Crash and Spyro Team Rumble (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Crash and Spyro Team Rumble written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Preparing For the Games".
==Plot==
(Before the story, Aku Aku show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)
*Aku Aku: Warning! The following crossover contain spoilers for Crash Team Rumble for one of the Seasons. If you haven't played the game, you will not understand the references. But if you do, you will know what the references are. If you haven't played the game, then that's fine. You can play the game if you want before reading the story. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin.
NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
(In a alternate timeline in 2023, a Team Rumble event is going on in the Tiki Towers as Crash, Coco, Alternate Tawna and Catbat are on the blue team, competing with the red team with Cortex, Female N. Tropy, N. Brio and Dingodile going after the gang through throwing TNT boxes, beakers and regular bombs to reach over the Wumpa fruit ball to score on their goal with Chick and Stew broadcasting the game while reporting live)
*Chick: Hello E-sports gamers! This look like a fun time to roll in with the Wumpa League. Or I'll say, Team Rumble!
*Stew: Holy flapcakes! The contestants are fighting over the ball to score their points like they never wanna quit like football.
*Chick: We see our favorite players going over the ball by scoring their points with big praises from fans awake. But that's not all, they got the best power-ups to use to blast against opponents.
*Stew: Ooh, who's gonna take home the golden Wumpa fruit after the game?
*Crash: *throw a TNT bomb at Cortex* Wah ha!
*Coco: Heads up, Crash! *throw a beaker at N. Brio*
*N. Brio: NO! That was mine!
*Cortex: I was so close on beating you. Curses!
*Alternate Tawna: Don't forget this. *dash at Dingodile*
*Dingodile: Hey, that was my turf!
*Female N. Tropy: Your screams will be painful when you lose. *power blast at Alternate Tawna*
*Alternate Tawna: *dodge the hits and run* Man, she never been this angry as the fight in the end of time.
*Catbat: So long, time girl. *throw a bomb at Female N. Tropy*
*Female N. Tropy: Hey! You better show some respect, or else!
*Catbat: Nice try. Try catching for a cheeseburger or a regular hamburger, ah doo ya?
*Coco: *point at the ball* Guys, the ball!
*Crash: Ooh?
*Cortex: The ball's mine!
*Catbat: Go after the ball, bandicoot boy!
*Crash: Wee! *run after the ball and grab the ball*
*Cortex: No! You're not going to win after a trophy!
*N. Brio: MINE!
*Female N. Tropy: Cheater!
*Dingodile: Get back here, coward! I'm not finish cooking you a bat stew yet!
*Coco: Over here! The goal!
*Alternate Tawna: Reach to the goal! The circle of the pad!
*Catbat: Throw it like a slam dunk!
*Crash: *jump* Wee! *slam the ball into his goal*
*Chick: GOAL! Gamers alike! It look like the blue team has finally won the match against the red team!
*Stew: Crash and his team has finally won the Team Rumble at Tiki Towers! Way a go you guys! You guys are now going to the rumble program for the incoming seasons!
*Crash: Woo!
*Coco: Yeah! We won!
*Alternate Tawna: Great going Crash. You finally beat Cortex's butt once again.
*Catbat: Rock and roll like a rock star!
*Cortex: No! *cries* Har har har. Why do I always get so humiliated?
*N. Brio: No! *smash the crates* Darn darn darn darny darn!
*Female N. Tropy: It's all your fault. We would have won if we weren't close to that wacky bandicoot!
*Dingodile: Oh well. I'm not working at the diner for a week. *shred a tear* I always lose and never win. The negative reviews were right.
*Coco: High five. *high five at the team* Way a go you guys.
*Catbat: We kick some rock in here.
*Alternate Tawna: You guys are on a roll like tacos. How impressing.
*Aku Aku: You guys won. Oh, you're gonna make papa so proud after this season.
*Crash: He he.
*Coco: I wonder how the other timelines are doing in their world, trying to compete for the Team Rumble and win grand prizes like a golden wumpa fruit.
*Catbat: Who knows. You tell us.
*Crash: Ooh?
*Alternate Tawna: There's a whole multiverse out there and the ones are competing are scoring big by making their timelines proud. Every timeline we go to, we make a effort to win and earn the best points we can get to high up our records.
*Coco: Can you imagine in a alternate timeline where we play party games and not just a Team Rumble, but racing in karts and going on a boom bang?
*Crash: *confuse* Ooh?
(In another alternate timeline in the present day of 2013 through the prime omniverse, we see Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna competing against Cortex, N. Brio, N. Gin and Dingodile at Tiki Towers with Chick and Stew reporting live through recaps of previous matches in the Team Rumble event)
*Chick: Greetings! Boys and girls of all gamers, we are now reporting live in the Team Rumble with our favorite competitors competing against each other.
*Stew: They all compete to have fun like playing soccer. We see our latest players like Crash and Cortex going after the ball and scoring from point to point and goal to goal. How can you live up like sport fans by watching the game live and cheer for your favorite players in the scoring program?
*Chick: *show videos of humans and animals competing for the Team Rumble* Legends say "The great Wumpa Games originally came from humble beginnings; springing forth as an off-shoot activity tied to the Wumpa Islands annual Wumpa Harvest. Inhabitants from the various islands would form teams and compare how many Wumpa could be gathered on a given day. What initially started as a light diversion has now grown into a cutthroat competition, filled with the fiercest competitors any dimension has ever seen. This annual competition is such a monumental event that onlookers will even witness hated rivals banding together to become the Crash Team Rumble Champions."
*Stew: For all the people watching, the games will be more than a competition and how many players are going to play to win home the grand prize!
*Chick: In all of our recaps of past games, one of our last players competed and score like no other scorer who can score big as hitting a home run in baseball.
*Stew: The best ones show the greatest hits and how much skills and traits they trained to become the very best they can be at winning.
(Recaps show players like Kanga-Soo, Hypno-Potamus, Kombatt, Red-Back Jaq, Splash Platypus, Rilla Roo, a sumo meerkat and sumo turtle comepeting against each other in Tiki Towers by knocking, slamming, punching and throwing TNT crates at each other)
*Kanga-Soo: *knock out two crates* Show them what you got.
*Hypno-Potamus: *hypnotize Kanga-Soo* Ha ha ha, you'll never win a game out of a mango fruit.
*Kombatt: *throw bombs at Red-Back Jaq* Come on folk. Is that all you got?
*Red-Back Jaq: Never! You are never going to win as a outlaw bug! *laugh*
*Splash: Dude dude dude! I almost reach to the very end of the goal where my points are!
*Rilla Roo: *hop around* Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
*Sumo Meerkat: *run towards the sumo turtle* Ahhhhh! *see the sumo turtle jump* Oh snap. *get slammed by the sumo turtle*
*Sumo Turtle: *get up* Yeah yeah yeah! I am the sumo master! Now who's gonna win me a Wumpa fruit?!
*Sumo Meerkat: *dizzy* Ow. My head hurts.
*Sumo Turtle: Can't beat the rocks.
*Chick: Oh my. I never seen a bunch of people fighting over a wumpa fruit.
*Stew: At least, it's no soccer game.
*Chick: Thank you all for tuning in the Crash Team Rumble News Network. We hope to see you there and compete for the Team Rumble to win rewards and grand prizes!
*Stew: You better stay in fit and join the rumble together by competing with the best players in the world! Are you bringing any dinner?
