Patrick Meets Leni's Friend Dating/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: April 4, 2015
Episode Copyrighted: 2013
This episode is rated TV-PG-L.
Episode starts at Royal Woods Mall with Leni and Patrick.
Leni Loud: Aw, I love the mall.
Patrick Star: Hey buddy.
Leni Loud: Oh, hey Patrick. I was wondering if I have a job for Ms. Carmichael.
Patrick Star: Yeah, now let's go.
Leni Loud: Okay, we can go to another mall.
Patrick Star: Hey, that's a great idea, Leni.
Leni Loud: Patrick, get in my car. I have my drivers license.
Patrick Star: Okay.
Cuts to the other mall.
Leni Loud: Here we are!
Patrick Star: Check it out.
Leni Loud: Can we go in?
Patrick Star: Okay.
Slide transition cuts inside the mall.
Leni Loud: We're here, Patrick. I'm Leni Loud and you're my friend. *hugs Patrick*
Patrick Star: Aw, thanks Leni. You're the best. Oh, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic books. Leni, check that one out.
Leni Loud: You totes are amazing!
Mr. Krabs: Ahem, Leni, Patrick, I have a job for you.
Patrick Star: What is it, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Now mall shop secret.
Leni Loud: Secret?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, secret.
Slide transition cuts at the clothes store.
Mr. Krabs: Now pay attention, you two! Fold the clothes.
Leni Loud: Got it.
Patrick Star: Leni, you're going down.
Leni Loud: That's what I like to hear.
Leni Loud and Patrick Star: *tries to fold the clothes but those shirts got tangled*
Mr. Krabs: What the?!
Patrick Star: Aw, tartar sauce.
Mr. Krabs: That's it, you two. You're--
Leni Loud: Fired?
Mr. Krabs: Now go home and have a nice day.
Leni Loud: Dang it.
Slide transition. The 16 Year Old, Leni Loud is on her way to her last period in her class, but, while she was walking, she accidentally bumped into a brown haired, normal looking Robloxian boy with gray skin and a hat on word says "R".
Leni Loud: Oh, sorry about that.
Roblox: It's alright, my name's Roblox by the way.
Leni Loud: Oh, my name's Leni Loud. It's nice to meet you.
Patrick Star: My name's Patrick Star. It's nice to meet you too.
Roblox: It's nice to meet you too. Say, wanna go out on a date? My friend broke up with me.
Leni Loud: Aw, that's sad, of course I wanna go.
Roblox: Meet me at Roblox HQ after school.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Patrick Star: Okay, let's go to Roblox HQ.
After school, Leni, Patrick and Roblox head to Roblox HQ and sit down with their computer while they talked to each other, although Leni and Patrick were mostly talking to Roblox.
Leni Loud: I also love going to Royal Woods Mall, because I love to buy some clothing and… *notices that Roblox is not paying attention* Roblox, are you listening to me?
Roblox: What? Huh? Yeah, I was.
Leni Loud: Good.
Patrick Star: Hello!
While Leni continued to talk, Roblox attached an idea of what he's going to do with Leni. Later, Roblox drove Leni to her house.
Leni Loud: Thanks for taking me home, Roblox.
Roblox: No problem, Leni.
Leni Loud: Hey, Roblox, I have 10 siblings. Wanna meet them?
Roblox: Oh uh, I feel like it's too early for us to see each other's family, uh, babe.
Leni Loud: *gasps* OMGosh! You just called me babe! Does that, like, mean we're an official couple?
Patrick Star: And extra mayo?
Roblox: Uh...sure.
Leni Loud: Yay! See you later, Roblox. *to The Copier II* Hey, The Copier II.
The Copier II: Hey Leni, I'm a copier as a printer. My toner is low. Can you bring my new toner for me?
Leni Loud: Okay, I'll get you a new toner. *gets The Copier II a new toner, then puts his toner in, then closes his door*
The Copier II: Thanks Leni, you're the best.
Leni Loud: Oh.
The Copier II: Thanks for all your help, Leni. I'm so proud of you.
Leni Loud: I love you, The Copier II.
The Copier II: I love you too, Leni.
Leni Loud: Okay bye.
The Copier II: Son?
Printy the Printer: Yes, dad?
The Copier II: You should come.
Printy the Printer: Okay.
Cuts outside Squidward's House.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, I'm heading to The Loud House.
Cuts to the Loud House.
Leni Loud: *heads into the house and into her and Lori's room* Lori, guess what!
