Remus Fairfax's graduation speech

Category:Speeches
Remus Fairfax hijacked the microphone at the graduation ceremony and gave his speech.
I'm Remus Fairfax although I suspect every being out here tonight is aware of that already. But just in case you didn't know, that is my name. 
Remus Fairfax's greatest ambition is to handle a baby deer in its natural habitat, as well as to being the greatest Admiral the Imperial Starfleet has ever been privileged enough to receive. 
Remus Fairfax enjoys the company of a good girl, the fine arts, writing to pen pals, watching pornographic holovideos, double-dating with my Greatest Companion In the Entire Galaxy, and generally being an all-around no-good dirty-rotten negative-influencing scoundrel. 
Remus Fairfax may not be the valedictorian for this years' graduating class; but nonetheless I wanted to say a few words in all of our honor. 
Goodbye, fellow classmates, companions, sexual partners and acquaintances and serve your Empire well. You're lovely! Now do Remus Fairfax the honor that he deserves!
Category:Adopted characters