The Mustang Incident

The Mustang Incident was a huge car accident, involving Homer's 1998 Mustang and The Ban.
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The Mustang was totaled completely on July 1st, 2014, in the Traditional Headspaces, July 1st, 2017, in the Generational and Williams Headspaces, and on July 1st, 2008 in the JX Headspaces, after Carl was learning how to fly The Ban on the highway. He put it into flight mode, and Rick C couldn't handle it that day. Carl's intent was to drive over the stretch of road under the interstate, but failed miserably, as he took a steep fall, landing on his front wheels (very barely), and uncontrollably going extremely fast forwards, hitting Homer's Mustang. The Ban scooped the mustang up onto its hood upon impact, flipping the Mustang, completely shattering the windshield, along with the back bumper, as well as tearing the driver's side view mirror off. Homer was completely fine, but of course passed out with a killer headache upon impact. The Mustang continued to play various new country hits from the blaring radio that was at maximum volume.
Damien saw this while on his way back home from town after stealing Daryl's 1973 Ford F250, and sped towards the accident. He swerved at maximum speed and hit the brakes, giving himself whiplash. However, he didn't care in the slightest. He flung the driver's side door of the truck open, immediately screaming at everybody and crying, before slamming the door so hard, that the exact headspace that these events occurred in had a broken sound barrier, temporarily deafening nearby citizens. He continued screaming nonetheless, about how Rick was a horrible dad, how Carl was a horrible driver, and how stupid the two of them were. He even screamed at Rick C from inside the engine, smacking Rick across the face and continuing to scream at everybody, including the police and the firefighters as his father's Mustang began to drip gas and antifreeze. The police pulled him from the car, revealing that he had a very bare cut on his chest and forehead, along with a migraine. He was passed out from the impact, but could go home safely. Damien informed the two that they were lucky, and brought his father home.
The 1998 Mustang was replaced by two twin Camaros (DDR and Drifter) by his son, who they are both named after, Damien, after he began making a salary in the 8 figures. Damien had promised himself that he would replace the car for his father, without his father's knowledge. The twins were shipped to Homer's city 2 days apart, and the insurance is already paid off in full by Damien. Though it is against his father's wishes, he also sends his father 10,000 a month to pay off the gas and customize it to his heart's content.
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