Denpa Shoujo to Kuusou Teien

Note: This song has been known as "The Radio Girl and the Fantastic Garden" in Western fandom but "The Crazy Girl and the Fantastic Garden" is a more accurate translation.
Denpa Shoujo to Kuusou Teien (電波少女と空想庭園 - Radio Girl and the Fantastic Garden) is a song by cosMo x syuri22 and sung by Hatsune Miku. It was released on June 22, 2012 and has reached around 225,000 views.
==Plot==
Living inside the Fantastic Garden was Denpa Shoujo (Radio Girl), a girl who hated the fearsome world called "Reality".  One day, monsters from Reality began an invasion; but with her magical pen, Denpa Shoujo drew her comrades to protect her home. After blowing all the stages, they finally arrived at the last boss, which is Dr. Realist. He asked if Denpa Shoujo has the motivation to return to "Reality" knowing this world is just a "Fiction". She refused and with her comrades, she launched an all-out attack on Dr. Realist, defeating "Reality" and returning peace to the world. After the end credits roll, she decided to continue protecting this world.
At the end, Realist chides himself for going along with such farce.
==Characters==
*Denpa Shoujo
*Dr. Realist
==Lyrics==
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|-|Japanese=
"まちは　ふこうを　とりのぞく　ぜつぼうのふちにたつ　もの　の
ときに　じょうり　さえも　ねじまげながら"▼
ぼくは　ついに　しってしまった　
このせかいの　うらがわに　ひそむ　やみのことを▼
ぼくらの　こころを　きずなを　ばらばらに　ひきさきこわす
"げんじつ"　という　とてもおそろしいせかいがあることを▼
そこにすんでる　まものがあるひ　しんりゃくを　はじめたので
"けん"よりも　つよい　"ペン"で　たたかうことにしました▼
そのまま　ぼくさつ　するのも　えづらてきに　アレすぎるので
まほうのペンとして　つかうことにしました▼
まほうのペンで　なかまのイラスト　こくうに　ささと　かけば
つぎつぎと　ホンモノのなかまへと　"じったい か"　しました▼
ださん　も　しっと　も　ゲスな　したごころも　あしのひっぱりあいも　ない
しょーしんしょーめいの　ホンモノの　なかまです▼
ひび　しんしょくを　つづける　"げんじつ"に　"もうそう"　の　ちからを　みせつけてやる▼
"ぼくだけの　ふぁんたじあ"▼
ぼくの　かんがえた　さいきょうの　ぱーてぃーで　かえりうちに　してやろうぞ▼
このせかいを　こわさせやしない▼
ぼくのえがいた　なかまを　しょうかい　するよ▼
(ＹＥＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＨ！！！)
どらごん　やせい　まるだし　くまさん
けるべろす　きちょうな　かものはし　あるぱか　そのた　おおぜい　いか　りゃく▼
(ＢＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ！！！)
すこし　えがきすぎて　ちょっとした　ひゃっきやこう
もはや　ぱーてぃー　って　レベルじゃねぇぞ！　これなら　もう　なにも　こわくない▼
かずのぼうりょく　まるでこうずい　せいぎとは　そんなものさ
なみだ　なし　には　かたれない　どらま　が　あったり　なかったり▼
ごつごうしゅぎ　これだから　フィクションは　やめられないね
あらゆる　こうてい　ふきとばして　ラスボスにたどりついた！▼
☆ラスボス☆"きみは　このせかい　が　"きょこう"　と　きづいた
ともに　げんじつ　の　せかいに　もどるきは　ないかね？"▼
　はい
＞いいえ
"いやだね　ぼくにとっては　ここが　ほんとの　せかい
たにんから　おしつけられた　げんじつ　なんて　いらない"▼
☆ラスボス☆"そうか　ならば　しかたがない　キミn・・・"▼
"うるさい！これでおしまいだ！！ぜんぐん　とつげき！！"▼
☆ラスボス☆"なに！？ま　まてっ　ぐわあああああああ！"▼  
こうして　せかいは　あっというまに　へいわを　とりもどした
いいじゃない　♪おんがく♪だし　あまりながいと　きらわれちゃうし▼
ふじょうり　ばかり　なげる　"げんじつ"　を　たおした　いま
あたらしい　プロローグが　エンドロールを　くいやぶった▼
のぞめば　かみさまに　だってなれる　あたまの　なか　から　ばんぶつ　えがきだせ▼
"ぼくだけの　ふぁんたじあ"
ぼくの　つむぐ　ものがたり　おびやかすなら　かえりうちに　してやろうぞ▼
"このせかいを　まもりつづけると　きめた！"▼
☆"やれやれ　とんだ　ちゃばん　に　つきあってしまった"▼
|-|Romaji=
"Machi wa fukou o torinozoku zetsubou no fuchi ni tatsu mono no
toki ni jouri sae mo nejimage nagara"
boku wa tsui ni shitte shimatta
kono sekai no uragawa ni hisomu yami no koto o
bokura no kokoro o kizuna o barabara ni hikisaki kowasu
"genjitsu" to iu totemo osoroshii sekai ga aru koto o
soko ni sunderu mamono ga aru hi shinryaku o hajimeta no de
"ken" yori mo tsuyoi "pen" de tatakau koto ni shimashita
sono mama bokusatsu suru no mo ezurateki ni are sugiru no de
mahou no pen to shite tsukau koto ni shimashita
mahou no pen de nakama no irasuto kokuu ni sasa to kakeba
tsugitsugi to honmono no nakama e to "jittai ka" shimashita
dasan mo shitto mo gesu na shitagokoro mo ashi no hippari ai mo nai
shoushin shoumei no honmono no nakama desu
hibi shinshoku o tsuzukeru "genjitsu" ni "mousou" no chikara o misetsukete yaru
"boku dake no fantajia" 
boku no kangaeta saikyou no paatii de kaeriuchi ni shite yarou zo
kono sekai o kowasase yashinai
boku no egaita nakama o shoukai suru yo (YEAAAAAAAAH!!!)
