LEGO Tom and Jerry and the DC SUPER-VILLAINS: Darksaid REVANGE!

LEGO Tom and Jerry and the DC SUPER-VILLAINS: Darlsaid REVANGE! - it's an animated film - the continuation of the LEGO DC SUPER VILLAINS game, the premiere took place on May 13, 2019.
==Plot==
After the defeat of Darkseid, the main links of the Justice League, and the super-villains need help from the cat - Tom and Jerry's mice, who will have a relationship with the DC villains for the first time.
==Characters==
===Anti-Heroes===
*Hall of Doom
**Tom
**Jerry
**Joker
**Harley Quinn
**Riddler
**Two-Face
**Scarecrow
**Clayface
**Killer Frost
**Cheatah
**Solomon Grundy
**Black Manta
**King Shark
**Firefly
**Bizarro
**Clock King
**Calendarman
**Gizmo
**The Ventriloquist
**Toyman
**Bizzaro
**Sinestro
**Gorrila Grod
**Black Adam
**Livewire
**Deadshot
**Deathstroke
===Heroes===
*Justice League of America
**Batman
**Superman
**Wonder Woman
**Green Lantern
**Flash
**Aquaman
**Cyborg
**Atom
**Shazam
===Villains===
*Darkseid
*Trigon
==Transcript==
*Det. Montoya: Come in, Commissioner Gordon. We've had a report of a break-in at Wayne Tech. Reports of laughter and green gas. Sounds like a certain someone.
*Gordon: I'm already en route to Stryker‘s Island with our “special“ suspect. Call in Detective Bullock, he can look into the break-in.
*Det. Montoya: Sure thing, boss! Enjoy Metropolis!
*Gordon: It's always sunny in Metropolis. Talk about your right side of the tracks. But even this place isn't without its problems.
*Officer: Commissioner Gordon!
*Gordon: Officer. I am expected, is everything ready?
*Officer: Sure! I mean, er... Yes, sir!
*Gordon: Thank you, Officer. Stay frosty!
*Officer: Good day, sir... Mmmm, frosty....
*Gordon: Normally, our precinct wouldn't ask for the help of someone with you... 'reputation'... ...But since you're the closest thing we have to an expert in these matters... ...I need to ask what you make of this. I have to admit, I'm a little out of my league with this one. The suspect was approached at a laboratory break-in. The lab belonged to an old colleague of yours, Mr. Luthor, Professor Ivo...
*Lex Luthor: Professor Ivo? I still fail to see what a break-in has to do with me.
*Gordon: The good professor and you were mixed up with the 'Amazo' project.
*Lex Luthor: The android capable of stealing powers from super heroes.
*Gordon: Of our suspect has acquired abilities, they have the potential to become a huge threat. Maybe if you cooperate and decide if they're a danger, we could see about knocking a couple of decades off your sentence.
*Lex Luthor: Very well. I've no interest in yet another super-powered loser in the world. Who designed your costume?
*Gordon: This one doesn't say anything.
*Underwear Guy: Commissioner! Someone stole my doughnuts and my uniform and... Oh, wait. There they are!
*Gordon: What?
*Guard: My doughnuts!
*Lex Luthor: Hello, Mercy. Better late than never. Let's get out of here. This is the point we escape. Come on, Rookie, you're with Lex Luthor now! The greatest ever criminal mastermind!
*Mercy Graves: Are you sure about this?
*Lex Luthor: If nothing else, Rookie will be excellent cannon fodder! This way, my dear. We'll soon be out of this depressing place.
*Mercy Graves: Not if we can't find a way past those lasers.
*Lex Luthor: Relax, Mercy. The controls are located on the upper level. Let's find a way to get them, shall we?
*Mercy Graves: I think we've got company.
*Lex Luthor: Such rude interruptions. Let's remind them who they're dealing with.
*Mercy Graves: Of course I can handle this. Lex Luthor only employs the best.
*Lex Luthor: I'll have these taken care of with ease! This is no challenge for someone of my immense genius.
*Solomon Grundy: Rrrrraaaaghhh!!! Grundy back!
*Cheetah: Pipe down, Grundy! With all the noise you're making, you could wake the dead! Uh, no offense.
*Lex Luthor: Ah, my former criminal colleagues. Glad to have you with us, Cheetah, Grundy.
*Cheetah: You'd better be serious about getting us outta here, Luthor. Who's that with you?
*Solomon Grundy: A new friend for Grundy?
*Mercy Graves: I hate to break up the reunion, but shouldn't we be making tracks?
*Lex Luthor: Quite right, my dear. We'll need to activate the elevator to get there we're going.
*Mercy Graves: That did it. Let's go.
*Cheetah: Wait. Are we going further into the prison? I thought the idea of an escape was to get OUT?
*Solomon Grundy: Yeah! Even Grundy know that!
*Lex Luthor: Patience. You'll understand soon enough.
*Mercy Graves: This is our stop.
*Cheetah: Where are we now?
*Lex Luthor: Up ahead in that containment chamber. That's our target.
*Solomon Grundy: Huh? What Grundy's new friend doing?
*Mercy Graves: The lightning! The rookie just... absorbed it! How is that possible?
*Lex Luthor: Acquiring super powers? It's just like Professor Ivo's Amazo project. Let's see if we can be put these new abilities to good use.
*Cheetah: Even more security?! What's inside that thing, Luthor? I don't like being kept in the dark like this!
*Mercy Graves: Quit complaining, Cheetah. Once it's open, you'll see. It's important to enjoy what you do... And I'm gonna enjoy this!
*Cheetah: Okay, that takes care of that. Just one more to deal with.
*Solomon Grundy: Grundy want to know what's inside! Soloman Grundy know what to do! This is not for Grundy? What Grundy do now? 
*Lex Luthor: Splendid work. Well done, team.
*Cheetah: Okay, maybe now we'll get some answers.
*Superman: Stop right there, Luthor!
*Lex Luthor: Ah, Superman! I'm guessing a campfire is missing on overgrown boy scout.
*Superman: And Stryker's prison kitchen is missing one bald-headed pot washer.
*Lex Luthor: I chop the vegetables now!
*Superman: Good for you, now get back in your cell.
*Lex Luthor: I think not, Superman. I believe you've met...
*Superman: Metallo! He's too unstable to be outside that cell!
*Lex Luthor: Unstable for you, perhaps. His Kryptonite core doesn't bother me one bit. Now to get off this rock.
*Superman: You're not going anywhere.
*Lex Luthor: You really think you can stop me? Mwahahaaha!
*Wonder Woman: No. But we can!
*Cyborg: Booyah!
*The Flash: Not so fast, bad guys!
*Green Lantern: Back off. Green's my thing!
*Superman: Where's Batman?
*Wonder Woman: Said he had to take care of an emergency.
*Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn here, documenting another classic criminal caper. And now the star of this show, Mistah J!
*The Joker: Argh! Where is it?!
*Harley Quinn: We just stole some neato stuff previously procured by Wayne Tech. Mistah J and I love a good a-robbin'. Taking from all those suckers who are too honest to steal! Ha!
*The Joker: No, no, no! It's not here! It's not here!
*Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin', say something funny for our viewers.
*The Joker: ...Grrr, not now, Pumpkin, can't you see I'm busy?! here, take this...
*Harley Quinn: Oooh, pretty! Whatever it is...
*Batman: Nowhere to run, Joker!
*Harley Quinn: Er, Puddin'. How about we get on the chopper?
*The Joker: Relax. He'll never hit us from waaaaay up there...
*Batman: Two with one shot, not bad.
*Harley Quinn: Say "cheese", B-Man!
*The Joker: Sounds like you're out of time, Bats! ...Hahahahahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Gee, Mistah J! The Jokercopter's an awfully long way up there. How're we gonna reach it?
*The Joker: Why it's so simple, kiddo! We go up while keeping our heads down, we climb to the top while keeping a low profile...
*Harley Quinn: So... you're sayin' we should look for some stairs or somethin'?
*The Joker: Well... yes.
*Harley Quinn: Got it. Let's go, Puddin'!
*The Joker: Ooh! Looks like someone wants to see a magic trick! 
*Harley Quinn: Leave this to Harley! Wait, you really ARE leaving it to me? What are ya, crazy?! 
*The Joker: Oh, look! Some old friends of ours are fighting the Justice League! Hang in there, folks! I'm rootin' for ya! Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: You think we should help 'em?
*The Joker: And ruin out magical evening? Fat change! Let them get their own crime spree, I say! Okay, kiddo! You all set?
*Harley Quinn: Ready, Mistah J! Wheeeee...!!! Yeesh! Can't a cute clown couple get a little privacy around here?
*The Joker: This is it, Harley! Let's go!
*Harley Quinn: About time! This whole place is startin' to get real crazy! Good thing they're too busy fightin' those goofs. They don't got time to stop us. Eh, Mistah J? He he he!
*Ultraman: Hold it right there, you vile villains of villany!
*Superman: Who are you?
*Ultraman: I am Ultraman and these are my friends, the Justice Syndicate. Owlman, Superwoman, Grid, Johnny Quick, Power Ring and Sea King.
*The Flash: There's something really familiar about these guys.
*Ultraman: We're here to help. We come from a... 
*Batman: Skip to the end. Joker's getting away.
*Superwoman: Your entire planet is in terrible danger due to a threat from our world.
*Batman: What threat?
*Johnny Quick: Us!
*(Harley Quinn is spying on the Justice Syndicate)
*Harley Quinn: Cheese and crackers! You're not gonna believe this... Hey?! Wait for me, Mistah J!!!! Ah peanuts! 
*Ultraman: People of Earth-1, we are the Justice Syndicate. We come from a parallel version of your world known as Earth-3. We're awesome and we're here to help. 
*'Super Woman: Your Justice League have had to go on a mission in deep space. They asked us to watch over you while they are away. 
*Harley Quinn: What??? That's not what happened!
*Lex Luthor: Huh?
*Harley Quinn: (Groans)
*The Joker: That's enough TV now, Harley. Too much is bad for your eyes.
*Harley Quinn: But Mistah Jaaaaay, I saw those new Justice bozos make the OLD Justice bozos vanish using some little doohiokey thingy! (Groans) If I had my phone I could show you more!
*The Joker: Shush shush shush. I'm still searching for my wonderful toy. Care to join us, Lex?
*Lex Luthor: I'd rather wear a wig. Besides, I have matters to attend to in Metropolis. Oh, and thanks for the ride, Joker. 
*The Joker: Ugh, why do I never take the keys out of that thing? 
*Harley Quinn: Wow! A new Joker Truck'd be real swell for gettin' around... but how're we gonna build something like that around here?
*The Joker: Oh, Harley, you've got to start thinking creatively! There's plenty of soraps lying around we can use! 
*Harley Quinn: Oh, yeah! I guess when you put it that way, Puddin'! Let's get to work!
*The Joker: This'll be no problem for the Clown Prince of Crime! 
*Harley Quinn: Oh, so THAT'S where we left that! We really need that! We really need a better filling system.
*The Joker: Now, let's go round up the delightful me'er-do-wells who'll be aiding us on our mission! 
*'Harley Quinn: Full steam ahead!
*Clayface: Thank you, thank you. I do all of my stunts, you know. Sorry folks, the muses call. Pre-signed autographs are available from my website. So this is the gig economy, huh? *Sigh* I need a better agent. 
*Harley Quinn: Him?! Aww... I was hoping it'd be... 
*The Riddler: Looks like my ride's here! You guys just keep doing... that. Oh, but riddle me this... which one of you will get tired and give up first? Hmm...? 
*Harley Quinn: Hey, Mistah Riddlah! You like mysteries, don'tcha? 'Cus you know that new "Justice Syndicate"? I saw 'em make the old "Justice Losers" disappear! 
*The Riddler: Hmm... You don't say, Harley. Now, why would they do that?
*Harley Quinn: I dunno but I think they're up to somethin' bad! I recorded the whole thing on my cell phone but then I lost it! 
*The Riddler: Sadly, I think you "lost you" a long time ago, Harley. An evil Justice League? I'll believe THAT when I see it! 
*Scarecrow: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Can't we come to some sort of agreement? 
*Police Officer: It looks like the good doctor's been caught red-handed, boss. Maybe some lightning gas could flush out the cops and free him? 
*The Joker: Laughter is the best medicine! Ha! Now, where's that spoonful of sugar I need to help deliver? 
*Scarecrow: Don't you just love it when a rescue mission comes together? 
*The Joker: Ah, it's so good to have the whole gang back together again! Next time, Gotham City Police Department! Hahahaha! We're almost there! Big smiles, everybody! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Hey Lois, I got it working!
*Lois Lane: Sure, Jimmy, just gimmie a minute here. 
*Jimmy Olsen: International, award-winning reporter Miss Lois Lane, hot on the heels of a... uh... hot story. 
*Lois Lane: Hello? No, I'm trying to contact Jim Gordon; Commissioner Gordon... would you quit bugging me with your new camera, Jimmy? Go and film Clark instead. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Ooh. No can-do, Lois; Clark hasn't shown up for work yet.
*Lois Lane: It's not like Clark to be late... Hello? Commissioner! Hi, Lois Lane here, Daily Planet. Care to comment on the recent break in at the Amazo labs? 
*Gordon: Yes, Miss Lane, we're doing everything we can to- The prisoner we were transporting? Well, I can't comment on that... ...Yes, they are still at large. Not here, Harvey. Put it in the vault. Miss Lane, I've got to go, I'm already late for my lunch with my daughter. Reporters!...*Sigh*. 
*The Joker: Okay. Go get out toys from the vault. Miss Quinn and I will meet you out when you're done. Chop-chop! 
*Gordon: (Coughs) Sorry, Barbara, lunch will have to wait! All units, code red! 
*The Riddler: Riddle me this! When is a jet stress like a daffodil? 
*Clayface: Oh, can it, Riddler! That police vault's not gonna rob itself! 
*Scarecrow: More to the point, it appears our presence has not gone unnoticed. Gentlemen, shall we?
*Clayface: Oh, good. The stunt team just arrived! Hope you know how to fall!
*The Riddler: Ha! This will be no challenge for the Prince of Puzzlers! 
*Gordon: This is Gordon to all units. We need backup. Repeat; we need backup now! 
*The Riddler: Calling for help won't save you this time, Comissioner. Once we get past you... 
*Clayface: Hey! Where's he think he's going?
*Scarecrow: Hmph! He's locked the doors to slow us down. We'll need to find a way past.
*The Riddler: I deal with puzzles, not powers. Someone else can deal with this. Oh, please! Don't people ever get tired of making things TOO easy for me? 
*Scarecrow: There's nothing to fear byt fear itself... and ME! Hahaha! 
*The Riddler: My, my! That fear toxin certainly has its uses! I'm almost impressed! 
*Scarecrow: You should be impressed, Riddler. Now, let's get moving.
*Clayface: Okay, just gotta get past that security station. Shouldn't have any trouble reaching the vault after that. 
*Scarecrow: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Clayface. There appears to be rather menacing turret in our path.
*The Riddler: Riddle me this; what kind of police station has such an elaborately-designed, over-the-top security system?
*Scarecrow: One that's based on Gotham City?
*The Riddler: Hmm... Point taken. Some people have SUCH inconsiderate thing! can't you see I'm busy being brilliant? Phew! Whatever's inside this vault and better be worth it. 
*Clayface: If ain't , someone's gonna be sorry.
*Scarecrow: Now, now... Let's not ruin the moment. 
*Clayface: Ha ha! Alright! No Batman to stop us today!
*Batgirl: Stop right there, you oversized pile of mud!
*Scarecrow: Batgirl! Nightwing!
*Batgirl: That evidence isn't going anywhere!
*The Riddler: Oh no? Riddle me this... What has ten lives and three faces? 
*Catwoman: Us!
*Two-Face: We heard some of our old stuff was up for grabs.
*The Riddler: Here you go, Chuckles!
*The Joker: You got it back for me! Put it there, pal!
*Harley Quinn: That's all you wanted?
*The Joker: Well, I just felt so under-dressed without it. 
*Nightwing: Can I see your license, sir?
*The Joker: Gah! Harley, the wipers!
*Harley Quinn: Pudiiiiiin'!
*The Joker: Hmm, I thought I fixed that...
*Nightwing: Woah!
*The Joker: Oh fish.
*The Penguin: Welcome, welcome, try the fish... 
*Catwoman: Keep your beak out, Penguin.
*The Penguin: Perhaps, my feline friend we should combine our efforts to gather up these sublime spoils. Hmmm? Remember, anything I get my fiendish fipperson belongs to me! I'll just tell the police you ran off with them when you escaped. Waugh! 
*Catwoman: You're a real class act, Pengy.
*The Penguin: Why, thank you, Catwoman.
*Two-Face: Well, what do we have here? Looks like my ticket outta this place! Okay, Heads, I stay here and help you, guys. Tails, I take my new toy and go home... Huh. Sorry, folks! 
*Catwoman: Why you convincing, two-faced... Two-Face!
*Scarecrow: Ah, just my kind of vehicle! Make way for my "Scare-o-Plane"! Mmmuahaa! 
*Nightwing: Alright, everyone. Show's over. Let's all just come along quietly and get on with your day, shall we? Hey! Whu-what are you doing?
*The Riddler: Just making you a little nest before I go, bird-boy! Hope you like it! Hahaha! 
*Batgirl: Not so fast, Scarecrow!
*Nightwing: Yeah! Get him, Batgirl!
*Catwoman: Batgirl?! We need to stop her while she's busy! 
*Gordon: There they are! Quick! Stop them!
*The Penguin: Waugh! Commissioner! Thank goodness you're here! These reprobates are forcing me to return to my criminal ways! 
*Gordon: Sure they are, Penguin! Now, give it up! We've got the building, surrounded.
*The Penguin: Waugh! What's that noise? Is someone else trying to break into my fine establishment? 
*Catwoman: Clayface? You realize you could've just slid under the door, right? 
*Clayface: Yeah, well, you're here, perhaps you can help me with the bat problem I'm having. Waugh! 
*The Penguin: Wait! I recognize these pieces! That pilfering police department relived me of them some time ago! Ah, that's more like it! Waugh! I'll deal wit that bothersome little bat-brat! 
*Nightwing: Batgirl! Watch out! 
*Scarecrow: Hey! Get off, you little stowaway! Huh? What happened?! Penguin?! Penguin, what have you done?! Aargh! 
*The Penguin: Ha! An asethetically-challenged aircraft is a small price to pay to take down Batgirl!
*Batgirl: Down but not out, Penguin! 
