Jeffygeist!

Jeffygeist! is a short chapter story created by CuldeeFell13 and the seventh story under CARDGRAIN STUDIOS.
NOTE: Chapter names coming soon.
== CHAPTER ONE ==
SYNOPSIS - Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are planning to rob a bank. Will it go well? Read to find out!
(It starts off at a bank. Jeffygeist with a moustache comes in)
Accountant: Hi! How can I help you?
Jeffygeist: Gimmie your money.
Accountant: Okay sir.
(Accountant then presses a button causing security to come out)
Jeffygeist: OI! WHAT ARE YOU!?
(The security grabs him)
Jeffygeist: OI! LET ME GO! HEY!
(Jeffygeist gets thrown out)
Guard 1: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
(The security slams the door. Suddenly Masked Menace III and another Jeffygeist were seen in a bush)
Masked Menace III: Who was that guy?
Jeffygeist: I don't know but he was ugly! You got the goods!
Masked Menace III: Yep!
(Masked Menace III brings out a smoke bomb and a grappling gun)
Jeffygeist: Perfect! Lets go!
(Masked Menace and Jeffygeist come back in)
Accountant: Can I help you-
(Accountant notices Jeffygeist)
Accountant: ...
Jeffygeist: Something wrong sir?
Accountant: Oh it's nothing.
(Accountant presses button)
Accountant: SECURITY!
(A bunch of security guards come out and surround Masked Menace III and Jeffygeist)
Masked Menace III: Crap!
Guard 9: We have you surrounded. Surrender and we won't attack.
Masked Menace III: What do we do Geist!?
Jeffygeist: Hand me the smoke bomb!
(MMIII hands Jeffygeist the bomb)
Jeffygeist: Thanks!
(Jeffygeist throws the bomb)
Guard 6: WHAT THE!?
(The bomb hits the ground and the smoke blinds everyone except Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III)
Masked Menace III: Good thing I can't inhale anything in my mask.
Jeffygeist: Plus I'm unable to inhale these things!
Masked Menace III: Lets go!
(The two leave. They run down the hall. Sirens are on)
Masked Menace III: S***!
Announcer: Attention everyone. Two unknown people have broken into the bank. Security are on their way!
Jeffygeist: Shoot. Keep running!
(The two run as Security break down the doors. Jeffygeist knocks some down using his tentacles while Masked Menace III punches and kicks them knocking them out)
Masked Menace III: Got em!
Jeffygeist: Nice!
(The two keep running)
Masked Menace III: I see the vault room!
Jeffygeist: That was easier then I thought it would be!
(Jeffygeist and MMIII break in. However they get shocked faces)
Jeffygeist: WHAT THE!?
(The two look in horror as Murder Man and the others are seen already robbing the vault)
Murder Man: Keep up the good work!
(Murder Man turns around)
Murder Man: Well well well. Look who decided to show up.
Jeffygeist: That's our money!
Masked Menace III: Give it back!
Murder Man: Come and get it!
(Murder Man brings up a walkie talkie)
Murder Man: Spiderman. Bring the helicopter!
(Murder Man puts it down)
Murder Man: Hehehe.
(The roof then bursts open revealing Spiderman in a helicopter. Murder Man notices the Spider-Man face on it)
Murder Man: Ugh. You still didn't get rid of that stupid design!?
Spiderman: What? I'm popular you know. I just got a movie last week!
Murder Man: No one cares! Pull up the rope!
(Spiderman drops the rope and they all climb)
Jeffygeist: Don't let them get away with our money!
Murder Man: DRIVE SPIDEY DRIVE!
(Spiderman activates the helicopter and drives off)
Masked Menace III: DAMN IT!
Jeffygeist: It's okay. I'm gonna call up a friend.
(Jeffygeist calls someone on the phone)
???: Hello.
Jeffygeist: It's me. Do you still have that helicopter. Or should I say... Petercopter?
(It then switches to Murder Man and the others in the helicopter)
Murder Man: Hah! Did you see the look on their faces when we took the money?! (Mockingly) "Hey that's our money give it back! Oh boo hoo!" HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
Ink Brute: Uh boss?
Murder Man: Yeah IB?
Ink Brute: You might want to take a look at this!
Murder Man: Lemme see.
(Murder Man looks out the window)
Murder Man: Holy crap.
(Murder Man looks in horror as JG and MMIII are on top of a blue helicopter with Peter Griffin's hair, glasses and eyes on it)
Murder Man: WHAT THE HELL!?
Jeffygeist: Missed us!? (To Peter) Faster!
(Peter drives the helicopter faster. He then brings out a rocket launcher)
Peter: Suck on this you furry little weirdos!
(Peter shoots a rocket at them)
Murder Man: DRIVE FASTER!
(Spiderman drives the helicopter faster)
Masked Menace III: They're getting away!
Jeffygeist: After them!
(The helicopter charges after them)
Murder Man: Those idiots don't seem to give up don't they?
Murder Man X: FIRE THE CANNONS!
(Mega Maid shoots a cannon at them hitting the propeller causing it to fall down)
Jeffygeist: CRAP!
Masked Menace III: JUMP!
(Jeffygeist and MMIII jump right before the Petercopter crash lands into Joe Swanson's yard with the blades destroying the front yard sending pieces everywhere)
Peter: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH MY GOD!
Joe: PETER WHAT THE HELL!?
Peter: JOE! JOE! GET INSIDE! THE BLADES ARE SPINNING!
Joe: OH MY GOD PETER WHAT IS THAT THING!?
Peter: GET INSIDE!
(The helicopter is seen continuing to drive)
Murder Man: Finally we got rid of them!
Mega Maid: I mean I shot the cannon.
Murder Man: Yeah yeah whatever.
Ink Brute: NOW WE'RE RICH!
Murder Man X: YEAH!
Spiderman: WOO HOO!
Mega Maid: Uh oh.
Murder Man: What is it this time?
(Mega Maid points at Jeffygeist and Masked Menace on a blimp with Peter's face on it)
Murder Man: WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE DO THEY GET THESE THINGS FROM!?
Jeffygeist: Faster!
(Peter drives the hindepeter faster)
Spiderman: How does a bimp even go that fast!?
Murder Man: Who cares!? Shoot another cannon!
Mega Maid: Got it!
(Mega Maid tries to shoot but it doesn't budge)
Mega Maid: Uh.. Murder Man?
Murder Man: Ugh God. WHAT IS IT?!
Mega Maid: We ran out!
Murder Man: WHAT!?
Mega Maid: But I do have this!
(Mega Maid grabs a dart and throws it at the Hindepeter putting a hole in it causing it to fall onto Joe's yard)
Joe: (voice) OH MY GOD!
Peter: (voice) Joe I am so sorry.
Joe: (voice): HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?
(Back at the helicopter)
Murder Man: Okay. Now there should be no more vehicles! We are safe and the money is ours!
(Suddenly Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III drop down into the helicopter)
Jeffygeist: Surprise mother f***er.
All: WHAT!?
Murder Man: How did you get in!?
Masked Menace III: Before the hindepeter met its doom, we jumped onto the helicopter without you noticing!
Jeffygeist: Now we came for our money back!
Murder Man: NO! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE IT!
(Murder Man runs off while Mega Maid, Ink Brute, Murder Man X and Spiderman block them)
Ink Brute: You heard him. You won't get the money.
Spiderman: You will DIE trying to get it!
Murder Man X: Not to mention you are out numbered!
Mega Maid: All hope for you is lost!
Jeffygeist: We will see about that!
(IB, SM, MMX and MM charge after Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III)
Jeffygeist: This is going to be fun!
Masked Menace III: Agreed! Lets dance!
(Jeffygeist then grabs Mega Maid and throws her against the wall. Ink Brute charges at him only for Masked Menace to throw him and splatter him against the wall. Murder Man X charges a laser at them, however, MMIII uses Spiderman as a shield getting him shot in the head)
Spiderman: AHHH! IT BURNS!
(Spiderman jumps out of the helicopter and lands in a lake)
Spiderman: Ahhh.
(Suddenly, the Loch Ness Monster appears behind him)
Spiderman: Crap.
(Spiderman screams as the Loch Ness Monster attacks him. Jeffygeist then grabs a bucket of water and throws it on MMX electrocuting him)
Murder Man X: ERROR! ERROR! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
(MMX explodes shutting him down)
Jeffygeist: WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!?
