Dad Joke with Pete!

Dad Joke with Pete! (formerly known as Dad Joke of the Day!) is an ongoing series by Pete the Fox.
== List of jokes ==
* What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
** A dino-snore
* What do a dog and a tree have in common?[sic]
** Bark
* Who is the sneakiest bug?
** The spider
* How does the ocean says hello?[sic]
** "Well, it waves."
* What is a clock's favorite bug?
** A tick
* What did the shovel says to the sand?[sic]
** "I dig you!"
* Did you hear about the Thanksgiving engagement ring?
** "Well, it's 24 carrots!"
* What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
** Lucky
* What is the rainforest's favorite website?
** Amazon
* Why is Santa so good at Karate?
** "I mean, he's got a black belt!"
* Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
** Dancer
* What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
** Frosted Flakes
* What should people never eat on New Year's Eve?
** A fire-crackers[sic]
* What is the ocean's favorite fruit?
** Watermelon
* Where's the best place to sleep in a garden?
** A flowerbed
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