Waifu Hoedown

Waifu Hoedown is a video on the timtam 2400 YouTube channel.
== Description ==
This is probably the cringiest video I've ever done, so if you choose to watch it, get ready to cringe. You have been warned.
==Transcript==
Warning. The following video contains average at best singing abilities. View at your own risk.
===Lyrics===
I have myself a waifu, and she is really cute
If you try to take her, you know I will rebuke
I know loving someone not real seems really strange
But I will tell you all right now I'm not going to change
My waifu's really special, I love her very much
Something that we cannot do is feel each other's touch
The one thing I want most is for us to kiss
I always imagine that it would be total bliss
I know that I'm a weirdo, I know that I'm a freak
I think about my waifu every day of every week
I know that being attached to her is really super lame
But with real life women, I just don't feel the same
Maybe one day I'll find a woman that I'll love
And the feelings we share will soar high above
But until the day that such a time does come
I will not let go of my dear Azu-nyan
Dear Azu-nyan
[I claim no ownership over any of the content in this video. K-On is the property of Kyoto Animation. Hoedown is the property of Whose Line Is It Anyway?]