Thomas Adventure Chronicles of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Transcript

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show transcript is shown here 
==Part 1 Prologue ==
( A white background appears James Appears from behind )
James: Hi There Are you ready for " Thomas Adventure chronicles of Ed Edd n Eddy's BIG PICTURE SHOW!" 
James: well I have and Boy o boy the eds are in for it let me take you on our adventure to find eddy's brother before they are dead men from a scam so and at the end we will have a big concert! Let's begin
==Part 2 Opening ==
A long-shot view of the cul-de-sac is seen. It looks peaceful and quiet. The title flashes on the screen:
Ed Edd n Eddy's BIG PICTURE SHOW
A backyard is shown. There is a kiddie pool set up with a toy boat gently rocking in it. Behind the pool is a clothesline, strung with clothes.
Writers:
Jono HowardMike KubatRachel ConnorStacy WarnickDanny Antonucci
A sprinkler is watering Kevin's lawn. Kevin's bike is leaned against the garage. A close-up is shown of the sprinkler moving back and forth before looking at another house across the street.
Storyboard:
Scott UnderwoodSteve GarciaRaven MoliseeJoel DickieBig Jim Miller
Rolf's tractor is sitting abandoned in a field of weeds. Rolf seems to have been mowing the lawn before suddenly stopping for some unknown reason. The wind blows, and some dandelion seeds come loose and float to another lawn, where a checkers game seems to have been in progress. A half-finished bottle of soda and a can of wood varnish occupy each end of the board.
Composer:Patric Caird
An abandoned basketball is seen next to a game of hopscotch. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. Following said trail, we find some broken chalk, two abandoned shoes, a skateboard with the wheels still rolling, and a dropped ice-cream cone on which ants are crawling.
Lightning flashes, and we see the lane, utterly destroyed. A silhouette of Nazz can be seen splattered against one fence along with various debris, including a bag of cement, spilled black paint, an oven mitt, a toaster, and a cinder block with a balloon tied to it. The camera moves back to the ants, crawling on the ice cream, before the lightning crashes again and we see more of the lane, replete with footprints, downed trees, and boxes. Among the destroyed items are a record and a bowling ball. We then see the ants again before getting a long shot of the destroyed area. In addition to the lane, a house has suffered remarkable damage, and there is even an ice cream truck in its backyard. Not only this, but a water main has broken, flooding an area near the woods, and there is strangely enough a broken canoe by another house.
Directed by Danny Antonucci
==Part 3 Ed's room ==
Ed bursts into his room, knocking the door off its hinges and into the back wall. He spots it and tries to run through it but instead runs into the bricks that make up his basement. Stumbling backwards, he spots his shoe and rips it off before trying to get his sock off with his teeth. As he works to get it loose, he hops around his room, destroying it. Finally getting his sock off, Ed grabs two comics and Baron O' Beefdip.and everyone packs their own suitcases]
Thomas: Cinders and Ashes We are in so much trouble!
Rarity: we will be beaten! ( She Sobs ) 
James: Hurry! 
Ed: "Trouble! Bad!" [He grabs a stack of random junk.] "Pain!"
Lincoln: We are in trouble!
Otis: It's over!
Henry: Ed Have you eeating butterd toast with Gravy?
Ed: Yeah It's good
Twilight: That's Gross!
Lori: totally gross
[Ed puts some bread in a toaster and sets it to go off before grabbing a bag and stuffing it full. Spotting his chair, Ed shakes the assorted items and the stuffing out of it into the bag and shoves the chair into the bag. He then rushes into the bathroom and tears down the drywall to reveal his sponge collection. The toast pops up, and Ed quickly grabs the hot bread, butters it, and tosses it into his bag. He pulls the bag out of the wall and grabs his sponges before running off.]
Sarah cuts a hole in a cardboard box and looks through it.]
Sarah: "Okay, Jimmy. Ready?" [She turns the camera to Jimmy, who is dressed like a pirate.] "Aaaand...action!"
Jimmy: "Okay. Arr! Avast thee, barnacle-ridden bully! For I, the great pirate, Keelhaul Crewstain, will swash your buckle, and yardarm your sealeg!" [Sarah, the cameraman and director, looks up unhappily.]
Sarah: "Cut, cut, cut cut!" [through a megaphone] "What the heck was that? C'mon, say it like you mean it! You're a bloodthirsty scourge of the seven seas, silly!" [Jimmy thinks, trying to find his inner pirate.]
Jimmy: "I found it, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Aaaand...action!"
[A huge explosion rocks the set. Ed has just burst out of the house. Spotting Sarah and Jimmy, he jumps up and grabs his sponges.]
Ed: "Save yourselves!" [He hugs the sponges.] "Be free, dear friends!" [Ed casts the sponges skyward, grabs his bag, and runs off.] "Trouble! Bad! Pain!"
[Sarah and Jimmy look at each other, confused by Ed's behavior.]
==Part 4 Edd's Room==
[Edd is in his room, whimpering. A bunch of clothes are on his bed, next to an empty suitcase. He is trying to write a goodbye note.]
Edd: "Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long–far–oh dear." [He picks up the note, folds it, and puts it in the trash along with many other failed attempts before starting again.] "Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sh-shame..." 
[Edd puts down his pen and begins to cry. Pulling himself together] 
Edd "That I regretfully con-fess...to..." [a few tears leak out] "I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, incomprehensible, immoral, thoughtless, impossible, hurtful–" 
[Edd's writing goes jagged, and he stops and wails like charlie brown.] 
Edd:"OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Serena: (Anime teary): were Doomed!
Ash: We done for!
Dawn: ( Tears in her eyes ) Don't Cry Double D
James: We got keep packing!
Fluttershy: ( tears in her eyes ) we’re doomed
[Edd gives in to his tears. Suddenly, his door bursts open. Edd looks behind him and sees a worried Ed.]
Ed: "Dah-houble D!"
==Part 5 Eddy's room ==
Eddy is shoving things into his suitcase. He finishes and tries to slam the overstuffed case shut. When he finally does so, he tries to lift it, but finds it too heavy. Suddenly, it bursts open, scattering its contents all over the room. Eddy lies there. He gets up just as a banging comes at the door. Eddy leaps up, terrified. He grabs the vacuum cleaner and affects a falsetto.]
Eddy: [imitating his mother] "Um, my little Eddy's not home right now!"
Gordon: is That you use your mommy voice?
Eddy: uh yeah I do that most of it
Spiderman: you sound like aunt may when you do that.
[The door flies open to reveal everyone]
Eddy: "DON'T HURT ME!" [He dives behind the vacuum cleaner.]
Ed: [running in] "Trouble! Bad!"
[Ed trips over the vacuum and lands on Eddy.]
Eddy: "It wasn't my fault, I swear!" [He realizes who it is.] "Ed, you idiot!" [packing again] "I thought it was those sore losers!"
Ed: [panicking] "What do we do, Eddy? What do we do?"
Eddy: "What happened to Sockhead?"
[Ed reaches into his bag and pulls out Edd.]
Eddy: "Here, hold this!" [He hands the suitcase to Edd.]
Edd: "We're fugitives, Eddy! Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? All because of our misguided chicanery!"
Gordon: It's all Over Now!
Chichi: If you did something wrong you have to be punished. Eddy
[The Eds see a shadow pass by the blinds.]
Eddy: "Too late! Quick, my brother's room!"
Percy: You Have a Brother's room?
Eddy: Yeah My Brother is cool.
[Everyone rush out of Eddy's room and head down the hall. They come to the front door and skid to a halt; something outside is hammering on it, trying to get in. Eddy quickly directs them upstairs. The door bursts open behind them, but the Eds continue running. They find the room, and Eddy begins to open the door.]
==Part 6 Eddy's Brothers room==
[The door creaks open, and Eddy peeks in. He looks around. Seeing nobody, he enters.]
Edd: [following him in] "Eddy, do you think this is wise?"
Eddy: "They'll never find us in here!" [He rummages through the closet.] "Ah-ha!" [He tapes the wallpaper to the door.] "Ssh!" [Eddy closes the door.]
( Everyone enetrs the room )
Henry: Wow Your brother has a nice room 
Mario: it’s like the princess‘s Castle  
Rarity: incredible beautiful room
Ariel: How Nice of your brother to have a room
Applejack: I Hear ya Your brother has good room
Eddy: yeah but don’t touch anything
==Part 7   BUSTED!==
[The lights click on in the room. Eddy proceeds to do all the locks. The Eds huddle together in the center of the room, waiting for the coming storm and hoping it will pass them by.]
Eddy: [whispering] "This is all your fault, Sockhead!"
Edd: [whispering, shocked] "My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when yet another of your amazing scams goes awry!"
Eddy: [whispering] "Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me! You shoulda known it would go bad!"
Ed: "Boy, did it go bad."
Applejack: guys we don’t want to argue whose fault it was
Gordon: if we don't stop panicking it will be over 
Twilight: Yeah If we don't do anything stupid.
