The Lazy Susan

== Event Summary ==
Smashmouth meets up with Yenfire in Stilben where they set out on the Lazy Susan. Before boarding, Gen finds Gork who she immediately adopts. Bea gives everyone a homemade present (Dircc a hat that makes him appear one foot taller or shorter, Champ a beetle that makes a loud sound on a timer, and Gen a sick pair of sunglasses that give her a +1 to perception). 
Each member of the parry is paired with a crew member (see crew below), and there's only like 10 other crew members. The ship sets sail to Wildemount. 
=== WEEK I | learning, laughing & loving ===
Things are going fairly well and the crew is being kept very busy. Gen and Champ have some sea sickness. Gen has no luck with converting anyone on the ship and Dircc has no luck procuring beer to teach Keith about the art of the pong. Eventually the crew come across another ship in the distance with white sails and no visible flag. The mystery ship begins to slowly approach and eventually comes up to the Lazy Susan and asks for some supplies. Captain Flower agrees to send over a boat with a few crew members and supplies but when our boat meets their boat we lose contact. Dircc transforms Bea into a shark and then minor illusions a seal so that shark Bea can bite it. Eventually Bea does bite the boat and things really take off from there.
=== WEEK II | oops! ===
Well the ship is all brokened up. Couldn’t have been prevented. Champ uses the folding boat (boat, itbig) and it can hold all of the original crew. Two of the crew died, rip. Bea used her magic dome thing to house an additional 9 people. The party is able to create a sort of caravan to keep everyone afloat. A little boy on the other ship says he saw some fog and an island both before and after he and the rest of their crew lost their memories. The Wild Mother and a pet rock told the party to go to the right and they convinced the captain that that was legit.
Okay so well Smashmouth eventually come across a big pool and swims down because of course. It leads to the back of a dungeon where they encounter the big bad of this level. It’s a basilisk because of course it is. Champ ends up petrified and Dircc, Bea and Gen are left to kill the monster and save that little boy which they do. But because everyone is either petrified or can't swim, this was the first serious near TPK of the campaign. 
The party rescues Maury, a blind lizard who was worshiping the basilisk in the underground dungeon. Together, everyone successfully makes it to Wildemount in mostly one piece. 
== Rustic Aphorisms learned along the way ==
Two feet in a shoe is no way to drive. 
You can’t catch a lake-fish in a pond.
You can’t shoot a viper in a barrel and expect it to sing.
== Crew ==
=== Captain May Flower ===
Aarakocra, powerful sexy woman.
=== First Mate ===
Chuck Morris, old red bearded human. Champ's boat daddy.
=== Quarter Master ===
Fancy gentleman Orc Sir Daryl Tainley. Bea's boat daddy.
=== Bosun ===
Half elf Kieth, keeping it real 24/7. Dircc's boat daddy.
=== Surgeon ===
Dr. George McCoy, actual expert and gnome. Gen's boat daddy.
=== Cook ===
Is someone who exists onboard.
=== Maury ===
Maury is a blind lizard man who was worshiping the basilisk currently traveling with TACOSE.