Squidward Tentacles' house

Squidward's House is the location in which Squidward lives.
==Description==
===Alive-ability===
Squidward's house is known to be alive, but it has limited willpower due to Squidward owning the house. It is believed that the people who made the place wanted to add a bullet point, so they somehow made it alive. Record show that they might of stole from local tribes to get their hands on some paperworks containing instructions on magic.
===Exterior===
===Rooms===
It is agreed that Squidward has a living room and stairs to a second floor with his trusty clarinet and his 506 paintings of himself that can sell upwards of 20$. There is also a bedroom he sleeps in. What is not known is the true placement of his rooms. Squidward's house once in a while decides it’s time to move, create, or destroy rooms. It is believed that the rooms are in a quantum superposition, but it can't be fully studied without stalking or being a nice guy to a jerk and evicting - not lack of trying though.
====Attempts====
From a government document leak.
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Any sharing of this document will lead to a PR Nightmare, so duplication of this File is monitored.
Plan #1: Bankrupt him with an expensive program security.
Result: Program security malfunctions, Squidward's house gains willpower and limbs, take out his anger on Squidward and Bikini Bottom, and a military response was required.
Plan #2: Get Squidward out with force from a made-up authority.
Result: Patrick was chosen for his stupidity - he was more immature then expected. When gaining king status, he on both sides of his orders' results annoyed everyone and cost many people their time, money, and self-worth. When getting to the house, he uses excessive force to the target object by a cane and even worse, he got dethroned.
Plan #3: Send a rover in. 
Result: When the rover was deployed by a local bus driver (with a strangely big female starfish), it hid until Squidward was out of his window distracted. After advancing a few meters, a huge conflict broke up - kicking up a lot of sand. This short circuited the rover, destroying its motor.┼ Wreckage of the rover was found with a destroyed bulldozer that was probably thrown from a long distance way.
┼: The camera was still working and due to the high quality of the casing, it captured huge parts of the said conflict. An investigation is currently being preformed.
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==Trivia==
*Squidward's house has an account at this very wiki, but communication with him is pretty hard and limited. The first attempt was unsuccessful and even with his 'way of speaking' in this attempt, it wasn't a good translation for what was on his mind, like if he had any ideas for joining any other wikis.
==Also See==
*Squidward's House: THE SERIES!!!
*User:Squidward House
*Squidward's House (TAWoS)
==Gallery==
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