I made the TAWOG ride reference of the Simpsons ride

Rob: I've taken over every area of the park, there's no place you'll be safe from me. And now, enjoy your ride. It's about to be demolished... while you're riding it! [evil laughter]
[Rob pulls a lever that's labeled thrilling to killing. Our ride vehicle begins to rise to the top of a roller coaster. Our ride vehicle lifts up with signs reading, "'Roller coaster to be demolished", "Do not enter", "Seriously", and "It's your funeral".]
Richard: Oooh! A roller coaster!
Anais: I'm scared, Dad!
Richard: Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.
[Our ride vehicle stops behind the car with Rob standing off to the side on the wrecking ball platform. It is currently day time.]
Rob: There's nothing you can do. You're about to die!
Richard: You sound like my doctor!
[Our car crashes into the Wattersons and they all scream as they go down the first drop]
Rob: [to us] Ahhh, my next victims. So anyway, where are you all from? [accidentally pulls the switch] Oops. [our car follows the Wattersons]
Richard: Rob, not only are you not killing us, I'm having fun.
Nicole: Richard, they said to stay seated!
Richard: Oh, that's a load of corporate... [He gets struck by the wrecking ball and goes flying] Aaaaaaah!
[Rob evilly laughs]
Richard: My wallet just fell out! D'oh! Hey, I can see our car!
[Richard screams as he falls on the track]
Richard: [to us] You guys haven't seen a giant steel ball, have ya? [the ball starts to chase him] You don't want to hurt me, ball! We're both big and round and never finished high school!
[The track explodes and the Wattersons go flying through the air]
Richard: Save me, tourists!
[Nicole, Anais, Gumball and Darwin scream. We free fall through a giant Daisy the Donkey head's mouth on the ride tracks]
Daisy the Donkey: Welcome to a magical journey through my mouth.
Tobias: [in car in front of us] You're all gonna die! Haw-haw!
[We crash through the "Happy Little Elves in Panda Land" attraction and land in a giant cup dangling from the ceiling. Gumball and Darwin are in the next cup.]
Gumball: A kiddie ride. (groans)
Darwin: At least we're safe.
[Rob strapped to a giant animatronic panda pops out from behind a wall]
Rob: Panda begs to differ! [Panda roars]
[Gumball and Darwin scream]
Rob: [to a singing elf] Will you shut up?! [crushes singing elves] Say "whee!"
[The panda swings Gumball and Darwin's cup into another panda whose head comes off as we crash through a wall and land in "Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off." Nicole and Richard are in a boat.]
Richard: Alone at last.
Nicole: Rob's trying to kill the kids!
Richard: It just gets better and better.
[Both screamed, as they go down a steep waterfall and we follow.]
Rob: [his image appearing on a waterfall] Now Richard, because I want to be fair, a piece of advice: Resist every temptation I place in front of you.
[Richard spies a beer in the hands of one of the pirate dinosaurs.]
Richard: Oooh, beer! [he tries to pry it away from the dinosaur]
Nicole: Richard, it's a temptation!
Richard: When did beer hurt anybody? [the dinosaur figures start to fall apart] Uh-oh. What the...?
Nicole: Oh, my.
Richard: I hate chain reactions!
[The building starts to fall apart and their boat goes through a hole in the wall as we follow down a crowded grandstand, narrowly missing the pimply faced teen selling popcorn, and landing in a tank of water at "Wet and Smoky Stunt Show." It's now early evening. On shore Rob is attached to the giant panda with Gumball and Darwin dangling in the panda's grip.]
Rob: You foiled my plans for the last time!
[Nicole and Richard's boat hits the wall and Gumball and Darwin fall out of the Panda's grip and into the boat.]
Gumball: You soiled your pants for the last time?
[Richard starts a motor on the boat to escape as Rob starts shooting at them. A whale pops up out of the water with Anais on his back.]
Anais: [to us] We'll save you! [she tosses a rope to our ride vehicle as Rob tries to shoot them] Onward, convenient whale!
