List of crimes in Moricounie

Moricounie is known for her incredibly detailed codex, as to prevent loopholes and exploitations by witty criminals.
== Quatorzième-paragraphe Crimes ==
Les Crimes de la Quatorzième Paragraphe (English: Crimes of the 14th Paragraph) are crimes derived from the original 14th paragraph of les Règlements, which forbade paywalled content. However, due to the similarity of the circumstances, it was extended to any content published and even basic needs, should one go over the suggested retail price range in any way.L'ÉXPLOITATION DES GENS COMMUNS, qui inclut des prolétariats, des pauvres, des mères, des enfants, et cetera, dans les cas qui inclut la publication des contenus avant des paywall, l'inflation des prix des produits essentiels, la déliberate escroquerie pour l'income, l'éxtorsion diverse qui inclut la sex'torsion, rançongiciels, et cetera, et tous les cas autres qui satisfier seulement le fabricateur plus que ses consommateurs, est assujetti pour l'emprisonnement pour tout les membres dans le schème, au minimum d' 1 décade au maximum des réclusions perpetuelles. Notre société des plusieures libertés n'est pour votre éxploitation.
# Exploitation of the people for personal benefit. A citizen can profit from their works, but only if it is done mutually so that the people may benefit as well (such as alimentation, transportation, entertainment and religion), or commensally (taxation, donation and commission of any kind). Any parasitical activities, such as exclusivity activities, deliberate scams and spam, and any crime mentioned hereon warrants a decade of imprisonment, lower end.
# Exploitation of children for personal agenda, or benefit. Any child abuse of any form, including sexual. Our children are our future and it is a must to direct them, but not to the point of satisfying only your agenda, including religion and personal aspirations. One whoop is enough, two too plenty. Offence warrants 20 years, or a death sentence, should the child die as a result. Deliberate attempts to unravel Little Fidesham's society always warrants a day of torture and 25 years, or a death sentence, should they die as a result.
# Absorptive competition. Any form of simply absorbing competitive corporations past 2026 warrants 5 years and surveillance, or a death sentence, should the resulting activity harm the people in the long run.
# Attempts to end a person's life. Warrants 50 years in prison, or surveillance for life if it is by mistake.
# Attempts to end a mourabiteau's life. Lol. You can't. 25 years in prison, or surveillance for 10 years if it is by mistake.
# Homicide. Warrants 3 days of torture then execution by Apprehenders placing upon them several concussions. Manslaughter will only be considered as an attempt to end a person's life.
# Murder or massacres. Warrants a week of torture then execution by concussion.
# Cronyism, nepotism or any other form of favouritism in circumstances such as governance. Warrants a year for every person implicated. I'd step down soon, but all of you are incompetent cucks all wanting power so that you'd rip this codex apart, so I'm not doing that shit. [sic]
# Sexual assault, child pornography and any other material depicting non-consensual intercourse, including somnophiliacs. Warrants 15 years for the offender, and unconditional asylum for the victim.
# Intimidation of victims for personal protection or satisfaction from any kind of action, including legal activities. Warrants days of torture the same amount as the number of days the victim is held hostage. If this person is a political figure, execution for them. No imprisonment, unless the offender has committed a crime, then the other sections mentioned will apply after this punishment, depending on the offence.
# Attempts of thievery or robbery. Warrants a month in prison.
# Attempts to harm the victim during robbery, or general aggravated robbery. Warrants a year in prison.
#Industrial manslaughter. Aussie crime, yea, but we wanna heavily pound whoever neglected their labour force so bad they died. Corporation gets shut down, all employees involved get no severance packages, and the superiors involved will literally get beaten to near-death by mourb apprehenders. After which they get sentenced for an exploitation-crime and homicide every person that died.
# Hostage-taking. Warrants 5 years in prison, 10 if the hostage is innocent. Added offence is the intimidation of victims.
# Harming hostages regardless. Warrants a death sentence if it results in the death of the hostage(s). You won't believe how common this bullshit is. [sic]
#Monicaic competition. i.e. intentionally smearing peers for reduced competition. Warrants Parvofideli torture.
#Unnecessarily-a-felony petty robbery. i.e., murder/manslaughter to commit robbery. The lower the price the higher the crime. For robberies concerning amounts less than 100 euros; warrants the number of years from 100 minus the amount stolen, i.e., if you stole 40 euros, you will be doing 60 years.
