Gimmick War - Ikea War

The Gimmick War is currently ongoing.
The Gimmick War, or Ikea War, started on February 19th, 2024. It was declared by Partycityistotallyofficailguy, on a post made by Official-Opera-Gx. The post was originally a fun fact about the reaction that roaches have to microwaves but was derailed by a poll made by Buildabearfr. Totally-Ikea joined the post, advocating to kill Official-Opera-gx. Totally-Ikea and Official-Opera-Gx feud for a while, coming to a point where Totally-Ikea admits they hate cats in the heat of the argument. Actually-History jumps in, showcasing a picture of (presumably) their cat with the caption "Even this one?". Right after, Party City (partycityistotallyofficailguy) reblogs the post saying that Official (official opera gx) reminds them of a roach when they say "You can't kill me". They added a photo of a poll, basically saying that Official was a roach pretending to be part cat. Official responded saying they are "part cat and whatever-the-fuck-they-feel-like". Party City, avoiding the harshness, then proposed to Official to make an alliance with them. The alliance was solely against T-Ikea (totally-ikea). They explained that they were starting a draft and opened the possibility for Official to send others into war, too. Since this idea was proposed long after Official and T-Ikea had made up and become close friends, they shut it down immediately. Party City responded on the same post that they were bored and wanted to start a war. T-Ikea responded to the post where Party City initially made their offer stating that they had their own Air Force and that Party City didn't know what they were getting themselves into. Party City, oddly, offered to team up with Ikea against other major corporations. T-Ikea then declared them enemies in a moment of shock, rage, and confusion. Party City stated that the reason they wanted to start a war was because they "wanted to host a party for winning something". Why a war, the reason is unknown. (The post).
Less than 2 hours later, Party City sent an anonymous ask to History (actually-History) where they asked to team up and start a war on T-Ikea. History responded with a resounding no because T-Ikea was nice to them. Official reblogged the post, asking to kill Party City. T-Ikea responded with a yes. Before that, Party City asked Firefox-official and McDonlads-Official to join their side. McDonlads (-official) responded with a yes an hour later, tagged T-Ikea, saying that they would be launching "McMeatballs" Shortly. T-Ikea saw the post and swore out Party City to no response. T-Ikea officially stated they were at war with Party City in a reblog of a post made by the-dunkin-of-dunkins. After that post, Party City and T-Ikea made different posts dragging each other, and insulting each other. Official says they are on T-Ikea's side in a different reblog of that same post. Rick-E-Cheddar-Official becomes aware and immediately joins T-Ikea's side. Party City takes Weird Al Yankovic as their patron and main point of persuasion to get people to join their draft. Within the span of 12 hours, they both have multiple people on their teams. T-Ikea, being the control freak they are, made an official post, later turned into a google doc, to keep track of all that was happening.
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