Favre's Invention

Favre's Invention is the first episode of The Pierre and Favre Show.
== Summary ==
Favre builds a device that changes Pierre's angry behavior altogether, but will it last?
== Plot ==
Favre decides to be an inventor and ends up inventing various devices/gadgets. He has a reluctant Pierre try out his Cheese-O-Phone, which allows people to talk to cheese, regardless of their foreign tongues. Next, he invents a shaver that allows people to get a close shave without even being there, which leads to him shaving off most of Pierre's mustache. Before Pierre can strangle him, Favre presents his brother with a gift. The gift is Favre's latest invention, Stay-Put Socks (socks that never fall down). Pierre is at first delighted, but then discovers that the socks are filled with glue. Favre departs to get the Stay-Put hat and raincoat, while Pierre attempts to go after but can't get out of the socks. When Favre returns, he immediately notices that Pierre is angry. Therefore, he decides to invent something that will make Pierre happy all the time. After a long inventing session, he comes up with the Happy Helmet, a helmet to control Pierre's happiness. Pierre is thrust into a state of completely forced happiness. He begins doing nice things for Favre, such as ironing his underwear and cleaning out their cat, Whiskers' box. Then, Favre brings home a record of his favorite song ("Happy, Happy, Joy Joy" by Stinky Whizzleteats). The two of them begin dancing to the record. In the middle of the dancing, Pierre runs into the kitchen and finds a hammer in one of the drawers. He uses the hammer to smash the helmet and then storms back into the living room and begins strangling Favre. It is then that he realizes how much he loves being angry and thanks Favre for making him enraged. The episode ends with a shot of Pierre grinning into the camera while his maniacal laugh plays in the background.
== Cast/Characters ==
* Pierre: John Kricfalusi
* Favre: Billy West
* Stinky Whizzleteats: John Kricfalusi
== Transcript ==
*[Scene opens with Pierre sitting on the couch reading a newspaper, "Dance Of The Hours" plays.]
*Favre: [off-screen] Hey, Pie-rre!
*[Pierre trembles being put off on hearing Favre's voice.]
*Pierre: What?
*Favre: [he's holding a box in his hands, smiling.] Will you help me try out my new inventions?
*Pierre: Go away, I'm busy!
*Favre: Come on, Pierre! I need your help! Oh PLEEEASE!
*Pierre: Huh? Uh, all right, all right, sure.
*[Favre perks up smiling excitedly at the camera, it fades out to the next shot of Pierre's face; cut to a full body shot of Favre, who appears to have a telephone head attached to his head tied with elastic and a block of cheese on one end. A fanfare plays.]
*Pierre: All right, Favre. I'm losing my patience! Let's get this over with!
*Favre: Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Pierre. Say something in... Limburger.
*[Favre gets hit in the face with the cheese and the phone receiver lands in front of him, jingling still.]
*[Next, Favre is seen digging through a box that says 'Inventions', Pierre is standing a few feet away behind him, still not impressed.]
*Pierre: Will you hurry so I can finish my paper? [He frowns.]
*Favre: [finally gets up and shows Favre a tiny little remote.] Check this out, Pierre. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Observe!
*[Favre presses the little button; the sound of a buzzer is heard.]
*Pierre: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! You- [pauses as part of his mustache is shaved away. The rest is shaved and then he turns around as his other half of his mustache is shaved. Favre plays around with the controls for a bit more, then Pierre walks on screen with his mustache shaved off.]
*Pierre: Yooooouuuu!
*[Favre holds up a box and presents it to him, all wrapped up in a ribbon.]
*Favre: Here, Pierre, for yooou!
*[Now all of Pierre's mustache is back on.]
*Pierre: Oh. What is it?
*Favre: Go ahead, open it!
*[Pierre does so, taking out a pair of socks.]
*Pierre: What are they?
*Favre: They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down.
*Pierre: Say, now that's a good idea! [jumps into socks with squishing sound.] Why, it's amazing! How do they work?
