Ravenpaw: Spoof

This is just something I'm coming up with as I'm writing... so yeah it's bad..
Made by ~Patchfeather~
Ravenkit: **first time out of nursery and snow falls on head** MOM! MMMOOOOMMM!!!!!! I'M DYING!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE, bla bla bla bla.
Dustkit: **looks to Sandkit** Now do you understeand why I don't like him?
Sandkit: **nods fast with a look of terror**
Dustkit: Welcome to my world.
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Ravenpaw: Tigerclaw's trying to kill me guys!
Firepaw: Oh okay.
Ravenpaw: Arn't you going to help me!?
Graypaw: Oh didn't know we had to what you want us to do?
Ravenpaw: Dress up like hotdogs and run around screaming free tickets.
Firepaw: **walks away**
Graypaw: **fallows Firepaw**
Ravenpaw: FINE I'll do it myself!
Tigerclaw: Okay Mousefur go with Willowpelt, Frostfur, and Longtail to the ShadowClan border and- **sees Ravenpaw dress like a hotdog**
Ravenpaw: You me, dance off bro.
Tigerclaw: **some how got a shirt on and rips it off to reveal him dressed as corn dog** LET'S DANCE
Ravenpaw: **dances around like an idiot with some...some taylor swift song on moving his mouth to the song and then flies in the air and land right in front of Tigerclaw** Bet that.
Tigerclaw: **starts dancing around** I'M WALKEN ON SUN SHINE! YEAH AND IT'S TIME TO FEEEEL GOOD! **lands in front of Ravenpaw kissing his paw and blowing it to the she-cats**
She-cats: **fall down** hes such an angel...
Ravenpaw: **grabs sword** let's get real
Tigerclaw: **also grabs sword** your on!
Tigerclaw and Ravenpaw: **floating in the air in a huge ball of light fighting with sword, then the light turns to a disco ball**
Ravenpaw: **gets top hat and cain with shoes on and starts dancing around on a rainbow with she-cat watching with hearts in their eyes**
Tigerclaw: **does as Ravenpaw's doing**
Bluestar: **grabs gun and shoot everyone,** NO!
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Firepaw and Graypaw: Bye Ravenpaw have fun living with Barley and- OMG HE JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR... we should go.. yea...**Runs away**
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I have no idea... Well comment if you want me to make other cats!
Category:Spoofs
Category:~Patchfeather~
Category:Fanfictions