 	saikin kareshi ga ugokan no 	Recently, my boyfriend hasn’t been moving.
揺さぶる、揺れず 	yusaburu, yurezu 	It upsets me, but I’m not budging.
すまん解剖 	suman kaibou 	You’ll be sorry during your autopsy!
監禁されてらひざ枕 	kankin saretera hizamakura 	I’d use your legs as a pillow if you locked me up,
気味が悪い毒な惡魔 	kimi ga warui doku na akuma 	‘Cause I’m such a creepy, toxic demon.
 	 	
このまま腐るの？ 	kono mama kusaru no? 	You gonna keep rotting away like that?
ひとり帰るわあっかんべー 	hitori kaeru wa akkanbee 	I’m taunting you like a child, going home alone.
自撮りボッチでupっぷぷーぷ♪ 	jidori bocchi de up ppupuupu♪ 	I’ll take a selfie on my own and up-up-upload it!
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