Buck Musing: Dames, Skirts, ands Dolls ohs my

To hear Buck say it himself
Buck Bellringer's Musings:
Hows do dames work, Buck?
So’s you gotta dame you interested in chasin’ well there’s some things youse mugs haves got’s to remembers when chasin’ a skirt. Firsts of alls skirt’s don’t likes a reals frantic like chases since skirts isn’t good runnin’ clothing. A skirts will thinks it wants to runs but it don’t. If youse have to be the ones to say runnin’ ain’t goods for skirts don’t blame it on’s the skirt since dames hate it when’s youse don’t likes their clothes. When youse are going after a dame youse gotta remembers that dames is hardwired to be’s emotionals wells a fella isn’t so much. Sos youse is gonna haves to make sacrifices for a dame sos youse gotta make sures the doll is worth it. Then once youse have assessed the worth of a doll youse gonna buy the doll since dames love dollies evers since theys wasn’t dames and theys was girlies. So’s you’ve complimented her skirts, boughts her a gift, and youse aren’t rushin’ the lady you gots yourselfs a dame of your owns. Trust me on this one fellas ives done it befores.
‘member to comments tellin’ me’s what to do betters next time and what youse would like to see’s me muse abouts.