Take My Life, Please/Quotes

:Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
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:(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so Vance would win class president)
:Principal: (to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
:Lenny: Only if you do us a favor.
:Principal: What is it?
:Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
:Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
:Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
:Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!
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:(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
:Homer: Please help me! How can I have that life back!
:Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
:Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
:Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
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:(After Homer leaves the Italian restaurant)
:Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
:Marge: Homer close your eyes...
:(The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame)
:Marge: Now open!
:(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)
:Homer: Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
:Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
:(The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can)
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:Lisa: Please stop doing that.
:Homer: "D'oh" or "Woo Hoo"?
:Lisa: Both!
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