Michael Smith

This the EPIC, bone-shaking, dick-destroying story of Michael, full name Michael Smith. The story starts in 1996, in the United Kingdom of Great BRITAIN...
== The Beginnings ==
=== The Even-More-Beginnings ===
Michael Smith was born to the gargantuan mega super demon, Susan Smith, in the 1996 FUCKIN' AWESOME EPIC Birth of Michael. This is the horrifying event that occured in the HELLISH realm of The Hospital, that caused humans to run, to cry, and worst of all TO WALK. However, this is NOT the beginning. Michaels life starts in Matthew's ballsack, as a creature, as an awesome singular fucking spermatozoon. The epic creature that evolves into SOMETHING. 
On a steamy, lovely evening in 1996, the gargantuan mega super demon Susan, and Matthew decide to fucking fuck eachother, because they are HORNY ASS FUCKS. This results in Michael, still being a demonic sperm inside Matt's nutsack, being EJECTED INTO THE WORLD TO CAUSE CHAOS. TO CAUSE TROUBLE AND MISERY. The awesome mega cum is now inside Susan, ready to strike at any moment, slowly evolving into ze scary horrifying creature, the FETUS...
=== The Entry Into the World ===
Eventually... Michael is ready to COME OUT. Susan is in the hospital... Then, suddenly, Michael comes out... HE IS NOW AN AWESOME FUCKING BABY!!!!! A crying little piece of shit that does nothing but shitting all over the place and crying!! Eventually, he stopped crying and shitting and being a dumbass baby, as he is now 2 years old. He is now even more bone-chillingly horrifying... A TODDLER. A demon, ready to be an asshole to everyone. The true sigma grindset.
== The Rise ==
=== The Torch is Lit ===
Michael does nothing but dumb ass toddler shit (whatever that is I don't know I'm not a toddler), until the inevitable occurs. He is now in kindergarten, with enemies led by the evil Ethan. He is doing the dumb ass toddler shit on the Desert of the "Playground", UNTIL, Ethan steals his Synthetic Polymer Super Shovel. An epic battle ensues, with even a massive fucking toddler (AKA adult) joining the Great War, on the side of Ethan. The massive fucking awesome 'n' epic toddler tells Michael "you should share your shovel with Ethan". However, Michael is a dumbass fucking toddler, so he doesn't understand shit, and continues the EPIC W A R ! ! ! Our hero ends up being victorious, however, the massive fucking toddler, is a cheater. She steals Micheal's toy priceless treasure, and Michael is very very angry...
=== The Second Attack ===
The next DAY, Michael is exploring the Desert once again. He discovers Ethan's own Synthetic Polymer Awesome Shovel, and decides it is time to strike... He FUCKING TAKES THE SHOVEL. He is victorious, and remains so. Ethan, the terrifying demon, however, starts his next attack... He fucking cries, being like "WAA WAAA YOU STOLE MAH SHOVAL!!!!". This is a call for the Caretaker of the Desert, known by her other name massive fucking toddler. The Caretaker of the Desert attacks, and takes Michael's awesome shovel from him, not leaving time for Michael to defend. Failure, once again. Yet, the Great War is not over.
=== Once Again, War in the Desert ===
War is horrible, it causes pain and suffering to everyone included. Michael is in the Desert again, his favourite place. He has a realization. Is revenge really that important? No. Should you share your own items? Yes. Suddenly, while Michael is thinking, Ethan asks for the Synthetic Polymer Awesome Shovel once again. Unlike last time, he asks. He has learned, just like Michael. Michael answers "yes here is shovel", and gives Ethan his Treasure, the Synthetic Polymer Mega Super AWESOME Shovel. Micheal and Ethan end up being allies now. The Great war is now over, after a horrible 2 days of straight fighting. Michael now has allies, and his own army, of 1 another dumbass toddler, and later 2 others join.
== Gangsta Life ==
Michael's own gang is now here. His 3 allies, Ethan, John, and Robert. They hang-out together, earning dem' bucks, rising to glory and fame in the Desert. They sell Shovels to their customers, creating an economy. After 2 successful sales, Jane, one of their customers, forgets to return the Shovel. This calls for action, and Michael & Ethan, the leaders of the Gang, tell the Caretaker of the Desert. This results in quick action, and Jane is forced to give in. Her stolen shovel is back in Michael's hands, and the serious dispute that almost resulted in multiple casualties is solved. Michael didn't choose Gangsta Life, Gangsta Life chose Michael. Until the end, the inevitable once again occurs. Michael is now in elementary school. However, he still has Ethan. They aren't dumb ass fucking toddlers anymore. They are children, both now 7 years old. Too bad I'm too lazy to write more, cuz' some cool ass awesome shit happens.
== Big Men Now ==
Michael is now 19. He is a fucking normal dude. He is working as an awesome truck driver, has children with his wife, Jessica, and...
=== DEATH ===
...after he's 78, he dies from cancer or something.