Friend or Foe (Rewrite)/transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: April 14, 2001
Episode Copyrighted: 2000
This episode is rated TV-PG-L and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
Pan over live-action houses.
French Narrator: We take you now to Encino, California, where we find the President of The Expect Smart Actually fan club.. flipping burgers and hero fighters?!
Patchy the Pirate: Hey, kids! Potty and I took jobs flipping burgers so we could be just like our hero...SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud!
Potty the Parrot: I took the job for the free sodas.
Patchy the Pirate: Potty, don't you have dishes to wash?
Mr. Pirateson: Argh!
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, hey, kids! Say hello to my boss, Mr. Pirateson.
Mr. Pirateson: Arrrrrrrrrgh! *gives Patchy a piece of paper*
Patchy the Pirate: *reads* One order of Scurvy Fries, one large Bilge Water.
Mr. Pirateson: Argh! Arrrgh!
Patchy the Pirate: Uh, Diet Bilge Water. I'll get right on it sir. *salutes, my spatula
Which replaces his hook impacting his forehead.
Patchy the Pirate: *squirms in pain* Ahhhhh!
Screen cuts to the next scene.
Potty the Parrot: P.U.! What died in there?
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, Potty, you're just in time to see me new Pirate Patties! I call this one "Buried Treasure". *reveals a treasure chest on a hamburger*
Potty the Parrot: Where'd you dig that one up?
Patchy the Pirate: I call this one "Walk the Plank". *reveals a wooden board on a hamburger*
Potty the Parrot: I'm already "board" with that one.
Patchy the Pirate: This'll blow out your old bird brain of yours. Behold! The "Patchy Patty"! *reveals a patty on a burger with a pickle for an eye, an eye patch, a mustard mouth, a beard around the patty, and lettuce underneath*
Patchy Patty: Ahoy!
Potty the Parrot: Aw, that's the worst one yet.
Patchy the Pirate: Potty Parrot, you are never supportive of me! I don't wanna be your friend anymore! I never wanna see you again!
Potty the Parrot: Brawk, Patchy, no!
Patchy the Pirate: *cries and runs to another room*
Potty the Parrot: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Brawk! Squawk!
Patchy the Pirate: You know, this isn't the first time that a patty's come between two good chums. It happened once in Bikini Bottom. Here, take a look while I...*sniffs*...pull myself together. *continues crying*
Episode starts at the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, something ain't right.
A two-tiered pink birthday cake on a cart rolls in. The icing reads "Happy Birthday Krabs."
Mr. Krabs: For me?
Squidward Tentacles: Don't you find this a tad suspicious?
Mr. Krabs: Suspicion doesn't hold a candle to birthday wishing.
Mr. Krabs is about to blow out the candle when Master Lox runs to the birthday cake and Plankton pops out from underneath the candle.
Lord Master Lox: Surprise!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Lincoln and Lori Loud: *screams*
Master Lox and Plankton, smiling deviously, takes out the candle and uses it to release the balloons. Like dynamite, the balloon strings burn up and the balloons pop as confetti goes everywhere. The light from the popping blinds the customers as confetti gets into their eyes. Plankton's cart engages in its jet pack and launches itself into the kitchen.
Lincoln Loud: Duck!
Plankton: Disengage!
Lord Master Lox: *releases the bottom part of the cake onto the safe in the kitchen*
Plankton: *lands the upper cake part onto the floor and hits a button on the control panel*
The cake explodes, causing icing to go onto SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Lincoln, Lori and Lola's faces.
Plankton: *takes the formula and flies out of the kitchen*
Mr. Krabs: Me secret formula!
Plankton: Happy Birthday, Krabs!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't forget your condiments, Plankton. *squirts Plankton's ship on the windshield with ketchup and mustard*
Mr. Krabs: Attaboy, SpongeBob! *turns the ceiling fan on*
Plankton's machine bounces off of it and breaks to pieces on the floor.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *snatches the secret formula with his tongue and swallows it*
Lincoln Loud: Safe! Way to go, SpongeBob!
Lord Master Lox: You'll rue the day we were born, Mr. Krabs. We'll be back.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *activates our jetpacks*
They realize it's upside down.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, bummers.
They fly into the floor. Everyone is groaning and moaning from the ordeal.
Lincoln Loud: Why, Mr. Krabs? Why do they hate us so much?! *cries*
Mr. Krabs: Well, you might as well blame me, Lincoln. *sits on a barrel seat* There was a time when Master Lox, Plankton and I...were...best friends.
All: *gasps and runs up to hear the story*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Best friends?
Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones...
Mr. Krabs began to recall himself and Plankton as babies, which was the time they were born.]
Baby Lord Master Lox: Goo goo.
Baby Plankton: Goo.
Baby Mr. Krabs: *laughs*
Then he puts Plankton on the mobile hanging above him.
All: Aw!
