Myotismon and his Men Released/Dinner Disaster

(Out in the desert that same night, Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J are getting water from a familiar well while the thieves are nearby resting up)
Swackhammer: (Angrily) Oh, that lousy Pazu and his friends.
Ruggedo: They made fools out of us.
Hunter J: I agree, boys. And I really need to get Stellaluna back into my clutches again! Without her, I cannot stay alive and beautiful forever!
Swackhammer and Ruggedo: You said it!
(The thieves nearby are scheming, unknown to Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J)
Thief 1: (Growling) Those lousy leaders of ours!
Thief 2: When we get our hands on them, we will make them wish they're never born!
Hunter J: Hey! Get over here and wash up!
Ruggedo: We don't need an ugly and smelly gang of thieves!
Thief 1: (Taking his sword out) It's time we vote for a new leader!
(Ruggedo picked up a bucket of water and dumped it all over his head. He yelped as something hard hits him and fell to the ground. Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J then spot the black lamp, the one that hit Ruggedo's head, on the ground that Swackhammer picked up)
Swackhammer: What's this?
Hunter J: Looks like a magic lamp.
Ruggedo: Do you think its genie can grant us wishes?
Swackhammer and Hunter J: Probably.
(Swackhammer begins to rub the card with his hand. Then he and Ruggedo yelped as the thieves came to them and Hunter J with their swords)
Hunter J: (Pulling her sword out) Turning against us, eh?
Thief 1: We are putting you out of your misery!
(Before the first thief could strike the three, however, red smoke came out of the black lamp and scared the thieves)
Thief 3: Witchcraft!
(Then some evil laughter came from the black lamp which scared Swackhammer's gang while Hunter J is the only one unafraid, just surprised calmly. The laughter grew louder as seven familiar figures appeared in the sky and five familiar henchmen shot down onto the ground. It is Malomyotismon's group, consisting Malomyotismon, Vanitas, Mr. Electric, Hades, Infinite, Mephiles the Dark, and Drake. And the henchmen are none other than Pain, Panic, Demidevimon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon)
Malomyotismon: YES!! We are free!
Mr. Electric: Free to get revenge on the ones who dared imprisoned us!
(The henchmen recovered and agreed)
Panic: Uh, way ahead of ya!
Demidevimon: Let's get those fools!
(The villains tried to fly away, carrying the henchmen, but Malomyotismon's group's big auras restrained them. They stopped and looks shocked)
Vanitas: We should've remembered. It is the curse of the lamp.
Hades: We got all the power of the universe at our command and we are now stuck by the three genie rules!
Drake: That also means we can't kill those boys.
(The villains looked down and smirked evilly as they see a shocked Swackhammer's gang and amazed Hunter J)
Malomyotismon: But I bet someone else can help us do so, guys.
(They flew down to Swackhammer's gang, nearly scaring Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and their thieves out of their wits. Hunter J, on the other hand, slowly realized who Malomyotismon's group are)
Hunter J: Wait a minute.... You guys....
Malomyotismon's group; We want you thieves to take us to Agrabah, NOW!!
(Ruggedo, Swackhammer, and the thieves screamed as they began to stutter non-stop. Hunter J, again on the other hand, realized who those genies and their henchmen are)
Hunter J: (To Swackhammer's group) Quit being such scaredy-cats! (Points at Malomyotismon's group) This is actually my husband, son, and their group.
(The thieves got confused that they stopped being scared)
Swackhammer's gang: What?
(Malomyotismon's group noticed Hunter J and they recognized each other with calm evil smirks)
Vanitas: Ah, Mother. Good to see you again.
Hunter J: Indeed. But uh, how did you become genies suddenly?
(Malomyotismon's group poofed into red smoke and changed back into their normal forms, with Malomyotismon being Myotismon again)
Myotismon: First off, who rubbed our lamp?
(Hunter J points at Swackhammer)
Hunter J: He did.
Swackhammer: Time out! That was your husband and son's group the whole time?
Ruggedo: How could we not have known?
Hades: (Flatly) You are amazed, I'm sure.
Swackhammer: (Looking at the black lamp) If that means I rubbed the lamp....
