Sabbiary Carsiben

Sabbiary Carsiben is an American YouTuber. On her channel, she is known for her popular series of videos called "Friendship and Character". She is often blunt and sarcastic towards everyone, and has no problem making offensive comments or acting rudely, but is not devoid of positive traits on occasion.
==Quotes==
===Normal===
#"I broke down, lost my confidence, lost my identity, lost the few friends I had left in the world. I barely noticed. They were a huge loss, unlike YouTube of course."
#"So, you know YouTube? I watch YouTube. I make videos for YouTube. In fact, do we even remember what that website is? A big stupid disaster waiting to happen!"
#"In case you don't know, a YTP is a video where you take a source video and shove it violently through a wood chipper until you have what you're looking for."
#"I'm not here to be nice, or make friends! I'm here to make money! I didn't become the greatest YouTuber in the world by being nice!"
#"Cupcakes?! Those are in no way fit for human consumption, let alone animal consumption. I straight-up can't even picture myself giving those to a stray dog. Those need to be investigated for a violation of human rights, because no person should ever have to sniff, smell, stare or God forbid, eat cupcakes! This is the sort of thing that if you were to eat cupcakes, or serve them to anybody, you've taken things too far! Like, you have officially become the bad guy."
#"Come on, you're focusing on the wrong thing here. You gotta focus on the cupcakes. Look, I agree. That is the worst fate anything on this planet could have. Being turned into a cupcake? I mean, really think about it. I can get behind this. Cupcakes are the worst thing that humans have ever come up with. There is nothing you can do to make a cupcake taste good. It is physically impossible!"
#"Yeah I'm sorry, but this is the sort of thing where the hand sanitizer and the spritzes of air freshener isn't gonna do the job. Like at this point, just pack your bags. The house is done. You're not gonna be able to live there anymore. The stench of your feet is gonna linger there for centuries, okay? I don't care what lace, plugs, air freshener you use to try to mask the scent. It's over, okay? Just, like, find a new place to live."
#"You deserve to lose your entire life. You should be rotting in jail. We should have a law that permits us to burst down your door and drag you off and stick you in a jail cell somewhere and feed you carrots and broccoli, and that's it! REMOVE THESE PEOPLE FROM THE PLANET!"
#"I love to torture myself sometimes! It's loads of fun! This is a batch of videos showing me challenging myself with various restrictions and rules, and creating art!"
#"What I'm gonna make is my passion. I'm gonna make my passion become a reality. I am so ready to see the world!"
#"You know, I wish you'd stop talking and get on with it already, but this is actually an amazing speech you prepared!"
#"Oh, come on... it's so boring to me. Besides, I remember never smiling because I think it would ruin my image."
#"Yeah, I know it was an Oscar-worthy performance, but come on!"
#"No, it's not okay. It's quite stupid, actually. Just like any form of nonsense."
#"It looks as if society is becoming worse nowadays."
#"You see? This is exactly what's wrong with the world!"
#"Nothing makes me happy these days. I'll be happy when I find a solution to this. I can't separate business from personal."
#"There's absolutely no way you should have got away with it. Now that is some blatant tomfoolery!"
#"Two minutes, hurry up. I don't like my time being wasted. Two minutes... starting now!"
#"Oh, please. A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?"
#"Nope. Go away. I want nothing to do with you anymore."
#"Look, I don't have to explain myself to you, okay?"
#"Why are you fraternizing with the competition? You know we don't have much time!"
#"Fertigo, knock it off. You're not in this conversation."
#"Wash it yourself with your tears!"
#"This is all making sense now."
#"I'm hearing a lot of words, and none of them make sense."
#"Goodbye. Thanks for wasting my time!"
#"Fertigo, can we focus? We don't have all day, you know!"
#"Go away! I don't want to talk to you!"
#"Ugh, I can't do this. I am sooo outta here!"
#"Shut up. Your brain is filled with errors. You're definitely on [something]."
#"As a society, we need to get our heads on straight."
#"Sure you didn't. I've heard every story under the sun!"
#"Yeah right. That's the oldest trick in the book!"
#"I'm sorry, but I can't take this anymore!"
#"Come on, people. Time to grow up and be a responsible member of society!"
#"The truth is, loser, we only came here to see how pathetic you are. Great job embarrassing yourself!"
#"Sorry to shatter your dream, but that's mine!"
#"Excuse me? What did you just say to me?!"
#"That is not how you talk to me!"
#"Stay out of this!"
#"Now we're playing by my rules!"
#"I don't care what you think!"
#"Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children are gone!"
#"I already told you to mind your business, okay? Nobody cares about what you think!"
#"Listen closely and listen carefully. Because I'm not gonna repeat myself. Do I make myself clear?"
#"Nobody asked you!"
#"Fine. Stop squeezing me."
#"Oh brother, this is going to be painful!"
#"So you can ________ [again]? Not a chance!"
#"Excuse me, I don't know who you think you are coming in here like this!"
#"I don't want to talk about it. That's not important right now. The point is..."
#"That was completely inappropriate!"
#"I don't want to hear it!"
#"That's it, I'm out of here!"
#"Oh, that's no excuse!"
#"I'm tired of all the excuses!"
#"Guys, this is not the time to play around!"
#"That's not your decision to make!"
#"Nope, not another word!"
#"Are you people nuts?!"
#"Don't you dare eat another one of those cookies!"
#"Um, no. We don't embarrass ourselves like that. This is a civilized society, remember?"
#"Get lost!"
#"Deal with it."
#"Grow up already!"
