List of Deleted Scenes

This is a list of all of the deleted scenes in The Simpsons. Most of these are cut for time constraints or offensiveness, but most of them are featured on the DVD sets.
==Season 1==
===Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire===
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 	In an original promo for the episode, one scene has Maggie feeding steak to Santa's Little Helper. This wasn't seen within the episode, however.
 	Another scene from the original promo for the episode has Homer shouting at Bart. This is heard during the episode, however.
=== Bart the Genius ===
* Most of the deleted scenes from this episode is from the script for The Complete First Season DVD
** In the scrabble scene at the beginning Kwyjibo was originally Kwyji, Lisa would ask him about it, Bart saying that he won was not present in the script, Homer saying There no such word, you little cheater. was edited slightly in the final release, when Bart tries to make up an definition for the Made-up word he originally said that it had a lousy job and Marge questioned him, Bart originally said that the games over rather then saying an Kwyjibo on the loose.
** Martin's line about Bart having a grudge on him was longer in the script.
** Edna originally said the word pesky when talking to Bart about the dogs.
** Dr. Pryor originally congratulated Marge and Homer again on Bart's intelligence and then Homer and Marge thanked him as they left while and then Dr. Pryor interviewed Martin
** Homer was originally going to be on the phone telling random people about Bart being an genius.
** In the car Homer was going to tell Bart to be on the best behavior at the school
** One of the school mangers originally mistook Homer as the new janitor.
** Bart being confused at Ethan talking to him in palindromes was not present in the script, and Ms. Melon said that he missed the h in oh.
** Sydney Swift was originally going to say Hello, Bart Simpson. in anagrams but dropped his marble splits.
** Bart originally said controlly. instead of little control hamster.
** Ms. Melon originally introduced Bart to the computers and the desks.
*** Also Bart would of said ''Oh boy! A TV.'' but it's unknown if it came from this part.
** This episode originally showed Tanya's response to Calvin.
** Ms. Melon telling the class to make up there own paradoxes was edited so she asks Bart in first and it only showed Cecile's response in the script in the finished version the order was swapped and more responses were added.
** In the lunch scene Cecile originally betted his orange against Bart's banana if he couldn't tell him who was buried in Grant's tomb.
** Homer originally offered Bart more things than Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes.
** Homer complained about there being no beer at the opera.
===The Crepes of Wrath===
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 	In an original promo for the episode, there was a scene where Bart woos at some French dancers. This wasn't seen within the episode, though.
 	In an original promo for the episode, there was a scene where Bart eats French chocolates. This wasn't seen within the episode, though.
==Season 2==
===Bart vs. Thanksgiving===
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 	When Bart goes to Springfield Plasma Center to sell his blood, the scene was originally supposed to be longer and show the interior, with Bart having his blood taken. The scene was cut in the full version.
==Season 3==
===Colonel Homer===
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 	Before Lurleen's performance of "Bagged Me a Homer" at the recording studio, Bart and Lisa argue over Homer knowing more than one woman. This footage was included in a promo of the episode and can be found on the season 3 DVD boxset, but the full scene is not.
==Season 4==
=== New Kid on the Block ===
*When Homer hears that Don Rickles is in town, he is very happy to see him but Homer has a fight with him after laughing excessively during a performance which leads them appearing in court to work things out.
===Homer's Triple Bypass=== 
*There was a deleted Bad Cops scene where the cops were at a coffee shop.
*Sideshow Phil was mentioned in a deleted scene where, after the doctors try to blow Sideshow Mel out of the cannon, Krusty says, "You know who I feel bad for? Sideshow Phil. He's stuck underneath Mel."
===So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show=== 
*Bart singing Shake Shake Shake! was replaced with him distracting Jeremy Freedman by saying someone's selling pimple cream outside.
* A scene was cut, but re-made into the DVD season pack where Professor Frink visits Homer's hospital room with a plan to create a shrinking submarine and plans to travel inside the Coma-ridden Homer by entering his rectum.
===The Front=== 
*Two scenes were cut because the FOX censors objected to the content:
**Bart and Lisa reading the rejection letter from Roger Meyers, Jr. had Lisa point something out on the letter and say, "I know what this word means, but what's 'shinola'?" This was cut because it's implied the line Lisa read was "You don't know shit from shinola!"
**During the tour of I&S Studios, Roger Meyers, Jr. shows Bart and Lisa where they come up with all the brutal violence against Scratchy for Itchy and Scratchy: a room where the writers stick a firecracker in a cat's mouth and the cat blows up off-screen.