Ruggedo: Then you hold the wishes!
Myotismon: Three wishes to be our precise, as part of the job. But before we do that, I wish for you thieves to take the lamp to Agrabah.
Hunter J: (Smirking) So you would need me and them. Very well. We will take you to Agrabah.
Swackhammer: But first.... I want my wishes.
(Angrily, Myotismon's group fired energy blasts at Swackhammer who screams as he, Ruggedo, and the thieves dodged them. A short pause, then Myotismon's group smiled evilly)
Vanitas: Very well.
Hades: Since that is the case, you will have your three wishes.
Ruggedo: Swacky, you can wish for anything you want!
Myotismon's group: Almost everything he wants.
Swackhammer and Ruggedo: Eh?
Hunter J: I read about genie magic before. The three rules are; Never kill anyone, never force someone to fall in love with someone else, and never bring people back from the dead.
Swackhammer: And I know just what I want! (Ponders) I want riches, treasures.... (Perks up) I know! I wish for the legendary treasure of Blackbeard!
Myotismon's group: (Bowing) Your wish is our command.
(They all poof away. Later, they appeared underwater in a shrunken ship. Alarmed upon appearing with the villains, Swackhammer swims around but looked horrified as he sees an octopus' tentacle trying to grab him. He tries to swim away only to be grabbed)
Vanitas: So, enjoying your wish?
(Swackhammer shook his head in alarm)
Hades: Maybe you want us to grant your wish to return to the desert.
(Swackhammer nodded quickly)
Myotismon's group: Your wish is our command.
(Myotismon's group then poofed themselves and Swackhammer's gang back to the desert, causing the octopus to vanish, freeing Swackhammer from the tentacle. Swackhammer and his gang then spits out some water)
Hunter J: (To Swackhammer) Note to yourself, be careful what you wish for.
Myotismon: She's right. You used up two wishes.
Mephiles: Take your time with the third.
Demidevimon: And that is to set Myotismon's group free from the lamp.
Vanitas: (To Demidevimon) Right. (To Swackhammer's gang) Of course, if you help us with our plan of revenge, we will make sure you will be rewarded.
Swackhammer's gang: We are?
Thief 2: That's nice.
Myotismon: (Darkly) We want you to help us get revenge on a boy by the name of.... Pazu. Along with his friends.
Swackhammer's group: (Surprised) Pazu and his friends?!
Swackhammer: (Angrily) You aren't the only ones who want revenge on those brats!
Hunter J: Heck, they took away my fountain of youth, Stellaluna!
(Myotismon's group, hearing her say that, got interested in shock)
Vanitas: I take it she got away from you because of those boys?
Hunter J: (To Vanitas) Yep. (To Myotismon) And you actually placed me under a spell that if Stellaluna's medallion is destroyed, I die with it.
Myotismon: True.
Swackhammer: And rest assured, it'll never happen.
Hunter J: Oh, not to worry, it won't. I tricked her into believing she'll lose her magic if she destroyed the medallion so she won't get rid of it and get away from me.
Infinite: But from what I just sensed with my telepathy, she figured out your lies.
(Hearing him, Hunter J glared bitterly)
Hunter J: So that's why she ran away a week ago. Because of the truth.
Ruggedo: And because of those boys, she's out of our grasp!
(Ruggedo took his sword out and swings it a few times)
Ruggedo: And those boys also sure made fools out of us in front of our own men! We'd fight him to the bitter end! And my brilliant swordsmanship will never fail me!
(Ruggedo, however, swung his sword close to his waist which results in his pants coming down, much to his gang's annoyance)
Swackhammer: (Flatly) Let me help you with that.
(As Swackhammer helps Ruggedo get his pants back up, Myotismon's group smiled sinisterly)
Myotismon: My group and I are glad you see things our way.
Vanitas: And once those wretched fools are gone, no one can stop us from dominating Agrabah first and then take over the world.
Hunter J: You said it.
(Then they began to use their magic as a song began)
Myotismon: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a cobra's backside
Vanitas: But thick as you are....