( They stop talking. There's a creaking and some noises outside. Eddy looks up and spots a congratulatory glass on top of the fridge. He pushes Edd to the door, and a piece of toast falls off Edd's back. Eddy then hands Edd the glass and gestures for him to use it to listen. Edd puts the glass to the door and his ear to the glass while Eddy stashes himself in Ed's pocket. All three Eds are sweating as they listen for any noise. Suddenly, a crunch comes, and Edd's eyes turn inwards. Eddy looks up and sees Ed eating the toast.)
Thomas: ED!!
Sunset Shimmer: You Block Head!! Eating toast!
Ed: Sorry i was Hungry.
Toby: Ed Is this the time to eat?!
Ed: I was Hungry
Bender; way to go We're almost caught 
[Edd, now standing in a puddle of his own sweat, drops the glass. The door starts to buckle as something pounds on it.]
Ed: "We are not long for this world!"
( Everyone starts Panicking In terror )
Ed darts around the room, trying to find shelter.]
Edd: "The window!"
[Edd rushes over and parts the curtains only to find that it's been bricked up.]
Eddy: "What's with my brother and these stupid bricks?!?"
Percy: What's wrong with your brother?
Timmy Turner: Eddy Your brother Is like a Trickster or what.
Eddy: he is with bricks
Hiro: eddy my friend your brother had been pranking you for it 
Edd: "Eddy, look! This heat vent will lead to an escape!"
Ed: [on the camel] "Over here, guys! My lumpy mutated horsie will save us!"
[The wooden bar breaks, and a foot kicks through the doorknob.]
Edd: "Eddy! The door won't hold for much longer!"
Eddy: [panicked] "Don't just stand there! Do something!"
[Edd grabs onto Eddy and pulls, trying to work the grate loose. He looks over to Ed, who is trying to get the camel to run.]
Ed: "Giddy-up, horsie! Do not let your mutated lump slow you down!"
Pinkie pie: That's a Camel ed
spongebob: Ed that is a camel
[Ed falls off the camel and slams into the wall. He hits what looks like a fire alarm and slides down. Edd and Eddy, meanwhile, finally get the vent cover loose, and Eddy leaps in only to find that his brother bricked up the vents as well.]
Eddy: "More bricks Double D!"
Ed: "Ooh ooh oh! This-a-way, guys!" [He shows them the alarm.] "Look!"
Edd: [reading] "In case of movie break glass?"
Eddy: "Bingo!" [He grabs the provided hammer and breaks the case.] "My bro's always prepared!" [He reaches inside and pulls out a peanut.] "A peanut?"
Ed: "Cheap movie."
Mr krabs: Ed My lad Its a peanut not a Film.
Rainbow Dash: A peanut?
[An arm reaches through the space where the doorknob used to be. It feels the chains before reaching down and lifting one of the bolts. The door creaks open a little more, and we see the kids, straining to get into the room.]
Kevin: "Lemme through! End of the line, dorks!" [Everyone Gasps as Ed grabs the peanut with his teeth.]
Eddy: "It was just a scam, Double D! How did it go so wrong?"
Edd: [scared] "Eddy, the laws of probability can be a real mean–"
Ed: [garbled] "Just my mouth!"
[Ed bites down on the nut, and the shell cracks, revealing a key.]
Edd: "Eddy! A key!"
[The kids strain at the door.]
Eddy: "It must be for my brother's car!"
[A piece of the door breaks loose. Eddy scrambles into the drivers seat.]
Percy: A Car?
Juvia Lockser:Eddy you can‘t drive.
Robin: your 12 years old eddy
Rarity: Darling arn't you too young to drive?
Edd: "Eddy, we're too young to drive!"
Eddy: "Get in, get in!"
[Ed and everyone dives into the backseat while Edd rides shotgun and everyone gets in. Eddy fumbles with the key.]
Eddy: "Come on!"
[He finally puts it in the ignition. He turns it, and the engine barely coughs. Eddy tries again, and the engine coughs again.]
Edd: "It's no use, Eddy!"
Eddy: [trying again] "It ain't workin!"
Thomas: Come on Eddy Hurry Up! the door isn't going to last longer!
[The chains break as Rolf slams his head through the door.]
Rolf: "Rolf's vengeance will be slow and painful, like Papa's charcoal anecdotes, Ed-boys!"
[Rolf crashes through the door, and Nazz, Kevin, Jonny, and Plank follow him in. Everyone Gasps in shock Ed plunges his feet through the car's floor.]
Ed: "I am Ed! Cheese and macaroni!"
Emily: do you mean Mac and cheese?
Ed: no it’s cheese and MacaronI
[Ed runs forward. The kids grab on to the car as it breaks through the doorway ]
Otis: Hold On Everyone this gonna hurt!
[ Everyone closes there eyes as smashes through the second floor, sailing outside. The impact with the wall shakes the kids off, and they fall on the grass outside Eddy's house.]
Nazz: "They're getting away, guys!"
[The car twists onto the road and slams into a hydrant before turning and running into a garage. It then backs up and goes through a fence. Rolf, meanwhile, lets out a piercing whistle, and his pig gallops up.]
Rolf: "Peel your onions Ed-boy!" [sinister] "And cry." [getting on Wilfred] "There is no escaping the son of a shepherd!" [He rides off in hot pursuit.]
Kevin: "Right behind you, man."
[Kevin and Nazz take off after Rolf. Sarah and Jimmy peek out from behind a house.]
Sarah: "Let's go see, Jimmy!"
[Sarah and Jimmy race to the sidewalk just in time to see the car go by, followed immediately by Kevin, on his bike; Rolf, on his pig; and Nazz, running after them.]
Sarah: [gleefully] "Yowzers! Whaddya think they did this time, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Whatever it was, it must be worser than ever!"
==​Part 8 The Chase==
[The Eds trundle down the road.]
Edd: "I think I'm gonna be sick!"
Eddy: "Not in my brother's car, you're not!"
Juvia: Edd You Must do it in a plastic Bag.
Edd: ok juvia
James: bust my boilers its plank!
spongebob: plankton?
James: No Plank!
[Plank, ripped and torn and almost destroyed, tumbles onto the windshield.]
Edd , Everyone and Eddy: "WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Ed: "BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
[Ed swerves, scared out of his mind. The car almost hits Jonny.]
Jonny: [angry and scared] "Let em have it buddy!"
Rolf and Kevin ride into a field. Kevin skids his bike to a stop. The car jumps, and lands on the fences bordering the lane. Rolf chases them. He gets close, and pulls on Wilfred's ears to coax out more speed. Wilfred speeds up, and they approach the car's rear. Eddy meanwhile looks out of the window. He looks down, and his eyes bulge. The wheels are just barely staying on the top of the fence. One false move, and they will fall to their quite probable deaths.]
Edd: [lamenting] "So much undone! Unsaid! Mother and Father will be so annoyed!"
Ed: "Yowch!"
Gordon: Something Bit Ed!
[Rolf has clamped down on Ed's leg with his teeth. The only thing propelling the car now is pure momentum.]
Ed: "They got me, guys!" [He begins to slip out.] "I'm a goner! Save yourselves!" [Ed is close to being dragged out.] "Don't forget about me!" [Ed falls out of the car.] "See ya."
Edd and Eddy: "Ed!"
Everyone: we won't leave you behind!
Sarge: A soilder never goes down!
​​​​[Edd and Eddy each grab an arm and pull. They painstakingly yank Ed back into the still-moving car, although Rolf refuses to let go. Suddenly, Ed's leg slips out of Rolf's teeth, and the Eds slip back into the car. At this moment, they reach the end of the fence and fly out over a dumpster.]
Rolf: "Curse you Ed-boys!"
[Rolf slams into the dumpster. The car sails into the woods, hitting many trees along the way and snapping them. The Eds scream and everyone as they go through the woods and fly over a ravine into the junkyard. The wheels continue to carry them forward until Ed resumes his position as the motor and runs again. They pass by a mountain of trash.]
[Kevin is on top of a mountain of junk with his bike. He sees the Eds pass and snarls.]
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[Nazz is skating down the lane. She finds the dumpster with Rolf's indentation and stops. Rolf is nowhere to be seen. Jonny then runs up carrying Plank. He is out-of-breath.]
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[Eddy peers over the steering wheel as they rush through the junkyard. Suddenly, Kevin slams their vehicle from the left, shaking them and sending them skidding.]
Ed: "Oh, help me!"
Edd: "Oh dear, now what?!?"
Gordon: Kevin is a Maniaic!
Henry:Look out everyone this gonna be bumpy but fun!
[Eddy looks out the window and spots Kevin. Kevin then hits them again, and the car once again skids.]
Eddy: "He's a maniac, I tell ya!"
Garfield: He Is 
[Kevin slams them a third time, and this time they spin in circles. The car hits another mountain of trash, and this acts like a ramp. The car leaps into the air and slips upside down. As it does this, Edd turns green, and Eddy flies past him and out the window, still clinging to the wheel. The car lands on two wheels and continues to drive this way. Eddy is on the right side and is forced to run with the car. The car turns left, and Kevin follows. Rolf brings up the rear, having managed to rejoin the chase.]