===Krusty Gets Kancelled=== 
*According to season seven's "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", two scenes were cut/altered:
**Krusty promising the kids a check for $40 (with the announcer adding that checks will not be honored) was originally supposed to be Krusty offering the kids a book featuring Krusty in a variety of sexually explicit positions (a parody of singer Madonna's book, SEX) and Krusty getting arrested by FBI agents for selling pornography to minors, with Krusty protesting that one of his pictures "...used a stunt butt."
**Krusty being told by a group of executives that his show has been canceled and replaced with a hemorrhoid infomercial starring Claude Aiken. Krusty then begs to play "Hemorrhoid Sufferer #1" ("Ooh, oh that hurts! Ah, oh, is there no relief?!") or "One of the After Guys" ("Ah, oh, that's better! I can ride a bike again!") and is rejected for both roles.
==Season 5==
===Homer's Barbershop Quartet=== 
*Seymour Skinner going back to his mother, Agnes. She asks him if he was with a woman, but he says no, then she asks for a bath, followed by mad laughing and a close-up of their Psycho-parody house.
===Cape Feare=== 
*Itchy sews Scratchy back together, then gives Scratchy the medical bill. After Scratchy sees the bill, he shoots himself. 
*A flashback that shows that Abe has reasons to show grudge against Bart. 
*Homer wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to the kitchen where he is served a sandwich by Sideshow Bob. He goes back to his bed before he realizes that they don't have a maid. 
*Abe as a woman goes on a canoe trip with Jasper.
===Homer Goes to College=== 
*Bart watching a show with Krusty. Homer at a guided tour at the University. The three nerds accompany Bart to school, where they get beat up.
===Treehouse of Horror IV=== 
*(The Devil and Homer Simpson) Homer's head being used as a bowling ball in Hell (and his head cracks open, revealing a note that reads, Dear Homer "I.O.U. One Brain. Signed, God"). which it would explain the reason why Homer's head and body were separated when he was brought back to the mortal realm for the trial. Marge looks at the phone book for lawyers. Bart is trying to sell his soul to the Devil for a Formula-One race car, and changed his mind. Which Marge tells Bart to leave Satan alone. Lionel Hutz returned with a pizza box, believing that he lost the case. Then when Marge tells him they won, he reveals that the pizza box was all empty. (Bart Simpson's Dracula) Bart turns out to be a vampire and eats rats that are served by Marge.
=== Homer and Apu ===
* According to "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", this episode was originally supposed to have a scene where Apu shows The Simpsons a Bollywood movie. Bart says it sucks, and Homer points out that it's funny because the actors are wearing different clothes than he is. This was most likely cut because it could be considered insensitive to Indian people.
===Burns' Heir=== 
* According to "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", Mr. Burns wasn't supposed to lock the door on Homer after Homer tells Mr. Burns to "...do his worst". Instead, Mr. Burns was supposed to release a robotic version of flamboyant fitness guru, Richard Simmons (who was originally supposed to provide his own voice for the robot, but turned it down, so Dan Castellaneta did a vocal impression of him) and scare Homer off by dancing to K.C. and the Sunshine Band's "Shake Your Booty". However, the robot would continue dancing, but not before Smithers shoots it in the eye. This causes the robot to go haywire. Smithers yells, "His ass is going to blow!" and Burns, Smithers, and Bart run into the mansion before the robot explodes.
===Rosebud=== 
*Mr. Burns is trying to shut off the TV and the beer supply.
== Season 6 ==
===Treehouse of Horror V=== 
*Bart encountering Sherri and Terri as the ghosts of the previous caretaker's daughters, similar to Danny Torrance in The Shining. Bart is skateboarding in the halls, turns a corner, and sees Sherri and Terri, who sing, "Your Daddy's going to kill you!" Bart then skates down another hall and sees Patty and Selma, who tell him, "They're right, y'know." 
*After Principal Skinner tasted the Grade F Meat liquid that spelt on Jimbo, Lunchlady Doris did as well. In another deleted scene involving an alternate Simpsons future, the Simpsons had a teenage son named Roy. In another deleted scene the Simpsons's house changes into various things, and one of the original designs was the house made entirely of squirrels. In another deleted scene when the Simpson house is being dragged into Ned’s ReNeducation center, Bart explains what’s going on. Homer doesn’t want to live in this new world. In another deleted scene after the Simpson's house was changed into various things, Kodos says the foolish time traveling earthling named Homer was making his pathetic actions that will alter the universe forever then they start laughing until their spaceship was put on fire where they scream in the process with Kang telling Kodos not to blame herself because there was no way to foresee that.
==Season 7==
===Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)=== 
* Alternate versions of who shot Burns. Several people include Barney, Tito Puente, Moe, Apu (with a automatic gun) and Santa's Little Helper (who holds the gun in his mouth).
* There was an alternate ending that would reveal the one who actually shot Burns was Smithers, but for that to work, the audience would have to "ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence, and that would be downright nutty."
