Hunger Games - DOS Edition/Episode 7

Episode 7 is the seventh episode of Hunger Games - DOS Edition. It first aired on February 22, 2017.
== 7th Day - Daytime ==
=== Near the Cornucopia ===
Crim and Ricky set up a camp last night. They are woken up by a voice.
Effie: Congratulations to our last 3 remaining participants! You had been through a lot for the past 6 days and today is the big finale! Please, reach the "Mountain of Death" for the final competition!
Crim: So it's just the three of us.
Ricky: I can't believe we have to fight Jack..
Crim: We don't, we can be the final two together. (winks)
Ricky: True, who cares about him. He's probably the one who killed Mandy...
Suddenly, a new arena pops up in the distance. It's on top of a cliff.
Crim: Oh my lord, is that the "Mountain of Death" ?!
Ricky: Pretty generic because everything has been "death" for the past 7 days.
The two guys walk in the forest.
Ricky: Hey I never asked you but what does "Crim" stands for?
Crim: It's my stage name and it stands for two things. The first one that everyone knows is "Criminal" and the second one, that is pretty secret, it's "Cunt Rag in Motion".
Ricky: Makes so much sense.
The guys arrive at the foot of the mountain. 
Ricky has been trying to climb it and Crim rolls her eyes.
Crim: What the fuck are you doing, that's not the right way to go.
Ricky: Sorry if I'm just trying to get us up?
Crim: Sorry if I'm just showing you the path? (points at the stone stairs next to them)
Ricky: Oh, fuck.
=== On the Mountain ===
After 1 hour of climbing stairs, Ricky cries out of desperation.
Ricky: Kill me now, I just want to know who killed Mandy!
Crim: Ricky, we're already up.
Jack: Good morning, would you like some coffee?
Crim: Fuck off, we know you're gonna poison us and do an easy kill.
Jack: Sadly, I can't. I wasted it on poisoning Blair.
Crim: You filthy rat.
Ricky: Jack, can I lick your sweaty armpits? I need to drink...
Jack: Um no. 
Suddenly, Effie spoke up.
Effie: Thank you for making it here, guys! Now, let's do a recap of everyone who didn't make it until now!
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A blue panel appears in the air and shows each chronological death of the past 6 days.
* [1st Day] District 9: KA gets blown up by stepping out the podium too early.
* District 11: Angela Anaconda gets stabbed by Fearless Diva.
* District 10: Cricket gets stabbed by Fearless Diva.
* District 9: Bela gets stabbed by Wubbzy.
* District 2: Garrett gets hit on the head by Nanette Manoir.
* [2nd Day] District 8: Drew gets stabbed by the Red Cougar.
* District 5: Fearless Diva gets her throat sliced up by Wubbzy.
* District 6: Margot dies by dysenthery.
* District 8: Deb gets shot in the head with an arrow by Mandy.
* District 1: Mandy gets impaled with a spear by Crim.
* [3rd Day] District 12: Claire gets strangled to death by Jason.
* District 2: Jessie gets her head snapped by Ricky.
* [4th Day] District 6: Jason gets blown up by Kitty.
* District 5: Wubbzy gets blown up by Kitty and Red Cougar.
* [5th Day] District 7: Alex gets shot with a poisoned arrow by Ricky.
* District 4: Kitty gets hit on the head by Nanette Manoir.
* District 12: Tom gets decapitated by Jack.
* District 4: Red Cougar gets axed by Jack.
* [6th Day] District 11: Nanette Manoir gets poisoned by Amy.
* District 10: Blair gets poisoned by Jack.
* District 7: Amy gets set up on fire by Crim and Ricky.
------Crim: Iconic.
Jack: I'm happy of my kills.
Ricky was mad, his eyes were twiitching. He turned to Crim and started to shout.
Ricky: So it was you! Why did you kill her?!
Crim: Oh my fucking God, you're so annoying. We were fighting for a bagpack and she tried to stab my shoulder, I used one of the spears I made for fishing and killed her.
Ricky: I trusted you.
Crim: Fuck off, you rat. Go back to licking sweaty armpits.
Ricky: I'm not a rat, I'm a legit Ariana Grande fan.
Crim: I would gladly burn you up with my matches (takes out matches)
Ricky: Dammit, why did I finish the whole gasoline yesterday..
Crim: You can't lit me up without fire, you dumb bitch.
Jack: This is getting fun.
Crim throws several matches to Ricky but they miss him. She then is on the edge of the cliff.
Crim: Fuck.
Jack: Hey Ricky! Yesterday they gave me this gun as a gift along with poison, I think this could be useful.
Ricky: Thank you, you're so kind and you aren't like a certain bitch I know.
Crim: (rolls eyes) Kill yourself, Ricky.
He points gun at the girl. 
Crim: Will you have the balls to do that? Fine, shoot me mate.
Ricky shoots Crim on the forehead. Her body falls off the cliff.
Jack: What's up with bodies falling off the cliff in this game?
A familiar voice echoes again.
Effie: Congratulations to our two finalists! Let the real final competition begin!
Ricky: You're so fucking dumb, Jack. I have a freaking gun to kill you.
Jack: You sure mate?
Ricky turns around and tries to shoot Jack but.... there are no bullets.
Ricky: Dammit.
Jack throws out a flame red katana.
Ricky: This is just ridiculous.
Jack: The third gift from my daddy YandereDev.
The guy runs towards Ricky, who dodges the blow.
Jack: I will fucking cut you.
Ricky: No you won't. 
Ricky kicks Jack's legs and the guy falls on the ground, throwing the katana away.
Jack: Nngh.
Ricky: Are you sure you're going to win this?
Ricky takes the katana and prepares to stab Jack.
Ricky: Any last words?
Jack: Just two.... Hey, Mandy!
Ricky: Huh?
As soon as the guy turned his head, Jack regains the weapon and slashes Ricky's stomach.
Ricky: N-No!
Jack: Goodbye Ricky, join your girl.
With one final hit, Ricky stops moving.
It was done. Jack won.
Jack: I.... I won?
Effie: Congratulations to our fellow District 3 member, Jack Dev! 
A giant panel with his head appeared and fireworks began to fire, even if it was daytime.
Jack: Yes yes yes yes yes yes!
Effie: As a reward, a familiar guest is coming to approach you!
Suddenly, a floating golden figure appeared. It was a naked man whose appearance resembled a Greek statue.
Jack couldn't believe his eyes, it was his dad. YandereDev.
YandereDev: I'm so proud of you, son.
Jack: (cries) Thank you, daddy.
YandereDev: Everything is going to be alright now. Just close your eyes.
The figure disappeared and Jack did as it was ordered.
And everything went dark.
Ending process started....
[Participant 5] is waking up.
Process completed.
Opening Treatment Pod.
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