The Hardest Grand Finale Indeed!/Transcript

:Lord Mingeworthy: (struggles to pronounce "previously" with his British teeth) Previ... previ... pappin... gosh, oh, okay. Now, let's get through this 1 last time together, shall we? (narrating) The Queen has forced my wife & I to do many evil deeds you see. 1 of which was to kidnap this pervert, which angered his evil girlfriend & her oversexed assistant! Turns out all 4 of us have a common enemy: the Queen! As we were about to embark on a mission, we were captured by the neighbors! And before we knew it, we were also taken elsewhere where a giant lizard & his insectoid commander captured us alongside some other unnecessary idiots! Everyone's capturing everyone! I guess the best place to start this grand finale... is right where we left off!
:(Cut to King Andrias' castle, where the Amphibia resistance leaders, alongside Anne's parents & Mr. X are captured alongside the Mingeworthies' group, the Stencils, Detective PP, & her cameraman Lutz.)
:Bryce: (calls out to Darcy) Hey, insect! Let us go right now & I'll give you some money, how about that?
:Donovan: Maam, I don't think our stocks can hold whatever she may demand. Besides, I don't think we brought any money with us.
:Bryce: (bleep) this, then. This isn't what Bobby would've wanted, either.
:King Andrias: Everything is ready, my lord. The rebellion is in shambles and Earth is ripe for the taking.
:Bryce: No one does that unless it's my boyfrie- I mean what?
:Darcy: Then all that's left is for us to do what you could not: Kill Anne. It's been risky enough using the box up until now. We don't know what will happen as long as she holds a piece of it power.
:Anne: I don't believe it. They're as clueless about the stones as we are.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Indeed, my dear child.
:(Anne is thrust towards Darcy as she prepares to kill her.)
:Anne's Parents: NO!
:Darcy: Let's make this quick, shall we?
:Mrs. Boonchuy: You're not doing anything to our girl!
:Darcy: SILENCE!
:Anne: WAIT!
:Darcy: Amusing. You wish to beg?
:Anne: Just a quick question. Are you sure this will return the stone's power to the box? What if killing me somehow extinguishes the box's power altogether? Poof!
:King Andrias: Don't be ridiculous. You think the Core hasn't considered-
:Darcy: Shut up, Andrias!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Now, now, darling, he's only trying to say that you're a bi-
:Darcy: I demand silence from you too, mortal! (reconsiders Anne's proposition) Unprecedented. We cannot reach a consensus. Therefore, we must confirm the energy can be safely extracted before killing her.
:Anne: Wait. Did I seriously just outsmart you?
:Bryce: Ha! (bleep) you, (bleep)!
:Darcy: You only bought enough time to watch your planet fall. We look forward to dissecting you. Alive. Guards, have the rest of them fitted for collars immediately. Andrias. Portal. Now. It's time.
:(A Frobot sends all the captives away.)
:Lady Mingeworthy: Wait, what does that mean? What are you doing?
:Hop Pop: Watch the hands.
:Polly: I'll bite your face off!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Let us go this instant!
:The Mingeworthies: EAT OUR (bleep)!
:Detective PP: Detective PP here. It seems we have been captured by 2 extraterrestrial entities, but that's not what matters now, as I have managed to find the suspects of the Clamville crimes.
:Bryce: I cannot be stuck to unimportant people!
:Mr. Stencil: Wait a minute, I have an idea. Let's all defecate ourselves!
:Hop Pop: What?
:Sasha: Okay, what's he thinking?
:Mr. Stencil: If there's that much (bleep) all bundled together, they'll have to let go of us!
:Donovan: Good idea!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Brilliant!
:Polly: Oh, for the love of frog, please do-
:(The live-action humans try to exert out their feces, with everyone else watching in disgust.)
:Detective PP: Oh, no! We're having none of that! If I smell a single turd, I'm shooting everyone I see!
:(Meanwhile, Andrias activates the Calamity Box, sending them & their troops to Earth as all humanity looks on. Gru & Lucy see this from a tennis court.)
:Gru: This is not good. Call Silas!
:Lucy: Oh, no!
:(Meanwhile in the AVL building, the Minions get a glimpse of the Core's forces heading in Earth. Silas sees the alert from his office.)
:Silas: Agent Wilde, what seems to be the problem?
:Lucy: There's these giant ship-like things hovering in the sky. We don't know what they can do, but I'm sure they're up to no good.
:Silas: I see. Stand by & try to evacuate everyone in your area. (hangs up as he speaks through a microphone) Calling all AVL agents! Proceed to the area of the mysterious flying ships now! And assemble the Mega Minions! (presses a button that summons the Mega Minions off their off-duty activities)
:(Meanwhile, Gru & Lucy see Poppy come across with a flying vehicle.)
:Poppy: Get in!
:(Gru & Lucy get on the vehicle as the live-action humans are seen falling from the sky. Surprisingly, the tied-up group manages to land on their feet.)
:Mrs. Stencil: Well, I didn't know we had cat luck!
:Detective PP: I'm not done with you yet! (shoots at their group, but they manage to get away) Dammit. They're bulletproof.
:(Meanwhile, at the Buckingham Palace...)
:Queen Elizabeth II: It is with great sadness that I stand here today: a queen, devout of her 2 best soldiers, but let their death not be in vain, because their last assignment has given us a consolation prize! (reveals Bobby Worst, who flips everyone who is clapping off) Tomorrow night on the BBC, we will cut off his head & give that twat Tankthrust 1 final heart attack! (she & her subordinates laugh as she returns backstage) I don't know, Titsworth, executions don't make me leak like they used to. Am I still a bad person?
:Titsworth: You're not just a bad person, you're my favorite 1.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: And soon you'll be a dead person (laughs) Hello, Lizzie.
:Elizabeth II & Titsworth: Mrs. Frontbottom?!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (notions to a royal guard) I'm good, thanks. (the royal guard backs away)
:Queen Elizabeth II: I don't understand, you're supposed to be dead!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Not if you swap out a paintball gun with the person who's going to shoot you! (in a flashback as she takes away the Mingeworthies' gun) No guns. They're not British & they're dangerous. (drops the gun, accidentally shooting her as she narrates) I just needed to fake my death because I hated those (bleep)ing Mingeworthies.
:(Cut to the Mingeworthies dumping her unconscious body.)
:The Mingeworthies: Nobody look!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (narrating) I was banged up pretty bad! And while my bones healed over those 18 months, I realized... nobody missed me!
:(Cut to the Mingeworthies informing Queen Elizabeth about Frontbottom's "death".)
:The Mingeworthies: We killed your head of security.
:Queen Elizabeth II: Uh, it's whatever. I have many heads of security.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (narrating) I vowed to get revenge on the woman I devoted my (bleep)d up life to. I just needed to wait for her 2 best soldiers to get themselves killed. (snickers as it cuts back to her & Queen Elizabeth) And now, I'm here to usurp your role as Queen!
:Queen Elizabeth II: Oh please, you can never be queen!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Why not?
:Queen Elizabeth II: 'Cause you don't have a crown- (Frontbottom snatches her crown) Really, you're gonna do me like that?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Guard, arrest this piece of (bleep)!
:Queen Elizabeth II: (is restrained by Titsworth) You have got to be kidding me!
:Titsworth: You are the queen's (bleep) now, move it!
:Queen Elizabeth: (as Frontbottom flips her off) How dare you!
:(Back in the city, as Anne fights Andrias, Godzilla & Kong emerge to fight off the rest of the Core's troops while Sasha fights Darcy. Downtown, the Mega Minions arrive & attack a few Frobots, alongside the Gru family & the military. Meanwhile, the Mingeworthies' group arrive at the Stencil's house.)
:Mr. Stencil: Alright, first things first, we gotta find our way out of this kidnapper tape!
