Zero Tolerance Teahouse

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Speak with the teahouse hireling.
* Dump the pail of cold well water on the fabulously foxed fellow.
* Speak with the teahouse serving girl.
==Script==
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Teahouse02669 	Enough! I can't stand it anymore. How many times are you going to recant the same old tired tale!?
Dranker02669 	Shut your mouth and open your earsh, you little bint! Thish shtatue is Zuiko of Clan Buhen─the greatesht warlord Hingashi has ever sheen! The founder of Suenokuni!
Dranker02669 	Let's shee... How many yearsh ago were it that he...<burp>...were Lord of Suenokuni...
Teahouse02669 	Excuse me there, milady/milord. Would you please do something to cool off this hot-headed drunkard?
Teahouse02669 	I've just now sent a teahouse hireling to fetch some water from the well. If you are able to find her, ask her for a pail of cold well water. I'll do what I can to keep this ale-soaked sod from bothering the other patrons until you return.
Teahouse02669 	I've just now sent a teahouse hireling to fetch some water from the well. If you are able to find her, ask her for a pail of cold well water. I'll do what I can to keep this ale-soaked sod from bothering the other patrons until you return.
Dranker02669 	And thish here'sh the besht part of all. There were... There were... Damn it all. What were I jusht about to shay?
 	
Apprentice02669	That drunkard is at it again, is he? Well, I've got just the thing for him. Here, take this pail of cold well water and give his head a good dousing. That always seems to do the trick.
Apprentice02669	Take that pail of cold well water and give that drunkard's head a good dousing. That always seems to do the trick.
 	
Dranker02669 	Oh no, I've gone and got good and drunk again, aren't I? I'm sho shorry. It'sh jusht, I were a graveguard for the branch family of a branch family of a branch family of Clan Buhen, I were.
Dranker02669 	My love of the drink got me to where you shee me now. I didn't never mean to bother nobody. I'm shorry. Sho very, very shorry.
Teahouse02669 	Go ahead and dump that pail of cold well water square on that drunken mummer's head!
 	
Teahouse02669 	Thank you for your trouble, stranger. I hate to admit it, but as prominent and well-to-do an establishment as our Umineko Teahouse is, we do find ourselves a close neighbor to the Hostelry. Drunkards are not as few and far between as we would like.
Teahouse02669 	But that's not to say their lot is all bad. There are many whom the drink drives to be quite generous. Those souls are always willing to part with a pretty gil to buy whatever tea and sweets we recommend.
Teahouse02669 	That is just one of the many reasons why I have come to love this city. I hope you come to grow as fond of it as I have. Good day to you, then!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Hingan Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV