Moms I'd Like to Forget/Quotes

:Bart: Ew, you're sitting on the toilet!
:Marge: When it's closed, it's a chair.
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:Marge: We called ourselves the cool moms.
:Bart: There’s nothing cooler than calling yourselves cool.
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:Lisa: (in the comic book store) Could we hurry this up? I am really uncomfortable being a girl in this store! (cut to a statue of a busty bikini clad woman chained to a boulder)
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:Sarah Wiggum: Homer, can you make me look fan-cy?
:Homer: Sorry Sarah, I'm retired.
:Chief Wiggum: But tonight's the Policeman's Ball, and if you let my Sarah down, I can make life very difficult for you.
:Homer: I'd like to see you try.
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:Bart: Rumble it is! Right after school! Rain or shine!
:(cut to everyone waiting in the rain)
:Bart: So we wait for shine then?
:(all agree)
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:Marge: Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?
:Homer: Can't start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling.
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:Homer: So, seen any good beer commercials lately?
:Man: Asinine! Everything you say is asinine!
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:Comic Book Guy: The answer is no, and I can say it in Na'vi and Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories about that, which I will share with you never.
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:Homer: Ooh, this is late for Marge... I assume. I've never been home at this hour.
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:Martin Prince: (tears his shirt in rage) Rumble!
:Nelson: Just go home.
:Martin Prince: (meekly) Thank you.
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:Groundskeeper Willie: You call that a scar? This is a scar!
:Nelson: That's a belly button. Everybody's got one.
:Groundskeeper Willie: (sadly) I thought I was special.
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:Nelson: (sprays Gatorade on Mrs. Krabappel after a dodgeball game)
:Edna Krabappel: Hey! I'm not the coach! There is no coach!
:Nelson: I know... I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
:Edna Krabappel: (puts a hand to her chest and smiles at Nelson)
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