Republic of Kekistan

THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS AN ARCHIVE VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL "REPUBLIC OF KEKISTAN" ARTICLE FEATURED ON THE ORIGINAL KEKISTAN WIKI. PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES REGARDING THIS ISSUE.The Sovereign Order of Kekistan, better known as The People's Republic of Kekistan or just Kekistan, is a nation-state populated by shitposters. It was founded in late January of 2017 by The one true God...Rick Sanchez, including @RepublicOfKek and @AdminPepe.
The people of Kekistan are called Kekistanis and they worship the Internet meme and symbol Pepe the Prophet. At one point in time there was a prophecy sent by Kek them self, the prophecy states as wrote: "There will be war, there will be death. but, in the year of 2006, on the day of winters cold, on the 10th of December there will be another, a boy born of blond hair, and blue eyes. they will lead our nation to peace, and create the first Kekian empire, they will lead the kekians to peace, they will be known to the world as, Ethan John Drought, of Penticton. After the fall of the man known as Tyrone, he will rise up and claim the title as, the president of the Republic of Kekistan. these are words of truth. these are the words of Kek. heed this message. wait. for this boy, will be our salvation." no one is sure when the prophecy was first written. but there is a boy, named Ethan John Drought who was born in 2006, December 10th. as of 2020 he lives in Penticton, Canada. The Kult of Kek is watching over, and waiting untill we need him to lead. However, they are currently at war with the normies and SJWs, also more recently known as NPCs (Non-Player Characters), who have forced many of them out of their land. Some Kekistanis now seek refuge in other countries so they may spread their memes everywhere.
The official Twitter is at @RepublicOfKek and the official website is at http://kekistan.com/. If you'd like to learn more about the government of Kekistan, click here.
== History ==
=== Ancient Kekistan ===
==== First Kingdom Era: (5500-1488 BC) ====
The first Kekistani settled in Egypt approximately 5500 years ago. Researchers and Historians now believe the fate of Kekistan was intertwined with Egypt, particularly the Pre-Dynastic Kingdoms dotted around the Nile. The Egyptians seemed to have plagiarized Kek from the Kekistani after their nation fell.
The Kekistani are now known to have traded with most other contemporary cultures, including the Harrapans, the Sumerians and in the Mediterranean we find evidence of a lot of trade with what would become Italy, where the national anthem Shadilay was first written.
The Ancient Kekistani lived humble yet prosperous lives. They were fiercely individualistic and territorial people. They believed that through farming their land they could sustain their bodies of faith and enact their memes.
As we learn more about Ancient Kekistan, we also learn about their dealings with their closest neighbors. Other nations which until now had been lost to history include Normiestan, an empire so boring that no one even remebers it. Along with the Normiestan vassal state of Cuckistan, the ever-present enemy and threat to all Kekistani. Due to its malignant nature, it is believed to have resided somewhere near the Tropic of Cancer. Among the most violent and aggressive of the Cuckistani aristocracy were the Sarkeesian Knights who rose to power around 2000 BC. After many attempted invasions, one final Sarkeesian campaign saw the end of Kekistan for good.
====Kekistani Diaspora (1488 BC-present)====
During the Fall of Kekistan those who survived wound up roaming the desert. They refused to settle in Normiestan or Cuckistan and instead wandered the Earth. 
Secular and Kekist Researchers alike believe that the Kekistani Diaspora has spread to every country on Earth. Famous historical figures with Kekistani heritage include Augusto Pinochet and Donald Trump. Historical Kekistani settlements include Kék, Hungary and Pepe, Italy.
==== Kexodus and Second Kingdom Era (1298-343 BC) ====
One group of Kekistani followed a prophet by the name of Pepe, and founded the Second Kingdom of Kekistan near the Caspian Sea. Modern Kekish derives from the Second Kingdom era.
The Great Wall of Kekistan was erected in 1016 BC to keep out foreign invaders from their southern border. The Second Kingdom saw a golden age in Kekistani philosophy, literature and meme-making. During this time period a war thought with the Greeks was eulogized by Homer in the Batrachomyomachy.
The golden age is said to have ended with an outbreak of bird flu caused from contaminated chicken tendies. The Kingdom fragmented into warring states, eventually succumbing to invasion from the Persian Empire.
=== Modern Kekistan ===
====Meme Magic in recent times (1986-present)====
In 1986 a song titled Shadilay was written by the music band P.E.P.E. This song would later be adopted as the official national anthem of the Republic.
