Rob and Riley in Mitigation Madness (1992)/Script

Breaking News!
Monica: "Today, our young 8-year old Princess, Sarah Acorn has released Eggman Fan Cards. They allow any person who buys them to like Eggman. It's cards, not license, just so that it can appeal to kids more."
Isabelle: "Well, I don't agree with what she did, but I guess all hail the Princess."
Sarah: she winks
Sally: "Sophie, my girl, why are you doing this?"
Sarah: "Because the fact that you call yourself a Freedom Fighter is beyond me when you don't give people the freedom to like Eggman. And you want to complete the creation of the bridge from Mobotropolis to Star Light City, but are lacking in money."
Sally: "Illegalize them immediately! With enough support, Eggman might take over Mobius! We should find another way to pay for the construction of the bridge to Star Light City."
Sarah: "Well, it'll take extremely long with either this or the Junior Chaotix's detective agency alone, but with both, it'd help greatly."
Rob and Riley's Lab
Rob: "So, Sophie finally allows us kids to like Eggman? And everyone else?"
Riley: "As long as we have an EFC. It costs only one Mobium."
Rob: "And apparently, the Queen disagrees, even though she does want to finish the bridge from here to Star Light City. By the way, what do we do?"
Riley: "Just make Sally accept the idea of EFCs. We will write a song that will convince her to accept this amazing idea."
Rob: "How is it an idea so good it needs a song?"
Riley: "Makes the Freedom Fighters stay truer to their name. The fact that Eggman might gain more support, thus making him more powerful can be heavily mitigated by the Freedom Fighters."
Rob: "So how do we make the song?"
Riley: "We try to make our lyrics and get our song writing watched by Smash Rose the Hedgehog, young strategist extraordinaire and the Mongoose Sisters."
Rob: "Good idea, Riley! And I love Turkey In The Straw! Should we use it as the tune we're singing our song to?"
Riley: "Not a bad idea, Rob. Just not that good. It's the best we've got, though. Let's hope it works."
Rob: "So what should the song be about?"
Riley: "The Freedom Fighters' battle plan."
Rob: "What does that have to do with-"
Riley: "The battle plan will mitigate every problem the Eggman Fan Cards may cause."
Rob: "Are you sure about that, Riley?"
Riley: "I am, you dolt."
Rob: "OK, you don't need to insult!"
Riley: "Hey! That rhymed! Now let's go to the Mongoose Residence and get Smash to come there too."
Mongoose Sisters' Room
Smash: "So what do you want?"
Riley: "So, Big can tank for many hits, Knuckles is very strong in terms of lifting strength and striking strength. Amy has many magic powers, making her as versatile as her machinery counterpart, Tails."
Melody: "Wow! That's great, Riley! But I don't know how you can make lyrics out of a fighting strategy work if sung to Turkey In The Straw."
Riley: "Sonic's the fastest thing alive, while Knuckles is the strongest
While Tails in tech and Amy in magic are the best!
Big can tank for many hits, and Cream heals while giving boosts
Tangle can pull large bot with her big tail and to rubble they're reduced!"
Rhythm: "Good! GOOD! You're doing perfect!"
Smash: "But shouldn't the next lines be about how to use them?"
Riley: "Uh..."
Rob: "Place Big to distract your enemies
Then Sonic can destroy them with extreme ease
Tails and Amy in the back for every ranged attack
Knuckles defends, with Cream and Tangle getting everyone's back!"
Melody: "Go on!"
Later...
Smash: "We'll help you sing the song, Lab Rats."
Rob: "Thanks, Smash and Mongoose Sisters!"
Melody: "You're welcome!"
The 6 go to Acorn Palace
Sally: "Hello!"
Sarah: "And now the Freedom Fighter Battle Plan starring the Mongoose Sisters, Smash the Hedgehog, and the Lab Rats!"
The Mongoose Sisters play their instruments to the tune of Turkey in the Straw
Rob: "Sonic's the fastest thing alive, while Knuckles is the strongest
While Tails in tech and Amy in magic are the best!
Big can tank for many hits, and Cream heals while giving boosts
Tangle can pull large bot with her big tail and to rubble they're reduced!
Place Big to distract your enemies
Then Sonic can destroy them with extreme ease
Tails and Amy in the back for every ranged attack
Knuckles defends, with Cream and Tangle getting everyone's back!"
Instrumental break
Riley: "Trip can climb up walls, or with Emeralds, become a dragon!
And don't forget to make Whisper and Gadget join the bandwagon!
Rotor fixes some machines, while Bunnie can ensure safety
Antoine will use his sword to make sure everything's OK for thee!
Trip can shoot fireballs while on a wall
I doubt the robots can get through Wispon attacks at all
Rotor and Tails go together, Bunnie has high damage and kinda tanks
Antoine and Sonic go well together, telling you just to be frank!"
Instrumental break
Smash: "Charmy and Saffron, with their bees for air support
While Espio's sneaky with camouflage of chameleon sort!
Ray can glide all the way to the base of the enemy
Vector can go many ways and Mighty can shout "fight me!"
Bees can attack while the foes are distracted
Since Espio's sneaky, to him nobody will be attracted
Ray can carry troops to the trickiest headquarters
Vector may not need that though, Mighty can endure shots from mortars!"
The three kids jumped and slid on their knees
Rob, Riley, and Smash: "That's how to solve your problem!"
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: they ended the song with Shave and a Haircut
Sally: "OK, fine. But make sure this is a limited time sale that lasts for 3 days. Sophie."
Riley: "Fair enough. I get why you still won't let them be sold as a non-limited time product."
Rob: "We did it! But was it our goal?"
Riley: "We can take what we can get, though, and then next time something with the same purpose is sold as a product, we will make sure it lasts long. Until next time!"
Sarah: "Good job, you six! You're great!" she gave a thumbs up "After we solve the problem, I will pay you some of my money as a thanks."
The End!
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