All Transcripts In Funny Way

There are so many transcripts for every funny way clip.
==Season 1==
===Episode 1 - Cherry at the Loaf Salesmen===
*SamSam: Cherry was eating a big fat muffin from the bakery. She ate the largest cupcake ever at the cake shop, and then Cherry killed herself with the GI stasis.
===Episode 2 - Pou is Fat===
*SamSam: That creature there ate lots of sweets, chocolates and fruits to make it fat. But then it's neglected! It's got a thermometer in its mouth, it's all derdy, it's really fat. And eyes like this.
*Pou: Enough...
===Episode 3 - Jay-Jay===
*Thomas: Cedric, we don't wee outside...
*SamSam: This is a 11-year old Jay-Jay.
*Jay-Jay: [voicing]
*Cedric: D!
*Thomas: Jay-Jay! Get off Cedric!
*Cedric: EEEEE!
*Megan: Thomas, having a quick chat to you, there is Jay-Jay from Lea class and it keeps getting hit by Cedric, but can you tell him, Thomas?
*Thomas: Magic powers, turn into a sex person.
*Megan: [rips her shirt open and reveals bikini]
*SamSam: That is hilarious, Megan Hood!
*Cedric: G!
===Episode 4 - Huey at the Arcade Shop===
*Webby: Another round owner? As of. Lugia?
*Huey: [laughter] Sure that is.
*[bell ringing]
*Edmond: Hello!
*Huey: Oh! [they quickly hide their equipment]
*Edmond: Good afternoon, my friends! This is me, Edmond the elephant! The owner of this shop here, across Shopouville.
*SamSam: This is the ducks there.
*Huey: For anything but right, my name is Huey. And that is my obsession friend Webby. Do you know anything about this store?
*Edmond: No idea what I can remember that.
*Huey: [confused] What? You do not know anything about this?
*Edmond: I'm a clever clogs. [he trumpets at Huey]
*Huey: [chuckling] Whoa! Nut crackers, that was loud! [stops laughing]
*Webby: [staring at Edmond] You! Daaarrk!
===Episode 5 - El Macho's Fate===
*Lucy: Chuck Kinney, owner of Stuff-A-Bear?
*[balloon pop sounds]
*[boy tantrumming]
*Gru: Ooh. I don't think so.
*[bell ringing again]
*Eduardo: Hello!
*Gru: [shocked] Oh!
*Eduardo: Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez! Owner of Salsa and Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are?
*Gru: Gru. And, this is Lucy. And we are closed.
*Eduardo: Oh-This is just going to take un momenta. I am throwing the big Cinco de Mayo party and I am going to need, 200 of your best cupcakes, decorated, with the Mexican flag, it looks something like this! [he rips his shirt open] NYAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! [waits for 1.5 seconds] What do you think...? [then he flexes and makes his chest wave] Only... only... only...
*Lucy: [gasping] Ooh.
*Gru: [hiding his eyes] on.
*[waits for 5 seconds]
*Gru: Look away! [in a disgusted face looking]
*[Eduardo continues flexing his belt]
*Lucy: [then she stares at Eduardo flexing chest] You! Whoa, hooo.......
*[Eduardo keeps waving his chest until 3 seconds]
*SamSam: Gru does not like that, Eduardo.
===Episode 6 - A Girl Who Clothes 'Em!===
*SamSam: This 26 year old woman wears a button up down shirt.
*Woman: Hello, my fashion state!
*Man: How old are you?
*Woman: I am 26 years old.
*SamSam: But something happened to the woman.
*Man: You look sex?
*Woman: [unbuttoning shirt]
*SamSam: Oh, that's sick!
*Woman: [revealing bra and her body tattoos]
*SamSam: Oh god.
*Woman: [bounces them]
===Episode 7 - Papa Louie's Pizza Day===
*Roy: Hello? Kingsley, no!
*Kingsley: I want 8 pepperoni on the pizza on all four slices, I want this time cooked and then a. And I want cut open. To 4 slices.
*SamSam: Prank on Kingsley!
*Roy: Kingsley! You're not having those!