doragon yasei marudashi kuma-san keruberosu
kichou na kamonohashi arupaka sonota oozei ika ryaku (BOOOOOOOOO!!!)
sukoshi egakisugite chotto shita hyakkiyakou
mohaya paatii tte reberu ja nee zo! kore nara mou nani mo kowaku nai
kazu no bouryoku marude kouzui seigi to wa sonna mono sa
namida nashi ni wa katarenai dorama ga attari nakattari
gotsugoushugi kore dakara fikushon wa yamerarenai ne
arayuru koutei fukitobashite rasubosu ni tadoritsuita
☆rasubosu "riarisuto"
"kimi wa kono sekai ga "kyokou" to kizuita
tomo ni genjitsu no sekai ni modoru ki wa nai ka ne?"
"iya da ne boku ni totte wa koko ga honto no sekai
tanin kara oshitsukerareta genjitsu nante iranai"
☆rasubosu "riasuto"
"sou ka naraba shikata ga nai kimi n..."
"urusai! kore de oshimai da!! zengun to tsugeki!!"
☆rasubosu "riasuto"
"nani!? ma-mate guwaaaaaaaa!"
koushite sekai wa attoiumani heiwa o torimodoshita
ii ja nai ♪ongaku♪ da shi amari nagai to kirawarechau shi
fujouri bakari nageru "genjitsu" o taoshita ima
atarashii puroroogu ga endorooru o kuiyabutta
nozomeba kamisama ni datte nareru atama no naka kara banbutsu egakidase 
"boku dake no fantajia"
boku no tsumugu monogatari obiyakasu nara kaeriuchi ni shite yarou zo
"kono sekai o mamori tsuzukeru to kimeta!"
☆"yareyare tonda cahban ni tsukiatte shimatta"
|-|English=
"The city removes unhappiness, things standing on the brink of despair
at times, even those with reason, twisted"
I finally understood
The darkness that lurks in the other side of this world
The things which wound our hearts, tearing it to pieces
is an extremely fearful world known as "reality"
one day, the monsters that dwell there began an invasion
With a "pen" that is stronger than those "words," I began to fight
To be beaten to death like in those drawings is too much, but
I decided to use this magical pen
With this magical pen, I draw an illustration of my comrades in the air
one by one, I make my comrades real, "an entity"
There's no selfishness, jealousy, or a greedy ultimate motive, or pulling eachother down
we're just genuine, true comrades
as the days erode away, we'll show "reality" the power of "fantasies"
"It's my fantasia alone!"
We'll turn the tables on them, at the best party I can think of!
I won't let them destroy this world!
Now I'll introduce all of the comrades I've drawn (YEAAAAAAAAH!!!)
dragon, wild, exposed, bear, cerberus,
precu=ious, platypus, alpacas, others, a lot, squid, etc. (BOOOOOOOOO!!!)
I drew a bit too much, and it became like a parade!
This isn't at the level of a party anymore! I'm not scared at all now!
Violence from numbers is like a flood, but that's what justice is!
the drama may or may not exist, but can't talk without tears
because fiction is opportunistic, I can't stop!
blowing away all the stages, we've finally reached the last boss!
☆Boss"Realist" 
"you have realized that this world is "fiction", so
do you have the motivation to return to reality?"
"I don't want to; to me, this is the real world
I don't want a reality that is imposed on me by others!"
☆Boss"Realist" 
"Is that so... well then, I don't have a choice for yo-"
"Shut up! This is the end!! Army, attack!!"
☆Boss"Realist" 
"What!? Wa-wait guwaaaaaa!"
and this is how, in the blink of an eye the world regained its peace!
The music isn't that great, if it plays for too long, I'll start hating it!
Now, we defeated the "reality" that is full of irrationality
The new prologue broke apart the end roll!
If I wish for it, I can become god, drawing all of the things in my head!
"It's my fantasia alone!"
The story I yarn, if it scares you, let's do it on the way back!
"I've decided to continue to protect this world!!"
☆ "my my, what a horrible farce I've gone along with"
(Translation by AmeSubs)
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==Theory==
*The length of the song when uploaded to NND is 4:48, which in Japanese can be pronounced as 'Shisha', which means "Dead".
==Trivia==
*Dr. Realist trying to reason with Denpa Shoujo in multiple choice RPG style is in the talk Sai Kyou no Shoujo to ☆
*The translation has been changed based on the term Denpa-kei/Denpa-san
**Denpa​, also denpa-kei or denpa-san, is a Japanese term for individuals who are disconnected or disassociated from the people around them. They may entertain wild fantasies or other strong beliefs, and their speech or actions may seem strange or incoherent to outside observers. Denpa literally means "electromagnetic wave", and the original sense of denpa-san was of someone who thought they were receiving voices, thoughts, or instructions directly to their mind via electromagnetic radiation.
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