Eggbert Mathison

== Eggbert Mathison ==
Eggbert begun life as an egg growing up in Pocketville, a lone chicken acting as his parental figure. However, Queen Ava decided that the animals should be eating more meat, and the chickens were the first to be selected for the process. Eggbert was forced to watch as his parent was made into a 10-pc McNugget combo, with a medium fries and diet coke. He swore revenge on the corporate monsters that had robbed him of his childhood, and dedicated his life to getting swole and maintaining his dental health. At age 53, he discovered that he possessed the powers of the blood diamond, and could summon forth spirits by uttering the name, "Orlando Corradi." He married for a short time, but his partner was taken by the Liberals of Left Peak, so he joined the Gamer League. He dislikes working with them, but he knows he must for the sake of avenging his family.
=== Powers ===
* Can call upon the Nimbols
* Can summon Sneal as his mighty battle steed
* Powers of the big dipper
* Shooting egg yolk through his fingers
* Explosive eggs
==== Friends ====
* Lebron James. who has provided cold and refreshing sprite cranberrys
* Sneal, his trusty steed
* Doubleswee, providing him with much needed raw hamburgers
* Skippy
* Kate
* Malnourished wheat, giving much needed comic relief 
* Barack Lee Obama, the only Liberal worth saving
* The Pope
=== Likes ===
* Eating glass
* Drinking old fryer oil
* a half drunk spoiled milk carton he keeps in the corner of his basement
* a five-year-old sprite cranberry
* Bionicles
* Sea Lemons
* Alex Jones
* Ben Shapiro
* Ben Ichi Ban Ben
=== Dislikes ===
* Furniture
* Liberals
* Being called "Sir" or "Ma'am"
* Sea pickles
* Sea Cucumbers
* Amputees
* Capitalists
* Family guy
* American dad
* Posers
* Hillary Duff
* Organized religion
=== Hobbies ===
* Cutting "paper"
* protecting his personality 
* Being a communist
* Old vine compilations
* Going to hot topic
* Anime
* Collecting Burger king napkins
* Reading "My immortal"
=== Quotes: ===
"I will Obliterate Liberals""Suck an egg""Be patient I have Autism"