Miller Filler

Episode 5 of SBFW Ultimate.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with several users walking into Miller’s Ale House)
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Crazy: this is not sponsored.
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Purps: So lemme get this straight, my opposite stole a couple of kids?
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Matchy: Yea, basically.
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Purps: Damn. When are we gonna go, rescue them or something.
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Crazy: that’s why we’re here. we’ll have lunch while coming up with a plan!
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Lock: Crazy, this restaurant better have good food!
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Crazy: i was gonna choose the cheesecake factory, but i dont have that much money. 
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Jasbre: Well, couldn’t you find a more “recognizable” restaurant? Say, AppleBees?
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Crazy: i was going to choose that but it doesnt rhyme with filler, which this is.
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Jasbre: You gave up good food just to make a pun?
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Crazy: ye
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Jasbre: F**k you, man.
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Waitress: Hello, welcome to Miller’s, we have a seat for you right here.
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Crazy: cha-ching, reservations! 
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(They all sit down)
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Crazy: ok, let’s figure out this plan.
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Purps: I wonder what our opposites wanted to do with the plutos anyway?
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(Cut to the Plutos tied up)
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Plutos: Ugh, what do you want from us?
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CalmStar: We want to harness your mysterious and powerful ultimate glowing thingy...I haven’t really thought this through.
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Plutos: You mean the thing that makes us combine?
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CalmStar: Yes, totally.
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Pluto: Let us out!
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Discord Pluto: Frick you! (Well I actually just wanna frick Panini)
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Pluto: Is that your only trait?
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SBFW High Pluto: I’m down to this, got nothing to do while expelled anyway.
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CalmStar: I should warn you guys, there is a chance of dying. As we’ll need to suck your souls out with this vacuum.
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Pluto: CrAp. 
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CalmStar: Heh, voice crack.
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Pluto: o
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CalmStar: or?
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(Cut to Crazy and others’ booth)
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Lock: Or what? Crazy, you better not-
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Crazy: or we all die.
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Bot: pfft, welp.
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Jasbre: Horrible plan. We can’t just run in there or die!
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Lock: (whispering): Hey Jas, I have to talk to you about something. Let’s go into the bathroom.
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Jasbre: Hey um, me and Lock have to go
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Crazy: Alright!
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(In the bathroom)
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Lock: So Jas, we need to actually start doing something to get Crazy out of being a leader. As you can tell, he’s doing worse and worse by the day. Any ideas?
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Jasbre: Hmm...good to see you actually thinking about this stuff.
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Lock: Come on!
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Jasbre: Well, we should come up with our own plan. Why do we need to combine users anyway? I really don’t want to combine with my SBFW Go! Self.
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Lock: I see...couldn’t Crazy just, I don’t know, rework Jack’s device into a portal to other dimensions? He can teleport, after all.
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Jasbre: Crazy won’t have to do that. We can do it. We’ll start by getting rid of your alternates. Then we’ll do everyone else plus the fanon characters.
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Lock: Tonight?
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Jasbre: Tonight.
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(They both walk back into the booth)
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Travis: What took you guys so long?
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Lock: We’ll tell you later.
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Polar: And I said, “wow temmie I’m your biggest fan!” And he said “no u”! AHHAHAHAH!
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Crazy: alright polar, we get it. are we all finished eating now?
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Everyone: Yes.
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Crazy: alright, let’s do that plan.
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(Cut to the Plutos trying to break out of their chair)
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Pluto: Guys, move this way! No, this way! Ugh, I’ve realized how horrible I am.
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ZPW Pluto: I’m going to be sick! Jk, I already am >:).
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Discord Pluto: Well I’m just trying to practice! ;)
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WaterCandle: Ugh, these brats are disrupting me! I’m trying to heal Yellos!
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Yellow244: Yeah *cough* boss, do the sucky thing already!
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CalmStar: Alright, I got it. Plutos, get ready to die.
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(The Plutos start to rise up into the air and glow, the chair breaks)
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WaterCandle: Do it now!
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(CalmStar points the vacuum up, but the Plutos grab it and bang his head)
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Yellow244: Oh flip!
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WaterCandle: Don’t worry boss, I got it!
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(WaterCandle rushes to the vacuum, but suddenly the wall breaks open)
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Crazy: give us Pluto or- o he’s already going ultimate. welp, just sit back and watch, guys.
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Purps: So this was all for nothing? Ugh.
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Polar: Hey, it had some pretty good food!
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(Mostly everyone nods)
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Crazy: i’m super sorry, for making a useless plan. the goal of my content-
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WaterCandle: Oh no, I’m too late! 
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(The Plutos turn into one)
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Ultimate Pluto: Damn, I’m cool now.
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(Ultimate Pluto punches WaterCandle, and walks over to his friends)
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Ultimate Pluto: Alright, lets go home.
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Everyone: Yeah, ok.
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Ultimate Granite: Hey Pluto, welcome to the ultimate life.
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Ultimate Pluto: Alright!
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(end)
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