Susan's Thousand Badge Challenge (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: “Looks like it’s that time of a month again. I’m going to go on an adventure with Scoutmaster Sharp Quills, Curd, Sasha, and Lucy..”
Samantha: “Susie, do you have your uniform ready?”
Susan: “Yes. But first, the basic stuff. FIrst, an active and wise scout has to eat a heavy breakfast to keep them from being hungry and to help them get the nutrients they need.” she prepares cereal, a fruit salad, eggs, bacon, juice, waffles, and pancakes with butter and maple syrup “Yeah, that’s appetizing!” she eats her breakfast
Samantha: “Isn’t that way too much?”
Susan: “Uh, no, it’s a requirement for a scout who is aiming to get a thousand badges to get another million Mobiums.”
Samantha: “You already had a lot.”
Susan: “I used all that money to help the poor and turn city slums into important parts of the city. Who knows? Maybe I can finally have money I can use to help myself now.”
Samantha: “Yeah, it’s good you used your money to help people, but sometimes you have to save some money for yourself.”
Susan: “At the same time, though, the economy in the city has gone up a notch.”
Samantha: “Hey, I noticed something. Why does your Scoutmaster have that much money?”
Susan: “I don’t know. Maybe because with much less poor people, there will be more scouts for him to lead.”
Samantha: “Oh!”
Susan: “Next, they need to take their vitamins.” she consumes her vitamins
Samantha: “That’s right!”
Susan: “Then…” she runs to her bathroom and brushes her teeth, spits her toothpaste, gargles water, then gargles her mouthwash
Samantha: “Don’t forget to floss!”
Susan: “Right!” she uses her dental floss and gets rid of the dirt in between her teeth
Samantha: “Shower time!”
Susan: “Right!” she looks at the fourth wall “I’m not afraid to shower, because I don’t use my lightning powers to have a better shower. I only use it when I have to power it up.” she takes a shower and stops to get her shampoo, conditioner, and her bar of soap and showers again and gets out of the shower and changes to her scout outfit
Samantha: “Looking good, my girl!”
Susan: “Thanks, Mom!” she jumps off her building after getting her bag to let her float with a parachute
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “Where is everyone?”
Curd: “I’m here, Scoutmaster!”
Lucy: “Me too!”
Susan: she floated down with her parachute “I’m here! Reaching far across these new Fron-“
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “This place is not part of the Starfall Islands.”
Susan: “Oh.”
Sasha: “Hey, Susan! I signed a contract with Shadow that every time I defeat Tails, he’d give me 2 badges.”
Susan: “Hey! I remember this show where Captain Wart was told by a human girl who knew a lot about manipulation and told Wart that one of her strategies to get an army to follow you is to be nice to them so that they become willing to follow. Maybe Shadow took lessons from-”
Sasha: “The show’s name is Froggy Land.”
Susan: “Shadow probably took lessons from Serena from Froggy Land, the main antagonist of the first season along with Captain Wart.”
Sasha: “What happened to May?”
Susan: “You don’t wan’t to know.”
Sasha: “I do.”
Susan: “She got stabbed by King Alex of the Newts so that she can be a host for an entity known as Big Brain, an amalgamation of all of the smartest minds in-.”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “Stop talking. Now, if you want to get a thousand badges for a million Mobiums, you have to do a lot.”
Sasha: “Hey, Scoutmaster! Look! I have two hundred badges!”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “That’s great! You must’ve done a lot of admirable things over the past few months.”
Sasha: “I did.”
Susan: “I got 150 badges.”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “How about you add 50 more for every Susan TV episode? You have 4, excluding the Behind the Scenes episode. The BTS episode will equal 25 badges, so now you have 375 badges. You only need 625 to go.”
Susan: “I got it, Scoutmaster!”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “Oh, and I forgot your city slum converting is worth 100 badges per city slum you converted. You converted 5, so I’m giving you 500 badges more. 125 to go.”
