Pepperito Puppito and the Blustery Day/Script

Narrator: This could be the room of any small Smurfling, but it just happens to belong to Sassette Smurfling.
Like most small Smurflings, Sassette has toy animals to play with, and they had many remarkable adventures in an Enchanted Place called the Hundred Acre Wood.
And this is where our story begins.
Now, on this Blustery Day, Pepperito Puppito decided to visit his thoughtful spot.
Pepperito: Yes, and on the way, I made up a little hum.
And it hummed something like this: Hum dum dum ditty dum, Hum dum dum,
Oh, the wind is lashing lustily, And the trees are thrashing thrustily, And the leaves are rustling gustily.
So it's rather safe to say, That it seems that it may turn out to be, It feels that it will undoubtedly.
It looks like a rather blustery day, today.
It seems that it may turn out to be
Feels that it will undoubtedly
Looks like a rather blustery day, today.
Fortunately, Pepperito's thoughtful spot was in a sheltered place.
Now he sat down and tried hard to think of something.
Think, think, think, think, think, think. Think, tihnk, think---
[Scoops the Pikmi Pop Mouse] Say! What's wrong, sonny? Got yourself a headache?
No, I was just thinking and wondering.
[Scoops] Is that so? What about?
I-- Oh bother, you made me forget.
[Scoops] If I was you, I'd think about skiddaddling out of here.
Why?
[Scoops] 'Cause it's windsday!
Windsday?
Oh, I think I shall wish everyone a happy Windsday, and I shall begin with my very dear friend, Pingle the Pikmi Pop Hedgehog.
[Narrator] Now Pingle lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beach tree.
And Pingle loved it very much.
[Pingle] Phew. (giggling) Yes, oops.
You see, it's been in the family a long time, and it's belonged to my grandfather.
That's his name up there, "Trespassers Will''.
That's short for Trespassers William.
[Narrator] Trespassers William?
[Pingle] Yes, and Grandma, and she called him T-W.
That's even shorter.
[Narrator] Yes, and on this blustery day, the wind was giving you a bit of a bug.
[Pingle] Whee!
Now, you've been here before.
I don't mind the leaves that are leaving.
It's the leaves that are coming.
Whoops.
[Pepperito] Happy Windsday, Pingle!
[Pingle] Well, it isn't very happy for me.
[Pepperito] Where're you going Pingle?
That's what I'm asking myself, where?
Whoops! PEPPERITO!
[Pepperito] And what do you think you will answer yourself?
Oh, I'm unraveling!
Whoops.
Oh.
That was a c-c-c-close one!
Hang on tight, Pingle!
Oh dear, oh dear, dear!
[Viola Angora] Look Mama, look! A kite!
[Bijou Angora] Oh my goodness! It's Pingle!
[Pepperito] Happy Windsday, Viola Angora!
Happy Windsday, Bijou Angora!
[Bijou Angora] Can I fly Pingle next, Pepperito?
[Pingle] Oh dear, oh dear, dear!
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] There, that should stand against anything.
[Pingle] Oh help, help!
Somebody save me!
[Pepperito] Happy Windsday, Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster!
[Bossy] Thanks for noticin' me.
[Pepperito] Oh, bother.
[Kingito Lionito] What a refreshing day for harvesting.
[Pepperito] Happy Windsday, Kingito Lionito!
[Kingito Lionito] Pepperito Puppito!
Stop!
Go back.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
OH, YES!
Next time, I hope he blows right through my rutabaga patch.
[Brainy Smurf] Who is it?
[Pingle] It's me.
Please, may I come in?
[Brainy Smurf] Well, I say now.
Someone has pasted Pingle on my window.
Well, well, Pepperito too!
This is a surprise.
Do come in and make yourselves comfortable.
Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside?
[Pingle] Yes sir, Brainy Smurf, it's a very, very blustery day, (gulps) outside.
[Pepperito] Oh yes, that reminds me.
Happy Windsday, Brainy Smurf!
My good fellow, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a Windsday, just a gentle spring zephyr.
Excuse me Brainy Smurf, but I was just looking and wondering is there honey in that pot?
Oh yes, yes, of course, Pepperito, help yourself.
Now, as I was saying, this is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of sixty-seven, or was it seventy-six?
Well, no matter.
I remember the big blow well. 
[Pingle] I'll remember this one too.
It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin.
Now her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
[Pepperito] Thank you Pingle.
You see her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake!
(Brainy Smurf's Tree crashes to the ground).
[Pingle] Oh dear, oh dear, dear!
Well, I say now. Someone has----
Pepperito, did you do that?
I don't think so.
[Narrator] As soon as Sassette Smurfling heard of the disaster, she hurried to the scene of Brainy Smurf's misfortune.
[Sassette Smurfling] What a pity!
Brainy Smurf, I don't think we'll never be able to fix it.
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] If you ask me, and nobody has, I say when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one.
