Byeah

Homo Byeahapiens, commonly known as byeahs, are a humanoid species, distantly related to the modern human. They are a race of compact, bearded men and women who are naturally overweight. The majority of byeahs speak Byeahese, which consists of saying "byeah" and adding "byeah" before English words (i.e. Byeahababadoo). They have naturally deep voices, and a tendency to grow an abundance of facial hair. 
The majority of female byeahs are too overweight to use natural transportation, so they instead use sci-fi wheel chairs like Wall-E or something. Males, on the other hand, usually have stubby legs and use motorcycles to transport. 
==Culture==
Byeah culture is remisicent to stereotypical America, such as enjoying fatty foods (to fuel their chakbyeahra) and biking and shit. Byeah societies usually have a King Byeah, who hosts monthly Meetings of the Byeahs. The king says the names of various things, in which other byeahs say "byeah" in agreement to the topic the king mentions. This is to make sure every byeah is happy with their current life style. (i.e. "cheeseburgers" "byeah" "bah fightin" "byeah" "furry femboys" "how bout byeah")
While some xenophobia owards the byeahs exist, they are often considered an amazing and fantastic species by yumans. Byeahs often integrate into human society and become professional wrestlers, singers, bartenders, and McDonald's janitors. 
Some byeahs are hillbillies who live up in the mountains and brutally slaughter entire families of beavers. The most popular example of these byeahs are the Robertsons, from Duck Dynasty, and their son John Luke, who is secretly the Spider-Man from Robertson Prime. 
==Trivia ==
*Originated from a Jerma985 video. 
*Byeah. 
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