*Kingsley: Dot. [whispering to himself in a deep voice]
*Roy: No. No. No. No. No.
*Kingsley: [angry face] Unfgh! [waits 5 seconds] Grrrrr! [gets a glint and then he throws the pizza at Roy and SPLAT!]
===Episode 8 - The Long Clip===
*SamSam: How is there a microwave if there isn't one?
*SamTeddy: It's here, SamSam.
*SamSam: Thank you.
*[TV static noises]
*News Reporter: Breaking news! The entire world is conservated with scientific creatures! And the whole planet is getting destructed!
*SamSam: We have to go to that place!
*SamTeddy: [gasping] What place?
*SamSam: Just come on!
*Eric Lamonsoff: There are thousands and millions and septillions of creatures destroying or... [waits one second approximately] attacking the earth!
*SamSam: There is NOT a big job, Lamonsoff! We can do it!
*Eric: We wishing you the best of luck!
*[All games listed creatures are: Pac-MAN, Q*bert, Asteroids, Defender, Galaga, Space Invaders, Galaxian, Paperboy, Robotron: 2084, Tetris, Atari Pong, Arkanoid, Burger Time, Dig Dug, Dots Pong, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles, Zelda, Matilda, Edmond Elephant and Mr. Men.]
*Edmond Creature: I'm a clever clogs! [he trumpets at a man lifting him up into the air and explodes into pixels]
*SamSam: We are coming! Don't fret or worry!
*SamTeddy: Hurry up, SamSam.
*SamSam: I'm trying!
*[Ford Fiesta Zetec crashes into a building and destroys the palace]
*[car alarm sounds]
*[sirens blaring]
*Eric: There's too many of them! We are not gonna make it!
*Edmond: [trumpets]
*Frogger: [jumps]
*Grunt: [beeps]
*[explosion sounds]
*Wall Off: [different hit sound, smashes windows]
*SamSam: I've got the light cannon!
*Eric: Just use your powers and say X!
*SamSam: X!
*Eric: [screaming] LOUDER!!!
*SamSam: X!!! [creature Frogger turns into pixels, Frogger water land sound]
*Eric: It worked!
*SamSam: X!! X!! X!!
*Eric: You got this, SamSam!
*SamSam: X!!!!! And the last one is. X!! [zap sounds]
*Eric: This is the creature bomb! Throw at it anywhere on that pavement or ground!
*SamSam: Good idea! [deep breathing] This is our way since we were here in the movie in 2019. [throws the bomb on the ground]
*[slow motion plays]
*[bomb explodes for 1 second in slow motion and slow motion stops]
*Eric: YEAH!!!
*SamSam: Good job, Eric!
*[all creatures turn into pixels]
*SamSam: We did it!
*Eric: Thanks to you, Sam... what?
*SamSam: It's, SamSam.
*Eric: Thank you all to SamSam!
*SamSam: And that's the story how it goes... I got to go! [clock sounds]
*[scene cuts to living room]
*SamSam: Here's the milk.
*[TV static]
*News Reporter: Our hero SamSam from the 2019 movie as seen on Sky Cinema Animation saved the world and defended all the people.
*[TV static]
*Megan: Harlow Fields news reporting today we are having sex through this school. [rips her shirt open]
*SamSam: [drinks and spits milk out]
===Episode 9 - The Day Land===
*SamSam: That is the family.
*Daddy: Sarah?
*Sarah: What!?
*Daddy: Can you detect that sign of Cherry?
*SamSam: Then the house is tilting.
*[house tilts upside-down at anti-clockwise]
*Screaming: Daddy, Mummy, Buddy, Cherry, Teddy, Selena, Evie.
*SamSam: And the all seven are high up into the air!
*Screaming: Daddy, Evie.
*Daddy: WE'RE GONNA DIE! [shouting]
*SamSam: And all these ones landed on the ground.
*All 7: [thud sounds and all dies]
===Episode 10 - Register Goes Wrong!===
*Craig: OK. Let's start the register.
*SamSam: [pauses the frame] Craig Baileywhyte is clever clogged by that elephant who trumpets at death.
