Love is Blind

You know what they say, Love is Blind.
==Plot==
Johnny is thirsty and needs to suck someone’s blood. Naturally I choose to make him speak to some random guy on the street. They start talking and a young child shows up. Right when Johnny’s about to suck his blood, the man leaves. This is really unfortunate, I wanted to traumatise the child. I try to get Johnny to do the same to a random woman, she leaves as well. I try to get Johnny to suck the blood of a teenage girl who he apparently doesn’t get along with. Now that works.
Mark heads over to Chris-R’s place, in his cop uniform, and enters his house without knocking somehow. He sits down where Chris-R was playing chess (this guy’s always playing chess whenever I go to see him) and asks about the quality of his drugs. Chris-R starts yelling at him, possibly noticing his cop outfit. Mark isn’t here to arrest Chris-R though, instead he decides to buy a bag of weed from him. Once the deal is sealed, he leaves and heads over to that drug store Funky Kong used to own. It’s still open, but there’s not many drugs left. All that’s left in the store is cigarettes, vapes, MDMA, Pepsi for some reason and one bag of weed. Also the store still allows nudity so Mark strips off while he’s there. The store doesn’t have any rolling paper so Mark has to go somewhere else.
While Mark is “somewhere else”, Chris-R shows up at the drug store. Chris-R eventually decides to strip off as well and plays either a violin or a guitar behind the counter, I can’t see which it is because there’s a blur in the way. Mark has finally made it to the other drug store he was going to.
Who the hell is this guy?
Mark finally has the rolling papers he needs and heads back to The Room household. When he’s there, he’s told to be friendly to Johnny because he’s “having a rough day.” For some reason Johnny and Denny have an argument and Denny gets so mad that he takes out the trash. The next day, Johnny and Peter wake up and Johnny makes drinks for them both.
“I don’t understand women. Do you, Peter?”
“What man does?”
WHAT’S HE DOING?!
The conversation continues.
Peter’s very interested as you can see here.
Mark also enters the conversation and eats some food. “Women, man. Women just confuse me.” At one point Johnny abruptly decides to insult Peter. “PETER YOU ALWAYS PSYCHOLOGIST WITH US!” Meanwhile, Mark has started flirting with Lisa right in front of Johnny, who is reading a book. I thought I heard Johnny scream in rage at one point but this was actually Denny who is mad at the trash he left on the ground earlier in the episode. Johnny takes no notice of what is happening between his future wife and his best friend. Lisa then goes up to Johnny and starts making out with him. I can’t tell if my version of The Room story makes more or less sense than the original film.
Mark suddenly becomes very tense over his relationship with Lisa and heads up to the roof where he starts smoking. While he’s smoking, Peter heads up to the roof as well.
“I just feel like running. Killing myself, something crazy like that.”
Peter asks about Mark’s day and Mark soon enters into a deep conversation. Mark then starts yelling at him for some reason. Lisa then appears out of nowhere and says this to Peter: “Sometimes we've got to get by with a little help from our friends. There's nothing I need more help with than this raging sensation in my panties. How about you and I help each other out?” Peter says that he doesn’t need Lisa’s help with anything right now and she leaves. “She's a SOCIOPATH, she only cares about herself she can't. Love. Anyone.”
Mark insults Peter. “You think you know everything. You don’t know SHIT.” Peter asks Mark if he’s having an affair with Lisa and he pretty much confesses everything immediately. “I am SO in love with Lisa!” This was the in-game response. Mark then begins to beat Peter up.
“What are you, NUTS?! God!”
Peter walks off to a corner of the roof where he begins walking in circles. Mark then delivers a super kick, kicking Peter to another part of the roof. This kills Peter. Mark appears to immediately regret his actions and when the Grim Reaper arrives he demands that Peter be spared. This fails and Mark starts crying before going downstairs to use his computer. Mark goes over to Johnny (Lisa and Denny are also there for some reason), who asks him where Peter is. Mark lies and tells Johnny that Peter has gone to work on a film with Warner Bros and that honestly, “I didn’t really like Peter.” Johnny responds in rage. “You know what, that’s fine, Peter leaves, don’t come back. We don’t need him anyway. It’s his loss—him and his stupid Warner Bros. They spit on you at Warner Bros.”
Johnny then begins the search for a replacement for Peter while Mark cleans up the murder scene he’s left behind on the roof. A man named Steven is outside the house for some reason and Lisa starts talking to him. Lisa leads him into the house and Johnny decides to test him. He walks up to Steven and says “You just won a million dollars.” Steven appears to believe this at first, but Steven actually knows that Johnny is lying. Steven respects the skill it took for Johnny to craft such a devious lie! Deception can be hard to pull off, but it sure can keep a conversation fun and full of mischief (this genuinely happened in the game).
