Tourettes Guy

Tourettes Guy (Real name: Danny A. Walters Jr.) is a popular internet person who is suffering on the tourette syndrome for over 40 years. He was born on February 24th 1964 in Bismarck, North Dakota.
== Childhood ==
Danny was born in February 24th 1964 in Bismarck, North Dakota. When he was 10 Years old, back in 1974, he got diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome.
== Adult life ==
(The year is unknown) Danny married his first wife Barb, but the information is unknown about her. In 1984, he was married to his 2nd wife, Shirlena, and they decided to have a child in early 1986. At 29th October 1986, their son Jared Six was born. They used to live in Bismarck, North Dakota until their divorce back in 1999. After that, he had moved with his son, Jared, to Columbus in Ohio. In 2002, son decided to record his dad and later named him "Tourettes Guy" and it has continued recording rottenly until 2004 or 2006. In 2004, his ex-wife Shirlena decided to come to Columbus, Ohio for a visit. These videos have resumed in 2007, then in 2008, 2009 and 2010. These videos returned for the 2nd time in 2012, then the 3rd time in 1st April 2016 and the latest one is the video called "Fuck The Hiccups", uploaded on YouTube in December 2017 and finally in December 2020 in the title of "Buried Alive". 
== Personality ==
Tourettes Guy is very grumpy, bad tempered, cruel and rude. He always says curse words a lot and he is never in a good mood.
== Food/Drinks that Danny Likes ==
* Bacon And Eggs
* Cheeseburgers with pickles and ketchup (and strictly not loaded up "with a bunch of bullshit")
* Biggie Fries (served promptly with "some shit to drink")
* Frosted Flakes (presumably)
* Total cereal
* Marshmallows(Don't put them back)
* Beer (seen drinking it in virtually every video)
* Fish Sticks (except when they're "hard as tits")
* Beef Stew
* Corn Dogs
* Pizza
* Pickles (happened to own 30 cases of pickles at one time)
* Ice Cream (except when it is melting)
* Popcorn
* Peanut Butter
* Ricardo Milos
* Data on Star Trek
== Likes ==
* Tony the Tiger (he always wears him on a T-shirt)
* Randy Travis (Owns poster of him)
* Grandma Jenelle (BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK!!!!!)
* Playing pool
* Puff Daddy (Finds him considerably better than Sting)
* The Lion King (Not including the top clips of it)
* Alf
* The Mighty Duck Movies
* Scooby Doo (Viewed a 12 hour marathon on Cartoon Network)
* Bowling
* Watching an exercise program while eating chips
* Playing poker (especially when he is the victor)
* The TV series "Unsolved Mysteries"
* Lesbian couples(That just means she likes what I like)
* Shirlena's stories of misfortune
* Magnum P.I.
* Mortal Kombat
* Professional Wrestling
* Hacksaw Jim Duggan
* Interrupting Shirlena's bathroom session
* Telling construction workers to eat shit
* The song 'Images pour orchestre, L 122: No. 2a. Par les rues et par les chemins' (presumably due to him using that as his alarm clock sound)
* Shoving a can of pringles up a preachers ass
* Shoving a broom up the guy who named it fashion bug.
== Dislikes ==
* The Hiccups
* His son dressing up as Freddy Krueger just to scare him
* Franchise fee of $4.62
* Squirrels fucking his tomato plants
* Smart aleck salesmen who use the word "Tomahtos"
* Some bitch named Barb
* When you go to his house, have 6 pancakes, 6 sausages, 3 glasses of juice, and try to play with his ass
* Dicks or Cocks
* Balls
* Men‘s asses
* Dairy Queen
* Professional wrestlers Bad News Brown, Mr. Perfect, and Dusty Rhodes
* Rap music
* Bigfoot
* Salt
* Peach tree growers, peach trees
* Colgate Toothpaste (with Tartar Control)
* The Police vocalist Sting, especially his song "Every Breath You Take"
* Having to switch phone companies
* Full House
* Losing in Mortal Kombat
* Shirlena (on most occasions)
* His neighbors playing music extremely loud
* Bob Saget
* Bees attacking him when trying to mow the lawn, sometimes
resulting in his lawn mower speeding away from him when he lets go of it
* Head and Shoulders shampoo
* Losing the lottery
* Being told he's not allowed to go where he pleases (primarily areas for employees only)
* People who express their distate over Total cereal
* Dennis, an unknown individual
* Referees
* Year supplies of paper towels
* His father (The Tourettes Guy and his father hold mutual, negative feelings toward each other)
* Former U.S. President George W. Bush and subordinates, former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld
* A multitude of celebrities, including George Clooney, Rick Moranis, Dom DeLuise, Vanna White, Pat Sajak and Ice Cube
* Snakes
* Horses
* Homosexuals, only when they attempt to make romantic or sexual advances toward him
* Wheel of Fortune
* The song "Car Wash"
* The 1980s roller hockey Kool-Aid commercial
* Roy Sullivan, a man struck by lightning seven times
* Charlie The Tuna, mascot of the Starkist brand
* Mitsubishi vehicles
* Being kicked out of a LensCrafters
* When his broom closet smells like an ass
* How asses look in tight jeans
* When someone asks him “what time is it?”