Rolf: "Run like well-worn stockings, Wilfred!"
[Ed releases the car door briefly and grabs at the steering wheel. He spins it rapidly, pulling Eddy inside. Ed then grabs at the door and continues to run. They reach the edge of the junkyard and crash through the fence. The Eds reach Peach Creek Estates and blast through it, on the way wrecking some of the incomplete structures. Nazz and Jonny rejoin the chase.]
Rolf: "Prepare for Rolf's water-laden bovine bladder!"
Jonny: "Plank's freaking out!"
Eddy: "Double D! You got any bright ideas?"
[Edd is puking into a paper bag.]
Kevin: "How do you like your faces? Fried or scrambled?"
James: yeah with some toast too but it's bad!
[The Eds look up with a start. Kevin is on their left. Kevin then rips the door open.]
Eddy: "Ed! The door! The door, Lumpy!"
Rolf: "Rolf will assist you with the Ed-boy flogging Kevin!" [He grabs Wilfred and they roll forward like a wheel.]Nazz: "Go Rolf go!"
[Ed manages to shut the door, tearing it away from Kevin. Eddy locks it and begins to roll up the window.]
Edd: "Ed! Fingers!"
[Ed jerks his fingers back as the window closes. Kevin leaps onto the car, and his bike wheels off, coming to a stop against a sawhorse, perfectly parked. Rolf's wheel slams into the back of the car, and he and Wilfred fly upward. The pig lands on the roof, and Rolf lands on the hood. Nazz reaches their back and grabs onto the open trunk.]
Kevin: [groping for them] "You're going down, dudes."
[The Eds look up and spot Wilfred's tail acting like a bottle opener on the roof. Rolf lifts the pig and tears the roof on, and the faces of the Eds' enemies leer in.]
Kevin: "Time for payback!"
Jonny: "Plank wants first crack at em!"
Rolf: "Rolf will use their hides as a crutch for Nana's goiter!"
Nazz: "Like, thanks for the help up here, guys? Duh!"
Ed: "It wasn't me! Eddy did it." [He ducks into his jacket.]
Eddy: "In your dreams! It was Double D 
[Eddy ducks into Ed's sleeve. Edd is about to say something when he sees that they are approaching the playground.]
Edd: "Um, excuse me. I'll be right back."[Edd leans out the window and grabs onto the merry-go-round. Centrifugal force is quick to act on the car, as the kids are pushed away from it. Wilfred is the first to fly off.]
Thomas: WEEE!!!
Banner: WOAH!!
Jonny: "Hang on buddddyyyy!"
[The roof tears off, and Rolf, Nazz, Jonny, and Plank fly away.]
Kevin: "You dorks ain't seen the last of me!!!"
[Kevin is torn off by the pressure, and he flies off and slams into the slide. At this point, the pressure on Edd is too great, and he lets go of the merry-go-round as well. The car flies into the air and over the wood. Kevin runs after them, carrying a metal pipe.]
Kevin: "DOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [He throws the pipe away.]
==Part 9 Finding the eds ==
[As Kevin screams at the sky, the camera moves back to the park.]
Nazz: "Kevin!"
[Jonny is stuck in a hole in the road.]
Nazz: "Kevin! Where are you!"
[Jonny escapes the hole.]
Kevin: [ranting] "I can't believe it! I almost had em! We can't let this go, man. Not after what they did!"
[Sarah and Jimmy tiptoe up to watch the show.]
Nazz: "What do we do now? Wait for them to come back?" [Kevin helps her up, and she begins to cry.] "'Cause I got like a million things to do! Hair extensions, exfoliating scrubs, spray tan, fingernails glued and polished, a pustule of–"
Rolf: "Shed tears no more, fussbucket Nazz-girl. Rolf will unearth the Ed-boys and squash them like the parasite that infests Wilfred's tuchis! This is Rolf's word! Dawg?"
Nazz: "They're gonna wish they never messed with Nazz Van Bartonschmeer!"
Jonny: "I ain't goin near that one with a ten-foot pole, buddy."
Plank:
Jonny: "Say what?"
Plank:
Jonny: [whispering] "You're reading my mind,
Plank! It's time to call in the special forces."
Kevin: "Those thieves couldn'tve got far. I'm getting my bike!" [He walks off.]
Rolf: "Yes! Rolf will draw forth the–"
Nazz: "Wait up Kev!" [She hurries after him.]
Rolf: "Rolf will draw forth the pitchfork of retribution!" [Jonny sneaks away.] "The Ed-boys shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! Wilfred! To the shed!"
[Wilfred pops out of the ground and heads towards Rolf, squealing. Sarah and Jimmy watch.]
Sarah: "Pigs are so gross."
Jimmy: "Golly gosh, Sarah, they're gonna hunt down the Eds! What on earth did they do?"
Sarah: "I don't know, Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Think of what they'll do to them, Sarah! It'll be worse than soap in your eye! Worser than polyester chafing!"
Sarah: "Let's have a picnic and watch!"
Jimmy: [after a pause] "Oh yay, Sarah! I wouldn't miss this Ed-thrashing for all the shoulder pads in the world!"
[The two giggle and walk off.]
==part 10 by foot==
[The car crashes down in the middle of a desert. Eddy sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Edd heaves himself up. Eddy then looks back as Ed continues to carry the car. Seeing no one, he smiles.]
Fanboy: they'll never find us now!
Eddy: "Ha! We lost em!"
Edd: "How can you be so certain, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Those chumps'll never catch us now! From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing!"
[The car slams into a giant rock. The rock tips over, and the car explodes. Ed wiggles his way out of an exhaust pipe and sees Eddy's three hairs sticking up from inside a car door. Ed rolls the window up, and Eddy pops out. Eddy looks around.]
Eddy: [to Ed] "Way to go, lummox! The only rock for miles, and you had to hit it!"
[Edd is still in his seat, there only because of his seat belt.]
Sunset Shimmer: Eddy don't be so hostile on ed.
Edd: "Seat belts certainly are a trusted friend." [His belt gives way, and he plunges to the ground.] "Aah!" [His friends stare at him. Suddenly, Edd jumps up.] "I've followed all the rules! Lived a life of decency and principle! So why didn't I follow my instincts? That one day these short-sighted sophomoric shell games would go too far!!!"
Starfire: Chill eddy
Ed: [diving behind Eddy] "Double D's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy."
Eddy: "What doesn't?"
Arnold: guys stop saying about armpits.
Edd: "Lost souls are we, gentlemen, doomed for eternity!" [He collapses to the ground.]
Eddy: "Lighten up, Sockhead. Hasn't Eddy always steered you right?" [helping Edd up] "Don't answer that."
Ed: "Oh, oh! If I might partake in this chat? Could we not joineth the circus? Eddy could be the world's–"
Eddy: [being twisted into a strange shape by Ed] "Hey ow stop! It doesn't go that way!"
Fender: Come on Edd don't be that 
Ed: "–shortest elephant!" [He displays Eddy for all to see.] "And you Double D can be the clown!"
Edd: [considering] "I suppose one could get used to the confining nature of tights."
Eddy: "Talk about stupid." [He grabs his friends.] "If we're goin anywhere, I know a place so out of the way, it's practically invisible."
Edd: "Dare I ask?" [He clutches his forehead before turning back to Eddy, grinning.] "And?"
Ed: "Yeah, Eddy. And?"
Eddy: "And..." [clutching them close] "If any of those losers find us there, they'll be mailed back to Peach Creek in a body cast."
Ed: "Where we goin, Eddy?"
[Eddy walks a few feet away before leaping into the air to deliver his pronouncement.]
Eddy: "My big bro's place!"
Edd: [downhearted] "Eddy, I have my doubts your brother would offer us sanctuary."
Eddy: "What, are you kiddin me? We're kinda connected! Like twins! Brain wave stuff! He's talkin to me right now! C'mon!"
Lincoln: oh boy! road trip!
Ed: "Oh boy oh boy!"
Eddy: "He's waitin for us!" [He runs off.]
Ed: "Eddy's brother is so cool!"
[Ed runs off. Edd looks at them and then back at the wreckage of the car. Reaching into his hat, he pulls out his labeler and starts to make a label as he walks towards the trunk. He finishes up and places a label on the trunk reading "Out of Order."]
Edd: "There." [running after his friends] "Wait for me, fellows!"
==Part 11 Rolf in shed/melonhead ==
[Rolf is looking through his shed.]
Rolf: "Downtrodden rabbit radishes! Where are the Duke of Deli Meats' hearty edibles?"
