Alpha/Jia Ma

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
歡迎參觀 	huānyíng cānguān 	Welcome, feel free to look around.
琳瑯滿目的病態 	línlángmǎnmù de bìngtài 	We have a dazzling lineup of mental cases,
都是毫無 	dōu shì háowú 	convicts one and all,
天份的囚犯 	tiānfèn de qiúfàn 	with no talents whatsoever.
 	 	
隨便看看 	suíbiàn kànkàn 	Look however you please.
嘲笑聲是常態 	cháoxiào shēng shì chángtài 	The jeering sounds are normal.
順便滿足 	shùnbiàn mǎnzú 	They’ll help you fulfill
今天份成就感 	jīntiān fèn chéngjiùgǎn 	your sense of superiority for today.
 	 	
看它威嚇中的樣子像是小食蟻獸 	kàn tā wēihè zhōng de yàngzi xiàng shì xiǎo shíyǐshòu 	See, it looks like a little ant-eater when it’s trying to be threatening.
噴濺著飛沫落到地面還要兩小時以後 	pēnjiàn zhe fēimò luò dào dìmiàn hái yào liǎng xiǎoshí yǐhòu 	It’ll take another two hours before it splatters its spit on the ground.
活在與世界斷開連結的小型宇宙 	huó zài yǔ shìjiè duànkāi liánjié de xiǎoxíng yǔzhòu 	Living in this small universe that’s broken off its connection to the world,
你知道面無表情也算是矯情的一種 	nǐ zhīdào miàn wúbiǎoqíng yě suànshì jiǎoqíng de yīzhǒng 	you know that even an expressionless face like that is a kind of hypocrisy.
 	 	
快快 脫下你的面具 不要裝皺眉頭 	kuài kuài tuō xià nǐ de miànjù bùyào zhuāng zhòuméitóu 	Hurry, hurry, take off your mask. Stop pretending to scowl.
乖乖 這裡沒有陷阱 不要裝做聽不懂 	guāi guāi zhèlǐ méiyǒu xiànjǐng bùyào zhuāng zuò tīng bù dǒng 	Come, come, there are no traps here. Stop pretending you don’t understand.
快快 揮舞手中道具 還在裝不敢下手 	kuài kuài huīwǔ shǒu zhōng dàojù hái zài zhuāng bù gǎn xiàshǒu 	Hurry, hurry, wave that prop in your hand. Why are you still pretending that you don’t dare use it?
壞壞 這裡沒有同情 都是它們自己的錯 	huài huài zhèlǐ méiyǒu tóngqíng dōu shì tāmen zìjǐ de cuò 	Bad, bad, this place has no sympathy. It’s all theirMuch like the use of “it” in the earlier stanza, the “them” used here specifically uses the pronoun 它 which refers to objects, not people. All uses of “them” throughout this song uses this object pronoun. own faults.
 	 	
【Alpha樂園廣播 	【Alpha lèyuán guǎngbò 	"Alpha Amusement Park Broadcast.
有位貴賓在打地鼠區遺失了一顆粉紅色大腦 	yǒu wèi guìbīn zài dǎdìshǔ qū yíshīle yī kē fěnhóngsè dànǎo 	In the Whac-A-Mole area, an honored guest seems to have lost a pink brain.
請至服務處領取 	qǐng zhì fúwùchǔ lǐngqǔ 	Please retrieve it at the Information Desk.
重複一遍 	chóngfù yībiàn 	Once again.
有位貴賓在打地鼠區遺失了一顆粉紅色大腦 	yǒu wèi guìbīn zài dǎdìshǔ qū yíshīle yī kē fěnhóngsè dànǎo 	In the Whac-A-Mole area, an honored guest seems to have lost a pink brain.
請至服務處領取】 	qǐng zhì fúwùchǔ lǐngqǔ】 	Please retrieve it at the Information Desk."
 	 	
歡迎參觀 	huānyíng cānguān 	Welcome, feel free to look around.
各位不定時炸彈 	gèwèi bùdìngshízhàdàn 	Guests may throw, like ticking time bombs,
把它們頭 	bǎ tāmen tóu 	these things' heads on the floor
往地上踩 	wǎng dìshàng cǎi 	and step on them.
 	 	
