Picked on/Magic and Flying Lessons (Kiki Version)

(After seeing the three humans, the three male anthro creatures, and four male mutant animals; A rat, two ducks, and a dog, come out, Kiki’s group got confused. The first female human is a 14 year old girl with short black hair, brown eyes, and wearing a black and white bandana around the forehead, a green turtleneck cropped tanktop, orange fingerless gloves with netting-designed fingerless arm gloves, a silver shoulder plate with a small green cloth hanging from the orange button over a beige sleeved cloth over her right shoulder, arm, and hand, beige shorts, netting-designed stocking attached to silver suspenders on her right leg, long calves-length beige socks, and orange shoes, and sometimes wields a huge silver four-bladed shuriken called the Cross Shuriken. She is Yuffie Kisaragi. The last female human is a 24 year old woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing green orb earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front over a black cropped tanktop, dark gray arm gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg boots. She is Jessie, a member of Team Rocket. The male human is a 25 year old man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front over a black tanktop, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple rim-like belt around his waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, Jessie's partner of Team Rocket. The first male anthro creature is a male Beanbean creature with green skin, yellow pupil-less eyes, and wearing a black beret hat with a green stalk-like topper, a purple eyemask, a purple and pale blue striped long-sleeved shirt, white gloves, black pants, and black shoes. He is Popple. The second male anthro creature is a male anthro weasel with beige fur, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a yellow fedora hat with a red band, a pair of black-rimmed glasses with pale blue lenses, a yellow checkered long-sleeved business suit over a a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, charcoal gray pants, and black and white shoes. He is Wes Weasley. The last male creature is a male Normal-type scratching cat-like Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two whiskers on his forehead, two whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interiors colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead. He is Meowth, Jessie and James' talking Pokemon partner of Team Rocket. The first male mutant animal is a male anthro rat with a tiny patch of brown hair on top of his head, peach skin, small eyes, small whiskers, a black nose, white buckteeth, and wearing an orange plug hat with two short yellow plug stubs, dark blue goggles, a yellow long-sleeved jumpsuit with a neck collar flap, a red, white, and silver battery pack with a blue x-shaped crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around his torso, turquoise rubber gloves, a blue belt with a gray buckle and a gray plug wire-carrying wheel attached on the left side, and turquoise boots. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers are electrokinesis, meaning the power of electricity. The second male mutant animal is a male anthro duck with short light brown hair on the top of his head, white feathers, an orange beak and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, and wearing a red and purple jester hat with jingle bells and also acts like his upper face mask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, a purple knee-length jumpsuit with a yellow waist line-like belt, long orange sleeves, one with red polka dots and another with red stripes, and purple sleeve rims, white gloves, and red jester-like shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers are wackiness, creating toys, and bringing toys to life. The third male mutant animal is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with short purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae on three thin black stems on top of his hair, green feathers, blue eyes, an orange beak, green vines for arms with light green stem rims on his shoulders and elbows, light green leaves for hands, two light green leaves for a tail, and brown root-like bark for hips, legs, and feet. He is Bushroot, the pessimistic member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers are floral life. And the last male mutant animal is a male anthro water-like dog with blue water-made skin, short blue water-made floppy ears, dark blue water-made eyes, a dark blue water-made nose, and a small dark blue water-made puddle for feet. He is Liquidator, the polite and advertising expert member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers is aquakinesis, meaning the power of water. As Kiki's group got confused, Popple and Yuffie were the first to speak)
Popple: What are ya, hard of hearing?
Yuffie: A hunter caught you.
(Snapping out of their confusion, Kiki's group looked around in suspicion)
Satsuki: And where is he?
Kiki: I certainly didn't see him.
Liquidator: He’s not here, thankfully.
Bushroot: So, we’re gonna free you before he comes.
Yuffie and Jessie: (To Megavolt, Quackerjack, Liquidator, Wes, and Meowth) Go on.
(James, Popple, and Bushroot nod to Megavolt, Quackerjack, Liquidator, Wes, and Meowth and they walked up to Kiki's group)
Wes: Ever like to eat burgers?
