Samus LInes

All these charcters are Zeros, I'll change them out like Varia-bles,
Call me Ridley's Ellen Ripley, destroy these weirdos with missiles!
Was inspired by Link's game, but now I Super Smash him like my Bro,
I've faced baby Metroids more dangerous than these puny Amiibos!
Shocked the world with my gender, I'm a breakthrough for feminism,
And I'm more memorable than any Other gaMe you'd be reminiscin'!
You're immature, let me tell you that your loyalty is clearly misguided,
I made Nintendo what it is today, boys, don't you get too excited!