In 2005 Matt Furie published the first book of Boy's Club, which featured the Prophet Pepe. His writings would be spread online on image boards such as 4chan and Reddit. By the 2010s Pepe had become a universally recognizable meme, and the figurehead for internet culture in general.
====Great Meme War (2015-2016)====
On June 16th, 2015 Donald Trump announced his candidacy for president in the 2016 election, commencing the Great Meme War. Pepe the Frog endorsed Donald Trump as he was the meme-friendly candidate, and the followers of Kek began to voice their support for the plucky, orange-skinned billionaire.
Despite the name, the Great Meme War did not involve military action, and instead involved acts of espionage and propaganda. The greatest agents in support of the Kekistanis and Donald Trump were InfoWars, 4chan and WikiLeaks.
On September 26th, 2016, a day which will live in infamy, Pepe the Frog was labelled a hate symbol by the Anti-Defamation League. Our beloved prophet was slandered by the Mainstream Press and Clinton supporters. 
On November 8th, 2016, despite all odds, Donald Trump won the election through Kek's divine intervention, however Democrats and Cuckservatives insist it was Russian collusion to this day. He was the first Kekistani-American to be elected to the Oral Office.
====Sovereign Order of Kekistan (2017-present)====
Despite Trump's presidential victory, Kekistanis still faced discrimination and prejudice in the United States and abroad. Kekistani Nationalist movements gained notoriety in January 2017 following YouTuber Sargon of Akkad's activism to make Kekistani an official ethnicity for the 2021 UK census. Then tens of thousands of people began to discover and learn of their ancient Kekistani heritage, many calling for a nation-state to call their own.
On the 1st of April 2017 the Kekistani Homestead Act guaranteed ethnic Kekistani citizenship in the Sovereign Order of Kekistan, formally known as the Temple of Jonesia.
====The 2nd meme war (2017-2017)====
"Alright folks, the time has come. Its time to stand up for ourselves and way of life and to finally kill the lying mass of shit that is CNN. The next meme war is upon us, and together we will win."
-Anon of 4chan, 2017. 
Prince-Bishop Luke Nash-Jones declared the second Meme War on July 5th, 2017 after CNN had doxxed and threatened Kekistani HanAssholeSolo for the crime of being politically incorrect. Whilst holding his identity hostage, veterans from the original meme wars of 2016-2017 gathered to form Operation: Autist storm, a war effort to free the innocous 15 year old. The operation was a 4chan-Reddit war offensive separated into several steps directed by Anon from 4chan in 07/05/2017. 
Later that month, Kekistani general Alex Jones took it upon himself and rallied more veterans with a meme contest. His $20,000 war contribution led to majority of Reddit rallying against CNN. 
The war resulted in 4chan-Reddit forces invading CNN territory with #CNNblackmail tags with memes, the destruction of their app ratings and causing CNN to give up their hold on u/HanAssholeSolo and retreating. 
The war was inconclusive as a whole but resulted in an attritional Kekistani victory after CNN ratings and forces took significant casualties. 
==== The Decline. (2018-2020) ====
Ever since 2017, Kekistan has faced a steep decline of support from nearby neighbors despite its previous victories.
2018 saw a great decline of meme stock prices and the lack of response from the left (or Kekistan's previous enemies), led to Kekistan remaining silent for the latter part of the 2010 decade. This period, formerly known as the great silence, saw Kekistan remain mostly at peace with its neighbors. Clashes from news media sites and Kekistani forces occurred during this period but it did not have the same severity as the second or the first meme wars had.
2019 saw the last of Kekistan's support vanish completely. Although meme quality increased severely, it was a farcry from the longevity and quality of memes that Kekistan mostly relied on in 2017 (Infact, majority of memes today use formats invented since 2017, a testimony to their quality.). Without a proper source of long lasting high quality memes, most of Kekistan's citizens began to move out of the country to avoid the infamous meme shortages. 4chan at this period completely forgot all about 4chan, leading to all 4chan troops (and veterans) leaving the country.
Worse still, 2020 brought a covid epidemic that brought most of media's attention away from politics, further increasing Kekistan's irrelevancy. 
All this accumulated to Kekistan losing the thunder and force of nature it used to be since 2017. 
==== The Third meme war (2020-2021) ====
On the mid of 2020, In a sudden offensive maneuver that caught Kekistan's forces by surprise, the media suddenly shifted its attention back to politics and received massive gains under their new general, Joe Biden. The 2020 election has begun.