:Mrs. Stencil: Nobody's doing (bleep) on my carpet until you take your shoes off! (everyone takes off their shoes as they hear...)
:The Sacred One: None of you's trying to escape! (snickers) You'll be dead before you make it out this house.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Why does everyone have a gun?
:Mr. Stencil: How'd you find our address?
:Mrs. Stencil: Yeah! That slimy realtor's the only 1 who knows where we live.
:The Sacred One: Oh, you idiot! I've been the realtor this whole time!
:Bryce: I knew you were a lying piece of (bleep) & when my boss hears about this, (bleep) you won't be allowed back at the diner!
:The Sacred One: I'm her too, (bleep)!
:Bryce: (bleep).
:The Sacred One: (takes off her wig) I'm everybody! (everyone screams)
:Lord Mingeworthy: I knew it the whole time, quite frankly.
:Lady Mingeworthy: How could you tell, dear?
:Lord Mingeworthy: It's in the eyes, darling, 1 of them is slightly lazy &-
:The Sacred One: (fires her gun) I built this town to be a place for good! And you 6 mother(bleep)ers took that way! So now, imma take your identities, for good!
:Donovan: Really? I had a whole buffet out of your frontbutt!
:The Sacred One: And now is time to pay the tab.
:Mrs. Stencil: You don't wanna do this. You're the only 1 in this room who hasn't killed anyone!
:Mr. Stencil: I never killed anyone!
:Mrs. Stencil: You let my ovaries die, which is like shooting our kid!
:Lady Mingeworthy: I think the point she's trying to make is, if you kill us, there's no going back from that. You'll never be able to lead the good people of this town by example, & your heart will never be- (gets shot)
:The Sacred One: I stopped listening halfway through that (bleep).
:Lord Mingeworthy: You shot my wife! You shot my wife, you (bleep)!
:Bryce: She can't shoot all of us! Everyone scatter!
:(Everyone breaks out of the tape & hides behind the couch.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: Is your (bleep) alright, dear?
:Lady Mingeworthy: I'm more than alright, dear. (pulls out a dented can of beans) I'm British.
:Bryce: (bleep), I said everyone scatter, why are we all still here?
:Lord Mingeworthy: I've got a deadly idea. The Stencils are of no use to us. Let's sacrifice them & make a skedaddle!
:Donovan: I like that.
:Mr. Stencil: Wait, what- (he & his wife get pushed aside as everyone else runs off)
:Mrs. Stencil: (bleep)! You (bleep)!
:The Sacred One: Oh, (bleep)! (shoots at the escapees before turning her attention to the Stencils, who scream)
:Mrs. Stencil: If you let us live, we won't tell anyone you're the town pervert!
:The Sacred One: I'm not the town pervert. (the Stencils glare at her) Alright, fine. I am the town pervert. But do you think I enjoy when she decides to go on a spree? You think my (bleep)s & my (bleep) enjoy seeing the inside of a Baskin Robbins? Well that's how committed I am- (notices the Stencils recording her) Oh, (bleep) you!
:Mrs. Stencil: I got it, go! (she & her husband flee while dodging the Sacred One's attacks) Come on, dear! We gotta show this to the sheriff!
:The Sacred One: Ah, (bleep). I'm him too. (pulls out a mustache as it cuts to Queen Elizabeth)
:Queen Elizabeth II: Get your hands off me! Do you know who I am? I'm the (bleep)ing Employee of the Month! Get your hands off me! Do you know how valuable my breasts are? (is dumped inside a cell)
:Titsworth: I never liked you, slut. I only worked here for the money.
:Queen Elizabeth II: (gasps) How dare you not like me! (is sprayed)
:Royal Guard: And everyone knows you're gaining weight. (closes the door)
:Bobby: Leave the window cleaner! (catches the mentioned object) Yeah!
:Queen Elizabeth: What? Why do they listen to you?
:Bobby: Because I let them play with my (bleep).
:Queen Elizabeth II: I don't have 1 of those!
:Bobby: Well, you're past the age where don't make that-no, never mind what you got cooking down there.
:Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, are you drinking that (bleep)?
:Bobby Worst: I love this (bleep)!
:Queen Elizabeth II: You can't be a villain & love things! That's the problem with you young terrorists! You think you're evil, & yet you let your heart disintegrate over something love! Ugh, don't make me (bleep) myself!
:(As flashbacks of Bryce & Bobby play out, Bobby starts explaining himself.)
:Bobby: Even as fece-filled children we both knew love could fill our toxic souls. It's a (bleep)y world, my dear, & everyone needs, at the very least, someone else to burn it all with. Love is 1 of the most evil things there is. (eats a corndog)
:Queen Elizabeth II: Where did you get that sausage?
:Bobby: I smuggled it in my (bleep)!
:Queen Elizabeth II: You didn't tuck it up there upon your arrival!
:Bobby: You didn't check deep enough, (bleep) & now look who's stupid. I have a corndog.
:(Cut back to the city. Citizens & the Mega Minions look at Anne in the news, who has just been knocked down by Andrias.)
:Sprig: Come on, Anne! If only we can let her know we're all behind her!
:(Anne's parents knowingly nod to each other.)
:Mr. Boonchuy: Hit it, Mr. X!
:Mr. X: Behold! Your tax dollars at work! (activates speakers all across the area as "As If It's Your Last" starts playing) Hey Anne! Looks like you could use a little mood music! And a little birdie told me this was your jam.
:The Plantars & Boonchuys: KICK HIS BUTT!
:Mrs. Boonchuy: We love you!
:Polly: You got this, girl!
:Mr. Boonchuy: We believe in you!
:(Numerous citizens in L.A. chant Anne's name as she gets back up & reactivates her powers.)
:Anne: Well hello there, sweet life-giving K-Pop!
:(Anne starts plowing Andrias as it cuts to a carpark.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: Alright, shut your (bleep)s. We're going to fly to London, that's the plan!
:Lady Mingeworthy: And my husband & I will be disguised as average Americans, & you 2 can be the better Brits!
:Lord Mingeworthy: And when we land, we'll take a right turn to Buckingham Palace with a bullet in the Queen's (bleep), & rescue your terrorist boyfriend!
:Bryce: Sounds like a plan, Jan! How's our trip to the airport?
:Taxi Driver: Um, we've already been at the airport for about 10 minutes now.
:Bryce: Geez, how many of these have I smoked?
:Taxi Driver: 12. You know, you really shouldn't talk about these matters in front of your ride share driver.
:Donovan: That depends on if our ride share driver's a snitch.
:Taxi Driver: (has a gun pointed at him) Well, that depends on if you wanna rate me 5 starts. (gets shot as everyone leaves the taxi)
:(Back at the Buckingham Palace, 3 guards are seen kneeling in front of Mrs. Frontbottom.)
:Royal Guard: Oh, your crown looks most supreme, my liege!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: And all I had to do was pluck it from her tiny bull(bleep) brain!
:Guard 27: What if someone wants to steal it off your brain?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: What's your name?
:Guard 27: Guard 27.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (scrolls through the Detonator Pro app) 27, 27... ah, 27! (presses his icon, killing him)
:Royal Guard: Yes, (bleep) him.
:(Cut to Mrs. Frontbottom as she prepares to shatter the crown.)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (voiceover) No one will have a chance to take my crown! I stole it fair & square! (hits the crown repeatedly with a hammer) And I will become 1 with the royal power it contains! (laughs as she puts the destroyed crown in a blender & drinks it, having a seizure)
:Royal Guard: How does it feel, your Majesty?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (gets up & kills the guard with her newly accrued royal powers) Well, this could be fun!
:(Meanwhile, Bugs & Daffy watch Andrias & Anne's battle from afar.)
:Daffy: And just while were leaving, this happens!
:Bugs: Eh, I would personally help, but I think she has this covered.
