M*A*S*H

The Memory Alfalfa Surgical Hospital, better known as M*A*S*H (also known as MASH, mash, MaSh, mAsH, maSH, MAsh, MasH, mASh, Mash, mAsh, maSh, masH, mASH, MaSH, MAsH, MASh, and mashed potatoes), is an elite medical facility for readers who have injured themselves while laughing at our articles. Business has been pretty slow as of late, so the staff pretty much hangs around and plays dom-jot all day.
==Staff==
*Enzo "Hawknose" Acquarius
*Tim "Tapper Tim" Thomason
*Alan "Klingon Klinger" Del Becchio
*Thy'lek "Dago Blue" Shran
*Sulfuric "Sonar" Acid
*Ouroboros "The Painful Pole" Cobra
*Travis "Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing" Mayweather
*Cid "Hot Hips" Highwind