Hei Ho, Let's Go

Hei Ho, Let's Go is the eleventh episode of .
==Story==
Leg 11 (Based off Leg 11 of The Amazing Race 19/24)
The race resumes at the .
Brittnee: "We've been given the chance to stay overnight in the Atomuim. So cool!"
Iconic: "How's that for a sleepover?"
Abe: "I'm gonna get all the rest I can get cause I have a feeling we're gonna need it."
Micky: "We're back in familiar territory in the final four but the race isn't over yet."
Jojo: "I wonder if they even know we're here?"
Asia: "We'll blindside them with our slayness. THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!"
Alex: "We finally won a leg and now we get to customize these cars."
Wilted: "Now that's a car. I'll be driving this baby with that million dollars!"
Alex & Wilted will depart 1st.
Route Info: Teams must dress up as the detective characters from comics, then figure out one of the three names ("", "Dupond and Dupont", or "Johnson and Johnston") by which the characters are known in . They must then make their way to the mural depicted in a provided photo, located at Rue de l'Étuve, where they would find a man dressed as . Teams must tell him the names of the characters both they and the man were dressed as, as well as the occupations of their characters, to receive their next clue.
Alex: "We've got one more leg to go before the final. We're not working with anyone and no one is working with us."
Wilted: "Just the way it should be. We work best alone. We're been holding out on the viewers until now. Get ready to see us dominate like before!"
(cf) Wilted: "I've been trying to stay calmer for the last couples of legs. I made mistakes early on with Alex but we're still here."
Micky & Abe depart 2nd.
Abe: "Our goal today is get past whatever this leg throws at us."
Micky: "We've survived several shots at us so there's no excuse for not winning now."
Wilted: "Excuse me. Do you know comics? Do you know who this is?"
Local: "It's Tintin."
Wilted: "And who are we?"
Local: "I don't know."
Alex: "So it's Tintin but we don't know who we are."
Wilted: "Maybe it's just Alex & Wilted."
Alex: "Someone in the comic dummy!"
Wilted: "Don't get smart now!"
Abe: "I like the sound of that."
Wilted: "Shut up!"
Micky: "Keep at it. You're entertaining us."
Alex: "You want good tv? Get lost before you get it!"
Abe: "I'm not scared of Sabrina imitators."
Micky: "Who are we?"
Local: "Thomson and Thompson."
Abe: "So we know the comic but we need a cab who knows this place."
Iconic & Brittnee depart 3rd.
Brittnee: "We've been the team flying under the radar. Through all the uturns and alliance chaos, we've positioned ourselves well."
Iconic: "Now we have to do what we do and slay these next challenges."
Brittnee: "Ew, we have to be men."
Iconic: "Why wouldn't they make us? Reality television hates women."
Alex: "Do you know who we are and what we do?"
Local: "Dupond and Dupont."
Wilted: "Got it. Now where is Rue de l'Étuve?"
Abe: "Here's a cab."
Iconic: "Ghost Town is leaving."
Micky: "I saw Iconic & Brittnee. We still don't know who the fourth team is."
Alex: "Taxi!"
Wilted: "Maybe we've seen the last of Asia & Jojo. Maybe everything is right in the world."
Alex: "Don't say it!"
Asia & Jojo depart Last.
Asia: "We're going to win that title and make those fools boo louder than before!"
Jojo: "We're getting this show canceled after we win!"
Abe: "Here it is."
Micky: "We are Thomson and Thompson and you are Tintin."
Tintin: "..."
Abe: "Did we get it?"
Tintin: "No."
Micky: "What?!"
Abe: "Wait, it says we need their occupation too. I have not idea what it is."
Wilted: "We are Dupond and Dupont, we are detectives and you are Tintin."
Tintin: "Correct."
Alex: "Yes!"
Alex & Wilted finish currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , , . Upon arrival, teams must drive themselves to Stadium in . where they would find their next clue.
Wilted: "Great. Micky's gonna have home field advantage."
Iconic: "So we're Johnson and Johnston?"
Local: "Yes."
Brittnee: "Thank you."
Asia: "I heard them say Johnson and Johnston."
(cf) Jojo: "Iconic & Brittnee didn't see us and we overheard that entire conversation with that local."
