NH and this Other Wolf

The thirteenth episode of the series. Enjoy!
==Script==
*(NH and Rig are walking in The Park.)
*Rig: NH, let's play with the squirrelies!
*NH: (evilly smiles): Okay.
*(NH grabs out slingshot and hits the squirrels with acorns. Suddenly, a pink wolf comes by where the squirrels are and accidentally shoots the wolf.)
*NH: Whoa, that's one big squirrel! Mm, it will be perfect to eat!
*Rig: Wait, eat?
*(NH and Rig go down and see the "big squirrel" is actually a pink wolf.)
*NH: Wait a minute. It's a....... wolf.
*?????: (waking up): Ugh, why you no good-.
*(NH suddenly has hearts around him and his heart thumps exaggeratedly.)
*?????: -And I have never been so humiliated in all my-. (Notices NH's heart thumping) Hm.......... you know....... you're cute.
*NH: Well, I am quite a handsome lone wolf, aren't I?
*?????: Well pumpkin, perhaps you could drop the lone part?
*NH: Sure...........
*?????: The name's Kait. Don't wear it out. What's yours?
*NH: (Speaks gibberish)
*Kait: A bit tongue-tied there, hon?
*(Shows NH's tongue literally tied.)
*Kait: Let me fix that.
*(Fixes his tongue.)
*Kait: How about we hang out a while?
*NH: YES YES YES YES YES LET'S- Uh, I mean, why not?
*Rig: Gross! This love stuff makes me wanna pootie! Good thing I have you, tire. (Hugs tire)
*(Later.)
*(NH is home.)
*Rack: Do you know what time it is?!
*NH: The time of love?
*Rack: No. It is 12 AM! You were suppose to come home at 10!
*NH: I am my own person! I'll come home when I want!
*Rack: Bad doggie! No back sass! Go to your web. Now!
*(NH goes to his web.)
*NH: (on web): That human. Ruining my life every day. You know what? I should leave him. That's it! I will love with my darling the rest of my life and never see the human again! Muhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!
*Rack: (voice only): Keep it down!
*NH: (quietly): Muhahahhahah.
*(Later.)
*NH: Kait, I have something to tell you.
*Kait: What is it pumpkin?
*NH: Perhaps we could be boyfriend and girlfriend?
*Kait: Sure.
*(NH jumps around everywhere.)
*Kait: Well, I have to go. Later, boyfriend.
*NH: Perfect. Now, to leave the human forever.
*(Later.)
*Rig: I'm hungry. Hm. Excuse me, while I eat this tire. (Eats tire) Mmmm..... rubbery and chewy.
*(NH is holding his robe, glasses, pipe, newspaper and web in his hands.)
*Rack: You're leaving me?!
*NH: Yerp.
*Rack: What did I do wrong?! Did I feed you too much kibble?! How can you do this to me?!
*NH: Well, that has a part of it, but, mainly, you are very annoying and oblivious and frankly I just hate humans. And if I hurt your feelings, too bad. The sweet love bug has bitten me (Shows bug biting NH's leg) and Cupid's arrow has as well. (Shows an arrow on NH's butt)
*Rack: I can change!
*NH: I doubt it. I just don't need you anymore. In fact, when did I ever need you in the first place?
*Rack: Don't leave me!
*NH: I would say goodbye, but that would show me being sincere and also show I care, so I'm not going too. See you never human! Hahahahhahahah! (Leaves.)
*(Rack cries.)
*(NH comes back in.)
*Rack: Doggie! You came back to me!
*NH: Nope, forgot Rig.
*(NH grabs Rig.)
*Rig: I like being carried.
*(NH leaves again.)
*(Rack resumes crying.)
*(Cut to NH and Rig.)
*Rig: Where are we goin'? Are we gettin' pizza ad piggies? I could really use some right now.
*NH: No, Rig. We're going to live with the beautiful and my love, Kait.
*Rig: I thought you said there was no such thing as love.
*NH: Well it appears I have been proven wrong.
*Kait: Hey there pumpkin. So where's our bed?
*NH: Right here, darling.
*Kait: That's our bed? A spider web?
*NH: Yerp. All wolves sleep with webs. Don't you know?
*Kait: (sigh): I guess I can live with it.
*(Cut to Rack. There are used tissues everywhere in his house.)
*(Looking at picture of him and NH young licking in his chin.)
*(Rack cries.)
*Rack: Maybe I should hang with US a bit to get my mind off of-. NH! (Cries again)
*(Cut to US in her office.)
*Dep. Mayor: Miss US.........
*US: I'm a man.
*Dep. Mayor: Then why do you have a gown in your closet?