The conversation continues and Johnny gives Steven a rundown of the situation. “Peter left. Now you are like Peter, but you are Steven.” Steven is now the newest member of The Room Household. Meanwhile, Mark appears to be struggling to cope with what he has done. While getting some food from the fridge, he gets out a bloody knife and starts making what looks like stabbing motions with it, while arguing with people who aren’t really there. This is happening right next to Denny, who doesn’t respond to what Mark is doing. In fact Denny is just stood there not doing anything at all. Mark then starts trying to calm himself down. Denny then starts talking to invisible people as well. Peter’s death/move to Warner Bros. has taken its toll on everyone.
We end this segment almost exactly how it began. Johnny goes outside, transforms into his vampire form, and starts approaching people asking to suck their blood. He’s thirsty. He starts with a random woman, she walks off immediately after seeing Johnny’s vampire form. “Run away right now or you’re going to be killed.” Johny then tries a random man and this time it works. That was easy. Meanwhile at the Kong household.
IT’S SNOWING!
The power’s gone out because nobody has paid the bills yet. SpongeBob pays the bills, Graggle shovels the snow and goes through walls somehow. My game crashes. I restart, somehow the game is even more laggy now than it was before. An adult ghost goes into Frankie Kong’s room and tries to fall asleep in a bed near her, this is not right. The ghost of Mr. Krabs is also hanging about, he starts crying at his own grave with Graggle. This is a great segment. Once Mr. Krabs finishes crying, he and Graggle sit with their feet in the swimming pool. I can’t even imagine how it must feel for a ghost to do that.
Graggle goes upstairs and uses a future cube to find out his future. The cube responds saying his future “looks pixelated”. 
WHAT’S WITH HIS EYES?!
SpongeBob then goes upstairs just to scream in Graggle’s face because he saw a ghost. After this, SpongeBob uses the treadmill.
It doesn’t go very well. Franke Kong reaches a milestone, she laughed for the first time in her life. Someone must’ve shown her Pickle Rick. Hallie enters the room and starts beating up the teddy bear, that’s not nice. Also her class is going on a trip to the planetarium today so I can’t go with her to school, aw.
Graggle has to go to work but there’s something he needs to do before then. He still has lung cancer and his treatment is taking forever, so he decides to quit smoking to see if that speeds it up. He goes to Chris-R’s place, knocks on the door and is allowed in. Chris-R is beating up his teddy bear too :(. Graggle introduces himself, praises Chris-R’s facial hair and then buys a bag of cocaine and a magic mushroom. By this point Chris-R is in the bathroom, completely naked for some reason. This doesn’t concern Graggle, neither does his boss calling him probably wondering where he is. Graggle takes the magic mushroom, snorts some coke and then goes to work. Reminder: he’s a lawyer. The magic mushroom takes effect while he’s at work and he “feels as if he is feeling underwater, yet not... In the strangest of ways…”
SpongeBob travels with Evelyn to a park, where SpongeBob starts talking to plants. There’s a bar near the park and SpongeBob starts making drinks for everyone. Remember when he was an alcoholic? After finishing one drink, SpongeBob makes another for himself and dares Evelyn to “streak” wait what? SpongeBob makes more drinks and Evelyn has disappeared. She actually did streak but the camera was focused on SpongeBob so I missed it. As SpongeBob is making drinks he “contemplates life” and then goes to pee in a bush, in public… SpongeBob finishes the drink he made and proceeds to take a nap in the same bush he peed in.
Update on Graggle, despite being on shroom and coke, he has made $198 at work. Good for him. SpongeBob isn’t comfortable sleeping in the bush, it has “been used before” and “someone didn’t flush”. He wakes up and guess what? He decides to make some more drinks and kisses Evelyn for the first time… WAIT THESE TWO HAVEN’T KISSED BEFORE?! SpongeBob keeps the drink in his hand while they kiss. Once they finish drinking, they decide to have sex in the bush. The same bush SpongeBob peed and napped in earlier… At least his mid-life crisis is over?
Once they finish, SpongeBob has another pee in the bush. There’s also an animation glitch and Evelyn appears to be smoking… a book. At least it’s not an MP3 file. SpongeBob and Evelyn begin talking again and SpongeBob unlocks the “single and lovin’ it” lifestyle. Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks game. After wasting the entire day at this park (it’s now 11 PM), SpongeBob decides to invite Evelyn to stay the night at his house.
