S03E08 - Exclusive Daily F*ck Buddy (EDFB)

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The story for this season is "The Critiquer" by dysonrules and this episode is the final section of part 2.
== Episode Summary ==
The playful bedroom antics continues, but this time with an abundance of lube. After the sexy times are over, Draco and Harry play a game of relationship chicken and finally learn their "secret alter identities."
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Opening: Remix of "No Diggity" by Blackstreet
* Last episode was "more tick(ling), less pics"
* Draco may have practiced his accents in the bathrooms at Hogwarts (I bet Myrtle has some stories to tell)
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Drinking game: drink everytime you hear a phrase that could be the episode title
* As mom always says: Blow jobs are the best revenge
* First testicles. Danny's excited about it, as everyone should be.
* Danny jokes that they've finally found a productive use of Harry's mouth.
* Proposed spell: Flavoured or scented lube. Danny's would taste like Thanksgiving dinner.
* "We're just developing film!....with my dick!" ~ Danny
* Another proposed spell: Jizzus Infusionus - Thanksgiving dinner flavoured jizz
* Lyndsay forgets who Stanton is this time. 
* Lyndsay hypothesizes that your dick works like the priori incantantum spell and a spectral image of the last person you slept with comes out of it when you come.
* Podcast relationship advice: If you're looking for love, send your dick pics to everyone.
* The -Ughorns reference - Chughorn/Glughorn
* Dean singing "Look What You Made Me Do"
* It's going to take Harry some time to figure out how his photo made it into the magazine again.
* Ending is like It's a Wonderful Life, only with more dick pics
* Fifth time is the charm to do the Wands Up or Down song...or at least as close as it's going to get on this episode
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Back into their normal personalities more. Loved their interactions.
Danny: Up 
* Just the right amount of lube
* Acted like adults and just committed
Lyndsay: Up
*Cut right to it and leaped into the relationship
*Not cool of Draco to share the picture though
*Mindy got redeemed
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