Caffeinated Air

Caffeinated Air was created by schools in the United States to get kids to stop falling asleep in class. It is effective at causing unlimited anxiety in teenagers.
== Creation ==
Caffeinated Air was first created in 2005 by some smoking company to get more people addicted to some kind of thing but it failed because their was barely any caffeine in it and coffee was created five seconds later and that has at least 6 times the amount of caffeine the original caffeinated air had. 
Modern caffeinated air is now made of molecules of coffee beans, Pepsi, and coffee. Scientists call this inefficient since coffee could just be replaced with more coffee beans, but the government and the people who created caffeinated air don't care. 
== Use in Schools and Workplaces ==
The Head of the Department of Education of the United States, Gene Error, approved the testing of caffeinated air on teenagers in high schools and found that teenagers stay awake longer and learn better when exposed to it. It was approved for use in every high school in 2012. 
Because of the success of caffeinated air in schools it is approved for use in lots of workplaces.
== Energy Drink and Coffee Companies ==
Various caffeinated beverage and coffee companies protested caffeinated air because it would have to make them make drinks that don't taste like gasoline mixed with drain cleaner and bleach and that is way too expensive for them.
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