Hot Poppin’ Popcorn

This is the twenty-sixth video from The Wiggly Band.
== Songs ==
# It’s a Wiggly Circus
# Hot Poppin’ Popcorn (featuring Jamie Redfern)
# How Are We Going To Wake Up Henry?
# Circus Cyclists Cycling!
# Dorothy’s Dance
# Doing A Handstand
# Juggling, Juggling, Juggling Balls
# The Ringmaster’s Song
# Waltzing Matilda (instrumental)
# High Up On The Trapeze
# Henry’s Song
# Captain Feathersword The Somersault King
# Wags Is Eating Again
# Fly, Fly, Foodman
# Wave Your Ribbons In The Air
# Wags The Balancing Dog
# We’re Watching The Clowns Fall Down
# Dorothy’s Guitar Saved The World
== Transcript ==
(The video opens with the band introducing themselves)
Shirley Shawn: Hi. (with the others.) We're The Wiggly Band. (Themself.) I'm Shirley Shawn the Unicorn.
Dorothy: I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Henry: I'm Henry the Octopus.
Captain Feathersword: I’m Captain Feathersword.
Wags: And I'm hungry.
Shirley, Henry, Captain & Dorothy: Huh?
Wags: Oops. Sorry. I'm Wags the Dog. And I am hungry! Hungry for a circus. (He leaves.)
Captain Feathersword: Circus? I love the circus. Better go and practice my juggling. (He leaves)
Henry: Circus? I love the circus. Better go and get ready for the big opening circus parade. (He leaves.)
Dorothy: Circus? I love the circus. Better go and tune my guitar for the Wiggly Circus. (She leaves.)
Shirley Shawn: I love the circus too! I'd better go and warm up my voice for some singing at the circus. (They leave.)
(Curtain close transition as the video title is shown coming out of a bag of popcorn. An instrumental track is played with sound effects and a transition goes to Wags.)
(Intro to the first song where Wags is dressed as a ringmaster.)
(Megaphone transition to It’s A Wiggly Circus)
(Wags: It's showtime
Feast your eyes on the centre ring)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Step right up and come and see the show)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Clap your hands, circus here we go)
Shirley Shasn: (singing) We're underneath the big top, what you going to see?
Acrobats, trapeziacs and lovely jugglers three
We're underneath the big top, laughter is the sound
(with the other Wiggly Band singing.) Kids and clowns all around
It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Step right up, come and see the show)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Clap your hands, circus here we go, we all know)
Shirley Shasn: (singing) Step into the centre ring and see the stunning show
They're strong men lifting circus girls while on tippy toe
The wonders of the cube and acrobats astound
(with the other Wiggly Band singing.) They flip and flip and flip and flip so many times around
It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Step right up and come and see the show, do you know?)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Clap your hands, circus here we go, do you know?)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Step right up it's a Wiggly show)
Wiggly Band: (singing) It's a Wiggly Circus
(Wags: (singing) Clap your hands, circus here we go
Clap your hands, circus here we go,
dee-oh, dee-oh, dee-oh, dee-oh.
Circus, showtime!)
(Balloons transition to The Wiggly Band)
Shirley Shawn: Well, everybody, we've got the Wiggly Circus ring. (They give thumbs up.)
Henry: We've got clowns and acrobats. (They give thumbs up.)
Dorothy: We've got balloons and circus music! (They give thumbs up.)
Wags: But... where's the popcorn?
Captain Feathersword: Wags, my four legged friend, it’s right behind you (They turn and see Jamie Redfern selling popcorn.)
Wags: Popcorn? Popcorn! And there's Jamie the popcorn seller. Let's have some hot poppin' popcorn.
(The song Hot Poppin’ Popcorn starts)
Jamie Redfern: (singing while the backing vocals sing "Pop! Pop!") So... get... your... hot poppin' popcorn, poppin' poppin' popcorn.
Get it while it's hot corn, whoa.
Eat it while you watch corn hot poppin' popcorn.
Pop it and away you go.
Once it starts a-poppin', there's no way of stoppin'
That hot poppin' popcorn flow.
