Amazing Regular Time/Transcript

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 <[The scene is the park, where Mordecai and Rigby are playing a game of rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. They are using a large cardboard cutout of Spock's head as a prop.]
 
 Mordecai: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
 
 Rigby: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
 
 [They both show their hands. Mordecai has paper and Rigby has scissors.]
 
 Rigby: Ha! Scissors cuts paper! I win!
 
 Mordecai: What? No way! Paper disproves Spock!
 
 Rigby: That's not how it works, man. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes scissors.
 
 Mordecai: That's too complicated, dude. Let's just stick to the original rules.
 
 Rigby: Fine, fine. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
 
 [They both show their hands again. Mordecai has Spock and Rigby has lizard, Spock vaporizes the dead lizard, Rigby yells in pain when it hits his hands as well, his hand is burnt.]
 
 Mordecai: Yes! Spock vaporizes lizard! I win!
 
 Rigby: What? No fair! You can't use Spock twice in a row!
 
 Mordecai: Why not? It's a valid move.
 
 Rigby: It's cheating, that's why. You have to use a different hand each time.
 
 Mordecai: Says who?
 
 Rigby: Says me!
 
 Mordecai: Well, I say you're wrong!
 
 Rigby: Well, I say you're a loser!
 
 Mordecai: Well, I say you're a jerk!
 
 Rigby: Well, I say you're a...
 
 [Before Rigby can finish his insult, the cardboard cutout of Spock suddenly glows and emits a loud beep. A portal opens up behind it, sucking Mordecai, Rigby, and the cutout into it. They scream as they disappear into the vortex.]
 
 [The scene changes to a colorful and whimsical land, where Finn and Jake are walking along a path.]
 
 Finn: Man, I love adventure time. Don't you, Jake?
 
 Jake: Yeah, buddy. It's the best time of the day.
 
 Finn: I wonder what kind of adventure we'll have today. Maybe we'll fight some evil monsters, or rescue some princesses, or explore some dungeons, or...
 
 [Suddenly, Mordecai, Rigby, and the cardboard cutout of Spock fall out of the sky and land on Finn and Jake, knocking them down.]
 
 Finn: Oof!
 
 Jake: Ow!
 
 Mordecai: Aah!
 
 Rigby: Ooh!
 
 Spock: [in a robotic voice] Live long and prosper.
 
 [They all look at each other in confusion and shock.]
 
 Finn: Whoa, who are you guys?
 
 Mordecai: Who are we? Who are you?
 
 Jake: We're Finn and Jake, the coolest adventurers in Ooo.
 
 Rigby: Ooo? What's Ooo?
 
 Finn: Ooo is the name of this land, duh.
 
 Mordecai: This land? Where are we?
 
 Jake: You're in Ooo, I just told you.
 
 Rigby: How did we get here?
 
 Finn: I don't know, you tell me. You just fell out of the sky.
 
 Mordecai: We did? How?
 
 Jake: Beats me. Maybe you came from another dimension or something.
 
 Rigby: Another dimension? That's crazy.
 
 Mordecai: Yeah, that's crazy. Right, Spock?
 
 Spock: [in a robotic voice] Affirmative.
 
 [They all stare at the cardboard cutout of Spock, which blinks and beeps.]
 
 Finn: What the heck is that thing?
 
 Mordecai: It's Spock, the most logical being in the universe.
 
 Rigby: Yeah, he's awesome. He can do anything.
 
 Finn: Really? Like what?
 
 Rigby: Like... like... like opening portals to other dimensions!
 
 Mordecai: Yeah, that's right. He opened a portal to this dimension.
 
 Finn: Wow, that's pretty cool.
 
 Jake: Yeah, that's really awesome. But can he do this?
 
 [Jake stretches his arm and grabs the cardboard cutout of Spock, pulling it away from Mordecai and Rigby.]
 
 Mordecai: Hey, give that back!
 
 Rigby: Yeah, give it back!
 
 Jake: No way, it's mine now.
 
 Finn: Jake, don't be rude. Give it back to them.
 
 Jake: But Finn, it's so cool. I want to keep it.
 
 Finn: Jake, come on. It's not yours.
 
 Jake: Fine, fine. Here, take it.
 
 [Jake tosses the cardboard cutout of Spock back to Mordecai and Rigby, but it hits a rock and breaks in half. The portal reopens and sucks Finn, Jake, Mordecai, Rigby, and the broken cutout into it. They scream as they disappear into the vortex.]
 
 [The scene changes to a suburban town, where Gumball and Darwin are walking home from school.]
 
 Gumball: So, what do you want to do today, Darwin?
 
 Darwin: I don't know, Gumball. What do you want to do?
 
 Gumball: Well, we could watch some TV, or play some video games, or prank some people, or...
 
 [Suddenly, Finn, Jake, Mordecai, Rigby, and the broken cardboard cutout of Spock fall out of the sky and land on Gumball and Darwin, knocking them down.]
 
 Gumball: Aah!
 
 Darwin: Oof!
 
 Finn: Ouch!
 
 Jake: Ugh!
 
 Mordecai: Ow!
 
 Rigby: Eek!
 
 Spock: [in a robotic voice] Error. Error. System malfunction.
 
 [They all look at each other in confusion and shock.]
 
 Gumball: What the what?
 
 Darwin: Who the who?
 
 Finn: Where the where?
 
 Jake: How the how?
 
 Mordecai: When the when?
 
 Rigby: Why the why?
 
 Spock: [in a robotic voice] Who am I?
 
 [They all stare at the broken cardboard cutout of Spock with a deadpan expression, then sparks and explodes.]
 
 [The screen goes black and the title appears: "Amazing Regular Time", the opening credits appear and cut back into the actual special.]
 
 Gumball: [shocked and frustrated] First of all, WHO ARE YOU GUYS AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
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