Gerald Shoots Up A School

Gerald Shoots Up A School is the first episode of The Adventures of Gerald and Minnie. It aired on February 5th, 2019.
==Synopsis==
Minnie realizes that after ordering food at McDonald's, she left her wallet at home and can't pay. Meanwhile, a kid at a school says Gerald looks like Velma from Scooby Doo.
==Plot==
Minnie and Gerald are in a McDonald's drive thru.
Guy: Can I take your order please?
Gerald: Can I have a McRib
Guy: We've stopped doing those sir-
Gerald points an AK-47 at him.
Gerald: Does it look like I give a shit
Guy: Right away sir...
Gerald: Ok what do you want
Minnie: Uhh-
Gerald: For fuck's sake hurry up we have to get back soon. 
Minnie: Fine I'll just have 10 McNuggets jeez
They both wait in the parking lot. Minnie then realizes something very shocking.
Minnie: Um... can you loan me $20? I left my wallet at home.
Gerald: you're kidding right. What now, we hold these guys at gunpoint and force them to give us our shit for free?
Minnie: I thought you were buying!
Gerald: *Hides wallet* Does it look like I carry cash to you?!?
Minnie: *Panics* Okay, so, what do we do now?
Gerald: We do what every single girl in history has done to get free shit before.
Minnie: I'm not flashing you fucking pervert!
Gerald: I never said that.
Minnie: You implied it!
Gerald: Actually I was gonna imply you tell them how lazy they are. This isn't Fifty Shades of Grey.
Minnie: You're still a pervert.
Gerald: I'm aware.
Minnie: Swarfiga and Kenney won't be happy.
Gerald: I'll say.
Kid: *Sees Gerald* Hey that guy looks like Velma from Scooby Doo!
Gerald: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Kid: You look like Velma from Scooby Doo!
Gerald: WHAT THE FUCK MAN! WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHERE DO YOU FUCKING GO TO SCHOOL AT? IMMA COME FOR YOU YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Minnie: Jesus, calm down.
Gerald: CALM DOWN? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOU HAD NO SOUL, YOU LITTLE REDHEADED GINGER FUCKING LESBIAN ASSHOLE?!?
Minnie: Okay okay! I'm sorry. Just calm down.
Gerald: Yeah, you're right. 
*The next morning*
Children are at school when suddenly the school goes on lockdown. Gerald enters holding a crossbow, an AK-47, and an axe.
Gerald: You little dickheads gone and fucked up now.
Gerald then literally went insane and opened fire in the gymnasium, killing all 50 kids inside. He then starts shooting up the hallways and classrooms.
Eventually, there is not a soul left in the school besides Gerald, and then the shocked presences of Minnie, Kenney, and Swarfiga appear behind him.
Kenney: What the hell
Swarfiga: Dammit I missed out on all the action.
Minnie: Gerald what the fuck?
Gerald: What? He said I looked like Velma!
==Characters==
*Gerald Warren
*Minnie
*Kenney McGiveron
*Swarfiga
*McDonald's worker
*A kid
==Deaths==
*Hundreds of kids
==Trivia==
To Be Added