Duke Onkled is a Traitor

Duke Onkled is a Traitor is a YTP by MahBoi57 on February 14, 2010.
==Plot==
The King goes to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled, who turns out to be a traitor. The King returns to Hyrule to bomb Gamelon. Duke Onkled asks for mercy, but The King punishes him.
==Transcript==
:King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner?
:Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
:King Harkinian: No! Spaghetti is for dinner!
:Link: Octorok!
:King Harkinian: Spaghetti!
:Link: Octorok!
:King Harkinian: Spaghetti!
:Link: Octorok!
:King Harkinian: Spaghetti!
:Link: Octorok!
:King Harkinian: Enough!
[Gwonam enters on his magic carpet.]
:Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized Duke Onkled of Gamelon.
:King Harkinian: Hmm... How can mah boi help?
:Link: Fuck you, The King.
:Gwonam: It is written: "Only Your Majesty can defeat Ganon."
:King Harkinian: Great! I'll grab my dinner.
:Gwonam: There is no time. Your stuff is enough.
:King Harkinian: Zelda, I'm going to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled.
:Zelda: But father, what if...
:King Harkinian: Enough! My ship sails in the morning.
:Zelda: Impa!
:Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Spaghetti promises the king will safely return.
:Link: No! That old the king's no match for Ganon!
:King Harkinian: Mah boi, you will die!
[Time card "One Month Later" is shown. Zelda sighs.]
:Zelda: A whole month gone and still no word.
:Impa: I'm certain he's alright.
:Link: I hope the king died.
:Zelda: Link, go fuck yourself.
[Time card "Meanwhile" is shown. King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:King Harkinian: I'm going to aid you, Duke Onkled.
:Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, you will die!
:King Harkinian: What the hell? I'm going to save you from Ganon!
:Duke Onkled: I just joined Ganon!
:King Harkinian: Oah! You shit face, you will die! I'm going to bomb Gamelon.
[Title card "Later Still" is shown. King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:Zelda: Father!
:King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is a traitor. I'm going to bomb Gamelon.
:Zelda: But Father, we were just about to have dinner.
:Link: Great!
:King Harkinian: Hmm...￼ Oh boy! Gamelon will die in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
:Link: Octorok!
:King Harkinian: Nooo!
[Title card "In The Morning" is shown.]
:King Harkinian: Gamelon must die! Die!
[Gamelon explodes with a WTF boom sound. King Harkinian laughs.]
[King Harkinian enters the castle.]
:King Harkinian: Oah!
:Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence.
:King Harkinian: You piece of shit, you died!
:Duke Onkled: I did not!
:King Harkinian: What the hell do you want from me?
:Duke Onkled: Mercy!
:King Harkinian: Hmm... Mercy?
:Duke Onkled: Please.
:King Harkinian: Hmm... We can talk about mercy.
:Duke Onkled: Oh boy!
:King Harkinian: After you scrub Impa.
:Duke Onkled: No!
:King Harkinian: Take him away!
:Lord Kiro: Yes, my liege!
:King Harkinian: Zelda, what's for dinner?
:Zelda: We were just about to have toast.
:King Harkinian: Great!
:Link: Oh boy!
:King Harkinian & Zelda: [laughing]
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