The Biggest Animal Store Ever

The Biggest Animal Store Ever is the biggest animal store ever. Owned by Fisher Biskit and his two ladies of the night, the Biskit Twins.
==What's The Biggest Animal Store Ever?==
The Biggest Animal Store Ever is the arch nemesis of the Littlest Pet Shop. They abuse pets and steal candy from children. ITS PRICES ARE AMAZING! THEY CAN'T BE BEAT! COME ON DOWN!
Some say behind its innocent shelves of food bowls and squeaky toys, many gruesome events take place.
BUY 1 BAG OF DOG KIBBLE NOW AND GET A BOWL WITH IT ABSOLUTELY FREE.
==Why You Should Shop at Biggest Animal Store Ever==
Because we're awesome and Littlest Pet Shop sucks. We smell like roses and summer. Littlest Pet Shop smells like butts and old ladies.
We love our customers and give you fr... fre... ugh... FREE hugs. Mrs. Twombly is evil and will feed on your children's flesh.
Mrs. Twombly says you're a bunch of losers. Fisher Biskit thinks you're super cool and wants to hang out sometime.
WE HAVE WATER SLIDES!!!!!
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