*[plays the frame]
*Craig: Good morning, Luke!
*Luke: Good morning.
*Craig: Good morning, Somto?
*Somto: Morning.
*Craig: Good morning, Mickey.
*Mickey: Good morning, Craig.
*Craig: Good morning, Rocco.
*Rocco: Not here.
*Craig: You are here, Rocco.
*Rocco: I mean good morning!
*Craig: Good morning, Theo.
*Theo: Buenos dias.
*Craig: Good morning, Max.
*Max: Good aft-dyas.
*Craig: No Jay at the moment. Good morning, Jayden.
*Jayden: Good morning.
*Craig: Finally! Good morning, Star!
*Star: Good morning!
*Craig: And good morning, Ryan.
*Ryan: Good morning.
*SamSam: However. Some things had gone wrong.
*Craig: Option one today is Fish Fingers And Chips. Option two is Cottage Pie. And Option three is Jacket Potato.
*SamSam: Get ready for that thing going wrong!
*Craig: Luke, what are you having for lunch?
*Luke: Packed lunch.
*Craig: Somto.
*Somto: Jacket potato please!
*Craig: That's option 3.
*Somto: Yep.
*Craig: Mickey.
*Mickey: Option 3 please.
*Craig: Rocco. What are you having?
*Rocco: Packed lunch please.
*Craig: Theo?
*Theo: Option 3 please!
*Craig: Max is packed lunch. Jay will be packed lunch. Jayden are you packed lunch?
*Jayden: Yes, I'm packed lunch.
*Craig: Star?
*Star: Packed lunch, Craig.
*Craig: Star's first packed lunch today. And Ryan.
*Ryan: Option 3 please.
*Craig: Everyone's having jacket potato...
*SamSam: Because Fish Fingers aren't considerable for those with apologetical.
===Episode 11 - Tails' Doggy Paddle Challenge===
*SamSam: This is Sonic, and Tails.
*Sonic: Tails, never fall down that swimming pool. You might not like that.
*Tails: I can swim, you know.
*Sonic: Hedgehogs cannot swim, you silly!
*Tails: Just watch this. [jumps down onto the pool]
*Sonic: You are never going to be able to get back up there.
*Tails: Don't be such a nuisance, Sonic. I can swim! [swims.]
*Sonic: I didn't know foxes can swim...
*Tails: [gets out of the pool] Because that's my own flight.
*Sonic: I'm going to give you a merit for that cool trick!
*Tails: Thank you, Sonic!
*SamSam: Whenever you play a Sonic game. It's always depending that Tails can actually swim.
===Episode 12 - Cedric's Fur Daze===
*SamSam: The clip contains mature themes.
*[scene cuts to Harlow Fields Upper School play ground]
*Thomas: Hello, Megan. How are you?
*Megan: [lifts shirt up and reveals body tattoos]
*Thomas: That's not appropriate.
*Cedric: A!
*Thomas: Cedric, we don't wee outside.
*Cedric: B!
*Thomas: If you're mean to Cedric, I'll get Jay Jay.
*Cedric: [squealing]
*Thomas: [Cedric gets on to Jay Jay] Jay Jay! Get off Cedric!
*Cedric: C!
*Thomas: Cedric, you better not wee outside.
*Cedric: D! [pushes Jay Jay]
*Thomas: Cedric! Do not push Jay Jay!
*Cedric: E! [waits 5 seconds, pulls down his trousers and underwear, wees outside]
*Thomas: Cedric, if you----- UH! CEDRIC!?!?!? DO NOT WEE OUTSIDE! Deborah, Cedric's Weeing Outside!!!
*Judith: You, Cedric! Get in now!
*Thomas: CEDRIC! NO!!
*Cedric: [screaming and shouting and squealing]
*Thomas: Be quiet, CEDRIC!
*SamSam: And that's why Cedric had to go back inside.
*Thomas: Jay Jay. Are you okay?
*Judith: Jay Jay's okay, Thomas.
*Jay Jay: Yes...
*SamSam: That clip is certified Parental Guidance.