Lori Loud: What is it, Leni?
Leni Loud: I finally got a boyfriend!
Lori Loud: *ecstatic* Wow! That is literally the best news ever! I'm so happy for you, sis.
Leni Loud: I know! I just can't wait to go on more dates, shop together at the mall, play music, call him, shop at the mall...
Lori Loud: You literally already said that.
Leni Loud: Oh, sorry.
Patrick Star: Hey Leni. Hop on.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Slide transition to school. Leni becomes friends with a nerdy unpopular boy at school but she's nervous to show him around her friends. Patrick, Lyan, Leni, Jackie and Mandee are walking in the mall with their new dresses.
Lyan Rectangle: Yay, I love school!
Jackie: Oh Leni! You look totes amazing!
Leni Loud: Thank you and you as well Jackie!
Patrick Star: Thanks for all your help!
Someone calls Mandee.
Mandee: *my dad calls* Hello? Oh shoot sorry dad I didn't realize that late. I'll be right home. Love you too. Bye. Alright girls I gotta get home. My dad and mom have dinner waiting.
Jackie: Yeah I should probably get home too. Seeya Leni!
Leni Loud: Bye girls! *keeps walking*
Slide transition, the following night the doorbell rings.
Leni Loud: Yeah! It's Roblox!
Patrick Star: Roblox is here!
Leni Loud: *opens the door to see Roblox*
Roblox: Hello Leni! I brought a pie Builderman made!
Patrick Star: *sniffs* That pie looks good!
Leni Loud: *sniffs* Mmm…. Smells good. What kind is it?
Roblox: It's apple pie!
Patrick Star: My mom made ice cream!
Leni Loud: Come on in! My dad made lasagna!
Roblox: Okay, see later, guys.
Patrick Star: Bye, Roblox!
Leni Loud: Bye! *waves*
Lori Loud: *sees Patrick walking in the kitchen* Is that literally Roblox!?
Leni Loud: Yeah. Why?
Lori Loud: He is literally the most unpopular adult in Roblox HQl. If Jackie and Mandee see you with him you'll be made fun of for sure. One time he literally came in school with Ace Savvy suit to school.
Patrick Star: *laughs* Now, that’s funny!
Leni Loud: *tries not to laugh* Really!?
Lori Loud: Literally.
Leni Loud: Well. That's still no reason to not be his friend.
Lori Loud: Whatever.
Everyone is eating at the dinner.
Roblox: This is great lasagna Mr. Loud!
Lynn. Sr: Thank you Roblox! And your mom makes very good pie!
After they finish dinner Leni and Dan are watching a fashion show together. Lori sneaks up on Leni and Dan.
Lori Loud: Oooh! Are you two gonna kiss?
Leni Loud: No! We're watching a fashion show together!
Lori Loud: Oooh!!!!
Roblox: Hey Lori why don't you just back off ok!?
Lori Loud: You think I'm gonna let a nerd talk to me like that!?
Leni Loud: Come on Dan. Let's go upstairs to my room.
Lori Loud: Huh! I can still follow you!
Leni Loud: *smirking* Not if I lock the door!
Patrick Star: Leni, that's a great idea!
Patrick and Leni arrive in her room.
Leni Loud: You ok, Patrick?
Patrick Star: Leni? Are you just pretending to like me?
Leni Loud: What!? No! I like you because you're a really nice person!
Patrick Star: Ok I'm just making sure.
Patrick is playing his video game.
Leni Loud: Wow! You're great at that game! Could I give it a try!?
Patrick Star: Me too! Me too!
Roblox: Sure!
Leni Loud: Hey I won!
Roblox: Nice job Leni! Well looks like I should head home but first! *snaps a selfie of me, and Leni*
Roblox is about to upload the photo on social media when suddenly.
Leni Loud: Roblox no!
Roblox: Why not? I wanna take a photo with my new bestie!
Leni Loud: Roblox. I….I….I already have besties.
Roblox: What? *realises* Oh I get it! You're too embarrassed to be around me in public!
Leni Loud: No it's not like that!
Roblox: You probably feel sorry for me! You're probably like the rest of the popular kids in school. I see. I'm going home to HQ! Wow just when I thought I actually had a friend.
Leni Loud: Roblox, wait!
It's too late.
Leni Loud: *walks down the stairs in sadness*
Patrick Star: *angrily* Lori, why did you do that!?
Lori Loud: You just break up with Da…..
Leni Loud: Shut up!
Patrick Star: Yeah, shut up!
