Skeets

"Lets go kick your sister's ASS!"
==Background==
Some guy wrote stuff here before but it was fuckin LAAAME so I rewrote it B) 
YO whats up its me Skeets!!!!!!!! idk WHAT this is but I'm from some other universe and came here after learning that those bastards from Aiko's Ikoss made their way to another dimension and started setting up shop. Naturally, I had to help out my friends, so I built a huge beacon leading to their badly hidden secret base and mailed the map to some witch chick that apparently doesn't like those guys. No idea what she ended up doing to them but a few months later I came back, yknow, for shits n gigs when suddenly my COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ wasn't working and I couldn't get back home!!!!!! Found out it was from that Ikoss guy again so I traveled through the woods and found this weird girl and we pranked the SHIT outta them and stole all their pepsi. With my COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ back in order me and the weird girl I met teamed up to beat the crap out of her evil sister or something? We built a COOL ASS TOWER™ to spy on her and I did some epic hacking and found out that they fled to some place called Isofield and ever since then me and Walmart have been walking in a straight line for like nine months trying to find it. We've had some fun misadventures along the way and I even got her a swanky new outfit B) also we adopted like two frogs lol. Ill fill ya in on what happens next once we finally get around to that place 
==Appearance==
Its fucking skeets. DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!!!!!! Cool-ass guy with a slick custom navy blue jacket, my iconic pepsi shirt, arcade carpet pants that for some reason don't appear properly in this universe, and of course, a sick-ass customized pair of shades B)))
==Personality==
Awesome, ruthless, dangerous, and sexy, Skeets McYeet (me) is ready to burst into YOUR universe and cause problems B) jk lol ive toned down on the causing problems thing ever since The Incident now I just kinda do it for fun. And yknow what if some random disheveled looking twelve year old in the forest approaches me sayin that her sister ran some evil experiments on her you BET your ass im gonna mess her up because Skeets McYeet (me) believes in delivering the good ol' grand slam to any bastard that deserves it B)
==Abilities==
I can throw shit REAL good. Its from my years of training B) 
Ive also got a COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ that lets me open holes in the universe to visit my cool friends from other worlds B) and also steal stuff from other worlds B) 
==Essence==
WHAT 
IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT IT FUCKIN RULES LOOK AT IT GO!!!!!!! THAT SHITS SPINNING!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like balls lol 
==Weapons==
Name 	Type 	Speed 	Damage	Enchantments 	Other
Rifterang	Melee/Magic	Very Fast	7 	Knockback II 	+25% Speed, can be thrown. Pierces through an infinite amount of enemies (DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!) and quickly returns to its user. Deals extra damage on return.
Pepsi 	Ranged 	Fast 	32 	None 	This shit EXPLODES!!!!!!! Blows up walls whenever its plot relevant B)
Brick 	Ranged 	Very Slow	15 	Knockback III	Hurts like HELL
==Relations==
Name 	Relationship	Notes
Aukallus 	 	BE NOT AFRAID lookin ass hahA. Love the aesthetic though this guy fuckin rules
Au'rora 	 	I dig the outfit
Babel 	 	Looks like that eldritch bastard me and my pals beat the crap out of. Hopefully this one's more like Y'aarg.
Isaac 	 	Robots are fuckin COOL man!!!! I even make them myself!!!!! I would show you but idk how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Choo 	 	Hey w. Wait a second didn't I... Shit Ill have to ask if you're the same one sometime
Clementine 	 	Cool style, looks like an RPG protagonist B)
Courier 	 	YO THAT GUY FROM FALLOUT IS IN THIS UNIVERSE??????
Fring 	 	There's no way this guy isn't some parallel to Gus Fring. Idk why he's white though
Ghost 	 	Damn you look SUPER familiar, I think one of my friends used to draw themselves like how you look.