*The Penguin: Batgirl?! Uh, of course you realize this was all Catwoman's idea. She's the ring-leader here. Waugh... My goodness! Look at the time! I must be going now. Help yourselves to a cool drink of ice water... Waugh! 
*Batgirl: I'll catch that jailbird right after I deal with you two.
*Catwoman: Big words, little bat! Let's see how you tough you talk after dealing with Catwoman! 
*Clayface: And Clayface! Yeah!
*Batgirl: C'mon, guys! This whole thing's gone long enough. Ouch! Hey, I'm almost starting to take this personally! Urgh! 
*Nightwing: Batgirl!
*Catwoman: Ha! Now who's the one taking a cat nap?
*Clayface: That showed her, Catwoman! Let's get out of here while we still can!
*Catwoman: Patience, Clayface... First, I simply must get my claws on that precious stone perched above. Consider it my bonus for taking out TWO members of Batman's little "Family". 
*Clayface: Okay, but hurry up. We already been here way too long!
*Catwoman: Hmm... I should be able to make use of this. There you are, my pretty! 
*Owlman: Oh, hello, kitty. Hmmm. Nice. I'll get a few bucks for this... 
*Catwoman: Er... Sure, take it...
*Gordon: Owlman! Commissioner Gordon, GCPD. Great work. Villains, eh? I guess they thought with the Justice League away they could run riot. They weren't counting on heroes like you!
*Owlman: Hu? That's us. Herose. One-hundred percent. Not a ounce of evil in us.
*Gordon: Get these criminals over to Arkham. Safest place for them... 
*Owlman: Everything... okay?
*Gordon: Yeah sure, it's just that Batman usually... leaves... suddenly... 
*Owlman: Oh, sure, sure. No problem.
*Gordon: Huh... Maybe that's how they do things on Earth-3. 
*Owlman: That was the cloakroom, not the exit. 
*Cheetah: Almost there... The Hall of Doom. Home of the Legion of Doom...
*Catwoman: Hello, fellow feline. Who's this?
*Cheetah: Some friend of Lex's. They don't say much.
*Catwoman: Cat got their tongue, huh?
*Malcom Merlyn: C'mon, we have important decisions to make!
*Cheetah: Wow, Lex is gone for what, a few weeks and this whole place goes to the dogs! 
*Malcom Merlyn: We're perfectly capable of making decisions without Lex LOSER! Now, I suggest ordering... 
*Heat Wave: So we're just letting any fool with a costume into the Hall now?
*Cheetah: Well, we let YOU in, Heat Wave. Besides, Rookie is the real deal! With the Justice Syndicate throwing their weight around, the more of us, the better! 
*Catwoman: I just escaped from that feathered fool, Owlman. But he sure didn't act like much of a hero.
*Reverse-Flash: Yeah, they thrashed my lair!
*The Riddler: They broke all my henchmen!
*Captain Cold: They interrupted my evil monologue! It was a really good monologue. 
*Catwoman: Interesting. So if they're not the good guys they say they are, we can use that.
*Reverse-Flash: Exposing anything crooked about their true nature would certainly get them of our backs...
*Malcom Merlyn: ...And allow us to go about our business... unchallenged... 
*Catwoman: Without proof though...
*Malcom Merlyn: Hmm, yes, without proof...
*The Riddler: Harley Quinn said she saw something strange back when Luthor broke out of Stryker's.
*Clayface: But Harley's still missing!
*Cheetah: Did you see anything?
*Heat Wave: What about this other Earth they came from?
*Reverse-Fkash: Earth-3.
*Heat Wave: Can we go there? ...And dig around? 
*Catwoman: Hmm... That makes sense.
*Malcom Merlyn: But how do we get there?
*Reverse-Flash: My erstwhile nemesis, The Flash, had access to the Cosmic Treadmill at S.T.A.R. Labs. I can use it to get to Earth-3. I'll be there and back before you know it. 
*Catwoman: Alright. But, take Heat Wave, Captain Cold, Merlyn and chatterbox here. While you're doing that, I'll try and track down Harley Quinn. 
*Heat Wave: Time to turn the heat up on Metropolis! Let's head to the cable car station! 
*Captain Cold: I don't think they'll let us ride on the cable cars anymore.. not after last time.
*Heat Wave: Haha! Who cares about what they think? We'll still use it to get across! Merlyn, you coming or are you babysitting the newbie?
*Malcom Merlyn: Try and stay out of trouble, you two. We've got a job to do, remember? Perhaps with this, I'll be able to prove I'm the greatest another in all the land. I still you don't wish to disclose your origins. That's fine. Just try to keep up with me, if you can. Only a fool would consider facing me today! 
*Cable Car Driver: Ah ah ahh! Your other friends have just tired that as well! Do NOT for one minute think I'll be taking you across! No, siree! Nope! Not going to happen! Oh, come on! We only just got that! The boss is gonna be SO mad! 
*Malcom Merlyn: This will prove to be no problem for the Dark Archer...
*Heat Wave: Things are about to heat up!
*Lois Lane: I want to contact Batgirl for an interview.
*(Batgirl and Nightwing arrives)
*Jimmy Olsen: H-hey, Lois?
*Lois Lane: Owlman stopped the Joker when she and Nightwing couldn't, yet we still know practically nothing about him. Getting the lowdown on him and the Syndicate from a regular hero like Batgirl would be a real scoop! Where is it... Ah, gotcha. I knew I had her number here somewhere. Hello, Batgirl? Who? "Barbara Gordon"? I'm sorry Barbara, I must have dialed the wrong number. (Sighs) Back to the drawing board, Jimmy. 
*Reverse-Flash: There's the Cosmic Treadmill, what's left of it.
*Captain Cold: Looks like someone wrecked it on purpose. Someone who knew about the Speed Force. 
*Reverse-Flash: Maybe it's that new guy in town; Johnny Quick.
*Captain Cold: You think this Justice Syndicate doesn't want anyone checking up on them? 
*Malcom Merlyn: All the more reason for you to get to Earth-3 and see...
*Heat Wave: Yeah, but just be quick.
*Malcom Merlyn: Okay, Thawne. You're the so-called expert here. What do we do to fix the Cosmic Treadmill?
*Reverse-Flash: Well, despite your pathetic attempt at flattery, I'd say that computer terminal over there's our best bet.
*Captain Cold: Shame it's a little out of our each at the moment.
*Heat Wave: Hey. Looks like we did something.
*Captain Cold: Well, there's no need to get technical. 
*Malcom Merlyn: Okay, I'm guessing those switches need to be flipped at the same time. Any volunteers? 
*Reverse-Flash: Do you guys have to be so loud?
*Malcom Merlyn: Sorry, Thawne. You know we're on a tight schedule. 
*Heat Wave: Hey... someone's trying to spoil our little party!
*Captain Cold: It's a lockdown. We're not getting out of here any time.
*Malcom Merlyn: What are those things?
*Reverse-Flash: Ugh! They've got a hard-light hologram generator!
*Malcom Merlyn: Meaning...?
*Reverse-Flash: It's a machine that creates fake versions of the Flash to fight off any intruders. We need to shut down or we'll be fighting them forever.
*Captain Cold: Okay, we've made it to the computer terminal thing. Now what?
*Reverse-Flash: Just need to activate the self-repair procedure. 
*Heat Wave: Alright! Now we're gettin' somewhere!
*Reverse-Flash: I'll need to harness my speed to reach Earth-3. Okay, stand back! Here I go! 
*Malcom Merlyn: I think that's our cue to get out of here.
*Captain Cold: What about the speedster?
*Heat Wave: Hey, I told him to be quick!
*Malcom Merlyn: This way! 
*Captain Cold: If this get out I'll never live it down.
*Malcom Merlyn: Mirror Master? What are you and Killer Frost doing here?
*(Kid Flash arrives)
*Kid Flash: Hey what is this, a snow cone convention?
*Killer Frost and Captain Cold: Kid Flash!
*Kid Flash: Such a frosty reception. What are you up to? Let me guess, destruction of property with a dash of theft?
*Heat Wave: Actually we needed to use the Cosmic... "ow!"
*Captain Cold: We need to keep him busy until Reverse-Flash gets back.
*Malcom Merlyn: Yeah, one mere boy is no match for all of us!
*(Beast Boy arrives)
*(Raven arrives)
*Beast Boy: Maybe not but a couple of Teen Titans might even things up! You guys gotta learn not to make stuff isn't yours! Raven! Help! 
*Raven: I'm here, Beast Boy! Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 
*Killer Frost: Having some problems with the local wildlife, are we?
*Malcom Merlyn: Nothing we can't handle. 
*Mirror Master: But ye know, we might fare a wee bit better as a team, so if ye want a wee hand...
*Beast Boy: Hey! What's that? Oh, man! It's a cat! Ha, ha, ha! I just... woof woof! I just gotta chase it! Woof woof!
*Raven: Beast Boy! What are you doing? Hey! 
*Mirror Master: Ach! I cannae use this... I simply don't have the super power!
*Killer Frost: W-w-w-wait. This rookie absorbs energy?
*Malcom Merlyn: That's not all! The energy is transformed, giving them new super powers. I think our friend just got an upgrade. 
*Mirror Master: Oh well, isn't that fancy? Hey, pal! How about usin' your new powers to sort that wee mad purple lassie?
*Raven: Hey! Watch it!
*Beast Boy: Raven! You clearly don't know who you're dealing with, dude! Oww...! Not cool, man! Okay! Don't say I didn't warn ya! 
*Malcom Merlyn: The Treadmill?
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Reverse-Flash: I've found out who we're dealing with! (Shows them a newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys')
*(Deathstorm, Atomica and Johnny Quick arrives)
*Johnny Quick: Going somewhere, bad guys?
*Beast Boy: Hey! Aren't you those Justice Syndicate dudes?
*Johnny Quick: Deathstorm, Atomica and me, Johnny Quick, the fastest around. Try to keep up, kids! 
*Killer Frost: (Sees the newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys') "The Crime Syndicate"? That doesn't sound friendly. 
*Mirror Master: Go! Run, we'll hold them off.
*(Killer Frost and Rookie runs away)
*Perry White: Alright, Clarkson, you may be new but I like you, and I'm great judge of character. So I want you covering the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in.
*Kent Clarkson: Sure thing, Perry!
*Perry White: Ah, don't look so gloomy, Lois. I'm sending you to the Galaxy Communications Tower Gala! It's gonna be a glamorous event. You'll get to interview VIPs about their designer dresses, that sort of thing! 
*(Catwoman shows Perry White a newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys')
*Catwoman: Mister White, I know it sounds crazy but the Justice Syndicate are big time villains. You have got to believe me! 
*Perry White: And stay out!!!!!
*Catwoman: He didn't believe me. No evidence, no story.
*Kent Clarkson: You mind if we talk? If what you're saying is true, this would be incredible. 
*Catwoman: So you believe us?
*Kent Clarkson: Sure I do, out the public's not going to accept your story without any evidence or even an eyewitness to back it up.
*The Riddler: Well, Harley Quinn saw them wipe out the whole of the Justice League!
*Kent Clarkson: No kidding? We should get her for an interview.
*Cheetah: First, we have to find her.
*Kent Clarkson: Then get to it! Because it'd be criminal not to expose the Justice Syndicate for who they really are, right?
*Catwoman: Okay, so we need to find Harley Quinn, fast! I know a few of her secret hideouts so I'll check on those. Meanwhile, while you guys make your way to Belle Reve and see if her Task Force X buddies know everything about where she is. 
*(Catwoman runs away)
*Security Guard: We are accepting NO visitors today, or any day for that matter. We aren't soft touch like at Stryker's Oh no, we run a tight ship. But not a "ship" like a boat or whatever... See ya!
*Prisoner: I'll bring ya back something French! Don't nobody steal nothin' from my cell while I'm gone, ya hear! 
*Security Guard: Is it ANOTHER inmate? This is the third time today! Which button activates the lasers? 
*Killer Frost: It won't take a snowstorm to deal with this.
*Amanda Waller: This is Amanda Waller. Welcome to Belle Reve Penitentiary. We know all about your escapades at Stryker's Island but rest assure, you will not be leaving this place anytime soon. I may have underestimated you but don't be a fool. These inmates are not the kind of people you wanna strike a deal with. 
*Killer Frost: I didn't really think this far ahead. I suppose you two can find a way to open this door? 
*Amanda Waller: Perfect. Now that our guests have gone, we can get our esteemed regulars back in their cells.
*Deadshot: Last time I spoke to Harley Quinn, she mentioned going to the Gotham Botanical Gardens. Maybe she's taken up horticulture as a hobby or something. 
*Captain Boomerang: Boot-anical gardens? Horticulture? Just lead the way, "Mister Fancy Pants".
*Jimmy Olsen: Hey, Lois, shouldn't we be heading over to the Metropolis Gala?
*Lois Lane: Don't worry, Jimmy; expansive dresses and canapes can wait.
*Jimmy Olsen: Didn't Mr. White put Clark- I mean Kent Clarkson on the job?
*Lois Lane: He did, but it's going to take the Planet's best reporter to uncover how the Justice Syndicate let two villains slip through the fingers at S.T.A.R. Labs. Call me suspicious, but there's something not quite about those Justice League replacements. I mean, one of them's called Deathstorm! What kind of a hero name is that?! Once we're done, we'll go to the gala. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Oh, great! I don't want to miss those canapes...
*Poison Ivy: Are you sure that's what you saw?
*Harley Quinn: Sure, positive and certain, Ivy! The new guys zapped the old Justice League clean away!
*Poison Ivy: But the news says that...
*Harley Quinn: The news! You don't understand, Red. We're the bad guys, but they're the worst guys. If Mistah J wasn't banged up in Arkham, he'd figure out a way to stop those no-good-do-gooders! Oh, Boxy, you's all I gots to remember Mistah J by... 
*Poison Ivy: There there, honey, you can stay as long as you like. 
*Captain Boomerang: (off-screen) I reckon she's in here! 
*(Killer Frost, Rookie, Captain Boomerang and Deadshot arrives)
*Captain Boomerang: G'day Harley, luv! Gah, flamin' vines, it's chooka with 'em. 
*Poison Ivy: Get out! I'll protect you, Harl! 
*Harley Quinn: Ivy, wait!
*Poison Ivy: Prepare to face the might of Mother Natuer! No-one tries to uproot a friend of Poison Ivy's! 
*Deadshot: Nice going, Boomerang! You've got a real way with people, you know that?
*Captain Boomerang: Hey! I've been told by certain parties that I'm a real charmer!
*Killer Frost: Well, it's gonna take more than charm to get past Poison Ivy.
*Captan Boomerang: Hey, Deadshot mate. Is Killer Frost giving me the COLD shoulder? Haha!
*Deadshot: Urgh! Less puns, more action! Let's find a way to take her down. Guess I'm doing a little overtime, huh? 
*Poison Ivy: I'm going tired of your irritating little antics! Urgh! You'll pay for that! Let's clear the air, shall we? 
*Killer Frost: Uh-oh... I don't like the sond of that.
*Captain Boomerang: Urgh! What's that funny smell?
*Deadshot: It's toxic gas! Quick! Everyone out! 
*Poison Ivy: Not giving up yet? You're more stubborn than I thought!
*Deadshot: Ivy, stop! You've made a mistake! We're not here to... Hey, come back! 
*Captain Boomerang: Seems you're not exactly big on charm either, mate.
*Kiler Frost: Uh... guys! The plant!
*Poison Ivy: Hmph! Very clever... but next time you won't be so easy! I am one with the natural world! You trespassers are on my domain! Nothing can stop my botanical brilliance! 
*Killer Frost: Someone else better handle this. I don't want the trial to go cold... Or do I?
*Poison Ivy: What have you done, you flower-destroying fools?!
*Deadshot: Okay, maybe now we can... Oh, great! More toxic gas. Let's go!
*Poison Ivy: I'd have thought even a few bad seeds like you would have gotten the message by now! Go away!
*Killer Frost: Wait... "WE'RE" not getting the message?! You're the one who isn't listening, Ivy!
*Poison Ivy: You still prevent against Poison Ivy! I almost pity you. H-how can this be? You're not even wearing gardening gloves!
*Deadshot: Wait... Did our new friend just absorb that energy? 
*Killer Frost: Yes. I've seen that happen before. Last time it gave them new powers. 
*Captain Boomerang: New powers? Sounds like good timing to me! Any chance you could use 'em against Poison Ivy, mate?
*Poison Ivy: I am one with the natural world! You trespassers are in my domain! 
*Catwoman: What is going on?
*Captain Boomerang: Well, we just came in 'ere, and this Sheila went all-
*Catwoman: Save it! Ivy, you okay? Harley, did any of these fools tell you why we're here?
*Captain Boomerang: To take yah to the preas! We're gonna expose those new heroes! 
*Harley Quinn: Wait, you believe me?
*Killer Frost: Yes. Of course. We found out those fakers are actually called the Crime Syndicate! 
*Harley Quinn: Hmm.
*Deathstrom: We've been looking for you, clown! Ah, thanks for doing the hard work. 
*Captain Boomerang: Well ain't that just a dingo's dinner! 
*Deathstorm: Deathstorm to Ultraman... We've got the witness, bringing her to you. Over. 
*Harley Quinn: You'll never get away with this! I got proof you zaped the Justice League! 
*Ultraman: I think you'll find I have your proof right here.
*Harley Quinn: (Gasps) My phone!
*Ultraman: So now. What I need to know, and why I sent my friends here to get you... did you make any copies?
*Harley Quinn: Copies, not of course not... 
*Ultraman: That's good for us... and extremely bad for you...
*Captain Boomerang: Heads up, yah drongo!
*Catwoman: Are you okay, Harley>?
*Harley Quinn: I am now! How did yah find me?
*Poison Ivy: Heard it on my grapevine.
*Harley Quinn: Gee, thanks for coming to save me, Catwoman, and Captain Boomerang, and... whatever your name is. Ooh, is it 'Doctor Don't-Say-Moon'? That'd be a neato name! 
*Deadshot: (Shows Harley Quinn a box) Here, take this back. It hasn't stopped beeping since they took you. (Hands Harley Quinn a box)
*Catwoman: Go! We'll hold them off. 
*Killer Frost: Hope you've got a plan! 
*Harley Quinn: I got a video on this phone that'll show the world who those phony creeps REALLY are! (Rookie shows them a Rooftop Gala Sign) Great idea, Dr. Don't-Say-Much! That's the perfect place to announce it. Alright! Let's get to that big TV an' show the world what those "Crime Bozos" are REALLY all about! 
