Headhunters 4: The Magnificent Seven

==Introduction==
I've been gone for what feels like a decade but we've only had two eliminated teams, and mine was one of them so this writeup should be easy. 
==In Memorium: Henry VIII==
Fuck you
== In Memorium: Laser Rocket Arms ==
Similar to Henry VIII weeks before, Laser got caught in the trap of all his good players having average games all at once. Starting with a QB in Josh Allen who looked poised for a complete implosion before getting it together at the end of the Cleveland game. Head down the list to AJ Brown, who was caught in a defensive battle and couldn't capture his magic of days before. Dalvin Cook's Vikings got pantsed by the Cowboys. There wasn't enough room for two Bears players, so Kmet took the bullet while Monty actually passed projection (something only Rodgers can say on this roster). 
The other issue was all the bye players. Jeff Wilson, Godwin, Fournette, and the injury to Dallas Goedert. It was a perfect storm of suck, which is usually what it takes this late in the sason. Someone has to lose, and this week it was Scotty B. 
I don't have any energy or willpower left to be witty or funny so just...sorry man. Better luck next year. We'll forget all this pain and reload for 2023.
Laser Rocket Arms:
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)
Team 	2022 Finish	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
CoachKnows 	16th (-6) 	11th (-9) 	2nd 	N/A
Bobecue Chicken 	15th (-12) 	3rd (+14) 	17th (-10) 	7th
It's Blitz! Track 2 	14th (+2) 	19th (-6) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
The Executioner 	13th (-12) 	1st (+13) 	14th (-10) 	4th
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	12th (-2) 	10th (+6) 	16th (-11) 	5th
The Guilloteam 	11th (+2) 	13th (-6) 	7th (-4) 	3rd
Muller Lite 	10th (-8) 	2nd 	N/A 	N/A
Henry VIII 	9th (+3) 	12th (-1) 	11th (-1) 	10th
Laser Rocket Arms 	8th (-3) 	5th (-1) 	4th (+11) 	15th
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money 2022
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$5,679 	63%
==New Releases==
#Josh Allen
#Dalvin Cook
#AJ Brown
#Chris Godwin
#Leonard Fournette
==Week Nine-Eleven Bidding Results==
Week Nine-Eleven Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Justin Herbert (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$137 	$51 (Bad Boys)
Aaron Jones (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$136 	$10 (Bad Boys)
George Kittle (Week 9) 	Hasta Laviska 	$114 	$76 (Wildcat)
Leonard Fournette (Week 9)	Laser Rocket Arms 	$103 	$88 (burrow)
Chris Godwin (Week 9) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	$103 	$69 (Hasta Laviska)
Tyler Lockett (Week 9) 	Hasta Laviska 	$72 	$36 (Wildcat)
Romeo Doubs (Week 9) 	Wildcat 	$63 	N/A
Tony Pollard (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$56 	$53 (burrow)
Jacobi Meyers (Week 11) 	Out of Luck 	$45 	N/A
Najee Harris (Week 9) 	Henry VIII 	$41 	$17 (Wildcat)
Dak Prescott (Week 9) 	Henry VIII 	$32 	$5 (Beach McBungalow)
Trevor Lawrence (Week 9) 	burrow for sure-oh	$22 	$1 (Bad Boys)
Tua Tagovailoa (Week 10) 	Bad Boys 	$21 	$21 (Beach McBungalow)
Terry McLaurin (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$17 	$2 (Bad Boys)
Rondale Moore (Week 10) 	burrow for sure-oh	$17 	$1 (Wildcat)
Najee Harris (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$13 	$3 (Bad Boys)
Dak Prescott (Week 10) 	Bad Boys 	$11 	N/A
T.J. Hockenson (Week 10) 	Wildcat 	$7 	$2 (Bad Boys)
Devonta Smith (Week 10) 	Bad Boys 	$3 	N/A
Allen Robinson (Week 11) 	Hasta Laviska 	$3 	N/A
Michael Thomas (Week 9) 	Bad Boys 	$2 	N/A
Jeff Wilson (Week 10) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	$2 	N/A
Tyler Allgeier (Week 10) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	$2 	N/A
Buffalo D (Week 10) 	Beach McBungalow 	$1 	N/A
Keenan Allen (Week 10) 	Bad Boys 	$1 	N/A
*
==Money Spent Per Week==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2021)	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1560 (15 Players) 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1,173 (12 Players)	$1,339 (7 Players)
3 	$1,160 (10 Players)	$1,283 (10 Players)	$1,033 (7 Players) 	$1,902 (15 Players)
4 	$1,475 (10 Players)	$657 (8 Players) 	$1,182 (11 Players)	$1,614 (11 Players)
5 	$1,740 (13 Players)	$1,376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	$1,743 (14 Players)
6 	$1,355 (14 Players)	$1,231 (10 Players)	$1,542 (10 Players)	$1,1018 (11 Players)
7 	$45 (6 Players) 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1,494 (13 Players)	$1,036 (9 Players)
8 	$1,085 (13 Players)	$2,159 (15 Players)	$1,938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$552 (9 Players) 	$1,059 (12 Players)	$1,454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$424 (14 Players) 	$1,393 (9 Players) 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$48 (2 Players) 	$1,121 (16 Players)	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
==Week Nine Results==
Week Nine Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (9) 	Beach McBungalow 	269.56
2 (1) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	248.54
3 (5) 	deCaPitated 	231.98
4 (7) 	burrow for sure-oh 	223.74
5 (4) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	189.27
6 (3) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	184.98
7 (6) 	Out of Luck 	163.51
8 (8) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	154.76
9 (2) 	Henry VIII 	135.74
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
*Biggest Climber: Beach McBungalow (^8)
*Biggest Faller: Henry VIII (v7)
==Week Ten Results==
Week Ten Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (8) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	249.25
2 (5) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	243.79
3 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	225.63
4 (7) 	Out of Luck 	195.48
5 (2) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	192.74
6 (3) 	deCaPitated 	191.66
7 (6) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	185.08
8 (4) 	burrow for sure-oh 	168.14
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
*Biggest Climber: Wildcat (^7)
*Biggest Faller: burrow for sure-oh (v4)
==Week Eleven Results==
Week Eleven Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (2) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	237.21
2 (3) 	Beach McBungalow 	231.79
3 (1) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	216.64
