Season Ticket

The wife was reading a newspaper, while her husband, was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said.
“There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife
for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” said the husband, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, the wife said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” she said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over.”
Category:Athletic Humor
Category:Relationships