Screen cuts to flashback of Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton's third birthday. There's a birthday cake reading "Big Boys". Toddler Krabs inhales, then sticks out his tongue to get Master Lox and Plankton to blow out the candles.
Mr. Krabs: *offscreen, narrates*...things were all peaches and cream...
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *blows out the candles, then dives off our tongues into the cake*
As if jumping off a diving board into a swimming pool. Slide transition cuts to elementary school, after passing years.
Mr. Krabs: *narrates*...until we hit grade school.
In a classroom, kids are in science class, chattering and doing chemistry as the teacher reads at his desk. Krabs, as a kid, is writing on paper as Master Lox and Plankton, also a kid, holds up four test tubes in their gloved hands.
Young Mr. Krabs: Hey, Master Loxy and Planky. What'cha doing?
Kid Plankton: Oh, just a little something I thought I'd try out.
A spitball hits Master Lox in the back of his head.
Classmates: *laughs*
Kid Lord Master Lox: Idiots! I'll show you with science! This concoction is going to blow everyone away.
Kid Lord Master Lox and Kid Plankton: *muffled explosion*
Master Lox and Plankton's container blows up all over their tables and covers them in ashes.
Classmates: *laughs*
Kid Lord Master Lox: *angrily* Ha ha, very funny, guys.
Billy, the ringleader of the hooligans, grabs him.
Billy the Fish: How's this for a science experiment, Mr. Brainatron 5000? *stuffs Plankton into my straw and blows him out like a spitball*
He splatters into Mr. Krabs' eye.
Kid Plankton: *moans in pain* They'll pay for this one day, Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: *peels off squished Plankton* Darn tootin'. Hey, barnacle brains, I think you owe Plankton an apology.
Billy the Fish: *feigns guilt* You're right, Plankton, I'm sorry.
Screen cuts back to mean and cruel bully mode.
Billy the Fish: Sorry you have to hang out with Rag Boy.
Bullies: *laughs*
Classmate #2: Yeah. Where'd you do your clothes shopping, the trash can?
The class laughs again. Krabs is on the verge of breaking down into tears.
Mr. Krabs: *offscreen, narrates* 'Twas true. I did get me clothes from the trash.
Flashback ends.
Mr. Krabs: You see, when I was growing up, times were tough. Me mother had to.... *sniffles*....fashion me clothes from rags.
Flashback to Krabs' mother sewing up clothes.
Mama Krabs: There you go, son. Your outfit's all finished. It's a good thing Old Man Jenkins was kind enough to spare his last washcloth.
Old Man Jenkins: Oops. *rips off Mr. Krabs' clothes and uses it as a rag to dry my boat* I missed a spot.
Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton are walking through the carnival grounds, with Master Lox and Plankton conversing with him. Krabs has a box around his body
Mr. Krabs: offscreen, narrates* Then one day, as Master Lox, Plankton and I plotted our revenge, I met the love of me life.
Kid Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's name is that? *picks up a penny off the ground* It's the most beautiful thing me eyes have ever seen! What is it?!
Kid Lord Master Lox: It's money.
Kid Mr. Krabs: Moneyyyyyyyyyy?
Kid Plankton: Yeah. You can buy things with it.
Kid Mr. Krabs: Buy things?
Mr. Krabs: *offscreen, narrates* So, I spent it on a gift for me best pal Master Lox and Plankton.
Kid Mr. Krabs: *buys a balloon for Master Lox and Plankton*
But when he gives it to Plankton, he flies up into the sky because of his weight.
Mr. Krabs: *reaches up, looking desperate*
All: Wow!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Got your secret recipe, Mr. Krabs. You have no idea what that went through to get here.
Mr. Krabs: I've got a pretty good idea, yeah. *shoves it away with a pencil*
SWAT Fish #4: So, if you guys were such great friends, what happened?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, Mr. Krabs. What did happen next?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah. I really wanna know.
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, Squidward! Because this is where it gets juicy. It all started in a place called "Stinky Burgers". It was the only place to get a burger. The kids loved Stinky.
A group of kid regulars (Billy and his gang) run up clamoring.
Mr. Krabs: And Stinky loved the kids.
Stinky the Fish: Now, what can I do for you, young 'uns?
Billy the Fish: Uh, Mr. Stinky? I'll have one burger, please!
Fish Bully #3: Me, too, Stinky!
Stinky the Fish: Oh, now, now, kids. There's plenty of burgers for everyone.
They all cheer.
Big Johnny: That's why we like you so much, Stinky. You always deliver the goods.
Fish Bully #5: We don't like Stinky, we respect him.
Stinky the Fish: Well, which one is it, kids? Do you like or respect me?
Big Johnny: Like!
Fish Bully #5: Respect!
Big Johnny: Like!
Fish Bully #5: Respect!
Stinky the Fish: Okay, let's just meet in the middle and say you li-spect me.
They cheer again.
Mr. Krabs: Excuse us!
Plankton: Valuable customers coming through.