:Daffy: Fair point. Now, off to our space expedition! Woo-hoo!
:(In space, Marvin the Martian is reading a book while his ship is on auto-pilot. Bugs & Daffy zip past him as he falls down his chair.)
:Marvin: D'oh, nasty ragtag Earth creatures! (begins chasing after the 2 Tunes, who then shortly notice)
:Bugs: Eh, looks like we've got company.
:Daffy: Let me see what I can do about this. (opens the ship's cover) Take this, Martian scum! (throws a hammer, but misses) Oh, right. Zero gravity.
:(And soon, a chase ensues as Bugs & Daffy try losing Marvin. It all culminates in Marvin hitting the ship, causing them to get flung very far away. Meanwhile, the Mingeworthies, Bryce, & Donovan have landed in London.)
:Adrian: Don't mind us!
:Everly: Just some clumsy Americans!
:Donovan: (to Bryce) Look, they're overdoing it.
:Everly: God bless everyone!
:Adrian: God bless me!
:Bryce: You're making us look STUPID!
:(Cut to them entering a taxi.)
:Donovan: Hello, please take us to Buckingham Palace, ma'am!
:Taxi Driver: Smashing! I'll get you there in a biscuit!
:Bryce: And don't take no side-roads either, we only got 30 bucks.
:Taxi Driver: What did you just say?
:Bryce: I mean 30 quid. Ah (bleep) is it quids? Ah (bleep) I lost the accent. (bleep)!
:Taxi Driver: Where are you people from?
:Bryce: We're from New York.
:Everly: Well, we're from Alabama.
:Adrian: Italy, originally.
:Bryce: ...New York, we are from New York-
:Taxi Driver: You people are terrorists, aren't you?
:Everly: No, we're gonna rescue someone.
:Taxi Driver: I'm calling the poppies at once!
:Bryce: No you aren't! (tries to shoot the taxi driver but is out of bullets) (bleep)! (everyone leaves the car) I hate karma!
:(Back in space, Marvin sets his ship to autopilot again, only to see Bugs & Daffy stop by, trying to ask him directions to Mars. Marvin couldn't understand them, so Bugs tells him to lift his windshield.)
:Marvin: Earthlings have the worst sense of direction- (screams as he is flung out of the ship)
:Daffy: Well, what do you know? That was easy.
:(Back in Amphibia, victory over the Core's forces is declared. However, a strange motion is heard as Amphibia begins to merge with Earth. People across the cleaved globe are confused.)
:Sprig: Hey, uh, is it just me, or is the moon getting closer?
:Anne: Oh, crud.
:(Zoom to the moon, with a few of the Core's features. Bugs & Daffy look from afar.)
:Bugs: Well, dis ain't good for all I'm concerned.
:(Cut to several news outlets outlining the situation.)
:Flint: Flint Dicker. I'm on the scene where we appear to be (bleep)d, ladies & gentlemen!
:Donna: (bleep) this moon (bleep)! I'm goin' out my way!
:Grandpa: Gah, speak up, (bleep)!
:Donna: We're 'bout to die, you (bleep)hole!
:Grandpa: Oh, my god! Not right now, I haven't finished reading that Harry Potter-
:Donna: Ron (bleep)s Hermione!
:(Grandpa barfs as it cuts to a tourist cart.)
:Elmer: Alright, as you can see, there is the Buckingham Palace, go take your photos.
:Everly: So, how do we get into the palace?
:Elmer: Wuh- the guards... stay still, you know that, right?
:Adrian: Everyone know that, (bleep).
:Elmer: Well, then just bloody go right by them.
:Adrian & Everly: Oh.
:Donovan: (notices Bryce having a heart attack) You need me to get you a new heart?
:Bryce: A British heart. Do you know what those are made of? They're fat (bleep)ing tumors so that X-rays don't get-
:Elmer: Excuse me! You guys have a question?
:Donovan: If she had a question, she'd be asking a twink.
:Elmer: You 4 in the back look familiar, where have I seen you before?
:(Pan to a wanted poster featuring crude drawings of Adrian, Bryce, Donovan, & Everly.)
:Tourist: Yeah, they do look familiar.
:Tourist: I'd say we're suspicious.
:Everly: I got an idea! Let's all close our eyes & think about who we remind you of!
:Tourist: Okay!
:Elmer: I don't see why not! (he & the tourists cover their eyes)
:Adrian: We gotta find new disguises quick.
:Donovan: We gotta find a place that carries outfits & fit all 4 of us.
:(They all look at the tourists. Knowing very well what they're about to do, they knock everyone unconscious & steal their clothes.)
:Bryce: Great work, everyone, let's go!
:(As they leave, they notice that Earth & Amphibia have been cleaved. The FBI & AVL arrive, alongside Godzilla, Kong, Mothra, & Rodan.)
:Mr. X: Now, what do we have here?
:Lord Mingeworthy: What is all this tomfoolery?
:Mega Mel: Eh, looka! (points to Amphibia's moon closing in on them)
:Amphibian: Is that the moon?
:Amphibian: It's coming towards us!
:Amphibian: What's going on?
:Bryce: Okay, move along, (bleep)s. Can someone tell us what the (bleep) is happening?
:King Andrias: (snickers) It seems that the Core has activated its final gambit.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Wait a second, you're the dip(bleep) who kidnapped us!
:Hop Pop: Wait, its what?
:King Andrias: When our civilization was at its peak, the moon became home to some of the Core's pet projects. Among them, a plan to eradicate all life as we know it, by ramming the moon into Amphibia's surface.
:Anne: Excuse me, WHY?
:Marcy: Fear. I've been in that thing's head. I know that more than anything. It's afraid of being destroyed. Of being irrelevant. It will do whatever it takes to defeat us and claim the stones as its own. If that means destroying an entire civilization, then so be it.
:Sasha: So, what you're saying is: this thing's a giant sore loser?!
:King Andrias: Hmmm... more or less.
:Bernie: Well, it seems like we can't do anything about this, so, bottoms up.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Indeed, I suppose. (he & Lady Mingeworthy open their cans of beans & feed on them)
:Bernie: Hoping no one stops my final drink this time. Can't believe I'm not dying in America today.
:Sprig: Hey! We can't just give up! We have to do something! Does anyone have any ideas on how to stop an entire moon?!
:(The ground shakes, making the Mingeworthies & Bernie spill their supposed final meals.)
:Polly: An earthquake?! Don't we have enough going on?!
:Bernie: You gotta be kidding me? I'm gonna die sober? AGAIN?!
:(The ground stops shaking as Mother Olm emerges.)
:Anne & Sasha: Mother Olm?
:Marcy: Who is this now?
:Lord Mingeworthy: (he & his wife cling to each other) I don't believe it! I believe this is human (bleep) incarnate!
:Sprig: That's a little demeaning.
:Mother Olm: So, how did it go?
:Sprig: Well, we stopped the invasion, but now it looks like the moon is about to kill us all, so... mixed bag?
:Mother Olm: I see. Then the prophecy has finally come to pass.
:The Mingeworthies: Eh?
:Marcy: (gasps) Sasha mentioned this! What did it say? What did it say?
:Anne: It said that the 3 of us would save the world. So, let's go save the world!
:Sasha & Marcy: Yeah!
:Mother Olm: Well, just a minute, the prophecy doesn't necessarily say you'll succeed.
:Anne, Sasha, & Marcy: W-Wha?
:Mother Olm: You see, the prophecy isn't so much a prediction as it is a humble request for help. And know this: You have to tap into the energy that remains in the stones in order to get the energy you need. However, if you do that...
:Anne: We might not be able to separate these 2 worlds.
:Sasha: We could be stuck in Amphibia forever.
:Mother Olm: Indeed.
:Bernie: We're doomed.
:Bryce: No, we're (bleep)d.
:Bernie: Same thing.
