Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 11

full|center|600pxThe 11th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features American Wilderness explorers, William Clark and Meriweather Lewis, against African explorers, David Livingstone and Henry Stanley. It was uploaded March 1st, 2013.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Meriweather Lewis, William Clark, David Livingstone, and Henry Stanley.
== Lyrics==
Meriweather Lewis and David Livingstone in italics
William Clark and Henry Stanley in Bold
===Lewis and Clark:===
Are you ready to get beat by the Corps of Discovery?
After we beat you to a pulp, there'll be no recovery!
Who are these guys anyway? Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
And the guy who probably couldn't even find his way to the Men's Room?
Our expedition was set up by Thomas Jefferson himself!
Yours was accident, let's put up your journal back on the shelf!
When we're through, It'll be a bitter winter for you!
We'll run at you with our weapons out, Like a band of angry Sioux!
===Livingstone and Stanley:===
I may have gotten lost, but you two are the ones confused,
Have you forgotten who you are? Or are you just worried that you'll lose?
I found my partner in the wilderness of Africa, for a start,
You couldn't even find your way into Sacagewa's heart!
At leasty you wern't completly retards, I see that map that you took,
But if you don't mind, I'd like to take a look through your notebook,
Hmm, not bad, You found species of various genuses,
But as far as we can tell, You couldn't even discover your own penises!
===Lewis and Clark:===
Douchebags in view! Oh, the humanity!
You think you can win this battle of explorers? That's plain insanity!
We traveled across the country in a freakin' 19th century boat!
I dare you to start a rap business, see if you can make more than a groat!
===Livingstone and Stanley:===
I once feared Africa, But he faced his fears like a man!
You should try that someday! You know, if you can,
Your challenge to beat us? Face it, you can't do this,
How could we get beat by two fools named Clark and Lewis?
<poll>
 Who Won?
Meriweather Lewis and William Clark
David Livingstone and Henry Stanley
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