RUCluckers

RUCluckers is a fast food "chain" owned by the RUC. It was started up by Felix the Cat supposedly due to his family's love of chicken or whatever. There is no evidence that suggests that, so it's 99% likely this is just another one of the RUC's attempts to monetize themselves.
Ruben's Nuts ran the chain after Felix quit before all instances were finally closed down.
==History==
The first instance of RUCluckers came when the RUC came across a closed-down diner and simply plastered letters on the sign to turn it into RUCluckers. They would write a fabricated story about its origins from Felix's family recipe and the like. Not having any idea of how to cook actual food, they just used whatever they found or whatever they found delicious (IE poop), and use them to cook horrifying abominations in the kitchen. They would use anyone they kidnapped to work as slaves in the restauraunt. 
During the Peninsula War, with more territory conquered by the RUC, they were given free reign to open more restaurants, or otherwise repurpose previously existing diners into RUCluckers. After the territories were liberated by the Resistance, they would make great efforts to clean up and close down the restaurants, and provide therapy for those who were traumatized by what they've witnessed inside. 
==Working Conditions==
RUC propaganda claims that RUCluckers is a fine, upstanding establishment that serves delicious "food." However, reality proves otherwise, as the majority of their workforce are prisoners and slaves, who aren't compensated for their labor. They live in the worst possible conditions without even a lunch break (then again, considering the food... it's probably for the best). After an RUC-controlled city was liberated during the Peninsula War, Resistance members entered one building and discovered several maimed and traumatized workers, some even locked in the basement's freezers. There were also blood and rust covering the ovens and other kitchen appliances.
Anecdotes from the freed workers suggest that every day they are expected to salute a portrait of Felix lest they be thrown in the ovens or used as ingredients for the "food." They are also to handle dangerous materials without any safety gear whatsoever, this includes toxic waste.
==Safety of the food==
The "food" is anything but food and certainly not safe. Many testimonies from workers there (to be discussed below) have been documented concerning the sheer lack of food safety employed by the "Restaurant", many of which include evidence of food poisoning, rancid food being served, and worst of all, the use of the contents of the toilet and actual toxic waste in the recipe, which is almost certainly the reason why their restaurants were closed down, among the hellish working conditions there. The results of eating RUCluckers range from vomiting blood, organs, and/or their own lungs and stomach out. The victim also has holes burned through their stomach and their rectum, to the point that people can get a clear look right into the body. Their drinks aren't any better, exhibiting a sickly green glow, leading to many to believe that they are actually just radioactive waste.
The Resistance witnessed a grizzly sight after entering an RUCluckers for the first time, seeing so many organs, vomit, blood, and dead bodies strewn about the floor with holes burned through their stomachs. This made it particularly difficult to clean the place out, as the sight was too much for some to bear.
It is rumored that the ingredients consist of "Horse Cocks with Snail Shit deep fried in Shark Jizz" Yum yum, gotta have that RUKKKucker dinner amirite?
==Edited Reviews/Comments dispute==
Many workers and customers have spoken out against the lies perpetrated by the RUC's propaganda about the conditions of the restaurant. They mostly do this by posting negative reviews for the public to see. However, the RUC (most likely Jabberjaw himself) has rewritten each and every one into glowing, positive reviews for the chain. The question arises about why they care so much about negative reviews, when many large companies often don't pay them much mind. Even more, if they saw the reviews as simply "misinformation," why do they feel the need to rewrite them into positive reviews, rather than just striking them out and be done with it? These questions should be considered when viewing content relating to RUCluckers.
==Charity==
The RUC claims RUCluckers was being used as a way to collect money to donate to charities. After several investigations, it was revealed that the "charities" the RUC spoke of was basically the RUC's funding for weaponry and every other warfare-related stuff to fight "demons" with. Another portion of the "charity money" goes towards Lady Tremaine for her to buy expensive clothing and jewelry with. Yet another portion goes towards supporting the fledgling Indigo Syndicate.
== Hell's Kitchen Dispute ==
Recently RUC-affiliated propaganda has been attacking a rival restaurant chain they call "Hell's Kitchen," which they claimed is owned by survivors A.B. and Fredericka. They accuse this restaurant of many of the same things that RUCluckers itself is responsible for, such as dangerous food that kills whoever eats them, and dangerous working conditions.
They have also released photographic and video "evidence" proving their claims. Upon closer inspection however, one will notice some details such as the floors, wallpaper, and kitchen appliances that match those of known RUCluckers locations. In a few cases, one can also see RUClucker's own logo right in the frame.
=== The existence of "Hell's Kitchen" ===
There is no restaurant chain called "Hell's Kitchen," at least not one run by A.B. and Fredericka. It's possible what RUC-affiliates are referring to is one of the diners in Justice Tower that the two have begun working in during and after the tower's restoration. Doing what the RUC and their affiliates do best, they have made up an entire story about how horrible it is, and projecting all of their own flaws onto them.
== Gallery ==
File:Bewarerucluckers.png|Beware of edited reviews
File:RUCluckers food.jpg|The ingredients used in their "food"
File:Rucluckersevidence.png|Photographic evidence released by the RUC of "Hell's Kitchen." Notice the RUCluckers logo to the top-right, and the RUC logo plastered on the walls.
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