The New Recipe

This is the sixth episode of Patrick's Playground.
(Mr. Krabs is counting his money)
Mr. Krabs: 6,798, 6,799- what the flim flam!? (he hears a commotion going on outside his office, and comes out to see what’s going on)
Customer: These patties don’t taste good anymore. We want something different.
Other customer: Yeah, they’ve been getting old.
Mr. Krabs: What? They’re perfectly fine. You guys could eat them at least a thousand more times.
Customer: Doubt it, it’s getting stale after several decades. You need a new recipe.
Other customer: Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: New recipe, eh? (he goes back into his office)
(Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward in Krabs’ office)
Squidward: What is it this time?
SpongeBob: Hush, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: I’ve been getting complaints about the Krabby Patty’s recipe getting stale, old, dry, words like that. And I’d like you, SpongeBob, to come up with a new one.
SpongeBob: Old? Stale? Who said these foul words?
Mr. Krabs: The customers.
SpongeBob: Well if it’s a recipe they want, it’s a recipe they’re gonna get.
Squidward: Wait why am I here?
(Cut to Patrick brushing his teeth in his rock)
Patrick: Brush brush brush! Brush brush bru- (he hears sounds coming from SpongeBob’s house) What’s going on over at SpongeBob’s? (he goes over to his house) Hiya, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Ah! Patrick, don’t scare me like that!
Patrick: Sorry. Anyways, whatcha doin’?
SpongeBob: Making a new recipe for the krabby patty since everyone is tired of the old one.
Patrick: But I love the current one!
SpongeBob: Looks like we’re the only ones that think that. And we have to listen to the masses apparently.
Patrick: Screw the masses, I can make a recipe myself!
SpongeBob: You sure? I mean, you remember what happened last time?
(Flashbacks to Patrick cooking raw chum for SpongeBob to eat, and he passes out when he takes a bite)
Patrick: Yeah I’m sure I can do it.
SpongeBob: Alrighty then, I’ll tell Krabs you’re taking over.
Patrick: Trust me, I can do this.
(A montage plays of Patrick thinking of a recipe, in the end he doesn’t think of anything)
Patrick: D’oh… I can’t think of anything. What to do, what to do? (he spots a truck full of krabby patties) I think I have an idea! (he runs towards it)
Truck driver: Stupid kid… (he floors it)
Patrick: Dang it. (He starts Naruto running toward the truck)
Truck driver: Oh crap! A Naruto runner! I'm screwed.
Patrick: Ha ha. (He's on the truck’s tail, when the driver accidentally drops the load of patties)
Truck driver: Not again! That's the seventh time this week!
Patrick: I win! I win! I win! Time to make that recipe.
(Three hours later…)
Mr. Krabs: He should be here any minute now…
Patrick: (barges into Krabs’ office) I have made the recipe!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, Patrick, but we don't need a new recipe anymore.
Patrick: Why not?
Mr. Krabs: Sandy beat ya to it.
Customer: These new squirrel patties are great? What's in them?
Sandy: It's a secret. (blows a raspberry at Patrick and the episode ends)
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