(The scene shows Chick and Stew watching TV in the live conference in the Wumpa News Network as Chick is about to turn off the TV from watching past Team Rumble events and pack his stuff with Stew while setting up plans for their next event)
*Chick: Well that's enough of that. *press the remote to turn off the TV and get off from the sofa while packing his books and files* Boy, we really hit the TV ratings hard, Stew. Can you believe people are actually watching CTR TV in the modern times more than the last decade where racing events was still ongoing?
*Stew: CTR TV? Are we still doing Grand Prixs or are you confusing me on the whole CTR name?
*Chick: CTR TV. Names don't rhyme. Crash Team Racing TV does the news for racing while Crash Team Rumble TV does the news for the rumbling events like boxing, wrestling and fighting. Like kung-fu! *do kung-fu moves* Hoo hoo ha!
*Stew: Oh. Crash Team Rumble TV! That's it! The name isn't as confusing as the Crash Team Racing name, used for racing events.
*Chick: We're wrapping up for the day by packing up our supplies and turning off the light by clocking out of work.
*Stew: That's sweet! Say, aren't we doing any sign-ups for newcomers who want to compete in the Team Rumble?
*Chick: Glad you asked. *get on his computer* There are a lot of individuals out there who want to compete or have compete before in previous events.
*Stew: I mean, everyone like Kanga-Soo and Splash Platypus have compete in the games once and oh boy, they are the bomb! They receive the most fans than any player in all of E-Sports and how much fan pages, fan arts, fan videos and photos they have been making since they first compete in the games. What could possibly go wrong with these goats?
*Chick: Nothing is wrong with these best players in the planet. For those who have compete in racing once, I need to see them now.
*Stew: Like what are you going to look up and check the flies of any individual player in the games?
*Chick: Let me see who I have on the list according to the profile pictures. *check pictures of players like a turtle-dog hybrid, opera cow, biker hyena, surfer rooster, beaver, mole, skateboarder vulture, Papu Papu, octopus nerd, red panda, bearded mole and bird hawk pirate* So many people who have competed once and have not competed in a while.
*Stew: I mean the red panda almost showed up again as the opera cow. But none of them aren't getting attention or being talked in the internet lately as the last decade.
*Chick: And why is that?
*Stew: I mean, we got a hippo that hypnotize people and a kangaroo that can kick like Ripper Roo. They're the ones that have been getting so much attention lately.
*Chick: Ah. I know who I can get that I need to talk with and how many friends they can invite to join the Team Rumble for the next season. *found the flies of Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna* Ah ha! Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna is what I needed.
*Stew: You're going to be interviewing them for how well they do on the games?
*Chick: No. I'm going to meet them tomorrow morning and tell them about their experiences. I will also be telling them about inviting more of their friends over like we did for racing once.
*Stew: That would be dope! The more people we bring, the more friends they bring to rank up the ratings on records when new people come to play.
*Chick: And that what we're gonna do in the first thing in the morning after breakfast.
*Stew: Oh boy, they better not be sleeping on us when we see them at the front door and how much enthusiasm they're gonna bring into our faces for the next rumble event!
(The next morning in the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna are seen skateboarding in the jungle while skating on logs and jumping on mushrooms while racing in the path)
*Crash: Ah-woo!
*Coco: Yeah! Skate it like it's 1998!
*Crunch: I'm hitting the spot. Oh yeah!
*Tawna: Race me by my size.
*Crash: Ooh wee.
*Coco: I can still beat you by the scores.
*Crunch: We'll see about that.
*Tawna: Almost to the finish line and I'm about close to reaching over to the front of the door of our house.
*Crash: Ah!
*Coco: Wait up!
*Crunch: Don't leave me behind! I hate when I'm always the last one standing in the group ahead of competing in the places.
*Tawna: You should be fast when you're as slow as a armadillo.
(Outside of the bandicoots' house, Aku Aku create the biggest house of cards in the world with the help of Polar and Pura ahead of Crash's gang heading home by skating)
*Aku Aku: And now, the last part is where the rooftop should be. *use magic to place the cards to finish the house of cards*
*Polar: *he and Pura put some cards at the house of cards* Ah.
*Pura: Aw.
*Aku Aku: Great. This is the best house of cards we can make like setting up blocks on display in a toy museum. *see the bandicoots skate boarding on their way back* Oh come on. Why do they have to skateboard in a bad time when I'm about to finish my masterpiece?
*Crash: Wee!
*Coco: Almost there to the front of the door.
*Aku Aku: Oh heck no! Move away from what I'm working on!
*Tawna: Straight into the door!
*Crunch: Slow this skateboard down! *crash on the house of cards*
*Crash: *he, Coco and Tawna stop skateboarding* Ooh.
*Aku Aku: Oh brother. What have you done?
*Crunch: *dizzy* Sorry. Didn't see the house of cards there. Are we getting a second house?
*Aku Aku: No! You ruined it! That was a work of art! How am I going to start all over with this card sculpture? I've been working for two hours since seven in the morning. How will I clean this up and redo everything from scratch again?!
*Crunch: I thought you were making a house of books.
*Aku Aku: No! You ruined it: I took love and effort to create something that you guys will love and no, you have to show up and drift it. Ruined by its burned spots.
*Crunch: Sorry. We were just having a little fun.
*Coco: Great skateboarding race. High five. *high five at Crash and Tawna*
*Crash: He he.
*Tawna: We nailed this race so much than kart racing.
*Aku Aku: Are you going to apologize for my house of cards?
*Coco: Oh, I didn't see the house of cards there. We're sorry.
*Tawna: Didn't see it when we were skateboarding back home.
*Crash: Ooh?
*Crunch: Yet, you got angry at me for no reason.
*Aku Aku: It's okay. Everyone make mistakes. I shouldn't yell at your faces the first time you blew my card house up. Let me do the pinkie swear way. *use magic to rebuild the house of cards* Perfect-o.
*Crunch: That's what I called a masterpiece.
*Crash: Woo.
*Coco: Perfectly done with the use of magic.
*Tawna: It's about time he got it right.
*Polar: Ya.
*Pura: Aw.
*Aku Aku: Just like what I picture in mind.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Coco: It still look cool as a house of cards, right?
*Crunch: Sure is like a sand sculpture of a house.
*Polar: Aw.
*Pura: Purrr...
*Tawna: Let's go have some breakfast.
*Aku Aku: Alright. Here we go.
(Crash and the family went inside of the Bandicoots' house as they celebrate eating some breakfast together with a whole lot of variety to chew on and a drink of Wumpa juice on their cups)
*Crash: *eat a Wumpa Fruit* Ooh la la.
*Coco: Mmm, these biscuit taste good as those muffins. *eat a biscuit*
*Crunch: This is the best breakfast we can offer. Like what can it fit as breakfast food? *eat a waffle*
*Tawna: Think about all the hash browns, bacon strips, fried eggs, sausages and grapes we get served on a weekend. *eat a pancake*
*Aku Aku: You also get a Wumpa fruit as a serving as part of a Wumpa Island nutrition.
*Coco: Anything goes with Wumpa, it all goes on flavors like ice cream and chips. *eat a bagel*
*Polar: Ah. *eat the bread crumbs*
*Pura: Aw. *eat the bagel crumbs*
*Tawna: What else we got besides the triple combo? Waffles, pancakes and French toast.
*Crash: Pancakes!
*Coco: What?
*Crunch: What is going on with Crash?
*Aku Aku: Oh, he's just having a moment. Excited for what he love.
*Crash: Ooh la pancakes.
