That's Gotta Hurt

"That's Gotta Hurt" is the 31st session of Campaign 2.0.
== Summary ==
* We’re all traveling together as this big ol’ group to Runewatch. Super duper fun and awesome.
* Gareth asks if anyone would like to accompany him while he hunts for food! Pretty innocuous question right? Sulelia takes up the offer and the two skedaddle into the woods.
* Well, unless you’re us, you probably don’t remember the Black Bow - but long story short ,it’s this legendary weapon that also happens to be cursed, and Gareth decided he was dope enough to wield it without falling under its chaotic evil influence.
* Except he was wrong. Gareth and Sulelia come across two giants in the woods, and after brutally killing the two with the bow he slips under its control and goes loco.
* Sulelia’s like, haha, GARETH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOU. As she attempts to ask for help over her Sending Stone, Gareth shoots it out of her hand!
* Sulelia, having cast Haste on herself a while ago, bolts out of the woods and screams for help. We all come to her dashing rescue and have a brief scuffle with a mind-controlled Gareth who’s doling out an average of, like, 40-something damage per turn...
* Angeal‘s aasimar wings burst from her back and she darts towards Gareth, casting Inflict Wounds on him at, like... I don’t even remember. 5th level? Regardless, it's a critical hit, and the attack sends him unconscious with a total of 70-something necrotic damage.
* As soon as Gareth’s down we all turn to the bow. DESTROY. Angeal casts Dispel Magic on it, and with a 23 it seems to take effect. It becomes a regular wooden bow that Sulelia snaps in half.
* Haha, ok, time to bring Gareth back to life... Angeal casts Revivify and burns through a diamond. Nothing happens. As she does so she hears a voice tell her that “he’s too far gone...” in a super ominous voice.
* Oh, fuck. Gareth's dead dead. Runya’s party arrives and looks over all of the absolute carnage that’s taken place. Yeesh...