Patrick's Fan Mail (5)

Patrick's Fan Mail #5 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
Patrick: Hi there! In honor of my fifth fan mail installment, I'm going to answer five fan letters! Here we go!
(Patrick opens the first letter.)
Dear Patrick,
Why is it that it is putting your "two cents in",
yet it is a "penny for your thoughts"?
Sincerely,
MrScience12
Patrick: Uh...uh...I didn't study for this exam! Please don't fail me, Mr. Science 12!
(Patrick turns the letter around.)
Patrick: "You fail." Darn it!
(Patrick throws the letter in the trash and opens the next letter.)
Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
William Leonard
Patrick: NO! THIS IS
(A "Technical Difficulties" screen appears. When we cut back, Patrick is reading the next letter.)
I am now going to play my solitude in E Minor.
ChrisGriffinXx
Patrick: But how will I audibly perceive this solitude if I am visually perceiving this letter? Also, what did I just say? That's the last time I borrow Squidward's thesaurus.
(Patrick opens the next letter.)
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!
Gabeharrison49 
Patrick: WHY ARE YOU YELLING? DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME? AAAAHHH!
(Patrick sets the letter on fire with a match.)
Patrick: (sighs in relief) The deed is done.
(Patrick opens the next letter.)
I like Krabby Patties
Sincerely, 
Suds47
Patrick: You and me both, brother. I especially like them at 2 in the morning. Wait, why do you call yourself Suds? Are you the virus that infected SpongeBob that one time? Why are you trying to get into contact with me? Do you want to infect me? NO!
(Patrick sets the letter on fire with a match.)
Patrick: And SpongeBob told me it was bad to play with matches! Last time I listen to him! Well, that's it, everybody! Join me next time for AAH! MY SHORTS ARE ON FIRE!
(A "Technical Difficulties" screen appears. Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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