Milk dud

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" there is nothing wrong with eating. Don't let people shame you for eating food cuz your not the one going to be starving" - milk dud
== Appearence==
they have... 
*a long tail with a milkdud shaped club on it
*pale brown leaf shaped wings with dark brown specles
*red under belly
*black straight horns
*two 0range rectangles with a bit of pink
*an orange cloth tied around their neck
* 4 pink earings on each ear
* always has powdered sugar on his talons 
* orange-red eyes
* 3 talon mark-scars on his tail
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== likes and dislikes==
likes
*candy
*pasteries
*baking
*carefully decorating cakes
*frosting art
*arguing for fun!
*sarcasm
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dislikes
* salad
*diets
*healthy stuff
*running
*queerphobia
== History ==
age 1-3
* learned to bake 
* robbed a store of its chocolate
* had their last tooth rot away
* was made fun of for being trans (that didn't go well for the bullies)
* beat the living crap out of them and walked away with only a few bleeding scratches
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age 4-7
* got in big trouble with his dentist
* got into a fight with a rainwing about which is better, fruit or candy 
* won 2000 bucks at an eating contest and spent it all on the first day
* caused a national chocolate shortage
age 8-11
* had first salad in years
* barfed right after eating it
* won the world record for most cakes eaten in 20 seconds: 13
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age 12- now
== Abilities==
double jointed in wings and arms
can hit people very hard with the milk dud club on their tail
scales shift from different shades of dark brown
strong flyer
not made for heat
can make chocolate appear in their hands to hurl it at annoying dragons or just for a snack
can shoot a sticky chocolate syrup from their teeth
==Personality==
*crazy
*likes being in charge
*always hungry
* will continue to slap you if you get his pronouns wrong on purpous
* Loves emmbarasing his friends
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==Quotes==
" i will hurl stuff a carrot up your snout if you don't shut up" - milk
" DIETS ARE JUST DIE WITH A T AT THE END" - milk
" Why..... just why" - milk
" CARROT CAKE IS NOT ALLOWED HERE" - milk
" cough drops are just a conspiracy for kids to eat candy........ AND I APPROVE! " - milk
" ..put veggies and my name in the same sentence and it will be your end" - milk
" one can never eat to much candy " - milk
" if you're vegan i feel sorry for you missing out on ice cream" - milk
"wait is that an imposter cake or are you just trying to make me eat veggies?" - milk
" there are 4 main food groups, chocolate, sugar, syrup, and gummies " - milk
* walks to a vegetable presentation* * shoves the speaker of the stage * " forget all the sh** he said and remember this, candy is healthy " - milk
" you can only eat your veggies after you finish your cake " - milk
" insult my food and it will be the last thing you eat" - milk
" i am an artist, cooking is an art form, cooking has food in it, and food is in a lot of arts, so that's why im saying this food fight isn't chaos, its ART!" - milk
" scare the crap out of me and i'll put in into your next meal" - milk
" life advice number one: its better to poo in the sink than sink in the poo" - milk
" life advice number two: its better to air out the fats than fart out the air" - milk
"food is beauty!" - milk dud
" i painted myself as funny and not serious but i restrains me from being my true self' - milk dud
==trivia==
has an endless stomach
will not touch veggies
stinks at running
has all silver teeth
sweat is brown
my inner 6 year old
"friends" with Xerophyte
==gallery Fan art appreciated==
File:Milk dud headshot.png|by me!
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