隨便看看 	suíbiàn kànkàn 	Look however you please.
叫囂聲是常態 	jiàoxiāo shēng shì chángtài 	The hooting sounds are normal.
都是毫無 	dōu shì háowú 	They’re all trolls反串仔 is a specific Taiwanese internet slang term that refers to netizens who purposely take a controversial/opposing stance in political arguments in order to 1) bring down the standing of the political party they’re feigning or 2) start something just for kicks. I'm fairly sure most Taiwanese netizens just view these people as synonymous with how westerners view trolls.
分寸的反串仔 	fēncùn de fǎnchuànzǐ 	with no propriety whatsoever.
 	 	
不怕誰來 檢舉你仇恨言論 	bùpà shéi lái jiǎnjǔ nǐ chóuhèn yánlùn 	Don’t be afraid of whoever comes. Air out your hostile remarks.
繼續假掰 的理由一個全都不剩 	jìxù gēibāi de lǐyóu yīgè quándōu bù shèng 	Don’t leave out even a single one of your always bullshit excuses.
互相傷害 的善良風俗還真單純 	hùxiāng shānghài de shànliáng fēngsú hái zhēn dānchún 	This benevolent custom of mutual harm really is too pure.
放棄偽善 這只是人類的本能 	fàngqì wèishàn zhè zhǐshì rénlèi de běnnéng 	Let go of your hypocrisy. This is simply human nature.
 	 	
誒? 	éi? 	Eh?
剛剛的正義感勒? 	gānggāng de zhèngyì gǎn lè? 	Restrain that sense of justice from just now?
怎麼不到五分鐘就開始喊累 	zěnme bù dào wǔ fēnzhōng jiù kāishǐ hǎn lèi 	Why are you saying that you’re tired now, when not even five minutes have passed?
想逃去哪邊? 	xiǎng táo qù nǎ biān? 	Where do you want to run off to?
還沒到遊樂園休息時間! 	hái méi dào yóulèyuán xiūxí shíjiān! 	It isn’t even break time at the amusement park yet!
 	 	
快快 脫下你的面具 表象如此醜陋 	kuài kuài tuō xià nǐ de miànjù biǎoxiàng rúcǐ chǒulòu 	Hurry, hurry, take off your mask. Your face is just this ugly.
怪怪 這裡沒有陷阱 後遺症以後再說 	guài guài zhèlǐ méiyǒu xiànjǐng hòuyízhèng yǐhòu zàishuō 	Strange, strange, there are no traps here. We’ll consider the consequences later.
快快 揮舞手中電鋸 不用弄髒自己的手 	kuài kuài huīwǔ shǒuzhōng diànjù bùyòng nòng zāng zìjǐ de shǒu 	Hurry, hurry, wave the chainsaw in your hand. There’s no need to dirty your own hands.
殘酷的快樂遊戲 這一切都不是夢 	cánkù de kuàilè yóuxì zhè yīqiè dōu bùshì mèng 	The cruelty of this cheerful game, none of this is a dream.
 	 	
【Alpha樂園廣播 	【Alpha lèyuán guǎngbò 	"Alpha Amusement Park Broadcast.
張快樂先生 	Zhāng kuàilè xiānshēng 	Mr. Happy Zhang.
張快樂先生 	Zhāng kuàilè xiānshēng 	Mr. Happy Zhang.
您走失的孩子在一樓服務處 	nín zǒushī de háizi zài yī lóu fúwù chù 	Your lost child is at the first floor Information Desk.
限時3分鐘內領取 	xiànshí sān fēnzhōng nèi lǐngqǔ 	Please come within three minutes.
超過時間我們將自行進行不可回復性的處理 	chāoguò shíjiān wǒmen jiāng zìxíng jìnxíng bùkě huífù xìng de chǔlǐ	Past this time, we will move forward with our own irreversible measures to handle this matter.
以上】 	yǐshàng】 	That is all."
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
*YouTube - Off Vocal
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Category:Mandarin songs
Category:Synthesizer V original songs
Category:Songs featuring AiKO
Category:Jia Ma songs list