The ocean hates me

I HATE THE OCEAN! IT ALWAYS HURTS ME EVERYTIME I SWIM! IT WANTS MY DEATH, I'M NOT KIDDING HERE! THE OCEAN IS DUMB!
ONCE I WENT DIVING UNDER THE SEA AND A THOUSANDS OF SHRIMP BUMPED INTO ME OUT OF NOWHERE! I LOST MY MASK BECAUSE OF THESE PIECES OF ANNOYANCES!
BUT THEN I WAS FORCED INTO GOING BACK TO DIVING, AND AS I DID IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, MANTA RAYS STARTING F****** ME! I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING! THEY ARE A BUNCH OF F***** B*****.
OH, BUT IT'S NOT OVER! DOLPHINS TRIED TO KNOCK ME OUT AS IF I WAS IN A DEADLY BOXING MATCH!
OH, YES, AND I ONCE SAW NESSIE! IT WAS THE MESSED UP!  HE EXISTS! HE OR SHE TRIED TO EAT MY WHOLE BODY!
OH, BUT OF COURSE THIS AIN'T ALL, DUDES! 
THE ANICORNS, EHM, I MEAN, SEA HORSES, OBSTRUCTED MY VIEW FROM EVERY DIRECTION!
I'M NEVER GOING BACK IN THE OCEAN, THAT'S FOR DARN DOODLEY DARNLY SUREST OF SHORES!
OH, COME ON, A BARD JUST CRAPPED ON ME!
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