[Sassette Smurfling]
That's a very good idea, Bossy. 
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] I'll take a day or two, but I'll find a new one for him.
[Brainy Smurf] Good, that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl.
He didn't give a hoot for tradition, he became an namable pussy cat and went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat.
[Narrator] Brainy Smurf talked from page 41 to page 62, and on page 62 the blustery day turned into a blustery night.
To Pepperito it was a very anxious sort of night, filled with anxious sorts of noises, and one of the noises was a sound that had never been heard before.
Grrrr.
Is that you, Pingle?
Grrrrowl.
Oh, tell me about it tomorrow.
Bossy?
Grrrrowl.
Oh, come in, Sassette Smurfling.
Now, Pepperito, being a Cutetito of very little brain, and he decided to invite the new sound in.
Hello out there.
I hope nobody answers.
Hello, I'm Tazzle the Pikmi Pop Tiger!
Oh, you scared me.
Yeah, sure I did.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Almost Everyone is scared of Pikmi Pops, Tigers that is.
Who are you?
I'm Pepperito.
Oh, Pepperito, sure.
Uh, what's a Pepperito?
You're sitting on one.
I am?
Oh, well, glad to meet you!
My name is Tazzle.
T-A-double-Z-LE.
That spells Tazzle.
But what is a Tazzle?
Well, he asked for it.
The wonderful thing about Pikmis
Is Pikmis wonderful things
Their tops are made out of cotton
Their bottoms are stitched by the seams
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Pikmis
Is I'm not just the only one.
I'm the just the only one (Grrrrrrrr.)
Then what's that over there?
Oh, hey, hey, hey, look, look, look!
What a strange looking creature!
Hmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that preposterous chin, and even those ricky ticking striped pajamas.
Looks like another Pikmi Pop to me.
Oh no, it's not.
I'm not just the only Pikmi Pop! But there is one me.
Watch me scare the stripes off with this impostor.
Grrrr!
Is he gone?
All except the tail.
He's gone.
You can come out now, Tazzle.
Tazzle?
Hello, I'm Tazzle!
You said that.
Oh, did I say I was hungry?
I don't think so.
Oh, then I'll say it.
I'm hungry.
Oh, not for honey, I hope.
Honey!
Oh, a pot of honey.
That's what Pikmi Pops like best.
Oh, I was afraid of that.
Oh say.
YUCK!
I don't like honey, except for Pikmi Pop Bears anyway!
But you said that you liked...
Yeah, that sticky stuff is only fit for Heffalumps and Woozles.
You mean Elephants and Weasels.
That's what I said, Heffalumps and Woozles.
Oh, what do have---an elephant----
What do they do?
Oh, nothing much, just steal honey.
Steal honey?
Yeah, you sure do.
Well, I'd better bounce along now, chum.
Cheerio!
The wonderful thing about Pikmis
Is Pikmis wonderful things
Their tops are made out of cotton
Their bottoms are stitched by the seams
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Pikmis
Is I'm not just the only one.
I'm the just the only one
Well, if what Tazzle said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey.
Oh, hello, am I glad to see you?
It's more friendly with two.
Now then, you go that way and I'll go this way.
You didn't see anything yet, did you?
Neither did I.
Now the very blustery night turned into a very rainy night.
And Pepperito kept his lonely vigil, hour after hour, after hour, until at last Pepperito fell fast asleep and began to dream.
Tazzle (off-screen): Heffalumps and Woozles,
Heffalumps and Woozles.
Steal honey!
Beware, beware!
They're black, they're brown, they're up,they're down.
They're in, they're out, they're all about.
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here.
They're quick and slick and insincere.
Beware, Beware, Be a wary dog, beware.
A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusil
A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twosles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply ply - ply - ply
They're extra ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size size - size - size
If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize.
They're green, they're blue, they're pink, they're white.
They're round, they're square, they're a terrible sight.
They're tie themselves in horrible knots.
They're come in stripes or polka-dots
Beware, Beware, Be a wary dog, beware.
{musical interlude}
They're extra ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size size - size - size
If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up their down.
They're in they're out they're all about.
They're far they're near they're gone they're here.
They're quick and slick and insincere.
Beware, Beware, Beware. Beware. Beware!
[Pepperito] Is it raining in there?
It's raining out here too.
[Narrator] As a matter of fact it was raining all over the Hundred Acre Wood.
There was a thunderstorm on page 71, and on page 73 there was a bit of a cloudburst.
It rained, and it rained, and it rained.
When the rain rain rain came down down down in rushing rising rivlets
Till the river crept out of its bed and crept right into Pingle's
For Pingle he was frightened with quite a rightful fright
And so in desperation a message he did write
Help! (Pingle) Me!
He placed it in a bottle and it floated out of sight
And the rain rain rain came down down down so Pingle started bailing
He was unaware atop his chair while bailing he was sailing
And the rain rain rain came down down down and the flood rose up-up-upper
Pepperito, too, was caught, and so he thought, I must rescue my supper.