Lori Loud: Oooh…..Someone got the blues?
Patrick Star: HEY, JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LORI!
Leni Loud: *slams Lori against a wall* I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A FRIEND!!! NOTHING MORE!!!!!!! AND I LOST HIM BECAUSE YOU LOWERED ME DOWN TO YOUR BIG SNOBBISH LEVEL!!!!!
Lori Loud: *gulps*
Leni Loud: Now help find a way to be his friend again or I'll slam you through this wall!
Lori Loud: O….ok. Maybe you could borrow Lincoln's Ace Savvy shirt and wear it to school tomorrow.
Leni Loud: That's actually a good idea! I'll go do that!
Patrick Star: Yeah!
Lori Loud: Patrick. Leni. I'm sorry. I just wanted to save you from embarrassment.
Leni Loud: I know. But a friend is worth more to me then getting embarrassed.
Time card reading "Zee Next Day"
French Narrator: Zee next day.
Leni was over at Patrick's house as the two were watching Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie. Patrick seemed invested but Leni was just looking to the side still feeling down.
Patrick Star: Man, it's so boring! Who else could've figured it out! I'm SpongeBob's best friend and he stole Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures! *notices Leni's attitude* Leni? Are you okay?
Leni Loud: *looks up* Hm? I'm fine.
Patrick Star: You've seemed rather mopey since you've arrived. I would assume you'd be feeling ecstatic right now.
Leni Loud: I wish! But I'm starting to think I might be really bad when it comes to getting Lincoln a present.
Patrick Star: I thought Lincoln was always grateful for what you do for him.
Leni Loud: Not really. I found out today that most of the presents I get him don't really have anything to do with what he likes. Like when I got him a preschool comic book or a fashion set just because I thought he liked toys.
Patrick Star: Ohhh...
Leni Loud: Yeah... *rubs my eyes* I know he's appreciative, but that doesn't tell me I know a lot about him.
Patrick Star: I know and SpongeBob knows Lincoln, and if you simply talk to him I'm sure you'd have a clue as to what he would like. *notices Roblox nodding his head at him* I see you agree with me boy.
Leni Loud: But if I tell him, he'll feel bad! And the last thing I want to do is make him sad before his costume! *groans* I just wanna do something special for him, to show him I actually remembered what he likes! *faces my head down on the verge of tears, until pops my head up, then gasps* O M Gosh, that's it! Patrick, you're a genius!
Patrick Star: *confused* Uhh, what?
Leni Loud: I know exactly what to do! *turns to Rodney* Are you busy tomorrow?
Patrick Star: No! Why do you ask?
Leni Loud: *smiles* I have a plan.
Screen cuts to Leni talking to Miguel and Fiona on the phone.
Leni Loud: Alright, so tomorrow I need you guys to meet up with me at the mall.
Fiona: What's the catch?
Leni Loud: I need you guys to help me find a perfect present for my little brother Lincoln. This time I want to get him something I know he'll love!
Miguel: We're definitely in. Anything to help out Leni, right Fiona?
Fiona: *a little peeved* Sure.
Miguel: *confused* Fiona, you sound kinda annoyed. What's wrong now?
Fiona: *annoyed* I remember that little kid making so much trouble for me.
Leni Loud: Linky? Nah, he'd never do something like that! Spongy's best friend, Patrick!
Fiona: *grumbles* See it to believe it.
Leni Loud: Look, I just need your help. Please?
It suddenly cuts to her talking to Jackie and Mandee.
Mandee: Absolutely! Anything for a friend!
Jackie: I'm in.
Leni Loud: Great! Meet us at the mall. This will be the greatest costume gift ever I get SpongeBob and Lincoln!
It then goes to the Royal Woods Mall the next day, as Leni and Patrick are waiting for Leni's friends at the food court.
Patrick Star: It will be great to finally meet your friends Leni.
Leni Loud: I'm sure they'll totes love you!
Mandee: *pops around the corner* Do I hear the voice of a blonde?
Leni Loud: *smiles* Girls! You made it!
Leni Loud and Girls: *makes kissing noises*
Just as Miguel and Fiona show up.
Miguel: It's oddly charming seeing you guys do that.
Mandee: *smiles* Hey guys!
Jackie: It's great to see you two again!
Fiona: Same with you two.
Leni Loud: *smiles* Yes it's great to see each other, but before we get started, I would like to introduce to all of you a special someone. SpongeBob's best friend Patrick!
