Mary Padre

Mary Padre is Leslie and Todd Padre's 10-year-old daughter whom Todd refuses to give money to. Like her sibling, Mary is cash-poor but owns a fair amount of land.
She was observed meeting with a real estate agent, however she was described as “ill-equipped” for the meeting and it is believed that the agent was a con man attempting to take advantage of the fact that she was unaware of her land’s value. According to Todd, this wouldn’t be the first time Mary has fallen victim to a con man.
Mary once used her birthday wish to wish that her father had to tell the truth for an entire day. Immediately after she made this wish, her father stated that he was gay. On her half-birthday, she again wished that her father had to tell the truth, which resulted in him admitting that he was profiting of his therapy sessions/performances with a mannequin.
During a custody hearing, Mary was quoted as saying "I'm living with mom. Please, please, please. I'm living with mom," and ended up roasting Todd for about 10 minutes. Most of Mary's jokes during the hearing were about how Todd sits down to pee (although in actuality he lays down to pee). 
She reported her father to the police for torturing her after he put her in a well-lit room full of smoke (from cigarettes he was smoking) and played the song "Toxicity" by System of a Down at full volume. Todd did this to force Mary to read his play "The Story of My Life, Todd Padre: A One Man Show:" and give him her thoughts.
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