Popple: The juicy kind?
(Kiki's group got confused)
Kanta: Hold on!
Tombo: Why are we talking about burgers while you’re freeing us?
Wes: Just because, Palsy.
Jiji: First off, don't call any of us "Palsy," because we just met.
Yuki: Secondly, because why?
Wes: Granted on the "Palsy" advice. And as for your curiosity on why I brought up the burgers, it's because we wanted to chat to kill time while you’re being freed.
Popple: So, there you go, see?
Quackerjack: And while we describe the delicious food, close your eyes and imagine it right in front of you.
Bushroot: Picture them.
James: Right in front of your faces.
Aryll: (To Kiki's group, shrugs) Like we have a choice?
(Kiki's group shrugged in agreement and then let Wes, Meowth, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Liquidator free them while they did what Quackerjack and James suggested and everything went crossfaded to black with images of food slowly appearing)
Wes: (Voice-over) Can you picture…. Burgers?
Popple: (Voice-over) The juicy kind?
Kiki and Jiji: (Voice-over, dreamily) Yes.... (Yeah….)
Liquidator: (Voice-over) And different kinds of dessert?
Satsuki, Mushu, and Sora's group: (Voice-over, dreamily) Yeah….
Megavolt: (Voice-over) And not to mention, potato chips?
Zelda, Elise, and Link's groups: (Voice-over, dreamily) Yes.... (Yeah....)
Tombo: (Voice-over) Despite that they sometimes make you fart….
Kairi: (Voice-over) That is true.
(They giggled a bit at Tombo’s comment)
Liquidator: (Voice-over) So true.
(Back in reality as we crossfade back to it, noticing they’re almost free, Yuffie, Popple, and Wes then asked another question)
Wes: And one more question.
Popple: One more food.
Yuffie: Can you envision pizza?
(Kiki's group sighed dreamily)
Kiki’s group: (Dreamily) Yeah…. (Yes....)
(A short pause, then Kiki's group fell to the ground, freed. Then they opened their eyes, rubbing themselves while Pinocchio and Link put their hats back on)
Kiki’s group: Ow….
Yuffie, Popple, and Wes: Good!
Fearsome Four: Yes, good!
Wes: Well, no thank yous are necessary.
Popple: Just doing what we can do to help ya.
Megavolt: It was good talking to you.
Liquidator: So long, travelers.
Bushroot: Bye!
Quackerjack: See you later, alligator!
Yuffie and Team Rocket: And a while, crocodile!
(Then they leave as Kiki's group watched silently in confusion. After they were gone, Kiki's group shrugged and took a seat by a log)
Kiki: Shall we rest?
Kiki’s group except Kiki: Sure.
(Link reached into his backpack to get something)
Link: I’m getting a sandwich.
(Suddenly remembering something, Kanta spoke up)
Kanta: Wait a minute! I forgot the Sapphire Hat.
(He goes to the spot where he dropped it and then he noticed the Sapphire Hat is missing)
Kanta: Hey! The Sapphire Hat’s gone!
Kiki’s group except Kanta: (Confused) Gone?
Mei: How could it…?
(She suddenly noticed her Topaz Bracelet is gone)
Mei: Hey, my Topaz Bracelet is also gone!
(Kiki, Tombo, and Satsuki suddenly noticed poorly made clogs on Kiki's feet instead of the Ruby Slippers and their light blue socks, and also that the Diamond Necklace and Amethyst Gauntlets are gone as well)
Kiki: My Ruby Slippers are gone, too!
Satsuki: My Diamond Necklace!
Tombo: And my Amethyst Gauntlets!
Zelda and Elise: (Noticing their missing amulets) Even our amulets are gone!
(Link's group looked into their own backpacks and got shocked)
Link's group: Uh-oh.
Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Zelda, and Elise: What?
Jiji: What’s wrong now?
Yuki and Dream Eater pets: Something bad?
Aryll: Worse.
Link and Christopher: The princesses' tiara and necklace are gone, too, guys!
