Boating Bogus

This was Purple133’s fourth Spin Off Kings episode.
Transcript:
(Episode opens with SpongeBob crashing the boat and Mrs. Puff groaning)
Mrs. Puff: Well SpongeBob, you failed again!
SpongeBob: Wait I did?!
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Mrs. Puff: Wow. That was your billionth fail! I didn’t even know that was possible!
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SpongeBob: Well anything’s possible when you’re a sponge! 
(Camera zooms in on his face)
SpongeBob: (slow motion) ANYTHING.
Mrs. Puff: Ummm okay then! I’m gonna have to fail you PERMANENTLY!
SpongeBob: Nooooooo! Wait, I can prove myself!
Mrs. Puff: Fine, but if you fail again, I’ll never let you into the school grounds again!
SpongeBob: I won’t let you down!
(SpongeBob goes home and starts studying when Patrick arrives)
Patrick: Hey buddy!
SpongeBob: Shhh Patrick, I have to study! If I don’t pass my boating exam, I’m out of boating school!
Patrick: Well that’s not good!
SpongeBob: So could you please leave me alone?
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Patrick: But, but, but… LET’S PLAY A GAME!!!
SpongeBob: Okay, but I have to study!
(Four hours later)
SpongeBob: Ha, now you owe me $1,000!
Patrick: No how!
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what’s this game called again?
Patrick: Monopoly.
SpongeBob: Wait a second, how long have we been playing?!
Patrick: Well we started at 8:00 right?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
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(SpongeBob looks at his wristwatch)
SpongeBob: Holy shrimp Patrick! You wasted four hours of my time!
Patrick: Well gee sorry, but you agreed!
SpongeBob: Get out.
Patrick: But… 
SpongeBob: GET OUT!
(SpongeBob slams the door and falls asleep. He wakes up the next morning to take his final boating exam)
SpongeBob: Oh no! I fell asleep! 
(SpongeBob bikes to the boating school and hops in the car)
Mrs. Puff: Everything okay SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes! Why wouldn’t it be okay? I totally didn’t not study last night!
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Mrs. Puff: Ummm okay? Let’s see how good you’ll do.
SpongeBob: I GOT THIS!
(SpongeBob drives the course and actually completes it)
Mrs. Puff: You did it SpongeBob!
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(The cop show up and the real Mrs. Puff hops out of a car)
Mrs. Puff: IMPOSTER!
Fake Mrs. Puff: No you’re the imposter!
Police Officer: Well actually, you are.
(The fake Mrs. Puff pulls her mask off and reveals herself to be Nat)
Nat: I JUST WANTED SPONGEBOB TO BE GONE FROM THE SCHOOL! 
SpongeBob: Why?
Nat: Because you’re super annoying!
Police Officer: You do realize that you’re going to prison for identity fraud right?
Nat: Yeah.
Mrs. Puff: Good riddance! Now SpongeBob, show me your skills!
SpongeBob: I just did it, so I can do it again!
(SpongeBob starts the car and crashes into a brick wall)
Mrs. Puff: Fail number 1,000,000,001.
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