Big Cattle

Big Cattle (大きなでたらめ) refers to the widely-known conspiracy theory that cows and the like are actually Satanic vessels for interdimensional spies of the Archons. These entities uphold the facade that they are docile, oblivious creatures (that they have molded themselves and possess) all for the sake of lowering the guard of their human prey. Mankind falsely believes they are ranching these cattle when in fact mankind is under surveillance and being led into a gluttonous diet, the global population being fattened up for the inevitable Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.
WeskerPawnch discovered this dastardly plot on a particularly bad Cursed Mio Energy Drink trip and discovered the Eldritch Truthof the earthly spirit Moloch and sought to combat this by infusing cheeseburgers with his immortal essence, marking the grand festival of Cheeseburger Day.