Elmo vs Kermit: DA BATTLE

*This Is A Fanon Book.
Chapter 1
"Wahh, I'm walking around. I'm Kermit and I'm poopin on the ground. And also on Elmo cause he is sound asleep." "Hey, I'm awake. Wha you talking about?" "Such a beautiful day. Time to sing in the most heavy metal way [turns on heavy metal and blasts it in Elmo's ears]." 
KERMIT WON!
Chapter 2
"I'm a winner! I'm Kermit!" "WELL I'M THE REAL WINNER! I'M PRINCE BULLY [kicks Kermit]."
PRINCE BULLY WON!
Chapter 3
Elmo downloads Fandom. Gets blocked from every fandom for flaming:
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Elmo-Flames-Meme.jpg
Chapter 4
Kermit tries to clean:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/85/e5/1d85e5aeedc15171e6c1d461f0fa1cf9.jpg
Chapter 5
If nobody lives happily ever, I can't find any Prince Bully memes. BOOHOOHOOHOO.
"WAIT! IT'S NOT THE END YET! ELMO IS HAPPY!"
Chapter 6
Everybody:
https://images.thebrag.com/td/uploads/2021/02/rick-astley.jpg
Chapter 7:
And that's memes in a book.
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