[As he looks for them, a long hedge rolls out. Jonny peeks out of it. Spying his incomplete checkers game, he runs and hides under the board and then crawls off, carrying it on his back. Jonny enters his backyard and pretends to nonchalantly swing. He slowly stops and looks from side to side. Spying nobody, he yanks on one of the ropes holding the swing up twice. The swing responds by ascending skyward, and another one descends, carrying a replica of Jonny and Plank. High in the tree, Jonny reaches up and finds a bird's nest. He fiddles around the eggs until he finds the one he wants. He then flips it open and presses a button. A secret door opens in front of him on the branch he is balanced on. He slips into it and enters an elevator. It drops six floors, and Jonny exits. He turns on a lamp and picks up a magnet. The magnet pulls the bear trap from his head. He then proceeds to descend down a bunch of stairs that look like melons. Jonny enters a giant, melon-themed chamber. He puts Plank on a melon-shaped chair and spins it before going to another one, sitting on it, and spinning it as well. The floor opens beneath the chairs and they drop.]
[Outside the Melon Cave, a tree stump's top slides open and two heroes burst out.]
Captain Melonhead: "Shed a tear, 'cause Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood are here!"
[Captain Melonhead leaps forward only to slam into a fence. His head gets stuck between two boards, but he manages to pull it out. Unfortunately, on the way out, his mask gets twisted, rendering him blind.]
Captain Melonhead: "Holy Toledo, Splinter! My Melon Vision! It's gone!"
Splinter the Wonderwood:
Captain Melonhead: "Who's an idiot?"
Splinter the Wonderwood:
[Captain Melonhead turns his mask and can once again see. He grabs his sidekick and takes off.]
Captain Melonhead: "It's Melon time! Hoop-ba-da, hee hee hee!"
==part 12 on road==
[Nazz and Kevin are tearing down the road, looking for the Eds. Kevin rides his bike past the school. He reaches a turnoff and takes it. Nazz is smiling until a bug hits her. This is followed in short order by several more. Bugs are hitting Kevin as well, but he doesn't seem to care.]
Nazz: "Major so gross, Kevin. These bugs are like freaking me out!"
Kevin: "Get a grip, Nazz! This rage train ain't stoppin till I thump those three twerps! Whoa."
[Up ahead is a gigantic cloud of flies. They hit it at full speed and go straight through it. When they come out, they are blanketed in dead flies.]
Nazz: "Kevin, stop!" [Kevin blindly rubs at his eyes.] "AAAAHHHH!!!"
Kevin: "AAAAAAHHH!"
[The three crash into a peach shed.]
Nazz: [getting up] "Ow! That hurt!"
Kevin: "Oh, man! I'm so sorry!"
Nazz: "Oh, I'm okay." [She holds her arms out for a hug.]
Kevin: "It was totally my fault!" [He runs past her.] "This can't be happening. My bike's thrashed!" [He heaves it upright and begins to work on it.] 
Nazz: "Hello. Remember me?"
Kevin: "Nazz. We need to figure out where those foul-ups took off to and head em off. I'm pretty sure they won't be going back to the cul-de-sac. Not after what they did."
Nazz: "That'd be the last thing they'd do. They're like such cowards."
Kevin: "Good one, Nazz. Say, you got one of those hairpin things?"
Nazz: "Totally!" [She hands one over, and Kevin rewires his bike.]
Kevin: "Cowards run and hide, right? So who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts, 'sides his two loser pals?"
Nazz: "What about his brother?"
Kevin: "That little twerp wouldn't have the–" [realizing something] "That's it! They're going to Eddy's brother's place!" [He grabs Nazz in a hug.] "Nazz, you're awesome, babe."
[Nazz smiles. Suddenly, Kevin throws her off.]
Kevin: "HOLD IT! Eddy's brother will murder us if he finds out we're after his little brother! We're wasting time! We gotta get those dorks before they get there. If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs."
Nazz: "What?"
Kevin: "Forget it!" [He pulls her onto the bike.] "We gotta go."
[The two set off again, this time on a much more damaged bike.]
==Part 13 Rolf in desert==
[A giant stack of items moves across the desert. On top is Rolf, directing it; on bottom, Wilfred, tugging it. Rolf is following a trail of footprints; one foot was in a shoe, while the other was bare. Suddenly, he spots a glint of metal up ahead, and he leaps off.]
Rolf: "We must not be seen, as the Ed-boys will surely flee, Wilfred! Lay low, and follow Rolf's posterior."
[The two creep up on the rock. Suddenly, Rolf leaps out and brandishes his pitchfork.]
Rolf: "ED-BOYS! SHAKLAHAM! SHOOKEE! SHLOOHORM! DON'T EVER! DO THAT! AGAIN! SLAHEE FISHMONGER! Calle! Cai!"
[Rolf begins to pant. He then looks around and realizes that there's nobody there.]
Rolf: "The Ed-boys think they have played Rolf as a phony baloney. But they have yet to feel the wrath of this SON OF A SHEPHERD!"
[Rolf takes out a key and unlocks a suitcase. He takes another box out and opens it, revealing six eggs. He takes one out and looks around. Spotting the steaming engine, Rolf cracks the egg on it; the egg begins to fry. He then walks over to one of the seats and takes out a canteen. Rolf opens the canteen and pours oil out of it, onto the seat. Once the canteen is empty, he throws it and the cork over his shoulder. The cork lodges in Wilfred's nose, and the pig begins to snort.]
Rolf: "Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1999? No!"
[Rolf turns back to the chair. Taking out a muffin, he proceeds to dab it in the oil. He then looks at it.]
Rolf: "Ah ha."
[The egg finishes cooking, and Rolf picks it up. He then proceeds to lay it on top of the muffin. Suddenly, Wilfred rams him from behind. Rolf drops the muffin, and Wilfred scrambles over and eats it.]
Rolf: "Wilfred! Has your thinkbox collapsed? Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! Back, I say!"
[Wilfred suddenly charges forward, pushing Rolf backwards.]
Rolf: "Wait–Wilfred, no!" [He slams into the car's trunk.] "Accursed swine! Consider yourself stricken from the annual son-of-a-shepherd custard bake-off!"
[He notices the "Out of Order" label Edd stuck on the trunk. Peeling it off, he has Wilfred sniff it to get the scent.]
Rolf: "Rolf will have the Ed-boys on a spit by nightfall!"
==Part 14 the cow field==
[The Eds are tromping through a grassy field.]
Ed: "Can your brother send me brain waves too, Eddy?"
Eddy: "If only you had a brain, Ed."
Ed: "C'mon, Eddy, have a heart!"
Edd: "Courage, courage Eddward."
[They come to a gate marking off private property.]
Eddy: "Yee-haw!"
[Eddy kicks the gate open, and he and Ed enter. Edd hesitates.]
Edd: [gasping] "Private property? Um, fellows!"
Gordon: your trust passing which is not good.
[He waits for his friends to come back. When they don't, he crosses the line.]
Edd: "Wait! Stop!" [He shuts the gate.] "Come back! We're trespassing!"
Eddy: "Trespass, schmespass. It's a shortcut." [They enter a field of cows.]
Ed: "Look, guys! Moo-moos there! Moo-moos everywhere!"
Gordon: Uh Cows 
( he had a flashback to when he was on the bridge a cow was on the line ) 
Eddy: "My bro's got a billion cows. A regular stampede of em."
[A crowd of flies settles above Ed's head. He approaches Eddy.]
Ed: "Your brother's got moo-moos, Eddy?"
[Eddy waves the flies away. Edd joins them.]
Edd: "Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for one day, Eddy?" [whispering] "I'm frightened."
Eddy: "Poor little ol' Sockhead. You're so neeve."
Edd: "I think you mean naive, Eddy."
Eddy: "That too. My big bro would never let anything happen to me, and I'll tell you what–I'll put in a good word for you two."
Edd: "Thank you Eddy! Your brother certainly is a kind, upstanding and generous human being."
Ed: [joyful] "He's got moo-moos, Double D!"
Edd: "Yes, well...what's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's sanctuary, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Beats me. I don't know where he lives."
[Edd stops dead. Once he absorbs this, he runs to catch up to them.]
Edd: [astounded] "Pardon? Are you saying all this time you've been leading us to nowhere?"
Eddy: "Nope. I'm taking you to my bro's house, smart guy. You just have to figure out where it is."
Ed: "Oh, let me, Eddy! I have a good figure."
[Edd clutches his forehead. Ed dives into the grass and leaps out of it.]
Ed: "The hills are alive, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Yeah, with the sounds of an idiot."
( everyone keeps on going ) 
Edd: [stepping in front of them] "Hold it right there! We're not taking one more step until we deduce the whereabouts of your brother, Eddy!"
Eddy: [smug] "Forget to pay the brain bill?"
Edd: "But Eddy, your brother's always been somewhat of an enigma! I've got nothing to go on!" [Eddy walks past.]
Eddy: "Better hurry up, big bro's a-waitin."
Ed: [grabbing Eddy] "Oh oh Eddy! Do you think I could get your brother's autograph?"
Eddy: [taking out his wallet] "Ta-da!" [He shows off a postcard.] "Like this one?"
Ed: [awed] "Eddy's brother's autograph!" [He takes the card.] "Thank you."
Eddy: "Give it back, Ed! My brother sent me that postcard! You're gonna wreck it!"
