Trust

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
Squidward: So it was a 3 - 1 vote.
Fluffward: Oh no.
Squidward: Squidina, you have been evicted.
Squidina: Drat!
Voice: Well six left.
(Squidina walks out onto the stage and sees everybody who’s been evicted)
Voice: So now for your next challenge. You will all be performing dives off of a diving board into a pool. Whoever has the best dive according to the robot which I sent in once again wins.
Robot: Impress me. SpongeBob is up first.
SpongeBob: Oh boy!
(SpongeBob jumps off the diving board and soaks up half the pool water)
Robot: Eh I’ll give it a 4/11. Next up is Squidward!
Squidward: I’m sure you’re going to love my dive.
(Squidward performs an epic dance dive, and hits the water hard)
Robot: That was decent. I’ll give you a 6/11 for trying. Anyways, next up is LightBob!
LightBob: Do you trust me enough to land in front of you without a splash?
Robot: No.
(LightBob does it anyways and soaks the robot)
Robot: 0/11. Fluffward is next!
(Fluffward jumps poorly)
Robot: Fluffward! You failed! 2/11!
LightBob: Wait I failed and got two less points!
Fluffward: You soaked the judge.
Robot: That is true. He did soak me and made me sad. Anyways, Joe is next.
Joe: My training as a diver will help me!
Squidward: Wait diver?
Joe: Yep.
Squidward: Aren’t you super old though?
Joe: Yeah. Hopefully this won’t kill me!
(Joe spiral dives into the water and the robot claps)
Robot: Bravo! 11/11! Finally, last but not least we have Maja.
Maja: Yep. That’s right.
(Maja dives)
Robot: Okay I’m going to give you a 10/11 since that was pretty good. 
Joe: Which means I win?
Voice: (robot disintegrates) which means you win.
Joe: Yay, top five!
Voice: Yep. Now let’s go nominate some suckers.
(Camera pans back to table)
Joe: So I’m surprised nobody’s thought of this yet. For my first nomination, I’m going to nominate LightBob for being infuriating.
LightBob: Hey!
Voice: It’s true.
LightBob: HEY!
Joe: For my second nomination I’m going to nominate Fluffward, just so that I can finally break their duo.
Fluffward: Well LightBob, we’ve hit the end of the road.
Joe: You know it.
Voice: And you guys know what’s going down. Voting ends tomorrow at 8:15!
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