Lola Loud vs. Rachel Foxy: Battle for Stardom/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 12, 2019
Episode Copyrighted: 2019
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins at Rachel's house, her parents are not happy with her.
Robert Foxy: Rachel, how many times do I have to tell you?! Clean up your mess.
Rachel Foxy: But Daddy, I–
Robert Foxy: No buts, your mother and I talked about cleaning this mess.
Rachel Foxy: *frowns* I'm sorry, Mommy and Daddy.
Ms. Foxy: Look at this mess, Rachel.
Rachel Foxy: I accidentally made a mess.
Robert Foxy: Rachel, you're grounded. You need to clean up your mess and learn.
Rachel Foxy: Fine, I don't want you anymore. *runs off crying*
Ms. Foxy: Robert, is she gonna be okay?
Robert Foxy: Yes, she is.
Screen cuts outside of Rachel's house.
Rachel Foxy: I can't believe it. I'm grounded. *sighs* I guess I'm going to the stage.
Screen cuts to Lindsey Sweetwater is in Hollywood, putting up a sign for autographs.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Our show is so famous, and I bet I'm the most popular character!
Lindsey waits outside the house for anyone to notice her and want her autograph, but no one showed up.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *loses my patience* Where is everyone?!
Lola Loud is laughing at her.
Lola Loud: Someone's clearly gotta learn patience. *drinks my cup of orange juice*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Ugh! Shouldn't you be playing your tea party game right now?!
Lola Loud: Tea party? *laughs* I am a Hollywood legend. Who needs that kind of silly old game when you can just get tons of money and become famous?
Lindsey rolled her eyes, then looked away from Lola. Soon, she noticed a crowd walking towards her.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Aha! Here comes my beautiful fans!
Rachel Foxy: *walks to the stage*
The crowd walked past Lindsey and Lola, and all came up to Rachel.
Fan #1: Look, it's her! Rachel Foxy!
Fan #2: She's so cute!
Rachel Foxy: Hello, I'm Leni's girlfriend.
Lola Loud: Well, what did I tell ya, Lindsey? I'm famous! *begins to sign autographs, making Lindsey very jealous*
Lindsey Sweetwater: EXCUSE ME!! But, I should be getting some love too. After all, I AM the most popular character.
The crowd stares at her for a bit, then goes right back to wanting autographs of Rachel.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Hey! What's the big idea?!
Fan #2: Uhh, why would we want autographs from you? You're like, really mean in the show.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Mean? MEAN?! I'm at least much nicer compared to how I am in real life!
The crowd stared at her shockingly, then they started to boo at Lindsey.
Fan #1: You're a mean girl!
Lindsey shook in frustration, then she stormed off.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *growls* It's not fair! Rachel should be a rival, not me. And all her spotlight in this town, while I'm stuck as a hated good for nothing villain. Well, if I can't have the spotlight, I'll just have to make sure Rachel doesn't have it anymore either. *chuckles in a evil way*
Later, at a theater, Lindsey is setting up a trap for Rachel backstage by putting above a big bucket of ugly melted water above the stage.
Lindsey Sweetwater: When Rachel gets covered in this, she'll be Hollywood's biggest laughingstock, Lola. *laughs aggressively*
Lola and Lindsey are watching her plot her scheme.
Rachel Foxy: Hi Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *growls, to Lola and points to Rachel* It was Rachel! She's becoming rivals with you, Lola! She'll pay!
Lola Loud: She will?!
Lindsey Sweetwater: Yes! *to Lola* Now, look at her. *points to Rachel* She's mean. Now, get her.
Lola Loud: So that's her game, huh?
Lindsey Sweetwater: Good luck, Lola, they all want the best female cartoon star.
Lola Loud: Actually, I'm not ready to go out on stage yet, she takes over.
Rachel Foxy: What, me????
Lola Loud: Yeah, after all you do want fame more than me. 
Lindsey Sweetwater: *gets excited* Wow, my very own public! This is the best day of life! 
