Annoying Orange: YouTubers/Transcript

Orange: Bored b-b-bored b-b-bored bored bored. (sigh) I'm bored. If I were any more bored, I'd be made out of wood! (laughs) Hey, what's going on over there?
Shay Red: Hey guys, it's Red! Welcome to another episode of—
Orange: Hey! Hey, potato! Hey, waddaya doin'?
Red: Yo, buddy! Lock it down! I'm shooting something over here!
Orange: Why? What'd he do to you?
Shay: Just keep it down, okay?
Orange: Okay? Well what about him?
Trippotato: Oh, I'm shooting my vlog. It's about the making of his vlog.
Orange: Wow, sounds like a real vlog jam. (laughs)
Tater of DC: Oh, don't mind me, I'm just grabbing some stuff for our second channel.
Orange: Hey, wait a minute, are you guys YouTubers?
Potatoes: Rate, comment, subscribe!
(title card appears)
Orange: Okay, so what's your name again?
Shay: Shay.
Orange: Say? Say what?
Shay: Listen: Shay.
Orange: Say what? I just wanna know your name!
Shay: SHAY!
Orange: Say WHAT?!
Trippotato: OMG, he doesn't know "say" from "Shay".
Tater of DC: Seriously! I'm all LOL.
Orange: Wait, LOL? What does that mean?
Tater of DC: Hello, it's "laughing out loud"!
Orange: Oh, why aren't you laughing then?
Trippotato: Dude, you don't have to laugh out loud to LOL.
Orange: Ooh! What about BOB?
Trippotato: Huh?
Orange: Belching out burps! (burps, then laughs)
Tater of DC: What a noob!
Trippotato: Incoming! Incoming! We have a ROFLCopter!
Tater of DC and Trippotato: (laugh)
Orange: Oh, is that what that thing is?
Microsoft Sam: My ROFLCopter goes SOI-SOI-SOI-SOI-SOI-SOI.
Shay: Come on guys. We're not here for Idiot Oranges and ROFLCopters; We're here to make a hit video!
Orange: Ooh! Ooh! Film me doing this! (spins) Wheeeee! I'm dizzy! (laughs)
Shay: Aw, come on! I'm vlogging here!
Orange: Yay! I'm vlogging too! I wanna be a YouTuber!
Shay: Uhh... I don't think that's a good idea.
Trippotato: Yeah, but we can totally sub for sub!
Orange: No thanks, I always get seasick!
Tater of DC: Forget that, box for box! Go big or go home!
Orange: Ooh! I have a better idea! How about motorboat for motorboat?
Shay: Huh?
Orange: (rapidly moves lips)
Trippotato: Dude, we're still filming?
Tater of DC: (in background: Orange laughing) Yeah, you're right. A talking Orange? Who would want that?
Orange: Aw, c'mon, what could be better than me?
Shay: I don't know, how about kittens? You know, something cute with big eyes that make funny noises. People would love that!
Marshmallow: Yay! Did someone say "kittens"?
Trippotato: Yeah, but they want other things too you know, like quirky hot ladies who are also way tech-savvy.
Passion Fruit: Uh, I totally know what you're talking about. That happens to me all the time! 
iPhone: Oh, gosh, you know me so well! (giggles)
Tater of DC: Oh! And wacky old people! Got any wacky old people?
Grandpa Lemon: (spinning on his motorcycle) Now that's what I call a twist of lemon! (laughs)
Orange: Uhm...Nope! We don't have anything like that around here!
Shay: Well that's just great! I told you guys this was gonna be a bust!
Orange: Geez... I guess it's like they say: TGT.
Shay: Huh?
Orange: TGT: Tater's gonna tate. (laughs)
Shay: Well this is just perfect. How am I supposed to vlog if I've got nothing to vlog about?
Orange: Ooh, hey guys! I know what you should vlog about!
Shay: Oh just shut up already!
Orange: Hey! Hey Red! Hey!
Shay: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?!
Orange: Knife!
(Knife chops Red) (screaming)
Orange: Geez... someone should've yelled "cut"!
(knifing scene replays over and over)
(zooms out to reveal a YouTube video)
Trippotato: Wow, this is the biggest video we've ever done!
Tater of DC: Yeah, too bad Red isn't here to see it.
Orange: Well, at least Knife saw it!
(laugh)
Marshmallow: Yay! My ROFLCopter goes- (makes whirping noise)
Orange, Tater of DC, Trippotato: (laugh)
(credits roll')
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