Very Good Fanfiction

"Very Good Fanfiction" is a very good fanfiction. It was written by everyone on this thread: Let's Make A Terrible Fanfiction! It is still going on so if you want to write something in it, you can! (Don't write on this page because I'm making it sound like a real "story".)
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|-|Book 1=
Clay was slurping some new drink, rather loudly too. It looked like a Slurpee, but it couldn't be a Slurpee…dragons weren't that far developed yet. Starflight was just reading a scroll in the background.
It was, in fact, a bit of mud mixed with ice. Sunny walked over and asked if she could try some of the mud ice.
"Sure!" Clay handed it over.
Sunny tried it, but it tasted horrible and she handed it back quickly.
"More for me," Clay smiled and went back to slurping loudly.
Then Glory, camouflaged, grabbed it and slurped, “Ewww…” she said, yeeting the cup into the sky.
"My drink!"
Starflight made a face talon in the background.
Tsunami decided not to go after the drink and went to get a taco.
Auklet walked up to her “PBLLLLT!”
Tsunami smiled at the dragonet. “You want some?” She offered.
"Sorry, we don't serve dragonets!" Anemone, aka the taco stand owner, said, scooping some green ice cream into a tortilla.
Auklet grabs a taco anyways and chomped it to oblivion. She licked her plump lips and pokes a lizard.
Tsunami shrugged and did a funky dance.
Coral was also in the food truck, chopping on some ice cream. Anemone cursed at her sister and mother, saying that she was trying to get enough money to buy glasses for her hot crush Tamarin.
Winter was just chilling, Qibli walks up “Oi—“ “WHY ARE YOU HERE QIBLI?”
"Winter, get the ice cream and can you kick out my mom?" she asked. "And maybe kick out your boyfriend Qibli too.."
Winter yelled and threw everybody out using sudden powers that he'd never known he had because he was just amazing.
"Thank you, Winter!" Anemone smiled and went back into the food truck with Coral dead on the ground. "We need to get more ice cream, Coral ate it all." She flopped on the drivers' seat and began to drive.
Turtle did something animus magickly and created some pink fluffy ice cream dancing on a rainbow platter
Anemone began driving with her back talons as Turtle made on the roof of the car the ice cream and rainbows.
Peacemaker made strawberry ice cream and gave it to everyone before the chaos would come.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Anemone screamed, spinning the car. "I'm going to be sick!" Winter screamed. "WA OOH!" Turtle screamed as well.
Foeslayer yeeted Winter out the window before he barfed on her perfect green scales. She too was screaming.
Winter vomited on Daisy the Flower, who screamed and slapped him in return.
Cliff screamed and jumped in the car with strawberry ice cream.
Anemone, forgetting she had wings and animus magic, was still struggling to drive and spun the car. "WEEEEEEEEEE!" Peacemaker laughed.
Some random NightWing got ran over by the truck
Anemone cried suddenly. "I've killed two dragons now! TIME TO RUN OVER MORE!" She got the car under control.
And then Darkstalker appeared out of nowhere, and Anemone somehow ran over him, too.
Anemone only stopped speeding when she saw Tamarin. Tamarin paused and glanced up. Anemone waved.
Tamarin blushed and waved back.
"H-hi Tamarin.. take your time crossing the street." She turned to Peacemaker and whispered. "Do you have any ice cream still?"
"Yeah I have ice cream!" he said very loudly.
"Sssh shut up real quick. I need some, now." Anemone looked up and called out. "Sorry, my son was eating mud and ice!"
Anemone stole Peacemaker's ice cream and yeeted it at Tamarin because she loves her.
"Enjoy that Tammy!" she called out and went back to speeding once the RainWing crossed the street.
"Tammy?" Qibli snickered.
Anemone shot a glare before going back on her speeding. "Uh oh, Foeslayer, qIbLI LOOKS sIcK~"
Foeslayer yeeted Qibli out of the car just as he started to protest.
"Now, to go to Costco," Anemone smiled. "To get ice cream and tortillas! Win- oh wait he's dead.. Kinkajou-!"
Kinkajou had disappeared, and could be seen hugging Tamarin
Anemone frowned. ":( pEACEMAKER then!"
Peacemaker was talking to Tamarin as well. In fact everybody had deserted Anemone and was talking to her.
