President Elect

== Summary ==
President Elect is an antagonist and optional boss fight in Where They Cremate the Roadkill. He is his own unique species of Vermis Worm, baring a pyramid head and an "all-seeing-eye". He is first introduced towards the beginning of the game, where he sits in the foreground as an NPC explains that he is governor, watching over the entire city while smoking a magic cigarette and speaking obscenities out of his all-seeing eye.
Later, gets elected as president. After the Coolie kills his three bodyguards; Rent-A-Cop, Pocket Cat, and Forpeace, whom President Elect will send after him at different points in the game, the throne room will be empty and Coolie will have the option to continue forward and board President Elect's space ship, where the player can engage in battle with him, although it results in a non-standard game over.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: 
Name: President Elect, the Illuminati
Origin: Where They Cremate the Roadkill
Gender: Unknown, referred to as male, but lays eggs
Age: Unknown
Classification: Vermis Worm, Governer and eventual president of Neo-Nigeria
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, Can rapidly produce his offspring, Possible Transmutation (Stated that over time, he had finally finished turning all the trees in the world into money through unknown means), Limited Mind Control (Ingesting a pill containing his young will induce mind control in the consumer)
Attack Potency: Universe level+ (Comparable, if not superior to Idiot Savant, fought Coolie)
Speed: At least FTL (Should be faster than normal Vermis Worms, can keep up with Coolie)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Universe level+
Durability: Universe level+
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Standard Melee Range
Standard Equipment:
*Bitter Pill - A pill given to Coolie. It contains one of President Elect's young, which Coolie finds out when he holds the pill up to the light from the window in his bedroom. When Coolie feeds it to a Wyrmling, the Wyrmling suddenly starts bending to Coolie's will, revealing that it is indeed a mind control pill.
Intelligence: Should be very high as president of Neo-Nigeria, most likely had to skillfully manipulate the public into voting for him
Weaknesses: None notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques: None
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
Inconclusive:
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