Susan: “Thanks! But how do I get to six score and five?” she looks at the fourth wall again “Score means twenty of something sometimes.”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “If you can do more brave things, I’ll award you with 20 badges.”
Susan: “OK! I’m gonna look directly at the sun for one hour.” she looks directly at the sun
1 Hour Later…
Susan: her eyes are red and she gets taken to the hospital
Samantha: “Yikes. Why did you even dare to look directly at the sun for an hour? That could’ve killed you!”
Susan: “Because I needed to get those badges/“
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “That’s brave. Too brave. I’m giving you 75 badges to cheer you up.”
Sasha: “I’m not going to stop Tails this time. I hope what he’s planning is something I can agree on, though. But even if it isn’t, I’m sending Speedy to do it alone.”
Tails: “I abandoned my plans to help Cream help Susan.”
Sasha: “Thanks, Tails.”
Cream: she uses her healing powers to heal Susan
Susan: she gets healed quickly “Hey! I’m healed!”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “That was quick.”
Susan: “What do I do next?”
Sasha: “You could do some mining for treasure or for minerals!”
Susan: “OK! Let’s do it!”
Sasha: “I’ll help you, Susie.” she gives Susan the Yellow Drill Wisp Container
Susan: she goes out of the hospital and goes outside
Adventures Everywhere Plays
Susan: she uses a drill machine to get minerals
Singer: “Going underground and finding some hard carbon and some chests!
While doing it don’t let you machine take any rests!”
Susan: she swings through the jungle and goes into the temple
Singer: “Swinging through the jungle and going to the temple
Make sure that these traps do not make you tremble!”
Susan: she goes into the desert and discovers a guide to find a Genie lamp
Singer: “Make sure to tread these areas with care
Just going to them is only for people who dare!”
Genie of Storytelling: “Hello, Susan! You have discovered the lamp of the Genie of Storytelling! I point out plot holes in stories without explanation from anyone and reset scenes.”
Susan: “Wait, so you don’t do much aside from control time?’
Genie of Storytelling: “Yes.”
Susan: she runs to the mountain peak
Singer: “Now we are reaching the peak of our treasure hunting
So please make sure that you are not grunting!
There’s adventure in the mines, the desert, and the jungle
And definitely in the mountain so make sure you don’t bungle!
Cause adventure is here and there!
Adventure is everywhere!”
Song Ends
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “5 badges to go. Last stop is the beach!”
Big: “Hey, Susan! Wanna go fishing with me?”
Susan: “Yes, I do, Big.”
Big: “Great!”
Susan: she gets a fishing rod and throws the pole at the lake
Big: “Wait for it.”
The fish bites
Susan: “I’m gonna fall into the water! This fish is really, REALLY big!”
Big: “Maybe run?”
Susan: “I’ll try.” she runs while carrying her fishing rod
Big: “Up!”
Susan: she raises her rod
Big: “Higher!”
Susan: she raises her rod higher
Big: “Down!”
Susan: she lowers her rod
Big: “Lower!”
Susan: she lowers her rod again
Big: “Left!”
Susan: she moves her rod to the left
Big: “Right!”
Susan: she moves her rod to the right
Big: “Left!”
Susan: she moves her rod to the left
Big: “Right!”
Susan: she moves her rod to the right
Big: “Bungle!”
Susan: she pretends to incompetently fish
Big: “Again!”
Susan: she does it again until she got the fish
Lucy: “A shark?”
Susan: “Yes. It’s a shark.”
Scoutmaster Sharp Quills: “Great job, Susan!” he gives her 1,000,000 Mobiums and her last 5 badges
Susan: “HOORAY! Now I have enough money to pay for the things I want!”
Curd, Lucy, and Big: they cheer for Susan
1 Hour Later…
Susan: she walks back home
Samantha: “Great job, Susie! You did it!”
Susan: “I sure did, Mom!”
The End
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