Fuzzy Brenda/Dialogue

==W05_Dialogue_FuzzyBrenda==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Abandoned? Are you blind? Just look at all the happy customers! They're all over the place! 	They're all Scorched monsters
 	 	 	They're positively rabid! 	
 	 	 	Dangerous? Hardly! Why, you're just as likely to get hurt walking down the street meow-adays. 	
 	 	 	Appalachia ain't what it used to be. 	Under his breath
 	 	 	I do say! And I dare say you could use an attitude adjustment. 	
 	 	 	I know what will cheer you up. Park info! 	
 	 	 	C'mon, I know you have questions about our beautiful amusement park. 	
 	 	 	I sure am! Could anyone else pull off this bow tie? 	Chuckling
 	 	 	Make sure to exit through the gift shop! It's, uh, over there. 	
 	 	 	Me? Why I'm Mr. Fuzzy! Don't you recognize me? 	
 	 	 	I may look a bit under the weather, but it's your favorite cat in the flesh. Definitely. 	Costume is torn and soiled
 	 	 	Now, I know they seem a bit "fierce," but they're just excited like everyone else. 	
 	 	 	Camden Park brings that out in people. One big green one was a huge fan of bear hugs. 	
 	 	 	Violently strong bear hugs. Man does he love his Mr. Fuzzy. 	
 	 	 	Now, now, let's play nice, shall we? After all, a bit of rowdiness can be good for the soul! 	
 	 	 	And they are paying customers, too, after all. 	Emphasis on "are"
 	 	 	Oh, great... You're lucky it's my job to answer your questions, or we'd be having a very different conversation right now. 	
 	 	 	Hey stranger. Ready to toss some Dross? Maybe muck up a storm? Or how about chowing down on some delicious hot dogs? 	
 	 	 	All of the above - and more - are possible at wonderful Camden Park! 	
 	 	 	Welcome back, valued customer! How can I help you enjoy your day today? 	
 	 	 	PURR-fect! Now that's what I like to hear! 	
 	 	 	So, is there anything you want to know about our a-MEOW-zing amusement park? 	
 	 	 	Scor-? Uh, anyway, yeah. Exactly! Who doesn't just want to have fun? 	
 	 	 	And Camden Park is the PURR-fect place for it! 	
 	 	 	The entrance is right this way! 	
 	 	 	Welcome! And don't mind the other guests. They can get... excitable. 	The other guests are Scorched monsters
 	 	 	Welcome to Camden Park, the eighth Wonder of Appalachia! 	
 	 	 	Hey, welcome back! Hope you MEOW-nage to have some fun today! 	
 	 	 	Another satisfied customer returns. 	
 	 	 	I knew the crowds wouldn't keep you away for long. 	A little smug
 	 	 	Seeing you again makes me purr with joy. 	
 	 	 	Step right up and enjoy the magnificent Camden Park! 	
 	 	 	Tickets are rrr-ight this way! 	
 	 	 	And despite all the visitors, the lines are looking short. It's like you have the park all to yourself! 	
 	 	 	That's right! The classic Shunt-N-Bunt! However they're out of order at the moment... 	
 	 	 	Terribly sorry for the inconvenience. Please take these tokens as an apology. 	
 	 	 	Wait, don't leave! You just got here! 	Desperate
 	 	 	Well why rely on little ol' me to convince you? 	
 	 	 	Go on in and try the rides for yourself! They're to die for. 	
 	 	 	Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm going to have to politely request that you leave the other guests alone. 	
 	 	 	Camden Park is a family friendly establishment. If I see any roughhousing on the premises I'm within my rights to call security. 	
 	 	 	So play nice, you hear? 	
 	 	 	Why, we have more than I could ever name! 	
 	 	 	There's the world famous Widow Maker roller coaster! The gravity defying Radioactive Roundup! 	
 	 	 	And who could forget the Strip Miner? That one's a doozy. 	
 	 	 	Why, who else would I be? 	
 	 	 	Not some schlub in a cat suit, that's for sure. 	Nervous laughter
 	 	 	You can, uh, what? 	Nervous laughter
 	 	 	*sigh* Ok, really? You really going to be the person to spoil the magic for all the kids out there? 	Under his breath
 	 	 	I have an idea. Here. Is this enough? 	Under his breath
 	 	 	Take these and scram before little Billy or somebody hears you spouting that nonsense. 	Under his breath
 	 	 	The nerve of some people. 	Under his breath
 	 	 	You what? I- *sigh* Alright. Sure. I'm not really Mr. Fuzzy. Who could ever hope to be? 	Confused but touched; sharing a deep secret
 	 	 	My name is Brenda. I am merely Mr. Fuzzy's representative in this cruel world. Why he has abandoned us in this trying time is a mystery even to me.	Still deluded
 	 	 	Until the chosen time comes and he reveals himself, I have taken it upon myself to be his emissary, spreading joy where I can. 	
 	 	 	Thank you for understanding, and for keeping this a secret. I know I can trust you. Meow. 	
 	 	 	Fire away! 	
 	 	 	Of course! I aim to please! 	
 	 	 	I'm all ears! Big, fuzzy ears. 	
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