Aveena & Co: Best Moments

==Adventures with Aveena==
===At Cosmic High (Visit)===
====Discussion in the Dinner Hall====
Kalecgos: It's very well behaved, this place.
Aveena: (eating chips) Mm.
Kalecgos: I thought there'd be happy-slapping hoodies. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. (grins proudly) Yeah? Yeah? Oh, yeah! Don't tell me I don't fit in!
====Crumble====
Aveena: (walking away) See? This is me. Dinner lady.
Kalecgos: (smirking) I'll have the crumble!
Aveena: I'm so gonna kill you.
====Rats====
Aveena: Oh my God, they're rats. Dozens of rats. Vacuum packed rats.
Kalecgos: (to Sirius) And you decided to scream.
Sirius: It took me by surprise!
Kalecgos: Like a little girl?
Sirius: It was dark! I was covered in rats!
Kalecgos: Nine, maybe ten years old. I'm seeing pigtails, frilly skirt.
Aveena: Hello, can we focus?
====...====
Sirius: You see, what's impressive is that it's been nearly an hour since we met her and I still haven't said "I told you so".
Aveena: I'm not listening to this.
Sirius: Although I have prepared a little "I was right" dance that I can show you later.
===On a time-ship===
====The horse====
Kalecgos: Go! and take Arthur!
Aveena: Arthur?
Kalecgos: Good name for a horse.
Aveena: No, you're not keeping the horse.
Kalecgos: Why not? I let you keep Sirius! Now go!
===At Midnight Institute===
====Entrance====
Kalecgos: Oh, well there goes the advantage of surprise. Still! Cuts to the chase. Stay in here, look after Nicky.
Aveena: I'm not looking after my mum!
Kalecgos: Well you brought her!
Nicky: I was kidnapped!
Aveena: Kalec, they've got guns.
Kalecgos: And I haven't. Which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high-ground is mine.
===Werewolf Trouble===
====Meeting Queen Victoria====
Aveena: [after meeting Queen Victoria] I want to hear her say, "We are not amused." Bet you five quid I can get her to say it.
Kalecgos: Taking that bet would be an abuse of my privileges as a dragon of time.
Aveena: Ten quid?
Kalecgos: Done.
====Trouble Part 1.====
Aveena: [the werewolf is breaking through the door] What do we do?
Kalecgos: We run!
Aveena:That's it?
Kalecgos: You got any silver bullets?
Aveena: Not on me, no!
Kalecgos: Then we run!
==Anarial's Adventures==
===Mobius===
====Meeting with others====
Anarial: (walking around a forest clearing) Not exactly like home, but it'll do...
Kalecgos: (Spots Anarial) Hey! She's from our rival group!
Damon: Rival group?
Anarial: (stops) Hello boys! (waves to Damon and Kalecgos)
Kalecgos: Stop playing with us! (He charges at Anarial)
Anarial: Here's a dumb one...(jumps over Kalecgos and hits him into a tree with a staff)
Damon: So, hi...(waves to Anarial)
Anarial: Hi...he your friend?
Damon: Not really, just see him from time to time.
Anarial: Ah..hold on..(she turns around and bangs the end of her staff against the ground, pieces of rock float and get thrown at Kalecgos)
Kalecgos: Bah! (he turns into dragon form and flies into the air)
Damon: (smirks, thinking) About time someone gave him a good beating..
==Notes﻿==
*Aveena's moments are mostly moments from Doctor Who.
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