Chris Chan

Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christopher Weston Chandler and later Christian Weston Chandler), best known as Chris-Chan and by the initials "CWC", as well as "Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu"https://web.archive.org/web/20220830140546/https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu, is an American Internet personality, webcomic creator, musicianhttps://rateyourmusic.com/artist/chris-chan, former prostitutehttps://web.archive.org/web/20220604195836/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Stephanie_Bustcakes, cult leader, sex offender and (alleged) literal motherfuckerhttps://www.insider.com/chris-chan-mom-arrested-incest-charge-over-leaked-audio-2021-8.
Chris Chan appears as a character in SB: Dimensions, SBFW: THREE'S A CROWD, and the Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe, appearing as a major antagonist in The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie and a recurring character in the series Chicken Peter, as well as a cameo in The SuperSpongeLogan Movie!.
Additionally, a Mii incarnation of Chris Chan appears in the series It's a Tomodachi Life. Another incarnation of Chris Chan, a hybrid of Chris and fellow sex offender Ken Stringfellow known as "Ken Chan", appears in the series Staying with the Stringfellows.
== Biography ==
Chris has had an internet presence since the early 2000s, and her exploitation by s has led her to have been referred to as the most documented figure in recent historyhttps://incomeartist.com/who-is-the-most-documented-person-in-history/. All of "Christory"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christory (as fans, or "Christorians"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christorian, call it) is documented on a website known as the CWCki, and in a long-running "comprehensive documentary" created and narrated by user Geno Samuel. The documentary series features over 60 episodes and counting, with episodes lasting for 40 minutes on average.
Chris possesses the ability to "curse-ye-ha-me-ha" people, an ability pretty much identical to the Kamehameha attack from the Dragon Ball franchise. How Chris gained this power is unknown. Regardless, Chris can technically be referred to as a alongside other Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe characters PenisMan and Super Potato.
=== Early Life ===
Christopher Weston Chandler was born in on February 24, 1982, to her parents Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr. and Barbara Ann Chandler (née Weston, formerly Yeats and then Smithey). Bob was an electrical engineer while Barbara worked as a secretary for a power company. Chris was raised in , for most of the her life.
Chris claims that her first word was "monkey", which she supposedly spoke when she was just six weeks old. In actuality, it is impossible for any human child to develop vocal capabilities and that age. Chris was actually non-verbal until she was seven years old, around which time she was diagnosed with what was then perceived as "high-functioning" autism. Doctors predicted Chris would never be able to make it to high school, let alone write her own name. However, Chris would indeed later go on to meet these milestones.
=== Sonichu ===
On March 17, 2000, for whatever reason Chris wanted to feature the characters Sonic the Hedgehog and on the cover of a CD she was assigned to create as part of a school project. However, she was informed that this would supposedly not be legally possible due to both Sonic and Pikachu being copyrighted material. Because of this, Chris had the genius idea to combine the two characters together to create her magnum opus: Sonichu the "electric hedgehog Pokémon" (not to be confused with Jigglypario). Sonichu would later go on to become the star of his very own crudely drawn comic book series of the same name. The first issue (titled issue #0 for unknown reasons) was published on March 24, 2005. The series is ongoing to this day, although issues are not released on a consistent schedule, with it usually taking several years for a new comic to come out.
Chris would also venture into the music industry with her band "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys", featuring herself and several characters from the Sonichu comic as bandmates. The band would release the critically acclaimed and chart-topping albums Christian & the Hedgehog Boys and Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! in 2005 and 2009 respectively. Both albums are entirely comprised of Chris singing over already existing songs.
Her Sonichu comics and music would quickly attract the attention of internet trolls would would ridicule Chris for her crude drawings and laziness, as well as her blatant misogyny, homophobia, refusal to seek employment, etc. Whilst some trolls attempted to help Chris, most cruelly harassed her and massively deteriorated her already depleting mental healthhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220604195511/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Therapeutic_Docket. 