:Mother Olm: So, now that all the cards are on the table, what will you do? The choice is yours.
:Sasha: You call that a choice?
:Marcy: Of course we'll help!
:Anne: There's no way we'd leave you hanging in your hour of need.
:(Everyone cheers as it is cut short but the Mingeworthies.)
:The Mingeworthies: FOR BRITAIN!
:(Awkward silence ensues.)
:Bryce: That's the last time your British mouths are gonna make us look stupid. Otherwise, I might just harvest your hearts.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Oh dear.
:Toadstool: Whew! I wasn't worried. Were you, Toadie? Because I sure wasn't.
:Anne: Now let's get powered up. Ladies, to the music box!
:Bryce: (notices everyone going to Andrias' castle) Well? What are we waiting for? To the palace!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Which one?
:Bryce: Use your Brit brains for once, will ya? Now come on.
:Mr. X: Wait! Hold on!
:Bryce: Oh, what do you want now, you RuPaul copycat?
:Mr. X: You 4 were those guys who killed a ride share driver in America, were you?
:Lord Mingeworthy: How'd you know?
:Mr. X: I should know! I'm part of the FBI!
:Lady Mingeworthy: Oh, that's lovely! I'm sure you'd love to hear that Queen Elizabeth is secretly a criminal.
:Mr. X: What are you talking about?
:Bryce: Well, she kidnapped my boyfriend which isn't really saying much but kidnapping's still a crime, right?
:Mr. X: (after silence, turns to Jenny) Jenny, call for emergency backup just in case. (runs off with the Mingeworthies & enters the castle, taps the guard) Excuse us!
:Lady Mingeworthy: (tapping the guard) So handsome!
:Bryce: (tapping the guard) You smell lovely!
:Donovan: (tapping the guard) Very British!
:Lord Mingeworthy: (tapping the guard) See you around, darling!
:Royal Guard: Gah, bollocks!
:(Cut to Anne entering Andrias' castle.)
:Anne: Hey, sorry for the holdup guys. (gasps) No way, Valeriana?
:Marcy: She was waiting for us when we got here!
:Sasha: Pretty creepy, if you ask me.
:Leander: (caws) Pretty creepy. Pretty creepy.
:Valeriana: Hello, Anne. Are you ready for your final battle?
:Anne: Oh, heck yeah!
:Valeriana: Good. Now, the three of you close your eyes. Focus. Think of your memories of Amphibia, of how much this world means to you. This will allow the stones to resonate with your hearts... once again! (points her staff to start the transformation, as a massive explosion envelopes the castle) Warriors of Amphibia, arise!
:(Cut to the girls' Calamity forms.)
:Calamity Trio: Woah!
:Anne: Swanky duds!
:Sasha: (uses her powers to blast off the roof) Anne! You could do that this whole time?!
:Anne: Uh, nope! These powers feel way more intense than before.
:Marcy: The powers must stack when used in tandem! Classic synergy buff.
:Anne: Okay, then. Let's go punch that moon in its big ugly face! (she, Marcy, & Sasha fly off)
:Sprig: Yes! Yes! Get it girl!
:Polly: I know her!
:Hop Pop: She lived in my basement!
:(Cut to Buckingham Palace, where a guard holds a frame of Queen Elizabeth.)
:Royal Guard: And to think you actually frightened me at 1 point... oh, (bleep)! (dumps the frame in the trash as they are spooked by Bryce)
:Bryce: Judo chop! (judo chops the guard & leads everyone near the throne room)
:Royal Guard: I've always liked you better, Ms. Frontbottom.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: It's Majesty Frontbottom!
:Royal Guard: I'm sorry, your Majesty- (is killed)
:Royal Guard: Splendid, your Majesty!
:Mr. X: Wait, that's not Queen Elizabeth!
:Lord Mingeworthy: (under his breath) Mrs. Frontbottom...
:Bryce: She keeps the royal iPhone on a pedestal next to her. That thing has an app that she uses to kill off the insubordinate guards. If we steal that (bleep) we can blow up the throats of every person in this building, including hers.
:Donovan: Let me handle this 1, boss. (walks in the throne room with a pizza box) Somebody ordered an extra-large something?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: That's Bryce's goon! Kill him!
:(The royal guard pulls out a knife, but Donovan seduces the man by taking off his business suit, revealing his undershirt, making the guard faint.)
:Donovan: Now... (drops the pizza box) ...am I gonna make you squirt, or did I come into this country for nothing?
:Bryce: I taught him that.
:The Mingeworthies: Oh.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Well, there's just 1 thing you didn't take into account, (bleep)boy!
:Donovan: What's that?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (attempts to choke him) I'm 1 of those lesbians.
:Lady Mingeworthy: Should we help him?
:Bryce: Don't worry about my guy, he's indestructible. (sees Frontbottom snap Donovan's neck) DONOVAN!!!
:(Bryce rushes to Frontbottom as Mr. X & the Mingeworthies try to stop her. Once they restrain Bryce, Frontbottom fires at them with her powers as they quickly move out of the scene.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: Come on!
:Mr. X: Okay, where did that magic come from?
:Lady Mingeworthy: What the (bleep) just happened back there?
:Lord Mingeworthy: Oh.
:Bryce: She must've eaten the crown! I think that's the only way someone could that have much royal superpower in their blood!
:Lord Mingeworthy: That's all good, but how do we kill the monster?
:Bryce: Get your Brit nits on that royal iPhone then you can blow up the (bleep) they planted in their neck when they hired her, okay? Now I'm going to rescue my boyfriend!
:Lady Mingeworthy: No, you're not You're helping us kill that thing!
:Bryce: I don't give a rat's (bleep) whatever happens to anyone here, or you! I hope all 4 of you kill each other for all I know. Make that with what you will, bye!
:Lord Mingeworthy: (he & his wife gasp) You're a (bleep)!
:Mr. X: That doesn't matter at the moment. We've got bigger matters to take on.
:(Back in space, Bugs & Daffy watch as the moon closes in on them.)
:Bugs: (presses the autopilot) Eh, I'm thinking I'm gonna try negotiating with this guy, Doc.
:Daffy: Okay, then. (hands him a jetpack) Good luck out there, chum!
:Bugs: (goes out of the ship & talks to the Core) Eh, what's up, doc?
:The Core: Are you talking to me, you worthless creature?!
:Bugs: Well, that's right, doc, I'm talking to ya, all right-
:The Core: DIE!!! (fires at Bugs, laughing)
:Daffy: Bugsy! No!
:Bugs: Of course you realize, this means WAR! (pulls out his carrot lightsaber)
:Daffy: Yes! You go, Mac! Put that guy in the dirt!
:(Cut back to the Buckingham Palace. Bryce tries sneaking around only to hit a chandelier.)
:Bryce: Geez!
:(Bobby, Queen Elizabeth, & their assigned guards notice.)
:Queen Elizabeth II: Well don't just stand there! Go over there & see what that noise was!
:(Back at the throne room, Frontbottom is busy looking at a book.)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: These are evil things!
:Lady Mingeworthy: Oh, your Majesty! You're giving off some thick-(bleep) daddy vibes!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Am I high, or are you supposed to be dead, (bleep)!
:Lady Mingeworthy: So are you! But here we are, 2 lonely lesbians- (gasps) Did I just doubt myself?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Do you think you could seduce the great Frontbottom?
:Lady Mingeworthy: Seduce? (laughs) More like distract.
:Lord Mingeworthy: (takes the royal iPhone) I believe that's a checkmate, darling!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: No!
:(She fires at Lord Mingeworthy with her powers, knocking the phone out of his grasp. Meanwhile, the guards are getting closer to Bryce as Bobby manages to discern her presence by sniffing.)
:Bobby: (under his breath) Bryce...
:Queen Elizabeth II: Are you going to investigate it, or did I train a bunch of fairies?