So eat your poppin' popcorn, hot poppin' popcorn.
Now it's on with the show.
(Instrumental break while the Wiggly Band & Jamie Redfern have a dance together.)
Jamie Redfern: (singing while backing vocals sing "Pop! Pop!") So get your hot poppin' popcorn, poppin' poppin' popcorn.
Get it while it's hot corn, whoa.
Eat it while you watch corn hot poppin' popcorn.
Pop it and away you go.
Once it starts a-poppin', there's no way of stoppin'
That hot poppin' popcorn flow.
So eat your poppin' popcorn, hot poppin' popcorn.
Now it's on with the show.
Announcer Anthony: And now, for your watching delight, the tasty, the lightly salted, the always fresh, jumping, popping, tapping and a hopping.... You guessed it, it's the dancing Popcorn! Take it away, Poppy!
Jamie Redfern: (singing while backing vocals sing "Pop! Pop!") So get your hot poppin' popcorn, poppin' hot popcorn.
Get it while it's hot corn, whoa.
Eat it while you watch corn hot poppin' popcorn.
Pop it and away you go.
When it starts a-poppin', there's no way of stoppin'
That hot poppin' popcorn flow.
So eat your poppin' popcorn, hot poppin' popcorn.
Now it's on with the show.
Now it's on with the show.
(Popcorn transition to Henry falling asleep on a circus ring while the rest of the band try to wake him up.)
Shirley Shawn: Henry's asleep. All that dancing must have made him tired. Hey, let's wake him up. When I count to three, everybody clap your hands like this. OK, ready? Here we go. One, two, three! Clap your hands! (They clap their hands, but doesn’t wake Henry up.) Oh! It didn't work.
Wags: Looky-looky there. Henry's asleep! Hey, let's wake him up. When I count to three, let's stamp our feet on the ground like this. Are you ready? One, two, three. Stamp your feet. (He stamp his feet on the floor, but he didn't wake Henry up.) Oh, didn't work!
Captain Feathersword: Look at that! Henry’s asleep! Let’s wake him up. When I count to three, let’s shake our hands like this. Ready? One, two, three, shake your hands. (He shakes his hands, but doesn’t wake Henry up.) Oh dear, it didn’t work
Dorothy: (She giggles.) Look at Henry! He's asleep! Let's wake him up. When I count to three, everybody rub your tummy and pat your head. Are you ready? One, two, three. Rub your tummy. Pat your head. (She pats her head while rubbing her tummy, but doesn’t wake Henry up.) It's not working. Do you have an idea how to wake Henry up? Oh! Lots of good ideas. Let's try them all.
(Megaphone transition to How Are We Going To Wake Up Henry.)
Henry: (He snores.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) How are we gonna wake up Henry?
How are we gonna wake up Henry?
Clap your hands, clap your hands
That's how we're gonna wake up Henry.
(with Wags, Captain & Dorothy singing. "It didn't work!")
Shirley Shawn: (singing) How are we gonna wake up Henry?
How are we gonna wake up Henry?
Shake your hands, Shake your hands
That's how we're gonna wake up Henry.
(with Captain, Wags & Dorothy singing. "It didn't work!")
Shirley Shawn: (singing) How are we gonna wake up Henry?
How are we gonna wake up Henry?
Put your hands upon your head
That's how we're gonna wake up Henry.
(with Wags, Captain & Dorothy singing. "It didn't work!")
Shirley Shawn: (singing) How are we gonna wake up Henry?
How are we gonna wake up Henry?
Stamp your feet on the ground.
That's how we're gonna wake up Henry.
(with Captain, Wags & Dorothy singing. "It didn't work!")
Shirley Shawn: (singing) How are we gonna wake up Henry?
How are we gonna wake up Henry?
Rub your tummy and pat your head
That's how we're gonna wake up Henry.
(with Captain, Wags & Dorothy singing. "It didn't work!")
Shirley Shawn: Oh, that's a good idea to wake up Henry. Let's count to 3 and say, "Wake up, Henry," together. Are you ready? (with Dorothy, Captain & Wags.) One, two, three. Wake up, Henry!
