If Dragons Played Baseball

Hello! It's Starwatcher, attempting humor! This'll be a wreck! 
(and now it's Starwatcher like way later, face-palming (er, face-taloning) at my idea of content) 
So the Wings of Fire characters want to play baseball. Except one thing's missing: How exactly do you play baseball?
==The Teams==
NightWings: The Ravens
RainWings: The Raspberries
SeaWings: The Sharks
MudWings: The Mosquitoes
IceWings: The Seals
SandWings: The Cacti
SkyWings: The Eagles
Hybrids: The Hybrids
Announcer: Starwatcher herself!
(Let me know who you want to see playing who!)
==Game #1- Raspberries vs. Sharks==
Starwatcher: Hello everyone, are we ready for the big game?
Audience: //weak cheering//
Starwatcher: Great! Now will our players please step up?
Kinkajou: //grabs bat upside down// I'm SO gonna beat you!
Tsunami: //takes position as catcher and rolls eyes// Sure, whatever you say.
Kinkajou: Really? Well in that case, I'd like a soda pop, some chips, a mango......
Anemone: //gets ready to pitch//
Starwatcher: Let the game begin!
Anemone: //throws coconut//
Kinkajou: //Misses// Awww, Anemone OBVIOUSLY did that on purpose, I mean, it's just her style, and-
Tsunami: AAAAAAHHHHH! THREE MOONS! OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
Starwatcher: Well, folks, we are taking a short break to heal Tsunami's face. Lesson learned: COCONUTS ARE HARD.
Kinkajou: AND SO IS TSUNAMI'S HEAD.
Riptide: //rushes in and loads Tsunami on a stretcher// Don't worry my love! You will not die on me!
Tsunami: You will PAY Anemone!
Starwatcher: Hey, yeah, why did you throw a coconut, Anemone?
Anemone: //shrugs// There were no more balls. Jambu ate them all.
Kinkajou: //groans// I TOLD him, he wasn't supposed to eat the baseballs, he was supposed to eat the other team's bats! What's the point of sabotage if......
//realizes she's on television//
//slowly backs away//         
Um, I think I left my oven on...                     
//leaves the stadium//
Starwatcher: Well, anyways, next up at bat is Tamarin!
Tamarin: //Grabs bat and steps up//
Anemone: //Twirling imaginary hair around talon// Hiiii, Tamarin!
Tamarin: //faces Shark// Hi Anemone.
Shark: Hmmmph
Starwatcher: Uhhhhhhh anyways, Tamarin at bat, aaaaaand STRIKE ONE!
Tamarin: //misses three times//
Anemone: It's not fair that she should be out, she's blind!
Starwatcher: Sorry, rules are rules!
Anemone: NO! I won't play otherwise!
Starwatcher: I'm sorry, Anemone, but-
Anemone: Then you leave me no choice. 
//In big, booming voice// I ENCHANT YOU TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND
Starwatcher: Yes Anemone.
Turtle:  Anemone, please!
Anemone: //snorts// Not this again.
Starwatcher: //snorts// Not this again
Anemone: Hey, shut up.
Queen Coral: Language, missy!
Starwatcher: //shuts up//
Anemone: Sooooo now what?
Turtle: //shrugs// You're the one in charge of the announcer.
Anemone: Good point. Starwatcher, finish the game. Then get me some soda in a teacup, I am parched.
Starwatcher: //in robotic voice// Alright folks. That will about wrap it up. Thank you for coming to our big game. Make sure to like, comment and subscribe. Turtle is the best dragon ever.
//blinks// Whoa, what happened?
Anemone: Wait, she's no longer in my command! Who could have done.....                     
TURTLE!!!!!!!!
End of Game #1
==Game #2- Ravens vs. Seals==
Starwatcher: Hello, every dragon, and welcome to the Phyrria Stadium! Thank you all for coming!
Qibli (from audience): We didn't come, you dragged us here against our will.
Starwatcher: That's beside the point. Today we have the Ravens...
Audience: WHOOHOOOO GO RAVENS YEAH WHOHO YAY WHOOOOOO!!
Starwatcher: and the Seals!
Audience: //grumbles//
Starwatcher: We have Winter at bat, Moon as catcher, and Peacemaker as pitcher!
Winter: //sweeps imaginary hair out of eyes// Hello Moonwatcher.
Moon: Um, Winter, we're start-
Winter: Shhhh. Let love speak for itself. You know you like me better than Qibli.
Moon: Winter, we're start-
Winter: I love you, Moo-
Moon: DUCK!
Thrush (from audience): FOR THE LAST TIME, DUCK IS MY FATHER'S NAME, NOT MINE
Winter: Nothing happened
Moon: Really? Because a baseball just hit you in the head
Qibli (from audience): Ha! His skull is as thick as it looks!
Winter: Can we finish this please?
Starwatcher: Alright, strike one! Peacemaker's getting ready, and here comes the pitch!
Winter: //hits ball so hard the bat breaks// Whoops...
Starwatcher: //follows ball with eyes// Whoah, whoah, aaaaand.....
Feirceclaws: HA! I GOT IT! TAKE THAT, ICEWINGS!
Starwatcher: It looks like Winter's ball has been caught! One out!
Hailstorm: //steps up to home// I'll never make that mistake. Watch me shame you, worthless brother.
Winter: Man, he's been obnoxious lately
Qibli(fa): Wow, look who's talking
Winter: Oh, you shut up
Tundra: Language, mister!
Starwatcher: Now, for our halftime show!
Peacemaker: Hailstorm Hailstorm Hailstorm Pies!
Audience: //cheers//
Starwatcher: Thank you for coming to our halftime show
Qibli(fa): Why so short?
Starwatcher: //shrugs// Budget cuts. And besides, why are you interrupting me again?
Qibli(fa): This game is going nowhere
Starwatcher: Agreed
Audience: //cheers//
Starwatcher: What'd I miss?
Thomas Jefferson: Hey, that's my line!
Qibli: Hailstorm and Lynx both got out, and Mightyclaws just scored a home run.
Starwatcher: Oh. Cool.
Qibli: Yup.
Starwatcher: I'm going to end this here.
Qibli: Why?
Starwatcher: I told you. Budget cuts.
Qibli: Ah.
Starwatcher: Thank you for joining! Congratulations to the Ravens!
End of Game #2
== Game #3- Mosquitoes vs. Eagles ==
Starwatcher: Hello there, dragons and dragonets! Welcome back to to the Pyrrhia Stadium! It's been a while, but we're picking up where we left off!
Audience: //cricket noises//
Starwatcher: Great! It's time we introduce our teams- please welcome, //drumrolls on microphone// The Mosquitoes!
//Clay runs in, followed by Cattail and all his siblings//
//But not Crane//
//Crane is dead//
Audience: //cheering//
Starwatcher: And the opposing team, the Eagles!
Audience and Mosquitoes: //Confused murmuring//
Clay: Um, wasn't it supposed to be the Cacti?
Starwatcher: //blinks//
//takes out planner//
Starwatcher: oh. yes. 
Starwatcher: Never mind that. Please welcome the Eagles!
(WIP)
{Hey! I'm accepting hybrid OCs for the next game! As soon as I get four I'll make the next one!}
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