The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 11

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== Transcript ==
(The camera cuts to Group A, who are on the watch out for unwanted Octolings)
Henry: Zach hasn't been responding to my texts for a while... Do you think him and his group are in trouble?
Katie: I hope not. Try calling him.
Henry: I did, but he didn't answer any of my calls.
Cuttlefish: Well, that's not good.
Henry: (Pulls out his phone) I'll call Jasper.
(Henry calls Jasper on his phone, but Jasper doesn't answer)
Henry: He didn't answer... Maybe they are in trouble!
Izzy: (Gasps) Oh, no!
Cuttlefish: Now, hold on a minute. Why don't we call Amy? After all, she is the group's leader.
Henry: I don't have her number.
Katie: (Pulls out her phone) I do though.
(The camera cuts to Group B, where Zach and Amy are cuddling each other. Amy's phone rings, with "Beat It" by Michael Jackson as its ringtone. Amy answers her phone)
Amy: Hello?
Katie: Amy! This is Katie! Are you alright?
Amy: No! We got captured by Scarlet and her army!
Katie: Oh, no!
Zach: Guys, this is Zach!
Henry: Zach, why weren't you responding to my texts?
Zach: Well, Henry. A certain (Turns his head towards Sam) SOMEONE (Turns his head back to Amy's phone) smashed my phone by throwing it at a very brainwashed Amy's mom.
Henry: Brainwashed?!
Zach: Yeah, she and the other citizens were brainwashed by Scarlet!
Henry: Who's Scarlet?
Zach: The big Octoling lady!
Henry: Right. Well, that's not good!
Zach: We need you and your group to come and rescue us!
Henry: (Places his hand onto Katie's phone, blocking out the sound) Group B are in trouble.
Izzy: (Gasps) We need to save them!
Henry: (Takes his hand off of Katie's phone) We're on our way, just stay put.
(Henry hangs up, and gives Katie her phone back)
Cuttlefish: Okay, gang. Let's head into the Tenta-Base, and come straight back out when we're done!
(Group A head into the Tenta-Base. The camera cuts to Group B)
Zach: They're on their way.
Amy: Good, this place stinks!
Jasper: Sorry, that's me. When I'm scared, I sweat. When I sweat, I smell...
(Jasper looks around him)
Jasper: Why is the cage getting smaller?
Amy: What are you talking about?
Zach: Oh, no. Jasper's claustrophobia's playing up!
Jasper: Why is the cage getting taller?! Why is everyone getting bigger?!
Zach: And his macropsia's playing up too...
Amy: Poor Jasper...
(The camera cuts to Jasper's point of view, where everyone shrinks, and Sam and Jessica become taller)
Sam: (Her voice becoming demonic) Are you okay, Jasper?
(The camera cuts back to the audience's point of view)
Jasper: AHH! AHH! AHH!!!
Zach: Jasper! (Grabs Jasper and slaps him in the face) Snap out of it!
Jasper: Thanks, Zach. I just get very nervous around tall people, they really creep me out... (To Sam and Jessica) No offense.
Sam & Jessica: (Towering over Jasper) None taken.
(The camera cuts to Group A, who are searching for Group B)
Katie: Where could they be?
Henry: They said they were in a big cage, so they shouldn't be too hard to find.
(Suddenly, Alfred jumps from a platform and blocks Group A's path)
Alfred: Hello there.
Henry: General Octopus!
Alfred: Okay, you've crossed the line, boy! You Inklings are coming with me!
Henry: Run!
(Group A run away from Alfred)
Alfred: Argh, you've got to be kidding me...
(The scene changes to Alfred, who is looking for Group A)
Alfred: Where are you?... Come out, come out, wherever you are...
Henry: Now!
Alfred: What?
(Group A ambush Alfred by trapping him in a big cauldron)
Alfred: (Muffled and reverbed) What the heck?! Grr! You Inklings are gonna pay for this!
Izzy: I can't believe that worked!
Katie: Why do they have a big cauldron?
Henry: I don't know, but let's go!
(Group A leave Alfred alone, stuck inside the big cauldron. DJ Octavio comes in, and sees the big cauldron)
DJ Octavio: Who left this here?
Alfred: (Muffled and reverbed) Son? SON! I'm in here!
DJ Octavio: Dad, why are in a big cauldron?
Alfred: (Muffled and reverbed) Could you let me out please?
DJ Octavio: Let yourself out! I'm sure it's not that hard!
Alfred: (Muffled and reverbed) You know what? Maybe you're right!
(Alfred lifts the big cauldron up, and traps Octavio in it)
DJ Octavio: (Muffled and reverbed) Dad, what the heck?! Let me out this instant!
Alfred: "Let yourself out. I'm sure it's not that hard"!
(Alfred walks away)
DJ Octavio: (Muffled and reverbed) Dad, I'm too small to let myself out!... DAD!!!
(The scene changes to Group A entering a room. They find Group B in a big cage)
Izzy: There you guys are! We've been looking all over for you!
