Overthrown

Overthrown is the thirty-fourth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on February 20, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Dan is sipping maple syrup)
Dan: I’m feeling very British today, eh?
Cici: That’s Canadian.
Dan: Goddammit.
NotJoe: Hi guys.
(The other two jump)
Dan: Who the hell are you?
NotJoe: I’m NotJoe.
Dan: So you ARE Joe.
NotJoe: …no.
Dan: Well welcome aboard, I guess. I don’t know where some of the others went, so we’re all you got for now.
NotJoe: Okay.
(The next day…)
NotJoe: Hey, why isn’t there a shop around here?
Rocky: There is. There’s a pawn shop right over there.
NotJoe: Yeah, but it’s too… old.
Rocky: You do realize everything here is old, right?
NotJoe: Old is old, I want new.
Rocky: Good luck with that.
(One hour later…)
Rocky: How?!
NotJoe: I have no idea.
(The pawn shop has been replaced with a mall)
Dan: That… that’s illegal!
NotJoe: It’s great, isn’t it?
Dan: It certainly isn’t! You better take that down right now, or… or… or… 
NotJoe: Or… what?
Dan: I honestly don’t know.
NotJoe: I’m not seeing any king around here.
Dan: Yeah, we have no clue where Jasbre is at.
NotJoe: Well, in the meantime, I’ll be your guys’ new king.
Rocky: Who is this joker?
NotJoe: NotJoe.
Rocky: Hi, Joe.
NotJoe: I said NOTJoe.
Rocky: Whatever. You don’t sound like a very good king.
NotJoe: I really don’t know if I am or not. But there’s only one way to find out. (he puts on one of Jasbre’s crowns from his crown collection) Huh, I didn’t feel anything.
Rocky: That’s because it’s just a stupid piece of gold. It doesn’t do anything.
NotJoe: Oh. Anyway, I have a lot of renovating I wanna do around here. Cici, build us a pool.
Cici: But I don’t even know what a pool IS.
NotJoe: It’s a body of water.
Cici: Oh. Don’t we already have plenty of those?
NotJoe: Ten miles away. I’m too lazy to walk that far.
Cici: Lazy ass…
NotJoe: What did you just call me?
Cici: A lazy ass, because that’s what you are.
NotJoe: Ten days in the brig!
Cici: No, wait!
Dan: Hey, you can’t just put him in the brig for calling him a name. Jasbre would never do that… I don’t think…
NotJoe: Well things are gonna be different around here for the time being. Now go in the brig before I slap you.
Cici: No, dumbass.
NotJoe: You asked for it.
(NotJoe slaps Cici with a glove)
Cici: OW! THAT HURT! GET HIM!
(Cici, Dan, and Rocky chase after NotJoe)
NotJoe: I thought ruling over three people would be easy!
Primitive: Hello!
NotJoe: Make that four, since he exists now.
Primitive: Garf.
Dan: Can someone go find Jasbre or something?
Rocky: I’ll go look for him.
NotJoe: No you can’t. I can’t let you.
Rocky: And why not?
NotJoe: Because I said so.
Rocky: That’s a shitty excuse. More shitty than my math grades at home.
NotJoe: I can’t relate, so I don’t care. I can’t read!
Dan: (makes a run for it to go looking for Jasbre)
(Meanwhile….)
(The trio and the others wake up)
Matchy: Ugh, we lost him again.
Purple: That’s just great.
Crazy: I feel like someone stuck a chainsaw up my ass.
Matchy: Well, you’re half right.
Crazy: o.
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