(He noticed the second thief drowsily falling asleep when he slaps him awake, making him snap awake and salute)
Vanitas: Pay attention
Mr. Electric: Our words are a matter of pride
Hades: It's clear from your vacant expressions
Drake: The lights are not all on upstairs
Infinite: But we're talking sultans and successions
(The thieves snicker at this, but Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups glared at them, making them pipe down)
Mephiles: Even you can't be caught unawares
(On "Unawares," Mephiles shoves the thieves into some magic geysers he conjured and then the geysers sent the thieves flying into the air and onto the ground)
Myotismon's group: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Ruggedo: And where do we feature?
Hunter J: (Pinching his cheek) Just listen to teachers
Myotismon's group and Hunter J: We know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last we are given our dues
(Then understanding, Swackhammer and Ruggedo joined in)
Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups: And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared
(Just before "Be prepared," Ruggedo kicks one thief down into a pile of fake snakes Vanitas conjured. After recovering, the thieves got interested and then confused)
Thief 1: Yeah! Be prepared!
Thief 2: We'll be prepared!
Thief 3: But for what?
Myotismon: For the deaths of the meddlers.
Thief 3: Why? Are they sick?
Vanitas: (Grabbing the third thief's shirt's neck rim) No, fool. We're gonna kill them. And then have Swackhammer wish us free.
(He released him)
Swackhammer: Great idea!
Thief 4: Who needs sultans?
Thieves: No sultans, no sultans, na-na-na-na-na!
Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups: IDIOTS!!
Hunter J: There will be sultans!
Thief 2: But you said....
Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups: We will be sultans.
Myotismon: Stick with us, and you'll never go broke again.
(The thieves cheered)
Thieves: Long live the sultans!
(They they marched around in respect)
Thieves: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With some sultans who'll be all-time adored
Ruggedo: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
Hunter J: The future is littered with prizes
Myotismon: And though we're the main addressees
Vanitas: The point that we must emphasize is
(They end the marching and shouts in the thieves' faces)
Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups: You won't get any gold without us
(Then they did their grand finale to the song)
Myotismon and Swackhammer's groups and thieves: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(La, la, la)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have loot)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of loot)
Decades of denial
Is simply why we'll
Be sultans undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder we are
Yes, our magic and ambitions are bared
Be prepared
Yes, our magic and ambitions are bared
Be prepared
(The villains laughed evilly as the song ended and we fade to black. Back at the palace, the heroes, except Popple and Yoshi, and even Charlie B. Barkin and Sasha La Fleur themselves watched at dinner as Figment performs his tricks)
Figment: Watch carefully everyone! I got this trick from many Japanese places!
(Picking up a carrot, Figment then chopped it into pieces with his knife)
Figment: Hi-ya!
(He does it over and over again, making everyone chuckle a bit. This continues until a slicing noise is heard. Figment had magically cut his hand off)
Figment: (Sheepishly) Oops!
(Figment's hand stood up all of the sudden and made a cane appeared in its fingers. It then proceeds in doing a jig for everyone, even amusing Charlie and Sasha some more as they and Itchy applauded)
Charlie: (Laughing) As usual Figment, this is most amusing trick ever.
Figment: Thanks. Allow me to pull myself together.
(As Figment screws his hand back on, Charlie and Sasha turned to Pazu's group with smiles)
Charlie: Onto more personal matters. Pazu's group, you have proven to be quite the fine people and bravest heroes in all mine and Sasha's years as rulers of Agrabah.
Sasha: We have never seen anyone with much charisma as you before.
Charlie and Sasha: So, that's why we are going to make you guys, besides being the Merry Team, our trusted assistant advisor to Itchy.
Pazu's group: (Surprised) What? Us?
Sheeta's group: Isn't it great?
(Figment appears next to Pazu's group excited)
Figment: Wow! What a great moment!
(Figment then transforms Pazu's group's clothes into black tuxedos and gave them neat slick hair)
Figment: Guys, allow me to give you this great honor!
(Figment gives Pazu's group some sort of golden awards before shaking their hands. Then he turns into a seller who is giving out many stuff to them)
Figment: (Shouting) Pazu's group supplies! Get your Pazu's group supplies here!
