Cthulhu Gets A Job

"Cthulhu Gets A Job" is a tongue-in-cheek Cthulhu Mythos short story by American author Jesse Dedman writing under the pen name of Mr. Deadman. It was published in the 2020 anthology Deep Fried Horror Cthulhu Cheese Burger, which Dedman also edited.
==Synopsis==
After being kicked out by his parents for spending his whole life lying around sleeping, Cthulhu finds himself a job in fast food joint Burger Czar. Although he is completely unsuited for this type of work, the promise of sexy cultists hanging out in the restaurant, and a liberal dose of mind-control thrown in to boot, ensures the Great Old One steady employment- despite the occasional death which his mind-shattering powers tend to cause in those nearby.
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