A Miller's Christmas

A Miller's Christmas is the 19th episode of Stuck With the Millers.
Next episode: Varsandra's Wedding
== Synopsis: ==
The Millers celebrate Christmas. David and Greg time travel to 1502 to give Varian and Cassandra a merry Christmas. Robert and Riley make Christmas dinner and the Christmas cookies. Lizzie helps Landon get into the Christmas spirit. Grandma April struggles to come over after a big snowstorm.
== Character Appearances: ==
* David
* Greg
* Robert
* Lizzie
* Emma
* Henry
* Brittany
* Todd
* Sarah
* Cassandra
* Varian
* Riley
* Landon
* April
== Transcript: ==
On Christmas Eve, the Millers were getting ready for Christmas.
David: And grandma April’s coming, isn’t she?
Sarah: She should be here any moment now…
Lizzie: Well, I did invite Landon over.
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David: You didn’t.
Lizzie: What? He’s been a real grinch and I want to give him the best Christmas ever to give him some of that Christmas spirit!
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David: No offense, Lizzie, but you tried that with our ancestor, Terrance, last year. It didn’t work. Remember, he ended up almost destroying Royal Woods?
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Lizzie: But Landon is totally different! It’ll work! I promise!
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David rolled his eyes.
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Greg came rushing in.
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Greg: David! We need to go to 1502! Varian and Cassandra need our help!
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David: What happened?!
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Greg: Just come on!
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David and Greg rushed to their room.
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Robert and Riley came out of the kitchen.
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Robert: The Christmas dinner is almost ready! We’ll still need time on the cookies.
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Todd: Awesome! You two never disappoint!
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Riley: I just love cooking for all of you!
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Robert and Riley went back into the kitchen.
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Sarah: It’s strange April hasn’t shown up.
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Todd: Yeah. Mother’s never late for Christmas. It’s her favorite holiday!
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Brittany: I’m sure she’ll be here soon.
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Henry: I just hope this Christmas will be good.
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Emma: I’m sure it will be.
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Lizzie: Especially if we’re all together!
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~ ~ ~
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Meanwhile, David and Greg landed in Corona.
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Varian and Cassandra were headed to the castle.
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David and Greg went up to them.
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Varian: David! Greg!
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Cassandra: Aren’t you supposed to be in 2020? It’s Christmas!
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David: We heard you needed help.
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Varian: Okay. We admit it. We do need help.
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Cassandra: We’re not having a good Christmas!
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David: What happened?
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Varian: We can’t tell you here. Let’s go back to your time.
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Greg: Alright. Let’s go!
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Greg turned on his wrist-watch and a portal sucked in David, Greg, Varian, and Cassandra.
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~ ~ ~
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David, Greg, Varian, and Cassandra landed in David, Greg, Henry, and Robert’s room.
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Varian: Okay, so you wanna know why we’re not having a good Christmas…
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David: We really do!
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Cassandra: It’s Zhan Tiri! She’s ruining everyone’s Christmas!
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Varian: It’s our first Christmas engaged - and Zhan Tiri wants us to break off our engagement.
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Greg: I don’t believe this.
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Cassandra: It’s just like her, you know. We’re staying here until she’s in the Lost Realm again.
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Varian: Knowing Zhan Tiri, it’s never.
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David: But you can’t stay here forever. I’ll tell you what, you are free to spend Christmas with us! And then after Christmas, we’ll send you back to Corona.
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Greg: But will mom and dad be okay with them staying here?
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David: I’m positive! And I heard Robert and Riley made Christmas cookies! 
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Greg: Varian, Cassandra, do you want any?
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Varian: Of course we do!
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Cassandra: Let’s go!
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David, Greg, Varian, and Cassandra left excitedly.
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~ ~ ~
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David, Greg, Varian, and Cassandra came into the living room with some Christmas cookies.
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Sarah and Todd noticed Varian and Cassandra.
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Sarah: Varian? Cassandra?
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Todd: What are you doing here?
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Cassandra: David and Greg invited us to spend Christmas here.
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Varian: You know. To get away from Zhan Tiri.
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Sarah: Say no more!
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Todd: You are welcome here any time.
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David: You mean it?
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Sarah: Of course!
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Just then, the doorbell rang.
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David: That must be grandma April! I’ll get it!
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David rushed over to the door and opened it.
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It was Landon.
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David rolled his eyes.
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David: Ugh. Landon.
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Landon: Can you get out of my way, nerd? Lizzie invited me.
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Lizzie went to the door and saw Landon.
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Lizzie: Landon! Let’s do one thing I know you’ll love!
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Landon rolled his eyes.