Asia: "TAXI!"
Abe: "And we're detectives?"
Local: "Yes."
Micky: "We should've known."
Abe: "We are Thomson and Thompson, we are detectives, and you are Tintin."
Tintin: "Correct."
Micky & Abe finish currently in 2nd place.
Abe: "There we got it that time. We need to be more careful with clue reading this late in the game."
Iconic: "We are Johnson and Johnston, detectives, you are Tintin."
Tintin: "Correct."
Brittnee: "Yes!"
Iconic & Brittnee finish currently in 3rd place.
Iconic: "Off to the airport."
Jojo: "We're Johnson and Johnston, we are detectives, you are Tintin, and we SLAY!"
Tintin: "Correct."
Asia & Jojo finish currently in Last place.
Alex: "We are at the airport. It looks like we're all on the same flight which sucks."
Micky: "We still don't know who the last team is."
Iconic: "I am breathing in and out hoping it is not Asia & Jo-"
Asia: "HAHAH! WE'RE STILL HERE!"
Alex: "NOO! EVERYTIME!"
Micky: "You're entrances are as old as ever."
Asia: "You're partner is as old as ever!"
Abe: "Hey!"
Jojo: "We're awesome every time"
Iconic: "Says the two flops who got saved by the only two non elims of the season."
Brittnee: "Soooo grand champion title worthy."
Asia: "I know we are."
Alex: "EVERYONE HATES YOU! GO HOME!"
Asia: "GO HOME YOURSELF! GO BACK TO FLIPPING BURGERS!"
Wilted: "Go back to plastic surgery!"
Asia: "GO HOME!"
(cf) Micky: "It does not matter what we do, we can't get these pests out of here. And they always find a way to start stupid drama. AND WE'RE ALWAYS DUMB ENOUGH TO ENGAGE!"
Jojo: "Our flights leaving now. Bye bye losers!"
Alex: "No it is not. We're not leaving for another thirty minutes."
Asia: "You're on a later flight! HAHAHAHA!"
Iconic: "What?! HOW?!"
Wilted: "They got an earlier flight somehow!"
(cf) Asia: "I made out with the ticket person and he gave us free first class tickets on a flight arriving 30 minutes earlier. Works everytime HEHEHE!"
Abe: "I can't believe that. How did they do that?"
Brittnee: "Cause they're the luckiest team in the history of the race..."
Flight 1: Asia & Jojo
Flight 2: Alex & Wilted, Micky & Abe, Iconic & Brittnee.
Flights leave.
Flight 1 lands.
Jojo: "I see the cars."
Asia: "We're getting that first place!"
Jojo: "We are heading to Liverpool."
Asia: "Where we will chop the other team's livers!"
(cf) Jojo: "We felt great about having this lead. We will use this to get to that final leg!"
Flight 2 lands.
Alex: "Where's short term parking?"
Micky: "I see all car parking."
Brittnee: "Over there!"
Micky: "And we're off."
(cf) Micky: "We tried to leave the other teams in the dust so they couldn't follow us. Usually Abe is the navigator but today we've switched since I'm from here."
Abe: "Alright, lead the way."
Wilted: "This is a little different driving on the left side but nothing we're not used to."
Alex: "We are champions after all."
Iconic: "We're on the road. Sliding under the radar. We never got uturned once so we managed our threat level quite well."
Brittnee: "This would be huge. The I made the previous two finals so this would make it three in a row. No one could do it before so I will!"
Asia: "MOVE KAREN! GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
Jojo: "We're stuck in traffic."
Asia: "JOJO! GET US OFF THIS ROAD!"
Jojo: "I can pretty soon if this fat ever moves."
Iconic: "There was an accident on the other road so we're taking a country route."
Brittnee: "If only it were light out so we could see the country side."
Alex: "I feel like we're going the wrong way."
Wilted: "We're just about to hit a traffic jam. Should I turn?"
Alex: "Well, duh!"
Wilted: "As long as you know where we are on the map."
Abe: "We're taking a different freeway thanks to an accident."
Micky: "I still know where we're going so that didn't set us back too much."
Jojo: "Right here. Turn here."
Asia: "BYE WRECKING LOSERS! I HOPE YOU DIED!"
