The Bart of War/Quotes

:Ned: Well, the folks at the Senior Center sure will love that peach tree we planted.
:Rod: I wish we could see their happy faces!
:Ned: Sin of pride, Roddy.
:Rod: I'm sorry.
:Ned: Sin of regret.
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:Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well! Looks like a couple of punks are going to be taking the "Last Train to Clarksville"!
:Lou: That's the Monkees, Chief.
:Chief Wiggum: Go wait in the car.
:Lou: Fine... it was The Monkees.
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:Homer: (singing) I am Homer, tribal chief. I am wearing tiny briefs. Braves teach values boys should know. Now extended drum solo.
:(Extended drum solo)
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:Kirk: (proudly) Pound him, Milhouse!
:Homer: You talk tough for a man without health insurance.
:Kirk: (smug) I'm on federal assistance. (Homer punches him in the face) Ah!
:Pyro: You lay off my girlfriend's ex-husband!
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:Moe: Uh.. How did this happen?
:Marge: All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt and teach boys good citizenship... *sobs* ...and now it's a donnybrook! *Starts crying and a cameraman nearby aims the video camera at her*
:Ruth Powers: Uh, Homer? Look at the Screen!
:Homer: Oh, my God! That's my wife and she's crying!
:Groundskeeper Willie: (punches Otto, then stops upon seeing Marge cry) Huh? Oh! Lassie, dry yer tears!
:Otto Mann: Then show us your boobs!
:Drederick Tatum: My God. Why are we fighting?
:Moe: I ain't doing any fighting.
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:Milhouse: Well, Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer.
:Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
:Milhouse: Amen.
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