* Long legged pissed off Puerto Ricans
* When a faggot tries to touch him
* Contruction Workers (He tells them to eat shit)
* The angry janitor
* Shit boat
* Taking a shit whilst 50 people watch
* Birds flying into his house
* The fact that Grandma Jennell is "Old as fuck"
* The fact that Grandma Jennell is 93 and doesn't know what Alf is
* Googling Limp Bizkit for Jared (He won't even google it with Jared's dick!)
* Clocks that are full of shit
* Kentucky
* When the cameraman comes to his house, has 6 pancakes, 6
sausages and 3 glasses of orange juice and then gets in his bed and 
wants to play with his ass
* When Jared mistakens tit dirt for Mickey Mouse
* When Jared says "shit" (as he told him not to say that)
* Fancy Nancy on Disney Junior
== Quotes ==
[DIAL TONE]
Operator: "Colgate Consumer Affairs." 
Danny: "{slightly raised voice} Yes. I bought your Colgate
 toothpaste. The one with tartar control. {considerably louder} And it 
made me feel, like a piece of shit!"
Operator: "Sir?" 
Danny: "This is bullshit!"
Operator: Sir, hold on one moment.
{puts Danny on hold}
[THE POLICE'S "EVERY BREATH
YOU TAKE" PLAYING]
Danny: I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song! Not that Sting... piece of shit!"
[♪♪♪]
{Danny bobs his head to the music for a few seconds then pauses}
Sting: ♪ Every breath you take ♪
Danny: "[SCREAMING] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! {chucks the Colgate toothpaste tubes down aggressively} Damn it! Holy shit!" 
Operator: "You there?" 
Danny: "BALLS!" 
Operator: "Sir, can you repeat your problem again?" 
Danny: "{much louder than the start} Yes. I bought your 
Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel 
like a piece of shit!"
Operator: "Sir, if you would like a refund of your product— {cut off mid-speech}" 
Danny: "{looks down} I pissed! {camera pans down to reveal
 a wet spot on the crotch area of his pants and he puts the telephone 
back on its stand} Fucking hung up my ass!"
Danny: "{at a drive-thru} I want two cheeseburgers. I want
 pickles, and ketchup on them. {leans out his window} And don't load it 
up with a bunch of bull shit!"
Cashier: "Okay sir, you want two cheeseburgers with just pickles and ketchup, will there be anything else?" 
Danny: "I want a biggie fries. {learns out his window again} And give me some shit to drink!"
Danny: "{taking a shower; his sentences have few-second
 breaks between} You... BITCH! Oh, SHIT! Oh, sh—PISS! {distraught} Oh, 
no... Head and Shoulders {voice returns back to rage} my... ASS! PISS! 
Holy piss! My COCK! You... bitch! Suck my... DICK! You... faggot! Fuck 
you! My dick! Or... COCK! Damn! {distraught} Oh, no... {voice returns 
back to rage} Fuck you, Head and Shoulders! You... FAGGOT! What do you 
think of my ass?! Lick my... BALLS! Shit! Shit! {distraught} Shit! 
You... Oh, SHIT! Shit! Piss! Damn it! Fuck you! {voice returns back to 
rage} Suck my cock, you bitch! Lick my balls! Bastard! My tits! You 
cunt! Oh, shit! {distraught} Fuck you..."
Danny: {in the bathroom brushing his teeth} Bullshit! {door knocking}
Danny: Wait a minute you asshole, I'm brushing my teeth! {more knocking}
Danny: Faggot! {more knocking}
Danny: FUUUCK! {more knocking}
Danny: ASS! {even more knocking}
Danny: Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass! 
Son: Telephone. Danny: Fuck the phone! Bullshit!
Danny, shaking his toothbrush: Dick! I have balls! Bullshit. Bitch, {sticks middle finger at his mirror reflection} fuck you!
Son: "Yeah, he's cussing'." 
Danny: "{his son is running up the stairs} Shit! Ass! 
Damn it! {Danny is shown in a room as he opens a door with his right 
hand and drinking from a can in the other. He takes a pace forwards} Piss out the window, and shit out the window... {take a few more paces forwards in a confrontational manner} are 2 different things!" {Danny shoves his son down the stairs} 
Son: "Whoa, shit!" {he is shown at the bottom of the stairs} 
Danny: "I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass! {Danny picks up a shoe with his right hand and throws it at his son}
Danny: "Oh, Bob Saget!"
Danny: {Danny walks down the basement stairs, wearing a stereotypical detective cloak} "Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Big Foot."
{Danny is bringing a one year supply of paper towels into the 
basement. They start to fall out of the box.} Danny: HOLY FUCK!!!. Shit
Danny: Fuck! fuck fuck fuck fuck (glass shatters) Danny: FUUUUCK!
Danny: Turn that shit down! PIISSSS! (neckbrace detaches) Oh, shit! Damn it!
Danny's son: Eww what's that smell
Danny: Frank shit his wheelchair
== Trivia ==
* Tourettes Guy is one of the most popular internet people in the world as well as one of the funniest.
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