Spider Dance (Genocide Version) - Undertale

"Spider Dance (Genocide Version) - Undertale" was a high quality rip of the genocide version of "Spider Dance" from Undertale.
== Jokes ==
The rip begins as a vocal cover of "Spider Dance" with samples of someone saying "Nathaniel Welchert" making up the melody.
At 0:17, Nathaniel Welchert communicates to the fans from Hell to explain why Muffet (a character from Undertale whose theme is "Spider Dance") is "the fucking worst spider girl in existence" through the WillFromAfar TTS voice. They also go on a tangent to discuss problems he has with the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
== Transcript ==
[Vocalizing of "Spider Dance" with the phrase "Nathaniel Welchert"]
[Record break stops the "music", and a text-to-speech voice (WillFromAfar) begins speaking:]
Wait, wait, stop the funny jokes! This is Nathaniel Welchert communicating from the dead to tell you why Muffet from Undertale is the fucking worst spider girl in existence. And why Rachnera is so much better than her.
First off, spider girls are supposed to appeal to legs. Not freaky arms with tea. Also, her design isn't that good. It's just a girl with a spider head and six arms. Now I'm not saying MonMusu has extremely unique character design, but the simplicity of them makes them much more appealing to me. Just kidding. It's objectively more appealing. Also, Muffet is fucking Jewish scum.
Another thing to add is the fucking degenerates acting like they're all into femdom because all the implications that this human child that is yellow like us gets tied up. That's fucking gay.
You can't really call yourself a sub if you got off to "implications". At least MonMusu showed Rachnera dom'ing. Basically, what I want to say is that I'm not into every single spider girl in existence. I have good tastes.
Shut the fuck up and stop bringing me up every time spiders come up. I get annoyed. Goddamn. Seriously. All because I have a harem of spider girls down here in Hell does not mean I love all of them equally. There's a lot of ugly ones. Muffet is one of those. I hate her so fucking much. I would not put my pee-pee in that. That's gross.
I just really hate you fans. You started loving me and now you hate me and just want your funny epic JoJo haha's. Fun fact: JoJo is the most mainstream anime currently and you're the normie for liking it. It's no longer a contrarian series. You're just really insecure about your tastes to the point where you make shitty in-jokes and memes. That's funny, isn't it? No it's not! Fuck you! Fist of the North Star is the better bara anime.
Shout-out to the boys making fan rips for Nathaniel. Send that to the Nathaniel that runs the Twitter account. Also, he's not me. He's a Nathaniel, but that's a separate one. So stop affiliating him with me, a character. He really hates it.
Also, my name is spelled N-A-T-H-A-N-I-E-L W-E-L-C-H-E-R-T. Get it right for once! Jesus fucking Christ!
== Trivia ==
*Nathaniel later returned with new rants in "The Hardest Rider - LISA: The Hopeful" and "Lovely Little Boys - LISA: The Hopeful".
*This rip was removed from the channel at some point in September 2021, likely around the Undertale 6th Anniversary event.
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Category:Rips featuring JoJo's Bizarre Adventure