Confession (priest ability)

Confession is a priest ability, available at level 25 by the glyph Glyph of Confession.
==List of confessions==
*"For a long time, I thought the plural of anecdote WAS data."
*"I always forget to gem my gear."
*"I always wanted to be a paladin."
*"I ask for the Light to give me strength, but I'm not sure it really does."
*"I asked a friend for gold to buy my first mount."
*"I dabble in archaeology, but I'm just not that interested in history."
*"I died to an elevator once. Maybe more than once."
*"I don't know if Milhouse is a good guy or not."
*"I don't really have a clue who the Sin'dorei are."
*"I don't really remember you in the mountains."
*"I don't treat all of my mounts equally."
*"I fell off of Dalaran."
*"I find all these names with so many apostrophes so confusing."
*"I forgot the Sunwell."
*"I go into dungeons not to make Azeroth a better place, but just for loot."
*"I have "borrowed" things from my guild bank."
*"I have stood in the fire."
*"I haven't been in a barber shop in months. Goblins with scissors. Shudder."
*"I know he's a jerk, but there's something about Garrosh..."
*"I light things on fire and yell BY FIRE BE PURGED when nobody is looking."
*"I never use the :lightwell."
*"I once punched a gnome. No reason. I was just having a bad day."
*"I once took a bow that a hunter wanted."
*"I outbid a friend on an auction for something I didn't really want."
*"I really wasn't prepared. Who knew?"
*"I said I had been in the dungeon before, but i had no idea what I was doing. It was embarassing."
*"I saw a mage cast a spell once and my jaw really did drop at the damage."
*"I sometimes forget if Northrend is north or south of here."
*"I sometimes use my mount to travel really short distances. I mean REALLY short."
*"I sometimes wonder if tauren taste like... you know."
*"I spent six months chasing the :Time-Lost Proto-Drake."
*"I thought pandaren were a type of furbolg."
*"I told my raid leader that I was ready, but I wasn't really ready."
*"I wasn't really at the opening of Ahn'Qiraj, I just read about it. "
*"I went into Alterac Valley and didn't help my team at all."
*"Oh, I took the candle."
*"Sometimes I ask for a warlock to summon me when I'm really not that far away."
*"Sometimes when I'm questing, I want to be alone, so I pretend I can't hear my friends."
*"This is just a setback."
*"Troll toes sort of creep me out."
===Added in 5.4===
*"I inspect others to see if they are inspecting me."
*"I'm going to totally ninja that hunter's loot."
*"I don't use the strongest battle pets. Just the cutest ones."
*"I still carry around Argent Crusade Scorugestones . You never know when they'll be useful again."
*"I care more about transmogrification gear than upgrade gear."
*"When my allies get mind controlled, I try really hard to kill them."
*"I always sell all of my old gear to the same vendor. Dude's rich or something."
*"I get heart of the wild and the other heart of the wild confused."
*"When pandaren tell me to slooow doooown, I just want to punch them."
*"I always ask someone else how to reforge my gear."
*"I haven't visited Sunsong Ranch in months. I can just imagine weeds and virmen everywhere."
*"I can't decide between Horde and Alliance. Horde has goblin mages with quad-pigtails but Alliance has dwarf priests with twirly braids."
*"I think one time I tried to kill Lei Shi instead of Lei Shen."
*"I feel bad for my ground mounts. I hardly ever use them anymore."
*"After so much talk about Garrison, I thought it was a person."
*"I knew he played a priest..."
*"I have no idea how to pronounce ."
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Removed priest abilities