Landon: Sure, whatever, Lizzie. But you know I’ll never like Christmas.
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Lizzie: Never say never!
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Lizzie and Landon left.
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David: Man, he’s obnoxious.
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David went back over to Varian and Cassandra.
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Cassandra: So, what do you even DO for Christmas?
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Varian: My dad and I always just did alchemy experiments and he gave me new potions.
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Cassandra: Well, as for me… I never really had a happy Christmas. My mom abandoned me and I never knew my dad. So I was just always training to be a guard. For no reward.
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Greg: All that’s gonna change!
David: Yeah! Cause you’re gonna spend Christmas with us Millers!
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Cassandra: Oh, sweet!
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~ ~ ~
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During dinner, the Millers, Landon, Varian, and Cassandra all sat around the dining room table.
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Robert and Riley came out with a bunch of ribs, stuffing, sweet potatoes, and mashed potatoes.
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David: This looks delectable!
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Landon scoffed.
Landon: I’ve seen better.
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Robert: Well, let’s dig in!
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Cassandra took a bite out of the ribs on her plate.
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Cassandra: This is way delectable. Back in Corona, I never got such good food.
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Varian: This is amazing!
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Riley: Why, thank you.
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Landon barely touched any of the dinner.
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Landon: Well, I’m out. This meal sucks!
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Landon ran out of the room.
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Lizzie: Landon, wait!
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Lizzie ran after Landon.
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Emma: Sooo, when’s grandma April supposed to get here?
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Brittany: I’ve been dying to give her a gigantic origami card I’ve been working on all year!
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Henry: And share with her my various math equations.
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Todd: You know, I’m not too sure. She called earlier and said she got stuck in a big snowstorm in Third Street, and well…
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Sarah: She might not get here until New Years.
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David: That stinks!
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Greg: I know! Christmas just isn’t the same without grandma April!
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Robert: I know! She’s come every year with no problems.
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Sarah: Well… You never know. Christmas IS the time for miracles.
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David: You don’t honestly believe that.
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Cassandra: If you knew my current situation, you should know that isn’t true.
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Varian: But at least we’re all together now.
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David: Yeah…
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~ ~ ~
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Meanwhile, in Lizzie, Emma, and Brittany’s room, Lizzie was trying to get Landon to talk about his feelings.
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Lizzie: What’s wrong? Why do you hate Christmas so much?
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Landon: You wouldn’t understand.
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Lizzie: I really would.
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Landon sighed.
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Landon: My dad died a few months ago, and usually HE made Christmas really great in my house. And my mom works a lot and has no time to spend with me… I… just feel alone.
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Lizzie: You’ll always be welcome here.
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Landon: But David… He doesn’t like me for some reason.
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Lizzie: You know, you do have a tendency to be really arrogant and obnoxious. Try considering how others may feel.
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Landon scoffed.
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Landon: Gee thanks.
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Lizzie: Why don’t you spend the night? You’ll see how us Millers spend Christmas.
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Landon rolled his eyes.
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Landon: Yeah, sure. But I make no promises I’ll enjoy myself. Cause I won’t.
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Lizzie sighed.
Lizzie: Well, it’s a start.
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The next morning, on Christmas Eve, everyone gathered around by the tree and was opening presents.
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Lizzie handed Landon a Christmas present.
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He opened it.
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It was two packages of Zombie Bran cereal and its Raisin the Dead cereal.
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Landon teared up.
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Landon: How’d you know that’s what I wanted?
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David handed Varian and Cassandra two gifts.
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Varian and Cassandra opened them.
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Varian’s gift was a new alchemy book.
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Cassandra’s gift was a picture of Terrance, her dad.
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Varian: Sweet! A new alchemy book!
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Cassandra: And THIS is my dad? My real dad?
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David: It sure is!
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Greg: We MET him in 998! He was a… sweet kid… who needed some love.
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Cassandra smiled.
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Just then, the doorbell rang.
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David: I’ll get it!
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David opened the door.
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It was April.
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David: Grandma!
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April: I finally made it out of the snowstorm!
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David and April went into the living room.
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David: Grandma April’s here, everyone!
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The Miller siblings rushed up to April and gave her a hug.
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Greg: So glad you could make it!
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Henry: Are you okay?
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Lizzie: I hope everything’s going well with you!
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Emma: Let’s all catch up!
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Robert: I made you some brownies!
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Riley: And they’re mint chocolate chip brownies, your favorite!
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Brittany: And I made you a sweet card, too!
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April: You kids are amazing.
The Millers, Riley, April, Varian, Cassandra, and Landon all sat by the tree and exchanged more gifts.Category:Episodes