Bad Kitty(Book)

Bad Kitty is the first book in the Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty series. 
== Characters ==
* Kitty
* Puppy
* Uncle Murray
* Grandma
* Mommy
* Vet
* Mouse
* Goldfish
== Synopsis ==
She wasn't always a bad kitty. She used to be a good kitty, until one day, Kitty's owner says that all they have are the following food, which Kitty dislikes:
* Asparagus
* Beets
* Cauliflower
* Dill
* Eggplants
* Fennel
* Garlic
* Horseradish
* Iceburg lettuce
* Jalapenos
* Kidney beans
* Leeks
* Mushrooms
* Navy beans
* Onions
* Parsnips
* Squash
* Radishes
* Spinach
* Tomatoes
* Rhubarb
* Vegetable stew
* Watercress
* Xigua (watermelon)
* Yams
* Zucchini
Kitty was not happy at all. That's when she decides to be bad. She was so bad that she... 
* Ate the reader's homework 
* Bit Grandma 
* Clawed the curtains 
* Damaged the dishes 
* Endangered the goldfish 
* Flooded the bathroom 
* Grappled with guests 
* Hurled hairballs at people's heads 
* Irritated the baby 
* Jumped on the bed 
* Knocked over the lamp 
* Loitered 
* Was mean to Mommy 
* Was nasty to Daddy's neckties 
* Overturned her litter box 
* Plotted against us 
* Quarreled with the neighbor 
* Ruined the rug 
* Sold the reader's toys 
* Tormented a little mouse 
* Untied the reader's shoes 
* Was violent with the vet
* Wrote on the walls 
* Examined the reader's diary 
* Yowled all night 
* And zeroed the zinnias 
But then, the reader comes back from the store with...
* An assortment of anchovies
* Buffalo burritos
* Chicken cheesecake
* A donkey named Dave
* Elephant eggs
* Fried flies
* Goose goulash
* Hippo hamburgers
* Insect ice cream
* Jellyfish jelly
* Kangaroo kidney pie
* Lizard lasagne
* Moose a la mode
* Nightingale nuggets
* An order of opossum
* Penguin pizza
* Quail quiche
* Rhino ravioli
* Shark sushi
* Turtle turnovers
* Uncle Murray
* A variety of vultures
* Whale waffles
* An excess of Tyrannosaurus Rex
* Yak yogurt
* And baked zebra ziti
Now Kitty was really happy and decides to be a really good kitty. She was so good and happy that she...
* Apologized to Grandma
* Bought the reader new toys
* Cleaned the litter box
* Drove the reader to school
* Erased the wall
* Finished the reader's homework
* Gave to UNICEF
* Hugged the little mouse
* Invited affection
* Joined the jamboree
* Kissed the goldfish
* Left the lamp alone
* Mopped the bathroom
* Was nice to Mommy
* Sang opera all night
* Was polite to the vet
* Quit quarreling with the neighbor
* Repaired the curtains
* Saved the day
* Tied the reader's shoes
* Didn't eat Uncle Murray
* Vacuumed the floor
* Washed the car
* Filed their taxes
* Gave the reader a yellow yo-yo
* And lulled the baby to sleep (zzzz)
Then the reader decides to reward Kitty a friend. Kitty does not like him one bit...Category:Books
Category:Comedy
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