Minecraft vs Roblox

centre|thumb|480x480pxMinecraft vs Roblox is the 39th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features the game, Minecraft rapping against the game, Roblox. It was released on December 20, 2019.
== Cast ==
Cam Greely as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Minecraft is in blue and Roblox is in yellow)
=== Minecraft ===
Start up a new world can't believe my eyes 
There's already a zombie, it ain't even night 
I'm just surprised that they keep you alive 
With your graphics stuck back in 2005 
There's no survival, I'm more creative 
While you're just a scammer using its players 
Cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You're milkin' kid's Robux with microtransactions 
All that you built up you know that I break that 
Cuts just like diamonds this isn't your safe chat 
Why don't you face that you ain't no game 
You're a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 
That's right you're a criminal now time to pay up 
My bars' a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I'll light you up and will beam your screen back to Dynablox 
=== Roblox ===
ROBLOX, ROBLOX, ROBLOX, ROBLOX 
I'M A TYCOON ROASTER! 
I'LL RIDE YOUR MOM LIKE A COASTER! 
I MADE HER GO (OOF) 
NOW I'LL KILL YOU 
PUSH YOU OUT A PLANE WITH NO PARCHUTE 
WATCH YOU PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH 
AS I SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT 
SPEEDRUN FOR YOUR LIFE BUT YOU KNOW I RUN FASTER! 
I'LL MAKE YOUR BLOODY CORPSE LOOK LIKE A NATURAL DISASTER 
I'LL MURDER YOU NO MYSTERY 
ROBLOX GOES DOWN IN HISTORY 
WHILE MINECRAFT IS JUST DIAMOND ARMOR OVER YOUR VIRGINITY 
=== Minecraft ===
Uhh... Uhh. Uhh... 
That was a bit weird but now I'm back to rappin' 
I'mma just act as if that didn't happen 
So back to action, this noob is straight getting played 
Bury you back to third grade 
I've got nothing to prove but you can't say the same 
Look at your site, I'm ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure he put pop-up ads on his own game, lame 
Notch the creator, built with his hands 
But even your maker's built on a sham 
How you gon' name him as Builderman? When all of your best games were built by the fans 
That's lower than the bedrock, you're the bottom minin' nothing 
Call me all your coppers cause I'm dropping you inside the dungeon 
Lockin' you out of my realm call that Ro-Blocked 
How you coming back from that now Roblox? 
=== Roblox ===
I'LL KILL YOU MAN, I HAVE AN ACTUAL GUN 
I WILL OFF YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS FOR FUN 
THEN I WILL DROWN 'EM! DUMP THEM IN QUILL LAKE 
AND PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK WITH THEIR BODY'S REMAINS 
CAN'T ESCAPE NOW YOU'RE IN MY BLAST ZONE 
I GOT A REAL BOMB AND I'LL KILL US BOTH 
THEN SEE YOU IN HELL AND I WILL BASH YOUR FACE IN 
PUT YOU IN SOME DOUGH AND MAKE PIZZA WITH SATAN 
WON'T JAILBREAK FROM YOUR FLOWS 
I'LL MAKE YOU DROP ALL THE SOAP 
THEN HANG YOU RIGHT BY THE THROAT 
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF, BRO 
NOTCH IS JUST CHUBBY AND SAD 
BUILDERMAN'S A BUILDER CHAD 
ROBLOX GOOD, MINECRAFT BAD 
DO US A FAVOR COMMIT TOASTER BATH 
== Trivia ==
* This is the second episode to feature the character Minecraft, after Minecraft vs Terraria.
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