Patreon Q2E2 - Combust a Nut

This is the second episode of Patreon Quickie 2, which features the story "Incendium" by Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum.
== Episode Summary ==
The story really heats up, but in an entirely unexpected way, when we find out that Severus' affliction involves spontaneous combustion upon arousal. Fortunately Neville has a plan and it involves cooling Tonks down with an Ice Potion.
== Notable Moments ==
* The Hosts wonder if there will be some Snymphadorabottom action
* Danny is finally starting to feel better from his seafood salad from last episode.
* Allie wonders whether Neville is breaking professional conduct rules and live streaming Severus' counselling session.
* Dragon dick = magical STI in which you spontaneously combust during arousal.
* Severus thinks about Mr. Potter's performance in potions to kill any arousal.
* (A:) He's got a real "Blaze" Zabini happening. (D:) A Blaze ZaPeeni
* Severus is like Katniss Everdeen, only it's his penis on fire.
* The hosts joke that Snape could furiously masturbate to send them up in flames and that's the real source of the Dark Mark in the sky.
* "The only cure for ASA is ASS." ~ Allie
* Hosts joke that Snape actually caused the Room of Requirement fire.
* Allie has a gigglefest.
* Snape and Tonks are about to go on a Lay-cation
* For being a treatment room for spontaneous combustion, it's surprising that everything is incredibly flammable in it.
* Hosts share stories about a Chicago senior citizen sex hotel.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Can't wait to see what's going to happen
Danny: Up
* Didn't see that affliction coming!
Lyndsay: Up
* Set up is amazing.
Category:2018
Category:3 Wands Up
Category:Reader: Lyndsay
Category:$5 Patreon Episode
Category:Patreon Episode
Category:Patreon Q2
Category:Episodes
Category:Special Episode
Category:Quickies
Category:Quickies and Specials
Category:Penned By A Potterotic
Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up