Patrick vs. Everything (season 1)

The first season of Patrick vs. Everything aired from August 20 to November 12, 2005 on Nickelodeon for 13 episodes. All episodes were written by Supernintendoman128 is back! 
Next: Patrick vs. Everything (season 2) 
== Episodes ==
No.
overall 	No.
in season 	Episode name 	Writer 	Airdate 	Prod.
code
1 	1 	Patrick vs. the Pilot 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	August 20, 2005 	101
Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV. 	Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV. 	Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV. 	Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV. 	Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV. 	Patrick finds out how to make a TV show, and he decides to pitch one to the network. However, they reject it. Angered, Patrick breaks the satellite dish, wiping out TV.
2 	2 	Patrick vs. Aviation 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	August 27, 2005 	102
Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused. 	Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused. 	Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused. 	Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused. 	Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused. 	Patrick notices some clams flying in the sky and tries to fly himself. After several attempts, Patrick gets fed up. He goes back in time to destroy the theory of flight, but soon realizes what a mistake he caused.
3 	3 	Patrick vs. Music 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	September 3, 2005 	104
Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions. 	Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions. 	Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions. 	Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions. 	Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions. 	Patrick creates an amazing piece of music, but Squidward takes credit for it and wins an award. Patrick decides to rid the world of all music by stealing one of Plankton's inventions.
4 	4 	Patrick vs. Money 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	September 10, 2005 	103
Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out. 	Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out. 	Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out. 	Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out. 	Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out. 	Patrick goes to the Krusty Krab to get a Krabby Patty. However, he soon finds out that the menu items are overpriced. He destroys all currency, but everyone starts taking everything for free, causing all food items to run out.
5 	5 	Patrick vs. Sports 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	September 17, 2005 	107
Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages, 	Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages, 	Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages, 	Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages, 	Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages, 	Patrick decides to play basketball, but gets hit in the face by one. He then ruins all sports for everyone in yet another one of his crazy rampages,
6 	6 	Patrick vs. Prison 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	September 24, 2005 	105
Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos. 	Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos. 	Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos. 	Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos. 	Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos. 	Patrick gets arrested for being stupid. He is let out after 10 days, but is angered by the prison system. He lets all the criminals free, causing chaos.
7 	7 	Patrick vs. Hell 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	October 1, 2005 	108
Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.	Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.	Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.	Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.	Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.	Patrick chokes on a Swedish Barnacle Ball and dies for a minute. He meets the devil himself, and is forced to go to Hell. He does not want to die, however, so he has an epic battle with the devil and wins. He reawakens but chokes on another Barnacle Ball and dies again.
Note: This episode was only aired on Nickelodeon once, due to its dark nature.
8 	8 	Patrick vs. Sleep 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	October 8, 2005 	106
Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.	Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.	Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.	Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.	Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.	Patrick hits his head. SpongeBob tells him that if he goes to sleep after hitting his head that he will never wake up, but Patrick misconstrues it as that he will not wake up if he goes to sleep after that. He decides to not go to sleep, but gets very tired.
9 	9 	Patrick vs. Game Shows 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	October 15, 2005 	109
Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV. 	Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV. 	Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV. 	Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV. 	Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV. 	Patrick competes on a game show, but loses. He gets revenge by finding out that the shows are scripted so that only certain people will win, and exposes it live on TV.
10 	10 	Patrick vs. the English Language 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	October 22, 2005 	110
Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one. 	Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one. 	Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one. 	Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one. 	Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one. 	Patrick realizes how complicated English is, so he creates his own language. He is angry when nobody understands it, so he goes back in time to destroy the English language and makes his language the main one.
11 	11 	Patrick vs. His Yard 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	October 29, 2005 	111
Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck. 	Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck. 	Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck. 	Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck. 	Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck. 	Patrick needs to mow his lawn, but does not have a lawnmower. After several attempts to cut the grass, he covers it with concrete, but slips and falls in the concrete and gets stuck.
12 	12 	Patrick vs. the Fourth Wall 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	November 5, 2005 	112
Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces. 	Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces. 	Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces. 	Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces. 	Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces. 	Patrick decides to break the fourth wall, but he realizes that the fourth wall is what holds the world together when it starts shattering into pieces.
13 	13 	Patrick Star's Stupidly Early Thanksgiving Special 	Supernintendoman128 is back! 	November 12, 2005 	113
Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all. 	Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all. 	Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all. 	Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all. 	Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all. 	Patrick chokes on a turkey leg and dies. He meets up with the devil again, and they have another epic battle. Patrick wins again, and destroys the devil once and for all.
== Home video release ==
Three VHS tapes released as volumes made up most of this season. The tapes contained four episodes each, the only missing episode being Patrick vs. Hell. The tapes were released from September to October 2005. There were no special features. The tapes are currently out of print.
The entire season was released onto DVD on January 19, 2010 and Blu-Ray on September 24, 2017. It is notably the only season to be released on Blu-Ray.
The DVD contains all 13 episodes, with 5 on the first disc and 4 on the second and third discs. Special features include audio commentary on 7 episodes, storyboards on certain scenes, The Making of Patrick vs. Everything featurette, How to Draw Patrick Star featurette, Pointy Pointy Point music video, Ridin' the Hook music video, and a bonus episode from season 6, which was airing at the time of release.
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