*Tawna: Crash love pancakes. No judgement needed.
*Coco: What could possibly go wrong if we don't have pancakes with syrup? *hear a door knock* Someone's coming at the door.
*Chick: Hello? Is anyone there?
*Stew: We're the guests here. Open up.
*Coco: I know these voices.
*Tawna: It's Chick and Stew.
*Crunch: What do they want from us when we're eating the best biggest breakfast on the island?
*Tawna: Can't we see we're eating? Duh? We should have put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign before they disturb the wrong kind of people.
*Crash: Ooh?
*Aku Aku: Why not answer the door while we're eating.
*Coco: Alright. Let me go answer it. *open the door to reveal Chick and Stew* Hello?
*Chick: If it isn't the bandicoots, nice to see you!
*Stew: We got a lot to cook up for all of you guys participating in the next season.
*Coco: Chick and Stew, it's you. Also, what do you want?
*Chick: We were just wondering if you want us to come in and ask questions.
*Stew: Questions and answers like trivia and fun facts, you say?
*Crash: Uh?
*Crunch: Why stop in the morning when we're about to have a good day?
*Tawna: You came here like in the wrong time. Don't you got anywhere to go to ask some players a bit favor on your own league of sports?
*Aku Aku: Got anything to say?
*Chick: Uh... we would like to talk more inside of your house.
*Stew: We came all this way walking without using our karts and our legs are getting tired.
*Coco: That's understandable. Why not come inside for breakfast and eat some fried eggs with bacon bits if you like.
*Chick: We already ate breakfast. I had a veggie burger with potato chips.
*Stew: Man, I am always down for a bacon cheeseburger. My favorite! Woo!
*Coco: Very funny, chicken announcers. Get inside. The sun's out there is hot and we're still in the summer.
*Chick: You said it girl. We're going in.
*Stew: I'm gonna feel that in the afternoon if I were a cooked chicken wing from the KFC.
*Coco: Feel to to take some if you like. Do you guys have something to say about us prior to your arrival?
*Chick: Oh, right. We'll have the meeting right on this sofa.
*Stew: Come bring in your food while we talk.
*Aku Aku: Okey doke. We'll have the meeting right here while you guys talk about us.
*Crash: *eat his Wumpa fruit* Ooh?
(Crash's family, Chick and Stew move the sofas together as they sit together face to face to have a meeting discussing about their future in the Team Rumble problem while eating Wumpa fruits)
*Chick: Yum. This fruit is the bomb.
*Stew: It crush so many apples to form into a mango.
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Coco: I love these treats so much. Anyone agree?
*Crunch: They're sure the best and the islands' favorite as with the oranges from Florida.
*Tawna: Who knew people can love these fruits more than apples and pears in America?
*Polar: Ah. *chew on a apple*
*Pura: Aw. *chew on a pear*
*Chick: The taste of a Wumpa fruit crush my soul it make me wanna make some Wumpa juice like Apple juice.
*Stew: No juice like a smoothie can top Wumpa juice or Wumpa Whip at Von Clutch's MotorWorld. In our opinion! Ever!
*Coco: Alright. We heard. Now can we all start the meeting before we fall asleep and get caught not paying attention out of the box?
*Aku Aku: If you can, make it quick.
*Chick: Okay. We'll start right here on a interview style. *see the bandicoots face to face* So you guys. We have heard a lot about you. Your records and staits in the Team Rumble program has been a massive success and talented. We're very impressed.
*Stew: Think about all the weapons, bombs, summons and power-ups you used to blow against the players. Boy, you guys were K.O. and K-o! Well, I mean. Kao! Skaoosh! Shazam! Wowzers! Oooooh wee mama! Show some moves to your supercharges.
*Chick: Are you making some impressions again on victory animations?
*Stew: These guys are the goat like the big W. The big win. So, how would you like to make some improvements to your skills and traits in the future?
*Crash: *think* Uh?
*Coco: Use some fighting skills to show some players a lesson.
*Crunch: Use proper summons like a plant or a Gasmoxian alien to shoot blasters at people faces.
*Tawna: Shooting arrows? That's what I do for a living to break targets through the art of archery.
*Aku Aku: For Crash, he can throw TNT crates on contestants and spin around like a tornado in minutes. Also can throw a big balloon with explosions and fireworks.
*Chick: Good choices. When you all gain points on winning, you boost up a level. That's what I like to see from all the contestants competing in games like these in the future.
*Stew: You guys are beasts. You're the best people we can offer to sign-up and show some skills to the test by brawling, rumbling and beating up people to a whole new league of semester. You guys can practice more on your strengths by dashing through better hits and points.
*Aku Aku: Can't mess with the program like we did on bashing in 2000.
*Polar: Ooh.
*Pura: Ah.
*Chick: That's the beauty and spirit my friends. You guys can help like improving your skills, going up to the next level and gain new points and power-ups on your progress of your battle profile.
*Stew: The trading cards show how many skills you have developed on behalf of your fighting skills.
*Crash: Ah ha.
*Coco: That's good to hear. We'll be happy to improve to a new level without doing the same things to get the same results like repeats.
*Crunch: We're not here to be average, we're here to be awesome! Am I right you guys.
*Tawna: We heard. Can't stop brawling for all of E-sports history. Got some announcements to share?
*Chick: Oh yes. A new season is coming up and we got a whole lot of fun activities and party modes to share with all of you guys with surprises and game challenges.
*Stew: Think about a challenge by getting zapped in the fight or fighting big bosses like the Bearminator. Or, shoot many balloons as you can while capturing the flag with our faces on there!
*Aku Aku: Or hoop on the rings while looping like hula hoops. Also get the most money out of the bank without getting hit by boars and warthogs.
*Chick: By the way, we're trying to look for new players to sing up and join the Team Rumble. We'll be happy to get some new people by the way to join the fun who has not competed in the Team Rumble before like Koala Kong and the Komodo Brothers.
*Stew: We could have use Papu Papu for the big leagues. He fit hilariously to get on track and bump all these contestants with his spear staff.
*Aku Aku: Who can we invite for the next Team Rumble season? You tell me.
*Crash: Hmm...
*Coco: We could get Yaya Panda or Hasty for the games. They could be great to compete with the big guys.
*Crunch: How about Rilla Roo or a sumo meerkat? No. They already compete for the Team Rumble once.
*Tawna: I don't know. All the people we know, I thought they weren't interested on joining the Team Rumble for the next season. Catbat thought they never gonna compete for the games until they changed their mind and join the big leagues in the CTR program.
*Polar: Huh?
*Pura: Ooh?
*Chick: You guys got time to think for any person you want to invite to join. There's no rush on pushing you guys to get the most people we can get to join for the next season.
*Stew: Think about a newcomer who can spit fire out of his mouth or a guy who shoot arrows and wander around in trouble. You know I'm saying?
*Aku Aku: Are you referring to Spyro and Hunter?
*Crash: *realize something* Whoa!
*Coco: Spyro and Hunter? Oh yeah! We know who these guys are.
*Crunch: We first met them when both of our worlds are in crisis of impostors dressed like our allies to manipulate the world to chaos. Also compete them in racing and help us save our island from being cursed by a dark clone of a friend of ours.
*Tawna: These guys are in good shape to compete for the Team Rumble. We should recruit them to join the Team Rumble and compete them for the upcoming event.
*Polar: Rawr!
*Pura: Ah.
*Chick: I knew we would recruit these guys on good timing and yes, we would love Spyro and his friends to join the Team Rumble with us like they did for Team Racing a couple years back then.