(Locals beep loudly at Asia & Jojo)
Jojo: "Wow, this country hates us."
Asia: "Hate me cause AIN'T ME!"
Brittnee: "Oh look. Liverpool Football Club right in front of us!"
Micky: "Ahh, here we are."
Iconic: "Ghost Town is just getting here."
Abe: "It's a roadblock."
Roadblock: "Who's feeling mighty red?"One team member must score four against a professional to receive their next clue from mascot, Mighty Red.
Micky is doing the RB.
Iconic is doing the RB.
Abe: "Both team members must change into their team colors."
Micky: "Watch and learn. This is REAL football!"
Iconic: "Asia & Jojo's stuff is still here. They must've already blown their lead HAHA!"
Brittnee: "Idiots. I'll bet Asia is screaming her pathetic little self out right now."
Asia: "IT'S RIGHT HERE! GET OUT!"
Jojo: "I see that."
Wilted: "That's Asia & Jojo."
Alex: "Everyone is here!"
Jojo is doing the RB.
Wilted is doing the RB.
Micky: "I'm ready."
Iconic: "Let's go!"
Micky: "Whoa!"
(cf) Micky: "I walk up to the goal thinking "this is gonna be easy" but this guy was not having any of it."
Iconic: "Dude! Let me score!"
Micky: "Come on!"
Iconic: "Rude!"
Micky: "This is the one. Dang it!"
Asia: "HAHAHA!"
Micky: "What are you laughing at? You got lost! I know you did!"
Jojo: "Watch how it's done!"
Micky: "You kicked it right to him."
Wilted: "He sucks.
Iconic: "There we go."
Iconic scores 1 of 4 goals.
Wilted scores 1 of 4 goals.
Micky scores 1 of 4 goals.
Jojo: "RIG!"
Alex: "YAY!"
Asia: "SHUT UP FAT IMPLANT LIP LOSER!"
Alex: "Girl! You think I care what you say about anything? All you do is insult people to soothe your insecure pitiful self."
Asia: "THE ONLY PITIFUL THING HERE ARE THOSE YOGA PANTS!"
Alex: "These aren't yoga pants..."
Micky scores 2 of 4 goals.
Iconic: "To the left, boom!"
Iconic scores 2 of 4 goals.
Jojo: "Come on!"
Alex: "How about you yell at your partner who's sucking at his roadblock at right now."
Asia: "HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A FIST TO THE NOSE!"
Wilted scores 2 of 4 goals.
Abe: "Come on, Micky!"
Micky scores 3 of 4 goals.
Iconic scores 3 of 4 goals.
Jojo: "Go in!"
Jojo scores 1 of 4 goals.
Jojo: "Finally!"
Wilted: "Dang it!"
Iconic: "One more."
Micky: "Get in. Yes!"
Micky finishes the RB currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to the in , , where they would find their next clue.
Iconic: "Boom!"
Iconic finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.
Abe: "Let's go!"
Brittnee: "We're coming with you!"
Jojo: "I'm getting it."
(cf) Wilted: "I knew I had a chance to make up time since I like soccer."
Wilted: "That's it!"
Wilted finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.
Asia: "BOOO!"
Alex: "Whatever. Let's go."
Jojo: "This is rigged!"
Jojo scores 2 of 4 goals.
Asia: "HURRY UP!"
Jojo: "I'm trying!"
Jojo scores 3 of 4 goals.
(cf) Jojo: "They made this challenge for us to fail so I knew I had to take it up a notch just to get past it."
Jojo: "Done!"
Jojo finishes the RB currently in Last place.
Asia: "FINALLY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"
Micky: "Stop at this gas station and ask."
Iconic: "They're stopping."
Alex: "So that's in Wales?"
Local: "Yes."
Wilted: "Thanks."
Alex: "It's good we did that early so we don't have to pull over somewhere."
Wilted: "NO! Asia & Jojo are behind us again!"
Asia: "Who needs directions when you can use other people's work!"
Alex: "They're gonna follow us all the way there. What a joke."
Micky: "Alright, I got it."
Brittnee: "Thank you."
Iconic: "We both know where we're going now. We're off to Wales."
Abe: "Funny because part of my family is Welsh so maybe that will help me?"