Big Johnny: *in Billy's voice* What are those dorks doing here?
Mr. Krabs: Two Stinky Burgers, please.
Stinky the Fish: *makes weird faces* Did your brains dribble out all over the sidewalk you slept on last night? If it's burgers you want, go around back.
All: Yeah, Stinky!
Billy the Fish: Thanks for keeping the nerds out.
Fish Bully #2: You're the best, Stinky.
Stinky: Okay, that's enough, kids. Gather around, children. There's something I want to tell you. What I have to say is very important. If you remember one thing for the rest of your life, remember that without your kind patronage, I'd be a penniless loser like Rag Boy.
Mr. Krabs is knocking on the door in the back of the building.
Stinky the Fish: *opens up the door*
He makes weird faces again.
Stinky the Fish: Do you three have kelp for brains? Don't you understand? If you three yahoos come around, you'll drive away all the normal customers. I've worked too long and too hard to make this a li-spectable business. As it is, I can barely afford the essential things in li... *my watch beeps* Is it quitting time already? *rips off my clothes to reveal some nicer clothes underneath* Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy some of life's essentials. *gets in my limo and moves the stack of cash over on the seat*
As he closes the door and drives off, a dollar flies into Mr. Krabs' hand.
Lord Master Lox: Did you hear that, Mr. Krabs? By flipping burgers for those cretins, he was able to gain their li-spect.
Mr. Krabs: Did you see that fat stack of loot? I bet if someone made a better burger, they'd have a fatter stack of loot.
Fish Cash Register: *dings as Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar bill signs*
Mr. Krabs: But who has the ability to make such a burger? Who has the skill?
Plankton: Skill, schmill, Krabs, baby. Who needs skill when science is on your side? We'll make that burger, and when we do, we will rule the school! *laughs*
Patchy the Pirate: *reappears* I miss Potty. I remember the first time we met. *shows a picture of me as a young pirate, holding Potty's egg in my hands* If I could only hear his voice.
Potty the Parrot: Less talking and more working.
Patchy the Pirate: *gasps* Potty! You came back to apologize!
Potty the Parrot: I came to tell you to get back to work!
Patchy the Pirate: Hey, you can't tell me what to do you... Huh? Assistant manager? How did you become assistant manager?
Potty the Parrot: Oh, a little thing called the G.E.D., my man.
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, here we go again with the fancy book-learnin'. Customers love me cookin'. Why, we're almost out of doggie bags.
Customer: *throws up the food into a doggy bag*
The customer's face turns green.
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, Potty, what am I doing wrong?
Potty the Parrot: You just need some practice, that's all.
Patchy the Pirate: *flips burgers and stuff,
We see Patchy looking through a microscope. He sees mini burger bacteria cells, then he laughs and coughs.
Patchy the Pirate: Ahh, me patty's done.
Potty the Parrot: Smells like an unswabbed poop deck!
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, fine. I'll eat it! *eats it and then smiles, frowns and spits it out* Oh, for the crime of befouling me taste buds, I order you to walk the plank! *watches as the burger on a string jumps of the plank into the trash* Ah. Oh, well, I bet SpongeBob's first patty didn't go so well either.
Potty the Parrot: Brawk, roll film.
SpongeBob is shown as a baby and he makes a Krabby Patty perfectly.
Potty the Parrot: A perfect patty on the first try.
Patchy the Pirate: Oooooh, I'll make a Potty Patty out of you!
Potty the Parrot: You're unsanitary, Patchy. You keep raw hamburger meat in an old boot!
Patchy the Pirate: Well, that's what gives it its special flavor. *puts a small piece of hamburger meat on top and sparkles*
Potty the Parrot: You've got rats in the kitchen!
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, I brush and shampoo them daily. Who's Patchy's little princess?
Rat: *bites him*
Patchy the Pirate: Ow! Mmmm! Don't do that!
Potty the Parrot: And you should wash your hands after using the bathroom.
Patchy the Pirate: What? Every time?
Potty the Parrot: That's not all! This is a step in the right direction.
Patchy the Pirate: What kind of a pirate wears a hairnet?
Potty the Parrot: The same kind who wears a "Kiss the Cook" apron.
Patchy the Pirate: Well, you'll never know, Potty. I might get lucky. You hear that, ladies? Patchy's available. Huh? *winks four times*
Potty the Parrot: Now I feel sick.
Patchy the Pirate: That's it, you feathered snake! This time you gone too far! *starts flipping patties at Potty*
Potty the Parrot: Brawk, you missed! Squawk! Is that all you got?
When Potty flies away, Patchy flips one in Mr. Pirateson's face.
Potty the Parrot: Now you've done it.
Mr. Pirateson: *removes the patty from my face* Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Patchy the Pirate: Yes, Mr. Pirateson.
Potty the Parrot: *flies into his office*
Patchy the Pirate: You kids watch the rest of the cartoon, while I watch Potty get fired.
