My Life Is A Nightmare (Main Universe)

My Life Is A Nightmare is a scent collector who catalogues the smells of the multiverse and puts them in tiny jars in his gigantic house. He scours high and low for new scents, which he finds very hard to do as he has already catalogued around 93% of them. Some notable scents he needs to collect are Stewe's sick, Angle-Chan's feathers, the swimming pool water of the Infinite Group, boulders from the Not Findable Town and Super Zebra piss and shit. Most assume him to be human, however he is a rare common ancestor, thought to be long extinct by modern sciences called a Scarecrown. Scarecrowns are almost genetically identical to  humans except their eyes work in the same way as Google, and they have to wear high heeled shoes 24/7 or their legs will literally snap from the pressure. My Life Is A Nightmare lives on an asteroid that has the cure for every disease at its core, but nobody in the multiverse knows this except for me.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
My Life Is A Nightmare’s life is completely unknown up until the age of around 14 where records show that he began staying at ‘We Hit The Kids Orphanage.’ A prestigious and highly-regarded orphanage that was so desirable, that kids have been known to murder their parents to be able to stay there. This is where My Life Is A Nightmare developed his passion for smells, as the orphanage was home to staff that stank of cigarettes, the beach, anti-matter, burnt hair, wafers, freshly washed clothes, dread and Braniac: Science Abuse Series 3 on DVD. This is also where he developed his affinity for cross dressing after watching Mrs. Doubtfire every day for about 6 years.
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== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
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=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Codename: Bluehead
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== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price