Snowy Mishaps

Snowy Mishaps is an episode of Mr. Rrarrg. In this episode, the gang try to climb the biggest mountain in bikini bottom.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Grr
• Grugg
• Babba
• Rrarrg
• Cave Dweller (Debut)
• Tv Guy
• Tv Girl (debut)
• News Guy
• Mountain Climber (debut)
• Citizens
• Mustache Snail
== Transcript ==
(episode starts with the gang coming back to the cave)
Patrick: boy, that sure was a wild ride.
Grugg: gruggruggrugg (I know right? I’m just glad we’re finally back home)
Grr: grr (You said it, Grugg)
Patrick: Now we can just sit back and watch the tv as we always do.
(everyone gets on the couch)
(babba turns on the tv)
TV Guy: Hi! Have you been in an accident that wasn’t your fault-
(Babba switches the channel)
TV Girl: Vaginal dryness. It’s not a word you expect to hear on the-
(Babba switches the channel again. The TV is showing footage of a mountain climber)
Rrarrg: rrarrg, rrararararg (wow, that's impressive.)
Grr: grgrgr (indeed)
Babba: bbbbbb, babbabbabbabbbabbababbabbababbba, babbababbababab (pfffffft, it’s just some guy climbing a stupid mountain, it’s not that impressive)
Patrick: I wanna try doing that too.
Grugg: grugrggrugrgrugrgrgug? (does this mean we're going mountain climbing?)
Patrick: How'd you know?
Grugg: grugrggrgrugrgurgrug (well, we literally live on one, remember?)
Patrick: oh, right.
Rrarrg: rrarararrararg? (how could you forget we live on a mountain?)
Patrick: Well, we rarely go to see the actual mountain itself. Or I just forgot, both reasons work.
Grr: ggrrgrgr (he's got a point)
Patrick: Well what are we waiting for? Let’s go mountain climbing guys!
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (can't wait)
(cut to them outside, patrick is looking around)
Babba: bababababababab? (so we're not climbing this one?)
Patrick: Oh, right. I keep forgetting we live on a mountain.
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (well what are we waiting for?)
Grugg: grugrgrg (lets go)
Narrator: one second later
(cut to the gang climbing)
Patrick: This is fun, right guys?
Grr: gr (no)
Patrick: Well, I don't care! We're gonna climb to the peak of this mountain and we're not stopping!
(grr groans)
Babba: bababababab (oh come on, this won't be that bad)
Narrator: a few hours later…
(the gang are still climbing, now exhausted)
Patrick: Just a couple more meters… I'm getting a bit tired…
Babba: babab (me too)
(patrick starts to fall asleep but he almost falls and becomes wide awake)
Patrick: ok, maybe we shouldn't climb a mountain without proper supplies. 
Grugg: grugrgrgug? (you think?)
(shot of grugg holding an almost broken stick)
Babba: babababababa? (but how are we gonna get down safely?)
Patrick: hmm…
Narrator: one idea later
Patrick: I got it! We could try sliding down!
(patrick slides down and starts accelerating a lot)
Patrick: woah!
(patrick screams as he slides down the mountain at a very fast speed)
(patrick faceplants into the ground next to the cave)
Patrick: I'm alright!
(transition to next scene; the gang are back in the cave watching tv)
Patrick: Well, we tried at least.
News Guy: breaking news
Patrick: huh?
News Guy: a much taller mountain than Mount Mackerel has been discovered and named Mount Needlefish.
Patrick: We gotta find Mount Needlefish and climb it!
Grr: ggrgrgrggrr? (Can I stay?)
Patrick: why?
Grr: grr… grgrgrgrgrg (uh… to guard the house)
Patrick: Okay, but make sure to not let anyone in while we're gone.
(patrick suddenly appears with mountain climbing gear)
Patrick: Have fun!
(the 4 leave; grr is left in the house)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrggrgr… (finally i don't have to participate in these shenanigans…)
(cut to outside where mustache snail is looking in)
Mustache Snail: so it seems like they left, but one of them is still there hmm… I'll have to think of how to get in without being noticed.
(cut to the other 4 going around looking for the mountain)
Patrick: Hmm, where could it be? If I were the world’s tallest mountain, where would I be?
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (bruh I don’t know)
Patrick: hmm.
(they walk past a citizen)
Patrick: uh, excuse me sir, do you happen to know where the tallest mountain is?
Citizen: uh no sorry.
(citizen walks away)
Patrick: darn.
Rrarrg: rrarararrg (we have technology, why can’t we just look it up)
Patrick: Damn, why didn’t I think of that?
Grugg: grugrggrurgrgrgugrgrug (maybe because your brain is small)
Patrick: Hey, that was mean!
(Grugg and Patrick begin to argue but Rrarrg interrupts them while holding a laptop with Foogle Faps loaded on it)
Rrarrg: rrarrarrgrrraagg (Okay, I've found it on Foogle Faps)
Patrick: Oh? Where was it?
Rrarrg: rrarrarg (turn around)
(Patrick turns around and sees the mountain behind him)
Patrick: oh.
(laugh track)
Babba: bababababab? (who put that there?)
Patrick: Who put what there?
