Angry Affectionists

Episode 6 of SpongeBob Boom .
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: PLANKTON!? What are you doing here?!
Eggman: He’s my new evil villain partner!
Plankton: So, I see you’ve rebuilt The Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. What do you want?
Plankton: YOU, DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Shadow: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Silver: I guess.
[Blew by Nirvana starts playing]
Sonic: We gotta help!
SpongeBob: Nah. Let’s see this plays out, and if it gets bad, we’ll intervene.
[The robot threw one of it’s bombs at Silver. He kicked it away, sending it into one of the robot’s three arms]
[Shadow uses his jet boots to set the robot on fire]
[Silver rips off the 2nd arm]
[Robot goes up in flames]
[The robot blows up, sending Plankton and Eggman flying towards Eggman’s Base]
Shadow: That’s how you do it!
Silver: I guess.
Shadow: I’m a good fighter, better than Sonic, eh Amy?
Amy: Shut up, creep.
Shadow: He’s the creep! Now come with me!
Amy: No!
(Layne comes up to Shadow, and taps him on the back, before kicking him into a tree.)
Amy: uhh, thanks.
Layne: No problem. You now owe me a Krabby Patty.
[2 hours later, at a house in construction.]
(Layne, SpongeBob and Sonic are putting finishing touches on everybody’s houses.)
Layne: Whoo, that was hard work!
Tails: Dude, my machines literally did all of the work.
Sonic: Oh yeah.
[Same time, Amy’s house.] 
(Shadow is pouring gasoline in and around Amy’s house, before setting it on fire)
Shadow: HAHAHAHAH!! Now that Amy’s house is burnt down, she’ll have no choice but to live with me! AHAHAHA!!
[5 Minutes Later]
Shadow: AMY! Your house burnt down!
Amy: What?!
Shadow: Someone burnt it down!
Amy: Oh my god, where do I live now?
Shadow: You can live with me!
(Shadow sees Silver burning his house down.)
Shadow: ACK! NO! MY HOUSE!
Silver: Amy, you could live with me!
Amy: No!
SpongeBob: Amy! Patrick just told me something!
Amy: What?
SpongeBob: That he saw Shadow burning down your house!
Amy: HE WHAT!?!?!?
Shadow: Uh oh.
(Amy beats Shadow up)
Shadow: O
Amy: Still, where will I live?
(Sonic comes out of a bush with an M16 in his hand)
Sonic: You could live with me.
Amy: Thanks, Sonic. That would be great.
[5 Hours Later, Bygone Hospital]
Shadow: Ugghhhhhhh……
Nurse Glennis: Time for your hourly shot!
[Needle is the length of 3 pencils]
Shadow: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
[Same Time, SpongeBob’s New House]
SpongeBob: What was that scream?!
Knuckles: I don’t know!
[Same Time, Bygone Hospital]
[The loudness of Shadow’s scream has broken a bottle of Liquified Jerktonium that was sitting next to his bed. The liquid then runs off onto the nurse’s foot]
Nurse: I.… Don’t feel so…. Good.
Shadow: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!
[The nurse now looks like a person infected by jerktonium]
Nurse: GET OUTTA MA HOSPITAL!!
Shadow: Hold on….. Hm…. This jerktonium could be used as a weapon. I could use it to destroy someone’s alliance with someone else. Wait…. I KNOW!!! Lady, I’m takin’ this jerktonium! AMY’S HEART IS MINE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
[30 Minutes Later, Hedgehog Village]
[Layne is walking up to the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Layne! How are you?
Layne: God. Can I get a Doctor Kelp?
SpongeBob: Sure! I’ll make it with extra love!
[After Layne has ordered, he goes and sits down with Sandy and Tails]
Layne: This is a pretty good Dr. Kelp!
Tails: Yep!
[Sonic runs up]
Sonic: Hey, SpongeBob! Can I get a Pepsi?
SpongeBob: Sure!
[Sonic sets his Pepsi bottle down next to Layne and runs to the bathroom]
[Shadow gets on a costume replicating SpongeBob and walks up to Layne with the liquid jerktonium]
Shadow: Whoops! I just forgot to add the extra love to Sonic’s drink, hahaha.
[Sonic walks back to his cup]
[Sonic is about to take a sip when he sees a fly in there]
Sonic: Dang it! This is no good!
[Sonic pours the drink onto the ground]
Shadow: AUGH! (Facepalms)
[1 Hour Later, Sonic’s House]
Shadow: I’ve snuck jerktonium into Sonic’s chili dog. He can’t escape me this time! HAHAHA!
Sonic: I don’t feel like chili dogs today.
[SpongeBob is by chance walking by Sonic’s house]
Sonic: Hey SpongeBob, want a chili dog?
SpongeBob: Sure!
Shadow: I saw that episode! He has jerktonium resistance! AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!
[5 Hours Later, Ashes of Shadow’s House]
Shadow: I GIVE UP!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR?!
Silver: It’s ok! You can find another girl!
Shadow: Wait who dat
[Rouge the Bat flies overhead, stealing a diamond from the museum]
Silver: Let’s Go.
[Episode End]
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