Sam: Oh, finally. We can get out of this cage!
(Henry takes out his book and smashes the padlock on the cage, breaking it open and freeing everyone)
Henry: You guys are free, save the citizens. We'll be outside distracting the Octolings.
(Group A leaves the area)
Amy: Okay, gang. Let's un-brainwash everyone!
Zach: How are we gonna do that?
(Amy thinks to herself for a few seconds)
Amy: I got it! Remember what we discussed? Scarlet was the one who brainwashed everyone, right? What if we get Scarlet to UN-brainwash them?
Zach: Yes, that is true, but how in the world are we gonna get her to do that?
(The camera cuts to Amy's point of view. Amy looks around and sees a large cone, and then looks at Jasper. The camera cuts to Amy's face)
Amy: Hey, Jasper? How good are you with impressions?
(The camera cuts to Group A, who are outside, fighting Octolings)
Katie: (Firing her ink gun) There's too many of them!
Izzy: Where did they all come from?!
Katie: I don't know!
Henry: Hang on!
(Henry takes out a Splat Bomb, and throws it onto the Octolings, blowing them all up)
Katie: We need a distraction!
(Henry looks around)
Henry: I have an idea! What if one of us uses their phone and plays loud music as a distraction?
Cuttlefish: Octolings are very sensitive to certain types of music. That could work!
Henry: Great! What song will we use though?
Izzy: I have a song! This one's a classic!
(Izzy grabs Henry's phone, and starts typing. The scenes changes to Scarlet, who is walking down a hallway, by herself)
Scarlet: (To herself) Where the heck is he? I want him~
(Suddenly, a loud thud can be heard)
Scarlet: (Pulls out her Octo Shot) Who's there?!
Jasper: (Mimicking Octavio) Don't worry, my love. It's just me!
Scarlet: Oh, I've been looking all over for you! Where were you?
(The camera cuts to Group B, who are behind a corner, trying to lure Scarlet over to them. They have Jasper mimicking DJ Octavio's voice to lure Scarlet over)
Jasper: (Mimicking Octavio) I was just outside, looking for any remaining Inklings we may not of caught yet. I'm fine.
Scarlet: Good, because I want some "Alone time" with you~
Jasper: (Normal voice, quietly to himself) Oh, crap! (To Scarlet, mimicking Octavio) Before we have some "Alone time" with each other, I wanna talk to you about our "Plan".
Scarlet: Oh, is there something wrong with it?
Jasper: (Mimicking Octavio) Oh, uh. Th-Th-There's nothing "Wrong" with it, my love. I just wanna change a few things, that's all.
Scarlet: Really? What do you wanna change?
Jasper: (Mimicking Octavio) Let's call off the search, we have enough Inklings. Besides, the remaining Inklings are probably dead. Also, about the citizens. Could you perhaps UN-brainwash them? You know, just for a few minutes? It would be wrong to use them without their consent, and they can't consent when they're brainwashed, can they?
Scarlet: Yeah, I guess you're right... We could have some sort of heart for the poor things... Oh, alright. (Giggles) Anything for you, Octavio!~
(Scarlet gets closer to the camera)
Scarlet: Now... C'mere, you!~
Jasper: Oh, crap!
(Scarlet laughs in a sinister, but playful way as she gets closer to the Inklings)
Jasper: We're screwed.
(Suddenly, loud music starts playing, the song being "Can You Point Your Fingers (And Do The Twist?)" by The Wiggles. Scarlet looks around)
Scarlet: Are you serious?! THIS song?!
(The camera cuts to Group A, who are singing along with the song)
Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish: (Singing) ♪Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪
(The camera cuts to the citizens, their eyes turn back to normal and regain their memories)
Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish: (Singing) ♪Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪
Duncan: What the?
Zoey: What the heck happened?
Crusty Sean: Where am I?
Sheldon: Why are we here?
(The camera cuts to the outside of the Tenta-Base, where all of the Octolings come out from the Tenta-Base and start dancing to the music)
Henry, Izzy, Katie and Cuttlefish: (Singing) ♪Well, we're gonna go up! And go down! Get back up and turn around! Can you point your fingers and do the twist?♪
(The Octolings dance to the music)
Izzy: It's working!
Henry: Okay, great! Let's keep going for a little bit longer!
(The camera cuts back to Amy and the gang)
Zach: (Listening to the music) Heh, nice. Classic childhood song.
Amy: Quick! She's distracted! Let's save everyone!
(Amy and the gang run down the hall, but everyone, apart from Zach and Amy, get trapped in a big cage. Scarlet comes in)
Scarlet: There you are.
Jessica: Oh, c'mon!
Sam: We just got here!
Amy: What are you gonna do to us?
(Scarlet traps both Zach and Amy in her arms, basically hugging them both)
Zach: Oh! Okay!...
Scarlet: I have "Special plans" for you two...
(Scarlet walks away with Zach and Amy in her arms. The camera pans into her Scarlet's face as she laughs evilly. The scene cuts to black)
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