(Mega Maid grabs a spear and tries to attack Jeffygeist only for her to get stabbed in the arm)
Mega Maid: AGH!
(Mega Maid gets thrown into the cockpit and locked. Ink Brute tries to get up only to fall back down from being too weak)
Jeffygeist: Four down. One to go.
Masked Menace III: Lets go!
(Masked Menace III and Jeffygeist climb on top of the helicopter. Murder Man is there)
Jeffygeist: Give us the money MM!
Murder Man: NEVER! FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS!
Masked Menace III: Then I guess we'll have to take it from you!
Murder Man: Well if I can't have the money, no one can!
(Murder Man throws the money bags off of the helicopter)
Masked Menace III: NOO!
(Jeffygeist tries to grab the money with his tentacles but they can't reach to far letting the money fall into the lake and get eaten by the Loch Ness Monster)
Murder Man: HAH!
(Murder Man then gets a shocked face as Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look at him with pissed off expressions)
Murder Man: Uhhhhh.
(Murder Man goes on his knees)
Murder Man: No hard feelings-
(Murder Man gets thrown off the helicopter)
Jeffygeist: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
(Masked Menace then parks the helicopter in the city)
Masked Menace III: Too bad we didn't get the money.
Jeffygeist: Yeah but that Murder Loser deserved it!
Masked Menace III: True!
(MMIII and Jeffygeist walk off and leave. However, they pass a newspaper section that has a newspaper with the headline, "PROJECT ESCAPED FROM SCIENTIST". The screen goes black)
== CHAPTER TWO ==
SYNOPSIS - After finding out about Twisted Sunny, Finkleshitz tries to everything he can to bring her back to the lab. Will he succeed?
(It starts off at a back alley. It shows a silhouette of a flower person with ripped petals and a claw for a left arm digging through trash in an alley. Two thugs are seen at the alley looking at the freak)
Thug 1: What the hell?
Thug 2: I'm gonna take a closer look at this f***ing thing.
(Thug 2 walks up to the creature and shines a light at it. It is then revealed to be a twisted version of Sunny Funny)
Thug 2: What the-
Twisted Sunny: *hiss*
(Twisted Sunny uses her claw arm to destroy the light)
Thug 2: HOLY S***!
Twisted Sunny: *growl*
Thug 2: THAT THING'S F***ING CRAZY!
(The two thugs run off. Twisted Sunny runs off as well. It then switches to Dr. Finkleshitz’ lab. Finkleshitz is seen on his computer on Twitter drinking coffee)
Finkleshitz: Nothing more relaxing than a day on Twitter with a cup of coffee!
(Suddenly a tweet comes up showing a picture of Twisted Sunny chasing after a thug. Finkleshitz then spits out his coffee)
Finkleshitz: THAT'S TWISTED SUNNY!
(Finkleshitz then goes on his phone. Rh is seen at Sportsters eating chicken wings)
Rh: Delicious!
(Rh's phone rings)
Rh: Who could that be?
(Rh picks up)
Rh: Yello?
Finkleshitz: Rh! Remember when I told you about an escaped experiment?!
Rh: Yeah. Did you find it?
Finkleshitz: Yes. But I'm going to need your help to get her back!
Rh: Alright! I'm coming!
(Rh hangs up)
Rh: I'll have some chicken wings to go!
(It pans to Finkleshitz in his lab. There’s a knock on the door)
Finkleshitz: He must be here!
(Finkleshitz opens the door. Out comes RH)
Finkleshitz: Rh. Thank God you’re here!
Rh: I heard your call! So where is the experiment located at?
Finkleshitz: I looked at social media. She's at an alley way.
Rh: Which one?
Finkleshitz: I don't know. Maybe Fire Flower Avenue?
Rh: Okay.
(Rh brings out a suitcase and opens it. A button is seen. He presses it. The Vandal Buster suit comes out and automatically turns Rh into the Vandal Buster)
Vandal Buster: Lets go get this experiment.
(VB flies off. He's then seen walking through Fire Flower Avenue)
Vandal Buster: I must find where TS is.
(Vandal Buster then hears scrounging)
Vandal Buster: Huh?
(VB follows the noise. It leads into an alleyway)
Vandal Buster: *gasp*
(It then shows Twisted Sunny in the alley way eating more trash.
Vandal Buster: I got you now.
(She then notices a woosh behind her)
Twisted Sunny: ???
Vandal Buster: Hello.
(Twisted Sunny turns around and sees Vandal Buster)
Twisted Sunny: !!!
Vandal Buster: You must be the escaped experiment Finkleshitz told you about. I got to capture you and bring you back where you belong!
Twisted Sunny: *hiss*
(Twisted Sunny slashes at VB only for him to dodge)
Vandal Buster: Looks like we got a fighter on our hands.
(Vandal Buster throws a net bomb at Twisted Sunny catching her)
Twisted Sunny: AGH!
Vandal Buster: Hah!
(However Twisted Sunny slashes through the net bomb freeing her)
Vandal Buster: WHAT THE!?
(Twisted Sunny then slashes at Vandal Buster ripping half of his mask)
Vandal Buster: Impossible! I got to tell Finkleshitz that she’s too strong!
(Vandal Buster flies off)
Twisted Sunny: Gett.... backkkkkkk. HEEERRRREEE!
(Twisted Sunny chases after her. Three people are seen looking at the corpse of Bluebeard)
Person 9: This is f***ing sad.
(The three then see VB being chased by Twisted Sunny)
Person 7: Holy crap it's the Vandal Buster!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: The ego of Rh!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: A user!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: Guys who work for Trikkiboy!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: An admin!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: A runner of a wiki!
Person 8: What?
(It then continues the chase)
Vandal Buster: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Twisted Sunny: *growl*
(Goofy and Donald are seen walking)
Goofy: (Singing) Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!
Donald: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA!
(It then shows Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi eating cake)
Red Yoshi: ... This joke is kinda old.
Blue Yoshi: Yeah.
(Rh tries to throw another net bomb, however it knocks off Goofy's hat and falls onto the two Yoshi's cake)
Red Yoshi: OUR CAKE!
(Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi turn into demons and tackle Goofy and Donald also turning them demonic)
Goofy: YOU RUINED OUR SONG!
Red Demon: WELL YOU DESTROYED OUR CAKE!
(The two teams begin fighting. SMG4 Toad then puts a bet stand)
SMG4 Toad: Place your bets here!
(Vandal Buster then crashes through Finkleshitz's window)
Finkleshitz: Woah! What happened. You look beaten up.
Vandal Buster: She's too strong.
Finkleshitz: WHAT!?
Vandal Buster: I'm gonna see if I can get backup!
Finkleshitz: Okay. Good luck!
Vandal Buster: Thanks!
(The Vandal Buster flies off. Twisted Sunny then breaks into the room)
Finkleshitz: AGH!
Twisted Sunny: Creator... we meet again...
Finkleshitz: YOU!
Twisted Sunny: *hiss*
(Twisted Sunny charges at Finkleshitz only for him to get out of the way and grab a stick and whack Twisted Sunny with it)
Finkleshitz: NO! BAD EXPERIMENT!
(Twisted Sunny then straights up eats the stick in one bite)
Twisted Sunny: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Twisted Sunny charges at Finkleshitz. Finkleshitz grabs a gun and rapidly shoots at TS)
Twisted Sunny: AGH!
(She then falls out of a window. Finkleshitz runs towards the window. He looks out the window and finds that Twisted Sunny is gone from sight. He then jumps out the window with his gun)
Finkleshitz: Where are you?
(Finkleshitz then hears growling. Twisted Sunny then comes out from behind and charges at Finkleshitz)
Finkleshitz: AGH!
(Finkleshitz then shoots Twisted Sunny in the arm)
Twisted Sunny: *painful roar*
Finkleshitz: HAHA!
(Twisted Sunny then slashes Finkleshitz causing one of his lenses to crack)
Finkleshitz: MY VISION!
Twisted Sunny: *demonic laugh*
Finkleshitz: GRR!
(Finkleshitz punches Twisted Sunny and the two engage in a fist fight. Twisted Sunny then pushes Finkleshitz to a wall of a building only for Finkleshitz to get back up and grab another gun. He shoots at TS throwing her to a wall. She then sees a ladder and climbs up it. Finkleshitz then goes after her. On top of the building, Culdee is seen with a bag. He then opens it revealing a bunch of cooked pizza rolls)
Culdee: Yes!
(Culdee then eats a pizza roll only to spit it out in disgust)
Culdee: THIS IS F***ING COLD!
