Ho, Ho, Who the Hell Are You?

Ho, Ho, Who the Hell Are You? is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
According to Pennsylvania Dutch tradition, if it's New Year's Eve and you come downstairs to find a fat man leaving cookies on a plate, don't bludgeon him with an iron poker because he is:
===Choices===
1. Santa's brother, "Bells"
2. Santa Claus, giving back cookies he disliked
3. Grindledorf the Pastry Elf
4. Father Time
===Choice Quotes===
1. "It's Saint Nick's bro, Bells."
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3. "Uh, no. And if there's someone in your house on New Year's Eve named [stifled laugh] Grindledorf [laugh stops] the Elf, shoot him."
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===Answer Quote===
"He's a little slow, but he's got a heart of gold so Santa gave him the gig to keep him outta trouble."
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