Ed: "Autograph, Eddy!"
Eddy: "I'll autograph your head with my foot! Gimme it!" [Edd takes it from Ed.]
Ed: "Dive, captain, dive!"
Edd: "A postcard? This could provide the very clue we need!" [He examines it closely.]
Eddy: "Hey! Gimme that!"
Edd: "A postmark should lead us directly to–drat! It's illegible!" [The postmark is smeared.]
Eddy: [taking his postcard back] "Gah! You probably smudged it."
[Edd spots Ed drawing on a cow.]
Edd: "May I borrow this Ed?" [He takes the crayon.] "Thank you!"
[Edd rushes away. Eddy meanwhile tucks his postcard back into his wallet. Suddenly, an udder slams into his face.]
Ed: [showing off his artwork] "Look, Eddy! A picture for Eddy's Brother! Do you think he'll like it?" 
Twilight: ed your drawing seems good but sloppy
Eddy: "Um...hey, Sockhead, where'd ya go?" [He looks for Edd. He finds Edd sticking leaves to a spiderweb.]
Edd: "Eddy! I've found the link to key communitives we have with your brother! Among those, his shuddersome stink bomb recipes, his heinous hot sauces, oh and my favorite, malicious misleading treasure maps, together with other contentious callous cons, lead me to suspect your brother's quite the jokester."
Eddy: "You better believe it! He's the king, baby!" [Eddy twangs Edd's nose.]
Edd: "Yes, well, where could one groom this tendency to pranks and puerile practical jokes?"
[A memory hits Ed.]
Ed: "I got it! It says so on my comic book!" [He sticks it to the web.] "Pranks and puerile practical jokes at the Lemon Brook Gag Factory."
Edd: "That's quite a coincidence."
Eddy: [tearing the comic away] "Lemon Brook? Bunch of mascot-hating, lemon-sucking–" [Ed takes his comic back.]
Ed: "Uh-uh, Eddy, no autograph, no comic book."
Edd: "That's it, Eddy! Your brother may very well work there! Or at the very least, be a regular customer!"
Eddy: "I bet he's there right now!"
Ed: "Oh boy oh boy, I forget what we're doing!"
[Eddy looks disgusted.]
==Part 14==
[Sarah and Jimmy skip past Eddy's house, carrying a basket. They enter the lane and come to a fence.]
Sarah: "On three, Jimmy. One..."
Sarah and Jimmy: "...two...three!"
[They toss the basket over the fence into Peach Creek Estates. They then pick it up on the other side and continue to run, giggling. This continues until they enter the woods, where Jimmy slows, then stops.]
Sarah: [annoyed] "What's the matter, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "I'm not allowed to go in there, Sarah. I still have bad dreams, and my mom had to buy a mattress cover!"
Sarah: [rolling her eyes] "Okay, but you're really gonna miss a doozy!"
[Sarah skips into the trailer park.]
Jimmy: [after a moment of contemplation] "I hope Kevin knocks Eddy's teeth out!" [He follows Sarah down the trail.] "Wait for me, girlfriend!"
[The path forks. Sarah takes the right fork, but Jimmy, unable to see Sarah, chooses the left path. He trips over a piece of machinery and flies into a lawn chair. Bouncing off that, he flies into the air and falls into a wheelbarrow full of clothes. The wagon tips over, spilling its load behind May. All three Kankers look up.]
Marie: "Oh, way to go, May!"
Lee: "Yeah! As if our laundry wasn't dirty enough! Quit holding up the line!" [She slings a bucket of clothespins at May.]
May: [ducking] "Watch it Lee!" [The bucket hits the wagon and boomerangs back to hit May in the back of her head.] "That didn't even hurt." [Marie hits her with a giant bag of soap.]
Marie: "Get back to work, snoutface. My skivvies ain't gonna wash themselves."
Lee: "Heh. Snoutface. Good one, Marie."
[May picks herself up off the ground. Jimmy peeks out and sees Lee pin an undershirt to the wire.]
May: "If you guys weren't such fashion hogs, there wouldn't be all this laundry to do!" [She pulls Jimmy out from the pile.]
Jimmy: "Oh, please! Don't hurt me!"
May: "Looks like someone left something in their pocket!"
Lee: "What is it?"
Marie: "Looks like it's whats-his-face!"
May: "Let's call him Dutch."
Lee: [leering] "A little far from home, aren't ya, Dutch?"
May: "Uh-oh, looks like Dutch needs a diaper!"
Jimmy: [worried] "I'm fine, really, I am!"
May: "Aw, he's squirming!"
[May pins him up and proceeds to nurse him with a bottle of ketchup. Lee steals Jimmy away.]
Lee: "Dutch ain't a baby." [She throws Jimmy down.] "He's a big grown man." [sinister] "I bet he wants a date." [after a few moments] "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH?!?!?" [She giggles as Jimmy lies on the ground, twitching.]
Marie: [picking him up] "Aw, my man doesn't need to give me any flowers." [She drops him by the washing machine.] "He just needs to do my laundry. Knock yourself out, Dutch."
May: [grabbing Jimmy] "Babies don't do laundry!"
Lee: "He's mine!" [She grabs Jimmy's arm.] "Gimme my man."
Marie: [taking Jimmy's other leg] "Laundry boy's all mine, ladies."
Lee: "Back off Marie."
May: "Baby's mine!"
[The three tug at Jimmy, stretching his body.]
Jimmy: "I'm getting stretch marks!" [Jimmy's pants split, revealing his teddy bear underwear.] "Stop! I just wanted to see Ed, Edd n Eddy get clobbered!"
[The Kankers abruptly let go.]
Lee: [menacing] "What did you say about our boyfriends?"
Sarah: "None of your beeswax!"
[The Kankers turn to the fiery-headed newcomer. Sarah sets her basket down and seethes with rage. Tears of gratitude fill Jimmy's eyes.]
Jimmy: "My hero."
[The Kankers jump his hero.]
Jimmy: "Leave her alone!"
Sarah: "Ah ah AAAAHH!!!"
Jimmy: "What'd she ever do to you?" [Marie pins Sarah to the ground.]
Sarah: "Get off me, lemme go!"
[Marie giggles. May grabs Sarah's head and holds it in place.]
Lee: "So none of our beeswax, huh? What a shame."
[Lee opens her mouth and sticks her finger in. When it comes out, it is covered with spit. May giggles in anticipation, and her sisters join in. May then turns Sarah's head on its side, and Lee holds her finger above Sarah. Spittle drips onto Sarah's cheek until Lee jams her finger into Sarah's ear, swishing it around in a Wet Willy.]
Sarah: "Ew that's so gross!"
Jimmy: "A Wet Willy! Oh, the horror!"
Marie: [as Lee works her finger] "So tell us, twerp–"
May: "–what do you and Dutch know about our boyfriends!"
Jimmy: "Stop! Enough!" [The torture stops as Jimmy comes running up.] "The Eds did something really bad! Something big happened because everyone's angry, chasing after them to give them their just desserts!" [crying]"Ahhaha, I'm such a snitch!"
May: "Did you hear what Dutch said?"
Marie: [angry] "Ain't nobody beating up on my man but me!"
Lee: "Grab the two squirts, girls. We're gonna need em."
[Sarah and Jimmy look at each other, worry in their eyes.]
==Part 15 in the Factory==
[The Eds are walking through a field of sunflowers. Edd is using a strange device. Suddenly, Eddy runs up.]
Eddy: "Double D! Check this–" [He runs into Ed.]
Edd: [staring at Ed] "Oh, um...cute."
Eddy: "No, no, not that! This." [He picks up a sunflower and slams it into Ed's face. Ed starts to chase him.] "Uh oh."
Ed: "I am the mighty Agamushin! I am from outer space!"
Eddy: "Don't bite me, oh Agam whatcha-whatchamacallit!"
Edd: [chuckling] "Agamushin. A forest substrate. How apropos." [He looks through the device. Suddenly, Eddy grabs it.]
Eddy: "What's that stupid thing? Can you see cartoons in it?" [He spins it.] "It's a wheeze-widdler!"
[Ed arrives, and Eddy smiles evilly.]
Ed: "I will eat you now!"
Gordon: Ed you read to many comic books 
[Eddy uses the device on Ed's face. Soon, there is nothing left of Ed on top of his coat. Eddy looks in, and an arm reaches out from inside the jacket and grabs him. Ed sticks his head out of the armhole.]
Ed: "Gotcha, Eddy!" [Eddy chuckles.]
Edd: [angrily resetting the device] "Yes, well, it's all fun and games, but merrymaking nearly cost us this sextant!"
[Ed and Eddy abruptly stop.]
Eddy: "You catch that, Ed?" [to Edd] "Ah, the what? I missed that. What's it called?"
Edd: "It's called a sextant." [Ed begins to giggle.] "An astronomical instrument used to–" [He stops.]
Eddy: "Again, sorry, I missed it. What's it called?"
Edd: "It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy–" [Ed and Eddy burst into laughter. Edd thinks about it.]
Ed: "Say it again, Double D!"