Iconic: "Aqueduct car park 3. This is it."
Micky: "Park over there."
Abe: "The girls are here too."
Iconic: "Here's the box."
Roadblock: "Who gets a high water mark?"The team member who did not score the goals must ride on one of the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct's canal boats and work with a instructor to learn a verse of the Welsh poem "Y Sipsi!". After the 15-minute boat ride to the other side of the aqueduct was complete, they would disembark from the boat and must recite the poem from memory to a waiting linguist. If they could recite the poem perfectly, the linguist would give them their next clue.
Iconic: "If you did the last Roadblock, your partner must do this one."
Brittnee: "That's me."
Brittnee is doing the second RB.
Abe: "Oh, I gotta do it."
Abe is doing the second RB.
Brittnee: "I'll take you."
Abe: "You. I'll go with you."
Welsh Instructor: "This is a gypsy. Lighthearted poem."
Brittnee: "How does this go?"
Welsh Instructor: "Hei ho Heidi ho! Fi yw sipsi fach y fro. Carafan mewn cwr o fynydd. Newid aelwyd bob yn eilddydd. Rhwng y llenni ger y lli. Haf neu aeaf waeth gen i. Hei ho Heidi ho!."
Brittnee: "Whoa!"
Abe: "Oh my."
(cf) Abe: "As soon as I heard that thing, I knew I was in for a difficult time."
Welsh Instructor: "So it's hei ho heidi ho."
Brittnee: "Hei ho heidi ho."
Welsh Instructor: "Good."
Abe: "Fi yw."
Welsh Instructor: "You pronounce the F as a V."
Abe: "Uh, fi."
Welsh Instructor: "No Fi."
Abe: "Fi. Ugh, there's gotta be an easier way."
Wilted: "There it is."
Alex is doing the second RB.
Asia is doing the second RB.
Alex: "Everyone is still here. I have a shot."
Asia: "Oh no! WHY CAN'T THIS BE ENGLISH!"
(cf) Asia: "I already knew I was gonna hate this! Why can't they speak english in their own country?!"
Abe: "Y llenni."
Welsh Instructor: "You hiss when you get there."
Abe: "Maybe that's where my love for cats comes from."
Brittnee: "I can't roll my Rs."
Alex: "Carafan."
Asia: "Sipsi fach."
Abe: "Don't help me here. Let's see if I got it."
Brittnee: "This is tough!"
Alex: "I'm starting to pick up on this."
Asia: "I HATE THIS!"
Abe: "Whoa! Bumpy stop."
Brittnee: "I'm gonna try it."
Abe: "Brittnee's going for it."
Brittnee: "Y Sipsi! Hei ho Heidi ho. Fi yw sipsi fach y fro. Cara...oh no."
Linguist: "A little bit more practice and come back later."
Brittnee: "Shoot!"
Abe: "Alright. Here we go. Y Sipsi! Hei ho Heidi ho. Fi yw sipsi fach y fro. Carafan mewn cwr I just lost it!"
Linguist: "A little bit more practice and come back later."
Abe: "Dang!"
Alex: "Rhwng y llenn..."
Linguist: "No."
Alex: "I know what I did I think."
Asia: "Hei ho heigi ho."
Linguist: "No."
Asia: "RIG!"
Iconic: "Hey look! A rainbow! I wonder how they're doing?"
Micky: "Who knows. What I do know is this is making me nervous. Someone is getting left behind and we've gone out on leg 11 before."
Wilted: "Which is where you're going out again."
Micky: "I have faith in Alex messing up."
Wilted: "I have faith in Abe getting cocky again."
Jojo: "I have faith that you're both losing to us!"
Wilted: "Stay out of this you useless loser!"
Micky: "No one wants you here!"
Iconic: "We want peace and you spoil everything!"
Jojo: "You'll all cry when this airs and you see us win!"
Wilted: "Which we know won't happen."
Brittnee: "I got it this time. Y Sipsi! Hei ho Heidi ho! Fi yw sipsi fach y fro. Carafan mewn cwr o fynydd. Newid aelwyd bob yn eilddydd. Rhwng y llenni ger y lli. Haf neu aeaf waeth gen i. Hei ho Heidi ho!."
Linguist: "Yes. Perfect!"
