星界ちゃんと可不ちゃんのおつかい合騒曲 (SEKAI-chan to KAFU-chan no Otsukai Gassoukyoku)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Singer	SEKAI	KAFU	Tohoku Kiritan
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!Literally translated, せかさんといて (sekasantoite) should be something like “Don’t rush me,” but I tweaked it a little to imitate the wordplay—you see, SEKAI singing “SEKAsantoite.” It might also be the case that it was meant to refer to , a rhythm game featuring many VOCALOID songs, for which Minami no Minami applied carrying this very song—and alas, they actually adopted it! The same goes for せかせかせんと (sekaseka sen to), literally “We have to make haste.”
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかせんといて 	sekaseka sentoite 	Hold on a SEK-ond, will you?
 	 	
今日は17時過ぎから 	kyou wa juushichi-ji sugi kara 	There’s a 90% percent
降水確率が90% 	kousuikakuritsu ga kyuujup-paa 	Of rain after 5 PM today.
まぁ、晩御飯は 	maa, bangohan wa 	Welp, guess we’ll make do
ありもので済ませましょうか 	arimono de sumasemashou ka 	With the leftover for dinner, huh.
 	 	
オイラ夜はカレーうどんな気分なのだ 	oira yoru wa karee udon na kibun nanoda 	I wanna have curry udon tonight!
具材もないし今度じゃダメかな？ 	guzai mo nai shi kondo ja dame kana? 	Er, but we have no ingredients for that. Gimme a rain check, okay?
ダメだYO!! ダメかぁ 	dame da YO!! dame kaa 	Of course NOT!! Of course not…
そしたらそしたらジャンケンで決めようYO!!! YO!!! 	soshitara soshitara janken de kimeyou YO!!! YO!!!	In that case, I tell you what: decide with rock-paper-scissors, YO!!! YO!!!
 	 	
おつかいジャンケン 	otsukai janken 	Errand-rock, paper, scissors,Based on an up-to-date (as of 2022) meme featuring Shanks from One Piece—he appeared in a morning news program, did rock-paper-scissors with viewers, and spew out some “cool” lines (and the newscaster giving short shrift to him in the end, like “Thank you very much, Shanks. Anyway—”), all of which were so surreal that it went extremely viral amongst Japanese netizens. You can watch the footage here.
ジャンケンポン! 	janken pon! 	One, two, three!
おれはパーを出したぞ 	ore wa paa o dashita zo 	I did paper, kids!
負けました 	makemashita 	I lost…
勝っても負けてもまぁ 	katte mo makete mo maa 	Whether you win or lose, well,
楽しかったらいいじゃないか 	tanoshikattara ii ja nai ka 	As long as it’s fun, it’s fine, don’t you think?
 	 	
可不ちゃん、ありがとうございました 	kafu chan, arigatou gozaimashita 	Thank you, KAFU-chan. Now, we’re turning to…
 	 	
ではではではではではでは 	dewa dewa dewa dewa dewa dewa 	Now, now, now, now, now, now…
Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!! 	 	
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
小雨降ってるけど知らんがな 	kosame futteru kedo shiran gana 	It’s starting to drizzle? Like I care!
走りゃどうにかなるやろがい！ 	hashirya dounika naru yarogai! 	Just run, and we’re gonna be alright, yes?!
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
びしゃりびしゃりとぬれてぬれて 	bishari bishari to nurete nurete 	Splish-splash, we’re drenched to the skin.
おねがいだからせかせかせんといて 	onegai dakara sekaseka sentoite 	For crying out loud, hold on a SEK-ond, will you?
 	 	
あ！ 	a! 	Shoot!
洗濯物外ほしっぱなしだ 	sentakumono soto hoshippanashi da 	I forgot to take the laundry in!
忘れてた 	wasureteta 	Goodness gracious meeeee!
だばだ 	dabada 	Presto,
早く帰らないと！ 	hayaku kaeranai to! 	We’ve got to hurry home,
明日の着がえがなくなっちゃうよ！ 	ashita no kigae ga naku nacchau yo! 	Or we’ll have nothing to wear tomorrow!
 	 	
せかせかせんと 	sekaseka sen to 	Can’t waste a SEK-ond!
せかせかせんと 	sekaseka sen to 	Can’t waste a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかしないと 	sekaseka shinai to 	We really can’t waste a SEK-ond!
 	 	
振り向きもせず早歩き 	furimuki mo sezu hayaaruki 	You’re walking so fast without a backward glance.
あなたの背中が遠すぎて 	anata no senaka ga toosugite 	I’m trying to follow you, but you’re too far away…
 	 	
せかせかせんと 	sekaseka sen to 	Can’t waste a SEK-ond!
せかせかせんと 	sekaseka sen to 	Can’t waste a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかしないと 	sekaseka shinai to 	We really can’t waste a SEK-ond!
 	 	
こんな具材だけで大丈夫か 	konna guzai dake de daijoubu ka 	You sure that’s enough food?Reference to a famous El Shaddai meme.
大丈夫だ問題ない。 	daijoubu da mondai nai. 	No problem. Everything’s fine.
 	 	
