I Am The Very Model of A Perfect Son or Daughter

A parody of Modern Major General from The Pirates of Penzance, sung in D by Zachary Tyler Eisen as Abraham.
== Lyrics ==
* I am the very model of a perfect son or daughter, 
* 'cause I always to the things my mama tells me that I oughta,
* like I always hang the clothes up and I fold the laundry carefully.
* I never leave the milk out on the counter accidentally.
* My favourite food is celery and I think it's so sensational!
* I never watch a TV show unless it's educational.
* I do the dishes cheerfully and even put them all away...
* and when it's 9 PM, I know that it is time to hit the hay.
* I'm always so polite because I love to say "Thank you" and "Please."
* I'm never late or find myself somewhere I'm not supposed to be.
* I learn from my mistakes; you see, I live my life so carefully.
* Maybe that is why someone will love to spend some time with me!
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