Wilson/Quotes/Reign of Giants

Wilson's quotes are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
Due to the amount of text catalogued, this page only contains Wilson's quotes for items found in Reign of Giants. For items exclusive to other expansions, see the pages listed above.
==Lights==
*Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Sure beats darkness."
*Endothermic Fire (high)- "That fire is getting out of hand!"
*Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "Good thing it's contained!"
*Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
*Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire's getting a bit low."
*Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I should put something on the fire before it goes out."
*Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, that's over."
*Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "At least I can start it up again."
*Moggles- "A wretched stench but excellent visibility."
==Survival==
*Insulated Pack- "The fur keeps the temperature inside stable."
*Luxury Fan- "Down, to bring the temperature down."
*Siesta Lean-to- "A nice place for an afternoon rest out of the heat."
*Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Night is for sleeping, not taking siestas."
*Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "It's too dangerous right now!"
*Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I'm too hungry for a siesta!"
*Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I don't think I could really relax down here."
*Tent (burnt)- "Nothing left to sleep in."
*Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't provide much shade now."
*Thermal Stone- "I could manipulate its temperature."
*Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's colder than ice."
*Thermal Stone (cold)- "That's a cold stone."
*Thermal Stone (warm)- "It's quite warm and cuddly... for a rock!"
*Thermal Stone (hot)- "Nice and toasty hot!"
*Pretty Parasol- "This will keep my hair moderately dry, at least."
==Food==
*Crock Pot (burnt)- "The pot got cooked."
*Bee Box (burnt)- "How did it get burned?!!"Reference to this scene from famous Nicholas Cage movie, The Wicker Man.
*Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "I don't think anything will grow in a pile of ash."
*Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Meat takes even longer to dry in rain."
*Drying Rack (burnt)- "The rack got dried."
*Bucket-o-poop- "That is definitely a bucket full of poop."
==Science==
*Science Machine (burnt)- "It won't be doing much science now."
*Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "The extra science didn't keep it alive."
*Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Its measuring days are over."
*Rainometer (burnt)- "The measuring parts went up in a cloud of smoke."
*Ice Flingomatic (off)- "All quiet on the flinging front."May be a reference to Erich Maria Remarque's novel, All Quiet on the Western Front.
*Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Fling on!"May be a reference to the song "Dream On" by Aerosmith.
*Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "The fuel tank is getting a bit low."
*Electrical Doodad- "It's whirring with electricity."
==Fight==
*Scalemail- "Hot mail!"May be a reference to outlook.com, formerly known as "Hotmail".
*Morning Star- "It's electric!"May be a reference to the song "Electric Slide".
*Weather Pain- "Spinning doom."
==Structures==
*Pig House (burnt)- "Not so fancy now, pig!"
*Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "That's not a real roasted carrot."
*Hay Wall (burnt)- "That won't do at all."
*Wood Wall (burnt)- "Burnt!"
*Chest (burnt)- "That trunk was truncated."
*Scaled Chest- "Next best thing to a lockbox!"
*Sign (burnt)- "I can't read it any longer."
==Magic==
*Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not much use anymore."
*Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Fire doesn't really solve naming issues..."
*Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Whatever it was, it's burnt now."
*Old Bell- "Dingalingaling."
==Dress==
*Cat Cap- "Ears hat!"
*Fashion Melon- "Let the juice run down your face."
*Ice Cube- "Stay cool, boy."Reference to "Cool" from the American musical West Side Story.
*Rain Coat- "Keeps the rain where it ought to be. Outside my body."
*Rain Hat- "It'll mess up my hair, but I'll stay nice and dry."
*Summer Frest- "Keep off, evil sun!"
*Floral Shirt- "It's not lab-safe!"
*Eyebrella- "It will watch over me."
*Hibearnation Vest- "Welcome to the hibernation station!"
==Nature - Plants==
*Birchnut Tree- "It's all leafy. Most of the time."
*Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Take that, nature!"
*Birchnut Tree (burning)- "What a waste of wood."
*Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "I feel like I could have prevented that."
*Birchnut- "There's definitely something inside there."
*Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It'll be a tree soon!"
*Sapling (withered)- "It might be okay if it cooled down."
*Grass Tuft (withered)- "It's not going to grow back while it's so hot."
*Berry Bush (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
*Plant (withered)- "The heat killed it."
*Cactus- "Sharp but delicious."
