Annoying Orange: Orange gets Autotuned/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Apple, hey! Apple, hey! Hey Apple!
Apple iPhone: Is there something I can help you with, Orange? 
Orange: You're funny-looking. [laughs]
Apple iPhone: Yes, you keep saying that.
Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!
Apple iPhone: Yes?
Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Apple iPhone: Uhh...
Orange: Like this. Errl...
Apple iPhone: Point of fact, Orange: you don't have a nose.
Orange: You're not trying. Errl...
Apple iPhone: I don't have a nose either.
Orange: Come on. It's fun. Errl...
Apple iPhone: Quit it!
Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool.
Apple iPhone: Well, sure I can. I can do all kinds of things. I could tell you our exact GPS coordinates at this-
Orange: Bo-ring!
Orange: Hey, hey Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice.
[hacks, juice trickling]
Apple iPhone: Ugh! Hey, don't do that. My warranty's almost up.
Orange: Still bored.
iPhone: I can help you do your taxes. 
Orange: Snoresville, USA. Population: Apple. (Laughs) 
Apple: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection? 
Orange: Because it's boring? 
Apple: I have ABBA. 
Orange: Your music sucks. 
Apple: Would you like to hear some Nickelback? 
Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la! 
Apple: Please stop that. 
(Orange sings more) 
Apple: That's really annoying! 
Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la! 
Apple: STOP IT!! 
(Orange laughs) 
Apple: You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you 
less annoying! 
Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't. 
(Apple autotunes Orange) 
Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey! 
(Apple autotunes Orange with his (Orange's) song) 
Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple! 
Apple: Well, thank you. 
Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple) 
Apple: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics! 
Orange: Whoops! (laughing) 
(Apple overheats as he groans) 
Orange: Uh-oh. 
Apple: What, Orange? 
Orange: Do you smell that? 
Apple: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses! 
Orange: Smells like.........smoke. 
Apple: The only thing I smell is-(shortcuts) Uh-oh! 
Apple short circuiting from the Orange Juice.(Apple shortcircuits and falls over dead)
Apple after short-circuiting
Orange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry! 
Blackberry (Phone): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low. 
Orange: No, not you! You! 
Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on? 
Orange: Knife! 
(Dane Boedigheimer cuts Blackberry in half with Knife as he (Blackberry) screams)
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