(Culdee then grabs some sticks and lights them up. He puts the bag over the fire and sits back watching it. Twisted Sunny then comes up)
Culdee: Huh?
Twisted Sunny: *hiss*
Culdee: AHHH! MUTATED FLOWER B***H!
(Culdee throws a flaming stick at Twisted Sunny setting her on fire)
Twisted Sunny: *demonic scream*
(Twisted Sunny falls off the roof)
Culdee: YES!
(Culdee then trips over a stick)
Culdee: Woah woah woah WOAH!
(Culdee then falls into a lake. He comes out holding his bag)
Culdee: Phew. My bag is still okay!
(Two shadows then lure over Culdee. Culdee looks at them revealing to be Brooklyn Guy and Simmons. The two notice the pizza roll bag)
Brooklyn Guy: Looks like we found our pizza roll smuggler!
Culdee: F***.
(Twisted Sunny is then seen in an alleyway still on fire)
Twisted Sunny: *Nervous growling*
(She then sees a full water bottle in the trash and pours it all over her getting rid of the flames)
Twisted Sunny: Phew.
Finkleshitz: Thought you forgot about me?
(Twisted Sunny turns around and sees Finkleshitz)
Twisted Sunny: HISSS!
Finkleshitz: Hiss all you want.
(Finkleshitz brings out a net bomb)
Finkleshitz: You’re coming with me.
Twisted Sunny: *laughs*
Finkleshitz: What's so funny?
Twisted Sunny: Rh threw one at me...... what makes you think you can do it...
Finkleshitz: Simple! Because..
(Finkleshitz throws the net bomb at it. It catches Twisted Sunny)
Twisted Sunny: Nice... try...
(Twisted Sunny tries to cut the ropes, however, it shocks her instead)
Twisted Sunny: WOT!?
Finkleshitz: Oh yeah. I made it so that when the ropes are about to get cut, they automatically cause a shock wave. So it is 101% impossible to be able to escape that! Now you’re coming with me!
(Finkleshitz is about to grab the net but thinks)
Finkleshitz: Oh wait!
(Finkleshitz then grabs plastic gloves)
Finkleshitz: Just to make sure I don't get shocked.
(Finkleshitz grabs the net)
Twisted Sunny: *annoyed growl*
(Culdee is then seeing being put into a cop car)
Culdee: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU FILTHY PIG!
Simmons: Call us what you want.
Culdee: I'LL GET MY F***ING LAWYERS ON YOU!
(Culdee gets thrown into the car)
Brooklyn Guy: Let's get going Simmons.
Simmons: Okay mate!
(Finkleshitz is seen dragging Twisted Sunny in the net bomb)
Finkleshitz: Now to take you back to the lab where you belong!
(Finkleshitz then trips on a burnt stick)
Finkleshitz: OH SHI-
(He faceplants on the floor. Twisted Sunny grabs the stick and uses it to slowly make it out of the net. Finkleshitz gets up)
Finkleshitz: Oh my head.
(He then notices TS)
Finkleshitz: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU!
Twisted Sunny: Hiss!
(Twisted Sunny grabs the net bomb and throws it at Finkleshitz catching him and shocking him)
Finkleshitz: AGHAHAAHHAAHHAHAGHGHGAHGHGHGHGHAGHGHAHGAH!
(The shocking net then falls onto the car blowing it up. Culdee then escapes the explosion)
Culdee: I'M FREE B***HES!
(Culdee grabs his bag of pizza rolls)
Culdee: And I got my pizza rolls too!
(Culdee runs off)
Twisted Sunny: Hehehe.
(Twisted Sunny runs off)
== CHAPTER THREE ==
(It starts off with two people with each reading one book. One is reading "Flower Meets Geist" while the other one is reading "Masked Menace (Story)")
Person 1: Man. This story is really entertaining!
Person 2: So is mine! Masked Menace really is the most funniest story from MarioFan ever!
Person 1: Don't forget about "Flower Meets Geist"! This story is nuts! It made me go laughing on the floor the first time I read it!
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I really laugh at the part where Jeffygeist cried like a little baby when he thought Sunny died!
Person 2: I went in hysterics when Masked Menace got himself in jail!
Person 1: Oh yeah! That was funny too!
(The two continue reading. Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are seen behind them)
Jeffygeist: Those stories are really entertaining.
Person 1: I know right!
Person 2: These are the best sellers!
Person 1: Better than Onion Cream's "The Rabbit!"!
Person 2: That was terrible!
Masked Menace III: Hehe. Yeah. But I have a feeling it's missing something.
Person 2: What is it?
Jeffygeist: A beating.
Person 1: Wha-
(The two grab the people and brutally beat them up. They grab the books and throw it into the ocean where Sea Monster Freddy stumbles upon them)
Sea Monster Freddy: Oh hey! Books!
(The two people then run off)
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
Person 2: THESE TWO ARE CRAZY!
Jeffygeist: That's what you get for reading those crappy books!
Masked Menace III: Yeah! MF should know better then to humiliate us!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III walk off. They then make it to a house. Jeffygeist knocks on the door. T-Series opens the door)
T-Series: Oh yeah JG! MM! Glad to see you two!
Jeffygeist: Yeah.
Masked Menace III: We just got back from beating up the people who were reading the two "bad ones"
T-Series: Oh, you mean-
Jeffygeist: Yes. We are talking about "Flower Meets Geist".
Masked Menace III: And "Masked Menace"!
T-Series: Well okay! Come on in!
(Jeffygeist and T-Series walk inside)
Masked Menace III: So where’s Thanos?
T-Series: He said he's gonna steal some food and come back soon!
Jeffygeist: Okay then!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III then leave. Jeffygeist walks into his room and grabs a book called "666 Ways to Kill")
Jeffygeist: Alright. "Chapter One. Slow and Painful".
(Jeffygeist reads the book while he hears shuffling noises in the basement)
Jeffygeist: What the?
(Jeffygeist walks over to Masked Menace III)
Masked Menace III: Hey dude! What's up?
Jeffygeist: I think there’s something in the basement!
Masked Menace III: What?
PewDiePie: You never played Tuber Simulator-
(Masked Menace III punches PewDiePie)
Masked Menace III: What are you talking about?
Jeffygeist: When I was reading my book, I heard a noise in the basement!
Casper: TIMING!
(Jeffygeist punches Casper)
Masked Menace III: Maybe we should go get T-Series-
T-Series: You called?
Jeffygeist: Where dafuq did you come from?
T-Series: Do not judge my speed. Anyways I heard my name and I ask what is going on.
Masked Menace III: Jeffygeist thinks there is something in the basement!
T-Series: Well lets go check!
(The three walk up to the basement door. Jeffygeist opens it up)
Jeffygeist: So who’s going in first? NOT IT!
Masked Menace III: NOT IT!
(The two look at T-Series)
T-Series: *sigh* Fine!
(T-Series walks into the basement)
Jeffygeist: You seen anything yet?
T-Series (Voice): Not quite.
(Some shuffling is heard)
T-Series: What the!? Who the hell are you!?
(Some growling is heard)
T-Series: NO! STAY BACK! AHHH!
(T-Series screams as mauling sounds are heard)
Jeffygeist: Um what the f*** is going on down there?
(T-Series runs up mauled)
T-Series: DO NOT GO IN THERE!
(He runs off)
Masked Menace III: What was in there?
Jeffygeist: I don't know, but it won’t be ANY match for us!
Masked Menace III: Right! We dealt with worse things!
Jeffygeist: Lets go!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III go into the basement)
Masked Menace III: It's really f***ing dark down here!
Jeffygeist: Agreed! You brought a light?
Masked Menace III: No. And we don't use Hotel Mario references. I hate that game!
Jeffygeist: I wasn't trying to make references!
(More shuffling is heard)
Jeffygeist: Lets just stop fighting and see what the hell is down here!
Masked Menace III: Right!
(Jeffygeist and MMIII follow the noise. They then see Twisted Sunny scrounging around boxes)
Masked Menace III: What the!?
(Twisted Sunny turns around)
Jeffygeist: Dafuq-
Twisted Sunny: HISSS!
Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The two run off with Twisted Sunny chasing them. They hide behind a wall)
Masked Menace III: WHAT THE FU-
Jeffygeist: Shhhh! Quiet!
Masked Meneace: *whispers* What the f*** was that.
Jeffygeist: *whispers* No idea. It kinda looked like Sunny!