===Episode 13 - SamSam's Rescue Contraptions===
*SamSam: Some people are in a bit sort of a trouble. I know! I'll handle SamTeddy to our hero relationship!
**SamTeddy: A new EastEnders episode came out today and some customized fans think they are going to attack the earth.
*SamSam: That's happened before. All those monster video game creatures destroyed some buildings in Harlow about a month ago, but our Pixels friend Eric helped us.
*SamTeddy: Just look at the-!!!
*[alarm siren blaring]
*SamSam: We have to be quick!
*[scene cuts to Harlow Town Square]
*SamSam: Here's one baby on that road!
*Woman: Someone grab that baby!
*[suspense music playing]
*SamSam: Run!
*[SamSam catches the baby]
*Woman: Oh, thank you. My hero. But, what's your name?
*SamSam: It's SamSam.
*Woman: How old are you?
*SamSam: How old am I? I'm not telling you that. How old are you?
*Woman: Not telling you, either.
*SamSam: Your registration number?
*Woman: I don't have a car.
*SamSam: X!
*[The woman hasn't turned to pixels]
*SamSam: Oh no! I'm supposed to do that to creatures!
*SamTeddy: Like. What?
*SamSam: Pixel creatures!
*Man: I have no money and I'm bankrupted. Where can I get money? Because all the bank withdrawals are out of service.
*SamSam: Here's my magic wand. The money into account transferred to you!
*Man: God, that's just a pound.
*SamSam: Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine pounds! [Man carries 9999 pounds]
*Man: Oh, that's way too much!
*SamSam: Sorry. But you can pick the money up. Or I'll make it to 47 pounds.
*Man: [9952 pounds disappear]
*SamSam: There you are.
*Man: That's not enough money.
*SamSam: 200 pounds into your wallet slash pocket!
*[247 pounds in there]
*SamSam: That's a total of 247 pounds.
*Man: How old are you?
*SamSam: My age? How old do I look?
*Man: 49!
*SamSam: No! Lower!
*Man: 31?
*SamSam: Lower than that!
*Man: 17?
*SamSam: 17 subtracted by eight is what?
*Man: Nine!
*SamSam: Correct! I am nine years of age.
*Man: The same age as?
*SamSam: Secret!
*SamTeddy: Come on! We don't have time!
*Sarah: I want Cherry back!
*SamSam: A long lost dead rabbit, back alive!
*Sarah: CHERRY'S ALIVE! [screams]
*SamSam: But something's going wrong.
*Craig: I'm just here.
*[Jay Jay, Lilly and Cedric come in]
*Craig: What's going on here!?!
*Jay Jay: [smashes the computer]
*Lilly: [steals things from the boxes]
*Cedric: [wees on the tables]
*Craig: Someone call Mrs. Wall!
*SamSam: All from Stort, Avon and Lea. In this room!
*[All children/students from Avon, Lea and Stort come in to Orwell]
*Craig: No! That's a bad sight!
*Harry: Everyone destroy that school!
*Thomas: Cedric! Wee on the floor!
*Cedric: Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*[Chelmer, Hawk, and all other students from all the classes destroy the school]
*Craig: They are smashing that school!
*SamSam: That was a nice trip, but it's nice to be back at home.
*[Mojangles font display THE END]
==Season 2==
===Episode 1 (14) - Stampy's Dancing Moves===
*SamSam: This is Stampy The Cat. Our YouTuber.
*Stampy: [puts jukebox on music player] I am going to Hit The Target's fort castle and my dance moves. Here I go! I'm dancing up and down going OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
*SamSam: Everyone knows this video clip.
===Episode 2 (15) - Aldo's .EXE Traveller===
*Aldo: Hello, the dragon army! I am Aldo, the hunter.
*SamSam: He watched a scary video of Eduardo Perez ripping his shirt open to reveal his body.
*[Eduardo.exe pops in]
*Aldo: [screaming] Is that Eduardo.EXE?
*SamSam: Of course it is! Be very careful.
