Bad Chrono Stars Jokes

Well, I thought it was clever, at least.
==Your Jokes Surely Can't Be Worse Than X-Sponge==
*How does Rotus like his steak? Raaaa.
*How does Rotus like his chicken? Cooked on a rotusserie.
*What color is the streak in Isaak's hair usually? He's a fan of red.
*Where do the Veriols make their beer? In zair vat.
*What's the story of Captain Picaro? He led Fallen Arm Station, but now his lead arm has fallen.
*I want to ask for the Snake-Bearer's backstory, but I think it'd just be standard Goluraggs-to-riches.
*Raanya was definitely boned from the start.
*Dokani's spellbook would be the Necromomicon.
*What did the dyslexic Miouran fashion police say to Thorn? Thron, tuk in your shirt.
==Marc! Jokes==
*Marc snitches on the party. Narc!
*Marc needs to light a fire. Sparc!
*Marc is Superman. Clarc!
*Marc needs to get out of the car. Parc!
*Marc is a cancchia. Barc!
*Marc is a suljakko. Larc!
*Marc is a tiaquin. Sharc!
*Marc hears the herald angels sing. Harc!
*Marc becomes regent of the Alamo Empire. Bulwarc!
*Marc becomes a Major-General of the Alamo Empire. Sigvarc!
*Marc makes a sassy comment. Snarc!
*Marc turns out the lights. Darc!
*Marc changes his name. Mark!
*Marc joins the European Union. Denmarc!
*Marc plays Flock. Mara!
*Marc would hate Galanias the Cometfletcher because her weapon never misses its Marc!
*If Marc were a communist, he'd be Karl Marc!
*Marc becomes an MRA. M'arc!
*Marc goes on an adventure to a distant planet. Mars!
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