Brittnee: "Yes!!!"
Abe: "Can I go?"
Brittnee: "I have to go over the aqueduct again. This time I can relax!"
Abe: "Newid aelwyd bob yn eilddydd. Rhwng y llenni ger y lli. Haf neu aeaf waeth gen i. Hei ho Heidi ho!."
Linguist: "Yes. Perfect!"
Abe: "Bam! Thank you!"
Brittnee: "I think Abe got it too."
Alex: "Brittnee got the poem and so did Abe. I need to nail it this time."
Asia: "Fi yw sipsi fach y frof."
Linguist: "No."
Asia: "RIG!
Alex: "My turn."
Jojo: "Why's it raining!"
Micky: "It's the UK. When doesn't it rain?"
Wilted: "You're so dumb Jojo. This is why you lost Spood's Discord."
Brittnee: "Iconic! Let's go!"
Brittnee finishes the second RB currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to the in , England, where they would find their next clue.
Iconic: "We're in the lead. Let's stay there now!"
Brittnee: "We're one step closer to the final!"
Iconic: "Now we need someone who knows where the Bolesworth Estate is."
Micky: "Here comes Abe!"
Abe: "Hei ho, let's go!!"
Abe finishes the second RB currently in 2nd place.
Micky: "They just left. We can catch them."
Abe: "Where is this?"
Micky: "It's back in England. Just go the same way we came for now."
Alex: "Haf neu aeaf waeth gen i. Hei ho Heidi ho!."
Linguist: "Yes. Perfect!"
Alex: "There we go!"
Asia: "NO!"
Alex: "Bye loser!"
Asia: "SHUT UP!"
Wilted: "Asia is loud. I can hear her from here."
Asia: "Haf neu aeaf waeth gen i. Hei ho Heidi ho!."
Linguist: "Yes. Perfect!"
Asia: "YESS!"
Alex: "Uh oh, Asia got it."
Wilted: "Come on, Alex!"
Alex: "Let's go!"
Alex finishes the second RB currently in 3rd place.
Wilted: "Where to?"
Alex: "Bolesworth Estate. I think I saw a sign for that somewhere at that turn."
Wilted: "Then that's where we'll start looking."
Asia: "GET THE BAGS!"
Asia finishes the second RB currently in Last place.
Asia: "We've got to get that lead back!"
Jojo: "There has to be another task. I hope someone crashes."
Micky: "I see the driveway on the left."
Abe: "I don't see Iconic & Brittnee here. We must've beaten them."
Micky: "Where's the box?"
Abe: "Over there!"
Iconic: "I see Ghost Town's car."
Brittnee: "There they are. They went through that gate."
Abe: "Rip and read."
Detour: Shoot It or Boot It?
Choice A: Shoot ItTeams must participate in using a 12-gauge . Teams must hit a combined total of 16 clay pigeons between them to receive their next clue.
Choice B: Boot ItTeams must participate in . They must search through a pile of s to find a pair of either size-9 or size-11 boots, which they must fill with water and throw them along a course until they reach the finish line. At the end of the course, a "Wellie official" would confirm that the teams had used the correct-sized boots and give them their next clue.
Abe: "It's super windy. Let's just throw."
Micky & Abe are doing Boot It.
Brittnee: "Here it is."
Iconic & Brittnee are doing Boot It.
Iconic: "We need to find the changing station in the house."
Brittnee: "I think it's over there."
Wilted: "We have to be close. Let's ask this person."
Alex: "Excuse me? Have you heard of the Bolesworth Estate?"
Local: "No."
Alex: "Ugh! Let's try this man."
Jojo: "Where is Bolesworth Estate?"
Local: "This way."
Asia: "Which way this way?"
Local: "That way."
Asia: "UGH!"
Abe: "Alright. We're ready."
Micky: "Pick up the boots. What number did it say?"
Abe: "It said 10 or 11. I got 10."
Micky: "Alright. Let's go."
Brittnee: "They got 10s."
Iconic: "I found them."
Wellie Official: "You need to run right down to the first hay bale with the yellow flag, around to the other hay bale with the other yellow flag, and back up to the finish line!"
Abe: "Alright."
Micky: "Oh. Not bad for my first toss."
