Can't Take this Seat from Me

So, it turns out, if you 'create a new page' with something like Firefly: [page name] you create a new page on that wiki so instead I'm being very witty :D
FEBRUARY
Firefly
February 2022
Sydney, NSW, Australia
Pietr's in the Rec room on an easy chair writing email when a shadow falls across him. He looks up, smiles.
Jackson asks, "You 'n Rapunzel doing anything tonight?"
Pietr shakes his head.
"A bunch of us 'r watching /Firefly in the Rangers' lounge if you wanna come."
-Great, thanks! What ur intentions w/r/t Chuck?-
"Wha—I—She's, uh, cool. You can bring Chuckles, too, if you want."
Pietr beams, hops to his feet, hugs Jackson, and—
Ata pokes her head in the door. "Did someone say 'cultural appropriation'?"
"Arg!" Rama's been on the couch the whole time. "I was thinking of that Joss Whedon show with the spaceships."
"May we come?"
"Yea, sure," Jackson says casually.
"Shiny!"
Pietr grins, shoots out the door. 
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"Hey," greets Chuck, stepping into the lounge.
Jackson whips around. "Hey, Chuck."
"Rapunzel," nods Logan. "Where's yer shadow?"
"/Pietr said he'll be a few minutes. Waiting for the [Marshal] to finish with Ducky."
Jackson snorts. "That could take a while."
"No kidding." Chuck [nods at the couch. "What's that?"
"The officially licensed /Firefly and /Serenity artbook."
"You own the /Firefly art book."
"Was a gift.” Jackson shrugs.
Chuck's eyebrow says 'yeah, right.' But she picks up the book, sits, flips through.]
Jackson watches, smiles faintly.
Logan mimes gagging.
Jackson frowns, loads the disc into the player.
"We brought snacks!" calls Ata.
[Jackson dies a little bit inside.]
Rama follows, arms full of chip packets. He drops them on the table in front of the TV, keeping one.
"We hear there is a movie party tonight," says Kita Momoko. "May we join you?" She inclines her head toward her copilot.
Keiko waves.
"Sure. Yea, why not," shrugs Jackson.
"Getting awful crowded in yer lounge, ay, Jack?" whispers Logan as Jackson passes nearby.
Jackson glares.
Pietr bounces in and waves, Derek and Chuck trailing behind him.
"Look what the cat dragged in!" Logan hops up and ruffles Derek's hair.
Derek ducks, subtly puts Pietr between himself and his brother.
Chuck throws up his hands. "Of /course Chuckold gets the best seat. Can you /be any more——"
"'S'not my fault she got here first, Chuckles. If ye were smart enough t' stay outta trouble—"
"Oi! I was talkin' te the marshal about upgrades to /Striker, asswipe!"
"Any witnesses t' that, Shortstack?"
"Yea! This guy!" He jerks his thumb toward Pietr.
Pietr nods, crosses his heart.
Logan huffs, flops back into his chair.
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"Which character do you think I am?" asks Ata.
"What is this? Some sorta internet quiz?" grumbles Jackson.
"C'mon! It'll be fun!"
Jackson rolls his eyes and sighs. "Fine. Got no idea about you, but, Rapunzel, yer Zoe."
"Way to stereotype, Klingon. Equate the dark-skinned girls."
"That has nothing t'do with it!" he [yelps]. "It's a good match cuz you're both badass!"
Silence.
A chip packet crinkles.
More silence.
Chuck finds her voice. "Then yer /definitely Mal." She smirks. "The /old soldier."
Logan calls out "And damn awkward around wo--"
"Shut the fuck up, /Jayne, y'dumbass!"
Logan laughs. "Never claimed t'be otherwise! 'm /flattered! Means I get all the good lines!"
"Pietr's absolutely Wash," pipes Chuck.
Pietr cocks his head.
"Yer the goofball with the piloting skills. And you have toys in yer room."
.::They're gifts for my [children].::
"Still toys. An' I've seen you playing with 'em."
Pietr huffs.
"Y'know ... Wash 'n Zoe are married and you might as well be his second wife, Rapunzel." Logan smirks.
Pietr goes scarlet, flails a denial.
Chuck dives for Logan, trips over Jackson.
They crash to the floor.
Chuck scrambles free, elbowing Jackson in the gut on the way, and lunges for Logan again.
Pietr flies after her, grabs her by the collar, and pulls her back to the sofa.
Jackson scrapes himself off the rug and flops onto the cushions next to Chuck, scowling.
From Chuck's other side, Pietr snorts.
Jackson glares at him.
Pietr puts on an innocent face and focuses on the TV.
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[Ata and Rama squabble, Ata pushes Rama over the back of the couch. Jackson and Wash try to deal with a flailing, disoriented Rama who ends up sitting between them.]
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[Rama jumps onto the cushions playing keep-away with the last packet of chips. Ata dives and knocks him over.]
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Jackson settles back on the cough. 
--DonotkilltheKiwidonotkilltheKiwi--
Pietr! Asking if he's okay. 
"Why yes, I'm perfectly fine, why do you ask?"
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