The Gay Bar vs The Swamp

The Gay Bar vs The Swamp was a roleplaying arc between "Rob" Roflgator and Murder Crumpet running competing bar establishments.
==Background==
Ever since Murder Crumpet took over hosting the daily lobby at The Royal Gator Rob had noted that the bar started to more resemble a gay bar, having the majority of patrons be men looking for other men. Noticing this division in order to prove a point, and himself being the better bar-owner and wing-man, Rob resigned and started up his new competing bar outside named "The Swamp".
Division among friends occurred as the previous bar employees and regulars had to choose sides. Dango went to Robs side while his wife Sorry went to Crumpets side.
==History==
===March 12th opening===
Opening up the bar Rob decided that in order to attract new customers he had to be devious and host as many events and entertainment as possible. Opening a stage and bar with drinks as well as new dancers.
The pet alligator at The Royal Gator named "Lumpy" was found floating upside down in the swamp water with the suspicious hissing turtle Eerie Lake doing its thing, hissing loudly at everyone approaching. Sadly Lumpy met his fate probably being killed by the evil turtle.
The Bandit from long ago returned offering some wisdom on possibly succeeding in winning the competition against the other bar.
Having previously been a home of various frog people a very loud frog-like creature threw a yelling fit scaring off most customers.
As things weren't already going downhill Zapdec returns from having been gone for almost a year and brings along his fellow block gangbangers. They claim ownership of "The Swamp" bar and occupy the stage for their own. Playing loud shitty Minecraft music they scam Roflgator out of his money and is left to deal with Zombie Girl.
Opening a fighting ring, the first combatants were Walter H versus Radiant Soul. Radiant ended up winning the competition when Walter accidentally kicked over his computer, locking himself in a permanent pose and losing.
News spread of some assassin being after Dango and Rob made it a priority to protect him, still caring for his daughter/son being on the oppositions side, she expressed not possibly standing life without the love of her life. Dango went missing for a while but was eventually recovered.
Trying to satisfy all the customers eventually went to Robs head, his shoulders slumped and he embraced being a "simp" acting nice towards women especially visiting The Swamp. The light fading from his usual eyes he seemed defeated as more and more customers left him opting for the Gay bar instead. This only lasted a while as Meech slapped him out of it, telling him to embrace his true incel side.
Uncaged from his shell of "Simpness", the robot alligator Roflgator resurfaced, pep-talked by Vore to become his true robot self again he would become an incel if he had to.
SciFri, wing-manned by Psychology went on a date with a girl named Rainbowsrfun and they had a successful date of sorts up until she revealed to already be in an open relationship.
Psychology having worked for MurderCrumpet would eventually swap sides, promising bringing in new clientele to the new swamp. He had met some exotic dancers prominent in the ERP scene who if they could be convinced to start dancing at the bar would surely bring in new customers. Rainbowsrfuns crew led by someone named Lord Megatron would bring in more clientelle.
Meech having lost a bet towards AnnaKavanna was given a condition, in order for Anna to return he would have to accept going on a date with Crumpet. The source of Meech's ultimate annoyance, Crumpet offered to be a mute if that helped but the prospect did not hold any sway to Meech. Breaking the deal completely Rob interrupted and broke Meech free of his deal, they would leave forever never to come back - but in truth they would be putting on disguises and host a Mexican fiesta party at The Swamp instead the coming day.
:Highlight: The epic story of two brothers that lost it all...
===Fiesta Night===
Fiesta night was launched outside of The Royal Gaytor hosted by Karpal, Floyd Dreamer and Cousin Cousin. He brought his homies and added fitting decorations such as piñatas, flags, a taco bell church and a stage. Being the strange person he is Karpal would go around calling everyone "Perro", the insulting word for dog or ass.
Wimchimp being the DJ played banger hispanic songs such as Despacito on the stage with the crew jamming out. Karpal with encouragement managed to even get Wooks the penguin to go wild on stage.
Karpal encouraging everyone to participate in the festivities was eventually tested by Uzu who brought him to a rage, expressing worry that he cant go back to jail again he was calmed by Antonio and El Camaron.
Party bumping Karpal decided to pull out the big guns of biological warfare and try and convince their competitors that they had a case of virulent "cor fungus" infection. Although not actually being infected Chuck was sent in using a disguise to cough on all the patrons of the competing bar to try and scare them away. This would eventually backfire when the whole bar was shut down and quarantined, trapping both Floyd Dreamer and Karpal inside. Armed guards stopping them from leaving by the entrance they snuck out through the sewers in the bathroom.
LeyLey joined the fiesta party, inquiring about souls. She asked many about signing her contract, giving up their most precious selves. Not many were dumb enough to sign it but Karpal for sure did it anyway.
El Pajero the scuffed looking sasquatch with a snake hand attended the party, inquiring about his long lost love LeyLey and how he could charm her. As a suggestion a fight in one-on-one combat was suggested and the two battled out. Choosing a nickname LeyLey chose "El Diablo", being a devil or demon. Their battle a weird mess El Pajero used his snake arm attack to no avail and lost in both the battle of combat and the battle of his heart, when he was brutally rejected by LeyLey.
The party wild and full of joy SciFri returned outside to report that the competing bar ran by Crumpet had suddenly run out of money and foreclosed.
In celebration of the success Roflgator revealed his true identity and commended Crumpet for being an equal bar manager, having won the previous days competition and him the one today. As a band-aid on the wounds of Meech, when he revealed himself to have been Floyd Dreamer, AnnaKavanna finally agreed to go on a date with him.