Abe: "Phew. I'll take it. Gotta refill them."
Brittnee: "Ya! Yes! I got pretty far!"
Iconic: "Here it goes! Boom!"
Brittnee: "These boots were made for throwing."
Alex: "This must be something."
Wilted: "It better be. We're losing time."
Jojo: "Is that a car?"
Asia: "That's Alex & Wilted. Let's follow them again!"
Alex: "You're never gonna believe who's behind us again."
Wilted: "Oh no...Not again!"
Micky: "We're doing good. We're half way there."
Iconic: "We're halfway there and we're right next to Ghost Town."
Wilted: "We need to get them away from us!"
Asia: "They're not losing us! Stick with them!"
Jojo: "Hahaha!"
Abe: "We've been at this for a half hour and still no sign of the others. One last throw will do it."
Micky: "There we go!"
Brittnee: "This will do it!"
Alex: "Ahh. Here we go. Marked cars."
Asia: "They led us here HEHEHE!"
Iconic: "We're done!"
Micky: "Can we have our clue?"
Wellie Official: "I'm sorry guys. That's not the right pair."
Micky: "Huh? It's a 10."
Abe: "How's that not right?"
(cf) Iconic: "We saw that Ghost Town was getting rejected so this was where we passed them."
Wellie Official: "I'm sorry guys. That's not the right pair."
(cf) Iconic: "Or so we thought."
Brittnee: "What's the problem?!"
Micky: "Read the clue!"
Abe: "Race around the course with size 9 or 11. We had 10s! Crap!"
Micky: "We have to do this again!"
Abe: "Where did I get 10 from?! That sucks!"
Brittnee: "10s! We had the wrong size!"
Iconic: "Are you kidding me?!"
Brittnee: "We did what they did so they made the same mistake we did."
Iconic: "Let's go. I see the others coming in now!"
Alex: "They sound frustrated. We're still in this!"
Alex & Wilted are doing Shoot It.
Jojo: "I feel the need to take out some aggression."
Asia & Jojo are doing Shoot It.
Abe: "Unbelievable. How did we miss that?!"
Micky: "Who cares. Let's just do it again."
Brittnee: "That's so frustrating."
Iconic: "We can recover. Let's try this again."
Official: "When you hit sixteen, Becky will blow the whistle."
Alex: "Alright. Just pretend like these are Micky & Abe."
Jojo: "The clue says nothing about shooting Alex & Wilted."
Alex: "Never mind! These are Jojo's dirty face!"
(cf) Alex: "At this point, I think I hate Asia & Jojo more than Abe. I didn't think it was possible to hate anyone more than him but it's happened."
Wilted: "Pull."
Brandy: "Hit."
Wilted: "That's one."
Jojo: "Pull."
Brandy: "Miss."
Wilted: "Haha! You suck!"
Asia: "WATCH THIS! PULL!"
Alex: "That's gonna miss."
Brandy: "Hit."
Asia: "SLAYY! THAT'S RIGHT! HATE ME CAUSE AIN'T ME PLASTIC FAKE!"
Alex: "Oh yeah! Pull!"
Brandy: "Miss."
Asia: "MISS ME WITH THAT OH YEAH LOSER!"
Alex: "Kill me now..."
Jojo: "Gladly."
Wilted: "Whoa! You've got a gun. Don't get any ideas now."
Jojo: "Do I look like a psycho?"
Wilted: "Do it after the show."
Alex: "Hey!"
Asia: "Pull!"
Brandy: "Hit."
Alex: "Pull!"
Brandy: "Hit."
(cf) Alex: "I'm starting to get the hang of this so we should be able to finish ahead of these two pests."
Abe: "Halfway there. This time we've got 9s so we're good."
Iconic: "They're getting away from us. We need to pick it up!"
Brittnee: "Let's go refill these things."
Wilted: "Pull."
Brandy: "Hit."
Wilted: "That's nine."
Jojo: "Pull."
Brandy: "Hit."
Jojo: "Eight."
Alex: "They're still right on our tail."
Wilted: "Shoot one down!"
Alex: "Pull."
Brandy: "Hit."
Asia: "Pull."
Brandy: "Miss."
Asia: "RIG! STUPID WIND!"
Wilted: "Yea, blame it on the wind. That always helps."
