Kramer

Kramer is a strange man. He has great vulnerability, a manchild crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. He is a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges. He's struggled, a man's struggle, to lift spirits. He is a loathsome, offensive brute, but people cant look away. He transcends time and space, but sickens people. He is loved by dusty old people. They made their decision, they want The Kramer.
In other interests, Kramer is the founder of Kramerica Industries, the inventor of several products used for 15 or maybe 20 minutes once in the 90s. He has been known to write things off. Kramer briefly worked for H&H bagels, but departed from the company following a strike, followed by a pipebomb attack on the company. Kramer is heavily suspected to be involved in the bombing, as is Gary Oldman, and the bomb was believed to be constructed using parts from the Squidward Community College.
Kramer faced his subsequent death after challenging Madcap to a fight in 1998, causing the end of Seinfeld.
==Kramerica Industries==
Kramer is a well known engineer and manufacturer, responsible for the founding of Kramerica Industries. Kramerica was well known for being run out of his apartment, mending chicken wire making singular inventions that weren't used by anybody, and Jerma985 briefly worked here, however quickly quit after being locked in a Farbman and attacked by Jerry with an axe.
==The Peterman Reality Tour==
Following several financial disasters, and killing several people, Kramer founded the Peterman Reality Tour. This was much to the confusion of literally everybody, who wondered why the hell he was Peterman now, of which the answer made no sense. The Peterman Reality Tour faced several issues before finally closing:
#Some guy puked on the floor of the bus, after begging Fake-Peterman to pull over because he was nauseous.
#In 1997 The Real Peterman sued for using his likeness and identify theft. Neither one of them understood anything about the legal system, and the lawsuit ended in a settlement with Yeesus repossessing the bus temporarily. To this day, in , Yeesus still owns the bus which is now a rotted, rusted mess. An unknown homeless man named Martha now lives in the bus.
#A scandal involving illegal disposal of trash, Kramer was found to be trafficking and dumping trashbags full of muffin tops
Following these incidents, Kramer was arrested.
==Involvement in Drug Trafficking & Death ==
Due to an unforeseen cash flow imbalance, caused by legal fees resulting from the Peterman vs Peterman Reality Tour Lawsuit, and bribing the Squidward Community College to remain quiet on bombing allegations, Kramer was forced into the drug trade. He brought the product in, Newman would deliver it on his mail route, and Mickey would cut the product. 
During this adventures into the fun of crack, Kramer bought a large quantity of Crack Cocaine on credit from Madcap in 1998. The deal took place at the Squidward Community College, with Madcap giving Kramer 3 weeks to pay back the remainder of the deal. Newman crashed the mail van on the way back, in Harlem, causing the drugs to be stolen and unable to pay back Madcap.
In a desperate attempt to gather money, Kramer took a comedy gig, at which point he was heckled and hurled racial remarks at the audience. Madcap met Kramer in the parking lot outside of the comedy club and beat him to death with his Pummeler in 1998.
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