Joe

Joe is very good friends with big money. 
Joe was born in Switzerland and has a rare gene that makes him bright yellow.
He wears a bright yellow shirt with JOE written on it.
He likes his name.
Joe cannot make baby.
=== PART 1: BIRTH ===
Joe was born on January 1st (because he’s very epic). This happened in 1CE. The rest is boring.
INTERESTING PARTS
=== CHAPTER 60: JOE MEETS BIG MONEY ===
Joe was wandering around as a toddler, when he saw HIM: Big Money, grandson of Jebediah Money. 
After Joe met Big Money, they shook hands and made a business deal (as they are toddlers): They will be friends for life.
And then they became friends for life.
=== CHAPTER 61: Business Adventures with Big Money. ===
Joe and Big Money would be partners in business and best friends for the rest of time, in Joe’s teenage years he and Big Money would regularly pose as the members of big companies to put all the money into Big Money’s bank account, as Joe was already happy with his. At age 25 they both founded Big Money United as a business to host all of their other businesses.
=== CHAPTER 62: Society Man ===
Big Money and Joe were simply walking down the street when they saw a cool donut shop, that Big Money then bought. Society Man was working there because he really, REALLY, needed the money, so Big Money hired Mr. Society Man to work for him instead of Big Donut.
=== CHAPTER 63: Evil Bald Man ===
Joe and Big Money were walking down the street when they saw it, an Amazon office, and who was walking out of the building, no one else but Jeff Bezos. That’s when they both knew, they hated 3 things in life, Bald People, Super Rich People, and Jeff Bezos. 
=== CHAPTER 64: The Manor (Not Big Money’s) ===
Imagine a rich family of assholes, that describes the Richmen family. The Richmen’s live in Colorado, USA. Now one may ask, “What does this have to do with Joe or Big Money?” Well… Joe was in Colorado to tour the manor, and what did Joe see, a big safe. So, being Joe he decides to call Big Money, and they decide to steal it. Later during the night of that day they took the safe, put it into the Big Money Company Truck™, and they drove away. When the Richmen’s woke up, they knew exactly who stole the safe, and that day they decided, they hate Joe and Big Money.
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