If You Want the Toilet, You're in It

If You Want the Toilet, You're in It is the sixth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in November 1984 (around the time of the extremely limited release of their self-titled demo tape). It contains twenty-four songs.
Like all of TISM's home demos, If You Want the Toilet, You're in It remains mostly unreleased, although the title track was released on the box set Collected Recordings 1986–1993 in 1995, and "Life is Fairly Silly, Really" was featured on the bonus disc included with the limited edition of the compilation album Best Off in 2002.
== Track listing ==
# Can I Have a Lemon Squash, Please?
# If You Want the Toilet, You're in It (2:28)
# The Mr. White Australia Policy Honky Tonk
# Who Left the Dishwasher On?
# Life is Fairly Silly, Really (1:44)
# Art at Work
# Thunderbirds are Going
# Bourgeois Night in the Power Strike
# 99 Nuclear Warheads
# Thesaurus Brontosaurus
# You Put the Ky-Bosh on Me
# Minimalism 2
# Minimalism 3
# Minimalism 4
# We're Ponging
# What's "It"?
# Don't Knead Your Buttocks
# I Can Leave Puddles
# Edward De Bono's Lateral Stinking
# Onan the Barbarian
# Lynton Coulter is Art
# Hamlet Goes to the Seven Eleven
# Who Was the Cunt Who Boiled My Egg?
# (Give Me Some of Your) Emotional Fascism
# Manassa: A Poem to Show How the Ways of Men Can Be So Dumb
# Brechtian Bullshit
== See also ==
* This Is Serious Mum (demo)
* Collected Recordings 1986–1993
* Best Off
== External links ==
* If You Want the Toilet, You're in It at Rate Your Music
Category:TISM
Category:Demo tapes
Category:Bedroom recordings
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Category:Collected Recordings 1986–1993
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