Chunky Segments

Name 	First Episode
Ask Silverman 	???
Eli (and occasionaly Paul) answers questions sent in by listeners. 	Eli (and occasionaly Paul) answers questions sent in by listeners.
Cheap Eats 	???
Paul and Eli discuss and review cheap and/or unusual food and drink, found in discount stores or sent in by listeners. 	Paul and Eli discuss and review cheap and/or unusual food and drink, found in discount stores or sent in by listeners.
Don't Get Mad! 	17
Paul presents Eli with a frustrating fictional scenario to act out, and Eli does his very best not to lose his cool (or shit himself). 	Paul presents Eli with a frustrating fictional scenario to act out, and Eli does his very best not to lose his cool (or shit himself).
Eli's Country Urban Noodle Testlab Kitchen 	???
Eli regales us with his bountiful noodle knowledge, while rustling up some tasty dishes. Paul looks on in disgust. 	Eli regales us with his bountiful noodle knowledge, while rustling up some tasty dishes. Paul looks on in disgust.
Eli's Life Hacks 	25
Eli introduces various life hacks and they are then dicussed in a very level-headed manner. 	Eli introduces various life hacks and they are then dicussed in a very level-headed manner.
The Froth Shop 	???
Paul and Eli enter the world of Ye Olde Froth Shoppe and try wonderful sweets from around the world (or the local newsagents). 	Paul and Eli enter the world of Ye Olde Froth Shoppe and try wonderful sweets from around the world (or the local newsagents).
Gannon's Golden Games 	???
Paul shows off his latest board game find, and then it’s played and reviewed. No one is a sore loser. 	Paul shows off his latest board game find, and then it’s played and reviewed. No one is a sore loser.
The Hot Sauce Experience 	???
Paul and Eli sample and review hot sauces of increasing heat, until they succumb to third-degree burns. 	Paul and Eli sample and review hot sauces of increasing heat, until they succumb to third-degree burns.
The League of Snacks (& Crisps) 	???
Paul and Eli undertake the crucial task of compiling the authoritative list of the best snacks (and crisps), using their patented rating system. 	Paul and Eli undertake the crucial task of compiling the authoritative list of the best snacks (and crisps), using their patented rating system.
Mi Casa, Su Casa 	???
Paul and Eli broker peace, by finding each other the perfect cheap gift. They definitely don't forget about it and find any old rubbish at the last minute. 	Paul and Eli broker peace, by finding each other the perfect cheap gift. They definitely don't forget about it and find any old rubbish at the last minute.
Off-Brand Brand-Off 	???
A test of Eli's ability to decern the difference between brand-name products and their off-brand alternatives. A test of Paul's self-control around a blindfolded Eli. 	A test of Eli's ability to decern the difference between brand-name products and their off-brand alternatives. A test of Paul's self-control around a blindfolded Eli.
Paul's Page Turners 	???
Paul reads from a book or magazine he's found, and both he and Eli comment on the weird and wonderful things found inside. 	Paul reads from a book or magazine he's found, and both he and Eli comment on the weird and wonderful things found inside.
Pee Casa, Poo Casa 	???
The opposite of Mi Casa, Su Casa. Paul and Eli exchange purposefully terrible rubbish in hopes of eliciting each other's disgust. 	The opposite of Mi Casa, Su Casa. Paul and Eli exchange purposefully terrible rubbish in hopes of eliciting each other's disgust.
Price of Shite 	???
Paul or Eli present three cheap items, and the other has to guess the prices that were paid, in order to win some much coveted peh-twings. 	Paul or Eli present three cheap items, and the other has to guess the prices that were paid, in order to win some much coveted peh-twings.
Sauce Report 	???
Pulitzer Prize winning condiment journalist Eli Silverman brings the latest news and hottest gossip from the world of sauce. 	Pulitzer Prize winning condiment journalist Eli Silverman brings the latest news and hottest gossip from the world of sauce.
Silverman's Platters 	???
Eli delves into his eclectic record collection, and plays a few choice selections. He an Paul then discuss and review what they hear. 	Eli delves into his eclectic record collection, and plays a few choice selections. He an Paul then discuss and review what they hear.
Tales from the Dance Floor 	???
Known to be a very cool and collected person, Eli discloses the few times punters have managed to disturb his zen-like calm while working as a DJ. Each story is very different from the last.	Known to be a very cool and collected person, Eli discloses the few times punters have managed to disturb his zen-like calm while working as a DJ. Each story is very different from the last.
Tales from the Shopfloor 	???
Paul and Eli read emails sent in by listeners, detailing the various types of faeces and dead pensioners they have experienced in their workplaces. 	Paul and Eli read emails sent in by listeners, detailing the various types of faeces and dead pensioners they have experienced in their workplaces.