===A Fish Called Selma=== 
*At Troy's bachelor party, Abe shows the patrons a film. The film is about the Heine-Ho Nudist colony where activities are done naked. Homer complains that it's just nude people and demands a film with mature themes and adult situations. Barney then agrees with Homer.
===Treehouse of Horror VI=== 
*(Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores)" Kang and Kodos arrive in their flying saucer and comment on the chaos they're making.
===Homer the Smithers=== 
*When Homer is shown answering phones that are constantly ringing, he picks up and answers "Hello? 'Fraid not." "Hello? Nope, Sorry." "Hello? No, can't help ya." He then stops and thinks for a moment, then ask Mr. Burns if his first name is Montgomery. Mr. Burns says yes, and Homer says "D'oh----n't worry, those calls weren't for you..." revealing that people were asking for Mr. Burns, but he did not know Mr. Burn's first name. Possibly a reference to a scene in Blood Feud where he tried to take Mr. Burn's mail, but did not know his first name.
==Season 8==
=== Treehouse of Horror VII ===
* Intro: An different opening sequence was deleted with Timothy Lovejoy Jr. doing a ritual to remove a demon from a possessed Lisa where her head spins and she vomits showing the title card where she says a quiet apology.
===You Only Move Twice=== 
*The Blue-Haired Lawyer appears as a potential buyer of the Simpsons House. He appears with a lot of cats and asks if the house has a cat door, and Marge replies no.
*After the Simpson family left Springfield, leaving Grandpa there, Marge told him about the Automated Robo Call Services that will call him every day to make sure he's okay, plus she says a robot will call him and when he's at the Springfield Retirement Castle the Automated Robo Call Services calls him like Marge said.
===The Homer They Fall=== 
*In the original version Abe shows Homer a scrapbook of members of the Simpson family who where boxers and when it gets to his name he doesn't recognize him.
===Burns, Baby Burns=== 
*Bart throws an apple cider packaging into the maker of it and when Lisa tells him to use a trashcan he pours the rubbish into the machine.
===A Milhouse Divided=== 
*The plot of Homer once again worrying that his marriage to Marge will fall apart was originally supposed to be Bart trying to break up Homer and Marge after seeing that Milhouse is getting more attention and special treatment as a child of divorced parents.
===Lisa's Date with Density===
*Lisa thinks about her future with Nelson.
* A deleted scene reveals that Marge has night blindness.
===Hurricane Neddy=== 
*There was a deleted scene showing Moe's Tavern in the hurricane while Moe and Barney talk about life.
*Ned Flanders leaves after lashing out at all of the Springfield residents, including Homer Simpson after they crudely rebuild his house, but angrily says to Milhouse Van Houten, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, FOUR-EYES?" and Milhouse responds, "But you have glasses, too."
===The Springfield Files===
*A deleted scene shows Barney worshiping crystals before the one he has tied to his neck shatters where he quietly says "Awww.."
*Nelson breaks Ralph's spaceship toy in a deleted scene and goes ''Ha Ha!''
===The Twisted World of Marge Simpson=== 
* Homer lists things that Mob Mentality helped in after Marge asks about it in a deleted scene.
===Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious=== 
*There was a deleted song in this episode called We Love To Smoke sung by Patty & Selma.
===The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show=== 
*Some of The Itchy & Scratchy Show executives discuss who built the Easter Island heads.
*Nelson Millhouse and Bart look at scratch and sniff Poochie cards and Nelson punches one into Milhouse's face.
===Homer's Phobia=== 
*Homer suggests to Marge to dip into the kids funeral fund to pay the gas bill, this was most likely cut for the morbid nature of the joke.
===Brother from Another Series=== 
*After Cecil drops the money and his gun off the ledge in lands in Hans Moleman's yard where he threatens ''God'' with a gun to hand over the rest of the money.
*After the Springfield Dam breaks Homer tries to catch fish that falls out of a tree into a bucket.
===The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase=== 
*A deleted scene during The Simpsons Family Smile-Time Variety Hour segment has Just Stamp the Ticket Man stand up in the audience and ask why the variety show is 10 years out of date.
===The Secret War of Lisa Simpson=== 
*During a lesson the teacher told the students about a thing that was named after Jean-Baptiste Massacre after his decisive victory.
==Season 9==
===Treehouse of Horror VIII=== 
*In "The HΩmega Man", Krusty was walking out of a stage door of his studio. He is making a reservation to a restaurant. He gets a static and the nuclear explosion passes by him and the studio leaving him dead. At the power plant, Homer turns Mr Burns’ chair around and says, “Who’s the boss now! Damn straight!” However, he quickly gets bored and leaves.
