Ladies & Gentlemen: The Mortgage Family!

Ladies & Gentlemen: The Mortgage Family! is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If Laurie Partridge were to move out and apply for a mortgage for her own place, what legal term might appear after her name on the paperwork?
===Choices===
1. maiden
2. loner
3. old maid
4. spinster
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Maiden? No. But didn't Laurie play keyboards on Iron Maiden's '87 tour?"
2. "No, the loner would be the guy at the bank."
3. "Old Maid? No, she was in high school, for god sakes!"
4. "Spinster."
===Answer Quote===
"Believe it or not, it's sometimes used on legal documents. It means 'single woman'."
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