Wallfrench

Wallfrench is a variety of French spoken by entities in the Plasma Temple who have had their speech altered by repeated exposure to THE WALL. Repeated or excessive exposure to THE WALL often leads to one's mental thought processes becoming altered and jumbled, leading to the garbled, often frantic speech of Wallfrench. Although Wall-dialects exist for other languages, (and theoretically for every conceivable language,) the perceived comedic aspect of French's phonology combined with several coined "Wall-isms" led to the infamous nature of Wallfrench.
== Origins of Wallfrench ==
Wallfrench's origin was discovered and documented by several Xnth-Dimensional linguists, including Crkyzgrzghrt Bckynywytz (AKA Shileguah). In particular, Shileguah began compiling notes based on chats with a friend, who he had met during trips to THE WALL in late 2014. Other linguists had compiled their own notes around this time, and some linguists fluent in French had even documented changes in their own speech, which would be invaluable for documenting Wallfrench's evolution. 
== Characteristics of Wallfrench ==
Several linguists, including Shileguah, noted a tendency to elongate vowels, often creating long polyphthongs and even multiple syllables of nothing but semivowels and vowels. Moreover, Wallfrench was also noted as borrowing sounds, words, or even whole sentences -- Often with French (Or a mixture of French and Plez Mos accent often dubbed "Frez mos") pronunciation. Other features of Wallfrench are random nasalization on normally non-nasalized vowels and changes in written Wallfrench include a reanalysis of word initial L or D as an enclitic (Leg -> L'egg)
In some cases Wallfrench users concatenate Wall-dialects with their native language, forming a hybrid statement where one or the other may be rendered incoherent. This is more typical of right brained types, who tend to use the Wallfrench to '"creatively embellish" their understandable words without adding any truly new information. Hybrid Wallfrench can be a result of deliberate cultivation or mania, and is sometimes both.
== Explanation of Wallfrench ==
Recent studies of the neuropsychological affect THE WALL has on caliber 4-entities show a recategorization of pathways in the mind that also linguistic processes. Further study is needed, but a scan of a caliber 4-entity's brain revealed an intense linkage between different parts of the brain that was chronic and oftentimes permanent. The results of these linkages increased the mental performance of caliber 4s drastically, and some caliber-catagorists have debated the existence of a caliber 3.8, or a caliber 4 entity with increased or extra-caliber 4 abilities.
== Notable Wallfrench Speakers ==
* Lebouche
** That's it.
*** To be fair most Wallfrench speakers I've met are pretty well known but it's mainly because they did something like eat a Police Horse or something.
* France
** It screamed
*** It screamed
**** It cried (Just kidding it screamed again.)
***** Ok for real it cried this time.
Category:Phenomena