Low Definition: Lesser of Two Weevils

Game Show episode 58, posted March 30, 2017.
Low Definition episode 11
More ridiculous definitions of ridiculous words. We also visit an unexpected man in an unexpected location, do some more Google searches, and borrow a book from a Little Free Library. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Chip Sudderth (winner)
* Jason Snell
* Glenn Fleishman
* Tiffany Arment
* Brian Hamilton
* Kathy Campbnell
Listener Scott's word furphy was acknowledged at the beginning of the next episode.
== Title Origin ==
Kathy's submitted definition for round 11.
== Words ==
Players marked with ☹️ were judged to be close enough to the original definition to be awarded three points, with their definitions taken out of play. 
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=== Round 1 - eccaleobion ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Commonly known as the “eyes” of a potato 	Tiff 	
A primitive form of cave painting 	Jason 	
A canon of religious law 	Chip 	Glenn
An egg incubator 	Correct Definition	Jason, Tiff
A sound-sensitive cell inside one’s ear 	Brian 	Chip, Kathy
Church laws relating to burial rites 	Glenn 	Brian
Fish with scales that are colored with more than 3 colors	Kathy 	
==== Standings: ====
* Tiff - 2
* Jason - 2
* Brian - 2
* Chip - 1
* Glenn - 1
* Kathy - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - haenep (from Listener Lewis) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
An Irish style of wheat beer 	Brian 	
An early ink pen used by European scribes 	Jason 	Jason
A pasture 	Chip 	Glenn, Tiff
An archaic, Old English word for hemp 	Correct Definition	Brian
The tip of the ear 	Kathy 	Chip
The Gaelic term for a dram of spirits 	Glenn 	Kathy
A bronchial condition cased by inhaling wool fibers	Tiff 	
==== Standings: ====
* Brian - 4
* Chip - 3
* Tiff - 2
* Jason - 2
* Glenn - 2
* Kathy - 1
* Steve - 0
=== Round 3 - trenail ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A carriage pulled by three horses 	Kathy 	Chip, Jason
A five-leafed shape common in gothic architecture 	Glenn 	Tiff, Brian
A sharp spike used to deter infantry from pursuit 	Chip 	Glenn
An archaic medical technique in which a metal rod is hammered into a bone	Jason 	
A sickness caused by spoiled pork 	Brian 	
A wooden pin that swells when moist 	Correct Definition	
A nail in a tree 	Tiff 	Kathy
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 6
* Glenn - 4
* Brian - 4
* Chip - 4
* Kathy - 3
* Tiff - 3
* Jason - 2
=== Round 4 - "Goo Complete Me" ===
What does Google suggest when you type What if a dinosaur...
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
was cloned 	Jason 	Brian, Chip
lived in a zoo 	Kathy 	Glenn
had got in the lake	Correct Suggestion	
had human hands 	Glenn 	
wore pants? 	Tiff 	Kathy
survived today 	Chip 	Jason
farted 	Brian 	Tiff
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 5
* Chip - 5
* Glenn - 4
* Kathy - 4
* Tiff - 4
* Jason - 4
=== Round 5 - ushabti ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Natural sparking water 	Brian 	Jason
A style of ancient human art made from carved animal bones 	Jason 	
A small fish found mostly in the upper Missouri River 	Glenn 	
A head scarf 	Chip 	Kathy
The roots of a Baobob tree 	Kathy 	Glenn, Tiff
To critically judge your mother-in-law’s cooking 	Tiff 	Brian
Figurines placed in Ancient Egyptian tombs to act as servants in the afterlife	Correct Definition	Chip
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 12
* Chip - 8
* Brian - 6
* Kathy - 6
* Tiff - 5
* Glenn - 4
* Jason - 4
=== Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - zenzizenzizenzic ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A Slavic twirling dance 	Glenn 	
Flaking from a rotating metal cylinder resulting from friction	Chip 	Brian
The technical term for a deer in the headlights 	Kathy 	
The telling of a tall tale, usually involving the supernatural	Tiff 	Kathy
Navigating via a sextant 	Jason 	
Musical rests in religious choral performances 	Brian 	Jason, Glenn, Tiff
The eighth power of a number 	Correct Definition	Chip
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 12
* Chip - 11
* Brian - 9
* Kathy - 6
* Tiff - 6
* Glenn - 4
* Jason - 4
=== Round 7 - "Canada Man" ===
According to the Penticton Herald, shortly before 2 AM on August 24, 2016, Mounties responded to a call at a Penticton, BC gas station. There they discovered Canada Man, completely naked and pouring milk on his genitals. When questioned, what was the reason Canada Man gave for his bizarre actions?