#"You're not helping!"
#"You're going down, loser!"
#"Now that's going too far!"
#"Get it together. Come on, let's go!"
#"I'm sorry, but you're joking, right?"
#"Oh no. You got me messed up!"
#"Absolutely... NOT!"
#"I don't think that's any of your business!"
#"Yeah well, that's not my problem!"
#"Go away, you stupid trash!"
#"So people can shut the fluff up about it!"
#"Be patient. I will eventually do or say something interesting."
#"I believe that... what I have today is what I worked hard for."
#"There's a downside to everything."
#"Glad you're starting to have some sense!"
#"Oh, why do I even bother with anything anymore?!"
#"I don't want to talk about this anymore. WILL YOU GIVE IT A BREAK?!"
#"I hate little kids, they ruin everything. Make sure those little idiots don't come back here!"
#"Did you really think you ever had a chance? You just completely embarrassed yourself again!"
#"Oh, and reiterated one last time, they suck. End of sentence, end of discussion, end of story!"
#"I think you already know the answer to that... no!"
#"Keep your freaking mouth shut!"
#"Good, now that's more like it!"
#"Well, hurry it up!"
#"Quiet, you little rat!"
#"Yeah, whatever!"
#"Now, this is getting ridiculous!"
#"Are you even listening to me?"
#"This is taking forever!"
#"I don't have time for this!"
#"Can this day... GET ANY WORSE?!"
#"Yeah well, that's not my problem!"
#"I can't believe this!"
#"Excuse me, what's taking so long? I don't have all day, you know!"
#"Okay, fine. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs hating my life!"
#"Look guys, I know you want to revive "Fuzzy Friends" and all, but it's gotten too... advanced in years."
#"I know this is a ripoff [of something], but you guys show some respect and grow up already. Stop being so childish!"
===To Friend===
#"You know you have a lot of nerve talking back to me, Amber! Especially since you're on the verge of being suspended! Now is there anything else you'd like to say? That's what I thought."
#"You know what, Amber? If you're such a great caretaker, then you have nothing to worry about. Personally, I'd rather take [their] word for it."
#"This is unbelievable. You're not helpful at all, Amber! I'll just find something else!"
#"Quiet, Amber! You're supposed to be on my side, remember?"
#"Amber, stop your fooling around and just get to work already!"
#"Fine. Since you're so smart Amber, what exactly do you propose?"
#"I mean that is the dumbest thing you've ever done, Amber!"
#"I am not going to keep explaining this to you, Amber!"
#"Enlighten me, Amber!"
#"Very funny, Amber!"
#"Did I ask your opinion, Amber?"
#"What the heck, Amber?"
#"I hate you for doing this to me…"
#"That would never work! That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard!"
#"Now come on. And I better not have this conversation with you again. Let's go!"
#"Mistakes are for babies in diapers. You need to be more careful!"
#"That's enough, Amber!"
#"Not now, Amber!"
#"We've already gone through this, Amber!"
#"Save it, Amber. Nobody cares."
#"Not helping, Amber!"
#"There you go, Amber. Happy now?"
#"I hate you for doing this to me..."
#"I love you down to the last grain of sand."
#"Yes, now I can finally be seen in public with you."
#"I am so sick of all the excuses!"
#"You better not be involving me in any more of this, Amber!"
#"Oh please! No one believes in that bullcrap here, Amber!"
#"I don't care what you say, I'm not going back again tomorrow!"
#"Amber, do not yell out loud in this house. Act like you have some sense. Now go say goodbye to them the right way!"
#"I don't have time for you or your foolishness. Look at where [my book] landed!"
#"Seriously, enough with the single child comments, Amber! Just because I don't have my parents does not mean that I won't be successful!"
#"I'm not gonna argue about this, Amber!"
#"This is your last chance, Amber!"
#"Amber, is there something you need to tell me? This is your last chance."
#"No, I don't want anything to do with this. I'll be waiting outside, Amber!"
#"You know what, Amber? If you're such a great caretaker, then you have nothing to worry about. Personally, I'd rather take their word for it."
#"What could you possibly be hiding? You really think I wouldn't figure that out? It's quite obvious that you were __________ behind my back! Were you really not going to tell me?!"
#"Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I am with you!"
#"That is completely unacceptable!"
#"Sorry doesn't cut it!"
#"That is enough, do you hear me?"
#"I will never forgive you for this, and I hope nobody else does either!"
#"That's none of your business, Amber!"
#"Because you are nothing but trash!"
#"Stop it, you're embarrassing me!"
#"Hey, you don't talk to her like that!"
#"Like all of my friends, I'd never abandon you, Amber!"
#"Amber, you need to slow down. You do not know what you're doing!"
#"I can't believe how you treated her. You have no idea what she has been through!"
===To Cousin===
#"Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there."
#"Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult."
#"I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?"
#"Remember that time you were saying that thing I didn’t care about? Yeah, that is now."
#"You’re the reason God created the middle finger."
#"I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?"
#"Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck."
#"I’ve been called worse things by better people."
#"Boring conversation. Can't focus."
#"You're entitled to your wrong opinion, that's fine."
#"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
#"You bring everyone so much joy! You know, when you leave the room. But, still."
#"You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
#"You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
#"Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry."
#"Your face is just fine, but we’ll have to put a bag over that personality."
#"I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you."
#"Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew."
#"I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste."
#"Bye. Hope to see you never."
#"Don’t worry, the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest."
#"If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
#"If you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up your ass."
#"I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you."
#"Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain."
#"Your face makes onions cry."
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