I'm not a pilot, I can't fly

I'm not a pilot, I can't fly is the pilot episode of Patrick's Shorts . 
== Plot ==
Patrick tries to make friends.
=== Transcript ===
I'm Patrick
I'm Patrick
I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!!!!
And I like... uhh, I don't know what I like.
 End of theme
Patrick wakes up on the bottom of his rock. He wonders how he got up there, even though he's a starfish, and they're meant to sleep there and practically spend their entire life on that one rock. He falls off and into a half-opened cereal box that he left on the kitchen counter yesterday. "Hi, Rocky!" he says with a wide smile. His pet rock doesn't respond.
"Man, I really need to meet some of those Pope-pull..." Patrick says, struggling to pronounce people.
Patrick walks outside, happy. "Good morning to the sweet world! Oof!" Patrick had just bumped into Harold. "Hey, watch where you're going, pal." Harold asked, seemingly angry with Patrick. Patrick, of course, didn't understand and tried to make friends with Harold, by clinging onto his leg, whimpering. He unintentionally pulls Harold down to the ground and Harold turns around and punches Patrick.
 End of episode, start of credits
I'm Patrick
I'm Patrick
I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!!!!
And I like... uhh, I don't know what I like.
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