*Stew: Our days are going to be fired up on being reignited and soar to the skies of a limit like a bald eagle. He's gonna make me some chicken wings for lunch when he take home the grand prize.
*Aku Aku: We should see them at the Dragon Realms to recruit them for the season. They're gonna love all the brawling and whipping in process of competing in the rumble.
*Crash: Ooh wee.
*Coco: But first, we have to train them in order to get in shape for the event like we did on racing before.
*Crunch: Training them to fight could be a perfect way so they don't get injured by bumping back and forth like bumper cars.
*Tawna: You always exercise first before you can get into those obstacles and challenges.
*Chick: That's right! Once we meet them, we'll train them somewhere around their world like the Peace Keepers or Beast Makers. I'm sure they got those battle arenas where people train to compete in battles.
*Stew: If we're going to see Spyro and his friends right now in another world, where can we warp to get to Spyro's place.
*Coco: I have a lab where we activate portals to investigate into places. Follow us.
*Aku Aku: Things are going smoothly for the program.
(Crash's gang head over to the elevator to Coco's lab as the gang activate the machines to turn on the portals while the computers signal the Dragon Realms to get access to the other world)
*Chick: Ooh wee. You got a lot of science stuff over there to fuel up your machines.
*Stew: Wow! So you are really a experiment like a scientist.
*Coco: You could say both. I'm more of a inventor like our old master you know we all hate, Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Tawna: I hate Dr. Neo Cortex so much more than his guts that I would beat him up in a punching bag when the next Team Rumble season comes.
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Crunch: Cortex never gonna learn how to change. We beat this guy so many times in all of our adventures. He'll never get through all of our inventions to dominate the worlds through a link.
*Polar: Grr.
*Pura: Ah.
*Chick: I wonder how you guys activate your machines to open up portals to worlds.
*Stew: You guys told us about your adventures on how you warped through time and dive in through various worlds in the multiverse.
*Coco: When we work on our machines, we have to link through all the worlds and analyze the origins of the worlds. There are so many coordinates to link our world to theirs and one thing is the secret that get us through a new world to meet with new people.
*Crunch: When a world is cool, we get used to. But if a world doesn't impress us, we loathe it and don't go back to it.
*Tawna: I have to sit through all the sharks and flying bats while teaming up with adventures with Shmathan Trake.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Chick: I see. You go from world to world and jump from world to world. That's pretty clever. You guys are world traveling people I see.
*Stew: Defenders, protectors and adventurous. That's all I want to hear from your records.
*Aku Aku: I think we play it cool, am I right?
*Chick: Boom de boom. You said it.
*Stew: We did the same thing by using karts to meet up with those famous people around the world, same with Yaya Panda from China.
*Coco: Let's get the portals activated and head over to the Dragon Realms.
*Crunch: Dragon Realms, here we come. *activate the portal to the Dragon Realms*
*Tawna: Looking smooth as usual.
*Crash: He he.
*Polar: Ra.
*Pura: Ah.
*Aku Aku: Alright my friends, let's warp to the Dragon Realms to catch up with Spyro and his friends.
*Chick: Just for a heads up, we'll be there on time.
*Stew: Neener neener! *he and everyone warp to the portal of the Dragon Realms*
(Meanwhile at the Dragon Realms, the dragons are living in harmony by flying in the skies and residing on buildings. Outside of the Dragon Castles, we see the goats, oxes and bulls sleeping while a purple dragon chase some sheep while torching them with a yellow dragonfly to follow along.)
*Spyro: *scare off the sheep* Ah ha ha! Get lost, sheep! You got nowhere to bother, but your herd!
*Sparx: Scam off! Pick on some dragon or farm while you're at it.
*Spyro: Oh yeah. Uh huh. That's right. I'm the man. *laugh*
*Sparx: That's my best bud Spyro right here.
*Spyro: Whatever they say. You gotta believe.
*Sparx: Always believe in yourself.
*Hunter: *show up* Hey Spyro. I brought some snacks at the supermarket. I think you're gonna like this one. *pass out the apples to Spyro*
*Spyro: Oh boy. Apples. My favorite. *chew on the apples with Sparx*
*Sparx: So good.
*Bianca: Great seeing you guys. It been a while since training at the Dragon Realms. We got a lot to catch up on our schedule.
*Spyro: Like what? Torching some goats, climbing on rocks and digging holes to collect more gems like moles? The world got a lot of activities to do and everyone is up for it like going to job fairs.
*Sparx: What can go wrong in a day or two?
*Hunter: Can't tell by my running shoes, but we'll make some good progress by catching some fish.
*Bianca: Try working some of your magic if you don't stop dragging your feet.
*Spyro: The Magic Crafters got some cool magic skills to teach at one of the dojos they built for young students.
*Sparx: Anyone can learn magic at any age.
*Hunter: They let the wizards shoot magic everywhere. Like have THE and D'S learn anything from one of the places the Dream Weavers have taught in any of the floating islands?
*Bianca: I bet all the worlds know how magic works and how the soldiers at the grounded worlds like Peace Keepers build weapons to fight for wars.
*Spyro: You can say that again. We're always supercharged enough to defend ourselves from threats like rhynocs.
*Sparx: No gnorc is gonna bite us through the dust. *see a portal open up* What the?
*Hunter: Are we having visitors over?
*Bianca: How are we having visitors when a portal is opening up through the grass?
*Chick: *he and everyone emerge from the portal* Top of the morning, look how bright the world is.
*Stew: It's like the world has torch over some sheep in the middle of the shape.
*Coco: The sun's still shining on the realm, right brother?
*Crash: *see Spyro* Ooh.
*Bianca: Wait a minute, we know these people.
*Hunter: Is that Crash and his company?
*Spyro: Crash! Welcome back buddy.
*Crash: Ah!
*Coco: It's good to be back at the Dragon Realms.
*Sparx: Welcome back!
*Aku Aku: Good to see you again Sparx.
*Hunter: You guys are here for a play date?
*Bianca: What the? Who are those chickens?
*Chick: We saw you guys before. You may remember us when we act as the announcers for CTR TV during the Grand Prixs.
*Spyro: Oh yeah. I know who you guys are.
*Stew: Racing in your world, beating Hasty for the holidays and fighting back Oxide and Velo in order to save the universe? These events were bangers!
*Spyro: More than going on the run after fighting my dark self and escaping the Dimension of Screams with Mr. Crumb.
*Hunter: I'm confused. Are you giving out tickets to a racing event or something?
*Chick: Oh. We're announcing all of you guys that the Team Rumble program is now open. A event where players fight in brawl by throwing the most Wumpa fruits to win a prize.
*Hunter: What? So we're fighting like we're in boxing and wrestling?
*Stew: Yes. The Team Rumble it is, also known as the Wumpa League and Wumpa Games. We're inviting you to come so you can participate and compete with one of the most powerful players in all of E-sports history.
*Spyro: Count us in. We have the power to go supercharge and fight with the most strength and skills with traits.
*Hunter: I can shoot arrows and throw bombs if I like.
*Bianca: Um, they're not gonna let you shoot arrows in a competition like the Team Rumble match.
*Hunter: What? I always bring in my bow arrows to shoot like I did on the targets in training.
*Bianca: You still can't keep up with your running shoes.
*Crunch: Boy, we gotta tell everyone that you guys are going to be competing in the Team Rumble match.
*Tawna: The more you win, you win a lot of rewards like goodie bags and loot boxes.