*Favre: They're full of glue!
*[Glue bubbles over the edge of the socks. Pierre's mouth collapses, then he grimaces and starts sweating and shaking furiously]
*Favre: I'm so glad you like them, Pierre! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!
*Pierre: [Trying to grab at Favre, furiously frantic.] YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!
*[He grunts and strains but only knocks the super-heavy socks over. He grunts and twists on the floor for a bit until Favre comes back to no avail.]
*Favre: Say, what's the matter, Pierre? Say... you don't suppose... [gasped] He's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Pierre.
*[Favre looks on sadly at his brother, and bites his lip.]
*[Establishing shot of the door to Favre's laboratory; colors flash and a montage is shown of Favre toiling away; wearily turning a dial, determinedly waiting for any results to come from his machines. He's shown at his desk, soldering at something. He pauses and pensively puts the soldering iron on his tongue. We see him do something with a beaver and a duck, but it's not quite clear what he's doing to the poor creatures. Whatever he does, he looks quite pleased with it... until it comes apart at the seams. Favre's face falls. A puff of smoke comes up from the backfired invention, and Favre looks sadly at the camera. Fade to black. Fade in to same establishing shot, and Favre is still in the lab, working. Some of the same shots from the previous scene play. Cut to a scene where Favre is sweating all over. He unscrews one of his goggles lenses and drinks from the sweat collected in it, then screws it back in. Finally, Favre perks up.]
*Favre: Eureka!
*[Back in the sitting room, Pierre's continuing with the paper he was reading earlier, "Dance Of The Hours" plays again.]
*Favre: [off-screen] Hey, Pie-rre! [he gets startled again from hearing Favre.]
*Pierre: WHAT?!
*Favre: [sympathetically with his lips sticking out.] Are you feeling any better?
*Pierre: [mockingly] No I'm not feeling any better. [suddenly ponders.] Wait! What are you up to?
*Favre: [innocently] Oh, no-othing. [with his hands behind his back slowly rocking with his hips back and forth coyly.]
*Pierre: What have you got behind your back? [gets off the couch, folding up the paper, ready to whack him with it.] You're hiding something from me... aren't you? What is it you're hiding? All right let's see it! Okay, hand it over!
*[Favre looks knowingly at the audience, jumps into the air and slams something down on Pierre's head. It looks like a cross between a toaster and something out of "Flash Gordon". "Night On Bald Mountain" by Modest Mussorgsky starts to play as Favre feels the big metal helmet on his head.]
*Pierre: Hey! What is this thing? [tries to pull it off his head.] Get it off of me!
*Favre: It's the Happy Helmet, Pierre. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!
*Pierre: Youuu SICK little monkey! Why I oughta- !
*[Favre pushes a button on the remote control and Pierre freezes as a buzzing sound is heard. His mouth curves into a smile and he tries to fight it. "Flight Of The Bumblebee" plays.]
*Favre: Hey, it works! [pushes the button again.]
*Pierre: HEY! WHAT'S- HAPPENING- TO ME?!
*[Favre cackles madly. Pierre's mouth is forced into an even bigger smile and Favre laughs harder.]
*Pierre: No! Got to fight it! Can't lose control! Will strong.... body weak.... [Favre laughs harder still... Pierre's mouth snaps into a huge grin and he laughs insanely.]
*Pierre: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ha ha ha ha! Favre, I'm so - happy! I must - go [has the word "go" in his mouth, he moves rapidly with every word.] - do nice - things! Hee hee he hee hee, ha ha ha hahaaaa! [walks off; In doing this, his entire body turns except for his head, then juts out his chest before taking any steps. Later on, he is seen at an ironing board, still grinning away.] So - happy - ironing... for FAVRE! Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
*[Pierre holds up a newly ironed pair of underwear off the board and gives it to Favre, who places it just over his crotch with a shiny effect all over him like a cheesy 50s film strip as he walks off.]