*Deadshot: Try and keep a low profile. There's still lots of security around. 
*Poison Ivy: Ha! I'd like to see them and try and stop us! Let's go.
*Deadshot: Heads up, guys! Incoming!
*Police Officer: This is the Police! Stay where you are! 
*Harley Quinn: Uh-oh! Looks like someone told 'em where we was headed!
*Poison Ivy: Nothing we can't hanlde, right?
*Deadshot: Think I can figure this out. Okay, let's see if we can find a way to reach that elevator. 
*Poison Ivy: Sure but what's all this stuff?
*Harley Quinn: Ohmigosh! I know this place! It's the set they use for that new TV show! The one about the scientist who swap bodies with a dog... 
*Poison Ivy: Sounsd right up your alley, Harley.
*Deadshot: Okay, okay. Let's try to stay on track until we're out of danger. Besides, I still need to catch up on last week's episode. I can't use this? *Sigh* Guess everyone got their limits. 
*Security Guard: This is your last warning! Surrender now! 
*Poison Ivy: Some people are so hard to get rid of?! Any ideas how we get past?
*Deadshot: There's gotta be the way. I didn't come this far to lose now! 
*Poison Ivy: This should be it. The controls for the screen must be close by.
*Harley Quinn: Holee-spinnin-outta-controlee! I think it's safe to say that worked!
*Deadshot: No time to spectate. We're nearly there. 
*Poison Ivy: As you shall now see, Mother Nature can be powerful ally when you fight by her side.
*Harley Quinn: Now we'll show 'em! Good evening, ladies and germs! Listen up! The Justice Syndicate are a bunch of crooks! They're not heroes at all, and I can prove it. People of Metropolis... Prepare to the astonished, apalled and angered! We just stole some neato stuff previously procured by Wayne Tech. Mistah J and I love a good a-robbin'. Taking from all those suckers who are too honest to steal! Huh? That's not the video!
*(Ultraman arrives)
*Ultraman: Just what do you think you're doing, Miss?
*Harley Quinn: You! You an' your team are no-good, imposter copy-cats!
*Ultraman: No, Miss Quinn. We're the good guys, you're the villains! Putting all these good people at danger with your chaos and disorder. Why, I bet all this was just a distraction to steal from the fine folk? 
*Guy: Hey, my watch is missing?!
*Woman: Oh my, they stole my necklace!
*Guy 2: Urgh, my phone!
*Guy 3: Booooo!
*Guy: How dare she besmirch the good name of the Justice Syndicate?
*Harley Quinn: Holy-frame-a-roly! Where's Mistah J when ya need him?|
*Security Guard: Come on, Bob, the doc wants to see you.
*Bob: Another visitor on the couch?
*Mercy Graves: You need some fresh pies?
*The Joker: Ooooh, what flavor filling? Ooh!
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Hello, Joker.
*The Joker: Hex! Are you a ghost?
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Urgh! No. I'm not a ghost. I need you as many of your Arkham cell mates as you can muster to meet me at the Hall of Doom.
*The Joker: Well, I am out of pies. You get me out and I'm all yours. 
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Good clown. All you need to do is tune the guard's TV to channel 52. (Calls off)
*Captain Cold: Did I just hear you're ready to spring this joint? I've just finished fashioning a cold-gun out of bed springs and soap. 
*Security Guard: Hey! Knock it off! We gave you back your armor and stuff under the strict condition that you DON'T use them for villiany We can take them back just as easily. Stop! Freeze! Haha! Oh wait, it's not him, it's the other one. Uh, un any case, put your hands up! 
*Joker Minion: You okay, boss? Yeah? You're the boss. 
*The Joker: Wait... I can't use this? Huh! Looks like the joke's on me... 
*Joker Minion: Hey, boss! Need a hand? We can help you get there if you let us out of this cell.
*The Joker: Things are really starting to look UP for you guys! Hahaha! 
*Joker Minion: When Joker said we'd be climbing the ladder in no time, this isn't exactly what I imagined.
*Lois Lane: Did you hear that, Jimmy? Something's going on inside!
*Jimmy Olsen: What do you think it is, Lois?
*Lois Lane: I don't know, but with recent sightings of Harley Quinn still on the loose my hopes aren't high for this being good news. Was that Ultraman flying overhead? There's some serious criminal activity going on inside. If Ultraman and the rest of these stand- in heroes are here then we need to see what happens! Let's see if we can get in, this gala might not be so boring after all! 
*Jimmy Olsen: That's a VIP only area, Lois! We don't have tickets!
*Lois Lane: I doubt that matters right now, Jimmy! 
*Captain Cold: Hey! You got it working.
*The Joker: Now that show had explosive drama! Hahahaha.
*Security Guard: Inmates, we are experiencing technical difficulties. For your own safety, remain in your cells. 
*Captain Cold Come on, Joker, that leads down to the lower levels. Okay, that takes care of the easy part. Now where do we go? 
*The Joker: No idea, "mon frozen capitaine", but I'm sure our criminal buddies will help us break outta this dump. Let's go ask 'em, shall we?
*Livewire: Ooh... Is someone letting Livewire out to play? Hehehe... Let's have some fun! 
*Reverse-Flash: Ahh... It's was WAY too cramped in there! Time to stretch my legs a little. 
*Joker Minion: What's the matter? What is it, Chief? 
*Captain Cold: This seems to be our way out, boys and girls. Do your thing! 
*Livewire: Hmm... I could deal with that fuse box, but we'll need to find a way to reach it first. 
*Reverse-Flash: I believe MY powers should be able to help with that. 
*Captain Cold: This way! Follow me!
*Malcom Merlyn: Not interrupting, am I? Hahahaha! 
*Reverse-Flash: Well, that depends, Merlyn. You here to help us or just slow us down? 
*Malcom Merlyn: Oh, please, Thawne. Just because YOU spoiled our little trip to S.T.A.R. Labs... 
*Captain Cold: Guys! This isn't the time! Merlyn, did you see anything that could help us escape?
*Malcom Merlyn: Well, since you asked SO nicely, I think there's someone behind that security gate that could be persuaded to aid our escape.
*Soloman Grundy: Zzz... Zzz.... 
*Malcom Meryln: Well... there he is!
*Reverse-Flash: Soloman Grundy? You sure it's safe to let him out? 
*Malcom Merlyn: Nope, but I don't see any reason why we should let THAT stop us.
*Captain Cold: It would seem our zombified friend is a heavy-sleeper.
*Livewire: No surprise there. Maybe I can do something about that... 
*Soloman Grundy: Agh! Argh! Agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh.... ARGH!!!! 
*Livewire: Ha! I knew that'd work! 
*Soloman Grundy: Urgh... Grundy having such nice dream... 
*Livewire: Ooh! What do we have here? I bet I'll get a lotta rattings if I do a show with THIS on it! Ahh... Something to spark my interest, huh? I'll deal with this. 
*Captain Cold: Good. There should be enough parts up here to build what we need. 
*The Joker: Exit's ahead, guuuuuuuuuuuuys! 
*Livewire: Arggggghhhhhhhh! 
*Hugo Strange: Welcome. Seeing as you're here, as you can all assist me with my experiments. 
*Livewire: That's Doctor Hugo Strange! His experiments don't end well for those who assist him. 
*Hugo Strange: My thanks to you, Joker. This break out is the perfect oportunity to get more volunteers for my work... 
*The Joker: You're welcome!
*Hugo Strange: Volunteers like Robert here... 
*The Joker: Bobby! 
*Hugo Strange: I'm looking forward to seeing how you fare against my latest creation. Please, try your best to survive for as long as possible.
*Livewire: We're not taking that thing down without a plan, Joker!
*The Joker: Hmph! I don't like "plans"! I prefer schemes aid statagems! Plots and ploys! Malevolent, mischievous machinations... 
*Livewire: Sure, sure! Whatever you say. Let's just think of one, quick! 
*Hugo Strange: Enough delays! Get them! Get them now!
*The Joker: Ooh-hoo-hoo! I do love a trap I can sink my teeth into! Hahaha! 
*Livewire: Uh-oh. I think we made him mad! Run for it!
*The Joker: Phew! Not exactly MY idea of a "fun run"! That's MY excercise through for the year! 
*Livewire: If we can find more distractions, we should be able to wear him down.
*Hugo Strange: I grow tired of this time-wasting tomfoolery! Get them!
*Livewire: Oops! Did we do that? Haha!
*The Joker: Hahaha! Take THAT, you overgrown... Wuh-oh! Time to make like lightning and BOLT!
*Livewire: *Gasp* This thing doesn't let up! I'm not sure how much more of this we can take.
*Hugo Strange: They're vulnerable! Finish them, my beautiful creatures! ake me proud!
*The Joker: Ooh-boy! Seems like our fun's not over yet!
*Livewire: Ha! How'd you like THAT one, huh? Let's get him, Joker!
*Hugo Strange: No! You can't defeat my monster! My magnificent Monster Man! Nno-ho-hooo...!!
*The Joker: Nice work, bright spark.
*Livewire: Now we just need a way to get out of here.
*The Joker: Relax! I'm sure something will turn up. I'd like to say I knew that would happen... Ha ha ha! 
*Hugo Strange: Poor Robert. Perhaps some kind of rubber shoe... 
*The Joker: Thank heavens for small mercies. He He He! What's this? A party? Need a lift, Pumpkin? 
*Harley Quinn: Mistah J!
*'Ultraman: You think you can escape us, clown?
*Power Ring: I'd take that as a 'yes'. 
*Ultraman: Ah, forget them. We have more pressing issues to attend to. 
*The Joker: Ah, back to the old clubhouse.
*Malcom Merlyn: The Crime Syndicate is worse than the Justice League. They don't play fair! 
*Captain Cold: They broke my favorite cold gun!
*Cheetah: They stood on my tail!
*Clayface: They tried to use me as a casserole dish.
*The Penguin: I hear they got all the loot from the Battcave!
*Catwoman: You've gotta hand it to them, they're better at being villains than we are... 
*Lex Luthor: I beg to differ, Catwoman. No one is better at being a Villain than Lex Luthor.
*The Joker: Lex!
*Lex Luthor: Get off me, you painted buffoon. I didn't bust you out to play patty cake. I've been to LexCorp and seen this so called "Crime Syndicate". They're hunting for something, something powerful. You can bet when they find it, it'll be bad news for the Earth and more importantly, us! 
*Harley Quinn: But, Lexy, with the Justice League outta the picture, who's gonna stop them?
*Heat Wave: Oooo! Us! We can stop them!
*Malcom Merlyn: Indeed!
*Reverse-Flash: And then we can take over!
*Lex Luthor: Precisely! Whatever their game is, if they want to play at being 'Heroes', ..then we'll give them the greatest bunch of bad apples ever assembled. 
*The Joker: Do apples come in bunches?
*Lex Luthor: We'll show them how we do things on our Earth. 
*Poison Ivy: But Ultraman is so powerful. We have our limits, Lex. Apart from the walking power absorber here. 
*Lex Luthor: You don't say? Well, we will just have to recruit the strongest, most devious, most sneaky super-villain team this world has ever seen! Who's with me? Excellent. First up, let's go get Gorilla Grodd on the team. Let's get out of here. (Sighs) Why did Mercy have to park the jet all the way up there? This is such an inconvenience. 
*Reverse-Flash: Take it easy, Lex. Let's just find a way to reach it and we'll be in Gorilla City in no time at all... Y'know, by most people's standards.
*Mercy Graves: The jet's ready to depart when you are. Next stop; Gorilla City.
*Lois Lane: S.T.A.R. Labs, the Galaxy Communications Gala and now Arkham - the Justice Syndicate have let villains escape each and every time. These new heroes aren't quite filling the boots the League left behind.
*Jimmy Olsen: Say, why does Flash ear boots anyway? Aren't they kinda hard to run in? He should wear sneakers. 
*Lois Lane: It could be because the Justice Syndicate are Earth-3 heroes, not used to our Earth. Or perhaps our Earth-1 villains are too sneaky for them... There's something fishy about the Justice Syndicate, and I'm not just talking about Sea King. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Ha ha ha!
*Lois Lane: Come on, Jimmy, let's get back to work. The best place for us to be right now is the Planet newsroom. 
*Kent Clarkson: ...So despite a couple of hiccups, the Galaxy Communications Tower is open for business, reports of a breakout at Arkham have been greatly exggerated, ...and our friends, the Justice Syndicate, are not on the heels of the one or two villians that may still be at large...
*Heat Wave: If we're meeting Grodd at his place, couldn't you have parked a little closer, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: I don't want to startle the wildlife. Have you ever seen what a surprised ape can do?
*Heat Wave: Softly, softly, catch-ee monkey.
*Cheetah: Grodd's an ape, you fool...
*Heat Wave: Huh... This "Gorilal City" place don't seem so "advanced" to me.
*Captain Cold: This isn't the actual city, genius. These old ruins act as a secret entrance.
*Heat Wave: Uh... I knew that.
*Cheetah: Impressive. Let's see if we can find our way inside.
*Captain Cold: A welcoming committee? 
*Heat Wave: Why do they look so angry? They knew we were coming, right?
*Lex Luthor: It looks like someone forgot to give them the memo . Defend yourselves! 
*Reverse-Flash: Well this is just great! Anybody know a place where people DON'T wanna beat us up?
*Cheetah: "Us"? Yes. "You"? No.
*Reverse-Flash: Hmm... Whose plane is that? It looks like some of the parts might be useful.
*Heat Wave: Time for a little salavge operation, huh? Let's see what we got. Yeah, yeah. So what if I can't use this? Big deal! 
*Cheetah: Ahh... This is just the kind of situation my skills are well suited for. Sometimes I have to question our choices when it comes to building stuff. What's THIS thing supposed to do? 
*Captain Cold: Well it... uh... Isn't it obvious?
*Heat Wave: Ha! Now that's how you get the job done!
*Lex Luthor: Everybody, relax. Grodd has invited us, remember? This is going to be a walk in the park. Apes of Gorilla City. Take us to your leader! Greetings, oh great... ...Solovar?
*Heat Wave: Who's this guy?
*Reverse-Flash: Where's Grodd?
*Solovar: Grodd has been banished from here. Gorilla City is now unde rmy rule.
*Lex Luthor: Grodd was so specific, we had to meet him here.
*Gorilla Grodd: That is correct, Mister Luthor. Thank you for accepting my invitation. Solovar! I will vanquish you and take back my city! 
*Solovar: You're welcome to try... Clever, Grodd. Luring me out with your pets. 
*Reverse-Flash: Hey! 
*Solovar: Let's see you deal with this! 
*Gorilla Grodd: Challenging a mentally enhanced super gorilla? You're even less intelligent than you look! 
*Solovar: This city no longer belongs to you, Grodd! Surrender now befoer my patience expires! Argh! I guarantee you'll pay for that! Guards! Stop them! Arrest the intruders! Urgh! Your tricks are no match for me! I am a greater leader to our people than you ever were, Grodd! Accept that your time is over! My guards will now take you into custody... Seize them! I didn't want to come to this... 
*Gorilla Grodd: Apes of Gorilla City! Kneel before Grodd! Gorilla City now belongs to me. Thank you for your help, Mister Luthor. 
*Lex Luthor: It seems like we didn't have much choice. 
*Gorilal Grodd: If you'd have known my plan, Solovar could have seen it in you your thoughts and pulled it from your mind. Regardless, should you ever require aid... 
*Lex Luthor: Funny, you should mention it.
*Gorilla Grodd: No.
*Lex Luthor: Welcome, Grodd. We can introduce you to everyone later. I need you to help collect out next recruit... 
*Gorilla Grodd: You want me to find Sinestro?
*Lex Luthor: Pick those you think would be most helpful.
*Scarecrow: Ooo! I can find out where Sinestro is, I'm his biggest fan! Yees! 
*Gorilla Grodd: And you.
*Lex Luthor: The Rookie, eh? Yes, that one is becoming most useful. Very well, any thoughts where to start looking? 
*Scarecrow: Ach! He's been captured by the Crime Syndicate and taken to Oa!
*Gorilla Grodd: Hmmm. The home of the Green Lantern Corps. I can locate the vessel to get us there. 
*Lex Luthor: Very clever.
*Gorilla Grodd: Well, why didn't you bring me along for my personality. Come along, my silent friend. If it's a spaceship we need, I happen to know an aircraft hangar near Smallville where he can find one. Do these fools not realize why they'd dealing with? 
*Atom: This Brainiac shrinking technology is amazing! I wonder if I can... Hey! What's going on? You're not supposed to be here! 
*Gorilla Grodd: The Atom? We'll need to defeat him if we want to acquire Brainiac's ship!
*Atom: I've never been one to shrink from a challenge... Ouch! I still say you have "little" no change of beating me! Urgh! Maybe I should concentrate more on fighting and less on making size related puns... Agh! Defeating you won't be a tall order! 
*Killer Frost: What is all that?
*Gorilla Grodd: Some tech the Justice League must have put into storage. 
*Killer Frost: Is it junk?
*Gorilla Grodd: Not in my hands. There's more than one way to get into space. Like this Slideways Teleporter for example. Well, come on, then!
*Owlman: Oh, what's the matter, Sea King? Tide gone out?
*Sea King: The Earth is covered two-thirds in water. If we're to fulfil our promise, I require aid in searching the oceans.
*Superwoman: Everyone has their sectors to search, Sea King. You frightened of a little hard work?
*Sea King: No, but I detest this playing at being a hero!
*Ultraman: As do we all... By pretending to be the planet's do-gooders allows us to search unhindred and unquestioned.
*Deathstorm: Here, Sea King, I got a little helper for you.
*Killer Frost: The Watchtower!
*Scarecrow: Someone has been through here and cleaned it out.
*Gorilla Grodd: Let's hope they've left us something to get us to Oa... 
*Killer Frost: There's gotta be a ship here we can use to reach Oa. I see those Justice League pests using them all the time.
*Voice: ALERT! Intruder. Lockdown initated. TAMPER PROTCOL ACTIVE. ERROR! ERROR! Security Systems Failure! Update Required... Attempting reboot. Systems Failture. ERROR! ERROR! Please contact the neartest tech support staff member. Re-routing power. Main security protcol failure. Hangar security compromised. System reboot needed. Security systems, reset. ERROR! ERROR! Database failure. Security reboot failed. Security shutdown. Main power restored, no security active. 
*Killer Frost: It won't take a snowstorm to deal with this.
*Captain Cold: Captain Cold is more than ready for another chilling encounter.
*Jimmy Olsen: Rolling.