*Polar: Ooh.
*Pura: Ah.
*Spyro: Great. Nestor and the Council of Elders should know about this cause, these guys are in charge of all of our magic and everything that guide within the continents.
*Chick: I hear ya bud. Where should we go meet this Nestor guy?
*Stew: Is he at the castle? You guys are outside of the castle, right?
*Spyro: *confuse* Uh... that's my place. The Dragon Dojo is where we should meet up with the council and Nestor.
*Chick: Oh! Okay, our bad. The Dragon Dojo is where the Nestor guy lives with the council.
*Stew: We should really get going to the Dragon Dojo right now if you ask.
*Bianca: We'll stop by the Artisans first to catch up with Nestor. He'll take us to the Dragon Dojo by one of his portals.
*Coco: We should get going and find that Nestor guy.
*Crunch: I hope the big guy take us all the way to the Dragon Dojo.
*Tawna: We'll remind them back there that a new season is coming up.
*Spyro: We'll have the portal working in no time to get to the Artisans.
*Sparx: Right behind you. *activate the portal*
*Coco: Ooh, it still works.
*Crunch: Let's hit the town.
*Tawna: Right at it.
*Crash: He he. *he and everyone emerge to the portal*
(At the Artisans, Crash and Spyro's gang arrive at the town as they walk through Stone Hill by greeting some dragons over as well meeting up with Nestor)
*Spyro: Here we are to the Artisans!
*Crash: Whoa!
*Chick: Holy baby eggs. This place is looking gorgeous as a scrambled egg.
*Stew: Never seen a world with all that worldbuilding built upon magic.
*Hunter: It's the same old Artisans as before.
*Bianca: Nestor should be here around the area.
*Aku Aku: Let's get going and find the big guy in charge.
*Delbin: Hey guys. Looking good in picture.
*Artisan Tomas: Rock on with the wind boys and girls.
*Argus: Enjoy your stay. Don't burn too much. *eat a watermelon*
*Gavin: Stay fit my friends.
*Artisan Astor: There's a whole lot of treasure to be stored in the chests.
*Sting: *wave* Hey Sparx.
*Sparx: Hi Sting.
*Sting: Looking sharp.
*Sparx: My color changes like I just do not care. *giggles*
*Spyro: *found Nestor on the statue of him* Hey Nestor!
*Nestor: Oh, hi Spyro. Good morning to you.
*Spyro: We got some friends visiting from another world.
*Coco: Hello there.
*Nestor: Hi. Great seeing you all.
*Tawna: Two of these announcers would like to speak to you.
*Chick: Wow. Look at you. You're sharp in shape. Who knew a dragon can be as big as a yeti?
*Stew: Your world is in good hands and know what your competitors want with the magic system.
*Tawna: I didn't say to judge him. I say to announce him something!
*Chick: Oh. You want me to announce to Nestor? Our bad.
*Stew: Thought we're in some stylish competition or something.
*Nestor: It's okay. Go right ahead.
*Chick: My friend, we have a upcoming Team Rumble season going on. If you don't know what the Team Rumble is, it's a annual event competition where players brawl through the limit and rumble to win prizes and collect many Wumpa fruits to reach into their goals.
*Stew: We also do challenges there within the Wumpa League, also known as the Team Rumble. It's always four people competing against four people to fight and win through many battles in E-sports history.
*Nestor: So you're all competing for a battle competition, huh?
*Chick: Uh huh. Many people compete for challenges and events like fighting, playing and even competing for sports.
*Stew: When they win challenges and events, their level go up in their player card.
*Nestor: Interesting. I like the sound of the Team Rumble event you guys are going for, like football and soccer combined with boxing.
*Sparx: We're all going for the Team Rumble.
*Aku Aku: Also, do you know if you can activate a portal to a quick shortcut to the Dragon Dojo where the Council of Elders are.
*Nestor: Yes. I can take you guys there to the Dragon Dojo. Why you need to go to the Dragon Dojo for?
*Spyro: We just needed to talk to the elders about the Team Rumble the chickens are hosting.
*Hunter: We also need a training arena to put into our limits and practice rumbling for the games.
*Bianca: I hope they give us a good training room to train for the games.
*Nestor: I see and know what you want. I'll take you to the Dragon Dojo by the use of the portals.
*Coco: We can do that if things go well.
*Crunch: We are going well after all.
*Tawna: Great knowing you, even through you're a good friend of Spyro.
*Nestor: That's correct. I'll have the portal activated so you guy can go to the Dragon Dojo to meet up with the council.
*Chick: We'll be taking credit from here. Great to have some respect from you.
*Stew: Great leaders take great responsibilities to great successes.
*Nestor: *activate the portal to the Dragon Dojo* Go right now. Enjoy your meeting with the Council of Elders about your Team Rumble event.
*Chick: I'll be fried up as a scrambled egg.
*Stew: Make me a chicken stew with matzo soup.
*Crash: Woo.
*Coco: Okay friends. Let's go to the Dragon Dojo.
*Spyro: This is it. This is the way to Tomas' place.
*Aku Aku: Let's-a go.
*Sparx: Right there to ya. *he and everyone head to the portal of the Dragon Dojo*
*Nestor: So long friends. Behave yourselves. Hope the council know what's going on with the games. I'll be off to Town Square, helping Nils to finish off his tower statue. *walk off*
(At the Dragon Kingdom, Crash and Spyro's gang arrive from a portal as they enter the gates to the Dragon Dojo and heading to the entrance of the place)
*Crash: Ooh.
*Spyro: Wow. The Dragon Dojo is sure looking bright as always.
*Hunter: It feels like in good shape. It's the same old Dragon Dojo as always.
*Bianca: Never knew the place has gotten bigger since the first time we came here.
*Coco: Who knew a lot of dragons would come here to train some kung-fu.
*Tawna: They're better off learning some material arts more than karate. I'll be chopping down those plank wood in karate class.
*Hunter: I thought Moneybags was a two-time national champion in boxing that he even beat up few yetis and orcs during his time as a boxer.
*Chick: Who cares about him. That guy is just as greedy that he want everyone to pay 10,000 gems during their visit in the worlds.
*Stew: Ten times than the Wumpa Bank being filled up in the Team Rumble leagues.
*Spyro: Let's just get this over with to move on from Moneybags and go to the Dragon Dojo already.
*Crunch: I guess you don't have to worry about that fat bear begging you to pay up for everything for a bit.
*Crash: Ooh?
(Inside of the Dragon Dojo, the Council of Elders are present as Master Tomas use his powers to observe the worlds through a globe and check what's going on in the realms)
*Tomas: It is a peaceful day in the Dragon Realms for a dragon's age and everything is going well.
*Magnus: Look how happy the worlds are right now. There have been no gnorcs or rhynocs attacks ever since the summer time.
*Titan: I bet those dummies were trying to spy an attack on us by using egg thieves to steal some of our treasure.
*Astor: Almost all the treasures in all the worlds have been stored so the bad guys don't lay their dirty hands on them. Do you know how many times these dummies try to lay a finger on our chests and don't know how to act while messing with our fences?
*Cho Lei: Calm down Astor. We know how to figure this out. Tomas, do you know what's going on and what is the reason why we need more protection and better security to prevent intruders from coming in?
*Tomas: When Sensei Ragnar and Old One Horn were living, they used a lot of power to protect the world from harm. Bad people like Gnasty Gnorc and Ripto failed to destroy the realms when we got so much power on our gates that lead to bombing them out of here. There is so much power tense that we totally knock those rhynocs and gnorcs during the war at the Dragon Kingdom few summers ago.
