Hoopla's Suicide

Hoopla's Suicide is the fifteenth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
==Transcript==
WARNING: This short is horrific, like PG-13 Horrific. Just telling you that, But I will Be making Shows That are Nicer than this.
(The short begins with Hoopla walking down the beach, looking over the ocean.)
Hoopla: Boy, it’s a BEAUTIFUL day today! The ocean looks so good I could almost drink it all…
(When Hoopla walks past some people, they walk the other direction.)
Hoopla: Hm, that’s strange. Why are people leaving? Can’t they notice the perfect weather here?
(More people begin leaving)
Hoopla: Something’s afoot. Perhaps the case of the blues is spreading ‘round. Looks like it’ll be a job for ol’ Hoopla to solve! HEY EVERYONE! LET’S ALL HOOPLA TOGETHER! READY? HOOPLA!
(Everyone is dead silent)
Hoopla: Uhh…. Hoopla?
(No response)
Hoopla: Guys. C’mon. Let’s all… shout out some hooplas for this sunny day! Right?
(All the bystanders turn around to stare at Hoopla)
Bystander 1: BOO! YOU SUCK!
Bystander 2: SHUT UP HOOPLA!
Bystander 3: WE HATE YOU!
Bystander 4: GO TO HELL!
Hoopla: Why… why are you all so mean to me?
Bystander 5: You should die.
(Hoopla looks around at everyone. They all have hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. There is pure malice in their souls.)
Hoopla: I… I have to…
(Hoopla runs away)
LATER THAT NIGHT - HOOPLA’S BEDROOM. There is zero sound.
Hoopla is sitting on his bed, motionless. He sits there in silence for a good minute, only blinking. The wind flows through his windows…
The screen ever so slightly zooms into his face. Hoopla started to cry. As more time passed, his cries and the wind only grew louder.
THE SCREEN TWITCHES. FOR A SINGLE FRAME… SOMETHING HORRIFYING APPEARS… it was a still photo of a dead…
Hoopla looked right into the camera. There was blood pouring out of his eyes. It was hyper-hyper-realistic blood, pouring down with realistic motion-simulation physics. Hoopla was yelling at this point.
THE SCREEN TWITCHES AGAIN. ANOTHER FRAME OF THE PREVIOUS TERRIBLE IMAGE. It was a still photo of a dead… video game console. It was gray and blockish, with its edges rounded. There was an inscription on it…
Hoopla’s… noises were deeply loud. Tears and blood dripped down his face with no hesitation. Laughing could be heard in the background.
THE SCREEN TWITCHES ONE LAST TIME. A FINAL FRAME OF THE VOMIT-INDUCING IMAGE. There was an inscription on it…. four letters spelled out its name. OUYA. OUYA. OUYA….
Hoopla had a massive gun plopped in his massive mouth. A voice screamed. DO IT!
Hoopla begged into the darkness. Who was this figure? Then… he revealed himself.
You see… it’s Squidward… but as a ROBLOX character.
Hoopla. asks who they are, and they respond…
I AM SQUIDWARXXXX YOUR ALTER-EGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUIDWARXXXX TAKES OVER HOOPLAS BODY AND GOES OVER TO BOOPLA’S HOUSE.
bOOPLA: Who are you Monster?
I AM SQUIDWARXXXX and Kills him.
He then goes to Doclement’s house and shoots him and writes in red pen I AM SQUIDWARXXXX
He goes to Carl and Tony and Alpooh houses and kills them. 
IT IS NOW 4:20am. Hoopla looks into the mirror. SQUIDWARXXXX tells Hoopla he’s next. 
Hoopla: No! You’ll never win! I’m stronger than you!
SQUIDWARXXXX: I AM AFRAID YOU ARE MISTAKEN… I HAVE BROUGHT FRIEEEENDDSSSS
Suddenly, portals appear behind them. Out comes MURDERER SANDY. PSYCHO SPONGEBOB. POSSESSED NAT PETERSON. AND… THE CURSED OUYA!!!!!!
Hoopla: I thought you were dead… I saw split-second frames of your death. No one plays OUYA anymore!
OUYA: THAT’S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG. DON’T YOU KNOW THE LEGEND OF THE OUYA? I AM ALWAYS PLAYED WITH. SPONGEBOB PLAYED ME. NAT PETERSON PLAYED ME. NOW… YOU WILL TOO.
Hoopla: NOOOOO!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Sandy: Don’t know you what happen at every 4;20am?
SpongeBob: Scary stuff.
Nat Peterson: Revenge happens.
OUYA: THE TALE IS SIMPLE.
French narrator: Every night in Bikini Bottom at 4:20am scary stuff happens.
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French narrator: Yes even scarier than that.
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French narrator: Even scarier than that. The movie you're about to see may scare you, so good luck watching it. 
[the title card for the movie appears, and 4:20am by lil spongebot plays]
HOOPLA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OUYA: AND NOW… YOU WILL DIE.
Hoopla becomes possessed by the demons. He took off his dirty socks, blended them with cardboard and lava, and put it in the soup. He took the blueprint, put worms on it, put it in the trash, and put it into the soup. Next, He cut off his arm, put it in grass, spat on it, and put in the soup. The soup was done. He brought the soup home, and ate it whole. He turned Red, and got 4 eyes. Hoopla was now Redoopla.
(Hoopla dies)
Realistic blood and brain matter splatters all over the camera (Credits roll)
This IS tHe ReAL STORyyyy of SQUIDWArxxxxx!
Mr. CrazySponge is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I’m sorry I stayed.
I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can’t prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.
I would like to thank SpongeBot Entertainment for letting me steal lines from the awesome 4:20am.
Unhappy April Fools to this ScumBob short.
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