Vintage Rose(Floralities)

I made this page at 5am. Everything was done in Classic Editor except this sentence, and my grades dropped pretty low while I made this.
I don’t regret it.
also I think UCP just RUINED THIS WHOLE THING SKSKSKSK
;-;”
r.i.p my coding
 
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UNKNOWN | She/Her | Lacy| Silk-Rain | Student/Horror Story Writer
<I ran out of Joy Ang references so there’s a Jada below>
Just another highly unsuspicious link!
Oh look, another one!
Well, this is DEFINITELY not suspicious. What do you mean it is?
“Y’know, you could’ve just knocked instead of breaking down my door.”
~Vintage to Mocha
Old Lace is that example of what happens to kids who decided to have a party at 3 in the morning. And it’s half good, half oh-my-god-what-happened-this-is-an-absolute-mess, half meme.
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song lyrics??
|-| Appearance/Ancient =
Back in the old days, you used to go looking for treasures. One day, you actually found one-the Fountain of Time, to go to past or future. But there is someone there, waiting for you to take just another step towards it. 
Vintage. A beautiful young dragoness, the legends said. Stretching out a talon, you used a claw to touch her scales made of stone and jewels. They were colder than ice.
You noticed correctly that her main scales were smoky quartz, which faded into ash grey at her tail. Her belly, underbelly and chest were a dull coral. 
Her amber eyes had a shine to them. She was willowy and tall, looming down at you, whip-thin tail curled around her. Her four wings had perfectly painted peach wing membranes, with white stars. Looking at her, you thought she was quite beautiful, really.
Until she slashed you across the face, sharp teeth bared. Then you ran away. 
|-| Appearance/Modern =
In the modern world, Vintage doesn’t look too different from her past. 
Willowy and tall, her whip-thin tail lashes the ground in front of you. “Thanks for inviting me to your party!”she smiles, even though her stone-cold scales emanate more dislike than ever. 
Vintage has curled white horns, with golden veins. Her mainscales are still smoky quartz, but a darker shade, similar to ash grey. Her belly, chest and underbelly are light peach, fading into citron. Her claws glimmer in the light, permanently coated with dust.
She wears a white blouse, with light grey jeans. Her eyes are golden, with black sclerae. A wreath of orchids surrounds her horns, and there is a watch clasped on her right wrist. On her feet are black boots you notice as she walks away- and as you head back in, suddenly your pocket feels a lot lighter.
|-| Personality =
Vintage is a very peculiar dragon. In the past, she had no personality, she was just a toy for the Psychic Element to control. But in the modern world, she changed.
Now, she is a slightly sarcastic dragoness who loves to make jokes and always has an arsenal of memes at talon’s reach, including the famous Coffin Dance meme.
Vintage is a master of creativity as well. In her writings she can express her emotions safely, guiding the reader like a firefly once guided her soul to the new world. 
If you meet her, always try to make her feel good with a little joke, or a limerick. Her enemies never fare well, suffering the vengeance of having memes superglued to their lockers and worse. 
Finally, she’s one of the bravest dragons in the school, unafraid to traverse trial after trial to get what she wants. Betrayal’s not on her list, but she’ll do what she must.
|-| Abilities =
“One does not simply list out all their weaknesses to the enemy. That’s stupid.”
-Vintage to Ibis when asked for their abilities
Okay, Vintage’s gonna break into your house tonight for reading this, but...here you go. Remember to board up your windows.
Vintage has standard SilkWing abilities- flight and all. But her silk is unique. It is as hard as stone, and can be any temperature or colour depending on her emotions. This ability is known as emotion-stonesilk in her family.
Her scales are tough as stone too, and her hearing is better than perfect- she can hear as far as a bat can, but she can hardly see past that tree a few steps away. 
She can write expertly, her writing is comparable to a great writer of their time- Starflight. Not just that, she also has an immense arsenal of comebacks, memes, and quotes.
Okay, now you definitely need to buy some iron boards, wood will not suffice. Seriously. And lock your stuff in an unbreakable safe in a bank vault if possible.
|-| History =
“You don’t need to know.”
Long ago, there was a legend named “Peryton and the Golden Staff”. Long story short, Peryton the Water Element fought a Sphinx, won, stole its enchanted staff, and created a stone statue to guard its treasure as it was now hers. 
Traveler after traveler gazed upon the beautiful statue. Traveler after traveler tried to take the treasure, believing the myth wrong.
Traveler after traveler’s skulls were hung on the wall as decoration.
Finally, Dreamstar, the newest Element, killed Peryton, but accidentally smashed Vintage’s statue. Regretting it, she immediately reincarnated her, but sent her to the wrong timeline.
When she woke up, the treasure was gone and she was in a hospital. Vintage immediately tried to strangle the nurse, and so was sent to therapy for a month before Dreamstar gave her a clean slate.
 Okay, maybe not a clean slate. Vintage gained the habit of laughing wildly and randomly at small things like trivia, and stealing. For a few months the entirety of Possibility was thrown into chaos by missing jewellery and statuettes.
 To conclude, this lady turned from defensive statue into insane laugh demon who goes to school and steals her friends’ stuff. It was rather awkward, but at least she didn’t become a bloodthirsty killer.
Oh wait. She did, in the Deceptive Pyrrhia AU. Okay. Uhh.... 
-Floralities has left the chat-
|-| Relationships =
*Mocha- Positive. The two met at school, when Mocha tripped, spilled her latte over Vintage’s sweater, and they started laughing. Awkward, yes, but it was fun. They practically rely on each other.
*Pluto- Positive! These two met in the roleplay known as the Experiment. She helped free him from the cages, and helped him keep his sanity. More flying in soon...Also, he’s one of the few who know her by her real name.
|-| Trivia =
*Known for being a fourth wall breaker.
*Needs a picture but will never get one because I don’t have a computer.
*Speaks four languages- Dragon, some Pantalan, a little Scavenger, and Meme. Yes, Meme. The sacred language. Dare you speak it? If you dare, Vintage will hunt you down and smother you in memes.
*She was Moonstone’s cellmate in the fanfiction Is Anyone There.
*As the title says, she is the Chaotic Queen and nobody can change that, not even Moonstone.
*Don’t let her touch Reddit. No. No Reddit. 
|-| Gallery =
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