Eugene Junior's Happy Meal!

Eugene Junior's Happy Meal! is the seventh episode of SuperSpongeLogan.
== Characters ==
*Eugene
*Tripolar
*Chef Squid Squid
*Eugene Junior
*Thomas the Tank Engine
*Tommy the Tank Engine
== Plot ==
Eugene is laying in his bed watching the hit YouTuber Tripolar. An advertisement then appears for a Tripolar fan convention and Eugene desperately wants to go.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Chef Squid Squid is cooking German food. Eugene tells Chef Squid Squid that he needs to watch his son Eugene Junior while he is at the convention. Chef Squid Squid tries to persuade Eugene to take Junior with him but he refuses, saying that it would ruin his experience. Chef Squid Squid then reluctantly agrees to babysit as Eugene leaves for the Tripolar convention.
Junior barges in and declares that he wants to to play with his toys with Chef Squid Squid. Chef Squid Squid refuses and Junior throws a tantrum. To keep the peace, Chef Squid Squid goes along to play with Junior. 
Junior decides that they shall play with his toy trains. Chef Squid Squid wants to be Thomas, but Junior won't let him because he's his favorite and he's number one. He screams when Chef Squid Squid touches Thomas. Chef Chef Squid then asks what train he's allowed to be and Junior tells him to be "the ugly red one". Chef Squid Squid doesn't want to be "the ugly red one" and points out that Junior owns two Thomas toys, but Junior claims that it's Thomas’ stunt double Tommy. Chef Squid Squid then decides to be a toy cow and Junior screams.
Junior then decides that they shall play dinosaurs. Chef Squid Squid wants to be a cool T-Rex, but Junior refuses to let him touch any of the dinosaurs and takes them all for himself. Chef Squid Squid complains that it's unfair, so Junior gives him one tiny dinosaur. Chef Squid Squid still thinks it's unfair, complaining that he only has one dinosaur and Junior has an entire army of them, but Junior explains that there are "levels" to the dinosaur game and Chef Squid Squid needs to rise through the ranks. The two then get ready for their dinosaurs to fight, but Junior effortlessly wins and yells at Chef Squid Squid for sucking at the game. Chef Squid Squid calls Junior a cheater but Junior calls him a sore loser.
Junior then decides he's hungry and asks Chef Squid Squid to cook him a Happy Meal. Chef Squid Squid explains that he can't cook one and tries to persuade Junior to eat something healthy and easy to prepare. Junior throws yet another temper tantrum which causes Chef Squid Squid to furiously scream in Junior's face.
Chef Squid Squid reluctantly drives Junior to McDonald's and they order a chicken nugget Happy Meal with a toy. The two get home and Chef Squid Squid is annoyed to discover that Junior only wanted the toy, having completely discarded the food. Junior looks for his toy, but can't find it anywhere. Chef Squid Squid says that Junior doesn't deserve a toy anyway for misbehaving, and Junior starts crying. 
To shut Junior up, Chef Squid Squid brings him a pair of scissors and lies about it being the Happy Meal toy. Junior is confused, so Chef Squid Squid tells him that you're supposed to throw the scissors in the air and catch them in your mouth. Junior enthusiastically does so and accidentally stabs himself in the eye. Chef Squid Squid laughs at Junior's pain, just as Eugene walks in. 
Eugene is furious, explaining that the convention was cancelled and he had to come home early. Chef Squid Squid tries to tell Eugene that McDonald's gave Junior the scissors, but he doesn't believe him. He consequently decides to punish him by making him play trains with him.
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