UncleGrandpaFan112's "Criminal Truth" AU

This page is for a user by the username UncleGrandpaFan112's Criminal Truth AU. On November 25th, 2020, this person decided to edit over other people's work with their own AU. Editing over other people's work is prohibited on this wiki, as everyone is entitled to have their own fan content untouched. However, I, Mother-zombie, recognize and appreciate the creativity and artistic merit that went into the creation of this Uncle Grandpa AU even if I personally disagree with it. Rather than punish the offender and completely wipe their AU off the planet, I decided to compile and dedicate an entire page to them for their AU as they have written it, and hopefully, if they do come back they will know next time to keep their content on their own page instead of editing over other people's work as that's just common courtesy! 
UncleGrandpaFan112, feel free to make an account and expand on your AU if you'd like!!! I appreciate your creativity and had fun reading your ideas for the characters even if I don't agree with them.
==WARNING==
This AU may contain ideologically sensitive material and coves some adult content that may not be suitable for kids! TW: Rape, Murder, Drug Use, Necrophilia, and BDSM
==Criminal Truth AU Edits==
*Uncle Grandpa: Uncle Grandpa is a tyrannical ruler in Saudi Arabia. He, along with his party, force people to mine cobalt so he can sell it at a higher price. He is at the top of the FBI's most wanted. In a standoff with FBI in 2013 Uncle Grandpa was shot in the right hip and would suffer an injury that would cause him to limp for the rest of his life.
*Giant Realistic Flying Tiger (Human): Giant realist flying tiger was convicted in 1997 for multiple accounts of grave robbery, and general misconduct of a human corpse. She is a psychopath and very vindictive, also charming. She is also a tiger.
*Pizza Steve: Pizza Steve is a narcotics distributor operating in the Manhattan area. He has had numerous partners over his life, none of which lasted, and all of which are now dead. Pizza Steve is the leader of a drug ring which operates from coast to coast. His reported earning, which mainly come from narcotics, MDMA and Crack Cocaine, is about $13 million. He has murdered a total of 127 people throughout his career, all of which had got into his way and paid the price.
*Frank Herbert: Frank Herbert is a convicted sex offender from the Orange county in Florida. His trial was very fraudulent, with Frank yelling obscenities at everyone involved, including the witness. Frank, before his conviction, had a large history of violence and it all culminated on 5/11/2001 when he got in a standoff with police, for attempted grand theft auto. Frank Herbert had escaped the Orange County Corrections Department 4 times being rescued by his associates each time. During the 4 prison break,outs all of Franks associates wear full bullet-proof riot gear and wield MG-42 LMG's. All attempts to raid the Corrections Department have been successful. Frank's main source of income is stealing from stores holding valuable material.
*Isabella Pahlke: Isabella had met Stacy during college where they would become friends. Because of their relationship Izzie would end up helping Stacy in mutilating dead bodies. Izzie would get herself out of her work with Stacy and move to Iraq, where she became a spy for the Iraqi government. Not much is known after this as her time working for the Iraqi government is kept very confidential.
*Tanezumi: Tanezumi is a serial murderer and rapist. She would seduce her victims and/or convince them she can help with work around the house. During that night she would detain her victims and rape them and then murder them in the morning. She has reportedly raped and murdered at least 12 people.
*Mr. Gus (Human): Mr. Gus is gay. Mr. Gus has a tattoo on the inside of his right thigh depicting Uncle Grandpa and him holding AK-47's back-to-back
*Pizza Clive: Pizza Clive is one of Pizza Steve's past wives and is also one of Mother-zombie's fan characters. He makes his first appearance in Pizza Steve's bedroom in a bondage position. Pizza Clive is currently on the run from LAPD after a failed robbery attempt. Clive is also extremely suicidal and likes to see his own blood in any way he can. Clive is caught cutting his wrists daily, and every here and then Clive will cut his penis and will merely watch as his boner will leak blood all over the floor, which he won't clean. He will also occasionally marinate food in his own blood that he collects through cutting. Clive doesn't take too many pictures of himself as his skin is mostly made up of scar tissue. Clive also has abnormal balding patterns as cutting on the scalp will prevent new hair from ever growing back, but nevertheless he will dye his hair black weekly.
*Stacy (Different Stacy): Stacy is a necrophile, who digs up corpses divides them up and sells them to the highest bidder. Due to her line of work, she has little assistance, but the little who help her make a big impact. Until they are useless, where they then become the product. Stacy was always interested in the medical field, which ended up getting her into medical collage. This is where she interacted with her first dead body, she would then dropout of college to move into a mobile home which would allow here to move from graveyard to graveyard. She has a meat grinder and butcher station inside of the mobile home where she processes the dead bodies, and sometimes uses them for her own sexual pleasures.
*Анастасия "Honey" Семёнов: Radical Russian Tsarist. Lots more on the actual page. 