Grape Prime 	 	I feel like I've heard the name before, p sure I talked to them through The Rift. Looks way different than I remember though lmao
Gykallis 	 	Fruity as hell, love this guy
Jess 	 	I SWEAR you are so goddamn familiar. I shouldn;t be surprised that there's two of you but WHY is there two of you
Juniper 	 	AYYYYYY THATS THAT WITCH CHICK THAT I SENT THE IKOSS MAP TO!!!!!!!!!! Talked to her through The Rift a bunch and she seems cool as hell, ive gotta meet her someday. Thanks for the help dealing with those guys btw B)
Mel 	 	You look like Walmart, are you guys related or smth???? If so uhhh WHOOPS
Nether Cultists	 	That's a cacodemon from Doom
Olivia 	 	DAMN GIRL what happened to you?????
Oxitape 	 	This. is SO COOL.
Rai 	 	Looks cool ig? Don't think I've ever seen them in The Rift or anything
Pea 	 	Oh MAN now THAT is a fuckin blorbo!!!!!!!!!!! Dude someone's gotta make a game about you one day you are SO marketable *throws you against a wall*
Pixel V 	 	Every universe has its Pixel! Ive GOT to chat with this guy
Saul Bettercall	 	SAUL FUCKING GOODMAN???????????????????????????
Schleivgeist 	 	WOAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCKIN GNARLY FORM DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! You're scary as shit but you look cool as hell
Shel 	 	Looks like that Rai person from earlier. And also like Mel. And also like Walmart????? These guys have gotta be related.
SHOWMASTER!!! 	 	i think i hauve Covid
Skeets 	 	YO THATS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slimey 	 	Oh is THIS the guy Walmart was talking about???? Why does he look like me that creeps me out lol. Anyways yea he's Ikoss scum screw this guy.
Tangerine 	 	Yea thats a tangerine alright
The Watcher 	 	Yeah. I could take em.
Trew 	 	Is that a creeper from minecraft?????? actually wait ive seen creepers here. Wait is htis fucking minecraft?????????
Uno 	 	Walmart's fucked up evil sister that we've gotta DESTROY!!!!!!!!!! probably not completely cause she's still her sister but we'll TEACH HER A LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vasomagus 	 	Okay so this IS minecraft but also like not really????? Coolest interpretation ive ever seen of the nether but damn that's wacky crazy
Vesta 	 	Some other ghost. Probably has cool lore or something idk I dont feel like reading lol
Wall 	 	YO!!!!!!!!!! WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GUY!!!!!!!!!!! MY MAIN PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been traveling with her for like MONTHS now she's cool as shit. Epic little prankster apprentice and wicked sick at Fortnite B) (im better though lol)
Xal'gyron 	 	This guy's like three different characters at once this fuckin rules
Zakveyl 	 	Looks like a TOTAL edgelord but honestly I dig it
==Trivia==
* Skeets is the secondary protagonist of Squareverse. His appearance in Slime Time takes place about a year after the ending of the game. YO SOMEOME MADE A GAME ABOUT ME????? SICK
* Skeets' Rifterang (as well as other rift-ripping weapons from Squareverse) is inspired by the dimension scissors from Star vs The Forces of Evilnuh uh I came up with that thing MYSELF!!!!! Based on my FRIENDS' EPIC SWORD!!!!!!™
* In terms of Squareverse lore, Skeets is from the timeline where Anopsia got corrupted during their trip to Ikoss, and where they did not use The Brick to defeat El'dry. wait what the shit how do you know that. also what brick
* Skeets is YKNOW WHAT ACTUALLY THIS SECTION IS STARTING TO SCARE ME IM JUST GONNA DELETE THE REST OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Skeets tattooed his top surgery skars green and pink, by himself
==SKEETS' EPIC FANART!!!!!!!!!==
File:Fumoskeets.jpg|ME AS A FUMO
File:Skeets Reference.png|ME AS A SLIME TIME CMP CHARACTER
File:SkeeYIIK.jpg|ME AS ALEX FROM YIIK
File:Skeetsref.jpg|ME AS MYSELF
Images here
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