Although Biden is unremarkable and is less so than Hillary in terms of reputation of meme power, Kekistani forces were unable to react to the new threat encroaching their very borders ever since their decline in 2018. Opposing this new threat, Trump and his forces, former champions of the great war, rallied to meet the incoming challenger to protect Kekistan and bring it back to power.
In the months leading to October of 2020, Joe Biden was able to use Kekistani and the alt-right's weakness and exploit it with tactics that have not ever been seen before since the battle for Berkeley. The BLM movement, utilizing the death of George Floyd, rallied to Biden's cause and caused military destruction and riots to break apart right wing influence whilst republican traitors who left the Kekistan nation defeated Trump at the grand battle for impeachment.
Although both sides leading to October were equal at first, Kekistan's army was unable to adapt to these new threats. Although the Kekistan army was powerful, they were made to deal with SJWs and ANTIFA forces with direction from great generals such as Paul Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos and Ben Shapiro. They had never fought a force so organized and powerful enough they were able to impeach trump.
Worse still, Trump decided to command the war effort by himself since the alt-right's previous generals have fallen. Without proper leadership and tactics, Kekistan's forces were brought to ruins day after day as more of the American front was taken by Biden and his new army. During the first impeachment attempt at mid 2020, it was clear that kekistan was no longer powerful enough to swing the election.
On November 3 of 2020, 5 days before the anniversary of the Kekistan victory in the war of 2016. Biden was declared the victor of the war of 2020. 
But no, Trumps forces were determined to win this battle. Desperate to change the course of their defeats, Trump decided to gamble all of Kekistan and the last of his loyalists into one final assault. This was to be their grand hail mary, their last offensive, the last hope for Trump and his forces to win the war. They were gonna win the war, the legal way.
On the later parts of November, just a few days till the election ends, Trump decides to forward a legal concern about how the election was rigged against his favor by Biden and the Republican traitors. He claimed he won by proper means and that Biden won through manipulation of the ballots...
However by the end of the trial regarding the balot being rigged it was decided that Trump. Grand champion of the 2016 great war. The one who fought with kekistan since the great war......was wrong.
Trump was then impeached in early January 2021, his forces either scattered or joined forces with Biden's traitorous army. Kekistan lost their last semblence of support.
On January 6, 2021. Trumps most loyal guards (The same ones who won the battle of Berkeley) alongside the 1st Kekistani Green flag guard (The same ones who took Shia's flag in 2017) went out in a bang after one last stand against the left in capitol hill. This day marked the end of the third war.
==== The desolate future (2021-present) ====
To this day, Kekistan still exists but is no longer the force it used to be in its prime. Leaderless and without assistance from 4chan and Trump's forces, Kekistan currently stands alone against its enemies.
With the possibility of the alt-left cracking down on Kekistan to take revenge for its defeats years ago becoming an ever growing concern, Kekistan's future is slowly becoming bleak.
== Government ==
See Also: The Constitution of Kekistan
The Sovereign Order of Kekistan’s system of governance is administered from Temple of Jonesia, and those appointed to such by the Prince are called “cardinals”. The Temple is divided into three powers, in line with Montesquieu’s Separation of Powers:
# Legislative power, which rests with the Prince-Bishop but is delegated to Parliament for non-constitutional matters; while resting absolutely with the Prince-Bishop and his Grand Knights of the Round Table as far as constitutional rules are concerned;
# Executive power, which resides with the Prince-Bishop, and is generally exercised by the Grand Chancellor;
# and Judicial power, which the Grand Justiciar, and the Courts of the Order, exercises on behalf of the Prince-Bishop;
=== The Round Table ===
The Round Table is the curia, the executive branch, of the Sovereign Order of Kekistan. It has a similar structure to state governments. However, it also includes specific features associated with its nature as a fraternal order, with influences from the Knights of Columbus, the Knights Templar, and the Order of Malta. In true Arthurian style, the government of the order is known as the Knight Grand Officers of the Round Table. Although these titles reflect centuries of tradition they are also roles consistent with 21st century needs.
THE GRAND MASTER OF THE ORDER
Prince-Bishop Ethan: The head of the Order of Kekistan is HRH Prince-Bishop Luke, who governs both as sovereign and as religious superior.
THE INNER CIRCLE OF THE KNIGHTS GRAND OFFICERS (The Cardinal-Bishops)
As per the Constitution of the Sovereign Order of Kekistan:
* 5.6 – The Inner Circle: The Grand Offices of State are the Grand Commander of the Inner Circle, the Grand Seneschal (The Home Office), Grand Diplomat of the Order (The Foreign Office), the Grand Almoner (The Treasury), the Grand Justiciar (The Judiciary), and the Grand Marshall (The Defence Ministry).
