Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd

Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game nerd is the 27th installment of Emo Owl Rap Battles, and the 7th episode of Season 3. It features internet movie critic and YouTuber Nostalgia Critic rapping against classic video game critic and YouTuber Angry Video Game Nerd. It was released on October 24th, 2015. 
== Cast ==
Stephen Clarke as Nostalgia Critic
Seth as Angry Video Game Nerd
== Lyrics ==
=== Nostalgia Critic ===
Nerrrrrrrrdddd!!!!!
It's time to lyrically criticise a prick that isn't funny
By shitstorming him with disses like an MC Bugs Bunny
So here's the comeback you want, you look like cocks and cow poop!
When I kill you, I'll remember it, Nerd, you won't have to
Your mighty pens don't scare me, I'm the master of words
So go fuck yourself! "Angry Video Gay Turd"
I'd rather lick some rotten dogshit than look at your stupid face 
My channel's awesome, so fuck you! You're an Internet disgrace 
Your movie makes even Food Fight look like a block of gold
Well except for my cameo, that part was some pure gold
I'm an NC MC repeatedly bashing AVGN
Call me a final boss, Nerd, because this is your end!
=== 
Angry Video Game Nerd ===
Alright critic, now it's time to take you back to the past
To prevent you uttering those shitty raps that suck ass
You're a Poopyhead, so how's that for all those insults of yours?
Were you raised in a barn, man shut the fuckin door!
Here's how this battle will end critic, you're gonna die
You're not awesome, just an ugly prick who can't tie his tie
I'm the fuckin' nerd, bitch, and I've got my own movie
Racking more subs and fans, so come over here and blow me!
=== 
Nostalgia Critic ===
Oh you wanna play it that way? Well here’s what I got
I’d rather have a crocodile suck on my fuckin cock
Man, my videos rock! I belong at the top 
I’m the better man, nerd, so I think you should just stop 
I’ll Ghostbust you with disses, and leave you verbally Terminated
You’re even worse than your games, you deserve to be castrated
You can run but you can’t Hyde, for can’t you hear?
I’m going to make you eat a road kill skunk and down it with beer
=== 
Angry Video Game Nerd ===
Aww. Is that your comeback? Is that all you got?
Your fu ckin’ boring ass reviews make me want to get shot
I’ll fucking rip off your testicles, and shove them in your eye sockets
I’m the king of insults, your shit can’t even top it!
=== 
Nostalgia Critic: ===
Well orange you a fucking idiot? You spit pure poo
Your shitty reviews are no better than Back To The Future 2 
You’re a dirty cow humping, crotch grabbing, ball licking, ugly troll fucking
Semen drinking, nazi loving, ASSHOLE!
=== 
Angry Video Game Nerd ===
Calm down, Gordon Ramsay, you’re looking very red
How ‘bout you stop before you say something that you regret
This fuckin’ feud is absurd, man I did nothing to you
I just review some shitty games, quite similar to what you do
I’m gonna leave this battle before one of us gets hurt
We can either stop and be friends, or you can continue being a jerk
If we remain enemies, the results would be apocalyptic
If you pursue, then lick my shit, Nostalgia Critic
Nostalgia Critic'''
Oh whatever man, be a pussy about it
You just can’t see that I’m the better man, you’ve nothing to do about it
So write this down with your pens, “I’m a fucking asshole”
Fuck your show and you. You ugly pathetic troll
You know what? Man, I’m sorry, I think we’ve both gone insane
I just review some shitty movies, while you play some shitty games
There’s no reason to be against each other, it’s completely unnecessary
There are worse things that exist, like Ninja Turtles 3
== Trivia ==
* This is the second of Ciaran's rap battles to not feature Ciaran rapping or appearing in any form, despite his brief appearance with the announcer at the end. 
* This is the first rap battle to ditch the traditional announcer dialogue, replacing it with a style more faithful to a stadium announcer, saying "Gather around everyone". This battle, and Armani vs Ralph Lauren are the only two of Ciaran's battles to approach the announcer in this way
* The announcer also changed their dialogue for the ending announcement, throwing a tantrum instead of saying "You Decide". This was unscripted improv from Stephen while recording for Nostalgia Critic that Ciaran wasn't expecting. 
* This is the only battle where Ciaran isn't the main announcer, however he does say "More rap battles coming soon, stay tuned" at the end instead of Stephen, who is the main announcer for this battle. 
* This is one of Ciaran's most popular audio only battles.