Headhunters 2: The Sweet Sixteen

== Introduction ==
This week's congratulations goes to @FFDraftScott, last year's week three beheading. So far, all three teams who were eliminated in September of last year have survived to play into October. Our two newcomers, Shotti and Carole Pigskin, have also advanced off the might of their waiver adds. So that must mean a veteran has lost his head... 
== In Memorium: Bobecue Chicken ==
Perhaps the loss of Bad Boys was too much for Bobecue to bear. How else can you explain benching Mo Allie-Cox for Drew Sample? 
Bob is the latest victim to have his season (and his neck) cut short due to injury. Averaging 180 points coming in to week 3, Bob seemed set up for at least a mid-season run. But Davante Adams was sidelined with a hammy and Duke Johnson was also downgraded to out by being Duke Johnson who is NEVER GOING TO BE GOOD NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE GETS DRAFTED IN THE SIXTH ROUND. In a skank league like this, early injuries to big players are a killer. 
Bob also suffered from having the worst starting QB in the entire league. I mean literally, Teddy B ranks 23rd this season among quarterback scoring through three weeks and every single team owns a QB who is better than him. There is even a free agent who is better than Teddy Bridgewater, and it's MItch Trubisky. So Bob would have almost been better off starting a player who was so shitty he got benched than starting Teddy Bridgewater.
Bob may not have made it as far as last season, but at least his championship prospects lasted longer than the New York Giants'. 
Until next time Bobecue:
== New Releases ==
Well, they're warm bodies I guess:
#Davante Adams
#Chris Carson
#DK Metcalf
#Chase Edmonds
#Julian Edelman
== Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020) ==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Team 	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
Steve Blackman's Nun	19th 	N/A
Bad Boys 	18th 	9th (-9)
Bobecue Chicken 	17th 	7th (-10)
== Week Three Bidding Results ==
Week Three Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Alvin Kamara 	Carole Pigskin 	$512 	$501 (@FFDraftScott)
David Johnson 	Carole Pigkin 	$216 	$201 (@FFDraftScott)
A.J. Green 	@FFDraftScott 	$154 	$121 (LiveWithIt)
Jerry Jeudy 	LiveWithIt 	$91 	$69 (It's Blitz! Track 2/Gore-Ronavirus)
Le'Veon Bell 	Henry VIII 	$22 	None
Wayne Gallman Jr.	A Team Has No Name	$19 	None
Dion Lewis 	Henry VIII 	$19 	$12 (Clydesdales)
*Kamara may not seem like he's worth half a budget but when he scores half your team's points his value seems to supersede any impending bankruptcy. 
*Henry VIII is doing a great job of bringing in guys who may be helpful to them starting around Thanksgiving.
*It's Blitz is back to his old tricks with the 69 gag. It stops being funny around week 12 when $69 is enough to outbid every other team left. 
Last Year's most expensive week three player: Todd Gurley ($369)
== Money Spent Per Week ==
With the expansion of the league, obviously there are fewer players to bid on in the early goings, but I'll be curious to see if this week matches what was spent in week two last year (when there were also 16 teams remaining). 
