Dear Kaby

The Vanish brothers lay on the floor unconscious and completely unable to move smoke coming from their mouths. 
"Were we...were we were just beaten by a fire wizard." The smaller one said, dazed.
"Hey, bro tell me when the room stops spinning k." The taller one replied.
"That'll teach you." Natsu tells them. "Now then better find Lucy; these merchant fairies are toast."
"We're mercenaries." They groan in pain.
As Natsu walks off, Virgo's eyes glow as she starts to move.
back in the sewers, Everlue continues to hold onto Lucy. "Enemy of literature; my massive book collection proves I'm culture's greatest friend." He snorts
"But that ugly maid collection of yours shows you know nothing about beauty." Lucy shoots back.
"How dare you mock them they're the very definition of beauty." Everlue says, angered. "What secret does it hold? Let me guess he buried his fortune, and there's treasure map inside."
Lucy sticks her tongue out at the man making him even madder. "Listen, I recommend this book's very creation, so any secret it holds it rightfully my property." Everlue says as he pushes Lucy onto the ground.
Happy then flies and pinches Everlue right in his cheek, causing him to let go of Lucy. He flies away Laughing, but his area magic where's off, and he falls into the sewer water.
"What's this?" Everlue asks, standing up. "A flying cat."
"The names Happy," Happy says as he swims in the water.
"I wouldn't stay in there if I were you." Lucy says
"But the water feels so good." Happy remarks as he floats away.
"that's sewer water, Happy." Lucy says as she deadpans
Dear Kaby
"Looks like the tables have turned." Lucy states as she pulls out one of her keys. "Ket me keep the book, and I'll go easy on you, but I'm tempted to give you a good smack."
"Ah, so you're a celestial wizard." Everlue states. "but for a reader, your temps seem to be a bit definitions," Everlue states as Happy floats back to where they are, "The tables have turned implies that the weaker party has rallied to claim victory."
"But there's no way you and that cat can stop me and my diver magic yoyoyoyoyoyo." Everlue uses Diver to sink into the ground. Happy says, amazed.
"he does that using magic. I had no idea that Everlue was a wizard."
Everlue then repeatedly attacks Lucy, but she dodges all of his attacks. "Look, I read the whole story; know it's a trashy story about a character named Duke Everlue."
"Well, I wouldn't call the protagonist trash, but yes." Duke Everlue then dives back into the ground. "The story itself is crap, and to think it was written by the great Kemu Zaleon." Everlue states as he flies through the sewers.
His attacks forced Lucy to back down until she reaches some steel bars, which he breaks through. "Inexcusable."
"I can't believe your arrogance; you forced him to write it!" Lucy shouts.
"Arrogant, the word doesn't even begin to comply. Telling my story is an honor." Everlue proclaims.
"Oh yeah, then why'd you have to blackmail him into it?" Lucy asked him.
"Blackmail." Happy inquires.
"What's the big deal?" Everlue asks as he pops out of a wall. "He just needed some extra encouragement to take the job."
"Oh really." Lucy said.
"Anyone would have jumped at the chance to have me as their muse, but he had the audacity to say no." Everlue told Lucy as he same through the Earth and went back in. "So I gave him some inspiration in the form of an ultimatum write the book or his family would be stripped of their citizenship."
"But then they wouldn't be able to become a wizard or even make a living." Happy said. "You really have the power to do that."
"I have the power to do anything." He said as he jumped from the ground beneath Lucy and Happy, "I got him to right it didn't I." He said as he went back into the ground. "But I didn't like his attitude, so I thought he'd better righting a prison cell boyoyoyo."
"I can't believe you'd go that far to boost your own stupid ego." Lucy said as she continued to dodge Everlue attacks. "He was in solitary confinement for three years. Don't you know how hard that must have been?"
"Three years." Happy said, amazed.
Everlue then appeared from the rubble, making Lucy jump back. "Maybe it took him that long to appreciate me."
Lucy landed on one knee "more like who couldn't stand to spread your lies." Lucy staring at the man, "But he had to satisfy your vanity." Lucy kept talking, "he knew if he didn't write your character as a heroic champion of justice, his family would suffer,"
"Tell me," Everlue asked, confused, "how is it? Do you know about all this?"
"It's all right here in black and white." Lucy said, holding up the book.
"What." Everlue said, shocked. "I've read that book from cover to cover, and Kemu Zaleon isn't in it."
"Yeah, that's true." Lucy answered, "But I know something you don't know; long before he was an author, he was a wizard."
"He was," Happy asked.
"What did he do?" Everlue asked, infuriated.
"After he finished the book, he gathered all of his remaining strength and cast a spell on the book." Lucy explained.
"I don't believe it!" Everlue shouted. "What a dirty trick. He turned a book about a great man like me into a hack job. The nerve of that fool." he then began attacking Lucy again, who continued to explain.
"OH, get over it; he indeed wrote about the pain you put him through, but that's only a fraction of the book." Lucy said as Everlue stopped his assault. "In fact, it's secret has nothing to do with you at all."
"What the devil do you mean?" Everlue asked.
"Tell us, Lucy?" Happy asked.
"It means I'm taking the book because it was never yours, to begin with." Lucy said, putting the book away and pulling out one of her keys. "Open Gate of the Giant Crab Cancer." A giant crab then appeared from the key with two pairs of scissors in his hands.
"A giant crab!" Happy shouted excitedly. 
"Aw yeah, nothing says I'm going to beat you, but Like a crab man with razor-sharp claws and tough guy sunglasses." Happy said, laughing.
"Let me concentrate, or he'll pinch your lips off." Lucy said, scolding the cat.
"Hey Lucy, how would you like your hair done today, baby?" Cancer asked.
"I don't need my hair done. I need help." Lucy told him, groaning, "It's that guy take care of baldy over there."
"Whatever you say, baby." Cancer said, getting ready for battle.
"Ah, so he just makes the bad guys look cooler before they kill us." Happy said. "You, Lucy, you should send this one back."
"I should send you back!" Lucy shot back.
'what could the secret be.' Everlue thought to himself. 'It must be a expose on all my illegal business deals; if the magic council got wind on how I made my fortune, my goose would be cooked.'
Everlue then pulled out a key and smirked.