Masked Menace III: Well that thing is f***ing creepy!
Jeffygeist: You said it.
Masked Menace III: Yeah.
Jeffygeist: I never saw something that scary in my life!
Masked Menace III: I don't want it in my basement-
Jeffygeist: Our.
Masked Menace III: Sorry. "Our" basement!
Jeffygeist: Yeah.
Masked Menace III: Anyways, we need that thing gone!
Jeffygeist: Yeah!
Twisted Sunny: So whats the plan to get rid of her?
Jeffygeist: Well I have a solu- wait.
(They look to their left and see Twisted Sunny)
Twisted Sunny: Hello!
Jeffygeist and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The two run off)
Masked Menace III: First of plans, we need to find a good hiding place!
Jeffygeist: Agreed!
(The two run off)
Jeffygeist: Where can we hide?
Masked Menace III: I'm looking!
Jeffygeist: Well hurry up!
(Masked Menace III then sees a door)
Masked Menace III: I see a door!
Jeffygeist: Yes!
Masked Menace III: Lets go!
(Jeffygeist and MMIII head into the room)
Jeffygeist: Lock it!
Masked Menace III: Alright!
(MMIII locks the door)
Jeffygeist: Is it locked?
Masked Menace III: I made sure of it!
Jeffygeist: Good. I think we should be safe!
Masked Menace III: Me too!
Twisted Sunny: Me three! I believe she'll never find us here!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III notice Twisted Sunny)
JG and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The two storm out. Thanos is seen entering the house holding a bag of stolen food when JG and MMIII come storming out)
Thanos: WTF!?
(Thanos drops all his food)
Thanos: MY FOOD!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are seen hiding in a dumpster)
Jeffygeist: We should be safe here!
Masked Menace III: I hope so!
???: Hey fellas!
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look to their left and see Screwball)
Screwball: You caught buying drugs too?
Masked Menace III: Actually we are hiding from a deformed flower.
Screweball: Oh. You mean her?
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III look to their left and see Twisted Sunny)
Twisted Sunny: Wassup?
JG and MMIII: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The two run off)
Screwball: So you don't want any meth?
(Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III then get cornered)
Jeffygeist: S***! We're cornered!
Masked Menace III: F***!
Twisted Sunny: HAHAHA! Finally! I have you two cornered.... now you’re mine to kill...
Jeffygeist: Wait. Theres two of us.
Masked Menace III: Yeah but she’s got a f***ing claw for a hand.
Jeffygeist: Hmmmm?
Twisted Sunny: Time to die....
Jeffygeist: I got a better idea!
Twisted Sunny: What is it?
Jeffygeist: Jump off a f***ing cliff!
Twisted Sunny: ENOUGH! TIME TO DIE!
Jeffygeist: Well I guess this is the end friend.
Masked Menace III: Yeah. At least I didn't die to Finkleshitz's stupid inventions!
Twisted Sunny: Wait. You hate Finkleshitz?
Masked Menace III: Uh yeah.
Twisted Sunny: I hate him too. He always tries to capture me and stuff.
Jeffygeist: Huh.
Masked Menace III: So we cool now?
Twisted Sunny: I guess so...
Masked Menace III: So what now?
Jeffygeist: So since we hate Finkleshitz, why don't we go mess with him?
Twisted Sunny: Sounds fun! Lets go.
(The three run off. The screen goes black. It then switches to a dark room. A man is seen sitting on a chair. However, the chair is turned away from the camera. A guy then comes in)
Guy: Sire!
???: What is it?
Guy: We had reports about a really tough criminal to catch. He goes by the name Jeffygeist.
???: I see. Tell me about this Jeffygeist person.
Guy: Well he has these tentacles he can use to do anything like kill someone, climb up walls anything!
???: Hmmm. He might be perfect. Tell the guys to put that criminal onto wanted. The price for him shall be 1 trillion dollars.
Guy: Yes sir!
(The guy runs off)
???: Perfect. Once I get my hands on that criminal, I can use him for my deeds. Soon all will know the name.... The name. Ugh. Did I have a stroke!? I actually forgot my name! Anyways, one day Jeffygeist you will be mine. Muahahahahaha.
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER FOUR ==
(It starts off in the refusion dimension. Some robbers are seen being chased by some Inverse Guards)
Refusion Guard 1: Get back here!
Refusion Guard 2: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
(The robbers enter a car and go as fast as the speed of light and exit the refusion dimension)
Refusion Guard 1: DAMN IT!
Refusion Guard 2: Now with them gone, we won't have much of our riches left.
Refusion Guard 1: The boss is not gonna be happy.
(The refusion guards walk up to Invertosis on his throne with Moony on his side)
Refusion Guard 1: Boss, we have some bad news.
Invertosis: Did you catch them?
Refusion Guard 2: No. They were too fast for us.
Invertosis: Damn. Damn damn damn GOD DAMN! “sigh”
Inverse MarioFan: Oh come on! That is the 5th time this week someone broke in and stole our riches!
Inverse Coconut Fred: I know, right?
Inverse Culdee: What are we gonna do if they steal all of our riches!?
Inverse Little Buddy: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Invertosis: Everyone calm down! We may lack of riches and food, but we need to keep calm.
Inverse Meggy: I mean the refusion dimension is powered by the riches. The more we lose, the weaker our city gets! We're doomed!
Inverse Tari: And it's all because of how dumb our leader is!
(Invertosis gasps)
Invertosis: What did you just call me?
Inverse Tari: I called you dumb, because thats how good of a leader you are! Dumb!
Inverse Meggy: Uh Tari, maybe you should calm down-
Inverse Tari: I calm down when I want to. ZIP IT!
(Inverse Meggy zips it)
Invertosis: Now Tari, rule number 67 of the refusion dimension, is never call your leader names!
Inverse Tari: Its true though! People always break into the dimension and steal our riches! You couldn't just kick them out!
Invertosis: Well, sometimes we should trust other people.
Inverse Tari: Yeah trust other people, after 70 TIMES PEOPLE STOLE OUR STUFF! Face it Invertosis, you’re a terrible leader!
(Everyone gasps)
Inverse Radish: Oh snap!
Invertosis: Now listen. I lead this dimension. You can leave for all I care!
Inverse Tari: “mocking” You can leave for all I care.
(Everyone gasps again)
Invertosis: Now rule number 36 of the refusion dimension, is never mock your leader!
Inverse Tari: Well, you’re a terrible leader! If anyone should be a leader, it should be me!
Invertosis: ... PAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA! Oh are you hearing this girl? She says she can be a better leader than me? I mean you don't know how to be a leader! You are just a useless peasant who works for me! I may be lazy but thats what I am! You all can complain all you want, but I am your leader and I will stay that way till the day I die! Oh wait. I CANT DIE! I will be your leader forever!
(Inverse Tari flies up and punches him)
Invertosis: OW!
Moony: Holy!
Inverse Tari: You shut your mouth Invertosis before I shut it for you!
(Inverse Tari points her cannon at Invertosis)
Invertosis: Don't just stand there! Seize her! Punish her I commmand you! I am the leader of this dimension and always will be! So GRAB HER!
(Nobody does anything)
Invertosis: ARE YOU ALL DEAF!? GRAB HER AND SEND HER TO AN ETERNITY!
Inverse Tari: They are tired of your talk Invertosis. I've shown them what I can do! I can be a reasonable leader! Not lazy and dumb like you!
Invertosis: Well, I am still the leader!
Inverse Culdee: No you’re not!
Invertosis: WHAT!?
Inverse Parappa: We are tired of your laziness!
Inverse Tako: We want Tari as our leader!
Invertosis: Well, she is not gonna be your leader and that's final!
(The inverse ones start walking towards him)
Invertosis: Wait, what are you doing? STAND BACK! NO!
(Inverse Culdee and Inverse MarioFan grab Invertosis)
Invertosis: HEY! LET ME GO! UGH! GUYS! MOONY HELP!
Moony: Hah! Say goodbye, Inverloser!
Inverse Tari: And kick out loud mouth too.
Moony: WHAT! NO!
(Inverse Parappa and Inverse Crystal grab Moony)
Moony: LET ME GO! LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!
Invertosis: TARI! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Inverse Tari: My name is not "Tari" anymore. It is now Queen Tari. Kick them out!
(Inverse AsphaltianOof opens a portal)
Invertosis: TARI! PLEASE DON’T!
