The FUCKING Family/Vacation

==Intro==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-zduNJ0t8
It plays this song while introducing all the main characters
Donna Fuckin (Mom)
Daniel Fuckin (Dad)
Alex Fuckin (Brother)
Sarah Fuckin (Sister)
Zalvanax (Guinea Pig)
==Script==
Daniel: Alright family, who's excited for this road trip?!
All Fuckins: WOOOOO!
Donna: It's our first time taking any of our kids out of country... or out of Earth!
Laughter
Alex: We're going to Hell!!
Sarah: And we brought Zalvanax too!
Zalvanax:  When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations . . . then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy.
All Fuckins: Oh Zalvy!
Laughter
Alex: Dad, where's the snacks?
Daniel: They should be in the back, bud!
Alex: *reaches into the back but accidentally grabs goat blood and spills it on Sarah*
Sarah: Aww, Mom, Alex spilled Goat Blood on me again!
Laughter
Donna: Alex! If you keep doing that we may not be able to make a sacrifice! Now both of you, stay still for the rest of the trip.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Daniel: Alright now that we're on the top of the volcano, there should be an oopening somewhere. Help me look around, family!
Sarah: Uh dad, I don't think any of us know what the entrance to Hell looks like.
Laughter
Donna: Well of course we do sweetie! It's just a big red hole in a volcano.
Alex: Helpful, mom.
Laughter
Alex: Hey guys, look, I think Zalvy found it!
Zalvanax:  Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.
All: Oh Zalvy!!
Daniel: Sure enough, good ol Zalvy found the way to hell. Jump in gang!