Dingle

Dingle Bingle (also known by the codename Grass Snake) is one of the members of Borb Legion. Although he is a gamer, he is also a bit of a walnut.
== Known Feats ==
* Is a very cool Pikmin gamer (0-death runs across the board bAYBEE)
* Has never broken a bone in his entire life
* Shit his pants while eating Lucky Charms once
* Is kinda horny sometimes tf
* Singlehandedly reinstated a gold-based currency, completely devaluing the euro
* Can turn invisible, but only when no one is around
* Is a scrimmy bingus
* Sneakage
* Lifted a very heavy box
*Is sometimes, maybe, all the time, never a piece of shit
*Can, in fact, do owlless (first try everytime)
== Allies ==
* Nueve (mon amieeee!)
* Felixkuma
* Sylverstar Productions
* TomExists
* Mihnea
* VoltPichu14
* Red Pikmin
* Blue Pikmin
* Yellow Pikmin
* Purple Pikmin
* White Pikmin
* Orange Pikmin
* Brown Pikmin
* Rainbow Pikmin
* Sequin Pikmin
* Shmurgundy Pikmin
* Engineer TF2
* Gordos Freeman
* Desk fan that keeps my computer from exploding
* Nail clipper
* Libby
* Perry the Platypus
* Frank BnB
* Paul Dano's Riddler
* Egg McMuffin
* The Hamburglar
* Barney Calhoun
* Ichabod
* Barney Calhoun's many clone brothers
* The New Jersey Devils
* Super Mushroom
* Fire Flower
* Cape Feather
* Otis
* Pannacotta Fugo
* Victreebel
* Wheeljack
* Meatball subway sandwich
* Tobey Maguire
* Potato Man
* Kung Pow Crimson
* Nintendo 3DS Charger
* Weed
* Team Super Crit
* Jollibee
* Bumblebee
* Honeybee (Nueve again hehe)
* Bees in general
* BnB
* Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
* Wiimote strap
* Blood donors
* Master Miller
* Hammer
* On a Rail
== Enemies ==
* Crushing Glitch
* Poncho
* Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
* Fiends
* Smallpox
* Food that remains cold despite being heated up in the microwave for 3 goddamn minutes
* People who hate Fugo
*Zeleny
*Despacito
*Birthday peppa
*VoltPichu14
*Ceiling rats
*the Amish
*Tom Holland
*Sandbelching Meerslug
*Saint Nicholas
*Mario (Chris Pratt Forme)
*Danganronpa
*Phineas and Ferb
*Gen 6 starters
*Mayor McCheese
*Evil Dingle
*Normal Pills
*Lucky the Leprechaun
*Lion Kid
*Centipedes
*Tails from Sonic but missing his two tails
*Possessed Squash
*Violet Candypop Buds that don't spawn
*Starman Super
*Mr. Piss and his cohort, Coom Man
*Artist tape that is the wrong size
*People that can read
*Bob the Builder
*Ernesto de la Cruz
*Femboys
*Ego Orb
*God Emperor Trump
*Hannibal Buress
*Whoever decided to nerf purple Pikmin in Pikmin 3
*USB Stick
*Getaway
*Covid-20, the sequel to Covid-19
*Paddington
*Pileated Snagret
*Wooden circle I accidentally tossed into the sea
*Fucked up Perry the Platypus plush
*Iron lung
*Painting
*Broccoli
*Omni-Man Ass
*Barbed wire
*Haters
*2-step verification
*Unidentified penguin
*Wiimote + Nunchuk
*The Sun
*Caesar Simmons
*Transformers: Age of Extinction
*Transformers: The Last Knight
*Dubstep
*The Chinese Government
*Hamilton
*Ralsei smoking a fat dart
*Gargamel
*Metal water bottle that rusts
*Genshin Impact
*Among Us (sometimes)
*Senator Armstrong
*Pikmin that don't grab onto the object I order them to grab
*Dude What Would Happen
*Plants vs. Zombies 2
*The Pacer Test
*Runner's toe
*My pee when it splits off into two directions, like a viper's tongue
*Mosquitoes
*The Odd Squad
*Sandwich maker
*Refrigerated Toblerone
*Blowey Joey
*Fruit of the Loom
*Mt. Everest
*Poop emoji
*Daisy in Mario Party
*Horse that stares at me while I'm asleep
*Bowser's dog dick
*Sticky Jumper Demo that jumps behind enemy lines to destroy my fucking teleporter
*The Enemy Scrotum
*The Squid Man
*Wild n' Wooly Shambler
*Stupid people who read this shirt!!!
*French fry goblins
*Cocoa Shells
*luingus
*The Pizza Delivery Guy
*Five Guys
*Melone (public enemy #1)
*Boneworks
*Liquid concrete
*Entropy
*Blowey Joey, again
*Shia LaBeouf
*Wham Bam Jewel
*Vamp (bisexual)
*Corrupted Ichabod
*Sora Smash Bros.
*Among Us (actually all the time)
*John Ruskin
*Math Playground
*Dinosaur Office
*Toy Chica porn
*Weird Al Yankovic's hit single "Amish Paradise"
*The dude who said a bunch of slurs on a 2fort server
*2fort
*Ganondorf
*Story of Undertale
*H.P. Lovecraft
*Dangerous moths
*Bobby Zilch
*Mario (Regular Forme)
*Toadette
*Rotom Dex (romantic rival)
*Red Pikmin #40
*Doshi
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*Big worm from Lethal Company
== Projects ==
Just kidding, there's only one project! You got japed, fuckin idiot
* The Rift Maker
== Trivia ==
* i just stubbed my toe oowwwwww
* Dingle is a Bingle.
* Dingle is canonically dead.
* Dingle is alive.
* This sentence is false.
* Joe ligma mama balls.
* I feel happy!
* Dingle is currently thinking about meatballs.
Category:Gamers