*Magnus: No gnorc is gonna throw a axe out of our towers.
*Titan: That does it. No more bad guys wrecking through our walls.
*Astor: We are getting sick and tired of wars all over the world and we don't need them again for pete's sakes!
*Cho Lei: No wonder why the leaders of the unique realms like the Dream Weavers couldn't handle all of this when we elders can handle everything to balance the continent and top everything on top and out of place like titles sandwiching together in a meter.
*Tomas: We elders rule this kingdom and the realms. The other leaders like Nestor can take care and govern their states while they're at it.
*Fonsworthy: *show up* Master Tomas, the visitors are arriving at the Dojo!
*Tomas: Visitors. They are just at the little window in the hole of the front door. Bring them in.
*Fonsworthy: At your service. *open the door to reveal the guests over*
*Coco: Oh, I didn't know the door open by itself. I thought we were going to be greeted by security guards on our way without a knock.
*Crunch: Standing still like being sharp as a pencil.
*Tomas: Hello my friends. Welcome to the Dragon Dojo. Make yourself at home and don't be shy to step in the floor.
*Spyro: We'll be happy to come.
*Fonsworthy: Come on in, ladies and gentlemen. *let the guests over*
*Chick: Holy chicken fingers. This place is really a Dojo.
*Stew: I thought China and Japan got these unique cool features on the top of a ceiling. Even the slide doors when entering a place.
*Aku Aku: It is I, Aku Aku. Council of Elders, it is a pleasure to see you all again since the Crash Team Racing Grand Prixs.
*Tomas: Hi Aku Aku. We are expecting some challenges and gifts from you.
*Aku Aku: Anything you like to ask, just give me a call.
*Sparx: Standing in shape like cubes.
*Crash: *wave* Ah ah.
*Coco: We got a lot of things to catch up on our tight schedule.
*Crunch: So many chores and tasks to clean up.
*Tawna: We'll get it done when we get it done on time.
*Polar: Ah.
*Pura: Aw.
*Magnus: You guys are here for an important meeting? Then it gotta be important.
*Titan: Anything important that can woo us in our beliefs.
*Astor: I hope it's not boring than having to sit through the credits after the end of a movie where the actors playing the other characters are just plain awful.
*Cho Lei: You got anything to tell us?
*Chick: Yes ma'am. We got a announcement on behalf regarding on the Wumpa Games, known as the Team Rumble.
*Stew: I hope you all will be amazed on what we're gonna say about the games.
*Tomas: Go right ahead. We'll be happy to hear.
*Chick: Listen up! There is a upcoming Team Rumble event going on. The Team Rumble is a annual event where players put their limits to brawl and fight to collect the most Wumpa fruit in their banks and win big. Aside from that, players battle against one another in teams and earn many points to win prizes.
*Stew: We do a lot of challenges within the Wumpa Games and how many people compete for the games over and years to score big and win a lot of fans on their reception.
*Tomas: Oh wow. You guys are going for the Wumpa Games, like the Olympics? That's pretty interesting to hear.
*Cho Lei: We would love to compete if we were going to recruit our favorite heroes to participate on the games.
*Spyro: We should be the ones competing cause, we have already compete in events before like speedways and go-kart racing.
*Crash: Uh huh. Eee eee.
*Coco: Crash was there and everybody else including Ripper Roo.
*Crunch: I later raced in 2005 during the chase before the crash at Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Tawna: Me and the Trophy Girls who would later form as the Nitro Squad later raced in 2006 during the Nitro Tour Grand Prix.
*Chick: We have always been live broadcasting through all the sports entertainment leagues since the late 90s.
*Stew: Running in the 90s, eh?
*Spyro: I was running and fast as fire when the gnorcs storm the Dragon Realms to trap my friends in statues.
*Aku Aku: The Ancients would approve what we have done by bringing good luck to the world.
*Sparx: Can't say for nothing else, but good deeds.
*Astor: No troubles, no manipulations, no tensions, no being underwhelmed by conflicts, it's all good.
*Hunter: I can get caught up if I'm not being distracted by non-topics and out of place borders.
*Bianca: If we are going to train for the Wumpa Games, do you have a room we can offer to train for the games.
*Tomas: Oh sure. I have a training room right there for you to train for the games.
*Chick: Uh... it's too small for a training room. We're gonna have to need a bigger one since all the places they compete in we're big like the Tiki Towers.
*Stew: I demand a room, bigger than a mountain with floating platforms and moving objects like trees.
*Tomas: So you want a training room that is big, huh?
*Bianca: You're demanding a big training room so we can train with all of us competing for the games?
*Coco: Yes, it's true. We trained in big arenas before the big games.
*Crunch: I wonder where we are going to find a place to train in for the next Team Rumble season.
*Tomas: There is a place in the Magic Crafters where objects and platforms move smoothly and can offer you a training room to get you in fit and good shape.
*Coco: Wait, really? Where?
*Chick: Is it the mountains where the cock-a-doodle doos cock in the morning to wake the whole world up?
*Stew: What if it's a three story building like a headquarters?
*Cho Lei: Cosmo knows as we should go to the Magic Crafters to find him and get a good training arena to train you guys in.
*Spyro: I'm down for it. We're all fired up and ready to train once we get to the Magic Crafters.
*Hunter: We could have offer a training room in one of the places in the Dream Weavers like the Haunted Towers. But never mind.
*Tomas: Fonsworthy, activate the portal to the Magic Crafters so we can go and find Cosmo on our way.
*Fonsworthy: I'll be happy to help and plus-a-delic. *activate the portal to the Magic Crafters* Go in if you may.
*Tomas: This is it you guys. We are now going to the Magic Crafters to find a good place to train in.
*Spyro: Let's go you guys. We got some training to catch up before the games.
*Crash: He he.
*Aku Aku: Hope Cosmo is present to rent us a place to train.
*Sparx: All in for the snow mountains full of magic. *he and everyone walk to the portal of the Magic Crafters*
*Fonsworthy: Alright. My work here is done and time to head back to Dragon Shores to continue watching over the fountain of the Great Sea Dragon. *walk off*
(Meanwhile at Cortex's Castle, many of the lab assistants are present at work as some are building armors and weapons and some are shooting blasters at each other by knocking out many guns, beakers, microwaves and shields during their work on the tables. Cortex and his minions are seen working in the office with empty experiment cages and computer screens being turned on with the cameras of the Wumpa Islands while the minions are minding their own business with Cortex doing some paperwork at his desk.)
*Cortex: Blasted tarnations. I have never win before in my life. I will get my revenge on the bandicoots and show them mercy for the price of one!
*N. Brio: Dr. Cortex, the new serums are ready to be used for new machines.
*Cortex: Great. Take them to the engine room if you may.
*N. Gin: Dr. Cortex, we have found out that the snakes have lay eggs on their new nest.
*Cortex: Oh great. I wonder when the eggs are gonna hatch so we can take these babies and create new experiments out of them.
*N. Tropy: Isn't taking all the baby animals consider a theft?
*Cortex: Excuse me? I have taken every single animal for years to mutate them all to become my henchmen.
*Tiny: I'm a henchmen too. *open his claws* I got sharp claws and peel soda cans out of their lids!
*N. Tropy: Great. Do whatever you have to, but to take more animals and create more mutants out of them for your next attack.