Grand Commander of the Inner Circle: Corey Smith (de facto), Kekistani Front – is the second highest authority of the Order, and the immediate personal aide to the Prince-Bishop, acting substitute for the Grand Master as needed, and secretary of the Round Table.
Grand Seneschal: Lewis Kaasikmae, Kekistani Front – The Grand Seneschal, or Home Secretary, is the senior advisor and project manager for both the Grand Master and Grand Commander, coordinating general internal operations for the effective functioning of the Order.  The Grand Seneschal Provides strategic and operational development of the Order for its public relations and contributions to society.
Grand Diplomat of the Order: Eric Siva Jothy, Kekistani Front – The Foreign Secretary. The Grand Diplomat’s role is to settle differences with other states. He visits the various international Priories as a teacher and encourager.
Grand Justiciar: Corey Smith, Kekistani Front – The Grand Justiciar, or Secretary of Justice, is the senior lawyer and legal advisor for the Government, managing legal strategies, overseeing, coordinating and supporting legal work by other Justiciars in all subdivisions. He is also the Chief Judge in charge of handling and resolving complaints or disputes involving members of the chivalric aspect of the Order.
Grand Almoner: Andrew Cooper, Kekistani Front – The Grand Almoner, or Secretary of State to the Treasury, is the traditional form of Chief Treasurer, managing all financial and tangible assets of the Treasury of the Round Table of the Order, including real estate properties, and upholding and enforcing contracts related to such assets or deeds and easements on such properties.
Grand Marshall: Jordan Gonzo, Kekistani Freedom Party – The Grand Marshall, or Defence Secretary, is traditionally the chief administrator supporting the Inner Circle of the Round Table, directing and coordinating projects and missions of the Order, overseeing the Masters in all subdivisions, and serving as the chief of protocol administering the proceedings of ceremonial events.  The Grand Marshall is generally in charge of public relations and membership recruiting campaigns, in the sense of “marshalling the troops” to support the humanitarian missions of the Order.
THE MIDDLE CIRCLE OF THE KNIGHT GRAND OFFICERS
As per the Constitution of the Sovereign Order of Kekistan:
* 5.7 – Other Knight Grand Officers are the Grand Chancellor, the Grand Preceptor (Education); the Grand Entrepreneur (Trade & Labour); the Grand Scientist (Technology & Energy); the Grand Traveller (Transport); the the Grand Hospitaller (Health); the Grand Horticulturist (Environment & Agriculture); and the Grand Canon and Turcopolier and High Priest of Memes (Culture, Sport and Religion).
Grand Chancellor of the Round Table: Ethan John Drought, no party affiliation (de facto, no official election has been held yet in Kekistan, because the region has yet to be settled and hence has no constituents) – The MP which His Holiness feels has the most support of the House of Commons serves as the Grand Chancellor (Decanus Sacri Collegii) – such would typically be the leader of the largest political party in the Commons. While His Holiness chairs meetings of the Knight Grand Officers of the Round Table as primus inter pares, The Grand Chancellor is de facto the head of government, who coordinates ministers and administering the Civil Service and all government agencies.
Grand Canon and Turcopolier: David Baker, Kekistani Front – The Grand Canon and Turcopolier, or High Priest of Memes, or Culture Secretary, is the chief advisor to the Round Table on all canonical and ecclesiastical matters, including memes. This is a canonical cardinal Bishop of the Kek faith who respects cultural Christianity and Western values, including capitalism, exercising the Ecclesiastical authority vested in the Round Table by the Prince-Bishop.
Grand Scientist: Victoria Holland, Kekistani Freedom Party – Minister for Technology & Energy.
Grand Preceptor: Charlie Sammonds, Kekistani Front – The Grand Preceptor, or Education Secretary, is the senior academic and educational director for all historical, theological and cultural research, publications, teaching materials and training programs of the Order, developing strategies and policies for its internal educational functions.
Grand Hospitaller: Ewan Jones, Kekistani Freedom Party – The Health Secretary.
Grand Transporter: James Smith, Kekistani Freedom Party
Grand Horticulturalist: TBA
Grand Entrepreneur: Big Man Tyrone
THE OUTER CIRCLE OF THE KNIGHT GRAND OFFICERS
Crown Officer – Crown Officers are appointed by the Prince-Bishop to perform any function of secular governance or administration of the Order as a sovereign subject of international law, as may be necessary or appropriate from time to time, whether holding a Title of Office or as a general Magistral Officer performing specific official functions.
