No Grown-ups Allowed

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Search for giant mushroom spawn in Father Collard's Chambers.
* Deliver the giant mushroom spawn to Uin Nee.
==Script==
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Uin Nee 	Tell me, my favorite mortal, have you ever had a hideout? Mortal children seem to love them, so I thought─why not try it out? Then I hid in a log for five days and five nights, and no one found me. It was amazing! Then I got bored, so I came back.
Uin Nee 	Anyway, while I was there, it occurred to me that the children in the Rak'tika Greatwood aren't usually allowed to leave their villages. And that means that they can't make hideouts! I mean, sure, they could hide in the village, but people would find them.
Uin Nee 	And it doesn't count if other people can find it, right? Right!? If any old adult can stumble across it, that's not a hideout, that's just sad.
Uin Nee 	I decided right then and there that I would dream up a perfect hiding place for those poor little darlings. And what better to make it from than one of those giant mushrooms the Nu Mou live in? Nothing! There's nothing better. It was a rhetorical question.
Uin Nee 	Tragically, Father Collard's Chambers is absolutely swarming with the lawless ones, which makes it impossible to harvest mushroom spawn. If something isn't done, my brilliant plan will never come to fruition, and...I'm sure you can see where this is going. Do it for the children!
 	
Balloon 	Halt! Who dares lay hands on our fungi?
 	
Uin Nee 	Oh, there you are! You know, I realized after you left that I didn't tell you how to tell one mushroom spawn from another. I do hope you figured it out!
Uin Nee 	Oh, well done! Such a clever mortal you are. We should be able to grow this one nice and tall, then pop it into a dream, and...voila! Greatest hideout ever. We don't even need to put it in a dank old cave! Imagine the possibilities...
Uin Nee 	Wait─I don't have to imagine them! I can make them. Haha, fantastic!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Pixie Quests in Final Fantasy XIV