Micky: "We've got a good groove going."
Abe: "You know I love grooving."
Iconic: "Nice! That one went super far."
Brittnee: "That's what I call the hammer."
Iconic: "This is the icon smasher!"
Brittnee: "Yeah!"
Micky: "I didn't know this was Dude Perfect."
Abe: "Micky, this is the Ghost Town finally finishes shot."
Micky: "Yes!"
Wellie Official: "Congratulations!"
Micky & Abe finish detour currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Abe: "Let's go!"
Alex: "Last one."
Jojo: "Come on! We need two more!"
Alex: "Pull!"
Brandy: "Hit! Sixteen shots!"
Wilted: "Yes! Take that!"
Asia: "SCREW YOU!"
Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in 2nd place.
Alex: "I see Iconic & Brittnee over there still."
Wilted: "Yeah, but they're about to finish."
Micky: "Alex & Wilted are coming!"
Abe: "Let's get out of here before they see us!"
Alex: "Ghost Town is pulling out! We're right behind them!"
Iconic: "Last one, Brittnee!"
Brittnee: "There it is!"
Wellie Official: "Congratulations!"
Iconic & Brittnee finish detour currently in 3rd place.
Asia: "Pull!"
Brandy: "Hit! Sixteen hits!"
Asia & Jojo finish detour currently in Last place.
Asia: "GO! CATCH THE GIRLS!"
Iconic: "Asia & Jojo are finished!"
Brittnee: "Let's go!"
Abe: "Which way should I go?"
Alex: "Pass them!"
Wilted: "We just passed Ghost Town!"
Micky: "Which way did they go?"
Abe: "They went right."
Micky: "Go left."
Asia: "Go right!"
Iconic: "Stay behind them and we'll pass them!"
Abe: "Whoa! This just got scary. Every team is finished and we're the only ones going left."
Micky: "I'm pretty sure I know this place."
Alex: "Ghost Town was behind us but they went the other way."
Wilted: "I think they went the wrong way."
Iconic: "Pass these two!"
Brittnee: "Full speed ahead!"
Asia: "HEY!" GET BACK HERE!"
Jojo: "Imma pass them right back!"
Iconic: "They passed us!"
Brittnee: "This is making me nervous."
Micky: "Keep on this road."
Abe: "I hope this is right."
Wilted: "I'm seeing some roads."
Alex: "Is that it?"
Wilted: "Pull in."
Abe: "I think I see it."
Dramatic music.
Micky: "Phil!"
Abe: "Give us some good news!"
Micky & Abe, you are team number 1! Congratulations, you are one of the teams that will be racing in the final leg!
Abe: "Woo! That's number five!"
And as the winners of this leg of the race, you have won a trip to Malaysia!
(cf) Micky: "Winning this leg in my home country means a lot. This so beats getting out in the UK last season."
(cf) Abe: "We have one goal in mind and that is the title of grand champions!"
Alex: "Stop and ask this person."
Wilted: "Do you know where Peckforton Castle is?"
Local: "Back that way."
Alex: "We should've gone left! Turn around."
Wilted: "Leave it up to the Brit to know this country."
Iconic: "Who's that?"
Brittnee: "That's Alex & Wilted going the other way."
Iconic: "I say we follow them."
Jojo: "I'm turning around."
Asia: "Pass them!"
Jojo: "I'll try."
Alex: "No you don't!"
Brittnee: "Now's the time to make my move!"
Iconic: "This is it for someone and it won't be us!"
Alex: "You know what to do."
Wilted: "I am retaking that lead!"
Brittnee: "There it is!"
Asia: "Go!"
Alex: "GO GO GO!"
Foot race!"
Abe: "Oh wow! They're all here running!"
Dramatic music.
Phil: "That was a photo finish! Alex & Wilted, you are team number 2! Congratulations, you are one of the teams that will be racing in the final leg!"
Alex: "Yes!"
Wilted: "That's our style!"
(cf) Alex: "We've made the final. We know what it takes to win. So we're ready to do it."
(cf) Wilted: "No other team has worked harder than us so we will be the grand champions!"
Iconic: "Please please please."
Asia: "No rigging!"
