おい! てえへんだぞ! (Oi! Teehen da zo!)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
おい!!!!! 	oi!!!!! 	Oi!!!!!
 	 	
てえへんだ! てえへんだ! てえへんだぞ! 	teehen da! teehen da! teehen da zo! 	What a mess! What a mess! What a mess this is!
何もしてないのに疲れてるぞ 	nan mo shitenai noni tsukareteru zo 	I didn’t do anything, but I’m dead tired!
目 変だ! 目 変だ! 目 変だぞ! 	me hen da! me hen da! me hen da zo! 	Crazy look! crazy look! I’ve got a crazy look in my eyes!
今にもなんかやらかしそうだぞ 	ima ni mo nanka yarakashisou da zo 	Looks like I’m about to screw up at any moment!
 	 	
てえへんだ! てえへんだ! てえへんだぞ! 	teehen da! teehen da! teehen da zo! 	What a mess! What a mess! What a mess this is!
悪いほうに平凡なにんげんだぞ 	warui hou ni heibon na ningen da zo 	I’m a mediocre person in a bad sense.
永遠だ! 永遠だ! 永遠だぞ! 	eien da! eien da! eien da zo! 	Forever! Forever! It’s forever!
メンヘラ脳 治りゃしないぞ 	menhera nou naoryashinai zo 	There’s no way my menhera brain’s gonna cure!
 	 	
どどど 努力型じゃないのに天才じゃない 	dododo doryokugata ja nai noni tensai ja nai 	I-I-I-I’m not a hard worker, and I’m not a genius either.Japanese people tend to divide smart people into two groups: 天才型 (lit. genius type) and 努力型 (lit. hard-worker type). The former refers to those who are really smart even though they don’t really make effort to be smart, while the latter refers to the opposite, in other words, those who make a ton of effort in order to be smart.
だるすぎて樽になるわね 	darusugite taru ni naru wa ne 	I feel so heavy I could turn into a jelly…The literal translation would be “I feel so heavy I could turn into a barrel.” This comes from “AすぎてBになるわね (I’m/It’s so A that I could turn into B)”, a kind of Internet meme in Japan (one of so-called constructions named “Otaku Koubun“). A and B have to sound similarly—in this case, だる (daru; to feel heavy) and たる (taru; barrel).
どれくらいやれば報われる? 	dore kurai yareba mukuwareru? 	How much effort should I make to be rewarded?
やる前に教えてよ 	yaru mae ni oshiete yo 	Tell me before I start!
 	 	
どどどど てえへんだ! 	dodododo teehen da! 	Wh-wh-wh-what a real mess!
 	 	
欠点はそう 見方変えりゃ長所になるはず 	ketten wa sou mikata kaerya chousho ni naru hazu	Seen from a different angle, your weak points should be
光るはずじゃないんですかよ? 	hikaru hazu ja nain desu ka yo? 	Your strong points, your brilliant talents… Man, ain’t that right?
才能がない 人間なんていない 	sainou ga nai ningen nante inai 	“There’s no human without talent.”
ならきっと これ本当の人間じゃない 	nara kitto kore hontou no ningen ja nai 	If that’s true, it means I’m not a real human!
 	 	
勤勉さや真面目には一生縁がない 	kinbensa ya majime ni wa isshou en ga nai 	I’ll have no luck with diligence or industriousness for the rest of my life.
 	 	
どどっどっど 努力しない理由だけ探してる 	dododdoddo doryoku shinai riyuu dake sagashiteru	I-I-I-I-I’m just searching for reasons not to make effort.
やばすぎて山になるわね 	yabasugite yama ni naru wa ne 	I’m so awful I could turn into a waffle!Same as [3]: Literally this is “I’m so awful (yaba) I could turn into a mountain (yama)!”
どれくらいやれば許される? 	dore kurai yareba yurusareru? 	How much effort should I make to be forgiven?
最低限で済まそうよ 	saiteigen de sumasou yo 	Why not do the minimum possible!
 	 	
ドラマみ ターニングポイントを待っている 	doramami taaningu pointo o matteiru 	I’m waiting for some drama-like turning points.
変われれば変わりたいもんね 	kawarereba kawaritai mon ne 	I want to change if I can, really!
どれくらい待てば現れる? 	dore kurai mateba arawareru? 	How long do I have to wait until they show up?
それまで寝て待とうよ 	sore made nete matou yo 	Why not sleep and wait?
 	 	
頑張らんで良いとか本当はない 	ganbaran de ii toka hontou wa nai 	“You don’t have to work hard,” that’s not true.
だめすぎて為になるわね 	damesugite tame ni naru wa ne 	I’m so trashy that it actually did thrash me!Same as [3]: Literally this is “I’m so trashy (dame) that I’m actually useful (tame)!”
どれくらいやれば0に戻れる? 	dore kurai yareba zero ni modoreru? 	How hard should I work to return to zero?
最短で済まそうよ 	saitan de sumasou yo 	Let’s get it done in the shortest time!
 	 	
どどどど てえへん! 	dodododo teehen! 	Wh-wh-wh-what a mess!
どどどど てえへん! 	dodododo teehen! 	Wh-wh-wh-what a mess!
どどっどっどっど てえへんだぞ! 	dododdoddoddo teehen da zo! 	Wh-wha-wha-wha-what a mess this is!
 	 	
おい!!!!! 	oi!!!!! 	Oi!!!!!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*デッドディレイマン (Dead Delay Man) (album)
==External Links==
===Official===
*piapro - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
*UTAU Song Database
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*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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