Donald Trump ruins Thanksgiving Day

== Cast ==
* Joe Biden
* Barack Obama
* Bill Clinton
* Hillary Clinton
* Al Gore
* Chelsea Clinton
* Donald Trump
== Transcript ==
Donald Trump: (After they're eating their Thanksgiving dinner.) That was a great Thanksgiving dinner! I'm ready for pumpkin pie! (He gets up from the dinner table & getting some pumpkin pie.)
Joe Biden: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Donald Trump, Come back here!
Donald Trump: (He arrived back at the dinner table.) What did I do? I didn't do anything wrong!
Barack Obama: Before we can have pumpkin pie, we need some jokes. So go get the joke book.
Donald Trump: What? Not on Thanksgiving! I have an aversion to jokes, I just want to have pumpkin pie, but without telling you jokes!
Bill Clinton: It doesn’t matter, you're still telling us jokes! Having pumpkin pie without telling us jokes will not work, you seriously need to have a sense of humor!
Donald Trump: I am not having a sense of humor anymore, I hate it!
Hillary Clinton: You have to! Learning to laugh with other people is needed because it's a part of family life! In fact, Thanksgiving is about doing things together as a family.
Donald Trump: But I hate jokes, you can't make me!
Al Gore: Donald Trump don't act like a brat on Thanksgiving! You can either tells us jokes and have pumpkin pie or go straight to bed early!
Donald Trump: NO, I AM NOT TELLING YOU JOKES, NOT EVEN ON THANKSGIVING! I HATE THEM!
Chelsea Clinton: Oh well, then I guess no pumpkin pie!
Donald Trump: BUT I TOLD YOU GUYS ALREADY I HATE JOKES! LET ME HAVE PUMPKIN PIE RIGHT NOW, JOKES ARE TOO BOTHERING FOR ME!
Joe Biden: I'm sorry that jokes are bothering and impacting for you! But you're still telling us jokes!
Barack Obama: Tell us some jokes and have pumpkin pie or go to bed early!
Donald Trump: YOU ALL NOT BEING FAIR! I HATE TELLING JOKES, I WILL THROW AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS!
Bill Clinton: YOU'RE NOT THROWING AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING PUMPKIN PIE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR AT ALL!
Donald Trump: (He's crying, because he is not very happy.) But you guys started it! You all made me upset! You forced me to tell you all jokes when I already told you over a thousand times that I hated them! It's all your guys fault for ruining Thanksgiving!
Hillary Clinton: No, we did not make you do anything! YOU CHOSE TO GET UPSET; YOU DISPLAYED AN UNCONTROLLABLE OUTBURST IN FRONT OF US! IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT AND THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Donald Trump: You guys don't understand how much I strongly hate jokes! It's my opinion to dislike jokes and laughing with other people!
Al Gore: DONALD TRUMP, THAT'S A COP-OUT, IT'S NOT AN OPINION! YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES TO AVOID LAUGHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
Chelsea Clinton: IF YOU CHOOSE TO AVOID HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR ENTIRELY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS!
Donald Trump: But I hate having a sense of humor, because you're doing it to embarrass me!
Joe Biden: TOUGH AND IT IS NOT DONE TO MAKE YOU EMBARRASSED!
Barack Obama: YOU ARE GROUNDED THROUGHOUT ALL THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AND YOU WILL NOT BE GOING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING TOMORROW!
Bill Clinton: NOW, GET UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM AND GET TO BED!