Horatio Hornblower

Horatio Hornblower (pronounced: Whore Ratio Horn Blower) had the biggest, baddest pimp hand in the galaxy.
He was born Jack Craps and came from a long line of people who were mercilessly made fun of. He decided to break tradition and legally rename himself as soon as possible. He chose the name Horatio Hornblower because it seemed harmless enough.
He was once a Captain, during the Space Napoleonic Wars, when Starfleet fought Space Napoleon.
His long, uptight career spent in space, left him disenchanted and very horny. His life was forever changed when his Yeoman, a very leggy Vulcan named Selar, asked him to assist personally with her Pon farr.
Soon thereafter, he left Starfleet, keeping his captain's jacket, because it was rather pimp. 
He owned and operated several brothels containing Orion slave girl, Trill spot girls, and Vulcan babe girls. 
This large enterprise was co-managed by DaiMons Shlok, Smutt and a series of other Filthy Exploiters as well as skilled pianist Madame Quadrella.
He was the hero and personal inspiration for both Jimmy Hoffa and William Bush.
Christopher Trout admitted, under duress, to "occasionally frequent" his establishments.
The USS Voyeur often docked at his ports.
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