Vincent Xs date with Nyx had also paid of over at Crumpets bar, and she had agreed to become his girlfriend finally.
Both Dango and Sorry still missing their disappearance remained a mystery.
==Trivia==
*What does Simp mean? - A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
*The whole map was revised and edited by Roflgator to fit the roleplaying arc.
==Links to videos==
===Archived VOD's===
*Part 1: Mar 11th - RP is back. Murder's Gay Bar vs Robs Swamp
*Part 2: Mar 13th - Fiesta at The Swamp bar vs The Gay Bar
===Mar 11th 2020 Clips===
*RIP Lumpy 🐊🤛🐢
*EYBABOGAWO EYYAWE
*Swamp creature uses the B word
*Panda has a question
*Psychology changes side. He found what?
*Vore puts on his charm "Prove it"
*SciFri's date with Rainbowsrfun 😂💨
*The truth comes out for SciFri... part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4
*Radiant Soul shows no mercy vs Walter H
*Scammed by the Blocks
*Vore: This is your Swamp!
*Incelgator Uncaged
*6 b... wait hold up a moment Vore...
*Meech's deal to get AnnaKavanna back
*The condition is a Meech & Murder date
===Mar 13th 2020 Clips===
*Essastupido
*Join the desktop shuffle 🐧 Wooks goes wild
*Antonios miraculous healing kisses 💋
*Karpal is mad... saved by El camaron 🦐
*Escaping the quantine from Cor fungus
*Hey cousin, this is Cousin he calls everyone cousin
*Haydttt's grito is top tier
*Where is Antonio?!
*Pep talk EL PAJARO, Love of his life... LeyLey
*Success, La serpiente sss attack vs El Diablo
*El Pajerro has lost the fight and his love...💔
*The magical Amigo Zone 
*True identities revealed
*The Swamp fiesta episode old style outro
*Wait, an episode too early Sorry...
*Voracious love
*Date with the other red haired robot
==Gallery==
===Mar 11th 2020===
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 2 The Royal Gaytor - Murders Gay Bar.jpg|Crumpets The Royal Gaytor
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 4 The Royal Gaytor - Murders Gay Bar.jpg|Crumpets The Royal Gaytor
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 7 MrInconvenience and Jogie Joey dancing in The Swamp bar.jpg|MrInconvenience and Jogie Joey dancing at The Swamp bar.
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 8 Haydttt bartending in The Swamp bar.jpg|Haydttt bartending.
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 9 The Bandit (Jor).jpg|The Bandit returned.
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 12 Jerry Pasture.jpg|El Pajero
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 14 Haydttt and Frog guy (Jerry Pasture).jpg|Haydttt and a frog-like creature
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 18 Gaytor bar Party.jpg|Party at The Royal Gaytor
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 20 Yakuza 0 Vore.jpg|Vore puts on a disguise as "Antonio"
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 27 Meech and Rainbowsrfun.jpg|Meech and Rainbowsrfun
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 30 The Blocks are back.jpg|The Blocks return led by Zapdec and try to claim the bar as their own.
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 33 Turtles fighting.jpg|The hissing turtle Eerie Lake found a competitor
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 40 Girls.jpg|Ruthless Ruby, Cri45, Jipe and NinjaKikio
Rofl Mar 11th 2020 42 Psychology.jpg|Psychology switches sides
===Mar 12th 2020===
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 18 Wimchimp jamming on stage.jpg|Wimchimp plays banger music on chat
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 19 J4key and Crumpet.jpg|J4key and Crumpet
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 23 Panda (Badgerrrboiiii) fell of the stage.jpg|Panda Badgerrrboiiii fell of stage dancing
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 24 Antonio (Vore) pinjata.jpg|Antonio hits a piñata 
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 25 Antonio (Vore) kissing J4keys hurt away.jpg|Antonio kisses J4KEYs hurt away
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 27 Uzu making Karpal mad, gonna break free.jpg|Uzu enrages Karpal
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 29 El camaron (Shrimp).jpg|Shrimps so called disguise "El Camaron" 
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 31 Antonio (Vore).jpg|Vore as "Antonio"
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 34 Crumpet and Gap Gap.jpg|Crumpet and Gap Gap
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 35 J4key and Uzu.jpg|J4KEY and Uzu
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 37 Biological warfare cor fungus plotting, Chuck and Antonio (Vore).jpg|Plotting biological warfare... or at least lying about cor fungus spreading
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 38 MuscleManMax AnnaKavanna, Yaas, SciFri and Flynn.jpg|MuscleManMax, AnnaKavanna, Yaas, SciFri and Flynn watch the stage.
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 42 Antonio (Vore) and J4key.jpg|"Antonio" and J4key
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 52 Xavier (Jerry Pasture) cant fight LeyLey shes the love of his life.jpg|El Pajero ponders his battle with the love of his life LeyLey
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 53 El Diablo LeyLey.jpg|"El Diablo" LeyLey
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 57 El Pajero (Jerry Pasture) pep talk final round vs El Diablo LeyLey.jpg|El Pajero pep-talked before the fight
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 61 Group Picture.jpg|Group picture at "The Swamp"
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 64 Chuck walking off into the moonlight.jpg|One Pepsiman walking off into the moonlight 
Rofl Mar 13th 2020 65 Gapp promoted from Crumpets secretary to left hand.jpg|Gapp promoted to MurderCrumpets right hand
===Artwork===
Bekomon artwork of Psychology Murder Crumpet and Sorry.jpg|Artwork depicting Psychology, MurderCrumpet and Sorry in The Gay Bar vs The Swamp RP arc. Drawn by BekoMon
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