Chris has willingly and consciously doxxed herself on multiple occasionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk.
=== Personal Life ===
Up until her eventual incarceration in his late-thirties, Chris lived with her parents. Outside selling Sonichu merchandise on , Chris has only worked one job in his life. She briefly worked at the fast-food chain in 2001 before she was eventually fired for causing a child to cry during her shifthttps://web.archive.org/web/20220711141814/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Wendy%27s#Dismissal.
In December, 1992, Chris met a talking bear at Regency Square, Virginia, at a Christmas event. When the bear asked Chris' name, the bear misheard and began referring to Christopher as "Christian". Chris took this as a sign from God that this should be her name, and so she convinced her father to have it legally changed when she was ten years oldhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220112011415/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Leonard_Bearsteinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxIdYRV2yIY.
In April, 2012, Chris lost her virginity to a prostitutehttps://meaww.com/chris-chan-raped-mother-dementia-virgin-prostitute-mia-hamm-sex-details, despite prostitution being illegal in Virginia. Chris paid $150 to the woman known only as "Mia Hamm". 
Chris identifies as a transgender lesbian. Although there is evidence to suggest that Chris only transitioned in an attempt to seduce lesbianshttps://meaww.com/chris-chan-became-transwoman-to-seduce-lesbians-old-emails-claim-sonichu-rape-544243, this page uses she/her pronouns for the sake of consistency. Chris would later legally change her name once again in 2016 to "Christine" as a result of her change in gender (though she still uses the gender-neutral "Chris" for short).
Chris was a follower of Christianity up until 2017https://web.archive.org/web/20220617193647/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion, when she was manipulated by trolls into religiously following and believing in the lore of the video game series Hyperdimension Neptunia.
=== Incarceration ===
On August 1, 2021, Chris was arrested for having sex with her motherhttps://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8. This act is not only considered incest, but also rape as Barbara is unable to consent due to her age. While in jail, Chris would send various letters and phone calls to fans where she would develop a and declare herself the second coming of Jesus Christhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220711141751/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Messiah_complex, warning of the apparently incoming Judgment Day.
The events of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie in late-2022 feature Chris temporarily escaping jail.
Chris Chan was officially released from jail on March 27, 2023.
== Appearance ==
Chris is an overweight white human with long black hair. Chris has blue eyes, although claims she has heterochromia and that one of them is green. In The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie, Chris is described as more obese than Daddy Pig (who is famously bullied and harassed for his size, so that's saying a lot).
Chris is usually seen wearing a medallion based on Sonichu's face she made out of Model Magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9-1OfYi-Q: modelling clay marketed towards children.
Before her transition, Chris could usually be seen sporting her signature polo shirt with red and blue stripes.
As a child, Chris greatly resembled Norbert.
Norbertirl.jpg|Chris Chan as a child
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The CWCki also describes Chris as resembling .
== Appearances ==
=== SBFW: THREE'S A CROWD ===
Chris appears in the episode True and Honest Deathbattle (An Enemies to Reveal Lovers Story), the first part of the title being in reference to a "CWC-ism". In the episode, Chris gets trapped in a broken elevator alongside fellow musician and sex offender Ken Stringfellow, as well as fellow musician . Chris vomits upon hearing Cuomo play his song Pink Triangle and the episode abruptly ends.
=== Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe ===
Chris is seen in prison in a cameo role in the movie The SuperSpongeLogan Movie!, which takes place in 2022. 
Chris' next chronological appearance is as a major antagonist-turned-protagonist in The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie, which takes place in December, 2022. There is a heavy subplot involving her escape from jail due to her perceiving the 2022 Suzy Sheep Crisis as the start of the prophesized dimensional merge. Consequently, she seeks down SpongeBob and Daddy Pig who seek to end the apocalypse. During her journey, she briefly teams up with fellow sex offender Erwin Sikowitz and ends up murdering Scott the Woz (though he is later revived by Elmo 5's magic autism ice cream powers).