(Invertosis and Moony are thrown out of the portal and enter Pensacola)
Inverse Tari: And never come back.
(The portal closes)
Invertosis: TARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
(Invertosis bangs on the floor in anger)
Invertosis: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moony: Well, look what you did! If you weren't so lazy, we wouldn't have gotten kicked out of our own home! Now where are we gonna live at!?
Invertosis: We should find somewhere to live at.
Moony: But nobody will let us live with them because we are super villains! Not to mention the Election!
Invertosis: I'm sure we will get the Refusion Dimension back. In the meantime, we should find a new place to live.
(Moony rolls her eyes. The two leave. It then cuts to Crash Bandicoot in his office drinking coffee)
Guard 1: Mr. Bandicoot, there are some people off to see you. They were asking about renting a house.
Crash Bandicoot: Bring them in.
(Invertosis and Moony come in. Crash spits out his coffee)
Moony: HEY! NOT ON ME!
Crash Bandicoot: What in Creator's name are you doing HERE!?
Invertosis: I want to rent a house.
Crash Bandicoot: B***h I bet you don't even have the money.
Invertosis: Well, I could get a job.
Crash Bandicoot: Highly doubt that.
Invertosis: F*** YOU! WATCH ME!
(It then cuts to the Durr Burger)
Beef Boss: Can I help you?
Invertosis: I would like to apply for a job here!
Beef Boss: Okay! You’re hired!
Invertosis: Woah, that was fast.
Beef Boss: Yeah, apparently we don't have time for applications. Plus that might be filler, so you’re hired!
Moony: Can I be hired too!
Beef Boss: No.
Moony: Why?
Beef Boss: Because you’re ugly in that suit.
Invertosis: Well, you haven’t seen what she actually looks like.
Moony: WAIT, DON'T-
(Invertosis presses a button causing Moony's burnt face to be revealed)
Beef Boss: OH LORD!
(Moony suffocates before Invertosis closes the faceplate)
Beef Boss: Okay. As long as you keep that suit on, you’re hired.
Invertosis: Nice! (To Moony) You can thank me later!
Moony: I'll get you back for that, but thanks.
(It cuts to later that day where Invertosis is seen at the cash register wearing an orange employee costume and a Durr Burger hat.)
Invertosis: God, I hate this uniform, but I need the money so I should just deal with it.
(Fatass comes in)
Invertosis: (In mind) Oh God, I see where this is going. (Normal) Hello sir, and welcome to Durr Burger. How can I help you?
Fatass: I would like a triple deluxe on a raft-
Invertosis: Listen pal, you said that like 6 times this year, so you want the order from Spongebob.
Fatass: Yeah and I want it here in 5 minutes!
Invertosis: Very well then. (Yelling) We need a triple deluxe on a raft in five minutes for the fatass!
Cook: Okay!
(Fatass is seen at his table. Invertosis serves him the burger)
Invertosis: Here you are sir!
Fatass: Noice!
(Fatass gives Invertosis $20)
Fatass: Here’s a tip for the troubles!
Invertosis: Sweet! This job is a piece of cake! I wonder how Moony is doing?
(Moony is seen over cooking a burger turning it black)
Beef Boss: How are we doing over here Moon- WHAT THE HELL!?
Moony: What? I'm cooking it!
Beef Boss: YOU OVER COOKED IT DUMBASS! IT'S BLACK!
Moony: ... That's offensive. You’re saying you don't like black burgers?!
Beef Boss: Yes, because they are disgusting!
Moony: Well, to me it tastes good!
Beef Boss: ... Maybe the cook option is not good for you. Let's try the next best thing.
(Moony is seen in the Drive Thru. Culdee is seen driving into the window. Moony gives him his food)
Moony: Here ya go sir!
Culdee: ... PAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!
Moony: What's so funny?
Culdee: “sniff” Oh nothing, it's just that you look f***ing ridiculous in that uniform! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Moony gets enraged. She throws the food onto Culdee's face)
Moony: F*** YOU!
(Beef Boss sees this)
Moony: Uhhhh. Hi?
Beef Boss: ...
(Invertosis and Moony are seen leaving Durr Burger)
Invertosis: Nice job Moony. You got us fired from the Durr Burger!
Moony: Well, he (Culdee) shouldn't have made fun of me!
Invertosis: Well, what other job are we gonna get now that we're fired?
Moony: Maybe an uber?
Invertosis: We could try that.
(Invertosis and Moony appear at an uber station. They enter the boss' office)
Invertosis: Yeah, we would like to be ubers.
Uber Manager: Sure! Welcome aboard!
Invertosis: Don't we need to fill a form or something?
Uber Manager: Well, like the burger said, that would be filler so welcome to the job!
Moony: This better be better than the Durr Burger!
(It starts off with Invertosis in a car picking up a man)
Invertosis: Where ya headed?
Man: The airport.
Invertosis: Great! Just a couple of errands and we'll take you there!
(It then shows a montage of Invertosis talking with some guys at a gas station, going to a barber, watching a baseball game and exiting a yoga class. Invertosis goes back in the car)
Invertosis: Boy, that was one b***h of a class. Uh how long until your flight?
Man: IT'S IN 20 MINUTES!
Invertosis: Ohhh. I can't get you there in 20 minutes, well Moony likes to drive fast.
(Moony drives by)
Moony: COME ON! HURRY UP GET IN!
(The Man gets in)
Moony: I hope you like the offspring!
(Moony drives the car really fast)
Moony: LETS GO!!!
(It then shows Moony driving up to a teen. The teen enters)
Teen: What's up. I need to get to Pensacola Stadium.
Moony: Would you like the A/C or the windows down?
Teen: How about both?
Moony: “gasp”
(It then cuts to Moony driving with the AC and the windows down)
Teen: Great huh?
Moony: It is! It really is!
(Moony then drives up to the Pensacola Stadium)
Moony: Thank you genius person!
Teen: Your welcome! Hey did you ever try sitting in a hot tub when it's snowing outside.
Moony: WHA- I- I am speechless.
(It then cuts to Moony driving down the highway at night with a strange guy)
Moony: So, where are we headed again?
???: Just head down that alleyway.
(Moony drives down the alleyway. She sees three taxi cars. People come out of the taxi cars holding crowbars and bats. They slowly walk up to her)
Moony: What's going on?
(The guy comes out of the shadows revealing to be a taxi driver)
Taxi Driver 4: This is what we do to uber drivers in this town.
(Taxi Driver 2 pulls her out of the car. The drivers then brutally beat her up)
Taxi Driver 4: COME ON! BEAT HER **S!
Taxi Driver 1: I WANNA SEE INVERSE BLOOD!
Moony: OW STOP! THE SOUND OF YOUR LEATHER JACKETS IS EXCRUCIATING!
Taxi Driver 3: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY A PHONE AND BECOME A TAXI!
Moony: Please! I just got kicked out of my dimension!
(The drivers continue to beat her up. Moony then brings up a gold watch with a picture of Judd Hirsch inside. She shows it to the taxi drivers)
Taxi Drivers: “hisss”
Taxi Driver 1: Stay back!
Taxi Driver 2: Where did you get that!?
Moony: From Judd Hirsch himself. I was a girl, no more than 11 or 12. I was on the road, man with a hat sat right next to me, said I reminded him of him when he was my age. I was just a girl, didn't know what that meant. Cause we all just had to-
(Moony's car is then seen on fire)
Moony: And you burnt my car while I was telling that fake Judd Hirsch story.
(Invertosis is seen exiting his car when Moony exits)
Invertosis: Dear God, Moony! What happened!?
Moony: I was beaten up by some taxi drivers in an alley.
Invertosis: I guess Ubers aren't a good idea for a job.
Moony: Yeah. And we can't even affords houses. What are we even gonna do?
Invertosis: Well, unless someone lets us move in, we are doomed.
Moony: True.
Invertosis: Lets go Moony.
(The two sadly walk off. It then cuts back to refusion dimension. Inverse Tari is seen wearing a crown and a robe and holding a staff)
Inverse Tari: Where is my drink!?
(Inverse Tari bangs her staff in impatience. Inverse Little Buddy comes up with chocolate milk)
Inverse Little Buddy: Here is your drink my queen!
Inverse Tari: About time!
(Inverse Tari takes the milk and drinks it only to spit it out)
Inverse Tari: BLEH! THIS IS DIET! DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED DIET MILK! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?