Lola Loud and Lindsey Sweetwater: *sees Rachel on stage*
Lola Loud: *has a pair of scissors in my hand*
Rachel Foxy: Thank you! Thank you fans! Thank you! And now, before I do my best performance yet, I just wanted to say how honored it is to be-
Lola Loud: *cuts the rope causing the bucket to fall down and all the water splash on Rachel*
Everyone laughs at Rachel covered in ugly melted water.
Rachel Foxy: Oh no, I fell for my own trap!
Lola Loud: *walks up to my angry looking rival*
Rachel Foxy: Oh, I hate you Lola Loud! *cries*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Anyway, Lola. Nice job.
Lola Loud: I can live with that. 
Lola Loud and Lindsey Sweetwater: *walks away*
Slide transition. Later, Lola is performing an amazing ribbon dancing act that the audience loves. Meanwhile, Lindsey is above the stage ready to drop a bag on her.
Rachel Foxy: Let's see how Lola's performance goes what I drop this bag on her.
Little does she know that Lola is right behind her.
Lola Loud: Whacha doing there, slick?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *chuckles evilly* Nothing, Lola.
Screen cuts to Rachel.
Rachel Foxy: I'm gonna drop this bag on Lola and humiliate her.
Lola Loud: Hmm, a very good plan, but I think Rachel needs to get a little bit more closer.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Okay. *to Rachel* Closer.
Rachel Foxy: *moves closer*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Closer.
Rachel Foxy: *moves closer*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Closer.
Rachel Foxy: *moves closer*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Closer.
Rachel Foxy: *moves closer again*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Perfect. *to Lola* Now, Lola.
Lola Loud: *kicks Rachel, causing her to fall to the stage and get covered in sand*
The audience laughs at Rachel again and takes pictures of her covered in sand.
Rachel Foxy: *growls furiously* LOLA!!!
Lola Loud: *to the viewers* It just goes to show ya that big stars too smart to fall for any tricks. Come on now, did you really think I was gonna lose my stardom?
Lindsey Sweetwater: You did it, Lola.
Lola Loud and Lindsey Sweetwater: *high fives each other*
Later, Rachel is watching Lola and Lindsey backstage.
Lola Loud: *offscreen* and following my song, I'll play the xlyophone.
Rachel Foxy: Xylophone, hmmm I can get rid of Lola and it'll look like an accident. *rigs Lola's xylophone with dynamite* When she strikes this note, instead of a xylophone, she'll be playing a harp. I can never see her again.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *laughs evilly and aggressively* After you, Lola.
Lola is onstage with her xylophone.
Lola Loud: Now with your extreme pleasure, I'll play those endearing young charms. *plays her xylophone
As Rachel covers her ears waiting for the explosion but nothing happens.
Rachel Foxy: That's wrong you pink dummy! Try it again. *covers her ears*
As Lola plays her xylophone and again, nothing happens.
Rachel Foxy: *gets frustrated and pushes Lola offstage* Oh, no no, you stupid princess! Like this! *plays the xylophone
It explodes, getting her covered in soot. The audience laughs at her again.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *laughs evilly* Gotcha!
Lola Loud and Lindsey Sweetwater: *high fives each other*
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day...
At Hollywood studios, Lola's friends are waiting for her as they get ready to film their next scene. They look at their scripts.
Friend #1: Where's Lola? She's supposed to be here for the toy wand scene.
Friend #2: You know, seeing she's a big star in everything, I don't think she's ever been this late, Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *points to Lola* There she is.
Lola Loud: *comes in the studios and walks over to her friends*
Rachel is under the table plotting her next scheme.
Rachel Foxy: If this poisonous snake can't destroy Lola's career, nothing will. I could get rid of Lola. *replaces the toy wand with the snake
As Lola walks by and grabs it along with her script*
Lola Loud: Sorry I'm late, girls.
Lizzie the Flower: There you are Lols. We were waiting for you so we could do our scene. I'm a flower.
Lola Loud: Well, it was a long walk but I managed to save time. Now shall we do our scene? *holds up the snake* Okay now.
Suddenly, her friends scream.
Lola Loud: What? Those aren't our lines.
Friend #3: *scared* That's not the toy wand! That's a snake!
Lola Loud: *notices the snake and screams* Go away! *throws the snake away and it lands next to the table and slithers over to it.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *chuckles* This is it.
