Borb (mc: PIKMINPROH)

borb (mc: PIKMINPROH), or just borb for short, has been a member of The Zoo since July 13, 2023, and has chosen to side with the evil babies.
== History ==
When borb first joined the zoo, they saw the eternal war brewing between the evil babies and kind babies, they immediately joined the side of the evil babies. But not because their figurehead at the time, Moss, was funnier, was right, because of their opinion of gay people or communist ideology, but rather because they knew that Moss was covered in weed, hence the green color, and they wanted some of that shizz boi.
After that borb stood low, getting shocked at the nature of the zoo (how foolish of them, they would become one with it too), and joining the Minecraft Server, that although it would be a nice thing to explain here, unfortunately borb does not fucking know how to add headers, and thus cannot do so properly (thats called a dandori issue). What you need to know from there is that there it began the first signs of zooification, kidnaping villagers from nearby villages to make a harem (among the villagers, sex is for pesents) and jailing them in a decadent downtown similar to the bronx.
And unspecified amount of time later, borb snapped and started quote baiting like there was no tomorrow, making them infamous for a short amount of time... until the server caught on and it stopped being funny (if it ever once was funny). This is also the point where borb started to socialize with the rest of the server, knowing interesting and interesting people. And, of course, you cannot talk about interesting people without talking about their fiancee, Shalmaneser the Third, who they met during the failed preparations of a hunger games contest.
After the period of high shitposting, borb piped down and started to shitpost again but this time with deepfried images sourced from random images sent from the zoo. Some of them are really concerning, related to the chatterling lack of common sense of borb, but that hasn't stopped them anyways, so why bother. As of writing this article, borb finally divorced Shrek, who dragged their feet on the divorce process due to a DVD of Bustamante which neither of which wanted, but both claimed for bragging rights.
== Trivia ==
* As of 23/10/2023, they have become a metereological event of unknown characteristics
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