*In "Fly vs Fly" After Homer tells Marge that he's crazy, Marge tells Frink that she is less interested in crazy gizmos and she's more interested in regular things like for instance cornholders most likely cornholders and asks Frink if he has any cornholders where Professor Frink gives her cornholders. In another deleted scene, Bart is seeing some trouble at Springfield Elementary. The bullies are pushing Principal Skinner around, and Bart grabs Skinner and flies him… to a volcano. Bart then drops Skinner into the volcano. Another deleted scene has Fly Bart seeing a bunch of flies and asks what’s going on. When he sees them decomposing a dead pigeon, he finds it disgusting and flies off.
===The Principal and the Pauper=== 
* After Homer asks everyone if they really care that Armzan Targarien isn't the real Skinner, there is a brief moment of muttering. Sideshow Mel however speaks out saying that he has gotten to know Sargent Skinner and says that he is a descent man and that he should be here. Everyone shoots down the idea
===The Cartridge Family=== 
*After Snake flees from the Sleep-Easy Motel, Chief Wiggum arrives late expecting to stop a crime. He then smells the complimentary breakfast that was given to Marge by the Sleep-Eazy Clerk and eats it.
===The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons===
*Marge apologizes to Apu's Mother for Bart's Gandhi impression, Apu then walks out of the shower and Marge screams. Apu's Mother then questions Marge screaming when seeing her "husband" naked, Marge admits to doing so and goes to bed.
*Apu's Mother thanks Marge for her hospitality only for Marge to attempt to interrupt her while she is thanking her.
===Lisa the Skeptic=== 
*After the discovery of the Angel Skeleton, Martin realizes he has dirt in his pants.
*Lisa looks through various fossil books in attempt to find out what the skeleton is.
*Kent Brockman tells the caller to not tell him about objectivity being counter.
==Season 10==
===The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace===
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 	Before trying to break the chair Homer bangs two guards heads together successfully knocking them out.
===Bart the Mother=== 
*After the tennis ball machine stops firing the tennis balls at Homer Nelson puts another quarter in the machine.
*After Bart called the two lizards funky looking birds Homer says "Oh everyone's ugly when they're born" and says to Marge how he remembers how ugly Lisa was when she was born. Marge says that Lisa wasn't ugly she was beautiful, but continues her sentences saying her head was just a little misshaped.
===When You Dish Upon a Star===
*Moe goes into great detail of what was in Kent Brockman's shopping basket.
===D'oh-in' in the Wind=== 
*Principal Skinner sees bugs on his hotdog so Apu telling him he's hallucinating sprays it with bug spray telling him that it's mustard.
* Chef Wiggum complains about all the false calls.
=== Mom and Pop Art ===
* Barbra Streisand was mentioned in this episode where Homer was an artist, he was mad at the Oscars for always snubbing her.
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===The Old Man and the "C" Student=== 
* Bart and Lisa had a dialogue in this episode. Their dialogue: Bart: But this place (Springfield Retirement Castle) is creepy it'll make you old before your time. Lisa replies, Bart Simpson you are a caution, I've got a good mind to take a hickory switch to your tail-bone.
=== Monty Can't Buy Me Love ===
*Returning from Scotland, Homer has a Scottish accent. This scene was removed for time and because Homer's accent sounded too much like Groundskeeper Willie's
===Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo=== 
*When the Simpsons were flying to Tokyo, Bart made the plane land after he turned off his Game Boy.
*Marge tells everyone to feed the piggy bank money so that they can save up for a family vacation to Japan.
*Barbra Streisand was mentioned in this episode where Homer was an artist, he was mad at the Oscars for always snubbing her.
==Season 11==
=== Beyond Blunderdome ===
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 	After Marge points out the electric car is quiet Homer sneaks up on Ned and Lenny and scares them.
 	Mel states that he's number 10 on the entertainment weekly and the filmmakers reply that they thought he was number 20 causing him to get mad.
=== Treehouse of Horror X ===
*I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did: The Simpsons are driving and they smash into Lenny, Groundskeeper Willie, Carl, and finally Patty and Selma.
=== Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder ===
*After Homer throws a bowling ball into the ground a few poor boys come out the ground.
*Mayor Quimby renames Evergreen Terrace to Homer Simpson Boulevard and later names it back to normal.
*After Bart shows Homer he has a father figure in Nelson, Homer shows him that he can make a cootie-catcher from his flab. He consults the cootie-catcher who Bart likes better and is disappointed to know it's Nelson.
=== Little Big Mom ===
* There was a deleted scene with a scared Maggie on a bobsled with other babies.
===Take My Wife, Sleaze=== 
*After seeing Marge and Homer dancing he states that he is going to gouge his eyes with a fork and asks Lisa to stomp on them.
*Homer states that the leg warmers on the motorcycle are burning his leg.