Patrick Star: Uhh, hey. I'm Patrick Star. It's nice to meet all of you.
Mandee: *whispers* Wait, this is Patrick?
Jackie: *whispers* I thought he'd look more handsome.
Fiona: *glares* Hmm, charmed. *shakes Patrick's hand*
Miguel: *unenthusiastically* Nice to meet you.
Patrick Star: It's great to finally meet all of you.
Leni Loud: I just know that with all of your help, this is totes going to be a success!
Patrick Star: How about some smoothies everyone? I'm off today, but I think Goofy Goober Manager would be okay with me making us some ice cream.
Leni Loud and Patrick Star: *heads over to Goofy Goobers*
As the others stand there.
Miguel: I was seriously not expecting someone like him to be SpongeBob's best friend.
Jackie: I don't want to be judgmental, but he's sooooo average!
Fiona: Does he seem a little too... geeky for Leni?
Mandee: *gasps* What if he makes her look bad in public? A nerdy boy trying to correct a girl like Leni would be so embarrassing!
Jackie: Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Miguel: I agree. Let's get to know him a little better. However, we should still be on the lookout for Leni's best interest.
Jackie: We can't just have anyone date such a great person like Leni.
A bit later, the group were sitting at a table eating ice cream.
Patrick Star: It was great that Goofy Goober Manager allowed me to make ice cream for all of you.
Fiona: *under my breath* Show off.
Mandee: So Leni, any idea on what to get Lincoln?
Leni Loud: I'm thinking of getting him this flashy Ace Savvy costume! Something's gotta replace the old one he has before it gets too muddy.
Miguel: That sounds great Leni.
Patrick Star: Looks like you know what your buddy likes after all.
Leni Loud: Oh, that just came to my head. I was like, looking up what the exact name was.
Patrick Star and Leni's friends: *facepalms*
Miguel: Focus Leni.
Jackie: If you want this present to be special you have to really concentrate.
Leni Loud: You're right, I'm sorry.
Fiona: On the bright side, at least you almost remembered what comic he likes.
Leni Loud: That's true.
Patrick Star: Well, you do know he likes Ace Savvy and SpongeBob and I like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, but at the same time it would be good for the present to be something personal.
Leni Loud: You mean give him, SpongeBob and you something I own?
Patrick Star: No Leni. I mean something that really comes from your heart, and says "I love you".
Leni Loud: *smiles* Aww, that's like so much better!
Patrick Star: I knew you'd understand Leni.
Mandee: *glares at Patrick* I'm sure she does.
Leni Loud: Alright, let's make a start guys!
Goofy Goober Manager: If your friends ever want more ice cream, just say the word.
Patrick Star: Thanks Manager.
Goofy Goober Manager: Anything for my favorite employee.
Leni Loud: Isn't Patrick great to have around you guys?
Fiona: *shrugs* I guess.
Mandee: I mean we've only known him for a few minutes.
Miguel: Anyway, we didn't come here for ice cream, we're here to help Leni get her brother and SpongeBob the best costume.
Leni Loud: *smiles* Yeah! Let's do this!
Sometime later, the group head on over to the collectors store, and see that the Ace Savvy figure is still in the glass cabinet.
Patrick Star: *points* Look Leni, they have it right over there!
Leni Loud: *claps* Yay!
Miguel: *goes to the front* Yeah hi, umm our friend wants that rare collectable thing, for her brother's birthday.
Clerk: This is an incredibly rare collectible, so it won't be cheap.
Leni Loud: *desperate* How much?
Clerk: A thousand dollars.
Leni Loud: What?! Over a toy?!
Clerk: It's extremely rare, and there are only 10 of them left. I ain't giving it away for a meager price.
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: I got the money for that good. 
Clerk: There you go Jacob. It's always a pleasure doing business with you.
Jacob: Better luck next time loser.
Mandee: *angry* LOOK WHO’S TALKING, YOU JERK!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: You leave those friends alone, you jerk!
Leni Loud: *hastily checks my bank account on my phone and sees that it has $10,000.00 and grins* Hah! See?! I have ten thousand!
Fiona: Uhh, Leni? You forgot the dot point.
Leni Loud: I did? *checks again* Oh, you’re right... I have just one hundred—
Jacob: *smirks* Looks like the swag in this store is too good for chumps like you! *laughs*
Patrick Star: *angry* I'M NEVER BUYING ANYTHING FROM THIS STORE AGAIN.