#The international definition for corruption. Warrants 50 years in prison.
#Motiveless bracket for paragraphs 4 to 7. Unless clinically insane, warrants twice the amount of punishment for these base punishments.
#The organisation of a mafia or other group with the capability or motive to harm people, regardless of affiliation. Warrants life imprisonment and tortures every week.
#Forced counseling. Bro. Stop harassing that poor child, trying to satisfy your "amicability complex". What if their parents kill them as a result? Warrants a day of torture. If it results in the death of the child, execution, along with people involved.
#Fraud. What did you do with Big Chungus? We know you're the sus imposter. And I saw you vent in electrical. 5 years in prison.
#A punishment to prevent spouses of soldiers exploiting their powers of attorney in any form of manner which only benefit this latter and can also cause distress to the solider. This spouse if found guilty will be tortured and humiliated in public.
#Multi-level marketing and pyramidal cons. That's pretty sus to me. The business will be absorbed by the government and all funds liquidated turned into taxes, and every victim of MLMs or pyramids are tax exempt for this amount until the date the tax would have been satisfied if it were actual taxes.
== Punishments against influence ==
These crimes include laws such as anti-DUI or anti-smoking laws and general etiquette.
# Conduction under the influence of drugs, hallucinogens or intoxication. Don't drink and drive, guys. Warrants a night in prison. 
# Utilisation of methamphetamine. Seriously, what are you doing with your life? Warrants a day in prison for every gram of meth you have used or pushed. Imported 50 tons of meth? Too bad, life sentence for you.
# Utilisation of cocaine. Warrants 12 hours in prison for every gram of cocaine you have used or pushed.
# Utilisation of heroin. Warrants 18 hours in prison for every gram of heroin you have used or pushed.
# Conduction without safety gear. It is not cool to look cool. 1024 euro fine.
# Bullying and/or discrimination of any kind. Warrants an exponential number of days in prison for every report of bullying or discrimination reported. Remember, it's not cool to look cool.
# Utilisation of firearms outside Apprehensive or licit activity. If they got yo ass on 4k, [sic] get ready for exponential amounts of months in prison every charge you get hereon!
# Consumption of nicotine outside approved areas. No ciggies for you! [sic]
# Consumption of cannabis outside approved areas. No weed for you! [sic]
#Communist party except for those in the Spocco Islands. Any uprising will be presented with the GES.
#Ultranationalist party. We do not need your help. Any uprising will be presented with the GES.
#YouTubing wherein it involves a trend dangerous to society or the environment. Ayo? What's that body doing there over on that tree? Warrants a day in prison for every subscriber to the account. Got a million subs? Excellent, LIFE SENTENCE!11 [sic]
#TikToking wherein it involves a trend dangerous to society or the environment. Check out this absolute devious lick - a TikToker! Warrants a second in prison for every view the account got. Got a billion views? Excellent, 31 years for you!
#Racism in any manner except or exceeding those implied by paragraph 6. You absolute Nazi piece of shit need to die. And that's what we're going to do.
#Cults that actively and directly harms people in its congregation. For standard religions, the thoughtcrime falls upon the parents. Otherwise, the cult leader will be tortured until they die of exhaustion.
#Creation and implementation of zero-tolerance laws. Nah. Let us handle it. If you don't let us, fuck you. [sic] We will suspend your school or corporation, and every student or employee will be sent to the University or Fonder MS. You don't care about the bullied, don't ya? Hence, we will not care about you in prison!
#Plagiarism where it applies. Moricounien property does not count. Yeah. Sorry.
#Any kind of adulteration or cheating for self-benefit. We WILL beat you to death if you beat that nerd in a maths exam. Not to literal death but we will beat you close to it.
#Baiting. I ordered AirPods, not shower heads! Fine of 100 000€.
#Vicarious offense. Do not get fucking offended on behalf of a community. You're a snowflake. Your credit will fall to 0, and you will most likely be deported.
#Organisation of a denial-of-service attack. Unless the site has some illegal shit, you are not allowed to simply down it regardless of your reasons. Your online account to our intranet will be suspended for 10 months.
== Crimes to the insentient world ==
These crimes include animal abuse laws.
# General animal abuse outside of Furries and related personages. Excludes pet mourbs. Warrants the same punishment as for the exploitation of children.
