Squidwards and the Idiot's

==Information==
Squidward goes deft and has to deal with Spongebob and Patrick...
This is the Fifth Episode of SpongeyShorts and Segment C of Episode 38 to Season 205.
Characters:
Spongebob Squarepants
Patrick Star
Squidward Q. Tentacles
== The Episode Begins ==
Squidward: Ahh!!! What a great morning...
(Squidward frowns)
Squidward: Too bad it would be ruined by Spongebob and Patrick...
(Cuts to Spongebob opening his front door to the pineapple)
(Spongebob pulls out a megaphone and turns on the megaphone)
(Squidward whimperly begs)
Squidward: Not the megaphone, please Neptune!!!
Spongebob: I'M A READY!!!!!
(Squidwards eardrums burst as the soundwave flung him back to the wall)
(Cuts to Squidward as everything goes quite, he can't hear spongebob and it spreads to the episode)
Squidward: What happened...
Squidward: I'm I deft?
(Squidward comes to the realization)
Squidward: SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cuts to Squidward punching down his door)
(Spongebob walks up to Squidward)
Spongebob: What's wrong Squid-
(Squidward interrupts Spongebob)
Squidward: I'll have you know that the reason why I interrupted you UNKNOWINGLY was because...
Squidward: YOU BURSTED MY EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: Oh so-
(Squidward interrupts Spongebob again)
Squidward: Nope, don't even think about it...
(Patrick's Rock opens)
Patrick: Good Morning!!!
(Spongebob Laughs)
Spongebob: Hi Patrick!!!
(Patrick walks over to Squidwards house)
Patrick: Why is Good ol' Squidward here?
(Spongebob Laughs)
Spongebob: Because he's de-
(Squidward grabs spongebob's mouth and ties it into a bowtie)
Patrick: Because he's DEAD?!?!?!
(Patrick starts to cry)
(Spongebob turns Squidward around to Patrick's point of view as Spongebob unites his mouth)
(Squidward notices the crying Patrick and whimpers)
Squidward: Oh No...
(Patrick stops crying instantly when he hears Squidwards voice)
Patrick: Hi Squidward!!!
(Squidward looks at Patrick disgustingly but Patrick doesn't notice)
(Spongebob finally unites his mouth)
Spongebob: Maybe we should take care of him ourselves Patrick...
Patrick: Or we can throw him down in rock bottom???
Spongebob: Patrick!?!?!? We can't do that!!!
(Patrick drools)
Spongebob: We'll just give a WAKE UP CALL!!!!!
(Spongebob pulls out two megaphones, he gives the other one to Patrick)
(They both turn their megaphones on)
Squidward: What are you two doing?
(They both put their megaphones right up to Squidwards ears: Patrick on the left and Spongebob on the right)
Spongebob and Patrick: WAKE UP SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!!!
(Cuts to Squidward waking up out of shock and fear from the nightmare he had)
Squidward: WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!?
(Squidward looks around his room to make sure there was no Spongebob or Patrick in sight)
Squidward: I have to make sure I'm not deft...
(Squidward finds something to throw and spots something)
Squidward: Just what I need!!!
(Squidward throws his lamp out of the window causing the window to break)
Squidward: I can hear it???
(Squidward jumps on his bed)
Squidward: Yes I can hear...
(Squidward gets comfy on his bed and falls asleep)
(The scene fades into a title card that says: If you think that you went deft, through a lamp out of your window THEN IT'S CONFERMED!!!)
(The title card fades to another one that says: Actually please don't, just please don't if you want to know without getting in trouble just tape on something...)
(The episode fades out)
== End Credits/Information ==
Originally Written by TheLazyCat2020 on Friday, December 11 2020
Production #104
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