Jornibret's Last Dance

Jornibret's Last Dance is a book in , , , and .
==Summary==
===Effects===
*Permanently increases Light Armor (Morrowind)
*Permanently increases Light Armor (Oblivion)
*Permanently increases Light Armor (Skyrim)
*Permanently increases Light Armor (Online)
==Locations==
===Morrowind===
*Bal Ur, Shrine (on the body of Barri)
*Skaal Village, Snedbrir the Smith 
*Vivec, Curio Manor
*Vivec, St. Olms Upper North-Two
===Oblivion===
*In Bleak Flats Cave, on a wooden table in the southern area of the cave (near Erthor during the "Skingrad Recommendation" .Mages Guild quest)
*On Erthor's person after quest is finished (in the Mages Guild if he catches you trying to take it in his cave.
===Skyrim===
*Autumnwatch Tower, on the top of the second tower that does not contain the Thu-um shout Marked for Death on a wooden container.
*Korvanjund, clenched by a corpse, near the room containing the Jagged Crown.
*Fort Neugrad in the library on a table.
*Soljund's Sinkhole, on a table to the left of the entrance.
*Southeast of Honeystrand Cave near the road between some stone pillars.
===Online===
*Bookshelves
*A non-bookshelf copy can be located in the Mages Guildhall in Daggerfall.
==Contents==
Women's Verse 1:
:Every winter season
:Except for the reason
:Of one war or another
:(Really quite a bother),
:The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
:Request their vassals come and cavort.
:On each and every ball,
:The first man at the hall
:Is Lord Ogin Jornibret of Gaer
:The Curse of all the Maidens Fair.
Women's Refrain:
:Oh, dear ladies, beware.
:Dearest, dearest ladies, take care.
:Though he's a very handsome man,
:If you dare to take his handsome hand,
:The nastly little spell will be cast
:And your first dance with him will be the last.
Men's Verse I:
:At this social event
:Everyone who went
:knew the bowes and stances
:And steps to all the dances.
:The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
:Would order a trumpet's wild report,
:And there could be no indecision.
:As he revelers took position.
:The First dance only ladies, separate
:Away from such men as Lord Jornibret.
Men's Refrain:
:Oh, dear fellows, explain.
:Brothers, can you help make it plain:
:The man's been doing this for years,
:Leaving maidens fair in tears
:Before the final tune's been blast.
:And her first dance with him will be the last.
Women's Verse II:
:Lord Ogin Jornibret of Gaer
:Watched the ladies dance on air
:The loveliest in the realm.
:A fellow in a [sic] ursine-hide helm
:Said, "The Queen of Rimmen and her consort
:Have put together quite a sport.
:Which lady fair do you prefer?"
:Lord Jornibret pointed, "Her.
:See that bosom, bob and weave.
:Well-suited for me to love and leave."
Women's Refrain:
Men's Verse II:
:The man in the mask of a bear
:had left the Lord of Gaer
:Before the ladies' dance was ending.
:Then a trumpet sounded, portending
:That the Queen of Rimmen and her consort
:Called for the men to come to court.
:Disdainful, passing over all the rest,
:Ogin approached she of bobbing breast.
:She was rejected, saved a life of woe,
:For a new maiden as fair as snow.
Men's Refrain:
Women's Verse III:
:At the first note of the band,
:The beauty took Ogin's hand.
:She complimented his stately carriage
:Dancing to the tune about the marriage
:Of the Queen of Rimmen and her consort.
:It is very difficult indeed to comport
:With grace, neither falling nor flailing,
:Wearing ornate hide and leather mailing
:Dancing light as the sweetest of dreams
:Without a single squeak of the seams.
Women's Refrain:
Men's Verse III:
:The rhythms rose and fell
:No one dancing could excel
:With masculine grace and syncopation,
:Lord Jornibret even drew admiration
:From the Queen of Rimmen and her consort.
:Like a beauteous vessel pulling into port,
:He silently slid, belying the leather's weight.
:She whispered girlishly, "The hour is late,
:But I've never seen such grace in hide armor."
:It 'twas a pity he knew he had to harm her.
Men's Refrain:
Women's Verse IV:
:The tune beat was furious
:He began to be curious
:Where had the maiden been sequest'ed.
:"Before this dance was requested
:By the consort and his Queen of Rimmen
:I didn't see you dance with the women."
:"My dress was torn as I came to the dance,"
:She said smiling in a voice deep as a man's,
:"My maids worked quickly to repair,
:While I wore a suit of hide, a helm of a bear."
Women's Refrain:
==Gallery==
Jornibret's Last Dance 1 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
Jornibret's Last Dance 2 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
Jornibret's Last Dance 3 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
Jornibret's Last Dance 4 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
Jornibret's Last Dance 5 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
Jornibret's Last Dance 6 of 6.png|Jornibret's Last Dance, as seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
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de:Jornibrets letzter Tanz
es:Último baile de Jornibret
fr:La dernière danse de Jornibret
ru:Последний танец Джорнибрета
Category:Morrowind: Skill Books
Category:Oblivion: Skill Books
Category:Skyrim: Skill Books
Category:Skyrim: Songs
Category:Online: Skill Books
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