Henry: (He blubbers, while waking up.) Brrrrrr! Thank you for waking me up, everyone!
(Rolling circus ball transition using different ways to travel)
Shirley Shawn: There are lots of ways to travel around. You can walk. (They walks around.)
Dorothy: (She hops around.) You can hop.
Captain Feathersword: (He moves like a robot in a robotic voice.) You can robot around.
Wags: (He skips around) You can skip. (He laughs and barks)
Henry: (He rings a bell, while riding a cycle.) Or, my favourite, you can cycle around.
(Balloon transition to Circus Cyclists Cycling)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Big wheel turning, little wheel turning
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Smiles on their faces as they're having races
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Circus cyclists circling, cycling cyclic circles
Round and round and around and around
Ride on one wheel, really quite a big deal
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Two on one bike, one on a trike
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Circus cyclists circling, cycling cyclic circles
Round and round and around and around
(Instrumental break)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Big wheel turning, little wheel turning
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Smiles on their faces as they're having races
(Wiggly Band: (singing) Watch them go round and round)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Circus cyclists circling, cycling cyclic circles
Round and round and around and around
(Instrumental break to Captain Feathersword & The Wiggles are still going around in circles.)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Circus cyclists circling, cycling cyclic circles
Round and round and around and around
(Circus star transition)
(Insert intro to the next song here)
(Juggling equipment transition to Dorothy’s Dance)
(Dorothy: (She giggles.) Heeeeeee! Dance with me, everybody!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) So you put your hands up
And bring them back down
And shake your dino hips around and around
That's the way we dance the Dorothy dance
Now hands on your head
Now down on your hips
And put them out in front as you're doing a dip
That's the way we dance the Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: That's me!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) You put your hands up
And bring them back down
And shake your dino hips around and around
That's the way we dance the Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: I love dancing!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing with the others (Captain, Wags and Henry.) Talking about a dinosaur
You're talking about a dinosaur
(Dorothy: That's me!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing with the others.) Dancing like a dinosaur, let's dance
(Dorothy: (She giggles.) Heeeeee!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Now hands on your head
Now down on your hips
And put them out in front as you're doing a dip
That's the way we dance the Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: Let's all do the Dorothy dance together!
(She giggles.) Heeeeeeee! Come on, everybody!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing with the others.) Talking about a dinosaur
You're talking about a dinosaur
Dancing like a dinosaur, let's dance
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Now hands on your head
Now down on your hips
And put them out in front as you're doing a dip
That's the way we dance the Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: That's me!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) The Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: (She giggles.) Heeeeee!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) The Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: Keep dancing!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) The Dorothy dance
The Dorothy dance
(Dorothy: (She giggles.) Heeeeee!)
(Circus star transition to Wags and Foodman)
Wags: Doing a handstand is fun.
Foodman: That's right, citizen.
Wags: Foodman assured me if I ate all the good food, all the healthy food, the beautiful fruits and salads, all things like that, I'd be good enough and I'd have enough energy to do a handstand.
Foodman: Ah, absolutely correct, citizen!
Wags: Are you sure?
Foodman: I am absolutely certain.
Wags: So, if we eat good food, we'll get lots of energy?
Foodman: Good food, lots of energy.
Wags: Well, citizens, let's all do the handstands. (He gives 2 thumbs up with Foodman.)
(Curtain transition to Doing A Handstand while Dorothy, Captain, Wags, Henry and The Wagettes are doing handstands.)
