Magnet Bomber’s Anger Mismanagement!

Magnet Bomber’s Anger Mismanagement! is a funny transcript story by Dr. Beanson’s Sister. In this story, Magnet Bomber was at the dining table with his cronies, when Magnet Bomber started to lose his temper.
== Transcript ==
(At the dining table in the kitchen, the 5 dastardly bombers are enjoying supper. Their supper is soba noodles, tenpura veggies and edamame pods. At the table, the cronies are talking about current events in the news.)
Golem: So, folks, (chews and swallows his tenpura veggies) there was this outrageous article I saw in the news today.
Pretty Bomber: What was the article about? I’m curious.
Golem: Well, at some gas station, a manager got so angry at a customer, that the manager poured chocolate syrup over the customer.
Phantom: CHOCOLATE SYRUP?! (drops utensils and looks shocked)
Golem: Yup. The manager was then arrested by the police. The manager says the reason he did it was because the customer didn’t want to pay for petrol.
Magnet: What kind of nobody refuses to pay for gas?
Golem: Apparently that guy (the customer). Also, the manager violently grabbed the customer and dunked his head into a nearby toilet bowl!
Pretty Bomber: Wow... That manager really lost his temper! But the customer wanted to keep all his money to himself.
Magnet: (eating edamame pods, popping the beans into his mouth) THAT‘S SO STUPID! Who pours chocolate syrup over a person? Who dunks another person’s head into a toilet? Who? WHO?!
Pretty Bomber: Hush, Magnet. Your own temper’s getting out of hand.
Magnet: (getting angrier, popping an edamame bean into the air. The bean hits Magnet’s fork, the fork flips midflight, and lands on Magnet’s bowl, knocking it down. The bowl shatters into pieces.)
Magnet: AAHH!!! I am a loser! I am a loser! That’s it! I’ve lost my appetite! I’m going to read- (slips on a napkin and hurts his knee. Thankfully, no glass shards are in him.)
Pretty Bomber: (hops off chair and intervenes with Magnet. Magnet cries like a baby.) Oh my goodness! Are you alright, Sir? 
Magnet: (continues crying and holding his knee. Pretty Bomber puts Magnet on the couch and puts a bag of frozen peas on his knee). 
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