*Lois Lane: That was another witness calling in about the Atom colliding with villains in Kansas, with no Justice Syndicate around to help him. Time to check up on Mr. Power Ring and his super friends, to see just how busy they are.
*Jimmy Olsen: Clarkson told me Power Ring is on the planet Oa, he didn't say what he was doing...
*Lois Lane: Time to find out... Hello operator? Yes, I'd like to place a call to Oa. To the Guardians of the Universe. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Won't a call to a planet that far away rack up a big loud distance bill?
*Lois Lane: Don't worry, Jimmy, it's a collect call.
*Kiler Frost: If anyone asks, it was like this when we found it, okay?
*Sinestro: Release me! The fearsome Sinestro will not tolerate such treatment!
*Power Ring: There.
*Ganthet: We are grateful at your service. However, there is something about you, Green Lantern of Earth-3, that is... odd. You are not what you seem... 
*Power Ring: What? I got the ring, the green suit, the cool moves, I'm totally the real deal! I was, you know, sort of in the middle of something. So can I go now? 
*Ganthet: One moment. Stay, as we, the Guardians of the Universe, delibrate on the fate of Sinestro.
*Sinestro: Urrrgh, this is going to take forever!
*Gorilla Grodd: Any landing you can walk away from.
*Scarecrow: That was terrifying. 
*Killer Frost: And you should know. 
*Gorilla Grodd: Alright, knock it off. Let's figure out a way to get down. Our mission to appears to be off a rather uninspring start. I rust you can at least repair our ship? 
*Killer Frost: What/ Uh, sure we can...
*Scarecrow: Yeah, we might not be super geniuses like you, Grodd but we do have our uses.
*Gorilla Grodd: It would seem that in addition to getting Sinestro to help us fight our enemies, we also require him to transport us home. 
*Killer Frost: Yeah. Let's hope he's feeling generous.
*Scarecrow: We'll need to find out where they're keeping him first. Let's go.
*Killer Frost: Ugh! Great! I think we've been spotted, guys!
*Gorilla Grodd: I can't use this? Well... I didn't want to, anyway! Hmm... My powers of mental persuasion might be use on that unsuspecting fellow. I'll need to get closer to fully establish a link. Now the world shall witness my unmatched intelligent. 
*Killer Frost: Hmm... That looks like the entrance to the prisoner cells. Any ideas how we get past the guards?
*Scarecrow: I'm AFRAID so! Hahaha!
*Killer Frost: I don't get it. What does that mean?
*Gorilla Grodd: I believe Scarecrow intends to use his fear-based toxin to proceed. 
*Scarecrow: Uh, yes. That's correct. 
*Killer Frost: Ah, okay. I got you now. Sometimes when you're teaming up with other villains you forgot how much wordplay's involved. 
*Scarecrow: Muuhahahahahaha!!!! Yes! Let the fear control you! Embrace you! Embrace it! Hahaha!
*Gorilla Grodd: I have to admit, you really own that gimmick, Scarecrow.
*Scarecrow: Why, thank you, Grodd. I like to think that the little details make all the difference.
*(Killer Frost, Rookie, Scarecrow and Gorilla Grodd are spying on Green Lantern Corps and Sinestro)
*Gorilla Grodd: There he is.
*Sinestro: Free!
*Gorilla Grodd: Sinestro, in exchange of your freedom, Lex Luthor seeks your aid on Earth.
*Sinestro: I owe Lex a debt. So be it! Let all Earth fear me!
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): Going somwhere, Sinestro? Our newest member is going to show us all how he beat you the first time. Aren't you?
*Power Ring: Er... Me? Er, last time er... Okay, I'll see what I can do. 
*Sinestro: Your will is weak. You will lose this time...
*Power Ring: I... I can't do this! You guys handle them! Go! GO! So we get this over and everything's done, right? Okay, bad guys! You're totally gonna... lose! Right? 
*Scarecrow: What was THAT about? Who was he just talking to?
*Sinestro: His Lantern Ring...I believe his will is so weak, it's managing to completely guide his actions. Enough of this imposter's games. Let's find a way to show him the true power of the Sinestro Corps! Take this, you pale imitation! 
*Scarecrow: Ha, ha! Oustanding work, Sinestro!
*Power Ring: Urgh! I guess this means it's time to surrender then. What? You want us to keep fighting...? Oh, boy! Oh, that dose it! Now we are REALLY, uh, annoyed! You are gonna pay for your... annoying-ness! You really think you can stop me, do you? Well, all I have to say that is... you're PROBABLY wrong! 
*Sinestro: Nothing can stop the ower of fear!
*Power Ring: Haha! Indeed! I think you and I are going to get along quite nicely, Sinestro. No... No... Not again! Why me? Why does everything bad always happen to me? 
*Sinestro: Poor fellow.
*Scarecrow: Sinetro! Quickly! This way be our only chance to escape!
*Gorilla Grodd: Back to Earth! Luthor is waiting.
*Sea King: Urggh! So much ocean!
*(Mercy Graves is spying on the Crime Syndicate)
*Kalibak: Why am I recieveing reports of your team allowing villains to escape?
*Ultraman: Power Ring ran into some difficulty, nothing to worrry about.
*Kalibak: Our mater demands results. He is growing inpaitent... 
*Ultraman: We are close to finding the artifact, rest assured. Being heroes, we have access to every restricted lab and base on the planet. We can just walk right in.
*Johnny Quick: I never had Aquaman pegged for a golfer.
*Kalibak: Get it done. And don't risk destroying it!
*Sinestro: Fear not, n'er-do-wells of Earth! I will carry you to victory!
*Captain Cold: Huh! Get a load of this guy!
*Lex Luthor: Welcome, Sinestro. It's true you will all be a valuable additon to our growing forces.
*Gorilla Grodd: We'll need more than just fear, Lex.
*Lex Luthor: Grodd is right, Sinestro, even with our combined intellect we need more big hitters. "Gotham museum' has artifacts from Kahndaq on display... 
*Malcom Merlyn: Kahndaq?! You're not seriously thinking about recruiting Black Adam, are you?
*Lex Luthor: The key to Black Adam's freedom like somewhere in that exhibition.
*Gorilla Grodd: A magic prison of soem kind?
*The Joker: Magic! Harley and me love magic. Can we go Lex, can we, huh? Can we, can we, can we?
*Sinestro: Are you ready to leave for the museum?
*The Joker: So sorry to disappoint you, my fear-focused friend but I've got to go catch up with an old pal of mine. But' I'm sure Harley here would be happy to show you the way. 
*Harley Quinn: What? Oh, absolutely, Puddin'! If there's one thing I love to do it's taking weird color-obssesed aliens on trips to the museum!
*Sinestro: Indeed... but let's hurry. The sooner we can get to Adam, the sooner we can be rid of these false heroes. Hmm... That should be enough. Now, let's make our way inside and find Black Adam. 
*Lois Lane: Not to mention- 
*Jimmy Olsen: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Okay, ready. 
*Lois Lane: He's not reporting on this crime wave, Jimmy. Whioch is really odd for a reporter with his credintials.
*Jimmy Olsen: Kent Clarkson? Where did he work before coming here to the Planet?
*Lois Lane: According to his resume, he's been all over the world, looking for the most exciting stories. Yet when alternate dimension heroes descend on Gotham and Metropolis and fall to keep up the strandards of the Justice League, he misses out on the details! 
*Jimmy Olsen: You know, some people exaggerated their resumes...
*Lois Lane: Clarkson is not definitely not what he seems... but that's not wjhat's important right now. Let's focus on this crime wave, Jimmy. If Clarkson won't report, we will! 
*Security Guard: Museum's closing. No ore learning for you today! Off you go!
*Sinestro: I still don't see why we have to sneak around.
*Harley Quinn: If we set off the alarms, the building will lock down and those Crime Syndicate creeps might show up.
*Sinestro: Pah! I, Sinestro, fear nothing. Except maybe long silences.
*Harley Quinn: Hmmm, well I don't want to give them fake heroes any our publicity at my expense. The coast's clear, let's go! That's where we neesd to be. All the Kahndaq stuff is in there. 
*Sinestro: I don't want to know what part of you we were in.
*The Joker: Okay, Silly-Smile Squad! There's our way in! Let's go!
*Sinestro: Ha! That unsuspecting fool of a security guard doesn't know what fate awaits him.
*Clayface: Remember what we talked about. We don't want nothing that'll get the attention of the Justice Syndicate.
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, the last thing we need are those locust, good fer-nothins showin' up! Gotta be a way to get past the gaurd real quiet like!
*The Joker: Ooh! I know just the thing! Let's see if the parts I need are around here... 
*Clayface: I might be the starting role but I'm gonna need some supporting players to help me deal with this thing.
*Harley Quinn: You want us to help you make some of the laughing toxin, Mistah J! No sweat!
*The Joker: Haha! Time to put a little smile on that poor security guard's face!
*Security Guard: Ha... Haha... Ha! Hahaha! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Harley Quinn: Ha! Another satisfield audience! Hoe do you do it, Mistah J?
*The Joker: Oh, Harley... You know it's all in the delivery. Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Hahaha! Good'n... Puddin'!
*Clayface: If you two are about done, we still got a magical tomb to raid!
*Sinestro: It's difficult to imagine anything of such immense power being contained in such an ordinary museum.
*Clayface: Hey, there ain't no better hiding place than in plain sight, pal! Take it from someone who knows!
*Sinestro: This must be it. We'll need to direct a source of light through that amulet and into Black Adam's sarcophagus for it open.
*Harley Quinn: Ooh! Sounds like SOMEONE'S been payin' attention!
*The Joker: Huh! Show off!
*Harley Quinn: If you think I can't deal with this kinda thing... Well, you're right. But I still don't have to be happy abou it!
*Clayface: Well? Why ain't it working?
*The Joker: Yeah I thought we'd be knee deep in rabbits and playing cards by now. I want magic!!!! 
*Harley Quinn: Of course, the magic words! 
*Sinestro: Wait... There it is! Sher~zam! 
*Black Adam: I, Black Adam, am free! I'm sure I can get through those walls. 
*Billy Baston: But can you get through me? Shazam!
*(Billy Baston transform into Shazam)
*Sinestro: Shazam?
*The Joker: Ha, leave this to me. Abraca zebra! 
*Superwoman: I'm here to help!
*Shazam: I'm a big fan of your work. You're just in time to see me clean their clocks!
*Superwoman: What is he doing here?
*Shazam: Are you with them?
*Mazahs: Those curs? Never! I, Mazahs, come from Earth-3 to fight all evil.
*Shazam: Surely you don't mean her? This woman has become one of our Earth's greatest heroes! And I should know, being one myself! 
*Superwoman: Er, yes. That's right, I'm a hero now so, er... Why don't you take care of these guys for me, and we'll catch up later? 
*Shazam: Great idaa! 
*Mazahs: Oh, of course! 
*Superwoman: Okay, bye then!
*Shazam: Whoa! Teaming up with the Earth-3 version of me? That's totally... uh... interesting! Yep!
*Mazahs: There'll be time to explain later. For now, we have business to take care of.
*Black Adam: It matters not. Their puny alliance will only mean a greater victory to mark my return to this world!
*Shazam: Urgh! These guys are the worst! Let's show 'em what we can do!
*Mazahs: Very well. I shall demonstrate the powers that have made me the greatest hero of all time!
*Shazam: "Greatest hero fo all time"?
*Mazahs: Quickly! We must combine our forces! I cannot lose!
*Sinestro: Urgh! We almost had it! Let's try that again, shall we? 
*Shazam: Let's try another team-up!
*Mazahs: Urgh! I... I don't know how this could have happened... 
*Shazam: Oh, man! Looks like it's up to me! I got you now... and I mean it this time! Urgh... I think I'm done? Well, I got bad news for you... I'M NOT! 
*Black Adam: Give my regards to the Rock of Eternity! Kerchunga! That felt most satisfying. 
*The Joker: How's it going, Houdini? So we're putting a team of super bad guys together, to take down another team of super bad guys. Interested?
*Black Adam: That does not concern me, clown person.
*Harley Quinn: Okay, how about this? If you don't help us, we'll put you back where we found you.
*Black Adam: Uh, very well, I agree. But can we stop for drive-through? I haven't eaten for eternity. 
*Kent Clarkson: Hi folks, The Justice Syndicate need your help! The recent break-in at Gotham Museum is thought to be linked to local villains trying to track down alien artifacts, for no good purposes, obviously! So keep 'em peeled, and call in if you find or see anything out of the ordinary. Anything! 
*(Mercy Graves is spying on Superwoman and Jphnny Quick)
*Johnny Quick: Ultraman? More like Ultra-stupid! Didn't he think maybe asking all this Earth's fools to call us about anything odd-looking might be a bad idea? I mean, really? 
*Superwoman: You might have a point, Johnny.
*Owlman: Well your helpers got stuck in a cosmic rock and allowed Black Adam to escape!
*Sea King: What? First Power Ring, and now you! This Earth's villains are not playing nice.
*Owlman: Every time we beat them, it keeps the normals believing our cover story. We need that in place to carry on the search! 
*Sea King: Says you! I says we find these villains and show them to runs the planet now!
*Owlman: Don't forget, this world has been promised to us when we find the artifact!
*Sea King: I've had enough of this hero bilge. Being good is so boring! Oh. What's that, Nippy? Hmmm, interesting! Excellent. Looks like it's time for a voyage! 
*Harley Quinn: S'pose we should be gettin' back to our base.
*The Joker: Indeed, my dear!
*Clayface: Uh, sure. We'll run ahead. See you guys back at the base.
*(Clayface, Harley Quinn and The Joker runs away)
*Lois Lane: Really?! No way?! Fascinating, thank you sir. (Sighs) Amazing! Did you get all that, Jimmy?
*Jimmy Olsen: Uhh... 
*Lois Lane: What an informative interview - that eyewitness saw a number of the Syndicate failing to stop an active crime. What is so important that Superwoman would leave Harley Quinn and the Joker running around? They aren't the usual actions of a Superhero. 
*Jimmy Olsen: No?
*Lois Lane: Absolutely not! something big is going on behind the scenes and we're going to find out what it is! 
*Sea King: Ha ha! Found ye I did! Now to do what we should have done when we first gots here! Take her down, Squiddy! 
*Clayface: Hey!
*Black Adam: Ow, unhand me!
*The Riddler: My cane!
*Malcom Merlyn: I think the sushi's arrived!
*Harley Quinn: What's going on?
*Sea King: Ah hah! Catch of the day!
*Poison Ivy: Harley! No!
*(Black Manta and King Shark arrives)
*King Shark: Ivy Lady! Big sea monster roaming the seas!
*Black Manta: We need shelter. Can you accoommoate is in the Hall of Doom until we figure out what it wants?
*King Shark: Sea not safe! Hide us!
*Poison Ivy: What? No! That sea monster dragged away the Hall of Doom and my friend! And you're going to help me to get them back. Aren't you? Where tare they taking her? Harley! 
*Black Manta: Odd name for a squid.
*Sea King: Ah, more guests! Have at 'em, Squiddy! Arrgh! You'll be sorry you decided to follow me, you worthless scallywags! Ha-harr! 
*Poison ivy: No-one steals our friends from us!
*Black Manta: Surrender, Sea King! There's only room for ONE ruler of the oceans and that's ME!
*Kign Shark: Alright, enough talk! King Shark is feelin' HUNGRY!
*Sea King: Your precious base and everything inside it belongs to me now... including your criminal buddies!
*Black Manta: What madness is this? Something I am unable to use?
*Sea King: I warned ya, didn't I?
*Black Manta: Hey! Where are you going, Sea King? You scare?
*Poison Ivy: I think he wants to let his "pet" do the rest of his dirty work.
*King Shark: Ha! Fine by me! Not even some overgrown octopus can stop King Shark! 
*Black Manta: As much as I admire your enthusism, my fishy friend, defeating this creature may require an extra level of thought. I shall dispense with this easily! 
*King Shark: Ha! That showed him not to mess with us! 
*Black Manta: I wouldn't be so sure. I believe Sea King is using a form of mind control to command the octopus. 
*Sea King: You don't stand a chance! Got a surprise for ya... Bet you wished you hadn't followed me now, eh? Hahaha! 
*Black Manta: The wretched Sea King is even more insufferable than Aquaman!
*Poison Ivy: They've combined their powers. Maybe there's something around here we can use to take them both down. How about a little toy for your octopus friend, Sea King? I do hope you approve! 
*Sea King: What? What are you doing? No! No, you beat! Get them! Gah1 Blast it! You got lucky, that's all! Sea King never loses! 
*King Shark: Hey! Is he trying to leave the party early or something? Hey! Look who managed to escape! 
*Harley Quinn: King Shark? Izzat you? Wait a sec... Ivy?! Aww, you guys came to rescue me!
*Black Manta: You three can catch up later. Right now, we've got a runaway super-villain base to reacquire! 
*Poison Ivy: It's okay! I'll stay here with Harley. You two, get after him!
*King Shark: Ha! Fresh meat this way! Hehehe... 
*Black Manta: I believe they went through here. Let's find a way past. 
*Sea King: You STILL persist?! I had no idea the people of this Earth were too foolish!
*Black Manta: I feel you're about to learn a great deal about us!
*King Shark: Yeah, like that I'm a shark... King Shark! Hahaha!
*Sea King: Now you'll see why I'm the true ruler of the oceans! You're in DEEP trouble! (Groans) Scuppered by sea scoundrels! 
*Poison Ivy: You still want to hide in here, boys?
*Black Manta: Very funny, Ivy. You got your friend back, so we'll be on our way.
*Harley Quinn: Left a little. A little more!
*Clayface: Nom nom nom!
*Lex Luthor: Enough nonsense!
*The Joker: Nice suit, Lex!
*Lex Luthor: If the Crime Syndicate can find us, we must strike now! Thanks to them, there's no more Justice League, but now we need to show these Earth-3 imposters how we do things around here. Time to find out what they're up to, kick them out and make this planet ours! 
*The Joker: Yesss!
*Clayface: Yeah!
*The Rioddler: Let's get' em!
*Lex Luthor: We need to get to their base at LexCorp, and take them down! ah, the Rookie. I've watched your powers grow and I'm imprressed. Pah! Having to sneak into my own building? This is ridiculous! 
*Gorilal Grodd: An specific thoguhts as to how we might get inside? They'll certainly notice ME if we attempt to enter through the front door. 
*Lex Luthor: (Sighs) There's no need to worry. I have everything under control. This way. 
