The Wheel of Discipline

:Written with the help of a fantastic AI purely for comedic purposes
The Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki had changed a lot in five years. One of these changes was the creation of a proper punishment system. Users would be taken to court and, if deemed guilty, would receive a punishment. One day, bureaucrat Hypercane (Hype) was taken to court. For what reason? For no reason. That's how things work on the Household Hazardous Waste Wiki.
"This is ghetto and ratchet, get me out of here" Hype screamed.
"No." replied StrawberryMaster (SM), who was sitting at his virtual desk on Discord. "I'm not going to let you do that."
"Why not?" asked Hype.
"Because I can!" said SM. "Now be quiet and let the court go ahead with your sentence."
"What the fuck are you doing?!" yelled Hype.
"Shut up! We're not ready... yet. Farm, get the WD up and running!"
Farm entered the channel with a link to a website called Wheel Decide. "We're going to spin the HHW Wheel of Discipline and find out what punishment you get, if any! So kewl."
"Screw you," yelled Hype. "You're just jealous of my awesome wiki powers."
"Ok."
Farm pulled up the website and pressed a button that started the wheel. It quickly started spinning and landed on...
"1 month Discord ban!!! Wow, it's the end of Hypercane." said SM with an impressed voice.
"I'm still the fucking admin here, let me just-"
"Not anymore. Bye, Felicia! Take him out of here, Farm." Farm rapidly banned Hype from the server for a month, meaning that they would now have to announce it to the public. In #announcements, SM wrote: "Hypercane was banned today. Why? Because the wheel decided he was a threat to the wiki's integrity. :)"
In the chat, Roy replied "Well, at least he can't say he didn't get a laugh out of it." Cooper followed soon after, by replying "True."
Finally, now that it was solved, the HHW administration went back to their normal daily routines. Hypercane? He was on the other side of the side of the screen, bawwing and bitching at the users on another server about how he was being destroyed.
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