Hannibal Lecter versus Jeff the Killer

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Hannibal Lecter versus Jeff the Killer is the first battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirty-first battle overall. This was the Season 3 premiere. It features cannibalistic antagonist of The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, against crazy teenage killer, Jeff the Killer.
== Battle Information ==
AccordionChick as Hannibal
MaNCHA as Jeff the Killer
Beat by DSLMusicProductions
Released on June 1, 2014
== Lyrics ==
Hannibal:Good evening, please. You’re about to get smeared.It’s something worthwhile to do, I’ve been stuck in this cell for yearsPut some lotion on your skin, and then get ready to be killedAnd captured like Dolarhyde and that funny Buffalo BillThese lines are music to my ears, I’m a real organ grinderI'm dangerous! Let this mask on my face be a subtle reminderI may be a jailbird, boy, but please don’t call me uncouthBecause really, who would think I could be bested by a youth?
Jeff the Killer:Why don’t you smile, Dr. Lecter, for I don’t mean to be rudeBut you’re afraid of yourself, aren’t you, and right now you’re screwedDon’t lie to me, mister, or you’ll be seeing true carnageFor this Lithuanian maniac would better belong in CarthageYou like Chianti and beans? What about vodka and bleach?Metaphorically bagged and tagged, what a figure of speech!This psychotic psychologist should know I’m the better kidney bakerI’ll slice you up into a meal and you’ll Mischa maker
Hannibal:Jeff’s unoriginal, how typical to use just a knife to fightYou’re defenestrated, disemboweled, and made my dinner tonightHow does some pasta sound, almost as creepy as can be?Just bus-stop it right there and take a good look at me!Formalda-hide under your covers--I’m both ruthless and smartSo in Liu of these events I’ll have to rip out your heart!I wouldn't spit another diss at this killer if I were youHear this tongue slither as I fix up liver number two
Jeff the Killer:This Lecter needs a lecture before I turn him into a spectreYou’ll never have a woman. When you get hungry you’ll digest herI’ll be butchered like Momund? Well isn’t that nice?Your blood will be red like a dragon when you meet my knifeWhich will splatter and spatter my white hoodie with hemoglobinand I Will leave you on the floor like a single Graham cracker, brokenIt’s getting dark outside and I don’t want to be a creepBut Silence, little Lamb, and Go to Sleep!
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 3
Category:Storm Six