Java

== "It's too early for this." ==
Java is a natural fuel that provides the greatest delicacy in the world - coffee. 
Coffee is provided and supply regulated by the Java Association, the grand overseers of all types of coffee, who operate out of the Amazon Rainforest.
=== Java Beings ===
Java can sometimes coalesce into a soul, creating java beings such as Madame Coffee Table. These entities are also monitored by the Java Association.