Civil Service Members – Recruited as staff of the Civil Service via a recruitment process for empty vacancies. Successful candidates are referred to the Prince-Bishop for approval.
== Territory: ==
Kekistan’s territory forms three areas:
* The Temple of Jonesia on the Danube river, Central Europe
* The three Kekistani provinces on the Danube
* The Kekistani North African Territory
* The Kekistani Antarctic Territory
=== The Temple of Jonesia ===
There are several uninhabited areas of land on the border between Serbia and Croatia, which are claimed by neither state. The third largest land pocket (also called Rid) is the headquarters of the Kekistani Knights and home to the Kekistani government, who will meet in a castle known as the Temple of Jonesia. It is to be a city-state across the river from Apatin in Serbia. The right-wing patriots’ equivalent to the Vatican City is home to the Prince-Bishop and a trove of iconic Western civilisation art and architecture. Its Kek Museums house books and artwork pertinent to British and American culture, as well as the history of the Kek movement.
=== The Provinces of Kekistan ===
The Free Nation of Liberland claimed Siga, the largest pocket of the unclaimed land between Croatia and Serbia, and we seek no conflict with them. The second largest land pocket, known by Kekistan as Nova Cambria, was also claimed in the name of the Principality of Celestine, though the website disappeared. As well as claims by Prince Luke, other claims were made by another party in the name of the Kingdom of Enclava. The Enclava website has not been updated for some time, and their only major activity was to back Ongal invaders of Kekistan, so Prince Luke refuses to acknowledge their land claim.
The three other land pockets, including Jonesia, were claimed on 16 April 2015 by the so-called Confederation of Autia, as territory for those with autism, a condition many Kekistanis suffer from, hence the term “weaponised autism”. Alongside Jonesia, these land pockets, going southwards, are known as, Dixie Bank, and Hampshire Sands. With there being no constitution or government formed upon the Autia claim, we deem this to have been a claim in the spirit of “weaponised autism” and thus in the name of Kekistan, and thus deem such land enclaves to be sovereign territory of Kekistan. We do not recognise the claims by the Principality of Ongal or any other entity to this territory.
=== The Kekistani North African Territory ===
On the 29th of March 2015, Prince Luke of the House of Nash-Jones did claim the 2,060 km sq (800 sq mi) uninhabited, stateless former British territory of Bir Tawil (at 21°52′14″North 33°44′14″East) located along the border between Egypt and Sudan in North Africa as territory of the Principality of Jonesia, and Marie Byrd Land (between 158°W and 103°24’W) as the Jonesian Antarctic Territory. On the 1st of April 2017, Prince Luke welcomed Kekistani refugees.
The former terra nullius status results from a discrepancy between the straight political boundary between Egypt and Sudan established in 1899, and the irregular administrative boundary established in 1902. Egypt asserts the political boundary, and Sudan asserts the administrative boundary, with the result that the Hala’ib Triangle is claimed by both, and Kekistan by neither.
Kekistani North African Territory (also called Eastern Jonesia, and Bir Tawil) is 2,060 km2 (795 sq mi) in size. The length of its northern and southern borders are 95 kilometres (59 mi) and 46 kilometres (29 mi) respectively; the length of its eastern and western borders are 26 kilometres (16 mi) and 49 kilometres (30 mi) respectively.
In the north of the area is the mountain Mount Cambria (Jabal Tawil, جبل طويل), located at 21°57′56″N33°48′05″E, with a height of 459 metres (1,506 ft). In the east is Mount Lucania (Jebel Hagar ez Zarqa), with a height of 662 metres (2,172 ft).
In the south is the Tawil Valley, (also called the Wadi Tawil, وادي طويل, and Khawr Abū Bard), located at 21°49′25″N 33°43′42″E.
=== The Kekistani Antarctic Territory ===
Marie Byrd Land is a 620,000-square-mile collection of glaciers and rock formations which lies in the western portion of the Antarctic to which no nation had laid claim. It is the portion of West Antarctica lying east of the Ross Ice Shelf and the Ross Sea and south of the Pacific Ocean, extending eastward approximately to a line between the head of the Ross Ice Shelf and Eights Coast. It stretches between 158°W and 103°24’W.
=== BURNSIDE Kekistan - the far southeastern Territory ===
40° 25’ 0”  NORTH
49° 50’ 0”  EAST
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