Skølldir/Information

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==Back Story==
Skølldir the Terrible Space Viking has raided over a hundred spaceports, cargo ships and grocery stores. His legendary thirst for battle is unquenchable. Great raids are usually followed by great feasts and soon his nickname was altered to Skølldir The Terribly Overweight Space Viking. Nothing could scorn Skølldir more than this honorless title!
Skølldir has set out on his space barge to impress the universe with his lightning fast fighting skills to prove this moniker wrong and show his nimbleness. Anyone who would dare to call him fat is met with a rapid series of crushing punches and is thrown aside. All the while, Skølldir's metallic suit is telling him how many calories he is burning.
If you find yourself on the battlefield, and hear the sound of crushing bones and thunderous farts in the distance, flee as Skølldirs fury is upon you!
==Quotes==
===Theme Song Lyrics===
Skølldir kommer på besøk, stram lemonade klar (x2)
(Translation: Skølldir is coming to﻿ visit, prepare the lemonade.)
Voice actor: Simon Lane
===Taunts===
*"Can't hurt the king of pain!" 
*"Stop crying like a baby!"
*"Someone's got a deathwish!"
*"Free hugs, come and get'em!"
*"Belly's gonna get ya!" Reference to a Reebok TV advertisement
===Help===
*"I need help!"
*"Mommy!"
*"I'm saying this, because I'm low on health!"
*"Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
*"Help me! I need a snack!"
===Attack===
*"Let's get those buggers!"
*"Attack!"
*"Chaaarge!"
===Defend===
*"Defend!"
*"Back to base!"
*"That's too many of them!"
===Teleporting===
*"Bye bye!"
*"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Reference to Eric Cartman from South Park.
*"Cya later Awesomenauts!" Reference to a quote from his voice actor, Simon Lane of the Yogscast
*"Off fer a drink... Ohh..." 
===Purchase===
*"Treasure!"
*"Daddy needs a treat!"
*"What a ripoff!"
===Chosen===
*"Daddy needs a treat!"
*"No belly, no battle!"
*"No guts, no glory!"
*"Belly's gonna get ya!"
===Drop Pod In===
*"Game over!"
*"No guts, no glory!"
*"No belly, no battle!"
*"I can't believe they charged me for two seats!"
*"Free, at last!"
===Killing Blow===
*"I own you!"
*"You're fracked!" A reference to Battlestar Galactica series.
*"See ya later sh*tlords!" Reference to a quote from his voice actor, Simon Lane of the Yogscast
*"Excuse me!"
===Killing Spree===
*"Fists of Fury!"
*"Looks like meat's back on the menu!" A reference to Lord of the Rings 
*"It's an all-you-can-eat buffet of my fists!"
===Being Hit===
*"Aaaaaargh!"
*"I'll kill ya for that!"
*"Bloddy hell that hurts!"
===On Death===
*"Eeeeaughhh!"
*"I pissed myself..."
===3rd Bash Combo===
*"Eat me knuckle sandwich!"
*"Taste my fists!"
*"Choke on that!"
===Using Earthquake===
*"Earthquake!"
*"Bombs Away!"
*"Shakey shakey!"
*"The ground can taste meh bottom!"
===Using Mighty Throw===
*"Up ya go!"
*"Be freeee!"
*"Off with ya!"
*"Fly awaaay!"
*"Oh! Excuse me"
==Nauts In-Game Look==
==Skin Information==
===Honeydew Skølldir===
"Check out the new, free Honeydew skin for Skølldir, provided by the Yogscast. Honeydew has been unleashed upon the Galaxy! Defending his right to bear Jaffa Cakes and pummeling evildoers with his Fists of Fury!" - Official description.
It can be found here for free.
This skin replaces Skølldir's metal armor with one made of leather with dark pants that does not protect his face, arms and belly. He also has a leather belt and an orange beard.
His skills are unchanged, but Bash has a new animation on the third hit, being a giant pickaxe instead of a giant fist. Mighty Throw has a new pattern. The Homeless Gnome's appearance is changed.
This skin is a "homage" to The Yogscast, since Skølldir was voiced by Simon Lane.
===Demon Skølldir===
"Summoned by a sorcerous ritual, Demon Skølldir has entered our realm! Chaos follows in his wake! Tremble mortals, and despair for Demon Skølldir's fiery fists of doom are upon you!" - Official Steam Store description.
This skin gives Skølldir dark leather armor with black fur on his pants and shoulders. He has metal ornaments on his gloves, a different belt and a necklace made of skulls. He has demon-like horns instead of the usual ones on his helmet.
Homeless Gnome is a replaced by a tiny demonleft|500px and a Bash's third hit is a giant claw instead of the usual fist. Mighty Throw gains a fire effect. 
==Awesomenaut Showcase==
==Trivia==
*Skolldir was the first 'naut voiced by a community member "guest star" (Simon Lane).
*Skolldir is the only character with a melee auto-attack that can't hit multiple targets at the same time.