Episode 3270

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	COLD OPEN 	Telly points out that Kingston is writing a song, which will be ready soon.
 	SCENE 1 	Kingston's song is finished and he cues up a funky beat. Carlo takes the lyrics and raps an intro to Kingston, who then raps his own unique welcome to the viewer. Telly is impressed that Kingston was able to write a whole song, but Kingston's not done - now he's going to write a story!
 	Cartoon 	Mi kat iz ... gone
 	Film 	A group of girls do a playground cheer ("Ooh I'm so happy!").
 	Cartoon 	Dogs cheer D-O-G and fight with cats.
 	Song 	"Big D and Little D"
 	Muppets 	Big Bird wears a disguise and says "D-disguise." (new music added)
 	Film 	A girl writes to her grandmother about going to summer camp.
 	Animation 	Looking for shapes on the Aztec Calendar Stone (Maria voiceover)
 	SCENE 2 	Telly wonders why Kingston is pacing back and forth when he's supposed to be writing. Kingston claims it helps him come up with ideas, and he gets some words of inspiration: a king, DANGER, a piano, and charging horses!
 	Cartoon 	A chicken gets an idea to sit on a football and hatch it like an egg. (new sound effects added)Artist: Dan Haskett
 	Muppets 	Mr. Johnson comes to Grover's photo studio to have his portrait taken. However, Grover photographs his foot and hand instead, and has to be reminded to capture the face.
 	Cartoon 	A female head is drawn as its voice-over lists its parts, ending with earrings that "do nothing" ... and promptly wiggle around. (new sound effects added)Artist: James Rizzi
 	Film 	A girl learns how to rollerblade.
 	Cartoon 	L for Lion (poem) (new music and sound effects added)Artist: Jeff Hale
 	Film 	Wegman's dogs form the letter L.
 	SCENE 3 	Telly impatiently waits for Kingston to finish writing his story - "The King Who Couldn't Read." He hands it off to Carlo to read aloud.
 	SCENE 3 cont'd	In the story, Kingston plays an African king, who is entirely dependent upon his royal helpers to do everything for him. His Royal Reader helps him read a STOP sign (which helps them avoid some stampeding horses) and a DANGER sign (which saves them from a falling piano). One day, the Royal Reader calls in sick and the King is unable to read any signs, putting himself in much pain. He eventually gets some lessons from the Royal Reader and soon, he can read the signs on his own and learn how to do other things by reading books.
 	Song 	"Zero Song": A female voiceover sings about the food that keeps being taken away to make 0.Arist: Jane Aaron
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	A boy counts down to 0 as he eats his soup.
 	Celebrity 	Take 6 sings "Take 6," a song about themselves that counts to the number 6.
 	Cartoon 	A ball goes up and down a musical staircase.
 	SCENE 4 	Kingston is now in the mood for reading, but Carlo doesn't have anything for him to read. Kingston thinks the contrary and finds they can read the labels in his cap, vest, and sneaker. Telly borrows his cap for the night so his mommy can read him a "bedtime cap."
 	Film 	Alphaquest: D
 	Animation 	Where do the Ds fit?
 	Song 	"When You Grow Up"
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster has a riddle: what do you get when you have one cookie between two cookies? A cookie sandwich!
 	Song 	"(The Name of the Place is) The Laundromat"
 	Cartoon 	A man has a small octopus on his head, but a little boy has a big octopus.Artist: Mo Willems
 	SCENE 5 	Sesame Street's Theater in the Park presents The Grapes of Math, where Elmo and Carrington add their grapes.
 	Film 	The Count (in voiceover) counts five children standing behind a park bench.
 	Cartoon 	Two itchy gorillas agree to scratch each other's backs.
 	Muppets 	Bip Bipadotta leads "Scratch My Back" as a song about two monsters named Jack and Jill who swear that they will always be there to scratch each other's backs.
 	Cartoon 	A polar bear learns what "EXIT" means. (new sound effect added)Artists: John and Faith Hubley
 	Animation 	A Keith Haring mural comes to life after some kids EXIT.
 	SCENE 6 	Telly notices Kingston is writing again. This time, Kingston's writing a letter to Carlo, but he can't read it out loud to them since it's a private matter. Kingston requests Telly stick around for the best part - watching Carlo read the letter to himself. Telly compliments how well Carlo does it.
 	Cartoon 	Dinah from South Carolina exchanges letters with her friend Ling Lu in China.Artist: ArtistMike
 	Song 	Kevin Clash sings "(I Eat With) Chopsticks" over a film of kids doing so.
 	Cartoon 	I am dry, they are wet (man laying on the beach) (new sound effects added)Artist: Cliff Roberts
 	Muppets 	Little Chrissy always has fun whether he's "Wet or Dry."
 	Cartoon 	Geography Guy points to China on the globe.
 	Animation 	Stop-motion: what goes in the hot dog bun?
 	SCENE 7 	Carlo has a letter for Kingston now, and Telly has Carrington and another child watch the thrilling action as Kingston reads it to himself. Kingston then points out there's some letters for Telly to read, despite his limited capability. The letters turn out to be the sponsors as Carlo takes them out of an envelope. The credits follow.
==Notes==
*This episode was later re-aired in Season 28 as Episode 3630.
*Additional performers include Alice Dinnean (as the Hanky Holder) and Peter Linz (as a horse), with Martin P. Robinson (as the Royal Buttoner).
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 26