What a Foolish Quest/Spoiler

== Requirements ==
=== Outfit ===
*2 Kitchen Knives
*1 Spoon
*18 Vials of Wine
*24 Flour
*1 Red Piece of Cloth
*1 Blue Piece of Cloth
*1 Yellow Piece of Cloth
*1 Green Piece of Cloth
*Key 3800
*Travel Cash
=== First Addon ===
*1 Spider Silk
*4 Minotaur Leathers
*Travel Cash
=== Second Addon ===
*5 White Pieces of Cloth
*Travel Cash
*Level 40
== Method ==
=== Time spent ===
Note: assuming you have prepared everything beforehand and use Haste a lot.
Mission 	Time spent
1 - First Mission 	5 minutes
2 - That stinks! 	10 minutes
3 - A Piece of Cake 	15 minutes
4 - Fool Spirits 	5 minutes
5 - Watch out for the fool 5 - Time to do something foolish	15 minutes
15 minutes
6 - The queen of farts 	5 minutes
7 - For your mice only 	10 minutes
8 - Smoking is a foolish thing 	20 minutes
9 - A fool's bargain 	20 minutes
10 - A Sweet Surprise 	90 minutes
11 - The Final Foolishness 	15 minutes
All 	3 hours and 45 minutes
=== Outfit ===
Talk to Bozo in Thais to join the Fools Guild, .
==== Mission 1 - First Mission ====
When Bozo tells you to cut a White Flower from the White Flower Temple (), head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you reach a river. Then, go around the river and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try to cut a wrong flower, the following message appears: "" When you cut the correct flower the following message appears: "" A good place to find Kitchen Knives is in the kitchen in the troll cave east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the Troll and Troll Champion are containing one. You can also buy them for 10 gp in Venore from Chephan.
Note: You need a Kitchen Knife to cut it, not a normal Knife! Keep in mind that you'll lose your knife when you cut it off
Note: The correct flower is within the White Flower Temple's protection zone on the north-east corner, located just on the right side of the inner wall.
==== Mission 2 - That stinks! ====
Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead Slime. Use the flask on a dead Slime as soon as you've killed one. The nearest slime is in Ancient Temple () or Thais Troll Cave.
You need to use the vial quickly on the poison field as you kill the slime otherwise it'll disappear. When you used the vial you will get covered by a poison field and the following message will appear: ""
==== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ====
Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from Mirabell in Edron (tavern above depot). Say 12 pies, Mirabell wants 24 pieces of Flour and 240 gp for the box. You can get the flour in Edron by cutting down wheat to the south of the city, and then grinding it in the Millstone in the north-west Ivory Tower.
Note that you cannot:
* Send the box with a Parcel. You'll get Parcel Bugs eating the pies then.
* Pass the Edron Guardsmen with the box in order to reach the ship. The guardsmen will destroy it.
* Neither can you use the carpet, Pino won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip.
* Nor can use the Gnomish Crystal Teleport System.
* Teleport scrolls won't work either.
You need to walk through the Edron Rotworm Cave to Cormaya, and take the Steamship to Kazordoon. From here, you simply walk back to Bozo.
==== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ====
Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. Vials can only be obtained by buying Liquid from Sandra in Edron (water is cheapest), from a few NPCs who sell oil and from some Daily Respawns. Use the vials on a Wine Cask, there is one in the kitchen of Rain Castle, through the front doors, down the eastern passage, at the back of the castle. Then, go back to Bozo for the second part of this mission.
He sends you to change Xodet's supply box, with a crate filled with the Wine you just collected. Xodet can be found east from Thais temple (). In front of Xodet's shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate Bozo gave you with this crate to change them. A message will appear: "" and there will be Yellow Sparks on the crate. You will receive a swapped crate now, bring it to Bozo.
==== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ====
Bozo sends you to steal a Magical Watch from the Triangle Tower (). The watch is located three floors above ground in a box behind a quest door, and you need to kill Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons and Stalkers in order to get to the watch. Report back to Bozo when you have it, and he will send you on the second part of the mission.
Now, Bozo wants you to sneak into Emperor Kruzak's bedroom and travel in time in order to shave the beard of Kruzak's father, Gramlok Silverbeard, while he is asleep. The bedroom is located four floors above ground (), at the Emperor's Cookies Quest. You might need Key 3800 to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch (stand next to the head-end and simply use the watch), the following message will appear: "" Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a Kitchen Knife on Gramlok's head and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A Kitchen Knife can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a Dwarf Guard spawns when you shave the emperor's beard, also a message will appear: "" Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.
==== To become a complete fool ====
This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 red, blue, yellow and green piece of cloth. Bring these all to Bozo and then you can wear the Jester Outfit.
=== Jester Staff Addon ===
==== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ====
Bozo wants you to get the materials for a Whoopee Cushion. These are the 4 Minotaur Leather, and 1 Spider Silk.
Bozo asks you to place a Whoopee Cushion on the Queens throne. Travel to Carlin and go to the Queens castle (). Use the Whoopee Cushion on the throne, don't place it on it!! After this, report back to Bozo for further instructions.
