The Capac and TFE show

The Capac and TFE show is the 43rd episode of Assertive Acquisitions. Capac drives Splitsie repeatedly insane by "forgetting" things (such as the recent destruction of his Pull-o-Conflict) due to an alleged head injury. TFE has expanded his Marlin even more, and it soon will grow bigger than the SkyWarp. 
TFE reminds them of the GPS of an immobile ship he spotted last time. They find a mysterious atmospheric ship stuck spinning in space. Splitsie disarms it with railgun sniper shots from his Saffron, but it self-destructs before they get any loot. 
To their surprise, Splitsie finds a familiar Jump Drive module floating in space — it seems to be the only debris left of the Pull-o-Conflict. They carry it back and TFE and Capac build a new boarding craft around it. Splitsie dubs it Drag-o-Disagreement to stick with the Tug-o-War theme. 
After interior decorating, Splitsie finally starts building his promised defense drone. It can even navigate in and out of the hangar autonomously. After TFE gets stuck in the H-Tram's haunted door again, he helps Capac design the new ship. Capac tugs drifting ASSERT thrusters (which prompts another laughing fit from Splisie) and attaches them to the new boarding craft. 
==Quotes==
Splitsie: It's almost like you two needed a competent engineer around! - Capac: Yeah but where are we gonna find one? - TFE: Maybe some kind of advert?