:Royal Guard: The 2nd one!
:Bobby: Hey, Queenie. You want to see what else I stashed in my hole?
:Queen Elizabeth II: Not now, you idiot!
:(Cut to Daffy seeing Bugs fight against reinforcements the Core has sent against them.)
:Daffy: Woo-hoo! Get them, chum! (pauses) Wait a minute, why am I just sitting her watching this unfold when I help him! After all, I am Duck Dodgers! (spins around & turns into his Duck Dodgers outfit) Don't worry, pal! Help is on the way! (puts on a jetpack) Duck Dodgers to the rescue~! (the jetpack blows up on him) Not again! (tries putting on another jetpack) Duck Dodgers to the rescue! (the jetpack explodes again, making him get a new 1) Duck Dodgers to- (the jetpack blows up) This is despicable! I need to help my friend right now, & I am not tolerating the uselessness of these- (a jetpack blows up before he could even get it, but eventually he comes out of the ship) Aha! Now, time to put this evil spiral to the dirt.
:The Core: Incoming targets. Deploy defenses.
:Bugs: Wait, what?
:(The 2 of them watch as the Core unleashes more reinforcements against them.)
:Daffy: Okay, things may be bleak, but we can make it out, right?
:Marcy: Sure can!
:(Bugs & Daffy notice the Calamity Trio already arriving to their aid, with the 2 Looney Tunes smiling at their presence.)
:Anne: Game on, you stinky spacebugs! (summons a giant tennis ball) Here's the serve!
:(Anne subsequently summons a racket & hits the ball with it as it cuts back to Bobby, pulling out a guitar & shredding it, whilst Mrs. Frontbottom confronts Lord Mingeworthy.)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: You thought you could defeat me?
:Lord Mingeworthy: Defeat? Oh, no no no, dear child. Distract, yes.
:(He points to Lady Mingeworthy, with the royal iPhone in hand. Bobby then starts singing "I Need a Villain" as the separate battles continue.)
:Bugs: Right, Daff. Since we're here, we might as well help them nevertheless.
:Daffy: Sounds like a plan to me, chum! (charges at a few robots) TAKE THIS, YA STINKIN' ROBOTS! WOO-HOO! (plows through the army alongside Sasha) This is fun!
:Marcy: (watching the battle from afar) This is the most coolest, most anime thing that's ever happened to me! (summons an icosahedron) I'm so happy to be able to fight by your side! (as Bryce sings her verse, the icosahedron plows through the Core's robots, with 1 of them catching it) Nat 20, baby!
:(The icosahedron explodes as the 5 heroes continue to decimate the Core's army, just as Bryce finishes the song. Andrias watches the battle from afar, as a communication starts from his crown.)
:Aldrich: Andrias...
:King Andrias: Father?
:Aldrich: Help us... save us... and you can finally join us... FOREVER.
:(Grime, the Mega Minions, & the kaiju all stand up in front of the former king.)
:Captain Grime: Hey! What are you doing?! (points the warhammer at him)
:King Andrias: What I must. Frobots, engage.
:(The Frobots activate & fly past them. Mega Tim tries latching on to 1, but is flung away. Back in space, the Calamity Trio, Bugs, & Daffy continue to fight the Core's army.)
:Anne: Enough with the small fry. Time to take care of the moon!
:Bugs: Very well, doc!
:Daffy: Let's do this!
:(All 5 of them try to push back the moon, with Bugs stabbing an eye of the Core with his saber. Back on Earth, George & Donna witness the scene from afar.)
:Grandpa: Well, looks like we eternally (bleep)d.
:Donna: You cowardly (bleep)hole! Not if I have anything to say about it!
:(She throws a brick from afar as it cuts to Marcy seeing Andrias' robots charging to them.)
:Marcy: Leave them to me! (flies off to face them but trips on the brick Donna threw) Woah! (the Frobots fly past her) Come on!
:(The Frobots assist in pushing the moon back.)
:Sasha: No way! Andrias' robots?
:Anne: They're helping us!
:Captain Grime: I don't believe this. You're...
:King Andrias: Finally doing something useful? (removes his crown)
:Aldrich: You fool! You could've been immortal! (Andrias starts crushing the crown) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
:King Andrias: Something I should've done a long time ago, standing up to YOU! (crushes his crown completely) Full throttle, engage!
:Mega Dave: Mel!
:Mega Mel: Sí!
:(As the Frobots engage full throttle, Mega Mel fires his laser eye at the Core. Godzilla notices this & unleashes his atomic breath on the Core as well. However, the Core tries boosting itself towards the planet.)
:The Core: Fools! You cannot stop... a GOD!!!
:(Mega Mel starts moving back with the Core's sheer power. Mega Tim catches him.)
:Mega Tim: Mega Minions! Go, go, go!
:(The rest of the Mega Minions get behind the 2 of them in assistance. Godzilla also finds himself held back, but Kong, Mothra, & Rodan get behind him, alongside Shimo, Suko, the Great Ape tribe, & the rest of Godzilla's fellow Titans. Back at the Buckingham Palace, Bobby is stabbed by Queen Elizabeth.)
:Bobby: Oh, (bleep)!
:Bryce: Bobby? Bobby? Bobby-Bobby-Bobby? (suffers a heart attack)
:Queen Elizabeth II: Oh, is someone having a heart attack? (laughs)
:(The heroes continue being subdued. Mrs. Frontbottom tries to keep the Mingeworthies & Mr. X away from the royal iPhone with her powers, while the Core tries resisting the efforts of it being held back.)
:Marcy: Even with the robot army, it's not enough!
:Sasha: Guys, I hate to bring this up, but I'm fading fast...
:Daffy: Nonononononono! Not now!
:Marcy: Me too. (to Anne) Our bodies aren't as used to this as yours.
:Bugs: How are we going to stop this thing, doc?
:Anne: (silence) Look, guys, I know what we have to do. I'm going to call upon the power of all three stones. I may die in the process, but at least you and everyone else will be safe.
:Marcy: What?
:Sasha: Are you crazy?
:Marcy: There's no way we're gonna let you do that!
:Daffy: We need a boost, a pick-me-up, a secret weapon! Anything!
:Anne: (looks at the diminishing Frobot army) Our whole lives, I've followed you two, counted on you, trusted you. Now it's your turn to follow my lead. Please. Let me do this.
:Bugs: We can't just get through this alone!
:Marcy: Anne...
:Sasha: But... but... (with no other choice, they surrender their gems to Anne, turning them back to normal as they hug their friend, who prepares to send them back to safety) You'd better come back alive, Boonchuy. I swear to frog, YOU'D BETTER!!!
:(As the 2 of them are returned to safety, Bugs & Daffy return to their ship to witness everything go down. Sasha & Marcy land & see the Mega Minions & Godzilla still firing at the Core.)
:Marcy: STOP!
:(Mega Mel & Godzilla seize their attacks.)
:Polly: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be saving the world?
:Marcy: Anne sent us back. She's gonna try to stop it herself but...
:Sasha: She said she may not make it...
:The Plantars: What?!
:Sprig: No. No, no, no, no, no! We can't let her! Frobo, take me to Anne! NOW!
:Hop Pop: Sprig! It's too dangerous! (Sprig & Frobo zip off)
:(Meanwhile, back with Anne & the Core.)
:The Core: Well, you dare use Amphibia's greatest treasure against us?
:Anne: These stones are not Amphibia's greatest treasure! Mother Olm said all I had to do was ask, so, I'm asking... can you help me save the world I love?
:(The gems rumble & shatter in Anne's grasp as Mrs. Frontbottom continues usupring the Mingeworthies & Mr. X. Lord Mingeworthy tries reaching for the royal iPhone but is caught.)