Inverse Little Buddy: (Scared) N-no sire, I just got you the wrong drink, I’ll get a new one-
Inverse Tari: NO! DON'T GO ANYWHERE! GUARDS!
(Inverse Guards come up)
Inverse Guard 1: Yes, your highness?
Inverse Tari: Take LB to the dungeon for shaming his queen!
Inverse Little Buddy: WHAT?!
Inverse Guard 2: Lets go.
(Inverse Guard 2 take Inverse LB away)
Inverse Tari: And good riddance.
Inverse Guard 1: So, your magesty, I have a question.
Inverse Tari: What do you want?
Inverse Guard 1: Well, it's just that, how are we gonna get our riches back?
Inverse Tari: It's simple, my guard. It will start off with taking over the over-world. “Laughs”
(The scene then cuts to black)
== CHAPTER FIVE ==
(It starts off with Jeffygeist playing Fortnite. He later dies)
TrashTalker69 (Voice): Get rekt f***ot.
Jeffygeist: WHAT THE!? THIS IS BULLS***!
(Jeffygeist grabs the Playstation and throws it out the window where it lands on Fatass crushing him)
Jeffygeist: THAT'S IT! I'M PLAYING XBOX NEXT TIME!
(Jeffygeist then comes downstairs where T-Series and Thanos are talking to Twisted Sunny)
T-Series: Soooo, how did you get here?
Twisted Sunny: Well, I was created by this weird scientist guy and eventually escaped.
Thanos: Huh.
(Suddenly, the phone rings)
Jeffygeist: I'll get it!
(Jeffygeist answers the phone)
Jeffygeist: Hello?
Goodman: Jeffygeist. Your house payment was due 3 months ago. I'm trying to be nice, but if you don't pay by next month, I will have no choice but to kick you out.
Jeffygeist: “sigh” Goodman come on just give me another week-
(Goodman hangs up)
Masked Menace III: Who was it?
Jeffygeist: It was Goodman. If we don't pay our payment by next month, we will have no choice but to leave.
T-Series: WHAT!?
Thanos: But this is my only home ever since the Avengers kicked me out of my ship.
Twisted Sunny: And I just moved in.
Jeffygeist: Well, unless we can get more people to help us pay, we will have no choice but to leave.
T-Series: God if only we could find more people to help out.
Jeffygeist: True. We also suck at heists most of the time and we can't get any money.
Thanos: WE'RE DOOMED! “cries”
T-Series: Oh, here we go again.
(It then cuts to Invertosis and Moony walking down the highway)
Invertosis: Moony, I have a feeling we might die.
Moony: Me too Invertosis, me too.
(Suddenly, a bank truck drives by)
Invertosis: You thinking what I’m thinking?
Moony: I think so Invertosis, but how are we supposed to get that much pancake mix-
Invertosis: Just stop ripping off Pinky and the Brain and lets rob that truck!
Moony: Okay!
(The two charge after the truck. The Driver is seen listening to a show)
Radio Guy 1: I can't believe you watched an R rated movie with my 6 year old nephew.
Radio Guy 2: I did not! Your 6 year old nephew, was watching an R rated movie with me!
Driver: HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
(Invertosis and Moony jump on the truck)
Invertosis: Moony, do the thang!
Moony: Alright!
(Moony uses her suit laser to open a hole into the truck. Invertosis and Moony break in. They see all of the money bags)
Invertosis: Woah. We could buy a huge house with this much!
(The Driver then looks in the rearview mirror and sees the two)
Driver: HEY!
Invertosis: Uh oh. Gotta blast!
Jimmy Neutron: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!
Invertosis: Too bad. Your crossover with Timmy Turner sucked!
(Moony kicks Jimmy out of the truck and the two make off with the money. Two cop cars come up)
Brooklyn Guy: Bring the money back, Invertosis!
Invertosis: NEVER!
(Invertosis shoots inverse lightning at them breaking the cars)
Simmons: OUR CAR!
Sonic: Welcome to my world.
(Sonic sees his car on top of a tree)
Sonic: MY CAR!
(Sonic runs off)
Invertosis: Quick! We gotta hide somewhere!
Moony: Well, lets go!
(The two run off. It switches back to Jeffygeist’s house. Thanos is still crying. Jeffygeist then leaves)
Masked Menace III: Hey JG, where are you going?
Jeffygeist: Going for a walk! This is just too stressful!
Masked Menace III: Okay.
(Jeffygeist is seen walking down a sidewalk)
Jeffygeist: I. Can’t. Believe this! The only home I ever stayed at and I just lose everything! Soon I’m gonna be like me from "Flower Meets Geist"!
(Jeffygeist passes a dumpster. Suddenly, Invertosis and Moony jump out)
Moony: That is the last time I am letting you choose a hiding spot!
Invertosis: Well, trash is the next haven!
Moony: No it's not.
Jeffygeist: Invertosis?
Invertosis: Jeffygeist?
Moony: MOONY!
(The two look at her)
Jeffygeist: What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be in your dimension?
Invertosis: Well, we kinda got kicked out.
Jeffygeist: Well, that sucks.
Invertosis: So what are you out here for?
Jeffygeist: Well, I was angry because we didn't have enough rent to pay our house for next month.
Invertosis: Well, me and Moony just got all of this money, maybe we can help pay!
Jeffygeist: You really think so?
Invertosis: Sure!
Moony: I have nothing better to do!
Jeffygeist: Awesome! So does that mean you’re gonna move in?
Invertosis: I guess so. Although me and Moony just booked this fancy hotel, we should move by next month?
Jeffygeist: But the money is due next month!
Invertosis: Well, in about 30 days we can move in so right before the end of the month!
Jeffygeist: Oh, okay! Well, I’ll see you two later!
Invertosis: Okay! Lets go Moony!
(Invertosis leaves. Moony stares at Jeffygeist)
Jeffygeist: What?
Moony: Oh, uh. Thanks.
(Moony runs off)
Jeffygeist: Hmm. Nice people!
(Jeffygeist walks back home. He knocks on the door)
Masked Menace III: I got it!
(MMIII opens up)
Masked Menace III: Hey, JG!
Jeffygeist: Hey, MM!
(MMIII notices something)
Masked Menace III: Hmmm.
Jeffygeist: What is it?
Masked Menace III: Oh, nothing it's just that, why are you’re in such a good mood.
Jeffygeist: You will see in 30 days!
Masked Menace III: Okay!
(Jeffygeist walks in. The screen cuts to black)
NOTE: Sorry for such a short chapter! I am about to move soon and my next stop is an hour and a half away! I will try to be active as much as I can once I get back + work on Jeffygeist and prolly FFTB! Thank you for being there for me and I’ll see you guys later!
- Kind Regards, Culdee!
== CHAPTER SIX ==
SYNOPSIS - One month later, Invertosis and Moony have officially moved in. Jeffygeist and the others are giving them a house tour, however Twisted Sunny is not very fond about the new roommates especially Moony.
(It starts off with Masked Menace III looking around for Twisted Sunny)
Masked Menace III: Twisted Sunny? TS? Where are you?
(He then hears ratchet sounds)
Masked Menace III: The hell?
(Masked Menace III follows the noise. He walks into the basement where Twisted Sunny is seen using a ratchet to connect a wheel to a skateboard)
Masked Menace III: ... What are you doing?
Twisted Sunny: Go away.
Masked Menace III: You didn't answer my question! What the hell are you doing?
Twisted Sunny: *sigh* I'm building a car!
Masked Menace III: TS, this is a skate board.
Twisted Sunny: So?
Masked Menace III: And is that my ratchet!?
Twisted Sunny: No.
Masked Menace III: It's my ratchet. It has my signature on it and everything!
(Masked Menace III points at the bottom of the ratchet which has the signature of Masked Menace III on it)
Twisted Sunny: So?
Masked Menace III: Why do you sound so pissed?
Twisted Sunny: Because I have to build my own car! You wont drive me anywhere any more!
Masked Menace III: Well that's because you don't pay any rent! You just hog the money you stole all to yourself!
(Twisted Sunny rolls her eyes)
Masked Menace III: Fine then. I guess you don't want to know the surprise-
(Twisted Sunny gets in MMIII's face)
Twisted Sunny: No what's the surprise?
Masked Menace III: Oh so now you want to know it!
Twisted Sunny: Yeah!
Masked Menace III: Okay then, give me my ratchet back.
Twisted Sunny: No.
Masked Menace III: Give it!
Twisted Sunny: No.
