Kelpy's Secret To Total Lies

Kelpy's Secret To Total Lies is an episode of the show, The Terrible Kelpy G.
== Transcript ==
Hi! I’m Kelpy G. Today I will be teaching you how to get out of everything like me! So these are some of the key steps to lieng!
Step 1: Say an insult to another user and say it is for your own amusement.
For example:
ElectroElf: hey kelpy
Kelpy G: You have a small penis.
ElectroElf: HEY!
Kelpy G: It’s true.
ElectroElf: i am goin to weave da wiki if u dont sthap bulian me!1!!!1111!1
Kelpy G: Dude, it’s just a joke.
ElectroElf: …
Step 2: Be the most inappropriate person on a wiki!
Example:
Livy (ElectroElf): Anyone wanna f*** me?
Kelpy G: HOW BOUT ME AND MY BIG FAT OL’ PENIS??
Livy (ElectroElf): EW WHAT THE-
{Livy has left the chat.}
Step 3: Threatening other users with bans to do something for you.
Kelpy G: COME ON CHAT
ElectroElf: no
Kelpy G: OR ELSE I WILL BAN YOU!
ElectroElf: OKAY- okay… i’ll come on.
Congrats! You are an official “lair” person!
[The end.]
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