Astronauts' Drink Orders

Astronauts' Drink Orders is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"With what holiday song does this drink order rhyme?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Cold Tang™'s fine.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Cold Tang™'s fine." [beat] "Me, I prefer a hot glass of Tang™."
===Hints===
The real words make less sense…
… but you're usually too drunk to care.
You sing it to "usher in the new."
===Hints Reading===
"Here's your first clue: The real words? They make less sense than these do."
"They make less sense, but you're usually too drunk to care anyway."
"Actually, I wouldn't mind a glass of vodka and Tang™ right now."
"Last hint, You sing it to 'usher in the new.'"
"OK let's go, you better usher in your answer."
===Gibberish Answer===
"Auld Lang Syne"
===Answer Quote===
[backup singers fading in] NATE: I gotta hand it to ya, very impressive.
===Second Answer Quote===
BACKUP SINGERS: 🎶La-la-la-da-da-da-da, Cold Tang's Fine.🎶
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
NATE: "OK," [backup singers carolling] "Let's see if this sounds familiar:"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"No points on that one. Happy New Year."
===Key Words===
Auld, auld, old, ald
Lang, lsng, lange, ling, anqzine, anzine, ang, lan, angsine, angzine, agzine, angsine
Syne, syne, zyne, sine, syn, zyn, zine, •
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