Spiral Mountain

Spiral Mountain is a great place that is called that because there’s a spiral hill. Contrary to popular beliefs, it is not a mountain. Sadly Spiral Mountain isn’t really safe because Gruntilda lives here and likes to litter junk on the ground which causes the only real inhabitants to clean it up 24/7/365! Thankfully Grunty got kicked out and is forced to live in a cemetery as umm, ahead. Not sure how a skeleton head breathes without lungs, it must be that damned UnAnything Logic that you do NOT question! 
== History ==
Spiral Mountain was formed in 19 BC and continued forming until 100 AD when sentient carrots and onions first lived here, sentient cauliflower was first spotted in 139 AD and Banjo and Kazooie first moved here in 1666. 
The dark ages of spiral mountain started in 1997 when Gruntilda the Witch moved here and created her lair and started littering wrappers all over the ground, trashing BBQs and even kidnapped Banjo’s sister Tooty. 1998 was slightly better as Grunty was killed.
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