Lawson Hits Rodgers in His Head with a Rocket and Gets Grounded

(inspired by N Gin's missile incident)
At the village, Lawson was upset about Rodgers. 
Lawson: Man! I can't believe Rodgers pepper sprayed Gelman. First of all, Jack and Rodgers are too gay! Second of all, poor Gelman's upset and his dad disrespected his sadness. That Rodgers has gone too far! What shall I do? 
Lawson thought of something.
Lawson: I know! I'm going to hit Rodgers in the head with a rocket! Hahahahahahaha! But first, I need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the missile launcher! 
Lawson went off to the junkyard, and then he arrived at the junkyard. Later, Lawson entered the junkyard and he was looking at the junk. Then he saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 
Lawson: Huh?
Then Lawson read the sign on the box.
Lawson: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is my lucky day! This is exactly what I need! I'll take it! 
Lawson picked up a box and he was ready to construct a missile launcher. 
Lawson began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Lawson had constructed a missile launcher! 
Lawson: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the missile launcher almost instantly! 
Lawson picked up the missile launcher, and he left the junkyard. 
Lawson: Now to find Rodgers! 
Then Lawson went off to find Rodgers. Then he saw Rodgers walking along, and Rodgers was feeding birds. 
Lawson used the missile launcher and he targeted Rodgers' head. 
Lawson: Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit Rodgers in the head in 3, 2, 1! Blast off! 
Lawson launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control and it struck Rodgers in the head. Rodgers started screaming.
Rodgers: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Rodgers collapsed to the ground, and he was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor. 
Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it! That's what he gets for pepper spraying Gelman!
Just then, the policeman and Jack came, much to Lawson's horror, and he was very angry.
Policeman: Lawson, how dare you hit Rodgers in the head with a rocket!? I just heard that you're going to do that! 
Jack: I agree with the policeman. You almost killed my younger brother. What's on your hand?
Lawson: Eh, I went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher, and I brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Rodgers in the head with it!
Policeman: Ooooooooooooooh! Lawson, I can't believe you killed Rodgers by hitting him in his head with a rocket! That's it, I will take you home and tell your parents about this!
Then Rodgers picked himself up on the floor, and he was howling like a zombie. 
Rodgers: Brain! Brain! Brain!
Lawson picked up a branch.
Lawson: Shut up!
Lawson hit Rodgers in his face and knocked him out. Rodgers was on the floor again. 
Policeman: Oh no! Rodgers is hurt! I can't believe you injured him on purpose! That's it, I will pull the rocket out of Rodgers' head!
The policeman pulled the rocket out of Rodgers' head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over the policeman, and the policeman was furious.
Policeman: Right! That's it, I'm taking you home and tell your parents about this! I'm going to put the rocket back in Rodgers' head before the ambulance arrives! 
The policeman put the rocket back in Rodgers' head and sent Lawson home in disgrace. Back home, Lawson was sitting on a couch, crying, and Lawson's dad was dismayed. 
Lawson's dad: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?
Policeman: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr Lawson! Lawson just made a missile launcher and shot Rodgers in the head with a rocket. And now he's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! His hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for his bill because of him!
Lawson's dad was furious. 
Lawson's dad: Oooooooooooooh! Erwin, how dare you hit Rodgers in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?
Lawson: Eh, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and I just wanted Rodgers to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so he will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why I have to hit Rodgers in his head with a rocket so I can teach him a lesson for pepper spraying Gelman. Also, Jack and Rodgers are too gay!
Lawson's dad: Right, that's it, young man! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Rodgers be like N Gin and how dare you call him and Jack gay! You know that they're siblings, not a couple! You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Rodgers needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Also, the reason why Rodgers is now staying with Kendra and her dad is because of her mom's death! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no playing Crash Bandicoot games! Go to your room right now until you can respect people living with their father and uncle after their mom passed away! 
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Meanwhile with Kendra and her dad...
Kendra: Dad, why do you seem upset?
Jack: Because your uncle just got hit in his head with a rocket.
Kendra: Who shot Uncle Rodgers?
Jack: It was no one other than Erwin Lawson. Now he looks like a half-faced Cyborg.
Kendra: Lawson needs to know the reason why Uncle Rodgers is now living here is because Mom died six years ago.
Jack: That's right. Nine years ago, my wife Gracie was diagnosed with lung cancer but she just couldn't stop smoking. Three years after that, she died. That's why my brother Rodgers, who is your uncle, is living with us from now on.
Kendra: Dad, in case Uncle Rodgers dies due to Lawson hitting him in his head with a rocket, I hope his grave is placed next to Mom's.
Jack: That's what I want to hear.
CAST
Eric as Lawson and Jack
Steven as Rodgers
Herself as Kendra
Wiseguy as Policeman and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Sequels
Category:Grounded Stuff