(As Pazu's group watched on, Figment is now wearing royal attire and blowing on a horn)
Figment: All hail Pazu's group, the trusted assistant advisors!
(Figment transforms Pazu's group back to normal as they go over to Charlie and Sasha)
Figment: So Charlie, Sasha, what do your trusted assistant advisors do for you?
Charlie: To put it simply, they will be my most trusted assistant advisors alongside Itchy, of course.
Itchy: Wouldn't it grand, boys?
Pazu's group: Well....
Figment: Ah, good idea. Pazu's group are a better idea. They are much better than those creeps, Myotismon, Hades, Drake, Mr. Electric, Infinite, Mephiles, and Vanitas!
(Figment then changes his head into Myotismon's group on each name he says and makes mean faces)
Sasha: (Frowning) That is quite correct.
Figment: Not to mention their creepy henchmen, Pain, Panic, Demidevimon, Arukenimon, and Mummymon. And even Fidget....
(Pazu's group's eyes widen as they hear Fidget's name. Even Itchy, Spyro's group, Leatherhead, the Mane Seven, Stallion Seven, Spike, Ember, and Stellaluna got calmly concerned)
Figment: Demidevimon, alongside Fidget, are mean!
Pazu's group who trust Fidget: (Nervously) Uh, Figment?
Figment: (Ignoring Pazu's group who trust Fidget) They are very very bad!
(Figment turns his head into Demidevimon's and got in Charlie's face)
Figment: Poppy want strawberries, poppy want strawberries?
(Figment changes his head back to normal)
Figment: You remember what happened, right?
Charlie: (Angrily) That is right! I can still taste the strawberry chunks he forced down my throat!
(Figment laughs as he pulled Pazu's group into a hug)
Figment: Yep! That's my pals Pazu's group, who is not going to be seen with guys like that! Nope! No way!
Pazu: (Chuckles sheepishly along with his group) Uh, yeah....
(Back outside, Popple and Yoshi are still guarding the hidden cage looking bored. Then he heard Fidget's voice from underneath)
Fidget: (Voice-over, whispering) Hey, Popple, Yoshi? Is it okay to come out yet?
Popple: (Whispering) Afraid not.
Fidget: (Voice-over, whispering) Aw, nuts! I hope Pazu and the others have told the palace residents by now.
(Yoshi chirps in agreement)
Popple: (Whispering) Well, I don't know if they did or not, but....
Fidget: (Voice-over, whispering) Are there any air vents in this chamber? I feel like I'm suffocating down here.
Popple: (Whispering) There are.
(Fidget sighed in relief)
Fidget: (Voice-over, whispering) Oh, good.
(Suddenly, Raksha approached Yoshi and Popple, having brought some food)
Raksha: Popple, Yoshi? Who are you talking to?
(Popple and Yoshi got nervous)
Popple: (To Raksha nervously) Talking? Oh, just Yoshi here. (To Yoshi) Say, Yoshi, isn't this a beautiful night, hoping to have dinner Raksha brought us?
(He and Yoshi gobble their food down like chipmunks)
Yoshi: Mmm...!
Popple: So delicious!
Raksha: What's going on, boys?
(Popple and Yoshi hesitated. Then Raksha sighed)
Raksha: Please, no more secrets. You can tell me.
(Shaking a bit, Popple and Yoshi finally cracked)
Popple: Okay, we're talking with a new friend! He's in the cage below us.
Raksha: A new friend?
Yoshi: (Nods) Uh-huh.
Popple: He's a nice guy.
Raksha: Well, can I see who he or she is?
(Popple and Yoshi gulped, unsure what to say. Then Raksha went over to the button and, to Popple and Yoshi's concern, she pushed it. And then the cage rose up and, then to Popple and Yoshi's relief, the cage is empty. Raksha got confused)
Raksha: I thought you said your new friend is in there.
(Popple and Yoshi laughed nervously)
Popple: Actually, we were just joking around!
(Suddenly, a sneeze is heard. They turned and saw, to Raksha's horror, Fidget, out of the cage, for it turned out he secretly snuck out due to the cage bars being wide and having no vertical bars blocking the openings)
Raksha: Fidget?!