=== Faith Off ===
* Some people throw a barrel of Diet Snapple out a window.
* There is a deleted line in the song Testify where Bart removes a wedgie from Martin removing the squeak from his voice before Nelson wedgies him again.
===Grift of the Magi===
*When Bart and Milhouse were bored Milhouse suggested that they could explore Bart's parent's closet. Bart accepted the idea but told Milhouse that if it leads to Narnia, he's going out of there as "that place is for wussies."
*Bart tries to teach Santa's Little Helper the song jingle bells.
===Saddlesore Galactica=== 
*After the line in the song We are the Jockeys, "On toadstool thrones by a chocolate steam", Homer starts drinking the chocolate stream. He spits it out after hearing that the Jockeys bathe in it.
===Alone Again, Natura-Diddily===
* Homer moons the racecar announcer.
===Bart to the Future=== 
*Bart says that he would make Lisa his Vice President.
===Days of Wine and D'oh'ses=== 
*Lisa asks where her birdhouse is but Homer burned it with a flamethrower.
*After the tiki mask sets on fire Marge asks Bart to turn on the sprinkler Buddha.
=== Last Tap Dance in Springfield ===
* Bart orders Millhouse to collect coins from the wishing well in the mall.
===Kill the Alligator and Run===
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 	Before the Florida residents order Marge to show them her boobs Homer says that partying is "what the doctor ordered" afterwards Lisa states that it's raining and Bart replies that it's beer and urine.
 	The Simpsons are ordered to go to a funeral for Captain Jack.
=== It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge ===
* Homer throws a bucket of oil into a bird bath.
* Patty and Selma tell Marge to drown Becky in the bathtub while she teaches Maggie how to play a spooky tune frightening Marge.
==Season 12==
===Treehouse of Horror XI=== 
*In G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad, After Homer reaches Heaven St Peter asks him for his name to which Homer says Nedward Flanders but St Peter tells him that he isn't due to die until Tuesday and Homer celebrates. In another deleted scene Bart laments why did they take his father away from him then Homer tells him to be strong where Bart then again laments what kind of God would let Krusty to be preempted for the stupid playoffs to which Homer asks that they forgot him already and strangles him.
*In Scary Tales Can Come True, After Lisa told Marge that were oafs Homer says that can't get along without him asking them who will blunder into a tree or tumble into a dumb wagon then his self esteem was tied up to that job. In another deleted scene, the handsome prince asks Rapunzel to let down her hair, and as she does. It all lands on the ground and the princess ends up bald after Homer separated Rapunzel's hair and plummeted to the ground. In another deleted scene After the witch calls Homer a clumsy oaf he says he's no longer an oaf.
*In Night of the Dolphin, After the people dived in the water to play with Snorky, Chief Wiggum arrives and tells them to stop because he's got cutsies then Ralph begins to touch Snorky's blowhole then he told his father that Snorky liked it then Chief Wiggum takes Ralph home to wash his finger. In another deleted scene (#1) Dr. Julius Hibbert is fighting with hypodermics. (#2) Moe Szyslak puts a gas tube down a dolphin's blow hole during the humans vs. dolphin war. (#3) Kent Brockman is talking about intelligent Italians on threat by the dolphins. (#4) Abraham Simpson bursts out of the dolphin and participating in the Springfield's battle against the dolphins.
=== A Tale of Two Springfields ===
* The Who originally said "Shut the fuck up Marge!" but was changed to "Get out the way Marge!"
===The Great Money Caper=== 
*Guitarist Robby Krieger originally had a guest appearance in the episode.
==Season 13==
===Treehouse of Horror XII===
*House of Whacks: When Marge calls the Police, Chief Wiggum is having some trouble with the Robocops who want to know where their money went. They shoot Wiggum who gets under the table, he comes back up and gives them mechanic donuts.
*Wiz Kids: Groundskeeper Willie riding an enchanted lawn mower. and scolds at it, because it hovers above the grass instead of cutting it this was cut mostly for time. Lord Montymort and Slithers are plotting their scheme, and Lord Montymort feeds Slithers a rabbit followed by a scene showing Bart combing his hair.
=== The Parent Rap ===
* Marge and Homer try to have sex in the dark, but they can't due to the wooden stock attached to them, Marge turns on the lights and says that it's not gonna work tonight.
*Homer tries to take off Marge's wooden stock by attaching chains between it and the car while Marge is tied to a tree, Homer speeds up, the ties break and Marge flies through the air and lands in the trashcan, the second attempt succeeds, but Homer crashes the car into the house, the scene ends with Homer telling Marge to do the same to him and his wooden stock.
=== A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love ===
* Mr. Burns struggles to eat a cube of jello.
=== The Blunder Years ===
* Yong Homer Lenny and Carl run from a incoming train only to fall off the tracks for a penny on the tracks.