やっぱり気づいたの　買い忘れた 	yappari kizuita no kaiwasureta 	I realized, sure enough—we forgot to buy
カレー固形タイプ 	karee kokei taipu 	The curry roux, solid type.
どうしてどうしては繰り返す 	doushite doushite wa kurikasu 	Why is it, oh, why is it that I repeat the same thing?
急がば回れ 	isogaba maware 	We’re totally going a long way round, huh?Literally “If you’re in a hurry, take a roundabout way,” indicating that doing something in haste is very likely to make your plan backfire—similar to the well-known English proverb, “Haste makes waste.” In this case, however, I chose not to adopt the existing saying but to translate it more word-for-word, mostly because the girl in the MV was spinning around.
明日の天気は晴れだからね 	ashita no tenki wa hare dakara ne 	I heard it will be sunny tomorrow,
今日はひとまず 	kyou wa hitomazu 	So um, for today,
ナポリタンなら作れるから 	naporitan nara tsukureru kara 	I can make you some , okay?
我慢してね 	gaman shite ne 	Just be patient, will you?
 	 	
ナポリタンなんかねぇYO!!! うるせぇYO!!! 	naporitan nanka nee YO!!! urusee YO!!! 	There’s no spaghetti, YO!!! Shut the hell up, YO!!!This one also comes from a 2021-22 meme in which , ripped unlike the actual him, is made to sing a parody song of Yowamushi Mont Blanc for some reason, like this.
黙れYO!!! ナポリタンなんかねぇYO!!! 	damare YO!!! naporitan nanka nee YO!!! 	Beat it, YO!!! There’s no spaghetti, YO!!!
カレーうどんこそが正義 	karee udon koso ga seigi 	Only curry udon rules!!!
ナポリタンなんかねぇYO!!! 	naporitan nanka nee YO!!! 	There’s definitely no spaghetti, YO!!!
正しいのは私 	tadashii no wa watashi 	I’m in the right, don’t @ me.
 	 	
おつかいジャンケン 	otsukai janken 	Errand-rock, paper, scissors—
俺の勝ち! 	ore no kachi! 	I win!A meme from 2019-20 (yet still breathing). This comes from ’s sweepstakes held in Twitter; , a Japanese soccer manager/player, does rock-paper-scissors with you (he’ll give you a bottle of Pepsi if you win), and 99% wins because he makes his move later than you, and provokes you saying something like, “Consider why you lost by tomorrow, then you’ll be able to see something.”
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
我慢ばっかでいつの間にやら 	gaman bakka de itsu no ma ni yara 	Put up with everything, and before you’re aware,
ヨボヨボだなんて嫌なのじゃ！ 	yoboyobo da nante iya nano ja! 	You find yourself decrepit? That’s not happening!
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
引き時だって大事大事 	hikidoki datte daiji daiji 	Sometimes you have to be a good loser. You surely do.
たまにはゆっくりしていってね！ 	tama niwa yukkuri shite itte ne! 	Once in a while, take it easy!Refers to Yukkuri shite itte ne!!!, a very common meme among the fandom. In 2022 there was a big drama over this; a random disinterested person suddenly trademarked the meme and asserted it to be his, saying that those who wanted to use the meme had to pay him 100,000 JPY per year. Fortunately, he ended up rescinding the trademark after ZUN (founder of Touhou) and DWANGO (company running Niconico) made their moves along with some veteran lawyers, and now he lives in obscurity.
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
限りある命の中で 	kagiri aru inochi no naka de 	When your time is limited,
諦めてばっかは嫌なのだ 	akiramete bakka wa iya nanoda 	How could you give up things so easily?!
 	 	
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
急かさんといて 	sekasantoite 	Gimme a SEK-ond!
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
急かさんといてよ 	sekasantoite yo 	Just gimme a SEK-ond, please!
 	 	
ぐしょりぐしょりと濡れて濡れて 	gushori gushori to nurete nurete 	Sopping and soaking, we’re drenched to the skin.
 	 	
お願いだから 	onegai dakara 	For crying out loud,
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかせかせか 	sekaseka sekaseka 	SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a, SEK-a,
せかせかせんといて 	sekaseka sentoite 	Hold on a SEK-ond, will you?
 	 	
打ち上げは牧のうどんな 	uchiage wa maki no udon na 	We’re going to Maki no Udon after this.Apparently, Maki no Udon is a popular udon chain restaurant. Also, this situation (one of the singers suggests going to a wrap-up party, and the other agrees) is a reference to Carlos Hakamada’s songs.
妙案ですね 	myouan desu ne 	That’s a good idea.
おい急にどうした 	oi kyuu ni dou shita 	Oi, what’s come over you?
いや、かふちゃんだけ暴れすぎだな～と思って 	iya, kafu-chan dake abaresugi da naa to omotte 	Oh it’s nothing, I just thought I should get wild like you...
張り合わんでええねん 	hariawande ee nen 	Okay, but we don’t have to compete.
==Translation Notes==
This song’s full of Internet memes; I tried to explain some, but obviously there are many I failed to catch (or maybe, I did catch, but didn’t know how to explain). Maybe the Nicopedia article for this song will help you out.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*みなみのいずむ-20212022- (Minami no-ism -20212022-) (album)
*セカセカイズム (Sekasekaism) (album)
==External Links==
*Dropbox - Instrumental and lyrics
*NexTone - Streaming
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
*Project SEKAI Wiki
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