Vance Major Pain

Vance Major Pain is a hack that has made way too many Trek fan films. He has appeared in roughly 2000+ fan films all of them as Erick Mynards, a non-interesting character. Apparently, people aren't sick of this guy yet...
His fan films are bottom of the barrel, extremely difficult to follow and often deal with him sitting at a desk corresponding with cosplayers. He has a knack of sabotaging other people's fan films as well, with his distinctive low quality.
He prides himself for making a colossal number of fan films. But what is a fan film? Is it 3 minutes long, shot on your phone, improvised on the spot? If so than the definition of fan film is very loose and should probably be changed. He also thinks making a home movie while wearing a Star Trek uniform qualifies as a fan film.
He could be considered a revolutionary, as he challenges even the concept of what a fan film is. Is it a home movie, a recorded Skype call with cosplayers? He begs us to remake the definition of fan film, just so we can't say "this guy Vance Major Pain makes fan films."
He has a lot of heart though and I guess he is one of those guys that keeps doing something, presumably forever, until he gets good at it. Or in his case, until he makes something watchable.
His """"""""production company"""""""" is called No Budget Productions aka. No Shit Productions.
Category:Humans and genetically engineered humans
Category:Hacks