Mr. Pirateson: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Patchy the Pirate: Coming, Mr. Pirateson, sir.
Scene cuts to Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, there's gonna be here somewhere!
They headed down to the subway as the flood barricaded with parts of the plaza.
Shaggy Rogers: How are we going to stop this flood and prevent any more mutations?
Bubbles: There has to be a way.
Blossom: There is. If we get that document, we shut down exit 9-B and stop the mutants.
Lola Loud: But what about the flood? What if there are more of those things lurking around?
Rigby: We can drain it if we find a sewer cover and drain the flood away. Just like the Powerpuff Girls movie.
Lana Loud: Well then, let’s find that sewer cover before New Townsville becomes Water World! And I’m not talking about Kevin from Ed Edd n Eddy!
The gang continued the journey through the subway while the flood was now full of fishes and sharks running amuck in the flood.
Lori Loud: Ugh. You don’t find the sewer, or superheroes. Never! At least, the Ninja Turtles can take with living here. After all, it took a long while. A very long while.
Blossom: As long as there's now Nexus we’ll be fine.
???: Think again you smelly little humans!
Suddenly, they were surrounded by Mojo and his Nexus army.
Rigby: It's that Mojo Jojo guy from the park!
Blossom: Well, I don’t believe we met before, Mojo.
Mojo Jojo: Actually, that nice guy told me about smelly humans and I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN HIS PLANS! Nexus, get them!
Scooby-Doo: Rikes! More aliens!
Yellow Rectangle: Attack!
The heroes fight back against the Nexus while Mojo placed bombs in the subway for the flood to come.
Buttercup: He’s putting more bombs to make the flood worse! We have to split into different teams. One will take care of the bombs, the other defeat the monsters.
Suddenly, a Nexus with a pyro tank appeared and tries to burn them with his Drej Cannon.
Bubbles: Who’s going to take care of that Nexus?
Blossom: We’ll handle Mojo while you guys battle against the Nexus.
Luan Loud: Sure, why is it we’re in the ‘heat’ of the battle?
Lana Loud: Seriously, are you going to fight aliens or are you gonna crack jokes?
Mojo Jojo: So, you like jokes, huh? Well, take this! *presses the detonator*
The bombs were set off as the gang continued the battle in the subway while the water was leaking out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hurry!
The girls battled against Mojo in a fight cloud until they finally got him.
Powerpuff Girls: Got him!
Mojo Jojo: You think you have won? Well, I have one bomb left to blow you up.
Powerpuff Girls: Oh, no.
Mojo Jojo: Oh yes! *sets off the last bomb as the water sweeped the gang away*
Then, a mysterious shark saved Lincoln and Lana as it swam away without eating them. Back with the gang, they were resting on a building for no idea.
Buttercup: I can’t believe Mojo got away. The whole sewer’s flooded.
Blossom: Are you kidding me? They have a better chance looking for the queen than us. I mean, they set them off while they sent Nexi on us.
Bubbles: It’s just our luck to defeat mutant aliens, but lose to a monkey. At this rate, they’ll be able to destroy our world.
Blossom: How are we going to stop him and GBF Jr. if we can’t stop the bombs from exploding?
Rigby: Maybe you girls are slow.
Mordecai: *punches Rigby in the arm*
Rigby: Ow.
Mordecai: Or maybe they didn't get appreciated like us.
Blossom: What do you mean?
Mordecai: This morning, before it happened, we were the only two workers not to have appreciation plaques every Appreciation Day. It’s the same day with the same dead-end jobs. We wanted a break from it and be appreciated for once.
Buttercup: But how? We don't know where he's at.
Benson Dunwoody: *sees the park* We do now. Look!
They saw the park unflooded and Exit 9-B was almost done.
Lori Loud: They’re almost done. And there’s no sign of Lincoln and Lana.
Luna Loud: Weren’t they here with us back at the sewers?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Blossom: I think it was a subway?
Buttercup: Who cares! Let's go get that document and save the world!
The Gang: Right!
As the gang ran to find the document, the construction was almost complete.
Mojo Jojo: Good news, boss, the bombs have been blown up.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Excellent! I guess the girls failed to stop us from flooding the city. They’ll fail even more when the portal is done.
Mojo Jojo: But what if those smelly humans get the document to save their park?
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Then we’ll use our last resort to dispose of them once and for all. With this. *shows Mojo a new weapon* If the heroes can have powers, then I can take their powers away from them!
Mojo Jojo: Ooh! Ooh! Mojo Jojo want to test off new weapon!
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Suit yourself. It will get the white Z-rays out of their bodies once and for all you know.
Mojo Jojo: Mojo Jojo understands that. Now once they come, they will be powerless so I can take over the world!
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: You? You mean, us? I started this plan! You’re just helping me get the portal up and running. The Nexi will take care of the whole thing after you do yours. Soon, I will have my revenge on those two slackers for ruining my father once and for all! *evil laughs*
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: April 14, 2001
Episode Copyrighted: 2000
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues with Patchy.
