Classes and Skillz

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== Classes ==
Classes
Class List
Class 	Skillz 	Stat total
Milker 	+++++Milk 	5
Smacker 	+++Fartitude, +Meanie Pants	4
Tough Titty	 	
== Skillz ==
Skillz, not to be confused with skills, are the measurement of one's ability. Many skillz favor certain attributes over others. Skillz are determined by one's class.
Skillz List
Skillz 	Description 	Effect
Clout 	Man, you got that CLOUT.	You got that influence. Feel free to wave that shit around, man. You mad popular. Popular as hell.
Fartitude 	Strength and fart power.	Makes you really strong and increases fart. Pretty stinky.
Horsepower 	like a car 	Makes you faster. You might have to drink gasoline, though.
Irish 	How Irish one is. 	A higher Irish skill increases your Irish heritage. Makes you more resilient to explosives, and increases your alcohol tolerance. Some may find you annoying.
Meanie Pants	You're a meanie!! 	What!!! What you being a meanie for?????
Milk 	Measurement of milk. 	drink milk and milky
Sapience 	Smart smart. 	You're really really smart
Smartass 	Bad smart. 	You're smart but in like, an annoying way. People might not like you.