# Forced veganism. Trust us. The cows don't give a single fuck. Also, have you heard of carnivores? Why aren't you targeting them as well? Also, plants can definitely feel you ripping their roots from the ground the same way we pull the testes from the bull. Warrants a day in prison for every person in your ensemble of nuisance, double if you actually obstructed essential lines such as traffic.
# Deforestation. Simply disgusting. Warrants a month in jail for every tree you cut. If you're going to kill trees, use older ones, then plant tenfold, eh?
# Littering. You hypocrite. First, take the plank out of your eye so you can see clearly the speck in your brother's eye. A spank from the Apprehender that caught you for every piece of trash you witlessly scatter. Too bad if it's an entire garbage bag.
== Mala prohibita quia parentibus ==
These crimes are victimless crimes (section literally means evils prohibited because parents) but are in the codex because of pressures by the older generations. No punishment is levied against whoever commits these.
# Consumption of pirated content. Bruh. You're in a country where we the government literally do that ourselves. However, if the producer is a smaller one, or you resell it, you might get exploitation charges. Otherwise, feel free to rip Adobe off. Might we interest you with Nintendo?
# Consumption of pornography under the age of 16. Peep this - it's only illegal because paedophiles. Watching porn is part of your exploration; just don't overdo it folks
# Suicide. At some point we might have to punish those who put this against you more.
# Communist behaviour in general outside of the state of Spocco. We literally live in a semi-communist society. What makes it any worse though? However, don't even think about being /srs, or else it's the famous giant enemy spider for y'all.
# Consumption of drugs. We will only imprison you if you share it with others. If you're only planning to do it to yourself then that's fine.
# Registration to sites under the age of 16. It's the Internet. You can.
# Excessive profanity. We literally swear in this official document. What makes you think you can't?
== Decalogus ==
This section is inserted by the United Initialist Church as a rewording of Canon Law. The law was reworded to be more inclusive and be applicable in all religions and peoples.
# The NAME of the LORD is to be respected, regardless of HIS INCARNATION, be it ALLAH, YAHWEH, the SEIZURE OF BUDDHA, and many others.
# The blasphemy and distortion of the WORD of the LORD is not to be tolerated. Be it the issue of paedophilia or homosexuality, the NEW COVENANT is to be respected, and no political person shall use HIS words for their own agenda.
# Except if they have sinned against you, you must always honour your superiors, from your parents up to the higher-ups in hierarchies. Be grateful for your situation, and the LORD will lift you up if you are in worse situations, lest you dash your foot against a stone.
# Remember to remain in PRAYER with the LORD, and talk with HIM. For without HIM, you will be lost.
# Do not kill anyone. If you have attempted to commit suicide out of impending doom, fear not, for there is hope for the suffering such as you.
# Do not commit adultery.
# Do not commit thievery for any reason. If you have attempted out of starvation, fear not, for there is hope for the hungry such as you.
# Do not induce discord amongst your brethren for any reason including and most especially self-gratification. 
# Do not be willing to steal others' members for any benefit. For they did not ask for this misfortune.
# Do not be willing to steal from others for any benefit. If you have attempted out of starvation, fear not, for there is hope for the hungry such as you.
== Trivia ==
* Moricounie is the only state in the world that imprisons bullies regardless of age, especially if it is completely on them. Most would only lead to the student getting suspended, or even no repercussions at all at some cases. Mourbs help in the prevention of bullying because they make up 50% of the student population and can quietly relay information quickly without getting noticed.
** If the bully is over 16, they might be liable for victim/witness intimidation up to and/or including attempts to end a person's or mourb's life if the offence occurs more than twice. If the bully singlehandedly or with a group of people discriminate against a large number of students, they all will be liable for the exploitation of children. If it is against only one student, an extreme edge case, they will be liable for attempting to end a person's life regardless of whether the victim was a mourb or otherwise.
** If a student happens to snap, they will not be charged. Instead, every student implicated by that student will be charged with attempts to end a person's or mourb's life.
* The punishment for the illicit consumption of nicotine or cannabis will literally only mean all their supplies getting confiscated by the government without any actual punishment.
*Consumption of pornography under the age of 16 being under the mala prohibita is one of the more controversial codifications worldwide. Its remark references grooming, wherein the paedo would show the porn to child victims under this legal age, and does not cover children simply stumbling upon it.