Mushu: I bet this had something to do with the trap we fell for.
(Realizing upon hearing him say that, Kiki and Satsuki, out of the group, got angry first)
Satsuki: I bet those animals and people had something to do with this!
Kiki: (Agreeing angrily) Yeah!
Aryll: Now, now. I’m sure there’s an innocent explanation. Maybe they…?
(They suddenly see the nine stolen items being carried by the running and bit of snickering Yuffie's group in the distance)
Quackerjack: (Snickering a bit) Playtime's over!
Wes: (Snickering a bit) There's a sucker born every minute!
(Realizing the ten stole them with that trap and “Chat,” Kiki's group got shocked and then angry)
Mushu: Ingrate thieves!
Kanta: Get them!
(They rush after them. Yuffie's group was running when they see Kiki’s group charging at them, all livid)
Bushroot: (Screams a bit) Angry patrons!
Liquidator: Realizing our false advertisement!
Wes: Not good!
Yuffie: Move it or lose it!
Popple: You heard her!
Wes: Come on!
(They rush ahead. Kiki's group took a shortcut leading to where Yuffie's group might charge toward. Pinocchio, quickly thinking, suddenly brightened up)
Pinocchio: I got an idea!
(Yuffie's group continued their run)
Wes: I think we're in the clear, palsies!
(Then they reached the same spot Kiki’s group was at just now and then like Kiki's group before, they got caught in the same trap as well, dropping the Ruby Slippers, Amethyst Gauntlets, Diamond Necklace, Topaz Bracelet, Sapphire Hat, amulets, tiara, and necklace onto the ground)
Popple: (Mocking Wes) I think we're in the clear, palsies!
Megavolt: (To Wes, nonchalantly agreeing with Popple) You had to jinx us, didn't you?
(Wes chuckled sheepishly a bit. Then Kiki's group came out, livid at Yuffie's group for deceiving them. Taking back their items, Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise put their respective items back on while Link's group stuffed the tiara and necklace in their own backpacks and Kiki discarded the clogs)
Kiki: (Putting her Ruby Slippers on, which also makes the light blue socks appear, angrily) Well, well, well.
Satsuki: (Angrily agreeing, finishing putting her Diamond Necklace on) It seems someone else instead of a hunter caught you like us!
(Yuffie's group tried to play dumb)
Yuffie: What are you talking about?
Quackerjack: All we did was free you and chat.
Jessie: Yeah.
Wes: Is that a crime?
Megavolt: But I thought….
(Quackerjack elbows him, making him change his answer)
Megavolt: We didn’t steal them.
Liquidator: Honest.
Bushroot: Let us down.
Wes: Please?
James: He did say "Please."
Zelda: (Crossing her arms angrily) Why should we let you down after what you did to us?!
Satsuki and Mei: Yeah?!
Yuki: Don’t play dumb!
Aqua: Because that makes you liars and cowards!
(A short pause. Then Yuffie's group felt guilty)
Yuffie and Popple: Okay.
Wes and Meowth: You win.
Bushroot: We’re sorry.
Megavolt: Now let us down.
Liquidator: We won’t ever do it again.
Jessie, James, and Quackerjack: Promise.
(Kanta suddenly sensed something and got angry)
Kanta: That is the biggest lie I ever known!
(Yuffie's group got confused while Kiki’s group got surprised)
Kiki: How did you guess they’re lying?
Jiji: Did you guess?
Kanta: No. For some reason, the Sapphire Hat is helping me read their minds.
(Both groups got surprised while Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, and Mei looked at their items. Yuffie's group got secretly nervous upon hearing what Kanta said and tried to make an excuse)
Popple: Aw, boo! Boo, I say!
Yuffie: What does that hat know, anyway?
Kanta: More than you ten.
Jiji: Now confess!
Satsuki and Yuki: Why did you take our stuff?
Popple and Wes: Not saying a word.
Megavolt: Zip!
Yuffie and Jessie: (Sarcastically) Really mature.
