Average RUC Member

Adolf McNotHitler is a member of the Radioactive Uber Clan. He is a powerful warrior who wields holy magic to smite demons and also he is invincible and impossible to kill. He got this power from Ku Klux the God who granted him the power he needs to defeat demonkind.
Adolf McNotHitler used to be a normal man when his family was attacked and slaughtered and then r////ped by evil demons and their severed heads were presented to him. This made him slightly disappointed. He then vowed to kill all the demons.
Adolf McNotHitler is a very kind man who owns fifty charities, donates to charity, and adopts disabled puppies. He also stopped a group of criminals by dismembering their legs and heroically and kindly torturing them until they begged for death.
During a mission to stop evil demon (draw a name out of a hat) from giving evil demonic food to homeless people, a nearby demon farted inhis direction, which traumatized him for months.
Today he is helping the RUC kill and torture demons and evildoers and adopted 50,000 more disabled puppies.
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