*Lois Lane: Okay, time to comfirm it if these rumors are true... here he comes. Thanks for agreeing to speak with us, sir. So, is it true a series of bizarre events is recently occured on the swamp near here? So is it true that all the local water bubbled to dued to unusual activity? Incredible! And the rumor of a feroicious man-shark being spotted? And that a giant octopus stalks these waters, dragging boats and buildings to a watery demise?! Thanks so much for comfirming all this, sir! What a story! He really was a chatterbox, huh? Still, we got what we needed. Let's go! 
*Security Officer: I'll need to see some ID. That guy looks taller... 
*Lex Luthor: We need to get to the control room. 
*Gorilla Grodd: Okay, let's get moving. Huh? Who's that?
*Lex Luthor: Just one of my faithful employees... Wait. What are you doing? Ah, that's better. What would Lex Luthor be without robotic minions? 
*Sinestro: A lot more quiet, perhaps.
*Lex Luthor: I'll have these taken care of with ease! 
*Gorilla Grodd: What's this? A reward for me? Well, I must say, it's certainly long overdue! 
*Black Adam: Finally! It's taking too long!
*Sinestro: Patience, Adam. We must work together to defeat the Crime Syndicate. Now is not the time for ego. 
*Gorilla Grodd: You're certain there isn't an easier way to get around this place, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: If there was, don't you think I'd use it? Let's access the main reception decsk. 
*Robot: Hello and welcome to LexCorp. Please take a seat until Mister Luthor returns.
*Lex Luthor: But I am Mister Luthor! Urgh! They must have changed the security codes to keep us out.
*Gorilla Grodd: Whatever it is they're up to, they don't want the world to find out about it. There must be a way past. 
*Lex Luthior: Perhaps the receptionist could be reprogrammed into helping us.
*Black Adam: More delays? Why do we continue to waste time like this when the Crime Syndicate knows we are here?
*Sinestro: They may know we're here, but the only way we're ever going to reach them is by following Luthor.
*Gorilla Grodd: Yes, Adam. Please be patient.
*Black Adam: Patient? This is not my way. I take what I want when I want.
*Gorilla Grodd: This is your idea of reprogramming the receptionist into helping us, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: Just a few minor upgrades and she'll be perfect.
*Sinestro: They say that genius is often misunderstood... but I'm not certain this qualifies.
*Gorilla Grodd: Oh, I'm sorry. Did anyone else want this? No, of course not. Trust me, I'm psychic. I can tell.
*Lex Luthor: There we are. I knew we'd find a way through. Nothing like a little inventing to focus the mind.
*Black Adam: It's as if they were waiting for us.
*Ultraman: Of course we were.
*Lex Luthor: Ultraman... As aranged. They're all yours.
*Ultraman: Your so-called ally Lex told us you were on your way.
*Owlman: He said he simply couldn't allow this attack to succeed...
*Supewoman: You have don well, Lex.
*Lex Luthor: My tech can help you find whatever it is that you're looking for, in exchange for my share of ther Earth when you're done.
*The Joker: I'd watch him, Ultra-bland. I don't think he can be trusted...
*Black Adam: Well, I came here for a fight!
*Sinestro: Get them!
*Grid: Grid... Online!
*Captain Boomerang: Well aren't you just the friendliest looking thing? 
*Deadshot: I'm gonna guess he's not programmed to give out hugs!
*Grid: This world is ours. Have a nice day. Once again, my systems have failed. Need... better... battery. 
*Deadshot: It's going to take something a little heavier to put him down.
*Captain Boomerang: You're right there, mate. Let's see what we can find.
*Grid: Incoming danger detected! 
*Captain Boomerang: Aww... Too slow, mate! Haha!
*Grid: My technology is uperior to all.
*Deadshot: He's not going to stay down forever. Newbie, you think you could do a little creative re-wiring? 
*Grid: Have... a nice... day... 
*Deathstorm: Ha! I always knew Grid was nothing more than scrap metal! You won't deal with ME so easily!
*Catwoman: Wow... So much for "team spirit".
*Harley Quinn: Yeah! With friends like those... yadda, yadda, yadda!
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy not want to be fire man's friend!
*Deathstorm: Haha! I'm all fired up now! Gah... Where am I? 
*Soloman Grundy: Time to go "bye-bye", Mister Fire Man!
*Deathstorm: Urgh... Did I get them?
*Catwoman: Now's our chance! Sorry to put you out like this.
*Deathstorm: Here it comes! Your doom awaits! No force on your puny world can stop me! I... I can't believe this... This... can't be happening... 
*Harley Quinn: We gotcha now, hot stuff!
*Deathstorm: Urgh... Did I get them?
*The Joker: Right! Now I want to have a word with Lex. 
*Lex Luthor: Yes, of course. That makes sense. 
*Sinestro: Luthor! No! Don't touch that.
*Owlman: You don't know what you're doing!
*Lex Luthor: Oh, but I do. Using your techonology I'll soon get rid of anyone who could oppose my total rule of this planet... Hero or Villain! 
*Superwoman: You tricked all of us?
*Lex Luthor: I'm going to get rid of you ust like you get rid of the Justice League. No! What are you doing?! 
*Kent Clarkson: Hey folks, you'd have to be living under a rock not to notice the new planet in the sky.
*Guy: What's that now?
*Kent Clarkson: ...Let's go live to the Justice Syndicate for an update on just what's happening.
*Ultraman: People of Earth. Don't panic! We, your heroes, are currently assessing if any threat is posed by this new moon now orbiting your Earth. 
*Superwoman: At the moment it looks like there is no cause for alarm. Reassuring smile.
*Kent Clarkson: There you go, folk, nothing to worry about!
*Harley Quinn: Where are we, Puddin'? If we're over the rainbow, I ain't impressed.
*The Joker: I agree. Oooo, but look what's going on iver there. It looks like they're having a party. They won't mind if we crash it... 
*Harley Quinn: Hmmm, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
*The Joker: Let's go and join the party! You two, don't fall too far behind. People could get suspicious.
*Harley Quinn: No problem, Puddin'! We'll keep up with ya! That Superman wannabe won't know what hit him!
*The Joker: You two got here awfully fast! Guess it goes to show that fitness is no joke!
*Harley Quinn: Ooh... fire! I like this one! Hey, can I borrow that when you're done with it, Mistah Demon, sir?
*Lois Lane: There's no way all these events are coincidental. The Justice League would have heard about this. They should be here, right now, but they'er not. 
*Jimym Olsen: We're in a whole leap of trouble!
*Lois Lane: It means either the Justice League are no more... Or what the Syndicate told the world, about the Justice League being on a mission, wasn't true! 
*Jimmy Olsen: You mean the Syndicate lied? But aren't they heroes? 
*Lois Lane: Let's keep a closer eye on Clarkson; whatever he reports we can assume the opposite is true,
*Jimmy Olsen: Even his article on alligators not being good house pets?
*Lois Lane: Okay, that one is true. Come on!
*Harley Quinn: Come on, Mistah J. This place is too weird, even for me.
*The Joker: I love it! The chaos is so... Inviograting! I'll fit right in.
*Harley Quinn: If you say so...
*The Joker: Alright, Pumpkin-pie! Let's see if anyone's home!
*Harley Quinn: Sure thing, Puddin'!
*The Joker: Ha! Leave this to me!
*Harley Quinn: Well, what d'ya know? Just the job for Harley Quinn!
*The Joker: Wait! What just happened to "Captain Chatterbox"? 
*Harley Quinn: Collectin' more super powers, I guess. Ain't you been payin' attention, Mistah J?
*The Joker: Ooh! Super powers, huh? Okay, "motor-mouth", let's see some tricks! 
*Harley Quinn: Hey! Not bad! I bet Ivy would'a been proud'a that one!
*The Joker: Hmm... Y'know, someone really ought to brighten this place up a little. 
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, but on the other hand, the whole dark, gloomy, lava-ey motif really works for 'em.
*The Joker: Ahh! What do we have here? A little transportation for us at last? 
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, Mistah J! Let's take it for a spin! Y'know... once we find where they left he keys or whatever. Okiedokie! Time for a little "test drive"!
*The Joker: Alright, kiddo! Here we go! 
*Harley Quinn: Aw, who left THAT in our way?! Let's blast it! 
*The Joker: Oh, dear! A gap in the road? Seems pretty dangerous to me! Let's see if we can do something abou tit!
*Harley Quinn: Agh! What happened?! Uh-oh, Mistah J! Looks like we got ourselves a not-so-friendly rival! 
*The Joker: Relax, Harley! We'll make short work of these particular party-poopers! 
*Harley Quinn: Ha! That takes care'a that! Now we just gotta power this thing up and get it movin' again. You got lightin, powers, don't ya, newbie?
*The Joker: Haha! That did it! Here we come, uncertain and potentitaly dangerous destination! Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Dangerous? Oh, right. Uh... yay!
*The Joker: Here you go, try no to scratch it.
*Darkseid: Report.
*Dessad: My Lord, Apokolips has been brought to Earth, via some kind of Boom Tube overload. 
*Granny Goodness: Don't bother him with that Dessad! A more pressing concern, my Lord, is that the prisoners have escaped! They are making their way here as we speak! 
*Kalibak: Spare us your cowardice, Granny Goodness. No prisoner is a matych for Kalibak!
*Granny Goodness: "Cowardice"?! Don't you speak to your elders like that! 
*Darkseid: Enough! Darkseid is not troubled by such petty news, not when the Anti-Life Equation will soon be mine.
*Harley Quinn: "Anti-Life"...? Ooh that sounds bad, Mistah J.
*Kalibak: The Crime Syndicate claim they are very close to locating the artifact.
*Darkseid: Good. Nothing else is for importance. Huh? 
*The Joker: What's got into this thing?
*Kalibak: Who goes there?
*Granny Goodness: Is it them?
*The Joker: I think you and I would make quite the team!
*Harley QUinn: Where are the justice League when you need them?
*(Wonder Woman, The Flash, Cyborg, Superman, Batman, Aquaman and Green Lantern arrives)
*Batman: Your prisoners couldn't hold us. Joker?! What are you doing here? 
*Superman: Last chance to surrender, Darkseid!
*Darkseid: Enjoy your trip. 
*The Flash: Superman!
*Darkseid: Your escape attempt has been a waste of time. 
*Cyborg: We've beaten bigger than you before, and we'll do it again.
*Darkseid: As they say on your world... "you and whoose army?"
*(Green Lantern Corps arrives)
*Darkseid: What?
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): You didn't think this traveling across the galaxy would go unnoticed, did you?
*Darkseid: Stop them! 
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): We'll hold Darkseid's legions, you guys regroup at the Watchtower! 
*Batman: Get the clown! 
*Ultraman: Er, Darkseid. We were...
*Johnny Quick: No packing! 
*Darkseid: Enough! Despite my arrival, the plan remains the same. Continue with your heroic farcade and find me the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation! Soon the universe shall be mine!!!! 
*Johnny Quick: But he does an evil guy laugh now.
*Harley Quinn: What happened to you do-gooders?
*Wonder Woman: It's a long story, for another time.
*Batman: Okay, Joker, what's going on? Moving planets is a little out of your league. 
*The Joker: What! No hug?
*Harley Quinn: He ain't mixed up in this, honest! We don't even know the "Anti-Life Equation" is! 
*Wonder Woman: Huh?
*Green Lantern: Huh?
*The Joker: Okaaaay, bad reaction. So what is this "anti-lice evasion"?
*Cyborg: The Anti-Life Equation is supwer powerful. Anyone who learns it would be able to control any planet they choose. Perhaps even the entire universe.
*Wonder Woman: Darkseid must think it's on our Earth.
*The Flash: The thing I don't get it is why Darkseid didn't invade Earth himself. Why did he take the trouble to replace us? 
*Batman: So our stand-ins, the 'Justice Syndicate', could search the planet freely and without suspicion. 
*Harley Quinn: Those no good, phony fraudsters. But hey! Now you real deal heroes are back, you can sort tis all out, right?
*Aquaman: Wrong. I think we might have a problem.
*Kent Clarkson: Well, folks, I've got bad news. It seems the Justice League failed in their super secret mission, which has cuased it... We also have exclusive footage showing that the Justice League, have turned bad! Condemation of the Justice League has been swift. 
*Robin: I'm mean, I'm surprised Superman and Wonder Woman have tuned bad.
*Woman: Not that Batman though. I always thought he was kind dark. 
*Robin: I guess, he never let me drive the Batmobile, I suppose... 
*Ultraman: Uh, but don't worry, folks. It's not all bad news, as we're here to help! You're safe with us! 
*Batman: We won't be able to count assistance from the usual places. We're going to need help from elsewhere. 
*The Flash: And shouldn't we try to find Superman?
*The Joker: After all, he has more powers than you, doesn't he, Batman?
*Aquaman: Yes! I declare this to be the catch of the day!
*Voice: System... malfuction. Reboot... failure... Please call help... desk. Please will all... heroes remember to submit... their personnal forms... into... into... W... A... S... Key binding... fail... failure... Central base unit... replaceee... baseholo... holographic display... Laughing... fish... Laughing... fish... 
*Green Lantern: Better leave this one for someone else to handle.
*Voice: All... employeeeeeeeessss... benefits... failure... Computer mainframe damaged... base... base... holographics disabled... monitor initialzation failure... fail... power low... need power update... initiate robot. Error! Error! Power overload! System check... Power normal. Server robot successful. Loading system diagnostics. System scans ready for intialozaton. 
*Lois Lane: Aw coem on, Perry. That 'footage' was total baloney, and you know it! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Are you sure you wshould be talking to Mr. White like this, Lois?
*Lois Lane: The Justice League are the GOOD guys! Who was it got you a last minute gift when you forgot your wife's birthday? Superman! And let's not forget all the times Cyborg has helped reset your emil password! Okay, deal! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Aw come on...
*Lois Lane: If the League come back and save the day, which they will, I get to do the report, and Jimmy gets to shoot it. If we're wrong we'll happt resign. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Why'd I have to be dragged into this!?
*Aquaman: Good luck down there.
*Batman: Copy that.
*The Joker: I'm the co-pilot.
*Batman: Give me that back! Now, sit there and don't touh anything@
*The Joker: Ooo, what do these do?
*Wonder Woman: Welcome to Themyscria! My people are pretty serious, so Harley, you'll need to be on your best behavior. 
*Harley Quinn: Yes, Ma'am! 
*Wonder Woman: Stand down! I've brought outsiders but... You're all under mind control! Who did this? 
*Ganny Goodness: That would be us!
*Wonder Woman: Granny Goodness!
*Granny Goodness: Since we're here, I thought why not a recruit a few more of you for my Female Furies. In fact, I think you'd make a grand addition, too. Virman, bring her to the temple. 
*Virman Vundabar: But of course! Furies, attack!
*Harley Quinn: Sorry, that's as best as my best behavior gets.
*Wonder Woman: I can live with that. We need to break the mind control on these Amazons! 
*Granny Goodness: Ah, yes! This will make a magnificent new base of operations from my Female Furies! Hahaha!
*Wonder Woman: Not if we have any say in the matter!
*Cyborg: Yeah! Let's go teach that Granny Goodness some manners!
*Harley Quinn: Ditto! Just don't go flyin' too far ahead, okay? Not all of us have super powers, y'know!
*Wonder Woman: Hmm... Perhaps this catapult can help us break past us break apart their defenses.
*Harley Quinn: Hey! I got somethin' like this back home!
*Cyborg: Really? What do you use it for?
*Harley Quinn: Y'know... getting rid of stuff.
*Cyborg: What do I find that so unsettling? Whoa... That wasn't exactly pretty.
*Harley Quinn: Yeah but you can't argue with results. Look! I think I can see our way inside! 
*Wonder Woman: I suppose, on occassion, at pays to use an... unconventonal approach.
*Harley Quinn: Huh? Do I need super powers to deal with this or somethin'? That ain't exactly fair! Got it! Now fer a little payback! 
*Wonder Woman: Stay on your guard. A far greater challenge lies ahead. 
*Harley Quinn: Leave this to Harley! Wait, you really ARE leaving it to me? What are ya, crazy?!
*Virman Vundabar: Ah, come to join our little party, have you? You're most welcome!
*Granny Goodness: We do hope you enjoy your stay! In fact, we hope you never leave! Hahaha!
*Wonder Woman: This is MY home. If anyone is leaving it is you.
*Virman Vundabar: Oooff... Wh-why is this happening?
*Granny Goodness: That's enough! You've had your fun but now it is OVER!
*Cyborg: I don't think so, Granny!
*Granny Goodness: The age of the Amazons is over! Nyagh! Ooh, you're going to regret doing that! It's time to meet your demise! Urgh! You're stronger than you look but that won't save you! Argh... How? How are you doing this?! 
*Amazon Leader: My thanks, Granny Goodness took us by surprise. 
*Wonder Woman: Granny Goodness is an agent for a much darker power. If Darkseid succeeds, the whole universe is in danger. 
*Amazon Leader: When we are needed, simply call.
*Harley Quinn: Do you have a cell number?
*Amazon Leader: Better than that! You never lose signal. Did you bring a man here? 
*Wonder Woman: Er...
*Ra's al Ghul: I've heard you can't be trsued these days...
*Batman: Ra's al Ghul!. Deathstroke. We need your help to defeat that. 
*Ra's al Ghul: Help the Justice League? Your league maybe coming to an end ours has survived throughout the ages. Nothing will change that... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*Deathstroke: Let's test your skills. Try to keep up. 
*The Joker: Ooo, a chase! I like chases.
*Deathstroke: Like I'd never join the likes of you! You're even more ridiculous than I first thought! 
*Batman: After him. If we can get through to Deeathstroke, show him the danger that Darkseid poses the world, he might convince Ra's al Ghul to help us.
*The Flash: I dunno, Bats. I mean, does someone with the name "Deathstroke" sound like the kind of guy who'd be willling to listen to reason?
*Deathstroke: Hmph! You're still here? Do you actually enjoy wasting your time?
*Batman: I get the feeling Deathstroke is toying with us. Stay alert.
*The Flash: You got it. Pretty sure this place is probably loaded with traps too. Ah, see! What I did yell ya? Traps! 
*The Joker: Hmm... Not as imaginative as the ones at MY base you have to admire the craftsmanship!
*Deathstroke: Made it this far, have you?
*The Flash: There he is! I'll go after him!
*Batman: No, Flash! Deathstroke might be trying to trick us into acting irrationally.
*The Flash: Nothing's quite what it seems with these guys, huh?