(Masked Menace III face palms)
Masked Menace III: *sigh* So basically during the past couple of months we been-
(Twisted Sunny gets back to work on her "car")
Masked Menace III: Wha- Did I just lose your interest already!?
Twisted Sunny: Yep.
Masked Menace III: *sigh* We are getting a new roomate.
(Twisted Sunny gets a shocked face)
Twisted Sunny: What?
Masked Menace III: So that got your attention huh?
Twisted Sunny: No that's not the point! Who is the roomate!
Masked Menace III: Well technically we are getting two roomates.
Twisted Sunny: TWO!? Who are they!?
Masked Menace III: Well if I am correct, one of them should be here right about-
(The door bell rings)
Masked Menace III: Now!
(The two walk up to the door)
Masked Menace III: You excited to see who the new roomates gonna be-
(Twisted Sunny pushes him aside)
Masked Menace III: HEY!
Twisted Sunny: Out of they way!
(Twisted Sunny opens the door as Zelda music plays in the backround. It is revealed to be Moony holding two suitcases. Twisted Sunny gets a shocked face and slams the door shut)
Masked Menace III: Why did you slam the door-
Twisted Sunny: NO NO NO! That is not a new roomate! She beats me up all the time!
Masked Menace III: Since when?
Twisted Sunny: Well.
(It shows a flashback of Twisted Sunny stealing money and eventually steals Moony's wallet)
Moony (Flashback): HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!
(Moony runs up to Twisted Sunny and beats her up. It shows another flashback of Moony in the durr burger eating a burger. Suddenly Twisted Sunny breaks through a window and steals her burger)
Twisted Sunny (Flashback): Thanks! Didn't want to pay!
(Twisted Sunny runs out of the resturaunt only to be dragged back in by Moony and beaten up offscreen. It then shows one more flashback of Moony walking down the street when she sees Twisted Sunny spray painting "Moony is Gay" on a wall)
Moony (Flashback): HEY!
Twisted Sunny (Flashback): Oh no.
(Moony runs after Twisted Sunny, chases her into an alleyway and beats her up off screen. The flashbacks end)
Twisted Sunny: You see!? This is why she can't move in! I am not moving in with that flower beater over there!
Masked Menace III: Well first of all, she is going to be our roommate so deal with it, and second of all you deserve it for not paying the rent!
Twisted Sunny: BUT I ONLY LIVED HERE FOR A MONTH!
(The doorbell rings again. Masked Menace III opens it up)
Masked Menace III: Hey Moony!
Moony: Hey MMIII!
(Moony looks at Twisted Sunny)
Moony: (slowly) Hi Twisted Sunny!
(Twisted Sunny looks at Moony with a scared/angry look)
Masked Menace III: Anyways, come on in!
(Moony enters)
Moony: This place looks cool!
Masked Menace III: Thanks! We got this house after saving up enough money along with T-Series and Thanos.
(T-Series and Thanos then come in)
T-Series: Hey look! It's the new roomate!
Thanos: Nice to meet you!
Moony: Nice to see you to!
Twisted Sunny: MM, could I talk to you in private for a sec?
Masked Menace III: Uhhh sure?
Twisted Sunny: Thanks!
(Twisted Sunny drags Masked Menace III)
Twisted Sunny: We can not let her in
Masked Menace III: Why not.
Twisted Sunny: Look at her! She is some strange being wearing that damn armor!
Masked Menace III: Well your just going to have to get used to her. Now help her carry in the last of her stuff!
Twisted Sunny: Woah woah woah woah! The last of her stuff?
Masked Menace III: Yeah.
(Masked Menace III points to a corner where a bunch of boxes and suitcases are seen)
Masked Menace III: You don't see all of those boxes and stuff over there!? This is literally taking up an entire room TS, how could you not notice that!?
Twisted Sunny: Wha- HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT!? (To Moony) WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
Moony: Uhhh last night.
Twisted Sunny: WHAT!? HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT!?
Moony: You were sleeping.
Twisted Sunny: Oh.
Masked Menace III: Well anyways to settle this, which room do you want to take?
Moony: Uhh I think i'll take Twisted Sunny's room.
(TS gets a shocked face)
Twisted Sunny: NONONONONNONONO! THAT'S MINE!
Masked Menace III: (sternly) Twisted Sunny.
Twisted Sunny: Please don't let her take my room, it took me so long to set up!
T-Series: True. She does have a TV set up in there.
Moony: Well I already kinda moved you out.
Twisted Sunny: WHAT!?
Thanos: You did? Since when?
Moony: Last night. I got a couch, a table and everything set in there.
(Twisted Sunny gets a shocked face)
Twisted Sunny: Okay I am pissed. (To Masked Menace III) GET THE F*** OUT!
Masked Menace III: Uhhh okay.
(Masked Menace III walks off. Twisted Sunny angrilly marches to her room)
Twisted Sunny: I swear to god if you took my S*** out of my room I am gonna be so pissed.
(Twisted Sunny opens her room door only to see Invertosis on an Xbox playing minecraft)
Twisted Sunny: WHO ARE YOU!?
Invertosis: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOM! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
Twisted Sunny: WHAT!?
Masked Menace III: Yeah! Get out of his room! He's playing Minecraft!
Twisted Sunny: What meme is this? And wait. WHERES MY TV!?
(Twisted Sunny then sees a spiderman poster on the wall)
Twisted Sunny: THAT'S MY POSTER! WHAT THE HELL!?
Moony: Shut up TS.
Twisted Sunny: F*** YOU!
(Twisted Sunny leaves and slams the door. She is heard causing a temper tantrum. She then quickly breaks back in)
Twisted Sunny: YOU'RE A D***!
Moony: What do you want now?
Twisted Sunny: I want my room back!
Masked Menace III: Where did you even put most of her stuff at?
Moony: Well most of it was thrown away but I put the rest somewhere.
Twisted Sunny: WHAT!? OH MY F***ING GOD!
(Moony then walks to another door and opens it)
Moony: This is what's left of your room.
(The room is revealed to have a bunch of matresses, metal bars and full garbage bags. Twisted Sunny looks at this with a shocked face)
Moony: You can sleep on one of the matresses, you can play with metal bars and hey! You can also put your clothes in those garbage bags!
Masked Menace III: You okay Twisted Sunny.
(Twisted Sunny looks at this shocked)
Twisted Sunny: It's ruined.
Masked Menace III: What's ruined?
Twisted Sunny: My room. Everythings gone. I had a 70 inch flat screen TV!
Moony: Key word was "Had"
Masked Menace III: oooh. He got you there.
Twisted Sunny: HAD!? WHERE IS IT!?
Moony: I threw it in the dumpster outside.
Twisted Sunny: ...
Masked Meneace III: Here let me help you get used to your room.
(Masked Menace grabs Twisted Sunny)
Twisted Sunny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(Masked Menace III throws Twisted Sunny into the room)
Masked Menace III: Have fun!
Twisted Sunny: GO F*** YOURSELF YOU MASKED F***!
(Masked Menace III closes the door)
Moony: Is she usually like this?
Masked Menace III: Kind of. Yeah. I'm gonna check on her.
(Masked Menace III opens the door)
Masked Menace III: How you doing in there bud-
(Twisted Sunny throws garbage bags at him)
Masked Menace III: OW!
Twisted Sunny: F*** YOU!
Moony: Close the door before she goes super sayain!
(Masked Menace III slams the door)
Moony: Wow. She's mad.
Masked Menace III: True.
(Twisted Sunny exits the room with a calm expression)
Masked Menace III: Hey TS! You calm now?
Twisted Sunny: Yeah i'm calm. Just wait there for a second.
(Twisted Sunny goes back into her room. She then throws a matress at Moony)
Moony: OH S***!
Twisted Sunny: TAKE THAT YOU F***ING W****!
(Masked Menace III shuts the door)
Masked Menace III: Maybe that's enought of TS for now. Let's go find Jeffygeist!
Moony: Okay!
(The two head off while Twisted Sunny is screaming in rage in her room. It then cuts to Masked Menace III and Moony walking up to a door)
Masked Menace III: Okay. He should be in there.
(Moony knocks on the door)
Jeffygiest: (Voice) ONE SECOND!
(Jeffygeist then opens the door wearing TMNT Pajamas)
Jeffygeist: What do you want?
Masked Menace III: ... What are you wearing?
Jeffygeist: What do you mean what am I wearing!? I'm wearing PJs! You woke me up!