Anemone frowned and rushed into Costco herself. "Get flowers- get flowers- get ice cream-" she muttered while robbing the store. Anemone zoomed back to the street where Tamarin and the gang, catching her breath.
Only to discover kinkajou kissing tamarin, purely to mess with Anemone.
Anemone screamed and shoved the flowers in front of the kissing RainWings. "Flowers.. Tamarin. Your. Favorite."
Tamarin jumped and screamed. "Anemone! What was that! Oh flowers! Uh thanks?"
"And.. glasses too! I own a food truck to get enough money for blind glasses."
"They are glasses for you. And for other blind dragons so that they can see I think," Anemone fiddled with the glasses, which were really sunglasses.
"See?" she gasped and hugged Anemone very hard. "I love you thanks so much!"
Anemone hugged back, though stuck her tongue out at Kinkajou and scowled. She did a mom move and pointed to her food truck as well as with the others.
Tamarin put on the sunglasses. "I don't see anything," she said in confusion.
"I think they lied.." Anemone did a small magic thing.
"You lied??" she gasped.
"No, no! They lied- anyway, I need to go care for my kids, bye bye!" she ran in her food truck and zoomed off, Kinkajou, Peacemaker, and the rest in the car.
"THEY SCAMMED US!!" she yelped and did some angry things.
Anemone sighed loudly before screaming at Kinkajou. "WHY DID YOU KISS MY GIRL- OK we are crushes- GIRLFRIEND?! And Peacemaker, you stole the money needed to buy stuff. So we are all criminals!"
Everybody whooped except Anemone, who sobbed.
Anemone slammed her head on the wheel, honking loudly. "OK- OK. Kinkajou then will be in charge of robbing.. she can turn invisible, Peacemaker will be a scapegoat- OK-OK I, we can work with this.."
Moonwatcher suddenly appeared and shrieked at the sight of Anemone yelling. "Where is WINTER!?" she asked
"HUGGING AND KISSING QIBLI!" one of them yelled.
"He was sick so Foeslayer took him to the hospital. Can you set up the beds..?"
Moon spluttered. "Why-that-no, what?" She nervously slurped another mud-ice drink
"Qibli was also sick.. and now we are on the run after I robbed a Costco. Kinkajou, can you just tell Moonwatcher everything?!"
"No!" Kinkajou said, cheerfully.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?" Moonwatcher protested. "You STOLE from a COSTCO!?" Tears leaked from her eyes. "Nooooooo!"
"I did! AND THE LITTLE SPAWN YOU MADE WITH A STRAWBERRY IS TOO BLAME!"
More tears leaked from Moon's eyes. "Don't remind me what you did to Darkstalker," she sniffled. "You made him a strawberry bean." she sighed.
"How?!" Anemone pulled over as sirens rolled in the background.
"NO KEEP GOING!" Kinkajou yelled
Anemone glared at Kinkajou before clapping her hands and poofing away. "Talons and wings up!" Peacemaker squeaked.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" Moon yelled at Kinkajou
Kinkajou leapt forward and pressed the gas pedal. The bus lurched forward and they started speeding down the highway, weaving between cars
Peacemaker made siren noises.
Moon screamed.
"Pull over!" Peacemaker spoke for the police dragons. When he finished a message, he scrambled on the wheel. "Whoop. Whoop. Whoop."
Moon grabbed Peacemaker, while Kinkajou cackled and continued to weave through the cars
"PULL OVER!" a loud voice boomed. Peacemaker blinked at Moon.
"WHY am I INVOLVED in this!?" Moon yelled over the sirens as she clutched Peacemaker to her chest.
"Because you choose to come in this car," responded Sundew and Willow, riding a bike close to the food truck.
Moon's eyes widened. "Okay now there's more dragons," she said, feeding Peacemaker a raspberry muffin
Peacemaker nibbled on the raspberry muffin as Sundew and Willow dashed off. Suddenly, Peacemaker grew heavy in Moonwatcher's talons.
Moon looked down. "Uhhh..." she said
Peacemaker grew and grew and shot lasers out of his eyeballs, breaking the door of the food truck.
Kinkajou was cackling as she kept driving. Foeslayer grabbed Peacemaker and yeeted him as well
Peacemaker sliced the road in half. He sneezed and lowered down to the ground as the police dragons fell to the center of the earth.