Edd: [realizing what he said] "Oh my!" [He blushes.] "You won't be giggling when this unnamed device triangulates our position and gives us a precise heading to the true direction of the gag factory."
Eddy: "Wanna bet?"
Edd: "But in order for me to calculate our bearings to the gag factory, I'll need–" [He walks into a brick wall.]
Ed: "Land ho!" [He points to a loading dock for the building: the Lemon Brook Gag Factory.]
Eddy: "This is it!"
Ed: "Gag factory, yay!"
Edd: "Sanctuary at long last!"
Eddy: [tugging on the doors] "HEY BIG BRO! IT'S ME! EDDY!"
Edd: "Perhaps the front doors will yield a response!"
Eddy: "Good idea! I forgot my big bro hates back doors."
Ed: "Me too! We are so alike!"
Eddy: "Yeah right."
[The Eds run to the front doors of the factory.]
==Part 16==
[Wilfred is following the trail. He stumbles down a hill as he leads Rolf into the field of cows.]
Rolf: "Hmm. Wilfred, look! What barbarian would allow their secreting masses of flesh to wander the field? Rolf fears a omen has befallen us." [He halts Wilfred and throws down a bucket.] "Guard the provisions. Rolf will interrogate this caboodle of bovine discord."
[Rolf climbs down. As he does so, he knocks a string of sausages loose. They dangle in front of Wilfred, and Wilfred begins to follow them.]
Rolf: "Hal-low."
[Rolf has found an extremely fat cow. He milks it. Once finished, he moves out and grabs the bucket, not noticing that Wilfred has walked off. Rolf sips deeply of the milk.]
Rolf: [finishing] "The interrogation is complete, Wilfred. Nothing to fear." [He jumps.] "NAH-SHIZ-LOW!!!"
[Lying in front of Rolf is a cow. What scares Rolf is not the cow, but the cow's udder. What scares Rolf is not the udder, but the drawing on it–a mustached Eddy with "I ♥ Bro" on his shirt.]
Rolf: "Has the world lost its mind? The Ed-boys now have desecrated the sack of sustenance! Come, Wilfred! The Ed-boys must not escape!"
[Rolf looks around for Wilfred, but can't find him anywhere.]
Rolf: "Wilfred!" [Wilfred does not appear.] "Wilfred?" [A long shot of the field shows that Wilfred is gone.]"WILFRED!!!"
==Part 17==
[with our heroes]
[Ed's head slams into the door to the factory]
Wreck-it Ralph: Here, let me do it! [he punches the door which breaks open, since he is "Wreck-it Ralph"]
Eddy: "Where is he? Do you see him?" [The factory is completely dark and nonoperational.] "Where ya hidin' at, ya big lug?"
Thomas: My, this is a strange place.
Zoe Trent: Ugh, it's so dirty in here!
Fluttershy: I hope the door doesn't close.
[the door closes]
Sunil Nevla: [yelps]
Fluttershy: [yelps] What was that? [backs into the wall and her cowardliness kicks in] AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Willy: Calm down, Fluttershy.
Wreck-It Ralph: The place looks like a dump!
Ed: "Ollie ollie oxen free!" [He runs through the factory.] "Oh look, lots of stuffy stuff."
Dusty Crophopper: This place is really dusty.
Dash: Hey, you just said your own name...
Bash: ...when this place is really dusty itself!
Ferdinand: That's right. (He, Bash and Dash laughed at that joke.)
Dusty Crophopper: Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Logging Locos.
Eddy: "Bro! It's me, Eddy! You know–Pipsqueak?" [He looks around.] "Where is everybody? Are you sure this is the gag factory? 'Cause I ain't laughin."
Buttercream Sunday: Well, this place give me the gigglely giggles along with a lot of buttery butterflies in my tummy toms!
Ed: [wearing a pair of gag glasses] "Looks gaggy to me, Eddy."
Uray: Ed, let me see that comic book again. [Ed hands him the comic]
Rheneas: Those wacko specs are an old joke.
Uray: [turning the pages, then he finds the print date] [reading] "1994" That's.. THAT'S NEARLY FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!
Twilight Sparkle: WHAT?! YOU MEAN THAT THIS FACTORY HAS BEEN DESERTED FOR 15 YEARS?!
Uray: Yep, it's written here in black and white.
Ed: "Revolt of the Rotting Brains! A classic."
Russell Ferguson: Oh great! Now we're stuck in the middle again!
Eddy: "This comic's useless!" [He tosses it away.]
Ed: "Eddy!" [He gallops around, looking for it.] "Oh where, oh where has my rotting brain gone!"
Eddy: "We're hooped!" [He collapses to the dusty floor.] "We'll never find my brother, Double D."
Edd: "Never say "never", Eddy. Perhaps old customer receipts or employee records will unearth a clue to his whereabouts."
Mucker: Let's check in the office.
Hugs: Oh great. While you guys seach the office, what are the rest of us gonna do?
Ed: "Choo choo!" [He pushes a heavy box into Eddy.] "Oh, look! Boxes stuffed with stuff!"
Edd: "Not again! Ed! We'll never make headway if you keep rummaging for–" [A rubber chicken hits him.]
Ed: "Chickens, Double D! Oh I love them to death I do!"
Eddy: "Can't have a party without a rubber chicken, Double D! Big bro said so."
Edd: "Edifying." [He approaches some stairs.] "I'll go examine the factory's filing cabinets and see what I can find." [He starts the climb.]
Mucker: Let me help you out with that.
Eddy: [to Ed] "What else you got in there, lummox?"
[Edd stands at the office door. He tugs on rubber gloves and a surgical mask before entering. Inside, the lights switch on. Outside, Ed and Eddy are still looking for toys. Eddy finds something and hides it behind his back.]
Eddy: "Oh, Ed..." [He holds out the item.] "Gum?"
Ed: "Lucky me!" [He grabs a stick and pulls. The gum then proceeds to give him a severe electrical shock.]
Eddy: [laughing] "What a chump!"
\Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
Eddy: [Suddenly, he grabs his stomach.] "My stomach, Ed! I think I'm gonna–BLLAAAH!" [He tosses some fake vomit onto the floor.]
Ed: "Pardon me, miss, but I think you dropped your lunch!" [He throws it back down.]
Eddy: "Hey, quit tossing my cookies!"
Ed: "I upped your chuck, Eddy!"
Dusty Crophopper: Real funny guys.
Vanellope: What a moron.
Eddy: "Looks real, don't it?"
Ed: "No home should be without one, Eddy!"
[They break into raucous laughter as Edd, upstairs, fiddles with the files. He finds the employee file and opens it, only to dump the contents out; they're so old, they have crumbled into dust.]
Edd: [disgusted] "Goodness."
Mucker: It's no use, all the files have disintegrated.
[Edd slams the cabinet shut and is thanked with a cloud of dust to his face. He then walks over to the trashcan and tosses away his mask before turning back to the file cabinet, labeler in hand.]
Edd: [exiting the office] "Have you forgotten why we're here?" [He removes his gloves.] "Eddy?"
Edd: "Ed? Hello!" [Nobody replies.] "Oh, for Pete's sake. If this is some kind of foolish joke you're playing, it's not funny."
Gordon: Yeah! Come out here now! Wherever you are!
Stephen: ED! [whistles]
[Edd walks around the dark, silent factory floor. Not finding his friends, he becomes scared.]
Edd: "Eddy? Ed?"
[A gear wheel clatters to the floor and rolls out from a gap between two machines. Edd approaches the gap.]
Edd: "Is anyone there?"
Willy: Guys! Are you in there?
[Eddy steps out. He has a hatchet buried in his head.]
Eddy: "RUN DOUBLE D! Save yourself..." [He crumples to the ground.]
Rarity: [screams at the top of her lungs]
Edd: "EDDY! THIS CAN'T BE!" [He stumbles backwards into Ed, who has a fork through his head.]
Ed: [eyes rolled back in his skull] "If looks could kill I'd be dead."
Shai-Shay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edd: "AAH! AAH! AAAH!"
Thomas: [yells]
Twilight Sparkle: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Wreck-It Ralph: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!
T.C.: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Zoe Trent: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Dusty: AAH!!!
CMC: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
James: AAAAAHHH!!!
Fluttershy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sunil Nevla; AAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAH!!! AAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! [runs around screaming]
Rarity: [faints]
Ed: [laughing and mocking him] "Aah! Aah! Help me! Help me! I'm Double D!"
Rainbow Dash: [laughing] We got you guys good! [pulls out the arrow]
[Eddy joins in.]
Eddy: [lifting the hatchet] "It's a gag, see? What'd ya, fall off the back of a truck?"
Zecora: HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!
Russell Ferguson: Pepper! That was not funny! You had us scared out of our minds!
Sunil Nevla: What are you trying to do, scare us to death?!
Percy: Okay, very funny.
Ed: [still giggling] "Aw, we're sorry, . Jelly bean?" [He holds out a can.]
