Don "Lou" Berto

"FUCK YALL NIGGAS I GOT ME A HAMMER!"
- Don Berto in the battle of epicness.
The mans name is Lou, when he was born he was sealed away in Zesus's thigh so that he could grow. He grew up to become the god of orgy's and wine. But then one day he was like "Fuck yall Niggas I got me a Hammer." And then he killed that punk ass bitch nigga who's thigh he was in stole his lightening and became the gold of lightening himself using a magically hammer.