Patchy the Pirate: Welcome back, kids. It's another episode of The Expect Smart Actually.
Potty the Parrot: Patchy, can I see the remote. *changes the channel*
Patchy the Pirate: Potty, no. What are you doing? Stop.
Potty the Pirate: It's starting.
Patchy the Pirate: Oh, let's watch!
Screen cuts to Mr. Krabs, Master and Plankton walking by the dump.
Mr. Krabs: So we went back to our secret hideaway, the dump, to prove to those chowder heads that a burger could be semi-edible and easy to swallow. We made sure to keep careful record of our progress.
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master and Plankton: *works together to make a burger and goes through the steps of doing so*
Lord Master Lox: Gently. Gently. *holds up the burger on a platter*
Mr. Krabs: We finally emerged with the best-looking burger under the sea. We went back to Stinky's to rub our patty in those kids' greasy faces. But Stinky's had been shut down by order of the Health Department. So we seized the opportunity and converted our hideout into a restaurant.
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *turns a trailer in the dump into a restaurant*
Mr. Krabs: *cuts the "GRAND OPENING" tape*
Lord Master Lox: *pushes a button to signal for customers*
A line of customers line up in front of the restaurant*
Mr. Krabs: Our adventure into capitalism began. One dollar, please.
Fish Kid: *gives his dollar for a burger*
Plankton: There you are, sir.
Lord Master Lox: Why certainly.
Mr. Krabs: 'Twas me first dollar I ever earned, and 'twas also the start of a beautiful, romantic relationship with money.
Fish Kid: Hey! Your burgers are even worse than Stinky's. We can barely keep them down. And if it weren't for Stinky's shutting down, no one would eat here. So give me a burger. I'm starving.
Plankton: Just look at them, Eugene. The very people who ridiculed me are now feasting on my recipe.
Mr. Krabs: I thought it was our recipe.
Lord Master Lox: I'm ruling their stomachs. And soon we'll be ruling their minds!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *laughs*
Mr. Krabs: But what about satisfying the customer?
Lord Master Lox: Dang it! The customer, We're talking about ruling the world!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *laughs again*
Plankton: And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop us!
Mr. Krabs: Give me that!
Lord Master Lox: Stop! You're gonna bust it!
The recipe tears into three.
Mr. Krabs: Burgers aren't for ruling worlds!
Lord Master Lox: I'm terribly sorry, Eugene.
Plankton: I'm sorry too, Eugene we couldn't hear you. Could you come closer? Maybe stand on the tile in front of you?
Mr. Krabs: Which one? The one that says "Eject" or the one that says "Trap Door"?
Lord Master Lox: Oh, either one will do.
Mr. Krabs: What I was saying was…
Lord Master Lox: *pulls a string that launches Mr. Krabs out of the restaurant*
Mr. Krabs: YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!! *lands in the trash*
Back to present.
Mr. Krabs: And he always did.
Plankton: *pops out of the pepper shaker* Lies!
SpongeBob is about to swallow the formula again, but Mr Krabs takes it and puts it in his back pocket.
Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, me boy. We don't need to go through that again.
Lord Master Lox: Very touching, but completely false.
Mr. Krabs: Don't know what you mean.
Plankton: Why don't you tell them the truth?
Lord Master Lox: It's true.
Lincoln Loud: It did happen that way, didn't it, Mr. Krabs?
Plankton: Most of it's true, except for what really happened! We had created the tastiest burger. That's when things became unsavory.
Flashbacks again to restaurant.
Mr. Krabs: *laughs First, I'll rule their stomachs and then... *laughs* ...their money! *laughs again*
Plankton: But what about satisfying the customers?
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles to the customers!
Lord Master Lox: *gasps*
Mr. Krabs: I'm talkin' about coins, cash, wallets, bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!
Plankton: Gimme that!
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *tries to take the formula*
Mr. Krabs: Stop, you're gonna bust it.
The formula tears into three.
Lord Master Lox: This isn't about money, Eugene.
Mr. Krabs: Malarkey. *puts Plankton in a straw and spits him out*
Plankton: YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!! *lands in a pile of trash* Ouch. *emerges and looks at the third of the recipe*
Lord Master Lox: *offscreen, narrates* Our little squabble only got me part of the recipe.
Lincoln Loud: Gosh, Mr. Master Lox, that doesn't sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all.
Pearl Master Lox and Karen Plankton: That's because it isn't.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: PEARL?! KAREN?!
Pearl Master Lox: You guys are liars.
Karen Plankton: Yeah. That's not how it happened at all. In those days, I was just starting out as a security system. Plankton and I met when he installed me.
Plankton: It was only our third date.
Lord Master Lox: But yeah.
Karen Plankton: Anyways, I had recorded the whole thing in my databanks.
Flashback starts on Karen's computer screen.