*Batman: Yes. And it took me a long time to fully learn that. Let's find a way to repair the bridge. Okay, it should be safe to cross now but proceed with caution. 
*The Flash: The Bat-Rocket? I don't remember us parking it here... Not upside down, anyway!
*Batman: Deathstroke appears to be waiting for us. Let's see if we can use the Bat-Rocket to get across. 
*Deathstroke: You should know when to give up.
*The Joker: Tag, you're it!
*The Flash: So many ninjas!
*Ra's al Ghul: I needed to test your convinction. Many people would have just left.
*Batman: Well, I'm not many people, I'm Batman!
*Ra's al Ghul: We are yours.
*The Joker: Now that's how you make an exit.
*The Flash: He does it all the time. It can get a little tiring. 
*Aquaman: We have located where Superman landed. We are en route now.
*Green Lantern: Ensure your seat is in the upright position, as we are preparing to land.
*Aquaman: Dinosaur Isalnd!
*Green Lantern: How did you figure that out?
*Kalibak: I thought you might come to try to find your 'Man of Steel'. I, Kalibak, general of Darkseid have need of him. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to take him.
*Aquaman: Allow us? What have you done to Superman?
*Kalibak: Prepare to be history! Let's see if you fools have what it takes to defeat the mighty Kalibak.
*Aquaman: *Sigh* Have I mentioned how much I am enjoying being back on Earth?
*Green Lantern: Yeah. Not the homecoming I was expecting either.
*Kalibak: Argh! You're just making your eventual defeat all the more painful! You still believe you can win? Such foolishness! 
*Aquaman: Ew! Did he just cough those up? 
*Green Lantern: Sure did but the good news is I think we can use them.
*Aquaman: Uhh... If you say so.
*Green Lantern: That did it! Now for some payback!
*Kalibak: You may think you've gained the upper hand but the battle is far from over! 
*Green Lantern: Wow... Someone sure is suttborn today!
*Kalibak: Now you'll feel my wrath! You mearge mortals have no idea the fate awaits you! Argh! You're just making your eventual defeat all the more painful! Your struggle will soon be over! Your struggle will soon be over! No! NO! Blast this useless piece of technology! Gaaargh! I've been waiting for this! The chance to defeat the Justice League! 
*Aquaman: Hey! Our quiet friend is doing something. Looks like the energy's being drained directly into them. 
*Kalibak: You... You can't do this! Kalibak can never be... urgh... 
*Superman: Thanks, Green Lantern, Aquaman and... I don't think we've properly met. What's your name, friend? No time for talk, you're right. That Darkseid packs quite a wallop. A little longer in the sun and I'll be back to full strength. 
*Green Lantern: Can you soak up those rays any quicker, Superman? Looks like we might neede your powers sooner than we thought. 
*Aquaman: What is that?
*Superman: Darkseid! 
*Lois Lane: Jimmy, get as many shots of this as you can. Finally, I get a real story to report on!
*Darkseid: People of Earth! I have come for your world. Resistance os futile. Your defeat is inevitable.
*Woan: Boo! Boo!
*Darkseid: Who dares to resist?
*Ultraman: We do!
*Darkseid: I'm going to enjoy this!
*Aquaman: Hey, those guys are not getting knocked-off-world!
*Green :antern: It looks like Darkseid is pulling his punches!
*Darkseid: Aargh, not in the face! How can this be? I am defeated?! 
*The Flash: Did he just throw the fight?
*Batman: Looks that way.
*Superman: So he's made the imposters more popular than ever?
*Cyborg: So they can keep looking for the Anti-Life Equation and we can't warn anyone!
*Batman: Joker, we'll need you and your friends.
*The Joker: Huh? What gives, Bats?
*Batman: The world thinks the Crime Syndicate are heroes So, if they want to be the good guys, I guess we'll just have to be the bad guys.
*The Joker: What d'ya say?
*Catwoman: Okay, leave it with me. 'If' I can get them to stop aruging for five minutes, we're in.
*Clayface: Well, I say we should try to start our own Crime Syndicate.
*Reverse-Flash: Can't we pretend to be heroes?
*Cheetah: Don't be stupid! There's twice as many as there was already!
*Malcom Merlyn: I think we should ask Lex for help!
*Catwoman: We've got work to do! Reverse-Flash, Grundy, I can hardly believe it, but it looks like the Justice League are working with us. Can you two head across to the Hall of Justice and meet up with Joker and Harley?
*Solman Grundy: Urrrghhh.
*Catwoman: You think you can take the reins on this one, Thawne?
*Reverse-Flash: I'll get him there, don't worry. Come on, you big lummox! Hmm... My research into finding valuable items in seemingly implasible locations is going well. Don't you fools realize my work is for beneift of all mankind? 
*Lois Lane: Uh, huh. Really? Yes, thank you. Clark Kent, what on earth have you been?! On another planet?! That's just a phrase, Clark. Are you okay, are you sick? Why do I sound worried?! Because, you've been off work, and there are suspicious 'heroes' flying around, and an alien planet in the sky that's home to a villain who wants to conquer Earth! That's why! Superman told you I need to meet him where? Why would he-? Uhuh, okay. Clark is back for five minutes and he's got us a scoop already. Let's go! 
*Jimmy Olsen: That was Clark? Shere's he been?
*Lois Lane: Somethign about dinosaurs on an island. I think he's still got a fever, or has been watching too many movies. Let's go! 
*Johnny Wuick: We shoulda' set up here in the first place.
*Atomica: I know, right.!
*Ultraman: We're close now! Comissioner Gordon, always a pleasure. What's up now? 
*Gordon: It's the Justice LEague, they're back and... and, like you said on TV, they've gone bad!
*Owlman: Psst! Say now's not a good time!
*Ultraman: I'll send my team out right away.
*(The Flash arrives)
*Ice Cream Man: Stop, thief! Somebody do something!
*Atomica: What's he doing? 
*(Johnny Quick arrives)
*Johnny Quick: Okay, Flash, let's en this in a, er... flash. I've got the boss' Anti-Life Equation to find... 
*Atomica: Shut up, Johnny! So,l are you going to come quietly? 
*The Flash: No. No, I don't think so! I'm an ice-cream-stealing bad person! 
*Johnny Quick: I'll, uh, stop the evil-doer!
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Reverse-Flash: Mind if I join in?
*Johnny Quick: You two shouldn't have come back! Theres's only ONE speedster around here and that's ME! 
*Atomica: Yeah! You tell 'em, Johnny! 
*Johnny Quick: Haha! Hold on tight, little lady! This could be a bumpy ride! 
*Reverse-Flash: This Johnyn Quick guy isn't just bragging. He genuinely seems to be as fast as we are!
*The Flash: We'l soon see about that!
*Johnny Quick: Hahaha! I had no idea the heroes on this Earth were so slow! Go get 'em, Atomica!
*Atomica: My pleasure, Johnny! Hehehe! Oh, I'm sorry! Am I distacting you, huh? Hahahaha! Whooahh...! Argh! 
*Johnny Quick: Atomica! Grr...!!!! You'll paty for that, you slow-motion, super losers!
*Reverse-Flash: You can't get away from us!
*Johnny Quick: Give it up! You're too slow! This is too easy! You call this a race? 
*Reverse-Flash: You can't run forever!
*Johnny Quick: I feel like I could run backwards and you still wouldn't catch me! 
*Reverse-Flash: Now I've got you!
*Johnny Quick: Hey, let's be reasonable here. How about I guve yo uyour old job back?
*The Flash: Too late for that now. Tell me what you're up to!
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Johnny Quick: But you're a good guy, you wouldn't hurt me... would you?
*The Flash: Maybe, maybe not.
*Reverse-Flash: Better tell him, Johnny, I've never seen him like this.
*Atomica: No, don't tell him, Johnny! 
*The Flash: Tell me.
*Johnny Quick: Listen, we're just a bunch of crooks working for Darkseid. He wanted us to find something...
*The Flash: What something?
*Johnny Quick: A Mother Box!
*Reverse-Flash: A what now?
*Johnyn Quick: He, he told us if, if we found it we could have your planet.
*Atomica: You blabber mouth!
*The Flash: I thought Darkseid was looking for the Anti-Life Equation?
*Johnyn Quick: It's in the Mother Box!
*Atomica: Stop talking!
*The Flash: Did you get all that?
*Lois Lane: Every word!
*Johnny Quick: Oh no!
*(Johnny Quick runs away)
*Johnny Quick: Sorry, everyone. Flash didn't play fair. I panicked!
*Lois Lane: And with this evidence, the Crime Syndicate has been unmasked.
*Woman: Booo! The Crime Syndicate are bad people. Booo!
*Ultraman: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.
*Superwoman: Shouldn't we get out of here?
*Owlman: Er... I don't suppose you'd consider a bribe? 
*Deathstroke: That's it! Nobody takes ME out iof a fight!
*Cheetah: Yeah, I'm not missing my chance for revenge, either!
*Mirror Master: Well llet's no' just stand around moanin' about it, then. S'gotta be a way to get back up there.
*Deathstroke: Me? Use this? Ha... I'm good but everyone has their limits.
*Mirror Master: Whit? You thought I couldn't do this? Oh, I do love shatterin' people's expectations! another wan o'these things? I'll handle it, naebotath! 
*Deathstrike: There... That did... something. 
*Livewire: Seems the "Caped Crusader" could use our help against his "evil owl twin".
*Soloman Grundy: Soloman Grundy know what to do!
*Mirror Master: Oh, is that right, Grundy? This 'ah'd liek to see!
*Livewire: Well... Thre's Superman!
*Soloman Grundy: Superman... okay?
*Superman: Urgh... I've had better ays...
*Ultraman: HA! You won't have to worry about having any more bad days once I'M finished with you, "Man of Steel"... or any good ones for that matter!
*Superman: You fiend, Ultraman! You'll never win!
*Ultraman: That's what you think! In short time, your fate will be sealed, Superman! It feels so good to be bad! Oof! You fight well... but it won't be enough to win! Gah! You'll regret that, very shortly! Prepare to fall at the hands of the Crime Syndicate! That's it! My patience for you has run out! Look! Up in the sky...! Made you look! 
*Batman: Go get the treadmill from S.T.A.R. Labs. 
*Reverse-Flash: It needs more power!
*Batman: Send them home!
*Ultraman: No, you can't! You don't understand! 
*Johnny Quick: There's on ly four shopping channels!
*Superwoman: Noooooooo!
*Owlman: The Wi-Fi is terrible!
*Power Ring: It's over? Thank goodness.
*Harley Quinn: Hey, we did it! Boxy? Hey! Whatchadoin', Rookie?! 
*The Flash: You don't think that's what the Crime Syndicate was looking for? The Mother Box Johnny Quick mentioned?
*The Joker: I thought they were looking for the "Aunties" Light Convention'?
*Batman: Anti-life Equation!
*Harley Quinn: Boxy! What did you to do my Boxy?
*Cyborg: If that was a Mother Box, I think the Rookie here just absorbed all of its energy!
*Aquaman: So, what does this mean?
*Wonder Woman: It means that now we have the power! 
*Clark Kent: So just about wraps it up for the Crime Syndicate. Thanks to return of the Justice League and a little help from their friends. I'm Clark Kent, and it's great to be back! Lois?
*Darkseid: Pathetic. 
*Lois Lane: Thanks, Clark. So Batman, the Darkseid problem? 
*Batman: For now, is nothing to worry about. (Shows the Mother Box to Lois Lane) That was what the Crime Syndicate was after. We're not sure what it is, so we'll be passing it to Wayne Tech for analysis. 
*Darkseid: The fools, they have given away the location of what I seek. The last piece of the Anti-Life Equation. And it will be mine! Steppenwolf!
*(Steppenwolf arrives)
*Robin: You never let me drive that... But it is good to have you back. 
*Superman: You sure about this?
*Batman: Just see if you can find something at LexCorp to send that back to where it came from. Let's go, Robin. We'll need to return this back where it was stolen from and conduct some further tests.
*Robin: You mean Wayne Tower, right? You think a little box thing like that could REALLY be so important to everything that's going on? 
*Batman: I'm counting on it. More bad guys incoming... 
*Lois Lane: I knew it! We knew it, Jimmy! Our sleuthing paid off and those Slime Syndicate bozos are gone for good! After all they put us through, justice is finally served! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Yeah!
*Lois Lane: With the League back in action, it won't be long until Darkseid and his planet are sent back across the universe, too. We know what he's after, so now it's just a matter of time. 
*Jimmy Olsen: But, isn't he way more powerful than the Crime Syndicate?
*Lois Lane: Batman doesn't seem to be phased by the idea of fighting this guy, and he's not even got any superpowers! Don't tell him I said that... 
*Robin: Look out!
*Stepphenwolf: There you are!
*Wonder Woman: Now they're distracted, let's get you to safety.
*Stepphenwolf: No! NOOOOO! The Anti-Life Equation! It's gone! You. You have it! After them! They have what we're looking for.
*Wonder Woman: Get inside!
*Robin: With Darkseid's goons on our tail, this isn't going to be easy.
*Deathstroke: Hey! Who invited this little pipsqueak along?
*Cyborg: Whoa! What was that?
*Deathstroke: Heh. Pretty convenient timing for an elevator to jam.
*Robin: We need to get out of here now. Maybe our new friend has poowers that'll help.
*Cyborg: Hey! What gives? 
*Robin: Uh, you guys aren't ditching us, are you? 
*Deathstroke: No... Just dealing with some unexpected visitors! Of course I can deal with this. I didn't go through all that extra training for nothing. 
*Robin: Okay, let's try not to split up agan. We can't risk losing our super-powered buddy here.
*Deathstroke: Actually, it looks like our friend held things together pretty well back there.
*Cyborg: Oh, great! More trouble ead ahead. Think we can take 'em?
*Deathstroke: Of course, I can! Let's go!
*Robin: Yeah! We fot this!
*Cyborg: How bad does a situlation have to be for ME to start sounding like the responsible one?
*Deathstroke: Me? Use this? Ha... I'm good but everyone has their liits.
*Cyborg: Nice! I think we can use this to get rid of those fires. Good work, everyone! Extra credit to you! 
*Robin: Batman! They grabbed the Rookie!
*catwoman: BAtman, nice to have you back. I'm guessing if Darkseid gets his hands on the Rookie, it's bad right? 
*Batman: That's an understatement.
*Catwoman: We better do something about it then, Try to keep up...
*Batman: We can't let him get away!
*Catwoman: I wasn't intending on lettin' him!
*Steppenwolf: Your efforts would assume me if they weren't so uttterly pathetic! Here! I'll go easy on you! Such pitiful creatures! You'll never catch me! You think this worthless effort will mean anything once Darkseid rules the universe? Ha! You put me out of your misery! Let's see how you deal with my little "pets"! 
*Batman: I don't like this is going! Heads up, Catwoman!
*Steppenwolf: I do hope you're fond of animals! 
*Catwoman: Uh-oh. I'm guessing he didn't find those at the local pet store! Maybe these beasts can perform some tricks for us, Batman. 
*Steppenwolf: Do NOT think that just because you have survived this long, you have any chance of winning! Whoa... Oof! Urhh... What? What happened? Argh! Why you...! Time to rid myself on you! Why should I have all the fun? Get them, my minions! Did you forget who you were up against? I fight on behalf of all-powered Darkseid while you were merley represent the insignificent human race! There is no contest! 
*Batman: I think I might be able to arrange a little backup of my own using these extra parts.
*Steppenwolf: To be challenged by the likes of you is an insult! 
*Batman: I can handle this. Always pays to be prepared.
*Steppenwolf: Oof! Oh, that's it! You've done it now!
*Batman: Who would leave this here... and why? Darkseid! You don't just have the Anti-Life Equation. You ARE the Anti-Life Equation! 
*Catwoman: Luthor!
*Batman: Luthor!
*Lex Luthor: Seems I had a train to catch. What? Is that why Darkseid took my Rookie?
*Batman: Your Rookie has the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation.
*Catwoman: If Darkseid gets the Equation, it's lights out for the entire universe.
*(Superman arrives)
*Superman: Not bad, Luthor. I couldn't have done better myself.
*Lex Luthor: While, you were away, someone had to step in and take charge. Oh, I was on the brink of ridding this world of all criminals... 
*(The Joker and the rest of the Legion of Dooma rrives)
*The Joker: Ahem. Yes, about that... 
*Lex Luthor: But who here can say if they had been in my place, they wouldn't have done the same? Not you. Them. 
*The Joker: Yes, I suppose.
*Harley QUinn: Yeah.
*Catwoman: He's got a point.
*Lex Luthor: If Darkseid back on Apokolips, I can use the Boom Tube generator at LexCorp to get us up there. 
*Batman: That would bypass most of their security. You think you can do that?
*Lex Luthor: I'm Lex Luthor... Of course I can. We must act quickly and recover the rookie. Sending Apokolips back won't do much good if Darkseid completes his Anti-Life Equation. 
*Superman: True. I just hope we can reach them in time.
*Lois Lane: Lois Lane here, reporting live from the streets of Metropolis. As the Villains of Earth lend their help and powers to our theres, let's hope their unusal ischief and mayhem doesn't ultimately impede the Justice League in their pursuit of Darkseid. If Darkseid succeeds in extracting and acquring the Equation, it's game over for Earth and probaly the whole universe! The world holds its breath and waits. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Off-air, Lois. Hey- if this really is the end of the world, do you think Perry would give me a raise for the last week on Earth? 
*Lois Lane: Worth a shot, Jimmy. You've got nothing to lose.
*Batman: Okay, now what?
*Lex Luthor: I can use this to reverse the energy and send Apoklops back... but only once we have the Rookie.
*Superman: Lex, I never knew you cared...
*Batman: We'll need to act quickly before Darkseid gets what he wants.
*Lex Luthor: We should split up. No point in all of us looking in the same place.
*The Joker: First on to find the Rookie, gets a cookie!
*Lex Luthor: Mwah ha haha! Ah sorry. Force of habit. 
*Killer Frost: Looks like we've found 'em.
*The Joker: Heh hey, we win the cookie!
*Lex Luthor: Rookie!
*Dessad: Soon we will have extracted the last element of the Equation, my Lord.
*Darkseid: Excellent! Then untold power will belong to me!
*Deassad: The Earthlings are attacking!
*Darkseid: Let them come, none can stop me!
*Lex Luthor: Oh really? I don't believe we've met.
*Darkseid: Dessad, who is this insect?
*Lex Luthor: I am Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mastermind of this, or any other Earth. And uou have an associate of mine. 
*Darkseid: The universe shall belong to me! 
