Annoying Orange: Cheesy Salesman/Transcript

Orange: Bored-bored-bored-bored-bored-bored-bored! Bored!
???: Tell me, friend. Are you feeling bored?
Orange: Psst, brother, I'm chairman of the "bored".
???: Sick of the same old, same old?
Pear: Yes! Oh man, yes!
???: Fed up with being tired and listless?
Orange: Listless? what are you talking about?
Orange: List is right there.
List: Hey guys, what's up?
Orange: Nah, just talking to the voice in my head.
Pear: Wait,your head? Well, that means-
Orange and List: You can hear it too?
Pear: What is this magic?
Cheese Salesman: It's... Kitchen-Flage!
Orange: Wow!
Cheese Salesman: ...blend in to any kitchen or Kitchen-Like background. On sale now for just $19.99 while supplies last!
Pear: Ooh,I'll take three!
Orange: Careful, Pear. This guy seems a little "Cheesy". (laughs)
Cheese Salesman: He's right! Cheesy Salesman is the name and saving you money is the game! Now who wants to play?
List: Yo,Need some WiiPonies over here! You hook that up?
Cheese Salesman: Heck, no! Ponies are passé. Time to get down with the new breed of galloping gamers. Time to get your very own Wii Mustang!
[Tires screech]
Orange: Whoa, nelly!
Cheese Salesman: You said it, partner.And don't worry, this gas guzzler's still guaranteed to save you a few bucks.
[engine accelerates, explosion]
Orange: What,what, What?! 
Cheese Salesman: Oh, but watch out. Unlike two and a half men, these deals will not last forever! Act now! Act fast!
Orange: Act? Okay, what's my motivation?
Cheese Salesman: Savings that are out of this world!
Orange: Shut up and take my money!
Cheese Salesman: Whoo!
Orange: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
List: Whoo-hoo!
Cheese Salesman: Now, I know what you're thinking. Oh, Cheesy Salesman, I'm worried I'll never be able to afford a top-of-the-line flying chainsaw.
Orange: It's like he's inside my brain!
Cheese Salesman: Well,Now you can! Our price are so low, you wont have to break your piggy bank, but don't take my word for it.Just ask my partner, Sales-Ham!
Sales-Ham: S-weet! There's only one little piggy goin' to market, and that's me! S-weet!
Orange: Well these deals are "Hog" wild! (laughs)
Cheese Salesman: And how! You'll be oinking all the way to the bank!
Orange: Oh,hey cheesy! Cheesy!
Cheese Salesman: Yes sir. What can i do you for?
Orange: Do you have any whistling pinwheels?
Cheese Salesman: Ah, who needs a whistling pinwheel when you can have... a belching turbine!
Turbine: (burps)
Orange: Whoa! Now that's how you can clear the air! (laughs)
Cheese Salesman: How about this super duper target game?
Orange: Whoa! That's us!
Cheese Salesman: Just throw balls with Velcro at the target. Ah heck, throw anything with Velcro on the target,
Pear: That's amazing! I'm gonna use Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: This Velcro off of... Aah!
Cheese Salesman: Bullseye!
Midget Apple: Hey! I'm not part of the game!
(siren blares)
Pear: Whoa, what the heck?
Cheese Salesman: Uh oh. You now what that means.
Orange: Um... we're all under arrest?
Sales-Ham: S-weet! It's time for the Blue Light special!
Cheese Salesman: These deals will not get any better! It's time to talk turkey!
Orange: Um, okay. Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Pear: Come on, Orange! Pick something!
List: Yeah dude, what's it gonna be?
Orange: Hmm... Oh, can I use a lifeline?
Cheese Salesman: No!
Orange: 50-50?
Cheese Salesman: No!
Orange: Phone-a-friend?
(phone ringing)
Pear: Dude, I'm right here!
Orange: I can't just decide.
Cheese Salesman: Time is running out. These savings are slipping away!
Orange: Oh, okay. Wii Mustang, definitely. Wii Mustang!
Cheese Salesman: Is this your final answer?
Pear: No, go with the Kitchen-Flage!
List: Are you kidding me? Get the belching turbine! That thing rules!
Pear: Kitchen-Flage! Kitchen Flage!
Cheese Salesman: Last chance for romance. What's it gonna be, Orangey?
Orange: Umm... a flying chainsaw!
Sales-Ham: S-weet- Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!
Orange: Whoa! That's what you get for "cutting" me a deal. (laughs) Oh.
Cheese Salesman: Oh, we'll just call it a half-off sale. What do you say to that?
Orange: Hmm... I'd say... Burping turbine!
Turbine: (Burps)
Cheese Salesman: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Orange: Well, that's one way to cut the cheese. (laughs)
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