Leguistarmos

At the end of each Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama episode, Mish and Zach rate a piece of media using Leguistarmos. As stated in episode 1, this isn't a star and won't work with the Rotten Tomatoes aggregate. Rather, Leguistarmos are reflective of how Leguizamoey the media was. When a piece of media recieves 5 Leguizamos from all parties, that means it's a Leguizamarama. Originally, these were referred to simply as Leguizamos, but "Leguistarmos" was suggested by a listener.
== Method ==
The nature of a piece of media can very much influence its Leguizamoeyness. In particular, an ensemble piece involving Leguizamo will, at least in Zach's mind, only ever score a 4 or less, due to there simply not being enough Legz. By contrast, a one-Legz show like Freak (1998) may recieve a Leguizamarama Extravaganzo Plus due to the sheer amount of Leguizamo oozing from it.
It should also be noted that even pieces of media that do not involve Johnny Legz can recieve Leguistarmos, particularly when they have Leguizamoey vibes. Speed (1994) gets 2 Leguistarmos, despite him not being in it.
== Criteria ==
Reasons for high Leguistarmo scores include:
*Not being able to imagine Legz in any other role;
*The piece of media being made by Legz as well as starring him;
*A good Legz death scene.
*Legz originally being cast as another character but being recast in a bigger role, helping build the film with his name.
*Being at least third-billed, or having an "and John Leguizamo" in the credits.
== Variations ==
Some other actors have their own version of the Leguistarmo, particularly those Mish and Zach would have easily made a p0odcast on if things had gone differently. These include Peter Sarsgaard; Experimenter (2015) got 5 'Starsgaards' from both parties. John Cena's were said to be "Cenarinos".
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