(Kanta looked at Kiki's group and then touched Yuffie’s forehead)
Yuffie: (Surprised) Hey! What’re you…?!
(Kanta suddenly read her mind)
Kanta: You’re con artists.
(Yuffie's group got nervous a little bit)
Kanta: You did it for money, to open a combined diner and shop of your own.
(After removing his hand off of Yuffie’s forehead, Yuffie's group chuckled nervously a bit)
Wes: No hard feelings, right?
Yuffie: Can't you take a joke?
Popple: Wasn't it funny, huh?
(Kiki's group glared flatly at them. Then Yuffie's group glared in annoyance)
Yuffie: Oh, okay!
Meowth: Fine!
Wes: You got us!
Popple: Busted!
Megavolt: We are con artists wanting a diner!
Quackerjack: And a shop.
Kanta: Thank you for being honest, for once.
Yuffie and Popple: For once?
Megavolt: For once?!
(Yuffie, Popple, and Megavolt turned to their group)
Yuffie: Guys, did you…?!
(They suddenly noticed Liquidator and Meowth are gone, for their ropes are untied. Both groups got confused suddenly, when Megavolt, Wes, and James noticed Liquidator and Meowth, having freed themselves already, untying their friends’ feet)
Megavolt, Wes, and James: Hey, Liquidator!
Liquidator: Almost got it….
Meowth: Meowth, too....
(Then Yuffie, Popple, Wes, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot, Jessie, and James collapsed onto the ground with Liquidator and Meowth, freed. The ten got up, smiling smugly)
Yuffie: Now, what were you saying again?
Wes: Something about honesty?
Popple: And coming clean?
(Quackerjack went up to Kiki’s feet and pushed her down)
Quackerjack: It's playtime!
(Just when he grabbed at the Ruby Slippers, Kiki got angry)
Kiki: Don’t touch them!
(She kicks him, but to her and both groups’ shock, her kick was really powerful that it sent Quackerjack right onto Megavolt and onto the ground)
Megavolt: (Flatly) Ouch.
(Then they both recovered)
Quackerjack: (To Megavolt) Good catch, Sparky.
Megavolt: (Angrily) Don't call me "Sparky!"
(Surprise turning to realization slowly, Kiki got lost in thought)
Kiki: (Thinking) Their magic is very powerful, and gives protection….
(She winks at Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, and Kanta with a smug smile, who get it with smug smiles)
Satsuki and Mei: I get it….
Zelda: Maybe my sister and I have powers.
Elise: (Agreeing) Yeah....
Mushu: Since you both, as well as Kiki, also have magic.
Fievel: (Gesturing to Yuffie's group) Then care to impress them?
(Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise nod and after Kiki kicks a boulder nearby and then perfectly destroyed some of its pieces with her blasts since she is already a witch, Satsuki and Kanta levitating the pieces of the boulder, Satsuki and Tombo punching a small tree nearby after Tombo used his new strength to pick the small tree up, and Satsuki and Kanta then shielding themselves from the debris, Zelda and Elise tried to fire their energy balls at the debris, but they just came out as two tiny balls that disintegrated, much to Kiki's group’s shock and Yuffie's group's surprise. Then the debris collapsed on the ground by Satsuki and Kanta dropping them)
Kiki and Satsuki: Uh….
Elise: (Realizing nervously with Zelda) Oops. We forgot to mention.
Zelda: Neither of us don’t know how to fight with magic.
Elise: Yeah.
Kiki’s group except Mushu: (Shocked) What?!
(Yuffie's group snickered a bit at this)
Megavolt: (Snickering a bit) Don't know magic....
Yuffie: (Snickering a bit) And don't know how to fight with them....
Jessie: (Snickering a bit) I'll say....
(Kiki's group turned to Zelda and Elise hopefully)
Tiger: Okay, then fly!
(Zelda and Elise then concentrated on their own broomsticks, but they wouldn’t budge. They slapped them, only to send the two flying into a tree’s canopy, much to the discomfort of Kiki’s group and Yuffie's group’s bit of mocking laughter. Recovering, Zelda and Elise got angry)
Zelda: I know we did it before!
