How Are You Didgeridooing?

==Synopsis==
==Plot==
The episode begins with the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) logo appearing and WTLNetwork introduces the show in an exagerated Australian accent. The title appears as "Thomas the Whacker and Cobbers", "Thomas" is a kangaroo in the Australian outback instead of an engine on the Island of Sodor, the writer of the Railway Series is credited as Rolf Harris and the person who addapted the series for telivision is credited only as "some drongo".
 
The big engines have been shut up for several days, and long to be let out again. The Fat Controller agrees, but only if they remember that the "no shunting nonsense" must stop. He then tells Thomas, Edward and Percy to shut up.
Percy looks along the main line, and is horrified to see Gordon. Gordon stops in front of Percy, and is crushed by a giant hammer. Percy runs away, and is so frightened he runs right up Gordon's arse without stopping. He then runs into Henry's tunnel, which is bricked up, bursts into flames and disintegrates.
Gordon comes to Percy's rescue, whistles, and congratulates him on stopping a nasty accident, only to shit himself. The episode ends with an ad for "Butler Love".
==Characters==
* Rolf Harris
* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* Gordon
* James (cameo)
* The Fat Controller
* The Butler (cameo)
* Thomas
* Edward
* Percy
* The Giant Hammer
* WTLNetwork
* Mrs. Stationmaster
* Mrs. Kyndley
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