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
To drown the fire ants 	Brian 	Kathy
he had been attacked by three unknown men who sprayed bear spray down his pants 	Correct Story	Chip
He had poured antifreeze on his private parts to cool them down, and they started feeling like they were on fire. he thought milk would help	Glenn 	
he spilled a bottle of hot sauce on his pants, giving his privates a chemical burn 	Chip 	Brian
He had been sprayed by a skunk and was getting the stink out 	Jason 	Tiff
he was fishing for beavers 	Kathy 	Glenn
He was washing off the gasoline after changing his mind. 	Tiff 	Jason
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 14
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 10
* Kathy - 7
* Tiff - 7
* Jason - 5
* Glenn - 4
=== Round 8 - absquatulate ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
To extinguish a candle with water 	Kathy 	Chip
To push a viscous material through a narrow opening, as with toothpaste	Chip 	Brian
To imitate the call of a bird 	Brian 	Tiff
An exercise that isolates muscle groups 	Glenn 	
Stroking the fur of an animal against the grain 	Tiff 	Jason
To flee; abscond 	Correct Definition	Glenn
To dredge a river 	Jason 	Kathy
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 15
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 11
* Kathy - 8
* Tiff - 8
* Jason - 6
* Glenn - 6
=== Round 9 - furphy (from Listener Scott) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Dank; musty 	Chip 	Kathy
The inedible elements used in food photography 	Tiff 	Brian, Chip, Jason
A brocaded pillow 	Glenn 	
A taxidermied animal that has been placed on a pedestal	Kathy 	
A false or absurd story that is claimed to be factual 	Correct Definition	Glenn
To be on the run from the law 	Brian 	
An Irish animal spirit 	Jason 	Tiff
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 16
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 11
* Tiff - 11
* Kathy - 8
* Glenn - 8
* Jason - 7
=== Round 10 - "Goodwill Reading" ===
Given the blurb from the back of a random paperback from a local Tiny Library, write the first sentence of the book.
Title: Colonies in Space
Author: T. A Heppenheimer
This is not science fiction. Not a sketchy outline of dim possibilities. Not far-reaching speculation. COLONIES IN SPACE illustrates, with over 100 drawings and diagrams, that livable space colonies can be constructed, and maintained, now. Planetary scientist T. A Heppenheimer covers every aspect of the space colony. From the first way-station, to the luxurious condominium of the future. Its design. Its gravity. Its energy sources. The food supply for its inhabitants. And the special problem - and pleasures - humans will face in a man-created environment. Sooner or later, they will exist. We have all the tools and intelligence at hand.
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Have you ever wanted to live in Space? 	Jason 	
Have you ever looked into the stars and dreamt of living among the heavens? 	Tiff 	
Colonies in space? 	Correct Sentence	Jason
The future of humanity is not on our finite planet, but rather in the deepest oceans of space.	Chip 	Brian
Living in space is within reach. 	Kathy 	Chip, Glenn
You may not believe me, but everything I say is true, I swear 	Brian 	Tiff
Man has walked on the moon, but he will live on Mars in the millions by the year 1999 	Glenn 	Kathy
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 17
* Steve - 12
* Brian - 12
* Tiff - 11
* Kathy - 10
* Glenn - 9
* Jason - 9
=== Round 11 - yeevil ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The lesser of two weevils 	Kathy 	Tiff
A village well 	Glenn 	Kathy
A prospector’s favorite pickaxe 	Brian 	
A group of people hired to boo at sporting events 	Tiff 	
An erratic maneuver in stunt flying 	Chip 	Jason, Glenn
A pitchfork made specifically for moving piles of dung	Correct Definition	Brian
A small pickle 	Jason 	Chip
==== Standings: ====
* Chip - 19
* Brian - 14
* Steve - 12
* Tiff - 11
* Kathy - 11
* Glenn - 10
* Jason - 10
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