Superman 2

Superman #2 (as Captain Obvious informs us) is the sequel to Superman 1 and the second book in the Superman comic book series. The makers of the comic decided that it wasn't bad enough that they had invented the comic book. Instead, they needed to continue it as a series. Now we're stuck with this, so go ahead and read it you filthy little monster.
==Growing Up==
===Synopsis===
Superman is not a baby any more. Now... he's a five year old. Clark Kent is going to his first day of Kindergarten. The problem is, Clark is too scared to go to school. He clings to his mother Martha's leg. His father Jonathon Kent gets a stick, and starts hitting Clark with it. Clark starts to cry. This causes Jonathon to hit Clark harder. This causes Clark to cry more. This goes on and on for several hours. Eventually the day is over and they all go home.
===Appearances===
*Superman
*Jonathon Kent
*Martha Kent
==Hitting Puberty==
===Synopsis===
Superman is now 14 years old and going into high school. The problem is, Clark is too scared to go to school. He clings to his mother Martha's leg. His father Jonathon Kent gets a stick, and starts hitting Clark with it. Clark starts to cry. This causes Jonathon to hit Clark harder. This causes Clark to cry more. This goes on and on for several hours. Eventually police and social services take Clark away and give him to a foster family: the -Els.
===Appearances===
*Superman
*Jonathon Kent
*Martha Kent
*Social Service Worker 1
*Social Service Worker 2
*Police Officer 1
*Police Officer 2
*Police Officer 3
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