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(Lloyd opens his eyes to find himself in a vehicle on the Speedway Five-Billion's racetrack.)
Lloyd: Aah! Where am I? Is this the Speedway Five-Billion in Prime Empire? How is this even possible?
Announcer: Holy lootbox! Looks like we've got a new racer on the track. The green ninja! Another contestant trying to claim the prize at the finish line!
(Lloyd looks up at a screen to see the green dragon fly through another portal with a screaming Wu in hand.)
Lloyd: Master Wu! Another portal?
Announcer: The green ninja is gonna have a tough time getting to the finish line, if the Whack Rats have anything to say about it!
Lloyd: Not these guys! (He spins his car and knocks the Whack Rats off the track.)
Announcer: Good thing they have seatbelts.
Lloyd: Ha! Now that's what you do about a vermin problem. Aah! They've got lasers?
(Ritchie leaps onto Lloyd's car.)
Lloyd: Hey! Isn't that against the rules?
Ritchie: It's the Speedway. There are no rules!
(Cole catches up from behind in a red mech. He knocks the Whack Rat off.)
Cole: No rules? I like the sound of that! Defense! Defense!
Lloyd: Where'd you come from?
Nya: We just teleported in like this!
Zane: What is our objective?
Lloyd: There's another portal at the finish line. So I guess winning is our objective.
Nya: Yeah it is!
(The ninja continue to travel along the racetrack. Cole leaps up and smashes a Whack Rat into a building.)
Announcer: Nice one!
Zane: Back down, or be ice-creamed! (He defeats several Whack Rats.)
Announcer: Good thing it's just a game!
Cole: Mm, ice cream!
Lloyd: They've got numbers on their side.
Jay: But we've got dragons on ours!
Kai: Drop 'em and stop 'em! (He and Jay take out more Whack Rats.)
Cole: Looks like we're home free now!
(More Whack Rats suddenly spawn in front of the portal.)
Ritchie: Get those ninjas!
Zane: Incoming laser fire has increased.
Cole: Two can play at that game!
(They defeat the Rats with lasers, but even more spawn.)
Jay: No! They're respawning at the finish line!
Kai: We'll never reach the portal! They're gonna keep pushing us back!
Nya: Then we have to go even stronger!
Lloyd: No! We need to be smarter, not stronger. We let them blast us!
Zane: I see some negative aspects to this plan.
Lloyd: Trust me on this. Follow me! (He drives forward, gets hit by a laser blast, and "dies".)
Nya: No!
(Lloyd respawns in front of the portal.)
Cole: Look! It's Lloyd!
Lloyd: I was wrong before. The goal isn't to win, it's to get to the portal no matter what! Hurry!
(The ninja allow themselves to be hit and "die". They then respawn in front of the portal.)
Kai: Everyone, quick! Get on!
(The ninja climb onto the two dragons.)
Cole: Gotta admit, that was a pretty wise move.
Lloyd: Let's just hope it gets us one step closer to saving Master Wu.
Announcer: Game over!
(The ninja enter the portal and it disappears behind them.)
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Category:The Virtues of Spinjitzu
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