Ten honey pots he rescued enough to see him through
But as he supped up his supper
The river supped up Pepperito
And the water twirled and tossed him
In a honey pot canoe....
Rain rain rain came down down down when the rain rain rain came down down down.... (fade)
[Narrator] So the Hundred Acre Wood got floodier and floodier, but the water couldn't come up to Sassette Smurfling's house, so that's where everyone was gathering.
It was a time of great excitement.
But in the midst of all excitement Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Brainy Smurf.
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] There is one.
Cozy cottage.
Nice location.
Bit damp for Brainy Smurf though.
Meanwhile, little Bijou Angora made an important discovery.
[Bijou Angora] Look!
I've rescued a bottle!
And it's got something in it too!
[Sassette Smurfling] It's a message!
And it says: "Help! (Pingle) ME!"
Owl, you fly over to Pingle's house, and tell him we'll make a rescue.
A rescue?!
Yes, yes, of course, of course.
So Brainy Smurf flew out over the flood and he soon spotted two tiny objects below him.
One was little Pingle caught in the whirlpool, and the other was Pepperito trying to get the last bit of honey from the pot.
[Pepperito] Yum, yum.
[Pingle] Oh, Brainy Smurf, I don't need to complain... but I'm afraid, I'm scared.
[Brainy Smurf] Now, now Pingle, chin up and all that sort of thing.
A rescue is being thought of.
Be brave, little Pingle!
[Pingle] It's awfully hard to be brave when you're such a small animal.
[Brainy Smurf] Then to divert your small mind from your unfortunate predicament I should tell you an amusing antidote. It concerns a distant cousin of mine who became so frightened during a flood that he...
Pingle: I beg your pardon Brainy Smurf, but I think we're coming to a very big waterfall.
[Brainy Smurf] Please, no interruptions. Ah, there you are, Pepperito. Now, to continue my story....
[Sassette Smurfling] Look!
There's Pepperito!
Over here, Pepperito!
Oh, hello Sassette Smurfling.
Pepperito, thank goodness you're safe.
Have you seen Pingle?
Excuse me, I have.
What I mean is, here I am.
Pepperito, you rescued Pingle!
I did ?
Yes.
And it was a very brave thing to do.
It was?
You're our hero!
I am?
Yes, and as soon as the flood is over.
I shall give you a hero party!
(Hooray's from everyone!)
[Sassette Smurfling] Attention everyone!
Now this party is a hero party, because of what someone did.
And that someone is...
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] I found it.
[Sassette Smurfling] Found what, Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster?
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] House for Brainy Smurf.
[Brainy Smurf] I say Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster, good show.
[Pingle] Oh, isn't that wonderful?
But where is it, Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster?
[Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster] If you want to follow me, I'll show it to you.
So everyone followed Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster.
Then to the surprise of all, Bossy the Pikmi Pop Hamster stopped right in front of...
[Kingito Lionito] Piglet's house.
[Sassette Smurfling] Why are you stopping here Eeyore?
[Bossy] This is it.
Brainy Smurf's new house.
[Kingito] Oh dear.
Mercy me.
[Pingle] Oh dear.
Mercy me too.
Bossy (off-screen): The name's on it and everything. 
W-O-L. 
That spells Owl. 
[Brainy] Bless my soul. 
So it does! 
[Bossy] Well, what do you think of it? 
[Sassette] It's a nice house Eeyore, but... 
[Viola] It's a lovely house Eeyore, but... 
[Pingle] It's the best house in the whole world. 
[Pepperito] Tell them, it's your house, Piglet. 
No, Pep. 
This house belongs to our very good friend, Brainy.
[Kingito] But Pingle! 
Where will you live? 
Well, I guess I shall live,
I suppose I shall live.....
[Pepperito] With me! 
You shall live with me! 
Won't you Pingle? 
With you? 
Oh, thank you Pepperito.
Of course I will.
[Sassette] Pingle, that was a very grand thing to do.
[Kingito] A heroic thing to do.
[Pepperito] Sassette, can you make a one hero party into a two hero party?
[Sassette] Of course, we can. 
Silly old hound. 
And so, Pepperito was a hero for saving Pingle, and Pingle was a hero for giving Brainy his grand home in the beach tree. 
We never will forget, our hero of the wet. our quick thinking, unsinking, Pooch there.
Tazzle: Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!
All: And Pingle, who indeed, helped out a friend in need, a truly they're the heroes of the day.
So we say, Hip Hip Pooh-ray for the Pingle and the Pooch, Pingle and Pooch----
[Scoops] What's all that stomping and singing and silly shenanigans? Ahhhh!
----and generosity. 
Hip Hip Pooh-ray! 
Hip Hip Pooh-ray
Hip Hip Pooh-ray for Pepperito Puppito!
[Pingle] And Pingle, too.