Rachel Foxy: That snake should've done the job by now.
The snake slithers under the table to Rachel.
Rachel Foxy: Uh-Oh.
In exterior, the snake attacks Rachel as she screams in pain for Lola and her friends to notice.
Rachel Foxy: *crawls out of the table bitten and bruised* Ow.
Girls: Rachel?
Friend #1: Uh, what are you doing under the table?
Friend #4: Cleary, she still has no place in stardom.
Just then, Rachel bursts with anger.
Rachel Foxy: ALRIGHT LOLA, THAT'S IT! YOU'VE HUMILIATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! NOW I'M GOING TO HUMILIATE YOU ON THE HA-HA FUNNY COMEDY SHOW! WE'LL SEE WHO GETS LAUGHED AT FOR LIFE! 
Lola Loud: Oh, I'll be there, I'll be there.
Rachel Foxy: *angrily walks out of the studios*
Lizzie the Flower: Uh, Lola you know she's gonna humiliate you.
Lola Loud: No, she won't. I've got a plan. *goes over to Luan eating a donut* Hey, Luan can I borrow your gags and jokes?
Screen cuts to SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *watches sports channel on TV*
Lincoln Loud: *enters SpongeBob's house*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hi, SpongeBob. Whatcha watchin'?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I was watching the sports channel. *changes channel to Ha-Ha Funny Comedy Show*
Rachel Foxy: *on TV, angrily* I'm gonna humiliate Lola. *walks to Lola*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee Lincoln, that wasn't very nice.
Lincoln Loud: What's going on with the girls?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Nothing.
Lincoln Loud: I've seen my friend Clyde before.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Clyde?
Lincoln Loud: Well, I'm heading to my house. See you later, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
Lincoln Loud: *leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sees Lola and Rachel making rivals on TV* Huh?
Screen cuts to Lola and Rachel making rivals on TV, then it cuts back to SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lola and Rachel are making rivals? I have to warn them.
Slide transition cuts at the studio of the Ha-Ha Funny Comedy Show.
Host: Ladies and gentleman, Welcome to the Ha-Ha Funny Comedy Show! The show where contestants battle each other to see who gets humiliated the most! Tonight, we have two very special guests! That villain who's always plotting for stardom, Lindsey Sweetwater!
Lindsey Sweetwater: *annoyed* OH, BOO RACHEL!
Host: And please welcome The Expect Smart Actually's biggest cartoon star, Lola Loud!
The audience cheers for Lola.
Lola Loud: You ready to do this, Lindsey?
Lindsey Sweetwater: I'm ready if you're ready, Loud.
Host: Okay, contestants on your marks, get set and humiliated!
Lindsey Sweetwater: Get ready Lola cause I'm about to throw you the biggest gags I've got so that you'll lose your fame. So come on, fight Rachel.
Lola Loud: Oh, I don't know, Lindsey, maybe you could answer that with a... *throws pie at Lindsey's face* PIE IN YOUR FACE!
The audience laughs.
Lola Loud: Oh, I'm sorry Lindsey, here me allow me to... *grabs a water dispenser and shoots water at Lindsey* COOL YOU OFF! *runs off*
The audience laughs again.
Rachel Foxy: *gets angry and walks to Lola* LOLA!
Lola Loud: *gets angry and walks to Rachel* RACHEL!
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *gets angry, to each other* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Rachel Foxy: *angrily* I had enough with this friendship!
Lola Loud: *angrily* We're sworn rivals once more!
Rachel Foxy: *angrily* I'll show you!
Lola Loud: *angrily* No, I'll show you!
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *glares at each other*
Rachel Foxy: *fights Lola*
Lola Loud: *fights Rachel*
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *fights each other with fight cloud*
Lola Loud: *angrily* I hate you, Rachel!
Rachel Foxy: *angrily* I hate you more!
Lola Loud: *angrily* I hate you because you're mean!
Rachel Foxy: Oh, yeah! I hate you with your stupid tiara!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *offscreen, to Lola and Rachel* Stop!
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *stops fighting each other* Huh?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *to Lola and Rachel* We shouldn't be fighting. You guys are friends. Friends can't fight. Is that right?
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: Yeah.