[Our vehicle follows the whale and the Wattersons as Rob continues to shoot.]
Richard: By the way, now I'm VERY wet.
[An explosion throws Richard out of the boat where he is dangled behind from a rope]
Richard: Nicole, stay away from the ramp!
Nicole: What?
[The boat goes up a ramp and tosses upside down as we follow. Richard screams and then does the "D'oh" phrase]
Richard: Okay, this is no longer fun!
[We go up another ramp and are narrowly missed being hit by a large piece of the grandstand. We crash through the back of the bleachers where Rob and his panda are waiting.]
Rob: Now for the unkindest cut of all!
[The panda uses a giant circular saw to cut into the floor where we dangle over a long shaft. Everyone was shocked, then Rob sinister laughs. Hector Jötunheim appears. He picks up Rob and pushes the panda aside.]
Anais: Look what the radiation did to Hector!
Richard: Boy, they grow up so fast.
[With Rob in his grip, Hector begins hitting our ride vehicle.]
Rob: Ta-ta, tourists.
[We begin to fall down the shaft but Larry appears in a helicopter-like flying machine.]
Larry: Do not fear, a nerd is here!
[Larry fires a suction cup on a rope to our vehicle securing it as we narrowly miss a giant animatronic devil. Larry propels us up out of the shaft and to the top of Elmore at the Hollywood-like Elmore sign. It is now night. Rob is standing on Hector's forehead dangling his pacifier above him.]
Rob: I'll give you back your pacifier, if you destroy Elmore!
[Our vehicle crashes into the sign and goes down a hillside, past the power plant and through some explosions.]
Donut Cop: [voice over a loud speaker] Careful! The monster is wet and presumed cranky!
[Our vehicle zips through the streets of Elmore. The Wattersons travel alongside us on a Daisyland parking tram.]
Richard: I'm not gonna change that diaper.
Nicole: Mommy's coming, giant Hector!
Darwin: Come on, Hector! Destroy something!
[Hector, with Rob on her forehead, still trying to get the pacifier, knocks over the KBBL radio tower and it explodes.]
Karen: [outside the Chanax Inc.] Hey! You break it, you bought it!
[We narrowly miss getting hit by Rocky in the school bus and go through the giant donut on the Lard Lad donuts sign while Gumball laughs and everyone screamed their eyes off. We wind up in the town square where Hector has the pacifier in his mouth with Rob dangling from it as he tries to shake him off.]
Nicole: Get away from Hector!
[Hector shakes Rob off and sees our vehicle.]
Anais: Hector, that's not a pacifier!
[Hector sticks our vehicle in her mouth and sucks on it.]
Nicole: Get those tourists out of your mouth! You don't know where they've been!
[Hector spits us out and we land in telephone pole wires outside of Elmore mall.]
Tony: [burp]
[The wires sling shot us past Hector and through a large sign reading "Send Money to Cartoon Network Studios." We land in the Watterson's driveway and nearly run over Richard into the garage like in the TAWOG show opening. We wind up in the Watterson's house where they gather to the sofa.]
Richard: Home sweet- [a lap bar comes down over the Wattersons and the walls to their house fall down leaving them in outer space and on the "Death Drop" attraction] D'oh!
Saturn: Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?
[The Wattersons scream as they rapidly descend down the Death Drop as we follow.]
Richard: My bosoms are slapping my face!
Anais: Thanks for nothing, gravity!
Banana Joe: [being carried by a vulture] I'm a baby bird!
Nicole: This must be the part where they take your picture! Okay, smile! [they pose] [All scream]
[We land at the front entrance to Daisyland, which is now in ruins, to find Rob with a circular saw-like weapon.]
Rob: I still got five seconds to kill somebody! [to us] Hello, folks.
[The sofa falls on top of Rob and the Wattersons land on top of it.]
Richard: What a horrible nightmare. Thank God this ride is over.
[Hector pushes the giant Daisy head on top of the family (Richard screams) and our vehicle as we are lowered back to the floor. There are some minimal fire effects in the ride building.]
Richard: [voice only] Let's go again!
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