Plankton: Now that's a handsome looking burger.
Mr. Krabs: You said it, old chum. *over intercom* Attention! Get your Master Lox, Plankton and Krabs patties right here!
A tumbleweed rolls by.
Mr. Krabs: Do you guys think it was a good idea to open in the dump?
Music is playing in the background.
Lord Master Lox: What's that music?
Mr. Krabs: I'd know that theme song anywhere. It's Old Man Jenkins. Old Man Jenkins!
Old Man Jenkins: *puts a tire in my boat* I just been searching for some new shoes for Ol' Bessie.
Mr. Krabs: You've helped me mom and me through some tough times. It would be an honor if you'd be the first to try our delicious burgers.
Old Man Jenkins: Why, I'd be happy to! *bites into the burger then smiles*
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Yeah!
Old Man Jenkins: *falls over*
Slide transition cuts to GBF Jr.’s office, the Nexus were guarding the door to his office.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Keep an eye out for any suspicious characters. They may be intruders that deserve waterboarding, drowning, and electrocution. Stay here and make sure no one but me gets near my office. *walks away*
Buttercup: *in disguise* Uh, Nexus!
They saw “GBF Jr.” with a few “hostages” with him.
Blossom: *in disguise* You got them?
The Nexus were confused about this.
Blossom: *makes arm signals while in disguise*
The Nexus opened the door for the fake GBF Jr. to come in.
Buttercup: *in disguise* Uh, thank you.
The Nexus left, leaving the other “Nexus” with “GBF Jr.”
Bubbles: The coast is clear. Let’s get the document.
They checked the files and found the document.
Mordecai: Found it!
Rigby: Me first! *grabs the document* All we need to do is find the workers.
Blossom: But you are the workers.
Rigby: Oh yeah. Find a pen and let's sign this!
The two signed the document. Even Skips, Pops, High Five, and Muscle Man signed it.
Mordecai: Alright. Now we have to get Benson to sign this and this document will be finished.
Mojo Jojo: I don't think so, you trespassers!
They saw Benson tied up by the nexus.
Mojo Jojo: Get all of them!
Bubbles: Uh oh.
The Nexus tied up the gang.
Mojo Jojo: Put the smelly humans in the cage and bring the things to Exit 9-B!
The girls were locked up in cages as the rest were sent to Exit 9-B.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Well, well, well. What've we got here? A couple of protesters trespassing on private property. What? You're not a fan of Exit 9-B? Let me guess: you tied yourselves up so we’ll stop building, hmm? Well, I'm afraid that isn't going to work. In fact, you're one of the final components of its completion. *laughs evilly*
Buttercup: So you’re doing this to destroy humanity!
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: That’s right. And you girls can’t get out of those cages. I made them Powerpuff-proof.
The girls used their weapons on the cages, but they were ineffective.
Blossom: My yo-yo can’t bend the bars!
Mordecai: Dude, what’s your deal?
Muscle Man: Yeah, what’s your beef with the park?
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Beef? I have no beef with the park. My ‘beef’ is with Mordecai and Rigby!
Mordecai: Us?!
Lori Loud: What’s going on? And what do you mean with Mordecai and Rigby?
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Perhaps you never met me, but this should jog their memory.
He gets out of his body, revealing himself to be a floating head. The heroes gasped.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: That's right, I'm the son of universe renowned gaming champion, Garrett Bobby Ferguson 
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr.: Garrett Bobby Ferguson Junior!
We see Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: "Plab Patties KO Old Man J". I can't believe we poisoned that sweet old guy.
Lord Master Lox: Is he old?
Plankton: Well, he is old.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr: *puts on road cement on Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton*
Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton are now stuck on the road cement.
Plankton: Aw, great. The road cement.
Leni Loud: So that’s what GBF stands for?
Luna Loud: I thought it meant Great Balls of Fire?
Lord Master Lox: No, it's Garrett Bobby Ferguson! That's what it is!
Mordecai: Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?
Mr. Krabs: Hey. That guy is like family to me.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: No, it's because you blew him up! You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?
Lord Master Lox: *to Mr. Krabs* Well, it was your fault we're stuck on the road cement.
Plankton: Yeah. The patty was tainted.
Mr. Krabs: You're the one who put too much seaweed sauce in the burger. 
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone.
Plankton: You let it sit out too long. That's what did it! I'm taking the recipe and fixing it.
Lord Master Lox: No, it's mine!
Mr. Krabs: No way, that recipe's mine!
Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *fights over the recipe*
Plankton: Stop, you're gonna... 
Recipe tears into three, sending both into opposite sides of the restaurant and his lair.
Plankton: *tries to walk out, but gets stuck on the road cement* You wanna fight over this recipe, I'll give ya a fight you'll never forget! Wait, I can't.
Lord Master Lox: Anyway, we're doomed!
