The Cruise Ship

(Note: The actual existence of this location is unclear, as it was established during Sir's coma.)
The cruise ship was a large boat that was on its way from Oakdale Wells to the coast of San Juan, Puerto Rico.
== Appearance ==
=== Exterior ===
The cruise ship is a large white cruise liner with navy blue trim with a red stripe underneath.
=== Interior ===
The cruise ship has a passenger deck and two locations established for passenger's recreational use. The passenger desk has white paneled floors and a white railing with red and white lifesavers attached to them.
The pool is a large open area located at the front deck. The flooring is rectangular light brown tiles, while the pool has light blue trim around it with two pool ladders across from each other. The pool has four blue lounge chairs on each side. Behind the pool is a double stair case to the upper deck.
The buffet is an area inside of the ship for passengers to eat. The entrance is made up of an entirely glass window and door. On the inside, it has light brown tiling and beige brick walls. There are three large green bullet point menus that take up the upper half of the wall that hang behind the island counters where there are stools. At the tables are bright red armless chairs.
== Events ==
The cruise ship was first mentioned when Matt purchased three cruise tickets to San Juan, Puerto Rico for himself, Sir, and Daniel, with the express purpose of spreading Megan's ashes on the beaches there.
The cruise ship was first seen when Matt, Sir, and Daniel were on the ship walking on the passenger deck. Nurse 1 and Nurse 2 could be seen pointing passengers in the right direction, while a silhouette of a caricaturized version of Bill Cosby could be seen and heard speaking gibberish. Their eyes followed them as they walked past, Matt talking all the while about how cheap the tickets were and how it's definitely what Megan would have wanted.
On the second day on the ship, Matt encountered a drowned body floating in the middle of the pool. He then went to the buffet, which was closed for an unknown reason. He yelled at Nurse 1 and Nurse 2 about the cadavers in the pool, the buffet being closed, and the fact that he still hadn't gotten his massage.
On the third day on the ship, Sir stared out a porthole on the ship down at the beach below. On the beach, Chad and Victor were holding hands while in their swimwear, talking to each other in incomprehensible gibberish phrases.
On April 17, 2020, it is revealed that the entire cruise trip was some sort of hallucination, as Sir is suddenly back in his room. This in turn implies that the cruise ship itself does not exist.
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