Prophecy

Prophecy is the first episode of the first season of AceQuest.
==Transcript==
(The theme song and opening sequence is played. Cut to a title card reading, “Prophecy”. The episode fades to black. We fade in from black to a shot of a peaceful sidewalk at night. Ace runs past it so fast, he leaves a trail of fire in its place. We cut to him running Naruto style, as a sped-up version of the Dream running music plays in the background.
Ace: GOD DAMMIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THE DELIVERY!
(He runs past a Dunkin’ Donuts, incinerating the building.)
Ace: My HP Pavilion Gaming Desktop is waiting for me! What if someone steals it? Or worse?
(He arrives at his house, right when a mailman gets out of a UPS truck with a package and leaves it at Ace’s doorstep. The Dream running music stops.)
Ace: ...Oh.
(Ace runs over to the mailman.)
Ace: Hey, I thought the PC arrived at 3 PM this afternoon.
Mailman: Nah, Boss said it was 3 AM…
Ace: That’s way more convenient, to be honest. (He starts speaking in a mildly British accent) Me and some of my old comrades were having an advanced look into the life of cells as well as other various intelligent studies, and I completely forgot about the delivery.
(Cut to a flashback sequence, where Ace and some SBFW users are seen having a wild party and doing party activities as the song MC Mental at His Best by AnimationStation plays in the background. The flashback ends and the music stops.)
Mailman: On what occasion did you order a gaming PC, then?
Ace: Erm...nevermind. Anyways, thanks a million. I’ve been waiting ages for this.
Mailman: No problemo, fellow customer. Later. (He gets back into the truck and drives off.)
Ace: Well isn’t today my lucky day-er...night. Wait, no...morning. 
(He goes inside his house with the package in his hands. He walks upstairs to his bedroom and puts the package on his desk, where we can see that he has other gaming gear set up.)
Ace: I can’t wait to play Roblox as smoothly as melted butter!
(Ace sets up the PC by plugging it into a nearby outlet and places it next to his monitor. He presses the power button, but nothing happens on the monitor.)
Ace: Huh?
(He presses the power button again. Nothing happens.)
Ace: God, please don’t tell me I spent $1299 on this…
(He starts repeatedly pressing the power button. Nothing happens.)
Ace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBGC1xn9aa8
(Cut to the door outside the attic. Something can be heard falling onto the floor inside the attic. Cut back to Ace’s room.)
Ace: Wait, what the hell was that?
(He gets up from his chair and walks into his office. He stares at the door leading to the attic.)
Ace: Well, nowhere to go but inside. If I want to investigate, that is.
(He opens the door and walks inside. He looks down and finds a large blue book on the floor. He bends down and picks the book up.)
Ace: Hmmm...Voccasia Prophecy? I’ve never seen this book once in my attic before. Sounds interesting.
(He pulls up a random chair sitting around and starts reading.)
Ace: Far into the future years of life, known as 2022 for the planet Earth, our realm, Voccasia, to be known in the future as Lunaris, will perish. But one being, fought against the evil forces that will plague our land, shall thrive. He will bring along 4 of his best acquaintances on this momentous occasion, who will help him on his long and perilous adventu-AAGGHH!
(We cut to the inside of the book, where a small spider climbs onto the page. Cut to Ace. He throws the book out the window, ripping a page during the throw, yet the spider is still inside the attic. Ace gets his phone out of his pocket. He logs onto Discord and texts Not-Joe.)
Ace: (Text) COME OVER HERE NOW
BRING THE FLAMETHROWER
I'M IN THE ATTIC
Not-Joe: (Text) Why?
Ace: (Text) THERE’S NO IME
TIME
JUST COME OVER
Not-Joe: (Text) Well, alright.
(A title card appears reading, “5 minutes later…”. Cut back to Not-Joe in Ace’s attic.)
Not-Joe: Ace, did you seriously call me over here just to kill a FUCKING spider?
(Ace nods. Cut to the spider. It gets burned by the flamethrower and is dead. A hole is also made through the wood attic floor. Cut back to Not-Joe and Ace.)
Not-Joe: I’m glad I could help, man. I hate spiders. 
Ace: Same, dude.
Not-Joe: Just out of curiosity, what was the book?
Ace: I...don’t exactly know. It said “Voccasia Prophecy” on the cover.
