Warner

Warner is an NPC on Penacony, located in Clock Studios Theme Park.
He operates Warner (Shop), offering Consumables at ×1.5 inflated prices.
==Profile==
(To be added.)
==Location==
==Shop==
==Voice Lines==
;(Version 1)
:: "Wanna try some tasty snacks?"
;(Version 2)
:: "Still 53 years to go before I get my residence permit."
==Dialogue==
;(First interaction)
:Warner: Hey, dear guest! Welcome to the Clock Diner in Clock Studios Theme Park! May I ask what I can get you—
:Warner: We have Clockie Pizza, Cake Rolls, Hundred-Layer Sundaes or Lemon TartsSliced Cakes, Floatdisc Burgers, Alfalfa Salad, SoulGlad just to start?
:Warner: Sour Dreams and Dreamlight are good, sundaes with fries are the best.Pika soda and syrup or crispy cones and popcorn beat all the rest!
: (Applause)
::Warner: Haha, thank you, thank you.
: That was a great performance.
::Warner: Haha, it's just a little trick I do, it's not that big a deal.
:Warner: So, what can I get you?
: Are you up for a chat?
:Warner: Hm? Of course! I love talking to people. Although... How about buying a SoulGlad first and we can drink as we chat, we don't want you getting thirsty!
: Alright, a bottle of Classic SoulGlad.
:;(Submit )
::Warner: Hey! You're the best kind of customer! Here, one Classic SoulGlad.
::Warner: What would you like to talk about, dear customer? Ask me anything and I'll tell you all I know!
::(Obtain )
:;(Obtain Achievement Proofs And Refutations)
: You don't get thirsty in a dream.
::Warner: Then, are you hungry? How about a Potato Fries Sundae to fill your belly?
:: Alright, I'll take one.
:::
:: You don't get hungry in dreams, either.
:::Warner: Then what about a snack? I would recommend the Dreamy Cone! You know, the ad says: "Taste the flavor of your dreams!"
::: As you're so intent on selling me something, go on then...
::::
::: I don't want to eat anything...
::::Warner: Hey, then why didn't you say! I wouldn't have wasted your time like this otherwise!
::::Warner: My apologies, but I just remembered something that I have to do, I'll chat with you next time, okay?
;(Continue on to dialogue options below)
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;(If Warner's Emotion is set to Calm)
:Warner: Dear customer, you're back! Welcome, welcome! What can I get you today? Something to eat? To drink?
: I'd like to buy some food.
::Warner: No problem, what can I get you?
:;(Opens store)
: Are you up for a chat?
::Warner: Hm? What would you like to talk about, dear customer? Ask me anything and I'll tell you everything I know!
:: What can you tell me about the theme park?
:::Warner: I see... Clock Studios Theme Park belongs to Clock Studios, it is a theme park all about cartoon characters like Clockie, Brother Hanu, and Hamster Ball Knight.
:::Warner: You can interact with costumed performers who are dressed as cartoon characters and enjoy all sorts of entertainment based on these characters.
:::Warner: But, you can find all of this information on the Dreamscape Pass, do you want to hear about something else?
::: Go on, what are you trying to sell me this time...
::::Warner: Haha, you know your stuff, dear customer. How about some "Sour Dreams" Soft Candy? They're great value for money, sour and refreshing, I guarantee you'll love them!
:::;(Submit )
::::Warner: I'll tell you something interesting... I have a friend who was once a celebrated athlete throughout the galaxy, he could cover a whole wall with the gold medals he's won.
::::Warner: But, guess what? After he retired, he immediately came running here from far away to start work as a costumed performer! Do you know how much he loves Clockie? He's seen every single episode, isn't that amazing!
::::Warner: Next time you're here to play, keep an eye out, you might just run into him.
:::;(Obtain )
:::;(Obtain Achievement Proofs And Refutations)
::: Forget it, I don't want to hear it.