Mr. Krabs: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
Muscle Man: Good one, dudes.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: When my freeway is complete, it will be a gateway for the Nexi. And every single one of them will come from beyond the galaxy to destroy everything you hold dear. *laughs evilly* And now that I have a captive audience, I present Exit 9-B!
The last part of the freeway is slotted into place. This created a gateway to the far reaches of the solar system. The Nexi were approaching the portal.
Muscle Man: Oh no, bro.
Rigby: This is bad.
Pops: We're surely done for!
Luan Loud: How are we gonna get those girls out of the cages and destroy the portal if we’re tied up?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a great idea, Luan. We could destroy the portal.
Luan Loud: Agreed!
Suddenly, the wall of the park was busted by a group of sharks until they broke down the wall releasing the flood to the park.
Skips: Nice of you fellas to drop by.
The Stranger: Greetings, park warriors!
He freed the park warriors and the rest of the gang from the rope while Lincoln tries to saves the Powerpuff Girls.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Huh! What, is that supposed to be an army?
Mordecai: Our army, to be exact.
Rigby: Dude, we have an army of sharks. How are they going to help?
The Stranger: Luckily, I was prepared for this eventually. *whistles for back up*
He summoned many allies, including the survivors of the destruction of the planets.
The Stranger: Now it's an army.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: How touching. Demon spawn of the Nexi. Attack!!!
Nexus: *charges towards the gang*
Red Rectangle: Now, Lana!
Lana used a giant wrecking ball to attack the villains.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Charge!
The rest of the villains charge. The Stranger yells and leads a charge of his own. Soon, an epic battle breaks out between the heroes and the Nexi. They fought in the park as blood was spilled and lives have dwindled. Mordecai and Rigby fight off the Nexi hybrids, while the Loud sisters gave Lincoln time to free the girls from the cages.
Luan Loud: Hurry, SpongeBob! We can’t hold these things off much longer!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm on it!
At that moment, Benson finally remembered and was not brainwashed by GBF Jr’s control.
Benson Dunwoody: Where do I sign? (sees the Nexus Queen) And what is that?!
GBF Jr. got close to the queen as it stared at him.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Beautiful, beautiful butterfly. *gets out the needle* This won’t hurt.
The Queen saw this and swiped her arm at him.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: You can’t do this! Soon, this will be all over.
Noob #1: Did you see that?!
Noob #2: It's the villains! We're under attack!
Noob #1: We gotta get outta here!
Lincoln Loud: The girls can’t stop the Queen. Nexi can’t be bargained with, but I think there’s still only one chance there’s a human side in her.
Mordecai: *sighs* Good luck, Linc.
The boy went up to GBF Jr.
Lincoln Loud: Lola, you have to shut it down. Please tell me how.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: “SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud. The only brother in a family of ten idiotic sisters who always meddle with you.”
Lincoln Loud: Look at what’s happening. We must destroy it.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: “I can’t destroy it. I won’t.” *grabs Lincoln by the throat*
Lincoln Loud: I know that you caused the murders in the diner, but I don’t blame you. The Queen made you do it. To unleash your anger on humanity. A man once spoke to me about powers. That they were a gift to be used for the good of mankind.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: “Privilege.”
Yellow Rectangle: Don't listen to him. GBF Jr's. turned you into something you’re not.
Lincoln began to hear Lola’s voice in the Nexus Queen.
Nexus Queen: *in Lola’s voice* It was my dream.
Lincoln Loud: Sometimes to do what’s right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Nexus Queen: *in Lola’s voice* You’re right. He’s right.
She starts to turn back to Lola, but the Queen still tried to turn her back. Roxanne struggled to prevent turning back to the Queen.
Lola Loud: *to the Queen* Listen. Listen to me now. Listen to me now!
Lincoln Loud: Now, tell me how to stop it.
Lola Loud: It can’t be stopped. It’s self-sustaining now.
As she said it, the portal began to self-sustain, creating cracks in another universe, inhabited by three certain kids.
Edd: Did you pull out the phone lines again, Eddy?
Eddy: It wasn’t me this time, I swear.
Mr. Krabs: OH, NO YOU DON'T! THIS IS MY TURF.
Lord Master Lox: I THINK NOT, STUPID BOY!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?! WHY I OUGHTA SQUASH YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU LITTLE...
Plankton: GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Lord Master Lox: *angrily, to Mr. Krabs* LEAVE PLANKTON ALONE!
Back in the universe...
Lincoln Loud: Think!
Lola Loud: Unless… the river. Drown it.
Lincoln decided to go, but Roxanne grabbed Lincoln.
Lola Loud: I’ll do it. To return the favor.
Lola walked her way near the portal as Lincoln looked solemnly.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: *to Mordecai* Quit messing around and bring me the contract!
Mordecai: *picks up a file and walks to GBF Jr.* Alright, alright.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: *takes the file and laughs* Revenge is a dish best served cold. Intern, fetch the coffee - iced!
Muscle Man: The park..
