Rowleys favouite show

66.Once upon a time, in a quaint little town called Plainville, a distinctive character named Rowley Jefferson led a seemingly ordinary life. This 11-year-old boy's life revolved around one thing and one thing only - Captain Arseface. Widely known just as Captain, this comic character had become a colossal part of Rowley's life. The Captain Arseface universe extended across movies, toys, trading cards, food items, and in Rowley's heart — an all-pervading influence. Above all else, there was Captain Arseface TV show, a masterpiece that aired on BBC. It was currently running its 69th season, holding audiences in its grip with tale after spectacular tale.
One uneventful day, while Rowley was indulging in his favourite pastime — reading his Captain Arseface magazine, Issue #42069911, on the toilet — he stumbled upon dreadful news. After the 69th season's 37th episode, the beloved Captain Arseface show would bid adieu to its fans. The script had finally reached its denouement.
Rowley was devastated. His world, which revolved around the orbit of Captain Arseface, seemed to be falling apart. In a fit of rage, he dashed into the living room, where his father was deeply engrossed in watching Kardashian's latest exploits, and he smashed the TV into smithereens. Rowley's father, startled and irate, needed a catharsis. He chose an unusual option; he ended the existence of an innocent horse to vent his fury.
Rowley succumbed to his desperation. He mustered all his bravery or perhaps stupidity, and armed with his firearm, journeyed to the studio where they were filming the Captain’s final episode. The director, the prime target of his rage, was fatally shot. Rowley then headed to the grand edifice of BBC Studios and, without as much as a second thought, offered a whopping 911 billion pounds, a small fortune saved over the course of his obsession, to keep his favourite show on air. His offering was sufficient to fuel the show until its 420th season.
Although the grief of the show's closing had weighed heavy on his heart, Rowley now saw a silver lining. His favorite show had a little more time to live, thanks to his poorly guided intervention. But excitement quickly met an odd adversary— a pebble on the way home. Rowley tripped over and plunged right into a lake of whisky. His clothes drenched, he had no choice but to strip down to nothing.
Merriment was in the evening air as Rowley's father unveiled their new TV set, boasting a resounding 144p quality. The house echoed with laughter as the Jefferson family sat down to tune into Captain Arseface's new episode, the 33rd of the 69th season. The sight of Rowley sitting there, stark naked, was amusing to his parents. That is until a lethal expulsion of gas from his 'arseface', that had them keeling over, claimed his father’s life. To make matters worse, Rowley defecated on the sofa, leaving his poor mom to eat an ungrateful mess.
Rowley's favourite show seemed destined to bring chaos in its wake, but for him every episode was another adventure worth holding onto. What would be the cost of his obsession in the future? Only time would tell. Till then, Captain Arseface remains the radiant superstar of his life and the harbinger of unexpected, sometimes unpleasant, adventures.