Malk

Malk is an drink made out of Reese's Puffs that was made during World War II as a ration for Milk. It's sold at budget supermarkets, which led into also being sold on school cafeterias because the cafeteria food is gross.
== Manufacturing ==
Reese's Puffs are crushed and put in a blender with water on them. Although this is unconfirmed, the manufacturers tend to put coronavirus on their drinks.
Because of the high amount of Sugar they put on their drinks, Malk is very unhealthy and makes people have an very high chance of getting diabetes. That isn't the case of the Teletubbies, which instead of them getting diabetes, they asplode and get revenge on the Reese's factory.
While everyone else gets diabetes, you don't just get diabetes, but you also become an nerd, an gamer, and an stupid and dumb person.
== Trivia ==
* Pou is allergic to Malk, as he dies when he consumes it.
* Tinky Winky sued the Reese's factory for using leftover sugar from the Tubby Custard machine, thus making the Teletubbies' slaves protest against Malk. However, the anti-Malk protest died out very quickly.
* The Teletubbies use Malk as an revenge weapon.
Category:Drinks
Category:Unhealthy
Category:Gross Food
Category:Weapons of the Teletubbies