New South Poland

New South Poland is, according to dubious sources, a nation located in South Poland. Why this nation does exist is beyond the knowledge of me or perhaps anyone alive and it truly may remain a mystery of humankind.
== History ==
New South Poland appears to have been in a rather predicimentative situation for most of its history. Indeed it did not exist until my knowledge up until writing this. Who made it, why? We do now know, all we know is that it may exist. 
In 2019, New South Poland was first recorded by Ludoslaw Mazur, a biker near Katowice, Poland. "I was bicycling when I saw New South Poland." "There is nothing more to add," Mazur added after about 20 seconds of silence. Two sightings in Opole, Poland and Newcastle, Australia were recorded. Deborah Mavis of Newcastle, Australia was interviewed.. "I know that my grandfather was Polish. I started wondering, am I New South Poland? I know he was from Krakow." Truly a predicament we have entered, here. Another witness, Jakub Symanski of Lublin, Poland was interviewed. "THE END IS NIGH, THE END IS NIGH, THE END IS NIGH, THE END IS NIGH, THE END IS NIGH," he said to reporters this Friday. 
Later in 2021, a 12 year old boy named Jan reported it at his school in Szkoła Podstawowa, Poland. "Like, it was so fucking weird as fuck. When I saw it I was like "holy fucking shit thats a fucking New South Poland." Like, fuck it was so fucking weird. Fuck." 
From June 2nd to June 4th, the sun disappeared in the entire province of Lower Silesia. "It was dark," said Katarzyna of Legnica. "Nie mówię po angielsku, przepraszam," said one Krakow man. "Proszę przestań ze mną rozmawiać, śpieszę się." Truly to many, the terror of the event cannot be described with English words. 
On September 4th, 2021, about 20,000 people in Częstochowa, Poland, disappeared. We spoke to one of the victim's family members. "I do not know an Adam," she said. "Please get out of my living room." We also talked to a construction company which lost nearly half of its workers. Upon reaching its headquarters, we were greeted by a sign on the door. "Zamknięte," the ominous sign read. We can only imagine what this truly means. Another mysterious sign read "Zamknięte w niedziele i poniedziałki." Truly we cannot comprehend the scale of this tragedy. 
== Location ==
Given the location, it most likely is located in southern Poland. However, it may also be located in the Kaminski family's household in Haymarket, Australia. Do we know, however? No.
== Cities ==
From talking to witnesses, we have determined the cities of New South Poland. They include:
* This is Wrocław, sorry
* Please get out
* Nie mówię po angielsku.
* Fuck off
* You can't just walk into my living room
* What is that?
* Maybe over in Oława
* I don't know
* This is the third time you've knocked, go away
* I am going to file a restraining order if you don't stop knocking on my door
* Sorry, I have a meeting to be at by 2.
Many were too far in shock to answer, and simply slammed the door.
Category:Countries (?)