*Cortex: I have time to plan my next attack on the bandicoots once in a while. I'll go check on my henchmen to see what's up.
*N. Tropy: Any day now. You got work to do.
*Tiny: Feasting on the job.
*Dingodile: Morning to ya, boss.
*Pinstripe: Heh heh heh. Woke up this morning, got myself a gun. Is that all I need to say?
*Komodo Joe: Don't sssssslay, or face ssssssssurrender!
*Komodo Moe: You heard my brother!
*Koala Kong: *smash a weight* Ugh! The secret is in the diet! Watch and learn. *crush up a soda can* There. All crumbled up like a paper ball.
*Ripper Roo: *hop around* Whoa! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
*Fake Crash: Uh?
*Cortex: *get off his desk and walk to see how's everyone doing* Everyone is having a rough day today. We have been failing since day one and never a single win in our entire lives. What can go wrong in our schedule?
*Nina: Uncle Cortex, the microwave's overheating.
*Cortex: The what?! *see a sandwich being cooked up in a microwave* Oh, it's just a sandwich being heated up. What a misunderstanding, Nina. Do you know any better to get on your nerves?
*Nina: You're hallucinating, are you?
*Cortex: Of course not. What are you going to give me? Peanuts? Clams? Gummy worms? And burned mashed potatoes? Give me a break about people making excuses over giving out sense.
*Uka Uka: *show up* DR. NEO CORTEX!
*Cortex: Oh, Uh. Mr. Uka Uka. Hi, *laugh nervously* It's the big evil mask in the house.
*Nina: It's that evil ancient spirit again.
*Uka Uka: What do we have here for today, uh? You are smearing some problems on your lab coat, are you?
*Cortex: What? No. I look good for good. Dressed perfectly according to my dress code.
*Uka Uka: Just messing with you like always. I heard the bandicoots left their world with the chickens to somewhere else.
*Cortex: Huh? Where?
*N. Tropy: Uka Uka just said it. According to his senses, the bandicoots have ran off as heard on one of the screens.
*Cortex: How do you know if the bandicoots left their world to travel somewhere else.
*N. Gin: We'll use the computer right here to track them down, sir.
*N. Brio: Yeah. We got a lot of worlds to locate like always.
*Cortex: *track down the worlds on the computer* I'm going to look for the bandicoots on where they headed. *track down a alternate world where Alternate Tawna is fighting Female N. Tropy on a futuristic city* Nope. That's not it. *show the tenth dimension with Evil Crash killing some army ants in the Wumpa Islands* No! Ah! Scary! Go back! *show Mr. Crumb in his mansion summoning some ghosts with Digger, Grumbler, Mr. Crool and Thorn Thing bowing down to him* Ah! Real scary! Even worse than the last one! Return! *track down the bandicoots' house* There. Perfect.
*N. Brio: Boy, we would have been scared off if one of the screamers crap up our pants.
*N. Gin: I'll throw up in the bathroom if that happens.
*Cortex: No more fart jokes! I am getting tired of the same jokes over and over when we do villainy work in the lab. Also, where are they headed? That point to my question. *watch the bandicoots with Chick and Stew heading to the Dragon Realms through a portal* Interesting. They're at the Dragon Realms with... *see the gang meeting Spyro, Hunter, Bianca and Sparx* Spyro the Dragon! I knew that ruthless cocky dragon would team up with the bandicoots again for one next trick. I need a recruit team-up!
*N. Gin: Are you sure you're inviting some people over for the next Team Rumble season?
*Cortex: Yes. I'm gonna have to invite some people I know to take down the bandicoot and dragon.
*Nina: Ooh, can I come?
*Cortex: Everyone is coming, including you. I know someone that I worked with for long time and will be making an alliance again to take down our enemies.
*N. Brio: You mean the Ripto guy?
*Cortex: Ripto, I know who Ripto is. I'm going to bring him over at the Chateau Ripto to have a talk with the dinosaur. That madman know what's cooking and when to shoot the enemies down.
*Uka Uka: You have access to Ripto's world, right?
*Cortex: Yes. Promises are promises. I'll open up to Ripto's world to have a talk with the temper anger dino lord and make a new plan with him.
*N. Tropy: What if the plan fail like last time like all of our failed attempts?
*Cortex: Trust me, it won't fail this time. I'll activate the portal right here and go through the hole to confront the dinosaur. *activate the portal to Chateau Ripto* Yes. It is time to meet up with the warlord. *laugh*
*Nina: Go for it Uncle. You can do it.
*Uka Uka: Make it quick. We got some unfinished business to wrap up.
*Cortex: It will pass. *laugh and walk to the portal to Chateau Ripto*
(Meanwhile at Chateau Ripto, the Riptocs are on duty as some are marching and some are building weapons and armors for wars as the army is training for battle and knocking every one of them down in battle. At the throne room, Ripto is seen watching Gulp and Crush train as he felt annoyed on why his army can't do things right in his life)
*Ripto: Aw rocks. What a horrible day. Minions can't get my jobs right and henchmen always losing in battle. What a wuss. They'll never learn how to become army people like the rhynocs. *see the Riptocs on the way* Hello Riptocs. Can I help you with anything?
*Riptoc #1: Lord Ripto, your dinner has been served. *serve him boneless chicken wings on a bowl*
*Ripto: Boneless chicken wings! That's what I wanted! *eat his meal on a bowl* Yeah. Crunchy as a chicken tender.
*Riptoc #2: Hope you really liked the food we cooked for you.
*Ripto: Good. Now talk! Any news to inform me?
*Riptoc #3: I heard the purple dragon have brought some friends over from the Wumpa Islands.
*Ripto: Oh gosh. Tell me about it.
*Riptoc #4: They have meet up with the dragon elders and inform about a upcoming event in the Wumpa Islands. Also, they're going to the event to participate to compete for the goal.
*Ripto: Grrr. I knew these news are bad news to me.
*Riptoc #5: Mind as well doing some set backs with your crew before facing off the heroes?
*Ripto: I will do what I always do for work. *call out his henchmen* Crush and Gulp! Front and center!
*Crush: Yes master. We're here front and center.
*Gulp: Hail to the lord.
*Ripto: Good. Friends, we know what's up.
*Crush: Anything you like to ask.
*Gulp: Does it has something to do about throwing a pizza party?
*Ripto: No you barnacle head! Have you lost your minds?! The dragons have teamed up with the bandicoots again! It's a crime! A disaster! They know what they're gonna do to us!
*Crush: Sound like bad news to me and crushing for a meatloaf.
*Gulp: We better kill them all for lunch.
*Riptoc #1: You heard them Ripto. We'll plan to kill the bandicoot and dragon right away on our new plan.
*Ripto: Yes. I will be unstoppable and no one will beat me to the rotten of the core near the meanest mode. *evil laugh as a portal open up* Huh?
*Riptoc #1: What's this?
*Cortex: *show up from a portal* It is I, Dr. Neo Cortex! *laugh* Great to see you again my old friend.
*Ripto: Oh. It is you again as always? What do you want?!
*Cortex: Ripto. Long time no see. Haven't seen you for a while. What's up? Did you bring in any ribs and sweet potato fries on the go?
*Ripto: No. I'm not even hungry for the moment. Why did you ask?
*Cortex: Well, I thought we were going to hang out together at Dingo's Diner at Mosquito Marsh, but the place closed down today since Dingodile is training for the next Team Rumble match. Oh, what am I thinking? We should have gone after the heroes for a moment.