Fidget: (Nervously) Uh, hi there.
Raksha: Wait until I get everyone!
(She charged towards the palace, chasing a screaming Fidget, much to Popple and Yoshi's concern)
Popple: Oh, boy!
(They hurry after them. Inside the palace, Fidget continued running as Raksha chased him)
Fidget: HELP!!
(Popple and Yoshi caught up to Raksha, but she lunges forward and caught Fidget inside her jaws. By this time, the wolf finds herself sliding on her belly right into the dining room. Figment turns and teleported away just as the wolf crashed into the dining table, ruining dinner. Then as Figment returned, everyone glared at Raksha, who got concerned)
Sheeta's group: (Scoldingly) Raksha!
Trixie: (Scoldingly) What were you thinking, running in here?!
Lavagirl: (Scoldingly) You know you aren't supposed to tear around the palace like that!
(Pazu's group who trust Fidget saw Fidget hidden in Raksha's mouth and Raksha was about speak)
Raksha: (Mouth full) But you don't under...!
(Popple and Yoshi come in)
Popple: Pazu, guys!
Charlie: (Confused) Uh, Pazu, what is Raksha trying to say?
(The group who trust Fidget, now seeing the jig is up, let Pazu try to explain)
Pazu: Okay, listen. Raksha's telling us....
(Raksha spits Fidget into an empty bowl on the knocked over table and to the residents', who didn't know Fidget's redemption, shock, they saw him finally)
Pazu's group: (Sheepishly) Fidget's here.
(Then the palace residents who don't know, except a shocked Sasha, got angry)
Palace residents who don't know: Fidget?!
Charlie: Guards! Get him!
(Hook, Smee, and the guards arrived, with Hook pulling his sword out. Fidget got scared and tried to reason with them)
Fidget: Wait, you don't...!
Hook: Save it for the dungeon!
(Suddenly Leatherhead jumps in and stops Hook)
Leatherhead: Don't you dare, by gumbo!
(Then Pazu's group who trust Fidget came to Fidget's aid)
Hook: What be the meaning of this, Leatherhead, guys, and boys?!
Charlie: (Surprised) Itchy?!
Pazu: Listen to what we have to say, please!
Hook: And why should we, pray tell?
Smee: Actually, he might have a good reason to be here.
Fidget: (Desperately nodding) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hook: There's no need for explanations until...!
(Then, to his surprise, Sasha and even Charlie quieted him)
Sasha: Captain, let them speak.
Charlie: (To Hook) Sasha has a point. (To Pazu's group who trust Fidget) Now, why is Fidget here?
(Later, all was explained and the palace residents, except a livid Sheeta's group and suspicious Hook and his crew, understood. They were now told of Fidget's redemption)
Charlie: So that explains it.
Sasha: And come to think of it....
(They looked at Fidget)
Sasha: You were the only bat who loved strawberries.
Fidget: (Nods) Yep. Strawberries are, after all, my favorite fruit besides apples.
Smee: And you were the only one who looked reluctant to take over Agrabah with the fiends.
Hook: SMEE!!
Smee: (Sheepishly to Hook) Sorry.
(The palace residents, except Sheeta's group, now deciding to accept Fidget, contemplated and then gave in with smiles)
Charlie: Pazu, guys?
(Pazu's group listened)
Charlie: Thank you for telling us.
Sasha: For once, we're glad you brought a former enemy in.
Raksha: Especially those that love Charlie's strawberries.
(Pazu's group smiled, glad to hear that. Then Charlie and Sasha noticed the mess from the dinner disaster and chuckled sheepishly along with Raksha)
Charlie: Sasha and I'll have the servants clean up.
Sasha: Yeah.
(Hook and his crew, except Smee, scoffed)
Hook: (To Fidget under his breath) Riffraff.
(Then he and his crew left. Pazu's group, unaware of how angry Sheeta's group still is, sighed in relief)
Ace: Man, I thought we were done for.
(Noticing Sheeta's group's anger, everyone got concerned)
Itchy: Is something the matter?