*[In the bathroom, Pierre and Favre's pet cat, Whiskers' stinky litterbox is nearby.]
*Pierre: I - must do - wonderful things - for my brother - Favre! [sees the litterbox and puts his finger on it.] OH - JOY!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAAAAAA!!! [picks it up and carries it over to a wastebasket.] See how I love to clean - filthy catboxes! [starts cleaning out the catbox, laughing insanely all the while.]
*[Pierre is in bed with posters of sickeningly, frighteningly cute, fluffy animals and happy smiles all around him. A crash is heard with some beeping. Pierre's eyes crack open. Favre pulls up in a yellow car outside their house, he has a bike horn on his head attached to a helmet, he honks it again. He appears at the door, before opening it.]
*Favre: Pie-rre! I've got a surprise for you! Come out, come out whatever you are! Hey... maybe Pierre is somewhere being sad! I will make him happy again!
*[Favre grabs the remote and pushes the button. Pierre sits bolt upright in bed.]
*Favre: Pie-rre, oh Pie-rre!
*[Poor Pierre appears at the foot of the stairs, still with the huge smile on his face but completely and utterly miserable; he lurches towards Favre to try and strangle him but the helmet isn't letting him do so.]
*Favre: Boy, Pierre, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!
*[The cover shows a Burl Ives-like man on it.]
*[Favre goes over to a gramophone.]
*Favre: It's called "Happy Happy Joy Joy!"
*[He places the record into the record player and a guitar chord starts up after a few seconds.]
*Stinky Wizzleteats: Hello, boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale! [Favre pushes the button and Pierre assumes a dance position.]
*Stinky Wizzleteats: NO! This is a song about being happy!
*[Favre jumps into place, they both do a little bob up and down with their knees bending a little to the tune, one brother at a time, both grinning away.]
*Stinky Wizzleteats: That's right! It's the happy happy joy joy song! [They both look at each other smiling.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[Pierre and Favre both do a "jello thrusting" movement.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[They both hit their butts together four times.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[They both do a little physically impossible skip on the spot.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[Followed by a little hop on all fours till they go off-screen.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
*Stinky Wizzleteats: I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[they both repeat the routine again.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy [Favre is seen on his own doing a little dance, his teeth all buck-like and wacky.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
*Stinky Wizzleteats: If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! And the little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny. A fly marrying a bumblebee... I'd told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, why didn't you believe me?!
*[At the last part Pierre bounces into the kitchen. He rummages through a drawer and pulls out a hammer.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[Pierre starts smashing the hammer over his head whilst Favre is still dancing.]
* Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[Pierre's still smashing...]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*[...while Favre is doing a dance routine on the floor, his glutes going left and right whilst he's on his back, Pierre is still smashing away.]
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy Happy Joy Joy
*Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy...
*[Pierre smashes the helmet faster to the beat of the song.]
*...joy joy joooooy!
*[A ticked off Pierre stomps over to Favre and grabs him around the neck just as the song ends.]
*Favre: Pierre, you're... you're angry?
*Pierre: (insanely livid) YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' I'M ANGRY! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [starts shaking like he's having a seizure when suddenly he stops.] Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Favre!
*Favre: [astonished] Happy to be of service...?
*[Iris out of Pierre grinning evilly, and his crazy, maniacal laughter is heard.]
*THE END.
== Trivia ==
== Gallery ==
Stimpy Creating The Happy Helmet.gif|Favre creating the Happy Helmet
YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY.png|
Ren happy helmet.png|Happy Helmet
STINKY TEATS.jpg|Happy Happy Joy Joy
GIF-200906 201029.gif|Pierre and Favre are dancing to "Happy Happy Joy Joy"
Ren Destroying Happy Helmet.gif|Pierre destroying the Happy Helmet
Destroyed Happy Helmet.png|Pierre being back into his old, angry self after he destroyed the Happy Helmet
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