*Ripto: How do you know that we're going out to some restaurant like Avalar Fried Chicken. Don't you got anywhere to go, but to stalk me?
*Crush: Uh, what is going on?
*Gulp: I don't know. Some misunderstanding?
*Cortex: Uh, I wasn't stalking you. We were going to team up for a alliance.
*Ripto: A alliance! Like always! That's what we should have been doing all the time since day one.
*Cortex: Everyone keep saying the same thing. Every villain is up to take over the world and rule it for world domination.
*Ripto: I'm up for world domination too. You know, I got my own army and my army would be happy colliding with your own army to take over our worlds.
*Cortex: Either one way or another, we will strike against the Wumpa Islands, the Dragon Realms, Avalar and the rest of the universe.
*Ripto: Can't say for more, or two! *laugh*
*Cortex: At least, I got friends with me that would put up a good show like a school play. *bring his army over* Come on in my big rascals.
*Uka Uka: *he and everyone show up* Yeah yeah yeah. There's a party going on right here.
*N. Brio: We're here Mr. Cortex.
*N. Gin: What about it?
*Cortex: Mr. Ripto here know that we're going to go after Crash and Spyro in the meantime.
*N. Gin: Yes! Just just old school.
*N. Brio: We're going to be rich.
*N. Tropy: How exciting. Hope time doesn't run out on me in the making of this heist.
*Ripto: With your people, we would be unstoppable immortals and unruly gods.
*Cortex: I wouldn't say unruly gods if we were one of the weakest links to the group. Your army is even superior than me. So, we'll merge ours into one.
*Crush: We'll squeeze them and squash them like bugs!
*Gulp: Eating them like sugar cookie dipped chocolates!
*Nina: Ugh, do we even get to say in this?
*Tiny: We got the guns ready.
*Dingodile: Flame them with fire.
*Pinstripe: Got some guns loaded up with bullets. This is gonna be hella fun.
*Koala Kong: *feel his muscles* Rawr! Feeling strong like the wind.
*Ripper Roo: Ooh wee!
*Fake Crash: Uh hoo.
*Komodo Joe: There will be ssssssssurender.
*Komodo Moe: People will suffer when we strike the lands.
*Riptoc #1: Anyone up for some boneless chicken wings?
*Dingodile: Chicken wings! *eat all the boneless chicken wings*
*Riptoc #2: Oh brother. We could have separate the food to others to share.
*Cortex: Great Dingodile! You didn't even leave some for us!
*Tiny: Come on! I was starving!
*Dingodile: Boys and girl, I didn't ate breakfast for a reason. I was hungry!
*Cortex: Why can't you cook up a meatloaf while you're at it, smarty pants!
*Crush: That's not fair. We should have gotten the boneless meals first!
*Gulp: Welp, I miss it.
*Ripto: So, first plan. We'll conquer the Dragon Realms. Second plan, we'll kill our enemies and third plan, we'll end the worlds on fire and rebuild it under our images.
*Cortex: Uh... how about we conquer the Wumpa Islands first? It's real easy since all the islands in the coast are part of the Wumpa Islands.
*Ripto: What? Why can't we destroy the dragons first, then take over your little tiny island.
*Cortex: I have a home in one of the islands. We're going to have to upgrade the castle into a flying rocket ship.
*Ripto: That is like the dullest idea I've ever seen. Why can't we destroy your home and move all of your stuff into my castle so we can set up technology there and target on individuals better!
*Uka Uka: There have been a misunderstanding here. Can we just destroy the worlds and rebuild the worlds in the name of me?
*Ripto: Not now, evil mask! I'm suppose to make a deal with this simpleton.
*Cortex: Why are you calling me a simpleton you jerk?!
*Ripto: And now you're calling me a jerk. What is wrong with you, potato head?!
*Crush: Oh jeez, this argument will not end well.
*Gulp: They have no patience.
*Cortex: Why are you mocking me when my plans are indeed better than yours!
*Ripto: I may have succeed plans before when trying to rule Avalar. They are far better than your boring plans when making the mutants!
*Cortex: How dare you mock my creations like that and my people?
*Ripto: The only way to bow down to a future ruler like you is me! I'm the only one who will plan on conquering all the worlds and turn everything to Riptonia over Cortexland. *evil laugh*
*N. Gin: Why are they fighting now? I thought we were going to team up.
*N. Brio: This is a outrage! We must stop the fighting and just go with it.
*N. Tropy: Uh uh uh. Let them finish their conversation before we go.
*Cortex: That's it! We are parting ways together! Thought the reunion was going to work out. But no! It's a failure! I am never going to work with you ever again and never will work with idiots that disrespect leaders' decisions like you!
*Ripto: We are leaders after all! So we should be making our own darn minds before you throw a temper tantrum like a baby!
*Cortex: Screw you all. You guys don't know how to act right when we're in the middle of world domination and now we have to kill our own enemies separating like squashing bugs at Mosquito Marsh!
*Ripto: Fine! You can go kill Crash and Spyro without me! I'll go kill them first before you!
*Cortex: You're always late on them when you don't do the job right!
*Ripto: Then why shouldn't we shoot them earlier when we first met and failed the world domination in the first place!
*Cortex: Why can't you get things right and make some good sense like what the doctors say over apples keeping them away!
*Ripto: My magical tour is even better than your poor inventions seen in old college fairs!
*Uka Uka: *stop the argument* ENOUGH! We are no longer working together as we will focus on shooting our enemies by ourselves. My crew, let's go. Back to the lab!
*Cortex: But boss, we're leaders. We're suppose to be making decisions together like managers.
*Uka Uka: You should have said something best to your old friend. But you words weren't strong enough to keep the conversation going.
*Cortex: Ugh. I blew everything before I can shoot these dinosaurs up.
*N. Brio: Aw man. We failed.
*N. Gin: I thought we were going to celebrate.
*Nina: Lame. Always lame.
*Tiny: Tiny is MAD!
*Dingodile: I'll be burned toast with rotten butter.
*Riptoc #1: Sir, can we bring them back. Maybe we can finalize a new deal.
*Ripto: Go away.
*Riptoc #2: My guy, but, we...
*Ripto: *furious* GO AWAY! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DEALS!
*Riptoc #3: Yes sir. We're outta here and leaving you alone. *he and the Riptocs flee*
*Cortex: So. You couldn't live up to my expectations, didn't you?
*Ripto: Go away. Show's over. I'll make my own decisions now.
*Cortex: You know. Friends don't go back on making promises after failing to make promises. We failed to make promises and we blew it this time.
*Ripto: Just like what happen to Hunter and Bentley at Gloomy Glacier.
*Cortex: *furious* Grrr! I'm out! Goodbye. So long! Hasta la vista. *he and everyone walk back to the portal as the portal closes down*
*Ripto: Silly Cortex. You would never be a smart scientist like the dumb nerd with the N on your forehead.
*Crush: Are you alright, boss?
*Gulp: You're not being yourself today.
*Ripto: Cortex and I, broke up. Our partnership has ended after nine years. Never again with the smart brains. We're going to conquer the worlds ourselves before Cortex can lay his hands on them.
*Crush: You were great friends with Cortex, but not anymore.
*Gulp: We could have gone to his lab and blast a laser to burn down the islands.
*Ripto: Everything is a failure nowadays. Not even that one time when I lay a finger on a dumb rhynoc! *throw his scepter to the ground* Ugh! I had it with Cortex! He's out of my life now.
TO BE CONTINUED
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