Random Adventures/Resign?

If you really, really, REALLY want to resign from Random Adventures, please sign this contract:
I, [insert your name here], will have the right to resign from the free-add comic Random Adventures, and quit for a certain amount of time. The great and powerful Trixie Rectangl’r, the owner of this very wiki, will have the right to control my characters and have them sucked into an eternal void until the end of the free-add comic. If I regret my decision because I didn’t read the fine print, I may choose to return to this free-add comic and continue the storyline normally.
signed, ________
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