"HOLY MOONS HOLY MOONS PEACEMAKER IS DARKSTALKER!" Moon screamed, her talons flying up to her snout. "And HOLY MOONS you just threw him over that police car!"
Peacemaker cried. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOONY! MUMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Moon gulped. "Um am I his mom now or...?"
Kinkajou turned the truck around, the tires screeching
Peacemaker flapped his wings and aimed for the truck, though a piano fell from the sky as he flew.
Moon watched the piano fall from the sky. It just missed Peacemaker/Darkstalker and landed on top of a police car. Moments later Clay also fell from the sky and started playing it.
Peacemaker landed in the car again. "Can I get some money for the piano man?"
"NO!" Foeslayer yelled
"But I saw a bank!" he whined.
Moon hugged Peacemaker tightly. "No money for the piano man. He's not that good..."
"But didn't the pink dragon say we are criminals now? I WANT TO ROB THE BANK! ROB THE BANK!"
Moonwatcher face-palmed. "WINTER!" she yelled. "I need you!" Winter fell from the sky.
Winter blinked, looked at the piano playing Clay and a guitar fell down to. He began to play epically.
Moon gasped at Winter's hot playing and fainted on top of the piano.
The literal sun fell down as well. It caught the grasslands of fire, making Peacemaker wail and Foeslayer smile. "Burn.. burn!"
Tsunami made a face at everything that was happening and summoned a taco and a mud-ice drink.
Deathbringer was flying and looked down at the fire and the chaos and looked in the camera.
Winter revived Moon and they kissed.
Sunny started playing loud music.
Peacemaker wailed in the background.
Starflight suddenly appeared and stole Sunny.
Stonemover suddenly appeared and stole Starflight for stealing Sunny.
Fatespeaker blinked and ran after Starflight. "Honey! I'm expecting, don't dump me!"
Starflight screamed and flew away with Sunny. "No your nOT!"
"Yes I am!" Fatespeaker pulled out of the ground an egg. Thorn chased after Stonemover and kissed him.
Stonemover suddenly turned into a pebble.
Starflight poked the egg and it popped.
Fatespeaker screamed. "My baby!" She tried to glue the parts back together as Thorn flicked pebble into the sun.
Turtle suddenly appeared and then hid behind Fatespeaker. "I'm invisible." he whispered so everyone could hear him. "You can't see me." everyone stared
Kinkajou stared at Moon kissing Winter and started crying. “Don’t you get it, Moon? I love you! I always have!” She ran off crying.
Moon scratched her head and then Winter kissed her again.
Kinkajou ran away into the sun, ready to plot.
Peril appeared out of the sun and spotted Turtle.
Turtle panicked.
Peril turned into a chicken.
Turtle panicked again and turned Peril back into herself.
Kinkajou came out of the sun and was on actual fire. She touched Winter, turning him to a puddle. "Now Moon, Moonwatcher.. we can be together."
Moon cried and turned into a shadow.
Kinkajou blinked and yeeted herself in the shadow puddle, dying as well.
|-|Book 2=
Turtle stared at the blackish-green and pink and white puddle of dragons. He used his magic to turn them all into baby Moon and baby Kinkajou and baby Winter.
Moon started crying, and Kinkajou went to hug her.
Winter went to hug moon as well.
Peril glanced at Turtle. "Can you play piano?" she asked. Turtle ran to the piano, played a song with his feet and juggled at the same time.
"Ha! I cam do moor!" the little dragonet Moonwatcher squeaked and got on the piano, juggling Kinkajou and Winter in the air. She played a whole ballad and sang a wonderful song, Kinkajou and Winter matched in tune.
Moonwatcher shrieked and ran around like a headless chicken when she saw Peril light something on fire.
Peril shoved her head into a bowl of chocolate pudding that was there for some reason and planned on staying there forever.
Chicken, an actual chicken, screamed at the sight, though it was picked up by baby Kinkajou. "Bad chick," she covered its mouth and shoved it in Winter's face. "EAT THE CHICK!"
Scarlet walked into the scene, looking like a teacher and said in all caps, "YOU'RE LATE FOR THE FIELD TRIP! WE NEED TO WATCH EVERYONE FIGHT TO THE DEATH...."
"No," Peacemaker pouted as Winter yeeted the chicken in Scarlet's face.
Scarlet uses the move THRILLING on Peacemaker.
It's super effective!
Peacemaker faints while Winter uses FREEZING DEATH BREATH.
