The Gangsters Campaign/Session 11

Randolph and Lenny talk
*Food columns: Lenny might inflate ratings, but that’s probably ok
*Is Lenny coming back with the gang? “We can ask my dad when I need to be home for dinner”
Ok, let’s check in with Lenny’s dad…
*Griphook was rude
*Requests that Randolph make sure Lenny is only going to the classy restaurants, the kinds that won’t get shot up
*You NEED to be home by 10 for baking hour.
Randolph & co return to the print shop
*There’s a local constable (Cilla) here waiting for them to return. Her armor is made out of various welded-together holy symbols from different obscure religions, and she’s got an automaton head in a briefcase.
**She seems to be historically concerned with the occult, and a bit of a loose cannon
**On retainer with Prektanos
To Harriet’s for the diving suits and some casual looting!
*Everyone loots the store
**Harriet gives Cilla a pen that has been used to write several confessions, some of them true!
**Randolph tries on some sock puppets that get into a VERY deep conversation with each other
**Vec finds a nullspace-corrupted record player
*Harriet sets her shop on fire (evil fire) for the insurance money
**To her great horror, the community water brigade shows up with water (good water) – her shop may not actually entirely burn down
*This happened on Cilla’s watch.. Who to frame for it??? –> Cilla throws a holy symbol into the flames and pays a newsie to run away in a black cloak
Half-orc Bob’s place
*Lenny orders all of Bob’s favorite things on the menu
*Bob asks lots of questions about what Randolph has been up to
**Lenny says he’s hanging out with Vec and working on tattoos of lizards
*Lenny tells Dad he’s going to go back to Half-Orc Bob’s the next night, but Dad says this might be a conflict of interest…. 
**OK, Lenny, imagine I’m making cookies for you, and you’re my #1 guy—you know you’re my #1 guy, Lenny. I ask what kind of topping you want on your cookies, and you say sprinkles. Now imagine someone else is coming over and wants to buy some cookies, and for the sake of metaphor, Lenny, imagine my cookies are good enough to sell. Now imagine that they really want lemon cookies. Well, we know that lemon and sprinkles don’t mix. That there is a conflict of interest. 
“I want the record to show that Jerry was reasonable.” –Seth
“I want the record to show that Randolph has not been reasonable for several sessions.” –Daniel
So what’s the plan? Half-orc Bob said to come at 7; we’ll go at 5 and just assume that’ll help. 
*“I reserve the right to bounce, because you guys are some double-crossing, motherfucking RUDE friends.” –Lenny
*Half-orc Bob, Trenchies, Pontooners, and the culty friends are likely all going to be at this meeting
*We steadfastly refuse to make any plan besides “try to get some information, but then just show up early”
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