Witty Wendy

Witty Wendy is the quirkiest Beanie Bopper ever! Her hometown is Largo, Florida and her favourite things are pranking, drinking water and listening to comedians tell stories; Witty Wendy's birthday is April 1, which she dubs "April's Farts' Day," a day when it's always nice to fart because every person "lets things go with their butts" once in a while; on her special day, she gets a whoopie cushion cake and her birthday presents are handheld, battery-powered toys that make farting noises.
== Facts ==
* Her hero, idol and role model is Carrot Top, the talented, entertaining and amusing prop comedian.
* Her favourite music is surf rock, just like her best girlfriend, Playful Peg!
* Her surf-rock band (with Playful Peg, her favourite girlfriend and her family) is called The Surfin' Goofs.
* Her favourite foods are grapes.
* Witty Wendy's dislike is prank calls because they make her feel angry enough to tell her family that the prank callers are going to jail for a while.
* Her pet mouse is Cheeser and her pet elephant balloon is called Trumpy.
* Her hobby is having quality family time because there's nothing better than getting together!
* Her favourite hangout is Grandma and Grandpa's house in IRB; it's where she listens to records of corny, crazy, funny novelty oldies.
* Her family consists of Mama, Papa, Aunty Meg (short for Megan,) Uncle Will (short for William,) Grandma and Grandpa.
* Her good friend is Punk Paula from Germany.
Category:Surf Rock Music Lovers
Category:Floridians
Category:Names Beginning With W