*Lex Luthor: We're just in time. Our mysterious friend is that chamber up ahead.
*Killer Frost: We'll need to deactivate it somehow but it's not going to be easy.
*Dessad: Oh, how correct you are! This won't be easy! Far from it, in fact! Let me introduce you to one of my latest inventions... 
*Green Lantern: In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night... Looks like someone's ready for a fight! No amount of willpower is going to help me use this. 
*Dessad: What? How can this be?
*The Joker: Haha! Oh, dear... Seems like you've run out of juice, old pal! Our turn to play!
*Deassad: No! This isn't possible!
*Killer Frost: Man, this guy's really upset about us destroying his little toy. Let's see if we can re-build it into something useful.
*Dessad: You're not going anywhere, you unworthy creatures! Nothing shall stand in the way of the universe's new ruler!
*Green Lantern: Here we go again!
*Deassad: Wonderful news! You fools will be the first to experience the prototype of my new, even more more powerful weapon!
*Killer Frost: Oh... Lucky us!
*Green Lantern: It might be more powerful but I'm willing to bet it's still not indestructible! Let's look for another weakness we can use.
*Dessad: NO! NO! Wait... I... This can't be happening! 
*The Joker: Hahaha! Losing again? Those inventions of yours are the biggest jokes I've sever seen! 
*Dessad: You... You'll pay for this!
*Lex Luthor: Let's find a way to reach him before he attacks again.
*Killer Frost: I was hoping for a cuddly polar bear doll... but this will do.
*Dessad: Agh! Get away! Get away!
*Killer Frost: Wow. He's faster than he looks. Let's see if there's a way to free our friend from here.
*Darkseid: Once again, you diappoint me, Dessad! I will deal with you later. For now, I have uninvited guests to attend to!
*Lex Luthor: Bring it on, Darkseid! There can only be one TRUE criminal mastermind!
*Darkseid: So be it, Mister Luthor! So be it! The time of my victory is close at hand! I had considered showing you a small amount of mercy but no longer! I'm not holding back any longer! 
*Green Lantern: Why do I get the feeling that direct attacks aren't going to work on this guy? 
*Lex Luthor: Agreed. We need to build something that can disable that contraption of his. 
*Darkseid: Urgh! What?! What is the meaning of this?! 
*Green Lantern: Now! While he's still recovering!
*Darkseid: Grr...!!!! You thought I wouldn't have anticipated that? No minor setback can stop Darkseid! 
*Lex Luthor: I'm open to suggestions, "Mister Lantern"!
*Green Lantern: I might be able to create a construct that'll take him down but I'll need to focus my Lantern Energy to do it.
*Lex Luthor: I said "suggestions" not "strange ramblings"! Whatever it is you're thinking of, just do it! 
*Darkseid: Enough games! This is the end for you! Grrrraaaagh! I... I cannot be defeated... 
*Green Lantern: That did the trick! Now to attack while we've got the chance!
*Dessad: My Lord! The last piece has been extracted!
*Darkseid: Ah - Yeeeees! Yes, of course... it's so simple. I understadn everything. 
*Killer Frost: He has it!
*Green Lantern: The entire universe will fall1 
*The Joker: Meh, my diary was empty anyway.
*Lex Luthor: Lantern, stop gawking and grab the Rookie! Right, good luck! 
*Green Lantern: And he's gone! Why do we trust this guy?
*'Lex Luthor: I may not like superpowers or heroes, but they have their uses. Never underestimate Lex Luthor!
*Darkseid: Insignificant specks!
*Batman: Harley, take 'em down! 
*'Harley Quinn: Well, you heard the Bat. Time to show this chunk of cosmic rock how bad we can be!
*Darkseid: Ah... You're FINALLY finished now! The Anti-Life Equation is finally mine! MINE!
*Harley Quinn: You stone-faced creep! You ain't won nothin' yet!
*Captain Cold: And there's no way you're getting past us!
*Dessad: Yes! YES! Come, my Prademons! Serve your master Darkseid! Destroy the fools who would dare stand in his path!
*Darkseid: You rquire a further dmonstration? The universe belongs to me! You no longer matter! 
*Captain Cold: We can't stay here for much longer. Those attacks of his are going to get us sooner or later!
*Harley Quinn: Or maybe his attacks are what's gonna put him down. See if you can get him to ai at some of the stuff around here. He might destroy something for us to use!
*Dessad: Huh?... I must obey Grodd... Must obey!
*Darkseid: Dessad?! You fool! What are you doing?!
*Dessad: Urgh... Why did I do that? Uhh...
*Gorilla Grodd: Why does it feel like a bad idea?
*Harley Quinn: Well, we ain't exactly overflowin' with good ones at the moment.
*Gorilla Grodd: Aaaaaarrghh... OOF!
*Darkseid: ARGH! What manner of inexplicable offense is this?! Gaaaargh! The end is near for you meagre beings! 
*Cheetah: Let's keep moving. Perhaps his own attacks will be hid undoing.
*Reverse-Flash: If there's one thing he can't beat us at, it's speed.
*Black Adam: So it is finally time to face this so-called threat!
*Darkseid: Ah, the fabled "Teth-Adam"! Have you come to challenge me?
*Black Adam: No... I have come to defeat you!
*Darkseid: Ha! I sincerley doubt that! Ha! Take this! 
*Black Adam: Darkseid is indeed powerful. However, our forces combined may be enough to bait his progress. 
*Cheetah: Okay. Let's get to work.
*Reverse-Flash: This is it! Here goes nothing!
*Darkseid: Argh! You annoying little... I'll make you regret it!
*Sinestro: There you are, Darkseid! Finally, I shall show you what TRUE power is! The power of fear!
*Darkseid: You puny cosmic force is no match for my Anti-Life Equation, Sinestro! The Lanterns have never been able to match my powers. Why should now be any different?
*Sinestro: The greater the power, the greater the fear of losing it, Darkseid! You'll see!
*The Flash: This is all getting a little intense, isn't it?
*Batman: Sinestro, what you said about fear; is there any way we can use it to turn Darkseid's power against him?
*Sinestro: There is always a way. Once I can focus my ring's energy, I will create the distraction we need. 
*Darkseid: No! NO! You're not taking my powers! I will never let you have them!
*The Flash: Well, that seemed to work. Now what?
*Batman: Now we use our time wisely. Let's look around for an advantage.
*Darkseid: Yaaaarghh! Stop that, you fools! 
*The Flash: It worked! I think we might actually have a chance!
*Batman: Let's stay on the attack. There must be something else around here we can use.
*The Flash: Maybe we should get somewhere less... falling?
*Batman: Luthor, get us back to teh surface.
*Darkseid: How? I complete Equation... I know the secrets of the Universe...
*Batman: Not quite... I think our friend here isn't from our uuniverse.
*The Flash: What?
*Batman: Rookie turned up just before the Crime Syndicate, which makes me think our super-powerful stranger is from Earth-3. When Rookie absorbed the Mother Box power, it was altered by their Earth03 make up.
*Superman: So it's turning them good? How do you know this 
*Batman: World's Greatest Detective.
*Darkseid: My Parademons! What a hideous corruption. No... must... resist... urge to... smile... What was I thinking? That looks lovely! Hey, can I play? 
*Parademon Warrior: Yay!
*Darkseid: Can I still be you rleader? We can all have cake!
*Granny Goodness: I love cake!
*Kalibak: I want a kitten.
*Dessad: Weeeee!
*The Flash: Well, I didn't expect that.
*Batman: This piece might not last, but it's worth a shot.
*Darkseid: I do hope you'll stay for tea...
*Batman: Time to go!
*Superman: Luthor, are you there? Darkseid is neutralized. Bring us back and then send this planet to the other side of the Galaxy.
*Lex Luthor: Well, I could do that...
*Superman: Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: The thing is Superman, I've not got all of you in one place... Once again, I'm in the position to rid myseof of all of you with the flick of one switch... 
*The Joker: Oh no... not again!
*Superman: Luthor! Don't...
* Lex Luthor: People of Metropolis and Earth. I, Lex Luthor, have rid you of Darkseid and his fire planet. In payment for my services as Earth's protector, I shall only demand a title of say... Emperor.
*Alll: Booo!
*Lex Luthor: Oh dear, you're forgetting all yoru favorite heroes are gone...
*The Joker: Woo-hoo! That is the only way to travel!
*Lex Luthor: Oh... Hey there. I was just telling the crowd here of the noble sacrifice you made...
*Guy: No. He wasn't!
*Batman: Are you going to come quietly?
*Lex Luthor: You're arresting me? 
*Superman: You're escaped criminal, remember?
*Lex Luthor: But, what about the Rookie?
*Superman: Rookie played a big hand in saving the planet. Then didn't deliberately leave us marooned across the galaxy.
*Batman: Rookie engaged in criminal activivties. Like a pro.
*Wonder Woman: And that's it? You don't get a chance make a btter choice, Batman? We need to be better than that. You could join us and help make a real difference. 
*The Joker: Or you could... 
*Lex Luthor: Yes! You could join us and have a lot more fun! 
*Wonder Woman: You made the right choice.
*Batman: Hmmm... We'll see.
*Lex Luthor: After everything I did for you?
*The Joker: Didn't you try and send them other side of the universe?
*Lex Luthor: Shut up, Joker!
*The Joker: Twice?
*Wonder Woman: Coming?
*The Joker: So Lex, as you can't be trusted at all, maybe should ask the Rookie to be our new boss.
*Lex Luthor: Hahahaha! I suggest we talk about this back at the base.
*Batman: I hate it when I'm right. 
*Lobo: Mah man! I been waiting for yah! Awww yeah, nuffin' better than a Brontadon steak and a cup of space fuel for breakfast. So 'ah been paid to get yah up to speed about what them Justice League geeks have been up to. Sure, not Lobo's usual gig I hear you say; and sure, I, I, I don't sven get bust some heads. But even an intergalactic bounty hunting stud of a biker like me gotta pay bills. An ma; client paying a serious tank load of creds. Now if I'm right, them Justice League dweebs just go back to their stupid space tower. And you're all like "But Lobo where have they been? Why have we been playing with bad guys? Where's our main man, Batman?" Pffft, well they been doing time on Apokolips. Which sounds pretty sweet. You got lava fields, a population of pure maniacs and the big old bad Darkseid running the whole show. Anyhow, those Justice Leaguers got dumped slap bang in the middle of all iof this after being duped by Earth Three Crime Syndicate chumps. Bats, the fhishy one, and the space cp with the green ring ended up in Granny Goodness' Orphange. Oh, you be thinking that sounds like a pretty nice place ta hangout, sipping milk and cookies. Wrong! That old bag is one straight up hard as nails granny. So them Justice boys, well, they wake and they see nuffin' but pretty wool patterns. And you say, Lob maybe an old Granny goen soft and whipped them up some ill-fitting sweaters. Wrong again, sunshine. 
*Granny Goodness: Wakeywakey, Justice League! We wouldn't want you to sleep through all the fun now, would we?
*Aquaman: Urgh! Get it off! Wait. Was that... wool? 
*Green Lantern: Where are we? Kinda reminds me of the place my grandmother uesed to live in...
*Granny Goodness: Why yes, my dear, your new Granny! Welcome to Granny Goodness's happiness home. Get comfortable, boys, because you're never leaving! Hahahaha!
*Batman: "Happinesss"? I'm out. Let's get out of here before she tries to knit us atching jumpers.
*Granny Goodness: (Sighs) Well that's just rude. I always thought I looked fabulous in that potrait. You'd better not be going through my drawers! Didn't your parents teach you any manners? 
*Aquaman: Ah! A garbage chute! This could be our ticket out of here. It might not smell great, but let us face it, this whole place stinks. 
*Granny Goodness: Ah! In the trash, where you belong! What do you think? Isn't it beautiful? And... deadly. Hahaha! 
*Grail: Wha- AH, uh... Stand still while I fix this! I can't have pathetic mortals like you getting in my way of my master plan! Oof! Impressive... but not impressive enough! Your little 'escape' ends here! Embrace the darkness! 
*Granny Goodness: Yes, yes, do try the broth. It's sure to fill you with goodness. Hahahaha!
*Lobo: So once them Justice Leaguers had really tricked off Grail, she only goes and totally loses it. I mean she's a real chip off the old block. Went all 'end of days' with them eye beams of hers. Only Bats, he got of smarts. He's kept her looking at his big old black cape and not the big old lump of G. Goodness lard on the floor. Whooops, ha haha, "Blooommm!" Oooh, right into old Granny's kitchen wall. Hahahaha, now that's my kinda remodeling. Granny G, she gonna be so dang that Grail a' be scrubbing pots for an eternity. Anyhow, them boys take opportunity to leave and let her try to explain the whole mess. Hehehe, ditching out on the washing up too, my kinda guys! Hmmm, what can I say?! All this yabbering makes me hungry. I like my flapjacks like I like my motorbikes. Extra greasy with plenry of grit. Omnonmnonm, ahhhh. So yah, enough about Batman. You probably already know one of them geeks, he packs a mean punch and ain't above playing dirty. So let me clue you in on what Rustbucket and MR. 'I run fast' were up to. These two, they didn't end up in no orphanage. Nah, they got shipped down to the hottest bit of town. Yeah, the fire pit energy plant. Awww man, I love the sweet toxic smell of nuclear fire and molten rock. So them heroes are left wrapped in chains, an improvement on wool, and dangling down in the pits. Flash does that freaky vibration thign and slips out. Cyborg, he just pops them links liek your main man Lobo would Hurrgh. Though, neither of them geeks think to maybe keep the chains, upgrade their look. And they're mighty handy when you wanna mount a big old country on yah hog. 
*The Flash: Urgh... Time tog et up already? Hey... What gives?
*Cyborg: (Groans) Flash? You alright?
*The Flash: (Groans) I think so. Not sure what happened of how I got here. You?
*Cyborg: Same. Last thing I remember was the other Justice League turning on us.
*The Flash: You're right! C'mon. Let's get outta here and deal with those double-crossing doubles.
*Cyborg: Supes? Is that you? Man, you don't look so good.
*Superman: Thanks, Cyborg. I'm okay, just feeling a little weak. Your bedsided manner could use a little work, though.
*The Flash: Don't worry, Superman. We'll get out out of there somehow. Better leave this to someone else... Soooo... have they done it yet? 
*Cyborg: I should have just the tech to deal with this!
*The Flash: Alright! Now we're getting... some... where... 
*Mantis: Ahh... You must be the Flash! I've heard SO much about you! 
*Superman: Wait. I recognize you. You're Mantis from... Apokolips! Is that where we are?
*Mantis: Ooh! Very clever, Superman! I've been tasked with making your stay as UN-comfortable as possible! Now, why don't you all get back in your cells or I'm afraid you'll have to face the consequences! That's enough our of you! So you want to play rough, huh? Parademons! Get them! Must I deal with everything myself? Ugh! No-one does that to me! 
*Cyborg: There you go, big guy. Think you can move? 
*Superman: I've been better... but that's not going to stop me from finding a way out of here. 
*Mantis: You still don't get it? No one leaves here! 
*Lobo: And "Boom", right in the ugly kisser. Them herose knocked out the oversized cockroach. Which ain't no bad thing. 'Pfft', Mantis' outfit makes Flash look like he's got style. I mean, green and yellow, with that weird little hat. Hahaha, what a mook! The boys snag old Blue and head outta there. Who by the way looked like he was in reall need of some sunshine, mhahahaha. Seriously, solar moves?! Mwhahahaa. Now, where we up to? Oh yah, "Mr. Run-a-lot" and "Tin-Pants" had saved Superman. Well Bats had been busy playing his usual detective gig, trying to track down yah main woman, yeah, Wonders herself. But the 'man in black' should have kept an eye on his surrounds. Rookie mistake in this business. His little team had wandered right into my personnal favorite hangout on Apokolips, the Female Fury Barracks. Urgh, I get shivers just thinking about it. These girls, they spend every walking hour brawling, honing 'feral instinct' into 'warrior smarts'. Yeah, I dig that place. So Bats, true to his detecting skills, finds Wonders. Only she's looking a little more wild than usual. Which is my look made her all the more rockin', ahhhh. 
*Batman: Let's hurry and get Diana out of here.
*Green Lantern: You don't need to tell me twice.
*Aquaman: What manner of place is this? Using this should be smooth sailing! 
*Stompa: What are you waitin' for? Get 'em!
*Lashina: Not so fast, Justice League! You and your precious Amazon back, you'll have to deal with the Female Furies!
*Mad Harriet: Hehehe! Yeh! Let's see you try and get past us!
*Stompa: Haha! Like THAT'S gonna happen! 
*Lashina: Ow! Youll regret that!
*Stompa: You got zero chance against us! Give up! You're through now! Hey! What we got over here, huh? Nice craftwork! Really speaks to me! Argh! Quit it! Urgh! What're you thinking, huh? Hey, let's make this a little more interestin'! What's this? You want another friend to playw ith? Go get 'em, Harriet! 
*Mad Harriet: Oh, so you wanna face a REAL challenge, huh? GOOD! So you wanna play? Hahaha! Please don't give up yet... I'm not finished with you! Agh! You little pest! 
*Stompa: Better luck next time. Let Stompa show you how it's done! Nobody can go toe-to-toe with Stompa! I gotcha! Ow! Hey! How'd you do that?! Urgh! What're you thinking, huh? 
*Lobo: Wham!!!! Just like that, Stompa went down for the count. And all the brawling and hea on collisions knocked some sense back into Wonders. So them heroes had done another on Granny G's tea. Hey, who am I kiddin'. Lobo don't worry about anybody but himself. I back whoever be paying the bills. Ain' it sure the rook faced bruiser Darkseid, or his beastly babes. So you're a glutton for punishment, eh? Either that or you just can't keep away cos of my animal magnetism. So back with the space jumps. They managed to get the band together. They figured that's the most likely place to get any answers as to why they're here. So the super friends were gonna need some serious firepower to knock a hole in that thing. My kinda logic. Man! Now that's what I'm talking about. Sure, it's surrounded by space dogs and needs juicing up, but that's where the fun's at! As ever, the flying mouse got a plan. Beats me here he got him blackboard from. He wants those three to get that mega cannon juiced up, without waking up monooled fruitcake and his pets. My money is on the doggies. I'd love to see them use fish guy as a chew toy! Ha, ha. 
*Virman Vundabar: Those so-called heroes are around here somewhere, I know it! 
*Green Lantern: Okay, see that broken cannon over there? We gotta try an figure out a way to repair it without giving away our position.