:Queen Elizabeth II: (laughs) So much for love! The thing you cherish oh so bloody much is the thing that kills you! (laughs as she tries to leave, but hears Bobby puncturing his heart)
:Bobby: That might've been my last life, (bleep) but the game's not over for HER!!!
:Lord Mingeworthy: (as he & his wife try to hold hands) You made an oversight when you chose hatred as your line of defense, because love...
:Bobby: ...is the most powerful thing that exists...
:(Back in space, Anne absorbs the power of all 3 stones when...)
:Sprig: Anne! Please, don't do this! Don't go! I don't know what I'll do without you!! You're my everything! You... changed my life!
:Anne: (holds Sprig's hand) And you've changed mine. (Sprig sobs into her hands as he & Frobo retreat) Goodbye, Sprig.
:(Anne activates a large orb towards the moon, destroying the Core with it. The Mingeworthies kiss & unleash Harry Potter powers.)
:The Mingeworthies: FOR BRITAIN!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Impossible!
:(Bryce comes back to life & charges at Elizabeth.)
:Queen Elizabeth II: No! Wait, woah, woah, wooah! Let's talk for a moment- (gets punched)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: I should've never taught them Harry Potter! (as Bryce beats up the former Queen, Mr. X crawls between the battle & reaches for the royal iPhone, finding Mrs. Frontbottom's icon before pressing it) No~!
:(Her head explodes, whilst Bryce collapses after beating the Queen. Once everyone sees the moon collapse & cheers, while Sprig & Frobo return to retrieve a petrified Anne. Daffy motions for him & Frobo to join them in their ship as they deliver Anne back to the surface, crashing the Buckingham Palace in the process. Everyone, except for a few people, gather around Anne & mourn her loss.)
:Sprig: Come on, Anne! You'll be okay!
:(Everyone tears up, or at least, sport sad & understanding faces.)
:Anne: Don't cry, Sprig. It's okay. Saving this world was the best decision I've ever made. My only regret is that... I never... got to see Love Choice 2...
:(The Plantars & Anne's parents chuckle until Anne's body dissipates into leaves. Just then, the ground starts crumbling again, which the Mingeworthies & Mr. X notice from the Palace.)
:Mr. X: What's happening?
:Lord Mingeworthy: We may die here, but at least I have you by my side, dear.
:Lady Mingeworthy: Indeed!
:(The ground reaches its' breaking point & collapses, noting the separation of Earth & Amphibia, as almost all of the heroes are transported to the latter. Godzilla & Kong signal rest of the kaijus to retreat, believing their work for the day is done. As the scene fades to black, multiple repetitions of Anne's name are heard before the girl wakes up in a large chunk of land with a house. She enters it & is greeted by an old computer display "3_STONES_DEITY would like to chat".)
:Anne: "Uh, hello, hi, who are you? What's going on?" (receives another message that Anne reads) "I am the cosmic guardian who has watched over countless worlds for countless eons."? Whoa. Okay... (types again) What's with the timey old computer? (reads the countering messages) Yeah, you're off by a couple decades.
:(To make things simpler, the computer takes on a new form, that being Anne's cat, Domino.)
:The Guardian: How's this? Better?
:Anne: So much better! Come here, you!
:The Guardian: Hey, hey, none of that.
:Anne: Sorry, sorry.
:The Guardian: I figured your response would be something like this. I am very cute.
:Anne: So, what's going on? Am I dead or something?
:The Guardian: Yes, & no. I made a copy of you right before you expired. A backup, if you will. For all intents and purposes, you're the same Anne Boonchuy.
:Anne: Well, that's gonna cause some serious existential dread later on. So, does that make you...
:The Guardian: Just a watcher, a viewer. I'm not in the demographic, though.
:Anne: And you look like my cat because...?
:The Guardian: My true form would make your human brain explode.
:Anne: I don't know. I've seen some pretty crazy- (screams as the sight of the Guardian's true form before it turns back to Domino)
:The Guardian: Now, to business. Anne Boonchuy, I have brought you to this place because I want to offer you... a job.
:Anne: Wha-
:The Guardian: To keep a near infinite story short, I have been doing this job for a very long time. It's exhausting. So, I was hoping you would consider being my replacement.
:Anne: Me?
:The Guardian: Yes, you. Look, I created the stones to see how mortals would handle unlimited power. Turns out... not that well! Would you believe that after over 10,000 years, you're the only individual who used that power for good?
:Anne: Uh... this is a lot to take in right now. I mean, do I have a choice?
:The Guardian: Well, of course you do! I'm not a jerk.
:Anne: Well then, I'm gonna have to pass.
:The Guardian: Whu-?! No! I haven't even told you about Bagel Fridays!
:Anne: Sorry, dude! You seem cool, but I'm just a 13-year-old kid. For every "heroic sacrifice", I make a hundred dumb mistakes. I'd probably blow up the multiverse if you put me in charge.
:The Guardian: No! Don't do this to me, kid. You're the only one who qualifies! You're perfect!
:Anne: No one's perfect. My time in Amphibia taught me that we're all changing, & learning & improving as we go. Every time I hit an obstacle, I found a way to overcome it. When I thought Sasha & Marcy would be stuck in their old ways, they proved me wrong & our friendship got stronger. And Wartwood, the oldest-fashioned, least accepting place, ended up accepting me as one of their own.
:The Guardian: So you're saying you could continue improving? Maybe even one day feel worthy of this post?
:Anne: It's possible. I have my whole life ahead of me to make bad choices & learn good lessons from them. Or... I had my whole life ahead of me.
:The Guardian: About that...
:(The ground collapses as Anne finds herself floating in midair.)
:Anne: Whoa! Wha... What's happening?! Am I actually dying this time?!
:The Guardian: I'm sending you back to the world of the living. You've shown me the error in my thinking. And if you can do that at age 13, then imagine the Guardian you'll be after a life fully lived. Go! Live your life! I've waited thousands of years to retire, what's 78 years more?
:Anne: Wait, are you saying that in 78 years I'm gonna... (screams as she returns to Amphibia)
:(In the Buckingham Palace, which has been transported to Amphibia, the Mingeworthies & Mr. X find Bryce & Queen Elizabeth II unconscious on the floor.)
:Lady Mingeworthy: Oh my tits!
:Lord Mingeworthy: They really have done themselves in goodness time, haven't they? (pulls out a sword) Shall we put them out of their misery?
:Lady Mingeworthy: No, no, no! We promised ourselves a life of no more crime! This is the perfect time to escape on a clean slate.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Okay, well I guess we'll leave the child here, too, shouldn't we? (points to an unconscious Anne, who wakes up as they all scream) How are you still alive? I saw you fade into white leaves!
:(Anne doesn't answer, as she & Mr. X exit to see everyone else still mourning.)
:Anne: What's everyone looking at?
:Hop Pop: Not now, Anne! We're mourning the loss of a true hero, & the greatest kid who ever-
:Sprig: (gasps in realization) Anne!
:Anne: Hey, dude! (everyone runs to Anne as Frobo pulls them all into a group hug) What'd I miss?
:Sasha: Well, the moon and The Core exploded, & then... so did you.
:Mrs. Boonchuy: We were so worried about you!
:Marcy: But you're back somehow! Which is amazing, but also... how?
:Anne: I don't know where to begin. The whole thing feels like a dream.
:Sprig: Question. Why is your pocket glowing?
:(Anne pulls out her pocket to reveal glowing paper.)
:Sasha: What... are those?
:Anne: (opens the paper, revealing the gem's fragments & a message) I think... they're a chance for a fresh start.
:(Sprig hugs Anne as they all bask in the happiness of the moment.)
:King Andrias: It's over. It's finally over...
:(Just then, an alarm blares at the palace, shocking everyone.)
:Hop Pop: What?
:Royal Guard: Self-destruct sequence has been activated. Please make your way to the nearest exit quickly & calmly.
