WRECKFEST for Breakfast - 26 - That's a P****!

WRECKFEST for Breakfast - 26 - That's a P****! is the forty-sixth WRECKFEST video, and twenty-sixth of its second season.
==Video Overview==
Vintage Beef insults waffle eaters, and ConeDodger explains that they will be racing 'the ovaries' in buses. Kurt shows off his painted SunChips bus as he falls deep in the race. He uses that position to murder several cars, getting down to 28% health. They finally get rid of all the cars, and Beef squishes Kurt's engine. Kurt side-swipes Cone to eliminate him, and Beef slams Kurt to win. Cone then selects a dirt track that Beef immediately notes looks just like a penis. The race devolves into innuendo, and Beef wins while Kurt gets second watching Cone get annihilated right before the finish line. Next they do a curved turns race with a crossover where Kurt manages to zoom out far in front. After Cone and Beef get in the middle of the pack, Beef advises people to always wear protection.