Iconic & Brittnee, you are team number 3 and you are still in the race! Congratulations, you are one of the teams that will be racing in the final leg!
Iconic: "YES GIRL!"
Brittnee: "We did it!"
Iconic: "We're in!"
(cf) Iconic: "The dream is alive. We can win this thing from under the radar. They won't see us coming."
Brittnee: "Three back to back finals and hopefully two back to back wins. This time as the grand champions!"
Asia: "HOW?! THAT'S RIG!"
Jojo: "This whole leg was set up for us to fail. This show oughta be cancelled."
Micky: "Of course you'd say that."
Iconic: "It's not like you were any good.
Alex: "Good riddance."
Phil: "As for you three, I hope your ready because you are still racing and this is your next clue! Rip it, read it, and keep on racing!"
(cf) Alex: "When Phil told us we were still racing, we took off like rockets to get to the airport. But then something disturbing dawned on me..."
Asia & Jojo, by a split second, you are the last team to arrive.
Asia: "RIG! I AM SUING!"
Phil: "As you know, we eliminate teams here quite often except for a select few times. You should know since you got saved one of those times."
Asia: "And SLAYED that final. That better happen this time!"
Phil: "Is that what you want to hear?"
Jojo: "That's what we NEED to hear!"
Phil: "Well, that's what you're gonna hear because you are also still racing!"
Asia: "YASS! LET THEM TRY TO STOP US NOW!"
Phil: "Congratulations, you are one of the teams that will be racing in the final leg! That's the good news. But there is some bad news. Because you were last, you will have a speed bump and at some point during the last leg, I will be eliminating a team so you need to finish fast."
Jojo: "Let's go!"
(cf) Jojo: "You can't get rid of us that easily! This show was made for us!"
(cf) Asia: "We will win this race and WE WILL BE THE GRAND CHAMPIONS AND CANCEL THE SHOW!"
Phil: "Get to it!"
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from the are as follows:
# Alex & Wilted
# Micky & Abe
# Iconic & Brittnee
# Asia & Jojo
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must dress up as the detective characters from comics, then figure out one of the three names ("", "Dupond and Dupont", or "Johnson and Johnston") by which the characters are known in . They must then make their way to the mural depicted in a provided photo, located at Rue de l'Étuve, where they would find a man dressed as . Teams must tell him the names of the characters both they and the man were dressed as, as well as the occupations of their characters, to receive their next clue.
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must fly to , , . Upon arrival, teams must drive themselves to Stadium in . where they would find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock 1 = "Who's feeling mighty red?"
The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must score four against a professional to receive their next clue from mascot, Mighty Red.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Alex & Wilted
*Asia & Jojo
*Iconic & Brittnee
*Micky & Abe
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must drive themselves to the in , , where they would find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock 2 = "Who gets a high water mark?"
The team member who sat out of the previous Roadblock must ride on one of the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct's canal boats and work with a instructor to learn a verse of the Welsh poem "Y Sipsi!". After the 15-minute boat ride to the other side of the aqueduct was complete, they would disembark from the boat and must recite the poem from memory to a waiting linguist. If they could recite the poem perfectly, the linguist would give them their next clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Alex & Wilted
*Asia & Jojo
*Iconic & Brittnee
*Micky & Abe
|-|Route Info 4 = Teams must drive themselves to the in , England, where they would find their next clue.
|-|Detour =
Choice A: Shoot ItTeams must participate in using a 12-gauge . Teams must hit a combined total of 16 clay pigeons between them to receive their next clue.
Alex & Wilted and Asia & Jojo chose this task.
Choice B: Boot ItTeams must participate in . They must search through a pile of s to find a pair of either size-9 or size-11 boots, which they must fill with water and throw them along a course until they reach the finish line. At the end of the course, a "Wellie official" would confirm that the teams had used the correct-sized boots and give them their next clue.
Iconic & Brittnee and Micky & Abe chose this task.
|-|Route Info 5 and Pit Stop = Teams must drive themselves to to check in.
For coming in first place, Micky & Abe won a trip for two to , provided by .
For coming in last place, Asia & Jojo will have to perform a Speed Bump at some point during the next leg of the race.
This leg is a no-rest leg. Teams would check in as normal, but receive their clue to start the next leg from Phil.
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