Masked Menace III: They're ninja turtle PJs.
Jeffygeist: ... So? I like the ninja turtles. Do you not like em?
Masked Menace III: Well Yeah I do. (To Moony) Do you like em?
Moony: They're fine I guess.
Jeffygeist: EVERYONE LIKES THE NINJA TURTLES! SO what do you want?
Masked Menace III: I just wanted to introduce you to the new roommate.
Jeffygeist: I already met her.
Masked Menace III: Oh.
Moony: Well thanks for letting my and Invertosis stay at your place.
Jeffygeist: No Problem! Just try to pay the rent or you won't be driven any where like Twisted Sunny.
Masked Menace III: Yeah. Speaking of her, she's kinda having another temper tantrum now.
Jeffygeist: What happened now?
Moony: I took her room.
Jeffygeist: Huh. Cool. So where is she?
Masked Menace III: She's currently in that room. 
(The three look inside the room and see that Twisted Sunny is passed out on one of the matresses)
Jeffygesit: Aww. Is she asleep?
Moony: Yeah. Must have passed out from all the screaming.
Masked Menace III: We should prolly turn the lights off.
Jeffygeist: Poor little flower.
(Moony shuts the lights off)
Jeffygeist: I like the room design TS!
(Moony closes the door)
Jeffygeist: "yawn" Well that was fun! I'm gonna head back to my room.
(Moony looks at the room Jeffygeist was in)
Jeffygeist: What are you looking at?
Moony: That's your room right?
Jeffygeist: No. That's T-Series' room.
Moony: What the hell were you doing in T-Series' room.
Jeffygeist: Don't worry about it. I was just having a slumber party, you know boy's stuff.
Moony: Then where do you even live?
Jeffygeist: Under the stair case.
Moony: Why do you live under the stair case?
Jeffygeist: BRUH! I'm trying to be the next Harry Potter! Got to get my accaptance into Hogwarts!
Masked Menace III: I don't know if they accept black monsters like you.
Jeffygeist: ... That's racist.
Moony: Well anyways, i'm gonna go out and rob some stuff!
Masked Menace III: I'll come as well!
Jeffygeist: Well you guys go on. I'm going to go back under the stairs to see if my letter to hogwarts made it so I can get another one from Hedwig. The uh owl.
Masked Menace III: Wait, didn't he die-
Moony: I think that's enough spoilers.
Jeffygeist: Snape kills Dumbledore.
Moony: Ooookay then? Well let's go!
Masked Menace III: Alright!
(The two run off. It then transitions back to the Inverse dimension. Inverse Tari is seen there with the other inverse ones at a planning board)
Inverse Tari: Have you came up with the plans to invade yet?
Inverse Jewels: So far, we came up with a way to deactivate the defenses for the system.
Inverse Tari: Perfect! Soon we will be able to conqure Pensacola once and for all!
Inverse Mystery Bastard: But what if we fail?
Inverse Tari: Are you kidding me!?
(Inverse Tari slaps Inverse Mystery Bastard with her inverse cane)
Inverse Mystery Bastard: OW!
Inverse Tari: We will never lose! Toad and Invertosis may have not been able to bring the city death, but I know we will this time! Because we are the inevitable.. We are the Inverse!
Inverse Ones: We are the Inverse! We are the Inverse!
Inverse Tari: Pensacola. Time to say your last goodbye...
(Inverse Tari laughs as the chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER SEVEN ==
SYNOPSIS - Inverse Tari is now putting her plan into action. Jeffygeist and the others later find out about the invasion and decide to stop it. Will they win? Find out in this epic story finale!
(It starts off with Jeffygeist in his room under the stair case asleep. He wakes up. He puts his slippers and his helmet on. He looks out the window)
Jeffygeist: Good morning to the best city for robbing!
(Masked Menace III comes in covered in nerf darts)
Jeffygeist: MM?
Masked Menace III: I feel like I should prepare you for what's out there.
Jeffygeist: How bad can it be? Lid of the peanut butter? A roller skate left on the stairway? A series of war games.
(Jeffygeist exits his room only to see a bunch of nerf darts flying towards him. Masked Menace III takes off his mask and uses it to deflect the nerf darts. He puts it back on. T-Series is seen running by holding a nerf gun. Thanos is seen shooting at him)
Thanos: Take that!
Jeffygeist: Thanos! Don't yell at your target before you fire! You'll lose the element of surprise!
Thanos: Oh! Thanks for the tip JG!
Jeffygeist: No problem Thanus!
(Invertosis is seen running by which causes a vase to fall off the table. Masked Menace III grabs it before it falls to the ground)
Masked Menace III: When I said let your roommates explore freely, I DID NOT MEAN LET THEM PLAY NERF GUNS IN THE HOUSE!
(Invertosis is seen sneaking around. Twisted Sunny is also seen hiding in the chandelere)
Twisted Sunny: Target aquired.
(Invertosis then trips on a rope)
Invertosis: WOAH!
(The rope triggers a few pillows and they collide with Invertosis knocking him down)
Invertosis: You set traps!? It's just a game!
Twisted Sunny: You're not a player. You're a pawn.
Thanos: Uh TS, maybe take it down a notch?
Twisted Sunny: TELL THAT TO MY MEN YOU CAPTURED IN PEKING!
Thanos: ... Wot?
Twisted Sunny: It's part of my character's backstory! Grizzled ex-special forces pulled out of retirement for revenge! What's yours?
Thanos: Uhhh my guy has a nerf gun?
Twisted Sunny: Not anymore.
(Twisted Sunny brings out a dart gun and shoots Thanos in the face knocking him out. She uses a grappling hook to grab Thanos' gun)
Twisted Sunny: AHAH!
T-Series: Gah!
(T-Series runs off. Twisted Sunny chases after him. They run to the foyer room)
T-Series: THE FOYERS A SAFE ZONE! THE FOYERS A-
(Twisted Sunny tackles T-Series)
Twisted Sunny: This is no foyer. Only a tomb.
(Twisted Sunny grabs her gun and aims it at T-Series. It cuts back to Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III walking down a hallway. A gun shot is heard)
T-Series: OW MY T BONE!
Jeffygeist: "laughs" Tomb.
Masked Menace III: JG! This is getting out of control!
Jeffygeist: For everyone's happiness, we've all gone to make sacrifices!
(Jeffygeist enters the bathroom only to see Moony using a hair dryer)
Moony: Um. Ocupoda.
(Jeffygeist gets an angered face)
Jeffygeist: House. Meeting. Now.
(It then cuts to everyone at the dining room. T-Series, Thanos, Moony, Twisted Sunny and Invertosis are seen chatting while Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III are seen at a board covered with a tarp. Jeffygeist angrilly bangs the board getting everyone's attention)
Jeffygeist: Alright. Time for some house rules.
(Jeffygeist removes the tarp revealing the board which has two rules written on it)
Jeffygeist: Rule 1. My space is my space. My study. My sleeping quarters.
(Moony rolls her eyes)
Jeffygeist: My washroom. Rule 2. Defer to Masked Menace III for any other rules. I am pleased to have you here as long as it in no way inconveniences me. Good day!
(Jeffygeist walks off)
Masked Menace III: This may be Jeffygeist's territory but it's my house. So.
(Masked Menace III flips the board revealing a bunch of rules)
Masked Menace III: My house rules! "Exhaustive. Comprehensive-"
(Moony is seen walking off)
Masked Menace III: And where are you going?
(Moony is seen holding a dirty cloth)
Moony: I got unmentionables to wash.
Masked Menace III: "sigh" Rule 58. If you need something, ask for permission first.
Moony: Did you hear that guys? Ask Permission!
Masked Menace III: Rule 23. No one is above the rules, Moony!
(Masked Menace III points circled writing on the board which says, "Rule 23. No one is above the rules, Moony!"
Masked Menace III: If you had simply asked for assistance, we could have avoided what i'm referring to as the "Undergarment Incident"
(The other four are heard laughing while Moony gets a mad face)
Moony: I can take care of myself!
Masked Menace III: That is not your decision to make! You live here, YOU ANSWER TO ME!
Moony: I ANSWER TO NO ONE!
(The two get in eachothers face with angered expressions)
Thanos: Are they gonna kiss?
All: EWWW!
Moony and Masked Menace III: OUTSIDE! NOW!
== Trivia ==
* The story takes place before "The Purge! (SFU Story)" and "Far from the Burrow! Season One".