Patrick Helps with An Experiment

Patrick Helps with An Experiment is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick is in Sandy's treedome with lab goggles. Sandy walks out of her tree with her newest invention.)
Sandy: Hello, my lab ra-I mean, friend!
Patrick: Hi, Sandy! Is that the limitless soda machine?
Sandy: Well, about that...this isn't actually a limitless soda machine.
Patrick: So it's a regular soda machine? Fine, I guess that will have to do.
Sandy: No, it's not a soda machine at all. I just said that to get you in here. This is actually a machine that re-formats a sea creature's DNA to allow them to breathe air. I just have to connect it to your water helmet.
Patrick: Wait! Why can't SpongeBob do this?
Sandy: His pores would cause the machine to go haywire. Your body, unlike his, is a closed system. A big, beautiful closed system.
Patrick: Hey! Eyes up here!
Sandy: (rolls eyes) So will you test this thing or not?
Patrick: Will you get me a soda if I do?
Sandy: Fine! Yes! I will!
Patrick: Then air me up, Sally.
(Sandy connects the machine to Patrick's water helmet, and after a few minutes, it dings.)
Sandy: Alright, take off the helmet.
Patrick: You sure?
Sandy: Yeah.
(Patrick takes off his helmet and takes in a deep breath of the air around him.)
Patrick: It's...wonderful.
Sandy: I'm surprised there weren't any side effects.
(Patrick turns into a live-action starfish.)
Patrick: Me too.
(What a twist!)
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