*Aldo: But it is getting extremely scary but I'm not going sure with it. [Eduardo.EXE attacks Aldo]
*[jumpscare happens]
*SamSam: Whoa, holy c***, that was a scary video at all!
===Episode 3 (16) - SpongeBob's Accent Documentary===
*SpongeBob: SamTeddy is british?
*Patrick: Yes he is.
*Mr. Krabs: You know that movie, don't you?
*SamSam: My friend talks english accent.
*SamTeddy: Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm SamTeddy from SamSam. Do you know us?
*Patrick: He's speaking british!
*SamSam: [british accent] That is because he was, Mr. Sponge.
===Episode 4 (17) - The School Demolition===
*SamSam: There's Harlow Fields getting into destruction by students and over 247 of them destroy the landmark slash building!
*SamTeddy: That's because they are, SamSam.
*SamSam: Do not forget about it!
*Craig: Why is everyone destroying our school?!
*[An asteroid comes right through]
*Craig: Let's get out of here!
*Harry: All of you can destroy that school!
*Thomas: Jay-Jay and Cedric, wee on the floor!
*Jay-Jay: Redehdehdehdehdehdehdeh!
*Cedric: CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jay: All of you f****** destroy the school! [uses the saw to break the school]
*SamSam: Until then. Everyone from lower school and the other classes broke the whole building.
*SamTeddy: It's true, SamSam. The school is getting destroyed by thousands of people.
*Harry: Here's the TNT!
*Jay: [sets TNT alight]
*[then the TNT destroys the whole school]
*Craig: What an extremely extremely extremely very very very very very really really really really really really really very very bad idea of you! [gets extremely furious]
===Episode 5 (18) - Jay's Suspense Suspection===
*Teacher: Jayden, it's Cedric's birthday.
*SamSam: This video cannot be watched for autistic people, do not even try.
*Cedric: [comes and attacks Jayden squealing]
*Teacher: Let go! Let Go! LET GO! [Cedric stops attacking Jayden]
*SamSam: Oh no. Are you alright?
*Jayden: No.
*SamSam: He just got a glint of Cedric Preudat!
*Jayden: [winding up Luke] You got 1000 tallies! You got a million tallies!
*Luke: No!
*Jack: Jayden, stop it.
*Jayden: [growling]
*SamSam: [Timmy Learns To Fly Music plays track] He is about to do something very scary.
*Jayden: [roars in Jay's ear] GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jay gets frightened]
*Ashton: Are you OK, Jay?
*SamSam: It's what you get for you, SamJay.
*SamTeddy: He's just unlucky.
*Jay: [crying]
===Episode 6 (19) - Bugs Bunny and Talking Ben Attack===
*Aldo: This is scary.
*SamSam: Don't worry, Aldo. Amanda is here to help you with.
*[Amanda enters Aldo's bedroom]
*Amanda: Hi! I'm Amanda. The two monsters are going to attack you!
*Aldo: Amanda! NO!!! [Bugs Bunny and Talking Ben appear]
*SamSam: Watch out, Aldosworld!
*[Bugs Bunny attacks Aldo]
===Episode 7 (20) - A Bessie Ground===
*Bessie: Hello, there, Chucky Egg.
*SamSam: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME CHUCKY EGG!!! [throws laser gun at Bessie]
*Bessie: Cannot be used to do that. Try again.
*SamTeddy: Just leave that bird alone.
*SamSam: That pink fluffy bird is too talkative!
*Bessie: Of course I am. Play a game. Play a game. Play a game.
*SamSam: Alright, bird brain! [clicks on the ABC icon and the game crashes while Bessie has her mouth open]
*[Wii Crash Sounds]
*SamSam: [glitched voice] W-w-w-w-why did I d-d-do tha-a-a-a-t... [black screen for the outro]
===Episode 8 (21) - The Great Amazing Music Caper===
*SamSam: Where can I watch The Great Music Caper?
*Movieo: On UK, The Great Music Caper is available to watch on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video.
*SamSam: They are all expensive!
*Movieo: We have no free watch options available. US is The Roku Channel, but it's unavailable or expired.
*SamSam: We'll go on our journey then... [sighs] Whatever.....