Not-Joe: Prophecy? That sounds incredible!
Ace: I don’t really see it as news. 
Not-Joe: Seriously, Ace?
Ace: I mean, how much of a chance is there that the person who’s gonna save the realm of  Lunaris from evil forces and thrive is me? And 4 of my friends?
(Silence)
Ace: Not-Joe. How much of a chance is there?
(Cut to Not-Joe with his back to the camera. He turns around, holding the page Ace ripped from the book in his hands.)
Not-Joe: Ace...I think there’s a fucking huge chance.
Ace: Why?
(Not-Joe hands Ace the page. Ace reads it.)
Ace: The hero who will save our land shall go by the name, AceBlueWolfe. He will venture with FridayNightStarr, Yuri Kuroyanagi, SpongeBob SquarePants, and last but not least, Gregory Heffley. Wait, SERIOUSLY? This has to be fanon, man!
Not-Joe: Prophecies don’t lie, Ace.
Ace: I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I’M A FUTURE HERO!
Not-Joe: Ace, do you know what this means?
Ace: That I’m a future hero? Already did.
Not-Joe: No. We have to save the land of Voccasia.
Ace: Right.
Not-Joe: From evil forces.
Ace: Uh huh…
Not-Joe: Work.
Ace: Shoot. Wait, do we have to? I mean, this thing might not even be legit.
Not-Joe: Well, if you want to be responsible for failing an actual goddamn fantasy world straight from the movies, then that’s up to you.
Ace:...Alright, fine. LET’S GO!
(Ace takes out his phone again and logs onto Discord. He enters a group chat with his friends.
Ace: (Text) Guys, let’s meet up at the library. I’ve got something big to tell y’all.
Yuri: (Text) R-really?
SpongeBob: (Text) Wow! I hope it’s good!
Greg: (Text) This better be good, Ace. I’m actually ballin’ right now. I haven’t even been interviewed by my adoring fans yet.
(Cut to the library. Ace, Not-Joe, Yuri, SpongeBob, and Greg are sitting at a table, discussing the prophecy.)
SpongeBob: I can’t WAIT! A brand new adventure is headed our way!
Greg: Me neither! This is big! Way bigger than playing for some basketball team. I’m definitely gonna be famous after this.
Ace: Greg, I’m the main hero here, man.
Greg: Sure. Don’t worry, I’ll still credit you in my diar-er, JOURNAL.
Ace: Diary, journal, same thing.
Not-Joe: Wait, how do we even get to Voccasia?
SpongeBob: Voccasia? I thought it was called Lunaris, Joe.
Not-Joe: It’s NOT-Joe.
Greg: Then what is it?
Not-Joe: ...Forget it.
Ace: I like Lunaris better. It rolls off the tongue nice and easy.
Not-Joe: Yeah, Lunaris it is.
SpongeBob and Greg: Agreed.
Yuri: *Ahem*
(Everyone looks Yuri’s way. She reaches into her backpack and takes out a portal gun.)
Everyone: WHOA!
Ace: Y-yuri, where’d you get that?
Yuri: I dropped out of college recently to become a part-time inventor. If we want to get to Lunaris, this is the way.
SpongeBob: But how do you know which portal will bring us to Lunaris?
Yuri: This portal gun has a built-in microphone. We can request where we want the portal gun to take us to, and we should end up in the right dimension if we pull the trigger and end up with the right portal.
Greg: Yuri, I’ll admit, that’s pretty impressive. How’d you do that?
Yuri: I don’t know, but it took just as much work as it did for me to do shit in university, and the work there felt almost completely useless compared to what I’ve accomplished now.
Ace: I still don’t know if I’m gonna go to college or not.
Not-Joe: We can talk about that later, Ace. For now, LET’S ALL GO TO LUNARIS!
EVERYONE: HELL YEAH!
Yuri: Alright, I’ll open the portal.
(Everyone cheers, as we cut to the exterior of the library, and then to Ace’s house. Cut upstairs, and then to the inside of Ace’s room. We cut to the HP Pavilion Gaming Desktop. It suddenly powers on, as a white screen appears with a black symbol of two scythes crossed flashing on the screen every few milliseconds as the song Fearful Harmony from the PS1 plays in the background as the episode fades to black and ends.)
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