Frabtacular Floating Bedstead

The Frabtacular Floating Bedstead was a highly-classified vehicle designed by Chandler Bung and Umbrella Pharmaceutical, Inc.
==Development==
The FFB was originally designed for desert operations, owing to the likelihood of it being mistaken for a mirage. 
==Overview==
The Bedstead consisted of a large bedstead (funnily enough) augmented with highly advanced repulsor technology. A sound system was attached to the repulsors; this would play a recorded loop of fifty French horns played in unison, which lent the FFB its project codename of "The French Tickler". The pitch of the horns would vary depending on the maneuvers being performed by the FFB.
Control of the craft was afforded to its pilot by way of a simple steering wheel, which was equipped with a horn. Though initially intended to play strident, intimidating music such as "Ride of the Valkyries", the horn was equipped to play "Agadoo" during Bung's personal operation of the FFB. A battle siren could also be triggered by a control next to the steering wheel.
What powered the Bedstead was kept as a highly-guarded secret. It was mooted at one point that the FFB was powered by satisfaction, though this was likely wholecloth.
==Use==
The FFB formed part of Bung's attempt to release the Memory Virus in Raccon City; however, it was boarded by Bung's twin, Chandler Bing. Bing dueled his twin and forced the FFB to crash at the hand-shaped estate of Joey Tribbiani.
The FFB was recovered after the incident and pressed into service with an undisclosed special operations team.