131019-a-moment-of-silly

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Now that I've stopped laughing about it...I've got to share.
 
Kopi Luwak.  For those not familar, it's a process of making coffee.  Damn good coffee.
 
Civets eat the coffee cherries, the fruit off the bush, choosing only the ripest of them.  They eat the seeds, which are processed through its digestive tract and yah, move on through.  It's collected, cleaned, roasted, and there you have it.  The most expensive coffee in the world, $100-700 per kilogram.
 
Okay...now...dammit, I'm laughing again...okay...let's say a Dominion scientist is thinking about the wonderful coffee they used to get back on Cassus.  It's their version of Kopi Luwak, coffee cherries, or their version, fed to jabbits and there you go.
 
Said Dommie scientist one day has a berry pass across their desk, something brought in from the field to study.  It looks similar to what is used for coffee, they make a brew of it, wooo, coffee...yes.  It's good...but...the scientist eyes their Chua lab partner.  Hm.  Heh.  
 
"Here, eat this.  Then bring the, ah, results to me in a specimen jar."
 
"Why not you eat it?"
 
"You are my assistant."
 
"*grumble*  *chew*  Mmmm...not bad...got more?"
 
"Here you go.  And make sure you swallow all the seeds."
 
"Yeah, yeah *gulpchewswallow*"
 
Next evening.  "Hey.  Here." *drops bucket at scientist's feet*
 
"Ah, thank you.  And here."
 
"Ooh, more?  You want shit, yes?"
 
"Yes."
 
*shrugs" "Okay."  *wanders off eating*
 
So, after the, ah, process, the scientist brews the first cup and by the all the gods of the Eldan and the sword of Tresayne THIS is COFFEE!
 
Next afternoon, the Chua eyes the scientist.  "What you doing?  I smell...GOOD coffee.  You using me like jabbit, yes?" *eyes narrow*
 
The scientist smiles, handing the Chua a hefty coin pouch.  "And there's more for you, both cherries and coin."
 
Chua hefts the pouch, eyes the scientist, weighs options.  "Fine.  For now.  Besides, those are good."
 
Now the flipside of this, Exiles...well someone gets the idea to have an Aurin eat the same cherries.  After all, they have marsupial type systems.
 
"Hey, Lalali, eat this, wouldja?  And gimme the, uh, end results inna bucket."
 
"Oh, how gross!  Why?"
 
"Oh, testin' a theory."
 
"Oh, okay!"
 
Yep, they start selling the BEST coffee around.
 
And it's so damned hard to type while laughing so much.   :lol:	
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			Funny if the Aurin coffee just tastes like the absolute worst thing in the galaxy. The psychotic murder rodents poop coffee is great! ..but the cute aurin coffee. BLEUGH!	
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			You don't want Aurin anywhere near coffee.  Bad things happen.	
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You don't want Aurin anywhere near coffee.  Bad things happen.
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*snerks*
 
If this was ever in game for Cooking, there would have to be drops off Chua and Aurin.
 
Chua Pellets and Aurin Clusters.
 
*laughs more*	
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*snerks*
 
If this was ever in game for Cooking, there would have to be drops off Chua and Aurin.
 
Chua Pellets and Aurin Clusters.
 
*laughs more*
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			Heh...welll, getting into the mechanics, when one dies, sphincters do let go.  Think of it like when you get seeds and such from plants. :D	
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Heh...welll, getting into the mechanics, when one dies, sphincters do let go.  Think of it like when you get seeds and such from plants. :D
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