*Cactus (picked)- "Deflated, but still spiny."
*Tumbleweed- "Who knows what that tumbleweed has picked up."
==Nature - Objects==
*Ice- "Ice to meet you."
*Mini Glacier- "A very isolated glacier."
*Mini Glacier (melted)- "Nothing useful until it freezes again."
*Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "The wet ground won't hold a footprint."
*Burrow- "What a nice hole in the ground for a home!"
*Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "The Kingdom of the Bunnymen is closed for the season."
*Rundown House (burnt)- "Nothing to live in, now."
*Merm Head (burnt)- "Burnt merm flesh somehow smells even worse."
*Pig Head (burnt)- "Crispy."
*Hollow Stump- "It's a den in a stump."
*Hollow Stump (empty)- "Its owner ran out of lives."
*Glommer's Statue- "I'm not sure what that's supposed to be."
*Glommer's Statue (mined)- "I broke it. For science."
*Skeleton (self)- "Better him than... wait a minute!"
*Sunken Boat (burnt)- "It's even less seaworthy than before."
==Turfs==
*Deciduous Turf- "Yet another ground type."
*Sandy Turf- "Dirty turf."
==Mobs - Monsters==
*Varg- "You might be something to reckon with, big dog."
*Poison Birchnut Tree- "It looks unhappy about me stealing those Birchnuts!"
*Birchnutter- "A mad little nut."
==Mobs - Neutral Animals==
*Buzzard- "What a bizarre buzzard!"
*Catcoon- "A playful little thing."
*Cat Tail- "I think it's still swishing."
*Volt Goat- ""Baaaah" yourself!"
*Volt Goat (charged)- "I don't think it liked being struck by lightning."
*Volt Goat Horn- "It's like a miniature lightning rod."
==Mobs - Passive Animals==
*Redbird- "Does that mean winter is gone?"
*Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "It's cute, in a gross kind of way."
*Glommer's Flower- "The petals shimmer in the light."
*Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "The petals droop and shimmer in the light."
*Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "The flower was consumed by fire when I teleported!"
*Glommer's Wings- "These would look awesome on a helmet!"
*Glommer's Goop- "This goop smells foul."
*Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Something's under there, searching for minerals."
*Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'd sure like to whack that mole... thing."
*Moleworm (held)- "Nowhere left to dig, my friend."
==Mobs - Bosses==
*Bearger- "What a bear of a badger."
*Thick Fur- "A mat of thick fur."
*Moose/Goose- "I don't exactly know what that thing is."
*Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Its contents are like excited electrons trying to escape."
*Mosling- "Aaah! You are definitely not an electron!"
*Down Feather- "Fluffy!"
*Dragonfly- "That's one fly dragon!"
*Scales- "They're still warm."
*Lava Spit (hot)- "Hot spit!"
*Lava Spit (cool)- "I like to call it "Basaliva"."
==Mobs - Other==
*Bigfoot- "That is one biiig foot."
==Food - Fruits==
*Watermelon- "Sticky sweet."
*Grilled Watermelon- "Juicy and warm."
==Food - Vegetables==
*Cactus Flesh- "There are still some spines between me and a tasty meal."
*Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Grilled fruit of the desert."
*Cactus Flower- "A pretty flower from a prickly plant."
==Food - Crock Pot==
*Flower Salad- "A bowl of foliage."
*Guacamole- "Avogadro's favorite dish."Reference to Amadeo Avogadro, who first created the unit of measurement "moles" for describing the number of molecules of a substance in a sample.
*Ice Cream- "I scream for ice cream!"
*Melonsicle- "Cryogenic watermelon."
*Spicy Chili- "Five alarm!"Reference to the Multiple-alarm fire categories used in the United States to indicate the level of a fire's severity and how many units are required to address it. Five-alarm is the most intense.
*Trail Mix- "A healthy, natural snack."
==Food - Other==
*Roasted Birchnut- "Roasted to perfection."
*Electric Milk- "It's buzzing with tastiness!"
*Watermelon Seeds- "It's a melon seed."
==Misc Items==
*Webber's Skull- "Poor little guy. He deserves a proper funeral."
*Bone Shards- "Bits of bone."
*Old Bell Blueprint- "There's SCIENCE afoot!"
== Trivia==
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Category:Reign of Giants Quotes