Squidward is Dead

Squidward is Dead is the twelfth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: Jesus I’m so fucking bored.
Jesus: (appears out of nowhere) Somebody called?
SpongeBob: What the fuck? You’re REAL?!
Squidward: SpongeBob, I’m trying to get some slee- EE- EEP! JESUS CHRIST! IS THAT THE REAL JESUS CHRIST?
Jesus: Yes, it is me, Squidward Tentacles. It is me, Jesus H. Christ.
Squidward: (dies)
SpongeBob: Oh my god, Jesus killed Kenny!
Jesus: No I didn’t. (vanishes)
SpongeBob: Whoa, what just happened?
Patrick: Uhh, I think Jesus just answered your prayers.
SpongeBob: Wow, I guess it really is true what they say about miracles!
Patrick: Yeah, I guess so.
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I’ll have to find something else to do to keep me entertained.
Patrick: Yeah, me too.
SpongeBob: Hey, I know! Let’s go jellyfishing!
Patrick: Yeah! Let’s go!
(They both run off to go jellyfishing and have a great time.)
THE END
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