Chef Poo Poo Gets Bad Luck

== Cast ==
* Mrs. Rachel
* Margaret
* Bowser
* Chef Pee Pee
* Chef Poo Poo
* Chef Bridget
* Chef Frank
== Transcript ==
Chef Poo Poo: (He yawns, until he gets out of bed & looks at the time that he's gonna be late.) Oh, Dang it! I'm gonna be late for school! I'm gonna miss the bus! (The bus is leaving, until he runs out of the house while he tries to catch the bus.) Barnacles! I'm gonna be late!
(The bus stopped, until the students got out of the school bus & walks into the school. Then, Chef Poo Poo runs into Ms. Rachel's classroom.)
Mrs. Rachel: Chef Poo Poo, you have showed up late to school!
Chef Poo Poo: But it was an accident.
Mrs. Rachel: It doesn't matter if it was an accident. It's still wrong. Take a seat. (Chef Poo Poo sits on a desk.) Anyways... remember, your science benchmark test is today. Hope you do good.
Chef Poo Poo: Dang it! I forgot to study at home! Well I should not worry about it. I can still do it.
(After the science benchmark test...)
Mrs. Rachel: I have checked your tests. I will start with Chef Poo Poo first. (She looked to see Chef Poo Poo that he didn't pass the test.) Chef Poo Poo, you did not do good on your benchmark test! I'm very disappointed in you that you got a 65%! I'm giving you an warning so you just what's your problem!
Chef Poo Poo: But a 65 seems closer to 100.
Mrs. Rachel: Do not argue with me! It doesn't matter if it's closer to 100! Saying that will not cut it, so you will still fail it anyways!
Chef Poo Poo: (He is checking to see that Chef Poo Poo wrote something bad.) What! Who did this!
Mrs. Rachel: A-ha! You have just vandalized the school walls with a permanent marker and wrote one of the worst bad words on here! You don't ever do that to school property!
Chef Poo Poo: But I didn't do it!
Mrs. Rachel: Yes, you did! You're lying! You are getting a detention after school for one hour!
Chef Poo Poo: (He went outside.) Hey, look! A giant slide. (He is going down the big slide.) Whee! Well that was fun.
Mrs. Rachel: Chef Poo Poo, that slide is dangerous! You are not supposed to go on that slide! It's only for the 5th graders!
Chef Poo Poo: But... I didn't know.
Mrs. Rachel: You have received another hour in detention.
Chef Poo Poo: (He walked into the cafeteria & got a tray of food. Except, he slipped on the wet floor while spilled his food all over the food.) Aw, you Idiot!
Mrs. Rachel: Chef Poo Poo, you do not ever drop an I word in the cafeteria! That's one of the worst words you can ever say!
Chef Poo Poo: Mrs. Rachel, I'm really sorry I said that. I won't do it again.
Mrs. Rachel: Nope, sorry will not work at all and you have received two more hours of detention! I'm done with you! Go straight to detention, and you won't have your lunch at all today!
(It translates to Chef Poo Poo in his room.)
Chef Poo Poo: (He yawns.) I'm getting tired. (He's sleeping on the floor, while snoring.)
Mrs. Rachel: Chef Poo Poo! Chef Poo Poo, get up. Chef Poo Poo... Wake up!
Chef Poo Poo: (He woke up.) Huh, what was that?
Mrs. Rachel: You don't fall asleep in detention! Go home now, I'm calling Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, Margaret and your parents! 
(At home…)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh my gosh! Chef Poo Poo how dare you get in big trouble at school! 
Bowser: You’re in big trouble young man! 
Margaret: You're grounded for 2 years!
Chef Bridget: THIS MEANS NO YOCRUNCH OREO YOGURT, NO FRUIT JUICE INCLUDING V8 AND HONEST KIDS, NO ICE CREAM SANDWICH, NO DIPPIN' DOTS, NO IPAD, NO FAST FOOD PLACES, NO LEGOLAND DISCOVERY, NO, LAKE SHORE, NO BARNES & NOBLE OR TV AND NO WATCHING JURASSIC PARK AND THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!
Chef Frank: Go to your room! We are sending everything from your room to charity and you will have nothing in your room... forever!
Chef Poo Poo: (He's crying while going upstairs into his room.) Nooooo!