Not in the Loud House

Not in the Loud House is the second episode of the first season of The Whatever Show.
==Transcript==
(Lincoln Loud is playing VR in the hallway again, doing suggestive dance moves)
Rita: Lincoln! You better not be twerking again! You're only twelve!
Lincoln: It’s not twerking, mom, it’s killing monsters with my ass!
Rita: Why did we ever decide to have eleven children?
Leni: Hey mom, what does va-gone-uh mean?
Rita: I'm gonna be right back, gonna take your sister to the nearest dumpster and leave her there.
Lincoln: You're a great parent, mom.
Rita: I know. Now go outside, it's warm out today and you don't want to spend time with those electronics all day.
Lincoln: As if the person writing this is any better with that. (looks at camera) Okay fine, I'll go outside if it makes you happy.
(Lincoln tosses the VR headset aside, which lands on Lisa, and heads outside)
Lisa: My motherfucking femur!
(Cut to outside, where a conveniently placed wormhole is)
Lincoln: Huh, this doesn't look suspicious at all. Mission “I have no idea why I decided this was a good idea” is a go!
(He jumps into he portal, and out the other end he ends up in Bikini Bottom)
Lincoln: How am I not dead yet?
Fish: Ahhh! A real boy!
Lincoln: Who do you take me for? Pinocchio?
Fish: Well you do have a nose.
Lincoln: I'm ignoring you.
(Lincoln then sniffs something delicious)
Lincoln: I smell burgers. They better be as good as the Burpin’ Burger.
(Lincoln follows the smell trail all the way to the Krusty Krab)
Lincoln: The Krusty Krab? That's one K away from something terrible.
Squidward: Hey, order something, you buffoon.
Lincoln: Well that's a bit rude.
(Lincoln looks at the menu)
Lincoln: I think I’ll have a… Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Daring today, aren’t we?
Lincoln: Indeed, my good man.
Squidward: We aren’t friends. SpongeBob, one Krabby P-
SpongeBob: Done! Hey, who’s this human kid doing here?
Lincoln: Name’s Lincoln Loud.
SpongeBob: Hey you’re from that other show everyone keeps talking about. How do you do it?
Lincoln: Well-
(Just then, someone else barges the Krusty Krab by breaking down the doors)
Annie: PONY! 
Pony: Sorry Annie, I thought there were no doors here.
Annie: (facepalms) Let’s just get something to eat and then we’ll try to find our way out of here.
Pony: One Swirly Shirley, please.
Squidward: A what?
Annie: I don’t think they have those here, Pony.
Pony: Aww.
Peter Griffin: Heheheh, hey Lois, we’re in a crossover.
Lois: Oh Petah, you did it again!
Elmo: Elmo loves chaos.
Lincoln: What's going on-?
Jimmy Neutron: According to my calculations…
Edd: We’re in some sort of cartoon crossover due to a rift in the space time continuum.
Jimmy: Hey, that's my line!
James William Bottomtooth: Hfhtuthdfgtgrvrgdfdgdgrhggdg
Lincoln: Anyone understand what this guy is saying?
Morshu: (beatboxing)
Lincoln: Thanks, you're tons of help.
ZIM: LIES! ALL LIES!
Lincoln: That's the point-
Squidward: I hate all of you. Can all of you just leave? It's closing time now.
(Lincoln looks at his watch to see that it's 9pm)
Lincoln: Wow, time sure does fly fast in other dimensions. Now how do I get out of here?
Squidward: Beats me. Now beat it, all of you.
(Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab)
Bart: Dimensional travel can eat my shorts!
Timmy: So what are we gonna do now?
Jimmy: According to my calculations… we are stuck here.
Asdfmovie guy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Suddenly, a puke-colored dimensional portal appears, and Rick and Morty spew out of it)
Rick: Damn it, Morty, we’re stuck in Bikini Bottom again.
Lincoln: ...again?
Morty: Oh jeez, Rick, why don’t we just go back inside it?
Rick: We could, but it only lasts for the next… ten seconds.
Timmy: I wish we were all in that portal! Damn it, my fairies aren’t with me.
GIR: JUST RUN!
(Everyone runs into the portal, and everyone makes it into the portal before it disappears, except for Patrick)
Patrick: Dang it, now I’m gonna miss my show!
Herb Star: Oh sorry, son, maybe next time.
Patrick: YOU’RE NOT MY DAD, BITCH!
Herb: Okay. (disappears)
Patrick: NO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-
(The Loud House’s theme song is faintly heard in the background as the episode ends)
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