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020)
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1173 (12 Players)	$1339 (7 Players)
3 	$1033 (7 Players) 	$1902 (15 Players)
==Week Three Results==
Week Three Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1(9) 	The Guilloteam 	225.04
2(6) 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	224.21
3(11) 	Out of Luck 	210.56
4(17) 	Carole Pigskin 	209.96
5(2) 	Gore-ronavirus 	203.18
6(3) 	LiveWithIt 	182.20
7(13) 	@FFDraftScott 	179.74
8(4) 	Last Coach Standing 	178.27
9(5) 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	161.45
10(1) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	155.23
11(16) 	Clydesdales 	150.29
12(15) 	A Team Has No Name 	147.60
13(12) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	147.27
14(7) 	Shotti's Bugatti 	137.27
15(8) 	Cam Shaft 	121.84
16(14) 	Henry VIII 	117.35
17 (10) 	Bobecue Chicken 	100.11
18 	Bad Boys 	0
19 	Steve Blackman's Nun	0
* Biggest Climber: Carole Pigskin (^13)
* Biggest Faller: Hasta Laviska Baby (v10)
== 2020 Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Henry VIII 	ALIVE
2 	Bad Boys 	2
3 	@FFDraftScott 	ALIVE
4 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	ALIVE
5 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
6 	Shotti's Bugatti 	ALIVE
7 	Clydesdales 	ALIVE
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	ALIVE
9 	Cam Shaft 	ALIVE
10 	LiveWithIt 	ALIVE
11 	Bobecue Chicken 	3
12 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	ALIVE
13 	Carole Pigskin 	ALIVE
14 	Last Coach Standing 	ALIVE
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
16 	Steve Blackman's Nun	1
17 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
18 	Gore-ronavirus 	ALIVE
19 	A Team Has no Name 	ALIVE
== Kings of the Castle ==
===1. The Guilloteam===
You know you've got the luck of the Irish when you're rolling out Fitzpatrick, Cobb, and Jimmy Graham in the year 2020 and they're doubling their projections. 
===2. Neck-Fix and Chill===
SO weird that the two teams that drafted together are the top two this week. I'll have whatever they're having. 
===3. Out of Luck===
This team name gets more ironic the more weeks they finish in the top five with two starters combining for 0.90 points. 
===4. Carole Pigskin===
This team went from starting Jalen Richard to Alvin Kamara. Chubb/Kamara in a 16-team league is unfair good, but you get what you pay for in Headhunters!
===5. Gore-ronavirus===
This is the Lady Gaga team of the year. I'm looking right at it and I still don't know what it looks like. How the hell did this team break 200 with Michael Pittman, Hayden Hurst, James Robinson, and Tre'Quan Smith? Oh, and Atlanta's defense. Does that even exist? 
== On the Chopping Block ==
=== 16. Henry VIII ===
Good thing Commish benched Mark Andrews to help with his waiver priority. He would have really climbed the rankings with those extra 5 points! 
=== 15. Cam Shaft ===
The biggest challenge for Cam Shaft will be surviving his TE injury. Losing Goedert may mean a bid on Mo Allie-Cox, unless he's comfortable rolling with Logan Thomas (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit).  
=== 14. Shotti's Bugatti ===
On a scale from Bugatti to Nissan Cube, I'd say Shotti is operating at about a Chevy Spark.  
=== 13. It's Blitz! Track 2 ===
Took a hit due to Julio Jones injury, but things still are not great at runningback for Blitz unless somehow Darrell Henderson continues to score 28 points every week. 
=== 12. A Team Has No Name ===
I feel like this team is 5th worst every week. Am I wrong? Anyway, tough to stomach what I'm about to say: this team would have done a lot better if they had benched T.Y. Hilton for Braxton Berrios. God, 2020 is the WORST. 
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Bobecue Chicken 	153.32 	3
Bad Boys 	131.35 	2
Steve Blackman's Nun	96.56 	1
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Bad Boys 	10.17 	2
Bobecue Chicken 	17.24 	3
Steve Blackman's NUn	23.20 	1
== Rulers of the Kingdom ==
2020 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	212.79
2 	Hasta Laviska Baby	240.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	225.04
Worst to first in two weeks for Guilloteam like you read about.
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
2020 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	The Guilloteam	119.86
2 	Carole Pigskin	135.28
3 	Henry VIII 	117.35
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 09/29/20
Player 	Total Budget
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$1000
Out of Luck 	$1000
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$1000
Ya Hate to See It 	$1000
Gore-ronavirus 	$1000
Cam Shaft 	$1000
Clydesdales 	$1000
It's Blitz! Track 2 	$993
A Team Has No Name 	$981
The Guilloteam 	$940
LiveWithIt 	$909
Henry VIII 	$902
Last Coach Standing 	$886
@FFDraftScott 	$761
Carole Pigskin 	$272
Shotti's Bugatti 	$150
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Steve Blackman's Nun	0
Scary thought of the week: Five of the top six teams through three weeks have their entire budget left. 
See you all next week (unless I'm beheaded). As always, happy bidding!