Edd: "Why, thank you, Ed. These should prove quite comforting, and I am a bit peckish." [He tries to open the lid twice, with no success.] "A stubborn lid, this."
Skunky: [realizes what's going on] NO! No, no, don't! Those aren't jelly beans, D! It's a "Snakes in a c...
Edd: [He strains and finally breaks the seal.] "Ah, success."
Kevin: Oh no, it's gonna blow!
Applejack: (to Twilight) I'd take cover if I were you.
Twilight Sparkle: Aahh! (takes cover with Applejack)
(Everybody else quickly take cover)
[The factory bulges and explodes, raining down a tremendous amount of rubber snakes. The snakes fall all over in a rain, landing on a roadway. They fall everywhere, including on Nazz and Kevin. Kevin picks one up.]
Nazz: "Whoa! What's that?"
Kevin: [spotting the factory] "Dorks." [He grins evilly.]
==Part 14==
Wilfred has come to rest under a tree and is chewing on some sausages. He hears Rolf calling.]
Rolf: "Hallo! Wilfred?"
[Wilfred noses into the bushes and peeps out. He sees Rolf searching for him.]
Rolf: "Rolf is so sad! This is true! Like a little shrinking un-plucked billy goat, Rolf cries and cries and cries!"
[Behind Rolf's back is a shoe. Rolf smacks it against his hand. At this, Wilfred's eyes widen, and he charges.]
Rolf: "Stay back, or you will meet Rolf's shoe!" [Wilfred attacks Rolf.] "Mama, assist Rolf! The sow has ruptured! Wilfred!" [Wilfred clamps down on Rolf's stomach.] "Stop! Release Rolf!"
[Wilfred lets go, and Rolf's stack falls on him. Wilfred wriggles out and runs away, squealing. Rolf crawls from the wreckage, a strange device over his head.]
Rolf: "Wilfred?" [wrestling with it] "This thing must come–" [It snaps back onto his head.]
==Part 15==
[The Eds are walking through another wooded area.]
Ed: [laughing] "Oh boy, Eddy, did you see him go flying? He flew like a canoe!" [pointing to a snake] "This doesn't even look like a jellybean!"
Eddy: "Just keep your eyes peeled, chuckles."
Edd: [yelling from far away] "Assistance please!"
Ed: "I think he flew over here, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Where?"
Ed: [uprooting a tree] "What?"
Eddy: "What?"
Ed: "Who?"
Edd: "HEEELLLPPP!"
Ed: "Double D!" [He tosses the tree over his shoulder and runs towards the sound.]
Eddy: "Hey!" [The tree lands on Eddy.]
Ed: [looking under a bush] "See?"
Eddy: "Why you dirty–"
Ed: "Tag! You're it!"
Eddy: "You're dead!"
[Eddy chases Ed off a cliff.]
Ed: "Look, I'm Double D! I'm flying!"
[They land next to a river.]
Eddy: "Idiot." [A shoe hits him.]
Edd: "Get me down from here!"
[Edd is hanging from a ledge on top of a waterfall by his hat.]
Ed: "Hi Double D!"
Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, can you see my bro's place from up there?"
Edd: [angry] "NO!!!! Now get me down!"
Eddy: "You heard him, lumpy."
Edd: "Hurry please, I'm afraid I can't hold on for much longer gentlemen!"
Eddy: "Hit him with something, Ed! Something big!"
==The Marsh/Arguements/ And reunited ==
[Edd stops talking. The rope lands on top of the sand. His friends are no more.]
Edd: "No. NO. NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" [He frantically searches through the mud everyone does it .] 
Edd"Where are you? Eddy! Ed! Oh don't you give up on me! 
Serena: (Anime teary) ED!!
( As the whole team tried to search for them in the mud Edd justs break down ) 
Edd: Please?
( But it's too late they are finally no more ) 
Edd: [He gives up and begins to cry.] "Please?" [weeping] "Why oh why did you listen to me? This is all my fault! I should have never let you leave the cul-de-sac!"
Serena: I don't know how to say it, but your friends , there...there...(crying) he's pushing up daisies!
[The girls all start sobbing with waterfalls of tears.]
Optimus Prime: Well They are Done Autobots 
Thomas: Yep they are gone now 
James: Poor Ed n Eddy They Were great Guys So Much that i never knew My Red Paint.
Lincoln: What am I gonna do without The Eds I should have Helped you! ( he starts crying )
Sunset shimmer: I should have never helped you ! ( starts crying as her tears make a puddle on the floor )
Squidward: [crying] If I knew that was the last time I've seen Them!
( As Everyone Huddled and Cried ) 
Diesel: This Is Very Sad.
( then Diesel taps on sunset shimmer shoulder and he frowns feeling remorse  ) .
Sunset shimmer: Not now, Diesel ! We're too sad about what happened to The Eds!
Diesel: there are Gonners  They had lots of new fun. and new paint but they've done you no good. I'm Afraid Everyone if we cannot find Eddys brother we just give up
( the news hit Fluttershy even harder than Henry and pinkie pie. As  the poor yellow Pegasus burst into tears. And even Dawn wanted to cry.)
[As Edd cries, diesel Comforts Him a handkerchief is held out to him. Edd reaches for it.]
Edd: "Thank you, Ed. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy."Eddy:
 
[Edd's eyes bulge. Ed and Eddy are in front of him, covered in mud but otherwise no worse for wear.]
Eddy: [grinning] "Gotcha. Man, you're such a sap! This muck's only ankle deep! Can't sink in it!"
[The two burst into laughter. Edd stands up.]
Sunil Nevla: what this isn't quicksand it's mud!
Squidward: we got pranked again
Ed: "Got that right, Eddy! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowl!" [Edd turns around and walks off.]
Sunset shimmer: you are so werid
Sharky: hey where's double d going?
Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, where you going?" [disgruntled] "You got somewhere to be? What?"
Edd walks through the swamp until he reaches a dock. He heaves himself up onto it. Water drips off of him, and he slips on it. Edd makes a label reading "Caution", slaps it on a puddle, and continues walking.]
Eddy: "Hey!" [He and Ed follow Edd.] "Where ya goin? You're headin back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] "My bro don't live–"
Edd: [slapping his hand away] "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!!" [releasing his repressed rage] "A SAP?!?! Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!!!!"
Eddy: [trying not to laugh and is sure Edd's putting on an act] "And?"
Edd: [angrier] "It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!!!!"
Starfire: wow i never seen double d this angry
Sunset shimmer: yeah 
Ed: "I helped too!"
[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look. Edd then turns back to Eddy and resumes screaming at him.]
Edd: "You and your nefarious scams!!!"
Eddy: [enraged] "Like you were picking daisies!! You built the stupid thing!!"
Edd: "If you had paid attention to what I said and not pushed the red button–"
[Ed comes out of his spot only to witness the start of a brawl.]
Scootaloo: guys please stop fighting!
pinkie pie: yeah it's scary!
Ed: "Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!"
Edd and Eddy: "Stay out of it, Ed!"
Ed: "The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!"
Edd: "I've had enough!" [He kicks Eddy off.] "I'm returning home!"
Ed: "But we can't go home, Double D!"
Duncan: he's right dude!
applejack: what about everyone after you?
Edd: "I'd rather face my consequences, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!"
[As he storms off, Eddy's eyes fill with tears.]
Ed: "Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!"
Eddy: [snapping] FINE! GO HOME! I DON'T BLAME YA! 'CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT!" [He bursts into tears. Edd stops in his tracks.] "YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!" [He cries. Edd turns back.]
Edd: "Eddy?"
Eddy: [sobbing] "What?"
Edd: "Your shirt, Eddy."
Eddy: [turning to face him, confused] "My shirt?"
Edd: [pointing at it] "Are those salt deposits from your lamentation?"
[Eddy looks down. Edd quickly thwacks his nose.]
Edd: "Gotcha!"
Ed: [cheering] "WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS!" [He hugs them close.] "To Eddy's big bro's house!" [He carries them on his shoulders.]
Edd: "Not that way, Ed." [He turns Ed in the right direction.] "This way."
Eddy: "You heard my pal, Ed!"
Edd: "What would you do without me, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Don't milk it, Sockhead."
(everyone cheers)
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[A rumbling and and screaming from a pipe as a heavy load travels along it. The pipe spits its load out in the swamp. The load in question is Nazz. She is quickly followed by a second load consisting of Kevin and his bike. Kevin is spit out behind Nazz, and he runs over her with his bike. When he finally stops it, he is in a clearing. Kevin quickly removes his shirt and uses it to sponge off his soaked bike as an angry Nazz arrives.]
Nazz: [angry] "How's your bike?!"
Kevin: [oblivious] "Oh, hey Nazz."
[Nazz slaps Kevin.]
Kevin: [confused] "What was that for, man?"
Nazz: [through her teeth] "It's late and I'm cold."
[Nazz and Kevin stare at each other for a few seconds.]
Nazz: "Fine. I'll make the fire." [She stomps off.]
Kevin: [slapping a mosquito] "Sweet."