Quackerjack: (Sneeringly) And we happen to know how witches fly on broomsticks.
Wes: (Sneeringly) That's right.
Popple: (Sneeringly) Makes ya more like amateurs, see?
Liquidator: (Chuckling sneeringly a bit) And seeing a bunch of misfits like you guys messing up their magic and flying skills, that’s a hoot!
Wes and James: (Chuckling a bit) Indeed!
(Yuffie's group laughed at them a bit again. Kiki's group glared at them and Zelda and Elise tried again)
Elise: We’ll prove you jerks wrong really good!
Zelda: We may have flown on a broomstick in enclosed spaces, but we can fly!
Elise: No shame in that!
Zelda and Elise: We'll show you!
(They suddenly zipped out of the tree on their broomsticks and crashed right into a pond, making Yuffie's group laugh at them a bit again)
Yuffie: (Laughing sneeringly a bit) That was priceless!
Popple: (Laughing a bit) The looks on your faces!
Quackerjack: (Laughing a bit) You call that flying?
Wes: (Laughing a bit) It’s more like falling, with style!
Meowth: (Laughing a bit) I wonder if can handle water?
(They laughed a bit some more until they composed themselves. Kiki’s group helped Zelda and Elise out of the pond and after Zelda and Elise magically dried themselves off, they began to ponder)
Kiki: We had no idea we had magic of our own besides my usual magic since I am, after all, a witch.
Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise: Yeah.
(Kiki’s group then turned to Yuffie's group in calm snobbishness and spoke up)
Satsuki: Well, since you know magic and flying....
Yuki and Jiji: Allegedly….
Wes: We do know.
Megavolt: We just ain’t helping you.
Popple: So there.
Kanta: I sense they’re right from their minds, unfortunately.
Satsuki and Mei: Fine.
Kiki: If you won’t teach us, we’ll teach ourselves, since, like I just said, I am a witch.
(A short pause, then Yuffie's group laughed at them a bit again, much to Kiki's group’s chagrin)
Jiminy: What’s so funny?!
B.E.N.: We can do it!
Christopher: We'll just keep trying and trying until we get it right!
Yuki and Sora's group: That's right!
(After laughing a bit, Yuffie, Popple, and Wes asked their group)
Popple: Did you ever see a misfit fly?
Yuffie and Wes: Yeah, did ya?
Jessie and Liquidator: Well, I’ve seen a horsefly.
James, Quackerjack, and Bushroot: I’ve seen a dragonfly.
Meowth and Megavolt: (Laughing a bit) I’ve seen a housefly.
(They laughed a little)
Popple: Well, Yuffie, Wes, and I’ve seen it all, too.
(He, Yuffie, and Wes then begin singing)
Popple: I’ve seen a peanut stand
Yuffie: Heard a rubber band
Wes: I’ve seen a needle
That winked its eye
Yuffie, Popple, and Wes: But I have seen about everything
When I see a misfit fly
Bushroot and James: (Playfully) What’d you say, you three?
Yuffie, Popple, and Wes: We said when I see a misfit fly.
(Wes and Popple put their own arms around Kiki and Satsuki respectively, much to the two girls' annoyance, and then the two girls pushed their arms away, but Popple and Wes didn't care)
Popple: I’ve seen a front porch swing
Wes: Heard a diamond ring
Yuffie: I’ve seen a polka-dot
Railroad tie
Yuffie, Popple, and Wes: But I have seen about everything
When I see a misfit fly
(Quackerjack then scatted a bit with his anthro banana creature doll named Mr. Banana Brain)
Megavolt: I saw a clothes horse
Rear up and buck
Meowth: And then they tell me
That a man made a vegetable truck
Bushroot: I didn’t see that
I only heard
James: But just to be sociable
I’ll take your word
Jessie and Megavolt: I heard a fireside chat
Liquidator: I saw a baseball bat
Quackerjack: And I just laughed
Until I thought I’d die
(Yuffie and Popple then grabbed Zelda and Elise's respective faces by their cheeks teasingly, much to the two girls' annoyance, and Zelda and Elise freed themselves)
Yuffie, Popple, and Wes: But I have seen about everything
When I see a misfit fly
(Quackerjack then scatted a bit some more with his Mr. Banana Brain doll)
Yuffie's group: But I have seen about everything
When I see a misfit flyyyyyyy
Liquidator: With the wind
(Kiki and Satsuki slowly got agitated and angry, their anger reaching a boiling point)
Yuffie's group: When I see a misfit fly
(They then ended their song with a bit of mocking laughter, agitating Kiki's group even more. Finally snapping, Kiki and Satsuki stormed up to them a bit and screamed at them while Kiki's group watched in silence and surprise as Kiki and Satsuki went up to them to tell them off)
Kiki: STOP IT!!!!
