Neil Armstrong vs Samus Aran

The famous moon lander, Neil Armstrong, raps against the bounty hunter extraordinaire, Samus Aran, to see which space explorer is better.
== Beat ==
Starts at 0:11
== Lyrics ==
=== Samus Aran: ===
Samus’ log: Entry 28532.
I’ve landed safely into this battle, and now i’ll destroy you.
This Zero’s Mission is about to take a very upsetting turn.
Better watch your back, Armstrong. Samus returns.
It’s time for me to claim a new bounty. And make my parents proud.
Because they both know that I'm the best space MC around.
I’ve seen some sick shit, like where brain sucking creatures revel in.
Your landing on the moon crap appals me to an 11.
When i drop power bombs, I’ma leave your ship crashing.
Trust me, Neil. I’m an expert of rapping, AND smashing.
My rhymes are in their prime. Yours are not. Not one bit.
After this I'll grab you by the face and smother you with my tits.
=== Neil Armstrong: ===
Wait. You have breasts? I thought you were a guy!
Oh, never mind that. I’m a legend in all of history, and I’m blasting you sky high!
It doesn’t take a mother of a brain to know who the winner is.
I’m such a master at music skills, they should’ve named me Louis!
My life outshines yours. You can’t mess with me.
I'll rip through you easily like i was Ridley.
Then, after that, i’ll bury you in the deepest depths of Brinstar.
You look like Iron Man, but without the chest scar!
Your raps don’t phazon me! You’re just a space girl who’s yet to be laid.
Just find yourself a husband! Stop Beating the shit out of Kraid!
I’ll make you kneel to the ground after I've finished this song.
Because I'm super tough! Why else do they call me Armstrong?
=== Samus Aran: ===
I STILL save the entire universe, while you’re space career is no more. 
And it’s strange. I thought they didn’t send monkeys up there anymore.
I should leave now, but i know you’ve got one more verse, buddy.
But know this: I’m Nintendo. You cannot beat me!
=== Neil Armstrong: ===
I’d make fun of how you have a living shadow, but I won't.
That's only because it would be pointless. You’re already smoked!
In conclusion: You’ve lost to this awesome rapping of mine.
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Rap-kind.