*Cyborg: You got it, Lantern. Sheesh! This place could sure use a little cleaning up...
*Aquaman: Agreed. Ooh! How about a nice water feature?
*Green Lantern: Should have enough charge left in my ring for this. Steee-rike! 
*Virma Vundabar: What? What was that? Agh! It's them! It's them! Quickly! Attack! ATTACK! 
*Cyborg: What was that about giving away our position?
*Green Lantern: Uh, yeah. My bad. Whoa! Look out, guys. I don't think he wants to play fetch! 
*Cyborg: I hust hope it's not feedin' time! Nice! Now I just need a celebratory catchphrase! Something along the lines... Booyah! 
*Aquaman: That took care of that beast. Now we can...
*Cyborg: Wait! There's another one! Head's up!
*Green Lantern: h, great! Here we go again!
*Cyborg: That did it out we still need to get these goons off our backs if we wanna build the cannon.
*Aquaman: Yes, perhaps a distraction is required. Let us see if we can create one.
*Cyborg: Wait. Are we really sure that dude's gonna fall for a fake replica of Granny Goodness?
*Viran Vundabar: Geranny Goodness?! Is that you?! Quickly! Stop attacking! Everyone, stop attacking! 
*Cyborg: Huh. Apprently so.
*Green Lantern: That did it. Let's get back to work before anyone realises what's happening.
*Viran Vundabar: Forgive me, Granny. I did not know you were down there. May I ask what you are doing in such a place? 
*Cyborg: Well, uh... "Never you mind wat I'm doing. What are you doing?"
*Viran Vundabar: Uh, we are looking for the escaping heroes and...
*Cyborg: "And you haven't found them yet?! Why, that's simply not good enough!"
*Viran Vundabar: Yes. Yes, you're entirely correct of course, Granny. I will find them immidately. 
*Cyborg: "Yes... See that you do! Hmph!"
*Green Lantern: Okay, that is looking good! Let's use it to blast our way in. 
*Cyborg: Not so fast. We can't fire until it's charged. That's gonna take it a moment or two. 
*Viran Vundabar: Excuse me, Granny? Are you still down there? I believe we may have... Wait! THAT iS NOT GRANNY! 
*Cyborg: Uh-oh... "Uh, sure it is! I just tripped over my favourite... cat!" 
*Viran Vundabar: Guards! Guards! Get them! Get the heroes! Get them now! 
*Aquaman: It appears our time is shorter than we thought!
*Lobo: Kapow! Now that's one way to ring the doorbell! Looks like Bats onto something there. The only bad news is Aquaguy didn't get turned into fish sticks. I guess I shoulda figured that, given he made it off Apokolips... That guy with the monocole will have some serious explainning to do the real old Granny when she finds out those goofs got past him and used that sweet cannon. That sure is a big gun... I wonder if I could "borrow" it... Maybe somtimes, I think there's moer to bring the universe's main man than smoothing stuff. So that's why I shred. I think it shows a different side, yeah. Hey, I ain't getting paid to teach you how awesome I am, you know that already. So continuing with this flashback, remember the plan? Those guys shoot the gun, we'll get inside? Yeah, I knew you were listening. So that just leaves these guys to take care of business and see if they can't get a mweeting with the guy that runs this boiler room. 
*Batman: I should eb able to doeal with this.
*The Flash: Whoa! Good going, guys! That's one way to make an entrance!
*Superman: It's up to us now. Let's get to work.
*Batman: Heads up!
*The Flash: Sure didn't see that coming!
*Superman: Let's investigate. There may be something we can use. I should take this in case it falls into the wrong hands. 
*Wonder Woman: Hmph... Nice place. Why would anyone want to live in a giant, creppy old castle like this?
*Batman: Why? What's wrong with that?
*Superman: Seems we've got ourselves a welcoing committee!
*Wonder Woman: That really shouldn't have gone to such trouble. Another challenge? Perhaps our host was expecting us after all. 
*Superman: Nothing we can't handle, right?
*Batman: Nice work, team.
*The Flash: Wow... Was that an actual compliment from Batman? This really is a weird day.
*Kanto: Have you heard the tale of a wonderous man, His mere pressence can make you nervous. An assassin like no other can, It's me "Kanto" at your service. Let'ss ee you survive this!
*Superman: Just as I thought... A trap!
*Batman: Seems they've prepared for all eventualities. I'm actually kind of impressed.
*Kanto: My skills are unmatched, as you will soon learn! Your aim is as intept as the rest of your skills! This is the best you can do? I had expected so much more! Ack! You isolent little... A man of steel with a heart so large, Silly hair and a chin ten foot wide, He thinks he doth cut such a dashing visge, Yet wears undergarments on the outside. There lived a man dressed like a bat, Who fought crime to make his amends, Dour and grumpy and boring in chat, That's why he doesn't have any friends. You'll regret crossing paths with me! Have at you! Ha! Come now! You truly believe you can defeat me? Yargh! One fortutious strike means nothing! A lady fair and a beauty too, Yet fierce with such brutality, In her pagent colours red white and blue, But she's more miss congentaility. A man so quick a phenomenon, He moven at a incredible rate, glance, a flash and he's doen and gone, Which is why he can't have a date. 
*Lobo: Oh, that's harsh. a guy opens up and what does he get? Shot down with his own axe. That Kento maybe should've thought about skipping and singing and just done-been-better at guarding the palace. So these clowns finally get to where you guys met back up with them. Bursting in on Darkseid mid-rant and wanting answers. What's the deal, ya great mook? So that's me done. I filled ya's in an' now I needs a nap. And no, I ain't dishing out no spoilers for how it all tuns out. They ain't playing me enough for that. Now get outta here, ya crazy kids! Ain't you got somewhere else to be? 
*Aquaman (Gladiator): Hot chocolate!... Oh... and a cookie! 'Sup fishies! How's it goin'? Open your gills and lemme tell you a story. It's the story of the two worlds meetin'. And against all odds, all gettin' along pretty well. That's where I come from. The link between both worlds... No pressure, right? So, Vulko was the one who taught me the ways of the water. Ha ha ha! Haaaaaa... Good times! So... Turned out my half-brother, King Orm, wanted to conquer the surface world!... SO much for brotherly love! Not that people here were any nicer. 'Heeeeyyyy! Are you Aquawoman?!' Mera. Her name is Mera. She did not want a clash between the surface and the sea. She thought I could help. And after all themayhem caused by Orm on the surface, I just had to swim her way! Didn't thik me gettin' captured was part of her plan, though. But heh, a fight to bring peace?! Bring it on! Man, I'll give Orm this much; he sure knew how to draw a crowd. Shame form him I wasn't in the mood for playin' nice. You think you got what it takes to beat me? Better think again! Orm didn't seem to like the idea of losin' fair and square. It'd take a little creative thinkin' to get past those attacks of his. My usual attacks weren't workin'. I ha to try and think of something else. Yeah! That seemed to work! I don't do this for the rewards... but I gotta admit, this is a pretty sweet reward. Finally, I was startin' to get somewhere. Y'know, just for a sec, I thought he'd give up after that. But I guess I should'ah known better. Even after all that, it still wasn't over. I had a feelin' it was gonna be one of those days! Hahahaha! That's one sweet hug! Good luck on your date, Bro! That'll keep the surface safe for a while. 
*Aquaman (Movie): How's it goin', small fries? Missed the best hero of' em all, did ya? Me and Mera has been busy lookin' for King Atlan's long lost trident. Turns out it would give its holder mystery over the seas. Which would be kinda useful when going up against my little bro. After a bunch of searchin', runnin', climbin', fallin', jumpin' and some flyin', we finally got a clue to where it was hidden. I was glad to get back to swimmin'! Nah! Not that kinda swimin'!... Yeah, that's better! Anf faster! Very important when you're trying to get away from so many teeth and so many claws. But we got rid of 'em, piece of fishcake! And finally, in the depths of the hidden sea, we found Atlan's trident. Yeah! Ha ha ha! After that, I just had to unite the seven kingdoms and...convince 'em that I could be their king! But Orm wasn't gonna make it easy and the biggest water fight ever was about to start. Permission to come aboard? It turned out "uniting the seven" was eaiser said than done, especially with Orm on our case. Freeing those Fishermen would be a good place to start. Nah, this ain't gonna work for me. Oh, I mean "outragous" or whatever. Oh, is this supposed to be a problem? Ha! Not for me it ain't. It looked like we'd made ourselves some new friends. Orm didn't seem too happy about it. Probably why he sent some of his buddies after us. By defeatin' the Trench in battle, we'd won their respect and convinced 'em to change sides. Things were lookin' up! Just then, Orm manged to knock out the power. If we wanted to communicate with King Nereus, we'd have to find a way to fix it... fast! Better take this before some no-good pirates get their hands on it. Mera managed to conince her dad to join with us. I think that was the last straw for Orm... Orm didn't seem to think much of me winning our little "popularity contest". It was time to teach him a lesson or two about being a king! You think you got what it takes to beat me? Better think again! Seems that Orm still had a few friends. They weren't gonna make this easy. Orm tried callin' for more help but it looked like his plans were about to be all washed up! Yeah! just like that, the tides turned on Orm. Peace returned under the seas and I took my place as king. 
*Shazam (Movie): 'Sup, Shazam here! Brand new superhero at your service. Now that I'm a pro at that whole "caped crusader" thing, let me tell you how my origin story went down. So usually I'm Billy. Billy Baston. But shh... secret idenity! I've been bouncing around foster homes for, like, forever. That's 'oos I lost my mom when I was five. And that's how I wound up with these guys. They took a bit of getting used to but turned out they were all pretty awesome! Then things got real strange. I was totally minding my own business, not getting into trouble, when I ended up in this spooky with this um... wizard? Not sure why he chose me but one magic word later... SHAZAM! Wow. Ha ha ha! Look at me. I mean look at me! Now I can get this buff bod whenever I want! Freddy knew all about this superhero stuff so he helped me figure out my new powers. Montage... Electricity! Bullet immunity! Super strength! I was like "Electric Superman", dude! *pause* Except I wasn't sure I could fly. Until this bad guy appeared and decided to drag me up to the sky. Then... he dropped me. Seriously what's up with that?! You're the bad guys, right? Man, I hope you're the bad guys. I tried hiding as plain old Billy Baston but Freddy and me would still need to sneak past Sivana if we wanted to escape. Sivana didn't appreciate our methods of trying to get past him. We'd have to be a little more careful, going forward. With Freddy in danger, I had no choice but to say the magic word and take Sivana down! Sivana sure wasn't giving up early! Freddy knew there had to be something nearby he could use to help me out. Not gonna lie, Sivana was pretty intense with the soary magic. I made a calculated retreat. So I could face him later, yeah... I didn't know his monsters still had Freddy, I swear! Brrr, they're so creepy. Being a superhero is tough. I'm glad I can go back to being a kid anytime, it sure has its perks! Welcome back, "kiddos"! Ready to ride the rest of my awesome story? Right... where was I? Oh yeah! Before I even got a chance to track down Sivana, he brought Freddy back to the foster home. Only I wasn't grown-up-superhero-muscled-up me. But he seriously underestimated us kids. Hah! Batarang IN OUR FACE! No more leverage for you, "Mister Creepy Power-Stealing Dude". Tactical retreat! We ran to the winter carnival to blend in with the crowd. Well, that didn't last. Guess you can't hide someone has handsome as me for long! The doc and his creepy monsters found us and sent everyone else running. Sivana had all of us corned. Again. Plans A, B, C, D, E, F and G were out so I had to give away my powers to save the others. *pause* Unless... Whoosh! SHAZAM! Hahahaha! The old man didn't expect that one. That's right, "Doctor Stink-Eye" and to go up against all six of us! A few more of those and Sivana was gonna be real sorry! Ooh! Can't say Sivana didn't have that one coming! Suddenly, Sivana idn't feel much like fighting any more. He tried to make his escape but I wasn't about to let that happen. "Gluttony" and "Pride" hadn't wasted any time introducing themselves to the locals. Someone needed to put a stop to them. Darla's new powers were just what we needed to brighten things up a little. It worked! Gluttony fell for the trap! That's what you get for being greedy! Just at that moment, Pedro arrived to help. We figured his new super-srength might come in handy. Ha! Talk about being careful what you wish for! You can look at yourself all you want now, Pride! Just when things seemed to be going our way, we ran into "Wrarth". Huh! I don't need to tell you that's some real bad news. It wasn't pretty but with Wrath out of the way, it was time to take down Sivana, once and for all! Wow, ha, ha! That must've hurt! Maybe was good for the back, old man. I got the eyewith the monsters inside! All of Sivana's monsters are gone. There's no messing with us now! The Shazam-fam is pretty awesome! 
*Lobo: Awright! Can't get enough of me, huh? I don't blame ya, Lobo is one sweet sight! Talking about a big handsome men,, lemme tell ya about mah man Bruce Wayne. He ha some happiness and love in his life once. Andrea Beaumont. But the sun can't shine forever. She had to escape the city, daddy was bein' chased by some of Gotham's worst, ya see. Poor Brucey was left with only his *snort* butler for company. He started his crime fightin' biz. Finally some action I can get down with! And as a lover of black outfits mah-self, I dig it. Over the years, catchin' criminals became routine for Batsy. Until a new shadow appeared in the night. The mobsters who'd been meanies to Andrea's pop-pop got taken down one by one, until only the worst of 'em remained. Meanwhile, Bats and his manservant got their brains whirring. Was "skull face" Bruce's old flame? *pause* Yeah it was! But Andrea was already on her way to confront the Joker. Bats flipped to the rescue, unfortunately, "Mista J" always had a trick up his sleeve. Uh oh... BOOM! Ha ha hahaha. 
*The Joker: (Laughs)
*Lobo: Speakin' ah "old flames", it seemed like things were heatin' up for Bats and "Phantom Features". They'd need to figure out a way of dealin' with that fire if they wanted to track down the Joker. Now that the situlation had cooled down a little, it was time for some good ol'-fashioned detective work. Games, huh? You can see how a crazy cat like the Joker'd feel right at home in a place like this! Just then, Joker's "Captain Clown" robot showed up! And, unfortunately for Bats, it didn't look like he was in the mood to make balloon animals! Guess it ended up bein' Batman who had the last laugh! With one clown down, it was time to head on after the Joker! Bats and the Phantasm managed to track down the Joker... but the REAL fun was just gettin' started. Ha! I guess "crime" flies when you're havin' fun, huh? Hahaha! Hey, whaddaya know? I got jokes too! Hehe! Yeah! Looks like it ain't safe to be a clown around here! Business was startin' to pick up... and so was the wind! When it came to Joker's wild ideas, you could tell that Batman wasn't exactly a "fan"! Haha! Y'geddit? That Joker... always "taking off" in a hurry, huh? Haha! Ha! A shot like that sure ain't gonna play into the Joker's favor! Seemed like Joker wasn't done with tryin' to blow away his competition! You could tell Joker wasn't in the mood to make 'em laugh any more! BAM! The good ol' anvil trick! He sure fell for that one. That's what you get for messing with the Phantasm. And Bats go back to fightin' crime... alone. Right! Gotham's too gloomy for mah taste, I'm gonna go catchs some supernova rays. See ya laterz! Wassup? Lobo here! Jus' grabbin' myself a snack while the hog's gettin' refueled! Nom nom nom. Now, let's dig into this "oung Justice" hero stuff! Superman and friends got 'emselves stuck on the other side of the galaxy, leavin' the young'uns to fill their boots on Earth. Anyways, the "Baby Heroes" got plenty to deal with, some alien dudes were trying to invade Earth! And not the goodhonest ailen kind like your main main Lobo, but the double-crossing and cheating kind... Earth's worst villains decided secretly partner up with the invaders. Thankfully some of 'em ankle biters were undercover. 'T'was a teensy bit weird for Aqualad here. See, his dandy Black Manta was part of a bad crew. Awlwaaaard... A secret meeting was called. And from there it all went downhill! Claiming Earth as their property wasn't gonna make anyone living there happy. Trouble trouble. But the lil' ones were ready for anything and waiting to strike. That did not bode well for the bad guys, aliens or otherwise! The stakes of this battle were Earth's survival, no less! Ha ha ha! I don't care who wins as long as I can see some sweet brawlin'. With Qualad's little "undercover" exposed, things were about to get mess in a hurry! Somehow in all the chaos, Miss Martian got all wrapped up in this magic fire snake thing! Somebody had to help her out, and fast! "Ol'snakey" was on the ropes but the team hasn't just one yet! Hey, these kids are alright! Miss Martian was free but the team would still need to do somethin' about the Brain's sheild if they wanted to each him a lesson. 
*Kid Flash: Don't think I'm gonna go easy on you!
*Lobo: With the Brain's shield outta the way, it was that "Flash kid's" time to shine! Hehe... That'll show him! Y'know, I'm more of a "brawns over brains" kinda guy but I'll tell you who's got plenty of both... Black Beetle! Man, kinda guy but I'll tell you who's got plenty of both... Black Beetle! Man, you could tell he didn't like it when things weren't goin' his way! So then "Mister Insect Features" decided to take a hike. Smart idea! Meanwhile, things around so-called "summit" just got crazier and crazier! While all tis was goin' on, Aqualad and his "aqua-dad" had some issues they needed to deal with. Man, I do love me some good ol'-fashioned family drama! Mean, how long does it take to defeat this guy? It feels like I've been waiting six years to see what happens next! Well played, kiddos! I guess there's hope for this generation after all. That's it for me! Earth's not the only planet in the universe, although they have some pretty nice food there! 
*Red Hood: You shouldn't have come here! Ungh! Cheap move! Argh! That won't work next time! Ugh! Lucky shot! Nice trick. I'll need to remember that.
*Katanna: I have been waiting for you, and now... YOU'RE ALL MINE! 
*Killer Croc: Rargh! You dare disturb me? This is Killer Croc's turf! GET OUT! Raarrgh! You can't defeat me! Grraaaargh! Pesky critter! You won't win! Graagh! You got lucky! We'll meet again!
*Frankenstein: Rarrrgh! You shouldn't be here! This place is not for you! Ahhrgh! No! How?! HRNN! A LUCKY STRIKE! I shall not rest until I defeat you! 
*Doomsday: They wish to cvhallenge Darkseid? Pitful! RGGRRR!! I'm going to destroy you all! Is... Is this a bad time? More! Stop tickling me! Dooooooooooooooom! I've always been here and I will always be here! Embarassing you in public, making you wish the dishes, spoiling the twists in movies! You can't get rid of me! This is you trying? 
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