It doesn't affect Scarlet
Moonwatcher uses OP MARY SUE!
It's super effective!
Kinkajou uses MAGIC DEATH SPIT!
It's super effective!
Scarlet fled after being sprayed in the face with a water gun.
Moon uses Snazzy victory dance.
Kinkajou was also about to use a dance, but the remembered that Peacemaker was passed out. "Do we help him?" she whispered while dancing.
Moon noticed Peacemaker. "Oh no. What should we do?"
"MOMMMMY TURTLE!" Dragonet Winter called out.
Moon looked at him skeptically.
Turtle fell out of the sky. "Ow. Who called..?"
Moon looked at Turtle. "W-where did you come from!?" She asked, surprised.
"Well little babies, once a dragon had laser eyes, broke the world, and it hasn't been fixed yet. So me, and all the dragons in the world are up in the clouds to try and sew them back together. If we use magic, we will explode and everyone will die and it will rain chocolate."
"And the dragon who did it is passed out, so good night kids," and with that, Moon and Kinkajou fainted.
Winter screamed internally.
Scarlet walked back into the scene still looking like a teacher, Cliff was also with her. "WE STILL NEED TO GO ON THE FIELD TRIP TO THE ARENA TO WATCH PEOPLE DIE, I HAVE THE PRINCIPAL WITH ME TO!!!!!!!!!!" She pointed at Cliff.
Winter face palmed.
"So lets go!" Scarlet said. "Hustle, people! Or a month of detention! Move! Move! Move!"
"But they are passed out, and KISSING!" Winter whined.
"I don't care! Move your lazy butt or else!"
"Fiiiiine," Winter slapped Kinkajou, but she kept sleeping. Pulling out his back pack, the IceWing stuffed in Peacemaker, Kinkajou, and Moonwatcher and left some cat food for them.
Moon muttered in her sleep. "Don't ever let me gooo..." She said in a sing-song voice.
"Alright, let's go," said Scarlet hopping in the magic school bus.
"Please let this be a normal field trip," Kinkajou muttered in her slumber.
"With Scarlet? NO WAY" Said Winter.
The magic school bus soared off into the clouds, outlined by the sun.
"Scarleeeet, how high are we?" Winter asked, lowering his backpack.
"WE'RE GOING TO AN ARENA IN THE SKY" Scarlet shouted
Suddenly, they arrived at the arena.
"OUT!" Barked Scarlet
"OK," Winter sighed and picked up his backpack. Peacemaker woke up, but went back to sleep after eating some cat food.
Peacemaker remembered that he could only strawberries and that he just ate cat food.
He had flashbacks of laser eyes.
Winter tightened the zipper on the backpack with his friends in it.
Peacemaker is evolving after he ate cat food instead of strawberries.
Peacemaker evolved into: GUN! Bullet noises could be heard from Winter's bag.
Winter was hungry for some cat food so he opened his bag and out came Peacemaker who was now GUN, a real peacemaker.
He silently zipped back up the backpack and walked in the arena.
Gun shot a hole through the backpack, no one was alarmed because this was an arena.
Peacemaker shot more holes, and climbed out. Winter, alarmed, tried desperately to shove him back in
Principal Cliff turned. "Do you need a buddy Winter? You can't be partners with your backpack."
He squirmed uncomfortably. "Uh, no" He said, trying to hide Gun/Peacemaker.
"OK! Wonderful, Scarlet needs you and your buddy then to go right in the middle of the arena," Ruby's dragonet responded and went to a bigger pair.
Suddenly Clearsight appeared and bellyflopped.
Gunmaker shot right at Clearsight by accident after seeing Kinkajou and Moonwatcher eat the cat food.
Some random SkyWing fell from the sky and got shot instead of Clearsight.
More noises came, though always random SkyWings rained down.
Then suddenly a random Nightwing fell on top of Gunmaker.
Winter screamed as the NightWing fell on his back and backpack. Scarlet looked over and gasped. "yOU NEVER SAID YOU WHERE A HYBRID! GUA-"
Then Magnificent appeared next to Kinkajou.
Winter grunted, his back heavy.
Magnificent climbed off of Winter’s back and ate Scarlet.
Winter blinked, though was still heavy and a sneeze was heard and the gunshots stopped. "That- that I didn't need to- Oh my Moons, guh," he gagged.
