Bullshitinator

== The Bullshitinator ==
The Bullshitinator was a device developed during the mid-late era of Sticky Keys. It has taken several forms over the course of its usage, which will be explained in order of appearance.
=== Physical Bullshitinator ===
The first model of the Bullshitinator that was ever documented was the Physical Bullshitinator. It was a handheld device reminiscent of a Transmaterializer. It was capable of both sending its user to any accessible location of their choice, as well as sending/receiving items from its own personal pocket dimension (Similar to a bag of holding). Its appearance and power source are unknown. It was originally used by Shrub in an attempt to evade Cheese after they had ascended to godhood. After a scuffle involving some cheesy tentacles, the Bullshitinator was presumed lost. However, it was actually acquired by Jerry and stored in his bathroom, where it would then be acquired once more by Shrub and used to save Cheese, whom Jerry was attempting to kidnap at the time. After the bathroom kidnapping, the Physical Bullshitinator was never seen again.
=== Implanted Bullshitinator ===
The second model of the Bullshitinator. It was custom-made to be used by Shrub. It was significantly smaller than the original design and was intended to be operated from inside the user's body. Like the previous model, it had the ability to store items inside of a pocket dimension and then retrieve them when needed, however it lost the ability to teleport its user. In addition to the pocket dimension function, this model also had several utility features including, but not limited to:
* A voice synthesizer function that allowed creatures without a mouth or vocal chords to speak.
* A recall function that allowed the Bullshitinator to find its user again and re-merge with their body in the event that they lost their body or entered a new one.
* A security function that helped treat the symptoms of Divinity Withdrawal by interfering with telepathic signals locally.
The Implanted Bullshitinator was used by Shrub after losing the original Bullshitinator, as it was specifically made to aid Shrub in dealing with the physical limitations and issues caused by their condition at the time. Unfortunately, not many actual instances of its use were recorded, but it was notably used during the Deep Sector's construction to store relics from the Sticky Wars (Including the Phantom Hammer). After the fall of Sticky Keys, this device was rendered obsolete due to Shrub's Divinity Withdrawal being cured, so it was destroyed and its pocket dimension was transferred to the Semi-Nullifier.
=== Semi-Nullifier ===
A device designed after the fall of Sticky Keys. It is modelled after the Implanted Bullshitinator, but has been made even more portable by storing it in-between realities. The user only needs to have a mental link with the device to use it. It has unfortunately lost all of the utility functions the Implanted Bullshitinator had and only has the pocket dimension function. This device is currently still used by the original variant of Shrub.
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