Leptoproelium providentiae

The Lesser War of Providence (French: La Guerre petite de la Providence, Latin/VML: Leptoproelium providentiae), also known as the Space Bun-Afro Puff Debacle (the sbaps), was a cold war in Moricounie amongst the mourabitean population, which escalated when Andrew threatened an all-out civil war with missiles on national television, then actually went with it after people didn't stop, with 10 missiles actually launching and hitting Moricounien soil.
== Details ==
The cold war started in November 2020 when a white mourb styled her hair as afro-buns and posted herself with the style on. Soon after, what is presumably another white mourb called her out on it saying that it is appropriation.
After a week there were growing tensions amongst the white mourabitean population against themselves for cultural appropriation. Peoples of colour and similar mourabitean populations were similarly angry towards this population for gatekeeping hairstyles over paranoia of racism, and soon it was lined with protest after protest leading up, and even after the country's reconstitutions as Aschsenland the following month, the Consummatelands in February 2021, Moricounie in 27 July 2021, and the Autumn in August and reelection of Isabelle two and a half years thereafter.
Soon in 2026, while Andrew was running along the streets of Marquinton, he notices a fight going out between white mourbs about the same issue. He was very angry, and so he goes on live television with HC Matt and declares the following:"Populii albi moricunenses. Pugnatis hanc pro quid? Problema applicationis schematis capillum a genera non-albi per homines albi ridiculosa est! Hodie anno 1890 non est! Este civilati! Qui estis? Protectores iustitiae populorum? Ibi socialista et progressivista sumus, sed vos ne superpromovebamus; ne sicut utilisatores a Twitter qui pronomina et plurima personalitae in profilia habent sumus! Christianus sum, sed scio que aequalitas socialis nobis possumus habere, nihilominusque capitalistus, religiousus vel communistus. Scio que discriminatio ne bon est, et obsidio est contra noster progressus sicut societas singularis. Sed no. Pro iste, et si ne terminare hac proelium, vos explodam. Ego vobis explodam, cum missila ballistica. Ergo ut amor Deum, vos arrestate!"However, as time went on, the protests started turning into actual gunfights regardless. So Andrew went ahead and actually launched 50 ballistic missiles into the Main Consummate Land.
Out of the 50, 10 were actual explosives and about a hundred thousand people were displaced, with a further threat of a second Reglements period, should they continue. Hence, the people ended up being scared of the threat and stopped fighting and finally ended on an idiotically-late yet amicable conclusion on Christmas 2026.
When outside media asked Matt and Andrew about the situation, Matt said with a deadpan expression that he would do the same to America if they don't stop their own issue, because when Andrew did it to themselves, it stopped.
== Trivia ==
* The event is purely based on an infamous Animal Crossing-related tweet and subsequent fiasco of the same description which gained international attention after being SJW sentiment on a wholesome video game, especially when the two people involved were implied to both be white, and it is all because of the hairstyle, which were afro puffs, being confused with space buns, which was an actual hairstyle in Pocket Camp, and also because of the safe-space-environmentalism that Nintendo imposed on the game. It also ended in December.
* This event is one of the only times Moricounie resembled a communist dystopia, the others being the Autumn and the other, greater Wars of Providence.