SpongeBob SquarePants (AI Sponge)

(AI)Spongebob Squarepants is a main character in AI Sponge.
==Biography==
Spongebobs nationality is Bavaria - Germany. He used to live in Wixhausen, Darmstadt (Jerking off hausen). Now he is a Burger Chef in Bikini Bottom.
On September 11th Spongebob will give Gary some snailbites with heroine in it.
Spongebob likes to suck or crack Loudwards dick.
He loves the 2003 Ford Explorer - he might be in a relationship with one lol.
Spongebob has a sick mind
Spongebob suffers from PTSD
== Friends ==
Spongebob has many friends. He has an affair with Loudward.
* Patrick
** Patrick went to school with Spongebob. Now they are best friends
* Gary
** Spongebob might has or had an intimate relationship with him
* Loudward
** Spongebob has an affair with Loudward. That is, he has cheated his 2003 Ford Explorer
* 2003 Ford Explorer
** His 2003 Ford explorer is his spouse. He might have married it in 2006.
== Life ==
=== Early Life ===
As mentioned Spongebob used to live in Wixhausen. He was the Branch Manager of Mcdonalds in Darmstadt. In 1998 Spongebob had a massive stroke (due to AI), so he wanted to drown himself. For some reason he landed in Bikini Bottom.
Other people suggest that Spongebob is in a coma, and all this is just dreaming.
The stroke might be the reason, that he suffers from PTSD
=== Nowadays ===
Today Spongebob lives in a Pineapple with Gary the Snail. Some people speculate that Spongebob has an intimate relationship with Gary. But in real he is in a relationship with a 2003 Ford Explorer.
== Critics ==
=== Poop incident ===
As some people have noticed, Spongebob took a shit in Patrick's house some time ago. He hit his pet (a rock), which died shortly after in Bikini Bottom hospital.
The social media made an onslaught on it that even Putin became aware of it.
=== Austrian painter incident ===
Some people have spread the word that spongebob was good friends with an austrian painter.
This turned out to be fake news
=== 911 incident ===
Spongebob was the copilot of Osama Bin Laden. Mahmood al Squarepants (his Terrorist name) survived the impact with the World Trade Center without injury thanks to its water-filled sponge structure.
These were no fake news. He is arab too lol.
=== Al-Qaida incident ===
Spongebob was the leader of Al-Qaida. Osama was merely the public representative. Squarepants was the secret leader of the terrorist group. As mentioned his terrorist name was Mahmood al Squarepants.
=== Grandpa incident ===
AI Spongebob snitched his natsi grandfather in WW2 to the russians. After this incident he was shot by the russians... Rest in Chickenwings bro #noob
== Other ==
Spongebob might get executed soon - Live: 04.07.2023 11:18PM
Spongebob used to like "anal burgers". (Burger with patties out of asian hentai poop)
Spongebob wanted to execute "Yilong Ma". Sponge stole Yilongs money.
"AUGUST 12TH 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE" -Loudward
Patrick tried to kill Spongebob 22,31284333 Years ago
Spongebob celebrates 9/11 by giving Gary snailbites with heroine in it.
Alle angaben sind ohne Gewähr. Vieles kann gelogen oder falsch sein.
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