Satsuki: THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!
(Yuffie's group composed themselves and stopped laughing a bit upon hearing their shout)
Yuffie: Well, well, well.
Wes: Looks like two wittle girls want to lecture us.
Megavolt: Yeah. Lecture us.
(He chuckles a little)
Popple: This'll be a laugh.
Quackerjack: Go ahead, wittle girls.
Wes: Preach us.
Popple: Get preachy to us.
Kiki and Satsuki: Gladly.
(Kiki then spoke up in anger)
Kiki: You ten ought to be ashamed of yourselves! A group of hypocritical misfits like you, picking on travelers like them without even realizing their sad background that might be similar to yours!
(Yuffie's group’s smirks suddenly slowly turned to confusion and they stayed silent and listened after looking at each other in confusion)
Satsuki: Imagine what it’s like to be torn away from your families when you were little! And having no love towards you, you con people, making you think it’s a cry for help, and it’s not!
Kiki: Especially with nobody to kiss you, love you, and hug you like that!
(Yuffie's group’s confusion slowly turned to silent interest and continued to listen)
Kiki: How would you like it if someone conned you and are alone? In this weird, yet beautiful world different from your own or stuck up in a tower?
Satsuki: And why do we ask you?! Why?!
(She and Kiki pointed at their group, who looked on in surprise, despite agreeing with the two)
Satsuki: Just because we’re misfits and amateurs on magic, flying, and having dreams of our own, such as wanting a brain, a heart, or courage, doesn’t mean we can be laughing stocks for trying!
(Kiki then points at Zelda and Elise, who are looking calmly surprised, despite agreeing with her and Satsuki)
Kiki: And these two poor girls have been stuck in a tower they lived in for fourteen years, never allowed to go outside by their mother and three aunts! And they wanted to see floating lanterns on their shared birthdays tomorrow in Emerald City!
(Yuffie's group slowly became sad and for the first time ever, guilty. Even a saddened Yuffie, saddened Popple, and saddened James started to shed tears of sadness and guilt with their own arms crossed to comfort themselves and Wes, also shedding tears of sadness and guilt, pulled his yellow handkerchief out of his suit pocket to wipe them away a bit to also comfort himself while the four were leaning against a tree)
Kiki: And to top it all off, their mother and aunts even tried to scare them into staying in the tower by telling them the outside world is evil and dangerous!
(On “Evil and dangerous,” Jessie and Quackerjack sadly and guiltily winced at those hurtful words)
Kiki: And now we’re trying to help each other accomplish our dreams!
Satsuki: And what do you do?! Pick on us, steal from us blindly, and treat us like dirt!
(Noticing Yuffie's group’s saddened and guilty looks as they shed tears and comfort each other, with Wes continuing to use his handkerchief to wipe his tears away, Kiki and Satsuki remained angry, thinking they’re faking it)
Kiki: Oh, but what’s the use of talking to a bunch of cold-hearted con artists like you?
Satsuki: You’re faking. You know what? Go ahead. Pick on us! Steal from us! Laugh at us! Go ahead! Don’t help us learn magic and flying!
Kiki and Satsuki: We don’t care!
(Kiki and Satsuki scoffed and went back to their group, who looked calm, surprised, and happy)
Zelda and Elise: (In calm happiness) Thanks, Kiki and Satsuki.
