Duck vs Chicken

The quacking waterfowl, Duck, raps against the clucking barnyard bird, Chicken, to see which bird is better.
== Beat ==
Ugly Truth: https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/ugly-truth_82921
== Locations ==
Duck: A pond
Chicken: A chicken coop
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DUCK
VS
CHICKEN
BEGIN!
=== Duck: ===
Quack, quack, quack! If you think you're best you're cracked
I'm the prince of poultry so step back or get smacked
What the answer to why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he needed to get away from this duck who was going to make chicken a la mode
All you do is strut and squawk. What kind of bird can't even fly?
A duck can be on land, sea and air so look up and say bye
You just exist to be food so get back inside
And let this duck quack his beats while you're Kentucky fried
=== Chicken: ===
Cluck, cluck, cluck! Go back to asking for grapes at a lemonade stand
This Duck can't Dodge my disses, man you're just bland
I'm on a Duck Hunt, so step back, Daffy
When I'm done with you, you'll be going...
==== Donald Duck: ====
Aw phooey!
==== Chicken: ====
I'm in Minecraft, but tell me, where are you?
You suck, Duck, you outta luck, you'll lose
To the coolest farm animal, while you're just a pig
I'm a prodigy! You've lost this verbal jig!
(A shadow flies over both rappers. They look to see a city. The bird lands on a lamppost, revealing Pigeon.)
=== Pigeon: ===
What's that down there in the farmyard pretending their rhymes are sick
It's a midget goose and for some reason I want a drumstick
Are you two good for anything besides picnics and shooting for fun
While we pigeons served our countries from Napoleon to World War One
In World War Two you guys were stuck in cans to feed the troops 
But 32 of us were awarded medals because we had the Germans flying in loops
So Quack and squawk until your faces turn blue
I'm calling my flock so we can poop on you
(A flock of birds fly past Pigeon, however they aren't his flock. The birds stop at a beach. The flock of birds is revealed to be Seagulls.)
(Seagull #1 is in bold text, Seagull #2 is in italicized text, Seagull #3 is in underlined text, all three Seagulls rapping together is in normal text.)
=== Seagulls: ===
Shut it! We won't let this Pigeon win this battle!
We're the Seagull Crew! We're tired of your prattle!
We were in ERB! (Kinda!) We're beating these three wannabes!
So if you don't wanna get fried, you should just leave!
Chicken and Duck, you're a mess! Whereas we're the best!
Pigeon's raps were stale, so frail! Here's something we suggest:
Don't try to best us! Or else you'll find,
That this win doesn't belong to you! This battle is mine!
=== ???: ===
Enough!
(All the birds turn to see a forest as the sun sets and it becomes nighttime. Out from behind a tree comes Owl.)
=== Owl: ===
Hoo, hoo hoo: who are you fools talking too
You all are just field mice I'm going to pick up and chew
I'm the wisest of birds you're all just daffy and dull
So keep your beaks shut before I make you fall
I come out at nighttime, but you make me sleepy
Not even in your dreams could you beat me
Owl's on the prowl for this win, rip out Chicken's gizzard
Now you'll all be frozen to my verbal blizzard!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
(The logo is buried by a pile of feathers.)
BATTLES...
(The logo bursts out from the pile, sending feathers everywhere.)
OF HISTORY!