122985-2-25-2015-0-50-tldr

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Another long day in a long week in a long month, and for some reason the Carbine community team hasn't all fallen dead of ebola.  Why can't they ever get sick when I'm bored and have nothing to do!  I'M BUSY, TONY!  I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO!  AND HERE YOU ARE DOING THE DAMN LIVE STREAM ON SCHEDULE!  GAWD!
 
We begin the stream with the title card.  You know, I kind of make it a point to say when we had to wait a while on Twitch, but this time, they helpfully left that three minute pause while they gently pet the dog that operates their soundboard and enticed it to make it work in the video.  That was nice of them.  The stream begins in earnest with a tiny Tony and DD in the lower left of the screen.  We actually kicked off the stream in-game this time.  DD "How Are You Doing DD" Hollis and Tony "I Don't Know How Nicknames Work" Rey have also already formed a premade (like pros, because queues are for people with no friends) and are teamed up with Dasmoose Jong Il, Scrappy Jack, and Lucia Starsong.  They are already inside the Fragment Zero shiphand.
 
Guess what the theme of the episode will be!  That's right, Saudi oil price manipulation driving moderate-profit supply streams into bankruptcy to ensure that they-... no of course not, we're talking about shiphands.
 
-Tony wants to get into Fragment Zero as soon as possible since they couldn't finish it last week, and he wants to finish.  He tells DD how bad he wants to finish during the stream.  He also yells at DD for encompasing their short Aurin heads in her tall, Mordesh *cupcake*.  Seems like a double standard.  You may think I can't make a music reference to that.  I CAN!
 
-Tony breaks out his Arnold impression at the wrong time.  No, you're just getting out of the chopper, Tony, you have to wait until you need to get to the chopper.  Tony is in fine form, holding down that Quick Draw button and completely forgetting about most of his other abilities.  Luckily, Dasmoose is there to make sure that everything dies, like all of those who dissented against the party in the last mayoral election.
 
-Tony even goes the full distance to insult a woman he knew in high school.  Classy Tony, though you may be a bit more embarassed that you managed to not kill one of the swarmers you were shooting at and brought it with you like a pet.  DD says she speaks with 20 friends she knew in high school.  Tony is shocked that anyone can have that many people that like them after so many years.  He still talks to one person from high school.  Obviously not the woman whose laugh he insinuated sounded like a donkey.
 
-Tony laments his age.  He's so old at 28....  Tony, just to let you know, I'm almost 30 and a healthy chunk of my guild remembers the 80s a lot better than I do.  Just sayin'... we skew older....
 
-They are not doing a giveaway today, but will be giving away a Rowsdower plushie and a T-shirt next week.  So if you're going to watch, watch next week.  Then again, if you're watching, why are you reading this?  That seems redundant.  Why would you want my factual and to-the-point reporting of the ongoing stream?  After Tony washes off his eyeball in the sink and shoves it back in his socket, we continue.
 
-DD asks why, if you just stay in your room all day and play vidoe games, if you can wear the same T-shirt twice in a row.  Sexy, DD.  Real nerdsexy.
 
-Tony decides to collect crates in the middle of a mob pack, figuring the mobs probably just die on their own.  That's how it seems to work for him, anyway.  Apparently, he doesn't understand how aggro works, since he immediately facepulls the pack, then rolls into another.  This is why we watch, Tony, so we all feel better about how we play.  Some people have issues with aggro management or foresight or dodging, very few of us have problems with all three.  And directions, Tony... go the right way.  TURN AROUND!  FOLLOW YOUR PARTY!  Not DD, she's trolling you figuring you'll walk into the laser.
 
-Tony brings up the poo shoe animation.  The idle female animation is checking your shoe to see if you stepped in something.  It isn't that popular.  It looks like the animation will be coming out, but they don't know when.  They need to make sure it doesn't break anything.  I was originally happy that was the technical term for it!  Tony says that is not the technical term for it, he's using the phrase colloquially.  Way to suck the fun out of it, Tony.  IT IS THE POO-SHOE ANIMATION NOW AND FOREVER!  Though I will say that, when Tony says it, it sounds like he's ordering Chinese food.  Pu Shu... sounds lovely.
 
