Glock

The Glock, also known as the "Croc", the "Gock-Gock", the "Gock-Crock", is of the utterly magnificent pieces of 'art' the gun industry has to offer. Designed by only the finest toasters (of the Mushroom Kingdom) for sale to people who eat lead. Captain 0 famously owns a variety of Gock-Gocks in his own collection.
== Types of Glocks==
Glock produces more than 1 gun. Let's take a look at them because this article needs length.
===Glock 17===
The run-of-the-mill Glock and one of the most common handguns in the UnWorld. Its main buyer is Captain 0; yes, Captain 0, the same guy who also stole a Raygun from COD Zombies. Why did he decide to specifically buy so many Glock 17s? We don't know. Maybe he's giving them out for free.
===Glock 18===
The Gock-Gock 18 has a comically large Californian-compliant fixed magazine and shoots bullets with more epic effect. You cannot reload this gun because James Glock himself said so.
===Glock 19===
Smol G17. Everything else is the same, we do not need to explain this anymore. Occasionally, Soviet Canuckistani police officers can be found with these holstered (something Vesta knows for some reason). Dwarves also hold these despite the gun being at least 15 times their size.
==Trivia==
*Glocks lack something ALL GUNS need! A safety! What in tarnation kind'a gun needs a safety? Just use yer' fingerz!
* There is a Glock 69. Are we kidding? Maybe.
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