TV's The Life

TV's The Life is a song from the upcoming 2019 play.
== Lyrics ==
Mike Teevee: Don't interupt me!
I am Mike Teevee.
So the reason why I watch TV
Is because my surname is 'Teevee'.
Oh yeah, oh yeah! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's the Life! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's definitly televisioning!
TV'S THE LIFE!
Please be quiet!
Go on a diet!
My surname's 'Teevee', shiets,
Because I watch TV, you fiets!
Oh yeah, oh yeah! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's the Life! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's definitly televisioning!
TV'S THE LIFE!
Oh yeah, oh yeah! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's the Life! T-T-T-T-T-T-V-V-V-V-V-V-TV!
TV's definitly televisioning!
TV'S THE
TV'S THE
TEEVEE'S THE LIFE!!