*[screen fades to Music Valley]
*Dizzy: Welcome to Music Valley! My name is Dizzy, and this is Bop! From our Great Music Caper!
*SamSam: What are those two piccolos doing here?
*Music Note: Nice to meet you too, Mr. Superhero!
*SamSam: It's SamSam, not Mr. Superhero.
*Music Note: How old are you, Mister?
*SamSam: I am 9 years old. How old are you?
*Music Note: 1000 years old.
*SamSam: I'm the same age as a secret character that I'm not telling you.
*Music Note: Who?
*SamSam: It's a mega top secret!
*Bop: Well, Scott, do you wanna-
*SamSam: The name's SamSam! Not ScottScott.
*Bop: I'm just a clever clogs... [screams noisily]
*SamSam: Keep it down, stupid piccolo!
*Dizzy: You know it, pipsqueak!
*SamSam: Who called me Pipsqueak!?
*Dizzy: My best friend Bop. You silly hero!
*SamSam: I'm getting annoyed with those friendly piccolos. And that stupid music note companion!
*Bop: You're under arrest!
*SamSam: I'm telling my friends Mega, and SuperJulie!
*Dizzy: Who's Mega, and SuperJulie?
*SamSam: It's a secret, you piccolo!
*[Musical instruments arrest SamSam for alt evading]
*SamSam: What did I do wrong!?
*Drum Arrester: For winding our musicals up!
===Episode 9 (22) - Despicable Ages===
*Gru: Where are my three girls gone?
*SamSam: I have a surprise for you, Gru.
*Gru: What?
*SamSam: What are the girls names?
*Gru: The names are Margo, Edith, and Agnes.
*SamSam: How old are they?
*Gru: 12, 9, and 6!
*SamSam: How did you know my secret?
*Gru: How old are you?
*SamSam: I'm the same age as one of your sisters!
*Gru: You look 12!
*SamSam: I look 9! I looked 6 in my TV show!
*Gru: You're the same age as Edith.
*SamSam: How did you work out my secret?
*Gru: I was just telling how old my sisters were are, SamSam!
*SamSam: And how did you know my name?
*Gru: Because I looked it on my character identifier!
*Margo: Hi, Gru!
*Gru: Hi, Margo. You are... 12?
*Margo: No, it's my 13th birthday today.
*Edith: Happy birthday, Margo!
*SamSam: Oh god.
*Agnes: It's your birthday, Margo!
*Gru, Edith and Agnes: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Margo, happy birthday to you...
*SamSam: Let me have this cake!
*Gru: You are NOT taking Margo's birthday cake!
*Eduardo: I look 39, Gru!
*Gru: You're 41!
*Eduardo: I'm 39 years old, Gru.
*Gru: No, you're not! You do not even look 39!
*Eduardo: I look 39, Gru.
*Margo: That's right, Gru. Edith is 10, Agnes is still 6, and I'm 13.
*Gru: Correction!
*Eduardo: Here's our Mexico display! [rips his shirt open]
*Gru: [fainting]
===Episode 10 (23) - SuperJulie at the Carnival===
*SuperJulie: I love the town, SamSam.
*SamSam: That's okay, SuperJulie.
*Airport Manager: Where do you want to go to?
*SamSam: Cosmic City!
*[at the clothes shop]
*SamSam: This place looks massive...
*SuperJulie: I wonder where they got to...
*Mega: [pops out on one of the jackets] Hi SamSam!
*SamSam: Whoa, Mega! Is that you over there?
*Mega: Of course, SamSam.
*SamSam: How old are you, Mega?
*Mega: I'm 10.
*SamSam: Thanks for telling me, Mega.
*SuperJulie: Our friendship is conversationally by... which one of these?
*Mega: There isn't one, SuperJulie.
*SamSam: You should know, there are over a thousand of clothing in the world.
*SuperJulie: When are we going to the carnival?
*SamSam: In... 47 minutes.
*SuperJulie: OK, SamSam.
*[door bell rings]
*Gru: Has anyone heard of a person who is actually El Macho?