[Nazz rubs two sticks together. When this fails to get a spark, she tries again. Finally she smacks the sticks on the kindling. When this doesn't work, she throws them on the kindling. At this moment, the wood erupts into flame. Nazz warms her hands by the fire.]
Kevin: "Wicked fire, Nazz. Can I join you?"
[Nazz ignores him.]
Kevin: "Um, I got a peanut butter sandwich. I'll split it with ya."
Nazz grabs the whole sandwich and scarfs it. Kevin's stomach rumbles, and he moves closer to Nazz.]
Kevin: "Sure could use another sandwich." [He places his hand on her arm.]
Nazz: [forgiving him] "Yeah...sorry about that, dude."
Kevin: "Aw, don't sweat it, doll."
[Kevin puts his arm around her, and Nazz reciprocates. They come closer together.]
Nazz: "Kev? Sorry I slapped you. It's been like such a crazy day today.
"Kevin: "No foolin.
Nazz: "No foolin."
Kevin: "Wait, don't move."
[Kevin leaves. Nazz clasps her hands in anticipation of a gift.]
Kevin: "Almost left her out in the cold."
[Kevin has come back with his bike. Nazz's eyes bulge.]
Kevin: "Bad for the paint, y'know?"
[Nazz shoves him away from the bike, grabs it, and runs with it. She then winds up and throws it into the swamp. It hits a tree and lodges there.]
Nazz: "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE!"
[Kevin runs into the swamp and begins to clamber up the tree.]
Kevin: "I just don't get her, man.
Nazz: [offscreen] "Whoa! Help!"
[Kevin looks back towards their campsite. Nazz is gone and the fire has been extinguished. Kevin quickly runs back.]
Kevin: "Yo, Nazz! Where are ya?"
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[The moon shines down brightly on the swamp. Below, yet another vengeance seeker is looking for the Eds. He cuts a more pitiful figure than most, though. This is mainly owing to the fact that he is wearing a strange helmet on his head and appears to be blind. This is accentuated when he runs into a tree.]
Rolf: "Who goes there?"
[Rolf punches straight through the tree. He then tries to yank his arm free. When he does so, he breaks the tree in three and falls in the water. The third part is the section he punched, which remains stubbornly around his wrist. He gropes for shore; finding it, he hauls himself up.
Rolf: "I'll get you, insubordinate–"
[The tree slams into him. Fortunately, it cracks as a direct result of this. Rolf, dazed by the blow, staggers around in the middle of the road. At this moment, a truck horn honks and lights shine on Rolf's face.]
Rolf: "Hallo?"
The horn honks again right before the truck hits Rolf. Rolf is knocked backwards by the blow, but some good comes of this; the helmet breaks, allowing Rolf to see again. The truck then pulls to a stop, and its' lights shine on Rolf's face. Suddenly, we are able to see that the truck is in fact the Kanker sisters' wheelbarrow, the lights are flashlights mounted on it, and the horn is a clown horn.]
Lee: [leering] "Looks like we lucked out, girls."
Marie: "It's one of them! Who's after our boyfriends!"
[The Kankers grab Rolf.]
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The Eds and friends trundle down the road. Fireflies start to gather.]
Ed: "Look! Alien spaceships are attacking!" [Edd takes out a jar and captures them.]
Eddy: "That's stupid."
Edd: "Coleoptera Lampyridae, Ed."
Eddy: "Say what?"
twilight: "Fireflies, Eddy.
Edd: right Eddy. These nocturnal luminescent beetles will help shed light on our journey."
Ed: "Fancy bug butts, I must say." [He yawns.]
Eddy: [tapping the jar] "So these things know where my bro lives?" [He yawns.]
Edd: "Hardly." [He yawns.] "Oh, pardon me. But they can help us find a safe place to rest for the night."
Eddy: "We passed a motel a ways back. We coulda stopped there." [He yawns.]
twilight sparkle: motel's cost money eddy [she yawns]
Edd: " right eddy [He yawns.] "Excuse me. Have you any money, Eddy?"
Eddy: [after a yawn] "I would if that stupid scam worked."
[Ed leads them into a clearing and sits down.]
Ed: "Ed pooped. Sleepytime guys." [He yawns.]
Edd: "An appropriate place as any, I suppose."
Ed: "Nighty night!"
[Ed burrows into the ground and wiggles around until he finds a big rock. He then lies against it, using the dirt as a blanket.]
Ed: "Ahh, comfy." [Eddy snickers, and Edd goes off to do something. Ed taps Eddy on the back with his foot.] "Psst! Psst! Eddy, can I have a good night kiss?"
Eddy: "What are ya?" [He tries to pull himself free, and instead pulls him to another rock before getting loose.]
pinkie pie: don't worry ed i'l give you a good night kiss
Edd: [stepping over Ed] "Excuse me Ed." [He labels the rock.]
Eddy: [peeling off the label and reading it] "Yet. Another. Boulder."
[He looks up and sees that Edd has labeled the entire campsite.]
Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, quit turning everything into your bedroom!"
Edd: "It's just that it's difficult for me to sleep in an unlabeled environment."
Eddy: "Snore! I'm getting some shut-eye." [He tries, but almost falls off the rock. When he clambers back on, he tries another position, but this one hurts his back.] "This bed's killing me!"
Ed: "Trade ya, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Quit talking in your sleep, Ed."
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[The sun dawns brightly, beaming down on a picturesque field. The picture is only marred by a despondent boy wheeling his bike across the grass. The boy looks exhausted, as though he's been up all night.]
Kevin: "Oh, what's the use? Probably getting back at me. For what, I don't know."
He spots a speck of mud on his bike and tries to clean it. Suddenly, he spots something, and his eyes bulge. He looks at it; it is Eddy. Eddy jumps in fear and clambers over a rock to a hiding spot.]
Kevin: "Eddy?" [Rejuvenated, he leaps on his bike and gives chase.] "Eddy!"
[Eddy's feet pound the ground as he races to escape Kevin.]
Kevin: "Time's up, Dorko!"
[Marie, disguised as Eddy, rounds a corner and ducks behind a tree stump to where her sisters are.]
Marie: [removing the hairpiece] "What a drip! He fell for it like a ton of canned hams."
[Kevin is picking up speed when May is suddenly stuck into his path. Kevin's body slams into the human block and wraps around her. His bike continues at it's high pace and slams into a concrete barrier, crumpling into a complete wreck.]
Lee: [unravelling Kevin] "So much for your ride, huh, tough guy?"
Kevin: "NOOOO!!!!"
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[Edd is snoring peacefully away. His friends are snoring as well. Suddenly, Edd sniffs the air. Catching a foul odor, he awakens. Looking up, he sees that he and his friends have in the night huddled together, and that Ed's butt is currently resting on his head.]
Edd: "Is that Ed's–" [He quickly gets up. Ed falls onto Eddy.] "Good lord! Horrid! Icky! Foul!" [after a beat] "Oh, who am I kidding. I just slept in my clothes!"
[Edd goes over to the jar of fireflies and opens it. Eddy begins to fight his way out from under Ed.]
Eddy: [throwing Ed off] "GET OFF!" [Ed lands in front of him.] "Shoulda stayed at that motel."
Gordon: yeah wish we could but no money
[Suddenly, a deep rumbling is heard, and an earthquake occurs. Ed stands up and steps out of the hole.]
Twilight: what was that?
Mario: i think it was a earthquake
Ed: [belly rumbling] "Yep. Belly's empty. Breakfast, Double D?"
James: it was just ed's stomach rumbling
Edd: "I'm afraid we haven't any food, Ed."
Ed: [panicking] "Food for Ed! Eat now! Ed hungry! Eddy, belly sad!" [He pulls out Eddy's hairs.] "Breakfast for Ed, Eddy!" [Ed gallops off, desperately searching for food.]
Eddy: "Breakfast? I'm in!" [He runs after Ed.]
Edd: [bringing up the rear] "Wait! Where are we going?"
Eddy: "Thataboy! Find me an omelette, Ed! And some bacon!"
Edd: [realizing they've gone off a cliff] "Stop!" [He grabs Eddy.]
Eddy: "Ed!" [Eddy grabs Ed, and all three fall to earth.]
The Eds: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
(everyone screaming)
[Suddenly, the screaming stops. A seat from a Ferris wheel rises up, everyone's on it.]
Eddy: "What happened?"
Lincoln: i think where on a ferries wheel 
Ed: [scared] "Too high guys!"
Percy: Ed! Stay calm. No sudden movements now."
Ed: [leaping out] "Down for Ed, Percy " [He starts to run on the cars, spinning the wheel around.]
Percy: "Ed! No!"
[Ed runs faster and faster, spinning the wheel at incredible speed. His foot catches on the seats in which his friends are sitting, and he gets in with them. Shortly thereafter, the Eds fly out of the car and hit a sign over the amusement park's entrance. The sign breaks off and falls. Edd heaves himself out from under it.]
pinkie pie: best ride ever!
Twilight: WHAT!?!!?!?!
Mario: are insane?! we could have died!