Skips: Our home.
Pops: *sheds a tear* All is lost.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already. *to Nexus' solder* Kid's totally worthless, am I right?
Builderman: *charges and throws coffee at him*
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: *kicks him off the edge of the freeway*
The workers: Builderman!
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now. We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. Minions! Behold!
Roblox: *laughs* It's a drawing of GBF Jr. with a butt for a face!
He held up the ‘contract,’ but it was a crude drawing of GBF Jr.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: Wha? A fake?!
Mordecai: Hey, loser!
Rigby: Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face, know what I'm sayin'?
Blossom: Where’s your queen now?
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: What? *sees Lola destroying the portal* Lola, what are you doing? I need the Queen! These people are nothing to you and me! Turn back into the Queen!
Lola Loud: *rebellious* I will not die a monster!
She pulled all the cords of the portal as Builderman signs the contract, completing the signatures.
Scooby-Doo: Bye bye, Nexi.
The portal began to implode, and it with the document sucked all of the Nexi including the construction of Exit 9-B away.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.: My plan! My beautiful plan!
Lola Loud: You want the Queen so bad? Then you’re coming with me!
She grabbed GBF Jr. as they both get sucked into the portal.
Lincoln Loud: Wait!
Mr. Krabs: Gotta go!
Lord Master Lox: *gets angry* GET BACK HERE!
Plankton: *gets angry* YEAH! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, KRABS! WE WILL!
But Lincoln grabbed her hand as he tries to pull her out.
Lincoln Loud: Before you go, I just wanted to tell you that you were the only person I know to show sympathy for me. I have feelings for you, too. (with tears in his eyes) Even if the Queen’s made you mutate, you will always be my friend.
Lola Loud: Brother. I never had one in my entire life. You were the best friend I ever had. Thank you, Lincoln.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah. This isn't his fight, Lincoln. They're friends with Benson, just like us.
She let go of his hand and was sucked into the Nexi portal as the portal implodes, ending the Nexi’s path of destruction. The war had ended, and the threat was gone. It was over. The park was back the way it was as the allies, and the survivors, have cheered for the victory of the battle as Lincoln looked on, with sadness in his eyes.
Lori Loud: Lincoln, what she did, she did it for you. Just like you would for us or vice versa.
The Loud sisters hugged Lincoln, as he cried in their arms.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, girls.
Loud Sisters: You're welcome, Lincoln.
The day had been saved. After the war, they were appreciated as heroes. They finally had been accepted. The next day, at the park, there was a speech going on at the park center as everybody from New Townsville was invited to the party…
Benson Dunwoody: *on speaker* And so, as for this day will be declared the Day of the Nexus as we must appreciate the ones who risked their lives to save us and sent GBF Jr. away from our planet. So, I have by announcing that we will appreciate the Powerpuff Girls, the Loud kids, SpongeBob, and of course...
SpongeBob SquarePants: *excited* Yeah!
Mordecai: Dude, this is it.
Rigby: Oh, boy. Here is
Benson Dunwoody: *on speaker* Muscle Man and High Five Ghost.
Mordecai and Rigby: Again?!
Benson Dunwoody: *on speaker* Just kidding. It’s actually Mordecai and Rigby. For real.
Mordecai and Rigby were in awe. Just like the girls, they have finally been appreciated.
Benson Dunwoody: *on speaker* Thanks to you two, I was able to help you get the document signed to save the park from being torn down. And not only that but we added Roblox as our new intern now. Congratulations to our heroes, Team Powerpuff.
Bubbles: Team Powerpuff. I think I like the sound of that.
Benson Dunwoody: Hooray for heroes!
All the heroes: Hooray!
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END", then it fades reappear.
Patchy the Pirate: *reappears* Ohh, that Master Lox and Plankton never learn, do they, kids? As for me, I decided to take some time off to catch up on me reading. *holds up a newspaper that reads the word JOBS on the front*
Potty the Parrot: Hey, you didn't take time off, you got fired!
Patchy the Pirate: Hey, you got fired, too!
Potty the Parrot: I got a golden parachute.
A golden parachute appears on Potty's strings. The inside of the restaurant glows.
Patchy the Pirate: Well, at least I know they'll never ever be able to replace me.
Potty the Parrot: *squawks* Looks like they already did.
Patchy the Pirate: *gasps*
He sees a gorilla.
Patchy the Pirate: What!? They let a smelly, hairy fleabag like that serve food?
Gorilla: *enraged* Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!
Patchy the Pirate: Hey, watch it, ape!
Gorilla: *throws some food ingredients at Patchy*
Patchy the Pirate: Watch the patch! Ow! Ow! No! Please!
Gorilla: Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh...!
Patchy the Pirate: Ooh! I have a tomato allergy! Ow, right in the buns!
French Narrator: And so, kids, always remember to follow your dreams. Unless you're Patchy, then just stay in bed.
Screen fades in black again. Episode ends.
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