*SamSam: No, get out of here!
*Gru: [pops out of the shop]
*SamSam: Why was Gru doing here? [whispering to himself]
*Mega: I'll take a break.
*SuperJulie: SamSam. Look at this.
*Video: Loading. Please wait.
*[clip: Dinosaur Land]
*SuperJulie: This is not where we are going.
*SamSam: Next video please.
*SuperJulie: Over here is this... that's where we're going in forty-seven minutes...
*[clip: The Carnival]
*Lizzie: Hello? [door bell rings]
*SamSam: Oh! [they quickly hide their equipment and turns off the video]
*Lizzie: Hi, my friends! I am Lizzie, this is the owner of this shop, and you are?
*SamSam: It's me, SamSam. How old are you?
*Lizzie: How old am I? I am 28.
*SamSam: Oh...
*Lizzie: And this is just going to be something casual. We are going to the carnival, and we need this clothing with the leaf on it. This. Looks like this... [she rips open her shirt and shows her bra and the giant TATTOO of the green leaf on her belly] What do you think? [she shakes her belly and then dances sexually]
*SamSam: Holy cr*p!
*SuperJulie: Oh no...
*Lizzie: [continues dancing sexually and horror music plays]
*SuperJulie: Look away! [hiding her eyes in horror]
*SamSam; [stares at Lizzie] Here. We. ARE!!!
*Lizzie: [she buttons up her shirt, covering her belly] OK, guys. That is it today. And I'll pick the shirt next week. Have a good day! [exits the shop]
*SamSam: Oh f**k...
*Lizzie: [pops back in the shop] Get anything? No problem, fellas!
*SamSam: Oh my god...
*SuperJulie: Luz Latvia... [whispering]
*SamSam: What? [confused]
*SuperJulie: That was NOT! Definitely NOT!
*SamSam: What's NOT?
*SuperJulie: That pretty woman named Luz Latvia.
*SamSam: That could EVER NOT BE.
*SuperJulie: Ignore that woman, let's go to the carnival!
*SamSam: Good idea, SuperJulie!
*Mega: I'm back.
*SamSam: Megalactic. I have a serious question.
*Mega: [confused] What?
*SamSam: There's a 28-year old woman called Luz Latvia and she would NOT be the owner of this shop.
*Mega: What are you talking about?
*SamSam: It's carnival time. No time to explain about that dirty woman.
*[screen: Carnival]
*Man: Hello, welcome to the Carnival. What is your names?
*SamSam: SamSam, and this is my friend Mega, and SuperJulie.
*Man: You can come on down to the entrance.
*Lizzie: [chuckling] It's my pleasure to thank you with. Just look at my fresh clothing I'm holding. [holding a green leaf shirt]
*SamSam: Not you, again. Luz Latvia.
*Lizzie: I am actually Luz Latvia, my guy.
*Harry Potter: You know how old you look, Lizzie?
*Lizzie: I look 28.
*Harry Potter: What personality?
*Lizzie: It's a secret. [unbuttons shirt just revealing the green leaf tattoo on her belly]
*Harry Potter: Very sexualised woman...
*[Black screen]
*SamTeddy: I don't like that show.
*SamSam: Me neither. It's full of... woman in open clothing.
===Episode 11 (24) - Big School Chase===
*SamSam: Why is Harlow Fields taking a school destruction?
*SamTeddy: Because of those cosmic disasters.
*SamSam: And there is only ONE way to beat this thing.
*Mrs. Wall: The school is getting destructed by thousands and millions and billions of cartoon characters! Please help the NHS!
*Rosie Laughlin: There is no way, I am afraid.
*Headteacher: It's coming!
*Megan Hood: [rips half open shirt and showing half of her bra] What do you mean? [angrily]
*Sylvia Soetsane: We have to save the school before it's too late.
*UFO: Ultimate attack! Detonation! [summoning over 10000000 characters]
*SamSam: What's going on?
*Everyone: WE ARE THE CHASING LACES!!!
*SamTeddy: Run for your life!
*Harry (Stort): This school is getting destructed!