=== Sweets and Sour Marge ===
* Bart and Milhouse look into "Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Strange New Feelings" trying to find out why Bugs Meany is taking long showers, they are disgusted when they find out the answer.
=== The Lastest Gun in the West ===
* Homer says that he need some attention from Marge using a ragdoll.
=== The Old Man and the Key ===
* Abe and Zelda sleep overnight in Homer's car making it rock like their making out.
=== Tales from the Public Domain ===
* D'oh, Brother Where Art Thou?: There was a scene with Comic Book Guy as a giant cyclops.
=== Weekend at Burnsie's ===
* The crows bring Maggie to the Springfield Retirement Castle.
=== I Am Furious (Yellow) ===
* Bart's trap for Homer was slightly different having fake Patty and Selma's calling him fat, spilling beer in his face, and tricking him to eat a Butterfinger.
===The Sweetest Apu=== 
*Homer Bart and Lisa performs a Hindu song to get Apu and Manjula.
*After Apu ends things with Annette for good, it is revealed that she is currently having an affair with Clancy Wiggum.
=== Little Girl in the Big Ten ===
* Homer uses threats wrongly at the dinner table
=== The Frying Game ===
* Homer does many tasks to make up for attempting to kill the Screamapillar.
==Season 14==
===Treehouse of Horror XIII=== 
*The Island of Dr. Hibbert: After Homer (as a walrus) gives Marge (as a panther) a back scratch she coughs up a hair ball and Dr. Hibbert plans on changing the whole animal hybrids back into humans.
=== How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ===
* The Rolling Stones says that if they had to stuff the pants do it at the front, Homer doesn't listen and he stuffs the back.
* Marge says that it would of been great if it ended there while Homer rides in the Rolling Stone's hovercraft while saying there going to Tokyo.
=== Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ===
* While Homer is watching cable TV there was a show called We're Gonna Tell Your Mom, in the show they visit a girl who is making out with a male rockstar and say that there going to tell her mom about it, the scene ends with her saying that she is going to throw a party.
=== Large Marge ===
* Marge says that she's going to get serious about slimnastics, jazzercise, and funrobics, then while in the Stomach Staples Center Agnes says that she wants deeper scowl lines and she's too approachable.
* Bart walks into the kitchen to get a cookie so Marge hides her newly-implanted breasts from him in the sink and opens the cabinet with her mouths and gives it to him but then he says it will "spoil his appetite". 
=== Helter Shelter ===
* Marge says that Lenny should let her clean his apartment but then Lisa reminds her that she's already doing it.
=== The Great Louse Detective ===
* Marge puts Sideshow Bob inside Maggie's room as they both "tried to kill people" and they quickly form a rivalry but they also form attached quickly also and he does his iconic groan and cries a little as he sleeps.
=== Special Edna ===
* In the What Do I Think of the Pie song in the credits there was a deleted line where Homer says that he's had apple, cherry, blueberry, strawberry, and boysenberry, but likes key lime the best.
=== The Dad Who Knew Too Little ===
* When Homer wants to buy a movie starring Lisa at Make Your Child a Movie Star, he asks Mr. Pettigrew if he can do that, Mr. Dalrymple tells Homer that he can, then started to argue with Pettigrew about who should make the order, it ends up with Dalrymple fulfilling the order.
=== The Strong Arms of the Ma ===
* Dr. Hibbert says that to cure Marge's Agoraphobia it need time and effort which Homer moans at so Dr. Hibbert says he needs pills for that moan he asks if there's a bubblegum filling and when he says no he moans again.
=== Pray Anything ===
* After Bart asks what made the rain stop Lisa answers God meanwhile Homer promises God that he'll only pray for the better Marge thanks him for doing it and he says that he's only doing it so God won't kill him, finally, Ned rides his make-shift Ned's ark and asks how could a lion eat all those animals and then realises that Todd is missing.
=== Barting Over ===
* The Blue-Haired Lawyer appears at the front door of The Simpsons' house saying he has Bart's divorce Homer says that he's trying to serve him with a legal paper the lawyer laughs and says he's too clever and tries to give Homer the paper saying it's a letter of apology Homer says that he's not an idiot the lawyer does the apology trick with another letter saying he's gotten served and it works.
*In the 300th episode feature on The Complete Fourteenth Season when Bart discovers Tony Halk there was originally going to be more special effects and explosions but it was toned down due to budget issues.
**Also on the second sketch gallery there is a sketch of Abe with an afro that was never seen in the episode.
* Tony thinks his skateboard is wobbly so Bart says he's got a major sticker imbalance and puts one with a seahorse on it and he goes down the halfpipe.
*In the commercial Homer brags about his new hair and a woman whispers something into his ear making his hair stand up.
