Kevin's Song

"Kevin's Song" is the seventeenth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It was released on December 20th, 2020.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Chorus]
Not all your problems disappear
When your family isn't here
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way
Not all your problems are so real
With the house feeling so still
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way
[Verse 1]
A hectic household, all children and no adults it seems
And there's a murderer next door
A nice copper warns about burglaries in the neighbourhood
Enough was enough "I wish they'd all just disappear"
The next day he woke up to a surprise
His wish came true, his house abandoned
Home Alone! He can finally do what he wants
He's made his family disappear, let's make our own Christmas cheer
[Chorus]
Not all your problems disappear
When your family isn't here
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way
Not all your problems are so real
With the house feeling so still
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way
[Verse 2]
Create a battle plan I'm ready for war
Oh God, I've just seen them break in next door
They'll be comin' back, ready for more
But I'll be ready on the ninth bell toll
I've set my traps, I'm making do with what I have
Slippery steps is just the first
Burned hands and faces up next
A spike to the foot, and a flame to the face
Paint cans a double and a simple tripwire
Just to be landed with a face full of spider
Do you give up yet or are you thirsty for more?
You've got a date with a hard brick wall
[Chorus]
Not all your problems disappear
When your family isn't here
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way
Not all your problems are so real
With the house feeling so still
It's late, you've made a mistake
And there's danger on its way