*Thomas (Stort): Cedric. Wee outside!
*Cedric (Lea): CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Woody: The school detonative!
*Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. And beyond! [smashes school]
*Mike Wazowski: Let's destroy the school, shall we? Sully?
*Sully Monsters Inc.: Of course we are, Mike.
*Margo Gru: Our fates of destiny is ruined forever!
*Edith Gru: Let's just break the windows away!
*Agnes Gru: And we must destroy the building!
*Gru: Minions and my girls. Smash that school!
*Eduardo Perez: I can rip this open! [rips his shirt open] NYAAA!!!
*Fimbo, Florrie and Baby Pom: We are Fimbles, how'd you do! We like destroying the school about you!
*Olaf: How old are you, Margo Gru?
*Margo Gru: I look twelve. I'm busy destroying this.
*Olaf: You lucky... [destroys the school]
*Frankie (JumpStart 1st Grade): We're there to snap the school in two!
*Jesse (Minecraft Story Mode): This is my final time breaking this structure!
*Craig Baileywhyte: The whole school is getting destroyed!!!
*Ratingman: U, PG, 12, 15, 18. Is that all, chaps?
*Margo Gru: Well... yes.
*Sonic: The fastest thing to wreck this building is my wrecking ball!
*Margo Gru: Look OUT characters! This lady is about to jump off the roof! [Trunchbull jumps off the roof]
*Trunchbull: Tally-Ho!!! [boom]
*Margo Gru: Oh... that woman is just as demolishing, sh*t cr*p jump off...
*Edith Gru: Gru! Margo said the S word!
*Gru: Margo. You do NOT use that language like that.
*Margo Gru: Sorry, Gru...
*SamSam: Let's get out of here!
*[screen: SamSam's room]
*SamSam: What a fun day we had.
*SamTeddy: It was crazy.
*SamSam: I bet we can do this the next month I think.
=== Episode 12 (25) - Giant Jay Jay ===
* Margo Gru: I'm so bored Amanda. I want to see something that's more crazy.
* Amanda The Adventurer: I got the power Margo. This, is the giant splash potion which can make people giant as EVER.
* Margo Gru: Do you really think so?
* Amanda The Adventurer: Of course! Let me think about it.
* Margo Gru: I got the plan!
* SamSam: Then they went to school.
* Margo Gru: Why sexualised people?
* Amanda The Adventurer: Ignore that. We got a trick today.
* Edith Gru: Did you say... sex?
* Agnes Gru: Your dad will really tell you off.
* Margo Gru: Agnes, I'm 12. Can't you see I can do this?
* Agnes Gru: But you're still NOT allowed to say things like that.
* Margo Gru: OK, I better be off to my best friend Amanda.
* Edith Gru: Goodbye, Margo.
* Agnes Gru: Bye bye, Margo.
* Megan Hood: [sexually dancing in green bra and in an open black shirt]
* Sylvia Soetsane: [chilling near Megan Hood]
* Judith: [here in regular clothing]
* Margo Gru: And here's that sexualised lady who is dancing in a... OPEN SHIRT?!
* Amanda The Adventurer: Yes, Margo.
* Margo Gru: HOLY CR*P YOU ARE SEEING THIS SEXUALISED LADY!?!
* Amanda The Adventurer: Just ask how old she is!
* Margo Gru: How old are you, Megan?
* Megan Hood: 32.
* Margo Gru: [sighs] Ugh!
* Cedric Preudat: E! [throws splash potion at Jayden Hart]
* [Jay Jay grows giant]
* Margo Gru: What did Cedric Diggory do?
* Amanda The Adventurer: The name's Preudat. Diggory from Harry Potter, Preudat from here.
* Margo Gru: What is going on?
* Jay Jay: Na-Na. [giant voice]
* Margo Gru: Oh!
* Amanda The Adventurer: Bet my brewing didn't work after all...
* Bilge: Ahoy!
* Margo Gru: [punches chap in face] Stupid non-verbal pirate...
* Google: Hello there. Jay Jay Hart is NOW predictably a giant. Come to the haunted house for normal size for him.
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