Clerk: Big whoop Patrick. You're nothing but a loser geek who can never afford the good collectibles. Just stick to the cheap stuff a loser like you can afford.
Fiona: *suddenly slams my fist on the counter, surprising the clerk and gets angry* YOU WANT ME TO STICK A FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT?!
Mandee: *angry* YEAH YOU JERK! LEAVE HIM ALONE OR WE’LL CALL THE COPS FOR YOUR CRAPPY CUSTOMER SERVICE!
Clerk: *angry* GET OUT OF MY STORE, NOW!
Miguel: *secretly recording on my phone* Oh just as soon as I'm done here.
Clerk: *angry* YOU'RE NEVER COMING TO THIS STORE EVER AGAIN!!
Jackie: *turns my back to the clerk* Oh don't worry, we weren't going to! *walks away*
Patrick Star: I'm sorry guys. I should have warned you that the guy who owns that store is a major jerk.
Miguel: Relax, from experience dealing with customers, he won't be in business for very long.
Patrick Star: And guys? Thanks for standing up for me.
Jackie: No problem! The last thing I want anyone to do is pick on my friends.
Patrick Star: *smiles* Friends?
Mandee: *smiles* Yeah! You've got guts standing up for Leni like that.
Fiona: *notices Leni* Leni? Are you okay?
Leni Loud: *panics* Come on! We can still try another store!
Fiona: *worried* Leni, it’s nearly five and the stores are about to close.
Miguel: This isn't good.
Jackie: What are we gonna do now?
Leni Loud: *panics* Can’t we try tomorrow?!
Mandee: But tomorrow’s Monday, you have school and work.
Leni Loud: *panics* No no no!! We have to try another store! I won't miss my last chance to get SpongeBob and Lincoln something for their costumes!
Speakers: Attention shoppers, the stores will begin to close in five minutes. Please make your way to the nearest exit, thank you.
Upon overhearing the announcement, Leni kneels down in defeat.
Leni Loud: *upset* No...
Patrick Star: Leni, what's wrong?
Leni Loud: *upset* It's fine...
Patrick Star: It's okay Leni. I'll do some searching online, and I'll inform you on if I find one of those figures. I'll even split the price if you want.
Mandee: *helps Leni up* Come on, we gotta go before they find us.
Leni Loud: *slowly nods* Okay...
Miguel: That was pretty noble of you offering to split the price Patrick.
Jackie: Yeah, I agree.
Patrick Star: Don't worry Leni. I'm sure I can help you find something online.
Fiona: *lightly hits Patrick's arm* You really are a great guy.
Mandee: *smiles* Girls who wouldn't like you don't know your true greatness!
Patrick Star: *blushes* Thank you, guys.
Leni Loud: *slightly smiles* Well, at least you guys are finally getting along.
Fiona: *sighs* Come on Leni, let's go.
The group slowly walked towards the exit, with Leni in utter sorrow. After a few minutes, SpongeBob and Lincoln are waving to Patrick and Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh boy, here they come!
Lincoln Loud: *opens the front door to let Patrick and Leni in*
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, that is it! I'm going home now! Hmph! *leaves*
Lori Loud: Are you missing anyone?
Lincoln Loud: Oh yeah, our costumes from... Leni.
Leni Loud: *smiles* I know you're going to love it, Linky.
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* I'm sure I will Leni.
Leni Loud: *hands SpongeBob and Lincoln their costumes*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *surprised* Oh... Oh my gosh... Leni, did you make this...?
Leni Loud: *rubs my arm* Well, yeah I did.
Patrick Star: Yeah.
Lincoln Loud: *surprised* I... I didn't think you'd actually remember...
Leni Loud: How could I not know what my own baby brother loves? I had to make it special, and there's nothing more special than a present that comes from the heart. *looks towards Patrick*
The two smile at each other.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *still surprised* But, all those times...
Leni Loud: Yeah, I know. But I realized I wasn't trying very hard. I didn't just make that for you to be a great present, but also so it could let you know how much I love you. I just wanted you to know this time I really did want to get you something related to what you're actually into, otherwise you might still think I never cared. But I do.
Lincoln Loud: *begins to smile as tears slowly formed in my eyes*
Patrick and Leni reached their arms out and SpongeBob and Lincoln, without hesitation, hugged her as tightly as he could.
Lincoln Loud: *sniffs* Thank you... Thank you so much…
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thank you, Leni.
Leni Loud: *also getting teary eyed* No, thank you. For being the best brother ever.
Patrick Star: Yeah! *laughs*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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