Michael Scarn

==Summary==
Michael Scarn was the best top-secret agent in the business. Scarn saved the NFL Pro Bowl game, the MLB All-Star Game and the NBA All-Star Game from Goldenface. Later, he took one day off to run a 20K with Robin Williams, which happened to be the day his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn was killed by Goldenface at the WNBA All-Star Game, which Scarn subsequently blames himself for. Scarn owns a robot butler named Samuel L. Chang. One morning Samuel woke Michael up to say that President Jackson needed Michael for an urgent mission. The mission: find the bomb in the stadium hosting the NHL All-Star Game.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: , with weaponry and via Rage Power
Name: Michael Scarn
Origin: The Office (within the fictional film Threat Level Midnight)
Gender: Male
Classification: Top secret agent (formerly retired)
Age: 57
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, Martial Arts, Stealth Mastery (Is the best top secret agent in the world), Vehicular Mastery, Accelerated Development (Mastered ice hockey over a course of three days), Social Influencing (Seduced Jazmine Windsong into revealing the hostages' location, despite her knowing full well it'll get her killed) and Rage Power (Can get far stronger by channeling his frustrations into an attack)
Attack Potency: Athlete level (Is a trained top secret agent), Street level with weaponry (Possesses guns) and Multi-City Block level via Rage Power (Hit a puck hard enough for it to hit a satellite)
Speed: Transonic combat and reaction speed (Can dodge bullets from a glock extremely up close), with Relativistic combat speed via Rage Power (Hit a puck at these speeds)
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human
Striking Strength: Athlete level, Multi-City Block level via Rage Power
Durability: Wall level (Remained intact even after getting shot by Goldface multiple times, who can blow up a head with a single bullet)
Stamina: Athletic
Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Meters with weaponry
Standard Equipment: Two guns of an unspecified model, hockey stick
Intelligence: At least Gifted (Skilled secret agent, was able to deduce Jazmine Windsong's song was in reverse)
Weaknesses: Memories of his dead wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, still haunt him
==References==
* Threat Level Midnight
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
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