The Trophy of Hannibal Lecter

Inside an abandoned opera house...
Sam's voice: "Sold. Lot 664- a poster for Chalemeau's Hannibal Lecter. Lot 665- an organ barrel playing the song Masquerade. Lot 666- A chandelier in pieces, with new electricity, perhaps we can frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination... Gentlemen..."
Old Howdy: "What?"
Sam: "Now!"
The Phantom of the Opera, aka Lotso, is playing on his pipe organ. Until the abandoned Opera Populaire comes to life-
A female Misha sings about Evilland vs Heroworld.
Misha (as the Wicked Witch Elphaba): "This trophy, from our saviours, from our saviours! Ah! From the enslaving force of Evilland!"
Chorus: "With feasting and dancing and song Tonight in celebration! We greet the victorious throng. Returned to bring salvation! The trumpet of carthage resound- Hear, Heroes, now and tremble! Hark to our step on ground!Hear the drums! Hannibal comes!"
Wenlock, cast as Hannibal Lecter, comes to the scene.
Wenlock: "Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by Heroland's far-reaching grasp-"
Cobi: "Gentlemen, gentlemen--"
Ultra Magnus: "Rehearsals, as you see, are underway for a new production of Chalemeau's Hannibal Lecter."
Cobi: "Monsieur Magnus, I am rehearsing!"
Ultra Magnus: "Monsieur Cobi, Madame Hidy... Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? As you can see, I have been retiring from my duties as owner of the Opera Populaire, allow me to introduce to you Monsieur Whatzit Izzy and Monsieur Optimus Prime."
Heidi (whispering to Diana/Wonder Woman): They must be rich.
Izzy: "Allow us to introduce to you our new patron..."
Optimus Prime: "The Vicomte de Chagny, Howdy."
Wonder Woman: "It's Howdy. Before my father was gunned down by Osama Bin Laden... I could guess we should be childhood sweethearts. He called me Little Lotte."
Heidi: "Diana, he's so handsome."
Ultra Magnus: "Monsieurs, Signora Misha, our leading soprano for five seasons."
Lotso's voice: "I said come!"
Ultra Magnus: "Who said that? Nothing, just a poltergeist..."
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