Babba: bababba (nevermind)
(Cut to Patrick and the gang ascending the snowy parts of the mountain, Ticket to Ride by The Beatles starts to play)
Patrick: Wait, where's that music coming from? Turn it off!
Grugg: grugrgrg (No, I like this song!)
Patrick: Okay Grugg, we'll keep it going just for you.
(We get a scene that lasts for the duration of the song and is basically a shot-for-shot remake of a scene from the 1965 film 'Help!' where the Beatles play around in the Alps)
(Ticket to Ride finally finishes)
Patrick: Well, that was actually kinda fun! Now let's get back to the actual plot of this episode and never refer to this moment again.
Rrarrg: rrararraarrararag (i see a cave over there)
(shot of cave)
Patrick: Hmm, looks fine to me!
(patrick walks over to the cave and the monsters follow)
(cut back to grr watching tv)
(shot of the door; mustache snail pops up)
Mustache Snail: maybe if i'm really quiet then i can get in and find out how they were able to foil my plans.
(mustache snail slowly crawls through the door but gets hit in the head with a giant mallet thing)
Mustache Snail: OW! WHO PUT THIS HAMMER THING HERE?! oh no.
(grr turns around but mustache snail is nowhere to be seen)
Grr: gr. grggrrgr (huh. must've been the wind)
(grr turns back to the tv)
Mustache Snail: …THE WIND?!
(cut back to the gang at the cave)
Patrick: A bit dark but I think it's safe.
Babba: baba? (are you sure?)
Patrick: yep.
Babba: bababababab? (are you sure you're sure?)
Patrick: mhm, absolutely.
Babba: babababababababa? (are you sure you're sure you're sure?)
Patrick: ok enough references for one episode, we gotta find out what's in this cave! Luckily, I brought a torch.
(patrick turns on his torch and moves it around, revealing a skeleton in the cave)
Patrick: holy [FANDOM CENSORS] bones. Hey, why'd it censor?
(the gang are walking around the cave)
Grugg: grugrggrrurgrug (looks pretty ominous)
Patrick: Yeah, it's a good thing I brought this torch.
(a hissing sound is heard)
Patrick: Did you guys hear that?
Rrarrg: rrararararg? (hear what?)
Patrick: hm, must've been the wi-
(patrick turns around to see a cave dweller appear in front of him)
Cave Dweller: (cave dweller noises)
Patrick: -nd. RUN!
(the gang run out of the cave and the cave dweller chases them around the mountain)
Patrick: Let's try running up!
Babba: babababab! (good idea!)
(they run up the mountain and the cave dweller chases them)
(the cave dweller eventually gives up and goes back to its cave)
Patrick: phew, that was close
(zoom out shot of the mountain; they are at the peak)
Grugg: grugrgrgrgrurgrgug, grug? (so this is what the top looks like huh?)
Babba: baba (yep)
Patrick: Now how do we get back down?
Rrarrg: rrarrarararag (i guess we didn't think of that)
Patrick: hm, well it's pretty steep. I think I have a couple snowboards in my backpack.
(patrick opens his backpack and pulls out a couple of snowboards)
(shot of the snowboards kissing then realizing that they're being watched)
(the gang stare at the boards with a blank face)
Babba: bababababbaa? (why were they kissing?)
Patrick: I don't know. Let's get back home!
Grugg: grugrgrgrugrug (but there's only two snowboards)
Patrick: you're right! We'll have to go in pairs.
(cut to them sloping off the mountain; patrick is in babba's mouth and grugg is desperately holding onto rrarrg)
Rrarrg: rararrarararg? (are you sure this is safe?)
Patrick: yep!
(they continue snowboarding; transition to next scene)
(they slope off the mountain; patrick gets out of babba's mouth)
Patrick: We did it guys! We climbed the tallest mountain in bikini bottom!
Citizen: oh yeah? Prove it.
Patrick: uh, we just came down from it.
Citizen: I didn't see that, so it's not valid proof.
(the gang looks at each other)
Citizen: Come on, show me proof of you being up there.
(a distant dweller noise is heard)
Citizen: What was that?
Patrick: I don't know, Must be a cave dweller.
Citizen: C-C-C-C-CAVE DWELLER?!
(citizen runs away screaming)
Grugg: gurgrggrgrug (that was quite an interaction)
Patrick: Yeah, let's go back home.
(transition to next scene; the gang are coming back home)
Patrick: grr, we're home!
(patrick looks over to the giant mallet thing)
Grr: grgrgr (oh hey guys)
Babba: babababbbabaab? (why is there a giant mallet near the kitchen?)
Grr: grgrgr, grgrgrgrgr (i don't know, someone must've activated it)
Patrick: Well, we got to the top of the mountain! When we got down though, a guy doubted us. But then a cave dweller appeared and he ran away!
Grr: grgrgrrgr? (cave dweller?)
(a cave dweller noise is heard; a cave dweller pops out of their fridge and starts chasing them)
Patrick: RUN!
(the gang are running around in circles while the cave dweller tries catching them; the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This is the last episode of season 1.
• This is the second episode to premiere in the Premiere Week.
• The idea for the episode was made around Episode 7.
• This is the first episode written by Granite since Patrick Vs. The Copyright Infringement.
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