The Jonkler

== Overview ==
The Jonkler is a joke Major Threat currently available in KoishBox.
== Appearance ==
The Jonkler appears as this specific render of the Joker from the Batman: Arkham video game franchise, albeit cut off at the knees.
== Behavior ==
The Jonkler is, in truth, simply a rehash of Radiant Minoshi PrimeThe monologue that the Minoshi Primes perform upon their defeat is unchanged, giving this fact; except he moves at horrifyingly fast speeds and is an absolutely diabolical threat to face. He can be parried, just with extreme difficulty and the high chance of death. He has 25 HP, 1 phase and has the following unique behaviors:
* All of the Jonkler's attacks are set to have a 0.01 second cooldown on everything, from attack frequency to parry window speed.
* The Jonkler's noises are agonizingly loud & distorted, and any dialogue is replaced with the word "society". The only exception to this, likely an oversight, is the "DIE!" attack.
* Every few seconds, The Jonkler will fire one of the gargantuan death rays pocketed from Junkoishi's "Shivering Star" and "Exceedingly Majestic Light" attacks in a random direction, then fire a barrage of crit-missiles from the Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank. This latter ability persists in the hypothetical scenario he is parried.
=== Threat Tips ===
* Humorously, the scattered limbs of your dead corpse has an easier chance of parrying the Jonkler due to the immense blast radius and extreme frequency of his explosive attacks, rather than if you were intact and still alive. This is called a "kamikaze strike" and it was patented by the Japanese in the 1940s.
== Trivia ==
* The Jonkler is a reference to the r/BatmanArkham subreddit, noted for it's surreal humor regarding a franchise of characters such as Man (Batman), Bone (Bane), and, eponymously, the Jonkler (the Joker).
** His description is a reference to the frequent "Why did [X] do [action]? Is [X] stupid?" meme on the subreddit.
** The picture used for The Jonkler's obtainment GUI is a screencap of a surprised Joker, synonymous with the aforementioned meme.
* He is, technically, the first male Koishi in either KoishBox or FTK2.
* The Jonkler has the highest KC value at 5,000,000 KC, beating out the Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank's 500,000 KC value.
== Gallery ==
File:Is he stupid.png|The GUI given when collecting the Jonkler.
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