Best Foe Forever/Script

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(theme song)
Collar: Look at her. She's a beauty, isn't she?
Indigo: Umm...it looks more like a slaughtered goose foot.
Collar: Seriously, Indi? [smacks Indigo's head]
Indigo: Ow!
Collar: It's a surf board not an animal's body part.
Indigo: Yeah, like you would know the difference!
Collar: Oh, yeah?
Indigo: Yeah!
Both: [loud arguing]
Travis: Shut up! [arguing stops] I'm trying to think! I've done so much now I don't know what to do and when. 
Indigo: Why?
Travis: How am I supposed to know?
Collar: I know this one, I know this one! It's, ummm, uh . . . .
Indigo: It's because you're psychic. Right?
Travis: No! I was being rhetorical. There's nothing more hurtful or dangerous than a bored bully. A single drop of boredom is death. [whispers] Only if, or course, their as professional as I am [whispers stop]. But [sighs] who cares now. I'm too bored to retaliate. 
;[Travis]: Dang! Guys, I'm feel something that's like nothing.
;[Indigo]: What is it Travis?!
;[Collar]: Yeah, bro?
;[Travis]: I feel bored! There's nothing left to do.
:I have skipped school twice this week
;[Collar]: We had school this week?
;[Travis]: I have picked on the daycare kids
;[Indigo]: Those kids are cowards!
;[Travis]: I can damage the yards
:Of peers!
:That I think
:That I think
:That I think
:Are super mean
:I can go to the pool
:And like embarrass Duke!
:I can have a sweet party
:Give the guests a spook
:I can travel to Msomi
:Push the stone from the sword
:But the changes are down
:Cause I'll still be bored
;[Indigo and Collar]: Oh-no, he's bored!
;[Travis]: I'm so, so bored
:If my head were my cell
:It would have no cord
;[Indigo and Collar]: Oh-no, he's bored!
;[Travis]: Can't be restored
:I'll say it again:
:"Like, I'm so bored."
:I'm pushed guys. Isn't there anything I haven't done?!
;[Indigo]: You could try painting flowers
;[Travis]: Flowers? No.
;[Collar]: You could call strangers names
;[Indigo and Collar]: You could try eating veggies
:That you think
:That you think
:That you think
:Are super green
;[Travis]: Idiots...
:I can go fish out some cash
:I can bike off to Manew
:I can push Scott down a well
:And dump Lu down the lou
;[Indigo and Collar]: You can try being nice
;[Indigo and Collar]: I'd rather taste keyboard!
;[Indigo and Collar]: So you want to then...?
;[Travis]: I am so bored!
;[Indigo and Collar]: Oh-no, he's bored!
;[Travis]: I'm so, so bored
:If my head were my cell
:It would have no cord
;[Indigo and Collar]: Oh-no, he's bored!
;[Travis]: Can't be restored
:I'll say it again:
:"Like, I'm so bored."
Indigo: So does this mean we can take a break from being your, you knooow, "evil henchmen"?
Travis: What? No, and as my "evil henchmen", you've got to help me overcome my boredom or else.
Collar: Or else what?
Travis: I'll dissect both your hearts with a chisel [laughs maniacally] . . . .well what are you waiting for, The End of the World? 
Indigo: Whatta you suggest we do?
Travis: [groans] Do I have do everything for everyone in this wretched school myself.
Collar: That would be nice. But what should we do?
Travis: I don't know. Say some ideas, [says faster] make some analyses, search books, read lists, write. . . .lists. The lists, where are they?
Collar: Huh?
Travis: [growls] [hits own head] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Uh, ring-ring. Hello in there, dummy! THE LISTS you morons, the lists!
[paper flies everywhere]
Collar: I can't find---
[ladder falls] 
Collar: Here it is. I found it, I found it. I knew its exact place before I searched.
Travis:[sarcastically] Oh, Collar, you amaze me. You searched selves 3, 5, 7, and 9. There're only 1 left you deafening little imbecile! [snatches list]
Travis: Alright, let's see. Who to torment next? Oh, c'mon there must be someone in this stupid school I haven't bullied yet.
Indigo: Who then?
Travis: Shut up! Okay? Just shut. . .up! Hmm, there must be a way. There must be someone who can be brought to their knees. Dah! 
[light bulb rings] 
Indigo: That's it! Dawn, Armageddon Demise. You haven't got to him yet. 
Travis: Indigo, I said shut u--- that's it. Dawn! Dawn, Armageddon Demise. I haven't got to him yet. I am so glad I thought of this.
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