状態異常彼女 (Joutai Ijou Kanojo)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
久しぶりのチューンナップ　気付かれなくってトーンダウン 	hisashiburi no chuunnappu kizukarenakutte toondaun 	For the first time in a while, I tune myself up; without noticing it myself, I've toned down:
どこを見てるの？また他のコトとか考えて 	doko o miteru no? mata hoka no koto toka kangaete 	Hey, where are you looking? There you go, thinking of other things again!
感情のオーバーラップ　見て見ぬフリってどんな？ 	kanjou no oobaarappu miteminufuri tte donna? 	What's it like, disregarding the overlap of our emotions?
わくわくしても　ほら期待ハズレで残念賞 	wakuwaku shite mo hora kitai hazure de zannenshou 	Even if I'm excited over this, look, you should be ready for me to let you down
 	 	
あれもこれも　想いの上でバランスを取っている 	are mo kore mo omoi no ue de baransu o totte iru 	There's this and that I have to balance on top of my emotions,
「それだけじゃない」なんて　間違っているかしら 	"sore dake janai" nante machigatte iru kashira 	So I wonder if it'll be wrong for me to tell you this isn't all of my troubles?
 	 	
笑ったフリしたいね 	waratta furi shitai ne 	I just want to pretend to smile
泣き虫がバレてしまわないように　叫ぶんだ 	nakimushi ga barete shimawanai you ni sakebu nda 	I yell at you so that you don't see that I'm actually a crybaby
踊っていようか今日は 	odotte iyou ka kyou wa 	Today, let's try and dance together
「無理しないで」なんて　今だけは言わないで 	"muri shinaide" nante ima dake wa iwanaide 	Now, don't go telling me things like, "don't push yourself too hard"
 	 	
こうなったらどうしようとか　ああなったらどうしようとか 	kou nattara doushiyou toka aa nattara doushiyou toka 	What do I do if this happens? And what do I do if that happens?
そうやってきみといると　悲しくなる 	sou yatte kimi to iru to kanashiku naru 	Thinking this way, I always end up sad in your presence
どうなってもいいじゃないかと　簡単にきみは言うけど 	dou natte mo ii janai ka to kantan ni kimi wa iu kedo	It's easy for you to say it'll all be alright no matter what —
こんなの状態異常だよ　笑えないよ 	konna no joutai ijou da yo waraenai yo 	This status effect of mine isn't laughable at all!The official translation states this as a "status effect," hence the word choice, but a more suitable translation would be "abnormal condition/status".
 	 	
はじめてのこと覚えてる 	hajimete no koto oboeteru 	I still remember seeing you for the first time,
ただただすべてが眩しすぎたね 	tadatada subete ga mabushisugita ne 	Yet everything was just so sparkly, so dazzling
想い出話の横から　ほらまた顔を出した 	omoidebanashi no yoko kara hora mata kao o dashita 	And from the recesses of my memory, recounting these fond stories, your face resurfaces again
 	 	
きみといると　二度あることは三度あるよってこと 	kimi to iru to nidoaru koto wa sandoaru yo tte koto 	With you, I've come to somewhat understand that when it rains, it pours,
なんとなくわかります　交わったあの日から 	nanto naku wakarimasu majiwatta ano hi kara 	From that day that we met
 	 	
ねえそっとしておいてほしいの 	nee sotto shite oite hoshii no 	Hey, I just want you to leave me be —
時々はマイナスなひとりごと　ありかしら 	tokidoki wa mainasu na hitorigoto ari kashira 	I suppose there will be times I keep telling myself negative things
歌ってみようか今日は 	utatte miyou ka kyou wa 	Should I try and sing today?
嬉しくなる言葉　今こそ欲しいのにな 	ureshiku naru kotoba ima koso hoshii noni na 	It's times like these when I'd really like some words to cheer me up
 	 	
笑ったフリしたいね 	waratta furi shitai ne 	I just want to pretend to smile
泣き虫がバレてしまわないように　叫ぶんだ 	nakimushi ga barete shimawanai you ni sakebu nda 	I yell at you so that you don't see that I'm actually a crybaby
踊っていようか今日は 	odotte iyou ka kyou wa 	Today, let's try and dance together
「無理しないで」なんて　今だけは言わないで 	"muri shinaide" nante ima dake wa iwanaide 	Now, don't go telling me things like, "don't push yourself too hard"
 	 	
こうなったらどうしようとか　ああなったらどうしようとか 	kou nattara doushiyou toka aa nattara doushiyou toka 	What do I do if this happens? And what do I do if that happens?
そうやってきみといると　悲しくなる 	sou yatte kimi to iru to kanashiku naru 	Thinking this way, I always end up sad in your presence
どうなってもいいじゃないかと　簡単にきみは言うけど 	dou natte mo ii janai ka to kantan ni kimi wa iu kedo	It's easy for you to say it'll all be alright no matter what —
こんなの状態異常だよ　笑えないよ 	konna no joutai ijou da yo waraenai yo 	This status effect of mine isn't laughable at all!
, with corrections by Violet
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*マネキン (MANNEQUIN) (album)
==External Links==
*Uta-Net - Lyrics
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