Shirley Shawn: (with backing vocals singing.) Doing a handstand
See if you can stand
Then do a handstand
If you can, if you can handstand
Doing a handstand
See if you can stand
And do a handstand
If you can, if you can handstand
Henry: (singing) Standing on your hands
Everybody understands
That it really can be grand
As you make a simple plan
Just to stand upon your hands
and eventually you'll land
From a really, really long handstand
Shirley Shawn: (with backing vocals singing.) Doing a handstand
See if you can stand
And do a handstand
If you can, if you can handstand
Dorothy: (singing) Standing on you hands
Everybody understands
That it really can be grand
As you make a simple plan
Just to stand upon your hands
and eventually you'll land
From a really, really long handstand
Shirley Shawn: (with backing vocals singing.) Doing a handstand
See if you can stand
And do a handstand
If you can, if you can handstand
Doing a handstand
See if you can stand
Then do a handstand
If you can, if you can do a handstand
If you can, if you can do a handstand
If you can, if you can, if you can,
If you can, if you can, if you can handstand
(Balloon transition to Wags juggling some balls)
Wags: (Barks) You know, there's nothing better than juggling to pass the day. (He juggles one ball.) Juggling one ball. (He juggles two balls.) Juggling two balls. (He juggles three balls.) Juggling three balls. 1, 2, 3. And juggling four balls. Whoo! (He juggles four balls.) Juggling!
(Popcorn transition to Juggling, Juggling, Juggling Balls)
Wiggly Band: (singing) Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Wags: (singing) Juggling one ball
Juggling two balls
Juggling three balls
Don't let those juggling balls fall!
Wiggly Band: (singing) Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Dorothy: (singing) Juggling one ball
Juggling two balls
Juggling three balls
Don't let those juggling balls fall!
Wiggly Band: (singing) Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Henry: (singing) Juggling one ball
Juggling two balls
Juggling three balls
Don't let those juggling balls fall!
Wiggly Band: (singing) Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Juggling one ball
Juggling two balls
Juggling three balls
Don't let those juggling balls fall!
Wiggly Band: (singing) Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Juggling, juggling, juggling balls
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Juggling one ball
Juggling two balls
Juggling three balls
Don't let those juggling balls fall!
(Curtain transition to Dorothy.)
Dorothy: Let's have some more circus fun, everyone. Try your own circus skills. (She juggles some balls.) Or you can be a ringmaster, just like Wags.
(Rolling circus ball transition to The Ringmaster’s Song)
All: (singing) Step right up
(Wags: Settle into your seat)
All: (singing) Step right up
(Wags: See the clown with elastic feet)
All: (singing) Ringmaster
(Wags: You won't believe your eyes)
All: (singing) Ringmaster
(Wags: See the acrobats fly)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Now life's a circus full of hope
Where everything is new
Time to walk life's tightrope
And make some dreams come true
All: (singing) Entertain us
(Wags: Yeah, that's what it's all about)
All: (singing) Entertain us
(Wags: Let's all give a shout)
All: (singing) We love circus
(Wags: I want you to sing that again)
All: (singing) We love circus
(Wags: Circus, everybody's friend)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Now life's a circus full of hope
Where everything is new
Time to walk life's tightrope
And make some dreams come true
It's a circus for you
(Wags: You won't believe your eyes)
(Megaphones transition to Captain Feathersword with 3 gymnasts.)
(Dialogue to be added here)
(The instrumental of Waltzing Matilda plays as Wags and the gymnasts do their act, while Captain, Bok and Paloma watch. After that, a curtain transition goes to Shirley Shawn talking about trapeze.)
Shirley Shawn: Trapeze is one of the most impressive skills in the circus. Here come the magnificent Trapeziacs on the lyra and the static trapeze. (They give two thumbs up.)
(Transition to High Up On The Trapeze)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) See the girls on the trapeze
Sitting oh, so high
See the girls on the trapeze
The candlestick is so divine
See the girls on the trapeze
A star up in the sky
Bird's nest, a beautiful skill
And on their backs they lie
So high
So high
So high
High up on the trapeze
(Instrumental break)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) So high
So high
So high
High up on the trapeze
(Balloons transition to the intro to Henry’s Song, which will be added later.)
(Curtain transition to the above mentioned song)
Henry: Bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop-gurg!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) If you want the chance to do a fun dance
Henry's the one to see
An eight-legged dance is better than two or three
Here's the melody that they play in the sea
When the fishing boots are gone
Listen to me while we play Henry's dance
(Chorus)
(The Other Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Henry's song, Henry's song)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Listen to Henry's song
Henry: A bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop-gurg!