*US: Because real men wear gowns. Don't you know?
*Dep. Mayor: Well anyway......... Rack wants to see you.
*US: You mean Raclk? Send him in.
*(Rack comes in.)
*US: Hey Raclk. I haven't seen you in days. Are you alright?
*Rack: No. I feel terrible.
*US: What's wrong, Raclk?
*Rack: It's Rack, and NH...........left me. (Cries)
*US: WHAT?! WHY?!
*Rack: Because he thinks I'm annoying, oblivious and because he found somebody.
*US: You are those things.
*(Rack cries even more.)
*US: Okay, okay! I take it back!
*Rack: Anyway, the main reason was because he fell in love with this other wolf.
*US: Love is for children.
*Rack: I miss him so much! (Blows nose)
*US: Look, Raclk. If you're gonna keep crying all day, I can help.
*Rack: (Sniffling): Really?
*US: Yep. I could spy on them and tell you what they're doing. Of course, you gotta give me the dough if I'm gonna do that.
*(Rack gives US dough.)
*US: Not literally! You know, like, the green.
*(Rack gives US a dollar.)
*US: Not that kind of green! And 1 buck?! What am I, cheap?!
*(Rack gives US a lamp.)
*US: Raclk, why pick a predictable choice?!
*Rack: Well, all I have left is this "BaconPop" NH loved so much. (Cries)
*US: Bacon...... and popcorn............ together?! GIMME!
*(US quickly steals the BaconPop from Rack.)
*US: I'll do it! See ya later!
*(US leaves.)
*(Later. US is spying on NH and Kait.)
*NH: How are you, my reason for living?
*Kait: Why I am just fine, my evil little cutie.
*US: Blegh, all this lovey dovey talk makes me wanna barf!
*Kait: Excuse me sweetheart, I need to powder up.
*NH: Alright darling.
*(US follows Kait.)
*Kait: What a fool! He actually thinks I love him! That shade of fur is ugly and he's so dumb! Good thing I get whatever I want from him though.
*US: Whoa! She's just using him! Should I tell NY, or eat a sammich? Sammich.
*(US eats sammich.)
*(A montage plays of Kait making NH do ridiculous things for her.)
*(Cut to later. US and Rack are in US's office.)
*Rack: Well, what did they do?
*US: Meh, boring lovey dovey stuff.
*Rack: (Sigh): If only I still had NH.............
*(Cut to NH and Kait.)
*Kait: Excuse me pumpkin, I need to freshen up.
*NH: She sure does that a lot. Hm.
*(NH follows her and overhears her.)
*Kait: (Voice only): What an idiot! Risking his life just to get me something? Hilarious. What a dullard, ignoramus, dummy and stupid wolf!
*(NH is very angry, and goes away temporarily.)
*NH: Hey Kait.
*Kait: Yes dear?
*NH: Prepare to be destroyed by the almighty failure and almighty power of and the almighty Fail Brick!
*(Fail Brick goes inside and runs Kait over.)
*NH: Who's the dullard, ignoramus, dummy and stupid wolf now?
*Rig: Yay, the real NH is back! (Hugs)
*NH: Yerp, and better than ever.
*Rig: Can I eat Fail Brick?
*NH: NO.
*Rig: Aw, come on. Just one bite?
*NH: There shall be no eating or biting of the almighty Fail Brick!
*Rig: Fine! Can we at least get pizza and piggies?
*NH: Yerp.
*(NH and Rig walk to Rack's house.)
*(Rack sighs.)
*(Doorbell is heard being rung. US gets to the door.)
*US: Oh, just a gray and brown dog. Totes not NH and Rig.
*(Rack immediately jumps out of his chair and opens the door.)
*Rack: NH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hugs NH)
*NH: Blegh! Let go of me human!
*Rig: We got some pizza and piggies!
*US: That's my Riiiiiiiiiig. Now, everyone, shut up, and watch me eat BaconPop.
*(Everyone watches her eat BaconPop.)
*THE END.
==Credits==
===Starring===
*Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
*New Heathera as NH
*Utter solitude as US
*Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
*Kaitlyn Dunlap as Kait
*Dep. Mayor as Dep. Mayor
===Writing===
*Written by: Rackliffelikespurple, Utter solitude and New Heathera
*Additional Material: Rigbybestie1510
===Thanks===
To New Heathera, Utter solitude, Rigbybestie1510 and Kaitlyn Dunlap for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.
===Inspirations===
 <------------ Thanks to Utter solitude for uploading that pic and inspiring a part of the ep.
==Other==
I liked this one, but I'm REALLY excited for the next two coming up!
Thanks for reading! :D
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