B.E.N.: (In calm surprise) Wow! Kiki and Satsuki, you actually stood your ground.
Kanta: (In calm surprise) Just like Tombo and I've been trying to teach you both.
Satsuki: Kiki and I learned from the best boyfriends.
Kiki: Yep. Anyway, shall we?
(They start to walk away back towards the Yellow Brick Road. After wiping their tears away, Yuffie's group’s sadness and guilt turned to calm, yet sad, apologetic looks after wiping their tears away and looking at each other, wishing they could do something to make up for their cruelty, and then Yuffie and Popple called out to them, but in a nice, apologetic way)
Popple: Hey!
Yuffie: Wait a minute!
(Kiki's group stopped in confusion)
Yuffie: Don’t go!
Popple: Wait!
(They run up to Kiki, Satsuki, Zelda, and Elise with sad apologetic looks)
Yuffie: We’re very sorry.
Popple: We had no idea these two gals and you guys had it rough, see?
(Kiki, Satsuki, Zelda, and Elise just glared and tried to walk away)
Kiki: Please!
Satsuki: You’ve done enough!
Zelda: Fake flattery won’t get you anywhere!
Elise: So, go away!
Jiji: (Piping in in agreement) Like they said.
(But Yuffie and Popple stopped them, Jiji, and Kiki's group)
Yuffie: But we mean it this time!
Popple: Seen the light.
(They turned to their group for support with smiles)
Yuffie and Popple: Right, guys?
(Wes, Team Rocket, and the Fearsome Four ran up to them with smiles as they agreed and apologized while Wes puts his handkerchief away)
Wes: Well, your two witch palsies here may be witchlings.
Popple: Which are witches-in-training, but like you guys said, just keep on trying until you get it right.
Yuffie: Exactly.
Meowth: Yep.
Bushroot: And we’ll help you out.
Megavolt: For real this time.
Wes: We mean it.
Jessie: So, give us a chance.
Quackerjack: (Excitedly) Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! (Pulls out his Mr. Banana Brain doll and speaks through him) That's a fact, jack.
Liquidator: Honest to the Almighty.
Wes: Promise.
James: Please?
(Yuffie and Popple then turned to Kanta while Quackerjack puts his Mr. Banana Brain doll away)
Yuffie: Go ahead and read our minds.
Popple: We’re being honest.
(Kanta sighed in defeat and placed his hand on Yuffie's forehead and after a short pause, he smiled)
Kanta: Wow, you’re all telling the truth.
(Surprised, Kiki’s group got impressed as Kanta removed his hand from Yuffie’s forehead)
Kiki’s group except Kanta: Wow….
Wes: So, what do ya say?
Yuffie: Let us teach you.
Popple: Come on.
Wes: We promise we won’t let you down.
(The three winked at them. Thinking it over, now that they know that Yuffie's group is now honest and apologetic, Kiki’s group gave in with smiles)
Zelda: Okay.
Elise: Teach away.
(Later, Kiki, Tombo, Satsuki, Mei, Kanta, Zelda, and Elise practiced their magic skills for battle against a bunch of dummies and animatronic dummies Link's group and Pinocchio built with Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack's help, and they are now doing a good job. After they finished, Yuffie's group became impressed and proud)
Liquidator: Excellent!
Yuffie: That was impressive!
Jessie: My sentiments exactly, Yuffie!
Quackerjack: Good job, guys!
(Then later, Zelda and Elise perched on their broomsticks and concentrated hard the right way under both Link and Yuffie's groups’ supervision)
Link's group: You’re doing good, Zelda and Elise!
Yuffie: Now let the wind blow away from you!
Wes: Think flying!
Popple: Think, think!
(Zelda and Elise concentrated even more, taking the encouragements in, and then a gust of wind flew off of them and they flew in the air the right way, much to their and the two groups’ happiness)
Mei and Yuki: You did it!
Mushu: (While Cri-Kee chirps happily a bit in agreement, as if cheering a bit) You’re flying right!