I stop recording briefly, start recording again. SpongeBob farts. Just before leaving to go to his place, SpongeBob makes another alcoholic drink to bring with him. Back at home, Graggle is “tripping… hard. He is overcome with inspiration but has some issues remembering the rapidly appearing genius thoughts.” Graggle has a “profound thought that all Sims are given a measure of life to spend as they enter the world. With this life, they can do anything they choose. Why then, should it be, that anyone chooses less than total exhaustion?” SpongeBob has already started making more drinks. Why?
Evelyn walks out of the house quickly because of a “personal emergency”; it looks like she needed to go to the toilet. Hallie starts making alcoholic drinks, just like her father, while vaping weed at the same time. She then goes to school and is immediately yelled at by the school’s principal. “You aren’t easy to trust. It makes you very suspicious.” This is a high school, not Among Us. “So you thought it'd be a good idea to use substances on the school premises, Mrs. SquarePants? Well, I can give you all the time you need to sober up this afternoon. In detention!”
This punishment seems unfair. Technically, she didn’t do any substances on the school premises. She did it at home. Also, the game won’t let me take any drugs at school for a while because she is “in enough trouble as it is.” Also [2], the violence mod doesn’t work at school. I can’t punch the principal. All Hallie can do, is an “evil workout” what’s an evil workout?
In class, Hallie was distracted trying to find the right colour pen for note-taking and missed part of the teacher's lecture. She heard the phrase "CT" but doesn't know what the acronym stands for. What could it have been? There are two options: Critical Thinking or Caterpillar Tyranny. I went with Critical Thinking and now I regret it. Hallie quickly takes notes but is still somewhat behind. It was a lucky guess, but next time she should really listen… It didn’t tell me if she was right or not.
Class ends and Hallie pranks the whiteboard. The teacher yells at her. “So you fancy yourself a prankster, Mrs. SquarePants? Well, I can give you all the time you like to sharpen those prankster skills this afternoon. In detention!” Hallie tricks her with a hand buzzer. At lunchtime, Hallie starts spreading nasty rumours and “throwing shade” at people, that’s not nice. Hallie even tries acting tough to the same teacher that yelled at her for pranking the whiteboard.
Hallie arrives at her next class late. Not sure if this is her fault or not, I didn’t know where the class was and Hallie kept wanting to practice the violin. The class ends 2 seconds after she arrives. Now it’s time for her to serve detention… She’s practicing the violin again.
I didn’t get detention at school, is it really this boring? The end of the day report is published, “Hallie seemed a little inattentive in class today” well she was on drugs, “she should make sure her class skills are up before next week!” After finishing detention, Hallie “threatens” the teacher. I don't know what she was threatening to do but she’s completed part of the public enemy aspiration so that’s good. Hallie also makes fun of someone but then realizes school is over, it’s not her class, she can go home now.
While Hallie was at school, SpongeBob was suffering from a “massive hangover” YOU DON’T SAY?! He’s also got an itching in his genitals. Hm. 
Apparently this buff means that Funky Kong got bit by an infant. It looks like he just found out they hit the pentagon. Funky invites his girlfriend, Cassandra, over and SpongeBob has to make a drink for her. You definitely still have a drinking problem, SpongeBob. Funky kisses Cassandra and she’s attacked by Prince Philip the raccoon. Funky also convinces Cassandra to leave her husband and spend the night at the house. Excellent…
Aww, that’s cute.
Funky and Cassandra going upstairs to have sex isn’t though. Hallie binge drinking and smoking weed isn’t very good either. Not sure about Funky kissing Cassandra while being completely naked either. Are Funky and Cassandra having sex in the telescope now? Hallie is still drinking and for some reason is allowed to book a “vacation day” for school. SpongeBob yells at her for being drunk but then starts looking around weirdly and making cat noises, I think he’s drunk too.
OK, now Funky and Cassandra are having sex in the shower. Hallie has finally had too many drinks and passes out on the floor, next to the ghost of April, who is smoking weed and appears to look over at Hallie briefly. Just before passing out Hallie asked April if she wanted to hang out and she agreed. 30 seconds later, April decides to leave.
Meanwhile, Graggle is still trying to quit smoking but has the urge to smoke again. He does more cocaine instead… CASSANDA PROPOSES TO FUNKY KONG?! AND I MISSED IT?! BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO DEAL WITH GRAGGLE WHO WANTED TO DO COCAINE?! Funky says yes. Why did she propose to him in the bathroom while SpongeBob was using the shower?
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