(The Other Awake Wiggly Band: (singing) Henry's song, Henry's song)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Everybody sing along
Henry: A bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop-gurg!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Talk about the alphabet, here's a bit you won't forget
But you might get a little tongue-tied
Henry's been singing like this all of his life
Hey let us school you in a little octopulian
Played so truly and right
Sit back, relax and give Henry's tune a try
(Chorus)
Henry: A-yu-bop-a-bree-bop
A-bree-b-brop-a-yu-bop
A-yu-b-bop-a-bree-bop-boooooo
A-beep-beep-beep
A-yuup-yuup-yuup
A-gruup-gruup-gruup-gruupa-doop-doop
A-sooki-dooki-dooki
A-rooki-doki-dooki
A-doof-dang-oo-oo-oooooo
Ua-bop, tua bop
A-doop-bop-a-doop-bop-booooo
(Chorus)
Henry: A bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop
A bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop
A bree-bop-a-yu-bop, a-yu-bop-a-bree-bop, guuuuuuuurrrrrrg!
Guuurrrrg!
(A rolling circus ball transition to Henry)
Henry: Well, here's someone with plenty of energy to burn. It's the somersault king, Captain Feathersword.
(Popcorn transition to Captain Feathersword The Somersault King)
(Wags: And now, for your watching delight, the king of somersaults, Captain Feathersword!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) He's the Captain, he's the somersault king
Just stand back and watch him do his thing
Captain Feathersword: (singing) I'm the Captain, I'm the somersault king
Watch me as I do my thing, whoo hoo!
All: (singing) Captain! Captain!
(Wags: You won't believe your eyes)
All: (singing) Captain! Captain!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) He's the Captain, he's the somersault king
He's the royal ruler of the inner spring
Captain Feathersword: I'm the Captain, watch me do my thing
I'm flipping with a kingly spring, whoo hoo hoo!
All: (singing) Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
(Wags: Now you know he rules the tumbling way
Watch him as he tumbles throughout his day
He starts with a roll and gives it a spring
Let the Captain show why he's the tumbling king!)
Shirley Shawn: (singing) He's the Captain, he's the somersault king
He is so majestic with the moves he brings
Captain Feathersword: (singing) I'm the Captain with a royal spring
Watch me as I do my thing, whoo ho ho!
All: (singing) Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
(Wags: You won't believe your eyes!)
Captain Feathersword: How I love to somersault!
All: (singing) Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
All: (singing) Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
Captain Feathersword: Oh, it's so much fun!
All: (singing) Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo!
All: (singing) Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo!
All: (singing) Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Ha-ha!
All: (singing) Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, these are the best somersaults I've ever done. Gurrg!
(Circus star transition to Dorothy dressed as a professor with the rest of the band.)
Dorothy: Yes, everyone, popcorn is a lovely treat to eat at the circus or at the movies. And some foods are just for eating on special occasions. These seem to be special-occasion foods and sweet treats while these are delicious healthy treats you can eat quite often.
Wags: Well, Professor Dorothy. You know, I think I could eat all the food all the time. And even if I can't, I'll try to eat it all.
Dorothy: Wags, eat the healthy foods, mate. The occasional foods can give you a tummy-ache if you eat too much of them. And if you have a tummy-ache, you might have to call Foodman to help you.
Wags: No worries, Professor Dorothy. I'll try not to eat too much, I promise.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, Wags, when you start to eat, you never stop. Oh, be careful, me hearty.
Shirley Shawn & Henry: (Wags eats an apple.) Too late! He's started eating.
Captain Feathersword: Ohhh!
(Circus juggling equipment transition to Wags Is Eating Again)
(Chorus)
Professional Wiggly Band: (singing) Wags is eating again
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Building up his energy
Professional Wiggly Band: (singing) Anthony's eating again
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Broccoli, corn and peas
Tomato mixed with spaghetti
Ham and cheese, oh yes please
Man, he never stops, woooohhh
Carrots, beans, mushrooms too
Cook them up into a stew
Capsicum, chocolate, oooh!
