Humor3

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* See also Finks_experiments 
* and Rejected_Heavy_Hitters 
* and Many Humorous Splicers
* and Excelsior
* and Art_Deco_Era_Slang
* and Strange_Splicer_Visions
* and Humorous_Corrected_InfiniteBS_Timeline
* and WillTheRealElizabethPleaseStandUp
* and Giant_Parakeet_in_a_Gimp_Suit
* and Scenes_You_Wanted_To_See
add Twisted Humor in long page splitup
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== See also : Humor Page 1 ==
== See also : Humor Page 2 ==
== See also : Finks Experiments ==
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Have this with the Moving Lips Effect (like Conan O'Brien would do) and mouthing all kinds of (further) bad drivel. Have another for Rosalind to have a Comedic Dialogue. 
:::BRING US THE POPCORN !!!
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==At that Scene : Comstock Pulls Off The Rubber Mask, Wig and Beard To Reveal : ANDREW RYAN !!== 
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AND There was another reason Songbird was feared in Columbia ...
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Flooding in heavy rains in LA in 1952. ( So much for the mythical politically contrived 'Climate Change' ) 
Los Angeles was Halfway to becoming Rapture ??? ( OR a 'not quite' successful 'FLOATING" Columbia ??? )
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Anytime People see a sweater in various Forums, there is : JACK VIBES !!!!!
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==Jack Benny Went To Rapture :==
: Oh Rochester. Go and fetch my ADAM. 
: Yessir Mister Benny.
: My oh my, Get the Ice Cream, get the Lil Sista to ask Daddy to Play Airplane, 
: Make them poor little girls throw up ...
: Eh, It's a living"Eh, It's a living" - ala Bugs Bunny...
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WOW !!! Balloons and Flames !!!! ... WHAT a GREAT Combination !!!!
A self-igniting Hindenburg !!!! Good Idea Levine !!! Genius (NOT).
Ooooooh ... Booker sees it looming out of the mist ... A great threatening ... building !!!! RUN AWAY !!!!!!! 
Impressive in a Catastrophically Disaster Looming way - If that kind of thing tootles about normally in Columbia ... ARE Most of the people there insane Splicer-like Merge-Mutants at that early point ( to be written OUT of the game soon, if not already by that point ? )
Very Dramatic ( and more Bait and Switch for the game )
BTW - BALLOONS AT THE BOTTOM ... SHEER GENIUS ( as in NOT AT ALL - It is Grade-A asinine game maker lunacy ). 
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Alternates If Rapture Mutated into LA Noire :
Amusing at least as a Heavy Hitter. This might be the kinda thing where a game 'artist' got too concentrated on one idea, and completely lost the reason for the thing existing in the first place.
This can be the Mascot for the Derpistan Game makers community page.
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A Monkey Size Bathysphere Test Unit - Mr Bonker has a good chance to survive, The units don't get crushed flat much any more
Actually its a lightbulb test chamber ( to test quality of light output for standardization ). Such a rig might have been used while developing the Bio-Luminescent lights for Rapture.
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Flying Frenchmen !!!! 'Le Hook' ????
Many strange things resulted when the Quantumz began to be Used around the World.
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You can call yourself 'Iconic' when they make cupcakes representing of you ...
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Note -- it is very hard to create a Limerick about "A man from Rapture"
http://rhymezone.com/   (few words rhyme...)
There once was a man from Rapture,
A Houdini Splicer did he try to capture.
He beat him utterly senseless,
SO to to render him defenseless,
But got only a red misty blur.
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Rhymies : " blur burr er err fir fur her myrrh per purr shirr sir slur spur stir were whir "
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Takes a bit to make a Boom-Box withstand 280 pounds per square inch water pressure.
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Changing the paper at the bottom of the cage was something truly disgusting.
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Before he met the Luteces and "foresaw" his flying cult compound, Comstock saw an Eden-like 'Columbia' wandering around the country behind a magic horse (Fink, the genius he was, suggested a train).
It is possible Comstock was drunk or suffering from ergotErgot fungus - a natural source of LSD. poisoning both times.
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The Great Chain that Ryan believed in would have crushed Fontaine and Sofia Lamb IF the writers had actually allowed Ryan's Philosophy to operate.
INSTEAD, the writers interfered to force their game dystopia, too often ignoring the Objectivism they said was in Rapture.
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A Multiverse makes so many interesting things possible, But also Infinitely more that are not.
This is what Booker/Comstock would end up being in so many universes.
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Substance that Tenenbaum called 'Serpent' which was used to scrub ADAM out of a persons body.
We saw the bucket of toilet brushes in her 'Safe House' ...
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Gate To Evil? :
Jeremiah Fink looking thru his magic 'Tear' machine was searching for some improvement on Columbia's 'zeppelins', and somehow has lead to a minion finding something called "Led Zeppelin". He was appalled. Called it 'feral barbarian contamination'. He had that minion 'excised'. Maybe the Columbia Police could use THAT to get criminals to confess, but no its 'too dangerous'.
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INFINITE BIOSHOICK GAMES !!!
Anything can and did happen ...
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We could see almost anything on these 'Films' taken thru Tear Portals.
Copyrights/Trademarks/etc... though would prevent the funniest things from being shown.
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CONSIDER :
ITS ALL WIPED FROM EXISTENCE ??? Except for the fact that in some/many Alternate Timelines ... There's a Booker with a headless baby Liz ( Anna ).
The head in the bottle ( see pix )
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