FIRETRUCK!

FIRETRUCK! is a video uploaded by Smosh
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==Description==
BLOOPERS: http://bit.ly/FiretruckBloopers
GET THE SHIRT: http://bit.ly/FiretruckShirt
GET THE SONG: http://bit.ly/FiretruckSong
MILKSHAKE MUSIC VIDEO: http://bit.ly/MilkyMilkshake
-----------------------------------In this music video, we give you an alternative to the F-word. Your mother will be pleased.
Special thanks to iJustine for making a cameo: http://youtube.com/ijustine
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------------LYRICS------------Now here's the thing about saying firetruckIt starts F and it ends with UCKSo whenever you're in trouble or out of luckYou no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"Hey look at that they just bleeped meInstead say firetruck, it's so easyAnd I'd like to take a moment just sit right thereI'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCKLose your cash, FIRETRUCKYou're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCKFail your class, FIRETRUCKScratch your ass, FIRETRUCKClip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCKCrap your pants, FIRETRUCKBite your tongue, FIRETRUCKNo one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCKRed Ring of Death, FIRETRUCKForget to breathe, FIRETRUCKFound out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you seeIt's even more fun when it gets bleepedSay it with me now, don't make this suckF****************UCK!-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?Naw man, I just said Firetruck-But when you bleep it, it says f**kWho cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCKiPhone bill, FIRETRUCKJonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCKCrash your car, FIRETRUCKInto your dog, FIRETRUCKTurns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?And your dadThis is just getting ridiculousYou act like that's not normal-IT ISN'T NORMAL.It is in CanadaSo they have man-dog-women in Canada?...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCKEat a pencil, FIRETRUCKThere's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!Lose the game, FIRETRUCKDavid Blaine, FIRETRUCKGet ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.
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