Man, he never stops
(Chorus)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Moussaka, haloumi, beets
Even cakes and lolly treats
Sausages, steak and meats
Man, he never stops, woooohhh
Zucchini, fish, salmon cakes
In the oven pastry bakes
BLT a sandwich makes
Man, he never stops, woooohhh
(Chorus)
Captain Feathersword: He keeps on eating!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: Look at him go!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: So much food!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: Will he explode?
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: Ha-ha!
Shirley Shawn: (singing) Man, he never stops
Captain Feathersword: Stop now, please!
(Popcorn transition to Wags after getting a tummy ache from eating too much food)
Wags: Get your hot poppin' popcorn. Ooh! I had too much hot poppin' popcorn. Oh, look! For dessert I have to eat this cream pie and these lollies. Lol-lols. Ooh! It's too much for me. But can I resist? Oh, I don't think so. I need help. I need Foodman.
Foodman: Wags, my overindulging friend, would you like to make your tummy-ache end?
Wags: Well, yes, Foodman. I would.
Foodman: Then eat no more. You've has enough. Drink some water and exercise. Eat fresh fruit and vegetables. Your tummy will thank you for it. You'll feel better. Your world will be a better place. And best of all...
Wags: Yes?
Foodman: Best of all...
Wags: Yes. Yes.
Foodman: Best of all...
Wags: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Foodman: Best of all, you'll have so much energy, you might be able to do that handstand you've been trying to do for a long time.
Wags: Foodman, that sounds brilliant. A handstand. I can't wait to do that. Look, Foodman, there's plenty of food here. Would you like a cream pie?
Foodman: Oh, Wags, I'll take some of this lovely fruit you have here. (He takes out of a strawberry.) But then, I run from cream pies. In fact, I fly away from them. (He flies away.)
(Circus star transition to Fly, Fly, Foodman)
(Chorus x2)
Wags: (singing) Fly, fly, fly Foodman
(The Professional Wiggly Band: (singing) Fly you fabulous fearless guy)
Wags: (singing) Fly, fly, Foodman
Fly from the nearest cream pie
Fly, fly, fly Foodman
(The Professional Wiggly Band: (singing) Fly you fabulous fearless guy)
Wags: (singing) Fly, fly, Foodman
Fly from the nearest cream pie
Foodman: Do you like pumpkin?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like pumpkin.)
Foodman: Do you like tomatoes?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like tomatoes.)
Foodman: Do you like fresh fish?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like fresh fish.)
Wags: (singing) Then follow Foodman's lead.
I say now
(Chorus)
Foodman: Do you like Swiss cheese?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like Swiss cheese.)
Foodman: Do you like apples?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like apples.)
Foodman: Do you like berries?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like berries.)
Wags: (singing) Then follow Foodman's lead.
I say now,
(Chorus)
Foodman: Do you like pasta?
(Wiggly Band: Yes. We like pasta.)
Foodman: Do you like broccoli?
(Wiggly BandYes. We like broccoli.)
Foodman: Do you like steak and potatoes and bread and salad and carrots on the side?
(Wags: (singing) Well... don't forget zucchini)
(Chorus x2)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pie)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pie)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: No lie)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pie)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pie)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Go fly)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: I'm flying)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: No!)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pies)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: No!)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Oohh!)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Cream pies)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: I fly)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Too high)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie
(Foodman: Foodman)
Wags: (singing) Cream pie!
(Circus star transition to Captain Feathersword about to do some ribbon tricks)
Captain Feathersword: You know, twirling a ribbon is fun. It's beautiful too if you do it properly. Well, have a look at this. I'm gonna try and do the most amazing trick. (He pulls a leg into the air.) One leg in the air, twirl the ribbon as through you don't care, and that's what you do when you do lovely ribbon tricks. (He put his leg down, while tied up around his head.) Well, it's a good try, anyway. What do you think? Here they come, the wonderful Wiggly Circus Ribbonaires. They're experts.
(Curtain transition to Wave Your Ribbons In The Air)
(More soon)