Forescore Jones vs. Hitler

== Transcript ==
(Two zombies are sitting at a table playing cards)
ZOMBIE 2: So, you got any fours?
ZOMBIE 1:Go fish!
ZOMBIE 2: Aw man, I really thought you had a four.
(Forescore Jones walks up)
FORESCORE: Hey, I've got a four. A Forescore Jones that is. 
(Forescore's name flashes across the screen)
ZOMBIE 1: .. What?
FORESCORE: That's my name, Forescore Jones.
ZOMBIE 2: Well that's a stupid name.
(Forescore shoots the second zombie straight through his fucking skull)
ZOMBIE 1: Hey man, what'choo do that for? We were just trying to play poker here. It's not like poker ever hurt anybody.
FORESCORE: You were playing go fish you lying zombie son of a bitch! And go fish has hurt a lot of people, especially all the fine fishermen and fisherwomen of the world. Motherfu****.
ZOMBIE 1: Oh come on man, you just wanted to kill us because we're zombies.
FORESCORE: Uh, well yeah, that's some news flash.
ZOMBIE 1: Man, you are nothing but a total friggin' nazi.
FORESCORE: Woah. (a monocle falls off Forescore's face) Did you just call me a nazi?
ZOMBIE 1: You are like worse than frigging Hitler, man.
FORESCORE: Woah, OK..
ZOMBIE 1: Why don't you just grow a gay little moustache Forescore Hitler Jones.
FORESCORE: Hey, I am not worse than Hitler. If I have to prove it to you, I will.
ZOMBIE 1: OK then, prove it, let's travel back in time right now so you can kill Hitler, right in the face.
(Cut to Hitler sitting in a field holding a flower and singing)
HITLER: Lalalalala.
(Forescore and the zombie teleport in)
HITLER: Was ist das?? Ein-
(Forescore shoots Hitler in the fucking head)
FORESCORE: There.
ZOMBIE 1: Well, I guess I misjudged you, Forescore Jones, you're not a nazi after all. Sorry if I caused you any offence.
FORESCORE: Well I was a little hurt by your accusation, but now that we're here I wonder if shotting Hitler in the face will change history at all.
ZOMBIE 1: Oh no, I just remembered that I'm Hitler's great, great grandson! Ohhhh!
(the zombie starts to fade out of existence)
FORESCORE: No, zombie! No.. What have I done?!
ZOMBIE 1: I'm just kidding, Forescore. Jesus Christ. You got all serious there.
(The End)
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