The Desert Crisis

The Desert Crisis is the first Episode of Ultimate Adventures.
== Plot ==
Natsu Dragneel was surrounded by three men who are wearing silver helmets with white flaps, grey visors and mouth masks with grey trench coats, grey baggy pants, black gloves and black boots. The soldiers aimed their AK-47 guns at Natsu.
First Soldier: (Roaring Angrily in German) FREEZE!!!
Second Soldier: (Furiously) You are under arrest in the name of the Eggman Empire!
Natsu then ignited his fists with raging flames dancing around his arm ferociously as he looked at the troopers ferociously.
The Troopers started to fire their AK-47 guns at Natsu. Natsu started to rage and attack the men with his flaming fists ramming right into the silver masks of the men. The Third trooper hits Natsu with the butt of his AK-47 as Natsu then rages at him.
Natsu: (roaring furiously) SCREW YOU BASTARD!!!!!
Third Soldier: I vas going to beat up you up after you tried to beat me up.
Then the three troopers started shooting at Natsu until the bullets blew out of the way suddenly by a gust of wind that came out of nowhere.
Third Soldier: (Furiously raging) WHAT ZA VELL VAS ZAT!!!
The gust of wind revealed it's source as a circle of air was surrounding a shadow of a bald headed boy, the eyes of the shadow became white as new snow as an arrow tattoo turned white.
Second Soldier: (Screaming like a little girl) WHAT ZA HELL!!!!
Third Soldier: Holy Schit!!!
The Soldiers then tried to shoot down the shadow boy, but the shadow boy blew them away as he fiercely threw ferocious gusts of wind at Natsu to blow him out of town. The Shadow then blew the soldiers out of the building they were in. Natsu ran off as the troops tried to kill him by shooting him with their AK-47s but they were unable to catch Natsu himself.
First Soldier: (pissed off) Damn it ve lost him.
Second Soldier: I'll get za Robotroplis 1,000 Brigade Force ready.
Third Soldier: (Booming) HEIL THE EGGMAN!!
First Soldier: (Replying back with fury) HEIL THE EGGMAN!!!
After that the troopers left the abandoned village.
Natsu after the long night having to deal with three troopers in that abandoned town, Natsu had a long trek in the desert having to bear the heat of the scorching sun as he had to walk in the coarse sands of Shamar to another abandoned town. Sadly people in Shamar don't give a damn about the Eggman Empire's soldiers in their country since they habe been isolated since the begining of time. Then Natsu found another abandoned village.
However the village has become the Battlefield of Earth Kingdom Soldiers and Eggman Empire Soldiers. The Earthbending-powered tanks rolled in as they flung rock projectiles at the T-72 tanks of the Eggman Empire shooting them like crazy but are unable to destroy the Earthbending-powered tanks because those tanks are made of are made of plates of earth strung together by a metal wire, allowing the Earthbenders to control the Tank.
Sadly for the Earthbenders the backs of the Tanks were targeted by Warplanes dropping bombs on the backs of the tanks. Natsu then entered the village and to his horror were hordes of Earth Kingdom soldiers lying there bleeding hordes of blood out of their corpses with hordes of flesh showing. Then a young man of average height with blond hair and golden eyes, a short, thick ahoge on his hair wearing a small red rope tied around his neck, a traditional Arabian outfit with a sash around his waist.
Alibaba: (Frantic and running with Natsu) WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING HERE IN A WARZONE IT'S NOT SAFE!!!
Natsu: (pissed off) OKAY WHO THE LIVING CRAP ARE YOU!!?
Alibaba:(Franticlly yells) ALIBABA SALUJA!! NOW LET'S RUN!!!
Natsu and Alibaba then ran through the Desert as the fighting raged with wild explosions blazing the desert sand into a crisp as corpses then end up becoming burnt as a burnt steak as their blood splashes like sprinklers. After escaping the Warzone in the desert, Natsu and Alibaba then traveled through the harsh scorching desert for 12 days until they finally reached a city that was more of 12 villages and a mansion. The two then ran into a has dark colored skin and dark short hair.
The girl fell on her butt which dirtied her dress like a stained rag.
Sasha: (says as she's falling on her butt) oof
Natsu: (freaking out) HOLY CRAP I'M SO SORRY!!!!
Then a girl a pretty girl of average height arrived to see what was going on. She has blue eyes and blonde hair which is short and spiky with some bangs wearing a white piece of cloth with a green dress, with a fair belt on it.
Leila: (Yelling with Rage) HEY YOU APOLOGIZE TO SAHSA!!!!!!
Natsu: (Roaring with Anger) ALREADY DID LADY!!!!
Sasha: (freaking out) Leila, Leila don't get angry girl, he already apologized.
Leila: (apologetic) Sorry must have not been there, plus the water was for camels and steeds.
Alibaba: (nervous) Oh
Natsu then spits the water as he screams like a crazy pussy and runs into the wall scaring a bunch of villagers.
Sasha: (smiling and giggling) No worries goofballs my father and mother who run Qishan's caravan will take you guys in before you head on.
Leila: (whispering to Sahsa) Sahsa I don't know about them being around Aladdin.
Sasha: (whispering to Leila) Leila, he needs brother figures other than you, plus the the thieves you used to know that were hired to protect us accidentally got us negative attention from Budel.
Leila: (whispering to Sahsa) Oh.
Natsu:(confused) Uh who's Aladdin?
Sasha:(says cheerfully) He's a boy who's like a little brother to Leila.
Leila:(smiling) I'll introduce you to the little booger. Hey Aladdin!
A short, small boy with medium long blue hair and bangs that stop at his eyes, large blue eyes, and a long, thin braid that extends down to his back wearing a Magic Turban on his head with a ruby that sits on his forehead, connected to the turban, a small blue open vest with bandages wrapped around his chest, long puffy white Arabian pants (Sirwal) with no shoes runs toward Leilah.
Aladdin:(waving with a cheerful smile) Hello.
Natsu:(poker face) Um Hi.
Aladdin:(smiling cheerfully) What's your name?
Natsu:(smirking in a friendly way) My name is Natsu and the blonde guy's Alibaba.
Aladdin: My name is Aladdin.
Sadly the conversation was interrupted as a very obese merchant with his hair kept up in a small curly ponytail on top of his head, has thin eyebrows and a thick mustache that curls wearing a purple jacket with a gold trim that he keeps open, white pants, and black pointy shoes was running towards them with two fat guys with curly ponytails kept up wearing only loincloths.
Budal:(Angrily) There you are you big assed saumenschs.
Leila:(pissed off) Oh great it's Budel.
Budal:(Raging mad) That's right fool and you should be at the circus.
Sasha:(annoyed) Budel we are not going to the circus, my father and mother the heads of my caravan will always say no to that place.
Leila:(says pissed off) Plus we can't sell anything or buy anything because we're not nobles like your merchant friends.
Budel then kidnaps Sacha and her whole crew except for Leila and Aladdin. Natsu and Alibaba try to fight them off but the obese guards are too fat and bellybounced the two into a wall of a wooden house. The guards then try to kidnap Leila and Aladdin but Aladdin pulls out a flute and blows into it. A giant blue fist punches the guards and makes them go into a wall.
The guards then run off as they see the sultan with 500 his wives and 1,000,000 daughters all entering a giant 6 legged fat 2 headed Camel that walked to the circus.
Leila: (says angry to her three comrades) We have to save the caravan from Budel!
Natsu:(with a confident smile) Right with ya.
Alibaba: Hey saw the Sultan and his family go to the Circus which is over there.
Aladdin: (says cheerfully) Follow me and miss Leila because we know of a great entrance.
So Aladdin, Leila, Natsu and Alibaba then headed towards the direction of giant tents in the middle of the desert. Heading towards the tent is a bunch of plump men wearing loincloths weilding spears as Sahsa and her caravaan were pulling the cart of the sultan. Budel whipped Sahsa's ass for his own enjoyment making Leila furious with rage, Natsu and the other two went dark faced.
Leila:(says furiously) Stupid fat jerks, they rule this place and nobody cares.
Natsu:(says grumpy) Plus all the Nobles live in the twelve villages, no villagers, man no wonder why they need caravaans.
Leila: Yes and the Caravaan workers and merchants are the peasants, it's been like this since forever.
Alibaba: You have been this way since 1600 a.o.d which is like almost 200 years ago.
Leila: I'm a Reghedman from the Eggman Empire, escaped that place since I was kid. I found Aladdin as a baby and we lived together in the Caravaan after Sasha found us with her family.
Natsu: Great Story, but lets save your family.
So the four decided to sneak into the circus buy entering within a crowd of nobles who then gathered at a group of animal carts each containing Animals of all kinds, normal animals, Wargs, Buzzy Beetles, Crittters, Spinies, Mermaids swimming in tanks, Nymphs and Satyrs in cages chasing each other. Natsu and Aladdin were dumbfounded out at the sights. An elegant 37 year something woman wearing silky overalls and tattered sneaker like shoes was pestering her fat mother to buy a nymph.
Cissy's mom: (angry) Cissy, they're not for sale.
Cissy: (crying): WHAAAAAAAAAH!!! You mean mommy.
Leila witnessing this slapped her own face after witnessing this. The four then waited for a chance to save the caravaan. Then a guy of average height with a slim body, tan skin with black hair that reaches to his shoulders, thin eyebrows and purple eyes wearing a cloth around his hair, a dark-blue jacket with gold colored trims and white on the inside, underneath the jacket, a white robe over a purple shirt and black shoes beckons his servants to pull a cart with a blanket on it.