4 (5) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	197.45
5 (6) 	deCaPitated 	191.26
6 (8) 	burrow for sure-oh 	190.53
7 (4) 	Out of Luck 	189.08
8 (7) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	153.42
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
* Biggest Climber: Wildcat (^2)
* Biggest Faller: Out of Luck (v3)
==2022 Draft Dodgers==
Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick (Last Year)	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 (12) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	11
3 (8) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
4 (10) 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
5 (16) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
6 (7) 	Henry VIII 	9
7 (3) 	Mixon it Up wih Mahomie 	5
8 (19) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem)	ALIVE
9 (2) 	The Executioner 	4
10 (17) 	The Guilloteam 	7
11 (11) 	Burrow for Sure-Oh 	ALIVE
12 (14) 	CoachKnows 	1
13 (4) 	Bad Boys 	ALIVE
14 (15) 	Bobecue Chicken 	2
15 (16) 	Muller Lite 	8
16 (20) 	DeCaPitated 	ALIVE
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
 Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Henry VIII 	206.91 	9
The Guilloteam 	185.74 	7
Laser Rocket Arms 	184.99 	11
The Executioner 	177.11 	4
Muller Lite 	169.00 	8
It's Blitz! Track 2 	163.14 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	162.14 	2
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	161.26 	5
CoachKnows 	123.21 	1
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
CoachKnows 	2.49 	1
It's Blitz! Track 2 	2.90 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	5.91 	2
The Executioner 	11.98 	4
The Guilloteam 	12.11 	7
Muller Lite 	13.98 	5
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	17.88 	5
Henry VIII 	19.02 	9
Laser Rocket Arms 	35.66 	11
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2022 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	235.77
2 	Henry VIII 	291.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	252.22
4 	deCaPitated 	262.90
5 	burrow for sure-oh 	236.67
6 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	263.94
7 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
8 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack (2)	305.26
9 	Beach McBungalow (2) 	269.56
10 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	249.25
11 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	237.21
Hasta and Wildcat have slowly been moving up the boards as they make some late season moves to bolster their strength.
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2022 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Wildcat 	125.70
2 	It's Blitz! Track 2	122.26
3 	Out of Luck 	151.03
4 	Muller Lite 	139.26
5 	Out of Luck (2) 	161.14
6 	deCaPitated 	148.97
7 	Muller Lite (2) 	154.95
8 	Beach McBungalow 	187.43
9 	Wildcat (2) 	154.76
10 	burrow for sure-oh 	168.14
11 	Out of Luck (3) 	189.08
Out of Luck notches his third second-to-last place finish in week 11, but he also does so with the highest second-to-last place score of the season.
==Single Season Scoring Records==
As teams get eliminated, their single season performance will appear here.
Really disappointing results here for Henry and Laser, who were some of the stronger teams. Henry had the best team in the league before he shat on himself in week 9. 
All-Time Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3121.28	Return of the Mac 	2021
3049.02	Bobecue Chicken 	2021
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
3013.13	Müller Lite 	2021
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2677.20	Out of Luck 	2021
2620.18	The Titanic 	2021
2422.98	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2262.36	Bad Boys 	2021
2233.57	Soul Survivor 	2021
2134.22	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2021
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
2034.86	Laser Rocket Arms 	2022
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1939.02	Beach McBungalow 	2021
1936.45	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2021
1862.19	Henry VIII 	2022
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1749.51	The Guilloteam 	2021
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1509.41	CP 	2021
1483.70	Last Coach Standing 	2021
1473.18	Henry VIII 	2021
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1351.99	Muller Lite 	2022
1300.35	The Guilloteam 	2022
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
806.27 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	2022
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2020
708.44 	The Executioner 	2022
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
489.42 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2022
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
324.28 	Bobecue Chicken 	2022
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
123.21 	CoachKnows 	2022
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Same as above: eliminated teams will have their 2022 season added to the total.
Over the last three weeks, CP has scored enough to claim the scoring crown through four seasons. It's just a matter of how much he'll pad his lead heading into 2023. 
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
8424.84	The Guilloteam 	4
7879.51	Laser Rocket Arms 	4
7594.94	The Executioner 	4
7223.68	deCaPitated 	3
7169.22	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
6076.59	Mixon It Up With Mahomie	4
5824.98	Henry VIII 	4
5774.89	Bobecue Chicken 	4
5677.93	Out of Luck 	3
5186.35	Neck-Fix and Chill 	3
5045.26	Beach McBungalow 	3
4586.98	CoachKnows 	3
4365.12	Müller Lite 	2
4312.78	Wildcat 	3
4051.36	burrow for sure-oh 	2
4000.46	Bad Boys 	3
3406.56	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3058.93	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
1885.08	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 11/22/22
Player 	Total Budget
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$370
Beach McBungalow 	$364
burrow for sure-oh 	$66
Wildcat 	$66
deCaPitated 	$60
Out of Luck 	$55
Bad Boys II 	$38
Laser Rocket Arms 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Muller Lite 	0
The Guilloteam 	0
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	0
The Executioner 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
CoachKnows 	0
==Conclusion==
Anyway, go for it. I don't care. Fuck fantasy football.