Women We Consume

Women We Consume is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If the following consumer product "girls" were caught in a downpour, who would be best prepared for the inclement weather?
===Choices===
1. the Morton® Salt girl
2. the Swiss Miss® girl
3. the Land O' Lakes® girl
4. Aunt Jemima®
===Choice Quotes===
1. "The Morton Salt girl."
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3. "No, but have you ever done that thing where you move her knees up to her chest so it looks like she's got really big… boobs? uh… never mind."
4. "I'll be honest with you, unless it was raining pancakes i don't think she'd be prepared for much of anything."
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah, she carries an umbrella with her, rain or shine. She's a weird chick."
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