Kyle (country)

Kyle is a country in Earth 1 that is located next to Chile.
== Residents ==
* Craig
* Bantholomew “Ban’” Hoswald the 19th, 57th son of the house of Hoswald
== Trivia ==
* Kyle is ruled by a Supreme Kyle, who is elected every 17.36 years. The only requirements to run are that you are named Kyle, are 22 or older, and are from Kyle.
* About 50% of males from Kyle are named Kyle, and about 3.6% of females from Kyle are also named Kyle.
* Kyle was accidentally nuked in 1983. This was somehow caused by the video game crash
* The surface of Kyle is irradiated, so most people live underground in mines
* The most common pet in Kyle is the pelscacio, which is an irradiated giraffe
* When someone who is from Kyle, related to someone from Kyle, or is a comrade to someone from Kyle dies, the custom is to thrust their body into the wasteland to be eaten while the Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga Yoda death sound is played on every speaker available
* It is considered normal to throw scissors at people in Kyle
* Everyone named Kyle is actually from Kyle. They just migrated away and lost their accents
* The most famous movie made in Kyle is Justin Case, the sequel to Justin Time, which is about a kid spy named Justin
* Video games released in Kyle are legally required to be renamed to whatever the Supreme Kyle wants them to be. Some examples of games in Kyle are Super Italian Plumber Siblings, President Eagle, and Immoral Wombat
* Kyle is part of the UN
* Kyle had places referred to as “The Camphia.” These are disco clubs designed for people who don’t know how to do disco
* Nobody in Kyle eats green beans. They instead eat the juice that is made from the butter.
* Kyle celebrates Thanksgiving in March.
* The most famous celebrity from Kyle is Kyle Mooney.
* The Kyle accent is similar to how Gru from Despicable Me sounds.
Category:Countries