お前女子と話したことないだろ (Omae Joshi to Hanashita Koto Nai Daro)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
窓際の席で 	madogiwa no seki de 	“In the seat by the window,
外の景色眺める俺 	soto no keshiki nagameru ore 	Gazing at the scenery outside is me.”
かっこいいと 	kakkoii to 	You thought that was
思ってたんだろ？ 	omotteta ndaro? 	Really cool, didn’t you?
好きな女子のタイプとか 	suki na joshi no taipu toka 	"I’m not particularly interested
恋愛とか 彼女とか 	ren'ai toka kanojo toka 	In women being my 'type'
別に興味ない俺 	betsu ni kyoumi nai ore 	Or true love or girlfriends or whatever."
かっこいいと 	kakkoii to 	You thought that was
思ってたんだろ？ 	omotteta ndaro? 	Really cool, didn’t you?
 	 	
その割にクラスの人気者を 	sono wari ni kurasu no ninkimono o 	Despite that, you're arbitrarily envious
勝手に妬んでさ 	katte ni netande sa 	Of those who are popular in this class.
「達観した俺」さえ 	"takkan shita ore" sae 	Aren’t you playing the role of
演じきれてないけど？ 	enjikiretenai kedo? 	Guy Who Couldn’t Give a Damn, though?
 	 	
お前女子と話したことないだろ 	omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro	You’ve really never talked to girls, have you?
目が合うだけで テンパっちゃうから 	me ga au dake de tenpacchau kara 	‘Cause your head goes blank just from your eyes meeting!
硬派ぶって クールぶって 	kouha butte kuuru butte 	You’re just acting like you’re tough, you’re just acting like you’re smooth,
興味がないフリしてんだろ？ 	kyoumi ga nai furi shite ndaro? 	And you’re just pretending not to be interested, aren’t you?
本当は下心丸出しで 	hontou wa shitagokoro marudashi de 	The truth is that your real intentions are in full view.
無駄にでかい声で会話して 	muda ni dekai koe de kaiwa shite 	You’re talking loudly with nothing to back it up
女子の様子 窺ってんだろ 	joshi no yousu ukagatte ndaro 	And then sneaking peeks at girls anyway, right?
分かるよ 僕もそうだから 	wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara 	I get it—I’m the same way.
 	 	
傷つくのが嫌で 	kizutsuku no ga iya de 	Getting your feelings hurt would suck,
クソみたいなプライドを 	kuso mitai na puraido o 	So you're pretty desperate
守るのに必死なんだろ？ 	mamoru no ni hisshi nan daro? 	To protect your shitty pride, aren't you?
「二次元が最高！」と 	"nijigen ga saikou!" to 	You haven’t got the guts to declare
言い切る度胸もないくせに 	iikiru dokyou mo nai kuse ni 	That “2D girls are the best!”
周りの友達に合わせて 	mawari no tomodachi ni awasete 	And yet, you're laughing to keep in tune
笑ってるんだろ？ 	waratteru ndaro? 	With all the friends around you, aren't you?
 	 	
ネットじゃ粋がって 	netto ja ikigatte 	You're acting like hot shit online,
毒舌なキャラを作ってるけど 	dokuzetsu na kyara o tsukutteru kedo 	Building up a character with a biting comeback for every situation.
根っこがヘタレだから 	nekko ga hetare dakara 	But you’re a loser at your roots,
罵倒の語彙が少ない 	batou no goi ga sukunai 	So your vocabulary of verbal abuse just won’t suffice.
 	 	
お前女子と話したことないだろ 	omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro	You’ve really never talked to girls, have you?
目が合うだけで 意識しちゃうから 	me ga au dake de ishiki shichau kara 	‘Cause you get all self-conscious just from your eyes meeting!
偶然を装って 	guuzen o yosootte 	Even if you find a chance to talk to one,
話す切っ掛け 見つけても 	hanasu kikkake mitsukete mo 	Feigning that it’s coincidental,
脳内で描いてたシナリオと 	nounai de egaiteta shinario to 	As soon as the flow changes course
違う流れになった途端に 	chigau nagare ni natta totan ni 	From the scenarios you pictured in your head,
言葉が出てこなくなるんだろ 	kotoba ga detekonaku naru ndaro 	The words just won’t come out, right?
分かるよ 僕もそうだから 	wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara 	I get it—I’m the same way.
 	 	
憧れを拗らせて 	akogare o kojirasete 	If you just keep aggravating your longing
恋人たちを揶揄しては 	koibitotachi o yayu shite wa 	And making fun of couples,
強がりと言い訳を 	tsuyogari to iiwake o 	What, will you then enjoy these days
重ねる日々は楽しいか？ 	kasaneru hibi wa tanoshii ka? 	Of layering on bluffs and excuses?
自分の弱さを全部 	jibun no yowasa o zenbu 	What, you think you're gonna be able
他人のせいにして 	tanin no sei ni shite 	To brag to someone about such a life
逃げ回るような人生を 	nigemawaru you na jinsei o 	Of blaming all your weakness on other people
誰かに誇れるか？ 	dareka ni hokoreru ka? 	And scurrying away like an insect?
 	 	
ああ 本当は分かってるんだろう？ 	aa hontou wa wakatteru ndarou? 	Oh, you really get it now, don’t you?
ああ 今のままじゃダメだってことは 	aa ima no mama ja dame da tte koto wa	Oh, you get that you completely suck as you are now.
 	 	
なあ お前 	naa omae 	Well, you,
お前女子と話したことないだろ 	omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro	You’ve really never talked to girls, have you?
目が合うだけで テンパっちゃうから 	me ga au dake de tenpacchau kara 	‘Cause your head goes blank just from your eyes meeting!
期待して 夢を見て 	kitai shite yume o mite 	You have these hopes and dreams,
理想ばっかり高くなるんだろ？ 	risou bakkari takaku naru ndaro? 	But only your ideals ever get higher, right?
誰もが認めるような美人を 	dare mo ga mitomeru you na bijin o 	You're looking down on that pretty girl
上から目線で評価して 	ue kara mesen de hyouka shite 	Who everyone approves of—
酸っぱいぶどうの 	suppai budou no 	Yeah, keep telling yourself
狐みたいに 	kitsune mitai ni 	You won the moral victory,
負け惜しみばっかり言うんだろ 	makeoshimi bakkari iu ndaro 	.
それであとを落ち込むんだろ 	sore de ato o ochikomu ndaro 	Now I guess you’ll be depressed for the rest of your life.
分かるよ 僕もそうだから 	wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara 	I get it—I’m the same way.
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