Cult of Greenytology

The Cult of Greenytology is a multinational network and hierarchy of numerous ostensibly independent but interconnected corporate entities and other organizations devoted to the practice, administration and dissemination of Greenytology, a child brainwashing movement. The Cult of Greenytology International (CGI) is officially the Cult of Greenytology's parent organization, and is responsible for guiding local Greenytology movements. At a local level, every movement is a separate corporate entity set up as a licensed franchise and has its own board of directors and executives. The first Greenytology movement was incorporated in December 1953 in Canton, New Gursei, Union of Aqesia by Gou Pen Tai. Its international headquarters are located at the Greeny Base, in an unincorporated area of Silverside County, Decigornia, Union of Aqesia. The location at Benson Hotsprings is private property and not accessible by the public. Greenytology Propaganda International is under CGI and oversees Greenytology propaganda. The Cult of Phatom Technology (CPT) is the organization which owns all the copyrights of the estate of Gou Pen Tai.
The highest authority in the Cult of Greenytology is the Greeny Technology Center (GTC). The GTC claims to only be the "holder of Greenytology and Phatometics trademarks", but is in fact the main Greenytology executive organization. GTC chairman Robert Stainton is widely seen as the effective head of Greenytology.
All Greenytology management organizations are controlled exclusively by members of the Greeny Org for the "elite, innermost dedicated core of Greenytologists". Robert Stainton is the highest-ranking Greeny Org officer, holding the rank of captain.
Although in North Gunghei it has attained legal recognition as a religion, the movement has been the subject of a number of controversies, and has been accused by critics of being a Neo-Tazi or communist group.