NH Rules All/Transcript

This is the transcript for the episode "NH Rules All".
==Script==
*(NH is sitting in a chair wearing a red robe, wearing reading glasses, holding a newspaper in his hands and has a pipe in his mouth that blows bubbles.)
*NH: Ah, time to read the obituary section.
*(Rack comes in with a camera.)
*Rack: Aw! Look at cute little NH! He has a little robe, holding a little newspaper and has a little pipe in his mouth! So adorable!
*NH: You are next on my list.
*Rack: What?
*NH: Can you please leave me be?! I'm trying to enjoy deaths here!
*Rack: Well, someone's grouchy today!
*NH: (mumbling): I'll show you what grouchy means.
*Rack: Well someone's not getting dessert tonight!
*NH: Good. Your cooking is always awful anyway.
*Rack: I cannot believe what I am hearing!
*NH: Just go sulk in your pillow already.
*(Rack runs away to go sulk in his pillow.)
*NH: (Yawns): Arguing with simpletons has made me quite tired. Perhaps some rest could help.
*(NH falls asleep and is in a dream.)
*NH: Hm..................it appears I am in a dream.
*(A human with worn out and tattered clothes with a chain on his neck comes to NH moving on the ground with his arms and legs.)
*NH: Um.......... do I know you?
*Human: No, but I know you, master.
*NH: Master?
*Human: Yes, master. You are the ruler of the whole wide world.
*NH: (Evilly smiles): Mission accomplished. Now, shoo, shoo!
*Human: A thousand pardons, master. I shall shoo away now.
*(Human goes away.)
*(NH bumps into another human.)
*Human #2: Oh my! I am terribly sorry! A thousand pardons, master!
*NH: It's fine.
*Human #2: I cannot thank you enough for sparing my soul, master. May I kiss your feet in gratitude?
*NH: Um, okay, I guess.
*(Human kneels and kisses each toe.)
*NH: Oh, and while you're at it, how about massaging them?
*Human #2: Your wish is my command, master.
*(Human then massages them.)
*NH: Ah....... that's the spot. This is the life.
*(NH's stomach growls.)
*NH: Hm.................I feel rather famished. I would like some food.
*Human #2: What kind, master?
*NH: Hm............well, cake, chocolate, pizza, cheese, popcorn, crackers........
*(Later.)
*NH: (continuing): ...............And a drink. Is that too much?
*Human #2: Not at all, master. But, I myself cannot carry so much food. Perhaps I could use some assistance?
*NH: Good idea. Give me a megaphone, please.
*Human #2: Yes, master.
*(Gives NH the megaphone.)
*NH: (On megaphone): Attention! The ruler of the world, I, NH, demand everyone in the city to be my servants!
*(All humans nod their heads.)
*Humans: We are here to obey you, master.
*NH: Excellent. That is all. (Turns megaphone off.)
*(Cut to all humans with tattered clothing and chains on their necks.)
*NH: That was a delicious meal. Now carry me. I have another important announcement.
*Humans: Yes, master.
*NH: (Claps hands): Stop.
*Humans: Yes, master.
*NH: Megaphone.
*(Human gives him megaphone.)
*(Cut to NH being shown on someone's television.)
*NH: Hello simpletons. It is I, NH, the ruler and best ruler of the world. I am here to make a big announcement. You see, I have been thinking, and have made a decision. From this moment on, the world will be known as: New Heathera. Bow down to me! Your ruler of New Heathera! (Laughs manically.) Well bye. (TV goes static.)
*??????: Was that? Yes! It was! I need to kill him!
*(Later.)
*(NH is being carried by his servants, while a mysterious person is hiding in the bushes.)
*NH: Squirrel?!
*Human: Do you want us to to kill it, master?
*NH: Never mind. Must've been my extraordinary mind playing tricks on me.
*(Mysterious person jumps out of nowhere and jumps on NH.)
*NH: Who are.............human?
*?????: NH! It's me, Rack! Hope you're proud of yourself! Killing US and making me an amputee!
*NH: I did?
*Rack: You bet you did! How do you treat people like this?! No one should be treated like this except you!
*NH: Silence! I don't remember any of this!
*Rack: Oh quit it already with the dumb act! You know very well what you did! You're a cruel wolf, NH.
*NH: Lies! Lies! Lies I tell you! Silence you!
*Rack: No, you don't have the right to talk.
*NH: Silence you! I do not like this conversation!
*Rack: Well too bad. Just remember: You're a murderer and horrible wolf. Goodbye.
*(Rack leaves.)
*Humans: Master, is this true?
*NH: No! He was lying with his lies!
*(Humans huddle up and talk quietly.)
*Humans: We are convinced you did it. Now, we must kill you, master.
*NH: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*(NH wakes up.)
*NH: Oh my. What a beautiful and awful dream. (Shrugs.)
*(NH goes back to sleep.)
*(THE END.)
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