Sexist

Sexist is an episode in Pemails, and is the 3rd answered on the fax.
==Cast==
*Patrick
==Transcript==
Patrick: alrighty folks, today i will answer 3 emails at once. Faxy, do your work!
(Fax-o-matic prints each word one by one)
Patrick: Dear... Patrick...
Kill... yourself...
Signed,... MightyCamerom269
Patrick: (presses finger on the F.O.M) well, i- (releases finger) still need to get used to that. Anyway, no, i will not die. Starfish can't die, right?
 
(Next email gets printed)
Patrick: are… u... a… sex-ist? 
Patrick: no i am not a sex-ist! I don't even know what a sex-ist is! Next email, fax.
(Prints out)
Patrick: Patrick, I have sent you a Spongordore 64 in the mail, hope you like it!
Signed, GraniteToast1992 3.0
Patrick: what?! Holy crap! Ive always wanted one of those! Im gonna go check my mail right-a-now-a!
(Cuts to patrick holding a package in front of the mailbox)
Patrick: (rips it open) oh… my… gosh… (runs inside)
(Cuts to patrick putting the console down)
Patrick: now it's time to play a game! Good thing i have a collection of games for this console. (Grabs battle for bikini bottom on the Spongodore 64) yes! (He puts the cart in and starts playing) i know where I'll be for the next 5 years.
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