By the end of the movie, SpongeBob convinces Chris Chan to join their side and help defeat the ghost of Suzy Sheep who has began a rampage across Bikini Bottom and Peppa Pig World. Chris Chan is once again arrested by a group of men in pickle costumes when the apocalypse ends before the credits roll.
Chris Chan's story then closely mirrors Chris' story in the real world, with Chris being released from jail in March, 2023.
At some point in September, 2023, Chris is kicked out of Chris' house by Barbara, presumably having been living with her again since being released. Chris Chan then leaves Ruckersville and becomes a paid roommate to boyfriends Chicken Peter and THE MONKEY in the series Chicken Peter. The two are unaware of Chris' history.
=== Hoopla's Fantastic Beach ===
While Chris herself does not appear, the episode Love Quest features various implied references to Chris Chan, with the title itself being a "CWC-ism".
=== It's a Tomodachi Life ===
Main article: Chris Chan/Mii
A Chris Chan Mii appears as a character in the series It's a Tomodachi Life, which chronicles a playthrough of the life simulator video game . She debuts in the first episode: A True and Honest Debut.
=== SB: Dimensions / The AxZos Cosmology ===
Chris Chan first makes his appearance in Season 4 of SpongeBob Dimensions existing in a version of our world dubbed Meme World. He is later seen wearing clothes that are similar to the clothes that Magus from Chrono Trigger wore during the time when he was a prophet. Wearing a blue hooded outfit, he keeps his Sonichu medallion with him at all times. Once a meets one of his idols, Eric Cartman, he decides to convince Cartman to change his last name to Chandler in order to join his nonsensical empty club of people named Cartman that exist within the multiverse which then gets rebranded to Club Chandler. Cartman then promises to help him complete his love quest in exchange for Cartman to fulfill and hijack the Order of AxZos's plans to bring the Dimensional Merge to life using a Lavos inspired lovecraftian horror named AxZoss that Chris Chan's arch nemesis Liquid Chris had dubbed SCP-001. Chris Chan on the other hand was labeled as a Euclid Class Anomaly by the SCP Foundation and with the help of Eric Cartman has escaped Foundation Containment.
=== The Mr. Rabs Show ===
Chris Chan appears as a worker at the awards venue. Whilst on stage, Then bends yells at her for forgetting to bring him his card.
== Discography ==
=== Christian and the Hedgehog Boys ===
Album Title 	Artist 	Year
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys 	Christian and the Hedgehog Boys	2003
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!	Christian and the Hedgehog Boys	2009
=== Solo Career ===
Single Title 	Artist 	Year
Holding Out For a Hero (Bonnie Tyler cover)	Chris Chan	2009
Boyfriend (Avril Lavigne cover) 	Chris Chan	2009
== Quotes / "CWC-ism"s ==
== Trivia ==
*Chris claims to be a descendant of https://web.archive.org/web/20220604174738/https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Anne_Boleyn, though there is no evidence to prove this.
*Chris has had sexual intercourse with a games consolehttps://archive.org/details/Vidbit-NtI9Ug3x5H.
*Chris used to drink her own semen by mixing it with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKFiAcOgeW0. She did this because she thought of it as "recycling", and that it would mean she wouldn't lose any potential unborn childrenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF72F3p1mD4.
*Chris is a masochist and likes to spank herself.
*Chris used to wear adult diapers due to her tendency to soil herself.
*In the files of SPGD2, a fully coded Boss Fight for Chris Chan can be found that is not included in the game itself. This fight was likely scrapped following the "Big Oopsie" of 2001.
== Gallery ==
=== Pre-Transition ===
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=== Post-Transition ===
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=== GIFs ===
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=== Fan Works ===
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Chris_Chan_From_Family_Guy.webp|Chris in the art style
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