Uncle Tony

Uncle Tony
December 2019
Madison yanks out her phone. Rolls her eyes.
Quirk eyebrow.
Sighs. "It's Uncle Tony /again. Ever since I told him I met Jaeger pilots he's been texting /constantly."
Nod 'go on.'
"Y' see, he's got this idea that if he can miniaturize the tech that makes the Jaegers go, he can build some kinda armored
exoskeleton for rescue workers and soldiers. So he keeps /bothering me to bother /you about engineering things. I tried to tell 'im that's not how it works, that pilots don't--"
Pluck the phone from her fingers.
"Hey!"
I_AM_TONY_STARK : how do they seal engines against c-h2o?
mad_star : cstm maritem calk, bsd on usn sub stuf
[a pause]
I_AM_TONY_STARK : ARE U MOCKING ME MADDIE
mad_star : nt maddie. rangr vos
I_AM_TONY_STARK : if yr rly a ranger: id n jaeger
mad_star : r-pvos_991.440-a, striker eureka spare
[a longer pause]
I_AM_TONY_STARK : yr teh rl deal
I_AM_TONY_STARK : why r u hangin w/ maddie
mad_star : yep
mad_star : shes cool i like her
[an even longer pause]
I_AM_TONY_STARK : wht r yr intntions?
mad_star : friends
mad_star : vry mrried
I_AM_TONY_STARK : damn
Hand the phone back. Grin.
"What the ..." Frowns. "I'm gonna kill 'im."
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