Super Macho Man

== Penis length ==
Many scholars debate on Super Macho Man's penis length. Most agree that it is somewhere between 5.5-7.8 inches long. Some sources claim that it is as small as 3.2 inches. These numbers are approximate, and of course count his penis when fully erect.
== List of Criminal Offenses ==
* In 1989, at 16 years old, he was apprehended by police for driving drunk
* In 1992, at 19 years old, he was imprisoned for illegally obtaining millions of U.S dollars via a fake scam company. For some reason, authorities allowed him to keep the money, and he had to spend 12 hours in federal prison.
* In 1995, at 22 years old, he was tried for vehicular manslaughter whilst under the influence, since he ran over a mother and her infant son while driving drunk. Unfortunately for the mother's husband, the jury was filled with teenage girls, and Mr. Man was smoking hot at the time so he was found innocent despite there being video evidence
* In 1999, at 26 years old, illegal material was found on his hard drive. Super Macho Man bribed the officers and he avoided having to register as a sex offender
* During numerous points between 1999-2004, Mr. Man would bail himself out of jail for numerous charges of Assault & Battery
* In 2006, at 33 years old, Super Macho Man blatantly killed a guy on the street. He was once again found innocent
* In 2007, at 34 years old, Super Macho Man was sued by a former girlfriend for not paying child support. Despite having the better lawyers, Mr. Man lost the case and was forced to pay his former lover $10,000,000 USD
* In 2008, at 35 years old, Super Macho Man killed his former girlfriend, a motive was never found by police. Mr. Man was found guilty, but was only sentenced to 7 years in prison because the judge thought he was nice and didn't mean to hurt anyone
* From 2015-2019, Super Macho Man would pay numerous visits to a rich people island resort. I'm sure nothing illegal happened there
* In 2020, at 47 years old, Super Macho Man was convicted of sexual abuse towards various minors and was sentenced to life in prison. Although his sentence has the clause of him being allowed out for WVBA fights.
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