=== A Star is Born-Again ===
* Bart looks worriedly at the ground when Marge puts Maggie in the car with a smelly diaper, then when there going to the beach Raphael says to park its 20 bucks Homer says that it was 10 when he was 18 and backs up into the spikes, Homer learns nothing and they decide to leave the car there.
*Lenny says that Sara Sloane looks beautiful on film and asks her is it makeup, computers, or a face-double.
=== Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ===
* Krusty makes a joke about his wife giving him a cop-salad made with bacon Marge questions how did he get to the part about car-pool lanes and then Bart says that the high point was when he fell off the stage.
=== C.E. D'oh ===
* Homer is about to saw Mr. Burns door open for phase one of his plan to place him at the top of the corporate pyramid but Bart tells him that the door is already open where he says that phase one is complete and does an evil laugh.
=== 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ===
* Homer walks in on Krusty stapling half-eaten burgers together and thinking there the new staple burger he eats one and says it makes ketchup and then realises it was blood.
*Lisa says that Declan Desmond is an "hyper-critical snob that takes pride in the suffering of others" he says that's what he is because he committed to it at an early age and then shows Lisa that he can roll his eyes one at a time.
=== Three Gays of the Condo ===
* Marge and Lisa are checking the kitchen for the missing puzzle piece Lisa recommends Marge to look under the fridge for it she lifts it up making herself think it's her child trapped under the fridge Lisa says she doesn't see it and she tells Lisa to strap a rag to her foot to dust under there, the scene ends with Marge saying this is how Superman dusts.
=== Dude, Where's My Ranch? ===
* Moe says he could go on with David Byrne's roles in media he asks him to go on he stutters for a bit in shock and then says "easy on the eyes?"
* Lisa says that Homer got lots of money off of his single but then he says that he spent most of the money investing into a yokel-olno CD then checks in the Billboard newspaper to see that it flopped where he says D'oh.
=== Old Yeller-Belly ===
* Lenny asks Snowball II asks what it's like to be a big star Carl corrects him by saying cats can't talk but then he says does that get frustrating for her.
* Kent says that he'll be back after the commercials and goes on the back of the Channel 6 van and tells the driver to not stop for lights and there "above the law" afterwards Marge goes to the Animal Psychotherapy Center because of Santa's Little Helper being a "coward" the doctor says that normally cowardness is caused by being self-centred and asked if he could of picked it up from anybody, then Homer comes into the room saying there out of M&M's and the doctor tells him that they where dog viagra Marge fears for the worst and the doctor says that she sees where the negative family behaviour is and then Homer says he has a name the doctor says that Santa's Little Helper needs new role-models and Homer agrees with this statement but he says they have 40 minutes left so Marge tries to talk about her marriage and the doctor says that she only does pets so Marge works around this by saying Homer is a turtle and he retreats into his shell when ever she tries to talk about his lack of ambition Homer mistakenly thinks that there's a turtle in the house, the scene ends with Homer calling the "turtle" "cool".
=== Brake My Wife, Please ===
* Moleman was also seen strapped to the radiator while warning Bart he means business and he put his appendix back in, meanwhile Marge is on the phone looking for Homer but Lenny informs her that he isn't there but his dummy is so he requests her to talk to it.
=== The Bart of War ===
* Moe says that singing the Canadian national anthem reminds him of his boyhood in Ottawa Drederick Tatum says he was in Quebec causing him to punch Moe.
==Season 15==
===Treehouse of Horror XIV=== 
*Frinkenstein: When Professor Frink received the Nobel Prize, he thought that it was because of his ray that removes the clothes from TV stars and he showed Lisa a clip from The Beverly Hillbillies where he removed Elly May and Granny's clothes. In the scene Granny told Elly May that she had some bad news, Jethro Bodine ate her monkey. Professor Frink thinks it was his work on Jennifer Aniston that really impressed the Nobel prize committee as he says she's a perky young lady.
=== My Mother the Carjacker ===
* When Homer puts on Marge's Oops Patrol shirt he pretends that the queen is calling him handsome after Marge comes in she realises that Homer stretched the shirt, he continues.
* Marge finds out that Homer stole his mother's room from Flanders evidenced by Rodd and Todd being in their bed in the room thinking it's heaven.
=== Bart-Mangled Banner ===
* Bart says that he misses the United States due to all the kids being too drunk to play with, he then tosses a frisbee and one of the kids mistakes it for an ashtray.
==Season 16==
=== Treehouse of Horror XV ===
* Opening Sequence: There was an alternative Title card for the opening sequence where Bart gets disintegrated by Kang and Kodos to form the title.
* The Ned Zone: Ned has an vision where he makes out with Marge when Homer was dead.
