シュノーケル (Snorkel)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
Hey Hey 神さんよ 	Hey Hey kami-san yo 	Hey Hey, God my man,
噛み切った口で罵詈雑言 	kamikitta kuchi de barizougon 	I’m spouting abusive things with a bitten mouth
酩酊　The Be Lie ver 	meitei The Be Lie ver 	He’s drunk, the Be-Lie-ver
アダムとイヴは嘘で逝った 	adamu to ibu wa uso de itta 	Adam and Eve died upon telling a lie
敬虔な讃美歌を 	keiken na sanbika o 	You can thank all those years of experience
歌って得たのは経験値 	utatte eta no wa keikenchi 	That I have been able to sing you these hymns with such reverence
ばんばん万々罪 	banban banbanzai 	Praise upon you, you with sins,
フォークロアでは許しましょう 	fookuroa de wa yurushimashou 	But it’s folklore, right, so let's just let everything be
 	 	
環状線　感情千 	kanjousen kanjousen 	I’m running in circles, I’m feeling a thousand things at once!
八千幾度のQ.E.D. 	hassen ikudo no Q.E.D. 	Repeated a multitude of times, appended the Q.E.D
管制な完成だ 	kansei na kansei da 	Under your control, it’s a done and done deal!
縄で縛った思考と原理 	nawa de shibatta shikou to genri 	My thoughts and principal truths are bound in rope
崇高な「次こうだ」 	suukou na "tsugi kou da" 	So high and mighty, your “do it this way next time,”
重版出来ぼろ儲け 	juuban shuttai boromouke 	Sure, I’ll do a second printing重版出来 lit. “a second printing (of a publication)” also refers to a piece of work that wasn’t a hit in its original printing, but became a sleeper hit later on. and make a killing
てめえの天命は 	temee no tenmei wa 	Enough, just take your damned
ただ携帯してて 	tada keitai shitete 	“as Heaven decrees” to go already
 	 	
老になんな　狼になんな 	rou ni nan na rou ni nan na 	I’ll ask the old man, “What’s going on?”, and I’ll ask the brute狼 literally ‘wolf’. However 狼 also doubles as an expression used to refer to someone who seems kind on the outside, but is actually harbouring malicious/vicious intentions on the inside, akin to the English phrase “wolf in sheep’s clothing”., “What’s going on?”,
蝋になんなは無視だ 	rou ni nan na wa mushi da 	and I’ll ask the candle, “What’s going on?”, and get the cold shoulder in response
僧になって　層になって 	sou ni natte sou ni natte 	I’ll become a monk, then I’ll be another layer in the ground,
そんなつまんない人生ばっか 	sonna tsumannai jinsei bakka 	that’s the kind of dull life going for me
 	 	
「鋭々！」「怏々」追う 	"eiei!" "ouou" ou 	“Heave-ho!” *whimper* 「えいえい 」“heave-ho” is written as 「鋭々」, which means “fine soldiers”. 「おうおう」 (an onomatopoeia for sobbing and crying) is written as 「怏々」, which means “dissatisfaction/discontentedness/unhappiness”., following closely,
君らはどこかのパパラッチ 	kimira wa dokoka no paparacchi 	the lot of you are a paparazzi
精々やってんな 	seizei yatten na 	With spirit and gusto, you’ve done your best,
黄身らが亡くなるDNA 	kimira ga nakunaru DNA 	the DNA in the lot of you君ら "kimira"/"you (plural)" is written as 黄身ら "kimira", lit. "yellow-(coloured) + body". is dying
政権に愛唱歌 	seiken ni aishouka 	Sing the favourite tune of the public to the ones in power,
You say You know　優性脳 	You say You know yuusei nou 	You say, You know, and the elite
停滞 evolution 	teitai evolution 	With evolution stopped at a standstill,
衰退だけの from now on 	suitai dake no from now on 	we're set to only go backwards from now on
 	 	
発癌性　初歓声 	hatsugansei hatsukansei 	It’s cancerous, the first cheers of joy!
手遅れ気づいて騒ぎ出す 	teokure kizuite sawagidasu 	When I noticed that I forgot to join in, I start to make noise as well
デモクラシー　「でも暮らし」 	demokurashii "demo kurashi" 	Democracy! “But what about my way of living?”
「今の元首じゃだめなんだ」 	"ima no genshu ja dame nanda" 	“You can’t expect anything out of the leaders of today”
立儲は？　立て信者！ 	riccho wa? tate shinja! 	A new crown prince? Rise believers!
今だ、国家を崇拝だ 	ima da, kokka o suuhai da 	The time is now, to bring worship upon the country
平和はどう　先祖はこう 	heiwa wa dou senzo wa kou 	How about peace? The elders thus say,
過去に殺されちゃ駄目なんだって 	kako ni korosarecha dame nanda tte 	“You shouldn't let yourself be killed by the past”
 	 	
兵を頂戴　幣を頂戴 	hei o choudai hei o choudai 	Bring the force of your soldiers upon me, please! Bring your divine offerings, please!
Hey!を頂戴　神よ　それじゃあ 	Hey! o choudai kami yo sore jaa 	Can I get someone to shout “Hey!”, please! Hey God,
無いよ「進」は　無いよ「芯」は 	nai yo "shin" wa nai yo "shin" wa 	There’s none of that “progress” here, y’know! There’s none of that “substance” here, y’know!
無いよ神話　プロパー癌だ 	nai yo shinwa puropaaganda 	There's no such thing as myths, y’know! It’s all a cancer of propaganda!
 	 	
投与　投与　投与　投与 	touyo touyo touyo touyo 	Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you
投与　投与　投与　投与 	touyo touyo touyo touyo 	Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you
投与　投与　投与　投与 	touyo touyo touyo touyo 	Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you
投与　投与　投与　投与 	touyo touyo touyo touyo 	Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you, Medicine for you
 	 	
脳を頂戴　脳を頂戴　脳を頂戴 	nou o choudai nou o choudai nou o choudai 	Your brains on a platter, please脳を頂戴 lit. "give me (your) brains". There is a possibility that this line isn't meant to be taken literally and that 脳 is actually referring to 首脳 "leader", in effect meaning "Give us someone with a brain to lead us, please"., Your brains on a platter, please, Your brains on a platter, please,
脳を頂戴　脳を頂戴　脳を頂戴　　ああ 	nou o choudai nou o choudai nou o choudai aa	Your brains on a platter, please, Your brains on a platter, please, Your brains on a platter, please, oh
 	 	
なんも無いよ　なんも無いよ 	nan mo nai yo nan mo nai yo 	There’s nothing going for me, there’s nothing going for me,
なんも無いよここは　だから 	nan mo nai yo koko wa dakara 	There’s nothing going for me, as long as I’m here
僧になって　層になって 	sou ni natte sou ni natte 	I’ll become a monk, be another layer in the ground,
そんな人生で　左様なら 	sonna jinsei de sayounara 	And say goodbye to that kind of life
, checked by Violet330
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured in the following albums:
*犬よ、叫べよ、家畜共。 (Inu yo, Sakebe yo, Kachikudomo.) (album)
==External Links==
===Official===
*piapro - Off vocal
*piapro - Lyrics
*Pixiv - illustration
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Translation Source
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