(Pazu's group noticed and got confused)
Snake: What'sss with...?
Sheeta's group: (Angrily) You were hiding Fidget all along, weren't you?!
(The palace residents got shocked at Sheeta's group's snap)
Pazu's group: Sheeta, girls, please!
Pazu: We wanted to tell you but....
(But Sheeta's group begins to storm off. They looked back, looking sadly at their lovers)
Adagio: We thought you changed.
Everyone: But...!
(Unfortunately, Sheeta's group stormed out of the room. Pazu's group sat back down sadly as everyone looked at them in concern)
Pazu: We are going to make one lousy "Trusted" assistant advisors.
Sharkboy: Yeah, Sheeta's group hates us now.
Charlie: Don't worry about Sheeta's group.
Sasha: Charlie and I believe they don't hate you.
Figment: Yeah, they're only a little steamed!
(Figment turns into a teapot. He lifted up his body and poured tea into a cup)
Figment: Just give those gals time to cool down, that's all? Want a cup of tea?
(Pazu's group stared at Figment and frowns sadly)
Figment: (Concerned) Not helping, huh?
(Figment tries to offer it to the others, but they politely refused it)
Pazu: (Sighs) I don't get it. Every time my friends and I try to do the right thing, it blows up in our faces.
(With a sigh, Pazu's group then turned and left the room as well as everyone watched in concern)
Raksha: It's my fault my masters are angry at Pazu's group.
Popple: You're not the only one at fault.
(Fidget looked concerned, but then to his amazement, nobody blamed him)
Popple: It was partly mine and Yoshi's fault even.
Fidget: It was?
(Yoshi nods)
Fidget: Hey, you three shouldn't blame yourselves. I should be the one at fault.
(Figment transformed into Jiminy Cricket)
Figment: Let's not blame ourselves. Just let your consciences be your guides.
Fidget: No, no. If Sheeta's group doesn't want me here, I'll leave you.
(Fidget tries to leave when suddenly Figment appeared in front of him as a Jack-in-the-Box. Fidget screams in alarm as he fell to the ground)
Fidget: (Alarmed) Geez! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!
(Figment then transformed into a doctor and held up an X-Ray in front of Fidget's body. Sure enough, there's Fidget's heart, and in good shape even. Then he changed back)
Figment: You really have a good heart, physically and psychologically.
Stellaluna: And if you didn't, Pazu, his friends, and I wouldn't have been rescued.
Leatherhead: She be makin' a good point, ya betcha.
Fidget: (Sighs) But I insist on leaving you.
Figment: But Fidget, look!
(Figment points to a depressed Pazu's group near the lake, sitting holding his legs, burying their faces in their knees)
Figment: They may be so sad, but I think it would help if you do something nice for them.
Fidget: But what can I do for them? I mean, it's nice and fun to help you before, but....
Charlie: Well, for starters, you can try to win mine and Sasha's daughters and nieces over and bring them back together with Pazu's group.
Sasha: And we'll even help you, in return.
Fidget: You will?
(The group nods)
Cynder: Friends to the end.
Spyro: Like she said.
Sparx: And you can take that to the bank.
(Fidget, calmly moved by their offer to help him bring Pazu and Sheeta's groups together again and win Sheeta's group over, thought it over and then nods)
Fidget: It may be tricky, but let's do it. And besides, I can also do (Winks) tricky stuff.
(The group smiled, and then they huddled, as if making a plan to help Pazu and Sheeta's groups get back together and win Sheeta's group over)
Coming up: After using Fidget's reverse psychology plan to successfully bring Pazu and Sheeta's groups together again, Sheeta's group are finally won over by Fidget and during their time getting to know each other, Fidget hurts himself by accident and then comes clean on how he was forced to work for Myotismon's group since his family's death years ago and then after Sheeta's group and Stellaluna comfort him, Stellaluna heals him again. Then after Fidget and Stellaluna have their romantic quality time, Stellaluna is then captured by the villains and they force Fidget into a deal on helping them defeat the heroes by holding Stellaluna hostage.
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Category:Aladdin Parodies
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