レトロマニア狂想曲 (Retro Mania Kyousoukyoku)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
今日もまたこの時間がやってまいりました 	kyou mo mata kono jikan ga yatte mairimashita 	Today, I come to do it at this time again
コーラにポテチにクッションＯＫ！ 	koora ni potechi ni kusshon OK! 	Cola, potato chips, cushion, OK!
十字キーの動作確認 ＡＢ連射 	juuji kii no dousa kakunin AB rensha 	Checking the cross-key's motion: AB rapid-fire
譲れない戦いがここにあるんだ 	yuzurenai tatakai ga koko ni arun da 	The battle we can't yield is right here
 	 	
このエンカウント 運命のいたずら 	kono enkaunto unmei no itazura 	This encounter is a prank of fate
レトロゲー 準備はいいかい？ 	retorogee junbi wa ii kai? 	Are you ready for a retro game?
当たり判定 チェック済み ワンツー 	atari hantei chekku zumi wan tsuu 	Collision detection check completed, one, two
さぁさぁ始めよう！ 	saa saa hajimeyou! 	Come, now, let's begin!
 	 	
不思議なキノコにハマっちゃって 	fushigi na kinoko ni hamatchatte 	We're into the strange mushroom
甲羅を蹴飛ばしハイ 	koura o ketobashi hai 	Kicking away the shell up high,
1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!×∞ 	1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!×∞ 	1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!1UP!×∞
強制スクロール 煽られて 谷底バイバイ 	kyousei sukurooru afurarete tanisoko baibai 	Aroused by the obligation scroll, bye bye to the bottom of valley
ノーミスって欲張り過ぎじゃない 	noo misu tte yokubari sugi ja nai 	'No mistake' isn't too greedy
本来の目的 忘れちゃて 	honrai no mokuteki wasurechate 	Forgetting our true goal,
陸ガメ お姫様 そっちのけ 	riku game ohimesama sotchinoke 	ignoring the tortoises and the princess
きみに目にもの見せてやりましょう 	kimi ni me ni mo no misete yari mashou 	I'll teach you a lesson!
タイムアタック記録更新で 	taimu atakku kiroku koushin de 	I'll improve my time attack record
負けるわけないじゃん！ 	makeru wakenai jan! 	No way I’m losing to you!
 	 	
ちょっとこちらをご覧ください 	chotto kochira o goran kudasai 	Please look here for a sec
犯人はこの中にいる！！！ 	hannin wa kono naka ni iru!!! 	The criminal is in this house!!!
ぶっ飛んだトリックに騙されちゃって 	buttonda torikku ni damasarechatte 	We're deceived by a crazy trick
真犯人は闇の中 	shinhannin wa yami no naka 	The true criminal is in the dark
 	 	
無限1UP!!!!!! 	mugen 1UP!!!!!! 	Infinite 1UP!!!!!!
エターナルフォースブリザードォオ 	etaanaru foosuburi zaadwoo 	Eternal Force Blizzard
上上下下左右左右ＢＡ！ 	joujou shitajita sayuu sayuu BA! 	Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA!
上上下下左右左右ＢＡ！ 	joujou shitajita sayuu sayuu BA! 	Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA!
 	 	
伝説の剣 引っこ抜いちゃって 	densetsu no ken hikkonuichatte 	I've pulled up the legendary sword
分けもわからないで大冒険 	wake mo wakaranai de daibouken 	The nonsensical, great adventure
最強の武器魔法召喚獣 かき集めろ！ 	saikyou no buki mahou shoukan kemono kakiatsumero!	Gather the ultimate weapon, magic and summon beast!
もう世界の平和 二の次だ！ 	mou sekai no heiwa ninotsugi da! 	Now, world peace is secondary!
ラスボス倒してもほら裏世界 	rasu bosu taoshite mo hora ura sekai 	Even though we've defeated the last boss, look, there's another world!
ヒロインも忘れてレアアイテム 	hiroin mo wasurete rea aitemu 	Forgetting the heroine for the rare item
ノーセーブで最後まで突っ走れ 	noo seebu de saigo made tsuppashire 	Dash to the end with no save
タイムアタック記録更新で 	taimu atakku kiroku koushin de 	I'll improve my time attack record
負けるわけないじゃん！ 	makeru wakenai jan! 	No way I'm losing to you!
 	 	
まだまだここから本番 	madamada koko kara honban 	It's not over yet, the main event's from now on
なかなかしぶといなコイツ… 	nakanaka shibutoi na koitsu… 	He's pretty tough...
行くぜ！とっておき必殺！ 	ikuze! totte oki hissatsu! 	Let's go! The finishing move that I've saved!
なにそれこのタイミングで… 	nani sore kono taimingu de… 	What's that?! With this timing...
詰めが甘いよ素人さんっ！ 	tsume ga amai yo shiroutosan!! 	Your endgame's poor, amateur!!
いいもん裏技使っちゃう… 	ii mon ura waza tsukatchau… 	Fine! I'll use an underhanded trick...
まってまってまってそれ反則！ 	matte matte matte sore hansoku! 	Wait, wait, wait, that's breaking the rules!
ひゃっほー！ 	hyahhoo! 	Yahhoo!
 	 	
歌え 騒げ 夜が更けるまで 	utae sawage yoru ga fukeru made 	Sing and make noise until late night!
ノーコンティニューで駆け抜けろ 	noo kontinyuu de kakenukero 	Run through with no continue!
詰んでもそこから本気出せ 	tsunde mo soko kara honki dase 	Even if you've reached the limits, get serious from there!
強くてニューゲームで斬りまくれ 	tsuyokute nyuu geemu de kiri makure 	Attack strongly in the new game!
 	 	
クソゲーだってやり込めば神ゲー 	kusogee datte yarikomeba kami gee 	Even a shit video game, if we floor it, it'll become a fantastic game
8bitでワンチャン狙え 	eito bit de wan chan nerae 	Aim at the doggies in the 8-bit game!
チート駆使して解き明かせ 	chiito kushi shite tokiakase 	Use the cheats freely to solve the game!
トゥルーエンドにたどり着け 	turuu endo ni tadori tsuke 	Reach the true end!
 	 	
トロイカなリズムに合わせちゃって 	toroika na rizumu ni awasechatte 	We suit the troika rhythm well
テトリミノ詰みすぎ自我崩壊 	tetorimino tsumi sugi jiga houkai 	The tetris domino have reached the limits, like my collapsing ego
 	 	
強い奴に会いたくなっちゃって 	tsuyoi yatsu ni aitaku natchatte 	He doesn't want to meet any strong fellow,
道端でいきなりフルコンボ 	michibata de ikinari furu konbo 	and suddenly get hit by a Full Combo at the roadside
 	 	
ハードを変えてもう一勝負 	haado o kaete mou isshou fu 	Change it to hard mode, and have one more match
諦めたほうが負けでいいじゃん 	akirameta hou ga make de ii jan 	If you give up, just accept your defeat!
時間を忘れて騒いじゃって 	jikan o wasurete sawaijatte 	Forgetting the time, and making noise
次の朝 遅刻でバタンキュー 	tsugi no asa chikoku de batan kyuu 	Next morning, we end up late and go out like a light
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
* "Compass: Sentou Setsuri Kaiseki System" Original Soundtrack Vol.1
==External Links==
*piapro - Karaoke
*piapro - illustration
*piapro - Lyrics
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*EQ-01 JRME Subs - Translation source
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