-DD's stomach rumbles.  Tony thought it was a monster they had to fight.  Tony doesn't know women; if DD is hungry and doesn't get food, you are going to have a monster to fight...
 
-Doom Kitty asks about a store with plushies, T-shirts, et al.  Tony explains that you need a ton of inventory to do that.  Regular readers will have a sense of deja vu, as we've talked about this before.  See, if you read the TL;DR, your questions will be answered!  Volunteers begin to offer home-crafted goods for the shop.  Sure, why doesn't Wildstar open a flea market for player goods?  Let players sell their merchandise on the store and.... you know come to think of it, that's not a horrible idea to get around inventory issues...
 
-DD suggests that, instead of fighting, Tony ought to just take a selfie in the middle of the mob pack.  DD, that's a bad teacher!  You're teaching him wrong!  Tony proves the level of his game knowledge by watching the next fight from above, staring at the pretty lights and colors, then pulling another pack on hitting the ground.
 
 
-Caydiem returns to chat and is called out in the stream.  Tony seems to be trying to deflect the attention from the fact that he asked the stream if DD should say "cray cray", guaranteed a NO win, and the yes vote won.  Kind of like a reverse Alex Salmond.
 
-They say they don't know when the chompacobra plushie will come back.  That's sad; we all love chompacabras... even though they're snarling, vicious jackwagons that eat everything, including you.
 
-Tony says he will be doing a housing special when his plot is done, and he will be visiting our plots.  We'll see who gets to be on his visitation list.
 
-Tony reads the lore "To-Do List".  He encourages people to read the lore, because it's funny.  It is.  Funnier than me, at least.  To be fair to me, the writers at Wildstar get better material to write about than I get from this stream.
 
-The group finally catches up to Dasmoose.  They mourn him as if he's dead.  He's actually sleeping.  To put a finer point on how seriously Tony takes his group, he gets up to go get something right before the walk-out portion.  He returns with a chompacobra hat.  DD decides to stop to take a selfie.  Tony berates her, saying that she isn't supposed to be wasting time, and no one would put up with him wasting time.  In a chompacobra hat...
 
-DD asks for a cool knitted hat.  Someone knit DD a hat!  Tony says he also has a rowsdower hat.  SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE DD!  They also have a squirg hat.  Tony say sthe chompacabra hat is hot.  I think it makes him look like Davey Crocket.  He definitley isn't that hot.  This is hot in a hat made of animal.
 
 
-Someone tells Tony that he's not sweating into the hat, that's chompacabra saliva.  Tony pronounces it chompisalaba.  Why does everything he says sound like food today?
 
-Tony begins the run-back to end the shiphand.  He doesn't tell them they need to get to the chopper.  We're all disappointed, I'm sure.
 
-Tony reiterates that he will be doing a housing episode soon.  DD praises his housing prowess.  Tony tries to show off his house without showing off his surprise.  He asks if we have any requests.  I ask for a Lopp Casino.  The fact this does not exist in the game mystifies me...
 
-Tony proudly shows his upcoming lobby.  DD starts doing donuts in it on a retroblade.  Tony berates her.  He doesn't know what donuts are for.  Again though... food....  Maybe I'm hungry.
 
-It's fan art time.  They start with another piece by Anivel.  Anivel is intense!  The work is apparently Cassian Hamlet.  Yunipar does a great Farside landscape.  Then, Jar Cold Nonesense shows us a Shadowrunned-up human female drawing.  It looks badass!  Send your fan art to fanart@wildstar-online.com.  They may be starting to run low.  However, all the upcoming artwork shall be featured in the Wildstar magazine.
 
-The community shout out is for Ladies of the Round Table.  They are doing a giveaway for their Twitch stream once they hit 1000 followers for a keychain and plushie.  Make sure you go to Twitch and follow them, and also submit a funniest screenshot from Wildstar in their forum thread.
 
-Tony starts doing his best Lil' Jon and stops the stream.  Yeah.... good place to stop.
 
Whatever.  I'm going to go work on my house to blow Tony away.  Go to Hell.	
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			Just when I thought I couldn't enjoy these any more, you go and include a scene from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.	
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			Haha, brilliant as always Vic. These are always fun to read to catch up on the 0-50 (I watched the first time, but it was just too painful for me lol...)	
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Just when I thought I couldn't enjoy these any more, you go and include a scene from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
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