* Four Beheadings and a Funeral: Wiggum says he's going to watch the Victoria change clothes. 
*In the Belly of the Boss: In the original promo, Frink asks Homer is he can fit in a large flight suit. The Simpson family travels through Mr. Burns' blood cells.
=== All's Fair in Oven War ===
* Cookie Kwan throws some stuff inside an trash compactor.
=== Pranksta Rap ===
* Bart says that rapping is about respect but then quickly continues his statement by saying except women.
=== There's Something About Marrying ===
* Randomly, an tumbleweed books a flight at Springfield Airport.
=== Goo Goo Gai Pan ===
* They try to remain inconspicuous.
===Thank God It's Doomsday=== 
*A Puerto Rican hairdresser asks Lisa if she's got a boyfriend, to which she replies that she's got a crush on 'a third-grader who reads at a fifth-grade level'. The woman says that he 'sounds like school dance material'.
==Season 17==
===The Girl Who Slept Too Little=== 
*A musical called Song of the Wild Beasts was cut out.
===Treehouse of Horror XVI=== 
*(Survival of the Fattest) Chief Wiggum dies.
== Season 18==
===Springfield Up=== 
*After Marge and Homer hugged. it featured Homer and Desmond singing a duet.
===Treehouse of Horror XVII=== 
*A deleted scene features Moe's tavern being destroyed by Kang and Kodos's spaceship. Also, Bart sings to the Golem of Prague "Golem, Golem, Golem".
==The Simpsons Movie == 
*Russ Cargill's character went through many changes over the course of his development.
*An alternate/deleted scene that was available on one of the trailers with Marge and Reverent Lovejoy were looking at the brief footage of Grandpa when he got his vision.
*When Homer was in Alaska and heads off to find his family, he hitches a ride with an unknown truck driver for Delicious Sausages. He was taken in the back of the truck, where the sausages were. After Homer got to his destination, Springfield, he thanked the truck driver and he walked away and climbed up the mountain while able to see. Meanwhile, the truck driver was singing a song about sausages and then when he opens up the trucks back door, the driver sees that nearly all the sausages were gone.
*When the dome lands on Springfield, the news reported that there was no weather so all of the crops were dying and merchants are charging exorbitant prices for basic necessities.
*Meanwhile, everyone in Springfield were so insane after 14 rough days, that everyone gets unpolite and rampageous behaviour, that everyone damages Springfield by ruining it (which was how when Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie returned to Springfield and found it in ruins).
*President Arnold Schwarzenegger originally had a Nickelodeon blimp on his desk.
*Moe becomes an emperor when Springfield is covered up by the dome, and Marge asks him how did he become one. Moe explains why. He shows photos of how the citizens were. The people were a dystopia, a utopia and then an autopia. He says that there were many horrible crimes, crazy times, many locals have died, many have been gone and many other townspeople also passed on, too.
*A deleted scene from one of the trailers where Mr. Burns hires the hounds to chase Chief Wiggum, Apu and the doctor when they flee from the dogs and was apparently Wiggum chewing out Apu for blowing their chance to get power from Mr. Burns
== Season 28 ==
=== Treehouse of Horror XXVII ===
* Opening Scene: Scenes including Russ Cargill and Frank Grimes becoming a large ghost were cut due to the time of the episode being 45 seconds too long.
== Season 32 ==
=== Treehouse of Horror XXXI ===
* Into the Homer-verse: A scene was cut featuring Pixel Homer on a Donkey Kong-like stage.
=== The Road to Cincinnati ===
* A promotional image for this episode features Max Davis as a demon. However, the scene was cut in the full version of this episode.
== Season 33 ==
=== Bart's In Jail! ===
* A scene was cut featuring Homer gorging himself at 'Zerz until dawn.
== Season 34 ==
===Fan-ily Feud===
* The simpsons play Fanily Feud at home or Channel 6.
==Other Media==
===The Simpsons Guy ===
Most of these were cut for time constraints, but are featured on the Season 13 Family Guy DVD. 
*Peter makes another comic that's intended to be offensive. A cutaway then shows his comic, being of a guy, waking up in his bed and saying "The tooth fairy left a quarter under my pillow and a doody in my pants."
* The feminists throw a flaming trashcan through Peter's window.
*Stewie sits in the car and comments on everything he sees as he passes by them.
*Peter makes a comment about his car keys going missing. Instead of him acknowledging the fact that he can't drive his car without them, he says that the biggest problem with them being gone is the fact that he can't scratch his ball to his satisfaction.
*Homer invites Peter to stay at his house.
*Seamus and Sea Captain are sitting next to each other in court, and have a back and forth about their eye damage.
*Dr. Nick sits next to Dr. Hartman and says his signature "Hi, everybody!" but Dr. Hartman says "It's just me."
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