:Lady Mingeworthy: On 2nd thought, let's just leave them here, & technically, we did nothing!
:Lord Mingeworthy: That's the dingot I married! (they both turn around to see Donovan in shock)
:Donovan: Oh, great. It's just you guys.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Donovan? I thought you were deceased!
:Donovan: I'm indestructible.
:Mr. X: Well, she wasn't lying after all, I suppose.
:Lady Mingeworthy: I'm glad you're good but we've got to get out of here because THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO POP OFF!
:Donovan: (referring to Queen Elizabeth, Bryce, & Bobby) Well let's grab these bodies & get out of here!
:Lady Mingeworthy: That's just what we were doing!
:Bugs: Eh, ya sure, doc?
:Mr. X: Not now. Everyone, move out!
:Royal Guard: Please make your way to the nearest exit, & have a very British afternoon.
:(They all exit the Buckingham Palace, which explodes in front of their very eyes. The Mingeworthies & Donovan cheer & laugh as it cuts to the morning, where Marcy inspects the gem fragments.)
:Marcy: Based on what Anne told us, I think these shards are low output versions of the stones.
:Sasha: So we can use them to get back home?
:Marcy: In theory, but we're talking crumbs of energy. Judging by the size & luminosity, I think they're 1-time use only.
:Anne: So if we use these to return home, there's no coming back.
:Marcy: Not only that, who knows how long they'll hold for. Could be hours, could be minutes.
:Hop Pop: Well... we better say our goodbyes. You girls need to go back to your own lives. And I think we've kept you long enough.
:Lady Mingeworthy: Yes, & these bodies are getting pretty heavy.
:(The 3 girls nod to each other as it cuts to Marcy with General Yunan & Olivia.)
:Marcy: I came to this world thinking only of myself. It was wrong of me. And I wish I'd gotten to know you both better.
:Lady Olivia: I think we all have a lot to learn, Master Marcy. Don't be so hard on yourself.
:Yunan: In a way, you've helped us see what was important as well.
:Marcy: (looks over to Andrias) Goodbye, Andrias.
:King Andrias: (pauses to process what was just said to him) Take care, kiddo.
:Lady Olivia: (to Silas) Thank you as well for your supplementary services.
:Silas Ramsbottom: I believe there is no need to thank us, Ma'am. We were just doing what was right.
:(Cut to Grime & Sasha trying to make their goodbyes as formal as possible.)
:Sasha: Commander...
:Captain Grime: Lieutenant. It... was an honor serving with you. (offers a handshake)
:Sasha: (starts crying) I'm gonna miss you so much!
:Captain Grime: (eventually releases his emotions in tears) Not as much... as I'm going to miss you!
:(Bugs & Daffy watch the ordeal from a distance.)
:Daffy: This is all so heartwarming, I could just cry!
:Bugs: Not me! (starts bawling anyways)
:Daffy: Keep it together, Bugsy! KEEP IT TOGETHER-HER! (starts crying himself as it pans to Anne, Frobo, & the Plantars)
:Anne: Goodbye, Polly. You're the little sister I never knew I needed. I know you're gonna grow into an amazing frog & take over the world.
:Polly: Without you as my moral compass, I definitely will!
:Anne: Goodbye, HP. Thanks for taking me in. I'm so lucky to call myself a Plantar.
:Hop Pop: I'm the lucky one, Anne, & I'm so blessed to have a granddaughter like you. If you ever need a home cooked meal, or your old room back, just... stop by.
:Anne: Like an old wise frog once told me, family always finds each other.
:Sprig: (trying to gain composure) Goodbye, Anne. I... I'll never forget you.
:Anne: And I won't forget you either, Sprig. Which means that we'll never be apart. Not really. Nothing will ever change how much you mean to me. Not time, or space, or being worlds apart.
:Sprig: Spranne against the world?
:Anne: Spranne against the world. (they do their custom handshake 1 last time before she hands out her phone) I want you to have this. Maybe it'll help you on your future adventures.
:(The girls share hugs with the amphibians they've bonded with as the portal back to Earth is activated. Anne, her parents, Sasha, Marcy, the Mingeworthies, Donovan, the Gru family, Silas, Mr. X, the Mega Minions, Bugs, & Daffy all stand before the portal & bow before the residents of Amphibia present. Everyone goes through the portal, with Anne going in last to share 1 final hug with Sprig. The music box fades into nothing after the portal explodes.)
:Hop Pop: So... what now?
:Lady Olivia: Now we build a better world.
:Captain Grime: Together!
:Polly: (after a strand of hair pokes out of her) Not to undercut you guys, but... I just got my first hair!
:(Back on Earth, the portal opens & everyone gets out of it.)
:Marcy's Parents: Marcy!
:Marcy: Mom! Dad! (rushes to her parents) I'm sorry, I didn't mean to keep you worrying for 5 months.
:Mrs. Wu: Don't worry, honey. We may not understand you now, but I promise, we'll try our best.
:Mr. Boonchuy: How are you feeling, Anne?
:Anne: I... I think this'll take me a few weeks to recover from.
:Mrs. Boonchuy: Don't worry. Just remember we're here for you, okay?
:(As Anne hugs her parents, the Mingeworthies continue their cheering.)
:Donovan: Well, that was fun.
:Lord Mingeworthy: Indeed, I think it rather was, yes.
:Bugs: (pulls off Daffy's beak) We pulled it off, alright.
:Daffy: Hey, gimme that! (takes his beak from Bugs & reattaches it)
:Donovan: So, why'd you guys save her life?
:Lady Mingeworthy: We have a very special place in mind for this 1. (she & her husband laugh as it cuts to the Sacred One's office)
:The Sacred One: Queen Elizabeth the (bleep)ing II! You have brought crime into my town.
:Queen Elizabeth II: Please! You've got the wrong person!
:The Sacred One: (fires her gun) And so, I'll assign you a new identity with a family who might be able to help your spoiled (bleep).
:(Cut to a news report.)
:News Voiceover: Tonight, the inspiring story of a little girl named Susie & the brave folks who now call themselves her parents!
:Mrs. Stencil: Our previous daughter had this Benjamin Button's disease.
:Mr. Stencil: By judging how haggard this 1 looks, we have a whole lifetime of joyful memories.
:News Voiceover: In other news, Queen Elizabeth II is still missing, having disappeared last Friday shortly after admitting in the writing to being a terrorist, & then knighting Bryce Tankthrust, exonerating the former president from everyone who hates her.
:(Cut back to Stumpy's Diner.)
:Wally: Good tiding, frogs! See you at the ceremony! (bumps into someone) Pardon me, young lady!
:Polly: Who're you calling young lady?
:Wally: Oh, hello, Polly! Still can't get used to you as a frog!
:Polly: Whatever, Wally.
:(Cut to Maddie in her potion stand.)
:Maddie: Here's the potion for your rheumatism, Mrs. Croaker. Try not to drink it too- fast?
:Mrs. Croaker: (drinks the potion immediately, throws her cane & starts dancing) Hoo, mama! Let's dance!
:Polly: (bypasses Loggle, struggling with a cart) Hurry up, Loggle! It's almost time for the unveiling!
:Loggle: I never should've taken that cheat day.
:(Grime, Olivia, & Yunan arrive on Joe Sparrow.)
:Toadie: Hello, delegates! You're just in time for the ceremony.
:Captain Grime: Toadie! You won the election?
:Toadie: Well, I had a little help.
:Toadstool: Constituents don't bribe themselves!
:Lady Olivia: You know, I wouldn't mind settling down in a quiet swamp like this. It's slow, the people are friendly...
:Yunan: And it's far away from the countless enemies I made when I was General Yunan! Scourge of the Sand Wars! Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched-
:Lady Olivia: I know, sweetheart. We all know.
:Polly: (arrives at the Plantar farm) 'Sup, HP. Where's Sprig? It's ceremony time!