She then proceeded to eat Clay, only to spit him out again, who kept drinking his mud-ice.
Moonwatcher ate a rock.
Magnificent ate Ruby.
Winter felt dead inside in the background while Kinkajou ate a kinkajou, Moonwatcher ate a moon, and Cliff ate a large SkyWing.
Magnificent then proceeded to eat Winter.
The shadows ate everyone.
Winter was in her stomach and panicked. He kicked around and screamed while Ruby rested close by, slurping some mud-ice that Clay left behind.
Magnificent ate the shadows, then everything in the world, before pooping it all out suddenly.
|-|Book 3: Albatross Legends in the Future=
More than two thousand years ago...
Albatross was just sitting there, planning his next murder, when he was hit in the head by a Minecraft Anvil. 
He woke up more than two thousand years later and saw some unusual occurrences- a bus full of dragons, one drinking a mixture of mud and ice (gross!), a sentient gun with a dragon's head shooting everyone, a RainWing eating everything in sight. Only then did he realize how far forward he was.
I don't feel like murdering anyone, he thought.
Then the bus crashed, and the all-consuming RainWing fell into a ravine, dead.
All of a sudden, things became normal. The mud-ice vanished, the gun turned back into a dragon, Sunny showed Starflight a newly-created scavenger invention- a stick with two strange red lines on it, dragons screaming "COVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and more perfectly normal dragon things.
I heard of COVID before, Albatross thought, but that test looks slightly different.
However, no one seemed to believe him when they heard it, so he tagged along with everyone (except Sunny and Starflight, who seemed to understand the thing, and Fatespeaker, who did too and looked worried) and ran around, screaming "COVID!!!!!"
All of a sudden, Sunny and Starflight left. And then Fatespeaker randomly became the Nyan Cat and tried to kill Sunny for some strange reason.
"Enchant this dagger to kill the Nyan Cat," Albatross whispered. The dagger did so, but not before Sunny was struck down and landed in a ravine, dead.
Starflight, feeling depressed, transformed into Homer Simpson and screamed "D'oh!" And suddenly, Sunny's dead body fell into a nuclear power plant and released plutonium waste, which touched Magnificent and brought her back to life.
"Omae wa mou shindeiru!!!!" Magnificent screamed, and then became 100,000,000 as big as Darkstalker and proceeded to eat the universe, starting with this very location. Albatross fell into her mouth.
Goodbye, everyone, Albatross thought, and then, still wondering what the COVID panic was all about, realized that everything was coming to end soon...
Unless...
A burst of power surged through Albatross. Turtle and Anemone and Jerboa and Stonemover linked their power to him, allowing him to destroy Magnificent with a single punch. The RainWing exploded into a bloody storm and left internal organs everywhere, opening a spirit portal that Avatar Korra and Asami Sato came out of. Then, Korra entered the Avatar State and brought everyone back to life, turned Peacemaker back into a gun because she thought he was better that way, and killed Albatross. The last thing he saw before his death was the Avatar and her girlfriend entering the spirit portal, which closed on them and left him as dead meat. The Avatar had arrived- the universe had hope. And then the MudWings and SandWings were earthbenders, the SeaWings and RainWings waterbenders, the Pantalan tribes airbenders, and the SkyWings and NightWings firebenders. Then everything was at harmony and a few years later, Sunny and Starflight's daughter, Sandstep, was the first dragon Avatar, carrying Albatross' spirit and all four bending powers, which would be passed down across generations to come. 
And finally, there was peace.
And everyone loved the mud-ice drink.
|-|Book 4=
Right after the spirit portal closed...
Some random SeaWing was walking by, hearing everything. The first dragon Avatar would come soon, all the dragons got bending powers depending on their tribe, all that crap.
"Lets make some more chaos!" they said to the general population.
Then, out of nowhere, a NightWing gangster jumped out of nowhere and pointed a gun to their head. 
He said: "Give me all your money! I don't want to kill you, but if I really have to, I most likely will."
Then, the dragonets of destiny, brought back to life and awaiting the arrival of the first dragon Avatar, said, "Stop where you are, NightWing, or we'll bend at you."
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|-|How to make Clay's mud-ice not-slushie= 
ingredients:
Mud
Ice
Steps:
Find mud
Crush ice
Put ice in mud
Put mud in ice
Put in cup
Drink the mud-ice
Drink the mud-ice
Drink the mud-ice
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