Lil Schlong

Lil Schlong is a Greek rapper signed to WTF Records. He is Greek and has cancer.
== History ==
=== Early Schlong and NTEPO ===
Lil Schlong used to go by a different name but changed it on September 13th, 2023 following the release of his first single "LIDL". In September he would go on to release two more singles, "Weed" and "Bart Simpson", the latter of which would get privated by Schlong for accidental racist remarks he made while freestyling.
Lil Schlong would then take a short break for unknown reasons. On December 24th 2023 he would return back to making music with his song "PATRICK BATEMAN" which quickly became Schlong's most popular song at the time. Almost a month later, on January 20th 2024, Lil Schlong would post "MOSQUITOMELON" with Sticky Ball Thief.
On February 10th, 2024 Lil Schlong would release his first album "NTEPO" which got a good amount of streams on multiple platforms, but most people who heard it claim that it wasnt that great. The next day he would also release "BRO FUCK YUNO MILE" in an attempt to leech off yuno's clout, this attempt actually succeeded as Lil Schlong gained a few Youtube subscribers after posting some shorts to promote his new song.
=== Post NTEPO, Pre MG ===
on February 21st Schlong would release "Literal Sick Beat" which he made while having a 40c degree fever (104f). Still sick, he released "Beebs.exe" on March 2nd while trying to make the worst song ever. On March 14th, after trying to listen to Dreams discography, Lil Schlong spotted a spelling error in the transcription. He got so mad at that small mistake that he made a song about it in 45 minutes. On march 27th, he released "The Basement" which nobody listened to and theres also nothing lore behind it.
That day he also released his first EP, "Central Ugandan Massacre" after one of his friends joked that he would make a "CUM ALBUM" soon. The next day on March 28th he released his first greek song "Septemvri" after he and his friends tried to make the most generic and horrible greek song ever made. Following the release of B-Dizzle's "genre : bradboy", Lil Schlong wanted to prove that he could make that exact project but better, so he released his second ever EP, "genre : cancer patient". On April 14th he would also post another response track, "Oppy Day 3 (Cancer Edition), this time responding to Lil Fucking Bitch's "OPPY DAY 2". On April 21st he released his third ever EP, "Valkanos", which was an all greek EP that made fun of traditional greek song that have extremely specific meanings.
=== Minecraft Gaming and joke Mixtapes/EPs ===
On May 1st, Lil Schlong would release his second album "Minecraft Gaming" which is considered to be his best album to date. After releasing MG, Lil Schlong realized that he should actually take his time when making projects and not try and finish them as fast as he could.
After that he immediately went against what he just said made a few singles like "hello and goodbye" which was a diss to fellow WTF artist Blooper, "SONIC VS ANDROID LOGO FREESTYLE" which is a part of the Coneboy lore, "sigma_respond.ogg" which was a response to Lil Stee after he dissed Schlong on a disstrack mainly pointed towards Lil Radish Shifu and "BBL JORGE" which was a diss towards Sticky Schlong Records artist Lil Coyote and used the BBL Drizzy beat.
On May 19th, he would then go even more against his new way of making music by making and releasing mixtapes "БЛЯТЬ." and "БЛИН." in only one hour. These mixtapes would go on to gather a good amount of views on Lil Schlong's Youtube channel. These mixatpes were parodies of Kendrick Lamar's "DAMN." and "DAMN. COLLECTORS EDITION.", even using the same beats. On May 26th he would release "THE BARACK TAPE" which Schlong's fans mostly enjoyed a good bit. Seeing that people liked THE BARACK TAPE, Schlong released "THE BARACK TAPE: WHITE HOUSE EDITION [THE DELUXE VERSION]" on May 30th.