==== Mission 7 - For your mice only ====
You need to scare the jeweler of Venore. To do this you need to steal the Toy Mouse from the Queen of Carlin's pet. Go back to Carlin to the Queen, downstairs you will find the cat's room. Use the cat basket and you will get the toy mouse. It will appear on the cat basket so be sure to pick it up. Beware, when you use the basket Kitty will appear and attack. There is no use trying to kill it, so just leave and head to Venore. Go find the jeweler named Carina, near the bank. Say 'hi, 'mouse' and 'yes'. Then report back to Bozo for further information.
==== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ====
Bozo requires some Easily Inflammable Sulphur. Travel to the tunnel between Thais and Fibula and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). There is also an inactive lava hole at the single Fire Devil spawn in Ancient Temple. Report back to Bozo and he'll ask you to go to Tiquanda and collect Some Special Leaves for him. Bring a Kitchen Knife and go straight north from the Port Hope Depot, search for Jungle Dweller Bush and use the kitchen knife on it. .
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Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding Cigar to Theodore Loveless () in Liberty bay. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the Cigar, it blows up in his face. Report back to Bozo and you will be rewarded with the Jester Staff add-on.
=== Jester Hat Addon ===
==== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ====
Bozo wants a flask of Stalker blood. To get this you should use the special flask on a dead Stalker as soon as you've killed one. The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the Triangle Tower. If you lose your special flask you can buy more from Bozo by asking him for vial.
Bozo wants a sample of Quara Ink. To get this, you need to use the special flask on a recently killed Quara Constrictor or Quara Constrictor Scout. The flask can be used by any player, so if you can't access areas with Quaras or think they are too tough, a friend can get it for you (note that the friend has to be on the same mission of the fools quest!!). They can be found in Calassa, Frozen Trench, Malada, Yalahar Sunken Quarter and during raids on Liberty Bay. They are found in groups with other dangerous creatures, so be careful. However, there is a single spawn Quara Constrictor Scout in the Arena Quarter in Yalahar, , as well as a single spawn on the surface of Vandura Quara Caves, both being the best options for lower level players.
Bozo wants you to ask for 2000 Steel Shields from Sam, in Thais, and sign a fake contract with the invisible ink Bozo will give to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in Thais, and ask Sam to buy 2000 Steel Shields. After this, he will give you the contract that you must sign with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that Sam gives you). You will get a Signed Contract, which you give to Sam. Then return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.
==== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ====
Bozo will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to certain NPCs over the world. These are not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. Your mission will be to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:
*Avar Tar in Edron ().
*Simon the Beggar on Fibula ().
*Ariella in Meriana ().
*Lorbas next the ruins of the Dark Cathedral ().
*King Markwin in the underground city of Mintwalin ().
*Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor ().
*Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp ().
*Hairycles in the jungle city of Banuta ().
*Orc King in the orc fortress of Ulderek's Rock ().
*and to EITHER Yaman (), the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob (), the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose).
Once you delivered all the cookies you will receive the Allow Cookies? achievement, then return to Bozo and ask for the next mission.
Notes: King Markwin and Orc King will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them (King Markwin won't summon if you are an Archpostman).Some NPCs will react after you give them the cookie. Wyda will cast Soulfire on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns). It would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yberius in Venore) and ask him to heal you. The Orc King will also summon 2 Orc Warlords and 5 Slimes after you give him the cookie so be prepared. You don't need to have completed the djinn quest to talk to Yaman or Nah'Bob, you only need access to the fortress.
==== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness ====
Note: if you are a sorcerer or a druid, you can avoid using your Mummy Disguise by casting Creature Illusion spell, turning yourself into a Mummy instead of using your disguise.
An easy one. Just bring him 5 White Pieces of Cloth, and then ask for the next mission. White Pieces of Cloth are dropped by Ghosts and Spectres.
Bozo will give to you a Bale of White Cloth (which looks like a White Tapestry), and you'll have to go to the Plague Spike, on Darama. Here: 
Now go up and to the left where 2 Wyverns spawn and go upstairs until you have reached the top. Once there, use the Bale of White Cloth on the altar, and you'll get a Bale of Yellowed Cloth (which looks like a yellow tapestry). Return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.
You have reached the last mission! Bozo will give you a Mummy Disguise. Beware, DON'T USE IT YET! Go to the Darashia Palace (), and reach the NPC Kazzan. Once you're near him, use the mummy disguise, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to Kazzan and say "Hi". He will scream: "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to Bozo and ask for the mission. He will give you a Jester Hat, and you will get the jester hat addon. If you happen to use the disguise too early just go back to Bozo and you will get a free new one.
When you finish the whole quest you get the Perfect Fool and Fool at Heart Achievements.
== Transcripts ==
=== Mission 1 - First Mission ===
=== Mission 2 - That stinks! ===
Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.
=== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ===
=== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ===
=== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ===
=== To become a complete fool ===
=== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ===
=== Mission 7 - For your mice only ===
=== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ===
=== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ===
=== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ===
=== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness===