Lemon Water

The Lemon Water served occasionally at lunch time is an enigma. Some days, the water tastes pleasant and soothing. Other days, the water tastes of nothing but suffering, loss, and sorrow. We currently do not know where the water comes from, who supplies the water, if the water even contains lemons, or if the water even comes from this plane of existence. If you wish to consume this mysterious liquid, it is best to have a willing test subject try the water first, to ensure if it is safe for consumption. The most likely ingredients are children's tears, goat semen, and hydrochloric acid.
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