::::Warner: Oh my, that's a shame... But that's okay! If you want to hear what I have to say sometime, just come and find me.
:: Why not tell me about yourself?
:::Warner: Hey, there's nothing much to say about me. I'm just a plain old Dreamchaser... You couldn't pick me out of a crowd!
:::Warner: But you, one look at you and I know you're someone special. What do you do?
::: I'm just an ordinary Nameless.
::: You couldn't pick me out of the universe.
::::Warner: Oh my, I knew it! You are a big shot! As we're friends now, don't forget to come and help me out with business, okay?
:: That's enough chit-chat for now.
:::Warner: Alright, I'll let you get back to your business.
: Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
::Warner: ...Oh my, I did not expect you to be so kind, this is truly an honor. Although, my two brothers don't really like people treating me this way...
::Warner: They, one is a powerful local figure, the other a strong athlete. I really don't want you to conflict with them over such a trivial matter...
::Warner: So, why don't we just forget it?
: That's it. Bye-bye.
::Warner: Alright, thank you for your patronage, I hope to see you again soon!
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;(If Warner's Emotion is set to Angry)
:Warner: Do you know what I hate the most? I hate those arrogant, self-important natives more than anything!
: I'd like to buy some food.
: Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
: That's it. Bye-bye.
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;(If Warner's Emotion is set to Happy)
:Warner: Things have been a lot more relaxed recently...
: I'd like to buy some food.
: Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
: That's it. Bye-bye.
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;(If Warner's Emotion is set to Sad)
:Warner: Do you really think I'm stupid?
: I'd like to buy some food.
: Can I touch the fluff ball on your head?
: That's it. Bye-bye.
===Clockwork===
: Activate Clockwork
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:::Warner: Let me get you a menu! Welcome to the Clock Diner in Clock Studios Theme Park! May I ask what I can get you—
:::Warner: We have Clockie Pizza, Cake Rolls, Hundred-Layered Sundaes or Lemon TratsSliced Cakes, Floatdisc Burgers, Alfalfa Salad, SoulGlad just to start?
:::Warner: Sour Dreams and Dreamlight are good, sundaes with fries are the best.Pika soda and syrup or crispy cones and popcorn beat all the rest!
::
:::Warner: People really just aren't born the same! Some people have to work themselves into the ground all day just to be able to scrape hotel fees, some are born with a silver spoon in their mouths and get to spend all their time whiling their lives away in Golden Hour...
:::Warner: What use is there to working hard? It doesn't matter how hard you push yourself, you'll never compare to that rich kid who was born with everything, will you?
:::Warner: We work ourselves to death for a hundred system hours and can't even buy ourselves a good meal. Don't you think that's ridiculous?
:::Warner: He takes us out to eat, drink, and be merry like it's some kind of charitable act, chatting about "the bonds of brotherhood..." Pfft! Even if that smooth-brained dumbo couldn't tell, he was treating us workers like pets!
::
:::Warner: Thanks to that burly oaf, there's been far fewer people coming in and picking fights for free food and discounts.
:::Warner: Ah, how could someone be so slow! Give him a little bit of charity and he's kissing your feet! He's so easy to please.
:::Warner: Give him some leftovers and he'll come running to take care of your dirty work and chores... Seriously, every time I see him, I feel a lot better about myself.
:::Warner: He was an athlete? A gold-medalist...? Now he's in even more dire straits than I am and taking orders from me? Hahaha!
::
:::Warner: You think I don't know that all this "as long as you work in Penacony for 30 years you can get a permanent residency" stuff is all lies?
:::Warner: That's right, I keep my eye on The Family's talent acquisition policies and count those useless, ridiculous credits every day... But people need ambition, right?
:::Warner: As there's no way for me to be born at the finish line like they were, I just have to find a way to run faster than everyone else around me...
:::Warner: People can't allow their lives to become so tragic that they even lose their right to dream, can they?
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