TactlessEnigma

Matthew's element is Tellurium. His chumhandle is tactlessEnigma, and he types in #330099.
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==Appearance==
Standing at the higher end of 5 foot, this hunk of a man (or so he would like to think) struts around clean shaven because beards are only for those who don't look rugged otherwise. His "bulging pectorals" are hidden beneath his iconic shirt which displays a symbol befitting his personality. It means the best or something, he doesn't quite remember. His somewhat shaggy blond hair sits atop his head as he patiently waits to grow Fabio-esque type locks. Then he truly would be perfect. Also, glasses are for tools.
==Interests==
Matthew has NO INTERESTS because he is already an EXPERT AT EVERYTHING. As such, he believes should be the LEADER of ANY GROUP HE IS A PART OF. If there is anything anybody can name to do, HE'S DONE IT in a way that is IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT. Don't believe him? He has the STORIES to back it up. LONG WINDED RIPPING YARNS that teeter on being UNBELIEVABLE, which is rightfully so because they are FLAT OUT LIES. In reality he is an UNTALENTED SOT with a habit of SHIFTING BLAME. The only real activity in which he displays any sort of mastery is COOKING, which he is QUITE GOOD AT. This is unfortunate as he believes it to be TOO FEMININE to take seriously.
==Modus==
Spice Rack Modus: Items are visually broken down into powders and put into unlabeled jars. Each powder has a distinct smell and\or taste which serves as its only identification.
==Strife==
Forkkind (Ranging from silverware to tridents) which was accidently allocated while messing around.
==Relationships==
With phoenixDownunder: TE trades stories back and forth with PD every now and again, and by that, i mean TE bombards PD with stories because for some reason or another, she listens. He gets slightly annoyed with some of the depressing predictions she makes, but is able to put those aside.
With solarBane: TE plays games online with sB quite a bit, and is much more civil to her than others he plays with. He considers her his sidekick, despite the fact it's only through her constant help that he can even claim to not be embarassingly bad at these games.
With irrelevantIrregular: Another online gaming buddy. While they do play cooperatively together, TE sees II as more of a "rival" than a teammate and constantly strives to perform better than him. Which usually doesnt happen. TE feigns interest in anime in conversations with him, despite having little to no knowledge of them.
With xenoEvangelist: Not much of a relationship to talk of yet. XE attempted to tell TE of his supposed role in his sect's prophecy with rather unsuccessful results.
With plebianBombast: The two have a friendly relationship, with TE easily being able to look past PB's odd typing habits due to his willingness to converse. How they met is yet to be shown.
Category:Retired Characters