Planterview Show Episode 1: The Peashooter

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== Characters ==
* Peashooter (also with his IMITATER!)
* iamarepeater (Director
* Lawn Owner
* Crazy Dave
* Me
* Snow-shroom
* Zomboss (name only screamed)
* AND A LOT OF OTHER RANDOM PLANTS INCLUDING WALL-NUTS AND SUNFLOWERS...
* Plus zombies too...!!
== Comic ==
Me: Hey guys welcome to the Planterview Show by Thecoolguy! By the way I lost my password so I'm currently going anonymous (well i remembered and are logged in now sooooo... yeah).
Peashooter Imitater: Uh... hi? :)
Me: GET OUTTA HERE IMITATER
Imitater: [poofs back to normal form] ---SCREAM!--- [runs away]
Me: HEY GUYS! COME OUTTA THERE WITH YOUR DARN PEASHOOTER UNIMITATED OR I CALL IN THE ZOMBIE ALL-STAR
The lawn owner shoots 3,572 peas at me
Me: When will I EVER learn to say the right thing! CUT
-take 2-
Me: Okay we're back. HEY PEA SHOOTER COME OUT NOW OR I TORCHWOOD YOUR HOUSE--oh what am I saying!
The Peashooter shoots me with 300 flaming peas
Me: ---SCREAM!--- MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
-take 3-
Me: Okay I'm back again now. Peashooter can you please come out for me?
Peashooter: Otherwise... what?
Me: OTHERWISE I FLAME YOU
Crazy Dave: WAWA WABBA WABBY WABBY WABBA WABBO WHABBA WAP
Me: Speak ENGLISH, Crazy...
Crazy Dave: GET OFF OF MY LAWN OR I ZOMBIE ATTACK YOU
Me: You asked for this!!!!!!!!!!
The zombies... are coming
Snow-shroom from PvZ Garden Warfare: RED ALERT RED ALERT ALL HUMANS GET INSIDE! DOOR CLOSES IN 10 SECONDS
Plants: FOR THE PEAS!! [plant selves]
Me: Oh right... they come for EVERYONE... so, um...---SCREAM!--- [runs inside] PEASHOOTER!
Snow-shroom: ONE, ZERO [SLAMS DOOR SHUT AND LOCKS ALL DOORS TO THE OUTSIDE AREA]
Peashooter: WHAAAAAAAAT? WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING NOW AND NOT LATER?!
Crazy Dave: BUWAWA WAAAAAAAAAWAW
Peashooter: I KNOW ALREADY THAT YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombies: [banging at door] GET OUT OF THERE AND LET US EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAINS
Dual Pea: DIE ZOMBY!!! (shoots behind himself 34768347867347523985127236476272348794538632 times)
Me: *humming first part of 'Zombies on your Lawn'*
Buckethead hears me and stops... then tells all of the others
Everyone except Crazy Dave and the Lawn Owner: THERE'S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAAAAAWN...
(ONE HOUR LATER)
Me: Guys that was awesome. Now will someone PLEASE get the Peashooter for the interview before I--
Peashooter: I don't want to hear it (fires chili bean bomb)
--EXPLOSION--
Me (fried): GOODNESS SAKE GUYS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME INTERVIEW THE GARDEN WARFARE PEASHOOTER--wait a minute... ZOMBOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(ding dong)
Peashooter [GW]: I'll kill it (opens door) Hey guys it's the zombie mailman! Nothing to worry about here.
Mailman: From Zomboss to the entire plant congregation. Some sort of notice he wouldn't tell me about.
Me: Thanks sir just give it to the Peashooter and I'll take it into account.
Mailman: Thanks. (gives to peashooter) (closes door and walks back to mail truck)
(later)
Director iamarepeater: CUT!
Me: Okay thanks for the interview! Bye! Or I could stay for the letter if you want...
Lawn Owner: Happy to!
(in the basement)
Peashooter: Okay let's see here (opens letter)Me: This calls for drastic action.
Snow-shroom: THIS MEANS WAR!!!
Crazy Dave: Uh-oh.
Me: FINALLY SOME ENGLISH.
-to be continued-
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