Rachel Foxy: SpongeBob's right. I'm sorry, Lola.
Lola Loud: I'm sorry too, Rachel. Let's not fight again.
Rachel Foxy: Hugs?
Lola Loud: Hugs.
Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *hugs each other*
Lindsey Sweetwater: *shocked, sees Lola and Rachel hugging* What the?
Screen cuts to Lola and Rachel hugging, then it cuts back to Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *gets angry, to Lola and Rachel* FIGHT EACH OTHER!
Lola Loud: Not anymore, Lindsey. *throws a pie at Lindsey's face*
Lindsey Sweetwater: *fed up* Alright that does it, Loud! Now you've forced me to use attack comedy mode! *charges at Lola as she sets up for her biggest gag of all*
Lola Loud: Going up. *pulls a lever and a spring loaded cushion launches Lindsey up into the roof where she gets her stuck*
The audience laughs again and so do millions of television viewers watching the show with their TVs showing Lindsey's head still stuck on the roof.
Host: Lola Loud, you are the winner of the humiliation round! Congratulations!
The audience cheers for Lola.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *falls from the roof* It's not fair! I could've won that challenge.
Lola Loud: But don't you see Rachel? Leni loves you. Look.
The audience is still cheering.
Rachel Foxy: *tears up in happiness*
Lindsey Sweetwater: *growls*
Time card reading "Zee Next Day"
French Narrator: Zee next day...
Lola Loud: *comes to Hollywood studios to see Lori, Squidward and Luan*
Lori Loud: Hey Lols, congrats on your win at the Ha-Ha Funny Comedy Show last night.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, way to go Ms. Lola!
Lola Loud: Thank you, Thank you and I owe it all to Luan's gags and jokes.
Luan Loud: Aw shucks, you know those things always come in handy.
Lola Loud: Yeah they do and can you believe it? For a minute there, I was gonna lose and all my fans were gonna laugh at me forever.
Squidward Tentacles: Aww, that could never happen. We still love you, Lola.
Lori Loud: Yeah and what matters now is that Lola Loud is literally the #1 TV show.
Lola Loud: On the contrary, after that round of humiliation, I've might have given Lindsey some fans of her own.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *comes up to a crowd* It's your lucky day paparazzi. I, Lindsey Sweetwater have arrived. Please hold your applause, Thank you.
Instead of an applause, the crowd points and laughs at her.
Fan #1: Hey, It's that girl goof from The Ha-Ha Funny Comedy Show!
Fan #2: Boy, did Lola do you good last night.
Fan #3: What a doofus!
Lindsey Sweetwater: *gets angry* OH, THAT LYING LOLA LOUD!
Lola Loud: *watches Lindsey with binoculars*
Lola Loud: *to the viewers* Okay so Lindsey still might not have all the fame but I'm still #1. Even If you're making a TV show where you're hanging with your friends or your arch nemesis tries to destroy you for stardom, It's good to know that you have a place in entertainment.
Butler: *serves a dish for Lola* Your bowl of strawberry ice cream, Ms. Loud. *serves an ice cream cone for Rachel* Your ice cream cone of vanilla ice cream with cherry on top, Ms. Rachel.
Rachel Foxy: *holds an ice cream cone*
Lola Loud: Well, it's only a sales lady. Not Flibberty Gibbet at all.
Flibberty Gibbet: *offscreen* Did someone say my name?
Leni, Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: *turns and sees her for real this time*
Flibberty Gibbet: Hi, girls!
Leni, Lola Loud and Rachel Foxy: Flibberty Gibbet?!
Lola Loud: Oh, Weaves my good man, you've outdone yourself. Another elegant meal if I do say so myself.
Leni Loud: Enjoying your ice cream, Rachel?
Rachel Foxy: It sure is, Leni. It sure is. *eats my ice cream with an ice cream cone*
Flibberty Gibbet: I just wanted to say all's forgiven!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, girls! You'll need my lucky peanut!
Patrick Star: I want ice cream!
Lola Loud: Well, that's the end of the episode. For now. *eats my ice cream with a spoon and winks at the viewers, then smiles*
The words "The End" is shown Lola smiling on her teeth and the episode ends.
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