Lady Capulet

Lady Capulet is the pugnacious, belligerent mother of Juliet. She passionately detests the rival family, the Montagues, and will stop at nothing to show her family's superiority. 
== Appearance ==
Lady Capulet is a tall woman with white skin and long black hair tied up into a large pillar on her head much like Marge Simpson. She wears an extravagant yellow drills with white frills and angular orange stripes.
== History ==
=== Kinda Romeo and Juliet ===
One day in Verona, Lady Capulet witnessed her son, Tybalt, slice a Montague servant in half with his sword. She approached to compliment his work, but rival lady, Lady Montague, approached to condemn his work. Lady Capulet asked Tybalt to ignore her, Lady Montague asked Tybalt the opposite, and so on and so forth until the two were engaged in a public arguement, attracting the attention of Lord Capulet and Lord Montague, who promptly joined in. However, the feud was cut short by the appearance of police captain Prince Escalus, who commanded the police to arrest all five of them. Lady Capulet made her escape on top of one of her servants, who threw her safely through the ceiling of her house. Lady Capulet landed in her daughter, Juliet's room. She took the opportunity to announce that she had arranged a husband for Juliet - a count named Paris. 
Later, Lady Capulet was called to the cemetery behind her house, where she witnessed Lord Capulet, Lord Montague and Prince Escalus standing over the dead bodies of Juliet and a Montague boy, Romeo - the two having committed suicide. Lady Capulet witnessed as God appeared to dance on Romeo's body - as well as the appearance of two time-travellers named Linda and Macduff.
== Trivia ==
* I didn't intend for Lady C to resemble Marge Simpson.
* Samir can't speak Italian. I think it's kinda obvious.