Shitterdweller Invasion of Slumland

The Shitterdweller Invasion of Slumland, also known as the Slumish-Shitterdweller War, began after the Slumish Army hosted a series of excersises near the Shitterdweller border. Taking this as a provocation, Shitterdwellen immediately declared war; 15,000 Shitterdweller soldiers crossing the border on 18 May 2024. After prolonged days of fighting, peace was mediated by Liberelia, who paid £500 million in damages to Slumland.
== Progression of the War ==
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 	Frontlines	Event Summary
May 17 	 	
* The Slumish Army begins military excersises, "preparing for something"
* Shitterdwellen declares war on Slumland, citing "provocation"
* Slumland lifts sanctions on the Cool Server
* Slumland introduces gerdism as its primary religion, enciting protests against the government.
May 18 	 	
* Shitterdwellen begins their offensive into with 15,000 Soldiers.
* The Gerdist Church donates £30 Million to Slumland
May 19 	 	
* Slumland begins to allow women aged 18-25 to serve in the armed forces.
* Peace talks between Big Billy and EmanuelOMN fail after Slumland refuses their demands of $400 Million and a puppet deal.
* Shitterdwellen attack Rodinya with a Liberelian LBR-1 Missile, taking 1,239 lives.
* Slumland reorganises its defense effort to prioritise its key points.
* Big Billy is assassinated by ChrisGuy during a negotiation meeting after being shot 7 times by Chris' agent.
* Slumland launches the "Slumland Counterattack", capitalising on disarray and disorganisation following Big Billy's death.
* Slumland opens an embassy in the Cool Server. 
* Ratty Rishi assumes leadership of Shitterdwellen
* Oqland is attacked with another LBR-1 Missile, leaving 15,28 dead.
May 19 	 	
* Slumland begins to allow women aged 18-25 to serve in the armed forces.
* Peace talks between Big Billy and EmanuelOMN fail after Slumland refuses their demands of $400 Million and a puppet deal.
* Shitterdwellen attack Rodinya with a Liberelian LBR-1 Missile, taking 1,239 lives.
* Slumland reorganises its defense effort to prioritise its key points.
* Big Billy is assassinated by ChrisGuy during a negotiation meeting after being shot 7 times by Chris' agent.
* Slumland launches the "Slumland Counterattack", capitalising on disarray and disorganisation following Big Billy's death.
* Slumland opens an embassy in the Cool Server. 
* Ratty Rishi assumes leadership of Shitterdwellen
* Oqland is attacked with another LBR-1 Missile, leaving 15,28 dead.
May 20 	 	
* A second round of negotiations between Shitterdwellen and Slumland fail, after Ratty Rishi firmly stated that he wouldn't leave without a puppet deal.
* EmanuelOMN introduces the "Kill a Shitter Program", rewarding it's citizens £60 for each Shitterdweller soldier they kill.
* Slumland finally introduces sanctions against Shitterdwellen.
* ChrisGuy orders the construction of a defensive wall around Rodania.
* Operation Obliteration: Rishi orders one final push towards Rodania, aiming to take the capital and force a surrender.
* Rodania is surrounded by Shitterdweller forces.
* EmanuelOMN flees to the Cool Server.
* Prime minister sillyscotsman of the Cool Server demands an immediate Shitterdweller-Slumland ceasefire, declaring that the Cool Server will intervene if this is not obeyed.
* Liberelia negotiates the Shitterdwellen-Slumland Peace Deal, ending the conflict.
May 20 	 	
* A second round of negotiations between Shitterdwellen and Slumland fail, after Ratty Rishi firmly stated that he wouldn't leave without a puppet deal.
* EmanuelOMN introduces the "Kill a Shitter Program", rewarding it's citizens £60 for each Shitterdweller soldier they kill.
* Slumland finally introduces sanctions against Shitterdwellen.
* ChrisGuy orders the construction of a defensive wall around Rodania.
* Operation Obliteration: Rishi orders one final push towards Rodania, aiming to take the capital and force a surrender.
* Rodania is surrounded by Shitterdweller forces.
* EmanuelOMN flees to the Cool Server.
* Prime minister sillyscotsman of the Cool Server demands an immediate Shitterdweller-Slumland ceasefire, declaring that the Cool Server will intervene if this is not obeyed.
* Liberelia negotiates the Shitterdwellen-Slumland Peace Deal, ending the conflict.
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