Wii Fit Trainer vs Pokémon Trainer

The yoga trainer, Wii Fit Trainer, raps against the 10-year-old champion, Pokémon Trainer, to see who truly deserves the title of "trainer."
== Cast + Locations + Beat ==
Angela Trimbur as Wii Fit Trainer, at Wii Fit Studio
Anthony Padilla (Smosh) as Pokémon Trainer, at Pokémon Stadium
Ian Hecox (Smosh) as Squirtle (voice)
Nice Peter as Ivysaur (voice)
EpicLLOYD as Charizard (voice)
Animation for Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard done by Forrest Whaley
Beat: Reckless
== The Battle ==
Squirtle's text is in bold, Ivysaur is in italics, Charizard's text is underlined
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS.
WII FIT TRAINER
VS
POKÉMON TRAINER
GO!
=== WFT: ===
Another trainer just like me! But you could use some muscle...
I see you locking eyes with me! You intend to tussle!
I’m sorry! I forgot! You never lock fists yourself!
You only claim to be the brains while you hurt your partners health! 
From FireRed to LeafGreen, to your reboot in Alola
To your defeat at Mt. Silver, I’d say you’re a sore loser
So Wii Fit wants to battle! You’re the one that I’ve chosen!
It’s time to get out of your shell, come on! Let’s do some poses!
=== Squirtle: ===
(SQUIRTLE!)
This water starter beats foes, it’s time to win this fight clean!
If you want to see me pose, check the victory screen!
The only thing your games ever gave anyone was back pain!
With a verse that bad you’ve got no effort to train! 
Don’t need my squad to back me up when I grab the mic
Thinking that I don’t have flow? Just recheck my type!
Since you like to get your steps in I’ll make this one quick
You and your game are synonymous, you never get picked!
=== WFT: ===
Squirtle’s seeing stars! It hurt itself in its confusion!
How can you act like you’re the best when you can’t reach your evolutions?
Use your core! Maybe then you could muster up some strength! 
Even if you’re sore, there’s always time to stretch those legs!
=== Ivysaur: ===
(SAUR!)
Thinking you’re fit to fight us? I’ll Vine Whip you into shape!
No jackknife can cut a Razor Leaf to the face 
Begone! No one wants to see you practice form again
So unneeded in the game that I could call you Chorus Men
What’s your next held item you’ll pull out of the trash?
You’re like the gym leader of a sixth-grade phys ed class! 
Leech Seed a Tree Pose? You’re nothing more than a sap! 
There’s only one thing worse than your final smash - your rap!
=== WFT: ===
It’s time to breathe deeply. This trainer never flees!
I remember when you were top tier! Oh no, a C&D...
There’s no “ivysaur” in team when it comes to Ash but
Every day’s a Sunny Day when you choose to salute the sun!
=== Charizard: ===
(RAAAH!)
Should have left the sun blocked when it comes to Zard’s turn
Leaving you flushed and Red, that’s it, feel the sunburn
So you were sitting there bored, thinking we were a challenge
Brought your board to this match, this’ll still be un-balanced
Here to rock when I Smash, it’s a breeze to break planks
Jumping through hoops for jokes and you’re still shooting blanks 
So let’s get fired up--try not to throw some Wii Fits 
And deep breathe all you want; you can’t out-spit a Flare Blitz!
=== WFT: ===
You’re so self-destructive, both you and your health drop
Fix your BMI level, you should know that Stealth Rocks
Super effective when I rap, allow me to demonstrate
I’ll leave you crippled like Sakurai taking your mega away
It’s okay! It doesn’t matter that you lost your best form! 
It’s alright to be alone- like you in Smash 4! 
A healthy lifestyle? I’m living it! You’re rapping here like you’re Winging it!
Three fights but no KOs, maybe Leaf should be the one who’s bringin it
When you made the switch to Switch, most of your fanbase moved on
…. And just like that, half of your pokedex is gone 
It doesn’t matter who wins this battle, I’ve collected my Zen 
In another five years you’ll just remake this fight again
=== Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard: ===
You’ll be beat in a Flash! See a REAL Skull Bash! 
Just wait for Wii Fit to lose and go drop all her cash 
And if I was a leaker for the next smash 
There’s about a zero percent chance that you’d come back
You couldn’t take us one on one! Here’s a combo attack!
Hydro Pump! Solarbeam! Fire Blast! Take that!
Triple Finish left you diminished, three times the harm!
Well it looks like in this matchup, third time’s the charm!
=== Announcer: ===
GAME SET!
AND THE WINNER IS...
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPER SMASH BROS.