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This is the 16th episode overall, and first episode of season 2 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Peter Griffin: Hey Lois, remember when I hosted a made up talent show on a fanfiction website?
(Cut to very showy-looking SBFW’s Got Talent logo popping up on screen as we hear an audience clap)
Peter Griffin: Heya heya, it’s Peter Griffin here, and you know what really grinds my gears? Intros. So let’s not do one.
(Someone whispers into his ear)
Peter Griffin: Dang it, I have to do the intro. So much for that. (clears throat) SBFW’s Got Talent is a talent show where people do stuff to win, or in some cases, get eliminated. The winner receives a grand prize! What is it? Wait until the winner is revealed to find out! With that out of the way, I’m your host for the second season of SBFW’s Got Talent, and let the auditions begin!
(Back behind the stage, a weird circular person is talking with its family)
???: But mom!
???’s mom: You know you have to be boring. It’s in your nature.
???’s dad: Honey’s right, you know.
???: But what if I want to be different?
??? 2: Anyone wanna hear a poop joke?
???: No.
??? 2: Crap.
???: Meh.
(Back to the center stage)
Peter Griffin: Heheh looks like we have our first contestant. Welcome, Mr. R’Onion!
Mr. R’Onion: Hey there. And no, I don’t like onions, don’t question me on that.
Peter Griffin: Say, what are you gonna do for you lil trick today?
R’Onion: I’m gonna plant a tree!
Peter Griffin: Get out.
(Someone whispers in his ear)
Peter Griffin: Apparently that’s something for the judges to decide. Bring ‘em out, Mac!
(A curtain opens up to reveal the 4 judges: Gordon Ramsay, Gene Scallop, and the two new ones, Karen and Sheldon Plankton)
Karen: Oh, Planky, I could make love to you right no- (she sees that they’re live) Oh shoot, sorry.
Plankton: Gimme a break…
Peter: Hush, everyone, R’Onion’s about to plant a tree.
(R’Onion pulls out a sapling, and plants it in the ground. He waters it and pats it down.)
Ramsay: Is that really it?
Plankton: Boo! Rip-off!
Karen: Just wait for it to grow, guys.
Gene: Hm.
(2 days later…)
Peter: Okay, I can’t freaking take it anymore! Judges?
Gene: (buzzes) No.
Plankton: (buzzes) Still a rip-off.
Ramsay: (buzzes) Not the good stuff I wanted to see this season.
Peter: Good, good, so looks like R’Onion’s not staying.
R’Onion: C’mon guys, just give it a few more years-
Plankton, Gene, and Ramsay: No.
(R’Onion walks out sadly)
Peter: Good riddance to the tree guy. Up next is John.
John.: John.
(The audience applauds and cheers)
Peter: Is- is that it? Judges?
(Nobody buzzes)
Peter: Okay, wow, actually didn’t expect that. John., you’re in!
John.: John.
(Everyone applauds and cheers again as John. leaves)
Peter: Okay, last contestant of the day. It’s SamClone!
SamClone: Uh, hi guys. I see you guys have come to acknowledge my existence.
Plankton: No one acknowledges mine…
Karen: Sheldon!
SamClone: Anyway, today I will do something no one totally has ever done before: do an American Dad speedrun.
Peter: Boo! Family Guy is better!
SamClone: (clears throat) GoodmorningUSA,I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day,The sun in the sky has a smile on his face,And he's shining a salute to the American race,Oh boy it's swell to say, Good morning USA!Good morning USA!!
Ramsay: Holy smokes, he did the entire theme song in a record time, 6.09 seconds!
Gene: That’s a world record!
Guinness guy: Hey I heard there’s a world record going on here?
Peter: Uh not now, Guinness. No one even reads your books anymore anyway. Any buzzers, guys?
(Plankton buzzes)
Plankton: No reason at all.
Peter: Anyone else? No? Well then… looks like SamClone is in!
SamClone: Me? An ignored SBF character in SBFW’s Got Talent? I’ll take this badge with pride and honor.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, just get outta here, we need to disinfect the entire stage because of the corona thingy.
(He sprays lysol directly into SamClone’s eyes)
SamClone: IT FEELS LIKE SANDPAPER!
(end)
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