Patrick Goes To Wales

i made a movie! -Laura
Patrick Goes To Wales is a epic awesome film with patrick going to wales.
== plot ==
patrick is practicing welsh outside his house. spongebob asks him what he is doing. "Wai Ai Man!" patrick says. spongebob says what are you saying. patrick says welsh. but spongebob realises something that patrick is going to wales. patrick says yes becuase he is taking a taxi. a taxi shaped like bagpipes picks patrick up. spongebob says bye to him. so then patrick gets in and realises he is taking a scottish taxi to wales. and the driver is a talking banana. so he proceeds to speak morse code.
patrick arrives at the airport and steals a old persons scotter and drives through a hotel. sending a couple "doing the deed" to the childrens area of the hotel causing lots of looped stock screams to play. patrick then goes into the airport and explains to the reception people he is going to wales. so then he gets his ticket and he is allowed his luggage becuase he hasnt got much. he then realises the airport has security so he goes invisible through it. not being caught weridly. but a fat lady gets investigated by the security. patrick sees shops so he goes into one. but then he realises it is tesco. patrick then tells the viewer Tesco Lesgo! so patrick buys some food. so patrick then realises he has to wait for his plane so he tries to belly dance on a stool before narlene starts flirting but then he calls the SPFW on her and she gets ripped to shreds.
patrick then realises his plane has arrived so he walks through the thing like injun joe from looney tunes. The fox censors didnt like that. he then finds a seat and sees he is sat next to an scottish man. "Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." the scottish man says before he starts flying like a helicopter. causing the plane to lift off. 
The plane lifts off so high it is flying over russia. "Oh No!" Dr robotnik says as he drops some nukes on it. And then the nukes start acting like pinballs on the kremlin. Patrick says this will be banned there so we wont request to air this there. so then a flight attendent offers patrick some food and patrick takes the peanuts and coke. but he drinks the peanuts and eats the coke. and thanks the flight attendent
then he gets off the plane as it arrived in wales. patrick then sees a fat disabled person on a motor scooter so he then steals it and drives it around the airport like Mario kart. Mario kart 64 circuit music starts playing. He knocks over children. But then flys down a escalator crashing into toms owner from the gene deich era. He then chases patrick around the airport. He then gets toms old owner to send some kids into the airport nightclub (Wtf is this airport) and loud screams are heard.
patrick then jumps off his scooter and crashes it into a line. patrick then sees security running after him so he starts fighting them. Mortal kombat music starts playing. Techno syndrome. he then wins the fight and steals a car and drives through wales. shouting WAY AY MAN! at everyone. He then crashes into a dragon statue. he the drives through wales causing shenanigans. Kung fu saturdays plays in the background. he swerves across lanes. he then realises the police are after him so he crashes their cars and grabs a teleporter ray and teleports back to bikini bottom.
He then goes back inside and watches the news and hears about him basically destroying swansea. He then shrugs and changes the channel. Saying the news is boring. The end
== Characters in order of appearance ==
Patrick
Spongebob
Scottish banana driver
Old Fish person who had a scooter
Fish Couple
Unnamed Fish Kids
Recepetion People
Security Guards
Fat Lady
Tesco Employee
Narlene
Scottish Man
Dr Robotnik
Luna
Flight Attendent
Old Pentioner
Toms Owner
Welsh Police
News Person
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