*Sarah Nac: As a therapist, Nac met Cheesepuff Mike as one of her patients. He was diagnosed with schizophrenia, psychopathy and was an extreme narcissist. Mike was also a very well known crime boss in the city of Atlanta, Georgia, he was feared amongst all, including police officers. Mike would eventually be caught and sent to a mental ward, where he would meet Nac of course. Mike was very charismatic and was able to convince Nac to fall in love with him and because of her love for Mike she would do anything for him, even going as far as getting him weapons. They would eventually escape the mental ward together and for months Mike would mentally abuse Nac, driving her insane, but she still stood by him because she was also crazy for Mike. Mike would end up taking Nac to a chemical plant in downtown Atlanta. Mike would push Nac into one of these vats, bleaching her skin white and fully breaking her mental state. She became as crazy as Mike. They would live out their life together as crime King and Queen in Atlanta, doing whatever they please.
*Emperor Barack Hussein Obama II: Obama fun facts! Turns out he's pretty nice after all.
*Veronica Adrienne: Veronica has a never-ending love for Sans, a character from Toby "Radiation" Foxes "Undertale" and it drives a lot of her life decisions. Veronica has been at every comic-con just to try and meet somebody doing a cosplay of the skeleton character. Since the game came out she was often seen drawing small doodles of the character, even getting a tattoo of Sans just under her belly button that points towards her vagina. Veronica though has sworn her virginity for the one she truly loves, Sans, but will give an over the pants hand job to anybody that can do a good enough impression. She has also been charged with 12 counts of grave robbery, 12 counts of mutilation of a cadaver and 12 counts of trespassing between the years of 2015 to 2023. These charges are always because Veronica collects skeletons to try and get closer with the character. Veronica was facing prison for life for her charges but instead pleaded insanity on all accounts. She now yearns to see her skeleton lover while she waits in a padded room bound in a straight jacket.
*Rose Lily Peach: Rose is a transgender female, being born a man, Rose only changed her name and gender after moving to St. Louis, Missouri in 2012. While living in Los Angeles, California in 2004, Rose was a gay stripper, working in the Dirty Banana. She would Start her nights off by getting a customer and taking them into her room. The customer would then be offered a drink and if they accepted they would be asleep in 3 minutes. This gave Rose plenty of time to take wallets and anything of value from the target, just like Cardi B would do. This happened so often that eventually people got the courage to speak up and tell the police, which forced Rose to move and change her name.
*Party Duck: Party Duck is a very skilled wood-worker and even has his own shop in Wheaton, Illinois. On September 17, 2003 Party duck cut off his left wing at the base in a chop-saw incident. Part Duck was then helicoptered from his shop to the nearest hospital. During the re-attachment surgery the doctors had accidently sewed on his wing backwards. Instead of getting the wing corrected, Party Duck kept the backwards wing and he is now able to reach for things behind him.
*George Bogosian: George suffers from low functioning down syndrome and it affects all aspects of his life, but he also inherited an unknown sum of money from his dead parents. All that is known is that he got enough money to make sure he never works again. George has been convicted of kidnapping, battery, and assault and is a convicted sex offender. These charges were accumulated when George would kidnap children in his gray van. George had first gotten his commercial drivers license, thinking he needed it to drive a van, when doing this he had to hide his down syndrome diagnosis from the DMV. When doing this George ended up accidentally eating his birth certificate. Eventually George would go to school zones where he would grab children walking home from school and rape them. George thought this was acceptable solely because of his down syndrome. He would then take the bodies and boil them down to the bone then hide the bones in his walls. He was only caught when his air conditioner needed repair and the repairmen found human bones in his attic. George is currently serving time in the Duval County prison as the state couldn't find any evidence of George having down syndrome as he destroyed his documents getting his license.
*Tinley (Different Tinley): Following an increase of stabbings within the city of Kabul, Tinley sought to reap some of the fame and become something of a modern day Jack the Ripper. However she was sloppy and was eventually captured by Afghanistan police, leading to an incredibly corrupt trial. Due to evidence planting and things of the sort Tinley ended up getting charged for domestic terrorism and was sentenced to 10 years locked up in Pul-e-Charkhi prison. Following her release in 2020 she decided to actually earn her sentence she served and got in contact with a group known as Al-Qaeda where she would, despite the incredibly sexist views held by the group, rise up the ranks and become a military leader. She would later die due to being gunned down by a M134 Minigun in the siege of Kabul performed by the Al-Qaeda group and a statue would be built of her once the city eventually fell to the violent group.</nowiki>
*Miya Parker: Miya is a well known criminal, and she was first arrested at 10 years old for conspiracy against the government. After that, she traveled around the world with the secret terrorist organization, The 9 Nines. When she was 12 years old, she traveled back to the United States, and began wreaking havoc on every day citizens. She had also employed a homemade torture dungeon in his basement, where she held her victims while she got information out of them. When she turned 13, she returned to the 9 Nines and became an international assassin. Before she had turned 15, she had taken out 1500 people, and gained millions of dollars. Afterwards, she was released from the 9 Nines, for, quote, "being addicted to murder, and is too lustful for blood." After taking her millions from the 9 Nines, she went to a casino, and gambled it all away, drunk from her riches. She then moved in with her grandma, and has been working with her ever since. (Also some fun facts on the page).
