A bootle in your bootle

There's a bottle of in your boot! htujklqgueijwkq
Or is it a bootle?
HMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm not SURE about THAT.
bootle in your bottle.
that sounds
extremely wrong.
there's a bottle in your boot because
last night you stayed up late at a party, and you didn't have enough time to gain your sanity back before you stuck your bottle in your shoes. you fell onto your bed/mattress/couch? thing and the bottle was still in your boot. when you woke up, your head was a little fuzzy. where was I last night? you ask yourself. wow, did I really drive? i was obviously high! you shake your head, trying to comprehend what happened last night.
when really-
Hey, this is the wrong format for the story! One moment, I'll get the right one.
Here's how it's supposed to go. Look: 
There's a bottle of coke in your boot! htujklqgueijwkq
Or is it a bootle?
HMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm not SURE about THAT.
bootle in your bottle.
that sounds
extremely wrong.
there's a bottle in your boot because
last night you stayed up late at a party, and you didn't have enough time to gain your sanity back before you stuck your pepsi in your shoes hopefully squishing it. it will never be as good as coke. you fell onto your bed/mattress/couch? thing and the can thing was still in your boot. when you woke up, your head was a little fuzzy. where was I last night? you ask yourself. wow, did I really drive? i was obviously high on sugar! you shake your head, trying to comprehend what happened last night.
when really-
Hey, this is the wrong format for the story! One moment, I'll get the right one.
Here's how it's supposed to go. Look: 
There's a bottle of in your boot! htujklqgueijwkq
Or is it a bootle?
HMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm not SURE about THAT.
bootle in your bottle.
that sounds
extremely wrong.
there's a bottle in your boot because
last night you stayed up late at a party, and you didn't have enough time to gain your sanity back before you stuck your bottle in your shoes. you fell onto your bed/mattress/couch? thing and the bottle was still in your boot. when you woke up, your head was a little fuzzy. where was I last night? you ask yourself. wow, did I really drive? i was obviously high! you shake your head, trying to comprehend what happened last night.
when really-
Hey, this is the wrong format for the story! One moment, I'll get the right one.
Here's how it's supposed to go. Look: 
There's a bottle of coke in your boot! htujklqgueijwkq
Or is it a bootle?
HMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm not SURE about THAT.
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