Cissy: (Yelling) Mommy it's Jamil.
Cissy's mom then bends her over and spanks her, grabs her hand and walks out of the tent as Cissy is crying.
Leila:(snarls) Stupid bitch.
Natsu:(asks) something wrong?
Leila: That woman Cissy is the daughter of that fat woman (as she points at Cissy's fat mother spanking Cissy which makes Natsu disgusted) the Fat Woman is the Aunt of Jamil.
Natsu: So Cissy is a fan of her own cousin?
Leila: Yes, and worse of all she's even related to the Sultan as one of the daughters of his brother.
Natsu: The Sultan and his brother have many wives?
Leila: Yes they do, they each have 500 wives and they all have 1,000,000 daughters and many of them are Cissy's age.
Alibaba: That's just wrong.
Leila: Welcome to the messed up society of Feudal Mobius.
Alibaba: Oh boy
Then Jamil arrived and then started to speak.
Jamil:(announcing with pride) Ladies and gentlemen I present to you from the deep forests of the Dark Continent, The Feral Fanalis.
Jamil pulls off the blanket and reveals in the cage a girl that has pink hair and eyes , like all of the Fanalis. She wears a short fur cloth with a rope tied around her waist. Her eyelashes are long and unique, thus signing that she's a Fanalis. Natsu knew all of this because he used to run into slave soldiers of the Kou Empire who are Fanalis. The Fanalis girl is seen on a chain leash and is wearing handcuffs and leg cuffs all connected to the chain leash.
Jamil:(say with pride) I had this beast for years after I killed her feral parents in the Deep dark continent and now I have her.
Jamil yanked on the chain leash of the girl who was running around to make her trip and fall. Leila then decided to go look for Sahsa as Aladdin, Alibaba and Natsu looked with disgust at Jamil bullying a poor girl trying to hide from humiliation. She saw Alibaba and blushed.
Natsu:(says disgusted) Man I hate the fact she likes you because it's impossible to save her and a caravaan.
Alibaba:(rages) Yes it is, because I never had a steady girlfriend in my life.
Natsu: Why so?
Alibaba: I used to have a water tribe ethnic girl from my home in Balbadd but she left for the Earth Kingdom, Then I had a girl from the Southern Water Tribe but then she just....Ya know.
Natsu: Used to have a girlfriend before my wife, but I left my homeland.
Alibaba: Oh
Caravaans then ran in screaming as booming had raged through the desert in the style of Earthquakes.
Budal: RUN, BIG SCARY BIRDS ARE DROPPING EXPLODING POOPIES!!!!
Leila: Oh no I need to find Sasha and the others, you two stay here,
Aladdin: But, Miss Leilah where are you going?
Leila: I said before finding the Caravaan, I might come back, but If I don't then you'll be with Alibaba and Natsu.
Aladdin: (says sad) bye then
Leila: Bye little brother.
Leila then runs off into the crowd as bombs then landed on the village. The Bombs were from a horde of Parthevian Raptor planes which were bombing the village to submission. Merchants, Aristocrats with the Sultan, his wives, daughters, brother, sisters in law and nieces then were all getting handcuffed by Soldiers wearing Silver Helmets and uniforms similar to Pahlavi Era Iran army uniforms. The Camel monster was getting killed by Egg Hammers, SWATbots and Gorrillawraiths.
Later on a bomb landed on the circus as the three survived an air raid as Alibaba and they ramed into the cart of the Fanalis girl who was crying after the bombing as she tried to get out of her cage and chains. However Alibaba who could not stand her like this destroyed the bars of the cage and cut off her chains. When the girl saw Alibaba she hugged him with joy and then followed him as he ran with Natsu and Aladdin.
They ran though the village getting destroyed by Parthevian Raptor planes and Robots with Parthevian Soldiers until they finally escaped the destruction and went into the desert.
After the escape the four then decided to camp as Far away from Qishan as possible. The Fanalis girl traded her fleece cloth for a simple white dress.
Natsu: (asks in a demanding tone) So Alibaba where's the closest port to Sindria?
Alibaba: (asks confused) Balbadd, why'd you ask?
Natsu: (says sternly) Trust me I wanna be back to Sindria because this whole quest was a mess (then notices the Fanalis girl and asks with a smirk) Oh speaking of which I saw you save that Fanalis girl Alibaba great work but what's her name?
Alibaba: (says with an embarrassed smile) IDK, I forgot to ask.
Morgiana: (says with no emotion) My name is Morgiana.
Natsu: Oh (and then directs Morgiana's attention to Alibaba and says with a smirk) this the guy who saved you, is Alibaba.
The group decided to sleep until the next day when they decided to travel to Parthevia. Aladdin looked at the ruins of Qishan with a look of sadness as he then shed tears.
Natsu: Don't worry kid, well find them,
Aladdin: Thanks Natsu
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