*Belly Bag's First Presidential Kiss by UncleGrandpa112: An amazing thrilling novel that, contrary to the title, was written by UncleGrandpaFan112 NOT 114.
*Flame 'Guy' Fieri is a world renown cook originating from Southern California. Flame has opened many restaurants in their name, and even expanded into reality TV. Flame has been revealed to the general public as a crippling homophobe by CBS and BBC, so much to the point where Flames job has been at stake. In an event in 2006 in a hospital in Vallejo, California an infant was hurt after Flame stormed in the hospital and started yelling at workers he perceived to be part of the LGBT+ community. In 2007 they were still upset at these workers so there was a rule for every restaurant to give any queer person different colored meat that would give them horrible bowel problems in the coming week. This was only made public in 2014. In the year of our lord and savior 2019, he immediately married Angelina Joli literally the second she left the divorce court with Brad Pitt. He has been helping her through the trying and terrible divorce and has been trying to support her kids despite being a homophobic homosexual trans male. 
*Aranea Von Spinne: Aranea was an up and coming salesman in Albuquerque specializing in selling carbon monoxide detectors to suburban families. She was the lead salesman in her company amassing as much as 50 thousand sales per year. Her specific brand of carbon monoxide detector became known statewide and eventually nationwide. She made obscene amounts of money quickly shooting her up to Albuquerque's prestigious upper class. However, unbeknownst to her, the detectors she sold were all defective and lead to sweeping deaths across the nation all because of her. The unbearable weight of the guilt that this brought on her caused her to go mentally insane. On October 15th 2002, she was seen running down i-40 completely naked and babbling complete nonsense. In another instance on March 8th 2003, she locked herself in her own basement for a period of 3 weeks. When she was eventually discovered by Albuquerque PD, the basement was painted wall to wall in her period blood. It was a horrific scene. She was admitted to the New Mexico Behavior Health Institute on April 30th 2003. It is reported that her mind is warped to a degree where basic speech is difficult. She may babble on for hours or relinquish to herself for days. New Mexico has had to pay multiple thousands in damages she has caused in that institute alone. In an incident in 2011 Aranea strangled a fellow patient at the hospital. Following this incident she was put in solitary confinement where she remains today. 
*Miya (different Miya) is a feminist and in her movement she is trying to promote women's rights. To do this she wished herself to have a medical degree and was the first woman to do surgery on another woman without any causalities. After her medical achievements she decided to open a women's rights amusement park. It would be centered around characters she called 'shwomen'. Shwomen are a creature she created using her medical knowledge. She would remove the uterus from human women and implant them into sheep. This procedure was made after countless public announcements and was even streamed on twitch. Many animal rights and humanitarian groups attempted to stop the procedures but it was still greenlit as the feminist movement backed Miyas every word, maybe as another wish of hers. These Shwomen were believed to be fully conscious and were regarded as such in the theme parks as they roamed around. These characters boosted customer moods so much to the point where Miya is 'shwomen' in money.
*Tammy Finch: THE TSA INCIDENT 1/26/2016- On a crisp January morning, as she was crossing TSA to board a flight to New York, Tammy Finch was reported turning to the nearest TSA agent and whispering "don't be a hero" before crossing the checkpoint. Upon being detained it was discovered that she had absolutely no contraband on her that would make her dangerous. Years later she was discovered to have schizophrenia possibly explaining this altercation with TSA. 
*Chester Warbler Zarke: On February 21st, 2022 the popular web game "Wordle" was hacked and had the word of the day changed to '"boo". Chester went to complete the daily Wordle and upon failing it had a heart attack as the word "boo" appeared on his screen. He was part of a global phenomenon as billions died as a result of heart attacks caused by the scare. The event led to what is now know as the 2022 funeral increase where funeral profits absolutely exploded as a result of the many dead. Chester's funeral was held on the wrong date leading to only his parents (who were hosting) attending.
*Pizza Marinara Celeste Starzone II made a lawsuit against a company that manufactured zebra stuffed animals. They had cameras and microphones that would watch anybody who had one. The lawsuit was ultimately won by the company as anybody who bought the animal signed a contract on their receipt. 
*Mi-U: Mi-U has a long history of hate crimes and alignment with hate groups. Her affiliation history includes groups such as the Boogaloo Boys, QAnon, The Proud Boys, and more recently the KKK. She describes herself as a "purebred of the master race" and advocates for ethnic cleansing, and eugenics (not too different from Nazi Germany). She is currently a leader of a KKK denomination located near Earlington, Kentucky. Surprisingly, this particular sect is rarely mentioned by KKK leadership as their practices are considered "too far" even by KKK standards. Due to corrupt leadership in Earlington, they are allowed to get away with it all as they pay off the single sheriff in the town. 
==Gallery==
criminal truth au.png|some doodles of Criminal AU by UncleGrandpaFan112
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