Weeb State of Japan

== History ==
The Weeb State of Japan was the result of the Weeb protests, a series of violent protests that shook Tokyo from April 2069 to July 2070. These violent protests were the result of the introduction of a new law declaring anime and manga a public safety hazard and outlawing them both. Initially, the weebs thought this was a prank because the day the law was introduced was April fools day. However, after a civilian spouted a JoJo reference in the middle of the street, he was apprehended and burned at the stake by the Japanese government. This started a rebellion in Tokyo known as the Weeb Protests when the weebs realized that the new anime law wasn't full of shit. The weebs frequently threw rocks and naruto ran at the military forces occupying the city in a form of rioting. The protests all came to a climax on May 30th, 2070 with the "Bloody Anime Con", when Crunchyroll decided to host an anime convention in Tokyo. This caused thousands of weebs attending the convention to be crucified in the name of purity by the Japanese government. On July 21st, 2070, the prime minister publicly announced that all government forces would leave the greater Tokyo area to its own devices, with the prime minister saying, in front of a crowd, "Lol fukc this shit im leaving." This caused the Tokyo area to be left in complete and utter anarchy due to the lack of authority in the city. After a year of martial law being almost completely non-existent, a group of high-ranking Weebs gathered together to discuss the forming of a new government and the drafting of a viable constitution. This caused the Weeb State of Japan's constitution to be drafted on November 21st, 2071, which declared of 3 core tenents: One, real girlfriends are not allowed and only waifus are acceptable, Two, all citizens should be given a crunchyroll membership as to pursue their practicing of Anime, and Three, a mandatory minimum of 150 episodes watched per day will be enforced upon every citizen of the Weeb State of Japan. Failure to meet this minimum may be punished by death penalty, or, even worse, the burning of one's dakimakura.
== Today ==
Today, the Weeb State of Japan is a democracy, however, their form of government is unique and complicated. Every year, the vote for a new leader takes place in the form of the Best Girl contest on Reddit. There, voters all choose which nominee they want to advance from several groups of 2. This continues until only one nominee is left, chosen as the leader, or Best Girl. The Weeb State of Japan has a population of 50 million according to the 2080 Census. This includes a large population of foreign immigrants who are avoiding harassment and sometimes even violence in their home countries due to being a Weeb. To apply for citizenship, an aspiring weeb must undergo a 1-month quarantine period to ensure that all unwanted anime (Sword Art Online) are purged. A weeb must also have watched at least 15 animes at 20 episodes or more deep in order to qualify for citizenship. The GDP Nominal of the Weeb State of Japan is 900 billion USD. The GDP per capita for the Weeb State of Japan is 18,000 USD per year. The Weeb State of Japan has a land area of 10,014 miles squared. The industries of the Weeb State of Japan are anime and manga (92%), dakimakura exports (5%) and other anime merchandise (3%). The Weeb State of Japan is a member of the UN and recognized by all of the countries in the world except the United States, who revoked their recognition after Donald Trump's dakimakura was shipped in 2 days late from the Weeb State of Japan.
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