Satsuki and Kanta: That’s using your magic!
Zelda and Elise: We did it!
(The two flew around in the air some more, as the two groups laughed a bit together in happiness. Then Zelda and Elise landed on the ground next to the groups and got happy)
Elise: We got it now!
Satsuki: (Punching her fist in her palm) Any enemies come at us, we’ll show them!
Kiki and Yuffie’s groups: Yeah!
(They then sang together)
Kiki and Yuffie's groups: But I have seen about everything
When I see a misfit flyyyyyy
Liquidator: With the wind
Kiki and Yuffie's groups: When I see a misfit fly
(They laughed merrily a bit after the song ended. After composing themselves, Kiki’s group turned to Yuffie's group gratefully)
Kiki’s group: Thank you so much!
Yuffie's group: (Bashfully) Eh, don’t mention it.
Elise: So we were thinking this over….
(Yuffie's group got confused)
Yuffie and Popple: Yeah, what?
Wes and James: What's that?
Zelda: You wanted to run a diner and shop, right?
Yuffie's group: (Nods) Yes?
Tombo: Why not come with us and ask the Wizard of Oz for help?
Yuki: We're sure he can help.
Jiji: You wanna?
(Surprised, Yuffie's group thought it over and got concerned)
Bushroot: But we’re con artists.
Yuffie: We agree with Bushroot.
Popple: Ditto on that.
Quackerjack: We conned a guard with a fake Inca Guard spear for money before.
Wes: Not to mention conned the....
(Then he stops himself when Popple elbows him nervously, and then corrects himself)
Wes: Tough men.
Popple: Big tough macho men.
Yuffie: And those didn't end well.
(Thinking it over, Kiki’s group nods at each other and Kiki insisted with a promise)
Kiki: Then we’ll help you apologize to anyone you conned, since you guys now see the light.
(Impressed by Kiki’s offer, Yuffie's group thought it over again, and gave in happily)
Yuffie and Popple: Okay!
Wes: That's fine with us, palsies!
Megavolt: Thanks.
Bushroot: Yes.
Quackerjack: We apologize and get forgiven.
Liquidator: But never forget, despite the apologies we’ll send with your help.
Team Rocket: Yep!
Wes: (Realizing something, chuckling sheepishly a bit) Oh, wait, I forgot! I shouldn't have called y....
Jiji: Actually....
(Wes listened)
Jiji: Since we're now officially friends, you can call us "Palsies" if you like.
Kiki's group except Jiji: (Nods in agreement) Yeah. (Yes.)
(Glad to hear that, Wes agreed)
Wes: (Happily) Granted.... (Winks at them) Palsies.
(Kiki’s group then welcomed Yuffie's group into their group)
Kiki’s group: Okay. Then to Oz?
Yuffie's group: To Oz!
(They then sang as they marched down the Yellow Brick Road)
Kiki’s group: We’re off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
We’ll find he is a whiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one
Because, because, because, because
Because, because
Because of the wonderful things
He does
We’re off to see the Wizard
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
(They then continued their trek)
Coming up: Kiki’s group come upon a trench they must cross to reach the other side, despite a certain giant crab monster living in it. Suddenly, Yuffie, Wes, Meowth, Megavolt, and Quackerjack lose something precious to the five of them in the form of Yuffie, Wes, Meowth, and Megavolt's charms and Quackerjack's Mr. Banana Brain doll within the said trench and confessed their sad past about it to the others. Then they cheer the five up and venture through the trench, avoiding obstacles and monsters along the way. And after getting lost, as well as Zelda and Link getting accidentally entangled in some seaweed, a certain Cajun firefly comes to their aid, frees Zelda and Link out of the seaweed entanglement, and agrees to join Kiki's group as soon as he guides them to the said crab monster's lair first for Yuffie, Wes, Meowth, Megavolt, and Quackerjack's items, and then the other side of the trench back into the forest to Emerald City's direction.
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Category:The Wizard of Oz Parodies
Category:Ozma
Category:Disney Princess Fanmakes
Category:Disney Princess Parodies