Distortedd League Baseball (Topps Project 70 Fanfiction)

This Story Is Also Included With Jonathan Washington's 1984 Modernized Designed Card As An Companion The Obvious Being That Jonathan's 1984 Card Design Depicts Him With His Iconic Two Eyed Appearance Which Was The First Time He's Been Depicted With The Correct Look The Whole Plot To This Story In Particular Was Jonathan Washington Who Was An New York Yankee 3rd Baseman Looked Up In The Sky When Suddenly An Large Mysterious Object Flew Past Jonathan Washington Jonathan Puts On His Wide Black Sunglasses And Applied Eye Black Carrying His Black Louisville Slugger Bat The Object Started To Glow Jonathan Really Didn't Like Where This Was Going As Everything Around Jonathan Started To Become Distorted As The Swirly Eyed Distortedd Logo Started To Glow And Fired Distorted Beams Rapidly Three Of Which Jonathan Ducked For Cover It Hit Major League Baseball As The Players Started To Become Distorted This Is The Very First Crossover With Princess Nine
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Jonathan Washington-Jonathan Washington As Depicted In His Modernized 1984 Card Design Jonathan Wearing An New York Yankees #13 Jersey With J.Washington On The Back Jonathan Wearing Wide Black Sunglasses With Black Eye Paint Jonathan Wore Long White Yankees Baggy Pants And Black Cleats Jonathan Wears White And Dark Navy Blue Batting Gloves Swinging His Black Louisville Slugger Bat Towards An Pale Multicolored Squiggly Lined Baseball The Square Panel Shows Jonathan's Face With Wide Black Sunglasses With Black Eye Paint Underneath And An Stubble Beard Which Was Jonathan's Modern Look He's Had The Story Begins With Jonathan The Only One Who Is Not Distorted Jonathan Seeks Out Answers To The Problem Jonathan Then Was Directed To The Goddesses Of Baseball As Seira Morimura Giggled And Said Oh My Goodness Jonathan Is That You? Jonathan Chuckled And Said Yeah It's Me I Have An Big Problem Apparently Some Wacky Distortedd Eye Shot Out Distorted Beams Which Effected Every MLB Team Seira Morimura Gasped And Said We've Heard About What Happened I Believe The Culprit Is Distortedd Jonathan Scowled And Said I Should've Known That That's Who Caused This Mess Jonathan Says The Only To Restore This Back To Normal Is If We Take On Distortedd's Team Of Distorted MLB All Stars + Distortedd Herself Koharu Hotta Says But Where Do We Fit Jonathan In Our Lineup He's An 3rd Baseman With Power Izumi Himuro Says He Could Be Slotted 4th Seira Morimura Says That's Great Ryo Hayakawa Giggled And Said We May Be Contact Hitting Team But There's One Person That Can Go Yard And That Is Jonathan Himself In An Bonus Sequence Jonathan Found Himself Standing On The Distortedd Eye Logo As Distortedd Giggled And Opened Her Cyclops Eye As She Said You Must Be Distorted's Jonathan Washington Jonathan Laughed And Said Yep Which Is Obvious Due Having Two Eyes Plus His 1984 Card Is Loosely Based On Distortedd's 1984 Juan Soto Distortedd Giggled And Said That's Actually True If You Compare My 1984 Juan Soto Card To Distorted's Modernized 1984 Jonathan Washington Card There's Two Obvious Changes You Looking Like Yourself Albert Pujols Bashed An Cycloptic Version Of Himself Out Of The Park Jonathan Said Damn Albert You Have Beef 
Seira Morimura-The Team's Lead Off Hitter And Second Baseman Distortedd Stymied The Bats With The Exception Of Jonathan Who Has Homered Off Of Her Proving That He Is Distorted's Creation This Confused Distortedd As Distorted Can Be Seen Giggling In The Stands Holding Her Topps Project 70 1984 Jonathan Washington Card Up Her Jersey Number Is #4
Hikaru Yoshimoto-Hikaru Yoshimoto Giggled Seeing Jonathan's MLB Highlights Prior To This Unfortunate Accident Jonathan Was Smacking Balls Out Of The Park Hikaru Yoshimoto Was The Team's Starting 1st Baseman And Batted Second Her Jersey Number Was 3
Koharu Hotta-Koharu Hotta Was The Team's Starting Center Fielder And Bats 3rd In The Order Koharu Hotta May Not Be As Well Known As Jonathan In The Baseball Community But She Is Well Known In Japan Her Jersey Number Is 8 
Izumi Himuro-Izumi Himuro Started The Season As The Team's Starting 3rd Baseman Batting Cleanup With Jonathan Being Her Backup Izumi Himuro Was Doing Pretty Good Posting An .308 Average With 25 Home Runs And 97 RBI And Was On Pace To Hit 40 Home Runs And Potentially Amass 140 RBI For The Season Wearing Her #5 Jersey However Distortedd Decided To Be An Douchebag And Nailed Her In The Head Rendering Her Unconscious Jonathan Exacted Revenge By Smacking The First Pitch He Sees Over The Fence Jonathan Gets Drilled In The Back As Jonathan Charged The Mound Much To The Shock And Horror Of Coach Ayumi Kido Jonathan Nailed Distortedd In The Head With His Helmet In Retaliation Distortedd Screamed As She Realized Her Eye Was Gone And She Was Faceless Akin To The Fucci Jonathan Card Which Was In The 1990 Style Except Fucci Gave Jonathan An Face Like Fucci Did With Other Jonathan Cards Which Was Jonathan's Normal Face But With Vice Principal Luna's Eyes Coach Ayumi Kido Giggled And Said That's Exactly What You Deserve For Beaning Our Player As Jonathan Took 1st Base Izumi Himuro Was Never The Same Again Posting An .252 Average With 28 Home Runs And 99 RBI And Her Production Fell Off Significantly Posting An Abyssal .242 Average With 15 Home Runs And 64 RBI Jonathan Received More Playing Time At 3rd Base Izumi Himuro Had An Unexpected Resurgence As An Designated Hitter Being Able To Contribute Offensively They Ended Up Crushing The Distorted MLB All Stars 28-3 Jonathan Homered 3 Times Izumi Himuro Homered Twice Distortedd Giggled And Said Well I Guess Have To Honor My End Of Agreement Jonathan Says Yes You Do Distortedd Sighed But Then Giggled And Said It Was My Fault As The Distortedd Eye Logo Disappears Reverting Everything Back To Normal 
Yuki Azuma-Yuki Azuma Is # 7 And Plays Left Field Yuki Azuma Gained Newfound Respect For Jonathan After Distortedd Disappeared Back Into The Distortedd Dimension The MLB Season Kicks Off As Normal Manager Ayumi Kido Giggled And Said You Probably Should Join Our Team We Need To Reach The Koshien Championship We Have The Roster To Contend For One Jonathan Jokingly Said He's Under Contract With The Yankees Seira Morimura Joked That She Was Actually Drafted By The New York Yankees Way Back In 2004 With The 13th Overall Pick