:Hop Pop: In his usual spot.
:Sprig: (drawing a mossman using Anne's phone as reference) Perfect!
:Polly: Sprig, come on, it's time for the unveiling ceremony!
:Sprig: Finally! Can't wait to see how it turned out!
:(Polly & Sprig arrive to the main area of the town as Loggle unveils a statue of Anne.)
:Ivy: AMBUSH! (tackles Sprig) Guess what, Sprig? Grime just told me they discovered a new continent! Untouched by frog, newt or toad! Feel like a new adventure?
:Sprig: (looks at Anne's statue, then back to Sprig) I'm in!
:(The 2 frogs run off as Bryce wakes up from her coma in the infirmary.)
:Doctor: There she is. (to Bryce) We thought you were a goner. (referring to Donovan) When this guy brought you in, your body was rejecting this (bleep)y heart.
:Bryce: Woah, that is Bobby's heart! This is the last thing my body would ever reject.
:Doctor: The good news is why your body rejected it. (points to a dot on Bryce's x-ray) See this little guy right here? Your body grew its' own heart!
:Bryce: I-I-I don't h-h-h-how is this possible?
:Doctor: Maybe you did something good recently, like donate to charity, or-
:Donovan: -or risked your life for someone you love?
:Bryce: B-Bo-oh my god, where's Bobby?
:Bobby: Woah, woah, woah! (bleep)! I'm right here, baby!
:Bryce: H-how are you still-your heart is out of your body.
:Bobby: Turns out, I never needed a heart to survive, this (bleep) like a kidney to me. The only I needed to survive... is you.
:(Bryce smiles as it cuts to the news once again, showing the re-opening of Tankthrust Industries.)
:News Voiceover: With a brand new heart, Tankthrust reopened her company & stated, quote, "I plan on doing it right this time, safety is my number 1 goal.
:(The camera slowly fades to the Mingeworthies.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: (narrating) But what about my wife & myself, you may ask? Well, as we sat down there trying to carry on with our normal British lives, I knew something was slightly askew. (to his wife) Does something feel slightly askew?
:Lady Mingeworthy: Oh, I was gonna ask you the same thing!
:(Later, it cuts to the Mingeworthies selling their house.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: (narrating) We were living in a home filled with memories of crime, the very thing my wife & I tried escaping to begin with. 
:Lady Mingeworthy: Let's start a new life elsewhere!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Why, but we've got no money! No jewels or diamonds, no vehicles-
:Lady Mingeworthy: What if we had 1 last rob?
:(Cut to the Bunkers.)
:Bernerd: 1st game night in 6 years! (he & his wife's visitors clap)
:Bernice: Now, I know some of you might be a little uneasy after that whole little invasion fiasco last time...
:Lady Mingeworthy: (breaks into the house) Everybody, freeze! (accidentally hits her husband with her shoe) Everybody freeze!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Everyone freeze!
:Lady Mingeworthy: (holding a wrench) I'll stick this up your titties!
:Jerry: May I know what's going on here? These people need to have their way with us!
:Lord Mingeworthy: No, no, we're here to steal your wallets & your banknotes!
:Lady Mingeworthy: Tippity-tip-tip-
:The Mingeworthies: -Cheerio!
:Bernerd: No offense, but the last people that robbed us had guns.
:Bernice: Yeah, & they had masks.
:Guest: And they were skinner.
:(The guests & the Bunkers continue chattering until Lord Mingeworthy throws a scissor at Bernerd.)
:Bernerd: Right where the skinnier robbers shot me!
:Guest: Okay, let's just give these poor misguided clowns some cash! (a wrench is thrown at him) Was that a wrench?
:Lady Mingeworthy: We are not clowns!
:The Mingeworthies: (lowering their weapons) We're British.
:Lord Mingeworthy: And no, we are not misguided, dear boy, you know. (looks at his wife) We're in love. (multiple flashbacks of their partnership play) A rare kind of love earned through high stakes & misadventures.
:Lady Mingeworthy: And I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
:Detective PP: (on the TV) Well, I've done it again. Another case closed, (cut to the Stencils putting "Susie" to sleep) another heinous villain taken off the streets, & peace, as I see it, is finally restored.
:Mr. Stencil: I love you, honey.
:Mrs. Stencil: Oh, honey!
:Detective PP: The bureau would like to thank the Sacred One for all she's done to keep our humanity a family-friendly treasure. And so, I hereby recognize Clamville as a federally certified place for good.
:(The Sacred One tears up watching this at the TV as it cuts to Bryce & Bobby's wedding.)
:Donovan: Boss, do you solemnly swear to take this piece of (bleep) to be a pain in your (bleep), until your death?
:Bryce: He better be (bleep)ing my (bleep) when I'm dead!
:(The couple makes suggestive motions to each other as it cuts to the local airport, with an older Marcy stepping out, looking around only to see...)
:Marcy: Sasha!
:Sasha: (sees Marcy waving at her) Marce!
:Marcy: (runs to her but trips & falls) I'm okay.
:(Cut to the 2 in Sasha's car while chatting.)
:Sasha: Gosh, it's been a minute. How's the flight?
:Marcy: Pretty good! Can you believe it's been 10 years?
:Sasha: Crazy, right? So, what have you been up to? Still doing that web comic? I read a few chapters, it's awesome.
:Marcy: Aw, thanks. It's doing pretty well online. And how about you? Psych degree come in handy?
:Sasha: Yup. I really like working with the kids. Helping them overcome their emotional baggage. I have a lot of experience. (presses her horn at a bypassing car) Hey, nice signal, buddy!
:Marcy: So... did you & Anne hang out much after I moved?
:Sasha: At 1st, yeah, but we kind of fell into different friend groups in high school. We still talked, but only every once in a while. Never mind that, though. Have you heard what Anne's doing these days?
:Marcy: Yes, and I love it!
:(Cut to the Aquarium of the Pacific's exterior, & then interior, then to an exhibit called "The Wonderful World of Frogs".)
:Anne: A frog's environment is everything. They love humidity. (holds up a pink frog) This energetic fella is a pink South American tree frog.
:Kid: Wow!
:Kid: So cute!
:Kid 3: What's his name?
:Anne: I named him Sprig, after a dear, dear friend of mine.
:Teacher: Okay, class, everyone thank Anne the herpetologist!
:Kids: Thanks, frog lady! (the class walks off)
:Anne: (monologuing) Change can be difficult, but it's how we grow. (returns "Sprig" to his habitat) It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go. (closes the glass door, showing Sasha & Marcy's reflections as Anne turns around to see them) But of the things you let go... you'd be surprised... what makes its way... back to you.
:(Anne makes her way to her friends as it cuts back to the Mingeworthies.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: And now, I know that all people can become better people. And more importantly, the ability to change with another human being...
:The Mingeworthies: ...is why I love you so much. (they both kiss, making everyone clap before resuming their objective) We said empty your bloody wallets!
:(Cut to Lord Mingeworthy narrating the events unfolding.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: (narrating) And so, with all the riches we could carry, we hopped onto 1 of their vehicles & put Clamville far behind us. (stops the car at a desert)
:Lady Mingeworthy: So, where do we go now, darling?
:Lord Mingeworthy: Wherever we like, I suppose.
:Lady Mingeworthy: Bollocks!
:Lord Mingeworthy: You know, we don't have to keep these accents up & about anymore!
:Lady Mingeworthy: Yeah, I've become rather fond of it.
:Lord Mingeworthy: (pulls out a bean can) Yes, as have I!
:Lady Mingeworthy: (pulls out her own bean can) For Britain?
:Lord Mingeworthy: For us.
:(Anthony Ramos' "The Best" starts playing.)
:Lady Mingeworthy: Indeed! (shares a bean can toast with her husband as he drives off, with "The End" popping up, ending the special)
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